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Laineybot and Gay Husband Onion - Grayscale Hentai Break Edition
Onion continues to be embarrassed by his disgusting mess of carrot hair and changes his video to black and white to hide his insecurity. In videos where he just uses color-correction, he makes his hair look piss yellow.
Onion constantly makes lengthy posts telling his haters to stop watching him, as he slowly strives to make his followers unquestioning yes men a la Sicesca.
Onion makes a video about girls he's into. Highlights include insisting he's a Dom, liking black girls, and liking homewreckers.
Sam explains in a private discord some of her stranger interactions with Onion, namely him hugging her and asking if she was wearing a thong, to insisting she sit with him on his bed right next to each other even though there was a chair in the room.
The unhappy couple post a vid titled "Is My Marriage Happy", where Lainey's result is she's unhappy in the marriage and Greg's result is he's happy. Grug constantly interrupts Lainey to talk about himself. Gurg also believes "fapping is so emotional cheating".
Anons speculated about a correlation between the cold sores on Lainey's and Gurgle's mouths to herpes.
Anons speculated about the true value of Lainey's rings, as her first ring was sold to a fan for $700. Meanwhile, Lainey bought 2 silicone wedding rings as replacements.
Onion released a video making fun of his patron's tastes in music and includes a handful of Lolicon and Futanari Hentai from his personal stash for comedy, dubbing it a "Hentai Break". He also includes a Hentai Break in a video where he announces moving his Coterie from Onision.xyz to another exclusive forum.
Onion changed his Twitter profile to an older pic of him with his dark hair where he thinks he looks kawaii, despite announcing numerous times his departure from Twitter.
The unhappy couple dye their hair again out of shame. This time, Gurg's hair looks dust bunny gray and Lainey's is mess of a mop that she pretends is "rose gold". Gurg also trimmed his hair using kid's scissors and a shaving razor.
Onion makes yet another video about how unfair YouTube is to his dying channel. He changes his Twitch handle from "onisiongames" to "onision" after getting verified on Twitch. His twitch only gets an average of 9 viewers luckily.
Onion makes another video about an incident years ago where a doctor diagnosed him with a UTI and he railed on her for diagnosing him with a "cheater's disease".
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responding to a post from last thread, but…>>500307
Yup, he would have applied and added his YouTube url to the application. I'm pretty sure that's the only reason they verified him as a partner. If that's not the reason then hell, maybe I should apply if it's that easy. I wonder how long he'll last. I mean he got verified after laughing and joking about suicide + all of the other horrible shit he says, so I wonder if he'll get banned on Twitch unlike on Patreon and YouTube.
This is a masterpiece. Somehow in censoring out the naughty bits it's become even more horrifying.
I cannot unsee that greasy mini-onion where his boy parts should be.
Bravo, OP. This is nightmare fuel and probably straight out of Lainey's gay husband's fantasies.
I imagine that's the reason, figuring someone with a large sub count like he does actually has fans or gets views. When not even a quarter of his subs are watching his videos.
Can the partnership be revoked if there's no growth?
but I forgot to add that it legit pissed me off that he didn't even acknowledge that they subbed, not a thank you, Just nothing.
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Gurg is continuing to reupload old content on his Onision channel.
I noticed this little gem in the most recent one. Explains his obsession with dick size.
That's not even a vienna sausage, anon. How sad of a man he is that he has to belittle people including his wife and harass as well as make fun of women all because his dick is smaller than a vienna sausage.
He's 100% overcompensating hahahaha
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Someone correct me if I'm wrong but is this a new house? Screencaps from 'Chibi finds adult magazines' (Too hot for youtube) uploaded March 29th to his Patreon.
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>>500446Sorry for the newfag. Now I see it's the old house and at the very beginning of the video his hair wasn't bleached. I wonder what the fuck he's up to since he's just posting short or old videos. He hasn't even released the new chapter of his book. By his own admittance he spends about 30-40 mins recording and 1-4 hours editing a video. With the short ones I imagine it would take even less of his time so about an hour to an hour an a half per video? Hardest working youtuber my ass.
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Omg its li-ter-ral-LEE the size of a peanut M&M!!
Ahh, he continutes to be his own worst enemy, leaking his own…. shortcomings.
He has said a lot of racist shit on stream.
He starts talking about the dog being Chinese food around 4:02
you can tell he thinks himself so hilarious because he repeats the joke like 6 times.
"Did you guys hear it? My hilarious joke about Chinese people? DID YOU?!"
I think he’s embarrassed about his new hair and that’s part of why he’s not posting. We have had yet to see him post in color. Must be disastrous.>>500432
This. He really does all the work himself. Sit back and relax and enjoy.
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Remember that outside activities that break twitch TOS (such as harassment/slandering/racism) can be reported as well.
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His aunt Kelly «fixed» their hair, but Lainey’s husband still looks awful. Oh - and he tried to trim his own bangs.
so…he should already be banned? lmao.
Yeah i heard keemstar lost partnership in the past because of the videos he made on youtube, so im surprised onion even has partnership. It must be because he is such a small channel, that they don't even notice or care.>>500482
his hair is a mess. It's very dark in some parts, and then has random patches of ugly blonde. Are they hoping brad mondo (the hairdresser dude who reacts to hair fail videos) notices them or something
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>>500502>Who is giving this man the tools to self-destruct?
kek I lol'd
the most insane part is the ending of the video when they both actually genuinely think their hair looks good and that it's "fixed" now
So Lameo's husbando finally partially shaved Lameo's head kek. Hopefully it won't take long for him to shave it all off.
As sad as it is, he probably won't shave off his own disgusting hair.
I legitimately wouldn't be surprised if they just haven't heard of microdick boy at this point.
He hasn't been "big" since the 2000's.
I legitimately didn't know who the fuck he was until I started reading these threads during the Billie saga. And even then I only have a vague recollection of the banana thing from like….12 years ago or whenever he put it out and never watched any thing else.
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Well he's back on Twitter…
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Greg, is that you?
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Onion… is that you? I’m sorry, bad joke.>>500544
If that was the actual reason he’d make it private. He’s such an idiot and we all knew he wouldn’t stay off Twitter for long. His “Patreon tweets” will turn into him passive aggressively subtweeting various people and started those dumbass polls again.
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But guys, what if him being cool and tweeting about a 'private VIP club' with his vomit enducing 2008 emo-beiber photo actually brings in more patrons? Its like… free advertising. I mean i can't access the photo album (is patreon), but he spent his whole morning putting together photos of himself, like that's quality right there mmmkay?
Nice mullet. How's your achy breaky heart doing? His hair seriously looks like a street dog's before they're taken in and given a bath and groomed. Plain's balding isn't cute either. >>500548>>500547
Well we're all thinking it.
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thats what i thought too, he's kissing her herpes and acne lmao
also he really has a money mouth going, due to the effort hes taking to not touch her lips
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It's been implied by his previous sexual partners and subsequently a long running joke that he has massive testicles relative to his very underdeveloped penis.
I really think he's wearing a packer/fake dick in his videos where it looks larger. He has a pair of fake silicone tits so I wouldn't put it past him to keep a big fake limp dick around with his "costumes".
Some random troll in Lainey’s discord. >>500547
Literally came here to post this.
just got home and saw the YT headquarters shooting "special report" and immediately thought of Greg. Even when they said "the shooter was a woman" I thought>maybe they just thought Greg was an ugly woman, he is butch lesbian looking
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YouTube shooter turns out to be GlitterForever17(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
The gender being female just made me picture him like >>500560
. Gay husband is a master of disguises, concealing the identity.
Probably because half the comments on his idiotic polls and posts on his YouTube "community" section are people who aren't subscribed to his channels and are pissed off about getting notifications from a washed up cretin.
That, and he's in full desperation mode to entice people to his patreon because YouTube is clearly tired of his shit.
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DURR, I'M SO EDGY, I'M SO SHOOTER
Remember this gem about stalkers who snap?? https://hooktube.com/Nj6u3LzeEpE
We all thought of Greg 1st because he outwardly crafted this angsty isolated sociopathic personality, or at least, he tried to.
Now we just see somebody who is angry about his tiny tiny penis resting on an oversized beanbag.
It's like God decides to play a gentic joke on Greg, he gave him a huge bobblehead noggin, because it would look 100x funnier against that shrimpy dink.
Now that he's back on twitter he can use the situation to feel superior over others when people express their feelings and prayers towards the victims cause he was able to google 3 random babies dying in India and those lives matter too and no one talks about them, hypocrites!!1
Depending on the circumstances of the shooting he will also try to make it fit with his agenda of youtube KILLING channels/lives/especially HIS LIFE followed by another mention of when he put a gun to his head.
Female shooter and 8 casualties.
Could have been so very very much worse.
OT I know but it's a tragedy.
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>I don't hate him
Says he never made moves on her, but she thought about them being a thing cause of other peoples comments or whatever the fuck
Kind of boring, but here it is for archive purposes?https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=wbURyafpPUg
she's intentionally vague-baiting for attention
remember last year when she alluded that she had some huge bomb that she was going to drop on onion and destroy him but never did?
She was "alluding" to a huge bomb that she would drop about Tobuscus during that time he was handing with Laineys gay husband.
She clarified a day or two later.
I guess she was afraid the two of them were going to gang up on her
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So after all the energy he's spent crying about YouTube and desperately trying to lure people to his patreon, he's managed to lose even more donors and his income keeps dwindling.
Since their finances are separate, he must be panicking at the thought of having to ask Lainey for a Botox allowance next month.
I wonder how soon he'll change his tune on the evils of Alimony.
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It’s a straight up mullet!
Good job loser.
Lame’s husband’s real good at stuff topkek
Agreed, anon. This is all promo for his Patreon, which would be fine if he weren't blatantly lying about his main intentions to avoid appearing like a desperate beggar and portray himself as someone who's thinking about the interests of his fans. And it's a way for him to weasel his way back into regular Twitter use/rants. It just goes against logic of which Lame's husband is such a fan.
1) Why would he care about spamming his patrons with updates and perks that they're paying for? Isn't that the point? Is he just going to update his twitter about his Patreon and not the actual Patreon itself? Is he going to double post, which defeats the new purpose of his twitter, according to him? Are patrons expected to follow him on Twitter? What if they don't have one and don't want one? Are they obligated to make one in order to receive information about what they've paid for?
2) On the patrons with or without Twitter note, the majority of his twitter followers (300,000+) aren't patrons, and it's likely that not all his patrons even have Twitter, which goes against the reasons he's back on Twitter and converting it to "Updates for Onision patrons." It'd be more accurate and honest to say, "Updates for anyone about updates for Onision patrons." If all his patrons have Twitter, as unlikely as that is, he's just spamming them on an entirely different and unrelated platform, along with hundreds of thousands of others. Is it really any more considerate towards your patrons to pollute their feed or spam them with updates about activities on an unrelated platform? Who checks Twitter for updates on Patreon? Wouldn't they just visit Patreon if they're a patron? If it's for your patrons, why is it public to view? Why not have a separate Twitter account for your patrons? You can update your patrons about the Twitter account on, you guessed it, Patreon.
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wow Mr. "I work hard every single day to post new content" just uploaded an 8+ year old video with Skye… He's been re-uploading a lot lately, getting even more lazy eh?
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sorry for nitpicking but at 0:34 she shows the nail polish remover and comments on how great it is because she didn't have one and just scratched her nail polish off
is this bitch for real? she's willing to spend 140 bucks on an eyeshadow palette she barely even uses but she doesn't even have the nerve to get a nail polish remover
$140 on eyeshadow??? She can't even blend one eyeshadow color correctly.
And she's probably exaggerating about the nail polish remover. I remember she did a nail art attempt on her beautybot channel, which to no surprise was a complete failure because she did not try or watch any tutorials to understand how to do simple nail art. Anyway, her fingers were covered in nail polish so it's safe to assume she has nail polish remover, she just likes to act like she doesn't until the sponsor came through. It's like the highlighter thing. I feel like when people give her things or she gets gifted things through sponsors and fans, she's all "omfgggg thank you!!!! I didn't have this before but I rlly needed it!!!"
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The girl was an angry youtuber called Nasim Wonder1.
She was against eating meat, slaughterhouses, and was an outspoken vegan. A vegan. Dun dun dun!
Coincidence to our angry lazy vegetarian onion??
Fyi, youtube has already scrubbed all, ALL her videos from youtube, and rightly so.
Which means… that if onion gets popped for something real bad (cough grooming 15 year olds), all his youtube videos will be removed from the public eye. yay
Samfag, apparently she was also really angry and upset AT youtube the company itself.
Just like rotten onions.
Seriously surprised it wasn't gronk
From a NYpost article
-In another video, posted by NBC reporter Vicky Nguyen, Aghdam complains about being “discriminated and filtered on YouTube.”
Some one better tell Laineys gay husband that if he continues to make videos about how Youtube is against him then the higher ups at YT make take that as a threat.
I know that Im going to be going through each and every video I can find in on all his 8 channels and flag each one that talks about how YouTube is trying to ruin him.
I hope no one contacts the FBI about this and direct links to each and ever video of him raging against YouTube and fearful he may attempt to hurt someone at YT headquarters.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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Lainey literally chewing
off her nail polish in a livestream. How her viewers can somach watching her pick at herself for hours is beyond me.
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Mere seconds before stuffing her fingers in her mouth, she was wiping her nose with them like the true beauty guru she is.
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>>500760>Im going to be going through each and every video I can find in on all his 8 channels and flag each one that talks about how YouTube is trying to ruin him.
I think many of his videos could fall under "repulsive content" but out of curiosity, how would you flag the ones with his angry tirades about how he's being targeted by YouTube? I was tempted to report that one where he intentionally mistagged it and filled the video with "family friendly" words to try and outsmart YT but none of the options really fit.
Btw, I didn't actually report this one, I just screencapped the option page that came up after hitting the flag.
>>500782>I’d honestly like to know what they could possibly have that’s worth paying them every month
im only interested in his train wreck "novel". if we didnt leak it, itd be exclusive.
but he just shits on anyone who gives him money and dares give feedback so….
So Lainey’s gay husband posted ANOTHER DDLG quote video. Not going to link it because it’s fucking repetitive, but I am going to link this video as a reminder that this dumbass is such a fucking liar.https://m.hooktube.com/watch?v=DFvqGifGPc4&feature=youtu.be
A video from months ago when Lainey and her husband reacted to their first Boyfriend/Girlfriend tag where they talked about their daddy kink and how Lainey’s husband said AND I QUOTE “I do not miss that time period PRE-daddy kink.” Seeing how Lainey acted so shy and weird around him in the beginning, it was probably tough for her to even start that shit and it’s probably killing her hearing him insult it now.
Speculation/tinfoil but the Onions probably aren’t having sex everyday like they claim they use to because of Lainey’s husband’s obsession with dissing the daddy kink. That was probably the number one thing they had in common and the only thing they did together and well he’s such an “honest” YouTuber he’s probably not doing that shit with her now and since their not doing that, sex is boring so Onion would rather wack off to hentai. Because he used to constantly tell people how they had sex every day and fucked a lot” but lately they’ve both been making comments about how they don’t as often anymore.
