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-Onion is dying from a tumor and a horrible skin disease! He really needs them kids' lunch money to ~survive~!!!!
-Is still making shitty content
-TomatoBiscotti still hasn't gotten his collab with Onion as of yet, but he's patiently waiting u guiz!
-We see up close Greg's aging process over the last 7-8 years (pic shown above)
Fullscreen has terminated their contract with the Uhohbro channel and now Grease resorts to making a new one, effectively abandoning Uhohbro and thus releasing "Onion Son"
-He still had to pay alimony (haha)
Moar milk to come, stay tuned!
Previous thread: >>>/pt/378857
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He's "accidentally" deleted most of his forum members and topics.
Whether he uses this for a fresh, "family friendly content" start remains to be seen. Based on his whole "uncensored edgelord vids for Patrons!" angle I kind of doubt it, but it's interesting that he's got rid of some rather incriminating evidence.
Loving the abandonment of his fans
Loving the lack of concern or care
You can delete everything Greg, but the Internet and government always remembers ;^)
I predict he'll make a patron-only forum in approx. 5 hours
Yes, they are. The archives were made in the hopes that YT - or more optimistically, law enforcement - would make use of them. Neither seemed to care. But they do exist.
I think Greg just thinks he can make a clean break and everything will be like it was for him 7-8 years ago - except he's not changing anything about his behavior, or the videos he makes. He's just making new channels to do the exact same thing, thinking he's being clever and staying a step ahead of YT.
I remember that too. Private forum on onion.xyz for Patreon donors or something.
It's possible that he couldn't figure out his forum software's options for private forums and access.
is plainey still on younow??? >>383005
don't namefag fag
Na, she just logged off.
she's more energetic and talkative lately.
She always seems to be like that when she does broadcasts/videos on her own>>383012
Nothing much happened, it was just a basic Q&A really
OP's image, fucking kek>gregs only okay pictures are where hes doing the "fat girl angle shot" coupled with make up and lighting, in the rest he either looks like a neanderthal or emo dad
My goodness gregs fans are really thick as shit to fall for the "onision is attractive" meme, fucking kek
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grease's head is almost twice the size of plainey's jesus
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he looks like fucking frank from always sunny when hes wearing funeral makeup for the beauty pageant
I didn't need to see that.
Put on some fucking pants Lainey, this is now the second video you've been in where you're barely wearing anything, it's sick.
Had some responses to posts from last thread:>>382912
Also I still want a comic or something of that greentext anon posted about Taylor staring into a fridge full of Fiji.
Just throwing that out there.>>382910
For someone who's gone through rampant pedo accusations, why would he keep doing shit like using very sexually suggestive thumbnails of younger girls? What the fuck. I hate that he gets away with this shit.
Because, I know, sex sells. Ugh.>>382907> "happy, awesome & fun" are perhaps the least likely words anyone could use to describe gerg's unending stream of diarrhea over the past decade.
I was eating while reading this and almost choked on my food from an unexpected laugh. Fantastic way to begin a post, anon. And yeah, he's fucking delusional. FUN, AHAHA. Even Taylor probably wouldn't agree with that.
I'd like to actually see what she'd write as descriptions for his channels and videos, as well as how long it took for her to write it, of course.
lol, i guess being three hours south does make a difference, cause I'm in Portland freezing my tits off.
sage for irrelevant
It's probably more because she feels "Taylor" isn't anything special, it's a popular name for both girls and boys and she wants something more unusual for a girl because it'll make her stand out more.
Just like the agender, poly, bi, smol spaceprinxe bullshit.
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How did this happen? Well there's a saying in my country that bad weeds never die…..
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Oh boy here we go
Wonder how Dani felt. Probably didn't even notice Plain's slight irritation.>>383007
Same. I don't understand why they think a married couple with children is something enticing to a bunch of preteens. I don't understand how preteens find a married couple with children enticing.>>383032>>383039
I'm fully convinced that he's using Plain's foundation now.
That Tomato character is a real dunce. I don't understand how his wife could let him shill out all this money weekly on top of that $1k he pledged, knowing that they both are in dire straits. He is completely irresponsible. I may have overlooked it, but do they have kids? If so, he needs to sit his ass down and rethink his priorities. Get a job, and think of YouTube as a hobby before trying to make a career out of it.
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Welp,he is really dumb. Onion will suck him dry.
>>383206>Spending $1k a month on a random, washed-up youtuber who made a patreon because he is FAILING
Fucking idiot. Did he really pay him $1k twice or is he saying that he only paid for one month for one collab so far?
Meanwhile, Onion is desperately trying to collab with Shane and whoever else.
I doubt Ladyboy felt anything… she's Grease's fan, she just likes/follows Lainey by proxy because being friendly to his wife gets her on his good side. She asskisses everyone who is remotely related to him in some way, Sarah, Mercedes… even Serena.
It's all a too obvious ulterior motive to try and get an invite to la casa de la grasa… she wants his microdick.
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I would kill to see this video/break down of him canceling onision speaks… lmao
Read this as >vegetarianism is a shit diet in general
shit got me triggered
. On that note, I have never ever seen so many processed faux meat shit in someone's pantry like Greggles have. I highly doubt that Lainey and him even know how to cook other than heat shit in the oven, or make sad pancakes. Their kids are gonna grow up on premade food and tofurkey.
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GodDAMN, watching her do her brows triggers the fuck out of me. She's pressing that brow pencil down so hard, it's creating these dark, bold lines when you're just supposed to do small, soft, short strokes with the pencil in the direction of the hairs with some soft lines on the top and bottom edges of the brow to make them look more defined. You don't PRESSSSSS that shit into your face. Goddammit, Lainey.
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People that give me money for shitty content > People with a brain
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He's so desperate for gratification from numbers on the internet.
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not drawanon but this made me laugh
>>383241>names her child after a youtuber>>gets pissed of when said youtuber doesn't notice her
Yeah this bitch is really something.>I don't want hollywood
No, Gregma. Hollywood doesn't want you. At all. Not even to play a pedophile.
It's most likely because onion renamed her to something he liked better. He seems to be the one who likes his gfs/wives to have speshul names (skye, shiloh, billie) and Taylor was too boring for him. He even pointed out in that video how much he liked billie's name, so its probably a thing he cared about. And lameo will change her whole identity for him to marry her and stay with her, so she started hating her own name.>>383245
Man I feel bad for her. I'd hate to know that I gave such an asshole so much power and money by getting him into youtube and helping him become popular on there. And she got screwed over out of the fame and money she built up.>>383241
Was she supposed to just do my drunk kitchen for the rest of her life? Lol. Then she'd really become onion making the same content for 9 years. And she seems to still post on YT, just not daily or anything.>>383235
Oh lameo, thank you for being so uninteresting and plain. It really has helped the downfall of onion's channels. Have fun being stuck with the ugly old man after his YT career dies.>>383172
i'm not really worried about him getting that much on patreon. If his youtube channels continue dying in views and subs, that means he isnt gaining new fans. And the fans he has now will eventually grow up and not want to spend money on him anymore. He will probably still have some dedicated fans, but if hes not getting new fans, it will constantly dwindle. Lets just hope his youtube channels stay dying.
Yes, absolutely. Sounds awesome.
Also, urrgh, I'm jealous. I've been trying to find a tablet that's compatible with my chromebook, but I'd have to install Linux first and, being the least tech savvy person ever, I'm super wary to do so.
This isn't a thread for tech discussion, stop derailing.>>383235
She actually did a stream that wasn't related to Gerg in any way? Wow… I wonder how long she can keep it up for.
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Not draw-anon but I thought it was really funny !!!
Yerba mala nunca muere?
Holy fuck you are really talented…I wish I could draw. Well done anon!>>383302
Right?! Same fam. KEK
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His patreon dropped by about $900 overnight. Looks like one of the big donators backed out.
It was the guy who'd paid to collaborate with him.
And greg has lowered the cost of a collaboration to $750
I think that guy is rather mentally retarded, I don't think he knew that he was going to be charged again for another month and thought it was just going to be a one-off payment.
It wasn't until yesterday that someone bought up the collaboration and asked if he was doing it twice, then today his second payment has been withdrawn.
This guy shouldn't be trusted with money, fucking hell… looks like he pisses it away on the regular.>>383402
Either that, or he realised yesterday that he was still being charged when someone gave him a little heads up about it on Twitter.
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Sounds about right. Greg told him to withdraw the payment
Grease hasn't said shit about it until that Trump patron bought it up earlier. Yesterday >>383206
somebody asked if he's doing two collabs and simultaneously lowkey informed him that's what he's technically paying for… then only today it's been withdrawn.
If his lord and savoir said anything about it sooner, it would've happened sooner… the only direct thing he said to Tomato-idiot about the collab was something like;
"Don't you think it'll be rather expensive paying for the collab on top of paying for a hotel and flight just to make a video with me?"
Tomato-Idiot replied that it wouldn't be an issue and Grease just shrugged and shut up about it.
So no, he can't take credit for that.
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Grease finally discovers avocados after being a "vegetarian" for a decade and is currently binging on them.
Grease doesn't realise that avocados are really high in fat and will make him put on even more weight if he doesn't exercise or eat them in moderation.
This can only end well.
I'm wondering what his wife thinks of it all, I'd hit the roof if I found out my spouse was spending up to 2k to meet up with some z-lister from YouTube for one measly video.
She's probably a fan of the Grease as well, that's the only explanation I can give for it… I don't think Grease has any intention of paying for anything, the guy sounded like he insisted on paying for the hotel and flight.
Yeah shiloh was fat but, he goes back and forth between calling women who are fat still attractive and healthy to make his land whale fans feel good about themselves.
I think shiloh was the peak at what he would accept but, at the same time most likely used it against her constantly knowing how he is. He might have made an exception for her too because she was a singer and wanted to be known for dating one etc. I don't think he took his relationship with her as seriously compared to lainey and skye, she was just a money and drama cow to milk, literally.
You for real?
Though I've seen her wear skirts on his Haters United skits
"if shane dawson can get SOOooOo enormously fat, then so can I! it must be what's making him revenue."
(i dont think shane is fat, btw.)
On the contrary, I think his biggest obsession has been with Shiloh and I think you could make the argument that he 'loved' Shiloh more than anyone before or since. Doesn't mean he didn't fucking destroy her, and while drama was
the prominent visible feature of his relationship with her, I think that's because he realized that it brought in more views (gief money plox) than he'd ever seen in his life. Kind of fucked up to think about, but you could say that it was actually Shiloh who made him famous.
