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No. 139381

Picking up from where we left off, Dakota has pissed off Japan because of bad karaoke and mean remarks lol.

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/dakotakoti
Ameblo: http://ameblo.jp/dakotakoti
Personal blog: http://kotakoti.com/

Previous thread >>124808

No. 139385

>>139375

For the anon who was asking about the passport:
Surname is on the top line, which she covered with tape.
Then below that is the space for given names, where Dakota Rose is written.

No. 139386

*Last thread >>> >>139377

No. 139387

>>139377
>>139375
Just checked mine. Yes, the last name is above the first and middle.

As for the photo going over the edge, it's happening on mine too. I have no damn clue how she got that accepted as a photo to use as her passport though. I had bangs like that when I got mine taken and they made me push them away from my face. Every time my bangs fell I had to redo the photo and it took a pretty long time.

It seems to be real but I do suspect that she edited her photo before submitting it through the mail. I had mine done at the post office to make sure it got accepted but she must have chanced it and got lucky.

No. 139388

>>139377
>Because if it's meant to be straight after her middle name
No and it isn't like if you couldn't google that shit yourself.

No. 139389

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>>139375
How about another screencap where you can clearly see it says 'prenoms'?

She's blocked out her surname above. Dakota Rose Ostrenga.

No. 139391

people questioning the passport

ITS CALLED GOOGLE, PEOPLE
google what an american passport looks like ffs

No. 139393

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forreal people just end this discussion already

No. 139394

>>139387
I had a wig on for my passport photo. Idek why they let that slide.

No. 139395

>>139376
It's supposed to point out that her shoulder is outside the square of the image because all passports are ~perfect~ so this proves it's fake.

Or something.

No. 139396

any cba to go to the old thread but really which pulltard brought back the passport subject
its old news
really

No. 139398

>>139387

Swear, Cathy should've called kota "lucky" instead because jfc and maybe she ditched her ostenga cos it's so vile

can't blame her really

No. 139399

>>139391
This kind of question would easily stop if they didn't get breastfed.

No. 139401

>>139396

idek like i dont even give a fuck about kota's passport tbh, it's probably fake or something anyway and i never got why she HAD to show it to us all tbh like we all care or something

No. 139402

>>139389
it probably is fake, because ostrengas, but prenoms is an actual word in french, so…

No. 139404

>>139402
dawg you for real

No. 139405

Her passport is old news, fuckwits. If any of you really gave a shit you would fork over the $25 or however much to get her full background check from the Orlando PD like it's been suggested time and again. Either put up and do it or shut up about it and let it die, fuck's sake.

No. 139406

>>139399
>>139405
What are scam sites, kontrakoti?

No. 139407

am i the only one who sees jabba when i look at the thread pic guys?

No. 139409

>>139401
She showed it to "prove" her age and that she was really born In '95 instead if '93. Buuut it's been years at this point, the horse is well and truly dead.

No. 139410

>>139402
… I know?
I was pointing out that it said 'Dakota' and 'Rose' are her first names and that the surname was above.

No. 139411

>>139401
She did it to prove how old she was because everyone was accusing her of lying about her age

No. 139412

>>139411

sigh we all KNOW how old she is but yeah.. whatever… let's not get into that pls

No. 139413

>>139407
YES I see it too, holy shit.

I was just about to comment about that, this is seriously the worst candid pic of her I've seen. Is this a cap from the karaoke show she fucked up on? BTW did the hosts or other guests say anything during the show when she revealed her score?

No. 139414

>>139388
I'm on my phone so can't open a million tabs, and not an American, dipshit.

No. 139415

>>139413

Jabba was the first thing that came to my mind lmao. Poor kota, this is so unfortunate. Her fans saw it too.

Not to worry, she'll spam us with uguu alien pictures in the next few days when it's all blown over.

No. 139416

>>139406
That's why I said from the Orlando PD website, jackass. As in the Orlando Police Department, AKA the Orange County Sheriff's Office. As legit as it gets.

No. 139418

>>139414
Don't get mad at me because you posted before fully reading what you were replying to, goofus.

No. 139419

WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HER NAME. Some anon was convinced she changed her name and I said she didn't, because "Ostrenga" was just covered with tape in her passport. Jesus, get back on topic. I figured we were talking about the scandal which is more relevant than her passport.

No. 139420

>>139407
>>139413
>>139415
She looks like she gained 30 pounds, all in her neck.

No. 139421

>>139419

I thought we were talking about her cock up on telly lmfao

No. 139423

>>139419

sooo stop mentioning her name/passport and start posting about the shit we all want to talk about. easy peasy.

No. 139425

>>139421
Did you read the part where I just said we were talking about her scandal? That's exactly what I said. She fucked up, I don't think it's a big deal, the Japanese do. Korea hates her, etc etc. What will Bravo do?

No. 139426

>>139420
It's ~jaw meat~. But seriously, it's just a bad angle.

No. 139427

Can someone please post the vid of the show where she fucked up? I think it was in the last thread but im on a bus and my service keeps going in and out.

No. 139428

Like what if Poopteen drop her?

No. 139429

>>139425

I think before we can ask "what will Bravo do" we have to ask "why has Bravo kept her this long and through this much shit"? I mean really, she got lucky and yeah she's cute, but she has no skills, talents, or taste.

No. 139430

Japanese and koreans always get so butt hurt over the most trivial shit

No. 139431

>>139428
Hardly anyone would notice I think. They don't give her covers or full page spreads anymore, she's just got two or three small, grainy pics in the middle pages.

No. 139433

>>139430

Welcome to Asian culture. Which is why obnoxious Americans sould stay the fuck away.

No. 139434

>>139429
>yeah she's cute
That's all you need for the gig. Seriously. No talent required.

>>139430
Yep. Especially Koreans, but that's a story for another day.

No. 139435

…honestly? I think she'll be fine

No. 139436

>>139434
For gigs, yeah, any pale gaijin can do it. But not every blue eyed blondie in Japan gets a long term contract with a major agency and a work visa.

No. 139437

>>139435

So do I, hence why I kept saying "She will get away with it" because kawaii white uguu-chans do.

No. 139438

>>139436

I know Magibon had fucked up teeth but I wonder why they didn't give her popteen credit too?

No. 139440

>>139438

her interview still kills me

No. 139441

>>139438
Popteen wasn't that big a deal back then. Plus, Magibon never tried to work the model thing, she juat kind of… showed up there.

No. 139442

>>139441

Can any gaijin work for popteen or do you have to be like… a speciality?

No. 139443

>>139436
Well yeah, we all know that (except Kaka).
I was saying that the previous anon was overstating the importance of talent.

No. 139445

>>139442
You have to be cute, in Japan, and have an agency behind you. Popteen is a magazine, not an agency. But if you can get to Japan and you're white, cute, and can speak Japanese you can get signed with even a basic portfolio and work your way up from there.

No. 139447

>>139445

Do you have to be white though? I know that hafu black model did some work for Katie was it? I know they white-washed her a little tho but she was still cute/fit the built just as well.

No. 139449

>>139440
Man, I remember being annoyed at her free trip to Japan just for those stupid videos. Even though she had a laughably unfortunate reveal she seems to be a genuinely nice and shy girl. Compared to Dakota this girl is super endearing.

No. 139452

>>139449

Again, it was just another stupid gig being cute and getting to Japan for nothing. Obv kota saw Magibon and probs got some ideas.

No. 139453

>>139447
White or Asian. The half black girl in the last thread had the benefit of being born and raised in Japan and speaking fluent Japanese. Or if you have blue/green eyes and blonde/red hair (but preferably Anglo For maximum results, sadly.).

No. 139454

>>139453

That's real depressing though. I don't understand why? I know they're obsessed with the white skin thing, but seriously…

No. 139455

>>139445
>and can speak Japanese you can get signed with even a basic portfolio

SPEAKING OF THIS, I mentioned this in the last thread but there was a guy on youは何しに日本へ who wanted to work for Bravo models. I can't remember his name but it was an episode about a month or two ago if someone wants to go searching. He was obsessed with using his hanko everywhere so it should be easy to find. The part I'm mentioning is close to the end. He went to their office and got denied because his portfolio wasn't strong enough. I found it interesting though because the Bravo employee was talking down to the guy a bit, saying that they work with really high name brands and then there were some photos shown of their high fashion models. Not a single word about Dakota even though she's definitely their most recognizable model for the average tv viewer.

No. 139456

>>139452
Kota focused on Japan because she's aa weeb and they started noticing her, it wasn't her goal from the start. She started claiming to learn Chinese when she first got noticed on some internet TV show or something, but dropped that when Japan came into the picture. She pandered to Korea too until they turned on her.

No. 139457

>>139455

Some of us have this suspicion either Cathy paid Bravo off or Kota fucked the manager. Either way, something happened.

No. 139458

>>139452
Dakota never aimed for Japan in the first place as mentioned before, she got an Weibo for following Taobao shops, got popular in China due to her shoop, suddenly got contacted by Bravo Models for an contract and that's it.

No. 139459

>>139458

She still probably saw Magibon anyway lol

No. 139460

>>139436
Ive always imagined cathy as like a pageant mom though…. Basically selling her daughter, pushing her to the spotlight of everything and harassing agents to get gigs. But it worked

No. 139461

>>139455
Yeah, but was he white? And tbh being male probably hurt his case too. The only male I can ever recall working for/with Bravo is Adrej Pejic. Also, I wasn't talking about Bravo exclusively, some smaller agencies would scoop that shit up.

No. 139462

>>139457
Cathy probably sent them pics of Kota in her fake Vivienne Westwood and claimed she was a model for them at some point. Bravo shits themselves over high fashion like that.

No. 139463

>>139453

Didn't Aminyan model for Swankiss though? I think if you're coloured but have a cutesy look and small built you'll be alright tbh.

No. 139465

>>139463
She did, but that doesn't mean sherlock signed. Clothing brands use unsigned models for one-off ads all the time, like Venus and Yukapon.

No. 139467

>>139465

Shame though, it'd suit it tbh. That's the thing, I don't think there is enough out there willing to give coloured pretty girls like that a chance thus skin colour and shit like that. But then again, that's Asian for you.

No. 139468

>>139461
Oh my point was more about how there's another level of shade added to Bravo for not showing off that they've got Kooter despite her being their most well known model to the average person. Really makes you wonder why they keep her considering their other models aren't kawaii bullshit and do legitimate work.

The guy on the show was white, and fairly attractive, and he got picked up by another agency in the end. He was a filthy filthy weeb though.

No. 139469

>>139464
They're a bunch of wannabe European-high-fashion types. Their other models get in Vogue and and shit, Dakota gets a tween girls' magazine.

No. 139470

>>139468

Bravo seem dodgy anyway, most modelling agencies are though tbh.

No. 139471

>>139467
Is Aminyan actively trying to be a model, though? does she have a legit portfolio and professional contact email? You don't get signed by agencues just becsuse you can put on clothes and stand in frOnt of a camera, modeling is a real job, you have to apply to it like everyone else.

No. 139472

>>139468
They signed her in the first place because the stuff tjey sent her did look legit and high fashion tier, but then they saw her when she got to Japan and found out she's chubby, square faced and plain.

No. 139473

>>139471

Idk but I hope she makes it lol

No. 139475

>>139470
they are shady, when they announced kooter on their facebook page people commented about how she was all photoshop and bravo kept deleting those comments lol

No. 139476

>>139475

Mmm, goes to show then. Dodgy motherfuckers at their best.

Tbh, you know when I think about it all surrounding kota. I think it's a ton of stress, like how could someone really want this lifestyle? Having to lie, having to cover up, having to travel here and there, having to please, having to shoop, having to take pictures, having to do all this.

When I see LD weebs crying they want that type of life, I just questions how because it's just workkkkkkkkkkk

No. 139477

>>139471
So much THIS.

Wannabe kawaii living dolls act like modeling is some unattainable dream job you only get if you're lucky enough or special enough. Really, it's not hard at all:

>contact employer (agency) inquiring about employment

>submit resume (portfolio) listing experience, references, contacts, and skills/specialties (also candids)
>????
>profit

No. 139478

>>139473
Well, she won't unless she is actually doing all that.

No. 139479

>>139477

Aminyan was brought up cos she's black lol and it's rare for blacks to model in Japan apart from that hafu tiffany.

But yeah, I agree. It's tiring seeing LD weebs claiming they're "Models" or any type of e-fame fuck on the net. They all say they're models but with little to not much work going on. Kota yeah but she isn't really model material.

No. 139480

>>139476
it is a shit ton of work even if you arent fake as fuck like dakota. You have to get up at the crack of dawn for shoots and when you're not shooting you're driving all over the place trying to book a job. Print models dont get paid a ton either.

No. 139481

Im always secretly pleased when white girls trying to become aidorus or models in japan fail or are humiliated

No. 139482

>>139476

because they have no idea what it's really like,they only see kawaii edited photos with nihonjins creaming their panties over them. All the good, none of the bad.

No. 139483

>>139478

Ami is trying to make something of herself tho, she's a student too. I don't blame the girl having a back up plan aswell as being aidoru.

Unlike half these weebs idk if they're even in school or doing anything but weebing out. Ostengas both homeschooled, didn't go college and just rely on the net to make a living (one is making a living but yh).

Venus, fucking around trying to be famous in a country that doesn't want her.

Himezawa, idk.

Taylor R, gave up her education to look like a saddo baby doll


ughhh

No. 139485

>>139481

Same here, it's like they go over expecting the country to kiss their ass and when it backfires oh the drama

No. 139486

>>139480
It is, modeling is a shit job. The only people who glorify it are shallow and self centered and need the validation from others.

No. 139487

>>139480

How much does kota actually make? I've ALWAYS wondered this but either forgotten or too lazy to ask until now.

Is it a lot? She doesn't look rich to me tbh.

No. 139488


No. 139489

>>139480
And lets not forget that agencies put their models in "debt" to them, the models have to pay back the agency for housing and travel.

No. 139490

Guy goes to Bravo models at 55:00
http://say-move.org/comeplay.php?comeid=1441409

Can't bear to watch again. He's weeaboo trash.

No. 139491

>>139483
Well if modeling is what she wants to do, good luck to her, I hope she's doing it the right way and now just hoping she can sit there and be cute and hope someone will hand her a contract.

No. 139492

>>139489

Modelling… when you think about it, you're just a living clothing hanger. Well, in the west.

In Japan you're… it's more than that I can see. But still, bit of a pain in the ass.

I remember seeing some of kota's ambelo posts about her kicking off that she had to get up at like 5AM for a shoot.

I lol'd like "bitch you wanted this life, you wanted the fame, you wanted to model, now get the hell up and go do it."

No. 139493

>>139487
Im guessing not a lot really, I dont remember off the top of my head but the average wage for a model is not much more than minimum wage, I imagine in japan its the same way

No. 139494

>>139487
You don't have a stable income as model, it varies depending on the job but she still gets a nice amount from YouTube.

No. 139495

>>139492
yeah she would often complain about never getting enough sleep as well

No. 139496

>>139493

I mean, if she enjoys being a model and working for Popteen then fair enough. But trying to get rich… won't happen.

No. 139497

>>139494

She barely even updates her YT anymore as it is… I know ads/views you get money tho but still.

No. 139498

>>139492
Dakota probably didn't hve any clue what modeling was really like, she probaly thought it was just like going to the same studio every day and posing/changing outfits/touching up makeup like she did in her room and then going home to play on the internet. It extremely labor intensive and not very well paying.

No. 139499

>>139497
Her views went waay down and she hasnt uploaded in 6 months…tbh she would be better off just milking the living doll thing on youtube, her outfit vid got like 8m views or some shit she'd be rich if she kept at it lol

No. 139500

>>139487
>>139493
>>139494
>>139496

She probably lives off her boyfriend and YT mostly, and uses her modeling money for shopping and such.

No. 139502

>>139498
Most people her age don't. Modeling is way too overrated.

No. 139503

>>139499
She could have probably even made the living doll shit popular in the west if she hadn't jumped on Asia's yellow dicks so hard.

No. 139504

>>139500

If I were her, I'd probably start saving up thus shopping on the side lol.

No. 139505

>>139502
It really is. That's wjy people with marketable skills or other options don't stick with it for very long unless they get super famous.

No. 139506

>>139499

Oh yeah… when she used Capsule's "sugarless girl" in that first video. I think that was what set Japan off when she uploaded that one.

They got happy seeing a real life dorru flaunting her clothes off.

It was kinda cute idk the whole setting gave it a certain vibe like "wow shes special!"

No. 139507

>>139499
Dakota is stupid so she would never milk youtube

No. 139508

>>139506
yup she had the whole dolly imagine going and no public appearances so nobody really knew what she actually looked like, she shoulda just stuck with efame but nooo

No. 139509

>>139507
>>139508

She probably had to stop making videos because of a lack of free time like she used to have. She didn't have to go to school or work, she could take all the time she wanted to make her videos perfect, and who knows how much time she really spent on them for sure.

No. 139511

>>139507
Yeah, but I think the younger Ostrenga isn't as stupid as suspected. She'll probably leave the web for good when Japan and the whole modeling career is milked. We could never see or hear of her when her time's up.

No. 139513

>>139506

Lol when kota made that outfits vid, they all started to

No. 139514

>>139513

all of them

No. 139515

>>139514

Kaka's made me lol cos I just knew she was ripping off her sister

No. 139516

>>139514

>>139513
tbh i wish i could find a kawaii themed outfit video that wasnt just a bunch of hideous seifuku rehashes. Really who wears that shit out in public?

No. 139517

>>139515

then ofc kota's speciality

No. 139518

>>139513
>>139514
>>139515
Outfit videos are a common thing for fashion orientated channels though.

No. 139519

>>139516

Nobody, they just buy it to take pics for their blogs and IG

No. 139520

>>139515
OT I know but oh god she so obviously decided she was a 'musician' and bought everything. A theremin, seriously?

Also, she's an ~animal lover~ but this is one of the only times I've seen her interact with one. She doesn't even post pics of her cats.

No. 139521

Is she bloated as fuck or just getting chubby?

No. 139522

>>139521

What bugs me is that she wears those circle lenses all the time, doesn't that ever bother me? IDK like I don't even wear them, guys do they irritate any of you? They look so ;/

No. 139523

>>139519
(sorry for ot) seems like a waste of money to me, I thought about making jfashion outfit/fashion vids that are actually wearable but i dont want to be accused of copying kooter lol kinda sucks that she pretty much owns anything dolly/cute apparetnly

No. 139524

>>139520
cuz the psycho jelly haters will hunt them down

No. 139526

>>139523

PM defo copies kota, here and there but yeah. All these dolls, PM/Kittyphina/TayloyR ect all look the fucking same.

No. 139527

>>139526
And they're all fucking blonde/blue eyed pasty skin. Like jfc

No. 139528

>>139527

Exactly, they all go off buying these clothes/fancy cameras/make a "kawaii look" video with the same shit cutesy music.

Notice how most of the effort they put in is better than kota's videos tho and even the pictures…

No. 139529

>>139518
This. I feel like the only copycat video is pmt's one, even though I like her, I have to admit, it's really obvious she wants to be a kawaii moderu like Kota. The other girl's and Kaka's videos were nothing like Kota's.

>>139516
As weeby as it sounds, I would, not like cosplay seifuku, just the cardigan+blouse+skirt+bow combo kind. Idk, I like preppy style stuff.

No. 139530

>>139529
I wear clothes like plaid skirts/thigh high socks and cardis but not cheap seifuku sets from bodyline lmfao

No. 139531

>>139529

Peachymilk is apparently 23/24 I heard over on PULL, she mentioned it a year ago or something before deleting her age.

I doubt she'll go over to Japan and model, I know Taylor R is like 27… I just can't picture PeachyMilk doing that. She reminds me a little of that weeb Ri-Ri-chan from tumblr who ALSO likes kawaii and cosplays. http://www.riiri-chan.com/

No. 139532

Most girls would buy them for their tumblr gifs lol

No. 139533

>>139531
in one of her faq vids someone asked her if she would model in japan she said with a sad desperate weeb face "ooh i wish" lel

No. 139534

>>139532
This statement is true and a really saddening one.

No. 139535

>>139533

I wouldn't want her to, too many white/blonde/gaijin ones out there already. She's best just sticking to her little blogger online thing. It's personal and nice.

No. 139536

>>139531
I was a bit shocked when I found out, I always assumed she was born in 95 like I was.
She was talking about it on tumblr pretty recently. Someone asked her if she wanted to live in Japan, she said yes, they asked her what she wanted to do there and she said she wanted to work as a model or at a Liz Lisa.

No. 139537

>>139536

You can't just work at a Lizlisa though aha, need to know language and other things come with it. Again modelling, she would need an ACTUAL portfolio without the contacts/eyelashes ect. I know kota somehow bs'd her way through it… but I imagine PM is genuine.

No. 139538

>>139514
I really love the lay out of this video. The dress-up game theme is super cute.

No. 139542

>>139537
I definitely don't see her actually learning the language. She used to try with the language, but she gave up. She recently talked about trying to learn again, but I just see her giving up again. Most weebs who only care about anime, kawaii shit, video games, etc, never learn the language.

Other than that, I remember seeing an episode of Kawaii International about getting jobs at stores like Liz Lisa(I think it was Liz Lisa actually?), the girls were literally auditioning to work there.

>>139538
Me too!

No. 139543

>>139542
I forgot to add:
She doesn't really have a personality that stands out so I can't see her getting past the audition.

No. 139550

>>139517
Wait. Why is she using classical music in this video? Did the original song she used get copy right claimed? Because this is just odd and out of place.

No. 139551

>>139389

Wait hold up in this video with kaka, kaka herself said she was born in '92, Wouldn't that be concrete enough that kooter was born in 93? SHe's supposed to be 1 year older. This video is about her adding her birthday up or something..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=112&v=YGAPx57GBSc

No. 139552

>>139550
It was copyright claimed.

No. 139553

>>139551
Old news, son. We know already.

No. 139554

>>139553
my fault.

No. 139559

>>139527
Japan has a massive boner for Anglos.

No. 139572

>>139487
I watched an interview on kawaii international (most obnoxious weeb hosts) with Himena (hime gyaru model) and she said it was hard money-ise because you had to spend a lot of money on the latest trends and come up with new outfits for each issue, that most of your wages are spent on that.she said despite the long hours and low profit, she does the modeling because she likes fashion and she likes to model.

No. 139575

>>139440
this is p fucking cute

No. 139576

>>139487
I can't find a source right now, but I remember a popular gyaru model used to have a side job as a truck driver to help pay her wages…

But then again, I can't imagine that gigs like Samsung and TV appearances pay poorly. Even small companies will pay $500+ for a shoot, and that's my experience as a no-name model. She might actually make pretty good money with the marketing power she has behind her. I can't imagine her getting anything less than $1,000 or so for a contracted shoot…

Popteen, though? Yeah, they probably pay shit.

No. 139577

>>139542
It was 6% Dokidoki, cuz their shopgirls model for them too and walk in their fashion shows. So their employees are more than basic retail employees.
(OT but that episode was so cool)

No. 139578

>>139577
Speaking of which, a gaijin works there
Manonmarquerite

No. 139580

File: 1437195141134.jpg (107.68 KB, 308x462, tumblr_mtnqvcckF81qacniko1_400…)

>>139479
Baby Shoop features black models, if only because they're a Bgal brand.

No. 139584

>>139381
Ew at this pic. She reminds me of Britney Spears somehow. She is not aging well.

No. 139586

>>139515
That scorpion ring…that's not a real painted scorpion is it? Not very vegan if it is.

No. 139591

#JawMeat

No. 139592

File: 1437198158422.jpg (107.64 KB, 400x300, little girl praying.jpg)

waiting for Popteen to drop her

No. 139593

>>139592
lol salty much you ween.

No. 139595

>>139576
> gigs like samsung and tv appearances
lol that was a commercial, and these shows she's on aren't popular tv shows they're basically just things you'd put on as background noise

No. 139598

>>139595
Its still more than kaka will every do with her life.

No. 139599


No. 139600

>>139487
No point in asking that, no one here knows, will ever know or can ever guess it.

No. 139601

>>139537
Why would anyone wanna work at a place that pays probably like ¥900~1000/hr…? It's not a magical place, it's a normal mall store.

No. 139602

>>139531
>>I doubt she'll go over to Japan

In her recent Q&A video, she implied she was moving there.

No. 139603

>>139601
but…but…its liz lisa anon

No. 139608

So uh, where is the source of said karaoke, and mean words?

No. 139611

>>139608
honestly tho. I'm sittin here watin

No. 139615

So kota is fat now. Lol karma for shooping herself to be a skeletal loli alien. Stupid bitch. Do some damn crunches

No. 139617

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>>139615
shaddup u jelly hater she is goddess

No. 139618

>>139608
"Scandal" was a massive exaggeration for this. Some hate comments on 2ch and twitter does not a scandal make. I was expecting a couple news articles, friends and followers unfollowing and distancing themselves. The biggest uproar seems to be about how fat her face looks.

No. 139630

>>139455
Really? Some agencies have message me since the last month and all of them asked me for a simple portfolio, simple snaps and simple outfits because they want to see how they could style you so they don't need distractions. And I'm talking about agencies like IMG… he talked with a scouter? Because then Bravo Models is not as professional as they say. New faces/in development don't bring a strong portfolio and everybody knows that. Sorry for OT. Ah and btw there's an agency that has relationships with Bravo, if I sign with them maybe I could speak with some of their models and ask a little about Kota. What they think about her and how is to work with her. But that's just if I get scouted which I doubt because I'm not tall enough

No. 139645

>>139630
Also the models have to be over 170 cm right?

No. 139657

>>139389
How in the world was she allowed to wear such heavy eye makeup for her passport photo?

No. 139659

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>>139381
i-i hope kotakoti-sama will accept my fan art ^_^~ugu

No. 139661

>>139601
I guess because she really likes it. I mean, as a little kid I really wanted to work at gamestop when I'd get older because I really love video games.

But working at a place you love going to is a really bad idea in general because it will most likely give you a reason to hate it and you'll get tired of whatever it is they sell.

Back on topic
>>139618
This. If it really was a huge scandal, I'm sure Kota would immediately apologize for it. Kota was just tweeting like normal like an hour ago and people are still kissing her ass.

No. 139663

>>139645
Runway models, everything else, no.

