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No. 771391
Anything goes here.
No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc
Previous mental impairments:
>>742396 No. 771401
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No. 771407
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BrOglE
No. 771416
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yummy delicious fart balls
No. 771421
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No. 771433
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SONO CHI NO SADAME JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JO
No. 771449
>>771438No
nonnie, I am a retard after all. But soup….. soup….. too watery…. sowwy…. i'll eat raw carrots
No. 771454
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>>771451It’s going to be okay, anon. I hope he leaves you the fuck alone soon.
No. 771455
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>>771451I'm sorry let me hug you
No. 771479
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>>771451Love u
nonny. Is there someone around that can help you?
No. 771511
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No. 771517
>>771480right that wasn’t my point though, my point was, are we supposed to be drinking the water like broccoli tea?? who consumes the water they boil veg in unless they’re specifically making soup?
sorry for being retarded about boiling broc but this is the thread for it
No. 771522
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should I start a tiktok and and use it to fulfill my manifestation goals for validation, recognition, and one very specific encounter, or will I falter and will it fuck up my future opportunities for employment?
No. 771540
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>>771511An absolute madman
No. 771559
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>>771522>and one very specific encounterCelebrity?
I dreamt about my manifestation, but I really don't remember it. Hope it's a sign
No. 771562
>>771559Yup.
Been dreaming about mine but I've devised multiple ways it can happen, I just don't know where we would collide exactly. My first thought is pure accident, crash into kind of situation because that tends to happen with me
No. 771568
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No. 771620
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In the rain or in the snow
(In the rain or in the snow)
Got the got the funky flow
(Got the got the funky flow)
No. 771673
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Let's go trib on the anime jesus bed
No. 771693
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I've been studying my ass off and only taking small breaks in this shithole.
I hope this retardation thread only gets more retarded.
No. 771698
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>>771673May I interest you in the hisoka bed?
No. 771700
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No. 771701
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No. 771727
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>>771698I would willingly get pregnant if it meant the morning sickness would cause me to puke on this shitty bedspread
I want to rest peacefully on kurapika bed
No. 771766
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>>771727>>771706So much hisoka hatred… hisoka will pay you a visit tonight to show you that Bungee Gum contains both the proprieties of rubber and gum..
No. 771825
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>>771766kek tell him to go ahead and try… fugly ginger pedos with shitty superpowers will never be cute even if they’re turned into retarded anime men
No. 771837
>>771741Yes
>>771738The general head and hair shape that they share, yes. He looked more like Beavis though.
Actually I think he got booted for being predatory somehow. Not a surprise with dsa dudes
No. 771915
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>>771913I think she looks cool and cute.
No. 772160
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Let's go, rockets.
No. 772199
>>771511I’m scared what happened
Is that hack fuller throwing in some troon headcanons since his show is never fucking coming back?
No. 772207
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>>772170>somewhere between bastardized manic pixie dream girl and the genderflipped version of the depressive love interestAren't we all?
Maybe not all but it sounds like the kind of description half of all girls would sort of relate to.
No. 772209
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but what is Carrey chan's zodiac sign
No. 772237
>>772207yeah, I just don't really like to pull the "I'm not like other girls" card, though I feel comfortable in this place admitting things like the aforementioned because it's lc
>>772209leo sun
saggitairus moon
cancer rising
>>772232you'd be partly right kek
No. 772242
>>772232I don't know if this is a joke or because she makes them daughters
I don't know why I get Aries or vibes, or some earth signs. Completely shots in the dark though, as we only know the legend by her alias and obsession with the rubberface man
No. 772243
>>772237Oh shit samefag didn't see this
I stan a lioness queen
No. 772251
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>>772245imagine owning up to liking jim carrey on lolcow. how embarrassing. could never be me. anyway, come in, sit wherever you like
No. 772271
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>>772251Carrey-chan is iconic, I will defend her honor
No. 772360
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LOL!
No. 772363
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>>771529ohh no, u don't like spider-chan?? there are some sweet babies with eight legs out there, they're not all scary!
No. 772427
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PFIZER!!!!!!!???????
?! ?!!?!?!!?!?!????!!,’v be
No. 772437
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>>771529This is one of my (many) spiders. Her name is Tofu and she loves everyone.
No. 772447
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>>772437I thought the only creatures capable of love were mammals and birds.
This sounds like undercover spiderposting at work.
No. 772457
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>>771529disagree. lmao @ jannies spoilering every image
No. 772475
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Thread is severely lacking of chromosome bjÄrcK
No. 772496
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This is unironically true and any moid that says otherwise is a seething retarded scrote who shits his pants everyday.
No. 772497
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>>772475Meredith Grey vibes
No. 772499
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>>772496It’s the truth and it should be said, hell, you could tell a moid to at least pretend he’s like a character, and his stupid brain will never understand how to do so, they’re incapable of consciously pleasing a woman on their own volition.
No. 772527
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LET MY SPIDERS COME
No. 772577
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Peacock spider
No. 772578
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Wasp spider
No. 772678
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hispanic memes are something else
No. 772681
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>>772678baby drinking starbucks
No. 772710
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Akikan (”Empty Can”) is the unlikely story of high school boy Kakeru Daichi, whose can of melon soda magically transforms into a human girl. More "akikan" girls begin appearing, each of them needing to be infused with carbon dioxide from their respective drink types to survive. The akikans were created as part of the 'Akikan Elect' to determine whether steel cans or aluminium cans are superior. The akikans must battle each other until only the strongest type is left standing.
No. 772739
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>>772630Crab spider
They live inside of flowers
UwU No. 772759
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No. 772762
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>>772646Someone told me I’m unfunny and cringe… i gotta kill myself now sorry, someone said it was unfunny and not up to their standards goodbye im not meant for this world now
No. 772779
File: 1617118780806.jpg (48.2 KB, 640x634, ok karen.jpg)
>>772762Ya that's pussy babe
No. 772782
File: 1617119036287.jpeg (863.04 KB, 2448x3264, yURjTwq.jpeg)
shopping with mommy
No. 772788
File: 1617119350054.jpg (63.64 KB, 540x642, squard.jpg)
>>772780I fucking hate males. Don't slander my name again or I will destroy you
No. 772814
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I was thinking about that meme where it's a big dog next to the smaller dog, who is a photoshopped-smaller version of the same dog, and it says don't talk to me or my son again. And how that's similar to these Russian dolls with a big grandma, with smaller grandmas that look the same under it.
Sometimes you meet someone's parent in real life and they're exactly like an older clone of their kid and that's really cute and funny.
No. 772837
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Why did I enroll in this class I have no idea what is going on I hate it here (spoilered for disgusting math)
No. 772870
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4 4 2021
No. 772975
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free the trapped ponies
No. 773084
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Don't, don't do it…Don't open steam
You gotta go shower, if you don't step away from the computer NOW you'll still be on it 3 hours from now
Don't do it hoe- I swear to GOD…
OH oooH MY
GOD
I'M- I'M GAMING aaaAAA
No. 773086
>>773084Me too
nonny, me too.
No. 773146
File: 1617154540675.jpeg (205.53 KB, 750x518, C3B8A8B4-F846-423C-A5BF-550545…)
Happy Halloween anons!
No. 773153
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>>773138punches him in front of live interview>>773146Yes
No. 773162
>>773084god fuck if this isn't me right now. got home from work and ive been on my pc since
girl help i am terminally online
No. 773166
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if by my life or death i can pwotect you, i will, nya
you have my sword
nyaaa
No. 773180
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thanks ninnies now you've got me on a crazy fashion spree
this is what we call haute couture
No. 773495
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who wanna sleep in the dickbed with me
No. 773664
File: 1617213736043.jpeg (277.04 KB, 1242x1085, 1599608482347.jpeg)
>>773214It's chill how anonita y nona has suddenly taken off, we hispanohablantes are an indeterminate but strong presence on these pastures.
No. 773718
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>>773664I wonder if I tried to order this if theyd just tell me to fuck off
No. 773800
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>>773786I went looking for it in the thread, it took a while here it is
No. 773832
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FINALLY a new banner!!!!!!
No. 773838
>>773774I actually dreamt of having this banner
>>773800and how everyone started getting angry at it or something lol
And then I woke up and it's there! Isn't that crazy? Manifestation power bitchessss
No. 773897
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beware, this is the true face of evil
No. 773942
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This is the only bitch I'm ever kinning
No. 773956
File: 1617241472061.jpeg (63.3 KB, 750x536, 1905DE05-14EF-4622-BBEA-71A8C3…)
jealous poors? hahahahhaa
No. 773958
File: 1617241675347.gif (613 KB, 112x112, 1572535415366.gif)
I love it when you call me Anonita
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya
But every post is ooh la la la
No. 774077
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HEY OP
BILL NYE IS A TERF
STAY SAFE
No. 774079
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>>774021Say dance sucker
dance suckersay dance sucker
dance suckerNow move sucker
move suckerNow groove sucker
groove sucker No. 774132
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Me loading up lolcow in the morning trying to find which popular thread had the usual infighting meltdown while EU was sleeping
No. 774159
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shit kiryu ur boops are watermelons! 0.o
No. 774172
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No. 774179
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>>774159Im loving the influx of yakuza shitposters on lolcow keep that shit comin
No. 774192
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>>774179Mhhgmm… I want to put my face in those tater tots
No. 774227
File: 1617293008366.png (36.82 KB, 842x236, 1.PNG)
Power to
No. 774317
File: 1617301488325.png (303.71 KB, 899x273, heh.PNG)
>The image that destroyed Lolcow
No. 774483
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No. 774485
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00000001000001011111100000101010101000001000000000101001010
No. 774488
File: 1617320751660.png (220.95 KB, 351x214, kot2.png)
"I ain't even mad"
kek sure
No. 774514
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Oh yeah? Am I cringe? Was that cringe for you? Did you think I was cringe? Yeah, you physically cringe from that? Well yeah no duh, me too do you want to fight about it? (please?)
No. 774521
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No. 774535
File: 1617328530433.png (183.55 KB, 446x569, lmao.PNG)
XY = bad
No. 774549
File: 1617331124833.png (93.83 KB, 584x1131, 1615745476581.png)
Pedo flags are racist.
