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No. 378857
-major lulz was had with Gregma's recent chimpouts on younow
-accused Billie of not taking showers and stinking up the entire house with her smelly armpits (and possible dutteh vajayjay)
-attacked Jaclyn Glenn for getting fake boobs as he'll no longer have anything to jerk his tiny smegma-ridden cock off to
-is still e-begging for his fans' lunch money to get by and ~survive~
More Onion madness is to come!
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Was gonna put in the previous thread but it quickly filled up.
I understand this is for a new video but his pictures are getting really pathetic now.
No. 378878
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>>378869No personality whatsoever. Even the fucking cork board is blank.
Devoid of personality, yet so, so milky.
No. 378879
>>378875the onion threads have had some of the funniest comments/shoops in them, Gregma is by far and away one of the most entertaining lolcows. Even when there isn't much milk, he always finds a way to do something retarded and ill judged to laugh at. Whether it's just fishing for compliments with a deceiving selfie, inviting a teenage girl into his marriage to cheat on his wife with, or screaming FAX when anons
trigger him into narc rage on a livestream. As much as he hates the "trolls" really we are the only ones laughing at him anymore.
No. 378881
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1. The only restaurants he ever went to were Taco Bell and Olive Garden.
2. As if those are any worse than the overprocessed garbage he and Plainey eat every single day. He even buys Taco Bell brand refried beans.
3. 3–4 lbs is nothing—one's weight can fluctuate that much in a single day—but nice humblebrag anyway, Gregma.
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His forehead wrinkles look exactly like his mouth.
No. 378886
>>3788814 lbs is nothing. also, what kind of adult goes out to restaurants regularly…? can't you cook? maybe its cause i'm a poorfag, but the way that i was raised restaurants were something we did every couple of months. cause they're expensive and there is no need for going to a restaurant if you have food at home. like is it normal to go to a restaurant every week in the States? or is Greg just weird as usual?
can't say i'm surprised. his fridge made it obvious that they don't know shit about cooking.
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Not sure I've ever wanted to punch him more than this. And why does he keep doing this with his mouth? So gross.
No. 378896
Late replies to things from the previous thread.
>>377909>>378581>>37860110/10, anons.
>>378614If you want a fish pun, why not roenision?
Also, anyone else find it funny that in his last younow stream, he said someone looks like a caveman? Pot, meet kettle.
No. 378904
>>378865They barely lasted a year even in a LD relationship, they broke up around 6 times.
In total, they spent around 3-4 months max with her physically in person, so yeah… that relationship was completely doomed since the first visit which ended with their first breakup.
No. 378905
>>378884>720x1280>>378893>666x995I wonder if he cropped the second one because his manboobs looked even
more droopy and awful in it. His vegetarian BODEEEEHHHHH
No. 378906
>>378893The worst part is that he thinks he's adorable.
Also Grug, stop taking bath pictures. You're a father of two children and most of your fans are underage.
No. 378910
>>378881Hahaha he was so
triggered by fat comments, hes been trying to lose weight.
>>378883And yet hes amazingly convinced himself this is the best content hes ever made.
No. 378920
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>>378910He's literally just rehashing old content. But apparently his "patrons" asked him for it!
No. 378922
>>378920"Hope you LOVE it"
"Hope you LOVE the update"
"Attached the song FOR YOU GUYS, for free"
Is it only me or does this choice of words seem knda weird and manipulative?
Normally ytbers just write "Hope you like it, you can download the song for free!"
Maybe it's normal and only seems weird to me because it's Grease saying it.
No. 378923
>>378922He definitely tries to manipulate his kiddy fans into becoming patrons.
"My PATRONS have requested this."
"My PATRONS are saving my life"
"My PATRONS get this shit video one day in advance."
No. 378938
>>378931*third
we all know who billoh was supposed to replace
No. 378939
>>378937His children are Gods and Goddesses, that are perfect because they were born with his blood. And if they fuck up it will be Lainey's shitty genes that are the fault.
Other people's children are mentally unsound degenerates that are only good for fucking if they are attractive enough for his tiny unit.
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While we are waiting for the upcoming Onion fall out when he realizes he is not getting as much Patreon money as he expected..
Any armchairs think Lainey has become a covert narcissist?
No. 378946
>>378944Kek
I love you anon
No. 378963
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Apologies if this has already been covered but why in the fuck does she need $5000 per month to be "financially independent"? like what expenses does she have that exceed $1000 per week? She does fuck all and Gerg pays for everything! I live off barely $1000 a MONTH and I'm sure plenty of people, including her Patreons live on less than that.. the audacity she has to request so much is astounding.
All her rewards are just follow backs on social media and access to exclusive vlogs being the highest reward… what a life to live!
No. 378964
>>378963I just have this feeling this isn't even Lainey, but is Gregma just trying to rake in more money and pity.
Greg doesn't seem like the type that wants his spouses to have any financial control or money of their own. He likes controlling everything.
No. 378967
>>378964Recently he stated he wanted her to make enough money to be financially independent.
So he could leave her. Because that was legit the only reason she stayed in the first place.
No. 378974
>>378966
>I'm so duck>I'm so emoJesus this reeks of him just picking up nearby stuff in his house to film with.
>best content of my lifesurejan.gif
>>378954>>378860I still maintain that anyone who thought Youtube was going to be lucrative forever, to the point where they could live off of making videos, are stupid. Youtube doesn't owe people anything, sure they might have been a little rash, but didn't we all see it coming? The content creators should have.
Who the fuck buys a $700,000 house and commits to a mortgage without having a secure job? That blows my mind.
No. 378979
>>378977Their backyard, houses and everything could be x100 nicer if they had any interest in cooking, gardening and spending a few bucks on something other than tacky clothing and premade vegetarian food.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11712-136th-Ave-E-Puyallup-WA-98374/49186331_zpid/This is their mansion. My homebody self is dying looking at all that space and opportunity when I know they're only using 1/3 of the rooms, eat pre packaged foods and spend all day on their phones.
No. 378985
>>378980not a doctor but studying a type of healthcare - i believe botox can leave a dent after application. this is because the botox effectively paralyses the muscles, meaning that they shape around the skull more tightly and reveal the shape of the skull more than in a non-botox face.
could be completely wrong but based on limited knowledge i think this is what has happened to greg. that or he has metastatic cancer (unlikely).
No. 378986
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>>378966one of the worst things about stanky gurg's content is that it's all static tripod shots which not only make it extremely dull viewing but must literally take forrrrrevverrrrrrr to make… and then all the footage is just him interacting in vulgar ways with all the generic crap he's bought in his house.
he musn't have a single friend to shoot for him
imagine sharing a life with someone whose claim to a career is just them wandering around the house in tacky fancy dress, gyrating like a spastic all over the furniture!?
gurg youtube hasn't cheated you, your channel is dying because nothing you produce surpasses that of a high school media project
No. 378992
>>378974>Youtube doesn't owe people anythingA-fucking-men. The # of YTers that are shamelessly begging for Patreon is vomit inducing.
Now with Gergless, it's even more pathetic, because he's the guy who, in the past, has made claims such as "you're here for my content, I don't need you, unsubscribe, leave" and now he's whoring and begging kids for monniez.
No. 378993
>>378989Thanks, you and the other anons. That's pretty interesting. I knew he was probably getting botox to make his fivehead smoother, but had no idea it could have that particular side effect.
Now I wonder if his 12 year old patrons are paying for his injections, as clearly they are necessary for ~survival.~
No. 378996
>>378993yes, botox isn't really something to fuck around with. whilst it is safe under a good plastic surgeon, it's difficult to make it look natural and the more the botox is applied, the more obvious it becomes.
see: greg's drooping brow and eyes. greg clearly had a poor surgeon as his botox has managed to leak from his forehead down to his eyes and brow. this should have worn off a long long time ago IF he only had one session - this proves that he has been having botox repeatedly for a very long time.
sorry to those who aren't interested in the botox discussion.
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I didn't see this posted yet. Sage if it's old news.
No. 378998
>>378992Someone should make a compilation with clips where he says his fans are dumb, stoopid children and that he doesn't need them.
>>378994It's probably because she's with the kids and breastfeeding them, and because he doesn't WANT her to be involved. Skye claimed alimony because she helped with the 'family bisnis' and we all know how much Greggles hated that. It wouldn't be surprising if he drilled it into Lainey's head, that this is his channel and his money. He's been talking about Lainey's financial independence a LOT lately. He's had one food out the door for years.
No. 379001
>>378998i wouldn't be surprised if lainey coming out and being trans is a part of it now. does anyone else think this?
he insisted that bisexuals can't be trusted and that they cheat. i feel like you can't make a u-turn and stop believing that all of a sudden - the only reason he was okay with lainey being "bi" was so that he could fuck around with other girls. he's also transphobic. if he hates people who are bi and trans, and if lainey IS bi and trans (heavily debatable) how the hell would they stay together?
not only that, but she's gone downhill in appearance massively, and she's getting older. and she won't let him sleep with other girls. why would he stay with her?
No. 379009
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>>378940Sup, armchairfag here.
Narc cycles:
Manic phase:
Spastic, blabbering, frantic and hectic urges to entertain others with buffoonery and clownish neurotic humour. They tend to suffer from imsomnia during that phase and their heads are full of ideas, most often of megalomaniac proportions. Their performing and management skills are at their best during that phase.
Catatonic phase: The opposite, marked by almost autistic confinement, total anhedonia and lack of energy; very similar to depression. In this phase, the narcissist questions his own grandiosity (although most don't seem to ever admit that).
Acting out Phase: When a narcissist can't find proper supply, he/she seeks to destroy the "supply" (because most narcs like to think that we are all narcissists but just bad at it) of others. To do that, they start rumours, pick up fights, provoke senseless bickering and pointless debates, slenderous campaigns, etc. Some narcs with antisocial tendencies tend to actually insult people publically, accuse others of serious crimes and even might engage in felonies and misdemeanors related to the disturbance of public order an damage to private property. They don't enter this phase unless they cannot obtain positive attention from any significant source and when their manipulative plots can't be hidden anymore. This phase is often followed by either hoovering phases or masochistic withdrawals.
Masochistic Withdrawal Phase: The narcissist realizes that he cannot use his charm (or often "charm" for low-grade narcs like Greg) to obtain the indulgence or forgiveness of their supply, so they engage in a pity-party. This is when NPD individuals start to seemingly punish themselves quite dramatically, be it by insulting themselves, threatening to radically cut ties with everyone in what seems to be a forlorn exile, vehemently and mercilessly condemning his own actions and refusing any comforting word or gesture. Basically a crucifixion, a passion of christ where, obviously, the son of god and saviour messiah is the narcissist himself/herself. The goal is to make everyone feel sorry for him and/or what they think they did to him/her. MWP is a phase where narcs create a spectacle of redemption and atonement of the sins of those who harmed, forsaken or betrayed them. Or so they want us to think, since it's clearly always a form to distract us all from their own shortcomings and wrongdoings.
Gap Narrowing Phase: This is very interesting. Narcissists have what professionals call the Grandiosity Gap. It's the gap between their false self, their fake persona, and their true self, their puny and deformed inner self. Usually, this gap is gargantuan, as their puny and worthless real self and their colossal, titanic and godlike false self are extreme opposites. But when his mask drops and all the tactics in the narcissist's repertoire prove to have little to no desired effect, the narcissist has to enter a phase where this distance between their two basic selves has to be narrowed down. They do so in order to lower their "audiences" expectations, make them think they can relate to them. It can be an extension of their Masochistic Withdrawal Phase. In this phase, the narc actually seems to be self-aware and capable of perceiving his own delusions and flaws, even admitting them. This is an illusion, because the narcissist don't seem to be able to consciously experience their insignificance for more than a brief moment. Comprehending their own insignificance to them it's like trying to understand the dimensions of the universe for us, except that the other way around. They do, however, know very well that some people see them as a mere mortal, a common human in regards to proportions and potential, and they can act like they agree with that during the GNP.
On the other thread, I talked about the hoovering phase, so no need to cover that here.
I know a lot of people hate when people do armchair psychology and I get it. I really do. I agree that it can suck and it's almost always bad. On the last thread, I explain why I'm doing this, so to all qualms and grievances, I direct you to my post there. Can't miss it, it's the largest post there and has a fucking retarded ugly-ass picture on it.
I'll talk about their narrative solutions on the next post, if anyone wants to know. There are clear signs that Greg uses them.
No. 379011
>>379009This would be better suited if you made a blog and put your posts on there and just linked to it whenever anyone requested it.
It's not exactly welcomed on any other thread on lolcow, so I don't see why it should get a pass in here.
No. 379012
>>379009This is actually starting to annoy me. I agree with
>>379011, this just isn't the place for deep discussions on people's psyche.
>On the last thread, I explain why I'm doing thisNobody is going to rifle through an old thread. If you want to refer someone to it, please do so with a link.
No. 379018
>>379015They could make that house look good or at least decent if only they decorated. It's extremely weird to me. Most people at least have a few paintings or even just shelves. There's something slightly disturbing and killer-esque about a large "nice" house with empty walls and minimal furniture. They don't paint the walls, they don't have rugs, they don't seem to even have books. He would live in a cardboard box as long as it was seen as a status symbol. The outside of his house is beautiful, you can see it is expensive. Yet the inside is barren and unloved. What a funny metaphor. Sage for bitching about their house
>>378979For people who live in such a beautiful area they're quite pale.
No. 379020
>>379018sage for projecting
I think it's very sad too, that they have this huge mansion and nothing to fill it with, other than cheap anime posters, cameras and lamps. There are probably no personal pictures on the walls, no paintings like you say, the entire house looks and feels very sterile as you can see in some of his videos. It's just sad that Greg thinks a big house like that is a status symbol when he's stingy with the heating and furnishing. It does look like a murder house.
They probably don't even go on hikes in the area either. I'm outside the US but in a very similar place as Washington, people are nuts for hiking and going outside here. They're missing out on so many simple but beautiful things it seems. Their mansion has a view of Mt. Rainier too, I bet they just gaze out of the windows to experience the outdoors.
No. 379021
>>378992Sage because yes, I mad.
I wish someone would do a neat, concise video about how much money this asshat has made over "THE LAST TEN YERZZZ" plus a rough estimate of his net worth and then spread that vid like wildfire so those donating would know they are literally giving to the rich. (I could try but I don't think I could do the video justice.)
It pisses me off so much that he is trying to claim he now has financial troubles and that he AND plainey are trying to rake in so much money a month to float through life on. Jesus, $5000 a month just for her? Most people I know make that much working full time between TWO people.
They are both able bodied individuals who could get a job in a heartbeat. What stops them 1. Having to work a job they don't TOTES LOVE, and 2. Having to be at the bottom of the food chain at their ages, especially his.
They have two fucking kids and a mortgage but neither of them is trying to get a real job ASAP? Just… fucking what? What kind of people do this? They made choices and have responsibilities now, yet expect others to carry their weight? I bet next they are going to try to get welfare too.
They are so beyond entitled and this patreon bullshit just makes it even more blatant that they both think they are above having to actually work.
I already hate the entire patreon culture since it is rarely beyond e-begging (and, guess what, as soon as patreons move on you are screwed again until you get a real job), but holy fucking shit, what these two people are doing is beyond pathetic. I wish so much that this kind of behavior was more severely shamed in our society so they would knock it off and have to work hard like everyone else.
I hope the IRS thing is true because fuck, they both deserve it after this.
No. 379044
>>378966This is so fucking bad, holy shit. And what is the point? All of the stuff he lists off has nothing to do with being "emo"—plus I'm pretty sure there are no emo kids left in 2017, except for Plainey. This was just an excuse to put on more makeup than usual and show off all of the kewl stuff in his house. Their McMansion looks like a college dorm. But that's what teens like, right?!
> Music ProducerSure, Gregma.
No. 379052
Suuuper OT, but I just watched that movie Colossal and the villain reminded me of Gerg so much.
"I'm helping you out with your life, giving you shit, buying you shit, doing you favors, I'm such a nice guy, I'm such a pal, I do this because I'm a great person, oh, btw, I fucking own you now."
No. 379056
>>379044>>Music ProducerIt's just another criteria of his NPD, overblown exaggeration of his achievements and credentials.
It's the same for his "Director, comedian, television appearances (doesn't disclose it was a just a clip of his Banana video 10 years ago), military veteran, web designer, graphic designer" ect.
We have a female narc on here called "Victoria Bella-Morte" (Vicky Shingles) who does the exact same thing, but she's a benign narcissist in comparison to Gerg.
>>379055Yep, his fans share the same morals, ethics, mean-spirited sense of humor and mindset as him, similar to why abusers are so defensive and see nothing wrong with enjoying the content by DaddyofFive for example.
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I know it's been talked about already, but maybe Billie did hear a lot of crying in Gregs household from what sounded like kids/over sized babies. I mean Complainey does cry a lot and Greg does throw a lot of shit fits/ tantrums.
Be easy to mix up the two.
-sarcasm
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>>379085>failed abortionmy sides fuck
>>379076that's not the dent that's just his neanderthal brow. the dent goes up much farther. whatever doc did his botox probably fucked it up and put it in the wrong spot once.
No. 379107
>>379103You gotta understand, anon; he was in his 20's and had (
had) looks.
Now, they're all gone.
