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Onision/Onion/Greg/Gregma/Gurgles/Lainey's Gay Husband (abbreviated to LGH)/Shreg/Ogreg/Anusion/Anus/Gregory Avaroe is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since. Laineybot/Taylor/Lainey/Plainey/Doormat/Greg's Straight Wife (abbreviated to GSW)/Lame/Taylor Avaroe, is a transtrender and "beauty guru" with no makeup-knowhow or personality.
On the last episode:>Last update on swamp trailor’s case was on September 12th>Anons speculate Lainey and Greg (mainly Greg) are currently looking for a third person to torture. >>574410> Lainey speaks about Billie (again) in her private livestreams, compares her to a “first love” among other things >>576077>Fat Becca and Creepy Sylar are no longer mods of onioncord and are no longer following Greg’s sooper sekrit twitter account. >>576157>Greg releases footage of the guberment “trespassing” on his property. >>576267>Greg makes another video challenging Shane to fight him. Shane, of course, ignores him. >>576344>Lainey is liking DDLG posts from Binkie Princess >>576933>Greg spergs out about #WhyIDidntReport tag >>577953 >>578092 >>578120 and continues to pretend he's an activist for sexual assault victims days later >>579507>Lainey continues to talk about Billie (and another ex) >>578005 as well as a girl she’s had a “crush” on for a year. Surprise! It’s a Billieclone. >>578014>Lainey releases “The Future of my Marriage”, Greg wants to impregnate another woman, Lainey, of course, is not okay with that. In other news, water is wet. >>578186>Greg compares an onionflake (rxbootyslayer) to Quiet from MGSV. A “compliment” he’s already given to Lainey and ex-cameraman Sam. >>578416>Greg releases another video complaining about his exes, specifically Shi. >>579569
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>implying Lainey is trans.
It’s wonderful, the more Obesion lurks and reads the truth about how much we all know he can’t stand his ugly, spineless, transtrender wife, the more he forces himself to love bomb her publicaly to prove the hayturz wrong.
It’s a lose lose Anus. You’re either stuck with your downgrade “twin flame” forever or have to admit to the Internet you haven’t loved Laineythot since Billie showed up.
I just watched the parking garage video and it’s hilarious that Greg couldn’t even poke fun at I’m a Banana. >fridge: “dude banana was awesome!”>greg: “Banana was… just nothing it was ten years ago!”
>No Greg. I’m a banana was low effort bottom of the barrel “content” for children.
I thought the skit had a lot of potential. If he had just shown more self-awareness and laughed at himself a bit more, it actually could have been quite funny. I actually laughed at the line,"This isn't the kind of content that get views in 2018!" If he had just droned on in the car to the other 2 as if they were a captive audience to Gurgs trying to do a live Onision Speaks, it could have been funny. But no, he had to do all the screaming and stripping and shit. Wasted opportunity for Gurgles, as usual.He has NO self awareness which is why he's a shit 'comedian'.
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So thats the Onion Clans new family car? Theres child seats visible in the back. The license plate says Car Pros, and theres a Car Pros Kia in Tacoma WA
Lainey says in her The Future Of Our Marriage video>now we drive a Kiahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS1kTvNBQdQ&feature=youtu.be&t=570
Greg was unsatisfied with that "fragile" Dodge pickup he busted the backglass out of with the bunkbeds, and said he was thinking of trading it in. Did they trade in both the pick up and Laineys Toyota sedan for this SUV?
Are we missing the forest for the trees?
Is Greg ACTUALLY driving for Uber or Lyft? I cant remember which video but I swear Greg mention in passing that he had a second job but didn't go into detail what it was. So now Greg is using his Kia Sorento to pick up drunk girls and tourists.
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not at all. it's blank
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I did simply because he's a putz and this was over reaching, even by twitters standards
I wondered this at first too, if he became an Uber driver.
But the video made it sound like he doesn’t know how Uber works. He asked them where they want to go. And he said he would discount the ride for a good review. Doesn’t work like that. If he wrote the script and was an actual Uber driver, you’d think it’d be more accurate.
I only read the recap of the video and looked at the screenshots, so maybe I’m wrong.
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so they responded.
it was him that reported it, because it was responded for "impersonation" and you have to be the person, or represent the person being "impersonated"
i wonder how much he screamed at them
tbh if he wasnt verified id doubt theyd have given a shit
They bought the tesla to pick up their collaborators from the airport in the first place, so I am doubtful he has even used the service.
So from the recap of the video, I noticed that the party where billy says 'this could fit my kid sis' is a ref to our jokes that lainey has man feet and grug has baby feet.
doesn't lainey consider herself a trans guy?
I gotta say man, she is pretty fem. Idk how she considers herself to be masc, there isn't a hit of testosterone in her other than her long mannish jaw.
And the creepy fucking part about >very nearly statutory raped more than one young girl
is that if he could have gotten away with earlier like if it had been legal, he totally fucking would have gone younger. Because Shreg can't see the difference between a 13-year-old that happens to be "physically mature" and a legal 18-year-old. If Shreg ever goes to prison part of his punishment should be required to learn about psychological development at a college level and make a grade of 100%, no Google to help. Then again Shreg is stuck cognitively as a 16-year-old whiny outcast boy, so we can't really expect him to want to have his manhood jeopardized by a mature independent woman.
>guilted and manipulated women into sex and different kinks (proof: Billie)>shamed them for not wanting to participate (proof: Billie)>used sex, kink, and "polyamory" as a scapegoat for violent, abusive, and otherwise shitty behavior toward women (Lainey's near-constant bruises, cheating on Lainey, Shi's story about forced head shaving, wanting to chain up Billie etc.)
And ALL of this. Even as far as calling Billie boring for not wanting to be chained up.
He's a manipulative fucked up sexual predator and abuser. I'm sure he gaslights the fuck out of the women he's been with and currently with. And of course, he has a couple hundred (actively participating) fans who back him up no matter what because he's probably claimed the Garden of Eden is up my ass and they're climbing up in there looking for it. Lainey is a piece of shit, she's always kinda been an asshole even during the honeymoon phase of her relationship with Greg where he was probably sweet as can be, but she's been gaslit by him 100% I can guarantee it.>>579704
To be fair in the video they reference it as "Gruber" not uber. I guess then implying his new job is a business venture on his own not affiliated with uber. Then they kinda ruin that joke later by saying maybe we should take Lyft instead after Shreg spergs out and prances around naked hoping for teen girls to spot him. >>579708
Even though he's verified I think he's technically not supposed to have his name as "Character" on Twitter since he got in trouble for changing his name to Leelu when he decided to use his adorable dog as a mask to spew bullshit and sperg on Twitter.
doesn't lainey consider herself a trans guy?
>I gotta say man, she is pretty fem. Idk how she considers herself to be masc, there isn't a hit of testosterone in her other than her long mannish jaw.
Which makes Gurg's willingness to compare her to Quiet in MGS even more insensitive. Quiet's design is all boobs and butt and fan service & quintessentially super-duper feminine when Draino claims she has gender dysphoria about her boobs.(How does she not get that she just has the anorexic kind of dysphoria not uncommon in young women who don't have control in their lives?) But of course, Gurg is allowed to 'misgender' our fave smol space prince when if anyone else slips with the pronouns (cos they see a small, passive woman who is a stay at home mom, presents female and does what her narc husband tells her to do) she loses her shit. Oh the irony.
>>579752>his new job is a business venture on his own not affiliated with uber.
I could see him doing this. He thinks he knows better than any car service, same as he knew better than the IRS and Washington state wetland agencies.
He just lurks around the airport pick up areas, tourist hotspots and cruises the downtown area where most of the bars and clubs are and solicits people with "are you waiting for an Uber? I can give you a ride for better price, plus you'd have a celebrity driving you… Im Onision!"
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When Shreg and his sister went rock climbing, they jump in his fragile Ram truck, and if you listen carefully you can hear that he has Im So Emo playing, how fucking full of himself can he be?
If he did work for Uber I can see him forcing his passengers to listen to his songs for the whole drive and then at the end of the trip offering his whole playlist download for "nine ninety nine… NINE NINETY NINE!!!"
I know right.
Saying that his relationship was as fucked up as Mike and Julia's and that Julia is like Shiloh just sounds SO wrong.
Shiloh may was a bit crazy but she wasn't even in the slightest Julia-level crazy.
He probably is salty that Shiloh put out new music and has over one Million listeners and he just wants a reason to talk shit about her. omg your baby died? Well I once had a psycho ex who got pregnant with another guys baby. But it died as well, so jokes on her! Btw have you heard my banana song?
"netting Dawson more than 500,000 views in less than an hour"
Oh man, I bet Anus is pure envy
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When I saw the thumbnail for his video on which emo guys he'd date, I swear to god I thought that his dream fuckboi was Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory.
Hes got the weirdest types of people he'd fuck. Geeky Sheldon, ugly teen Andy Dick.
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Yet another apology video.
Ive started the countdown to how long it will take for him to do a total 180 and sperg out about one of his ex's again.
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BILLIE, SHILOH & ADRIENNE apology>How can you believe me though? Well I have been involved both friend-wise and subtlety romantically with some other people in my life. Like theres a girl I dated you dont know about
theres other people I havent told you about.
Hes trying to be so cloak and dagger about him having a 3 week Skype relationship with Hannah Minx. Theres no way hes fucked anyone else (besides Billie) since his marriage to Taylor. And he better not be trying to imply his carrying Maya into another room, and making her feel creeped out as a "relationship"
We already have a chart and timeline of all your relationships since you were on YouTube Greg. Dont try and be vague and twist time lines making it seem like this "subtle romance" occurred recently. I guess he wants his fans to clamor and plead for more info on this mysterious other woman. You will only get to fuck another girl if Taylor first agrees to it and joins in, and we all know that is not going to happen.
tldr: Greg jerked off to Hannah Minx tits over Skype for a few weeks = Subtlety Romantic/Mysterious Other Woman
His apology is such shit. Apologize for the sexual harassment and coercion, the manipulation. Apologize for calling AJ's dad a pedophile. Apologize exactly for what you did to these girls before and after you were together and maybe
people will believe your apology is genuine. He's just as bad as Lainey's ex.
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Laineybot: I was really scared when I posted it and the assumptions were going be oh your a fuckin' serial murderer.
I hate that she always embellishes the rumors she believes people have about her and Grugly.
No Lamey, we dont think you're some evil genius thats plotting to ruin peoples lives, you both are too stupid to come up with that kind of plan and to lazy to follow through.
And we also dont think you're a serial killer or mass murdered. You both are two little pussies who can only gossip and backstab people. I doubt either of you would raise a hand to anyone outside your own Onion family for fear of getting a beat down.
Lol acting like it's common for people to go on a smear campaign for their exes or old friends. Sure, maybe sometimes you say a bad thing or two but you don't systematically set out to tear someone down like he does.
He emailed Billie AGAIN? He's trying to put out feelers to see if he can suck her back in…
I really think his earlier tweets "Are you the same, or have you changed?" "I’m sorry I’m salty. I promise the next time you try, I’ll be much sweeter." were for her.
Her video was annoying. She only asked her own instagram followers what their assumptions about her were in a way that doesn't allow anonymous messages, then was genuinely "surprised" that she got mostly good assumptions. We all know she'd block anyone too abrasive, most of her own instagram followers want to kiss her ass, and the wording of the question had nothing to do with drama or rumors. Always taking the easy way out, these two.
And his video…everything about the title, thumbnail, and description fucking infuriate me, so I'm gonna skip for my own mental health's sake. I can't imagine being one of those girls.
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When lainey finds a "girlfriend" and it's not what Grease had in mind
Here you go anons, had nothing better to do.
Transcript of "Billie, Shiloh and Adrienne"
Hello there, I am Character. Otherwise known as Onision, formally.
Uhm, I changed my name because a lot of people were taking me very seriosly as the character I was playing.
And that is not cool. laughs
It's not cool to be held accountable for things you do as an actor.
Like, for instance, if I played a serial killer in a movie I would be very shocked if people were like "you're a murderer" if they saw me as an actor, just walking around the streets or something.
I feel like with youtube a lot of the same respect should be given, just because we are all human. You know, the guy who plays Thor is just as much human as me. You know what I mean.
Anyway, so I changed my name to Character, but as Onision there were a lot of things that I did. Real things that I should be held accountable for. And I have been, to a degree held accountable for.
Regardless, this video is for Billie, it's for Adrienne, it's for Shiloh.
These are three women with a complicated past, what involves me. Very complicated.
But just because it's complicated doesn't mean that I have nothing to apologize for. Doesn't mean that I haven't done things that I shouldn't have.breaths out
specifically after every single time those people and myself parted ways.
See, I as a person who has been thinks about words
very in love with himself, can be very protective of myself and what people say about me.
I've done something that many people have done, which is go on a smear campaign while reflecting whatever truth I know to be.
It still can be so very wrong to try and hurt someone, just because they're mad at you, just because they said whatever they said.
This isn't about them being wrong in any way, it's not about saying that I am anything but wrong. I'm just trying to establish that my reaction was based on a self-love.
I was asked a question during the last big breakup.
Why I reacted the way I did, like, how could I treat somebody, that I said I loved, that way. How could I try to make them look terrible infront of everybody, if I cared about them ever so much and that question was valid.
But the answer is revealing. It's importantly essentially revealing.
