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Onision/Onion/Greg/Gregma/Gurgles/Lainey's Gay Husband (abbreviated to LGH)/Shreg/Ogreg/Anusion/Anus is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since. Laineybot/Taylor/Lainey/Plainey/Doormat/Greg's Straight Wife (abbreviated to GSW)/Lame, is a transtrender and "beauty guru" with no makeup-knowhow or personality.
On the last episode:>Anus makes a video recreating the "Dat booty doe" comment he inappropriately made towards Sarah >>554231>Anon posted audio from private patreon streams featuring Anus going off about the "Dat booty doe" controversy and a failed heartwarming moment featuring Onion's son >>554322>Anus apologies for a tweet where he joked about being a pedophile, which by his own logic makes him a pedophile. Defends himself by saying only young girls can be victims of pedophilia >>554390>Lame makes a video of her singing in her car where she looks hella busted >>555619>Anus's spergs for the majority of the thread are focussed on parenting tips, i.e. >>555697>Anus makes videos about Black people's hair for shock views showcasing his racism >>557866>Anus announced his private twitter would be a perk for $50+ patrons, but it continues to have only 4 followers after 9 days (before >>556017 and after >>559044 )>Lame starts making videos talking negatively about Onion >>556038 and >>559533>Anus activated Tweet_Delete on his account to automatically delete over 2000 old tweets >Grease McMansion still hasn't sold yet >>559377
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They’ll probably blur the face to not scare the general public
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Has Greg ever actually been right about anyone? Like when I watched him as a kid over ten or so years ago he still always talked about being right about people but he never specified who he was right about. It's like he decided the time he started YouTube that he had a track record of being right about people because technically, if you've never said anything, you are not wrong. Funny enough though, around that time he said Cyr was a shit friend for not going through with a nazi video, then immediately getting him back as a friend and co-actor (so either he wasn't right then, or he was wrong to get Cyr back), Skye took her shit and left their place which he made it out to be as wrong (so he was wrong in his eyes about his wife of all people), and he took Shiloh back either once or twice. He even made a video talking about how wrong he was not to listen to all the people telling him it was a bad idea so he has admitted to being explicitly wrong about a person before
So he's been wrong about people but he's never said anything right about others. He never brought up pedo allegations on Shane until after someone made that shitty "exposed" video of Shane that no one still knows why it was made after she claimed Logan Paul's lawyer/agent told her to do it. He also apologized to Felix for making a smear campaign and accusing him of being a pedo. I mean, when it comes to calling out people as pedophiles, Greg has admitted to being wrong once and has had no successful guesses, being nothing but wrong isn't exactly having a good track record….
Side note, he isn't a costhot, who the fuck would give to his Patreon for nudes seriously? Unless they took "uncensored videos" as nude videos as opposed to videos with more parts cut out but exactly as graphic as the YouTube ones
He thinks he's a genius with powers because he called Social Repose a cheater and he ended up cheating, EVEN THOUGH everyone already knew that about him and nobody was surprised when it happened. And Greg wasn't shit for thinking Richie was a cheater AnD bEiNg RiGhT, he was shit for thinking it was up to him who his "friends" were allowed to associate with.
Other than that, he insists he's "right" about thinking Drew Monson is ugly because his sycophants agree and he thinks he's "right" to think Shane's an idiot to get mad at him for saying that about his friend.
And then, you know, all of the pedophilia BS that just screams "I'm projecting"
Are we really questioning the intelligence or general, rational thinking of his fan base here?
We already know he attracts confused / mentally unstable girls / women and creeps like Sylar…
No criticism towards you anon, I just felt like leaving a reminder in regard to his fan base.
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Looks like Greg is mass deleting videos again.
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So his super secret twitter has jumped up to 8 followers lol.
When you compare how many patrons he has, to how many of those patrons have accessed his private OnisionPrime account, there's a huge discrepancy.
I know many of his patrons are fake accounts hes made to bump his Patreon numbers up. But you would think that more of his die hard fans would be at level 4 on Onisions Patreon that gives you access.
I guess most of his fans are $1 level. How sad.
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I wonder if he is going to make a habit of responding to people who tweet his super sekret Twitter with his verified account
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He just deleted this after a few minutes.
Knowing his kind of logic and ignorance, definitely yes. I also think his black girlfriends are totally made up, at most he "dated" a girl for a few days when he was like 12 and counts that as a relationship.
He can't have dated black "women" how he said cause he married Skye when he was around 20 and we know about every single woman he had after her. You wouldn't call a high school girl a woman (except you're LGH). Oh and his video about his dating history where half of the video he talked about girls he "dated" as a kid… just further proves he includes every single girl in his life even if it was just for a day. So yeah he didn't date black women and his experience with curly hair is about Shi's.
I'm also still not over the fact that he doesn't see how racist his "I've had black friends/dated black women so I can say this" bs is but that's a different topic.
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I see Billie is playing with cosplay… Onion must be pissed so bad that his perfect anime waifu got away. Imagine if she did like a nice Harley Quinn cosplay. He would be sperging all day
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Patrons mom rips Onion boy a new one
Fucking WOW, Well done grease, A fucking CHILD TRIED TO CUT OFF HER OWN HAIR BECAUSE YOU SHAMED HER.
Fuck that really angers me damn.
He just can't help posting these little reminders for himself, it's just like those r9k PPP memes with the shallow encouragements.
"Remember Greg, you're not a father without your children! Don't use violence! :)" Cringe…
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Sorry for the slight delay, had to wait a few minutes with the rest so I wasnt flooding then forum
Is this even real?!
I kek'ed so hard because that Patron is never going to renew the pledge.
He's so close to the abyss, yet his bigheadedness makes him tumble right into it.
Goodbye, Gregory Daniel Avaroe nee Jackson
>>559847>I'm very sorry you've chosen to be dirty
He is a literal child. Holy shit.
Also, comparing LGH to an anti-vaxxer was beautiful Whosane! A+
This miserable joke of a human.
He can’t pretend to be a good person like his auto reply to beg for money. He has to insult and degrade and over what? Black women’s hair. What a joke. He’s going to end up penniless and alone, all because he has to stand by his extremely biased and wrong opinion over something that has zero effect on him personally whatsoever.
Extremely telling how he expresses no concern and doesn't even mention the young girl (likely his former Patron) who tried to cut her hair off as a result of his ridiculous videos - Even if he wanted to continue on "arguing" (lol) on behalf his anecdotal meaningless bullshit, he could have at least expressed concern/regret for the girl…An actual professional adult would have offered to write her a personal note or even a brief Skype chat or something.
What a fucking idiotic disgrace. It's amazing watching someone like this try to function publicly, and broadcast their mental illness and ignorance for the world to see. How many other people are like this out there but don't livestream their failure of lives?
Not personal blogging. This is not my personal brag or personal share group, but rather relevant antidotal evidence that is applicable to why “taking away your daughter’s internet as punishment” is relevant. Obviously I don’t know the situation or the reason why it was taken away but…
In 2003 when I was 16 I sent polaroid images of my underwear to a stranger online. She paid for the internet so from 2003-2005 I was never allowed to use internet at home again. As a result I learnt that boys were not the end all be all to exitance. I learnt that having a boyfriend was so so not important as a teenager. As a result I earned a science degree, traveled the world, seen over 86 countries INCUDING fiji. Im not a virgin and have had long term serous relationships. Because I had the internet taken away from me after school to prevent me from sending nudes to dudes at home I focused my energy into school attended university got a degree seen the world all BECAUSE I didn’t focus my potential on men and wasn’t pregnant at the age of 19. FUCK YOU GREASE. HAD LAME’S PARENTS TREATED HER THE SAME WAY THAT BITCH COULD HAVE HAD A FULLFILLING REWARDING LIFE!! FUCK YOU! PUNISHMENT TOUGHT ME I COULD BE MORE THAN JUST A SIDE CHICK AND PIECE OF VAGINAL MEAT TO SOME MAN!!(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
that clap back at his horrible parenting though. fake or not, whoever this is ripped him to shreds. can't wait for the video on how she's a dumb cunt
greg truly is fucking stupid. even as a white person i do not wash my hair every day. i skip a day between hair washes to keep my scalp healthy. maybe he should consider not washing 10 times a day and maybe his skin would be better, taylor too
This. Every time there is an ex patron who leaks the exchanges it goes like this:
LGH: Hello fellow youth! I really hope I didnt do something to make you pull your pledge. Your money is important to me and I really want to know why you aren't feeding my family anymore
EP: expresses discontent
LGH: Well you're a fucking idiot and you probably are dirty, stinky, and fat. Im glad you aren't a patron anymore you fake fucking fraud. Get a fucking life loser.
Cue a speaks video where he is crying about how honest he is even to the point of losing money by cutting out "fake people". Kek. The NPD shit show never ends does it Gurgles?
Holy fucking shit he's trying to tell a fucking dermatologist that he has more years of research on her and is ignoring that 45 years ago we had fucking segregation in the USA. ALSO that if someone has 45 years of hair experience they likely are in their 60s and have their own prejudices by then as well as likely not updated ancient "facts" about hair. Even nowadays many aesthetic schools don't have good programs on non-straight white people hair. White people with curly hair have issues with getting good advice too
He can't just sit his ass down and accept he's wrong about most hair. Hell, given how greasy his own hair is I'm positive he doesn't have the hair type that should be washed daily himself and his own advice is killing his hair (we already know it's helping to kill Lainey's)
Yeah he's definitely talking about his aunt.
If this is the same 'aunt' that supposedly 'fixed' his piss yellow hair after Lainey tried to bleach it, then her 30 plus years in the industry and so called knowledge is totally void, because he still had patchy orangey yellow spots all throughout his hair even after being 'fixed'
Hear that Greg? Your aunt Kelly might have over 30 years experience, (which you are probably lying about anyway) but she's still a shit hairdresser. Let's see her cosmetology license if she's so legit, seeing as you are soooo honest.
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tossing this in here from the momo thread, he messaged her this. the next instastory was her saying “so you say a bunch of mean things about me on twitter and make a bunch of mean videos but now you want me to give you money?”
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This just further solidifies that he just copy and pastes this to all his ex-patrons LOL
Did he post these caps himself on twitter? It's so funny that he thinks he looks smart enough to show it off to his followers. It's just embarrassing
Pretty sure the patron is just bullshitting to make Greg feel dumb but it's still hilarious nonetheless.
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Idk if we should blow up her tumblr, but that seems to be the source of the milk atm.
The worst part about all of this, is the fact that the cause of all of it was because of a high functioning Autistic teen that the girl was friends with, genuinely believed everything LGH had to say… lol great minds think alike I guess
Wow so Grease is quite literally the CAUSE of bullying between kids because of his garbage spew of misinformation and incorrect hair “FAX”
He acts like he wants to help the whole world, when in reality these children’s minds would be much better off without his ignorant poisonous opinions that he totes as facts.
I can’t wait until he has nothing left— no audience, no microphone, no minds to corrupt and alter. He deserves whatever minimum wage side job he was able to snag.
And other anon is right, his kids are going to be brats. But what is hilarious is that teachers in school will not put up with it in the least— so at least they’ll get punishment somewhere.
>>559968>It's actually so sad that a little girl thought she was dirty and tried to cut her hair off because of his videos.
Yes. Now imagine all the ways his own little girl will be impacted by his words and actions and with how much more gravity.
She will want to cut more than just her hair.
But he will ridicule her self-harm, or she will find zounds of videos of him ridiculing it.
So she will cut someone else.
Let's see where she got her degree and if 30 years ago they even covered black hair. Or more importantly, if she's ever gone back and done any updated classes with new information we now know about proper hygiene and hair care. Plus how many black girls she's helped and how much Greg actually consulted with her prior to him cherry picking the specific Google searches he agreed with. Cause I bet you if he ever asked her anything it was afterwards to try and convince himself that he was right by asking very directed questions to only get the answers he wanted (if she knows anything to begin with)>>559968
A lot of girls on tumblr and twitter have come out and talked about how Greg ruined their self esteem while growing up. That they started cutting cause of him, felt worthless, dirty, fat, ugly, etc just cause they didn't fit his specific fetishes/type of girls he goes for which he claims are "objective faxx" about what is attractive or not
That's part of that bullshit "never tell your kids no" parenting. You can't even be stern to the kids of those fucking retard parents. That type of parenting just allows kids to do all the stupid shit kids do cause they don't understand consequences yet (especially if they are long-term). And of course if the onion excuse is "lead by example", well, we know what Greg, Lainey, and their underage girl of the day are like
Also you'd think with how attached Lainey is to clot that she'd be ok with teaching her son not to push around his younger todler sister. Good on Sam for being a better fucking parent than they are. Honestly she might not have handled it the best but at least she tried to prevent one kid from potentially accidentally killing the other (from the fall for example)
Blame it on the
She's such a typical Onision fan:
Because of it, will lie and walk all over vulnerable people to come out on top instead of accepting and rectifying a mistake.
And above all, being stupid enough to think nobody will see through your bullshit.
And to all of you celebrating her mother:
Only an idiot engages in Internet "discussions" with an idiot bully.
And out of ALL the things she could have seen from Anuses videos that would have made any sane person react in opposition, she only flipped over him talking about HAIR. Hey. Hey. That's… well no wonder her child didn't turn out right, but turned to be an Onision patron.(infighting)
The mother probably watched the video to know what her daughter was referencing when she told her mother that Onision's vids influenced that decision.
As a dermatologist, she probably watched the video in disgust and concern, as Onion spewed generalized bullshit statements as facts, and any sources presented 1) favored his side and 2) weren't fucking peer reviewed articles. He made no effort to even entertain the possibility that maybe some black women can wash their hair everyday without damage and some are better off not, but they can also still wash their bodies.
As a mother and dermatologist, she was probably mortified reading the comments from young fans and by the unnecessary negative effect that this idiot's bullshit has on them.
