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No. 561095

Post about yourself as if you were your own personal lolcow. This thread can be used in the personal lolcow format, i.e. a greentext summary of your milkiest behaviour / what would warrant a thread, or simple one-offs that you're ashamed of. There's nothing wrong with self-awareness, farmers. Moo.

No. 561098

the OP image is perfect haha

No. 561102

I'm an assburger with deep childhood trauma and I have so many milky memories that whenever I remember I cringe very hard. If it wasn't for the fact that I'm paranoid and have no social media I would legit be a cow. Hopefully I can contribute with one tale or two lol

No. 561104

I basically met one of my current online friends via stalking all their social media and then entering their life forcefully
Not Yuno Gasai levels of stalking, but it was creepy for sure looking back on it
Plot twist: they have a mildly successful youtube channel

No. 561106

I see this bitch in the mirror constantly and I needed a thread where I could post her:

>Lost her virginity at 17 to a 40 year old unemployed domestic abuser who was released on remand

>Smell of cigarettes enters the room hours before she does
>Doesn't know how to ask men to use a condom, has never had protected sex, has a pregnancy scare every time
>Skinwalks several cows
>Stole a bike with the aforementioned man and sold it to buy drugs
>Drank ethanol from the chemistry lab at her old high school while on xanax
>Messy alcoholic, ended up in A&E last time she drank due to mixing pressed street xanax with vodka and now cannot drink more than a can of Monster without going off the rails
>Used to drink during school hours, put liquor in her morning coffee and drank vodka throughout the day
>Had sex with a random older man she met on the street within an hour on a public beach during lockdown
>Covered in terrible tumblr-esque stick and pokes and self-inflicted burns, both including her face
>Spent time in a psychiatric hospital after ODing and immediately calling an ambulance because I-I DON'T WANT TO DIE
>Vents about having a complicated sexuality and M-MUH UNRESOLVED TRAUMA when she's literally just a pickme whore
>Unironically WKs cows who act like her and spergs in ban appeal when redtexted
>Laughs at anons with bpd
>Diagnosed with bpd
>Claims to be aware of her behavior but continues to romanticize how much of a trainwreck her life is, copes by telling others she's an outsider and a tortured artist but without the art

I predict a milky future for this cow.

No. 561110

top fucking kek anon, you're a legend

No. 561114


Old milk
>lost virginity at 15 to an emotionally abusive drug addict
>they broke up after about a year, she's was so embarrassed about the whole thing so she claimed to be a 'born again virgin' and just tells everyone she never had sex
>begins dating long time friend of hers, G, telling him too that she's a virgin, and proceeds to take his virginity.
>they break up. Try to remain friends but petty drama ensues.
>eventually tell him the truth about 6 months after the fact and it ruins they're friendship beyond repair. She blames him for it, telling him he's shutting for care if she was a virgin or not
>tries to get with his best friend, S, afterwards, almost getting him to almost take her to prom before Going puts his foot down and makes S stop being friends with her
>to get back at S for cancelling their prom date last minute leaving her without a date and a ride there, she decided to blackmail him for $5 that he owed her. Having go threw all of their past messages and screenshotting everything that would effectively ruin his friendship with G.
>kept said screen shots in her email for a year 'just in case'

Newest milk
>claimed to be a lesbian for approx. 3 years, during which she went full dyke. Cutting her hair off, stopped shaving, and wearing men's clothing
>gets new job, suddenly lusting after mediocre looking, man child incel, named J
>changes whole look to attract him, starts shaving and wearing makeup again
>gets invited to another co-workers Halloween party about a month after starting job. Attends, gets sloppy drunk and makes out with J on the bathroom floor, after he threw up ofc
>also at said party, threw up on the hosts carpet and porch
>starts seeing J after party. Takes his virginity about 2 weeks in
>J cheats on her and eventually leaves her for a stereotypical e girl. She pretends to be okay about the whole thing while frequently making petty, passive aggressive comments about him at work, both to him and to all their now mutual friends
>J is out right dickish to her, coworkers frequently take her side.
>After an he yelled at her for asking him to do his job at work she began having a hostile attitude towards him.
>he threatens to quit because of it, leading to Her to have major sperg out at work, yelling at him, essentially telling him he's a bitch if he quits over her and that if he was nice to her she would be nice to him
>neither get fired, for who knows why but continue to have very loud and public issues with one another
>they begin acting civilly again. She decides to message him telling him that she still has feeling for him and that he really did hurt her. Does this repeatedly until he has to block her online.
>she now sports a more e girlish aesthetic, she claims it's because she's always liked it but shes probably skin walking J's (now ex) gf

>reconnected with S, becomes fwb with him.
>constantly upset bc he will goes days without talking to her and with repeatedly flake on her. She frequently does the same towards him as well
>crying constantly bc 'nobody cares about her'
>starts self harming again
>blocked her parents on social media bc her mom wouldn't come over and watch a movie with her
>got an std from S bc despite knowing he is having sex with multiple people she can't be fucked to use protection.
>still friends with him
>constantly unadding him on social media to see if he notices. He does so she stays friends with him
>probably going to wind up having sex with him again

I do plan on going to therapy and seeking help once everything opens back up. I realize most of my behavior is fucked up

No. 561116

You're all wild as hell but your small saving grace is a surprising amount of self awareness tbh.

No. 561125

Kek, thanks anon. When I think of what makes a prolific cow, it's usually people being incredibly frustrated at a cow's utter lack of self-awareness. You either have it or you don't and Shayna can dress up as a cow ~for the memes~ as much as she wants but she just doesn't get it. It's about thinking your behavior is in the right whereas we're very aware that we're in the wrong. I won't lie, I've been posted here maybe once or twice but ultimately deemed not milky which was very funny to me because I'm incredibly milky but you can be as milky as you want but still catch on as a proper cow. It's something about the way you speak about your behavior truly annoying other people and it's really interesting having this perspective sometimes as I can almost see things from every perspective sometimes. Anyway, moo.

No. 561128

I tried typing something but it got too all-over-the-place. Seriously lolcow, where does one even begin…

No. 561130

You can be aware that you're in the wrong but cover it up or defend yourself in a fake it till you make it way (to make naive people think you're right).
Or you can be aware that you're wrong in objective sense but right by your own standards (tho I think this goes a bit in cluster b territory).

No. 561132

If i'm making a long/"important" post, i quickly open up shrib.com which immediately makes a link to an auto-saving personal notepad for me to type it out and look at it. Maybe you could use that.
That's exactly it. It's the difference between a conman-type cow who relies on people not knowing any better and someone putting their hands up and admitting their faults in a take-it-or-leave-it manner. Neither are healthy, let's not kid ourselves, but you're very right

No. 561201

a self loathing thread? hell yeah

>former tumblr hybristo/dollanganger calf

>started posting on imageboards underage
>led (and continued to lead) men on for expensive gifts and money
>secretly kept a man in his late twenties in her room for a week, had violent sex with him and got into ddlg (all while very underage)
>always under the influence of weed
>dated a drug dealer and spent half a year blitzed out of her mind on painkillers, whippets, coke and alcohol
>left a nice guy, fucked someone he knew + 2 incels from /r9k/ in the span of a few months (all unprotected)
>went back to nice guy, hasn't told him a thing
>has cheated on every "partner" at least once
>drops people once they're not useful or she gets bored
>has manipulated men until they proposed then ghosted them; has a collection of engagement rings
>shopping problem, spends exorbitant amounts of money on expensive clothes
>been on prescription benzos for over a decade, probably has brain danage
>hasn't maintained a friendship in years
>has a death fetish–read about a cow here getting off to radiation poisoning, ended up finding it hot too

i've known i could be a cow since i started posting here, i suck

No. 561204

Kek anon, nice fic. My favourite part was the idea that someone would propose to you

No. 561209

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>has a death fetish–read about a cow here getting off to radiation poisoning, ended up finding it hot too
I have my own fair share of trash fetishes but what the fuck lmao. Good summary, I respect your honesty and self-awareness.

No. 561310

Former tumblrina, BPDfag, used to use hurting myself to upset people around me, would start arguments with boyfriends just to prove that I could win them over again, once took too much coke and tweeted that I was going to kill myself lol, toxically jealous of other women. I was a horrendous person a few years ago and I'm glad I've taken time to work on myself and stop wallowing in mental illness and self-pity and became a more stable less toxic person. But I'm so embarrassed of my past behaviour kek.

No. 561317

This bitch is a friend of a friend and I wish she had an active social media, that would be hilarious

>Dropped out of college twice

>Shoplifted and bragged about it
>Abused drugs and bragged about it
>Stalked ex and coerced him to date again only to break up with him months later
>On/off sex relationship with other ex
>Blocked that ex and start to fuck two men at once in secret
>These men are friends who don't discuss personal life with each other
>Sometimes she fucked them both in one day
>People around her try to avoid her because she is very obnoxious and self-centered
>Didn't have a job for two years
>Doesn't tell anyone where she gets money
>People think she has a job because she says so
>Actually still lives with parents and they give her money
>Has a diagnosis but doesn't medicate
>Lately is constantly drunk and calling her friends to talk about herself
>Is closer to 30s than you may think

No. 561318

Shit, I thought we present ourselves as somebody else, so I wrote "a friend of a friend", but nobody here does it, so okay, It's me actually

No. 561319

For the sake of curiosity, how did you do it, anon? Even mildly successful people receive a lot of attention in social media, at least in my experience.

No. 561330

Perfect timing, I was just hating myself

>Talks either too much or too little, doesn't know proper conversation etiquette, often interrupts people by accident

>Only female friends she's had in real life called her annoying and actively avoided her
>Talks about the same few topics over and over again, doesn't care about anything else
>Socializes only with boyfriend and two remaining friends, spent most of her life alone in her room
>Never dresses appropriately for the situation, always looks retarded but everyone feels too bad to say it to her face
>Has played the same videogame since she was 13, can't stop talking about it even though clearly nobody cares
>Obsessed with self-improvement, has been trying to "blossom" into a normal human being since she was 10
>Spoiler: she's in her mid-twenties, it still hasn't happened
>Doesn't communicate with people and then wonders why nobody likes her
>Probably lurks here

No. 561334

I would probably have my own thread in /snow/ (that I would lurk daily and derail to try to get it locked) if I wasn't so paranoid about social media and people finding me irl.

No. 561336

>I’m in this and I don’t like it

No. 561344

Wow, except for the fact that you have two friends besides the boyfriend, I could have written this

No. 561348

>Awkward geeky black girl
>No social skills whatsoever so she spends all her time online
>Spends all her time when she should be doing shit in the world talking to fucking robots from /r9k/
>Eventually marries a 4channer who groomed her when she was 15 and he was 20
>Guy is okay at first but gradually becomes a 8chan racist white warrior bullshit
>This lolcow can't deal with shit so she starts using heroin (dumbest fucking decision ever, please never try it)
>Goes to rehab twice and ends up never graduating college because addiction and a range of mental issues
>Narcisstic mother who makes her life worse
>Runs away multiple state to get away from her family and crazy Ex.

No. 561356

Please…. anon say sike. Take care of yourself.

No. 561367

I think you're less of a cow and more a of a.. victim? You don't sound cowish to me anon, just deeply troubled and in a rough situation. I hope you can recover and get on track. ❤

No. 561374


Thank you for your kind words anons. As soon as I get more stable, I'm heading straight to therapy. My mental state is horrible right now, I hardly leave my apartment and I get panic attacks when I go to the store.

No. 561375

Jesus christ anon, I'm so sorry…

No. 561436

ive been waiting for this
>was hated in the naruto tumblr community for owning a troll blog and harassing people who shipped my notp
>hated in my city for starting arguments on retarded political facebook posts for fun
>in a bunch of niche online communities
>had tumblr sjw phase and a /pol/ phase
>listens to brokencyde unironically
a lot of the things i see on here arent as bad as some of my worst moments but for some reason im ok with being this way

No. 561437

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>Part of the sad broken bbydoll Tumblr/IG community since before Nicole Dollanganger's prime
>Ironically enough, is blocked by Nicole for having directed Tumblr users to her thread years ago
>Mutuals with ND's orbiters
>Romanticized the shit out of her childhood abuse and poverty for years in due in part of being in the trauma blogs community – often overlaps with the sad bbydoll pale uwu cemeteries and emaciated girls side of Tumblr
>Was terrified of being posted when an anon wanted to make a trauma blogs general thread a while back
>Has kept up a tag for her creep ex that did a number on her years ago
>>>Was a classic BPDfag over him back in the day, still can be from time to time
>Relates too much to semi-cowish authors of traumaporn books such as My Dark Vanessa and Wasted
>Vents too often about ED, really should keep that shit on MPA or EDC
>Dropped out of college after only a year – would go back if she could do math to save her life and wasn't too proud to ask for a tutor
>Used to want to be a lawyer or at least a paralegal, now directionless and working the same retail job since she was 16
>Can not maintain friendships to save her life, most friends are really just close with her girlfriend and tolerate her
>Was much more likable before her granddad died a few months back, has now become a depressed shut-in who barely talks to her roommate/coworker or girlfriend
>Incredibly awkward when talking to people now, brain working faster than mouth and spitting out the wrong words
>Should really find another therapist after her previous one quit practicing ~1 month after her dad passed and only told her so with one more session left – was doing a lot better back then
>Probably should try meds, terrified to because her main problem is BPD and that apparently can't be medicated
>Been using this site for years, proud of having been the vendetta anon to post Erin despite having secretly having a popular agere blog
>Moved in March, too depressed to really unpack or put things away
>Still dresses kinda goth/emo despite turning 22 in a couple weeks

No. 561443

all I’m seeing in this thread is straight girls are most likely to be a dumpster trash fire and fuck pedos from the internet for self validation, love yourself jesus christ

No. 561444

>listens to brokencyde unironically
Worst offense itt.
Anon why

No. 561445

i like it

No. 561452

kek anon, this made me laugh out loud

Honestly guys being a cow is not that fun, hopelessly insecure cowtippers message you on your SM for even the most minor offenses telling you to kill yourself/get raped. Who cares if it's on an imageboard but it sucks getting it over SM.

No. 561502

I gotta know which Naruto ship was so heinous that you went out of your way to troll people who shipped it (no judgement cause I'd probably do the same thing back in the day kek)

No. 561506

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welcome to my trainweck of a life pls no bully
>dealing with an abusive, narcissistic mother through her entire childhood puts her in a defensive mood 24/7
>never ever talks with people and always ghosts their messages, will freak out if someone does the same to her
>thinks she's worthy of ignoring people but if they ignore her then they're a bunch of cunts
>is actually quite good at holding a conversation but talks too much garbage which weirds people out so she sticks to shutting the fuck up
>very fucking secretive with everything in her life
>might have a little victim complex (thanks mom)
>also might have a superiority complex (again, thanks mom)
>used to call herself god, godlike, boost her ego around and say how she's better than everyone
>someone once called her out on this and told her she's a piece of shit and no einstein 2.0
>proceeded to have a breakdown
>tfw insecure as fuck and refuses to say stuff like that anymore but still has a big ego
>hanging around in toxic places during her teen years made her identify as a fakeboi for 3-4 years
>will never confess it but it was one of the best times of her life
>really fucked up ideas and fetishes
>had a boyfriend who used to cut his name into her thighs and put cigarettes out on them
>she let him because she used to romanticize abuse and think it's uwu so cute uwu
>has also a lot of old self harm scars all over her body all thanks to running a traumacore account when she was around 15-17
>would actively cut herself open for some aesthetic pictures
>never forgot to tag those pictures with #broken #traumacore #depression #lanadelrey #follow4follow
>is very ashamed of her scars now
>used to think she has bpd and also had a "fp"
>would obsess over him and fight with his nasty friends
>this one friend of his was into incest and would constantly ask him to roleplay incest with her, insist to be his "sister"
>tfw she has bad childhood memories related to incest
>ended up fighting with her when she found out about her kink and made that incest bitch cry
>"fp" ended up leaving her because of the drama she caused
>got a girlfriend
>gf cheated on her
>smoked weed once and acted like she did heroin
>acts like she's all tough but she's just all bark no bite
>cannot even argue with anyone because it reminds her of her childhood
>hypocritical as fuck
>will bash on people for doing (X) thing but she will also do the same
>hateboner for all the people who have wronged her
>will constantly stalk them and check on their blogs for whatever reason she doesn't even know
>extremely creepy and stalkerish when she finds the perfect person to obsess over
>once stalked this one tumblr mutual for half a year, saved all their blog links on web.archive, kept an entire folder dedicated to things she found about them, saved all their selfies, even had a file with all their social media and other accounts, managed to find out where they work and where they exactly live
>hasn't ever talked to the said mutual and the obsession is now gone so she ended up deleting everything
>feels no shame or regret over that
>feels no shame or regret over anything she does
>insists that she's no weeb but she is
>used to bash on fujos during her fakeboi phase but is now one herself
>will immediately assume that someone is copying her/the way she talks or types all thanks to this one bitch who copied her entire personality once
>is now paranoid as fuck
>insists that she hates people who fake an ED and complain about being fat while not working on their weight but she's the complete same
>but for some reason thinks she's different than them
>tfw isn't even fat but is your good old ana-chan (thanks mom)
>now she barely has any social media, doesn't talk to anyone, has zero online or IRL friends, just spends the majority of her time reading yaoi and going on imageboards to bask in the great feeling of anonymity

No. 561518

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I'm so glad to have grown up on forums, habbo hotel and shitty imageboards instead of social media, like you wouldn't believe.

>ditched all her friends and their friend's friends in middleschool after some of them went through her bag without permission and read her edgy notebook/ventbook, is DEEPLY AFFECTED by it
>spent more of her last two years in senior high school skipping school than attending it
>only to take the same 5-something busrides and listen to music everytime she skipped
>prude, can't be sexual without feeling like shit because her mother had a meltdown at her once for watching porn as a kid and exposed that to the whole family
>catfished every online contact when being asked for pictures, had an internet bf who ended up being a catfishing girl too
>had another online bf who grows up to be a milder racist edgelord with an incel mindset, dumped her and made fun of her & racist jokes on her cost after she confessed to catfishing "to scare her away", still clinged to him and revived contact with him again and again for 7 years
>~traumatic csa twama~ that's isn't actually rape or abuse, but doctors and nurses mishandeling her when she needed to have her pee medically removed because dumbass 6yo her thought it was a good idea to hold it in as long as possible several times over the span of a week for some reason - which is now all a funny joke to her family "how it took 5 people to hold her down" and probably just a giant joke in general
>only close encounters irl with men post-childhood ended in her kicking them in the balls and apologizing for days after it, her getting hugged out of nowhere and autistically freezing up & tearing up or her yelling that she likes pussy (literally) to persistent flirting strangers
>spent most of her life denying she's a lesbian
>only ever had any remotely intimate experiences with women and enjoyed it, is indifferent to male bodies and was never able to imagine herself as a man's wife without cringing, self-inserts into men with great gfs and more
>wannarexic throughout her teens, and - surprise, surprise - ends up with actual anorexic tendencies, hate for eating and an even worse feeling for her body than before
>made an ana websites with ~OC content~ and reviews of shitty recipes, tips and mono diets, then fully deleted it when it became too popular because she couldn't handle to get in contact with more than 2 people
>made a pathetic suicide attempt at 15, stole a pack of regular sleeping pills from her best friend's mom, grinded them with the end of an umbrella and put them into her bologna, immediately puked it out afterwards and secretly visited a doctor during her schooltime because she was scared shitless she caused longtime damage to her intestines after a night of heavy googling
>became vegetarian for 2 years in hopes it gains her the right to prepare her own food again, ends up getting fed by mommy anyway and gaining 30 pounds
>used to be an EpIc hAxXoR because she was so butthurt and petty about paypal making shit decisions with her account and keeping her money, that she kept making fake accounts and used real ones to bring those fake accs into heavy negative balances on Paypal's cost
>shaved her whole head because she got fed up with her real hair and wore badly maintained lace wigs and normal wigs for about a year

>talks to her cats 24/7 and barely any actual humans
>hugs her dress form when in need of physical affection
>owns dolls, "jokingly" calls them her children but talks to them when alone and gets anxious when someone else wants to hold and handle them
>25yo virgin, still to chicken to get close to anyone
>still gets nervous breakdowns over eating one tiny thing too much and over feeling full, despite realising, after it passed, how stupid that is
>took a whole day to make a track out of a recording of her mother screaming at her "to cope", ends up deleting it anyway out of shame
>stalks her old friends and manages to find some of them despite them deleting and changing their handles 2-3 times, yet still too chicken to get in contact again
>doesn't get a therapist because she's afraid to get forced into medication that makes her fat or makes her dependent on it, afraid of ending up with bad therapists and afraid of having to invite her mother into it
>constantly shits on tumblr, twitter and facebook users on imageboards
>visits all 3 websites occasionally herself
>hardcore ~experimental~ j-fashion weeb, even wears it to sleep and is probably too autistic to admit she looks like an overgrown clown in it
>watches rotting food videos to calm down
>can't go a day without whining about how much she wants to move out and away from her controlling family, is still too poor for it, only recently got a barely above minimum wage job and probably has debt entries that will hinder her from getting a flat anyway
>only leaves her room for work or when she feels fat
>makes horrid 2deep4u music and drawings

To be fair, I only rarely really judge the cows I follow for obvious reasons.

