/ot/ - off-topic

Had to make a new thread to share my weird dream. A cat, rat, and rabbit were sitting on the edge of my window, begging me to adopt them, but I'm too afraid of them and don't want the responsibility, so I tried to ignore them. Until the cat torn apart the mosquito mesh guard thingy and I panicked and grabbed a hanger and hit the window to scare them and make them jump off it onto the ground and leave me alone. They never returned after this.

My mom took me to the doctor’s office and they did an ultrasound on my stomach. They asked if I had ever been pregnant before and I said no, why? And it turned out in my belly there was this…BRAIN with TENTACLES. And they were just kind of acting like it was normal. I looked for my mom when it was over but couldn’t find her. Then I went back to work but realized I was a day or two behind on my tasks and couldn’t understand any of the instructions that were left for me.

I was kind of more concerned about getting fired than about the parasite in my stomach. American work culture amirite

It got really hot in my room last night so I dreamt I was in an Indian prison. After that I saw my old friends I split with and we went on an Ikea trip together, also before that I was trapped in a box and used an axe to get myself out.

Dreamt this morning that I was driving in my car and two scrotelets were playing on the road. Tried to go around them but one just straight up ran under my car like a pigeon so I drove over him. Felt a little bad but mostly angry about how stupid he was

>>2575653
Damn even in dreams males gotta act up

>>2575610
You're going to birth the spaghetti monster jesus

Dream I had. I only remember the end though. I was in class and saw a really long line for the train to a history museum so I left and went for a walk. It felt nice and I remember walking around some trees. Then I came back just before the teachers boarded and then I tripped while trying to walk in. And I woke up. Liminal?

me, my mom, her friend, and her friend's daughter go into a mall. we decide to eat at an italian restaurant and the menu is as follows: sautéed green beans with mashed potatoes, normal spaghetti, cold spaghetti with big frozen chunks of powdered parmesan, and one big ravioli like picrel. there is nothing else on the menu.

I dreamed that Spoony had killed himself, I just remembered it so I checked KF and he obviously hasn't (yet).

>>2577686
I read that as snoopy and was wondering when snoopy became a cow.

>>2576925
I thought this was the mundane shit thread and was about to say damn that's some nice-ass ravioli.

I keep dreaming about snakes. In my dream I was walking down a busy sidewalk and a brown-green snake came out of a bush crawling fast toward us and starts to crawl on me. I grab it by the head so it doesnt bite and a woman in a car stops to see it and tells me its not poisonous and takes it. Turning around to walk back the way I came i see two more snakes behind a chanlink fence. Theyre orange and striped and have black marks on their head that look like smiley faces. As im admiring them, snake no 1 comes back and starts crawling toward me again!

Im not even afraid of afraid of snakes but damn I might be now

latest dreams
>living in a futuristic house of some rich family with constant surveillance and a midget old man who would scream and beat you whenever you disrespected the house (aka closed the doors too loud or something). he terrorised everyone in the house, evem the wealthy owners
>incest nightmare
>shapeshifting intelligent alien lifeform whose only purpose was to exterminate humans from earth and mentally terrorise me in the process. throughout the dream it transformed into a black kitten, an ant and a chicken so huge you could only see its feet from the ground
>a customizable erotica book - the company making these would edit one of their pre-written book templates according to your preferences, print it and ship it to you in discreet packaging. the sex scenes were terribly unsexy and the illustrations looked like they were taken straight out of wikihow

Out of all cows, Lisa Yo is the last one I wanted to meet in my dreams. She tried some new weird beauty treatment. I don't know what the actual goal of it was, but it made her half-cyborg. First time she got started, she just broke down, but apparently cyborgs are a matter of *Have You Tried Turning It off and on Again?", so when she got restarted, she was able to walk normally again. She made a tiktok out of it.

