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No. 1591715

For all the attention seekers, grifters and other assorted idiots in the alternative community

Most recent cows:
-Jake Munro aka Snake aka Fake, extremely unoriginal "musician", after his Casey Neistat imitation vlogs didn't take off he got famous from doing TikTok react videos. Known for copying the aesthetics of many musicians such as MM and Dir En Grey. Music is really unoriginal too, his most successful songs are covers. Has an obsessive cult fanbase of tweens and lonely middle aged women, calls himself "goth daddy" after saying all goths are cunts. Got his channel started by leeching off his gf, Kaya, then dumped her when he got famous enough
-ToxicTears (kaya), veteran youtuber, one of the OG "goths", used to get hundreds of thousands of views but her channel has dwindled, now she constantly makes excuses not to film and when she does it's usually an unboxing or a Q&A or GRWM. Has been pretty active on TikTok lately
-Kat Paine aka Skat, married tattoo artist who Jake cheated on Kaya with, has a kid
-Jude Bishop, OF thot and ddlg pedo-pandering pickme who is also "goth", has her own thread but crosses over here too, publicly thirsts for Jake
-ItsBlackFriday (freyja), goth youtuber, country hopper, terrible planner
-Psychara, witchy instagoth who fries her hair
-Of Herbs and Altars (Dorian), alt youtuber who does videos on her ana and drugs past, believes she can fuck ghosts
-Adora BatBrat, instagoth who likes posting provocative stuff for shock value
-Ruadhan, youtuber, rambling shit stirrer

…and other cows who are discussed but not necessarily producing significant or frequent milk

Updates from last thread:
>Alleged confirmation of Jake cheating on Kaya >>1550896
>Jude gets lip fillers, still looks awful >>1552347
>Jake goes to Berlin to watch his FTM friends band, ends up sad and alone eating mcnuggets in the middle of the night >>1553652
>Freya whinges about getting covid, getting burgled, nothing can ever go right for her >>1558014
>Jake's plushie campaign fails miserably >>1563608
>Kaya flourishes in her new house, opens gifts from her followers >>1564292 and generally seems a lot happier about life compared to when she was stuck with Jake
>Kaya's mum throws shade >>1566234
>Jake takes trip to Nashville to catsit and alienate more fans >>1566507 while being ignored by everyone >>1568065
>Jude acquires ugly beardy they/them moid daddy >>1567148
>brief mention of drac_macens >>1571591
>Jake takes Skat to everywhere he ever visited with Kaya >>1574698
>Mamie tries to stay relevant, fails >>1579876
>Tranny o'Reilly spergs about now hating Jake when he was more than happy to crawl up his arse before >>1585289
>Skat is a shit tattooist >>1586816
>Latter half of thread littered with autist nonnies infighting over Kaya, is she gay >>1587880 probably not >>1589785 is she still a cow, who knows but these ladies are here to sperg about it for dozens of posts
>Jake continues day drinking and infantalising the older woman and mother he is sleeping with >>1590983

Last thread >>>/snow/1549125

No. 1591716

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No. 1591718

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Thank you art anons for the thread pics, it was hard to pick one. Apologies for brief write up of last thread, it's currently a heatwave in Britbong land and the last thread was a clusterfuck but did my best

No. 1591722

>>1591718
You did just fine anon, it's not even short because half the last thread was mostly infighting anyway lmao. Hope it cools down for you soon!

No. 1591724

>>1591163
That needs to go to the dentist. Among other issues obviously, but jesus that looks sore. It's like it's face is peeling off. Is that scurvy in this day and age? I'm concerned.

No. 1592177

>>1591718
Surprised at this point that none of his snaccs have banded together to get Jake some basic photography and image editing courses because I am consistently blown away by how fucking god awful every picture he takes is, especially for his only fans

No. 1592315

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Finally posts something, lens is dirty, nails look gross, same stupid fingers pose and that hair dye job looks a bit shit on first inspection. But hey, he put on eye liner this time!

If his new video is not another shitty tiktok react video I will be shocked.

No. 1592336

>>1592315
His hair looks much better, Kat must've got sick of looking at that mess like the rest of us

No. 1592341

>>1592315
Screaming, crying, throwing up and begging Jake to stop doing that fucking thing with his hand

No. 1592381

>>1592315
Taking bets: Something along the lines of "baby girl is doin my hair" if no tik tok react

No. 1592388

>>1592315
Looking like a piece of shit taxidermy, jesus christ. Danger hair won't make you look young again.

No. 1592393

>>1592315
This man is in his 30s and having a nervous breakdown.

No. 1592396

>>1592381
that's exactly what it's going to be
also, oh dear lord those filters working overtime and not even improving his ugly mug. he has a look on his dead eyes like he is starting to realize how fucked his life has become… and IM GLAD

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No. 1592454

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From his twitter yesterday, I’m pretty sure it was Kaya who got him into YouTube but who am I to judge lol

No. 1592456

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And another one, I hope he’ll just drop it and never think about rapping again

No. 1592460

>>1592456
Jake rapping is going to be absolutely unbearable, oh my god

No. 1592464

Great job on the thread nonnie

No. 1592467

>>1592456
Yes Jake, it's your accent that is the issue… LMAO

No. 1592468

>>1592336
Ish, but the color is definitely her style. He really just skinwalks to match his girlfriends.

No. 1592493

>>1592456
The overgrown chode really trying to be MGK. I look forward to the complete trainwreck this will be.

No. 1592503

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The quoted tweet ends with:
“you both seemed amazing together, I just don't get you anymore”

Just wait until Kaya finally spills everything, I’m 100% sure he’ll have a major tantrum online

No. 1592504

>>1592454
LMAO he's tweeting at Egoraptor from a locked account like he's going to see it. Stop being a coward and unlock your Twitter, Fake, shouldn't be any problem doing so if you didn't do anything wrong

No. 1592511

>>1592503
Wasn’t he the one who left it as kaya hurt me bad or something along those lines

Of course people are joking to ask

No. 1592535

New video from Freezer. It's a trip to the Scottish Owl Centre. Overall it's pretty boring, I'll spare you the details, but it's nice to see her and her family at least doing something mildly interesting and being out of the house.
What really bothers me is that Freezer now apparently keeps showing her baby's face on YouTube. Of course, as many anons predicted way before the birth, the baby is always dressed in black, has a black pram, and so on. The baby is cute, but why incorporate her into your videos as another testament of your awesomely epic goff family life? It just rubs me the wrong way.
Quote all the comments under her videos that include her baby, "she'll be like Wednesday Addams XDD", "victorian vampire baby", and shit like that.

No. 1592560

>>1592456
I imagine it's already hard to speak in his fake garbled Australian / American "accent", let alone rap kek.

No. 1592568

>>1592503
"IIIII ended the relationship"
ok jakey, make sure you always remember how was YOU the one that fucked your own life (and almost kaya's)
fucking delusional narc

No. 1592569

>>1592535
I love owls and I could not take how boring this video was. Maybe it's just that I hate her voice but I just could not get through that omg

No. 1592573

>>1592504
He's probably so stupid he thinks they can see his reply.
>>1592503
Nothing wrong with this reply or approach, except his shitass drunk posting and angry replies on Youtube, this isn't actually what he has done. He has shit on Kaya several times already. When his channel is totally tanked he'll probably make a tell-all for views.

No. 1592579

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No. 1592598

>>1592579
He’s really alienating the poor idiots dumb enough to stick around.

>>1592511
He STARTED saying this but originally in the video he’s referring to “it was mutual and just the best thing for them”.

No. 1592639

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Apparently he's already introduced to Kat's son

No. 1592661

>>1592503

Translation: “I’m not telling my side of the story because there is no way to spin ‘I cheated on my partner of 11 years with a married mother of one and then booted her out of our house in the middle of Irish winter to live in unheated office space’ that doesn’t make me sound like a complete cunt.”

No. 1592673

>>1592661
You speak jakish very well, nonnie

No. 1592683

"no one can hold me accountable for my actions! Not even the people that basically pay my wages!"

No. 1592689

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He lost it cause he was drunk more than likely.

No. 1592713

>>1592689
Recap for those who can't be arsed to watch:

Warning he got drunk (surprise) and that we should not think he's an alcoholic because of 1 video of him being drunk on his birthday. (lets just ignore the dozens of cocktail pics and the empty bottle of beer right in front of his face)

Talking about the fun night out with other people like we did not see his sad vid at 1 eating nuggets all alone.

Old lady stole his wallet. Tries to tell is flight story and can't remember the whole story. (Good thing he's not an alcoholic).

Talks about his rage but somehow now he can flip a switch and no longer rage. (uhu sure jake) He is really proud of himself that he got home without his wallet and missing his plane.

Nashville: was supposed to be a collaborative trip but it didn't work out. So they just hang out and it was fun for him because apparently he had people to talk to, which he does not have at home, because he is now the only youtuber in Northern Ireland. (Kaya?)

Jake is now thinking about producing. He's been writing songs and learning to mix more. He got new hardware stuff coming in (he can chuck it with the rest of shit he never uses)

He's going on vacation to Croatia with kat.

No. 1592719

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Couldn't be bothered to clean up your shit tip before taking a picture, Jake? His table really is starting to look like the thread pic. Is that sake?

No. 1592721

>>1592639
He has been larping as step-dad already for months now. Can't wait for his rage switch to malfunction in front of that kid.

No. 1592723

>>1592689
I can't even believe how much I want to a-log when I see this stupid fucking face and stupid fucking makeup and stupid fucking facial expression

No. 1592737

>>1592713
>"people think I'm an alcoholic based on one video"

Does he think people have the attention spans of goldfish or something?

No. 1592744

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>>1592719

It's giving me Are You Afraid of the Dark? Tale of the Renegade Virus vibes.

No. 1592746

>>1592719
It's not sake but soju. Still alcohol that you drink via shots usually with other people though, and not alone in a room for streaming/gaming.

No. 1592757

Soju and Coors, truly the combination of alcoholics.

No. 1592808

>>1592713
Jesus he’s delusional.

No. 1592811

>>1592713
>he had people to talk to, which he does not have at home, because he is now the only youtuber in Northern Ireland. (Kaya?)

Implying he only talk to other youtubers? Jesus, no wonder he's lonely and friendless.

No. 1592832

>>1592713
Based old lady probably saw his dumb drunk ass flaunting his status or money and did what she had to do.

No. 1592836

Kat is spending her toddler's developing years traveling, getting wasted, and making porn with a manchild with anger issues. Kat, just admit you didn't want to be a mom and that you fail at it. No amount of little zoo trips will make up for the actual trauma this child has been/will undoubtedly endure.

No. 1592877

>>1592836
Imagine being a child and your mother leaves your dad and you now have to go to the zoo with some eyebrow-less, drunk, joy-sucking black hole of a freak.

No. 1592906

>>1592689
Right back to the style of his old chav blogs, where he has to hype up some random thing because absolutely nothing happens to him. It’s pitiful that THIS is the clickbait. Like this super common, not shocking, almost no consequences thing that happens to tourists every day. Wonder if the follow up will be “FILLING OUT FORMS FOR MY NEW DRIVERS LICENSE?!”

No. 1592950

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The views …..(1)

No. 1592951

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>>1592950
(2)And like situation on his social media is getting worse… way worse. He’s going to have to get a real part time job in the near future. Those aren’t the numbers you can live on.

No. 1592975

>>1592950
The thumbnail cracks me up bc in the middle is his "goth" persona that he is struggling to relate to anymore, and to the left and right is his chavvy ass. You can tell how much he is struggling to maintain the image without Kaya, this look is totally incohesive and those colors look shit together.

No. 1592995

>>1592443
>>1592744
lmao ty nonnys.

>>1592719
>how can ppl think I'm an alcoholic off ONE video
>posts multiple videos shitfaced
>multiple IG stories flexing his multiple long island iced teas
>literally has a bunch of empties behind him in photo promoting this video
sure jake.

>>1592713
Ngl, kind of hope he keeps lovebombing Kat with the random vacation trips and dozens of overpriced cocktails. Just means he'll be broke sooner than later. We'll see just how long Kat sticks around after that. lmao

No. 1593015

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>>1592951
He looks like he sloppily blew Grimace

No. 1593041

>>1592713
Very good recap, I'd like to add how many times he repeated that "all his Nashville friends" are "singers, musicians or producers" and how "talented and hardworking" they are.

No. 1593070

He actually used 'alternative facts' in a non-ironic way, and then said:
>"You had to have been there, the vibe was off the charts."
Wow. He's Goth Trump now. Ugly, angry blowhard with hideous hair. It makes so much sense.

>"Whenever I say a currency thats not dollars, for americans it just goes right over your heads, it's just monopoly money, it doesn't matter, it has no value. So I have to say it in -your- currency, for -you- to assign value to it."

Considering how much of his audience is american and how much he loves to talk about moving to america, he sure shits all over americans in general…

No. 1593077

>>1592315
why does he remind me of danny elfman here

No. 1593082

>>1593077
Don’t you dare disrespect Danny Elfman like this, you’re kind of right though lmao

No. 1593096

>>1593070
As an American who sometimes shops overseas, what the actual fuck is he talking about lol.

No. 1593126

>>1593070
I notice that they way he said it was very strange too like he was overly cocky

No. 1593147

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Kaya has an ear tattoo. You'd think she'd wash her crusty ass ears beforehand.Gross.

No. 1593174

>>1593147
Extreme nitpick but holy shit those earrings are pierced so far apart

No. 1593181

>>1593174
it might only look that way because her first lobe piercings are so damn stretched out

No. 1593210

>>1593147
I'd have made them the other way around, so the spiderwebs would fan out with the natural form of the upper ear. But that's just my aesthetical preference

No. 1593216

>>1593147
I'm not a fan of ear tattoos but I don't hate this. It does not look too dark or bold.

No. 1593226

>>1593041
It seems he wants to look hardworking by association, or like he has high standards, by saying look at my totes cool and exclusive friends!! Except he has about 3 actual friends: himself, Kat and K. If he actually a friend group, he wouldn't be whining that Ireland has no scene and wouldn't say that Nashville was nice bc for the first time in his life he has people to talk to. He should lower his 14 year old edgy standards and talk to normal people, because he's cleaely too low to meet the standards of people he'd like to hang out with kek

No. 1593244

>>1592535 Not sure if you noticed and I don't want to screenshot the baby even with her face hidden but from 11.16 I presume it's Mr Owl who is hiding the babies face with his hands whenever Freya gets her in shot - seems like she was featuring the baby without his consent too.

No. 1593278

>>1593147

This is going to heal terribly, ear tattoos always blow out. Especially with those tiny single needle lines.

No. 1593292

Who's that ugly emo goth cunt anyway..?

No. 1593297

>>1593226
Normal people don't want to talk to him either.

No. 1593395

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Glad she's recovering from addiction but did she celebrate by getting even more lip fillers kek

No. 1593450

>>1593147
I bet her piercing have that cheesy smell
Gross

No. 1593453

>>1593244
He might have done this to protect the baby face in case the owl claws it? I did see a comment mentioning this

No. 1593466

>>1592951
Is this the first time he's done full makeup and hair for months too? It's a bit obvious even the snaccs who could forgive the everything he's done would only be hanging on for the goff looks which he wasn't doing either

No. 1593478

>>1593070
About the dollars thing - god, he’s so fucking angry at other people all the time? Even the majority of his fans?!

No. 1593500

>>1592713
" Don't worry I'm not an alcoholic I just talk about drinking and post pictures of me drinking and have literally got empty cans and bottles of spirits just littered across my desk and openly discussed flirting with alcoholism over lockdown!! I don't have a problem! I can stop whenever I want!"

No. 1593529

>>1593500
Side note: I still wonder what was the difference for him between lock down and no lock down - sitting at home and hating everything outside is what he always does, no matter what.

No. 1593534

Anyone remember during one of the last few streams on a weekday, Kat came stumbling in after work with some KFC and she was "wasted on the floor downstairs". Then be said he wanted to get shitfaced, and a few days later we were blessed with his drunkposting on IG. Seeing people get wasted makes him want to get wasted. Not an alcoholic though.

I actually worry for the young impressionable child. One of these days during a drunken stupor they will forget to put away their sex leash, forget to close their OF tabs, or forget to the booze out of reach. Any number of things can happen, alcoholics are unpredictable and untrustworthy. Speaking from experience.

No. 1593553

The only time an alcoholic will admit they're an alcoholic is when they are ready to get help.