The mother had an opportunity to confront an asshole adult
with a fanbase that largely consists of girls half his age
and put him in his place. She took it. Good on her.
Girl says in the last post that the patron was for her friend, and judging by the fact that she didn’t care for her mom going at him, I doubt she’s an LGH fan.
Will say, I’m surprised dermamom risked getting doxxed and losing her job, but maybe she’s that established
And it looks like the other girl with autism, could have almost lost her friend. Dermamom’s daughter seemed to even be understanding of why her friend was being shitty to her, saying her friend sees the world in “black/white” due to aspergers
More patience than grease and Lame combined kek
Calling it… When their kids either start public or private school (or hire someone to tutor them because you know they won't) we'll all know why Greasy Greg's suddenly becoming an expert on school administration and teaching.
And, no, it's definitely not about his children because he would never want to put them in the spotlight or make money off of them. Nope. Bad parents try to profit off their children, who cannot consent to that. /s
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So I'm not the only one who thinks they've gotten way
too close in the last videos been in together.
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What the fuckkk, why does she go to a vape shop and insist on doing this vaping shit if she doesn't enjoy it. She hates it, can't do any tricks, and everyone knows including herself that the vaping subculture is a joke and filled with douchebags.
just because anons said she used to look pretty with that hair colour and she's redying it to that, doesn't mean she'll look good nor does it mean we'll end up liking her. She's still a fucking bitch and her makeup has worsened from those days.
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I dont know what the big deal is.
Now she just looks like Andy Dick when he had dark hair.
And she still talks with the social repose mannerisms. She must watch him or something because even Jacyln stopped talking like him when they broke up and moved away.
Also not sure if it was the exposed shoulder top being unflattering but Sarah has chunked out a bit. No wonder Lainey feels comfortable having her around. She thinks she isn't a threat and Gurg won't fuck her.
Dumbass. Shiloh was chubby, it's not the weight he cares about, it's her age. Sarah is a teen. That's his fetish.
Also, fuck Sarah's voice was SO annoying in that video, my god.
I was laughing at the part where their saying "the vape shop dude was hitting on us"
You just know that the cashier only said "have a great day guys" as they left and both of them are so socially inept they automatically thought "OMG HE WANTS TO FUCK US!"
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Well, is it because of us suggesting it or because of Sarah living with them aka skinwalking part 6476?
in every lainey/sarah video i've watched recently, lainey is always struggling to set something up and sarah does it for her. how is an 18 yo more capable than a married mother of 2
i'm pretty sure lainey is faking being so dumb too because she was literally just emptying a plastic bottle like… there's nothing hard abt this. is this some kind of weird mating ritual
Lainey is trapped in 2006 when teens thought it was cool to play uwu weak dumb girl.
Except she is
weak and dumb, just not as much as she lets on. Pretty pathetic. Her feigned helplessness is going to become more and more real overtime though, she's pretty useless
She’s speaking with a lisp to mimic Billie, who has always had a slight one. Who wants to bet that either a) Anus saw her recent cosplay video and/or picture of her new boyfriend and starting talking about her or b) Doormat watched those sketch videos Anus made about how she ruined everything with Billie off camera
I’m gonna guess both and she immediately picked up on that little quirk that Anus probably loved.
You could tell lamey liked the DDLG stuff but greg was against it. She likes the idea of being a baby and having someone take care of her and do stuff for her. So she acts like shes incompetent. Like how before she couldn't film a video unless greg was there! Not because she couldn't actually, but she faked it so he would come help her and "take care" of her.>>560154
the skinny pact was with skye
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My favorite Onion video describe how he's been lately.
He said one is a snob and one "lied to his face." Wonder what that's about.
For someone who manipulates situations and omits info to appear virtuous on a near-constant basis (and yes, such deception counts as a lie, Greg), you'd think he'd understand that all humans lie sometimes. No one is clutching their pearls over his sibling telling a lie one time.
I mean Jesus, he's an uneducated, unattractive greasy manlet who relies on a footface to tell him he's like a "Greek God" to maintain his pathetic ego. How's THAT for a lie (minus the tiny penis and penchant for too-young partners, that's spot-on).
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watched the 360 Video, my eyes need to be bleached. How is this deemed as content when all he does is run around screaming and yelling.
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Don't diss his VEGETARIAN BODEEHH
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it's unfathomable to me that people can find him attractive. he looks like the love child of carrot top and gonzo
What's most shocking is that the video has so many positive comments. I know he deletes negative comments like crazy and manipulates the shit out of the comment section but I haven't seen this many complimenting his content in a while. People are being fooled by the 360 style when he is just austistically screaming like he always does.>>560273
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How many siblings does he have. I just recently heard rumors that he has a third sister named Shauna.
I thought he was cool with Joanna since hes dones a few videos with her. I think the last one was when he had just moved to the swamp trailer and she was throwing eggs at him. I know they did a couple before that where they went out for the day hanging out at the mall, rock climbing. And another video before that where they went to a gun range shooting Gregs tiny 22 pistol.
I found two more videos on her channel:
BOYFRIEND GIRLFRIEND DATE 4:
around 3:55 Lame calls him Daddy and is getting carried around like a toddler
A DAY IN MY LIFE:
around 5:20 Lame sits on his lap and calls him Daddy.
Why didn't they delete these yet lmao. He probably forgot because he can't keep up with his own bs
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gotta respect those pronouns huh?
I think you forgot where you are. This is the board where you're not suppose to slip up and show your stan status. Oopsies.(Derailing)
Not that anon, but it isn't always about pronouns. I'm terrible with pronouns, normally end up forgetting to use them with legit people, but when talking about another person I thought it's grammatically okay to use "they" & "their" in general. Some places it sounds clunky as it seems like it is referring to multiple people, but other times it sounds okay?
I don't quite understand why you'd assume someone is stanning her over something that is used all across board?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
You can go through this thread and all past ones. Most anons use he for the males, and she for the females.
The only time Ive seen "they" for a singular person is when a onion fan slips up and reverts to what they've become trained to say or type when addressing Lame.
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Im a little late with this but…
in Foots blackhead suction tool video she says
>Today Im going to be trying this thing Greg got
I wonder if Ogreg got it for her so her and Sarah might use it for other purposes, and then he can ask/demand to watch while they use it for those other purposes. He always has creepy ulterior motives.
The blackhead remover and sex toy seem like they're almost interchangeable, just dont dial the suction all the way up to "fuck my face up" like Foot did.
She’s had a beauty channel for about one year and is still so, so sloppy when she does her makeup! What really annoys me is when she just gives up midway or when she fucks up.
>blends eyeshadow up to her fucking brow bone>oh my halo crease is way way too big oh well, better make it fucking bigger!
Also she’s getting rid of makeup because she "keeps breaking the palette" lol ok, what a dumb reason to get rid of it when she claims she "loves it"
Her final look is per usual, terrible. And she runs her hands through her scabby hair 1000 times in this video lol. She really seems insecure and done with her makeup channel. Not surprising, seeing as it’s not doing good at all.
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I've been looking through the replies to his patron twitter and it looks like he's just taken all of his YouTube/Shane sperging to that account. I wonder if his fans are pissed that they're not actually getting anything interesting/exclusive, but probably not.
>>560360>i've never had sex before and these two things look the same to me!
also i'm dying because you saw the stupid blackhead remover and either thought it looked like the clit toy, OR you looked for a sex toy that looked like that, either way do something more productive with your time jfc.>>560373
that's a funny image.
>>560372>She really seems insecure and done with her makeup channel. Not surprising, seeing as it’s not doing good at all.
Well, what did she expect? She thinks people are gonna watch her shitty makeup skills just because it's her, the one and only Laineybot, wife of Onision?
Oh no no no…
At least with her main channel we get plenty of cringe, especially her vids with Onion. Watching her shitty makeup skills on the other hand gets old fast.
Wonder when Greg's Black half brother will come out and clear this all up for us.
Greg's sisters are still in contact with his father. All Greg's accusations appear baseless, I'm sure accusing his dad of being a child molester very publicly has caused the falling out.
I feel bad for the cousins of Onision, if the accusations are true they've probably had to contend with the Dad and greasy onion kissing them.
This. One of them probably told him to stop leaking inappropriate shit about family matters and I bet he would screech like 'OMG YOU ARE JUST LETTING THE RAPIST WIN BY NOT SPEAKING OUT, IF PEOPLE KEEP QUIET OR DON'T GO TO THE POLICE, THIS IS HOW MOLESTERS GET AWAY WITH STUFF'
His argument probably went down that route. I feel sorry for his sisters tbh. Crazy mom, Dad's not in the picture, and then having a brother like Greg. Ew.
His life is that boring he has to leak someone's supposed assault on thr internet. What a loser.
Is he smoking in this video?
I can't tell it's super old but it looks like he's smoking a blunthttps://youtu.be/lly_ihEYvzo
I laughed at this comment so hard.
For real though, that black half brother shit is ridiculous. He exaggerates everything. Like his mom probably dated a black guy with a son from another marriage for a few months which he probably met like twice.
Also, how has his family not ditched his ass yet? He goes on about his sister's alleged molestation to the public, he tells the entire internet that his mom used to date a dude with his name and would scream his name as they fucked, what the hell is wrong with him? Like I know he goes on about being transparent, but he shares the worst details of everyone else's lives. That's not being truthful or transparent, that's being an oversharing creepy little fuck with no filter or personal boundaries.
God, if I was Lainey's parents I would have disowned her too for letting him talk crap about her own mother and father all over the internet. All she did to defend her mom was say 'dude stop' over twitter, but the videos where he hates on her father are still up.
And he slut shamed Lainey's little sister to the public. Really don't why anyone would choose to have this man in their lives. He uses everything and anything against them eventually. Like even fans.
I just don't get it. Lainey's a fucking idiot. If she divorced him, she could easily take him to court and win sole custody and child support by showing them his channel alone. Same goes for Billie and Shiloh, could they not sue for emotional damage? Like if they collected all videos where he mentions them by name? Or collected the loads of screenshots of his fans attacking them? Surely there could be grounds for suing? I could be wrong, but I've heard of people suing for damaging their reputation and image.
was it black half brother or foster brother? thought it was the latter. either way he's so full of shit.
so now not only has he burned bridges with all friends, but his family as well? fuck man what a miserable life
I think he might have said foster brother but I imagine it to be a situation that he's exaggerated. Like the previous example, or perhaps one of his sisters had an exchange student stay with them during highschool or something.
Honestly there are so many scenarios that he could have twisted. The reason I personally think he's lying, is because this is the first time he's brought it up and we all know if he truly had a black foster brother/half brother, he woukd have boasted about that shit non stop years ago. He's only bringing it up now because of the anger caused by the black hair videos and he needs to virtue signal.
>I'm not racist, I had a black foster brotherrrrrr!
did he say that? or is this just the new meme
I dont even care about the ethnicity of this half brother, Im questioning the whole half brother thing in general. Hes never mentioned it at all.
oh well fuck that then
In Gregs mind that means
Foster brother = Joannas very dark skinned Hispanic boyfriend slept over for a weekend
"he was very dark skinned, like a black person, and my family had to house and feed him so we were like a foster family to him."
He embellishes shit SO FUCKING MUCH!
I bet those apparent 2 black girls he slept with was all embellished crap too. Like one was probably just really tan or he held hands with a mixed girl in 2nd grade once or some shit and it counts to him as 'dating a black girl'
The way he embellishes shit reminds me of that storytime meme about youtubers exaggerating shit.
Shane makes a dumb joke in passing about kids.
Greg- STORYTIME: I MET AN ACTUAL PEDOPHILE
Maybe they told him to his face.
Maybe his mom threatened him with violence lol
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Its been almost a week since Greg used that Tweet_Delete program to erase a full years worth of tweets.
During this week Greg hasn't said a peep about Shane or the pedo allegations, he hasn't even subtweeted about him.
Even in his "Onision Answers the Web's Most Searched Questions" video Shane is brought up in the DuckDuckGo searches and he pretends like he doesn't even know who Shane is, doesn't even make a vague pedo joke like he used to.
Im almost positive that Shanes lawyers contacted Greg earlier this week and scared him straight. Hes only sperging out about Shane on his super secret OnisionPrime twitter now because he thinks only his most loyal fans are listening.
Is Greg naive enough to think that there aren't flies on the wall in his private twitter, screencapping and saving everything that's being said? You go from 4 followers to 8 in two days, thats not weird at all.
Greg needs to understand that if this goes to trial his OnisionPrime tweets and even the "deleted" Onision tweets (nothings truly deleted on the internet) will be subpoenaed by the court.
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whispering and gossiping about Shane
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I wish greg would start talking shit on jeffree star now, you just know jeffree would fuck his shit up legally in a hot second. Im sure he watched the series shane did on jeffree and is seething at how popular and rich he is. And seeing that greg is a narcissist, you know hes never forgotten that jeffree made him look like a little bitch in front of shiloh and her friends in that recording studio when he was calling greg a faggot and asking him how many cocks hes taken up his AIDS ridden ass.
Having jeffree and shane pull a train on greg in the courts would be so delicious.
Oh. Maybe you're right. I think I was distracted by the I-Took-A-Vitamin-Today-Pee Yellow and Eggplant-Rotting-In-The-Summer-Sun Purple eyeshadow.
e/lain/ey: I ain't color blind!
Everyone else: Bitch, you might be.
This. Jeffree would fuck him up legally big time if he slandered him like he does Shane.
Alas,he probably won't pick on Jeffree. He steers away from anyone these days that is big with the gay crowd (with the exception of Shane)
He likes to get points from Lainey's little tumblr retards so as much as he would focus on the racist Jeffree stuff, he'd still get eaten alive by Jeffree and Shane's fans.
I'm itching for Jeffree or Shane to acknowledge him and either shade him or sue. Shading him would provide milk for ages as Greg wouldn't be able to let it go and would sperg for ages about it, and suing him…well that would just be hilarious to see him floundering and fucking him financially even more than the IRS already is.