Had a dream I got snagged by ice kek they’ve been in my neighborhood in plain clothes I’ll be fine I look white passing enough (I hope)

>>2580485
The last one sounds like a business idea that someone would actually try kek

I dreamt that I was dating a scrote from a mafia family, but it wasn't like a sexy novella scenario, it was STRESSFUL (and honestly gross.) My mafia boyfriend looked like Jacob Elordi but paler and with big curly hair. The first part I remember is us having sex in his room, but he was too distracted to stay hard, so it was awful. We gave up and he promised to get some Viagra from the pharmacy, which pissed me off even more because I was like "you shouldn't need Viagra when you're this young." But he went off on his way and I teleported into the fanciest kitchen ever built. His whole family was there, getting drunk, and I had an overwhelming sense that they didn't like me. His grandpa somehow knew what had happened upstairs and made snide comments about it in a cartoonishly angry voice. I can't remember the specifics, but I remember the wording made me feel objectified. My mafia boyfriend and I had a face-to-face conversation (even though he was still at the pharmacy, it was like a Zoom call but with astral projection) where I asked if we could go on a date somewhere else because his family was upsetting me. He rambled on about "muh duties", pissing me off even more. Suddenly, alarms went off and all the women started screaming! The walls turned into giant TVs which reported on a criminal who'd broken out of prison (a nasty looking scrote who was snarling in his mugshot). The newscaster said he was probably on his way to his "family home." It turned out that this criminal was my mafia boyfriend's uncle, and he wanted to kill everyone so he could inherit their money. But he wouldn't just kill us, he'd torture us to death, and somehow he already had an entire militia's worth of guns right after escaping from prison. Everyone went crazy and ran around preparing for combat as the uncle's mugshot got beamed onto the walls. I told everyone that our only hope of survival was to hide underground, but they wouldn't listen. Eventually my mafia boyfriend appeared outside, holding up the several boxes of Viagra he'd bought as if they were prized trophies, but the dream teleported us both to this barracks-looking area where we could stock up on firearms. He whined about his uncle ruining our "plans" and sulked with me because I was too worried about dying to have sex. He kept saying "don't worry, I won't get you pregnant so it's not like our baby will suffer if he catches us" because if you got pregnant in the dream, the baby would be born instantly (it didn't happen, I just instinctively knew). I think he downed an entire box of pills to, like…convince me he was serious, I guess? But obviously that didn't work. Then I heard a window shatter upstairs and felt a huge, powerful wave of terror as an evil presence entered the house. The dream ended just as I arrived at the bottom of the stairs with my pistol, hearing the uncle's heavy footsteps get louder and louder. AND MY FAGGOT MAFIA BOYFRIEND WAS STILL SULKING ABOUT THE FACT I WOULDN'T FUCK HIM. When I woke up I wanted to kill myself.

I had tons of nonsensical dreams the last 2 days but the most important one to share is an anon in the unpopular opinion saying the Jordan Paterson debate with the zoomers and him losing it is proof being intelligent is related to a younger age and we get dumber the older we get. And that human intelligence is at its peak at our 20s. That post started an infight and I panicked about my own age and if I'm gonna get dumber in a few years from now. There was another controversial opinion above it that also caused infights but I forgot what it was.

I had a dream where lc shut down again and we were all posting in the bunker of who was the hottest guy from the Predator movie 1987. I remember I was making gifs on photoshop of all the ass and shirtless scenes to compare who had the best body. Anyways Arnold won best body and it was agreed all of them are kinda ugly, but some are hot in the right lighting and angle. And then somebody edited them to look like TF2. I barely ever post here anymore, but I loved how autistic this dream was that I had to share it before I forget it happened.

browsing lcf. there is an image in the bad fetish art thread of fluttershy getting crumbled up into the shape of a scorpion. an anon gets reasonably confused by the anatomy choices of the drawing. there are also images of differently colored yoshis in ball gags and they somehow become so infamous among lcf that they end up being in the background of every board. there are three new boards called /come/, /on/, and /and/ respectively and they are categorized next to /meta/, they serve no purpose like a good chunk of the hidden boards on the site.

>>2588104
Lolcow in the year 2113.

I had a dream that my close friend died

I dreamt that Peppa Pig did an episode about remembering the Holocaust.

