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>>>/pt/511709Onision/Onion/Greg/Gregma/Gurgles/Lainey's Gay Husband (abbreviated to LGH)/Shreg/Ogreg is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since. Laineybot/Taylor/Lainey/Plainey/Doormat/Greg's Straight Wife (abbreviated to GSW), is a transtrender and "beauty guru" with no makeup-knowhow or personality.
On the last episode:
>Swamp Prom arrived. "Lainey spent almost a month gearing up for this, and Shreg behaves like a complete retard and shits all over it." >>518481>A 17-year-old transgender youtuber, Kalvin Garrah, was suggested by a fan to make a video about how Lainey is a transtrender. Lainey proceeds to cry and reee into her discord while Ogreg makes a video white-knighting her out of fear >>518707 and >>518866>Lots of tweets by Lainey and her fans ensue where they bully Kalvin into not making the vid. We are unsure if he is still going through with it.>Ogreg tweets how hot he thinks one of his patrons is (who happens to look strangely like Onion) and immediately deletes it >>519080>Lainey is bad at makeup >>519340>Anons find out that Greg still wears the clothes he and Plainey put on Poshmark for skits before they're sold. >>520327>Onion proclaims yet again in a video he is happy (because he has a truck) >>521125 but not for long….>….since Onion went on a narc rage on twitter a couple hours ago. Lots of tweets being deleted, fun stuff >>522492For the sake of making Onision threads more readable, please follow these rules in the future:
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Gregma:
http://www.youtube.com/onisionhttp://www.instagram.com/onisionhttp://www.twitter.com/onisionhttp://www.instagram.com/onisionhttp://www.patreon.com/onisionhttp://www.twitch.tv/onisionPlainey:
http://www.twitter.com/laineybothttp://www.instagram.com/laineybothttp://www.youtube.com/laineybothttp://www.younow.com/laineybothttp://www.patreon.com/laineybot No. 522669
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=dGL9_BnDblsEven though he bleeps it out, he says the n-word over and over again in the video.
This is a new low, Ladies and Gentlemen.
No. 522681
>>522664Agreed. There is nothing interesting about her and she doesnt have a true passion to create content for her viewers. The only reason she started sharting out more videos is because her husbands career finally reached it's over due expiration date.
In coming beauty sperg: does the bitch ever tap excess product off of her brushes? It seems like she is constantly packing way too much powder on her brushes and just slapping it on her face.
No. 522696
>>522669Holy shit, I am so tired of YouTubers (and not just Onision) bitching about not getting income from their videos anymore. Most of them complaining have absolutely useless content and just got lucky enough to find an audience braindead enough to enjoy watching some nobody talking to their camera for ten minutes. Only now their content is just bitching about YouTube, which even less people want to watch.
Take, for example, educational-type channels that focus on things like cooking or crafting. That's mostly what I subscribe to, and literally none of them have bitched about views or ad revenue. You know why? Because not only is their content valuable, they make videos because they just fucking want to. They usually have legitimate careers and simply enjoy sharing their knowledge.
Onision saying YouTube is his "job" has to be the first funny thing he's ever said. He is not a YouTube employee and he has never been guaranteed income. He initially gained attention, completely by chance, for dancing like a jackass in a banana suit. And that's allowed him to do nothing but sit on his ass and stroke his own ego for over a decade. I cannot comprehend how greedy, entitled, and blatantly moronic YouTubers are being to expect a steady (six figure) income, to refuse to get a real job, and think their videos are even worth giving a damn about.
Also, I don't think any employer's CEO would appreciate being publicly mocked and insulted. Hey Greg, not only will that CEO not fire you, she is actually providing you with the platform to ridicule her. Real employees with real jobs don't have that ability but probably wouldn't be fucking stupid enough to do that in the first place.
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Fucking kek, the irony. He’s insulting his own family, inbred white trash spastic that he is.
No. 522701
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>>522699does he not realise he is trailer trash that lives in a swamp that does the daddy fetish shit, so pretty much he summed himself and lainey up
No. 522704
>>522699The difference is, he’s a “public figure”. Anons aren’t supposed to be relevant, that kind of defeats the purpose. Besides,
nobody ‘relevant’ wants anything to do with him, or doesn’t know who he is. Sounds pretty much like the definition of irrelevant to me, Onion.
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Is anyone else concerned about how much he seems to bring up bestiality?
Ive heard him bring up that Harley Quinn getting fucked by dogs anime multiple times, and it looks like he did it again in his stream today. And then one of his tweets he tries to insult someone by insinuating they have sex with dogs.
Im truly fearful that Greg might be taking his dogs into the bedroom when Lainey goes out with the kids grocery shopping.
No. 522713
>>522707They sold the Teslas and got some kind of new Toyota, plus a gigantic Dodge Ram seen here
>>522324. The swamp trailer cost half a million dollars, so no, not at all reasonable.
No. 522718
>>522716You could scan the past couple of threads and get more info on the house than you'd ever want.
But heres some quick pics
https://imgur.com/a/wKTrV No. 522723
>>522654My top bets are:
- people keep mentioning Shane Dawson’s Bunny video to him.
- he’s mad at how Pewdiepie has had a fight with a streamer and managed to come out of it without insulting her as the bigger person.
- IRS issues.
- he’s spent to much fluffing up his own patreon.
- he’s slowly (but not that slowly) going insane being in as close proximity to Taylor and the kids.
- he’s realised he’s going to have to get a real job like someone “irrelevant” by this time next year
No. 522734
>>522729maybe you should like, not throw around some fucked thing you
think you remember, especially if you have no actual evidence to back it up.
No. 522735
>>522734http://onisiondrama.tumblr.com/letter"How’s this for messed up: he even went as far as to tell me that his mother informed him that when they were broken up but still living together – and G wouldn’t have sex with her anymore (but would buy her sex toys and show her how to use them – yes, I am serious) – that Sh
** tried to force his little dog to eat her out, and the dog got scared, so it bit her in the crotch."
The dog in question was Nibbles
No. 522736
>>522735yeah, i remember that. Shiloh said that the dog bit her in the thigh when she was making the bed and that the said dog would always try to eat her panties out of the laundry.
It's most likely not true guys. Greg's mom seems insane anyways.
No. 522740
>>522734Are you fucking retarded? This is common knowledge (about Adrianne's letter not Shiloh's thing) I'm not gonna spoon feed you
Go search for ur own,newfag.
No. 522743
>>522737ikr. this thread has been so trying lately. this isn't facebook or twitter or like a regular message board where you banter and have dick measuring contests, it's a board with a purpose. if you aren't furthering the purpose, stfu.
that not so subtle nod, tho
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=fYFPgl1FqVs(fixed direct link now hooktube. sry)
No. 522745
>>522738>his obsession with bestiality. Apparently, he think this is the height of insultsEver known some guy that calls everyone fags, and the biggest insult they can muster is something about sucking dicks or taking cock in the ass, then 10 years later you find out hes a homosexual.
He hates himself because of his beasty-love and that self hate is projected on the people that annoy him.
No. 522756
>>522669Wtf. That was so fucking ridiculous and offensive, even for Shreg. He considers Youtube his "job" and he not only spent the majority of the video mocking the CEO's appearance and intelligence, but also insinuated that the YT shooting was her fault (with a gun in his hand ffs).
I'm sure I'm not the only one who reported this. He doesn't have a divine right to make videos on the platform they provide, and they are bound to get tired of his shit pretty soon.
I know he
thinks he will be fine just making videos on Patreon, but when he gets kicked from YT, all those patrons are going to disappear. Half of the biggest donaters do it for the shout-outs and attention of a YT "celebrity". Kek he's cutting off his nose to spite his face and he'll really be left with nothing.
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I thought the cuck swore off blocking people on twitter???
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Jfc the delusions of grandeur. This greasy, thin-skinned motherfucker gets a bit of pushback and well-deserved criticism from 100 or so people on Twitter and all of a sudden "The WORLD" is against him and can kill themselves.
Newsflash, dipshit: the world doesn't give a shit about you and no one is intimidated by your edgy pathetic tweets, you twunt. Grow the fuck up.
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I know this may fall into the "nitpicking" category, but what Im really trying to shine a light on is Shregs oldman ideologies that he cant help but exhibit, all the while trying to fake being a one of the hip young kids.
The Onions have a dedicated land line? Am I the only one that finds that odd? Most people I know under the age of 30-35 only have a cellphone and no home phone land line. Im sure he has some Grampa reasoning behind it, like if the North Koreans set off an EMP our cellphones wont work and how will he be able to call his mom?
No. 522776
>>522770>>522774AJ is great, mature enough to see through shit and certainly not 'retarded', a completely different level to the kids Gerg usually dates… bbuuuttt she does have some issues with insecurity, needing to be in relationships/feeling loved that leads to her putting up with quite a bit of shit when it comes to romantic relationships - to a point, though. Gerg isn't her only instance of this. She's worked on it though.
I think it was this small part of her attitude/demeanour when handling relationships that drew Gerg to her initially, like he can smell that shit on a woman (or girl) a mile off and knows they're prime prey for him. As said though, AJ was ultimately a completely different level even with this back then, and was too much for him to handle in the end, which is why he went back to little girls who don't have the wisdom of a little extra maturity on their side.
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>>522759Well he posted a poll asking wether his followers made their barbies "bang eachother as children" and someone responded with "yea but not with my 19 year old cousin" and I responded to them with this… I guess the truth hurts.
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>>522773Indeed! Thought about this too. She looked really pretty in it too. With a super cool new dye job.
Meanwhile Greg has mop hair and Lainey lol.
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>>522789https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=HQ7iA0sIZ-8Little nibbles. One of the many animals to enter through the revolving door of Greg's life.
No. 522792
>>522773lol i mentioned this in the last thread. That was also my theory on why he started sperging. Billie looked cute and girly in it, and then he has to see his foot wife playing dress up as a teen boy. She also turned 21 recently which would have been legal for her to smoke weed in washington.
>>522782>>522783eh, i'm w/e about shiloh because she was 17-19 during the whole onion thing.
No. 522793
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=USz_ukgeCKQ Foot on Onion showing progress and making amends (lmao)
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=H_qtd174QXQFoot not understanding 'the whole transtrender thing because who would purposely put themselves in a position to receive so much backlash?'
No. 522794
>>522792>eh, i'm w/e about shiloh because she was 17-19 during the whole onion thing.I agree. And bear in mind, that after suffering even worse abuse than his current straight wife, she still managed to get away from him. She actually fell into the abuse victim thing pretty well: buying into the abuse, returning to it a couple of times, and then getting out.
What I especially fault Taylor for is keeping her little kids around the abuse. Greg is NOT a good father, he's a terrible father, and she's a terrible mother for keeping her innocent kids around someone who openly abuses her. They are observing that and absorbing that, Taylor, and growing up to think that is normal.
No. 522800
>>522796Read
>>522782 Onion did indeed destroy her not at all debating that. She is a victim. He is the reason why she acted the way she did. She had nothing but him so no fucking wonder she was willing to tear Adrienne down.
No. 522802
>>522800Not to mention she was a kid that wanted to get her boyfriend back. I'm not speaking for everyone but I did so much just to get my first boyfriend back when I was 14. He was in his 20s and dumped me repeatedly but continued using me for sex. I was that obsessed in getting him back that I would literally do anything.
Like anon said, if there was anything milky that came out of her these days, I'd agree that she's a cunt, but until then, I'd like to think she's changed as a person. Greg is a bad influence on kids. Especially love struck teens. If shiloh had stuck around, I have no doubt she'd still be a cunt. Look at how Lainey turned out.
I don't think what she did to AJ was a good thing at all, nor do I agree with the faked pregnancy, but I have no doubt Greg influenced her and I think we were all hormonal crazy bitches in our teens.
No. 522811
>>522803There's always some kind of vague consequence looming over you in an abusive relationship. Being scared of what might happen is way more paralysing than the threat of specific consequences. Never met a person who was in an abusive relationship who's abuser didn't make it seem like the world would actually end if they left, without being specific enough that it's clearly a threat.
Another thing with abusive people is that they don't want you to leave on your own terms, because that means they lost. Even if they'd been calling you worthless two seconds before. They can leave you, but you can't leave them and you can't be okay with them leaving you.
Who knows what Greg has over Lainey. I imagine he's threatened her with some pretty horrible shit.
The point is, they make it so that you think the consequences are a thousand times worse than what you're going through, and you'd rather stay so you don't have to face them.
>>522808Stockholm syndrome probably isn't real and it's not really relevant here. Abuse dynamics are completely different and far more complicated.
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>>522654Any guesses on what
triggered his latest narc rage?
All of this post but the last 4 the most
>>522723>IRS issues.- he’s spent to much fluffing up his own patreon.
- he’s slowly (but not that slowly) going insane being in as close proximity to Taylor and the kids.
- he’s realised he’s going to have to get a real job like someone “irrelevant” by this time next year
And also this post
>>522773>Billie uploaded a new lookbook video yesterday, around 3 hours before his spergout beganBut at the deepest darkest root of the onion orge, his deepest layer, there really is only one sensible reason for his freakouts when he lashes out at everybody. Since he's been angry since his teen years, and he's still mad, it's got to be the same issue that makes him loose it right? Something
triggering to Onision that hasn't changed in years. What could that be kek?
Greg is mad that he is Jerkin a gerkin
No. 522821
>>522796I think the initial backlash against Shiloh was because he cheated on his wife to get with her. Shiloh first knew of him from the banana vid with Skye in it.
Then people were horrified she used a photo of someone else's fetus to back up her false claim about sepsis and all that shit.
She was a mess but she's not involved now. Although it has came out she emails Greg after every major break up he has.
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>>522773Just checked out Billie new lookbook. It must pain both Onion's to see her growing into herself while still retaining her own style. Notice how Billie doesn't infantilize herself to 'play dressup'.
It also looks like she has the figure Lameo desperately wants.
No. 522829
>>522826I'm so happy imagining Greg raging as he watches her lookbook.
Lame would definitely be jelly of her looks and bod for sure, but I really don't think her body is
that bad after having 2 babies. She needs to tone up a bit, and she's most likely going to sag a bit in the breast region from nursing, but I don't think her body is too far gone. Lameo also needs to improve her posture. This fucking gollum shit is awful.
No. 522846
>>522826Damn, she looks good. Better than she looked when she was with GSW/LGH. I bet that gets him
triggered af, lmao.
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Hope this hasn't already been posted before, but I found this comment on a video about eating disorders made by Ash Hardell, a trans YouTuber (link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jog9mVdc2pE). I feel like all Plainey would do is talk about generic body insecurities that every single teenage girl goes through… of course the smol bean Lame has to make everything about herself.
No. 522853
>>522851>>522847Lol lamey continues to only ever care/talk about herself. Even commenting on someone else's videos, she has to mention HER OWN problems.
>>522826but anon, lamey might not be a 10/10 in looks, but she has a 10/10 personality, right???
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LGH is in Pewdiepie's new video about youtubers being smug fuckers lol:
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=63MyK7W81Xk No. 522878
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>>522870>>522863>>522867I know many of us would prefer other YTers just didn't bring him up, but him just saying "Never change, Onision" like that at the end… PDP knows how to give just enough attention to fuck with him but not enough to promote him.
