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No. 44324

Whatever did happen to good ol' Lawl-cow? Last I heard was that she dyed her hair pink and went full Koreaboo, but then she kind of just vanished.

No. 44327

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She used to be on Tumblr under the URL's elfbabe and fliora, but she deleted, cut her hair really short and I think she's moved to Finland. Looks like she's grown up.

No. 44329

Deets? She looks a bit like Emilie Autumn.

No. 44330

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Wait, is she the Dakota copycat who made a PULL account and humiliated herself a bunch of times?
Kek, nevermind. She looks pretty good when she's not trying to ape Dakota, honestly

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kek anyone else remember when she was trying so desperately hard to crawl up mila's asshole while at the same time she'd go on pull and talk shit about her. i miss her shenanigans tbh.

No. 44343

She looks so traumatized tho

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No. 44378

I forgot she existed. Who honestly cares about this fugly bitch? Didn't she also make threads on PULL bashing herself whenever she needed a dose of attention?

No. 44379

she followed my tumblr randomly not too long ago, but then unfollowed me bc i wouldn't follow back or something idk. she seems to have grown up a lot, she's still into the whole kawaii/pastel goth/soft grunge/tumblr style stuff but she isn't trying to get online fame anymore, at least it seems to me. when i checked, she only had a few pics on her tumblr in her /tagged/me and they were old. even though she still seems to have her issues, i happy she's quit trying to be like all these snowflakes. i think her quest for internet fame was making her issues much, much worse.

No. 44382

With a name like Lawler, I don't think she could have ever avoided this fate.

No. 44409

where the fuck is her forehead???

No. 44432

she looks like a slightly less strung out Courtney Love in this photo.

No. 44444

my exact thought

No. 44454

I saw her on ello.co a while ago. I would have to hunt for her blog there, but the last I saw she was posting some pro-ana-esque materials and broadcasts her food intake (ie: "I live on a cup of coffee for the day I am so fat").

I think that she has an interesting face. She looks much prettier now than when she was trying to appear as a living doll.

No. 44459

She'd be pretty decent looking if she wasn't such an edgy tryhard. I kind of like her face.

No. 44460

isn't this kojirina?

No. 44463

It is, she also went by fliora.

No. 44467

you can blame pull for that one, when she had threads everyone on pull told her to do an edgy style instead of kawaii.

she looks much better with her new look here >>44327

No. 44523

i remember when she had an anti-dakota "art" blog on tumblr. she also used it to like her own selfies because no one else would. kekkers

No. 44543

Off-topic but holy shit 90% of Emilie Autumn fans (or Emilie herself, she's basically ~"victoriunnn"~ Traci Hines) are just as deserving of threads as this girl
She looks really pretty here. She doesn't really seem funny though, just a bit of an attention whore if anything, unless I'm missing something?

No. 44550

Aw come on guys she looks pretty there because she's hiding her worst features. She'd still look bad if you could see her nose and mouth.

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No. 44586

i was going to say, emilie autumn could have her own thread, but it's literally at least 10 years worth of drama(I confess I'm addicted. it's all so much)

No. 44587

All I know about her is that she rips off her fans a lot, bitched on Twitter about being "poor" (lmao) among other things, and that her book is riddled with lies and half-truths.
Spill deets, anon

No. 44588


Maybe she's not a 10/10, but it's a cute picture. Even if it's because it's 40% flowers.


Aww yeah, glad it's not just me.



No. 44595


FPF is always golden. The whole incident that spawned from is a trip

Claiming her family died in a fire (they didnt), freaking out because she thought her stuffed bear was stolen (it wasnt), I mean, I know there's tons but I'm blanking right now.

The current thing is that she took preorders for an audiobook that was supposed to be due 9 months ago and she still hasn't delivered.

I can't hate Enchant though. That album is my jam

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No. 44637

YES the suckerpunch thing. And the lady gaga thing. Oh and the thing about how the fact that she thinks pads are by baby stuff in supermarkets is with the intent of infantalizing women. And the thing about how some women who didnt agree with her should have 'their breasts removed' and, and, and uhhh, literally how she can't stay friends with anyone she works with and only has two dancers left?

i have a music friend who lives in L.A whose run into her a few times, and when I asked how she is IRL, he put on a fake british accent and said "Hi, I'm famous, who are you?" it was great

No. 44639

Oh yeah, and the ipod thing, and her obsessive iceaxe stalker who CALLED HER and ruined everything for everyone forever apparently, and how she closed the forum years later without any warning and blamed it on that incident

http://asylumplaguedoctor.tumblr.com/drama heres more links. I…confess she's been my lolcow for a long time

No. 44641

That's my jam too. I can't really listen to stuff that came after enchant.

No. 44643

Mine too. I'm surprised there hasn't been more threads for her considering just how easy she is to piss off. And she's slightly more famous than a lot of these girls here. We really should have a thread for good ol' emilie b'awwwwtumn.