No. 561529

naruhina and sasusaku. i ship sasunaru
you guys are cool

No. 561531

cool is the least thing i'd call myself
more like: absolutely pathetic

sasunaru is the best i am glad people like you exist

No. 561544

Definitely sasusaku, 2014 was truly the peak.

Also fucking sasunaru, I spent literally all of middle school and sophomore year of highschool on that ship. I would literally write paragraphs about how their love was true love on Tumblr. (I also had a ask blog on Tumblr with horrendous art.

No. 561547

>naruhina and sasusaku. i ship sasunaru
No u, anon. You are the cool one and the hero we need but don't deserve.

No. 561552

>Annoying SJW NEET living off parent's money, that lurks on image boards.
>20 something year old kiss less virgin.
>Unironically uses "Muh Depression" as an excuse to not get off her lazy ass and get a job.
>Can't keep a friendship for more than 7 years, complains how lonely she is and blames the other people when in reality she did shit things in the friendship too.
>"I won't have sex unless I love the person UWU" Doesn't put an effort to start a romantic relationship, only had been on one date and stonewalled the whole time.
>Spends all day on social media, makes herself angry over the most trivial shit online.
>Has narcissistic tendancies since she hasn't had to put an effort in to any thing, always received praise for her looks and minimal achievements.
>Thinks she has autism uses that as an excuse to put in zero effort in socializing or put effort in appearance.
>Tried therapy twice blamed the therapists even though it was her own inability to open up.
>goes on lolcow and is very critical of cows that remind her of herself to the point of nit-pick.
>Romanticizes addiction, is too afraid to even try coke.
>Romanticizes folk/crust punk vagabond lifestyle, is too afraid to even step outside.
>Thinks she can get an art job with f-tier digital painting style
>Thinks that music is a way to replace a lack of personality.

No. 561556

i feel like almost everyone in that community was a cow in some way, fallingforkonoha was probably my biggest personal cow of all time. wonder if i knew you kek

No. 561558


Arguing over ships is so funny to me. I read a lot of naruto fanfiction and I genuinely don't give a shit what the pairing is so long as it's believably written. The only one that I can almost never get behind is kakasaku, which for some reason is really popular. There are basically no circumstances in which that pairing makes sense/isn't super fucked up.

No. 561567

finally a thread for me

>NEET and highschool dropout

>blames failure on mysterious mental health issues
>is actually a lazy spoiled brat who is comfortable leeching off her parents
>romanticizes trailer lifestyle because she doesn't want to find a stable job and because she knows she couldn't ever buy a house with her spending habits
>hardly has any friends because few can tolerate someone that egotistical and annoying
>showers the only friends she has with gifts to condition them to like her, still ends up ghosting them because durr she's so superior and better than everyone
>thinks she's the smartest person on the planet because she watched philosophy crash course
>proper art cow/ocfag à la holly brown, the difference being holly sometimes finishes her projects
>super condescending to other artfags despite her art being dogshit
>scoffs at furry artists, draws torture porn
>wastes all money on deviantart adoptables
>created accounts pretending to steal her own art for negative attention and validation that her art isn't complete trash
>thought she was akshually a man because she doesn't like taking selfies
>went from being an ugly fakeboi to an ugly femcel in record two months
>was mad @ parents for not letting her buy a binder, doesn't even have titties
>stalked a chadlite fuckboy because he was the the first guy that acknowledged her existence and she decided they were soulmates, also because he looked like her animu hasubando
>scammed two people for $30 to buy a birthday present for said fuckboy
>never gave the present, never tried to return the money
>snuck creep shots of him that she hasn't deleted to this day
>fuckboy inevitably ghosted her after realizing she's too embarrassing to fuck, she continued to pester him for a month and had a bunch of retarted mental breakdowns over a relationship that never existed
>doesn't admit she's straight despite never having relationships with girls and thirsting after fictional men
>skinwalks fuckboy by attempting to copy his interests, vernacular, first language and musical taste
>envies lesbians, skinwalks several to a lesser extent
>still obsessed with homestuck and undertale but will call you immature for liking anime

No. 561568

90% of this is me. I feel so exposed.

No. 561577

> somehow both non-binary and a lesbian tumblrina snowflake
>23yrs old and consumes stuff made for kids, and surprise, its shit like She-Ra and Animal Crossing
>Woke(tm) angry black person
> drinks themselves to sleep everyday after work
> complains about having no friends but has no personality and is self-employed
>family kicked her out at 18 because they found a naked girl they specifically banned them from being around hiding in their room
>failed out of college
> claims to be vegan but ate 3 slices of cheesecake today despite being severely lactose intolerant anyway
>complains that they have no talent but doesnt actually work on improving themselves

theres more but i feel bad now lol. fun thread op.

No. 561578

No real milk I'd be one of the boring cows that just gains and loses 20lb over and over and generally sucks at being a human, a la Snoozy.
>former high level mod of r9k discord known for orbiting and grooming girls
>nasolabial folds

No. 561579

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>literally autistic
>obsessed with weebshit and 2d boys
>goes on rants for hours about how great japan is
>cried while reading japanese history textbook 10 times and read it aloud to her friends
>almost all her friends treat her like retarded child that needs to be protected and looked after 24/7
>only friends with other girls, no male friends
>only into short men, spergs about how gross tall men are all the time
>says she hates men, spergs out about men, openly states all girls should become lesbians, has a manlet fiancé anyway
>says misandrist shit to her fiancé but flips out if he reacts negatively
>doesn't initiate most outings with her friends
>still gets salty and passive-aggressive if she isn't invited every time
>unironically idenitified as being shotacon while she was 15 because ~it was cool~
>gets passive-aggressive when people don't work as fast as she does
>has been lying about knowing how to cook for 9 years, and that she eats a v healthy diet
>in reality doesn't know how to fry an egg and the reason she is not fat is that she never makes food, and only eats one takeout meal every day
>literally female version of angry worthless weeb gamer fedora tipping 4channer
>gets incredibly angry when people don't share her anime taste, can spend 10 hours arguing with people on /a/ or anitwitter
>banned on /a/ more times than she can count, on all her devices for being a sperg
>saved 12k for leg shortening surgery because ~5'8 girls can't be kawaii and Japanese uwu~
>screams out Japanese phrases randomly
>only gets along with elderly ladies at work, intentionally ignores and is being passive-aggressive towards anyone else
>keeps putting off wedding because she is afraid of her fiancé finding out her weird autistic stimming habits
>unironically obsessed with cats
>has bpd ex she only started dating because he was insanely good-looking
>even though she knew he is a giant fuck-up, she still went surprised pikachu when he started treatening suicide, killing animals, cutting himself in front of her, etc.
>still kinda thinks about him because he looked like a 10/10 2d guy
Man, I feel like a such a fucking sperg. Basically everyone itt suffered unimaginable traumas, or at least their behaviour is somewhat excusable. Meanwhile I'm just a piece of shit and lolcow with no excuses lol.

No. 561585

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This is so fucking funny, good job OP.


>constantly overshares about everything in her life to strangers on the internet
>currently leeching off of her weeb boyfriend
>fatty-chan who believes in "muh genetics" meme and has the same mentality as Amberlynn Reid
>makes little to no fucking effort to find a job
>makes fun of cosplayers, youtubers, celebrities etc. when she looks like pic related
>won't make a fucking effort to style her hair or apply makeup and half the time is seen walking around with no bra on (yuck!)
>gets into online fights daily
>whinges about her living situation but doesn't take any steps to changing it
>is always right no matter what evidence she's presented with, obviously
>tries to appear intelligent when she's as dumb as a bag of rocks
>100% lurks here, hi aggressive-fatty-neet-chan!

No. 561589

>100% lurks here, hi aggressive-fatty-neet-chan!

How dare you mock me

No. 561590

>Has deep trauma from religious parents
>Still living with her shariah law parents, cannot move out
>Blames all her retarded behaviour on said trauma
>Has zero friends
>Uses depression as an excuse not to shower or do anything
>Constantly sperges about hating men yet still sends nudes to abusive robots for validation
>So retarded and deluded with 'muh depression' that she doesn't even have basic hobbies or any semblance of a personality outside physical urges
>Has a superiority complex despite being a complete degenerate who spends her life on imageboards
>Dislikes troons yet half of the music she listens too is troon music (Ayesha Erotica, 100gecs, Black Dresses ect)
>Has monthly breakdowns where she texts people from high school for basic human connection and fails pathetically
>Still self harms and feels bad for her retarded self
>Still a hopeless romantic and dreamer who thinks that someone perfect will fall in love with her and her life will get better if she tries

No. 561591

>secretly kept a man in his late twenties in her room for a week
I'm so curious, how did you do that? Seems insanely difficult. Please tell me more or I am gonna die from curiosity.

No. 561596

I feel so attacked right now
I'm basically the same anon

>my weeb bf calls me Moo

No. 561598

>half the time is seen walking around with no bra on
don't call me out like that

No. 561609

Why are you me anon? Like actually word for word.

No. 561610

off topic but LMAO I was introduced to 100 gecs when they were the opener at my brockhampton show and the troon legit had the dirtiest most unwashed hair up in a half bun and cover his face with a mask. His FTM girlfriend was there selling merch for them is fucking UGLY too, greasy pedo stache and unkempt hair. Absolute cows

No. 561615

>20 something year old kiss less virgin.

>25yo virgin, still to chicken to get close to anyone

This shit makes me sad. You're both young, you have plenty of time to embrace your own company or to meet someone.

No. 561620

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>Depressed suburban white girl.
>"xD quirky" personality that's probably due to undiagnosed ADHD.
>Executive dysfunction due to probable undiagnosed ADHD. Can barely set up appointments or do her own taxes without a meltdown.
>Extreme resentment towards her parents for emotional abuse throughout childhood, still lives with them and happily takes their money at 24.
>Almost dropped out of college multiple times. Only reason she didn't was because her parents had enough money to keep her going.
>Art degree from a state school.
>Extremely strong opinions and reactions to literally almost everything. Keeps most to herself because she's afraid of being called out.
>Makes fun of consoomers despite being a huge consoomer herself.
>Writes fanfiction and draws fanart all the time. Current fanfic is longer than any paper she wrote in college.
>Technically did not graduate after 6 years of college due to a 1 credit class and is making it up this summer.
>Used to have absolute breakdowns when boys rejected her. Would pine over certain guys for months afterwards.
>Used male validation as a basis for her self esteem.
>Spent literal MONTHS heartbroken over a NEET guy who didn't shower.
>Spent an entire summer not showering and sleeping 17 hours a day when a guy left her for another girl.
>Despite having a new boyfriend, still has feelings for an ex who broke her heart twice and who is also a witch now.
>Cares about new boyfriend but is too afraid to admit that they don't have a future together.
>Despises having to bend over backwards for customers at her retail job but does it anyways because of overcompensation from trying to please parents in childhood.
>Simultaneously incredibly passive aggressive towards customers because everything bugs her.
>Talks about herself all the time; only way she can relate to people's problems is if she talks about her own experiences.
>Former Disney Girl™
>Extremely horny for random youtubers and 80's celebrities.
>Almost certain she's bi but has never done anything with a girl.
>Wants to get into the animation industry but has no idea how to form a portfolio, or any original ideas for that matter.
>Maladaptive daydreamer that spends a majority of her time imagining scenarios that will never happen.
>Typing all of this out at work because fuck it.

No. 561623

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>post yfw you're seeing yourself in all these posts

No. 561626

>nearly 25-year-old kissless virgin with no friends
>gained 90lbs, always fails diets, still blames it on muh ed from 9 years ago instead of nighly binge eating
>ages like Venus, nearly as bad hygiene, no sleep
>super lazy, still not finished university, lives at her parents, they pay for nearly everything
>self-diagnosed anxiety, depression, ocd and possibly autism
>whines about family (or other stuff) online but is too much of a chicken to confront them irl
>went from sjw fakeboi admirer to anti-sjw borderline racist pickme, to radfem, to nothing (or a bit of everything?) all while already above 20
>always copies others, even friends, no opinions of her own
>notorious liar
>constantly fights with people on the internet but takes it way too personally
>got banned from extremely niche discord, has rather popular tumblr account and all other people with that same interest hate her too (because she just can't shut up)
>shittalks things she secretly likes, e.g. kpop or weeb stuff despite being a fushoji herself, also massive yellow fever
>triggered by girls who are shorter, thinner, younger looking, with smaller tits than her
>hates neets because she's jealous that they have boyfriends and get to stay at home
>loves when she gets carded because obsessed with youth + can't stop talking about the ~5 times a man has hit on her, because that's at least some male attention
>posts on lc 24/7, made many threads, used to frequently samefag (while making the same esl mistakes) to try and get people to agree with her because she had no idea what an ip address is
Basically like an obnoxious teen boy with an idenity crisis in a bitter fat hag body. The only progress I made is to stop watching porn and no longer browsing 4chan and kf. And my only positive points are that I'm at least trying to get an education/job, plus me being so ugly stopped me from getting in relationships and getting hurt by men.
I'm one of those cows you just absolutely hate but also there's not much milk because nothing exciting happens in my life. Sometimes I'm paranoid that one day mods just decide to doxx me because I'm so doddamn annoying but the only thing you could find about me on social media is pictures from 3+ years ago in which old friends tagged me on facebook. I guess (or hope) that there's still much, much worse people on here lol

No. 561627

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No. 561628

I swear to god that's Ted Cruz.

No. 561636

Holy shit now I see it too

No. 561655

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>be me
>average looking with good skin, but knows how to put on makeup for own face and can dress own body properly
>17k followers on ig for my selfies and cosplays, it does make me feel validated and pretty
>also shitty fanfic writer, digital artist, and dancer but I know that’s not why ppl follow me
>secretly not secretly desperate for love and understanding
>went through a ~toxic~ breakup
>an ig orbiter picks up on this (through my many vague sadposts which I made to get attention) and reaches out to me
>my ig orbiter for years, he was always supportive and engaging with my posts and stories so I sorta got to know him
>handsome in the same way most Amerimutt men are, broad shoulders and straight nose, pretty hazel eye colour
>shit posture, sense of style, and hygiene though
>I end up crushing for him and sending him nudes because he was ~so nice and understanding~
>I used to browse r9k so I was aware but skeptical of the whole “soyboy feminist orbiters are just attempting to blend in with women to get laid” belief
>turns out to be all true
>he wasn’t fat or had a neckbeard, but
>he secretly a huge misogynist, thought women needed to be put in their place and that lesbians just needed “the right man”
>yet was also a cuckhold. I can’t make this shit up
>didn’t take long for the nice guy act to end
>bLoCkEd AnD deleeeted
>the orbiter who got away
>kinda heartbroken, resumes vague sadposting

Side milk:

>also highly anxious

>nearly failed uni a few times for my in-school panic attacks
>happens nearly every semester and I NEVER learn

No. 561657

Keep in mind this is an imageboard in the same format of 4chan 8chan etc. It’s not exactly a general straight girl issue lol

No. 561661

Hey chubby-butt chan, if you're a notorious liar how do we know any of this is true?

No. 561662

anything here could be a lie, there's no point in asking if their stories are true.

No. 561664

lmao why did the tranny delete his post? come baaack i wanna know your story!

No. 561667

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No. 561677

Alright I'm not usually someone who shares their life online but for milk's sake I'll tell you how it happened

This friend is a co-host of a youtube channel centered on a certain hobbie. I watched this channel for a while, and they were my favorite commentator. As a background, something very personal happened in my life (a convoluted heartbreak) and that made me go a bit nuts quite frankly. Can't say I am the most mentally stable person.
Then, in their channel, they uploaded a video. I saw this person's appearance for the first time, and I felt something weird for them. Like, I wanted to know more about them, and I felt something else entirely that I wasn't sure what it was.
Turned out to be I had a big fucking crush on someone from youtube lol. And of course they didn't know me.

So, I searched them out, they had a link on their personal channel that gave me more links, and then one of those links gave me a full name. I came across many accounts. And soon enough I learned… quite a lot about them. Including their irl job. God, I was really fucking creepy lol.

I obsessed about them for a while. I have never, ever obsessed over anyone this hard in my life.
Then, I took it even further.
I contacted them on social media. Out of the blue. Just like that. They do receive a lot of random messages, but I took more steps.
In the span of some months, after some talking, we became friends. Then good friends. Then we got really personal. Then we got… very, very personal. I hope you understand what I'm implying.

In the end, now I we have become very close friends who appreciate each other a lot, and I know more about them than before, but in a healthy way. Youtubers are people too after all, and we happen to have a lot of things in common. They accepted me into their life because I genuinely care about them and what they have to say always. I'm not just a spectator, but someone part of their life, and for them I'm super grateful.

…Silver lining? We actually want to meet each other irl. And do stuff. They might visit me after covid shit is over.

No. 561678

Don't worry anon I have aspergers too lol

No. 561679

>I ship sasunaru
BRO high five lol

No. 561683

samefag, but
tl;dr: creepy obsessive stalker convinces a youtuber to be friends and then get sexual together

No. 561687

I wish I could meet you anon, this is like I could’ve written it— minus the parents giving me money part kek

Also, great thread OP

No. 561693

I want to know!

