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> guess whoses back, back again. Sarah's back, tell a friend
> IRS came to visit, Greg fake cries over him going to lose his car and home. It's all TurboTax's fault you gai's
> Lainey starts a new channel 'Beauty Bot', will start writing off her makeup purchases as business expenses no doubt.
> Get's all righteous over Pewdiepie accidentally saying Nigger on a stream when he flings the word Faggot about despite his space prince being 'trans'.
Haley steps in and brings up his use of the word faggot which Greg tries to twist. He also has deleted his tweets where he says the word faggot.
> Greg talking about making a kickstarter and has a new 'vegan' food blog consisting of microwave food and tin foil.
> Lainey now has blue hair, just completing her billie transformation, also getting her younow fans to beg for her.
> They got rid of their guinea pigs so they could get a puppy.
Sorry if I missed anything.
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Plainey said she MUST have a new iPhone every time one gets released.
I wonder if she will choose iPhone 8 or iPhone X
I legit saw Harley in the younow chat earlier, starting to wonder if shes a closet hater or troll.
She seems to clued in to actually like Gerg.
His fucking middle parting showed how fucking ugly hed be without his 15 year old emo boy hair cut.
"We don't do vacations." - onision 2017.
We joke about it but damn. Does Lainey ever feel sad that her husband is never going to give her her dream vacation? He's so pathetic.
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The end was depressing. Lainey is ALWAYS hinting and asking Gerg to be affectionate, in videos and an younow. Repeatedly.
He complies and gives her a peck at the end and practically sprints out of the room.
Meanwhile…Billie never had to ask. Lainey initiates every interaction in the recent video and he barely reciprocated.
Towards the end she literally begged and kept looking at him. Then shes seen rubbing the corner of her eye at the very end after looking sad and disappointed.
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sorry for all the uploads at once farmers, was out of commission due to the hurricane.
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Here's her getting hurt at the end when he isn't being affectionate
Gregma totally disinterested: > Laineybot's new makeup channel…what is it called? Beautybot?
…> Do I get any love now?
how desperate and sad is that?
i want to give a prize to mato for the end. and his wife for being an extremely good sport.
lainey and bianca barely looked at each other. that was awkward as hell
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her fashion inspo, evidently. I'm glad a lot of people are already offended that someone so unfortunate looking is trying to visually educate the masses on beauty. yucky
It's probably quite difficult for her to see relatively normal spousal affection between Dickette and his wife, and compare it to her own arid existence. It's hard loving someone who doesn't, and is actually incapable of, loving you back. If Taylor weren't a terrible person who obstinantly made her own bed and obstinantly insists on sleeping in it, she'd be a lot easier to pity.
Still,if she lost about 180 pounds,it would solve every single one of her problems.
bianca seems tuned in to her lainey felt slighted there or whatever
like let me say something nice about lainey for a moment, she does look cute here, it just looks off because she is a 22 yr old and they're all older/not same style. but she tries to be more engaging with her audience (which is why i presume she does have fans) and onion just is such a dick
like he is always a dick in her videos
DUMP HIM. BIANCA GIVE HER A SHOULDER TO CRY ON FOR A BIT MAKE IT PLATONIC AND HELP THE GIRL DESTRESS I KNOW U DON'T HAVE TO BUT YOU SEEM NICE
Could she use her foot to unlock iphone X ? Sorta looks like her face.
I'd love to hear their explanation as to why she HAD to have the most expensive new phone while they're "financially struggling". ( Knowing Greg would try to write it off as a business expense )
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such beauty, beautybot.
Footface is just as problematic
as her shithead of a husband, she's a selfcentered child that is more concerned about what pronouns kids on the internet use for hre than her own fucking children. Do not pity that cunt.
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has anyone ever reuploaded the vid from the pic? it's from the speaks channel. didn't notice he brought up AJ in the recent past.
a lot of the shit i see lainey do, i perceive as being because gerg has totally fucked her up.
he caught her, dragged her into a household that was always going to be toxic in one way or another, stopped her from experiencing a part of life she should have experienced while young, knocked her up, and now she's found herself stuck. she's stunted because of it, and i bet she's starting to realise it too. it didn't have to be that way, she missed out on a lot of maturing and development.
i feel for her, and would love to see her get out of there. she can even keep her youtube channels on her own basis, her own fans, without gerg. she'd probably be more successful too. she's quite likeable without his influence and without him around.
she just needs to grow a fucking pair and leave sooner rather than later if she actually wants to have a good life and actually have the chance to develop as a person.
all she needs to do is take a look at shiloh and how she developed, grew, and went on to much better things after getting out of there tbh
fucking lainey, it all looks the SAME!
i don't know if its maybe a filter on her vids or if she fucks with the color balance or something. but she intentionally wants to look ghostly white on every single vid. thing is, it fucks with the video quality and we can't see shit. it reminds of when grav3yardgirl would fuck up the color balance in her videos just so that her eyes would look more blue (she loves fishing for compliments too). i don't know if lainey wants to look pale or make her eye color pop or whatever, but please make it stop. its so fuckin distracting. onion does it too but at least he's good at it. lainey makes the videos look unappealing to the eye.
i'm the same way. I try to be critical of her and I am when I actually watch her live streams and stuff, but even then I know that the majority of her personality and behaviors are a result of what gurg did to her. I think I just have more sympathy cause I'm the exact same age as her and I'm not trapped in a loveless marriage with two kids. Even if I feel hopeless and I get worried about the future, I still know that I can get up and change everything because I'm pretty much the only one that has to deal with the damages. it's probably different when you're a mother and have been groomed to know nothing else.
but when I watch her livestreams it's apparent that she's not really this innocent kid, she's an adult and knows what she's doing… to some extent. she just never had to be truly independent and it shows. she went from high school and living with her family to living with onion and having kids
the onions are bad at being self-aware
Someone literally asked lamey how to buy a love potion on younow and she was like "ya idk"
yeah she was totally replaced. remember that onion was ready to dump her to the side. he said that lainey was going to keep the kids legally while he moved with billie. he totally had his mind set on jumping to billie. but his ego got the best of him and he ended up humilliating billie for literally no reason. so when she was gone he had to
get back to lainey.
but i think its pretty obvious that he only went back to lainey because they were already married and had kids , not because he wanted to be with her. he's just living with her out of compromise and because lainey is accesible. this negligent asshole didn't even thank her on valentine's day because "im sooo busy with work lainey sorry eat by yourself" he doesn't care about her at all.
i'd feel bad for her but honestly fuck lainey. she's so desperate to keep the relationship with grease going… when its fucking dead. he alredy cheated and dumped you ONCE - he's clearly going to do it to you again. you can keep copying billie all you want,its still a matter of time before you're replaced again
. lainey needs to get a grip. her kids don't need to be involved in any of this messy threesome shit.
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Grease and Onionwife 1.0, dat ~affection~ tho!
if it wasn't for ayalla, billie and greg would probably be renting a place together right now.
it's funny that greg is using his "super workaholic" attitude to distance himself from lainey. like, he works from home. they are both home together all the time. he had no problem having billie/shiloh in the recording room with him while he worked.
i just don't see how lainey thinks her marriage is so above her parents'..like y'all are doing the exact same things just with a SJW spin and with more "publicity"
That wedding ring on his finger while he is touching another woman and everyone knows his wife is in another room, not allowed to participate in the video.
who cares about lameo? Their poor kids are never gonna get to have family vacations.>>433382
LOL tomato and his wife versus lameo and onion. They are pathetic grease asslickers but at least they look like they like each other>>433432
It's probably boring to onion at this point how easy she is to please. He can yell at her, bring another girl over, ignore her, and make her cry. But then all he has to do is say one nice thing about her and she goes back to having a smug look on her face flashing her ring to people. All his other gfs have been much more of a "challenge" which narcs probably love. Shes only still around because his popularity plummeted so hard in the past few years and he cant find a suitable replacement anymore among his fanbase. Billie was the only one, but she grew a brain. Hes also not gonna dump lameo while worrying about paying off his IRS debt. Hes gonna need her victim shit to start a kickstarter. LOOK AT LAMEO, MY POOR WIFE. DONATE TO US. And use her income to help him.
I agree, Lainey has been a lolcow ever since Cuddlegate. She's been more milky than Onion lately.
Why have sympathy for a cow? Do you know where you are?
People always start feeling sympathy for her when they see her in video together with Onion.
Then she shits on everyone and just looks after her own ass and people get reminded she is shitty too.
For everyone feeling sympathy for Lainey right now, you should now she brought Sarah again in their house to be their babysitter. And she doesn't give two shits that Sarah is missing school
A highschool aged person shouldn't be a nanny. There is no way she is going to prosper, working full time (probably more even) and then being Lainey's plaything in her free time. I love how they acted all self righteous when Sarah first had to leave "you're sending her back to an abusive home!!!" But don't they realize what they are doing is abusive in a different way?
I hope they are at least paying her and not just giving her room and board.
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Any sympathy I have for Lainey comes from the fact that I know she's been gaslighted by Greg for so long. It's hard to remember with her recent bizarre behavior, but it wasn't so long ago that you could easily see the effects this has on her.
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W t f
Also, nice pits, ya cunt
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please don't give them viewshttps://vid.me/ZrHiT
She says she suffer chest dysphoria but appeared in sport bra and do a swimsuit haul without problem, is hard to take her serious
I like her better when she didnt try hard to be a special little spinner.
The anon who point out a regression is fucking right, she is 22 y/o and is mother of 2 childrens; acts and dress like a kid.
Is so creepy at this point.
Personally I can look past that. What I find unforgivable is that this is a mother. Of MULTIPLE children.
When you choose to bring children into this world, you create a new set of standards for yourself. You are no longer going to get a pass on some actions that non-parents will. You are a PARENT, your top priority should be your fucking children not getting your linter all fleeky or finding a gf to pretend you are gay with.
Sage for ranting
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Thought he didn't take pictures with fans? I'm guessing only if its a teenage fan girl.
He got the "vegetarian creamy tomato soup," which has cream in it (duh), so no, not vegan. Panera does
have vegan options, but apparently Gregma is too dumb or lazy to figure them out.
"Personality is like 90%…" says Gurg while Plainey texts away on her phone.
Are they even fucking seriously human beings?
It's not even that she just stays. It's how she treated the whole billie situation, solely blaming her, and then attacking her own fans for daring to feel sympathy for billie (lane, when she was 16), how she treated the whole luxy situation (ignoring how onion talked shit to her and made it about her AGAIN. 'i cant trust girls they share my texts ugh. let me ignore that my husband was pressuring her to do things she didn't want and calling her names. me me me!!!!). And befriending a 14 year old and using her as your personal therapist/nanny/defender.