No. 1593716

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… that was fast.

No. 1593718

>>1593395
Taking makeup tips from our girl Lucinda.

No. 1593722

>>1593553
Given the state of his fans him being so dismissive about it was irresponsible. I know people are quick to screech about “influencers” saying just about anything but purely because there’s such a strong idea that someone who’s young and having “fun”/being social when they drink can’t be an alco - and Jake’s barely doing those things. He should’ve just kept fucking quiet about it.

No. 1593731

>>1593722
>there’s such a strong idea that someone who’s young and having “fun”/being social when they drink can’t be an alco

With Fake I think he gets drunk because its the only way he can have fun. He's not much fun by himself with his angry at everything edgy attitude, or with other people because of his "I only want to be around other influencers" thing meanwhile they don't wanna be around him. Even his gf apparently can't be with him unless she's had a few.

No. 1593776

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But Snake's version of just dealing with it is to punch holes in walls isn't it

No. 1593791

>>1593776
Great advice indeed, "just deal with it". This after years of punching holes in walls and destroying Kaya's stuff. Let's be honest Jake, you're just too hungover most of the time to be angry.

No. 1593809

>>1593731
Which is literally alcoholism kek, that’s my point. You’re spot on.

>>1593776
It’s giving “don’t be depressed, just cheer up”, fucking idiot.

No. 1593871

>>1593478

Jake has always had the weirdest hate boner for Americans.
Not even the American government, but specifically the citizens for some reason.

No. 1594025

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Not rewe milky that’s why i sage but i remember her just recently announcing she has a new boyfriend? Kek anyone knows who it was?

No. 1594112

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Those views be dropping like a stone Fake…

No. 1594117

>>1594025
It wasn't recent, they've been together for almost a year I think?

No. 1594138

>>1593776
I don't know what's worse "just deal with it" or thinking that "just deal with it" actually constitutes good advice. It's non-advice. Deal with it HOW Jake? Because you as an example of anger management is fucking laughable given your many, many documented meltdowns.

No. 1594141

>>1593395 what a trainwreck, so young so stupid. She looks like an addict fr, and those lips makes her look stupid. Jesus fucking christ she will age like shit.

No. 1594143

>>1594025
bro was sick of her smelly fried hair kek

No. 1594307

>>1594025
Sorry I don't have caps but she did a 'me and my partner now vs a year ago' thing on her story I think a few days or a week ago so it must be pretty hard on her. She also said in previous threads to be very emotionally needy though so that probably has something to do with it. Sage for no caps. Honestly I feel bad for her, sudden breakups like this can hit you like a brick.

No. 1594498

>>1593776

I cant tell if it's his neck tattoo, his posture, the black shirt melting into his chair, or his general stumpiness- but he looks like a neckless gremlin here.

No. 1594502

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KVD throwing out all her spooky books

No. 1594504

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Second half of post

No. 1594524

>>1594502
>>1594504
That is some of the DUMBEST drivel I have read in a long time. Bitch needs to sit the fuck down.

No. 1594527

>>1594502
>>1594504
what a retarded take, dear lord!
>>1594498
he looks like an angry sPoOKy grandma

No. 1594537

>>1594524
>>1594527
>t. butthurt wiccans

No. 1594538

>>1594502
She’s gone full QAnon anti vax right-wing conspiritard boomer Karen mom, hasn’t she?

No. 1594540

>>1594502
Wait she says these books “contain darkness” and has to throw them out of the house? How about start with your criminal husband?

No. 1594541

>>1594504
Based alissa from arch enemy

No. 1594543

>>1594540
Her whole life has been dark-sided af, she hangs out with literal Nazis and criminals, it cracks me up that she thinks dropping some Wicca books off at Goodwill will fix anything. The call is coming from inside the house kek

No. 1594556

>>1594543
Yea that’s what i don’t get. She’s gonna pull a Sebastian Columbine and bleach her hair and wear only pink to be clean? Don’t get this

No. 1594558

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>>1594502 Apparently this post was edited from her calling the books "demonic"
Lulz at her making a big deal about taking her garbage occult book collection which is just random crap from a bunch of different traditions + some crappy old tarot decks to the thrift store but making it out to be some big spiritual cleansing. Be Here Now by Ram Dass is just a book about yoga ffs.

>>1594543
Exactly, the books are the least of her problems.

No. 1594563

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She made money off the alternative lifestyle but now calls it unconscious living and demonic. This dramatic bitch.

No. 1594566

>>1594563
>As a practicing witch
Lmfao

No. 1594575

>>1594558
Pure BPD antics, I’m sure she’ll become a Christian tradwife next. People like her try on persona after persona wondering why they’re still miserable, because they’re the problem.

>>1594563
Aww shit, she could’ve just thrown the books away but she had to make a social media “moment” out of it to virtue signal, now the Wiccan community of IG is gonna hex her bald kek

No. 1594582

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>>1594563
Is she ok? Why does KVD always want to be on the extreme end of things? She is either the gothiest goth or q-anononnie-est. Like, just chill and live your life.

No. 1594586

Who knew you could transform your life by canceling Netflix and throwing out a copy of Wicca for One. Truly inspirational.

No. 1594593

>>1594575
I can’t wait until she comes out as a full on trad wife or evangelical

No. 1594599

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A story in 2 pictures: Once upon a time a woman was frolicking and swimming in the sea and having a great time posting it on instagram. (1/2)

No. 1594600

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Still gonna get those demonic dollars off that demonic audience with his ‘music’

No. 1594601

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A story in 2 pictures (2/2) An hour later a dark gloomy man on a motorcycle showed up to.

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No. 1594611

>>1594025
i really get tired of people like her who post publicly about their private life, then say they don’t want to discuss the details at the same time. no one really has to know she broke up with her bf if it hurts her that much. grieve in peace and if someone pesters, just say yes and move on. attention seeking bitch.

No. 1594618

>>1594599
>>1594601
It’s a different coast right…

No. 1594623

>>1594556
Omg thank you for reminding me of this cow. What happened?? Last I saw she was dressing like a skelly nazi. Seems like she realized she's fuckable to moids and went normie.

No. 1594626

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Side observation.
Rafael and his daughter reconciled but apparently she’s still not good enough to hang out with her stepmom Kat and her half brother Leafar. Here she is watching her father and Kat perform from the pit but she is never seen in the green room with the rest of the family and friends. Wow, just wow.

No. 1594636

>>1594618
Jake stalking Kaya arc?? Wouldn't be out of character for an ex but I also hope they were in different places.

No. 1594648

>>1594626
Kat probably thinks she's demonic too, everything which vaguely displeases her might be demonic, who knows.

No. 1594649

>>1594636
Hopefully different locations, if not that's super fucking creepy, either way it's funny seeing them go to similar locations only Kaya's out having fun with friends and Jake's out alone on his money sink

No. 1594686

>>1594608
>like everyone else
Speak for yourself, I love my legs lol.

No. 1594698

>>1594618
Sure but its just really weird that he's suddenly at the coast after months of cocktail pictures and places where he went with Kaya. She's swimming in the sea and suddenly he feels a need to look at the ocean?

No. 1594723

Kat von D, Angela Benedict and Rob ''Blaire'' White suddenly look so similar to me. Is it the botox?

No. 1594730

>>1594691

Lmao that stretch, you're gonna strain a hamstring.

No. 1594738

>>1594502
Damn I wish I could pop on over to the goodwill she dropped these off at and buy them all. Kek at her thinking they're inviting demonic energy, forgetting her husband is a literal demon

No. 1594760

>>1594730
please for the love of god fix your fucking spacing, you don't need to push the enter key an extra time when you reply

No. 1594797

>>1594618
I seriously fucking hope so. It’s still lame as hell if it’s a coincidence because we’ve all seen that he just revisits places that Kaya’s obviously shown him or likes. If not, this is giving the impression of an abusive narc that needs to be in control and hopes to freak her out, which is scary fucking shit.

No. 1594856

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All I can see is that ugly ass Pocket Pu$$y

No. 1594873

>>1594626
I still cant get over the fact that these dumb ass fuckers really named their son LEAFAR

No. 1594883

>>1594856
Yes Jake, we know, you are in a constant state of awe at your own talents. WE KNOW.

No. 1594886

>>1594883
Lol. I'd be willing to bet he loves the smell of his own shit too.

No. 1594907

>>1594538
seems like it. all she needs to do now is dye her hair white supremacy blonde

No. 1594910

>>1594558
there are some hardcore christians who think yoga is satanic

No. 1594945

>>1594636
I have worried that he might lose it and stalk her once his career comes to a halt if he keeps blaming it on her "telling a false narrative" or whatever he said (though she has said nothing). the way he was rage posting on his birthday… and how he is always drunk and looking horrible and being so angry and snippy even to his fans. I feel like he is capable of that. I really hope I am wrong and he is cool as a cucumber and never wants to see her again even to intimidate her, but… he's a raged filled narc and I dont think that will change, especially if he is on a downward spiral where he will be struggling again. he doesn't know how to suffer well.

No. 1595019

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If we didn't know she had a kid, I'd swear this was a man.

No. 1595094

>>1595019
She's obsessed with basically looking like a tranny kek
wonder if jake dig that.

No. 1595153

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>>1594599
Burgerfag here. Wherever this is when I searched beaches in Ireland this cove popped up. She has the same video of this view of this cove looking opening from the opposite side on her insta story. Sage for autism but the clouds on both her and fakes story are the same pattern

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No. 1595167

>>1591716
I didn't even realize that was Jeffree at first and not Kat lmao

No. 1595169

Did kaya even take her clothes and things back from fake's house??or he still holding her things hostage and she decided to give up on them?

No. 1595170

>>1594856
Is he taking a painful shit in this picture

No. 1595174

>>1594856
What's up with his face?!
>>1595170
That could explain it.

Now I've to leave - busy with writing little admiration posts about me & my latest work…. LOL

No. 1595201

>>1594856
If there's one thing Jake does better than being mediocre it's sucking his own dick publically for it, what an insufferable prick lol, the man has 0 self awareness

No. 1595209

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>>1594856
Looking like a baby that's shitting itself

No. 1595211

>>1594856
Would have been nice to see the instrument he's actually talking about using instead of yet another post of his gormless Fester Addams face

No. 1595222

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You guys were so bussy with Kaya-fake drama You forgot about Lauren and Adam. Apparently Lauren hasn't posted since January and people are worried about her and even messaged Adam but he didn't answer. I can't find his account he might be gone.

No. 1595225

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Also people noted the white supremacy

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>>1595211
Here you go, he really does look like Fester these days

No. 1595243

I'm so happy this new thread was finally made, now I don't have to stick to depressing troon shit this Saturday and can laugh about Jake instead

>>1592535
Her child will probably become über-normie and hate alt culture because of her parents. Of course you can dress your baby how you want but the constant exposure to goff stuff will make her hate it. She does it in a way that's not healthy anymore. It's a baby ffs and not a victorian doll

No. 1595260

>>1594797
>>1595153
>>1594945
This is exactly why I posted it. My narc ex would go looking for me on the weekend and would show up alone in my places and sometimes even sit 2 meter away from me or follow me home. If its not going as smoothly with Kat and his youtube career is falling apart he might start getting very creepy very fast towards Kaya.

No. 1595267

>>1594541
she's not based when her boyfriend is 57 and she's 36

No. 1595272

>>1595267
The guitarist of the Misfits? He's still jacked and hot tbh.

No. 1595313

>>1595272
Ikr. She's dating Doyle, not some random old man. Ayrt is being silly

No. 1595329

>>1595222

He's deleted his insta and she has removed all pics of him. Her new account is oaken_daughter but its private.

No. 1595339

>>1595329
He didn’t delete his insta. His Instagram handle is now hearthwyrd.

No. 1595348

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>>1595339
Lauren started a bakery business apparently

No. 1595350

>>1595348
A cow actually doing something productive with their life, what a rare relic

No. 1595368

>>1595339
Adam isn't following her on any of her accounts though she is following him with each of her public accounts

No. 1595459

File: 1658600100829.png (1.32 MB, 1332x879, lauren.PNG)

She got married to another guy (not Adam)

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No. 1595476

>>1595459
No way! She was with Adam just a second ago

No. 1595489

>>1595459
Haaa omg, she was talking about planning her wedding to Adam six months ago, did she just change the name on the invites?!

No. 1595495

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Looks like she had an affair with her boss and dumped Adam, amazing. I hope this ends her fashy edgelord phase although I imagine Adam will make at least 20 shit incel albums about the break up.

No. 1595506

>>1595489
Holy shit indeed!

No. 1595573

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>>1595495
They were already together in the beginning of April. In November she and Adam were still planning their wedding. Holy cow

No. 1595578

>>1595462
>>1595573
These looks like the type to call themselves a queer couple

No. 1595671

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>>1594558
So since all that stuff is now considered demonic, is that going to affect the vonD shoe line or will KVD just keep profiting off the alternative scene?

No. 1595681

A lot of last names going on…>>1595348
May, >>1595468
Anderson, >>1595495 Wynn vs his being Cox - now they are both Anderson. And that last one says >>1595573
Fieldhouse.

oh, also I read somewhere, not sure if it was mentioned here, Kat Von D is getting sued by a photographer, for turning one of his photographs into a tattoo. https://www.fox5ny.com/news/photographer-suing-tattoo-artist-kat-von-d-copyright-infringement
This reminds me of the Obama Hope poster case, Associated Press vs. Fairey. The artist got in all sorts of trouble, even with him destroying evidence, it didn't end well. Not sure how much power a photographer has though, compared to a news agency.

No. 1595683

>>1595681

The last one is from their friend Jessica Fieldhouse's wedding. It's pretty common to have these photo booths at weddings now.

No. 1595684

>>1595683 ah okay

>>1595681 sorry just gotta add - here's a better article that explains the issue better and shows the photos and tattoo - https://news.artnet.com/art-world/a-photographer-is-suing-tattoo-artist-kat-von-d-after-she-inked-his-portrait-of-miles-davis-on-a-friends-body-2135112

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No. 1595686

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>>1595681
I think the image here ->>1595573 is from the other girl who works at the dairy's wedding because Lauren + new guy are in the photos and her surname is Fieldhouse. No idea why is he Cox on the website and Anderson in the other though, definitely looks like the same guy. Maybe they both changed their surname to another family name instead of her taking his? Would be unusual though.

No. 1595687

>>1595686
Do you think she's pregnant, that's why they got married so quick? Her tits look massive in the wedding dress, and she's already had a breast reduction… She looks huge now.

No. 1595688

>>1595686
You can take any last name after marrying in UK. So maybe they did

No. 1595690

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>>1595686

His real name is Cox, I think he is larping as Scottish as he is wearing a kilt in his wedding pic and the marriage was in Scotland, as someone commented on his FB post so maybe his mum or other grand parent is Scottish. Some people change their last names (even guys) when they get married.

No. 1595692

>>1595686
Look at that belly… She is definitely pregnant and had a shotgun marriage.

No. 1595693

>>1595686
Disgusting, imagine getting your wedding photos back and this harlot has her nips poking through in all of the professional pics.

No. 1595695

>>1595687
I did wonder that too but tbh the side photos in her wedding photo don't look like 2 more months of bump, maybe she was just heavier because she had escaped the clutches of the dead eyed nazi Adam was happier.

No. 1595697

>>1595695
You usually start showing at 16 weeks/4 months anon. So totally possible.

No. 1595699

>>1595697

Yeah I know - I definitely did but what I mean is she doesn't look a month further along in her wedding pics - at 5 months she'd be huge. I guess they are not very clear shots of her stomach though.

No. 1595701

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>>1595692
Looks like she was drinking at the wedding. even for her it would be extremely stupid to get drunk while pregnant

No. 1595702

>>1595693
Who fucking cares they’re nipples everyone has them and even in bras you see them sometimes. I’d be more pissed about the harlot red evening gown

No. 1595706

>>1595699

No, at 5 months you would only just have started showing. They are both covering her belly in the wedding pics, something sus hmmm

No. 1595708

>>1595702
She's not wearing a bra bc she had surgery i guess, but i think its still shitty to turn up to a wedding like that

No. 1595732

>>1595222
Massive tinfoil but it's kinda weird this pops up 2 days after the new mister Lauren posts the wedding pics. Is this Adam and the Hebrew in the screenshots is a desperate attempt to hide his identity? Cause you know what could be further from a nazi than a jew?