No. 561714

i think that highlighting your own trauma/half justifying your actions with negative personal experiences kind of misses the point of the thread, just a thought. like, having depression isn't milk, it just sets the tone for the rest of the post so we're supposed to feel sorry for you instead of disgusted

then again i guess it's kind of milky to use trauma/mental illness as an excuse so go off

No. 561747

>csa survivor and using it as an excuse to completely fail at life and not even try
>has been planning/threatening to sudoku since 9yo but has never made a proper attempt because coward
>posted said threats on various boards online as a teen and basked in the attention
>muh mentals since childhood
>dropped out of several schools, still has no education
>has never had a proper job
>happens to live in a country where it's possible to live independently while being a totally useless leech
>goes from terrible abusive relationship to the next
>latest being a raging bpd anachan troon with also a csa past but who fetishized the abuse, now so traumatized by the relationship hasn't let anyone touch her for three years
>paranoid as fuck but endlessly vents to a small, loyal IG following, all of whom are sick of her shit
>"nobody understands meeeee!!11"
>posts a mixture of drunken crytyping and pseudointellectual rants
>anachan since teens, but has spiraled into alcoholism and not-giving-a-shit-ism past few years so expected to balloon uncontrollably
>in love with a guy who's treated her like shit for over a decade and it's never going to lead to anything, but uwu ~unrequited love~
>in therapy and treatment since forever but doesn't even try to get better or achieve anything, only plans she's able to make revolve around offing herself
>which somehow never happens and the cycle just repeats
>recluse with no friends or social life, doesn't want any because mISaNThRopY, but honestly actually does
>almost fucking 30

No. 561752

File: 1590892525370.gif (3.73 MB, 480x270, existential crisis.gif)

>mfw I start describing myself and realize that my shitty life isn't even shitty in an interesting way.

No. 561770

>spends all day crying about declining mental health, does nothing about it
>spends all day crying about social issues, also does nothing to get involved
>currently not wanting to get a job working in public due to health complications that could be fatal with covid, has skills that can be done at home but too lazy to exploit them
>relying on boyfriend and parents for food and money, justifies it with the above statement
>always bitching about how terrible facebook is but won't deactivate. also has a second facebook for lurking
>is instead heavily invested in drama on the internet, surfing youtube and drama boards because it's an easy distraction
>constantly claims to be quitting cigarettes (which can also worsen the health issue), walks out of the gas station with a pack of smokes every other week

No. 561806

It's not milky to have a mental illness but a lot of cow behavior is extremely exacerbated by not being all there. A lot of my most milky moments were when I was extremely unwell.

Also you gotta set the stage a little when anonymously presenting yourself lol.

No. 561817

> Horrifically lazy
>No friends, only solication is lurking discord and vidya
>Been trying to get a univeristy degree for almost 5 years. Brother who is 6 years yonger than me is catching up.
> Knows the resonable thing to do is to give up, parents threaten to kick them out if i leave the course, even if they promise to get a job and pay rent to keep living with them and intend on going back to university to get a degree at some point.
>All problems in life would be solved by moving out and cutting off family and being independent. Too afraid parents will send police to come and get them and laugh and bully them for being stupid.
>Suck at getting jobs
>constantly makes excuses for weight gain
>Hates men, only because They fear being seen as attractive and see sex and intimacy as a form of violation no matter what. Good thing they are ugly and antisocial.
>wastes money on clothes they are too ugly to wear.
>Too ashamed to make friends
>Stuck in a perpetual cycle of self loathing, depression and fear of the future.
>Has had councelling and help for depression, never ever works out.
>Somewhate convinced they may have some kind of autism, too ashamed to go get a diagnosis.

I feel like even if i had a social media pressence, i am too boring to even have a thread or to have followers that aren't porn bots.

No. 561820

None of this is milk..

No. 561832

It's more like a self brag kek

No. 561853

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let the milk flow (this is my first time telling this story, kind of therapeutic)

both my parents work, making it easy to assess their schedule. i could trace their phones so i was able to determine when they were on their way home. it allowed me to sneak him in and out, even if i wasn't there. i also had control over the security system and cameras so i was able to redirect them during entry/exit. my folks never came into my room and didn't question me bringing snacks and stuff in there since i did that anyway.

this goes without saying that it was (is) ~traumatic~ because i had been groomed so much that i did what i did. should have known better, and i largely choose to forget it happened because it's too disturbing in retrospect

No. 561861

>highlighting your own trauma/half justifying your actions with negative personal experiences kind of misses the point of the thread

I'd half expect anons to be self-aware and either a lot of this stuff is in the past or are actively working on it currently. Not shocking at all, this is exactly why they don't wind up like the cows on this site.

No. 561889

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>depending on parents at age 32
>several skin deseases left untreated for yrs because too ashamed to see professional
>takes twice as long for degree because no immediate gratification = no motivation to study
>ghosted therapist because upcoming topics tOo hAwD rAtHeR nOt cHaNgE aNyThInG
>flat looks like a hoarder's place
>sometimes smells like one, too because can't be fucked to take out trash and take care of mould
>fell madly in love and the guy even showed interest - refused him as she is unworthy of him because see above
>thinks of him everyday for yrs but instead of working on herself…
>sleeps in and surfs the internetz for at least 4 hrs/day
>obsessed with fat lolcows because WeLLL aT LeAsT aaaiii AM nOt fAt uwu
>all because of mUh MeNtAlS obviously, no trauma, just sooper vulnerable sensitive snowflake

No. 561916

Anon this is way too fucking vague but very specific I hate it, I am this cow KEK

No. 562054

you could be describing me

No. 562178

>is a poorfag now, but if you dig far enough back, you'll find out she was born pretty middle class, and that her granddad was a small town tobacco industry richfag.
>it's easier to name relatives who don't have drug and alcohol problems.
>CSA survivor, but it happened so young, the only reason she knows is because her older brother could remember the same happening to him.
>dad literally necked himself.
>dropped out of high school.
>been on anti-depressants since she was 10.
>was one of the "smelly kids" in middle school because she'd go without showering for so long.
>lives like a hoarder, always has.
>made out with a 40 year old man at 19.
>can count how many times she's had sex on one hand.
>been in two relationships, they imploded because both sides were retarded. The fact that she is terrible at intimacy and affection probably doesn't help.
>busted for weed in early 20s, did a year probation.
>partially wants to work, to have money coming in, but partially doesn't want to work because shitposting on the internet all day is more fun.
>has used actual emotionally manipulative behavior on people in fandoms who are almost ten years younger than her.
>stalked multiple personal cows, usually because something about them both pissed her off and made her jealous.
>probably partially contributed to at least one Discord fandom group shutting down.
>follows people for political shit on Twitter, but is half the time too afraid to speak up with them, feels appropriately guilty and cowardly.
>looks at cartoon porn and doesn't care who knows it.
>mental breakdown in 2019.
>became 70 pounds overweight for a while.
>miraculously hasn't become an alcoholic, not for lack of trying.
>lives with an alcoholic relative, who is a constant asshole and never pays bills like they should.
>no drivers license, can't drive worth a shit.
>older than she'd like to admit because of all this shit.

No. 562187

Most posters on here aren't cows because of what you revealed (although also because of that), but because you're trying to subtly defend yourselves and also add small humblebrags next to the milk.

No. 562213

>lifes in bumvucc, U.S.
>ovedros;;ed on xanax 4 tim jus tes
>SScammd peoople ont tunglr for rent (and xanax) mobry
>her nudes were once leaked no 4chan, but that didn..'`t stolp he rfrom contouing to do sex w..or k
>datyed a 35 yo mab whrm she wa..s 17
>wrjtes emu-tker melodrAmatic peoyry
>usec tto edjt fher eyes blue ,even if it wax obfioux ho evrreyb]ody tthey qere ohsoped

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No. 562219

ohh;; yuo maen oll..;;ie??

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No. 562225

nno..;tahts amu tual tehy wre xcnaceldt

No. 562228

No. 562235

>28 year old who still lives at home with emotionally manipulative family
>Drinking and drug problem (cocaine). Still has a superiority complex over those who do harder drugs and who are bigger alcoholics than me.
>Short tempered and has a massive chip on shoulder. Thinks everyone is out to get me. Starts arguments often.
>Feminist and a strong believer in women's rights yet extremely catty, especially to other women.
>Scared of men because I've been sexually assaulted more than once. Also at one point was convinced that my dad raped my mom and that's how I was conceived.
>Loves to make fun of weebs but my personal interests aren't much better (massive true crimefag)
>Pushes everyone away because I think they will end up hurting me or discover that I'm a massive loser with no redeeming qualities.
>Constantly makes fun of celebrities and people with a prominent online presence to avoid how much I hate myself.
>Chronic ezscema on fingers
>Severe depression. Can't be motivated to do anything.

I have a minimal online presence though so idk if I'm a true cow.

No. 562794

> had kid as a teen
> now 30 but still tries desperately to hold on to her fading and missed youth
> humblebrags about “still getting ID’ed”, but it’s really because she dresses in clothes she’s too old for
> got an art degree that she never uses but still thinks she’s smarter than others because she “graduated from college”
> thinks she’s doing better than her old coworkers because she got out of there, when really she just moved from one shithole to another
> gained 15lbs and thought it was gains and totally not because she drinks everyday
> uses work as an excuse to not raise her own child

No. 562839

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>had a very cringy anti feminist reactionary phase not too long ago
>used to run a short-lived proana blog
>posted in a fujoshit community and drew bara traced from porn images
>sensitive as hell and gets triggered easily
>manipulated her ex boyfriend because she wanted to larp as a bad bitch to hide the fact that she's actually a loser with few friends
>shit social skills, awkward as hell around people which results in embarrassing moments all over
>unstable, yells like an autistic demon at her parents when triggered
>used to have really bad hygiene and showered rarely
>facetunes herself to the point of catfishing

Moo moo my sisters

No. 562859

i don't think there are many 'harder' drugs than cocaine, sniffany

No. 562869

She's picking on the homeless people they take heroin or the old ladies addicted to opiates. I've been to a few parties with a lot of coke, I know how anon feels about those 50yo lady cokeheads they'll run up all over your man without a care. Cat fight! Just a side effect of euphoria uwu

No. 562872

crack, heroin, meth, fent to name a few

No. 562882

>decided to study abroad at 18, but dropped out to move back in with her parents after 2 years
>racked up 18k in debt that parents still pay for
>constantly steals expensive whiskey and liquor from parents' liquor cabinet cuz "muh alcoholism" and "muh depression"
>gave herself alcohol poisoning and nearly died during one of her alcohol binges
>starts dating an emotionally abusive guy cuz no self esteem
>only does anal and oral sex because she's too afraid to lose her virginity and claims it "doesn't really count"
>later starts dating an actually caring and gentle guy, but treats him like an absolute doormat because she was "totally emotionally abused, it's not my fault"
>breaks up with gentle-kun to get with a guy who only sees her as a fwb
>thinks hooking up with him and sending him nudes will totally make him fall in love with her
>claims she's now finally over him, but she's clearly not
>now almost 23 and still lives with her parents, mooches off of them, and drinks their liquor

No. 563100

this bitch matched with a girl on tinder, had an unfortunate conversation, was left on read, stalked her insta and now is madly in love with her.

No. 563101

what was the conversation

No. 563125

I barely remember, I think I sad i was going to commit seppuku because i was embarrassed about something. she had no idea what seppuku meant, i explained her and it became weird after that

No. 563350

found out the guy I’m in love with has a shitty take that I can not get passed. Ended up getting into an argument through text about it and called him a stupid idiot and daft. Got mad at me for calling him names even though he never called me names. I apologize but we still keep arguing over the thing because I’m very passionate about it as it affects me as a person. He decides to be a bigger person and say let’s agree to disagree. Instead of doing that get more data on the topic in my defense and just word vomits it out. He ignores me. Now I’m horny because I got him mad at me. And now I’m imagining ways to get him even more angry and fantasizing about him hate fucking me and smacking me around. But I know he won’t because he’s not that type of guy. Realize that i love arguing with people because exchanging intense dialogue about something we are both passionate about makes me horny. Feel disgusting because it not only affects me but society as a whole and I should probably stop talking to him. But I can’t because he’s really sweet and this is just one thing but I can’t get over it. I end up listening to drama cds and masturbating non stop for an hour. Like what the fuck is wrong with me I think I’m just angry about what’s going on in the world and I just want to fuck to escape reality. But I do this all the time! Like Everytime something bad happens I just want to fuck nonstop because it makes me forget my problems. Only it’s not healthy because it’s caused me to lose my job and just be a bum. I seriously feel like misato from Eva except less cool and leading a less fulfilled life. I hate me

No. 563356

sounds like she's the weird one

No. 563395

No it doesn't, unless you're a weeb or familiar with seppuku as a meme it would be weird as hell to hear someone use a random Japanese word to talk about killing themselves. Without context it's cringy at best and disturbing at worst.

No. 563410

>Without context it's cringy at best and disturbing at worst.
if you're older than most millenials or just a stuck up bitch with no humor whatsoever, then yes, a self deprecating joke might be too much for you. also, what kind of dumbass doesn't know about japanese suicidal rituals? you don't even need to be a weeb to be aware that samurais used to kill themselves to save their honor

if you saw what i think you saw, say nothing

No. 563417

She was probably a normie any time I made self deprecating jokes around normie co-workers they always looked at me like I needed a therapist on speed dial, while all my non normie coworkers got them as jokes. It's not that deep anon, some people are just very normal and well adjusted.

No. 563435

>what kind of dumbass doesn't know about japanese suicidal rituals?
like 90% of normal people lmao, sometimes it amazes me how people on this site can't see past their bubble

No. 563436

The world doesn't revolve around Japan or their kawaii~ culture

No. 563438

Eh the average person is pretty uncultured and can't tell the difference between japanese and chinese, I wouldn't expect them to know a specific honor killing ritual and a play on the word as a joke.

No. 563442

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>deranged half-asian too autistic for r/hapas
>self-hating southeast asian who larps as east asian to be more attractive
>obsessed with race and talks about how much she hates white people despite being half white
>overshared TMI details about dating and having sex older men while a minor
>fucked over 40 different guys by her 18th birthday
>serial cheater
>posts nudes for free on reddit for easy validation
>brags about being hot and desirable but is actually a friendless loser irl
>had an edgelord redpilled phase
>used to eat rocks and sticks and garbage in middle school for attention
>rarely seen leaving the house she's going to hook up with some guy
>spends almost the entire day on the internet

No. 563443

the part about Asian.. that's seriously me too I feel you anon ;-;

No. 563445

love urself anon

No. 563452

same, i relish in being sexy/trashy/crazy and revisit the positive comments i get on /r/trashyboners whenever i feel bad

No. 563466

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No. 563677

anon are you bestdressed lmao

No. 563716

>proana phase, lost 3kg and got bored
>totally faked her ed even though shes still obsessed with calories and starves herself when she even comes close to having a normal bmi
>still makes fun of people on the proana thread on /snow/
>has no personality, acts the same as the person she is currently hanging out with
>self hating half black
>had a "yeah im based and redpilled trad wife" phase
>lurks /r9k/ and /pol/
>4 diagnosed disorders, completely in denial over the fact that these rule her life
>currently trying to get a diagnosis for the fifth one
>is 100% certain that everyone in her life is a paid actor
>the people on the television talk to her sometimes
>sees everything as a sign
>has had meltdowns over the fact that someone installed a camera in her room and is currently watching her through her phone camera
>convinced that there is a secret site on the dark web where people make fun of other people, they found her while hacking webcams and she has become their lolcow because of all the retarded shit she does
>signed a petition against pornhub, was a porn addicted coomer when they were 12 and still is to this day
>made several friends and lost them all in the span of a month because she is to scared to talk to them
>still depressed about the fact that she only has 4 friends
>had a personal cow
>thought about making a snow thread, would never actually do it because shes so paranoid about posting anything online
>her phone breaks and she absolutely looses her shit, 100% convinced that this is a sign and starts praying for a solid 30 minutes for forgiveness and never looks at said cows account again
>has a friend who is a charicature of a "toxic" friend, expects everyone to bend over backwards for her but will refuse to help anybody else, sometimes even making fun of their problems
>"no you dont understand shes really nice she occasionally acts mean but shes a really good friend! im pretty sure im the problem here you guys shes really nice ok!!!"
>acts insanely similair to said friend, just doesnt say it out loud
>had dysphoria since she was 11
>wears binder every day
>addicted to caffeine and shopping, buys the most useless shit on impulse and is sure this new thing will fix all of her problems
>has done absolutely nothing during the the lockdown, except getting, no joke, nine 1s because she makes no assignments and doesnt attend class
>embarassingly long list of fetishes
>unironically likes cringy tumblr traumacore shit
>grew up extremely privelleged, has both parents and has no trauma whatsoever
>except that time she got molested but that totally doesnt count because it only happend twice and she barely remembers it
>obsessed with shit made for kids, constantly buys games that are made for literal toddlers and will play them for hours
>has no talent or hobbies because she drops any new interest instantly
>sometimes wants to be a lolcow so atleast someone can get enjoyment from her existence
>wants to be a trad housewaifu with 3 kids and a loving husband, knows this will never become a reality because all of her kids will turn out just as fucked as her
>to socially retarded to even post stuff on anonymous boards

shes so retarded lol

No. 563718

jfc this is so long sorry

No. 563722

>fucked tons of guys 10 years younger than her from tinder
>has bpd freakouts on every man she has ever fucked
>technically married and cheating
>selling nudes to men she met on tinder
>had sex with a guy for 100$. When he asked her to leave she forced him to let her stay. Cried all night in his bed
>gets drunk and high with men she doesnt even know
>100 lbs ana chan and is proud of her ability to starve
>got drunk at work and was all over her boss
>went on a drunken binder with a 20 year old boy. Lost her car keys and never got them back. Hasn't been able to drive her car in a month.

Oof I cringe reading this myself

No. 563798

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i stayed with a man who psychologically tortured me, gaslit me with his ex girlfriend, accepted nudes from this ex girlfriend, and then, when it finally all fell apart, published a series of humiliating posts on facebook detailing all my mistakes (mistakes meaning crying and clinging to him when he said mean sutff eg stupid, annoying, not good enough) and also said that i was obsessed with and jealous of his ex girlfriend, for mentioning that i found it unacceptable that she sent him ass pics and pictures of them kissing from 2016.

ironically, his ex also started making her own posts about how im a crazy BPD abuser etc etc and sent me the following message on facebook before blocking me. (this was in response to an apology)

anyway, im a fuckin retard and i have never suffered so much in my life. i wish i had the courage to kill myself

No. 563805

i know i was a cow in this situation too but honestly, my ex bf and his ex gf deserve their own thread (i would make them anonymous) detailing the entire drama, because honestly, it's buckwild

No. 563819

I'm sorry anon, but don't kill yourself. Take the time to recover and learn from this mistake, the good part is you'll never have to suffer this emotional rollercoaster again and now he's some other bitch's problem.

Tbh this girl sounds like she's in denial about what a shitty guy he is.
>The way Josh treats you isn't normal for him.
So she admits he treated you abhorrently but you're supposed to dismiss it because he treated her so well? Stupid bitch.
>physical violence like smashing your phone and calling the cops on you is what you get for him thinking you're being emotionally manipulative!
Cope for a violent man, this woman is a pickme.
>When I was 15 I was violent too!
See? They're a match made it heaven, let them massacre each other. Don't even believe her saying that they never argued and fought because I can guarantee that's 100% bullshit.

But anyways anon, you do need to leave these people and never look back. Block them if you have to.

No. 563822

>their kawaii~ culture
apparently knowing the littlest bit of information about japan makes you automatically a weeb, sad. just like how a man who breathes near a woman is labelled a simp. seppuku is often referenced in medias and it's a stereotype about how japanese people are willing to an hero but i guess if you're an ignorant person, you're most likely to be hanging around other ignorant people as well.

No. 563878



This message is such an enormous telling on herself for me. I didn't realise it at the time but her perception of reality is really, really just… amazing.

No. 564239

shut up, people not knowing what japanese word has what meaning in an instant doesn't make them ignorant. this isn't the weeb millionaire show

No. 565376

>Only it’s not healthy because it’s caused me to lose my job
I'm a bit afraid to ask, but how did that caused you to loose your job?

