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>Greg makes a very special video where he imitates his wife by dressing up in Lainey's clothes, screaming and rolling around in garbage. Soulmates!
>Maya breaks up with Lainey after about a day because Greg wanted in on the relationship and she was physically repulsed by him because he's physically repulsive
>Greg attempts to 'debate' nutrition with VeganGains on YouNow by claiming soy products give you stomach cancer (which isn't even true) and his voice gets higher and higher until only dogs can hear him
>Greg attempts to recuperate from the VeganGains massacre by debating feminism with Ragreynolds, who somehow loses due to immediately dropping every single point he makes, making him the only person on the planet dumber than Greg himself
>Lainey gets a trashy thigh tattoo of some baby elephants to represent her children because she doesn't know how to be a parent without making it a constant, unending performance. Greg's new camera bitch Sam apparently drew it.
>Someone in the Onion discord plays one of Greg's many narc rages during his stream
>Lainey accidentally streams part of a conversation between her and Sam, where Sam says "I think he had a crush on me in October" and the stream ends
>Greg 'outs' Lainey as a smol space prince to his family and Mother Onion tells her that if she wants to be trans she should "start acting like it"
>Tempcow shares transcripts from a recorded conversation where Greg admits to having a micropenis and buying a $200 prostate massager
>Sam starts streaming video games with Greg and takes Lainey's desk, saying "we will get you a better desk" when the smol bean complains about it on YouNow
>Greg begins to set up shop on Steemit and D.Tube, possibly to avoid taxes since they use cryptocurrency (which isn't currently taxed)
>Greg releases chapter one of his new hit novel Reaper's Creek, complete with his own dramatic reading that has all the passion of a Microsoft Sam with dysthymia
I probably missed some things since this month has been a dumpster fire.
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Sam and Onion are live streaming on Twitch right nowhttps://www.twitch.tv/onisiongames
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Still gots Lainey's desk
Aw c’mon anon! She has the ‘tism, remember? We gotta be nice!
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he mimics long-dead jokes hoping his younger audience doesnt recognize that he didnt make it up. he's doing the "i can has chesburger" thing right now.
for a long time he was doing the ace ventura thing, which most youngins today wouldn't recognize
I'm genuinely surprised this hasn't been spun into a "she's a slut (that I dumped pls understand) so her butthole was loose" or something totally in line with Greg's middle school tier sexual knowledge.
Have I missed it, maybe? Seems almost too good/obvious to be true.
I don't keep up 100% with temp, but so fat he hasn't seemed to say she's a slut with a loose ass.
Probably because fatbecca backed him up on his claim.
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11/10 thread pic by the way, gj op
"she was absolutely SOAKED" -Greg
"if you're not absolutely drenched your man ain't doin it right, bitch" -Becca
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what's this from?
also bless to OP for this thread, and bless to lolcow for image previews when you hoover. i loved that feature from temp
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sometimes i think onion gets stoned. he looks like he has red eyes here.
im too stoned myself right now to go into it, but i tinfoil that they both have smoked the reefer since billie left. they caved and drank for us on screen.
i feel it in my bones they take the edge off these days.
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sometimes i wish we could do polls here.
i've always been a softie, so recently with all the bullshit greg has pulled recently with patrons, maya, his ma, etc, I am firmly of the opinion #teamlainey
i think she's wising up a bit. she's taking more freedom having drinks with madison. she prob lets loose and enjoys her company because she'll be allowed to talk about her children and stuff.
and with that fun younow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yBLEBfqB9o
(shout out to jeff!) she seems more content to laugh at greg like how we do. like her saying, "i guess i never earned it ;p snortlol" in regards to her not being told about his super cool cult skye and alicia were in. and laughing about "how dare he take my desk tho"
gosh darn it, i just feel like she's close to peaceing out to NM
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has this been discussed yet? blargh captured lainey's younow and this clip is the entire part with greg.
it's pretty milky imo
It was just people
trolling on her yn stream yesterday, it wasn't crazy tami.
She is in so much denial that she really does believes that everything in her life is amazing and Onionboi is an angel. She probably believes that the farmers are the ones that make everything look bad.
She really believes that she is in control and Onion is just helping her 'explore her sexuality'; when in reality we know he is using her to get some teenage pussy
I found this article about unicorn hunting.
It is so fucking creepy how this article perfectly describes Onion and Lainey modus operandi. https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/5055353/what-is-unicorn-hunting-the-new-couples-trend-that-doesnt-always-end-well/
He's so triggered
I think that Lainey actually messages him to come to her rescue sometimes. Maybe she complained enough the day before that he decided to come up and interfere this time. It's so reminiscent of that stream where he comes in when Sarah's on YouNow and he forces her to block Billie. It's creepy how he constantly hones in on whatever people in his house are doing. Narcissism at it's finest.
I added the Sarah/Billie video for posterity.
i agree lainey has often text him to come help her, but im pretty sure in the younow lainey was ignoring his text. she was more engaged with the audience that day, and i'm 100% sure greg was annoyed she texted jeff and he replied and he barged in unannounced
lainey isn't allowed in his studio, i bet she doesn't even dare to knock, he's always interfering in her life. yet she doesn't know wtf he gets up to day to day
also just to mention that sam was in chat the whole time. and posting some comments that could come off as passive-aggressive.
greg never came into the stream to spam stickers and his free spin. i'm sure he was sitting next to sam and encouraging her comments and was able to know what was going on.
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Dan Schneider had a foot fetish yet got the gig for iCarly on Nickelodeon
It's only fair you own up now, Gurggles
Most already know you're a paedophile
I honestly don't think he's a pedophile since he likes feminine looking women, not children. BUT he also prefers younger women which I guess is due to him needing the feeling of superiority which will never happen if he dates a woman his age:
- he's uneducated
- he won't have an easy time pushing a fully grown up person around.
Labeling him a pedophile is probably comparable to him labeling Shane, though.>>486271
Did anyone MAYBE call him a "podophile", making a typo there, and he's blowing that out of proportion?!
I only plant that there due to his involvement with doing that shit Barbie sex scene crap with a 14 year old girl manning another doll while she was drunk
Though that does bring up the funnies
1) Does he mean to imply Lainey's foot face doesn't mean he has a foot fetish?
2)Did someone actually accuse him of having a foot fetish regardless of having proof?
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Im sure that the user base has gotten to be in the teens and 20ish range now for most of lolcow (yes I know that there are older anons here, we're going to discuss you soon enough, no need to reply with "IM NOT A FUCKING TEEN!")
I'm address you twentysomethings first. Im sure your mother is middle aged now. The oldfags and mods of lolcow are middle aged women, you can tell that by the rules page *pic related
>Male posters: Do not announce your gender or post in a "male here" way.
It just has that "bitter middle aged woman" vibe about it
You've had to deal with you middle aged mother obviously, so you should understand whats happening here on lolcow. Has your mother ever given you a gift and then she suddenly feels left out of your life or thinks that you're not using the gift in the way she feels it should be? Mommy takes the gift back or puts limitations or stipulations on the gifts use from then on.
Im guessing the mods, admins, and oldfags felt left out when all the "cool kids" and "fun people" didn't visit them on the main page anymore. It did seem that any milk was being left in temp and not transferred to the main.
Hopefully mom doesnt ruin temp.lolcow.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
It's called an ephebophile.>>486304
Not saying that lusting after young teens is okay, but you can't compare it to lusting after toddlers.
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LMAO how is Lainey not having a bitch fit about this (yet) ?
Its so obvious Onion wants someone new. idc if he says its a sketch. Probably his fantasy in a sketch
yeah this part confused me
we still don't know what the test stream was about
He wants Sam, if anyone watched his twitch livestream last night, Sam broke the chair and Onion was like "aww omg Sam! SAM R U ALRIGHT!" and he baby talks to her, and in the games she does fuck all and Onion boy just whiteknights her the whole round.
it must be how he impresses ladies. Like, I can protect you in the fake gaming world Sam!! I'm a real boy!!!!!!!
Sam stayed on her Twitch last night after the stream was over and chatted with people, whilst being cryptic. She said something like she needs a boy without a girlfriend. Like, da fuck Sam, you thought Onion would be a hassle free sugar daddy. c'mon girl. get them lasik eyes checked
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that eye contact…. he's her daddy now
omg barf im sorry
That would be the best possible thing to happen to Lainey. Ik most here don't have sympathy for her but every day spent with Onion is another layer of toxicity added
Also Sam just may be his perfect match bc she seems emotionally… off. Like another low-empathy type.
I was eating, anon. Thanks. Also the "birthing kids stretches your vagina" shit is an urban myth. Do your kegels and you'll be fine.>>486345
I don't think them doing skits will automatically cause a divorce. More of a correlation thing. Not that divorce gate wouldn't be milky…
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Have fun, everyone! We'll compare bingos next week or so.
Never read lolcow while eating unless barfing is the point.
IDGAF if it' s a myth or not tbh, point is that I hope lamo's transtrending bites her in the ass. Think plain does kegel exercises tho?
This looks like a still from a white nationalist traditionalist porn fsr>>486338
Same, though you just know a divorce would mean an uptick in views. At least for a short while.>>486348
CWC just used to say it in general, I think he held up a sign with it at some point. Sam's definitely in the lolcow-tracking community.>>486345
I hope not, but we all know how this place can get when somebody publicly opposes Greg. Willing to overlook massive flaws.
Based anon from temp, ad verbatim
Here's a full stream from his live gaming convo (and a little more), featuring the suicide convos, china ignorance, minecraft racism, calling women who disagree hideous cunts, all kinds of shit. maybe if people wanna call out time stamps for juicy bits, pls do. i may not keep this public for too long.https://soundcloud.com/lulu-mallick/onision-stream-121-all-kinds-of-nonsense-in-here
they are totally doing it omg fucking kek
a new Billie has arisen, keep up Plain, you have two chicks to skinwalk now lol
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Nice caption lol
Lainey if you're so sure he's gonna "let you go" have some self respect and be the one to leave first. For the love of god.
"When my husband fucks other women, I take action by sharing selfies and vagueposting passive aggressively."
pffft he's probably caught wind half tempcow are paying his patronage.
has anyone got reuploads of onion/lainey recent videos? the amount of rule breaking by posting their youtubes is astounding. i miss archive anon
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She is mostly afraid to have to admit that everything with Onision was a mistake, that everyone was right; and that now she has kids with a crazy man.
As well as that after the divorce, idk how much of her audience will still watch her after all the dirt greg will throw online.
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lots of gymnasts/dancers/cheerleaders do.
probably doesn't help that she's with onion. as much as people hate her here, she's a victim of poor parenting and abuse. i'd like to watch her rise above and speak out against it, personally. i hope she does.
Sarah and Lainey are still friends, I believe.
Sarah pops into Lainey's streams to do her free spin and sometimes give Lainey makeup advice if she is doing her makeup on stream.
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He just posted this.
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Onions deleted tweets from yesterday 1/2
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Onions deleted tweets from yesterday 2/2
What the fuck?
just… everything about hum gets less and less rational… he's finally completely unraveling…. i'm intrigued by, but almost scared of, what happens next..
you can see the full on narc in him because he doesn't have any actual values or morals about anything. his values change constantly based on what he thinks will get him the most support or attention.
he can't decide if being an sjw or a racist asshat will make him more popular, so he swings between the two. he realised that people weren't happy when he said he hated all stoners and wished they would die, so suddenly he just believes in the LAW GUYS, THAT'S WHAT IT WAS ABOUT ALL ALONG!
he has zero actual feelings about the issues he pretends to stand for. his morals change with his whims and need for attention.
didnt u say they should make her "suicidal" doe fam or was that someone else?
onion is the true enemy we mustn't forget
well, yeah. the only people he associates with are those who either literally or figuratively suck his dick (we all know what happens to those that stand up to him) so even though it's bizarre to witness such a stupid, unfunny person see himself as so smart and hilarious, it makes sense when it comes to greg.
although it seems even his discorders are offering fewer and fewer pity chuckles…
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I hope patron anons are ready to infiltrate and leak!