No. 139664

>>139657
I have a fringe and heavyish eye makeup in my passport photo? was surprised it was accepted but it was

No. 139668

168 cm. how tall is dakota?
http://www.bravomodels.net/form/

No. 139669

>>139668
It says 162cm on her thing on the site.

No. 139670

Oh well Bravo website says you can only be up to 23 years old. Kiki will be fucked soon.

No. 139672

>>139663
Do you think i should make a model thread on /g/? I would really love to know more about modeling in asia.

No. 139673

>>139669
why did they accept her

No. 139682

>>139672
lolololol

No. 139684

>>139672
How to be a model in japan:
1. Be a white girl age 14-22
2. Meet some guy online who is about 20 years older than you, make him fall inlove and promise to suck his d if he lets you stay with him in kawaii land desu.
3. Suck ceos d, and audition. Sleep with as many higher ups as you can.
4.?????
5.Profit

No. 139692

dakota is actually pretty short.
I have never believed she's 162 cm. More like 158 cm! I once saw her in Harajuku and she was tiny even tho she wore heels.

No. 139694

>>139668
>>139669
>>139670
>>139673
They have lots of models short and older than that, not including that dog.

No. 139695

File: 1437231190582.jpg (413 KB, 720x960, ayyy lmao.jpg)

Holy shit, I just came back to browse /pt/ after not coming on lolcow entirely for a good half a year and OP's pic truly shocked me. Jesus, Kooter, put down the fucking mochi.

Just checked her Ameblo and I'm sure this pic has been posted before in a previous thread but oh my fuck, THE SHOOP.
I remember months ago people were saying she's getting worse and worse at shooping herself and she was but I didn't think she'd get this bad.

No. 139697

>>139661

Exactly, people know what she looks like but they still believe she actually looks like her shoops lol.

But it does make me wonder where she'll end up in 3-4 years.

No. 139698

>>139672

Pfft, if you're coloured I wouldn't bother. You've got to be weeb/short/have drama to model over there.

No. 139703

>>139697
reminds me of that south park episode

No. 139707

>>139698
There are lots of weeby, short colored girls with drama, anon.
Problem is they're all fat sluts

No. 139709

>>139707
I think voice acting or porn would be the best options for black girls who want entertainment careers in japan

No. 139722

>>139707

>Still uses the word "colored" to describe black people.

No. 139723

>>139709

The sheer amount of ignorance is staggering in this one.

No. 139724

>>139670
Three years isn't soon at all imo but yea she'll have to find a new job.

No. 139725

>>139722
Srsly that was weird to me too. Also how multiple posts had the word but acting as if they qee different people. Either we've been invaded by old ass white people or troll.

No. 139728

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No. 139731

>>139722

well they are coloured, blacks/asians/indian whatever the fuck. End of story.

No. 139733

>>139709

Oh yeah, there was that black girl who went over to Japan and had that total fuck fest, like a real fuck fest with tons of japs then went back to the USA with dolla.

No. 139735

>>139725
Yah, it's probs the same racist person who always shits up the board

No. 139738

File: 1437239095896.jpg (202.79 KB, 600x600, iStock_000033898764_Large.jpg)

her head is so egg shaped in that photo

No. 139740

>>139735
Farmers, you should try to report OT posts instead of replying to them, it makes moderation easier and get this stupid shit out of the threads quicker.

No. 139742

>>139724
KIKI, she is 23 in September.

No. 139743

>>139724
Why are you calling me kiki? Tf?

No. 139746

>>139743
They're reiterating that the anon you replied to said Kiki, not Dakota…

No. 139748

Oh boy Dakota REALLY fucked up, there's already a video on Youtube about the criticism she's receiving.

The video title basically says "Model Dakota Rose hit by severe criticism - gives lowest score ever recorded on show".

No. 139758

>>139746
Ah. Well it was wasn't that clear. Thanks.

No. 139759

>>139748
I don't get it. What did she even do

No. 139761

>>139748
You dun fucked up, Dakota. Hint: you don't have to be an asshole to be funny.

>>139759
Check the old thread. She gave a singer a 12 out of 100 score. The singer wasn't even bad.

No. 139766

Does anybody have a video of the incident? I can't seem to find one in here or the last thread.

No. 139768

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No. 139772

For real though, it was a harsh score; he wasn't that bad, but it doesn't seem like she deserved of all the criticism. From what I understand, and correct me if I'm wrong, she didn't go on to insult him and tell him he's fucking garbage. This ain't some Natalia Kills shit. The japs are just irate because this guy is a popular and well-liked in Japan.

No. 139776

>>139772

Yep heh

Seriously tho anyone got the footage?

No. 139779

>>139772

It wasn't actually that bad, but you're not thinking about it from a Japanese perspective.

From their perspective it'll be like, you have this white immigrant model living in "their country" who's become popular off of the back of "their" society, and an American to boot, who was fortunate to be invited to a Japanese show by the good grace of the Japanese producers, and she's come on here, the black sheep of the panel, and she's basically sat there and insulted the fuck out of a very popular Japanese performance duo. This white American immigrant who's only known because of them in the first place.

If it had been a female Japanese model it probably wouldn't have been as big an issue.

No. 139782

>>139779

Yep, this.

In any country I suppose, same if she was in Korea or China or Turkey or Saudi ect and she insulted someone well liked. Just how countries like Japan are and I don't blame them in a sense. But I CAN see why it's a bit "is that all? jfc" however when you've been to enough countries to gather an understanding from their POV. It's bad.

No. 139795

I don't understand Japanese and have no way of knowing what's going on in these vids, but is it possible to claim it as a mistake at all? That might be the best PR move. Although even if she could, it might be too late now.

No. 139797

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>>139779
>From their perspective it'll be like, you have this white immigrant model living in "their country" who's become popular off of the back of "their" society

That's like a Tumblr version of a Japanese perspective.
It has nothing to do with her being white/gaijin/American, but that she basically disrespected/humiliated the contestants. They haven't brought up her race once, so I'm not sure where you got that impression. People are offended because she ignored an important attitude within their culture– Not being totally truthful about your feelings to please others is a critical aspect of the Japanese mentality, especially if you are regarding "guests". You are always supposed to be polite regardless of how you may actually feel.
It is a little surprising she made this mistake considering how long she's lived in Japan. She should make an apology video to try and save face. I think that would be a wise move on her part, even though the scandal doesn't seem like a big deal from a western perspective.

No. 139801

>>139797
i'm confused, what EXACTLY has dakota done wrong? why's japan pissed at her i don't get it

No. 139802

>>139797
At least one person said "Gaijin think they can say anything on TV", so I'm pretty sure her race plays some part in this, anon.
>Dakota
>sincerely apologizing for anything
Lmao don't forget she's an Ostrenga

No. 139804

>>139801
she was rude

No. 139805

>>139766
>>139776

C'mon, guys… It was right there in the last thread. You could have just ctrl + f'd "video".

http://www.miomio.tv/watch/cc226477/

Drama starts around 36 minutes in. She even clarifies her score right to the singer she dissed, so there's no way she can say it was a mistake or that "teehee gaijin don't understand japanese concepts".

No. 139807

Giving 12/100 is downright insulting in most cultures, not just japanese. Kota being an amerifag doesn't understand the concept of 'face', or she just went overboard with her rude/direct persona.

No. 139808

>>139802
Who said that?
I'm not sure it really does here.

No. 139809

>>139805

Watching and jfc it's like the japanese version of "Stars in their eyes" here in the UK lmfao

No. 139811

>>139808
Nip. Twitter user in a screencap from the last thread

No. 139812

>>139809
I'm a UKfag too, so people other than me know her here? FUCK. :'( She is spreading like a disease.

No. 139820

>>139797

>It has nothing to do with her being white/gaijin/American


It has everything to do with it, because I don't know whether you remember but it was the states of America that bombed the shit out of and poisoned not only one, but two of their major cities during the war which claimed an estimated 260,000 lives and destroyed far many more.

I know you'd like to believe that that business is all well and done with, but there will always be a seeded, residual resentment in the majority of Japanese civilians for generations to come, kind of how like so many Americans start screaming "DAS 4 PEARL HARBOUR BITCH" whenever something bad happens in Japan.

No. 139821

ok I just watched the whole thing and it feels like she gave the low score on purpose for airtime? She consistently gave very high scores until then but no one paid attention to her/singled her out from all the judges, so she did something she knows she will be asked to comment on

No. 139826

>>139797
"white" is not even a race. i'm so tired of this bullshit.

No. 139827

>>139820
I think you maybe don't understand the culture as well as you believe you might. A lot of people are looking at it from a racial perspective because that's how westerners(sjw) tend look at it. It's simply not the way Japanese people think however.

When have they brought up her race? Please, give me an example. Just one news clip, one interview regarding the scandal. A few 2ch comments do not reflect an entire society.

Is that really the issue here? You don't think it's just because she offended people with her ignorance by being rude to the guests?
No, they're upset with Dakota because whitey-Americans bombed Japan TWICE, and Dakota's a whitey-American.
That's the logical perspective?.

Pearl Harbor and WW2 have nothing to do with this, you are reaching too hard.

No. 139829

>>139826
Asians are white too. Its a color.

No. 139836

>>139826
Pu lease, we all know what white refers to white = caucasian = a bunch of different ethnicities. In your logic, there is no black race. We havr caucasians and then negroids.

No. 139837

>>139826
>>139829
Were you all dropped on the head as children? Stop being purposely obtuse.

No. 139840

There is a topic about her on girlschannel http://girlschannel.net/topics/422438/

They're saying she has a bad attitude, she's making fun of japanese people, commenting about her face, lots of "who?" as well, etc.

No. 139841

Isnt dakota half black?

No. 139845


No. 139846

>>139845
It's literally all we've been talking about for the last 48 hours, at the minimum just read OP's post.

No. 139847

>>139841
No, she's half Japanese.

No. 139848

Japan's society is so fake, people are going to readily oust and criticize someone, not for being a fucking liar but for giving someone a low score on a fake ass karaoke game that means absolutely nothing. This is not the way I want Dakota to go down, this is not true justice, this is just pettiness, I want her to suffer, not to have a reason to feel like a victime which she no doubt crying about now.

No. 139849

>>139827

>it's simply not the way Japanese people think however


Bitch are you kidding, the Japanese are xenophobic as fuck, and there are many, many, many Japanese racists.

No. 139850

>>139847
I heard she's full Japanese. The Ostrengas just adopted her and made her dye her hair and wear lenses all that time.

No. 139852

>>139849
Calm down.
Of course they are xenophobic, most people are aware of that. But please finish reading the comment before you post. That's not the reason people are upset with her.

No. 139854

>>139848
Her lies are being uncovered slowly over there. Probably because a lot of people don't even know who she is? But I see an increase of net discussions about her overuse of photoshop and they are even aware of the racist video she did with her sister.

If it made mainstream news they'd definitely be outraged.

No. 139855

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>>139848
Perhaps we can help them Nips to see the light a little bit, eh? Drop a few not-so-kawaii pictures on Japanese Twitter?
Eh? Eh?

No. 139856

>>139852

I never said that people are mad at her because she' white/American, I said that the fact is something will be used to vilify her now that she's been put on the hotspot.

Nobody actually cares about these things until something bad happens involving them.

I'm generally not racist but whenever I get catcalled for simply walking down the street by Pakistani guys in my city, for which there is a lot and most of them are vile perverts, I'll be stomping around for the rest of the day internally screaming "Fucking perverted pakis!".

No. 139857

>>139849
Why do you think japanese hate black people? Not trolling but it seems like where ever you go in the world, peopke hatr black people. And these places never even had black slaves, so do you think its because the black people who do come to their country leave bad impressions, of lying, stealing being bad people, etc or is this a huge world wide conspiracy to hate black people because they are black colored?

No. 139858

>>139857

I don't know how many people know this, but there is actually a reasonable volume of immigrants from countries, places like Kenya, Nigeria etc., and they have a reputation for standing around in alleys beckoning white tourists into upstairs bars with the promise of women and cheap alcohol on a "deal". Once upstairs the tourists will have a drug slipped into their first drink, usually valium of rohypnol, and they'll be robbed blind.

Supposedly they do have the good grace to send you away in a cab afterwards though, but probably only to get you away out of the area. The establishments aren't actually ran by black guys though, usually it's low level yakuza, they just get the black guys to stand out front and beckon people in.

The problem is when the victim eventually comes to, he'll assume went crazy on a night on the town and lost all his belongings or something.

No. 139859

>>139856
>>139857
>>139858
God can you fatties take your race wank to /pol/ or some other fucking place. I just want to talk shit and laugh and you all are making me constipated.

No. 139860

Everyone shut your little penis holes. We don't need a race discussion here. Take it where the sun don't shine (Kaka's anus). Let's get back on topic. So Dakota - what's the deal with her thinking she can't get away with shit like this? Is she going to keep tainting her persona like she did before until every country hates her?

No. 139861

>>139860
* can

sorry

No. 139863

>>139859

Race wank? m8, I was asked a question and I answered it.
It's not racism if it's true. Black men in Japan DO have a reputation for doing what I just spoke of, just Google it.

http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/the-other-side-of-tokyos-nigerian-community
>past journalism about Nigerians in Japan has largely been sensationalist coverage of Roppongi drink spiking incidents

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowTopic-g298184-i861-k3329836-Drink_spiking_bad_experience_in_Roppongi-Tokyo_Tokyo_Prefecture_Kanto.html
>later the night we explored Roppongi and were brought to a small bar by one of those many black guys. We had some drinks and the next thing I remember is that we sat in the corner of the bar with terrible headaches and our wallets gone!

(See >>>1054)

No. 139864

>>139856
And I totally get that. I think most people feel that way, and that fair, but I still stand that it isn't really a part of the scandal itself. I think you and I just have had a misunderstanding about each others perspective/interpretation.

No. 139866

someone who speaks nipponese should send Popteen a mail

No. 139867

>>139863
This is boring as fuck and you sound obsese

No. 139869

>>139866
a mail? About what?

No. 139870

>>139858
>>139863
>>139858
When did this become a thread about black people in Japan? Fuck off.

No. 139871

>>139863
fuck off with the race shit. Make yet another new thread in the /b/ thread or w/e just go away

No. 139872

>>139867

And you sound like you have cystic acne :^)

Don't like being proved wrong? Better stop posting altogether and get back to Tumblr.

No. 139873

A decent PR move in my opinion would be to issue a public apology, say you made a mistale, culture differences, silly gaijins, beg for forgiveness etc.

But I wonder if Dakota's Monstrenga ego will allow her to do that.

No. 139874

>>139866
Oh, I'm sure her management is aware if that's what you're talking about.

No. 139875

>>139866

I have a feeling Popteen will drop her in a year or twos time tbh. Well, she'll be an adult this year so not really a teenager…

No. 139876

>>139874

She's probably fucking the manager for a second chance as we speak tbh lel

No. 139879

has she said anything about it on Twitter at all?

No. 139880

http://www.babyssb.co.jp/info2/teaparty2015_guest/
I knew Dakota did model for IW but BTSSB now too?

No. 139882

>>139869
If there is sufficient backlash regarding how rude Dakota is, they might just drop her.

>>139874
kek anon Popteen doesn't manage her

No. 139883

>>139872
It's no one else's problem but your own that you're obsessed with blacks and we shouldn't have to deal with it.
Fuck off back to /pol/ or make a /b/ thread or whatever, just take it out of here

No. 139885

http://www.babyssb.co.jp/info2/teaparty2015_guest/
I knew Dakota did model for IW but BTSSB now too?

No. 139886

has she said anything about it on Twitter at all?

No. 139887

>>139869
If there is sufficient backlash regarding how rude Dakota is, they might just drop her.

>>139874
kek anon Popteen doesn't manage her

No. 139888

>>139872
It's no one else's problem but your own that you're obsessed with blacks and we shouldn't have to deal with it.
Fuck off back to /pol/ or make a /b/ thread or whatever, just take it out of here

No. 139891

>>139880

She's modelling for fucking everything. I've yet to see her model for Monlily though… and some other brands though. Give it time and she'll pop up there too.

Why don't we ever see kota with models like Risa and Amo tho?

No. 139893

http://www.babyssb.co.jp/info2/teaparty2015_guest/

Saw this in the yukapee thread but dakota is gonna model for BTSSB

No. 139894

>>139880
They take everyone

No. 139896

kek at all the double posts.

No. 139899

>>139896

Shitting hell, this thread is so slow

No. 139910

If you Google "長谷川俊介 ダコタローズ" tons of shit about the score thing shows up

No. 139912

>>139894
I wonder why Kaka hasn't tried modeling for them then.

No. 139917

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looooool oh my god, dakota made a tweet mistake and hasn't realized yet so it's still up.

https://twitter.com/dakotakoti/status/622456784163221504

I'm guessing she was lurking Leda's profile (probably because she's posted on PULL) and hit reply by accident without knowing, because the tweet she replied to is even 6 days old (when you hit reply to a tweet with more than one person, it automatically adds both usernames).

I guess we just got a definite proof she goes on PULL every fucking day.

No. 139918

>>139917
And unless she clicks her own profile or scrolls down her timeline, she won't notice. I don't see her being the kind sitting on twitter a lot, reading her timeline (only replies)

If the tweets disappears, she must have seen it on here.

No. 139920

>>139917
Oh and the timestamp is in her timezone, so let it sink in that she was sitting there reading Leda's 6 days old tweets at 2:30 am on a Saturday night

Makes me wonder who else she keeps tabs on

No. 139921

>>139917

Is Leda a PULL member?
What does Dakota have to do with her? I feel I've missed something big.

No. 139922

>>139921
No but a snowflake, hence we even have a thread on her here.

No. 139923

>>139921
Leda is another snowflake (posted on PULL)
http://prettyuglylittleliar.freeforums.org/hailedabear-t4673.html

She also had a thread on lolcow a while back, dunno if it's still up

No. 139927

Haha she blocked me because i was writing 加工すぎます (too much processing) and 宇宙人みたい you look like an alien

No. 139935

http://girlschannel.net/topics/422438/ << makes me laugh how they're only just NOW comparing her pictures and shit

No. 139938

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>>139917
>Dakota actually browses PULL in secret
>follows the drama of other cows, even ones as irrelevant as Leda
I fucking knew it. Now where are the Kota stans who were sitting here telling me she's "too busy for internet dramu stuff"? Fucking kek.
Bet she's watching us now.

No. 139942

>>139381
>>139938
Does this mean she COULD have been feeding us info about kaka. This milk is golden

No. 139943

>>139935
They did the same with Amo when they went jelly that she got married to some popular band member, didn't do anything to her career.

No. 139945

>>139943

Mmm but kota has more on her than Amo lol

Kota's career is truly a ticking time bomb, give it 3 more years.

No. 139946

>>139942
It's looking that way, after all what are the odds any other user would have stumbled across her kirleios profiles? Unless someone had those apps already and recognized her pic, and the odds of that are super slim.

>>139938
Agreed. This just proves that moving to a new country and learning another language and holding down a job can ever change this one simple fact- once ignorant white trash, always ignorant white trash.

No. 139948

>>139946

Wouldn't surprise me, she probably does fuck all else when she's not modelling or on tv shows anyway.

No. 139950

>>139935
http://girlschannel.net/topics/309253/

Ha they've exposed both mama & papa ostrenga as well as kaka

No. 139952

>>139938
Forgive me lolcow for i have sinned but what are stans lol

No. 139953

>>139952
Crazy obsessive fans are called stans. It got its name from the Eminem feat. Dido song called Stan. Watch the video is you wanna see some crazy shit.

No. 139954

>>139935
So basically the only people that still in believe dakota are the young teens in japan who are oblivious to her shoop and all the creepy brown men across the globe

No. 139955

>>139935
>>139950
Damn, they are maaaaaad…

No. 139956

>>139954

Pretty much yeah

No. 139958

File: 1437262610598.png (425.21 KB, 545x608, qG6OVH2B7lL8XF2_JZKAa_212.png)

Harsh.

No. 139959

>>139958

It's not THAT bad tbh, it's just the truth. I mean what did she expect when she went over there 3 years before hand? She knew this would happen, pictures like this. She wanted fame and she got it.

No. 139960

>>139797
OT but damn i havent heard of the akb girl…. Wow thats just…. Damn. She had a boyfriend which breaks the number 1 rule of aidoru-ship and thas what she gets

No. 139962

>>139950
So, they even came up with her racist teen sin. It's her demise, right, guys?

No. 139966

Man it's actually happening.. Dakota goin' dowwwwwwnnnnnnnn!

No. 139969

>>139950
>>139955
>>139962

Fuck, it's not loading for me. Can anyone cap/translate and post some juicy bits here please?

No. 139972

Not gonna lie, I'm fucking loving this shit. I guess she really is still a lolcow after all.

No. 139973

>>139950
>>139962
I remember one anon insisting Japan knew about her past and actually liked it because it was "edgy". :^)

No. 139974

>>139969

It's nothing big, it's from y/day and a couple of weeks ago. Some are slagging her off while others are like yes/no about her in the comments.

A lot have thrown her old pics up and comparisons…

No. 139975

>>139973

Sooner or later, it slowly crumbles for lolcows. Look at felice and her raging debt causing her to flee in the middle of no where LOL and kaka who is going literally no where and Venus too.

No. 139983

>>139975
beautiful

No. 139988

>>139975
This was posted in the previous thread but it's still so fitting.
It's all come tumbling down

No. 140015


No. 140040

>"move her thread to /b/ guys!"
>"she's not a lolcow anymore guys!"

No. 140041

>>140040

farts

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

No. 140043

>>139950
This one's old news, we posted about this in one of the last threads in March and a lot of us were posting about mama, papa, and Kaka on there.

No. 140054

>>139917
It's deleted. I guess that confirms she lurks?

No. 140062

>>140040
She really wasn't an lolcow at that time the thread was just a fanclub.

No. 140063

>>139952
other anon's got it covered but I think that word's a hybrid of stalker+fan= stan

No. 140071

>>139935
These ladies are cutthroat.

I love it.

No. 140078

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New tweet:
ん?起きたら知らないツイートがあった
ねぼけて何かを押した…とか?謎|゚ー゚)

>Huh? When I woke up I saw a tweet I didn't make. When I was sleeping maybe I pressed a button? Weird

No. 140081

>>140078
Dakota surfs PULL in her sleep KEK

or who knows maybe it's 1337 lolcow hack3r? Better call the ostrenga lawyers. No w8 they ain't got one cause they out of cash

No. 140085

>>140078

dako-tako-chan we know you're on here, constantly.

lolin dako-chan ur not foolin anybody

plus japs are talking about your unfortunate events from friday and comparing ur pics, u gonna get ur nutty family to copyright those too?

kekekekeke

No. 140086

>>140078
It could be possible that it was Kiki using her account again for stalking others tho.

No. 140121

>>140086
true, wouldn't put that past her

No. 140147

>>140078
Right, Dakota. We all believe you, suuuuuure.

No. 140149

Girlschannel like to compare dakota to leah dizon and say that leah is cuter. Someone even said becky cruel is cuter. These girls are brutal.

No. 140152

>>140149
They even said Beckii is cuter? WOW.

Funny how both of the, are has beens. Dakota is next.

And about Dakota not hiding her true personality? A lot of us already knew she'd always be a bitch. Shows how much her stans knew. I've always doubted she was as big an angelic victim as they all made her out to be. Once an ass, always an ass.

No. 140174

>>140149
It's mainly the butthurt ones who've finally realized she barely looks like her pictures. It's her own fault, she's made herself into her own fugly sister. At least Beckii isn't shooped to the point that seeing her in person is shocking.

No. 140179

>>140152
Tons of comments between there and other sites about her fatness, double chin (aka, unexpected neck meat), and photoshop and contact abuse.

I saw a kind of ridiculous post on twitter. Someone's mom actually woke them up because she was so shocked about the 12 point score. It brings me a bit of joy thinking there might be some lonely housewives out there sending angry letters to the tv station because a dumb gaijin gave their flavor of the year comedian a bad score.

No. 140183

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Whats the name of those big gossip magazines that always report on AKB48 and celeb scandals? I forgot but it would be so juicy if they got a tip or picked up on Dakota's anti-asian shenanigans. Its not enough that its just floating around on the net because only people who are interested in her in the first place would find out about it. If I knew how to write coherent moon I'd try to contact the editors.

No. 140191

>>140183
she is so off the radar and unimportant, that those gossip magazines would seriously not give a shit about her.

No. 140198

>>140191
That's what everyone said about Kooter going to Japan In the first place

>once they see how fake she is they'll laugh and send her back home like Maibon and forget all about her


I say do it anyway for the lulz. What's the worst that cou

No. 140200

>>140078
Hahahahahahahaha

No. 140201

>>140152
If Leah didn't get knocked up, I am pretty sure her career would still be going strong in Japan. Hell, if she had stayed in Japan even after getting divorced, I think she could have salvaged her career.

No. 140202

>>140200
mm so she does lurk here, hi kooter!!

No. 140209

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>>140149
I would feel so offended

No. 140210

>>140149 They compare Dakota to Leah Dizon??? Leah Dizon is actually attractive and has a nice body, while Dakota looks average at best and chubby af. Hmm that's a tough one…smh

No. 140211

>>140209
Beckii should cosplay as Pearl from Steven Universe

No. 140217


No. 140219

>>140202
Uh, I'm the one who uploaded the tweet screenshot, you idiot

I was laughing at her pretending she didn't understand how it happened "by mistake"

No. 140220


No. 140223

>>140220
Brutal.

No. 140225

>>140219
Yes and I was laughing at the tweet as well so calm down dipshit…lol.

The "hi kooter" was aimed at her if she lurks here.

No. 140227

>>140220
Seriously why are her teef so fucking yellow

No. 140228

>>140225
How would I know if you quoted me laughing but not the tweet post…..?

No. 140229

>>140228
I meant to quote the tweet post, still no one is dumb enough to believe kota would just come here and say "hahaha" lol

No. 140230

>>140229
I wonder if some of the white knight comments are her, since she does lurk here

No. 140231

Lol I knew all her fans or white knights would turn on her as soon as there was trouble in paradise ,where's all her lesbo fangirls? Hope she continues to provide milk tho.

