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She used to be on Tumblr under the URL's elfbabe and fliora, but she deleted, cut her hair really short and I think she's moved to Finland. Looks like she's grown up.
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Wait, is she the Dakota copycat who made a PULL account and humiliated herself a bunch of times?
Kek, nevermind. She looks pretty good when she's not trying to ape Dakota, honestly
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kek anyone else remember when she was trying so desperately hard to crawl up mila's asshole while at the same time she'd go on pull and talk shit about her. i miss her shenanigans tbh.
you can blame pull for that one, when she had threads everyone on pull told her to do an edgy style instead of kawaii.
she looks much better with her new look here >>44327
Off-topic but holy shit 90% of Emilie Autumn fans (or Emilie herself, she's basically ~"victoriunnn"~ Traci Hines) are just as deserving of threads as this girl>>44327
She looks really pretty here. She doesn't really seem funny though, just a bit of an attention whore if anything, unless I'm missing something?
All I know about her is that she rips off her fans a lot, bitched on Twitter about being "poor" (lmao) among other things, and that her book is riddled with lies and half-truths.
Spill deets, anon
Maybe she's not a 10/10, but it's a cute picture. Even if it's because it's 40% flowers.>>44586
Aww yeah, glad it's not just me.>>44587
Don't forget FUCKING PATRONIZING FUCKING
FPF is always golden. The whole incident that spawned from is a trip
Claiming her family died in a fire (they didnt), freaking out because she thought her stuffed bear was stolen (it wasnt), I mean, I know there's tons but I'm blanking right now.
The current thing is that she took preorders for an audiobook that was supposed to be due 9 months ago and she still hasn't delivered.
I can't hate Enchant though. That album is my jam
YES the suckerpunch thing. And the lady gaga thing. Oh and the thing about how the fact that she thinks pads are by baby stuff in supermarkets is with the intent of infantalizing women. And the thing about how some women who didnt agree with her should have 'their breasts removed' and, and, and uhhh, literally how she can't stay friends with anyone she works with and only has two dancers left?
i have a music friend who lives in L.A whose run into her a few times, and when I asked how she is IRL, he put on a fake british accent and said "Hi, I'm famous, who are you?" it was great
Oh yeah, and the ipod thing, and her obsessive iceaxe stalker who CALLED HER and ruined everything for everyone forever apparently, and how she closed the forum years later without any warning and blamed it on that incident http://asylumplaguedoctor.tumblr.com/drama
heres more links. I…confess she's been my lolcow for a long time
Also, does anyone remember the social experiment girl? There was this girl that made a youtube video bawwwwing about the people bitching about her on tumblr, and then she deleted the video and made a new one claiming it was a "social experiment". Shit was hilarious
(Or does anyone remember when socklessfuck/Victor had an EA blog where he bitched out the SJWs? I miss him a bit)
I agree. I mean, herself aside, her newest album is fucking heinous. I like how she said she'd have a musical out by the end of 2014 on 'londons west end' lolllll>>44641
Tbh if she put out an album like that again I'd drop some cash on it. She was going to rerelease it with the puzzle, (never happened) and fuck, I'd have bought it.>>44645
I can't say I remember this. There's literally been so much that's happened though…
I vaguely remember victor though I was pretty heavy into following the drama. Did he finally baleet everything? I also remember another blog called "snowflakehalloffame" who changed their name so much I lost them. They also made fun of sjw's a lot. Hope they're still around.
And I remember social experiment girl, dear gawd. The muffins/plague rats/reformers are all lolcows within themselves tbh
He baleeted fucking everything. I think there was waywardvictoriansnark and waywardvictoriankhaleesi too, but they were kinda SJW.
You mean special snowflake hall of fame? I think they changed their name to demisnowflake and then deleted their blog later. They were pretty great. RIP in peace.
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Soooo Lauryn has changed a lot.
Good for her.
I don't know I found this picture on her Soundcloud where she goes by the name Lauryn Goulden now.
Her most recent activity was liking Kirsten's shitty Fairy Fountain "remix".
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Obviously this thread hasn't been migrated to /snow/ yet although I'm not entirely sure that she doesn't belong on /pt/ given that she provides wave after wave of lulz.
Well she's returned after almost a year of hiatus and her new schtick is anorexia and sucking Ember and Emily's dick on Instagram.
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Forgot links. https://www.instagram.com/lauryn_lawler/https://mobile.twitter.com/laurynlawler
She's also hopping on the David Bowie hype train hard despite not being born until like 1998.
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Jesus fuck what is with cows having the ugliest goddamn eyebrows imaginable
Not even close to Cara. Hideous.
Now…there seems to be a lot of self-post in this thread. Reeks of it.
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For those that don't know, "Kojirina"/Lauryn Lawler emerged on PULL in 2012 trying to self promote herself as the "next Dakota" under a sock puppet account.