Hooktube of the proposal video, if you use the settings on hooktube and slow the video right down you can see Lainey peeping on them and then collapsing from sight. She's like a ghost.
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It's just Sam's hair
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actually anon i'm pretty sure that's her wrapped in a blanket and then ducking from sight when the camera pans back to sam lmao
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Someone, or multiple people, have kept trying to push that this is hair on both Temp and here. Sarah, dat u visiting the farm again to do damage control?
Thinking about perspective, the other side of her hair would also have to be flapping around obviously for that to be hair. It's a blanket moving aka PLAINEY. Another thing to ask her about on steam lol
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Ahhhhhhhhh… sam sam the hentai yaoi man.
Kek she even wins agendering.
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she looks vaguely like skye to me. where everything is in balance, but there's nothing unique to focus on. i think she's vaguely pretty.
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Taylor's getting sued…>>486556
She used the 'it's a song lyric relax' defense for the 3495437th time
you need to be at least 18 to post here anon.
telling someone to kill themselves is a move 12 year olds make.
The only information has been posted in the screenshot, I couldn't find anything else. But I think it could be something as simple as a speeding ticket. I found the info here https://dw.courts.wa.gov/
I'm not sure about Washington, but in my state you can get public record info for free.
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I'm not sure, because I looked up onion's name too and there was no judgement record on any of his stuff either. He actually had quite a few charges, I feel like at least one must be a ticket.
This is just soooo bad. :(
The dialogue is gruesome,
the acting is just terrible screaming,
the continuity ESPECIALLY is a catastrophe,
the jokes are incredibly unfunny;
really everything about it is extremely bad. :(((
It's not even that I don't like Onion, I feel second hand embarrassment from watching the video…
It's like putting poop on a plate and trying to serve it as Swiss chocolate. :C
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This is what I put into the search pic 1/2
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And this is the results pic 2/2
So it was a traffic infraction
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That forum tweet and pic related are the newest deleted tweets.
Whenever Greg pontificates about "we, as a society" or humankind in general I both want to strange him and laugh in his face. He doesn't know shit about "society," he thought Elon Musk came from poverty because he was born in South Africa, he thinks black people wouldn't spend their money on video games, he thinks every attractive female must be a dumb cunt, he thinks wealthy white people are incapable of having "legitimate" depression or pain of any kind.
The only people he interacts with are people who suck his dick either literally or figuratively, the majority of whom are younger than him and/or have some type of disorder.
lol she was a fat cheerleader>>486335
these screenshots, out of context, look like porn>>486505
really strange how he's holding on to the 2009 style of ~omg so random and homemade~ sketch videos. i guess that's all he knows.
Such a “smol bean” when she’s the biggest girl there is on her squad. It makes me wonder if her insecurity with her size is left over from being a fat cheerleader. Lol
It’s too bad because she clearly had talent here. She could’ve done so much if she went to a normal college instead of settling down with the greasy teen fucker.
The only other person he’s done Death Note sketches with…was Skye, I think he’s trying to go back to the good ol’ days with best waifu.
I’m getting single white female-vibes from this…
It's just a few stray strands on the back of her head. Watch the movement and you'll see the hair falls out past the window frame, which Lame wouldn't be able to do.
I thought it was Lame at first watching the video too, but when you look closely, it's hair. I wanted it to be Lame and was disappointed when it wasn't, but it really is just some of Sam's hair.
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LMAO I know we've talked about this somewhat in the past but his Patreon perks are soooo laughably grandiose when you think about this "man's" lifestyle
>Remain a patron of this level for 12 months and you'll be invited to a fun 2 day retreat/gathering with Onision/other patrons!
So he's prob had his Patreon for over a year now, I wonder how the fun weekend at the Onion mansion went?? Do you think FatBecca ate all the cereal and screamed over the other special needs edgelords??
7 people have this perk, I wonder if we already know who they are :^)
Also it's probably Grease himself posing as his top $250 patron, right?
>Guaranteed invite to annual theme park gathering.
K E K
Highest rank on Discord granted.
>WhatAmI? gonna rise up :^)
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Coupled with this ~nostalgiahhhh~ tweet from onion, sam is swf(ing) lame right out of the [closet] door.
if sam is a troll than she spent far too long to get into that mcmansion. i think her replying to the haters is her "not caring" sense of humour and probably to show greg that she doesnt care what they say - like billie had once proclaimed to greg "i have thick skin i dont care what they say" (or whatever)
I know so many people wanna believe shes a troll but …. im not sure… too many things make me think she could be genuine.
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lainey looking like a damn corpse on younow
+ she has been streaming at inconsistent times
something is up
They put sugar water all over the table and didn't clean it up. Also, Greg lied and said it was just water.
From Lainey's Younow.
Yeah, betting it's from his death note video with sam. She is also upset that youtube didn't send out a notification about her new video "it's stressing me out".
amerifags know what time of the year it is- tax time. Together with the IRS closing in on greg and the amount of debt they can possibly be in how fucked are they with the lack of views? Gregs videos haven't been doing great either
oh christ plain just do something already you pass agg little shit, I'm so over this
omfg lain nooooo see how she's not wearing makeup oh no she is DYING INSIDE, go take care of your fucking children, you retard, no sympathy.
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If she doesn't watch this and get the fuck out, she's doomed. How can she just sit there? He is straight up laughing in her face and everyone knows it.
wtf, man, he is psychotic but she seriously needs to go. Like does she even give two shits about her children, the fuck.
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Oh wow…they really did ruin the table. What kind of idiots don't realise that something that hot will destroy a wooden table? Look at the steam…
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Lainey is fine guize. Sam is just a cameraman… The medium has moved from twitter as per gregs instruction 2k16 to snapchat 2k18…
He’s not even a fucking child molester, jebus!
Papa-Onion tried to discipline Gregma but failed, Gregma was lied by Crazy Tami and her relatives, his sisters still talk to the man.
If he was a convicted sex offender like Greg claims, then you wouldn’t see fb pics of Randy (or Randal) with his kids/grandkids.
I thought we were over this already, most of the time he lies about the past.
I was being sarcastic. Since Grease either reads here all the time or gets someone else to when he's triggered
, I wanted to remind him that he's turning into the deadbeat he so often demonized in public for money.
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Pls play music w image
Greg has a pattern of ending friendships with people then crapping on them with a long video series of how horrible they are. He's already shown that thats what he's going to do to Lainey when the whole Billie thing happened, and he claimed Lainey was being incredibly negative and verbally attacking everyone.
I hope she's secretly collecting evidence of him being a cheating cunt and verbally abusive. Like she videos or records audio when ever he's verbally putting her down, and if he does divorce her and try any shit. She'll have her own evidence and ammo against him. Her videos/audio vs his flimsy words. The biggest difference this time is that Lainey actually has a decent sized following.
He's always screeching about wanting evidence from people that claim he's horrible.
Different anon here,
It’s hard to say,
That “test” stream brought out a different side of her imo… she knew what she was doing, she knew Greg was watching. She played that audio that you can only assume was something her and Greg talked/argued about before. His comment “every time?” Made it seem like she obviously intentionally did this to get under his skin even though everyone else watching was like “wtf is going on?”.
Not sure if I’d say conniving, but I think she does have potential to fight back once she gets out of that delusion she’s stuck in…
Do we really believe she's that spineless and incapable ?
I personally believe she's a snake behind the scenes. Likes to play victim, and pretend to be utterly helpless and weak infront of the camera/people. Lainey is obsessed with appearing "smol", weak, defenceless, child like, innocent and a victim of all things occurring in the world ( sexism,homophobia,rape,abuse,bullying,anorexia,neglect, assault, cheating, heart break, gender confusion, woman's issues,mens issues ect )
I think she is very well capable of being shady, and with the fact that she already got a taste of what Greg has in mind for her. I wouldn't be surprised if she learned from him to secretly compile things against him ( tweets, videos, audio ) I wouldn't even be surprised if she groomed the children to say Greg is mean or abusive. She's been with him for so long who knows what learned behaviours she's gotten from him. Gregma always says she laughs at us "haters" when we say shit. I can't count how many times people say she's smug, or she's laughing at someone else's pain. ( JG, Greg's exs, her ex's )
In short : She's a cunt who indulges in other peoples suffering, and hell yes ! if Greg crosses her (divorces her for a younger girl ) she'll burn him. She'll pull her usual sob symphony and play the ultimate victim card, except unlike Greg she wont have to fabricate bullshit.
I'd be sad if I was a weird snapchat creature too.>>486810
Aren't all convicteds google-able?
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Dropping the new Chapter of Gregma's book
Reaper's Creek - Chapter 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfY5EcfGihE
and for those who can't stand his voice:https://imgur.com/a/I0d9q
She’s smiling, she wants
to be locked in the basement.
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So she actually took a recommendation from one of her tween stream chatters
Does huggles do this too already?
"Thanks again for all of your support :) If you have any questions let me know!"
Does anyone else find it creepy how nice he always is at the end of his messages? It screams fake to me and I don't get why he pretends to be so kind when we all know he's a jerk
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To the anon commenting on this video. Stop it's embarrassing. This is just some cheerleading mom's youtube.
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So does this mean Greg will nevwr bother Shane or Andy ever again? Since they both "stood him up" for imaginary meetings that Greg demanded of them, but were never agreed to?
you could spend $300 a year to get a sad handful of shopped photos of a dusty-looking depressed foot, lurking in a fly-blown, trash-strewn basement…
or you could spend that $300 on a new camera and take photos of your own feet, doing cool things like going outside (and not being cucked)
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"disgusting pickle wrap" is a great euphemism for Grugcock
pic related: Gregma's lil gherkin
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you know who they remind me of? evils and priscilla presley. they met when she was a young girl, he was already famous and took her with him, she ended up unhappy with him because there was no space left for her next to him - she wasn't supposed to have her own opinions and/or hobbies, only the stuff he approved - she changed her looks completely to fit his standards.
obviously, onion is nowhere NEAR elvis level famous, but her not having a personality and having given up all her hobbies (cheerleading etc.) reminds me of that whole situation, her trying to be more like billie to fit into what onion thinks would be the perfect woman, trying to get his attention etc.
i wonder if she'll ever have the guts that priscilla had, leaving him even though there was a child involved.
she barely manages to disagree with him openly.>>486986
she probably faked it to try and kid both her audience and herself into believing that he knows her better then what we've seen in previous videos, hoping the kinky-cage-thing would serve as a plus.
In this video, they show that they're still so triggered
by the foot size/height thing. >"Show them that you're not wearing special shoes!"
It also annoys me that they can't even dress well for their videos. I mean, it's their job and the two of them are always hunting for new teens to prey on, so you'd think they'd want to look their best right? No, Onion is wearing old man PJs and they both show off their dirty socks.
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taylor is still def so triggered
abotu her shoe size. look at the spacing tho when they go foot to foot. pls bitch, the difference is barely there and either your hubs has tiny toddler feet, or you've got some troll feet on ya
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Lainey's Discord going in on Greg
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Lainey only pops in when she needs input for video ideas or selfies. People pay for this
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there's a lot going on in this cap
So many things to laugh at, it's too much..
