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No. 2596843

Previous thread: >>>/ot/2579859

No. 2596845

FIRST TEEHEE HOOHOO HAHA

No. 2596853

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Meowdy

No. 2596857

may all involuntarily unemployed anons here get hired soon. sincerely the thread creator

No. 2596872

Any nonas into performing arts itt? Has anyone taken any comedy classes? I'm really really interested but I really don't know how much I'd even learn. I wouldn't want to waste my time is all. Or if you have any book recommendations on comedy and improv performance, I'm all ears.

No. 2596880

I got a job recently and all I do all day is scroll lolcow it’s the best

No. 2596906

>>2596880
Whats your job?

No. 2596919

>>2596906
fed paid to scroll lc

No. 2596922

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No. 2596923

>>2596922
I'm not tickling your strange links, sucka.

No. 2596927

>>2596922
nice try, diddy

No. 2596930

>>2596922
Is your picrel the image for the jigsaw?

No. 2596933


No. 2596937

>>2596923
I tested it and it's an actual online group puzzle website kek. You put the picture in and start playing with others.

No. 2596941

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>>2596845
did someone say…
HOO HA HOO HA

No. 2596945

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As a little treat, I like to listen to schizo podcasts. I'm currently listening to a man schizo babbling and arguing that Ellen Page was a male all along and transitioned (or de-transitioned) back into male as a means to rope more women and young girls into transitioning because she looks so good as a male. It's really funny for all the wrong reasons.

No. 2596950

>>2596922
Thanks nonny i had fun, if i didnt have a hand injury i would play a bit more.

No. 2596964

Why are there so many furfags in the military? i also really hate the auto dub function i wish it was subtitles instead.

No. 2596966

>>2596964
more masculine/lean towards masculine path in life and have higher sex drive

No. 2596967

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I'm very jealous of women with deep, or even normal, voices. I feel like mine is too high. It's mostly only annoying because I can't yell and cuss people out. I feel like an annoying ass little fly just buzzing around your head that won't go away.

No. 2596977

>>2596945
Podcast name?

No. 2596980

>>2596941
NAAA NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA NA NAAA

No. 2596982

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>>2596967
Same. The only upside is I could probably voice a 10 year old, maybe I should audition for bluey since my nephew likes that show lol.(Pic unrelated I just thought it was funny )

No. 2596984

>>2596977
Common Filth.

No. 2596987

>>2596967
My voice is both is deep as fuck and monotone so if I try tell someone off I sound like this kek. I like high voices though, it's easier to sound friendly with them.

No. 2596988

>>2596967
My voice is mid/low husky until I get on the phone and then all of a sudden I'm Tiny fucking Tim. Really great for my career and being taken seriously in a male-dominated industry.

No. 2596993

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>>2596987
That kid looks like Gene, but with glasses

No. 2596995

Fantastic thread name. Got a phone call from the company that screened me the other day and I missed the call. I hope they call me again to tell me if I'm accepted for the next step and schedule an interview with me.

No. 2597006

>>2596993
I always hated that pigshit of a moidlet. Shittiest character in all of Bob's Burgers.

No. 2597011

threadpic resonates hard HELP HELPPP ME HELPPPPPPPP

No. 2597017

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>>2597011
no, take your medicine its good for you

No. 2597021

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>>2596967
despite being a fully grown woman i still feel like i sound like a prepubescent boy or some depressed tif and i can't stand it kek.
i wish i could be a opera singer with a rich contralto voice to serenade everyone with. that would be so cool

No. 2597024

>>2596987
I have an annoying baby voice and my friends tell me i should become a vtuber because of it kek. It does kinda suck because nobody takes you seriously

No. 2597033

I wish they made bath tub toys but of battleships instead of rubber ducks. I saw one on the presidential bathtub on the USS iowa and now i want one too.

No. 2597040

>>2597024
AYRT, I'm short as fuck and kind of retarded so nobody takes me seriously anyways. Life is hard kek

No. 2597041

Fire Emblem makes sexy axe wielders (Hector, Boyd, Hawkeye, Echidna, Titania, Isadora)

No. 2597043

>>2596967
I honestly don't know if my voice is high or low. I feel like it's lower but I can't really judge that for myself because whenever I record my voice, it sounds nothing like me.

No. 2597049

>>2596919
Jannies get paid?

No. 2597052

if anyone needs a good laugh and they’re down in the dumps like me go to 50:00 and keep watching you’re welcome KEK

No. 2597053

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To the nonna who responded to me in the GIOYC thread even though you knew you'd get banned: I appreciate you.

No. 2597054

>>2596993
I could never stand bobs burgers, the art style, the plot, the side stories, all just shitty tumblr esque OC bullshit

No. 2597056

>>2597054
Same. They look like horrible earthworm people, and every character has an annoying voice.

No. 2597061

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>>2597033
I'm going to doo doo in the bath so I can sink the Titanic with my turds!

No. 2597064

>>2596967
i’m jealous of women who can drink a whole bottle of war and not get thirdty

No. 2597066

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>>2597052
Peterson looks like a Peperami in a suit

No. 2597071

>>2597056
And so many things are made weirdly sexual for just no reason at all like Tinas obsession with butts just feels scrotal and whenever anyone brings up how weird it is it’s always met with
>um that’s how ALL kids feel and think at that age dumbass!
Like…no, it isn’t. It’s a caricaturized fantasy of a small teenager being horny

No. 2597074

>>2597066
kek he made me hungry for pizza. mama miaaa

No. 2597083

>>2597080
psst wrong thread nonnie, we're in dumbass shit rn

No. 2597085

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>>2597064
bottle of war

No. 2597112

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>reading the ethel cain milk on /snow/
>"wow this is very like honter schafer's picrel and also hontrapoints in a way"

What if I started RPF shipping them? They'd be like the creepy funhouse mirror version of all those fujo M/M/M threesome ships. I assume all of them like cock to some extent?

No. 2597115

>>2597112
You'll end up channeling some horrific energy akin to the first time the atom was split. Go for it.

No. 2597119

>>2597115
They'd be very at home in the RPF /m/ thread because Oasis also make shitty music. We need a ship name though, and "Gooners Cubed" doesn't quite do it for me

No. 2597124

>>2597112
Even as someone who likes fem guys and even cringe shit like men in stockings, femboys and specially trannies dry my pussy faster than looking at the unconventional male attraction thread. Maybe other prison gay troons might ship them, but even fujos have standards.

No. 2597134

>>2596967
This is so funny to me, as an alto-voiced nona I've always been a little envious of women with higher pitched voices. I do voiceover work and I feel like it's an advantage for a lot of roles to have a higher pitched voice. I can play moms, teenage boys (like Ash Ketchum) or seductress characters but I wish I could sound naturally "cute" without feeling like I sound like a troon trying to imitate a girl or something, kek. I guess the grass is always greener on the other side

No. 2597143

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THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGING NONAS INTO FURRIES

No. 2597145

>>2597143
I don’t like ‘em putting chemicals in the water thats making the friggin nonas wanna LARP as trannies!!

No. 2597153

>>2597145
What anons are larping as trannies?

No. 2597172

>>2597112
ill ship honter and methel with you nonna

No. 2597175

>>2597112
Mein gott bacon truly is a retard.

No. 2597177

>>2597143
is that a genderbent ROUGE

No. 2597188

>>2597143
I hate that this image is making me reconsider some things in my life

No. 2597222

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look at this funni gif

No. 2597223

>>2597143
all a nonner needs is a man with nice eyeshadow

No. 2597235

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"You look so nice when you have that high pony tail, it's very kpop!"

No. 2597236

>>2597235
once upon a time, every girl with a traction alopecia inducing high ponytail called Ariana Grande

No. 2597264

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>>2597222
i raise you

No. 2597271

>>2597052
That tomato sure uses a lot of words to say absolutely nothing.

