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No. 274588

Post funny or weird shit Americans do.

>I'm Irish (3rd generation through mother's side)

Okay, so what are those Irish ethnic traditions that you are so good at keeping unlike the Irish people born and bred in Ireland?
>things like slang, dance, fighting spirit, knowing how to handle our drink and strong clanlike family ties - oh and a healthy hate for the English

No. 274589

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Turbaconducken: a chicken in a duck in a turkey wrapped in bacon

No. 274591

>>274589
I thought it was a pregnant woman

No. 274592

Why're you beefing, bong? Most of the posters on this site are from burgerland.

No. 274605

Ah America, truly the lolcow of countries.

No. 274608

One proper Murrican thing I ever did was go camping and participated in a hootenanny. Apparently some semi-famous folk singer was hosting it. It's a folk music gathering where a bunch of rednecks dance and sing crappily out in the middle of nowhere. Sometimes cringey, but pretty freeing overall. No one gave a shit about anything besides having a good time.

No. 274615

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What Irish dancing traditionally looked like vs the paedophilic cringe-fest for beauty pageant rejects the Americans turned it into, forever ruining the sport. This is the "traditions" they think they're "keeping". Rant incoming.

Not one of these Plastic Paddies takes an Irish (Gaeilge) lesson. None of them know how to play a traditional Irish instrument like the tin whistle, fiddle, harp, concertina, bodhrán… None of them know anything about the rich Irish history (starting from the Stone Age where some of the world's oldest structures were created to the Viking invasion, the Norman invasion, the early Christian Era where Irish monks traveled the world and created beautiful, decorative manuscripts, the cruel British rule and Ireland's eventual rebellion, the vast folklore…) beyond "I know they hate the Brits wooo Erin goo Braaaa". I'd be very surprised if any of them could make Irish stew or soda bread and didn't just assume Irish people eat canned meat and cabbage. I'd be even more surprised if they were aware of traditional Irish sports like hurling, Gaelic football and handball, they probably assume the Irish support American basketball and football teams that have leprechauns or shamrocks as mascots. How mant "Irish-Americans" can sing an Irish rebel song or even name three modern Irish musicians? They've reduced Irish culture to drinking and St.Patrick's Day. These people who claim to be "Irish" are allowed to be ignorant while Irish people know more about American history and culture than the Americans themselves. They're not keeping traditions, they're bastardising them.
</rant>

No. 274629

>>274605
I honestly think North Korea is the most lolcow country

No. 274630

I find italian-americans to be more annoying than anyone. They're so in your face about being italian as if it's something to boast about and generally nasty as fuck in all aspects. I've never encountered an american of irish descent who was obnoxious about being irish like so many people seem to meme on here.

No. 274631

Is OP the Irish person that sperged about Americans in the eye color thread? Cause if so, then get a grip.

No. 274633

>>274629
>>274630
>>274631
ouch, the Americans have woken up

No. 274636

I like the US, good lads overall and I wish they were still part of our empire desu.

No. 274640

Americans always sperg about how great Thanksgiving dinner is but I think the idea of marshmallows on sweet potato, canned cranberry sauce, pale-coloured gravy and absolutely everything accompanied with cheese, butter and mayo absolutely nauseating.

No. 274641

>>274633
Why are you so offended that I said I never encountered an american of irish descent that was obnoxious about it? I'm Australian. Try not to sperg so hard. Why does it bother you that americans can have irish ancestry therefore making them irish lmao

No. 274642

>>274615
What caused the European-Americans to lose their original culture when they came here (US)? Was it starting families with other Europeans? ie: Germans with Irish.

No. 274643

>>274641
You're not irish or german or french or russian if you grew up in america. Why are americans so weird about their ancestry? Is it a complex over their shitty culture? (if they even have any)

No. 274644

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>>274641
>americans can have irish ancestry therefore making them irish
>americans

No. 274645

>>274642
It wasn't exactly lost. Every holiday currently celebrated in the US goes back to ancient European times even groundhog day. The holidays are of course heavily altered to suit modern times and capitalism just as Europeans no longer celebrate those holidays like they once did. Certain traditions depending on heritage are passed down in individual families too I imagine but yeah new nation, new ideas and a lot of mixing will smear tradition.

>>274643
>>274644
You're right. They must be of alien blood then. No one said that Americans were culturally Irish, just that they had Irish blood. Not sure what you're so up in arms about…weird complex?

No. 274646

>>274643
>>274644
You both sound beyond retarded.

No. 274649

>>274642
I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that people went to America for work. When you're serious about living and working in a country, you want to assimilate. Look up any old classified ads for factory workers, cleaners, babysitters etc. and you'll see that they often specify things like "white girl wanted" "no blacks, no Irish" "English-speaking only" things like that. You have to quickly learn English and then pass that down to your kids if you all want employment so 2nd generations don't speak the languages their parents know, only English is valuable. If you were partaking in sports or traditions that weren't American, you'd stand out a lot and you'd be stereotyped by your landlord or employer.

And then eventually people just forget what the traditions are because they're never passed down.

No. 274653

>>274642
what tradition does europe have left when christians nearly wiped their history and customs off the face of the earth

No. 274655

>>274633
I don’t give a shit that OP made a thread that was bitching about Americans. I was just wondering if it was the same anon bitching about Americans in the eye color thread because OP implied that they were Irish. Calm down lol.

No. 274657

>>274653
>implying living over 1000 years with christianity doesn't count as culture

No. 274658

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Absolutely nothing about this is true, it doesn't exist, period.

No. 274659

>>274655
The OP is a copy paste from the eye color thread, but not sure if it was the American-Irish OP or someone else mocking them (I suspect the latter).

Irish love Americans so I think that may counter the embarrassing views Irish Americans have. I should note that Irish who emigrate to the US (these days) are usually in it for a good time, which always amuses me because of US healthcare, work benefits and holiday allowance are all significantly lower than Ireland's, so the good time will be severely limited compared to at home.

No. 274661

>>274588
>Irish person making a thread about how shitty murica’ is
>irony

No. 274664

>>274659
I'm the OP and I'm not from an English speaking country.
I just remembered that "Irish" anon from the eye colour thread and used her posts as an example.

No. 274666

>>274658
Everytime I see this posted I laugh because I can assure you the average American has never heard of this. I certainly never did until I saw it on here.

No. 274667

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No. 274673

>>274643
Because we have so many different communities in the usa that they've become their own cultures. I'm sure it's the same in europe too but it's on a whole other level here.
Like i highly doubt a person who grew up in a chinese american household can relate to a mexican american household. But they can probably relate to someone else who is chinese american.

No one claims they're from ireland if they say they're irish. They mean they're irish american which is a whole separate entity.

No. 274677

>>274655
OP was clearly making fun of the American in the eye-color thread.
>>274633 identified you as American because you have no reading comprehension.
hth

No. 274678

I love how so many Americans are weaboos, the rise of glorious nippon taking over the world is so close thanks to their efforts. Remember burgers, when your country fails you Japan is always a plane ride away!

No. 274691

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Ireland didn’t mind taking American dollars during the troubles lets not forget.

No. 274695

>>274677
The Americans in the eye colour thread deserved to get made fun of.

No. 274696

>>274695
That eye thread is wild

No. 274697

>>274691
>never forget!1!1
Triggered Americans are so easy to spot lol
And why are people still being passive aggressive against the Irish, when op already stated that she isn't…?

No. 274704

>>274640
agreed. our family always has a "proper" thanksgiving dinner (minus sweet potato pie because that is literal diabetes) even though literally no one really likes thanksgiving food.


Anyways, one thing i will never understand about our country is how in denial people are about their weight. like calling a fat person overweight is considered absolutely rude even though everyone knows it

No. 274709

How come many americans can't dress for shit?

>perfect fake tan

>perfect straight blinding white teeth
>perfectly draped beachy waves with blonde highlights
>perfect manicure
>meticulously applied instaho makeup
>worn out t-shirt from middle school band camp + too tight hotpants with ass cheeks hanging out + plastic flipflops that make you waddle like an obese penguin

No. 274715

>>274695
Nah. Irish anon was being pretty spergy.

No. 274723

>>274709
I dunno, people here who put effort into their hair and makeup also put effort into their clothes. But I live in a more shallow part of the country.

No. 274726

>>274709

Agreed… I have a soft spot for American guys and sometimes text with some, but my love usually dies when I see what they are wearing.

Another weird thing: Them making fun of my pronunciation of certain words/accent in general, while they only know their own language.

No. 274732

>>274715
I'm one of the Irish anons from that thread, there was at least three of us replying to each other.

Anyway this thread is unnecessary. Plastic Paddy-chan embarrassed herself enough.

No. 274734


No. 274738

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>>274726
lol, don't get me started on the guys. I go to lots of international conferences and you can always spot the American guys because they dress like slobs and they're proud of it too, because it shows they don't bother with these non-intellectual trivialities like looking presentable or sth?
Also, stories from male fellow Europeans who went to the US as exchange students or college

>wear normal jeans

>get made fun of by US guys, asked if you are gay because jeans are "so tight"
>they all wear oversized baggy jeans and jorts

No. 274743

>>274732
Well, one of them was being spergy at least, going on and on about a “European look.” The other two (which was probably you, at least) were being pretty reasonable.

No. 274744

>>274738
American here. Baggy jeans hasn’t been a thing here for at least a decade unless you’re black. I don’t deny that American dudes on a whole have pretty terrible fashion sense though

No. 274747

>>274744
Not like hiphop baggy anymore but still the regular jeans cut is a lot wider than what we would be used to over here. I just found it highly amusing that guys got suspected of being gay for wearing what is absolute normcore in their home countries.

No. 274758

>>274738
Brits also think the rest of Europe dresses too "feminine"

No. 274767

>>274758
British men look severely inbred and that's coming from someone who grew up in Northern France

No. 274771

>>274758
>>274767
lmao, and everyone was so shocked at the last guy because he looks 100% brit
Not that German men are a sight to behold.

No. 274775

>>274771
He looked seriously shocked lol
But I'm German and I'd also say that his face is very atypical, not something you'd see here often. Maybe he's mixed.

No. 274786

>>274658
Whoever came up with that is a genius lmao

No. 274814

>>274709
Cringe. Are you trying to describe the way Americans look? Nobody looks like that, anon. Life's not an 80s reality tv show.

No. 274816

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>>274709
>worn out t-shirt from middle school band camp + too tight hotpants with ass cheeks hanging out + plastic flipflops that make you waddle like an obese penguin
you just described the summertime uniform of every single girl i see in public in my hometown. what the fuck is it with girls of that particular demographic and making it look like they're not wearing pants?
bonus: it's cold outside but they switch the shortshorts out with yoga pants, and no jacket

No. 274819

>>274657
Christianity is Jewish, you dirty chav. That's not European "culture" at all.

No. 274820

NORTHFACE JACKETS

no but fuck them, sure they last forever but they're too damn hot and sweaty.

No. 274825

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I'm Irish-American, ask me anything because why not?

Check out this little bit of Irish-American pride I found on some other imageboard.

No. 274827

So European American families who speak European languages and brought their European customs from across the pond aren't European just because they moved to a new country? That's a reach.