He must hate having to play a public game like this where he gets royally trolled, but le kids love le Twitch!
holy shit his laugh, it genuinely fucking scared me
he's achieving incredible levels of crazy
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They took a loan out in october.
wouldn't she want to have big feet though since she's a transtrender?
anyway why are they still together? greg doesn't want her and is constantly cheating, wouldn't if lainey wanted to get greg's attention or whatever she would at least try to be something he like and not the antithesis ?
he seemed to like her a lot and be loyal to her (as far as we know but we all knows its onision) when she was more feminine, dresses, flowers, feminine makeup, natural colored hair then when she switched to dyke level he grew away and thats when all the problems begun
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I mean, to me, it looks like Lainey saw how Billie got all the attention from Greg and then decided to wear makeup, start up a makeup channel, dye her hair, etc. to try to get back his attention again.
Cause if you notice, when Lainey and Billie was together, Lainey hardly wore makeup (I think she only wore like foundation and eyeliner, not really eyeshadow etc.), didn't have any piercings, her hair was natural and didn't have her makeup channel.
Then here comes Billie with basically all those features and then Lainey saw her husband try to get with Billie and leave her (Lainey).
So afterwards, Lainey tried to change her appearance to (try to) look like Billie so hopefully Greg would love her again (and we see that it obviously didn't work lmao).
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What video is this from?>>487178
He's done all four things listed there. He publicly mocks Taylor's appearance and tastes and takes out his frustrations on her all the time on twitter, in videos and on stream. Who knows how much worse he is behind closed doors. He's also accused her of cheating with the whole Billie/Maya shit and flips out when Taylor interacts with men online, like with that band guy who had him blocked on twitter. He's also done all four things to Billie, Shiloh and probably the others as well. He should have gotten a "liar liar pants on fire" screen for every single question.
I hate to say it, but Onion's make up looks better than Lamey's.
ikr! ~most honest youtuber~
like yeah there’s obviously a difference between infrequently just snapping at your SO because you had a shit day (then apologizing later) and treating your SO like a human punching bag… but everyone’s done the former. he’s not a buddhist monk.
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she doesnt have an underbite. her lower dental arch is slightly protrusive, but it's not an underbite. either way, it's not hot, and it looks bulldoggy. if she wants to keep greg, she REALLY should do something about it>>487197
straightness isnt the only thing corrected by braces. she needs them. her dental arches need to be expanded.
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that account is a troll but it was triggering
lainey like crazy. after that comment her and sarah froze for a minute before sarah burst out in laughter and lainey was like" doooonnnt…" every comment that accound made she'd squint and purse her lips or freeze for a minute. i think she blocked them eventually cause more obvious troll accounts started posting instead of that one
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Some underbites can be corrected by appliances like bionators or riconators, but those only work well when the bones are still forming (i.e. in children). And children are notoriously noncompliant, since those appliances suck. They don't allow you to open your mouth unless you remove them.
In Lainey's case she'd need surgery, and it would be a long, painful recovery. Her underbite doesn't look THAT bad to me though. It's subtle. I agree with >>487273
that her bigger problem is a narrow dental arch, and braces could correct that. It would need to be braces though, not invisalign, and would probably require a lot of ligature (those elastic bands that attach to the brackets). The narrowness of her dental arch is what's causing those weird pouches beneath her lower lip. Widening her arch would probably go a long way towards balancing out the length of her chin too. It looks to me like she has a weird tongue posture going on due to the narrowness of her arch as well.
Having a proper bite is important for general dental health - it allows you to chew your food properly, eliminates unnecessary wear/breakage of teeth, and prevents things like salivary stones/ear problems down the line. I bet you anything though, Gurg would sperg about it being cosmetic surgery and he "luvs Plainey jus the way they is" and she'd be guilted into not doing it. I wish she would though. From a cosmetic standpoint it would make a world of difference, and it's not even terribly invasive.
Underbites/narrow or wide arches can be hereditary too. Pray for Cloey and Troy, please. Both Plain and Grease have absolutely disgusting dentition.(off topic)
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Was Sarah throwing shade at Gregs Disney villian eyebrows?
No. In all honesty, she shouldn't. She shouldn't get any plastic surgery whatsoever. Don't get me wrong, but she's fine the way she is, even though she's not a looker. Telling her to get herself fixed doesn't make us any better than the gargoyle himself.
She should just leave the gargoyle and find somebody who loves her for being herself. Given her choice in men she'll have a hell of a bumpy road in front of her anyway, worst case scenario, for the rest of her life (with or without the gargoyle).
I don't feel sorry for her and the situation she has gotten herself in, but I don't agree on calling her out on physical features, either. Her shitty choice of hairstyles and colors as well as her poor make up skills are a different story, though.
me reading this
im a poorfag who donates anything i cant sell (but i worked at a thrift store, so i know they still throw stuff away haha)
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Greg rage quit his Twitch stream because of fatbecca.
Lainey is supposed to do a private stream + younow.
Sam is supposedly going home.
So basically waiting on Lainey to find out about this "date".
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Their "date" was going to fucking Red Robin. Again.
Still no Valentines plans.
Some discordfag(s) threw a hissy fit in temp.
Dat's about it.
>>487415>Some discordfag(s) threw a hissy fit in temp.
Can we get some details/highlights? TY
Was it about Becca getting the belt from Greg?
Ur nasty old man age spot is showing, Gurg
So love is over for onion (again)? why is Sam leaving?
No, there's nothing to say. Someone/s was drunk/high and spamming lol.
But it might be related to Gurg freaking out during Twitch earlier.
And some people still think he's a SJW feminist. Ha!
I hope Taylor is archiving this shit for their impending divorce along with the video where he defends domestic violence. You know, the one where he says that "you wouldn't hit an angel" and implies that when someone hits their wife it can only be because she did something wrong and had it coming.
the initial accusation usually really hurts the accused, but it's not like there'll be no investigation at all before anyone is convicted.
what's happening in america right now, the entire #metoo movement and stars suddenly all being the victims of rape in one form or another, must have triggered
this response from him -
i'm pretty sure he's fearing the day of one of his exes posting one of those #metoo posts somewhere on social media, especially shilo and billie. so he's making sure ahead of time - just in case - that his audience thinks of these accusations as lies and cries for attention.
he doesn't have much of his actual audience to loose, but there's evidently enough people who still know who he is and certainly will make his life living hell as soon as headlines such as "#metoo onion-ex now opens up, /brave/ act of defiance towards former internet sensation" surface online.
adrienne basically did just that, sadly, she just did it ahead of this movement that would've gladly destroyed onion for her.
i'm hoping for a comeback tbh, since these days even coercion counts and i'm pretty sure he can't get laid without that.
also, since his audience seems to be made up of former abuse victims, cutters and depressed or anorexic young girls, i don't think they're going to be to happy about that, they're probably right on board with that movement.
Kinda makes me chuckle, because wasn't he always the one to call the cops on his girlfriends/spouse when they're just having a mental breakdown from his abuse. He's always extra about shit :
>Someone gets shot at a con - Wears a bullet proof vest>Wife/gf has mental break down and cries - calls cops>People find out his house address - sits on roof top with gun/ installs security cameras. >Someone calls him creepy - makes video series about how dare they say he's a pedo
I could probably go on, but honestly now that I think about it. Gregma is just about extra and melodramatic about EVERYTHING, and once again is just projecting. He basically is the crazy bitch in the relationship, so wonder Lainey's trying to grow a dick.
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>>487382>mfw they probably never disinfect or wash any of these toys
You think they even got their kids vaccinated or is Onion one of those vaxxtism believers?
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Everything you eat turns into popp, genius. "Why pay all that money for organic vegetables and frozen meat substitutes from Whole Food s when you're just gonna poop it back out again, huh?" See? It's a stupid, senseless and banal 'observation', Greg.
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I wasn't soliciting nudes and semi nudes from teens and tweens, I was saving people with my honesty.
Does he realize how retarded he sounds to anyone older than 15? Probably not, narcs are known for arrested development, both emotionally and intellectually. He's too dumb to know that he's dumb.
and in what world is telling young kids that they should change their diet/that they look like shrek/laughing at how they look "helping them"? it' the eugenia cooney argument all over again.
he's so obsessed with this image he has of himself being a saint, but he can't actually keep up the persona because he's too nasty of a person to not say mean things for two seconds (even in an edited and curated video).
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Sharing the new Onision Speaks vid:
Life after wealthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMLL8X71Pzk
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kek I always love lainey's desperate "I'm not triggered
" arguments as she sits there with this obviously pained expression on her face obviously very bothered by what people are saying. "I just think it's dumb" lol, okay girl.
>>487501>If he cheats on me then there's nothing that I can do about it. If it happens, then it happens. No reason for me to fret! I'll cross that bridge when it comes.
Is this retarded, brain-dead mom serious? There is PLENTY that she can do about it! Gregma could toss their kids out of a window and she would say, "Welp shit happens."
I swear some people shouldn't be parents or reproduce. She and Onion are a prime example. Here's to hoping that they get their kids taken away. They really shouldn't be in an environment where their mother doesn't care how their father treats them. That's going to teach them bad habits and probably teach their daughter to let guys do whatever they want to her.
Well dont mind if I do. I have to leave soon so I dont have a lot of time but these are some of the things she said:
-Gorg's mom massaged her hands.
- Confirmed shes living there now.
- " i lowkey like shilohs music"
- shes ""pansexual ""
Hopefully someone recorded the whole thing. The temp anons are being stupid and think they should hide Sam's stream
temp wanted to keep the stream a secret because they don’t want lame or onion to find out about it and get angry with sam and prevent sam from being willing to say anymore shit about them on her stream. sam deleted the video of the stream immediately after she ended so there is no proof of her saying any of that stuff
something like that
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Sam designed some onion merch
ty love. i hope so too. seems stupid. but there seems to be a split between farmers on mainsite and tempcow.. shame..>>487554
but that is entirely sensible
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the lovebombing begins
Pretty much. Doormat already said that if Gregma cheated on her then she won't fret.
But everyone who knows that she exists knows that she will cry like a baby and write emo lyrics 24/7. The opposite of "not fretting".
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These are the knobs Greg plays with on Twitch. Why are so many of his fans so damn ugly?
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Guys I think it happened.
"Welcome to Olive Garden. I'm Sonia an-"
"Hello, I'm gay."
That took me OUT
I feel this might be referring to when he slept with Billie, Lame probably brought it up again (probably with Onion trying to pitch Sam into their "relationship")
Is poly inherently cheating? No. Did you use manipulative language to get your partner to consent when you knew they otherwise wouldn't? Yes.
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discord drama in laineys server
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Well, with Greg, I think some people might feel trapped. Like, maybe they didn't know he shits on people who leave. Or maybe they think Taylor will tell him, and he'll shame hers as well.
It's super fucked up.
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Thank you so much for posting these.
Lainey is such a bitch. One of them even said that she should just write "as available" or something so people don't get the wrong idea and she still feels attacked and gets defensive. Like, it's one of the perks, deliver it or don't have it in there.
Or, you know, don't add new perks if you can't fulfill the ones you already offer. I always sympathize with her and then something like this pops up and I remember why she's a terrible person.
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>I don't care about money guys I would never ask so much of any of you :(
This is how she treated her highest paying patreon at the time maxieboxie the same discordfag that maxed out their creditcard on younow stream
>if you believe that my patreon is about "having spending money" then you're wrong
this bitch literally wrote "financial independence" as a patreon goal. you lying piece of shit, Lainey. I hate to say this but grag was right about you.
lainey is nothing but a money grubbing, selfish, predatory, condescending, thief of children's pocket money.
can't wait for this pair of jock-stains to finally have their lifestyle match up with their output into the world. shit out, shit in.