Without her I think he may actually have faded out and kept on doing his shitty websites and his retard ghost hunting indigo child so spesh crap while his mom gave him the occasional full body/handy.
sage for bp
dude, watch any shiloh vid vs. any plainey vid. they def had some chemistry and it was obvious that she was obsessed with him. she was also kinda childish and the younger fans maybe liked her infantile bullshit because of it.
though, greg drove her insane so i don't think her infantile bullshit was entirely on her. i don't know what she was like before greg, reliable enough to start a music career at least.
I disagree. Yeah they had chemistry but saying they love eachother (or he loved her is a little too far fetched), he was
very abusive to her; he shaved her head, stopped her singing career as soon as she got with him, humiliated her countless times, had her sleeping out in the hallways by his door, etc.
Yeah, he loved her alright.
Shiloh definitely helped keep his shit videos afloat. She'd always star in them and actually had a personality. Plainey is helping it die, so shes good for something.
I think onion loved how billie was always down to be in his videos and didnt complain about being shy and needing to put on makeup like lameo…and actually would smile and laugh. He would have loved to replace lameo with her and it would have helped his bank account, so im glad that flopped.
Oh yeah, definitely about Billie… he wasn't just in love with her, but he saw her as a cashcow that could pull in a lot more subs than he could ever do on his own; she was young, pretty and trendy whilst his youth and popularity was fading fast.
If Sarah was similar in personality and looks to Billie, they would've fought a lot harder for her to stick around regardless of the pedo accusations. It was easier to get rid of her because she had nothing to offer, she just sat around the house all day in onesies being his emotional punching bag and scouring the internet for what his "haters" had to say about him… she was a dead-weight and even Lainey payed her little attention whilst she living there.
Can you get internet while in jail?
I understand this was meant to be funny, sorry if I ruined it!
i have no idea actually!
he'd certainly be blowing up his twitter during / after court though lol
As far as I know, depending on what you did or where you are, you can have internet time. But it's heavily monitored both by guards in the room and people watching internet activity.
Grugly def wouldn't be able to groom teenage girls over jail internet. I'd also imagine they'd get sick of watching the e-begging so they'd claim it to fall under something fraudulent so they could stop giving him internet access.
I remember that and I remember Sarah bragging on her Tumblr that she got a debit card during her stay there, so he was definitely paying her for whatever it is she was doing for him…http://hr.uw.edu/ops/hiring/employment-of-minors/
This is interesting to note as her school would've had to of been notified of all of this as well, did he actually complete any of these requirements for her employment?
Also, the way he was mentioning being audited soon made it sound like it was a bad thing as well, he wouldn't even mention it if it wasn't an issue.
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From their instagram, Some farmers were completely right, Lainey has aged terribly and well, onion is busy looking like a twat as usual.
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Can't help wonder if he'll mention the "fan club" from eugenia richie and jaclyn
Why do they always have the creepy couple who will murder you in your sleep look when they take selfies together. >>383523
yeah i dont think he was into sarah all that much lol. Especially when you put her up against billie.
And after onion called her plain, sarah bleached her hair and hinted she wants to dye it pastel pink or some shit. I feel like she still has hopes to join in on their weird trio, but hopefully not since she said shes never been in a relationship. How fucked up would it be if her first relationship was a weird poly bullshit with a psycho and lesser psycho.
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Fun fact: Onion at one point used his wimminz "lady-needs" as props for his videos.
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In regards to his past claims that he has BPD back during the "AJ saga", he doesn't and never did; so that can finally be laid to rest now.
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Flirty flirt flirt flirt with Dani
Gotta keep her money rolling in and at the same time using the few fans he followed to look like he interacts with fans and cares all of a sudden after years of bashing them lmao.>>383600
And a few years ago he said he had BPD. Him saying he does or doesnt have BPD apparently doesnt make it true lmao. But yeah we already know its not BPD. He has NPD.
Lol calm down.
Shiloh owes no one - certainly not internet lookie loos, not even Greg - blood tests and proof and sworn testimony. Enough of it is true and provable that arguing about the rest is certifiably retarded.
Thanks, she has me blocked.
I reckon if he can't find another teen alternative girl by summer/autumn, he'll end up desperate enough to invite her to the mcmansion for greasesomes at some point; she's so thirsty for it.
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I'm loving that none of the last two rows of videos on his main and speaks channel have hit 100k. Especially his main channel. 3 week old videos not even hitting 100k on a 2mil sub channel haha.
Why are you derailing this thread about old milk, not saging your posts, and arguing about the one thing Shiloh can't prove? Either you're Greg and you're salty, or you're salty and salty. Move on.
/sage for no further derail
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Lmao plain didn't even like it how fucking sad
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Only a matter of time.
And I recall in one of her recent broadcasts her saying she gets a lot of emails asking to date her, but shes too scared of being hurt.
Shortly after, tweets about making this video. Yeah, shes just looking for the perfect one that they can fool into their trashhold and that she thinks she can keep a leash on to not steal her precious gergles away.
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Cows of a feather flock together, moo!
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Has anyone seen her shitty "Makeup Artist" photos yet from her MUA Facebook page? Pic related. What the fuck is this shit.
The thing is, it's totally transparent and obvious that Ladyboy has little to no interest in Lainey… you can even feel some slight rivalry and thinly-veiled tolerance in their sparse and brief interactions.
Ladyboy is thirsty for oniondick, she never even went out of her way to converse with Lainey until Grease added her to his follow list and they began talking… if she ends up at the mcmansion; it's just going to end up like the previous situation with Billie and Lainey will be locking herself away crying whilst thinking up ideas on how to turn Grease against her.
>>383633>>What the fuck is this shit.
What the fuck indeed. That makeup is BAD, like you take the photo, critique yourself, delete the pic, wash off the makeup, and try again, bad.>>383636>>her contour is so low her face looks fuckin' square or something. does she have a jaw deformity?
Yeah, the makeup is bad - but she's really unattractive, and does have a "special" look about the jaw area. Photoshop maybe? Otherwise yeah, it looks like bad / 'tardy genetics. She's also got an awfully creased forehead for being what, 20 or so? She and Greg have that in common, I guess, along with an undisguised need for public attention.
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Lainey looking for compliments and Ladyboy does not provide, kek.
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Is she for fucking real?? The average American her age makes around $28,000 a year and she's asking for over double of that - for doing NOTHING.
Get off your fucking lazy ass and use that degree for training and experience in the field you got it for, she disgusts me to no end.
Haha, thank you, anon!>>383322
Yes and thank you! A decent amount of people want to draw it, myself included, so I say we all do our own versions and the winner gets some worthless internet asspats and a fleeting sense of purpose in this emotional wasteland of a life as the prize.>>383633
Guhhh…as an MUA, I feel bad just straight up shitting on her work, but…oh well.
Her contouring is a mess, so much so that it actually confuses me. If you dunno what you're doing, look into a mirror, take note of where the shadows/light naturally fall and use that as a guide. Instead, it looks like she was winging that shit with only a bit of help from a Pinterest how-to she glanced at 3 months ago. Like that contouring by her temple? Good lord. Plus, cheekbone contouring 101: applying too high is always better than applying it too low. Good job creating the illusion of bone structure, dear, too bad it just happens to be the bone structure of an ugly dude.
Fucking blend your crease, apply the goddamn eyeliner all the way to the fucking lash line, don't…just, whatever you do, don't do your brows like that. Ever. Learn how to use lipliner and lipstick, also, learn how to pick shades that aren't just flattering for your skin, but for your current look, like, the fuck is this? "Washed-Out-Fakeboi Fuchsia"?
For the love of god, apply some blush.
I really, really think Lainey is negatively influencing the young Tumblrina's of the internet, this is some straight up Plainey fuckery. It's depressing, it's genuinely depressing as fuck.
Did she used to have acne?? Do these people never wash their faces and sheets or something what tf is going on
Is Plank vegan too? Sorry for personal but I've been vegan for 10 years and after watching it ruin cows I'm reconsidering it. It might just be their awful lifestyle/eating out tho…
Neither are vegans, they're vegetarians. Lainey is severely anemic, however, to the point where supplements don't cut it (and they eat like shit, all processed fake meat products, frozen food, no fresh produce.) Greg screams at her when her doctor makes her eat a piece of fish for a couple weeks so she doesn't pass out; he, of course, knows better than any doctor, and omg Taylor you just aren't trying hard enough.
He makes her live like he lives (multiple hot baths / showers each day; fucking him multiple times a day; eat like shit; etc etc). When he made Billie get on his lifestyle, she, too, suddenly looked like shit and had awful skin. So whatever Greg is doing, it fucks up everybody's face / skin / looks / life.
They're both "cheese pizza vegetarians" but Lainey is the only one who eats fish.
Grease tried being vegan in the middle of 2016 in an attempt to impress his vegan mistress (Billie) at the time but couldn't hack it for more than a week or so and went back to stuffing his face with boco burgers smothered in veganaise.
Yeah, he's never exactly stuffed his face with a bowl of fresh bok-choi and king oyster mushroom quinoa… but you get me.
It's just -his- shitty diet and lifestyle, he shouldn't put anyone off for being a vegetarian or a vegan just because he's a failure.
the low income for a 4 person family is 54k in pierce county and 79k in king and Snohomish county… it's actually ridiculous how expensive it is to live here. I live in Puyallup and we just got another sales tax hike and car tab hike. our sales tax alone is 0.099%. I couldn't imagine living off of 28k a year here.
saged for voting financial talk.
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If this was any other youtuber, I'd feel bad for them. But since its Greg I'm just all pic related
>"I'm a professional makeup artist and photographer!">Has 4 different 'looks' in her portfolio
Why why why why would you want to make your already gigantic forehead and droopy lids appear bigger? She looks so dry here. Also, please try to get your eyeliner to actually line your eyelash line, white gaps like that are so visible.
This Dani is for sure a cow, I personally love
her desperate attempt at getting Gregma's attention.
Veganism as a diet isn't going to ruin you. If you plan a vegan diet properly, it can actually be very good for your health.
What "ruins" most vegans is their shitty attitude and militant propaganda. If you've been vegan for 10 whole years, feel pretty good, and have no deficiencies, it's serving you well. As for your attitude, I know nothing about that, so self-evaluate as you see fit. I've been vegan for 4 years, and it's actually helped my chronic health issues (I have an autoimmune condition). I definitely was a member of Radical Veglam for a year or so, but since abandoning that attitude I've had no complaints.
tl;dr - Eat how you want to eat, just don't be an asshole about it.
That is outdated information. The USDA now puts no limiter on saturated fat and doesn't consider it a heart disease risk factor.
Plus there are now numerous studies that show it is not a correlating factor.
The risk factor for heart disease is now considered to be inflammation in the heart. Cholesterol is sent to soothe the inflammation, and the inflammatory factors like free floating triglycerides oxidize the LDL which cause it to be "sticky" and promote clotting.