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Random but I think this is what’s wrong with Lainey. (And quite possibly affecting her kids, who knows.) They don’t take vitamins and unless they’re specifically finding foods fortified with B12, it might cause some long term damage.(armchair)
They're not a vegan household anon, only vegetarian, I know grunk eats eggs every day (and chickens are fortified with B12 feed which gets passed down).
Pretty sure in a house video there were vitamin bottles for the kids/Lainey. And most nut/soy milks are fortified now a days with B12 etc. It's possible they're B12 deficient, but not that likely unless she is heavily restricting calories.
I was mainly going off how she says how she feels but you’re right. They don’t eat a ton of raw food. This might be why she struggled with being vegan though. The specific article I was linking was talking about babies that are only consuming milk from a vegan mother who isn’t supplementing enough. I wouldn’t be surprised though. She was miserable most of the winter and I think she was trying to be a “true vegan” thanks to Greg’s insistence for a while there. She does eat fish apparently so maybe she’s fine.
Go to fucking doctor, Plainey.
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Look at Nasims beet red face compared to her porcelain white neck color!! Omg
I'm guessing she released this video around the start of the adpocalypse.
She does say the same things that greg has said.
Only difference was greasy made like 40 videos about how terrible and awful youtube is, and this chick made like 2 max.
Onision is more hate filled and virulently angry and controlling, but in reality, Onision is too much of a pussy to do anything about it.
Hes sooo edgy, "mom, you can't eat fish, you're a terrible person, you are worse than Hitler! Now, drop me off here, i need to look scary matrixy cool. Mom. MOM! STOP! DON'T DROP ME OFF IN FRONT OF SCHOOL, AW CRAP! UUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!"
That is the edgiest that greg has ever been. Channelling his heros eric harris and dylan klebold in Mom's minivan at 15 onion years.
Now he sits in front of a computer for 18 hours a day, ass spreading, mouth breathing, yelling and complaning about all the stupid wrong people, while hiding behind his computer screen because he is a huge pussy that will never actually do anything about it in the real world.
Remember when Onision called for a youtube prostest and wanted people to go physically to youtube headquarters and fight on his behalf?
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Chapter of Reaper's Creek - Chapter 10https://imgur.com/a/JoDyl
He probably wore it to come off as "edgy" for not doing drugs.
I don't either, but I'm also not an edgy faggot who wears a leather trench.
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Maybe it's because he can't get anyone (except for his hardcore fans) to collaborate with him. Uploading old videos might fool new viewers into thinking that he has a lot of reach and … friends.
Eh, could also be that he asked on Patreon whether they want those vids reuploaded, and the sheeple they are, they would never disagree with him or go against his opinion (remember the patreons who were afraid of saying something "wrong" because Gurg would yell at them and be super mad?).
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Seriously what the hell is wrong with his fans
He couldn’t resist the sweet, sweet temptation of returning to Twitter.
I’d love to see if he could tell us where “Kunduz province” even is on a map. I couldn’t do it, but I’m not going to virtue signal my way through life about things I never talk about otherwise either.
It’s so transparent, that his bitterness about not being popular anymore makes him angry. >>500932
I love watching her Patreons/fans grumble about having to watch him. They’re always vocal about it and Complainey says “You can be my fan and not his, it’s okay! Our content is TOTALLY DIFFERENT.” But then includes him in every video like the codependent doormat she is. He loves it because he can still hang on to the idea hat he’s “famous”. He doesn’t care if they literally hate him.
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So he just uploaded a video trying to shame other YouTubers for their inadequate Patreon perks. He made sure to talk his and Lainey's up while shitting all over Jaclyn and Social Repose.
Apparently he never learned the lesson that most of us did in Jr. High: putting other people down does not make you look better, it just makes you appear jealous, bitter and butthurt. The comment section is delightful, only a few of his most retarded diehard fans were impressed by this nonsense.
Wtf happened to her lip? She has a busted lip. That’s literally what a lip looks like when you’ve busted it somehow and it swells up. Lainey doesn’t do anything that could cause her to get a busted lip unless one of her kids hit her in the face.>>501040
When did she say she got that from her dad?
Isn't the purpose of Patreon to thank people for their support in the ways within your means? It's none of his business what people feel comfortable doing. He's such a massive cock for someone with a baby dick.>>501045
Maybe she was on a picking spree of her herps.
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Lol I know this is a day old, but I’m not even entirely sure what I’m looking at. He’s literally built like a chubby Greek statue. Tiny pecker and all.
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She's continually picking at her face, I don't know how her viewers can stand it.
In this video she kept digging in her eye, when she wasn't putting foundation directly over yesterday's caked eye makeup with her grubby fingers and dirty brushes.
Even her mirror was smeared in filth. I'm surprised she doesn't have more breakouts tbh.
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Sorry to post this again, had to turn off my Twilight app so the screenshot wasn't tinted red.
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Random tinfoil of which I am 98% certain is credible: rewatching Lainey's house tour video and noticed what looks like a Nioxin bottle among Greg's products (lainey's are kept separate on the ground).
For those unfamiliar with Nioxin it's a product line specifically designed for people with thinning hair/hair fall.
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i don't know how her beauty vids get so many views because her makeup is no better than foreverkailyn. kailyn had a bad habit of swatching new shadows with her fingers and pressing down so hard she left dents in brand new packages. she never washed her brushes and caked her makeup on like a clown like lainey too. i know she's going for a cute alt girl style like billie's but she just looks like a soccer mom trying to follow youtube trends. >>501061
gay husband uses head and shoulders formulated for women? because that's definitely a woman on the bottle.
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I predict the future.
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Lame's new video
MY PALETTE COLLECTIONhttps://hooktube.com/watch?v=MovdpkyXkyk
Tokidoki Eyeshadow Palette- 14.90
Tarte Clay Play Palette- 46.00
Ish Lip Statement Palette - 42.00 (Sponsorship)
BH Cosmetics SuperNova Palette - 15.99 (gift from a patreon)
Morphe 35F Palette - 23.00
Too Faced Chocolate Bar Palette - 49.00
Colourpop Golden State Of Mind Palette - 26.00 (gift from a patreon)
Urban Decay Moondust Eyeshadow Palette - 49.00 (gift from her father)
Kat Von D Sinner Saint Palette - 62.00 (gift from her father)
BH Cosmetics Galaxy Chic Palette - 15.99
Urban Decay Afterglow Highlighter Palette - 34.00 (gift from a friend)
Swamp Queen Palette - 45.00 (gift from a patreon)
My Little Pony: The Movie Collection Eyeshadow Palette - 29.00
Younique Moodstruck Addiction Palette - 49.00
Too Faced Boudoir Eyes Palette - 36.00
Kat Von D Alchemist Palette - 32.00
Gudetama Eyeshadow Palettes (#01 Red Velvet) and (#02 Tiramisu) - 12.00 each (gift from a patreon)
Total — 592.88
18 expensive palettes and she still doesn’t know how to do eyeshadow. Amazing.
I think this might be considered somewhat nitpicking, but I genuinely don’t understand why she’s not decent at makeup. Even if you don’t have that much time, it doesn’t take long to skim tutorials for your eye shape and practice the technique a couple times until you get it right. I think she’s in denial of her eye shape or something, judging by the way her wings and eyeshadow’s shaped.
Sorry for nitpick, but honestly at this point how do you have $500 worth of eyeshadow, and choose to be a beauty youtuber and still put 0 effort into getting better at the one thing you do in place of a real job.
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Im totally ignorant when it comes to all this make up stuff. So I googled that name (like I do when anything that I dont know pops up -which is often) and this picture came up.
Now I understand whos skin Footface is trying to wear. Shes like a serial killer who has no human emotions or personality and has to mimic those around her so that no one will suspect she wants to kill and eat them.
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As expected, Lainey's dumb, gay husband made a video about the recent shooting, it's a patron "exclusive". Take your guesses as to what he's bitching about.
fuck off, listing how much money she has in shit she doesnt use is viable>>501122
i always knew greg was a faggot
It was months ago. She said it in stream and probably in a video. Maybe even the one linked. Can’t be fucked to suffer though a Plainey video to prove it though. >>501135
Hopefully a good anon will reupload for us.>>501065
Do you only come on LC to sperg? Lainey uses it to “lighten” her fucked dye jobs. She drones about it for hours on YouNow and made a video about it to. I’m sorry but the spoon feeding here is getting unreal.
the fuck are you even talking about? i know onion milk has been slow these past weeks but are people seriously arguing about a fucking shampoo bottle.
reminder greg fucks teenagers.
She is on a whole new level of laziness. I also think she has no eye for it, she doesn't see how bad her make up looks turn out compared to other youtuber's looks. What I don't understand is why she chose to be a beauty youtuber since she doesn't even enjoy make up and that's the main products she will get for free… wouldn't you make sure to start a channel you get something out of that you really want to have? On the other hand what does she even like? She has no hobbies or interests at all. How do you even live like that.>>501122
She clearly doesn't watch his make up tutorials tho. I agree this is scary. Lame needs fucking therapy.
Laundry only started doing Beautybot after Billie was known for make up skills and Onion sperging about B spending her 10k Onion payment on makeup.
I guess she's going to copy James Charles now. Too bad she is not a sister. mouthpop
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To be honest it was a little amusing to see him so impressed with himself. He did it the hardest way possible, almost destroy his camera, hit is truck with it, and damage his house. In the end he used his truck to drag it out of his drive way and into his yard, and it most likely lives there now.
The way she swatches those 140$ pigments triggers
me so hard. SHE'S CONTAMINATING ALL THE GLITTER SHADES :'(
>>501239>"these assholes who are straight out of college, are making decisions as to what happens to your future"
he really has no clue about the working world does he. Also calling the people who just experienced something horrifically violent 'assholes' just shows the kind of mindset he has.
>"creative people are just mental"
pretty sure not every youtuber would like to be lumped in with a suicidal shooter. In fact I'm pretty sure most youtubers are horrified by what happened to YouTube HQ. Has Greg ever asked himself what he'd even be doing if youtube didn't exist as a platform? Once again, showing his entitled ass.
I hope that Taylor (or Greg) don't decide to dive and use their phones while their driving, since we all know that Taylor has a habit of doing that. Apparently Washington is cracking down on it until the 14th for a distracted driver initiative for April. (details: https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/transportation/cant-put-that-phone-down-while-driving-a-new-statewide-patrol-is-after-you/
) I hope that this is insentive, but I doubt that either of them will really care all that much
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He looks more like a gargoyle kek caveman brow included
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Some more of the ol' greasy dribble.
He's not shocking, he's not controversial, he's not dramatic
He's a bore. A pedantic bore.
It's the same thing from him over and over again. You come to expect it.
Thing is, if it's what you'd expect, its not exciting anymore. Its dull and boring. Its not edgy or new, or even a fresh take on things.
You'd think that Greg would at least apply the same reasonings he uses when he looks for other girls who are not dull, boring lainey, to his youtube topics.
He's killing his own channel with his boring old shtick and i love it.
UNCENSORED VERSION Don't Try This Ever!
>>501239>"YouTube would flag this video as mature and nobody would see it"
I guess he does realise that his fans are all underage, even if he doesn't admit it.
>"I was suicidal too! YouTube is life or death! All creative people are crazy! What else are you supposed to do when YouTube ASSHOLES take away your job?"
I honestly can't finish the video because he's unbearable but what is the point of this? It just looks like he's trying to humanise the shooter and justify what she/he did by making it out to be understandable. If his entire career/income/LIFE is dependent on YouTube, why is he calling his employers "assholes" and implying that he doesn't care about what happened to them? He hasn't had to work in the real world so he doesn't even realise how privileged
he is to even be able to say that. Tbh if I was an employee at YouTube, I'd take this video as a threat
He does say that nobody deserved to be shot but he is implying that they had it coming or that they did deserve something
The pool table looked fine before they started piling trash on it.
And why the fuck didn’t he use furniture sliders to move it or, idk, fucking take it apart and move it in pieces? Or sell it?
And WHY is Lainey not helping him move it? Did she just sit on her ass when they moved, too?
And lastly, if they’re *~sew poor guise~* why did he buy a gas guzzling truck?
I’ll never get over how stupid these two are.
he need some meat
I can see how red his face is from the thumbnail, kek. The fact that he’s struggling that bad is just sad. He should have asked his space prince to help him. Maybe she would have been able to ease his pain. That’s sick, I remember he was feeling himself when she asked him to move that baby’s kitchen set and it was light as fuck. Why would you film yourself being a weak little bitch?
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he looks like the scummy middle aged man in the gym that never actually lifts and just leers at the women trying to work out.
>>501239>“I can’t say I didn’t think this was a possibility”
Translation “I thought it would be me, but she beat me to it.”
What a fucking moron. Okay I’m done with this whole “YouTube took away my job!” Bullshit. YouTube didn’t take away his job. Working at YouTube headquarters, THATS a job. Working for YouTube to develop it and better it, THAT IS A JOB. Making videos and uploading them to YouTube is not a fucking job. Some people make a living like that and they’re lucky. But that isn’t a fucking job because there’s no guarantee you’ll continue making a living off of it. This asshole needs to get a grip on reality. YouTube didn’t hire him, they partnered him which gave him the PRIVILEGE of being able to have ads on his videos which then resulting in him getting money. YouTube does not pay him and it is not a fucking right to make money on YouTube or be partnered with them, it’s a privilegeeeee. He should be grateful they even gave him that opportunity. He gets paid from the companies that place ads on YouTube videos, not YouTube themselves. And if a company does not want their ads on a certain video, THEY have a right to remove them and YouTube has to respect that. Is this guy seriously that stupid? He’s one of those whiney little bitches always looking for someone to blame. It’s not YouTube’s fault he makes ass and offensive content that ads don’t want to support. Seriously. It’s not like they removed his channel or banned him from YouTube, they just demonetize the videos ad companies don’t want their ads on.
I all honesty, I also move pretty heavy stuff that is NEW and needs to be INTACT around by myself (on an even floor):
1) Sweep the floor very well.
2) Get large piece(s) of old cardboard.
3) Die whilst lifting whatever you want to move onto the cardboard. kek
4) Pull and try to keep the object steady so it won't slide to either side.
If it's supposed to be thrown out anyway, just unscrew whatever is possible and cart away in pieces.
Or at least google the definition of … I mean "how to move heavy objects alone".
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If you're ever wondering if a sockpuppet account is onion just look for a strange, unnecessary, and illogical overuse of commas.
So he just uploaded a video shitting on other Youtubers for their awful Patreon perks and decides that a video showing himself moving a pool table out of his house is quality material for his teenage sycophants.
"I may be a washed up, bitter old lecherous creep, but look at my BODY STRENGTH, you guys!"
>>501387>This asshole needs to get a grip on reality
Exactly. In one of his recent videos he said that the world was "rigged against Onision". He has zero perspective and no self-awareness.
This whiny priveleged bitch has been able to make a very nice living from making videos
and leeching off his generous but deluded fanbase for over a decade. He lives in a mansion for fuck's sake and spends his days playing videogames.