Just to add, Lainey streamed on younow tonight and completely trashed the person and even lied stating the person called her an asshole. Kittensplice also called the person rude af.
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Dropping the links to the new chapter of Reaper's Creek:
> dismissive, condescending asshole> gets called on it, plays victim> omg nothing i do is ever enough for you people!> reduces patron’s genuine concerns to “oh it’s not worth it lol”.> that’s beck being rude, not me! (the owner of the discord)
Lainey is just as manipulative and self-centered as Greg. I feel like this hasn’t really come out until the last year? Her “coming into her own” looks a lot like Grease narc behaviour. She's just a spoiled princess who ended up with someone more self-entitled than her.
the amount of grammatical errors in the first two sentences alone are stunning. Nevermind how completely inept he is at storytelling - this shit is literally terrible.
It's so terrible it's almost a talent? Jesus christ
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Sam is still at the McMansion
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Just adding this, He quickly removed it but LC never forgets.
He actually wished death on beck.
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in laineycord, beck is mad at the patreons for giving lainey criticism
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I misread this as "Reeker's Creep" like thirty times. It seems more fitting tbh.
For some reason, I read all of "Daniel's" lines in a Napoleon Dynamite voice.
He gets triggered
when someone calls his sister 'hot' (wonder why?), and the way he describes "Joanna" sounds exactly like himself. He calls her superficial, but the only descriptions he bothers to give his characters, especially side characters, involve shitting on the way they look.
I almost can't believe how fucking terrible this is, and then I remember it's Gurg.>>487711
Same, anon. That's all I can think about while reading this pile of shit. I'm seriously considering marking it up in red, schoolteacher-style, and sending it to him, just for keks. I worried before that it would actually help him improve, but clearly Gregma himself will never let that happen.
I bet he smelled like canned beans and piss when he was in school.
This is Gurgly's attitude towards criticism in a fucking nutshell.
"If you think ONE bad thing about something, you don't like anything about it and hate it really."
Guy has no sense of grey areas or moral ambiguity at all.
And people call him out on this; instead of responding to it, he accuses other people of doing it to save face.
Lately he tries to fake humility by saying "it's dishonest to only say a person is all bad, you have to acknowledge the good too." If he really thinks this, then he'd admit it's "honest" to give him criticism. He's the most insufferable hypocritical little bitch around.
It also goes against his "haters are actually fans" theory. Which one is it Grug? Can you like something overall and not like certain aspects? Can you hate something and still get enjoyment out of it? Or is it all or nothing?
It's easier to remain consistent when you don't lie or make things up as you go along, Grunk.
According to his logic, he owes it to us to admit that he is what he calls a "shadow fan" of Shane's.
sux 2 suck grundle
inb4 twitter poll about the importance of grammar in conjunction to story immersion.
Gronk should take PoopBeck up on her offer. His work reads worse than bad fanfiction.
Picture Gurg in a creative writing class with this attitude.
Mr. Teacher: hands back a D graded story. Gurg you should really have your work peer-edited before you submit it so you can pass the class. Writing is rewriting you know.
Gurg: Implying my work is sloppy? Please stop reading my stories. I don't want you to read them if you think I didn't work hard on them. This is the best way for me to properly express myself. Now give me the A I deserve.
Which would slowly devolve into a shouting match with this retard looking up definitions to try to prove himself right. I'm glad this narc never changes so we can relive these golden moments year after year.
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It must’ve been nice fucking a clone of your former wife, huh Greg? Too bad it ain’t the real thing.>>487695
Probably. Tami liked Skye and was kinda sad that she left Onion, Sam looks like Skye and is the geeky artistic type as well sooo….
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for someone who says his patrons are his "REASON FOR LIVING," he sure doesnt seem to give two fucks about them or their opinions. you'd think he'd try to hide that fact better
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Exactly this. Thanks for realising, Greg.
Around 50:00, she says that she isn't getting any money from them and that she has quite a lot of bills to pay. I wonder what kind of bills she has and if she has any debt.
Sam is actually kinda nice, I don't really want her to end with Greg.
If she really wants him, let her go for him.
But if everything falls apart, let's make sure we'll be there for her to soften the repercussions.
That is the most whiteknight thing I've heard in some time, you disgust me.
also onion is streaming
As of now, other than some speculation on her possible crush on Gurg, I haven't heard anything bad about Sam.
Rereading my statement it may come off as a bit weird. What I meant is, I rather hope she'll be treated like Billy and not so much like Vix.
only bad thing about her seems to be her acting skills, but seeing as that's gurgs humour - i guess it's "purposely bad" … -
(like his grammar lmao)
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Also, Greg told Lainey she looks pregnant in his latest video.
Which is sick considering how obsessed she is about being smol.
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now he has to love bomb both lainey AND his patreons after acting like a narc lmao
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Grease has likely gotten his discordfags to make more sockpuppets, or he's just doing this himself as "work." The profile says it's a backup of "multiple other accounts"… Who the hell would need more accounts to retweet him?
To the pro-Grease lurkers: Everyone knows that he hasn't gained a fan since 2009, it's so obvious whenever these "fan" accounts get made. Like those bought followers and retweets will change anything, lol.
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Here is a mirror of the video he made about Becks comment.
Don't Buy My Bookshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEGmNqxWYlY
now we have another word to trigger
him with :)
can grease please stop using make-up or filters so we can view his content with all HIS imperfections??
No, years. Sorry, should have given a timestamp: 6:50
Also, at 7:11 she says "no matter your age, it can be good for you. You can literally add breast milk to a smoothie that you drink and it'd be good for you."
>It's not about if I use the right there/they're/their. It's not about if I use the right your/you're. It's about the story.
There's a lot of misunderstandings that can come up in a story if you are using the wrong words…
They're over there with their dog.
There's a big difference between too, to, and two.
>People have told me that my books are awesome.
Ho-kay, Trump. You show proof of someone saying that your poor grammar takes away from the story, but you show no proof of people praising your books.
>I don't write books to sell to the masses.
Then give them out for free and don't sell them.
So writing can be an art, and you can throw grammar out the window. If the book is written from a child's perspective, I would be ok with poor grammar or a different style of writing. Look at the book "Room" for example. Poetry doesn't follow grammatical rules and is a form of art. Greg's book isn't art. It's not even interesting and there is no story or purpose within the story.
check the boob nazi thread, the whole "4-7" thing has been debunked
lainey is disgusting
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What a dumb term.
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Greg has admitted to a general discharge, but its been proven to actually be a dishonorable discharge. I've seen in the news recently that the military has rushed to add all the dishonorable discharged they have on their lists to the "gun ban list" because of people like Devin Patrick Kelley, who was dishonorably discharged but because he wasn't added to the gun ban list quickly enough he was able to buy and own a gun and then killed 2 dozen people in a Texas church because he was angry with his ex wife.
I know Greg owns a gun because in a video he made with one of his sisters he takes his 22 pistol to the gun-range to shoot holes in paper targets.
Could Greg get charged with a felony because he is ex military who was given a dishonorable discharge and now owns a firearm?
I hope the authorities in Washington state don't find out about this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45z553H-W9Ehttps://www.cnn.com/2018/02/12/us/gun-background-check-backlog-military-dishonorable-discharge-invs/index.html
>>487906>Could Greg get charged with a felony because he is ex military who was given a dishonorable discharge and now owns a firearm?
He wasn't dishonorably discharged, but discharged originally under "other than honorable" conditions. There's a clear distinction between OTH discharge (which is an administrative discharge, pretty much) and a dishonorable discharge (which is seen as somewhat criminal.)
So short answer: unfortunately, no.
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sage for vaguely OT but I saw this and thought sabrina the teenage witch looking like billie https://www.instagram.com/p/BZtvbYOhvGq/?utm_source=ig_embed
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oh he does these 'im changing to X now' every couple months, we'll be back to "YOUTUBE HATES ME" videos in a week.
also god i hope he acknowledges that video is infinitely funnier than anything he's put out in years (ever?)
…but i know he won't ;)
I haven't been keeping up with onion too well and this video is pretty shocking with how clearly it shows that his mind is completely gone. What the fuck is he even trying to say? He doesn't write books to sell, just for a select audience? So he doesn't even have to check his spelling since it's "artistic expression". And when one of the extremely limited group of people who might be interested in his "book" tell him about his grammar mistakes he tells them not to read his books, even though he just said these people are who he is even writing the book for in the first place? I'm actually really sad thinking about his kids asking him for help with school work. Although I'm guessing he is too narcisstic to even be able to send his kids to school where they might be brainwashed with crazy ideas like learning to spell so your work is legible to others.
He would rather no one read his books than allow an editor to fix his grammar and spelling to make it readable? How narcissistic can one onion be?
He's too proud to admit his grammer is shitty and that he was unaware of how shitty it is.
"Im only pretending to be stupiddd!!!!"
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Dropping Onision Got ANIMATED! (Olive Garden Reaction) Mirrorhttps://youtu.be/WHqS-W7Vs2o
lel, that's a myth perpetuated by boob nazis who don't know shit about other cultures.https://www.popline.org/node/299904
LONGEST mean for a country is 26.7 months. After a certain point the mother is only doing it for their own weird ass satisfaction.
Fave part is that he doesn't understand why the oven analogy is terrible.
No anon, the audience he is writing for consists exclusively of people who won't criticise his grammar or anything else about him or his writing. As soon as you even notice that there are grammar mistakes you are no longer part of his audience and need to gtfo. If you don't think Grug is literally flawless then you're not welcome in his presence (except to give him money, keep doing that).>>487941
Yeah I can't imagine them sending their kids to a normal school what with Taylor's co-dependency/attachment parenting and Grug's inability to deal with any authority other than himself, but there's no way they're going to do it well. Taylor will probably half-ass it while whining about how she's totally busting her ass, and Grug will neglect it for the most part except for the occasional rant about how there is no such thing as bad grammar and every textbook is wrong.
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lmfao i keked so fucking hard when he was trying so hard to open his eyes in that side-by-side comparison
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Samefaging for moar brow action
He wore the mask for a reason. To conceal how hard he was raising them brows,cover wrinkles,cover his ugly skin and lastly conceal them shark teeth.
>Lets do a side by side where you can only see 10% of my face and the brightness it up to the max, and you can't tell that i'm forcing my brows up.
btw, I guess when ever we want Greg to respond or see a video we should just send it to Sam.
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here's a lainey one someone posted in temp kek
I rationally don't understand where he was going with that one. We've all seen >>487970
and so many more examples. He may be getting botox or whatever, but to sit there and deny he has that very….very
visible wrinkle is delusional even for him.
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Doesn’t the blue bar imply that he’s watched all of them? LmaoO
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Sam seems to have moved her desk from Onision’s room to her bedroom
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hope u dont get banned for namefagging again even tho its not really namefagging (its the subject bar)
anyway plz enjoy lames amazing valentines make up she did yesterday or whatever
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>>487895> Lainey is disgusting
agreed, anon. she just gets off on the feeling of SOMEONE sucking her saggy udders
"what do your mommy and daddy do, trot?"
"…. i don't have a mommy, i have a genderspacial parental unit. and my daddy…. he's…. he's the world'smost honest youtuber"
i guess weight was one thing,
but other than that she has been talking about retting rid of her breast altogether, because "trans" etc.
oh! she obviously can't do that or take hormones while she's still breastfeeding.
but she's gonna do it, lads! aaaaaaany day now, she's going to go through with it!
because she really is trans - just you wait.
she's not just going to keep breastfeeding until the whole trans-thingy dies down and everyone forgets about her and onion. s/
troye and chloe will suckle on them saggy tits until that very day.