Remember the visible fucking GLEE Greg felt when he could get that Jeff guy to flip out on that Joy debate video? (aldlii did a good breakdown of it, based aldlii) The fact that PDP acknowledged Greg without bitching about the digs that Greg has been taking at him (PDP is a predator! He could be a pedo based off of this tweet! PDP's video is stupid! He needs to donate to charity!!)… Greg just can't get under his skin, PDP will continue to thrive in spite of Greg's raging about him and that's what
triggers Greg every. time.
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>>522863This couldn't have come at a better time. Shregg has been working overtime to desperately to paint himself as humble and also completely sperging about YT and the Adpocalypse which he blames Pewds for.
KEK
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>>522880So trans. So dysphoric.
Crippling, harrowing chest dysphoria… no, it's not because of basic insecurities/aging/gravity/asymmetry or anything of the sort and how dare you suggest such a thing, it's because she is not a SHE she is a THEY DADDY SPACE BEAN GAYBOI
No. 522889
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I've been watching old Lainey videos. Its really cute how she and Greg have matching liverspots.
No. 522894
>>522708It seems like "How can a grown ass man behave this way?" could be posted in every thread, whether you lurk on the daily or return here and there to laugh at his life.
How is it even possible that he's still sinking lower and lower, kek.
Complete mental breakdown when?
No. 522895
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Shreg is still sperging about YouTube ruining his life. Not only is it obsessive and tiresome, but it's pretty funny considering that he took the time in one of his many humble and "honest" apology videos to tell everyone he was totally done worrying about monetization and was gonna focus on making great Patreon videos.
Maybe it's the fact that he lost a bunch of patrons yesterday and fell down under under $4000.
If I were YT I would would keep a close eye on him. His obsession with the CEO is starting to get a bit creepy.
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>>522696Shreg worked overtime to remove all the criticism from his "10 things I haye about YouTube" video, but he missed this one which is simple but great as it uses his own logic against him.
He has no divine right to use YouTube, they are free to run their company as they see fit, and no one is holding a gun to his head to make shitty videos.
He screeches about haterz criticizing him and orders them to go away if they don't like it. All his sychophants shriek "LEAVE!" when they see complaints about Shreg. Take your own advice, Shreg. If you hate it so much, move your content to Patreon.
Oh wait, you won't because those pledges will dry up like every vagina within a 100 ft radius around you does and you'll be forgotten.
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Shregg the saint, lecturing his viewers on racism in his latest video about mental health.
I would bet good money he couldn't name any other civil rights figures beyond MLK Jr.
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>>522902>literally lives in the woods/swamp>uses a fake background of treesok ogreg
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>Jackson's parents divorced when he was two-years-old, after his father was convicted for committing a sexual crime against a minor.Wasn't this discovered to be bullshit?
http://onision.wikia.com/wiki/Gregory_James_Avaroe No. 522910
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>>522904checked google aswell LMFAO
No. 522915
>>522870The way he said at the end of LGH's segment "Never change Onision" LMFAO Bless you Felix
>>522889FUCKING HELL. That actually looks rather horrifying for a 23-year-old woman.
No. 522918
>>522915I love that literally no relevant youtuber respects him and just thinks hes crazy.
>>522909I wish she would post more often/consistently and grow her channel. Imagine his rage if she became a successful youtuber while his and foot's channels died. Imagine if she collabed with shane.
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Shreg deleted a tweet calling for the YouTube CEO to resign.
He also tweeted this @PewDiePie.
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>You guys notified me
As if he doesn't comb through every PDP video hoping for a mention.
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Making a joke is exactly the same as having sex with children.
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No. 522954
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This was Lainey talking about how much better greg is at dealing with his anger and being nice now.
only a couple of days before the twitter spergout.
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=USz_ukgeCKQ No. 522955
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Shreg's autism confirmed
No. 522960
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Lainey streamed on younow about an hour ago. Was boring and she had very few viewers.
But it looks like she isn't at home right now. She and greg never leave the house let alone go somewhere new she'd be comfortable enough streaming.
Where is she at anons? Maybe Madison's house?
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Has PDP ever had a ~pedo~ scandal besides this tweet? Especially anything on the magnitude of Shreg's constant ogling and grooming of tweens & teens, dating a minor ten years his junior, etc.?
He's STILL accusing PDP of being a pedophile akin to Subway Jared for this single tweet, when there are mountains of evidence against Shreg himself?
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No. 522971
>>522965I expected a bit of a reaction to Pewd's video, but this meltdown is hilarious.
He's back to playing the ol' victim in a world full o' sharks again. Poor Shregg, the world is out to get him! KEK
No. 522973
>>522962Yeah if only he could say all the cp on his hd was a joke, haha hilarious, like the hentai you show literal minors.
>>522965You should be in jail, tbh.
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bouncing his grease sweat back over to shane dawson
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>>522977> IT IRRITATES ME TO THE COREEEE SCREEEEEEECHI’m livin’
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No. 522987
>>522962>Everyone is so stupid except for me!Not sure if this has occurred to him, but
maybe the reason people like Pewds are given the benefit of the doubt is context and history.
Pewds was clearly making a joke, has a history of being sarcastic and has zero history of preying on minors, unlike Shreg.
Shreg absolutely knows this is a baseless, idiotic allegation yet is so jealous he's going to keep pushing this bullshit.
The irony is that this isn't going to do anything but further alienate his remaining fans. Kek this is the best meltdown we could have asked for.
And since his straight wife is on vacation, he's going to have to look for reassurance from the teenagers he's been insulting this week Kek
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wat
No. 522997
>>522955I mean with that logic, im surprissed he don't cry that Pewds called him a pedo.
Also as someone with fairly big "family friendly" youtuber as a friend, I know exactly where that pdp's joke is comming from. Stupid teens will send thier nudes to anyone sligtly popular in hopes for attention, even tottaly, lets call it, "unprovocked". So LGH probably gets those too.
No. 523009
>>522989Holy shit my sides. The best part about this is that all he had to do was say something like "That was 2 years ago, and I've been making strides to better myself, check out my latest videos."
Or better yet, make a playful joke about it like he did a few days ago where he said he was "Taco Bell famous" because he doesn't get recognized much anymore, but a drive-thru person knew who he was. That was actually pretty funny.
Flipping his shit like this over mildly being poked fun at is the worst thing he could have done. Nothing makes you look less cool to teens than being a thin-skinned baby who can't take a joke.
No. 523020
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No. 523021
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No. 523022
File: 1527289881203.png (1.81 MB, 1425x1944, Don't do it mmmkay.png)
>>523020>>522994A PSA from Shreg, who is an expert in teenspeak.
No. 523027
File: 1527290684058.png (2.09 MB, 1469x810, SHANEDAWSONFANSARENUTS.PNG)
Over half an hour of Shregg bitching about Shane being a pedo.
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=L3xuP60zhDU No. 523028
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No. 523038
>>523027>People are shaming me for doing totally LEGAL things!Um, so what exactly did Shane do that was illegal? If filming a girl "shaking her chest" with her parent's consent for fictional entertainment is illegal, then you'd better arrest the director of "Little Miss Sunshine" too.
He is so
triggered and manic that he's bouncing around, red faced and can't stay on topic. It's like a 30 minute twitter sperg captured on video. Today just keeps getting better.
No. 523040
>>523027Omg this is one for the ages. He's screeching about "how comfortable" Shane is with his teen fans and how much he "acts like a teenager!"
Wtf does he hear himself? He literally spends all day getting asspats from his yeen fans and has no adult friends. This is projection at it's finest. We have hit peak Shregg.
No. 523046
>>523043I know,
I know it was something recent too but ugh why are her long videos the ones with him
No. 523049
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If he's so hung up on definitions, why did he use Urban Dictionary rather than Dictionary.com? I guess it just doesn't suit his narrative.
No. 523052
>>523050Someone just said in his chat they heatd she was with her ex and the comment instantly got nuked kek.
His stream has been bizarrely quiet, no one is saying anything and they're laughing too loudly at his jokes. It seems like they're clearly afraid of
triggering him.
No. 523054
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>>522847Surprise, surprise. Another person that people typically write off as a trender.
Kalvin Garrah also said he wouldn't make a video about them because they're "nice". I think Lainey will do anything she can to make herself seem too nice too.
>>522965You can just recycle memes about this guys, because he will never EVER change.
No. 523059
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>>522987>>522972Don't get too excited, anon. She's allowed to see them once a year or something. She probably begged for enough bars this year.
>>522977I wish Shane's lawyers would literally just slap him with a cease and desist.
>>522981pic related
>>522987It really is the perfect storm. Lainey won't be able to curb him. We all know that he ignores her texts and calls when he's on a righteous indignation trip. I mean, I think he typically ignores her all the time, but he really pretends not to see when he's melting down.
No. 523064
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No. 523068
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>>523027"if a Chinese person were to eat a dog, you'd be like 'alasdf they're Chinese! it's fine!' if I were to eat a dog, you'd crucify me"
His logic is fucking hysterical
No. 523071
>>523020If you have sex with multiple people you can't be raped.
A husband can't rape his spouse.
THOT refers to school children.
George is full of misinformation.
No. 523073
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Feel free to Tweet him this.
No. 523081
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"hair dew"
tweet has since been deleted
No. 523094
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>>523027Time stamp for moment when he says this quality line. Who is he talking to? This came out of nowhere in his argument …like he's mentally arguing with someone who just chimed up.
I also like how initially he referred to Shane as "this person" (like he always does when doing targeted videos) but then within a few minutes changed back to "Shane Dawson is a gross pedophile".
No. 523104
>>523081Bless you for screencapping this. It's one thing to attack minors, it's quite another to go after an innocent Bratz doll and shame her glorious, carefully crafted hair.
Shame on
you Shreg. Shame on you.
No. 523107
>>522994>>523016Old man Shreg down in the swamp completely out of touchwith culture. Young adults in their early 20's use thot a lot. He just wants to attribute certain cultural slang to certain ages to fit the narrative. PDP says thot, PDP is a hater, haters are all children, children say thot.
>>523056You clearly haven't been around much. Onion isolates his significant others so that he can control them. Lame has been talkong about visiting fam in NM for awhile. I think the original planned date was delayed due to moving into the new swamp trailer.
When it came to Billie's "conditions" to being in the relationship he stipulated that Billie could only see her family twice a year. When she objected Greg was very clear that Lainey follows the same rule. If Lainey actually left left we would have mote black and white videos of him losing his shit crying until 24 hours he would start attacking her character.
No. 523118
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Is he seriously saying that people aren't mad about "Chinese eating dogs" but if HE did it, we would end his life?
Also, 5:40 for some laffs. Some Gronk rage escapes.
No. 523124
24:30 in the recent video:
Greg absolutely RANTING about Shane and people liking him.
"He's (Shane) not supposed to like the things you do! You're a TEENAGER! He's an ADULT! HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO RELATE WITH YOU, HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE AN ADULT! Right? He's supposed to do GROWN-UP THINGS! And you guys are like, 'He's my buddy! He likes the same bands I do!'… Why does he like the same bands you do? HE'S AN ADULT! Why does he like the same things you do? HE'S AN ADULT!"
…… says the man whoooo
> groomed and whisked away his child bride at 17, married her within a year, proposed before even meeting her
> is obsessed with anime, especially DEATH NOTE (sorry weebs love u)
I mean I could go on but also, Greg, hey, your wife can pretty much ONLY relate to teenagers, might wanna be careful there.
So which is it? Did you marry a CHILD, who you're REPULSED by because you HATE KIDS, or are teens not the stupid children you paint them as?? Either way, you lose.
No. 523130
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My only hope is that this is thrown in his face every time he brings up PDP or Shane.
No. 523152
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Ofc he uses a 20 year old song to express his ennui about being trapped in the meaningless existence he's created for himself. Top kek
No. 523155
>>523152He really didn't age mentally past 13 did he, no wonder all his fans are kids. The idea of him and lainey raising their own children is scary.
Also 'smashing shreggs' lol
No. 523157
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>>523027Gonna post some timestamps of the fun stuff.
>Starts out immediately talking about the Shane Dawson stuff and says all his fans are insane. > 00:35 Defends dating Lainey at 17 because "you can't tell the difference between a 17 and 18 year old".> 3:11 "What is an adult to you people!?!?"> 3:34 He says he tried to push Lainey away when he found out her age because he didn't want the "drama". > 3:47 Tries to claim the age of consent in Japan is 13. (Nice try, Shmegma. https://www.quora.com/Why-is-the-age-of-consent-so-low-in-Japan You wouldn't get away with it in Japan either. I'd love to see Gregma in a Japanese prison [20 years hard forced labor, kek])> Shortly after it, went on his Chinese dog-eating rant. > 5:35 "I do not quit, when something pisses me off. YOU GUYS PISS ME OFF. 5:50 SCREAMS"> 6:22 Claims his sister-in-law tried to kiss him. Claims this was very moral of him, avoiding a 15 year old kissing him. > 7:25 "The internet hate me for no reason!"> 7:57 MY MARRIAGE IS MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN A MAJORITY OF YOUR RELATIONSHIPS!> 8:20 Says that a lot of people watching this have parents with 13 year age gaps. > 8:50 Talks about how his 9 year age gap is "comfortable" for him. > 9:10 Questions why people are coming at him when he didn't mention Shane at all. "I don't care about Shane VIEWS! That's why I don't mention him!"> 10:30 Gronk struggles to understand why people will criticize him for rating underage fans. > 10:50 Claims he only deletes Tweets because he didn't get enough likes or comments. Also claims it's because he wants to have only "interesting stuff" on there. > 11:04 Says "Fuck that" and then insults the YouTube CEO "Sorry bitch"> 11:39 I personally know that Shane Dawson is a creep, on a core level. Keeps talking about how creepy he is with kids. Then compares him to Michael Jackson. > 12:15 I don't like relating with children. Then rants about how he hates how stupid most teenage girls are. I HATE THEM. THEY'RE LIKE A CANCER. I DESPISE THEM. Then says young teenage boys are stupid, dumb as rocks and hard to talk to.> Goes into a pointless rant about New Mexico =/= Mexico (I haven't seen anyone argue this with him, but wew, Taylor and Greg have really been pushing that anecdote a lot lately. > 13:28 Defends the time he misspoke about Lainey's age when he bullied her dad. Screams again. Very funny to watch his manic screeching. > 14:40 A lot of you guys don't have critical thinking skills. > 15:02 I wish I could make you guys feel how grossed out I am!> 15:23 Talks about how he totally wouldn't have dated Lainey if she didn't constantly pursue and push him to date her and how her lie about her age is the reason that they're even together. > 16:50 Talks about how he KNOWS that Shane is a predator based on all his videos (remember he doesn't watch his videos though). > 17:41 We are mentally unstable for continuing to watch his videos because we don't like him. > 18:45 No apology can fix what Shane has done. He's Jared from Subway. Makes a bunch of comparisons between them. > 20:56 What Shane did is unforgivable. I won't apologize because I've done nothing wrong. > 21:21 I don't want to deal with kids. I don't LIKE KIDS. THEY'RE GROSS. > Anecdote about working in a daycare that all these little 9-10 year old girls tried to take his shirt off so he ran away from them. > Pretends like he doesn't have kids. Talks about them hypothetically. > 22:55 Hypothetical situation about if his teenage kid posted to a forum like his he would stop them if they were underage. > 23:36 ARE ANY OF YOU EVEN LISTENING AT THIS POINT?> 24:15 "No I don't want any images to be inappropriate (in my videos)" >>518896>>522024> 24:30 Loses his shit about teens being able to relate to Shane. Says Shane is an adult and he shouldn't be able to relate to teenagers. (PROJECTION MUCH, GRONK?)> Says that he likes the same bands as teenagers but he's not supposed to (what about your cool kid Space wife? )> 26:16 A step further would have been him just being naked! Says the next step would have been for him to do this after the stuff he said on camera. > 26:35 Says Jared from Subway did less creepy things on camera. > 27:23 Says that people that said they're 40 and disagree with him are morons. > 27:50 This video isn't about Shane. He can find a hole and die in it for all I care. > 28:44 Rehashes the ages of his dating history. Says he would never date a 26 or 24 year old if he was really a predator. > 30:28 Sets up a scenario saying that if the roles were reversed and Shane was doing what he was doing, we would all agree with him Also says that if he did what Shane did, he'd actually be in jail. (this is particularly lulzy, as he gives a dramatic pause here, waiting for the audience to decide what they'd say)He's calmed down quite a bit for the last 8 minutes, and pretty rehashed. It gets monotonous to keep listening to his voice.