She is not just some poor girl stuck in an abusive relationship. She just also has a horrible garbage personality and is self-absorbed as well, and now shes greedy as fuck just like gerg. You can all say well its cause shes been with gerg for so long! But that's just her actual personality now with or without him, regardless of how it came about. >>433568
Yeah lameo never brought her in to the house or sent her away for her own good. Lameo wanted a friend with her she can whine to 24/7 and shield her from gerg's attempts at bringing a new girl and a personal babysitter so she can do fuckall. Shes probably blaming her own kids for onion not spending time with her, so she gets her slave to babysit for her so she can try to win his love again. It's all for selfish reasons.>>433581
Lol she uses excuses like "omg you can feel one gender one second and another the next second. same with dysphoria. IT NEEDS TO BE VALIDATED OR YOU ARE OPPRESSING MEEEEE!" Like no? Then everyone in the world is trans because on some days they dont feel girly and dress in boy clothes and some days they dress up and put on makeup? Shes a fraud.
She is so bizarre.
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How long until we get a Shane Dawson tshirt?
This whole video is disgusting. Everything about it.
The fact that Onion says he's the "side dish" or whatever.
The fact that they pretend to be grossed out by younger people because they're constantly being accused of being ephebophiles.
Him pointing out that that is how they got together. BARF EMOJI
The part where he grabs her chest. I AM SHOOKETH>>433605
Waiting for the re-upload, if anyone is willing. I won't give them views. (Them being her and him, not using special pronouns, lol)>>433624
I agree that she's turning into him in many ways. It's super gross.
The Sarah stuff is so alarming.
I was never interested/around for stuff until around three months ago. I watched some of Onion's older stuff and it's unbelievable. I have no idea how this scumbag has fans and stays on the internet.
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She doesn't like you Beck why is she so dense? "Show Vagene"
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Holy fuck she is so ugly.
who cares about other people? Lameo is most important!!! She has to continue acting like a single gay teenager who is getting played by girls, while forgetting shes an old hag married heterosexual with two kids who constantly "plays" these poor girls. Remember how she was talking to luxy and several others and even in talks of flying her over/being in a relationship, and then all of a sudden brings back billie? Lol. But totally OTHER people playing her. Get lost lameo. I hope no girl ever goes near her selfish ass.>>433694
At least shes honest that you must have no life in order to be onion and lameo's plaything. Lameo 100% okay with isolating people as long as she has someone who will pay attention to her. If they dare have their own feelings though, HOW DARE THEM!!! ONLY LAINEY MATTERS!>>433717
Is there even a real crush? Shes probably whoring for money. Whatever happened to that ash girl? Lameo is the biggest player of all, she has a "crush" daily and then doesn't the next day.
Well its clear lameo doesn't give two shits about personality. Shes married to onion after all. She also constantly "liked" billie only because she was pretty. When she actually had to talk to her and have her around, she could give two shits about her. But when she just had to tweet her pics going "omg look at my cute gf", she loved it. It's like having a gf is just an accessory in her life to make her more speshul.So of course they must be super pretty or they dont stand a chance in lameo's space prince life. She thinks so highly of herself when she looks like >>433690
She gives 0 shits about any girls that have attempted to be her gf and if they are not pretty enough, they don't stand a chance. Anyone remember that jess girl? She was actually into girls and they flew her over, but she was pretty plain, so of course lameo didnt like her enough to keep her around as her gf. And remember how luxy was being considerate of lameo and not wanting to date them all if it make a trinity, but then she got demonized because how dare she not do whatever it takes to be with the space prince! And even lameo was fine with demonizing her.
Shes total garbage. Shes not even attractive, average at best. But her personality is horrid and shes a selfish self-absorbed bitch. How does anyone like this foot?
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not interested in Tomato at all, on onion's younow earlier he kind of shaded Tomato saying something about being less sensitive? it's seems like after their twitter fiasco, he's kind of pushing Tomato away
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her face when Tomato mentioned how he forgets his wallet and they always pay for dinner somehow and she points at herself and rolls her eyes in a way kek
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looking through foot face's likes to see if she liked her recent crush's tweets or something to get an idea who it may be. i saw she liked this tweet of Sarah saying she got a ~great job~ an offer back to mcmansion as a babysitter?
It is confusing cause she have hintend many times she just wants "her" gf, anyone who buy that bullshit is a retard, i think even Onion see throw her lies.
She wouldnt risk again to Gurg leave her for a younger and better teenage
Lainey is so fuck up she just wants a friend and her only way to have human contact besides Gurg is to bring a girl has a new Trinity member
It basically went like this:
>Lainey comes out as bi, but says shes fine with a monogamous relationship, and doesnt want a gf>they meet billie, and gerg convinces her to kiss her and get a gf because that'd be like so hot.>lameo reluctantly agrees eventually thinking it will just be HER gf.>onion decides he loves billie so they must make it a threeway because he cant control who he loves, does cuddlegate, etc>instead of admitting her husband is a piece of shit, decides im poly now and we gonna do a 3-way! But onion will totally respect my boundaries from now on so it will be okay. Blames billie whenever things go wrong. >Realizes onion wont respect her boundaries, so tries to secretly ask billie to reject him so it will be all her fault. realized shes a footface that might get dumped, so manipulates onion into making the weed thing a big deal and billie decides footface and acne back isnt worth it.
Then after anything goes wrong with her poly relationship she goes "omg i dont think i ever want a gf anymore." But a few weeks/months later they brought back billie/looked for someone else. Lameo would go back and forth between demonizing billie/calling her a homewrecker and pretending she loves her/asking for her back.
Luxy basically revealed she was talking to lameo initially, but onion started butting in and messaging her even more than lameo and trying to negotiate/guilt her into a threeway. "If you really loved lameo, you would do ANYTHING to be with her" aka having a threeway with him. Again instead of admitting her husbands the scum of earth, only gets upset that luxy talked to someone about it, and had those convos leaked.
She again goes "ugh girls can't be trusted!!!! Onion is my soulmate <3" and flashes her ring with a smug face.
How anyone thinks shes worth dating is beyond me. She wants a gorgeous gf thats way prettier than her, but immediately will seethe with rage/get jealous once onion starts ignoring her for the prettier girl, then acts cold/ignores the girl and only gets mad at her for anything and starts subtweeting to make her fanbase angry with the girl.
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She changed it to potato yes, and then I think watermelon no? And burrito maybe? At least I think.
Either way she posted a watermelon in Snapchat so it wasn't a yes
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is that what the stupid watermelons were about?
I think her big dumb gay heart will stop liking chicks when Greg finally finds his teen dream and leaves her. Without him greasing all over her she would have no incentive to maintain this bizarre charade.
I can't get over how terrible she looks. Her hair color. Bad makeup. Stupid clothing choices. Those ugly fucking glasses. She looks like she's trying to be the edgiest girl in Wisconsin. Lots of people think she looked better when Onion first lured her in but blonde hair doesn't suit her coloring, her hair was lank and shapeless, and she was chunky. She looked really good when she first settled on the pixie cut and darkened it to a brunette shade. I am just flabbergasted that she's done this to herself. She looks ridiculous and the opposite of cute - she looks malnourished and desperate.
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I did it, it only took 20 extra years but I got this bitch to Fiji.
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She retweets this while being in a straight marriage with a straight man who she claims is her soulmate love of her life. Lol. THE STRAIGHTS AND MEN ARE DISGUSTING tho amirite?
Imagine this is your mom 5 years into marriage with your dad. She acts like shes a single teenager.
She already knows that. She really just wants a friend. I think she doesn't understand the difference between the two.>>433910
She's just really overexposed
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He's threatening to an hero again
>>433919 >Hints Greg is bad in bed
What part was that?
And from the never have I video, was Lainey suggesting Greg forces her to have sex with the lights ON or OFF?
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Shes said "greg knew i was gay before i did" which 100% confirmed she is straight as fuck. If you were actually into girls, you would know before onion boi. Idk how anyone buys this shes into girls bullshit. What she describes as what she wants from a girlfriend is just a FRIEND. But having a girl as a friend isnt speshul snowflake enough.>>433937>>433939
she kissed 40 dudes by age of 17 but claims to have social anxiety LOL.
Greg is facing the ultimate karma. He used to pride himself on being honest, being real, and not selling out.
Fast forward to now, and he has to fake loving his wife so he doesnt have to pay alimony after it just ended with sky. He has to fake loving his fans and patrons especially, to get money since the adpocalypse and various controversies have ruined his channels.
I bet it kills him inside to have to be fake 24/7. All because be was foolish with his love life and impulsive, and he felt it was fake taking pics with fans and saying "love you guys" to them.
Now he has to fake love his sjw wife, fat makeup wearing fan, and preppy Christian fan, among others. It's beautiful.
Even dfizzy called him out for doing younow when he used to rag on dfizzy for doing it. And he asks for donations when he used to say white youtubers didnt need it and it could go somewhere better. Kek.
I have not seen a single picture where they are kissing that doesn't have body language that indicates a complete lack of sexual chemistry.
Taylor always looks like she is one second away from wiping her mouth with the back of her hand, and Greg is just an oppressive and looming orangutang. Compare and contrast with the behavior of Dickette and the Matowife, who at least seem like they like each other. Greg and Taylor ooze mutual repulsion.
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The juxtaposition of the screencap and the accidental shade of the comment underneath crack me up.
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Holy shit that looks bad. Lainey just stop.
And before anyone jumps down my throat for giving her money on patreon I signed up with an empty gift card months ago. I don't know how they haven't realized there isn't money on it yet.
Holy cow! Can you do that?
For me it is ok Anon
Can you upload to vidme?
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So while I wait for vidme, here's something I found odd. She uploads under the name Lainey Jackson.
Lameo looks so ridiculous that it makes tomato's wife look gorgeous. That outfit she's wearing with her awful hair and glasses. It's looks like onion is with his autistic daughter.
Onion boy is probably cold towards mato lately cause he probably hates that he has a better looking wife than him lmao.
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Her fans are almost self aware. Almost.
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I like how she blatantly ignored this post. Such a fucking transtrender.
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Lainey could look better but shes trying too hard to adopt Billie/tumblr alt girl style despite it not working for her.
If she stuck with a brunette bob (not a fake boi haircut) with minimal makeup and a red or soft pink lip, and took the Audrey Hepburn/Jackie Kennedy route with simple, classic colors and outfits, it would do her a favor.
Lainey, you can like youthful things like Rugrats. It doesnt mean you have to wear it and it doesnt mean your man will find you attractive while wearing it.
Even with a classy style Lainey manage todo look so plain and boring
All her photos of that time looks the same
She just doesnt have an attitude
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Spot the difference.
Handsome Squidward is a god amongst men.
Plus, Lainey wishes her lips were that full.
Girl needs to pick a name and stick with it.>>433992
I had a dream about them last night too, but can't remember it at all. What was yours about anon?
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Too much starch
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tweets from yesterday about his ~~skin disease~~
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But Onion and Lamey are totally not into little girls lmfao.
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if she lurks on here maybe i'll get a message from her, that'd be fun :-)
Nah, she's too much of a pussy, she'll probably just block you and go circle jerking with Lainey about how mean the internet people are.