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>>379105>>379108nicole kidman's a good example of it. sage for samefagging.
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>>379110I believe Carrot Top is a more apt comparison.
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>>379097There goes that drooping right eye. He looks like he just came back from a methadone clinic.
No. 379147
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It's so obvious that this YouTube censorship thing is just a shitty ploy to make his YT subscribers pay up. I can't believe some of them are dumb enough to fall for it, and even defend it, but then I remember they're all people with the same maturity/intelligence/desperation levels as his.
No. 379151
>>379009This is really great info and on the last thread as well
>>378608, just wish it could all be condensed. You've captured his cycles perfectly. What really stood out is the "hoovering"; acting like he's going to change for the better(duping newfags who're unfamiliar with his shit, and duping oldfags - his wife - into sticking around) only to fall back into the same if not worse behavior than before.
And if that doesn't work, turn on the "poor me, i'm suicidal" shtick. He really is utterly predicable. Anyway, i guess blog posts should go to OT.
No. 379157
>>379021>so those donating would know they are literally giving to the richI could name a few other "rich" youtuber's that are doing the same thing, but i don't want to go off topic. Onion truly is the worst of the worst.
>They made choices and have responsibilities now, yet expect others to carry their weight?They're perpetual children in adult bodies. Their childlike behavior is expected.
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>>378869You stole my joke from a thread back, nonny! Good on you though, because I have an intense need to freak the fuck out about his absolutely shitty taste with like minded anons.
Seriously, they
do look like they buy all of their furnishings at Hot Topic. Yes, it's a McMansion, which in my book is a
major hell no in terms of housing, but it's also a McM that looks a lot like a giant, cheap hotel room for lame weebs, which is truly saying something special. It's a sad porn star house. It's shitty and beige. It has no personality at all, which in and of itself is creepy AF think of the children!!¡¡¡!1
Zero personality. If I'd been making money like Greg, my home would be disgustingly lovely and cozy and gorgeous and I'd have Hilden and Diaz chandeliers all over the damned place. (pic related)
I'd love to get as many pictures of Greg's house together as we can in one place so that design minded anons can sperg about his dreadful, cheap decorating choices? I'd start this off right but haven't got any photos or screencaps which means that I suck.
Sage for ranty blogposting and maybe OT, but seriously if anyone wants to talk about his fucked taste, I'm here and I'm fucking ready. It may be off-topic (thoughts admin-sama?) but at least it's more interesting than armchair headshrinking, IMO.
No. 379169
>>378911So much newfaggotry. Greggles is a long time MGS fan and one of his first message boards was…
You know what? Go forth and do research, summerchild.
No. 379177
>>379170What is she calling non-binary? "Oh! Some days I feel like a girl, and some days I feel like a bara daddy!" ?
To quote another non-binary cow on this site.
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>>379147This one is getting it though
No. 379186
>>379173Wouldn't breastfeeding MASSIVELY
TRIGGER her "dysphoria?"
No. 379189
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>>379178>I'm not gonna give you my allowanceAnons totally called it. Onion and Lamp are just e-begging from kids now. But Billie's the loser, right Onion?
No. 379190
>>379180That was what we call a joke, anon? Sorry that the /s was a necessity for you.
>>379168This! Like, if he flew a ton I'd say he saw all that shit in SkyMall but he never leaves the house! So much Sharper Image/Brookstone junk.
Lame. It's so lame. It's weird but when I was growing up at least we had time of books in the house, what the hell do his kids do for entertainment? Stare at the beige?
Listen to the sounds of daddy raping Andy Beirsack (sp) dolls? It's just so wrong.
No. 379197
>>379180
>Criminology anons entire point was to expose Onion for what he really is for the benefit of othersMy sides
Excuse me
In orbit
Please stop.
If you aren't Goochhole you're doing a solid, very autistic impersonation, bravo. Call Billie a skank a few more times & you'll be bang on.
No. 379204
>>379170I don't understand why people can't just dress the way they want without applying labels to themselves? Like if you want to wear makeup "like a girl" but dress in flannel button-ups "like a boy," just fucking do it because
that's what you like. No need to further perpetuate tired gender stereotypes in the process.
Plainey's own breasts and hips
trigger her "dysphoria," but hetero sex with Gregma, pregnancy, childbirth, and breastfeeding are fine? Feminine hair makes her feel bad, but feminine makeup is fine..?
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>>379189It's surprises me that he can't see that his life has hit rock bottom if a child refuses to give him her lunch money.
Also captured this roast of the same upset fan
No. 379212
>>379208Also Dan & Phil and Zoella have all branched out and don't rely on views for their income.
Which is why they're 'surviving' while onion isn't
No. 379216
How accurate is Socialblade?
He complains that his drop in views/subs are part of YT conspiracy against him personally, but the vast majority of unsubscribers are
after he announced his Patreon money grab (4/16).
https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/onision/monthlyPlus, YouTube isn't even "censoring" anyone, they're just preventing certain videos from appearing in restricted mode… like, to children, for example. But that's his target demographic, so it's understandable that he's taking it so hard.
No. 379218
>>379202There's a great way you can 'identify his cycles'. You watch his increasingly manic videos and read his spergouts on twitter.
Figuring out narcissists is not rocket science.
No. 379219
>>379202Oh, for the love of Pete.
Take it over to the blisteringly rapid fire discussion of his fascinating cycles (which none of us have ever pondered in the slightest) over on ot, though.
No. 379223
>>379187Everything that I've always thought would legit
trigger Taylor/Lainey never actually seems to be a point of contention for her.
Like having het sex on the reg with a cis dude, yes. Or nursing children. Or hell, being pregnant.
Or that Greg can misgender her all he wants but when someone else does it? Then she has to make a quick text to Greggums so he can go ballistic on someone on poor, defenseless agender Lainey's behalf. Didn't this happen last with JG as well? She misgendered Lainey and Greg took her to task for it during their not-a-debate.
Lainey is just so full of shit.
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>>379076Well he clearly had something done around Feb/March this year…
No. 379237
>>379216https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/uhohbro>-2,671,725 143.6% Views for the Last 30 Days
I don't know how accurate it is but I'm lol'ing over the negative two million views for the Uhohbro channel, and it's the only one with a network too.I seem to recall him whining awhile back about closing it.
No. 379243
>>379173Lol, so Blaire shouldn't get a boob job and should love herself, but Plainey can possibly chop her titties off because she actually hates herself.
What happen to Gregma's " My spouse would never consider changing her body because I make them feel perfect the way they are" bullshit.
Also:
Random person on the internet misgenders her :
TRIGGERED TO HIGH HEAVENS
Family misgenders her :
Its alright, its cool.
No. 379249
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>>379173Someone called her out on her shit at the end.
Aww, u mad bro?
No. 379253
>>379204But then they cant be super speshul and have a term just for them! It just causes more stereotypes if you think being a girl is just wearing pretty dresses, having long hair, and painting your nails. You can hate dresses and have short hair, and be a girl. Having dysphoria and wanting to transition is a whole different ballgame. This agender shit is wanting to be different/trans but dont want to have to transition because you know you're not actually trans.
Idk why people think agender makes them special. Its literally a made up term to describe what everyone has been for ages (a tomboy! or metrosexual for guys). I was a tomboy and still am. I dont need a super speshul term for it and to defy being a girl.
>>379249Shes literally a joke. One day gerg will do that same face and gesture to her as he kicks her out the house. Have fun lameo!
No. 379256
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>>379230>>379245Related pic from early March in the "finally facing my stalker vid". It's obvious he fucked up his face somehow. Looks like some swelling around the eyes. Part of the vid cuts to him wearing a "clay" mask which was obviously filmed before whatever he did to fuck up his face.
No. 379260
>>379251Pretty sure her dick is bigger than Onion's microD, which is ironic given how much of a pathetic doormat she is for staying with a man who was going to leave her for a teenage girl until he got
rejected. kek
No. 379266
>>379173She's dull as hell, and I still hate her, however I will say 2 things that I find actually positive about the video.
1) She's more tolerable than when Greg is leering over her in videos.
2) I found it quite mature of her when she was talking and stated 'As a parent…' She was able to acknowledge her children even though she did not say how many kids, their names, ages ect. Greg is a fucking idiot in that respect, he announces on twitter and everywhere that they are going to have a baby, then down the track is like 'the one, five hundred kids we may or may not have' like as if that protects him from people finding out they have kids. You already announced it dumbass (at least one of them) you really think pretending they don't exist is going to fool your audience?
It's so clear like an anon said earlier that he sees his children as a turn off for any potential teen fuck toys in the future. Remember that post where he was complaining everyone said he looked like a dad? He gave every other excuse except for 'Well I AM a dad guys'
It's so sad that he acts like it's all for their protection, but really all his children are to him are giant cockblockers. I feel so bad for his kids. I hate Lainey too, but At least she actually acknowledges them unlike Greg.
No. 379269
>>379263I think your decoder ring is busted, autist-kun.
If he needed bandages like that his eyes would both be black and blue and his head would be the size of a basketball.
Don't leave your day job to become a detective.
No. 379279
>>379192Sorry, I'm late
Someone should post this on tumblr, complain about how she is assigning genders to haircuts and dresses, use some special snowflake tags, say she's
triggering, and boom. All of tumblr lgbtwhatever hates her.
No. 379282
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>>379108It is not. Fucking. Botox.
The dent is very clear here.
No. 379290
File: 1493613886874.png (510.75 KB, 732x600, 260893.png)
>>378925>>379169>summerchildok
on a serious note, knowing greg likes something i like makes me violently ill
No. 379299
>>379297That's why she's a giant fuckwit hahahaha
if she threw Greg under the bus her life would be a shit tonne healthier. I always hope she will, but she has no spine and like you said, is his biggest fan.
No. 379300
>>379282Different anon here, but I think both of you have a point. I think the dent isn't caused by Botox, he just has an unfortunate brow. Sage for blogpost, but my ex had the exact indent and caveman forehead. HOWEVER, I think the other anon is right, he DOES use Botox, but the Botox is contributing to his Disney villain/carrot top eyebrows reaching up at the sides not the indent itself.
Also sage for me being a goddamn fence sitter.
No. 379301
>>379298I never said he didn't get Botox, I said he
had the dent BEFORE the procedures began, you stupid illiterate bitch. <3
(calm down) No. 379308
File: 1493616854890.png (840.85 KB, 1136x640, IMG_4100.PNG)
>>379288It's more notable here actually.
No. 379312
>>379303Lol I'm sure it was an accident hahahaha
I would have done more than push him
No. 379326
>>379308His mouth is disgusting.
He never has been good-looking, poor thing. On another note can the kiwis plz go, your autism is shitting up the place.
No. 379332
>>379212D&P haven't really branched out. I know it seems like they did, but they stopped their radio show and the only extra thing they have is their cringy tour-show and a book which are still fully YouTube-dependent.
Sage for OT
No. 379362
>>378989Absolutely this, it's a poison afterall. His skin at times looks like a botox allergy reaction. He has skin that looks like it has had hives on it and a severe skin reaction of an uneven skintone(pseudosegmental exanthema). As for his lopsidedness, an unskilled injector. Gregma is notorious for being cheap, so him getting an unskilled and ill-techniqued injector wouldn't be unheard of. His droopy eyelid definitely supports the theory of a bad injector, as that is caused by an injection/product getting to the wrong muscle.
As above anon said, Botox paralyzes the muscles, smoothing out may uncover irregularities in the underlying tissue. It might lessen as the Botox starts to wear off. That's why he doesn't always have it, he had a fresh batch at the time of the indentation.
Also an overuse of Botox causes atrophy of an excessively prominent muscle, in this case the Frontalis muscle. He has used Botox probably for so long, that his muscles have atrophied on his face. This would explain his hanging brow, as he no longer has any muscle control over it. Droopy eyebrows are very common in Botox overuse, it's over-immobilizing of the only muscle on the forehead that can lift up your eyebrows - the injector has used way too much Botox (wouldn't be surprised again of a bad injector, due to Gregma jewing out).
tldr;
Everything that could cause his droopy eyebrows signs a shitty injector
1. Frontalis has too much Botox injected to
2. Botox was placed too low in the forehead.
3. He has a lowset eyebrow, aka you'll have a droop with Botox and should consider your options.
Sage for armchair diagnosis.
No. 379382
>>379251She went from plain looking "girl next door" type to gruny lesbo tomboy.
Which didn't exactly help her looks.
No. 379383
File: 1493637685140.jpg (174.97 KB, 746x1511, IMG_0046.JPG)
I had a look at his patreon and saw he had updated the rewards… wtf. 15k for him to read out loud and to write a new, horrific "book"? I have no words. My patreon sub to McMansion Hell was just withdrawn from my account so Gregma's real numbers should show up soon.
No. 379393
File: 1493639333277.png (55.38 KB, 320x446, KYccPU6.png)
>>379390oh my god you're right when i checked some minutes ago it was 1,000 and look at it now
No. 379398
File: 1493640793056.png (56 KB, 292x408, DJeWZsN.png)
>>379396i'm going to completely speculate here:
my guess is that the 1-2$ patreons are pretty stable because most people don't mind dropping this amount at least once, since they get to stay another month on his patreon so with that he gets:
568 + 236*2 = 1,040
The thirsty 1,000$ patreon will probably stay because they will collab so that's 2,040
I think the ones in between will fluctuate the most in the next 30 days. Some of them will be ok with staying until June 1st (one time payment) and some of them will decrease their pay so I would say maybe 60% will remain.
2,040 + 2,300*0.60 = 3420 is my rough guess.
(yes i'm bored, and here's a patreon update for those that don't want to bother refreshing)
No. 379407
File: 1493642227113.png (35.69 KB, 1080x522, temp_gerg.png)
Is graphtreon accurate? Did he really have 5,000+ on his patreon just yesterday? Because he's going to have a really shitty morning when he wakes up to find a THOUSAND dollar decrease kek
No. 379411
File: 1493643121896.png (106.17 KB, 642x494, 1009.png)
I'm just going to leave this here so that we can all refer back to it at the end of the day.
No. 379412
File: 1493643448702.jpg (62.23 KB, 475x314, gergamel.jpg)
Current patrons: 976
Money: 4,145
>>379398my theory here seems to hold up for the time being, the number of 1$ patrons increased to 570, the 2$ stayed the same.
Pic related, it's a visualization of gergamel when he wakes up and realizes his patrons are fleeing
No. 379425
>>379418it's 6 am where he lives.
get your fax straight faggot
No. 379433
File: 1493645590152.png (47.67 KB, 316x397, gregma.png)
hehehe.
No. 379436
File: 1493646064040.png (Spoiler Image,301.23 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20170501-063652.png)
>>379434that cringy tomato guy? idk anon that guys is far too deep inside onions greasy asshole.one can only hope.
sage 4 cringe. spolier 4 cringe
No. 379440
File: 1493646691260.png (22.56 KB, 286x596, plaindependent.png)
Let's not forget Plainey's either. I'm still confused over the "once I get $5,000 I'll be financially independent"…..you can be that now if you got a fucking job.
No. 379443
>>379436Nah, the tomato guy seems like he doesnt even have the money for this shit, (see
>>373808 ) so i dont even know where his $1k + expenses is coming from, but it seemed like he just wants a collab, and will withdraw after that happens and cant afford paying $1k a month.
>>379433This makes me happy that its dropped by $1k before the $1k donator drops out. That was more than i expected.
No. 379449
>>379440This is so fucking pathetic.
A married mother of two needs $5000 a month to be "financially independent" from her own fucking husband. This is the kind of shit that makes people hate millennials.
Saged.
No. 379450
>>379433I'm predicting a full on narc rage plus a "you betrayed me" rant towards all his patreons which he will quickly backpedal on and say he meant only those who pledged and didn't pay.
Sage for speculation
No. 379451
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>>379449> This is the kind of shit that makes people hate millennialsnah e-beggers of all ages exist. gerg and plainly are just extra ridiculous. i bet gergles was the one who made her account anyways.
Also: the patreon numbers seem to remain at the 950 mark for a while now. could be a coincidence or the end of the current wave.
No. 379454
>>379449
> A married mother of two needs $5000 a monthFor doing literally nothing, let's not leave that part out. She wants $5,000, for which she's begging from
children, for doing nothing. She's beyond despicable.
No. 379463
>>379451Nice, so he's basically lost a grand and nearly 100 patrons.
The 1k pledger is still there though, it's gotta be Grease himself otherwise one of his fans seriously have more money than sense.
No. 379466
>>379464If he's the one, I hope he's realised he's now given Gerp 2k and not the one off payment.
I can't imagine anyone wanting to put themselves in debt for some neurotic YT'er who doesn't contribute anything worthwhile to society, yeesh.
No. 379469
>>379467Indeed, he's putting far too much faith into Grease's teenage demographic, he'll get a handful of new followers/subscribers at most; the rest will be uninterested and won't put any effort into seeing what this guy's channel is all about.
He collab'ed with Billy the Fridge for nothing just as the YT ship was beginning to sink, I don't think Billy has benefited that much from the "exposure" through Grease himself.
>>379468Gotcha, I don't have any Patreon experience so I thought if you go beyond the first monthly payment, you're automatically charged for the next.
I guess we'll just have to see what happens in the upcoming days or weeks now.