I wasn't there for Irish sperging in the other thread but Europeans are looking slow as hell on this site. Whether you're in Ireland or India, no one gives two shits about Irish people anyway.

No. 274829

>>274653
>>274819
Okay Varg, we got it, you can leave now.

>>274827
European immigrants are still European. Their great-grandchildren born and bred in America aren't.

No. 274830

>>274829
Not Varg; just plain facts.

No. 274832

>>274827
I'm from North Down in Northern Ireland, my accent is probably the most american sounding. People from Ireland are just weird in general about tribalism and nationality. The British have ruled where I am from the past 800 years and I grew up with more British and American cultural influence, yet if I travel 30 miles down the road someone will be a die hard Nationalist, despise the English and act as if they bleed shamrocks when we were getting the same network TV and influences. You can get segregated in school, but I know so many loyalist kids that went to catholic schools just because of catchment area. No issues, all craic. People are weird, they just choose to be influenced.

Claim to be whatever you want, frankly I prefer to tell people about my Viking blood.

No. 274833

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Can we make a list of some American culture. It’s hard to think of any that are original to America because it IS such a melting pot. Also it is such a large country there are more regional differences than national similarities probably.

>American sports

>hip hop
>drive-ins
>burgers (unironically)
>Frank Lloyd Wright
>Tennessee Williams
>Ansel Adams

Jokes acceptable if original. ie lol guns, school shootings are overdone.

No. 274834

>>274830
>Plain Facts: Europe has no traditions because Jews!
Fuck, off you're pathetic and probably just jealous.

No. 274835

>>274833

mormonism

No. 274836

>>274833
Country music, Blues, Jazz, Rock'n'Roll

No. 274840

>>274833
Jeans.

No. 274842

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>>274835
Good one! What a strange religion. They’ve left their mark in more places than just Utah.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_Island_(Lake_Michigan)
>Although Beaver Island is known mostly today for its beaches, forests, recreational harbor and seclusion, at one time it was the site of a unique Mormon kingdom.
Mormons also have a large presence in the CIA.

>>274836
This is a really important bit of American culture. I don’t know about country music, but the history of the blues and rock and roll’s evolution is wonderful history.

>>274840
I wouldn’t have thought if this one. Jeans and a T, classic look.

No. 274844

>>274840
>Levi Strauss was born to an Ashkenazi Jewish family in Buttenheim on February 26, 1829 in the Franconia region of the Kingdom of Bavaria in the German Confederation.

No. 274846


No. 274847

anglo here, how do i move to the US, lads? tired of cuck island.

No. 274848

>>274847
Spend $500k on property will get you in. Actually, I think it went up since Trump. Maybe Canada is cheaper then slide down into US.

No. 274849

>>274848
can't afford $500K though ;;

No. 274851

>>274849
>>274848
ah, i could probably do it actually but i'd have to get into sex work, which would probably mean a rejected visa anyway since it's illegal there.

No. 274853

>>274851
>>274849
Maybe wait until the current political climate cools down on the whole immigration thing.

Why leave Australia? Seems nice enough. You say “cucked” is it about guns or something else you believe the US can offer?

No. 274856

>>274853
i'm british. why move to the US? gun laws, cheap property, good weather, etc. i feel we don't have a future, really.

No. 274857

>>274709
Summer in the USA can be very hot, so a lot of people dress like shit during it because they’re going to ruin their clothes with sweat as soon as they step outside.

No. 274864

>>274853
I'm French and sometimes I think moving to the US would be nice but I'm afraid most American men are awful and I don't want to be single my whole life. Any insider can tell me about Ameri-men?

No. 274868

>>274857
Doesn't explain the same look with hotpants traded against yoga pants when it's cold >>274816

I like the convenience culture of the US (but I kinda feel bad about liking it lol). I also like how easy it is to start up a conversation with randos.

No. 274871

Random, but the American defenition of 'football' will never be not funny to me (especially when the literal translation of 'soccer' in my language is 'football'.) How can you possibly call a sport you don't play with your feet football and the one you play with your feet 'soccer'?

No. 274872

>>274844
Levi Strauss developed the jeans living in America tho (and no I'm not American)

No. 274875

>>274653
Oh please, every country within Europe has it's own culture and traditions.

No. 274876

>>274868
I unironically believe that yoga pants and leggings became popular because overweight women can’t wear denim. The fabric is too restrictive and gives them “chub rub,” whereas leggings/jeggings have stretchier fabric. And now everyone wears them because they’re cheap and comfortable.

No. 274877

>>274827
uuh no. the "irish anon was a 3rd+ generation immigrant, even if she was full irish blood it's likely her mom or dad was already irish american.

No. 274884

Pennsylvania is so weird. They're a northern state but they act like southern rednecks.

No. 274886

>>274871
Lol I agree with this, I have no idea why we changed it (other than to be difficult I guess?)

No. 274896

>>274871
As an American, I honestly think our football sucks. The NFL is corrupt as hell and give the players who are rapists and wife beaters a slap on the wrist but gets triggered when a player has a slightly unorthodox way of expressing their political opinions (see the whole Colin Kaepernick brouhaha and the thing that followed after it). Plus American football cause much damage and destruction to the brain and yet the NFL doesn’t give a shit that it’s causing permanent damage to their players as long as the money is flowing.

Plus people here get super obnoxious when the Super Bowl comes especially if you work/love in the city that it’s being held in or work/live in a city that’s being represented. I remember being in Oakland when the Raiders lost in the Superbowl in like 2002 (I was like a 10) and rioting of course ensued.

>>274667
If course that happened in Florida. Florida is the literal armpit of America that takes trashiness to a whole new level.

No. 274900

>>274876
this 100%. especially when you literally only see fat women wearing yoga pants and skinny people wearing jeans or khakis. at least where i live

No. 274903

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>>274896
at least in our defense 70% of the people that live here moved here from somewhere else. florida natives tend to be rednecks who mind their own business. that being said….we have the best fucking local news coverage, really top tier comedy so i'm okay with the shit show that is our state

No. 274906

>>274834
Yeah, so jealous about being slaughtered and enslaved to barbaric invaders and being stripped of autochthonous tradition. Okay? feel better now?

No. 274909

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No. 274910

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Tbh Americans are the most “ugly” people I’ve encountered, by ugly I mean they almost always generally look disheveled and unkempt, have awful fashion sense + obesity is too fucken real over there. Tho they are by far the friendliest people I’ve ever met.

No. 274912

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>>274738
what fucking decade are you in anon? i have never seen a grown man wear baggy pants since around 2008 unless he's A) obese or B) out of touch old man, and i'm in the damn south. i don't think those "international conferences" are as fancy as you make it sound.

No. 274913

>>274903

Seriously just what the fuck is wrong with Florida?

No. 274914

So we hear about Florida a lot but what's the worst state after Florida?

No. 274915

>>274914
Louisiana, Georgia, New Jersey, Texas or New York

No. 274916

>>274914
probably Ohio or somewhere in the northeast quadrent

No. 274917

>>274914

Probably Mississippi

No. 274918


No. 274924

>>274825
everyone is irish american shhh

No. 274927

>>274913
large population + people coming from all over the place. also old people with dementia slowly loosing their fucking minds

No. 274928

>>274913
must be something in that swamp water lol

but seriously i thinks its funny that florida is the infamously trashy state when people flock there every year to visit disney world. like the most well known american franchise's legendary theme park is in the armpit state. think about that.

No. 274929

The worst American thing I've seen (from my place in Europe) is an Instagram account of Spring Break video clips. All the stupid drunk, over weight men and also over weight women acting like the world's most desperate-for-cock people. Doing embarrassing, super unsexy dancing way longer than was amusing and no guys were even watching them. The men were super desperate and embarrassing too. Prior that I thought all the spring break debauchery was a fictional thing.
If I grew up in the US I would definitely be seen as the weird Goth nerd if that was anything to go by.


But I love Americans online, they are really funny and seem to have their head screwed on right. I'm thinking vastly different demographics apply to the spring break type versus the ones I see in my communities

No. 274931

Non Americans, what is the “Florida” of your country?

No. 274935

>>274931

Adana for sure.

No. 274936

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>>274928
whats weird about florida is that the trashiness is in very distinct pockets. all of north florida is trash, certain pockets are trash in east central florida, you have orlando which has really nice art/upper class districts and then orlando has its own pockets of trash, etc. i think most people can agree that miami and everything south of it is absolute garbage though

sage for being obvious florida samefag and sperg

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>>274936
Does pic related mean anything? I found it online.

No. 274942

>>274913

florida is a shithole, but it does make for some great news, especially if you're a local.
i like to read the county police blotters for shit like "woman arrested and charged with domestic assault for slapping mother on the arm with finger."

a few years back, there was a big problem with people shooting dolphins out in the gulf with crossbows, and not even with normal arrows, like barbed hunting bolts used for game.

No. 274945

>>274928
Idk if it's just bc I'm from the western half of USA, but I thought the MOST popular destination (Disney-wise) was Disneyland. With Disney World being #2. But, I can see, from a European (?) standpoint, it is easier to go and visit the Eastern half of USA, so that part is more known over there.

No. 274947

>>274945
Oh, I think I misunderstood >>274928 post.

Yes, Disney World is in the armpit of the USA (yes, I believe Florida is one of the many shitholes here as well) but it does make sense from a money making standpoint for Disney to have two "great" (aka popular) theme parks on both ends of the USA. Universal Studios does the same thing (having a theme park in LA, CA and Orlando, FL).

The USA is large enough, geographically, to basically want to replicate money making establishments but, keep them different enough for in-state ppl to make the cross country travel if they can. Hence why in FL it's Disney World with some more cross cultural things (food establishments) and Disneyland is strictly American.

Maybe some ppl don't realize, but a lot of American "culture/values" and the decisions certain companies make like putting Disney World in Florida is purely capitalistic.

It's pretty bad here.

No. 274950

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Texan anon here. Any of you guys wanna share your views/stereotypes of the state of Texas?
(Bonus if you have anything to say about Dallas.)

No. 274952

>>274950
Bad thing:I hate how you people drive

Good thing:Every Texan woman I've ever met has been really no-nonsense which I like

No. 274954

>>274864
don't shave, bad hygiene (bc moisturizer is gay), and cargo shorts.

No. 274957

I haven’t seen anyone here talk about how unusually popular circumcision is here in America. I have a friend in the uk and it was kind of a culture shock when he told me men typically don’t get circumcised there unless it’s for medical or religious reasons. I’ve never slept with or done anything sexual with someone who is uncircumcised before. Thinking about it it’s kind of crazy most ppl here only get their sons circumcised because the foreskin “looks gross” or will “get dirty” as if men can’t be trusted to wash their own dicks

No. 274959

>>274957
>implying men can be trusted to wash their own dicks

No. 274961

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>>274957
damn i knew this touchy subject was going to pop up soon. time to hide thread.

No. 274962

>>274950
bad drivers and racists.

>>274957
I'm not sure why non Jewish Americans still get circumcised. I have the impression that American uncircumcised men are dirty and have smegma and all that so if a guy is American, I would prefer they are circumcised.