No. 774550
File: 1617331403517.jpg (35.4 KB, 564x423, 4cee071a880321fca56e962f610369…)
WA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No. 774682
File: 1617351337620.png (2.84 MB, 1280x960, tumblr_phxpg0ll7s1w22gauo1_128…)
join us. become a komaeda kin.
No. 774688
File: 1617351975621.png (129.92 KB, 715x938, regret.png)
the tattoos in the CH thread inspired me to make this. I'm posting it here instead of there cause I know there's at least one nona in /ot/ that might kek at it.
No. 774694
>>774690Yeah. But it depends on where and if the subjects kept the photo. Usually when someone shows you a physical photograph, it’s because the photo belongs to them. Depending on where but smells of a place and a person don’t actually change that much over time. And if they are artificially scented, people tend to keep to familiar and similar fragrances throughout their lives.
But you can always smell a physical photograph. If you spill coffee on a photo it will smell like coffee. Or if you spray it with lavender it will smell like lavenders or keep it in a place that smells like something. Like a closet where your things smell like vanilla. Or if the photo is old it will have an old paper picture smell.
No. 774709
File: 1617354336507.jpg (67.56 KB, 539x448, god father of souls.jpg)
>>774706good. great. now I can go to bed.
No. 774985
File: 1617395731242.jpeg (738.14 KB, 3464x3464, F6D72ED2-9B0A-45CB-8CA2-0FD24A…)
No. 775067
File: 1617407126559.jpg (85.87 KB, 1000x1000, lifecycle_stages_2.jpg)
My bad for posting in the old thread. Anyways, me on the top right
No. 775090
File: 1617409865392.jpg (186.69 KB, 1090x1280, original (2).jpg)
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
No. 775361
File: 1617450231237.gif (Spoiler Image,296.22 KB, 220x205, tenor (3).gif)
No. 775368
File: 1617452476166.png (2.02 MB, 1352x2680, type.png)
Can I just say… I think I have a type… ♥
No. 775369
>>775368I agree but also cannot wait for the
triggered anons
No. 775376
File: 1617453419058.jpg (46.18 KB, 600x423, 2314383724_27a6146316_o.jpg)
ok who did this
No. 775381
>>775380Lmao i was so
triggered didn't realise it was an article. I fucking hate this island. I'm a child of a Catholic ma and a protestant dad from the Shankill. I'm forever tired of the amount of dumb cunt ignorant wankers that glorify any paramilitaries.
No. 775423
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>>775368Hate to break it you…
No. 775461
>>775368>leftkinda hot
>rightno no no
No. 775473
File: 1617465748924.jpg (1.31 MB, 1920x1920, 737383827462828824828822.jpg)
STFU I love my sons
No. 775486
File: 1617468493026.jpg (Spoiler Image,114.71 KB, 404x719, pixlr_20201227032203757.jpg)
>>775369>>775368My type is big nose, long-ish black hair, cute eyes, talent
No. 775489
File: 1617469270195.jpg (Spoiler Image,2.58 KB, 108x79, 72737282828728282872.jpg)
Manifesting titties
No. 775491
File: 1617469400371.jpeg (83.96 KB, 640x716, 37A7928B-EC3C-44F5-9AC0-5E8960…)
pinterest started recommending me casual low quality pics of keanu, I have no idea why
No. 775516
File: 1617472604362.png (21.61 KB, 540x114, d29e4af8_540.png)
>>774550>unironically get called a TERF for posting thisSee I thought people were just overreacting but no people really do think talking about pussy is bad
No. 775530
File: 1617473649275.jpg (Spoiler Image,2.19 MB, 3464x3195, 1616218529358.jpg)
>>775489I too remember when I touched his titties and felt warm and fuzzy and like the universe finally made sense
No. 775536
File: 1617474187700.gif (355.43 KB, 185x200, yesmommy.gif)
But do you hate /ot/ or do you hate happiness?
No. 775546
File: 1617475096613.jpeg (118.54 KB, 750x710, 3CB88115-801D-4BCD-9A65-4D795F…)
Driverfags be like
No. 775554
File: 1617475539678.jpeg (60.14 KB, 678x671, twb120617zoo-feutriv2y5yr8dxbe…)
POV: You're a driverfag spamming my /ot/ despite your own designated thread
No. 775557
File: 1617475725409.jpeg (97.54 KB, 470x600, 49BAAEF3-465A-47C2-B065-487502…)
liquid shits > constipated shits you can’t convince me otherwise. I feel cleansed at the end of proper diarrhea but I feel dirty and fat any time I’m constipated.
>>775516I unironically hope whoever says that peaks & apologizes or chokes on something they eat today, no in between or exceptions.
No. 775563
File: 1617476095971.png (95.03 KB, 498x255, the_look.png)
>>775546what where did the babby go
No. 775583
>>775575>have you never shat on yourselfoh my god, no dude
I mean I get why you'd hate it more if that's a risk for you, damn, rip
No. 775587
File: 1617477315263.jpeg (48.02 KB, 500x375, 19433E16-60D7-43B0-B621-FDA3B3…)
>>775575feeling like I can’t makes me feel worse than feeling like I really need to, and yes I have emergency-shit in public but it was a constipated load that had reached diarrheal state. felt great after, liquid shit supremacy
No. 775618
File: 1617479985811.jpeg (98.77 KB, 650x651, alejnak.jpeg)
>>775600agree with this and
nonnie's rating although diarrhea poops can be so and so. and I never get constipated anyway.
love the bathroom talk as one of the most unpopular sujets on this site
No. 775633
File: 1617480861446.jpeg (17.22 KB, 275x194, 1580315135908.jpeg)
MY FUCKING THROAT HURTS SO MUCH REEEEEEEEEEEE I WOULD SCREAM IF I WASNT IN AGONY!!!!!!!!!!
No. 775658
File: 1617482445019.jpg (178.07 KB, 999x622, DE2UJkJ.jpg)
I love him so much, he be pounding my badonkadonk and I be like: go bestie
No. 775691
File: 1617485638823.jpg (41.58 KB, 600x400, k5EUNsPCdffayNuZawifNs1xqktAdw…)
Okay but isn't infighting just play-fighting where I can practice and hone my shit-talking and comeback skills for savage and devastating statements in real-life???
No. 775700
File: 1617486199545.jpeg (58.44 KB, 351x500, 85434962-13B8-49DA-8F63-21DCD5…)
I don't want to betray my main for keanu but hes so cuteeeee
No. 775747
File: 1617488840392.jpg (67.88 KB, 1080x391, EvKSGi4XEAEoL3e.jpg)
who else feels this
No. 775812
File: 1617494082914.jpg (43.54 KB, 975x600, roz-monstersinc.jpg)
No fun allowed
No. 775816
File: 1617494579976.jpg (175.1 KB, 1280x720, 5c0feea21bee8b067c6e768e2fe7c3…)
ahem
No. 775828
File: 1617495968717.jpg (141.33 KB, 598x598, 7166203.jpg)
No. 775838
File: 1617497182238.jpeg (12.99 KB, 576x344, DW-q2YEXcAEhMD1.jpeg)
I'm eating fried chicken right now let's gooooooooooo
No. 775849
File: 1617498142716.gif (868.45 KB, 267x200, 200.gif)
>>775588hell yeah queen. stay safe and don't let cthulu and gorgonzola get you
No. 775853
File: 1617498510552.jpeg (223.84 KB, 1377x1072, 0E89270B-0E14-4E60-B247-7FC90B…)
No. 775865
>>775858Thank you
nonny, where else would I find reassurance over retard things like this if not lolcow
♥ No. 775888
File: 1617502678300.gif (Spoiler Image,2.69 MB, 540x300, B9C2417F-9FFA-478D-ACD2-CCF0BA…)
got my keanu fix, watched the devils advocate, and goddamn he's hot in it, even the scene where he starts sucking toe, I'm not into that at all
i am not going to fantasize about any of this, nope! I totally don't want a lanky guy to kiss down my back and nibble at my thighs and frickin' fat ass
No. 775902
File: 1617504211769.png (416.95 KB, 1080x846, 1608410736347.png)
>>775856sometimes i have similar feelings, but not cause of my looks but because some characters i like are canonically not sociable so realistically they wouldn't even bother with relationships much less friendships, but neither would i tbh so i wouldn't even like them if they were real.
No. 776020
File: 1617523659244.jpeg (114.74 KB, 600x600, 6EAAD0A3-B128-4149-BB00-071A74…)
Would anyone like a glass of water?
No. 776022
>>776020Does
anyone like this aside from people with autism?
No. 776024
>>776022I've only heard about people who have trouble swallowing drinking it. More specifically, elderly people. The concept's pretty gnarly though. I'm not sure anyone
likes it per se. Not unless it comes in cool and funky flavors, of course!
No. 776183
File: 1617550885575.png (230.52 KB, 473x344, WATER vs water.png)
>>776020i'm more of a WATER gal
No. 776207
File: 1617556827181.jpg (58.04 KB, 700x499, a6Mz9ob_700b.jpg)
Ahhhhhhhhhh, why the fuck are people around me so fucking short!!
WHY THE FUCK WAS I BORN IN MANLET COUNTRY?!!
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TALL GUYS?!
WHY THE FUCK AM I TALLER THAN MOST WOMEN?!
No. 776210
File: 1617557954246.jpg (163.27 KB, 720x761, IMG_20210404_143449.jpg)
Like the good ole dumbass I am, I went to check if my astral chart matched with that of my celebrity crush.
And to solidify my position as an absolute idiot, I got happy that they've matched this well
No. 776293
File: 1617569212410.jpeg (562.98 KB, 801x1040, 5F59E61C-545F-4830-A78F-406836…)
>>776262>periods of calm followed by more turbulent onesoh I could totally see this
No. 776297
File: 1617570057051.jpg (401.65 KB, 720x1440, Screenshot_2021-04-04-06-51-17…)
>>776210I did one for forbidden man and his favorite partner director and wowie wow apparently they are soulmates
That would explain why since they first met he has been in all of his movies, even if just a cameo
No. 776361
File: 1617578187879.jpeg (138.01 KB, 640x640, 5323378F-0676-4273-AAA6-B0E36B…)
happy easter anonitas!