No. 379478
File: 1493653412114.png (542.86 KB, 1783x809, temp_gerg.png)
Here's a side by side comparison of the some of the patron tiers that are losing members (for the past ~3 hrs).
One of the PO box patrons left.. i wonder if he'll reject their mail now hahahaha
No. 379491
>>379488Yes, we see. His patreon # kept dropping until he woke, now it's growing.
So this is how he reacts to the fiasco. Pretend it away.
No. 379495
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No. 379498
>>379495Just wanted to post this as well.
Two days ago:
>I may or may not have children! We don't discuss anything about them! Notice how I don't even tell you their gender IF they exist at all!Today
>Here's a song I made for my son>>379491Makes more sense to collect pity points than to get angry I guess.
No. 379502
>>379500Yeah, this is one of the things I do agree with them on. They have been adamant on keeping their kids and their lives private, and whether or not they have noble intentions, it's a good move.
However, I think it would be different if they didn't receive the backlash they did when they announced the first kid. Maybe they would have featured their children or at least not denied their existence, if people didn't threaten Lainey and their unborn baby. As much as I despise this creep, I don't agree with the lengths some haters have gone to, and this is one example.
No. 379504
>>379495why do i feel he'll add a new reward tier
>for $500 a month see a photo of my childhe's trying to pull those heart strings to get that money
No. 379508
>>379502The only problem I have is the way they go about it.
It comes off like they don't want to acknowledge that they have kids in the first place since they never mention "going out with the family!" "Took my kids to the park/beach on the weekend!" "As a parent"
There's plenty of ways to do it without mentioning specifics, posting photos or personal information.
No. 379529
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>>379526
No. 379530
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>>379526
>>379527
It's not too late to delete these posts, Anon.
On his tweet about the song for his son, I found this reply. Is this true or just a troll? I'm going to drop the person a PM but they seem kinda unstable.
No. 379543
>>379530Her twitter is created today and all she has is tweets about Onision, how she's going to leak his and Laineys patreon content, and the civil war.. kek.
I really doubt that she has any pictures, Drew might be pissed at Gregma, but I doubt there exists any pictures of their kids. Except for the one Ayalla took and accidentally included Troy.
No. 379551
>>379507For him to get back in the military would be extremely complicated. He could do it if he dedicated years too it though. He would have to speak to a military lawyer and prove to a judge he is not only good enough to change the terms of his discharge, but also capable enough to re-enlist. Which he is actually too old for enlisting now, so he would have to become an officer, which requires a degree. So he'd have to go to school too. It would be too much work for onion, and he probably doesn't want to go back to the miliary. He loves the brownie points of saying he is a "veteran" (which he isn't)
Source: I'm doing this process to get back into the military and know people have done in and are currently re-enlisted in the military.
No. 379552
File: 1493664599000.png (1.12 MB, 1280x718, difrent n speshul.PNG)
>>379170Guys please PLEASE don't link to the Onion family's videos. If there's one you want to share and you don't want to re-upload it yourself, just make a post asking for it to be done. There are more than a few of us itt who will do it. I don't even need to watch the video to dl and re-upload it. There's no need for us to be giving them views.
https://vid.me/wSJ6 No. 379559
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May 1st is International Workers' Day/May Day you uneducated cuck.
You know, the celebration of the establishment of the 8-hour workday, workers' rights, and a day of appreciation for those who…work. No wonder Gregma knows nothing about that.
Hilarious that May 1st is the day he collects his e-begging shekels from his 12 year old fans on Patreon. What a difficult job he has. Such dedication he displays.
No. 379563
>>379551Is he not a veteran because he was discharged or because he wasn't in a war? I thought veteran = participating in a war but I've seen many Americans call themselves veterans even though they spent their whole military career in like Oklahoma or something?
sage for ot
No. 379565
>>379563You're a veteran if you "served" in any way. He served abroad in Korea, as a military policeman IIRC.
He wasn't honorably discharged though.
No. 379571
>>379566People have already tried to get a hold of his records and got nowhere.
Dont bother.
Also I believe someone did however find out he was honourably discharged, not sure of the details. It's a few threads back
This military Convo shit always leads nowhere and it pointless.
Saged for old topic that keeps coming back
No. 379575
>>379563He isn't a veteran because he didn't go on a tour. He likes to spin it like his little trip to Korea was a tour but that is total bs. He was stationed there. What in the military is referred to as a boot. Lmao now that I think about it, he would probably sperg if we called him a boot.
But yes, he is techically a veteran. Just technically.
No. 379594
>>379575He's not a combat veteran, no. However he is still a veteran as someone who served. Even though he's a shit head and a complete disgrace.
Also wanted to mention the possibility of him being "other than honorably" discharged? It's not as bad as dishonorable but still pretty shit.
No. 379650
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hes back at 1000 patreoms? and he didnt throw a fit he still lost over 800 bucks?
wtf is going
No. 379654
>>379650I just saw that too.
Is this just people that were late going thru transaction ?
No. 379657
>>379650The patreon number was steadily falling until around the time Greg woke up, then it started rising.
He's pledging to himself. Fake it till you make it…
No. 379662
>>379411Where's your 2 million subscribers though smegma
>>379650Even if he gets this much his first month, I'm going to predict it will go down steadily each month
Are the empty cards some anons used being included in this total? Or do they get taken off and subtracted since it couldn't charge the cards?
No. 379668
>>379664In that case I hope one of the 1000$ pledges are him.
Btw what % of the money do they take ? I'm curious what him final profit is.
No. 379670
>>379668-samefag
They take 5%.
So Gregs total is 4,019.45$
( If one of the 1000$ are him he just wasted 50$ )
No. 379690
>>379665>>379668No,
>>374359 just said they >pledged a sizable amount.
The $1k contributor is
>>379481, he's real and talked to Onision on Patreon/ discussed the meeting and mentioned that he and his family don't have a lot of money but want to use their savings to collab with Gregma.
No. 379694
>>379650If they only charge on the first of the month, then the actual drop will come next month, cause people would still be on this month until they cancel. But theres no point in canceling until right before the month ends, because they are patrons for the month of may.
I dont think 1k donator will renew next month.
No. 379704
>>379700What's even more sadder is Onion don't give no fucks about ~poor ppl probz~ and will still charge the dude.
Lack of empathy for the armchairfags.
No. 379716
>>379700I took a glance at the dude's channel, jfc everything about him is cringe af. He has been uploading for a year and has like 200 subs and from his posts on greg's patreon he seems to be trying to be a "career youtuber" while mooching off his wife(who's prob paying a grand to grugly for the collab). He needs his own thread tbh.
sage for ot
No. 379738
>>379735Yeah and he spent hundreds of thousands on three ugly mcmansions that he doesn't need. Talk about a horrible investment. I would be very surprised to learn he has a college fund for the kids. Oh yeah, he's anti-education, so of course not. In his mind that's a great reason to spend all his money on himself and the occasional visit to fucking Olive Garden. Meanwhile his kids sit in their monochrome rooms playing with their dull cheap lead-paint-recall toys and eating taco bell when they're not hanging off plank's tits. Really sad.
>>379731>>379733I think anon was making a joke but yes I'm almost exactly one year younger than Billie. No underage b& lolcow keeps me a bitch in reform
No. 379739
>>37973318's on the older side for Gergle, don't you think, kek?
>>379718It's been said for about 3000 times, but it can't be said enough. He can only entertain when there's drama in his personal life, because it's usually milky. Otherwise his content is purely shit. I would cringe to even watch any of the videos on his main channel.
No. 379740
>>379718Greg's last funny content were his skits with the dysfunctional family Ron, Vicky, Wyatt and the tranny. All of which were characters Skye created.
He really owes all of his success to the real talent. I miss Fellfromtheskye.
No. 379742
>>379740>>379741I'd bet he wouldn't even
be where he is now if he hadn't divorced her. I'm guessing that's why he still resents her, he doesn't have
her Magic for dem yt views
No. 379743
>>379742There's no doubt about it. Skye was the real comedy, she also kept him grounded and delayed his slow descent in to the egotistical, botox filled, grease soaked maniac that we have today. It's too bad she quit youtube because she got too much harassment from his rabid fans he constantly sicced on her. Throwback to this entertaining video that's
totally not about grease. RIP Skye
No. 379746
>>379743I just found out about her like, two years ago (during an Onion re-watching marathon) and already feel like I miss her. She was way more outgoing and fun than the *~smoll space prince~* who just sits there and ~cries for Billie~
I hope he sees this and has another narc fit, the fucking cuck.
No. 379751
>>379746OT but I laughed out loud at a comment about Laniey on YouTube. Someone said Lainey looks like a fart. Someone else commented she has the personality of a fart.
At least farts don't cry.
No. 379754
>>379751Kek! Lainey
is a fart, wonder if she smells (worse than Billie-bob) too…?
Nah nvm, that bitch looks like a foot.
No. 379760
>>379753Haha! She's like one of those longggg whining squeaky farts
Sage for my childishness haha
No. 379766
>>379758The way Adrienne wrote it made it seem like it was realllllly bad. Like she aired out a little bit of what Greg said about his and Shiloh's relationship but the way it sounded, he must have really fucked up Skye's life for Adrienne to not even want to talk about it. She also states in the letter that she felt extremely sorry for Skye. It kind of makes me think about the whole basement thing with Billie and what unusual punishments he could have inflicted on Skye.
Sage for speculation
No. 379771
>>379766Possible physical abuse, chaining her up in the attic, unpleasant sexual acts?
Although he did admit to having (forcing) her showering with him whenever he fucking felt like it, cuz you know; ~love~ and shit.
Is it really that worse than making Shiloh sleep on the cold hallways?
Saged for possible reaching.
>>379768Please explain, we know she did most of the editing for him.
No. 379798
>>379735I also think he way over exaggerated. I dont see how she even has 8-10k worth of makeup if you watch her videos. She seems to use the same eyeshadow palletes and other makeup products over and over again. In her my makeup favorites she made in january, i counted up what she showed and it was about ~$500 worth of makeup. and the most expensive thing she showed was like $65, and she said that was a yolo purchase and she usually doesnt get things that expensive. So Where is this 8-10k of makeup?
>>379718Idk why patreons are paying for videos that are just him asking for patreons.
>>379784yeah lainey is the only one i dont feel sorry for. She had my sympathy for awhile,then her true colors came out. Idk Id have to see after the break up if i actually will feel sorry for her, but she probably will still be pining after greg long after he divorces her
No. 379809
>>379807Your frontal lobe is where you get your reasoning. It is typically the last part of your brain to full develop, hence why teens are notorious for making bad decisions
cough like Lainey marrying Greg
cough. So if he really does have a giant dent in his skull on his forehead he could have some brain damage to his frontal lobe.
Phineas Gage is a fantastic example. His frontal lobe was pratically destroyed and a well mannered man became a giant asshole. Look it up if you want, its pretty interesting.
No. 379820
File: 1493715919275.png (69.38 KB, 401x226, plainlain.png)
>>379819> idk why she hasn't seen the difference between herself and the women he's cheating on her with.i think maybe she did. i don't follow her boring shit but i noticed every once in a while she posts emo stuff about not being good enough.. where do you think that comes from?
it's funny how gergamel was saying that social repose failed jaclynn glenn because his job was to make her feel perfect and beautiful, but here we have plainly constantly having self esteem problems. you're a failure by your own standards, greg.
also i bet gerg still calls lainey by feminine pronouns when they're not online. the only reason he stopped was because people kept pointing to it and saying that it's confusing.
pic not very related
No. 379824
>>379823i think gergles is good at adapting. he used to be both transphobic (in the most strict sense, saying MtFs are men in dresses) and bi-phobic (he said bi women always cheat) but now he doesn't say these things out loud because he knows it's not the trendy thing to do. Identifying as an agender space prince is trendy so he goes with it as long as he can call lainey a slutty whore in the bedroom and breed her as much as he wants. she's even doormatty enough to let him cheat on her. His acceptance of her "gender" also puts him on a higher moral pedestal with his dumbass fans.
It's a pretty good deal if you ask me.
No. 379832
[blog] My fiancé just told me that if we ever have a daughter he wants to name her Elaine after his grandmother, Lainey/Lanie for short. You guys are the only ones who would understand why I'm less than thrilled with this. At least it's not Greg? [/blog]
>>378863He only cares what someone does to their body if that body is something he wants to fuck. I honestly think the best thing that can happen to his kids in that household is for Gregma to avoid and neglect them. Neglect is still horrible, but can you imagine how much more he'd fuck them up if he actually interacted with them on the regular? Best case scenario they'll end up being raised by their maternal grandparents.
>>379809It's also involved in modulation of emotions and in impulse control, both of which Gregma lacks to a certain extent. Damage to the frontal lobe definitely could've contributed to him being an unreasonable, impulsive, ragey asshole. All of those things are also affected by genetics and upbringing though, so who knows. Maybe someone should smack him again to see if he improves.
No. 379836
File: 1493722618416.png (39.03 KB, 1120x342, 4FDgoIt.png)
I was looking at graphtreon and noticed his stats are decreasing across all social media accounts. He claims it's youtube's fault, but youtube can't lower his facebook and twitter followers…..
>>379832show lainey to your fiance and i'm sure eventually he'll reconsider. you could give your daughter a different name that starts with an E
No. 379855
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lol pretty sure onion boy is (or has plainey) going through his tumblr inbox and sending this copy pasted reply to everyone
Trying to lure more patrons in. He must be so desperate
No. 379859
>>379858Yeah… his shamelessness is
breathtaking.
No. 379861
>>379855Gregma: "Don't talk to me unless you're paying me every month"
Holy fuck, I hope he loses a few fans over that… even 13 year old not-too-smart fangirls won't like being treated like that.
No. 379862
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>>379855i used to like gergles in 2009 (i was 18, he had 10k subs) and i remember i messaged him a couple of times and he would always be really proud of the fact that unlike other stuck up youtubers, he actually responds.
he used to say that it's his job to respond to his fans. i'm sure he's making more money now, with the ad crisis, than he did back in 2009.
it's really a shame to see how much he sold out any ounce of integrity since.
No. 379876
>>379862From what I've seen in his old videos, he seemed very tolerable and was cool with his fans (sorta).
Maybe his last fragments of empathy left along with his ex-wife.
No. 379878
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>>379855>>379861>>379867lel, and he is bragging on twitter how he responded to each and every mail
No. 379900
>>379878And just told them they can talk to him by becoming a patron? I'm so done with him constantly trying to bamboozle money out of everyone. You should have saved your money, you should have invested it in a mutual fund or something. Heck put it in a CD if you're so irresponsible that you can't put enough money away.
If I can have a pretty sizable savings/401K, own a home(on my own) in a nice town 5 miles from an expensive major metropolitan area, and make 4% of what he makes he shouldn't be worried at all. I know being an adult can be dubious, but if plan ahead it's not hard to live comfortably even in hard times.
No. 379913
>>379908No, I didn't say he was (medically) autistic, just too retarded to realize his
financial crisis is all on his own (along with the spending).
No. 379919
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pathetic
No. 379922
>>379913I don't believe for a second he's in a financial crisis. I just think he's completely unwilling to go without making more then everyone. He has plenty of options left, but is to damn greedy to give up anything or go live without that extra 5k+ a month.
Greed is the only factor here. He's not broke, he's not going bankrupt, his children are not starving and he def does have money just lying around, just rather spend somebody else's hard earned cash.
No. 379924
>>379914It's mostly knowing how to save, living within your means, and investing-I wouldn't say I'm any expert, just good at seeing the bigger picture.
Vine dying out was a great indication that Greg's livelihood is fleeting. He should have never bought such a large house and splurged on useless crap. He gets what he deserves.
No. 379926
>>379919he's legitimately infatuated with Shane … Sometimes I wonder if the reason he makes Lainey look boyish is so she closer resembles Shane..
Maybe i'm just reaching .. ( though he did make that mock sex tape of him humping Andy… should we expect a shane one ? )
No. 379946
>>379942Great job!!
God, he's so verbally abusive.
No. 379947
>>379942I checked out your other Onision videos too.
You are a true artist.
No. 379951
>>379942I agree with
>>379947, your videos are magnificent.
No. 379962
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>>379256>>379230Both anon's mentioned Feb/March for these pics.
>>379353>>379408Related pic was from Feb 4 2016. It's harder to see because of the lighting. Call it what you like but you can't prove he's not hiding something. Sure, he builshits so much he can't even get his "fax" straight anymore but it's not unreasonable to think that
someone with obvious NPD would pay to get their face rearranged. Not to mention most people who've looked at his face through the years believe he's had something done.
No. 379964
>>379962Meh. I still think it's more likely that he has acne outbreaks that he can't cover it up sufficiently with makeup… and because he's a narc, he tries to bait us "haters" into talking about it being cosmetic surgery so he has something to say, "look at this liars! if they lied about this, they must be lying about EVERYTHING!" I don't know, though, obv.
>>379963lol
No. 379986
>>379962I remember watching this awhile back
>>379256 and thinking how he acted like he was heavily medicated. Other people have mentioned vids like this and others where they notice a very distinct slur to his speech - wouldn't be surprised if he was addicted to some Rx.
No. 379989
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>>379964>I still think it's more likely that he has acne outbreaks that he can't cover it up sufficiently with makeupMaybe, but the makeup and lighting's apparently been sufficient enough for him for the most part. I don't remember the exact time frame but i recall the series of videos stretching over several weeks (months?) where he wore all those face masks, allegedly because the LED lights were irritating.