No. 44645


Also, does anyone remember the social experiment girl? There was this girl that made a youtube video bawwwwing about the people bitching about her on tumblr, and then she deleted the video and made a new one claiming it was a "social experiment". Shit was hilarious

(Or does anyone remember when socklessfuck/Victor had an EA blog where he bitched out the SJWs? I miss him a bit)

No. 44646

I agree. I mean, herself aside, her newest album is fucking heinous. I like how she said she'd have a musical out by the end of 2014 on 'londons west end' lolllll

Tbh if she put out an album like that again I'd drop some cash on it. She was going to rerelease it with the puzzle, (never happened) and fuck, I'd have bought it.

I can't say I remember this. There's literally been so much that's happened though…

No. 44649

I vaguely remember victor though I was pretty heavy into following the drama. Did he finally baleet everything? I also remember another blog called "snowflakehalloffame" who changed their name so much I lost them. They also made fun of sjw's a lot. Hope they're still around.

And I remember social experiment girl, dear gawd. The muffins/plague rats/reformers are all lolcows within themselves tbh

No. 44663


He baleeted fucking everything. I think there was waywardvictoriansnark and waywardvictoriankhaleesi too, but they were kinda SJW.

You mean special snowflake hall of fame? I think they changed their name to demisnowflake and then deleted their blog later. They were pretty great. RIP in peace.

No. 44674


EA thread, just for the sake of not derailing this thread anymore

No. 134783

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Soooo Lauryn has changed a lot.
Good for her.

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No. 134872

aside from the extensions, she looks p good. what's her insta?

No. 134877


I don't know I found this picture on her Soundcloud where she goes by the name Lauryn Goulden now.

Her most recent activity was liking Kirsten's shitty Fairy Fountain "remix".

No. 153768

I just made a search on Google and it turns out her new Instagram page goes by "leafgreengirl" but she made it private.

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Obviously this thread hasn't been migrated to /snow/ yet although I'm not entirely sure that she doesn't belong on /pt/ given that she provides wave after wave of lulz.

Well she's returned after almost a year of hiatus and her new schtick is anorexia and sucking Ember and Emily's dick on Instagram.

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Forgot links.



She's also hopping on the David Bowie hype train hard despite not being born until like 1998.

No. 221782

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Jesus fuck what is with cows having the ugliest goddamn eyebrows imaginable

No. 221801



this bitch is younger than me? Yikes.

No. 221805

Oh god, it's like Asha's brows

No. 221807

Not even close to Cara. Hideous.

Now…there seems to be a lot of self-post in this thread. Reeks of it.

No. 221811

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For those that don't know, "Kojirina"/Lauryn Lawler emerged on PULL in 2012 trying to self promote herself as the "next Dakota" under a sock puppet account.
She got caught and absolutely BTFO by the users, and for a while continued manufacturing out these horrifying mega-shooped photos, sometimes literally copying and pasting Dakota's facial features over her own thinking that nobody would notice (picture related).

After a while she calmed down and joined PULL ("Oh it was just a phase guys I was being immature teehee"), and began shitposting regularly alongside the userbase, although she remained a frequent source of ridicule.
One day she went off on one, befriended Mila Mortice and began pulling the whole "URGH! PULL is full of meanies!" bullshit again, but a few months later somebody linked Mila to Lauryn's PULL account which contained posts Lauryn made ripping Mila apart and the pair had this big, dumb (hilarious) fallout over ASK.FM.

Lauryn then attempted cosying up to Kiki of all fucking people and tweeted at her something a long the lines of "PULL is disgusting it deserves to be taken down. They bullied me too :(" after Kiki made a tweet about PULL, but Kiki obviously read the subforums and knew EXACTLY who she was and how she made shitposts about Dakota (see >>44563)
and proceeded to tear her a new asshole kek

After that she had this weird gangster phase where she started acting all bling-bling and worshipping Tyler the Creator and "tlkin just lik dis u a waste gash bruv u get me", THEN she moved onto imitating Charlotte Free/Crystal Castles as evidenced in the OP.

After this she vanished for over a year and we all thought she was gone for good but now she's gone back as one of those faux-recovery proana cunt and looks to be imitating Ember note, judging by the…. eyebrows.

I actually think she deserves to stay on /pt/. Her original drama was fucking glorious for those who witnessed it.


So, how new are you again?

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Dumping some of her old Dakota-phase pics.

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No. 221820

Sweet lord are all these pics the same person?

I see pics like >>134783 and it's like 'oh, she's pretty' but you see these others and sweetener fuckery doo

I was feeling kinda unkept lately but seeing these are reminding me I'm decent looking sweet lord

No. 221822


I'm so sad that more people weren't apparently around on PULL to witness this between 2012 - 2014 because you've no idea how fucking funny it was, especially when she cosied up to Mila and then got #rekt by her when someone forwarded her Lauryn's PULL account.

No. 221823


Don't mind the Cara fag.

No. 221825

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The only reason I noticed her is because somebody posted this screenshot to the Proana thread on /snow/ and I noticed her comment.

Seems like Ember is her new object of affection. This girl is scary.

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No. 221827

Does she not own a mirror? Lol the nerve to bash someone else appearence with those chupacabra eyebrows of hers.

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I have no idea what to make of this girl anymore.

No. 221831


Bitch looks like Helga Pataki

No. 221836

..is she choking herself?

No. 221840

Looks like it. Rolling around in bed alone sticking her own fingers in her mouth and making fake sex faces.