No. 140232

>>139917
>>140078
Reasons why it couldn't have been a mistake (we all know it wasn't, but I want her to know too since she lurks here, that we always know when she's full of shit):

- The tweet she replied to was 6 days old. Kota doesn't follow any of those 7 people who retweeted it, so she definitely must have found it while scrolling down Leda's profile
https://twitter.com/LedaCMuir/status/620031772525355008

- She somehow hit reply (I know this must have been a mistake while lurking) which put both nicks in there by default.

- There is no way she could have hit reply without being on the profile/having the tweet open.

- She claims she was sleeeping? lmao I guess her phone unlocked itself, went to a profile she "would never visit" and hit reply AND tweet by itself

- Kota knows about PULL and lolcow. I'm (and probably the rest of you) 150% sure she's a regular lurker in both places

- Like I said before she removed the tweet, she most likely won't notice unless she sees it in this thread. Which she did, and it went poof

- We all know she's a lolcow full of shit, of course she'd keep tabs on us and what we write about her

No. 140233

>>140229
Some might be, you never know (btw my IP is in Tokyo too, I thought there was a chance you're a janitor and saw it or something, and believed it was her)

No. 140234

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>>140220
Had to translate this one at least. This level of mad seems to be consistent throughout that page.

No. 140236

>>140220
Wow! Now those are vicious. I doubt this is bad enough to cost her jobs. Most of the news articles are mainly about how she was the first to give the worst score and to such a popular entertainer. If it was really bad we'd be seeing Bravo doing damage control. When we see that we'll know shit is going down.

But I can see it following her for a while, at worst she'll never live it down. While I enjoy her her bitchy persona (and the look on everyone's face when she did it) if this is the direction she and her manager wanted to go then she should have stuck to modeling for popteen and milking social media. She could have had a stable vlogging career long after she's no longer real life barbie.

No. 140238

>>139917
This is reaching imo. This is proof she lurks pull how? She can't look at other twitter profiles?

The kiki theory is more believable (and what I thought of first) because of past events.

No. 140240

>>140234
hohohoho…finally it's happening

No. 140241

>>140234
>variety shoes

Good going, me.

One more before I sleep

勘違いが凄い
日本の女の子みんなが自分に憧れてるとか思ってそう。
本当に不快だから早く帰国してほしい。

>She's completely clueless. She thinks "Japanese girls are all longing to be me." That couldn't be further from the truth so hurry up and go home.

No. 140245

pfff, youd think 3 years in japan shed get a grasp on social etiquette and control her bratty attitude.

No. 140248

>>140245
Once a bitch, always a bitch. Isn't this what people have been saying all these years? That she still has her nasty attitude she just hides it well, except she majorly fucked up now.

No. 140253

I wonder when and if she apologizes, is it going to sound like a typical Ostrenga apology aka "sorry but not really."

The rage that would cause in Japan would be great to watc.h

No. 140260

Thread theme song

No. 140263

>>140238
Lmao sure Kota

No. 140273

the azns are so butthurt over a low score, lulz

No. 140276

>>140273
It's lulzy but it's more about the straight up rudeness of it more than "hurrr bad score."
It's like if children were having a silly little contest. Everyone knows they suck yet are polite but then one of the judges gives a super low score. Everyone's kind of like what the fuck? And who are you? And you're not using keigo despite being a nobody? And we're already kind of pissed at you for insisting you don't edit your photos?

They mad.

No. 140292

>tfw I think she still looks cute in OP's pic, just chub and a bad angle
what's wrong with me

>>139670
>>139694
Often they have a cut-off age for starting models, not for established ones. They're not going to get rid of a successful model just because she turned 25 or whatever. It's the same in the west; if you show up at an agency and you're already in your mid to late twenties, it's a lot harder to get signed.

>>139772
Remember how Sacha Baron Cohen as Borat showed up to a rodeo to sing the fake Kazakhstan national anthem and the crown freaked the everloving fuck out and started to riot? This is kind of Japan's version of that, except it wasn't entirely intentional on Koot's part and there's less violence and more passive-aggressive twittering.

No. 140297

>>140292
>comparing it to Borat who spit in the face of a whole nation
If it really was on the same level I'd understand their rage but seriously, normally they're able to see the good intentions. Even in this case it's obvious she wanted the other group to have a chance (because her childish and crappy humor liked them better). So it COULD be considered a kind act.
We need subs of her justification sequence. I have no clue if she weaseled out of it charmingly or rudely. I think this is what's more important for the whole consequences if there will be any. The Japanese reaction sources seem a tad bit too irrelevant as it really had a great negative impact.

No. 140302

I guess a better comparison to that situation would be like there is some not serious beauty contest show in USA and Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner is competing and one of the judges is a guy from Russia who is the only one who gives Jenner a low score. Social media would explode, "go back to Russia" stupid transphobic gaijin etc.

i'm high i hope you get my point

No. 140303

>>140297
The folks at the rodeo had no idea of the movie he was making and happily cheered him on when he 'praised' America. It's only when he started singing about how great Kazakhstan was (with no mention of the US) that they saw red and tore the place down.
People everywhere are very sensitive to perceived slights from outsiders.

No. 140305

Took a stab at translating.

First you have to understand she was speaking very casually in a rude boyish manner. It's a love/hate thing and is part of her character she's doing so it's normally fine, but she came off very arrogant here. On top of standing out for her low score she's also not being careful about how she delivers the bad news. She's very casual about it which pissed people off since her moon is clearly good enough to speak politely. And again about the score, it's more about how arrogant she is to make herself standout for airtime than anything else I think. These shows are more "speak when you're spoken to." I know it's silly but it's how it is and she knows better.

Dakota - The "dame dame" people (tn: the freaks) had fun singing so I had fun watching and thought it was very good. HOWEVER…… the second guy's (rude. she knows this guy.) spirit wasn't so hot (she said attatakunai, not warm, a play on the name of his popular song attakaindakara)
Kumamushi - Ah, the second guy?
Dakota - The technique was very good, that's right I think so (honestly she's fluffing up her japeroo here trying to look more fluent), but I couldn't feel the emotion.
~Everyone laughs and says she's strict~
Host - Dakota didn't receive the emotion in your performance. Kumamushi's hotness is-
Kumamushi - cuts off Hey! tsumetaindakara (play on his song's name, "it's chilly!")
Dakota - That's right! That's right!
Some girl - That song can be for summer!
~scores are revealed~
Kumamushi - Eh? There's a huge difference!
Host - Dakota…
Kumamushi - It's crazy, Dakota! Until now there's never been a score that low!
Host - Yes until now there hasn't been but Dakota just gave you 12 points so…
Kumamushi - It's useless/there's no way!
Host - Only Dakota's given the low score.
Kumamushi - Why why why?
Host - Dakota's laughing and clapping
Dakota - It wasn't hot (she finishes with "damon~" which is kind of a childish pouty way to show disapproval)
Kumamushi - It wasn't hot?
Host - If it wasn't hot then there's no chance/it's useless right
Dakota - No chance/it's useless~
Kumamushi - That should be my line!

No. 140307

>>140305
T-that's what their mad for? I thought she was literally insulting Japan for a famous singer or whatever. It just seemed like she was playing around like a little kid?

Then again, I'm an Americunt so Idk about Japan. I guess they're serious…

I wouldn't exactly call this a scandal in anyway, a bigger scandal word be her photoshopping and how Bravo and the magazines that hired her dealt with her for so long. I guess they just don't care and go after stuff like this.

No. 140308

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>>140307
>T-that's what their mad for? I thought she was literally insulting Japan for a famous singer or whatever. It just seemed like she was playing around like a little kid?

Yeah it's pretty silly, but people are annoyed with her attitude. She doesn't use honorifics and she's arrogant despite being a literal nobody. Then there's residual hate from the people who knew her prior to this show and are sick of her lying about shooping. The biggest complaint I see about her is her attitude and the way she uses Japanese.

But honestly, we've all seen how she acted in the past so you can imagine hints of that are seeping through the way she speaks and it's not working out for her.

No. 140309

>>140307
They take karaoke seriously, same in the Philippians. That was a serious show. Karaoke isn't "just for fun there" it is a sport.

No. 140310

>>140309
Philippines*

No. 140311

>>140307
It's in Asian culture to be nice and polite to elders, to everyone basically. Rudity is just rudity. Doesn't give you swag. She's a newcomer, but refers to Kumamushi who's been in the business much longer as the second guy, or that contestant and gives them a very low score. She hasn't earned the right to do that at all (for entertainment purposes, of course).

No. 140314

>>140308

Yeah, I even showed her to one of my Japanese friends and he said "Ahh she's not even learned Japanese properly, you can tell she's picked up the language just by casually talking to others and it's really lazy the way she talks."

^^^

Goes to show HA

No. 140315

>>140307

Yep, again it's not America and this is Japan. I'm British and even I think it's stupid but hey ho, you go to another country and respect their way of doing things. Just like any other country, that's how it is. Kota has been there long enough to KNOW better. I get that she may not have meant to say what she said but… just happened to her lol

No. 140316

>>140241

Japanese girls aren't longing to be kota. Hardly of them aside from who follow her, watch tv and popteen know about her. I'd say the white obsessed doll japs are more interested in being someone like Ellie fanning tbh.

No. 140317

>>140238

Funny… she makes a tweet about that tweet she 'didn't make' and HAD to alert us all about it. Why didn't she just delete it secretly? Ha, she really does lurk here. Pfft.

No. 140318

Yall must be trally desperate and thirsty for kota drama if this is what you are making a huge deal about…

No. 140319

>>140179

Oh yeah this happens, women and tv shows. Over here in the UK, a kid went missing on this popular tv show actually IN the show and not in RL and this woman got up at like 3am to go search for the kid even tho he wasn't actually missing..

tv makes people do dumb shit

No. 140320

>>140318

She gave us the drama anon lol

Plus it ISN'T just us though, Japanese have kicked off about it too and they were the first ones to do so before us kekekeke

No. 140321

Regardless of everything though, kota will still be keeping her contracts and will appear on more shows because she is the nippon ningyou aryan dolly

No. 140323

>>140317
Don't think so or otherwise she would have deleted it earlier just like how when Kaka was posting bullshit with her account. I'm still thinking it was her sister because the timing for this to happen is odd, just right when Kaka goes into crazy stalker mode again but never before in all these years.

No. 140326

There is even more lulzy angry stuff on Twitter if you search for ダコタローズ

No. 140328

What's up with people trying to use kiki as a scapegoat for every fucking dumb thing Dakota does? Yeah kiki is a jackass but seriously you guys

No. 140332

is it safe to say the kota is the most successful one out of all the white wannabe aidorus and kawaii models?

No. 140333

>>140307
Different culture, different priorities. Shooping yourself isn't bad probably since they literally have shooping booth for anyone in the streets, whereas in the west you take a pic and that's it, very few people touch it up before posting it.

But to be honest, if a small status nobody from another country came in mine to try to be popular and started harshly criticising a very well liked local artist, people on twitter would totally bash that person. It's like insulting a sibling, you won't allow anyone else to do it.

I wouldn't be surprised if her being american wasn't helping too, since they're not really known for being polite.

Imagine an aspiring frenchman talking in broken english coming to a comedy show and harshly criticising idk, Louie CK. People would go mad too.

No. 140336

>>140326
Yeah but I still am kind of on the fence if it's enough to have a lasting effect on her overall impression. I don't have something about a nice tumbling down but come on, I don't buy it was an important show to begin with. Japs have hundreds of comedy shows that are irrelevant.

>>140332
We only see a selection of her works and it's most likely just a drop in the ocean of Japanese ads and ~models~. Some of the Japanese comments asked who she even was.

No. 140338

>>140333
i dont think her being american hurts her in this situation, as people expect americans to be rude, loud, and brash. its more likely they are just thinking she's a typical dumb american. i highly doubt they are surprised by her behavior.

No. 140340

>>140308
This

At first her brusque way of talking was kind of cute because she was still new to japan but after three years, if shes so "genius" as people say when they hear her speak nihongo, then they expect her to speak properly by now
> Tldr it aint cute anymore

No. 140341

>>140338
I know people expect this of anericans but god i wish she wouldnt perpetuate it

I had a nipponjin say to me "what? Youre shy?? You cant be shy, youre american! They say whatever they want"

No. 140347

>>140341

Same here, cept' I'm British and my jap friend was wishing me a happy birthday a few months back. He said "Are you having a party?" and I said "No no! I don't like being in the center of attention…" and he was so SURPRISED and said "REALLY? I thought westerners loved that?!"

I had to explain to him that not all of us like being in the center of attention and we can be shy lol.

Tbh for a jap he's more out going than me

No. 140352

>>140332

Y'know, I thought this ages ago and I kinda think she sorta is? In a sense because kota has literally gotten away with murder aha.

I mean… nothing terrible but she HAS gotten away with things you'd expect the japanese to catch on to. I think they know, but they just wanna milk her until she's dried up.

Curious… wonder when kota's next tv appearance will be?

No. 140353

>>140308
man i love watching dakota fall on her face too but this guys twitter is so try hard edgey it makes me cringe why does he have so many followers

No. 140357

Bleh. Hate me for saying this but writing "jap" is not cool or cute.

No. 140360

>>140357

It's an abbreviation like Brit or Scot or Manc. Shut the fuck up you Tumblr fuckbucket.

No. 140366

>>140352
>kota has literally gotten away with murder aha
Could you pls stop using literally.

No. 140367

>>140360
It's primarily a derogatory term from WWII, but ok

No. 140368

>>140367
Shut up and take your fee fees with you, you're in the wrong place if that offends you tbh. Nobody here cares.

No. 140372

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>>139935
>When I first saw her I thought she was cute and yet the real thing is….
>She has a terrible attitude, so I've begun to hate her. And the real thing is ugly, isn't it? lol
>who?
>Dakota Rose's good impression era is plummeting, isn't it?
>Dakota's face lol Who is this? lmao
>What's with her? lol
>Nowadays when I see her, she's become unpleasant
>Has she had plastic surgery?
>When I saw this yesterday, I was shocked. She has a double chin. She's processed, huh?
>They share a resemblance (post 41's picture)
>I hate this "no humility half"
>She'll disappear in 2016
>(referring to post 24's picture) her face is 12 points
>I thought she was the Dakota from I Am Sam! I guess she isn't.
>I don't care that Dakota is ugly, but her scoring 12 points was overkill.
>On Youtube she's incredibly cute, but her speaking style and how she looks on tv is shocking… she ruined her image. I wonder if she was was degrading and fat from the beginning

Sorry if I messed up in a few places. I guess some still think she's a half.

No. 140373

>>140372
After the whole してねーわ thing, she seems to think it's sooo cool and edgy to act different and rude. Yuck

No. 140375

>>140372
> I guess some still think she's a half.

Reminds me of this comment

>日本語うまいし、可愛いから(フォトショップだけど)嫌いじゃない、ただ貴方も年齢詐欺はどーよ。18?くらいみたいだけど、実際はアラサーらしいね。。ちょっとショック。。

>She's good at Japanese, and she's cute (although it's shoop) so I don't hate her, but she's lying about her age. She looks 18 but she's actually around 30. I'm a little shocked.

How in the hell..

>タコ?知らねwww

They actually called her tako

>アゴタ・ローズ

Agoda Rose
Ago means chin.

No. 140376

>>140357

nor is nigger and people still throw it around on here

No. 140377

Did her lips always look the way they do in the OP picture?

No. 140378

>>140372

I question how in the hell people think she has a tint of oriental blood in her body but oh okay lel

No. 140380

>>140372

someone even said she'll be gone by 2016

i think so too

No. 140381

>>140380

I don't think people will want to see the same re-played "omg its a real barbie" in her 5th year stay in Japan tho

C'mon japan it's boring as balls

just throw kota in some more magazines, make her happy and then please find a new aidoru or whatever the fuck

No. 140382

>>140375
>アゴタ・ローズ
>Agoda Rose
>Ago means chin.

top kek

god i'm loving that japan's netizens have finally started shittalking her

cattiness from another culture, sooo good

No. 140383

>>140357
tumblrshits get out

No. 140386

>>140372
>her face is 12 points
kek

No. 140387

>>140382

It took them long enough, 3 good years. However it doesn't mean kota will loose everything and go back to the usa.

I think kota will stay in Japan for as long as she can tbh, maybe even permanently if her career goes to shit and she'll find some rich old fart to marry. Have hafu kid and give her something to stay for.

She won't back down that easily, despite whatever some japanese are saying or what she did on that show.

Ostengas are like that, you knock the bitches down and they get right back up. Idk they always find a way.

She has all those twitters followers too, they won't just unfollow her over something as petty as this.

No. 140390

>>140387
>It took them long enough, 3 good years.

Because she was irrelevant. Only relatively popular with middle schoolers.
But then the irrelevant gaijin was rude to a japanese star so it's time for delicious internet shittalk.

No. 140393

>>140382

funny thing kaka recently tweeted how gaijin girls in japan were ~oh so mean~ towards her and kota hahahahahahahaha

what are you gonna say now kaka

No. 140397

>>140328
I agree some people just can't admit their kota-sama is a cunt like the rest of her family

No. 140401

>>140328
Because Kiki loves to use Dakota's accounts for shit and why should Dakota suddenly after over 3 years make such a stupid reblog-mistake.

No. 140403

What she did was dumb but all those comments by Japanese viewers are uncalled for.

No. 140404

>>140397
What has a random reblog of nothing to do with being a cunt? Your post doesn't make sense.

No. 140405

Anybody have that video of Kiki and Kota in that public restroom together I think (?) from Kota's chola liner days? It's one of the few videos in existence non-staged of her in constant movement where she's actually genuinely thin.

No. 140406

Anyone else notice dakota trying to do some damage control on Twitter today? She's been replying to random people who went to an event she was at. She never used to even acknowledge people unless they were famous/had a lot or followers. She's so transparent, jesus fuck.

No. 140407

>>140406
I think that's rather because her agency told her to do so, otherwise she wouldn't care just like always.

No. 140411

>>140404
You're the one not making any sense. It's everything bad she does in general a few people somehow find a way to blame Kiki for it.

No. 140419

>>140411
Have you seen anybody her blaming Kiki on what she did at that tv show? No.

No. 140421

>>140419
Yes I have otherwise I wouldn't make the comment in the first place.It's not hard to understand, anon-chan.

No. 140424

>>140393
Oh but Keeks is probably really enjoying this.

No. 140426

>>140367

And at one point so was the word fopdoodle in the UK, now nobody gives a shit.

Stop trying to perpetuate racial hate. The only reason words like that ever become "offensive" in the first place is because people like you attach negative connotation to it and refuse to let it go.

No. 140432

>>140421
Proof? I can't find any, all the comment mentioning Kiki about her retweet of Leda's photos.

No. 140439

Do you guys honestly believe that Kota wouldn't change her password after the last time Kiki impersonated her

No. 140443

>>140439
Kiki always finds her way or how do you think was Kiki abel to post with Dakota's YouTube months after that with Twitter happend?

No. 140445

>>140443
Kiki posted on her YouTube? Sauce?

No. 140451


No. 140466

>>140451
Thanku for trying baby :~*

No. 140484

Um k, since it's formally confirmed that Dakota lurkz, this post is for her:

Dakota.
What the fuck are you doing girl? You have SO much milkable potential to
>???
>profit
And yet you are fucking up so badly. Like girl it totally kills me to see so much wasted potential! You have every opportunity to get motivated and get shit done but you're being a retard girl! Pull your shit together!

I know you don't like to leave the house lest someone see precious elf goddess Dako in her true casual form and post it online, but get active. Start doing simple work outs from your home. Purchase a cheap jump rope, or a hula hoop even. I know you don't really have a personality anymore since your parents basically made you a drone, but find some music that gets you psyched and just vibe bitch. Get into a routine where you do simple exercise when you wake up, as well as a few hours before bed. I swear you'll be surprised at the results from that alone. A big tummy is not going to keep your kawai grorious nippon contractu.

Make your own beauty ritual before bed. Make yoga or cardio a part of this ritual. Do little things to boost your obvious low confidence in yourself. Start looking on YouTube for beauty videos and tutorials that can help you flatter your REAL face. Look at ombré eyebrow tutorials for your CAUCASIAN face. Look at beauty tricks that can help you apply lipliner correctly, because the look you've been going for isn't quite flattering. Small lips don't look good on you, but lipliner without lipstick doesn't either–it looks harsh and unfinished.

Start massaging your scalp. Take supplements. I know it smells unpleasant and takes a few washes to rinse out, but start putting castor oil on your hair an hour or so before you wash it–this will exfoliate your scalp for growth and protect it from damage and tearing, thus strengthening your strands that clearly need some TLC boo.

Start interacting more. I know your family has put all this shit in your brain that you can't do this or that because everyone is out to get you–but the internet laughs at anyone when they fuck up! You're creating your own demise, just like your sister, with that paranoia. It is holding you back from success. Suck it up or give up. Also, look up fashion tips on YT and start learning how to style yourself. There are tons of flattering options, even in that godawful Kawaii Baby Alien style, that wil make you look cute. Stop being so rigid and insistent on your pigeonholed choices because as a result you are sabotaging yourself.

There are so many resources to your disposal. So much information you have access to that can help you max out your potential attractiveness, potential appeal, and in result your porential income. Instead of continuing to hold on to this vacant shell of a photoshopped standard that you've set for yourself that literally doesn't exist, you should either actually do the extreme and surgically enhance yourself to meet said standard, or stop making an ass out of yourself and change your fucking shtick. Find something that works. Because girl you are fading pretty damn fast.

No. 140489

>>140484
*also Goddessu Octopus Chan, might I humbly add what I forgot to address about your teeth: start swishing coconut oil when you wake up and before bed for 15-20 minutes and then spit it in your trash can. That can help whiten your teeth as well as improve your oral health in general.

That's all I can think of atm and consider me your personal anon chan fairy godmother because you clearly are in desperate need of one.

No. 140491

>>140484
yea, she's gonna read this novel and take your advice I'm sure

No. 140492

>>140491
Oh, she'll read it.

No. 140493

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>>140326
44 likes on this, it calls dakota fuck ugly, bad mouth etc

No. 140497

The link to that tv appearance doesn't work for a few of us, can any of you make caps if you don't mind?

No. 140503

>>140489

this made me laugh

No. 140504

>>140493

Someone translate pls? my nihongo is a bit shit still

No. 140507

tbh i dont think dakota reads this shit. i just got a job and friends so im rarely lurking this forum anymore and i find this site now pathetic (although it was very fun when i had no life)
>inb4 angry cows

No. 140511

>>140492

If I was Dakota I wouldn't read it, I'd skim over like the first sentence, laugh and continue scrolling.

No. 140515

>>140493
She's even tweeting this kind of stuff directly to kota. I've never seen so many Japanese people cussing on social media before. She might want to apologize for being a bratty and learn to be more polite in public or shit might actually go down.

No. 140520

>>140515
I cannot imagine Dakota being humble or writing a sincere apology for anything. That'll seriously be the day lmao. Even if she does start being all polite people will likely be put off by it because they'll know its fake and contrary to how she was before.

No. 140521

>>140511
and dis why kooter has a shitty career and no friends lol

No. 140525

>>139381
>>140521
UK fag here, when Japan spits her out can always try big brother, if she's lucky celeb big bro because totes famous model chan., keep dat career going…


Although could see the producers bringing in Kiki for the lulz

No. 140530

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>Dakota is seriously awful. In regards to her low points on Kumamushi, it was pretty ridiculous. Die plastic surgery woman.


>>140504
I couldn't make all of it out, but she mentioned somebody named Nicole, that Dakota hasn't changed, her teeth are dirty and her speech is bad and to "fuck you, ugly" for making fun of an entertainer.

No. 140532

>>140504
It says Dakota Rose isn't that different from Nicole (https://twitter.com/0220nicole)<- this girl
her teeth are dirty and she has a uses her words bad (so she doesn't talk polite etc)
she takes being famous too lightly etc

but that nicole girl also looks like cute in pictures and then she got on tv and got made fun of
http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/tetraodon2-toretwi/imgs/4/2/42571dd5-s.jpg
see this picture, so idk if this will be the end of dakota since another model got same sort of scandal

No. 140533

>>140532
lol I meant she uses her words bad i messed up xD

No. 140538

>>140515
Wow that Nicole chick is fugly surprising how
hair ,makeup,and clothes can take a 2 to a 10

No. 140543

>>140263

Yeah. Totally Dakota because I don't think her looking at another cow's (who happens to have a thread on pull) twitter is proof she lurks pull. Nor is deleting the tweet. >>140317

Twitter shows your own tweets in your timeline, especially when you aren't following many people to begin with. But let's jump to conclusions because we're getting some lukewarm milk.

No. 140548

>>140530
As much as I love this drama, some Japanese people are so ridiculous, kek.

No. 140549

>>140548
A comma is not a period.

No. 140550

>>140543
For literally what reason would she know who Leda is?
Maybe if it was Venus or someone else with a degree of popularity, this would be credible. But who the fuck even knows this Leda chick except on PULL? They're not in the same circle. What kind of "coincidence" is that?

No. 140552

>>140533
EX DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No. 140555

>>140550
Not the same anon but they Leda used to be a popular scenefag around the time Dakota and Kiki were into it too.

No. 140556

>>140550
Because they both used to be scene queens around the same time and anyone who was scene knew all the kings/queens so it wouldn't be surprising if they knew about each other.

No. 140558

>>140552
Right? Fuckin summer tho.

No. 140559

>>140558
Tell me about it.

No. 140562

>>140533
>xD
fuck off you preteen sod
tired of these newfags

No. 140563

>>140562
Im not a newfag nor preteen damn i can't use a fcking emoticon after messing up a translation or what

No. 140568

>>140238
kooter's not dumb enough to have kept her password unchanged after the first time kaka used her twitter. i'm sure kaka's been locked out of it since then, since she made dakota look foolish.

No. 140571

>>140556
Why would she be on her Twitter hundreds of years later if not for dramu?

No. 140577

>>140571
You know that Kiki got access to all her accounts, right?

No. 140578

>>140563
>lack of punctuation
confirmed for tumblrtard

No. 140584

>>140568
And in order to change your password, you need to confirm it at your email and the email her Twitter is registered with is part of kotakoti.com, one of the domains Kiki got all access for too.

No. 140587

>>140578
sure whatever you want me to be

No. 140597

>>140507
Right, but she has more reasons to read here than you do, considering she's on it.

No. 140598

>>140563
Ok, kid.

No. 140612

>>140597

Why is someone on here if they think it's pathetic? It's not our fault kota's made a mockery of herself on nippon tv.

