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No. 488983
Onion quits Twitter except her really doesn't.
Lambo keeps caking her face and posting horrid beautybot videos, while constantly asking for 69k likes on YouNow.
Sam streams late at nights and interacts with farmers laughing and answering questions because Onion said she could if they were honest.
Onion doesn't take Lame out for Valentine's but does take her out to help him buy foundation.
Sam's streams disappear and she no longer streams which causes Farmers to speculate trouble brewing in the grease mansion.
Lame goes on YouNow acting smugger than usual while talking about her things going missing. She also post a video that shows her child sitting in a corner that had dog food spilled there in another frame.
Sam reveals she is no longer living with and does a 3 hour live stream where she is upset about the stealing accusations and reveals onion handed her a plane ticket randomly. She doesn't reveal much and heavily implies it was Laimey's fault that she had to leave. Sam also says they were over hearing her live streams and she could hear them talking about it. Onion also got upset and thought she could be a potential hater for retweeting Valentine cards making fun of onion.
Onion live streams and also implies Lame is insecure and could be the reason Sam had to leave, Says he and Sam are still friends.
Lame streams and gets
triggered when people question her about Sam she ten asks Sam to call her if she wants to know why she had to leave.
It seems Sam and onion are still on speaking terms, story is still developing.
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>>>/pt/486109 No. 488990
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No. 488993
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>>488990looks like gurg to me too, and like thats an arm of someone above him but what do i knooooow
also these discordfags are idiots.
>lainey doesnt want her private life online>married to onisionpick literally one. we all know you fucked on a hotel desk the first night you met, but you wont even talk about some other woman who was publicly living in your house? O K A Y
No. 488994
>>488990Ill bet anything that its going to be sarcastic dig type animation about(of) Greg.
On her 3 hour stream one of her "subscribe alert" animations was the one she created of Greg doing his boob squeeze thing, and when it came up she sort of had a knee jerk reaction and yelled "FUCK YOU! Why do I still have that, I need to change it"
Its going to replace the boob squeeze subscribe alert.
No. 488995
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>>488990Sam (and aldlii) didnt embellish anything about Gregs facial features - but those teeth, Jesus!
No. 489003
>>489001The way she speaks about it isn't natural and doesn't flow either. It's like a bad actor trying very hard to make people feel sorry for her, or others to feel guilty. It's wooden. Her softly softly speaking is very purposeful and seems convoluted. Dramatic.
I have no real reason to doubt her homelife is bad, or that something went down, maybe it is and maybe it did. But I think this video and the fundraiser is at least her milking it, even if she's not outright lying. Like she's not really that bugged about it at all or shes not really totally out of options.
No. 489004
>>489002I rent and this isn't true at all..
>>489003agreed. i don't think she's lying but she seems like shes exaggerating. she keeps saying she doesn't know what to do even though the obvious answer is to find an apartment. i think the situation she is in is definitely toxic and unsafe, but she has options.
(derailing) No. 489006
>>488998I was feeling bad for her until she mentioned she had over a month to sort something out.
How much is a house there anyway? I live in one of the most expensive cities in the world for home ownership so I have a very skewed idea about what a house would cost.
No. 489020
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sam was trolled tonight and harassed over her living situation and it turns out it can be traced back to grease
sorry for the blurry comment from the twitch stream
No. 489028
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>>489026There were quite a few discordfags
No. 489031
>>489028If Im wrong, Ill admit it.
I dont know every single user that is in Gregs discord besides the most vocal and well known.
Are Cuckheads, ClaytonEpic, Cpm444 in the Onion Discord?
Those usernames seem to only prove my point that it was trolls that are based on Twitch and hang out in a "SMA Discord?" they discuss who should be the target for the nights fun then flood the targets stream and attack. Those user names had NO IDEA who Sam was in relation to Greg and Lainey. They just kept harping on her wanting free money. If they were Onions fans they would of brought up that shes a homewrecker or mistress or whatever.
No. 489033
>>489032But why not bring up Onion drama, that would be more of an open wound to Sam, more so than "you dont need money, you be scamming us you thot"
And they dont have to worry about giving themselves away as onions discordfags, since they are on throwaway twitch accounts as you say.
I still say it was a dumb boysclub on twitch, looking to troll whoever they could find, and tonight it was Sam. It just seems odd that all her other streams never got flooded by trolls like that before. It just was a roll of the dice tonight, the twitch troll gang found new meat or 30 minutes, then moved on.
No. 489036
>>489035Ok, I get we wont be able to convince each other, so Ill respect your view and wont continue to try.
Im sure you havent spent much time on Twitch, but you'll see this type of behavior over and over by these little "gangs" Spend a little more time on there and you'll be surprised the knowledge you gain.
Good night & love yourself.
No. 489038
>>488996not buying this. you have less than $1k and bills? so do most people, jesus
get your brother with a full time job to rent, jesus
and get a job
(derailing) No. 489046
>>489043Her family works as correctional officers, she's stated this in her Give Me Mercy stream. Where are you getting real estate from, anon?
She starts talking about it 27 minutes in
No. 489050
>>488996I just played devil’s advocate for Sam in the last thread when an anon said she was fucked up, but lol. How does anyone actually believe this…? She sounds fake as hell, like she’s reading a script and doesn’t know how to act. Why would you make an immediate jump to “buying a house” in a desperate situation instead of looking for a cheap apartment and, you know, some kind of actual JOB to hold you over until you somewhat have your shit together? What was she doing before the Onions took her in? If her situation was that dire, why was she not doing anything to prevent herself from being homeless other than shacking up with strangers from the internet who are known to be shitty people? It never once occurred to her that living with the Onions might not pan out too well and she may need a backup plan?
This is just weird/sus imo.
(derailing) No. 489054
>>488996I don't doubt she has a difficult family situation, but this whole thing reeks of bullshit imo. Hinting suicide with both yourself and your brother is just disgusting.
My guess is that she does have a pretty toxic family relationship but she's probably not in any danger of actually being homeless.
(offtopic) No. 489063
>>488996>>488998>>489050Okay, the suicide ideation sounds like greg, the begging sounds like greg begging for money, even thevlost spoken tones sound like Greg.
That aside, why buy a house??? If you need to fucking leave, you toss everything in storage and find an apartment.
Twice myself ive had to leave, once because of domestic violence. Took me only 2 days to find a cheap place for the domestic violence once, but a police report and a messed up face really helps.
I digress
The secons time i has to leave took me longer but i found a shared place on Craigslist. Filled with druggies, wanted criminals, and a solo sex magic heavy metal warlock who slept on the couch and almost burnt down the house.
Desirable?? Absolutely not. But i needed a place stat for me and my kitties. I needed to work. So i found a solution.
Sam and her brother are sticking together. Thats great. Her bro is alright. But 5k they don't need
They do need to start calling aparment complexes and craigslist listings. Her bro could call the ymca, they rent rooms sometimes. I considered living in my storage unit for a while. Whatever you have to do to make it work.
But don't go to begging right away Sam.
You don't pull a hail Mary during half time.
No. 489065
>>489061In her fundraiser she wrote she haven't seen her dad and his wife in three years. I can't imagine what would have to happen for me to go this long without seeing my parent. So I bet they've parted ways on bad terms, after some huge fight. So, maybe that's harsh, but no wonder they don't want her living with them. They gave her time until April to find something, it's not like they kicked her out. I think that's fair, keeping in mind she was MIA for 3 years.
Personally, I wouldn't give her even one dollar, because she thinks she's too good for working but apparently begging for money is more okay.
No. 489083
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>>489071Its nice that some people feel for Sam situation.
But who the hell donated $150 ??
Who stays up late at night to catch Sams video plea
and donates such a huge amount, but then
chooses to stay anonymous??
Its sounds mean, but unless Sam is in fear for her life, Sam should figure her own life out.
Everybody else has to figure out their own life, and everybody fucks up sometime.
But bailing her out will only continue her learned helplessness.
She continually looks to others for help so that she can be an artist.
Honey, they call them starving artists for a reason.
Why you gonna beg like Lainey and Greg?
You better than that girl
Sort your fucking life out mate.
Stop looking for others to give you a hand, and count on yourself.
Because you should have learned by now that people who "help" you can take that help away at anytime.
Rely on yourself.
(derailing) No. 489086
>>488996I know anons root for anyone that escapes Grease, but honestly nobody really knows this girl. I've never been a hater or supporter of her, because I just don't know if she's another Lainey who likes to play victim. For all we know she was a bitch to Lainey, and she is
problematic at her home. What is she, 22 ? and doesn't seem to have really any job or in search of one. Instead she's begging for 5k.. which can't get you a house, but could get you some fancy new computer gear.( seeing as she loves video games) She liked the Onision household because Grease would let her free load and buy her tech. ( Mac laptop )
Hands down, her parents are probably just constantly on her ass about doing something with her life other than sitting on her ass playing video games and doodling. They probably get frustrated and throw empty threats of kicking her out ( My father did this to my sister when she refused to do anything with her life ). Even if she did get a house with her brother, then what ? the cost of owning a house is fucking expensive and even more costly then renting a cheap apartment. I'm sure her brother would probably get sick of her freeloading too if she still even then didn't get a job.
(off topic) No. 489095
>>489085her bro can put up for the deposit and he can float her for her to get a job? perhaps if she even put steps towards getting independent her stepmom would be more lenient to let her stay until she's got a move date.
was her plan to stay rent free at the onions and split money on his streams? he doesn't make money on twitch streams. does she mean the patron money for those perks? the patrons don't seem to like her, maybe that factored in?
anyway, ebegging is not cute
No. 489113
>>489112True, but she never said she was going to be freeloading. She said she was going to get a job.
>>489107She wasn't refusing to have anything less than a home. She said she'd rent an apartment or something.
No. 489117
>>489085Carpooling, cabs, her brother/friends, Uber, Lyft, said shit public transport because there are bills to pay, etc. What kind of shitty argument is this lmao
Sitting around drawing memes and playing video games is going to help those significantly how?
See above.
I would love to know why you people die on a hill for someone who felt shacking up with a greasy failing Youtuber (for no fucking pay, hello?) was the greatest opportunity she had. I don't doubt she's in a bad spot but some of you all fell real hard for this lonelygirl15 ass gofundme video.
(derailing) No. 489122
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I assume this is an update to the original gofundme? I’m a little late to the party. Anyway, sounds like they’re fine with renting
No. 489129
>>489061How can you even make these assumptions?
Through FB?
You know that FB doesn't reflect real life, right?
You know that people play up how good they have it or even appear amicable for family and friends when things are shitty, right?
Typically, when there is something shitty or abusive going on, a victim isn't going to say something bad where their abuser might see it.
While I am skeptical, I also have been in a similar shitty situation. The difference is, I just pulled up my bootstraps and worked several jobs to make it work. I didn't like it and it wasn't fun, but it had to be done.
I also am skeptical that she'd go this route if it wasn't true. Imagine her step mom/dad finding out about this video. Seems like most parents wouldn't be cool with this being something for anyone on the internet to see.
(derailing) No. 489132
>>489128She only just moved in with them like 2 days ago, so apparently had little contact before that.
>>489129I agree. I don't think she'd risk actually being kicked out by tarnishing their names with this. It seems to be a 'nothing left to lose' situation tbh.
No. 489135
>>489133Do we know anything about the mom?
Guessing that it's a worse situation if Sam hadn't gone to her first.
No. 489138
>>489116I Stan this tinfoil.
Anons are sadly taking the word of a internet stranger and handing out sympathy and money hand over fist instead of actually looking into how their money is going to be spent, but for farmers sam would have a limited fan base as evidenced by her previous attempts for e-fame, she seems disingenuous at best. Sam isn't telling the truth, there is a degree of honesty to her "tale of woe" but much like gronk she's a do as I say not as I do type of person. It seems you can stamp your foot and be bequeathed thousands instead of being accountable.
No. 489143
>>489140I don't have a source so don't take it as a fact, but I remember seeing on temp that she said she's been in an abusive relationship. My guess is that she wanted out, couldn't really go back home, and was already chatting with Onion, the topic came out and he proposed the animating in exchange of living with them idea. He likes to think of himself as a savior to poor whamen, right, they did the same thing with Sarah. She agreed, JealousyGate happened, they kicked her out, so her only choice was to go back to fam, since she can't go back to her ex.
I just typed out this long ass tinfoil myself but I think maybe we should chill a bit with Sam's topic and shift back to Onions
No. 489154
I hope for the sake of those donating that she is being completely honest. Step mother might be a shit stain, but I feel like they're parts of the story missing. Sometimes a parent can be depressed and they may let things go sour ( vent at the kids ). You also can't expect a 10yr old step brother to jump into two adults argument or get involved. (kids typically don't ) I find it odd how she made it sound like he should have stood up for her, he's a kid. " My brother was on my side, while nobody else was ". A kid who hardly knows her is not going to start attacking or arguing with his own parents to let her stay.
If the relationship between her and her father were sour before entering, then it should have been obvious it was going to go south. Its also hard to say if she did or didn't instigate any arguments with her father for him to make an official date for her to be out by. However, they should aim for a cheap apartment. A house is going to be too expensive to upkeep monthly, especially if Sam can't find a job by the time the bills start rolling in. They're going to throw all their money into a house and have nothing left to pay for food, bills, furniture ect.
>>489141Correct me if wrong, I don't remember where it was she was staying, but I recall her saying she was living off of her savings before moving to Greg's. Maybe she was with a friend ?
>>489147Ironic how Greasy and Lame fought to keep Sarah because "she came from a broken home", and help her out. Guess Sarah didn't make Lame feel insecure enough.
No. 489155
>>489150You anons confuse the heck out of me.
Not even a few weeks back, everyone was so sure Sam was on the spectrum. She’s an odd duck.
I think the “acting” is coming from a place of genuinely being dead inside from dealing with a family that has basically disowned you. Been there.
She’s just a strange girl. I hope she gets her shit figured out. And even though Onion is in the wrong for dragging Sam into his fucked up marriage, I hope Plainey catches wind of it and feels like garbage for forcing that girl back into a shitty situation. Since they supposedly cared so much about Sarah going back to an abusive home or whatever.
No. 489167
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https://lolcow.farm/ruleshttps://lolcow.farm/info No. 489171
>>489169Sam is live. She is refunding everybody from the gofundme and apparently is able to live at the house with her dad but her brother isn't now. She's going to work full-time so she can help him. So I guess that puts the Sam stuff to
rest
No. 489173
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Gurg's latest patreon offering is him denouncing DD/LG despite making far too many video's alluding to his "kinks" and apparently forgetting lame's inceccant tweeting of "Daddy" at both him and other people calling him daddy.
No. 489174
>>489171She’s going from one extreme to the next? I’m so confused, I’ve been trying to figure it out… either things over there for her really are unstable and flip flop like this, she was intentionally lying then felt guilty, or she can’t read situations very well and thought it was one way when it really wasn’t…….
I don’t doubt she comes from a shitty household, especially cause grease attracts people like that pretending to be their “saviour” but it’s tough to say to what extent is her parents actually abusing her, and what is her taking things in a more extreme way then ever intended (if that makes sense?)
I’ve always joked that she had autism and I know anons say she said herself she didn’t, but sometimes I still wonder lol…
No. 489177
Gerg came out with another vid about CPS closing out his case. I'm sure it'll get quite a bit of views.
His first vid about no longer being a dad (on the internet) received over 700k views, and another "final" vid on being a father received over 240k views. Both of those vids came out in December of 2017. These days, any vid getting over 50k views is decent for him.
He's clearly capable of getting more than 100k views per vid despite how much he blames the algorithm or YT in general. Even Lame's pregnancy and motherhood vids do very well for her. They may have a younger fan base, but many people are interested in vids about those topics. There could be a demographic, one that is closer to their ages, that they can create new content for. Unfortunately, they're stuck in the past and trying to pander to tweens and teens, and their views suggest that demographic is not interested in them.
So many OG YT creators failed because they didn't grow with their fans. Philly D. was cringy and immature and controversial af, but now he is respected mostly by adults/YT because he grew up and adapted his content.