>>379963lol even IF she did, he wouldn't notice. He has no capacity for genuine human emotion.
No. 379990
>>379942I need a 10h loop of 0:08-0:10
for fax
No. 380002
>>379820>you're a failure by your own standards, greg. And in every other way imaginable. It's what he does best, but of course he's still better than everyone else in his own deluded mind.
>>379492He's a narc, there's no low to which he won't sink.
No. 380009
Narcs want the unquestionable power that comes with authority, but because they think they’re better than everyone else, they have strong sense of entitlement. They don’t work hard, but feel they deserve and expect success.
That’s where I was confused. Greg claims to work countless, tireless hours on his videos. I don’t doubt that’s true. That’s inconsistent with NPD, so is he really a narc?
Then I thought… he doesn’t work hard.
1. Greg never reads, yet he’s written two (horribly pathetic and embarrassing) books. He wanted the perceived accomplishment of being an author, without putting any effort into it.
2. He constantly says other YouTubers who don’t put out as much content as he does are lazy; are lesser. He equates quantity with quality to feel superior. Sure, he puts in the hours editing, but he never takes creative risks. None of his videos are groundbreaking, or thoughtful whatsoever. He’s been making the same content his whole “career”. If he changes his style, it’s only to emulate someone else who’s popular.
Y’all remember that time when he was “beefing” with Leafy, and he started to adopt the way Leafy spoke for a brief period? With women, he tries to degrade them with gendered insults (dumb, bimbo bitch/cunt, etc.) to feel superior, but with men, he sees their success (video views), and wants to imitate them so he can be successful without having to work for it.
Side note: I think he uses work as an escape from being an emotional support for Lainey and the kids, because that's a burden to him. He’s said before (in a relationship Q&A video with Lainey, not sure which one) that he’ll shut off, and want to be left alone. He also said in one of his recent livestreams that he was fantasizing about death because it would be the easy way out, and “no one would blame him.” If he says he has to work to make money for the household, then he can’t be questioned for emotionally ignoring them.
3. He’s actively opposed to working out. He’s stuck in his high school mentality of hating jocks… and I remember reading somewhere that his father worked out? (and he hates his dad, so anything his dad did, he automatically hates), yet the narc in him wants to flaunt his vegetarian bodeh. He claims being a vegetarian is healthy in and of itself, while eating mostly pre-made, processed garbage. He doesn’t actually care about health. It’s all about appearance. He’s always hunched over and clenching his ab muscles to appear more fit than he actually is, but now he’s hit 30, and it’s more difficult to maintain weight through anything except exercise. I'm looking forward to watching him try to fight getting older lol
sage for blogpost and armchair
No. 380015
>>379274I think that might be another reason why Taylor's afraid to leave Onion - she knows he'll shit on her online for the rest of his life.
>>379297>Onion married his biggest fanYes
how NPD of him. The only reason he stays is because he doesn't want to pay alimony (learned from the 1st failed marriage). imo Taylor stays with him mostly out of
fear.
No. 380023
>>379942Many keks were had. This is great anon.
>you didn't get a fucking degree like my breeder that I paid thousands for just so she'll never use itHe spent thousands for a degree whose only purpose is for wall decor. Lainey "earned" it using other people's time (edu-birdie is my guess) and money. She has ZERO work experience in her field of study.She'll be lucky if she lands some retail position and makes it to middle manager. She would've been better off with a GED.
No. 380024
>>380023RIGHT?
And all Greg has his HS diploma, an honorable discharge from the military, and a
problematic YT career. Working with others in any kind of media is essential to being successful, and he would be an absolute
nightmare to work with in any creative field.
What is Plainey even doing with her degree, because while she's with Grease–nooooothing. He only praises her for it because it looks good that he has a spouse that's educated. He wants her barefoot and pregnant at home, taking care of his offspring, where he can keep a constant, controlling eye on her.
No. 380025
>>380013sorry about that, just got excited i guess. thanks for the heads up.
i did put sage in the e-mail, tho?
No. 380030
>>379362>His skin at times looks like a botox allergy reaction.I was thinking that these:
>>379256>>379962>>379230look like the skin's flared up, i.e., allergic reaction.
No. 380048
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His fans are so deluded
No. 380050
>>380048 Same day oops I left my screen tint on.
4give me
No. 380061
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couple goalz!!!!111!!1
No. 380062
>>380061i just threw up in my mouth
this man is an actual father…
No. 380071
>>380061Must be Lainey complaining that little girls are taking his pet name from her. I honestly can't see a power hungry loser like Greg NOT liking being called Daddy.
Lol, unless he is such a narc, that he actually does hate it because it makes him feel old.
No. 380094
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Well, Gergs month just got even better
No. 380099
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kek
No. 380100
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By dermatologists he means us. Hi Smegma!
No. 380102
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Still trying to get relevant through Andy.
No. 380103
>>380097This is how I read it. He's definitely trying to mislead people into worrying he has cancer. My first thought was a possible abscess or something, if this is even remotely true.
Also lol @ DISEEEAAASE. God.
All this drama for attention and pity.
Sorry, I mean pitybucks.
>>380102ew ew ew "Romantically assault" YOU MEAN SEXUAL ASSAULT?
and the redundancy of "I promise" is probably completely unintentional since we all know how educated he isn't.
No. 380105
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Deres moar! He has no stds u guize!
No. 380109
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Wow…
No. 380111
>>380103Samefag but I just realized he is talking about seeing an actual doctor?! Or some sort of medical professional. I call bullshit, especially considering how he's "BARELY SURVIVING" … at least something isn't adding up, here, GREG.
>>380105Jesus that "SKIN DISEASE" is going to never get old for me. Because he probably doesn't even know how to spell it off the top of his head, and this way it sounds more impersonal and like he's SUDDENLY terminally ill.
>>380106I told my sciencey bff (to ask some questions as well, mostly about terms since I tend to have brainfarts while writing), and yeah, he and I both agree on that. He
literally said "Hopefully he does. hopefully it is malignant and gets into his spinal fluid." Then he added:
"How very non-descript and attention seeking
besides, tumors on the back are not very common"
Friend went to college for forensics and criminology, so… take that for what you will.
No. 380129
>>380126That's not a 1 man job. Several anon's would have to work on it.
But yes to this:
>If Daddyofive just lost custody of his kids, Greg should too. I can't see why this shouldn't happen.
No. 380133
>>380127I think he didn't actually see a doctor at all. We already know he thinks he knows better than anyone and that the only thing he cares about even close to himself is money (and using it to live a psuedo-hedonistic lifestyle).
Even if his income wasn't dropping, he wouldn't do this imo.
Maybe he went to get more botox or something, though, and had this mentioned to him? It would be hilarious if he went to have work done so fast after dumping on JG about hers.
Then again his logic is probably "I'd fuck me." Damn buffalo bill for real, he'd wear Taylor's skin if he could. Minus potential stretchmark aka "cut scars" areas.
No. 380136
>>380126>>380129can we stop with this tired meme? you know what the Do5 vids had that allowed everything that happened with them to happen? ACTUAL UNDENIABLE VIDEO PROOF OF ABUSE. physical and emotional abuse, spanning a long period of time, consistently and obviously. kids showing obvious signs of trauma.
CPS will never do anything without something that blatant and clear-cut. him being a raging narc will not make them move at all because it is /not a sign of abuse to his kids/.
all anyone is doing by filing shit with CPS that will never go anywhere is giving him a shield if something concrete does crop up: if you cry wolf so many times, no one will believe you anymore when the real wolf is there.
i hate to sound like i'm defending this piece of shit but goddamn am i tired of this derail. stop moralfagging.
No. 380137
>>380136sage for chiming in: i've seen people lose custody because of character defamation though, like with drug addicts who lose their kids even though they're not neglecting or abusing them. it happens.
though admittedly i don't know the law in america, so if it's likely to give him a shield should it fail, then it's still a bad idea
No. 380139
>>380111Is it possible that the tumor is recent or has been there for awhile and no one (Onion) noticed it?
This is probably coincidental but he has a video from years ago (2010-2011?) where he had some difficulty with a spinal injury. He was kind of immobile and was crawling a lot (even that was painful to him) throughout said video. Of course, it was also for dem pity views/yt bux.
No. 380140
>>380137he is a middle class white man in america. he has a house, there is food in his fridge, and his children are nowhere near the level of the Do5 kids. unless someone found pictures of these kids bruised or malnourished like a 3rd world child, CPS will not do anything. he has not shown himself to be physically violent and has no history of physical spousal abuse. videos of him frothing at the mouth in rage will do N O T H I N G especially since he can easily claim it's a character for YT. if you even got CPS to knock on his door, he'd shove lainey up front to sob at them and they'd leave genuinely believing that the internet haturs are harassing this poor man.
give it up. there's plenty of milk on him without having to moralfag about his treatment of his kids. even though i'm sure he's a less than stellar parent, he is not what CPS considers an unfit parent.
No. 380143
>>380139There's quite a few on Twitter who are saying he's had it for years and it's benign… my guess is he's just listing off what he knows is wrong with him and adding rosecea to that "list" for pity points.
Gotta remind his newer, recent fans of his toomer so they'll run to his Patreon to help with his "medical bills and insurance".
No. 380149
>>380100Did he seriously only just now realize he has rosacea? He's been treating it as acne this whole time? What a fucking idiot.
I'm sure his tumor is nothing otherwise Plainey would be crying all over twitter.
No. 380151
>>380143He could always ya know, sell one of his Teslas and some videogame consoles for extra cash.
Man, a 31 year-old solely depending on kids' lunch money and the mentally disabled's minimum wage money? Even the likes of Ted Bundy wouldn't stoop that low to get what he wants.
How long until he applies for them social security bux?
No. 380155
>>380103At worst I imagine it's a benign lypoma
There's no way he's not trying to mislead to get views. If he wasn't and there was any actual worry, Lamo and him would likely be tweeting depressive woe is me
even with the rosecea he's using correct, but overtly dramatic reading of "incurable skin disease"
it just looks bad, it doesn't do anything harmful. "Incurable skin disease" implies it's something harmful, which it's not.
No. 380161
>>380151my thoughts exactly.
why are they selling their shitty clothes and begging for money?
they have things they could sell to keep them afloat for awhile.
perhaps downgrading their home(s)?
i feel nothing for their financial woes.
No. 380189
>>380155Yeah I figured it could fall under the disease label, since disease doesn't necessarily mean deadly or crippling or whatever - but his fanbase doesn't necessarily know, especially when he's pulling the whole "WOE IS MY LIFE" act. We know - and he knows - that "disease" especially with vague/no context generally sounds alarm bells for people emotionally.
Also I do believe that he is upset if this is in fact news to him, since that means acknowledging his own imperfection.
>>380152I'm sure his "LOGIC" would be that "IT'S A DISEASE," but I totally agree that he should practice some of the shit he is so eager to preach for once in his life.
No. 380191
>>380188sage and lurk.
He wishes he had a harem.
No. 380212
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What was this shit for?
I refuse to believe this vain goober has never had work done.
No. 380300
>>380212it'll be for dat totes bad tooma in his back. which i will go ahead and guess is probably just a sebacious cyst that needs removing. they appear on the back all the time and it's usually a v minor procedure to remove.
source: i'm a nurse who deals with this shit on the daily.
No. 380303
>>379964>>379973Look at
>>379362He definetly fits all the criteria of cheap injections and cheap batches.
>>380047>>380149>>380152Ironically enough, botox is used offlabel and onlabel to treat Rosacea. Can't wait for Gregma to use it as an excuse for his Botox! I would bet he has had Botox and this is his excuse for using it very soon.
Link related, source for Botox being used for Rosacea.
>http://jddonline.com/articles/dermatology/S1545961612E0076X/1 No. 380309
>>380303Can someone who claims to be "straight edge" and anti-makeup/ anti-surgery use Botox?
Not that that will stop him from being a hypocrite
No. 380341
>>379900People in my town make like 12k € a year lol. Here 400k $ in savings is only reachable by selling the house your parents left you when they died.
You have to be a potato pea brain to blow onion kind of money. You have to be R E T A R D E D.
No. 380342
>>380300Exactly plus if it was a tumor wouldn't it be growing rapidly? Like to the point it'd be visible in videos? A friend of mine had a tumor removed off his back and it grew from the size of a small cyst to almost an A cup tit in just a year
Sage for blogpost.
No. 380351
>>380342It's almost definitely some kind of cyst. He can call it a tumor because the word "tumor" is, medically, applied to
any kind of growth. The definition, since Gerg loves those so fucking much, is:
>a swelling of a part of the body, generally without inflammation, caused by an abnormal growth of tissue, whether benign or malignant.Like, I developed a ganglion cyst on the back of my hand and that counts as a tumor, but it's benign as fuck and will just go away with time. Not all cysts/tumors grow rapidly, like mine's stayed the size of a marble, but the cancerous ones sure do. I'm sure his WebMD research told him all of this shit, but he knows his underage, uneducated fans will automatically interpret "tumor" to mean "cancer" and throw that patreon money his way.
Some anons have pointed out how rare it is to develop a malignant tumor on your back and they're right. I actually did have a friend who had one, however, he had an insanely rare form of soft tissue sarcoma. It happens, but I seriously,
seriously fucking doubt Gerg has that. Spinal cord tumors are also crazy rare. It's most likely a lipoma (fatty growth) or a sebaceous cyst. He produces sebum like it's his fucking job, so it's probably the latter.
No. 380380
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Back in my day, we just called this, "ugly as shit".
No. 380387
>>380386He'll have his mom prescribe magik woo oils, anon. Don't worry, they know way more than doctors.
I wish it wasn't something totally benign so that he'd be taken down by his own hubris, but sadly it doesn't look like it.
No. 380396
>>380391samefag, HE ACCIDENTALLY UPLOADED THE UNCENSORED VERSION TO YOUTUBE KEK. The rest of the description is his usual bullshit but I included it for the lols
"So I have a delimma… I want to make videos that are true to myself, but every time I used to do anything close to that, YouTube would SLAM me, and I mean HARD. So for around 10 years I just made videos that YouTube would more often than not deem acceptable… well, recently not even the watered down version of myself has been considered ok by YouTube, so, to survive, I headed over to Patreon to upload my videos early… then I realized, oh my gosh, I don't have to water my content down anymore, I can really be whatever I wish to be… HERE is the problem, the real problem… because I'm being my true self on Patreon now, a lot of that doesn't translate over to my YouTube videos because the Patreon versions are so genuinely messed up… you know: PERFECT - So it's like… do I sacrifice my freedom on Patreon just so I can continue to please my subscribers with watered down content, or do I just continue being absolutely sick on Patreon and continue giving you guys MEGA censored content?
People say "You know, other YouTubers can do way worse and they are fine." - That's the thing, I am not other YouTubers, I have thousands upon thousands of videos on YouTube which means I get hit more, just from a statistics standpoint. And when I get hit? It's traumatic. This is part of the reason I have so many channels… you know, survival.
Long story short, I WISH I could do whatever I wanted on YouTube, I WISH I could give you guys uncensored, REAL content, but YouTube destroys me every time I try, so instead, I have to remember that many of my patrons pay $1 every 30 days to see around 30 new uncensored videos… and that's what I want to deliver, the content they signed up for.
Basically what I'm saying is: I'm sorry. I wish things were different, but they are not & I have to take care of my patrons while also continuing to upload for you, my awesome subscribers.
So! I'm sorry about the heavy censorship, but we gotta be YouTube friendly. If you want to avoid this and get straight to the real content, join us here:
http://patreon.com/onision"
No. 380406
>>380396> HE ACCIDENTALLY UPLOADED THE UNCENSORED VERSION TO YOUTUBE KEKamazing.
This is a good example of one of many reasons doing the censored/uncensored video versions is such a bad idea. I mean, a minor reason, but he so quickly fucked up his own "system". Main reason being it's shitty to his ugh…
fans … who can't pay. Which would be the vast majority of his fans.
But he can't grasp the concept that people could be unable to support him for any reason other than their own greed/stinginess.
No. 380407
>>380395this…….
this belongs at MoMA
No. 380411
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Giant bruise on his ribs. Dare I dream that he finally got the asskicking he so richly deserves?
No. 380414
>>380411>>380413ok so i just finished watching this, and jesus why is he not going to see a doctor? that is fucking huge, and he said it hurts? what an idiot. i know some other anons said it looks like a lipoma, and it does, but if it hurts that is clearly a bad fucking sign and you should get it checked out.
now watch and wait for the inevitable "i got diagnosed with cancer!! donate to my patreon so i can afford to survive!!"
No. 380416
>>380380Oooo, look at the size of that pimple.
I mean come, tumour… Seriously ? Does he just not want to accept that he has bacne and that's a cyst. All he needs is antibiotics and a derm or even trained nurse to drain it.
No. 380422
>>380418I think there are a few patreon-anons, though only one XD-anon/XD-chan (I think?) who started that whole thing.
I really hope no one is actually paying him lol. Someone mentioned money being withdrawn on the 1st…
Also I was just thinking: The other day (or so), Gregma was all "I fantasize about dying from an aneurysm" - wouldn't it be such poetic justice for something legitimately terminal/fatal to now happen?
