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No. 368757
The Ride Bum Edition!
Old one:
>>>/pt/360570GENERAL BIO
>creater of the Poop Brooch>bandwagon cosplayer>genderfluid, bisexual, has a phobia of CIS men>pathological liar>produces horrible DeviantArt yaoi with incorrect anatomy>stalker of cosplay groups>makes copy cosplays of people that she hates to 'out-do them'>has dragon spirit split personalities>has a magical third eye with chakra reading abilitiesUPDATES
>still claims autism as the reason for her behavior, bad job, and no life>was going to move to DC, then to LA, has done neither and doesn't mention it anymore>hosting panel at Momocon with no transportation>caught in lies on FB about advocating duct tape for chest binding>hosting cosplay picnic at Maymont in April, a dozen people estimated to show up>still has no ride to her own picnic No. 368766
>>368462The truth is OC would buy food for Ashley, would drive her places, and even got Ashley's hair cut into a nice style because Ashley had cut a lock of hair out and it stood straight up.
When getting Ashley's hair done, she also got some kind of hair treatment. In the end, OC had spent around 300 to 400 dollars on Ashley, in which Ashley did constantly promise to pay back.
OC asked for only 20 back, and Ashley threatened to call the police on her. When she did finally get the money, it was from Ashley's mom, who acted afraid of OC despite her having been over to the house multiple times.
I think Ashley told her mom OC would vandalize the house or something, something OC has no history of doing.
No. 368770
In reply to
>>368469 from last thread.
I (sadly) live about 5 minutes away from Ash. There's no bus or anything like that that far on Hull, but I myself have taken Uber a few times from here, including to inner Richmond. So that is 100% an option. I am around the same age as her, and took uber alone. It's not expensive. She has no excuse.
For the record, she WOULD have to get a ride, Maymont is about a 30 minute drive with good traffic, and Richmond city area can be shitty.
No. 368790
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Missed me again bitch!
No. 368839
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>>368830Nope, just these people taking over for Ashley's lying ass in some fucked up SJW bullshit.
No. 368842
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Kaylee here.
I wanted to check the forums again and WOW people still can't believe she's a liar thought she did it?? People like that deserve to be tricked then.
I knew Ash for 7+ years. I met her through an abusive ex of mine. They were dating and he threatened to r*pe me while they were. I helped her out. I told her to get far away from him and been by her side after that and made sure she was okay even though it meant enduring verbal abuse from him after she left him I did that to get her out.
I've held long talks about her with her mom. I had stayed with her at Neko for one year and her mom told me she was happy Ash had met someone like me, and how she wanted Ash to be able to find friends to help her mature and grow up.
I feel like her mom is supporting her habit still in hope of that. Hoping her daughter will find someone to help fix her. Sadly a lot of people, close friends of mine as well, have tried their hardest to do so.
Ash if you're reading this don't ever try and contact me again. I hate liars and deceivers more than anyone else.
OH! I was the staffers she contacted to try and ban people from Katsu. Security isn't even my dept though. She also contacted me trying to become a 'cosplay guest' for Katsu to make said people she wanted to ban jealous. However I've since told them of her plans since I realized how awful she really is last night.
Ash you'll never be anything but a cosplay shit show. I told you several times to take a break from cosplay and focus on yourself. I tried to help you. So many have and you reject it.
You've made your own bed, and you see who I'm with now. I'll never ever let anyone hurt or lie to me like you have again.
No. 368870
>>368842So, I take it you aren't going to the picnic on Saturday?
(Joking, joking) I am sorry you feel hurt; it's tough when you find out someone you thought you knew well and cared about is nothing at all like the person you thought they were.
No. 368873
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>thunderstorms
No. 368878
>>368842 Same an non as post above same fag.
It's really hard to believe that after that long of a friendship that Ash couldn't have just apologised for lying. It's like she's totally oblivious to how many people actually support her.
I see her fb and DA occasionally and she barely pulls 2 'likes/favourites' let alone the number of times she's asked questions and has received no reply.
It makes me wonder just how many people watch/like just to lurk.
It also makes me laugh at how deluded she is about how many fans she has. When in reality very few people pay attention to her online. I wonder if people are just overly nice about her cos play to her face then follow for giggles, it would explain so much
No. 368921
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Brief dump incoming of Ash plotting "revenge" on Akane (Rose) by trying to get into conventions for free
No. 368923
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>>368922Everyone is on their side because you've been outed as an abusive, bullying liar multiple times and tried to make yourself the victim. Meanwhile any time I've seen Akane go public about this she has screenshots and a very calm, dismissive manner about it and owns up to her wrongdoings. Imagine that
No. 368925
>>368921>>368922>>368923This is the definition of immature. She realized she was on the losing side and tried using her friend to get some petty revenge, instead of just walking away from the situation. I don't understand how anyone could stand being her friend for more than week– she blatantly uses and abuses people for her advantage. And then cries when people see right through her.
What a child.
No. 368972
>>368945Honestly, this is the best idea. I love the idea of having an archive of receipts
specifically of her being abusive and lying. Don't forget all of her moronic little stories she makes up for attention, like the pokemonGO kids.
No. 369001
>>368945Can we request receipts? I think it might be helpful to include the Akane and Asherbee story under the Akane Reaper tag. Right now it's just the conversation from
>>368923 posted without much context at all.
No. 369054
>>369009basically ash weaseled her way into akane's cosplay group and continuously dropped the ball and fucked them over
akane tried to be nice asking her to pull her weight and constantly got ash shitting on her (while also sexually assaulting her fiance who's a cis male)
once akane finally had enough ash became pure vendetta chan and has yet to let it go often doing the same cosplays as akane and trying to spread shit about her because ?????? ash
No. 369056
>>369009samefag but also should include the picnic drama with all the shit she said about ty and directly telling people they're not welcome after saying it was a mistake for her to do that
i'm trying to think of other things like rn i can only think of her 'cutting' pictures and her constant fetishisation of lgbt people/pretending to be ~gay~ while she dick rides the cis men she's supposedly scared of
OH and the shit where she pretty much killed her cat by living in filth and never taking it to the vet
No. 369081
>>368839WHO IS THIS ASSWIPE? HEY ANDROMEDA! CANT YOU FUCKING READ?? ASH LIED TO KAYLEE STRAIGHT UP INTO THIS POST! SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO HER EXCEPT ASK WITH WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON?? WHY DON'T YOU GO RIDE ASH'S DICK IF YOU WANNA STAY FRIENDS WITH THIS LYING SACK OF SHIT!
I swear, people like this is one of the reasons why Ash does what she does cause they keep egging her to do this or that.
No. 369166
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>>368774Buh, I wanted to give it a shot, too.
No. 369175
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So she's had this planned for, what, a month (or more) now and she didn't know that there was an Easter Egg hunt the WEEKEND of Easter?
No. 369180
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Ok heres the thing in tys event he has those locations for his event
No. 369182
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But here comes this cunt ashley teying to invade a space after making ty move his event there
No. 369192
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Haha ty found out asked around now she posted this
No. 369193
>>368921>>368922>>368923>>368842Wow, and here I thought you said you weren't going to post again Kaylee.
If you really were her friend for 7 years, then walk the fuck away. What's the point of posting shit here? It isn't going to be farming, it's just going to be you being salty as fuck over non-related matters.
No. 369204
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>>369202Actually she may have learned about the egg hunt because this was posted on the event page. Chill, anon
No. 369205
>>369204Ah ok, I missed that.
sage for samefagging and taking that chill pill.
No. 369245
>>369180>>369182She knows she's doing it on purpose too, probably has been checking his event page nonstop. She kept trying to push the clock tower relocation until finally out of nowhere she made up that excuse about "Well I've been told to stay where we are." via advice/information from literally no one in the event group.
>>369215It's tomorrow and she still doesn't have a ride?
No. 369370
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please some farmer go to the picknick tomorrow and take pictures. im thirsty of milk.
No. 369394
>>369388Best farmer.
>>369370I hope someone does go and documents it. It's bound to be a show.
No. 369478
>>369458Where she works is so dead, though. I can't imagine they make enough to pay anyone that much.
>>369464Ding ding this is the most likely answer.
No. 369677
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>>369662>mixes plaster with a vibratorWhat the actual fuck
No. 369704
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There was too much butt crack the entire time that it had to memorialized.
No. 369710
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>>369704Oh Neptune.
(Please spill more beans)
No. 369795
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No. 369796
>>369777>>369790You know she's just making shit up again for shock value. It's against Goodwill's policies to sell sex toys, they can't even sell underwear. It's unsanitary and very risky.
And, her story is invalid about the woman not knowing what it was. They have several staff members that process inventory into the building and then stock it on the shelves. She's lying out her ass once again with a sensationalized and made-up story to try and get people to gasp with interest, and then give her asspats for "discovering a new method" of working with some material.
No. 369848
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im disappointed. I hoped the picnic would be milkier.
No. 369850
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>>369795fucking pathetic….. like…… wow…..what a joke of a picknick.
also she has the spongebob syndrome. fat torst - not so fat legs/nonexistent ass.
No. 369855
>>369849It was right beside the Japanese garden is some open space since there were so many people there today.
>>369848Sorry, no huge chimp out sessions unless I missed them. I really would have loved if Ty's group had come over. It seemed like they had fun. Too bad they basically got guilted out of hosting there's in a beautiful gardens.
No. 369861
>>369796You're 100% correct. I've worked in a good will warehouse. There are so many workers and many times items go through three or more employees hands. There is no way in hell a vibrator got through multiple hands without someone noticing it was a vibrator.
Unless it was an odd shaped one, in switch case she wouldn't be using it to stir anything. And even then, it'd have to be pretty out there looking.
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WOW! A whole 30 people! Somehow I still don't even believe that. And I don't believe anyone was asking for pictures with Ashley at all. Can anyone confirm? Because all I picture is her alone and shouting trying to get people to notice her.
>seems the screencapping has stopped
lol let's just fix that shall we?
No. 369939
>>369938I imagine 2 different things:
1. There was not food left over because this pig inhaled it all.
or 2. There was in fact a little left over and she took it home with her.
No. 369997
>>369704Dud everyone seriously sit on the ground like heathens? This is why I bring a beach towel at the very least.
>>369746I don't even know Ty but I'm glad he had such a good turn out. I saw a few people posting to both groups so I figured a couple planned to bail for Ty's if Ash ruined hers. Which she did.
>>369777She would do all thus. That's partially why everyone I know can't stand her. She's just too smug about herself.
No. 370039
>>369938She had maybe a solid 20 people show. The only person I saw interested in what was going on was some older lady near the start of the picnic asking Ash about it. And she was explaining who she was dressed up as.
>>369997Eh, sitting on the ground isn't all that bad. People did bring blankets, but there was plenty of nice plush grass to sit in. Ash just happened to sit in a really barren spot with a bunch of crushed dry foliage and leaves. All the shit on the ground got stuck to her leggings.
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To be honest it started as 20 people buly the middle of the evnt it was like 8 people left ahe scared everyone to tys picnic and it was funny
No. 370049
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Ty had a shit ton of people go to his event evone said thay had fun and the people eho excaped from ashleys cow fest said i was super boring
No. 370210
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>>370091i feel the same way too. beautiful poetic justice, even if it's in a small way :D
No. 370263
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No. 370266
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>>370263Wait Anon, you forgot some of the best parts!
No. 370269
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>>370263>>370266I hope you're someone she would never expect, so you won't be included in one of the "friend purges" But these are caps.. So I guess she's going to court now to demand lolcow be DESTROYED
No. 370276
>>370269sage for samefag as
>>370266 but I feel like she might be catching onto me now lol
No. 370284
>>370266The real question is, who would ever want to keep up with what she's doing at all apart from farmers? I don't think Ash realizes just how many of her "friends" are only there for the milk, not because they think she's
so amazing.
No. 370337
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>>370266>I WILL GO TO THE SUPREME COURTlmao does she think she can just personally ask the supreme court to stop the internet bullies, i cant
No. 370366
>>370263>>370266You'd think at this point she would take a step back and wonder what she's done to cross so many people that she can't even purge them all from her friend list despite about 3-4(?) tries in the past month.
But no, not Ash. She blames it on the "mob mentality" and threatens legal action. Never change, Ash.
Also lmao has threatening legal action ever actually worked for a cow? Almost every single one of them tries it. You'd think they'd catch on. Especially someone like Ash who has already tried getting her ED page taken down with no success.
No. 370369
>>370362What I never can seem to understand is how this bitch is such a horrible, petty, jealous, revenge oriented person, that she thinks it's ok for her to do shady shit to get revenge on people she doesn't like, and the moment she's called on it or someone does something even remotely petty to her in return, she explodes. Like, she thinks its ok and will brag and will try and get people on her side and turn them against other people she's targeting. She thinks it's ok when
SHE does petty revenge shit. Each and every time. Why? Why is it okay for her to be shitty to other people, but the second they lash back, it's the end of the world and she's the most helpless victim who has
NEVER done
ANYTHING wrong.
No. 370370
>>370366>>370369If she just wised up, changed her ways, and stopped being this awful to people, she wouldn't be here.