Infact the japanese were the first to slay her down before we even found out about it.

Go blame them instead.

No. 140631

>>140577
See the other comments here. Why would she not change her password after the first time Kiki used her account?

No. 140644

>>140631
Because Kiki would know the new password either way, see >>140584

No. 140646

>>140644
I doubt the new password would be sent in the confirmation mail. Kiki would only know the password got changed.

No. 140647

>>140646
But she can resend the password herself any time.

No. 140652

>>140484
>ombre eyebrows
>yt for fashion tips

you shouldn't be allowed to give anyone any kind of advice

also, rt dakota's good at makeup. we've seen photos of her with 'normal caucasian girl makeup' too, she just never does it anymore.

No. 140656

>>140647
That's not how password reset works nigga. No reputable sites will send you your password over mail anymore, just an option to reset.

No. 140660

>>140656
Keeks could only reset the pw and use the account. In this scenario there's no way to rereset it to the old pw bc she didn't know it to begin with. I doubt she'd message Dakota "yeah, I changed your pw today bc of reasons", so she could delete the resetting-mail and blame it on ~hackers~.

I highly doubt such conspiracy hat theories but they're so absurd it's kind of fun.

No. 140694

>>140260

jackie wilson anon omfg i love you thank you

No. 140767

>>140652
>Dakota
>good at makeup

Lolno

No. 140884

>>140550
As other anons have told you before I got to post, she was a scenefag as well.

No. 140885

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No. 140893

>>140885
Damn, it's weird every time I get reminded of what her normal iris size look like

No. 140894

>>140885
We need to remind ourselves that most of her "good makeup" was photoshop. I, too, find myself looking at her older photos and thinking shit, she looked so good, but then I'm like oh yeah none of this was real.

No. 140913

>>140885

I thought that gif. was from the angry birds photo shoot? Also, she does her make up exactly the same all the time. The only difference with that photo is that she used a blue and yellow follow exempt for brown and sheer pigment like USUAL.

No. 140915

>>140885 >>140913

No is not from there, but has she ever taken a photo of this makeup before?

No. 140917

>>140885
crazy eyes?

No. 140922


No. 140924

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>>140913
I think all the pink had you associating it with this photoshoot 'cause of the wig.

No. 140940

>>140924
The eye enlargement shoop in this picture is a pure joke.

No. 140953

I had no idea her old tumblr was still up and running. I'm honestly amazed at her "people love me irl!!" Postage. Anyway I scrolled for a while and saw a post where she's talking about medication
>if there only was a pill that made you not care about anything but didn't make you fubar
Wonder what kind of meds she was/is on. Anti anxiety or any psychotics? Anti depressants?

No. 140954

>>140953
Sounds more like anti-anxiety meds to me. Xanax will turn you into a party animal or a zombie. But with a home life like hers used to be, I don't fucking blame her a bit.

No. 140958

>>140954
You're probably right. Also, come to think of it, if anyone were to be on anti psychotics it should have been kiki.

No. 140959

>>140953
tbh, even with her success and her bad history up til now, i really do feel bad for her

No. 140964

>>140953
I never took that to mean she WAS on meds, but just saying that she would take them if they didn't have side effects.

No. 140982

>>140953
inb4 it will be gone soon, better safe it

No. 140986


No. 141021

>>140982
It's been up since 2011, I doubt it'll go down anytime soon.

No. 141134

>>141021
I believe she actually lost access to that account which is the only reason it's still up.

No. 141149

>>140986

She doesn't even go by kotakoti anymore it's just dakota rose at the most.

She may want to ditch kotakoti tbh

No. 141150

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Kota should've learned from Erika-sama and Koda Kumi. You can go from the it-girl of the moment to losing expensive contracts with one stupid mistake.

For those who don't know

Erika Sawajiri:

>Here is a short translation of what was said by her (Closed Note interview):

>When the host tried interviewing her, she said 'toku ni nai desu' (nothing in particular) and 'betsu ni' (nothing).
>They asked her favorite scene, and she said "I don't have any". They asked how she felt baking cookies for the director, and she said, "I didn't feel anything".
>Note her crossed arms, her bored expression, her glare at the off-screen show host, her incredibly short answers (which measured, ends up to 4 seconds of talking) and then lastly, the non-existent traditional bow at the end.

For this (and her diva attitude at other times), she was dropped by her talent agency and did almost nothing with her music and acting careers for the next 5-6 years. Even going and crying in apology on a talk show the next day didn't fix it.

Koda Kumi:

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/19986708.html

No. 141158

>>141150

Kota will still have more stardom and luck than her though. Regardless because of her doll image and Bravo licking her ass (or fucking the manager///who knows)

Ostrengas get everything.

No. 141162

>>141150
Awh, I used to like Koda's music, never found out what happened to her til now, Japan takes their shit too seriously, though.

No. 141168

>>141162

Japan for you, yet every fucker who loves kawaii and animu preteen weeb wants to go over there thinking its a magical land of cute and mochi. See how this is one of the many cons those aspiring 'aidorus' would have to face if they became famous? Japan is vicious to their own, forget foreigners.

Kota is an exception tho, she's always BEEN an exception.

No. 141207

>>141158
No agency like Bravo would keep a model like Dakota unless she was fucking someone, that's just a fact. Her Anglo foreigner appeal has a limit- people think she's fat, had plastic surgery, in her 30's (I've seen comments in Japanese like this, "she claims she's 19 but really she's nearly 35!"), she's aging badly and hasn't even bothered to properly learn Japanese language or customs, or even how to pose or style herself properly. She's wholly half assed in everything she does and is, yet her contract and visa keep getting renewed. I don't buy the Ostrenga bribe theory, they don't have enough money to bribe an agency like Bravo, the only logical conclusion is that Dakota is fucking Her manager/whoever to keep her contract and get her jobs. Except for her one small mention next to the dog in the Bravo web page they don't acknowledge her at all, the only reason people know she works for hem is because they made a big deal about her before they saw her IRL in Japan.

No. 141218

>>141150
Her name sounded familiar, so I looked it up and she was Aya in 1 Litre of Tears. Such a great show. Sad that the real Aya had to suffer :(

No. 141222

>>141207

That's not a Japanese-agency-thing, that's just a fame-without-independent-wealth-thing

No. 141223


No. 141225

>>141207

Mmm, true. They'll continue to milk her until she's fucking 30 probably and STILL claim she looks like the young youthful elf queen in those pictures she edited/took all those years ago. Despite looking actually, well 30 odd.

It's a dodgy company, it really is. I'd like to know someone personally who worked for them and ask a few questions tbh. What the deal is and why do they think kota is being kept on for THIS long.

When you look at the other models, you see some height/bone structure/beauty ect and I KNOW kota is modelling for cutesy bs. But it still seems all a bit too weird…

I can understand Popteen, why she's in there cos she's "19" and you can be average/basic af to model in that pile of crap. But actual jobs, I question why tho? I CAN see why Taylor R modelled for big things in Hong Kong. But kota… when actually modelling modelling, no where near. It's not even being a jelly hater either like, if you shown Cara delevingne a picture of kota and told her she was a high ass model. Cara would probs be like "wot?"

It's just real dodgy… I get the doll persona… I understand… but is she THAT likeable?

No. 141252

>>141225
She is not, and that's the thing, nobody really knows who she even is. Aside from middle and high school girls who buy Popteen, bored housewives who watch variety shows and thirsty weebs who are desperate to go to Japan and model, nobody knows anything about her. Bravo is big, and despite being dodgy, they're a legit and upper scale modeling agency. Dakota is like a girl who is in Tiger Beat being signed with the Janice Dickenson modeling agency.

No. 141255

>>141223

Facebook =/= their agency website

and anyway she sticks out like a sore thumb beside all those other posts, jeez the contrast is striking.

No. 141268

>>141225
Except, she isn't a "high ass" model. She does print modeling, which really isn't difficult to do. My cousins and my little sister do print modeling. They live in Canada and do stuff in the States and one of my cousins has even done stuff for Vogue and she's definitely NOT famous or a "high ass" model. Print modeling allows for more diversity (visually, in terms of height and bone structure) than runway and high fashion modeling.

Kota definitely isn't, either. Yeah, she's done some stuff for some well-known brands but most of it seems to be for niche fashion stuff.

And I can see how, visually, she conforms to the Japanese standard of beauty. Plus, in some of the Popteen videos I think she gets along with at least some of the girls and they seem to like her.

No. 141293

>>141225
I'm shocked that when they saw who they had really signed a contract with they didn't put her through beauty bootcamp. "Spa trips", diet, botox on her jaw, and a shitload of other things that even the most bottom tier entertainers go through. The only thing more surprising is that they're still not making her do it.

No. 141297

>>141293
I'm betting she got married to someone with some standing in the company way back when she first got to Japan. Now she just seems like she doesn't give a fuck, like she knows she can do whatever she wants and get away with it, and that's the only reason I can think of where it would work for her. Think about it, she's gotten so sloppy as time goes on, and that's saying something considering she cbf to even stand up straight in shoots half the time.

No. 141300

>>141297

That would also explain all the Vivienne Westwood stuff she has now, everything she had before she got to Japan were knockoffs but now she has bags, necklaces, wallets, etc…

And she ain't buying that shit just with Popteen and filler TV show money.

No. 141305

>>141300
Can't that be explained by shopping at 2nd hand shops? I don't know a lot about them but I've seen multiple girls say that if you can fit in Japanese sizes they're a shopper's dream.

No. 141310

>>141150
around that same time, Erika started dating that dude who is old enough to be her father (and is now married to said dude).

No. 141327

>>141305

Good luck finding that much VW secondhand, and even then it's still pricy. Japanese people eat that shit up, Westwood is worth it's weight in gold.

>>141310

Who?

No. 141330

>>141300
The stuff she has now are still knockoffs, no doubt she still shops on taobao. Tons of cheap fake VW shit on there.

No. 141332

>>141330
Taobao actually started cracking down on the VW replicas a while ago, once Dakota started gaining traction online with that pic in the winged shoes and the horns, everybody wanted them and now you can't find either of them on Taobao.

No. 141334

>>141332
The wing shoes are still there they're just pretty expensive like $60. Sucks that they're cracking down though. Damn it, kooter.

No. 141339

>>141327
Ok, good to know. The way they talked you could find designer goods for half the original cost and sometimes less than that.

It's possibility she blew her first (and maybe second) salary on them. If she complained that it would take a while for her clothes to arrive, the company would have gave her an advance to buy things. I can see Kota ordering a bunch of cheap Chinese knockoffs and spending the rest on VW.

No. 141361

>>141334
OT but are they still only up to size 8/CN39? They're my dream shoes but I have size 9 feet.

No. 141383

>>141297
While I'm all for making fun of her and coming up with speculations, this theory is probably one of the dumbest you guys have come up with so far.

No. 141400

>>141383
Yeah, you're probably right. I mean, it's not like Cathy and Scott conditioned their daughters to do whatever it takes to be famous at any cost, and it's not like Kiki hasn't already tried to do the very same thing at least twice already (that we know of).

Seriously, it's not like we're saying she's blackmailing someone, marrying a wealthy or influential person to get ahead isn't an unusual thing in the modeling business, even actors and musicians do it too. I mean really, what's so unbelievable about Kooter marrying a guy at Bravo to ensure she never has to move back in with her parents and loser sister in bumfuck Florida? Se has no real skills or talents, she's not even Bravo model material and she knows it. I think she would do what the thought would be the best thing for her career in Japan and, given the aforementioned lack of skills and the fact that she's average in looks and pushing chubster territory, it's completely plausible.

You just want to shoot it down because you probably want to believe Japan will roll out the red carpet and hand a silver spoon to any old white girl as long as she has a cute, catchy gimmick.

No. 141441

>>141400
Not the same anon, but I don't really buy it either. I feel like it's reaching quite a bit.

No. 141447

I doubt it too,because in her house tour it was
Way to girly and small for a rich older man.

No. 141449

>>141441
So naive. Or Kota Stan, can't tell. Explain how it's such a long shot for that to be possible? A longer shot than her landing that contract in the first place I mean.

No. 141451

>>141447
She probably just gives really good head. Don't know why anon jumped into marriage.

No. 141453

Someone befriend Kaka and ask her about Kota

No. 141461

>>141453
She doesn't have any friends for a reason. Girl is full of herself and an annoying environmentalist weab with a victim complex. I'd quit by the first day

And tbh Dakota isn't interesting to me at all. She isn't a cow. People on this board literally have to make up imaginary drama about her. Lol her photo shops are funny but they gross me out tbh.

No. 141472

>>141461
>Dakota isn't interesting to me at all. She isn't a cow.
Yes, she's boring bc she's not communicating verbally via social media outside of her job's requirements anymore. Her absurd photoshops are still lolcow-worthy though. They're a form of communication full of lies.
I guess when her career comes to an end she'll quit the internet, girl probably learned from Keek's mistakes.

No. 141509

I want to watch her deleted videos but I'm mobile and youku won't allow it since I'm not from China. Any good Samaritan up to posting them here? I only ask cuz I know at least a couple of us must have them saved kek.

I think her best video style was the look in her "night time/clubbing makeup" era and I was like "why can't she go back to that she looked unique in a positive, non alien fetus way" but then I was like…oh yeah she literally never looked like that not even vaguely.

No. 141510

>>141300
Not sure how true it is, but I saw a few different comments mentioning they see Koots at pachinko often.

If this is true, this tells us two things.
She's possibly lucking out again and making some funds there.
She seems to have more free time than we're lead to believe. It's like slots so you really need to spend a lot of time to possibly win.

No. 141513

>>141510
Wow shes really living the neet life (besides occasional photoshoot)

No. 141515

>>141268

She's a catalogue model at the most, basically. She's lucky because she gets free hand outs for literally nothing.

Now I asked a popular tumblr user this ages ago, I wanted their opinion about Dakota and that so-called feminist (not saying who they are) was like "it's fine if she's made fun of people in the past, girl hate is ugly guys and kota is successful so deal with it". Girls shaming girls, but girls who shame girls get away with things even tho that popular user 'supported' wimmin oh okay then. Ugh.

But I asked "Is she that deserving?" and the response was "Yes".

Okay, so, just be a total ass and try getting famous in Japan. It worked for kota and it should work for anyone apparently if u fit the "japanese standards of beauty" aka white, blonde with blue eyes, fuck talent. Just pretend you're a doll and have a boyish attitude.

I give it another year or two with popteen, at the most.

No. 141516

>>141510
Weird. I thought it was pretty much just pensioners and some middle-aged who go to pachinko parlors.
Shit ain't even fun. She must really be desperate for some cash.

No. 141517

>>141300

Honestly, I don't think kota is THAT loaded. She's probably made a bit but I don't think she is rich. Just normal? I mean, from what I've seen aside from the viv/bags/wallet (taobao obv) she dresses just like anyone would over there who can afford brands. Plenty of Japanese girls there in Tokyo dress like kota (sure not as bad k) but I wouldn't even say she's rich.

TBH we have only ever seen her knock offs, she hasn't made any videos or posted that much of what she's bought these days. She's secretive and I don't blame her.

We saw that apartment tour, the apartment was average. The bedroom was average. I've seen fancier shit on youtube abroad and even fucking MIRA had a nicer apartment than kota tbh.

I wouldn't say she's living the dream at all. You could win the lottery tomorrow, living the dream. Not earning whatever she makes with popteen/appearances and shooping herself to keep up a false pesona on the web.

I don't even get why people are that envious of her. Any one can live in Japan, any one could probably get themselves e-famous somehow. I think some weebs are still envious over the doll bs but they all know she looks fuck all like her pictures. 4 years and she'll be gone.

No. 141518

>>141516

I remember seeing that pachinko thing in "Daisuki!" (Jdrama) and it was just full of old business farts.

Yeah, she needs cash. It must be like the nippon version of a gaming arcade like you get over here in the UK. Those are usually full of creepy old dudes too.

No. 141538

>>141509
Just use Hola or something to watch "via" China

No. 141579

>>141538
Thnx b
Sorry for being a lazy mobilefag

No. 141626

>>141361
Yeah they only go up to 39, sorry. :c

No. 141652

>>141517
Agreed. I still find it funny when stans like Kontrakoti think that Dakota is "rolling in the yen." Dakota looks fucking broke, still wearing VW knock-offs, constantly recycling the same outfits and such. If I had to take a guess, she makes a little above minimum wage on average seeing her apartment, clothes and other such things.

No. 141667

There seem to be some Japanese teens that like her (2013 though): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-RL0E55k1s

No. 141672

>>141667
dat like bar tho

No. 141673

>>141652
She did the same when she was a scenefag, repeating the same outfits doesn't neccessary mean you are poor but she seems to prefer spending the money on other things.

No. 141675

I still can't get over her overdrawn upper lip. There's literally nothing wrong with the size and shape of her lips, yet she has a massive complex about them. Why do this obvious overdrawing on events that are shown on TV and such? She has absolutely no control over the pictures that get to flow around, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2Z0k2rfOK4

No. 141677

>>141675
Here it's just slightly overdrawn with lipgloss on top (I assume it's done by the make up artist in charge) and it's totally fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVUOXDARU3w

No. 141682

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>>141675

Ignoring the rest of this illustration, I assume she's going for this kind of look?

Really if she wants fuller, more pouty lips she should just bite the bullet and get some very minor temporary fillers.
You don't need to inject a lot to get a dramatic change and then she could just top them up every time they start to absorb back into her tissue. No more obvious lining and tney'll actually be physically fuller too instead of just appearing to be.

Kylie Jenner's are a good example because although everybody knows she's had the work, her lips look like they could be believably natural.

No. 141689

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>>141675
I think it's strange also; I thought having a defined cupid's bow was an attractive trait. Ain't nobody want no Julia Roberts lips.

No. 141691

>>141689

I like it . __.
Then again I have like virtually no lips to speak of.

No. 141697

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>>141691
Huh, well each to their own I guess.
I do understand the round + pouty lips appeal though. I've always thought Twigs' are gorgeously shaped.
Doesn't really work for Kotex though if that's what she's trying to achieve, as hers aren't already narrow-set enough.

No. 141712

>>141332
Nah, there's still loads on there, it's just under generic item titles.

No. 141715

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>>141697
Like >>134569 already pointed out, she's after the toddler look where the upper lip is a bit high pointed. She want to be closer to childlike characteristics. Just look at her editing, especially this recent one: >>131524

No. 141723

>>141300
Vivienne Westwood isn't that expensive so she probably can afford it on popteen wages. It'd be different if she was buying gucci.

No. 141733

>>141225
modelburnbook on IG is/was a bravo model (cailin hill)
she is one of those "too cool for school" types so good luck contacting her tho

No. 141734

>>141223
ok but that post has like, 4 likes
and on the rest of Bravo Tokyo's FB its not even nipponese people clicking 'like'

No. 141735

>>141667
the first comment says "shes pretty but her heart is black" lol

No. 141738

>>141723
This. I own a lot of Vivienne Westwood shit and I don't make a ton of money. It's not THAT expensive, especially when you can easily find it on discount or secondhand and you recycle the same outfits.

No. 141741

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kontrakoti posted this saying the cap's of kooter eating grasshopper but she didn't link a vid

No. 141749

>>141741

The video is here but I'm still trying to find at which point she's shown. It must have been a small segment.

btw if you ever want to find recent videos involving Dakota punch ダコタローズ into Youtube and change the filter so that it displays videos uploaded with the last few hours, last day, last week etc.

No. 141752

>>141741
dem jowls

No. 141753

>>141749
23:25 for cockroach action

No. 141754

>>141749
>>141753

Ah yeah, I found it.
Dakota's segment starts precisely at 20:37.

No. 141755

>>141749
She appears around 20:20.
She's quite cute in this video. I swear her weight seems to oddly fluctuate, like one month she'll be chubs n the next she'll be relatively slim again.

No. 141756

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Urgh fucking gross, this dude comes up to her and tells her she's very cute and then it flashes across the screen "She's his type".

The dude looks to be in his late 40's-50's.

Japan I love you but that's weird yo.

No. 141758

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She actually looks very cute in this video.

I'm so glad she stopped doing that retarded eye-enlarging makeup.

No. 141760

>>141749
Nothing really interesting was happening but then

>old dude enters onsen with her


Oh fuck me this is gold.

No. 141761

>>141756
He's 67 and they bathe together.

I was surprised, her Japanese usually sounds a lot better? It's super nitpicky but I guess I haven't heard her speak long enough before.

No. 141762

>>141760
I was just about to mention that. The way he was desperately trying to pull on parts of the wall and find a door to open that was separating them.
What a creeper.

No. 141763

>>141756
this program is making fun of her. get real, people. she's prostituting herself, nothing else. japan is not cute and innocent

No. 141764

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>>141749
lol at the picture he drew of her

No. 141765

>>141762
He knocks and asks if he can come in. She says yes (???) and that's why he looks for a way in. Stop this shit Japan, this is weird.

No. 141766

>>141749
that's the japanese version of rtl omg

No. 141768

>>141764
lol is she sweating profusely?
Also what is that supposed to be that's coming down from her mouth?

No. 141770

>>141763

Why are you telling me this? My degree is in Japanese.

No. 141778

>>141768
I'm assuming it's supposed to be drool?
I have no idea. I don't think he explained his drawing. My Japanese isn't really good, but what basically happened was he was asked if he was a mangaka, he said yes, Kota asked him to draw something, he drew that lovely picture of her, and she was shocked about it, then that was it.

No. 141787

File: 1437511581004.png (948.05 KB, 1304x745, Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 4.45…)

i think she is cute


No. 141790

>>141691
Damn so u look like a chimpanzee? I will pray for your lip injections anon.

No. 141791

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No. 141792

>>141787
You guys are fucking crazy she looks like somebody's weeaboo mom.

No. 141793

>>141787

67 year old man tho, fuck sake. I know Japan sees baths as baths and bodies as bodies tho but… Yeah.

She looks normal, pretty girl but just normal.

Is it me who thinks if her career collapses she'll end up in porn?

No. 141796

>>141790

Looool no, it's not that my lips are actually thin or not there, but it's like they've been scaled down in a character creator.

That being said they do actually suit my face. I've tried editing them to see how I'd look with larger lips and it always looks weird and off.

No. 141799

>>141758
> are you a manga artist?
lol one of few reasons the japanese can come up with for foreigners being in japan

No. 141800

So I guess the vegan thing is out the door ,huh? I wonder what kiki thinks of this.

No. 141801

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there so goes being the rude bitch she is
美味しくない

No. 141802

this is some good milk. everything about her role in this show is making a mockery of her

No. 141803

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"shall we get in together?"
"ok"
gross

No. 141804

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>>141800
it's funny because earlier today i was curious what her favorited tweets were, and this was among them.

No. 141805

>>141793

Yes. She's never displayed any inkling of a sexual presence.

No. 141806

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beauty

No. 141807

>>141804
But she literally just ate an insect in that video? I'm pretty sure that counts. I mean, insects are animals too.

No. 141808

I think she looks good with her hair up.

Anyways, they are using her to play a role of a dumb gaijin

No. 141810

>>141806
Dat upper lip

No. 141811

>>141804
>>141807
Whoops, sorry, was hasty and didn't read what you replied to.

No. 141812

>>141805

I think so too. Wouldn't surprise me, monstrengas go far to accomplish their aspiring dreams. Not that I think getting in a bath with a 67 year old is.

Is that normal btw over there? Just curious

No. 141813

>>141799
They were asking the old guy that question

>>141800
I would love it if someone tweeted Kaka about this since I remember she did kinda recently go on about how Kota has kept her morals and never worked for people who are cruel towards animals or something along those lines.

No. 141814

>>141791

See I told you all, even if she was rude af on telly she is still getting parts in shows and offerings on a plate.

No. 141816

>>141814
It's not like they'd just dump footage. She probably has a few things in the queue. It takes months for things to air.

No. 141818

>>141816

Even still, she's not going anywhere soon.

No. 141819

>>141791
Damn, those laugh lines are really unfortunate.
Pretty much all of her other facial features are nice or decent, but those just fuck her face up. It wouldn't even be so bad if they didn't go up so high to the bridge of her nose.

No. 141821

>>141806
She is beautiful here, yet ruines it again with that lip make up. Just drop it, Kota!

No. 141823

Wow her voice is annoying as fuck, all that screeching and yelling whilst slurring her words is unbearable.

No. 141824

>>141823

It's to fit in and keep up her boyish dolly baby doll persona.

I've noticed, she purses her lips when she speaks a lot. It's weird and yet when you watch her older videos back in America, it's just normal. Christ.

No. 141827

>>141819

I don't get why she had her haircut then had extensions tho like…

No. 141831

Just looked up his (Yoshikazu Ebisu) works and recognized some - I'm pretty jelly, he makes like avant garde nansensu stuff which is pretty niche.

No. 141832

>>141827
Maybe she had really bad split ends?

No. 141833

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Oh my fucking God?
I'm usually tickled pink by this kind of shit but the fact that this happened…is that something that happens? I don't think it is? It's like they're specifically making fun of her so straight forwardly. Unless someone can explain this to me better.

Also she does look…okay. She acts confidently in this video, which does make her cute. Everyone has unflattering caps, but I was surprised to see she looked decent in motion.

No. 141835

>>141833
To me it seems they make them out to be an unfitting pair, like old and pervy against cute and young. The fact she's non-Japanese enhances it, since they think she doesn't catch his perverseness. I dunno though, maybe someone who understands it better may explain it.

No. 141836

>>141835

Just ask my jap friend is this normal and he said "Nope"

bwahah

No. 141837

>>141835
I suppose it'll help once someone translates it to an extent. It just…doesn't read very well.

No. 141838

>>141831
Honestly that just makes him seem even more perverted.

No. 141839

Whether you like Kooter or not, it's pretty fucking nuts how Japan freaked out over a karaoke score but then thinks it's very funny to do this to a foreigner (before said karaoke thing even happened.)
Grorious Nippon

No. 141842

>>141839

I know, it's so fucking strange.

No. 141846

>>141806
those fucking lips
jesus
KOTA STOP

No. 141850

>>141839
Japan has some pretty fucked up standards. Not surprising.

No. 141851

>>141756
Probably a reference to when she said her type was old men as a joke.

No. 141852

>>141851
That was my initial thought, but it just kept getting weirder and like…disrespectful. And im not usually one to pretend to be an authority on morality but that's just………..eh

No. 141869

>>141756
>>141833

This is weird, even for Japan. in fact this reminds me of gravure.