No. 274966

>>274962
I think it’s essentially for super shallow reasons and also because it’s the norm. I’ve seen kids get shit here for being uncircumcised. for awhile I thought that if I was going to have a son I would get him circumcised just to spare him the trauma but i think I’ll be moving out of the us anyways

No. 274967

>>274945
wat, disney world is humongous compared to disneyland, based on visitor numbers alone disney world is immensely more popular.
Imagine if Florida didn't have it, who would ever go there except old people?

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>>274961
this subject isn’t super touchy many other places outside of the us anon its pretty widely considered to be genital mutilation

No. 274969

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>>274968
Huh, I would have expected high correlation with percentage of Jewish population

No. 274970

>>274871
>>274886
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/soccer

I think NPR did a piece on it recently but I couldn't find it.
Basically we stole "soccer" from the Brits and when they noticed we were using it, they realized it was uncool and went back to calling it football just to turn around and laugh at Americans for using something no one else does.

Which is the exact same thing they did with imperial measurement.

Thanks, eternally salty Britbongs.

No. 274973

>>274969
Americans do it for shitty cultural reasons. It started out as some bizarre Victorian Era cure-all, that was then used as a religious punishment in Christian and Catholic Schools. Then it persisted as a show of wealth, only rich white Christian boys had their dicks mutilated, unlike icky foreigners. And then during WWII it became mandatory cause of the health craze, even though uncirc'd dicks aren't dirty at all unless the rest of the guy is dirty. Then America started making up shitty health reasoning and skewing studies, hiding mortality and complication rates and the general american shittiness that they did after WWII because they had to take human rights into consideration. Now it's some shit parents do cause Drs. make bank off it. I know a few guys who's moms didn't want them to get cut, and their doctors purposely fucked with their dicks to make them have to cut it.

I don't think that it's a good thing, especially since it's extremely shitty to mothers. After I had my son the doctors and nurses tried super hard to pressure me into it, and this was a few hours after. And they don't even explain what's going on at all when they do it, seeing a video of the procedure would turn anyone away from it, but they don't because they "don't want to scare parents". I think the way they bully emotional mothers into it is sick, and I do feel bad for men who've had it done as babies/children. It should be a personal choice for them just like getting labioplasty would be for me. It's not right in all accounts. Worst thing is that most of those red states have the procedure covered by insurance for non-medical reasons.

No. 274974

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>>274968
yes i agree that circumcision is genital mutilation, and yes i am aware that it's not common in other countries besides my horrible stupid trashy fat country that is the subject of this thread (the united states)

i mean't that it's touchy for me personally because i'm an amerifag girl in a serious relationship with an amerifag boy who is circumcised and want to kill myself because i've never touched an uncircumcised dick and probably never will.

inb4 "lol why did you even go out with a guy who is circumcised? that's your fault, sucks for you sweaty ;))" i didn't know until we started having sex in the context of serious monogamy. also i didn't learn about the superiority of uncut dicks till after i started dating this guy, so it's too late now.

oh and please don't rub it in my face that your boyfriend has a 20cm uncut bratwurst or whatever. i've actually been super depressed and in a state of dysphoria ever since i started lurking forums with international users bragging about eurodick. like yes i know i'm missing out, and i'm considering suicide over it.

No. 274975

>>274974
Can we be friends, anon? Like for realz? I feel exactly the same way… Like down to wanting to kill myself.

No. 274977

>>274974
no I feel u anon my boyfriend is circumcised and pretty small and im low key thirsting after my uk friend even though I know it’s bad and i would never cheat on my boyfriend

No. 274978

>>274957
I've never done anything with a cut peni, is it just like a sausage hanging there with some dumplings behind it? I feel like the full penis adds character

No. 274981

>>274978
nta but it's actually much different. also it looks really lewd wheb it's flaccid cause the head is visible.

No. 274985

>>274978
i don’t really have anything to compare it to except now that I’m thinking about it I did have drunken sex with an uncut Russian guy and I do remember it feeling better and less uh..chafey? I know it’s a gross way to describe sex. It didn’t feel as rough if that makes sense. Funny I was scared of uncircumcised penises for a really long time because I was scared I wouldn’t know what to do with the foreskin

No. 274986

>>274974
is the cut of a dick that serious if you've never experienced one or the other? like it's different if you've only have experience with uncut dicks then get a bf with a cut dick or vice versa.

anyway, for Americans worried about dick cut-ness, apparently Canadians are usually uncut.

No. 274989

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>>274975
>>274977
i'm glad i'm not alone in this.

>>274986
tbh my bf is a wonderful guy and i'm probably going to marry him. but i feel like i'm missing out on something really essential that millions of other women get to experience.
like i hate that it boils down to me being hesistant about marrying a perfect guy just because some ((doctor)) coerced his parents into getting half his dick chopped off as a baby.
it keeps me up at night and has only become worse ever since i started going on forums.
like honestly whenever i come across this subject matter (circumcised vs. uncircumcised), i immediately feel a lump in my throat, get cold nervous sweats, and become very depressed for over 24 hours + contemplate suicide.
and euroanons don't make me feel any better when they start ~uwu-ing about au natural dicks, and making me feel guilty/inferior about a medical practice that isn't my fault.
like honestly wtf am i supposed to do???

god forbid my bf and i break up, but if we do… i'll be more careful with what kind of guy i choose. by that i mean i'm getting myself a european.

No. 274990

>>274985
Ooh…

I've read quite a lot of anons (anon autocorrects to anime, lawd) here on /g have trouble even inserting the dick, and finding sex very painful and I wonder if it's connected to raw sausage dick

Related: I have a crush on an American, do not know his dick status

No. 274991

>>274989
Don't leave him, a good man is worth way more than a variant dick experience.

Also stop reading circumcision forums and welling in it, it's not a big issue. Good men are rare af

No. 274992

>>274974
my bf is cut and it all seems really fucked up tbh. he got it when he was older, and could remember actually…the dr told him his foreskin was too tight so they needed to cut it, and he said he woke up and it looked like raw meat and now he doesn't have any feeling in the areas that are supposed to be sensitive. i feel really bad and i can't even imagine someone doing that to me, it's just really disgusting. i remember him telling me he saw the dr once and got filled with anger and sadness. it's not like getting your tonsils removed, or getting vaccinated, it's a sick perverted corruption of the health system in the US.

>>274990
as someone who's had both, it is. 100%. people really dismiss the differences, but the foreskin is supposed to work like some of our bits, keeping the actual internal aspects of the organ well, internal. cut dicks dry out and the skin gets weird and it's just not the same. i wish more people were educated on it, i have no idea why people think it's okay to change how their child's dick functions. they even have to masturbate differently, that's where the iron grip comes from, american cut guys fapping or uncut guys copying dudes fapping in porn.

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>>274991
i avoid forums/threads about circumcision or anything else having to do with the topic like the plague.
the problem is when it gets brought up in off topic or vague discussions, like this thread.
i just wanted to have some laughs and make fun of cringey americans that give me secondhand embarrassment. but of course someone just HAD to bring up circumcision. fuck my life.

>>274992
>>274985
it's posts like this that make me devastated i'm never going to choke on a big pink uncut european cock

jesus fucking christ tomorrow is my fucking birthday and honestly i'm thinking of throwing myself off a fucking bridge tonite.

No. 274998

>>274997
people just bring it up cause they don't know what it is. they think it's like wart removal or something. it's okay anon. i'm like super depressed now too and don't want to even see my bf at all rn…

No. 274999

>>274997
also, with modern medicine they'll be able to regrow his foreskin soon, so just wait it out!

No. 275000

>>274997
Anon if you’re really this unhappy you have a lot of other options than ending your life but honestly I think the difference in dick is incremental and not worth leaving your boyfriend

No. 275001

>>275000
samefag im a retard and used incremental wrong I meant minimal

No. 275002

>>275000
it's just depressing, anon. it's like your MIL already ruined your sex life…

No. 275003

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>>274998
>>275000
this is super fucked up sometimes i fantasize about my boyfriend dying in an accident just so that i can move on without having to break up with him.

that's how bad i want to be with an uncut guy.

No. 275007

>>274997
The last half of this is as crazy as those men who are similarly dramatic about their gf having small tits. Not a big deal anon.

I mean, I recommend you maybe have a very short fling with a Euro to get it out of your system, but I promise you there is more to life than dick status. Personality matters so much more than what's in your pants

No. 275010

>>275007
>implying forced mutilation and natural body differences are the same

No. 275012

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>>274997
This is such an overreaction to not getting the kind of dick you want. Imagine if some man said he was going to throw himself off a building because his otherwise perfect gf she doesn't have size double D tits or some shit.
Anon if it really is that important to you, you either have to learn to accept this for what it is if you're going to continue having a relationship with him, or break up with him to chase uncut European cock. I'm sure you already know that though.

No. 275013

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>>275003
i feel it anon … if im being honest my boyfriend cheated on me and I’m thinking about leaving him for that guy in the uk. I’m not sure how seriously I’m considering it but serious enough to be saving money to fly over

No. 275015

>>275010
It's kind of the reverse, girls with smaller breasts often feel compelled to mutilate themselves to appease some conceptual ideal of a woman. Who cares what someone's body parts look like? Why would anyone possibly dwell on that?

No. 275016

>>275013
Wait what the fuck. He cheated on you and you're still lauding over how great he is? This just keeps getting worse…

No. 275017

i think a lot of anons are missing the issue. it's not like feeling like you missed out on virgins or some shit. but more of a feeling knowing your bf is missing something. there's a sense of unease because it's a gross disfigurement essentially.

No. 275018

>>275016
I’m nta who has been talking about how great her man is lmao im in an all around shitty situation that’s more complex than “he’s cut” but I don’t want to derail any further.
Back on topic has anyone been watching Who Is America? it’s a fucking hellride

No. 275020

>>275016
that's a different anon…

No. 275021

>>275013
I mean this sounds like a good idea if you are feeling so strongly about it. The worst that can happen is you have a nice shag*

*un-circumcised shags are still dependant on the man attached to it. It's not the tool but how you use it, and all that

No. 275022

>>275015
cause people care what their partners look like? most of us aren't from whatever nonjudgmental paradise you seem to live in.

No. 275023

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>>275013
>>275007
>the last half of this is as crazy as those men who are similarly dramatic about their gf having small tits.
like >>275010 said, natural occurring body differences are not the same as ones that exist due to a surgery.
>not a big deal anon.
then why is there a huge fucking movement against circumcision, and why do euroanons sit around and poke fun at american women with circumcised sex partners & circumcised men??
>i recommend you maybe have a very short fling with a euro to get it out of your system
how?? i'm not cheating on my boyfriend and i'm not going to risk taking a "break" either.

>>275012
>>275013
>>275021
i'd never cheat on my bf or have a ~fling. but i also don't feel it's worth breaking up with him unless he becomes more lazy/abusive than he is. BUT I WANT AN UNCUT EURO GUY SO BAD FUCKKKKK

>>275017
EXACTLY

No. 275024

>>275022
Then date someone who has the physical qualities you want instead of putting pressure on them or secretly resenting them for not living up to your ideal. Pretty simple.