>I can't tell it's super old but it looks like he's smoking a blunt
I think he's just playing a drug addict for one of those'Say No to Drugs' videos a lot of school media teachers made kids make in the late 90s/early 2000s.
That old video was super-infuriating to watch. He wouldn't just say the line the director/cameraperson wanted him to say.No, he had to keep messing it up because 1) the retard can't pronounce licorice 2) no one tells our Lord & Savior Greg Avocado nee Daniel what to do. EVER. Fucken Narcissist.
God,how can anyone BE so insufferable??
Im 100% sure Shane is suing him.
Do any anons regularly use PACER to look up any legal documents using their real life legal names?
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I really wish that were the case but, if you type in Shane on his main channel and his speaks channel, tons of videos still show up. In fact, it really didn't dawn on me just how many videos Anus has made on the poor guy, absolutely fucking obsessed would be a grave understatement.>>560584
Yikes, that's karma for ya.
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Came across greases birth photo.
KEK 10/10 anon
Tami creeps me the fuck out. Her eyes scream crazy, just like little Greasy's
Just checked with my laptop and yes, there are still Shane videos, but as far as I scrolled none of them seemed to revolve around the "Shane is a pedo" topic.
Fingers crossed Shane really took legal action and Greg had to take those videos down
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Something scared the fuck out of Greg on August the 8th. He deleted almost 2000 tweets, and it says over 5 million views were lost, Im not sure how many videos deleted that translates into, but that seems like a shit load of videos from just his Onision main channel are now gone.
An anon in the previous thread knew the perimeters of that Tweet_Delete program Greg used and said that it could delete up to 3500-4000 tweets. It makes you wonder why he stopped at 1900. I think he was informed he was being sued and needed to delete any tweets about him accusing Shane of being a pedo, but Greg didn't want to look like a pussy, like when he took down Shilohs videos after her manager threatened him with legal action. So he tried to save face by deleting 11 to 12 months worth of tweets, insuring that the offending "Shanes a pedo" tweets would be dumped, and he could still bullshit his fans and himself into thinking he wasn't force to delete those tweets, he just wanted to delete a year of tweets, he did it of his own accord.
I wonder how hes trying to fool himself into thinking he wasn't forced to remove enough videos from his main YT channel that 5 Million views were thrown in the toilet.
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The video deletions seem to have actually began on 8/7.
His UhOhBro Channel lost almost 16 million views that day, along with his Onision Archive channel losing a million and a half views on 4 specific days.
Anyone know what a good estimate for views to videos would be so we could figure out how many videos he mass deleted.
Speaking of Tami, I got bored and was lurking around and i found these tweets interesting. Guess we know where Gurg inherited his love for public shaming and brutal honesty.
I also lurked on his dad since he released his name a few weeks ago. Boy oh boy does he look just like him. And it's a shame hes a nut job because his father since like a wholesome middle class family man. Hes even a stock broker and could tell onion boy how to handle his money.
And his oldest sister seems to have three children of her own all close to Tot ans clots age. It's a shame he chooses to act like a asshole and starves his children from having any relationships with people outside of the swamp. They are going to be so damaged.
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Ops forgot to attach photos
10 things I hate about shinigami
Banana milk love song
Animal education - learn the zoo animals
Living with a Sith Lord (219 k views, can’t tell who it was that acted in this one. Cyr maybe)
My Stupid Annoying Friend
The Song of Your Mind
My Little Secret
Sleepy Boy Vlogs
Truth or Dare (funny YouTube edition)
I’m So Rap (song)
Killing Co-workers (and getting fired)
My Beautiful Girlfriend
My Hot Emo Girlfriend
Top 20 reasons I’m the perfect boyfriend
Prank: Drive Thru
Hot Poker Night
YouTuber Bromance Cyr & Onision
Nuking Harry Potter
Boyfriend and Girlfriend Break It Up
My Dumb Girlfriend
White B Gone (this one looks like it might have been pretty racist)
Onision’s Gay?!? (+Cyr says goodbye)
My Sick Song
My Happy Laguna Trip
The Rude Pianist
Who Wants To Marry an Emo
That’s it. Many of the videos were around 250k views. It seems all videos that had Cyr’s name in the title are gone, however, there are still videos with him in them on his channel and videos he has him tagged in.
He changed the name of “It’s Over” to “Her Lies” (music video)
What you might find interesting is that he hid the Trisha Paytas mukbang ASMR (maybe due to the strike it got him?) but it’s back there now.
If you’re curious about making any comparisons yourself.https://m.imgur.com/a/CyjywTF
yeah cause deleting a whole year of tweets is less suspicious than deleting old offending ones no one will bother looking up lmao
it wouldve been longer for anyone to notice
Tinfoil but I get the vibe that Onion's whole family knows to at least some degree that something is totally mentally wrong with him, and they let him engage in this insane online behavior because they are free from having to deal with it anymore on a personal basis since they obviously never wanted to seek some kind of actual treatment for whatever the fuck his deal is.
It's near impossible to say he wasn't like how he is now as a child. I can't imagine what it must have been like in that house to have this gangling waterhead vegan Chris Chan trying to play conniving games on adults all day long to get the largest share of attention amongst his siblings. Maybe they convinced him to go into the military as well just to be rid of him since I already opened this pandora's box.
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reverse image search only brings up his patreon for that gif so I'm guessing yes
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You two must not remember this picture from right around when T was conceived. Fucking weird he's had that thing for so long. I can't imagine what unique kind of mold must be growing in its moist crevices.
This is such a clusterfuck, kek. Complainey’s wearing a leash; if she’s the ~sub~ shouldn’t she
be in the gimp suit? Gregma tries so hard to seem “dominant” and alpha, but he is truly such a beta bottom.
I hope Grug was wearing this while
T was conceived.
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he just started another delete spree, these are the tweet IDs.
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forgot pic - this is the line count in the up-to-date database after his purge
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Someone or something has scared Shreg big time. Is he hoping that dumping his phone will derail any search warrants for his texts and phone contents?
That was the theory many had, if I remember correctly. The day they posted this lined up perfectly with how far along she said she was in her first pregnancy post or something like that. Blech.
To add to the clusterfuckery, she has pigtails and a Disney movie shirt on, had been out of high school for less than a year, and overall looks very very young. Makes it all the more weird.
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I'm pretty sure he's just removing demonetized videos and reuploading them to patreon. He's too lazy to put out any new content for his patreon - that's probably why a Reaper's Creek was last updated over a month ago.
Oh ok, cool
because Lainey would never lie.
I feel better now that I know the truth
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Ade was fairly accessible back in the day. There's a chance this person was around back then and is still on her friends list.
But, who knows.
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She's beauty, she's grace…
sUcH aNxIeTy ranting in a car about how much you've been ringing getting your service switched, So sassy!
Did she forget that she's supposed to keep up with her poor me lies?
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I didnt notice her front teeth looking like that so I re-watched the video and holy shit.
Has she always had such a prominent gap at the top of her two front teeth?
That really looks like some type of cavity. We all know she wasnt very careful with her kids teeth and they all rotted to the point of having to be pulled. I dont doubt shes lax on her own dental care.
“WE LOOK LIKE A BOY COUPLE GUYZ!!”
Greg automatically changes the subject lol
Also notice how his vision of their future relationship is poly with no jealousy. He’s obsessed with it and that is 100% going to be why they split because Lainey doesn’t want one
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Yeah, found it. It looked like a cavity here.
Her teeth have been getting progressively more and more gray/yellow/transparent. She's been avoiding doctors for ages, wouldn't doubt that she hasn't need a dentist in a long ass time.
Don't be daft anon. She's be vaping for like 2 weeks.
More likely to be bulimia, a poor diet and a serious lack of dental hygiene.
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That's actually tooth decay and thats disgusting Lainey. She can buy all the fancy electric toothbrushes she wants, but the girl cant floss.
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This is fucking vile. Shreg should be legally obligated to wear a paper bag over his head at all times.
You know what would lower your anxiety, Lainey? If you were with someone who didn't gaslight you into thinking you were the problem and why your little excursion into polyamory failed WHEN HE'S THE ONE WHO FUCKING CHEATED ON YOU.
Do you think he's less manipulative than you allege David to be just because he doesn't make suicide threats or do you think he's just more subtle?
You really painted yourself into a corner, kid. Good luck to you.
Imagine the milk if his dad was suing him for slander… I mean he called the cops on Lainey's husband before.>>560537
If that's the case then maybe Jeffree Star has chimed in and offered monetary support?>>560629>>560619
Nuh, the only twitter account I could officially trace back to her is not the one where the screenshots are from. I also think it's a troll.
finally greg can get a collab that'll make him internet famous again.
With Doctor Pimple Popper! kek
I'm going to vomit.
His blackheads are so dark it looks like his shaved stubble goes all the way up his face
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I miss her videos
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In Onion's defense, it looks like the real estate agents in Washington got their certs out of one of those garbage toy dispensers you see in supermarkets. I mean, wouldn't you get one if you had a quarter on you?
This is puzzling. Is he being forced to no longer tweet under his Onision by someone else, like lawyers, or a court order?
If thats the case then why would he still be sperging on his super secret twitter OnisionPrime?
The only explanation I can come up with is that if there was a court order, Onision thinks it only applies to the fully public twitter account and not a private account. When the courts tell him it applies to all his social media then he will feign ignorance like he did when he tried to write off his divorce on his taxes, then tried to write off his houses and cars on taxes again. He relies on ignorance of the law as an excuse and blames everyone else that they should of held his hand and explained everything to him like you would a child.
I feel like if all you eat is fake meat, you should probably just go back to eating real meat.
We all know they don't actually give a fuck. Lainey hates it, and Greg just likes virtue signaling.
Is there a plus to following him? Other than getting immediate alerts when he tweets.
I have a couple of accounts I use to comment on his idiocy but Ive never followed him, I just dont want to bump his numbers up, even if its by 2. Its the same way I try not to watch his videos on his channels and wait for the reuploads by kind anons. Plus I laugh everytime he uses the "why would you click follow on someone you hate?" insult to his haters, because it doesnt apply to me.
>>561537>started thinking of polyamory again
He's always thinking of it. He considers poly as a kink or fetish, not a lifestyle.
Poly to Greg is just a way for him to watch two women fuck, and to have sex with someone other than his ugly Andy Dick wife.
Yeah I should have said mention, not think, cause we know it’s always on his mind. But even after Sam left he was doubling down on “we’re not letting anyone into the relationship” bullshit. But now he brings it up again after that girl was in the house. All we have are her tweets after the incident but I am mighty curious as to how (we know why) that “trinity” failed.
Also more tinfoiling, Gurg is subconsciously doing this shit so Plain hates other women the way he hates other men.
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Just like him thinking all his fans would pay for his content on Youtube, then having to remove the paywall since no one was buying and he wasnt getting the asspats for his horrible skits like usual. And of course when its brought up, he doesnt really remember what happend back then, its all very hazy for the Onion.
This smells like a selfpost but I honestly dgaf, was hilarious and so much more tolerable than all those other God awful commentary channels.>>561133
Is she gone or is she just working on a video? Either way, if she is working on something then I'm down to wait however long is needed, seeing as everything they make is gold, but if she is gone then i wish her all the best.
Yeah I remember him going on about fixing Billie's teeth.
Hey Greg how about you fix your own wife's mouldy teeth, and maybe spend a few bucks on a dermatologist while you are at it.
No fresh young girl is going to wanna fuck a meth mouth dyke or a red pimply cactus skinned old man.
I couldn't stop laughing at this and I rarely watch commentary channels. I'm very suprised Shreg has not deleted his music because it's next level cringe.
I didn't realise in the son video he says respect your mother, she gave her body for you.
Basically admitting that he only sees women as babymaking machines and once they give birth, their bodies are useless. Okay.
This could be true, but I assumed she didn't want to go back because of Billie trauma.
When she said her hair hasn't been brown in two years even though it was just brown during Billie gate I assumed she has been dissociating from trauma so hard she lost track of time. Also dying her hair back may remind her physically of who she was when everything was happening. … Like changing her physical appearance was an attempt at winning back onion AND trying to run away from her original self which was too bland for onion.
Or I'm just giving foot face too much credit
Sarah, I know you're reading this. I don't know what you were thinking letting Footface use your make-up (I have a hunch that it wasn't a choice), but I advise you burn it now. All of it.
Was this Lainey's sneaky way of finally getting her hands on Blood Sugar, by tainting Sarah's with her foot disease?
Is that an embedded video from YouTube?
Will it give her views?
Maybe there actually was a time where she didn't sit like a retard, but I can only imagine Grugly encouraging her strange behavior in public. Remember when she was so ~anxious and smol~ that she couldn't order her food for herself and Grug had to order it for her?
I'm sure he's getting off on those things. He wants a doormat who can't do anything
on her own and always needs him
for everything, so he can feel like a special protector.
Lambo, who has less life and any sort of free will in her than a wet washcloth, was the perfect target.
It's called a "black triangle". It can happen due to many things… Gum receding, bone loss which causes the gum line to recede… Smoking, doing drugs… I don't think she's doing drugs ROFL.
I have a black triangle because I had a dental implant for one of my front teeth, and one of the main ways if knowing is the dental implant is way whiter (because it has no enamel loss) than the neighboring teeth. But unless Plainy did a really good job of hiding it, I doubt she had a dental implant.
I believe that they give a fuck about their hygiene and teeth, but I think she just had something stuck in her teeth.
If not, muh tooth rots/Dentists are the devil milk incoming
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Doubt it. She vehemently denied being lesbian/bi or ever with a girl in April 2013 on Tumblr, and then in July that year she was sitting like Golum on the boat (while pregnant with Trot). I also doubt that meme was around 5 years ago, maybe a joke in the gay community but that is also the community Foot vehemently denied being apart of.