No. 2597273

Are job applications actually like that in burgerland? I didn't know there was a "common" form. I keep seeing the kids make memes about how they're terrified of that form and it has me confused since where I'm from you just apply and have to write a unique personal doc about yourself

No. 2597275

>>2597236
Ariana is probably thrilled that the kpoop stars are copying her hairstyle because they're who she's changing her race to skinwalk

No. 2597282

>>2596843
KEK THAT OP IMAGE literally me rn..

No. 2597291

A guy I met in an online sphere that was still niche at the time years ago is now a relatively big cow with a following and wow it’s hilarious. He’s really good at coming across a certain way online, while in person he is not only a completely fake narcissist (to nobody’s surprise) but more funnily, a manlet ogre. Ngl, I was genuinely surprised when I met him in real life. He likely got plastic surgery since then, which is even funnier as he shills “red pill natural health” baloney. I know this is typical of cows, but it’s just even better when you actually know them in person.

No. 2597304

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my fucking cat always tries to feel my boobs, and it's starting to really piss me the freak off. Even when she stretches in my lap, she insists on reaching up high and grabbing my boob. She's not sleek or casual, she's homosexual

No. 2597307

>>2597304
Thats not god like, you should tell her what lesbians eat to scare her homosexuality away.

No. 2597310

>>2597304
My male cat is absolutely obsessed with moids, I'm the only woman he cuddles up to because I'm his mama. I love both our gay cats nonnie

No. 2597399

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which is better, tits or boobies?

No. 2597426

i keep thinking this place has a slow post mode on its just the vpn shit kek

No. 2597427

>>2597399
be careful that is a conversation that has destroyed and corrupted nations

No. 2597428

>>2597399
why would you pit two queens against each other? Boobies.

No. 2597429

>>2597399
Tits look cuter

No. 2597430

>>2597112
why is there a penis erecting on the left along with a HARPA cern wormhole opening or is that just his psychosexual scribbles of his butthole

No. 2597434

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Why is the character "elvis" from the movie "priscilla" the only voice of reason when it comes to dressing petite women in the past 20 years? And I can't even find the direct quote or actual scene, it's like some big secret I guess

No. 2597437

>>2597434
idk maybe it’s just easy to dress up a 14-15 year old girl kek

No. 2597442

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>>2597437
The actress is 26 and much heavier than irl priscilla. Anyways time to throw on a pair of jeans for women + a crop top for women and not look ridiculous or bad at all. Have a blessed day osfa-nonas

No. 2597443

>>2597442
priscilla was a teen…

No. 2597449

there are so many newfags it's like some /snow/ threads are a wasteland of sage your shit redtexts

No. 2597450

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>>2597443
Yes we can't discuss the subject of petite women being ignored or humiliated in fashion at all, bc the only popular media referencing that is about a teenager dating someone 10 years older than her, in a scenario that happened almost a hundred years ago. I was mistaken for bringing it up at all anon, you're right

No. 2597453

>>2597449
i'm noticing it really bad in the ethel cain thread, but figure its normies getting peaked to how terrible men are. hopefully they'll stick around, actually read the rules and integrate. i mean we all started out as newfags once. personally i lurked for like 3-4 years before posting because all the rules scared me at first.

No. 2597454

>>2597450
>petite skinny women being ignored and humiliated in fashion
Quick question, did your parents have to put a helmet on you as a baby?

No. 2597458

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>>2597454
>skinny
>actual topic = "petite"
I see you added a word anon. Was that so you would have an argument? I clarified the actress is a woman, not a teenager and not as skinny as irl priscilla - bc petite women exist, can't find new clothing to wear anymore and this was my only real point

No. 2597463

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>>2597458
samefag I am sorry to trigger you further with the word "prom" in above picrel with relevant info but really am leaving for work and don't have time to properly infight with you today anon. There are also different body types under "petite". So you could be a "petite-pear", "petite-hourglass" and so on. Don't forget to eat lunch and drink water, talk to you later on

No. 2597465

>>2597458
>petite is 162 cm and under.
My 151 cm ass is a dwarf then. Wearing short dresses didn't work and I looked like a massive toddler and weird in them so I go for long stuff to not look funny.

No. 2597466

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>>2597458
tummy full of cotton

No. 2597467

>>2597465
5'4 for women, picrel was hastily copied prom dress guide
>5'4"
>At its core, the term "petite size" refers to height and body proportion rather than weight. In the fashion industry, petite sizing typically applies to women who are 5'4" or shorter.

No. 2597468

>>2597466
repost this without the bg please

No. 2597469

>>2597463
Hopefully you’re over the age of 18, don’t know why you’re talking like a teenage girl.

No. 2597471

>>2597463
What is even considered petite? I'm 5'2 and I have all these problems but I never thought I was petite, just on the shorter end. I tried to go dress shopping and everything looked like a child wearing her mom's clothes because it was baggy in so many places and everything just fit so bad, despite trying on size XS and 2's. I've been buying my clothes from Japan for years though and they fit just right. I think my torso is abnormally short and my legs are a bit longer, making the upper half of me petite. The bottom of my ribs touch the top of my hip bone ..

No. 2597472

>>2597469
KEK okay pedo, whatever you say. Going to be a long summer vacation with that radar

No. 2597474

>>2597471
Yes you are petite. Look into guides on yt for dressing for your size. It's difficult but still possible

No. 2597475

Good morning nonnies I am stinky and should take a shower, how are we doing today?

No. 2597478

>>2597472
No, because it’s almost like a grown woman shouldn’t give a fuck about this shit, ever thought about that?

No. 2597479

>i’m smol and petite
You’re like almost fucking 30, kill yourself. God just ban me mode I can’t pretend to be nice(a-logging)

No. 2597482

>>2597479
Women can talk about being short and petite problems without it being 'im hekkin smol bean' idiot. Are women just not allowed to talk about short problems without being accused of being a pick me?

No. 2597483

>>2597463
>picrel
Now try adding being curvy on top of all of that. It's hell trying to find stuff that fits properly.

No. 2597484

>>2597482
No because it’s retarded and you aren’t a victim. Poor wittle you, grown ass bitch.

No. 2597486

>>2597484
Why are you so irrationally angry about short women discussing issues of finding clothes that fit them properly. Fuckin weird. Just because the conversation doesn't apply to you doesn't mean you have to be mad.

No. 2597487

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i spent $1k on clothes and beauty treatments this week for no reason

No. 2597497

>>2597486
nona they wouldn't get just post about it in the fashion thread in /g/ instead. /ot/ is for zoo animals they don't wear clothes except you and i

No. 2597501

>>2597497
The rational anon isn't even op, /g/ is full of troons or 3/4 women with terrible taste in everything imo and I get banned for infighting too often

No. 2597513

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Mountain dew pie?? But no more dollar tacos. God really is dead

No. 2597514

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>>2597513
That's the one I thought looked really good tbh

No. 2597521

>>2597112
i always think it's weird how psychosexual men as a whole are, like this fucking tranny is living the troon dream and still wrote deranged shit like this, while women do rarely act this way. i think the most deranged psychosexual rants i've ever seen from a woman are from that tif who shot a elementary school and that's aiming very low. and that was her diary, this is something a troon thought it would be okay to post kek

No. 2597528

>>>/snow/2135592
This is what I mean when I say we should grift trannies. These two made over 4k just by begging.

No. 2597534

>>2597528
We can all make a transona and rp our LC polycule on xitter for credibility.

No. 2597540

>>2597513
pumpkin spice empanada is the bomb

No. 2597545

>>2597534
I'm dead serious about doing this.

No. 2597565

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I can't remember why I downloaded this image. I had an idea at the time but just forgot ever since.

No. 2597567

>>2597565
This is a cute/smart invention imo

No. 2597576

>>2597567
Ayrt and I'm sorry for being a dumbass but what is this invention even

No. 2597580


No. 2597581

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Today at work (where I'm quiet new) I asked where they empty the trash bin when it's full because the one next to the desk I tend to work at is rather full at this point and the dude I usually work with (and empties it) isn't there. So I asked the one person about it (even pointed at the trash itself) and they told me instead about the garbage collection that they hired at this company to get rid of all trash and idk I was too tired to correct it and just nodded and continued to work on whatever I had to do.