Avocados are healthy, yes, but so is coconut oil (90% saturated fat).
There IS such a thing as an unhealthy fat, like those found in hydrogenated oils, however (which, coincidentally, is found in most of the food he's eating).
As the other anon said, in a healthy diet, the fats in avocados help suppress appetite because the fat doesn't spike insulin (insulin suppresses leptin a hormone produced by fat cells that signal fullness).
However, when in eating what onion does it won't do anything for him. His diet is horrid regardless of what catchy foods he eats on the side.
The thing thats triggering
me most is that she caked on the makeup and made her skin texture look awful and then it looks like she HIGHLIGHTED that awful skin texture. It accentuates every pore.>>383657
I can't believe this moron is in charge of two children. What kind of parent decides that relying on a bunch of younger strangers is better for the family than seeking out stable and long-term employment? If they're struggling financially as much as they say, then they're both shitty for not finding something more reliable for the sake of their kids. One of them could stay at home with the kids while the other worked. They judged Billie for her job at Target but is that really more embarrassing than begging for money online? At least Billie had an actual fucking job.
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Took another swipe at Billie this morning… who has said absolutely nothing about his kids. She said something to her boyfriend, who mentioned it.
Unlike Greg, who revealed her most horrifying personal experiences to the world as revenge for not wanting to be abused by him (which he calls him dumping her… when she refused to come back to them). Such a great guy.
And that was a while ago. He probably remembered how attractive billie was again when he looked at plainey and got angry, so he tried his hand at attack tweeting her again, hoping she'd respond.
And it's like his fans forgot about or dont care that he revealed billie's secrets. They just go "who cares he was being honest!" But then at the same time agree with gerg that saying shit about his kids is terrible. But who cares, she was being honest.
Doesn't she need to get to a certain amount of money before he can get the referral bonus? Do they seriously think people are going to pay for this?>>383872
I agree completely. I believe this is right on the nose. What's even funnier is that I think she gained even more views/followers from the whole debacle and I'm sure that makes him rage.
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Yeah, if he makes any money from it, it'll be a tiny amount
I sorta explained it in the last thread… he's not gonna get the top bonus unless a bigger YT'er than him (More than 2,000 in patrons) partners with him.
It's here >>382561
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I'm pretty sure he still hasn't provided any proof that she 'targeted' their children
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I don't give a single shit about Billie or Drew saying that the kids cry a lot. She didn't even say anything bad and he didn't repeat anything bad.
Are they still messaging her? LOL. Leave her alone. And don't even talk about "pretending to cry". She was legit crying for good reason. Onion's videos, however, are all full of fake crying. lmao.>>383886
LOL. She said they cry a lot. That says more about onion and lameo than the kids. And maybe shes dating drew because she likes him? LOL Are you onion boy? Not everything billie does is because of onion.
Well fucktard, it's you that is white-knighting Billie. I just happen to think that she is as much of a cunt today as she was when she dated Onision. I like to look at things from all angles instead of just being a hateful person like you clearly are.
Also, not underage.
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But lainey, I thought you are not responsible for anything your spouse does?? If you're gonna blame billie for what drew said, then you are responsible for everything greg has said about everyone. No more denying it, oops! Lameo makes me angrier than onion sometimes cause shes such a snake. Hope they both get fucked over by everything and are miserable for the rest of their stupid existences.
Lol these two are so pathetic. They cant get over billie and will keep emailing her for anything, hoping she will respond so they can open a conversation or use anything she says to defame her. Billie needs to never respond to them and block all their emails. They want her to reply or lash out at them, so they can make a video to use against her and say how horrible she is.
Billie is quite /literally/ so over the drama, I'm glad she laughed at their threat to sue her. They have no proof, no crime happened, they just want to start twitter drama like always.
Also I like Lainey's bitchy "Thank you." what a passive aggressive POS. Keep stirring that pot.
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Laineybot video: People I would Go Out With (Part 2)https://vid.me/2irg
But it's okay to reveal that Billie was raped and had an abortion when she was younger? Right on!
Someone ban this tard ffs. All Drew said was that Billie mentioned that their children cry more than any other kids she's ever seen. What private info was release with this statement? The fact that they had kids, as if no one knew Taylor was pregnant? If Greg wanted to keep them private, he wouldn't bring them up when it's only convenient for him, or use their toys in his videos. Sage your idiocy.>>383900
I believe this too. I also believe it'll never happen. Billie, just like any other teen, will be stubborn and continue to stay online. It'oll definitely help her with her future goals (mua) and I doubt she'd let that fucked up family take that from her.>>383906
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This video is disgusting on so many levels, but the fact that Greg is trying to steal the show and whines about his "skin disease" makes it even grosser.
Pic related, Dani is still trying.
Also loving how he mentions billie every second.
>"We found a replacement!">"She has the same eyes as your ex" >"Thanks billie for submitting a picture"
Then they bleep out the name but we all know who you're talking about. Lainey doesnt even mention her, but greg constantly brings her up. Haha lameo how does it feel to know gerg gives 0 shits about you and just wants you to give him a billie replacement. He wants so badly to get a pretty girl who looks like billie. #couplegoals!!!
"I'm so gay" "I'm feeling gay tonight" "Guise, did I tell YOU I'M GAY?!"
Lainey is such a pathetic, boring person. The only thing remotely "special" about her is her alleged bisexuality, and even then, it's really not a big deal.
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plainey's on younow.
do you think you look better squinting than you do wearing your fucking glasses?? because you don't.
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lainey is broadcasting on YouNow. Someone asked her how Sarah is doing, and she said "ask sarah" and scoffed. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but the other day she tweeted
did you mean the year basically everyone in my life fucked me over"*
Hoping Sarah ditched them for good.
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That sneer when she mentioned billie though
This girl says shes triggered
by everything. I used to love horror movies but cant watch horror movies now, my anxiety is so high!!! I couldnt watch the lovely bones because I was literally gonna have a panic attack! It triggered
me so hard!
What the fuck does the lovely bones and you have in common that it triggers
you. Were you murdered?
kek, I found it funny as well. Someone draw this.>>383907
They talk about Billie publically more than she talks about them. They're finding every reason they can to contact her.
Right? Billy hasn't mentioned them since she made the video about the whole situation and she even took that down. They have not provided one single bit of proof that she talked about them or their children at all. I wish they would just leave her alone already.>>383923
Wow, she's so petty
She ruins a poor girl's life by taking advantage of her kindness and need for money, tarnishes her reputation and has her husband relentlessly fuck her, alienates said girl and makes her cry.
And this cunt still finds the ability to identify as the victim even though she's a culprit of someone else's misery
I don't know how somebody can look so smug while knowing that their husband would have ditched them in two seconds flat if the pretty alternative teen had given him the thumbs up.>>383922
I can't believe so many of us (including me) felt bad for her early on in the marriage. She's absolute scum and, if there were no kids involved, I'd be glad that she ended up in a marriage where her husband is constantly looking for fresh meat.
Sometimes i wish billie went through with it, got onion to divorce and demonize lameo some more, then dumped him. Then lameo can stop her smugass bullshit thinking shes better than everyone lmao.
Billie doesnt want your used up loser of a husband anymore, dont worry. Basically no one does. And hes using you because he gets comments with 12 year olds wanting to date him while you get comments with these alternative looking girls wanting to date you. Thats all you will be good for. Finding his next bait and sticking up for him/making him look like the victim.
Idk what mental gymnastics she had to go through to paint billie as the evil one who ruined her relationship when greg was the one completely ignoring lameo for billie, he was the one who cuddle cheated (did billie make any promise that she would do only what friends would do? No. That was greg who then justified it to billie. But yeah totally billie's fault). And he was the one who said the no boundary shit and slept with billie. And he was down to throw lameo and his kids away in .5 seconds if billie committed to him.>>383963
I didnt see any personality. She just said shes gay fifty times as she holds onto her husband in her heterosexual very straight marriage.
>>383964>he was down to throw lameo and his kids away in .5 seconds if billie committed to him
The fact that plainey ignores this is so fucking pathetic. It wasn't even just her sad ass that was about to get cast aside. She's clinging to a man that would have ditched his own KIDS for a girl he found online.
Bitch needs to understand that dragging Billie through the mud doesn't change the fact that gurg wanted her more than he wanted lainey. She can cuddle up to Grease and blame Billie all she likes but that won't save her from the next new thing that catches gerg's eye.
I meant if billie stayed long enough for gerg to divorce lameo, and hed probably making eighty videos saying why lameo was terrible. I feel like if it went that far and lainey was actually distanced from him for a period of time and also if they got a divorce, she'd be less likely to come back and more angry at him as well as billie. But then again shes psycho so he'd probably contact her if it ended with billie and she'd jump right back into it.>>383922
They are still following each other on twitter, so i doubt it. Whats interesting is that Regina came back onto twitter and follows lainey but lainey doesnt follow her. And sarah has been hanging out with regina. I wonder if shes pissy they are hanging out without her and shes alone stuck with gerg and her fiji water bottles.
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Onion still mad cuz he ain't getting dat sweet jewtube $$$
She kept using obnoxious slang and talking about her extreme gayness.
I did find it funny that half the time Gerg would take the phone away to just stay at one girl or another. It was pissing her off so bad.
Yeah, Lainey, you and Greg are total poly material.
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Leafy throwing shade
But now she has a patreon and her goal is $5000 a month to be ~independent~
Soon she won't need to slurp that onion dick.
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They're getting a ~fun photoshoot~ out of it so it's not entirely selfish.
Every time I do my fucking winged eyeliner now I always think of Lamp's shaky ass looking, fuck up, whacked out eye liner. Her eyebrows trigger
the shit out of me. She has such a great eye colour too and it's WASTED.
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Victoria? Is dat u?
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Oh oh oh my, look what I found.
Video attached is the one with the comment pinned on top. If anyone still doubts the Trisha video about internet pedophile youtuber wasn't about Onision.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7fD82DtMIc
>>384028>she always looks like she's severely constipated.
Agreed. All of her pics look like they belong in psychology textbooks on top of the chapter about Freud's "anally retentive type".
She looks like every sphincter in her body is painfully contracted at all times. It's because of her mouth. Even when she (rarely) smiles, it still looks stiff.
That can't be her natural face… Can it?
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Yeah the person bothered writing correctly and capitalizing "Onision". No one here will give him that ounce of respect. Go back to ebegging gergamel
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>>383825>healthy fats don't make you put on weight
I really hope you aren't that idiotic. Calories are calories, no matter from which source. You can gain weight from eating too many calories, even if they are from avocado.
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Gregma just uploaded a video with Skye in it to his "archive" channel. I wonder how Plainey feels knowing he goes through his videos of past wives reminiscing about the good times.