No. 275025

>>275024
sorry i didnt ask my bf about his penis on the first date anon.

No. 275026

>>275024
You sound retarded tbh.

No. 275028

>>275025
Then break up with him if it's that important to you??

>>275026
Very compelling argument.

No. 275029

>>275028
>>275024
>Then date someone who has the physical qualities you want instead of putting pressure on them or secretly resenting them for not living up to your ideal. Pretty simple.
i am already in a relationship though, and
>Then break up with him if it's that important to you??
i don't know how to get out of it or if it's worth getting out of to begin with. he is great but i feel super empty and a huge sense of FOMO because i will probably never rub, suck, and get railed by an uncut eurosausage.

>>275025
>sorry i didnt ask my bf about his penis on the first date anon.
what she said.
asking a guy about whether he is cut or uncut isn't exactly something you bring up casually like your interests and such, in fact a guy might get weirded out or feel insecure if you ask him.

No. 275030

Y'all are sounding like incels here, sperging about things that can't be fixed. Yes it is mutilation but it's done now. Like others have said, live with it or get a different man, but getting upset about someone else's body which can't be changed makes you sound like a spoilt child.

There's more to life than body parts. If you wouldn't want to be judged for things you can't change, don't do it to others.

We should get back on track because this turned into the relationship advice thread

No. 275031

>>275030
>>275024
you guys are hardcore projecting.

>>275029
just wait for the surgery to put a foreskin back on to happen. i'm sure it will one day, just wait it out. my bf and i are.

No. 275033

>>275028
>>275030
seconded. If it’s this important to you and you can’t wait for science to advance to a point where he could potentially regrow or reattach a foreskin then leave him it’s not fair to him to secretly harbor death wishes over his dick. babies cannot consent
to being circumcised

No. 275034

>>275030
It's not the same logic. It's a feeling of unfairness that yoir bf should be one way but was forced to be another. It's unfair to him but of course you can't help but feel a bit sad as well.

No. 275035

>>275030
>>275033
i love my boyfriend for who he is. in fact i've never talked about this subject with him or made him feel bad about it. but every time euroanons or anti-circumcision activists sperg out about uncut dicks being superior, it makes me feel like i have a gun pointed at me.

>>275034
^exactly this.
i feel like i'm being guilt tripped for not ending up with the proper kind of human male, and that i'm missing out on sex the way it's supposed to be. and because of this i will live out a miserable, shameful life.

it has nothing to do with me making my boyfriend feel bad about his body. he treats me well and we have great sex. it has to do with other people putting me down because of something my partner cannot fix that was done to him when he was a newborn, and the complex/fixation/fetish(?) i've developed as a result.

No. 275036

>>275034
agree here. i don't hate him or anything. i hate the fact that it happened. it fucks with my head sometimes because i think the act and the result is disgusting. i will still have sex with him and enjoy it, but it just is uncomfortable and a shame. almost everyone worries they're missing out and that's normal, but i feel like the weird unease of it all combined with that feeling can make you kind of crazy.

No. 275037

>>275035
anon can we talk on discord? i really want to talk to you about this, like i thought i was super alone.

No. 275040

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>>275037
yes of course we can.
i'll drop my contact info for you sometime in the next 24 hrs once i calm down.

No. 275041

>>275037
samefag but here's a shitty throwaway email if you're interested. just email me so you don't have to drop your discord itt.
a5942751@nwytg.net

No. 275042

>>275034
>of course you can't help but feel a bit sad as well.
Contemplating suicide over never being able to choke on uncut dick is more than just being "a bit sad," but okay then.

No. 275043

>>275042
well maybe people wouldn't feel so weird and bad about it if we were allowed to talk about any of it without being labeled as weird or told we're uncut fetishists when it's a normal thing.

No. 275045

This thread took a fucking weird twist.

No. 275046

>>275037
hey i'm >>275035 and >>275040
send me your discord here: a5942918@nwytg.net

No. 275047


No. 275048

>>275043
Yeah, people are going to call you weird if you talk about offing yourself over it. Like if you can't see how that's a completely unreasonable reaction then idk what to tell you anon. You're doing the most. You can't change the past and you already know what your options are.

No. 275049

>>275048
by people i mean therapists btw. just stop trying to help, it's not helping.

No. 275050

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>>275042
kek this thread is a hoot let me tell ya

No. 275054

virginfag here, holy shit this thread made me scared of circumsised dicks, i'm glad it's not a common practice where i live. i looked through some pics on google and god it's so gross, i feel sorry for your bfs anons. at the same time im really interested in the topic, is it worth creating a new thread for? or we could use this one? sage for ot

im really bad at hiding emotions so it's certain i'd make a disgusted face and make the guy sad over it. hope it never happens to me

No. 275059

>>275054
>i'm glad it's not a common practice where i live.
congratulations, do you want a nobel peace prize?????

and yeah just what we need, another debate about circumcision to make girls with circumcised boyfriend's feel bad.

No. 275061

>>274990
>>274992
>>274997
I deal with medical records at work, and see details of patients when I need to document things. I see alot of 20-somethings come in asking about circumcision surprisingly? Like they regret their parents didn't do it when they were younger. Idk why tho, maybe for looks, or "Cleanliness"? I dated an uncircumcized guy before, and he said he wishes he was circumcized because he has to keep moving the foreskin out of the way/pushing it back to feel good during sex. plus it caused some pretty bad bleeding when it pulled too far back during sex on accident. I'm just trying to understand the other perspective though

No. 275064

>>275061
well the guy you were with is an idiot cause it's actually worse without one.

No. 275065

>>275054
i don't think it is tbh. general consensus on here is that they either don't care or think it's a positive thing, or they just shit it up with haha men deserve it. as if small babies of any kind deserve to go through that.

No. 275066

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>>275061
I think guys here get shit sometimes for being uncircumcised. like circumcised guys make fun of them and say they have dirty dicks regardless of whether or not the guy has good personal hygiene and I’ve seen girls openly say uncircumcised
pic related in this movie there’s a scene where aubrey plaza starts jacking off this guy and she gets freaked out because he’s not circumcised and she didn’t know how to jack him off properly. Turned me off of uncircumcised dick for most of my teen years

No. 275067

I’ve seen girls openly say uncircumcised dicks are disgusting* samefag

No. 275068

>>275065
chill out, moralfag

No. 275069

>>275054
Same. I'm glad it's not common where I live. When I was a virgin I thoughts most dicks were cut because of (american) porn. They all look so dry. There was this video I watched where the girl had to use lube to give the guy a handjob. I thought to myself "wait do I need lube to play with a guy's dick?? That's so weird"

With uncut penises you can play with them all you want. And they get so shiny with precum on the tip.

No. 275071

>>275069
so should i kill myself or dump my bf?
with the constant bragging you keep rubbing in my face i have to do one or the other

No. 275073

>>275071
I seriously hope you're trolling. If you aren't, please don't hurt yourself. Get therapy maybe.

No. 275075

>A thread bitching about Americans turned into a circumcision and general relationship discussion

What a ride

No. 275076

>>275073
im not trolling, im one one the anons from earlier that is deeply affected by this issue to the point where it haunts my mind 24/7 and it makes me sick and unhappy. that’s not trolling, that’s me being dead honest and a cry for help.

look i know if you’re a euroanon so you probably take your wonderland of uncut dicks for granted, and think girls like me are crazy because of that. i wish you would understand that girls and men who aren’t as lucky as you are tortured deeply because they have to miss out on something that is super common and mundane to you. the more you boast the more i die inside and think about doing terrible things, as you sit you and cackle from your high mighty eurocastle.

No. 275077

I wanna judge you crazy american girls dying for some uncut penis but at the same time I 100% understand, I hope I'll never have to deal with a circumcised penis, they're look so dry, weird and sad. The foreskin is seriously half the fun and it makes penises look very cute.

No. 275078

>>275077
you think this is some fucking joke don’t you?

No. 275081

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>>275077
this is how much will i have left to live

No. 275083

Throw this thread in the trash, mods. That's where it belongs after all this spergy, unadulterated thirst over foreskin.

Like, at least put it in /g/

No. 275084

>>275078
>>275081
But why are you so focused on something that you never even had before? If the sex with your bf is good, it's all that really matters.

No. 275085

>>275083
no please keep it here mods, i want to see where this thread takes us.

No. 275086

>>275076
if you're so beat up about it then dump your bf and take a day trip to Canada and find any fucking rando to sleep with and realize it's not that big of a deal, you sperg.

I'm american, moved abroad and got my first uncut dick, it feels exactly the same to be fucked by. all you're missing out on is a cuter more sensitive dick. the men who get their dicks mutilated as infants are the ones suffering if anything, not you.

No. 275087

>>275084
because the more i see snobby anons brag about how great uncut dicks are the more I feel like me and my partners and anyone else under the same circumstances is being robbed of enjoying sex to its full extent. this isn’t something to laugh about, their are men who are severely depressed and suicidal and resentful of their families because of their circumcisions.

also in response to being called a spoiled child for complaining about never experiencing an uncut penis… if there’s anyone who suffers the most from circumcision, it’s men not women. we have the freedom to choose a guy with whatever kind of dick we prefer. but once the men are cut, they are cut. their is nothing they can do about it.
>inb4 “handmaiden”

>>275086
i was literally typing that men suffer the most as you send this. not denying that.
also not sure if and how I should break up with my boyfriend.

No. 275088

>>275076
Do you want some honest to God opinion? I think you should dump him. If it bothers you so much the tendency is you're going to become more bitter and sad as time goes by. You can find another awesome man with a uncut and cute dick. Actually I think you were just hyping your bf because you're in love, I really doubt he's that great or irreplaceable. It might sound shallow but it's the truth, I care about it as much as you. I'd hate to have a circumcised dick inside me.

No. 275089

>>275087
>this isn’t something to laugh about
It is to basically everyone besides you and onision.

No. 275090

>>275089
i don’t watch that turd’s videos so idk what you are referencing

>>275088
i’m gonna do it right now guys, i’m gonna walk in the bedroom right now and tell my bf i want to break up with him, wish me luck!

No. 275091

>>275087
American men made their bed, now they have to lay in it. If every dad started refusing to cut their baby you could have a nation of normal men with pretty dick.

No. 275092

>>275091
This, fuck 'em

No. 275093

>>275091
regardless of who i end up with in the long run i will not get my sons circumcised

maybe i will end up marrying my “dry, ugly” cut dick American bf, but at least my son(s) can have it better than we did

No. 275097

>>275091
you realize they ask the mom right usually first. sure shitty dads do it t
but tons of pressure is placed on the mother

No. 275098

This thread made me never want to date American men.

>Because circumcision started through contact with the American military during the Korean War, South Korea has an unusual history of circumcision." According to a 2002 study, 86.3% of South Korean males aged 14–29 were circumcised. In 2012, it's the case of 75.8% of the same age group.

America managed to fuck South Korean men too. Good luck with that koreaboos kek.

>No official statistics on male circumcision exist; the surgery has never been mandatory for infants and it is rare among adults.