The minute things don't go the way he thinks they should, he assumes the world is out to get him. Then to have the absolute arrogance to think that HE shouldn't have to change, the world should adapt to him. That's not the way things work in the adult world. It's pathetic, especially when the rest of the world is struggling with very real issues.
What company in their right mind would want to place advertising on one of his videos? He bitches and moans, but hasn't made any effort to alter his content.
The people that have managed to thrive have learned to adapt. Onion's arrogance and stubbornness is going to be his final downfall.
That pool table.
Number 1, it didnt weigh that much, Onision just has a flabby weak soy body he was struggling.
He wore crocs, not laced up boots or sneakers. He didn't take removing the pool table seriously, he could have injured his ankles. Not that we care about that here. Buts its being dismissive of danger.
He only cared when it hit his truck twice.
He could have donated that pool table to the salvation army and gotten a tax write off. He could have donated that to the boys and girls club or towards at risk youth.
He could have sold it on craigslist amd gotten the buyers to remove it for free.
Greggory Jackson Daniel has no friends. He has made no friends with his neighbors either. Surely Greg has at least 1 male friend that could help him move?
No???? Just 15 year old girls are his only friends then??
Lastly, as narcissists do, Greg can not let anybody else have or use this things, it drives him mad, a loss of control on things.
So he would rather destroy the pool table than let anyone else play with it.
And that spit at the end?? You just know that he's spit on Lainey like that at the end of their "sessions".
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A true comedy genius for the ages. It's hard to fathom why his fanbase is predominantly 12 year olds.
>It's not really a comfortable thing to monetize.. This isn't about money..It's about connecting with people
Got it. That's why you put it where only your paying
fans can see it and you can offer it as a Patreon "UNCENSORED VIDEO" perk rather than actually connecting with your non-paying fans.
Also it's hard to take him seriously when he leads with "this would get demonitized so why bother putting it on YouTube" then immediately follows with "I'm not comfortable monetizing".
Such a dimwit, who actually buys this shit?
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Lainey's husband is blaming youtube for the shooting. Real classy.
This is why people joked about it being LGH in the first place.
greg only leaves the house to record, so…
i hope they both get hit with millions of tickets.
This is spot-fucking-on, Anon.
I can't even get through that video because he's such a pathetic little shitstain.
Just because you made more $$ previously doesn't mean you are entitled to it forever. No one is entitled to ad revenue, and I know he likes to stamp his tiny Crocs about the big mean algorithm but no one is entitled to views or recommendations either.
People that live in the real world understand that they could be laid off at any time or demoted to part-time, it's your responsibility to adapt to changes in your workplace and if you don't do your job well you will be replaced. No amount of crying about how "UNFAIR" it is will change those facts.
I don't know where he got this idea that YouTube is obligated to pay him the same amount of money forever. His logic is incredibly moronic. Their business model has changed, but instead of adapting with the times like other successful YouTubers he's chosen to stick his feet in the mud and further alienate himself by insisting everyone and everything else is the problem.
The most pathetic part of it all is that I don't see him being able to hold any
kind of job in a regular work environment without completely sperging out. His best option at this point might be some kind of MLM scheme where he doesn't have to work with others. He literally can't see beyond his filthy McMansion windows to understand how good he has it yet is destroying it all by being an arrogant, stubborn manchild.
Couldn't even get through the video, it was beyond boring like most others already said.
But man, I hate those tacky fucking anime posters. Everything about the Onions' taste is backwards and shitty, it's amazing people even still follow these clowns who have zero sense of aesthetics, fashion, or style. Target is "expensive clothing shopping" for them. He couldn't even be arsed to buy a few nice high fashion shirts when he had the money because his ignorance reaches an astronomical degree. He has the most basic taste in movies, TV, and video games. Hey Onion, wanna know one reason why Poodiepie got popular? He streamed games that weren't well-known and brought them a bigger audience. Good luck doing that by playing GTA. I'm gonna cut rant off here. Greg, just please never stop being tacky pseudo-intellectual white trash.
What a fucking creep. He claims to be "uncomfortable" monetizing yet tweets
about it as bait to get people to pledge to his Patreon. If he really wanted to just have an intimate conversation about this to connect with his true fans like he suggested in the video, he would've simply posted it ON his patreon.
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This turnip ruined the word 'awesome' for me with his constant overuse of it.
With Lainey's gay roommate going back to the edgy razor cut emo hair, it's like he's desperately trying to press the reset button in hopes that people will watch his garbage again.
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After watching his stupid razor haircut video I've finally figured out who his hair reminds me of. That older gay comedian/writer Bruce Vilanch.
Oh my god. He'd get a normal job, get fired after a week or less, then make a video telling everyone how stupid everyone is there and how right he was. He'd probably tell everyone he quit too.
I watched a video with Gines and Stevie a while back and Stevie mentioned how Laineys husband has thousands of dollars worth of recording equipment and how if he had an ounce of foresight he could maybe go to school for film production.
Honestly, without giving him too much credit he appears to have SOME knowledge and passion about film sets. Don't let him in the editing room though. He'd make everyone either a nice shade of tomato or 2000s emo-white.
But that'll never happen because the onion would probably shrivel out of existence if he didn't get to be in control and in front of camera.
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Here is all of the elites listed on onision.com
He has cut down contact with the majority of his old big backers and now only associates with the five of his fans that pay out the most. Going into debt for lames husband only keeps him as a friend for so long. As soon as the money dries up he's gone like a fart in the wind.
Why the fuck does her dad buy her anything? She treats him like shit, let's her husband slander him all over the internet and won't let him see his grandkids. Sorry if she were my daughter I would have nothing to do with her. He's got 2 other daughters who aren't absolute pieces of shit he can spoil instead.
Lainey deserves nothing from her family, they should disown her for the horrible shit she lets her husband say about them.
For real, he is so ignorant it hurts.
So by his logic, I could make a video with my cat and by hitting upload, my cat and I are employees of YouTube? No we are if anything freelance contractors if he wants to get technical. Creators are paid through YouTube but YouTube doesn't hire them.
Eh, don't question a parents love anon. Even if they're just trying to buy their childs love with money.
I mean, you're not wrong tho.
You responded to me (also I just want to say yes I had a retard moment when I said ad companies instead of advertisers) and exactly!!
Like he's right about the whole "you should get paid for working hard!" shit, but the thing is, that goes for people who ACTUALLY. WORK. HARD. What he doesn't understand is that just because you put a shit ton of time (hardly effort) into your videos, does not mean you are working hard and it definitely doesn't mean you will automatically get paid and have an audience. You have to be entertaining. He's not working an actual job where you get paid no matter what you do as long as you clock in. YouTube doesn't pay him, he gets ad revenue and most of his videos don't make money because they are controversial. That isn't YouTube's fault, it's his. And the reason he doesn't make money on the videos that don't get demonetized is because he's repetitive and boring as shit. This man literally whines and screeches about how he works so hard and should get paid, not even grasping the fact that he is a YouTuber. Every YouTuber's "career" is based on their fucking audience (as well as their content being family-friendly obviously). He doesn't make content for an audience to enjoy, he makes what HE wants and how HE wants and expects to get paid and only does this shit to make money. Times have changed since he started his YouTube channel, I mean eyebrows aren't even the same anymore. I just wonder when he's going to finally give up, the guy is literally scraping by and blaming everyone else for his shitty content. If I could have made half the amount of money he makes off of YouTube, I would be fucking grateful to be allowed that privilege. He's so entitled it's disgusting.
They are really cracking down on this here in Washington. My husband just got a ticket because a cop drove by and noticed that he picked up
his phone, he wasn't even fiddling with it or talking. It wasn't cheap either, it was over $100 I believe. Not complaining, he deserved it. We all know the laws and how stupid it is to fuck with your phone while driving.
If she's messing around and filming while driving there's a decent chance she'll get ticketed. Plus to do that is just so irresponsible and dangerous.
She claims to be a "role model" for young people with gender identity issues, maybe she should focus on not being irresponsible and pull her messy life together first.
I just watched another Youtuber's latest video (who just so happens to be gaining subs at the same rate as Lainey's gay husband is losing them: around 8,000/month) and even though it's just a drama channel, the approach is palpably different. He mentioned the issues with the algorithm yet took the time to talk about how incredibly blessed he is to be doing this and actually had perspective about it all. Instead of pointing fingers and complaining, he used it as an opportunity to encourage his fanbase to subscribe to the smaller channels that are really getting dinged by the new rules.
No one wants to hear entitled twats continually shrieking about how bad they have it. If he took the time to actually research some of his competition and see what's working for people, he might actually survive on this platform. He's just too pigheaded and would rather blame literally everyone else for the fact that people like Shane are thriving and gaining hundreds of thousands of subs per month while his channels are withering away.
It's insane that his fragile ego is more important than the mere thought of tweaking a few things in order to protect his livelihood.
"But..but I NEED to be able to say KINKY
things to my teenage fans!" I can't believe that this is the hill he's willing to die on. What an absolute retard.
okay passion was going a bit far
i just meant if he bothered going to school he'd have some knowledge about lighting and such to pull from
not much going by how over-exposed a lot of his videos are but some
either way it doesn't matter
he's too lazy for that
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greggy dun goofed
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Judging on the comments of his sycophants, Onion might be in some legal troubles. Wonder why?
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Is this a real pic of him or one that has been photoshopped to Hell and back?
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it's from his newest video for patrons kek
Did someone pretend to be a lawyer and call him up threatening to sue?
Im guessing its about Sam
You moron, it's obvious whos lawyer it is calling him.
Can't wait for greg to get fucked. Days since last narc rage: 0
He's so ???!!!
If she didn't sign a waiver/release, she can legally have his shit she's in removed. But he's sitting here like "muh honesty".
he is incapable of having adult conversations.he got so triggered
that he cant even resist repeating the same shallow insults at someone he doesnt even know. that might work on youtube debates but that wont work in the court room lolol
Hi there, yeah, hi it's me. How you doin'? Hah. So, I gotta talk about the elephant in the room, the elephant you don't know is in the room, but I wanna talk about that elephant. You guys know I like sharing my personal life with you. I LOVE SHARING ITS SO FUN! It's kind of like I gossip but I dont really like gossiping about other people, I moreso enjoy gossiping about myself. So with that being said. I wanna talk about something that happened recently.
First of all, my spouse manages my business emails. Laineybot [GROAN]. So after six years or uh, seven years… six sev six sev… seven years. I had somebody record videos with me a long time ago, over six years ago. And they're obviously enjoying being in the video, I mean they volunteered to be in the videos. And you know down the line that person and I, because we were dating and stuff, well I decided to end things with them and they went home to Canada. And then I decided to get back with them, for like the ninetieth[?] time and they were taking money from me so they could survive in Canada for a while, and they picked that money up that I sent to them on a regular basis with their "guy friend". But later on, one of my fans informed me that that "guy friend" who they were regularly picking up money in the car of at the money tree or whatevers in Canada. That person had actually gotten them pregnant while they were dating me and taking money from me.
I, of course, fell apart and walked 6 miles to Dennys. And in that Dennys, I uh, there's nothing really that happened at Dennys I just fell apart more. I walked home, six miles or whatever, and eventually a person named Taylor my spouse put me back together. So I used to work with somebody in videos a long time ago and then they got pregnant with someone elses baby and recently I've been uploading those videos that I did with that person so long ago because even though they did that to me, even though they took my money and we were dating and then they got pregnant with someones baby. Like even though there's all that really like not-so-great feeling there, I still enjoy the art. You know, the work we did together. It's very… nice. It's wonderful really. That person was really very funny and I can see that, despite… having gone through those things with them.
But I got an email, or Lainey got an email, because Lainey manages the business. And I can't show it to you, because the last time I showed you guys and email, I got in a lot of trouble on youtube. I don't know why I got in trouble, but I did. So I can't like, show screencaps anymore I just have to like, repeat them. Oh! But I will post this to the corteria[?] on onision.org/forums which only like six people have access too. It's a hidden forum within the forum. It's pretty cool. But I will post this screenshot there.
Anyway, it says: "To whom it may concern, you are being advised that any and all material containing imagery, sound or likeness of that persons name is to be immediately removed from any public sites." NO. The answer is NO. Okay. You can't do that. When somebody volunteers to be in a video you can't just say "you know what, I revoke it" NO. The agreement was you are giving me property. It is mine now. There was never any talk of anything outside that. Just because it is years later and you no longer feel like "oh I love these things" you still did them, and you still volunteered yourself to be in those videos. To revoke the right for me distributing content that I made, with you as a volunteer, that is totally bonkers. If that person from over six years ago, wants to go and try take everything that's mine just because it slightly involves them, uh well, then I say you give me back the thousands of dollars that you took from me. You give me back the money I sent you when you were with that other guy, uh, you give me back all the money I spent on plane tickets for you, you give me back all the money I spent on outfits and food and housing et cetera. I think we're about… $50,000 by now? You give me back all that, and yes I will take them down.
But here's the thing. I am not even really making any money off of most those videos. Reality check. And I am keeping those comedy sketches up because they're awesome and I love those comedy sketches. And I'm not going to just throw away all that wonderful stuff, because somebody who got pregnant with another persons baby while dating me, no longer enjoys the sketches as much as I do. Anyway, they say "You have not been given any rights to publish these." Yes. I was. They were in them! They were literally… UGH. Ok guys, so when you voluntarily collaborate with someone, when you play out characters in a video. Like lets say I got in a banana costume and I was featured in a DanIsNotOnFire video, or I was in a uh smosh video or I was in any of your favourite youtuber video ok? If I was in like a banana costume dancing around in the background, could you imagine just because I didnt like them anymore that I went and sent them a letter saying "you must remove all this immediately!" It just.. to me… it seems…. there's not better word than bonkerschnitzel. Tha-thats literally… its beyond bonkers. It's bonkerschnitzel to just - because you feel like it. To pretend you were never ever totally cool with being in a video and totally gave permission does not like "I JUST FILMED SOMEONE SLEEPING" it's not how it went. They say they expect to receive proof that everything is gone within five days, and it's like dude, come on. Wha? This just makes me think why do I work with anyone ever? Why do I have anyone in my videos ever? If down the line they are just gonna cause an issue. I just want to make awesome funny videos, and if I can't make an awesome funny video with someone without them worrying that later on they'll be like "I dont want this video out there anymore" its like ugh you're ruining everything!!
Anyway they say if I don't comply with their demands it's going to result in a cause of action. I dont know what that means. It says I should govern myself accordingly. Again, question mark. Anyway, its cute that they think they can just pretend permission was never given to something even though it is beyond obvious that permission was given for something. But in no rational world does this hold merit.
Well I see that now, anon.>>501617
See, the thing is. Sh gave permission 6 years ago when that video was originally posted and she never once said “oh now you have to remove those old videos!” She left them alone. It’s the fact that he just reuploaded it. He DIDN’T have permission to do that. She can honestly get him for that. Because she gave him permission when they were still on talking terms and he originally uploaded that yearssss ago. They are no longer on talking terms and she has not given him consent to post that video. I like how this dude always tries to rewrite the law. Like, she didn’t sign a fucking contract that said that imagery was his property, hell its not even his property just because he uploaded it! Does he not know how this shit works? Had she signed a contract stating that he could post that video where/whenever he wanted, that would be different. She didn’t though. This is on YouTube and it was from 6 years ago. She could honestly get him for harrassment at this point if she wanted to. If she showed them the countless videos he made about her as well as this one where he’s bitching about her wanting him to take it down, she could say it’s harrassment. I highly doubt she wants his money, she just doesn’t want her face to be associated with him and his bullshit and not only that but she’s a completely different person now.