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Them caveman/special needs features really do run strong in the Onion family…
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She also didn't stand there like an idiot, eh Lamey?
I'm gonna take the bait.
You're pretty much ruining the thread with your incessant samefagging. Please, for the love of god, go away or dial it down.
Gretchen wtf are you doing here? You suddenly got bored of e-begging to your fans and decided to mess with us now?
I've only posted once in the past 24 hours:>>384180
Mod can confirm, if it's really that big of an issue.
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onision's pinterest, probably
"You hate anyone with a differing opinion" always translates to "I am like 16 and can't handle people disagreeing with me without padding and sugar coating, or not at least conceding a little and offering feel-good platitudes like ~Let's agree to disagree~".
Up your game, stop crying, and get over yourself.
Sage, stop now.>>384156
Fuck! He is just as ugly as Greg. Who incidentally poses really hard in photos these days. Getting old grugly? Kek >>384148
I hope so. I bet Greg reads this though. Surely he will have boiled over with rage by now
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sage for sort of irrelevant/old
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Has lainey changed this recently? I'm blocked so I can't see ant moody tweets
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Nothing new just pushing shit content and expecting money for it
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Here's yesterday's "comedy" video on the Onision channel - "10 Things I Hate About Tumblr."
Plank hosts this video and complains about obsessive boring blogs, thinspiration, people who post the same crap over and over, and people who overshare about their kinks. The lack of self-awareness is the only comedic aspect of this video.https://vid.me/zZ8v
Thank you for the summary, anon. I really don't wanna see her
video, I got bored just by looking at the picture above.
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I noticed there was a really weird blur in one of the shots by their bed, I assume it's their newborn baby girl's bed? They flashed something similar in Lainey's makeup tutorial and you can see Greg move it out of frame.
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Sage but I quickly found this, so there's no denying they have a newborn.
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So…the video could be about anything then, right? She cries at everything. Lmao.
Laineybot being an attention whore for 45 minutes!
Her last younow she mentioned she might make a video tasting foods she hates. It could just be that. She was probably triggered
by watermelon and had a "panic attack". You know. The daily life of lameo.
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"For people that don't want to give me money, you can still give me money"
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https://www.patreon.com/Onision/community>tells fans best way to talk with him is patreon>only replies with short condescending sentences
so much interaction with his most appreciated fans!
I find it amazing how over the years, Taylor went from one high school student stereotype to another.
When Onion started dating her, she was a typical normalfag: a blonde, popular cheerleader who was fond of doing splits on her (ex-)boyfriend's dick. I think that onion picked her up because she was the type of a girl who would either completely ignore him or snark behind his back had they been in the same high school class. Maybe she reminded him of that one ex that he made wear goth clothes.
Now Lamo is EXACTLY the kind of high-school outcast she would make fun out of: the sjw tumblrina discovering her personality and sexuality. Too bad that she's not 16 anymore and it's pathetic to act like a high school student when you are a 20-something mother of two (three?).
Was she really THAT popular?? She seemed like a "normal" student , at least from the pics ive seen going around.
Btw how is anyone sure there's a new baby, that it is a girl and her name is Claire? inb4 lurk moar, ive been lurking for many threads already and keep seeing anons mentioning her by the name and being sure that Lamey gave birth somewhere near December but Ive never heard of how you guys found this info! (only proof ive seen so far has been that pic posted by some anon >>384272
) but thats it.
I want 2 believe.
Grease definitely alienates his SO's from their family, exaggerating their wrongdoings (ie. the time Grease scolded Plainey on twitter for saying she had the best mom ever). She could have exaggerated how her fam treated her to be special
and get attention from Grease… but either Grease or Plainey said before that her mom would bother her about her weight (she has a history of online ana), and her fam is religious. Not saying that's bad, but could be more judgemental of her. They hid their relationship before Grease could trap her in marriage, so her family was (understandably) not accepting.
Judging from her posts pre-onion, she was his type–an insecure teenager, probably didn’t feel understood by her fam, blindly loyal to her e-celeb crushes. Normal, mentally healthy teens don't usually stalk their online crushes like that, even when they're fan girls.
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Just in case anyone wants it for the speshul price of $5
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In one of Greg's many fucking stupid videos around the time of her speculated birth there was a Claire banner.
A) Mama-Onion made a post saying she was expecting a new grandchild.
B) Lainey herself had made a facebook comment on a post saying she was having a daughter and due in Novemeber
C) Lainey was wearing her old maternity clothes close to her due date
D) Some selfies show a baby seat in their car facing backwards, how you would sit a newborn not a toddler
E) As >>384383
they seemed to have had some cheap baby shower with a banner with the name Claire on it, however this could be a red herring on their part
I bet on that shit too, Anon!>>384419
Troy looks like Naruto here, also kek @ Onion's eyebrows; right on point!
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Tryna get new mods now…
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Just checked it out and look who it is lmao miss plz notice me!!!
Don't forget Skye pretty much made the Onision channel what it is today, if it weren't for her and her contribution towards the viral Banana video and many others I don't think he would be anywhere near as many subs and views as he's gained today.
The least she deserves is some alimony, or as Greg puts it "paying someone who's not in your life anymore to not be in your life anymore"
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So apparently Onions mother now has a Patreon..
He literally just gave her his old house, what would she possibly need support for? anyway that's irrelevant.. just interesting and totally not coincidental that she would start one.
Maybe Troy and Claire will have their own soon too.
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>>384419>Troy's rotting teeth
/pt/ is truly blessed today
>Tbh I hate Onion's guts
good! this is what this thread is for!
>I find the concept of alimony to be really absurd
no one gives a shit. that's related to american law, not greg. just discuss that elsewhere dude, jesus fucking christ. whenever these threads get anywhere near politics they go straight to shit. don't try it for fucks sake
Are the kids off school/college at all? I've noticed we've had a small handful of newfags not knowing how to use imageboards in here and other threads as of recent.>>384419
Brilliant, my only suggestion would be to change the hue of him being a white onion to a red one… it'll be perfect then.
You know, for someone who's frequently bragging about paying the person just to not see their face anymore, he sounds like he wants her back…along with his money.>>384460
Scary ass bitch.
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Her nose is so far up Onion's ass, she can smell the vegan food he had for dinner last night.
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why is she calling him "onion boi" and "gerg" while trying to kiss his ass like is she actually that stupid and/or trying to be "edgy" by using nicknames his "haters" use? (no one here says boi, i know) she is so fucking dumb
is it bad i want to see her dragged and any dirt on her spilled? i just hate this chick for some reason ugh.>>384484
i actually noticed some other youtubers taking this stance since the youtube debacle. ot but i subscribe to Rob Dyke for his horror shit and he got super whiny about youtube (maybe he shouldn't have put constant cleavage thumbnails in his old videos HMMM but no he throws horror under the bus) and is now shitting out videos left and right, always with a dramatic patreon alert at the ending. it's so cringy and underhanded. and speaking for Rob (who's still a much better youtuber than onion), yes, his quality has gone downhill.
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You shouldn't be mad about it, she's an example of the "This could be us but~" meme.
The only problem I have with her really is that she interjected herself into his Tweets suddenly as soon as she was followed back by him… that's suspicious as fuck, makes her sound like she was a chosen plant there to draw in more teenagers to the shitstorm.
She obviously doesn't give much of a fuck about Lainey and their lowkey passive-aggressiveness towards each other is amazing.
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Lainey has a new video on her patreon, titled "Why I stay with Onision" and it's pretty shit. She cries, but not waaah-crying, just invisible crocodile tears. He constantly talks over her as per ush, and they're trying to come up with reasons why they are still together.
It's uploaded to Vimeo and I can't seem to find an address for it, so no link. She probably checks lolcow on the regular which is why she switched over to vimeo.
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Yeah, it is. I think some of her 'fans' are getting a little sick of him always being in her videos. And she says she's 'having a mental breakdown, basically' and that's why she needed him to be in the video.
Girl, if you're having a legit mental breakdown - don't make this stupid ass video that only makes you look like a doormat who can't even do the menial task of hitting the record button.
I wonder why she's breaking down now. Maybe she saw the cartoon about her and was reminded that she would never go to Fiji.
LMAO. She really wants to push her omgah i panic attack at everything shit huh. Even makes a video about it. Go see a therapist then dumbass. Stop whining about panic attacks if you're not even going to go get diagnosed and treated for them.
Why is she even freaking the fuck out over reasons why she stays with her husband? Is this another omgah billie ruined my life video and onion is my rock! He stood by me while billie forced his micropenis inside her and forced his arms around her to cuddle her! What an upstanding guy to always have my back while signing away the rights of our kids to me and willing to get a divorce if billie said yes. Oh by the way, i was pregnant during all this, but he still stressed me the fuck out. Soulmates <3. Billie so horrible! Onion so gud!!
>I needed him to be in this video bc i was having a mental breakdown basically
Idk why she pushes greg has to be in my videos or panic attack!!! Like you have a camera and are alone in a room. Stop recording if you freak the fuck out and continue when you aren't. And when you do record alone you look 100x more comfortable so its all bullshit. Why the fuck are you starting a video if you are "literally having a mental breakdown". LOL What an idiot.
"Your video was funny"
"I'm a cunt"
"Oh well I hope you're feeling better"
"Nope I'm still being a cunt"
"Oh… Ok well good luck"
I like how that person was praising onion for helping her get through it after lameo basically said thats what happened. But then lameo has to mention no im still having one. Like….are you now denying onion is helpful? Make up your mind. And your fans dont care about your attention whoring pity me im still mental breakdown!!!11!! Go talk to your friends if you even still have any with how much of a bitch you are.
Lainey is no doubt that friend who doesnt give a fuck about your feelings and just wants to talk about herself. How I imagine a convo with lameo:
Friend: "Today has been the worst. I'm so sad today."
Lameo: "Sad? Dont even get me started. I'm gonna have a panic attack just thinking about it! Today has /literally/ been so fucking awful you cant even imagine."
"That sucks. What happened? I had a panic attack today too and I havent had one in a long time."
"Omgah gurl you're so lucky! I have like fifty a day. You dont even know how many panic attacks I had today! I flushed the toilet and I /literally/ had a panic attack! Your day can not be worse than mine if you only had one!"
That's also how I imagine her convos with lesbians go about gayness. Girl who is actually in a longterm relationship with another girl mentions something about her gayness. Lameo pops in going omg no you dont even know how gay i am today! clutches onto her husband
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still trying to bring back the high of Gergloh huh
This would be perfect if Greg's teeth were just a little more crocodilian. They are very pointy and sharp.
I love the mascara-stained tears on Taylor's face and her ~music~; Troy's snot bubble, dirty face and rotting teeth(poor kid).