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No. 221853

Where is she from? A very British looking lass if I ever saw one.

No. 221854

oh my god how can anyone be this ugly

No. 221855


Liverpool, lol

No. 221876

I don't frequent PULL nor care about /snow/flakes. So new to this shit, yes.

No. 221878


You can tell you're new because Lauryn isn't a snowflake, she's a full fledged cow in her own right and had her own thread on Staminarose and Maxfaggotry and was talked about a lot on /cgl/.

Just a shame that PULL was kill because now evidence of herfuckery is lost forever…. unless somebody fancies hunting through the Internet Wayback Machine.

No. 221883

I hid her threads just like I did with the berry thread. I found her SWF as stalker-ish as Doe Deere's but she always struck me as a desperate nobody.

Other than that - I'm willing to try the milk again. Any more Sauce?

No. 221888

This unwashed little scruff is from my city. Her shitty fanart she bangs out of other cows makes me laugh.

No. 221893

tfw you want to have the ddlg tumblr girl aesthetic but you don't got no man. :,(

No. 221896

She looks like spoony except with pencil brows.

No. 221899

Spoony wasn't that ugly. This girl looks like a man.

No. 221904

Pretty cruel to spoony imo.

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her brows are actually real it's like irl muppet shit.

No. 221909

I actually think she looks better than spoony

She's less doughy

No. 221910


I think she is filling them with colour though, they're a totally different shade here >>44327

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No. 221915


well yes that picture is hella old and she used to bleach them.

No. 221916

she's like some sick combo of PT and Dakota

No. 221921


That's a uniquely defensive comment you got there containing information only she'd be privy too…
Why do I get the feeling that you're Lauryn…

No. 221923

Exactly what I thought too.

Hey Lauryn, you look like shit.

No. 221924

Dun, dun, duuun.

No. 221925

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After Dakota filed a copyright claim against Lauryn after Lauryn ripped her site's graphics lel

No. 221927


How is that defensive? I think her new eyebrows are ridiculous, but I went through her instagram to check to see if she was filling them in. It's not defensive, I don't want to take away from the fact that those brows are both terrifying and real.

No. 221928

wow didnt know this thread existed but i remember this bitch from when i use to lurk on pull like everyday
someone made a thread about me on it like years ago, i told them to take it down and i think thats how kojirina found my tumblr she kept following me and i had to block her like three different times
its crazy how her face changed so much by just growing out her brows it seriously looks like she has shit smeared on her face i think she still edits her face cause she looks really different

No. 221929

But how do you know she used to bleach them

No. 221930



I have a magnificent memory for written/visual information and I do not remember Lauryn ever once stating that she bleached her eyebrows.

Hi Lauryn.

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No. 221937


Oh my god you two damn, I lurked for three minutes and she posted some tbt and her eyebrows were thin and light - I guessed, I lightly bleach mine and they look the same. Maybe she's a natural blonde I have no fucking idea.

>magnificent memory of Lauryn

Well let me not challenge your encyclopedic knowledge of this random bitch.

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Bullshit, this isn't a "well I used to do this thing so I guess she did it too!" situation, you CLEARLY stated that she USED to bleach her eyebrows.

Nice to see you haven't changed Lauryn. If have a wealth of respect more for you if you just came clean at first.

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Her backstabbing Mila after she got caught bitching her out on PULL and Mila refused to accept get fake apology.

No. 221946


Oh my fucking god I am not her, it was a speculation not a published study you absolute idiot.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

No. 221947


Also really out of all the things that would potentially bait her into a response, do you really think that would be it? Who the fuck cares about such an offhand comment besides someone as thirsty as you?

No. 221948


>you absolute idiot

Well you're definitely a Brit :^)

No. 221949

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From when she was friends with Mila.

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No. 221992


eye pubes

No. 222007

So how old is Koji now? Over 18?

I remember she actually copy pasted Dakota's eyes on her own face in one of her tragic doll-shoops.

Also, she so reads this, because now her IG is suddenly set on private.

No. 222008

Of course she reads it – she's posting in this thread!

No. 222014

I think she's 17 turning 18 this year. I remember her being like 14/15 when she was trying to be a Kota clone.

No. 222017


Her birthday is 1997 so she'll be 20 soon.

No. 222018


>also, she so reads this, because now her IG is suddenly set on private

I fackkin' knew it was her m8.
She undoubtedly lurks the new PULL and probably found lolcow some time ago from there.

No. 222019

She'll be turning 20 next year, pal.

No. 222027

bitch pasted the logo on her sweater

No. 222044


Okay sorry Lauryn, my mistake, thanks for the correction.

Why don't you just come out already and admit you're here? Making your Instagram private after the thread updated pretty much already cements that you're in the thread reading everything.

No. 222054



Lauryn, pls.
You're doing a really shit job of masking your presence. At least switch up your Liverpudlian dialect.

No. 222113

She doesn't have any milk to keep her floating in /pt

She's never had milk

All she is, is a sad horribly ugly girl, she photoshops but admitted it back in her dakota phase

this thread belongs in snow

she doesn't scam people, or do anything worthy of being in /pt

she's ugly, stupid, and edits her face

No. 222115

>she doesn't scam people, or do anything worthy of being in /pt

Ex pull fag detected. How worthy someone is of being in pt is based on how funny their actions are. IMO Felice doesn't belong here, despite her popularity, because reading about her isn't funny. It's not milk. Laryn's bad editing, ugly face, samefagging and so on are funny.