No. 565422

lmao is bestdressed anything like that ? she seems pretty normal from the vids I've seen, are there cowish tendencies lurking beneath ??

No. 565458

This is like every PULL user obsessing over white expat girls in Japan but missing the diagnosed BPD/bipolar.

No. 565575

>25 years old and doesn't even know her own cup size because she wore sports bras the entire time and it barely matters with a borderline flat chest
>ears have no piercings
>never wore makeup before
>gets up and walks around with bed hair
>is ok about quarantine because everyone else has to be shut in too
>made gaming videos with no mic or facecam as if its still 2009
>less than 1000 views lmao completely irrelevant
>writes fanfiction
>uses obscure open source software alternative because privacy nut

No. 565581

>uses obscure open source software alternative because privacy nut
Anon i'm browsing from probably the same hat-themed open source software, that's based and may seem spergy but is very good ethics

No. 565582

>Anon i'm browsing from probably the same hat-themed open source software, that's based and may seem spergy but is very good ethics
That might be normal for an anonymous imageboard but everywhere else including real life I got responses like
>"uhm where's microsoft word on ur computer?"
>why don't you just install windows 10 its free lol"
>"does't affect me" / "I got nothing to hide"
>"omg why don't you use discord join our channel already"
>"that spyware watchdog site looks sketchier than any other site I've seen XD"

No. 565587

I was actually put onto it by my dad who would always annoy me by putting the default search engine to duckduckgo when I was younger. He's a smart man, it still fucking sucks trying to use the terminal though i'm not gonna lie

No. 565588

Win10 looks better and has more features, idk, I tried free software and it has this "sad" vibe to it

No. 565590

The third quote in
is from my dad. I tried running my own instance of YaCy and building my own index, which unsurprisingly gives a lot of relevant results to my interests. Obvious bias as to how I'm steering the web crawler; but it's also shocking how much authority a search engine operator has and how much can be gamed. For example, if I tweaked the search engine to prefer older pages, I get stuff like documentation, but if I tweaked it to prefer new pages, I get magazines and mainstream news.

But it's really not great to run on my old toaster and I should get a proper server rack for it.

No. 565592

Also I get way less news clickbait if I told the web crawler to stay the fuck away from Twitter and Reddit.

No. 565595

>former shitposter in various imageboards
>dated robots who then would post about it
>had ltr with older men when she was underage
>took it as a win for her
>pro-ana phase
>all about male validation, and pick-me-up girl who denied being one
>left the 'internet scene' and weebs to get into indie scene, tried to change her personality almost completely to fit but still being a 'socially awkward horse-faced girl' so every friendship in that time period was forced as fuck
>despite that is extremely flirty with men and surprisingly they fall for her
>ghost them for fun or after they send gifts or food
>refused to talk to the people who ghosted but wrote long-ass blog entries to vent about it

No. 565605

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How software looks is essentially the lowest on my list of priorities when it comes to stuff like memory usage and performance honestly. Before I could buy own pc components turning off Windows 7's Aero glass meant frame rate improvements, so my choices just look pragmatic. I'm not a fan of the flat color + easter egg colored icons + rounded rectangles look.

My shit is so basic I just put a wallpaper and set transparency.

No. 565611

Ancient milk
>weeb in highschool
>didn't shower often
>never showed up
>told her classmates to "eat shit" on their facebook page and didn't attend graduation.
>somehow graduates

Recent Milk
>now 26
>cuts people out after being used for rides and got 40 nintendy games stolen lol
>met her bf on KF and now in the best relationship she's ever been in. Downside is she can never tell anyone how they met.
>Friends get featured on lolcow and ghosts them.
>Had an ok office job and after a month has a mental breakdown.
>boss tells her the day after she cannot have anymore sick days and she dresses "too inappropriately at work"
>lol bye
>oh shit probably shouldn't have done that
>now lives with parents
>always miserable because she lost her "freedom" to do whatever she wants.
>will probably move countries to be with her bf.

No. 565613

>unix-based shit
You're cool as fuck to me anon

No. 565621


Is KF bf really that nice anon? Every guy i've seen posting here sounds absolutely nuts lol.
Im glad you lucked out.

No. 565627

Anon pls love yourself, none of that is milky or anything to be embarassed/ashamed about.

No. 565628

I know what you mean, anon it's hard to talk to most kiwis because they're too spergy. I've met my bf irl too and he's very sweet. We'll be together for two years next month.

No. 565635

What assumption comes first when a girl says she doesn't know her own bra size at 25? That she's retarded or flatchested?

No. 565638

No assumption, because correct bra sizes are notoriously difficult to work out and there's nothing milky about wearing a fucking sports bra, who gives a shit?

No. 565643

Flatchested kek

No. 565691

Have you even met this guy irl?

No. 565728

I love it
>has trauma but won’t get help for it
>maladaptive daydreams to sleep at night
>abuses meds and has new alcohol problem
>smells like cigarette and labia
>looks like man even though cis white girl and parents cringe
>listens to shitty music
>more talk than action
>stayed in an abusive relationship for years even though they knew it was abusive - total denial mode
>only posts on lolcow when drunk
>cares too much to the point of self-sabotage about what people think of her
>constantly pretending to be mature when really vengeful and full of hate
>probably closeted lesbian

Sage because not milky personal vendetta

No. 565730

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>smells like cigarette and labia

No. 565733

I assume she probably never found one that properly fit her hence not knowing her size
And if you say you know your size I assume you probably incorrectly sized yourself

No. 565741

Anon, she did as stated in previous posts.

No. 566077

lol anon you sound like me except for the closet part. nurture that hate and let it drive you to action. maybe get into weed instead

No. 566185

>eternal (dead) daddy issues
>mental health go brrr in mid teens
>self harmer
>starts smoking cigarettes and weed
>drops out of high school despite being (mostly) pretty capable
>intimacy issues with guys both physically and emotionally
>unable to maintain weight within the normal for my height
>gets psych treatment, feels better, confidently decides to stop going to treatment
>eventually drops out again
>ghosts boyfriend at the time
>tries more illegal drugs
>paralyzed by fear of failure, does almost nothing productive in life
>manages to get new boyfriend (poor fuck)
>asks for help from healthcare system, gets rejected
>blacks out on alcohol every now and then

No. 566582

Haha. The only reason I say closeted is I don’t know how to explore my feelings and have only dated men. I can’t decide whether I want to be her or fuck her, you know what I mean?

Already been there with weed, sometimes I smoke it but it makes me too anxious and paranoid, I end up thinking about my cat and crying hoping he’s happy and worrying about if he’s bored or stressed and I can’t tell. I’d rather just do stims and drink. No sex drive for like 3 years and I’m almost 30.

I’ll add more to keep contributing
>angry lefty
>constantly justifies posting on lolcow while simultaneously thinking it’s really hurtful and harmful
>addicted to celebrity drama
>took a bunch of money out of a CD and am trying to sneakily replenish it
>former bulimic
>never contacts friends but always worries if they hate her for it
>yells at birds
>had an abortion and will never tell
>has egotistical fantasies about being influential dogooder
>would rather post on lolcow than make moms birthday card
>squanders art degree and still has parents helping with loans

No. 566643

>average looking NEET with a lot of issues, mainly drugs and attentionwhoring
>of course mentally ill uwu
>went doctor shopping to get the diagnosis ptsd for validation and got it
>years later they correct her diagnosis to NPD
>started to pop opiates as a teen until early 20
>occasionaly pops them still
>takes all the drugs and never want to change that
>is a stoner for a year because of her bf, never had anything to do with weed before
>opens an stoner social media account
>ultimate poser and pick me
>DMs companies if they want to see her pussy
>still grew a decent following in no time because of her (shooped) looks
>thirst baiting, calls every man baby etc
>doesn't shower for weeks
>doll up one day and make all those shooped pics
>lays around all day in bed

No. 566644

god anon i would unironically love to be your friend kek

No. 566645

ayrt, we're still very similar for the first six points except for the CD part. i wonder how many angry guilty lefties are on lolcow, i know there's at least one more of us as she is a close friend of mine.

No. 566648

Why should angry lefties feel more guilty about being on lolcow? I'm not angry and not as far left as many people my age but lolcow still makes me feel dirty in some ways but I just try to be mindful of what I post.

No. 566649

The absolute state of lefitsts.

No. 566650

So is lolcow some kind of right wing site now? That would explain the nuking of the man hate thread. Kek.

No. 566651

Many lefties wouldn't consider me a lefty because I'm not a commie or socialist so I'm basically alt-right to some anyway lol.

No. 566652

Nta but leftists are supposed to not offend anyone, not hate anyone, only do good things…

No. 566653

I personally feel bad thinking that for most of these people on lolcow it won’t be a wake up call to change but instead potentially make things worse. So by proxy using this site I am contributing to a persons self perpetuating downfall. I don’t like to root for people to crash and burn but I’m still pretty vengeful and angry and hateful sometimes and lolcow is my gender friendly girls club to gawk at people with serious issues. But I’m still here so fuck my feelings really either shit or get off the pot as they say.

No. 566654

i don't understand these women thinking themselves into spirals about am i bad? no. it's literally human nature to call out outsiders and always has been

No. 566812

>Both sides of family are absolutely riddled with extreme mental illness
>As child was extremely withdrawn and would either ignore you or start crying if you tried to interact with her
>When did speak was annoying and spergy and would humiliate herself
>Spent copious amounts of time isolating herself and fantasizing/daydreaming from very young age
>Only became friend with people who persistently tried to befriend her then she would then cling to them
>Those people quickly realized they made a mistake, but were stuck with her because of pity
>Developed trichotillomania in middle school and would go through periods with no eyelashes or eyebrows
>Started cutting in high school (doesn't anymore)
>Would make herself vomit up cereal in the morning to stay home from school so often her family though she had a medical condition making her sick a lot, this also fucked her teeth hard
>Had a big crush (obsession) on a boy her friend was dating, gave him a blowjob while they were together and ended up dating him and after they broke up and loses virginity to him
>Did very poorly her last two years of high school and almost dropped out
>Now 28
>Friendless and has had basically no interaction with anyone other than boyfriend and two family members since high school
>Still extreme weeb (and lolicon/shotacon apologist)
>Still dating friend's ex
>Still can't tie shoes (has extreme visual-spatial awareness and motor skill issues)
>Still has edgelord humor
>Weird kinks
>Sometimes self-harms when in distress by pinching self or hitting self in head or stomach in private only
>Sometimes has fatalistic magical thinking bordering on delusions
>NEET, borderline hikkikomori for almost 11 years
>Except that time she had a job at Target for a few months which ended in suicide attempt
>Only social media is Youtube and Instagram but doesn't post or interact with anything or use real name/picture
>Has fear about having picture taken and hasn't taken own picture in maybe 5 years and avoids having picture taken by others
>Only posts on anonymous imageboards
>Spends 80% of time reading, browsing the internet, watching movies/shows/anime/youtube, playing (single player only) games, and listening to music while maladaptive daydreaming about inserting her mary-sue idealized self into whatever fictional world is her current obsession
>Other 20% of time is housework
>Has tried 10 or so different anti-depressant/psychotic medications since mid-teens that either made her worse or did nothing and had intolerable side effects and then refused to try more
>Can't try more now anyway due to lack of insurance and hasn't seen doctor in years
>Is extremely lazy and just cannot care or focus on absolutely anything unless it's something she's interested in
>Is entirely dependent on boyfriend and family for everything and can't go in public alone without having breakdown
>Only takes out garbage and goes to apartment's laundromat in dead of night so no one sees her.
>Used to like getting drunk once in a while but quit completely months ago because it started to make her have extreme delusions and sometimes hallucinations
>Fears what will happen when her enablers die/leave her but also does not want to change at all and insists she would rather fuck off into the woods and die when the time comes than have to not be a shut-in and have to be part of society

No. 566815

It's feels very ironic when lefties hangs in there and laugh at cows just as much as us.
Like it's actually funny to me to see them trying to reconcile their views with the shit they're actually doing.

Love you lefty anons but you're real hypocrites that don't actually like their safe spaces and want to be catty bitches as much as anyone. Just admit it, you'll feel better.

No. 566831

You can still be a cunt personally, but want good things to happen to humanity in general

No. 566884

I mean with the absolute state of the left I don't even identify with that side of politics at this point. I don't feel bad about what I post on this site honestly.
The most ironic thing about lolcow are all the radfem-types who put women as a whole on a pedestal yet trash women who don't fit into their agenda at the same time.

No. 566885

I love this thread

first chapter:

>extremely insecure and needy during childhood and preteen years because ugly fat and not popular

>parents hate each other and not around
>loses virginity at 14 to 15-year- old bf but can't recall the occasion to this day
>stays with said bf until 16 lmao our families though we were going to marry ew
>we had sex anywhere anytime possible it was disgusting what the fuck is wrong with teenagers
>breaks up with bf via messenger because can't handle conflict
>ex bf gets depressed, is obsessed with me, goes to my house and school out of nowhere
>fucks a random guy from school without really wanting to and feel used
>the fuckboy tells ppl at school but denies it and his claims don't stick since nobody ever seen them talk + quiet & innocent reputation
>"yeah close call guess I shouldn't fuck random guys I don't even want to date" genius

chapter 2:

>lost weight and drop the weeaboo makeup, ends up pretty cute

>gets into university and go to parties and make out with pretty boys
>some of them want to keep talking and date but I ghost all of them
>gets into another relationship
>moves abroad for studying
>still flirts too much with other guys for the male validation
>recognizes they are mostly losers so never cheat on long-term bf
>gets master's degree in a subject I don't even like
>feels like can't grow up and hold a normal job - only skill is studying
>gets depressed and whiny from time to time even though I have everything I need
>gets bored of current bf but also very emotionally and financially dependent

No. 566904

That’s not true, before the radfem threads were banned admin complained that they were never active on other parts of the site. Not everyone uses /snow/

No. 566925

Anon if the whole userbase of this site was a big singularity that had unified behavior and thoughts we would have zero infighting in the threads. Radfem types hate cows for being awful human beings based on proof of things like lying, manipulation, thievery, abuse, narcissism etc. and are usually the ones to tell catty anons nitpicking someone's appearance to shut up.

No. 566931

Proof outside of your personal 'everyone who's gencrit must be rational, logical and level-minded individuals like me'? Radfem types can be as retarded as anyone else

No. 566989

>>CSA victim, can't forget it and won't let anyone else either
>>Degenerate otherkin and furry shit
>>Useless at everything
>>Weird obsessions with children's media and toys
>>Disgusting bulimic
>>"this man showed me positive attention, time to fuck him!"
I can't think of anything else cuz I'm drunk but you get it

No. 566996

>had a shitty doormat mom and a pedo dad
>her own sister fucked her molester
>got abused by her girlfriend whom she used to starve because she couldn't afford to feed 2 people
>used to be a skinny teen who dressed slutty for attention even though shes ugly
>now a whale
>has done drugs as a teen, stole, fucked in public and was a general shitstain
>hasn't improved and is a self-hating neet who refuses to get help
>shitty at coping and lashes out about little things
>extremely anxious and annoyed people with her agoraphobia and hypochondria
>self-harms after doing embarrassing shit in public or getting told off for being a dumbass
>fended off retards in self-defense but also felt good about hurting someone
>'terf' that still hates women and pickmes immensely
>projects on anons for fun because she loves attention

i'm insufferable but who cares since i don't try to make friends anyway

No. 567009

Bitch I'm >>566989 and are u me
I wish the best for you

No. 567024

I wasn't criticizing their attitude towards cows for the most part, more other female posters but let's just forget about it honestly lol

No. 567443

>flight attendant-chan. became one because no real friends
>BDDfag. spends half the time ogling at self in mirror, other half hiding from hideous altfag reflection
>so vain I whip out my iphone and disable the filters just to gaze upon my own pure, unfiltered beauty
>very subtly and casually rips on others for using far more makeup than me
>had to delete ig because scrotes were nonstop stalking, dming/leaving creepy comments
>actually a lesbian but tries to catch the attention of fit married men by winking at them during flights
>wears padded undershirts/pants beneath uniform
>actually fucking evil - I was an armour trimmer back in og rs days
>massive hypocrite
>plays mmorpgs yet despises and looks down upon others who do the same
>long distance relationship with girlfriend. has never met with her. has no intentions of meeting with her. for now only keeping her due to exclusivity because she's really cute.
>secretly a gamer and weeb yet cant stand all weebs/gamers.
>wishes to cosplay sailor jupiter but perhaps will never
>currently laid off and considering new career paths. accepting all suggestions from anons!

No. 567527

>currently laid off and considering new career paths. accepting all suggestions from anons

It's a shame that your company didn't offer you the opportunity to switch to the ATO or reservations. At least it would have kept you in your industry unless you work for a certain airline that filed for bankruptcy recently.
I was gonna say how you seem attractive enough to make a killing working at a bar or some kind of hostess industry in the meantime, but covid lel. Sorry anon I got nothing, but good luck to you.

No. 567583

>so vain I whip out my iphone and disable the filters just to gaze upon my own pure, unfiltered beauty

this is destroying me

No. 567829

The only opening I could find was receptionist at a medical clinic. And it's not something I would take up because the face mask is mandatory and I won't be able to enjoy my reflection as much. Oh and becoming a frontline medical-related worker would be risky, so there's that too. I have also considered live streaming on twitch but I would not be able to withhold my contempt for a scrote audience for long. I'd probably end up sperging at them. OnlyFans is also off the table because I don't wish to diminish my future employment prospects. I might start a dog walking business because I love dogs but I dunno how to go about it.

No. 567965

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>>be that quiet nerdy girl growing up
>>have a emo and scene phase in high school
>>things are ok for awhile, until they're not
>>father gets murdered when you are 17 by some dumb bitch after your parents separate
>>as an older teen you start to remember bits and pieces of being raped as a child
>>decide to move far away from it all
>>end up addicted to painkillers and dating an abusive man just before you leave
>>he follows you to your new city and makes sure you don't get clean
>>drop out of college because its impossible to go to school and stay high
>>scam thousands out of the government to afford your junkie lifestyle
>>steal from anyone and everyone when you have the opportunity
>>make your mom fund your heroin habit without her knowing
>>OD on xanax laced with fentanyl in public, wake up in the hospital many hours later
>>break in to your pill dealers apartment when they dont answer
>>they are asleep and you decide to steal their pills
>>they wake up when someone else knocks and you almost get caught
>>get arrested  in a different incident along with a different drug dealer just as theyre handing the pills to you
>>"i-i dont have a doctor, i neeeed them!"
>>the cops actually decide to let you go with no charge and your money back
>>cue yourself going to buy more drugs as soon as they release you lol
>>steal a quarter from an ex dealer when hes fucked up and justify it to yourself by thinking he didnt need any more drugs anyway, he was out of his mind on benzoes
>>get into benzoes for a few months yourself
>>cue uncontrollable stealing from every store you go into
>>at one store, you try to walk out with your jacket so stuffed with clothes that they are just falling out
>>get caught, friend ends up paying for everything
>>dabble in other drugs, such as crack, coke, ghb
>>wipe out on your first time doing ghb and scare friend who desperately tries to wake you
>>she calls 911 & they place an oxygen mask on you to wake you up
>>proceed to try to make out with the emt as you think youre in a porno until you see their uniforms and slowly realize what happened…
>>i was CONFUSED ok?
>>scam banks by cashing old cheques
>>generally just be a shit
>>years go by like this, occasionally hopping from city to city but always coming back

its been a crazy few years for me, but thankfully im clean now! its been almost 2 years since i quit the "lifestyle" i had and the daily use of heroin. im not "sober" in the traditional sense but that was never my goal anyway. ill use coke or mdma for a night out a few times a year and i drink alcohol daily… like 2 beers a day. i dont regret anything, the scope of experiences ive had, the fun along the way, the lessons learned were worth it.