Apparently so. You are all just a bunch of angry ass tweens. Im not an onion fan, but god this thread is full of just the same shit over and over. Praise Billy when she is not with onion, go at her when she is. Go at Lainey when she is and fuck she will suddenly become a saint if she ever leaves him. >>384222
You are all obsessed lol he probably LOVES this
No one cares about billie or hating on billie in this thread. She has her own thread people can go talk about her there. She hasn't done shit since she left onion so no one cares. She told drew his kids cry a lot? Wow. So bad.
Also you sound like an onion fan so go suck his micropenis and donate some money to his patreon or something instead of posting here no one cares. This thread is mostly talking about onion or lameo but you are somehow obsessed with bringing up billie? LOL. Okay.>>384521
Lol both ending up with short hair crying on his shoulder while he gives a look like he gives no fucks. Idk how anyone who is super sensitive could date this guy.
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Quickly everyone, grab your torches and pitchforks now! It is the sign of the devil 666
This bitch is sooo far up their assets, but doesn't realize they'd never want her. It's clear that they already find her annoying.
Also, he loves underage teens. No way that's a selling point.1
i bet if plainey had gotten into a regular, boring relationship after she grew out of her fan girl phase, hadn't married a narc as a teenager and popped out two kids, she'd probably
not be in a constant state of anxiety and stress, and just be… well, plain.
boring, normal, and plain
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Yeah that's great and all but for how long? How long are us audience gonna wait until someone finally cracks?
Reminds me how lameo's first tweet or one of the firsts to him was "i want to put up with your bullshit greg :)".
Wonder if hes referencing that haha. Also didnt he tweet that no one should be forced to put up with someone who has depression or other mental illness if they dont have it themselves. Make up your mind onion boy. You just want people to put up with your bullshit without having to do the same back lmao.
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This is accompanied by the lastest sperging!
I would honestly just chalk that up to autocorrect, although Gregma burns every bridge with everyone ever and salts the Earth behind him.
I just don't think he realizes that's not fucking normal.
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He's having a legit break down isn't he? The replies to this tweet are all like wooah calm down. He's trying to cling to any form of fame he can get, is Jeydon Wale still popular at all?
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Cousin video is up now.
Man, aside from sharing caveman features, he's also insufferable just like Onion.
Except if that person's name is Skye…
I guess her "bullshit" depression caused that deer to jump out in front of her car…that he was driving.
Sooo I guess Skye stayed with Greg, despite his "bullshit" of infidelity.
And this is one of many reasons Tantaga gets a check each month.
Can't do videos without mentioning or starring your husband? DON'T FUCKING MAKE THEM.
If you can't go through with the simple offer you've promised your patrons, then take it off your list of offers and stop conning them into giving you money for something they're not going to receive.
And this bitch has set a goal of 5k a month, what is this world coming to?
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I doubt even Gurg would be dumb enough to fall for this, but stranger things have happened.
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Thats strange grease, Hasn't lainey overused that filter?
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Dani wants so badly to shout from the rooftops "I LOVE YOU ONION BOI" but she hasn't met him yet and doesn't want to seem weirdly obsessed(too bad she already does).
but sadly there are no likes or replies for her ?
This joke and the original black Twitter source is old as fuck, overused and unoriginal. By now, it's literally a year old. He probably only just found it.
Leave it to Grease to be the last one to get in on all the Cool, Hip Millenial Memes, I guess.
Plainey please stop taking the same fucking photo of yourself over and over and over again. You are boring looking. I hate you.
sage for unnecessary sperging
didn't realize i'd need to use a sarcasm tag when i say "SHE's not a woman, stop misgendering HER"
what is happening to today's children
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Onion misses the military.
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Lainey was saying how her bf in High School asked her out over an intercom and she freaked out. Lainey's reaction was pure though
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According to Dani Lainey gets askedout on the daily
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here is another one. Lainey mentioning her #1 fans (the people who give her bars) and Dani had a mini melt down
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>>384843>Lainey is the type of person who would not let a man control their life, you can tell
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Please tell me that's one of us
This is nothing new, Lainey said she was bombarded with requests every time they broke up with Billie.>>384843>>Lainey is not the type of person who would let a man control their life, you can tell.
Holy shit, those extremely poor observational skills.
UIDs are known to stop periods for the lucky ones.
source: dr wanted me to try for that reason, wasn't lucky tho.
They can. I have had one since November, no period. It depends on the type. Hormonal is more likely to stop them than the copper ones. Copper can give heavier periods.
I also knew a girl in college who skipped "off-week" of the pill to prevent her period and her doctor just prescribed her more to make up for it.
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> talks to lainey like literal garbage
> says he'll get it right with his third marriage
> passes insults off as "just joking"
> "I don't know why I'm crying!"
> cries for entire video
> is mother's day
> lists vapid reasons why she is with Greg
I used to use Nuvaring to skip my periods until my dr said I was building up too much lining and the exposure to estrogen can cause cancer. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Depends on the birth control, I think.
That said, I'd be shocked if Lainey is ACTUALLY on bc. Seems like something Gurg would explicitly forbid.
Also that for some goddamn reason they decided to save, edit, and upload that video instead of just trying again without the divorce line or editing out the crying parts.
It's all the worst parts of their relationship.
Mothers day, doesn't acknowledge lainey is a mother. Ceaselessly making fun of lainey, and punishing her for getting upset by insulting her and disguising it as a joke. Lainey pretending to have a personality and possibly fake crying? Plus "muh anxiety" (instead of just saying she was hurt by the comment and leaving it at that or pausing to actually communicate). Using social media to air their dirty laundry. Displaying the shallowness of their marriage. Hurting her even after she says him twisting/bending her arm hurts. I could go on forever.
Well, yeah. They're both vapid creatures. Lainey's vids are either about her gender or taking quizzes to see if her husband is mentally ill or abusive. I haven't seen another YouTube couple make a video about why they're together or if they think their partner is a sociopath.
Could you guys imagine H3H3's Ethan (who is the same age as Greg) and Hila making videos like this? I genuinely don't understand why even teenagers think this is healthy?
sage for nothing new
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Oh boy here we go again. "Survive"
"Im sorry if I'm not worth 1 dollar a month to you"
this is pathetic. what if a 14 year old fan doesn't have 1 to give him? he wants to guilt trip his fans so badly. that's low.
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Mirror of "Why I'm Still Married to Onision" from the Laineybot channel:https://vid.me/EUQy
holy shit. sage for rage but i cannot fucking believe the balls on this man anymore. just when i think he can't scrape the bottom of the barrel anymore, he manages to extract a heap of gunk. "am i not worth even one dollar a month to you?!" what a literal entitled piece of shit. he doesn't deserve the patreon bux he's got. the only thing i'm cleaving to is the inevitable downfall that a shitvacuum a guy like this causes. i don't actively wish for anything bad to happen to any of the people on this website, but i hope grelp comes back as a cicada in his next life. just an entity who stays underground for 17 years, only to reemerge as a clumsy annoying bug who is easily eaten by all the woodland creatures.
go fuck yourself, Greg. please.
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When they list the reasons they stay in marriage, Lainey says "Because I like your face, angel face"
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jesus fucking christ
He's now backpedalling over those tweets by claiming he's not trying to make them feel bad for simply just being his fans, yet he JUST SAID he thinks they don't think he's worth a dollar and his patrons are funding him whilst his average fan is not.
Who ELSE is he talking about when he says "I don't mean u guize!" - the fans who are broke are the only ones not becoming his patrons, of course he's talking about them specifically, there's noone else.
A longterm fan brings up a legitimate complaint that he's spamming Patreon advertisements all over the show, YOU'RE NOT A REAL FAN BECAUSE YOU WON'T GIVE ME A DOLLAR OR BECOME A PATRON!
Lol. Already losing fans. Alienates even more people telling them to stop being fans. How do any of his fans not realize he only "cares" about his fans when they give him money. He has said he doesnt love his fans, he doesnt think they are the reason hes successful or any part of his success, and he constantly degrades them. Then all of a sudden he needs money, so he starts praising his fans again…but only the ones who pay him. LOL. >>384963
Lol i looked at the comments on the actual video, and people who say lameo has anxiety and is shy and cant talk a lot and make videos by herself…she does LIVE YOUNOWS. How is she incapable of making a VIDEO where you can edit and pause at any time you want and completely scrap it if you want. LOL These morons.
I think its pretty clear lameo wants to play this dependent fragile creature to onion boy cause he he wants someone who will depend on him completely and do anything he says. She is a puppet basically and thats all she will ever be as long as shes with him. But dont worry lameo, if you act like a toy, people still get bored of their old toys and find new ones and you are guaranteed going to be thrown away. And she knows it. That's why you're crying idiot.
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kek he lost a patron over the sperg out
I agree. You know I laugh at people on youtube like TT and others who promote their patreons but at least they are nice about it and dont make people feel like shit for not supporting them.
This fucking asshole, I hope this is the thing which actually knocks some sense into his idiot fans and makes them see they are only paypigs to him and nothing more.
>go fuck yourself, Greg. please.
We all know this is onion boy's ultimate dream.
Oh my god just get a new fucking job like everyone else then. I think patreon is a great thing for creators to be able to make more content for their fans, but he can't do anything without being a salty entitled cunt about it.
sage for lethal levels of salt
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Does anyone know what causes the negative views on socialblade? Is this correcting an error, or is Onion deleting vids? Asking because I'm curious about how accurately they're telling his income too, but it's showing negative on some days.
I've seen his first wife playfully hit him (or just tap him) in videos and nothing happened, no scary or annoyed expressions on his face, just continued on with whatever.
Is he gradually getting worse as time goes on?
First time poster, hope I'm doing this right.
Wow, this video was sad to watch, really shows how he treats her just by how easily she cries. She might be just as bad as him and kept herself in this situation but it's still pretty.. ugh, both are so passive aggressive to one another too, just really sad to see how they still tolerate each other.
Of course he is, we've been watching his slow but steady decline into madness for nearly a decade online.
He's been actively and consciously isolating himself from the real world, outside influences and interferences for so long that he has a myriad of undiagnosed mental illnesses that have had a grip on him since his early 20's… he hasn't grown or mentally evolved in any way whatsoever.
He's fucked, and it's only going to get worse and uncontrollable by the time he's in his mid-30's.
If you guys are saying it's as bad as it sounds; I don't want anything to do with it and that's coming from someone who is already triggered
by Grease in every way; so it would be extra hard to stomach this.
Welcome anyhow, you're doing it right so far and have picked it up surprisingly well for a first timer. Just remember to "sage" your posts if you don't have any new direct information; for example - sage is used when replying to others in a conversational way or a close but unrelated topic, blogpost or tangent… you can do that by putting just "sage" in the email field.