So glad Japanese men are at least normal.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevalence_of_circumcision

No. 275103

>>275090
it's really not worth it but your bf deserves better anyway.

No. 275104

>>275087
>if there’s anyone who suffers the most from circumcision, it’s men not women. we have the freedom to choose a guy with whatever kind of dick we prefer. but once the men are cut, they are cut. their is nothing they can do about it.
Then why make your posts all about you and how you just want to an hero? You know it's not like living a normal and happy life is impossible for circumcised men. What do you think your boyfriend would feel if he saw what you posted in this thread about him, after all the sperging about craving uncut dick?

No. 275105

>>275076
kek you're completely unhinged get a goddamn grip

No. 275106

>>275090
Do it anon, don't let these people shame you. Tell us how it went later.

No. 275108

>>275103
>>275105
he does deserve better, and i agree that i’m crazy. maybe i should should break up with him. he’s too good for me and should be with someone who doesn’t care about circumsion (even though most of the anons on this thread agree that uncut is better and they are sooooo thankful they don’t have to end up with cut American men). and then i can go sperg out about foreskins in a straight jacket in a cell by myself. you’re all right anyways.(calm your autism)

No. 275109

>>275091
>>275092
What the fuck how can you possibly blame a helpless infant for being born to shitty/ignorant parents?

No. 275111

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>>275003

This is so weird. I recently started exchanging pictures with a an American stud and when I saw his circumcised dick, I was shocked at first. I didn't even know that this was a thing in the US. However, I've been longing for circumcised US penis since then… And when I look at my bf's uncut dick, it just looks wrong now, like a sausage with a little hat. Maybe we should exchange boyfriends for a day to get over this?!

No. 275112

>>275108
uncut might me better but wanting to kill yourself because your bf is cut is insane

No. 275113

>>275111
Why are you sexting while you're in a relationship anon? Get it together.

No. 275114

>>275113

I'm in an open relationship and with this guy it's just online, anyway. Basically like watching porn, but it's porn that's just made for you, which makes it way better.

No. 275115

>>275114
>like watching porn
>made for you
whatever makes you sleep at night, cheater. also
>open relationship
what a joke, kek

No. 275117

>>275114
grow up

No. 275122

>>275111
Bad bait

No. 275130

Is it true that American school kids sing the American anthem and raise the US flag every morning before entering their school?

No. 275132

>>275130
Wtf? no

No. 275134

>>275130
Never heard of that.

However, although times could have changed since ten years ago, there were flag students assigned to raise it and take it down everyday. They were usually from JROTC (federal military program they allow in schools).
Also in my high school we were made to stand for the anthem every morning, but nobody had to place hands over their hearts like oldschool.
Although I'm sure today kids aren't even made to stand for it at all.

No. 275135

>>275130
Only went to (elementary/primary) school in the US for a couple of years, but I do remember students raising the flag. If we got there before the school hours officially opened, we’d mill around the entrance where the flagpole was located, and right before we were admitted in, a teacher or other staff member would notify someone to raise the flag. I don’t think this was everyday; just routine enough for my foggy memory to retain it.

And we did the Pledge of Allegiance, which is basically a single verse. But yeah, every morning, students would get up, put their hand on their heart, and recite them.
>tfw everyone gets up for no reason and pull a memorized speech from nowhere
>left wondering if I missed a class even though it’s the first day of school

This was maybe 2003 or 2004-ish in northern Virginia, so 9/11-fueled jingoism was still pretty high.

No. 275136

>>274667
Why is Florida so weird? Is there an explanation for that or is it just a coincidence that Florida specifically is weird like that?

No. 275137

What would you say is the best state to live in America?

No. 275139

>>275136
Relatively cheap place to live, lots of drug addicts, endless numbers of giant roaches and mosquitos = Florida Man

The more serious reason is that it’s very easy to access government records, like case files, so you can read and report shit like “Florida man sticks dick in the blender at local Wendy’s” or something.
>a guy was just arrested for taking a live alligator to a convenience store and chasing people around with it
>tfw live in the same city as this person

No. 275141

>>274871
I think I read somewhere about how US football was called like that because of the size of the ball. Don't know if it's true though.

>>274973
The whole "shitty health reasoning and skewing studies" part reminds me a bit about when that one asshole claimed that vaccines can cause autism.

No. 275146

What are the places where a tourist could go shopping in the US? State or city I mean. I noticed a lot of things are way more expensive in my country than in the US because they're made by American companies and I'll forever be salty that MAC is selling that Aaliyah collection eyeshadow palette for 40 fucking euros over here. I want to visit the US someday and not just visit but also buy some nice things.

>>275023
>then why is there a huge fucking movement against circumcision
Mostly because of the lack of bodily autonomy because baby boys get their dicks cut when they're way too young to make irreversible decisions about themselves. There's also the unnecessary risks that come from useless surgery, like getting your whole dick cut by accident instead of just getting circumcised.

No. 275147

>>275146
*best places

No. 275148

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PEPPERONI IS NOT SALAMI YOU FUCKS

No. 275168

I really dislike how Americans think they're the center of the earth and remain ignorant on world history, culture and politics while also trying to influence countries they don't fucking understand.

No. 275169

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>>275146
Sound like you like fancy stuff. Come to Boston. People here are very affluent so the shopping is nice. There’s Newbury St., Burlington Mall, the mall at the Prudential, or the Wrentham outlet malls.

Maybe another anon has better suggestions though. Im strictly a thrift shopper.

No. 275174

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The imperial system is weird and confusing af, but a petpeeve of mine is when Americans just expect you to understand their measurements when you're on an English speaking but international board. Especially when the rest of the world typically bothers to convert said value to imperial system so that Americans may understand it; "I'm 1,70m tall and I weight 58kg (That's 5'6 inches and 128 lbs btw)"

No. 275175

>>275168
I don't think the issue is Americans are self absorbed, I think everyone else is just too obsessed with America. There are many people who hate America so much and have a hate Boner for anerica but know more about what's going on in America than the average American does.

No. 275180

>>275168
Americans live inside a bubble for sure.

A while ago I talked to someone from the US who insisted that I, as an European, have way less freedom than them. Excuse me, what freedom do I not have that they have? The freedom to choose, do, say, believe, buy, spend, sell, work, live and travel wherever and whatever I want? The freedom of speech? The freedom of press? The right to go to a fucking nude beach? Check, got all those freedoms. And I defenitely had the freedom to enter in a gay marriage 15 years before US citizens could (had I been of legal age).

No. 275181

>>275180
You can't be free if you don't have the freedom to be killed by a lost bullet or a crazed incel.

No. 275183

>>275180
>get arrested and spend years in legal battles over making a "nazi pug" video on YouTube
>freedom of speech

No. 275184

I've spoken with multiple americans who don't realize the seasons are opposite in the southern hemisphere. The ones who do know always sperg about christmas being in summer, it's so weird.

No. 275203

>>274966
That's so weird. I'm from UK. I've only had one partner that was circumcised because his foreskin got too tight when he was young or something. My brother had to get circumcised older for a similar issue lol.

My boyfriend with the circumcised dick was always talking about how it looks vs uncircumcised asking me of it felt different and what I liked better etc. Honestly aesthetically they look differently, didn't notice anything different when it was in me.

No. 275204

>>274989
Why the fuck do you think you'll get more sensation if a guy has foreskin? It's the man losing the sensation not you. Never seen dildos with foreskin lol.

No. 275206

lol @ people who actually care about circumcision. More men should get it. The way you people waffle on like its akin to castration or getting your clit cut off like actual genital mutilation is hilarious.

Back to the ACTUAL topic I have also seen Americans who freak out when they realise we have Christmas in the summer. As an Australian though, Americans are friendly and very easy to get along with.

No. 275207

>>275206
uncut dicks are sexier. cut dicks look dry and have scars.

No. 275209

>>275207
My boyfriend with the cut dick honestly has the best looking dick out of the small collective I've saw personally. He's no scarring, his head is nice and the shaft slightly less wide. We use baby oil a lot so never noticed dryness and I find he's easier to make cum from hand jobs and blow jobs. When he's soft it doesn't look lewd like some other anon wrote. You can just see the head rather than it being covered with foreskin.

I've never heard girls speaking IRL about the sensation they get from foreskin but I've heard many men say they lose sensation.

No. 275210

>>275146
From what a friend of mine has said a lot of people go to Hawaii for their designer brand stores. There is also an area in California called Newport Beach that has a ton of stores and a beautiful mall called Fashion Island, and personally I like going to New York City because there are a lot of stores and the streets are easy to navigate.

No. 275221

>>274935
Hi Turk-anon! It's cool to see a Turk here. What area in Turkey are you? I'm French but my parents are from Turkey. There's a thread in /g/ if you want to take it there >>>/g/90174

No. 275222

>>275130

My memories math this anon's >>275135 also elementary shool although it was a couple (many) years earlier in NY.
Pledge of Allegiance with hand on heart and then either the Star-Spangled Banner or America the Beautiful and maybe some other songs. It was kind of fun, especially because it had no idea what all of those word strung together actually meant.

No. 275223

>>275169
Recommendations on thrift stores in Boston?

No. 275225

>>275221

Istanbul unfortunately, god this place is suffocating me.

No. 275228

weird thing Americans do is tipping

No. 275229

>>275225
It's a beautiful city with a lot of history but I can imagine actually living here isn't so nice. Where would you like to go if you want to move? Another place in Turkey or do you want to leave the country?

No. 275231

>>275223
>>275207
Stay on topic, please stop derailing into uncut dicks and other unrelated things. Thank you.

No. 275232

>>275229

It was a beautiful city now it's a mess of concrete, I miss 90s Istanbul. Still I kinda love it but it's so fucking crowded (near 20m) and traffic stresses me up like hell. If I could I would go to İzmir probably, I'm trying to move abroad but not sure what can I do as a a non-native English teacher, I can't find any work here in government because of some anti-got things I did.

No. 275241

>>275137
Anywhere on the west coast. California, Oregon, Washington.

No. 275243

>>275228
This tbh. I always see posts on Facebook in which waiters/ waitresses throw tantrums because someone didn't leave a big enough tip.
I get that it's because the base salary is so low in the US for these types of jobs, but to me as an European this system is just so odd. If the service is really good I'll gladly leave a tip, but the thought of being forced to leave a certain percentage every time I eat out (or else I might get called out on it) would make me want to not eat out at all.

No. 275253

>>274974
>amerifag "girl"

No. 275258

>>275012
>still thinking that this is an actual girl and not some intactivist RPing
who tf gets suicidal over something as abundant and expendable as cock

No. 275262

>>274642
They were all originally discriminsted because they weren't anglo. Then as time went on they easily assimilated because they could get by and have privileges by identifying as "white", since the original anglo population was miniscule to the rest of various non-white populations in america. It's why you used to have irish KKK members and now as the "white" hispanic population increases they identify as white and many of them are white supremacists.

No. 275267

>>275243
Yup I agree. The whole concept is just mindboggeling to me. How does it get to the point where it's the norm that all employers within an industry just get to be like "Paying our employees a proper wage so they can make a living? hahahahahha nOPE THAT'S THE CUSTOMERS RESPONSIBILITY"

No. 275293

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>>275253
I regret that girlfag never became a thing like gayfag, straightfag, and fagfag did. Sage because ot

No. 275542

>>275267
I agree the employer should be responsible.