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Seems like he's quit Twitter, any bets when he'll be back on his main? I guess it will give him more time to actively sperg on his sockpuppet accounts.
He seems to have forgotten he streams his twitch channel via twitter in the hopes of that elusive partnership. I wonder how he'll navigate that little obstacle. 10/10 onions back on Twitter if not today then tomorrow.
It's all semantics.
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I would sage if I could. Just felt the need to share my comparison too!
Sorry for samefagging, but since stuff from temp dont really find its way to main, here is the video about us, his haters.
(or did I miss something and you guys dont want to see this stuff?)https://hooktube.com/l3Z9C6XQ0JQ
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Onion is "taking a break" from twitter but he has to let everyone know he's triggered first
Yeah, if his words were trustworthy, I'd say there's a little less trash on the internet, but unfortunately he never keeps his promises…
I bet it's a repetition of what happened to his UHOHPOOP channel: He stopped rating girls but then returned, proudly telling everyone, that it's unimportant what OTHER people think, since it's only important what HE thinks and WHICH intentions HE has (which OBVIOUSLY is helping said peeps to gain self-esteem by calling them Shrek…)
Funny how he chose to react to the one aldii video that didn't really challenge anything about him. It was just pure comedy. He could have reacted to:
>the video that exposed how he's not really "struggling to survive" >the video that showed him gaslighting others>the video that showed how he downplayed fucking Billie initially by saying he just "cuddled" her>the video of him "joking" about leaving Taylor so much that she ended up crying
But nah, he chose the easy one to react to. Fucking pathetic.
he still hasnt posted on there, unless he's been deleting. im kind of shocked.
oh well, whatever.
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I think there were some misunderstandings over onions schedule, this is what was published via patron I believe.
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lainey got noticed by the newly 18yo blue haired girl who shes just tryna SLIDE INTO THOSE DMS
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What is that in her nose?
Gurgles Video about why he left Twitter.
Its all about growing up and admitting when you're wrong guys!https://hooktube.com/watch?v=EPINdb0ZcM4
Just like that time he quit fapping to hentai!
He hasn't deleted his Twitter account so this is delusional.
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Those moments of "extreme happiness" he mentioned in >>487915
? Something tells me those involved Sam.>>488157
I'm assuming this is in response to this post of hers, but I can't find Laundry's comment since there are a metric fuckton and my computer gave up on loading them all.
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>>488179>"I care about Naruto more than I care about God."
I really don't think he was being ironic. Naruto is highest on his pecking order. Sorry Lainey!
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Lolololol how salty is onion that no-one gives a fuck that he left Twitter. Has to come back just to point it out again.
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Forgot I had this - good lil jab there from Jaclyn.
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And I think it's hilarious that aldlii's videos get on average less than 10k views (a crime really), but Greg "reacts" to the latest one, then that vid gets over 20k views. And gets noticed by Nerd City. There will never be a content cop on onions dumb ass, but a nerd city one on the pair of them would be dope.
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real subtle there, onion.
He does things that would fool himself, so he thinks it fools everyone else.
Hes basically the child whos behind the window curtains during a game of hide and seek. We all see him but hes smug in his thought that hes found the best hiding spot.
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Bug flying out of Lainey hat during stream
JFC i'm fucking triggered
. this bitch is gross. did she not notice it or??
yes that's exactly what I wanted to say but couldn't figure out the words. Its not typically normal behavior, so it's more painfully obvious its his sock puppet. LOL. >>488259
GROSS. How does a bug get trapped in your hat, let alone a flying one??
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sam left the household, most likely because of her streaming and lainey not liking it
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New video! Lainey tries on kids clothes.
If she was trying to look smol, she failed.
And she's was probably trying to ruin the clothes so she didn't have to wash them. Just throw them away and buy more. Just trying to survive, you know!
What the actual fuck is the shit in the corner of the room? The carpeT is covered in dirt and there are bottles of…food dye(?) carelessly on the floor within reach of Cloey and she's seen playing with them. Could be a choking hazard.
I feel so bad for these kids. Their mother was far too young to be a mother and was so isolated that she had no help from experienced relatives and their father has probably never touched them.
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lmao plain is so obvious
no wonder greggy was sad
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My spouses negativity made me lose my best friend
video when, Greg
This is probably exactly how the billie shit went down all while at lameo claimed she "loved" billie. Like how is anyone going to like someone who is constantly glaring at them and talking about them behind their back to their husband probably spouting lies in hopes he will kick her out.
Im surprised onion gave into lameo's demands. He got cucked by a foot yet again lmao.
It'd make Sam miserable long term. Lainey is already miserable; she just has rare times where she feels like she's won and is smug about it.
Anons, you better check the moments for tonight's younow. It's kinda juicy.
People were saying how shitty Lainey is for sending Sam home to an abusive home (much like the Sarah situation), and Madison said she could seek out a shelter for abused women.
Someone pointed out that Madison had DV charges against her lol
Prediction for the next part of the Sam Milk Saga:
1) Greg mopes and acts sad, maybe makes some videos about the importance of platonic friendship/how bad controlling spouses are.
2) Greg starts to throw out bits and pieces about how Lainey's "anxiety" and "depression" are negatively affecting his life and how he isn't allowed to be happy (this will work well, because while she is right to worry about her asshole husband cheating, Lainey's whole brand is about how awful she is to be around and everyone knows it). This part will probably include the video mentioned above - I Lost My Best Friend Because of my Spouse's Jealousy or whatever. He will use it as an "inspirational" message where he says not to let anyone take away what you love/enjoy etc.
3) While he is working on this, he will be trying to earn more money. Since Lainey is the main breadwinner in the household currently, he really needs to up his game. Whether this is more controversial content, or just uploading more often, or begging his tween Patrons to pay him more as he is "struggling to survive", he needs to be more financially stable to leave cashcow Lainey.
4) Once all the groundwork for him as an "abused spouse" and Lainey as a grinch is laid, he will leave her and make a black and white video from a hotel room about how hard he tried, how much he wanted to make it work, but Lainey was negative to the point that he could no longer handle it. He'll say how it started with Billie and Lainey never got over it and would bring it up and hold it over him all the time, and then he wasn't allowed to have any friends (even though he was obviously tryna fuck them) and he couldn't live like that. As everyone has already predicted, and as he tried to do during cuddlegate, Greg will immediately sign away his parental rights and leave the kids with Lainey. I think she will also get the house, but he might make her move back with her parents.
5) As always, Greg will go right to the new girl without even a day's break. Sam will be at the hotel with him and they will both claim it's just as friends and then after a week or two it'll be like "and we just fell in love randomly, wow, how perfect!"
We all know Greg has been looking for a way to leave Lainey where he still gets to play the victim, and this is perfect. Especially since Sam hasn't done anything that they can villainize her for, and since the Onions always need to make someone the villain, I guess it's Lainey!
So the YouNow blabber had a direct effect on how Plain and Grease behaved towards her… It's almost like they banded together at that moment, after weeks of not seeing each other. Sam did say that all they talked about before was YouTube analytics and haters lol.
They really act like middle schoolers, whispering about Sam's stream. They are grown ass people older than her.
Yeah, she's such an angel though, said she was grateful that they paid for the ticket and that they could have gone cheaper and made her trip take 10hours but paid more for it to be more comfortable for her.
I really hope her situation gets better and that she forgets all about the greaseman.
Please provide context, links, or caps.
Tempcow may be down but global rules are in effect. No live blogging about the streams, however you are free to recap and transcribe videos.
The non-custodial parent pays support, even if the custodial parent makes more. They might not have to pay much if they don't make a lot, but they pay something.
And you can't completely waive your right to alimony in a pre-nup with no legal counsel. This is what her dad was telling her: she was 17-18 when Greg made her promise these things, she had no lawyer to explain her rights to her. The "pre-nup", written by Greg, not approved by a lawyer, and probably not even legal, was not explained to Taylor by her own attorney, which Greg was obligated to provide for her. The whole thing is moot.
Why though? Why was Greg okay with you leaving if you were friends? Why is Lainey dictating who can come to the house now when a few months ago she wasn't even told that Beck was coming?
The control pattern is changing and it doesn't make sense
JK, this isn't Sam. Fuck all of you weird obsessive fuckheads, though. Except you >>488358
I hope you have a nice day :)(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
Sorry for being slow but how is “spooky” associated with the onions? A discordfag?
Either way, expect an influx of them trying to shit up the threads as long as temp is down atm…
Madison: I've actually been to jail myself
Guy: Do you mind telling us what for?
Madison: Honestly I went for assault and domestic violence
Madison: I came home, my fiance was with another woman… and I kinda didn't handle it very well so
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onion was mentioned in Sorrowtv and slazo's new video. I think he was mentioned in one of their r/ imverysmart videos too. Lw wondering if it will get taken down, but YouTubers reporting on his actions don't seem to be getting striked by him lately.
im thinking this was caught in moments..>>488368
As she said, she and Greg feel "super close" right now, aka he lovebombed tf outta her to distract her from her anxiety that's telling her that Gronk has an obvious crush on Sam. She also said "feelings aren't truth" when someone said Sam feels she was forced to leave bc of Lame… smells like u been gaslit lame-o>>488369
And when someone brought this up lame said it was "silly"
She was so snarky about it too. I don’t get how delusional you have to be to continually make “the other woman” the bad guy over and over instead of YOUR man who keeps bringing girls in.
She’s going to treat Chloe like crap if she’s prettier than Lame (which is very likely)
"Why i quit Twitter" 2/15/18
Hey there, uh… real quick I wanna talk about why I quit twitter. But before I get to that I want to address a few things.
Life is about growing up for me, it's about accepting when you're wrong or when you've done things that are kind of like immature or really just not great.
I have been hiding users comments for a very very long time. I say hiding users comments because thee used to be a block like on youtube you used to be able to block people but now you just hide their comments.
Um, I guess that's so you can continue to get views on youtube but you don't have to put up with people or looking at their comments anymore. But my question is, and I've asked myself this more recently than ever but why am I so afraid of peoples opinions?
Uh, what people have to say in the comments…on twitter I blocked 1600 people laughs If I knew someone else who blocked 1600 people I would say that persons in denial. Uh that person laughs that person needs to look in the mirror and say "hey, maybe it's you. Maybe."
And I've been doing this for along time I've been placing the blame on.. uh alot of other people um… most everyone but myself in alot of cases. Not all cases , alot of times I do accept the blame but in many cases I do put the blame on someone else. And even if the blame is on someone else, that doesn't necessarily help me, to blame other people. Because I can't change other people I can only change myself.
So I've unblocked 1600 people on twitter right now, uh I believe there's zero people blocked right now. And I've also unhidden all the users on onision speaks.
[ he then apologizes for hindering freedom of speech yadayada ]
The reason I am no longer posting on twitter is, I ran a poll. I delete a lot of my tweets just because they don't get alot of likes, and if a tweet doesn't get that many likes I don't see why I'm wasting people's time on twitter when they don't even like my tweets. So the poll didn't get enough likes so I deleted it but when it was active, the poll asked "Is twitter a total waste of time" and the majority of people said that yeah twitter is a total waste of time. So I don't see the point anymore.
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On a real stream news video.
I just can’t get over how bad this is. The concept, her daughter sitting in the corner watching.
It’s sort of creepy how silent her kids are. >>488356
Sam doesn’t talk to us like this.