WHEN YOU READ THIS ASHLEY, TAKE NOTE OF IT. IT'S YOU BEING A CUNT THAT PEOPLE HATE. STOP BEING A PIECE OF SHIT TO EVERYONE AND PLAYING THE VICTIM AND MANIPULATING EVERYONE!
No. 370376
>>370369I really don't know. The better question is how she would rather piss her life away with a hobby that she's not willing to improve on and for her to have many people turn their backs on her when she does shitty things to them. I have the same thing she has and I don't even have a car or a full time job yet. But at least I have a drivers permit and work 6 days a week for 27 hours while I have the time to apply for better jobs and I don't spend the majority of my money towards cons that is far beyond my reach since I'm saving it just in case and have better things to spend on. Because of people like her I rather not disclose my disorder since people will assume I act like this child who doesn't act like an adult. People like her actually encourage me to push myself harder so I wont end up like her.
Sage for obvious reason.
No. 370380
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>>370266My boyfriend is a lawyer and knows nothing about lolcow, but after this particular FB post I knew that I just had to introduce him to this thread. After giving him a solid glimpse into the horror that is Ash's life, I showed him this cap.
He's laughing so hard that he's crying at the thought of Ash thinking 1. that she can just fucking waltz up to SCOTUS with a personal issue and 2. that SCOTUS is the driving force behind Internet privacy laws
fucking kek 10/10
sage bc blogpost and no1cares but jesus fuck my sides
No. 370381
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>>370263You're doing God's work, good farmers.
No. 370382
>>370266>>370263sorry sage for samefag as
>>370380 but thank you farmers for this milk. May the universe bless you with nothing but good fortune.
No. 370399
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>>370263>>370266Here, have a little thank you for all this fantastic milk.
>>370315I was about to head to bed but saw this suggestion and had to whip something up. Anyone is welcome to submit it (or remake it/make a better one) if they'd like!
No. 370414
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Who goes to IHOP looking like this??
No. 370522
>>370507You know what, she will never pinpoint the leak. There's more than one farmer in her friendlist, and I believe it's also people close to her that actually are there just for milk.
The only negative side in this is that knowing that she's been capped, Ash could restrain herself from sperging so we could have less milk for a while. Obviously I hope this won't happen, stay mad Ash
No. 370568
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Much as I dislike Ash, I've started to notice Ty Kingsberry is just as bad if not worse since he basically gets obsessively fixated on someone if they even just disagree with him on something.
I lurked around the online community a bit after watching his behavior at the picnic (he just HAD to show anyone in cosplay this site and wouldn't shut up about Ash either) and found several people who confirmed he's been banned from some of the Virginia cons and night clubs for harassment and has at least two restraining orders against him. Respectfully I'd rather not give names since we know he reads/posts here, but dude could seriously have a thread in /snow/ and I may make it if the people I talked to are willing to share conversation caps with me.
Sage for only semi-related to Ash.
No. 370608
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Care to elaborate while you're here, Tyquwan?
No. 370612
>>370608Make a new thread. You're making ash look better by discrediting ty so do it somewhere else.
>>inb4 HI TY hi ash?
No. 370620
>>370614I suggest readying your counter-evidence to post the moment your thread goes up. I don't know if you are or are not a cow but the last thing any farmer here needs is Ash's ugly, smug little fat face screeching I TOLD U SO!!!!!
However I hope she mentions your thread so I have further receipts of her advocating for lolcow as long as it's against someone she doesn't like.
I really wish
>>370616 hadn't decided to shit up this thread. I can't help but think you have some tie to Ash, since you called out Ty for his "hate boner" for her.
No. 370637
>>370568Honestly, I noticed Ty was a cow himself when the whole picnic drama was starting out. He's pathetic to keep focusing on Ash when he should have moved on to. They're both sad cows.
(Sage for OT but I love you K-ON pic so much)
No. 370646
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I read this thread before going to bed last night and had a vivid dream I was back in college in an auditorium and Ash was sitting next to me. I was texting a friend than THE Ashley was next to me in class and she saw and then kinda awkwardly tilted to the side to kick me in the face with what I remember was a very muddy shoe. I woke up because it actually hurt but I think it just was my dog moving around next to my head.
No. 370654
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This is my last post on the subject of Ty (im sorry) i wanna know the person who talked to him
No. 370666
>>370654One of the reasons why Ty is better than Ash
Enough of him though and back to the shit show that is the dragon spirit queen herself.
No. 370674
>>370665But you do sound racist, newfag.
If you look at half of the threads on here about cosplayers, there's always drama surrounding them. It seems to come with the territory.
No. 371486
>>370586Was this Marshall a pretty large dude? If so, he also has a cringy past and I find it hilarious if he lurks here.
Either way, both picnics sound like a couple of messes. I just wish Ash's had more milk. Do you think she'd even care if people saw her buttcrack?
No. 371508
>>370665>I dont wanna sound racist but maybe drama is harder for black people (i dont cosplay)what does that even mean
>>370654>>370661since he lurks here he may just be trying to avoid having a thread created about him by posting this, which is understandable I guess. tbh he seemed sketchy from the start to me. he accused ash of being racist, but did he ever provide any proof?
No. 371571
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Afraid of something, Ty? If all the stories are lies, what do you have to hide? The thread is happening anyway, I've already saved several messages form the community I got before I shared the Facebook here. You're too obvious.
No. 371594
>>371486Yep. That would be the one.
Also probably not. Be glad it was just her asscrack and not a diaper.
No. 371603
>>371593I was wondering if she would try this
this'll be interesting
No. 371634
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Totally didn't come up with it on her own guys.
No. 371677
>>371634"exclude them"
I've noticed this with several cows, you catch them in their bullshit and they scream "ur a booly!! im going 2 the police!!"
Good luck with that lmfao.
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No. 372091
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No. 372092
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No. 372103
>>372091This sounds like one of those statuses.
>>372092Do you think she'll actually do it? I doubt it. She can't stop bitching about lolcow. This is probably a false flag. Well, if she's smart enough to do that. I feel like someone is coaching her behind the scenes.
No. 372925
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No. 372930
>>372927TONY GOING IN HOLY SHIT we've seen him a few times before and he's called out ash once or twice but never to this extent
he's supposed to be a gigantic douche but for once i'm living for what he's doing
No. 372959
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>>372933Sorry, how could I have forgotten?
>1 No. 372964
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>>372963The concluding and origin bullshit
No. 372974
>>372971How does she not feel embarrassed going out in public with her hair and eyebrows the way they are honestly.
>>372970Maybe this has been a long time coming. I know if I were "friends" with ash my frustration would probably topple at some point and I would chimp out on her like this.
No. 373080
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Here's a missing piece of the puzzle for you other farmers out there.
Apparently what happened was Ashley set off Tony's fit with the "don't you dare" comment, supposedly due to PTSD.
No. 373135
>>373080honestly? imho that goes a little too far.
"oh ma gerd you cant say 'dont you dare' because it is
triggering my ptsd"
wat
like if youre
triggered by that you might not want to use the internet and go inpatient?
i despise that
trigger argument.
No. 373174
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Interesting developments, lol
No. 373198
>>373174"That poor kid has been through so much" lol nope.
This is what people should be saying on Ashley's "apology" as well.
No. 373223
>>373135tbh tony seems super hairtrigger to me like
i fully understand being
triggered by words from ptsd bc i get that too but it's like Yikes if you know something like that will get such a severe reaction you need to start challenging it so you don't go aggro on every person you meet who has no idea about your past
like damn tony i understand the reaction especially if you had just told ash about your trauma a few days before but like people forget? you can't go 0-100 like that people can't always walk on eggshells with you you need to work your shit out hardcore god damn
No. 373238
>>373174Full of lies and hate?! We screencap what
she says. Oh wait, that must be the lies and hate that he meant.
No. 373350
>>373238That's the one thing I will never understand. Every single person siding with Ashley, and Ashley herself, claim that this site and the threads about her are full of nothing but
lies.
How is it "full of lies" if everything is literally just a screencap of things
Ashley herself has said??
Literally the
only lies here are the ones Ashley herself is spitting out! Is that what you people mean?! It drives me insane how willfully blind people are! If you people keep babying this lying asshole, she's going to continue treating everyone like shit and walking all over them! Wake up! Call her on her shit so she can IMPROVE AS A PERSON!!!
No. 373405
File: 1492721648291.png (697.35 KB, 937x598, Screen Shot 2017-04-20 at 1.46…)
the lighting and green behind her makes her look like jared leto's joker
some other things:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BS4-wg_geLm/?taken-by=axel_gears looks like the kitchen that had a tree go through it was fixed (something else that ash had happeen and then never mentioned again).
note that she calls it china when anyone with a brain can tell that that's not china. might not even be glass, looking at it.
No. 373472
>>373405bitch is so stupid like if you're so desperate for money for school and cons why are you buying stupid shit you don't need
even if it's like a dollar that's still a dollar you needed for something else
No. 373510
>>373080Regardless of whether the phrase "don't you dare" is considered an adequately cruel enough
trigger by the farmers here, I'd say that Tony was in the right here. If I told a friend that a certain phrase could throw me into reliving traumatic memories and they said that phrase soon telling them, I would react like Tony, too.
It's not "out of the blue" when Tony told Ashley about this just the other night.
No. 373512
>>373510*soon after telling
(God-FUCKING-dammit, right after I told myself I would make any typing mistakes.)
No. 373595
>>373547>she's getting help from all the wrong people (Everyone with a hint of intellegence fled to lolcow). Maybe if thise people left her to her own devices she might actually mature.Problem is, Anon, she refuses help from
everyone and
explodes the very moment she receives the slightest, most gently worded constructive criticism. If someone offers a suggestion or method that
isn't given through direct constructive criticism, she makes up some bullshit excuse, typically involving her parents, about why she "can't" do some simple method, simply because she doesn't want to put in any actual work. Being left to her own devices, she would only get worse. In the end, it purely boils down to the fact that she utterly
refuses to change because she wants to stay a baby forever and be spoiled, pampered and doted upon all while leeching money from her parents and grandfather until the end of time without any contribution to society.
No. 373700
>>373595the thing i don't understand is is that tony has bouts where he calls her out quite frequently and she tries to placate him over arguing with him
i have to wonder exactly what she wants from him that makes her go against her own grain so much even when he's the type that should make her sperg out regularly
No. 373744
>>373700He's her fetish. Real men are too scary, she's never seen with a woman that isn't a crossplayer fulfilling her OTP, FtM transfer are like her holy grail. Yaoi fuel without being an actual biological man and without all the illusions fading away from crossplayers after they've gotten out of their gear/makeup.
If Tony were one of the other biological women on her friends list they'd been blocked months if not years ago and turned into another victim story. If Tony were a biological man he wouldn't be on her friends list to begin with.
The only reason Ty isn't getting the same treatment of being allowed to get away with everything and Ash using their legal name against them is more than likely because Ash doesn't like non-white trans. She's never even had a tanned person in her self indulgent yaoi comics, much less a nonwhite.
Ty may be nearly as big a cow as Ash but I'm starting to think he was right about her being racist. Her family clearly is from her own tales.
No. 373892
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No. 373952
File: 1492819311458.jpg (1.11 MB, 1431x2311, Screenshot_20170421-195933.jpg)
>part 1
No. 373953
File: 1492819358423.jpg (754.15 KB, 1436x1980, 17-04-21-20-00-36-880_deco.jpg)
>>373952>part 2we'll see how this turns out.
No. 373960
>>373744What has always amused me about her mom at least, is she thinks she's a sassy black woman in a white body. I remember her bragging how the "other black women accepted" her.
And now Ashley believes she is a Native American. I'd say her family's views on race are quite warped.
No. 374103
File: 1492862829627.png (540.31 KB, 539x648, NO.png)
So which character is she going to ruin now?
No. 374104
>>374103Hopefully shes just playing the game/ watching a walkthrough.
If she does, my vote is for Noctis or Prompto, but lets hope she doensn't
No. 374172
>>374152She does think that hair style looks good, she has flat out said so.
Apropos of nothing, I always find it kind of amusing when people take teary selfies and then post them to social media. Nothing says depth of feeling and emotion like take time out from your big emotional moment and staging a selfie.
No. 374260
>>374234I never noticed until now but you're right, holy shit those eye bags. If she's really up all night like
>>374119 says, she's going to look absolutely haggard by the time she's only 25 if she doesn't start hydrating and getting a decent amount of sleep.
No. 374276
File: 1492916456269.png (20.68 KB, 633x318, dietmountaindew.PNG)
Same anon as before but just saw this update. Her nocturnal habits, shit diet, and drinking nothing but diet mountain dew is doing her no favors.
No. 374277
File: 1492916528976.png (50.71 KB, 995x413, drama.PNG)
And comments on her picnic blog.
No. 374348
>>374277I haven't seen one photo from Ty's event that had more than 10-11 people in it. I wonder how many actually went? This is probably that psycho Ian or whatever his name is who was posting about getting violent with Ash before.