No. 776390
File: 1617582746281.jpg (178.55 KB, 695x845, IMG_20210404_213055.jpg)
Made one for me and Carrey-chan's muse to honor her
I am weirdly uncomfortable that I'm supposedly this compatible
No. 776446
File: 1617592476205.jpeg (70.71 KB, 720x687, B254E4F7-E570-4DFF-B9F6-6B9D62…)
No. 776449
File: 1617593068822.jpg (111.39 KB, 1280x658, 1615436157495.jpg)
>>776425I really didn't want to be
No. 776458
File: 1617594649891.png (166.24 KB, 1090x954, Screen Shot 2021-04-04 at 23.5…)
driverfags eat your heart out i'm gay tho
No. 776459
File: 1617594770856.png (183.84 KB, 1092x1012, Screen Shot 2021-04-04 at 23.5…)
Ok I did Phoebe Bridgers whom I am actually into and I knew we had very similar charts (she is born one day before me, same year) so I guess the site just checks proximity of placements? idk.
No. 776461
File: 1617595202726.png (183.91 KB, 1078x1010, Screen Shot 2021-04-04 at 23.5…)
Damn Megan Fox is all about me.
No. 776462
File: 1617595395964.jpeg (144.43 KB, 750x750, F54CB17C-5A9A-4C03-8C74-97FCDF…)
>>776449i know
i will take my 60some percent and run with it
No. 776472
>>776458TBF mine was basically the same
>>776293But you have better sex>>776459>I guess the site just checks proximity of placements?I guess that's kinda it but a bit more complex than just that, see Noah's and The First Man God Made
>>776297Although I guess considering they don't have Noah's birth hour it was somewhat guesstimated? Who knows
>>776462These are so damn cute
No. 776473
File: 1617597141155.jpeg (52.67 KB, 597x597, C43219FD-AB18-42CA-B9D8-74C12B…)
>>776472it's an esty shop that makes these, but sadly they don't have a lot of the clay animals out right now.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/WanderingWaldenLLC No. 776476
>>776473I thought they were real cookies!!
And that snake!!
So cute aaaaa
No. 776493
File: 1617600155038.png (69.06 KB, 656x414, Screen Shot 2021-04-05 at 1.20…)
No. 776535
File: 1617611476666.jpeg (133.16 KB, 640x880, A7A4F496-71F5-48EB-90E4-4CC80C…)
Only realized today that we can change the theme of lolcow at the very bottom of the page and I’m immensely enjoying dark mode. This has probably been a feature for so long I feel dumb.
No. 776553
File: 1617615532967.png (856.1 KB, 1203x673, descargar.png)
getting unbanned feels like when lady gaga got out of jail to meet beyonce
No. 776607
File: 1617630347464.gif (42.55 KB, 333x60, moo.gif)
look at this dude
No. 776634
File: 1617634866583.png (340.12 KB, 1311x471, fupa.png)
>>776624I get jealous of how anons can phrase things and write such well thought out insults. I'm like I wish I thought of that. But obviously I lack the mental capacity to kek.
No. 776713
File: 1617645466883.png (317.02 KB, 613x333, 585372.png)
When he fuck me good, I take his ass to Banana the yellow Lobster where we shake his lil hand because in this house we don't eat animals
No. 776725
File: 1617646371996.jpeg (157.79 KB, 378x381, GUEST_aa47f613-ed1c-48ea-9c15-…)
>>776718well tough shit anon
No. 776735
File: 1617647672516.gif (Spoiler Image,1.14 MB, 800x800, 1605050111178.gif)
peek
a
boo!
No. 776763
>>776725there's a part of me that regrets ever posting there in the first place, then maybe I wouldn't be as confident as I am now about my shit taste
it's been over a year, it ain't going away now
No. 776827
File: 1617657863523.jpg (184.99 KB, 1080x1870, 7be069b.jpg)
Scrotes will reject hot girls because her boobs are like one cup size bigger or smaller than they would like but fap to shit like this
No. 776841
File: 1617659695122.webm (338.4 KB, 640x360, based.webm)
Dr.Doof is based
No. 777081
File: 1617685856985.png (Spoiler Image,189.86 KB, 766x430, dilfenshmirtz.png)
oh god oh fuck I'm acting up
No. 777137
File: 1617695346338.png (840.76 KB, 1776x586, d.png)
No. 777143
File: 1617695791240.png (716.94 KB, 1198x598, a.png)
>>777142(the scissors are for zer balls)
No. 777207
File: 1617711718716.webm (1.19 MB, 854x480, aaaaaaaaa.webm)
Sometimes I just want to scream.
No. 777392
File: 1617732304660.gif (4.68 MB, 700x394, 54779b02b09548b8b45b96117b1b28…)
dun dun dun Where will you be when the hotwienerdog invasion strikes?
No. 777547
File: 1617746074348.png (148.19 KB, 446x404, t.png)
>>777152maybe but they're funny (I'm not conservative myself)
No. 777623
File: 1617758425129.jpeg (29.14 KB, 720x720, DE7BDB49-769C-4754-AA66-1A48C8…)
sex
No. 777737
File: 1617769601077.jpeg (82.83 KB, 1019x737, 3BEEEEA3-1EB0-4B1E-B546-131FFA…)
lucky number?
No. 777807
File: 1617774904495.jpeg (158.71 KB, 571x1024, 71EAB1E5-6970-4076-9D49-E34871…)
>>777639Why this character
No. 777856
File: 1617785005457.png (931.34 KB, 1152x1152, A3E7A173-A87E-4B8D-AC23-0031F2…)
>>777737so you’re just not going to post the source?
No. 777919
File: 1617795014722.jpeg (89.47 KB, 512x384, B30CC886-0D0C-40CF-8644-D3E876…)
Everyone sit down, we have some very important things to discuss
No. 777922
File: 1617795258156.jpeg (70.32 KB, 880x613, 628F1B00-2951-497D-AF61-108B18…)
STOP IGNORING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. 778073
File: 1617809324824.png (1.26 MB, 1072x924, kit.png)
>>777919im ready to take notes anon
>>777922this is a european bee-eater! i saw one a few days back and it's so lovely i could cry
No. 778081
File: 1617810094705.jpg (109.83 KB, 548x750, IMG_20210407_182926.jpg)
I love these cats
No. 778087
File: 1617810649928.jpg (122.96 KB, 992x1200, Df0udBQU0AAT_fs.jpg)
>>778085A fellow hobbikats enjoyer
No. 778149
File: 1617817915519.jpg (57.83 KB, 750x824, b82qvioxtok61.jpg)
>>777919>>777922okay I'm listening
No. 778156
File: 1617818743576.png (145 KB, 500x531, d8559f06c2a4cd4078cd794b8b4139…)
hot
No. 778194
File: 1617824034828.png (139.55 KB, 351x351, 1513125217264.png)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No. 778197
File: 1617824185454.jpeg (116.57 KB, 693x720, 445099E8-5663-4528-B09D-52AEDA…)
>>778156>doesn’t have a split tongue >tongue so big you wouldn’t even feel anything >can’t kiss that thing because your mouth isn’t humongous Shit/10 would not have near my sight. Get some taste, anon, love Zhongli’s
sexy mouth.
No. 778202
File: 1617824736059.jpg (74.93 KB, 828x821, 1600372091933.jpg)
No. 778208
File: 1617825365007.jpeg (43.98 KB, 400x300, 1AE3C30E-6B4A-48E1-BC84-3009DE…)
daily reminder: you are garbage, not trash
No. 778232
File: 1617829031028.jpg (29.49 KB, 572x700, 78de8609e904478be4d68c89cff62e…)
[Verso 1]
Ni una simple sonrisa
Ni un poco de luz en sus ojos profundos
Ni siquiera reflejo de algún pensamiento que alegre su mundo
Hay tristeza en sus ojos hablando y callando y bailando conmigo
Una pena lejana que llega a mi alma y se hace cariño
[Coro]
El muchacho de los ojos tristes
Vive solo y necesita amor
Como el aire necesita verme
Como al sol lo necesito yo
El muchacho de los ojos tristes
Ha encontrado al fin una razón
Para hacer que su mirada ría
Con mis besos y mi gran amor
[Verso 2]
Ni su nombre conozco
Y ya quiero volver a encontrármelo a solas
Y en sus ojos de otoño
Dormir poco a poco olvidando las horas
Yo pretendo saber por qué extraña razón
Hoy sus ojos no ríen
Yo pretendo lograr
Con ternura y amor ver sus ojos felices
[Coro]
El muchacho de los ojos tristes
Vive solo y necesita amor
Como el aire necesita verme
Como al sol lo necesito yo
El muchacho de los ojos tristes
Ha encontrado al fin una razón
Para ser que su mirada ría
Con mis besos y mi gran amor
[Outro]
El muchacho de los ojos tristes
Vive solo y necesita amor
Como el aire necesita verme
Como al sol lo necesito yo
No. 778235
File: 1617829316942.jpg (74.93 KB, 456x454, EkGd-RFVkAIBaCG.jpg)
i hate that ho
No. 778302
File: 1617836039149.jpeg (529.59 KB, 722x731, 17DD3E9F-20A8-4904-8842-ED704B…)
No. 778313
File: 1617836779723.gif (430.32 KB, 120x90, 559B3B6D-0553-41F9-AFF2-E543DB…)
I've got the answers in my memory banks
Strike like a panther, make no mistake
Back on my shit (Beep)
I don't know it (Beep)
Nine in the clip (Beep)
If I catch someone lacking (Beep)
Back on my shit (Beep)
I don't know nothin' about (Beep)
Losing my shit (Beep)
Only problem I can think
No. 778315
File: 1617836873337.gif (1.09 MB, 256x512, 83457e96539009c6f8399e9f3333ee…)
idk
No. 778333
File: 1617838166277.jpeg (268.45 KB, 1500x1969, A458F20C-1065-49D3-AAD3-24EA58…)
Me to bara tiddies
No. 778451
File: 1617859467165.png (113.86 KB, 309x366, edie_1.png)
i wont wat she has
No. 778535
>>778530update:
I tried lettin it go flat but it was still bitter. I added artificial sweetner, made it go flat. But the winner here was mio
No. 778562
File: 1617879684541.jpg (666.99 KB, 3024x4032, IE8vspL.jpg)
come get your sonic juice
No. 778620
File: 1617887386623.jpg (132.08 KB, 1280x720, wtf.jpg)
(inhales)
(inhales more)
No. 778660
File: 1617893325029.jpg (Spoiler Image,182.83 KB, 2088x1508, D-RKXWnXoAE8Wsk.jpg)
too hot to handle
No. 778813
File: 1617908835093.png (156.65 KB, 555x555, wrong_concept_right_timeline.p…)
consumerism has me in its cold white knuckled grip
No. 779044
File: 1617935114708.png (168 KB, 330x386, 15789694680873327638.png)
kek ads are funny
No. 779291
File: 1617971491009.jpeg (320.64 KB, 602x833, 6C1AFC67-8FDC-4782-9AD6-CC0618…)
Open RP
Me; DIO kin, reading picture book in bed
[DIO] the M O N A L I S A is kind of fucked up
No. 779295
File: 1617972373008.jpg (58.34 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (1).jpg)
Ya like jizz?