If he died and Taylor got all the money, I think she and the kids would actually be so much better off. She'd probably be a fish out of water without Greg, but it'd be such a good chance for her to actually get healthy and have a personality and friends.
But mostly it's for the kids.
Also if he is indeed terminally ill… I'll just leave this here:
"In the United States there are assisted dying laws restricted to terminally ill and mentally competent adults in Oregon, Montana, Washington, Vermont, California, Colorado and Washington D.C."
from googling "where is assisted suicide legal" kek
No. 380423
>>380422yes, i'm the anon who uploads his videos early but there are some others.
i wouldn't be surprised if he dies of an aneurysm. he gets himself worked up enough that i wouldn't be shocked if his head literally exploded.
No. 380434
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top quality tumour advice from the patreons kek
No. 380439
>>380434Yeah I agree with that patron. He should definitely cut liquids out of his diet for a few weeks.
Yknow.. to dry out the tumor.
>>380430Or their dog. Oh god, now I'm imagining how he'd react if their dog bit him. Ugh.
No. 380442
>>380425The kid likely had testicular torsion, and Greg was furious the doctors knew more than them, and he was mad that they had to run tests and the tests were expensive and Greg didn't understand what they were for, because he knew FAX. And he spent the whole time screaming and fighting with the docs.
And because Greg knows way better than doctors, he had a full narc rage at a doctor, and because of this experience Greg feels he can ignore anything a doctor says, ever, because Grug is smarter than all doctors ever.
>>Is his NPD so big that his google-based diagnosis are better? Yes. Clearly. He took every experience he'd had (having to drink fluids for CT scans, etc) and projected it onto his son, refusing his son access to tests because GREG had found them useless, uncomfortable, and irritating. He refused every solution the doctor gave (testing and surgery) and had a screaming meltdown, further upsetting both his son and Taylor, then blamed the doctor for causing his son and wife to cry, rather than understand that he was taking up all the airspace while his son should be the primary focus. He was unable to put aside his own ego to get his son treatment, to the point that security had to be called.
No. 380444
>>380416It
is a tumor, but it's almost definitely not a
malignant tumor. Like I said before, the word "tumor" just means you have a random growth on your body. The asshole's never going to bother seeing a professional to get it excised or drained, he's just going to ignore it and milk it for baww-money.
>>380425Nah, it does look like Rosacea, but he's being a little fuckwit about it by calling it an "incurable skin disease", like, fuck, Gerg, you don't have a flesh eating bacterial infection. It's actually really obvious that it's Rosacea and that's what's so lulzy about him JUST REALIZING NOW that it's not run of the mill acne.
You would've known that sooner, Gerg, had you bothered to see a fucking medical professional for once instead of diagnosing yourself, you fucking autist. You're an idiot, god knows why you think you'd know better than someone who trained and studied for fucking
years.
No. 380446
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i just imagine that this is how onion used to look at billie
No. 380462
>>380396>This is part of the reason I have so many channels… you know, survival.Or because you're such an egomaniac piece of shit, and you KNOW you make more money with 5 channels than with just the 1 cancerous Onision-channel.
Imagine being this fucking self absorbed that you feel the need to show your body and your gross tumour on the internet. Just… step back and think about it. He feels he has to make a video about his body.
No. 380476
Lainey and Gregma take a quiz to find out if he's a narc, kekkk
https://vid.me/pcqAHe's joking around in the beginning and then his crazy seeps out.
>I've apologized for being a jerk!>You've been better lately… yeah.. No. 380479
>>380462What else would he make a video about? He doesn't go anywhere, he doesn't have any friends to hang out with, he never reads anything…
It's not that he wants to, he has to. He knows of nothing more, stuck in his own tiny microcosm. He doesn't have any other material for videos.
No. 380482
>>380476>>380480She also put her hand over his when he started to go off about… how he goes off on people, reminding him to keep his chill, because they were supposed to be
joking about him being a narc, not showing people how much of a narc he is.
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>>380483Only if they feel like celebrating.
No. 380490
>>380476wow, I always assumed onion was the 'smart' one in that marriage
but Lainey seems more capable of thinking long-term
they're both idiots tho
No. 380503
>>380476the fact that the narcissist comments got to him so much he made a video about it is hilarious.
The forced pda in the video too, like it's so obvious how insecure they are about their relationship they try so hard to prove how in ~love~ they are.
No. 380504
>>380476How old is their kid?
Do they have a regular babysitter or friend/relative or something? Maybe I'm doing it wrong but I don't know any parents that get the kind of time it must take to make and edit these videos. Then again this is their job so maybe they have childcare sorted.
No. 380508
>>380476Only a doctor can diagnose me. Or a facebook/quizlet quiz.
why doesn't lainey pull out some academia on narcissism since she has a degree? is this how she diagnosed her "anxiety"?? I'm dying they're so stupid
No. 380510
>>380452SAME, anon. glad i'm not the only old here. kek.
and it's so pathetic, he's forever stuck somewhere around 1999.
No. 380537
>>380508And that's one of those quizzes that was probably made by a 14 year old.
Someone link him this one
http://personality-testing.info/tests/NPI/Obvi still not a professional diagnosis, but at least it's deeper than "do you think you're better than everyone else, yes or no?"
No. 380553
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Grease's number one fan and big patreon supporter, Fakeboi.
No. 380554
>>380549He hasn't claimed that it's cancer, he called it a tumour on twitter to freak out his fans and get them to sign up to his patreon.
>>380552So anyway Gerg, how's your sex life? asked no one ever
No. 380560
>>380516Well, at least long-haired Onion looked better than
>>379097 (ew).
No. 380566
>>380553I haven't watched his video but her telling him how to pronounce rosacea makes me admire her a TINY bit. Also saying "things will work out just fine." At least she knows what she's talking about there.
It seems she's mainly over the moon about Taylor, and kisses Gregma's ass simply because that's part of the deal (hint: it's the whole deal, Dani, don't kid yourself).
But alas, telling him how to pronounce something isn't going to earn her anything of his except his disdain and ire.
ANYWAY.
I had a terrifying thought. Gregma said he is going to have surgery in a few weeks? This could very well push back his $1000 collab with tomatodude until JUNE. Now things are fucking adding up. I hope I'm paranoid, but that would be seriously fucking EVIL to deliberately delay filming the collab with a dude he KNOWS can't even afford one month just so he can get at leats $2000 out of the sucker.
And tomatodude (I don't remember his name, just that it's something about tomato) is likely too dumb/gullible to think that through. He damn well better be at least keeping communication with Gregma to ensure the recording does in fact happen on schedule, since he's ALREADY down $1000. Ugh.
Also that "Just Me @UnChainedDreamR" responding to ladyboy about the bank shit is the same girl who said obeying Onion is an aphrodisiac for her and how she wanted to be chained in his basement. Her dumbass face stuck in my memory for some reason.
No. 380569
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stop trying to start shit with rumors YOU'RE starting, greasy.
No. 380583
>>380572Oh damn. I missed that. Thanks!
I'm scolding myself because normally I do notice when tweets are from past years.
Wish I could edit my post. Oh well. Thanks for clearing that up.
Though on a more tinfoil note, he could still try to pull the "oh, my tumor!" card to try to postpone recording.
>>380569More like "there is a rumor that there is a rumor" amrite gerg?
He is too dumb to even know heads or tails of anything and seems to always be the last to find out something when it IS true. I mean, if this were true, we'd know about it before he would for damn sure lmao.
But waiiiit he's threatening ANOTHER lawsuit? WITH WHAT MONEY, GREG? I know h3h3 has been going through their own lawsuit, and it's been hell on their life emotionally and financially, or so they say. They mainly owe a lot to Philip DeFranco creating a huge fundraiser thing for them. I can't see anyone doing that for Greg other than Greg himself, and he's already done that with Patreon lol.
Makes me wonder why he hasn't threatened to sue Youtube at the rate he's been going.
No. 380589
>>380476Lol lameo so obviously trying to protect him from scoring as narcissist on the quiz. I know that she knows he is one. Also that is a shit quiz. How about dont take one off buzzfeed or whatever. Lainey is an enabler and will let him get away with murder if it comes down to it. Shes just as scary as him. I can just imagine being a third person in that household with these two trying to manipulate the hell out of you and make you out to be some bad person.
But her face when he tries to deny hes something that she obviously knows is true is priceless. The jealousy one. He literally made her feel bad for talking to that band guy he didnt like LOL.
>>380569>there's a rumorHow about dont post this shit if you cant verify if its true? Trying to make billie look bad any chance he can cause people will believe it even though he says its a "rumor"
No. 380590
>>380583Don't feel bad anon, you weren't the only one making that mistake.
I feel like people are a bit too eager to jump to conclusions when the milk slows down, lately there's been so much "what if this" "I bet that" "it wouldn't be unheard of if" etc and it's polluting the thread. Just stop reaching so hard for the milk, you all can trust that the onion will deliver - he always does.
No. 380592
>>380569>"There's a rumor…">"How dare you involve a child."Gerg, you just acknowledged it's a fucking rumor in the first sentence and then straight up admonish them as though it's a
fact (FAAAAAAAX) in the second. If you wanna talk lawsuits, I'm pretty sure that would count as libel. It's written defamation of character, so…yeah.
No. 380617
>>380614that can't be greg's dick, too big. so how would he have gotten ahold of it?
>>380589someone posted on patreon that someone was threatening to leak photos of troy on twitter, he must have automatically assumed it's an ex.
No. 380624
>>380614Holy ten foot pole, batman, I just saw the pic and Onion would have flooded the internet with identifiable dick pics by now, made about 20 videos about it, if that were him.
Unless it's shooped…
No. 380627
>>380624It's deleted now, but i dont think that was even her. Her ears were stretched bigger than the person in the photo since at least 2012 and the forehead seemed too small to be her.
It did eerily look like her and had a choker she wore though (but that is a pretty common one).
Coulda been gerg trying to find porn of girls who look like billie to fap to and attempt to ruin her reputation, but most likely was a troll.
No. 380640
>>380627It's almost definitely a troll, I feel like Gerg wouldn't post (faux) revenge porn if the dick was big, his ego would never be able to handle knowing chicks he's dated have had dicks bigger than his 2 inch wonder. Or he wouldn't be able to handle people
thinking his ex has been with some big dicked dude before him. Onision: Lord of fragile, fragile egos and tiny, tiny weens.
No. 380671
>>380445Seeing him use Thursday in this crap video makes me want to puke. Geoff Rickly is ~literally~ an atithesis of Greggles and everything he stands for: a genuinely hard working, talented man who stands up for minorities and respects woman, without using the ~IM SUCH A FEMINIST!!!~ card for getting pussy.
Every time I see Onion/Lamo like or even just reference something that's important to me (Brand New, MGS…) I'm so disgusted. I don't want to have anything in common with them!
Also, I would die out of embarassment if anyone caught me acting like that, not that I ever would. I can't imagine releasing such a terrible video!
Sage for no1 curr
No. 380677
>>380476Omg that was so cringy.
Lainey actually seems like the sane one in the relationship, and she comes across as much smarter than Gregma. That video was honestly hard to watch.
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>>380682>>380680yeah she would have to pay me 25$ to watch her boring shit
No. 380692
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>>380476Clearly a Cosmo magazine article, that can’t even get a proper contraction in the tag line, is a reputable source for self-diagnosing a personality disorder.
From the author’s website:
>Katherine (a.k.a. “Katie”) Schreiber grew up in New York City, kind of/sort of/always wanted to be a therapist. After obtaining her Bachelor’s Degree in Psychology and Writing from Sarah Lawrence in 2010—ended up reporting on psychology, health and sexuality, instead.LOL maybe this is what Plainey should be doing with her Bachlor’s.
Personality disorders are more nuanced than this buzzfeed-esque pop psych clickbaity bs. He chooses the weakest argument on purpose to "prove" to Lainey and the mean, mean internet that he's not a narc… which is a total narc move, lol.
> Wow. Way to slut-shame.Bitch, where? Where’s the shaming, exactly?
I don't think Grease could be any more transparent. It's so fucking fake and cringy af.
No. 380705
Onion is such a whiny bitch incapable of introspection. He blames his problems on youtube censorship and cries about Jenna Marbles popularity.
Guess what? Jenna isnt an asshole! She doesnt act like an asshole! She acts sweet and grateful to fans, she doesnt get butthurt when they point out if she is doing something wrong with the animals. She seems like a genuinely nice person and someone who wants to keep growing and improving.
Honestly, the bar is set low for youtubers. She does sweet callouts in her videos and never belittles her fans or acts ungrateful. She is popular because she is nice and seems like someone you want go be friends with. She is basically nice, moderately funny, and takes the piss out of herself.
Onion is none of those things. He's a dick to his wife, friends, exes, fans, people in public, etc. Hes always telling fans to fuck off, unsubcribe, he doesnt love you, he doesnt need you, and also insults their looks even if theyre underage. Hes a bully and an egotist.
The Billie video put the final nail in the coffin of your extended 15 minutes of viral fame.
Onion, its that fucking simple! You not only are untalented but you take shit for granted and now youre paying for it.
Suck it up, Buttercup. I hope you realize now you cant get away with everything and youre not untouchable. Your shit has finally got up to you.
Jenna swears and Jenna is lgbt friendly. She just doesnt act like a dick on camera and expects to get paid for it.
Sage for rant
No. 380733
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XD well plaineys patreon is as boring as her. Here's the funniest thing i found plus there is no vlogs just yet shes planing on doing 1 per week but is just a q&a type thing
No. 380769
>>380705Gregma coming for my girl Jenna is everything.
Maybe she's more popular because she doesn't recycle year old shit tier narc "comedy".
She is pretty much the opposite of Gurgles in character. I mean could you imagine him shaving his brows on cam and drawing Nike swooshes on for comedic purposes? She makes a point that she does not take herself seriously AT ALL, humor and being silly is a way of life for her, she's down to Earth and appreciates her fans and her career and her partner. Her 200th video pinned on her channel illustrates these things pretty well! Like, she even mentions her ex in it in a respectful way.
Meanwhile Gurgles is an actual piece of shit with delusions of grandeur and insanely high expectations of every other human being and no actual feelings suited for comedy. I can't with this narc brat manchild
saged for being an autistic fan
No. 380771
>>380769I used to be a Jenna hater but recently I'm just down with her. She's just so nice and down for fucking anything for laughs. She made her dog float with balloons, that's been my dream since I was like five, two dogs ago.
of course gerg hates her man.
No. 380777
>>380775He does it in several videos, just look for those with "Youtubers" in the title. He's so fucking butthurt that she still has her fans, and that people are still loyal to her even though she's 2008-hot and doesn't swear or act as outrageous as she used to.
Jenna has 17 MILLION subscribers. That's 10 million more than fucking Onion. He's been trying to catch her attention by "calling her out" on how little she works compared to him, and that she has bots following her on Twitter. He watched her 200th video and made fun of it because "she even admits that she doesn't know why you guys watch her videos"
Onion. Don't mess with our girl Jenna. She's 10x the youtuber you'll ever be, and she'll never acknowledge you on any level.
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>>380569>>380609Am anon who posted the cap of someone saying Drew tweeted this. Can confirm whole heartedly he didn't cause that lady was crazy. Person knows nada and was just stirring the pot. Their account is now gone.
No. 380791
>>380136No one's moralfagging, doofus. There's video evidence spanning several years showing the kind of person he is, including testimony from almost every one of his exes.
>>380137Good point. Between the blatant patterns in his behavior (on video, some of which he deleted but have been reuploaded) and ex wife/gf testimony, his obvious mental pathology should be more than enough.
No. 380805
>>380133>It would be hilarious if he went to have work done so fast after dumping on JG about hers.There's little doubt he's
been getting botox for awhile now. And given how well known he is for being a lying hypocrite, I'm sure he's just projecting onto JG out of spite.
No. 380809
>>380769Samefag, I just checked and so far I only found two instances where he actually compliments Jenna (one titled yts he's not subscribed to and most popular yts). So, guess I can't hold that against him
saged for irrelevant
No. 380811
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>>380446I'm laffin, but poor Billie. God only knows the horrors she witnessed in the Greasemansion.
No. 380814
>>380503It's blatantly forced. You know in the back of her mind Taylor's always thinking how Onion was just moments away from ditching her and the kids and running off with Billie, who he's
still not over.
No. 380833
>>380396>I want to make videos that are true to myselfProving what a narc I am while constantly gaslighting my audience for youtube bux
>I am not other YouTubers, I have thousands upon thousands of videos on YouTube which means I get hit moreUnlike Pewdiepie, who even after getting "hit" is still larger and more successful than I'll ever be.
Such a desperate ploy to get gullible's to donate to his failing Patreon. kek
No. 380841
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Stop being so bitter you child, your content is shit.
No. 380877
>>380841Wow he is subtweeting Markiplier. Lol Onion, not in your life is he going to acknowledge you, much less engage in your drama. That is completely against his image, plus the fact Onion is a near-"literal who" to Markiplier who at least ACTS like he gives a damn about his fans and has emotions.
>>380846XD-chan ily.
>>380805Yeah I know, and personally I'm on the side that believes he has had stuff done, but I didn't want to stir that can of worms more. Just wanted to say it'd be even funnier for him to do that so quickly after preaching against such things (regardless of past-Botox status).