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Okay then is this better?
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I feel weird about this topic because I also sit like that… Not at the dinner table or in public though. It could honestly be a anxiety thing, like how some people cross their arms when feeling uncomfortable or defensive. She could emphasize it though and do it more often just because Onion expressed it as something that reminds him of his favourite anime.
All in all though, there are a million different things to criticize her about. This just seems kinda nit picky and repetitive like anons complaining of her shitty makeup skills or cold sores.
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Its the fact that she does it in public and at the table and while eating that I have an issue with it. There's a video of her getting her hair dyed and she's got her shoes in the salon chair. Sure I guess do whatever you want at home, but good luck when their kids go to school and they all start sitting like mommy and get in trouble for putting their feet and shoes in the chair.
If she had any kind of physical condition like you mentioned above she'd be milking the shit out of it for asspats, views, and $$$.
Also going through videos I found Selena sitting on an stove.
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considering these shots from the recent video and the pregnancy photo video she uploaded last week i don't think its far fetched to think she could be pregnant.
so many things wrong with this>I feel bad about using her foundation since it's really expensive>applies the foundation directly to her face>uses Sarah's beauty sponge >omg now i really want it but it's so expensiveee>omfg Sarah's paler than me. what a first!>applies concealer directly using the applicator>applies Sara's mascara and eyeliner directly>applies Sara's lipstick directly
also, Lainey was clearly jealous of how great Sarah's make-up products are since they're all super good quality.
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i can see her being pregnant, lol. she looks a lil more round than usual and the bump doesn't sag much as it would if she was just getting fat (due to loose skin she had w the other 2) lets hope this one fixes their marriage
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Contributing to the pregnant tinfoils, her chest looks much bigger than usual.
A small google search seems to pull up stuff that says vaping is safer than cigarettes but still not great. But I would imagine it depends on the nicotine content of your vape. I had assumed lame would smoke 0mg which I wouldn't imagine as being very dangerous if you're pregnant?
That being said I don't THINK she's pregnant. There's no way she wouldn't have already made some kind of shitty, smug video talking about it because it would be more "proof" that Greg "loves" her.
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His 2 WEEK OLD video is in trending. Guess your little campaign failed, Onion.
>>562369>(it's impossible to take it out by yourself, it has to be done by doctor)
This is not true at all, plenty of people do it by accident, especially if it becomes displaced and they then pull on the strings. They just tell you this so you don't try and remove it yourself, because you can't see what you're doing and risk injuring yourself.
I agree that it's probably intentional if she is gregnant though.
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Totally not surprised he’s trying to piggyback on Shane’s video
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Definitely looks like a baby bump to me.
Spends the first 5 minutes questioning Jeffree's gender identity. I guess that's only offensive when Lainey's
on the receiving end.
What a sad, pathetic twunt.
Calm down before you get banned for infighting, they weren’t being rude. I do think it’s a bit odd to see a therapist here. >>562532
I don’t get how Sarah doesn’t even flinch at the idea of herp face using her makeup, it’s fucking disgusting how she doesn’t care about her health and not having herps.
Looks like he moved part of his enormous “editing” setup into the basement/family room.
So selfish of him to not only claim the entire garage as his creative space in addition to now taking up more of the family’s already limited tiny livable square footage.
3 dogs, 2 children, and 3 adults all crammed together and grease has to take everything for himself. Taylor makes more $ than him now and she still has to use the coat closet for filming and her laptop for editing.
I feel like hes personally trying to get Jeffree to come after him now. Maybe Shane sent him an actual ceast and desist letter (like one made by a real lawyer) prompting his deletion sperg and hes blaming Jeffree Stars recent involvement with Shane for him finally officially telling Greg to fuck off.
So he switches off the Shane topic except on his private twitter and decides to make Jeffree Star his new target. how dare he intervene between greg and his one true love shane
So disgusting that he joked about Jeffree being molested at a child.
"Something happened to that boy/girl/person when they were young. Something dark, something devious.
Somebody lurked into Jeffree Star's bedroom at night and was like - does penetration motions while groaning
I honestly feel like vomiting.
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God he is so boring! We have already heard how J* called him a fag a hundred fucking times already. I love how he whines like a bitch about that when he uses "faggot" as a hateful slur himself.
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But that my dysmorphia
On his nose, Anon?>>561563
So many great points.
I love this idea of him starting a new channel and only uploading his new videos to it.
He comes up with the stupidest solutions to fix his YouTube problems, like when he was deleting videos left and right at the beginning of Adpocalypse, changing tags all over the place, then making the Onichan channel as a fresh start (then abandoning it)
Any guesses as to what this new name will be? He said it starts with an E, but knowing Gregs spelling knowledge the word is probably "Aesthetic"
Ill enjoy watching how many subscribers he actually gets on this channel. Hopefully he doesn't buy subscribers and views and we can see him rage at how irrelevant he is now.
IRL psychologist here. Mental health professionals are still people too. I used to read Encyclopedia Dramatica well before I got my undergraduate degree much less my PhD. A type of profession does not dictate what an individual enjoys doing in their free time. I just happened to be drinking more heavily than most people when on Lolcow. a lot of my co-workers completely disengage when we are not at work because it would just increase the rate of burnout in our profession.
Undergrad psych degrees are a complete joke. However, it does show that a degree does not dictate what type of person people are since Lainey has her bachelor's in psychology as well. Speaking of which, it seems that she's probably just bloated. with her diet, she is eating a lot of processed foods and is probably retaining water like whoa from lots of sodium in the fake meats/Taco Bell The Onions are not known for their wise decision making, but I seriously doubt they would be dumb enough to have another child.
oh for fucks sake, he probably would
the only reason I ask is because if there are a few viable channel names we think he may use Im stealing them along with the twitter handle
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We all know how hes going to choose his new channels name.
That's a really good guess. I was thinking words that start with an e or i sound but aren't spelled that way, because of how unsure Greg seemed when he was recalling the name.
We've all watched streams (that he cant edit) where hes writing things out on a dry erase board or USPS Priority envelope and they're spelled like a 2nd grader or worse.
>>562907>it's going to have some sort of evo- prefix
Its a real word I promise. And I really really want him to use it.
So someone registered Greg's old ziogi.com domain where his evopsyche forums were located. The new site now owned by someone else is "going to revolutionize" social media and coming real soon now since 2016.
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I read that as Evomotion…
It's absolutely unbelievable to me that he still thinks the only reason his views are down is because youtube is out to get him, and if he can just sneak past their system he'll be successful again.
Yes, youtube stopped recommending his channels and monetizing his videos. His channel, for an entire year during all of the Billie drama, was just a breakdown of his terrifyingly fucked up personal relationships, crazy ranting, and endless slandering of innocent people in his life. This kind of disgusting content created to attack people being monetized is what caused a ton of youtube's advertisers to back out, causing youtube to stop promoting people like him, but it was also what caused the majority of people who watch him to realize what a demented individual he is. Airing all his weirdly personal dirty laundry freaked out and angered half of his audience, and bored the other half to tears.
He ran his subscribers off himself by being aggressive and slanderous, but also repetitive and uninteresting. He is his own problem. Everyone knows what kind of shit person he is now and nobody wants to watch his dull channels anymore, and it's his own fault for basically running his own expose campaign against himself. No amount of new channels, new Patreon perks, new twitter pages, etc. is going to make people interested again, because they all left him in the dust on purpose.
this dude is a fucking IDIOT. I hope someone sends this video to Jeffree, he would completely demolish him. But on the other hand I don't want him getting more attention because of it… oh god but the milk would be so worth it..
LAINEY if you're lurking, and in fact are pregnant, you're a fucking MORON. Having a 3rd kid with a dude that doesn't even want to be with you anymore (who keeps trying to add another woman to the relationship because he's bored of your lame ass), while both of you are having financial problems (and neither of you will make as much money as he used to make, like ever again) is an absolute mistake. White trash will stay being white trash, I guess.
Remember when he "quit Twitter".
The last time I mean, not the 1800 other times.
It's not nitpicky when she literally says being a 12yo boy is her aesthetic.
But even they have better manners than this cunt.
Judging by >>562107
maybe that was her plan all along.>>562106
Bets on her getting knocked up the same night Onion took Sarah's virginity?
Americans are so weird. But yeah, you're probably right.>>562189
Not all of us are fresh out of high school.
Also forget the IUD I'm surprised the tiny onion dick even made it to her vag.
?? do they usually sit like that in public places?
Wouldn't it heighten their anxiety as other customers and business owners look at them with disgust with how they are dirtying their seats?
Also lmao at the way he describes himself in one of these emails:
>"I speak my mind, I’m not ugly, I could love an ocean till it’s warm, I am a writer, I am a poet, I have ambitions, I care for my family, I am honest, I am strong, I am a problem solver, I am going to be a good father one day, I refused to hurt anyone unless they first hurt me, I venture towards happiness, I treat all deserving living creatures with respect, and all my intentions are for the benefit of those I care for."
…there's a lot to unpack here, folks.
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Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Dumbass.
Wow Gerg… you're not creative and neither is your content.
We all know what will happen. You make a new channel, you don't even get 50K subs (you don't even have 1/40 of the fans you once had) and then you're back to your old channels. That's why you already have 7+
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I found him!
He's probably going to change the channel name. Found him through Onichan and he's featuring Taylor
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… for your arsenal
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for next time, i guess
Literally every other tweet is him calling people cancer and wishing people would die?!
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Laineybot Answers The Webs Most Searched Questions (Mirror)https://hooktube.com/watch?v=ok2SVMOq0OQ&feature=youtu.be
I sit like that as well when I'm at home and I have neither back problems nor any kind of anxiety.
I just sit a lot (at work and when being busy with hobbies), so I need to switch sitting positions.>>562396
I don't know. She does look preggers, but with the Onions you never know. It might just be some "drama" to stay relevant.>>562698>>562711
And there we have the real reason for him to marry Lainey - he wanted Shane all for himself. kek I'm waiting for the "Wait, NOW
I know that boys can be abused, so J* must be a pedophile because he's gay!!!111oneone1eleven" video.>>562870
If he makes a new channel, I do hope he's stupid enough to buy views and subs and roll out another couple of Benjamins in order to worsen his financial situation.
Honestly I'm slightly surprised Lainey isn't cool with weed. She's such a follower I would think her highschool friends or at least Madison would make her curious. Look how easy it was for her to pick up a few drinks or vape.
I don't know if I want to see Anus on a pot brownie. He's already annoying, he might tweak out and never stop talking. God and the "profound philosophies" he'd conjure up? No thank you
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It must be heartbreaking for him that apparently only 26 out of his 876 patrons are interested in him. lmao
(Sorry for stealing your ss anon!)
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20 bucks says this is a fake pregnancy scam ala shiloh. Gregory "Fucktard" Jackson likes to redo skits.
Plainey was only the safe choice because I think Onion knows he probably won't easily get away with dumping his wife and child (now children) for a teen again. Especially with the amount of details that came out about the Cuddlegate and then Billie 2.0 smashing pumpkins. If Onion could get rid of Foot without any details being found out about the truth he totally would have trapped Billie by now and she'd probably already have a little baby Onion already. Part of me Hope's that based on how Billie has handled the Onion situation that she would be smart enough to not stick with Onion.>>563114
He acts so manic sometimes maybe the right strain could really chill and mellow him out. He has a creative brain and a passion to create I guess so maybe if he spent less time fuming and sperging on twitter and more time consuming cannabis and creating content maybe he could actually put out something decent. It definitely wouldn't be everyone's bag of tea, but maybe the quality would rise at least a little bit one would hope. >>563124
Native Mexicans do not come from European descent. It's not like there was no one living in Mexico before we brought our white asses over. There were native indigenous tribes that europeans enslaved, controlled, or killed if they refused to be controlled. Then the Spanish bred into the native people. But yeah her grandmother is probably not 100% native but that's what happens when countries conquer and enslave people.
Here's a bad explanation as to why Plain doesn't have more Mexican in her
Father A: 100% White Mother A: 100% Mexican
Gives birth to boy, 50% White, 50% Mexican
Father B: 100% White Mother B: 100% White
Gives birth to girl, 100% White
Now if these two get together and make a baby that baby gets only half of her father's genes, and it isn't going to perfectly divvy up 25% white and Mexican each from the father. There's a chance that kid could only be 100% white, or only get 15% of the fathers Mexican genes and 35% white to be her 50% share of her father's genes.
She also played onion by saying Billie smells because she has dyed hair and doesnt shower enough. She also said Billie didn't wear deodorant. She knew he was autistic about that shit. She got rid of Billie but couldn't stop onion from giving Billie his microdick as soon as she left them alone! Better luck next time, Plain.
I still can't get over that little miss hyper sensitive stays with Greg after he cheated on her multiple times with Billie.
It's truly so funny that to this day he claims he's not a cheated and vile scum bag like who cheats on their pregnant wife?
Billie finessed that ugly cunt for thousands, and now has a large enough audience to get sponsors on her YouTube and additional income on top of working because she's not a social retard.
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Lainey is the epitome of sunk cost syndrome. She is in it for the long haul.
Cheating on her, signing their son away and cheating on her again when she's heavily pregnant = okay
Smoking weed = TOO FAR!!!
Ah so he's only making >2k
That still makes their household income around 4k a month with Lamp's and their video revenue
>>563127>If Onion could get rid of Foot without any details being found out
I was catching up on posts here and watching TV at the same time and there was video about Shanann Watts on Inside Edition. A Colorado man murdered his pregnant wife and their two small children. They had a small clip of Shannan from a few months ago gushing about her husband and how they had met on the internet.
The way this woman talked about her husband, how she goes overboard saying how great a man he is, how perfect a husband and father he is reminded me of how Lainey talks about Greg whenever someone questions their relationship.