What a delusional idiot. How in the hell has this guy survived into adulthood? Grunge, people have agency and autonomy. They are human beings, not tools for you to use as living viewbots in videos. This is WHY you have to have people sign model release forms and such for videos.
Because he quite obviously didn't do that any lawsuit that befalls him regards to anything along these lines is totally valid. As with every single god damn time he ends up in legal woes, he has no leg to stand on.
Verbal consent doesn't mean jack-shit when it comes to this kind of stuff because there are so many loopholes— it doesn't matter if it was your ex-girlfriend or your mom and they were in costume and cool with it at the time. If he wanted to fortify his right to keeping the video up without any chance of removal, he would have had her sign a written agreement or waiver.
"You're not a real human" he tells the guy, but he's the one autistically screeching about how her feelings don't matter because he ~owns~ the content.
This guy is a fucking hack job. How do you get to the point he is without being at least a little self-aware????
She mentioned "Benji" as a possible name in one of her younow streams but I think she decided not to use it.>>501600
It's weird that they all have similar features but Grease is genuinely ugly and they're not.>>501617>I can't show it to you, because the last time I showed you guys and email, I got in a lot of trouble on youtube. I don't know why I got in trouble, but I did.
He's so fucking stupid kek.
>You give me back the money I sent you when you were with that other guy, uh, you give me back all the money I spent on plane tickets for you, you give me back all the money I spent on outfits and food and housing et cetera.
This asshole. None of this was payment for a video. It was all him trying to get his tiny dick wet.
>Anyway they say if I don't comply with their demands it's going to result in a cause of action. I dont know what that means.
This man thinks he can write novels but he doesn't understand the most basic shit.
In fact I have my phone here, lets see if we can call call this guy
(G = Greg, M = Manager)
G: Hi I got an email that says I need to remove videos with an artist of yours.
M: This is her manager. Uh, hi Greg.
G: Permission to use those videos is beyond obvious.
M: uh, what is it written? Can you send me a document where she signed off to agree to do that?
G: Are you saying I had a gun to her head?
M: No I'm not saying I had a gun to her head, I'm asking for the agreement. Can you send it to me? Then we're good to go.
G: Yeah, well to prove in any court that someone was unwillingly participating in a video I would be amazed to see that happen.
M: Yeah well if you give me your address we can get to court if that's required. I'm asking you, one professional to another, uh, these videos are six years old to remove those videos completely from your site and to have some human decency to get that -
G: You realise these are comedy sketches right? And when you volunteer to be in a comedy video sketch and its beyond obvious that someone is willingly volunteering in the sketch does that seem, uh, wait Ok lets be real and honest real quick ok? It's obvious she's voluntarily in the videos. It's obvious. Like there's no situation in which you say "oh that person wasnt willingly in a video?" cause they are. It's obvious!
M: Oh.. ok I'm not interested in a debate -
G: That's because the debate doesnt work in your favor. it's so obvious like do you understand that if somebody is doing something that they're either willingly doing it or they're not willingly doing it which means someone's holding them at ransom or something.
M: okay well again -
G: You know you're wrong is my point?
M: Whether I'm wrong or right is not relevant to this discussion
G: It's totally important.
M: What I'm asking you to do is to simply take those videos down. If you wanna send me your information, if you want to escalate this, I am more than happy to escalate this to a court and lets see what they say.
G: Oh my god, so you know for a fact that this person is willingly in those videos, yet you're gonna escalate this to a court because you're so dishonest? it's so obvious that somebody is in the videos willingly and you know this. Yet you're gonna try and take legal action against somebody despite the fact you are so obviously wrong?
M: Greg, let me tell you something
G: Just be a real human, just be a real person dude. You know they were willingly in those videos.
M: So do me a favor and send me your contact information -
G: you're trying to avoid the real conversation because you know you're wrong
M: I'm not having this conversation because it's not a conversation I want to have
G: because you're wrong. you are so wrong. you know they are voluntarily in that video. why would they be in costume? why would they be in costume? why would they be in costume, acting, playing a character unless they were voluntarily in the video? And they were compensated! They were compensated!
M: if you're going to do all the talking, this is going to be a one way conversation.
G: because your only response is "Send me your address" thats just creepy.
M: No, I'm not asking for your address, send me your attorneys address and I'm happy to escalate this if you want too.
G: why would I waste money proving on that someone was who was obviously in a video was obviously in a video voluntary?
M: then simply take the videos down they're volunt-
G: WHY WOULD I DO THAT WHEN I OWN THESE? Ok I paid this actor through housing, through food etc
M: How much did you pay her, I'm sorry?
G: Housing, food, et cetera, plane tickets, everything.
M: Do you have a contract?
G: Do I have proof that the person was voluntarily in the video you fucking idiot?
M: No do you have a contract?
G: YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT DUDE. THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY VOLUNTARY BECAUSE THEY'RE IN A COSTUME, THEY'RE PLAYING A ROLE. THERE'S NO GUN TO THEIR HEAD HOW FUCKING STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE?
M: actually there was a gun in that video if i recall
G: OH MY GOD YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT ITS OBVIOUSLY A FAKE GUN. Are you actually saying you're going to try and prove in court that they are actually held at gunpoint to do a video? You are so fucking stupid. You are a fraud. You are a fucking fraud.
M: Greg, if you continue to disparage me, this conversation is over.
G: you are not a real human. you're not a real human. you can't have a conversation
M: Right, and the only person who has been talking is you.
G: Actually you've been talking too Mr Technical.
>>501617>I, of course, fell apart and walked 6 miles to Dennys. And in that Dennys, I uh, there's nothing really that happened at Dennys I just fell apart more. I walked home, six miles or whatever
I love how he had to add this extremely important and necessary detail like it somehow makes his case stronger.
He might actually be retarded. It literally points out that he's doing this purely for spite and that he's never gotten over it. Also, the more useless details he adds, the more you can be sure he is lying. It's his modus operandi.
Alright, so that guy is a jerk [LAUGH] I have to make that whole phone call private, only patrons are going to hear it, it might not even be on there for long … patron only thing? I cant believe this. I just [exhales air] This guy, I'm on the phone with this guy. and he's literally saying this person wasn't voluntarily in there if i dont have a contract with them when they're obviously voluntarily in the video. they're in costume, they're acting out a character. Like this is the world we live in were someone who is obviously participating in something and someone is gonna be like "Well technically I'm taking this to court" ANYWAY. So I really really dont like that fella. In fact lets call him back.
Aww he didnt answer. Darn it, anyway. So, feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. Should someone be able to revoke permission to be in a video because down the line they are no longer happy about the fact that they were in comedy sketches forever ago? Should people do that? Ugh I'm so frustrated. This is the differenc between honest, saying yeah, I volunteered to be in this video all that time ago so I can't take away that rights or anything like that, and someone who is like in the most not honest way possible, lash out at this person from so many years ago by taking away something that isn't even mine. I just can't believe that question. Is it in writing? As to whether or not that person was voluntarily in that video. Because are you not human? Can you not see with your eyes that that person is literally in costume, in character right there totally willing. Like what do they think happened? I'd like for them to explain a situation where that person wasn't voluntarily there. Like any proof whatsoever. That that person wasn't voluntarily there. if you look at comedy sketch after comedy sketch after comedy sketch, they are there, recording in different costumes and I have all the behind the scenes footage too! So I can literally prove all the conversations that we had, there was nothing except them volunteering to be there. In fact I have footage of that person asking to continue recording a video even though I had stopped recording with them, because I knew I could play the character better than they could in that scene. And they were like "no no no I wanna continue". It's one thing to have something in writing, but to have someones voice and face on film saying they want to be on video? You lost.
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Bunion's fall is coming. You can smell it.
>>501629>asks for written agreement>"Are you saying I had a gun to her head?"
>I paid this actor through housing, through food
Then you should have put it in a contract, you moron. No wonder this dumb fuck is losing money faster than his skin is losing elasticity.
And lol at him using "I gave her food!" as payment. Tbh that just makes it seem like she HAD to do it to get fed.
I'm howling he seriously called this professional that… Yes it's soooo technical to mention words like "contract" and "attorney" in conversation.
Why isn't fatbecca on the list? Did I miss something? She paid him like $200 a month.
I bet this will have a negative effect on his patreon… If he engages less then there's no reason to pay him. Most of the content ends up on youtube anyways and I think the discord is one of the main reasons to pledge.
I don't think either of them want this to go to court. The American legal system is so fucked, both parties would have to throw a ton of money out and it would literally take YeARS. They are both bluffing to see who flinches first.
Sh. asked him before to please take down the videos with her in it and he refused. She now had perfect timing because she knows he is broke af and wouldn't risk going to court.
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Shiloh has been begging for her videos to be taken down for years. It's finally happening now.
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This is glorious. Please, baby Jesus, let him not squirm out of this one. I want him to get his shit pushed in more badly than anything. Unbelievable how this man speaks to strangers, and thinks he was right. As for Sh I remember reading once that during a breakup of theirs, she went to a male friend for comfort because of Greg's abuse, and it was supposedly platonic. He reeled her back in after that and she confessed that she'd spent time with/talked to this guy friend, and after that at the next breakup Greg spun it was her basically two-timing him. So I'm not even really inclined to believe his side of this that she got pregnant by another man while they were together. I'm sure it was more like she tried to move on and he considered her still to be in his greasy clutches and still his human slave property. This pregnancy might have even happened (if at all) while they were trying to work things out long distance, although I don't 100% know the timeline. I was reading his ED page one day and I think that's how I stumbled on this old Fb post of hers, "confessing" to having talked to a friend for comfort. Because you know he spun that as her being a cheating whore. I simply can't believe she coldly ran out and got knocked up by some dude whilst solidly in a relationship with onionbreath, because she was clearly scared of him and he isolated and controlled her so how could she dare, or even have the opportunity? If his tale of her pregnancy while with him isn't the accurate truth (and with him it never is) that means he's uploading her old videos and refusing to take them down simply out of spite, narcissistic attempt to hurt her from afar by reminding her of the horrors of being with him and just punishing her for moving on. He hates those who escape him more than anything because to him that's defiance.
We can only hope.
I'm ready to see what's left of the Onion infamous legacy to get shut down. He's already in debt, why not add some court cases to it.
>If that person from over six years ago, wants to go and try take everything that's mine just because it slightly involves them, uh well, then I say you give me back the thousands of dollars that you took from me. You give me back the money I sent you when you were with that other guy, uh, you give me back all the money I spent on plane tickets for you, you give me back all the money I spent on outfits and food and housing et cetera. I think we're about… $50,000 by now? You give me back all that, and yes I will take them down.
He tries to convince us that she was only 'slightly involved' in the videos made at that time. Yeah right, she played a big part in the comedy sketches and even him airing out their personal life. It's complete bull shit that he acts as if she wasn't entitled to any sort of earnings made from those videos. Would he try the same shit with a well known actress? Say for some weird reason Emma Watson wants to colab with him… If she asked for a contract would he get angry and tell her "I let you sleep in my sons race car bed and I fed you microwave burritos! You are so dishonest! It's clear you enjoy acting – How dare you expect a cut of the earnings?!"
>Like lets say I got in a banana costume and I was featured in a DanIsNotOnFire video, or I was in a uh smosh video or I was in any of your favorite youtuber video ok? If I was in like a banana costume dancing around in the background, could you imagine just because I didnt like them anymore that I went and sent them a letter saying "you must remove all this immediately!" It just.. to me… it seems…. there's no better word than bonkerschnitzel.
These examples are not even comparable. Being in the background dancing around in a banana suit and being an actor in a skit are two different things. You could easily cut or blur out lames husband dancing and it would not effect the structure of the skit. While if you cut out all Shilohs parts in the skits she acted in - the skit would no longer make any sense.
Another Mirror just in case.
PATRON ONLY VERSION I Can't Believe Thishttps://youtu.be/eN2uKXbdm6A
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His fans are so willfully delusional. Yeah, you guys are true fans but as soon as the money dries up he wouldn't even waste his precious hentai fap time to call for help if you where on fire.
Even when Booty tries to save his ass, Gronk is so convinced he's right that he can't help but make a video.
>>501741>I've worked with lawyers, this shit wouldn't hold up in court.
Lmao at that bitch that thinks she is a legal expert because she cleaned a lawyer's office once.
I hope Shiloh drags his ass to court again and they make him bleed out financially even faster.
Thanks for mirroring!
This is the crazy kindness of stuff he used to put out. It’s a shame that he’s putting his craziness behind a patreon paywall and becoming increasingly selective about who gets to see what.
I still CANNOT believe Lainey manages to put up with him and even more, idolize him. He’s a petulant and horrible.
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I know anons went to town on her dry, cracked herp lips, but how about her yellowing, partially transparent teeth?
She has revoked his usage of her image in the past. If he doesn’t have a written and signed contract of her giving him permission to use (and reupload, that’s the reason he got contacted) footage of her, he’s fucked.
Lainey’s husband recording her lawyer/manager without his permission isn’t going to hold up in court either, especially when WA is a two way state.
Strangley enough I've always considered her teeth to be pretty cute. I don't think they're very yellow and I like the way her canine teeth stick out a little. It may be me, though.
I still think her horrendous lips and oversized chin completely ruin her smile though, and make her look like a mongoloid.
Jus when we thought Plain's husband was getting milked dry, this lawsuit threat happens! I'm here for it. >>501734
He lives in Puyallup, WA so whatever PD they have there. Pretend you're Shiloh and submit one of those anonymous forms, or just call and report it anonymously saying its harming the manager or something.
Please save the video and send it to Sh's manager. I know that in CA it's forbidden to record without both parties' agreement and if it's similar in WA, he has actually committed a crime and was stupid enough to share it - may it be with his patreons or the whole world.
That would literally convince ANY court that he records people WITHOUT their consent…
Does anyone know WA laws in regard to this?
Sorry, just saw this.
Thanks for mirroring!
This is the crazy kindness of stuff he used to put out. It’s a shame that he’s putting his craziness behind a patreon paywall and becoming increasingly selective about who gets to see what.
I still CANNOT believe Lainey manages to put up with him and even more, idolize him. He’s a petulant and horrible.
If this is how he treats a total stranger, imagine how he treats his wife.>>501769
No, this is the kind of bullshit that keeps getting him off the hook. Don’t interfere. If someone from this thread calls and pretends to be Sh then it could ruin everything and Sh could get fucked over and we won’t get to finally see this asshat get what’s coming to him. Let it be Sh, unless you are intentionally trying to fuck this up for her. Seriously.
Okay samefag but I just read the email and it’s definitely run by her manager, kek. It says management team in the email (not spelled that way so you’ll have to get the email off of her IG).
So if you want her manager to see it, send it to that. I’m sure he’ll do something with it even if she doesn’t because now Lainey’s husband is attacking him.
my brother is a copyright lawyer so I always get to hear the crazy complex cases they have since everything is always kind of grey on the internet.