And that is; I as a person, not as a character, as an actual person, was valuing myself above other human beings. And that's a problem in so many ways.
Because what happens when you value yourself more than other human beings, specially people that you say you've loved, is; you're kind of saying that you love yourself more than those people.
And that's not attractive. smiles
That's not something to be admired for, that's something that we all should look down on and many people have looked down on that.
But what I'm saying is, I as myself, as a character, as whatever; I voluntarily took reallife people and advertised them as much as possible smiles
to the public as bad.
Just because, you know, we broke up. Specifically I would terminate a relationship and then, if they would say anything I would immediatly attack.
You know as a person who would terminate a relationship, you could think I would be a bigger person than that, you know I think you think I would be more secure in myself, but I wasn't.
I had such an overwheling ego that I just had to say things wherever I could.
And I didn't ever stop to think "hey, you did say you love this person, you're supposed to be loving towards this person. Even if you do break up"
But for some reason when I stop being friends with someone, when I stop dating someone,
even though many times in my adult life has been because I didn't wanna be involved with them anymore, sometimes it's not, sometimes they don't wanna be involved with me; many times I said "hey, I don't wanna be with you anymore". I still feel compalled to make sure that everyone in society knows exactly why I don't think they're worth my rolls his eyes
so super special presence.
But reality, I have been such an egomaniac, I have been such a narcississt. Not in every aspect of what makes a narcississt, but in many other boxes you can easily check off. smiles
I have many flaws and I have made some people who are not horrible people shed tears over me. Over how I treated them after we broke up.
So I just wanted to say why I have apologized to one of them privatly, one of them smiles
I said if they contacted me again I'd get a restraining order. So there's no personal apology there smiles
uhm, but I do regret, you know, having ever made any of these things public.
You know even if someone said something, it's best just to say where you stand personally and not bring that other person into it. Be the bigger person.
But I did apologize personally to someone. I emailed them recently that I'm sorry for the way I treated you after we broke up.
And the problem with that is, I humiliated them publicly. So I think it's important that I give myself a little humiliation and I admit that I was wrong to everyone.
So, well this doesn't make everything right, it doesn't repair much at all, it's still the right thing to do.
Uhm it's kinda like showing up late. You know, better late than never. You don't get as much points as if you showed up on time or early, but at least you did something. smiles
So, I just wanna say sorry and uhm the way I came across this was the same way I came across the whole Jaclyn Glenn apology epiphany.
I was listening to Moby smiles
, I was listening to Moby's music and I was like "man this really reminds me, like, some of the times where I actually looked upon some people with admiration and to think about them in that state turning to the darkness that I pulled them into"
It's not something a person can easily forgive and I understand that.
So, uhm, how can you believe me though? Well, I have been involved both friend-wise and romantically, uhm, with some other people in my life.
Like there's a girl I dated you don't know about. There's a, uhm, other people that I never told you guys about.
And that's because this is a legit apology.
You know, just because you're no longer friends with somebody, like I've cut ties with some people I've no longer had the same relationship with that I used to.
Just because that happend, I didn't turn to the camera. Because I am changing, I am growing.
So, that's how you can believe this apology.
Because I haven't exploited aditional relationships etc, certainly not by name, certainly not by pointing out specific people.
Uhm, speaking vagualy that's my story, I'm allowed to do that, but to go on a shame campaign, like I had in the past, it's just so rolls eyes
immature. And it's so egoistical, it's so selfinvolved, selfimportant, it's just ridicilous.
And I don't wanna support anybody doing that, even if they were, you know I don't care what the position is. laughs
You know, that's something you don't do.
Because let's say hypothetically someone's nothing but right and someone else is nothing but wrong. If the nothing but right person parades around and shames that person for being wrong in their opinion, they're wrong.
That's why so many people sided with that person the last time it went down. They sided with her because I was acting like a child.
You can be so incredibly self-righteous and you can have all the fave (?) in the world and from youself that you did the right thing, that you're so great.
But the problem is, that in a lot of other cases you still have the victim and, with victims…They don't deserve to feel bad. Not victims you claimed to love once.
Mistreat never someone that you love or loved, never.
And I certainly felt good about myself at that time. It's very wrong.
So with that being said, I am, uhm, just wanted to say sorry, just wanted to get real.
Just had this epiphany and I stopped with the Jaclyn Glenn thing.
You know you guys said it was a fake apology, but I stood by it. After all these many months.
And this is just like that.
I'm sorry and I hope that these people are with people who treat them very, very well after any breakups.
I hope they never endure someone like me, who acts like a total manchild, when they break up. They all deserve someone who treats them better than I do post breakup. breaths heavily
Anyway thanks so much for watching, uhm maybe the good message outta this is that we should all be treating each other better.
No matter for right or wrong when we break up. I think that is a place that devines us just as much as what we do in the relationship.
Just because you've won something, just because you've lost something doesn't mean you are entitled to behave a certain way. Doesn't mean you're allowed to throw stones.
When self-love is present, caution should be applied. Because self-love is often illusion and I've been delusional for some time.
Now I need a few drinks.
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that fake humbled half-smile (pic related) he does every time he tries to appear vulnerable in a video makes me so nauseous. it’s one of his (many) tells that he’s lying & looking for asspats & sympathy. ick. also kek at his “hypothetical” scenario that he accidentally ties back into his real story…. “nothing but wrong” what a puss
>>580075>Just had this epiphany and I stopped with the Jaclyn Glenn thing.
Hah, fucking knew it.
His half-assed apology worked with Jaclyn Glenn, so now he hopes it will work with Billie (and possibly Sh and Adriene).
He is so bored of his manboy wife, he's desperate to go back to his "glory days".
Still doing Joker video Greggy? You do
like to complain about society
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I think he considers Maya an ex as well. You know, because forcing yourself into a relationship (that lasted for 2 days) totally
means you’re together now in the year of our lord, 2018.
Another anon made this comparison already, but it’s mind boggling how much like BoJack Horseman this creature is. I’m talking about how he tried to apologize to his co-star 20 years after ruining his life, only for him to say he doesn’t forgive Bojack’s apology and that he doesn’t deserve that.
Imagine his internal sperging resulting from the threat of a restraining order and the fact that his other sOuLmAtEs likely haven’t accepted his apology. Jesus Christ
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I was looking for an old picture of Laime on Google images when I came across these drawings, and holy shit I'm keking
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i’m just glad billie doesn’t even acknowledge them, she just posted photos of her new boyfriend while onion is trying to “apologize” for his shitty behavior and lame talking about her in livestreams
Uh, Onion is nothing like Bojack. Bojack is a self aware continual fuck up that's root emotional dysfunction is that he uses his guilt as a justification for substance abuse. Sorry I'm a huge fan of the show and Bojack may be a horrible person, but he's got a clear inferiority complex and drowns himself in self pity and self hatred. Onion is a clear narcissist that avoids substance abuse because of his obsession with power and understands, at least, that you release control when you're high or drunk. He may suffer from depression or self pity, but not for human reasons. As anon said, >>580087
a cartoon horse is more human than Greg.
My theory is that Lamp is telling herself that she misses Billie and she never got over her and Grug sees his chance in getting Billie back. He's writing her emails again and making apology videos in hopes she falls for him again and responds.
I'm sure she won't respond, being outside with friends and just living life is more fun than hanging around in the swamp trailer with Herptay and Obesion.
Yeah I hate that smile thing.
He looked liked a dirty toad or like he's dressed up as Kenny Hotz.
Maybe if it was a serious apology he should have washed his goddamn face.
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(Why I LOVE Jessie Paege (& NOT Social Repose) Mirror)
This is embarrassing me and I've only gotten a minute into it.
Ffs is gurgles really saying his problem is that he sees 19 year old girls and thinks they are waaaaay older? Trying to explain his pedophilia away?
Whats really jarring in this video tho, is that Jessie and Social Repose are both 100 times more entertaining than him - he just doesnt look good in comparison. Just a dull, middle aged dad trying to crack some jokes.
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Hopefully Jessie is smart enough not to interact with Greg. Shane, if you're lurking, let a girl know to avoid his creepy ass lol
Lol hes only "apologizing" because its continuously blown up in his face when he does this shit instead of giving him the response he wants which is everyone siding with him (like when the shiloh thing happened and he still had fans.)
And because no one wants to date him and his bitch wife after seeing what he does to people. He probably wishes he could get billie back because no other attractive person has wanted to date him since. Also hes really pathetic if he thinks billie is going to dump her bf and run back to him and lamey just because he "apologized". >>580143
LOL lamey has been pining over her attention for years. Greg probably thinks he has a chance with her.
how long has it been since he sperged about being better to each other?
…slimes all over Jessie Paege, who I'm sure wants nothing to do with him
…rehashes Jaclyn's humiliating experience at length
…makes multiple jokes about Richie's looks & endowment
…then presumes to lecture Richie about how to be more positive.
He's in a mode right now of reminding everyone that they haven't escaped him. He's just…he's such a roach, he won't DIE.
Someone mentioned him in the Shane Dawson thread yesterday, about he's more of a psycho than Jake Paul, and commenters were in agreement, but also in agreement that giving him any attention at all would activate an undying cycle of abuse, smear, hoover, repeat.
If he only knew what everyone really thinks of him, it might help him, but he has a hard block against that kind of knowledge.
Oh well. What's taking the wetland agencies so long?
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yikes. girl you in trouble.
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hilarious that lainey has been chasing after jessie's clout/clit for ages but never gets any response. pathetic.
>>580075>It's not cool to be held accountable for things you do […]
i cant even fucking read this shit, he makes me furious
bless you though transcript fam
>>580143>I was asked to […]
Why does every retard on this site say that. No one's fucking asking. The only time any shit is being said to you is ass kissing, and the "haters" who "come after you" are usually just us shit posting about your shit life.
They're all so predictable, yet it's a car crash I continue to watch burn.
Is a Tumblirina, barely legal, bi sexual girl. Lainey has been fawning over her for over a year.
SR made a video about her two days ago and Jaclyn jump to defend her(saying SR only made a video about Jessie cause it's her friend) of course Onion took the opportunity to get closer to Jessie.
Social Repose made a video hating on her of all people and called her manipulative and fake~ and even made fun of her laugh she's very well liked for being positive with the teens so the internet isn't happy
To make this relevant to the thread….plainey has been creeping on this 19 year old youtuber for a long time now and told Gurg who jumped on the social repose hate train and made a response
Shocked Gurg made something relevant and maybe even algorithm positive wow, he still won't get any views tho lol.
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The serial killer look he gets when he first lays eyes on her. Holy fuck is he creepy.
also jessie is close friends with jaclyn glenn, which is likely why social repose made the video. Onion is trying to slip in to all of it by acting like hes all good with jaclyn and prob wants jessie's attention by white knighting her. Prob wants her to shout him out and join his trinity.
I also like how he tries to shout out laineybot and compares her to jessie as if they are equally nice people spreading positive messages with their videos. Nah, we all know lame is a bitch.
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What the fuck is his face doing in that profile pic? He looks like a long lost Bogdanoff brother.
The only downside to Onisishit going bankrupt by the end of this saga is that we won't get a glorious plastic surgery saga. Get those crows feet and wrinkles fixed, Onii-chump, your youth is fading fast.
I find it really interesting how the only compliment he can think of is "beautiful". Not, you know, "pleasant", or "seemingly kind", or "benign" or something like that.
Nope, the only thing onionboi can think to compliment is her looks.
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How can you take Shreg seriously in this video if the man who is obsessed with showers can't even wash the make up and colored hair spray out of his hair before making a video on a serious topic. It's like when he went to that debate with fake blood on his face. He's a fucking ass and no one should take any apology of his seriously.
FFS, starting this entire "apology" with some bullshit about how everything he's done is acting just invalidates his entire apology.
what does he hope to gain from this?
Fuck meant to >>579920>>580275
On top of that what the fuck is he then? Is he still trying to claim to be the most honest youtuber? Because if you're saying everything in the past was a character and you weren't upfront with that to begin with you aren't honest. Shreg flip flops on everything to fit his argument. I wanna see him try to defend himself in court, now that would be the best comedy that involves Gregory Avaroe née Jackson née Daniels.
If the reaction is positive, it was a legit video.
If the reaction is negative, it was just a joke I can't believe you guys take my comedy so seriously!
He's more see through than the windows at their swamp. Not that that's saying much.
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That is spot on for his most recent "Fight me Shane" video - Final Video: Boxing Match Challenge
He must of got a lot of hate from Shanes fans and probably received a cease & desist request from Shanes legal team because in this last video he doesn't even mention Shanes name once, he just says "a YouTuber"
Hes playing off his challenge to Shane as something his Character said not Onision/Greg Avaroe. And you know hes super serious about this because hes using his very calm effeminate voice during the video. If his challenging Shane to a boxing match was a Character skit, why are they all under the category of People & Blogs, shouldn't it be under Entertainment or Comedy?
It was worth watching to laugh at his horrible boxing technique. I hope he never gets into a real fight, he will be murdered.
Why does he look so tiny next to the trash bin, are bins in Washington larger?
When hes punching the tree you can see his man boobs and stomach paunch bouncing around like jello. https://streamable.com/560l3
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greg pls stop trying to look like a twelve year old boy. it's pathetic.