No. 2597583

>>2597580
samefag kek the music was so bad

No. 2597590

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>period ended days ago
>still have PMS symptoms
so i'm just like this forever huh

No. 2597598

>>2597580
>>2597583
Thanks. I can see why it was a fun thing at the time it was released.

No. 2597615

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I avoided ENA for so long because I thought it would just be FOTM quirkycore garbage, but I am IN LOVE WITH ENA! I love DBBQ! It's cool!

No. 2597620

>>2596967
I wish my voice was high pitched. I got a puppy and it only reacts to high pitched sing song voices. Mine is deep as fuck and monotone. Feels bad talking to it with a forced high pitched lilting voice.

No. 2597624

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>>2597615
Same! I even bought the dlc for it, can’t wait for the next chapters. Also, It’s not one of those ‘weirdcore’ things where all the characters are just objectheads, so that immediately gives it points for me

No. 2597625

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No. 2597641

>>2597615
the hylics dude is a massive troonlover , is the creator of this the same?

No. 2597645

>>2597641
It’s not the same person no. I don’t know about the ena creators politics, but I also haven’t looked into it

No. 2597658

>>2597615
It is quirkycore garbage, everybody wanna be these characters until it’s time to live their actual lives kek

No. 2597668

>>2597641
Nta but I had a look over the creator's Twitter before playing and it seems like Joel Guerra is ok. The worst he did was retweeting one of Glitches new shows.

No. 2597693

>>2597615
I liked it artistically but the writing where everybody is just saying random bullshit like a schizophrenic got old pretty quickly

No. 2597696

i always look up lyrics from the fav lyrics thread that sound cool af and its always music by a very popular person or band and like. i'm not listening to that bro. they always sound like cool indie lyrics but its always mainstream slop. don't get me started on the "baddie" rap lyrics people always post either. cringe.

No. 2597716

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>>2597696
The last song I posted has several diversion songs that appear instead and the lyrics are almost impossible to find. KEKkAH!

No. 2597727

The vibes are a bit weird on all my usual websites. It was weird when I went out to do errands earlier today too. Today’s just weird I guess

No. 2597729

>>2597580
>>2597583
nona i hope you know about game.com too kek. tiger electronics really likes to make shitty versions of things to market to kids.

No. 2597744

>>2597449
Ngl I’ve been here for 3-4 years and I still forget to sage because I typically only lurk in cow threads… Sorry guys…

No. 2597760

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One time I was really struggling with my life and I kinda came to the conclusion that (being child free and all) I just have to show up to my 9 to 5 and the rest of the time is completely to my design. I can run around where and when I want and get up at midnight and see the sun rise or go to bed after work and live through the night and do bizzarre shit all the time! Idk if this sounds retarded but it really helped me cope.

No. 2597781

Just went and bought a bunch of oreos about to eat them all

No. 2597782

>>2597760
It's a good place to be, realizing you have more agency in your life than you think.

No. 2597891

>>2596967
nona i would be called a boy constantly by my friends for having a deeper voice and told id transition well consider yourself blessed

No. 2598130

The new RPF thread pic in /m/ mames me fucking lose it every time I see it.

No. 2598136

>>2597781
I saw blueberry pie flavored ones at the store today

No. 2598172

>>2598130
I would love to call them crazy schizophrenics and love on but those ugly brothers really do have…something going on

No. 2598187

>>2597760
Reading this has unlocked some sort of gate in my mind I never knew was there.

No. 2598190

>>2598172
Yeah if any RPF fujos have the lore to back them up it's definitely the Oasis Brother's Band fujos.

No. 2598201

>>2598172
cocaine makes you tongue kiss and grope your brother. apparently.

No. 2598267

>>2598187
I’m kind of reading their thread in a lolcow-following way as well as in a fujo way. The brothers remind me of my parents retarded dogs who are brothers and will fight all the time for literally no reason

No. 2598282

I love being butt ass naked at home. I wish I could be naked all the time but at least I have my nude sanctuary.

No. 2598309

>>2598136
I saw selena gomez flavored ones but I just got some of the double stufs

No. 2598324

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War is probably fun like a videogame for the guys piloting the drones

No. 2598325

The first American gen "zalphie" town mayor will probably host town halls in a private VR Garry's Mod server.
>>2598282
God fucking saaaaame.

No. 2598327

>>2598325
I MEANT TO SAY GARY(learn2delete and repost)

No. 2598365

It's going to be so embarrassing next time im intimate with a man. I'll probably cum in 3 seconds.

No. 2598373

Tonal tags are fucking funny.
>You did a good job! /pos
Like was I supposed to take that in a negative way kek My favorite one is
>kys /pos

No. 2598413

>>2598373
Kekk despite the fact they try and avoid sounding sarcastic they somehow just come across as fucking with you because it sounds like they are treating you like a child.

No. 2598436

File: 1752195472872.jpg (75.03 KB, 640x462, animesher.com_moe-neet-futaba-…)

>>2597760
>I just have to show up to my 9 to 5
imagine there was no 9 to 5 and it could be like that all the time

No. 2598489

>>2598365
Why would an orgasm be embarrassing?

No. 2598493

File: 1752199142974.jpeg (122.89 KB, 1125x1048, IMG_2008.jpeg)

pretty sure my mom has hated me since i was a teenager because im a prettier version of her. like people tell me i look so much like her but i think my dad's genes kicked the aesthetics up. anyway me and my mom have a bad relationship

No. 2598495

>>2598493
As a fielderfag I hate this picture and it makes me want to take a swing at him with a rusty pipe just to see the glee drop from his face

No. 2598568

File: 1752204338427.jpg (59.31 KB, 787x795, 0313144851.jpg)

had a nightmare I accidentally posted a screencap on here that included my entire name in it

No. 2598569

>>2598365
>>2598489
I thought the exact same thing, if you orgasm quickly he’ll probably take that as an ego-boost

No. 2598575

sometimes I miss recovered cows who either became normal and stopped acting retarded or just left the internet completely

No. 2598590

I want strobri milk shampoo

No. 2598606

i keep getting insta ads about moving to china and how life is sooo much better. usually the videos are of black women talking about how it feels safer for them there than the us and…i'm not black or american. why does the algorithm want me to move nonas? i'd do terrible in china

No. 2598608

File: 1752207372436.jpeg (408.32 KB, 868x893, IMG_0160.jpeg)

>>2598590
That sounds nice. I want picrel to come as a body lotion but it’s only a body wash and shampoo right now.

No. 2598662

Something about Internet's current obsession with Vocaloid seems so artificial for me. I've been thinking about this for quite some time and I still can't pinpoint why I feel that way. Maybe I'm just old kek

No. 2598691

>>2597487
I'm sure you deserved it nonna! It's so nice to go all out and treat yourself like that sometimes.
>>2598662
>Focused on consooming not creating
>MMDs and dance and song covers aren't as popular as they used to be, people aren't interacting with Vocaloid like they used to, just buying figures and listening to the same few songs
>The obscure designs and less popular Vocaloids and Utau have basically vanished
>Fewer people making music with Vocaloid which is the entire point of the software
>Miku's even more of a mascot now than she originally was

No. 2598709

>>2598606
Idk the motivations behind the psyop, but the idea that black people, especially women, are generally living in some happy racism free utopia in China…lol, lmao even. Not even 5 years ago they were blaming Africans living/working in China for COVID and subjecting them to ostracism and insane racist abuse, but sure CNBC.
>>2598608
Ok but let me smell like the weeb I am in my heart
>>2598691
It's been sad to witness. I remember the birth of Miku and enjoyed the novelty and all of the creativity she inspired. There were some legitimately good songs from the early years that I still enjoy, and I'm not a vocaloid fan by a long shot. Now it's all scam Miku concerts and amazon cosplay and ott ornamental cosplay one-upsmanship contests.