No. 523159
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This comment under Shreg's link to his epic Sperg about Shane says it all. Just a reminder for ya, Shreggy: when you point your finger at someone else, thete are 4 fingers pointing back at you.
I hope we can look forward to a sleepness night of pent up rage-tweeting followed by a glorious shame spiral tomorrow. If he's not too sore from jerkin' it to hentai in every room of his fly-filled pigsty.
No. 523165
>>523020ok, but isn't it slut shamey of him to call people prostitutes? as he's done in this whole spergout. not cool for using it, just a shitty person.
>>523021have a judge review your skirting legalities to fuck teenagers, your private forum of teenagers and videos criticizing their bodies or talking about whether or not you would bang, do we need to go on?
>>523090i have it on good authority that bratz doll is a mega thot with a dead plant hair dew.
sweet baby jesus i hope this spergout never ends. merry gregmas.
No. 523166
>>523157You are a goddamn hero, anon. I literally couldn't get through the repetition and whining. It's all the same rehashed shit.
-His obsession with Jared from Subway is getting ridiculous. It's unnerving.
-It's hilarious that he thinks pretending to be grossed out by kids makes him seem like less of a pedo. Newsflash: that's EXACTLY what a pedo would say, they'd
never make a tweet like Pewdiepie's because as a rule, they don't want to get caught.
-Kek he's back to the "anyone who disagrees with me is moron!"
I love that the new, improved Shreg lasted under a week until he realized it didn't instantly get him Shane's audience. He's been trying so hard (I have body issues! I'm depressed! The tags, the super closeup confessionals..) to imitate him but always fails because he's not genuine. He's so angry and jealous of Shane and Pewds it's seeping from his greasy pores.
No. 523173
>>523168Unlike your "penis" which is basically just tip.
Thanks for showing us, btw, Greggy.
No. 523177
>>523166You'd think his straight wife would've told him that a pedo would act like they're grossed out by kids to seem like less of a pedo in the same way someone pretends to not like something to hide how much they secretly do like it. That's not even in depth psychology. I know her degree is basically the equivalent of finding it in a Cracker Jack box but that is some pretty basic shit.
Speaking of his straight wife it's awful funny he's been so mad about Shane and his interaction with a 12 year old but we know his wife was grooming Sarah when she was 16.
No. 523182
>>523177Lainey was grooming Sarah starting at 14, actually. Fucking gross, right?
>>523179What's funny is Greg says similar shit. I remember hearing, or reading in transcript, him on a stream going on to his Patrons about anal sex being gross and stupid, him mocking fat Becca about it saying she'd think it'd feel so good to have anal because it's like shit going in and out of her? Something like that… God he's disgusting
>>523180VERY telling. Why is he SO SURE that Shane is wired this way without sufficient evidence? He's really being a fucking moron with this finger pointing, all he's doing is making people more and more suspcious of HIM.
No. 523183
>>523180Ive seen too many religious leaders, law enforcement officers and government officials who make it their lifes work to "fight against" child abuse end up being the exact type of predator they pretended to be against.
It usually takes a few years or decades for it to be exposed. Sadly sometimes we only find out the whole truth until after their death and victims feel free to speak, or evidence is found in their homes.
No. 523193
Onion's Playbook:
https://thoughtcatalog.com/shahida-arabi/2016/06/20-diversion-tactics-highly-manipulative-narcissists-sociopaths-and-psychopaths-use-to-silence-you/Honestly kinda crazy how many of these apply to Greg. Projection, overt and covert threats, name calling, smear campaigns, love-bombing, preemptive defense, boundary testing, insults disguised as jokes, patronizing, shaming ("dutteh vajayjay!"), control.
No. 523195
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>>523157Bless you, anon <3
So… is anybody else starting to really believe Greg has some seriously fucked up impulses based off of all of this? So many of us are thinking "projection," but reeeeally let that sink in… this is a father of two. We've normalized so much of his absolutely insane behavior because it's non-stop, but it's getting very… real, I guess?
>>523157 No. 523201
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Sucks to suck, huh, Shreg?
No. 523206
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>>523198Not sure if this is what you meant.
No. 523215
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>>523206>>523210>>523206>>523210Quick anons, he's up and raging! Send it to him
No. 523217
>>523027Um I've been hate following this knob for years and years and not once did I know about Lainey's sister supposedly trying to kiss Greg while drunk.
Wat?
No. 523223
>>523215>>523222When an abuser can't control a person, they try to control how others perceive them.
You're transparent, Greg. YOU are a predator and no amount of finger pointing, justified or not, will make you innocent. Be mad.
No. 523237
>>523020>said AJ had a dirty vagina>said bisexuals were promiscuous >said shiloh gave head 'like a pro'>said dasha looked like a prostitute >shamed jacyln glenn for breast implants>shamed her friend for wearing heels>called billie a homewrecking bitch>said sam was a slut>many other examples of disliking people having lots of sex/wearing makeupWhy is he so heated over the word thot? Why does he suddenly care about slut shaming?
It's funny how he said he wouldn't trust a woman that's slept around at one point, but called Billie boring and raged at Lainey for stopping during a threesome. He twists everything to get his own way. It's disgusting.
No. 523249
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>>523027Gee Greg, what would cause you to be suddenly focused on Shanedawson?
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No. 523253
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“That’s the tea”
No. 523259
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>>523250She said the last time she went on this was a few months ago and the header even says 22 and she then said at the end the last thing she reblogged on this was this. Hm.
Also she said she might react to her private Twitter which is also “sad as fuck” and a little mean apparently
No. 523260
>>523222Making that idiotic video that somehow "proves" Shane is a pedophile and saying that Pewds tweet was "literally something only a pedophile would say" is not only dishonest but so transparent.
Pedophilia isn't something that offenders tweet about, make jokes about or make videos of. It happens under the cover of secrecy and often by people who, like Shreg, point fingers at others and loudly proclaim their innocence when no ones even asking.
They'll surround themselves with kids to groom, like Shreg's discord and forum, those priests who target young altarboys, even Jared from Subway who worked with kids groups.
Shane and Pewds have some young fans, but neither of them go out of their way to interact with them, and they certainly don't have "perks" which involve playing games together, conversations and the option to be rated on how attractive they are/if the Onions would date them.
In a recent interview with Amber, one of his patrons, she admitted that almost all the major patrons have the goal to join the trinity. He preys not only on children, but also on those who have mental health issues which is also extremely troubling.
He's just too dumb and arrogant (a lethal combo) to understand how he is truly perceived by rational people. What he thinks is a righteous fury actually comes across as desperate deflection.
No. 523265
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What is he on about
No. 523266
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Really pushing that "not into prepubescent girls" thing hard, huh? Also, he was on his other account @HiImASociopath today, shit talking and blocking people left and right.
No. 523267
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>>523265He deleted this quoted one REAL fast. Because he IS into underaged girls- Maybe not 12 year olds, but soon after that he is 100% into them. Disgusting.
No. 523270
>>523266I really hope someone punches him in his retarded face the next time he goes out in public. Someone needs to hit him hard.
Onion, you literally tweeted a few days ago that you married your wife when she had just turned 18. That means you were into her when she wasn't legal, you fucking idiotic cunt.
No. 523273
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>>523267"Stop comparing me to Shane!" -The dude who literally cannot stop comparing himself to Shane
No. 523276
>>523273He used to alwwwways memtion how people compare them but throw in 'I'm a little bit better looking' and now he's trying to distance himself apparently.
Noone is comparing you Shreg. You are nothing like Shane. You'll never have his success.
No. 523278
>>523267"Kill yourself. Seriously, end your own life, you fraud." This is a grown ass man telling kids to kill themselves, get a fucking grip you pathetic old caveman.
>>523275I have no idea, but I don't know if I'm alone in this but I feel like this is end of LGH. From the batshit and insanely controversial 10 things I hate video to slandering Shane, this isn't going to end well for Gronk.
No. 523284
>>523273Kek the "I hate all of you" part just made me cackle. What a complete knob.
I hope he stays up all night, this is so fucking entertaining. He's like a pissed off 10 year old who got sent to bed without getting dessert and he's stomping his feet, slamming his door and wishing death upon everyone who gets to eat ice cream.
I think this shows how much damage control his straight wife actually does behind the scenes. Uninterrupted Hentai faps just don't compare to those reassuring asspats and sukmis I guess.
No. 523285
>>523275Because it's Twitter. They don't give a fuck.
>>523284He's so unhinged. He strikes me as the type that would have ended up rage murdering an ex gf if he hadn't gotten any recognition on the internet.
No. 523289
>>523284I'm literally imagining him late night up on Xbox and getting killed and being destroyed in game and so he goes on Twitter to take out his anger there, only to be trolled and pestered.
The most glorious thing about his downfall is that he can't escape all the reminders of how he's irrelevant, disgusting and disturbed. He isn't getting that validation he once was. I bet even his Patrons are growing tired of his little narc rants or him going to them only when he needs those little ego boosts.
What a precarious situation. If he continues, he might really need a real job soon.
No. 523292
>>523244It’s weird because there’s not actually anything weird with liking some things that are considered “childish.” Lots of dudes collect action figures, read comic books, watch cartoons.
But Shregg is so concerned with covering up his disgusting sexual desires that he desperately denies he is interested in anything considered childish, not realizing that it’s just making him seem wayyyyy more suspicious.
No. 523294
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Wtf is he on about now? Literally no one is saying this. He's seriously losing his shit.
No. 523296
>>523294Pewdiepie
triggered the fuck out of him hahaha this is great. He's the running joke in the big youtube circle and will always be lesser than them.
No. 523298
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He has tweeted FIVE times in the last 10 minutes, screeching about witch hunts that he started. Good lord this is an epic meltdown.
No. 523299
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>>523294Whatever helps you sleep at night, Greggy
No. 523302
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I should be sleeping but this is honestly hilarious to witness in real time.
No. 523303
>>523299Wtf this is too much. This is the time when it would be convenient for him to have friends. Everyone needs that friend who will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed.
Too bad he's burned all his bridges and his wife is not only a doormat, but is probably relieved to not have to babysit him for a few nights. But jfc he should just go to bed, this is getting sad.
No. 523312
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No. 523325
>>523308Nah he deleted the google search lol
I wonder why?
No. 523327
>>523322Yeah what the hell happened? Is it just Felix talking about him? Or did something really happen with Lainey?
He wasn't this psycho in months.
No. 523328
>>523327whats weirder about that is that if felix did
trigger this, he's stooped low to attack shane instead who's not done shit
No. 523331
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>>523329He finally is coming down off the narc high and checked her panicked texts.
No. 523333
>>523294Does he have a post-it stuck on his monitor of the things that really piss him off so he can keep bringing them up? Mother of pearl, let it go Shreggy!
>>523298A marriage that still stands to this day but was almost ripped in half by the promise of fresh puss. That Our Marriage is Over video is still on YouTube, don't ya know? Which hilariously is contradicted by the Onision Break Up Story video also still on YouTube.
>>523300Fucking kek he lives in a swamp and he's got to have a wicked case of swamp ass from his nonstop Twitter rage. He truly has become the Swamp Thing. What a gift of a night anons!
No. 523335
File: 1527324990493.gif (4.03 MB, 426x240, gregontwitter.gif)
Have a gif for future use, anons.
Feel free to send to Greg on Twitter. I'm sure it will strike a nerve.
No. 523341
File: 1527326267535.png (13.49 KB, 586x117, tfw.PNG)
tfw Shregg cares more about fighting da haturz than providing content for his dumb fans
No. 523354
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…………………… more convinced of your shittiness than ever, Greg. Too bad you don't know how to exercise restraint and log the fuck off when you're raging. When you're raised by a fucked up child molestor (I'm talking about Tami, not the dad she turned you against) it's hard to learn how to calm yourself down and easy to become a fucked up molestor yourself, I guess.
No. 523358
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>>523354Lovebomb, right on time!
No. 523361
>>523206Ahahahhaa aha!!
Greg the onitard is a big fat hypocrite and a liar!!!
Greg stated he likes 7th grade boys!!!
Ew
EEEEWWWWWWW eeew eeeeewww eeewwwww
Onision is a pedophile!! He wants boys who are age 11-12!!!!
see, thats why Pew said, dont ever change.
Because all the youtubers know about Onisitard and they all talk about him to warn people but mostly to make fun of him behind Onisitards back
Also, because Greg is his own worst enemy. Greg will always fuck up his own shit without anybody else having to do it against him. Greg will always fail at life. Greg will always load the gun himself before he shoots himself in the foot.
No. 523365
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Does he honestly think Shane Dawson needs him for views? A dying channel? Lmao.
No. 523367
File: 1527331652011.gif (1.11 MB, 320x180, 15567283.gif)
>>523366
The only good thing about this fuckery is that his kids are with Lainey thousands of miles away. Although, I wouldn't be surprised if Gregma has been narc raging this all back to Lainey all night too.
No. 523368
>>523273>>523271>>523267But Onision, Greg, you
are into underdeveloped girls.
You made very sure to announce that factoid during your debate with Blair White that you like underdeveloped girls and that you youself, Greg, have enjoyed dating underdeveloped girls.
And heres the proof
https://hooktube.com/-RPqTVyoCssAnd for the yt link for those who prefer
https://youtu.be/-RPqTVyoCssYou, greg, state here 2 words of interest: underdeveloped and girl
Noe, Greg could have said, i dated an underdeveloped woman. Woman. He specifically kept saying girl.
Girl is Gregs preferred female state. Not a woman, or a mature woman, but a girl. A young not yet legal girl, a girl who technically is a minor, at 17.
Then underdeveloped. The fuck does that mean. Underdeveloped. Like, boobs that never finished growing? Boobs that never grew past fully developed Puberty?
Underdeveloped. So not smaller, or small and perky, or even toned. Underdeveloped. Flatchested. Thats what onision prefers.
What age are girls usualy underdeveloped at??? Fucking gross fucker.
So you prefer to look at your naked girl underneath you when they have breasts that have not fully developed. Meaning that they have not yet acheived puberty.