No. 779308
File: 1617973799734.png (43.82 KB, 149x158, quality.png)
>>779291What the fuck did you just fucking say about the M O N A L I S A, my lord? I'll have you know I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life, and masturbating to m'L I S A's lovely hands is the only thing I let myself indulge in that brings me true happiness. So you think you can get away with saying that shit about her on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am furiously masturbating to that book you're holding in your hands. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you vampiric moron. I will cum all over that bed and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, DIO.
No. 779312
File: 1617974219987.jpg (447.13 KB, 1600x1420, c54ce91a76a6886bc36bdc356577a8…)
Gee Lady Thompson, how come your mom lets you eat two wieners?
No. 779543
File: 1617993361848.jpg (26.63 KB, 470x813, 283836728293737392929922826638…)
Furry Adam Driver
No. 779727
File: 1618003595080.jpg (40.72 KB, 540x286, ine_p67drq3aYg1rugl5i_540.jpg)
>>779543fuck, you are right, but righ in the same way that november is the thursday of months for exemple, do you know what I mean ? like I have no proof but I know you are right
No. 779802
>>779543Explain
Or is it just a face thing? Never watched beastars
>>779727But isn't december the Sunday of months?
It's the last one, the one with most resting/holidays and it's tied to a religious thingy
No. 779895
File: 1618023633138.jpg (120.49 KB, 720x654, 883838383838383737888393929298…)
>>779727>>779802The author comfirmed , he is a furry
AD No. 779957
>>779895Oh damn
Time to watch beastars now
jk but it actually was on my watchlist before No. 779966
>>779543true
>>779727>november is thursdayit makes so much sense now
No. 779987
>>779984Understandable
For me Wednesday is associated with the color orange and I also don't know why, it's pure vibe
No. 780139
File: 1618057585540.jpg (226.18 KB, 1280x853, tumblr_nr6vzoBD1L1u87qt3o1_128…)
I just got banned for a scrote post from 2018 when my IP was different and then immediately unbanned. I got unreasonably angry. I need to go to bed.
No. 780640
File: 1618105505310.jpeg (365.11 KB, 750x709, D5FFB149-6EE7-4936-9684-6CC352…)
No. 780648
>>780645Holy shit lmao
It’s a good edit and She makes a cute dude I’ll give her that
No. 780692
File: 1618109185364.jpg (49.57 KB, 600x600, 473c8660ee36071ae810e2dcb6553d…)
MY HUSBAND IS DEAD.
I don't want to remarry.
I only want SEX.
See my pussy.
CLICK HERE
No. 780939
File: 1618139500208.jpeg (480.69 KB, 750x744, 87AF473B-8DF6-444F-98E2-D9F834…)
good morning ladies, you can relax now, I’ve arrived
No. 780951
File: 1618140440933.jpeg (11.27 KB, 261x142, C3E83C38-46A1-4407-9059-669E60…)
No. 780987
File: 1618144652753.jpeg (206.89 KB, 1065x1230, 84379DF9-0914-478D-A362-6A62B3…)
>>780951why am I seeing so many images I reblogged on tumblr in 2012 on the farms these days?
No. 781093
File: 1618157279948.png (20.38 KB, 813x228, cogntivebred.png)
Dude what
No. 781098
File: 1618157474486.png (1.67 MB, 1042x1048, Screen Shot 2021-04-11 at 12.1…)
No. 781191
File: 1618166622101.jpeg (100.99 KB, 750x750, 5115C3BC-568C-4156-9D4A-A460AD…)
i want to be like your last girl
she's got looks that drive you wild and
love the way she wears her makeup
she would be so nice to wake up to
she's so sweet
and she's so pretty
even more than me
No. 781238
File: 1618169632505.png (20.78 KB, 700x700, 9911DE15-39B9-4077-9D75-88985D…)
>>781103its claws are bound so it could still be alive
No. 781258
File: 1618170765089.jpg (60.27 KB, 758x511, kek.jpg)
Posting problematic™ content? NOT ON MY WATCH
No. 781321
>>781307Let them stay how they are if you want,
nonny! Smooth ass armpits do feel pretty luxurious when you're in the shower though, ngl.
No. 781441
File: 1618192259352.jpeg (331.8 KB, 750x735, 6A76AB11-C131-4F85-941C-4D80FD…)
No. 781499
File: 1618204768489.jpg (13.7 KB, 250x250, 1409707217110.jpg)
I got out of bed right before I was about to fall asleep because I sensed something was wrong and my hamster was standing right on top of his enclosure staring at me. Was a funny and lucky moment, I found the loose spot and secured it too
No. 781976
File: 1618247207417.jpg (108.53 KB, 1280x854, 20210412_104656.jpg)
No. 782300
File: 1618268654119.jpg (68.02 KB, 576x622, Dl4JQUxXcAEs00F.jpg)
No. 782343
File: 1618271490502.gif (257.91 KB, 320x240, 4a8babd0ff48f6d9b25fa7cae4a37f…)
No. 782356
File: 1618272919578.jpg (254.79 KB, 900x1200, 55720003_p9_master1200.jpg)
>>782351it's true and you should say it
No. 782634
File: 1618299741482.png (22.3 KB, 370x444, gratis-png-sakura-kinomoto-tom…)
heh
No. 782637
File: 1618299839066.jpg (32.97 KB, 680x383, 4cd.jpg)
Time to listen to Mitski and die
No. 782753
File: 1618319261779.jpg (6.52 KB, 225x225, Papasmurf1.jpg)
Papa Smurf Can I Lick You're Ass
No. 782806
>>782803call me retarded because I'm almost in my mid twenties but I don't get why these spam community girls get so much attention, other than being addict messes who arent even old enough to drink. while the milk is blessedly cursed you can't help but feel the entire intent of purposely "private" and "exclusive" trainwreck accounts is fuckin' retarded in the first place
then again, I was not born after the year 2000, I do not understand this zoomer culture bs
No. 782998
File: 1618344910127.jpg (578.57 KB, 3000x2000, danny.jpg)
YEAYEAYEAYEA EY EY EY EY YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH EY EY EY EY DANNY NEDELKOOO
No. 783053
File: 1618347692167.jpg (38.15 KB, 682x767, BaPCG0V.jpg)
done
No. 783377
File: 1618390014231.jpg (23.4 KB, 320x240, storymodoga.jpg)
Burichu bureido baturaso
sekondo
No. 783466
>>21635Where are the mods?
Where are the mods?
Where are where are
Where are the mods?
No. 783472
File: 1618407882827.jpg (190.95 KB, 627x949, 77.jpg)
Where do you go with your broken heart in tow?
And what do you do with the left over you?
And how do you know when to let go?
Where did my keys go?
Where did my keys go?
No. 783474
File: 1618408051794.gif (4.6 MB, 400x300, 4C67C21E-5329-4EF1-A23D-CE1A83…)
Dasa cassanaa I’m just getting into a prophetic bang
Momomocosoloobabadaca
Mandadakindibo someone with a digestive tract problems quickly call
Mandadacassa there’s a miracle for you
Mandidikini inyosoula intestinal problems, someone with similar intestinal problems
We’ve seen several people being delivered from the colostomy bag.
Soyoyosoyum
Disability of a child some time of learning disability we’ve seen many many children healed
We’ve seen midgets grow
We’ve seen arms and legs that stopped growing, because the growth cells have stopped
Mandadabassata
I DON’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!
We have THOUSANDS of testimonies documented by people who’s lives have been changed!
No. 783503
File: 1618413668966.jpeg (100.22 KB, 828x731, 03978A0B-3E07-4AA0-BA25-E33BE9…)
No. 783516
File: 1618414317442.gif (628.75 KB, 500x312, giphy (1).gif)
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No. 783546
File: 1618418944849.jpeg (60.47 KB, 1029x589, B2079151-81F2-40B8-B3B2-CF4CC8…)
No. 783549
File: 1618419539747.jpeg (100.13 KB, 720x720, C5D195B8-D536-4D8F-9DEB-1A75FF…)
ENOUGH WEEBERY!
No. 783647
File: 1618429988575.png (122.05 KB, 263x245, xcfxcf.png)
>>783642
No. 783653
File: 1618430349955.jpeg (111.55 KB, 750x875, 1615250966237.jpeg)
>>783642
I hate this so much
No. 783656
File: 1618430458597.png (1.67 MB, 1465x947, CB56153F-9972-4382-AD63-512970…)
>>783642
Did the pasture in the sky run out of stables?
No. 783802
File: 1618452377600.jpg (110 KB, 750x1012, Tumblr_l_244413357843168.jpg)
motherfucker
No. 783869
File: 1618464757868.jpg (Spoiler Image,835.2 KB, 3464x1949, 848383838484848484848484848484…)
Maybe someone who has better understanding lc board culture can fill it up.