No. 567968

This thread is really focused on some combination of sex, school, or career (lack of).

No. 567973

heroinfag who just posted, here is my updated/new milk

>>terf, antinatalist, member of VHEMT

>>"i only have guy friends because theyre less drama"
>>from heroin addict to internet addict
>>never leaves the fucking bed
>>completely useless
>>was in university but her retarded ass didnt pay her tuition with the student loan
>>genuinely hates humanity
>>is terrified of collapse but gets pleasure from knowing the super wealthy will no longer be on top and probably wont last long in a world where money no longer matters
>>obsessed with true crime, finds ted bundy and luka magnotta strangely attractive
>>fantasizes about having contact with magnotta
>>superiority complex even though shes not particulary good at anything, average looks
>>believes in eugenics and population control even though shed probably be a target for both
>>parasitic lifestyle; gets others to pay for everything and do everything for her because shes a lazy piece of shit with no drive or motivation

No. 567976

Anons this is a cow thread, not a vent/biography thread.. You're supposed to tell us about all the dumb milky stuff you did/still do that would justify a thread on /snow/ at least.

No. 567981

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old milk

>11 years old and became depressed/anxious

>became sucidal
>skipped most classes
>would have meltdown if i was forced to go to school
>realize i am bi
>over eat constantly because of mental illness
>mom doesnt care about me
>get very bad grades
>become obese
>get acne
>doesnt like showering
>only spends time playing stupid video games

new milk

>still very obese (221 lbs)

>still have acne but not as bad
>diagnosed with pcos
>her mom makes her feel awful everyday
>has plans how to move out but wont be able to until she finishes her education
>wants to starve herself to lose weight
>have an extreme dislike of people and thinks everyone has malicious intent
>maldaptive day dreams
>has had no gf or bf
>each time she was close to having one she was either used or rejected
>extremely lonley
>despite it all she's still trying to have a better life

No. 567986

Oh God, it's like I'm reading my own description in your new milk, except that I weigh less, but my acne has never been so bad and I'm a disgusting hairy woman.

No. 568721

>had multiple public spergouts in high school, at least once a month she would publicly, verbally abuse a teacher or a fellow student
>prostituted herself when she was underage for drugs
>friend took a video of her snorting Vicodin in the school bathroom and posted it on snapchat, later in the day when the school wanted to search her bag she called her principal a cunt and ran out of the school
>transferred schools after having so many sperg moments, didn’t change and continued to abuse drugs at school and sperg out when caught
>started dating a coke dealer in his thirties a couple weeks after she turned 18
>cheated on him with a guy in a different country, moved to the country and didn’t tell her boyfriend until she got to said country
>now a lazy alcoholic living in her boyfriends parents house, constantly visa hopping
>gets drunk and harasses people from her past because she can’t get over high school

No. 569038

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she looks like pic related
>Pretended to be retarded in middle school and was so universally mocked for it she had to switch schools
>In high school tried to be Normal, but people still talked about the insane behavior she did in middle school
>Extremely ugly (very bad bone structure) thought she could fix it by learning makeup, wasted lots of time and money trying to act like a stacy
>Senior year of high school had a crush on a freshman cheerleader girl who she sat next to in class. Creepy age gap (18 vs 14), however her crush was very nice to her and said she was the funniest person ever, waved to her from the school bus one time
>actually started thinking maybe she isn't a loser, like a loser
>Goes off to college, visits old HS friend. Friend's little sister turns out to be friends with old crush, who is also over to hang out
>"omg (Crush's name) it's been so long how are you?"
>crush deadass cannot remember who the hell she is, even after she tries to jog her memory
>wants to kill herself out of embarrassment
>Eventually loses contact with all old HS friends while simultaneously making no new friends in college, like actually zero. Now is about to graduate and never made a single friend. Only people she can talk to for fun are her parents
>Can't get interested in any mainstream shows, movies, or music, so cannot talk to people about anything
>Listens exclusively to vocaloid, nothing else. In fact, refuses to listen to anything else after a bad experience getting obsessed with a real singer in high school who turned out to be a very bad dude
>Can't tell anyone about music taste. Has to pretend she doesn't like any music.
>Thinks she's a genius, like actually, despite not being able to do chem and misreading almost every social cue thrown at her
>Has been told by random people her whole life she gives off weird vibes, but cannot figure out what is causing said vibes.
>despite being a huge weirdo herself, she hates other weirdos. Despises other weirdos. Will not interact with any weirdos. Looks down on everyone she meets and wonders why she has no friends.

No. 569051

ok i hate myself haha

>sister sexually abused/raped me multiple times as a very young kid (around 6)

>now i have repressed trauma and everytime i date someone i have trouble with intimacy and end up breaking up/ghosting because im a piece of shit
>realize that everyone ive dated reminds me of my sister in some way

fucking kill myself

No. 569058

I am so sorry, anon. Fuck that woman. I am dealing with the same thing as you, in some ways, I got molested as a child for some years by an older man with a good reputation in the neighbourhood and every man I've felt I've allowed to be close to me has been so similiar to him and also I leave them way too soon. It sucks feeling like I'll never have a healthy relationship.
Stay strong anon, ily

No. 569059

You should tell us more about those times in middle school when you pretended to be retarded.

No. 569061

Oh god molested by sister gang is literal hell. Started when I was 8… I legitimately was terrified of intimacy with women after for so long, couldn't believe we were both gay, thought it was half my fault for ages…
She's dating somebody a lot like me now, too. It's rough out here, anon, but all we can really do is try to look past similarities between our abusers and partners- if it's of some comfort, people tend to be cut from the same cloth pretty often without actually being the same as each other- and look for someone who's just genuinely kind, loving and cares about our agency first and foremost. The thing that your abuser will always lack is the ability to truly give a shit about others' well being, so if you pick up someone who can, you should be ok, even if it's gross to think of passing similarities between them. Things like being taller or dark haired or having a certain type of nose are surface level, but really having a good heart is most important.
You have a heart too, so don't be afraid to listen to it and b gentle with yourself. It's easier to let kindness and intimacy in if you've primed yourself with a little love first… Even if you can't fully love yourself, cut yourself a break and try to understand the way you are more thoroughly. I had a lot of trouble with intimacy, feeling emotions, letting myself be open until I introspected for a long while, and now I've been loved for almost 5 years now and understand my own heart like the back of my hand. It really helps for both guiding your actions/thoughts on a good path and protecting you from people who want to exploit your hurt.
Sorry about the longpost, but I've been in those exact shoes before and, well… You're not a piece of shit, it's normal-ish, natural, and there are ways out into a better self image! Can't change the past, but the future is yours to make what you want… just give yourself the kindness you were denied and things will be better someday.

No. 569268

seriously thank you guys

No. 569369

this made me sad. anon, this doesn't make you a cow, you experienced genuine trauma and it's not milky. your sister is terrible and i hope you stay strong. we're all rooting for you. i can't imagine what that must be like unraveling and noticing the patterns.

No. 569379

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Wew…here goes. I'm gonna try and keep it milky, not bio

>Ex-emo/scene girl turned goth

>Went through hardcore political extremist phases, starting with alt-right and going into fascism then Ted K eco-fascism
>Banned off twitter through multiple accounts, in the midst of people being doxxed left and right, joined comicsgate and a few other loser movements
>Got found out by abusive ex when he posted all the pages she liked on her social media
>Had to go dark for a year, delete everything
>Came back to join an edgy discord, got into feud with the mods and lost friends
>ducked out of using social media as a way to meet people, sticks with IRL friends now
>Still has edgy beliefs, but it's more terf and radfem now

No. 569399

Not the anon you replied to, but you are a sweet heart and that part was very kindly worded.

No. 569405

Was gonna say you sound like someone I'd enjoy being pals with if we knew each other irl, but then read the last point.
Lack of weirdo solidarity is truly the only negative. Maybe the age gap thing, too.

No. 569406

are we the same person lol

No. 569413

Not to pile on but listening exclusively to vocaloid shit is a hobby worth hiding too, but it does take some self-awareness to know this.

No. 569461

Nta but This is the nicest thing I’ve read on this hellsite.

No. 569652

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>is an autist
>her only "romantic" relationship was online
>total femcel
>fat and ugly
>hates other fat women
>hates the "fat acceptance" movement (aka landwhales making excuses to stay fat)
>secret terf
>Thinks JK Rowling is right and publicly supports her on twitter
>bosses everyone around
>super meticulous about how things should be done and if they aren't done that way throws a fit
>gets angry easily
>sees every argument like a court case or something she must win
>is super distrustful of others even of people she has known for years
>total bitch
>hates everyone around her
>big sister left so she is now in charge of the family business
>use to be a cutter
>use to be bulimic
>attempted suicide a few times (going to the ER three times)
>parents sent her to the most expensive schools ended up studying some shit degree
>2 years later the school stopped offering that shit degree due to low demand and low job opportunities
>she secretly hates her brother and wants him to leave as well
>brother is a schizo piece of shit cow himself
>will do what it takes to make someone's life a living hell
>super vengeful and petty, if someone crosses her she will never forgive them until the end of time
>total hypocrite at times
>use to have friends but they all left because she never even attempted to connect with them

No. 569807

>the typical overweight child in weird clothes who doesn't talk to anyone and gets bullied, with an alcoholic dad and doormat mom
>social anxiety, no self esteem, depression yada yada
>basically no life from puberty on, stopped going to school
>developed an ED as a teen with periods of relapse until mid 20's and no one knows
>met first boyfriend on the internet at 17, thought he was ugly but desperately clinged onto the relationship for about 5 years despite him being a cringey narcissistic edgelord and neoliberal
>managed to get a life and some friends as an adult, a better boyfriend and started university
>took an embarrassingly long time to finish university because mental health uwu, still has to write one last paper since last summer and hasn't even started, so the last year was a NEET lifestyle in disguise full of lies and still no master's
>likes to shit on boyfriend over minor things and housework while being a lazy hypocritical fuck
>developed a drug habit at 22 (mainly ampethamines) to make up for lack of teenage years and felt badass for it, started taking drugs again at 30 but less often and doesn't want to stop, hides it from anti-drug friend because coward
>engaging in misogynistic cattiness with said friend which goes against personal beliefs
>generally tends to hide stuff so now she can't make some of her friends meet because her lies could come out and everything could fall apart
>constantly worried that some friends don't like her enough to hang out more so she sticks to the two friends she's not worried about despite wanting to get closer with the others (this has been going on for like 8 years with no improvement)
>secretly despises her best friends for certain things which sometimes leads to passive aggressiveness or shit talking behind their backs
>spends too much time online
>was happy about the quarantine because now she could live in isolation without being questioned
>sometimes doesn't leave the house for days
>feels strong personal connection with twitter friends she barely knows and thinks about them a lot and is too scared to talk to them more, feels like a creep for it
>ghosted a literal anonymous discord with online friends because muh anxiety and "they all secretly hate me", deeply regretted it
>has strong opinions about things like politics and feminism but barely ever expresses them, even online because of being a paranoid mess
>recently conflicted about transphobic thoughts and starting to sympathize with terf beliefs since the J K Rowling thing
>buys games she never plays

No. 569821

>Came out as 'pansexual' at 11 years old and then wondered why I was bullied so hard by my classmates that I had to change schools
>dated a girl from spain for 2 days before ghosting her completely
>SJW at the age of 11
>Ran a fan account for the 'emo trinity'
>many deleted sperges came from this including one of me claiming I can afford expensive things like Abercrombie & fitch (I owned one thrifted shirt and also am working class and cannot afford those things)
>cringy emo who used 'smol bean' and obsessed over p!atd
>self-diagnosing with an ED and self-harming for attention
>SH becomes a genuine problem after a while and an addiction at worst
>still struggling w this at 18, thanks twelvie me
>moves school at 13 due to actual knife threats and changes to straight to stop bullying
>also am now anti-feminist, religion and 'not like other girls' due to internalized misogyny
>befriends the slutty girls, terrible influence
>smoking and drinking in parks with 20+ year-old men, flirting and enabling pedo behaviours
>hooks up with a popular boy at 14 and lets him finger me in a park, the whole school finds out
>then gets accused of claiming he raped me
>several other similar issues occur with nudes and popular boys however gained my status so I milked it
>then makes a cancer joke to someone who had it (a close friend who joked abt it herself)
>someone hears and calls me out
>refuses to take accountability and am now an awful person to the whole yeargroup
>had no friends for a whole summer
>eventually everyone forgot and i'm back to being a cunt
>huge attention whore, school skirt barely reached my mid thigh and was tight as hell
>flirted with and teased guys in lessons even though I was 15 and everyone in the class could see me
>regardless of this behaviour I was edating a guy from australia for nearly a year
>dumped him for an irl ginger who ended up ghosting me
>started getting piercings for edge points
>definitely a compulsive liar, tell white lies to seem cooler than I am
>identify as bisexual but would probably never date a girl because of internalised homophobia
>SJW again but still uses slurs when no one's around- preaches the opposite to my peers
>had sex with a guy I met online after 1 hour of knowing him IRL
>Am now an 18 year old burnout with no work ethic trying to drop out of my college courses as I am too retarded to complete them
>Blame this all on daddy issues as I have a narcissist father but really I'm just a cunt in denial
>hoping for a BPD diagnosis to explain my shitty behaviour, but probably not

No. 571004

I was an inconsiderate shell of a kid.
>was bigger than the kids around her so she ate a lot
>was selectively mute and couldn’t keep friends
>stuffed her face and chewed with her mouth open because she sat alone at lunch and couldn’t be bothered. also self-served so much frijoles it spilled and a lunch lady had to wipe it up.
>”militant atheist” “agnostic” phase
>identified as a man and obsessed over manhood. watched jordan peterson.
>after years of embarrassment and making people uncomfortable, wanted to be woman again.
>identified with the term “crybaby” when mm was popular and eventually became overly sensitive 💧
>got into mgtow and stefan molyneux, believed as a woman she must be cRaZy like these men said.
>16, still ate a lot because wanted to have enough nutrients for a healthy nonexistent baby. (see above)
>16, rushed into relationship with weeb coomer pedo bf 3 years older who doesn’t believe in respecting women. felt pressured to do “girlfriend things” for him. got caught getting fingered on the bus. gave him my virginity after we broke up because i felt bad. he pulled up hentai immediately after he came as i expected.
>we got together then broke up again. i spammed him while crying violently. snuck out to give him $20 because i heard he didn’t have food which he lied about.
>i was caught then mom threatened to call the police and i screamed and my grandma had to go to the hospital after fainting from shock. i’m a horrible person but she’s ok with a new brain diagnosis. continues thinking about him every day.
>year later, family drama. stuck up for my sister and told mom she was a bitch. she pointed scissors at me, grabbed my hair, threw me down and put her hands around my neck. i stupidly cried about it to a teacher then cps was called and mom said she regretted giving birth to me.

That’s all the milky milk. The best thing to come out of that “relationship” was being introduced to Jesus. And family is strained for other reasons but mom and I are on much better terms now. Trauma produces growth if you’ll reflect. Drink water and be kind to your worst enemies, especially yourself.

No. 571010

anon i love you and relate to you so hard, maybe we are all cows….

No. 571012

>actually fucking evil - I was an armour trimmer back in og rs days
alright that's it, we're enemies for life

No. 571013

I'd love to be friends with you ngl

No. 571047

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Kek reminds me of pic related anon

I'd dump my mediocre bf for you. Mfw no pretty textbook mean girl to have a toxic relationship with

No. 571065

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posting this here but she is definitely /pt/ material, what a fucking cow
>literally autistic
>really into art but no talent or progress ever
>falls in love with any man that treats her well, and manipulates the shit out of them
>been telling everyone that shes an innocent virgin girl when she had a full blown club thot phase while living overseas for a year
>'no, i never kissed anyone actually haha. i'm a virgin still. i never even been to a club or used any drug, guess i'm lame haha' are commonly heard lies from this cow, and those couldn't be further from the truth
>tells men that she is really socially awkward and has no friends, uses the autism diagnosis to back it up, makes them feel bad for her even though her social life is doing well and she can do just fine socially
>pretend shes really nice and friendly but will absolutely talk shit about you and be very mean
>cant change her snake ways even though she tried
>is the creator of inner circles and shit talking channels in all servers she joins
>people just think its a harmless interest in gossip because uwu shes so innocent and shes autistic guysss
>been getting into e-relationships online since 2013 and always stops talking to them after a year at most, but comes back to them after a few years just to get some attention and then leave them again
>maintained e-relationships while dating irl with dudes overseas that she didnt even tell her mum about
>talking about mum, holy shit, this bitch is spoiled as fuck
>never pays for anything because mum will always cover it up
>wouldn't have gotten anywhere without nepotism, including job, uni and the place she lives

What a snake, fuck her and her nasolabial folds

No. 571103

Only possible treat is Pathological lying.

> Lied so much through life, she can't even tell what's real and not anymore about some aspects.

> Lied about dating a certain person for like… a whole year ( and after obsessive stalking, dated this person). Lied a lot to him too, then ghosted him.

> Lied about her past, about abuse.

> Actually had some abuse in her past but can't tell anymore what's real and what's not.

> Aways changing friends (3 unfinished University colleges, several jobs) and social circles due to her compulsive lying, I don't even know how she didn't end up being called out for her bs lol

> Lies to therapists, when feeling said therapist is starting to suspect, ghost and get a new therapist.

> Lies about having a degree but dropped University 3x.

> Once even manage to get a fucking job on chemistry teaching without a degree

> Tried to be honest once or twice but aways end up lying.

Probably lied about something while writing this.

No. 571222

Damn you sound like the girl I wouldnt mind be bullied to. Bully me pls queen! call me a fat and ugly lesbian I dont mind! I'll give you my money! seriously you're like an IRL regina George.

No. 571273

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holy shit im not alone
bless u anon, were both filthy liars

No. 571276

>grow up in crazy conservative country
>become contrarian edgy atheist and start doing things like saying "hail satan" during mandatory school prayer sessions
>homestuck phase where i did nothing but draw homestuck over all of my books, teachers confiscated them thinking they were demons
>dad dies in junior year, don't tell anyone but completely spiral out of control
>cutting myself frequently, have an ED where i do nothing but eat 3 spoonfuls of peanut butter a day
>steal pictures of cute japanese girls from myspace and catfish guys online into thinking i'm their ideal japanese waifu
>skip so many classes they threaten to not allow me to graduate
>become a fakeboi in college. convinced i am an IRL anime boy.
>have straight As until i have a mental breakdown and skip all of my exams and get a letter saying ive been kicked out of my ivy league school(that i had a scholarship for)
>sister so mad at me because she paid for my college fees that we don't talk for years
>become a neet for 2 years and attempt suicide about 3-4 times and blame it on my mom whose the only person who gives a shit about me
>date men because internalized homophobia but never fuck them, ruin and shatter their confidence by telling them i find them unattractive

Now I'm just your average employed, alcoholic lesbian.

No. 571277

How the fuck did you get kicked out of an ivy league school? I don't even go to an ivy, but I skipped my exams and they had no problem with letting me come back. I'm guessing you don't even know what the Ivy League actually is, right?

No. 571278

I skipped all of my exams and also went MIA suicidal mode while not replying to any of my professors. I got a few emails of them trying to assist me but I ignored them.
I am sure you are correct in that they would have let me retake them or reschedule but I cut off all communication with my school for months.