Me and my boyfriend were going on a trip to USA, the lady at the airport had so many problems with letting us into the plane but she did in the end. We land in California and we get the news that JD Vance I quote "looks like a fat lesbian at the moment" and so we were on a mission to take a photo of him so it can be a meme. So we travel to Florida where he's supposed to be. I had to go through a poolrooms maze with a lot of waves in he pools and get into a room full of plushies of famous people. JD comes in and I do a photoshoot of him. He had my friend's hair. Then some kind of african american asociation hands me a medal for being in the scary pools for whole 20 minutes!

Dreamt I grew an extra boob under my armpit that had a different color to it and it turned out to be a breast cancer tumor. Horrifying.

>>2589169
Congratulations for lasting 20 minutes in the pool nona

>>2589169
Did you read a news article about a Norwegian guy named Mads Mikkelsen not being denied entry to the USA as a tourist because he had a similar picture on his phone right before going to bed? Honest question.

I had a dream that I was in the moovie room with like 2 other anons, and we were just watching a bunch of movies that none of us had ever seen. I put on a movie that was basically animated lesbian porn without knowing and all of a sudden 27 more anons came in and started saying ew and demanding it be turned off. I skipped it and apologized but no one saw cause the chat was moving so fast. It tarnished my moovie room reputation forever.

>>2592118
the worst part about this is that i can imagine some of the /g/ and /m/ frequenters liking that.

>>2591804
I did but it was some time before I had this dream. I think the day before the dream I watched a video where Vance was mentioned or something

Thanks to the cringe thread, I dreamt that a Brazilian politician blackmailed a Japanese football player and forced him to stop being fit and become an anakun, grow his hair longer, and take pictures and videos of himself in maid outfits and similar femboy stuff. Which made the Japanese football team as a whole lose popularity because he was the fan favorite but isn't hot anymore.

I had a dream that I was giving myself a tongue piercing. I got through with getting the needle through my tongue, but then I didn't put the jewelry in cause I was like "I can't have a tongue piercing when my teeth are still fucked out". It's funny, because I've actually thought about getting my tongue pierced but didn't because my teeth are out of place.

I had a lucid dream today and astral projection a week ago. I don't have these experiences as often as i used to 10 years ago. I used to have them at least 3x a week before and was living my best life because of it. I'm now suspicious that the contraceptive pills, although i never had any other negative effects than low libido, are influencing my brain's abilities of lucid dreaming and asral projectin. I think my abilities started to lessen when i started taking the pills. Now I'm off of it for about 3 months and i suddenly had 2 experiences so soon from eachother?? This really sucks because i have really bad acne and nothing has worked for me but the pills (got new brand about a year ago and it worked amazingly) So now i have to choose if i want to look like a rotting zombie but fly and fuck my dream friend and do cool shit and night or look like normal person but sleep in a boring way.

>>2594888
you know the answer

I had a dream that I had ugg slippers. They were really comfy

Had a horrible dream Lady Gaga chased me with a chainsaw, and turned my body into bulgogi. I apparently screamed because i got woken up by my dad. I slept after again it was around 4 AM, guess what. Lady fucking Gaga again but this time she gives me silver jewellery (in a weird bag). I accept it and as i look through the bag she starts choking me with huge nails, kinda digging into my throat/skin. I choke (in the dream) and wake up suddenly choking on my own saliva. Skip to today, I went to a store and saw a Gaga vinyl and it traumatized me. I think I can't see her the same anymore and it saddens me. I liked her, she had bops. I don't understand my retarded brain