I think Lame is more likely to understand that because she has been more open to her mothering experiences, and she presents it in a non-preachy way that is well-received. Onion needs to take a page from Lame's playbook and others on how to discuss these topics and whatnot. Unfortunately, he's a narc and his content his fine the way it is. /s
No. 489178
>>489122This all reeks of entitlement to me. She decided to rent based off the advice people gave her? Um, if you don't have money you don't get to buy a house. Just like the rest of us plebs.
And her plan before this all was what? To move into a a married man's house, when you know his wife doesn't like you, take over her stuff and then live for free for doing nothing other than playing video games?
yeah, naw I'm not giving any of my hard earned money to her. Get a job and some therapy like everyone else.
No. 489179
>>489161Maybe if she had been able to show him she’s good at e-begging for coin he would have taken her back. After all, if he replaced Laundry with Sam he’d be missing out on all that YouNow kid lunch money.
>>489173He’s going to keep publicly denouncing ageplay/ddlg at least in part because of the pedo accusations against him. A father of two young children and a history of grooming teenagers openly admitting to getting off on child molestation roleplay looks really fucking bad and even someone as thick as Grug can see that.
No. 489185
>>489181It's only temporary. Just like with Vix, Maya, Macncheese, Gingerbeck, etc.
There's no real drama going on with the onions so farmers are discussing the next best thing I guess until milk starts flowing again.
No. 489188
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Screenshot from the video plainey just uploaded.
No. 489189
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Close up of the grey hairs.
No. 489192
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Any farmers that doubted he was going full on gray before… I present to you Greg's eyebrows unfilled.
No. 489195
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>>489193Nah you can tell if you watch the live action video that the hairs are wiry and coarse, which is the texture of naturally gray hair.
No. 489197
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>>489188>>489189>>489192>>489195his vanity filter keeps popping off when he's zoomed in filling in his eyebrows, so you can see gurg's real skin texture up close and HD and it is not a nice sight
No. 489202
>>489200Seriously, really don't understand why farmers waste time typing out any kind of defense for him.
By the way Greasy Greg, looks like it's time for another trip to the plastic surgeon! Your forehead wrinkles are re-emerging :)
No. 489204
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Why is she still commenting after Lame said she was making her uncomfortable and acting inappropriately
No. 489206
>>489188and he says aldii missed the mark on his eyebrows.
Grug, if your brow sagged any lower you'd be blind.
>>489188 No. 489239
Here's the hooktube to Lainey's video.
BOYFRIEND MAKEUP TRANSFORMATION | A Day In My Life
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=l--sIUJyUYk No. 489247
>>489239Did Sam already leave here?
“It’s time for Sam to go, Greg.”
“…okay.”
“Oh, but we need someone to watch the kids first.”
Maybe I’m wrong but that’s what it looks like.
No. 489250
>>489247Yeah, she left the day after Valentines' Day I believe? I could be wrong. If we go by the screenshot
>>489204 posted that's the only assumption I can make.
No. 489257
>>489254Yeah cause I posted that like 14 minutes before you replied ya dingus.
Anyways, my phone died so if anyone else caught the stream or was able to cap his messages to Maya I would appreciate it!
No. 489258
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No. 489260
>>489189I want to get an exfoliating face brush and scrub Lame and Gerg's faces. They both look so crusty under their makeup. So much that even with blur filter you can see their flaky dead skin.
I would be saging my petty ramble but you know..
No. 489261
Greg rage quit his stream because anon posted
https://vimeo.com/256234465 that showed onion in DMs with HIAS and someone called the Brotherhood about 'commencing' his return to twitter when the hate dies down lol
No. 489268
>>489264Thanks for posting this. Anyone have stills of the texts? It’s fuzzy for me.
Lol that none of the patrons are into it but he keeps going on…
No. 489270
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No. 489271
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>>489264He brings up older messages with kiss and heart emojis to prove he wasn't rejected and is indeed a hot commodity amongst young alt girls still.
No. 489277
>>489003this topic may have slightly passed, but her video and campaign is bullshit. if you've been through some shit the last thing you feel comfortable doing is asking other people for handouts, legit abuse can unfortunately make you feel guilty as fuck for any basic help. she's asking for way too much for rent expenses, not some life saving treatment.
live somewhere cheap, have roommates, do anything you can to generate money, whatever. the begging thing after being put up by greg is suspect as fuck, and seems like she released her past traumas as a way to gain sympathy and not be called a home wrecker after lainey found a way to kick her out.
No. 489278
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It's a little blurry so I'm going to try to transcribe it as best as I can.
Greg says something about Maya ignoring him (so rejection)
Maya: Hey, I'm sorry I didn't respond to any of your texts. By the time I was ready to respond to u said bye so I assumed u didn't want me to bother you guys anymore and i wanted to respect that. Thank you so much for everything you and Lainey have done for me. I'm really sorry I ended it so abruptly. That was unfair of me to do.
It meant so much to me that you were trying to calm my anxiety and were comforting me and being supportive to me through all of this. I just fell into a deep hole of depression because of what happened while I was staying at my [best friend's place]
No. 489281
>>489278so gurg is one of those people who will message you, wait two minutes and then dramatically be like "guess you never want to talk again then, bye." and then gets mad when you don't respond after they ended the conversation.
classic.
No. 489284
>>489261HAHAHAHAHA is no one else dying over this right now? I'm pretty high but
>My return will commence when the hate dies downThis needs to be a meme. This is what Plain has to deal with, her deadbeat middle-aged husband interacting with his ~*online cult*~ while the sun shines all day long outside!!!! I know she needs to get off the internet but no mother deserves this lol. I'm imagining a sappy anime ending where Sam and Plain live out the rest of their days together without Grease in his mansion.
Wish temp was up :(
No. 489285
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>>489278cont.
>I just fell into a deep hole of depression because of what happened while I was staying at my (correction) parents' house, things with my best friend and because I was dealing with grief (can't really see what's being said) and I didn't want to say anything about it to you guys about it or ask for help because I didn't want to bring any negative vibes. I saw how hard Lainey was working to be happier and it made me so happy to see it. It was kinda my only sense of happiness through everything I was going through and I was scared that if I asked for help I would cause worry and it would slow the process of Lainey's journey for/to happiness.
No. 489286
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Never forget.
No. 489294
>>489283Please, anons!
I wish I could myself. Greg is a disturbing individual.
No. 489297
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>>489291The date of that DM is from Jan 19th
No. 489317
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>>489313>>489314>>489315>>489316it literally doesn't even matter because that phone number is missing a number……
lol seriously guys let's calm our tits and wait for lainey to stream (if she will)
No. 489318
>>489316For one, he showed it himself. Public information.
And since when did cowtipping stop referring to tipping cows off about lolcow itself and start referring to any interaction with the cows ever?
(infighting) No. 489320
>>489204Because she's a crazy fan girl. She gives off major Narlee verse vibes. (The social repose superfan)
I honestly think the whole video was a way to get back to the grease mansion. Now she's going to keep commenting and messaging on Lainey and Greg's videos until they acknowledge her. Sam is going to be the next gingerbeck. Obsessive but ignored in streams and comments.
No. 489330
>>489325>>489326Yawn, she went from crisis to self-determination pretty quickly.
If you're reading this, Sam, become a farmer and join the Discord or something. Get an internship and work whatever job you can to make ends meet, it's called surviving.
No. 489341
File: 1519186424889.png (11.71 KB, 302x96, narc vs narc.png)
No. 489342
File: 1519186537225.png (15.02 KB, 561x94, oh sure.png)
Lol of course she won't stream tonight she knows her chat will be flooded with the Sam Gofundme talk.
No. 489350
>>489343Nah, that was too long ago.
Money on social repose because he carries 20-40 pounds worth of gothic vomit apparel on himself each day. Meanwhile, the only exercise grug gets is a daily 1 min worth of pumping action with a smoll bean
No. 489355
Huh.
Originally known as SubToOnision who changed their url to hiimasociopath decided to quit twitter.
There's only one tweet my them, I guess mutiny in the 'brotherhood' split everyone apart.
https://twitter.com/HilmASociopath No. 489358
>>489354She and Onion seem to be trying different ways of dealing with the "drama".
One day, she says that the drama is "dying down".
The next she is clearly pressed about how often people are asking her about Maya or Sam or whatever new problem or issue arises.
Onion thought he could tackle the drama by facing it head on. But his ego is way too fragile for it and he's done too much crap to people over the years to really fully deal with the onslaught. Even when he appears "remorseful" it's not genuine. It's clear they both just want to be free of the criticism to make money off of young people but the internet will never leave them alone for all this stuff, past and present because they only care about protecting themselves. If they truly meant no harm, they'd stop introducing these young girls into their fucked up marriage and just worry about themselves.
They'd still get heat for being talentless Patreons, but they'd get a lot less.
It seems like their milk is less but I don't think the Onion cows will ever fully run dry.
No. 489362
File: 1519193381763.png (261.6 KB, 587x493, 1519175922357.png)
Old topic but just more proof that she has a fly problem.
A few days ago there was that gif and video of a fly coming out the back of her head from under her hat.
This YouNow clip shows she gets startled by a fly but tries to pretend it was "a piece of fuzz"
But if you watch her eyes and head movement, shes watching something thats moving, inanimate fuzz doesnt move around the room.
https://www.younow.com/ughitsjoe_anda_little_annelise/34854614/39941488/70dcbbbu/m No. 489363
When the Maya video was posted on Patreon I decided to go ahead and contacted Maya via Instagram to see if she consented to the video or not, and that she probably had less than 24 hours before it hit YouTube. She had no clue about the video and panicked. Maya said she was still in contact with Lainey and was going to try and get Lainey to stop it, but also talk to him about it as well. Maya said she was even in contact with Lainey during Greg leaking the information about Lainey's ex, David, and seeked comfort from Maya as Lainey tried to stop Greg but couldn't. Maya said that Lainey and her may eventually try again, and that she was, in fact, interested in Greg and that he misunderstood her feelings. Maya demanded to see the video and ended up approving it because he didn't paint her in a bad light, but seemed confused by her intentions. She said once she dealt with some personal things that she wanted to come back and try again. I wish I kept the conversation but I didn't want Maya showing Onision and one of them leaking my Instagram name, and had to pretend to not be a "hater" to keep contact open in the event I wanted to talk to her again. But Maya and Lainey, at least up until the video was released on Youtube were still talking according to Maya. It is still possible she could come back, but since Greg is too paranoid I doubt it now. Maya said that she had feelings for him, but felt hinted to by Lainey that Lainey only wanted a V and not a trinity. So she tried to distance herself from Greg to stay with Lainey and it backfired.
No. 489364
>>489363These people. Are parents.
Who have never emotionally matured beyond middle school.
What the fuck.
Get jobs. Pay your fucking taxes. Find IRL local friends. Get lives.
No. 489369
File: 1519195625724.png (394.32 KB, 682x390, old ass.png)
This lady looked at her like get your old ass of off that cart lol.
No. 489370
>>489363Nice bait
We've been trolled before so I'm not going to buy any of this until there's proof. You mean to tell me you had milk you personally held on to and you didn't cap any of it, and you want to push a narrative that Maya wanted grease cock?
Give me a break. Onion publicly said may a made him feel insecure.
No. 489371
>>489370And then deleted it.
Yeah, sorry. I would have that saved a couple of places for safekeeping. If you’re even mentioning it here, you run the “risk” of one of them exposing you anyway.
No. 489374
>>489371You could easily censor your info out. You're either full of shit or your gatekeeping milk there's no reason for anyone to believe you if there's no proof.
Your heresy goes straight into the trash since there's a video of onions sperg over being rejected lmao
No. 489376
File: 1519199216850.gif (22.45 KB, 1315x354, Onision Lainey Flow Chart.gif)
>>489363Isnt the famous quote that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.
If you're lurking G&L, you can print the flow chart out and put a marker on which ever stage you're at this week.
No. 489392
>>489355Subtoonision was never using Hiimasociopath, they were using HiLmasociopath. OT but relative based off gregs stream.
Capital I and lowercase L distinguished the accounts.
No. 489399
>>489282When her husband does it to a girl it's platonic banter, when a girl does it to her husband the girl desperately wants his dick.
>>489284I loved that too, anon. He's like some Z movie villain.
>do not despair my minions, one day I will return to thee>>489362New tinfoil: Lainey too is a human shaped sack of flesh piloted by bugs
No. 489405
>>489404They've privated the video, no idea about a password :< I don't know if its a confirmed fake or not. Essentially it was a DM on twitter of HiLmasociopath, 'the Brotherhood' and Greg talking about someone called 'Benma', and what should be done with them. And Greg saying "my return (to twitter) will commence when the hate dies down".
He claims its fake.
No. 489406
>>489405Lol, of course he claims it's fake, can't let everyone know his whole "honesty" spiel is a lie.
And if it's fake, then why bother rage quitting? Should be pretty easy to prove it's fake otherwise.
No. 489408
>>489405i was anon posted this link, it wasn't private last night. video showing that onision got added to a groupchat by HIAS, between HIAS and a user called the Brotherhood.
Greg states as onision he will commence his return. There's also someone they're monitoring but can't remember the name they used.
Greg said on stream last night, oh looked like a jumpcut! they should click the icon to see if it goes to my page.. Then as he states this the video does show the anon filming click the onision icon in the DM and it goes to his verified twitter page and seconds later he rage quits.
i don't know who the anons are that think HIAS is a farmer, but it's not.
No. 489410
>>488983>>489408But there are two "HIAS". One who was the original, and the other with a lookalike name with a lowercase L instead of I.
It's the one with the spoofed name doing all this. And it's easy to fake what they did without doing too much coding. All they need to do is right click in chrome and inspect element and interject the HTML - changing "name joined" to "onision", edit the url, edit the icon etc. The only way it'd be legit is if they refreshed the page, or loaded it right in front of the camera. They didn't.
It's still possible to fake it even with refreshing but it takes much more coding and would require addons such as tampermonkey.
As to why Greg raged, probably because his "true way of showing something is real/faked" can easily be falsified. There could be other reasons like how HIAS was a mod at a point and he's being pinned as causing all this? There's a lot of reasons. I am really curious though.
No. 489411
>>489410I don't feel like that would warrant a rage quit though. If it never happened he could have just brought up his Twitter and showed his DMs to show that convo isn't in there… but he couldn't at the time because the convo was still in his DMs.
Granted, NOT being there wouldn't haven't been absolute proof since yeah, he could have deleted it before then. But he didn't delete it and he couldn't show that because it was probably still in there.
No. 489412
>>489408Goody Farmer, will you be un-privatizing this vimeo link so others may watch it, including myself? Or provide a password?
Watching Greg on stream doing a rage quit is always entertaining due to the fact that its so spontaneous.
No. 489418
>>489414Tomato committed the sin of meeting and giving a hug to the forbidden Mr. Repzion, who "tried to destroy Onion's family by sending a letter to Taylors parents".
Because of Tomato meeting Repzion, Onion denounced his friendship with Tomato and dropped his Patreon support.
No. 489420
>>489418Correction, I'm not 100% sure if Tomato was dropped as a Patron, but I think he was because conforming to Onion's opinions are more important than money.
And while Tomato is dumb, there's no way he's dumb enough to keep paying Onion if he's not allowed to interact with Onion.
No. 489425
>>489420Damn, seems like the amount of newfags keeps increasing.
Tomato probs hasn't been a patron for a LONG time because he sprung for that Super Special $1000 video collab perk. Now he just calls the whole thing a "good experience" and distances himself form Onion lol.
And all of this after Onion used Tomato as an example of muh loyalty 2 frendz!!!!! So much for that.
No. 489434
File: 1519235599506.jpg (21.34 KB, 595x145, realstream.JPG)
>>488996Another broadcast soon with Sonida
No. 489436
File: 1519236282722.jpg (11.62 KB, 612x24, temp.JPG)
Samefagging but in response to OP's
>TempCow will be used for live blogging, sperging and nitpicking.