(Final Video: Boxing Match Challenge Mirror)
If anyone even hate watches his insufferable ass still
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I wondered why you were posting an old photo of him taking a bath and trying to look like Beiber. I went through his Insta and realized just how many of these photos he takes. Knowing the age range of his fans, him naked in a bath trying to look like a tween is fucking creepy.
Idk anon, his hair is different in all of them.
Either way it’s fucking creepy
Ew fuck I couldn't see that on my phone. >>580375
He could even add others like Alissa Violet unless she's going to be featured in Shane's Jake Paul series.
Shane said in his video today he's talking about a lot of youtubers being sociopathic.
It'd be funny if he didn't mention Gerg but say something like "some youtubers are real psychopaths. They'll harass other people in hopes that they'll talk about them and they get a little bit of attention. Some even go so far that they'll punch themselves repeatedly in the face. Just to get someone to talk about them"
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With all the babbling he does about how he's so much better than everyone since he's vegetarian and doesn't harm animals, you'd think that he would support products that don't test on animals.
not to defend him but you realize no american product is really cruelty free right? all ingredients need to have been tested on animals at some point, and most companies outsource final product testing so they can say we
don't test on animals. and other companies say our product
isn't tested on animals, but that just means the final product isn't, anything not considered the final product can be.
sorry to derail but this is just a really common loophole that like 90% of the makeup companies use.
Gregory Avaroe doesn't need to read as you can clearly see by his overwhelming success: 10/10 girlfriend (super-hot and super-nice), 10/10 luxurious mansion at a grand lake, 10/10 Youtube career with 90,000,000,000 views per video. He's loved by his neighbors, multiple friends which he clearly has, and ex-girlfriends and even the government plan on idolizing him as their poster-boy for their new environment protection campaign.
Well, Onion’s gotta put the dead pets he’s neglected somewhere
Nah for real, it’s probably just the boxes from all the expensive junk/makeup pallets the avaroes purchase because they still ~struggle~ so much
Don't forget "this is why I hate you". With his ~dark edgy mind~ and his grammar and syntax skills Greggy was so
edgy that he cut his readers like his wife cuts her crease.
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Onion sucking up to Jessie and hoping that nobody remembers when he called Jaclyn ugly and said that she only thinks with her vagina.
eww gross, spoilers anon, i just ate!
ffs tho he looks like bizarro jim carey.
kek at the reblog of some sex position gurg goes>you need to do that with a lady and i'll be there… helping out
still pushing that poly shit
I wish she'd fuck off with this "I'm gay" shit. If you identify as a man now and you're interested in women, that makes you straight idiot. You can see how shallow her "gender identity" is because she's reblogging images of lesbians (seeing herself as a woman). I wonder if she cares that his fetish is seeing two women fuck, not seeing a woman fucking a woman pretending to be a man (in other words, he sees her completely as a woman and doesn't accept her "gender" either or else it wouldn't turn him on). I know that's obvious but it's funny that they would leave those parts in, they forgot that she's supposed to be "trans". I also wonder if all of the recent videos he made where he says he'll "help her out" during sex was the compromise they came to after the B saga. Taylor demanded B and Greg to stop fucking because she had a passive role in the situation (making her jealous) but by making Taylor feel
like she has more of an active role in the bedroom, she's now more open to the idea again. That would explain why her videos up until now were all "boohoo I can never love another woman again, B ruined women for meeeee, girls please don't contact me because you'll hurt me" and now they're baiting all the teen girls again by announcing "you need
Watched Shane's new video about how to know if someone is a sociopath. In it, he speaks to a psychologist he knows about the diagnostic criteria for antisocial personality disorder, the clinical diagnosis for being a sociopath. She lists all of the symptoms from her DSM and they talk about them all in great length, using example scenarios and clips from different youtubers, celebrities, and movies. She even touches on narcissism and how it is similar and different.
And – boom. Not ONE vague mention of Onion. Not one clip, not one thumbnail, nothing. You know Shane must have been thinking about him the whole time, and based on the comments, a lot of his viewers were too, but he refused to give him the gratification of even a half second flash of his "I Cheated On My Wife" video or something of the like. Amazing. Bravo, Shane.
She would probably not leave him, that's for sure. I think the only solution would be to try finding some dirt on the other girl, like the whole pot fiasco with Billie.
That just shows how pathetic Plain is, having to do this sort of shit because your husband can respect you by not fucking other girls lmao
ew why I dont need Gag talking about how much he likes seeing his wife and another girl fucking for christ sake
So did Lainey have sex with B in the end? I though they would only "kiss and hold hands"and Gargoyle was the one pushing all the sex according to Lainey
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So is plainy's super sekrit tumblr they mention then? If so her original poetry is a hoot.
aggggh Taylor you are NOT a lesbian if you are still attracted to and have sex with a man. This nonsense is just insulting to actual lesbians. And YES, it's possible to be attracted to only one man, but that STILL doesn't make you a lesbian.
Not to mention you aren't actually sexually attracted to women.
I just want to shake this bitch until she stops all this fake tumblr nonsense
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Jaclyn is an ugly old hag that drools over any attention she gets from men,even if that man is onion
Member when she said that she genuenly liked him before he got a hate boner for richie?yea i member,you need to be fucked in a head or just plain stupid to not see thorugh his bullshit,specially because she was like 30 when she met him
The blur placement is weird so that’s why I’m wondering.
I noticed Greg is much more interested in lovebombing Lainey lately. I guess he’s buttering her up for a third again.
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Obviously not Complainey anon. This was not her tumblr.
Gotta love paying for lame’s priv insta only to not have your comments responded to
She always makes these faces that try to mimic tumblr 13 year old ~smol tran boy~ Vibes and it’s so..bad
It's from the office haha
also Lainey would never date a lesbian cuz she doesn't like girls, she's one of those freaks that hunts for bi girls for Pegory to try to put his little Vienna sausage in
Oops, my bad anon. Must have been my intense haturrr jealousy showing.>>580547>>580561
So far he's doing a great job on building suspense while doing credible research on Jake. But I have the strong suspicion that the 8-part-series is not only an 8-part-series because of Jake. Going into so much detail about sociopaths might be a general jab at multiple YouTubers, including minor and less important ones like Gregory Avaroe, and an attempt to open some fans' eyes.
So far it's a nice start.
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>>580515>that should be your your other name, not Eli it should be Eeyore
I hate when I chuckle at Gruglys jokes. But I cant help but laugh when he roasts Plainey and she doesnt even know hes disrespecting her.
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Private IG Livestream 09/27/2018.
10:10 - is "moderately" done with online friendships since people let her down. (Sarah?)
11:34 - None of her crushes are responding to her.
18:06 - was laughing at Greg's Social Repose video, starts talking about how SR was grasping at straws. Goes on about Jessie Paege for quite sometime. Complains about how people thought she was trying to date her.
23:44 - starts talking about people calling her a pedo and how that totally doesn't fit her (despite grooming Sarah).
26:20 - starts talking about how she doesn't notice the age gap between she and Greg.
30:35 - wanted to do a variation of red hair, but feels like she looks like a crazy cat person or Shane Dawson (and she doesn't know how to feel about that).
33:28 - starts talking about AHS-Roanoke and wew the lack of self-awareness.
52:37 - Starts talking about Shane's docuseries. Gets buttmad because Greg gets called a sociopath and she feels like Shane is lowkey talking about him and states people don't know youtubers act outside youtube (which is why his documentaries exist wow).
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He's definitely talking about Billie.
Tomato brown nosed Onion and paid over a thousand dollars for one (yes just one) collab with Shreg.
Shreg seemed to treat Tomato like that overly enthusiastic kid in school who desperately wants a friend. Shreg basically blew Tomato off and ghosted him.
Tomato has lunch with and takes a photo with Repzion and posts it to Twitter.
Shreg sperged and ended the "friendship" with Tomato.
There was an incident that Tomato did a storytime about when Shreg sort of blew up at Tomatos wife when she was attempting to show him that he was wrong about if all pasta is vegan.
JFC, Grease. Leave the poor girl alone. She's happy and healthy and has a serious boyfriend. What are you trying to accomplish here?
He's never said a genuine goodbye in his life.
It's the email version of the voicemails that he left Adrienne, except this is definitely to Billie.
What a coincidence that they're trying to find a Billie clone, doormat going on and on about how she loved Billie, Greasy saying weed isn't that bad last week and now a random "I'm so sorry" email.
He makes it so obvious that he's trying to strike up a conversation with her in hopes to getting her back.
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snaps at tomatos wife >>571692
Any hate Greg threw at Tomato was probably deleted during that great Twitter purge he did a month ago.
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holy fucking shit lmao this is gold
I can't imagine that Onision collab did him any favors anyway
Im sure she knows. Lainey has said he talks in his sleep, so she probably has to deal with him moaning Billies name, along with calling out the name of his first wifes sister as his nocturnal emission explodes.
Greg cheated with and fucked the teen that was brought into the house as Laineys girlfriend. Greg then was going to leave Lainey and sign over parental rights to his 2 children to shack up with this teen.
Lainey took him back after all that. She will never find fault in him and never divorce him. The only way that marriage will break up is if Greg finds new teen puss and has can leave his family with a new girlfriend waiting in the wings.
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The lovebombing starts again.
He has nothing anon, He doesn't even have money anymore especially when the government finally fucks him.
He has no "looks" either, They have nothing but their personalities and people have seen way too much of that.
They have no pull at all.
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I guess Lainey is really upset.
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Why would he even bring up that Jessie needs someone who will treat her right? He is such a fucking disgusting creep.
He probably was raging about Billie's new boyfriend being another "downgrade" and why she won't answer him.
How can he even dare think that he just writes her a stupid email saying that he's sorry and how much Lambo still misses and loves her:(
and she'd come back as if nothing ever happened.
People really are just tools for him. He can ~dump~ them whenever he wants and if he wants them back they'll run straight back to him.
How full of themself can someone be…
She acts like shes the only person who has met him in real life. Not to mention they said a million times that narcissists and sociopaths come off as charming at first which is why a lot of people who meet him at first think hes nice. But is she gonna act like Billie, Skye, Shiloh, Adrienne, Madison, Cyr, Shane, whoeverelse hes fucked over hasn't met him in person?
And its not like anything they have shown about their personal life convinces anyone otherwise. He cheated on her, made it everyones fault but his, acts like hes always the victim in everything, doesn't give a shit if he hurts people, etc. And shes SURPRISED people call him a sociopath/narcissist? These are things in real life. Not just videos on the internet.>>581032
Doubt it. It's been two years. All the feelings she had for him are probably gone. Shes older now and moving on with her life. He has no money to offer her, shes in a relationship with hopefully someone normal, her family and friends all know hes an asshole and she respects her family unlike lame. He waited way too long to give her an apology. >>581048
hes so creepy. Calling her a "beautiful angel" when he doesnt even know her. He totally thinks he stands a chance. Also what a joke. Hes already damaged everyone hes dated including his wife who is stupid enough to stay with him.
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Lainey has been bitching about a friend who was only her friend because this friend wanted to fuck her.
Was it really Sarah?
Both are no longer following each other (this is Sarahs other account since she got "locked out of her Sarahbear5200 acct)
I guess we'll know in 2 weeks when its Laineys birthday. Does Sarah fly down or not?
"I keep having dreams that won't go away"
Translation: Bait for a response so he can get more intel on where she stands to further manipulate her better. He's such predatory retarded trash it's hard to even begin…
For fucks sake I hope she doesn't respond. Or just responds with a phrase about how pathetic he is and she regularly laughs at him and then BLOCKED. Hard to believe he's in his fucking 30s with a family, that #narc lyfe I guess
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I tried on the same site with sarah and laineys private and got an error, because of both of them being private?
But with this other "who follows who" site its a big fat red NOPE
He's demanded, not asked, for her to get a 1) relationship/'im a liar' tattoo 2) shave her head 3) get a deep-orange tan. Then went on to say her best friend was ugly, and that Billie made fun of her looks (despite the fact that it was an inside joke between her and Ayalla). Told her she wasn't allowed to see her FAMILY only twice a year during major holidays. Dished out a violating secret she's only ever told a few people to the entire internet. Berated her for throwing out the ring he told her to throw out. Called her a 'sloppy second girlfriend' while dissing Drew when Drew released one of Onision's emails.
Between all that and the 'chained in the basement' joke, she'd have to be absolutely fucking retarded if she went back.
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she's no longer in her server either!
Lets not forget the beautiful FAAAAAXXX moment when he freaked out about the emails and screeched about not emailing her.
Guess he lied again lol
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They're no longer friends on facebook either.
Holy shit! Now I'm getting kinda excited, I don't want to start crazy tinfoiling here but I've been thinking that sarah has been the friend Plainey has been talking about.
What if this sudden trinity talk again and her whining about how Billie was her love and blah blah is because Sarah went over Lames head and went to Greg to try and join the trinity. We think/maybe know Lainey is her end goal since Sarah while bi seems more obsessed with Laineythan anyone, maybe she decided to go to Greg about becoming a member of the trinity so she could be with Lainey, I imagine Lainey probably kept stringing her along about how the relationship needs to be for both her and Greg, so maybe Sarah decided she was tired of waiting and went to Greg herself and Lainey freaked out because she Doesn't actually want Sarah that way, let alone new better looking Sarah to be in a threeway relationship with her and Greg, no matter how much Sarah wants Lainey Lainey knows she's obsessive enough to probably take so,e grease dick to keep everyone happy.