But I guess we know who their new nanny is for sure now. The last week Lainey and onion have been able to film more together so it makes sense that Sarah is there to look after the little accidents for them.
Gotta make them bux.
and the tweet of her getting a new job and lainey liking that tweet.
lainey is so self centered, i don't think she's liked any of sarah's tweets unless it's about her in someway or their dumb inside jokes
Sarah probably does it for free or for room and board. Or they have more money now than they did a few months ago and Onion doesn't hate Sarah as much as he hates Lainey's sister, kek.
We all know Sarah would do it just to be close to her tru love Lamp.
is that a bulletin board? I wonder if she actually got a real part-time job. If she is in washington, maybe she found one there and is living with the greases and being a baby-sitter rest of the time.>>434128
It's creepy how quick lameo and sarah have tried to copy billie's look after insulting her. It's funny how sarah initially copied lameo's look of cutting her hair short. Now they both are billie skin walkers while saying billie is the worst.
sarah's a snake and a backstabber, she was good friends with billie and it probably made being at grease's house fun.
until lainey used sarah to spy on billie and gurgma when she wasn't around.
and sarah defending lainey not even defending billie and trashed her
Sarah constantly talked behind billie's back to lameo and blamed her just as lameo did for hurting da fragile space prince. And billie never once said anything mean about sarah and even on her younow when sarah was kicked out, billie just left supportive comments and complimented her cooking. And lameo and onion flipped out, made it about them, attacked billie, onion took over sarah's stream just to yell at billie and made sarah block her lmao. Like who are the real bitches here? But she continues to defend onion and lameo and demonize billie because they have more money than billie and will house her.
I really wish billie had more motivation to upload videos on a regular schedule and to put a little more effort into editing. She gets a lot of views even with her terrible editing and videos filmed on a potato. She would totally become more popular than onion boy and lameo's channel and I'd laugh my ass off at how butthurt they are. It's disappointing because all of his ex's disappear from the limelight and he thinks he wins. I hope she stays present so hes always butthurt.>>434158>>434161
Yup its august. Funny how she ends up in washington a month after turning 17. That's the age that's old enough for gerg.
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sarah wants to lose more weight
the way she pulls on her skin with the eyebrow pencil and her figure seriously triggers
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I wish Billie would have spilled everything. It would have further cemented Gergs scumbag status.
Sage for old tweets
I'm glad she got with drew and they act all cute/loving together, while potato face and onion boy look like they can't stand each other and make jokes about divorce on the daily. They also tried to paint billie as some horrid cheater/homewrecker but shes in a LDR with drew and they haven't had any drama. But lameo and onion have drama with every girl they bring in or been with in the past. Maybe…just maybe…she WASNT the problem, huh.>>434166
Yeah honestly, i cant imagine them getting someone prettier/better than billie at this point. Onion and lameo's fanbases/views are tanking, they are facing financial problems/debt, and have two kids. If marriage and children wasn't enough to deter them, seeing how billie was treated, demonized, and having all her personal shit thrown about with no remorse from footface and onion probably deterred the last of the remaining decent humans. Even the selfish bitches don't want to be abused/humiliated publicly. I wish billie kept up her onion video so more people would see it whenever they google him.>>434171
I like how the only thing he ever had to say was that one time she yelled at lameo calling her a fucking bitch. Like he hasn't said and done worse to lameo, but she DID IT ONCE! SO HORRIBLE.
She hasn't really pimped out her patreon like lameo and onion has. They mention their patreons like eighty times a day, have it pinned and linked to on their social media, etc. Billie mentioned it like one time and clearly doesn't update it. If she made content regularly and promo'd her patreon, im sure she'd have more than she does. Probably not more than lameo because lameo inherits onion's patreons as well as her own. Shes only ever relevant because she sucks his dick, so basically.
Lameo is just more active on social media, whoring on younow every night begging for money and onion and lameo guilt their fans into paying them. Also they make it sound like if you are a patreon, you get to be friends with them or get a chance to be lameo's gf. Billie has barely been posting on social media, and hasn't made videos that often. How does comparing patreon numbers matter here? LOL
>>434180>she yelled at lameo calling her a fucking bitch.
Besides, it's true, so she wasn't wrong.
Especially in light of subsequent events.
False. She has said many times she wants to be a successful YouTuber because her look is "too alternative" for a normal 9-5 job. She applied for jobs but never got them because she had crazy hair and a face full of piercings.
She even started a GoFundMe because she wanted a new computer and a camera for her YouTube channel lol.
People give her way too much credit here. She's lazy and entitled like Plainey, remember she spent upwards of 10K on makeup, only to ebeg for a new computer lol.
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That was two years ago which was when she was still enmeshed with the McMansion. You really think Onion wasn't encouraging her to drain her "fans" instead of going back to a regular job?
Shes said her dream is to be a cosmetologist. She had a job at target she quit for onion boy. She later said she was working at the same place ayalla was working, so she had/has a job? Also only onion boi cares that she spent money on makeup, and i doubt it was actually 10k just on makeup. Should she take more steps to reach her dream goal? Probably. But being a makeup youtuber would probably benefit her in getting a makeup-related job in the future or earning money for school.>>434208
I swear its the same one person who brings up billie shit and how oh so horrible she is. This is literally from two years ago. What has she done recently? She has done and said dumb shit before, but i havent seen her do anything lately. It's almost like people change from when they were a teenager. Lameo and onion forever acting like 16 year olds isnt the norm anon. She also has a thread you can talk to yourself in.
billie is 18 years old. lainey and greg are adults. like greg is fucking 31 for crying out loud. people give her a pass because her dumb behaviors aren't totally out of the ordinary for someone her age. she isn't a manipulator or psycho or teenage groomer.
i don't think anyone here is a full on billie fan. she's really only likable for escaping greg and telling him to fuck off. it's easy to like her here when you know it pisses greg off
yeah that image you posted is when she was 18 though. her drama has significantly died down.
if billie wanted to be famous so bad, why does she rarely post anything???????? you'd think she'd take advantage of that onion drama and milk it but i guess… hmm… she probably doesn't care
who gives a shit, go to the billie thread if you want to bitch
It's been said many times in these threads that liking billie more than the onions and being entertained by her pissing them off doesn't equal loving her
Read the title of the thread
Also this >>434232
She's being brought up again because anons thinks she's a patron saint, and that Lainey and Sarah want to look just like her. I think Sarah tries to look like her because she has no originality and just wants to bed Lainey and join the holy trinity.
Sarah turns 18 in a year. Let's see if she doesn't manage to weasel her way up Lainey's flappy as.
a 22 year old mother of 2 young kids wants an adult onesie that's definitely related to dd/lg? gross.
she's also friends with that one childs play dd/lg youtuber (jess?)
there's a younow clip of her being asked what her kinks are and she says "a daddy kink" and she seemed pretty serious. given her entire relationship with gurg, she's just further normalizing the disgusting shit they do and saying it's ok to sexualize kids
person pointed out lameo's patreon numbers and implied she obviously has something more to her than her dull personality to get a fanbase and shes better than billie because her fanbase is larger! Then all of a sudden, so many posts hating on billie trying to say how scummy she is, bringing up the 10k on makeup thing only onion talks about.
Can you make it anymore obvious you are up lameo's ass and salty at billie because she was a trinity member? No other farmer would have this raging hate boner for billie since she hasn't been involved in the drama in forever. If you want onion's pimply ass, you can attempt to get some hair dye. Idk how unfortunate your face is tho.>>434242
How unattractive would this grandma footface pretending to be a little kid in that onesie be? I feel like lameo wants to be like that binkie girl all of a sudden. It's creepy as fuck when shes a mother and wants to dress like her baby daughter in hopes of turning on her husband. Gross.
She's said adamantly that they're not into ab/ddlg, but she's friends with Jess and keeps calling her "my girlfriend", is up Steven's ass (Jess' boyfriend or something), and wants to be a caretaker for an adult baby. There was a girl in one of her "would i date you"-vids that was sucking on a pacifier like a fucking retard while holding a teddy bear and Lainey lost it. It's fucking disgusting.
No matter what she claims, she's sexualizing children and it's just… so… gross.
I think she's wearing a nametag and she's trying to block it out with the emojis.
you can see that there's something written on it it here >>434106
but i can't quite make it out.
look I even linked it to you
damn, she destroyed her hair. it looks deaaaad. and all for a terrible washed out shade of blue :/>>434176
she's just using one of those filters to make her face look cute-sy. i wouldn't go that fair lol
Billie originally went to broadcast her patreon, but thought it was one time only payments at the time of creation. When she realised it was monthly I'm pretty sure she abandoned it. I can't remember where I seen this, pretty sure she said it in a video.>>434238
I don't honestly think Lainey would go for Sarah because as much as Onion made fun of her/disliked her, I'm almost 100% positive he would take Sarah over Footface any day of the week. I genuinely think him calling her plain was a way of grooming her into the alt style she has now achieved with her dyed hair etc.
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Hasn't this dude eaten enough tortillas and bread already? Greg, enough is enough!
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised. It's not like he treats his love interests much better than anyone else so I'm pretty convinced he was in some form grooming her into his perfect gal. What's better than a child you've been moulding since 14? >>434302
Kek imagine being 32 and your diet looking this shitty. The man cannot cook for himself, I wouldn't be surprised if Sarah's made 90% of the meals for the onions recently.
I think he means:>enriched white flour, charcoal, and smelly-shit-inducing cheesybeans
What a manchild, he can't even avoid burning his food.
Isn't white sugar/flour bleached with animal bones?
Also, it's rich how he complains about being poor but can eat at panera.
The burned pancakes, the constant repetition of burritos and anything similar, the shitty placement of the photos…
I'm tinfoiling so hard still but I'm 10000% convinced he's trying to make going vegan look hard so he can share his 'struggle' of not being able to enjoy the same foods and how he has no variety and shit.
I'm calling it literally right now, next time he collabs w freelee it's gonna be about how hard it was to be a vegan and how he's not going to do it anymore
There was a high school anon who did say that Onion would tell people he was vegetarian but also get caught eating meat so honestly I'm not surprised…
I just find it amusing how he takes the moral high ground so quick and shames footface for eating fish when he probably couldn't be bothered to see if there was gelatin in marshmallows or something
On YouNow, Onion said he's working with Freelee again.
What are the red crowns about?
This fucking clip: https://www.younow.com/zifton/29198102/40279168/aa8c5c9x/m
Stop Lainey. Fucking stop.
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remember when onion boy said he hoped other youtubers would start charging for his videos like him? well Shane wants to put his movie on his channel for free kek (idk if it was a good movie but still)
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Madison is either trying get in the Trinity or mocking Lainey
Maybe the channel owner or someone who was watching Footfaces stream today can answer this question.
In the second moment captured, who and what was she talking about when she said she cant understand that someones mom is afraid that Lamo is going to follow them to Seattle and stalk them.