Authorities say that the reason for the murders may have been mounting financial troubles, bankruptcy and we all know that Gregs YT career is done, he is continuing to downsize his lifestyle and the impending lawsuits are going to take their toll.
Lainey and her kids need to get out of that house now.
Greg must hate that Lainey wont allow him to have temporary breaks from her and the relationship.
Lainey has said in a couple of videos that Greg and her will fight and he will attempt his "IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU!" she will let Greg stew alone in another room and cool down, but sometimes he will ramp up the argument and want some kind of temporary separation, and shes said that she nixes that talk right away and tells Greg that if he wants a divorce then they will do it legally and properly, "write up the papers, and we'll go to court" that usually calms Greg down and he stops all the separation/divorce talk.
When I first heard her talk about Greg threatening separation when they'd argue I can see this was him attempting to figure out a way to fuck teens and feel like he was in the right.
"we were SEPARATED you cunt! We were on a break we weren't together at the time so it was perfectly fine for me to fuck >insert teens name<"
That's what everyone says in the news reports after the fact>Oh never expected it he was always so normal and great, such a loving family man
Think about it, if you could tell someone was just gonna snap and murder their family that easily, those people wouldn't end up with families in the first place.
Don't wanna start an armchair circlejerk but it's pretty obvious that greg has some kind of personality disorder, or at least aspects of one on top of being an asshole. We already know he's abusive to Lainey, he clearly fantasises about murdering a bunch of people, that's clear from his shitty books.
Also - He is obsessed with weapons and wearing bulletproof vests. The reason those are banned from most convention spaces etc is because the likelihood of someone wearing one purely for protection and not because they plan on shooting other people is extremely low.
He ticks every school shooter box. If I were American and went to his old school or one nearby him I would be shitting my pants.
Eh, he might an hero after if he does.>>563338
Greg is none of those things lol
I was about to say that. His "relationship" with Hannah consisted of 2 weeks of him jerking off in front of a computer monitor as he chatted with her.
He got too clingy, Hannah freaked and ghosted him.
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Greg can only dream.
When you say none of those things do you mean the school shooter checklist or the post shoot up interview with the police? 'cause I reckon he probably comes across decently normal to his neighbours and immediate family, worst they might have to say is
>Yeah he ran around naked in the garden a lot and had some weird girls over but we always thought that was just for his and his husbands' youtube, y'know the kids these days and their viral trends
It's not like they're gonna interview us after the fact, it'll be the people living next to him and his teachers and shit. Plus, no one ever admits it if they thought something was wrong with the person anyway, unless the constantly reported that person and weren't listened to, it's basically admitting you knew it would happen and didn't do anything.
This bit>Oh never expected it he was always so normal and great, such a loving family man
I guess most people don't know he's a freak, but he has a huge paper trail online.
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>>563339>Greg is none of those things lol
Have you only been following the Onision drama for a week?
The checklist seems to fit Greg to a T.
abusive to Lainey - watch any video where the two have any kind of interaction. I can only imagine how he treats her when the camera isnt on.
fantasizes about murdering a bunch of people - you seriously need to read his books, it will give you insight into how his brain works and wanting to kill people that wrong him is a big fantasy of his.
obsessed with weapons - go through all his videos on every channel he has and make a check mark every time he is brandishing a gun(yes I know they are air-soft pistols, but they are being depicted as real), firing a gun, or gun violence is glorified.
wearing bulletproof vest - the picture attached says it all
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I find this chart helpful.
He cares too much about himself to hurt himself or do something that would land him in jail. He was never really going to kill himself when he “put a gun to his head” a decade ago. He acts suicidal for to get his needs met.
If anything he will just continue to abuse Lainey more and more until she either leaves him finally or he can live with her supporting him financially and taking care of the kids while he has a teen girlfriend. It’s a lose-lose for her. She needs to read some reddit threads like /BPDlovedones to realize she isn’t alone and his abusive behavior patterns aren’t unique to him.
maybe he's hoping she'll kill herself. imagine the views.
i feel dead inside just making that comment, even as a joke.
I love this image because it perfectly shows how he goes after underage or teen girls.
When Ive tried to get his goat about the ages of the girls he dated he brings up Adrienne and Hannah immediately, but without actually naming them. Then he will play with the facts by bringing up his ex wife and how old she was when they divorced (but not how old she was when the started fucking) and he will say about Lainey "and my wife who is 23 years old"
but doesnt say how old she was when they fucked on a motel room desk.
I obviously would not fault him for his relationships when he was under 18. Im not going to try and say he was a monster for dating a girl who was 14 when he was 14 or 15.
I would love for him to answer this question without trying to spin the facts or play with timelines.
Greg, after you turned 18 how many people were underage or teenagers when you had sex with them for the first time.
like she said in her video about the situation "her and greg were trying to find ways to fix it but i didnt want to, i had my out"
had my out = i can finally get rid of my husbands mistress without him getting pissed at me again
>>563375>lainey and billie didnt even have a private sexual relationship themselves outside of the threesomes.
Ive always thought this. And the number of threesomes they had could probably be counted on one hand. If Greg was having threesomes 30 to 40 times during Billies visits like hes said in a few of his videos, why was he so pressed to figure out a way to fuck Billie solo?
His "30 or 40 times" claim is bullshit. Im sure that the threesomes were awkward and clumsy, and ended abruptly every time because Lainey would get jealous or anxious.
tldr: Laineybot has never touched a vagina.
Also he would moan her younger sister's name during sex.
Wonder if his obsession with Billie is because she was the biggest age gap for him.
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I think it's also Greg's way of trying to control the situation. One of the most common tactics used by manipulative & emotionally abusive individuals is the ‘manipulation breakup’. This is simply when a person repeatedly breaks up with their partner, not because they truly want to end their relationship, but rather to gain power & control over their partner & the relationship in general. There are a variety of issues & events that can cause an MB (far too many to list here), but it can range from their partner doing something they don’t like/approve of to the emotionally abusive person being confronted on their abusive/manipulative behavour (by their partner &/or their partner’s family/friends).
Instead of taking the time to discuss or even arguing about the issue in an attempt to resolve it, the person will just break up with them, knowing that their partner doesn’t want to break up. They will then refuse to speak with them about the issue (& the relationship in general), essentially shunning or ignoring their attempts. This can include ignoring phone calls, text messages, VMs etc.., If the couple live together, they will simply refuse to speak with their partner (aka the silent treatment). Their intention is to make it seem like the relationship is over, so that the person will practically beg & plead with their partner & be willing to agree to anything in order to get back together. This puts the abusive partner in a position of power & control, as they get to decide when/if they get back together & under what conditions. They will then tell their partner that if they want to get back together, they must agree to certain conditions. These conditions can be anything from limiting how much time or contact they have with family/friends to allowing the abusive partner to go through their phone, tablets, emails etc., whenever they want. This is where the control comes into play.
These manipulation breakups typically occur several times throughout the relationship. With each new breakup, the abusive partner has to escalate the intensity & length of the shunning/ignoring, in order to make it appear as though ‘this time’ it’s REALLY over. This puts their partner in a perpetual state of anxiety, (walking on eggshells), trying not to do anything to upset their partner out of fear they’ll break up with them ‘for good’.
The most ironic thing about the people who repeatedly use these manipulation breakups is that they will deny they are abusive or manipulative. They will insist that these breakups are actually a sign of how loving, tolerant & forgiving they are, explaing that despite all the bad things their partner does to them, they always forgive them & take them back.
>>563383>why was he so pressed to figure out a way to fuck Billie solo
because shes younger, more attractive, more feminine, better body, and a better personality than his wife. Plain herself confirmed that all her and billie did was make out when it was just them lmao.
if he had succeeded in being able to sleep with billie solo whenever he wanted as much as he wanted (which was always his endgame) im quite sure they would have just gotten closer and closer and he maybe would have even divcorced lainey for being "too negative to billie", thats if she hadnt decided that the weed was the final straw, her get out clause
during the "threesomes" onion said he would mostly make out with one of them while fucking the other so its a stretch to really call them that anyway
He gaslit the shit out of her through that entire thing. In her latest video where she answers google questions, she says she doesn't have a girlfriend because she's "not good at relationships." She has also said multiple times how unlovable she is and how hard it is to be with her. All of that is coming from what her husband tells her, because that's the only person she's had a real relationship with as an adult. WE all know that the only real problem is him, but she blames herself for everything he does. He's constantly trying to convince her that the reason it didn't work out with Billie, the reason he wants to keep being poly and isn't satisfied, etc. is because she's so incredibly jealous and difficult, everything is her fault, and she's just not good enough. He's basically said as much on camera dozens of times, so I can't imagine what he says to her in private.
I think deep down she knows it's all on him, but that's not a reality she can accept because she wouldn't know what to do about it – she sure as hell isn't going to leave him – so it's almost easier to just blame herself. That makes it even more pathetic and depressing.
Yeah, i mean he pretty much tells her to end her friendships over silly arguments like he does with everyone who he gets in contact. Not only he fucked her life in a social level but also in Youtube, after SR collab she only collab again with way smaller Youtubers (and only females)
She start her transtender fase to have human contact besides Onion, Ball and Chain without the repercutions she face after SR. When she is away from him she can be almost normal, sadly i can see her being a old hateful wife whom is constatly mad about her husband cheating on her but is so used to it that doesnt what to do something about it.
That’s not even adding in their rampant frivilous spending, they were just at Panera Bread in one video, and I also remember the one where after he previously whined about his finances and then in a subsequent video with Plain “showing how great their relationship is” and they had $50+ dollars worth of movie theater food. He insists on shopping on Target when he should be shopping at Walmart, and I’m sure he still visits Whole Foods for high end frozen. It’s beautiful to see their cancerous spending habits finally mestastisize.
Also, I don’t on Anus ever doing anything violent. He’s too afraid of the law and he doesn’t hit Taylor because he knows the second someone would notice a bruise on her it would prove everything teh haturz have been saying about him.
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I guess tissue is still lurking for her.
Such a dysphoric bean, Look at how much she suffers! Poor dear.
Put your udders away you cow.
Its a practically middle aged woman (maybe not exactly middle aged in years but she looks fucking harsh for mid 20's) married with 2 children trying to pretend shes an 18 year old Instagram model.
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So his first video for his new channel is up.
I have no idea what hes thinking. Hes barely at 57 subscribers, and a little over 100 in views.
Is this similar to when he shaved his head? Is he trying to wipe the slate clean and start new?https://streamable.com/wgdtn
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>>563957>if I were a fan of him I'd be so annoyed by all the reuploads
He just posted a 7 year old video he made with Shi. You dont see her face but you can hear her voice. I hope her manager finds out hes uploading videos of her again and gives Greg a case of the "scared trembling hands" while on the phone just like last time.
I kind of agree. I find it quite childlish to try to find anything of their outer looks/way of sitting to shit on.
Their behaviour and character have enough to discuss so I don't see reason in this "They are behaving bad, I need to point out how their way of looking, speaking and sitting is bad too!"
But maybe some people need to make them 100% horrible in order to actually dislike them.
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I think we all know what scared our li'l Onion.
Inb4 you get banned for asking to be spoonfed or mentioning you’re a dude
He’s a greasy predator and an absolute unfunny moron. It’s all right here in the threads. You can read the thread descriptions, they give summaries.
I hope you get banned for samefagging, announcing your gender and being an Onion-Stan before I have to leave to work.
Seeing those bold red letters under your posts would feel so satisfying and start my work day off perfectly.
So what you are telling me is you don't like what Onision said, so instead of moving on with your life you are going to stoop to his level by making fun of him and his wife, 2 people that look completely normal. I understand getting angry about his Grimmie comments, those are bad, but people say idiotic shit all the time, it's part of being human.
As for Lainey's "Smol bean" fetish or whatever the hell, who cares?
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I mean cmon, can you not see the resemblance?
The only reason we know about any of this is because of what GREG AND LAINEY THEMSELVES put out on the internet. >>563950
This is so weird and sad. How long until he caves and goes back to his old channels because his narcissism demands he posts on an account with sooooo many (cough bot) followers?
And oh God I hope the rumors are true about >>563969
I find it unbearable too. Why can't she ever just take a normal photo without her fingers on her face or her tongue out like a thirsty dog.>>563963 >>563965
Shut up and lurk moar.>>564003
Kek. I actually fucking can.
Why is she posting nude photo's to her underage fans in the first place, bloody pervert.
"Look fan kids, if I take a photo almost to my nipples, my milk bags are so flat it looks like I have a boy chest!" Me! 12 ear old Aesthetic AF!"
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You know Ogreg would love it if he looked or acted like Patrick Bateman, but he doesnt.
Hes just a shitty Walmart version.
Ogreg is the glum middle aged man who dresses up in a makeshift American Psycho costume for Halloween, and has to explain who hes dressed up as to every teen girl he tries to hit on. Then he eventually gets asked to leave the party because hes creeping all the girls out.
Idk if you're still here, but here's a quick, comprehensive list. It's a few years old at this point though, so it doesn't cover the shit once Billie came into the picture.http://chaseagainstonision.tumblr.com/reasons
I don't really have time to post reasons with "proof" beyond that, it would take me days to go through that amount of a shitshow. But really anon, if you watch him, listen to him and read what he says he digs his own grave. If you can think he's "not that bad" after anything he says, there's no hope for you. He's hurt far more people than he's helped, he is painfully (and willfully) ignorant and treats his opinions as fact. He's a pathological liar, cheats on his wife and blames everyone else but himself for it, slanders people left and right, preys on unstable teen girls… seriously bro. Take off your nostalgia glasses.
This is a late response but I always wondered this myself—why Shiloh or Billie wouldn’t have taken the literal piles of evidence of Greg actually attempting to harm their reputations and tried to do something legal about it. Maybe it was as simple as the fact that they had no money at the time? I do recall that the last time Billie left, when Greg was being really grotesque towards her there were some anons in the thread telling Billie to write him a short statement that she wanted nothing to do with him and to stop discussing her publicly, or something like that. I wonder if that kind of statement means anything legally, were they lawfags trying to give advice or what? iirc they were fairly insistent on the language used but I’m too lazy to go back and look.