No. 222117

and she's not funny at all????????????????????????????????????

she's a flake

this thread is sad, she fell off the planet for a year and now that she's back she's just jumping on the newest bandwagon

if this is "funny" to you, you must just sit at the pc all day and do nothing with yourself like she does

No. 222119

i actually want to know how she went from thin ugly eyebrows to full thick ones

lawlyn pls tell me

No. 222120


If a cow has a high-volume of quality retroactive drama, which Lauryn does, then the rule is that they stay in /pt/ otherwise we'd be bouncing threads back and forth between /pt/ and /snow/ constantly.

If Mila has a thread here than Lauryn deserves to stay as she was just as bad as her at the time.

No. 222123


Lauryn you really need to stop.
I know you think that non-capitilisation and insulting yourself makes you seem more Anonymous but just FYI Admin and the Farmhands can see your IP and that these posts are being sent from Liverpool so samefagging like this is only going to make them less likely to consider moving your thread seeing as you're providing consistent drama.

Admin is not an unreasonable person and will consider personal requests such as this if you ask politely and explain your reasons but right now you're only making things worse for yourself by samefagging.

Probably the only reason it wasn't moved straight to /snow/ when it updated was because they could see you posting in it and wanted to wait to see if it got any better you know, which is steadily is.

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No. 222126


Why would you want to keep her in pt, it's only going to feed her ego
like that time she made her own hate tumblr, all of it is for attention

I can understand this

but she's really not fucking interesting as you're making her out to be

No. 222127

Well, even if she's not interesting you're sure doing a great job of making the thread itself interesting by throwing a shitfit in here lol.

No. 222132

>all she is, is a sad horribly ugly girl, she photoshops but admitted it back in her dakota phase

An attempt to divorce yourself from your identity by insulting yourself but is unable to fully follow through completely so throws in a defence at the end to negate responsibility.
The shallow, clich├ęd nature of the insults appear forced also.

>she's ugly, stupid, and edits her face

More surface-insults. Lack depth or any substantial attack on character.

>if this is "funny" to you, you must just sit at the pc all day and do nothing with yourself like she does

Reflective attack as a means of further defending yourself.


Deliberate misspelling of name is contradicted by:

>like that time she made her own hate tumblr, all of it is for attention

Presentation of retroactive knowledge of a person (you) you're claiming to have never been interested in.
(lol it was you that made the hate blog about yourself? Okay now that I didn't know, I thought Liana/Taicato did that).

Goddamn Lauryn you're really bad at this. We know it's you because nobody else in this board would be campaigning so hard to have a thread moved unless they had some kind of personal involvement.

I know Admin-kun is probably watching this thread and going "wtf" which I love.
The fact that it's yet to be moved to /snow/ effectively confirms that it's you.

No. 222136


>check my IP lol

every fucking time

No. 222422

Omg I know Lauryn from fb and not only that she lives in my city and jfc people she's dead cringey she burns my head out.

I actually seen this fucking mess once wondering around in primark and just by looking at her hideous scary face and stick legs you can tell that she's definitely on drugs.

She made a post on Facebook once stating that she used to be so fat so she went vegan but someone said that she uses it as an excuse to secretly have an eating disorder. I would printscreen but I can't find her on my friends list anymore which is odd so yep she must be lurking these forums.

No. 222423

I wish "check my IP" changed font like triggered does. It's like the chant of the white knights

No. 222425


Yeah, it needs to be highlighted in blue or some shit.


Ayup' Scouse Anon.

No. 222426

Manc anon here, I remember this girl!! Her rip offs of Dakota's YouTube videos were so bad and hilarious.

No. 222428

lauryns on lemo mate

No. 222429


Coke? I could believe it, she looks fucking rough.

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No. 222431

How are you viewing her stuff her instagram is now gone private damn

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No. 222433

I wouldn't say her artwork is "shit" it's actually pretty decent but apparently she's starting her own online store so we will just see if she turns out to be a scammer

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I am confused by her art, although Tumblr-tier, because sometimes it looks like this…

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Or this…

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And then other times it looks like… this…

The change in quality is far too dramatic for me to not believe that she isn't tracing or heavily referencing from existing artwork.

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Maybe if you add more unnecessary question marks you'll actually be right!
You seriously reek of newfag, why does it offend you so much if she's in PT? It's not your fucking call.

What the fuck is this creature?

No. 222444

I find her unique

No. 222445

at least she doesn't do the living doll koji shit anymore she's grown up we all should bring an end to discussing her here because its getting on my nerves

No. 222451

She looks more like a man when she's so spoopy. Hope she posts more so I can have more lulz

I think it depends if she has a reference or not. If she's referencing a photo, it looks nicer, if she's not it looks worse. I think that's why referencing photos is normal practice.

No. 222457

Lmao she's literally an amalgamation of nearly every major cow on this site. Unique is the last word I'd use to describe her. She's copied Koots, Felice, Mila, and now she looks like a knackered Cara clone or whatever you want to call the look she's doing now. Who hasn't she copied?