Is it too late for him to, you know…get help?>>385096
He's been moving videos around his channels nowadays, if that's anything of concern.
Notice that not so subtle lunge he makes after she taps his face, Her brows furl up and she looks scared.
Holy shit…Its really obvious.
So there is some hope left since he's under 35 then, but it's up to him if he really wants it. And I doubt he wants it at all. >>385128
Do you think he hits her or something? The idea crossed my mind a few times but idk…
I transcribed the reasons why they stay with each other from this video and rewrote them in third person
Gregma's reasons for staying with Lainey
1. She is the most loyal person he ever met
2. She is into the most stuff he is into.
3. She is a really good kisser
4. She has only wrecked one of his cars (repeats how it's HIS car)
5. He doesn't feel she is maliciously selfish, she doesn't do evil things
Lainey's reasons for staying with Gregma
1. He takes care of her, like "more" than just financially, like emotionally and stuff like that
2 They have fun together
3. He is very good with kids
4. She likes his angel face
5. He is really passionate about things he believes in
said, Her reaction just speaks volumes and also how she jumped out of her skin when he banged on the fireplace.
I think he's gotten far worse and speaking from experience her reactions feel so familiar to me, its incredibly unsettling. I dunno if he hits but the way he grabs her arm and thrusts his face into hers before pulling back feels extremely aggressive.
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I looked up her channel and couldn't help but notice the description
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Onision Patreon video: Mean YouTube Comments (MY REACTION) - https://vid.me/gCAs
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yeah he probably grabs her to make her listen to him and he's definitely the type who wouldn't hit her, he'd hit the wall or table to scare her. you can tell like >>385076
he was holding her arm pretty hard while he was talking about the watch, but look at their faces after she tapped him.
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Onision video: 10 REASONS BREAKUPS ARE THE WORST - https://vid.me/xjha
Insults Billie and Skye, probably all his exes.
I like how he portrays the druggie with injecting drugs and overdosing. Yeah let me just inject weed and overdose on it. Completely accurate lmao. Billie isn't doing fucking heroine onion dumbass.
Idk how this man cant get over shit thats even happened like half a decade ago. And you can tell he definitely isnt over billie haha.
Also how does anyone watch this content. Like continuous fart noises? You have to be actually 9 years old for this to be funny at all.
wait, is he implying that that weed and heroin are just are harmful? or that weed's a gateway drug…?
this garbage just reinforces how spiteful, passive aggressive and utterly ignorant he is. jfc
Kudos to The Feminist Onision™
for dispelling those nasty gender stereotypes with his only
female character, Vicki! What a self-assured, independent and nuanced character. Definitely not
vapid, egotistical, and unfaithful, and certainly not
a representation of how Greg views women!
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INCOMING MILK. This gonna be good.
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Yasss! The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
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Good day for Grease Man
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Keem comin for the Onion
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>I LOVE PEOPLE WHO SEND ME SHIT AND PAY ME MONEY
Lol good video. I feel like all these fans who go #couplegoals dont remember the shit thats been said in the past.
Idk why she bothers to say "i dont know why im crying" when we all know why shes crying. Shes terrified he will leave her in a split second with no remorse because he was about to do it not that long ago! She starts crying when he mentions a third marriage because she knows that he's not even totally kidding. It is very likely, and probably will happen. She 100% knows that her marriage is hanging on a thread and if onion finds a new girl, she will be dropped, ridiculed and wont be shown any love from onion boy any longer.
She can get mad at billie all she wants, but it's her own husband who was willing to leave her and didnt give one shit about what he was doing to her until his new girl hesitated. I'm 100% sure if lameo was in billie's position she would have went through with it and been even worse than billie is, so she can't even talk. She was so desperate to get onion boy when she was 17, she would have stepped over any other girl in his life and would have had no remorse for them, but she judges billie so hard HAHAHA. She was tweeting at him, trying to get him to talk to her, obviously with romantic interest the whole time he was still with shiloh.
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Here he goes again.
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Jesus fucking Christ, EXFOLIATE.
I wonder if pieces of his crusty foundation and dead skin fall off into things. Like food, Lainey's hair, etc. Disgusting.>>385249
If his fans really loved him, they'd send him a bunch of fruits and vegetables, or a loofah and some moisturizer, kek.
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We all know Gregma would commandeer that younow
Just found out my ass. He likes to wait a couple weeks between his sperges so he can drop another thing about her in an attempt to make her look bad as if shes obsessed with him and constantly bringing him up, when really all this shit was done all at once weeeeeks ago and she never talks about him. And her depop shit was obviously a joke, when her description was sarcastic as fuck.>>385277
Wheres the option to go cry, or does she do that regardless of bath or younow.
i know we all like to take the piss out of lainey for being soo "sensitive" but i grew up with a narc dad and this is definitely a thing. they're immune to other people crying.
i'm wondering about that comment she made about greg being really good with kids now. my dad was super good with kids when he didn't have to actually take care of them. making funny faces and hanging out with kids is easy enough but once they start crying narcs will just tune them out.
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Here we go
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The irony being she was prom age when she dated a man in his late 20s (way older than her age now) and then married him immediately turning 18.>>385299
LOL someone should tell her she said that about her. How can lainey insult someone for being obsessed when she was an obsessed greg fan then married him HAHAHA.>>385308
Haha, i knew onion boy was only praising leafy and being nice about him because he thought leafy liked him haha.
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Great, now he thinks he looks like Jim Morrison
Ask her about Erin (the alleged ex) or who joined the younow chat or something. She seems mega triggered
Or… you could always ask about the april 4th emails. JK
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Get those viewsss trend plz
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Yeah because we all know that relationships, family and marriage are not particularly enjoyable to you, Grug..
Lmao at the thought of him sitting all greasy while furiously tweeting in anger over Leafy's video and Lainey streaming on YouNow, not seeming to really give a fuck about anything in life any more.
Yall are fucking stupid. He clearly slapped himself with her arm as a joke which is why she seems startled and pulls her arm back with a "the fuck, man" face. It's not that deep fam, it's a joking thing people do sometimes.
Grease is scum and he is abusive but this slap thing is complete tinfoil.
The video as a whole was a bit cringy, he keeps interrupting her and passes it off as a joke as well as poking fun at her crying fits way too much. Really doesn't seem like Lainey is so done with that relationship, or like he is beating her. He just seems rude and self absorbed, not physically violent.
He should've just went for it. Onion"s "career" is dying and all he does nowadays is scream about FAAAAXXXXX!!!!!!
…is Greg gonna come out and murder the poor bastard with his psycho eyes and faaaxxxx if Billy does say something? Pussy.
Hahaha, I fucking knew Lainey hated her… Ladyboy is just as passive-aggressive to Lainey, they see each other as rivals for Grease's attention so whenever they ever have a brief interaction - they'll throw almost subtle shade at each other.
I laugh every time it happens, you know for a fact these two would mercilessly stab each other in the back if it meant only one of them could have Grease.
Tbh it looks like he did hit himself the first time, but then flinched because she almost touched him while trying to get free. That's the moment when his expression changed, and you can see how she goes from wtf-look to scared look(she also pulls both her hands in front of her in a defensive manner), then he goes on jokingly and you can see relief washing over her. It doesn't imply that he beats the shit out of her off camera but it sure looks like she is used to being treated rough by him.
On another note, I never watched Leafy before and only now I understand what everyone meant by Onion talking exactly like Leafy at one point. Holy fuck, he imitated him almost perfectly…
Not entirely sure if she sees her as competition or if she just thinks ladyboy is not attractive and is annoyed by her
Yknow how there is that one ugly person who bothers you all the time and is desperate for attention with little to no filter or cognitive thought? That's ladyboy for you
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He also put said ex-fan/patreons name on blast as well as insulting them.
Holy shit, just when he couldn't get any worse!
Hope his other fans pull out tho
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All of his fucking Speaks videos have his fucking Patreon ad on the description, ALL OF THEM!
Is your e-begging REALLY that necessary, Grease?
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Even ladyboy doesn't approve.
Yet she'll keep being his patron unless he directly insulted her, the same thing happened with the ex-patron yesterday… they may not have agreed with his shitty opinions, but it wasn't until he personally attacked them that they actually left.
They're still supporting him regardless by giving him money, therefore they're supporting his opinions, no matter how hard they try to spin it - it is what it is.
Lol. Love that hes a dick to his own fans and they still support him. But the second it happens to them, they freak out. Yeah remember when he released personal info on everyone and insulted everyone? Maybe you shouldnt support someone like that because he will also do that to you the second you do anything that slightly ticks him off. Hes a pure evil asshole. Can more patreons drop out of supporting him. That'd be great.>>385550
Lol and he stops himself from using f*ggot on younow because its offensive, but only because hes trying to pretend like he cares about LGBT. His true thoughts on that word are the same as right here with retarded.>>385553
Who cares if shes still supporting him? She thinks shes above the other patreon who he called mentally retarded and that greg will listen to her reason.
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Is this satire?
No, it's just his fans way of thinking.
is so funny to me because Lainey doesn't approve this at all, but of course she won't say anything about that.
His screenshot here >>385520
of his own tweet and the girls full name is still up though lol.
You just said its posted onto patreon >>385584
so how does it have nothing to do with patreon lmao. And patreon can choose to take action or not. It's their own website, but doesnt hurt to report it.
You're clearly new here and dont know how to reply or sage your posts, so onion fan?
Also he did not try to take down the post on patreon, did he? No instead he took the screenshot and posted it onto an even bigger platform (twitter) with 380k followers exposing her name. So yeah, its kinda his fault when hes that irresponsible. And dont worry this wont be the last time he insults a patreon or does something offensive. Might as well report it when it happens since patreon claims they are against bullying, discrimination, and hate speech.
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Some advice Randy. Just pull your pledge. That's never happening. LOL.
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This Randy seems like a person on the fence. I enjoy it.
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So much for Greasy appreciating all his fans equally, eh?
She probably stretches the truth. The "seminars" were probably not a big professional seminar or anything.
Also apparently shes going to go on younow today. All these onion supporters are just famewhores
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Lol this tomato guy is sad. I cant wait for this collab to happen so he realizes it did nothing for his channel but maybe get him a handful more subscribers.
>>385642>>I HAVE been in that place many many times… Way too many…>>Life can be a nightmare>>Ive had to get stronger too often
Lol are you an emo 17 year old or what, TomatoDisquette? His channel has 304 subscribers or something, his videos average at 20-30 views at best, and he's fangirling and shooting his cum all over Greg because he thinks a collab will magically make him famous and his YT career can begin? Newsflash - the YT career path is impossible, especially when you're an unknown person like this Tomato. I cannot fathom the logic behind paying $1000 for a measly collab that'll probably give him 50 more subs who will all eventually leave because his channel is really, really boring.