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tinfoiling but she has her foot so far up binkie's ass it wouldn't ever surprise me if it was her
she is and it's gross. she's only into trends and things and has no capability of being self-critical of these things. she's friends with binkieprincess and will do anything to stay loyal and keep up with things. so now she's into this shit. i dont support any of this at all but at least binkieprincess doesnt have kids (that i know of, i could be wrong lmao)
lame's a mother who's into sexualizing kids. from what i understand, childs play/age regression doesn't always have to be sexual. however, the way she's doing it is definitely sexual
Exactly!! Like I get the vibe that with Binkieprincess (Jess) that she is just REALLY immature and she also looks like she does drugs. Her boyfriend seems really immature also. They both seem of the "Rawr X]" variety so even though it's still SEXUALIZING BABIES and Jess does like hard core porn pretending to be a baby, I get the feeling that she doesn't QUITE understand the full ramifications this has on actual tiny helpless babies. But for Taylor Elaine Avaroe / Jackson ..For Lainey Jackson.. Laineybot (got to add all her names for future employers ;) ) SHE fully understands how sick it is because she changes her infant daughter everyday.
How, as a mother, could you not find it the least bit worrisome to see your husband find it SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE to see you in a onesie?? When your infant baby girl also wears onesies? It just literally blows my mind. I think this is singlehandedly THE MOST disgusting thing about Taylor. Like for that person who "snail mailed" her parents forever ago, I wish they'd strike again and let Taylor's parents know she's into sexualizing babies.
I really hope these sick freaks screw up and lose their kids Daddyofive style. Greg can keep saying he's not a pedophile all he wants, but it only holds so much weight when your wife get's intimate with you while wearing a onesie and calling you Daddy. I really hope Taylor will keep an eye on her daughter because it's not a huge leap to worry that Greg would touch Cloey inappropriately at all.
That's what I understood from it too. She was only 17 when she met Gerg, and before that she had one (known) boyfriend.
I don't know why she kept note of the number. Maybe she just made it up, to seem like a ~soul hopelessly searching for love~
So how are the chances one of the rooms in their McMansion aren't their childrens but the Gruggles/Lainey playroom?
Aside from the basement.
Makes even more sense why it's such a shittily decorated little girls room with Lainey's pride posters/wall hangs, Greg isn't gonna shell out a lot of money like Billie princess does on that shit and why it's not age appropriate for Cloey. The thought that she films her vids in their creepy age play sex room definitely makes me a bit sick. Even more so since the pack in play was in there. God they probably just drag that out of the room and shove cloey who knows where when they're getting down to freaky business, at least I hope, I wouldn't put it past Taylor not to care and leave her daughter in the room with them.
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Make sure to caption/show the amount of times she's said "nigga". SJW's love that shit.
Also make she to demo how she's trying to turn into Billie to make Greasy happy.
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>>434392>Lied about being almost 18 when she was really barely 17 when first talking to Onion.>Made fun of college students that can't afford their own cars/get dropped off at campus by parents>Tears down other for eating disorders (and watches her husband do the same) while pretending to be anorexic herself. Submitted photos to proana tumblrs and would tag her own selfies with "thinspo". Told her twitter followers with bulimia to get pregnant to enjoy throwing up more.>Inspires Sarah and many other young followers to have unrealistic weight goals.>Speaking of Sarah, she sent Sarah lewd photos of herself, flirted with Sarah a ton, has been grooming her since 14 and invited her to live with them at 16.>Let her husband publicly humiliate and degrade her (then, underage) sister, mother, and father multiple times in videos and tweets.>The whole Billie saga. Let Greg harass and release super personal information about Billie, was complicit in having Greg potentially lock Billie in their basement for a week, and pushed all the blame from Greg's actions onto Billie.>Massive victim complex. When Greg was sending hoards of fans to bully Billie and Ayalla, all Lainey could do was cry about "where's my support!". Ended up harassing another 16 year old girl in the process for trying to support both Lainey and Billie.>Lainey and Greg both profit immensely from Greg's transphobic videos (calling FTM guys "ugly" for "ruining their femininity", many fake coming out videos making fun of trans struggles, "tranny" slur used plenty of times, etc) while Lainey claims to be trans herself.>Queerbaits like fuck. Was adamantly opposed to being bisexual in the past (shot down a lot of rumors in the past), and just recently Greg convinced her she was ~soooo gay~ so now Lainey can't go a second without reminding everyone she's bi.>Blamed Billie instead of her husband for wanting to ditch her and the kids.>Pretends to have like 5-6 anxiety disorders for asspats and uses them as a shield from criticism. Greg in the past has excused some of Lainey's blatant lies and two-faced nature with "well she was anxious, she has an anxiety disorder".>Let's Greg spout all kinds of bullshit like "never date someone with XYZ disorder" while claiming to have mental disorders herself. Stigmatizes mental illness further.>Treats her pets with little to no care. Calls Leelu fat, stinky, etc. Has said that she doesn't care if Leelu ran away. Doesn't play with the dogs or give them any attention; forces them into a small corner of the living room, doesn't let them roam the mansion at all. Recently bought a puppy and treats it like a toy.>Has bragged about never working a job, ever. But still begs for money from other people who do work jobs. Has a bachelor's degree and does nothing with it.>Is a stay-at-home mom but constantly has nanny after nanny to care for her kids for her. Sarah is back again to be the nanny so Lainey can livestream and push out videos every day for her new channel.>And just in general, treats all her friends like shit. Eventually pushes them all away, even Selena doesn't stand for her bullshit anymore. Uses her friends Regina and Sarah to lurk here and on hate blogs and report back to her. Apparently recently (from Joy's after debate stream) had Regina stage a fight with Lainey and Sarah, so Regina could be accepted into that groupchat with Billie/Luxy/Lane and spy on them.
Wew. That's everything I could think of. There's plenty of screenshots in previous threads if you wanna dig for all of this. Sorry for the novel.
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OT but white flour is vegan. White sugar may or may not be bleached with animal bones, if it's beet sugar it's fine.
That said his "meal" looks like utter shit and also like it has cheese in it.
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there's no difference between him and stores that sell rainbow colored products during pride month (and don't give any of the proceeds to LGBT groups)
he's use trans kids for views and profit. he used pewdiepie's n word thing for profit. he's not trans he's not black he's got not reason to talk about any of this. it'd be one thing to express these views as a small portion of one video, but dedicating entire videos for this is shitty and transparent
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and his wife turns into a "fuckboy" you gay my dude
That video was so fucking lazy. No fake facial hair, no actual men's clothing.
I hope the irs fucks Lainey too. She'll drop half a grand on makeup for a video but her alleged trans ass cant make a decent attempt at looking like a man. Probably because she likes using makeup, MOST WOMEN DO, and shes not trans.
If she were into anime, she'd be an insufferable yaoi fan, the obnoxious kind who make people uncomfortable at conventions. It's clear she fetishizes men in the same way crossdressers fetishize women.
Her concept of male mannerisms is a joke. The way she says "Hee-ELL-o" in that nasally voice was top cringe material. Men dont act like that. It's all just a fun little fantasy to her which is why she said she's afraid of hormones, let's Greg grab her boob, wants a pink onesie and girlie bike and to call Gerg daddy, and will NEVER EVER do anything close to transitioning.
She doesn't want to be a man 24/7 and doesn't want to lose Greg. This nonbinary shit is attention seeking without the commitment of actually making a big change. And the movement will let her get away with it.
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So little kids are paying for lamps fiji vacation? Onion really is the scum of the earth.
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the best part is Lainey is already the female version of a total fuckboy.
constantly insulting the female gender as a whole and claiming all girls are the same, can't be trusted, lie etc.
dishonest, self obsessed and arrogant. greedy and money hungry while pretending to be innocently oblivious.
constantly flirting and leading multiple women on but refuses to follow through or commit.
She said her first poly relationship was a "learning experience" and that she now knows its not a competition.
LMAO sure lameo. She will ALWAYS want to be queen bee to Gerg. If they ever do another trinity again, it will be the same shit. Lainey will always feel like she needs the most attention from both parties (thats how Greg tricked her into it initially).
Lainey will never EVER let another girl act like she is just as important to Greg as Lainey is. Lainey will ALWAYS try to establish dominance and ownership over her relationship with Greg and her ego will never allow her to be treated on equal footing with another girl in gregs eyes.
There's nothing wrong with being in a mono relationship, I def prefer it, but she wants to have her cake and eat it and its fucked up. She wants two partners fawning over her, who won't act interested in the other. She would hate her kids calling another woman mommy or having a true 3way relationship with no power imbalance. She will ALWAYS want the power stacked in her favor which dooms her attempts to fail. She wants a disposable plaything that Greg will never love as much as her.
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It has kids…. At least 2 kids…
I hope you and your friends and family are okay, Upload-san.
In this video he says sarcastically "either ALL crimes are okay to commit or none of them are". Wait, Gurg, isn't that exactly what you think? It's not okay to smoke weed, but only because it's illegal. In legalized states, it's totally fine! So either all crimes are okay or none of them are.
He also says that it's okay to call someone stupid, but not a dumb cunt. There's a difference in strength, obviously, but it's not "okay" to call someone either of those things if you give a shit about them. But we all know how often he call Lainey names and that Billie was the only reason he even tried to stop, soooo.
this is interesting bc recreational marijuana use is legal in washington, right? does he only accept things as legal on a federal level
gurg doesnt believe in the validity of states rights
So her fuckboi transformation is just her dressing like she normally does? Okay then. For someone who claims to be agender she is really obsessed with gender stereotypes and conforms to them. How many "turning myself into a guy" "turning my husband into a girl" videos does one need? Why are you turning yourself "into a guy". I thought you had no gender? And rage if people say you have masculine/feminine traits, but then say the same shit. Does she even know what shes pretending to be anymore?>>434500>>434507
He thinks committing tax fraud is okay, but smoking weed illegally is horrible! But he doesn't actually give a fuck about the legality of things. He didn't want billie to smoke weed because he wants to control the women in his life, and used it being illegal as an excuse. It would be legal in washington if she was 21, but she was under that age at the time. Even if it was legal, he'd give another excuse just like how he hates drinking, and everything else fun in the world.
Found it, thanks. Literally found this board yesterday after obsessing over Onision's NPD all year. Laineybot dreams of Fiji is groundbreaking entertainment.
It's been a while, sage goes in e-mail field?
Chris-Chan 2.0 then?
You hit the nail on the head.
That's the most disgusting part of this charade. She just wants the convenience of oppression with zero risk.
Not sure if it's only nicotine and weed but smoking and vaping around infants can cause sids.
But lamp needs to look ~lit~ for teenagers online, so who cares about cloey's health.
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on sarah's snapchat she has a pic of her dyeing her hair purple, but the background doesn't look like the onion house at all. I could be mistaken, but is it possible that it was the macncheese girl at the house after all?
you're right, here's the pic)
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Saged for grossness but with the fucked up diet he's been having, do you think he shits out blood? I just found…a gem, that's why
I think this was from a YouNow stream Oninoboy did.