I wouldn't brag about 30 people though, there was at LEAST twice that many at the picnic last year and previously.
No. 374856
File: 1493003138723.png (13.72 KB, 504x138, 84766107f2d32f3030699c876be68e…)
No one wants to cosplay with you ever, Ashley. You're disgusting and manipulative.
Does this bitch even have a ride yet? Does anyone have news on her shitty panel?
No. 374982
>>374950How does she plan on getting to the con from the airport? You
know she thinks she's "too good" to ride public transport (Marta, bus, taxi). Dear God I just hope she arrives at the airport and gets her piece of shit, stupid ass self stranded there because no one wants to get fucked over trying to give ride to the ungrateful bitch again, being promised gas money and getting none, and being expected to take her back to the airport again when it's time to leave.
No. 375009
>>374856Didn't she say she couldn't go to the ball because it clashed with her panel?
Also, wtf is her Belle dress for if not the ball?
No. 375030
>>375009I've noticed she doesn't wear a lot of her handmade cosplay to cons, most get made to show off online, then forgotten.
The fact she wears mainly a bought cosplay (Aoba) has always seemed interesting to me. Like, deep down, she knows what she makes is shit.
No. 375125
File: 1493036069537.png (392.16 KB, 540x772, Screenshot_2017-04-24-08-12-13…)
Incoming Instagram updates.
No. 375126
File: 1493036096037.png (471.23 KB, 540x768, Screenshot_2017-04-24-08-12-09…)
No. 375127
File: 1493036135076.png (525.39 KB, 540x779, Screenshot_2017-04-24-08-12-03…)
How she thinks this even fits her…
No. 375128
File: 1493036168896.png (501.42 KB, 540x776, Screenshot_2017-04-24-08-11-56…)
Side view is even worse. Looks like it's going to fall right off.
No. 375129
File: 1493036542934.png (273.81 KB, 540x787, Screenshot_2017-04-24-08-20-20…)
Bonus.
No. 375161
>>375159>recognize and acknowledge their own lack of skill only after they are exposed to training for that skillI can really agree with this possibly being her issue because this last bit is so like her.
She claimed being a cosplayer made her superior to her beauty school classmates before she even enrolled. And didn't she go to a cosmetology college before then quit? She doesn't recognize her lack of skill because she can't even make it through training. She shuts down immediately when she starts to realize someone isn't doing a skill her way and she's not succeeding at it by her standards.
Anyone better than her offering help is shut down because she's superior in that skill and can't see that anyone else might be better.
Also explains why for costumes she can't follow the source material. Belle is fine as is but Ash is so skilled and amazing that her interpretation of Belle is superior and thus automatically the correct canon.
I just wonder if she's so into her own head that she sees a character in her own image from the beginning or just adds shit to the design along the way because she likes it better that way. Probably the first one.
No. 375183
>>375159>>375161Someone please frame this shit. Because this is Ashley to a fucking T. The gross part is, when she reads this, she'll be proud of it and start saying that her imaginary therapist who sees dragons too, told her that she has this condition and that she is a special snowflake who should be ~worshiped~ for her mental fuckups.
As for why she's fucking Belle up so much, I think it's that she's making her own
SPECIAL and original design because A, she couldn't possibly make an actual and functional, fitting dress like a competent person, so she's trying to make her own original design to cover up the fact that she can't make shit that looks even remotely like the reference. And also B, she wants to try and catch the eye of some kind of fashion designer with her piece of shit so they will magically whisk her away to the fashion industry where she will have her own line of clothing and be praised and given money for no reason and every man and FTM will fall in love with her forever.
No. 375210
>>375030Now if only she would truly except it and stop all together.
>>375097Lol, who does she think she is.
No. 375418
File: 1493075184348.jpg (345.22 KB, 1413x1390, 17-04-24-15-22-08-719_deco.jpg)
No. 375419
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No. 375426
File: 1493076092606.png (78.7 KB, 750x834, IMG_1419.PNG)
No. 375439
File: 1493077495736.gif (1.78 MB, 500x375, ZjU513C.gif)
>>375418The old one… caught fire?? What did I miss
No. 375443
>>375439Must've caught fire when her phone caught fire in that fire hazard of a room she has.
>>375426>>375437I sent the original email and never got a reply. I wonder if anyone else did but it looks like the message made it through. Considering she got a free badge through paneling they'll probably make her give it back.
No. 375471
>>375419>>375426HA! GOOD! Looks like the staff listened to
our emails.
No. 375479
File: 1493083280764.png (230.5 KB, 750x1042, IMG_1430.PNG)
Guys…..
I have no words
No. 375480
File: 1493083321636.png (1.13 MB, 750x1334, IMG_1432.PNG)
Speechless
No. 375482
File: 1493083364234.png (899.84 KB, 750x1334, IMG_1433.PNG)
?????
No. 375484
File: 1493083414784.png (1.09 MB, 750x1334, IMG_1431.PNG)
……I guess that's the top???????
No. 375488
>>375484What a waste of materials. The use of that trim and lace legit makes me sad.
This also looks literally nothing like any of Belle's dresses, even if you kind of squint. She's doing the same exact same thing she does with everything else (aside from half-assing everything, which she also does), and making what she wants the character to be, rather than what it actually is.
No. 375493
File: 1493084366221.png (784.62 KB, 842x1096, 15_Belle.png)
>>375479This is just a heap of fabric loosely strung together that will be sitting in the corner collecting dust and cat piss in a week. can't wait to see her "photoshoot". It literally pisses me off that someone so fucking stupid would think she has the skill to create a gown like this, and worse she's delusional enough to think this looks good.
No. 375503
File: 1493084840119.jpg (1022.75 KB, 2000x700, IMG_4993.JPG)
Oh look, Firefly Path did a similar design before…Always 100% original, Ash
No. 375528
>>375503Oh my God. You're right. This is exactly what she's trying to rip off. Look at the red flowers sloppily glued onto her attempt at a dress. The shitty necklace pendent tacked onto it. The disgusting attempt at the ruffles and giant quantity. The junky appliques hot glued on. It's fucked up. Stop fucking ripping people off, Ashley. You are the biggest piece of shit, and never have a single idea of your own. You're a fucking thief is what you are. A thief of designs, a thief of ideas, a thief of art, a thief of others' good will, a thief of events, a thief of attention, of others things like wigs and shoes, a thief of room funds, a thief life experiences and mental illnesses.
Stop being a fucking thief, Ashley.
No. 375530
File: 1493091247799.jpg (192.64 KB, 1406x624, Screenshot_20170424-233314.jpg)
Bitch, what shape are you talking about?
No. 375533
>>375530"shape?"
I'm confused, you don't have a shape. Bitch have you seen yourself in your disgusting prego BDSM Aoba pics??
No. 375568
File: 1493098007123.jpg (863.18 KB, 4032x2115, IMG_4996.JPG)
>>375129Looked her up through mutual of a mutual out of curiosity, not surprised she's only played as Tracer because she's ~so gay~, but only 12 minutes played? I guess that's considered enough to claim she's "totally into Overwatch" when she eventually cosplays Mei or something. Hopefully she doesn't cosplay Tracer, can you imagine?
No. 375609
>>375479why she want a beast so badly?
girl stop shaving your beard and shoop yourself in to your belle pics and u set
No. 375626
File: 1493110091114.png (36.27 KB, 750x337, IMG_3819.PNG)
No. 375666
>>375503Wait, holy shit. I'm
>>375205 and that's the exact shop she was trying to send her dress designs too! No wonder! She even copied them right down to the gem on the front of the dress!
No. 375669
File: 1493118448699.png (64.86 KB, 565x328, 1.PNG)
No. 375677
>>375669i'm guessing this is tony again
and she's right back to being short and snappy at people trying to help her lmao
No. 375684
>>375677Yeah that's him. But she still did exactly what he told her to do because
>>375418 says she's remaking it. Anyone else would be blocked immediately. She must want the D badly.
No. 375748
File: 1493132135105.png (28.32 KB, 540x124, Screenshot_2017-04-25-10-53-20…)
Incoming milk!
No. 375756
File: 1493132688378.png (468.77 KB, 540x960, Screenshot_2017-04-25-10-59-18…)
That Trump face. Wish I could record this.
No. 375757
File: 1493132729981.jpg (216.95 KB, 1427x581, Screenshot_20170425-110211.jpg)
Where do these delusions that she'll even gather enough people to run this come from???
No. 375758
File: 1493132821371.png (423.7 KB, 540x960, Screenshot_2017-04-25-10-58-44…)
>>375756God it's so hard to listen to her voice. No wonder she sends voice clips to everyone to torture them.
No. 375762
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She gave up after 5 minutes when I was the only one to show up. All she did was rant that "No one showed up because it's 11am and everyone has work! I just had the day off!!"
Then why go live to begin with?
Claims she didn't steal the Belle design because she loves that brand and some shit about being too poor to make a dress that big. Kept ranting about haters as usual but when I stopped responding she'd keep trying to get me to comment so she definitely loves the attention.
No. 375765
>>375479…But Ash… you look like the Beast.
>>375484Oh fucking lord, those threads. Threads everywhere. Random lace patches appliques hanging off everywhere.
>>375757Aaand who's going to pay for this venue?
No. 375770
File: 1493133783257.jpg (9.85 KB, 245x206, ashley as a dog.jpg)
>>375765>…But Ash… you look like the Beast.You know damn well she doesn't even look a quarter that good. She looks more like one of those "ugly dogs", but violently obese. Look, they have the same teeth.
No. 375772
File: 1493133806163.png (798.51 KB, 912x590, dress.PNG)
No. 375779
>>375769Samefag here.
And if she's serious about this, she absolutely needs a treasurer. Somebody else needs to be in charge of the money or she'll blow it on her cosplays and travel expenses. It's also getting to late in the year. She should spend this year marketing. Since shes so adamant on going to cons, she should get a vendor table and hand out pamphlets and have a donation jar. Someone should also be in charge of handling the venue since she'll clearly go for the biggest possible. There are so many beautiful venues in Virginia that would be appropriate for a masquerade. A nice winery would be perfect. Instead she'll probably pick some bingo hall because it'll house more people even though she'll likely have an attendance of 50, at best. Unless she let's other people do all the important work.
No. 375784
>>375772I don't understand why she constructed this dress this way. The bodice on that type of garment is supposed to be a separate piece, as is the underskirt (if she has an underskirt for this). If she had constructed it the way it was supposed to be, it would hang a lot better since the weight of the skirt wouldn't be pulling at it. I mean, I know she fucks it all up anyway, and again the use of lace and trim in this dress is literally paining me, but there's a reason those types of dresses were constructed the way they were.
Sorry, this has just been really bugging me every time I see her new pics of this dress.
No. 375792
>>375788I'm actually envious. I got to sit through NSP and her singing about dicks and acting dramatically. It was hard to watch.
If she wanted to actually get people to watch she wouldn't do it at 11am on a weekday and actually try to look nice for the camera and show what she's doing, not be braless with her wild mullet fumbling with someone in her lap out of sight.
No. 375796
File: 1493136236810.png (118.22 KB, 750x1109, IMG_4997.PNG)
>>375792>>375794Totally professional view setup for a stream. I'm assuming she's using her laptop camera since it keeps shaking.
No. 375798
>>375794Mate she's not even using a sewing machine. She's handsewing like it's 1605.
>>375796You think she's even wearing pants? She takes costests in her undies so I'd question.
>the alcoholic drink decorWhy is this whole fucking house decked out like Margarittaville? There's a tiki bar, empty bottles on display, flower leis in the bathrooms, and now this.
No. 375804
File: 1493137011238.png (114.89 KB, 750x1117, IMG_4998.PNG)
Totally not lurking, guys! I changed the angle to show my sewing machine an hour into the stream because I wanted to!
No. 375808
>>375804Bitch you weren't even using a sewing machine before! You've been hand sewing since you started!
Can you fucking imagine her using this at 2am waking her parents up and then blaming them for getting upset?
No. 375869
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1/3
No. 375871
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2/3
No. 375874
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3/3
No. 375893
>>375869Is she
REALLY asking why she would steal from someone she idolizes? That's
why she would! People copy those they aspire to become like
all the time.
This bitch is dumb as fuck.
No. 375897
>>375529at least it actually looks like a dress.
>>375765>…But Ash… you look like the Beast.exactly my thought lmao, she couldve tried half-assing that one, would at least have fitted her body and style.
>>375769so much more maturity in brain than ash and that in one single post… oh well
>>375772it actually looks better, but she should wear a corset under the bodice and also the top looks like it was ripped off or aggressively cut off with scissors.
>>375784>If she had constructed it the way it was supposed to be, it would hang a lot better since the weight of the skirt wouldn't be pulling at it.ahh… i wondered why it looked so off. she shouldve just bought a bodysuit and gone from there.
No. 375911
File: 1493151230466.jpg (456.16 KB, 1088x1098, dresscompare.jpg)
>>375869Let's say Ash is telling the truth. Here's a side-by-side of the animated film, live action, Fireflypath, and hers.
Sorry for the huge size.