However, one thing that is NOT grey is a model release. If you don't have one, you can't use that person's image for financial gain. (not even sure if it has to be financial) Most people in a youtube video wouldn't bother pursuing this, but the law is pretty clear here. If that person doesn't want to be on your channel anymore, and you don't have a model release, you have to take it down. simple as that. Same goes with photography.
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Why doesn't she ask her gay husband, a famed content creator with tons of views? Oh yeah lol, it's cause they're in 2 separate worlds while living in the same house. I really want her to do more travel/outing videos so we can see them interacting in public.
Also looked at gayhusbandfood account.
Your man/partner makes you this and calls it taco salad, what do you do?
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Did he just pour an entire can of fucking olives on top?
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she need some milk
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ladies can we not fight please, here have a hooktube.https://hooktube.com/watch?v=99JiBer1Wuk
No. He didn't tell Cyr to remove everything outright. It was a narc-rage rant that happened shortly after Cyr ~dumped~ him, saying how everybody only used him for views/money/living arrangements/etc.
He tried to say that Cyr's popularity was dependent on him and that the videos he was in with him were the most popular on his channel. He kept going on and on about how if Cyr truly didn't care about views, he'd remove every collab they were in. THEN WENT ON TO imply he wouldnt be removing collabs on /his/ channel because they werent his more popular videos.
Greg is literally just one big dumpster fire.
He really is desperate to go back to the old days isn't he?
"I don't now guys it almost looks, you know, cute."
That and the baby voice he puts on the entire time is just pathetic,
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>>501866>split lipped mother of two with two different baby daddies who whores herself online while working at a shit mortgage company>idiot who is the embodiment of r/iamverysmart, clogs toilets, and eats dog food while passively aggressively talking shit about you and your spouse
Who will he ever choose.
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Just look at how smug he is with this cheap Light Yagami cosplay
I would just like to point out that during that entire phonecall greases hand is trembling like hell.
Boy you scared~
>>501617>So I can't like, show screencaps anymore I just have to like, repeat them. Oh! But I will post this to the corteria[?] on onision.org/forums which only like six people have access too. It's a hidden forum within the forum. It's pretty cool. But I will post this screenshot there.
i cant post emails but im going to post the email in my sex forum
Can a Patreon anon get this screenshot? And a screenshot of the page showing it was Greg who posted it?
that's, uh, really classy of him. I'd never heard of him before about a year ago, and I guess I know why, now.
shitting on women seems to be his thing. one of his things.
screen shot is anyway and post it in the patron thread. just block out the names and color code them kek
poor fatbecca. at least you have ugly sylar and your horses.
"It almost looks like, you know… cute."
About his haircut. Fucking creep.
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he actually has man boobs, low testosterone confirmed.
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come on fam, at least give the girl a screenshot
>how to look like a 10yo who just went through mommys make up
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how it actually turned out when it dried
It's That Girl Me
2 months ago
Sorry, I know this is meant to be a 'joke' but it appears to be a thinly veiled, cruel jab to someone who's made it clear they're only learning how to do makeup. Lainey isn't obligated to take your 'constructive criticism'. They don't owe anyone that. If they choose to learn on their own, they can, without butthurt people making parody videos. It's sad that you think anyone owes you time of day to take your advice. But, if you're into constructive criticism, your hair cut doesn't suit your face. Your face is a bit too square to pull it off.
>just learning>makes thousands a month off a "learning make up" beauty guru channel
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i shouldnt be surprised>>502092
minus any talent
also i would think more mick jagger tbh kek
Oh my fucking god he has the body of an old man. Holy shit. This is his vegetarian body? Is this man delusional? This must be why Lame and her husband haven’t been having sex lately. Her tits are worn down from breastfeeding for 5 years straight and he looks like an old sick man. They aren’t attracted to each other anymore. Hilarious.>>502109
I haven’t watched this yet, but of course she’s not his manager. He’s too cheap to hire one and he doesn’t think that highly of her, instead she’s his bitch that does everything for him. Even her entire YouTube channel and Patreon is for him. He honestly thinks he’s a big time celebrity that needs all of these employees, but I guess he got tired of paying people in food and water. So he’s looking toward his doormat to help him now.
Oh my fucking god she was picking and scratching at the spot her sore was at. It’ll be back soon. I don’t know why she always gets so pissed off when people come to her streams and ask her questions about her husband when he’s literally the one that tells those people the shit they are asking. Like he said she manages his business email or whatever. Every time he says some shit on a stream and people come ask her about it she gets pissed/denies it and acts confused as to why people are asking that. Like people aren’t coming up with this you moron, they’re getting it from your husband. Are Lainey and her husband so fucking separated and isolated from one another that they don’t even know what the other is saying on streams and in videos? Like she never knows that he’s saying this shit and she flips out on viewers and then when she does find out that he was the one that says it she says “well, I don’t know. I’m not smug laugh
sooo. squint and pick at self
yeah mouths lyrics
” EVERY. TIME.
I checked on that too.
I wasnt sure and couldnt remember which of his 8 channels he had uploaded it to. Im assuming it was his main channel since hes only been uploading tired old videos there for the past six weeks. The Sh video is no where to be found.
After all that screeching into his phone and trying to act like the Dom/alpha-male he pretends to be, he pussied out and delelted the LOL I Killed Ang video because hes a scared little boy whos afraid the courts will take the last dollar bill hes holding onto.
>>502115>First of all, my spouse manages my business emails. Laineybot.>But I got an email, or Lainey got an email, because Lainey manages the business.
I think the reason he went out of this way to mention this twice in his idiot video is that he's creating some kind of plausible deniability in case things go tits up and he will throw Lainey under the bus in a second.
"I didn't respond to the court summons because my manager
handled things poorly and never showed it to me!!"
Any time anything goes wrong he needs to have people to point the finger at because nothing is ever his fault. Interesting that Lainey is directly contradicting him.
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I dont know a lot about Twitch, but is the view with the eye icon for how many people have watched the video after live streaming. Or is that for how many people were live in his room or in his chat?
He was getting 30-40-50 viewers or views just last week. But his most recent stream he only got 5, damn. That has to hurt his heart.
>I see solutions to extreme problems standing in front of the people who have them, with a big sign, flashing arrows pointing to them, and it screaming to be noticed, and those people just continue to ignore them. They’re not actually looking for the solution that is the most logical, they are looking to live the way they want to, the easiest way, and by living that way their relationships, their job, their future, suffers.
Was just rereading Lainey's gay husband's old blog and this part jumped out at me. He was explaining why he doesn't have any friends. If only he could see his own glaring flaws this clearly.
I wonder why he can't see the obvious, logical solution to his current issues that "most everyone" sees but himself, but he continues to ignore while endlessly jacking off to hentai and playing videogames with teenagers. Kek.
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Does anyone have access to his Patreon? he's got a video up called "please don't worry". Wondered if anyone could share, or transcript?
And damn, he's sounding creepy on twitter again.
please explain this gross emoji to me
is it a broken :P face cause of your phone or something else?
thinspo doesn't mean you have an eating disorder lol
just because she wants to make herself seem so ill and smol doesn't mean she's either of those things
Not the anon you responded to, but that’s how that emoji shows up on twitter. Whatever emoji it is. >>502203
So are these ignorant tweets Patreon related or… because I was sure he had said that this was a Patreon Twitter, kek. It’s sad when we can literally say what he’s going to do next because this fool is that repetitive and predictable.
>>502203>Hope you're smiling
Guess what? I am. You completely pussed out and took down those videos after
treating us to a majestic spergout at that lawyer.
Those shaking hands while your voice just kept getting higher and higher until it became an unintelligible screeching as you tried your "debate tactics" with a grown man who literally couldn't give a shit was fucking delightful.
The fact that you played the entire exchange to get asspats and moral support from teenage girls and then succumbed to your ex's wishes like the true beta weakling you are? Yes, I am smiling.
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Patronfag here, he announced that he "has to move out of his house" in this video. The rest of the video was literally him scrolling through pages and pages of demonetized videos on his speaks channel, to a creepy and slowed down version of Gary Jules' "Mad World". There wasn't much else to it.
Beggars cant be choosers, but would there be a way screencap the video and share? I personally use Tiny Take because its super basic and doesn't bog my laptop down when using it. If the reason for not posting a rip of the patron video is for security reasons, meaning you dont want to risk Laineys gay husband figuring out who you are I respect that. Or if the video was so boring there was no reason to upload a rip of it I understand that too. Id take just a transcript of what was said.
If hes moving out, this is just a continuation of his "downsizing" to maintain the life hes accustomed to. He will continue to downsize until him, Footface, Trot and Clot are all living in his pickup truck in some vacant lot. Keep selling things to live off, instead of getting a job outside the house. I think, deep down, he knows that hes not qualified to do anything but manual labor. Im sure if he wrote up his resume he'd talk himself up to grandiose standards, but all an employer is going to see is
1-Graduated high school
2-Discharged early from the military because of a mental breakdown
3-A semester of college
4-Made shitty 5 minute videos on the internet for the last decade.
Hes only going to get a job that a recent HS grad can get, or someone who got out of jail and has no valid work history.
Him having to move out of his house sort of explains that GREAT FEATS OF STRENGTH vid where he dragged the pool table out of his house and fucked up every hall corner and door trim on its way to the garage. But why fuck it up instead of sell it, right? Hes so hard up for cash to live off that pool table could of brought in a few hundred on CL.
weird. i guess i havent seen whatever it is, but i barely use twitter any more.
i thought it was like… a "crazy" emote or something, so i was legit confused>>502221
sob sob ill have to live in a 4 bdrm house you guys
theres a patreon anon who rips vids, just be patient
>will be on youtube when they allow it to be monetized
fuck off gay husband
Great point. I think we all wanted a great tribulation with weeping and gnashing of teeth
but what we're going to get is a slow decline that will take years, but eventually end with him alone and "no one will remember your name"
I dunno, he’s sill making like 3 grand a month on Patreon (though I still don’t know HOW he has that many fans) which is more than most people make in a month, though definitely not huge mansion levels of income.
I don’t watch lames streams so I don’t know how much she is making on those these days, anyone have an estimate?
THey may have to move to a smaller house, but he still makes enough to not have to get a real job for now. The real fun will begin when his Patreon drops off. Which I sure hope is soon
I think at least some of his patreon money is from himself. There has been some dodge stuff before like losing a lot of patreons but then the money suddenly leaping up again without a massive increase in patreons.
It's extra stupid when you remember that patreon takes a cut.
Id believe that. Hes admitted to "sockpuppetery" with that VPN he bought to stuff the online ballot box so that he wouldnt end up being voted as shittest person on the internet. Its not about smart money management with Grugly. He probably fools himself by saying its like taking money out of his left pocket and putting it in his right pocket, same-o-same-o. What he doesnt understand is that on the way over to his right pocket, Patreon takes a pretty big bite out of that dollar bill.
Its all about the public perception. Hes a Patron of Laineys, and Lainey is a Patron of his. He only does that so that others will view him as a wonderful husband that supports his wife. Why not take that cash and take your weirdo wife out on a proper date instead of hiding in your office jerking to loli hentia.
The thing is, we kind of are
seeing the weeping and and gnashing of teeth. He's been whining for months about losing his income, threatening to kill himself if he can't make videos for teenagers for a living and having pretty frequent rages about how life is super unfair and even his tax software is out to get him.
But yeah, I guess instead of going out with a bang, he's just going to go out with a half-hearted screech and a whimper.
Isn’t his mortgage like, $2,500? (Yikes)
That’s a huge chunk… plus insurance and utilities… minus the heating bill because you know they never turn that on. Why turn on the heat when you can cover yourself in a vomit encrusted cheap Walmart fleece blanket.
It looks like her enamel is thinning. A quick Google search (I'm by no means an expert) shows that causes of thinning enamel are aspects of her lifestyle (high stress, excessive soft drink/fruit juice consumption, dry mouth/dehydration, and a diet high in sugar and carbohydrates).
With the history of T's teeth I also wonder how often they brush and floss in the house as well.
Speaking of stress, knowing how he treats her and how much stress she is constantly under, I worry for her health in the future. It has been six years of living with Onion, taking his shit, and caring for her children almost entirely on her own. Stress can cause serious damage to the human body at high levels for extended periods. We are seeing some of the fall out now with her thinning hair, thinning enamel, dry skin, and frequent cold sore break outs.
I'm seriously concerned for her ten to fifteen years from now. If she leaves him she will still have done a lot of damage to her body. If she stays… I really don't know what could potentially happen to her health.
They've been actively house hunting since late 2017. This isn't news it's just another way to get his brainwashed patreon's to shell out more pity pennies, although the majority of his highest "donators" have dropped to the $5 p/m option.>>502259
There's a good number of suspect patrons, there's a shitload of them who seem to have the exact same amount of patrons gurg has, I find it very strange that he has patrons who have 1,020-1,036 patrons themselves but no visible media outlets and they disappear regularly, no comments apart from maybe one since he created patreon. Could be real but I think not.
Transcript and reupload just for you.>Hi guys, I'm Onision. If you don't know who I am; I've been doing yotube videos professionally as a career. It's been supporting my life for about eleven years now and I have a big announcement for all of you, but that's going to come at the end of this video. First off I want to show you guys something I should of shown you a long time ago. I don't know why I didn't show you this, but it's really important to see whats up. So with out further ado here we go. Enjoy.over dramatic slowed down Gary Jules - Mad World starts to play
The text on the screen reads - This symbol next to a YouTube video means the career YouTuber who made that video makes little to absolutely no money on it. This symbol often suggests that YouTube will promote your videos less. You have to appeal the symbol but if you are not popular enough… …YouTube has stated they will not review the video they blindly placed the symbol on. Get too many of these symbols on your videos? Your career is over. The following are all the videos YouTube has removed ads from on just the OnisionSpeaks channel. Some of the videos are aimed at adults, the majority however are made for most all audiences. Starts to scroll through the videos for onisonspeaks at 1:14. Most say Review requested, or Not suitable for most advertisers - Confirmed by manual review. Youtube currently is only reviewing videos with at least 1,000 views in the past 7 days. When that video reaches the requirements youtube will manually review and give a final decision. At 5:36 he finally finishes scrolling through all his videos. >Okay, so you know I've been, umm telling the truth this whole time just like I said I was. I don't know why I didn't show you guys that sooner, but I think it sums everything up really well. You know all the people who have been nay saying or the people who only know half the story, have been saying I haven't been completely honest with you guys. That can all be put to rest now that you've seen this video. Now as far as this big announcement, I have to move out of my house. That's the big announcement. We had a lot of good times here and unfortunately what youtube has done to my channels, um it's not reasonable for me to live here anymore so I have to move myself, my spouse. Odd jump cut. Perhaps he mentioned the children but didn't want to chase away the teen puss? It's funny how he comes first in all his wording. Sooo, thank you guys for watching and supporting me and I just wanted to say congratulations to everyone who has trusted me this whole time and that I've been honest. Okay, squeeze.
Thank you. I really appreciate those that transcribe for us because I can't stand him.