No. 222460

last year on ello or tumblr that she made a ranting post saying that she has gender identidy issues.
she doesn't even have boobs apparently

No. 222462

nobody gives a fuck who she has copied of anymore the past belongs in the past
why is it that when you bring her up and you mention what she did do wrong you act like she has a criminal record on her shoulder pmsl

No. 222465

Why do I get that Lauryn is shitposting in this thread furiously about herself….

>>222462 is definitely her.

I wish I was Admin so I could see the post IP's…

No. 222466

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I think now she's hopped on the spoopy skeleton trend and is copying Ember.

No. 222468

It's not guaranteed that any of us here are Lauryn and this is exactly why I find it futile to continue her own thread because this is the reason why.

No. 222469

At first i thought she was copying of ali michael

No. 222470

she doesn't even know that this website exists so we are all safe

No. 222471

No. 222472

That one's definitely traced lmao

No. 222473

Ha you think I'm her that's insulting :( she's ugly and I'm better looking than her

No. 222475

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No. 222478


Lauryn stahp.

Also stop putting a fake email on all of your posts, you can see them when you hover over the Anonymous tag, jesus christ.


^ are all the same person.

No. 222481

Not in the slightest

No. 222482

>is informed that e-mails are visible
>enters the same e-mail

Lazy framing or stupid poster? You decide, farmers.

No. 222485

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How is it that after all these years you're still this stupid.



No. 222486

for all I know you could be lauryn catching yourself out? anyone here can be lauryn. all i do is come here to laugh at her alien shooped face and her fat eyebrows and to prove to you that I am not her im going to send her an invite to this website letting her know that she is getting blamed for "making shitposts of herself" lol

No. 222487


Emails entered don't actually exist but are of the .co.uk variety and the second one is named "sexycameron@gmail.com" referencing David Cameron so they're almost definitely British.

Typing style is the same as Lauryn's as is the general modus operandi of "I kind of don't want this attention to hurt my reputation online so I want this moved to /snow/ but I kind of like the attention being focused on me so I'll keep bumping the thread". She used to do the same shit on PULL all the time.

No. 222488

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>still entering the same email address in the email field

No. 222489

Is she trying to look like PJ Harvey with those eyebrows

No. 222490

I don't know why you're having a massive L death note fit on me with your impressive evidence but I know for sure that I'm not her

No. 222491

omg don't say that or she'll start copying someone else

No. 222493

Oh Lozza babe, why do you not learn..

So glad she's back

No. 222499

What was the talk about her moving to Finland a couple of years ago? Wasn't she still a minor back then, and why would anyone want to go to Finland? Out of all the godforsaken places…

No. 222500

She's half Finnish

No. 222504

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That explains a lot.
Aren't the Finnish considered ugly/retarded by the other Nordic countries?

The only Finn girl I know, surprise, surprise, was a hideously ugly Tumblrite bitch who severed our psuedo-friendship after I made a post on Facebook about the increasing benefits of homeopathy in relation to early cancers.

No. 222506


Idk if they are but yeah most people outside the capital Helsinki are ugly/borderline retarded lol.
Often they have the possibility to look decent but are too dumb to do anything at themselves.
This is coming from a Finnish girl, sometimes I'm just so sick of living in here….

No. 222511

She must be blessed to be that good looking for a half Finn girl it makes me wonder who's the scouse parent LOL.

No. 222513

I'd sever friendships with anyone who thinks homeopathy is good. Its not fair to trick regular people into thinking you aren't retarded and then drop homeopathy on them.

No. 222515

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Fucking preach, anon.

No. 222516

Well to be honest, I'd say it's much easier to find decent looking birds from Finland than from the UK. From a British point of view at least. They don't look that different to the Swedish ones.

No. 222517


agreed, people look very similar in Finland and Sweden (and probably Norway)

No. 222518

Well yeah the further north you go in England the uglier they get.

No. 222521


Except there's a ridiculous amount of research and evidence into homeopathic remedies fighting "early" and aiding various illnesses cancers dumb dumb.

>carcinosin and Phytolacca, were found to be as effective against breast cancer cells as the chemotherapy drug Taxol (Int J Oncol, 2010; 36: 395403).

>One trial of 254 people showed that calendula cream worked better than trolamine (a commonly used non steroid cream) for preventing skin soreness due to radiotherapy. A very small trial of 32 people showed that a homeopathic mouthwash called Traumeel S (containing belladonna, arnica, St John's wort and echinacea) worked better than a placebo to prevent a sore mouth due to chemotherapy

Even St. John's Wort is known to aid in helping depression, but I guess you reject this reality because "only muh synthetic compounds can help stuff".

No. 222522


lol don't ever say that to a Swedish person unless you're intending to insult them.

No. 222524

Seriously…have you ever met a Finnish person. They're very………..homely

No. 222526


Yeah, that's why I'm saying comparing a Swede to a Finn would be an insult to the.

No. 222527

That's herbal, not homeopathy. Homeopathy is basically diluting sometimes poisonous substances down to a level where there is probably not any of the solute left.