He is sick sick sick in the head. I feel so bad for his kids, especially his daughter.
No. 523370
>>523368Lainey is now a prop to him. And probably one of the very few people that puts up with his constant abuse and narcissism and he knows it. He better hold on to her tight. She might get wise to this one day, though, I sincerely doubt it.
But seriously. He will hang on to her as long as possible because she reinforces the idea he's 1) not a pedo 2) open minded [because she's totally trans, guize] 3) his meal ticket as his fame continues to rapidly decline.
No. 523371
File: 1527332368506.png (55.78 KB, 589x707, narcinallnite.png)
I wonder if he'll sleep tonight.
No. 523372
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>>523370NO HE LOVES HIS SPOUSE
THEY'RE AWESOME
THEY HAVE ANXIETY, YOU FOOL
No. 523373
File: 1527332820531.jpg (274.77 KB, 1044x971, Greg has no friends.jpg)
One last thing. It is currently 7am, and Greggles is still on twitter spazing out. All day and all night.
See, if greg knew how to keep freinds, he could be talking to one right now, instead, like the neckbeard he is, he's still spazing on Twitter, therby signalling, and confirming, to the world, that Onision has no life, and no friends.
No. 523374
File: 1527332987409.png (302.21 KB, 599x399, liverspotofpower.png)
>>523371>one buttonit's that monstrosity on your forehead isn't it?
No. 523376
>>523371Imagine being this obsessed with "haturz" on Twitter that you spend an all-nighter sperging and blocking everyone who disagrees instead of just logging off.
Lame needs to put her foot down and control her ogre husbando.
No. 523378
>>523376Has he even slept yet?
I was looking at the tweets a few hours earlier before he started deleting the majority of them and there was a 4 hour lull.
I think he may have tried to sleep for those 4 hours, was restless and stewing, and had to get up and fight the haters (for the next 8 hours.
No. 523379
File: 1527334881209.png (331.22 KB, 596x406, gaynision nigga.PNG)
>>523378He posted a vid of Shane about 10 minutes ago. He either went to bed now or he's still frantically searching something to post but barely anyone's interacting with his tweets lmao.
No. 523381
File: 1527335012068.png (331.15 KB, 593x409, ogre.PNG)
>>522648Spergnision updated his bio to a lovebomb. So original.
No. 523389
>>523385Not trying to be a know it all, because I had the same false idea earlier and even posted about it.
Its not her age (shes actually 23 I think) its the day of the month they met or were married.
The got that number tattoo'd on their hip also.
No. 523404
>>523401This is correct, but this buttwipe also knows that it’ll
look like Lainey’s 27 when he writes it like that in his bio.
No. 523415
>>523279I hope/wish Lainey was smart enough not to come back
Except to get their shit with an escort.
No. 523416
>>523415Don't get your hopes up, Anon.
She's whipped as hell. No way is she staying away. That's just asking for disappointment entertaining that idea.
No. 523424
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>>523417>>523415>>523416It's too bad too.
No shade, no sarcasm, but she looks alive and youthful in the sun. Like, she looks refreshed from a big ol dose of vitamin D.
She looks better 2 days down there than she has in YEARS.
That's why Greg hates for his partners to be around the partners old family and friends.
He needs to suck the lovely life out of these young girls. By tearing them down and rebuilding them into sad ugly little dependant things that can no longer work ( so they won't make friends and also have no $$$ to escape ).
Tying to keep a toxic relationship alive past its expiration date is soo unhealthy.
Laineys family are probably relieved that he never subjects them with his insanity directly. Like in the house.
I wonder how her family is going to react when toddler Trot throws baby Clot off the couch. Because they sure ain't gonna be silent about a violent baby in the house.
I bet Onision could have really used Laineys dads services for free years ago, if only Onision had bothered to play along and been supportive of his wife's family instead of critical.
But of course, Laineys dad is still alive, and greg hates that. Greg wants to be the only man in a family.
He's gonna be threatened, then hate trot so much once he gets older too.
No. 523455
>>523452Maybe he can work for a moving company. We've seen him lift a 3000 pound pool table and 500 pound washer and dryer.
He already has his little weight lifting belt and finger-less gloves, so the moving comp wont have to supply them.
No. 523459
>>523455Just Shreg Moving Co.
"When the IRS and TurboTax fucks you overn we'll help you move."
He would have a mistress move in/wife move out special too.
No. 523461
>>523448Yass gurl!!! He thinks he's too good for anything else besides youtube. Sinking fast, spending more and more money to fluff up those numbers on various platforms, and he picked a fancy zip code that will soon bee too much to afford.
IRS breathing down his neck for his own fuck ups.
Major Life Fail
No. 523473
>>523469I know, he'll be 33 this year, which is why I said 'almost' too old to be a millennial.
It's so weird how he simultaneously acts like a 13-year-old boy and a 53-year-old man. But like, the worst types of each.
No. 523474
File: 1527355240735.jpeg (136.19 KB, 640x405, 2EDF606E-15F3-491F-8C5C-0851DA…)
>Proud of the teen girls who still lick my balls unquestioningly
No. 523482
>>523481This one
>>523379 was the previous tweet.
No. 523490
File: 1527358266841.png (48 KB, 741x405, rly.png)
Guess who's awake!
No. 523492
File: 1527358484487.png (90.32 KB, 711x607, beg.png)
Begging Blaire White for attention. Also Gurgles seems to forget that out of him and Shane, only Greg has fucked two minors.
No. 523497
File: 1527358723237.png (93.89 KB, 737x333, lmao.png)
Wake me up inside
No. 523501
File: 1527358883469.png (41.03 KB, 735x359, stopnow.png)
No. 523504
>>523500i can hear the veins throbbing in gergamel's forehead
this is way past BEGETARIAN BODEH level strain
he prolly pooped himself holding his narc rage at this
No. 523507
>>523501if he thinks it'd be so beneficial to her and that he would gain nothing why does he want the debate?
that is what this epic 48 hour sperg has been about. trying his usual desperate grab at relevancy by harassing anyone with a dedicated fanbase.
No. 523508
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No. 523515
>>523508HUMAN UP BC HE CANT CALL BLAIRE A MAN BAHAHAHAHA
also gerganator don't u get max 5k views per video on average within ghe first 3 days like. blaire isn't my type of youtuber but she has a strong fanbase unlike yours. its about as hard of a pill to swallow as ur lil Wilhelm down there bucko
No. 523525
>>523516i know it's not forever but in the short time traylors been gone greg basically killed what was left of his channel in a self destructive tantrum, caused a possible slander case against himself via peedo-Shane accusations, tried to start beef w people for no reason…
tinfoiling hard here but what if he's tanking his income bc traylor-tranny is leavin him/told him she may leave so when they divorce she'd have to support him lmao
No. 523527
File: 1527359831127.png (37 KB, 596x155, Screenshot 2018-05-26 at 2.36.…)
tweet deleted within 6 seconds of posting
No. 523528
>>523500KEK!
>>523492>>523501Man Pewdiepie fucked up Onion so much that he's attacking everyone now. This is so milky. Let's hope Shane files a lawsuit against him so the IRS isn't the only one taking his money.
No. 523532
File: 1527360138502.png (17.07 KB, 587x193, a.png)
>>523527He also tweeted this, it's the "longer" version of that tweet
No. 523534
>>523516Honestly I do understand why she's afraid of leaving him. She'd basically have to get off of the internet entirely. Think about how badly he's slandered all of his exes, and think about how much dirt he must have on her after being together for 5+ years.
Not that it's really any excuse to continue raising children with a manipulative narcissist but I get why she won't just get up and leave.
No. 523538
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tweet deleted within 7 seconds of posting this time lmao
>>523532 No. 523539
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>>523501"You're still here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother."
>>523536Hopefully his own shit.
–
He's on track to lose more followers today than yesterday
No. 523545
File: 1527360683360.png (50 KB, 635x293, sadandpathetic.png)
his 2.7 GPA is showing, i can't believe this neanderthal is on his third "novel"
No. 523548
File: 1527360788030.png (35.38 KB, 844x374, Untitled.png)
TWITTER ALGORITHM ALL THEIR FAULT HELP HELP I'M BEING OPRESSED.
No. 523552
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Fucking kek this tweet is blowing up. Bet Shreg is RAGING.
No. 523557
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this is what I get when I try to load it
No. 523559
File: 1527362565004.png (1.35 MB, 750x1334, 4A65C2DB-9958-445F-A716-874625…)
Still showing for me
No. 523562
>>523529Oh no. I didn't think he could get more irritating but if he's somehow stumbled upon the world of "logical fallacies" I might lose my mind.
He isn't anywhere smart enough to use any of them correctly in an argument.
No. 523564
File: 1527362863575.png (3.14 MB, 1242x2208, C9111FE4-CE92-482B-B521-4100D9…)
>>523561Yeah, it won’t work on Safari either. Works fine on the app for me though.
No. 523567
>>523547"He just threw me a prom and it was
so romantic!!"
No. 523568
File: 1527363221829.png (138.68 KB, 1408x671, rainbows.png)
It's working for me. Here's his latest tweet. Wtf.
No. 523570
File: 1527363484628.png (58.63 KB, 592x412, wormbrains.png)
What's his obsession with worm brains suddenly?
No. 523573
>>523570Yes. Yes we do think you pad your Patreon, buy views and definitely buy Twitter followers you twunt.
I looked at his Twitter followers for fun yesterday and I'd say a good third are fake. No posts, no likes, no bios, just follows of mid level celebs.
No. 523582
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>>523570kek he's just copying Dasha Nekrasova, who went viral a couple of weeks ago for telling Infowars they have worms in their brains in an interview.
https://twitter.com/nobody_stop_me/status/991741815765241857 No. 523585
File: 1527365069829.gif (3.39 MB, 600x928, notajoke.gif)
Well, in Gregs world jokes do not exist - so then what's this? He said that nowhere will you find him saying he's attracted to underage girls, no screenshots or video, well he did say he's into 7th grade boys.
No. 523593
>>523568he mustve hurt footys feelings to be doing this happy positive love bomby act "i'm a demon married to an angel ^_^"
>>523582yikes, why is she proud of this? nothing she said had anything to do with socialism. she sounded like a dumbass. and how did she not even know about the stupid house 'scandal' (see: not a real scandal and doesnt mean anything, obv)?
No. 523594
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i'm laughing so much rn these are blessed days anons
No. 523595
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This Pewdiepie sperg reminded me of this post from 3 weeks ago where a young patron took him to task for the way he went after Pewds.
Shregg completely dismissed it, claiming he'd spoken his "peace". Guess things aren't so peaceful now.
No. 523596
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No. 523603
>>523596ok
On a girl they both believe could be too young:
Greg: If she were the same age, she would find her to be —→VERY HOT,←— but because she's not the same age, she's magically BLIND to the -→attractiveness!←
Lainey: I'm saying, she's attractive, but… that doesn't mean, anything, besides that, ok?
Greg: Listening to Bae's bullshit like…
https://vimeo.com/253127639 No. 523604
>>523588Lmao. We wish the IRS was sodomizing him right now though.
>>523568He seems more mentally unstable than he usually is and this is Shreg we're talking about.
No. 523605
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Has LGH made a new friend?
No. 523606
>>523596None of this would even be a problem if
he asked for proof of age before including them in his videos, and only used
women who are 18+. Creepy, sure, but not ephebophilic.
No. 523609
>>523594When you sit on google trying to type in different search keyword combinations to assure yourself that you are relevant.
>>523596>shame me for rating the bodies of peopleHe acts like this is some altruistic act that everyone does and he should not be shamed for it. Rating people's bodies in itself is objectifying. Even worse when they are mostly insecure pre-teen/teens.
No. 523610
>>523591Except for that music video of Shiloh's. The one they're watching together and he says she's hot.
She gets creeped out and says she was 15 in that vid… except for that one time you LITERALLY said a 15 year old was hot.
No. 523615
>>523610Well, maybe if he knew she was 15 BEFORE he wouldn't have said that because he is obviously DISGUSTED and REPULSED by KIDS. Rage fest!
I kind of wish he'd just walk himself into the swamp and never emerge during his rage fest.
No. 523622
File: 1527368524789.png (1.12 MB, 1440x1323, hoo boy.png)
Here we go, Shregg has just uploaded a video on Speaks.
https://www.hooktube.com/L4SyEPMTIAI No. 523624
>>523622Holy fucking shit shreg you dug this hole yourself! Now lie in it. Actually argues the same fucking things about himself that he is arguing about Shane.
I never actually watch his videos but does he seem more unhinged than usual or is he always like this?
No. 523625
>>523623And apparently it's perfectly ok for Shreg to make a joke about being attracted to 7th Graders, but not Pewds. I forgot, jokes are only funny when
he makes them.
No. 523629
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So much projection lol
No. 523630
>>523624He’s in a really weird position where he knows he’s getting attention so he has to act slightly more “friendly” in an attempt to gain Shane’s followers.
Instead he comes off as a child-groomer wearing smeared peach lipstick
No. 523641
>>523508>Your channel gets about the same amount of views as my thirsd most popular channelWell Blaire uploads at most 3 videos a month and you upload what? 20? So do the math. It just means Blaire gets about the same views on three videos as him with 20 videos.
>You're starting to lose subsShe's still in the plus while you are in minus for literally years now.
No. 523645
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>>523623>>523634Oh Shreg, have you been peeping on us?
It's hilarious, he takes the time to pin and put a heart on every positive comment, but completely spins out on every stray critism. To quote Pewds: Never change.
No. 523647
>>523590Who cares lol
Good riddance
No. 523648
>>523622He says people think hes attracted to young boys bc of his 7th grade boys joke when literally no ones saying that. They're just pointing out the hypocrisy of you being allowed to make these jokes but Shane and PDP apparently aren't/ God he's so dense.
He also plays off the Shrek joke as if hes not bothered. Shreg, if you weren't bothered you wouldn't even bring it up you decrepit old mongoloid.
No. 523649
>>523622Actually unnerving to watch him so manic. Could you imagine sharing a house with him when he's like that? Those eyes are -wild- and not in the 'omgsohot' way. More in the 'I'm liable to snap and verbally abuse whoever gets in my way'.
I've never felt bad for Laimey until this moment. Fuck, no wonder her personality is a wet sponge. Try and find any wonder or happiness to live when a fucking fight on twitter/youtube causes someone to go full crazy.
'I like girls who are underdeveloped, like just past puberty'.
All he had to add was 'as long as they're legal'. Like, that's all he had to say. 'I like girls, as long as they're legal.' I mean, 'barely legal' porn is a thing and tons of men watch it. But he didn't add that did he? Like, I'm not even sure he still has. How fucking strange.
No. 523653
>>523622Crazy to see this small little anonymous forum has such an immediate direct and substantial impact on grease’s mentality and emotions.
He responds more to farmers than to his wife Lainey.
No. 523656
File: 1527373525059.jpg (94.04 KB, 1078x352, Screenshot_20180526-232423_Twi…)
He's definitely been reading here.(stop doing this)
No. 523666
File: 1527374332627.png (164.68 KB, 1440x621, call the burn unit.png)
>>523594The reactions to this tweet have been pretty stellar. The amount of delusion he has about himself is astounding. "I'm a SUPERVILKAIN! People just love to hate me!"