No. 783876
>>783869I for one welcome our new anyafags overlords, if they are strong enough
Imagine if one of the known lurking cows fell for one of the lc memes? Especially the one with a dedicated thread. It would be funny and tragic
No. 783898
File: 1618472328553.jpeg (135.28 KB, 1080x707, F4D605A9-392B-4563-8AAA-549453…)
Greetings
It is I, the holy monk of the mountain
Rest your weary legs and feast upon the humble ration of dates in which I provide for you
Once you consume the sacred dates, you will lapse into a deep slumber
You will awake in a holy land of ice, situated in a hotel bathtub, with several of your vital organs missing
This is simply a purgatory. If you can retain your holiness during this trial, you will be beamed up into a big spaceship and transported to the holy land.
No. 783899
File: 1618472570250.jpeg (206.47 KB, 862x1024, C7A93172-C09D-45AC-8502-BF6BC9…)
God is alive and lives upon the earth
His holiness has taken the form of an Orangutan
Bow down to his holiness and provide bountiful gifts of fruit and delectable leaves
To be spared from His Terrifying Wrath
Amen.
No. 784077
File: 1618501228266.jpeg (257 KB, 1080x1069, 0A4B6108-3996-461C-B49E-3A96D6…)
>>784067The former
I was never an Anyafag until I saw the scale of disgust nonnies showed here. I was simply not interested in her. Now I realise just how uniquely beautiful her face is.
I hope she doesn’t get rid of her beautiful nose in favour of a little ski jump truffle snout.
Can’t appreciate this beauty on lolcow, yet people jump down your throat if you don’t think belle delphine is a beauty queen.
No. 784233
File: 1618516823975.jpeg (169.47 KB, 1170x1453, 78B9CA70-9A65-44DD-B3A2-CFB90E…)
I’m the lead singer of my band
I get all the girls to take off their underpants
I’m the lead singer of my band
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to taste
My salsa
Look out for my next single it’s called my salsa
My salsasalsalsalsalsalsal
My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance
And want to take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants
My salsa
No. 784240
File: 1618517214392.png (239.46 KB, 350x366, DF269027-122B-4425-82C5-0C326A…)
MÛGÀÂEHÁÔBÔ BÔGHÈRTHU BYÔŒŶÔ
No. 784241
File: 1618517321598.jpeg (56.39 KB, 726x800, 8ECB3D05-EB4A-4246-9635-472C7F…)
Coar
a fackin lab
CHRESMOS
No. 784242
File: 1618517388018.jpeg (104.96 KB, 700x660, DD9511DA-2F9E-4A85-A3C3-EFD855…)
The stew is ready.
No. 784247
File: 1618517722037.png (722.97 KB, 719x640, FCEE7253-3ACF-4432-9EAB-A27C69…)
ERGRGHRUGEHEUH DUUURH
No. 784250
File: 1618517900566.gif (3.92 MB, 776x432, 43AB9F26-BB1A-42DF-9BE7-72D366…)
NOM
No. 784259
File: 1618518269701.jpeg (73.46 KB, 630x633, 9DA8CE6B-C703-48CD-A315-0D2E22…)
Why doesn’t the queen wave with this hand?
No. 784269
File: 1618518637853.gif (979.8 KB, 240x135, 44EA69FC-9A1B-4ABD-AB15-7CDA74…)
>>784264Haha get stickbugged!
No. 784275
>>784270An English man, a landlord and a transsexual walk onto the farms
The farmer says
“Get the fuck out!”
No. 784277
>>784270A string walks into a bar
The bartender says, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve strings here.”
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, “Hey, aren’t you a string?”
The string says, “Nope, I’m a frayed knot.”
No. 784379
File: 1618531995177.gif (396.69 KB, 274x351, 1235.gif)
SCROTES MAD SCROTES MAD SCROTES MAD SCROTES MAD SCROTES MAD SCROTES MAD SCROTES MAD SCROTES MAD SCROTES MAD
No. 784444
File: 1618542905174.gif (12.11 MB, 640x358, B2B495FC-9FA8-4878-8E45-14E242…)
cant wait for another night of interrupted sleep
No. 784496
File: 1618550515688.gif (2.3 MB, 268x318, Tumblr_l_519021993298766.gif)
LETS PARTY LETS GOOOOOOOOO WOOOP WOOOP
No. 784501
File: 1618550729350.gif (1.89 MB, 268x318, Tumblr_l_519150340352289.gif)
My son
No. 784503
File: 1618550800946.gif (2.21 MB, 268x318, Tumblr_l_519140503317950.gif)
My knight on a shining plate
No. 784504
File: 1618550853474.gif (1.58 MB, 268x318, Tumblr_l_519146558802138.gif)
$€£¥
No. 784506
File: 1618550906360.gif (1.75 MB, 268x318, Tumblr_l_519154549397132.gif)
Im giving up on captions
No. 784507
File: 1618550933573.gif (1.64 MB, 268x318, Tumblr_l_519157372925630.gif)
No. 784508
File: 1618550964374.gif (1.93 MB, 268x318, Tumblr_l_519162346258396.gif)
Grilled cheese
No. 784518
>>784503grèb ñûdî?
Nàbâtîtî!
No. 784582
File: 1618561359897.jpeg (66.86 KB, 700x472, 9994AD94-27FC-441C-83CE-73361D…)
My wig has been fucking snatched.
No. 784583
File: 1618561385861.jpeg (55.11 KB, 700x465, 545358CA-D87E-4A03-AA71-2F00CE…)
>>784582S N A T C H E D I tell you
No. 784586
File: 1618562000552.jpeg (72.48 KB, 600x538, B0C1E670-E3F0-4B02-8240-EB8376…)
No. 784591
File: 1618563427387.jpeg (84.59 KB, 680x637, 02B61076-9A1B-4CBA-A05A-8CA8A6…)
>>784586GIB ME LÖÖPS BRÖTHER
No. 784594
File: 1618564941936.jpeg (23.41 KB, 261x193, CC2FB398-6ECA-4DF7-A618-79265D…)
Among us
No. 784605
File: 1618566290876.webm (3.6 MB, 576x1024, tumblr_qrintgqfVC1xn73cy.webm)
I enjoyed watching this and would simply like to share it
No. 784665
File: 1618574423703.gif (136.91 KB, 200x127, gee.gif)
No. 784667
File: 1618574564623.png (280.41 KB, 684x386, retard.png)
No. 784670
File: 1618574905924.jpeg (302.59 KB, 1242x707, 1FF4297F-1F62-4B68-8399-B947DC…)
No. 784671
File: 1618574978933.jpg (202.16 KB, 578x700, ef9350b400e32963a7e563d69477b1…)
>>784667I still love Satoshi-kun even though he's retarded
No. 784749
File: 1618584961075.jpg (85.78 KB, 992x675, EyvodVQW8AE8M18.jpg)
Ana chans irl
No. 784881
File: 1618593277141.png (639.77 KB, 1750x525, 466534.png)
IT'S MY BODY AND I CAN GET TOXIC SHOCK IF I WANT TO
No. 784971
File: 1618601405143.jpg (138.13 KB, 960x960, vpg6epu4fao31.jpg)
Hey marry me anon who just posted ghiaccio in the "characters who resemble me" thread
No. 784991
File: 1618604921864.png (1.32 MB, 1212x976, Capture d’écran 2020-10-26 à…)
im such a stupid bitch
fucking end me
No. 785190
>>785183sleep
forget your ex and dream of the next <3
No. 785192
File: 1618625065924.jpeg (263.88 KB, 1124x1967, 2C90625E-0B7C-49AD-BD86-D53961…)
No. 785219
>>785180>>785179i did b, rip me
>>785206oh, i just imagine the pictures, after looking at them, i dont like to hold up my phone actively in front of my face when i do shit
No. 785246
File: 1618634011048.jpg (426.57 KB, 1080x811, FUCK.jpg)
Found this youtube channel of some guy who made a viral cat video but edited the description to say the cat went missing. I decided to watch the other videos but there are so many holes in his story, like saying such and such video was recorded 2016 but there is a switch blatantly in that video (which were released 2017). Or his most recent video, which is supposed to be taken by someone else of him and the cat sleeping per the description, but his eyes are just fucking squinted open while he is obviously maneuvering the camera. It's activating my autism so goddamn much because well why would someone just lie so stupidly? I feel bad but I think the cat isn't even missing and he's just lying to get more views, and it's pissing me off to no end for no reason at all. Goddamned scrotes
No. 785255
File: 1618635059487.jpg (167.19 KB, 642x773, IMG_20210417_014959.jpg)
I was fucking with these charts again and uh my boyfriend is Jim Carrey's lost soulmate
No. 785270
File: 1618636912801.png (1.16 MB, 886x779, F6C80B69-0DE1-49A6-B3EF-B8B470…)
>>785255WHY CAN THIS COMPATIBILITY NOT BE ME
No. 785278
>>785270My boyfriend is super straight so he won't snatch your man, rest easy bb
But that caught me really off guard, the compatibility to other celebs was so lukewarm
for the Chauffeur man it was 25% No. 785380
File: 1618657354085.jpg (107.42 KB, 563x767, Weekly_Jump_January_10_1996.jp…)
Merry Christmas everyone~~~~
No. 785475
File: 1618670670136.jpeg (64.39 KB, 612x612, b9900aa2-2a72-4d3e-8939-eb87fe…)
>>785469Yes it is, merry christmas! This is for you
No. 785611
File: 1618686328040.png (420.39 KB, 615x480, d9ds31k-b7e4879c-e5ba-45e9-be5…)
No. 785618
File: 1618686874632.jpeg (25.77 KB, 266x189, 50702372-15E5-46CF-BBEC-C96388…)
>>785475Those look delicious! What’s the brand? Merry Christmas!