No. 571284

Sucks for you. If you put the minimum of effort you could have gone back. Actually tbh my parents wrote them some basic things and they let me back easy. Elite private schools generally like to pamper their students.

Also another thing is that Ivy Leagues dont' give out scholarships generally.Everyone is on financial aid only pretty much and its pretty generous. I lost some scholarships when I had to take time off of my university but they take scholarships away from your FA so it didn't really make a difference. Most elite universities with good FA are like this.

So many Americans think any random private school is an ivy league lmao. OT but at least my college never gets mistake for an Ivy. We're just the Harvard of the South lmao

No. 571287

I'm aware of this now. I wasted a huge opportunity as well. I was an international student and it was my only ticket to a better future out of my third world shithole country(I'm stuck here now).

Anyway. Don't fuck up your life like I did, anon. I could be making at least thrice what I make now and be living in some comfy, modern apartment.

No. 571319

>Harvard of the South
So I can think of 3 that people have said. Vanderbilt, Tulane, Rice
Was it Brown? If it actually was an Ivy League.

No. 571461

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>has clingy, overbearing mother
>father is extremely passive aggressive and she looks like the female version of him
>both of them divorced when she was nine
>skeletal (but skinny fat) but taller than average
>unfortunate facial features and a terribly placed birthmark
>obsessed with getting plastic surgery, wears a face of makeup even just to go to the grocery store
>was bullied in elementary school for being the weird girl, got picked on by both of her groups of friends, bullied another weird girl because she thought she was somehow superior
>wanted to rename her megatron bc she was obsessed with OG transformers, starscream was the ideal husbando
>created an art contest at school with the help of her friends because she knew she would win. she did
>became addicted to the internet at a young age, constantly browsed deviantart to make fun of terrible artists (that she was on the same level as)
>sent hate anons to mutuals on tumblr
>continues school, gets horrible grades simply because she does not care and refuses to do the work
>constantly lie and cheat on tests because teachers give her leniency bc of her ADHD
>has no friends, except for two younger girls obsessed with video games, still treats them like shit anyways
>spends any money she gets immediately on stupid shit, like corsets that she somehow will think makes her hotter (it won’t)
>owned a sans the skeleton body pillow and then gave it away to a friend because the game got too popular
>extreme contrarian, leftist in theory but hates any type of identity politics
> internalized misogynist and honestly isn’t even feeling bad for most of the women’s shitty relationships in this thread
>gained popularity in the true crime community on tumblr because she made fun of the hybristophiles despite being one herself
>this gave her an extreme femdom fetish for torturing evil men. just this year became obsessed with one of the worst men that walked the earth and couldn’t stop talking about how much he wanted to peg him
>listens to the same five songs on repeat and daydreams her alternate universe where she is famous for various reasons, usually in the past
>her husbando is a guy who died 20 years before she was born, an overweight drug addicted asshole. still in love with him anyways and collects anything about him
>autistically is writing a nonsensical novel right now with a guy who isn’t even interested in her

i’m a clown AMA

No. 571579

Man i have a huge cow background, including being part of the tumblr nymphet community and being a fakeboi in weeb/fujo communities and decided against posting all of my history just in case someone idenfies me because i used to be very open about my life. I thankfully grew out of it since that shit happened when i was very underage, and nowadays am a very private person with little to no stalkeable social media and i keep my meltdowns for my close friends only. But ngl, i live in fear that someone i know irl will dig up my past and/or expose my CP pics from back then.

No. 571637

welcome to my circus yall

>csa victim, start cutting at 10 years old

>both parents use drugs, crazy and fight constantly
>dad weird as hell, accuses everyone else's dad of being a pedo
>turns out dad is the pedo
>tried to come out at 14, parents ban spending time with secret gf in response
>pretend to be a boy online for a month to flirt with girls she knows from school
>shit gets too real
>says that boy killed himself because at 14 that seemed like a good and easy solution
>police, parents, and school get involved, refuse to speak about it
>relationships strained with everyone afterwards, very disliked
>start doing drugs
>has sex with and then dates a boy she doesn't even like so her mom stops having breakdowns about her being gay
>drink cough syrup constantly, use psychedelics all the time, loves cocaine
>thinks she's got self inflicted brain damage now
>pine for girl who is obviously leading her on, get pimped out at 16 by her while super fucked up
>more upset about girl cutting off contact afterwards than anything else
>2 failed suicide attempts in 2 weeks, spend a month in a crisis center
>runs away from home but gets arrested in another state for it and sent to juvie, parents have to come get her
>mom cheats and parents divorce
>drops out of HS and gets GED instead, kicked out at 17
>become stripper as soon as possible to escape minimum wage hell
>no self esteem, customers comment on scars but keep cutting anyway
>estranged from entire family
>no regard for personal safety, gets drunk and walks around alone all night several times a week
>gets into arguments with total strangers in public often
>whines all the time about being a useless drug addict and whore to only friend, but makes zero effort to change
>spent like an entire decade high
>turn 24, decide to go to college since she can get free money for it now
>quit strip clubs and camming to serve in restaurants, become borderline alcoholic
>fail community college classes like public speaking twice because panic attacks when trying to talk about herself
>starts studying cs because friend suggested it and she wasn't doing shit anyway
>discover autistic interest in computer networks and security
>friendship with drugs over, now computer is best friend
>still retarded from abusing them though
>much older than classmates and nothing in common
>terrified of old camshows being discovered
>goes to therapy and takes meds for smorgasbord of trauma because again her only friend suggested it
>still day dreaming about dying
>still unsure if lesbian or bisexual

i'm still a clown, but a little bit less so than before

No. 571715

Whos the husbando anon??

No. 571728

>traumatizing childhood that later leads to multiple mental illnesses
>first tried to commit suicide at age 9
>started cutting age 11
>put on medications at a v young age that probably weren't made for kids
>problematic parents
>humorous but capable of being caustic father, workaholic, only around on and off again
>exceedingly overemotional bpdfag mother prone to horrible emotional, psychological, and physical abuse
>raised to feel inferior and retarded
>raised to believe emotion is bad while dealing with emotionally abusive family members
>parents always fighting
>compared to my younger sister constantly
>parents divorce in my early teens
>over money problems
>they're horribly irresponsible with money and in general
>bullied at school, abused at home
>dont really realize what's happening to me at all but i hate it
>mom has a stroke shortly after divorce is filed
>mom has multiple abusive psychopath boyfriends after divorce that steal from her and take advantage of her being near handicapped
>dont know what the fuck to do
>she becomes even more abusive as time goes on, maybe it's the brain damage
>instances where she falsely calls the cops on me and threatens to get me arrested multiple times for fights that she started
>publicly humiliates me by having cops pretend to "arrest me"
>tries to choke me
>when i'm almost legal i move out and i'm finally free of her after coming to my senses fully and realizing i cant take it anymore or ill end my own life
>move in with dad
>sister becomes self entitled as a result of her superiority complex formed by my familys preference for her
>shows downright sociopath behavior including starting fights with me for no reason
>dogging me to cut and harm myself
>is now a psychology major at a university
>funny how someone with almost no empathy is a psych major lmao

internet saga
>take to the internet
>get involved in multiple communities
>start off out on a weeb forum where it's cringey but nothing serious
>hospitalized three times when i was a minor, luckily not as an adult yet!

>discover tumblr around age 15

>become cow of high caliber when i piss off people in a weeb fandom by not being pc enough for them
>try to escape my main acct by using an rp account to rp my unpopular fav character
>end up in semi relationship with a fandom translator only to have her go nonbinary cringe on me
>end up with obsessive crush on german fakeboi
>get found there bc german fakeboi is in the rp community
>drama continues
>desperately try and escape drama only to end up entrenched back in it
>callout post is made
>am angry and resentful at that point
>find out what my frenemy's twitter is and start stalking her under a different alias
>she believes i'm a different person
>she finds out i'm me
>say i have her dox just to scare her
>fucking get blocked for good
>around this time start to theorize that i'm bipolar or bpd
>convince therapist to diagnose me
>find out it's indeed true and i am a mood disordered bpdfag
>start medications and think my quality of life will vastly be improved

irl shit in the meantime
>drop out of hs at 19 after shit math scores and getting behind in self paced school
>one year behind
>everyone i knew graduated a year prior
>fuck high school
>get ged
>work dead ended job for a year b4 attending community college
>attend community college, have almost no friends
>befriends stoners at work
>realize i am now in a love dodecohedron
>leads to more drama
>am used by an infidel asshole who lies about not having a gf
>have short lived relationship with coworker only to have him blueball me when we were about to have sex
>heartbroken, get rebound bf
>turned off sex but he begins to gaslight me and abuse me when i dont let him touch me
>say i want to wait to have sex and am faced with constantly being coerced into letting him finger me bc he's angry i wont fuck him and that i'm scared
>generally allow myself to be stomped on and further abused
>have more bad relationships
>give myself cigarette burns and more cuts from the pain of my relationships
>i have around 30 burns and cuts now

but it doesn't end there
>to escape tumblr, joins weeb forum
>become known troll on weeb forum after deciding that good faith debates with the alt right fags there won't do me any good
>get "in" with their equivalent of the spam and shitpost community
>become member of their discord servers
>things proceed in a mostly peaceful manner for around 1.5 years other than the occasional cow in the server
>drama ensues when me and three other users make a blog to roast users of the site
>get harassed by pedophile woman and her pedophile gf who are server users for calling them out
>one of the callouts i think was more than rightful
>they get me kicked from a server i was a member of for two years
>mods are fags and made one of them a mod
>she suicide baits mods and makes up false story abt going to a mental hospital to try and make me look bad
>meanwhile i'm mentally staggered dealing with irl shit
>cutting myself, burning myself, and trying to overdose constantly as a result of my mental instability
>nobody notices irl
>continue to deal with drama between me and pedo bitches
>end up deleting drama blog which'd started to become inactive to appease them
>it doesn't help
>they start threatening me
>other group of harassers possibly aided by them spread nudes i posted when drunk and photoshopped deepfakes of me
>mental health stoops lower and lower
>nobody does anything about it and everyone starts saying that i'm a piece of shit
>get to the lowest boiling point
>eventually pedos dox me and proceed to harass my family, school, workplace and my local police department
>luckily nothing comes of it, still i get exceedingly paranoid of wtf is to come
>contemplate quitting the internet
>end up cutting a slice in my fucking wrist that needs 4 stitches and lie to hospital about it since i have to go back to work the next day
>activity wanes and the site dies down
>eventually decide to implode accounts altogether 1 yr later bc i cant deal with it
>i was a member for 2 years on that fucking site with almost nothing dramatic happening and i got a worse retread of tumblr except with a dollop of having to deal with female pedophiles who everyone defended for some reason and actualized doxing
>and everyone shrugged it off
>admittedly i dramawhored, but no way did i deserve for things to escalate that far
>the drama has been a fucking lesson and a half
>also traumatizing

>overall now i prefer to lay low compared to how i used to be

>i dont miss having an obnoxious cow persona
>it got me nothing but shit
>festering in community college and have changed major twice with no sense of direction
>family refuses to fund me going to uni
>my sister drove me to have a mental breakdown and i end up moving out of my dads
>stuck with abuser mom currently
>closer to 25 than 20 and still a virgin after being traumatized by my abusive exes trying to initiate sex with me when i didnt want it
>corona has rekt my mental health and my last ditch effort to try and convince my parents to let me move the fuck out and go to the nearest uni

other embarrassing shit
>general daddy issues
>likes older men
>or troubled men
>liked men with dead girlfriends or abusive pasts
>wants to try and fix broken men or hope that their brokenness is somehow compatible with mine
>wanting to date an older guy who i know will probably treat me like shit half the time
>no resemblance of knowing what a healthy relationship is like at all

>journaled in middle school about how i wanted to murder my classmates in gruesome detail

>have since moved on from that but use writing about abusive situations as a coping mechanism to try and rationalize my abuse
>stained my middle school journals with self harm blood
>have moved onto healthier vent journals but draw really ugly ass vent art

>stanned male adult characters who are outright abusive misogynist freaks

>roleplayed as them
>written stories about them from their perspective
>wonder how i could be so vile

>stanned irl dude whos alleged to abuse his ex

>difficult to accept this
>feel like my perception is tainted
>still think he's handsome, looking at his face makes me fluster, and want to die
>have fantasized about him hurting me which makes me feel like i must be as fucking brain damaged as my bpdfag mother

>generally cringey tendency to crush on women and then move onto another woman to crush on

>too flustered to ever admit i like a woman with the fear she'll reject me
>my gaydar/bi-dar is garbage

>best friends with a tranny who is probably one of the few things that helped me when i was mentally woeful

>he means a lot to me
>i'm not gc so it doesn't bother me and he's a very good person who isnt defined by identity politics
>i withhold some of my controversial views from my friends and sometimes i feel ashamed that i do
>only because i dont want to make them uncomfortable or be shat upon for not being leftist enough, i'm plenty leftist, i just dont agree with some shit the left is spewing
>idk what else

No. 571729

Reading this thread makes me feel infinitely better about my life and that I can still turn things around. So thank you for that lol.

No. 571734

>>571728 damn anon you win. Well, you and that anon who drank ethanol in hs.

No. 571735

honestly anon I just feel bad all that shit happened to you, and I'm glad you're still living. I don't think you'd even be a cow compared to other girls who had easy lives but fucked it up for themselves in some way.

No. 571744

>Banned off twitter through multiple accounts, picking fights with discord mods
Bless you anon. What did you do to get banned?


No it isn't, fuck u

No. 571750

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Well I've been ruminating on it for a few weeks, might as well give it a go:
>ugly duckling child that turned into ugly goose adult out of general negligence of her body from not giving a fuck out of spite
>went through phase of annoying people for attention then wondered why everyone despised her and didn't want to be her friend
>molested and assaulted by males and abandoned by biological dad
>stepparent and mother imprinted terrible narcissistic/defensive traits that only in recent years she has become self-aware of via lots of ego injury
>even as adult can't stop blaming parents for general failure
>still angry as an adult for childhood shit like moving away and losing all friends just to be bullied and outcast in new school
>constantly feels misunderstood by people but it's her fault majority of the time
>deserves the outcome for being a fucking weirdo
>two degrees yet professionally unaccomplished and underpaid
>can't even live alone cause unable to meet costs of living combined with insurmountable debt
>bitter against anyone in better life situations or who she feels "didn't earn it"
>hypocritically gets hurt when worse-off friends have aforementioned mindset towards her
>desperate and pandering pickme from preteens to the age of 27
>burned multiple times by parasitic and abusive men yet nary changed ways despite knowing better
>multiple abortions and years of hormonal abuse on body because she self-harmed with risky sex and isn't sorry for it
>constantly fighting urges to cater to males out of loneliness but luckily bad body and bitter mentality acts as a male repellent >only the ugliest orbiters darken her doorstep who are then easily rejected and balls quashed yet she should probably be thankful for even their attention
>will die alone because she doesn't want an uggo low effort male even though she is uggo low effort female
>has female friends but weird undertone of competitiveness with all but maybe one or two >internalizes the comparative tones out of a future notion that one day she will be prettier than female rivals and have vengeance
>probably a high-functioning depressive personality but can't afford help and internal aversion from mother saying mental illness was for excuse makers
>sometimes judges people with illnesses as excuse makers even though she was just as hurt by those accusations herself
>most 'talents' are mimics if not blatant ripoffs of more talented persons
>spends inconceivable amount of time doing unproductive shit like arguing on the internet yet makes fun of others caught doing the same
>virtue signals for self-esteem but has the worst self-esteem of all
>wants a family but has little nurturing instinct for other babies as it is, would probably be as bad of a mother as her own was to her
>looks down on copes and escapisms in others but would totally drown herself in drug and alcohol benders if she could get away with it
>disgustingly finds most of her happiness in material things
>internally loves to be angry, loves drama, loves conflict, and loves problems even though she outwardly denies it
>chronically lazy and feels entitled to an easy life despite no one owing her shit

tl;dr I'm a hateful hypocrite with a vendetta against groups of people who I allowed to hurt me so my brain doesn't spend all its time hating myself. No, it doesn't work. Usually.

Repost for format.

No. 571751

Oh shit it's like looking into a distorted mirror showing what would happen if a father and shitty sister joined the party, down to the vent journals, helper syndrome fantasys, mother having a stroke resulting in brain damage making her behaviour worse(or blaming it on that) and the rping and writing as vile male characters.
Do you think going to uni would make your situation better? It sounds more like you really need to get away from your family as first priority.

No. 571752

Well, the expectations to get it over with at a certain age run kind of deep, since it's often considered a part of adulthood/becoming an adult/having "serious" relationships, which might even be true. I feel infantile for still being inexperienced in something like that tbh.

No. 571813

Anon either commit to posting or at least stop bumping the thread.

No. 571894

samefag, think it would, yes. I am not the most responsible person but I do believe they're part of what's bringing me down and having to be surrounded by them isn't helping me

No. 572361

Not as severe as y’all’s posts but here it goes:

>was diagnosed with depression at age 11.

>used to have a crush every single year of school since 8th grade, probably due to the fact that she hadn’t received much love at home due to living in an abusive home and suffering CSA at the hands of her faggot stepfather.
>used to proclaim she was a witch to seek cool and to stave off bullies, doubt it worked.
>used to proclaim atheism so her Wiccan friend would recruit her into her coven or “teach her the ways”.
>thought she was bi, only to turn away an ally which became her enemy in the end as she didn’t know what “feelings” and “falling in love” were to experience towards another woman.
>Had a crush on a dude slightly younger than her which became an on-and-off obsession for 10 years.
>did nothing after graduating high school for the first 5 years, only to whine and bitch about it to her friends only for them to get tired of hearing it and avoid her.
>pathological liar.
>attended rehab services for her disability and got her life turned around…sorta.


>changed beliefs of magic/agnostic-atheism and converted to Christianity.

>is still an edgelord and suicidal, finds many ways to self harm with her own health issues.
>slowly develops a victim complex.
>is still battling depression
>still a woman child, only in private (family) as she fears her childish behavior with shun away any ventures academically and professionally.
>still a momma’s girl despite said mother being distant in the past as well as being physically and emotionally abusive in the past (and still has a victim complex).
>doesn’t care about nor love her stepfather, only tries to be civil as he is almost non-existent in her world.
>constantly looks down on her younger siblings for not going to college and is trying to stop since college is not for everyone.
>still has no idea what she wants to major in her bachelor’s, she just wants to get a cushy office job with her degree.
>currently unemployed and half-neet.
>still gets into fights with her siblings despite pushing 30.
>is trying her damndest to forgive her family and the people in her past for all the shit they put her through even though she sometimes doesn’t want to when they do her wrong.
>is trying to take accountability for her actions and coming to terms with her lack of innocence as well.
>is still a cis virgin, was never bi.

I’d like to thank my faith in Jesus that keeps me going otherwise I would’ve successfully an hero’ed a long time ago.

No. 572995

idk, like she's got some cow-like tendencies but she doesn't really…do anything

No. 573242

>Been using this site for years, proud of having been the vendetta anon to post Erin despite having secretly having a popular agere blog

based. thank you for the milk. erin was my favorite cow.

No. 573278

>cis virgin

No. 573320

Meant to say “hetero virgin”, I’ve fucked up

No. 573461

Stupid influencer with plenty of clout, surgery, money, and knows plenty of e-celebs but no true friends. Only social interactions they find fulfilling are posting updates of cows on lolcow that they literally don’t even give a shit about. Having people reply to the new “milk” is what keeps them going, pathetic bitch.