If they move into a smaller house I hope this means the kids get to see more of him.
I enjoyed the montage of him scrolling through his shit videos with Mad World slowed down.
Sweet, sweet schadenfreude
will he still have a super cool basement to chain up teens in??? How can he survive if he doesn't??
I like how we are somehow supposed to pity him because he has to sell his mansion that has triple the amount of rooms than humans living in that house.
I hope that once he uploads this to one of his public channels a concerned citizen contacts the authorities at tips.fbi.gov about his vendetta against Youtube.
If someone had started the ball rolling sooner by letting Law Enforcement know the warning signs of Nasim Aghdam, then 4 people would not have been shot.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
both, his voice slowed down
I played with the audio, sped it up and it sounds like his voice just with some tin can echo effect added.
Maybe he was afraid of it getting flagged for him using an artists music.
yeahhh, there's no way this guy has 972 patrons with his dead ass channels. aren't there only ever like 10 people on his discord?
that youtube scrolling video is so sad and pathetic. that's the kind of quality content he gives his patrons and subscribers? he literally scrolls w/o comment for 80% of it…
o i am kekkin
this should be thread's theme while the downfall is happening
But why did he throw out that pool table if he's selling the house?
Wouldn't it rise the value of property?
>>502281>congratulations to everyone who has trusted me this whole time and that I've been honest
T/N:>everyone who trusted ME isn't a complete idiot, for I am obviously the true and SUPERIOR choice for all MUH RADICAL HONESTEEEEEEEEEEY
In all honesty:
God, he just can't let a day slide without backhandedly complimenting himself by proxy. Also it's so fucking patronizing how he's like "congrats for trusting me! you made the right choice!" A normal person would say "thanks for putting your trust in me, I'll work hard to ensure that in the future" and not this belittling BS.
Also, Mad World. Fucking lol.
"By the end of this relationship, you could be a dinosaur.">by the end of this relationship
Nice one, gurg.
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lol, he constatnly mentions "divorce", "end of relationship", "separation"…he just can't help himself
Manual labor jobs or jobs you can find through temp agencies generally don’t give a shit about stuff like that. Convicted felons can find those kinds of jobs.
But Onion is way too lazy and self important to ever work jobs like that.
Not any decent job. The job market here is tough, he is in his thirties with barely any real world job-relevant experience and it's often difficult to get your foot in the door in a new career unless you know someone that's willing to put in a goid word for you. Since he's alienated nearly everyone except for teenagers I don't see that happening.
Even if he was to land an entry level job somewhere there's no way he wouldn't either get fired during training for being a complete retard who can't take instructions without debating about them because he "knows better", or ragequitting within a week because he's a lazy, arrogant fuck who can't handle the tiniest bit of critism.
Jesus. Can you imagine being his boss and having to do a performance evaluation with him? He would argue every
point and blame his coworkers instead of working on his job skills. Toxic people like him get weeded out of the workforce pretty quickly.
He'll probably complain that he's being forced by YouTube to sell his house at way less than it's worth because he has to do it in a hurry. But he won't mention that he fucked up the trim, it's a filthy shithole and there's a busted up pool table sitting in his yard. Because I guarantee you that he won't be bothered to spend any money or effort trying to make the house marketable.
I pity the real estate agent who has the misfortune to work with this idiot. They'll offer helpful suggestions to get top dollar and he'll "debate" every one because he knows better.
I'm calling it now: When they eventually divorce, Lainey's gay husband will make a play for spousal support. He will claim that he deserves alimony because it's UNFAIR that he she makes more money when he
was the one who encouraged her to be a YouTuber and taught her how to do it. Also she used HIS equipment and supported her financially at first (nevermind that she was a teenager!) so he's entitled to her money now.
I know it sounds outlandish after all the screeching he did about having to pay alimony to ex, but with all the hypocrisy I've witnessed over the years and his bizarre sense of "logic" I think I'd be more surprised if he didn't do this.
>>502263>But yeah, I guess instead of going out with a bang, he's just going to go out with a half-hearted screech and a whimper.
He has guns, he could still go out with a bang.
I'm not sorry for this tasteless joke toward a man who gets paid thousands to do the same.
seen by laineys dad
also she was like 17 wasnt she
It’s probably just a piece of paper that says ”lainey no greg money”
Signed by both of them, of course
Tinfoil but how much do you guys wanna bet when they move they get rid of their dogs? Maybe not Dobs but Leelu and Caterpie, will probably be going. If they are struggling now with Lainey, her husband, their 2 kids and 3 dogs, there’s no way they’ll take all 3 dogs. Not if Lainey’s husband is selling his shit to get by. Of course they’ll blame it on YouTube and his patrons not giving them more money, but I definitely see them letting at least those 2 dogs go.
Also, I don’t think Lainey’s husband will bother with the house that his mom lives in because it’s so small and gross. He couldn’t wait to get out of it and he knew no one would want to buy it from him. Also, as for selling the house they live in now, he won’t be able to. At least not with the damage they’ve caused. He can rent it out, but if he ever wants to sell it he’s in trouble. When you are in the process of purchasing a house, someone from the bank has to come and appraise it. They’ll tell you how much it’s worth and they won’t allow the owner to sell it to you until they get whatever it is the house needs done fixed. For instance, my mother just bought a house and wasn’t allowed to until the owner got the roof redone. So the owner had to pay for the roof to be worked on completely. So, someone from a bank will go into the Onions house, appraise it, tell the buyers how much it’s worth and what needs to be done before they can buy the house. So if he ever wants to sell it, he’s going to have to put a lot of money into fixing whatever needs fixed. So, basically he’s stuck with that house unless he can sell it to someone who maybe wants to fix it up themselves, but I think it still needs to be appraised. So he’s screwed himself because now he’s paying mortgage on that house plus rent on another? How will getting a smaller house help him cost-wise?
Actually is really common for men to have UTI's especially if it's developed in the kidneys
But if he had UTIs so often he has to take cranberry juice almost everyday it can be cause because he mastubartes very often with the hands dirty or he doesn't wash properly his tiny dick or he cant stop irritated the urethra
Ho does one who takes more than one shower a day not clean their tiny pecker atleast once ?
Is it just so small that its " out of sight, out of mind ", so like if he can't see it he doesn't clean it. Geezus, I could only imagine how dirty his arse is too, and the nasty poopskids Lainey has to scrub out of his undies.
tinfoil: laineys gay husband doesnt wipe his ass and considers doing so homosexual
yes this is apparently a real thing (some) men do???????
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My husband and I make around a fifth of that, have our house paid off and our retirement is set. There is no excuse for him to be whining about financial difficulties. If you make good money and live within your means, pay the taxes you owe
when they are due, and plan for the unforseen circumstances that life throws everyone you can still be ok. I'm not saying this to gloat, I just wanted to add some perspective because I think it's absolutely insane that he's made a significantly larger amount of money over the last decade, yet is worse off because of his consistently poor decisions.
When times were flush, instead of spending like a drunken sailor and buying cars he didn't need (that lose their value) he could have easily invested in a number of things to ride out the lean times. He's just so arrogant and shortsighted that it never occurred to him the river of money could possibly dry up.
It reminds me of the old
Ant and Grasshopper fable. He blows all his money, and instead of being industrious and planning for the winter, he begs hardworking ants for handouts and gets angry when he's refused. Except this fable has 1000% more hentai in it.
The comments are hilarious. A lot fewer sycophants are fawning over him than usual and people are really calling him out on this ridiculous story. It's truly heartening.
I know this video was discussed thoroughly when it was leaked, but someone brought up a great point in the comments. If he has such frequent UTIs, why wouldn't he just mention this to the big dumb evil lady doctor straight away? I mean I get sinus infections a lot, so when I suspect I might have one I don't just go to the Dr., point to my face and tell him "MUH NOSE HURTZ!!" and let him try to figure it out for fuck's sake.
It's a small thing in a long list of reasons this story doesn't add up, but it does nicely point out what a complete and utter retard he is.
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Could the reason hes getting uti's is because hes secretly sounding?
And knowing gay husband he probably doesnt buy a proper sounding toy and just uses whatevers around the house, sneaks it into his office and starts shoving it into his urethra like hes trying to snake a sink drain.
Anon for the love of god have mercy on us
The mental picture jfc
So what you're saying is Onion has dick cheese and Lainey probably does too?
Hold on while I gouge my eyes out
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Did gay husbando piss himself during this video?
Holy shit thats fucking disgusting.
Grease is actually going to need those adult diapers.
Don't hate me b/c I want to believe this manchild actually pissed himself, but I can't see anything? Is it the shadow on his crotch? Couldn't just be lighting?
I'm genuinely confused here.
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Oh ya know just some shirtless screetching late at night. Just an exaggeration of his norm I'm sure. J/k it's creepy af.
You can see the moments on younow if you dare, please turn down the volume in advance! https://www.younow.com/Onision/channel
Ah, yes. Muh vegetarian bodaaaaaay.
Look at his skinny little arms and the gut protruding under the table.
>she has literally said
Out the window, she's been trying to play that narrative for awhile. She's at a healthy weight and the only malnutrition she has is from processed tofu turkey onion buys from whole foods.
to be any of those things merely means she is an attention whore as usual. there is nothing on tumblr she doesn't try emulating (see transtrender phase)
He's most likely faking it. It's still terrifying.
Turn down the volume.
This. Especially girls make up shit all the time about how they're ~so sick~. Don't know how many girls I know who claim they're ~critically anaemic~ when they're really fucking fine.
She's not underweight and I really doubt there's anything wrong than slight Vitamin D deficiency. Nothing a healthy diet and some fresh air won't fix.
what… the fuck…
If he's doing this for attention, he's just fucking sick. Does he think it's funny to act like a retard? What's next, is he gonna pull out "no u" or "ur mom so fat" jokes in an attempt to pander to his 12-yo audience?
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One of the onioncord fags tweeted about it. He, of course, liked and retweeted it. He's faking it.
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And everyone poo-poo'd my theory that gay husband is demonically possessed, and his past fame was a deal with the devil.
Congratulations to everyone who has trusted me this whole time and that I've been honest and right about his demon possession.
>>502610>skid marks on their husband's side of the bed.
I dont think Ive heard those discussions before. Are you sure you're not projecting? Things that happen to you dont happen to everyone.
btw- how do you get shit stains on your bedsheets? is there so much shit in the underpants that it wicks/leaks through and gets on the sheets?
That's pretty exaggerated. Sounds like something a gf would ask on r/askreddit lmaoooo
Sometimes you don't wipe properly. It happens, but it shouldn't happen constantly. If it happens constantly, you're either an unhygienic fuck or there's something wrong with your body.
I don't know what everyone is freaking out about.
He thinks he's funny. He's been screaming/spazzing in lieu of punchlines or jokes for years. This is the same shtick but he's just upping it to be "funnier" because his channels are dead.
Remember GEWDLA? Yeah…. I didn't forget either.
No but seriously, that was disturbing. I'm going to have nightmares now, thanks, lainey's husband.
hope some of those people are farmers but sadly a lot of them are genuine. >>502631
I think those are moles that what he has going on by his hairline.
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Are these their next rings for when their lil silicon rings snap from wear and tear?
Is she putting on that makeup unironically?
Reminds me of "Younique" reps.
but anons remember, greg in videos in totally waaaay different that daddy homebody greg outside of videos.
this is a human entering into their early mid age with two children who thinks this is decent enough to attach to their face, their spouses face, childrens face. omg
Omg. Their interaction at 6:05 makes me so uncomfortable. How she flinches every time he touches her…. jesus. I had to watch it on mute, what is he yelling about?
I think, he thinks that he's acting, but he's really just being an insane person. Imagine if he was holding a gun in that scene. I'd fuckin run.
he probably likes dry sex because his dick is too small to feel the vagina otherwise.>>502559
so much for not sweating, onion. why don't you slap some deodorant on your giant old man balls?
Well we all know by now none of his "comedy" is original . He's been doing awful impressions of Jim Carrey for years and when that fails he relies on being loud.
He's probably been watching old idubbbz and Poodiepie videos to figure out why they keep gaining subscribers. He's either trying to have his own "I'M GAAAAY" moment or watched those recent vids where Pewds screeches as he jumps out of his cupboard. The problem is Lainey's gay husband isn't at all funny, and try-hards are painful to watch so he'll never successfully pull off any of this shit.
What the fuck was that. It wasn't good, clever or even remotely entertaining. It was literally like hearing my 8 year old nephew "freestlyle" for an hour about nonsense.
Every time I think he can't get more embarrassing, he proves me wrong. I also love that the only rap acts he can come up with to refer to are Run DMC and Vanilla Ice. Really relating to your teen fans there, Onion.
This kind of reminds me of his videos with Skye.
Also since when do they have a Toyota?
this fucking picture never fails to destroy my sides,
all hail our mother of podology
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Lamp is lookin like Dave Strider in this video.
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It's great how it was recently mentioned here that he has man boobs and then he posts his muh vegetarian body, flexed to the point he looks like he's about to combust. Take a breath LGH
are they in the garage? Is that all old clothes on the floor?
God they live in such a sty.
>>502602>He's most likely faking it. It's still terrifying.
faking what? what is it supposed to be?>>502647
i don't think mental break downs look like this lol
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Anon, he is possessed. Possessed by incurable stupidity that is.
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>>502711>faking what? what is it supposed to be?
A mental break?
It's obvious he's doing it for drama/attention.
if you look closely in that little mirror, you see what i’m guessing is lainey’s glasses.
she just leaves them on the sink counter and not even in a case? no wonder she needs new glasses constantly, she can’t even take care of them properly
I have to disagree, anon. She looks like a MtF instead of FtM. She looked best in my opinion a few years ago when she was a healthier looking woman. She has a nice enough body when she was still active and her face didn't look so long with a better haircut. Her makeup was still crap, but she wore so much less of it that at least she didn't look like a clown.
She's genuinely frightening now, not from the transition, but because she looks like a corpse.
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We can all see you sucking in your gut, LGH.
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If anyone remembers when Taylor's google review account was found last thread, it seems they have been looking at several different dealerships for over a year?
Link to her reviews here: https://email@example.com,-122.8549665,10z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m3!8m2!3m1!1e1?hl=en-US
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It seems like they're downgrading everything. Of course he's kicking and crying all the way but apparently they're running out of options. It was mentioned in discord that they sold the second Tesla and got a new Toyota yesterday.
I agree, they definitely dispel the perception that Lainey is some naive fragile smol immature bean.
She is very clearly a 23 year old woman with a husband, mortgage and two children. A mom, a wife. She just doesn't really convey that online.
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Hope she gets a pterodactyl, it matches with her face shape.
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why is there a microwave in what looks like a carpeted bedroom in their house? sitting on top of a clothes dresser…
the onions are living like vagrants in their own half million dollar 5+ bedroom home.
she cleans it with a dishsoap? is that ok?
i only use my fingers, so i don't know for sure, but i don't think putting a detergent filled sponge on your face is ok
g r e y g a r d e n s
can aldiii please make an ~agender space prince~ edie video?
plainey has a damn guest suite in her basement… complete with cancer-giving microwave that her gay husband hates.