Hence her kicking Sarah out and whining about a friend bretraying her by just wanting to fuck her and not be friends.
And since she got gregs hopes up for a potential trinity Lainey had to start the whole I miss Billie thing and reopen the door earlier than she thought she would so that Greg didn't freak the hell out. Sarah was too easily available and willing for her to just be all "I want a girlfriend" anymore she had to resort to "oh no I love Billie so much no one else could be the one Greg" and is now having to deal with Greg lovebombing her and she digs herself a deeper and deeper hole of despair while he happily try's to get his actual love Billie back
Lainey's probably shitting herself everytime she scrolls through his emails and checks her instgrams hoping Billie doesn't actually respond
I dont know why lainey acts like its weird and wrong if someone who is your friend ends up liking you, especially when you were flirting with that person from the beginning and hinted at her joining your relationship. Like shes going to reduce her entire friendship with sarah to being about her wanting to fuck her? How gross. Pretty sure she always put up with her whining, helped take care of her kids and the house, stuck up for her online, etc. Lainey is such a shit friend.
This is the best thing that could happen to sarah if the relationship is actually done. Shes going to college and hopefully can meet normal people, and not be dragged back to the swamp during all her breaks.
It's funny cuz the first actual proof we got of Sarah being back in the greasemansion was when Greg joined foots livestream and Sarah was in the background cooking dinner for Lainey's family.
We've seen her give Lainey foot massages, she's babysat the kids multiple times, hell anytime Lainey ever got upset with her Sarah would shower her in expensive gifts and affection, Sarah put up with all kind of what wasn't probably crazy shit to just make Lainey happy. If anything I'm willing to bet Sarah loved her more than grease ever has.
But I'm not shocked she's ignoring all of that and trying to make Sarah out to be some hoe who just wanted her puss. Look what she did to madison.
I wouldn't be surprised if most of her discord knows she's talking about Sarah, they'd be the first to notice it all and who Lainey would cry to.
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WARNING - Do not watch unless you can stomach Gerg talking about helping Lainey fuck another girl.
You can't tell me that Lainey or her swampy husband are the kind of people who have a big fallout in an extremely important personal relationship and handle it privately and maturely. I can't believe Lainey hasn't been emo-tweeting about losing her best friend, babysitter, biggest supporter against teh haturzz, and greatest source of coddling and ass-pats, and her husband isn't sperging all over twitter about how Lainey is sooo much better than Sarah anyway and making at least twelve videos on the topic. This seems fishy to me.
You'd think Lainey would be more sad. Sarah has been one of the most important people in her life for years now, has been her only source of emotional support several times, and has helped her raise her children. I wonder if she finally grew up and realized what a fucked situation she was in, or if Lainey really did spurn her for trying to be in the trinity/"abandoning them" to go to college.
Billie was unlucky to get taken in by greg but she was SO lucky not to have gotten pregnant and had Lainey scheme to get her pushed out before she could have gotten pregnant. The time Billie and Greg had sex alone, you know he didn't use protection because he never does.
He has an impregnation fantasy clearly so…
She dodged a HUGE bullet. The relationship was traumatizing but at least she can cut them out of her life cleanly.
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when ur just bein friendly platonic friendz with ur child slave but they keep thinking u want more 4 sum reason :/ :/ :/
tbh i love it when he drags her
probably because it actually seems genuine
and thats fucking depressing
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I bet Greg wants to play out The Handmaid's Tale impregnation scene.
Im sure Lainey would be cool with it because she wouldnt have to actually touch the girls naughty bits, just hold her down for her loving husband to "apply his frosting"
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I hate that creepy fucking smile she gets when around teen girls.
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Dat chin tho (it’s what I see at the end of my bed when I have sleep paralysis)
The prominent theories on Laineys love of girls is
1. Shes is only faking being gay/agender/demi-boy or whatever the fuck she is this month to get Tumblr points and get love from the teen LGBTQ crowd.
2. Shes a predator who's grooming girls so they can be used and abused by her husband.
Does anyone else think shes just confused? Shes so desperate to have a female friend shes misinterpreting the need for female companionship for sexual attraction to women.
I also feel she has fetishized the act of two women having sex and enjoys the fantasy of it, or watching it as a source of sexual stimuli, but would never act on it. Similar to some women I know who enjoy watching lesbian porn, but sour to the idea of themselves actually having sex with another woman. She talks so much about how she loves girls, but the few times Ive seen her interact with females intimately (kissing Billie & Maya) shes awkward, cold and pulls away.
I hope I dont come off as a Laineybot apologist, I just wondered if anyone else has thought of this.
Her husband basically gaslit her into having an unwanted relationship with a girl so he himself could fuck said girl.
No shit she's confused.
The blargh was way too far up Greg's ass. >>581263
Yeah it's been discussed often that she actually just wants a friend. When she talked about Billie she often said that she was "there" for her and listened to her, typical friendship stuff. I think a lot comes from the fact that she follows Greg's opinions. At times when all the people in his life leave him he likes to say he doesn't need friends, so Lame probably justifies this opinion for herself by confusing the need for a good girl friend with the need for a girlfriend.
It's also probably no coincidence that she starts talking about Billie and girlfriends in general again now that Sarah has left.
I don't believe she has sexual phantasies about women but who knows. She wouldn't act on them for sure.
>>581044>"I don't think I've ever apologized to you"
You don't think
? How do you not know that?
>"I'm sorry for how I handled things after the breakup"
That's something you say when you sent them a bunch of mean texts or called them 20 times, not for publicly harassing and humiliating a girl over 10 years your junior for weeks on end. He'll never get over Billie, and he's still trying to lure her back in.
She could also be bi
romantic and hetero
sexual. Excuse my tumblr speak. So she can fall in love with girls, she's just not sexually into them.
Or she wants a queer platonic relationship (QPR). Kinda like an in between of a best friend and a partner, but without the sex.
>inb4 she reads this and starts using it
There's also some romantic orientation described as only liking the act of crushing (which she has said before– she likes having crushes).
Anus literally lost his perfect woman. Billie is by far the most beautiful girl he’s ever been with. She’s young, she was his perfect age when they first got together. She loves anime. She’s cute and ultra feminine. She’s petite and has lost a lot of weight (since he loves his skinny pacts). She was popular in his videos. However, he loves his women domestic and waiting on him hand and foot. She was just too rebellious for him because of her need to travel, have adventures, party, be social, and have fun. She’s not one to hang out in a swamp trailer all day. It kills him that she got away and that she’ll always be out of his league.
Plainey prides herself on being subservient to him, in the bedroom and in life. She thinks it empowering that she’s tied down with him, staying all day in the swamp with him and freaking out if she can’t find him for two minutes. Anus tries to get women to be like this, but when he actually has it, he quickly tires of it. He claims Skye didn’t do anything at the end of their marriage, and understandably so — she was depressed as fuck being married to him and traumatized from the years of gaslighting and emotional abuse. Shiloh was similar to Billie in that he was attracted to a young girl who was adventurous and wouldn’t be tied down as easily. Anus secretly wants women like her and Billie, ones who are an exciting, frustrating challenge.
Thot was only a challenge because of her being underage and her parents disapproving. Once he had her tied down and pregnant, the flame already began to die. Introducing Billie was the final nail in the coffin. And that was in 2015.
>>581711>There's also some romantic orientation described as only liking the act of crushing
Sorry, what? That's just not wanting to date.
I really don't think it's that deep, she's clearly very lonely and wants a close female friend who can relate to her, unlike Greg who doesn't give a shit about her and is a friendless shut-in. Billie was/is bubbly and adventurous which is something someone like Plain would find appealing. It's fairly obvious she never actually wanted Billie as a girlfriend, she wanted to be like her/have her as a friend, but Gurg is too much of a narcissistic shitbag to tolerate her pursuing any kind of relationship that doesn't center him. She probably thinks girls are pretty like every other straight woman.
I agree with almost all of what the other anons have said, but I wanted to add that even if Lainey is attracted to women (I'm not entirely opposed to the idea that she may be), there isn't any way for her to realistically act on that. She's married, first of all, and the dynamic that her shitbag husband creates between her and any girl she may be "interested in" is one that is genuinely impossible to navigate, for reasons other anons have detailed. Greg butting in and falling in love with the other person/choosing them over her, the jealousy, the blatant cheating, the constantly enforced power struggle, the forced threesomes, the guilt trips – all of that doesn't allow Lainey to actually develop a relationship with someone on her own terms and be comfortable with it.
Besides that, she's an incredibly awkward and uncomfortable person in general, a long-term abuse victim, and has no idea what a real relationship even is because she's only experienced horrible ones through David and Greg. There isn't any way for her to have a relationship with a woman that isn't awkward, skewed, and emotionally confused, for sooo many reasons. She would have to be a healthy, functioning adult person, and I don't think she'll ever be that, especially while married to Greg.
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well it's always the same cycle
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Praying for Billie to answer and turn him to shreds by mentioning his shitty youtube carreer, disgusting acne, tiny peenor and nonexistant parenting skills.
PLEASE BILLIE I NEVER ASKED YOU ANYTHING
i honestly think it's way more hurtful for him to be ignored by a very happy billie
that sick man THRIVES on any kind of attention, maybe negative attention more because it shows he stroke a nerve on the people he's trying to reach
>>582136>business unresolved >I was saying goodbye
Sure you were, onion.
You outed your motive in the same tweet as you denying it
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Yeah, I really hope she follows Shane's approach of just ignoring him completely.
Imagine the drama and backlash, no matter how her answer would look like: It's two major options in regard to Gregory Avaroe, either she's still (madly) in love with him or it was the right thing to "kick her out" because she's such a "slut / bitch / druggie /…".>>582140
I'm pretty sure he's just jumping at the opportunity to get Billie back, especially now that Taylor Elaine has started putting up such a show.
Ya never know, maybe he just wants to test Lainey's patience with him and really wants to hurt her and make her leave. I mean, Gregory is absolutely
innocent here, he just wants the best for his wife who's still sOoOoOoOoOo in love with Billie.
You've made your bed Lainey, now go lie in it.
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This sums it up nicely.
>>582157I already eat relatively healthy, I'm a vegetarian
…>eats nothing but cereal, white bread and toaster strudels>spits out literally every kind of fruit
Sure Lambo, you're the healthiest.
But anon, Gaylor is so busy being gay and sliding in cute girls dm's
and Greg has to punch himself to make Shane fight him.
They clearly don't have time for something as unimportant as living in a clean house where their children won't get sick because of all the dirt.
I can't believe how dirty their kitchen is. I can't believe she just sliced tomato's on the counter without a cutting board, and you know she didn't wipe down that area after she did it.
Holy hell, no wonder the greasemansion needed so much cleaning after they left. This is a nightmare, it must -reek- to be in that kitchen, between the dishes and the crumbs of food on the stove, random bits on all the counters… - how do you fail at adulting that badly?
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what a rough looking onion
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She played Jaclyn in one of his "parodies" of Social Repose and Jaclyn Glenn.
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sarah subtweeting incoming
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Well she’s gonna see that
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Shes the Walmart version of Hannah Minx.
Hannah Minx is the girl he talks about in his Billie, Shiloh & Adrienne apology video. He boasts that he never talked about his relationship with Hannah to his fans or the public, but who cares.
The relationship was an internet only 2 or 4 week mistake Hannah made. She ghosted him and wouldnt talk to him afterwards so he used this Anastaziz Nichole chick to taunt her by dressing her up in low cut tops and cat ears (the obvious Hannah Minx costume) and calling her Anna Minx, clever.
Hannah Minx never responded.
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well shes at the swamp trailer hanging out with onision so either lainey is cool with it, or shes shut up in one of the bedrooms pissed off and stewing till this "big titted whore" leaves her home.
The really fascinating thing is, I don't see any childrens' dishes there – bottles, sippy cups, tiny bowls or silverware, etc. It's all just their own shit.>>582253
I thought the same thing. She probably just takes a dry paper towel to it and calls it a day. The juices and crumbs are just collecting between those wood panels, and she's probably marking it up with the knife. She'll just have to get that whole counter-top replaced at some point, which isn't cheap. Even better, she shows herself using a cutting board to cut up tofu and carrots earlier in the video – she clearly just didn't want to wash that off to use later on in the same fucking day.>>582285
That's why I'm confused about the damn juicer. Like, everything else you eat is pre-packaged processed garbage, but you need to make your own juice? Really, Greg? Do you really have the money to spare right now to be buying the large quantities of bulk fruits and veggies it takes to do at-home juicing?!
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“Lainey has been amazing to me for some time now.” Really Anus? #goals when your husband’s version of a compliment is “My spouse is an amazing human to me, sometimes.”
Meanwhile Billie got a video after one of their break ups saying all the things he loved about her: her name, her hair, her helpful and sweet personality, their anime cuddles, their post sex smoothies, etc.
Lol he hates how insecure Lainey is when he's sooo immature himself.
He tries to get chicks pregnant straight away so he can keep them.
He used to fucking hate bi chicks because he thought they were more likely to cheat.
Doesn't allow his gfs to have male friends.
Sure Lainey is insecure as well, but he's such a hypocrite.
>>582421>Someone I don't even know personally
Either he's lying and it's Lainey or it's a stab at someone who rejected his offer to be in the trinity.