Tempcow has been disabled since yesterday
There's nowhere to go to livepost anymore, especially with the Sonida broadcast happening
Last thing we need are banhammers because there's nowhere else to post live with this sort of thing
No. 489439
>>489410how exactly have you decided it was the fake HIAS. i swear is this that patron mod fag booty? she get's so butthurt about HIAS since she tried to claim it. on stream if the twitter is mentioned she demands he replies to her twitter DMs etc.
i doubt anyone would fake this group chat anyway, too many variables and no conclusive evidence of who HIAS is apart from the fact that Onion is in a groupchat.
i reckon it's legit.
tinfoil: i feel like a select few know the user of HIAS and i figure it's a twitter account used to just counter onision bad press etc. and the fact there was a group message about monitoring other users etc etc, i half expect one to be Sylar since he's the only 30+ male i know of on discord and him and onion probably think they're fucking top dogs or some gay shit.
lol imagine if brotherhood is daddy donald. i swear if HIAS is not a sockpuppet for Greg, it's run for Greg either way.
(derailing) No. 489441
>>489436I think OP was copied and pasted it temp was running when they posted it.
Maybe if someone can record the stream it can be posted here after. Anything of relevance/milky you can post here - but provide context!! I wonder if maybe there could be an OT topic made if people are really desperate to live post this one? We can see what mods and others think I guess
No. 489442
>>489439anon gets 6 hr ban for adding to discussion and
>>489440>>489441>>489437>>489436need their hands held to watch a stream. ok.
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 489446
File: 1519238688558.jpeg (817.56 KB, 1125x1927, 434AC68E-4AA5-4EFD-883D-33CB83…)
Hiimasociopath is not greg’s sockpuppet. It’s a farmer getting other farmers mad to push Onion hate. He’s literally acknowledged this forum multiple times. Also he is buddy buddy with the feminists against Onision(derailing)
No. 489453
>>489450Again:
> why can't you just keep it in the snow thread?it causes more infighting and derailment than it is worth in entertainment.
No. 489458
>>489442No idea why you tagged
>>489440 since I wasn't going to watch the stream. I was giving a suggestion, chill.
No. 489461
>>489457This? We used to do this and it seemed like a pretty good solution at the time. Maybe we could have the stream live/disco threads have a time limit too, say a two hour period after the steam ends and then we can’t create any more? I miss being able to talk about streams in real time and there’s a somethng fun in all of them.
It’s like having a little carton of milk with your lunch at school when you were a kid.
I think it cuts down on frustration/bitchiness, too, tbh.
No. 489487
File: 1519251207530.jpg (119.85 KB, 1206x589, WIN_20180221_155639 (2).JPG)
Another outing for the happy married couple.
No. 489490
>>489460>LOOK GUYS I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!! I FIND DDLG GROSS AND DISTURBING BECAUSE I ONLY LIKE OTHER CONSENTING ADULTS!!! I SWEAR!11!Someone is trying too hard and it's suspicious.
>>489489sry anon u replied to me a second before i deleted my post, because i forget to add smthg. but there we go
>>489487Lamey loves using snapchat filters that make her face cute and round cause in reality her face is the exact opposite
No. 489495
File: 1519253264998.png (438.06 KB, 1366x670, sam.PNG)
Sam showed up to Gronk's stream
No. 489509
>>489508Meanwhile Sam is talking to RealStreamNews on
https://www.younow.com/RealStreamNewsOFFICIAL but it's very vague so far.
No. 489510
>>489508…And so it begins.
I wonder what's next– I bet she smelled bad too!
No. 489513
File: 1519258505118.png (67.53 KB, 302x417, Screen Shot 2018-02-21 at 4.13…)
>>489508There's a lot of weening in his comment section, and Greg sneered at the "ell oh ell" people
Hey Grug, as hilarious as it is that you can't pronounce "lolcow", how do you seriously not know how to say 'lol'?
No. 489515
>>489512Sorry I just tuned in and watching from phone or else I would. I'll try to refrain from liveblogging too badly.
So far Greg is sperging out about Sam giving an interview for drama channels, completely turning on her. Lainey was upset at one point because Sam hugged Greg from behind and said "I miss you". Sam did lots of stuff to make them both uncomfortable. Once Greg realized Lainey was in no way interested in Sam, Greg felt anything Sam did towards him was very inappropriate because they could never have a relationship.
Greg is terrified of exposing more of the story because of potential Sam backlash.
No. 489517
File: 1519258847816.png (80.63 KB, 154x282, Screen Shot 2018-02-21 at 4.18…)
>>489509His caveman brow, dude.
Currently claiming he
wasn't even aroused when he "platonically" massaged Billy, and AGAIN compares it to when he was massaged nude by his mother. "I knew what I was doing and it wasn't sexual"…. he HAD SEX WITH HER. You were clearly sexually attracted to her, whether you had a boner at that moment or not. And we only have your word for it.
No. 489519
>>489515I find all of this pretty hilarious. Sam is getting the same treatment from Greg he has dished out to literaaly everyone who has ever had the misfortune to cross his path, including his awful wife.
If je is terrified of something she is going to say, it is because he said or did something to be terrified about. This might be some pretty creamy milk, if shee stops being so coy.
He's in the process of throwing you under the bus, Sam. Clock's ticking!
No. 489529
>>489527still live
younow.com/realstreamnewsofficial
No. 489531
>>489530She
did however say she hugged him from the
side and that she said she'd miss him when they started streaming in separate rooms.
No. 489551
>>489529this guy is terrible at interviewing tho wow.
he's kind of just pulling shit out his ass with no real research or anything to back himself up. He's going on about how greg mentioned them being poly and when she asked if he said that he just said "oh idk it'd be crazy if he did" ??? I'm … so confused whats happening here kek
No. 489554
>>489548This is so contrary to everything Sam has said from day one. She denied everything about a poly relationship and even stated she wasn't into poly. Lainey got pretty
triggered by people asking if Sam was in the trinity from her younows though
No. 489561
File: 1519262865090.jpg (38.25 KB, 405x423, stream.jpg)
She's live and is going to guest Sarah.
No. 489565
>>489559I don't believe in for a second, but good that she said that. Lets hope it
triggers him further
No. 489567
File: 1519264010598.png (54 KB, 659x812, Gronk.png)
>>489517Billie….bad…stink …bad
Sam…..bad…lazy…bad
Lainey…good…pretty…boy…good..hooman.
No. 489571
>>489567incredible anon.
it's so true. he has to convince himself that the objects of his desire are actually ugly and evil and repulsive in order to not try and get in their pants. a concept like "she's hot but i'm in a committed relationship and it would cause problems to pursue her, so better not" is far too much for poor grog to handle
No. 489585
File: 1519268043537.jpg (46.35 KB, 531x529, jessie.jpg)
The girl Jessie that Lame is lusting over is hanging out with Jaclyn kek, eat it Lameo.
No. 489594
>>489585i hope she warns that jessie about the onions
u in danger blue hair girl
No. 489624
>>489613"Lainey knows that if I was gonna bail it would have been in the last relationship, not anything else"
I don't have timestamps but that's just over 1/2 - 2/3 through.
No. 489626
>>489599There was no “true perfect trinity” either.
Take note, future girlfriends. Lainey and Greg will absolutely shit on you and your feelings mean nothing to either of them. Because they have become so good at manipulating each other, you’re really just a cog in the bigger piece, expected to have an expiration date on your stay, to perform like a monkey for two people that don’t actually won’t the same thing, it’s incredibly likely Lainey will take the shit on you first and if she doesn’t, she will definitely never have your side on anything and you’ll eventually be the fall person for all of the problems in their relationship. They’ll expose any detail about you that they can when things fall apart, with no shame or guilt about it, but expect the wrath of having your name drug through the mud by both for a seemingly ceaseless amount of time until they either move on to the next victim or have had enough in their terms.
I don’t know if this has been said, but busybody Sarah made a stupid comment about Sam leaving, something a long the lines of “they wouldn’t just kick her out”. I don’t know where Sarah thought she had the authority to speak about Sam’s situation but Greg gave her 48 hours max. She made the comment that they gave Sarah a month to figure things out.
No. 489630
File: 1519276832410.jpg (49.13 KB, 859x578, gurg.JPG)
Honest Kids: "It's where I get my honesty from".
You've been running short for the past few years then
That creepy, old man face though
No. 489639
File: 1519278181621.png (301.28 KB, 938x474, onion21 stream.png)
I don't have video timestamps, I was watching Greg's stream live earlier for like, 20 minutes.
6:24 EST: he says all of his emails go through Lainey, so "Lainey probably thought you were an idiot first" (I don't know what comment he was replying to)
6:30 EST: [pic related] commenter: Lainey could have had friends and learned so much in college
Greg: >Lainey did go to college. they studied ___ (not Psych, idk what he said) Wait no! Psychology! I mixed up Becca"
Greg also mixed up Switzerland and Sweden and didn't care that he was wrong, because one discordfag told him he was right (Sweds are known for chocolate, not Switzerland yep yep yep)
No. 489651
>>489649Before she found out that Onion was talking shit, Sam spoke highly of Onion and Lame. She said how grateful she was for the opportunity. She defended Onion, speaking about how professional he was and how she liked Lame.
Recap: Post Sam's departure…
Onion spoke about how Lame was uncomfortable on some patron discord stream thing.
People asked Lame about it on her YN.
And fucking Lame told people in her YN streams to ask Sam about the situation.
Does Onion not know that his wife told her audience, consisting of "haters" as well aa fans, to ask Sam about what happened if they want to know more? Of course they will, and should Sam not defend herself for shit you brought up?
Onion fucking "leaked" and exposed all of the information about this situation, from Lame being uncomfortable to the alleged "inappropriate" hug. He knows his streams are recorded. The info will be leaked.
Holy shit. Do his patron fags not see how he dug his own grave and manipulated the situation? How he reframes and rewrites past situations to fit his current agenda and shift blame?
No. 489654
>>489613Sam commented: Please time stamp the part where he says he pays for my bills, because that's not a thing
Keks and the part where he started to feel weird hugging me because he realized I would never be part of their poly relationship.
No. 489655
File: 1519290093012.jpg (60.53 KB, 772x495, samcomments.jpg)
>>489654Just in case it gets deleted.
No. 489656
File: 1519290560094.png (247.05 KB, 854x480, Screenshot_2018-02-22-02-37-46…)
Here's some faxx. He claims he wasn't aroused but that's exactly what he told Lame. (From "I betrayed my spouse" part 1 at 3:40ish)
On another note, is that tape from a rhinoplasty?
No. 489657
File: 1519291551445.png (161.21 KB, 374x318, Screen Shot 2018-02-22 at 4.22…)
Isn't she considered "over weight/obese" according to Greg's definition since her stomach sags/folds….
No. 489658
File: 1519291594919.png (272.67 KB, 360x631, Screen Shot 2018-02-22 at 4.23…)
"It's a look"
No. 489659
File: 1519291631130.png (275.12 KB, 365x476, Screen Shot 2018-02-22 at 4.21…)
I think she is a troll LOL(nitpicking)
No. 489661
>>489613>how is sam helping haters?greg spergs about her being interviewed by real stream news. greg admits sam hasn't said anything mean about him but that she's said mean things about lainey
his fan asks "how is is mean for her to say lainey was uncomfortable if that's how she said she felt"
2:04 onion: here's the thing, here's the thing. Anything remotely saying something negative, like someone being uncomfortable with you there, is not helping lainey!
No. 489667
File: 1519299160386.jpg (111.44 KB, 809x618, IMG_20180222_123243.jpg)
>>489661>2:04 onion: here's the thing, here's the thing. Anything remotely saying something negative, like someone being uncomfortable with you there, is not helping lainey!um explain this, grek
No. 489669
>>489656someone should save these vids before he decides to delete them so people can't hurl his own faxxx back at him.
Also who fucking types like that lmao. "I am feeling Aroused and I just needs Cuddle"
No. 489676
>>489657>>489674It's just a baby pooch. Happens to a lot of women after having multiple kids.
I dislike the bitch as much as anyone else but there are better reasons to pick on her asides from that (her crusty lips, her smug attitude, her delusion, her transtrenderness, her retarded vocabulary, her joke of a college degree.. I mean just her entire life in general, really.
No. 489681
>>489676I think
>>489657 wasn't saying she was actually in any way fat, just that by her own husband's definition she is
No. 489686
File: 1519314215744.jpg (26.85 KB, 470x476, untitled.jpg)
>>489680I want this to be the case so much. Onion has trained her to behave like a smol bean copy of him since he first made her his child bride, right down to the manipulation, self-centeredness and smugness. Her degree might be a joke but she is obviously smarter than 2.54 GPA Grunk in "most every" way.
I hate her as much as anyone, but goddamn wouldn't it be satisfying if the end of the Onion saga was her turning the tables and being the one who controls his life and financial security? Can't wait to see the liar tramp stamp he'll have to get for messaging a girl he didn't have permission to.
No. 489689
In the interview last night with RealStreamNews, mask guy asked Sam about the Onisions IRS issues, timestamp at 20:00 The Blargh video of the interview.
https://youtu.be/DkeLGRQSlKYSam claims no knowledge of any IRS related matter.
HOWEVER…
At timestamp 20:23 she does mention that Onision and Laimey are currently looking for another house. This is intresting.
No. 489690
File: 1519318037194.jpg (490.96 KB, 1803x1020, Onions looking for a new house…)
>>489689Forgot the screenshot of the timestamp.
No. 489697
>>489696That's the part I don't understand.
Sam would constantly say she's grateful and never has she ever said anything remotely harmful about Greg or Lainey, so why is Greg so afraid and trying to devalue Sam's words? (No really, the things she revealed are things everyone already knows.)
No. 489698
>>489697Maybe all of her words have been about how Grug is kind to HER, and everything positive she says is in regard to how he treats just her. And aside from being cold and ignoring her, has Lame really interacted with Sam much?
How he treats Lainey and his kids, well, that could be another story.
No. 489700
>>489698Sam's been there for over a month so she should have a decent amount of milk. What seems to have been holding her back is her respect for Greg, which appears to be disappearing the more Greg refuses to give the same amount of respect for Sam.
If he keeps that up and doesn't apologize to Sam or vice versa, then I wouldn't blame Sam for spilling all the milk she has.
No. 489702
File: 1519323649964.png (89.03 KB, 720x569, Capture _2018-02-22-11-19-29-1…)
Comment from sam on the blargh video
No. 489703
File: 1519323675372.png (80.92 KB, 720x642, Capture _2018-02-22-11-19-45-1…)
And a reply
No. 489708
File: 1519324526081.jpg (21.69 KB, 358x412, wknq.jpg)
She changed her twitter name/bio again. Sounds like she's more butt hurt then she originally let on.
No. 489712
>>489708i love it, she's using greg and lain's public passive aggressive card against them.
greg is obsessed with trying to come out of every situation immaculate, and i have a feeling sam is going to make it really hard for him this time. i have my chocolate powder ready
No. 489713
>>489711She's really dumb and naive if she thought that he wouldn't do something like that after so many videos of him doing exactly that to other people.
Why is it that everyone who goes there seem to go in thinking that Gerg would never do such a thing to them? He's does it to every single person that goes there.
No. 489714
>>489708What a dunce
"Victim of circumstance"
She's getting on my nerves just like the onions. Get a fucking job
No. 489716
>>489702>you started with the hugs>told me I didn't even need to ask for themLol we all kinda thought Sam was thirsty when Grease said she hugged him from behind, clearly just another desperate lie to make him seem innocent to Plainey.
Also love how all predators use the "friendly hug" tactic. Women can distinctly sense creepy lingering touches, you're not a genius.
No. 489720
>>489718Thing is that Onion prides himself with exposing personal information about people who had any involvement with him. Like he did with Billie.
He also tells people to constantly "expose" him because he doesn't have anything to hide. So he should be fine with Sam talking about her stay there, otherwise according to himself he got something to hide.
No. 489729
File: 1519327768619.png (3.4 MB, 2736x1660, sonidasam.png)
>>489724lol>>489726
dunno y but got banned last post i made,
No. 489734
>>489640>PIAS CopyrightWell dang, I can't view this in my country.
Can anyone give a quick recap on what was said/happened?
No. 489736
>>489726>the notion that onion has anything but haters for the most part. half his discord pay to hate his guts and hoard cocks
my fucking sides
No. 489740
>>489731No.
In his stream he said that there were other things that Sam could have said about him other than cereal. The discord asked, rightfully, ‘like what’ and he backed off it and went back to talking about his queen Billie.