No. 2598727

>>2598606
China seems ok but all the gov surveillance and the lack of hygiene practice in their restaurants and markets is really off-putting.

No. 2598730

>>2598691
Oh yeah, "consooming not creating" makes sense. I remember watching my sister's collection of dance covers mp4s and learning them too. (I have PONPONPON burned into my muscle memory and it counts because it was Len cover ver. kek) Some more popular songs like Mesmerizer had their own choreo but it doesn't hit the same. Especially as TikTok and not 480p Youtube video.
Now it's only Miku and Teto and buying obnoxious amount of merch.

No. 2598731

>>2598662
As an elder fan, seeing it turned into a consoomer trend with kids arguing about pjsk discourse and retarded shit like that hurts

No. 2598735

>>2597487
I wish there was an adults only cut of the rugrats because i want to rewatch the cool parts without the baby shit

No. 2598738

>>2598662
I feel like this a lot with mlpfim art in recent years. Like I see so much fanart of the ponies just looking cute but theres no indication of any love or care for the source material or fandom in these pictures. like theyre just drawing fluttershy or rainbow dash or whatever because its easy engagement and not because they really love those characters…. if that makes sense? I guess its because its a nostalgic show at this point (15 years old) so people will just see rainbow dash and clap kek
>>2598731
yeah im gonna blame pjsk for this

No. 2598739

File: 1752223915826.jpg (23.74 KB, 500x514, dumb fuck.jpg)

Ok nonnies i am going to start that C# tutorial. Wish me luck.

No. 2598742

>>2598739
GOOD LUCK ANONNA THE FARMS ARE ROOTING FOR YOU

No. 2598743

Ever since I fixed my sleep schedule lc has felt boring because everyone is asleep when I’m awake

No. 2598752

File: 1752225960662.jpg (168.01 KB, 850x1202, 009ccb50d027807f75fb26a40bbc99…)

how are you supposed to pronounce Bladee? mentally i always think bla-ddy like bloody but bladdy or like Vladdy

No. 2598755

My period came with the full moon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck me

No. 2598760

File: 1752227039704.jpg (63.83 KB, 460x215, i know what you are.jpg)

im eating chocolate ya ya ya im eating chocolate ya ya ya

No. 2598761

File: 1752227156247.jpeg (71.76 KB, 639x605, GmgBJB-XkAAlPSk.jpeg)


No. 2598763

File: 1752227273197.gif (8 MB, 640x640, tenor.gif)

psst, nonnie, you stink

No. 2598767

sunfeast bounce bounce bounce puh pe peee puh puh bounce bounce bounce puh pe peee puh puh

No. 2598768

>go to drugstore
>smell all the body washes
>smell all the body lotions
>smell all the deodorants
>smell all the shampoos
>smell all the conditioners
>smell all the perfumes
>doesn't buy anything
>leave
does doing this make me look weird?

No. 2598773

File: 1752227766363.jpg (10.65 KB, 203x248, 1000036162.jpg)

>>2598768
it does, but who cares, moids out here dressing as toddlers for sexual gratification both offline and online, so who gaf that you get your olfactory sensory kicks from sniffing shampoo, i'm just glad you're not putting cum in the conditioners or anything worse. be free nonni

No. 2598776

>>2598768
It's better than when TikTok kids decided to go to grocery stores and lick ice cream to the point where security had to be hired around stores like a military zone and states had to make laws about it

No. 2598777

>>2598768
shhhhh don't listen to the other nonna. she knows nothing. you're normal

No. 2598784

>>2598768
I used to do this until i accidentally dropped a shakira perfume and i had to run away. Never engaged in sample perfume sniffing since then.

No. 2598785

>>2598777
Are you referring to the post above because I never said it was wrong or abnormal kek I was implying as long as there's no contamination it's fine

No. 2598786

File: 1752228223197.jpg (575.94 KB, 1170x1807, 1000022396.jpg)

how are boomers so out of touch they can't comprehend the principle of irony in memes? first they turned the chad/stacy one on its head now shit like this

No. 2598791

>>2598786
Idk if I can post it because of da roolz but the white house posted the chudjak meme too kekk

No. 2598802

i haven’t worked since january 2024

No. 2598808

Here's my impression of the inner thoughts of a woman that gets filler and botox and uses filters on every selfie "EVERYONE BETTER WANT TO FUCK ME!!! LOVE ME!!!!!!"

No. 2598811

I know Japanese artists tend to be sensitive around foreigners but damn I keep getting blocked by them on xitter when I'm just admiring their works

No. 2598814

>>2598811
Do you have an indicator on your profile that you’re an adult? Some tend to instablock anyone without something like 20+ or 成人済 written in bio

No. 2598826

File: 1752234240663.jpg (25.67 KB, 640x480, 1000008784.jpg)

>>2598811
Don't put your pronouns in bio lol.

No. 2598829

>>2598826
this is lcf the chances of someone here having pronouns in her socmed bio is slim as fuck lol

No. 2598832

>>2598826
Do you have tranny derangement syndrome?
>>2598814
I lurk and I have nothing in bio on all social media and no pfp so they probably think I'm a bot lol. Probably should change that but I prefer being a lurker with everything

No. 2598836

>>2598832
1.It was a joke
2. Social medial is full of western libfems with she/her/cis in bio

No. 2598844

>>2598832
Yeah thats probably why they block you then. I have a 0 follower private account but I put ‘adult’ and ‘sorry for the silent follow’ in japanese and stopped getting blocked by fanartists

No. 2598856

>>2598855
just install ublock origin in your browser, as well as Sponsorblock.

No more ads. I also have privacybadger, those 3 work really well.

No. 2598914

File: 1752242872194.jpg (97.89 KB, 413x592, Kate_Gosselin.jpg)

I know it's a tired concept but I would really love for one particularly autistic anon to get this haircut and report to us on how her life changes day to day

No. 2598927

>>2598914
This is a deceptively intensive style to replicate daily, so that narrows down the autism pool because said anon would have to require a specific type of aesthetic-intensive autism without a strict herd mentality.

No. 2598931

File: 1752244011990.webp (21.71 KB, 480x360, IMG_0161.webp)

>>2598914
That’s basically what the movie Sliding Doors with Gwyneth Paltrow is about

No. 2598932

File: 1752244212013.png (21.79 KB, 256x256, 6024823.png)

>>2598927
It would be pretty easy for an autist brunette with thick hair? Ideally this anon would be social enough for friends/family or familiar merchants to see her hair. Maybe whoever that anon is will read this and realize her calling

No. 2598933

Songs with even a small snippet that changes into minor key make me moise

No. 2598935

>>2598931
I've tried to watch that movie a bunch of times. It's really boring but the concept is cool so it tricks you into watching it

No. 2598936

>>2598932
If she was really autistic she'd have to go and get highlights done though because it wouldn't be truly accurate without.

No. 2598940

File: 1752244521810.webp (166.09 KB, 2090x1101, anons_office.webp)

>>2598936
You're right and such an anon could probably not exist. Someday if I work hard enough, I can hire people from fb marketplace to do these things, instead of outsourcing anons and expecting them to do that work for free

No. 2598942

File: 1752244619357.webp (10.73 KB, 585x307, IMG_0162.webp)

>>2598935
Kek I would be disappointed if I saw it in theaters but I like it for background noise. It’s such a tragedy they pair her with John Hannah though

No. 2598943

File: 1752244685105.webp (188.03 KB, 2560x1873, 78478551.webp)

>>2598942
…and then there were two of them

No. 2598944

>>2598943
This haircut is really unflattering

No. 2598949

I hate to see those morning routine videos where people get up at like 4 or 5am when all they do is make coffee and write in a journal and do yoga

No. 2598950

File: 1752245624714.jpg (24.5 KB, 600x375, take it back.jpg)

>>2598944
How dare you.