I dreamt of a bunch of manga characters I grew up with, it was so cute. Yona (Akatsuki no Yona) and Akane (Ranma) went to a winter festival together, think summer festival episodes in anime but with snow, and did a bunch of games. At some point at a bow-shooting stand Yona won a black cat plushie (might've been Kiki's Jiji?) for Akane, Akane was really impressed. Meanwhile there were Kuukai (Shugo Chara) and Tadase (Shugo Chara) in the back just fooling around waiting for Luchia (Mermaid Melody) and Kaito (Mermaid Melody) to catch up, but Luchia was embarrassed for some reason (I think because she sang out of key?) so Kaito was protecting her from the looks of others until she calmed down. In the mean time there was a gothic lolita (I think Sugar Soldiers Nanami?) who was alone at the festival and about to watch some animal show and the usher (not a manga but Fire Emblem Conquests Benny) led her to a completely wrong seat (despite every other seat being free) but when she tried to speak up he wouldn't listen. Usagi (Sailor Moon) walking by couldn't accept this and transformed because how dare he refuse to listen to a cute girls inquiry and leave her sitting there all alone in the cold even though she obviously wanted to sit somewhere else and according to her ticket even had to do so? and punished him in the name of the moon. Also, Kagome (Inuyasha) was somewhere in my dream, too, but I don't remember what happened.

>>2598225
Thanks for the collage! I started reading Yona of the Dawn due to your post, and I really like it.

So I was watching One Piece, anime not live action, with family but the DVD was from fans online not official merch and it started with the opening of a live action werewolf comedy sitcom that started in the 90s that's ongoing but the opening never changed and the cast is now old and changed up most of the actors but the Mc fat funny werewolf dude was still Mc just old and walled. I was like, Guys we put the wrong discount in! But they fam told me it was actually context for athe crossover episode where there's a bunch of characters trying to escape an island like Hells Paradise. Anyway it starts and im now Nico Robin but I cant use my arm things, my Nigel is there but hes apparently chopper but we still refer to each other by name not the characters. Team Rocket was part of the group on the run from the evil shit too, we had to jump down a waterfall and then climb up a bunch of rocks with "big booba one pice siren characters" but they were like just illusions and most of us got through. We made it to the Sunny boat and Luffy and Blackbeard were having some kind of confrontation with shadows so me and the rest of the npcs decided to stay below deck until that got sorted. So i was sitting on the floor next to a sofa and these three dogs are growling at each other, a white pit terrier, a small harmless mutt, and then this tiny coffee colored roided out pit bull. So the tiny one ended up getting me because their fight got too close, swiped it face, got my arms when it tried smacking it away, gave me what I could only describe as a bite that just missed me on the forehead. Then Zoro came and dragged the dogs away and the folks around me were like that white dog should have stopped that small one and then they were like oh my gosh Robin go see chopper! You need a doctor! So I go to the bathroom to got put on a bandaid since I thought yeah that dog's nails were gross in need to disinfect it but in the mirror I see the swipe of the dog gave me a slit mouth woman cut tho only the part near the mouth was piercing the inside but there was no blood and the wounds looked like they were made on silicone with a layer of red underneath. Anyway it out a bandaid on the side of my mought that was worse but the adhesive was too strong and I new it was going to tear the skin and started panicking so I called my mom to tell her I got attacked in the face by a dog again (when I was like 5 I got bit in the face by a large dog but I don't remember it, I dont fear dogs, and the scar healed in a way that looked like just shadows on my face so it never cause issues with me) and started checking up and so I go find my Nigel and he has Choppers hat with antlers and hes like its OK but takes this bottle of lotion and starts dumping this bottle of lotion all over my sholders where im not hit and im like no you need to start sewing the wounds shut and disinfecting them lotion is not ok and the adrenaline spike woke me up.

>>2598468
You have no idea how much I appreciate this comment lol. I struggled first with paint, then sai and then paint.net thinking to myself why I even put in the effort into this pic because no one's going to care anyway but pushed through because maybe someone somewhere will find it interesting, so thank you for being my reason to not give up lmao. I have to admit, I haven't read Yona since volume 27 and we're at volume 44 but maybe there's a reason I've dreamt about it and I should pick it up again.

i've been so caught up by the pedo-files lately i more or less dreamt the climax of "halloween kills" but replace michael meyers with epstein. that turbo chomo broke into my home, i took him down with a whole canister of pepper spray while calling 911 but the operator thought i was a prank caller. so i ran out the back door with my childhood yorkie (RIP) to alert the neighbors and everyone came out to mob him with pitchforks and machetes and shit. but the power of pedophilia would just not let that fucking nonce die after being poked and sliced up multiple times. that's when i realized i was dreaming and woke myself up, so we'll probably be meeting again. i'm gonna get his ass next time though, maybe he'll pull up with the whole creep cabal

I was cursed to be a ferret by a witch, but a hot scholarly wizard found me and made me his familiar, not knowing i was actually a perverted woman taking great enjoyment in burying my ferrety face in his chest.