No. 380893
>>380791yes, there's evidence showing he's a shit person. is that the same evidence that CPS wants to prove child abuse? no. shitty people can be fit parents. "obvious mental pathology" means nothing in this situation. putting it in armchair words doesn't make it carry any more weight.
>>380796>>380798 is right. mental abuse is very he-said-she-said.
>>380803if there's no documented proof of this (to bring back up the Do5 comparison, the video of him slamming the kid into the bookshelf), it's still just he said she said and he can argue that shiloh has motivation to defame him
guys, don't forget greg's probably only strength, here: manipulation. unless there was solid, undeniable, class-A documented proof that the kids are in danger, CPS will not do anything. cry all you want about character and how he's so obviously an angry narc, everything would be washed over in internet-stupid law enforcement's eyes by him putting on a smile and calmly explaining that it's an act for views and all claims against him are internet harassment.
i know y'all live in this fantasy world where everyone is such an obvious and informed onion-hater, but you have to take into account how the system works and views things. even if you convinced CPS that he's a raging narc, he still doesn't check any boxes that would make them pull the kids out of the house.
regardless: put up or shut up, and if you are gonna turn your boohooing into action, do it on the damn discord
fuck y'all for making me sound like i'm defending this fucker, damn
No. 380894
>>380841like it or not, those shitty Happy Wheels videos have a target audience. Young kids eat that shit up, same as five nights at freddys and minecraft videos and what not. they all suck, but kids love watching youtubers scream at shitty videogames.
grease has no target audience. he makes "comedy sketches", a youtube genre that died in like 2010. he makes videos rating peoples bodies, videos that only have views because kids see sexy thumbnails and clic em everytime. he makes shitty rants that people won't care about unless they are invested in greg's personal life. or those shitty videos where he will google some random thing and do "jokes" about the results. the list goes on, his content is lazy, unfunny, and just bad. why would anyone watch any of that shit? you'd have to be really invested in this guy to watch his content cause that motherfucker is unfunny. also, he pumps out videos way too often, most of his fans won't be able to watch all of it. his content is dated, and he doesn't have that "young emo chick" demographic anymore. nowadays, he's ugly, makes unappealing content to young people, and anyone can do a quick google search and find out that he's an asshole. his shtick is dead.
i know that ALL youtube creators have been losing cash and views recently, but Greg is the only one where i don't think he'll recover.
No. 380899
>>380849Tldw for others: Grease makes it repeatedly clear that he thinks Jenna is "gross", to the point where you have to wonder if he has a crush on her.
Then divorcee Grease says Jenna's idea that she would prefer to wait 10 years in a relationship than rush into marriage is "stupid" because people need marriages to feel like they belong.
This guy who left the his wife for an underage fan who was later his fiancée and then complained about paying alimony says that marriage shows that someone loves you enough "to sign a legal document that's binds you together for LIFE", like this is somehow an argument
against waiting longer to marry.
He says that she would not believe these things if she had the experiences he hadn't had. Which makes no sense because his biography could be titled "13 Reasons Why You Don't Want To Get Married Too Soon" and every tape is about Onision.
His example is a couple he knows that married after 7 years, broke up 1.5 years later. Apparently his 5 year marriage is better than that.
He also mentions that he divorced Skye because he was miserable. So much or that romantic lifelong dedication.
Jenna apparently finds it cute when people wait until 50 or 60 to get married. Grease says not everyone lives that long so that would mean they'd die alone, lol.
Grease demonstrates his amazing statistical prowess by saying there aren't any eligible bachelors at 50, zero, all the good ones are married. So much for people dying at that age or getting Grease-style divorces.
Menopausal women can't have sex because of vaginal dryness, fyi. Grease says so.
Jenna Marbles is shitting on marriage, not sham couples like Onlamey.
I can't listen anymore. It's the usual trash from him.
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No. 380929
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No. 380962
>>380929>I dont think ill date again.10s later
>TRYIN TO KISS GURLSZ….DONT FORGET IM SOOOOOO GAY!>>380947And they will never date her because she isnt hot enough lmao. They only give her the time of day cause shes giving them money. How sad is that.
>>380926>what did i do back then i dont do now??Isn't that the point? "Back then" it was new, now its still the same fucking content LOL. Except now hes proven how much of a dick he is, abused 4+ wives/gfs and he doesnt even pretend to be nice anymore.
>>380841Prob cause markiplier/jacksepticeye and people like him isnt a dick, hasnt repeatedly insulted his fans only to praise them when they give him money, has done multiple fanmeets, charity events, collabed with other youtubers, and seems like a nice guy overall. Also playing the same game repeatedly isnt the same as making videos over and over again saying the same exact thing, and insulting your ex's over and over again.
People stream the same game for years, but people are watching gameplay/different levels/mods, etc of them that add something different. I think happy wheels vids are boring, but i can see why ppl would find it entertaining if they were into that shit. Onion isnt a gaming channel. Idk why hes comparing himself to one. It'd be comparable to a vlogging channel just stating the same story/same fax in every fucking video. Its nothing new and is boring.
No. 380976
>>380972This.
Gregma's content worked back in the day because YT was new and there was barely any content. So anything weird got millions of views. Same reason why Smosh's lipsync video of the Pokemon theme got millions of views and Pewdiepie's horror videos got huge. That stroked Greg's dick and made him feel like he was a crazy successful comedian. Ergo making his ego too big to deal with any friends or collaborators. Now that shit is hitting the fan, he is starting to squirm realizing that he isn't as high and mighty as he thought he was.
No. 380981
>>380970tl;dw
she says its cringy how every big youtuber now has a patreon, and how onision has two houses and two cars but still wants donations. perez doesn't know who onision is, trisha just says he's an ass and mentions the billie drama very quickly.
No. 380991
>>380976And no one knew you could actually make money off youtube when it first started out. People were doing it to have fun. No one looked at it as "I'm going to make a ton of money off this and never have to work again." Since he had an established channel from the beginning, he thought he could just ride it out, maybe get on tv and get his own show or something, but it didn't happen. Seriously though, did he think he could just do youtube until he's 60 or try to retire from youtube at 35? Does he think it's an actual viable career? Everyone else has other projects going on. Some have makeup brands they work with, work on film projects with studios, etc. Some have even left youtube for actual careers. What is Greg going to do? He doesn't even like to leave his house and no one wants to work with him. He has absolutely zero connections to the outside world. If his channel continues to fail and the patreons die out and there's no more cash flowing in, what is he going to do? Will he finally get a hard kick in the balls from the real world? Are we going to see him at Target pushing carts? He doesn't have any skills, like at all, other than using filters to hide his ug-mug. And if someone does do a search on him before hiring, does he think they won't see any of this? I just can't understand how someone doesn't think of the future of their life and not only theirs, but the future of their wife and children's lives. Wouldn't you want your family to be secure in having a house/food if shit did hit the fan? Wouldn't you want to do family vacations to cherish the moments with them? Since you rag on Billie so much for dropping out of high school, wouldn't you be inclined to save for college for your child and make good examples for them so they also wouldn't be fucked and make your mistakes?
No. 381020
>>381017because it's a video, not text
tl;dw stands for "too long, didn't watch"
tl;dr stands for "too long, didn't read"
No. 381021
>>381017uh, do you
read videos or do you
watch them?
No. 381049
>>380976You're 100% right anon but not only that, back in the day people didn't just create a channel and get started like you can now.
We mostly had crap phones or camera, recording yourself or something on your screen was a pain, all those apps and softwares that help you edit videos weren't here. It's like nowadays everyone edits their pictures with Photoshop or any beauty app, but 10 years ago it was kinda crazy to make yourself appear slimmer with dubious results, or erase skin imperfections.
Everyone and their grandma can start a perfectly nice youtube channel and Youtube even helps out with the Yt spaces. Now all you have to work on is the content and the marketing, or which public to target.
Knowing how to set up, record and edit a video isn't enough anymore, it's not impressive or special.
No. 381056
>>381049but anon, he MADE it
it's marked with his genius
jfc he is delusional
No. 381121
>>380841Nail art videos/creators have more views and subscribers. Then again, those are actually useful to some people. Gurg is worthless. Oh, wait! He helps people get over their body issues -.-
Aren't Gregma and Jenna Marbles similar in age? God what a horrible fucking discrepancy in life choices. Jenna ftw! Besides, look how happy her and Julian are compared to Garg and Lamey. Not to mention Jen & Julian's VEGAN BODEHZ!
Saged
No. 381135
>>381133He still is blasting his personal drama online. People just got tired of it.
Are you drunk, anon?
No. 381179
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Oh look, they finally went outside…in their lawn where the sun is out.
Though u were dying, Grease?
No. 381183
>>381179Lamo's face looks so weird here… As if her mouth is too close to her nose and leaves too much space below so it looks like her chin is infinite.
I don't even want to comment Onion, that mouth looks like it was warped on purpose with the liquify tool
No. 381204
>>380926What happened to being such a creative genius, Greg?
He is SO LAZY. Like, an essential part of being an artist is the struggle to come up with something engaging, unique… and if not original, come at it from a different angle so it seems new. I worked as a creative at an advertising company, and this guy would never, ever,
ever be good enough to be hired, even as a junior video editor.
Grease is one of the least self aware people I've ever witnessed.
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>>381179I vommed a little
No. 381250
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Grainy and Leg
No. 381254
>>380893>shitty people can be fit parentsRight, and the opposite is also true, so what's your point? He
was diagnosed in the military and has been cagey (not totally forthcoming or changes the story) about what exactly he was diagnosed with, but let's just ignore that. I'm sure Grease's behavior is perfectly within the realm of psychologically healthy and he's absolutely NOT afflicted with some severe pathology. I mean really anon. Fucking kek.
No. 381261
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"10 Things I Hate About Billie"
No. 381262
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Found this in an old video of his and had to post it here. Oh the irony
No. 381265
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Lainey had her first Patreon stream and Daddy Dothseth is there to protect and take care of her.
>b-b-but they are so mean and don't wanna pay
>sshhhh, shhh. I'll make an aggressive tweet like an inbread emo teenager, Lainey.
No. 381277
>>381272Agreed. There's no way he would have turned that down.
YouTube Red was pretty selective with the offers they extended to regular creators at the beginning, I doubt he was even on the radar with his embarrassing content.
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>>381265That girl is really desperate to get in on this shit. Even hitting up sarah LOL. Too bad she lacks the one trait that is necessary to get in on the harem: being attractive. Gerg doest want another they/them agender girl in his house. The only reason she gets any response from onion and lameo is because shes giving them money. Stop giving them money ladyboy and see how much they respond to or like your shit lmao.
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Does not understand that his few remaining fans miss when his content was new to them, not that he needs to make the same videos over and over and over for 8 years. He needs a new batch of teens, but his shtick doesn't work on the new ones because his "humor" is no longer in line with "the kids these days".
The "old Onision" never left.
No. 381324
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>>381323Plus:
I'm not repetitive, you're repetitive! No. 381326
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>>381261I made a shitty thing. I have too much time, clearly.
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Greggum tears are the best tears.
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>>381326>lainey's a dudeanon pls
No. 381352
>>3813232007-2011 Onion was…human.
Problematic at times yes but more human.
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Here we go again
No. 381354
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>>381353dropped one my bad
No. 381360
>>380841Did he just go back in time several months? Is this what he thinks is the "Old Onision" that people want?
wtf is he on about,
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Oh boy this should be fun
No. 381398
>>381254never ever ever did i say that he isn't a psycho. in fact, i called him a narc and an asshole at least once. i'm saying that labeling /what he has/ as "pathology" doesn't make it hold any more weight than just calling it 'being an asshole and a narc'. all i'm talking about with that is semantics meaning nothing.
pull your panties back out of your arid vag and learn to read ffs
No. 381433
>>381429No you should probably just not shit up the thread with your gross irrelevant onion dreams.
No one has ever been thanked for posting about dreams they had about cows. it just means you need something else in your life.
No. 381459
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What is with all of plains retarded fans thinking they look like her? This woman is so desperate to be friends with the two it's pathetic. She already has a boyfriend, I feel for him.
No. 381476
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>>381463How things change once she got to know lainey's true colors. Never meet your idols lmao. Remember how lane also said lameo only talked to her when she gifted her something? HAHA. Exactly why ladyboy even gets the time of day from either of them.
No. 381482
>>381283It's weird that Greg even brought up post-menopausal vaginal dryness because he likes his partners dry as a bone. He doesn't engage in much foreplay and won't use lube. Shiloh reported that even though he wanted sex up to eight times a day he would not use lube and she was in constant pain and had several UTIs as a result.
So yeah, lube is not a possibility for Greg and it's strange he mentioned dryness at all given his own tastes regarding female arousal.
No. 381492
>>381482Of course, he doesn't need assistance in the bedroom because he's
perfect.
Remember that video he did assessing kinks from a checklist and it was apparent he was vanilla as fuck and couldn't handle ever not being in control? (wtf, playing with control dynamics is a huge aspect of most kinks, goddamn).
LOL BE BORING.
>>381470preeeeetty sure Lane doesn't want them.
What other chick? Luxy?
It's just a trend to have odd hair colors for some girls. I have some blue in my hair, and the only way I'd even touch him with a 10-foot pole would be impalement. (sorry for the blog)
>>381389THIS is royal. I did my part and sent to a friend (male science-chan).
Also he can never make a poll simple, can he…
No. 381501
>>381500Just thinking about dry sex is making my ovaries wilt.
It feels better for everyone if you use lube, Greg, the bestest sex master. For the love of all that is holy. We should send him a drum.
No. 381540
>>381211I get the exact same vibes whenever I see him in that cheap, poorly fitted suit.
A splenda daddy, because without those YT bux he'd be broke as fuck. No job, no financial security, no shares or holdings, no business under his wing or even any savings to fall back on… he wishes he was a sugar daddy, but the only women who want him are teenage girls and mentally challenged womenchilden… that's why he needs his wife to lure in those two types for him, otherwise he'd get nobody.
>>381267I'd take anything he says with a grain of salt, especially if it's in relation to his own brand - he exaggerates the fuck out of it to lead people into believing he's more successful than he actually is and he's a compulsive liar to boot.
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Posting this because we all know it's a matter of time he does this too
No. 381552
>>381545If he made it $5 minimum, he'd only have 270 patrons in total right now and he'd be down $1,178.
He's not offering a $1 minimum out of the goodness of his heart, he's desperate to lay his hands on anything he can get - if Sarah and Billie was still living there, he'd be forcing them to create Patreon accounts too.
No. 381557
>>381554It was created sometime early/mid 2016, around the time after cuddlegate 1.0 happened.
The Deadpool pants that were recently sold on there were actually a gift from Billie on his birthday last year.
No. 381562
>>381459>>381463the thing about it, lane was a legit teenager who didn't know better. this ladyboy chick has money and a job, theres no reason for her to still love onision/lainey.
>>381464right? but to pull of what billie does you'd have to be somewhat cute. and some ugly bitch like ladyboy would look crazy imitating billie. but lainey? lainey already low key ugly, so i see why her fans try to get her look for attention: its easy and they don't have to look good. easy peasy!
No. 381579
>>381562Yup, Lainey copycat checklist includes short hair, bored selfies with same expression. Winged eyeliner. Dog collar.
At least Billie experiments with different wigs and makeup.
Not sure why anyone would want to copy Lainey haha what a boring role model
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In recent news,
No. 381607
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Behold! The Onion Evolution
No. 381612
>>381607I don't understand what his fans see in him… that sloping brow is his relaxed and casual expression, he purposely raises his eyebrows in hopes that noone pays it too much attention. He also has a weird, sloping philtrum that makes most of his top lip non-existent. His head is HUGE in comparison to the rest of his body, whenever you see him next to Lainey; his head is literally TWICE the size of hers… it would probably suit him if he had the physique to balance it out, but he's a scrawny, flabby guy who is barely pushing 5' 10". He uses half a dozen filters and wears a ton of makeup to hide his acne and rosecea and narrows his face/head down to give the impression he has young, chiselled features when he has anything but those.
He's a below-average looking dude, yet he has no qualms putting girls down for wearing makeup and judges their bodies on a daily basis.
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>>381607This gem should have been included in there.
No. 381619
>>381612'Below average looking' is being super generous as far as I'm concerned. I've always found him fucking hideous - like, really ugly. I have no idea how his fans can comment in his pics with 'beautiful' and shit like that. He is boggin.
I showed a normal pic of him to someone unfamiliar with him and they thought it had been edited in PS because he's so awful looking.
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Onion wants to be a kid again, in a laundry, for a month. 'Kay? followed by a tweet to Tom Green telling him to "be his old self". Mid life crisis kek
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>>381609kek
i got inspired.
may this picture float around the interwebs
No. 381624
>>>/pt/381621after the twitter poll too. the past is the past. bringing back old skits isn't the way forward.
>>>/pt/381622wow
No. 381631
>>381624thats not really how you quote/refer to a post within a thread. you only have to use the >>> and the /pt/ added if you wanted to quote something outside of a thread (and /pt/ only if it isnt in the same subforum).
just use
>>381624 you can also insert that by clicking into the quick reply window and then clicking onto the "No. 381624" thingy above each post.
Welcome to lolcow farm.
No. 381637
>>381616It makes me laugh so fucking much he used to claim he's "done everything I can to control my acne" yet most good acne medication is precription and any dermatologist could tell him it wasn't actually acne so he was even lying about how hard he was trying to treat his acne.