Overview of Sams twitch stream:
Note: it was worth watching, holy shit.
Sam streamed while temp is down.
People asked about Greg kicking her out, she basically implied it was all Lainey’s doing.
> “This is a slippery slope… and it started with a desk.”
> “I missed out on something very good for me. But the more I look at it, the more I think, “how much effort did I need to put in for it to not be a problem?”
> “When I’m at my happiest, I just know something bad is gonna happen.”
> (referring to where she is now) “You guys think that house was unstable, you should see where I am now, I’m glad to be home alone.”
> “I felt like I annoyed Greg so much by just sighing all the time.”
> “I have bills and I’ve been living off of my savings for… four months.”
> “Whats fucked up is I made a Laineybot design, the last thing I made, and it never got submitted..” (Talking about commission work with the gurgles)
> “I was in Gregs stream for 5 minutes and I couldn’t stay. He said something about being happier the last few days, its fine, whatever. I’m glad he’s happier.”
> “Maybe I should become an alcoholic, get tattoos, and become problematic.” (After people tell her Lainey talked shit on stream?)
> “THINGS WERE STOLEN? You guys wanna see what kinda makeup I use?!? EYELINER? Honey, whens the last time I used eyeliner?”
> “I LITERALLY… shit had gone missing?!”
> “The last two days I was there I didn’t even eat, I stayed in my room, I gave them their space (Lame and gurg?).
> “I have literally streamed nothing but nice things.”
SAM IS TRIGGERED BY LAINEY SAYING THINGS HAVE GONE MISSING LIKE SHES FUCKING HEATED RIGHT NOW
I wish temp wasn’t down.
> “No, no. I’m super open about everything and it fucks me every time.”
Y’all she’s pulling out her makeup to show us that she doesn’t have Laineys shit. HA I LOVE HER.
> “I CAN STREAM WITHOUT DOING MAKEUP. If I’m so fucking vain to steal makeup you would know. Yeah?”
> “I could hear them talking about me in the other room, my last stream there, talking about a dream. I could hear them saying ‘Oh she’s probably talking about us.’”
> “I can not fight for somebody who does not want to like me. I can’t.”
She’s crying I think, like genuinely upset at Lainey’s behavior towards her. Greg too honestly.
> “Wanna see what I took with me?” holds up granola bars
> Day 3 she was there, Lainey said they had hot topic cards, sam wanted to hangout at the mall and try to bond but was scared, hoping Lainey would ask her to hangout, thinks things would be different if she had asked.
That's all I really got before I had to go.
It wasn't Sam's problem that onion took laundry's desk.
Sam did talk about a dream on the last stream before she didn't stream again, she talked about having a dream about Lainey and onion at separate times, fucking creepos over hearing. I doubt they could hear I really think they had people report back to them.
this makes sense tbh because lainey was particularly smug/manic during her stream on v day :-/
she was glad to see sam go so her smol prince self esteem wasn't affected anymore
the whole thing is right here. It's the 3 hour one>>488388
There were so many subtle jabs made at her by him, he's put her down a few times over the smallest things. The whole talking about her in another room is so weird and creepy to me and just reminds me how abnormal they are. And feeling like she had to stay in her room and not eat to give them space? Way to make a guest feel welcome.
I can't help but compare gerg to shane dawson, who treats his camera man like an actual friend.
> “Maybe I should become an alcoholic, get tattoos, and become problematic.” (After people tell her Lainey talked shit on stream?)
That feels like a dig at Lainey to me, she's been openly drinking a lot more lately, getting tattoos and is generally problematic
. I mean I'd be bitter too if I was in sams position too. But I wonder if maybe previous tinfoils about Lainey letting loose and drinking more whether Greg likes it or not is true.maybe Lamo drinks at home now.
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Uh, what? she still only has 3 videos there. pls upload if you still have access to it.
Shane Dawson is the complete opposite of Grease in every single fucking way. Which is weird because Shane triggers
him so much. I wonder if he thinks that he's like Shane… at all.
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In her defense, Plainey can cockblock cause it's her husband.
However, she needs to make up her mind on if she truly wants to be poly or monogamous. She keeps flip flopping and confusing everyone. She dug her grave and now she doesn't want to lie in it.
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Tinfoiling that Greg is really super heartbroken about her leaving and has been crying about it. His eyes look red, he’s acting OTT and bizarre which leads me to believe that he’s desperate to prove he prefers Plainey instead. He always acts a lot different when it’s not an amicable break up. He’s also been uploading a ton of garbage and putting a bunch of garbage on top of his streams on his gaming channel. I think that he was hoping to slowly convince Plainey that she loved Sam too.
dif anon but I'm watching it rn so figured I'd do some timestamps as I watched for semi-milk and transcripts. Got kinda long:
>05:23 - "what did I do? because it seemed like just me existing was enough… that's what he [greg] said">16:01 - "I missed out on …something very good for me, but the more I look at it the more I think, how much did I need to do…how much effort did I need to put in…for it to not be a problem?">13:47 - (chat asks if sam is ok) "I am on a countdown right now… I am on a timer and I am freaking out mentally. I need to recount the past month and figure out what I'm gonna do" >18:33 "lets just say, not even 10 minutes after I met the people here, I was told that I am not welcome. so..my mom did a very stupid thing before I left. I can't say, but she did a very dumb thing before I left.">20:50 - "I haven't had anything stable my entire life…since I was born I've been bouncing around location after location for a very very long time">left home at 18, currently staying with relatives but unstable environment>24:59 felt nice being with gurg and lame because it was the most stable situation she'd ever lived in
(sidenote thats legit really depressing…the grease mansion seems like anything but stable)>26:08 "you think that [grug and lame] was unstable, this is unstable. this is like me defusing a bomb with wires type unstable. I'm lucky to be in this house alone right now. I don't have anybody.">says if she doesn't figure out a living situation she'll have to work 2 jobs to barely afford an apartment>28:51 original plan was to put a patreon with reward tiers where you would get "a sketch or a drawing" for pledges but now "it doesn't look like I can do that"
[because she left the grease mansion?]>34:20 "I sighed so much when I was there. I felt like I annoyed greg so much by just sighing all the time.">40:30 (asked if she's making money from the shirts) "I don't know, I don't own the account so I don't know if I'm making money from anything. What's fucked up is I made a lainybot design like the last thing I made, and it never even got submitted. And I can't even view it because it's in a program that's more updated than what I have. I can't even use it unless I buy the updated program.">46:11 "I was in his [greg] stream for a couple minutes but I couldn't stay…I don't know…he said something about being happier, either being happier for the past few days, I don't know. Whatever. It's fine.">49:50 (in response to Lame saying she's been much happier) "I heard…I heard… I don't know what I did. Maybe I should like become like an alcoholic and get some tattoos and become problematic.. Nevermind.">52:01 "When I was 18 I was so desperate for stability that I was going to join the marine corps[…]because I thought it was the only thing I could do[…]but things led to a point where I couldn't stay long enough to go on my ship date." later problems prevented her from joining the AF or any other branch.>55:40 gets really triggered about Foot's things being stolen "WHHHAT? Honey, when was the last time I ever used eyeliner? I got a few things to say about that and I don't even want to. That makes me want to like, cry.">56:58 "The last two days I was there I didn't even want to eat, I spent all day in my room, I wanted to give them as much space as possible. I like, didn't want to eat. Literally, in streams, nothing but nice things.">58:34 (chat says 4 eyeliners went missing) "I'm about to take out all my makeup, and we're about to go through all of it" gets makeup bag and shows its all drugstore brushes, mascara, free samples, gifts, and a drugstore setting powder/eyeliner from 3 years ago. "this is all my makeup its like free samples and avon, like what the fuck">01:04:19 REAL triggered about makeup, says in every stream with greg she wasn't wearing makeup.
tinfoil: this accusation happened before or she's anticipating greg is gonna role with it and twist the facts like he does with all ex-house dwellers to smear her online so she's freaking out>01:06:18 "I could hear them, talking about me in another room during my stream, the last stream I had with Greg, I had pushed to talk because why not [..] the subject of a dream came up and I wanted to tell it [..] I was laughing, and I could head them saying 'oh, she was probably talking about us' like…oh my god.">01:08:45 "Let the hate go? There's so many things I'm not saying, out of respect. But saying I've STOLEN SHIT is a good one. Like you guys don't already have a problem with things going missing in your house.">09:45:40 shows what she "took" from the house with her- a couple of of granola bars. Apologizes for it sarcastically. "Greg gave me two, and I took more. Because I like them a lot. And they taste good. And they remind me of there. I'm so sorry.">01:11:18 "Day 3 I was back there, they had some hot topic cards and they were like oh they expire today, I wanted to say we should go there and hang out but I didn't say it, I don't know why, like I was too shy to say it" regrets not asking, hoped they would ask for her to go along. Things things would have been different if they would have asked. "There was a time when we were talking, and things were nice, and I was really happy."
[tinfoil: seems like such a trauma victim response- being blamed/gaslight for something she didn't do (stealing makeup and baby clothes) but immediately blaming herself anyway and beating herself up over something she could have done differently when the sad reality is nothing she could have done would have changed their fucked up treatment of her]>1:12:01 says she put in effort to conversation and to put in her two cents and felt really happy about it, but while she was really happy she was also really anxious>01:15:25 onision subscriber animation comes up of grug going "boob squeeze" and Sam angry laughs: "Fuck you! Why do I even have that still..">01:19:04 "I feel bullied. This feels like highschool, fuck highschool man.">1:30:20 "he [greg] did make a joke about being able to squeeze cheese out of his face and make a pizza">1:34:04 "I almost like want to throw up, the amount of times I drew them. Two years ago, too. For fun. I took time to do this for fun and it makes me want to throw up.">01:35:05 "Did you get anything for your labor? No."
[Confirmed: Sam was working for free and grug is a cheap asshole]>01:35:42 "You ever like…I don't even want to make this analogy. You ever like have someone treat you really well when they're around you.. but around other people you're like, the worst?" >01:37:00 says she had to leave because of a "culmination of things that just added up to: my sense of humor">1:42:20 Talking about how its better to be honest than nice and she will laugh at jokes even if they're mean because they're funny. "You know, when someone was recording a video about…something…I could hear them BURST out laughing. Maybe I was in the video. But I just, I don't know if they cut it out? Maybe they did. Maybe it's better to laugh about something in private.">keeps repeating "is it better to be honest or nice?">01:46:00 "I was treated very well, I was treated better than I have been treated in a very long time. I was very happy. I was very very very happy… but the happiness of others, or lack thereof, put me on edge.">02:04:57 "Sometimes like, when you meet people you admire, they aren't what they're cracked up to be. And they're not going to be how you expect. Sometimes when you meet your idol, you won't get what you want.">02:09:25 "I was wearing the cosplay and I loved it so much, and in the middle of talking serious he [greg] was like 'why are you wearing that' and I was like, itching to hear what he has to say, I'm like 'what, uh' so I'll like take it off [..] if it bothers you so much [..] I was so bummed out because I had to hear everything wearing that costume but I really liked wearing it [..] I hate associating things I love with horrible things.">02:19:20 said she thought of so many video ideas she could have done with Lainey, like doing "masculine makeup looks" and stuff like that but footface never wanted to. said she "really wanted to do videos together" just for fun, not even as a business thing>02:21:20 brings up again that her sense of humor was a point of contention "I just wanted to laugh about things, I just wanted to have fun [..] but, no."
my audio cut out so I couldn't get the last 30 mins or so.
this was really sad to watch and further confirms that greg preys on girls with unhappy home lives and poor/unstable financial situations (Shiloh had a chaotic relationship with her parents, Footface supposedly coming from an "abusive" household, how he "saved" Billie from having to work a min wage job and dead-ass asking if she lived paycheck to paycheck, trying to lure girls out by offering them jobs to film and edit… it's all a pattern)
tl;dr - impression I got from the whole stream was that Sam's leaving was sudden and unexpected, probably on bad terms with footface, and Sam viewed being at the Mcmansion as a way out of being stuck in an unstable living situation & forced to pursue a traditional career (her whole family works in the public sector) that she doesn't want to do. And is beating herself up over thinking she ruined the opportunity, when it wasn't really her fault. Repeatedly hints that her "sense of humor" was the reason for upsetting lainey and getting the boot.