Some states there’s a waitstaff minimum wage and other states (like Montana) waitstaff is paid the state or federal minimum wage plus tips.

No. 275551

>>274767
Are you that anon that made the "why are british people ugly" thread a while ago

why the fuck are continentals so petty and bitchy, you all think you're so perfect.

No. 275555

>>275551
nta but it's not that every country/ethnicity doesn't have many uglies, obviously they do, it's just that the English have such an uncommonly high volume of uglies, and the beautiful ones are so rare they usually become mildly famous.

No. 275556

>>275228
I'd rather pay a voluntary tip dependant on service rather than see an increase in restaurant prices if business owners are ever forced to pay a livable wage.

Imo I don't care if waitstaff bitch about pay. It's within their right, very few people think they're paid worth the amount of shit they deal with.
At least with tipping they've got a shot to score some money with someone who can afford to give them a good tip if they perform their job well.
Most schmucks stuck in customer service positions get paid hourly no matter how well they do and they're not allowed to accept money or gifts from customers even if they insist.

No. 275557

>i don't want to argue but you're all so much uglier than us perfect continental princesses

No. 275558

>>275075
honestly I think the mods should be less strict about going off-topic, you get fun rides like this and it doesn't mean there are loads of short threads

No. 275567

>>275174
There's actually a push to make the metric system more mainstream here, a lot of kids are learning it in school and when I went to college it was the only system we used

It took us like 200 years but we finally got it, so better late than never I guess lmao

No. 275641

>>274847
Just apply for a visa.

No. 275643

>>274913
The laws about sharing crimes with the press are different from most states. Police can talk directly to the press on their own.

No. 275645

>>274954
Don't shave what? Their faces? Their crotches? Their backs?

No. 275648

>>275183
>thinks europe is just one huge country
typical american

No. 275652

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>>275648
>identifies themselves as simply a european, not the specific country they're from
>when one country in europe does something good the entire continent tries to take credit for it
>but when one country does something bad suddenly shift gears into damage control "no that wasn't my country stop thinking all of europe is just one place idiot!" mode
Typical europoop. And to think, you also thought I couldn't easily find countless examples of countries all over europe suppressing free speech.

No. 275656

>>275652
>identifies themselves as simply a european, not the specific country they're from
When people from smaller European countries don't want to identify themselves due to the online community in their country being small, they just vaguely say they're "European". Tbh the only time I see people identifying themselves as "European" is when uneducated Amerifags are trying to tell them how things are in Europe and you have to retort.
>when one country in europe does something good the entire continent tries to take credit for it
This never fucking happens ever and most European countries hate each other and hate how Amerifags think Europe = German&French
>but when one country does something bad suddenly shift gears into damage control "no that wasn't my country stop thinking all of europe is just one place idiot!" mode
See response above

t.eurofag

No. 275658

I don't hate America or Americans per se but I would never want to live in there. I'm Finnish so we have semi-free public health care. You get the meds you need for free basically if your med payments exceed 600 euros annually, hospital visits cost 18 euros a day and become free after exceeding 700 euros a year, surgeries are free etc. I'm glad we have this system. If you're diagnosed with cancer your family won't become bankrupt. If you need to be delivered to a hospital in a hurry the ambulance ride won't cost you thousands of euros. And if you're so broke you can't pay even for the deductible, the social services can help you out.

Now the thing I really don't get is that a LOT of Americans seem to think it's okay that you have to pay a ludicrous amount of money just to stay healthy and are absolutely disgusted by the thought of having to "pay for someone else's health care", i.e. pay taxes to keep public health care up. Why is this so? Why would anyone have a problem with helping others to stay alive? I'm not a big fan of taxes myself and believe me we pay them a lot but I'm always willing to help keeping our health care system running.

No. 275660

>>275183
he didn't have to spend years in legal battles. he was ordered to pay a £800 fine. he's choosing to make a big deal over nothing and waste £ in legal fees for the principle of it. you're an idiot.

>>275652
the UK did nothing wrong with that ruling. the UK has never guaranteed unfettered freedom of speech. after ww2, most countries with half a brain developed speech laws to prevent another holocaust, but you're proud of americentric brainletism, lol. those hate speech laws don't generally actually impact people unless they're trying to offend and upset communities anyways. freedom of expression in most countries that aren't fucking retarded don't absolve people from responsibility for their actions and public sentiments.

america can keep its first world socioeconomic mobility that americans still try to shill as being impressive and not humiliating, embarrassing wealth gaps, and medical debt. you have nothing to be proud of. americans are always trying to use some dumb shit like contextually retarded, blind, freedom of speech bullshit that doesn't matter at all to the lives of 99.9% of americans as a reason why it's perfectly fine for them to have abysmal quality of life. it's hilarious.

>>275658
excuse me, anon, i read that you wouldn't want to live in the US, but have you considered that they have freedom of speech, and being able to WAVE A NAZI FLAG OUTSIDE A HEBREW SCHOOL and screech "HEIL HITLER" at children is more important and valuable than being able to receive routine medical care and not be put into literally 900k worth of medical debt should something happen to you???

No. 275661

>>275660
Why the fuck do you delete your posts and then add new responses onto the previous ones every time you reply? Have you never used an image board before retard?

No. 275662

>>275661
because i wanted to edit my post. that's not even strange.

No. 275663

>>275661
Have you read the rules anon? We're encouraged to delete and edit our posts.

No. 275666

>>275660
Calm down dude

No. 275695

>>275652
>>identifies themselves as simply a european, not the specific country they're from

Literally useless because the average American doesn't know anything about the European countries if it's not the UK/Germany/France. Not to mention that someone would become identifiable if they kept saying "I'm from Poland" or some other small country rather than "I'm European" which kinda defeats the purpose of an anonymous imageboard don't you think.


A while ago I told an American "I'm Dutch" Their response? "Oh I don't know where the dutch is." They weren't even able to put two and two together; A Dutch person is a citizen from the Netherlands.

No. 275696

>>275656
Tbh I don't think most European countries hate each other unless the poorer countries perhaps. I think most are mostly disgrunted with the decisions made for them in HQ Brussels.

No. 275697

>>275696
I disagree, everybody hates Germany.

No. 275701

>>275697
Because of the war? I could never look at germans or Germany right again after what they did if I was European

No. 275702

>>275697
That's not true. I'm french and I don't hate germans, even old farts don't hate germans anymore.

No. 275703

>>275658
>a LOT of Americans seem to think it's okay that you have to pay a ludicrous amount of money just to stay healthy
Oh, no. We think this is horrible.
The problem is, we're not granted the choice to seek other options because of healthcare privatization caused by insurance companies and the greedy powers that be.
It's either play the game, or don't have healthcare.
It's not a choice.

>they are absolutely disgusted by the thought of having to "pay for someone else's health care"

This is a sentiment felt by people who 'tow the line' aka working-to-lower-middle-class citizens who make just enough to not qualify for any government assistance while paying the most in taxes adjusted for income earned. They're technically paying more taxes than the top 1%.
My paycheck is absolutely raped by taxes, for instance, but my hourly wage is only just above the poverty line.
People get caught in a toxic way of thinking because they fear that if they're taxed more for social nets that benefit everyone, they risk falling lower in financial status.
Unfortunately this fear is never articulated well and it usually comes across as "Pay for your own fucking welfare, poorfags!"
It's not that their fear is invalid (conservative government loves creating the boogeyman image of liberal social policy), look at all the fear-mongering that happened with Obamacare; the working and middle classes panicked when they saw their premiums increase.

Anyway, I just think it's a complicated social issue with many influencing factors that's way above most peoples' heads. It's way too complicated of an issue for the typical redneck who doesn't understand that healthcare isn't expensive due to illegals and abortions.

No. 275706

>>275701
Yes

>>275702
Then you're an exception.

No. 275707

>>275706
There has got to be something inherently wrong with germans and that country as a whole to go as full retard as they did.

No. 275708

>>275701
Can you look at Japan? China, Rwanda, Turkey, Russia, USA…?
You guys are hypocrites.

No. 275711

>>275706
Are you european? Every single european country has oppressed or conquered it's neighbor, people don't care about old wars, the only problem is when a country refuse to acknowledge a genocide or a war they've caused (like Turkey with Armenia or France with Algeria until not to long ago).

No. 275715

>>275711
I'm German. That's why I know that we're not exactly welcome anywhere in Europe.
There's not a single country who doesn't pull the old Nazi comparisons if we do something they don't like.

No. 275717

>>275697
Nope. My country was occupied by Germany during the war and the only person I’ve ever known who still holds a grudge is my 90-year-old grandmother, who also acknowledges that the current population isn’t responsible for what their grandparents did. Everyone else is either neutral or positive towards Germany. The only country people here routinely shit on is France, but that’s done jokingly.

Honestly, the most anti-German sentiment always seems to come from the US. They (and to a lesser extent the UK) are the ones who keep on making WWII movies, games, books and other media and seem to think all Germans sound like Hitler did in those propaganda speeches. I’ve met Americans who were actually surprised to find out that the kind, soft-spoken guy in our group was from Berlin, because he “didn’t sound German” despite his very obvious German accent, and others who thought it was hilarious to greet the same guy by doing the nazi salute. It’s like the further removed people are from the atrocities of Nazi Germany, the less willing they are to leave it in the past.

No. 275718

>>275708
t. triggered Germanfag. Sorry, I'm not ready to forgive your lolcow country for declaring war with the entire fucking world and murdering over 6 million people for no god damn reason. Other wars maybe had a reason or motivation based in reality but yours was just so ridiculous and retarded you should be shamed forever.

No. 275721

>>275715
As a Niederländer I can guarantee you no one here holds anything of WWII against the Germans because no one's idiotic enough to hold something against a nearly entire German population that wasn't even alive during the WWII.

I'd say if people hate Germans/Germany they hating on your politics and not the people.

No. 275722

>>275717
100% agreed

No. 275724

>>275701
I don't hate Germans, but I do hate Germany because they think nobody else matters in the Union, they make all the decisions and they're the ones who financially fucked up my already poor country beyond repair, and they won't stop until they milk as much money out of us as possible. I do hate the people who excuse that behaviour and think it's a perfectly valid thing to do.

No. 275725

>>275717
>surprised to find out that the kind, soft-spoken guy in our group was from Berlin, because he “didn’t sound German” despite his very obvious German accent
>others who thought it was hilarious to greet the same guy by doing the nazi salute

Are you sure you just weren't meeting autistics?

No. 275726

>>275718
So if you have a real reason or motivation then it's okay?? kek
Trust me, if you're about to get shot, you don't give a fuck about 'why'.

No. 275727

>>275725
>Are you sure you just weren't meeting autistics?

We just call them americans here

No. 275728

>>275701
Are you fucking retarded? Why would you look at Germans and think "Damn you weren't even alive during the WWII bUT I'm still gonna hate on you for what your long dead ancestors did before you were even born!" Do you want the rest of the world to look wrongly at Americans because your ancestors took the country from the natives and have treated them inhumanly?