No. 1595734

Am I the only one who thinks its weird that she and her boss married a mere month after her Fieldhouse co-worker? Really festive atmosphere they have at this business

No. 1595741

>>1595732
Its a coincidence nonna. I really am from Israel. Usually my Insta is in english but it keeps changing back on me. I actually didn't want this to be known but now you know.

No. 1595742

>>1595732
He is almost certainly seething so not really a massive tinfoil, he also posted on instagram for the first time in forever today/yesterday.

>>1595734 is it a business or a fertility cult?

No. 1595746

>>1595742
I know right
.
.
So funny that people think a jewish girl is Adam. I'm flattered

No. 1595752

>>1595741
My apologies. The coincidences were just too weird to not to be noticed.

No. 1595934

>>1595462 now, this is milk, not the repetitive shit from fake and lazy ass.

No. 1595978

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Saged for not really milk but I did find it funny she's using her felvae account to leave fake reviews at her new job, she has zero irl mates who could order ten quids worth of food and leave a review?

No. 1595979

>>1595978
>makes home life so much easier
And then they chose to follow it with an emoji of a couple with a kid. Coincidence?

No. 1596032

>>1595742
Tinfoil but what if it is a cult? The fast marriage, new family name.
Lauren has a tendency to run with weird crowds.

No. 1596177

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Meanwhile Kaya is obsessing over tattoos and called it her hyperfixation of the month. Is she manic?

No. 1596183

>>1596177
Hyperfixations are quite a regular thing for people with ADHD/autism.

No. 1596234

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She is pathetic

No. 1596269

>>1596234
Gosh, can't she get her shit together? It's embarrassing when teenagers post shit like this but it's completely obnoxious when you're 30. Pathetic(learn2sage)

No. 1596393

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>>1595671
Vegan leather shoe line to pander to the vegans but she might actually not be a vegan anymore.

https://www.reddit.com/r/vegan/comments/sszzcf/kat_von_d_serving_lamb_at_her_christmas_dinner_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I think this is the Reddit thread mentioned in this comment.

No. 1596407

>>1596393
Ohhh this is actual milk. I feel like in the past her whole identity was being vegan and raising the kid vegan and making questionable health choices. Also vegan leather is just glorified plastic

No. 1596483

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"traditional family values"

She's swapped one trad nutjob for another. Maybe the white supremacist wouldn't get her barefoot and pregnant quickly enough for her liking.

No. 1596486

>>1596483
Traditional values like owning slaves and the husband being away for most of the year on raids?

No. 1596503

>>1594541
Alissa is far from based lol (not because she's dating Doyle, other reasons). I kind of wonder why she associates with KVD at all those being as Alissa is a huge lefty sjw. I guess it's because they're both vegan.

>>1594502
She's probably gonna convert to Christianity next to pander to the right more. They probably won't accept her anyway being as they hate tattooed women.

>>1596483
Just a friendly reminder that vikings weren't anyone living in medieval Nordic society at the time. Vikings were specifically the raiders. If you just farmed all year or whatever you weren't a viking, even if you worshipped Odin. Don't know why so many people still struggle with this.

No. 1596531

>>1596177
Her “hyperfixations” always come across as literally that rather than mania to me. Probably not healthy to be splurging money on any type of obsession but least they’ve all been pretty good tattoos.

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>>1596483
I'm sure she's as much a white nationalist as Adam tbh but he always seemed like he had some kind of short insecure domestic abuser vibe. New guy is probably a racist fuckwit too but seems like Danny offers more than the grumpy slope brow basement dweller Adam.

Can't see her new Instagram but she quotes nietzsche in her bio and follows the same "white pilled" racist shit her and Adam used to retweet when they were together.

No. 1596904

>>1596393
oh wow… the reddit posts mention her husband isnt vegan but she is probably still plant based… but that would be a big life style change for him, too? I thought they were this vegan power couple, as he founded a vegan restaurant in Southern California.
this is giving me her old buddy Jeffree Star vibes. remember how she said in her video exposing J* "he just wants those vegan bucks!" because he is not even vegan (and his brand is now a yak meat brand, but that's another story). but now she's doing the same thing? interesting.
I have nothing against people changing their diet to suit what is best for them for any reason, except when they spend a decade condemning others for not being so extreme (she has criticized being a vegetarian).

No. 1596966

>>1596393

https://www.reddit.com/r/vegan/comments/w5ujzx/kat_von_d_is_not_longer_vegan/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

This is actually the most recent discussion about KVD and her not being a vegan anymore. OP claims to share a mutual friend who knows that she eats meat now.

No. 1596983

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I have been looking for this post of his ‘art’ ever since Rafael scrubbed it off his IG years ago. I’m pretty happy to have finally found it.

No. 1597087

>>1596983
What is this ugly shit

No. 1597114

>>1596983
How could anyone not be absolutely Mortified to be even remotely associated with this guy?

No. 1597124

>>1596177
Paying for more tattoos when you know they will end up looking like shit like the older ones you already have? The legs of that spider and the decoration of the antique frame look greyish-greenish and blurry as hell. I know the photo isn't on HD but by how the blanket and the lace she is wearing appear, that tatto looks so rough.

No. 1597166

>>1597124
At least it's not a sex toy on her neck.

No. 1597234

>>1593395
Her and i have a lot of the same features. Lip fillers do not go with a short chin and big nose.

No. 1597267

>>1596983
Gay nazi fetish shit kek

No. 1597271

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No. 1597336

>>1597271
She will post it tomorrow. It’s probably just a stupid collaboration with shillstar or some shit

No. 1597353

>>1597271
Total click bait. It'll be a new pet I bet.

No. 1597706

>>1594623
Sebastian changed her online name a while ago. Nothing very milky.

No. 1597920

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Can some anon watch this and tell us? I don’t have tiktok

No. 1597928

>>1597920
I've watched her lives before they aren't milky. Its usually just chill and talking about makeup or what shes up to.

No. 1597940

I watched it. Someone had asked if they were on good terms, and she said She said she found a hair in her bed that wasn’t hers so no. Which means Jake was bringing women into her bed. So fucked up.

No. 1597968

>>1597940
Imagin you get a tattoo, come home and find a hair in your bed exactly the green/blueish tone of the hair of your tattoo artist's wife….

No. 1597969

>>1597940
Wonder if that's how she found out? Knowing jake he would made it very ovs by leaving Facebook messages up ect on purpose but that's pretty shit so she was in her bed gross. I hope kaya confronted it and didn't pretend it wasn't happening

No. 1597970

He made his Twitter public. Seems he's getting comfortable again, and since we know he doesn't like it when things "get too comfortable" (as quoted from his breakup video), we can't have that.

No. 1597973

>>1597940
That is so disgusting and disrespectful ewww

No. 1597975

>>1597968
Doubt that he was fucking around with just one woman imo.

No. 1597977

>>1597940
Did they not sleep in separate rooms/beds? Did he bring other women into HER bed?

No. 1597980

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>>1597970
I went for a look and one of his snaccs got a munro tattoo. I was already baffled why anyone would want the plushie but this is like… I can't even…. Their account is a nice collection of where alternative music and life style goes to die. It was entertaining for like 2 minutes though

No. 1598020

>>1598010
Thanks for answering nonnie but your icon is showing! What an unfortunate way to find out, I feel quite bad for Kaya.

No. 1598024

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Saged for no milk, her lips look a little painful

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No. 1598055

I was at Kaya’s live earlier too and on top of the hair thing, any time anyone brought up Jake, she’d nervously laugh and try to dodge the subject all together for the most part. She did, however mention again that she enjoyed not having her things messed with/broken and not being yelled at when someone asked if she enjoyed living alone.

No. 1598057

samefag with minor tinfoil but at one point in the live, she was complaining that she didn’t have the lipstick she wanted and frustratedly went “Where is all of my makeup?” but quickly dismissed it as being in a box somewhere. I wonder if snake still has her things and is still holding that over her like other anons have speculated.

No. 1598064

>>1597271
What was this then?

No. 1598080

>>1598064
yesterday

No. 1598103

>>1598080
I meant what was the announcement you dumbass

No. 1598108

>>1598103
Right under that post someone else mentioned the news was postponed for tonight. Can you read moron?

No. 1598112

>>1598108
Nta but there’s no mention of an exact time, Kaya only said she will post it tomorrow (so today). So I’d like to ask you back: Can you read, moron?

No. 1598133

File: 1658856325720.png (1.18 MB, 1080x2270, Screenshot_20220726-132250.png)

She posted the time

No. 1598138

>>1598133
Honestly love her hair here (except the undercut but even then it's good with the style)

No. 1598185

>>1598112
If we're not talking about it there was no announcement yet. So again, can you read moron?

No. 1598188

>>1598138
Agreed it actually looks nice.

No. 1598224

>>1598185
Bitch are you dumb?
In >>1598108 you wrote “Right under that post someone else mentioned the news was postponed for tonight.”
Which is bullshit because all the comment you’re referring to (>>1597336) said was “She will post it tomorrow.”, so no mention of the exact time.
Obviously she didn’t say something yet so it appears that she’ll share tonight, but that’s not what was originally said and it also doesn’t change the fact that you’re the one with reading comprehension problems.

No. 1598238

>>1597940
That douche canoe is lower than a snakes belly if that’s true. Cheating on her in their own bed? What a fucking prick.

Trying to fathom out what her ‘surprise’ could be and drawing a blank. Kinda hoping it’s a plushie or something. Purely to watch Fake explode if it out sold his.

No. 1598242

>>1598238
That would be hilarious
Toxic tears plush - it would sell put in hours I bet even if it was a spider Teddy

No. 1598246

>>1598238
Yopkek i really hope it’s a plushie

No. 1598247

>>1598224
Who's the dumb bitch here? It was said the announcement would be today. Today isn't fucking over and no one is talking about it. So guess what bitch, it didn't happen yet. It ain't rocket science. Chill the fuck out.

No. 1598248

>>1598026
Were they even a couple wtf they didn't do anything together didn't sleep together didn't sex nothing didnt go out didn't even be in same room as eachother. how were they together for so long? God no wonder why they both were fucking missable. I bet on both sides there lives are way better. What a waste of so many years

No. 1598250

>>1598238
Omg I will die laughing if she does a plushie and its funded in a day.

No. 1598252

>>1598238
I lowkey feel like it could be onlyfans but that doesn’t seem her style or in her comfort zone. Maybe a collab? She doesn’t usually hype shit like this.

As for the hair thing, I wonder if it was an obnoxious shade of teal by any chance…

No. 1598259

>>1598252
She said a few times that not for her it probably tattoo tour or belly button piercing vlog

No. 1598260

>>1598250

If she isn’t doing a plushie she absolutely should. Cute goth girl with cat would sell really well plus the added bonus of knowing that Fake would be absolutely seething about it.

Any kind of brand deal would be good though. Lord knows Fake isn’t getting any.

No. 1598262

>>1598250
I would personally buy one just to watch him loose his shit on twitter

No. 1598266

>>1598247
Lmao okay, illiteracy confirmed

No. 1598275

>>1598266
Too many newfags are on this site, it's getting ridiculous.

No. 1598280

>>1598260
Would be very cute for loads Sebastian themed merch

No. 1598284

>>1598024
Looks like she has half her face missing idk if it the angle or editing but where Is the lower half her face it's so small

No. 1598297

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>>1598024
>>1593395
Debbie thornberry vibes

No. 1598307

>>1598297
Lmao anon on point

No. 1598310

She is streaming that’s the surprise

No. 1598313

Ah! Streamings back!

This will still piss him off. Dickhead still thinks he invented streaming or something. Even more so if she gets more donations.

No. 1598315

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>>1598313
Somebody already donated something

No. 1598320

>>1598313
Fucking good for her honestly. I get the sense Jake made her feel like she was shit at it or she wasn’t welcome in his super important office, hence him buying her own PC to shove in her shitty cold attic space.

No. 1598332

>>1591715
Kayak is streaming and that Amy Lee Allen person that use to be in jakes lives is commenting on the chat not anything interesting but yeah

No. 1598338

>>1598333
Honestly I would buy a plushie of her a plush of a cute goth girl is way more appealing than his lol

No. 1598350

>>1598320
I think you are spot on on that one.

No. 1598375

>>1598248
A decent sort would have the respect to BREAK UP with their partner of YEARS before they go banging someone else - but we all know Jake wouldn’t know decency if it cold-cocked him.

No. 1598445

>>1598375
Exactly. It’s been said a million times on these threads now but he was clearly waiting until he and he alone felt financially stable enough to not be riding her coattails, or maybe until he had another chick immediately lined up to stroke his ego. Any normal half decent guy would’ve broken up with her when he felt the urge to cheat, gotten his own little place and job.

No. 1598448

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>>1598133
It's crazy how women can change when they get rid of scrotes. Picrel is just a year ago and it was one of many times she looked like this >>1240160

No. 1598637

>>1598448
She went from miserable, no effort, middle aged looking (incidentally also describes Jake) to thriving, confident, pretty and looking in her early 20s, he really was a dead weight. I wonder what Kat is thinking about this since I'm sure he spun lies about Kaya to her like all scrotes do about their exes

No. 1598659

>>1598248
Where are people getting that they slept in different beds? As far as it's ever been talked about or implied, they shared a bed. Just because she reffered to it as 'her' bed doesn't mean they didn't share it. Also she clearly didn't have a bed when she moved into the new place so either it stayed with Jake or the nice one from the old house was one of the many things he made her get rid of when they moved house and he had her getting rid of most of her stuff to get new stuff.

I cannot imagine finding a hair in the bed that very clearly wasnt yours or your partner's. There's no way to excuse that, even if you tried to pretend it was some friend who happened to hang out in your room and got a hair on the bed, I imagine there was only one person she would have known about with long green/blueish hair. What an absolute scumbag.

No. 1598806

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Side note: What is Emily doing with her makeup at the moment? She was never very good at it, but at least makeup used to make her look better, as opposed to worse.

No. 1598824

>>1598138
she has incredible natural hair but I dont like how she crimps it! but she does have fun with it and wears it in all kinds of different styles, makes the most of having long hair. I just love when it is straight, and wish she wouldn't under cut it. it's so unfair how much hair she has, though. most people would have thin shitty hair if they shaved the sides off.

No. 1598830


No. 1598849

>>1598824
Some people with ultra thick hair like she has often get shaved sides or under cuts because of the heat and weight of the hair but she needs to grow them out it would frame her face better when she puts her hair up

No. 1598851

>>1598806
I mean it’s creative looks … what happened to her fringe it’s so thin on the white side
She needs her eyebrows back

No. 1598859

>>1598659
Yeah I'm also confused as to where people are getting this from, throughout all of their combined vlogs they've only ever had one bedroom with a double bed in it

it is next level assholery to cheat on a partner of 10+ years and let them sell all of their essential furniture in order to move with you only to break up with them mid-transition, leaving them with nothing, the complete disregard Jake had for Kaya just as a person is so sickening, it genuinely frightens me that someone like Jake exists, selfish to a point and completely lacking in basic human empathy.

No. 1598879

>>1598659
>>1598859
My bad nonnies I was the one who asked if they slept separately. I thought they each had a bedroom but I must have confused it with someone else.

No. 1598887

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about damn time, although I wonder how long it‘ll take him to return to reactions because it’s the only thing people remotely care for, considering how quickly he deleted his moto vlog channel because nobody gave a flying fuck about that kind of content lmao

No. 1598891

>>1598887
Any direction from the one he been doing will be better. Reaction videos are boring over done and ever video the same fake trying to not laugh

No. 1598940

>>1598891

His try not to laugh and tik tok reactions would be tolerable if he didn't obviously and openly resent having to make them, he takes every opportunity to moan about TikTok like Grampa Simpson yelling at a cloud. I guarantee you he'll slip back to it as soon as his "content shift" proves less profitable, the man has absolutely no integrity.

No. 1598944

>>1598887
> It’s going to be awesome!

Of course it is. /sarcasm.

No. 1598978

>>1598887

He’s about to get a crash course in how he’s only popular because of the reaction vids. And even that is waning. He’s tried vlogging and covers and fashion and no one gives a shit about it.

He’s a one trick pony. And he knows it. He’ll be back to taking the piss out of kids on TikTok before he knows it.

No. 1599002

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The eyes are two totally different sizes lmao.

No. 1599006

>>1598887
Absolutely no coincidence that he makes his YouTube return the minute kaya starts streaming

No. 1599037

>>1599002
She also put part of the right bottom ear above the lightening when it should be under and the round cheeks are wonky. She is such a shit tattoo artist.