I'm getting some keks watching his weightloss rants, some anon mentioned that he was losing weight probably to look good in Gregma's video.
I used to have sympathy for him too. I don't feel bad for him at all because he's trying to become famous for doing nothing other than vlogging and making videos about gaming. Beating a dead horse into the ground. Also, if he's having money issues then why would he think that donating 1000 buckaroos is a good idea, you know?>>385667
Cyr touched on this and made a really good point in that Greg only cares about his logic. There is only black and white in his world, if he's being "brootally honest", he's doing the right thing. He doesn't seem to understand that being brutally honest is a shitty attitude when nobody asks for the honesty and he's constantly using it as his "weapon".
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Was curious and looked at this site which shows his most disliked videos: http://sortbydislikes.com/search.php?channel=onision
Looks he deleted a few of them cause they got so much hate. kek
>>385603> And that part didn't even make it to this video?
taylor, if it was a joke then why need to cushion that explanation further? also idk but the hitting was in the repost linked here, so i dunno what she is defending specifically. but she sure is overly defensive.
randy sounds like a decent human being. why he is eating up their videos is beyond me. ugh.
also tomato dickette can go fuck himself for how he's responding to that girl. "well i wouldn't have bluh bluh" who gives a fuck? he's an adult man. she's a girl (idk her age but she seems young). that alone skews the perspective. and we all know how greg feels about women.
also holy shit if the 304 subscriber thing is true, he's even smaller than i thought. he needs to reassess his fucking life. also i wonder how his wife would react to all this shit? (namely how he brushed off greg exposing info on a girl)
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He's been having a break down for the past few days and it's coming to its climax just now. He's trying to deflect his narcissism by making outrageous jokes about it. "I can't be a narc if I'm self aware" kinda thing.
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Do you think Onision will make a response video to Leafy?
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The moron can't even spell 'peasant' right. Or at the least use spellcheck.
He's decided to brand with it because he can't escape it. He filed to control the narrative by denying it, so now he's going to flaunt it in the hopes that his teenyboppers lap it up.
And they will, right up until he calls them retards and narc rages at them. Narc victims love it in the sun; can't sympathize with the other victims because the narc is so great to them, then stunned when the sun stops shining on them and THEY become the target.
Isn't that Shane Dawson's character Shanaynay?
Damn copying much?
While onision has this guy
after desperately pushing his patreon into everyone's faces, Billie is having serious companies coming to her feet themselves to give her money to appear in her videos.
Don't see anything on her twitter.
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I'm going to hell for this
That's a very good point, anon, and concerning. My guess would be many people are put off by this act and see it for what it is but a lot will eat it up, fall for it and be manipulated. Which is really unfortunate for his underage, susceptible fans he milks for money.
I really hate when cows try to rebrand criticism or jokes on them. It's so stupid.
Sage for off-topic, but I wear glasses often and enjoyed this video much. She's really got makeup skillz
Slightly less off-topic, Taylor should stop squinting, get prescription glasses, and watch this video religiously to maybe learn a thing or two about makeup.
Honestly, she should have left onision for Billie, since Billie can obviously support her kids financially with YouTube better than Greg
Meh, I think her skills are okay, kinda basic but probably more than most girls do. However, I think she looks crusty as hell in this!
Taylor does actually wear glasses and contacts, but for some reason doesn't in her younow broadcasts kek. Makes her look like a demon when she squints.
>>385860>>385862>crusty as hell>dirty af
You forgot to add that she has smelly armpits
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Tomatto blabed when his collab with onion happening.
And he speaks about his hair being unnaturally healthy, while having them fried to a crisp.
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I think he is finally realising he is dying and this is his last desperate attemp at "survival"
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New perk, "5 hour public hangout"
more popular youtubers do fan meetups for free.
he's definitely not a narc, though, right?
i wouldn't even spend that much on a celeb i really, really admire.
it'd be amazing to have a disposable income so i could pay the $750, confront him with narc FAX so he'd rage, and record it for a delicious milk vid.
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Speaking of gaming, three numbskulls have threw 50 bux at Doormat to play games with her once a month - I wonder if she'll stick to the promise considering her *~aNxIeTy~* is sooooo hardcore that she finds soooo difficult to talk to strangers, let alone spend an hour with each one playing a game that requires co-operation.
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Greg, you desperately
need to go back to school. Especially now that you're nothing more than an Internet beggar shaking your tin can for teenagers' allowances.
eh, there's an animated .gif of him and skye and she playfully pushes him or rubs his head or something and he clearly gets mega pissed at her. his expression changes completely and she looks shit scared.
i can't be arsed to find it but it's in a previous onion thread–or maybe the skye thread. it's scary. he's scary.
It's from one of the early haircut videos. she rubs his head and he GRABS her arm and pushes it away.
He also did the same thing to Lainey in a livestream. She tries to grab him like shes going to hold him as a wife would and he pushes her arm away.
Each time his reaction was disproportionate to what they were doing.
this fucking asshole. i want to hit him so bad. you know he thinks he's above everything because he constantly gets away with shit like this.
like, how did was he even able to skate on his underage body evaluation vids? That stuff was on HeatSt. and other normie sites. that alone should have put an end to him and his child grooming wife but now he's making money off of losers and so is wifey.
it sounds retarded but why can't someone just fucking nail him for something already, ugh. he is genuinely fucked up. i love onion drama but i also find him to be scary and actually dangerous and would be happiest if he got locked the fuck up.
sage for triggered
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This is from the girl (or guy or whatever) that was a patreon of Grease's until he called them retarded.
It's similar to what happened with Billie and her private information. He posts it online for all to see. Waits a few days, and then he deletes it. So it will be on the internet forever, but he can claim he removed it.
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Billie sperganon, you were already told to fuck off once midway through this post, are you for real? Take it to the Billie thread, you autist.
yeah, that's the one. i couldn't remember exactly what skye was doing to greg.
i do remember how angry he got. he does grab her hard and she clearly flinches and her expression goes from playful to frightened.
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…Bruh. Now i can't stop imagining that. Lainey crying at the kitchen table, tweeting about depression and anxiety while Greggypoo sits in the basement, furiously masturbating
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She's tryin' to copy Billie now apparently.
The second he touches her hand her facial demeanor changes drastically and she exhibits avoidant behaviors–ducking head, wiping at face, looks down/away when Greg faces her.
I don't think she looks terrified like other anon but she looks like she's been through it enough to have a conditioned, unpleasant response to it.
Notice she mentions sponsors, and she's wearing lipstick/gloss with gold glitter just like billie does in her vid lol
Also if you're going to make a video why not make sure you have all the stuff beforehand?
Horton is filthy.
Her and grug have no self awareness as usual.
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So apparently the $1,000 was easy to shell out then. This guy is probably making bank at 23 views per video..
hows it feel knowing that ur nothing but a dollar sign to greg ?
what a sad human, this guy is an idiot. i cant even feel bad for him, hes willingly doing this and all for a hope at a shot of …. fame ?? im embarrassed for him.
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Quoting a comment: "He gets a percent of the amount of email garbage u click on. Second it wants a credit card and you are automatically takes 5 for next month"
Is he fucking serious? Is he trying to scam his fans?
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He gets up to $5 for every person he signs up that then uses the service to make a purchase.
The account creation process requires linking to a US bank account (so you can load and withdraw funds from/onto these virtual cards). Not sure what the twitter commenter meant about "takes 5 for the next month". If they mean Patreon, it only bills at the beginning of the month so that shouldn't be an area of concern.
The Privacy service seems legit enough, but he's definitely trying to abuse a referral program to pad out his wallet with $5 one off donations as well as whatever amount between $0.01 and $5 he makes per referral. Since it links to a bank account, I'm guessing people will only be able to make one account else Privacy would block you from linking multiple service accounts to the one bank account. It's a desperate ploy for more cash, but it's only going to be viable once per fan.
Signing up for the service also requires:>We Collect and Use Data:>Data You Provide:>Your name, email address, phone number, birth date, last four digits of social security number, payment card and bank information as well as other information you may be asked to provide when signing-up for an account, providing identity verification or engaging in a transaction.
I can see a lot of teens getting turned off having to give out /that/ much information to a service they know nothing about. Especially if the extra identity information includes scans of driver's licenses/passports.
Can you pull your head out of her ass willingly or do you need a doctor to help you?>>385869
i think OP meant whitetrash. which implies dirty, of course.>>385898
his hair looks deepfried.>>385926
5 hour public hangout, expenses not included lmao
Someone do this pls and take him to mcdonalds
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I find it funny how she stubbornly stays with him no matter what and Onion doesn't know how to get rid of her without looking like a bad guy.
Why isn't Onion keeping up his "sensitive and misunderstood emo dude" look anymore? That is basically what got him underage fans.
Nowadays he just spergs on everyone and is gradually losing fans because of it.
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Tf is this
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It's just one of their many mentally disturbed fans who want in on the greasesome… someone on Twitter a few days ago even found a "DID sufferer" whose "main headmate" was Grease, no shit…. and of course there's the weird schizophrenic RP'er who pretends to be Skye's "son" who was created in a test-tube.
They're all rather mental in their own ways, they have to be when they're a fan of his.
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Mirror of "Double Cut Crease Attempt (Makeup Tutorial)"https://vid.me/3kOX
I lol'd, she needs to just. Stop. Right now.
holy shit i didnt think she would be this bad, shes loading up the brush with eyeshadow and just pressed super hard on her eyes like what the fuckkkkk
i just wanted to leave her alone about makeup shit but thats like simple stuff, dont press as hard as you fucking can on your eyelid
Lainey. Lainey. LAINEY. Stop dragging the brushes so damn hard! You'll damage your eye lids like that!
Please, go take some makeup lessons at a department store or something. Love yourself.
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Sage for boring observation.
Is she wearing the same Sugarpill lipstick that Billie's wearing in the video she posted a week ago?
I'm just picturing plainey watching the video and through her tears noticing what a nice lipstick Billie's wearing.
It's the same glitter that she puts on her eyes, but it doesn't seem to be good quality or something since the glitter is super chunky and evidently really sparse when applied.
I think it was also already mentioned in the thread when the video was first mentioned that she was trying so hard to copy Billie with the cut crease and the glitter on her lips.
And I just wanted to scream at her that she can't do a double cut crease the same as the girl she's copying bc she has hooded eyes how does she not see that ffs
No, but it's deliberately similar.
Remember that we (drama websites) are as much onision and lainey's audience
as are their true teen fans, now more than ever since they're tanking. They know this, of course, and have stepped up their pandering to us, in a way, making content and tweets we are likely to react to.