I’m not giving a time stamp because I think people are too lazy about drinking their own milk, just watch the fucking thing and then you can enter into the discussion like the rest of us fags. Scroll up.
No. 489742
>>489737Even his defence on that was that nothing he showed made maya out to be bad
Um how about even being slightly associated with you is bad? He then goes on to say that when maya expressed her being upset with them being shown to Lainey that Lainey told her to get fucked. Which of course Lainey says otherwise.
So Lainey states that she said they shouldn’t talk anymore, yet it’s GREG leaking stuff that’s the issue. Why can’t maya talk to Lainey anymore? Is Greg gonna go on Laineys shit and leak their conversations too? My god. And he goes on about how she consented to being in a video and then made her take it down which was apparently a big problem and a waste of time. Of course it never occurs to him that she was initially okay with it until she saw the hate and attention she was getting and didn’t want to be associated with that. Even being associated with them for that short of a time period puts her on the radar for sites like this. And god knows I’d never want to be mentioned on this site ever.
No. 489747
>>489689>>489695They had a smaller house that was pretty cute and completely paid off from what we could tell. Anons were already saying that they should just move into the smaller one and sell the larger one with the mortgage.
I also can't image them moving because they have so much shit and are so lazy.
No. 489751
File: 1519331561780.png (1.35 MB, 789x1466, SmartSelectImage_2018-02-22-14…)
Kek Madison spent the night at the grease mansion and I'm guessing they grilled her about her criminal record because she posted this.
No. 489754
>>489751Implying anyone here cares about Madison. kek
She's so full of herself. No1curr about her by herself, they're just interested because she's in proximity to Drama Llama Lainey and Gurgory.
No. 489757
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I have never laughed at anything this caveman has done, but watching him try and open this juice box had me on the FLOOR
No. 489759
File: 1519333385426.png (152.24 KB, 357x602, Untitled.png)
I don't think anyone should pity Sam at all.
She used Onion's infamy to her benefit and is making big money. She knew what she was doing and still does.
No. 489776
>>489775So…
He's preparing for a livestream and is going to share SCREENSHOTS that can easily be FAKED( or partially telling the truth)?
No. 489780
>>489778He might be keeping quiet for the sake of finding someone stupid enough to debate him.
(Thinking that everyone has the same short-term memory he has).
I'll respect him if his next debate is about sex toys with a heavy emphasis on prostate massagers.
No. 489783
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at this point in the saga, so many failed girlfriends have entered and left the grease mansion…
pic related is a google result for macncheesefairy lol she's looking pleased af with whoever this is. isn't it funny how all of these battered girls are now doing much better without washed up onion grandpa?(derailing)
No. 489784
>>489728I think the true root of why this is even an issue is because Greg and Lainey are extremely buttblasted over the world knowing their cereal obsession (and making fun of them for it).
They are so socially clueless about a lot of things. Greg or Lainey are always saying they “don’t understand” why we mock certain things they do. Lainey doesn’t understand why we make fun of her about Fiji. Greg doesn’t understand why his oven metaphor is hysterical. It’s incredibly obvious to people outside of Onion mansion (although, likely their Patreons aren’t smart enough to understand either) but they’re so self absorbed, they truly think they make smart decisions in life and that their superior to almost everyone else.
I mean, why else would two people, practically devoid of any real talents have Patreon anyway. I felt like it was cruel and unusual punishment every time I opened Lainey’s Younow (yesterday was seriously an all time low) because she’s boring, self-absorbed, shallow and smug about it all. But still can’t figure out why we laugh about the unreachable dream of Fiji.
No. 489785
>>489733I still think she might be a little on the spectrum and maybe that’s what she wasn’t totally picking up on the Onion’s apparent disgust towards her until it was too late.
Then again, good ol’ mixed signals Greg was probably ready to make 10,000 “my girlfriend “ videos with her until Lainey actually evolved to a spine infused doormat for a split second.
No. 489793
>>489772oh wow, TaniaUncensored is old skool. I
think they go back quite a way (like back to 2011).
No. 489814
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>>489785Sam had been actively speaking with him facetime/calls/txt etc since at least October 2017 in particular her discussion with him about joining up. I'm on mobile so can't link the time stamps but I can link a tweet that sam replied to front onion regarding joining the military. If onion had no interest in her then why pursue her?? Clearly he had to give out his number to her and voluntarily, it's not a common practice for him and fangirls.
No. 489822
File: 1519347548302.jpg (72.24 KB, 545x515, sam.jpg)
I wonder what this means lol, Sam is a bit strange.
No. 489827
File: 1519348681757.png (1014.17 KB, 1070x680, 1512082850999.png)
>>489784Never forget.
But for real, I think Lainey probably told him that Sam's leaking all of their personal info and the best they could find was "she tells the haters we eat Cheerios!"
No. 489834
File: 1519350436642.gif (3.05 MB, 600x338, ezgif.com-optimize.gif)
There's gotta be some kind of allegorical allusion to Lainey and Greg's lives to the movie "The Truman Show".
- Truman (Lainey) dreams of going to Fiji
- Lives in a closed in world, where everyone pretends everything is okay and assures her that her life is idyllic.
- Cristoff (Greg) insist the show must go on at all costs, robbing Truman of the ability to follow dreams that aren't in his pre-planned, scripted universe.
- All of Truman's friends are actors, and yesmen, and they are expected not to break script (talk badly about Greg, say something that might convince her that her situation is toxic)
- Meryl (Billie) pretends to love him and tolerates him for ulterior motives. When push comes to shove, Meryl insults him.
- When Truman goes to work, he hears a break in transmission over the radio, talking about his movements. It causes him to be more paranoid about his situation. (Patreons running to Lainey, telling her about lolcow, people trolling her streams)
- Best friend Marlon (Sarah) continues to feed his delusions, sometimes compromising their personal convictions, and struggling to do so.
There's probably more, but I watched this yesterday and I started thinking there had to be a link somehow, lol
No. 489843
File: 1519353878621.jpg (16.21 KB, 324x324, serveimage.jpg)
>>489840Poor kids and poor dogs. It's bad enough to have the flies everywhere but now there's choking hazards and oils.
No. 489847
https://www.webmd.com/children/news/20160513/more-children-accidently-poisoned-by-essential-oilsFeaturing Lainey's favorite oil, lavender:
>Highly toxic essential oils include camphor, clove, lavender, eucalyptus, thyme, tea tree, and wintergreen oils, the researchers noted. >Many essential oils can cause symptoms such as agitation, hallucinations and seizures. >Symptoms may also include chemical burns, breathing problems, liver failure and brain swelling, among others.
>While there are hundreds of essential oils, "tea tree oil is commonly cited, and most of those cases are accidental ingestions by children," Loden said.
>To keep kids and pets safe, Loden recommends storing essential oils properly – locked and out of reach. Follow instructions regarding their use, and seek help by calling Poison Control (1-800-222-1222 in the United States) in an emergency, he advised.http://www.naturallivingideas.com/essential-oil-dangers/https://www.livestrong.com/article/402048-are-there-bad-side-effects-of-lavender-oil/https://www.umm.edu/health/medical/altmed/herb/lavenderPSA: Don't call CPS over this. Hard to prove anything they do or don't do, and it's not enough to get the kids taken away. Based on everything we've read and seen though, we know that she's not being cautious enough.
No. 489851
>>489844A vacation? Lamo is actually getting a vacation after waiting 6 years? Wow, Onion really is becoming the doormat of the relationship.
Did she say where? Is she actually getting Fiji?
No. 489854
>>489851a vacation from WHAT exactly? from cunting about the filthy flyblown mcmansion in toddler's clothes and pyjamas? from sitting on their arses in front of ring lights, troweling on makeup? from creeping on pubescent girls?
harsh. those poor overworked predators
No. 489859
File: 1519362191052.png (1.15 MB, 1067x697, fiji.png)
>>489834I have some more comparisons:
- A few people over the years try to infiltrate their "bubble" and destroy the illusion they created for themselves (Vix, other randoms, people on her streams almost everyday lol)
- Everything is "for sale" in their life (because you pay to be a Patreon)
- Sylvia (Maya), who was only supposed to be an extra, enters the fray. When it is apparent that she won't stick to Cristoff's (Greg's) script, she is removed from the situation, despite Truman (Lainey) possibly having true feelings for her. (I know, it's a stretch, lol)
- Viewers know all the mundane details of their lives because they're constantly broadcast.
No. 489860
Transcript of the 12 minutes RealStream posted of Sams stream talking about Greg.
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I don't know, I don't know what to make of it to be honest. He thought, like, my interview was to expose him, like, he thought realstream was a hater. Realstreamnews is not a hater.
He- He took like a bunch of stuff that people commented in his stream like, like law. Like seriously, like, everybody was saying things that 'I would say like directly'
(unsure if thats correct)
For whatever reason he thought I said in the stream that he kissed me, and he was like "oh thats disgusting" And I'm like no, thats clearly a lie because I did not say that. But he felt the need to say that it was disgusting.
He sent me a few messages, just mainly being upset about the fact that I was doing any kind of interview. He was so upset over nothing. He compared me saying we had cheerios for breakfast to something horrible. Cause he has nothing against me, thats when he started making the pettiest of arguments.
It was a rumour brought up on Laineys stream? Why would you take hearsay as like, as law? People can say whatever they want. It never came out of my mouth. I never once ever said Greg and Kiss in the same sentence. He acted like me even saying anything about Lainey was hating. Like just mentioning them was hating. Thats not how it works.
He's so scared, like he said it. He said he was scared. He's scared of what I could've said. What is there to be scared of? Like he even said he didn't want to say something because he acted like, um, I would say something and everyone would just believe me. He didn't want to say anything because he felt like I would say something. Like what?
And if he was so concerned that having me around was like having a walking camera to like tell the world, like I've never said anything horribly personal other than we had cheerios for fucking breakfast one day. And Lainey made me avocados, like shit. Nothing like, he compared it to saying how he wipes his ass. Nothing like that, c'mon. You've got to be kidding me. I'm insulted.
I'm pissed. I'm pissed. Mentioning somebody and talking about them doesn't mean you're hating. Even his discord people were saying I never say anything bad about either of them. But hes like "Oh y'know Sam never said anything bad about me but she said bad things about Lainey"
I'm like no. But he said the bad thing I said about Lainey was that Lainey felt anxious around me. But he himself admitted it in his own words thats how things were. But its bad because I said it. I complimented his cooking, I never said anything negative, I never say anything about their kids. Like nothing but good things, yeah I even complimented Laineys cooking, like the fuck do you want from me.
They'll (or he'll? I'll?) never be fucking happy. And you'd be surprised what he has the balls to tell me. I don't even wanna– I don't even wanna say it like, I feel physically sick, the way he actually feels about me. They want me to stay off the internet? Good fucking luck.
He doesn't– like, shit. I don't even know what to say. I don't think he ever saw me as a friend. After what he said on stream today, I just watched his stream before I came on. I watched the entire thing. He said– he said a few things that I'm like what the fuck. But just by me repeating it its like I'm a hater, for repeating it. I've never said anything like that they haven't said first. I was always super careful. But not careful enough, apparently I can't speak about what I want to speak about. He's upset that like I didn't clean up? In where in the job description was there that said clean the house. What, me? I'm suppose to clean after your whole family? I mean I would've if he asked me to, but he never once asked me. He told me that I never did anything unless he asked me to do it, he never asked me to clean. Not once. Not a single time.
You never cleaned up after yourself? What didn't I clean up after myself? And was I suppose to stand infront of the– the uh, thing and wash every single individual thing I used? Like they– they threw everything in the dishwasher. Thats how things gets cleaned. They don't slave infront of a sink washing dishes, like what am I suppose to do put my– my little thing that I used like wash it right away and just put it away? What did I ever not clean? How about– how about my fucking shower the day I get there I'm like hey the things backed up, it takes them til the day before I leave to unclog it. The damn thing was still backed up, I was– I had my feet in a pool of whoever was using the showers filth everytime I took a shower. Talk about cleaning up. And not once did I ever tell anybody about that, not once did I ever complain about that. But you're going to complain that I never cleaned up after myself. You couldn't– you couldn't clean up the place before–
I don't– I don't get it man. I don't get it. I really don't get it. Its like they want a conflict. When I got there, there was like a face mask, like sitting in the shower drain. Like a huge clumpy old mess. Theres nothing I could've done, to make anybody happy. Nobody cleaned the bathroom I used, or was I suppose to clean up after the person who used it before me? Little do I know I was– everytime I took a shower my feet were bathing in the filth of Jaclyn Glenn and Social Repose. Like whoever use the shower, it was fucking nasty man. Don't fucking bitch at me that I never cleaned up.
–end–
No. 489861
>>489860"When I got there, there was like a face mask, like sitting in the shower drain. Like a huge clumpy old mess. Theres nothing I could've done, to make anybody happy. Nobody cleaned the bathroom I used, or was I suppose to clean up after the person who used it before me? Little do I know I was– everytime I took a shower my feet were bathing in the filth of Jaclyn Glenn and Social Repose. Like whoever use the shower, it was fucking nasty man. Don't fucking bitch at me that I never cleaned up."
Thank you! I watched it but still appreciate it! Lainey is absolutely disgusting, her lazy ass would be the type to not clean up the face mask… Well it's probably both Gurg and lainey since he also uses face masks.
Seriously what is the point of cleaning when you are still gonna make a mess even though you have a cleaning lady that comes every week. I surprised CPS didn't think anything was wrong with these two neglectful parents.
No. 489863
File: 1519364438443.jpg (2.03 MB, 3988x3988, BeFunky Collage.jpg)
I think when Greg was saying Billies armpits smelled he was actually talking about Lainey. This chick looks nasty and smelly.(nitpicking)
No. 489866
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OT I know it will never happen but could you imagine how badly he’d drag Lamey?
No. 489867
>>489782plausible deniability in the future if he ever sends risky texts
if someone asks for him to prove texts "I can't because I have them auto deleted after 30 days DUHH"
also lainey won't be able to snoop his texts anymore which I'm sure she does
No. 489868
File: 1519367328127.png (453.32 KB, 750x1334, A4EC9213-100B-49CF-8388-8A83D8…)
Didn’t see this on the thread so here’s some milk. It proves how hypocritical they are…
From “The Blargh’s” video tonight…
No. 489871
I find it so funny lainey said she never told anyone to f off when she did it on stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b00_UY8XcESomewhere in this stream she says "I NEVER told anyone to f off before"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12BynHzh_Co&t=7s No. 489881
>>489864It's real obvious because he keeps using the word negative which he used to describe Plainey in the situation with Billie in that stick figure video. The kind of people that follow them would probably change it up or say something like "talk shit" instead of "speak negatively." Onion probably thinks he sounds superior but it makes him stand out because he's like how do you do fellow kids?
>>489880I don't feel bad for her at all. She's a cunt. They deserve eachother. They're the same gross kind of scummy people. Cut from the same cloth.
No. 489887
>>489880>I like beauty channel dramaOh, honey.
The saddest part of this video is that lainey is right about everything. She basically admits greg breaks up with her when they have arguments. plains solution?
>serve me papers and forever be in IRS debt while paying me child support I also don't get how she can say "people like drama" when she's married to greg.
No. 489894
File: 1519386477549.png (1.28 MB, 1704x960, Screen Shot 2018-02-23 at 12.4…)
this shitty song popped up on my recommends and i spotted a gregspelling
No. 489903
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Sam left a comment on a video titled "ONISION MUST BE STOPPED". You know, casually complementing a "hater" kek.
No. 489907
>>489903Sam is definitely trolling at this point. I respect that.
It’s been a lot easier getting milk out of her than any other girls that stayed in the grease mansion. Especially now that Gurgle talked shit about her. She hasn’t flat out said that Lame treated her like shit while she was there, but I think we can guess she did. Sam was too quick to believe Lame accused her of stealing. Which means that she probably shit talked her and accused her of other things as well and Honesty Greg played messenger.
It’s not even speculation that Greg wants to see Lainey miserable anymore. Sam admitted that they were alone with Momma Tami when she was complimenting her and when they returned to the grease mansion he was quick to tell Lainey about it. That’s not “keeping no secrets.” That’s wanting to make someone feel bad. Especially since it’s well known that Tami doesn’t like Lame.