No. 375915
>>375911samefag but just adding this since the side-by-side is just so insanely obvious who she got inspired by.
Ash's dress:
>lace on bodice edge>off the shoulder sleeves>brooch>roses on skirt>two tier, flower design on bottom tier>decorative lace on bodice>ballgown design2017 dress:
>prom dress design>painted details on tier bottoms>tiers on hips>ruffled? bodice>on the shoulder sleevesOriginal dress:
>off the shoulder sleeves>pearl? gem on bodice>no tier skirt>sash fabric around skirt with pearls?>ballgown designFirefly Path dress:
>off the shoulder sleeves>lace on bodice edge>lace designs on bodice>brooch on bodice>two tier dress>flower design on bottom tier>roses on skirt>ballgown design No. 375997
>>375996It's the same thing as "Well I don't get any positive attention so I'll take the bad kind because it's still all about me" mentality
Toxic as shit.
Ashley, you're a still a shit person. This whole series has gone from just poking fun at you to a gathering of everyone you ever hurt.
No. 375999
>>375125>>375126At first glance I thought this was the underside of the garment and figured "Well that doesn't look to bad, maybe she is getting bet-"
>>375127>>375128aw fuuuuuck whyyyyy
No. 376533
>>375911for one second i thought "what if i something i sewed turned out like this" and i legit felt like crying. this is how bad this dress is. it makes people sad by proxy.
sage for seamstress QQ.
No. 376785
File: 1493234135655.png (540.2 KB, 540x782, Screenshot_2017-04-26-15-09-55…)
Is it really a photoshoot if you're out in your yard taking selfies in a cheap satin kimono you're wearing like a bathrobe? Hope her evil neighbors don't throw tomatoes at her again!!
No. 376834
>>376589She literally claimed to be intersex. Which she isn't. Aka having male and female parts, also sterile/infertile.
She's a girl. You're a girl Ashley. A girl, biological through and through.
You. Are. A. Girl. Ashley Bennet.
Also you never respected Ren's pronouns and continued to call them by their old name. You never apologized for that shit.
No. 376851
File: 1493240812458.jpg (76.89 KB, 540x540, tumblr_op188xpxnJ1rwdig0o1_540…)
Took my wig off since we’re done with the shoot and can I say how much I love Kay Von d’s liner? #katvond #cosplay #benishiguredmmd
So she begged someone to drive her to who knows where just so she could take selfies in a flesh colored shirt, a black binder, and a cheap kimono all while looking so damned smug. This burns my biscuits like nothing else she's done lately.
No. 376854
>>376851Who the fuck gave her the ride????
Unless it was mommy or daddy
No. 376895
File: 1493246429377.gif (471.17 KB, 215x211, dis-gunna-be-good.gif)
>>376007Would be a shame indeed, anon.
No. 376905
File: 1493246938772.jpg (421.03 KB, 1048x827, Screenshot_20170426-184542.jpg)
Watch out! We got Bad Ash over here. Bad is right! She literally decided to go and make another page.
No. 376969
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>>376905Oops. Ash the unoriginal strikes again!
No. 377018
>>376969who labels themselves as "panelist" and "guest"?
>>376905shameless. also that banner makes me want to tear out my eyes
No. 377033
>>376969>>376905She is seriously trying to market off everyone, isn't she? Probably hoping people looking for the more famous cosplayer will stumble on her by mistake and be wowed by her skills and talent.
>>376940>leaving your gmailReally?
No. 377070
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WTF IS THAT SMUG LOOK!? THOSE LIPS!
No. 377246
>>377070kek at random woman in background
also ash is doing a pose that looks like she's supposed to be holding a parasol like standard anime pose but she just
doesn't have one?????
No. 377298
>>377070>cheap ass kimono not even worn correctlyFor fucks sakes, Ashley. It takes 5 seconds on Google to know how to put one on. She's probably wear jeans and ratty sneakers underneath as well to match her ratty wig.
>>377128Really? Explains everything then. Ash didn't even have a kimono in her design for the character to begin with but then suddenly decided to toss on the only one she owns and rush out into public for photos. Unoriginal as always, Ashley.
No. 377322
>>377317She did put the panels on wrong (right over left judging by how the right side is drooping more) and they're situated together right at the obi to make room for the necklace instead of doing it properly and draping the necklace over it. She probably thought she could just take this and turn it into a men's yukata but this is the same chick who drew a cheongsam/qipao and called it a kimono.
Just noticed in the back it's bunched up above her ass and showing off her pants as well.
No. 377323
>>377128Only difference is she was payed to do that shoot. Ash just begged someone to take photos of her. Honestly. I'm getting tired of ash ripping people off.
>>377108She will never leave Maymont alone until they kick her out.
>>377317I feel for you anon. You sound like you know a shot ton about photography. But I gotta say the person in the background and ashes inability to anything worthy of a slightly decent photo just sums her up pretty well.
No. 377330
>>377323TBH, I am not a photographer but when I did photo shoots, I asked questions and read tutorials on good, natural poses. Poses that fit the character and such. How to play to the surroundings for great shots. And a major thing is to not have people in the background of your shots that do not belong. Like the public.
It pays to be nice to photographers. I have the great pleasure of being friends with quite a few around my area. They are a wealth of knowledge from the other side of the lens.
No. 377338
File: 1493296961605.png (333.86 KB, 540x609, IMG_7831.PNG)
>>377328No anon. Her face looks like this.
No. 377461
File: 1493316771317.png (373.23 KB, 500x584, large.png)
>>377458The thing about the DMMD human designs is that there aren't any official ones, but they are all pretty similar. From the cheek designs and whatnot I see the most similarities in a series of photos where this one bird is shipped with… another fucking bird.
Just with added longer hair because fucking why not.
No. 377513
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Her comic updated. Not sure how recent it is.
No. 377519
>>377515You know. If it had (THIS IS SATIRE) on the front page, and was made to be an insult to bad yaoi then I may actually pay attention to it. I like it when people make fun of things that are taken to seriously.
However she 100% believes her stuff is good and is as serious about it as it gets. Which makes it all to cringe worthy. Like this is bad. It's obviously bad. But she things she tube queen of yaoi.
No. 377633
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>>377632She didn't want us to see her magic eyebrow trick. First she makes them disappear and then reappear.
No. 377656
>>377633her makeup is always so
triggering. how can someone be so unaware of how awful their makeup looks
No. 377680
>>377633>my eyebrows are so on pointI MADE THE UGLIEST NOISE WHEN I READ THIS
oh my fucking god, she really is beyond salvation isn't she?
No. 377817
File: 1493354949257.png (50.82 KB, 662x408, WhoSaidShedNeverAmountToAnythi…)
I'm so proud!
No. 377935
>>377817It's so nice to see our Poop Princess get the recognition she wants.
>>377859She spends all her cash on top of the line stuff (Kat von D especially) and then just slathers makeup on a pig with it. Some how she thinks just owning high quality namebrand means the product can apply itself on its own and look like the ads do.
No. 377936
File: 1493382252752.png (217.97 KB, 829x532, ohno.PNG)
>>377935samefag but I just checked her Insta. I'm so sorry everyone.
No. 377939
File: 1493382416114.jpg (25.87 KB, 400x432, 1950s-saddle-shoes-new-400x432…)
>>377936I didn't know what 'saddle shoes' were so I googled and I have no idea how Tracer's shoes translate to this. Then again I don't Overwatch much or understand Ash's third-eye for fashion.
No. 377987
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No. 377988
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>>377987that was my first thought because when i tried looking ash up, I only was able to find the page of that other girl.
She must have been aware of that somehow?
No. 377992
File: 1493392227866.png (14.78 KB, 501x101, 1.PNG)
No. 378032
>>377920>she hates to accept that she's any less than perfect at things and refuses to learn better techniquesOne more time for the people in the back.
Someone please add this to the General Bio section of her next thread in the future.
No. 378037
File: 1493402256964.jpg (178.75 KB, 978x765, Screenshot_20170428-135634.jpg)
This about bio though!
No. 378040
>>378037>super coolyou know saying something over and over doesn't make it true
>level 22just say you're 22 years old good lord
>super gayso that's why you go after cis men all the time right?
>cosplaying 8 yearsand yet every cosplay she makes looks like a first attempt at cosplaying
>you guys get the pun right?it's not difficult or clever ashley if someone didn't get the pun that'd be legitimately concerning
No. 378060
>>378001She doesn't do her own taxes, her parents claim her and do everything for her because Ashley is utterly incapable of doing anything herself.
>>377992Stop. Fucking. Lying. Ashley.
It pisses me the fuck off to no end how she keeps claiming left and right that she's suddenly ending up with all of this money. Unrealistically huge tips (no one in their life would leave a $40 tip for a loud, obnoxious pig that looks like the human incarnation of a trailer park dumpster; let alone a $200 tip she's claimed to have gotten recently), staggering pay raises in a place that does hardly any business to begin with and that she works almost no hours in, mystery college funds that she suddenly never talks about anymore, and now a second refund after she's already gotten her returns and blew them on convention bullshit.
No. 378116
File: 1493409337734.jpg (1.97 MB, 1436x2125, Screenshot_20170428-155253.jpg)
No. 378198
>>378116the thing that gets me is this could actually be good if it just wasn't ash who made it
like if it were tailored/hemmed well she could've actually looked pretty for once because this wig is the only one i've seen that's actually flattered her (tho honestly it could be because it's from far away lmao)
No. 378459
>>378116I'm
triggered that the yellows don't go well with one another along with the color of the wig.
She should have taken the picture closer to the house because the road kind of ruins the picture (besides she, herself, ruining it all on her own).
No. 378585
File: 1493468899513.png (840.21 KB, 834x536, backatthemaymontagain.PNG)
>>378506Welcome back to the never ending madness, my friend.
dumping caps from her locked insta
No. 378586
File: 1493468962938.png (768.41 KB, 837x534, cryptidsighting.PNG)
No. 378587
File: 1493469048208.png (843.91 KB, 831x536, justthinkingboutdrowning.PNG)
No. 378588
File: 1493469240394.png (805.01 KB, 835x541, Xmarksthespot.PNG)
That poor fucked up bodice.
No. 378592
>>378587>>378588>>378586>>378585it's telling in these that all the best shots are taken from a distance away kek it looks fine at a distance then you look closer and you're like oh fuck no
>>378590because Ash's version of Belle obvs~
No. 378596
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No. 378597
>>378596Who is that supposed to be?
Also: More is not better, Ashley.
No. 378652
>>378596Visual overload. You pay more attention to all those flowers she obviously went
trigger happy with… Then you get down to the bottom and… Disappointment.
Much like her existence.
No. 378694
>>378588>>378587>>378586>>378585Nothing
triggers me more than that completely useless, out of place string of trim strung way too tight around the thigh area. It would have looked much better without that stupid thing. Still would have looked like shit, but better.
No. 378952
>>378885But they saved her liiiiiiife!!
She lives con to con (in both senses of the word) because she has no life. This is the only thing that gets her attention and feeds her ego. She'd sooner go into debt until she's 85 to fund her shitshow of self-importance while going to school than do the right thing and focus on school. But hey, then again she's a cosplayer so she's way more talented at doing hair than even the instructor! They should just let Ashley teach the class.
No. 379086
File: 1493584543195.png (18.91 KB, 647x297, poll.PNG)
No. 379088
File: 1493584688477.png (94.73 KB, 585x587, daupdate.PNG)
>>379086Has she updated her DA profile as well?
No. 379091
File: 1493584853719.png (302.68 KB, 415x627, dragonsmaybe.PNG)
>>379088No wonder Ash entertains Tony's shit. They're both lolcows with multiple personalities. Long lost dragon cousins maybe?
No. 379106
>>378586"cryptidsighting"
I love you, anon.
No. 379242
>>379091Sage your shit.
>>379086Huh, she forgot to add "None" as an option.
No. 379352
>>378885to be fair, her story was actually a perfect fit for the segment (i live in the same area). Basically anytime you have an issue like lost luggage, or being overcharged by your cable company where the company does the usual dodging and avoidance techniques and you can't get help, you call the news people and they send out one of the reporters to dig up info/find out what's going on so they can have a little 5 minute segment of not HORRIBLE stuff but shit every day people can relate to that they can air on slow news days.
I was actually thrilled to see the news segment because how many people on this site can claim they've witnessed one of these cows on actual legit tv/news/etc. and stuff xD
sage for putting my two cents in
(xD) No. 379541
File: 1493662610803.png (395.43 KB, 540x779, Screenshot_2017-05-01-14-13-08…)
What did she even do last week?
No. 379548
>>379541god i wish i only worked 2 days a week and went to a fake beauty school so that i could actually enjoy a bath bomb.
sage because i'm saltier than the dead sea
No. 379557
>>379550ugh. ash just pisses me off so much. she works twice a week, doesn't go to school, but acts like she has the hardest most tragic life of them all.
bitch i wish i could un around doing nothing but going to cons and funding my mediocre pursuits on my parents money. like i'm jealous of her in that sense
but she's going to take me saying that i'm jealous of her and that lolcow is just filled with jealouz haterz
No. 379606
>>379557Same dude. Sorry to be OT but I would be lucky to get two days
off a week from work and school. I wish I had the time she does to work on my hobbies and other interests. I wish my parents would accept beauty school in place of a degree. I wish I didn't have to work a full time job at the same time I go to school full time too just to support myself so I'm not a burden on my parents.