No. 1599058

>>1599002
God the lines on this are atrocious as well, look at the curve in the tail, how inconsistent it is despite how thick the lines are, just awful.

No. 1599065

>>1599002
At first I think, I've seen worse tattoos (I watch Roly here and there)…
Then zoomed in.
The lack of attention to detail and as nonny here said >>1599058 the line work is messy and crooked as fuck.

I wouldn't promo any of my work if it looked that shit…
Skat and Fake deserve each other, two cheaters who half ass everything they do.

Not a big Kaya fan but I hope she succeeds in everything just to rub it in their faces.

No. 1599094

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Revisiting ideas that didn’t work the first time confirmed. FFS when he did vlog all he did was moan that it was raining/hot/cold so he couldn’t do anything. No one wants to watch you day drinking with your side piece Fake.

No. 1599097

>>1599094
Oh nice we can go back to "lonely man complains incessantly about the area he lives in" only now he's extra lonely and extra entitled.

No. 1599108

aw, you guys on here losing interest in TBF? She posted a vid last night about going to WGT. Which I believe is how she got the rona a month ago. And she did drag the baby along with her and Mr. Owl. IDK about taking a baby to that type of event. She brought large ear muffs for her.
The vid was mostly her showing some vendors, complaining that she didn't have much money and already a lot of stuff. Lots of complaining about trying to take the baby into certain venues. Some let her, some didn't like the Devil and the Universe, so her and Mr. Owl had to take turns watching the baby and going inside every 2 songs.
Little interesting tidbits - in the comment section she pointed out her friend who took her cats. In another comment someone asked about her ex, and she responded that he supposedly didn't have a ticket and she didn't run into him, didn't really care. In the vid she mentioned a fan came up to her and said they were inspired to write a song from her wedding. Imagine constantly being nudged about your ex.
Another thing she mentioned Father Sebastian, the vampire fang maker, didn't have a spot this year, but was at a "secret location" and making only doing select orders or whatever. Funny stuff over there in vampire LARP world.

No. 1599115

>>1598806
I wonder if she's doing unconventional makeup because she's a goth.

No. 1599134

>>1598806
it's the glasses, the round Harry Potter style doesn't flatter her face shape

No. 1599254

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>>1599002
She forgot to line a spot on the tail entirely.

No. 1599269

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No. 1599279

>>1599269

That's what happens when you get some nice shiny jeep as your first car and not a crappy little shitbox

No. 1599303

>>1595313
Doyle Wolfgang can still get it lol.
I hope he treats Alissa well though.

No. 1599310

>>1598806
I second the others, it's mostly the glasses, they're too big and don't frame her face well. IF she got a smaller, more rectangular shaped pair I feel if would flatter her more.

No. 1599316

>>1599108
Yeah I honestly wouldn't have brought a baby to a wide scale event in the age of covid. I've been hearing so many stories of people getting covid when attending these conventions in the past year or two from the Vidcon a few months back and many comic conventions, I just don't think it's safe to be taking kids there, especially infants but that's just my opinino.

I will say that beside her complaining, it was kinda nice to see a vlog style video again from her.

No. 1599329

What's the tea with Doyle and Alissa?

No. 1599357

>>1599269
I thought the car was on finance…if it wasn't and she owns it outright she has more money than she's making out…

No. 1599389

>>1599357

She makes 8k a month on patreon alone, she can afford it. Although its crazy that a new car would need that much work done to it.

No. 1599410

>>1599329
Don't know if you mean them together or them individually. There isn't any milk between them besides a 20 year age gap that I'm aware of.

Alissa on the other hand? Not much milk, just that she has an ego bigger than the sun and is kind of a jerk. Allegedly she treated her old bandmates like shit, tried to be the lead singer of both Arch Enemy and The Agonist at the same time without telling anyone in The Agonist. Then they kicked her out obviously and she complained that she was backstabbed and allegedly tried to sabotage them. Also the way she handled that photographer situation was really embarrassing. There's a bit more about it here if you want to read >>>/ot/459575

No. 1599419

>>1599357
I thought Jake bought that car for her?

No. 1599425

>>1599419
>>1599357
Jake got her the car but didn't buy it outright (he probably made the down payment) but she was (and probably still is) making payments on it.

I don't think she means she "owns" the car totally. Like technically the bank owns my car because I'm still making payments on it but I still call it "my car", I think that's what she means. It's not that deep.

No. 1599439

>>1599425
Exactly. So they both lease their cars (kind of like renting). There was a lot of discussion about this in earlier threads when he was splurging on multiple cars/bikes/moving/etc. he doesn’t own shit, it’s all leases and “pay later”/credit cards.

I’m guessing either the original lease contract was in her name of they agreed to transfer it once they broke up.

No. 1599441

>>1599269
Samefag, cba to edit on mobile.

It’s super common to lease expensive cars in the UK. Doesn’t mean either of them could afford to suddenly drop the money on a 30k+ luxury vehicle or that either is lying about being more well off than they are. However, this right here is why it was fucking stupid for either of them to go with a swanky giant Jeep for vanity/goff aesthetic. On an unstable self employed salary?? Yeah, no shit the monthly payments + gas + services and MOTs were going to hit HARD.

It’s tricky because she’s probably locked into a minimum contract (ie HAS to make payments for X months before she could get rid of the car) but I don’t have much sympathy, she could and should have leased something much more basic. Unless Jake co-erced her into it for his own vanity.

No. 1599490

>>1599439
>>1599441
Do we know that the car is leased? I thought her car was financed. Financed means you take out a loan to buy the car then make monthly payments to pay off the loan and you eventually own the car. Lease just means you don't own it and you're paying to drive it basically.

I have the same car as Kaya (well, mine is a year older) her car is not new as it's 2016 and probably had some miles on it already. Mine was about $20k with 30k miles on it, although my dad had to help me get a loan for it because my credit wasn't good enough (I've paid everything on time, just don't have enough credit history because I'm young). I do think she should have gone for a smaller car as her first car and you probably don't need 4WD in Ireland. But I wouldn't call a Jeep Renegade a luxury vehicle.

No. 1599732

>>1599357
She makes more than she let's on. She's renting a house in Bangor which isn't a cheap area, it's got some of the most expensive property prices in NI. If the vehicle is financed all those repairs will be paid for by the servicing garage, she'll get a copy of the paperwork and she's probably sharing it so her fans will take pity and send her more money so she can get tattoos and not work hard.

No. 1599746

>>1599357
She has loads money how else can she afford like 12 tattoos a new flat,bed,all house bits and go drinking almost weekly and all the petrol for her gas guzzling car and all the new outfits too

No. 1599749

>>1599490
She may needed a bigger car cause she taller. Jake on the other hand had it to make him bigger

you know what they say about men who by big vehicles aye

No. 1599935

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>>1594563
Didn't she recently literally bought house famed to be haunted exactly coz it is famed to be haunted? Hauntings are demonic according to teh kathlik cherch.

https://nypost.com/2021/10/26/inside-kat-von-ds-indiana-house-for-which-shes-fleeing-la/

No. 1599939

And one of pages mentioning it's famed to be haunted https://www.visitindiana.com/blog/post/haunted-mansion/

No. 1599957

>>1599108
Well, I have seen kids in ear protection on gigs at WGT here and there, but not toddlers this young. As for the topic of WGT - well at least she made a video about actual event. Her channel stopped to be interesting to me mostly because she stopped making videos about events and turned into haul after haul of fast goff fashion (I'm OK with having SOME pieces from goff brands, but the moment you become a walking mannequin of goff brands you have some serious problems with creativity).

No. 1599972

Sage for ot, but it’s clear here some aren’t mums, are young or just over protective. Those earmuffs almost block out all sound. I use them for my baby when I’m working in the shed. He doesn’t mind the saw and he ends up sleeping in the carrier. To say that taking a baby to a gig with hearing protection is milk is retarded.

No. 1599981

>>1599972
Posters are finding taking a baby to gigs retarded, but you do you bossbabe

No. 1599985

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>>1599939
BTW that house is located like 52 miles from Cincinatti. Dunno if that is a lot or not for the US. The nearest town to the house is some small town with population of over 1000 people.Other nearby towns aren't much bigger. Kinda wonder is that a good choice of a place to live for an "I like dark stuff bro" "alt weirdo" and is her "throwing books away social media stunt" related to that fact. They would have to interact with locals one way or another unless they want to cruise over 50 miles just to get a plumber or groceries. Not like I doubt they have money for that. Can get problematic tho when kid reaches school age. Unless this is just one of the many houses to come. Or they have other houses/apartments already.

>>1599972
This is probably more of "What is even the point of taking a toddler to gigs" kind of issues.

No. 1600001

Hmmm, there are even gossips she is not into veganism anymore. https://www.reddit.com/r/vegan/comments/w5ujzx/kat_von_d_is_not_longer_vegan/

No. 1600019

>>1598806
Yes, she was more normie looking with dark normiecore makeup. But that's natural effect of doing that type of makeup. As for what is she doing now - it's just yet another alt makeup. Looks like made with a decent quality cosmetics and good coverage. I see no reason to criticize unless you think that everyone should attempt at looking glamour in makeup. A view rarely shared in "spooky subcultures".

No. 1600048

>>1599972
The baby is supposedly special needs though, is it really healthy to take her to an event with so many people even with the earmuffs, how about the lightings and being surrounded by so many strangers in a crowded place? I feel like she just wants to show off how goff she and her family is.

No. 1600051

>>1598448
So can man when gets rid of cunts. Would it be a period of ultraconsumptionism for her tho? World is going into stagflation - it could seriously endanger people living out of patreon and social media "income". Heck even less qualified corpo rats could get washed out by it.

No. 1600060

>>1600048
Since you've absolutely no clue what defines their special needs this is just malicious - using the umbrella term "special needs" to presume harmful behavior of the parents.

No. 1600065

>>1600060
Not that anon, but bringing a baby (not a child yet) to a place where the risks of contracting covid is high is not something I would do even with a healthy baby.

No. 1600073

>>1599108
You know, I actually liked her old videos, back when she did festival/event vlogs and the like.
The issues with her were during her Matthias-era, again, as many anons have already pointed out, the dude is a major douche and notorious in the German goth/alt community. Something about her moving away, getting married, then divorced etc. really rubbed me the wrong way. She must've known about Matthias "reputation", a lot of people came up to her and told her about him apparently cheating and flirting and all kinds of shit.
And then her blaming it all on Wanderlust? I don't know. "My heart belongs to Germany," now is "something has always drawn me to Scotland," and so on. She's messy, indecisive, REALLY naive and sometimes just plain confused. That's why she got burgled, too.
Not sure yet about this whole Goth-mommy-parents rebranding she's trying to do atm, like mentioning how she loves to shop for goth baby clothes in every video. Her baby is gonna grow up to hate this shit, just because her crazy YouTuber mom decided to dress her head to toe in "goth moonchild" clothes. I have no clue how Mr. Owl doesn't put his foot down and at least tell her to stop including the baby in her videos. It's nice to see something different from her, at least.
Saged for blogpost

No. 1600075

>>1600060
nta, but the baby IS special needs, and those special needs aside, WHY would you bring any baby to any gig or event? i'm sure the baby would appreciate being at home biting at her toys watching cocomelon more than being driven around by her narc mom in her goth stroller looking at killstar homeware

No. 1600085

>>1600051
Agree with you on the money part, it will be interesting to see how this plays out, not only for Kaya. Governments in some European countries beg people to save as much electricity as they can because there will be a gas shortage soon out of obvious reasons. Ukrainian fields full of produce are burned down or not accessible, no imports or exports to Russia. Prices will explode soon - not only where she lives, it's already ongoing as you say - and I simply cannot imagine all of her patreons saying
>Honey from now on we'll have one meal a day because I need to support my favourite goth influencer so that she can live comfortably xx
People will start to think twice on what they need and can afford to spend money on, when the simplest things cost 50% more than one or two years ago. It will suck massively to live in this, but it will be great fun to see all cows living on patreon money panicking.

No. 1600099

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>>1600085
Russian aggression in Ukraine is sure adding it's part, but general economic problems been going around for a while now, central banks printing ton of money in 2020 was a major factor. It might indeed hurt peoples whose income are mostly donations as wages typically grow much slower than rate of prices increase of everything in inflationary environment meaning every month people have less and less money to spend for stuff outside of basic needs like food, rent, gas, electricity etc.

Take a notice boom of "youtube personalities" started around the time interest rates (cheap loans, mortgages, credits that been adding to the general money supply of economy) been historically low both in the USA and most of Europe. Meaning people had pretty much easier access to cash than in decades prior and could donate their online idols. Now as central banks are rising interest rates they have higher mortgage rates to pay, companies they work for have higher loans rates to pay too if they are in debt meaning it's less likely to get wage rise in such company. That in long run might with huge dose of probability evaporate amount of cash going to Patreons etc.

No. 1600137

>>1600075
Yes, and still is "special needs" an umbrella term that includes lots of conditions that do not mean that you have to been hidden away, more sensitive to sensory input etc. And psa: havin a baby does not mean to not leave the house for the first 2 years. You can give it a try and just watch your baby's reactions to make sure it is good. And not everyone you dislike is a narcissist - you don' t do victims of narcissists a favor by this inflationary use.

No. 1600179

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No. 1600267

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Confirmation that Jake still had her stuff up until today.

No. 1600340

>>1600179
Can't believe they wasted ink and paper on fake

No. 1600345

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>>1600179
Absolutely dented comment from a plane/trainfag as a bonus

No. 1600349

>>1600137
What the fuck are you smoking? Nobody said that IBF shouldn't go outside with her baby and keep it "hidden away", just that you shouldn't take a baby to a fucking goth concert, jesus fucking christ. I'm not "watching my baby's reaction" during the fucking Lebanon Hanover set.

No. 1600380

>>1600349
Have you ever been to a festival like this? I don't think so. It is not one single mosh pit, you can just choose where exactly you stay. If you like to you can spend the whole festival like picnic, so don't go on this pathetic.

No. 1600389

>>1599389
8k? Where does this number come from? Seems way too much. Sorry if I missed something

No. 1600394

Jake is livestreaming in a few minutes because ofcourse he is.

No. 1600403

>>1600394
this is somehow really creepy. I mean, some nonnies voted early in the narce thing, but since I gratefully lack some personal experience with relationships with a narce, I thought their predictions how he'd act next were a bit far-fetched. Now I see - there is really a system in going where she goes, doin what she does etc. Creepy.

No. 1600405

>>1600394
Jake just said he said he saw Kaya today. They had stuff in his bike garage and he needed the space so he sorted it and brought it to her.

He had an entire house and just chucked her stuff in a garage so its probably all moldy and she only got it because it was in his way? Classy Jake, classy.

His face tattoo is coming next week. Can't wait to laugh my ass off.

No. 1600422

>>1600405
I still ponder on Kat 's creative I tension when she design her face tattoo. I' m sure baby girl will help with his tat - that won't make the whole thing better ….

No. 1600423

Samefagging cause I meant creative intention

No. 1600426

>>1600403
It is creepy and it sounds made up to anyone never experienced it because its all so fucked up. This shit can go on for YEARS btw.

No. 1600434

>>1600426
Sounds like you are one of those nonnies. Sorry for doubting and sorry you had to go trough this.

No. 1600443

He has been mentioning Kaya SO much and subtlety putting her down.

No. 1600446

>>1600443
What did he say?

No. 1600454

>>1600446
The last thing he said was about how when they moved in together when he was 19, she wasn't making any money and he was the breadwinner. The usual shit about "all me, not her".

Well she's making more money than him NOW

No. 1600456

>>1600267
I hope she turned up full glam and the slips she keeps wearing so she looked stunning and hope he realised the mistake he made
While she’s glowing up and slimmer he ageing bloated and looks unwashed

No. 1600460

>>1600394
Strange…. at the same time kaya said she be live. What a crazy coincidence
Shame kaya couldn't get her stream up yet I hope she gets way more views then him

No. 1600461

>>1600454
Well… looks like it took him an astonishing 8 days to change his mind from the tweet in >>1592503 pahahaha

No. 1600462

>>1600179
What an unflattering picture, he already takes unflattering pictures even for paid ones like OF (has he given up on that btw?) but cmon now could've chosen a better one

No. 1600466

Tuned in for his live stream the moment he said "Munro is big in Finland". Why is his face so puffy?!

No. 1600471

>>1600179
Imagine living your best life as a tree, then you get made into paper to have this douche printed on you.