No. 489908
>>489907She was always trolling. She admitted her mom followed the onion/lame drama during her real
cough news interview that she said wasn't an interview despite calling it an interview herself. She's a flake at best at this point, scrabbling for her 5 mins of efame. She's contradicted herself more than gurg does, samstans are ignoring the faxxxx purely to criticise the onions more. This is a shitshow and I like it. It's going to end badly for sam's career if she doesn't up her game and start realising that the Internet never forgets. Twenty people fawning over you on a little known twitch channel won't get her very far in life. You're remembered for the bad choices you make never the good, case in point, the Onions.
No. 489910
>>489908>never the good, case in point, the Onions.Don;t disagree with what you said, but both of their lives are a series of bad decisions and no good ones at all, as far as I can tell. In particular Taylor, who shacked up with a YouTuber 10 years older than her, and cheating her father out of tuition/board money for college; unplanned pregnancy; taking online college classes for her "degree"; arguably grooming a 14 year old and sending them semi-clothed photos of herself; allowing her wandering-eyed husband with a prior history of abusive behavior to convince here that she was gender-special and bi, even though she specifically stared not too much earlier that she was straight; allowing her wandering-eyed husband with a prior history of abusive behavior that they should try polyamory, even though neither of them had the slightest idea of the emotional and mental ramifications; allowing said husband to import a girl for "her;" allowing said husband to unilaterally declare how their marital relationship was going to change; publicly shitting on the girl when the "relationship" inevitably fell apart; "accidentally" getting pregnant again; allowing said husband to continue to import young girls for "her;" putting up with continued emotionally and mentally abusive behavior; refusing to take proper care of her children; refusing to stand up for people who genuinely care for her; refusing to place proper responsibility for the problems in her marriage (e.g., it is never her's or Greg's fault that they have a terrible marriage– always someone else's).
I mean, that's a lot of "mistakes" to make in 6 short years.
No. 489914
>>489910>e.g., it is never her's or Greg's fault that they have a terrible marriage– always someone else'sAnd that’s why they continue to bring in more girls for their little trinity. It gives them an excuse to blame their problems on that instead of facing the truth; they are both shit human beings and they are miserable with each other.
As long as Lame is young and semi-attractive, Gurg will continue to use her as a way to lure in younger girls. When she gets older and comes off as more of a creep to every girl they meet, he’ll be even more miserable because they won’t be able to get anymore distractions.
No. 489916
>>489914Has anybody ever asked her in she knows what unicorn hunting is? Because there's nothing #goals about finding a rando teen (lol at Greg trying to pretend he's not into 18 yr olds in his new rating vid) to use, abuse and discard.
Speaking of Greg trying to make Lainey feel bad like telling her about Tami liking Sam, her moments also revealed Greg looked through her negative comments and told her someone said she had a "pouch," she doesn't read her comments for a reason, there's literally no reason to tell her this except to hint at something and try and make her feel bad/change without having to take responsibility.\
And ofc the next day someone says this and she defends him. They're both garbage
No. 489918
>>489910The onions' life is a series of catclysmically bad choices, I'm sure if I looked hard enough there would be a few good choice examples out there (I mean children are a good choice under normal circumstances but…) but only the negative spring to mind tbh.
>>489912 sam may be a lot of things but charismatic and interesting are not two qualities I see in her, I see pettiness and jealousy with more than a hit of melodramatic brattyness (see every twitch stream she's done alone) she's pandering to an audience that will not remember her name, she made the only choice of youtuber available to her despite her thirst for others. She's spending her time frantically searching "onion haters" and leaving comments on every upload she comes across. She's feeding a fire that she started. It will burn out but not before it burns her.
No. 489920
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Lol, I can't believe the shit Taylor lets her husband get away with. She blamed the comment about her "pouch" on the person who apparently commented not her husband. Gurg has made plenty of videos where he calls woman that are smaller than Taylor fat. It's so obvious he isn't attracted to the pouch his children came out of.
No. 489922
>>489880She’s just such a smug, nasty bitch. Her transformation into Gerglefemme is complete. She learned how to be a piece of shit from another piece of shit, and she is just grotesque at this point. Her fans have inflated her ego to such an unhealthy degree.
She really thinks she is better than everyone else. Sorry because I say this constantly, but I cannot believe this self centered twat has two kids. The mind boggles.
No. 489927
File: 1519405994337.jpg (289.19 KB, 1027x1640, Greg losing subs ha.jpg)
It's so great to see that Greg's subscribers are really choosing to stand behind him and his videos.
Look at that support! Look at all of Greg's fans!!
No. 489930
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>>489920>>489921To be fair both of these bodies look a lot larger than lame's, whilst neither is obese they're clearly also not anachans. Lame's waist is the width of her shoulders, there is nothing wrong with her body shape but promoting herself as ~underweight/so smol~ is not very honest.. she's an average woman with an average [calorie restricted whilst nursing] shape.
No. 489931
>>489916Of course he looked through her comments because he knows she gets hate and he probably gets off on it. Why else would he take the time to see what people say about her? And then to repeat it, "hey huhu did u see where someone said u had a pouch? huhu FAT!" He didn't say it like that, but he probably wanted to.
Maybe it's because most people don't enjoy making their spouse feel like shit, but usually you wouldn't tell your spouse shitty things people say, especially not your own parent. He has no respect for her and he definitely loves the subtle jabs at her.
No. 489946
>>489908kind of disappointing if she was just a troll trying to use them for e-fame since it died so quickly. Troll or not, she should have been smarter about leaking drama/appearing like a hater if she wanted to stay there longer. Doing that interview was also not smart if she actually wanted to get back to grease mansion. I mean for her personally, its probably best that the greg thing is over, but for milk's sake, it's bad since i'm now truly convinced greg can't find a new person to bring in that actually wants to be with him. Lameo and greg are gonna be stuck together forever trying to cling onto any fame they can, and its just boring to watch at this point.
>>489919Honestly that sounds like more of the lie. I wouldnt be surprised if teen lameo planned to have troy in hopes to keep him forever by tying him down with a kid. She's proven she is insane at this point.
No. 489947
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>>489930Lol, "a lot larger". Uhm, maybe in the second pic the girls stomach is bigger but other than that they (both pictures) look like they are in the same weight range (of course there are factors like height).
I guess it doesn't matter cause according to Greg's definition Taylor is in the overweight category. Oh, wait he has an underweight category also!
No. 489952
>>489949>how does greg even have subscribers anymore.I think he's either buying subscribers or activly creating youtube accounts and subbing to himself.
We can see it in his views/likes. He doesn't even have 100K Fans anymore, his subscribers have to be dead or fake accounts, every real person is unsubscribing from him.
But he's somehow still there with his ~*~MiLliOnS oF sUbS~*~
No. 489953
File: 1519413750546.jpg (67.87 KB, 555x720, 28383441_197767240956625_11834…)
I don't know who this is, but they're just how the onions like them. Thought Lainey's retweet of this was worth a screenshot.
No. 489964
>>489920She just needs better fitted panties.
Really his ratings mean little because he straight up only sees lain for sex. Turn her around and it doesn’t matter if she has a big stomach or not.
No. 489972
File: 1519414703073.png (1.01 MB, 1334x750, 1B6F97D1-EA8A-4E80-854E-FEE326…)
In Greg’s new video about having BPD he obviously give watered down answers to appear “normal” and not like he really is (see picture) but did anyone else think he was trying to imply Lainey might be the one with BPD in the first quiz?
No. 489976
>>489972When a Patron sent Lainey a quote about BPD, Lainey said "That sounds more like me than Greg."
And yeah Greg did make a point to allude to Lainey being the one with issues
No. 489980
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Lame is going to get triggered and put on more of little clots clothes.
No. 489984
>>489980Is this onion getting ready to use his kids to divert attention from a possible drama bomb from sam?
>Sam: Greg did this terrible thing!!!
>Onion: Look internet! Over here!! This is my son I swore to never mention again..It's a win for him either way, even the worst of his "shadow fans" wouldn't openly criticise his children and he keeps the internets interest for a little while longer.
No. 489989
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this was so rage inducing.
someone asked if agender is considered a gender if it means no gender.
lamey responds with
>it's considered a gender identity. like essentially i don't identify as male or female but it is still like my gender identity is agender.
gender identity is "a person's perception of having a particular gender."
agender is "an identification for people who do not identify with or conform to any gender."
maybe i'm just stupid when it comes to this but that makes no sense
No. 489991
>>489989There's two ends of masculine and feminine. She identifies with elements of BOTH, as she herself says. It'd be more accurate for her to say she identifies with BOTH masculinity and femininity, rather than neither, because… that's.. the truth?
She calls herself gendered terms all the time- prince, boy, he, fuckboi, mom… This BS about being "allowed" and "valid" for putting on and taking off "agender" like a hat is so stupid. If she's not a trans then she's just an androgynous female, get over it lame-o
She's starting to adopt Greg's mental gymnast way of thinking. "Lainey didn't kick out Sam because we both did." "I didn't leave Lainey. I left both of them."
No. 489992
>>489989It's made up bullshit that makes no sense, no need to try and wrap your mind nonsense.
It's a revival of the hyper-PC culture that surfaced in the early to mid 90s, and then culture boomerangs back around. It's just the way it goes.
If you're an old like me, you remember when the disabled were supposed to be called "differently abled" instead of handicapped, or "handi-capable". And you couldn't say black, it had to be "African-American". Anyway, things change and people get over shit and life moves on. This whole gender speshul movement is having it's day, and will pass.
Lainey is a follower, and needs something to hang her identity on. Once Greg boots her out, she'll join 50 mom groups about wine and homeschooling (or whatever), and that'll be her new thing.
No. 489994
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>>489993
Newfags please adapt to image board culture so I don't have to screenshot shit for you. It really is basic.(derailing)
No. 490002
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Tinfoil: I saw this picture on twitter earlier and I started thinking about how Lainey was when we first saw her. When they first got together she was an admitted straight girl and said on her tumblr that she was not bi. And we know that Grug is the one who continuously told her she was bi and convinced her she needed a woman's love. I think that Grug orchestrated all of this to get girls into the grease mansion. First he convinced her she was bi, then being non-binary became a big thing on the internet and suddenly she was non-binary. I think Grug has manipulated her and is now forcing her to keep up this image of being a smol bean space prince as a way to relate to her young audience and get their money. And as a way to get young girls for himself. Because we know Lame isn't affectionate with them. Lainey being agender is definitely a lie because she said she wasn't bi before she started her channel, but now on streams she talks about how she had a crush on a girl and knew she was bi when she was a teenager. This definitely started out as a facade for the internet because we saw that Lame called herself Grug's "little girl" and her kids call her mom. But if you lie to yourself for too long you'll actually believe it.
I know we talked about this already but I think Greg is the mastermind behind Lainey's image. Everything she does is either for or because of him. Like she also said she would never start a channel, but then she did to "help" Greg.
No. 490007
>>490006i can watch it but i can't record it. some trolls said sam rejected him and he's now implying that he rejected her.
>if they only knew. if they only knew. the person involved isn't talking about it so i'm not going to talk about it.ok grug
No. 490020
okay I couldn’t record and I already started this so for those that don’t want to watch the stream here you go. this is him talking about sam a bit.
It started because someone said sam rejected him.
sorry if this isn't very milky and it's pretty long.
>20:42 – “uh to the person who commented about rejection, if you only knew. that’s so silly. yeah if you only knew."
>21:04 - stupid laugh “that was great, that was a great laugh, that evil laugh I just did.” more stupid laughing “I read the comments and I’m just laughing cause I’m like if they only knew.”
>21:18 - someone asked what they said “they’re just talking about stuff that I’m not talking about because of people involved. the people involved aren’t talking about it so I’m not talking about it.”
>22:33 – “again to that commenter, if you only knew."
someone asked if he hates sam.
>44:36 – “to alien, I probably should but I don’t. he asked if I hate someone. And the only reason I say that is because you don’t know the full story. I think that they’re fine, I just think that they’re misguided.”
discordfags and fatbecca talking
>44:55 – “I do wanna communicate I do feel kind of bad because I’ve told you guys uh part of the story with that, that girl was here. but there’s more to the story that’s kind of crucial.”
>45:13 – “it was stuff that she did that I don’t think is nice for me to tell everybody, so I’m not gonna.”
discordfags and “aw I’m sorry”
>45:21 – “yeah but I mean if you knew, you would more than support Lainey is what I’m saying.”
someone in discord says they think they know what he’s talking about
>45:30 – “well and you would also, you would also understand my position and feeling uncomfortable and all that.”
Becca says she knows what he’s talking about because of how he says “if only you knew”
>45:45 – “well yeah it’s just so funny that they would say that cause it really is just if only you knew, cause it’s not all –“ idk what he said, discordfags talked over him.
>46:12 – “but no like uh I did exchange emails today and I made it clear that their position was, I mean I made it clear that I was full aware of what was going on. So, I think we’re at a position of a mutual shut up.”
People comment about him not being honest and Becca starts arguing with them.
>46:31 – “well the, the agreement was that person uh, cause I told them that the reason I, I would bring stuff up is because they were actively running their mouth and I needed to respond to it. So I said you know if you’re not running your mouth then I don’t have to – cause I intended to not even say a word but then they were livestreaming about it etc.”
>46:55 – “I don’t wanna reveal like all the stuff unless I have to. So I’m not at the point where I have to reveal what happened so I’m not going to. Unless I have to.”
that was pretty much it.
No. 490022
>>490013Yeah, the reason he pushed Lainey so hard to be bi is because he has a huge lesbian fetish. In one of his (awful) books his self insert mc is in a three way relationship with a bi girl and a lesbian, and he's blabbed on several times on how two girls kissing is the ~most beautiful sight in the world~
I doubt he ever wanted the whole agender bullshit to happen, but he's willing to play along with it since Lainey brings in the monie$$$$$$
No. 490024
>>490015I hope that if Sam releases emails, they don't reveal that she admitted to feelings towards him without him also admitting to having feelings for her.
I highly doubt that he'd say or imply that he has or had feelings for Sam, though. He knows the chances of emails, texts, etc being made public. If anything, they would probably reveal that he tried to manipulate Sam into saying she had feelings to heal his bruised ego, feel wanted by getting her to work for his forgiveness and friendship, and because he wants to know he wields that power over her to be compliant.
We already know he guilts and shames people (mainly women) into telling him things he wants to hear that build his self-esteem. If their email exchanges are like that, it's nothing we already don't know about Onion as a person.
If Sam reveals anything about those emails, it will give Onion permission to reveal everything within them. Hopefully whatever is in them is actual milk if she publicizes them, but I doubt there's something that he can't excuse away like the messages between him and Vix or Luxy or etc.
No. 490027
>>490008Who's the smart girl in the stream who keeps
triggering Onion by correcting him when he talks about narcissism and co-dependency?
No. 490033
>>490025i also found it strange that Grug hasn't made a video about her but instead they've been going back and forth in their streams. he keeps implying Sam did something but i get the feeling he did as well. i mean sam has said a lot on her streams and he still remains quiet which isn't greg-like behavior. maybe sam will spill a little more and then he'll share whatever it is we don't know. like he said, he's scared of her and there's gotta be a reason for it. either he really does have something he's not sharing or this is all for his bruised ego because people said she rejected him.
does anyone know what lainey and sam talked about on the phone as to why she had to leave? sam said in a stream that someone else talked about it, but i haven't heard it.
No. 490036
>>490025Honestly if he had anything on her he would have said it by now. He doesn't have anything so he just says dumb shit pretending he does.
Besides that she's out if the house which means her life will be way better. AJ is happy with a new guy and a great job, Shiloh lost a shitload of weight, has a new guy who has muscles Greg can only dream of and is getting back into music, Billies getting sponsored by makeup companies and has Drew, Skye is a nurse. Lainey and Greg are like the guy in good luck Chuck, once people leave their lives just get way better lol
No. 490046
>>490042He has for the last 3 streams at least on his twitch, see the videos from here:
https://www.twitch.tv/onisiongamesBut he links periscope videos on his twitter as well.
No. 490047
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>>490045Yeah, a narcissistic 35 year old man child cackling and saying "if only they knew" like that is such milk. Might as well feed into Sam's conflicting stories, because of it.