No. 2598959

Babies dressed in cute outfits always make my morning a little more tolerable

No. 2598984

File: 1752247972613.jpg (46.96 KB, 1200x1180, spaghetti-shoestring-tears.jpg)

>husbando has faggot rumors for years
>whatever i'll just headcanon him as bi nothing's been confirmed yet
>remember all the "bisexual men aren't real they're just gay" discussions
>become paranoid and start thinking all the moments he showed interest in women on his own candid time were faked
>mentally kms and become schizo
well he wouldn't want me even if he were really straight anyway (he doesn't even have stories of fans fucking him dammit, just one random anecdote of possibly hitting on someone)

No. 2598995

Started listening to the Telepathy Tapes and this shit is crazy ngl

No. 2599001

>>2598995
ive seen it too!!! its one of the most wild things ive ever seen, and i 100 percent believe it.

No. 2599002

File: 1752249360685.gif (852.05 KB, 220x220, B6621B5D-E154-45AB-82B4-43E127…)

>>2597304
Oh my God, one of my cats, who's a real clinger, sucks nipples if you let him. His brother doesn't. It's creepy. I can't sleep shirtless with him.

No. 2599011

>>2599002
Man wants his milk

No. 2599024

File: 1752250868676.jpg (150.17 KB, 640x640, 14050819789_447168c697_z.jpg)

>>2598984
Does this help anon?

No. 2599027

File: 1752251137062.jpg (11.64 KB, 368x380, 437.jpg)


No. 2599028

>>2599024
Reported.

No. 2599029

>>2598984
nonna, you must tell me who

No. 2599030

>>2598984
Either ignore it and keep imagine him as straight and you're the one who turns him around, or face reality and dump him and move on to a new husbando who is hopefully straight and only has eyes for you.

No. 2599031

File: 1752251231505.jpg (185.06 KB, 1260x838, Anita_Kunz_-_Brokeback_Mountai…)


No. 2599033

File: 1752251327842.jpg (51.98 KB, 650x430, ywkkkye2u75a.jpg)

>>2599028
…and no one was surprised

No. 2599061

File: 1752253413573.png (48.78 KB, 171x177, wtf.PNG)

I'm watching this old HetaOni gameplay for nostalgia reasons. All the other guys have decent looking sprites, and some of them have gorgeous ones so you can tell they were the creator's favourites. Meanwhile, America's one looks like this KEK

No. 2599063

>>2598768
I used to love doing this but one day an employee gave out to me, and I was so embarassed. So now I have to pick just a few things and walk to a quiet corner of the shop so no one can see me, and sniff it sneakily. I can't fucking buy shit if I don't know what it smells like, dammit.

No. 2599064

>>2599061
A crime, Alfred deserves better

No. 2599069

>>2597471
Do you buy online? What stores nona? I need to buy some clothes that actually fit me too kek

No. 2599071

>>2599061
finally accurate american representation!

No. 2599073

Hi guys am I allowed to post in this thread if I have a job

No. 2599077


No. 2599080

File: 1752255552328.jpg (32.64 KB, 640x640, 1000084390.jpg)

>>2599073
No. Please refrain from posting until Dumbass Shit Thread #176: First Day At McDonald's Edition is underway.

No. 2599082

>>2599080
Fuck now I want to go to McDonals..

No. 2599093

File: 1752256495736.jpg (90.26 KB, 880x913, 66071828_483404955819496_45205…)

Cats look the same irl as in photos, especially when they are showing off their majesty. I think the trick to being photogenic is to act natural

No. 2599097

>>2599093
samefag also the woman in my picrel has tons of these portraits and with many different cats. She reminds me of my favourite episode of vidrel, I bet they are similar

No. 2599108

I'm SO excited bc I put something into the washing machine that according to the washing instructions is "not washable". So let's see how it goes.

No. 2599114

>>2599108
Pls update, I’ve been avoiding washing my couch covers because apparently they shouldnt be put in the machine

No. 2599121

>>2599114
I def wanted to post an update to this, give me 40 min or so and I will tell you how it went. I'm washing pillowcases that i just got.

No. 2599135

>>2599121
hope it went well

No. 2599182

File: 1752262837729.jpg (10.77 KB, 271x275, 1613149774682.jpg)

UBlock Origin is officially dead. What now?

No. 2599183

>>2599135
ok so I'm reporting back (washmachine took longer than expected) and it went well! Pillowcases didn't shrink or lost their texture or anything. I washed it at 30°C, choose the lowest amount of spins that I could choose from (400) and used the program for fine fabric as cotton and silk. Also bought detergent spesific for those type of fabrics as well. Will see the full result when it's completly dry (obvs no dryer use in this one) but first impression is good. Wishing you the best for your couch covers!

No. 2599185

the vent thread is garbage so i'm going to vent here, through song

No. 2599189

>>2599182
You can still use it with firefox.

No. 2599193

>>2599185
plastic tree aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh yes good taste in music, nonna

No. 2599201

>>2599182
Stop using fuckass Chrome.

No. 2599202

>>2599182
Isn't there a chrome extension called fastplayer or something like that for videos with ads?

No. 2599209

File: 1752263865642.jpg (6.35 KB, 350x263, nx5554_0.jpg)

>>2599183
one thing that I forgot to mention: I put the pillowcases into laundry bags for extra protection.

No. 2599324

Sometimes I wanna leave work early and then I'm like no I want the money and then I do the math and I'm like…I'll stay here longer for $27? Kek makes me feel like a wagecuck

No. 2599325

>>2599183
I always thought bedding/clothes marked as not being machine washable would bleed out their dye? But that's great anon!!

No. 2599336

just saw someone reference a piece of media i made for a cow thread like 3 years ago and i cant believe people still remember it

No. 2599347

>>2599325
the pillowcases that I washed are white, so there was no dye that could beed out. I've read that the non washable fabrics are labeled as such because of the sensetive fabric that is being used, but in my case it was just 100% cotton and I've washed cotton fabric before and it also turned out to be fine.

No. 2599352

>>2597760
I'M GOING to try and remember this nonnie. I'm always trying to shake things up while accepting that I need to be consistent and present to not be homeless
>>2598324
watching ukraine's drone videos where a little flying fucking piece of trash drops a small round looking thing down the back of a russian soldier's collar and the soldier immediately explodes into a billion pieces - that shit is harrowing. Or a video where the bomb partially exploded but lit all the ammunition in the guy's vest and it just slowly lit up and engulfed him in flames. He was disabled by the bomb and couldn't move. So he just burned to death.
>>2598327
GARY
>>2598786
damn I can't wait for these people to be publicly [redacted]
>>2598808
LOL
i'M currently waltz-pilled right now. I can't stop listening to piano compositions. I have to work until 11 pm someone hit me with a rock

No. 2599423

>>2598373
I always read /pos as /piece of shit. It makes me laugh every time

No. 2599543

File: 1752274277768.jpg (484.11 KB, 1080x1019, Screenshot_20250711_174949_One…)

Can we fucking go back

No. 2599550

File: 1752274383393.jpg (10.09 KB, 264x275, 1000032840.jpg)

tits? hurt. stomach? hurts. back? hurts. blood? leaks. gas? trapped

No. 2599571

File: 1752274884278.jpg (32.64 KB, 400x400, C65WS41P_400x400.jpg)

>>2599543
What we do here is go back I never understood what that meant

No. 2599587

I hate window shopping and finding something really cute, but then realizing that I would probably never wear it because I’m not confident enough to wear anything other than t shirts and sweatpants every day

No. 2599588

we live in an attention economy, and one day i hope to stop being npc poor in it

No. 2599597

File: 1752275658363.jpeg (2 MB, 1125x1451, IMG_0169.jpeg)

I went to the bookstore today and learned they sell this absolute unit of a boxset for Vampire Knight kek

No. 2599603

>>2599587
This is how I felt about lolita. Adore the fashion but it feels too flashy. I own some pieces from brands but they're normie enough without petticoats and the whole get up, I still feel feel afraid to wear some of them.