Sage for no contribution I'm just lauging my ass off at the idea of how much money he's spent on fucking proactive cause he's too fucking lazy to see a doctor.
No. 381645
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Uhhh.. Lainey is reacting to Grugly's Andy-tape.
https://vid.me/0wi0 No. 381652
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>>381645Less than half a minute in and she's already sick of his bullshit
No. 381654
>>381346"All the money I gave you!!11!!"
Kek.
Billie, Cyr, Shane, now Youtube.
Using the same guilt trip tactics on a company that you use on people in your personal life. Hilarious!
No. 381655
>>381645that andy tape sure is really, really gay. makes me question if all those anons who thought gerg is a closet homosexual were right.
also kek at lainey's "reaction".
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No. 381671
>>381645Didnt greg insult react videos because they basically play the entire video on their channel? LOL She literally just sat there silently staring as his entire video plays and occasionally making very little comments (but of course he doesnt care cause he gets the laineybot revenue too).
>>381652You know she has to pretend to like his videos now that shes older and realized they suck when she goes "what a twist." with the most sarcastic voice as he bites the banana.
No. 381674
>>381671Yeah, he thinks they are immoral and that the reactors are stealing content, which is why he initially disliked Social Repo.
I hate to say this but I kind of agree with him. Some youtubers have made a career of reacting to videos, god only knows why.
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>>381645i just can't get over these two having children. you have kids and this is what you choose to put online.
No. 381688
>>381675>>381684Kek.
Sage for no contribution.
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>>381615>>381616Least we forget Greasy Grugly
No. 381692
>>381637My money is on that he never even went to a dermatologist either, he's picked it up from his "haters" who have been saying he's probably got it and he's additionally used something like Web MD to match up the symptoms.
He kept mispronouncing "rosecea" and calling it a "skin disease" - if he saw a specialist about it, they would've corrected him on both of those counts. He also still has acne, there are dozens of photos floating about with closeups of his skin, his complexion is greasy as fuck and his nose is a minefield of blackheads… not to mention all the body acne he has too.
No. 381700
>>381675sweet jesus gerg really dove deep on that banana huh
i can't bring myself to watch that video thank you anon for your brave snaps
No. 381704
>>381612I agree that he is absolutely unattractive, but just want to say, the girls who likes him probably likes him for those features exactly. Long philtrum length is considered masculine. All of his features. Although to us it looks caveman like, and gross… to these girls they see it as masculine features and almost "grungy model" esque looking.
But yea he gross
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No. 381709
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his jaw and face look like separate entities
No. 381712
>>381707I like his Alex DeLarge haircut from the age evolution post, it fitted him back then, can't say the same now because ew.
I'm sorry fellow farmers.
No. 381719
>>381692Yeah, I absolutely got the feeling that he'd read one WebMD article on rosacea instead of actually talking to any kind of professional. Brief blogpost, but I got diagnosed with rosacea and acne as a teen, you have to treat them separately since they are separate conditions (emphasis on "conditions", not "diseases", Gerg, you fucking idiot). I used a sulfur face wash for the rosacea and benzoyl peroxide+salicylic acid for the acne.
He definitely just came away thinking "IT'S NOT ACNE! IT'S
JUST ROSACEA", before he was just treating the acne and neglecting the rosacea and all he's doing now is switching it up to treat the rosacea and neglect the acne.
I cannot imagine having rosacea and acne and NOT wanting to do everything in your power to treat it. It's fucking
balls, you're desperate to find solutions, so why wouldn't you see a dermatologist if you could afford it? Isn't he tempted to get medications like antibiotics, PRESCRIPTION STRENGTH benzoyl peroxide/salicylic acid (the shit at Walgreens is weak as fuck), Accutane, etc.? Isn't he tempted to get laser treatments or facials? I get he grew up being brainwashed by his batshit mom, but…I dunno, people reach a point where they're willing to consider what was previously unimaginable if they keep hitting dead ends. You can't look at Gerg and expect anything resembling normal behavior, but you'd think his narcissist brain would do anything to fix this insanely blatant flaw.
No. 381720
>>381709Bwhahaha I can't even.
He looks like a actual Man child. Like that Peter Pan man.
No. 381746
>>381660Nay, anon, the bisexuals reject her bid on the grounds that she
-Is a fake bisexual
-Perpetuates a bajillion bisexual stereotypes
-Sucks ass
Nobody fucking wants her. She can't even claim to be a part of the LGBT community, she's part of the "I wanna feel special, so I'll commandeer a label without actually having to deal with the gross parts of being a marginalized minority" Tumblrina community.
No. 381786
>>381783Forgive me blogposting in the first paragraph, but I remember a lot of girls loved these certain guys who'd…pretend to be gay? It was strange, I've only ever seen it in teenage girls, they were really into the dudes who playacted as if they were attracted to other men, pretending to have crushes on other guys and everything. It's never made sense to me for straight/bi girls to be attracted to somebody
specifically because they have zero interest in your gender, but it's still pretty common in younger women. They probably view gay men as less threatening and more cute than straight men or something, who even knows.
Anyway, I'd forgotten about it until Gerg; he's the only adult man I've ever seen continuing to pull that "Omg I'm so gay, but really straight, by GAAAAY, but straight, but, omg dicks, but, actually, pussy…" act. I'm guessing he realized it vibed well with his teen audience when he was younger, thus motivating him to kiss Shane for views and declare how he bad he wants Andy Biersack's tush, but he's managed to take an act that is already inherently weird and make it 100 times stranger by continuing to keep it up as a 30 something year old man.
I'm sure he's trying to appeal to teen girls who haven't grown out of that phase yet, but it also speaks volumes about his mental and emotional maturity when he doesn't catch himself talking about how much he wants Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's hard dick in his mouth and think to himself "Why am I pretending to be something I'm not?", he's perfectly willing to adopt whatever traits he deems necessary in his pursuit for underage tail, he doesn't feel uncomfortable or guilty for being a fake, it's all justified as a means to an end for him.
Was just thinking about how these teen girls coo over a 32 year old father gushing about all the dicks he wants to gag on despite straight up telling them in previous videos how he's not actually physically attracted to men whatsoever. The dynamic between him and his fans is so fucking out there.
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>>378857Has gregma been demonitised totally on two channels now? WAITING ON THE DOWNFALL OF UHOHBRO
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>>381795here's a badly done screenshot for you, since the other anon is being a dick
No. 381815
>>381793Eh, even if you didn't mean he was literally saying he wanted to suck off the Rock, it still reminded me that he playacts as this gay/bisexual man all the time to appeal to his audience and it's fucking weird to watch a 32 year old guy trying to give 16 year old girls who have some kind of queer dude fetish a thrill. It's just bizarre on multiple levels. The Andy Biersack "crush", the Marilyn Manson "crush", that dude from Supernatural "crush", etc., he's always throwing them into videos and it's crazy transparent.
I see a lot of anons making "Gerg's a latent homosexual" observations and I don't think so, I think he's simply trying to tap into that weird phase some teen girls have where they're all hot for queer men and also, these days, uses it in an attempt to appeal to the Tumblrina crowd. Whenever he makes some comment alluding to how much he wants to fuck [insert man], he's doing the male version of Plainey's "OMG I'M SOOO GAY FOR TITTIES" bullshit. Those two are the fucking worst.
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>>381816it's not spooky, it's pathetic and transparent. at least back in the day (circa 2010) he seemed genuine. now all he does is act like an overgrown manchild who tries to appeal to a demographic a third of his age while somehow becoming more sexually suggestive and overall creepy. he's an example of what someone at the age of 30+ should strive to NOT be.
i'm not sure if his narcissism prevented him from realizing that he completely sold out and the reason why he has so many views is because he's churning out clickbait content at a buzzfeed level of speed for a decade now, while brown nosing everyone on his way. He's not talented, he's just a persevering workaholic.
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i bet he is mad
No. 381851
>>381819What does he expect? If I went to check out what my kid had charged to my credit card and I was confronted with that gratuitous nonsense I'd be demanding a chargeback too.
He should try creating something interesting or creative instead of cheap gags and benign deliberately offensive for the sake of it. He keeps taking digs at SR for the "dear the next one" video but at least SR has more to his content than screaming and humping things, or 20 min long infuriating diatribes.
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W-why?!
No. 381904
>>381902The second hand embarrassment I feel when he posts these blatant
"look at my body, and people call this fat?!"-selfies is just too much. He's 3-4 years my senior and acts like a horny teenager.
Go back to Myspace, you cunt.
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>>381789dunno how accurate this is but its for his main channel, all his channels should drop back to 1 mill subscribers some time next year or the year after. this is only the beginning of his downfall
No. 381911
>>381902Gerg, you're not even emo, you're a goddamn 16 year old mall goth stuck in a grown man's body.
Maybe once his channels fail, he can get a job shilling AFI t-shirts at Hot Topic …except I can't imagine him keeping that job for very long after some mom calls to complain that he gave his number to her middle school aged daughter.
No. 381913
>>381912This shit is fucking long. 18 minutes to hear some unknown youtuber talk about why another youtuber is a shitty edgelord?
Is this you, anon?
No. 381989
>>381982He does look like a giant, constipated toddler who's flexing their entire body to push a dry turd out.
You're not fooling anyone, Gerg, we know you do your "VEGETARIAN BODEHHH" pose to create the illusion of abs. You don't have abs, you barely have any muscle definition. Y'know that thing you scoff at, that whole "exercise" concept you're too good for because you think ~VEGETARIANISM~ is the sole key to a healthy body? Yeah, that. If you just did some goddamn crunches, you COULD have the abs you so clearly want. But what do I know, I'm one of those idiots who actually bothers to read up on medical science.
No. 381993
>>381989The way he slouches over to create said illusion is laughable. He's shortening his torso to the point where it looks unnaturally stocky and short. He's not a tall guy, so it makes him look even shorter and more stocky. Maybe he should start utilizing the pull-up bar that's
always in his fucking pictures.
sage for non contrib bodyjudge
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He just keeps getting worse and worse
No. 382014
>>381902>>381995dat tiny dick dent though kek
does this really count as a dick or does this still go under big clit?
No. 382025
>>382009Why u gotta bring Law & Order to this, man?! This shit better not be a parody to the SVU series either!
Wait, didn't he already do a parody of this shit? Something about dudes following laws and shit?
Saged for ranting
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>>381905What are you talking about anon, he's totally approaching the subject with maturity and respect and contributing ti public discourse.
Plus I bet filthyfrank make sure abortion jokes, so why doesn't his teen girl audience like it?
For everyone else, not a video about his opinions or anything, it's just a desperate unfunny bid for attention. Not worth uploading imo.
However i suspect he's been watching comentiquette and instead of noticing how Erik is actually funny and add something beyond merely reading Yahoo! Answers in a funny voice, he just imitates the funny voice while reading Yahoo! Answers.
Next thing Greg is going to be tweeting Ted Cruz.
No. 382081
>>381902this is just fucking sad. i'd tell you to stop, greg, but keeping making a fool out of yourself, i guess. this is the only way you'll ever be funny.
but just, jesus christ. those non-existent traps. he looks like he's flexing so hard his appendix is gonna pop.
No. 382096
>>381911Why AFI though. More like Black Veil Brides, lol.
Leave AFI alone, at least Sing The Sorrow was an A+ listening experience.
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>>381902lmfao he looks like gordon ramsay shirtless
No. 382127
>>382096Oh, sorry, I didn't mean any offense, I actually loved AFI as a teen. I saw them at a tiny club in NJ for 10 bucks back in 2000, one of my first shows. However, I also remember when AFI transformed into a band that became synonymous with Hot Topic. After Sing the Sorrow, they started to shift away from "weird horror-punk band that wants to be the Misfits if The Misfits sang about how 'forlorn' they felt" and become the kind of band that Gerg's audience would like. Bummer.
I'm kinda getting the feeling that AFI isn't even really relevant with the youth anymore. If I google "screamo" and related genres, it's just picture after picture after picture of Andy Biersack. Did Black Veiled Brides replace AFI as the kings of Hot Topic mall-alt merch?
I'm also noticing a pattern as I look into the genres Gerg's fans would enjoy; 30 year old guy makes a living appealing to teenage alt girls, encourages them to crush on him, inevitably gets caught trying to fuck a 14 year old. Gerg fits in with creeps like Dahvie Vanity, Ian Watkins, Jake Mcelfresh, etc, the modern version of scene attracts some serious creepy fucks. No wonder Gerg doesn't want to grow up and stop listening to BVB, that whole subculture is like shooting fish in a barrel for guys like him. I'm not sure if he poses more of a risk now while he's a "cool" YouTuber or later when he'll have to start selling Black Veiled Brides merch at the mall. He'd be actually waist deep in 16 year old girls all day instead of just trying to groom them over twitter. He could woo them with Cinnabon and his employee discount. Ughhh.
Sage for going OT for a bit.
No. 382158
>>382101>>382101>>381616OT but what would you actually advise Greg to do with his skin?
If he has rosacea then his skin will react badly to anything aimed at acne/blackheads
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gaze upon the space prince in all their glory.
No. 382179
>>382177I am all for talking shit about the Greases, but making fun of her stretch marks is petty. I mean, she had a kid, and that shit happens. I agree there's little milk now a days, but this feels like reaching.
Sage goes in the email feild, anon.
No. 382180
>>382177What are we, Mystery.jpg?
I agree with other anon, people don't get to decide whether or not they get stretchmarks.
No. 382186
>>382177thirding the other anons
It's different to call out lainey's 'style'choices or Grease's shooping but this is only slightly higher hanging fruit than onion bullying teenage girls for their bodies.
No. 382194
https://www.younow.com/DrewIsSharingDrew is streaming, he laughed about Onisions tumor/"skin disease" video being about rosacea and a cyst, after he got told about it, and called Greg out for his stupid tumor competition.
Drew confirmed his mole to be an actual benign tumor, let's see how Onision ups the stakes with that revelation. This means Gregma has at least to pretend to have breast cancer.
No. 382252
>>382158Different anon, but I'm pretty familiar with the treatments.
First, he really needs to go to a dermatologist, get
prescribed something–products from CVS are OK, but they're really meant for mild-moderate acne and Proactive is expensive, yet has far less benzoyl peroxide and salicylic acid in it than the aforementioned cheaper CVS products–and given strict instructions on usage.
He heavily relies on the internet to treat acne+rosacea. He makes a big to do about showering all the time, but one trip to the derm and he'd have been told that washing your face/hair and slathering on too many products will dry out your skin and your sebaceous glands will overcompensate. Ffs, that's like skincare 101 and he was oblivious until an anon told him during a livestream, he has no idea what he's doing.
I had a sulfur based face wash for rosacea and a prescription strength salicylic wash with a benzoyl peroxide topical cream for the acne. Recently was prescribed a 30 day course of antibiotics (doxycycline) to treat a shitty breakout from the inside out, it was
awesome. I love glycolic acid serum, it helps dry out the blemishes while also sloughing off dead skin. The oil-free Clinique Moisture Surge moisturizer is fantastic for people with problem skin, it's a gel and it helps your skin from drying out too much from the topical stuff and you don't break out, it's noncomedogenic.
Many of the treatments for acne are the same treatments for rosacea, so people don't have to worry about one treatment sabotaging the other. The main goal for both rosacea and acne is: drying them out without going overboard.
He could get prescribed Metrogel (lulz it's also used to treat vaginal infections), Retin A, a sulfur wash, etc. Sooo many possibilities.
The level of severity determines the treatment and everybody's different…which is why, again, he just needs to suck it up and go get a professional opinion. Only a trained dermatologist can do a proper evaluation and tell him what they think he needs, but I feel like he's just gonna keep bitching about his "skin disease", shower too much and throw his money away on Proactive.
Sage for blogposting/OT a bit.
No. 382259
>>382252Here's the short version. Rules for bad skin 101:
- don't over wash
- don't over use products
- go to the fucking dermatologist and do what they say, give them the feedback, and keep doing those things in a cycle until shit works
- use a fresh pillowcase each night or put a clean towel over your pillow
>>382254Writing any of this out doesn't help Greg because he's a narc who thinks he knows what's best through his COMMON SENSE and INTERNET DEFINITIONS that's better than any doctor, ever. That's what's extra funny about it. He'll keep fucking his face up no matter what good advice anyone gives.
No. 382261
>>382259Actually, he
does listen to us. Just let the nigga die with his ~horrible skin disease~.
No. 382262
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sure lainey sure
No. 382265
>>382261No way will he listen to anon, it requires actual work/routine that has him deferring to an EVIL DERMATOLOGIST and putting in a modicum of effort.
That and that's still only part of the problem - he no matter what has to change his diet bc that processed garbage is the cause of his skin inflammation. Yes you can dry out/treat acne on the surface but the skin is barfing all this bile out because of inflammation. He'd need vitamins and probiotics, to eat actual vegetables, and not eat out every single day by learning to cook.
Rest assured his skin will always look like dogshit don't you worry.
No. 382276
>>382262Lmao who the fuck else was in your life besides greg. He literally IS your life. We get it you are mad that Billie doesn't want to be abused alongside you and by you as well. But who else is in your fucking life? Sarah? Mercades? Selena? Your family? They fucked you over? But not greg who cheated on you? That was totally all billie. She totally forced greg's micropenis inside her and screamed at you that there should be no boundaries in the relationship.