No. 785640
File: 1618688200520.jpeg (69.02 KB, 468x655, Kfc.jpeg)
>>785380Merry Christmas anon
No. 785700
File: 1618691808803.jpg (55.74 KB, 500x464, 51DoMRVxyzL.jpg)
i fucking love these why
No. 785716
File: 1618692923665.jpg (56.81 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg)
>>785700I don't like those but I like this mix (it even contains a cow) I haven't eaten them since primary school
No. 785755
File: 1618697080282.png (2.04 MB, 1593x978, Screenshot 2021-04-17 180402.p…)
The fuck does this cinematography site have so many kino pictures of jack black
No. 785909
File: 1618711032672.jpg (87.71 KB, 846x960, 1615252380984.jpg)
Whats he gonna say?
No. 785970
File: 1618717251504.jpg (Spoiler Image,36.77 KB, 474x315, e6c05ee7e7ab8f14cfc86b4dbf1430…)
>>785909Little feller better watch out. He gonna get covered in dookey.
No. 786140
File: 1618750097180.png (51.19 KB, 300x100, 118.png)
>*insert smile emoji
No. 786149
File: 1618751621038.jpg (35.13 KB, 341x284, wtf.JPG)
what is this nightmare fuel Mickey Mouse expy?
No. 786157
File: 1618753466735.jpg (Spoiler Image,41.64 KB, 768x560, mikulala.jpg)
(click spoiler for epic image)
No. 786384
File: 1618773812876.jpeg (135.33 KB, 750x637, bye_fucker.jpeg)
later virgins
No. 786558
File: 1618787296484.jpg (921.38 KB, 1828x1689, 1618233649319.jpg)
would you milk him for $100,000????
>>786140Hey that was mine!! thank u based cow gods
No. 786560
File: 1618787520749.png (6.04 KB, 224x225, bait.png)
Spent the evening baiting scrotes on reddit.
A complete waste of time, but it was fun.
No. 786592
File: 1618789718617.jpeg (112.13 KB, 635x508, 871FC004-C76F-413D-B9E2-8323D3…)
>>786558I’d do it for free
No. 786600
>>786592Why is his asshole located in his face?
I'm curious to see where his face is rn…
No. 786605
File: 1618791117695.jpeg (155.72 KB, 1152x2048, 458B8678-086A-42D6-978A-75DC9D…)
Googoogaga
No. 786634
File: 1618794424197.jpg (130.48 KB, 967x409, small_HOBGM5I2.jpg)
The fuck you googling?
No. 786639
File: 1618794849835.jpeg (70.76 KB, 750x750, 2E94A41E-83B4-479A-899E-9629C5…)
silly silly little baka
No. 786641
File: 1618794943123.jpg (83.8 KB, 720x900, FB_IMG_1618604094835.jpg)
Let's ride
Let's ride
Let's ride
Let's ride
Lavender Lamborghini, roll up in a blue bikini
Bitches on the beaches, lookin' super cute and freaky
All my friends are princesses, we keep it whipped and creamy
Ice cubes on our tongues, because we like to keep it freezy
Lavender Lamborghini, get out on the right side
Chauffeur stayed at home, because my girl wanted to ride
Lookin' luxe and tastin' plush, I'm feelin' so alive
Want to take it to the highway, come on, let's go for a drive, uh
All my life, I've been waitin' for a good time, a good time (let me ride, let me ride)
All my life, I've been waitin' for a good time, a good time
So let me ride, let me ride (let me ride, let me ride)
All my life, I've been waitin' for a good time
So let's ride
No. 786642
File: 1618795094999.jpeg (60.8 KB, 464x696, F0A4A84D-52CD-4992-9ED2-2A803C…)
enough 2dshit
No. 786681
File: 1618801340212.jpeg (151.86 KB, 1024x680, C08FB104-6387-4984-A3EC-234856…)
>>786640I know my self-esteem is bad when I read this and thought it could describe me kek
No. 786694
>>786681Please no,
nonnie, you’re beautiful, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
No. 786697
>>786694thank you sweet anonina
I like these anon variations that piss off random angry nonnies lol I appreciate it. Luckily no one bullied me it's kinda fucked how we can develop these insecurities regardless. Anyway you're beautiful as well inside and out!
No. 786713
File: 1618805016701.jpeg (90.72 KB, 750x750, D5C2EE18-B993-4DA8-9478-B1C6FC…)
>>786697I love you,
nonnie! This is us hanging out.
No. 786735
File: 1618810452456.gif (3.14 MB, 360x240, ECE1A5AE-753F-468C-AA0B-C16FD1…)
>>786713oh absolutely! Love you too!
No. 787129
File: 1618862994345.png (695.34 KB, 799x531, Screenshot (246).png)
No. 787154
File: 1618864769446.gif (415.42 KB, 200x200, pinki pai.gif)
tony danza tapdance extravaganza tony danza tapdance extravaganza tony danza tapdance extravaganza tony danza tapdance extravaganza tony danza tapdance extravaganza tony danza tapdance extravaganza tony danza tapdance extravaganza tony danza tapdance extravaganza
No. 787563
File: 1618930670541.png (341.18 KB, 540x604, tumblr_inline_ok0p7jlipy1rucm7…)
anypony else smoke we'd
No. 787573
File: 1618932526100.png (15.72 KB, 185x290, Manic_2.png)
wed the ehdgehog
No. 787580
File: 1618933131335.png (10.59 KB, 645x102, ct.png)
You ever see a name and just /know/ they have a gender identity
No. 787582
File: 1618933261044.jpg (408.28 KB, 849x565, ouch.jpg)
>>787580This image gave me cancer
No. 787747
File: 1618948021763.png (51.31 KB, 166x284, 26D4E22A-6D72-4899-A7FE-22F4F2…)
oh god a flying robotnik
I am not prepared for the second sonic movie
No. 787802
File: 1618955529096.webm (800.22 KB, 640x452, fish.webm)
no more male
No. 789064
File: 1619119937555.png (1.51 MB, 1284x1404, awesomegirl.png)
I just think this is so funny. I showed to my friends as a joke and all the men got mad because it was "controlling".
No. 789117
File: 1619124748112.png (430.13 KB, 513x486, 1591941816760.png)
Ay caramba
No. 789132
>>789123Same I was born prematurely and I was going to die from lack of oxygen but
sadly they rescued me, rip
if I only knew life was shit
No. 789142
File: 1619127041436.jpg (107.26 KB, 1080x1080, f67c736.jpg)
>buy musk incense sticks at this ~mystical~ store
>I just like the smell, although it's been a while since I last bought one
>Says on the box that it is aphrodisiac
>Kek
>Light it
>Smells kinda reminiscent of a man's cologne cause musk
>Thinking of hot man tiddies
>Now horny
Fucking woowoo people were right
No. 789449
File: 1619175864691.png (1.18 MB, 1073x897, 1619163958538.png)
biden is taking away burgers from americans!!
No. 789583
File: 1619192366103.jpg (1.23 MB, 1920x1920, Titties.jpg)
Guess the titties anon
This is fairly easy one
Good luck
No. 789612
>>789583Wow even men have lopsided titties!!!
I didn’t know this!!! AAAAAAAAA
No. 789613
File: 1619193968145.jpg (75.1 KB, 1280x720, pelicula-midsommar-2019.jpg)
I just want a hug. It's so hard to keep myself awake anymore. I just want people to hold me as I cry.
No. 789617
>>789596One of them is an imposter
>>789598Wrong
No. 789657
>>789617What do you mean by impostor? Like a woman? Or not an actor?
Bit this is not easy at all kek
No. 789754
File: 1619201531406.jpg (91.76 KB, 507x381, IMG_20210226_004907.jpg)
>>789583Please queen, give more hints
This is the only pair of tits that I am well versed in
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 789854
>>789767Correct
>>789754>>789762Clues
Top left
>His birthname is insipired by hawaiian breezeTop middle
>Chris evansTop right
>has a baby face and love steroids2nd row right
>Has germaphobe2nd row Middle
>Fitness Junkie2nd row right
>Dated a famous actressBottom left
>Big nose(Not Him)Bottom Middle
>famous as teenager vampireBottom right
>classic 90s celeb crush No. 789893
>>789854Bottom Middle: Robert Pattinson
2nd right: Charlie Hunnam
No. 789937
>>789854Top right: Tom Holland?
Bottom left: Adrien Brody?
Dead center: Henry Cavill? (Although he's hairier I think)
Mid row right: Jason Momoa?
>>789754lmao I didn't know mod sama was well acquainted with his tits, but it was a short ban
No. 789967
File: 1619216422767.jpg (45.52 KB, 386x766, tbzc7wymtfo31.jpg)
emo hamster
No. 789988
>>789873>>789893Correct
>>789911>>789913Wrong
>>789937You got one correct
Top left
>Keanu ReevesTop middle
>Chris evansTop right
>has a baby face and love steroids2nd row right
>Charlie Hunnam2nd row Middle
>Fitness Junkie2nd row right
>Dated a famous actressBottom left
>Adrien BrodyBottom Middle
>Robert PattisonBottom right
>classic 90s celeb crush No. 790000
File: 1619219968293.jpg (60.57 KB, 851x573, 20210329_063510.jpg)
I want to sleep but I also need to shitpost.
No. 790061
File: 1619225580177.gif (6.85 MB, 272x480, ezgif-1-e4a57c91bbbd.gif)
al yuo bipches hate Me beacus of my Noase. Fukc you! U Litl noase cant go Snif like me!
No. 790092
File: 1619228321078.gif (78.36 KB, 220x123, B0CEF32D-8784-4807-8987-69BBC3…)
>>790067waaaay out in the water see it swimming (I hope you can sleep soon
nonny)
No. 790094
File: 1619228372876.jpeg (73.42 KB, 1024x683, Baby-pangolin.jpeg)
>>790061Absolutely based, fuck the haters
No. 790132
>>790061Very cute and soft I bet ur floopy nose would softly tickle my skin. Jk not that you would sniff me.
Unless…?
No. 790162
File: 1619239318709.png (Spoiler Image,2.01 MB, 1640x2048, sweet caramel pits.png)
look I know you all hate him i'm not saying he's my husbando or anything, all i'm saying is i want to lick his pits.
i want to lick his pits
No. 790235
File: 1619250427935.png (46.58 KB, 540x326, A04F48DE-454D-48CC-A79A-32BE27…)
>>790162anon I’m going to keep it real with you, I have no idea which character you’re referring to but by proxy of me liking dabi and knowing all 3 of them are weak shonen losers, I think you should up your standards, become a dabi fan, marry dabi, and then kill those 3 losers. Bakugan and freckles are especially deserving of anime death penalty.