No. 2599609

>>2599597
>walk into someone's house
>see this on the shelf
Based

No. 2599618

File: 1752276534182.jpg (11.46 KB, 340x294, 1000084443.jpg)

>>2599597
Flashbacks to watching the anime on my mum's windows vista laptop!!! I still sometimes say "reberu ii" at random because I remember that being the only English line out of the whole thing and it sounded really satisfying when she said it kekkk

No. 2599622

>>2599597
At my first job, my coworker offered to sell me his full collection of Vampire Knight manga for $100 and I stupidly said no and I regret it every day.

No. 2599683

I’m so impatient I literally cant wait to stop being a fatty I cant wait for all the cute clothes I can buy and wear without feeling like a pig, I literally havent bought any new clothes for myself in over 7 years, everything new I’ve gotten was a gift. I’ve still got a long way to go and I’m enjoying the process now BUT IM STILL SO IMPATIENT AHH

No. 2599706

when a man isnt crazy for the pumpum just because im hairy… I know your ass would've died of malnutrition in the middle ages you ARFID ass bitch

No. 2599720

>>2599706
A man who lets hair stop him from eating pussy is a bigger homosexual than AIDS-riddled faggots who regularly get their anus rearranged by shitdicks

No. 2599794

File: 1752282256903.png (209.36 KB, 399x399, 1734878416227.png)

>>2599720
nonna you're cut from the same cloth… game recognise game ilu

No. 2599870

>>2599720
Poetry

No. 2599964

>>2598984
>simping for 3DPD
lmao

No. 2599968

>>2599706
Pedophile moment

No. 2599970

>>2598984
Who is it?

No. 2599988

File: 1752294400067.webp (10.52 KB, 1000x562, handmaids-tale-season-3.webp)

I really might slight my wrists if I watch another episode of Handmaid's Tale where this bitch is doing picrel. The director must've been out of her fucking mind.

No. 2599992

>>2599988
the kubrick stare

No. 2599993

File: 1752295033233.jpg (69.68 KB, 700x808, CLhtNK7J8Qh-png__700.jpg)

Damn thinking about it now, all the friendships that I've lost have kinda been my fault. None of them ever ended on bad terms, it's really just been a matter of drifting apart due to lack of communication on my end. I feel like such an asshole now..

No. 2600003

File: 1752296121001.jpeg (188.84 KB, 1125x776, IMG_6884.jpeg)

any man who is walking around thinking about this should be struck by lightning

No. 2600004

where is 007

No. 2600017

File: 1752299154956.jpg (82.34 KB, 736x890, 1000084508.jpg)

Nonnies let's take chinese couple pictures together

No. 2600018

>>2599993
It happens nonny

No. 2600025

File: 1752301066667.png (2.3 MB, 1159x1666, canvasj(1).png)

I'm having fun browsing around an art collecting marketplace website rn. There's actually a bunch of stuff that I really like the look of, but I'm not nearly rich enough to get into the hobby of art collecting unfortunately. I would love to support these artists that I like, but a single piece of art goes for a at least a few hundred dollars minimum.
(Picrel is 'As tall as I want!' by Shiho Murofushi if anyone was curious!)

No. 2600028

File: 1752301248336.jpeg (169.77 KB, 722x550, f95046_3746c2ed738b40849bd96c3…)

They look nasty as hell but the itabag is cute

No. 2600031

>>2600028
Oh im glad i dont play this game. My 2017 thorki brain would be going insane

No. 2600033

File: 1752301611249.jpeg (508.42 KB, 1536x2048, IMG_0126.jpeg)

>>2600031
I presume in a bad way?

No. 2600034

>>2600025
do you have a link to the website?

No. 2600036

>>2600033
Nta but tbh I figured westcomic fujos gotta learn how to roll with the punches when it comes to art and writing, given how both switch in and out.

No. 2600038

>>2600033
I dont know if it would be in a bad or good way tbh.

No. 2600039

>>2600036
I just find it particularly hilarious here because they made the most unappealing to women game possible kek.
At that’s impressive since marvel takes up a pretty large chunk on both AO3 and lofter ship fic wise.
>>2600038
Having a plushie of Loki is pretty fujobait but the design being so hideous kinda ruins it kek, sunburn ain’t helping either

No. 2600040

File: 1752302741110.jpg (23.7 KB, 512x512, 3eeeee5788.jpg)

ate one small whopper jr. and feels like rocks in my stomach feel like i'm gonna throw up

No. 2600042

File: 1752302969459.jpeg (913.31 KB, 1062x3072, IMG_0132.jpeg)

>>2600039
Lofter top 100 if you’re curious(pretty sure this is either pre Genshin or just when it came out though so it’s obviously outdated now)

No. 2600059

File: 1752304756003.jpg (180.53 KB, 1125x1596, 1000071536.jpg)

I decided, I am going to stop swearing.

No. 2600089

mosquito bite so good to scratch it got little purple dots from me doing it
evil masturbation

No. 2600106

Maybe I'm just a lesbian after all since men in skimpy clothing do absolutely nothing for me.

No. 2600110

File: 1752311217739.png (847 KB, 618x782, 1746178096582.png)

nobody ever replies to my posts and i try so hard to be nice and useful

No. 2600128

Men's bodies are so fucking ugly

No. 2600130

File: 1752313743352.webp (6.95 KB, 235x314, boop.webp)

>>2600110
Thought out posts are often ignored here so it's okay

No. 2600131

File: 1752314204837.jpg (134.11 KB, 750x750, tumblr_o3y6zjTEU11scdmnro1_128…)

a friend i haven't spoken to a lot recently happened to get into the same game i got into at the same time and she seems really into it and a part of me feels like a schizophrenic for thinking that this can't be a coincidence and she's having a moment trying to ignite more conversation between us but without mentioning it directly and is instead waiting for me to bring it up (which i will not be doing)

No. 2600293

File: 1752328972417.jpg (1.14 MB, 2048x1536, Ombelico.jpg)

HELLLOoooo

Lalala

No. 2600322

File: 1752330022201.jpg (46.66 KB, 554x554, MANTECORE.jpg)

The tiger who attacked that fag was named Mantecore. That makes him so much cooler imo

No. 2600330

File: 1752330157937.png (171.7 KB, 772x594, 94f.png)

>>2600110
try ragebaiting

No. 2600331

>>2600330
Your picrel character has chubby arms anon

No. 2600336

>>2600106
That didn't make you a lesbian, don't let zoomers on the internet tell you what you should put shouldn't find attractive. I don't like slutty men either, they look like fags and that doesn't appeal to me

No. 2600339

>>2600110
I always feel dumb when I respond in a heartfelt manner to anons and then get ignored

No. 2600346

>>2600110
Majority of this website are bots, there’s only about 15-20 actual human people contributing to the website.

No. 2600348

>>2600346
I wanna see an example of a bot post

No. 2600351

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>>2600346
The tone of the board is not reddit and lc is not a chatroom. So more often than not, your post was probably well-received if you put effort into making it heartfelt and sincere. Women's social groups become full of annoying/performative niceties and they are generally discouraged here. It's like that scene in episode of picrel where hank teaches japanese-hank to move it tf along

No. 2600352


No. 2600353

>>2600348
Anything can be a bot post when you have a paranoid schizophrenia anon. Use your imagination!

No. 2600355

>lc is not a chatroom
Huh if we’re going back and forth and engaging in streams of conversations and discussions you absolute battery-sucker it must mean there’s something about it where chatting and socializing is pretty necessary to make it even usable in the first place. Imageboards are tiny little chatrooms anyway, that’s what everything is on the internet. How autistic do you have to be to constantly parrot this incorrect statement? Just because the crackhead mods said it?