No. 1600478

>>1600466
That's a booze face. But hey, he's not an alcoholic lmao

No. 1600479

I had a quick look at his stream couldn’t see any donations and about 120-130 people watching.

I hope she manages to stream and kicks his arse tonight. Snidey little shit that he is.

No. 1600530

>>1600466
Same reason every "I'm not an alcoholic I can quit any time"s face is bloated.
At least he's not that weird waxy yellow yet, that's something I guess lmao

No. 1600594

>>1600530
Jaundice? Yeah that's some end stage alcoholism, when the liver is failing. That's when someone needs to go to the hospital.

No. 1600669

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>>1600179
It isn't going that well in the comment section…

No. 1600818

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Saw this woman on my tiktok explore page and thought that she reminded of something…and that's it, she's been mentioned here?

No. 1600853

>>1600818
Imagine saying this and not realizing it's a compliment

No. 1600868

In Kayas livestream a few days ago, she also said that she has always wanted to move to Barcelona, but never could because if Jake’s status. Not quite sure where he’s from that makes it not possible. And now she’s free to if she wanted to.

No. 1600883

>>1600868
The uk left the eu. The uk lost freedom of movement in the eu. Jake has a British passport. Jake needs a visa to move to Spain. Jake cannot get one because of his work. Kaya has a Irish Passport she can move to Spain without a visa

No. 1600893

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>>1600456
I mean, pretty nice outfit for a somewhat casual day. Definitely shows how much weight she's lost and how much more confident she is now. And she looks about ten years younger than him now.

She's been showing a lot more bare skin these days, like her arms and legs. You can really tell that her confidence is up and she's more comfortable with her body. In the last years of being with Fake she was covering up entirely, wearing really loose and unflattering clothing.

No. 1600896

>>1600048
She literally shows the baby sleeping like a log as a band is playing the baby is fine stop desperately looking for reasons to hate ibf sure you can find something else

No. 1600920

>>1600389
She was making up to 7-8k at one point, but the numbers dipped a little and she was around 6k the last time I checked. She's up to making around 1k off Youtube though.

>>1600405
Wait, he's actually getting a face tattoo? I can't wait. lmao

>>1600454
kek. Dude's making minimum wage at BEST off patreon, Youtube, and OF altogether. Cry harder Jake.

No. 1600935

>>1600853
How so? I don't remember reading much about her
I just know she looks ridiculous and that's it

No. 1601018

>>1600883
But Northern Ireland is part of the U.K so wouldn’t that make it hard for Kaya to also move to Spain?

No. 1601021

>>1600454
she was a teenager when they moved in, there is nothing wrong with her not many any money back then. and guys who expect a financially 'fair and square' room mate situation when they move in with a girl are cheap pieces of shit and legit little bitches who complain about women being after their money or whatever, when they dont HAVE any money. I'm glad she is making more than he is NOW, and gets to spend it all on herself.

No. 1601072

>>1601018
Citizens of NI get both UK and Irish EU passports I think.

No. 1601086

>>1600380
Anon she took a special needs baby out for a goth circlejerk during a pandemic. Stop trying to act like that isn’t bad parenting.

No. 1601089

>>1601086
Women should be trapped in the house until their children are 18, anything else is immoral(bait )

No. 1601105

>>1600818
The one in orange ate fresh dog shit on camera

No. 1601109

>>1600893
She looks fab glad she turned up like this full of confidence and showing off new tattoos that look way better then his tattoos bet he was seething

No. 1601113

>>1601105
What! Are you telling the truth

No. 1601117

>>1601086
Won't get more true by repeating your bs.

No. 1601121

>>1600454

I love how he rewrites history, completely forgetting that he posts all his shit online. They were both on the dole when they moved in together. He’s posted countless times about how they were on the dole, skint and would stay up until their money went in to buy sweets. Hardly supporting her from day one is it? Don’t let the truth get in the way of trying to drag your ex down though eh Fake?

No. 1601122

>>1601113
>>1601105
Yup dirty bitch
Divine drag queen (known as 'filthiest person alive' ) - movie pink flamingos 1972
You see the hot steaming shit drop out the dog ass divine picks it straight up and starting gagging and eating it.

No. 1601134

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>>1599108
I lost interest in her when she started posting about how “devastated” she was over the death of Prince Philip on her FB page. the goth community never ceases to amaze me with its constant appraisal to racists.

No. 1601135

>>1601121
Exactly this! It's like he genuinely can't recall how much of their life they documented, you can very easily track his lies and denial if you've been watching them both for awhile. It's like his complete refusal to acknowledge that Kaya helped build his platform on YouTube, she would regularly shout him out on her channel and give him ideas for content ( i.e the TikTok reactions he literally became well known for) she helped support him financially, shouted him out on her channel and mentioned him regularly while he was still deciding how blatantly he wanted to rip off Casey Neistat. She would even do his hair for him, but no it was you who was supporting her from the start was it Jake? I also seem to recall a very very early vlog of Kaya's not long after they move in together where they're both talking about how Jake MADE her get a job. He moved in with her when she was 16 years old as a 19yo runaway from Wales, her family facilitated them both, it is absolutely deranged to try and rewrite the narrative that ole Jakey boye had it so hard and had to do aaalll the work and provide support for his little girlfriend as if he didn't put them both in that perilous position in the first place. It was very obvious from the start that Kaya and her family tried very hard to support Jake with what little they had at the start and it's also very obvious that when it came for Jake, in a decade long relationship, to support his partner through her mental health issues that he couldn't even do the bare minimum and resented even having to do that much. He is the textbook definition of a selfish bastard.

No. 1601136

>>1601134
Also, being obsessed with Germany and wanting to life there as a white goth and royalist? Hmm.

No. 1601137

>>1601134
This is incredibly fucking cringe,all the Royals are monstrous but that fucker especially, it is so,so weird to have a parasocial grampa connection to that absolute ghoul. Is it that she fetishizes Britain but not enough to actually look into what the Royal Family actually gets up to or what?

No. 1601140

>>1601137
Hardly a surprise anyway considering the majority of the “pillars” of the goth community have been outed for racist sentiments before. Kat Von D is a good example. This is but a single isolated crypt in a grave yard of white nationalist tombstones lol

No. 1601164

>>1601134
Jesus, that's cringe.

No. 1601169

>>1601119
Calling taking your child with you to a festival 'child abuse' is ridiculous.

No. 1601177

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>>1601140
Speaking of KVD, it seems that she is ready to come out and officially join the dark side. The podcast she’s still too shy to go on is hosted by a ‘cute-servative’

No. 1601178

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>>1601177
This is the page that posted about her and Kat replied to. If she thinks this is going to go well within the community and audience she’s established herself to, oh boy, she has another thing coming.

No. 1601216

>>1601178
I mean if they wouldn't drop her for her own racism and the hanging out with actual Nazis and pedophiles, I don't think they're going to drop her for getting in with Toilet Paper USA

No. 1601218

>>1601121
>>1601135
Thanks nonnies, I have bad memory and was thinking what Jake said was wrong but could not remember quite how it went down. Did Jake also not have a job only for a little while because he raged out at his job and punched a wall or something?

No. 1601219

>>1601178
Not in her original community but she would not be the first person to sell out and go into mainstream pop culture being the "dark/rebel" pop one

No. 1601225

>>1601218
yep, he has TrOuBlE WiTh AuThOrItY (his words) as all edgelords do

No. 1601404

>>1601177
can we have a full list of all her bs? like being vegan and now not being one, being nazi and all that shit.

No. 1601414

Jake is so obvious. Kaya advertised that she was going to stream in just under two hours, jake suddenly streams 15 minutes later.

No. 1601418

>>1601414
Oh lol he's streaming again?

No. 1601422

>>1601414
Yup! Twice that happened now

No. 1601428

>>1601414
He also never used to stream that “frequently”, as far as I remember?
Also, he originally announced he’d be streaming on Sunday because his Elgato thing would be arriving yesterday and when Kaya said she’ll do it he feels the sudden urge to do so as well? TWICE IN A ROW?! Does he think we’re as dumb as him and Skat?

No. 1601429

Jake is streaming again atm

No. 1601445

>>1601414
It seems like he was "inspired" by Kaya beginning to stream again, just like he was "inspired" to visit the coast at the same time Kaya was. Is he bored of Kat already?

No. 1601450

>>1601135
Fucking preach. Whilst acknowledging Kaya is a grifter and has always a shitty work ethic, I am 1000% confident in saying she wasn’t golddigging off her teenage boyfriend’s shitty call centre job, and that he didn’t tell her he felt that way at the time.

They were both on benefits when they first got together and you’re right - there’s an old vlog where they’re on a walk the convo goes -
“We can’t get a dog, we both have full time jobs.”
“I didn’t until you made me get a job.”

Not saying she wasn’t annoying in that clip, but honestly she clearly wanted to live modestly on benefits and her YouTube earnings - she was pretty big on tumblr in the 2010s. Jake is totally rewriting the narrative in typical shitty narc fashion; he was hardly supporting a family through his lofty career.

No. 1601452

>>1600893
Her arms are bare! I’ll never forget how brutally upset she was about her arm stretchmarks when she gained weight. It was shitty how she talked about them but this is a big deal. She always used to wear those ugly boleros and cardigans in summer. Really shows what Jake “I like skinny girls” did to her confidence like you said.

No. 1601453

She announces she is streaming 1hr 45 mins ago, and 15 mins later he starts streaming… He's gross. I'm in no way a stan but she's getting my view.

No. 1601456

>>1601452
Ikr! she looks great
So pleased she getting all this new conferdence

No. 1601460

Jake was talking about how he doesn't like boobs and only ass. Sounds like a whole faggot to me, maybe that's why he's attracted to manly Kat.

No. 1601463

>>1601460
Jake will say anything - absolutely anything - he thinks will hurt Kaya’s feelings or undermine her confidence. He’s super salty she’s gotten this huge ground swell of support when he thought HE would come out on top, hur-dur. Suck it Jake, Kaya’s now free of you and no longer gives two shiny fucks what you do and do not like - your tantrums are Kat’s problem now.

No. 1601466

>>1601453
Absolutely loving the fact that he’s barely scraping in 100 viewers while she’s on 300+

No. 1601468

>>1601460
Closet fags always say things like that.

No. 1601476

>>1601460
Who the fuck talks about this on a stream other than Jake Paul types. He probably knows his wholesome make it a good day image is in the garbage so he’s now just being his unbearable misogynistic self.

Didn’t someone recently report that he still follows Kaya? He really doesn’t know how to function without copying her. He’s probably trying to solidify his “territory” as the bigger goff streamer.

No. 1601497

Jake's already done streaming and I bet he's now watching Kaya, gnashing his teeth…

No. 1601519

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Kaya absolutely stomping Jake in views by over double, he had 130 max viewers earlier!

No. 1601533

>>1601460
If he's truly an ass man, there's no way he'd be with Kat. lol

No. 1601550

>>1601021
>she was a teenager when they moved in
Wasn't he like 23-24 then too? Like obviously someone in their mid-20s is going to be more established than a TEENAGER jake. I don't get how anyone can date a teen and then whine about how immature/broke they are as if it's a massive surprise.

>>1601134
Wasn't ol Phil a pedophile too?

>>1601445
>>1601453
>brings the new gf to all his ex's fav spots
>visits the coast shortly after his ex posts she's swimming in that same sea
>suddenly starts streaming again after a month or more of silence, logging on mere minutes after the ex does each time she streams
Yeah, this is kind of adding up to be a bit creepy and obsessive. I think it's more narc rage than anything though.

No. 1601560

>>1601519
I went over and gave her a like just because I like how Jake must be narc raging lmao. She's playing the sims which is annoying because now i want to go on and build a house to when i need to go to bed.

No. 1601563

There's nothing better than the satisfaction of knowing Kaya's streams are more popular and doing better on the same night at the same time as Jake AND she's still going long after he quit, that is absolutely delicious especially after all his fucking grandstanding about how she was mooching after him and "begging for collaborations" lmfao eat absolute shit, Munro

No. 1601584

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I’m having a tab with Kaya’s stream on in the background without sound just to give her that view lol and it’s still going with strong with 325 people watching right now.
I noticed that this Amy Lee Allen is in her chat again, offering to be a mod for her (very suspicious if you ask me) and another frequent viewer of Jake’s (Natasha Richardson) is there as well, apparently stirring some shit about Jake and making Kaya feel uncomfortable. I can’t scroll further up to see what she wrote but here’s a response from someone accusing her of doing so.

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>>1601519
>>1601563
Did Jake already quit streaming? I went to peek at his stream to compare the numbers/donations but it looks like he quit an hour or less into it? She's getting donations pretty regularly.

>>1601584
Noticed Natasha and Amy there too.

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I just posted the screenshot of Amy proposing to become a mod, went back to the chat and noticed she’s actually a mod now??? This is wild lol

No. 1601597

>>1601594
Are more snaccs jumping ship?

No. 1601605

>>1601597
I’m not too sure about that, my gut feeling tells me they’re moles lmao
Amy replied to a tweet of Jake’s just an hour ago and was also active in his chat earlier, but maybe she just likes both of them?

No. 1601630

>>1601605
If she's a rabid stan she probably wants to delete anything negative about Jake, or maybe just a fan of both. Logically hard to be a fan of both considering what happened though

No. 1601634

>>1601550
I think (not 100%) sure that it’s been covered on multiple threads that there’s only a two year age gap between them - 16/17 and 19? And he went to college full time, I’m assuming until he was 18. But you’re right in that he’s older and could have had his shit together instead of fleeing the country to leech off a high schooler and her parents.

No. 1601639

This Amy Lee Allen needs to get a life asap

No. 1601649

>>1601605
A few threads back there's a screenshot of her gossiping about Kaya in Jake's chat. I don't think Kaya is in her best interest.

>>1601639
Seriously, how the hell old even is she? And what has she got in return for the countless hours over the YEARS she has spent modding his chat for him? Absolutely nothing but his attention and hollow "thank yous" that make her feel special and needed by people who would be creeped out by her if they ever all had to be in the same room. She definitely has a weird parasocial relationship with him and Kat and she even talks about Isaac sometimes as if the kid is in her life too.

No. 1601681

>>1601460
he likes flat chested skinny women who look like undeveloped adolescents. he gives me the creeps.

No. 1601692

>>1601634
How old is she? Sorry if I had my info wrong, I googled it and it said she's 27 and he's 31. I can't remember irl people's ages and bdays let alone lolcows tbh, lmao.

>>1601681
Kat might have a scrawny body, but there's nothing adolescent about her face even if she's Jake's "baby girl"

No. 1601703

>>1601692
oh definitely, she has a middle aged face, but I think Jake is an "ass only" man and all about "skinny girls" to the extent that he is boob-phobic because he is attracted to how girls look before their boobs come in.

No. 1601735

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>>1601592
Kaya's still streaming hours later and the donations seem steady. Is there any way to check how much streamers make off the superchats?

No. 1601744

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Amy's comment, wtf.

No. 1601747

>>1601744
Not creepy at all

No. 1601750

>>1601744
That's so creepy, it's like when you're a teenager and your ex tires to get a mutual to beg you back fucking YIKES

No. 1601755

BGC over on reddit used talk about her more. Her downfall from the makeup industry and some of her antics can be found there, and there are mega thread discussions.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BeautyGuruChatter/search/?q=kat%20von%20d&restrict_sr=1&sr_nsfw=
The whole anti-vax comment was the real kicker. She's been dipping into the right-wing crowd via interviews and stuff for a while now.

No. 1601772

>>1601744
oh wow I wonder if he even said that, or if Amy just wants them to get back together bc she is an unhinged fan. both can be true too. creepy!

No. 1601800

>>1601750
Jake bored of Kat confirmed, jesus that's a weird thing to say (both Jake and Amy recounting it) especially considering how clear Kaya has made it that she's over Jake.

No. 1601814

>>1601744
I swear to God if Fake finds a way to weasel his way back in to her life. If they end up back together I am done. I truly hope she is smart enough to stay far away from him.

No. 1601826

>>1601744
>>1601747
>>1601750
>>1601772
>>1601800
>>1601814
Weird as fuck. Did any of the anons who watched his stream catch him saying anything like this or is Amy just desperately trying to bring them back together? I swear an anon said he was negging her the whole time.