I suppose Shiloh having her lawyer tell Greg to watch his ass was similar? I loved how exasperated that poor dude sounded, he knew he was talking to a fucking sped, lol.
couldn't find the vid but >>501629
is a transcription
As much as I disapprove of many many many of Lainey's actions, I do like about her that she put a leash on Greg in regard to threesomes… for now.
I don't understand. He's already failing with the content he's pooping out, yet he makes a new channel with the exact same
content: yelling, bad and unfunny comedy and patting himself on the shoulder constantly.
Never change, Onion.
Well, to create art, you have to have basic understanding of art. Greg is uneducated in so many artistic fields: He has basic knowledge of using a camera but doesn't know anything about making films. Turning on a camera, reciting lines in costumes and adding filters in post doesn't automatically make a good video, you know.
He's a really, really poor writer: In unedited videos you see that he isn't able to write down easy words without making mistakes, his book lacks finesse and … proper grammar and
Well, when it comes to humor, I give him the benefit of the doubt: Everyone likes different comedy styles, what bothers me the most is that there's so little meaning to what he creates. He deals with so many niche topics which are old and forgotten or just unappealing to me; I'm just don't the the comedy in stumbling around and screaming.
As for stand-up comedy he might have a chance in front of a group of hardcore fans who adore every word he says. But if there were people to voice concern or criticism, he'd start pouting like a little child.
All in all, he's just so unprofessional with what he does and it shows for every artistic area he touches.
The only thing he's decent at is creating drama. That is, until everybody started shunning him since he leaked private information on people for his own financial and apparently emotional well being.
I hope that shines a little light on why people dislike his videos. I won't go into any personal, "drama" related details because I'd like to get some things done later on. If I'd state all the terrible things he's done, I'd be still typing tomorrow.
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this seems to be another abandoned channel of his, i havent seen it mentioned in the list of his other channels
For the past year he's been espousing shit like "I'm not holding back, I'm going to make the videos that I want" or "keep watching for better content than I've ever posted before" and it's all the same lazy Death Note bullshit. Elsagate videos have better production quality.
I want to place bets on how long it takes for him to make a video featuring fake gunshot splatter, him screaming directly into the camera, weird shots of his decrepit house, and his Beloved Cast of Onision Wearing Cheap Wigs™.
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Yeah, Ogreg can only dream of being that aesthetic.
The only logic I could come up with to justify this stupidity is that he -honestly- believes it's Youtube's algorithm.
If he creates a new channel from scratch, (in LGH land) it won't be under the same censorship as his Onision channel group. The fact that they had 1 email using his name as an example is PROOF of this because he's so HONEST. So on this new channel, he can start again with the same stupid ass humor.
Only wait, people aren't subscribing because his content is garbage tier. But just you wait - if he decides to bitch about it we'll hear about how no one can FIND his new channel and how hard it is to start on youtube blah blah blah, it only matters because its him now.
Really appreciated this, anon. I think you did a great job unpacking the myriad of reasons Anus's videos are so terrible and why, even without his terrible personality, his channels would still fail.
Even his "comedy" which you give him some leeway for is objectively terrible when you really look at it. He goes for cheap shocks, leans on tired edginess and when that doesn't work he shrieks, because louder evidently is funnier. There's nothing unique or creative about his comedy, a good half of it is straight-up Jim Carey impressions.
In short, there is a wide chasm between the creative skills he thinks
he has versus what he actually presents. Unlike most successful entertainers, he doesn't actually put work into his art, he just sharts out the same tired garbage he has for a decade and gets upset when people don't applaud.
I like this answer, thank you for finally saying something to me that isn't stupid.>>564022
Thank you, that was what I was looking for, now I have a lesser opinion of the man. And yes I'm still here, I like how the mods think an IP ban does anything lmao.
So, I looked into it a bit after being a fan since 2006, I will say I do not like some of his behaviors. The teen girl thing doesn't bother me much because 17 just seems like an adult to me. I was dating 24 year old women at 17, so that's not so bad. The cheating, manipulation, blatant narcissism, starting life ending rumors about someone with literally no proof (When they themselves have done worse) and the attention whoring (I had a very similar personality to Onision at 16/17, I can see right through him, his insecurities, his personality, why he dresses/looks the way he does. I've always known this but didn't think much of it). So yes, it seems like he is a narcissistic dirtbag who lives life like he's in a video game. It's okay to live that life single, but with kids? That's another thing entirely.
And yes while his wife is forever mentally 18, I don't see much reason to talk about them, it doesn't seem they are the issue.
>>564460>Stop spoon feeding him old milk. Who gives a rats ass if he's convinced or not
I hope Im not called out as mini-modding but Ive just been reporting this one guys post each and every time. He'll eventually go away.
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When that screen cap came out about "dat booty doe" and that Sarah had talked to Greg about wanting to be poly, and also included with Billie (so technically a foursome I guess) I was skeptical.
Sarah and Lainey vehemently denied that Greg commented on Sarahs ass, then Greg goes and makes a fucking video playing the whole thing out trying to justify it and make it look innocent, basically throwing Sarah and his wife under the bus, calling them liars. He even gave it away that it was Sam that he had told that story to and shes the one who let the cat out of the bag.
Now we know that the booty comment was real and happened. I have to believe that Sarah also wanted to have sex with Greg, Lainey, and Billie.
You know what's always annoyed me? The fact that anons are going to bring up how "oh Greg was always acting grossed out and annoyed by Sarah, there's no way he'd ever want her in the trinity" like cmon that's classic Greg over compensating to hide the fact he attracted to underage girls. Sarah wasn't of legal banging age yet back then, of course Greg was gonna go out of his way to publicly make it look like he had zero interest in her. He had to not only convince the public but himself not to try and bang the teenager practically begging to join in his trinity because surprisingly his obsession with the law outweighs his perverseness. I 100% believe Sarah asked is and Greg turned her down and went on to overexaggerate how much he disliked her in videos and to Plainey to cover his ass so he wouldn't break any "laws"
Funnily enough I think that explains why Lainey is so comfortable and never really worried (until recently) about Sarah being around Greg, in her eyes she was the perfect nonthreatening dishcloth of a friend to blow her nose into wihout having to worry abo gregs spunk already being in it. From he rperespective he turned down a decently attractive young pussy during the worst time of her life where he could have easily had it and there was nothing she could do to stop it. But now that she's of legal age Lainey is finally starting to panic and realize it WAS only because of Sarah's age Greg turned her down, not because he wasn't interested or to respect his wife. Sarah will be the next Billy and Lainey foolishly put all the pieces in place for it to happen and kept her around long enough to make it unavoidable now
You beat me to it.
Sarah is a lesbian right? I mean she may have some self given Tumblresque title that makes her feel special and unique, but basically Sarah likes females.
Im sure she wants to have a sexual relationship with Lainey, but knows it has to include Greg, so she'll endure the bitter for a little bit of sweet.
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He went up from 200 subs to 2000.
Methinks he's been buying subs.
Theres a weird dynamic in that household. Everyone is always looking for ways to back-stab someone or figure out a way to make it a 2 vs. 1 situation. There are so many examples.
Greg joined up with Billie to shit on Lainey for most of their poly relationship because Lainey was "so negative to Billie", then flipped when he realize it wasnt going to work out and joined Lainey in a campaign against Billie.
Maya comes to Lainey with her feelings of being creeped out by Greg because of the way he touched her, Lainey immediately runs to Greg to rat Maya out, so now its Greg&Lainey vs. Maya and shes sent home and erased from Laineys social media & YT.
Sarah probably thought that coming to Lainey with the disclosure that Greg said something inappropriate to her and it creeped her out would bring on a Sarah&Lainey vs. Greg coalition, but of course Lainey ran to Greg and rats Sarah out, and Greg gets so angry he sends Sarah home and she has to start groveling and sending gifts to Lainey to get back in their good graces. I could go on and on with the examples with the people who are brought into the Onion home.
I know this is a dumb analogy, but it reminds me of the TV show Big Brother or Survivor. Everyone has secret alliances with everyone else. Theres conspiracies, collusion and alliances are made and broken in the span of days or weeks. People whispering secrets to confidants who immediate run off and tell those secrets to everyone else.
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So hes shutting down OnisionSpeaks, UhOhBro and his main Onision channel, no more new uploads on those channels.
>so there is no more Greg, that way I can express opinions and so forth that aren't even necessarily mine and people could be mad at the characters but they can't be mad at me because I don't even know who I am
it's like me saying you know who's gonna win a horse race when I have no idea
Hasnt he tried this before? He wants to shit on people but have the out that it wasnt really him it just a character he made up that said that horrible thing.
I love his terrible analogy about the horse race, what the fuck does that even mean?
Does he really think he’s fooling anyone? Does he think he can’t be hated or even sued for talking trash as a “character”?
Why would anyone want to make opinion videos about opinions they don’t have? For what purpose?
Seriously. I don't get why anyone would encourage that obnoxious shit by replying at all. Just ignore him and he'll get bored eventually. It's just shitting up the thread.>>564681
That's what I've been thinking too. I've never thought she seemed particularly interested in him romantically. I would totally believe if she felt she had to have his stamp of approval though. He's so judgmental of people's looks and whatnot, and she's been around that since she was 14, so I'm sure he's fucked with her self-esteem in some way. Even if she doesn't lust for his pig in a blanket, she probably still wants him to at least deem her attractive. Honestly, maybe he's subtly fucked with her head and manipulated her feelings enough by now to where she has believed she was into him at some point. Seems like something he'd be capable of.
…Jesus, these are really confusing feelings for a young teenager to even be navigating. Trying to imagine myself at her age going through all these Onion Family trials is unnerving.
Delete the channels, you coward.
jk don't, we need them for archival purposes.
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I can understand her being upset when it was brought up in Discord, and yes she was probably told to shut up about it or get punished and these people in Discord bringing it back up was going to fuck things up for her.
I think the anon was asking why she was so upset with the comment initially when it was first made. Sarah was so upset that she had to go to Lainey about it.
If Sarah wanted to be poly with Lainey and Greg, then a comment about her body from Greg would be a good thing, some kind of flirting right?
You're a serious pain in the dick. Who gives a fuck what you think, do you're own research and only post if you have relevant information to offer.>>564643>>564778
I think because it made her feel fat, not sexualized. He had probably made other comments about her being bigger than Lainey and it triggered
I'd love to know who's suing him. If his defence is "It wasn't me, Greg is just a character I play", I'm fucking tickled.
Okay pal, so let's say that "Onision" was just a character you were playing on those channels. Right, you're just the best character actor ever, fine. If that's the case, then all the shitty edgelord shit about atheism, veganism, feminism, body-shaming, etc. you've said over the years can't be held against you, Gregory Avaroe, the real person!
…So are Lainey, Shiloh, Skye, AJ, Billie, Ayalla, Cyr, Shane, Social Repose, Jaclyn Glenn, Maddie, Maya, Luxy, etc. etc. etc. ALL paid actors who were in on this whole amazing act too? Because I seem to be under the impression that the main reasons people think you're a despicable person and don't want to watch your bullshit channels anymore are the REAL LIFE things you've REALLY DONE to REAL PEOPLE you've REALLY MET in REAL LIFE, Greg. We have enough outside sources to confirm all the actual, terrible things that you – not a character of yours, not an online persona, but you – have done to people. You're not convincing anyone that you're ~secretly a good person~ when there a a myriad of people out there with first-hand accounts of your insanity and assholery spanning back to literally like, 2005.
Not to mention you yourself have dedicated a huge portion of your time online over the years to vividly detail things about your real life to further back up all of this info, so you can't exactly go back on all that now. Seriously, you've already long since dug your own hole, so just go crawl in it quietly and die already.
Ikr, he's always done content he wanted to do and started screeching because he didn't reach anyone with it. >>564184
Lmao imagine him "prank calling" anyone. >hello?>YOU ARE A FAGGOT! HAHAHA>>564766
He's really lost it now, hasn't he.
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>>564803>I think because it made her feel fat, not sexualized. He had probably made other comments about her being bigger than Lainey and it triggered her.
Thank you anon. That makes so much sense to me now. I couldnt wrap my head around why she would get her feelings hurt with a comment about her butt. I always felt it was a compliment, but knowing Greg and watching how he treats his wife
Lainey: I have never looked more ugly in my entire life
then Im sure he said it to Sarah in a way that made her feel ugly.
I think this is his worst attempt at gas-lighting Ive seen in a while.
What I dont understand is hes saying all this>its not the real me "Greg" from now on, its my characters saying all this fucked up shit on my videos, you cant sue me "Greg"
Is he going to do the same disassociation with his Twitter? Because if Im not wrong, most of the controversy that he stirs up is because of his tweets.
It usually goes like this
Offensive tweet by Onision > everyone gets pissed at him > he doubles down with more offensive tweets > more people get pissed > he finally makes a video about it.
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>>564852>the asshat who was hard up for a Grugly history lesson was fishing for shit to scrub away.
oh shit, you're probably right
>>564848>you still freakout and believe it's a real possibility that your husband is just going to pickup and leave you.
Shes said in more than one video that to this day, if she doesnt know where Greg is in the house, she immediately thinks hes grabbed his bugout bag and abandoned her and the kids and starts frantically searching the house for him.
Now maybe its not that bad since they've moved into the smaller Swamp Trailer because Greg has less rooms to hide in. But to have that kind of anxiety and fear about the person who is suppose to love you the most, its truly fucked up.
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Lawyer: "Mr. Avaroe, did you have sexual relationships with this minor?"
Shreg: "No sir, you see, I was dressed up as Chibi, which is a character for my youtube channel. You may recognize me from Tosh.0, he featured my viral sensation "I'm a Banana" song."