Lainey's really not a thinker. Most people doing this are putting it in mugs or cups, things with some depth to them and she just uses this little bowl. Then her dumb ass goes and squeezes it fresh out of the microwave. I know it's for a video but tongs would've been very helpful there. Dumbass. >>502866
Yes. A lot of people recommend cleansing makeup brushes with dishwashing liquid but if you use too much it can be drying and strip the hairs so you need something to condition them. For a sponge it should be fine, though.
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Jesus Christ. How many times is he going to ask this? I've never seen a grown adult in their 30's need so many asspats and constant reassurance.
It actually makes me feel bad for Lainey, because you just know he's the kind of annoying fuck who will empty the dishwasher once and then demand you shower him with praise for a week.
He followed that poll with another post about how good that made him feel and that it made him feel like he "belongs". If you're a grown man needs to to beg teen girls to tell you that you belong, it's time to take a hard look at your life.
How much do you want to bet her new profile didn't make any mention of the fact that she has children or a middle-aged husband who will immediately try and horn in and manipulate the situation to his advantage.
I don't know why Tinder banned her, but thank god they did. No one deserves that kind of nonsense in their lives.
The whole crowing about "helping" thing is so sick. It's just a justification for his relentless and pathological need to tear others down. "I'm not bad, I HELP people!"
People that actually have good intentions and truly want to help don't need to constantly remind people of that. The people that are worthy of admiration let their actions do the speaking for them.
Take Shane for example, he's not perfect but he does nice things for people and tries to lift up other YouTubers while remaining humble. Lainey's gay husband on the other hand uses his "generosity" only when it benefits him and then throws it in people's faces.
No wonder he has no friends.
Just waiting for the inevitable "Youtube is destroying my life" after getting a ticket for driving with a phone in his hand.
Poor Onions, forced to get pleb cars because YouTube hates Lainey's gay husband.
Shiloh said she got frequent UTI's because Onion didn't want to stop humping her all the time
She said Grug was kind of rough and hurt her during intercourse
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I made something :^)
IF YOUTUBE HADNT DEMONITIZED MY VIDEOS I WOULDNT HAVE HAD TO VLOG WHILE DRIVING!!!
I'm lovin' this slow burn of grundle onionson.
I actually can easily see him being one of those "I KNOW MUH RIGHTS" idiots. I'm frankly a bit surprised he hasn't tried this before.
I guess it's because he rarely leaves his filthy mansion.
Semi-related: have y'all seen Lainey's video about them doing their own prom? Ofc it's going to be in their house and when someone asked if they'll invite friends, she sadly said she doesn't have any. Also she's already stressing about finding a suit that will fit her smol precious body. I'd upload if I could, it's on the Blargh I think. It's worth a watch just for the keks if someone can mirror here.
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This hasn’t to be the most embarrsssing pic he’s ever posted. The strain on his face is pathetic. He’s flexing every muscle as hard as he can and you can still see his dough boy physique.
Imagine when she's 70 and has to explain the significance of these tattoos and what YouNow was.
"I used to be a mildly successful internet streamer because your grandfather was a retard and people enjoyed snickering at me as I changed my gender daily while shoveling makeup on and picking at herpes sores. It was a different time, honey."
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She says that her husband never went to prom but isn’t pic related his prom picture?
Also in one of her hair dye videos, i think when she dye her hair jade. The first time she sponsor that brand.
I read in one of the comments of The blargh, Lainey's account was deleted because she was talking with underage girls
Anyone know how true is that?
he looked like shit at both wedding, dont expect different from high school formals.
also i dont think its a sweater, just a long sleeved shirt.
He has the torso of a midget.
He's straining so hard that his face is turning more red than usual haha what a loser.
You have to be 18 to join Tinder so if there were underaged girls they had to lie about their age, and they would get kicked, not Lainey.
Sounds like bs someone made up.
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Her talking about her music tastes is just a reminder of how basic she really is, even though she constantly shoves the notion down everyone's throats that she is super unique. It's sad, really.
She wants her lazy fuck of a husband to pull off an elaborate promposal. She's dreaming if she expects anything fancier than him screeching and ripping his shirt off to reveal "PROM?" smeared in ketchup across his flabby gut.
Also she's so pitifully excited about this when it's just an overused video idea that even Social Repose and Jaclyn have done. It's not romantic, it's just that they can't think of any original ideas and she's starved for affection as her gay husband jerks off in his room all day.
Poor Lainey my ass.
She is laughing. For some reason, she thinks this cringy old dude is funny.
It's been said before, but she really is a lost cause.
On the positive side, this will give her plenty of opportunities to complain to her young viewers about how she can't find any prom suits that will work for her teensy unique body. She already moaned that she'll have to shop in the "boy's section".
Just think of all the mileage she'll squeeze out of this as she whines about the trauma of shopping while picking at her face and rocking back and forth. She better invest in more concealer, her face will be one giant scab by "prom" night.
Just a reminder that this retard is in his 30's and chose to do this rather than spend time with his children. He actually believes this qualifies as comedy.
For once I actually agree with him. He is a giant, shit-covered baby.
She traded in her Tesla for the Toyota and got a bunch of cash back that they can use to pay bills or the impending tax fine.
She was leasing the Tesla and they just turned it in at a loss and got the Toyota. So now her monthly car payments(leasing) are a whole lot less.
I’m sure all of his exes see this and think “thank god it isn’t me” in Lainey’s shoes.
I’m sorry, but even if you “love” someone, this would get annoying really fucking fast. How can Lainey stand this? I mean this guy is loud and obnoxious 24/7, this makes it clear just how large their house is if Lainey and the kids can’t hear him and it’s THEM disrupting HIM.
I think must know he royally fucked up. He's getting called out mercilessly in his comments section for his ridiculous hissy fit at his ex's manager and recording him w/o permission, and also for showing hentai to his underage patrons.
He is desperately trying to distract everyone with this retarded nonsense, hoping they'll forget he's a pent up and angry narcissist, and just see him as a wacky, outrageous, fun person. This is not how honest adults behave.
Plaster the "YouTube" logo onto the gun
or have the words "YouTube killed me" scrolling on the screen.
Then send this video to the feds with links to all his videos where he blames YouTube for ruining his life.
Lets get this FBI investigation rolling,
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Fucking amazing anon! Beautiful work
Also he put this on his laineysgayhusbandspeaks channel earlier.
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Here you go, Anon-chan
His hair just continues to get sadder and sadder. >>503131
This is sweet revenge.
Can’t see the videos, I don’t think they work on mobile?
Care to explain what they are?
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just hurry up and get it over with, you enormous embarrassment
I don't know if I've ever cringed this hard in my life. This was painful.
Also, why won't Lainey remove the UV protection sticker from her sunglasses? It was there in the Landon video too.
Maybe she plans on returning them later.
"I never even used them! Look the sticker is even still on them!"
He's so transparent for his need of asspats, this second hand embarrassment is truly uncomfortable kek.
>Melodramatic non sequitur about going crazy>SAY YOU LOVE MY VIDEOS>No negative option
He seriously does this at least once a day, shouting into the void where 95% of comments are hate. No wonder Plain's life force is gone, she needs to support his sensitive baby ego.
>Let's get this FBI investigation rolling.
This is the type of shit that makes his fans stand behind him and makes him look like the victim. The FBI won't find anything that makes him a credible threat since he doesn't even own/like guns and you're just wasting time sending them to someone you know isn't going to actually go on some shooting spree and make him look like he's being attacked by "haters" on line. Just like when people called CPS, animal protection, and the local police numerous times.
The same for the anons that seem obsessed with trying to get his Twitch account banned. Why? He isn't making hardly anything off twitch and all that's doing is trying to stop any possible inflowing milk and making him the victim he desperately wants to be.
Can we quit trying to interfere with everything and just enjoy any little milk we get?
He owns multiple guns… Where have you been?
Not to encourage infighting, but - this video is a huge red flag, regardless of whether he would actually commit an act of violence. The video shows him suiting up in a bulletproof vest, army fatigues and literally cocking a gun after YouTube demonetized so many of his videos. It's problematic
, to say the least. I'm not suggesting anyone should contact law enforcement about it, but if it happened to fall into their hands, I wouldn't be surprised if Onionboi was paid a little visit by the authorities. This is exactly the kind of shit that agencies like the NSA is looking for - exactly the kind of shit that, if Onion really did anything crazy, the world would look back on this video and say "why didn't anyone heed the warning signs?"
So I've been watching his freak out videos and noticed a few things. In the first one, all the posters are on the wall. They haven't been disturbed. In the second, it looks like they were being taken down or ripped down (some might have been taped to other posters so not sure which.)
Most of the shit he does is just making random noises. For some reason, the clicking thing really freaks me out. But I've been able to make out a few more words from his insane, incoherent animalistic guttural noises.
He says "I'm a baby" and "mommy" over and over which we've established. But I think another thing he is saying is "Don't blame me."
Now, if you've been watching him for a while you know that he tries to play shit off as he's doing things "just 'cause" Like for example, the STD test video being a part of the continued jabs (dutteh house, etc) at A, not just because he felt like it. There are countless examples.
I just hope this isn't a reference to something that happened with Lainey and she and the kids are ok. Maybe I'm overreacting and he's just being an idiot. With him, he plays dumb so well sometimes you can't tell.
As far as I can tell, the house isn't even for sale (yet?). I'm not really well-versed with real estate stuff so maybe someone who is can double check that.
Honestly, I think he loves himself so much I doubt he will and has ever ACTUALLY attempted suicide. I believe he's threatened to do it to get attention and to look like the victim (like when he was in the army).
Nothing is ever his fault in his mind so why would he want to kill himself? I'm more worried about his kids and his pets. He's already killed a turtle and a friends dog.
Lame's gay husband is just being an idiot for attention. Other YN personalities are behaving in ridiculous ways to get drama channels to talk about them. It's the same ol' ploy he's tried countless times before, getting people to speculate on his mental health. It's so exaggerated, inconsistent, and "too aware" in comparison to how actually insane people behave, though, that it's unbelievable. Truly mentally broken people or people out of touch aren't aware of it enough to openly advertise/capitalize on it. Lame's gay twink-wannabe has been out of touch in the past, unknowingly, with his past relationships, and his apparent lack of awareness made it believable. He's trying too hard, which, although desperate, is deliberate. Nothing to read into. He knows that people think he has mommy issues or whatever, so he's playing all of that up.
Ultimately, he wants people to worry/hope that he's going mental so people will tune into his otherwise boring YN streams. No real milk here, tbh.
Ew that is creepy as hell, anon. It’s really creepy that he always says “I’m a baby” and shit… like he’s imitating his kids or something. Idk if he does another younow stream tonight, he’s being a really big weirdo. Maybe each stream he says something different and he’s trying to be one of those people that have “codes” in their videos/streams before they do something. >>503210
Can we stop with the “he killed a turtle!” bullshit. My god a turtle is not even remotely close to a human child and he didn’t even purposely kill it. He’s just fucking stupid. The guy is actually stupid enough to think he’s protecting a creature by putting it in a box and forgetting it needs air. It sounds so stupid when people say he killed a turtle. You act like he tortured it or threw it at a driving by car. Get real.
hence why I mentioned the friend's dog incident.
In all, I do agree with >>503211
Do I think he's going to hurt his family, probably not. IF he was going thru an actual mental breakdown (which we all know isn't happening, this is just his pathetic attempt to get attention) then I wouldn't be concerned for his safety, I'd be worried about the children and animals in his care.
Was the second video filmed in the room with the anime wall? I'm gonna be so sad if he tore it all down, it was glorious.
I wonder if he is in fact posting these videos to appear too insane to be prosecuted… Since he claims his occupation is a "youtube actor", and probably wouldn't be acting like that in court, I don't think a judge would believe it.
Hey, maybe covering himself in fake blood and yelling "I'm a baby" is just his way of letting off steam after a hard day's work.
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just found this.
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Could this potentially be money laundering? These are the only results on google.
Don’t believe it until you see it.
I don’t think he sell his house right now because it would be a loss due to the market. If he does move perhaps it means he is renting his house out. I really don’t see why he just doesn’t rent his back guesthouse. He is so stupid, he could be getting at the least a grand a month, up to 2000. He must not be that hard up imo.
Lol why are you so bothered by people saying he killed a turtle? He did. Accidentally killing an animal by extreme negligence/carelessness is still killing an animal and would still indicate that someone has empathy issues.
I don't think he'd go out of his way to kill his dogs now, but I don't really think he cares whether they live or die. If left entirely under his care, they'd probably die or get extremely sick from negligence. Or he'd just sell them or abandon them somewhere. He doesn't seem to have much of an emotional attachment to animals at all.
Granted, I think it's too extreme to say he'd be that sociopathic with his children. But that won't happen cause even if he somehow was the only one in charge of them, he'd hire someone to raise the kids before ever doing any childrearing himself. He does seem to feel an emotional attachment to them, but probably only bc as a narcissist he views them as an extension of himself.
Alexandre not Alexander.>>503295
It's a huge office building. (Google Street View)>>503296
Also, the chicken. It kicked the bucket due to … fowl play.
Maybe we underestimated Onion and he's been plotting his Plan B the whole time.
…wait. I just remembered who I was talking about. Never mind.
>>503215>implying leaving a turtle under a plastic box to slowly cook/suffocate in the hot sun isn't torture
the dude clearly has issues. not saying he'd leave his kids to die but he sure as fuck NEVER watches or interacts with them (straight from Lame's mouth). The kids would absolutely be neglected if Lame wasn't there to take care of them. LGH's idea of interacting with the kids is giving them a loaf of bread and shoving them out of the camera while he's getting his mongoloid head dyed.
If we're going to throw on some tinfoil for a moment…
This could be a massive fraud attempt by 'Ol Onion the Waterhead. It's not uncommon at all for rich people in tax issues with the IRS to create shell companies (registered businesses that exist in name only and don't actually function) so they can dump the assets they don't want to be seized by the government into. Anyone can do this, actually. Pulling it off successfully is the hard part.
We could be seeing what he meant by saying he "outsmarted" the IRS. Not the case really. If true, he only brained his behind bars for fifteen to twenty years.
what else shell we talk about? do you think it's a turtley awesome topic or a turtle disaster? did this conversation tortoise nothing?>>503314
All I know is all he had for the Onision name was a trademark (not a "business") and he let the trademark lapse and I totally agree with everything else you said. It is the most likely scenario, I think.
Bless you, Anon.
I cannot believe he actually whined to his patrons that he is "panicking about survival" when he still lives in a mansion and took a bunch of the proceeds from his Tesla
to buy a new Toyota. Oh and he mentioned he just got back from Panera Bread with lunch.
When my husband and I were struggling financially we had to share a used piece of shit car and had to make choices like whether to pay the electric or get groceries. What a manipulative fuck.
This squid ink analogy is spot on. He's feeling the heat and instead of being honest and handling his shit, he's trying to distract everyone by acting like a retard and covering himself with goo.
This might work on pre-teens, but it doesn't work in the real world with adults. The IRS still needs it's money and a judge won't fall for this shit.
Kek. The pool table is STILL just sitting in his yard for fuck's sake. He said it's "gonna stay there for a while".