No. 141871

>>141793
Maybe not outright porn, Since we know Kiki hates sex workers and Kota never has displayed any interest in sex or relationships publicly. Maybe she'll do that weird POV gravure where you're supposed to be on a date with the girl in the video.

No. 141877

>>141869
its a trainwreck that i cant keep staring at
The more i watch the more i lol

No. 141878

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No. 141879

>>141833
She was actually willing to get into a hot tub with an old ass dude having nothing but a towel on wtf? She must be getting desperate for $$

No. 141880

>>141756

Damn this made my skin crawl. Haha WTF Japan…

No. 141882

>>141879
I didn't interpret it like that at all.

No. 141883

File: 1437522242678.jpg (203.62 KB, 640x858, Yoshikazu-Ebisu.jpg)

>>141878
>his "art"
What the fuck. If this fuck can be recognized as an artist, I should have no problem.

No. 141885

>>141883

5 year olds can do better

No. 141886

>>141883

Looks like kota hiding from that guy in his artwork lol

No. 141887

>>141879

Sharing a bath/onsen with people in Japan isn't actually that weird since it's a historically traditional practice for people to bathe together over there.

In the West we're more sensitive about it as bathing is seen a private affair, but even so even in Japan it's usually only done around friends and family. It's unusual that this stranger should come join her like that.

No. 141888

>>141882
>>141882
>>141887

More and more in convinced Kota lurks here and comments defending herself with stuff like this. That video was creepy as fuck, yes Japanese people bathe together BUT males and females bathe separately unless it's kids with their parents or couples. Also cameras aren't allowed in bath houses unless it's for porn, a movie or something or that nature.

This… Whatever it was, it's skeevy as hell. An old man and a "teenaged" girl bathing together on camera after "she's his type!" Flashes across the screen when w compliments her? No. It's not a Japanese cultural thing, this is fucking weird.

No. 141890

>>141888

Actually their are shared-sex onsen, but they are rare.

No. 141891

>>141888

>more and more in convinced Kota lurks here

I posted my Tumblr here a few weeks ago on another board and a day later it started getting hits from an IP in Tokyo.

I'm sure there are other NippAnons on lolcow, but still….

No. 141894

>>141806
Her hairline is so bad and those chola lips are just especially awful. If she'd ditch them she'd look her average self.

No. 141895

>>141888
Erm I don't think pointing out things that are clearly weird and unsettling in an objective way means it's Kota defending herself. I sure as hell ain't Kotex but i find it hella disrespectful that they think it's hysterical to treat ~uguu loose stupid gaijin~ that way when they can't even handle a fucking karaoke score…

No. 141896

>>141888
Mm, the fact that it said "67 y/o man with 19 y/o girl" on screen when they got in the bath together kinda creeped me out… Anon above is right, bathing is definitely a part of their culture there, but… It's really bizarre for someone she barely knows to do that. Of course, in real onsen, you're not allowed to keep your towel on. Maybe they thought that made the segment more PC? The fact that they called him her type too, though… I dunno. Kinda skeevy.

I thought she looked cute, though. She's finally speaking up and acting chipper, which is refreshing for once.

No. 141897

>>141894
I know the shape isn't that good, but it's better than the God awful concealer-over-lips thing she did before…at least, it would be if she matched a fucking lipstick to it. How retarded do you have to be to put on lipliner 4 shades darker than your actual lips without lipstick, especially on television. Yikes.

No. 141908

>>141887
Sharing a bath isn't the creepy part….The fact that it is a "19" year old girl and a 67 year old man is what makes it disturbing. Also it's obviously not a traditional bath because they're filming it.

Dakota as much as she resents it, is also western. I'm just surprised she was okay with this.

No. 141909

>>141888
Oh I would not be surprised if she does post here, it's already obvious she lurks. Occasionally I see an irrationally defensive post on here and it makes me wonder…

No. 141912

>>141908

maybe they told her to agree

No. 141923

>>139617
she looks cute in general tbh

No. 141929

>>141895
>Erm I don't think pointing out things that are clearly weird and unsettling in an objective way means it's Kota defending herself

Duh, no. I meant the posts that keep saying shit like "yeah it's not weird at all, Japan is just different" and "I don't think she would do that at all (and give no reason as to why not)". That kind of shit.

No. 141930

>>141923
why are you replying to a comment from 4 days ago

No. 141931

>>141912
Maybe it's punishment for the karaoke fiasco.

No. 141932

>>141930
Not the anon you're quoting but damn, I didn't know there was a time limit to replying to posts.

No. 141934

>>141931
The creepy oyaji onsen thing was filmed before the karaoke thing.

No. 141936

>>141932
I'm not damning them to hell for it just curious why to just comment something as pointless as "she's cute". Seems weird to me is all.

No. 141946

>>141827
She might have cut it without permission or got permission and her manager/clients didn't like it. I've seen a couple Japanese models do something different to their hair only for it to be back to the way it was a few days later. Japan doesn't like diversity. You find your place and you stay in it.

No. 141957

Dakota and Bravo must be desperate. Idk, I'd feel awfully humiliated to go on the shows she's been going on. They all seem to make fun of her and make her look dumb… And look like she's into dirty old men.

No. 141958

>>141833
At first I thought it was a preview for her first porno. Its quite common to have an old man x young girl porno action in Japan.

No. 141959

>>141957
Akb48 does stuff like this too

No. 141961

>>141959

They're aggressively marketing Dakota towards older men now, just like most AKB wotas. So creepy.

No. 141965

>>141961
Yeah, except unlike AKB, Dakota doesn't have anything else going for her. It's like they're pushing her toward shady shit geared at old men who like teen girls.

No. 141968

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>>141965
akb48 has done all of this before. eaten bugs, been degraded by older men on tv shows, flirted with older men on tv shows. i dont think theyre being desperate, thats just how japanese tv is.

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No. 141971

>>141968

Maybe, but do "normal" models do this type of stuff? (Rola, Kiko Mizuhara, etc.) I thought only idols did it, and let's face it, idol culture totally panders to old geezers.

No. 141973

>>141970
wtf japan…

No. 141974

>>141971
Yes exactly my thoughts lol. I don't think real respectable models do this stuff?

No. 141975

>>141974
it's like an initiation into a cult. I mean sorority..

No. 141982

>>141971
>>141974

No, they don't. AKB has always been an idol group that has pandered to old men. I will say this about japan, they tap into every demographic they can get money out of for sure.

I feel bad for Dakota. Honestly I never liked her, but I didn't expect her to do this kind of stuff at least until her clothing line failed and her visa was up.

No. 141986

>>141982
Probably realized there never is going to be a clothing line, and this is all she's got

No. 141987

>>141968
>>141970
What the fuck? Why is this considered entertaining? It's just disturbing.
>Haha watch me, an old man, put my foot on this young girl, it's all in good fun xDD
It reminds me of that creepy fuck Dan Schneider and how everything in the childrens' shows he writes involve something creepy masked as "humorous" and "random", like a girl character rubbing ketchup on her feet (or literally anything else involving girl's feet) or getting tied up at some point or covered with slime.
Except this is, y'know, a hundred times more blatant about its intentions.

No. 141990

>>141986
That's kind of sad…

No. 142000


No. 142001

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and here is akb48 members at a staff party.

hey if pandering to old guys worked for akb48 maybe it will work for kota.

No. 142026

>>142001
>>141970
>>141968
yuck.
Don't these girls' parents take any issue with this? Or are they all just money-hungry stage moms.

No. 142033

>>142001
AKB is terrible. I have absolutely no respect for them or the people who pull the strings. I'm assuming some of them legitimately have no choice and are pressured by their parents… But most of them are over 18. Letting yourself be degraded so much for fame is disgusting. I'd honestly respect them more if the older girls straight up went into porn. I watched one of their vids, I think Ponytail Shushu, and it just didn't sit right with me. It's all around a very sad situation and really gets me angry thinking about idol culture.

No. 142038

>>142001
This kind of reminds of that one episode of that idol anime (Wake up girls, I think?) where they had to cater to those weird grope-y old dudes…I never would've thought that shit like this actually happened to idols.

No. 142040

>>142038
>>142033
Friendly reminder that just up til 2013, this is exactly what Yukapon and several other young retarded weeaboos were striving for. :^)

No. 142042

>>142040
Yeah, that's disgusting and sad. Sometimes I almost envy Dakota and Yuka and Venus for being able to visit Japan so young, but then again I thin about their family and their childhoods and I'm glad my parents loved me enough to raise me normally and I'm over it.

No. 142043

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>>141970
What the fuck? I'm glad it caused such an uproar over there too but the fact that it was allowed to air in the first place is really disturbing.

No. 142044

>>141968
>>141970
>i dont think theyre being desperate, thats just how japanese tv is.

Soery, no. AKB and stuff like this are for girls who are so despite to be famous, they'll do anything, even if it's degrading or embarrassing. That's why they end up on shows like this, they're getting attention while at the same time being degraded for bein so desperate as to flirt with old men and eat gross things. People point and laugh at them.

No. 142049

>>142043
….What exactly is going on here? Is it a skit or something?

No. 142051

>>141756
he's a TV personality ,(yoshikazu ebisu) the absent-minded, foolish character on some shows hes on. unlike dakota, he's a famous face.

No. 142056

>>142001
Can someone make a make a Japanese idol/AKB48 thread? I am so fascinated and disturbed. All I know about them is that chick shaved her head and they perform in Akihabara. I saw them there last year when I went.. Weird old guys buying multiple CD singles.

No. 142058

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Possibly new photo of Koots from the Ufufu girls time? Was posted on Girls Channel from someone who went to the event.

No. 142061

>>142058
Wooooow, look at all that white shit under her eyes.

No. 142063

>>142058
Ancient photo

No. 142064

>>142061
lmao some makeup reflects under flash chill

No. 142065

>>142061
That'll be makeup with SPF in it. This happens all the times to celebs when they're photographed with flash, this is common knowledge

No. 142067

>>142056
Yes someone please

No. 142073

>>142058
>dem artifacts
That picture has been through hell and back.

No. 142077

She really needs to lose 10 lbs. I remember someone saying in Japan she was good, but the japs were calling her fat. She probably looks good in person but she's got too many angles that make her look fat as fuck.

No. 142078

>>142073
Aw man that old? It's clear on my phone so I chanced it.

No. 142098

>>142065
how is this common knowledge?

No. 142108

>>141806
its like she had a cleft lip

No. 142111

>>142098
Most people who wear makeup are well aware that any SPF content in their makeup may leave a white flashback when photographed with flash photography.

No. 142112

>>141806
Literally nobody likes her lip makeup. What is wrong with her that she thinks this is a good idea?

No. 142122

>>141968
>>141970
>>142000
>>142043
Fucking hell. This is messed up.
Like, I get that AKB48 members have basically sold their soul and are willing to do degrading shit for fame, but this is actually heinous and you can tell this old cunt is legit hurting them and being rough as fuck. You can see the strength he used to step on that girl's neck from the way her head hits the floor. And he actually threw the other one across the room???
And all as a 'fun gag' on a variety show. I fucking hate Japan sometimes.

No. 142123

>>142122
Pleaseeee can the OT stop

No. 142130

>>142123
Yeah. As much as I'd like to continue the whole AKB craziness discussion and whatnot, I think we're getting pretty OT. I think someone suggested making a seperate thread for that or something earlier?

Anyway, how long do you think it'll be until ol' Kootie-Koots starts doing gravure?

No. 142139

>>142130
She's almost 22 (20 in Dakota years), so no one would wanna see that shit

It would've been hilarious though

No. 142140

>>142056
>>142067
>>142130
Aaand boom. Here it is, if anyone's interested. >>17904

No. 142142

>>142130
>Anyway, how long do you think it'll be until ol' Kootie-Koots starts doing gravure?

I wouldn't have believed it before but considering how she didn't hesitate to tell the old dude to come on over, she's clearly more desperate than I thought. Not that I think she wanted him to, but pretty much any girl even in Japan and /especially/ her would have told him off at least playfully so I'm guessing she was pressured to say yes. If not, then literally why? It seems so odd and unlike her.

No. 142266

>>142142
Maybe the whole thing was staged and she was supposed to say yes. I don't think I would call it desperate per se yet, it seemed like this is the first time she got motivated to try and appear lively and do a good job cuz she's failing and didn't want to complain.

No. 142267

>>142139
you must be a pedophile if you think 23 is too old for gravure

No. 142269

>>142142
kota could probably be a successful gravure model but like most gaijin models and idols shes stupid, so it will never work out for her.

No. 142271

>>142267
lol wtf

No. 142273

ブスダ・ローズlol

No. 142278

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>>142267
you must be dumblr

>>142273
pic related

No. 142279

>>142269

5 years and she'll be in porn and kaka will probs join in just because–yeah.

old azn men with their white kawaii queens some tako and sungasses

ugh

No. 142286

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No. 142289

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good old times

No. 142315

>>142267
lol wat

It's not about what anon likes, it's the old men who watch it that generally like young-looking girls.

No. 142318

>>142289
This is really cute.

No. 142329

>>142318
That cute doublechin

No. 142339

>>142329
Exactly. She's like a monster who rapes girls with her tentacles while eating them.

No. 142340

>>142061
>>142064
>>142065

and HD setting powders. Use the stuff for motion not stills.

No. 142364

i'm pretty sure she WANTS to cater to pedophiles/creepy old men. why else would she shoop herself into a toddler??
she knows that shit sells and she has to know people think her shoops make her look retarded. before she went to japan she was shooping herself to be a pretty girl but now she's just shooping herself into pedo bait.

No. 142366

>>142364

Funny as a joke back in 2011 she actually named one of her videos "pedo bait" lol

yer, she wants to cater to the old farts of japan for dolla

oh how the living doll has fallen

No. 142393

>>142366
She actually called herself an old mexican? pedo grandpa on her formspring for ages as joke.

No. 142396

Geezers are a decent market to tap into anyways. Lots of old guys have bizarre fetishes that don't even involve intercourse that girls can cash in on without the emotional trauma of sex. I'm going to feel sorry for newer generations when all the old guys of before-the-Internet-era die out and they're stuck with old men that grew up in the age of snapbacks, crispy burnt tan hairless pussy+bleached anus porno combo. I feel like they'd be harder to please, thus less easy $$. Milk it while you can ladies. I know a flight attendant who makes about $500 extra a month selling her worn panty house, and a chick who makes more money than is believable from sitting on and popping balloons.

No. 142562

>>142396
>Geezers are a decent market to tap into anyways.

Only if you'd rather do anything for money except work an honest, decent job like most 20-somethings these days. In Dakotas case I get it, she has no education and not much of a choice what to do with her life as a result, but jeez.

No. 142569

you know, just a side thought, but I bet she could make some money coming back to the US and designing some shitty "living doll" set for Hottopic or something. They love that "sooper unique" shit.
Since it seems she possibly may not be doing a line in Japan anyways.

No. 142571

>>142562
"Honest, decent job"
are we still on the philosophy that people who work 9-5 are somehow better than people who are comfortable doing weird shit twice a month to make more money than we do 5 days a week all month? Seems genius to me

No. 142573

>>142571

Won't last forever. Seriously, education/few contacts/side cash making is better than just not doing shit apart from weird shit here and there. I've known people who do it, ended badly for them.

Everything is rolling well for kota now but it won't be like this forever. Not to sound jelly, just saying and being realistic. However the girl does have 'miracles' that seem to happen to her out of no where. I've said this before, she's handed everything out on a plate for near to nothing.

We don't get videos anymore (k she may be busy but still)

Models here and there–more or less a side character token model in Popteen who's besties with at least two girls, buck teeth and yula pale yula yula

Features on strange shows from time to time…

Can't exactly say it's the life lol

Kota needs to up her game, milk this doll shit in the RIGHT and CLEVER way. She's slowly dying.

No. 142584

>>142571
My bets are on that the people working a stable 9-5 have a predictable work schedule, health benefits, are saving into a retirement plan, and secure pay.

If you don't mind living like a gypsy, worrying about how you will be paying bills, not concerned with relationships, and maybe hooking up with some men to take care of you from time to time; then maybe being a fly-by-night model, YouTube personality, and talk show guest is in your cards.

However if adults want to buy homes, establish families, and have any kind of stability then generally they're going to take the job that offers them those opportunities. And those jobs are not being a foreign freak show exhibit for natives to balk at.

No. 142593

>>142584
Ah thanks for clarifying actually, I wasn't thinking about the people that piss it away and have no plan B.

No. 142594

>>142573
>Kota needs to up her game, milk this doll shit in the RIGHT and CLEVER way. She's slowly dying.

IKR? I'm not jealous of her nor do I give a shit that things are "handed to her on a plate" per se, I just get so frustrated with how big of a retard she is for not seeing the money she could be ROLLING in right now. She's a fuckin horrible business woman. Like the potential profit she's just snubbing, not realizing time is slipping through her hands and before she knows it she'll be a fat middle aged woman with even worse nasolabial folds and no way to fake kawaii smh

No. 142596

>>142571
All I meant by "honest, decent job" was "not having to pander to the fetishes of creepy old men". No need to get so defensive just because the thought of a normal job offends your speshul snowflake sensibilities.

No. 142598

>>142594
Kota was doomed to fail the moment her parents pulled her out of school and stared grooming her to believe she just deserves everything for nothing. She doesn't believe she needs to know anything, have any skills or work for anything ever because of it. She has nothing that will equip her with a safety net, a fallback, anything until it's creeping directly up behind her and about to pounce. Then, an nobly then will a fire be lit under her ass to hop onto the next desperate cling to money or fame. Her parents ruined her, they were so convinced they could fake it to make it that they never though of how much work and planning actually goes into maintaining a public image and career. They assumed that if they can jut get there, they'll have it forever.

No. 142600

>>142596
Nah mang, not a speshul snewflake. Im buried in student debt just like everybody else.

No. 142602

>>142594
>before she knows it she'll be a fat middle aged woman with even worse nasolabial folds and no way to fake kawaii smh

She's already halfway to fat since she won't even work out/diet, and she's about to be an "adult" in Japan's eyes so the kawaii living doll thing is about to go out the door too. Unless she reveals a long term plan sometime around her birthday she'll be labeled a lazy, aimless bum trying to ride her decaying looks.

Also she reeeeeeally needs to get fillers or something for those folds. I've never seen a 20-something who had nasolabial folds that deep and high up on her nose.

No. 142604

>>142594

The living doll thing is pretty much tapped out, the smart thing to do would be to start a new trend. She started her living doll shit just by styling and shooping the way she wanted to for fun.

No. 142605

>>142594

The living doll thing is pretty much tapped out, the smart thing to do would be to start a new trend. She started her living doll shit just by styling and shooping the way she wanted to for fun.

No. 142606

>>142602
I definitely think her weight helps worsen their look too. Her weight fluctuates so much. And when you point out that in her line of work she needs to be in shape to be successful the fat dumblr bitches on here get all "u so salty shes not fat womp womp womp womp"

No. 142608

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Around this era was her best imo–I won't even bother discussing photo styles since those never even looked a bit like her videos.

Busy or nah, she could still post videos. She needs to be more interactive, and God knows editing her face into an android takes her hours upon hours but that's still no excuse. She could do an apartment tour, she could show drawings, show her jewelry collection or favorite staples or what the fuck ever. It really isn't that difficult. This bitch is too lazy to brush her teeth or do 15 minutes of cardio a day it's unbelievable in her position. Like how is it possible to be this dumb in such a resourceful place with many opportunities.

No. 142609

>>142606
ya'll are hilarious. first you say the tumblrinas are fatty chan worshippers, than you say they're pro-ana. pick a neurotic stereotype and stick to it. i feel like almost everyone on here has or has had a fucking tumblr anyways. most of ya'll are ex-PULL people yet everyone gets off on shitting on both.

anyways not gonna lie idk why everyone thinks she's so cute she's kind of funny looking. not necessarily funny looking bad, definitely not model funny looking, she just looks odd. i used to think her nose was cute but it's just…weird.

i'm 100% sure when she's completely fallen off she'll just come back to youtube and get that yt $$$. i doubt she'll retire from the internet or integrate into japanese society and get married like everyone has been saying and become…"normal".

she's got all of these followers online. especially western ones. and if she'd attempt to cater that demographic, it'd be a goldmine. granted she doesn't epically embarrass herself on her decline.

she's not going to leave social media. after all she's an ostrenga.

No. 142610

** by weird looking and not cute i mean outside of her pictures. IRL she looks kind of scary.

No. 142611

>>142609
>y'all
You're one of us sis get used to it

No. 142612

>>142611

IDK man i'm still uncomfortable by all racial slurs and shit. I haven't reached full farmer status.

No. 142613

>>142606
>>142606

I think she just doesn't know shit about diet/exercise and thinks that as long as he doesn't overeat she can stay skinny. Her weight fluctuation matches what I used to go through before I started lurking /fit/, I just ate less when I felt I was getting pudgy and then when I was back to feeling skinny again, I started eating normally and the cycle started over.

No. 142614

>>142605
starting a new trend that actually gains popularity AND you become known for it is like winning the lottery

No. 142615

>>142614

She did, twice. Starting her own trend that took off, and then getting signed to a major modeling agency for it.

No. 142617

>>142612
I'm not either but I defitely can recognize that the people who use the term "salty" the most are making it too obvious they spend a lot of time on tumblr cus you have to be +100 levels corny to call someone "salty" (God it screams corny) for pointing out that a model should lose weight to better her career

No. 142620

>>142617
OT: "salty" is 15 y/o suburban girl slang derivative of (black) inner city slang for the sake of irony/humor. but i guess since tumblr is mostly 15 y/o suburban girls trying to be badass i can see how that's become associated with…tumblr.

but seriously a model's entire career is centered around vanity and how she looks you have to be fucking dumb to get mad somebody points that out. it's a solid fact.

No. 142624

>>142620
Not to mention she edits herself visibly, notably thinner. If she lost weight and maintained looking thinner she could at least cling to the "angles/makeup/lighting" excuse but FFS she's made herself a walking advertisement for photoshop and it's embarrassing. It's by the grace of God that she even has a career

No. 142628

>>142598
I don't think she's totally doomed. I think if she expanded on her skills from shooping and video editing, she could have stable job. Maybe if she took some classes or got a degree at a community college in Video Production or something.

No. 142629

>>142620
Actually no, "salty" was coined by /cgl/ to describe angry, bitter, jealous anons. It refers to one having salt in their vagina and as a result being irate at any little seemingly insignificant thing.

No. 142630

>>142628
That's exactly why I think she's doomed. We all know she won't do anything of the sort.

No. 142633

>>142628
Sadly, she won't. That's what makes her so… Idk, tragic? She's like Venus and Yuka, none of them will do anything that requires actual work to ensure a stable career.

No. 142639

>>142629
Diff anon but unfortunately that's not the "salty" derivative used by the average ~*so tumblr*~ person these days. It's become a cringey way of trying to look 2hip and is often paired with things like ~tfw when the salty fuckboy finna have you like tf~.

But at least I don't see nearly as many references to salty milk and coins nowadays.

No. 142640

>>142629
really have a hard time understanding why so many black people with 0 correlation to cgl have been saying that but okay anon whatever floats your boat lmao

btw i thought it was sand in the vag.

No. 142642

>>142639
THANK YOUUU

No. 142645

Enough about slang though. Do you guys think kota witholds details about her life now because she doesn't want to get dragged by the entire internet who's waiting for her to fuck up, or because it makes her mysterious and that much more interesting???

or because of some other pretentious crap

No. 142648

>>142645
I would like to think its because she's too lazy to put any effort into consciously being careful of everything she puts out there so she'd rather not have to expel the energy.

Also im sure it hurts her feelings being hyper analyzed. But then again the retard did sabatoge herself this entire time so who knows =+)

No. 142735

>>142645
I think she just doesn't give a fuck about anything outside of/pre-Japan.

No. 142741

>>142584
Gotta butt in to say that not everyone working a 9-5 hr job has those benefits, or is earning enough to get by. Thats why so many people request for a living wage instead of a minimum wage, or have to get 2nd or even 3rd jobs.

Some people turn to stripping when they find that it allows them to save more money in the end unfortunately.

No. 142746

>>142569
Her reputation in the west is pretty much destroyed though, more people dislike her than like her here.

No. 142747

>>142609
Her popularity on youtube has gone way down, notice the decline in views. Even if she did upload regularly she wouldn't be popular enough to make money off it. Plus everyone and their dog knows the truth about her and most people don't like her for it.

No. 142750

>>142741
>turning to stripping instead of getting a second job or medicaid if it pays so little
Stripping is never justified or a good idea.

No. 142751

>>142750
These days stripping doesn't even pay well, most clubs make you pay just to dance there.

No. 142756

>>142751
That probably explains why there's so many camgirls now since the cut is bigger depending on where you work. Still wouldn't do it.

No. 142832

>>142598

She could have gotten away with it, kota honestly COULD have gotten away with this without us knowing her true self (not that I care but it pisses some ppl off) and done dolly properly. I mean, she has gotten away with this but people are disliking her. I mean, in a sense of doing things sneakily and looking wonderful. Then just vanishing with a good name for herself. Even the Japanese are catching on now…

Parents are partially to blame though. I can say I wouldn't want to live with her family, espesh that fucking sister.

No. 142834

>>142605

There isn't really a great deal of trends to milk anymore. They've already been done, unless kota goes for that shitty inu-inu look which I DOUBT she will cos of the retarded offensive asian t-shirts and just weeby clothing. Then I dunno, I can tell kota is TRYING to milk the larme kei risa-doll look but… It's risa's style. Just can't overdo one on a girl who actually has a doll look about her.

It's gonna be real difficult.

No. 142836

>>142608

There is a lot she can do in her position but I think she's trying to get more into tv show work, events and get 'big' there more than anything. She has that doll persona, so thinks if she just turns up then it's fine and she'll get cash thrown at her. Not even being interesting or anything, just showing up and looking cute.