No Shreg, most of us are horrified by you and track your shit out of concern for your impressionable fanbase or just find you pathetically comical.
No. 523672
>>523622What an absolutely ugly cunt. What is wrong with his mouth lately? Him and Lainey must both have herpes, she must have got it from her half decent gay husband lol.
It's funny him trying to play with semantics to make a point but it just proves how much of a dishonest hypocritical wanker he is.
He must have been projecting in his 10 Things about Lainey video, clearly it's he that goes on and on about the haturz. He's the most fragile little (thot)momma boy. Looks like he's been playing with her makeup too
No. 523676
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Can this sperg just shut the fuck up already? He traveled across state lines to sleep with a minor… twice! He is the definition of a predator.
No. 523682
>>523677Lamey only cares about onion and herself, so it works on her. She probably lives off being needed/wanted. I remember in the earlier years of their marriage when she'd visit her family, she'd tweet about missing greg and wanting to go back even though she was seeing her family once after not seeing them for so long.
>>523676It's fucking hilarious how hard he is trying to call shane/pewdiepie a pedo when both of them have only dated people their age and have been in serious/committed relationships (shane with lisa and ryland, pewds with marzia) the entire time they were on youtube with no relationship drama. Meanwhile, hes done actual things in his life that are pedo-ish besides making a joke. AND hes made jokes.
Hes a moron, because this is only going to turn more people against him.
No. 523703
File: 1527378047279.png (868.43 KB, 1440x2017, 4 years after pubes!.png)
Sort of ironic, after watching his vid and hearing him screech on and on about how his words were twisted and he "said he likes likes women FOUR years after puberty".. Lo and behold I noticed that in my recommended videos was a video he made a couple years ago: "Why is Puberty Starting Earlier?" Kek
>Shows data that now puberty is starting as early as age 7, but the majority of girls hit it at age 11.>age 7-11 + 4 = 11-15 years old you fucking creepAlso noteworthy was the fact that he decided precocious puberty was
obviously caused by meat eating. I did a bit of research and he's talking out of his ass, per usual. It's linked to heredity, a high BMI, sugar and emotional stress, but nothing about meat or "growth hormones in chicken" causing girls mature at a young age, regardless of how much he sperged about it.
Anyway, found it highly amusing after today's tantrum. Here's the vid:
https://www.hooktube.com/bUpLT9razaU No. 523705
>>523703Yep it's not due to meat. Girls will menstruate when they reach a certain body fat percentage, because fat tissue is used for hormonal signaling.
And you don't need meat to be a fatass.
Gerg should know this by now considering his growing gut kek
No. 523712
>>523703Samefag, but I didn't realize this was actually from 3 years ago, not 2. Check out those views! A half a million back then. Today he's lucky to get 20,000 views and
maybe 1000 likes kek.
This is what it looks like when you've completely chased away your audience by being a creepy twunt.
No. 523714
>>523701Lmao it's over ten fucking minutes
I wonder if he missed some.
No. 523740
File: 1527384310392.png (996.51 KB, 1440x1771, what a difference 5 yrs makes.…)
I've been looking through some of Shreg's earlier content and while his personality is the same, it's crazy how much his attitude has changed. Here's his take on being a "villain" back in 2013 and it's like watching a completely different person than the guy who made that Loki tweet today.
He laughed off being called a pedophile, he joked about haturz, and he totally defended Shane.
He took the time to to say that jokes shouldn't be held against people and no one should be offended by them kek.
He had a lightness and a sense of humor back then that didn't solely revolve around shaming others.
If he really wants to know why his channels are on life support, he should figure out why he's become such an angry, humorless creep. The difference is startling. Made a "boob squeeze" pedo joke at the end that he'd probably crucify anyone else for making today.
https://www.hooktube.com/An3Iw-lxgcw No. 523746
>>523596Gurg you absolute turnip. Here's the introductions thread from your own forum:
https://archive.is/K7qrP>I'm 15 years old>25>16 almost 17>I'm 15>I'm 17 years old>I am 15 years old >I'm 25>I am 13 (I belive)>I'm 17 years old>i'm 13 years old>I'm 14and that's page 1.
No. 523749
>>523622"Regarding the rumors about me today" is the name Shane used in his video addressing the allegations against him. He's trying to create a contrast between the two of them, where Shane got angry, but Greg kept level-headed (even though we can all detect the rage he's trying to mask lol). He thinks Shane getting angry and raising his voice when he said "I'm not a fucking pedophile" was somehow indicative of guilt.
I dunno man… if someone was accusing me of being ONE OF THE WORST THINGS YOU CAN BE, when there's NO truth to it, (also remembering how Shane is open about having been molested as a kid), I'd be pretty fucking angry too.
So, another example of Greg trying to prop himself up by using Shane. If I didn't know who either of these people were and had to guess who was the creep between the two of them based off of these videos, I'd choose the freak with the creepy smile talking down to his audience and praising his supporters for liking him in spite of the horrible shit he's pulled. But that's just me.
No. 523753
>>523746>>523703Love that just because he is sperging about this, more and more proof about him being a fuckin creep show up. It's all his own fault omg the milk. I have a feeling this isn't even the peak of his meltdown as long as everyone on twitter keeps
triggering him which they will.
No. 523756
>>523749I'm in school for criminal investigating and if there's one thing I've learned from watching interrogation tapes, it's that innocent people are LIVID when they're accused of something they didn't do. Actual guilty people always try to play it cool because that's what they see on TV but that's not how human emotion works. People get angry about false accusations, they don't just sit around smiling and talking calmly.
Sorry for the semi-blogposting but he's so dumb if he thinks this act is fooling anyone.
No. 523760
>>523753Maybe Shreg should follow celeb examples and when he's accused of something stay off social media platforms until you can have a solid statement. Greg isn't winning this, there's too much evidence and he has yet to really address people's issue with him meeting his last 3 partners when they were 17-18. The fact that he knows the law about this is fucking creepy. The fact that you have to tell people its legal is creepy. No one should be questioning the legality of your relationship, and if they are it means the age of those involved is controversial.
Legal =/= moral or ethical. He does like underdeveloped people if he goes after teens. Their brains aren't fully mature until mid-20's sometimes later. That is the issue Shreg.
No. 523770
>>523622He smiles like a shark.
He also seems to think if he speaks soft enough people will actually believe his bullshit.
They won't.
No. 523771
File: 1527389367122.jpg (66.71 KB, 615x346, findingpedo.jpg)
>>523770I like to picture this as Billie and Lainey behind closed quarters.
No. 523823
>>523822Lameo mother of 3 including her autistic manchild of a husband. It's really irresponsible to leave mentally challenged adults home alone.
He's probably been living off of taco bell and shitting his diaper from taco bell poops.
No. 523834
File: 1527396061724.png (60.78 KB, 211x150, plainey.PNG)
Not to veer away but I paused at the wrong time but I'm thinking it was the right time actually
No. 523836
>>523832>>523829Yeah its not a tinfoil at all. He also likely is hoping it gets shane/pewdiepie to react because that brings more attention to him. Hes desperate for shane to talk to him lmao. And playing nice didn't work, so hes trying the opposite.
You notice he does this often. Accuses people of outrageous things in hopes they will pop out to defend themselves. That's why its best to just ignore him, but some people take the bait (jaclyn lol).
No. 523837
>>523836he seems desperate for shane to even
mention him. it's like he's a shameful groupie waiting for acknowledgement at this point.
No. 523838
File: 1527396573507.png (Spoiler Image,648.92 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2018-05-27-12-45-58…)
Looks like Gurgle is done with Twitter for now, though he did just post a half naked selfie half an hour ago on insta. Spoilering bc of that gross onion body
No. 523843
>>523838You can suck your gut in till the cows come home, Shreg, but there's no hiding those saggy man udders.
What a pathetic attempt for validation.
No. 523850
File: 1527397576964.png (1.62 MB, 1025x873, Fatnision.png)
>>523838What about without a shirt you fat fuck?
No. 523851
>>523838Kek look at how much makeup he has on to cover his spotted red face.
Also wtf, the area under his armpit on the left side looks vastly different from the right. I sense some shopping.
I know he wants reassurance from his teen fans, but did he need to be naked for this? It's barely above his tiny parsnip. Fucking gross.
No. 523856
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No. 523860
File: 1527398064550.png (463.71 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2018-05-27-13-13-37…)
Jesus, he's back on Twitter again
No. 523862
File: 1527398181734.png (Spoiler Image,2.93 MB, 1426x2373, yuck.png)
>>523838Spoilering this shirtless one in case anyone is trying to eat.
No. 523867
File: 1527398609212.jpg (83.26 KB, 1440x324, Screenshot_20180527-012234.jpg)
Onion fans need to chill. One of them is gonna end up shooting up a school.
No. 523868
File: 1527398716573.png (49.56 KB, 592x334, lawsuit please.PNG)
No. 523870
>>523856Well how fucking gracious of him after screeching all day yesterday about Pewds being a pedo and that tweet was "literally something only a pedophile would say". It's a bit too late for backtracking now, and where exactly did he say he "looks up" 12 year olds tits? For someone so concerned with precision, he sure likes to twists words around.
And ofc he's doubling down on Shane. At this point he's harassing Shane and I hope Shane's only response is by lawyer.
No. 523871
File: 1527399145261.png (1.38 MB, 1440x1755, 20180527_013117.png)
This is apparently how he looked yesterday during Onion Spergfest 2018. That bullet proof vest protect you from all the haturz Shreg?
No. 523872
File: 1527399288534.png (36.89 KB, 600x514, gregory the creep.PNG)
Is he creeping on Tobuscus now?
No. 523873
File: 1527399326487.jpg (465.09 KB, 1025x1464, Screenshot_20180527-062825_Twi…)
Remember Garg's cashcow Tomato Buttfuck? Over on Twitter he insists that he and Greg are friends, but then he tweets stuff like this. Feels like shade.
No. 523874
>>523868@Onision drove a minor across state lines so they could fuck in places with lower ages of consent. Not a joke.
>>523871Is this fucking faggot wearing a bulletproof vest in his own house?!
>>523872Funny because didn't Jacklyn say he abused her? He was so ready to go in on Richie for abusing women but Toby Turner who was also accused of sexual assault is a real fine guy. Go take a bath in the swamp, Shreg.
No. 523879
File: 1527399889907.gif (3.16 MB, 360x228, 5b0a453cbd788844079267.gif)
Im late to the twitter sperg out last night
No. 523887
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No. 523889
File: 1527401790313.png (1.89 MB, 1440x2255, Meanwhile in NM.png)
While Shreg was at home having a tantric tantrum and screeching at people for hours, his straight wife was safely in New Mexico, living her best life and doing what she does best - looking at pretty girls on Twitter and liking their tweets so everyone remembers how GAY she is. Kek this is perfect
No. 523893
File: 1527402115274.png (806.41 KB, 1440x1057, a thing.png)
Wtf. This isn't a Patreon only post, it's literally just a graphic for his Patreon.
Are we supposed to be impressed that he took 10 minutes from sperging and made this? Jfc
No. 523895
>>523838Omg I just realized that he changed his Twitter profile pic to this shirtless one. He must've really been proud of it.
Frankly I'm grateful we don't have to look at that toxic mop anymore but kek
No. 523897
>>523876No one cares, Tomato Dickette.
Onion’s an asshole, even to you, butyes, go lick his wounds so he can cope with life again.
No. 523915
File: 1527406852899.png (304 KB, 1242x2208, IMG_6958.PNG)
Shrunk is using the YT community tab to continue his narc rage
No. 523922
File: 1527407948454.jpg (570.21 KB, 1440x1380, Screenshot_20180527-035834.jpg)
Where's your abs now, you fat sack of shit?
No. 523924
>>523917Fucking twunt. I very respectfully and carefully asked a question: Why is it ok for him to make a joke about being attracted to 7th graders, but not for Pewdiepie?
It wasn't rude, inconsiderate or confrontational, just an honest question and framed as such. He left it up until it started getting a bunch of likes, then he nuked it.
He's a thin-skinned coward who needs a hugbox of teen girls to protect his feelings.
He's like the worst kind of middle-schooler: he shouts insults at everyone but when confronted, runs to the safety of his clique to protect him from consequences. Pathetic.
No. 523949
>>523838Sweet Enola Gay son.
His pecs are soooo saaaaddd
Deflated balloons
Thats not how mens pecs are supposed to look
Check that flabby skin under his nips. Sick. Gross disgusting sick
No wonder teenagers no longer fight for onisions attention, he just aged right into AARP with this 60 year old grandpa body
And for fucks sake Onion boi no one wants to see your 3rd nasty nipple. Its hairy like your other misshapen nips.
No. 523952
>>523501Blaire is savage kek
But yeah, no use debating him again he has already been exposed by now.
No. 524013
>>523826Lol
Lamey: I text my friend, like what are you wearing tonight?
Billie: Idk, something summer casual
Lainey: BITCH you know i don’t know how to do that! I got three looks
No. 524018
File: 1527442961375.png (134.28 KB, 640x840, IMG_5012.PNG)
Makes 30k from sponsors, still asks teens to pay his bills for him.
No. 524040
File: 1527450178251.png (449.55 KB, 1426x1204, ok gurg.png)
He's still sperging about boobs.
Also, I love how he comes up with these retarded notions that people "often" say this or that just to virtue signal or lovebomb his wife.
Sure, some people may have said that, but if the majority of people thought marriage was "TORTURE" no one would get married.
No. 524062
File: 1527453028296.gif (1.26 MB, 443x259, giphy (1).gif)
What if the Onion's went on Dr.Phil, that would be hilarious. They had Sexy Vegan they'd fit right in. Space Prince and Ogre.
No. 524075
>>524040Peep that projection!
Just like his projection of his insecurities of his tiny penis to tiny boobs being better than bigger boobs, i.e. tiny penis is better than bigger penis.
Take his tweet, amd switch man for woman, and penis for breasts.
Onion Translation:
I just dont get why people feel the need to treat adult men who are not yet fully developed in the groin area ( i.e. haven't gotten bigger yet in a lot of cases) like they are lesser.
No. 524077
>>524040So in order to fully develop your breasts you have to get pregnant? That's the dumbest shit I've heard in a while. When your breasts stop growing they're fully developed. Their enlarging with pregnancy isn't a further development, it's a part of pregnancy and some people never become pregnant because they can't. But Dr. Google read something about underdeveloped breasts and pregnancy so now that's 100% the end of it all. No wonder he hates doctors. They probably laughed in his face a lot because he's a fucking idiot.
>>524075Well you know he's been Googling how to enlarge his tiny nub for a while. Too bad there's no equivalent to make his shrub of a penis grow.
No. 524081
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New video.
Somehow with the effeminate video filters turned up to 100% you can still tell Shregg is absolutely exhausted after his twitter chimp outs.
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=7IdEi2jqhvw No. 524084
File: 1527456484086.jpg (58.68 KB, 800x450, ded.jpg)
>>524081@:40 seconds in he is losing his voice! he strained it from screaming and shouting to himself alone in the swamp trailer.
No. 524094
>>524083I dont know what I see, but its creepy, these filters are making him look like a mannequin, and not a pretty one. Maybe red lipstick was better after all. And his eyes are creepy because of lack of sleep probably.
"Be strong!' - with his voice sounds like a line from a movie killer.