No. 490054
>>490053You guys severely overestimate gerg when it comes to this. If he had anything he would be ALL OVER IT. He's attacked EVERYONE he's had issues with. Even his own wife. He has
nothing and he knows it. He's bluffing like a narc does.
No. 490058
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Lol I like her(don't use emojis)
No. 490081
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Gurg: Now we're observing the ancient Laineybot"
TRIGGERED
Taylor: Ancient…..?
Give it up Taylor doesn't matter how much you deny it you are too old for onion boy. He likes his girls under 18/underdeveloped or a Billie.
No. 490087
>>490082The fake name is so people can't google her/"him" to find out what a gross existence "Lainey" is dragging the third party in to
Easily one of the most transparent schemes of theirs… It's still gross tho.
No. 490090
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>>490089sry forgot the pic
No. 490096
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>>490095She seems to have more "dysphoria" regarding her feet than anything else. Like seriously lying about her shoe size and how smol her feet are. Even Sam mentioned she's never met someone so obsessed with the size of their feet (when asked about Lainey's size). She seems quite proud of her chests even though Greg admitted he preferred underdeveloped girls.
No. 490100
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>>490098>>490097>>490096it all seems to have started bc billie actually has smol feet. gerg probably told her how precious her tiny feet are and it set taylor off and made her obsessively start to insist that she doesnt have a normal shoe size. she gets so irrationally angry about it
No. 490102
>>490090>my boyfriendsyeah okay
>>490091im pretty sure last time they did a BOYFRIEND GIRLFRIEND TAG the defense was iTs jUsT a TaG!!111!
No. 490105
>>490098she loathes being normal, and she is in almost every single way imaginable (and almost everything she isnt normal in, shes a fucking freak).
>>490085i dunno dudes, who doesnt have a 14 year old bestie they complain to about their marital problems
>im grooming you nicely No. 490106
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>>490058Her updated version is even better
No. 490108
>>490090Was this posted last night or this morning?
It’s a bit weird that she would post a video but not live stream or at least tweet about it like she normally does. Unless Greg uploaded it to her patreon. I definitely think something happened last night.
No. 490110
>>490097Nah, she claims she's a size 4 in KIDS. And when someone told her a kids size 4 is the same as a woman's size 6, she flipped her shit and would NOT believe it. Saying "There's no way, that's not possible, how would that even work".
She likes saying she wears kids shoes to seem extra smol, and acknowledging that's a fairly normal size for an adult woman
triggers the shit out of her.
No. 490112
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>>490109Tfw you're calling out other people for being "dirty".. The hypocrisy is strong with this one.
Note she's changed her bio yet AGAIN an allusion to grug's teenypeen or a nod to the fact she's gonna drop some faxxxx?
No. 490113
>>490110She's a 4/12 in kids which actually is more like a 7 in adult. She was so
triggered in that stream and denied it and in her poshmark was selling size 7 shoes Lol!
I'm sure they fought last night, she usually let's people know via Twitter when she doesn't she knows she's going to worry her teen fans, just victimizing herself.
No. 490114
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Getting a little insecure with your age now Gruggie?
No. 490122
>>490114grease at it again with those desperate mental gymnastics…
>uses example of 2 older adults, the younger being near his own age>tries to look young and ~grossed out~sweetie, you know we're all talking about grown men YOUR age preying on teens
No. 490127
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>>490097If her feet are really that smol, gerg must have some abnormally small feet for a "5'11" man. Lol he would have to wear boys/youth shoes since men's shoes wouldn't carry his size:
I'm sure if someone said you have abnormally small feet and can't wear men's shoes he would get
triggered and expose Taylor's shoe size. Faxxx.
No. 490131
>>490117I think she was bi-curious when she was younger but wasn't able to "experiment" with girls since gerg took her in as his child bride.
I don't think she is bi, as she was so uncomfortable every time she got intimate with Billie. She just wants a cool, alternative/emo bestie she can listen music with and do some makeup. She can't handle it if her predator gerg actually becomes interested in her gf, or especially if the gf becomes interested in gerg.
She is so wishy washy, telling gerg she wants a three way poly relationship where she can be intimate with the girl alone but behind his back she tells the girl she isn't comfortable with the two of them being intimate together. She then pretends to be the victim "I didnt understand what he meant when he said he is gonna do whatever he wants in this poly relationship". Sure Taylor… I'm sure she is the one that manipulates every situation that it ends badly so gerg will see that every girl other than Taylor is a bitch/cunt/betrayer…
No. 490132
>>490127His foot is not quite an inch bigger than hers.
So if she wore a women’s 6, he would wear a men’s 8-8.5. Although on the smaller end it’s not a freakish size. And since his feet look proportional to his height, I’m guessing he’s like 5’7 to 5’9.
No. 490137
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okay so I decided to do a comparison. Lainey claims that she's 5'3 and Greg claims that he is 5'11 (I know, we've heard it so much.)
So check this out.(I didn't have time to make it cute so forgive me.)
In the cage video Greg's insecurity gets the best of him so he asks Lainey to stand next to him to prove he's not a manlet. If you see, he's trying really hard to stand up straight, tilting his head back and Lainey's head goes to his chin. Then in the second photo, Paul Simon is 5'3 and his head goes to Josh Hutcherson's chin and well Hutcherson is 5'6.
So it looks like Greggle is actually 5'6 and thought he could use his wife who's a bit smaller than him to prove otherwise. 5'6 isn't a bad height, idk why he's trying so hard.
No. 490138
>>490132Actually, if Lainey is really a 6-6.5 it would put him at EU 40ish or US women size 9s.
This is my size and I regularly buy size 7 mens sneakers. I'm not too sure but I think this might be the size where most men's shoes start from. I tried asking for a 6.5 men's a few times and I've actually always been told they don't carry that size.
No. 490139
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>>4901375'6 is pretty short tbh but this one is a bit more generous
No. 490141
>>490139I think she's confirmed in a stream that he IS 5'8. It was in an old temp thread so can't pull it out now.
I'm pretty sure he was lying hard about being 6 feet before but now he's mellowed out about that agenda and only talks about how he's taller than Lainey. He knows the heigh diff is too miniscule to continue on with the lie.p
No. 490142
Speaking of Lainey, Greg was lovebombing her during his twitch stream last night, I'm sure we all know why. People were commenting about Sam being right and Lainey being a doormat. He says, after alluding to these mysterious Sam e-mails,
25:50 "(People call Lainey Plaine).. Laineys like the least plain person I know at this point. Maybe when I first met Lainey they were pretty uh normal, but.. I dunno. (Discord fag says Lainey's an amazing person) Greg: You know what Lainey is, is Lainey uh sometimes very savage."
OHhoho savage you say? Smol bean not so innocent after all?
Then he responds to someone calling Lainey a codependent doormat, and he gets in a heated argument about the definition of codependent (26:20), yells about hating "college" people correcting him, demands a google def, pulls it up and is proven wrong and Becca forces him to apologize. He proves that he actually hates his beloved "fax," RIP Fax Machine
No. 490144
>>490022He has a fetish of "turning gay girls straight" just for him. Lainey's his biggest fan and she knows this. So she screams that she's gay and only pan for him to feed his narcissistic ass.
It's the same thing with her pretending to have an eating disorder. Gurg believes that he can cure EDs so Lainey pretends to have one for his atttention.
No. 490146
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Already copying that Jessie girl she wants her around to steal all the ideas from her lol.
No. 490147
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Why do they have hot sauce in their bathroom? Are they the sort of parents who punish using hot sauce?
No. 490149
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>>490113Jesus Christ her feet are big for her height. Like…. 5'2 and size 7, how does she even pretend to have small feet with a straight face?
That's small if you're like 5'6+
I'm taking this from the comparison point that I am 5'9 and size 8 and my feet are totally in proportion with my height. She must look like she's about to go ski in the snow with feet like that.
No wonder she looks like big foots over bleached lost cousin.
No. 490155
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They have a fucking polyamory flag in their bathroom.
No. 490162
>>490161i feel like gerggie uses it as like a way to hold punishment over her like a mum scolding a shite kid
"Wait til your next gf comes"
No. 490163
>>490158True, without context her feet aren't huge, but only when you aren't aware of her obsession with small feet. Lainey is the definition of average. I wonder does Greg like feet that make his penis look bigger?
She is so average that although she has had for years an endless budget of time and money for makeup– she's still mediocre with doing makeup.
No. 490164
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He's so fucking annoying and I keep getting these despite not being subscribed to him.
No. 490166
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He's trying to convince himself, just like he tries to pretend he loves his wife.
No. 490169
>>490163
>I wonder does Greg like feet that make his penis look bigger? I think it is what other Anons have said: Billie is genuinely tiny and has cute tiny feet. Taylor didn't start all this foot shit until after Billie came on the scene.
It is pathetic how hung up on her both Greg and Taylor still are.
No. 490170
>>490155gross as fuck
>>490114>>490081It seems like they'll divorce in a year or too. Taylor on younow admitted coming to terms with things if gregs leaves.
No. 490175
>>490173Lainey used to be so diligent about streaming every day, maybe her discord hate made her salty?
He's trying to make himself not seem like a pedo again, but for what reason? Lainey did mention that her parents watch her videos and stuff, so maybe they've seen some of his recent spergs? Or maybe we was talking to a teen on his forum, and got spooked?
No. 490179
>>490175iirc there is a 14y/o patron who been privvy to some pretty disturbing conversations during his streams although one underaged paying fan shouldn't really unnerve him to the point he seemingly is.
>>490178*The twitter messages have been pretty much debunked I think, it was trolls imitating his patrons and they managed to fool Grug into thinking they were actual patrons until one of them went too far and exposed themselves.
*Not intended to derail only to clarify.
No. 490181
>>490180yeah anons lainey has stated numerous times she had classes on campus and some online, it's not unusual.
>>490154and i have no idea what this anon is on about, i go to british uni for STEM and your classes are all relevant to the degree, you're kind of there to be specialised in that field lol
No. 490194
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Genuine question, I'm not makeup savvy at all but with fiLling in eyebrows aren't you supposed to make it look like it's natural or is it "aesthetic" or whatever to be able to see the stencil lines and fill the brow blotchy and uneven?
How dOes she look at herself in the mirror and think that looks good, or am I just clueless about makeup!?
No. 490198
>>490147What a waste of Cholula.
>>490194Her brows are the worst. She's trying to do Instabrows like Billie but she's piss poor at it. She actually asked Billie to come teach her how to do brows as part of her flirting. Little did Billie know that meant let me wear you as a skin suit.
No. 490208
>>490175Surely it’s because he’s trying to make it seem like YUCK I would never ever be attracted to Sam retroactively trying to cover his tracks?
Unless I have sams age wrong, from what I remember she’s a years or two younger than Lainey?
No. 490211
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Since Greg made the “age gap” video, and tried to make things creepy with his virtue signaling.
At 18, Taylor was 9, and Billie 6.
I know he wants people to watch his videos and that’s why he’s trying so hard to be controversial, but it’s so annoying how he tries so hard to be so morally superior to everyone, all the time.
No. 490217
>>490193did he make an exclusive video or something about his irs fail? why's it gone?
anyways, the irs takes forever auditing, and they've just rolled up their sleeves if this is the first news he has received. still, wouldn't that make plainey want to stream more, so she can be a good workhorse for grease? start answering those chat questions about binders, gurl!
No. 490218
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>>490217He posted a patron exclusive video apparently. Some anon posted this and then shortly deleted it.
No. 490224
>>490218actually Grease should show proof of this massive debt, it's funny how he releases morsels of "personal info" to benefit himself.
wouldn't it be convenient if he kept adding onto that debt to keep patrons hanging on?? provide receipts
No. 490225
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>>489868Sam commented a second time in that thread.
No. 490231
>>490188Link to reupload.
Patron Only Update
https://youtu.be/uhE2kjLnvp4 No. 490235
>>490230Her body is completely fine and looks healthy for someone of her height and stature. Especially for someone who had two kids and doesn't work out. But I don't think people didn't like her video cause is was "pro-Ana". Honestly, pro-Ana people would find her body to be too big for their liking since she doesn't have the thigh gap that they are obsessed with and her chest is big.
The pro-Ana community are people with a mental illness who fawn over bodies with thigh gaps. They even complain some models aren't thin enough and think they are fat (they think a lot of vs models are fat). They love euginia cooney's body.
It's weird she thinks she is so small and underweight. I wonder if the camera makes her look bigger but she still doesn't have a thigh gap and her own husband thinks she is overweight and talks shit about her pouch.
No. 490240
>>490231the fucking fact he is like "the irs is wrong - they just dont understand youtubers"
oh i cannot wait for him to get fucked
No. 490241
>>490239She constantly says how she is so underweight that it is unhealthy. She says she needs to go to the doctor asap because she needs to gain weight. She says she is fluctuating between 103-106 lb and wants to be 110 lb.
In a video Gerg guessed her weight to be 114 lb but she said she was 103 lb, so underweight and unhealthy and is the reason why she already whines about going to the doctor. Lol Gerg didn't seem to believe that. She really doesn't look underweight but says she needs to gain more weight.
No. 490244
>>490241>She constantly says how she is so underweight that it is unhealthy. She says she needs to go to the doctor asap because she needs to gain weight.It pisses me off so much that she always claims she is so underweight and such a 'smol bean'. She just wants to add being underweight to all her other fake titles she gave herself over the years to seem less boring cause god knows she has no personality.
As someone who seriously cannot gain weight because of a condition I have and as someone who is struggling to keep a somewhat healthy weight up I hate people who make up being unhealthy underweight for attention. I'm sorry, I know this is half blog post and I wish I could sage but it is what it is, and it's infuriating.
No. 490250
>>490240He IS getting fucked. 140k JUST for 2014? Hes still waiting for 3 more years of taxes he fucked up. Hes going to be broke af soon and yet is spending money on flying all his hussies to him.
>>490229Reminds me of the movie/book Matilda; poor girl fixing up her own food while her parents were doing white trash things. Just like the onion household.
No. 490267
>>490265i know. some have critiqued onions diet, and some people did ask about his son's and he's tried to say that they attempted to feed their son meat and he didn't like it. so idk how the poor kid is getting any protein since they've convinced themselves he won't eat it.
also, i just went back through the house tour video to doublecheck and yeah, there's no kids toothbrush. there was a total of one toothbrush in lainey's bathroom. i also didn't see a kid's toilet, did they even potty train their son? they should be starting to potty train the youngest now. i hope they're not both still running around in diapers.
No. 490273
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if Lainey is anything like her husband, she probably thinks this girl is calling out to her. she was quick to retweet this
No. 490277
Welp temp is dead
>>490276Lainey is usually as paranoid as Greg is about people they like associating with haters
No. 490279
>>490277Wait, temp is not dead forever right?
And as for Lainey being paranoid, she thinks she wants this Jessie girl now, but if Grease got his paws on this girl he’d kick Lainey to the curb soooo fast. I think Lamp just wants ppl to THINK she’s crushing on Jessie so it seems like she’s trying to get a gf to Greg and her patrons so she won’t have to ACTUALLY try.
No. 490280
>>490279temp is dead forever now, apparently, which is really sad. temp was pretty useful in bringing the community together without getting too cliquey, the way discord does.
and as far as lame goes, she doesnt want jessie at all. she just keeps this up so she can seem special. she could not be more straight. there is no part of her that has any desire for women. amazing how greg came around from "bisexuals are disgusting" to flaunting his aged out child bride as being bisexual now that the marriage is somehow staler than their prized 6 year cereal collection
No. 490282
>>490281Yeah personally I don't see her appeal either but that's because she makes content thats geared towards young teenage girls I am guessing and has this whole "i am so relatable" thing going for teen girls.
BTW talking about I find it a bit suspicious Lame started to talk about Jessie now that she is 18 (and thus legal) makes me feel like she had an eye on her before that and just never talked about her because she was underage. Which obviously is really creepy.
No. 490292
>>490290here, anon.
>>>/meta/5305very disappointing
No. 490293
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>>490194>>490195That's because she draws her eyebrows all wrong.
You're supposed to draw your eyebrow sup and to the side. Lainey draws them as blocky lines horizontally.
It's a marvel how she pretends to be a beautyguru when she can not even draw eyebrows properly.