No. 573884

I feel bad posting mine because some of you guys went through some horrible shit. I’m just here to laugh at myself

>cutter during preteen years, ~muh intense emptiness~

>I hAtE my PaReNtS tHeY dOnT LisTen To mOi (is an adult)
>boyfriend cheats
>remains in relationship with said boyfriend because cant let go and lol can forgive I guess
>stalks the girl that he cheated with via social media and gets sooper jealous and cries bc me no pretty like her!!!11!!!
>I miSs SeLf HarM!!!1
>is an adult; goes on MPA
>relies on calendar method
>eating “disorder” all through teens, has only lost five pounds and feels soopa disordered when fasting until 2pm and eating fruit until binging at 5pm UwU
>went through big fake boi phase and regrets it but friends don’t drop it
>no tits. I want tits now after all.

That’s it. I’m just a cringelord and part of my brain is stuck at 15 years old kek
Really though I hope the rest of you guys figure yourselves out and get the best out of life you can, sorry for cheesiness

No. 573904

ok but who didnt cut themselves in 8th grade

No. 573912

a lot of people that didn't have issues tbh

No. 574114

oh boy this will be fun

old milk
> wannabe ana-chan since 7th grade, still struggling with binge/purge behavior at times in latter 20s
> middle school fakeboi phase before fakebois were a thing
> yaoi fag/weeb; made unfortunate sasuke cosplay out of dad's clothes
> black sheep of the family aka emo/scene wannabe that wasn't allowed to go to shows
> swelf-hawrm

current milk
> remained living with ex-bf for 4 months after breakup
> cucked myself/allowed him to keep fucking my asshole even after finding out he was dating another girl
> moved out, made amazing friends and connections
> finally started dating someone else that i actually had feelings for
> he's a decade older and dumped me over text
> months later he claims to not have realized we broke up (despite not seeing each other) and i consider taking him back
> still kinda working through that tbh

No. 574757

>CSA victim and uses that all the time to justify woe is me mentality
>autistic, bipolar and probably BPD but don’t quote her on that
>is an unironic furry, weeb and a juggalo
>severe attachment and abandonment issues
>jumps into long term relationships quickly and goes from relationship to relationship, hasn’t been properly single in years
>very terrible at holding a job for more than a few months, longest job kept was at a fast food restaurant
>drug addict pill popper, got asked to resign at her last job because they suspected she was using
>thrives on male validation, probably needs it to survive at this point
>has cheated on most of her past partners, trying not to do it with current bf

If I think of any more milk I’ll let y’all know.

No. 574764

>also a brony (forgot your add that part)
>hangs around incel spaces and reads what they have to say because she finds their point of views “interesting” and sometimes sympathizes with them
>does this while also indentifying herself as a radfem
>radfem beliefs but also carries some disdain towards women and finds it hard to befriend them, has one very close female friend she hangs onto for dear life even though she’s a shitty person
>has a very deep personal vendetta against trannies and makes it known to everyone
>the only thing that makes her feel better and not like such a failure is laughing at trannies

No. 574953

The fact that there is such a huge portion of radfems who also have an incel fetish and use /r9k/ as a dating website is so bizarre and pathetic to me, like why do those Venn diagrams overlap as much as they do it’s so strange and counter intuitive

No. 575353

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No. 576289

> came here to feel slightly better about self
> saw others are simply stating embarrassing flaws and don’t actively hurt people
> realized “other people are probably secretly worse than me” was a farce
> lacks enough empathy to care about improving sociopathic tendencies

No. 577891

New milk
>got shadowbanned
>the boss of the company wanted to see her pussy
>got of her psych meds just to snort them through her nose
>is going to hook up with one of her followers who is more than 10 years older and from another country
>loves mushrooms, got fungi in her puss

No. 580203

oh boy here we go

>"nonbinary lesbian"

>depressed, anxious and has ocd (the constant horrific thoughts and images kind)
>probably has autism
>has experienced straight up delusions
>isolated childhood and bullied throughout all of school
>had gastro-intestinal problems growing up so had toileting problems up until mid-teens
>ugly fat weeb kid who couldn't dress
>cutter since 14
>dropped out of first college course because of mental breakdown and had to be picked up by the police
>spent a year floundering about doing retail and skipping meals
>studying art
>had to resit first year of new college course
>didn't lose virginity until 20
>can't enjoy sex sober
>cries at the drop of the hat
>no motivation to do art and has no sense of what to do in the future
>got blackout drunk once and had a sperg out and punched a friend
>fantasises about being seriously hurt or sexually assaulted because they feel like they deserve it
>claims to think lolcow/kiwifarms people are pathetic but still lurks anyway
>probably fucked up the greentext

at least im living with my girlfriend now lol

No. 580273

i hate this stupid bitch

>fat since childhood

>looks like shane dawson in a wig
>simultaneously austistic enough to have dysphoria yet not autistic enough to play into tranny identity shit
>the epitome of social and romantic failure - 22 year old friendless kissless virgin
>dropout since middle school to full time shut in
>probably has autism or assburgers or adhd or whatever stupid shit on top of severe anxiety and depression
>starting drinking for the first time only last year after getting jealous that 18 year olds had more experience and fun than me
>well on the way to alcoholism
>if had any social connections would surely get into drugs in a heartbeat
>hasnt felt joy since age 10
>contemplates suicide everyday
>applying for shitty jobs since 17 and never even had an interview

fuck i cant believe im crying over typing this shit, i need to fucking kill myself

No. 580274

Just stop being fat, really.

No. 580278

thanks, real helpful, im already working on it anachan

No. 580286

I tick everything on that same list except I'm not fat… I'm still pretty fucked.

No. 580297

>mean narcissistic trust fund baby married to hot rich guy with too low of self-esteem to realize how much better he could do
>fat with bad skin, but used to have perfect ballerina body which makes it even more pathetic
>wino and fast food addict
>absurdly materialistic and cares more about things than people other than husband
>painfully awkward
>fujoshi trash
>no healthy friendships, all friends are also trainwrecks and worthy of their own threads

No. 580308

Would follow your thread

No. 580342

You sound really juicy.

No. 580485

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Most of my milk is old and just me being socially stupid, so here’s my dumb bitch old milk:

>unironically calls someone “waifu”

>is ugly but somehow has simps she never uses because moralfag
>still tries to convert them into actual functioning people
>pretended to be “uwu Bi” because no friends
>too straight for that gay shit
>always wanted to have group of girl friends
>joined a 18+ group with lesbian women
>managed to always deflect the horny people
>became admin i still wonder how
>was worst admin ever
>complete pushover because hated being in the middle of drama
>still loved watching the constant infighting and drama unfold
>somehow managed to avoid getting sucked into drama
>somehow managed to become friends with most of the involved parties
>toxic member somehow always simped for me
>still feels bad about it wtf girl I never asked for it, I actively told you I didn’t want you to do it wtf

After a few days of inactivity

>unironically joined “uwuowo” cute groups on discord

>unironically has an “uwu“ discord tag and pfp
>left those “uwuowo“ cute groups
>most of the people somehow thought I was a guy the majority of the time
>I still somehow got people simping for me
>still feels disgusted because of inexplicable hate for simps in general

I don’t know how, but I think it’s the genuine use of “uwu” emojis what makes people want to orbit others, so take notes everyone, use “uwu” emojis and squiggly symbols if you ever want some simps.

I honestly don’t understand how anyone can handle simps though, I instantly felt disgusted and did my best to make them stop trying to do anything for a stranger on the internet.

No. 580578

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>daddy issues
>went through a lolita phase at 17 and found 50+ year old guys hot
>fat since always
>would only masturbate to hentai until 3 years ago
>dropped out of 8th grade to go to cyber school
>cheated in said cyber school to graduate high school
>found my bf in lolcow
>went to college part time for 5 years and still never graduated
>15K in student loan debt
>still can't drive in mid 20s
>from 12-15 would spam artists to make request drawings on Deviant of my shitty OC's
>had over 600 images of said OC drawings
>used to yaoi RP and say "ugu" at the end of my sentences at 16

No. 580599

>found my bf in lolcow
why and how

No. 580600

Through the friend finder thread.

No. 581593

>dates a scrote that added you on discord or some rando social media site through lolcow

kek! seriously?! eww either that guy is an incel or lurks r9k and is probably plotting something to hurt you, love yourself more anon. scrotes and trannies that lurk this site are probably shit and usually hate women.

No. 582165

Neither actually, been together 3 years now. So a little late for that.
But he doesn't lurk and came one time, now here we are.

No. 582167

Not sure what other anon's problem is but good for you anon, hope he treats you well lol

No. 582494

I’ve been super boring and unmilky for years now so here’s ages 17-21 lol

>>diagnosed bpdfag wannabe mia

>>daddy issues
>>gets kicked out at 17 for standing up to abusive father
>>latches on to any Mexican guy that will give her attention
>>first bf is abusive, ldr & cheats with his ex so as punishment, I make him fist his asshole on webcam (screenshots galore)
>>never show anyone the screenshots but tell people the story because I think it’s funny
>>force bf to move all over country for me only to end up dumping him for bf #2
>>bf #2 gets me into hard drugs, I become dealer
>>drugs potentiate mental illness, become incredibly unstable
>>begin to believe I have special powers and start doing crazy shit like putting my period blood into bf’s food for spiritual purposes
>>relationship crumbles due to both our instability
>>give him laxative to ruin his trip out of town
>>during break in relationship, contemplate cheating on him with a friend who begins to act strangely
>>get raped while on drugs by said guy friend. He suicide baits and fools me into forgiveness
>>commending retard era where I begin to date my rapist, bf #3
>>he ruins all of my friendships and relationship with family, actively begins isolating me. He threatens suicide and holds all of my items and pet hostage when I try to leave
>>a year of hell passes with him, I start to sneak out. I go to clubs and hookup with guys and girls
>>he finds out, acts like he still wants to continue our relationship while simultaneously projecting hatred on to me
>>I sign up for WWOOF and run away to a literal hippie commune ran by an older lesbian woman in the mountains of norcal where I trim marijuana and take care of goats
>>live there for several months, make friends from all over the globe and open myself up to spirituality
>>discover my passions, ditch bad people and bad habits, make encouraging new friends and live happily ever after

No. 582499

Anon you sound like a GTA chola character

No. 582503

I stopped reading at fist

No. 582544

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More of a cow description than milk, but anyway…
>almost in her 30s
>spent her whole life as a neet femcel until 27
>still no bf
>still lives with parents, doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, doesn’t pay for shit womanchild
>adult picky eater with a 10 year old’s palate, would starve before eating a basic salad
>bone thin with bloated fupa due to poor diet and no exercise. You’d think she has worms or something.
>discovered she can eat almonds!!!! Much health. This will finally be the thing to change her life forever!
>looks like female projared, kind of like chin-chan if she had eyebrows
>middle class parents paid for expensive art college tuition, failed any basic English requirement and anything involving reading and writing, several times
>no dyslexia, takes 20 minutes to read a single page anyways. Then feels too mentally exhausted to go on, but not enough to keep her from spending hours on reddit, and now lc
>graduated eventually but art still sucks, too lazy to improve
>bad at therapy. 2dumb, can’t articulate thoughts well enough to make any progress, can’t handle being told what she doesn’t want to hear, lies to avoid discomfort
>always wakes up late, could sleep the whole day, fuck self improvement
>doesn’t get the trans hate on this site. Just recently became more open minded towards the non-binaries because she watched some Dorian Electra music videos

No. 584475

Claims to be uwu all natural yogi spiritual queen but
Has nose job and veneers
Gets spray tans, bleaches hair, eyelash extensions
Wears tons of overpriced makeup but tries to make it look like she wears none
Lies about plastic surgery
Uses Facetune
Preaches political equality and tries to be relatable but old Uber capitalist boyfriend pays all her bills
Tries to act down to earth and relatable but her head is so big it might pop
Judges materialistic ig girls while wearing 3000$ ‘no name’ designer purses
Traded out Benz for Prius when she tried to change up her image to ‘relatable yogi queen’
Tries to start serious yoga channel, is laughably bad, only people watching are pathetic male simps

No. 584477

Wow after typing that out I realized how deeply hatable I am, and that I’m glad I’m not interesting enough to ever actually have a thread on here

No. 584495

Cont from above
Calls girls who have to use OF to make money peasants but secretly has grimy SW past
23 yo who doesn’t work but has to hire maid cause won’t clean own house
Preaches healthy eating and yoga while doing coke
Tells other girls they can look like her if they do yoga, eat healthy, and ‘love themselves’ , irl wouldn’t be hot without her rhinoplasty, veneers, Botox Brow life and ultra high maintenance beauty routine
Constantly humble brags about her money
If her boyfriend ever ditches her it will be hilarious to see her lose her plush lifestyle and have to resort to OF to maintain her ridiculous beauty routine
Positivity is a mindset! You can have anything you want in life if you get rid of negativity
Absolutely insufferable and rude

No. 584496

I hate you too Anon

No. 584498

I’m a deeply hatable person

No. 584503

In all seriousness maybe don't lie so much? Why even do this?

No. 584508

Not lieing? It’s not particularly hard to take out a loan for plastic surgery, and then find an older guy to date who wants eye candy. All you have to do is be moderately smart and not trash your face like pnp

No. 584526

This all seems particularly miserable
Keep going on that spiritual path tho, fake it and you might make it

No. 584534

I'm not even an incel and you're giving me incel rage, anon

No. 584555

bruh I'm fucking jealous of your life. Give me that Uber daddy and a nose job!

Everyone's fake anon, life's a bitch and you gotta fight to survive. You're owning it

No. 584561

hey anon can you help me join some celebrity cults? sound like you know some

No. 584568

>Everyone's fake

No. 584583

I don’t mess with celebrity cults, not my thing.

No. 584596


okay not to be mean but why are you 23 and doing botox

No. 584641

>oldcow autist/recovering BPDfag in early 30s still doing the same shit and engaging in the same internet culture bullshit since middle school, classic internet/social media addict with arrested development and no attention span left due lifetime of internet abuse, on and off NEET who has achieved nothing in life

>moved to US at age 7 but still has problems with english language; can't speak native language correctly either, literally illiterate

>BS design related degree; has only worked dead end minimum wage jobs in her field; laid off from all of them, never achieved true financial independence

>physically, psychological and borderline sexually abused in childhood which no one every really talks about or acknowledges, manifesting in severe childhood hypochondria and later BPD

>3 major depressive episodes since early 20s one requiring hospitalization, finally sort of got over BPD in 2016-2018

>gets to live in rich dad's old apartment alone with no roommates rent free but lives in incel squalor due to muh depression and muh anxiety, kitchen is falling apart, holes in walls, roaches

>pothead since late 2017 who smokes weed everyday, managed to quit for 4 months then relapsed last week

>80+ year old Grandfather still works to save more money to leave her after he dies because of what a failure she clearly is

>autist who has never had any social metric value or more then 3 friends at a time, most "friendships" are short-term male orbiterships waiting for chance to try to bang

>mentalcel who is afraid of talking to men and hasn't been on a date since dec 2019 and hasn't been in relationship since 2018, cannot have sex with new person without being wasted

>lost virginity at age 20 to 40 y/o nasty fat myspace era hipster/scene dude who was also sleeping with a 15 year old at the time; ended up raping her and bunch of other scene girls (not dahvie vanity)

>flew to another country once to see a clearly mentally unstable model she met only once only before only to be blown off, still obsessed with him to this day and tries to cyberstalk him

>Dysfunctional on and off NEET lifestyle thats been going on for over 10+ years; has unlimited time to pursue any dream of goal but doesn't do anything for the last 6 months besides surf internet all day, do a little drawing and hatewatch other people living their best life

>allowed a heroin addicted drug dealer to move in her apt with his GF and slept on couch for 3 years while they lived in bedroom and trashed the place, dabbled in heroin with him

> face related body dysmorphia; obsessed with getting plastic surgery when she has no job or income

>on and off ex of almost 7 years wasted her and his time, is now almost 50 and has decided he wants to leave the city and live some david dubinsky trad farm lifestyle in the middle of rural colorado

>probably never going to have a family or kids at this point, unlikely to ever have a real career or good job

>dead end existence with no purpose or future, mentally asks God to take her out at least once a week, too afraid to actually an hero herself

>Father moved back to old country and throws 800 a month at cow to not have to take active role in failure daughter's life

>secretly signed up for SA account this month in desperate attempt to achieve financial independence/stop being incel, zero takers so far

No. 584643

what's sa?

No. 584645

Seeking Arrangements

No. 584650

Botox brow lift is different from regular Botox. It raises your eyebrows so you have more lid space for eye makeup and gives your eyes a more open look, also evens out your eyebrows and makes them perfectly symmetrical. They do surgical brow lifts too, but they have a long recovery period and potential side effects.

No. 584652

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Example of before and after brow lift (I think hers was surgical though)

No. 584670

God I would love to shit talk you on your own thread. You sound like shit.

No. 584673

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old milk:
>was diagnosed with severe anxiety and depression due to childhood medical trauma at 8, tried to commit suicide a few times/would cut almost every night.
>was put on meds
>developed ed around this time
>not much love/attention at all from emotionally absent cop father
>ungodly amount of self hatred
>left school beginning of 4th grade
>became a homeschooled socially awkward emo
>used to rp on google +
>couldn't even come into contact with anything relating to hospitals or medical related anything without going into a full blown anxiety attack that would cause dissociation that could last for hours

new milk
>diagnosed with a dissociative disorder after thinking said episodes were "normal"and that they were just "away with the fairies"
>started smoking weed
>thought their dealer was crushing on them; newsflash, he's just a friendly person
>thinks everyone either loves them or wants them dead, nothing in-between
>just started classes after years of not attending a real school, everyone already dislikes them/thinks they're clingy
>relapsing back into ed related habits ever since covid
>always "forgetting" to take medications and do physiotherapy for chronic illness (in reality is just a lazy sack of shit)
>hasn't felt "real" since late last year
>still collects old toys they grew up with due to lack of childhood/childhood trauma (barbies, bratz, any fashion doll)

No. 584678

Sorry, just saw this reply.
I got banned off multiple twitter accounts for having incredibly conflicting mutuals, for example radfem accounts and altright accounts. Last time I got banned was for retweeting a holocaust denying meme and a radfem account reported me and I got banned because I wouldn't delete the retweet. Another time was for pissing off a gamergate guy who got his personal army to go through my account and report everything.
The discord story is more interesting. Basically had a friend who invited me into her friends discord. I'd met the mod before IRL so I felt comfortable being myself, but I learned pretty quickly that they were in fact not being themselves, pretending to be men. (just the mod, not the friend who invited me in)
It was an edgy discord, and my extremist beliefs conflicted a lot with the mod and the mod's boyfriends beliefs, and we would constantly argue. They'd post memes they knew would piss me off, and eventually my partner joined the discord to argue w them too, and my friend who invited me in was way more on the mod's side than my side (the mod and her partner were very cultish and would ban everyone but me that would argue w her, only kept me around to keep things interesting).

I eventually left the discord, but then had a few people message me privately from the discord to tell me they were mad shittalking me and bringing up stuff from my private life (because friend who invited me in and mod knew me IRL). I lashed out at the friend who invited me in and basically told her I never wanted to talk to her again because she betrayed my trust, telling discord weirdos private life details (phone number etc). We had a massive blow out fight and now we don't talk at all, blocked each other on everything.

No. 584750

I don't have to assume because she said she had a borderline flat chest though.

No. 584764

nta but i thought i was flat but am actually c cup. she might not know.