No. 275729

>>275718
>murdering over 6 million people for no god damn reason
There are plenty of good reasons to kill jews.

No. 275730

>>275658
>are absolutely disgusted by the thought of having to "pay for someone else's health care"

Well damn if I lived in America I wouldn´t want to to pay taxes for health care either. Considering like two thirds of Fastfoodcountry is overweight or obese and I´m not willing to pay for those in need of self inflicted healthcare. Not after watching those 600lbs trainwrecks on tv.

No. 275731

>>275727
t. the anon who wants to throw away german stereotypes while clutching their american ones

No. 275733

>>275730
But I thought most fat people die before they get old? As long as they're not poor, fat people are paying for their own health insurance.
Americans bitching about healthcare are specifically out for the poor, as they're the ones on medicaid.
So blacks, single moms with multiple children, people with substance abuse issues, etc.

No. 275737

>>275703
>amerifag complaining about taxes
Fuck you I pay over 1/3 of my income to taxes here in my country, this is why you people don't have a health care because you cheap fucks think a 15% tax percentage is ridiculous

No. 275738

>>275733
Not before they've had years of intensive and expensive healthcare

No. 275739

>>275728
Not hate them but still look at them and think you people are not the full ticket, are ya? There has got to be something there in the bloodline that aint right. What people fall that hard for propaganda? inb4 AMERICATARDS DO! Fox News! other countries! No not the extent that majority of the population of Germany suddenly genuinely believed that they should massacre and take over the ENTIRE fucking world. Jesus Christ.

No. 275740

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>>275737
I bet your pay is higher than average compared to ours.
Taxation is fine if your wage is higher to compensate. Our wages have stagnated and haven't increased, adjusted for inflation, in literal decades. Yet our productivity has increased significantly.
We're being worked more for less.
If government increased taxes on the lower classes it would devastate people.

No. 275741

>>275739
bad troll

No. 275742

>>275738
>intensive and expensive healthcare
Which they pay for with premiums and bills. Are you sure you know how american healthcare works?

The only time healthcare is comped by tax dollars is via medicaid (poor people) and medicare (retirees, but to be fair they paid into medicare through their paychecks).

No. 275744

>>275740
>Average annual salary in America: ~$50,000
>Average annual salary in my country: ~$45,000
Nope.

No. 275745

>>275744
What country?
>inb4 you can't tell me on anonymous forum

No. 275746

>>275745
It's irrelevant which country I'm talking about. You're still set in the mindset that you can't pay higher taxes because all the poorfags will steal from your pocket. You do realize it's also beneficial for you yourself when you're diagnosed with cancer at 57?

No. 275747

>>275746
>It's irrelevant which country I'm talking about
Lol, I fucking knew it.
You're that anon who's always trying to bring up "your country" in arguments yet you always reply by saying it doesn't matter when people ask you what country.
It's completely relevant, actually.
Your cost of living could be different, just as one fucking example.

There's absolutely no reason to not state the country because you want to lie by omission of facts. Maybe you're just a troll. Who knows.
You have fuck all credibility and haven't read a god damn thing that was posted.

No. 275752

>>275747
>Being this spergy because has no idea how other countries work
>Ignoring the point >>275695 and >>275656 brought up
>The absolute state of Murica
watch that blood pressure amerifag you can't afford to treat it without insurance

No. 275754

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>>275752
I got health insurance through my company.

Have fun trolling.

No. 275756

>>275737
My father finished school and started working in a factory at just 14. Yes, he does earn a lot now, but he also works extremely hard for it. He as to give away 42% of his earnings - that's the same percentage as let's say the boss of a huge company who get's millions has to pay.

And then politicians wonder why people don't like refugees getting free shit…

No. 275758

>>275652
And your point is? The nazi pug thing wouldn't be illegal in my country, so acting like all of Europe is the same doesn't make sense. Sorry that you're triggered because America isn't the only country with freedom lol

No. 275759

>>275739
Do you know anything about the history of Germany at all? At that time they were a poor country, burdened by the WI sanctions (by lack of knowing the proper English word for it) put on them by the other major war players and the remnants of the war. The people were desperate for change and a better life, of course they were inclined to believe someone who finally stood up for Germany and it's citizens who weren't at fault for all the warshit and promised to drag the country out of their slumber and misery.

And no, I'm not German.

No. 275760

>>275742
That's why I said I wouldn't want to pay through a system where the masses pay for eachother if I lived in America, I never implied that's the current healthcare system in America

No. 275761

>>275747

FYI I'm >>275695


>>275746 is someone else

No. 275762

>>275761
Never accused you of being that same anon? She's the one who quoted you.

But imo, no, you don't become "identifiable" based on what country you're from unless you make yourself a frequent pest in country-related threads.

No. 275767

>>275739
How dumb are you? German citizens were terrified of the nazis as well. By your logic every country that has paramilitaries is inherently evil and every one of their citizens. Gee I wonder why unarmed civilians don't attack those intent on being violent for political gain.

No. 275771

>>275711
>Every single european country has oppressed or conquered it's neighbor
no they haven't.

No. 275773

>>275771
So you believe some european country have never provoked a war? You understand that Europe has an history that began waaaaaay before WWI and WWII ?

No. 275777

>>274959
>implying women can be trusted to was their own labia
Tbh, if nothing else gets clean in a shower, the penis will get soaped up. Also, cut guys don't think they need to was it as much. My bf is uncut and always very clean.

>>274962
Uncut American penises aren't especially dirt, but the language people use is reflective of how puritanical we are here.

>>274969
Around 2% of Americans are Jewish. Most circumcisions here are not for religious reasons.

>>274974
The foreskin is really more for the man's enjoyment, tbh. It doesn't feel all that different on my end.

>>274985
I may have accidentally hurt my bf by not realizing you can't pull the skin all the way back. There were no permanent injuries and it has never happened again. I simply didn't know you don't treat it like you would a cut penis.

>>275003
He could look into foreskin regeneration? It's a painful years-long process, though, so it would have to be something he wants.

>>275013
You don't have to leave him for that guy in the UK, but definitely leave him.

>>275076
Hide the thread.

No. 275779

Interesting, but everyone I met denying holocaust and gas chambers was an American. Makes me wanna slap them when they act all superior, when my own grandmother told me all kind of stories about that time, how she heard the shots from the other side of forest, how bunch of people she knew from a young age dissapeared in just a matter of few days. It is easy to deny something when they themselves hadn't grew up next to graveyards, next to people who lost their friends and family members.

And nowdays people don't hold a grudge against Germany for war, but I've seen a lot of people pissed off about the refugees.

No. 275780

>>275658
One thing to keep in mind is that America is large and not ethnically homogeneous. The perception is that poor people are people who choose to be poor and choose to live off of the welfare state. It's not entirely wrong.

>>275746
It's relevant which country you are talking about.

No. 275782

>>275708

Literally everyone hated Turkey.

No. 275791

>>275780
Why would you highlight lack of ethnic homogeneity as a point to poor people being those who choose to be poor and live on welfare? Do you think there's a correlation?
Also, welfare recipients in the US are actually mostly white, even when controlled for population.
https://content.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,156084,00.html

No. 275792

>>275779
They also feel so superior because they saved us from the Nazis. It's fucking annoying when someone tells you that you wouldn't be here without them. Yeah the played a part but they didn't do it all alone.

No. 275795

>>275791
>Why would you highlight lack of ethnic homogeneity as a point to poor people being those who choose to be poor and live on welfare?
It was in response to a Finnish anon asking why Americans are so resistant to paying poor people. I live somewhere fairly liberal and diverse, and this is the sentiment that I hear from people.
Also, your link moves the goalposts. The fact of the matter is that African Americans do indeed disproportionately use welfare services considering how much of the population they are.

No. 275797

>>275795
But what is the connection between "choosing to be poor" and not being white? I was wondering what exactly your point was with that.
Also, disproportionate ≠ majority, anon. Using the lack of complete ethnic homogeneity as a reasoning against welfare is kind of dumb, because it implies you're cool with the majority of welfare recipients (who are white) even if they're just "choosing to be poor", but that 30% of African-American is some sort of weird trigger.

No. 275798

>>275792
Try telling them how much the soviet union helped and how many of them died during WWII and watch them explode.

>REEEEEEE fucking commies!!!

No. 275800

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>>275797
Again, I am answering the Finn's question. This is part of why Americans aren't enthusiastic about helping poor people.

Fixed graph

No. 275803

>>275800
I'm not asking what you were doing (it's clear you were answering a question), I'm just asking about your reasoning. What's the correlation between "choosing to be poor" and not being white? Please explain.

No. 275807

>>275803
People have less empathy for those who have different appearances, religions, cultural customs, and languages. When I do see people hating poor whites, they always paint them as "other." Those weird NASCAR-loving incestuous hicks. The easier it is to think of the recipients as "other," the easier it is not to care about them. Skin color makes it pretty easy for a lot of people.
As for the element of "choosing," I think it's part of the "just give a firm handshake with your bootstraps" mentality, and also people like to believe it won't happen to them. If it's not a choice, that means it could happen to them, too.

No. 275928

>>275798
>Try telling them how much the soviet union helped
Tbf, the Russians took more revenge then they helped. At least some Americans were kind or not unneccessarily cruel (e.g. some old people told me that sometimes they gave children a bit of chocolate. And while parents had to get out of the house and give soldiers their beds, kids were allowed to stay and sleep in the kitchen) meanwhile the Russians raped everything that moved.

No. 275949

>>275136
It actually seems that Florida man antics are actually pretty well known internationally. I was in Greece last month and when I told my tour guide in Delphi that I was American, she instantly started talking about weird shit that happens in Florida and whatnot. Was pretty amusing to say the least.

No. 275950

>>275780
>>275795
But this isn't an issue with "poor people". You don't have to be "poor" to be completely fucked over by having 500k in medical debt. If you get seriously ill with something like cancer, you will probably lose your job for not being able to work and you won't have an insurance. And the insurance will cap at some point anyway. It's something that could as well happen to someone in the middle class or upper middle class, not just those living on welfare. And what if your job's insurance is shit and won't completely cover something like your kid's treatment? Having free public health care isn't just taking your hard-earned money and giving it to Tyrone and Latishaquena cranking out kids while doing crack, it's there to cover the average person's ass in case of an emergency.

I swear America is the only country in the first world where I see people being completely financially destroyed by debt caused by health problems and you guys are defending it. This thread has definitely taught me a lot about the American way of thinking.

No. 275985

>>275950
Healthcare, specifically? Most people I've talked to IRL don't like the current situation. However, a lot of people worry that changes to the current system will be worse for them personally. A lot of people with good jobs get healthcare through an employer and don't want to lose that. There are also a lot of Baby Boomers that just want to get theirs and fuck everyone else. The way things are currently, if you don't get insurance through your employer, being middle class is the "worst" because you don't qualify for free/reduced-cost healthcare and buying your own is very expensive. With ACA, people were told if they like their plans, they could keep them. This wasn't true, and better never means better for everyone.
Obviously, the healthcare lobby is ridiculous and needs to be shut down, but they own our politicians. With a single-payer option, we could solve multiple problems. Nobody would be deprived of non-emergency care due to poverty, and nobody would have to be driven into poverty due to healthcare costs. This would also drive the costs of services down to something more similar to what other developed countries have. This would make healthcare cheaper for people who don't want to use the public option, too, because there would be competition.