Last night's dream was like a full-on movie. Tl;dr my friend and I went on a quest to rescue a mythical creature. I started out in a pub on a dark, rainy street, feeling really depressed for some reason, but my friend appeared with two strangers and showed me a bunch of maps + travel equipment. They explained that something (I can't remember the exact creature) was in danger and we needed to bring it back home. I specifically remember asking "holy shit is this real?" and my friend winked at me and said "oh, yeah" kek. We teleported into a hot air balloon-slash-airship, high in the sky during a beautiful sunset. We were chatting and working on the ropes, but then, out of nowhere, she made a deeply hurtful comment about me while we were talking about the bees on our ship. There were bees EVERYWHERE btw, in the dream it just felt normal, as if they were supposed to be there. So I lectured her about the heinous insult and went off to sulk because I felt very upset. My friend didn't seem to think it was a big deal, which made things even worse.

We teleported back on the ground and gained two faceless party members who were like "we know three guys who have POWERS! They can help us!" And it turned out to be three middle-aged men who were in a band, but could also shapeshift into different creatures. Our party sat down at a table in this dingy bar full of grey fog and, once again, bees. The vibe was awkward because of what had happened between my friend and I. I could tell she wanted to apologise but felt embarrassed doing it in front of the new people, so I told her it was okay and we made up. Then the three bandmates finally came over to us, explaining that they were very busy and famous and couldn't stay for long. The dream briefly put me in one of the men's POV as it flashed back to the past, showing how they got our invitation as they greeted a line of adoring fans. Everyone knew they could shapeshift, it was like their gimmick. Once I went back to being me, the story changed: we didn't have maps anymore, we needed to unlock some random broken phone that we'd found, and then we could find the mythical creature. One of the men tried to crack the password, but I noticed he kept two fingers on the screen instead of just one. He was obviously fucking up the sensor.

FOR SOME REASON, my dream self decided that the best way to solve this problem was to reach over and seductively caress his hand. Specifically the hand with a wedding ring on it. I have no idea why I did this, I wasn't attracted to him or anything. He flipped the fuck out, angrily chastised me for "flirting" with him, and stormed away. His friends ran after him in a panic. I was very, VERY embarrassed. I followed them and tried to explain my motive, but they were too far away to hear. My party members tried to make the best of the situation and we managed to unlock the phone, learning that we could only get the the creature if we crossed the sea. The three old men came back, but it was obvious they didn't like us anymore kek. None of them would even look at me. I tried to explain myself again, but I just gave up because they didn't believe me and lectured me about "coming after their wealth." We all teleported outside to a dock where a cute little boat was tied up. My friend excitedly pointed out that our names were carved into the wood, showing that we were the "true saviours." Suddenly, an ominous dark cloud appeared over the buildings next to the dock and the three bandmates came outside in their beast forms (they looked like big cats essentially), telling us that we needed to leave ASAP because evil creatures had learned about our quest. They told us we "couldn't afford to fail" and then bid my party goodbye as we sailed away. Somehow it was still sunset and the ocean was very pretty, reflecting the stars coming out in the sky. Bees were still flying around everywhere too, but they blended in seamlessly with the atmosphere. It felt very exciting yet peaceful at the same time. Sadly that was when I woke up so I never finished the quest.

had a dream that i got fired. director called me before my shift and told me not to come in.

I had a dream that I made friends with another lolita in friend finder. The dream was so normal that it felt like a day of my life. We met up and went to a cute café in my city.

How to have dreams about your waifu? Don't care about lucidity too much, just want to see her.

>>2610137
Think about her 24/7 with as much intense emotions as possible