Ash has a crazy good life for being 22 and I have no idea how she can delude herself into believing she works hard for any of it.
No. 379705
>>379550i wouldn't be surprised if she's choosing her cosplay over school.
beauty school would actually be really good for her, probably teach her a thing or two….
sage for being hopeful
No. 379773
File: 1493704037010.png (15.74 KB, 508x189, IMarriedADragon.png)
I made the nastiest snort. Bitch no one wants your disgusting eternal child, mullet havin ass. No one wants to be near your sickeningly unwashed body, let alone hold or fuck that. The thought alone makes me retch. Ashley, you'll never be able to have a relationship of get married because you are a complete piece of shit who uses and manipulates people with your bullshit. You just want to marry someone so they can't run away easily, and so you can leech off of their money after your parents die. You're so fucked in the head. Get your fucking shit together and stop mooching off of others. You're the worst kind of fucking burden, and never even grateful for the help you receive.
No. 379775
File: 1493704469280.png (15.43 KB, 511x162, whynotjustburnyourmoneyinstead…)
And then there's this. Who wants to bet that she wants a 3D printer just because she thinks she'll be able to magically press a button and out pops a perfect cosplay item with zero need for skill? Not only would it be a huge waste of money that she SHOULD be using to save for a car, get her nasty teeth fixed, stop leeching off of her parents and whatever other responsible adult things she refuses to acknowledge, but I would laugh my fucking ass off when she fucks the whole thing up because she can't make anything in the software and the machine literally can't comprehend what she wants it to do. She'd be lucky if it even shat out another poop brooch 2.0
No. 379835
>>379773She's not even been in a relationship so who the fuck does she think is going to marry her in the next 8 years?
>>379775One more thing to waste all her money on. I think she actually enjoys being broke and having an excuse to live at home so she can get pity points.
No. 379838
>>379775A 3d Printer? Bitch, your parents can barely afford to feed all of you with all the money you take from them.
A decent printer is at LEAST $600. And then after the print is done, there are touchups and other stuff that needs to be done. My love and I have a printer and it can be a nightmare to maintain.
No. 379885
File: 1493739677007.jpg (947.63 KB, 1384x1989, Screenshot_20170502-113927.jpg)
No. 379899
>>379885Here we go again.
>>379890Think she'll suckered someone into being her Jareth again?
No. 379906
>>379885There will always be people cosplay this way better than you ash.
But why would she remake it when the one her grandmother made/gave you looked decent? You know? The one you entered into Raven con saying you made it then bragged about winning for something you didn't fully make?
Yeah. Stop with Sarah. You will never be her, and the what 3? Jareth you have already creeped TF out will not come back and rub their bulges all over you.
No. 379976
>>378588You know, for all the shit this dress gets, this is by far the best I've seen her. For once, I don't want to tear my eyes out and that hair colour and style really suits her. If you don't look closely, it looks almost nice (though she owes most of that to the photographer/scenery)
So if you're reading this, well done Ash, I think you're improving. Now try not being a complete toxic shitstain of a person.
No. 379991
>>379890If it's Sarah I'm going to throw something. I've been studying that movie, loving that dress since it came out. There is NOTHING with that kind of pattern on Sarah's dress ANYWHERE. It's organza, sheer, pearlized fabric and heavy white satin all the way around with those huge 80's mutton chop sleeves.
I'ma burn something if she uses that damn fabric for that gown.
No. 380040
File: 1493771576617.png (71.66 KB, 751x550, Ash1.PNG)
>>380035Samefag but there's not much to share. She signed up, joined some cosplay groups, dumped some pics, and then stopped using the site.
Her profile about herself is ridiculous though. Incoming cap dump.
No. 380041
File: 1493771596140.png (53.27 KB, 716x529, Ash2.PNG)
No. 380042
File: 1493771611419.png (43.09 KB, 781x505, Ash3.PNG)
No. 380043
File: 1493771660209.png (358.02 KB, 824x451, Ash4.PNG)
And the pics farmer requested. It's all stuff she's posted elsewhere so I won't bother with dumping them one by one.
No. 380051
>>380044I got a bigger laugh out of:
>Female, Not Sure, Transgender-FtM>Gay, Lesbian, PansexualAsh, these things don't match up at all. That's not how it works. You can't be a man-hating lesbian, willing to have sex with ANY gender, and be a straight transman all in the same go.
No. 380058
File: 1493773417582.jpg (81.74 KB, 1024x768, ohlord.jpg)
>>380046Yeah, I think she has to be over 200 pounds. She should really do something about that.
No. 380063
File: 1493775296272.jpg (606.62 KB, 1049x1528, Screenshot_20170502-212135.jpg)
I can't wait til she screws this third Aoba wig up. Good lord!
No. 380108
>>380080It's under "Deal Breakers"
Honestly looking at the whole profile, it seems less like stuff she typed out and more like auto-filled stuff? Like maybe there's lists you choose from and she just clicked on every fucking option there was to sound cool and appealing to people??
No. 380193
File: 1493789806110.jpg (908.58 KB, 1417x1891, Screenshot_20170503-013547.jpg)
Thoughts?
No. 380237
File: 1493793726063.jpg (267.64 KB, 1152x864, IMG_1543.JPG)
I will never join this fandom
No. 380238
File: 1493793797187.jpg (259.28 KB, 1152x864, IMG_1545.JPG)
Looking at her old stuff is like looking at her new stuff,nothing changes
No. 380258
>>380237This whole damn photo is a fucking mess, why are they all so BAD
WHY WOULD YOU WEAR A BELT 7 SIZES TOO SMALL
No Aoba even LOOKS like him besides the wigs!!
No. 380324
>>380051It pretty much sums up the problem with the transtrender approach to sexuality/gender, right?
Gotta collect all the labels to be the most unique!
No. 380410
>>380237How many people in this photo are actual men? I actually can't tell.
>>380251I mean, fit aside, it seems like the most accurate cosplay of the lot
No. 380419
File: 1493842090224.png (154.92 KB, 375x313, 20170503_160744.png)
>tfw the mac and cheese comes out just right
No. 380489
File: 1493854256689.png (163.61 KB, 749x1172, IMG_5038.PNG)
Ash vehemently claims to hate dating sim/harem games, and yet…
No. 380538
File: 1493864562186.png (610.94 KB, 688x462, thatface.PNG)
>>380520Different farmer but here you go. I'm reluctant to transcribe the video right before bed though. I'd like to actually sleep without raging for a half hour.
No. 380539
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No. 380540
File: 1493864730559.png (816.34 KB, 919x602, yui2.PNG)
No. 380581
File: 1493872983779.jpg (22.71 KB, 500x301, Tumblr_md1ijyRxdw1qieyopo1_500…)
>>380538>>380539She got some grinch lips there
No. 380686
File: 1493904478719.jpg (6.31 KB, 272x132, 456789.jpg)
>>380599or properly put on wigs
>that hair net No. 380697
File: 1493908239895.png (25.06 KB, 1321x215, omg.PNG)
>>380599Back when she first started blowing up on/cgl/ her pics got posted in a crossplay advice thread (for men cosplaying female characters) and the results were…
No. 380698
File: 1493908301258.jpg (353.84 KB, 1365x840, 1346184635764.jpg)
>>380697& the picture in question
No. 380707
>>380698I'm laughing so hard because it looks better than her actual shit now. Is so fucking bad, but it's a different brand of bad. How does a person fuck up SO BAD, EVERY SINGLE TIME, and think they have the right to call themselves a "Special Effects Artist" or "Makeup Artist", on top of not receiving any training what so ever?
Take note, Ashley. No one likes someone trying to impersonate something they are not. You are a fucking laughing stock every single time you say that you "do special effects makeup".
>>380540 No. 380718
File: 1493917567229.jpg (950.35 KB, 1409x2262, Screenshot_20170504-130241.jpg)
Aaaaand she butchered it more.
No. 380721
File: 1493917874861.jpg (997.08 KB, 1411x2404, Screenshot_20170504-130941.jpg)
It's actually called stimming, but ok fake-o.
No. 380732
>>380718at this point I think she'd be better off shaving it and starting again, or going to a decent hairdresser in 4-6 weeks and doing what
>>380730 suggested. it's hideous.
No. 380742
>>380718How the fuck can you style a mullet properly?
She looks like a fat, butch Joe Dirt.
No. 380759
>>380718Jesus Christ. No, no you do not "look damn good." FFS.
And your story is bullshit. Quit lying, for the love of God.
I wouldn't even care if you cut your hair in a stupid cut, although I think it is extremely socially limiting– you will not be able to get a decent job looking like that– and is an ugly cut on you, but your lying about the reason why and your "autism" and your "stemming" (ffs, it's "stimming," WHICH YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU ACTUALLY DID IT) is pretty disgusting. And, since you supposedly care about that sort of thing, appropriative.
No. 380767
>>380761Sage for ot but as a cosmetologist, she'll never make it. She won't even finish school let alone be able to take/pass her states licensing exam and it's the easiest thing ever. But yes, even in cosmetology classes you're judged and graded on your appearance because of how important it is for this job. You don't want someone touching your head if they look at hot mess. It shows not only do they not care enough about their own appearance, they're not going to care about yours.
Let's say she does manage to graduate and gets her cosmetology license and managed to get a job in a salon. She won't last a day. She won't be able to handle how rude and nasty people can get. I've had people yell and be mad at me for simply asking how they would like their hair done. She'll have a complete and mental breakdown. I can also see her doing what she wants to someones hair rather than listening to the client.
There's a lot more to it than just curling someones hair, like she seems to think it is. You have to actually be good and have talent to get anywhere in this field which means you'll have to take some harsh criticism, which she can't. At all. And as lazy as she is with everything, there's no way she's going to keep up her license in regarding to getting it updated every 2 years, plus the fees, plus however many further educational credit hours her state requires. So don't hold your breath on her ever being able to step foot in a salon to work, not even as a receptionist.
No. 380782
File: 1493933156919.jpg (76.38 KB, 864x864, 18198988_1473659932701676_8165…)
I always wanted to know if Ash was just copying this person (Pretty well known creature/toy artist, Remjie) when it came to her gross hairstyle.
I mean, even her eyebrows…
No. 380787
>>380721If hair touching your neck bothers you, why wouldn't you just wear it up in a bun then???
Also I actually have seen Ashley stim before. She wiggles her fingers together with her eyes shut. But I have seen her have hair that touched her neck and NEVER saw her rip any of the hair out. She does not stim with her hair. Never seen it.
No. 380882
File: 1493950521336.jpg (75.83 KB, 1916x796, reaction.jpg)
>>380718How can she think that it looks good on her? She might as well shave her damn head since its going to look more horrible once the hair grows back.
>>380721Bullshit! Stop convince people that you're a snowflake in order to excuse your poor choices. You're totally doing this for cosplay.
No. 380901
>>380718She's so terrible at trying to look like a woman, I'm almost convinced she would look better as a man.
She might as well shave off all the hair and just wear a normal color wig full time, especially since wigs don't set off her sensory disorder, eh?
No. 380903
File: 1493955575228.png (1.61 MB, 1048x1549, 20170504_233729.png)
She butchered her new Aoba wig. JFC look how awful it looks.
No. 381007
>>380718I have spd but like… wtf
not quite how it works you can just… pull it out of your face..
No. 381037
File: 1493984560873.png (672.21 KB, 923x583, newcos.PNG)
She changed her FB name for the third time as well.
No. 381163
>>381037>Did you guys know i have a new cosplay page? You should totally go like it!What a pathetic cry for attention, telling people to go like her page. Ashley, if people like it, they will like it. Don't force that trash down people's throats and tell them they should go like it. That just makes people less willing to do so. You're such a needy piece of shit. Stop trying to always place yourself at the center of everyone's attention, and
maybe they wouldn't think you were such a fucking cunt.
No. 381385
File: 1494035363542.png (659.95 KB, 937x602, Screen Shot 2017-05-05 at 6.44…)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTuGKCLgP2y/?taken-by=axel_gearsthis wig doesn't actually look bad on her but it's time for her to butcher it and then continue butchering her real hair
No. 381395
File: 1494036671513.png (147.77 KB, 750x1105, IMG_5061.PNG)
More money spent on shit she doesn't need. She can't cook, wtf is she going to even use the bento for? Not to mention she doesn't even work a job that gives her a lunch break to use it for, the poor thing is just going to collect dust and grime when it's inevitably lost in the landfill of her bedroom.