Idk how anyone can stand to be near her. I imagine she flips the fuck out on you if you dare insult her precious greg or point out that maybe he is the problem.
No. 382295
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Yikes. Onion flashed a super impersonal thanks to some of his patrons on his latest "law and order" video, and he doesn't even care enough about his top supporter, $1000 patron to spell his handle right. OUCH!
No. 382297
>>382295Looks like he's attempting some humor, Anon.
Memelord Dan Dotseth,
Donald J Trump.. He's not a trump supporter and he knows how to spell ladyboy's name since she's tweeting him obsessively.
That being said, nobody thinks this is funny. Also, could you upload this video to vid.me or something?
No. 382299
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I think I've developed a brain aneurysm from watching its entirety…or severe autism.
No. 382324
>>381675They have
no human dignity, they spew all their garbage online
>>381708What did you expect?
No. 382343
>>381871Definitely late 50s early 60s.
>>382106>>382129Kek
No. 382347
>>381675That dumb hoe knew
exactly what she was signing up for when she married him, now she feigns shock/surprise for the camera?Pathetic. And she always looks like she's forcing a smile or constipated. She gives 0 fucks about her kids.
No. 382357
>>381675It's like he's
proud of being a giant, grotesque shitshow. No wonder he can barely function in society and can't get a normal job. Lainey only married him because she was a mentally underdeveloped 18yo kid - and now because of being with him, she's a mentally retarded adult.
No. 382375
>>382359Such a lovely antithesis. Here's the link.
Cheerful plesant people hanging out together at an event, chilling, making light fun of a bully who has no friends to hang out with, never goes anywhere, and is full of bile and vitriol towards them and the world.
No. 382377
>>382369Speaking of which, he's just released a "10 things I hate about school dress codes" video.
He had over two dozen of his fans on Twitter throwing ideas at him for that shitty series; and he chose the one subject in direct correlation with school kids and how they should/shouldn't dress.
He hasn't even been to school for 18 years, he wouldn't know what has and what hasn't been changed regarding dress codes since then… he's a straight up pedo, he can't resist talking about children's bodies in some way or another.
No. 382406
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Gregma still has to pay alimony, and is possibly gonna make his pay for it.
No. 382409
>>382311I mean, its true tho.
I didnt get stretchmarks but I did gain weight and got some extra fat around my hip area that I still havent been able to get rid of.
He def has a point on saying we give our body away.
No. 382411
>>382406Well Greg, maybe you shouldn't have wrecked your wife's car driving to fuck a 17 year old Canadian pop star.
If you had let her have a job, she wouldn't have been your business partner.
No. 382414
>>381902BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! That little baby bicep! That fucker looks like a little potato.
/fit/ fag here. That tendon belly is the only little belly you have.
>tfw dad has mommy armsYour squad would have peered you out of a litter carry "Airman Daniels".
No. 382436
>>382422Since he started the Patreon last month; his Twitter has been a non-stop bawwfest and pity-party for extorting money out of his fans. Currently, he can't go a single day without making up to six advertisements about it either by showering fake appraisals on his patrons, saying he's diseased, claiming he's barely surviving or making the same tired content while claiming it's his best ever videos ever made.
It's all for the Patreon bux.
We all know the alimony payments finally end in August, he only pays her something like 1k a month and has been easily affording it for years, but his newer fans don't know shit and that's evident by the replies they make to his Tweets.
>>382433That's exactly it.
No. 382438
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>>382433You're probably right but damn I hope Skye is still cashing inthru alimony. Break his bank account !
No. 382439
>>382438He's only been giving her around 1k a month since the divorce, that's like pocket change to him and it still is.
It also ends in August… there's only $5,000 left in total to finish off the payment then it's all over with, he doesn't have to pay her any more.
(saged for repeating myself)
No. 382440
>>382417But then he'd be making as much as my dad! ;_;
God I hate Grease.
No. 382441
>>382440I guess we'll start seeing the real numbers for his patron bux around the 26th of this month, it was around that time last month that he started it…
I don't think it's going to make that much of a dent to what it is now though, I'm guessing he won't get the Tomato-idiot's $1,000 pledge again and quite possibly the $500 and a couple of $250 patrons will cease their payments too, but I think he'll manage to keep the majority of the $1-$50 patrons.
So I guess my estimation by next month he'll be down to something around the $2,500 mark instead of the $5,000 he's currently getting, who knows though.
No. 382448
>>382409Pregnancy effects every woman's body differently and does not inherently make you unattractive.
I was pregnant in my late teens and 10 years later have a better body than most women my age.
No. 382468
>>382448Late teens? Girl you were still probably developing, no shit you have a better body now.
>>382441Tomato will keep paying until he gets his video. Tomato is a moron.
No. 382475
WOAH. So idk if this has ever been discussed before, and before anyone says "lurk moar," I've been lurking a reallly long time, and have never seen it mentioned thus far.
But, when Greg and Lainey were together for about a year (or less maybe) they did a live stream and Greg reads one of the questions to Lainey, "Is Lainey bisexual?" and here's the important part, Lainey says, "No. Greg thinks I am bi, but I don't think I am."
So I'm more convinced than ever that Greg has been grooming Lainey to be "bisexual" for YEARS now. Either that or she was bisexual and LYING to him, and he was terrified she'd cheat on him with a girl. But now that her being bisexual fits Greg's agenda of being able to get younger girls, he is suddenly okay with it.
Anyways, I wish all of Lainey's die hard fans knew that she's lying about her sexuality for internet praise and because it makes her more interesting to Greg.
Billie is interesting. Lainey feels like she isn't. So this is her "thing" I guess.
I know most of that has been discussed before but I didn't know if Lainey's exact quote had been mentioned.
No. 382479
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Does anyone have any opinion on what DSSCTM is saying here?
I'm weirded out when he (and some others) has this sort of 'privileged' information. It's a bit much. (And yes, I know that may be silly to say as a frequenter of gossip sites, but most discussion tends to be about stuff the people themselves actually put out there.)
No. 382481
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>>382406Skye is Gerg's only ex who I actually feel bad for. She's the only one who came into the picture without having the whole internet warn her about how shitty he is. She didn't try to get with an e-celeb because no one knew who he was back then.
I hope she gets as much money as possible from him, she deserves it. He's still cashing in on the videos they made together.
Pic related, I took 5 min to compile some thumbnails with skye/her sister in them from his main channel alone. there's many more videos like this still up on his many channels.
No. 382482
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>>382481also when i was doing this i came across a vid from 2009 where i took this screenshot from. he looks so young here. he always likes to pretend that he didn't age or that he looks younger now (lol) but this one pic is a proof that he's full of shit. these days he filters the shit out of himself just so he can look like this.
No. 382483
grease's mom got a patreon lmao
he's already so delusional about his "talents", this is going to be him like in 10-20 years
https://www.patreon.com/Vamchoir No. 382491
>>382483>>382489her stuff is at revampshebang.com
all i can say is y i k e s
No. 382492
>>382483>>382491I reeeeeally don't understand her sense of humour.
I already didn't understand what was funny about Gurg's stuff, but this is just utterly bizarre. At least with Onion I know what he is TRYING for, even if his execution isn't funny at all.
No. 382506
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>>382009i know this was brought up before, but his droopy eye wtf
No. 382524
>>382479That's fucking crazy and with all probability, not true. Keith/DSSCTM is known for making up shit, didn't he bait the thread on Kiwifarms saying he had
sensitive information about the Onons deployment and discharge from the USAF? He's fucking creepy, and is a lolcow himself. He and Eoliveson seem to be making up shit about Onision to keep themselves relevant.
He was going to unleash hundreds of videos one at a time for years so he could sit on his ass while getting rich off his kidsDid you wrap your entire body in fucking tinfoil before you made up this crap, Keith? It's one thing to look at this drama unfold and laugh at it, but it seems like h has invested wayyyy too much time "exposing" him, and making up shit in the process. People laugh at this old fool too, because he's equally as delusional as the man he wants to take down.
I don't think Greggles would film his kids and spend a significant amount of time doing so, because then people would start caring about the kids and their lives, and Onion would be fading into obscurity.
Saged for bloggy
No. 382560
>>382479>>382524This, DSSCTM and Stevie are both lolcows in their own right for various reasons… but without going into too much detail about their creepy personas in general (the skinny on that shit can be found in their own thread on /snow) DSSCTM is largely a conspiracy theorist on Greaselord whilst Stevie lies constantly about having "inside information" on La Casa de la Grasa without ever providing proof.
Basically, you always have to go out of your way to fact check whatever it is they're claiming because they're so unreliable… take what they say with a grain of salt.
No. 382561
>>382499The $500 (maximum) bonus is only given out when the person you referred is able to match your own number of Patrons… it's kind of like a pyramid scheme in that sense, so unless either Lainey or anyone else he referred can get 1,200 patrons themselves by the end of the month, he won't be able to claim the maximum bonus.
He'll probably get around $100 each for anyone who signed up through his referral link at most, probably less.
No. 382562
>>382550I see, all of his complaining about it is making him look like a sad pathetic man that he really is in front of a teenage audience. How embarrassing!
It's like karma strikes again
No. 382575
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Complimenting Shane and insulting Trish in the same sentence. Happy Birthday Trish.
No. 382588
>>382576>>382582I bet my ass off he's not gonna let her go afterwards and will mention her like he does with the others.
Move on Cucky!
No. 382602
>>382579+2 child support
I share your petty dream
No. 382605
>>382575sage for irrelevant but after watching gines read his books and after having read his shit for years, can SOMEONE for the love of GOD give this man a lesson on how to use commas. I don't even care about the misspelling, poor sentence structure, inability to construct a basic paragraph, low-level vocabulary, etc. etc. etc. anymore. I JUST want him to learn to use a goddamn comma.
>for instance, greg, in this context, proper comma usae would be "yes, you are, shane," or "yes you are, shane." what you are doing in this tweet as it is currently formatted is affirming shane's identity. Yes, he is Shane. No. 382622
>>382620So if we go by pewds lowest 30$ multiply that by 4 chanels asuming he uploads 1 video on each. That means 120 per day wich is $840 weekly . Wich is 3,340$ a month.And if we say he works 40 hrs a week that means he averages aprox. $21 per hr. Wich is a very high paying job. So if we divided by half because grease is not getting 1mil+ views. He should be earning around 400$ a week….
Sage for blogpost/not important
No. 382625
>>382622Wich makes me question… Holy shit how much money he mas making before this??? 0.0
Sage for samefagging
No. 382632
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Onion's network dropped the Uhohbro channel last night so he's (sorta) shutting down. Not only that, a new channel has risen to take its place, "Onion Son"; to answer
>>382621 .
No. 382634
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>Goodbye and don't forget to send me money!!!
No. 382648
>>382637Ah.
Maybe he saved money from his military job (which iirc was between $3-20,000 a month? Year?)
Or is secretly getting paid for other projects we don't know of. Either way, something's not right.
No. 382649
>>382646Yah, with new and old content. Yay!!!
He already has like 5 or 6 channels, and he's not really breaking the bank nowadays, what gives?
No. 382654
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"How to and style", because they are less demonetized
No. 382682
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His new channel is only at 10k subs, going from a 2.3m. I'll bet he will never reach 2.3m again.
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I reported his latest videos on Onion Son, let's see if they take note of it.
No. 382724
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His last uhohbro vid he's aged so much.. The wrinkles, the actual full blown wrinkles
No. 382725
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WTF HAPPENED IN THIS LAST WEEK? I KNOW HIS SKIN WAS SHITTING, BUT THE AGING
No. 382727
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No. 382731
>>382727Lack of filters and foundation emphasizing the wrinkles and creases of his face. Probably also doesn't know how to properly apply makeup and just slathers it on like Halloween face paint.
He's always looked like shit, but too much foundation can magnify all your imperfections rather then conceal them.
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>>382724>>382725>>382727o fook, Onions sprouting and rotting, Got more wrinkles and spots on his face than an old mans ass.
No. 382765
>>382682He has 30k subs now. But makes sense because some people out of that 2.4 mill have to be real and active subs. I dont get the point of making yet another channel lol. Does he think hes only losing subs and views because his channels are restricted and this new one will be unrestricted because its fresh and he will magically get back to 2 mill subs and 100k+ views per video? LOL.
Also LOL at his network dropping him. I wonder if its cause his views suck or was he whining to them too like he is to youtube.
No. 382768
>>382765I think that network dropping his UhOhBro channel was the other "bad news" he mentioned whilst whining about alimony payments yesterday.
It coincides because he made the new channel yesterday as well, he's trying to find all the loopholes he can to hang onto his YT bux.
No. 382774
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Grease's ongoing fears of the medical field continue on into his 30's.
He's never going to get help.
No. 382789
>>382787Ah, narcissism. Can't conceive of not being the centre of his exes world, so he keeps stalking them; can't conceive of medical professionals knowing more about the human body than he'll ever know about anything (even the shit doctors), so he'll never willingly submit to go see one.
Or maybe he's just a cheapskate, like with the heating in his house.
No. 382794
>>382295This is underrated, I think.
If he isn't intentionally misspelling the names as a quirk (or it isn't obvious/all of the names listed), this really isn't delivering on what those Patrons are paying for.
Also it bothers me they seem to be in no order. Tomato is a known $1000 patron who is intending on collabing with Onion. He deserves at least to have his name first. The fuck is this order even?
I wish one of these people would complain about him botching WHAT THEY PAID FOR. Maybe link that picture of him raging over his broken vegan mayo.
No. 382811
>>382798I dont feel bad for him. It was his choice to support onision. There are plenty of warnings about onision web-wide. And tomato is probably too big a fan to say anything.
You get what you pay for :) Or in this case… who you pay for.
No. 382865
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Onion secretly wants Lainey dead and is throwing his own son under the bus for it.
All I can say to Taylor is: RUNN BITCH, RUUUNNNNN!!!!!!
No. 382879
>>382560Oh, I'm well aware of the lolcow-y nature of the pair of them, I've read their thread.
I was just curious about that particular piece of outlandish info from DSSCTM because it came totally out of nowhere and I wanted to see what people here thought about it. The idea of Onion planning ahead like that just seemed silly to me.
They have indeed invested far too much in this and seem keen to invent nonsense.
No. 382881
>>382879The man didn't even plan ahead to save money when Youtube would eventually start to dwindle down, so I doubt he'd have the capacity to plan a scheme like this, you know?
And if he was going to leak videos of his family, right now would be the perfect time. He knows both fans and haters wants to see his kids and him interacting with his family.
No. 382884
>>382774They aren't really comparably and it's apparently based on cherry picking data (surprise surprise).
http://www.snopes.com/doctors-kill-more-people-than-guns/But why would Greg, the smartest man in the world, bother thinking further about a statement that agrees with his opinions?
No. 382888
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Written by his imaginary PR Team
No. 382902
>>382798>>382811Does Patreon have any rules that would cover for that? Or is it following the "you get who you pay for" rationale anon posted?
I mean it is one of the perks he's offering, right? He isn't following through with what they're paying for if that is the case.
No. 382904
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Look like tomato disqette doesn't care.
No. 382907
>>382888"happy, awesome & fun" are perhaps the least likely words anyone could use to describe gerg's unending stream of diarrhea over the past decade. Just wtf does he think is happy about him? He's a miserable old man who never leaves his house and has never gotten over his "high school goth everything is stupid I listen to Marilyn Manson" phase.
Or is he about to start trying to be ad friendly on this channel and start making slime or some shit? That should be easy, he can just scrape it off his face.
No. 382910
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>>382907>>"happy, awesome & fun"I don't know but one of his latest videos is… take a massive guess… it'll be SUCH a surprise you'll be shook.
"Why are British people so unattractive"
That's right, another BRAND NEW, FRESH video where he's judging people's looks, the thumbnail has a teenager in it laying on her back with a Union Jack vest on of course.
Like British people really care what a greasy, ageing, DISEASED pedo narcissist thinks of them, kek.
No. 382918
>>382908I don't understand how a guy who said that he is struggling make ends meet can afford to shell out $250 a week to Greg… even if his collar with Greg gives him a decent amount of exposure there's no way he will make that money back, he seems to think this is a worth while investment which it really is far from that lol.
"hmm, I want to start building a fan base and have my content reach more people, who should I try to get help me? I know! Onision! he totally isn't losing thousands of subs and views per week and becoming more irrelevant day by day, maybe if I break the bank and give him every spare cent I have my channel will become popular!!!"
No. 382922
>>382914He's such a fucking pussy, crash diets are not only dangerous but you just end up putting the weight back on afterwards.
He needs to work out and exercise, he's barely got any muscle or tone and he's skinny underneath that flab… he might as well turn that flab into muscle to even out his weight.
No. 382923
>>382921of all people he could've pledged/donated a large amount of money to for a collab and he chooses a person who literally just retired one of is channels due to poor views and declining subs, best investment ever!
Not only is it not going to be worth his $$ but I don't think he realises that it will tarnish whatever image he could possibly achieve to have from the get go.. I mean, shouldn't the fact that no decent YouTuber wants anything to do with Greg be a sign? not even iDubbz will touch him, that and even YouTube want him gone.
No. 382978
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If I paint nude-ugly-onion with a little wiener, any legal issues?