/ot/ - off-topic

Had to make a new thread to share my weird dream. A cat, rat, and rabbit were sitting on the edge of my window, begging me to adopt them, but I'm too afraid of them and don't want the responsibility, so I tried to ignore them. Until the cat torn apart the mosquito mesh guard thingy and I panicked and grabbed a hanger and hit the window to scare them and make them jump off it onto the ground and leave me alone. They never returned after this.

My mom took me to the doctor’s office and they did an ultrasound on my stomach. They asked if I had ever been pregnant before and I said no, why? And it turned out in my belly there was this…BRAIN with TENTACLES. And they were just kind of acting like it was normal. I looked for my mom when it was over but couldn’t find her. Then I went back to work but realized I was a day or two behind on my tasks and couldn’t understand any of the instructions that were left for me.

I was kind of more concerned about getting fired than about the parasite in my stomach. American work culture amirite

It got really hot in my room last night so I dreamt I was in an Indian prison. After that I saw my old friends I split with and we went on an Ikea trip together, also before that I was trapped in a box and used an axe to get myself out.

Dreamt this morning that I was driving in my car and two scrotelets were playing on the road. Tried to go around them but one just straight up ran under my car like a pigeon so I drove over him. Felt a little bad but mostly angry about how stupid he was

>>2575653
Damn even in dreams males gotta act up

>>2575610
You're going to birth the spaghetti monster jesus

Dream I had. I only remember the end though. I was in class and saw a really long line for the train to a history museum so I left and went for a walk. It felt nice and I remember walking around some trees. Then I came back just before the teachers boarded and then I tripped while trying to walk in. And I woke up. Liminal?

me, my mom, her friend, and her friend's daughter go into a mall. we decide to eat at an italian restaurant and the menu is as follows: sautéed green beans with mashed potatoes, normal spaghetti, cold spaghetti with big frozen chunks of powdered parmesan, and one big ravioli like picrel. there is nothing else on the menu.

I dreamed that Spoony had killed himself, I just remembered it so I checked KF and he obviously hasn't (yet).

>>2577686
I read that as snoopy and was wondering when snoopy became a cow.

>>2576925
I thought this was the mundane shit thread and was about to say damn that's some nice-ass ravioli.

I keep dreaming about snakes. In my dream I was walking down a busy sidewalk and a brown-green snake came out of a bush crawling fast toward us and starts to crawl on me. I grab it by the head so it doesnt bite and a woman in a car stops to see it and tells me its not poisonous and takes it. Turning around to walk back the way I came i see two more snakes behind a chanlink fence. Theyre orange and striped and have black marks on their head that look like smiley faces. As im admiring them, snake no 1 comes back and starts crawling toward me again!

Im not even afraid of afraid of snakes but damn I might be now

latest dreams
>living in a futuristic house of some rich family with constant surveillance and a midget old man who would scream and beat you whenever you disrespected the house (aka closed the doors too loud or something). he terrorised everyone in the house, evem the wealthy owners
>incest nightmare
>shapeshifting intelligent alien lifeform whose only purpose was to exterminate humans from earth and mentally terrorise me in the process. throughout the dream it transformed into a black kitten, an ant and a chicken so huge you could only see its feet from the ground
>a customizable erotica book - the company making these would edit one of their pre-written book templates according to your preferences, print it and ship it to you in discreet packaging. the sex scenes were terribly unsexy and the illustrations looked like they were taken straight out of wikihow

Out of all cows, Lisa Yo is the last one I wanted to meet in my dreams. She tried some new weird beauty treatment. I don't know what the actual goal of it was, but it made her half-cyborg. First time she got started, she just broke down, but apparently cyborgs are a matter of *Have You Tried Turning It off and on Again?", so when she got restarted, she was able to walk normally again. She made a tiktok out of it.

Had a dream I got snagged by ice kek they’ve been in my neighborhood in plain clothes I’ll be fine I look white passing enough (I hope)

>>2580485
The last one sounds like a business idea that someone would actually try kek

I dreamt that I was dating a scrote from a mafia family, but it wasn't like a sexy novella scenario, it was STRESSFUL (and honestly gross.) My mafia boyfriend looked like Jacob Elordi but paler and with big curly hair. The first part I remember is us having sex in his room, but he was too distracted to stay hard, so it was awful. We gave up and he promised to get some Viagra from the pharmacy, which pissed me off even more because I was like "you shouldn't need Viagra when you're this young." But he went off on his way and I teleported into the fanciest kitchen ever built. His whole family was there, getting drunk, and I had an overwhelming sense that they didn't like me. His grandpa somehow knew what had happened upstairs and made snide comments about it in a cartoonishly angry voice. I can't remember the specifics, but I remember the wording made me feel objectified. My mafia boyfriend and I had a face-to-face conversation (even though he was still at the pharmacy, it was like a Zoom call but with astral projection) where I asked if we could go on a date somewhere else because his family was upsetting me. He rambled on about "muh duties", pissing me off even more. Suddenly, alarms went off and all the women started screaming! The walls turned into giant TVs which reported on a criminal who'd broken out of prison (a nasty looking scrote who was snarling in his mugshot). The newscaster said he was probably on his way to his "family home." It turned out that this criminal was my mafia boyfriend's uncle, and he wanted to kill everyone so he could inherit their money. But he wouldn't just kill us, he'd torture us to death, and somehow he already had an entire militia's worth of guns right after escaping from prison. Everyone went crazy and ran around preparing for combat as the uncle's mugshot got beamed onto the walls. I told everyone that our only hope of survival was to hide underground, but they wouldn't listen. Eventually my mafia boyfriend appeared outside, holding up the several boxes of Viagra he'd bought as if they were prized trophies, but the dream teleported us both to this barracks-looking area where we could stock up on firearms. He whined about his uncle ruining our "plans" and sulked with me because I was too worried about dying to have sex. He kept saying "don't worry, I won't get you pregnant so it's not like our baby will suffer if he catches us" because if you got pregnant in the dream, the baby would be born instantly (it didn't happen, I just instinctively knew). I think he downed an entire box of pills to, like…convince me he was serious, I guess? But obviously that didn't work. Then I heard a window shatter upstairs and felt a huge, powerful wave of terror as an evil presence entered the house. The dream ended just as I arrived at the bottom of the stairs with my pistol, hearing the uncle's heavy footsteps get louder and louder. AND MY FAGGOT MAFIA BOYFRIEND WAS STILL SULKING ABOUT THE FACT I WOULDN'T FUCK HIM. When I woke up I wanted to kill myself.

I had tons of nonsensical dreams the last 2 days but the most important one to share is an anon in the unpopular opinion saying the Jordan Paterson debate with the zoomers and him losing it is proof being intelligent is related to a younger age and we get dumber the older we get. And that human intelligence is at its peak at our 20s. That post started an infight and I panicked about my own age and if I'm gonna get dumber in a few years from now. There was another controversial opinion above it that also caused infights but I forgot what it was.