Maybe that will be the end of this spergout? he convinced himself its gonna be alright. Probably lainey returns soon?
No. 524096
>>524093He looks like a washed up gay musician from the 70s/80s with that lipstick. He should fucking fix his foundation and match it with his neck instead.
>>524094LMAO. I hope he doesn't clean the mess he did so that Lamey can spank her gay husbando and put her foot down as the breadwinner of the household.
No. 524137
File: 1527462897342.png (522.35 KB, 1440x2017, Boobie burns.png)
>>524072I think we can expect this tweet to get deleted like so many of his other spergs… The comments aren't going so well for him.
I kekked at the implant one. Such a feminist.
No. 524143
File: 1527463566167.png (898.12 KB, 1440x1058, ironic.png)
>When you use your failed military cateer solely as a way to brag about what a brave and honorable person you are, but choose to honor the holiday that is for remembering those who have given their lives in service to our country by screeching about how the world has wronged YOU and by making false allegations about upstanding people, and sperging about titties.
No. 524152
File: 1527464843318.png (2.25 MB, 2420x1440, Literally Hitler guize.png)
>>524081Jfc. His methaphors are getting more and more retarded by the minute.
>Racism used to be POPULAR guize, that's why YouTube must be stopped! Just like everything else the Onions sperg about, he wouldn't have any issue with any of this if HE was still making money.
The pretend concern for small youtubers was a nice touch, just like how Lainey pretended she cared about people picking on transtrenders
before Kalvin Garrah was going to do a video on her.
No. 524164
>>524081Whats with this make up look thing ? Why is he so hell bent on wearing makeup and contouring and blush and mascara and lipstick!?! Lipstick? Lipstick, pig, yadda yadda
All those creepy killers that videotape their rants or murders, they all had romatical and social problems, and they all wore strange makeup, kinda like androgynous guys and girls. Like that Luke magnotta guy. Just saying.
>>524125What Tami did had incestual overtones. Crossing boundaries.
Tami had several boyfriends, and one just Happened to be named Greg as well.
So Onion Greg listened to his mother Tami having loud sex with her boyfriend Greg, and Tami would be very loud and call put Gregs name repeatedly (reportedly the walls were paper thin in that house). Onion Greg stated that it was very uncomfortable and made him confused and feeling wierd.
Also Tami would get topless and give her naked son Greg a full body massage with hot oil, using her bossom to massage him. She also may have been fully nude at times as well.
So Onision has a huge Oedipus Complex with his mom Tami. Because of Oedipal issues with her, Onision will never leave the place where his mother lives in Washington.
Also why he does not like his partners to be close to her parents. He thinks that his partners also have sexual attractions to their Fathers as well (since he has issues), so Since Greg is a Narc, there can only be one man in his Partners life.
No. 524170
>>524164What are you talking about?
I know of the massaging him naked but have never heard of her also being naked and using her boobs to massage him??
Where are your sources?
Show me the car fax
No. 524182
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No. 524191
File: 1527470188517.png (333.11 KB, 478x480, yesthatswhatitmeans.png)
>>523826The best part about this is, Lainey would be offended as hell. She thinks she looks fucking hot as shit in some of those videos and pictures.
No. 524197
>>523952He was begging for it on Twitter too.
I think it's best to ignore the festering little pustule.
No. 524202
>>524081LOL
He's trying to project on Deefizzy.
He keeps bringing up his near suicide too.
The desperation is so huge and obvious here.
No. 524235
>>524164Honestly that would explain a ton of his issues.
Hell its easier for most people to demonize their fathers rather than their mothers, especially for men.
Female on male violence is hella downplayed; explains Onion's overcompensating for "feminism" and simultaneously "being dominant"
tinfoil:
He feels bad because he distrusts women bc of his mom but he hides it with "muh feminism" however in relationships he has to be dominant bc of psych issues w/ his mom
No. 524264
File: 1527476705123.jpg (12.92 KB, 240x104, fuckoffshreg.JPG)
Greg's comment on Edwin's most recent video about Dasha
No. 524273
>>524264He only knows about this because a couple of his teenage bootlickers mentioned it in the gaming stream right after Narc Rage Pt. I. They definitely read her thread, and now he possibly has too.
They also asked if he'd ever work with Cyr again. He said he'd like to, but it'll probably never happen. They asked what happened between them, and he said their falling out was over Cyr hitting and cheating on his girlfriend. But really it was because Cyr disagreed with Shreg's politics, and everyone knows you can never disagree with him. Otherwise you're not a
LOYAL friend.
No. 524277
>>523867I saw this and thought the same thing. Some insane people online take things so literally.
Onion is going to inadvertently goad some psycho dedicated fan into shooting up
>A: Shane Dawson>B: Pewdiepie>C: Youtube headquarters>Or one of his many other online targets.to please and impress him.
No. 524281
>>524264I know this is a nitpick, but his grammar and writing style drive me up the fucking wall. I'm not the type of person who attacks a person's grammar in an argument (that means you've already lost), but his just kills me. "Most everyone," "most" whatever, his overuse and misuse of question marks, commas and ellipses, his sentence structure in general.
Triggered every time. He seems to genuinely believe he's the smartest person alive, but it's obvious from his writing style alone (nevermind the content) that he's just a stupid, uneducated hick.
No. 524298
>>524254Yeah but why the fuck would I believe the lies this loser told when he got caught cheating? That’s when he started talking about how mommy full body massaged him; when he was trying to explain to his ‘fans’ why it was okay for him to grab Billie titty.
He’s so full of it. I take everything he says with many grains of salt.
No. 524370
>>524361Theres these hours of inactivity on Twitter late at night, then suddenly SPERG OUT!!!
Does he go to bed, have nightmares and has to get on twitter to let the demons out?
No. 524372
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>>524096>He looks like a washed up gay musician from the 70s/80s with that lipstick.Like a fresh out of jail Boy George with a buzzcut perhaps?
No. 524374
>>524370I think it is a maladaptive self-soothing behavior. When he feels bad, he goes out and picks fights so he can feel like he won… something. Won the battle, lost the war is pretty apt for this situation.
Also, people who watched it unfold know your changes to your forums policies were in direct response to Ms. Blaire White's criticisms, Mr. Most-Honest-Youtuber. You're a deluded fraud regardless if someone is able to pin you down on it or not. The only one your fooling is yourself. Sorry, just being BROOOTALLY honest.
No. 524376
>>524375HOW DARE HE!
What about all the other missing people!!!???
HES FAKE AND DOESNT GIVE A SHIT REEEEE
No. 524377
File: 1527493006324.png (215.91 KB, 1242x1494, IMG_7006.PNG)
He posted then quickly deleted this one
No. 524381
File: 1527493206389.png (16.36 KB, 735x137, Screenshot-2018-5-28 Onision o…)
Like when you hit Sh with a door? Oh, I guess that doesn't count since it's not technically a "hand" FAX!
No. 524383
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He wants this SO bad it's pathetic.
No. 524384
File: 1527493352633.png (112.93 KB, 577x271, round3.png)
>>524383He wants to turn the Blaire consensual sex fanart into a reality
No. 524385
File: 1527493423283.png (480.63 KB, 1440x1768, Shreg dun goofed.png)
What the fuck.
No. 524387
File: 1527493504411.png (340.81 KB, 1503x1285, begnision.png)
He's fucking pathetic.
No. 524390
>>524385Samefag but the fact that he doesn't at all see this as
problematic is ridiculous.
That's the whole fucking issue, you twunt. You are rating girls' bodies, you have no idea who they are or how old they are, and you don't see this as intensely creepy? Then you have the gall to accuse other people of being pedophiles?
Jesus he is stupid.
No. 524394
>>524387Thanks for compiling these, anon. You are a hero.
I love how he's trying to paint her as a drunken mess. He did the same thing with Jaclyn, his attitude regarding alcohol is strange.
Such a weird, pent up little fuck.
No. 524395
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While going through his twitter I discovered something kind of odd? There's this semi-famous actor that follows him…in the 2000s he played a big role in Smallville and then recently he was in GotG 2.
No. 524401
>>524381And calling your wife a cunt repeatedly in front of your kids and emotionally and psychologically abusing her is just fine, right?
Just as long as you don't leave any bruises and convince yourself that everything you're doing is technically "legal" then your conscience is clear!
No. 524407
>>524403I feel like Lainey is just as bad as he is, but I'm actually starting to feel pity for her.
Shreg is acting like a 10 year old,trying to taunt Blaire with with the most childish antics like "she's SCARED!" makes it obvious he just wants to fight with someone.
Imagine what it must be like for Lainey when he gets like this. No wonder she's such a sour bitch.
No. 524408
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>>524404Have you ever known someone with a mental illness like schizophrenia?
Sometimes they make these weird connections out of thin air. Its like the giant board in A Beautiful Mind. String that connects to this.. then connects to that… and so on and so on.
Im guessing something
triggered him to think about the accusation made against Cyr, and he feels the need to subtweet it. If it doesnt seem to make enough of an effect he will blatantly tweet "Cyr hits his girlfriend" next.
No. 524410
>>524404He's been doing this all weekend: tweeting out hateful garbage and trying to goad people into arguments, then abruptly virtue signaling about random shit. It's truly bizarre.
It's like somewhere deep down he realizes he's being awful so he has to "prove" he's a good person. I don't know, that's my best guess. He's a nutjob.
No. 524414
>>524408subtweeting about Cyr didnt work out that well for him.
all the replies to that tweet are about how he mentally/verbally (and maybe physically) abuses Plainey and a sprinkling of mentions about how he shoved Sh.
No. 524416
>>524403But he’s going to remain totally calm while she “cusses, name calls and gets drunk”, guize!
As much as I hate Robbie I hope he doesn’t take the bait.
No. 524417
>>524404Maybe he's just catching up on this thread and saw this
>>524273 ?
No. 524418
File: 1527496479630.png (1.41 MB, 1440x2375, my tattoo!.png)
Meanwhile in NM, while her gay husband is freaking the fuck out and behaving like a crazed hyena, Lainey is tweeting about her cool new "aromatherapy" tattoo and liked a tweet to support someone muting that mean ol' bully Kalvin Garrah.
Not a single acknowledgement of her husband's spergout, even though he's been lovebombing her like crazy all weekend.
No. 524419
>>524417Just imaging that cracks me up.
Gregs scrolling through this thread just like I am.
Me and Greg are late night thread scroll BUDDIES!
No. 524425
>>524421You understand they're trying to troll a man whos limited education has him believing that woman urinate out of their vagina, that women have prostates, and "most everyone" is proper grammar.
You cant be subtle with someone like that.
No. 524428
>>524426True.
If the new trendy thing was to have an anus tattooed on your belly button, guess who'd be rushing down to her local Tat shop?
No. 524436
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Shreg has lost ~2,100 Twitter followers since his spergout began. That's kind of incredible, especially considering how many of his 34.6K followers are probably inactives, trolls, and bots (judging by the lack of positive engagement).
I love picturing him rocking back and forth, repeating to himself they were just SHADOWFANS all along.
No. 524480
>>524298Its funnier when you consider that during the AJ shit, The entire reason he ended things with her and had a huge flip out and the voicemails was all due to her joking with a female friend on facebook about said friend giving her a sensual massage.
You'd think he wouldn't be so angry about it considering his mums "full body massages" hmmmmmmmmm
No. 524482
File: 1527511487595.jpg (388.76 KB, 1046x801, Greg flings shit.jpg)
>>524404>He goes from ranting about BW to domestic abuse? Am I missing something?>>524408>>524415>He's trying to provoke her into it by [being] annoying >He spergs in the most pathetic ways when he's completely ignored.See anon, don't think too much about Onision logic, it don't make no sense
Its better to think of Onision as a shit flinging monkey in a zoo. The zoo is YT.
Maybe its a fine day to go to the zoo. You haven't been in a while, you can't wait to see the exhibits and see the Lions and elephants. You want to see it all.
Now, the last time you visited the zoo, you heard there was a monkey exhibit, but you didn't visit it because you heard some bad things about the monkeys, and that the exhibit smelled bad too.
But today you have no judgements and want to check out the monkeys and see what its all about.
However, the closer you get to the monkeys, you start to hear the old rumors again. The bad smells. The insane shreiking. How maybe the monkeys fling poo at onlookers.
You make it to the Africa section. Theres a big sign about the habitat. You notice a bold section about the monkeys. How they may seem agressive and angry and upset. How you may get splattered by poo. To be careful and enter at your own risk. Well, know you've gotta see this with your own eyes.
As you get to the monkey habitat, a zookeeper stops you. Out of concern of wildly aggressive behaviors, zookeepers must inform the patrons that if they choose to proceed, they may get hit by flying poo. That in reality, the monkeys are grear and awesome and all, but one aggressive angry monkey is ruining it for everybody.
The monkey hates the other monkeys. The monkey tries to run off with any babies, so now they separate the mothers and their babies from that monkey. The monkey even hates people, more so because they can leave and the monkey is stuck. The monkey always fights with all the other monkeys, but they fight back and bite and beat him, so he doesn't really get close to them monkeys.
So, this angry monkey instead attacks people since they cant defend themselves, save for running away. So this monkey flings poo. He flings poo at everybody. Everybody. Even cute females. The monkey thinks its funny to throw its shit at everybody. The mobkey loves when he hits someone with shit, and they freak out. Its the only thing that brings this monkey happiness. This is one fucked up monkey.
So some people who hear about the monkey want to see it 1st hand. Like you. You enter and see mass chaos. Shit everywhere. Cowering families clearing out. Shreiking monkeys angry that people wont stay because of one stupid monkey. Said stupud monkey just digging in his own ass, scooping out the poo, giving it a sniff, and lobbing it straight at you.
Obviously, you see the rumors are true, so very very true. But shit is not for you, so you doge it, but it hits the zookeeper behind you. They sigh and say this happens every day. That monkey just likes to make trouble. He just throws shit at everyone just to see who he can hit. He loves the reactions that people make whem he hits them with poo.
Wow, what a fucked up monkey. Who would ever stay for that shitshow?? Literaly.
All of a sudden, you notice a pale girl standing there. You didn't notice her at first, you thought it was a poo covered pole or log. But its a girl. How long has she been standing there??? Hasn't she noticed shes covered in this monkeys shit??? Is she okay?? Where are her parents?? Why is she just taking all this shit from that one monkey???
Suddenly that girl runs over the exhibit barricade. Hops over the moat and runs to the insane shit flinging monkey. You hear the zookeeper yell, Taylor nooo!!!!
You leave that psychotic mess. You don't turn around, but you sure warn all the people walking to the monkeys that they don't want to go in there, especially if they have small children. This monkey is being an asshole, and you don't want people to accidentally get hit by shit. You later tell all your friends and relatives. You all laugh at this insane monkey. You decide to call it Greg. You worry for that girl called Taylor. She just stood there taking all that shit until she was covered in it from head to toe. Then she still went running to the monkey. Is she insane? Scat fetish? Does she like the attention she gets from this monkey?? Doesn't she realise that this monkey throws shit at everybody and she isn't special to this monkey?
God what a fucked up monkey. You decide to call him greg.
TL;DR Greg the monkey just throws shit at anyone anywhere about anything just to see if the shit sticks.