No. 381446
>>381401>>381405I was thinking the exact same thing. It's so fucking ratty and disgusting. Which, all in all, is actually fitting for her. What I don't get is why she's always trying to get people to come over to her house. How the fuck can she be okay with this? How can she be okay with other people seeing the filthy, horrifying conditions she lives in and not feel embarrassed? She literally cannot blame her parents for this one, because she has squalled on multiple occasions how she flips out on her mom for so much as washing her clothes, let alone trying to pick anything up (despite it being her parents' house in which she pays zero rent or contribution). I'm just so blown away by every picture I see of her fucking landfill of a room. What if someone
did come over and spent the night? Would she throw this ratty nasty blanket over them and make them sleep on the catpiss floor you can't see beneath the trash and makeup? That pig sty warrants a tetanus shot just looking at it! That, or she'd try and make them sleep with her in the bed so she could sexually harass them and later claim that they raped her when the person rebuffed her advances completely. How the fuck does a blanket even get that way? What the fuck was she doing on it? I'm just so fucking
triggered by every fucking inch of her room that I ever see!
No. 381448
File: 1494043564007.png (139.37 KB, 750x1128, IMG_1566.PNG)
No. 381450
File: 1494043848991.png (117.76 KB, 750x659, IMG_1567.PNG)
No. 381451
File: 1494043874878.png (73.5 KB, 750x644, IMG_1568.PNG)
No. 381456
>>381395that is 100% a regular quilt, I have two of them almost 20 years old which look almost identical, sadly
I exclude them from photos though, can't make that shit look good
No. 381496
>>380718Ash is mentally retarded, right? I mean, she seriously has intellectual difficulties, doesn't she? She has to. That's the only reason she would do this to herself, think it looks good, then photograph it while throwing a smug smirk that indicates she is very pleased with herself.
She looks like she needs to be in a supervised home. Feed a toddler a packet of Skittles and it could slash out a better hairstyle with a serrated steak knife.
No. 381536
>>381456Same.
Sage for frugal practicality.
No. 381571
>>380718Smh I just said this a few days back
>>380326Why are you doing this to us Ash?
No. 381646
File: 1494110647104.png (82.69 KB, 750x697, IMG_5066.PNG)
This from the person who has bragged about having a conceal/carry license and knowing where her parents keep their gun. Which is it, Ash?
No. 381691
>>381646Why is she even in their room to begin with? In her cat stalking videos she's constantly going in and out of their bedroom to film.
Who doesn't respect their parent's private space like that?
No. 381718
File: 1494122215368.png (136.88 KB, 749x1104, IMG_5067.PNG)
>>381646Now it's gone. Anyone catch if there was a chimpout in the comments, or did she just delete because no one gave a fuck?
No. 381753
File: 1494128372921.png (237.23 KB, 750x958, IMG_1573.PNG)
Which one is new???
No. 381785
File: 1494140385560.jpg (97.28 KB, 680x680, IMG_5071.JPG)
>>381784Why the absolute fuck would you buy that shit second-hand?!
No. 381827
File: 1494156326790.png (515.6 KB, 672x571, wtfisthat.PNG)
I have no idea what this is supposed to be.
No. 381828
>>381827Looks like sleeve and bodice of Sarah's ballroom dress? I think there was some speculation about that, looks like that's probably correct.
Ashley's treatment of lace makes me really sad.
No. 381980
>>381827if shes doing the labyrinth ball scene dress again i will lose my shit
look at that lace ripped straight off a 90 old lady's curtains, and the un-matching taffeta sleeves… the threads hanging from her side are not unexpected.
i am angered
No. 382013
>>381980Server says it's the labyrinth ball seen dress.
Please proceed to loosing your shit.
No. 382067
File: 1494212483040.png (485.37 KB, 540x852, Screenshot_2017-05-07-22-59-00…)
This can't be Sarah.. can it?
No. 382068
File: 1494212512354.png (424.49 KB, 540x853, Screenshot_2017-05-07-22-59-04…)
No. 382069
File: 1494212533482.png (419.94 KB, 540x856, Screenshot_2017-05-07-22-59-12…)
No. 382084
>>382067Everything about this is so fucking horrible that I just can't help myself but to laugh. Normally I'd feel bad and wouldn't laugh at someone for making shit like this, but since Ashley is a piece of shit and literally cannot accept even the gentlest and smallest piece of constructive criticism, I don't give a fuck. This is horrible. From the cream lace and the white fabric, to the fucked up seams, the tugging, the partially seethrough material and what in the fuck is even going on with the bodice I don't even know. How can she possibly think this looks go? If she just took her fucking time for once and did it slowly, made sure everything was right, it would probably look good. But no, she rushes everything and slobs the fucking shit out of it. I'm so fucking
triggered. She thinks everything is perfect on the first go and will never try to fix something she fucked up. I bet she's never seen a seam ripper in her life. The only seams she's ever ripped are from when her disgusting pig body can't be contained.
No. 382086
>>382084>the partially seethrough materialYou know she's incapable of applying the effort to line something.
>The only seams she's ever ripped are from when her disgusting pig body can't be contained.I FUCKING KEK'D
No. 382140
File: 1494245373173.png (419.41 KB, 540x777, Screenshot_2017-05-08-08-07-11…)
Is it supposed to be see through?
No. 382219
>>382140The color difference between the lace and the material is just so drastic, that it made me think back to her Belle fiasco with the materials that are super off and the hair color so unlike Belle. I'm starting to wonder if this cunt is just picking up anything and saying "good enough", or if she's fucking colorblind because how can she actually think this IS "good enough" unless she can't even fucking see it.
Now I'll bet every last one of you money that she'll read this and within the week, she'll be claiming "Oh my God guys! My imaginary doctor said I'm partly colorblind! Isn't that such a special snowflake thing to be!? Please pity me immediately and give me credit and praise for making it this far in life with such a
crippling disability! Wahhh give me everything I want on a platter because I can't fully see color!"
No. 382231
>>382213It looks like it might be Casa satin… it's pretty thin but is actually pretty nice if you know, line things so they're not see through. But then again apparently Ash can't figure out that one layer of white fabric isn't enough.
Honestly I'm more bothered by the random center front dart that she did instead of taking it in from the sides. How lazy can you get?
No. 382408
File: 1494301650651.png (Spoiler Image,703.67 KB, 636x950, HERFUCKINGNIPPLE.png)
>>382068Is that fucking chest hair stubble where her cleavage would be if she wasn't going all pancake titty at the moment? What is the hell is going on with
every seam here? Each one looks like it has a different problem! What in the fuck is happening to the sleeve on the left and the nicotine lace being pulled over with a hole under it? And jfc that material is WAY too dangerously seethrough. I pray she does something about it. No one wants a repeat of that shit that happened with the Serenity(?) dress and the nipslip, or the equivalent of a wet t-shirt.
No. 382559
>>382068>>382408>>382525>>382532As someone who used to be a disgusting uncleanly fuck in 6th grade, I can confirm those are definitely black heads. Seeing those things there back then is what sent me into hardcore clean - I can never have another zit or blackhead on my skin again mode.
It's most likely worse inbetween her breasts, so be happy we're not seeing that.
No. 382568
File: 1494351491151.jpeg (57.51 KB, 700x424, cushings-syndrome.jpeg)
>>369850That looks like Cushing's Syndrome, which now that I think about it, Ash has quite a few traits of Cushing's. Could just be a hormonal imbalance though.
No. 382578
>>382568Shit, you're right. She does seem to fit a lot of the criteria. Now I'm curious. I would love to hear what a doctor would diagnose her with if anything, if she actually went to see one that wasn't a dragon-seeing imaginary therapist.
inb4 Ashley suddenly starts claiming she has Cushing's and using it as an excuse to be a slob blob.
No. 382630
File: 1494364519567.png (872.64 KB, 937x599, Screen Shot 2017-05-09 at 2.12…)
ash's newest OC
https://www.instagram.com/p/BT3TvH6gRWa/?taken-by=axel_gearsalso the person commenting, their cosplay and art is 100x better than Ash's lol
No. 382638
File: 1494365116824.jpg (144.27 KB, 640x960, 1431231008569.jpg)
going through her old threads and LMAO at her claiming she had PCOS
what happened there, Ash?
No. 382644
>>382638This'll explain her 'my cyst burst at work' claim from a while ago
Ashley keeping up better continuity than most TV shows
No. 382662
>>382644Ruptured cysts must be taken care of by a doctor. A cyst can be a sack of puss or infection. What happens when one bursts? Shit everywhere inside you. Making you sick and could very well kill you.
"Cyst burst at work" My ass. I've got those fuckers and it's hard as SHIT to keep them under control even with medication
No. 382663
File: 1494372123438.png (585.48 KB, 921x548, makingOnisionproud.PNG)
Dropping some Insta posts.
Considering all I see her drink is Mountain Dew, I really doubt she's suddenly drinking Fiji. She just saw it becoming trendy and begged her mom to buy some.
No. 382666
File: 1494372236646.png (688.72 KB, 928x588, confirmed.PNG)
Yep she's making a shit version of Sarah.
No. 382692
File: 1494378806206.jpg (67.46 KB, 540x540, tumblr_opplx0gyqO1rwdig0o1_540…)
Another update
No. 382769
File: 1494390933728.jpeg (50.83 KB, 640x640, 18380091_430099804033531_43960…)
oh no! what is you doin baby??
No. 382770
File: 1494390957533.jpeg (50.12 KB, 640x640, 18299729_452211141786545_41664…)
>>382769>Well all that's left is to make the under garments and to style the wig. Ah she's gonna look so nice.on what planet is this finished, baby??
No. 382819
>>382770what is she doing WHAT IS SHE DOING I'm so fucking
triggered by that dress.
No. 382821
File: 1494411669358.jpeg (188.39 KB, 1007x635, seemslegit.jpeg)
>>382714Her grandmother? made it for her so I'm not sure why she's "remaking" it unless my suspicions are true and she basically crams all her costumes into a corner somewhere for them to get dirty and stained with cat markings. That's what she does to her wigs. Her Sarah wig is in the background of some of her room photos looking like a rats nest in her window.
No. 382823
File: 1494412655204.png (525.92 KB, 542x575, cap.PNG)
Why you lurking, Ashley? Thought you said you didn't pay any attention to the haters and now you're taking skincare tips from us.
No. 382827
>>382821oh my god seeing the side by side of her dress vs the original is sad the quality difference is astounding
just using brocade and shitty rhinestones won't get you to the ornate level of sarah's ballgown ashley
No. 382899
>>382823holy fuck her hair. Now that she shaved the sides all the volume is just at the top front of her head giving her the most X-treme female mullet.
All she does it waste her money on cheap wigs, I'm surprised she hasn't just shaved her head entirely and wearing wigs everyday. I would rather slash and burn my hair and wear cheap wigs on the reg then wake up to that shit.
No. 382957
File: 1494445913909.png (617.12 KB, 924x590, killme.PNG)
Thank goodness her Instagram isn't locked down so I can just link instead of transcribe.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BT7CGosAMdn/?taken-by=axel_gears
>Up here I used some refurbished lace from an old wedding gown a friend gave meSo basically nothing could be saved from her original dress aside from the nasty unwashed lace so she took that instead?
No. 383006
>>382957her voice always confuses me…. she could be a podcaster or radio host. if you don't see her face or know her back story I find it pretty engaging.
saged because im scared of the hate this might recieve lmao
No. 383008
>>383006Maybe if she learned proper grammar, timing and not use "uuuuuum" all the time.
Sad thing is, this girl can improve if she wished. But she's chased off all the help and people that cared about her. Now the only ones left are the ones who kiss her ass and enable her to be such shit.
No. 383075
File: 1494474389776.jpg (538.96 KB, 1034x1516, Screenshot_20170510-233504.jpg)
SHE'S STILL GOING TO MOMOCON YOU GUYS! I can't wait to see more prego cat piss smelly Aoba pics.
No. 383099
>>383008>Sad thing is, this girl can improve if she wished. But she's chased off all the help and people that cared about her.That really is the sad thing. She could improve in a lot of ways, but she never will purely for the fact that she
refuses too, because she already sees herself and her shitshow as perfect. She refuses even the nicest constructive criticism, tutorials, and advice, and instead only wants things her own way and only sees her insane or stolen ideas as brilliant moneymaking schemes until they inevitably flop and she pretends she never went down that road. She has the potential to be good and look good, but she would rather stay a dirty, whiny child forever, leeching off of her parents and others, lashing out at everyone who doesn't agree with her, and shitting all over everyone while eternally playing the victim. As one of the people who was tricked and tried to help her in the past, I have zero sympathy for her anymore. You can't help but give up when the bitch is drowning in her own shit and wants everyone else to pull her fatass out while she doesn't lift a finger. Fuck you, Ashley. Enjoy parading around in your disgusting, fucked up dress and mangled wig while everyone cringes at you.
No. 383159
>>383099For real.
She has a few creative hobbies which she's had total dedication to for
years. Art, cosplay and sewing could have pulled in
so much cash and attention by now if she'd improved on a normal curve over that time. She's not fundamentally ugly either, just one of those people who really needs the right styling. She has the advantage of having a lot of time and money to toss around.
The one and only reason she isn't the cute, popular, talented person of her own imaginings is
her own decade-long shitstorm of nasty attitude, laziness and refusal to take advice or look critically at herself.