No. 2600357

Watching that CYBERGIRLZ video again because the song is stuck in my head and holy shit the moids desperate for a crumb of female validation in the comment section kek

No. 2600359

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>>2600339
a lot of times i just can't think of what to say back. in some cases i do think of something but like several weeks later

No. 2600363

>>2600353
Bot response. Normies are really like “quick, how do I call this ensouled person crazy?”You’re a robot, you don’t know anything.

No. 2600365

>>2600355
Idk what you want me to say. Keep waiting on the edge of your seat for replies that aren't coming and feeling bad about it I guess. Most of us don't want that or take it personally but there are many threads to suport the needier anons imo

No. 2600366

>>2600363
Oh ok so it's not literal bots it's just people you disagree with. Got it nonny

No. 2600367

>>2600357
I wish they would just release the song already, it's the best version and i just want the song. Also kek the comments are full of actual male pickmes. The most blatant parade of
>A CRUMB OF PUSSY PLEASE MAM

No. 2600370

>>2599993
The drift happens even if you try. Don't beat yourself up. People go on different paths. That's life. Try to work on new relationships instead of ruminating on the old. I have a friend I've known since I was 6 but despite our best efforts it just isn't there anymore.

No. 2600379

>>2600365
I wasn’t that anon but you’re such an obnoxious bitch, and probably narcissistic too.
>>2600366
No there are definitely bots and paid actors on the website. Last year’s election opened my eyes on how the admoostration sold us out for a few months so a bunch of randos could astroturf and promote their own candidate. Yeah because a website that preoccupies itself with ugly men, fujo debates, and lolcows definitely had prior interest in politics! Kek, you could never convince me some strange shit isn’t going on here.

No. 2600386

>>2600379
>and probably narcissistic too.
This tells us everything but sorry your remaining irl friends are tired of being your emotional tampon, so you have to come here to "vent"

No. 2600387

File: 1752331612921.png (2.81 MB, 1291x1664, canvas(1).png)

>>2600034
Sorry for the late reply I was snoozing https://www.artsy.net/
There's a lot of filters and collections to peruse, but I usually like to look at the 'What's New' section and check out the price range filters. You can find A LOT of very pretensions artists and a few coomers sprinkled in here and there, but there are some gems as well which are very fun to find.
(Picrel is 'Pink Domination' by Mark Kostabi!)

No. 2600389

>>2600386
Not my fault you’re emotionally constipated person kek. Imagine getting that upset people have problems and feelings, jfc

No. 2600392

>>2600379
Nta but there were tons of political posts here during the 2016 elections too to be fair

No. 2600395

>>2600379
Ok grandma lets get you to bed now

No. 2600396

>>2600389
>I don't receive response to my heartfelt posts on a gossip board
>maybe your expectations are wrong
>stop parroting the mods, insufferable bitch!
I'm so upset rn, you have no idea. I might go write a multi-paragraph vent about how women don't support each other and there is no hope in general

No. 2600403

>>2600357
Fyi half of Sillypoo, the HeHeSilly part, was on a right wing podcast with GPrime. She's a pick me for racists and internet schizos. Based for hating troons and nice animations but she's a piece of shit. Maybe Poo is cool idk.

No. 2600405

>>2600403
>jsyk, THING you enjoyed is problematic
BOOOOOO we are in dumbass shit try to have fun

No. 2600407

>>2600396
NTA but to be fair /ot/ isn't one of the milk boards and anons have intelligent or emotional conversations here everyday

No. 2600409

>>2600405
Sorry I got a but serious business. I do like they're new song. Yee haw

No. 2600411

>>2600407
Yeah but that's why I said there are many threads capable of supporting the needier anons but some insist the entire board become a hug box to cater to them, like most subreddits

No. 2600414

>>2600396
Hm do you know the truth.. interesting

No. 2600415

>>2600411
Well OP didn't say she thinks lolcow should become a total hugbox or everyone should pretend to be besties in a ladies' chatroom, she just said sometimes her responses get ignored and it doesn't really feel great

No. 2600417

>>2600403
oh noes, women are leaving the leftie corral, someone grab a noose and wrangle them back !!!!

No. 2600419

>>2600411
This is the dumbass shit thread can you chill out bitch?

No. 2600423

>>2600415
This was my post in response to that. It made one particular anon very angry
>The tone of the board is not reddit and lc is not a chatroom. So more often than not, your post was probably well-received if you put effort into making it heartfelt and sincere. Women's social groups become full of annoying/performative niceties and they are generally discouraged here. It's like that scene in episode of picrel where hank teaches japanese-hank to move it tf along
I don't see what's controversial about saying that probably meant something to the other anon but threads get clogged quickly and farmers don't want to scroll by oblig. gratitude posts, when we all sort of understand that intuitively. It's more likely someone will respond to disagree with you (unless obvious bait), otherwise the implication is that what you posted was helpful or appreciated

No. 2600424

>>2600110
just know that i appreciate it even if i dont know what posts youve made

No. 2600426

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How do I let down a guy gently without getting arrested this time.

No. 2600427

>>2600417
going the opposite extreme isn't the solution anon. some of us aren't white you know

No. 2600429

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I like frogs. They're cute and can survive on both land and water. Every frog I've met is super chill. I endever to bring the frog spirit into my life.

No. 2600431

>>2600426
Tell him you don't believe in sex before marriage. Guys usually run away when they hear that.

No. 2600432


No. 2600433

>>2600423
I don't expect anons to go back and lurk on every single response their post receives, especially when it gets a lot of responses, but I don't really feel like thats what op was insinuating when she wrote her original post either? Like if I was the only anon to respond to a post and got totally ignored every single time that would start to get on my nerves too; I recall seeing a post made by one anon asking other users if we could see her posts because she thought she was shadowbanned kekkk

No. 2600434

>>2600367
It's a remix of another song, so there can't be an official release

No. 2600438

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>>2600429
They also come in fashionable colours. Look at this lil cute

No. 2600440

>>2600403
Honestly, at this point I don't care, if I like something I just like it and that's it. I'm not giving them any comments or money directly from my pockets, and since they haven't really gone viral to the point that normies could be aware of their existence, then it's not a big deal.
Watching sillypoo's stuff is like watching Tamers12345's videos but without porny shit.

No. 2600441

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>>2600433
I'm just responding to the heartfelt portion. Most of the time it makes no difference to me whether anons respond to my posts or not

No. 2600451

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>>2600429
I like frogs too and there's a lot in my area, but my dog really likes murdering them for some reason. She loves picking them up and throwing them in the air and rolling on top of them. She's so sweet and would never hurt a person, but is very murderous with small animals kek. I try to stop her, but she's just too wild and will just go and eat a mouse instead.

No. 2600457

>>2600441
That's great nona, but I can sorta understand why it might make her feel dumb

No. 2600469

>>2600457
…and imo that is reaffirming insecurities when the board isn't a chatroom

No. 2600476

>>2600451
Do you have terriers? I need to constantly give them toys so they chill.

No. 2600478

>>2600469
NTA but I sort of don’t get this. A chat room is just a way for people to talk. Chat rooms can have a few replies a week. Is the slow as fuck pph the ‘not chat room’ aspect or what?

No. 2600483

>>2600478
More like small talk or niceties that aren't really necessary. Like obviously if you ask for a recommendation and an anon replies with something that helps you, it's autistic not to say thanks and acknowledge it. But no one wants to see two emotional anons carrying on a back and forth therapy session all day or too much insincere internet bonding, which is mostly hollow and meaningless anyways

No. 2600492

>>2600469
We're all aware the board isn't a chatroom, but again I can sort of understand why it might make someone feel dumb to try to be congenial all the time and never be able to really converse with anons because no one ever responds

No. 2600494

>>2600492
Anons don't respect or respond to congeniality. They crave being told they are being retarded and infighting

No. 2600496

>>2600494
Kek exactly, anons crave bait!!