I really wouldn't put it past him to try to dig his claws back in seeing how much his success/image depended on her and how much $$$ she's now making with him gone. He was pathetic enough to show up on the coast where she was swimming after all. kek

No. 1601836

Kaya won’t go back to jake, fe blew up that bridge and pissed on it long ago. There’s nothing to fear about them getting back. Plus Kaya would know he’s only back with her to repair his “career”

No. 1601862

>>1601826
I only saw the first 10 minutes of the Jake stream because I can't stand to see or hear him, but thats when he said he saw Kaya when giving back her stuff but he didn't mention anything about how she looked.

No. 1601871

This "Amy Lee" (nice evenescence name) is a "mother of 2 grandmother of 4" according to her insta bio.

No. 1601875

>>1601744
She literally just made that shit up, insane old woman. Jake has had nothing but negative things to say about her since the break up.

No. 1601888

>>1601871
Her insta handle has 1970 in it, I can’t believe a woman my mother’s age is behaving like this omg I would be so embarrassed

No. 1601895

>>1601755

So I just learned that KVD is being sued by a former employee of HVT for basically being a shit boss and a covidiot and the case is going to a jury trial.
https://wehoville.com/2022/06/17/judge-former-kat-von-d-store-manager-doesnt-have-to-arbitrate-lawsuit-claims/

No. 1601978

>>1601744
Amy being creepy af but from Jake this is total fucking gaslighting. It’s so easy to say shit like “she looks great” without meaning it. He’s just hiding the fact he’s actually built up years of anger and resentment against her.

No. 1602004

>>1601460
He used to take the piss out kaya boobs of MAG saying her boobs have got no bounce
There was no need to ever say this on camera or at all

No. 1602006

>>1602004
What an asshole.

No. 1602028

Saged for no milk, but with Jake copying everything Kaya does, didn’t he start getting his tattoo work done shortly after she did with her Christmas money? (That stupid throat thing)

No. 1602057

>>1601744
Wtf highly doubt jake would say this and why would he tell her is she his new reily

No. 1602059

>>1601744
So Kaya is really just modding anyone who enters the chat and asks? Recipe for disaster.

No. 1602060

>>1601814
I think she understands how bad he was and prob her mother wouldn't let her she very protective about kaya and very vocal about how much of a shithead he is on social media lol.
He can try and make himself look a fool but I highly doubt kaya would take him back

No. 1602062

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>>1601814
This how it normally goes after a breakup anyway

No. 1602064

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>>1602062
But this is Jakes version

No. 1602071

>>1601755
Those probably don't mention it because it's beauty chatter not music stuff, but she also keeps being photographed hanging out with Mr Kitty (yes the guy who seems to be everybody's top suggested music for Instagram reels) who lost a good chunk of his fan base when it turned out he'd been sending seriously creepy messages to underage fans, which combined with Kat's husband's gross takes about minors looks really bad. Fits right in with the crowd she's sliding in with though.

No. 1602080

>>1602057
>why would he tell her is she his new reily
What do you mean by this?

No. 1602082

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>>1602062
>>1602064

scrotes will be scrotes

No. 1602168

>>1602062
lol this is pretty accurate

No. 1602257

>>1602064
Nooo this cracked me up

No. 1602280

>>1601460
How odd for him to say this when there’s documented evidence of Skat have -0 ass. There’s even a few posts in the last thread making fun of her pancake cheeks. Love to see him accidentally dunk on his new bitch

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>>1601744
>>1601594
This is from a few threads back. Kaya shouldn't be trusting this Amy Lee to Mod her streams. She's absolutely mad.

No. 1602341

>>1602339
Wow I hope Kaya see’s this or has a friend that reads this thread. I love to hate on Kaya and her lazy ways but I’m still rooting for her at the end of the day. I would hate for that shit stain Jake to still be able to fuck with her through his deluded old snacs

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Sorry if this doesn't work I am newfag and don't know how to upload non YouTube content.

No. 1602454

>>1601681
>flat chested skinny women who look like undeveloped adolescents
People need to stop with this disgusting mindset. Read your own sentence again. Women who look like undeveloped adolescents. Lots of women are skinny and have small beasts, that doesn't make them less of a woman. Stop comparing grown women to children, freak.

No. 1602497

>>1602372
What a dickhead. A life shift? No Jake you cheated on her, made her sell her furniture while you were cheating on her and threw her out into the cold in the night in winter after your last exploitation of her to move into the new house like a free mover. What a piece of shit this dude is seriously. A life shift… wtf

No. 1602501

>>1602454
Jesus if you’re this sensitive, this is likely not the site for you.

No. 1602510

>>1602501
I'm actually entirely desensitized, but I'm still able to call some shit when I see it.

No. 1602515

>>1600893
I'm happy that she's feeling more confident in her body now but ngl, I don't like her tattoos and I think she would look better without them but that's just a personal subjective nitpick. I just feel like the tattoos she has are so random, especially the scissors…

No. 1602519

>>1602515
Agreed, but I personally think lots of tattoos never look good. Just a preference. At least Kaya's tats are still better than Kat's, that's a fact.

No. 1602537

>>1602454
Say it louder for the people in the back!!!
>>1602501
"you are too sensitive" = you called me out for my shitty mindset

No. 1602609

>>1602501
thanks other nonna, this person is the one who is a hypersensitive freak. it isn't a body positive forum for the very oppressed skinny women with no breasts. nice "think of the children," spin on it too.

No. 1602634

>>1602372
What is this? It won’t play.

No. 1602643

>>1602634
It's Jake saying that some misunderstood him when he said Kaya looked good. He is clarifying that "they are both doing good". He also talked about how he gave her her stuff because "they both had a life shift". I'm not sure why this needed clarifying but it's pathetic.

No. 1602823

>>1602643
why was he keeping her stuff so long? and god he is nasty or just socially retarded as hell in that he must clarify that he doesn't think she looks good. she looks way better and healthier than he and his alcoholic girlfriend do. a tactful thing to do would be to privately tell the Amy Lee mole what he really said and to not make up shit. but the objective is to neg kaya… can't have her thinking he might think she looks ok.

No. 1603010

>>1602609
There is a big difference between "body positivity" and calling men pedo for liking other women than just fat ones …

No. 1603107

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Fake fishing for more ‘original’ content.

No. 1603127

>>1602372
he looks god awful here, the stupid haircut isn't helping

No. 1603142

>>1603010
you can have breasts and not be fat all over. it's a common depiction of attractive women…
sorry to offend your delicate sensitivities, but at least pedo men and total princes like Jake like you the way you are.

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>>1602372
can't tell if it's just his god awful tattoos or if the alcohol bloat has devoured what tiny bit of a jawline/chin he had before. He's verging on double chin territory.

"life shift" sure is a funny way to say you got caught cheating on your long-term live-in gf for a married mother with a drinking problem, jacob.

>>1601681
>>1602454
>>1602501
>>1602510
>>1602537
>>1602609
>>1603010
>>1603142
Is this the hot new derail? Very cool. Take it to OT already please.

No. 1603164

>>1603142
I'm not talking about me, I'm a totally different body type. But I still think not just pedos like woman on the skinnier side. This a strange world view you have.

No. 1603190

>>1602643
I guess he lurked here and was pissed that people might think that he said "looking good" so he had to clarify that he said they're "doing good" lmao. The conversation about Amy Lee saying that in Kaya's chat was only a day ago. He is such a narc, he can't not comment on it

No. 1603205

>>1602823
Oh my yes, Jake had to quickly correct any impression that he would compliment Kaya on any level - don’t you know she’s much too far beneath him? He only finds balding, alcoholic adulteresses attractive and the world needs to be clear on that!!

No. 1603212

This page was so mean to Kaya and now the duck riding is hilarious. She didn’t lose a ton of weight.. at all. She’s e begging to set up her new life- which she was destroyed for grifting previously. Sure folks wanna jump on the anti Fake bandwagon bc he’s a scumbag but the hypocrisy and cheering for Kaya is so cringe. Im just waiting for all if you to turn on her again.

IBF had a fucking baby in the heat at a goth festival. As a goff parent NO ONE in the scene who is respectable does that shit. She’s constantly grifting and shilling stuff and saying she’s broke yet has money to book flights/hotel/festival tickets?? She couldn’t even take care of herself mentally or financially and now is dragging a baby around like an accessory.
We don’t stay locked away 18 yrs as moms. We get fucking babysitters. Having that baby next to a stage enraged me. It went to sleep bc it was so overstimulated and scared all day it conked out. I’ve got three kids and even taking infants to Disney is a nightmare. If she couldn’t afford a sitter she cant afford to go.(namefagging)

No. 1603277

>>1603212
You need to clear the salt out of your system and stop sperging about “dick riding”, you actually sound jealous.

I don’t think anyone is particularly invested in Kaya, we’re just very pleased to see her flourishing after a virulent narcissist did their best to destroy and discard her after using and demeaning her for over a decade. Most of the things “she” was hated for were almost certainly a direct result of Jake’s influence/treatment of her and if that’s not the case - well, we’ll find out soon enough. Jake is a straight up abuser that thinks he does no wrong and I will lead the cheers for Team Kaya forever so long as it sticks in his craw, so just fucking deal with it.

No. 1603280

Hmm I wonder what K V D is gonna do for income if she is switching chord to G-Sus (as it seems). She is out of tattoo biz, no longer has anything to do with cosmetics, is she gonna give up music too? In music her fanbase was mostly based on her fans from her other activities in the past. Take parts in TV evengelists shows?

No. 1603285

>>1603164
You’re seriously giving the opinion of one anonymous person on the internet this much thought and consideration?

>>1603164
This may blow your mind, but women can be skinny but look like women. They can have wider hips than their waist even if they’re thin.


This sure as shit isn’t a body positive forum so can we all stop getting butt hurt when someone makes a comment on someone’s appearance as if it’s the first time it’s ever happened? This isn’t Twitter. If you don’t like it here, there’s an entire World Wide Web waiting for you

>>1603277
That’s how I feel. For threads upon threads anons have said they hoped she’d lose jake, lose weight, get her shit together. And when anyone says hey she has done those things, good for her, that means they’re a Stan? I have no strong feelings about her one way or the other but I do think it’s good she’s making positive changes. We all bitch about how people on this site are dumb as rocks and that we want them to make better choices. Why is it not allowed to be acknowledged when better choices are finally being made?

It may be time to go hang out with the scrotes on the other farms.

No. 1603364

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For the Anon who was wondering why the Nyctophilia shop doesn’t sell Anikas shit anymore and if they had a secret fallout - well she and her bf went to the fleamarket on Saturday so i guess they’re on ok terms?

No. 1603370

>>1603280
>no longer has anything to do with cosmetics
Is she out of business or did she sell the company? Then i can start buying the eyeshadow now? Kek

No. 1603392

File: 1659284170873.jpg (10.83 KB, 465x432, kvd.jpg)

>>1603370
She sold all her shares of Kat Von D cosmetics about two years ago, before pandemics. She no longer has anything to do with the brand. It is owned by Kendo (https://www.kendobrands.com/kvd-beauty/). It is now called "KVD Vegan Beauty" or something like that for last 17 months. Kat mentioned that she even wishes they stop using her initials. So yea, she is no longer profiting in any way from that brand and wishes to not be associated with it at all.

Article about selling mentions she was looking into vegan shoe biz, but no idea if anything came out of that https://vegconomist.com/fashion-design-and-beauty/kat-von-d-sells-ownership-of-kvd-vegan-beauty-to-focus-on-vegan-shoe-brand-von-d-shoes/

No. 1603409

>>1603212
>IBF had a fucking baby in the heat at a goth festival. As a goff parent NO ONE in the scene who is respectable does that shit.

Babies at festivals is super common, especially in Europe. Don't know about the US etc but festivals like Wave-Gotik-Treffen, Whitby Goth Weekend Castle Party etc are often family affairs. Not so much for smaller festivals that are just night time stuff or confined to one room (like Infest for example), but festivals like WGT have picnics and things during the day and it's not uncommon to see whole familes at them, and sometimes they do the musical bits too. So I'm not really sure where you're getting that nobody does this from unless things are radically different on the other side of the pond (assuming you're American) or you've never been and you're making wild assumptions from a basement.

No. 1603412

>>1603280
She'll get paid to bitch about cancel culture, mark my words she'll take the backlash she's getting and roll it into "I've been cancelled give me money" and it'll work. Really basic grifter stuff.

No. 1603420

File: 1659285300209.jpg (1.01 MB, 1564x1564, IMG_20220724_063828.jpg)

This isn't new news but I just came across this tattoo done by a girl Emily follows. Emily has made videos bashing people who steal tattoo designs yet she stole both the butterfly and the barbed wire from this girl kek hypocrite

No. 1603425

>>1603392
As for buying their products - well it seems that they changed design to more mainstream normie, also color palettes became more normie in KVD branded lines (KVD lipsticks are just different shades of rose/red in contrast to green, blue etc of pre rebranding line). They have still listed products branded as Kat Von D with wider color ranges, so IMHO that brand is going to bite the dust as far as "being alt" is concerned.

BTW is sugarpill or other "alt brands" still a thing?

No. 1603437

>>1603425
OK, checked sugarpill. It seems that they went full blast BARBIE now.

No. 1603540

>>1603437
There are still a few alt brands kicking around out there!
LunatiCK Cosmetic Labs
Black Moon Cosmetics
Baby Bat Beauty
Fyrinnae
Lethal Cosmetics
Can’t get them at Sephora but some good shit

No. 1603648

>>1603540
THX i been using mainstream PAESE (PL) brand for a while but their color palette shrunk to normie beige, browns, reds while earlier they had blues, greens etc. They have nice rice fixing powder BTW probly only Kryolan's anti-shine is as great if not better from commercially sold. But considering rising prices I would probably switch to just buying pure rice powder (you can use very fine pure rice powder as fixing powder - great for more oily types of skin) considering it's cheap as fuck and great fixer on it's own. Heck you can even make your own in a coffee grinder from dry rice flakes it might be not as fine particles than made with industrial grinders.

No. 1603713

>>1603277
Exactly this, and the Nons spurging about “annoying Kaya stans” are fucking dumb. I’m willing to bet that everyone cheering for her is also still critical when she is actually milky (myself included).

No. 1603727

>>1603212

agree. both are fucking stupid cows.

No. 1603884

>>1603212
Considering you wrote mom, you’re an americunt and clearly haven’t been to wgt. It’s her stated before that’s a family event, there’s sectioned spaces and dedicated spaces for kids, there’s even a day sit area. Guess being American, too lazy to scroll up, right?

No. 1603902

>>1603409
It's super common where I live to see whole families in gigs to and I'm in south America. Parents just take good care of their kids, the kids have good clean fun, dance and eat chips away from the noise and agitation, they even get to hang out with other little alternative kids. Idk but sometimes I get a feeling that there's a lot of people in this thread that aren't or haven't got a lot of contact with alternative people. Alternative parents, just as "normal" parents take their kids to things they enjoy and dress them as they think it's cute, it's not something out of this world.

No. 1603931

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Our boy Jake is staying true to not reacting to tiktoks anymore. He is now reacting to horror vids. LMAO

No. 1603940

Ah very original.. nothing like Jacksepticeye..

No. 1603942

File: 1659310769059.jpg (323.63 KB, 717x1274, Kat.jpg)

Somehow this got missed, but Skat posted this the other day.
The rest of her time is spent with her son, huh? What about being a sloppy drunk and making OF content? Not to mention spending time with her 'love', who she conveniently doesn't mention.

No. 1603969

>>1603942
She's such a bad liar, she spent the whole day laughing with her besties about rumours.
I wonder if she lost clients after the cheating and sexwork scandal, didn't she used to work in the same shop as her husband? Jake and Kat are obsessed with "rumours" when it's just people factually describing their actions

No. 1604035

>>1603942
her art is… just fine, but anyone who insists this much “I’m just laughing with the besties!” “I’m just momming it up” is overcompensating

No. 1604045

>>1603420
It's basic ass barbed wire and a butterfly you can't steal and idea literally millions of people have done stop reaching so hard gonna hurt yourself

No. 1604047

>>1603212
Stop acting like you give a shit about her baby just because you have a hate boner it didn't look like they were even at the festival very long and that baby wasn't upset at all if she was overstimulated she would have been screaming the baby is fucking fine lol

No. 1604054

>>1603212
>yourmom666
Thank you for this morsel of cringe newfag.