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LGH Doubling down on his "it wasn't meeeee it was a character guvnor, I dindu nuffink" iirc he did a stream with drunken peasants admitting all of his characters were heavily influenced by his own persona (ad verbatim) 80% him 30% character. He truly is a fucking sped lol.>>564842
hiimasociopath is now Duke of Hell @RedPotato_666_ still unconvinced it was onion as most of his patrons seem identical in their fanaticism/stupidity.
>>564843>Im responsible for me and no one else, well besides the people Im guardians of.
Why is she so weird about her children? Is that how she introduces her kids?
"Hi Im Lainey and these two little ones are the people Im guardians of"
I don't get it either.
Everyone knows they have two kids. She even made videos talking about her pregnancies.
I don't understand why they still keep up this "we may or may not have one or multiple kids" shit up.
The same goes for her "who says I have a vagina? Whatever I have down there is non of your business" bullshit.
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So let me get this straight. Does Anus not know he can still get sued if he harasses a person even as a character? Goddamn I want this to go to court.
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If you're going to make these kinds of statements you have to do something about your voice.
I tried to help Taylor out with some soundboard manipulation, but only made her sound like a dyke who smokes too much.
Don't worry, anon. Whatever he's going to spin it into, it will fail.
If he continues with the same old rut, he'll be the YT outcast forever because nobody wants a toxic person who spews lies and twists private details in their lives.
If he creates a channel clearly stating that everything is a pre-designed show, people won't find it interesting in the long run because it isn't "real drama" but just something that was a major thing being broadcast on TV years ago. New people might find his content interesting in the beginning but will finally get bored with it … and him.
He's done either way because he's made stupid decisions and he's not willing to improve or learn.
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hearing a certain idea hurts doesn't make that idea any more true
KEK it's like he has a compulsive need to throw money at stupid shit to try to improve his life.
wow grease, all it takes is a couple of posts ridiculing your new channel for the fake subs to come and save the day.
I've never seen anyone setting a better example for their children. /s
I wonder how he'll react when his kids confront him with his own tactics.
"I didn't cheat at school, dad - it was a character!"
"I didn't get the girl pregnant, dad - it was a character!"
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Obviously it’s about the Grease Monster.
Don’t fuck with him, Greg.
I don’t personally think he’s funny, but humor is subjective and I don’t really feel comfortable saying that he objectively isn’t funny. I do have one thing to say about his sense of humor, though.
I really hate it when he compares his skirts to Family Guy. I mean, really. They are nothing alike whatsoever. Greg often resorts to comparing his jokes to Family Guy and similar cartoons when he receives criticism for his content, because they both seek to be edgy, satirical, and “offensive”; but what he doesn’t understand about Family Guy is that they aren’t just taking cracks at people - the reason it’s so funny is because they’re satirizing the people who hold those ridiculous and offensive beliefs, NOT the people who are being made fun of. (Family Guy is also very meta and self-aware, which Greg is not; but that’s a different point.)
For example: take the episode of Family Guy where Quagmire’s dad comes out as transgender. In one scene, Peter and Lois repeatedly refer to him as being “gay” (a common misunderstanding where people believe that trans women are simply gay men), while Quagmire repeatedly corrects them that, no, he’s not gay; he’s a woman. The humor in that scene is not that Quagmire’s dad is really just a gay man - the aim of that scene is to satirize the bigotry and ignorance of the people who think like Peter and Lois do. Even when Family Guy does engage in making fun of stereotypes, they are typically harmless, meta, self-referential, and are often interwoven with criticisms of society at large - they don’t insult and break people down like Greg does. This is something that he often fails to understand about satire, because he isn’t fucking funny and doesn’t understand humor: it is meant to hold shortcomings, vices, and abuses up to ridicule by poking fun at and shaming people, governments, social norms, corporations, or society in general into improvement using humor as a tool by which to accomplish this. Simply making fun of racial, sexual, or gender-related stereotypes does not qualify as satire, because those stereotypes themselves are the status quo societal norms that satire seeks to ridicule and abolish. If satire is defined as the use of wit, sarcasm, parody, and humor for the purpose of social commentary and criticism, then how can the joke you just told be labeled as “satire” when it perfectly parallels society’s norms and expectations in every way? In many ways, Greg’s jokes are almost the polar opposite of satire–hell, his comedy in and of itself is worthy of being satirized.
As Molly Ivins said twenty-five years ago, “When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel—it’s vulgar.”
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>>565044>shitpost>100% on topic and insightful post
Did seeing so many words in one place make you angry?
100% on point, anon.
Lainey's husband just doesn't understand that creating art and comedy needs skill and self-reflection. He's too stubborn and sensitive to step out of his echo chamber and rather wallows in ass pats from people equally uneducated or people afraid of being cut out of his life than educate himself in areas he always claims he loves.
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The relationship she has with her gay husband is a classic example of narcissistic and codependant. It is one of the most toxic relationships because they feed into each others very damaging cycles of behavior. I still can't believe she went to college for psychology…the bitch has to take online quizzes to figure this shit out.
I don't get the vibe that he thinks she's looked uglier, more like the vibe of stfu I'm sick of talking about this. I get the vibe Lainey would be one of those insecure gfs that bitch about their insecurities and weight nonstop, so he probably hears it constantly. Not whiteknighting Greg, just an observation.
I'd say her insecurities got worse after Billie.
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New beautybot video, and just by searching YT with her title, you'll find what video she ripped off.
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>>565538>he's far too stupid to ever commit a crime like murder
LOL! You have to stop basing your theories and ideas on television and movies. Not all murders are Dexter or Hannibal Lecter.
Heres some real life truths. Henry Lee Lucas and Ottis Toole murdered half a dozen people that can be confirmed, the actual numbers are probably higher. Both men could be considered legally retarded with the IQ tests that were given to them in prison.
It doesn't take an intelligent man to pull a trigger
or slash a knife.
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Exactly what I thought. Some are like Jodi Arias who coincidentally pulled "he's a pedophile" after her fool proof plan of blaming ninjas didn't work.
You only have to be smart to get away with the murder.
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We most all feel that you have the writing and critical thinking skills of a 6th grader, Anus.
Jesus does he not realize how stupid he sounds?
There was a video he made a year or two ago where he was VERY angrily talking about how basically it's bullshit that girls don't just believe their significant others' compliments and get over their insecurities immediately upon hearing them. I think he was even saying things like "what's the point of giving the compliment if they don't believe it?" and shit like that.
That video really stuck with me for a couple of reasons. It was very clear that he made that video about Lainey and her self-esteem problems, and it was so strange to see someone react with that much vitriol to something negative their partner was going through rather than be supportive or sympathetic. I can't even fathom thinking that way about someone you're married to and have children with. Being frustrated or exhausted by it sometimes is understandable, but getting genuinely pissed off about it to the point of making a ranting video is SO cold and uncaring. Also, he literally didn't understand why he needed to act supportive if it didn't automatically fix everything. That showed that he doesn't truly have any empathy about her problems, he just tells her nice things in the hopes that she'll shut up about it, and/or be instantly cured. It's like he truly believes just saying "you're beautiful" to a girl should fix all of her problems with her self image on the spot, just like how he genuinely thinks he's cured people's eating disorders, cutting etc. by just saying a few simple words to them. Instead of viewing it as a real problem she should get help for by way of medication or therapy, he thinks her self image is something he should just be in control of himself as her partner.
But most of all it's ironic how annoyed he is by Lainey's self-esteem issues when the main factor in all of them is him, and their relationship in general. He berates her all of the time, cheats on her, constantly tries to bring in other girls, and shows her no empathy or emotional support at all, but complains that she doesn't think more highly of herself (or rather, he complains that in his opinion she talks to much about thinking poorly of herself). Lainey is married to an emotionally retarded sociopath. She'll never be happy, and thus he'll never be happy either.
As if she had the knowledge to compare eyeshadows. She likes to pull the "I'm not a beauty guru, I'm just having fun" card to be immune to criticism yet posts typical beauty guru type videos that make no sense if you're a total dummy. If you don't know much about make up as she claims, why bother comparing products? So she must think she's skilled enough.>>565802
Exactly. None of the fans from the time the banana video came out are still around. Just look at the comment section and Twitter, they are way too young. Which means he can't win posting videos that refer to that video cause people who have outgrown his content don't care to click on it for nostalgic reasons and his current viewership is likely more interested in stupid uhohbro and speaks type videos and not the lol so random humor from that time.
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So now Greg is suppose to be called "Character"?
Let me preface this by saying I am in no way comparing the greatness of Prince to the incompetence of Onision.
This whole "call me Character" bullshit reminds me of when Prince changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol also known as the "Love Symbol"
Greg, if you'd like to use the symbol I designed, feel free to. I think it embodies all that you represent.
Honestly, making new channel and rebranding sounds like a good decision in his situation - his 'honest rants' and very old random comedy skits are not working and a lot of youtubers from 'his times' evolved and changed to stay afloat, thats important if you are entertainer or artist.
His beloved Shane did that and it worked.
But in his case its impossible - he should drop comedy, when anons are talking about subjective comedy I have image of him rolling in trash in a wig screaming 'aaaarrrgh im lainey!' - this proves he is terrible at comedy - when you should tell your audience who your character is, and need to scream, stop.
He also belives that yt is screwing him, not his lack of improvement. He has only one dimension, really. Evem haters are leaving him be, he will be one of those dead channels slowly dying.
And if you think about it - he had a perfect combo - his channel with comedy/rants and his wife with make-up and 'acceptance' talks. But when you have no soul, no passion - nothing will work.>>565752
can we stop with this murder stuff? he don't leave his house, is fragile and afraid of everything. If he had a potential victim the best defence will be laughing at his red face and he will cry and run away. he is not even good at manipulation and that is his main thrill.
>>565841>He's disabled his main channels
His main channels, that being Onision, OnisionSpeaks and UhOhBro are not deleted, disabled or shut down. Hes just dusting off his old videos from 5 to 8 years ago and re-uploading them to those 3 channels.
I guess he thinks that the videos are so old that his current tween fans have never seen them and will just as good as new content.
He basically just turned on automatic shuffle mode and walked away to hopefully bring in a few AdSense nickels.
Oh please. He has done this pity party before with that stupid Onichan channel.
>Create a new channel>Only reupload old shit videos on his other channels>Come crawling back when his pathetic attempt at staying relevant fails
Also, he is a racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, slanderer, bully, predator and pedo. He doesn't deserve a "fresh start".
Ogreg cant help himself. I give it a few weeks and he will be talking about someone from his past that he thinks wronged him and how this person should be condemned for all eternity for what they did in the past.
When that inevitably happens Id like for you to come back to this thread and remind us how you wanted us to "give him a second chance, he wants a fresh start we should let him have it"
>>565841>which is what we've always wanted
No, no it's not. We want to laugh at him, shutting his channels down is completely counter to that. Sick of moralfags and newfags thinking this site is for anything other than entertainment at other people's expense. We're not leddit, we're not here to lead moral crusades at people. We're here for schadenfreude.
>We've won. If he wants a fresh start maybe we should let him have it.
Us winning would be him doing an equivalent of Chrischan getting arrested or burning his house down. Like cuddlegate 2.0, and Lainey taking him to the cleaners in the divorce or something. The worse he gets, the more entertaining it is. How is it entertaining if he gets better?
The only reason to ever feel bad is for his poor kids, and it would stop being funny or entertaining if his actions hurt them.
It literally doesn't make sense. Fucking moron. I'm conflicted saying these things about a special needs person though…>>565846
Youtube specifically does not allow monetary gain on re-uploads so he's doing it for no reason really.
>Also, he is a racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, slanderer, bully, predator and pedo. He doesn't deserve a "fresh start".
Nice work anon, this should be his blurb on wiki.
He will never change nor grow, All he's doing is trying to hide from lawsuits. Too bad everything is archived.
He's done this before over and over again. Don't be disappointed when he does the same bullshit yet again.
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>Youtube specifically does not allow monetary gain on re-uploads so he's doing it for no reason really.
Are we sure about that? Im not really all that savvy about how YouTube works when it comes to reuploading your own old videos, but I turned off my adblocker and checked on those three channels. Two of his most recent uploads (one on Onision Speaks and the other onUhohbro) had ads.
A farmer who has a monetized channel or knows the inner workings of Adsense could give us the low down it would be appreciated. I cant see him doing anything unless its doing something for him, monetary or otherwise.
Great work, anon, I love it!
On second thought, his tiny olive needs to be peenier. kek
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Anyone else find this suspicious?
Just a little over 2K subs each day.
It reminds me of something I read in one of Dashas threads. Dasha had told someone the way she increased her followers was by using a program or bot system that required you to log on each day and it would give you a set amount of followers for that day. Im sure Greg has bought into a scam for buying subs on YT and it uses the same play book as the one Dasha mentioned for IG.
Hasnt he done this in real life? Like with his real legal last name? He was born Gregory James, then changed his last name to Daniel, and now hes Avaroe. This reminds me of a person who fucks up their life so badly they move to another city/state to start over. Then they fuck up all over again and move again.
I think Greg realized how much baggage the Onision name has. His name is literally used as an insult now. Just Google "like the onision of" and people use it to slam someone whos acting like a douchebag or has no talent. And lets not mention that most of the results you get when you google "Onison" have something to do with pedophile… that cant look good.
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You're right I fucked that up.
Gregory James Daniel/ Jackson / Avaroe
If he goes past 30k we know he's big time bullshitting because that's his average views on a really good day. That's how many people can be bothered with him at most. 2k a day is ridiculous, he WISHES.>>565971
I hope Jeffree annihilates him for joking about Jeffree's childhood sexual abuse.