No. 222529


Huh, well I'll be damned I'm wrong.
I mean, I had the name wrong but still. Quick research indicates that there's some pretty wide scale confusion about whether herbal medicinals fall under homeopathy so that's probably where I made the mistake.

Does that mean that you disagree with herbal remedies then though?

No. 222530

I'm a completely different person than the first anon who mentioned homeopathy being bunk. I agree with some of it, but it shouldn't replace life saving medicine because you can't get exact concentrations with herbal remedies. That being said, I use valerian root because nothing else works for my insomnia.

No. 222560

It's freaking me out how many scousers/mancs are in this thread!

You know if she was on the beak, there'd be artsy photos plastererd all over the Internet. She'll be one of those edgelords who gets into drugs in uni and has to tell the world how cewl and enlightening it is.

No. 222562


No. 222564

File: 1452998478500.jpg (35.96 KB, 495x210, image.jpg)

>You know if she was on the beak, there'd be artsy photos plastererd all over the Internet. She'll be one of those edgelords who gets into drugs in uni and has to tell the world how cewl and enlightening it is.

No. 222569

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what the fucking fuck do you think this is how she really looks? because she looks so different on this

No. 222579

Who is this mysterious man?

Seriously, looks like some guy in a horrible wig. Maybe it's a wig made out of rat fur?

No. 222644

Sorry to insult your Swedish superiority, but I've visited all the Nordic countries, and to my British eyes, the girls look very similar in all of these places.

Of course there are uglies everywhere, but I'm not talking about them. I'd never be able to guess that Lauryn is half Finnish. With her face and nose she looks 100% British to me.

No. 222647

>Seriously, looks like some guy in a horrible wig.
she doesn't give a flying fuck if she looks like a man! maybe lesbians get off on the way she looks. i think we should all agree that she'd make a great man in a relationship with a woman. has she ever considered going transgender?

No. 222648

are you sure? bc holy shit her nose is so big

No. 222649

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No. 222657

apparently she had lip botox done

No. 222659

I was actually the one who started the thread about her on PULL in my short time there/before I knew what the place was like. I might still have some shit on my HD but I think you've got it all already.

I don't think I've ever seen a cow/snowflake switch gimmicks as fast as she used to. Do you remember when she posted her first alien-baby Mila shoop and everyone on PULL goes "OMG LAURYN UR SO PRETTY NOW <3"? lol

No. 222660

she's smackhead cow getting high on the snowflakes lol

No. 222662

im only gonna post here once and i only have one thing to say: you are all so fucking sick for attacking lauryn like wtf if she copies anyone's style or anything at all? You're all just making her more famous from all your bullshitting.

No. 222663

ps if any of you even have any balls fucking post in public on facebook or twitter if you hate her guts. people can only talk with the assurance that they aren't gonna get hit back for their dumb comments but ain't none of you can even talk shit without having the anon cover on. Bullshit. I call all of you on all your fuckin bs

No. 222664


>>making her more famous

You weren't famous to begin with, Lauryn. You're just a laughing stock.

No. 222665


The reason none of us are posted on sites like this is because none of us are retarded enough to make a public spectacle of ourselves in a pathetic attempt to get e-famous.

That's not due to a lack of balls, that's because only the biggest retards the internet has to offer would think it's a good idea to do that.

No. 222666


>>fucking post in public on facebook or twitter if you hate her guts

1. Nobody 'hates her guts' I can assure you. She's too much of a nobody, plus nobody really knows her enough to hate her. We're just laughing at her because she is funny and the things she does and says are amusing.

2. If we went public what if she targets one of us as her next disguise? I don't want an ugly man to dress like me.

No. 222671

There is no such thing as "lip botox", Lauryn.

No. 222672


kek yes.
PULL became so engrossed in that whole "board solidarity" thing that once they believed somebody had joined their ranks that it was then in bad taste to said person and that they were now immune from further criticism.
It was retarded thinking and part of what destroyed that board.

It's like when that shit with Orange Citrus and the Jessica Nigri thread went down and she locked it, and then when everybody discovered she was a legit cow and camwhore you were barred from making a thread on her because she was an "ex-member".

No. 222673


And who the fuck are you exactly.

No. 222684

Just thought it was funny that she comes here to tell us to stop, while she's over at Facebook publicly bullying females and posting about it.

No. 222688

I'm not telling any of you to stop, I'm saying grow a fuckin' pair dickwads.

No. 222689

lol you shouldnt post lauryn on this website she is allergic to milk like for real thats why shes vegan xD

No. 222691


>grow a pair


No. 222693


No. 222791

No. 222815

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Oh my god the ride never ends with this moron.

>I hope this one gets featured on their banner because I love the attention and I'm really asking for it

Is that why you made your Twitter protected and your Instagram private :^)

No. 222816

Girl, can you just tell me how you got your eyebrows so thick

No. 222822

she looks like one of the hanson brothers

No. 222823

jfc i wish the thick eyebrow trend would die. it looks just as bad as those super thin brows that people used to do except this is worse because now they look like masculine men

No. 222825

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No. 222827


They're obviously her natural eyebrows what do you want her to tell you.
Either your eyebrows are naturally thick or they aren't. You need to stop asking this.

No. 222828

This. Fucking thank you.

No. 222832

Thanks Lawlers

No. 222835

lol ok ty lauryn!