What a lazy piece of shit. Nothing improves the value of your house more than a busted up old pool table sitting in the yard.
its all a bunch of giggling girls
theyre so in love with him
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Anyone know who this is?
It reminded me so much of the weird mocking shit he did (assumedly from his own kids) in the diaper video.
Unhinged doesn’t even begin to cover it.
Right? And he clearly doesn't give a shit about them, he spent the entire time whining about his financial issues, that mean manager and how YouTube is demonitizing all his UhOhBro vids.
Don't they get tired of this? Does he ever ask them about their lives? I thought they were paying to have a "conversation" not just get a rundown of his shitty life.
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just another transboi that lainey fetishizes.
he looks better than taylor ever will
boy or girl
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Seems to be
-in a relationship
-proud weed user
High chance he is being manipulative with his words. Saying "after every time" when it was just one time to act like shes so obsessed with him. Saying shiloh doesn't leave them alone when hes the one posting videos with her up again sparking the response from her manager, etc.
And yeah lameo is a shithead to anyone who tries to support her. Always runs to onion to show him "laugh" at the person so she can be his good little obedient girl.
If that's actually true and not something Lainey's gay husband made up, I don't see how that's supposed to make her
It's actually a pretty kind thing to do given the circumstances and Lainey's a huge asshole for mocking her because of it. There will be a time when Lainey actually does need support, especially from someone who has been there and she will have burned all her bridges. I would think testimony from Greg's exes might come in handy during child custody hearings.
They can't be bothered to clean their house or unclog their own drains, can you imagine if a plumbing issue came up? Landlords have actual responsibilities and tenants have a right to safe living conditions.
Renting out part of their property would have disaster written all over it.
I bet shes back to her "i dont know my identity maybe i do identify more as a boy!!" shit so she can message all these transboys for advice so she can get them to be her friends and give her attention. When she started her agender shit, it was because she was following a ton of agender twitter people and thought they were cool, so she joined in on it too. Her agender stuff probably got stale for her.
She always always skincrawls anyone she sees gets attention for something and suddenly wants it too. But then she copies too much different shit that it starts making no sense. She wants to be agender and bisexual because of twitter/tumblr people, started stating her daddy kink when it was also the trendy kink on tumblr, then she also was interested more with DDLG and wearing toddler clothes because of people like binkieprincess, then she wants to be a beauty makeup/hair youtuber because of billie, and now shes hovering over transboy/demiboy shit. So she wants to have no gender, be her daddy's little submissive girl, wear childish girly shit like lisa frank, wear enormous amounts of feminine makeup 24/7, and identify as a boy while being like ~so gay~ but only ever truly liking/dating a dude that is her husband. Literally makes zero sense together. I also forgot her obsession with stating she has anxiety. Also hugely popular thing to mention for attention, and that was literally 100% of what she talked about before her gender stuff.
I mean lainey was "that fan" that lied to her gay husband about shiloh cheating when the fact was that they broke up and shiloh moved on way faster than him.
laineys a cunt through and through and I'll be laughing during divorcegate. Shiloh needs to remember that lainey was the one that fucked her over and made greaseball chase her and send fans after her for fucking years all because she wanted to be the one bent over taking it dry doggy style in a hotel room.
lainey is a slutty lying nasty bitch fuck her.
Don't watch this, it's horrendously cringy. It's the results of his sister's saliva test.
Results:>42% Irish>36% Scandinavian>10% British
Bonus: He seems to fail to recognise one of the pictures he looks up of a British person is just Trump's face photoshopped onto the queen.
Lol she and him are so narcissistic they think everything someone does is a way to get at them. I totally believe both her and greg think the only reason she could be contacting lameo is to get to greg and steal him back! She must be obsessed and still in love with him! I like how she constantly laughed at anyone who gives her support, but then during the billie weed breakup had the infamous "WHERE IS MY SUPPORT/SYMPATHY??" line. You cant have it both ways lameo.>>503376
So hes 100% white. Shocking!
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she reacts to his touch the same way a beaten woman does
even when he just whips at her with an imaginary weapon she winces and cowers
yeah… hard as it is to feel bad for her in general, this is definitely not a normal reaction.
whether he hits her or not, I haven't a clue, but her reactions to him are certainly suspect.
I’m not being a WK for either of these retards but Lainey might just naturally be a jumpy person if someone gets too up into her space.
I’m the same way, even with guys I’m into, and I’ve never been abused lol.
But it is Onion, so who knows.
He made that "whipping motion" from 6 or 7 feet away. Thats far from a someones "personal space"
From 2 yards away she still flinches when he just makes the motion of hitting her. I wonder what he whips her with in the bedroom, my guess is his belt (with the buckle)
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Grunk is replying to almost every hate comment on his new video. I grabbed some screen shots- at least 8 different ones he's commented on. I don't want to spam so I'll just post a few and you guys can tell me if you want more.
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Looks like Gurg is butthurt about drama channels recording his livestreams.
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samefag but it seems like he's getting really butthurt about the haters
isnt that ur entire platform?
attacked skye, sh, billie, cyr, socialrepose, Jaclyn glenn, eugenia cooney, blair white. shouldnt u kill urself "Mr. Technical"
Btw the only ppl who use year old selfies are insecure aging fatties but whatever
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It's not being negative, it's honesty.
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these replies tho wew lad
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Greg is different because he gets money to bully people.
wasn't it YouTube or death for him?
viewers, subs… dwindling…
something or other about cancer, LGH
Lugg's homohusbando knows he can't likeable, so he's relying (desperately) on "hate watchers" with his new autist livestream sessions, triggering
dem "shadow fans" in the comment section, and steering away people watching reuploaded livestream sessions so that they tune into the actual recording because he needs the money. He's losing his house, the IRS should come to a head soon, and he'll be damned if he has to sacrifice even a little of his comfort for upper middle class lifestyle.
This is his pattern whenever things get desperate and he needs views. It's working less and less over time.
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Peep that juxtaposition.
Don't hurt yourself
* unless you don't like me
Translation: if you take 5 minutes out of your day to point out my hypocrisy and problematic
behavior to my impressionable young fans, it makes me very insecure and I will lash out like an edgy 13 year-old.
Apparently "the definition of bullying" includes discussing his behavior and using clips to point out his hypocrisy and ridiculousness. I guess under his definition, he's a bully too.
But we all know the rules don't apply to Lainey's gay husband. Such an honest person.
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The comment section is pretty entertaining. These are the top 3 right now. Kek
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Funny you should mention that
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This pussy ass is the youtube troll that unblocked like 10 years of haters, just to get attention like he used to. >>503075
He really should not have released this video. His Tounge Tie is really apparent as he screeches. >>502943
Now this is hilarious anon. From a fat puffy Taylor Elaine to a saddened worn out 25 year old who's given up on herself. Outstanding.
Laineys no match.
I watched it till the end and it's good ol' Taylor just bitching about stupid shit and being smug.
I am triggered
by her highlighting though, she covers all her fucking nose with it and makes it look like a giant potato, she's so fucking bad at make up, holy shit. I cringe to see her looking at herself like "OOOH YEH DAS RITE LOOK AT THAT" when she looks like a fucking mess. JFC
Seems weird to me because I joke about being threatened by my bf sometimes but then we overact the whole thing. Here her flinching seems subtle like she's trying to control it.
I'm hoping Greg is gonna risk it all for another teen and divorce Lainey so she can deliver all the milk she has on him. Joke's on Onision because he pushed her to makes videos for $$$ and now she got the ropes of blabbering away on camera.
She doesn’t think her husband and what he does reflects on her as a person, lol.
Because why would the kind of person you choose to live with and be partners with and rear children with for the rest of your life have any indication about the kind of person you yourself are?
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I wish I had the time to scour all his channels for the video. But in that vid last year he goes with his sister to a shooting range and they both target practice with his pistol.
The best part is that he says something like >wow that has some recoil
its later revealed it was a 22lr pistol, basically the pussy of all handguns
Pic related - 22lr round VS 9mm round (most common chambered semi-auto pistol)
>>503461>not getting paid or anything
So in other words, if you harass people but you're being paid to do so, it's fine. Him making videos about reviewing people's bodies or talking shit about other YouTubers or "exposing" his exes don't count as bullying because it's his "job".
How does this fucker still have fans? I don't understand it.
Eh, I think that's a bit of a stretch. LGH has openly mocked special needs people and mimicking them in sketches when he makes fun of people. The latest example of this that I can remember is that video where he called Lainey a "trash princess". He portrayed her as special needs in that video. He also sperged out on Twitter when he kept using the word "retard" as an insult/"joke" and made a poll asking people if the word "retard" was hilarious (because he thinks it is).
He's just doing the same thing to his kids, I think, sadly. The oddly specific thing (or one of) that I remember in the video is of LGH rubbing his diaper butt up against the wall, and babies will do that if they're left unchanged so much that they develop rashes and shit.
I don't think his kids are special but he definitely
makes fun of them. I can see that.
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Chapter 11 of Reaper's Creek.https://imgur.com/a/ClUNP
Oh, I found the video bearable! That's new!
He takes inspiration from the farmlands, cool cool.
i dont have screenshots anymore (i think they were posted in temp at the time, i cant remember sadly) but he had a video (unrelated to the whole "HAVE I HELPED YOU" ordeal) and there were only about 20 comments max, all slightly different variations of "thank you, you've helped me i love you" and it was so fucking creepy… that seemed to me like he deff buys comments and maybe includes a phrase he'd like them to say and a bot will post comments similar
if anyone remembers or has screenshots that'd be awesome, but he shits out videos so much it's probably tough to find now..
>>503547>sooner rather than later
anon, she has 2 kids with him, is coming up on the 5th? year of being married, has gone through countless cheating episodes with him etc
it's already too late kek
THIS. I'm so glad he is stuck with her now. It is the purgatory he will be in for the rest of his life. Hating being there but being unable to leave or he will have to face the reality of being lower middle class.
The thing is, I don't think Lainey is going to grow much from where she is. She got her fame from being married to him, so she isn't bringing in any new viewers. Not to mention she isn't good at her job to begin with, so it is pretty likely that her channel is going to slow down as well. Her YouNow already brings in way less cash than it used to.
I'm also hopeful that Sh gets to make good on her promise of ruining him. It is such poetic justice.
Shes stupid. she could easily have made friends with tons of youtubers but she chose to pick onion boy over all of them. Now she also has a bad rep and people don't wanna go near her. She still has a shot though if she leaves him to get in with some youtuber crowds. She got fame from fucking onion boy, at least use it correctly when you got a free pass to easy life and money.
He, however, is completely done. No one wants to go near him. At least when he was a scum bringing in big numbers, there was a reason to collab with him. He thought he was a hotshot who would stay on top forever, so he was comfortable burning all the bridges. Now it looks like no one wants to help you out.
It's funny how shane helped his channel a lot in the beginning and now to see how opposite Shane is to him. Shane has helped out so many youtubers and his close friends and got them a large following, that if anything ends up happening to his channel, he could easily turn to all these people who would gladly help him out. Onion just stepped all over anyone and was not appreciative one bit. He never wanted anyone close to him to become more famous than him and it was always all about him. Now he has no one. It's perfect.
So isn’t this enough to get him removed as a partner on Twitch? Considering they say they’ll ban people for shit they do even if it’s outside of Twitch, I’m sure encouraging suicide is something they would ban or suspend you for?
Also, I wanted to ask if anyone knows why Lainey’s husband owes so much in taxes to the IRS? Has he not been filing his taxes? Because each year even if you owe taxes you don’t have to file so you don’t have to pay them right away, but you have like up to 4 years to file for a specific year. And if he’s claiming dependents (his kids) as well as getting tax reductions on a bunch of shit, he owes all that money back by the end of the year for whatever was supposed to be taken out for taxes, but wasn’t. So basically he during the year he wasn’t getting taxes taken out and so at the end of the year whatever wasn’t taken out needs to be paid and you have a choice whether or not to file, if you don’t file you don’t have to pay for that year. Was he just not filing taxes for all those years? Because if find it incredibily insane that he owes over $400k. I feel like this might be what he meant when he got pissed off at TurboTax. Like he was avoiding paying it back and hoping it would blow over, but it doesn’t it just stays there until you do file and pay it. I mean we know why he’s being audited, because they have to make sure he really had business expenses, but why does he owe so much all at once. If he was filing taxes each year he should have been paying that back at the end of each year. If he wasn’t filing, then that’s why all those years added up.
He owes so much because he tried to claim literally EVERYTHING as a business deduction, such as his ENTIRE house. He paid some taxes, but attempted to cut waaaaaaaay more corners than anywhere near legally allowed.
Now, mind you, Onion says this is 100% the fault of TurboTax, and not his own idiocy.
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I know the big joke now is gay husband is chubby with manboobs, but I seriously think theres some kind of hormone imbalance and he has gynecomastia. Those puffy nipples cannot be ignored. Could it be all the soy he eats?
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Did he honestly compare himself to Mads Mikklesen? I assume he means Green Butchers Mads kek
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Why is there so many blood stains on their bedding?
I know they have both admitted that they enjoy S&M and bondage sex play in bed, but does it get so rough that Lameo is bleeding out?
Holy shit I was about to post this as well.
How can she be fine with posting and showing that shit. So disgusting.
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Yep. That looks like blood.
what are bachelor wounds? Im sure its an autocorrect thing but I cant figure out what the word should be.
If it is acne sores bleeding and weeping because LGH cant stop scratching at them, that explains the stains on the pillows, but whats up with the stains on the headboard?
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"voila, my kitchen is clean, my dogs are very very happy"
>literally garbage and an empty plastic takeout box on the floor outside the kitchen
Thats LGH's bedroom, it has the movie projector set up and I was sure he mentioned that being in his room.
Lainey cosleeps with the kids in another room. I think the nightly routine is shower with gay husband, sukmi time and rough sex with "faggot" insults in LGH's room, then off to the kids room to cosleep.
discipline lmao… this fuck has no business ever talking up his military "career" even if that is a prop gun
I love how this has become CSI-Puyallup
Ive stopped being shocked at how filthy they are, how accustomed to living in filth and grime they have become.
I can only imagine what that house smells like with the 2 dozen LARGE outdoor style garbage cans, that are always full because Lainey is too smol & frail to take them out and Greg is too busy editing. Add to that the smelly dogs who rarely get bathed. The piles of dirty clothes that have begun to ferment with the stench of BO. The diaper pail that never gets emptied because, same as before, Lainey=smol Greg=busy. And lastly the random messes the kids and Greg make that never get cleaned up because Lainey just plain lazy.
They never leave the house so they probably dont smell the stench. The smell has become part of them. I wish one of the teen girls who almost got hooked could tell us what the "Grease Mansion Stench" smells like.
P sure it's nosebleeds, I used to get them a lot in my old house, even up on the headboard because I would bleed on my fingers (because I sleep with my hand under my head) and brush them against the headboard during the night. He didn't have the heat on all winter, so the cold dry air would definitely give nosebleeds.
It's gross either way. Get some new pillow covers and a duvet cover you degenerates. Buy a humidifier if you refuse to turn the heat on.
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ya could have rinsed it off
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He's an edgelord for sure.