Kaya's still a cow to some degree absolutely, but sometimes it feels like there's nothing she could do to appease some of you. "EW she's fat!", so she lost some of the weight and is regularly going to the gym still. "She's lazy and never makes content anymore!" She's been regularly making content on multiple platforms and has been streaming four hours at a time fairly regularly now? We've even seen a change in her constantly making excuses as to why content wasn't being made. I will agree she's making kind of a lot in relation to the level of her content. But she's making literal chump change compared to many creators who do far less. I'm not saying we should all dick-ride her by any means, but some of you sound desperate to hate her and pretend she's remotely on the same level as a filthy cheating scrote like Jake.

>>1603277
Ngl, if any anons are really that jealous over Kaya making a max of 7-8k a month. Go to school and get out of your minimum wage job? Or maybe try your hand at streaming/YT too? I don't know what else to tell you. kek

No. 1604057

>>1602519
AYRT but yeah, I thiink lots of tattoos are rare to pull off and most don't though I think they that if one gets them, they look better as a cohesive theme rather than just random assortments, that's why I don't necessarily mind arm sleeves kek. But yeah hers do look better than Jake's, a lot more crisper if that makes sense.

No. 1604062

>>1603902
I live in North America and see babies and kids at events regularly as long as it’s in the day. Don’t think I’ve seen any kid at a night time gig with cocktails, but there are always some rug rats running around shows, festivals or even tattoo conventions in the afternoons.
I feel like a lot of anons don’t have and don’t like kids. It’s me, I’m a lot of anons. So I’m not thrilled to hear squealing children or see them running around and colliding with me but it’s whatever. Not my kids. As long as they’re not left to roam and create havoc it’s no big deal

>>1603931
Ho. Ly. Shit. Looking real rough Fake. Drink water and eat some vegetables, your face is really showing your recent choices. The rapid deterioration is pretty funny. Bet we haven’t seen any more only fans cause the skin on his face isn’t the only skin that’s blotchy, broken out and puffy.

>>1604045
If it was either the barbed wire OR the butterfly sure maybe a coincidence but both of them with the same placement? Bad look for someone who preaches against ripping off other peoples art

>>1604054
Agreed. Credit where it’s due and Kaya has been doing well recently. She’s made some positive changes, I say food for her. But I will admit to personal bias since I love to see a person who was cheated on have a glow up moment. I think anyone who has gone through being cheated on enjoys seeing things going well for Kaya while the cheater is just floundering. Karma is nice to watch

No. 1604093

>>1603942
what a wholesome mom, working only part time to raise her kid the rest of the time… except doesn't mentions she is a single mom now and no longer works at the shop with her husband as she cheated on him, and now does sex work to make ends meet. totally classy and keeping it real! bunch of losers.

No. 1604097

>>1604035
truth, it's more like "while I was laughing to myself over a 1/5 of vodka" and in denial about how much time she actually spends with her son.

No. 1604178

>>1603942
Kat, nobody has been saying that you're quitting tattooing, only that you fucking suck at it and you probably SHOULD quit bc you're a terrible artist. Quit your failure OF account too, that shit is embarrassing with how few likes you get. The only rumours are that you're a braindead alcoholic whore failure of a mum with a manchild for a "daddy". Now address that next, dumb bitch.

No. 1604208

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>>1603931
Is Jake developing the onision skin rash, what the fuck is going on with his skin in this picture? I like the pale ghost of his scuzzy goatee tho. lmao

>>1603942
>>1604178
I don't think she means us tbh. Sounds like there's some rumors going around the tattoo community out there since she barely tattoos now compared to before. I mean, at least she has that to fall back on unlike Jake? Even if I agree she's terribly mediocre. Still laughing at the uncle ruckus eyed raichu.

No. 1604290

I have to click on hide for every picture containing jake's face. It really makes me want to puke.

No. 1604310

>>1604208
It's just the filter he keeps choosing it making him look like he has skin rashes and lumps

No. 1604491

File: 1659375803624.jpeg (1.38 MB, 1170x2082, 0DA66AF3-EFAA-4899-8DB6-518329…)

Kaya is streaming tonight… what’s the betting Fake decides to stream too? Because he’s so original. And not at all salty that her two streams one of which was dogged by technical issues did better numbers than his have in months.

No. 1604538

>>1604491
I also very much respect the “fatigued by this task so I’m going to pick up another one that still actively engages with my job/content production” approach rather than just whinging about being exhausted.

No. 1604539

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Super random but Kat von D’s band mate is having a baby with Kelly Eden’s ex Davey Suicide.

No. 1604570

>>1604538
Yeah hopefully she keeps this up. She can't be as lazy as before because she has nothing to fall back on if she can't be bothered producing content this time

No. 1604636

Kaya has hit 400k subscribers!

Meanwhile Fake has dropped another 1k and is sitting at 457k.

I cannot wait for her to overtake him.

No. 1604652

Right now on stream Kaya, talking about finally retrieving her stuff, just said “I’ve already found some pieces that I was really worried were lost or stolen, so I’m happy about that”. I know it’s likely she means stolen by people who had inadvertent access to the studio/building, but the farmer in me wants it to be an accusation at Jake or Kat.

No. 1604690

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Interesting timing on that upload there, Fake.

No. 1604692

>>1604690
You dress like a normie all the time, Fake. It shouldn’t be too hard.

No. 1604775

Watch him do a 'normie' video, then use it as an excuse to start being normal looking again, much like he did after shaving his brows on a dare and suddenly claiming he'd only been dressing like a Chav for years because it got him the views and he was trying to conform to the YouTube algorithm and brand deals and such.

How exactly is dressing like a normie any different from the Versace shirt, hideous sunglasses and regular pants, no makeup and blonde hair, anyway?

No. 1604933

>>1604690
Ah such amazing new content jake! Really out done yourself with this new exciting content can’t believe you never done this before

No. 1604947

>>1604491
What's Kaya's natural hair colour?

No. 1604952

>>1604947
Medium brown colour

No. 1604959

LOL

No. 1604960


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No. 1604963

Kat Von D sued

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No. 1605005

Lol the same ppl who dragged IBF when she was pregnant and said she would be dressing her kid up goff etc are now defending her having it at a fkn festival. All of you also talked so much shit about Kaya and now are completely cheering her on despite her begging for gifts, getting random ugly tattoos.
Sorry but I agree with what was said…everyone here goes so hard and says the most cruel shit then overnight defends these ppl until they get bored. Jake is a pos but blaming him for ALL of Kayas behavior? Seriously? Now she’s so brave bc she rented a place and filled it with free shit she got from e begging?

As someone who has been to festivals.. just bc some goff parents take kids to this shit doesn’t mean they should. Everytime we would see a baby we talked mad shit about the audacity of bringing a baby so no it’s not some supportive family affair. IBF literally said she had no money in the video- so someone pointing out that she had money to go to a festival (and you KNOW she bought stuff) was accurate. She had a baby next to a stage ffs.
There are so many threads full of insults for Kaya and IBF.. so many terrible things said and now ppl defending them is funny and the hypocrisy is shocking. Kaya hasn’t lost weight. She looks the same she’s just using angles and filters and not wearing tight unflattering clothes. She spent money on tattoos and dumb sht despite being homeless and I think she greatly exaggerated the “safety” issues so ppl would donate money. Shopping, traveling and buying tattoos and making no videos for almost six months and now she’s hailed as having become an adult and she’s so skinnnnay yasss queen lol(namefagging)

No. 1605008

>>1605005
How's weather in Amsterdam?

No. 1605010

>>1603425
Nta but also
Creature Cosmetics
Lovelace Cosmetics
Glam Goth Beauty
Glam Ghoul Boutique
Are some newer names in the alt beauty game.

No. 1605011

>>1605010
Any new perfume brands? LOL

No. 1605021

>>1605005
Taking kids places makes for well adapted, easy kids. No one does this anymore though and that’s (partly) why most kids are brats these days. I applaud IBF for not dumping her kid somewhere, but incorporating her in her life.

No. 1605025

File: 1659439533269.png (2.69 MB, 750x1334, 0B5DB835-8DC2-4955-85BD-0F1FCA…)

Jake confirmed cheating pt. 5278

No. 1605029

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No. 1605030

>>1605025
Or she might mean HIS hair.

No. 1605036

>>1605005
I realise self awareness isn't exactly your strong point, but do you not think if you're the only one saltier than the ocean about something, then perhaps it's a you problem and not an actual problem?

No. 1605043

>>1605030
Do you really think that would be worth mentioning?

No. 1605046

>>1605043
Depends on character and mental health of poster. There are certainly people who would mention that. Is she one of them - that's other question. The answer is unknown.

No. 1605049

>>1605030
Considering that it was mentioned earlier in this thread that she talked in a stream about finding a hair not hers in their bed, very likely the way she found out he was cheating, it's pretty obvious she wasn't talking about one of his hairs….

No. 1605052

>>1605049
could be, I do not watch her streams

No. 1605069

Do you remember scammers from Goth Pikes that disappeared suddenly without fulfilling orders? They reemerged later and been selling again. It's hilarious how this scene does not give a fuck they are buying from scammers. Like - fuck honesty, I wanna fancy shoes, fuck these who were scammed in the past, also they are totally not gonna scam me - type mentality. I saw this video and it came out that their buckles are plastic with just a metallic coating. L M A O

No. 1605109

>>1605069

Never heard of this. I have a pair of them from about 5 years ago. My buckles are absolutely metal. Sooo idkk??

No. 1605115

>>1605025
she should stop buying stupid shit and see a fucking therapist. As much I really dislike Kaya for being an ewhore and a lazy ass bitch at her almost 30 (and complaining for every single little things that she does) I don't really want to see her like this. Also fuck Jake, he's so disguting I bet his dick smell like rancid cheese.

No. 1605229

>>1605025
Could you provide context for this? What was the initial 'emergency' post saying?

No. 1605241

>>1605109
LOL, it was huge drama. They disappeared about a year after Gothic Shoe Company stopped fulfilling orders people made (as came to public knowledge a man running it was a notorious scammer who pulled out this trick for like 3rd or 4th time since the '90s but only article on him was published in German on Spontis and as far as Germans were not feeling any urge to share that info in English they still did more to the case than English assholes who knew who that man is and what he did in the past yet still remained totally silent). Goth Pikes went silent for like for over a year and then like nothing happened started selling again trough Facebook without any public explanation. Some people before they came back tried asking WTF happened on their Instagram page but comments were removed and some people were blocked. But they were shady a while before they stopped fulfilling orders as they never had any official legal info published. Initially they had info that they supposedly are based in Germany, later that in the UK. Only their return address was known and it was some UK address. Some people claimed that their orders shortly before they went silent were shipped from South America. Serious WTF moment.

No. 1605255

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>>1605229
Oops I’m sorry, it was just about her losing a piercing stud and needing replacement (see screenshot) and nothing about that mystery hair in her bed, which is why I didn’t think about adding this one as well.
I see how that other story needed some context though. My apologies!

No. 1605284

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Looks like Kat Von D’s garbage husband is lazering off his swastika even though “it didn’t represent hate” blah blah photo from IG video earlier

No. 1605286

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Before for reference

No. 1605345

File: 1659469345588.jpeg (1.1 MB, 2828x2828, 3E1BF39E-0FC0-4E95-9F39-7649D6…)

Can’t see it too well in Kaya’s story but she posted it 39 minutes ago, so not even 15 minutes later he announced he’ll be streaming too, AGAIN.

No. 1605354

>>1605345
There's no way this isn't deliberate. It seems like some sort of game to him, but he's already lost most of his "fans" in the breakup. He's already peaked and most people saw who was in the right during the whole situation, he'll never be what he was at the height of the pandemic. I cannot wait for the inevitable day job saga and the ensuing meltdown.

No. 1605367

>>1604690
Who even uses normie unironically past the age of 16. But he seems stuck in his edgy teen phase, just like jude Bishop

No. 1605369

>>1605345
I see someone watched that dumb “siren eyes tutorial” trend on TikTok, and it’s not Kaya. Not slick kek.

No. 1605390

>>1605345
Can he do anything but fucking reaction videos? I can't think of anything more boring.

His face should be spoilered by default, it's simply too ugly.

No. 1605408

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No. 1605420

Kaya's having a fun, silly stream enjoying a game and chatting with everyone. Pop over and Jake is just sitting fatly in front of a camera reacting to the same old bullshit tiktok videos. No idea why 282 people are watching it but it's no coincidence he's streaming at the same time she is.

No. 1605440

>>1605284
That interior decor looks trashy as fuck.

No. 1605491

I caught a brief moment of Jake's stream where someone asked him if he wanted kids and said that he'd make a great father (lol). His response that he was "with someone who fucking despised kids" and that rubbed off on him. He actually likes kids and does want them

No. 1605499

Jake is getting his face tattoo tomorrow. I don't know if it's been mentioned here but in a stream a few days ago he mentioned it'll be a Bloodborne tattoo kek. Today he said the artist that was supposed to design it doesn't reply so maybe Kat has to do it. I really hope she'll be the one.

No. 1605508

>>1605491
What a fucking blatant LIE. He's been so fucking vocal about not wanting kids. I love how he's just making Kaya out to be some negative bitch who just caused him to be a bad person. When in reality it's absolutely the other way around. If he hadn't torched MAG, people would be able to clip all sorts of examples of him being a rotten shitbag and talking about how much he hated kids.

No. 1605527

>>1604964
So with the tattoo portrait lawsuit, and above mentioned ex employee suing, she is also caught up in a 3rd lawsuit - damages and rent owed on the now closed LA tattoo parlor, old news -
https://nypost.com/2022/04/12/kat-von-d-sued-for-thousands-as-she-shuts-down-la-ink-high-voltage-tattoo/
She also had to relist her 15mils mansion for 12.5mil recently. That bloated thing hasn't sold yet.

>>1604959 - oh, serious LOL at the comments on that. I wonder where this will go. The "christian" national movement here in the US that's rearing it's ugly head is something else. If you read the comments, some think she's some kind of evil in disguise, "love and light is new age lingo watch out". She will never be able to repent enough for her past or find Jesus hard enough to please the Jesus freaks. So they are, or rather have been, alienating their previous base and trying to crawl into another one that will never accept them and that will turn on them.

No. 1605568

>>1605284
fucking hell what happended to him??? he looks like an old white dad lmao

No. 1605572

>>1605491
So he’s admitting to not being capable of forming his own thoughts and ideas.

No. 1605580

>>1605491
oh god, he needs that "someone" back in his life then. anything but him reproducing, ANYTHING, please.

No. 1605634

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Riveting

No. 1605743

>>1605491
Also… he has been copying Kaya’s style for years. We’ve all seen the photos. Definitely not pulling it off. He has no personality so he has to leech off whoever he’s doing vanilla with

No. 1605746

>>1605491

He’s hit 30 and now he wants kids. That’s not exactly a huge surprise. It happens to lots of people. Surprise Fake! You’re perfectly normal! You don’t have to blame Kaya because you’ve had a shift in priorities.

No. 1605749

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God forbid someone could think you said something slightly nice about your ex … The urge to clarify is pathetic.

No. 1605750

>>1605743
Jake definitely has bpd

No. 1605752

>>1605749
I'm surprised he didn't "clarify" even further by saying he is not attracted to her, and can't believe he ever was, he just felt sorry for her, in fact she looks worse than ever. he only likes blue haired blue eyed women who have no tits and flat asses, he is only in love with Princess Snaggletooth Drunkorexic and her marionette lines, crows feet, and shapeless stick figure body. "Skat is HAWT, such an upgrade. sorry, Kaya just doesn't look good! I couldn't stop copying her goth aesthetic but I didn't admire anything about that toxic child despising harpy!"
he's pure ass hole.

No. 1605755

>>1605743
>doing vanilla with
So fucking cringe you extra edgy Goff twitter queen

No. 1605763

>>1605749
He didn’t say it though unless it was though private message I think she missed heard him cause he uploaded on his story the clip of what he really said. But I curious if Amy now upset and no longer jake stan
>>1602372
Or she thought it wouldn’t get back to him. Either way what Amy did was fucked up she shouldn’t of said it to kaya publicly or at all like why would she want to hear that

No. 1605765

>>1605755
My thoughts exactly when I read that

No. 1605768

>>1605763
It isn't the point that he didn't say that. If someone overheard something I tell about my former long-term SO noe ex and misunderstood me that way, I wouldn't see an urge to clarify. Or if, I'd probably say something along the lines of "I didn't actually say that but I surely should have, because he/she does!". Being respectful to someone who spend a big part of their live with you.