No. 276004

>>275989
>honestly, anon, as an amerifag, you're just bad representation for americans. you're spouting bullshit about the ACA, you're praising employer health insurance as if it isn't typically shit and as if you're immune from benefit caps, lifetime limits, high deductibles, and limited options offered by employers, etc, and to top it all off, you still pay for it. why are you acting like it's not a shit sandwich?
>> With ACA, people were told if they like their plans, they could keep them. This wasn't true, and better never means better for everyone.
>it was literally designed to be better for everyone and it literally is. yes, it was said that people could keep their plans, but with a necessary condition: that the plans were not predatory or horrifically shit and offered no coverage. the people crying about their plans being cancelled are bitching about having consumer protections. they're idiots. they're crying because they couldn't get swindled anymore under the guise of being covered. i guess much like you are now, what with your blind praise for employer insurance (which you still pay for, which is still capped, which still has a lifetime limit, etc).
Nice strawman; it's clear you don't understand the complexities of the insurance marketplace in the US.
The ACA was pretty much written by/for insurance companies. It's not literally better for everyone.
I wouldn't say I gave blind praise to employer insurance, but quit acting like there aren't people with good insurance through their employers. Plenty of people would rather have that than roll the dice with whatever shitty idea the lobbyists design next.
It's not that the plans people had were outlawed by the ACA, it's that they were all canceled once the ACA came out. Lots of places only have one or two companies offering marketplace plans. What we had before was pretty bad, but that doesn't mean the ACA wasn't a shitshow.

No. 276048

>>275136
I've heard it's not necessarily that people are crazier over there, it's just that weird stuff gets reported on more often due to police reports being more publicly available than other states.

No. 276060

>>275950
America is the shithole of the first world, filled with people calling Africa a shithole country.

No. 276102

>>275985
>>276004
When I worked at a job that didn't provide insurance, I had to buy my own after the ACA and it was $200 a month. Then over the years it kept climbing until it was over $300 and I couldn't afford it anymore.

No. 276188

>>276102
I had something similar happen to me, except I still pay the over $300/month for a $4,000 deductible plan. I had to change plans every single year because they don't offer the same plans year to year. Until I hit my deductible, I'll be paying from my HSA until that's depleted because I've hit the maximum annual contribution. I make less than $30k and don't qualify for any subsidies.

No. 276191

>>276188
That’s so fucked up.

No. 276193

>>276060
>>276192
Obsessed.

No. 276194

>>276060
I always thought America was like a third world country pretending to be first world country. Shithole status was confirmed when I saw there violence was up there with the likes of Afghanistan, Iran and some African countries.

No. 276199

>>276194
Not saying America is great but I really wouldn’t compare it to Afghanistan. America never had a crazy fratction of religious zealots ruling the country imposing extreme misogyny and total destruction. As horrible as fundies and past leaders are and were, they don’t hold a candle to the batshitness of the taliban.

No. 276211

>>276194
thats just ridiculous, i could argue the same for england for LITERALLY HAVING A BEHEADING IN THEIR STREETS with no cops stopping them that one time, since i cant remember anytime in the US where a beheading occured in the fucking streets with people watching. but i wont because i realize it was a one off tragedy.
also america has a bigger population than these countries, its actually more surprising that more violent crime doesnt happen what with legalized gun ownership.

No. 276213

>>276199
Al Qaeda was created and funded by the US government to protect Afghanistan from the USSR at the end of the Cold War.

how brainwashed Americans are is probably the funniest thing to me. in a sad way.

No. 276215

>>276213
that's… not what anon was saying at all. learn to fucking read.

No. 276224

>>276213
What? I never denied that America had a hand in creating the Taliban/Al Queda, you fucking dumbass. I just stated that America was never under a rule as oppressive as the Taliban.

If you’re gonna act like you’re better than Americans online, at least have the reading comprehension to back it up first.

No. 276364

>>276060
Pretty much sums it up

No. 276388

>>276213
You are so fucking retarded it hurts

No. 276427

>>276224
I never said you did. I didn't mean to make it seem that way. I just thought of it when you mentioned Afghanistan and wanted to say that. The level of brainwashing and propaganda in the US is terrifying and upsets me a lot. That's all I was trying to get at. I don't think I'm better than anyone, I'm American too. It's not their fault for believing the propaganda, it's so well ingrained in our minds from a young age that it's hard to see through it. That's why it's so scary to me.

No. 276733

>>276427
>I never said you did. I didn't mean to make it seem that way.
It sounded like that's what you were saying to that anon, tbh.

No. 276737

How come American tourists are always so shitty?

It’s like you round up some of your dumbest, pipe food in until they are reduced to a short waddle, and then send them out to our beaches and parks to bitch and moan about there being no escalator or snacks at the waterfall.
Plus I’ve never had a polite American customer. Always clicking and complaining that their meal was inedible and they want it comped when they ate the whole thing.

I know there are heaps of Americans who aren’t like that, but why don’t those ones come to Australia?

No. 276747

>>276737
Are they mostly baby boomers?

No. 276754

>>276747
Oh shit you’re onto something here.

No. 276763

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>>276759
>Amerifags can say what they want, statistically both financially and violence/crime wise its a 3rd world country shithole. No matter how much you sperg about x y z you're a cesspool thats occasionally good for entertainment purposes. I love how anons talk about how everyone's in agreement that the health care sucks but when the fuck will it change? You can'f even vote right, Talk shit about germans for WWII (even tho do it was the Axis powers too involved so it wasn't even just Germans who fell for propaganda Italy&Japan too) But americans are literally brainwashed by the shit and dooms their whole entire country out of selfish anxiety yet won't stop complaining about their situation while also jumping to defend themselves when people complain about the absolute state of the place.

>>Nazi pug / Beheading

>Honestly small price to pay compared to the average innocent person killed by police due to excessive force or use of firearms for example lol. Catch americans talking about 'justified' killings simply because its an officer/matter of law.
>We get it to the average american that is just your reality or you simply deny it as fake newz TM, but for an actual developed 1st world country its statistics we have worked to minimize and try to null as a whole, we don't accept that kinda shit as just a reality and you can't expect us not to look at the country in horror and disgust

toplel
>elected leader flooded entire continent with young men from violent cultures
>populace by and large complicit with this
>talking shit

No. 276809

All of this “American tourist” business can be settled like this: folks with money.
Us nice, poor people can’t afford to leave the states.

No. 276815

>>276763
>Assuming all of Europe has the immigration laws

Topkek.

No. 276820

>>276815
>>Assuming all of Europe has the immigration laws

>Topkek.


Laws aren't exactly being followed. When Germany promised to take in every Syrian refugee, that kicked off a giant wave into Europe. They are still coming by the boatload even though Germany is demanding that other countries also take some now.

No. 276823

>>276809
Yeah, I work in the travel industry and people who can afford to travel frequently are often very ignorant and entitled. Which is surprising because you'd think some of that money would buy these people some culture and manners. Guess not.
Frankly, if rich people treat customer service workers like shit and think they're in the right, I'm not surprised that they treat people where ever else they visit like petty commoners.

No. 276943

>>275703
Your post gave my brain a massage

No. 276955

>>276823
It makes sense though. Rich people are usually (although not always) entitled assholes.

No. 277626

Let's talk about beating children! I recently saw some debate about how common whopping or beating your children is in certain parts of the states. And how the US is the only country in the world not having ratified the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child.

Were you beat as a child? Are there any demographics for which this is especially common?

No. 277676

I think what's been the most annoying is how the sjw's have adopted some weird us-centric puritanism and pervaded fandom with it to police how people partake in it when the issues they seemingly become apoplectic about are non-existent in fandom communities that aren't dominated by american fans.

No. 277678

>>277626
Yes, not "beat" but spanked when I misbehaved. I'm from the Balkans, so not American either.
I live in Northern Europe now and I often see mothers straight up ignoring their kids when they misbehave, my ex's mother didn't give a shit that her son was 25 and hadn't finished high school because she didn't care "as long as he's happy". He wasn't.

I don't even know how you're supposed to discipline your children in countries like this, they scream on the train all the time and disturb other passengers yet the women just ignore their cries and pretend they're not there, or let them run around. Raise your voice even a little bit and you're suddenly "abusive" towards the kid. If my mother heard me raising hell in public transport she would've set me straight in a second.

No. 277682

>>277678
I think there's a difference between sternly explaining why something is rude to your kid and physically assaulting them (even spanking). I could be misreading, but do you believe that we should be hitting kids?

I do agree parents shouldn't outright ignore and coddle their children, that's just the other extreme. Parents should teach children empathy as early as possible and be able to explain to them why doing certain things (running around wildly, touching strangers, stealing, etc.) is wrong. And this extends into teenage years, they should have conversations with their kids and give stricter guidance when necessary (like about schoolwork, explain that it's necessary for a more comfortable future).

But I could be biased because I was raised that way and I'm glad to not associate being assaulted with my mother. I've also not turned into a slacker, criminal, drug user, or anything, so stereotyping any kid who wasn't beaten to be a sloppy failure seems ridiculous to me. Sorry for OT sperg but it doesn't have to be one extreme or the other, in fact it probably shouldn't be either.

No. 277686

>>277682
I'm not saying it has to be, I'm saying these people take it to the opposite extreme and it's a pretty common sight since I ride the train every day and a lot of mothers use it to commute to the centre. However, I also think explaining something to a misbehaving child is sometimes impossible, because when they're throwing tantrums they usually don't listen and are just pushing boundaries. Sometimes there have to be consequences more severe than being talked at for a few minutes, not necessarily physical, but consequences nevertheless. But some of these people believe that disciplining your child in public in any way is abusive, so they let them screech, throw tantrums, run around restaurants and bother other customers, and just act obnoxious in general. And I've noticed that younger people from the UK, Northern Europe and the Commonwealth in general tend to think like this which is just silly. Sure some kids are nice and can be reasoned with, but some can't.

No. 277712

>>277626
Yeah I see this from African Americans a lot. They seem to find no problem with abusing the fuck out of their children and weirdly seem to take pride in it like "nawww now if he had a black mother! He woulda got his ass whooped laugh cry emoji" and essentially making fun of white Americans because their parents don't beat them up. It's really strange mindset. There's heaps of videos I've watched too of black mothers videoing themselves humiliating/assaulting their children and putting it up on the internet and "black twitter" finds it hilarious.

No. 277732

>>277626
I was not beaten as a child.
>>277712
Went to majority-minority school. Can confirm.
>my momma gonna whoop me if she find out
>my momma be be like boy you want a whoopin'
It's not entirely attributed to the black population, though. Conservative Christian families do it sometimes, or just generally shitty parents do it. My bf's mom did it, and she was a shitty parent, tbh.

No. 279835

>>275733
Single moms with multiple children are retards no matter what color they are. Fight me.



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