This fucking lazy bitch…
She makes a Patreon and asks people to donate money and with all that make-up she can't be arsed to learn to apply a style properly.
She doesn't do shit all day, would it kill her to take some time to learn how to apply this style properly so she can at least make a decent tutorial about it?
Instead she bestows her fans with a shit video of her smearing her horse face like a 12 year old while talking in a "I'm dying of boredom voice".
Well suckers will keep paying for it…or at least until their mommy finds out where the money is going.
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Holy shit! He's evolving into Papa-Onion!
Also the newest video is about stupid yahoo answers, don't bother watching.
"if you looked better without makeup you're doing it wrong"_grease
looks like onion should give his advice to lainey, instead of random makeup artists he finds on google
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He's in Thailand fucking little kids.
Just so I'm adding something to the thread, his gaming channel only has 786 subscribers in 2 days of promoting it.
yeah no hint of kids that way.
also can we call him dickette because he's a nobody and also a dick.
i hope he loses subs from the collab. or maybe gains some temporarily and then loses them. i'm sure he'll have barely any increase in views to… whatever the fuck he makes.
also i'm irrationally annoyed by his constant use of the tomato emoji like we get it, that's part of the name you're using, you unoriginal shitlord
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OnisionSpeaks video: Thank You & Goodbye - https://vid.me/4uEo
What's it about? Why would we care to watch it? Is there any milk in it at all? (I bet not)
Don't just lazily dump a link like that ffs
OH my god, this is so stupid.>>386558
He basically says goodbye to the channel that "has helped literally thousands of people", then goes off on an emo rant about how sad he is and that he has to abandon Speaks because it's not doing well, then says he's a pussy because he's about to cry. He does the "BEWB SKUEEZ" and then does some weird wince with tears in his eyes.
He really is the worst. Normally I would feel sympathy for someone who's crying, but I just want to punch him in the dick and scream.
He claims he's quitting his Speak channel (same way he said he was quitting UhOhBro, twice), boo hoo, YT hates him. Says he's helped "thousands of people" with his videos judging the bodies of underaged girls. "I'm blacklisted", etc.
Don't know why he's frantically abandoning and re-opening channels. He's going to lose the roughly 50k regular viewers he still has by demanding Patreon money from them, and changing his video locations at least once a week. It's exhausting for even the most committed of fans.
The description of the video though:
"When I made this video, I legitimately believed it was the end of Speaks… about a week has passed & things are slightly more optimistic. I didn't upload this then because I wanted to see if some modifications could save my channel… I now see they cannot, so here is what is going to happen: I'm going to prioritize Onion Son, but if the videos can't survive on that channel, they'll wind up here. Sometimes that means new videos, sometimes not.
OnisionSpeaks will continue, despite what this video indicates, only with a secondary priority. My new main channel is Onion Son, my gaming channel, Oni Chan, the third & fourth waves, Onision & OnisionSpeaks. It's semi complicated, but what this means for you, is it is important to subscribe to the new channels if you want to get the latest content every day and not just sometimes.
Thank you for the support you have shown this far. This has been a wonderful journey for much of it, I just have to start over now, on these new channels."
The name "Onichan" suits him, since Onis are demon-like creatures in Japanese mythology, right?
Sage for pettiness.
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Anon you're suppose to download the video and reupload it yourself, reuploading via a link doesn't count since it's just an embedded video directly from her YouTube, you're still giving her views.
Seeing the YouTube watermark should let you know it's being played from her video directly.
ya isn't an oni a demon?
that suits him too though tbh
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no greg don't go, your fans are mentally retarded and need you
My guess is that if he invited him back to the Mcmansion, he'd have to get Tomato-idiot and his wife to sign a NDA.
With what goes on under that roof, I suppose that Grease feels it will just save a lot of the hassle of making them feel uncomfortable/suspicious with that proposition and just relocate the collab on neutral grounds.
Oni-chan - Cutesy way of referring to a demon
Onii-chan - Older brother
Two very different things. In no translation would you ever see "oni-chan" refer to an older brother because it's an entirely different word.
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He's uploaded 9 videos in the last 24 hours on his "new gaming channel". Is the idea that the more videos he makes and the faster he uploads then, the better he is at YT than anyone else? Because that's not how it works. Plus with all the channel hopping, he's getting less views on 9 videos than he used to on a single, poorly received video posted to his old channels.
He's got 11k subscribers; my guess is that like Onion Son, he'll max out around 80k subscribers because that number represents the subscribers who were still active / watching out of his previous 2 million.
He was a sharp shooter, a good marksman in the military.
And he's also a computer-nerd, though that's not saying…much.
He wasn't in the military long enough to be a "good" anything>computer nerd
Ew, did Greg write this?
For a while he was wearing a variety of fake moustaches in a whole load of videos, like how he had that mask phase. I don't think the moustaches are a character, I think it's just his abysmal sense of 'humour' having him decide to wear moustaches as a silly thing. Just more "LOLSOOORANDUM" shite. I've wondered about it for ages and this is about the best explanation I can think of.
The moustaches irritate me in the same way that whole 'blitch, fluck' thing he had going on irritated me. I know that was for a different reason but they are on par in terms of obnoxiousness.
How does he, or anyone else, think that he is funny? A scream is indeed not a punchline.
"ET PHONE HOME"
checked out this guys gerg videos they're one of the funnier ones i've seen
the rest of his videos seem very cringe though
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I thought something was very fishy yesterday when I bought to attention the fact he's not keeping his promise of playing games for an hour with each of the individual 8 patrons who are paying him for that perk.
He can't even play more than 10 mins when there's a group of them, what a fraud.
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He can't keep his mouth shut ever, he acts as if the world needs to hear his idiotic thoughts every second.
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Sorry for this multiple post format btw, someone sent these to me.
Wow he's disgusting. Will he ever leave that 'edgy 12 year old' phase. Obviously there's going to be more media coverage when the cause of death is a bomb and 1000s of people are either in danger and/or don't know if their loved ones are safe>>387188
Is he hoping that people don't realise that he's desperate for RT's and likes but can't get them for anything positive
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What is it about celebrities dying / people in relation to celebrities dying that makes him sperg out? Is it because the attention isn't on him when he thinks it should be? Does he want people to die for him instead (yes, probably)?
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More sperging, he's such a narc and his language is manipulative as hell - apologize for being ignorant? I've got douche chills.
Simply put, he gets jealous when most of his fans talk about something or someone else that isn't him. If you don't revolve your entire life around him, you're fake and deserve a block from the Onion King.
Also lol at his "King Master Gregory" title on Twitter. His arrogance knows no limits.
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Sorry for spamming, this is just too tasty to pass up.
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Bro Misha Collins is too busy and famous to ever notice you lmao
His sperging is unbelievable. He's obsessed with trying to be the smartest when it makes him look more weak.
Which brings me to a theory (sorry if it has been said already) ever since that poll asking if he's a narcissist it seems like he intensified his arrogance and ego. Maybe he made it a new persona. Hence the name and the sperging lately.
I agree, it reminds me of when everyone called him a cuck so he called himself that and encouraged his fans to spam his urban dictionary page (or whatever it was) with the same thing. Trying to act like it was a persona he created >>387207
He's not even good at gaming. Gaming youtubers who aren't particularly talented only do well if they have likeable personalities
I thought Ladyboy would become a former Patron after Retardgate but she's not going anywhere.
She must have an exciting life if she pays for this kind of shit online.
sage bc im gonna sperg.
fuck you, gregory shitface daniel averoe or whatever the shit. fuck you. i hope you die horribly, i hope your limbs get torn apart, i hope you lose someone or something you loved in a horrible way, in a worse situation than this. i am so done with all this shit. this milk isn't sweet anymore. i cannot believe people still follow this piece of literal trash. i shouldn't mind since the numbers are going down, fast.
if you're reading you irrelevant fuck, you are going to go down, and soon. we all know you're careful about the law but one day, and that's really soon, you're going to fuck up and lose everything. you'll have no one to manipulate, no teenagers to groom, and you will rot in a cell and you will feel terribly alone and no one's even going to look at your way. no one will remember who you are and no one will care. and it's really soon, asshole, it's coming.
sorry for this bullshit, i am triggered as fuck. can delete if it's too much.
Lol Onion is obsessed with RTs and Likes that he thinks everyone who tweets about tragedies and stuff is only tweeting it for the RTs and likes. He cant comprehend that people actually have feelings and empathy. Tragedies dont matter to him because he feels nothing. He sees everything as ways to get fame and money and thinks thats how everyone else works too. How anyone likes this moron is beyond me.>>387223
This is what onion wants, people should stop replying to him. He knows all the things he says are outrageous and hes hoping someone who has a big fanbase will reply like this so he can continue to argue and to make himself noticed by others. Also lol sky, you are not a functional psychopath. Just an attention whore.
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>99% of the cows are victims of their own bullshit
Are you sure? Does that include Moomoo Al-Ghoul, the other fat bitch Raven and the saggy-tittied bitch who killed Monty with cats and took all his money?
I wish his balls fall off and shits himself on camera so I'll have something to laugh at.
Saged for childishness
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UhOhBro video : Your Selective Public Sympathy For The Loss of Life - 5 Minute Rant - https://vid.me/N16Q
Grease boy accuses everyone who sympathizes with what happened in Manchester as just being attention whores. It's almost like he's projecting all of his narcissism onto the world. Claims it is exciting to people when people are slaughtered.
Not going to derail the thread but 99% is pretty much an expression, not a statement saying that only onion, the remaining 1%, is an awful person. Let it be noted that he probably is
the worst cow on the board though. He's evil as fuck.
Sage for responding to a retarded post.
Fuck i tried to watch it but he looks crazy and his voice is so fucking annoying. And he REALLY is starting to look like carrot top now.
Is it hard for Greg to understand that tons of teens suddenly dying at a concert is not like people dying of cancer? I really can't tell if he's only doing this for the drama or if his narcissism has really taken over all his common sense.when will he disappear?? Im just as triggered as that other anon. Can anyone tell me if we're fighting a lost battle here? He never goes away. When will he stop having "fans" and crawl back to the hell where he came from?
When have we honestly ever seen him give out random heartfelt shout-outs to people dying of terminal illnesses or even a shout-out to ask his fans to support a random charity over the years?
This sanctimonious prick just likes listening to himself speak, people are incredibly saddened because 19 children died and many more are injured on a night they were meant to be having fun and enjoying themselves… the average Twitter user who expressed their condolances made one or two tweets about the situation; this fucker made over fifteen of them just to say "I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING, AND IF YOU DO, YOU'RE FAKE AND A LIAR!" but he's totally not milking a tragedy for self-promotion