Someone PLEASE tell me there's video of Lainey saying her makeup is missing.
I feel so fucking bad for Sam. Not only was she treated like shit by her idol, she was sent back into an abusive home. Lainey is such an ugly, contemptible bitch for, once again, blaming anyone except her unfaithful husband.
How many more younger women have to be humiliated on camera before they realize how fucking creepy and predatory Greg and Lainey are?
Thank you for the transcripts.
This one statement stuck out to me.>You ever like have someone treat you really well when they're around you.. but around other people you're like, the worst?
I can see Greg and Sam laughing and palling around most of the day, but when dinner time came or they all sat around to watch tv together Greg would flip a switch and become cold and pissy to Sam because he knew if he continued to be jokey and happy with Sam, that Lainey would start with that whole (and very well deserved) paranoia she had with Billie and Greg always excluding her. You'd eventually go crazy being treated like that. You're Gregs best friend for part of the day, and then suddenly a repulsive pariah once Lainey sidles up to Greg.
I think the whole attempted relationship/friendship with Lainey and Sam started on the wrong foot. What was the first video Sam did with Greg? It was the 10 Things I Love About Laineybot, which was just him roasting the fuck out of her. Im sure during the filming of it Sam and Greg were laughing their asses off about the Lainey insults, and Lainey just smiled and pretended to go along with it, all the while planning the great stolen eyeliner and sweaters heist.
realstream news or whatever their name is has >>488337
>>488341 parts of this on their channel. lainey says she found her eyeliner or whatever the fuck it was.>>488339
yeah eyeliner, but didnt mention clothes. no link im going to bed. idk why temp is down but i miss it.
I miss temp too, I wish we had an estimated time of when it might be back.
And watching Sam's stream was super interesting because although she didn't say too much, reading between the lines it's clear that Lainey is the reason she left for sure. What I don't get is why Greg didn't freak out, rant on Twitter, or make 50 videos about Lainey's insecurity getting Sam sent home.
she said alot of shit what are you on about
he's most likely love bombing for his public image
I listened closely to the 1:42:20 mark highlight and I heard her say "Mind you I haven't seen the video." instead of "Maybe I was in the video." Which changes the context of the remark a little.
Does anyone have ideas on what Sam was talking about when she said->You know, when somebody was recording a video about
I could hear them BURST out laughing. Mind you I haven't seen the video. But I just, I don't know if they cut it out? What if they did? Maybe it's better to laugh about something in private.
Do you think she was talking about Greg? But most of all the recent videos he did were with Sam, why would Sam say she she hadn't seen the video yet? Or was she talking about Lainey laughing inappropriately about something while filming a Laineybot vid. It would make sense because when she's spoken of Lainey in the past she's ambiguous and says things like "someone is trying to get me out of the house"
Yep, irlt was very ill-planned for Gargamel to use her as a vessel to insult Lainey. He fucking goofed.
Both stupid Lainey and Greg use their “friends” as weapons against each other. Can you even begin to imagine what happens if they divorce? They definitely strike me as the types to use their children as weapons against each other too.
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Why does she insist on being so aggressively ugly? What the fuck is that shirt? Why didn't she wear something an actual human would buy to advertise her Poshmark? Is she about to retire in Fort Lauderdale?
What I don't understand about this is why she didn't just lay it all out there? She kinda tip toed around the issue and was pretty vague. Like yeah it's easy to read between the lines- Lainey got her kicked out. But Sam never said the reason she was given. We know that she was told she had to leave while still in costume, etc, I just wish we knew exactly what Grease told her.
Also Grease is so disgusting and annoying. He made Sam feel stupid for staying in her costume all day…Really? When he wears those retarded masks all the time and covers himself in shaving cream, he's really going to make a 20 year old girl feel dumb for cosplaying? I would have laughed in his 32 year old man caked up face.
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>>488431>He made Sam feel stupid for staying in her costume all day
While Gronk does his debates looking like Faggedy Andy, and a used tampon.
Here’s the thing.
Because the Onions are greasy. Both of them have flown girls out for their own agendas. So, fuck Lainey.
"I don't control Greg"
>Makes him kick Sam out
She's being blatantly hypocritical too
I wonder what kind of shit Lainey has on Greg.
They've both admitted that when he attempts to leave her she wont let him. Im sure its not just her saying "nope" and him kicking rocks and coming back into the house. Lainey must have some kind of blackmail trump card that she plays when she really needs to.
I wonder if shes walked in on him watching some very VERY questionable porn, or found some incriminating shit on his computer.
On another note:
I don't get why people seem to be so surprised about what happened, it's always the same with the Taylor Elaine (nee Anderson) and Gregory Daniel Avaroe (nee Jackson?) (← search engine trigger
- Lainey and Greg fly in girls because they are bored and unhappy with their marriage and with each other
- all girls have had unstable backgrounds so far, so that they don't know (much) about normal and loving relationships, thus can't compare them to what the Avaroes do
- Greg and Lainey usually try to take advantage of the girls to fly in and talk them into working for free, for housing and food in return (Billie -> making videos with Greg; Sarah -> taking care of children, making videos with Greg; Maya -> making videos with Lainey; Sam -> making videos with Greg, creating graphics; not to forget about Adrienne who gave up her job, helped editing the videos and was supposed to never see a dime from Greg when they divorced if I recall correctly)
- the girls usually have to be sexual partners to both (exception was Sarah because she was 15 / 16, at least nothing is known about that) and therefore be in love with / be attracted to both Lainey and Greg, in order to achieve their "holy trinity" (for Maya was sent home because she only cared for Lainey and Greg felt unaccepted by her; Billie and Sam were kicked out because they fell for Greg and Lainey felt threatened by them)
- Sam has now confirmed that Greg and Lainey bonded over making her look bad / being suspicious about her actions, but I do think (tinfoil here!) it was the same for Billie in the end (not sure about Sarah, I didn't follow that drama, but I faintly remember Greg insulting her appearance)
- it almost always results in the same drama:
* the girls either being kicked out or running before they would be kicked out
* most of the girls realizing that Greg's and Lainey's Internet appearance is different from reality
(at least this is known for Sam (her recent stream), but I picture the other girls as equally smart)
* (false) accusations being made on why the girls have been kicked out
* a plethora of videos on why everything fell apart and why it's never Greg's fault in order to show how
people should feel sorry for him and to lure the next girl in
RINSE AND REPEAT
(hopefully many young and vulnerable girls will find this forum to be able to educate themselves before joining the Avaroes and getting taken advatage of and squelched)
(sorry for blogpost, I would sage if I could!)
You can’t say that gave her a stable environment when a) they kicked her out and b) she was so uncomfortable there she didn’t want to eat or leave her room.
Lainey implied she stole and Greg got annoyed by her several times on stream. She herself admitted they aren’t what she thought they’d be, so it’s not crazy to wonder why she wouldn’t just lay the situation out there and give us the full story of her leaving.
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A new era is upon us.
[[ The Age of Smol Bean ]]
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Didn't know whether to post this in the thread mentioning sketchy ASMR artist Karuna satori, or whether to post it here, so forgive me if it's not the right thread to mention it in, but it seems she is a fan of not only Lainey, but also Greg. She aluded to liking Lainey in a video and recently started watching Greg's videos and commenting. She's known to scam people and cuck her husband, it would be interesting to see if she would be in their trinity. I doubt greg would go there though, she's too old and has 2 kids. Again, sorry if this is not milky enough, but I noticed it because I also follow Karuna's drama.
I am so excited for this new saga. Finally the control master gets a taste of his own medicine.
Greg had been desperately trying and failing to get a new girl since cuddlegate, and even then Lainey being his wife was the reason Billie didn’t want to do anything with him…
He’s manipulated and gaslighted Lainey for SO long that he’s actually created a monster. She’s never going to leave him, and he’s never going to find anyone else as long as she stays….. hows it feel now greggykins? She’s earned her onion title, she’s the female Greg.
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ah yes, anon. what great skin.
Yeah I doubt that would ever happen. She looks like too much like an actual woman.
Also, it's creepy how relevant the head picture is now.
Those kids deserve sympathy for their cruddy situation.
Imagine having Onion for a dad and not getting the choice to escape Greasemansion.
Purely based on their looks, I find both rather average… but it's their personalities that make them appear so incredibly ugly. At least, that's how it works for me.
Given that, I guess their kids will look average as well.
No offense, Anon! :)
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Semi OT as it's another news story? But just hoping that Grunk never ends up like the man in the news recently who knocked up his daughter, I swear it's the caveman's eyebrows - they're pure evil. Greg jumped to mind instantly, let alone Troys potential girlfriends.
Anyone who watched the vid of her cleaning the toy room would have noticed how many times she said things like "oh what is this doing here" "oh here's that thing i thought i lost" "oh i had been looking for this" etc etc etc.
She's such a dumbass
ya’ll had the same attitude about Billie too until she left, lol.
if anyone’s to blame, it’s who this thread about which is onion. for inviting these girls and Lainey for allowing it to happen.
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It's easier to blame someone else than clean, it takes one minute of your life to stream for a few hours where you insinuate someone is a thief. This is how Lainey sees it.
She's probably misplace all of this shit weeks ago and thought she is "sneaky" by blaming her. From now on when Onion asks her where something is, she can just say Sam stole it. Then she won't have to clean.
#lifehacks, ya know?
Pic related, what I imagine the trashmansions daily routine looks like
She never admitted to having a crush on them she never answered the question, she talked about a dream but even some anons here talk about their weird dreams.
Anon you kind of sound like you get cheated on blame the other person and stay with your partner.
I don't think she's evil for kicking out someone she never wanted there. She has a right to not have someone in her home. The things she's said afterwards and her behavior are fairly shitty though.
As for Sam, I feel bad for her that she's in a bad situation, but on the other hand, she knew what Taylor and Greg were like before she ever stepped foot in their house. If anything, it's remarkable to me that she's seemingly one of a number of young women who somehow think they're different than all the other girls who came before her.
i don’t care either way about Sam and only ever caught one of her streams, but how is she fucked up?
she got an opportunity to leave an unstable situation for a more (to her) stable living situation where she didn’t have to pay for anything and had a chance to establish herself more as an animator or whatever she said it was she wanted to do. of course she jumped at that chance if it seemed like a better living situation to her, that doesn’t make her fucked up imo.
nice one anon. crazy tami starring into the video had be cackling.
But really though, what most infuriates me about their mess in their house is that they have little kids who have to play in that dirt. Like if you are too lazy to properly clean.. then at least pay someone to do it if you really can't handle normal adult responsibilities. Especially as a mother you can't just be 'not bothered' to give your children a nice and cozy place to live..
No I think you have it wrong.