However, I know what she did last friday at that karaoke thing was stupid to Japanese and not a big deal to us westerners. But people WILL recognise her from that appearance, they'll know her. If they dislike her then it's not gonna be good. Another few wrong moves kota and you may gather a hate club. But that won't happen, she's rearu barbie dorru xo

No. 142871

>>142836
really though im pretty sure its mostly only teenagers/shop girls with no future like dakota/people that rarely see foreigners, tweeting "dakota is sooo kawaii / looks like a doll"

everyone else is like "dakota who?" or "looks cute in pics, different in real life"
they know whats up
this shit cant last

No. 142945

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Sum prime throwbax

Anyone else here that lived out the golden scene years and still remember this shit? I do! God I wish I would've saved some of the stuff from then but I was 11-13 and gay as fuck. I was too focused on begging my mom to let me put those godawful coon tails in my hair apparently.

No. 142947

>>142945
omg i love this
its like some horrible school project
or a lifetime movie

No. 142949

>>142947
Ikr? I need to find the other one, it was fucking hysterical. Kotex looks like sucha creep in it and I remember at the time being so confused like who is that in Kiki's reflection? My have the tables turned.

No. 142951

>>142945
wtf is this supposed to show/mean???

kota lives in kiki's shadow??

kota copies kiki??

kota is what happens when you smoke???

No. 142955

>>142951
Literally exactly what I got from it.

No. 142956

>>142951
I had all those questions myself but I was 12 and thought Kiki was the coolest in the world so I have nfi

No. 142961

>>142945
Kota's eyes look like they're melting off of her face.

No. 142963

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Kotex's entire childhood in a nutshell.
I mean I can understand not caring since Kota knows better now but come on, you gotta feel sorry for child Kota….

No. 142976

>>142961
this sort of eye makeup style looked so bad on her jesus

No. 142982

>>142963
I kind of do, but at the same time she had more attention and popularity online than most kids her age, even if she was constantly being one-upped by her sister. Many scene kids back then would've killed to have her ~online fame~.

No. 142993

>>142982
That isn't a positive thing though. Nor is it healthy. I'm sure she's really embarrassed and that she spends a lot of time trying to push those days behind her. I would too.

No. 143018

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And I thought Kota can't style herself for shit nowadays.

No. 143029

>>143018
kiki looked so much better like this.

No. 143035

>>143018
well she obviously transcends the norms!! so much so that she cant even attend school with plebs! no one understands her transcendent fashion sense anyway~

No. 143038

>>142963
ah i remember this picture so much.
even in my scene love-hating days, this picture bothered me… like what is dakota doing. it made me sad
they had no one but each other. all the fake gross myspace friends were just that - fake and gross

No. 143039

>>143018
Apex kek kotter looks like a giant chucky doll

No. 143041

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I can't believe people really think she's lucky for being born into such a bat shit fam

Man there aren't even that many pictures from my scene era left in existence but every time I see one it's like a punch to the gut tbh

No. 143048

>>143041
The fact that she rounds out her jaw to make it less wide is really apparent.
>I got the same issue

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No. 143084

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I was looking for in the depths of google image for forgotten scene photos and stumbled across this.

http://kotaku.com/5928508/you-cannot-escape-internet-infamy-not-even-in-japan

No. 143127

>>143084
Ok? Kotaku proving that, as usual, they have shitty articles and are behind the times. Exciting.

No. 143329

>>141150

I actually really like Erika Sawajiri and I thought that interview was absolutely hilarious.
It's actually refreshing to see a celebrity behaving like a real person in public, being grumpy and terse instead of all smiles and bashfulness. She later apologised for the interview but then retracted it like a year later stating her management forced her to apologise and she never wanted to apologise in the first place kek

They later had her performing in a Snickers commercial parodying that infamous interview i.e. the "you're not you when you're hungry" campaign, video related.

No. 143332

>>143329

The tagline part way through says "you become mean like Erika-san when you're hungry" lol

No. 143334

>>143127
>and are behind the times
The article is 3 years old, just saying.

No. 143659

>>142945

Haha I was looking for this photo the other day.
I always perceived it as Kota being the ~side effects~ of smoking, as in.. less attractive.
It made me sad cause she was always in Kaka's shadow.
OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED.

No. 143668

Could someone explain what 「してねーわ」 means?

No. 143673

>>143668

It's a very sharp, crass way of saying "NO WAY!".

No. 143674

>>143668
its like a boyish/rough way of saying "no way/hello no" etc

No. 143676

>>143659
Same, never understood this image; like, they've styled themselves so carefully, obviously they're /supposed/ to look cute?

"Photoshop. Not even once."

No. 143682

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>>143676
best gif

No. 143689

>>143682

Oh god, I made that years ago.
Always weird to see it getting reposted.

No. 143756


No. 143758

>>143682
Still my favorite gif

No. 143765

>>143689
>oh god i made that years ago
>years ago
Kill yourself

No. 143771

>>143765

What is it about the fact that I made this years ago that is so confusing and enraging to you Anon.

No. 143772

>>143771

never mind that anon, friend. They just want to be edgy and cool.

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No. 143783

>>143765
That gif has been around for years you weirdo

No. 143885

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Are kota and yulayula like legit friends? There are quite some pics of them together.

http://ameblo.jp/yulano/
https://twitter.com/yulayula8/

No. 143886

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>>143885
Dat overdrawn lip, btw these are old photos.

No. 143890

>>143885
I don't think they're close friends more like acquaintances. She probs takes pics with Dakota because gaijin are "cool".

No. 143893

>>143885
I think so? Yula has tweeted a screenshot of her and Kota making plans to hang out:
https://twitter.com/yulayula8/status/535029651752493056
Idk if they would be close friends though, Yula says that they haven't hung out in a long time in that tweet.

No. 143894

>>143886
Ikr. I wish she would stop over drawing her upper lip like that. Makes it look like a dirty sanchez on her upper lip

No. 143906

lol and you guys said her career was going down the toilet

kota is getting her fashion line and staying in japan guys, the bitch aint going anywhere

No. 143911

>>143906
deets?

No. 143916

>>143906
Um what…

No. 143918

>>143906
Ugh no

No. 143919

>>143906
kota u wish

No. 143926

>>143906
What fashion line? That's just wishful thinking on her part when asked what she wants to do.

No. 143928

but tbh a lot of models do ps in Japan and still keep career
found recently a girl called 楠みゆう, she appearantly models and does AV as well but does a lot of ps
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKpJsmmUwAAze8c.jpg
I guess dakota is not the only one so she will keep her job

No. 143929

>>143906
>>143928

Ugh shut up Dakota

You're just dumb white trash and that's all you'll ever be, with or without Japan.

No. 143934

She has really let herself go damn

No. 143945

>>139381
>>141833
Damn, what happened koots?

No. 143946

>>143934
That's what happens when you believe you don't have to work for anything/you're set for life just for being white and good at photomanips. She shoulda been planning for this shit since day one when she got to Japan, instead she's just acting like the initial shine will last forever while she gets fat and old.

No. 143984

>>143906
She has no taste in clothes and cant dress herself worth a damn. Who is going to fund this hot mess fashion line?

No. 144028

>>143771
It's been years and you're still here that's what wrong. You can't see your own flaws you fucking loser?

No. 144038

>>144028
lol then what's your excuse bro? If you're so much of a better person than we are because you didn't follow Kota's activties all this time, why are you here? Did you even know Kota from her scene days or do you just come to cry about other gaijin who get to go to glorious nippon while you don't?

Not even gonna entertain the idea that you're Kooter because kek, I'd hope she'd learned to gtfo the negative spaces of the 'net by now. Double for some dumb whiteknight.

Or you're a butthurt newfag.

No. 144072

>>144038
>Dat blogpost
>Calls me butthurt
I know Dakota Rose as Dakota Rose

You need a life girl

No. 144086

>>144072
>>144028
>>143765
What's your problem? You're no better than anon, go fuck yourself. At least she made some funny OC. You're sitting here bitching for no reason.

No. 144097

>>144028
What's with all the angry, no-fun nazi's on lolcow lately? Is it just me?

Whatever it is making you that upset really can't be worth having such a stick up your ass.

No. 144101

>>144086
>>144097
This is pathetic.

No. 144119

>>144072
>replies in less than an hour to said blogpost
>has been checking thread all night
>says other anons need life

No. 144123

>>144119
Try again.

No. 144127

>>144101
Then what exactly would you call what you're doing, fam? Dignified?

Getting back on track, I can't wait to see what shenanigans unfold after pulling that stunt she did. Do you think Popteen would drop her after doing that or would that be too next level?

No. 144133

>>144127
Try again.

No. 144139

Come on, guys. Shit is shit, and we are all guilty of being here.

No. 144159

>>144101
The only pathetic one here is you

No. 144164

>>141749
Holy shit she looked absolutely pretty and likeable in this. I love how she isn't acting dainty but cheeky and blunt.

No. 144177

>>144164

The old man was the only thing that killed it tbh, it just wasn't needed.

No. 144213

>>141749
That "eh?!?" she did was so fake when he drew her the picture. My ears bled a little as well it was so screechy sounding.

No. 144218

>>144213
I think it's fuck annoying and I can't stand those types of girls, but I can't really fault her for it. It's pretty normal to pick up on those kinds of things with language immersion. Especially easy considering she's likely dealing with girls like that more often than anyone else.

No. 144221

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From twitter.

No. 144225

>>144221

Holy shit.

No. 144233

>>144221

The real barbie huh…

kota makes me proud to have broad man shoulders too kekeke

No. 144237

>>144221
If you overlay this with her old scene pics, you can really tell it's the same person..

No. 144239

>>144221
I really hope someone else chose that outfit for her so they can be fired. Dakoto would benefit from investing in some well made clothes, she wears the same cheap polyester taobao shit that most of you guys probably do and the garbage quality shows.

No. 144241

>>144221
Yeesh…that hairline.

>>144233
I don't think she has broad shoulders, just chubby-ish arms.

No. 144247

>>143906
Right, like anyone is going to invest big money into an unknown no-name gaijin that appears in bottom of the barrel publications and bad TV shows that lonely housewives watch. Keep on dreaming, Dakota, you're not convincing anyone.

No. 144252

>>144221
>>144221

Jesus Christ, she looks so old and haggard here. Her hair looks awful, not just because it's way too thin to be pulled back like that, but it looks wet and/or greasy. Not to mention her face looks bloated and of course, those huge and deep nasolabial folds. She really needs to start thinking about plastic surgery. She has no problem lying about how natural she is(n't), and it would give her maybe a few more years.

You said this is from Twitter, who posted it? Obviously not Dakota herself, in fact I can see her crying to someone to get it taken down if it's from an official page or something.

No. 144253

>>144241

By Japanese standards, she's bigger and broader by far. Arm chub, yeah but only a bit. It's that top she's wearing which makes it stand out more. If she had a different shaped top on it wouldn't look as bad. She's not big, defo no but she's not tiny either. Just normal? But apparently Japanese like soft girls.

No. 144255

>>144252

She doesn't need to start thinking about surgery at all. But she definitely doesn't appeal to the girl she claims to be. Again shoop and Popteen models aren't prizes themselves either. Japanese models are kinda tacky.

Could you imagine if it was Korea who wanted Dakota first? When half the nation of plastic over there look like dolls… If kota headed and was over in Korea, she really would have had a mental breakdown. Japan is actually kind when you think kek

No. 144287

>>144255

She should consider surgery, those folds are only gonna get worse.

No. 144324

>>144287

If all goes wrong, she'll probably go in for it. Korea is only next door after all.

No. 144332

>>144324
She doesn't have a chance in Korea, yet already laughed her out of the country once, plus now she's too old and has too many bad candids.

No. 144334

>>144255
The Japanese models are cute. Kota is just…..barely there.

No. 144335

>>144332
I think they were just referring to her getting cheap plastic surgery done over there. But yeah, Dakota is ruined in Korea by her own doing.

No. 144378

>>144324
>Korea is only next door after all.

LOL not even close, her looks are far too pedestrian american for Seoul.

No. 144381

>>144378

She was referring to cheap surgery.
Mention Korea and all the Koreaboos get so defensive, damn.

No. 144384

>>144221
like milk.

No. 144390

>>139441
>>139517
>>139515
>>139514
>>139513
what is even the point of these videos?

No. 144391

>>144390
"look how cute i am!! Tell me im cute!! Give me attention!!"

No. 144392

>>144255
Are there even any famous white girls in korea?

No. 144397

>>144392
Not really, but tbf there really aren't any in Japan either.

>inb4 Dakota


She's not famous, she's infamous at best. Even Leah Dizon and Beckii weren't ever truly "famous".

No. 144398

does kota have any actual interests?
it seems her life is just selfies and bragging about her modeling
does she have any hobbies?
it seems like she dropped her art thing

No. 144402

>>144397
Leah Dizon was kinda famous though. Shes on a completely different level from Dakota and Beckii.

No. 144416

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>>144221
oh how the queen has fallen

No. 144420

>>144287
She doesn't need surgery she just needs to lose weight.

Fatty Dakota, put down the editing apps and go for a jog. You're a model ffs.

No. 144424

>>144221
>>144221
>>144221
YOU'RE A MODEL.
YOUR JOB IS LITERALLY TO LOOK GOOD.
EXCERCISE!

No. 144426

>>144424
>>144420
Fucking yes I always laugh at the people who baaw when she is called fat. Yes she is "average" but models are supposed to be slim, not average. She is a fat for a model sorry. It's so ridiculous how dumpy she actually looks

No. 144428

>>143928
>posting link to image on an imageboard
Um.

No. 144430

>>144420
She needs at least some fillers on her nasolabial folds. Hers are unusually deep and long, they're far past being a cute and relatable minor flaw.

No. 144431

>>144425
>>144427
>>144428
> posting the same thing three times.
Um. Oops

No. 144434

>>144221

Aaand it's shit like this that's the reason why I 100% think she's boning someone at Bravo for work. There's no fucking way she would have ever had her contract renewed just for being white, not looking like this. It's like she doesn't even care if she looks like a fat, slumpy sack of shit. She probably thinks they'll just edit her after the event.

No. 144436

>>144434
There are horse face weebs in Tokyo who take better care of themselves, dress and style themselves better than her. If I were a rep for Bravo I would be ashamed to associate my company with her. Aren't the Japanese all about image and putting on your best face when it comes to representing your employers? Meanwhile Kota is like, spitting in their faces basically.

No. 144442

>>144426
Its sad how she's too damn lazy to exercise or to put effort into dieting. Her parents are both fat and those genetics are catching up with her.

Dakota's really fucking up considering the opportunities she's been given. I'm thinking about other models who produced their own fashion brands like Okarie (Ank Rouge) and the girl who does Swankiss (idr her name). Neither of them are particularly gorgeous but they both make an effort to look stylish in order to represent themselves and their brand. They engage and interact with their fans, write their blogs/twitters and show their current make up or outfit coords, keep people interested, etc. Dakota could have made something of herself in this way but she's too self-centered and really just wants everything handed to her.

No. 144444

>>144390
Idk, they are kinda pointless, but I like them a lot. I guess they could be for fashion inspiration.
But like the other anon said, they mostly do it for attention (tbh just about every beauty/fashion guru on yt does this shit for attention and not because they're actually good at beauty/fashion related things).

No. 144448

>>144426
>>144424
>>144420
Phew thanks ! I've been saying this since day one she started at Bravo but obviously a lot of people were super butthurt.
Look I don't care if you got Kota's arms, you're probably doing fine then. But normal average girls are not models and models don't have bulky arms. Whenever I see pics of her taken by someone else, I really can't see a model, just an everyday cute girl.

It's time to go to a gym Kota, I don't think we ever saw her on a treadmill or anything even vanilla.

No. 144450

>>144416
Ehm, her body wasn't even like this back then. Photoshop and after effects hid that she was the same.

No. 144452

>>144450
I know lol. I meant the whole aesthetic she had going on. The kawaii outfits and ps'ed perfect face and body. Speaking of outfits I wonder why her style went to shit since moving to Japan.

Even though she was 100% fake she was still nice to look at. Now….eugh.

No. 144457

>>144452
>I wonder why her style went to shit since moving to Japan.

Because Kiki put all her outfits together for her. The two of them put together make one half decently styled girl, but separately they're both hot messes. Kota is good at hair and makeup, but can't coordinate for shit. Kiki is good at coordinating outfits but can't find a hair or makeup style that suits her for shit.

No. 144459

>>144457
Ah, I had a feeling it was keeks helping her out.

No. 144460

>>144448
I just see a lazy, entitled slob lately. Seriously, does she even own a mirror to check herself in before she walks out the door in the morning?

No. 144461

>>144459

Yup, if you go back and look you'll notice that all of Dakota's outfits from her Tumblr days look an awful lot like some of Kiki's less skintight/more cutesy outfits. In fact I think Dakota just used Kiki's stuff, the one time we saw her wear those wing platforms was in one or two photos and never again, meanwhile Kiki is putting the detachable wig parts in her hair like a jackass.

No. 144463

>>144452

> I wonder why her style went to shit since moving to Japan.


Because most everyday Japanese fashion is ugly and tacky as fuck. Shit looks good on nobody.

No. 144472

>>144463
The shit Dakota wears isn't everyday Japanese fashion. Everyday Japanese fashion is casual as fuck, the shit she wears is just… Idk, maybe her attempt at dolly/kawaii? I really have no idea with her, she's beyond help at this point unless she lets someone else plan her outfits for her from the ground up.

No. 144478

>>144402
Unless you count Maggie and Rola

No. 144482

>>144472

Kawaii fashion IS tacky, it's just like a sub genre of fashion. Most Japanese I've seen and known wear normal ass clothes from h&m, not everyone even wears floral lizlisa or whatever. It's like saying every black person wears hip hop type clothing when they don't.

No. 144483

>>144478

Some article reckoned Dakota will be as famous as Leah tbh

I can't see that happening.

No. 144484

>>144461

Even kota's outfit videos, everything looked alright put together. On her own, everytime you see her in selfies she doesn't use kawaii the right away. It's like she just throws it on cos it's cute and will pass.

No. 144486

>>144483
Will never happen. Even with Leah's butterface she could speak Japanese better and had a body to work with. I mean hell, she's a nobody but it's enough to get a wiki page.

No. 144487

>>144482
but even most normal everyday wear is ugly. T-shirts with rhinestones, unflattering cut jeans and shorts, stockings with open-toe shoes, etc.

No. 144488

>>144434

Exactly, she has to be doing something or her mother paid someone off for letting her stay in this line of work.

It's mind boggling how she's still there. Honestly, it's not even a matter of "being jelly" or a "h8er" it's just questioning how someone, so average is called a "real life doll" when they don't fit it. I know the shoop thing is popular in japan, I get it. But fucking hell.

No. 144492

>>144332

Korea I've noticed always chooses really delicate white girls, the type who look like they'd shatter if you touched them. Big doe eyes, very dolly looks.

I think on Get it beauty they were excited to finally see a real life doll like girl but were disappointed when they saw the real deal. Kota knew it too.

Plus korean girls seem snooty as fuck anyway, even if kota was that kira kira angel doll they would have still thought they were better than her anyway.

No. 144493

>>144483
>possibly predicting Kooter's life

Can see Kooter hook up with guy, get pregs, divoce and then realize she needs to go to community college at 30.

No. 144494

>>144392

Nah, even if you're white, you're not asian and not one of them despite how upsetting it is for the glorious white weeb dollies who so wished they were crowed kawaii queens on a sparkly pink gold pedestal for their wonderful whiteness.

They value and only really give a shit about their own people. They only like their whiteness, it's like how weird black women who are stuck with slave mentality desire mixed people because of the "lighter skin so good" thing. They want it, long for it, love it but they can't have it.

Lel

No. 144496

>>144487

They're all try hards who wanna get different, actually seeing someone in jeans and a tshirt is rare nowadays.

No. 144499

>>144493

Nah, she's kotakoti she'll get everything handed to her for shit all

No. 144523

>>144488
Exactly this. Dakota is everything every other Bravo model is not- short, chubby, plain, thin hair, nothing special. I'll admit, it sounded hella stupid when that anon suggested she married a Bravo guy when se got to Japan, but… What else is there? Her parents don't have enough money to bribe a company that big, not enough to keep Dakota anyway, especially since she's shown how little she cares about the amazing opportunity that was handed to her (read: not at all).

Plus, Dakota doesn't seem to give two fucks about Bravo. If I was as plain as her and had internet hate for being the photoshop queen, I'd bust my ass to trim up/get my outfits on point and borderline brag about being a Bravo model. Their models usually end up in Vogue, modeling for designers and shit and then there's Dakota, looking frumpy as fuck for Popteen and pretending Bravo isn't the only reason she's even in Japan in the first place.

No. 144525

>>144499

Not for much longer. She only got shit handed to her in the first place because she was cute, white, and young. She's aging like milk and letting herself go, she's not gonna keep getting shit handed to her if she doesn't clean up and get cutesy looki again.

No. 144529

>>144525

Yeah. I don't get why some people think Kootz is set for life because of some shoops she made wen she was 18.

No. 144620

>>144482
You can tell when someone has a nice sense of personal style, however i agree. Most kawaii fashion, esp decora (ugh) and lolita look so bad, like these people got dressed in the dark- trying too hard to be quirky and different. Ironically they always end up looking the same.

No. 144621

>>144472
I want to know exactly what's wrong with casual and basic wear? I like to be comfortable. You can still look nice in a shirt and jeans or blouse and simple skirt.

No. 144631

>>144621
absolutely nothing, it's just edgy weebs being edgy and thinking they're 'so unique'. people who feel comfortable with their own style and aren't 12 don't shit on everyone else for dressing differently.

literally the weeb equivalent of emo/goth kids' disdain for 'prepz' of yore.

No. 144696

>>144621

You can be cute and comfortable without having to dress in weeb fashion brands. For e.g look on shopruche and it's all pretty, plain but it's just casual? Sometimes less and simple is more tbh.

No. 144698

>>144523

Vogue would never employ kota, ever. We all know why obv. Hence why Japan has her in their magazines, average/not very professional/white/somewhat cute ect

I get why Dakota was shooping herself to skeletor in her v v old shoops where she looked anorexic. Probably to pull off looking like an actual "model" because she was trying to cater to America/Europe probably. But then the doll thing, she realized that Japan would have her since she would have never made it in her home country.

It makes me laugh how kaka thinks shes a model. She would suit probably grunge/alternative modelling for shitty clothing lines at the most.

Neither of these sisters are model material. When you think about it, see them fresh in videos it's hilarious. They're not special, they're as average as you and me. Such bullshit.

No. 144700

>>144620

Kawaii fashion is overrated now. I think I would have dressed it back when I was younger, like 12/13 in 2004/2005. But never now, it's ridiculous and every weeb wears it.

You know I actually fucking hate the word "kawaii" now because it's that overused. I cringe when I hear it.

Lolita is a mess, I even asked one of my Japanese friends about it and even she said "oh it's like a horror movie on legs." kek

It's well embarrassing. I've yet to see people dress it. I'm going Japan for the first time this year, I can't wait to see some of the trainwrecks that walk the streets of Tokyo! It's gunna b so fun keke

No. 144706

>>144698
>But then the doll thing, she realized that Japan would have her since she would have never made it in her home country.

You just went full retard, Dakota never aimed for Japan which you should know if you are familiar her history and her shooping style changes a bit the whole time.

No. 144709

>>144706

Even so, she still fits the bill for what the Japanese fashion industries want in their weeb magazines. White, blonde, blue eyed.

No. 144710

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>>144698 Didn't she model for Vogue for a bit?And in her own words she said she didn't suite high end modeling and catalog.

No. 144711

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Another shot from Vogue Japan. I think she looks good in these. I think more mature styles look good on her.

No. 144712

>>144710
> own words she said she didn't suite high end modeling and catalog.

Let me fix this she said she didn't suite the high end stuff and preferred catalog modeling.

No. 144713

>>144710
I don't think she modeled for vogue but modeled for a jewelry company who's ad ran in an issue of vogue.

No. 144716

>>144712


It's not just about magazines though, when you look at models backstage who are in the big magazines/companies ect they're all long, weird looking, tall and slim.

Dakota isn't that. She's very cute yes, but cute doesn't cut it in that world. She knows it too. Those pictures are cool though, I like them.

Still…

No. 144717

>>144713
Ah that is a big different than.

No. 144718

>>144716

she's a catalog model, that's it.

No. 144731

People are like ~kek Dakota is laffing at all of us! She doesn't give a shit!~ but tbh I think she's probably severely depressed. The lack of motivation, the social isolation, the need to shoop from such a young age in general, and especially the fact that she makes herself seem completely asexual. Even when she was "perverted and disgusting" it was cuz sex was a joke to her. I think she hates herself so much she can't even think about having interpersonal relationships lol hicky on her boob in that one video and pix with supposed boyfriendo @ the time aside

I've seen Kiki's titties and we all know she's a weirdo but it's like Kotex has a kraken up in there.

No. 144734

>>144731
Sauce for boob hicky picture?

No. 144735

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No. 144737

>>144731
How does she make herself seem asexual? She is always shooping extra hard on her cleavage and taking pics with her legs spread wide and her loli uguu baby prostitute face. The problem is even though shes a model for a girl's magazine everything she does is for male attention.

No. 144739

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Dem kawaii uguu bountiful breastu

No. 144740

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No reason for this just revisiting some good ol Yula Yula hangz.

No. 144741

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She looks better with fuller lips but that chola lipliner is not the way to go.

No. 144743

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Last pic drop

No. 144777

>>144739
Peeping girl is funny

No. 144811

Vogue Japan sucks anyway, they virtually never have Japanese models on the cover and I feel it must play a hand in adding to the insecurities of young Japanese women who can't recreate a white aesthetic.

No. 144815

>>144710
>>144711
These are the images she posted because they said advertisement in the upper left hand corner. I'm not sure where the uncropped pics are. but yes, they were an ad.

No. 144822

>>144811
You can blame Anna Dello Russo for that.

No. 144825

>>144741
>>144743
This is a weird look for her but i kind of like it. Almost looks like a normal girl.

No. 144826

>>144825
I thought the same but they're probably a lot more edited than they look like every decent photo of her in existence

No. 144828

>>144741
Looks like kiki lol

No. 144829


No. 144830

>>144716
>very cute
Let's not get delulu in here again.

No. 144831

>>144829
Yes. She does. Get over it Pedro lesbian.

No. 144833

>>144831
>Pedro lesbian
I realise the mistake I made but leaving it because its funny

No. 144834

>>144831
So defensive and full of anger
>Pedro lesbian

No. 144836


No. 144837

>>144836
Yes, it was seen. And mildly funny.