No. 2600500

File: 1752336746752.gif (320.39 KB, 480x460, gratitude_to_lc.gif)

>>2600496
If it helps, most anons are very congenial irl and just want a place to be the animals they really are. Moids do this too but in a gross and unpleasant way, yet nobody cares. This would be like men's rights activists crashing our gross frat parties to talk about feelings and it's just not the place for that

No. 2600922

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>see a pic a nonna posted in /m/ of kakashi
>mmm jork off tokakashi
>later on head to the goodwill
>come home with a sick tye dye t shirt of kakashi
you unintentionally blessed me on this day nonny thank you

No. 2600934

there's only one janny left on the site quick let's amp up the bait!

No. 2601086

Had a glorious 11th night and the full moon was bright orange for God's favourite holiday. Had a beautiful day today enjoying the weather and getting a lovely tan and hanging out with my family for Summer Christmas aka orange fest. Wouldn't it be great if it was like this all the time

No. 2601089

>>2601086
>God
Nah fuck him

No. 2601092

>>2600922
I have a Naruto Christmas stocking that I got from a thrift store for a dollar. It warms my little weeb heart each holiday season I go to hang it up.

No. 2601094

>>2601089
you can't fuck a book nona imagine the papercuts

No. 2601102

Despite the retarded infighting, I'm much happier here than I would be on sites like Twitter. It feels silly to say since this is far from a bastion of positivity but I love my nonas.

No. 2601112

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>>2601102
We love you too nonners ♥

No. 2601119

Hussie and Toby Fox BL would be weird but the evil thoughts keep coming

No. 2601121

>>2601089
No don't say that please. When both our bodies rot in the ground, we will sleep in peace and quiet. Then, the trumpets will sound, and the fragrance of fresh orange blossoms will grace our senses. We will be alone in the fields of Elysium, and all quarrels will be distant, and all things will seem small. Then I will turn to you and say, "here we are," and there we will be, waiting for our judgement. And God will ask us if virtue was convenient, and we will laugh, and our laughter will be thunder then, and the storms will cross, and the valleys will be quiet. Then, the rays of eternal sun will spread across infinite space, and time, and we will be one, and then we will feel all that is glory. Our joy will be the daisies in spring, blossoming amongst the wastes, and we will rise above the waters.

No. 2601123

>>2601102
Sometimes I am forced to use Reddit or discord for something and I am reminded how much I hate websites that aren’t this one. I love my nonnies even if you all are a bit unhinged.

No. 2601129

>>2601121
Ew that sounds disgusting

No. 2601131

>>2601119
They both deserve the terrible yaoi. It should happen.

No. 2601134

I opened my toyhouse and remembered all my OCs that I haven't make art of in months. Drawing isn't even that fun anymore. But I like my OCs. They deserve better…

No. 2601136

>>2601134
If we weren't anonymous I'd give you some doodles of your OCs. Don't neglect them nonnie, just give them a little something

No. 2601141

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>>2601123
Lolcow is like the water I clean myself with at a temple, I need this site to wash away all the scoteshit, handmaidenery, libfem/tradthottery from my soul. I love you nonas even if we do pull each others hair sometimes

No. 2601220

Nearly a week ago I left my work friend's leaving party crying v quietly because I would see her so much less and wasn't sure I would find a friend like her again. Now I'm in contact with a friend of her BF's who is also my friend and we have sooo much in common and are already inviting each other places.
Just being in a circle feels so nice nonnies. I've never had this before

No. 2601264


No. 2601278

Sometimes I get into slapfights in youtube comments for fun but I should probably stop. I have playlists with hundreds of videos and it would be sad to lose them.. I wish there was a way to archive your liked videos playlist especially, even just the titles

No. 2601284

It may be cliche but my autistic special interest is morals and justice.

No. 2601311

>>2601121
This is the kind of stuff that the methheads at my local bus stop say in between begging for money and calling you a cunt when you don’t give them any.

No. 2601316

File: 1752373601717.jpeg (1.15 MB, 1125x1360, IMG_0178.jpeg)

>>2601141
Such wise words… I love you too nonna. I saved picrel because I thought the nonnies would like a cute cow image. Always thinking of you guys and hoping the best for you all

No. 2601317

>>2601311
Baby that’s not meth, that’s schizophrenia.

No. 2601324

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No. 2601336

>>2601284
Are you my ex?

No. 2601344

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No. 2601349

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>>2601336
Nta, I am. I'm going to break into your socials and message your family and friends to inform them you're a narc. My crusade has only just begun! hahaha!

No. 2601461

I never realized how many awful experiences people have while seeking mental health care until I started getting care myself. It's insane and I feel so lucky to have my psychiatrist because I absolutely love her. Im wishing kind therapists, psychologists and psychiatrists on every anon lord knows you guys need it

No. 2601488

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For the past two weeks Ive been posting on here more than I have in the several years Ive been browsing this site, hope youve enjoyed

No. 2601490

>>2601488
Bless you for your scriptures, nona

No. 2601502

File: 1752392097791.gif (1.72 MB, 1200x720, 1748248232962.gif)

If lolcow is going to sell my data to Google can it atleast sell the correct data so I can get more terf videos and content and not troon shit

No. 2601524

I need to stop eating roasted coffee beans as snacks

No. 2601533

does anyone have that video of a nerdy looking white guy dancing with a black girl to that match my freak song? please i need it

No. 2601535


No. 2601537

>>2601535
Another version. Me and my husbando except we're both hot so we'd look better doing this.

No. 2601545

>>2601537
That looks like me and my ex except we can't dance, he had a receeding hairline, and mt ass is more fierce.

No. 2601550

>>2601537
thank you nona

No. 2601574

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Finally got around to watching Shogun. Blackthorne is the most Englishman who ever Eng'd. He's hilarious. I love seeing him getting slapped around. Anyone who disagrees with me is a savage or a papalist Catholic dog.

No. 2601579

is there a discord server? i keep seeing nonas talking about a discord server…

No. 2601589

File: 1752403966773.png (591.06 KB, 720x586, 1676804186062.png)

I can't help being nice to AI, I always tell them thank you for being helpful. I probably should be mean or indifferent to them but I just can't

No. 2601590

There's this fat British guy I watch who eats a bunch of random snack food while making cringe comments and he gets no views or interactions on his videos. I hope he knows his only consistent viewer is me hate watching him being a walled fatty

No. 2601591

File: 1752405121641.png (1.99 KB, 239x52, discord.png)

>>2601579
It's right there

No. 2601594

>>2601591
you new a premium farm account to see the link

No. 2601605

I tried looking up my old friends I ghosted in my early twenties after a decade long friendship on social media. I've literally never done that before but I was just adding someone to my whatsapp and scrolled through my contacts and saw one of their profile pics holding a baby, so the curiosity got the best of me. Her I couldn't find
because I don't remember her last name and I wasn't in the habit of saving last names when I was younger. One doesn't appear to be on social media (good for her) but when we were last in contact years ago she was about to go to Korea for a guy so I'm curious what came of that. One I couldn't find because either she doesn't use social media or because the search results are muddied because she shares the exact last name and near identical first name as a local celeb. One's still as badass as she always was, she's rock climbing in Italy, competing in motor cross and is still a horse girl and she looks great.

That concludes tbe lackluster story of me internet stalking my former friends.

No. 2601606

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>>2601574
>or a papalist Catholic dog
whyyyy I outgha….!

No. 2601622

File: 1752407407201.png (1.14 MB, 1721x859, blackthorne-when-he-sees-a-sav…)

>>2601606
Back you heathen!

No. 2601646

>>2601591
it says it is expired

No. 2601655

>>2601646
Works fine for me. Might be a timezone thing.

No. 2601656

File: 1752410120903.jpeg (282.46 KB, 939x702, IMG_9846.jpeg)

Good morning dumbasses how are we doing today

No. 2601667

File: 1752411025817.png (135 KB, 644x694, sky-ive-had-enough.png)

>>2601656
I'm melting. I'm considering to switching to a nocturnal lifestyle until September.



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