(autism) No. 524492
>>524092If YouTube is the one and only reason for him to stay alive, then that's a sad, sad life. If there is nothing that gives him hope or motivates him to live, not even his own family, his wife and his children, he really needs to reconsider his choices. Saying something like that is a metaphorical slap across Lainey and their children's faces.
Especially since YouTube has been known for not to put all of your eggs into one basket for years.
If he's just saying that to milk his audience, I really hope they start growing up and learn to decipher LGH's manipulation. Either way it's sad, and if it wasn't the Thing from the Swamp, I'd feel sorry for any other person.
No. 524505
>>524418lol, as soon as Plain has a breakdown, LGH swings his camera to harrass a 17-year-old into silence, but when LGH has one, he gets the (social media) silent treatment.
Ah, they deserve each other! They really ARE made for each other, they fit like a butt and a bucket. lmao
No. 524523
>>524492i was watching this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioWcLuMcTBc and couldn't help but think about greg. youtube is such a big deal for him because he needs constant validation, and without it he has nothing to feel good about because deep inside he's just a black hole. nothing to hold on to, be proud of, love. pretty pathetic really
No. 524586
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=9ASaloDzivgLainey doing her old best friend Selena's makeup.
I honestly hope she's having a good time away from Greg, a great time even, and she decides to not go back. If only.
No. 524590
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>>524530Who's that girl he brought as a look-at-this-pretty-girl-with-me shield?
No. 524594
>>524569Not that anon but shut the fuck up, Billy Madison is a classic.
Also, I agree, that post was pointless. I did like the monkey picture though, it was very Greg.
No. 524608
>>524593Its not a tinfoil if everyone pretty much hates Greg.
>>524590I think its the chick he used to have in a lot of his videos. She's wanna be Hannah Minx, Annah Minx.
No. 524610
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>>524593Anon I was thinking the same, especially after this tweet.
It makes sense given that Selena never appeared in Lainey or Onions videos after cuddlegate. Selena's place is where Lainey stayed during that debacle (don't know who else she would have stayed with) and I bet Lainey spilled every shitty thing onion had done to her to Selena knowing Greg was at their house cuddling Billie in their bed.
Then Selena moved away and Lainey said on stream something about how they weren't friends anymore and that she cares about the friendship more than Selena does. No doubt onion tried to poison their friendship after Selena saw how shitty he is. He learned his lesson from Skyes friends telling Skye they didn't like onion because he didn't treat her right.
No. 524632
>>524625Wasn't Mercades the crush Lainey kept telling her fans about on stream? She made some dumb code of telling her fans whether or not the crush liked her back after confessing her feelings. She made up code words for "yes she likes me" and "no she doesn't like me" using names of fruits or some shit.
Rumor was Mercades was the secret crush and turned her down and shits been awkward ever since. I know the above sounds like fanfic but surely I'm not the only one who remembers this from several months ago.
No. 524637
>>524629I think what
triggered him is pewdiepie humblebragging about his enormous success in one breath and then mocking onions recent irrelevance in the next breath. Onion desperately wants to see Shane and Felix fail because he is failing and he perceives this as a great injustice because YouTube isn't fair or some juvenile bullshit
No. 524639
>>524637I think they also invalidate his whole "YouTube is against OG's like ME!! Look what they've done to US!" spiel.
Also…
Greg just posted a video of him making up a STUPID fucking story on the spot that's supposed to be scary.
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=CIXOhWSIG9c No. 524640
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Look who's awake and starting his day with a good old fashioned lovebombing while his wife pretends he doesn't exist!
No. 524643
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>>524639He's talking about a little girl stabbing herself in the eye.
No. 524651
>>524632Yeah, also Lainey was sad because her "crush" went back with her cheater ex bf (Mercedes bf)
Ever since they haven't made a collab, I remember Lainey unfollow Mercedes (I can't remember if Mercedes unfollow Lainey back)
When Onision travel to L.A to make super famous collabs he made a video with Mercedes and since then Lainey follow Mercedes again but I haven't seen any interaction between them.
No. 524655
>>524639I couldn't get through this, but kekked at the part where one of the sisters "scolded" her face in hot lentil soup, making it turn red and blister.
It's a "scary" story obsessed with skin color and red, burnt up faces. Jfc, he's so uncreative and self-absorbed even his lame bedtime stories are about himself.
Good thing he has very few interactions with his children, I can't imagine what kind of stories he'd tell them.
No. 524662
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>>524610The man who made an entire video screeching about all the reasons Lainey's father is not welcome in his home, and trying to shame him for attempting to protect his teenage daughter from this predator is now virtue signaling about
family being everything?
Also, kek I forgot just how hypocritical this video is. I'm surprised it's still up considering Shreg is guilty of many of the things he spergs about in it.
https://www.hooktube.com/n9MSnlYpoX0 No. 524669
File: 1527549770615.gif (2 MB, 200x200, 1514399923699.gif)
>>524667
Well lainey theres the confirmation you need.
Yeesh grease why would you like this lmao. Man his boner for billie will never die.
No. 524672
File: 1527549985372.png (62.87 KB, 577x267, lol.png)
I need this. We need this
No. 524685
>>524672Just want to say real quick before he comes back like
>Reeee do the same for me then!!Pretty sure anons actually have reported him to authorities about his website and forum.
No. 524692
>>524690He's also yawning
a lot. Seems this 3-day sperg has really taken it out of him.
I'm just trying to imagine the state of the house right now. I feel like there must be at least one wall smeared in feces.
No. 524707
>>524705Wtf that was so creepy. "My dad was a piece of shit, it would be awesome to fuck his wife." Then goes on to say his actual stepmom was gross but it would've been cool if she was pretty.
He brought this up out of the blue,literally no one wanted to talk about it. What a disgusting creep.
It cracks me up that there are only 13 people watching the syream and we are 2 of them kek
No. 524718
>>524629He's insanely jealous of Pewdiepie, regardless of how often he rages against the fact and tries to deny it. He once called Marzia "diarrhea face" (lol what does that make Lainey?) and did a whole stream ranting about how "Poodiepie" was just like Logan Paul, saying he's "lacking self-awareness." Oh, Greg, honey…
And let's not forget the recent stream where Greg sperged out during a live react to Pewds' video on handling hate comments gracefully, tossing out pedo allegations and informing us that because he's a likable guy, he's likely to be a predator.
No. 524741
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So this is a thing… Shane has actually liked a photo of Lame on Twitter (recently). I don't think this has ever happened before?
No. 524748
>>523312(sorry, I'm going through the thread because I'm behind)
But I find it HILARIOUS that he included "adult" in that Google search… of course it will give him the results he wanted. If he had just Googled "underdeveloped breasts" it'd be 100% different. What a transparent fucking moron.
No. 524760
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Aaaand we're back to lovebombing.
No. 524769
>>524760My LT is fucking up trying to watch her stream.
Not asking for live blogging of Lainey, but once she ends her stream if theres some milk or anything interesting Id love to see a summary here.
This is the first time shes really streamed for longer than 15 minutes right?
No. 524772
>>524769Someone called out grease for lovebombing her, She actually looked up the definition of lovebombing on stream and read out the checklist saying "Nope nope nope" then proceeded to tell the concerned fan that they were just there to spread negativity and insult others (Not one insult at all, So lainey you be gaslighting bitch)
Lainey is still insisting that her and greg are absolutely fiiine, totally fine, He's been totally "normal" on the phone with her.
No. 524775
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Which one of you was this lmao
No. 524784
>>524604This is the second time I've seen this brought up and then COMPLETELY IGNORED like not even a passing comment about the validity of it.
Might be strapping on my tinfoil hate a bit tight but why I every farmer avoiding this subject?n
Seems a tiny bit suspicious at this point guys
We even had evidence in a previous thread that it was a legit comment he made and deleted. Usually we would at least have a few new fags bragging about tweeting such a thing to Lainey but nope nothing.
No. 524786
>>524772She got defensive about being lovebomb, and said it wasnt like that because it was "pretty normal" is something he does all the time ( 10 things i love about Onision says otherwise)
Maybe it was just me but during that moment her eyes got watery ( or was the change of lighting)
She also talk about getting her hair dye again, possibly pastel pink.
Talk about girls (again), which was really creepy because someone said she looked more comfortable with girls (aka: Selena), and how it was hard for her talk to them, she felt intimidated by beauty and how girls are more soft(?
There were good questions about why Grug didnt come along with her and the kids but she never answered them (obvi)
No. 524787
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>>524778I pulled a Greg (and Lainey now apparently) and Googled "love bombing Onision" and the first thing that came up was a long detailed analysis chock full of examples of him, you guessed it, lovebombing, starting with this picture. I'd love to see Lainey do a live react to this cycle and explain how it doesn't directly apply to him.
>>524784Are we 100% certain that's real? It just seem outs there, but if it's real then what the actual fuck
No. 524822
>>524819oh their make up and lifestyle proves it
but i love the idea of greg having animals carved into his flesh. unlike make up, the ink wont wash off in his 50 showers.
No. 524828
>>524826its not really a meme, she clearly has bald spots forming. with raising, what, three kids and three dogs?, i cant really blame her.
>>524825most likely not
source: peta
>A tattoo can be a creative, eye-catching way to display your passion for animal rights. However, some tattoo inks are actually made with animal products. Nonvegan varieties may contain bone char, glycerin from animal fat, gelatin from hooves, or shellac from beetles. i know peta is whatever, personally i dont have any tattoos due to indecisiveness , so only recently found out this was even a thing.
No. 524830
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>>524826Bald spots around her head and a receding hairline causing a widows peak effect
No. 524832
>>524830You beat me to it.
>>524826She really is. She's been dying her hair nonstop and bleaching the shit out of it and hasn't taken care of it whatsoever. Now she's losing the hair and wants to dye it some more for some idiotic reason.
She's getting his liver spots in her bald spots too. Must be the side effects of having a rank smelling onion breathing on you.
No. 524855
>>524841I don't think it's the hair dye. 23 year old women dont have hairlines like that, even when they bleach the shit out of it. Personally I think it's either a psychological problem (like shoeonhead and shes pulling it out) or there's something wrong with her nutrition. I'm leaning towards the latter because of the way it looks.
I know she's nowhere near as much of a smol prince as she thinks she is, but it honestly wouldn't surprise me if she was under nourished. I'm p sure the reason Greg makes all his brides eat vegetarian is to weaken them.
Googling it, you can find some vegetarians talking about it, their hair thins out if they don't eat balanced diets.
No. 524858
>>524855It could be all of the above, anon. It doesn't have to be only one.
But bleaching is destroying the fuck out of her hairline. She bleaches it every 1-2 months and dyes it more than that it seems.
No. 524860
>>524855The balding can be attributed to multiple things, it doesn't have to just be one thing. She's probably malnourished. All vegetables are gross. She has admitted that she doesn't use heat protectant on her hair. Except she has used a bottle that was left in the mansion that was probably Billie's from when she made her daring escape from the Onion Trinity Cult. Who knows if she's bought anymore heat protectant since she's a stuborn fuckhead. It could be also from bleaching it. She bleached it at home last time and her hair is probably very brittle now. When I used to get my hair bleached I started to notice breakage in the same areas Plain is balding. Now that I dont bleach my hair its growing back.
Basically she doesn't take care of herself and she certainly doesn't take care of her hair, which is probably the real reason why she keeps it short.
No. 524862
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TL;DW she says she’s not a little. She’s not into age play. But she likes to call Greg daddy and have him take care of her. She also takes a “What type of little” are you which asks for either female or male gender. She just said “rude” and didn’t say which she picked but at the end it said she was mostly angel, but it also had a percentage for “schoolgirl” so I’m guessing she picked female kek
No. 524867
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No. 524873
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No. 524874
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>>524873a 32 year old man who doesn't know the difference between the word "principle" and "principal"
No. 524876
>>524867Shut up with that shite that you don't even believe grease and take up the challenge bitch.
Although in saying that, Is that pinned tweet him suggesting that he might off himself?
No. 524877
>>524873Ok, first of all, he spelled "principle" wrong kek
>People like me are not long for this worldJfc could he be any more dramatic? Does he think he just burns SO brightly he's going to flame out? He makes shitty, idiotic videos behaving like a retard and rating people's bodies. He's not Stepen Hawking.
No. 524879
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You lost dude. Get over it.
No. 524880
>>524873Textbook narcissistic revenge/rage. People tell him to knock off talking about Shane Dawson and sperging over how he stood him up. CLEARLY Shane doesn't want to be his friend. People didn't just go along with what he was saying about Shane.
So now he has to run a smear campaign to heal his bruised ego. He didn't want to be friends with Shane anyway guys! He's a creep!
Fucking transparent as hell.
No. 524881
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No. 524882
>>5248801. Attempt to appear humble and like a changed goodhearted individual.
2. People call him out on his obvious bullshit attempt at getting Shane's attention to be on his next youtuber revival series
3. Onion Spergfest 2018 begins along with the pedo accusations against much more popular youtubers Shane Dawson and Felix Kjellberg
4. Loses a good chunk of subscribers and twitter followers
Thank you Swamp Prince for leaving your husband Shreg unaccompanied this weekend, it's been extremely fucking entertaining.
No. 524883
>>524880Well he can put his money where his mouth is can't he, This little bitch has been outing peoples abusers, traumas, Medical histories all under the guise of being truly honest and has stated not reporting makes you complicate. So why oh why, Doesn't he just ring the police if hes so right?
(we all know the answer but still, Its fun to use his own twisted moral grandstanding against him)
Practice what you preach grease, If you really suuuuch an honest youtuber and shane really is such a terrible person, Well you'd wanna do anything to prove it right?
No. 524884
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No. 524885
File: 1527581677555.jpg (33.83 KB, 606x107, freak.jpg)
Greg implies Shane has CP on his computer and also accuses him of having molested kids. You are accusing Shane of a really serious crime Greg! Call the police or admit that you are a fraud.
No. 524888
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Delete faster next time.
No. 524889
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>>524888Caught this one before hand.
No. 524890
>>524888
>"even when it means people will hate your fucking guys for doing so."Fucking keked.
>>524889>recorcWith all these constant misspellings, is it safe to say he's sperging out and tweeting these out in a fit of rage?
No. 524891
>>524890Probably because some people are telling him to call the police and not sit on this.
After all, He was the one that said if you don't report it, You're just as guilty.
No. 524900
File: 1527583478440.png (114.54 KB, 578x769, whatshappening.png)
Using porn search statistics to prove your point. Fucking genius!
No. 524903
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>>524900he posted this before btw
No. 524904
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His history proves himself wrong tho. Skye was 18 when they got together so most are under 23 not over.
No. 524905
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No. 524908
File: 1527584545289.png (65.65 KB, 771x799, obsessedwithblaire.png)
He just keeps going at blaire.
No. 524911
File: 1527584818758.png (52.89 KB, 736x659, mmkay.png)
>>524908I really like how he's picking some choice things to respond to, Yet heavily avoiding someone telling him to call the police on these supposed crimes shane has committed.
No. 524917
>>524900>"I genuinely prefer 23-35"Sure Shreg that's why your last 3 relationships began with your partners being 17-18 you fucking imbecile.
>>524908Maybe he should know the twitter handle of the person he's trying to debate. Its @MsBlaireWhite.
No. 524920
>>524919They dated for a week, He confessed his love for her in a week. She booked it.