No. 144838


No. 144839

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>>144831
Omg like totez she does XD only pedophile lesbians will disagree XD

No. 144840

>>144740
That girl is so cute she makes dakota look more basic than usual.

No. 144842

>>144839
You do realise that pedofile lesbian is a joke that came from a quote from Dakota herself right. And I don't see how its so crazy that two sisters look alike when having the same hairdo and shit. What's the big deal?

No. 144843

>>144741
Pffft she does look like keeks here idk why fan girls are getting butthurt.

No. 144845


No. 144847

>>144842
No shit

No. 144849

>>144840
It's Yulano from Popteen. She's super cute! I don't like how she filters her photos though.. but I guess it's her style. Yula1018 on Instagram.

No. 144855

>>144711
>saying modelled for Vogue

It's an ad, not a really good one and it happened to run in Vogue once.

She's so bad at editorial that despite all the airbrushing they used the shot where she covered her face in it, too.

No. 144857

>>144825
The main difference is she's wearing less eyemakeup. The circle lenses and heavy app editing are still there though.

No. 144871

>>144845
Can you not spot obvious satire

No. 144873

>>144840
they both look really average. i feel like i see literally hundreds of girls at my university that look like them. i don't really know much about Yula, but their really average looks make me think their agencies are more interested in their fanbase and social media presence than they are with how cute or good looking the girls actually are.

No. 144874

>>144873
>their agencies are more interested in their fanbase and social media presence

This. Obviously they can't be too ugly, but a built in fanbase guarantees attention on what they work on.

No. 144890


No. 144893

>>144890

It's great that there are Japanese anons trying to get the truth out on her, but I don't understand how they think she was 30 in 2012.

No. 144923

>>144893
I've seen posters claiming she was 35 and even 40. Aside from the kind of girls who read Popteen, nobody is impressed with her looks. My personal favorite comment that I've seen is クソブス (kusobusu, "shit ugly").

No. 144954

>>144923
>>144893
It seems they love to confuse the datas of other living dolls with hers as some comments are pretty much like if she was Valeria.

No. 144957

>>144923
Sorry for nitpicking, it means "fucking ugly", which is an even greater insult

No. 144961

>>144954

Probably because white girls in Japan arr rook saem

No. 144962

>>144492
>Plus korean girls seem snooty as fuck anyway

what did you base that opinion on?

No. 144995

>>144962
Facts, and observations. They laughed in Kooter's face on TV when she couldn't do perfect kawaii dolly makeup on an unfamiliar eye shape when she was on that makeup show. Japs are batshit but Koreans just fucking suck.

No. 144999

>>144995
Facts? When what is considered to be snooty is completely subjective?

I'm not picking on your opinion, just that you said you base it on a "fact".

Idk if you've noticed but Kota wasn't treated any different than other Koreans. They laughed at her as much as they laugh at themselves and each other. She even said it herself that she tried her best when applying the make up on the Korean host, and that made them laugh harder. Its the type of thing they find funny over there.

When I saw the video for the first time after reading comments like these, I had expected for them to have made fun of her, along the lines of "you don't have any skills," etc. I think people overreacted.

No. 145001

>>144995
I kinda get that same impression tbh, especially from their tv shows. They seem really superficial and concerned about looks, so much so that it stands out from America and other countries. it's gross.
I've seen a few of their make up/make over shows and they're just downright insulting to their guests or seem to make fun of them for their natural/no makeup/unshooped looks.

It's no wonder why Koreans get plastic surgery like it's going put of style.

No. 145016

>>144999

"It's their humor" doesn't mean it wasn't rude and kind of bitchy. Idk about Korea, specifically but isn't laughing in someone's face generally frowned upon? Especially when they gave it their best shot. Seemed pretty douchey to me tbh.

No. 145032

>>144995
Alright, let's not forget that Japanese people are not hiveminded.

Like us, they have different opinions based on who you are, so it's dumb to imply ~THEY ALL HATE HER~ or ~THEY ALL LIKE HER~ based on something you see. 2ch is like lolcow, and Popteen readers are like PULL. One can't stand the shit she does, the other are just asslickers. And just like lolcow, 2ch has people that actually like her/find her cute in some photos etc.

No. 145033

>>145032
who you are = who you ask*

No. 145049

>>144442

> Dakota could have made something of herself in this way but she's too self-centered and really just wants everything handed to her.


This. This is exactly why I'm still even bothering checking up on this dumb bitch. It's like staring into a black hole. She hasn't learned anything or truly achieved/done anything. She hasn't grown, or changed. She hasn't become a "good" person. She just became internet anti-social.

Ostrenga drama is some boring fucking drama, but it keeps you hooked because you're just hoping PRAYING either one of these girls completely goes under or they actually "mature".

No. 145052

>>145016
Idk, anon. Rudeness is considered funny in the west, too. Like the people on that show "Fashion Police" constantly saying all sorts of disgusting, body-shaming bullshit (pretty sure someone "popular" (maybe Joan Rivers before she died) saw a model and made the all too popular "eat a sandwich" comment and everyone laughed. at least one other TV personality gave her the "what the fuck" look but it was ignored. that was the first and last time I actually sat down and watched the show) and thinly veiled racism (don't need to bring up the Zendaya/Kylie Jenner thing) all in the name of being "uncensored opinions". People eat that shit up.
People on TV just aren't very polite. Being a decent human being doesn't sell nearly as well as being an objectively shit one.

No. 145072

>>145052
>Kylie Jenner/Zendaya blackface
googled it and… It's Zendaya commenting on Kylie's photo?

Kylie herself said it was blacklights and neon, wtf. It doesn't even look like blackface, just special effects. Jesus Christ you yanks need a hobby.

No. 145078

>>145072
No, I mean that one time Kylie had dreads and the people on the show praised it and said she looked nice, in contrast to them making weed jokes and saying Zendaya looked like she smelled bad when they were checking out her dreads. I don't know what you mean by blackface unless it's that Instagram photoshoot thing. I don't know much about it, but someone apparently "proved" it was blackface by showing a photo of Kylie with a clearly black model under the same lighting and comparing the two. Idgaf though.
I'm not murrican btw, it's just that pretty much all the media available that's not complete shit where I live happens to be western.

No. 145093

>>145032
What are you talking about? Japanese ARE hive-minded, from an early age they are taught to conform, don't be too different. If you are different from their culture their ways, you can be disowned, ostracized.
If you've ever stayed in Japan or at least spoken with them they are ALL the same with the SAME dreams. MONEY, marriage, Kids, work. What are their interests? Movies, music, and tennis(or some other sport) It's rare to find a Japanese person outside of these "standards" OF course there will always be non conformists, but this is their culture.

No. 145106

>>145093
I've lived here for years, and while most have the same look on life, I've come to learned that there are definitely a lot or exceptions. And ESPECIALLY with internet culture. IRL people here are often just too scared to have an opinion, especially if it differs from most. But a lot people will speak their mind online, and often express their actual opinion once you know them well in real life.

My point is, it isn't right to say "Japanese people think this" to imply they all think the same, because like any other country and culture, there are always people who won't buy koti's shit.

Most ARE hiveminded when speaking, but again, not all. It's easier for us to see the truth because we look for it, while most Japanese don't see things the way we so because they don't have the same experience with Koti (like her scene days).

No. 145108

>>145093
Btw I'm not trying to start anything with you, I just felt like expressing my opinion and experience. A lot of Japanese are ignorant about the truth if it isn't what they hoped for, but this thread makes it seem like they are nothing but a flock of sheep.

No. 145120

>>144890
>>144923
Man, I find it so shit how fake a lot of Japanese people can be. How they can be overly polite, sweet and complimentary to everyone they talk to face-to-face and then online it's the complete opposite extreme.
Describing Kooter as "fucking ugly" and looking 30-40 years old? Come on now.
She's far from looking as dolly and perfect as she does in her shoops, but she's not that fucking bad at all. She's on the better side of average and sometimes looks quite pretty like in >>141749
I guess beauty is subjective but what they've said about her appearance seems outrageous to me.

No. 145165

>>145120
Go back to PULL

No. 145168

>>145120
Yeah, because the people in real life are the same people as those online…….


smh

No. 145175

>>145168
i think you are missing the point

anon is saying plenty of people are nice to your face, and rude bitches behind your back.
especially in japan, where there is a social hierarchy to be respected when talking to someones face. but online, of course, no one can control what people say.

No. 145236

>>145175

Probably why a ton of Japanese always feel so lonely, gotta put up a nice face when really they wanna vent their true feelings and always go along with people because in asian culture it always seems you gotta follow the sheep and not be a Shepherd tbh

No. 145243

>>145175
Oh, I read it wrong then

No. 145394

>>145120
That is how everyone is not just the Japanese lmfao. No one in America would go up to someone and call them fucking ugly either. When you compare her to her shoops she does look ugly, hate to break it to you.

And as it was said before she is very sloppy looking for a model.Her entire career is based on her appearance so don't baaw whenever people judge it. She built her career on lies and deception so when people find out of course they will be pissed. There are plenty of naturally pretty and talented girls who deserve the oppertunity she got by lying.

No. 145402

>>145165
find a new fucking "insult" jesus christ

No. 145470

>>145394

I asked Nicole Dollanganger her opinion of this on tumblr ages ago, you know the bald headed lulzy girl with all those dolls and sings sounding like she's half asleep, trying to be all nymphet-baby-doll or whatever.

She is a feminist and was like "who cares if she called other girls names, dakota is gorgeous and so what if other girls who 'deserve' those opportunities? dakota is gorgeous and she deserves it even though she may be a liar."

ughhhhhhh tumblrinas are the worst

No. 145494

>>145470
No-one 'deserves' anything. Life isn't primary school, you don't get a gold sticker for being nice.
There's always gonna be better, prettier girls. There's always gonna be starving children in Africa, does that mean she should kill herself because of it? No.

Let the people be butthurt.

No. 145553

It's so easy to spot the koreaboos in this thread here we go

No. 145612

>>145402
>>145402
U mad, pulltard?

No. 145703

>>145612
U mad, you trite little cunt?

No. 145746

>>145703
Yeap you sound mad , must be the PULL withdrawals symptoms .

No. 145750

>>145746
PULL would never shit on Japan.

No. 145829

>>145752
Nice b8 bro

No. 145895

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No. 145907

>>145895
The way her hair scraggles at the ends around her shoulders makes me believe that the rest of the length going to her arms is extensions. At the rate that she heat processes her hair all the time, her losing that much length due to split ends would surprise me.

Has anyone confirmed extensions?

No. 145913

>>145907
Who cares if she's wearing extensions? Her hair before used to be this length and this looks thin so probably her own hair. Does it really matter to you, anon? The photo is from 2012.

No. 145917

>>145913
Did I hit a nerve with you or something? What's wrong with me asking if she has extensions?
>Who cares if she shoops and lies about it
>Who cares if she wears circle lenses
>Who cares if she uses makeup tricks
>Who cares
Jesus.

No. 145924

>>145907
>>145913
No offense, but to be honest, it surprises me how people still question whether she did or didn't wear extensions in this or that photo/event/etc. I have a feeling that even if Kota herself admitted to wearing extensions, some people on here would still be questioning her hair and arguing over it instead of looking closely at pictures/videos of her.

No. 145933

>>145924

why do we even care tho

she chopped her hair shorter now anyway

No. 145935

>>145933
I'm >>145913 and that's exactly why I posted it. No point in being hung up in her past hair from 3 years ago when we can know for sure 100% with her current hair

No. 145945

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まじこれダコタローズちゃんの
脚めっちゃ太いんかおもた爆笑爆笑
ごめん爆笑爆笑 http://t.co/uNgP9azu6z

"lololol Dakota looks so fucking fat! I'm sorry, but lool"

The other model's hand is placed in such an unfortunate position, it looks like Dakota's thigh. Poor kooters, kek

No. 145947

>>145945
Whops, I meant to write:
"Dakota's legs look so goddamn fat"

No. 145956

>>145494
Way to let the point go right over your moronic head…

No. 145958

>>145945
kooter should start wearing pants

No. 145959

>>145494
What the fuck are you on about you loon

No. 145980

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Dakota's talkshow sure had a lot of people

No. 145981

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1/?

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>>145988
8/?

Dem lips

No. 145992

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No. 145993

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No. 145995

>>145980
The fans(?) don't seem to be young teens..

No. 145996


No. 145998

>>145985
She keeps sucking her cheeks in to make her face smaller and it looks off.

No. 145999

>>145991
Someone needs to stop letting her do her own chola lips. What is this leg avenue looking stuff?

No. 146002

>>145999
It's from the same ageha gyaru brand the prisoner costume shooting is from, it's clubbing wear.

No. 146157

>>145999
>>146002
I know of the other photo with the Japanese girl but initially they are all for halloween. (Tiara Mily said this)

I guess they just wanted to promote the ageha thing at the same time of the othter pic

No. 146162

>>145983
as least she looks happy for once, instead of bored and unengaging

No. 146343

>>145980
What's this? Her attempt at hosting her own mini chat show?

No. 146346

>>145746
seek help

No. 146348

>>145980
Lookit that turnout…

No. 146366

>>146343
The poster says the typical shit "REAL LIFE BARBIE AMERIKAJIN WHO SPEAKS FLUENT JAPANESE"

No. 146414

>>146366
They should bite the bullet and start marketing her as "real life sex doll" since that's all her "fans" see her as. They're almost all fat middle aged men ffs.

No. 146428

I know I shouldn't let random comments from people online stop me but things like >>144700 make me really worried about wanting to wear lolita. I love it since I just want to wear cute frilly dresses, but if even Japanese people think it's gross then…
On topic, the turnout to that event was a bit sad. Was that taken before it started?

No. 146439

>>146428
Lolita looks embarrassing and retarded on adults. Walking around like pixyteri isn't kawaii. It's kowaii my friend.

No. 146472

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>>146428
People like to think that lolita is a major fashion in Japan but it never was. It's a ALT fashion thats going to look strange to most people.How about wearing otome? It's not as popular but it's still frilly and feminine without the ostentatious of lolita.

No. 146473

>>146472
That's still pretty tacky. It looks like Zooey Deschanel vomited on a Moschino dress.

No. 146474

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>>146428
Lolita is amazing but tbh if comments on an anonymous board gives you doubts than you wouldn't handle actually wearing it

No. 146476

>>146473
I think it's cute. I couldn't pull of that shade of brown and the jacket is a bit "eh" but I like the dress.

No. 146493

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>>146439
by the time someone would have the time and money to live the lolita life style theyd probably be 23-30.
so I guess the irony of it all is when someone is considered "young enough for it", theyd most likely be too broke and their parents will look at them like a retard for asking them to buy a dress that costs a months rent, but by the time theyre old enough to have a career and money, theyre considered "too old".

on a side note Misako Aoki is 33 and is a part time nurse.

No. 146498

>>146493
This is all derailing and OT but frankly, it's an alternative fashion, and like all alternative fashions, there is no "too young" or "too old," there's just the prevailing idea that you should sell your soul to boring fashion and societal norms by a certain age. It's prevalent even within alt fashions and subcultures.

>>146474 is right though.

No. 146499

>>146498
its ot but dakota is about as interesting as a stick,theres not much to be said about her.

No. 146502

>>146499
Take the OT to one of the several other threads about kawaii fashion in /b/ or /g/

No. 146552

>>145993
You know you aren't photogenic when the photographer has to shoop off every facial feature except eyes and lips.

No. 146553

>>146552
except the eyes and lips are def shooped too

No. 146554

>>146552
if by "shoop off" you are referring to her laugh lines and jaw - i dont think those things = unphotogenic. unphotogenic is when you just dont look good in pics…you dont know your good angles or to make lighting work. if you are unphotogenic you are not gonna be a good model.

whatever is shooped is because its just ugly

No. 146562

>>146554
She dosen't look good in pics that's why they have to shoop her in the first place. And she is not a good model lol.

No. 146563

>>145750
samefag

No. 146564

>>146563
I don't think you're using the word correctly.

No. 146567

>>145983
>>145984
>>145985
Pretty cute, at least. Not overly shooped, but just enough shoop to hide her flaws…

No. 146594

Shes so fucking fat, piggy chan

No. 146651

>>146562
Except popteen shoops everyone, newfag.
Or did you think Kumicky was born without a nose?

No. 146653

>>146594
Go back to your Aly threads, Mr Bones

No. 146778

>>146651
No one is talking about popteen you stupid bitch….

No. 146781

>>146778
>popteen model
>She dosen't look good in pics that's why they have to shoop her in the first place

are you retarded?

No. 146787

>>146781
The picture being criticized was not from popteen, keep making yourself look like a dumb ass.

Go on.

No. 146991

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No. 146995

>>146991
>foundation on the upper and lower lips to make them smaller at the corners

Dafuq is happening
>>145991
the opposite with the lips here too

No. 146999

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No. 147008

>>146991
I'm scared.

No. 147052

>>146991

looks like a little baby boy

No. 147054

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>>147052
>reverse google image search

No. 147063

>>146991
This baby fetus shit has got to stop.

Come on, Dakota. You're almost 22 years old.

No. 147068

>>147063
She's 19 turning 20 in September…

No. 147073

>>147068
…did you just discover this girl or do you live under a rock?

No. 147081

>>146991
Kill it with fire

No. 147113

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>>146991
Why, just why?

No. 147121

>>146991
ok this is just terrible
even for beauty guide or whatever this (presumably) is… it not cute

No. 147122

>>147068

Ffs she's 21 and turning 22 in TWO months.

There is already plenty of evidence she's not 19, she doesn't even look 19 anyway in all honesty. Kota is going to age badly.

No. 147133

>>146991
This is what happens when you overdose on kawaii.
Holy shit, this is objectively terrible. She's lost her damn mind.

No. 147135

>>147133
She has reached Valeria's delusionalism level.

No. 147141

>>146991
i was about to discontinue my use of the term 'alien baby' due to chronic overuse BUT she breathed new life into it

No. 147143

>>147141
i hope the japanese forums have something to say about this

No. 147178

>>146991
This bitch is cray. Is this supposed to be a "natural look" photo? If so, no one's going to buy it since we all know what she really looks like thanks to those bad TV appearances. And… Is that tan spot a zit??

No. 147237

>>147135
LOL yes, that's what it's starting to remind me of. The fucked up Valeria looks. They're both "barbies"!

No. 147284

>>146991
I cant tell if she has seriously low self esteem or not

No. 147286

>>146991
fuck this is so nasty this is so creepy make her stop

No. 147297

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I can't.

No. 147299

>>147297
Sometimes I think she does this shit just to softly troll us

No. 147315

>>147299
I sometimes feel the same. >.>
If she's not trolling, I wonder why she hasn't had any surgeries done yet to correct the things she's been photoshopping for years. I realize she is not like super famous and rolling in money, but I imagine she makes a decent amount - enough to put away some money here and there towards getting some work done. If Dakota is this painfully insecure about her features, why doesn't she do something permanent about it? It might make her happier because clearly, she's not happy with her current self.

No. 147321

>>147315

I think she must be doing it for a piss around. She's probably milking this persona as much as she can, do the doll thing and try making a decent living before fucking off out the picture with her money.

No. 147335

>>146991
>>147297
I'm sobbing. This is hilarious! She literally shooped herself into two year-old. She has lost all sense of self-awareness.
Honestly, Japan is better off getting a cute white toddler to do their beauty modeling; at least they won't have to waste time photoshopping the images afterward.

>>147321
I really wonder what Kota will do once she is done modelling in Japan. Eventually she will be too old, and there will be a newer, younger, cuter "living doll" – if that trend is still going.
Do you think she'll end up being a receptionist with a really shitty attitude? Can't you just imagine her, fully done-up, in her super kawaiii~ living doll attire and make-up, rolling her eyes and sighing at all the customers?
Hope that clothing line works out for her, because she doesn't have the skills or education to make much more than minimum wage when she hauls her ass back to Ameerica.

No. 147338

>>147335

She'll probably marry some old fart or some band member either just to stay in Japan away from her weirdo fam and he'd be with her just cos she's white.

Has hafu kid and she'll milk it for fame because it's "white and japanese so perfecto" xo

No. 147345

>>147315
She doesn't make enough to do that and she can't put money away because her income isn't something like a salary. On top of that she has to keep spending on clothes and beauty treatments.

The moment she has a small bit of money it gets blown away on minor things she needs right away, like the couch and the PS4. If she was making a bit more I'm sure she'd do some travelling or get a small pet instead of surgery. Hate to say it but the luxuries a model like Taytay has are due to a rich family.

No. 147346

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>>146991
>>147297
Also, this photo was so obviously taken at an angle or had the perspective distorted via editing, which is why she has such a ridiculously tall and wide forehead, and super tiny jaw. It's also why her skull is usually so elongated in all of her photos. It's probably so obvious it didn't need pointing out, but it's always irked me how she doesn't try to hide the perspective manipulation at all.

No. 147348

>>147346
I want to see someone attempt to unshoop this kek

No. 147353

>>147335
I imagine her making yt videos again, rolling in yt dollers. Let's be honest, when she had more time on her hand she'd be shooping the videos to perfection and making them somehow bullet proof.

No. 147354

>>147345

That's exactly what I thought too. What I noticed in her apartment tour video, I hear she shares her apartment and plus it wasn't that big at all (tokyo obv isn't). The couch/bed/drawers all looked cheap and tacky. It wasn't furnished and nice like Amo's bedroom or Risa's is whenever I've seen scans of their rooms. Plus they're bigger models/actually live in Tokyo so obv.

But yeah, Dakota has to keep up with her doll thing. Ever GIF/video I've seen, it's always some cheap tacky bag in the background hanging up on a handle, 3-5 of them. Clothes, not actual nice ones but just any that look cute to fit the part. She just buys any old shit just to keep up with the doll image it seems.

If she was big, a somebody then she'd be travelling all over the place. But Tokyo is all she's getting, catalogue modelling and popping up at random events.

To any girl trying to hop on the doll bandwagon this late, it's not worth it. Everyone who has tried becoming a living doll doesn't get anywhere. Venus is failing, the russian alien is hated… for what kota has done it's hardly even worth it when we've seen how far she's come.

Just stay in school kids unless you meet a famous rapper, then take advantage lmfao you might have more luck!

No. 147357

>>147353

Nah, she's too exposed now. Her 'fans' would be the only ones watching. Plus I don't think kota could be assed doing AE anymore.

No. 147364

>>147353
Youtube doesn't pay enough if you're doing it on the side of auditioning all day and then have to do tons of AE work on the videos.

That's why we hardly see videos or even decent shoops from her anymore. Hers used to take a good amount of time and didn't someone say she spent weeks on one pic? On top of that she has a hobby of surfing people talking about her.

It's also too late for her education to catch up now. Yeah one can learn at any age but it won't be as cheap or easy. Look at how Kaka turned out, dumb as bricks.

No. 147378

>>147335
Why do a couple of you keep talking about "her clothing line"? She does not have one, she will not have one, one is not in the works. It's just a pipe dream she mentioned in a fucking interview jfc.

No. 147382

>>147354
>I hear she shares her apartment and plus it wasn't that big at all. The couch/bed/drawers all looked cheap and tacky
It's because she's living in a modelling flat provided by Bravo and she could be sharing it with 3 models. Flats are cheap as fuck and you share it with 2 more models or so. Also, she's not earning too much. I know she doesn't travel (when you travel you have to pay back the agency for the flight) but she's not getting too many jobs nor Popteen is a millionare contract. I mean, she does get jobs, but I doubt Tiara Mily pays her alot. Maybe Samsung paid her well, but as Bravo was who got the job for her, they take a %. Then, Bravo also gets a % off what Popteen pays her, and from these t.v shows. The money she has, she spends it on food and some clothes, and that's all. Unless her parents send her money. I wonder how Bravo manages her income because I doubt she's paid like the other models who model for Valentino, Dior…

No. 147386

>>147382

Ahhh, I see. I never knew that.

It's a weird carry on… I wonder why kota is still doing this. In a few years time, is it that worth it?

No. 147393

>>147386
in fact, you can go in debt with the agency… if models that model for Vogue/Bazaar/Vanity Fair end up in debt with the agencies I wonder how Kota is doing it. Unless someone discovers you and gets you a contract to be the new image of a haute couture maison lmao maybe she's paid enough to cover the living expenses but…. if in a few years she doesn't get a big contract… it will end up in nothing and her being a 'one day flower'

No. 147400

>>147393

she's an ostrenga they always have a comeback

No. 147410

>>147382
You only get an entertainment visa if you are able to earn 200000 yen a month

No. 147434

>>147378
Because its the only future endeavor she's ever mentioned. She's never bothered to say she has any goals or plans in her life otherwise.

No. 147439

>>147410
I'm not sure if you're implying that she makes decent money or something, because 20,0000 yen is only 1,613 USD when converted. It's really not that much. That's like making $9/hr. if you worked a regular job, M-F 9-5, which is basically minimum wage.

>>147393
If she gets a big contract within a few years, I will eat my hat. I just don't see it happening. She is already fading into obscurity.

No. 147476

>>147410

i don't think this is true. i know someone with an entertainment visa in japan and he's making next to nothing. he just got it renewed too

No. 147535

>>147439
Yeah, I don't see her making it big either. She's already with a "high end" agency and yet she's their shittiest model doing jobs that wannabe idols do because they're desperate to get noticed. She's what, turning 22, has been there for years and still sucks as a model? If she were actually hot, she could make it but she's average.

No. 147543

>>147535
This is why the theory of her being into the older man who runs the agency is always brought up. Most of their models are legit.

No. 147595

>>147543
The theories that keep getting brought up about her boning a guy in charge were hella unspecific though, is Bravo really run by an old guy with an Anglo fetish?

No. 147606

>>147535
And she's only "average" with pounds of makeup and lenses/lashes.

No. 147617

>>147595
He often scouts other halfus on youtube but most aren't supported beyond the first trial few months like Koots.

No. 147659

>>147617
In other words, he scouts YouTube for kawaii girls to promise them glamorous modeling contracts and then tosses them? Sounds skeevy as fuck. Also sheds a floodlight on how Dakota got signed, dude probably thought he hit the jackpot. Kind of makes me feel bad for her, when se got signed she must have thought "fuck everyone who said I wasn't shit" but turns out she's just there cuz some Asian creep wants to bone her.