(nitpicking) No. 490309
>>490295Unspoken rules as far as I'm aware, I may be hugely wrong but hope this helps.
No excessive caps of s/he's ugly/fat/skinny/old/young/shit at make-up etc (if there's more than 4 you'd like to reference use imgur/similar)
No mentioning of family members who haven't been specifically mentioned in depth by the cows in question (sam is not a cow at this point).
No point arguing over who's opinion is the correct one, it's easier just to move on, unless an anon has missed an important point.
No posting of one or two word comments/no emoji's
No. 490310
File: 1519574293185.jpg (139.32 KB, 465x606, Screenshot_20180226-023343.jpg)
RSN interviewed Lainey's ex Patron Maxxie and she mentioned lolcow… So expect an influx of newfags guys. She blamed her depression for sending her $200 per month and $80 in bars per stream.
No. 490313
>>490311Yes, it is, she says she was humiliated by it and that she doesn't want Lainey to 'take advantage' of anyone else which is fair enough but I agree with
>>490312 in that it's no ones fault but hers, I'm glad she took our advice and realised Lainey is a money hungry grub.
No. 490314
File: 1519575222720.jpg (184.69 KB, 834x539, Screenshot_20180226-031436.jpg)
No. 490318
>>490311>>490312>>490313>>490316>>490315Wasn't Maxxie the super mentally ill girl whoms aunt tried to get her committed? Isn't she the one who made up weird gang rape stories and talked about being molested as a child?
If I remember correct that is, Maxxie is the barely legal schizo who refuses to take her medication and Lainey was encouraging it? Considering Lainey's "Degree", it's so scummy to accept money from a person you know is an unmedicated loose cannon. Obviously Maxxie did it all for attention, but it's a tale as long as time - Onion's find a mentally unwell young girl who they exploit physically and mentally until she has nothing left.
No. 490319
>>490310>>490314>>490315You anons beat me to it, lol.
Here is the video from RealStreamNews, just released 2 hours ago
See how MaxieBoxie thanks lolcow for allowing her to open her eyes? Yay.
No. 490320
File: 1519576260174.jpg (285.63 KB, 934x1060, Screenshot_20180225-112712.jpg)
>>490319Screencap didn't load
No. 490321
Lainey was vaping her pens on YN last night (there's a video of her stream on REALstream News
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOKXpAb0nAA) and I just wonder, if she says she's feeling energized after vaping before a stream, is she literally a corpse without it?
No. 490323
>>490318Luring girls from the most
problematic backgrounds, as always. As strange as it is I kinda understand why they would find comfort in the dumbest of yootoobers, but that still doesn't entirely excuse the lack of common sense imo tbh
No. 490325
>>490319Heey what the fuck, I made that thumbnail for lolcow?
>>488525Well, that stream confirmed for lurkers? Not sure how to feel about people stealing super seecrut lolcow OC
No. 490328
>>490325I fucking knew it, as soon as I saw the thumbnail I was like HEY you fuckers stole that from LC!.
I don't mind RSN right now but if they keep this up they're gonna get on my nerves.
No. 490341
File: 1519579765947.jpg (433.07 KB, 1912x1079, Screenshot_20180226-043004.jpg)
>>490333Well unless they have midgets living with them I'm fairly sure this is a kids toilet.
No. 490351
>>490346No, it's not, no regular toilet is that small… this was discussed a few threads ago, in the same bathroom you can see in the shower baby nail clippers, baby scissors and kids shampoo.. >what house has a toilet in the bathroom meant only for kids.
Their house was custom designed by the first owners who built it.. Maybe they wanted a bathroom specifically for their young children? Its literally the bathroom off of Troys room… I can't see an adult choosing to use such a short toilet.
No. 490354
File: 1519581389748.jpg (124.5 KB, 642x1023, Screenshot_20180226-045513.jpg)
>>490348Looks bigger to me.. regardless of wether Troy is toilet trained or not I don't think it has anything to do with him not going to daycare/kinder, I think that is entirely to do with Lainey making her children too co dependant on her.. He probably can't go longer than an hour without sucking her titty milk. Don't forget they sleep together too.
No. 490356
File: 1519581496111.jpeg (44.9 KB, 750x348, 1511920903108.jpeg)
>>490343Maxie/Emily was discussed more in depth here
>>>/snow/432327Pic was her insta before she locked it, should this be kept in snow? I'm not sure if this is pertinent to this specific thread despite it being brought up today by rsn, I don't really want another ban but also want to answer!
No. 490357
File: 1519581914393.jpg (56.1 KB, 1075x202, Screenshot_20180226-050236.jpg)
>>490356Her current pic.. welp you guys are true detectives! I beleive it to be the same girl now, so what's the go, according to that thread she is a compulsive liar, is she milking this being taken advantage of" for attebtion? I wouldn't worry about a ban right now as it still pertains to Lainey as she is actively trying to "expose" her as we speak as well as sucking up to everyone on that video supporting her… Once we find out for sure what's going on then the discussion can move to the snow thread but for the moment I want to know if it'll reach Lainey, RSN claimed they tried to talk to her but she ignored them.
No. 490358
>>490210onion is 32, and he said his max age gap would be 12 years.
Wow Greg seems to be the only person who doesn’t understand “half your age plus seven”
No. 490359
>>490357>>490356Maxie came to temp and the temp discord guns a blazin' wanting to eXpOsE Lainey a month ago or so. Nobody really cared because she's a cow herself, and she was acting really childish and wanted to constantly brigade Lainey's younow streams to "make that bitch cry". She was banned pretty fast for trying to kick up drama and a-logging.
All these things she's "talking publicly about" now are things she's already been saying. Difference is that RSN bothers to listen to her and give her a platform.
IIRC what happened with her and Lainey was a pretty big deal when it happened because Lainey kept saying Maxies bank failed them since her card was overdrawn? But it was also what, 6 months ago and she kept pledging to her patreon even after it happened, too.
No. 490361
>>490357samefag: but if Lainey doesn't say anything about it I guess we will leave it, Maxie doesn't deserve the attention and RSN are desperate for views, wondering if they lurked here to steal the thumbnail
>>490325 made, if so expect RSN to stalk here to get all the latest drama for their videos (already explains why they seem to know shit quicker than the Blargh), Hi RSN! Make your own content/thumbnails next time, thanks.
No. 490362
>>490360I agree anon, insightful post.
>>490361It's clear RSN is a lurker and that they post their own content. They are already very well versed in all the Onion history as seen in the Sam stream. way too many people try to use lolcow to self promote and further their own agendas.
No. 490363
File: 1519583197442.png (68.64 KB, 720x655, Screenshot_20180225-173741.png)
>>490359Nah she only pledged august 17 as a level 5, she was out by November iirc. She's just full of shit.
The lvl 15 was a typo, she clarified in her comment she actually was a level 5.
No. 490365
File: 1519583360718.jpg (84.12 KB, 446x376, Screenshot_20180226-052849.jpg)
>>490359>>490360What the fuck… She takes the term "Stan" to another level, if that's the case then this whole RSN interview, acting like she's some major victim that Lainey virtually took advantage of when she has full controller over her OWN money, claiming it was because she was "depressed" and liked the attention so much yet now all of a sudden months after the bankgate happened it's only now bad enough to mention to the rest of the world? She's gonna keep trying to milk it, I'm pissed though I'm thinking of calling Ms Emily out right now.
As for Lainey, I'm sure her discordfags have already caught wind and alerted her so I guess we can maybe hope for some milk from her responding to it. Till then I won't talk about her here again.
No. 490367
File: 1519583586970.png (62.44 KB, 718x606, Screenshot_20180225-173757.png)
>>490365Btw level 5 is only $15 per month (cutuebot),not the hundreds maxie pretended. If I was lainey I'd be pissed at rsn and emily right now too.
No. 490369
File: 1519584147039.png (38.76 KB, 332x357, Screen Shot 2018-02-25 at 18.3…)
Newfag here, but who is Stepanka and why is Grugles advertising her stuff on his patreon?
She has a gofundme for a burlesque show.
No. 490373
File: 1519584756817.jpg (297.19 KB, 1058x1258, 20180226_055200.jpg)
>>490367but she was vUlNeRaBle.
Considering the attention it's getting I can definitely see Lainey speaking out, Emily is holding on to the $200 claim + $80 PER stream (how would she even afford that kind of money?) $15 seems far more believable.
No. 490376
>>490373Lainey's patreon only goes up to level 11 which I believe is $200 but that includes an irl hangout once a month along with her personal phone number & unrestricted access to a point, if maxie had ever been privvy to any of this she'd have been all over the Internet leaking shit, apparently thanks to lainey she was able to come out as "bi-romantic" to her mom in september/november, she may have been greg's patron too iirc.
@RSN at least use lolcow the way it's supposed to be used there's more than one page y'know. You're embarrassing even me and I watch gurg and co for shits n giggles.
No. 490378
>>490182She gets so
triggered when people ask if she's gonna use her degree or get a Master's. She even said on a stream that she knows her degree is useless but can't go to school now. I don't buy that she even wants to go back to school. She'd rather make shitty YouTube videos that only attract 10k-30k views and trick gullible tumblrinas into paying her for barely working. If she put her children in school, she could take classes during the day, or take classes at night. But we all know Grugly won't stand for that. Hell, I'm surprised he stands for Plainey even having a degree and being more "successful" than him when it comes to education. The only time he ever bragged about her having a college degree was when he was comparing her to Billie, who has a GED or something. He wouldn't let Plain go back to school, he can barely stand that she makes more money than him now. Plus, if she gets a master's, maybe she'll be somewhat more educated, wise up, and leave his cucked ass.
No. 490394
File: 1519592980703.png (114.5 KB, 816x529, Screenshot from 2018-02-25 13-…)
>>490391She spends so much money on shit she doesn't even need.
No. 490397
>>490396No, I think since tempcow died people don't report on things that happened as much. Also, there's less inclination to announce streams, tidbits, etc. because of the scarlet letter (B&).
This must be making Grease and Plain so happy :(
No. 490405
>>490315And them she turns around and buys all this absolute shit. If one Patron can figure it out, hopefully more will follow. I don’t see how more of them can’t connect the dots. I thought that Dani chick would’ve (the one that visited when she got the tattoo) because that video was a huge red flag. Lainey wouldn’t go to Starbucks (unless someone else pays), Dani was buying her stuff in the video and then she gets a OMGHUGEBOX from another Patron in her P.O. box and has the gall to seem disappointed that there wasn’t much in there. Then she makes some comment to Dani about how it’s “so worth it” to hang out with her, which was in reference to Lainey passing her cold on to her.
They really prey on a certain type of people. Low self esteem, desperate, and socially inept it seems. And none of them really seem to realize that Lainey and Greg are desperately spending it all as fast as they can before the IRS really comes down on them. I’m pretty sure Onion wouldn’t have even talked to someone like Sylar or FatBecca before he lost it all. I guess at the very least, Onion seems to consistently fulfill his Patreon duties and doesn’t beg, at least not in the way that it’s obvious, like Lainey does.
No. 490410
>>490402There were a few more videos. One where she says that when she showered there was water clogged in the tub because it was broken so she was stepping on the filth of other people.
She also said that she was interested in lainey but not in Greg and that he told her that he was mad because she wasn't honest on her stream with her feelings from him.
Maybe someone can link them. I think they're 3 in total.
No. 490415
>>490414Wait.. Gregma called Lainey foot face ?
Does he lowkey come here to find new insults to call Lainey other than just calling her cunt or bitch. I've only heard of people here referring to her as "footface".
No. 490421
>>4904148:44 >He got upset because he believed what he was told on stream instead of asking me..
09:14 >I heard he commented about my feet, I couldn't find it anywhere in the stream.. How fucking petty is that..
Sooo you castigate him for believing hearsay yet less than a minute later convict him for you doing EXACTLY same thing… ok.
They're all mental.
No. 490428
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>>490417LMAO
>tfw you are so angry about "da haturz" you use the insults they fling at your wife on people you have small disagreements with. No. 490430
File: 1519607897640.png (1.22 MB, 1311x760, insane.png)
>>490429Some quality OC from temp.
Someone put Onion through an HD filter.
I would love to see some more of them, but I wasn't the anon that made it. There were a few more I think but not sure if we will ever see them.
No. 490431
this was about an incident around december where greg made his patreon LizardQueen feel like garbage over her dead father. The lengths his whiteknights go to defend him is sad.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/11Qm6gGxpZCFVp-AXVGOF1L_CwnPLC1M-/view Start- greg being a dick becca says it was “difficult to watch” “I’ve never seen him that angry” She wasn’t arguing “you don’t know how this feels”
2:50 IRS MENTION
3:00 greg has been talking about irs stuffs due to stress Sylar mentions greg is not a teamplayer in csgo
4:30 harley mentions greg has been “off” Sylar calls greg a useless cunt lol
5:00 becca defends greg Harley says she likes greg
5:30 harley calls greg out Becca victimblames Sylar thinks context would have helped wtf
7:00 becca somehow believes context would have helped The logic is austounding…
11:30 harley says greg is such a hypocrite, becca agrees
11:55 becca says greg always admits when he’s wrong
12:55 becca logic defending greg
No. 490434
File: 1519609946142.png (6.72 MB, 3994x1994, IMG_1756.PNG)
>>490428 "I'm 32*"
LOL. Makeup, filters and and a 15-year old boys hair cut sure does wonders for Gerg.
No. 490436
File: 1519610110196.png (354.56 KB, 535x811, corked.png)
I missed Lainey's stream, and haven't been watching her much at all lately, but I sure hope she's being more careful with those oils than she appears to be.
You'd think someone that is having issues with their health would definitely want to get that checked before inhaling oils like this.
No. 490441
File: 1519610991482.png (16.58 KB, 1240x158, rp.png)
>>490439She later apologized for it, but yeah it was pretty stupid.
No. 490444
File: 1519611592535.jpg (609.14 KB, 978x1716, Tiny Lady with small cute feet…)
>>490096>>490127>>490417>>490418Smaller people have smaller bodyparts in relative to their bodies.
If Lainey feels insecure about the size of her feet, that would explain Greg hating on Sams perfectly normal feet.
Here's a pic of Billie's feet from high school, Billie is how tall? 5'2? 5'1? They do seem small.
Feet seem to be a petty thing to complain about, Sam got shafted, didn't even do anything legitimately wrong and now her feet are terrible??
(nitpicking) No. 490454
>>490430I have backup images from Temp. I missed the day before temp went down but I got the majority. I try to back up images and organize screen caps. I know I'm a bit weird but I like organizing things.
https://oniontracker.imgur.com/Here you go if you want to go over old images. It goes way back to the first thread here. I would like to thank all the Farmers for the quality content over the years. Love you guys!
No. 490460
>>490454Thanks, OnionTracker!
That was a good walk down memory lane.
No. 490465
File: 1519624495387.png (283.84 KB, 1136x640, tjIXHPn.png)
height = 71 inches = 5'9
not that we needed it, but manlet confirmed
No. 490466
>>490465>height = 71 inches = 5'971 inches is 5'11"
6*12 = 72 = 6 feet. So this actually backs up Greg's claims
No. 490479
File: 1519628606233.png (34.9 KB, 977x429, 8754656.PNG)
>>490474You were just using the wrong inch to feet conversion calculator.
No. 490481
>>490469I don’t have caps but I was there. She was pretty flippant about it but she also said she doesn’t want to do it because she knows it wouldn’t look good.
I don’t know, one day she is very much “poor pity me” about things and the next she is smug and scoffing at us. She will probably come back tomorrow smugger than ever. Everyday is different with her though. Unless Greg is really ignoring her like is being heavily speculated.
Also, how ironic is it that Onion released a video only a day or so after Sam drama to say “Would I date you?”. I would be livid at my husband for releasing hypothetical “would I date my fans?” videos but then again, I would have had enough of him long before that. I do think she is slowly being very worn down by him. Her children are at very challenging ages and it’s difficult to maintain a house and take care of small children all day and take care of yourself properly, without an ounce of help. I’m surprised it’s taken this long to break her if that’s what’s happening, but all the years with Onion’s wandering eye will eventually catch up.