I can absolutely see why people end up falling into the trap of trying to help her, because the workings are all there and if you chipped away the thick outer layer of bullshit she could really get on the right track. But I guess that thick outer layer of bullshit is also a nice little shell that protects her from reality and it ain't going anywhere if she has something to say about it.
110% lost cause.
Sage for taking this shit a bit too seriously
No. 383168
>>383159>not fundamentally ugly eitherthis is what really bothers me too - all of her aesthetic problems are completely fixable like
>get hair cut and fix teeth>learn to sew and style properly>lose weightnot to mention her personality problems too like every single one of her complaints Can be fixed she's just too lazy to even try and it bothers me so much
No. 383262
File: 1494542707725.png (600.34 KB, 656x575, cap..PNG)
She tossed some more of Margaret Palermo endorsed Swavorski crystals onto it and called it done. She has a wig but it's probably so ruined by now she's just tossed it out. Either that or she's so hoarded in her room she can't find it.
No. 383265
File: 1494543066833.png (535.06 KB, 540x960, 1481822000721.png)
>>383262Found her Sarah wig and the headdress but suddenly she needs both. Yeah, she definitely lost it in the hoard since this pic is 4 months old.
No. 383317
https://www.instagram.com/p/BT99Ao_g7qZ/ oh boy can't wait to see what a mess it'll be
people are recommending Tracer and Widowmaker and I want to see how baf she'd fuck over both
No. 383318
>>382662Ovarian cysts can rupture with no issue.
Source: I have them and was sent away from the OBG saying nothing was wrong with them rupturing. It's if they don't and grow to large. Then they need to do something about it.
No. 383379
File: 1494592914916.jpg (81.87 KB, 1168x551, widowmaker.JPG)
>>383317i'd like to think this is a veiled insult.
No. 383399
>>383379>nobody suggested RoadhogI feel like she'll try Hanzo or D.Va. Widowmaker or Tracer would be fucking hilarious though. does she even play this game? if she's deep into the fandom she might go for gay ships but idk, mchanzo gets a lot of the attention so maybe she'll do Mccree too. it'd be easy for her to not try very hard, but she'll fuck up no matter what she does. she won't do reaper or 76 obv, but they're the only other "popular" gay ship I can think of.
sage for slight fujoshit sperging
No. 383404
File: 1494605825848.jpg (137.46 KB, 540x540, tumblr_optu7pb9X41rwdig0o1_540…)
If any one is going to Momo please take pics.
No. 383443
File: 1494612210768.png (54.05 KB, 1080x300, 20170512_110152.png)
I guess she's chosen already. Sombra's design is pretty complicated; she's gonna fuck it u0 so darn bad
No. 383464
>>383462Lmao this, I remember rooming with friends who would bring 7 or 8 cosplays, 2 of which would still need to be finished in the room. They'd spend the whole time sewing and running to photo shoots, and the room was a shithole in minutes thanks to them. I have a feeling Ash is like this.
Sage for con blog
No. 383466
>>383462>>383464I know three maybe four is standard depending on how many days the con lasts and if there's a special event like a tea party or ball type thing. I do also know people who have been able to manage two in a day, changing while they eat lunch or before a photoshoot.
I guess that would depend on how quickly one can get out of one cosplay and into another though, and I'd imagine Ash can't move her lazy ass that quickly or she's so simple she'd get distracted as all fuck by the shiny shit she adds.
sage for kind of con blog
No. 383986
>>383697>>383717Farmer from
>>383670 again. Yes, it's really worse than I can possibly describe. The smell of her luggage is awful like mildew, pee, and sweat. She never bathed once the whole weekend, which was the worst of all. I'm not sure she even used deodorant. As soon as she gets in the room, she drags
all of her cosplays out of her luggage and throws them all over the beds, floor, and every available surface, leaving no room for anyone else's things and stinking up the bedding. Her trashed and crumbling makeup is always strewn
everywhere, and I'm pretty suspicious that she steals other peoples' makeup if she thinks they won't notice. I had a few things mysteriously go "missing" after my misfortune of staying with her. I want to say that I would try and room with her again for evidence, but I don't ever want to go through that weekend in hell again. She also snores like a tractor, so even when she finally does go to sleep, you're still getting no peace. She's loud as shit and wants to keep everyone else awake while she's awake. If you have food, she'll beg you for it until you give her some like a damn dog. If you have the misfortune of being in her vicinity when she wants to eat out somewhere, she will stiff you with the fucking bill. I'm actually not the only person this has happened to, and can confirm at least two others. She'll say she left her money somewhere, or her most common excuse for everything, that her card isn't working and she says she'll pay you back. HA! Never happens. She will do this for room charges, too. So anyone who's thinking of rooming with her for lulz and evidence, be warned and lock your shit.
No. 383992
>>383986I will never in my life understand girls with bad hygiene. Like, how do you live? If I go without a shower for 2 days, I feel grimy as hell. I always shower at cons too (every night) because it gets musty in the room if you don't, not to mention your costumes get dank. Her entire house must smell awful. Did her parents teach her nothing?
I cannot imagine rooming with someone like that. Thanks for the info, anon.
No. 384001
>>383992>Did her parents teach her nothing?I think they tried desperately, but she's just so damn pigheaded and stuck in her eternal child mindset that she just refused to learn anything. She pulls with them the shame shit she pulls with everyone else: at the slightest critique or instruction, she chimps the fuck out, screaming and crying and kicking, and refuses any advice or suggestion whatsoever. Have you seen how she treats her parents? It's a nightmare, and I feel bad for them. They're tacky and far from great, but being family with Ashley would drive anyone to insanity.
The worst con experiences of my life all have Ashley at the center. She's ruined so much stuff for me and I would
love to say more, but I'm trying to remain out of her radar for a while longer.
No. 384043
File: 1494739489316.jpg (1.09 MB, 1434x2201, Screenshot_20170514-012345.jpg)
No. 384046
File: 1494740758575.jpg (21.61 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg)
>>384043That……… hairline…………………..
No. 384084
File: 1494753497468.jpg (58.48 KB, 640x440, 130725-beth-dog-bounty-hunter1…)
>>384043sarah is lookin like dog the bounty hunter and his wife had an ugly dark-haired child
No. 384130
>>384043Labyrinth nerd back again… This makes me SO mad. Sarah's hair isn't a tangled mess, it is curled and fluffed all 80s style.
This is a fucking rat's nest.
No. 384143
File: 1494786752108.png (439.54 KB, 540x850, Screenshot_2017-05-14-10-10-27…)
Is he the worst most abusive dad ever who's making you want to kill yourself or the coolest chills dad ever? Make up your damn mind.
No. 384145
File: 1494786888110.png (477.78 KB, 927x601, Capture.PNG)
Who fucking impulse buys contacts from a beauty supply shop? Enjoy going blind Ashley.
No. 384146
File: 1494787005970.png (709.09 KB, 922x526, Capture1.PNG)
>on some really good placebos
>really good placebos
No. 384163
File: 1494788925109.png (389.67 KB, 626x309, bad wig.PNG)
>>384043all things considered the wig is better than it was out of the package. it's no sarah, but she went from tommy wiseau to trailer park mom which is a slight improvement.
No. 384168
>>384145>>384146She is confirmed for retarded…
>buying cheap contacts at a random shop>heey guyz, i'm high off these placebos! haha boobs!1wtf..
No. 384196
File: 1494795657404.png (615.38 KB, 745x576, Capture.PNG)
Color me fucking surprised.
No. 384219
>>384196Olive Garden? big fucking spender.
Also, is she wearing only lipstick with…no foundation and no other makeup? Who does that??
No. 384264
>>384219actual question: is it really strange to wear only lipstick without any other makeup?
I only wear lipstick because I don't like applying makeup so I often don't wear anything other than the stuff on my lips.
No. 384330
File: 1494824082290.jpg (361.97 KB, 978x1205, Screenshot_20170515-005226.jpg)
This is Kagome's skirt? Wtf?
No. 384332
File: 1494824299609.jpg (561.51 KB, 977x1208, Screenshot_20170515-005311.jpg)
>>384330To the Inuyasha cosplayers who are going to Momocon, watch out for this cow. This Kagome cosplayer is gonna make herself known that she's the best, just like Aoba. It's ironic considering she never said she was bringing Kagome.
No. 384348
>>384339I laughed at this shit.
She does look batshit insane with the bright red lipstick and that terrible haircut. Olive Garden is pretty nice to take your mother out for Mother's Day. No one has to be super fancy, I'm just hoping she actually did pay for the dinner, and also kind of hope she took photos of her mom and gave her other gifts. for all we know, the dinner is just to feed herself, and bringing mom along is just to say "hey I took mom out", her taking a photo of just herself at the Olive Garden (instead of one with mom or of mom) speaks volumes. She's self centered as fuck and want asspats.
No. 384353
>>384330I know she's bad at pleating, but damn. Soft floaty fabric never works for school skirts - plain cotton holds pleats, looks good in cosplays, comes in every color under the sun and is dirt cheap. What the
hell is this. Lern2fabric, Ash.
No. 384524
File: 1494885924868.png (103.52 KB, 750x746, IMG_5104.PNG)
>>384437>>384485Aside from her crush, it's also because it's apparently popular again, and we all know Ash loves a good bandwagon to get attention.
No. 384525
File: 1494886047534.jpg (18.08 KB, 400x270, 15621783_1273767806027632_2511…)
>>384524>curves>my hips will not be lyinggod save momocon
No. 384556
>>384524>>384547>"I narrowed it down guys!">"I won't change it again I swear!"kek bet you she'll change it at least once more before the weekend.
>ALL MY FUCKING CURVESRolls and huge, bloated, sagging gut are
not curves, Ashley. Not even a single part of your body is incapable of lying, and your waist doesn't exist, even with a corset.
No. 384558
File: 1494892937995.png (16.47 KB, 1070x209, ashley.png)
>>384524>>384556I wish I could see an image of the body she THINKS she has in that delusional fucking brain of hers. I just can't even fathom it. Sad thing is, if she just set herself to it with all that free time she has, she has the potential to look good even if she was like, 165lbs. Instead she'd rather be like 250lbs or what the fuck ever and look like a bloated dog carcass on the side of the highway because the dragons say she's already ~perfect~.
No. 384563
File: 1494893741180.jpg (105.28 KB, 400x359, IMG_5107.JPG)
>>384525>>384556>>384558Just imagine all those rolls in this flute dress, farmers…(couldn't find a better image of the dress, forgive me)
No. 384584
File: 1494898753749.jpg (95.62 KB, 720x960, IMG_5108.JPG)
>>384563Why imagine when we have this to show us what to expect
No. 384638
File: 1494913718297.jpg (473.74 KB, 1042x1595, Screenshot_20170516-014707.jpg)
Anyone gonna give her some helpful advice during her ask event.
No. 384678
>>384332oh no
I'm wearing an InuYasha costume.
No. 384885
File: 1494976836316.jpg (214.07 KB, 1440x665, Screenshot_20170516-191704.jpg)
No. 384909
>>384885placing my bets on her making a status begging someone to be widowmaker's husband sometime within the next two months
>in depthok but how are you even gonna do half the shit from overwatch or even find settings to suit them like. this requires professional level shit and we all know that's way out of your league
No. 385048
>>384219>>384264>>384351OT but i also wear lipstick without a full face of makeup. i don't have shit skin or a smug puncheable face like Ashley though. and i know to put some fucking mascara on to balance out my clown mouth. ergh.
sage for gb2 makeup thread.
(blog) No. 385686
File: 1495161138010.png (192.26 KB, 504x815, 126d279084b6de86c16b76a3cd0e05…)
>Their room is a disaster, help them clean up.
>Do their laundry for them.
Literally two things Ashley SCREAMS about when someone (her mom mostly) tries to do to help.
Ashley, you just want someone to fucking take care of you and do everything for you, feed you, clean up after you, etc. Shut the fuck up you lazy, piece of shit pig.
No. 385688
File: 1495161277691.png (12.93 KB, 504x111, iwouldratherbarf1.png)
No. 385691
File: 1495161401057.png (18.65 KB, 507x211, praisebe.png)
Good news for Labyrinth lovers! I bet she put the dress on and ripped the seams or fucked that wig up so bad she can't wear it lol.
No. 385695
File: 1495161549868.png (362.06 KB, 511x647, greasemachine.png)
Some things never ever change. And just look at all that grease. I bet she hasn't washed her hair once since before this picture.
No. 385725
>>385690i'm pleasantly surprised that she realizes her work is worth at max 1$
i'm still forever baffled how she thinks any of those are good enough to use as representative examples of her work. i don't understand how she thinks any of those are good in the first place. her eyes and her asshole must be reversed
No. 385920
>>385709Sage for blog, but I can kind of see what the post is trying to say in the sense of maybe if you're dating/married to someone with depression. My partner and I both work full time, but on days I'm completely drained he'll take care of a few household chores I usually do.
But in Ash's case, you're on point. Her parents already do everything for her, the only space she's required to care for is her bedroom and we've all seen what a nightmare that is. That's not depression, that's years of being too lazy and disgusting to take care of your shithole.