Him and his giggle girl squad were talking about embarrassing incidents, and Gurg says
"imagine having to walk up to your boss, and by boss I mean my superior when I was in the army, imagine having to tell your boss that you are bleeding from your ass"
The giggle squad stopped giggling-
One of the girls says "what happened, why did that happen?"
And Gurg said he wasnt sure, that they think it was because of stress.
How long ago was this, was he right now
talking about it? That tweet's from early 2010. (I was bored)
>He also says that it's okay to call someone stupid, but not a dumb cunt.
i guess he forgot the cliffnotes from his blaire white video:
~ dumb cunt
~ braindead bitch
~ dumb fucking useless bitch
~ piece of shit dumb bimbo bitch
~ braindead fuck
~ useless fucking dumb piece of shit cunt
~ keyboard warrior piece of shit
~ dumbass motherfucker
just typing these out made me fucking LOL, he's such a cross little toddler with a big bad angry attitude. fucking kek, what an embarrassing joke he is
i can't even be mad (LOL BE MAD) anymore, he's too hilarious
the fridges are too different.
top of the fridge doors in sarah's photo have a ridge.
Saged for possibly not (untapped) milky but I also found a short Onion interview while on the wayback.
I guess the only "milk" that's worth anything is he wanted to persue a career outside of YouTube. http://web.archive.org/web/20130126023525/http://nydeuces.wordpress.com:80/2010/09/28/onision-one-divine-community/
This picture if from before they bought the house, they could have replaced it in the meantime. They've been living there for almost 5 years now I believe, not that unlikely. >>434624
Yeah, which makes it even better. Onion has been to Korea and different cities in the US (not sure if anywhere else?) while Taylor has been to New Mexico and Washington. How exciting.
Better yet, he took his first wife to multiple states and
out of the country during those five years! If Lame weren't such a bitch, I'd probably feel sorry for her.
Not entirely, they also went to Virginia for vacay back in '07; it's in one of his old blogs.
Besides, Onion did have a job and got to do all that.
Not trying to be argumentative, but are you sure she wasnt broadcasting with the camera reversed? Ive seen that happen a lot where it looks like the person is in drivers seat while driving and streaming, everyone goes apeshit because they are driving and using their phone, but they just have the camera reversed.
I didnt see the stream/video so I cant talk. If she showed Onion in the seat next to her and the steering wheel was visibly in front of him then Im sorry for bringing this up.
agreed, i'm the anon that posted the pic. i didnt know what the guest house looked like and just thought that the fridge in the picture didn't look like the one that i've seen in their kitchen. i guess it's just more proof that she is there.
i'm gonna watch the old irs house tour vid onion put up. i dont remember, but did he show the guest house in it? cause if he did it might show the fridge
watched it and he the guest house wasnt shown bc lame's sister was staying it. but he showed a clip of when they used it – in the fake baby gender reveal video.
either way i think the sarah pic is close enough to the guest house: fridge with brown cabinets above it. what are the odds that sarah's kitchen at home looks this similar to the onion guest house?
yes, but if you look, the cabinets above sarah's fridge are pushed back enough so that something (a microwave? safe?) can sit on top of it.
the cabinets on top of guest house's fridge protrude too much, it all goes underneath.
she's definitely not in the guest house.
we all know whos the one(ones) trying to throw everyone off the fact that Sarah is back living with her Groomers
No matter how many refrigerator angles and cabinet alterations you try and throw out—- doesnt change the fact that Sarah back at the Narc Nest
This 1000 times
Lets move on
I've seen other people make "go for coffee with me!" or something a patreon perk for high pledges, but the way she said it as "take me
on a date"…Lainey, if some poor sod pays you 500 USD to be their friend, you should take them
out not the other way around.
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Dickette's wife must be proud.
I would be so mad at my husband kissing the ass of some loser like Onision
Tomato have no pride after Grug act like an idiot in their Twitter war.
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Soccer mom tryna act tuff. Rawr!
Some fame-hungry assholes with already shit reputations would collab, I think. Like the con vid he has Tobuscus in. Or social climbers like Billie the Fridge and Tomato. He'd probably contact Cyr and then try to victim-play by sharing DMs showing how """mean""" Cyr is when he doesn't respond or says he doesn't want anything to do with him.>>434792
Grease must be the most embarrassing man-child to spend any time with in public. He probably makes terribly inappropriate jokes with servers and doesn't tip.
Not that anon, but here's what I think:
I think Greg wouldn't ever go for Sarah, because Grease likes mystery and he likes a bit of a challenge. That's why he goes for those slightly edgy (actually edgy, not the fake obnoxious "edgy" Lamp tries for) alt girls. Onion's dream girl is a girl with some artic fox type hair color who is wild and outgoing and every bit of the manic pixie stereotype he loves. She will be thin and small chested (because of his teen fantasies)
He wants someone who he feels LUCKY to have. He wants someone who is either super young or has this forbidden aspect to them. (Which is why he liked Skye's younger sister, she was off limits)
So all that to say, Sarah is not forbidden, she practically salivates at the sight of either one of them. She's eager to please and is basically a Lainey 2.0 in the doormat department so I think Greg wouldn't want her as a permanent fixture to the trinity. Would he still do sexual things with her? Probably. But she's not the next Billie because he'd have nothing to "break down" and there's no fun in that for him. He liked the challenge of Lainey's parents. For a predator like him, that was probably a mental high. But the moment Lainey was allll his and is latched on for life, he doesn't view her as this cherished thing to be acquired.
You can always tell when he has his sights set on someone by the way he talks about them; Vix, Billie, Macncheese. He talks them up in the beginning and views them as "funny" "pretty" or "really cool with a lot in common"
Personally I can't wait to see which interesting independent fiery girl Greg will attempt to break, because I'm HOPING the next one will break him first.
tbh I think he only started dating Shiloh because of her blossoming music career. He dated her with the express purpose of using her and ended up tearing her down because he never actually liked her as a person.
That is actually…pretty accurate I believe, even Shiloh said the main reason he was interested in her was due to her pop star status, which Grease confirmed.
After he was done "using" her, he attempted getting back with his ex-wife to no avail then failed with Adrienne.
Wasn't Adrienne also the daughter of some musician? He also supposedly dated hannah minx for 5 minutes. I think he obviously wanted to date someone who has some fame/status so it boosts his own fame, but he also ruins their fame (shiloh) because he doesnt want them to have more power in the relationship than him.
Lameo was a fluke because he needed a new chick fast. The only thing she had going for her and that he tried to "show off" was her gymnastics skills. They'd always make those trampoline videos where she would do flips and shit. Then they had kids and she basically never does gymnastics anymore. He was probably overjoyed by billie because she had already established a social media presence/had fans without him, and she was prettier than lameo and more entertaining in videos. Funny how lameo goes hardcore youtuber after the billie shit and tries to be a social media star, whereas before she kept going on about how shes too shy and doesn't want to be in the limelight. She wants to make herself needed by him.
Have you SEEN those "amnesia" videos? Those were definitely fake. She even does this creepy wide eyed stare at the camera that she's done in other vids with him playing around. She was just as much as a weirdo as Grease back then, although she looks amazinggg now and seems to have matured a whole lot. Rewatch those videos and you will one hundred percent see that Shiloh was faking to get attention from Grease. He's still a scumbag and victimized her their entire relationship (shoving her into the doorframe, making her shave her head, treating her like absolute dirt) but that one incident is pretty lame on Shiloh's part. However, she was realllly young and shouldn't have been dating a predator that encouraged wacky behavior for views.
He also RUINED her singing career (which we've discussed extensively I know) but I think part of the reason he made her shave her head is because he didn't want her to be successful and knew it would hurt her image.
Anyways, all that to say, no one believes the amnesia vid was real. But I am happy she's out of his grasp and is so fit and happy looking and making new music. I follow her on insta and although she still seems a little codependent when it comes to guys, and she has a ways to go still maturity wise, she's far surpassed Grease and Lainey!
I feel like she partly wants to be a "big youtuber" so onion will regret leaving her if he does and so she can attempt to find a new "famous youtuber" to date if things fall through. She always likes to mention how her and greg's fanbase are completely different aka people like me without you greg and you will lose my fans if u dump me. She probably loves doing the would they date me videos so she can show off how all these pretty girls want to date me, and "im wanted/im a catch."
I feel like her dream was to date someone more like shane, and be friends/meet a bunch of youtubers and make fun videos together but of course onion was the only one who was gonna chase her underage unrelevant ass. She probably wanted a relationship like shane and lisa when they were together.
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"that was mean… that was a low blow… my heart hurts." kekking
any info or theories on who the collab is with?
I really hope the plane doesnt hit a deer on its way to MacnCheeses place.
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we've come full circle
Literally laughed out loud at that.
Update, Macncheese (irrelevant though she is) is crushing on some other boy who doesn't seem to be Greg. She posted about it on insta. (inb4 "this is an image board" I don't have a way to cap it right now)
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d-did y-you just say…
Onision would not be pleased
Im glad she said no. He has always talked shit about her and the only reason he wants to do a collab with her now is because shes more famous than him now.>>434820>I don't know why I just have a feeling. She's pretty >pretty>sarah
Sup Sarah. You look like a gremlin, gtfo.
Maybe they both can do prank videos where they "allegedly" assault women on the streets of LA.
"its just a prank bro"
Imagine another youtuber acting like Lainey.
I think she's getting a pass because she's a girl posting about wanting cute girls, it seems harmless and ~adorable~ (barf). But oh my god, how predatory it actually is. Imagine any male youtuber you watch, constantly posting about wanting girls, looking for a side piece in his own fanbase, being open about flirting in private with woman subscribers? Basically always on a hunt for a perfect (fan)girl? Creepy and scummy. Or a girltuber tweeting 24/7 how she needs a man and exchanging daddy snapchats with her fans, getting tons of nudes most likely, calling men the worst scum every other day. It would be Christmas for alt-righters.
What I want to say is… why the heck is Lainey's behaviour accepted in the community? She should've been covered by some drama channel by now, it's disgusting how she prays on her fans, manipulating them into her perfect "clingy cute girl" image, I bet some of those thirsty ass girls are going to pander to her and play clingy just to get some attention. Fucking EW.
The worst of all she doesnt even want a side girl, it is all a show cause she wont risk again to be dump with their unwanted children
Every oportunity she had to be with a girl (who is not Sarah) she mess up cause she isnt even bisexual.
Who doesnt look "good" with the filters of Snapchat? Sarah an her emotionless face are has boring has Plainey
She even archived to look boring with fantasy hair and that Is pretty hard
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Onion is currently enjoying LA beaches with his emo twink boyfriend while his wife and kids sit at home in bumfucklandia.
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Hes there with TomatoBidet also.
Tomato got to take HIS wife, I wonder how Onionboy explained to Footface that she wouldnt be able to come to LA with him.