No. 790252
File: 1619251911072.jpg (5.57 KB, 226x223, index.jpg)
>>790061can we be frens ?
No. 790372
File: 1619265854530.gif (7.43 MB, 272x480, ezgif-2-f979011fc2e4.gif)
>>790252Yuor noes… So longe and sneffy.. We can Aliance
>>790094U to but yo must lern thi way of the longe noes
No. 790385
File: 1619266591560.jpeg (375.08 KB, 1536x2048, DBt2R-EWsAE8Gem.jpeg)
>>790372Is long nose cat a fren?
No. 790603
File: 1619284307527.jpg (2 MB, 1920x1920, Reveal.jpg)
Answers
Top left
>Keanu ReevesTop middle
>Chris evansTop right
>Lee Hoseok(Wonho Kpop singer)2nd row right
>Charlie Hunnam2nd row Middle
>Chris hemsworth2nd row right
>Ryan GoslingBottom left
>Adrien BrodyBottom Middle
>Robert PattisonBottom right
>Bradd Pitt>>789990>>789583 No. 790838
>>789777YOURE TELLING ME THAT ANON GOT A BAN FOR POSTING DRIVER TITS
Insanity
No. 790867
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>>790861I know everyone on lc has crazy high standards but you're
really going to tell me young Brad Pitt wasn't attractive? If this can't be considered beautiful, I don't know what is. Then again maybe I'm just being baited since this is the retarded thread.
>>790858>although he looks like an alien insect The Grievous-chans around here would like that. Brody has a hideous face but great body in this shot. Don't like that he force kissed Halle Berry.
No. 790874
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>>790858I've been a Brodyfag for 10+ years now and it's funny how people always compare him to insects, mostly mosquitoes lol
Manifesting a movie with him and the other black haired, big nosed, 4-syllabled-starting-with-an-A named, non-jewish but who played a jewish character and got nominated for an Oscar for it, animal looking actor star in a film together.
>>790861hmmm sweaty big tiddied men
No. 790879
>>790867He was objectively attractive but I personally never felt anything while looking at him. No arousal, nothing, same with Leo
The scrotes from that picture are just boring or weird looking, especially marvelfags, gosling and the chink.
No. 790881
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>>790861>>790603Lolcow man standard is a joke
No. 790882
>>790867this cubehead trend needs to die
>>790874and whatever this anteater shit is
PIG DISGUSTANG. all of them
No. 790892
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>>790882>and whatever this anteater shit isal yuo bipches hate Me beacus of my Noase. Fukc you! U Litl noase cant go Snif like me!
No. 790922
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catte
No. 790956
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worldly autism via uncool brainwashing vs average stacy ant-eater enjoyer
No. 790969
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>>786157God I miss Space Channel 5 so bad. I would play the absolute fuck out of those games when I was younger.
No. 791057
>>790956What does it mean
>stacy anteater enjoyerIs this still about Adrien Brody or nah
No. 791360
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males begone
No. 791397
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So I've noticed exercises for making your ass bigger often have you do reps on both sides. So that means each ass grows independently of one another and it's up to the lifter to keep them even. So that means it's possible to work on only one ass? Theoretically someone could work out in a way were their right ass is huge and their left is tiny?
How do I get funding for this science experiment? It doesn't break any ethic laws
No. 791419
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technically, they're himbos
No. 791496
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I failed to slay the dragon, I failed to save my father from the belly of the beast
No. 791502
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>>791419And technically tomatoes are fruits, but we still bully little nerds and justifiably ostracize who think technicalities are funny
No. 791506
>>791419A himbo gotta be dumb, strong and kind
They are just dumb
No. 791508
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i want the kpop thread back but i know i will get ban if i dare to ask in /meta/
choachan is full of twitter fags
No. 791517
>>791506*dumb, hot and kind
their looks are part of the point
No. 791518
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Lifting is so 2008 and late
No. 791520
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>>791518I am not man, but shoop
No. 791521
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quack
No. 791525
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>>791496I can't wait to buy his new book so I can wipe with it
No. 791557
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>>791496>>791537kek, do you guys have more meme making fun of him, I love it
No. 791638
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No. 792024
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You're moving through the middle of a narrow street looking for your enemies. You hear a faint accordion melody ahead.
>proceed ahead
>look around
>look though scope
No. 792029
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>>792025While you're looking through your scope, an enemy sneaks up behind you and slits your throat. Everything goes black, and then you see pic related.
>>792028You proceed ahead like a retard. You step on a mine. Everything goes black, and then you see pic related.
No. 792038
>>792032You proceed ahead. You step over the first anon and move on leaving bloody footprints. You step on the next mine. Everything goes black, and you see picrel
>>792029>>792031You record the music. It does not go viral. The game is frozen now. You will need to restart.
No. 792039
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>>792038I love this game!
No. 792133
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No. 792144
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hello do u all like my hat…
No. 792214
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No. 792264
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Who needs Netflix when Moviestarplanet series exist?
S-tier writing, no other work of literature could ever compare!
No. 792416
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>>792264Fuck this gives me traumatic flashbacks to when I was baby siting this 9 year old and he made me watch a shitty fan made roblox movie with him.
My jaw dropped with that movie added a nazi germany jew metaphor. I was so confused when the roblox avatars best friend was dragged into a concatenation camp and killed in a gladiator battle for being 'purple'. Everyday I hope I can find that film and prove to people it real and not some sick fever dream
No. 792458
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Anyone tired of being on earth too?
No. 792463
>>792458earth is pretty, sun is radiant and skies are nice, I love the wind and I love flowers and birds
it's people who shit up earth who annoy me
No. 792550
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would you sleep there
No. 792556
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>>791576>>791575thank you nonnies
No. 792570
>>792550Is he aged up? I'll follow the diper around the world as a diaper groupie long as he's aged up
I like rock and roll not prison
No. 792571
>>791508I'm doing it for you, I'm going to ask for the kpop thread back
You other antis and stans better have my back because I don't even like kpop I just liked reading the summaries
No. 792578
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>>791508kpc had somewhat of a problem with a twitterfags but they were certainly less annoying than the choachan ones
I reread some of those threads top to bottom a couple weeks back, they are still hilarious. imagine if they'd been around when some of last years bombshells broke
No. 792592
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>>792583whenever I think of jung I think of the Electra complex kek
No. 792746
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>>792570>is he aged up?I don't even remember this character's age or care. The actor wasn't a minor but most of us were, anyway let's just admit we had a crush on him.
No. 792760
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AND ID DO IT AGAIN
No. 792779
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Spunch bob is being tested by lord neptune
No. 792791
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No. 792835
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seen my literal name next to one of my favorite celebrities face and also name like 3x now in different occasions
is this the so famous synchronicity
No. 792857
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>>792592reminds me of this "wholesome" pic of "a special moment of 2 dads"… all i can see is that they look exactly the same
No. 792946
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i want a schizo gamer manchild bf. i need a schizo gamer manchild bf. i deserve a schizo gamer manchild bf!
No. 792949
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HIKOMI CHAN STUCK IN RED BULL PISS
No. 792973
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I kinn the dog from wimpy kid. His hatred of greg dad also reflects mine
No. 793010
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Why does nobody on this site like to have fun anymore?
It’s all
>EEERRHHMAGAAAHD UR SHITTING UP THE THREAD!!!!!
>WAAAA my bf locked me in an oven for 4 days boohoo, but don’t tell me to break up with him you ugly bulldyke!
>just turned 18 nonnys, how do I put up with the crushing sense of desperation and worthlessness? Obviously all femoids above 17 are hideous. I can’t imagine being 25 like some of you hags haha! My 37 year old bf says it’s fine but I don’t believe him
>ong you said a rude word! Take your meds schizo!
>oh you think sex workers are fucking cringe? JEALOUS FEMCEL!!!
>trannies are taking over the world. They painted a Red Cross on my door in lambs blood earlier and now my grandma and I are scared. I think they want to take us to re education terf camp
>mods, can you please help! If I see one more picture of tucker Carlson I will shit my pants because I don’t know how to self soothe in even the most minor circumstances of irritation therefore I want the entire world to bend to my whim.
>can everyone stop posting about X, and post about z instead? doesn’t bother to post anything about z
I’m leaving, I can’t take this anymore. Goodbye.
No. 793016
>>793010See ya!
Oh wait you wont see this cause your not totally refreshing to see any responses.
No. 793057
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I desperately want Driver Nephi from New Vegas to fuck me
No. 793097
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I just know he likes sucking on tits
No. 793115
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No. 793187
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>>792760I support your cause anon, 10/10 would go to jail for helping Rat Girl ( what a great hero name by the way )
No. 793188
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Ricky Spaaaanish
No. 793195
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i want to start dating again, but im so insecure and i know im bad at sex. i always disappoint people in bed and who tf would want to date that
i'm lonely and i have a solid sexdrive but i am incredibly unsexy and weird about the act. am i autistic.
No. 793203
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Has LC gone to far?
No. 793256
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No. 793283
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My pinky finger hurts it's swollen twice the size of my other pinky finger waaaa why does this keep happening
No. 793362
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Excuse me?? Are you still NOT interested in me just because I never talk to you? You supposed to KNOW I like you intuitively
No. 793372
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What’s everyone’s favourite smells? Mine are cinnamon, lavender and vanilla.
No. 793387
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>>793372I am similar! I like sweet, spicy and "woody" smells.