>you don't want my greasy peen and won't let me watch you finger my trans wife? YOU MUST BE INSECURE
or maybe he's saying it like the way he did with Vix. Maybe someone said no thanks I have a bf and he started with the whole 'oh you could still come hang out' and they said nah so now he's sperging about that person's other half calling them 'insecure' because they don't want their gf visiting the swamp shack.
She's too old for what he'd normally go for, but she's more feminine than UglyBot.
Honestly Sam wasn't the hottest thing ever, but pop her next to Lainey and she's a bloody Victoria secret's model in comparison to plain Lain.
He'll try some shenanigans. It's impossible to have a vagina and not get hit on. Unless you have a boyfriend or are extremely overweight or reallllly old.
Maybe Lainey is crying over his innocent video game sessions where his friends 'hug' and 'sit on his lap' because ya know that's what friends do. He kisses his mate Tony all the time, what's the harm? Kek
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She got 1 out of 2 things right at least.
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If you go back in his likes he liked a tit pic of this uggo. He's gotta be love bombing hard to make up for all of these boob girls he's on to right now.
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Why would Lainey be upset? Shes got big boobs too, hers just look less like soft balls or volleyballs, and more like two tennis balls in a pair of socks.
Yeah, making juice yourself is probably one of the healthier options since you have no added sugars and preservatives. And it's fresher than store-bought juice.
Then again, I hope he doesn't waste the leftovers, but uses them for meals since they're essential for feeling full. Just drinking fruit / root vegetables in abundance can make you fat as well.
In a perfect world he would juice carrots for his kids or baby food or tries to get Lainey used to eating fresh vegetable somehow.
In general he's done nastier and more stupid things which he should be criticized for.
I would sage if I could.
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Looking a little rougher than usual there Gork.
It's because he overwashes with hot water, his skin tries to compensate and creates more grease. He probably doesn't moisturize when he gets out of the long hot showers.
He looks so fucking ugly wow.
Omg Barf. Those blemishes, rough skin, gacky stubble more like copper wires, the herpaderp exploded all over the place.
So ugly. Woof.>>582539>How the fuck does he live like this and not attempt to get it treated?
He used to visit the dermatologist much more while he lived it up in the grease mansion. But he's running low on funds for even the most basic of botox. See>>582281
Botox, microdermabrasion, more aggressive chemical peels, even some facial fillers, no, Onision is no stranger to visiting the doctor if it concerns him trying to painfully grasp at the last staws of his youth.
Makes it all the more fun to watch his face warp into some meth guy face as he ages more and more.
Here's to his face showing just how much money he's not making anymore.
These were for Billie because she used the exasct words 'salty' motherfucker in her video.
Or it was Victoria x rave because she called him salty in a video.
Even makeup won't help him. His profile becomes more and more old mannish and toad like by the day.
How is it that he has a dwarf head?
He made a video about his "feature" in an HBO series where they show a clip of one of his shitty hot or not videos. Then they cut to another guy where he criticizes his rating of a female and then calls the guy a 5. He says something to the effect of its funny how guys who don't try to look good rate women or some shit. And then Shreg says at least he tries he wears make up.
Shreg, you cunt bag, you probably wouldn't need makeup if you didn't wash your fucking face all the time, went to a dermatologist, actually listened to them instead of sperging "Nuh-uh GOOGLE SAYS OTHERWISE". Shreg is still a 1, head too big, clit sized dick, terrible personality, looks like a burn victim without make-up.
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I finally got around to watching Lainey's Mask and Ask 3 (Ft. Onision) - here are some highlights.
- Greg doesn't watch Lainey's videos.
- Greg's favorite memory involving Lainey is sex related.
- Greg likes that is Lainey 'real'.
- Lainey says Greg is very caring and that he cares about their family. Greg chimes in and says he doesn't care about Leelu.
- Greg's advice to newlywed parents is "Most people can't handle being parents and that's probably you."
- Lainey's advice is to communicate.
- A question is asked 'Have you guys ever broken up for more than a short while" Greg asks Lainey what their record was. She corrects him and says they had only broken up once for 2-3 days. (It appears that Greg is under the impression that they've broken up multiple times.)
- Greg says they are 48% likely to have another child while Lainey says 32%.
- Greg says he doesn't know what 'the tea' is.
- Lainey confirms that Greg spends about 4 hours in the shower a day.
- Greg's says is he is responding to Patreons and 'working'. (I guess with such a small house that's the only place he can hide with out being disturbed.)
- Lainey answers very sarcastically about what she's looking forward to in the next year. She says she's looking forward to growing as a person and growing their marriage and being happy.
- Greg answers the question but there is a suspicious jump cut after "I'm looking forward to". He goes on to say he's looking forward to making their future board a reality. (I'm guessing the first thing he said was he is looking forward to Lainey bringing in another girl so he can stick his tiny peen in her.)
- It doesn't sound like Greg really likes helping Lainey with her videos.
- Greg's greatest challenge in the relationship was to "overcome myself". Apparently he's extremely selfish.
- Lainey's greatest challenge was getting over the fact that Greg cheated on her, but of course she's vague.>>579920
I also notice in the "Addressing The Rumors About Me" Video that Lainey says "We are not a switch couple and I don't think I could ever be a top. I'm the bottomest bitch you ever met." This cements in my mind that she has never and will never touch puss. She's all for someone else pleasuring her but when it comes to reciprocating there is no way she'll do it. The only exception is Greg but I'm pretty sure what they like in the bed room lines up. Greg seems like he just wants to hump until he's done and it's better if the girl isn't turned on while Lainey prefers to lie there or be positioned into witch way gets him off faster.
- greg sieg heils at the first few seconds of the video
>"We are not a switch couple and I don't think I could ever be a top. I'm the bottomest bitch you ever met."
Gurg probably doesn't like her to have fun and do splits on his micropeen. He probably gets off on women just laying there like they're dead.
She also said she likes getting called "cunt" in bed. Didn't know bois can be cunts aswell.
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This is getting pathetic.
This just comes off as creepy knowing hes a 30+ year old man who is desperate for a bi young girl to join his marriage and jessie happens to fit the bill.
It's pathetic that jaclyn glenn who is close to jessie actually retweeted the videos he made defending jessie. She should know those are creepy and that he likely wants in her pants. I hope she never lets jaclyn convince her to talk to onion.
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I don't understand how he finds that Jessie chick attractive, she's almost in Eugenia's level of unhealthy underweight. Didn't he use to call super skinny people "disgusting" in his videos and told them to gain weight?
But yeah, it looks like a child.
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I'm not sure if his face is worse with the beauty mask on or off.
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What is with his one wonky eye. Christ, he looks like Vic Mignogna here. Makes sense since they're both narcs clinging to anime to define them.
Greg has gotten speeding tickets too, but wew
Also Madison had domestic abuse charges/whatever.
ty for the cross link with context
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Not sure really what the connection is between Jessie and Shane, but I saw that Shane's "youtube therapist" best bud (from his current series) is doing a collab of some sort with her. So I can't imagine she'd pay any mind to Onionboy if she's riding the hype train all the way up to her senpai Shane.
The "youtube therapist" is pretty under fire right now cause of the most recent Shane episode, it's being discussed in the Shane thread>>>/snow/697489
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this month's patreon numbers are in, have we been sub 1k for a while or is this a recent drop?
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Every time I see her try and show some kind of affection he either doesn't reciprocate, or does it half-heartedly while rolling his eyes.
Im sure when the camera is off hes super lovey dovey because as Lainey has told us a million times "we have no idea what the real Greg is like."
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What is this dork's problem with people being high? He sperges about being an abusive cunt because it goes him a buzz. He spends ridiculous amounts on material goods to feel better about his self worth. He gets unnecessary cosmetic procedures to feel youthful and pleased with himself.
When was the last time a person of notoriety OD'd from weed? Went off the rails because they got too high? He's such a miserable cunt, some people don't choose misery Onion stop being such a sadist
His issue with drugs will never be understandable. He talks about it the way you'd expect the living incarnation of a kid from a DARE cartoon would or something. He treats people who smoke pot like they're shooting krokodil or something. Maybe it's just how his turbo autist mind works where he just forms ridiculous associations to insane degrees.
Ie, in his mind pot is a drug and heroin is a drug and all drugs are thus equally bad and there are zero massively differential factors between the two because people have overdosed and died from only one of them. Topping it all off is the hypocritical fact that in several of his ancient "speaks" videos he was clearly off his tits on some kind of downers.
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Why else do you think he dresses in drag and films himself talking about sexual stuff in provocative poses? He gets off on it. Slap on a wig and a skirt and he's his own ideal woman.
Anyone know what the blue fishbowl lookingthing on the fridge is?
Desperate homemade air freshener?
>>583495>>583482>the thought of onion wanting to bang himself is skeeving me out.
>Slap on a wig and a skirt and he's his own ideal woman
You mean his mama Tami?? Yeah, we all know those full body massages she gave to her naked son, while she was topless and covered in warn oil, really, really really
threw Onion boy for a loop.
Mother issues man.
Notice how everything Onion boy claims or claims to hate stems from his mother doing it first?? Tattoos. Smoking the reefer. Having multiple relationships with men (not staying in just 1). Being smelly (Tami is a new age hippie). Issues with "black people hair" (Tami rocks the dreads, and has for years).
So when he dresses up, and puts himself in a blonde wig (mama Tami is blonde) and sexual situations, all I can see is a pedophilic, emotionally stunted man working out his complicated Oedipus complex issues. Paging Dr. Freud!!!
It's still hilarious that this ass was on his high horse two years ago and dumped billie over smoking weed on new years. Like he successfully cheated on his wife, successfully got lame to be a cuck for him and not divorce him AND bring back billie, successfully convinced her to let him be in on "her" gf and make the relationship a threeway, Billie still wanted to come back to the house despite everything…then he threw it all away because Billie smoked weed. LOL.
He really thought he was a fucking God at that point and that everyone would just do what he wanted. He never expected her to reply "LOL BE MAD" and not chase after him to get back together when he screwed her over. He thought she'd just be another lainey. If he had any tact with her, he probably could have convinced her to stop smoking weed, but nah, he was on a power trip and had to demand things and ask for her to do ridiculous things for disobeying the "god" he thought he was.
Now his fame is dead, channels dead, barely gets any retweets, wife is getting uglier and more annoying by the day, patreons losing money every year, all his diehard fans are ugly and creepy, and he cant reel in any cute teen girls. And now even the girls who go for lainey are starting to see through her and realize shes a bitch.
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Well, that explains the giant bruises all over Lame's neck
Is that a Light Yagami fridge magnet? kek>>583543
Seriously their constant hinting at sexual stuff grosses me out considering their fanbase is mostly underage
Still can't believe this gay ass nerd tried to shame Billie for being boring when the man hates women who are wet. Has never had drunken or stoned sex and prefers his mate to lie down dead while he gives it.
Talk shit about getting high off a plant and Lainey's dedicating permanent body art to the smell of fucking lavander. Sure that'll cure your gay anxiety bitch
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He looks just like improvised simple Jack with added grease
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He’s still sperging about weed
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Sorry for the cap spam anons
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So when Lainey's not in the room?
I'm blocked from his fucking twitter but cannabis has no toxicity. The cannabis like drugs are synthetic cannabis which is man made which fucks you up. You can die from breathing smoke into your lungs but ssying cbd or thc kills is fucking moronic.
He still can't say why weed is bad he can just spout off stereotypes which fit more with his lame ass discord wanker buddies who sit and drool on discord all day while playing badly at easy games and being the most unproductive cunts imaginable. But giggling and upping your serotonin is so wrong.
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more trouble in paradise for "elias"
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Directly after talking about his love for women, he has a poll asking his followers how many sexual partners they have. Yikes.
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He's made a new video about stabbing his ma (with his dick)
>>583602>trans women>twinks>typical healthy woman
But Lainey is none of these, Greg.>>583603
"innocent folks" aka his underaged followers. Does he think no one realizes the only people hanging on are fame thirsty hoes and naive 10-14 year old girls?
Oh he knows. An excerpt from AJ's letter:
"He asked me about how I protect myself during sex, I told him I cannot find a birth control pill that’s right for me, so I use condoms. I, however, made the mistake of telling him that I am allergic to them, so ultimately it ends up being painful for me. I joked around saying that I’d rather be pregnant than use the alternative and shove lamb hide inside of me, and I guess he took me seriously. Because he responded, “Well, it’s settled, we wont use condoms them”. I asked him “What if I get pregnant?”, and he told me we’d cross that bridge when we come to it, and implied that having a mini-me might not be such a bad thing later down the line. (I did not realize that he meant, like, 2 weeks)."
Yeah. She basically has exposed herself for not loving billie at all twenty times, yet she still claims she does. But even then, onion could have ignored her whining about weed. He ignored her pleas for him to not fuck billie without her, so lol. He himself was the one throwing out the weird ultimatums about getting a tattoo and being chained up. Then he blew up on billie because she told him "LOL BE MAD". Lainey definitely egged him on though, putting the thoughts in his head, and made the situation worse. When she noticed he started to get mad at billie, she immediately was on his side shit talking her to him and agreeing with him. So then he felt even more grandiose with his little bitch telling him hes right, and really fucked things over with Billie. Still, it was definitely his problem with weed. Lainey just probably pushed it into his head that Billie was "betraying" them by smoking when she said she wouldn't.>>583579>smelly, often makes you act dumb, kills your job potential, burns cash, horrible to kiss, uglier, and clearly addicted
Never do greg, even once. All those things apply if you date him!