Im guessing this is one time Gurg is happy he has kids. Lamo has to stay home with the children.
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Onion my man, have you gained weight lately?
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Recent video from the Onision paid channelhttps://vid.me/67oI1
>>435059>Im guessing this is one time Gurg is happy he has kids. Lamo has to stay home with the children.
Yeah, if that's the reason hegave for them not to accompany him, good on him. If there's one thing little kids absolutely hate, it's the beach and playing in the water.
(Seriously, wtf is wrong with both of them. I really despise them for literally doing everything but prioritizing their children. Those poor kids are an afterthought in every aspect of Greg and Taylor's life.)
Lainey doesnt even have to take care of the kids while hes in LA
Shes just thrown them onto Sarah this whole weekend while shes attempting to scissor with that weird feminized version of Onionboy-Madison
Sun is a big rosacea trigger
, never mind getting sunburnt. Enjoy your even redder face, idiot.
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the grease life is finally starting to really affect lame.
someone went with her. in the scene where she's driving and the camera is angled to her side it moves quite a bit.
Wtf with the shit skin? Is it all the make-up she spreads on it?
Between that, the stupid hair and the wrong hair color, it really looks like she's going for that method addict sickly look.
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So Gerg went from one extreme to the other. With Skye, he demanded she spend 80% of onions free time with him and he didn't let her get a job.
With Lainey, he barely sees her all day except when she brings him meals or for a quickie. She says they haven't slept in the same bed in over a month and he doesn't join her for activities with their kids.
Both ways are unhealthy. In the first he was codependent on Skye. With Lainey, he's neglectful. He's not worried about making free time for her because he's emotionally checked out and being a YT celeb is a higher priority to him than job security for his family and quality time.
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Should I feel bad for finding this video more entertaining than Lame's?
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she lurks this place and has even posted once. don't tell her that she's cute, she may read it and believe it barf
. blue hair nanny seems like a disturbed individual, but people don't like giving her sympathy because she still has full devotion for lainey and grease. supporting her is just wasting your time. she loves living with those freaks, getting called ugly and fat, etc. whiteknighting her is useless.
pic realated ugly sarah's contribution to the world
I feel like it it was Madison filming she would have been in the vlog. Madison is an attention whore and couldn't resist turning the camera around to herself.
The fact that you never see the mysterious camera person is pretty incriminating.
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Decided to fix it a little bit, Anon
she looks like a meth head>>435118
wasnt it towards the end of their relationship where he was also distancing himself from shiloh/locking her out of his office and working all day? Hes honestly only still with lameo because he doesnt want to pay child support/alimony and doesnt have a replacement. Also prob why hes fine with her making money in case he has to do a quick divorce if a new teen drops in his lap. He wants to pay less.
He doesnt even need to divorce anymore, just force a new threeway on lameo. There is so much evidence in his favor that it isnt him committing adultery, because lameo has plastered how much she wants a gf and how poly she is everywhere publicly.I feel like the only reason a new threeway hasnt been forced upon her yet is because he can't find someone.>>435147
sarah is dumb enough to do it for free. I bet she had to get a real job to fund herself in order to stay at the mcmansion.
its been posted already here>>435097
also sage your shit
shes so desperate
She says "I love you"
and Gurgs curt dismissive response "luvya"
And then hes a jerk about getting her some thing to drink.
if there was ever any doubt that she was the plainest bitch on youtube.
you're not "killing the game" for doing the absolute bare minimum in household maintenance, you smurf looking trailer trash wanker. jfc she's so painfully boring it'd almost be sad if she wasn't such a foot face.
>>435097>my kids were there the whole time!!!
I'm confused. I get that she doesn't want her kids to be online. That's fine, in my opinion. However, with kids as young as hers, no idea how she's managing taking actual care of them. Especially the youngest one. She should be around the walking stage. Is there any possibility that Lainey lost the baby or something and they never said anything. Have we ever seen physical evidence that this child definitely exists? It's practically unmanageable that she hasn't had one slip up with them being in a live broadcast or something.
Also, now we know Lainey is the cook in the house.
there was a picture of greg holding a small infant in the refelction of his car window when he was trying to sell his Tesla.
Lurk moar before you go spouting off conspiracy theories.
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Just because you don't have a lot of body fat don't mean you're healthy, greaseboy. This after he's posting what he's eating, which to him should mean that we /can/ actually have an opinion on him because 95% of what he eats is not "healthy".
What he doesn't get is that he calls super young girls horrible names about their body while others tell a 30+ year old man that there are better ways to go about his vegan diet that won't cause dad bod.
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whoever said he was meeting up with Toby, you win a prize
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also, onion boi if you lurk here, is this a fake account of yours? this person only tweets at onion, lainey, and shane
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That lipstick on her teeth.
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Putting this to bed.
Baby foot (too small to be Troy who is 4).
@ 3:44 in her video
A lot of the time when a youtuber starts showing their children in videos or pictures very
creepy and dangerous things start happening.
Creeps create all kinds of disgusting images and stories about the children. Violent and NSFW stuff. They make fake profiles using the children's pictures and roleplay as them. It goes completely overboard and it's very scary.
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>I keep losing weight. Like a pound a day. Smol plum boy.
Don't look like it … #blessed
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looks like there is the diaper bag and crap in the backseat…shes just too lazy to put the car seat in the back
did neither of you watch the actual video evidence? The baby is clearly in the back seat on the passenger side.
It's a Tesla that seats 5 people, not two. The car seat is right under the rear windshield??
Oh bull. She has been shown evidence and screenshots, but she still wants to play blind and dumb. She needs to get a backbone. She just keeps showing that she's as bad of a person as he is.
Also, you know it's bad when even Onion is tired of you.
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A gem from Lainey's YouNow today. I think she was talking about people sending her gifts? IDK it was some sort of begging. Either way, Beck is forever desperate & forgotten about.
Why would be find the word "retarded" hilarious in that case? He would be even more awful if he uses it while having a disabled child. In the past I've considered this possibility youve brought up. That Greg and Lamey being responsible for once must mean that there's an underlying motive.
Id lean more towards him having autism and not behaving well due to that and his parents not dealing with it well. Itd explain why she said Troy wouldnt do well in daycare. Billie said he's always crying. Greg being anti doctor. Anyone know their stance on being pro vaccination or anti? Itd be telling if they were anti.
When he comes back from Cali.>>435302
So how long till we get another Chris-Chan? Troy can't be hidden forever.
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So he only collab'd with the "accused" rapist Tobuscus, maybe they gave each other tips and hints on "Surprise Sex"
and the second was that blonde twink Youtuber that is so irrelevent that Ive never heard of him.
The three that flaked Im guessing is
Theres no way that Shane is part of that list, too much bad blood.
Yeah, your right-
so the list is
Anyone have insider info on who the three no shows were?
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For anyone who cares, Troy is in Lamos new Day in the life vlog thing at 7:39, this is a shitty screen shot but if you watch the clip you'll see that it's him as he runs past the window behind her.
was it the demonic force that was discussed a few weeks ago?
or maybe a reptilian alien/human hybrid
In the context of Onion's personality, it's either because he has such a lack of interest in his children or because Lainey or her family have insisted with some way of ensuring he wouldn't ignore that rule. Maybe it's in the prenup.
Or maybe Troy is developmentally impaired. Most people wouldn't stoop to using that against even Onion, but there'd be trolls who would. That just makes his use of the word retard even more reprehensible, plus the lack of time spent with him weirder.
hence why you can't see their awful ass skin
I am of the opinion that kids just mess with their own perceived aesthetic and they hate that they have to be parents (Greg moreso than Lainey) But there's absolutely nothing stopping Lainey from talking about her children in a way that does not hurt their identity. She doesn't even acknowledge they exist because her and Greg prefer that new fans never know. It makes their behavior seem way less atrocious. Like we already KNOW Greg spends practically no time together as a whole family, but if they vlogged, it would be way more obvious that he doesn't do that. OR it would mean he would have to spend more time with them to get vlog footage and he wouldn't like that. Greg likes to just hide away and watch porn, eat processed junk and pretend to be relevant on the internet. He acts like a teen boy, but he's a man with a family and a man with a family in the spot light can't get away with his selfish narc behavior.
Also, Lainey, I see why you think Greg loves you. That very intimate time in the shower each night probably gives you this false sense of security and closeness in your relationship. He's love bombing you, cuddling you and having sex with you. So you get it in your head that you two are "sooo great right now" but that DOES NOT EXCUSE the fact that he's pretty much just using you for sex and doesn't actually give a crap about your emotional needs or parenting your children whatsoever.
Also, side note, the EXACT TONE Lainey says "Daddy" in is the IDENTICAL way that Binkieprincess says "Daddy" in. We have so much proof already (onesie, etc.) and I'm the anon that felt vindicated about seeing the onesie thing come out bc no one believed me, but THIS small incident also has me even more convinced they play DD/LG in their spare time. The tone she said "Daddy" in is exactly how Jess says it, it's as if she wants to be Jess. She definitely has had to have watched the videos on her channel at the very least. Lainey, grow up you're disgusting. Hope you cut that crap out when Cloey is old enough to say "Daddy" at least…
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onion boy is outside with troy
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I suck at making these and ik some of these pics timing aren't correct but the point is across, I would have used other pics such as skyes, adriennes, etc but there weren't many pictures of them online
he'll try, but fail miserably unless it was a nude or inappropriate photo, or if it suggested stalking
if you could sue someone for taking a candid most poparazzi's would be in deep shit
no surprise he collabs with someone accused of rape and whose ex gfs including jaclyn said was pretty emotionally abusive during their relationship/cheated on her a lot and stalked her afterwards lmao. They have a lot in common.
Yet he claims to detest social repose for cheating on ayalla/ being "abusive". Okay.>>435266
onion is scared of the law. he knows he can end up looking like daddyofive because he probably screams at everyone in that household/is generally a dick. And people take children getting abused seriously, while willing to overlook wives/gfs.>>435289
Stay with him forever. no one cares or thinks hes a catch and they make each other miserable which is great since they are both shit human beings. And she is equally a horrible greedy bitch so they match well.
LMAO ahh old footface.>>435074
He stated in this video he would fly his patrons out? So much for that massive debt.
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Why didn't Al Jourgensen just kill Onion for all of us?
Theory is that Troy has autism. Lainey says that having him in child care is not an option because he would not function well in that environment, that makes it sound like he has behavior problems.
Greg has a low threshold for behavior he deems irritating. So Im sure theres quite a bit of yelling from him directed towards Troy.
You're probably right.
With his weird view of how the world works its plausible.
He would email Shane and get one sentence replies. From that limited interaction Grugly would tell everyone that him and Shane were great friends.
true, lainey had him when she was still a teen right? chances are she was super irresponsible with the pregnancy as she is with, well everything
lainey probably didn't listen to the pregnancy rules and diet that her doctor should have given to her if she even went to the doctor, not saying she was a smoker or drinker while she was pregnant but she probably did some dumb shit like go swimming, drink soda, eat sushi, ride a rollercoaster, or just stress from being anons teen wife he to throw away when she gets too old, as well as him always drooling over other women, the baby was most likely messed up
", that makes it sound like he has behavior problems.