No. 584788

fwiw, you're a fantastic cow. i can imagine you constantly being posted in the altright pick me thread or something. btw, you forgot to mention an age. please say you're like 35 for that little extra oomph this needs

No. 584869

Most girls don’t know their actual bra sizes anyway. They have smaller bands and bigger cups than they think. If you think your a 34B your probably a 32C, especially if you got fitted somewhere like Victoria’s Secret that don’t know what they’re doing.

No. 599164

Not even getting into my childhood, bc it is is mess I do not remeber

Ana-saga (age 14)
>randomly see pro ana site, and get obsessed
>already underweight
>become very neurotic about food
>work out for hours
>obsessed with MPA and pro ana tumblr
>reactive eating causes me to be a bulimic
>being hungry causes bitchiness and lose all friends
>develop fears about contamination and ghosts

Loner-saga (age 16)
>Stop talking to people
>Insane levels of anxiety
>huge arguments with mom who tries to kill herself constantly
>move to dads place
>I have no friends
>Dad reads my journal about spicy political shit, we have fight and I have to move back home
>My mom tries to choke me bc she is upset, call the cops and she gets arrested
>also was fairly popular on alt right tumblr at some point and had orbiter who sent me amazon giftcards

Failed new start (18 to now)
>stop reading news
>move to first apartment, that gets filled with trash bc I was terrified of taking it out to the wrong dumpster
>finally make a new good female friend (still the only one)
>get a good sized inheritance, but be a retard about spending it, bc I was so broke before
>go on 6 vacations in 2 years
>have such degenerate sexual behavior it is recognizeable on lc
>only get crushes on foreign (mostly German) guys and obsess about them for hours everyday, even a year after
>oops broke and in debt, money run out
>seriously consider prostituting myself

Other garbage
>addicted to porn from age 9, sometimes spend hours masturbating
>snuff fetish bc everything else is boring
>can’t stop sperging out at my friends/random people, no wonder I cant get a second date
>stil have multiple male stalkers though
>too retarded to read instructions to book a therapist appointment
>getting drunk everyday I have money to stave off social anxiety
>thousands of matches on tinder, but I only can arrange dates when I’m super wasted

No. 600072

I would be your friend anon. You don't sound so bad or cowish, just a humble neet? I would also help fix your kitchen / apartment problems, since it's easier to clean up other people's houses instead of your own.

No. 600287

General stuff:
>Massive retard with suspected aspergers (obviously)
>Probably has BPD
>Dresses androgynously and lowkey wants to be a guy but not really
>Piss fetish
>Fear of loneliness
>Binge-purges often
>Impulsive, no self control
>Miserable slut
>Repressed trauma

Pre-teen stuff:
>Grew up poor as shit, literally slept on the floor but pretended to be rich
>Would shoplift at 9/10 and got caught multiple times
>Masturbated and looked at porn constantly
>Used to cut at 10-13 (mostly for attention)
>Faked suicide about 3 times and attempted twice
>Tried to steal a knife from school
>Retarded pro ana phase that just developed into bulimia, never fully recovered
>Mixed raced but kinda racist

Early teen years:
>Tried to cut her face open to cut some of the jaw fat/muscle out
>Tried to fuck her history teacher at 14, got excluded
>Started drinking at 14 for about 3 months and got sexually abused by step dad
>Got her best friend drunk and fucked her in a public toilet
>Didnt try in school and was a massive cunt

Late teens:
>Got hit by a car and bragged about it
>Scammed paedophiles
>Faked being half Japanese to impress some weebs
>Weird plastic surgery obsession/interest

18 to now:
>Changed her whole name as soon as she turned 18
>Got a 3 surgeries to become a model, got hired a couple of times but was super broke and in debt and prostituted herself
>Occasionally cheats on boyfriend and feels like shit about it
>Draws porn for money

No. 600292

I wanna be friends with u

No. 600309

>have such degenerate sexual behavior it is recognizeable on lc
finnanon is that u?

No. 600317

No. Please stop calling every bpdfag finnanon, you're encouraging namefaggotry

No. 600363

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But it is me ..

No. 600365

Can you stfu no1curr quit attention whoring

No. 600369

Finnanon, you're fucking annoying.

Sincerely, anon.

No. 600371

No. 600393

You were funny at first but now this is just sad. Find something else to do and quit shitting up the boards.

No. 600397

>Got her best friend drunk and fucked her in a public toilet
So… you raped her.

No. 600404


I was drunk too and it was her idea i guess, but holy shit I never thought about it like that :((:()

No. 600408

can we all stop giving this fucking attention whore what she wants? Just fucking ignore her. She thinks this site is her personal blog and the "finnanon is that you?" posts are cancer.

This trainwreck is a literal rapist that admitted to getting her friend drunk and fucking her only to change the story when called out. She gets what she deserves.

No. 600411

I don't think the anon that got her friend drunk is finnanon but fuck, I agree with you. She's insufferable. Also idk who that Mexican bitch is, but she's insufferable too. Fuck them both

No. 600413

She's not the one who got her friend drunk but she DOES have a snuff fetish. Watching women getting raped and killed and getting off on it is disgusting as fuck.

No. 600415

Im not finnanon but I agree, the rape thing is horrific I genuinely feel like shit about doing it, I'm gonna try and apologise to her.

No. 600419

It's two different posts from two different anons, scroll up

No. 600437

>try and apologise
Why don't you just leave her the hell alone and go to therapy or something? If I were in her position I'd hope to forget all about you and only hear your name again if you died suddenly. What the fuck has this thread turned into

No. 600479

cows acting like cows cause they finally got the narcissistic pleasure of talking about themself and showing how actually not self aware they are which is a prime cow trait

No. 600515


We were best friends for years after it and we still talk to each other occasionally.
What I did was very bad, but I honestly didn't plan for it to happen and we both had decided we wanted to do it whilst drunk. I was 13/14 and she was 15, I was extremely immature and just being dumb. Sorry for the shitty choice of words.

No. 600545

just an obvious narcissist with a fucked up childhood, nothing new. also kids experiment and do weird crap like that, its not rape

both of you need to get therapy and learn from your childhood. its fucking disturbing

No. 600569

I have no idea why people are attacking you so much for that post. It sounds like you're aware that it was messed up. Technically I don't think it was even really rape if both of you wanted it and were also drunk. You we both also young. Ffs you still are extremely young. It sounds like you've been through a lot and I hope you're still seeking therapy. You're definitely not beyond redemption and other anons need to chill.

No. 600683

Snuff fetish =/= wanting to see other people tortured/killed. You can also want to be the ”victim”. Even then it’s degenerate tho

No. 600696


No. 600699

Why is the pubic hair so straight? what is that? spoiler it anon

No. 600711

Looks like he trimmed it and it grew straight kek, what a weird picture

No. 600712

Is it not normal to have straight pubes??

No. 600724

I thought everyones pubes grew curly but I have kinky hair so maybe that's why.

No. 600725

I thought people saying they were curly was like a joke

No. 600741

>Homeschooled sheltered Christian girl
>Got hooked on DA vore fetish porn at the age of 10
>Self harmer and probably has mental issues but doesn't trust psychiatrists enough to get a diagnosis
>Was a pickme from befriending 4chan shitposter moids for a few years
>Hates men and male coomers but into gross yaoi and oneshota
>Ardent TERF but has a femboy/male crossdressing fetish anyways
>Decides to swear off porn and be a good Christian every other month, never follows through with it
>Basically no IRL friends besides BF
>LARPs as a libfem to maintain online friendships now
>Only signifigance in life is being a webcomic artist, terrified of ending up on lolcow someday a la HC brown

No. 600778

old milk:
>be me
>discover 4chan and cgl
>want to become internet famous cosplayer
>sew some shitty costumes
>shoop the everliving FUCK out of my face
>skinblurimus maximus. pores are for losers; gotta have that so-edited-that-I-glow halo.
>eyes are 50% of my face now
>nasolabial folds? none.
>tag Instagram pics with shit like #Asian, #Asiangirl, #kawaiiAsian for maximum thirst followers
>post in cgl selfpost threads
>using a VPN, reply to my own posts with mean comments
>call myself "ugly chink" and "overphotoshopped bitch", etc.
>random people jump to my defense and follow me on sm
>rinse and repeat multiple times

I already nuked all of my accounts from that era and now only have an inactive Instagram that I only post to about once a month. I stopped caring about becoming "famous" and social media bullshit after I turned 20.

No. 600789

Doesn't 4chan block all VPNs?

No. 600849

I'm a dirty agnostic but I'd like to be friends with you

No. 600851

No. 600896

A lot of these sound like veiled cries for help, I want to give you all hugs.
Humble beginnings
>Thought speaking in rhymes was cool
>Read so much that she added 'I said' on the end of everything in her head, occasionally slipped and said it out loud
>Did not understand why the above two things were considered weird
>White girl who thought The Moldy Peaches was rap music because 'rap is just a song without a tune'.
>Tried to rap in front of classmates by speak-singing Loose Lips by Kimya Dawson and claiming she wrote it
>Attempted to use glitter glue as 'lipstick' regularly at the age of 14 - 15
>Generally embarrassing but harmless

Newer milk / late teen years
>Discovered the internet, desperately wants to be cool
>Bounced between embarrassingly earnest and a fake mean girl persona
>Claimed to speak Japanese, copy pasted Vocaloid lyrics to prove it
>Wore halloween store blue wigs in grainy webcam selfies to look like Hatsune Miku
>At best resembled a budget Cookie Monster
>Got so invested in persona that she dropped out of school with no qualifications
>So she could call people names on Skype and block them before they responded
>No discernible skills, no job prospects

Fresh milk
>Dropped the mean shtick when screencaps were sent to parents
>Still reverts to it whenever she wants to impress people
>Discovered the farms
>Formed an obsession with Luna and Shay
>Has several full notebooks of drawings of them
>Wants to fix them, too embarrassed to talk to them
>Quietly jealous of them for e-fame
>Fatty who dates anorexics to try and fix them
>Decided to get first job during a pandemic because risk felt cool
>Nothing says cool like a 19 yr old working a fast food job
>Still wants to be Hatsune Miku

No. 600902

I used a vpn app that was meant for Netflix. The app was new and 4ch was slow to block all of its servers so I was able to use it for a good couple of months before they all got shut down.

Your humble beginnings and newer milk sound relatively harmless and just stupid kid behavior, but the obsession part in fresh milk is weird. Please seek help.

No. 607688

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>diagnosed with aspergers, demanded to have it changed to bpd for ages because of self-diagnosing denial
>used to browse pull where she became obsessed with spookycharms and obsessively mimicked her down to the makeup products she used
>lost virginity at 22 to a sugar daddy after her dad died, has some daddy issues and pretended to have a daddy kink so sugar daddy would keep giving her money, had sex with another older sugar daddy for money
>dresses like a wannabe influencer teenage thot despite being in her 20s
>can’t handle having money, spends it all on clothes and makeup like she’s a 15yo with no self-control
>lives with her mom bc can’t handle being independent, hates being alone, terrified her mom will die 24/7 and convinced she’ll die too when that day comes
>embarrassingly naïve and self-pitying womanchild who needs constant praise and validation from others

No. 607705

I actually like you anon and I want the best for you!

No. 607711

nothing in the post is even mildly tolerable, are you also a crazy-chan?
hope you get help though OP, granted that retardation can be cured.

No. 607716

idk man I like them and I wouldnt mind being friends with OP, and yeah I can relate to OP in some way so I am def a crazy chan too.

No. 607725

agree. not a cow, just need to get your shit together. good luck op

No. 607732

>diagnosed with aspergers, demanded to have it changed to bpd for ages because of self-diagnosing denial

No. 607741

I know of multiple BPDers who have self diagnosed themselves with autism in an attempt to get away from the stigma of BPD and have a more 'please pity me' type of disorder.

I think people generally have more empathy for those with autism compared to personalities disorders

No. 607763

aww thank you anon! this made me smile. i wish you the best! ♡

thank you anon! i’m working on it. wish you the best!

this is valid. it was six years ago now, i was still a minor at the time. glad i grew out of it.

that’s interesting, i did not expect that. it really sucks that it’s so difficult for a lot of people to embrace their disorders because of all the stigma.

No. 607786

AYRT I'm 29.

No. 663050

i’m a fully grown adult, 19 and allow a male to abuse me, humiliate me, post on facebook about how jealous and obsessed i am with his ex when it’s clearly reversed in reality, and text said uggo ex ‘ily’ every day

he has such a hold on me i literally cannot walk away from or sever the extreme attachment i have to this disgusting evil loser creep

No. 663151

>fully grown adult
pick one lol

No. 663182

>i literally cannot walk away from or sever the extreme attachment i have to this disgusting evil loser creep
You may feel that way now, but you're only human, anon. You'll reach a breaking point eventually and when you do I hope you are able to kick this asshole out of your life and be better off.

No. 663188

>csa victim
>literally cannot date any guy or gal she has a strong emotional bond to when all the conditions are met for dating, leads them all on
>develops stupid impossible retarded crushes on randoms she see frequently

god fucking help me

No. 663196

God dammit anon you've posted about this on other boards and I just want to shake you until it clicks that you can and should just leave.

No. 663221

these are just sad, just like most of the posts in this thread. you guys should get help for your issues - being a victim doesn't inherently make you a cow. it's not too late to change

No. 663517

>consistently horrible taste in men
>starts with csa but can’t cope since it was never physical, just virtual
>continues with wannabe gangster who claims affiliation with MS-13
>calls him Daddy
>blogs their relationship and sexual exploits on private tumblr
>is also 16 at this time
>decides being a camwhore will be her saving grace to escape s o c i e t y
>starts dating ex heroin addict
>ex heroin addict moves from halfway house into her apartment while convincing her to stop camwhoring
>best friend continues camwhoring and moves out
>ex heroin addict boyfriend becomes heroin addict boyfriend and is layed out on the floor one night OD’ed
>”it’s either me or heroin, anon!!”
>pick both
>move home with parents after quitting heroin
>24 this year
>no education
>lives with parents
>had messy alcoholic bout last year
>best friend graduated to become porn star
>despise men and the sex industry, somehow gain Greek god status boyfriend who loves me and puts up with my shit constantly, don’t deserve him

No. 663521

>dresses like a wannabe influencer teenage thot despite being in her 20s

I felt this one, anon. Sage for samefag

No. 663585

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>art school dropout
>25 and can't drive
>lives at home with her mom
>eats absolute garbage fast food and doesn't work out
>can't hold down a job for more than 3 months without having an emotional breakdown and quitting
>mooches off rich autistic boyfriend who doesn't know any better
>created her own unhappiness but blames it all on muh depression

fuckin hate this bitch

No. 663648

Anon you have to share those notebooks

No. 663807

>>nasolabial folds? none.
god I keked so hard

No. 663834

>32” waist chan

No. 663846

No. 664114

>ana chan
>probably has bpd but too scared to go to the doctor to check
>got tattooed by a junkie at his home
>cant wear shorts cause of disgusting prison tattoos on her legs
>desperately tries to be cool
>slept with like 20 guys to fit in
>most of them disgusting junkies
>says cringy things without thinking, trying to make jokes
>they never land
>she seems like she is super conceited
>talks to herself
>sometimes literally screams random things
>cuts people off from her life cause they make her anxious
>even her best friends

Kek, anons, I am past most of those, but me 5 years ago was a massive cow.

No. 664119

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> definitely a bpd-chan, out of control
> sometimes i steal my familys shoes for my own personal use, no one ever finds out
> mooch off of my family, they pay for my food, my bills, my doctors appointments, etc
> when i really have to take a shit, sometimes i shit inside my parents room in spite
> always loud as fuck, never shut the hell up
> sometimes i bite people
> i often jump on people when im annoyed
> sometimes i chew on staircases and eat whatevers left of the rug
> dont do any chores
> i've pissed on my moms new couch before
> i lied about it
> sometimes when im scared i piss myself and make other people clean it up
> pic related
> pic is me

No. 664211

>mfw when i didn’t get the joke untill halfway

No. 664384

omg I want to be frens with you anon

No. 665846

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>had potential in school, decided to waste her time shitposting on the internet instead.
>one of those annoying cunts who has to let people know she's ex-gifted, even on anonymous sites.
>had a shoplifting phase and got arrested for it in a very low budget clothing shop
>nearly died from alcohol poisoning twice before turning 18
>currently devoloping alcoholism, drinks warm vodka
>now facing zero job prospects outside her shitty part time work.
>probably procrastinating studying for the exam to get into university where she lives rn. I bet she has literally 2 weeks to learn 2 years of material and still hasn't started.
>wants to leave her parents house in her hometown more than anything, still can't be bothered to put in the work???
>probably has adhd but won't get checked out because she doesn't trust doctors
>thinking about applying to art school (lmao faggot), probably won't ever
>extremely vain and anachan, still manages to look like shit
>thinks if she doesn't look people in the eye they somehow won't be able to see her hideous face, like a child playing hide and seek thinks you can't see them if they can't see you kek
>afraid to even leave the house, needs a pound of makeup on if she ever does
>freak that wears full length jeans and a denim jacket in the summer
>who still cuts themselves in 2020
>shifts girls who are flirting with bisexuality to look cool to boys and don't even like her back, doesn't care
>afraid to have sex though, will probably die a virgin
>her parents are disappointed beyond belief with her, who can blame them
>has like 2 friends, who are sick of her bullshit and will probably end up dumping her (as they should)
>fantasises about commiting suicide everyday via a very violent method liking slitting her throat, definitely too much of a pussy to follow through with that

No. 665852

forgot to mention she's retaking the exam I mentioned cause she failed the first time round lolololololol what a loser. and she thinks she's smart, she's just pretentious tbh

No. 665893

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>military wife, married at 18
>retard-tier ADHD, refuses to take meds because they make me feel weird
>crippling social anxiety
>no irl friends
>edgy as fuck, makes fun of well-adjusted people
>has a million piercings and dresses like 2003 hot topic exploded onto an industrial rave
>too scared and retarded to try to take the next step in life
>instead makes mediocre art, surfs the internet, and writes all day

No. 665916

idk i kinda wanna be your friend

No. 665930


what the hell how is this exactly me. down to the shoplifting phase. down to the fantasizing about violently dying, but I usually go with decapitation. Whenever I get too stressed at night I just imagine someone slicing my head off and it helps somehow

No. 665968

anon we can slice off our heads together

No. 665975

im willing to be friends with any farmers honestly. but im allergic to discord

No. 666004

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To think all of this happened in the past 5 years:
>used to start tumblr naruto drama by making hate-troll blogs with the shippingtards
>would catfish random guys for years just to get online game shit
>dropped a total of 6k on a gacha game using their money
>faked an entire funeral for these catfished men over the phone
>constantly made men rub their cum on their faces and hurt themselves because she wanted to feel something, felt nothing
>let a bunch of random men use her in a weird way (revenge porn/humiliation) because she was a repressed suicidal v*rgin
>the usual anafag and cutting combo
>became a camgirl
>paranoid 24/7 of being identified in public, so she constantly changes her clothes and hair into every possible style that exists including a tranny phase
>pretty sure a guy gave her a foot fetish
>said guy also gave her a thing for r*ssian men
>goes out her way to date cops, military men, alcoholics, etc the ones more likely to be abusive
>kinda wants to be abused, kinda wants to be murdered
>2 suicide failed attempts, 3 head shaves, and hoards stuffed toys to cope
>unironically plays with said stuffed toys
>writes fanfics about politicians and draws gay porn
>dedicated to becoming a spinster 4 life

No. 666046

I think I love you anon

No. 666090

Damn anon are you me? Well, save for the me being a year old, never went to art school and no rich autistic boyfriend part, the rest applies to me pretty well.

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