The way I interpreted the stream milk drops was:
>Sam laughed at one of Grease's Lainey jokes while filming the vid, which triggered Plain
>Plain was fake nice while they were hanging out alone, but got triggered whenever the three of them were together
>Plain used Sam's streams to justify her ~meanness~
Sam is fucked up because Lainey didn't want her there in the first place and she was aware of it. She and Greg also moved Laineys desk around without her permission so they could stream together and ruined her counter with sugar water. That seems selfish as fuck to me. That is lames mess mansion where her children live she has every right to tell her to gtfo.
That being said she needs to stop implying shit that didn't happen.
The desk had already been moved, Sam didn't know about the desk before they moved it is what I mean. Her husband the man that lives with her should not touch his partners shit and gift them away.
Booty is that you?
Who is booty?
Okay then why didn't she offer to move it back when she realized it was a problem? Unless she did and that never mentioned.
Greg should respect his partner.
Lainey needs to respect herself and stop being a doormat.
Sam shouldn't move into a married couples home /w children when she isn't welcomed by both parties.
Do I need to add Lainey is not a victim in every post so you guys don't think I am defending her? There are no victims in this situation.
Lainey lets her husband walk all over her like the doormat she is. Lainey lets them in and them blames the girl, NOT her husband, for being a piece of shit.
Her fucking ‘boss’, fucking Greg, told her to do it. Just stop.
Gretchen stans are all over right now, go back to Discord for your own sanity, you’re not changing anyone’s mind here.
not the case with poly relationships at all.
won't go into it too much, but we know that Gronk and Lame are looking for a third who they are both into. Gronk has gone on at length about how V relationships, where one person has multiple partners and the others do not, are shit and stupid. so if Lame isn't interested in someone, Gronk doesn't get to get his dick wet (and Lame will never be interested because she's a straight, monogamous woman who pretends not to be in order to keep her husband interested lol).
since Lame said from the start that she had zero interest in Sam, and seemed pretty unhappy with Sam even staying with them as Gronk's friend and "cameraman" (for real, that is such bs. why are all his "cameramen" always young girls with no filming experience?), she was never an option for Gronk to fuck, which made him sad and mad.
neither of them could convince Lame to change her mind (see above: she doesn't like women), Sam gets the boot.
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From the Blarghs new video of onions stream
Are we just forgetting this apparently all started with the same desk Sam claimed with a royal we that would be replaced? Good lord, this aggressive defense was barely warranted for Billie, let alone someone that witnessed Cuddlegate and was totally unfazed by what happened to her and every girl after. Is Greg garbage and ultimately the core of these problems per usual, after planting the seed when she was a teen? Yes. Is Lainey a disgustingly petty, vindictive, woman/self-hating bitch with no faith in her marriage (for several valid reasons)? Yes. No one not blowing smoke up Sam's ass is saying otherwise. >>488570
The very same could be said for the childwife, with actual weight? Boo-hoo all about (adult) Sam's rough booting from the mcmansion all you like, she's still a longtime fan of both and only changed her tune once she got fucked over personally. It's well-established associating with these people never, ever goes in a positive direction. How pointing that out makes anyone a discordfag or stan is beyond me.
What I really feel for Sam over is her actual home life. I can't imagine the level of misery one must have to come from to find a romp with the onions preferable. I'm glad she got out anything worse (???) than being properly paid for her work happened.
Sam told Real Stream that Gerg's interactions with her were platonic. She also said in a stream last week or so that neither him or Lame approached her on poly. She doesn't have a reason to lie about it at this point, so I believe her.
She also said she felt tension between her and Lame. I'm guessing Lame probably heard from Sarah, who frequents lolcow, about suspicions that Sam was a troll because she is obviously a farmer. Sam also said some interesting things in her streams about being interested in Gerg, evidently, and entertaining the idea of poly, though they hadn't approached her on it. She was likely trolling, but that would've understandably annoyed Lame. Sam also replied to haters and trolls, etc. Lame probably brought up her suspicions with Gerg.
Gerg got mad at Sam for something that she said on steam last week, though I don't remember what it was. The final straw was probably sharing troll V-Day images.
I'm surprised Sam stayed as long as she did.
This will only increase the paranoia in the Onion household, driving Onion further to isolation and disconnect from society, into his echo chamber of unrealistic ideas because he won't interact with others to gain perspective.
Sam is/was a Greg stan. By that measure alone there is something not right with her.
The writing was on the wall long before Sam showed up and she would've had to truly be an idiot to not realise it.
Lainey didn't need to pretend Sam was a troll to be paranoid. Her husband, a cheater, brought a strange woman into their house without permission. That alone is worth the paranoia.
Lainey can posture all she wants on younow and try to rewrite history concerning cuddlegate, but she knows better than all of us that Greg is a cheater. So her paranoia concerning Sam is absolutely, 100% justified.
Should Lainey just fucking leave Greg to save herself the heartache and stop being a pussy? Absolutely. But she is determined to make it work for god knows what reasons so the best she can do is defend her territory.
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This is from REALstream news YouTube video about Lameo addressing the stolen goods. Why does her chin muscle migrate upwards?
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New beautybot video
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Agreed, her chin is weird AF.
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This speaks in favor of it, but Anons alluded to being the filters and lighting that cover up his furrows…
Maybe he searched up on google how to do it and bought the botox from online?
You know how he is about google being the magic savior for all his needs.
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Sweet lord jesus, she really doesn’t look good at all in this video. It’s from her newest «Trying on my Ipsy bag»
She even says «and I got a lip balm - we all know I need that» lol. The amount of foundation caked on her lips is enough to suffocate a toddler.
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Old man lainey :)))(Nitpicking)
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Just noticed that sam renamed her twitter, Also in greases twitch (try not to give him views if you can guys) I noticed some of his sycophants asking for her to be banned such as Hiimasociopath and a couple of regulars even though she wasn't participating in the chats or the discord.
Thought it was interesting anyway.
Wow, sounds like she's really broken up about what happened.
Greg fucked up. He had a chance with a pretty girl with the same interests and fucked it up because he's too much of a pussy to divorce his ball and chain.
Wasn't Lainey cleaning her kids toy trunk in a video,
and found her face primer in there ? On top of the stacks upon stacks of clothing in the laundry room that have yet to be cleaned. >>488611
>Mail order bride victim
Lol what ???
Was that there before on her info section, or is she implying that Onion basically bought/ordered her ??
if things had gone to plan > ffwd six months and Lainey would have been booted with Sam and Greg together > no-one would be praising her.
it's nice to be nice to an information source but anons take it so far~ "oh how could mean lainey kick her out I hope she's ok".
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this is probably a nitpick, but I can't believe greg would call billie's pits 'stinky' when this is this state of lainey's…they don't look too fresh if you ask me(nitpicking)
i think greg tried to make it a triad, and was like "if it doesnt work by valentines well send her home"
valentines was the count down to suk mi twice, which is why lainey was cold until that day
its easy to feel sorry for sam because she was nice. the whole situation is fucked, and if lainey wasnt a huge snake, everyone would be more sympathetic. >>488480
"this baby is a 4 out of 10, but shes innocent so i feel compiled to up that to a 6 out of 10."
the table was already garbage, and it was gregs idea.
sam was scared of lame, so anytime greg could just say "lainey is ok with it" and sam wouldnt go check
She might have only followed Greg, but it’s far
from being respectful of Lainey to ruin her shit. Greg does it on a daily basis though - he made a video with Madison where he plays the “character” of an abusive boyfriend who cuts his girlfriends hair and he uses Laineys wig which looked a little expensive. Lainey commented on it later and said she had no idea he used her wigs for that.
that isn't what she said at all, she said she left home at 18 and she's 21 now.
she's with family right now
temp has pondered this for ages, and so far has not come up with an answer>>488603
this looks like a character greg would come up with
dressing theft rumors last night shes soooo smug
patreon stream where he says sam left because lainey has low self esteem at 4:19
pretty sure most women would fit into kid's clothes if they were wearing a fucking binder that mashes their tits flat
also, Lainey has HERPES. who the fuck would want her fucking filthy germ infested makeup? fucking gross. she's a grotty bitch.
kek, who is Keith and why isn't he parenting his kids?
They’re so incredibly incredibly toxic for each other. She drags him down because of low self esteem and he makes her feel like a worthless pile of dung regularly by insulting her and bringing in fresh meat. I bet she brought in Maya to teach him a lesson and he threw a huge tantrum because he wouldn’t be able to have fun with the fresh meat. He probably brought in Sam to “punish” her by having a young, attractive girl around and to continually feign ignorance about his true intentions.
If farmers weren’t around to call him on his shit, a cuddlegate would have definitely already occurred.
At this point, they're only bringing in fresh meat to spite each other.
Fuck, is she okay?
Is she actually serious I’ll at this point? Now I feel the need to watch because these screens make her look very ill.
Fuck, is she okay?
Is she actually serious I’ll at this point? Now I feel the need to watch because these screens make her look very ill.
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My skin is literally crawling. You can see (and hear) one of the children in her try on video and in another shot where the child was you just see this shit across the floor. Si that dog food or kibble? Seriously
iron pills do that. you get over it eventually or ask a dr for an alternative that is easier on the stomach - I was recently dx with anemia and this is what a dr told me.
I wonder if she's actually anemic anymore or faking it for smol bean points. hard to say if she's really all that fatigued because she's lazy and does nothing anyway.
He doesn't deserve to ruin a nice girl, why are you guys so broken up about Sam escaping? It was the best things that could happen. Her situation might be shitty now but she can plausibly escape it. With Greg she would be submitted to more emotional and possibly sexual abuse.
Lainey and Greg deserve each other, and with any luck they'll grow old and miserable together.
Yeah, I don’t doubt at all she’s anemic, her vegitarian diet from what we’ve seen via “onisioneats” or w/e that short lived Instagram was seems fucking awful. She’s also mentioned in streams before how she “forgot” to eat all day etc.
She does nothing to help her anemia….. if anything she makes it worse….
>>488693>I wonder if Sam made a move on Greg
I doubt Sam make a move on Greg (Im not saying that might be in the back of her mind) She seemed to want them as the family she never had.
>I think Grease has something he could slander Sam with based on his heavily implied threat
I dont think Greg has any real damning information on Sam. If he does start talking shit about her it will be similar to how he grasps at straws when he doesnt have anything really juicey to slam people with. He said Billie had stinky armpits, OMG STINKY ARMPITS! And once Vix revealed herself as a troll, he had nothing on her because she obviously was careful not to say anything personal to him so all he ever said on stream was "I never really knew what Vix looked like… I mean I had a mental picture in head, but then I went to her YouNow stream to block her and saw what she looked like… and… um. narc-giggle" I guess she forgot he called her "his delicous cake" just months earlier.
When you boil it down, the main reason Sam had to leave was Lainey feeling threatened and anxious about Sam. Greg admitted to it in his stream saying Lainey has low self esteem and thinks Greg is going to leave her all the time.
I totally agree that it’s good Sam (however misguided she may be) is out of there. I think some of us just can’t wait for the day Grease finally dumps Lainey bc we have had to watch her smugness for so long. She was downright bitchy about Sam and it was gross. I’m fine with her not liking Sam but she never places the blame on Greg where it also belongs. She just keeps up with her deluded “us against the world that’s trying to tear us apart” mentality when it’s like these girls don’t just appear out of no where magically- your husband brings. them. in.
I also think that Taylor’s ONLY hope of possibly improving as a human being is to be sent packing back to her mommy and daddy and it would be humbling for her. She needs to see that the adults in her life with way more life experience than she had were right about the predator she married all along. Then maybe those kids have a better chance at turning out okay.
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Dropping the new chapter of Reaper's Creek.