No. 222836


Either way, her thick brows look like shit. Fucking gross.

No. 222840

I don't think your brows are cute by the way. Thick eyebrows can be very qt but yours look like Groucho Marx.

No. 222842

Greetings to all of lolcow. I don't think I need an introduction of myself because I'm pretty sure you all know everything about me already but this is the real Lauryn posting. It appears you have some betraying snitches on here. It baffles me because I really don't get why someone would inform me about something to make me fully aware of the fact that a website is posting about me even so… the person who did tell me is probably the one who is already involved with this. This grass who told me was a new instagram account that looks like it was only just set up. I can see why this website is all masked anonymously and it's a smooth move that you all hide your real identities. In all honesty this website isn't as scary/dark as I thought it would be compared PULL. PULL was just as bad because I can recall a few members of by heart and that's their fault they made a bad move making themselves recognisable.

I have had a good read through this thread and I'm happy to say that I am not denying my past, any of it and you all have my word. I'm not arsed about having a thread about myself stuck somewhere on a place like this because at the end of the day people deserve to know how what I was really like because they'll just find out and discover it themselves. Anyway. Now, let me get to my main point. I wanted to make it crystal clear to you all that the people above making a show of the actual me and do correct me if I'm wrong, attempting look like me by posting what you all seem to call a selfpost (idk I've only started to learn this websites keywords) or to any posts that you suspected was me, cross my heart hope to die those posts are not me and with my kind permission you can scan my IP address. I don't want to cause trouble with anyone here it's not my intention to do so either and I would rather not be that kind of person who stays on a forum 24/7. I fully understood my actions back then on PULL when I was being a bully to innocent girls. Do not worry I'm not trying to be liked or to gain some sort of sympathy over here. What I really want is to get on with my normal life like what I have been doing for the past few years and I just want to grow up in the way that I think is possible for me right now.

This is the only one response I will be leaving here. I do not want to come back here again and I do not want anything to do with anymore forums. I'm sorry if there are things I still do wrong and the insulting comments on here towards me I don't really take it to heart. I get it everyone needs a place to vent and to have a good laugh at what they think someone's doing wrong. It's just like how people bitch about famous celebrities like the Kardashians for example. I also want to highlight that I am not copying of anyone and Ember is a girl I care about because of her eating disorder and her condition. I wouldn't claim we are friends but I help her on instagram to fight against the negative comments and I figured out that this is the stem of it all because who ever lurks on Ember from lolcow (and has a good knowledge of me of course) found me from there and started to bring me up again. Also, my eyebrows are all natural and I do not copy Ember for preserving my own big eyebrows it just makes no sense that I am somehow copying someone for something that I was originally born with. Don't get me wrong, I did giggle at the negative comments said about me above and for some reason I love all the criticism because it's only what a oneself that I am has to deal with on a regular basis.

Ah I don't know what else to say to extend this even further but it's getting late and I don't have time for this but remember, this is the only post I am leaving here and I no longer give a shit about what's being said about me. Farewell to all.

No. 222844


kek I'm not Lauryn, I'm the person revived this thread, I just think it's silly requesting to know how a person "got" thick eyebrows when nobody can develop them, there's no pill or special massage or cream that's going to make your eyebrows thicker and Anon should be old enough/intelligent enough to know this so idk why she's asking.

Lauryn's eyebrows are indeed overkill though and Groucho Marx is a perfect description.

lol see >>222842

No. 222845


>what I really want is to get on with my normal life

So why on earth did you just post >>222815 ?

No. 222855

>her condition
Dumb bitch isn't a condition.
>Scan my IP address
Every. Fucking. Time.

No. 222858

You're dumb.

No. 222860

>This is the only post I'm leaving here
>Posts again

No. 222863

you are a massive moron

No. 222869


Wow that was the most incoherent boring piece of shit I've read all week. Go away.

No. 222870


>but remember, this is the only post I am leaving here and I no longer give a shit about what's being said about me

>farewell to all

No. 222873

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>go to log into Tumblr
>this appears as my wallpaper

I shit myself.

No. 222877

She looks like a feral child

No. 222879

More like a feral ghoul.

No. 222885

looks like she just crawled her way out of a sewer after a homeless guy kicked her a few times

No. 222887



No. 222895

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>this entire thread

No. 222905


To be fair it's not like we have a whole lot going on in here right now, so unless you're willing to contribute a new cow to the herd posting this is kind of pointless.

No. 222921

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>scan my IP address

No. 222930

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No. 222931

>I really don't get why someone would inform me about something to make me fully aware of the fact that a website is posting about me

I thought the general consensus was you lurk here in a regular basis?

No. 223009

lauryn's handsome :o

No. 239043

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No. 239045

To the people who are saying that lauren is trying to fight to go into /snow/

She's obviously proven that no, she wants to stay in PT, of course would
Its were her idoruuuus kota and mila are, of course she wants to be on the same level and aspect as them.

No, she doesn't want to be in snow, she wants to be considered equally dramatic and ~populur~ as her idols.

No. 239048

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the constant alien bullshit ugh

No. 239087

I think she needs counseling, not even trying to be mean. She just seems like she isn't wrapped too tight.