Very smart lady.
No. 524922
>>524862I bet Lame wants to be in a DDLG relationship (cause she jumps on every trendy bandwagon mostly) but she just doesn't completely admit to it because Shreg claims to be so against it.
>>524857IDK anything about breastfeeding and such but isn't it bad for the kids shes nursing if she herself isn't healthy and malnourished? Also isn't breastfeeding for herself bad too if she does it while already lacking vitamins her own body needs..basically giving the bit left of her nourishment to her kids?
No. 524923
>>524919They dated online. Skype calls and such.
He never even got to touch her flesh
(wow that sounded creepy, I think Shreg is rubbing off on me, sorry)
No. 524930
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She's a college grad. You'd think she'd know.
No. 524931
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>>524918Kek, good one anon!
No. 524934
>>524913What I don't get is why Lame is so far from the swamp trailer for so long for just a simple "family reunion"? When was the last time she was away from Gronk this long? I don't recall her being "separated" from him after Cuddlegate for this long, tbh.
>>524868I thought he was done with that book? LMAO
>>524930Coming from a psych major who confused Bipolar Disorder with Borderline Personality Disorder, it's not even surprising.
No. 524940
>>524856The sad thing is, there will always be women who'll fall for him (see all of those snowflakes and discordians who want to join the trinity), but I suppose they won't be in their teens anymore.
He might settle for some naive or troubled slender / ana-chan women in their 20s when the realization hits him, but since he has a lot of problems with his self-esteem, major Peter Pan syndrome and his obvious narc problems, he'll probably plow through them because they're not really what he wants.
No. 524945
>>524943And she was laughing and rolling her eyes at him, basically just having a laugh while "debating", safe to say she wasn't afraid of anything but running out of vodka.
Also major keks at her boyfriend asking "who was that dude?" and Blaire saying "I have no idea" when the debate was over.
No. 524946
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https://hooktube.com/watch?v=LHpXwHl8fAAAnother 20-minute sperg he's posting at 4am, this time defending his forums.
No. 524948
>>524946I was laughing at the end of the video because he was trying to convince us (and himself) that the people against him are the all the people on his forums that he called rated as ugly.
Thats quite the conspiracy theory.
No. 524954
>>524946He puts the responsibility on the people who posts pictures on his forum and not on himself. What a fucking scumbag.
This whole video is a trainwreck jfc.
"What is there to apologize for? I only slept with two minors! Let it go! Jeez!"
No. 524955
>>524953I couldnt figure out why he was trying so desperately to get Blaire to debate him. I kept asking myself "debate what?" I understood the original debate was around his collecting & rating underage girls photos but what would be the issue they'd discuss this time?
He let it slip… he wants to ask Blaire about the Shane controversy. He knows they're friends and he thinks he can get her to squirm. Plus if hes debating her then hes hoping for a larger audience to hear him make accusations and slander Shane. He understands that his current fanbase has shrunken and hes not reaching as many people as he did years ago.
No. 524958
>>524946>>524953He looks and sounds so fucking salty. As a content creator YOU ARE responsible, Shreg, for what you put in your videos. You should be verifying this shit.
>>524956He's a manic mess and swamp prince left him all alone to his own devices. He can't yell at her so he has to show his true autistic side on twitter and youtube.
No. 524959
>>524958Yes.
He cant rant to Lameo, so hes resorted to calling his mom, pointing the phone at his computer screen and showing her the Shane with his cousin video so she will side with him.
No. 524960
>>524953for real.
he changes his voice in so many videos cuz he's insecure about himself.
No. 524979
>>524974This is a really good watch when wanting to compare the way he presents himself also. The most that girls have ever fawned over Him was during the stage where he had jet black hair (or used filters to portray jet black hair) and like VERY SUBTLE eyeliner on his lower lids. He also exuded this calmer confidence in those videos back then and all of that combined had a lot of girls really finding him attractive and keeping up with his stuff. But now he comes off totally out of control manic, and he doesn’t have the hair. Which is funny bc he knows how important the hair is to getting his teen following— which is why he tried to bleach it to look like pewdiepie/the Paul brothers, but it backfired.
I also think his skin was filtered better back then before he realized he had to drop the whole cat fishing thing. His filtered black hair and eyeliner were serving up wanna be Andy vibes that girls bought into but he looks nothing like that now (and in truth he didn’t then)
You have to wonder if Taylor ever felt a bit played by his editing when she met him in real life. But she was prob too star struck to care. Or even worse, it allowed her to view his ridiculousness online as even more of a “persona” in the beginning, allowing her to ignore red flags
No. 524987
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>>524904I can’t wait to see his makeup choice for the “debate”
No. 524994
>>524992I don't eat
And I don't sleep
But I got the cleanest
House on the street!
Oooooh Meth!
Uuuuuu Meth!
No. 525005
>>524992Peep all the gray hairs he has coming in on his sideburns and eyebrows.
Age is coming fast for you grease
No. 525029
>>525020Apparently Lame wasn't breastfed as a baby. Hate to say this but it might~ be a solid reason as to why she's going overboard with feeding her own kids.
Lel at her driving a hybrid. Much poor very struggle.
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No. 525042
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>>524873 >People like me are not long for this world.The world was never meant for one as beautiful as you, Gurgles.
No. 525043
>>525037>>525040>>525041Hes taking 2 hours to prep?
I get the feeling hes drumming up some ringers to magically appear during the stream and want to "debate" him
Im hoping that there will actually be a decent audience, but it will be all lurkers and no one giving him bars or whatever the current tokens are.
No. 525046
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Now deleted.
No. 525047
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A bit random but Onion went from following 28 people on twitter to almost a hundred in one day. And they're all like random verified accounts like 'Deb' Farrah's mom from Teen Mom OG.
I feel like he's hiding something.
No. 525057
>>525053Just peep'd the moments of his last stream.
It would be even funnier if he was super serious and trying to actually debate, and every single person he guested was some troll in an alien mask or horse costume talking nonsense.
No. 525073
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That psycho is his only guest now.
I love it.
No. 525078
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What a child.
No. 525082
He has framed this "debate" in such a way that if no one shows up, it's because they're scared, wrong, etc., and he's right and honest. But if they do show up, it'll only boost his ego, because he's never wrong, he always wins, and people are paying attention to him. So no matter what we do, it's a win/win for him. The only positive outcome here is if someone manages to trigger a live narc rage.
This insufferable, disingenuous fucking prick.
No. 525083
>>525082The only people who would believe ignoring him is a win is him and his little true believers. The wider community who knows what a joke he is would laugh at people ignoring him framed as a "win"
He makes money off attention so being ignored would /measurably/ not be a win.
No. 525084
>>525078Because no one has work or school and can and will drop what they're doing to be in the presence of a manchild.
K.
No. 525086
>>525077It's no fun to watch:
>He keeps interrupting his guests.>He does his best do distract and not focus on the actual aspects being brought up.>He pushes his narrative, victimizes himself and turns the debate into an interrogation of his guest.Or in short:
>He likes to listen to his own voice.kek
No. 525087
what a timed asskisser. I thought she was here to "debate?"
>>525085Same, I'm out.
No. 525090
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>>525020>>525089>i love pastels>i have "a few" stuffies>favorite animal is a dog>would wear onsies>would drink out of a sippy cupResults of first quiz says she's "a switch".
>takes a "girl" quizclosing video tab im out
No. 525093
>>525092If it's the same filters she usually uses, she still looks better than usual.
I like the Greg literally draining her life force narrative.
No. 525094
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No. 525112
>>524707Ugh, this reminds me of a scene in one of his books (I can't remember if it was STA or TIWIHY), where he said something along the lines of "I bet I've had more sex than my dad!" as a way to insult him.
That… that fucked me up for a bit.
No. 525120
>>525078When you're so pent up, your wife isn't there to screech at and coddle you, no big YouTubers will pay attention to you and you just
have to scream at SOMEONE, anyone to feel alive.
No. 525130
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https://youtu.be/C9nW9VlNTUoI don't know if this has been posted yet.
Unloaded about 1h after special spaceprince's video.
I love when cows react to each others bs.
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>>525121Her image for reference. She's killing it!
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>>524913Tinfoil but I think it's related to his relationship with his dad. He's bragged about "probably having more sex than his dad" to insult him and had some sort of inappropriate relationship with his mom. It wouldn't surprise me if he was attracted to step-moms so that he can fuck them to assert dominance over his dad. Like an angry gorilla.
No. 525170
>>522648>>525168People called this out and the fan kissing his ass in the chat defended him saying they were arguing nitpicky shit and not calling him out at all for it.
What a waste of time to have good ammo on him and not use it. Instead the girl decides to kiss his ass for 20 minutes.
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Streams over
No. 525190
>>525184>Greg destroyed it, and it was destroyed because he didn't like that she smoked potNo anon, Greg doesn't give a fuck about weed. He's proven that today and he interacts with potheads such as madison. Weed was a scapegoat for his mistreatment of billie, and to discredit her as a "druggie".
Greg really destroyed the relationship because Billie didn't want to be apart of the trinity anymore.
No. 525191
>>525176>>525173God fucking damn. Queen Lucidia roasted him this hard that he actually made an almost sincere apology? I'm impressed. This is absolutely glorious. Can't wait until Gronk uploads it so we can hooktube it.
>>525178If he actually smoked pot, maybe he could finally see what kind of a fucktard he is whenever he spergs on Twitter. Maybe.
No. 525193
>>525191Nah, this wasn't Lucidia, it was the asskisser who he guested right after. I'm sure if Lucidia had brought it up, he would've only gotten defensive and doubled down.
The girl was like uwu I'm such a fan but I smoke pot legally! What about me?
No. 525207
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>Quickly, teens! To discord! I must have some asspats, STAT!
No. 525209
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>>525094responses are a solid mix of people forgetting that Onision ever existed, and others just ragging on him. a few that have never heard of him, and even fewer defending him.
No. 525215
>>524946Jfc. He spergs all weekend, screeching about others being pedos, and when people simply point out how he's being a hypocrite, he screams that it's a WITCH HUNT. He
started this whole thing ffs.
He can't keep his screeches straight at this point. First, it's somehow ok for him to throw haye and criticism because he's being
paid for it. Now he's sperging about people who are making videos about him being paid to do so and people eating that shit up.
Apparently it's only ok to make "hate" videos if you're being paid and people don't watch them. In Onionland, jokes, videos and criticism are only ok if Shreg is doing them.
No. 525219
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=Ukx-8dFUxH4Lucidia comes in at around 1:38h
Troll girl joins at around 40 minutes in
No. 525224
>>525220A lot of awkward haters joined and looked pathetic by getting flustered and screeching about irrelevant shit, but there were a few absolute diamonds:
Girl in heart glasses guested and asked him about serious allegations aka if he knows how to swim and catch frogs, it's really funny if you watch it, especially his rections
Lucidia stayed on the longest, challenged him to call the police if he thinks Shane is a pedo because he insists that judges would see it that way, but he backpedaled saying that it would be a false allegation
She also brought up him kissing his cousin, making the barbie sex videos with his wife's sister, and a lot of other creepy shit that he tried to refute badly
She asked why he makes videos where he rapes effigies and kills babies but when Shane uses edgy humor, that goes too far
He's probably already in love with Lucidia for completely dominating him. Nova/Bootyslayer was in the comments insulting her looks because all she does these days is post on Pro-ED subreddits, so she's gotta take out her insecurities on someone and if she can lick Greg's asshole at the same time, all the better
No. 525228
>>525225I didnt realize it until now that Im scrubbing through the video that she was fucking his shit up for almost a full hour.
Time passes and all that
No. 525258
>>525256>>525257OK, that was one of my guesses. Cheers.
She's fucking amazing, I hope someone rips it so he doesn't remove her owning him.
No. 525259
>>525254>>525256>>525257She's Northern Irish.
She has the accent that Vicky Shingles
should be faking, instead of this stupid posh English rose thing she's going for.
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>>525236who the fuck puts hands in pockets sitting down, come on now gurgoveries
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She was my fav
No. 525267
>>525255Around 1:33 he tries to say he isn't racist because he's said "black people are more attractive than me" and he's "made numerous videos complimenting black people".
As with the trans community,
fetishization isn't the way to prove that you're an ally, you fucking creep.
No. 525271
>>525267arund 1:48 greg straight up tries to kiss her ass "you have a vibrant personality, you look like the queen in alice in wonderland" keep it in your pants gurg
whoever you are redhaired girl you rock
No. 525272
>>525249He’s so stupid. If it’s all the sudden “not a crime” then why has he been mentioning a judge at all while talking about it?
And his defense against him dating teens has been “it’s not illegal” so that only applies to him and not Shane, of course. At least by his own rebuttal in this debate.
Never change, Shreg.
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>>525271He's insulting her.
No. 525277
>>525271he tried to get chummy right at the end, relateable with his video game knowledge
turned out he was talking about the wrong game
No. 525285
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This is all I could think of while this gorgeous lady was mopping the floor with him. Excuse my lack of skill.
No. 525292
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Queen Luci
Long may she reign
No. 525294
>>525276>>525219why does he love streaming on younow so much?
Does he know he can stream on youtube and then enable superchats if he wants money so bad?
No. 525301
>>525298Yeah, he never knows which way to play it.
The knowing wink and nudge like when he mentioned the swamp and being Shreg
Or pretending hes puzzled that she mentioned milk. What could that ever mean?
No. 525305
>>525285>>525292Fucking kek
These are amazing and you should be proud, anons.
No. 525307
>>525280Holy shit, anons. With Shreg's manic milk-overflowing mantrum we have filled an entire thread in 5 days. This has got to be some kind of record.
I feel for our overworked thread-writing anon, there's a lot to cover in this installment of Shreg and Lainey's Swamp Spergs.
No. 525324
>>525307OT but thank you for your concern <33 Thanks to summary anons throughout the thread to make it easy for me :>
I was curious myself where this thread ranks. According to the archive, the record for fastest Onion thread turnover still goes to
>>511756 with only 1 day - in the middle of Cuddlegate of course. The last time we had a thread that lasted <= 5 days was in September '17
>>511795 and I suspect this might have been due to live-blogging before it was moderated against.
NEW THREAD
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>>525297He probably thought Laundry was his intellectual better at one point, too. She used to be an honor roll student who skipped ahead a year in college because she had the credits for it. Of course we know now that her degree was a complete waste. Grugly loves to brag that she graduated magna cum laude, which is impressive, I’ll admitt, but it’s made less impressive when she doesn’t actually know a damn thing about what she studied and most likely used that shady edubirdie site Grug kept plugging. All the videos of him mentioning edubirdie have been taken down.
That’s probably why he has such a hard on for Jaclyn, she was studying to be a doctor and actually (for all her flaws) has more self respect than Doormat and knows how to carry a conversation, much less have an actual debate.
No. 525634
>>525215So what?!
According to his logic it's totally ok to harrass and bully other people if you get paid for it. What reason for screeching does he have?!
Oooooohhh, I forgot. It's Onion, and Onion logic, not low life peasant logic… sorry.
No. 525635
>>525215>>525634Double post.
After rereading my post, it might sound as if I'm disagreeing with you, Anon. Never meant that, luv you, Anon, just felt the need to rant because of blatant Onion hypocrisy.