She got caught and absolutely BTFO by the users, and for a while continued manufacturing out these horrifying mega-shooped photos, sometimes literally copying and pasting Dakota's facial features over her own thinking that nobody would notice (picture related).
After a while she calmed down and joined PULL ("Oh it was just a phase guys I was being immature teehee"), and began shitposting regularly alongside the userbase, although she remained a frequent source of ridicule.
One day she went off on one, befriended Mila Mortice and began pulling the whole "URGH! PULL is full of meanies!" bullshit again, but a few months later somebody linked Mila to Lauryn's PULL account which contained posts Lauryn made ripping Mila apart and the pair had this big, dumb (hilarious) fallout over ASK.FM.
Lauryn then attempted cosying up to Kiki of all fucking people and tweeted at her something a long the lines of "PULL is disgusting it deserves to be taken down. They bullied me too :(" after Kiki made a tweet about PULL, but Kiki obviously read the subforums and knew EXACTLY who she was and how she made shitposts about Dakota (see >>44563
and proceeded to tear her a new asshole kek
After that she had this weird gangster phase where she started acting all bling-bling and worshipping Tyler the Creator and "tlkin just lik dis u a waste gash bruv u get me", THEN she moved onto imitating Charlotte Free/Crystal Castles as evidenced in the OP.
After this she vanished for over a year and we all thought she was gone for good but now she's gone back as one of those faux-recovery proana cunt and looks to be imitating Ember note, judging by the…. eyebrows.
I actually think she deserves to stay on /pt/. Her original drama was fucking glorious for those who witnessed it. >>221807
So, how new are you again?
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Dumping some of her old Dakota-phase pics.
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Sweet lord are all these pics the same person?
I see pics like >>134783
and it's like 'oh, she's pretty' but you see these others and sweetener fuckery doo
I was feeling kinda unkept lately but seeing these are reminding me I'm decent looking sweet lord
I'm so sad that more people weren't apparently around on PULL to witness this between 2012 - 2014 because you've no idea how fucking funny it was, especially when she cosied up to Mila and then got #rekt by her when someone forwarded her Lauryn's PULL account.
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The only reason I noticed her is because somebody posted this screenshot to the Proana thread on /snow/ and I noticed her comment.
Seems like Ember is her new object of affection. This girl is scary.
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I have no idea what to make of this girl anymore.
You can tell you're new because Lauryn isn't a snowflake, she's a full fledged cow in her own right and had her own thread on Staminarose and Maxfaggotry and was talked about a lot on /cgl/.
Just a shame that PULL was kill because now evidence of herfuckery is lost forever…. unless somebody fancies hunting through the Internet Wayback Machine.
I hid her threads just like I did with the berry thread. I found her SWF as stalker-ish as Doe Deere's but she always struck me as a desperate nobody.
Other than that - I'm willing to try the milk again. Any more Sauce?
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her brows are actually real it's like irl muppet shit.
I actually think she looks better than spoony
She's less doughy
That's a uniquely defensive comment you got there containing information only she'd be privy too…
Why do I get the feeling that you're Lauryn…
Exactly what I thought too. >>221915
Hey Lauryn, you look like shit.
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After Dakota filed a copyright claim against Lauryn after Lauryn ripped her site's graphics lel
I have a magnificent memory for written/visual information and I do not remember Lauryn ever once stating that she bleached her eyebrows.
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Oh my god you two damn, I lurked for three minutes and she posted some tbt and her eyebrows were thin and light - I guessed, I lightly bleach mine and they look the same. Maybe she's a natural blonde I have no fucking idea.
>magnificent memory of Lauryn
Well let me not challenge your encyclopedic knowledge of this random bitch.
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Bullshit, this isn't a "well I used to do this thing so I guess she did it too!" situation, you CLEARLY stated that she USED to bleach her eyebrows.
Nice to see you haven't changed Lauryn. If have a wealth of respect more for you if you just came clean at first.
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Her backstabbing Mila after she got caught bitching her out on PULL and Mila refused to accept get fake apology.
Oh my fucking god I am not her, it was a speculation not a published study you absolute idiot.
Sorry to burst your bubble.
out of all the things that would potentially bait her into a response, do you really think that would be it? Who the fuck cares about such an offhand comment besides someone as thirsty as you?
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From when she was friends with Mila.
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>also, she so reads this, because now her IG is suddenly set on private
I fackkin' knew it was her m8.
She undoubtedly lurks the new PULL and probably found lolcow some time ago from there.
Okay sorry Lauryn, my mistake, thanks for the correction.
Why don't you just come out already and admit you're here? Making your Instagram private after the thread updated pretty much already cements that you're in the thread reading everything.