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did someone say d a r e
we know, you literal animal.
cant let taylor escape till youre done, after all
he likes twinks because they are the closest to little boys he can legally get it on with. we all know he actually is into little 12 year old boys. so transparent.
also lol @ him saying he is soooo into healthy women when Lame identifies as agender or whatever bullshit… and is everything but looking healthy with her receding hairline and transparent skin from her awful diet and being anemic. I wonder how she feels when she reads those tweets. Unless she thinks she falls under "twinks" but nah man.. twinks don't have big boobs and her general bodytype.
Yep. She laughed at her when she heard about the break-up.
I honestly can't understand Jaclyn's logic. Leave one psycho cunt for cheating and being well, psycho. Profess your hate for him and then… team up with a psycho cunt that you also used to hate? Onion and SR are extremely similar, so why even bother with Onion? It's like inviting SR back into her life but this time he has a shitty wife and his face looks like angry hemorrhoids exploded on it.
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>Sees black person on screen
>BLACK CULTURE! HAHAHA!
Just go away Shreg.
maybe she got a crush on lainey too since she looks like sr horse face
git that trinity gurl
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THE TRUTH ABOUT OUR AGE GAP (REUPLOAD)https://hooktube.com/watch?v=cgLgAdFEXng&feature=youtu.be
Boring Vlog. Surprise! It's a shopping date - who would of guessed? First they go out to lunch then off to purchase books, toys, and a bunch of clothes from the target young men's section. Lainey decides to change up their normal routine by going to Burlington Coat Factory. Lainey looks around while Greg talks shit about the people who shop there. I guess shopping at a slightly more upscale Wal-mart for the majority of your clothes makes you better than the poor folk looking for deals. It's nice to see they have money to burn. I bet paying all those fines and repairing the damage he's done will be no big deal.
Age gap talk starts @ 6:10.
The subject is brought up after Greg tells Lainey about the time when he was 14 he had sex with a girl in a location they drove past. Lainey admits it's weird that she was only 5 when he was 14. They both make a big deal of pointing out that Lainey started talking to Greg when she was 17. Lainey says that Greg originally thought she was 25 and that he had proposed to her before they even met or kissed. Lainey admits that she was kind of stupid talking to an older man but she was very lucky Greg wasn't abusive or crazy.
Her next video will be "My sexual assault stories."
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I had to share this lovely face as well.
She has a Bachelor's in biomedical sciences(?) iirc but decided not to pursue her Master's in favor of her YouTube career (lmao).>>583730
After their second debate, Blaire and the manchild mcgrease were like kind of okay with each other (mostly because Shreg was kissing Blaire's ass like crazy).
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I know this is so low because of the beginning of the month adjustment that happens.
But I just love the optics of it all.
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>>583798>They both make a big deal of pointing out that Lainey started talking to Greg when she was 17
You know who else makes big deals about age of consent in the state/country where they are fucking teenagers? Sex tourists do.
He waited a full 5 days after her birthday to reply to her stalking him on Twitter. You just know he had a big "Countdown Till Shes Legal in New Mexico" calendar where he was X'ing out each day until her birthday, and he added those 5 days as a buffer, just in case.
Agreed. I've a bsc in biomed too and I can tell you shit is way diff from med school. I got to pick an area of specification and roll with that while chilling in the lab but real med students gotta cover everything while doing placement training.
Also without a Msc, a biomed degree is just an over-glorified science degree. You could probs be a lab tech or a high school teacher at best without a Msc.
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i wonder if onion boy is going to have a narc rage during billie’s livestream on the 4th or even go watch her on a sockpocket account
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here's a comment I find hilariously obtuse from my favorite old hag, laura.>is an alleged victim of csa>doesn't see a problem with a 17 year old dating a 26-27 year old man>???
feels good man>>583819
the fact she isnt wearing shoes in the car is gross af
This Laura woman looks 50+ why is she okay with everything Gurg and Gaylor do?>>583832
I'm sure Gaylor will watch too while sobbing because she's so gay and misses Billie so much>>583798
Why is she barefoot in the car?>>583691
SR was really
pissed when Ayalla made videos with Gurg. Maybe he already texted Jaclyn how stupid she is to accept Gerg's apology and now she wants to take it further.
SR and Gerg are very similar.
Gerg can't take it when his exes and ex friends befriend or get together with people he doesn't like, so I assume Richi does neither.
Also Jaclyn seems to still be not over the breakup cause she's constantly talking, streaming and making videos about him.
Worked for me, just finished watching it.
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>>583845>"for a long time I felt like I had to go along with what anyone wanted"
That part stands out to me.
>Onision fucked Lainey when she was 17 at a hotel the first time they met>Lainey gets impregnated at 18>Lainey said whenever she backed out of 3ways with Greg and Billie that they would act mad and hurt at her which made Lainey feel guilty >Onision manipulated Lainey into coming out, getting a girlfriend, and when she kissed Billie for the first time, it was Greg's suggestion>Onion brainwashed Lainey by giving her positive reinforcement when she was coerced into sexual situations with another girl and negative reinforcement when she avoided it
There's probably more fuckedupness that I missed. Clearly he's exploited the fuck out of Lainey and her trauma
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So Lame liked this tweet. If I wouldn't know it better I'd say they're both trolling.
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idk if it's ever been discussed but Sarah got her sister to name her baby after Lainey. If anyone thinks that Sarah didn't like Lainey romantically, they're a fucking moron.
Who even starts a conversation to a stranger with "hey how old are you"
If she really thought Sarah is a mom why would she ask that?
If she asked because she didn't want to look creepy befriending a child, she did not think Sarah's twenty something. So she asked to not be a creep but still continued taking to her and brainwashing and exploiting the fuck out of her.
Poor Sarah. I don't even wanna know how much time, tears and money she wasted for fucking Lambo.
I really hope she's finally out, but I think it's nothing big that happened between them.
Maybe Sarah said she can't come for her birthday because of school or she doesn't have the money to buy her everything she wants and Lamp flipped.
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>Uncensored Patreon version of Why I Left My Boyfriend
I guess being a Patron does have its perks.
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>>583887>Who even starts a conversation to a stranger with "hey how old are you"
Her husband taught her Grooming 101
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If Greg wasn't so obsessed with Age of Consent he may have ended up on To Catch A Predator. I can see him saying this sort of thing to Lainey when they started their relationship. It seems to be a somewhat frequently used tactic by the predators caught by the show.
I-is crazy Tami actually in Onions bed with him or is this shooped? Pls tell me it's shooped.
You just know they don't change sheets and the bed has to be covered in sperm because of his stupid "I just pull out"
oh god. you just made me realise their sheets are probably fucking crusty as hell, if lainey can barely wash dishes once a week for a video you know she isnt goin out of her way to wash their sheets or blankets.
I bet greg makes sure he busts on her side of the bed too, probably why he mounts and bites her like a dog. to make sure she doesn't move enough to cause him to blow his load on his "clean" side of the bed
She's still complicit with Greg's abuse toward others and has become manipulative and creepy with minors from his influence, but this is honestly still really
It reminds me of when Greg said that he prefers to date people with traumatic experiences. He thought that was romantic, but he prefers co-dependents he can control.
I'd still like to know how to Plainey explains how she was publicly silent when her husband shared the alleged CSA trauma of Adrienne with the entire world. SO helpful to survivors.
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whoops! can't show that on TV, Greg!
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I really hope people dont make multiple reports for the nudity as a violation of YouTubes Community Guidelines.cough
I wonder if he did this on purpose. When Youtube contacts him about the uncensored breasts hes going to bring up that Amazonian tribe documentary where he said that it was CP.
Hes probably still pissed that all his messages to them and all the little tweens he sent after Youtube about that docu went unanswered.
This may be his way of getting a response out of Youtube. We all know he goes crazy when hes ignored i.e. Shane & Billie.
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Wow. Did he just lose another couple of patrons?!
>>584057>She did this whole pouty thing when her mom was like with this dude, like seriously its a really hot video. Her boyfriends all "oh hey Miss Kalifa" and her mom who's obviously Mexican but pretending to be you know from the Middle East is like "oh you no tell my daughter this" he's like "sure whatever Miss Khalifaaaaaaaahhh" And then the daughter sees them right, she's like "MOMMMMMMM!?" so then they have a contest with the boyfriend to see who can gratify him more. But one of my favorite things that Mia did is like her mom is actively doing this stuff to him right she's like "you don't like that do you?"
Greg says he cant be bothered to watch the most popular videos on YouTube (probably out of jealousy) but he can describe in great detail the porn Mia Khalifa is in.
so does he want this with his mom, or with taylors mom
or her sister
or s's sister
or basically any woman he can drag in
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Why does that make zero sense?? A 90 year old porn star?
Okay?? Are porn stars automatically good at sex cuz they fuck for money and efame? I don't get what he's trying to say at all..
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The video is censored now.
I pray he still got a hit on the channel.
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When you click the link on youtube vs when you click on the embedded player on twitter.
I hope right one is the true one, would love to see him sperg over this.
He got off on his mom having sex with a guy who shared his name
He sperged over the sister's sex life so no doubt.
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It was weird when he would talk back and forth with his usual sockpuppet accounts.
But this is ridiculous.
Is he that desperate to make his super secret Twitter more visible? I guess his fans werent clamoring to join.
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Grugly would never have sex missionary style with Footface.
Theres a reason he always does it doggystyle or from the rear.
What do you mean?
The link in his twitter is going to keep directing to the video Youtube staff removed.
The video that he reuploaded is censored so he wont get another strike. I feel bad that he had to take down the original and lose all those views (not really)
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It's a re-upload.
I love that no matter how much effort he puts into his videos(what effort), they mostly have less than 10k views. He and Fakebot are the only ones who seem to not understand that his "popular" days are over. He's just a nobody who's going to be bringing up his banana video when he's a 90 year old pornstar.
Very true. I have to laugh at how he plays off their quick marriage as romantic. He already married once and had planned to marry Shiloh less than 2 years after his divorce if she hadn't stepped out of line and "cheated".
He had unprotected sex with Adrienne on their first meeting and promised to marry her if she got pregnant, less than a year after Shiloh. He probably would have tried to marry Billie in 2 seconds if Lainey had grown a pair an left him.
Their "love story" isn't unique and special at all. It's just Lainey was the only one damaged enough and naive enough to let him get her pregnant and marry him in less than a year (that pesky New Mexico marriage law!)
Onion sure does like to tie 'em down as fast as he can.
Cuddle gate definitely put the thought in obesion's head that he could get girls on Billie's level. That's why he was so ready to give up Lainey and the kids. I bet Obesion thought "Oh shit, this is the quality of girl I'm capable of?"
Sadly Billie was some fucked up insecure mental case with a multitude of disorders who was a special case. Obesion actually can't pull in 10s. And after so many fail attempts post billie, its slowly dawning on him
It's sad because of all the people hes dated, Lame is the one that needs to be broken up with the most or she will stay forever, but she got unlucky that his fame died, billie wasn't set on stealing him from her, no cute girl wants to date him, etc.>>584269
Lol he threw Billie away thinking he would have a line of girls waiting to join their awful marriage! The cute ones only wanted to date lamey until she became a bitch to them. And no one wants to throw their life away to be tied to a married dude with kids except his ugly discord weirdos.
He caught her when she was 17.
He tied her down by immediately marrying her and knocking her up. Twice.
She reads hate comments all the time, saying how awful she and her kids are and she probably gets threats as well.
Easy game for Greg.
I'm sure Taylor is so afraid of a world without him in it that she tolerates absolutely everything he does.
She never did taxes, rented or bought a house or a car, had to earn money with an actual job or had to be worried about her kid's and her own life.
Living her life on her own, making descisions and caring for the kids without a partner or patrons who threw money on her must sound worse for her than anything Greg could do.
And now he's trying to get Billie back after seeing that he'll never get another pretty girl who wants him. It's pretty pathetic that he has to try and worm his way into Plainey's fake relationships with girls and attempt to manipulate/coerce them into dating him too.
I hope each of them learned that Plainey is just a tool used by Grease to get him a new girlfriend.
Bingo. It's sad when she tries to stress how he really is a good person. All of his exes tried to convince themselves of that too but eventually woke up and realized that the hAtUrZ were right and he really is fucked up in the head.
Lainey is the poster child for paying attention to what your kids do on the internet. The fact that her parents didn't know what she was up to on Twitter and the DM's between her and Obesion is a huge fail on their part. She was easy prey for him to start grooming her so that by the time he set foot in NM all he had to do was wait until she was 18 to take her away like a vulture.
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For literally anyone in the world, not just Anus, it’s no contest.
Onion's going to be kicking himself over this one until he's in the grave. Speaking of, you know Plainey's going to jump in after his casket.
I'd feel bad for her if she wasn't so shit. She has no idea how to be an adult or do anything on her own. She's never worked, she has two kids, she has no friends or identity, and soon she'll have no money once the government and IRS both has bled the Onion Household dry.
She will still be pushing the "our relationship is stronger than ever" bs.
I honestly dont believe Lame loves anus anymore.
She has not forgiven and will never forgive him for billie. She knows he was willing to trash her and upgrade.