No. 490497
>>490476This whole description of the stream is breathtaking for the utter lack of self-awareness. She clearly does not listen even to herself.
Also, the learned helplessness on display here is gross. She's a 23-year-old grown woman with two very young children. FFS
No. 490498
File: 1519651637889.png (31.21 KB, 537x401, i'msorry.png)
>>490469I think it's really coming down on her - she can't even get a Playlist out on time.
No. 490501
>>490498Yeah she said she went on for like two minutes for her listening party and no one joined so she just left. Like yeah, you should’ve waited longer, you were suppose to do it ages ago and no one knew you’d be getting on now so probably wait longer than two minutes?
She’s losing it
No. 490503
>>490499Thanks, Anon.
Greg's writing could seriously be used as a teaching tool for things not to do while writing. An anti-grammar teaching tool, as it were. Or one of those contests where you have to read something ridiculous out loud without laughing. I mean, I guess you have to give him props for trying?
Also that last line:
The fish were not alone. It is too bad he was trying for edgy horror here, because this one line completely made the entire chapter. Of unintentional hilarity.
No. 490504
>>490465>>490466It's entirely possible Greggory was wearing his old man style fancy shoe lifts during this measuring. We were just at the VA, and while they do sometimes measure you, they sure as hell don't have you remove your shoes for just a wart on a finger, lol lol lol.
Most likely he just told the doctor his "height".
No. 490506
File: 1519657482506.jpg (104.46 KB, 922x197, onion2.jpg)
>>490499Greg 2017: "Can I just comment on how much I like our grammar?? And how not stupid we look" (referring to his messages with Lainey)
Greg 2018: Bad grammar doesn't exist!!! I'm smart, I just write however I want!
No. 490508
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>>490499Nice to see that his height complex has made it into his crappy book.
No. 490510
File: 1519661137236.png (191.82 KB, 800x234, teacher are bad mkay.png)
>>490508Yup, chances are his kids are gonna be home schooled after all.. Any hope they may have had of being well adjusted fully socialised human beings is fading rapidly with grug's continued narcissism. Teachers and haters that call cps faster than they call their own families, this is autobiographical isn't it?? Cps have visited gurg routinely then from childhood into adulthood it would seem.
No. 490511
>>490501It’s just like her everyday streaming lately.
She just kind of rolls in whenever. She could at least give people a thirty minute to fifteen minutes heads up. I’d hate to be a real fan of hers, it’s too hard to rely on whether or not she is even going to show up.
I also think she makes herself too available but this is the choice she makes for herself.
No. 490512
>>490510>Says again CPS found nothing wrong in her house and that the reason they went was because someone reported them for starving their children. Sounds like someone called them recently, too. I wish whoever is calling CPS on Taylor and Greg at the drop of a hat would stop doing that, because when there is actual abuse, (and in my opinion there
will be a
when at some point) all the people who have cried wolf up until now will make it that much harder for it to be taken seriously. Not only is calling CPS for starving her kids cowtipping, there is literally zero evidence of it.
No. 490516
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this was commented on Shiloh's most recent instagram post
No. 490525
File: 1519671123055.png (112.43 KB, 1084x803, laineybot highlighters.PNG)
>>490390>>490391>>490394>>490395>>490405>>490419>>490420>>490463>>490476>>490522>>490523I apologize for deleting my post but I had to update the list because someone on tumblr mentioned that they had another Too Faced highlighter.
No. 490540
>>490365dude didn't so many people say that lainey was taking advantage of mentally ill people and they were up in arms about it? this girl may have only felt something from the rush of giving so much and getting attention for it, then got stuck in the cycle of approval and avoiding the bullying comments in lainey's stream to 'get a new bank'
i mean she is exposing who lainey really is and she just seems genuinely mentally ill and immature.
does anyone else find it weird as fuck that lainey lives in a mcmansion yet is constantly begging and whoring herself out for donations, yet sam and this girl are getting judged I'm confused
No. 490543
>>490542>>490542They are totally self aware that Greg is a scumbag but they continue to orbit him everyday of the week? I don't even know if it's just e-fame or cultish behavior at this point
RSN leaks where fatbecca admits he's a cheater kek
No. 490548
>>490543"Says he cheated on his wife then says he didn't"
"He's a hypocrite".
No Discordians, call him what he REALLY and truly is: a liar and extremely dishonest.
No. 490551
ugh here is the new onion video about eugenia cooney..
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=4eMdwpd0dvEhe's so full of shit. he says his past videos were bullying but this one is ok because it's not negative. he is showing photos of her photoshopped to make her look thicker. i can't with this guy the cognitive disonance is astounding
No. 490552
File: 1519695613393.png (494.05 KB, 851x478, cuckboi.png)
I'm really, really surprised he uploaded the Sam video.
Sometimes I think he is becoming self aware, and then he does this weird autistic shit.
Also, Sam, why do you even interact with him anymore?
No. 490553
File: 1519695700047.png (482.12 KB, 854x480, antiosam.png)
I guess this is meant for us. Do you think at this moment he saw Sam as "anti-O"? It's clear he was starting to see her that way based on what he was saying in his streams when she left.
I really don't think she was one of us, but he definitely pushed her towards it. I still don't think she really lurks here.
No. 490555
File: 1519695891135.png (44.69 KB, 547x400, grocery ship.png)
"Grocery Ship"
Does she fulfill the monthly rewards on this tier?
It says:
BossBots: Exclusive Vlogs and Private Photos
$25 or more per month
Watch more personal videos and vlogs made just for this group.
Monthly private photo set for this tier and higher only.
Plus all previous rewards
No. 490557
>>490553>>I guess this is meant for us>>'Grease Mansion backyard'Yep. Hi, Grug!
Watch here
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=CIKAaloHcKY No. 490558
>>490557The big "joak" is that we haters are too weak to fite him IRL.
Which is why he wore a bullet proof vest to vidcon, eh?
No. 490570
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he's watching her
No. 490574
>>490572Doesn't seem to be, and nobody is chatting on Gronk's stream either.
She's talking about how much she loves Gronk and how she would donate her kidney to all the family
No. 490577
>>490576Lame is gunna be so
triggered when she sees the host/video
No. 490617
File: 1519714461363.png (6.42 KB, 358x291, 1304452453485.png)
What if Sam and Onision are lowkey internet cheating until he figures out a way to get her back into his crisco-slick grease mansion? I've never trusted Sam in the slightest and her stories began to fall apart the more she spoke. Now that she's being hosted by him and her comments are still so fangirlish, it make sense to me.
No. 490621
>>490620bless you anon
>>490574she was being sarcastic
No. 490622
>>490617It just wouldn’t make sense from a Lainey standpoint.
No matter how hard up they are for money, I don’t think Lainey and her bots will allow Greg to cheat. There’s always someone watching for her.
No. 490623
File: 1519718747002.png (351.35 KB, 820x479, IMG_1759.PNG)
I think Gerg might not be lying about his height? It seems like the liar is Lainey, who is desperately pretending to be a smol bean? Idk, it's also odd how Gerg really looks max 5'9 and he wears those man heels…
No. 490625
File: 1519718934525.jpg (1.64 MB, 3996x1329, IMG_1761.JPG)
LOL I'm dead. My favorite ones are where Lainey's head is replaced by Sam.
No. 490626
File: 1519718966140.jpg (1.95 MB, 3994x1994, IMG_1760.JPG)
No. 490631
>>490214I get notifications about his channel too and I'm not subbed. And never have been. It shows up in the bell icon sub feed sometimes too.
You can select to never see suggestions from a channel when it pops up in there fyi
No. 490632
>>490264Are you newfriend? Their oldest kid already had his teeth rot out. Aka history is probably repeating itself.
And I knew she'd use breastfeeding as her excuse not to go to that playlist thing or whatever.
No. 490636
>>490481He wouldn't date a fan.
He'd skip right to marriage.
No. 490637
>>490623He still has manlet proportions. If she's 5'8 then he's 5'11.
Lainey lies about her foot size, so her lying about her height is no brainer. Maybe she was 5'3 when she was 14 and has grown since a few inches?
No. 490663
>>490643He has very manlet proportions and he really doesn't look taller than 5'8 but Sam has claimed in a lot of her streams that she is 5'7 and even recently said "I'm not a smol bean".
Unless Sam also has the disease about lying about her height a foot size lol. In the end of the day Gerg still Is very self conscious about his height and manlet proportions because of the fact that he need to prove himself and wear those man heels all the time.
No. 490666
File: 1519749576048.png (779.25 KB, 932x878, still a manlet.png)
>>490623>>490643>>490640>>490663Nvm he's still 5'9 and Lainey is in reality ~5'5.
(please stop making height nitpicks) No. 490668
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>>490666Anon, I think that image is misleading, see attached.
The silhouettes are 710 px and 670 px, which is 10px/inch of gronk and Sam's alleged heights. I scaled up the image of onion and Sam so his height matched, and allowing for the fact he is trying to look taller by standing slightly closer to the camera/tilting his head back etc, there probably really is 4 inches between them. Unless Sam is lying about her height, Onion is probably around 71 inches tall like
>>490465 says.
I wish I could sage this autism.
No. 490681
>>490666As much as I wish that difference was 2 inches but it's not, 3-4 in. is a more realistic bet. Plus Lameo lies about her shoe size, why would she not lie about her height? Unless Gronk's head is like a foot and a half (which is how it looks like kek) and Sam's doing the mental suk mi by reducing her height (again, she may as well be lying too to get ~senpai~ to notice her), he seems to be above 5'10" but not quite at 5'11.
I still wish someone would disprove this because I don't wanna believe Gronk does NOT add inches to his height, wear man heels, hates any woman above 5'7" for literally nothing because he's above average?
No. 490682
>>490672trust me that onion will lose his facade again like he will always do and his fans will see his true self again
we will bathe in the milk
No. 490688
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>>490684THIS!
a million times this.
Its the definition of dwarfism flipped upside down. Dwarfs have a normal sized head but disproportionately smaller body.
Greg has the body of a man thats 5'7"or8", but his head is probably 12 to 13 inches of his "five feet eleven inches" height.
No. 490699
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don’t know if you guys saw this but here’s the clip of Lainey saying Maxie’s bank failed her on stream
https://twitter.com/realstreamnews/status/968438742024376320 No. 490706
>>490694He has the body of a 5'8" man and his massive head makes him 5'11".
GingerBeckGirl said when she first met him the first thing she noticed about him is how utterly massive his head is in person.
No. 490711
>>490707Best part of this is that all the anons watching the thread think its bored farmers bringing up Gregs height (or Laineys feet) over and over again.
What you have to watch is exactly when those topics are brought up. Anytime some milk starts to drip, you suddenly get a surge of "HEY HAVE YOU SEEN GREGS HEAD!" "OMG LOOK AT LAINEYS FEET!"
You have to ask who's trying to distract you. Who's telling you "dont look at that, look over here"
No. 490717
>>490714You're saying there's milk being obscured by the height talk but I don't see it m8, I just don't see it.
Complaining about shitposting is shitposting. Post the milk we're all supposedly ignoring if you want to do something constructive to improve the thread. The only way to put a thread back on track is to post content. So post the content we're all supposedly ignoring.
No. 490721
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>>490699it's possible to attach webm files here
No. 490769
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Not much milk in Lainey's stream.
>Lainey said it's the anniversary of when they started dating but they're both "SO BUSY" that they can't make any time for each other.
>She was clearly affected, but brushed it off in stream.
>Was looking extremely gaunt and pale.
>Did the freckle makeup again and anons agreed it was not doing her any favors.
>Stayed in the stream almost an hour and a half and begged for "10k like goal" because of the "extra long stream".
>Seemed very low energy and sad.
No. 490777
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Even her videos are really reeking of desperation lately.
>Look at this magazine…oooOoooOoh
>This is GOING TO CHANGE MY LIFE
>OH MY GAH
>I'm SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS
>I don't have one of these!
>I need this in my life!
>YAAAS OH MY GAH
>Now I'm a glossy DADDY!
>I literally feel like this is Christmas!
>This is a great reminder for me to love life!
>This is lookin' fresh as HELL.
>This is … ACTUALLY AMAZING
>I feel like I misted myself with water straight from heaven.
>OH MY GOD this is actually so cute.
>This reminds me of Sunkist soda, it's a good aesthetic!
>My iPad has a new living space now, yasss bitch!
>I used to get massages before ADPOCALYPSE
>OMG This is SOOTHING AS FUCK
>I'm offended I didn't own this before
>THIS IS A LOOK
>I'm about to have the BEST BATH OF MY LIFE
>(ott gasp) A CANDLE!
>I don't feel like any of you would expect this of me but I LOVE CANDLES
>THEY'RE MY KINK
>THEY'RE THE LOVES OF MY LIFE
>I LOVE THEM WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL
>CANDLES ARE FUCKING EXPENSIVE
>MY DEPRESSION IS CURED
>THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIIIIFE
>This is my new girlfriend, meet Ashley. My massage roller.
>It's supposed to make my nails nicer and better and beautifuler.
>I already feel like I'm living my best life.
>I feel like I'm a better person for this
>This box allows me to live my extra life
>I look like I drink lots of water… or something
>Oh, I'm going to be….sooooo moisturized~
>Living my "extra" life.
>I'm DECEASED
>I've come to the conclusion that this is the best box I've ever opened in my life
>I'm NOT EVEN OVEREXAGGERATING
>I feel like it's going to enhance my life.
I used to think she was kind of sweet to be so excited about everything she receives, but now that I've heard this same pitch of excitement, and the same recycled catch phrases 50,000 times in the last year or so, it comes off as incredibly disingenuous and insincere. It also makes her "I won't endorse things unless I love them myself" spiel seem very exaggerated. She gets a lot of sponsorships and just because she's saying "don't send me things, I don't need them", she's also communicating through a lot of her streams that she wants things and THINGS are what makes her happy and make her happy. And for some reason, so many of her fans are super desperate to leave an impression on her, that they will keep supplying her with more fodder for the hoarder mansion they live in right now.
No. 490784
>>490777are these all from the same video
are these all real things shes said
holy shit
No. 490790
>>490784Yes.
I missed a few "Oh my GOD"
and "I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE" and so on. I could not possibly endure the torture of actually sitting there and transcripting the whole thing. It was terrible.
No. 490795
>>490777I bet this is the kind of fake enthusiasm she puts on when her parents call to ask how shes doing and how marriage and motherhood is treating her.
Imagine if she applied the excitement she puts on over material items to her streams or patron perks.
No. 490796
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Meanwhile, on Onion's channel:
>A bunch of reaction videos (suggested by people on his forums) (What happened to the "Patron exclusive forum? Guess that didn't take off)
>Nazi/holocaust jokes
>Dead baby jokes
>Racist jokes
>Jokes about disabled peole
>Sexually explicit jokes
>Misogynistic jokes
>Doesn't smile or laugh
>I TOTALLY DON'T THINK THIS STUFF IS FUNNY GUYS
No. 490797
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Here's one of the jokes he actually laughed at.
No. 490798
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And this one. Which is pretty despicable when you know Onion history.
He says that they're "SO BAD" as if that makes up for it.
The little "animations" he does at the end are so incredibly cringe.
No. 490823
Yes people have started calling her out on being naked in every video despite having ~*~dysphoria~*~. I wonder if it hasn't been brought up in her stream since she doesn't read youtube comments. She either has to put on some fucking clothes in future or drop the dysphoria bullshit. She just loves to show her body.
Another thing I noticed is that a lot of people mentioned the maxie thing
>>490699 in the comments and even former fans turned on her. It may be old for us but her fans don't know about this indicent so it's good that RSN made that video so people see what a greedy cunt she is. No matter what you think of maxie. Fans need proof like the screenshots that were shown to believe what the "haters" kept saying for ages.
No. 490847
>>490769this is one of her better looks
THIS is one her BETTER looks
No. 490871
>>490796>>490797>>490798why does onision wear a shirt with straps on like he wants to imitate little boys when he wants to get out of trouble?
why does he want to look like he is five years old to try to get out of a bad problem?
it does not make sense when he does this as a nearly 40 year old man now, it is creepy
what does he try to emulate?
No. 490929
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Lol Sam's funny
No. 490938
>>490902you must be 32
but seriously, greg looks like hes in his 40s so you should let it pass