No. 147663

>>147595
>>147617
>>147659

Ew, the scenario that just flashed through my head reading this:

>middle aged Japanese guy who works for Bravo, scouring YT for white/half white girls

>find Dakota, a lonely girl with no life living in her sister's shadow with a shit family
>promise her fame and money with a fat contract and a free trip to Japan and away from her sad empty life
>get her to Japan, see her without PS/AE/editing, realize mistake but no worries
>she'll do anything to stay, so she won't have to go back to her old life
>she's nothing like her pics/vids, chubby, horrible posture, yellow teeth, antisocial and boring
>but she'll keep "modeling" for catalogues and variety shows under Bravo, because even if it wasn't the life she thought she was getting, it's still better than what she had
>Bravo-sama gotta have a reason to renew her contract, God knows she can't model for shit and her personality is flat and limp as her hair so what does she do?
>whatever he asks, he gave her her "big debut" in the first place! She owe him everything in her new life! Without him she's just another hick with no friends or life in bumfuck nowhere

I'm super high so all this is probably reaching to infinity and beyond, but damn. It would explain how Dakota is always so antisocial and bored looking, how she doesn't seem to give a fuck about modeling, socializing, anything at all really. Maybe she's trapped in some shitty situation like that and is just pretending it's all glamorous just because she's not in Kiki's shadow anymore with the Monstrengas.

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No. 147665

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Why you gotta bash her all the time? Look how far she has gotten!

Dakota's career is really taking off, guys.

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No. 147668

>>147664
I can see why some 2ch users think she's in her 30's, ouch.

Also her eyes… Se looks dead inside.

No. 147670

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>>147667
Jokes aside, I think she looks really pretty in this photo. Probably because she didn't do her own make-up, and her hair looks shiny.

No. 147671

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They are famous comedians.

But that still doesn't mean she isn't posing next to a naked gross old guy.

No. 147673

>>147663
You forgot that she also says "old men are my type" ever since joining Bravo…

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No. 147675

>>147673
>>147663
Bravo-sama probably gets his jollies watching her bathe with old men, saying jer catchphrase, and saying that too.

No. 147677

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>>147674
Glamour shot

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No. 147680

>>147677

She looks a bit like PT in the ace here because of that chin strap

No. 147681

>>147664
I really want to know what's going on with her upper lip. Like what is she hiding?

No. 147683

>>147681
Maybe she tried lip plumping once and it fucked her top lip up. I know that stuff isn't permanent, but if they do it wrong can't the damage last a while?

No. 147686

>>147659
We all knew she'd never really be an editorial model because of the shoop but Bravo staff also knew this. I remember when Kooter lied about being told by Bravo she "looks just like the photos online" on twitter. That post alone was proof that she wasn't scouted or anything.

While all the other models have real candids and polaroids, koots has only ever has shooped photos. Even her polaroid section on their website is just overly shooped photos.

No. 147690

One of these pics with the naked guy has to be turned into a banner.

No. 147703

>>147686
Right, which is why them signing her in the first place is suspect. Bravo seems to only do editorial (except since Kota came 'round). Super classy, high type stuff and then… Her. Way out of left field, makes no sense for her to be there at all, even less for 3 years. She's not even what anyone with any knowledge of the modeling industry would ever call a model, she's a frumpy slob who happens to have a contract.

No. 147756

>>147665
movie release? yea because she has fuck all relevance there.
at least it related to her creepy "disgusting" persona
oji-chan is her taipu because she is secretly a perverted old man

No. 147758

>>147665
at first i was gonna say whoah nice outfit, cant fuck up monochrome right? wrong. weird peasant blouse with tennis skirt and larme-y shoes. ok dako

No. 147764

>>147668
I think she realizes it's a downward slope from here. It's all ogre

No. 147769

>>147758

She's probably going to try and make it big like Risa Nakamura, kek.

Risa will own her ass

No. 147774

>>147673
That's basically something someone says that can't handle people her age or in general. She's probably a virgin. Not going to believe she has a boyfriend until it's proven beyond that one interview.

Srsly guys, we got so pathetic. We catch up on rumors just because they suit our negative image of her. The ~she's sleeping with old men for her job~ theory is bullocks. Just as the ~she hates her sister~ one. We need to work harder for good quality milk.

No. 147776

>>147595
yes, bravo hires all whites. There is only one asian advertised oon the website. In an Asian country they only hire whites. LOL

No. 147794

>>147776
well modeling isnt a free for all. agencies look for certain things, and clients definitely know exactly what they want in terms of looks. "white" is a certain look, so… cant really blame them

No. 147796

Anyone know if she's going to be on TV again anytime soon? Can't seem to get updates anywhere now.

No. 147802

>>147776
There's an agency that hires only blacks and brown people of various ethnicities. Some modelling agencies are just that gimmicky.

No. 147808

>>147802
Point. A "JAPANESE" agency, that only represents ONE Japanese person IN JAPAN.
>>147794
Yes, Evident of whitewashing, culture eradication, eugenics, social engineering,culture cleansing. I can't blame them either Japan has always bent over to white supremacy. By the Time Japanese people attempt to revolt against whites it'll be too late.

No. 147809

>>147802
Where is there an agency in JAPAN that represents only Black people, what are you talking about?

No. 147821

>>147808
> Yes, Evident of whitewashing, culture eradication, eugenics, social engineering,culture cleansing. I can't blame them either Japan has always bent over to white supremacy.
nah they're the only asians not conquered/colonized by whites because they stepped up their shit during the meiji restroraction

and not to tumblr up this place but im pretty sure east asians prized pure white skin way before white people came in and said whats up
actually wouldnt most cultures prize paler skin because its a symbol of not being high class.
going out in the sun farming (getting brown) all day = low class

No. 147822

>>147821
I can go deeper but derailing.
Meiji killed off his own people because he wanted to be like white people. Which is why their past is slowly fading into obscurity. Now Japanese don't know where their roots are and life purpose. Evolutionary eugenics will conquer them. People need to ask themselves, WHY IS WHITE PRIZED when life began with black? MAYBE IT'S CALLED RACISM. Logic people. The same thing is prized all over the world.

No. 147825

>>147774
And how is your "she's probably a virgin" theory any less bollocks than the others? I get it, you desperately want to live in a world where trashy white slobs get a free ticket to Japan just because they dress cute and nothing else, but that's simply not how the world works. Not even Japan with their love of young white girls, and even if so then definitely not for Dakota, they would have gone after someone who could actually model and look like her pics who was the age she claimed. Don't be so naive.

No. 147826

>>147822
the fuck this post stopped making sense after "japanese don't know their life purpose"

No. 147827

>>147826
conformity. Japanese only care about money and marrying a foreigner. that's it. sorry I'm too vague.

No. 147842

>>147776
>There is only one asian advertised on the website
Wrong. There are 7, 1 IN TOWN (Hayashi) and 6 FOR DIRECT BOOKING.

No. 147850

>>147382
thank you for actually shining light on the modeling industry. even though this shit should be common knowledge by now everyone is running around acting like Kota got that good life. or any half-assed pretty girl on Instagram who's "signed" and "models" does anything but stand in the background of a Ralph Lauren ad.

maybe it's because it's more than others can say for themselves. bragging rights. but modeling, unless you've gotten to the point where you're a cover model and doing solo shoots/being a major brand representative/ doing exclusive interviews…around the world, you ain't shit and you're making little to nothing. not to mention it may be the most unstable job in the world. being a musician is more stable. at least you get better with age.

personally the only thing i'm jealous of Kota about is the fact she had a reason to leave/her life is probably somewhat interesting. if i dropped out of school, moved to a foreign country with no money and barely spoke the language it'd make fuck all sense. it'd be irresponsible and stupid. my life is boring as shit lol

No. 147853


No. 147856

>>147842
I see what you mean, but the number of advertised white models outweigh asian. I guess in my opinion, because they are Japanese it should be the opposite.

No. 147858

>>147856
it realllyyy freaking should be. if that doesn't say anything about beauty stereotypes, what else does.

No. 147865


No. 147885


No. 147887

>>147825
>Not even Japan with their love of young white girls, and even if so then definitely not for Dakota, they would have gone after someone who could actually model and look like her pics who was the age she claimed.

This. Do you know how many white teen girls go to Japan because thwy want to be models? Ones who speak decent Japanese, diet, exercise and know how to dress and pose themselves and could actually smoke Dakota in a side by side? Hundreds. Yet none of them are signed with Bravo, but a girl who can't brush her teeth or stand up straight is.

No. 147899

>>147850
Basically. Too many people seem to think Dakota is the next Adriana Lima or Heidi Klum in terms of fame, money and overall popularity. Dakota doesn't have any of that other than getting booked for small or humiliating jobs for very little money. She's never going to make it big.

No. 147908

>>147887
tbh kooter was a brilliant marketing tool. When everyone watch her videos for the first time, every felt a sense of dreaded self conscious. Girls wanted to be her and do what she did, because she had such an enigmatic style. They hired her for her name and internet influence.
Japan Has a very high standard of what white people they want advertising. of course. But she marketed herself very convincingly well.

No. 147932

>>147908
dreaded self conciousness? maybe 16 y/o tumblrina weaboos but to most people she just looked liked creepy CGI. she even made a video making fun of those comments. to people not engulfed with kawaii culture her "look" was a mixed bag of cute and weird/scary-looking.

her photos, the ones that looked passable (as in not shooped to deformity with a quick glance) might fall under that "enigmatic style" thing.

she got found because she kept using popular anime music in the background of her videos and tagging herself as a blow up doll. not because people wanted to be her. she had a gimmick. real life barbie, because blonde/blue eyes/white. even though THAT as a gimmick has been played the fuck out in japan

No. 147944

>>147908
this
also though >>147887 is right, dakota's video were not … great or anything, but certainly captivating in a way. a creepy way.

do you remember when she would talk, she would barely move her mouth or move her face at all?? i always knew it was so that she would have less work to do in AE lol

No. 147949

>>147932

I think only the people who are into that style and doll look were jel of kota but once the world found out what she truly looked like people were like "Nvm"

Yeah, I know peachymilktea and some other weebs are trying to pass off the dolly look but it's boring to fuck now.

Japan needs to start hiring a brunette or red head or two

No. 147951

>>147949
I thought they did when Anastasia went in.
whatever happened to her anyway.. OT

No. 147982

>>147951
she went 2 times but nothing, nobody scouted. She only had teens around her screaming KAWAII and taking pics.

No. 147987

>>147932
> to most people she just looked liked creepy cgi.

Exactly, anyone with a fully developed brain can see that her pics were clearly photoshopped. Her edits were pretty, but obviously fake. I remember reading a thread about her on a predominately male forum and they all basically said she was creepy looking.

No. 147990

>>147951
She has a pretty successful youtube channel nowadays and focuses on that. She is actually quite good at makeup transformations.

No. 147995

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>>147949
me trying to think of famous brunette gaijin
i got nothin

No. 147996

>>147995
Imo blonde is the ugliest / most boring hair color

No. 147997

>>147995
Yeah you have to match their stupid stereotype of what a foreigner should look like. When I went back to Asia, people always asked me when they found out where I was from, "So… in the US, pretty much everyone has blond hair and blue eyes right?"

No. 148013

>>147996
:^( take that back

No. 148014

>>148013
Never, you piss haired shitlord.

No. 148015

>>147995
Uh…Leah Dizon?

No. 148016

>>148014
o-ok senpai sorry

No. 148017

>>147996
I find it ironic how blonde hair always gets shit on now along with ginger. Time certainly changes things.

No. 148020

>>148017
Blonde is just too common these days I guess. And gingers don't have souls obvi.

No. 148024

>>148020

Blonde is boring because its always been seen as "best hair colour eva" its pretty but meh

I like brunette/light brown/golden hair colour tbh or jet black hair

I do prefer blonde hair where its near white like those albino looking fuckers

No. 148031

>>148017
tfw reddish blonde hair

No. 148063

>>147995
Koots nose is bent by AE

No. 148075

>>147671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKyvwNLqrXc

Why do they promote a Horror movie with comedians? Does it mean Kota wants to be/is part of comedy entertainment business?

No. 148078

>>148075
idk is the horror movie doll related or someth

No. 148119

>>148075

Japanese horror films… pfft worse than western ones

No. 148152

>>148075
They must not have much confidence in it/it must be pretty low budget

No. 148160

>>147670
I think her new candids look worse than her candids from when she was in korea. age is really catching up fast

No. 148197

>>147822
>WHY IS WHITE PRIZED when life began with black?
The first humans came from Africa but they weren't black. The races look the way they do as a result of thousands of years of adapting to their environments.

No. 148205

>>148197
They've done DNA research on people in china to see where their bloodline began, results were of negroid origin. The Assyrians, Hebrews, descendants of japeth etc. and so on and so forth came from negroid genes. Africans have the capability to carry all genes. If Chinese, native Americans, and others, etc, can be traced to a single African woman then we need to consider why there is a separation among races in the first place. lets make a thread in /b/ about it. because the point stands. Bravo caters to white and not their own kind. And why is society attempting to make natural beauty obsolete.

No. 148208

>>148160
I don't think I've seen her candids from Korea, I've inly seen the étude house ones that were obviously edited. However I did see her TV appearance in Korea, and her face now is definitely wider/squishier looking.

No. 148215

>>147434
? She isn't going to have a clothing line.

No. 148216

>>148215
How do we know for sure?

No. 148217

>>148015
she's haafu she get's a free pass.

No. 148218

>>148216

Please explain to me how her saying "of like to have my own clothing line some time in the future" = she is getting a clothing line and we need proof that she isn't. Come the fuck on. This is Kootz's version of Venus saying "I wanna be a astronaut!!!".

No. 148222

>>148217
No, she really doesn't. If she was getting so many "handouts" on "silver platters" like everyone keeps saying, she wouldn't be doing the bottom of the barrel hugs she's been doing for over a year now. You guys are seriously overestimating how popular/liked she is. Nobody in Japan really knows who she is or gives a shit, Bravo just hooks her up with filler gigs so she can pay her bills and nothing else. The vast majority of her fans and discussions about her are (by) obsessed western weebs on the internet who may or may not speak Japanese well enough to try "exposing" her online for he billionth time.

No. 148223

>>147683
Nah, no lip plumping. She'd looks lot better if she actually got subtle plumping. It'd help balance out her fat face.

instead of concealing the corners of her lips to give get a button mouth, she's now just over lining her Cupid's bow in order to look like she has a button mouth.

No. 148224

>>148223
Look to me in some pics like she alternates or does both.

No. 148225

>>148222
>hugs

*gigs; autoshit. Ugh

No. 148227

>>148218
I agree but who knows, she hasn't completely gone down the gutter she might still try is all, don't get mad

No. 148232

>>148227
Not mad, just puzzled how shit got flipped. Used to be you needed proof that a cow did/will do something, now it's the opposite- you need proof they didn't/won't.

Besides that, I just don't believe she'll have a clothing line out of sheer laziness. It's painfully obvious Kota doesn't like anything that takes any kind of actual work.

No. 148234

>>148017
It's cuz girls who aren't blonde are mad that it's praised and they rely on the "unnatural, dumb" stereotype to help sell their Oh So Luscious Natural $2 Drugstore Chesnut Brown locks
>me included

No. 148238

>>148234

Ah yes, the butthurt blonde.

Not really I just think blonde hair IS overrated because everywhere you look, films/tvshows/magazines every fucker wants to be blonde. It's boring how the "blonde is so unique and special" is still being played.

Personally I think light honey brunettes and dark dark brown is gorgeous.

Any hair can look good as long as its looked after. Any hair can look shit, ain't really about the colour.

Blonde is overrated tho lol

No. 148239

>>148232
She doesn't have the money nor the studies. At least with studies and 2 years in the businesses you can enter Vogue contests which prize is like 100k € but you have to be so unique and artsy, good at fashion. Which shes not. She'd do LizLisa look alikes.

No. 148240

>>148227

If kota does get this clothing line it'll be a rip off of all the ones that are out there in Japan anyway. Nothing new.

No. 148241

>>148238
Can you read? I'm a brunette too.

Also tl;dr

No. 148243

>>148239

HEH how I just said that aswell >>148240

No. 148244

>>148241

wel dun

No. 148246

>>148238
Why do you think people care what your fav hair colors are?

Anyways, I think Kotex needs to go back to long extensions. Short hair makes her look plain. She needs that hair because there really isn't anything unique or pretty enough about her to sell on its own lol

No. 148248

>>148234
Kind of related to this, I'm not a blonde but I get miffed when girls who have light light brown hair soak their hair in lemon juice+sit out in the sun trying to make it the slightest shade lighter so they can claim ~natural blonde~ status. Tbh I don't consider Dakota blonde. I know she had bright blonde hair as a kid, but now it looks light reddish brown. Has she ever actually said "I'm blonde" or do they just assume that because it's not black/medium brown = blonde?

No. 148249

>>148232
>It's painfully obvious Kota doesn't like anything that takes any kind of actual work.
Except she has an actual job for shoots and events where she has to be at a certain time and prepare beforehand (like caring for her skin, get enough sleep, practicing Jap that will come in handy).

>>148240
Pretty sure some kind of brand that needs a boost will jump on her as an opportunity to "design" some pieces for a collection. She needs to be a bit more popular though and I'm not completely convinced she's a complete no face over there.

No. 148251

>>148248
What is strawberry blonde, anon? It's even on the brighter side and way less common than Kaka's hair color.

No. 148252

>>148248
Her hair is considered really blonde in Japan, but it's still blonde by western standards too.

No. 148253

>>148249
>Except she has an actual job for shoots and events where she has to be at a certain time

Keeping appointments =/= work

>and prepare beforehand (like caring for her skin


Hygiene

>get enough sleep


Also not work, plus se said once in an interview that she only gets 2-4 hours sleep some nights.

>practicing Jap that will come in handy


She's lived there full time for 3 years, she has no more excuses for her Japanese not being at almost fluent level. Immersion is the easiest way to learn a language, period.

Modeling is only hard work if you put effort to it, which she doesn't. Going to a building to change clothes and get your pic taken isn't any more difficult than taking the train to the mall and trying on clothes.

No. 148254

>>148251
Strawberry blonde is just a cuter way to say red. Google image search it and all the results will be red af.

No. 148267

>>148254
Strawberry blonde is the legit name for redish blonde. Google natural redhead and tell me she has red hair.

No. 148273

>>148267
I never said she had red hair, I said light reddish brown, as in light brown with subtle redness in it.

No. 148284

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Some old school Dakota Rose, courtesy of the Kiki thread

No. 148300

>>148284
kill with fire

No. 148305

>>148300
Before it lays eggs hahaha oh my God I'm glad she went for the living doll thing because scene was doing her 0 favors

No. 148320

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https://twitter.com/paruruchan0330/status/627161441519284228

Are her lips slightly less overdrawn this time?

No. 148321

Remember when she shaved her eyebrows? Even the scene kids were making fun of her so bad lol she was like 12. I think it's not uncommon to accidentally shave your brows at that age cuz my step sister did the same thing? Why

No. 148322

>>148321
how do you accidentally shave your brows?

No. 148324

>>148320
Plowing right over her cupid's bow like forever Kailyn smh. Why does she suck so bad at looking good.

No. 148325

>>148252
even kiki calls herself blonde kek

No. 148326

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>>148320
ew reminds me of people trying to get kylie jenner lips
you can see that by googling "lip hickey kylie jenner" lol

No. 148328

>>148322
>be 12
>grab razor
>DIY brow clean up
>accidentally shave half a brow
>panic
>shave the rest off to match
>moar panic
>shave the other one

No. 148447

>>148328
hahaahahaha oh my god then attempting to draw it back on looked even worse

No. 148456

>>148320
>drawing

The "choudai" voice in the trailer sounded so hilarious and bad. Almost as much as Koot's lips here.

No. 148475


No. 148485

>>147670
She actually looks good here wtf its a Miracle

No. 148488

>>148475
She really is doing the fake comedic act thing now? Her jobs are just going to get more and more low rent or degrading. It's weird seeing her among old men only and not the models anymore.

No. 148490

>>148475
Someone needs to gif 7:22 to 7:24

No. 148501

>>148488

That's why most of us reckon she'll end up bouncing on azn cock in the near future, a few camera men around and her loli doli self posing on the front cover shooped of her very first porno dvd.

available in nippon only cos ~

then there will be gifs made, then they'll get lumped together with her tumblr days on tumblr and people b like "omg she's a porn star now?" then you'll get kawaii feminists sayin' "omg dont u slut shame herrr" and then drama then it dies


if you want the kawaii u gotta go thru hell and back to reach the kawaii

xoxo

No. 148515

>>148485
I know, right? I think it's her makeup. It looks way more normal, and she suits winged liner so much better. It was also a good/lucky photo with very fortunate lightning, because she doesn't look that good in the video.

No. 148519

>>148475
Oh my god, she's so annoying. I don't think that in the near future I would want to see another video where she's yodeling this much. She's really forcing herself to act like Japanese girls, but I'd say she's already overdoing it. Also, to me her upper lip looks like she got some sort of small filler in it, because it's a lot bigger than before. And it doesn't look like she's only overdrawing it so I wouldn't be surprised if it were so.

No. 148520

>>148519
Eh, I don't think so.
When you live in a foreign country for so long you will pick up their mannerisms. It seems pretty natural to me. She's not acting ~kawaii uguu~, just like a person who lives in Japan and has adapted Japanese mannerisms and way of talking.

No. 148521

>>148519
>>148520
I agree. Her mannerisms don't seem unnatural to me either. There are videos of her interacting with other models who all act similar and since Kota speaks Japanese, she probably picked up their mannerisms.

No. 148522

>>148519
Contain your butthurt, jesus christ.

No. 148529

>>148522
Lol where do you see butthurt in that comment? How pathetic; trying to cater to lolcow fashion of accusing everyone of being butthurt when they don't like something.

No. 148535

>>148529
>Lol where do you see butthurt in that comment?

>Oh my god she is so annoying why is she yodeling so much I bet she got plastic surgery BAWWWWW

No. 148568

>>148519
Maybe Kota is pulling a Kylie Jenner

No. 148573

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again with the damn top lip. her nose looks weird as well

No. 148574

>>148573
does she remind anyone else of alexis bledel in her baby shoops

No. 148575

>>148573

I really don't agree with foreigners in yukata or kimono though… I just do not think it looks good on us. Japanese but not foreigners. I don't know why, I just don't like it at all.

No. 148576

>>148520

She's not but she DOES tend to pull the "im a barbie" shit off in some videos. There was that interview, recent and she's in black. She does the "Ano…. eto…" and it's irritating to watch.

I get the customs, I get why she's doing it to fit in. But it can be sorta annoying.

Still no matter how much she's 'adapted' she's still a foreigner, since that karaoke thing she STILL hasn't took in that much and even the way she talks, Japanese friend of mine said "she's not learned the language properly and she's learned just by sloppy chatter"

I'm not taken with her at all.

No. 148577

>>148519

When any other foreigner does this, they get shit for it but when kota does it she gets away with it. Special treatment.

She's had it since the beginning.

When I go over to Japan, I'll pull this bs and she if I can get away with it too.

No. 148578

>>148574

y'all jelly h8ers

No. 148580

>>148578

ur all jus jelly cos kota is successful white barbie aidoru and ur all fat and ugly non-whites

kota is gonna have her own clothing line and be rolling in yen so der

No. 148588

>>148580
>>148578
It's true tbh

No. 148589

>>148577
>>148576
>>148575
If you're cute then wear a kimono if you want to. But I doubt you're cute because we're on lolcow not instagram.

No. 148593

>>148573
She made the tip of her nose too small, that's why it looks weird.

No. 148595

>>148589

Foreigners look weird in yukata/kimono period.

No. 148596

>>148573
her top lip is ridiculous. she is turning into a caricature of herself. give it a few months and she'll have super kawaii overfilled Jenner lips.

side note: i will never get over Japanese girls tacky and long af nails. honestly how do you function with 8 lbs. of plastic garbage glued to your nails and charms hanging off your fingers

No. 148598

>>148593

Why are we still pointing out shoop? This isn't PULL. Everyone knows by now that kota edits every picture there is known to man of herself.

No. 148600

>>148596

I agree, most Japanese girls do look tacky as hell with the nails/gyaru fashion/contacts and ugly hair.

The only nice style I think is the ones who are into larme and a more natural look. Honestly… I go on to Tokyo street fashion sometimes and cringe at the disasters roaming around Shinjuku.

No. 148601

>>148588

sigh

yh were all jelly of kota-sama

No. 148602

>>148595
If that's a fact why do I find dakota cute in that kimono? You're an idiot tbh.

No. 148603

>>148601
I am and every weaboo should be honest with herself and admit it too. I'm not a fan of her nor do I follow what she is doing intensively but I did notice that she is the most cutest celebrity in Japan and the most succesful foreigner in Japan.

No. 148607

>>148603
>she is the cutest celebrity in Japan
I hope you mean by foreigner because ink I think Yula is pretty cute.
Or that one half black singer
Leah is still pretty cute too
Or that I-Can-Fit-My-Cat's-Head-In-My-Mouth girl
I think you get my point.

No. 148608

>>148601
I don't doubt it. Kota is someone you can be jealous of, unlike other certain "models" posted on lolcow…

No. 148609

>>148598
Its not for showing she edits but to point out her fails that cause some of the shoops to look more odd than usual. I mean, come on, she shoops since like forever and still isn't stable with her shoop.

No. 148611

>>148573
does anyone else think her hair color is so boring? both her and Keeks have that ashy, dishwater blonde hair. it suits her more than Kiki, but even so.
she should go lighter and play up the westerner thing, or she should go darker and pretend to be hafu.

>>148475
she really needs to lose weight. i think her body is fine, but she does not carry the weight in her face well. at the very least, thank god she isn't putting on a super high-pitched kawaii baby voice

>>148501
tbh, i think Dakota is too pretentious to do porn. she likes to say she's perverted and all because it's SUPER EDGY, but she really isn't. ia with the posts here that say she's a virgin. she's too socially retarded to have a boyfriend within her age range, and she thinks too highly of herself to actually fuck an old Japanese sugar daddy.
i could see her doing some fairly tame loli gravure at most. she already has put out some of her own photos that have a lot of cleavage, and she seems to like playing up the flirtatious loli thing.

>>148603
she is definitely not the most successful foreigner in Japan. you're limiting your scope to kawaii loli girls. there are plenty of models who don't do the kawaii thing, and are much more successful than Kooter.



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