I believe she used her dad to trap shreg and now makes sure he knows if he leaves he will be fucked. I think she holds on to the relationship because she knows he ruined her life and instead of admitting to herself that she was wrong, she continues to try and create the image of a happy family. Both of them are manipulative and controlling and will never allow the other to be happy.
>>584223>In fact Im pretty sure in one of their videos together Gurgles admitted Lainey sucked his dick the first night they met in NM.
in one of the love books, they mention fucking on a hotel table lol
prob from behind even then, tbh
Why watch skits when you get the live showing every time your husband barks at you for something?>>584301
Stuff like this is why we kind of feel sorry for her, but then ten minutes later remember she's a cunt.
Do you think they both have Google notifs for their own names? And if they didn't, will they now that I've brought it up?
but taylor is a great human with a good personality
does he even say the latter? actually, i think he just says shes a good human. yikes.>>584351
her dad tried. they probably thought since he had money it would work out.
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His sperge on tweeter about the emergency presidential alert testing. While I dont like trump I find it HILARIOUS to watch his supporters tear him a new one just for being so ignorant
Gotta blindly shit on Trump cause it's cool to hate him right? It doesn't matter that Greg's rules of non-consent would mean Trump isn't a sexual predator in his eyes because those women had multiple sex partners. Also doesn't matter that Greg is about as racist but in different ways, would be as responsive to natural disasters cause ~edgy~, etc
But sure Greg, go ahead and hate on FEMA for implementing an Obama era idea designed to protect people cause it happened during the Trump presidency and feed ignorance to your audience
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He may want to rethink disabling alerts. Who knows when that great landslide he created, is going to come and sweep the trailer away.
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His two favorite people to harass are talking to each other! Wonder if he’ll make a video saying that Shane is encouraging Eugenia’s eating disorder.
Don’t give him ideas anon. Even his usual garbage has been bled dry, he knows he’ll only get views if he a) cheats on Thot b) leaves Thot or c) both.
Views and leaving his busted boi wife are what will make him happy.
Between this and Shane leaving a supportive message under Joy Sparkle BS's video saying he always watched her videos and finds her inspiring ( fucking gross, lol ), I'd love to see what Gergle has to say about it.
Seeing as, you know, Shane never acknowledged him, but is interacting with a "hater".
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Check her thread on Snow for more, I don't want to derail with it here, since I actually can't stand the bitch. But I bet this is going to really sting Gergle.
True, he can brainwash his audience but he's not that good. His major Patreons are totally anti-Trump (though a couple support him)>>584452
Way to be safe Greg, well since you don't believe major disasters are important to care about I guess this is par for the course (inb4 Greg cries about erosion destroying his house). Thankfully you can't actually turn them off, it seems at best maybe if you have an unlocked Android you can. The most you can turn off are amber alerts and emergency alerts, the latter I wouldn't consider smart to turn off though but at least these kids will get National emergencies
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>(Lainey voice): “It’s Fiji!”
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Anyone else see the RSN video?
Looks like someone leaked her private tweets and it doesnt look good for Sarah
I know what you mean. Id take what he puts out with a grain of salt, but with the Twitter unfollowing >>582369 >>581060
And all the whining Taylor has done on her Patreon streams about "friends betraying her" this isnt some crazy tinfoil theory.
Ill take the RSN breadcrumbs, and wait for the real milk later.
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eh, well, i guess we'll find out soon if someone's yanking his chain or not. i'm still holding onto the possibility that a bored farmer hit him up with fake screenshots (the first tweet in the video is 'liked' only by the person who took them, so it technically outs them to Lainey if they're real and she sees this).
No offense but of course? She doesn’t like girls, she just likes the positive attention. Even if she were gay she wouldn’t be comfortable being attracted to girls because it gives Greg a free pass to get in on the action and possibly leave her.
Sarah was “safe” until she became legal and then she started seeing Sarah as a threat.
She doesn’t like other people and doesn’t treat them well. She only cares about Greg and her kids.
There's no hope for this stupid bitch, I won't even bother
All I can say is that it's obvious Anus is using her old stupid ass to get closer to Jessie
As shitty as Gurgamel is, I don't see him being the type to molest his children.
I do see him as the type to be sexually inappropriate with their friends one they reach that sweet sweet 14-17 age range.
If this is true, and Sarah is the one Plain is bitching about (which if 99% is, unless she’s MAYBE talking about Selena, but I doubt it), why hasn’t she removed her videos with Sarah in them?
And what a dick Plainey is, whining that “Sarah only wanted to be with me, why does everyone pretend to be my friend to get with me goooddddd” when she literally admitted to liking Mercedes back when they were friends? She said she was super into her, was she not doing the exact same thing?
Lol she thinks shes so intelligent and knows better than everyone else. There is a reason literally not one person associates with greg or gives him a platform. Theres a reason everyone who has associated with him has bad things to say about him in the end INCLUDING herself. Shes still so obsessed with Richie that all onion has to do is say hes an ass and defend her and shes running to him. Lol what a moron.>>584546
I definitely see her and greg working together to gaslight their kids whenever they try to point out that their dad is being awful/emotionally abusive. Also Lainey will make it about her and cry instead of caring about how its making the kids feel, making them be the bad guys for making their mom cry.
She hasn't had any recent youtube drama with him. Eugenia, that one girl who tried to follow his black hair regimen, and hell, even Billie herself would have been better for Shane to go to. All this does is blow up Joy's fat ass head and possibly irritate Grease's facerroids.
Him doing a collab with Billie, an actual victim who had to physically deal with him and his retarded wife, would have been more beneficial.
I can see it. 3 weeks ago or something he made that "My Old YouTube Stalker Is Back" video. Joy didn't reply because she had a strike or something and was banned for two weeks ( not sure if she meant to reply at all ).
Now Shane of all people is calling said stalker 'inspirational' and giving love for her channel because 'she's so real'.
Obesion must be internally pissed off.
Oh snap, Gronk almost traded up from a 4-foot to a 9. Seriously. No contest. Billie is angelic and tropical, healthy, and free spirited and light. Foot looks flat, foot looks all grey and unhealthy, tired, the life has been sucked out of her eyes. Teeth deteriorating, face having oozy bumpy blisters, and a chin lump.
Kinda see why such a shallow asshole chose to just sign away his parental rights to run away with Billie.
Thank God that Billie said no.
Thank god doubly that Footy has a lawyer dad. Foot-Dad will make damm sure Gronkle pays out the nose if he tries abandoning his responsibilities.
But let's be honest. What's up with that chin? >>583799
It ain't normal. It just ain't.
That’s very generous, anon
Seriously tho, Billie’s evolution is inversely proportionate to Drainythot’s. She gets prettier and Draino gets… well, we’ve all got eyes. Shreg must be seething, making his facerrhoids flare up by spending longer than usual in a steaming hot shower multiple times a day while simultaneously rage-crying and aggressively yanking on his minuscule wiener while looking at Billie’s Instagram.
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This was around the time she was staying the with onions, back and forth. >>584670
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She looks way better without them. Its really sad to think about a how stressed and unsanitary she was while with them
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This is all it took for him to dismiss it as "fake".
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>>584475>deserted island>coordinates to a fucking church???>basically land locked in relation to water
Nice lazy Google, Obesion. Fuckin' nailing it out of the deserted park mate.
God, the sooner Troy learns how to Google his family the better.>>584600
That comment reads like Greg wrote it. Except Greg uses better grammar… some… how…
Anon, what are the chances Sarah isn't
hiding something? Come on now.
Some anon mentioned the Onions probably don't wash their sheets or bed linen. All them spots up the side of the face look like they're festering while sleeping on dirty bed linen.>>584586
Lainey is straight. The dumb bitch doesn't know the difference between envy and attraction
Still, billie is young and experiencing life as a young adult. Eventually, she'll grow out of it, and be a more mature person. She's fine doing what she's doing at this point in her life.
At least, even now, she was more mature than Onion and Lame are, and she's not even twenty. She left right away when she saw how the poly was affecting their marriage, and she worried about Trot and Clot being abandoned by the Onion. So she did the mature responsible thing and removed herself from the situation.
Onion wanted to dump one of his wives for a 2nd time, and absolve himself of any child support by abandoning the children too. All for a pretty face. That's shallow.
Lame, when faced with her hubs ready to dump her, decides to stay anyways, full knowing Onions "love" for her, his wife, goes only so far as to the next 16 year old jailbait that he targets. And Lame is trying to L.A.R.P. as a 12 year old boy in response to the situation. Instead of, maybe, therapy, because Onion refuses marriage counseling.
And after all that, Onion is still low key trying to bait Billie back? And Lame isn't putting her face down?
Anyways, it seems that Onion and Lame are the ones with interests in just make-up. That's pretty shallow, and Greg is like mid-30's. They don't have hobbies, they don't take classes, they don't have friends, they don't volunteer, they ignore their children. In fact, Onion sneers at continued education, and won't permit Lame to continue hers. Because he wants his partners to stay uneducated.
Greg just stays behind a computer screen, and he expects his partner to just stay in the same house, but not talk to him or bother him, and his partner cannot work outside the home because he wants the partner to be there physically 100% of the time, while he ignores them. Sooooo mature……. sarcasm.
Billie’s 21 now anon. I assume you meant when she finally left the onions? She was 19 then.
And Billie will always be somewhat of a cow herself, but we will still be impressed that she was the one to leave Anus and Thot and to this day has caused him to narc rage and her to regress into more of a child simply by ignoring them.
You should delete too. You can infer what they posted with this. >>584792
She might still lurk but if the fallout is real, it’s less likely to get back to them. I think Lainey lurks on her own.
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Greg tells his fans how to disable the Presidential Alerts.
>You scroll down and you see government alerts there you could just turn those off. I guess I'll turn amber alert on because you know maybe I could help someone find an abducted kid or something.
Yes Greg, its really easy to find an abducted kid when they're gagged and hogtied in the back of your Kia Sorento.
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Hes trying to spin this as a good thing, implying that now he can do what he wants without any restrictions. But I wonder if because its now "Adult Content" it will have less people joining or people leaving because of it.
Will Patreon be monitoring and doing age check on his current patrons or anyone that joins in the future?
I know. But when I looked at one map, it specifically showed a church right there.
Also Fiji is not deserted.
Also, it's the center – hence land locked. Why would anyone send a fucking boat?
tl;dr I was just mocking his dumb ass.>>584713
Cool story, bro.
They wash their damaged hair, but prob use too much product and don't rinse properly.>>584754
Greg did say, re: marriage, third time's the charm! Can't wait to see the lucky lady.>>584845
Lainey mentioned her step brother assaulting her previously, but I don't remember where (draw my life?) or the details (if any).
As far as I know, patreon pages that are considered adult content do not get listed on the Patreon page at all, so you can only access it via direct link.
Why would Gurg willingly make his page less searchable/discoverable?
Especially when everyone knows that 80% of his patrons are probably under 18.
My guess is that his page got flagged as adult content by someone else/patreon themselves and he's now trying to act like he did it on purpose.
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He is on his typical bored to death Twitter meltdown.
I think it's funny that he feels so empowered by blocking da haturz when no one really cares anymore.
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Another one, he's so unfunny that it hurts. If he keeps sperging nonsense he must be watching Billie's stream
>It's probably the same stepbrother that snuck into her bed and laid on top of her.
Holy christ, Onion boy really goes for women with damage, doesn't he? After David & her POS step-brother, no wonder Lainey sees him as an upgrade.Lainey, if you're lurking & reading this, he's still abusive. There are men out there who won't call you a cunt, who will do half the housework without being asked, are enthusiastic, interested parents, who will talk to your youngest kid, won't pressure you into bringinging other women into the house, will hug you back and care about the things you care about, will take you on holidays and have fun on family outings. They won't laugh at you for wanting to do gymnastics. They won't isolate you from your family. They won't try to stop you working outside the home or having friends of your own. If not sexually assaulting you is your baseline for a 'good man' your standards are incredibly low. Onion boy isn't a good man. At all. As much as I hate Lainey's behaviour, she never stood a chance with her history and Onion's grooming.
>>584871>Why would Gurg willingly make his page less searchable/discoverable?
Especially when everyone knows that 80% of his patrons are probably under 18
Because he thinks he's so popular that he gets new fans even though you can't find him.
Like when he made his Onision Channel a paid channel.
He always thinks he gets fans no matter what he does, but then nobody gives a shit and he goes back to his initial situation.
I think A LOT of y'all calling billie vapid or lacking in a personality tend to forget that it isn't normal to overshare in the ways that greg and lame do. We're getting too use to their style of vlogging/making videos, and behavior on social media.
I personally think she has more indepth thoughts/ a personality, she's just being cautious
Yeah just miscommunication on what to make fun of.
I think it’s funny that his idea of a desert island is Fiji, probably because his only reference point of the tropics is Lainey begging him to take her there. (And Laineybot dreams of Fiji)
Yeah probably, but it's just a print-out. Like Onions cease and desist to JS BS. Unless he was at a notary's office with it and a notary contacted it, his sheets of paper mean nothing.
As long as Sarah has any sort of feelings for Gaylor we won't get milk from her. And if she's as good as a person as Luxy or Billie she won't speak about them at all.
Ha ha ha he can't stand it when other people get more attention than him. He's the epitome of the cringey try hard stinky incel, upset at being ignored and punching himself in the face to get ANY attention.>>584905
Do they even have the money anymore to order cases of Fiji from Amazon?