Greg has a low threshold for behavior he deems irritating. So Im sure theres quite a bit of yelling from him directed towards Troy."
maybe behavior problems are genetic ? if it's not a behavior problem, then of course seeing mommy try to be some teenager daddy cheated on with and almost left her for, and mommy and daddy bringing in "Fans" constantly, most likely messing around them, and seeing how greg acts and his temper, the kid watching how greg treats lainey, the kid is more than likely going to be fucked up
kids mimic what the see, which is probably another reason why greg doesn't want the world to see their kids behavior
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looks like he lost himself another patron
Not including their children in video content is the only truly respectable thing they ever did, anon.
They're going to be fucked enough growing up with them and watching all of the cringy crap they ever posted online, the very least they can do is not plaster their children's faces online.
Hate to say it
but I think they are embarrassed of their kids
they either have behavior issues that will be noticed quickly while on video, or obvious physical signs (like downs syndrome) that can be seen in photos.
I really think Greg is slow. Hes just not that intelligent.
Does he have to Google everything?
He must not of understood the comment/joke that itsjohndell made, Googled it and responded in his usual dickish way.
What did he do years ago when Google wasnt really a thing, carry around dictionaries and encyclopedias everywhere he went?
Woah I am so curious about this now. Even in that snapshot of Billie and Ayalla where Troy was in the background you only saw the back of him. And Billie isn't the type to announce to the world that Troy has Downs Syndrome (if he does) so we would really never know because no one would want to be the scummy person that outed that. Part of me feels like Greg wishes he could show Cloey because he thinks she is cute, which is why he posted the tesla pic when it had a very obvious image of Cloey in it. (or maybe that was a genuine slip up, but really he could have asked Lainey to hold her for a moment to snap a couple pics)
The Downs theory would also make sense, since Lainey said Troy wouldn't do well in day care.
It's worth noting that the quote from Lainey about Troy not doing well in daycare came from a reddit account suspected
to be hers. Could also be a troll.
I don't really think he has downs, I just think they keep him offline because people got so upset when she announced her pregnancy. His stans wished she would miscarry and got all crazy.
TBH, it's not really about giving props. Whether if it's for the children or themselves - it benefits the children and that's what really matters.
If you were stuck in a…basement…and someone told you 'you're not getting out until you list one good thing Gergles has done that is genuinely going to benefit someone long term' this is the thing you can list. Now, if they ask for two examples, you're fucked.
Link to this?
I dont want to insinuate you are… well… we know who Im saying you might be, trying to do damage control.
But do you have a quick link to this vlog, or a screen shot. This is an image board after all.
Im still on the fence about Troy having Downs, but leaning to the "yes" side
Id have a second thing Gugly has done thats benefited human kind.
He married Lainey. That means two shitty people are being shitty together - instead of fucking up two other people in two different relationships.
I don't understand why it would even matter if he is in any way handicapped. I understand curiosity, but would it even be milk in any shape or form? I guess I'm just still cringing internally from thinking what these children are going to have to deal with once they get older. JFC, imagine a kid stumbling on videos of his daddy looking like a complete psycho making anti 'meat eater' videos, imitating AJ's blowjob, recording Sh, Billie drama, and tons more.
I can't even imagine. Fuck this narc for thinking kids were a good idea in his position.
I understand the damage control
Just google lolcow and the thing you're looking for our control + f the old threads. We all have lifes, not doing the work for you as the other anon said.>>435483
She said that on her Facebook in the parenting group. I don't think he has any disabilities, just inexperienced parents.
It's just like armchair psychology, doesn't make sense to argue about it without proof.
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There's also some snapchat picture that says "tony wins" on it don't know who the fuck tony is, but people believe the picture on the mantle is Troy.
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oh come on
you cant even see his face
how is this proof he doesnt have downs?
The big fear is-
if shit really hits the fan and Greg and Lainey are forced to only have ONE Tesla, and ONE Narcnest, then they may resort to gaining views anyway possible. Thats when Troy and Cloey become part of their daily vlogging.
I don't know about the second Tesla, but Gerg already sold his "filming house".
That's why he is ~depressed~ lately, can't stand being in the same house as his wife and kids lol.
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I don't know if you guys noticed, but there is some light milk happening on his tumblr/official website.http://onision.net/
That's not true at all. She went home very quickly after giving birth, if she almost died they would have kept her for a few days. I'm pretty sure this was discussed before and enough info was out there to make it clear that she didn't have a near death experience while giving birth.
It was ages ago tho so you'd have to go back to a year + to find the caps.
My god, imagine being married to someone so narcissistic that he takes selfies in a doctor's office bc of the good lighting. Ugh that's such a red flag about someone.
Also I'm starting to think there must be something up w Troy, maybe not that obvious physically but he must have autism (to be from onision and foot's genetics, it's the bare minimum) or something that would tip us off really quickly.
Sorry for tinfoiling, footbot's teat is dry so we don't really have milk atm
Yeah, if mothers keep doing feeds in the middle of the night after the child has grown teeth, especially if they bed share, it risks cavities in their teeth. I have an acquaintance who had a 2 and 1/2 year old need a root canal because of this.
Its the same as bottle rot because the child falls asleep with the breast in their mouth leaking milk all night, it pools in their mouth around their teeth and causes cavities. Its usually because the mothers is too lazy to night wean, they'd rather just keep feeding the baby to sleep at night when it wakes up instead of teaching the baby to sleep without feeding. Night weaning is recommended before the age of 1.
This is actually all totally false and Troy's cavities most likely had more to do with them not brushing his teeth ever + strep mutans than breastfeeding. Breast milk doesn't cause cavities, even if it did it wouldn't matter because with a proper latch the nipple is in the back of baby's mouth, bypassing the teeth entirely
Now the banana and strawberry almond milk she talked about giving him in the parenting group is another story
I swear Greg secretly wants to fuck a dude and has been suppressing it all his life. Maybe that's why he used to rag on bisexuals so hard. The video of him kissing Shane and obsessing over him for years makes it even more plausible to me.
sage for old news>>435105
How did this happen? Her skin didn't look this bad in her recent makeup videos. She looks like she hasn't slept in days either.
At the very least the kids gonna have attachment issues and most likely end up obnoxious and violent in school due to his desperate need for attention. Babies and toddlers crave and need physical and emotional attention for most of the day. No way Lainey or onion are giving them the affection and attention they need with how much they "work" and edit videos. Plus I imagine onion puts his needs first.
"NO! I get tit first! I get suk mi!" Stomped foot and all while Lainey sighs and closes the door on her screaming children and spins a fidget spinner on gurgs balls
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Meet Baby Onision curtsy of 'Morphe-me.com'.
Pls ignore the shadows on forehead, try finding a photo of Lamo or Gerg without emo fringe, its like looking for rocking horse shit.
Maybe she enjoys being ridiculed and emotionally/verbally abused by her own husband. I can't understand why ANYONE would want to put up with that.
I get the feeling that she's the one who is going to snap rather than him.
I'm guessing it's because it's really hard to imagine onionboy not exploiting someone (even if it's his kid) to benefit himself some way.
Don't really think his kid is autistic, I'm more of a believer that onion himself is on the spectrum because just look at that train wreck. Need anyone even say more.
Shiloh's in the past and wants nothing to do with Grease. Can't you see he's trying to stalk all
of his exes? You retards I swear.
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She just pumps the foundation directly onto her face and then drags it with her brush. I can't…
Billie managed to escape the greasemansion fairly early and somewhat unscathed whereas Shiloh had to put up with years of his abuse. She also has diagnosed PTSD from her time with Greg iirc
Billie is sometimes relevant because of how badly Lainey is trying to become her in the hopes of finally being loved by Greg but Shiloh is years in the past and seems to finally be doing pretty well for herself.
So where did anon get years from?
Can't believe he can fuck people up so quickly. If he can do that to them in just a year then I can't imagine Laineys mental state after 5.
I like how they have these domestic discussions publically instead of a DM or text message or phone call. Its like Lainey knows onion will just ignore her just like he did on Younow when he drank water from the Bleach bottle.
So onion thinks reading his tweet replies is higher priority than his wife calling or texting. And she knows it.
Please read anon.
Proof? I thought she had a son. Why would she take a pic of her weight lost for that?
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1) lurk more. Shilohs baby passing away from SIDS is in previous thread
2) sage your shit
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If you enjoy your eyesight, watch this video with sunglasses on.
I'm the anon the mentioned the cap, a diff anon that posted it. I wasn't planning on posting it either.
Oh yeah another bit of info is that the doctors thought that Troy was going to have down syndrome, and they had to pay like $100 or something for a test, the test came out fine and Greg was complaining that Drs. guilt trip you into taking tests to take your money.
They must be new to the Onion dramu and are slow about it.>>435624
Not all of us are stans but she deserves her privacy and away from Grease.
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I'm offended by her lighting, She needs to stop appropriating h3h3.
They probably paid to take the NIPT-test for downs because it wasn't covered by insurance, this dick probably didn't do health insurance back then. What a dweeb. Who wouldn't want to test their kid for suspected downs if they could? >>435654
Yeah, anon. We get it. But as a beauty channel, she should pull the contrast down, even if she has to do it in editing. Also, you should probably start to sage your posts, it's becoming p obvious that you've been all over this thread.
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you kids don't even understand what sage is for these days.
here is a refresher for everyone.
Anon that said "years" here, I'm not new to it but forgot how long Shiloh lived with him. Sorry. What I really should've said was that imo Shiloh dealt with the worst of Greg's shit (or maybe
Skye) so Billie isn't really a fair comparison.
that was my point, I was simply reminding everyone of image board etiquette.
I'm not in this Shiloh/Billie drama. I zone out of the threads when people start talking about them.
It's pronounced sah-geh.
Sage for sage-related discussion.
tomatoE tomatoH anon.
sage for toleranceposting
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In more relevant news: the Onion channel is free again and the Speaks channel is back to it's original format where all he did was whine and bitch about stupid shit no one cares about.
"The onision channel, like the transition to a paid subscription is generally failure. And this is important to tell to everyone who is a youtuber, um, because a lot of you guys have been considering making your channel a paid channel. The problem with that is that had I charged $9 a month, it'd be a success. Total success. It'd be great. But I charged $0.49 a month because I didn't want people to go broke over me, or anything like that."
Ken he got $0.25 per every subscriber "or something like that." Also claiming it failed because he made it too cheap to fund anything. Oh dear.
he is clearly not in LA anymore, all of his tweets talking about his LA experience are in the past-tense.>>435684
Please sage your boring creepy Shiloh obsession.
>>435680>>435685>this shitty idea only failed because I didn't charge ENOUGH! I was too nice!!