No. 385943
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No. 385947
>>385686>>385709this af
reading this list i was super disgusted because if anyone tried to do that for me i'd bitch them out for invading my space lmao? it's so coddling to me like no i know my space is gross but don't fucking touch it? that's My Space and i'll deal with it myself god damn
sage for somewhat ot but ash blatantly just wants this bc she's a lazy pos who doesn't want to change as a depressed person you have to accept your space is shitty and either live in it and keep it to your damn self or change it it's no one else's business or burden
No. 385977
>>385947Exactly this. Even if I was at a very fucking low point I would be extremely embarrassed to even entertain the thought of someone else doing my shit for me and treating me like a fucking toddler. Like where is her sense of personal responsibility? I can't comprehend how being 22 fucking years old and not being able to drive, cook, clean, do laundry, or go to school on a consistent basis or work a full time job doesn't make Ashley feel the slightest bit ashamed of herself. Like ffs I'm more independent at age 19 than she currently is at age 22.
Sage for angry rant
No. 386028
File: 1495236188503.png (753.58 KB, 640x1136, IMG_0260.PNG)
Those dark circles under her eyes though. Maybe you should try and work on getting adequate sleep before drinking tons of coffee if you're all concerned about "muh mental haylth"
No. 386097
File: 1495251700466.png (1.06 MB, 640x1136, IMG_0261.PNG)
Ffs learn how to stay within the lines when you color
No. 386102
File: 1495254378490.png (674.77 KB, 812x596, Screen Shot 2017-05-19 at 9.25…)
>>386097beat me too it but here's the final version
No. 386191
File: 1495262090952.jpg (122.53 KB, 473x596, buttchest.jpg)
>>386102>lower right arm 25% longer than upper right arm>lower left arm 50% as long as lower right arm>collarbones so detached from body it looks like she's wearing a bad drag breastplate>eyes on totally different planes of existenceshe can't possibly be even drawing a stick figure underneath this for the most basic of anatomy purposes. so much polish on a turd…
No. 386331
>>386191>random white space in the hair dye to lazy coloring>derpy eyes as usual for Ash, and extremely uneven eyebrows- guess they mirror how she does her own eyebrows irl>messy lines as usual for Ash- can't tell where hair end and background or dress begins>huge ass hands that were most likely traced>way too much going on in background, like Ash, please learn how to add some contrast so people know what they're looking at
God, the longer I look at it, the worse it gets
No. 386336
File: 1495286269478.png (247.64 KB, 2399x2317, fb.png)
>>386191>>386331Ash's drawings are garbage but you sound pretentious af and your redline is shit lol
>>386200that's an outline png. She wouldn't be able to draw something like this in a million years.
No. 386499
File: 1495320738601.png (23.9 KB, 240x272, IMG_0268.PNG)
So here's who she was supposed to be drawing. I have no words. If this was the pose she was trying to copy, idfk how she managed to fuck it up so badly. Or the hairstyle for that matter.
No. 386572
File: 1495328456780.jpg (150.77 KB, 1439x626, Screenshot_20170520-205753.jpg)
No. 386575
File: 1495328762018.gif (497.99 KB, 500x236, IMG_0269.GIF)
>>386572This should be good
No. 386577
>>386499So, basically, her drawing of this character is once again her imaginary version of what she thinks the character should be, not what it is.
Also, I am with the other anons, I honestly thought her drawing was a trans person.
No. 386582
>>386336you're quoting two diff anons there, friendo, i'm only
>>386191 i also never intended for my redline to be an improvement? i'm just highlighting the wonky-ass anatomy that's covered by hair/arms/clothing to underscore just how bad it is under all that polish. i'm sorry my 5 min MS paint job didn't please u senpai
No. 386931
File: 1495426575416.png (566.48 KB, 501x820, CHOOCHOO.png)
Here comes a new trainwreck fresh off the rails!
No. 386933
>>386931oh girl what the fuck is you doing
As if it can't get any worse there it is
Doesn't she know that the viewers she gets to YouTube are just there to watch her trainwreck?
No. 387018
>>386974But she's got a condition!
Seriously though how is she going to get away with this at work? Surely they draw the line somewhere.
No. 387020
File: 1495460888421.png (130.91 KB, 350x291, IMG_0270.PNG)
>>386931Wow, Ash, great job getting the intricate details of that haircut down. The resemblance is so uncanny.
No. 387088
>>387036Not that them throwing a spazz made any improvements the last time
Ash needs to be sent to one of those weird spoiled kids camps where they force them to be self sufficient
No. 387095
>>386931>planning on using natural hair for a cosplaybitch fucking bye how long have you been doing this? literally everyone knows natural hair cosplays end up looking messy unless you go above and beyond to make your hair look exactly like the character
it's amazing how someone can cosplay for so long and yet everything they do looks like they started yesterday
No. 387118
>>386931Oh Ashley.
You know, you actually sort of cute in some pictures and with some hairstyles. This is not one of those hairstyles. The shaved head look is not your friend and I wish you would stop fixating on it. And you do not look cute. You will never, ever look cute with a shaved head.
No. 387619
>>386931Are those…Did she draw on shaved stripes with the brush tool?
And if not, what nth dimension of reality is Ash living in that she can fuck up her own head badly enough as to make it look like an actual botched photoshop job?
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No. 387688
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Who's ready for "sue that airline part 2?" Also, any idea if she's gonna attend AMA?
No. 387936
>>387768Not defending Ash, but you can meditate and smudge and not be Wiccan. Js.
>>387922IHOP is good shit when you're drunk at 2am. Other than that, it's cheap and sugary, so that's why Ash likes it.
No. 388116
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Correct me if I'm wrong but, aren't the point of placebos to NOT know you're taking one in the first place?
No. 388130
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>>388116>melloGet that mello placebo, Ash.
No. 388147
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>>388130Maybe Mello will be her next shitty cosplay
No. 388181
>>388116>>388141both anons are correct
placebos are given to patients in studies who have no idea the meds are actually placebos to see the reactions between the test group and the control (the ones getting the placebos)
however medical ethics require everyone entering a trial to be briefed on what the people are testing for w the medicine so the people in the placebo group (thinking they have the actual meds) will start to feel the effects bc their brain expects the results and so will make them
even still it makes literally zero fucking sense for ash to say she has placebos she's probably spouting out medical nonsense especially considering
1) meds for mental illness take a minimum of like 6? weeks to actually show something's fucking happening
2) when something Does happen it's Not floaty zen. meds do not have the ability to do that full stop what ashley is describing is ~A Placebo Effect~ where she's so uneducated about what meds actually do that she thinks that's what they should do
signed: mentally ill anon who's been through 6 separate medications and has a doctor for a sister
No. 388185
>>388141That's straight baffling.
Regardless, my bet says she's greatly overaggerating the effects. She's describing it as though she just popped half a Xanax.
No. 388187
>>388181Yeah, that's what I thought too.
That's exactly why I thought that's not how it works because of how long other meds take to actually show major effect. She's a fucking liar as usual
No. 388200
>>388197extremely likely
she may have actually taken something and wants to seem intelligent in front of people so used a Big Medical Word that she doesn't know the meaning for
No. 388217
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If there was ever a sign to stop prioritizing conventions…
No. 388223
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>>388217And she didn't even pay for her own plane ticket. Her family seriously needs to stop enabling her.
No. 388232
>>388223oh i thought she was stranded. she hasn't even left on the plane yet. i take back what i said in
>>388220. there's no reason to be scared. it sucks but at least she's not stranded in a strange city. she should have paid her deposit on time. doesn't she usually collect the money from her roommate in advance? why is she paying so late?
No. 388288
>>388217Isn't she usually in charge of rooms?
If they cancelled it then shouldn't she be giving her roommates back their money? Yet, we know she already spent it all so I wonder if she'll pull the "they took the money we need a refund!" because she's so money hungry.
This just seems like a huge scam. She's going to beg to stay with people for free or with a promise that she'll pay them back eventually.
Some other money emergency will come up before she gets to Momocon, I'm sure of it.
No. 388496
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>baited
kek. Way to go using another phrase you don't understand and can't even spell correctly.
But it IS a fucking sigh and you SHOULD stop going to con, or at least start prioritizing the right things in your bullshit life. Stop pissing and moaning and act like a goddamn adult.
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>>388496At least her mom is in the right frame of mind.
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>>388496Well, she still seems determined as ever to go to Momocon. Wonder what her current room plan is…
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No. 389064
>>388867>a deposityou mean THE deposit? the one you didn't pay in the first place and how you lost your room??
you are so fortunate they took pity on your soul, jfc
No. 389068
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>>389039To me it looks like she's sweating profusely
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>>389074Makes sense that the person willing to room with Ash would be equally as bad at, if not worse at cosplay than her.
No. 389655
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Eyebrows looking like those fake mustashes
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Kek
Her teeth
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>>389739Forgot to add photo
No. 389828
>>388868if i hadn't seen everything on here and all her awful cosplay and makeup and just her personality and social media presence
i would honestly think she's cute except for the butchered top part of her hair
like this is a decent photo
and then i saw the photos of her in makeup and cosplay further down again and OH GOD
she's hopeless if she's this fucking horrible at something she loves so much and doesn't even improve or seem to be aware of how totally, abysmally shit she is
No. 390190
So I've managed to envounter Ashley not once, but 4 times during Momocon so far, and oh my God is she cringy. I had the misfortune of being smashed in an elevator with her twice, and saw her on the con floor the other two times. I wanted to get a picture but I was almost certain she would catch me taking a picture. She was so extremely obnoxious and loud that I couldn't even handle it. Smashing into the elevator, she kept telling "Everyone make friends!!" at the top of her lungs. Even though I was in the back, I could smell her breath and just wanted to barf it was so bad. Whenever I saw her on the con floor (she actually ran up to some of my friends and did it), she would run up to people who were talking, interrupt them, and tell put the most awful jokes as loud as she could even though there wasn't much noise. She kept saying things like. "What do you call a pig in the middle of the road? A road hog! (and laugh at her own shit joke)", and at every Final Fantasy cosplayer (I kinda tailed behind her for a little while on Saturday), she would tell "Hey! Have you ever tried Kentucky Fried Chocobo?!" over and over. She drooled disgustingly over every Overwatch cosplayer (one reason my friends and I were trying to hide from her) and got really creepy with people in general. At one point, I overheard her saying someone tried to grab her ass but there was no one around her except this one poor exasperated looking cosplayer I kept seeing her follow around off and on, who was the person she was telling the story to. I'm still trying to snipe a picture of her through the crowd without noticing me. Her pregnant Aoba really lives up to the expectations, too. Ugh.
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Great, now she's hanging out with these poor souls. I hope they make a run for how obnoxious she already is. And seriously, all the selfies I've seen has been mostly pregnant Aoba. That cosplay has gotta be musty and wasted by now.
No. 390466
>>390307jesus it's exactly what i expected tho
god she's so awful is it because she's genuinely truly autistic? there was this girl with asbegrers in my class in middle school with ZERO awareness who was dreadfully obnoxious as mean as that sounds like just beyond obnoxious, like this reminds me so much of her. they'd make good friends tbh
my best friend almost told her i watched anime too and i was like holy shit no do NOT tell her. she was true weeaboo trash. harassed our poor male japanese exchange student.. No. 390492
>>390470she's absolutely on the spectrum but the thing is you can be on the spectrum and have no one notice
it's the fact she's on the spectrum and makes no effort to act otherwise she uses it as an excuse for her behaviour when it's pointed out instead of trying to correct herself
No. 390667
Here's the thing that I don't get. Conventions last two, three days at most. Then it's back to reality. Sure they are a great escape. But they're also a great deal of money for just three days if you add travel, hotel, food, spending money.
She's always complaining about not having money for things. Let's say an average convention costs 1000. Room is around 500 per person (she usually rooms with atleast 2 people) for the weekend. You use 300 for travel. And 200 for food and extra. Even with the room mates. That's 1000 dollars, Ashley, you could have saved for your car, school, getting your own place, idk life.
But she keeps pulling these conventions out of her ass like some sort of kiddies magic show mommy payed 20$ for. So all that money is literally going to a 3 day annoying fest for anyone around her.
Oh excuse me not all that money because most isn't even hers. Her parents fork over a good bit to enable her constant convention going. What was it, her grandfather payed for her last flight ticket?
I'm just so done with this bitch. Wake up Ashley! Life isn't conventions and fan fiction! You are an adult. Start acting like it. And stop claiming your problem on other people, because it's your irresponsible reckless childish behavior that is ruining your own life.
Sage for I'm fucking done.
No. 390779
>>390576to but more about the asbergers weeaboo girl
she was so obsessed with yusuke, our male japanese exchange student. he was really cute and a senior and spoke very poor english. she had been leaving love letters in his locker like a cringey anime and when he caught her he yelled "HOMO" because the boys thought it was fun to teach him words like that and he just sorta said it in his surprise cause he was super uncomfortable with the letters. it was the funniest thing that had happened thst whole year - we still joke about it and we are 23/24 now lol