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He couldn't even last two fucking days after his promise to not upload new videos to his old main three channels. And that shit eating grin he has at the end of the video makes me want to punch him in the teeth.https://streamable.com/qn9tk
Are you serious?! What a pleb! How obvious is he, going after Jeffree after Shane did amazing work with him. Greg is the male Dasha.
Greg calls his wife faggot all the time?!>>565984
The traffic sent Greg's was would be carnage and destroy Greg, especially after Jeffree has revealed his inner secrets, the internet is protective of him atm. I say Jeffree should rip Greg a new one publicly, Greg will never bounce back. Look at what's happened to Laura Lee in just one week.
And he'd finally run out of money to buy subscribers. It's lose-lose for Grinch if Jeffree or Shane come forward about how they've been harrassed by him. His channels might gain popularity for a week or so following the chaos, but most of YouTube already knows that King Cringe turns everything he touches into shit, and he'd go back to being a nobody. All the attention he'd get would reflect poorly on him. If Jeffree or Shane ignore him completely or decide to deal with matters privately, Greg knows he's too irrelevant to tangle with them. Their stans would likely take over on their behalf and destroy what's left of Greg's YouTube infamy.
I hope Gurg keeps running his mouth. One day, he's going to piss off the wrong person, and I hope that ends up being Jeffree or his fanbase.
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So that's undeniable proof that Sarah is still in the Swamp Trailer.
I thought when the new student college orientation started she would have went back home.
Enjoy your new life of servitude Sarah. Being the cook and maid for the Onions, the babysitter and nanny for Trot and Clot. A punching bag for Greg, and tissue for Lainey, plus the occasional fucktoy for the both of them when they get the itch.
Haha. Brutal. I wish I could buy you a cuppa for that one.
Evonision. Starts with an E. Evo denoting evolution. That's gonna be the new channel name.
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(One Last Thing Mirror)
After making a joke about Jeffee being molested, you think people are gonna believe that he sexually harassed you? I hope J* sues.
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Said molestation joke.
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a drama channel made a video about this situation and usually i don’t see drama channel even mention onion boy only like one or two
People should rather ignore him. He's so desperate that even negative attention is good for him. It's his narcissism. He needs to feel relevant by involving himself in the whole beauty guru drama even if it ends his career finally. In his eyes it's such a chance to get his name out now that everybody is talking about Jeffree. I can already imagine him being on Twitter all night watching how many people mention him. The desperation is on a hardcore mentally ill level. No sane person would risk being sued by multimillionaires this way, also with the whole harrassment of Shane which is obvious stalking and slander for everyone except him. It's like he doesn't even realize that a lawsuit could actually happen.
I hope Jeffree doesn't mention his name publicly and just sues his ass so that he's financially ruined.
Okay, People have been saying to ignore him for years, And yet he has escalated his abuse and slander regardless.
Youtubers ignoring him has done nothing but let him fester on these platforms and still gives him a means of having some sort of reach.
If they really put a big spotlight on him and his behavior he would have been deplatformed long ago.
He doesn't deserve a second chance, Nor does he deserve to go out quietly.
He 100% deserves to be put in his place and humiliated for the abusive predatory slanderous rotten cunt that he is.
He deserves the same damn treatment he's given to so many others but on a massive scale.
Fuck ignoring him, Its only enabled him.
>>I hope Jeffree doesn't mention his name publicly and just sues his ass so that he's financially ruined.
I 100% agree with this. I actually feel a a bit sorry for Gurg, more so than Lamey, and no, it's not because I support him. I just think he really is trapped inside his personality disorder.
Lame is just a garden variety fuckwit who tried to compensate for her utter lack of charisma by attaching herself to a Youtube personality. She knows what he is an she is capable of thinking clearly, but is too lazy, passive and selfish to think about better ways to move forward for herself and her children. And when he crashes her family will be there to catch her. For the sake of the kids, that's great, but I have no pity for the bitch.
Gurg tho…I don't see a way out for him. His whole personality is a Cluster B program that's gonna run regardless. The way he switched his sights from Cyr, to Pewdiepie, to Shane, to Jeffree…it's all so obvious what he's doing, and it's really quite sad that he can't see how it looks. It's almost like he's daring someone to lower the boom on him, and J*'s the guy to do that. Unlike Shane, he's not gonna worry that he has any responsibility to Gurg's fam …and he doesn't, so…let's go. This cockroach has scurried around long enough.
Jeffree has stated before that he hates when people say things like 'you must be gay because you didn't have a father figure growing up' so I can imagine he won't like being joked about in a sexual manner.
Like Greg was basically saying that Jeffree is Jeffree because he was molested as a child. I mean yes, some people turn out hypersexual from those experiences, but I don't think that's Jeffree's case.
Also, he's so stupid for fabricating this now. If he wasn't 'easily intimidated' like he claims, he'd realise it was a fucking joke and not care, he's probably a fucking closet case and that's why he can't let go of a gay guy making some stupid sexual joke.
"Wheres MY fucking make up collection!!" >>566131
If this was a guy doing this he'd be rightfully called out for the vulturous creep that "he" is.
What a creepy cunt. Why not just make a replying to my fans video?
Why does she always insist on dating videos? Like I get that people ask you everyday, but seriously does that mean you need to feature them in your video? It's creepy and unnecessary and honestly the most transparent grooming tactic. Go on a fucking dating website after divorcing your husband, stop choosing from your fanbase, it's creepy and unnecessary.
Right? Creepy as fuck.
I feel bad if any of these people are legitimate, imagine hoping that someone as boring and unattractive as Lainey would validate you. And when she says to the one girl that she "needs a kiss"…. ew. no. spare yourself the herpes, girl!
Also who is this "Jake" guy she claims she almost dated? Wonder how Gruggly would feel about a guy sending GSW shirtless snaps?
No. He 100% deserves to for his career to die a sloooooow death from irrelevance.
His fame died long ago. He is now living for infamy.
A real celebrity suing him may hurt his wallet, but it'll skyrocket his ego.
Shane is smart for not taking the bait. Idubbbz is smart for never making a content cop about him despite all the requests. Jefree will be smart too, he won't react.
Ignoring him doesn't do shit though. Like the other anon said, he finds any little detail he can to drag people, sometimes people he has only had one interaction with.
I don't think it would make his ego sky rocket. He HATES being told he is doing wrong. And if proven in a court of law, he would be classified as a criminal. He's black and white as fuck about everything; eg- 'I didn't get reported on twitter therefore the things I'm saying are fine/true'
If he was actually sued, it means the law disagrees with him and for good old military cop honest greg, this would actually be a giant blow to his ego.
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Didnt Troy end up with cavities in all his teeth and had to have most of them pulled?
She needs to learn dental hygiene and start brushing all her teeth, not just the 2 front ones. As you follow the row of teeth back they get yellow and disgusting.
Doesn't do shit?!
He's desperate right now! He's got like 20 real fans and spends his $ on fake subs, he's flailing left and right at every big Youtuber trying to evoke ANY reaction, he's at his umpteenth attempt at starting a new channel, and his biggest audience is the people who laugh at him on a fringe imageboard.
THIS is his undoing. It's been happening for a while, it's slow, but it's glorious, as he gets ever more desperate and unhinged.
He's hoping for a lawsuit as in his mind that would give him legitimacy. In reality, it will only hurt his children's future.
This. He always makes snaps and tweets shading people when they come for him or if he's caught up in drama with ex friends. If he found out someone thought he made them uncomfortable sexually, he wouldn't let that shot go.
Accusing someone of being a predator or rape or anything like sexual harassment in this day and age is serious. It ruins people's careers. And Greg doesn't have the following that Jeffree does, but certainly enough to cause slander.
He's already done.
If LC & KF didn't talk about him right now, only a dozen of his patrons would, nobody else pays attention.
He had someone start rumours about Taylor being pregnant again. He's even afraid of losing US.
Let that sink in.
There's no way that he's hoping for a lawsuit cause he can't afford one. Hell, he's already pissy because the IRS is taking money from him and was mad that he had to pay alimony. He always
gets upset when someone else is taking money from him by law. If Jeffree sues him, he's going to go into full blown narc rage mixed with a breakdown and it's going to be beautiful.
On top of that, it might give other youtubers courage to go after him legally. He'd be completely done for and it would be his own fault.>>566158
This. Grease doesn't think long-term so he doesn't think about how this is really going to hurt him.
Threads are always being infiltrated with onion fans hoping to prove themselves to grugly.
Well I for one hope Jeffree attacks him full force. Ignoring him doesn't work, he needs his pants pulled down and arse publicly spanked. He'd get traffic for 2 weeks tops, but all haters going in on him and Lainey. Greg would sperg out, marital discord would ensue.
It would be beautiful.
Jeffree is untouchable right now.
Personally I think that it would be better if he got the ego boost, it'll make it even more devastating to him when suddenly no one cares and he has no money. And he'd lose some of his super fans too cause they stand Jeffree even more than him
Also, to those feeling bad for him for his potential disorder, don't. I know people with ASPD and NPD, they have issues with empathy and emotions, but if they're good people then they try and work through that. There are issues yes, but it's not done out of malice. Greg has only ever done things for himself and hurting those around him. At one point he claimed he thought he had BPD, yet despite that he never sought help. I doubt he would have even if Adrienne had decided to take him back again. Is their disorder really sad? Yeah, it's lonely and isolating and the flip flop emotions are terrifying to them and horrible to live through, but Greg does all this to his victims as well. And for all we know, he doesn't even have it. Remember that despite the name, personality disorders don't entirely dictate who a person is, it can explain some behaviours, but it doesn't excuse it. And again, people can chose to get help and still try to be good friends
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when's the baby due, onion?
I think he just gave up, hes so chubby now. Love that he cropped the photo just above his mushroom. Did he run out of his special stuffing socks that day?
One thing Id like to bring up that Ive noticed in the past few months is that he always seem to have broken skin, scratches, and something similar to road rash on his body when he does light yard work. Its like pushing threw a bush, or tiny tree limbs causes his skin to rip all to fuck. I wonder if along with his incurable facial skin disease, he has a mild case of "Butterfly Skin Disease" Epidermolysis Bullosa, where your skin tears with the lightest bit of friction.
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What the absolute fuck is on her neck? I know in the past she claimed things on her neck were hickeys but that is much, much more than a hickey.
If it weren't for the deluded notion reeking off of this post that you were destined for greater things than a ten-year sperg out on YouTube to only fade into total obscurity, I would've just assumed this was a troll. Life doesn't just roll out random never ending bullshit like the scandals you have found yourself in; you willing put yourself there, naively thinking you were ever going to use your manipulations to work the situations in your favor. Unless you seek to change THAT problem you will never change as a person and be stuck in the same cyclical loop of problems you have been in for what seems like the majority of your life since even childhood.
You used people as objects to gratify yourself esteem, sexual appetite, and to grow your audience for years. Denying them even the most basic of autonomy apart from this plastic bullshit farce of relationships in the past, and the now sham of a marriage you put forth in your videos. You willing tore these people apart because you willing thought you could never be the problem and you want to sit there and blame YouTube? No. It's been you the entire time. It's pathetic to see a man in his thirties still act like a petulant teenager blaming the entire world for the problems he causes for himself.
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Eww anon, this desperatly needs a spoiler!
How can he look like this and think he's in the position to judge other people's looks?
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holy shit that's… next-level. what could those little circles be? has lainey been getting the chain treatment while greg and sarah play house?
They have really rough sex, whatever. The disgusting thing is this shameless cumbucket doesn't hide these marks from her fans who are all young and impressionable. Not to mention her children see these marks. Deplorable.
She's specifically angled herself so the camera has a clear view too. Vomit.
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>>566131>WHO WILL MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND BE
Who WOULDN'T want to be the girlfriend of such an attractive, married woman with two children?
… Her compliments to other girls are super duper hetero? Like I just don’t FEEL any passion or attraction coming from Lainey when it came to those pictures. I never ever met a bisexual or gay person calling people they like “ahmahgad so aesthetic! uwu” it’s actually more sexual or romantic in nature.
You don’t want s girlfriend, Lainey.. you just want a gal pal.
Once on her Younow some of the regulars set up a little trap for Lainey.
During a discussion about girls she would date and an early video she had made about that, someone asked her what is something she finds sexually attractive about a woman, physically, her favorite thing about a womans body. She literally sat there dumbfounded for a full 30 seconds and then went off on some rambling attempt at an answer that never really told us what she found physically attractive about women.
Now think about it. If I was to ask you what you find physically attractive about the gender/sex you are sexually attracted to, wouldnt you blurt it out within seconds, maybe it would take 5 seconds because you have so many choices in your head for your favorite body part and you need to figure out which is the top one. But would you sit there scrambling, trying to make up something so you dont look like a fraud.
Now if we were of asked what she finds physically attractive about men (Greg) Im sure she would have a long list. People know what turns them on about the human body, and be it the same sex or the opposite sex, you realize what it is from a young age once you start to enter puberty.
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I think he is in his 2nd trimester.
She says some girl should "husband me up" in this video, as opposed to "wife me up." Um. Does that mean LGH has to call her his husband now too?>>566232
This made me laugh my ass off for some reason. Since she's ~so fragile and anemic uwu~ she probably bruises pretty easily, so I guess it's not even beyond the realm of possibility. Then again, I wonder if her gay husband doesn't just stay buried in her neck while they do the do because he doesn't want to look at her face.
"Sorry guys, Sarah can't be on cam right now because she's chained in the basement with green hair, no eyebrows, and an 'I'm A Snitch' tattoo on her fucking forehead for inadvertently telling the world about dat booty doe."
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Found your answer
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pic related is basically greg then, huh
I have the strong suspicion she will love it because it makes her resemble Lainey more.
Don't question it - swamp trailer logic.
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He used to get away with this shit in his early 20s cause he semi-attractive.
He's trying the same shit at 30+ and wondering why it's not working. Hard truth: you're old and ugly as fuck now Greg. Not appealing at all to us youth.
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He's always been an ugly little hobgoblin.