Kek, his narc self just wont' let him admit defeat.>>435677
I'm curious about that too. Socialblade still shows him as 17,680,772nd in sub count rank, which doesn't add up if he has the 2M back.>>435688
Must have missed that somehow, my bad.
"All of the OniChan videos have been deleted"
If anyone needs to reference any of the deleted Onichan content it can be found at https://vid.me/anonymous4
Thanks anon. >>435680
He said that only around 800 people subscribed to his paid channel. To be honest, that's still more than I expected. >>435682
And yeah, he won't use Onichan anymore.
Fenty Beauty - Longwear Foundation = $34
Fenty Beauty - Foundation Brush = $34
Fenty Beauty - Matte Skinstick x2 = $25ea total of $50
Fenty Beauty - Killawatt Freestyle highlighter = $34
Fenty Beauty - Shimmer Skinstick x2 = $25ea total of $50
This video = $202
Complete Total = $575>>432265
Once again, Lainey shows she has no idea how to blend. She drags her blender around her face instead of dabbing it, and then bitches that the blending sucks.
Fenty Beauty is super hot right now, so in her attempt to be a ~beauty guru~ she pretty much has to do it.
Her pumping the foundation directly onto her face and dragging it is triggering
though. No wonder she's breaking out.
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I feel like this sums up Greg's Youtube career pretty well.
>>435685>The problem with that is that had I charged $9 a month, it'd be a success. Total success. It'd be grea
This fucking retard.
Does he not realize he would get way less subscribers for $9 a month compared to $0.5 a month?
His fantards can give $1 a month to his Patreon and get all of his shit content one day in advance.
Maybe only like few kids with mom's stolen credit cards + complete failures in life like TomatoSuckette would give extra $9 a month for fucking Onision "comedy" videos and he would earn like $50 a month lmfao.
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What Lame reminds me of, Suk Mi is a horrible disease!
What a beautiful reply.
I think (if farmers were so inclined) ratting out underage teens to their parents about their Grease following is a great way to destroy him. Even threatening to would work, I'm guessing. Sure, some parents wouldn't care, but I think a majority would freak out when you combine phrases like "old man rating teen bodies" and "exclusive forum for teens to talk to pedophile."
Also, it clearly made Grease mad enough to respond with a numbered list.
"All these people are so contributive and it's so much more than money. If I didn't need money, I would still run patreon. And I would still ask for people to give an amount to show that they were willing to contribute, that they were willing to step above to show how big of a fan they are. It's just like buying a ticket to a concert, you know the people at your concert, people say that they love the people at their concert because those people actually threw down to show how much they care about the person that they're watching"
Now he just sounds like that austin jones guy who was telling underage kids to show him their butts and shit to prove how big of a fan they are and they must prove they are a big fan! Except hes doing this with scamming little kids out of their money to prove they are the biggest onion fan and earn his love!
Won't buy a pretzel at the mall because "money reasons" (her words from her latest vlog video) but will spend hundreds of dollars on makeup for a single "tutorial" video that will probably only earn $50 in revenue at the very most.
(can someone please tell Lameo that attempting to apply makeup in front of a camera is NOT the same as a tutorial? I noticed some of her videos are latest as such… a tutorial is where you instruct people on how to do something, not show them how badly you struggle to apply makeup)
>>435732>It's just like buying a ticket to a concert, you know the people at your concert, people say that they love the people at their concert
my god, he thinks he's comparable to anyone, ever, who has held a concert.
also, his speech pattern drives me fucking crazy. there is no need to say "concert" three fucking times in one sentence. he speaks like a dickhead.
Y-you mean she returned her makeup back containing grease cooties?! Ewww!!!!
No…NO! Isn't this illegal???
She shops at Sephora, which has a wonderful unlimited return policy as long as you have a receipt.
All of the returned makeup gets thrown away.
"Anything you buy in the store can be returned without a receipt for store credit, as long as you have an ID. Plus, you can get a full refund with a receipt, even if the product is used.
Though you can return the item if it's lightly used, they will give you a death stare (and potentially refuse the return) if it's old. They can also give you a temporary ban if you make too many returns without a receipt. Items that are returned used will sometimes become store testers (though they are technically not supposed to)."
This is from a "21 secrets about sephora that every makeup addict should know" list on buzzfeed. I hope to god she gets banned from making sephora returns.
Sephora is super lenient on their returns, even if the products have been used. I didn't know she keeps returning them, so I'm hoping her local Sephora will catch on to her and do what >>435751
mentioned and just outright bans her.
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How's that for a trinity.
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She said she wants to do shark blue hair next, aka Billie blue.
tbh I kinda wanna make a "______ isn't normal but on greg it is" meme, something like "getting tied up in a basement for smoking weed isn't normal but on greg it is" or "having your husband talk about how hot 12 yr olds bodies are isn't normal, but on greg it is" type shit
I'm too lazy though
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new onion bio
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The recommended streams on Plainey's YouNow is kinda great.
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The Onion Corporation (somebody shoop this plz)
She said in her stream earlier that she has an IUD, and hasn't yet researched how it will affect testosterone/vice versa. That she doesn't have to worry about it right now, because if she does
get on testosterone, it won't be until years and years from now.
It annoys me how far out she does her wings with her hooded eyes. Most girls that have hooded eyes and are into makeup know that's NOT a good look. Billie has hooded eyes (she's said so herself) and she does her liner wing in a FLATTERING way. It's like Lainey can't copy Billie in the areas that actually matter…Eyebrows and wing wayyyy too long and it ages her.
Also it would be so grand if Onion knew how expensive the foundation was, and if he does know, I wish so badly that he knew anything about makeup so that he would realize Lainey is basically lighting money on fire everytime she POURS HER $50 FOUNDATION ALL OVER HER FACE. Seriously, she used like a third of the bottle. She must run out every two days.
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Onision straight up sounds like a caught Scooby Doo villain. I would have gotten those semi-nudes if it weren't for you meddling anti-child fuckers!
It's based on who the majority of her followers follow so I would agree with >>435831
in regards to farmers making up a good portion of her "fans".
he must have saw that shane is partnering with gabe or whatever his name is (i like him my memory is shit!)
seriously i feel like he did that husband game with lainey cause shane and ryland are cute and get views
her eyebrows do my fucking head in.
lainey take a pencil and line the top and bottom of your lash line, use the spindle brush to brush up and and shape, brush up at the inside of your eyebrow, fill these parts stop leaving them gappy!!! then darken the brow from the arch down to the end. it's not fucking difficult!
yes Garrett! i think he's so adorable and love their videos together with drew. i wonder why onion hates them so much, they have fun and make a lot more money than him kek
i swear i watch a shane video, then a few days later onion does something oddly reminiscent of it
come to think of it, all onionboy and lameo do is try to antagonise their exes/ex-friends
these losers need to get lives
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Greg did indeed get all of his subscribers back after making his channel public again. Wtf? Is that dire warning about losing your subscribers just bullshit?
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He did lose 60,000 subscribers when he came back, though. Making a subscription only channel pissed off a lot more people than were willing to subscribe.
I thought Anons pointed out there there was non vegan products in his food ?
So not even a successful vegan ..
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Motherfucker self sabotaging like always.
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Oh but Lainey says "he's not like that in real life", he's a piece of shit.
Which production, this >>435976
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holy shit this guy actually has a shit ton of followers. dis is gud. i hope more milk is on the way.
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he want that content cop sewwww baaaad
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context; this was what he was replying to
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Please Santa, I've been good all year.
Found this in the comments of the tweet in >>436061
Greg, you're responsible for your taxes
Greg, you're responsible for your tax-taxes
Now, you're gonna lose your house
Greg, you're responsible for your taxes
You should of done what I had done and hid-married an accountant
Now you're gonna lose your house.
Greg you have got to take care of your own taxes
TurboTax.com can only take the information you give 'em
Not the stuff you neglect to write down
Wait a minute…
Aren't you one of those social justice cucks that should give their money to Government?
How do you think the IRS gets deadbeats like you to begin with?
Daddy-O-Five is gonna watch your kids when you're in jail
After you lose that big house
Greg, you're responsible for your taxes
I salute you
EVERYBODY SING ALONG!
Greg you're responsible for your taxes, not tax-
I forgot what I wrote…
You're responsible for your tax-ax-is
Now, you're gonna lose your house!
One of the TWO, MAYBE BOTH!
Greg, you're responsible for your taxes
You should of did what I did and marry an accountant!
But now you're gonna lose your-
You're gonna lose your
You're gonna lose everything!
You're gonna lose you're hoooooooooooouse!
Leon Lush ain't got shit on me!
Fuck you Greg Onision!
Enjoy it, it couldn't of happened to nicer guys
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Greg: "nuh uh!" Slick comeback. Also: they were referring to the production team, not talent.
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Lol does he think that saying over and over how awesome a woman
was and that he chose her over some guy will make people sympathize with him or something?
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"This one guy begging for more work said he had fun, therefore everyone else cannot have had a bad experience."
They're not talking about this guy, Greg, They're referring to the guy you fired on the spot.
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Now Greg is putting each crew member publicly on the spot. Greg, these, people don't want to deal with you. They'll probably say whatever to make that happen.
What's curious is. how long it took Greg to respond to this. He clearly took the time to make up a story, go back and harass other crew members until he had something he could shove in NetNobody's face, before responding.
Which means whatever Greg did or said to the fired-on-the-spot crew member must've been gold.
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Hmm, "honest" Greg cut off some of what this crew member was saying. Doesn't sound like you treated the dude filming initially very well at all, Greg. This isn't someone giving you a glowing review; this is a person who is in a very uncomfortable place, because a shitty client is demanding a public good review.
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2/2, Greg's response, saying that it's "scary" that anyone could call him out
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… your video, Greg? Isn't it a multi YTer collaboration? Wasn't that part of NetNobody's point - that you turn into a controlling dick when it wasn't supposed to just be your video?
so what's gonna happen to paid channel of things like full length movies and shit? will they be deleted or made public for anyone?
sage for ot
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Mmmmm. It wasn't the fight vid that this guy was referring to, I guess. Different vid that was filmed today. And the ppl Greg is getting DMs from are people he worked with on the fight video. not the video this guy is calling out.
- greg threw towels into the faces of the crew
- talked down to the dude doing lighting on his face "oh wow, we have a perfectionist here" then laughed when he walked away saying "oh wow is he triggered
Dude said he doesn't care about Greg in the least, but he does care that he's a dick and treated his crew badly.
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YES YES YESSSSSSS
Keep in mind Adam is scraping the bottom of the barrel for attention. He's just finished his shitty "beef" with KSI and I'm not certain on this, but from watching that unfold I'm pretty sure he's quite a milky shitty guy himself. But hey, what youtuber isn't?
He's definitely not going to be the final nail in the grease coffin, but he's got quite a big following so he's just one of the bumps in the road Onion's going to hit on his downward spiral.
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Can a kind anon upload this vid?>>436137
This is so satisfying.