You're doing a really shit job of masking your presence. At least switch up your Liverpudlian dialect.
and she's not funny at all????????????????????????????????????
she's a flake
this thread is sad, she fell off the planet for a year and now that she's back she's just jumping on the newest bandwagon
if this is "funny" to you, you must just sit at the pc all day and do nothing with yourself like she does
i actually want to know how she went from thin ugly eyebrows to full thick ones
lawlyn pls tell me
If a cow has a high-volume of quality retroactive drama, which Lauryn does, then the rule is that they stay in /pt/ otherwise we'd be bouncing threads back and forth between /pt/ and /snow/ constantly.
If Mila has a thread here than Lauryn deserves to stay as she was just as bad as her at the time.
Lauryn you really need to stop.
I know you think that non-capitilisation and insulting yourself makes you seem more Anonymous but just FYI Admin and the Farmhands can see your IP and that these posts are being sent from Liverpool so samefagging like this is only going to make them less likely to consider moving your thread seeing as you're providing consistent drama.
Admin is not an unreasonable person and will consider personal requests such as this if you ask politely and explain your reasons but right now you're only making things worse for yourself by samefagging.
Probably the only reason it wasn't moved straight to /snow/ when it updated was because they could see you posting in it and wanted to wait to see if it got any better you know, which is steadily is.
LMAO IM NOT LAUREN GO AHEAD AND CHECK MY IP?? LMAO
Why would you want to keep her in pt, it's only going to feed her ego
like that time she made her own hate tumblr, all of it is for attention>>222120
I can understand this
but she's really not fucking interesting as you're making her out to be
I wish "check my IP" changed font like triggered
does. It's like the chant of the white knights
Yeah, it needs to be highlighted in blue or some shit. >>222422
Ayup' Scouse Anon.
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I am confused by her art, although Tumblr-tier, because sometimes it looks like this…
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And then other times it looks like… this…
The change in quality is far too dramatic for me to not believe that she isn't tracing or heavily referencing from existing artwork.
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Maybe if you add more unnecessary question marks you'll actually be right!>>222126
You seriously reek of newfag, why does it offend you so much if she's in PT? It's not your fucking call.>>222430
What the fuck is this creature?
She looks more like a man when she's so spoopy. Hope she posts more so I can have more lulz>>222437
I think it depends if she has a reference or not. If she's referencing a photo, it looks nicer, if she's not it looks worse. I think that's why referencing photos is normal practice.
last year on ello or tumblr that she made a ranting post saying that she has gender identidy issues.
she doesn't even have boobs apparently
nobody gives a fuck who she has copied of anymore the past belongs in the past
why is it that when you bring her up and you mention what she did do wrong you act like she has a criminal record on her shoulder pmsl
Why do I get that Lauryn is shitposting in this thread furiously about herself….>>222462
is definitely her.
I wish I was Admin so I could see the post IP's…
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I think now she's hopped on the spoopy skeleton trend and is copying Ember.
Also stop putting a fake email on all of your posts, you can see them when you hover over the Anonymous tag, jesus christ.>>222473>>222470>>222469>>222468>>222444>>222445>>222433>>222431>>222428>>222422
^ are all the same person.
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How is it that after all these years you're still this stupid.
Emails entered don't actually exist but are of the .co.uk variety and the second one is named "email@example.com" referencing David Cameron so they're almost definitely British.
Typing style is the same as Lauryn's as is the general modus operandi of "I kind of don't want this attention to hurt my reputation online so I want this moved to /snow/ but I kind of like the attention being focused on me so I'll keep bumping the thread". She used to do the same shit on PULL all the time.
Oh Lozza babe, why do you not learn..
So glad she's back
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That explains a lot.
Aren't the Finnish considered ugly/retarded by the other Nordic countries?
The only Finn girl I know, surprise, surprise, was a hideously ugly Tumblrite bitch who severed our psuedo-friendship after I made a post on Facebook about the increasing benefits of homeopathy in relation to early cancers.
Idk if they are but yeah most people outside the capital Helsinki are ugly/borderline retarded lol.
Often they have the possibility to look decent but are too dumb to do anything at themselves.
This is coming from a Finnish girl, sometimes I'm just so sick of living in here….
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Fucking preach, anon.
Except there's a ridiculous amount of research and evidence into homeopathic remedies fighting "early" and aiding various illnesses cancers dumb dumb.
>carcinosin and Phytolacca, were found to be as effective against breast cancer cells as the chemotherapy drug Taxol (Int J Oncol, 2010; 36: 395403).
>One trial of 254 people showed that calendula cream worked better than trolamine (a commonly used non steroid cream) for preventing skin soreness due to radiotherapy. A very small trial of 32 people showed that a homeopathic mouthwash called Traumeel S (containing belladonna, arnica, St John's wort and echinacea) worked better than a placebo to prevent a sore mouth due to chemotherapy
Even St. John's Wort is known to aid in helping depression, but I guess you reject this reality because "only muh synthetic compounds can help stuff".