Vanilla, coconut, chocolate, cinnamon and clover, cedar, musk, pine, sandalwood, pepper… For floral smells, I like lavander and orange tree flower.
sorry if i get the names in english wrong lolIronically I wish I had this candle because it hits a lot of my favorite smells
>a beautiful mix of light bergamot, musk, pine woods, and vanilla No. 793391
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>>793372The smell after rain is the best thing imo. Also saffron, jasmine, lilac tree, freshly cut grass, fresh coffee, sea breeze, new books. I also like the smell of horses but I understand why most people hate it kek
No. 793401
>>793395Yeah cats too! I would lie next to my cat and put my face on his belly and inhale. I miss him
Dogs are stinky though
No. 793410
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>>793372usually into very fruity or strong, more masculine scents, like picrel has been described by someone I know as "smelling like men"
my other fav strong scent's probably bath and body works' in the stars, and their fruity scents, or a mixture of the two, i.e. champagne toast
No. 793431
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>>793372this bad boy right here.
No. 793459
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NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LET ME CUM WITH YOUR FINGER
No. 793474
>>793372Rose above alllllll
after that I love dry vanillas, coffee, peony, lilies, pittosporum (a fragrant flowering tree), smoke (in perfume, especially birch tar but I love a wearable Cade oil), incense, cedar elemi, basil, grass, baking bread and this one type of clay?
No. 793634
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>awful day today
>only go to taco bell when suicidal
>mfw eating cheesy fiesta potatoes
No. 793671
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mfw
No. 793727
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I got a new barbie dream house. Who wants to play?
No. 793741
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>>793727my family can't afford barbies but can I still play?
No. 793819
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No. 793834
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>>793745We gotta be inclusive to knitted Stephen hawking, so that he can make the most of all 3 levels.
No. 794215
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NO FUCKING WAY there's gonna be so much drama out of this, RIP
No. 794222
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for the past few days I've been eating nothing but chocolate, chicken tendies and spaghetti with a fuckton of cheese HAHAHAHA FUCK HEALTHY DIET FUCK YOU
No. 794225
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>>794215kek nonnette you should apply
No. 794277
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No. 794302
>>794246Why the fuck was friend finder closed to begin with? It was around for a long time before mods suddenly decided to bring down the axe…
Hoping for PP and Friend Finder back as well.
No. 794340
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I love that dead look in his eyes. Makes him look 500x cuter.
No. 794441
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>>794302>>794342i think it's most likely because of pic combined with the pitpullfags combined with one other anon who kept witchhunting/schizoposting in multiple threads around the time the shit in pic happened
No. 794818
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Imagine a 43 year old Discord mod is talking to you, and he links you the "Try not to abuse your power" song by Billie Eiilish
No. 795088
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Me when I see someone using the concealer on the lips hack for cosplay in the year 2021
No. 795132
>>794441Someone please save this for future shenanigans
>>794464>>794482Mods just want everyone to remain anonymous
No. 795137
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I have so much autism clogging up my brain about the demon slayer movie that I should post a review for my own sake but I don’t even know where to start
I feel like farmers memed me into watching it
No. 795168
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This reminded me of our queen Carrey-chan (although now I know it is a Carrey Crowd)
No. 795226
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>>795191Too beautiful for this thread
No. 795649
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No. 795759
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whom of you will apply?
No. 795839
>>795832I'm actually surprised this site hasn't had a massive IP leak in which every post is connected with it's stored ID. Even if IP's are general combined with post history you can get a general idea of the poster.
Better hope the farmhands delete the IP history kek. Dynamic IP's might ruin this though
No. 795854
>>795832What're they gonna do with that?
Post your history with your ip attached? None my friends or family know my ip, idc
No. 795882
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manifesting that my boyfriend wakes up and gives me some dicking
No. 795918
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>>795907>>795908lmao thanks nonnies
I wasn't trying to flex on the sex tho, more on the manifestation
manifesting it for you too
No. 795920
>>795919He does! it's just that he was asleep so I didn't think he would actually wake up in the middle of the night and be willing to do it kek
>If it happens I’ll think of you, but preferably after the sex.this is an honor nonna, godspeed!
No. 796064
File: 1619882252686.jpg (86.7 KB, 600x872, 18.jpg)
Literal chad
No. 796082
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Why my poweder suugar donut get sticky even after I strain
excess oil carefully
I did everything
No. 796097
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No. 796213
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This is where I keep ____.
I'll go first: one double-stuffed oreo.
No. 796426
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>>796213Pantsu Blinders gangs terrorize the streets
No. 796483
File: 1619934056422.gif (3.04 KB, 75x131, CowDoll.gif)
Picrel is the entirety of lolcow users
https://gifcities.org/ No. 796488
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>>796483That pages has lots of nice banner ideas. I wish graphic design was my passion to make them possible.
No. 796505
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she did nothing wrong
No. 796626
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No. 796776
>>796505I remember thinking what she did was entirely wrong.
Then I turned 20.
No. 796975
File: 1619979943985.jpg (21.96 KB, 228x222, Kirb.jpg)
The rest is yours
No. 797046
File: 1619984523674.jpg (40.09 KB, 474x529, 7a1732790122a45641d2e10cec0449…)
Anons I need you to caption this
No. 797249
File: 1619996522647.jpeg (292.18 KB, 750x901, 72ADCF9E-0E09-4B00-B54F-F2109A…)
If I looked like this, would you guys still like me?
No. 797256
File: 1619997439562.gif (142.97 KB, 220x167, Steve.gif)
>that infernal celebrity thread is on this board
Go back go back go back
go back to where you were
No. 797285
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>>797280>>797260I didn't say to go back to where it was originally , just go back to back to back to back to snowwwwwwwwww
No. 797354
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would you?
No. 797385
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>>797354Very much yes, anon. A male spider fren that would be glad to be around a woman that won't try to eat him after sex, ahh, that's the stuff. Makes me hope for chimeras in the future when genetic engineering improves.
No. 797441
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>>797432hell yea give me that spussy (spider pussy) babe
No. 797500
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>>797046>>797053me realizing that my phone has already been stolen and that I have to sell my motorbike to pay for new phone
No. 797502
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> mfw my favourite artist gushes over a cosplay girl who actually used to be my old IRL friend
> She is also the biggest snowflake of my country's cosplay and jsf community
> A literal psycho woman who keeps starving herself and photoshopping the crap out of her face, that she looks like a different person, managed to get plastic surgeries in Korea which make her look completely uncanny irl
> I still remember how she (she is a tiny gremling height wise compared to her ex bf) would beat up the fuck out of her bf even in front of me, throw hysterical fits. He literally done everything for her and God I hope he is okay.
> She would have mental breakdowns about everything and claim that all the girls are just jealous of her
> Last time I talked to her right before she changed her irl name and lastname to her internet ones
> She keeps having mental breakdowns on twitter with her fuckbroken English and non English people keep laughing at her. She still thinks that she is the center of the universe (by using snow filter and photoshopping the fuck out of herself), acting like a "mean girl" irl whenever she sees her old jsf friends while being in her mid 30s.
I feel horrible that I can't even tell anything about it to said artist. But god, I felt so disgusted when I saw my artist spamming her photosets.
No. 797679
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I touch my face pls send hate
No. 797688
>>797679you make me sick you disgusting coronavirus enabler, you touch your face with your filthy grubby fingers then you get sick then you go get my grandma sick and dead.
how retarded do you have to be to be unable to follow such a simple instruction? how weak-willed do you have to be to not be able to control your own extremities? is a straight jacket really the only solution for you?
No. 797723
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>>797688>is a straight jacket really the only solution for you?yes and thank you for calling me out like this holy shit I needed it
my ass was mainly thinking about my disgusting acne but I deserve to be assbalsted for the rona risk too because none of this is cool and I hate this I 100% believe this shit deserves me hate
No. 797867
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i'm zoooooooooooooooming
No. 797877
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No. 797909
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I crave the thrill of the hunt
No. 798015
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>>797909Those are easy and innocent preys. Could you hunt me, the most powerful bird? You might crave the hunt but you are a mere mortal
No. 798019
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Can we do a Stacy headcount?
Starting with me obviously. Beckies do not reply.
No. 798108
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>>798015Better watch your back before you post here again
No. 798371
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>>798108I thought this was a reply to the stacy posts at first
No. 798443
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ok but WHAT THE FUCK IS IT? like what's the fucking flavor
No. 798446
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>>798443Girl, it says
right there. It tastes like red. Can't you read? You've never heard someone say red tastes like rich and tangy before? Just like everyone knows these kinds of gumballs taste like the colors they are.
No. 798562
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I'm starting my transition into Ellen Page, I'd like to have your support.
No. 798616
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>>798562You go girl! Do you thing! Strut your stuff! Be a king! I hope you get your own Asuka or Kaworu, hopefully a Kaworu because Asuka is extremely unstable, and you’re already mentally ill enough, so good luck!
No. 798620
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No. 798756
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I'll never say never again nO, Never say never cuz I'd do it again! Aaiiiiiiii confess
No. 798770
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he
No. 798790
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Guess how I painted my nails hheeheheheehehehhehehehehe
No. 799011
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Who else always get their best replies in this thread, I'm truly with my own kind in here. I love you all stupid people!
No. 799039
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I sometimes avoid lolcow for long periods of time but the truth is
I love this website so much it's unreal
No. 799063
>>799011Holy shit nona I've been looking for that webm for a long time thank you
>>799039Yeah, I avoid it for a period of time but it's a little embarrassing how much I secretly love this website
No. 799083
>>799063found this hellhole when I was 16 because I was googling Pixie, I'm nearly 22 now and only browse /ot/ and /g/ nowadays. I don't even care about the cows anymore just give me the shitpost threads kek
(I also fucking love how nice some posts here are. Like we just root for each other anonymously, love that shit)
I always come back here
No. 799280
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No. 799296
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No. 799408
>>798980Sorry I can't take a good picture but I put on purple nail polish that shines green (like those bugs shells) and big glitter over it
>>799001Wooow I just googled holo nails, they are so beautiful, amazing thanks anon for mentioning them
No. 799532
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what's she saying
No. 799671
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my dog……..
No. 799699
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>>799691I wasn't expecting such an amazing response you made my day
No. 799720
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this is how we shoud treat men, as a society
No. 799728
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My cat (literally my cat)
No. 799846
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im Bak al yuo FACKENG BIPCHES stil hate on mi noase!! Longe noase best noase!. i can smel Al yuo derty bipchres thruu tha scren! HOSE MAD