No. 239151

Same idiot bitch. Trying to hop on the next band wagon after Bowie died. I wonder if she downloaded all his shit the moment his death was announced.

No. 239169

Look, Lauryn and her good friend Lady Gaga were fans since birth, okay? Since birth.

She could always buy her Sharpies in different shades if she wanted to lighten those beastbrows.

No. 240133

File: 1456201699429.jpg (60.97 KB, 640x640, image.jpg)

Looks like she changed her hair again

No. 240155

Who gives a shit

No. 243413

I'm pretty sure she's a dude.

No. 243426

Please stop bumping this shit thread. Thank you.

No. 255804

File: 1459873562292.jpg (86.14 KB, 640x684, image.jpg)

looks like she wants to be a model now

No. 255807


No. 255809

where'd you find that out?

No. 255811

Read into the comments

No. 255813


aw she might only make it because she's got a manly face

No. 255830

Ngl she looks good here

No. 255831

Ok but she doesn't actually look like that so?

No. 255832

Nah they aren't real.

No. 255835

Looks to me that she went back her natural eyebrow color. I knew all this time she was using dye and she claimed that they were her real ones lol.

No. 255837

If I'm not mistaken this bitch is a malnutritioned "vegan".

Aren't vegans supposed to not dye their hair or wear certain clothes? She doesn't seem very dedicated about it.

No. 255839

I think she's mentally retarded.
And eyeroll @ the whole ~I'm an alien lel look at me special people tell me I'm an alien beauty a creature out of this world~. A lot of inbred looking uggos with Peter Griffin features jump on this train. Real alien beauties are otherworldly and ethereal with unique features, not tards with beady eyes and a witch chin.

No. 255841

How would you know if she is mentally retarded? I smell a self post.

No. 255843

You caught me. I just wanted to be an anorexic Spoony guise :P

No. 255849

I think her newest look is way better compared to all the failed attempts of every single snowflake she tried to be like. Her funniest and most notable phase was the living doll one.

>"I think she is mentally retarded"
Well if you put it that way I don't think she's mentally retarded. But if she's claiming to be an alien then she's got humanity issues. If you're referring to the way she talks someone on this thread already stated that she's half English. You'll have to have a good gander.

No. 255850

You can get Vegan hairdye that isn't animal tested, faux leather/fur.

No. 255851

I wasn't wholly serious lol but thanks anon

No. 255854

File: 1459883606514.jpg (140.02 KB, 640x871, image.jpg)

you're still not cara
try harder

No. 255877

I feel like she's going for the Sasha Vladamirnova look, From my memory she always had thinner lips now she's doing to duck pout. She's always copying someone.

No. 255881

If I remember clearly she tweeted that she had lip augmentation done

No. 255884

Sasha is totally copying of that russian model Alia Gludt or whatever her name was unless the pair of them are copying her.

No. 255886

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Sorry to samefag, but her eyebrows are what remind me of sasha.

No. 255887

Also, she looks like she over did it with slimming her neck.

No. 255888

File: 1459886257876.jpg (14.64 KB, 223x226, image.jpg)

Well on this photo her neck looks the same to me?

No. 255890

Her eyebrow shape are so not for her face not to mention her brows are fake and filled in. I think she would suit smaller brows with her having womanly features.

No. 255893

Lauryn is jumping on the thick eyebrow trend because most instagram women are doing it. So, they are here to stay till a new bandwagon comes up.

No. 255894

Why does it feel like Lauryn is in here spamming the shit out of her own thread to draw interest towards it….

This post specifically >>255837 feels suspect since nobody here really rags on vegans.

No. 255896

She said so herself that she will never come back to lolcow anymore so obviously she doesn't know people are talking shit about her unless one of the anafags have told her.

No. 255897


>she said so herself that she will never come back to lolcow anymore

Hi Lauryn.

No. 255910

She's picking up lolcow info and makeup tips from her new BFF Ember

No. 255911

cos being anon makes it believable that someone is posting a load of bullcrap about themselves… nah im not lauryn at all. i hope someone tells her that she's getting talked about so we can all just have an endless laugh at her trying to stick up for herself.

No. 255912

Just nuke this thread already, she's garbage.

No. 255916


Lauryn, let me just make this clear, I've know about you from the day you first set foot in PULL with your little sockpuppet thread pathetically attempting to try and fluster up e-fame so I'm already pretty familiar with your activity and the way you repeatedly keep going about this shit.
Also I'm a Britfag myself in a location not so far from your own, so I'm very familiar with the dialect you're using. To put it simply, you type very 'British-ly'.

Removing capitilisation from your posts and not capitilising your name doesn't make it any less obvious that it's you btw. The users here may not be able to see your IP to confirm, but bear in mind the Admin can and it's not like he hasn't exposed people before.

Lauryn, just, get a hobby girl.

No. 255919

i don't really don't understand what you're talking about but i'm still not lauryn and you're probably nowhere nearby because i'm from brighton

No. 255927

Stop bumping your thread, Lauryn. If you really want to discuss yourself here, move to /manure

No. 255945


Could be a possibility you're not here, although I see that I was dead-on with being able to recognise you were also a Brit.

I'm still not convinced.

No. 255946

Moved to >>>/snow/115441.

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