Huh, well I'll be damned I'm wrong.
I mean, I had the name wrong but still. Quick research indicates that there's some pretty wide scale confusion about whether herbal medicinals fall under homeopathy so that's probably where I made the mistake.
Does that mean that you disagree with herbal remedies then though?
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what the fucking fuck do you think this is how she really looks? because she looks so different on this
Who is this mysterious man?
Seriously, looks like some guy in a horrible wig. Maybe it's a wig made out of rat fur?
Sorry to insult your Swedish superiority, but I've visited all the Nordic countries, and to my British eyes, the girls look very similar in all of these places.
Of course there are uglies everywhere, but I'm not talking about them. I'd never be able to guess that Lauryn is half Finnish. With her face and nose she looks 100% British to me.
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I was actually the one who started the thread about her on PULL in my short time there/before I knew what the place was like. I might still have some shit on my HD but I think you've got it all already.
I don't think I've ever seen a cow/snowflake switch gimmicks as fast as she used to. Do you remember when she posted her first alien-baby Mila shoop and everyone on PULL goes "OMG LAURYN UR SO PRETTY NOW <3"? lol
The reason none of us are posted on sites like this is because none of us are retarded enough to make a public spectacle of ourselves in a pathetic attempt to get e-famous.
That's not due to a lack of balls, that's because only the biggest retards the internet has to offer would think it's a good idea to do that.
>>fucking post in public on facebook or twitter if you hate her guts
1. Nobody 'hates her guts' I can assure you. She's too much of a nobody, plus nobody really knows her enough to hate her. We're just laughing at her because she is funny and the things she does and says are amusing.
2. If we went public what if she targets one of us as her next disguise? I don't want an ugly man to dress like me.
PULL became so engrossed in that whole "board solidarity" thing that once they believed somebody had joined their ranks that it was then in bad taste to said person and that they were now immune from further criticism.
It was retarded thinking and part of what destroyed that board.
It's like when that shit with Orange Citrus and the Jessica Nigri thread went down and she locked it, and then when everybody discovered she was a legit cow and camwhore you were barred from making a thread on her because she was an "ex-member".
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Oh my god the ride never ends with this moron.
>I hope this one gets featured on their banner because I love the attention and I'm really asking for it
Is that why you made your Twitter protected and your Instagram private :^)
They're obviously her natural eyebrows what do you want her to tell you.
Either your eyebrows are naturally thick or they aren't. You need to stop asking this.
kek I'm not Lauryn, I'm the person revived this thread, I just think it's silly requesting to know how a person "got" thick eyebrows when nobody can develop them, there's no pill or special massage or cream that's going to make your eyebrows thicker and Anon should be old enough/intelligent enough to know this so idk why she's asking.
Lauryn's eyebrows are indeed overkill though and Groucho Marx is a perfect description.
lol see >>222842
>what I really want is to get on with my normal life
So why on earth did you just post >>222815
Dumb bitch isn't a condition.>Scan my IP address
Every. Fucking. Time.
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>go to log into Tumblr
>this appears as my wallpaper
I shit myself.
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>this entire thread
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the constant alien bullshit ugh
Look, Lauryn and her good friend Lady Gaga were fans since birth, okay? Since birth.
She could always buy her Sharpies in different shades if she wanted to lighten those beastbrows.
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Looks like she changed her hair again
I think her newest look is way better compared to all the failed attempts of every single snowflake she tried to be like. Her funniest and most notable phase was the living doll one. >>255839>"I think she is mentally retarded"
Well if you put it that way I don't think she's mentally retarded. But if she's claiming to be an alien then she's got humanity issues. If you're referring to the way she talks someone on this thread already stated that she's half English. You'll have to have a good gander.
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you're still not cara
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Sorry to samefag, but her eyebrows are what remind me of sasha.
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Well on this photo her neck looks the same to me?
Why does it feel like Lauryn is in here spamming the shit out of her own thread to draw interest towards it….
This post specifically >>255837
feels suspect since nobody here really rags on vegans.
Lauryn, let me just make this clear, I've know about you from the day you first set foot in PULL with your little sockpuppet thread pathetically attempting to try and fluster up e-fame so I'm already pretty familiar with your activity and the way you repeatedly keep going about this shit.
Also I'm a Britfag myself in a location not so far from your own, so I'm very familiar with the dialect you're using. To put it simply, you type very 'British-ly'.
Removing capitilisation from your posts and not capitilising your name doesn't make it any less obvious that it's you btw. The users here may not be able to see your IP to confirm, but bear in mind the Admin can and it's not like he hasn't exposed people before.
Lauryn, just, get a hobby girl.
Could be a possibility you're not here, although I see that I was dead-on with being able to recognise you were also a Brit.
I'm still not convinced.