Does poor Laineybot not even have that anymore? Have things sunk so low?
OT but Billie’s boyfriend seems pretty awesome. He’s attractive, college educated, lives relatively close to her, likes anime and gaming, and volunteers for his dad’s political campaign. Obesion must be losing his shit.
I predict a weed sperg incoming.
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2 or 3 tweets a week on his private twitter.
hes gotten so desperate that he uses Onision to reply back to OnisionPrime.
no one cares about it so he has to try and promote it himself
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Here's a sampling of their photos. I'd say Lainey looks taller in all of them. If Billie is 5'4, she must be 5'5 or 5'6
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All I can think about is how well this applies to Lainey
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Ugh, here we go again with the giant bruises.
This woman has no shame.
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Dumb tinfoil but what if baths or bathing had something to do with Sarah and Lainey’s alleged fall out. Sarah’s been posting more than usual on her tumblr so it’s a little off putting that she has a post about dying, soulmates and a random aesthetic photo of a bathtub. /tinfoil
Different farmer but the best I remember it was some national park or something?>>585050
Imagine being a mother of two (three if you count Onion) and having nothing going in your life except your hair color of the week and flaunting hickies like you're a high school Freshman.
the only way I can see that being involved is if Sarah tried weasling her way into grease and lameos suk mi shower time.
The more realistic explanation is probably that after being groomed as a child by a narcissistic cunt bag with two kids Sarah had probably completely convinced herself that she WOULD be in the trinity and thay lainey loved her and now that shes finally legal and they can truly be together and Laineys rejected her. rejected her after all the suffering and embarrassment shes gone through in her regular life and online life just to be with her shes suicidal. I mean Sarah is still a kid even if shes 18 now, she isnt mature, it's the same as when a creepy 30 year old man promises a 14 year old once shes older they can be together and grooms the shit outta her before inevitably banging and dumping her when she gets too old except Sarah never even got to bang lainey, lainey just led her on emotionally for years and then tossed her away like trash when she was finally old enough. that's arguably worse in my book since shes been abused by people older than her her whole life and then cruelly decided to do it to sarah.
Maybe Sarah will off herself and the internet will finally have to stop ignoring laineys shittiness. because I'm gonna put it out there now, as much as I hate grease. it aint gonna be on him if Sarah did something to herself, that's all on lainey her abuse isn't an excuse to do all this to a child.
Everyone calls Lainey a groomer but I don’t think she is one?
She’s not innocent or anything because she blindly supports anything Greg does and will be complicit in any abuse he doles out to people but she doesn’t actually want a girlfriend. She likes attention but that’s it. She’s really shitty to girls for playing with their emotions or leading them on but at the end of the day that isn’t grooming. Greg is the one that’s actively trying to groom girls to exploit them sexually, which is what grooming actually is.
I’m not saying what she’s doing isn’t bad but grooming is a whole other level and Greg is the only active player when it comes to that.
No I know that and that’s clearly inappropriate but she didn’t take Sarah on in the same way that Greg did to her. Greg was inappropriate to the end goal of having a child bride that he could have sex with.
If Lainey started dating Sarah THAT would be a clear cut case that she was grooming but what it looks like (all unconfirmed) is that she was milking attention and emotional labor from Sarah but once Sarah became legal and a viable option, she cut her loose and complained that Sarah was in only in it for a sexual relationship.
I still think it’s not okay to send pictures and honestly it’s just plain strange to be friends with a 14 year old when you’re in your 20’s but I don’t think it’s grooming. I’m not defending lame’s actions but want to categorize her correctly.
yes it is anon. stop defending her just cause she's a girl. grooming is not just the end game aspect. the grooming part is when the adult befriends the child/underaged teen and interacts with them in a sexual or romantic nature in the hopes that they will become interested in them. sending the photo was 100% grooming tactics even if it was just for attention.
if anything she was probably more
likely to groom someone else, cause she was groomed by sperg.
exactly! like this is all standard issue grooming. even if in reality we
know plainy wasn't interested in her, she was at the least honestly grooming her for spurg.
Well Sarah was sitting around while Greg, Gaylor and Billie had their relationship. They probably all went upstairs all the time and Sarah was left alone with the kids. She probably heard them having sex as well.
She must've felt isolated and ugly because they all had fun together (well Taylor not that much) and she wasn't invited. So she started developing feelings for Greg (like Lane confirmed) and tried to be pretty and funny around him to get in their bed as well
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His head is so
Staying grumpy in another room.
Taylor and Billie never were in a video together, just remember this gem of Taylor playing video games with Sarah and Greg (while Billie was probably watching the kids) looking like she just swallowed a whole lemon.
Billie's in the video as well. But it's either Taylor and the rest or Billie and the rest. They're never both on camera.
Because Greg can’t ever be assed to watch the kids. They all look so ugly, Anus with his huge head, Plainey with her big ass feet and squinty eyes, and Sarah with her plain face and chubby chin (granted Sarah looks better now).
Notice how Billie gets cuddles under a blanket and Plain gets jack shit?
did they even have 3somes all that much? I was under the impression they happened pretty rarely and that billie and onion were off fucking while lainey cried on social media. I know grundle detailed some or the times they did "like him eating out Billie while lainey kissed her or something??) but from the whiteboard videos it sounded mostly like they fucked one on one more than they included his wife.
I don't know how Lainey hasn't offed herself yet tbh. imagine sitting around covering your kids ears while your husband manically pounded a hotter prettier girl in the house.
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says the sexual harasser.
>>585173>Greg and Billie were so cute together
Totally not compatible at all. I know a lot of people here have a hate boner for Bilbo, but honestly, the whole thing never should of happened and there's nothing 'cute' about being manipulated.
Yes they laughed and watched anime and played video games.
Probably something Billie should have been experiencing with a boy her own age.
Not being used as an emotional and sexual pawn in some 30 something year old man's loveless marriage.
I never found it cute even in the videos where Billie looks happy, I just pitied her because I knew that when shit hit the fan that poor girl's info was spread around the internet for everyone to see.
I know some people are going to shoot this down and say 'omg but it was HER choice' I'm not saying Billie is an innocent angel uwu, but what happened to her and all of Greg's exe's was fucked up, and getting into a relationship with a dickhead while being a dumb young teen shouldn't have such long lasting consequences. We probably all dated douchebags at Billie's age, I know I did, but the difference is that my ex didn't air my dirty laundry to the world.
Tldr- it wasn't cute at all, gross.
Lol he didn't even get to eat her out. She told him she felt too self consious to sit on his face while Lainey blew him.
He probably only had like 2 greasomes tops, the rest was seperate Billie fucking.
So true. I cant stand her squinting. I wish she'd get contacts or wear her glasses.
The squinting paired with the miserable expression is not flattering.
This image is so unsettling.
A grown man hanging out with young teenagers. Like a dad trying to be cool but ends up fondling one under the blankets while he watches them play video games. God can shregory get arrested already?
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Greg has finally accepted that he's a creepy old man.
Imagine being 15-16 years old and having your "best friend's" husband comment on your ass.
Now imagine having it immortalized by him trying to make a profit off of your discomfort with his "joke."
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Let's face it….this is the shit he looks at irl
god I just threw up in my mouth. seeing dick is bad enough without it being attached to a fake woman.
right up Greg's alley, though… wonder when he's gonna just admit he wants tranny cock?
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please stop acting like you aren't racist Greg
realize that this is also a reflection of his shitty fanbase too, right? Also, idubbbz usage has more context, but okay. (Not that I 100% agree, but it wasn’t done as an insulting slur, but originated from him copying an old ass Donald Glover skit.)
"electric blue doesn't work for you"
"this isn't a transition shade"
"fresh open cold sore"
"billie doesn't own peach"
bonus blush color:
"incurable skin disease"
>>585258>"respect black people!!!">"all black people have nasty unclean hair lol"
your low IQ is showing Gronk
also love how he's trying to drum up attention by name-dropping idubbbz. literally no one on this earth has ever given a shit about him saying "nigger" except tana when she wanted views.
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I suck with makeup, but it looks like she took foundation down to her neck but specifically left it visible? So fucking trashy and gross. We get it, he mounts you like an animal and marks you. You have kids together, everyone knows you had/have sex.
It's just speculation based on the dumb excuse he gave during cuddlegate and some other stuff he's said about his mom. As far as I know the most either of them have said that implied his mother molested his was that she gave him naked massages.
Personally I'm more inclined to believe that there was more emotional incest than actual physical incest. Greggy was mommy's golden boy, and it would explain why he seems to have such an Oedipus complex.
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>>585354>Why am I a transtrender? I dunno, I don’t pay much attention to that stuff
She’s such a cringe factory. This is possibly the worst video she has made thus far.
>what’s the tea, sis?
Get fucked, you translarping piece of trash.
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Anyone see more leaked tweets from RSN? I screen shot them to save you from his talking. I find it interesting that Lainey exposed herself to sarah multiple times and clearly before she was 18. And then when legal shes dumped off?? Suspicious
She’s so dumb she read one thing saying some people breastfeed until their kid is 7, so I’m convinced she’ll breastfeed them as long as possible. Trot stopped on his own accord around age 4, but if he hadn’t she would have kept going. Clot has years to go, ugh.
She won’t stop for two reasons: 1. She loves how thin it makes her, because her identity outside of being an inconsistent ranstrender is being a weak frail smol bean 2. Anus has a weird breastfeeding fetish and he publically shamed her mom for not breastfeeding her for very long (he said “for two seconds but if 5+ years is normal for these two, she probably breastfed Lame for the normal amount of time, which is typically a few months).
No it really isn’t, especially when you have to clarify that a specific pronunciation is bad, but not the way I
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I swear he’s only supporting #metoo so whenever he does get called out for sexually harassing/assauling women he can say “B-But I support victims!!!”
Just because nothing you did had legal consequences, doesn't mean you never did anything.
You raped AJ, pushed Shiloh in a doorframe what caused her to lose the baby, slept with multiple underage people, committed tax frauds, falsely accuse every third person of being a pedophile and destroyed wetlands.
You didn't "beat" your dad, Grugg. You kicked him with your boots like the ungrateful, unbehaved faggot you are.
Even if the tweets were fake, why mention bathing specifically? I mean we joke about Sarah taking Lainey’s shower pics but what if we were on to something? Maybe someone knows something about Sarah and Lainey’s relationship but they don’t know who it is?
It’s a cover up, I swear.
He doesn’t really call her out or seemed to have researched her enough to make a valid point. Example, she says she wears makeup just because she loves fun make up looks. But then why does she wear makeup for videos etc that is plain, presents as female, etc? The guy in the video does say “if you experience dysphoria why put yourself in a situation to experience more of that”
She’s just found a good niche because it is filled with teens who don’t want to invalidate anyone so no one deep in that community will ever call her out. Also what is her dysphoria, just her chest? Lol
Right? The desperation to be ~relatable~ is palpable. See also: >>585416
>it’s my kink!
This makes me want to punch myself in the face. Repeatedly.
She really is the epitome of tumblr cringe. I hate her so much.
I bought some cheap "universal" color-correcting BB cream from Target when my face got windburnt last winter… this is what it looks like if you don't apply foundation and powder over top of it with your correct color.
He's so insecure.
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The replies to this are fucking hilarious. He is such a dumb fuck. This cunt has no self awareness whatsoever. I hope there’s another meltdown on the way.
It's like a serial killer protesting at a pro life event.
Onision definitely has the brain of a toddler.
Wonder how long it’s going to take for Ogreg to start a new twitter sperg on this one.
I can’t wait for the reaction video that’s likely already in production.
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how come when i see his twitter picture it really looks like this to me
Can’t wait till Trot eventually beats the shit of you for well… being you Grease.
Sadly he’ll most likely be long gone from YT by then, but I’m howling thinking of his “My Son Abused Me” video with a 45 year old bruised Gerg talking quietly about (and manipulating) the situation with sad piano music in front of a Death Note poster.
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Wow, I never realized how much Greg and Gary Glitter have in common before seeing this
Yet there was old tweets before she decided she was trans where she wished she had bigger boobs. Pretty clear and shut case shes all bullshit.>>585577
So i guess trot needs to beat him up when hes older.
Yeah also in that old af fuck video with her and Selena, they both say they like the colour pink the most AND she says 'Greg thinks i might be bi but I dont think so'
There's so much old proof she was a normal cis girl, but she tries so hard to prove that she apparently ALWAYS felt like this. Like her weak excuse of wanting to be a fireman as a toddler.
I wore racing car pjs and wanted to be a ninja turtle as a little girl, doesn't mean I want to be a man.
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this image now speaks volumes
My sides. I hope he is lurking and all of this triggers
a massive Twitter sperg
Honestly Kalvin pretty much agreed with her and even laughed at her like she's funny- I think Lame will get an ego boost from it.
How can he thinks she's funny, I'm high AF and I'm scowling whilst watching her. Baffled.
Dirty hoodie, bite marks from Greg, or lovebites
as they call it (barf), and the color peenk. Doesn’t even credit the girl who did the look first.
Both love to be leaders of little girls. Greg should do a cover of Leader of the Gang for his patroen.>>585663
Why does she never put cover up on her fucking neck? We know she has no qualms about using half a foundation bottle just for her face base. She just looks fucking dirty.