No. 1605771

>>1605115
>I really dislike Kaya for being an ewhore
She's the only one out of the tree of them that isn't selling her nudes, anon. What are you on about? lmao

>>1605284
Somehow he looks like an ugly, bald, manlet version of Jeff Goldblum. Kinda ironic he looks like a little elderly jewish man given his fetish for nazi shit.

>>1605634
>wheel of fortune on switch
kek, what the fuck jake? He has to be drunk off his ass again to think this is content anyone under 60 would want to see.

No. 1605786

>>1605527
That's was also my point. She alienates old fanbase while gaining… pretty much nothing.

>>1605568
It's called aging. It catches people sooner or later. Typically happens quite rapidly in some periods of life. That's why at 23 females look still childish while at 28 not so much. 2-3 years is enough time to change your appearance drastically. Especially in the photos that are not filtered to the oblivion and and on which you do not wear a tome of makeup.

No. 1605832

>>1605786
But anon you know people around here think life ends at 30?

No. 1605855

>>1605634
I bet Kat either watches wheel of fortune or she plays it on her phone. How else is he going to come up with this lmao

No. 1605920

>>1605855
Pretty sure it'll be something he stole directly from Game Grumps

No. 1605946

>>1605920
This exactly. WOF is one of gama grumps most popular and favorite games, so of course he's gonna jump on that band wagon.

No. 1605975

>>1605752
Whatever Jake considers “up to his lofty standards” I’m sure at this point Kaya is grateful he decided Kat is it, and not her. Despite all the heartache and turmoil Kaya went through when he booted her (and his behavior remains selfish and unforgivable) she is obviously in a much better place now. Sure, she may feel lonely from time to time - but I guarantee she does not miss that nauseating little troll of a man child one bit.

No. 1605983

File: 1659541607018.png (492.57 KB, 497x882, Screenshot 2022-08-03 at 17-46…)

Sad news nonnies. The face tattoo is postponed a week because there some "placement issues". So we will have to wait to laugh uncontrollably till next week. Bummer.

No. 1606049

>>1605983
> So we will have to wait to laugh uncontrollably till next week.

Speak for yourself - I laugh uncontrollably every time I see his ugly potato face.

No. 1606056

>>1605975
She sure is, and she has a stable friend group so I hope she's not too lonely. It's honestly better to stay single for a while after so many years being in a relationship. She hasn't lived on her own as an adult and that's really important for your personal development.

>>1605983
oh no, I was so excited!

His fucking anime hair looks like a toupee in this pic

No. 1606062

Why fake has no pics with his troon? Trouble in paradise already?

No. 1606065

>>1605983
What the actual fuck is up with that hairline? Did he try to edit it lower?

No. 1606084

File: 1659549305227.png (1.31 MB, 1170x2532, 5E63DC2E-0432-498C-ACE0-B2C18A…)

Fake can’t handle being a short arse.

No. 1606095

>>1605983
He going to regret this. hopefully it's not a colour tattoo cause they don't age to good on faces. If it On side burn area won't look to bad

No. 1606100

>>1605749
>Daddy, daddy, Amy said this on stream!!
Lmao what a little snitch.

No. 1606113

>>1606084
And yet another reason why Fake is such a scrote.

No. 1606116

>>1605408
Omg anon i though it too!

No. 1606117

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>>1605499
>>1605983
>>1606095
It's probably going to be one of the runes from bloodborne. Wonder if he actually played it or just did speed runs of it.

No. 1606124

>>1605771
MY bad, she's not an ewhore, she is just a ebeggar (wich is even worts cuz she does not offer anything in exchage for the money). she have numerous times ask for money or gift from her wishlist and so, she is an ebeggar, she might not do it all the time, but she does, so she is one.

No. 1606125

>>1606117
I bet is one of the eyes or the embrace one kek he's so basic

No. 1606152

>>1606117
Oh, great, so every non-gamer will think of him as some kind of aryan nazi whatever fan kek

No. 1606186

>>1605354
He's making those who "wanted to remain fans of them both" choose who they want to watch. Or, more specifically, who they want to superchat donate their money to.
He can't control other people's ability to choose him over her, but he can make it impossible for people to properly watch both of them at the same time by streaming at the same time as she does. You could have both up in separate tabs but you can only really be listening to one or the other.
"Reacting to memes live" how fucking pathetic and obvious do you have to be. "I have nothing else prepared and "GOFFF READS PHONEBOOK LIVE" is even less likely to attract views but my remaining fans are so pathetic that they'll try to tune in and watch me no matter what I do."

No. 1606211

>>1606124
I get that people get a bit salty that some people get things after putting the bare minimum in but I wouldn't really say she's a beggar YMMV. Begging to me is constant posting of a link along with "Pweease buy me things" and a puppy face, Kaya posted a wishlist like once after someone asked if they could help her out and a bunch of people bought her things. Whether she deserves them or not is fair game, but I wouldn't really say she'd been begging.

No. 1606214

>>1606152
That would be genuinely hilarious actually if he ended up with a wonky swastika on his face

No. 1606228

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>>1606211
agree with you. This just popped up to kind of prove your point. You don't need to subscribe or pay to join in.

No. 1606249

>>1606100
Like kids snitching to divorced parents about each other

No. 1606255

>>1606211
Nayrt but there was a time when she'd tweet unsubtle hints like "look at this cute thing, I need it but I can't!" even though there's no need to let us know then, or "can someone google for nice (item), I've been thinking about them" even though Google is free. I don't follow her but hopefully she's stopped that

No. 1606305

>>1606255
Her worst tweeting phase of retail therapy linking and the wind is distracting me from filming turned out to be when she was living in the freezing studio with no income, she had to rely on jake's money until december when the breakup videos came out and shit hit the fan+she got a ton of patreons and renewed interest. So I give her a pass for that

No. 1606325

>>1606211
she has done it a few times and in very obvious ways, you must be new here.

>>1606228
I love how you use that as a proof but them again she still has to mention the tipping, you kaya stan are retarded, she obviously want the money, there's not actual need to metion it but she dit it anyway kek

>>1606255
no, no, no! how dare to say that to our sweet KaYa? the enemy is JaKe!!

No. 1606328

>>1606325
Anon I have a genuine question for you. What would Kaya have to do, in your eyes, for her to lose cow status? People do grow, especially when they've been trapped in abusive relationships and are allowed to flourish. Is she forever a lazy beggar in your eyes?

No. 1606347

>>1591715
>>1606305
That always came off as more ADHD rambling to me. Especially since she treats her posting as interacting with friends and is organize about it. And why wouldn’t she mention the superchat/tips? It’s relevant to the post.

No. 1606358

>>1606347
yeah at least to me her post seemed to be promoting her stream, not e-begging. Isn't that kind of the point of streaming when you're an internet figure anyway? Some anons are really starting to sound like Jake

No. 1606376

Don't forget that Kaya and Jake BOTH sold Sims porn. They are both the same. they money hungry. Both are disgusting.

No. 1606400

>>1606376

Please god don't start the Sims porn shit back up again please

No. 1606405

>>1606211
Regardless of whether they deserve it, people have always developed parasocial relationships with e-cows and actually WANT to buy them things. They want to give gifts, especially when a birthday or life event or some shit pops up, I guess it makes them feel connected. Some cows are way more obnoxious about it than others (grifting, adding ludicrously expensive shit to public lists, conveniently pushing their list anytime some sob story happens).

Regardless of whether she DESERVES it or works for it, I’m finding it hard to feel like Kaya is actively taken advantage of people who’ve clearly repeatedly asked to buy her gifts when she’s been in a super shitty situation.

No. 1606407

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No. 1606418

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No. 1606560

>>1606376
God not you again.

No. 1606592

>>1606124
You do realize she also makes content, just not porn, right? How is that "worse" than Jake and kat's mediocre sex work? Something about your "logic" here just isn't adding up. lmao

>>1606328
While I still think Kaya hasn't quite graduated from being a cow just yet, it's pretty easy to recognize how she's been actively making changes since the break up with Jake. It really feels like there's a few anons who desperately hate on her for things she did ages ago that in hindsight are cringe, but hardly "she's a piece of shit for life" kind of cow behavior. There's plenty of other cows for them hate on tbh, it might be time to move on to one that's actively producing milk? All her milk is old and sour outside her break-up with Jake.

No. 1606675

>>1606592
AYRT and yeah that's more or less what I was trying to ask that anon because they seem to desperately to want to keep finding reasons to despite Kaya, but the longer it goes on it just sounds like a vendetta. She absolutely did dumb shit (no doubt at the influence of Jake), but has also done her best it seems to rectify most, if not all, farmers complaints about her. It almost feels like people are rooting for her to fuck up, when this time last year there was an endless supply of "Kaya leave his ass you'll be a better person" etc.

No. 1606773

>>1606675
I feel you nonny. I'm okay with Kaya being a cow if she does some milky shit, but the big time reaching and salt are exhausting. There's really no way anyone can legitimately think she and jake/kat are on the same level.

No. 1606843

No way in hell he played Bloodborne with how much he sucked ass in elden ring kekekekekek what a poser

No. 1606866

File: 1659610287648.jpg (59.97 KB, 596x229, ew.jpg)

Looks like we have confirmation he's been hanging out with Skat and her spawn. Gotta wonder how the dad feels about that.

No. 1606878

>>1606592
Agreed the only things Kaya gets posted here for lately is stuff to see how Fake will react like when she went swimming in the ocean and he suddenly was at the ocean to an hour later. Her milk is drying up (for now) and frankly good for her. I always enjoy people turning their life around and becoming a better person.

No. 1606922

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Sagging for no milk but jeez, this looks pathetic.

No. 1606966

>>1606922
This is shit a 14 year old does. lol

No. 1606982

>>1606922
Pathetic.

No. 1607016

>>1606922
>>1606922
wait, wasn't she asexual and aromantic few years ago?

No. 1607103

>>1606922
This is so cringy to watch. Who does that? Even if you were madly in love. I guess he wasn’t so there is not point in this. Looks like she has no real friends to talk to

No. 1607155

>>1606866
I bet she’s living with him.

And he’s very wrong. Paddington is boring as shit. Bluey is where it’s at.

No. 1607170

Adora's got her claws on a new boy? Out of the blue insta post yesterday from some festival.
Who's got milk? Who that boy?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1607176

>>1607170
Screenshot or it didn’t happen newfag, read the rules

No. 1607225

I think Psychara deleted her insta. Only has her art account there.

No. 1607237

>>1607225

It's absolutely still up.

No. 1607299

File: 1659644836597.png (899.89 KB, 496x882, Screenshot 2022-08-04 at 22-25…)

It's date night again for Jake and Kat, which means going to one of Kaya's favourite places as usual.

No. 1607385

>>1607170
not milk and not about the boy but Adora is going to Mera Luna with her 18 yo girl. I wonder what type of mom is her around her kids and friends at the same time. The girl looks slutty as Adora so not expecting big things kek

No. 1607403

File: 1659649974036.jpg (722.8 KB, 1080x1873, Screenshot_20220804-145206_Ins…)

Laughing at how uninspired and repetitive their "date nights" are.

No. 1607453

>>1607403
Next come the Long Island iced teas. Tragically predictable and sad

No. 1607510

File: 1659657235377.png (440.89 KB, 497x882, Screenshot 2022-08-05 at 01-52…)

They are both drunk again and Jake is making drunk insta stories which he probably will delete in the morning.

No. 1607576

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>>1607510
Kat is in the background rolling around on the floor laughing Hysterically at nothing? These two are fucking losers holy shit

No. 1607581

Adora complaining about having to wear a mask on public transport is unsurprising.

And she probably took her daughter to Mera Luna bc she has no friends left, again unsurprising.

Sad tho that her daughter is skinwalking her, it seems like Adora is so full of herself she can only hang out with people who copy her style - like her sister ages ago, or that Victoria chick.

No. 1607641

>>1607016
She always said asexual and she didn't know if she was aromantic. But this is so pathetic, I follow her on instagram and she's with friends pretty often. Why not cry to them about it? I feel sorry for her but this is just embarrasing.

No. 1607791

File: 1659682287503.png (664.1 KB, 926x834, trashed.png)

>>1607510
>>1607576
I couldn't help but notice all the trash littering every surface and behind Jake's shoulder in every story. lmao

No. 1607793

File: 1659682386232.png (887.54 KB, 523x932, crusty.png)

>>1607791
bonus: his super sad looking hamburgers that he's obnoxiously proud of. Peep all those booze bottles and cans on that countertop in the background.

No. 1607824

>>1607793
That bread looks dryer than my fanny every time someone mentions fake's Onlyfans

No. 1607835

>>1607793
It’s impossible for him to do something simple like make food for someone without sharing it on social like he did something great. He has nothing else to offer.

No. 1607841

>>1607299
At this point I think they've both pickled their brains so much they are physically incapable of producing a single original thought between them. Also Jake's house in the background is -always- a shit tip, once again proving that it was just as much him as Kaya generating mess and not tidying it away, Kaya has ADHD, what's Jake's excuse?

No. 1607855

>>1607793
Just looking at this picture gave me dry mouth, it really is a running theme for Jake to celebrate doing a completely basic task in the most mediocre way. Man cooks easy meal, assembles a sandwich and expects the world to fall to their knees and suck his chef dick.The bun looks like it's one small knock away from shattering into dust

No. 1607858

>>1607793
Those are the saddest home made burgers I've ever seen. How can someone who thinks so high of themselves post about sooo basic things over and over again? Look, I go on a walk!!!! Look, I made fire!!! Look, I made dry ass burgers!!!! And nothing is even slightly extraordinary, he's just proud that he does … things.

No. 1607863

samefagging because I forgot to mention how fast he deleted his story this time … There is an app that prevents you from drunk posting, he should get it.

No. 1607882

>>1607403
he still cant spring for an eternal roses bouquet or one of those cute teddy bear bouquets…. something different, longer lasting, and would make her feel special. but I guess since he is bleeding subscribers and money, cheap gas station roses are all she could hope for. what a nice low budget bitch.

No. 1607888

>>1607791

Kaya is keeping her new place really nice. Fake can’t be bothered going round with a bin bag to clean up his empties. But of course it was Kaya who made all the mess. Even now. She’s doing it telepathically.

No. 1607897

>>1607863
The stories are still up though, they’re probably still sleeping or hungover considering how late he posted that burger story.

Can’t wait for the guaranteed “I’m not an alcoholic just because I have the ‘occasional’ drink with my baby girl” excuses kek

No. 1607912

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He's posted a new story about how some woman at the bar said they should have kids because "they'd be so beautiful!"
Good god, what kind of filters is he using to make himself look so plastic and weird? We all know you have wrinkles and eye bags and bad skin, Fake. You're not fooling anyone.

No. 1607929

>>1607912
The way he eyefucks the camera in selfies like this is so nauseating

No. 1607930

>>1607912
She be pregnant in few months he talked about having kids few times now

No. 1607944

File: 1659705452800.jpeg (346.35 KB, 1283x2276, 04200FC6-DB3F-407B-B6BA-4FA579…)

You’re not hungover cause you’re still drunk

No. 1608011

This midlife crisis looks ugly as fuck on you, Jake. Step the fuck back and think for a while. Impulsively buying dumb shit is one thing, impulsively making a kid with someone you haven't been with for very long (besides the entire mess that is your relationship in general) who already has a little kid that she struggles to take care of is another thing. Wake the fuck up. Take a break from the booze for a while and really think.

No. 1608017

>>1607858
to be fair I wouldn't be able to cook something better after a night out drinking but I also don't post shit like that.

His stories from yesterday night are so cringe, the way he's showing off his new girlfriend like a 16 year old

>>1608011
He mentioned that someone told them they should make a baby because it would be so beautiful. I doubt that happened. I really hope he doesn't impregnate her, no kid deserved such a mess as a father

No. 1608026

>>1607930
Don't jinx it

No. 1608086

File: 1659713236043.jpg (808.58 KB, 1080x2340, Screenshot_20220805-162446_Gal…)

Am I being crazy or over milking it or are these linked? Ps they follow each over
Pic 1/3
(Sorry this my first time uploading pictures )

No. 1608087

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Pic 2
Has she got the same kink as jude ? They follow eachother

No. 1608088

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Pic 3
Sorry for spam nonnies

No. 1608092

>>1608087
Context behind this for those don't go on jude forum she had to remove her cheek piercings cause they getting infected from face hitting and at the same time someone asked toxic the question

No. 1608098

>>1608088
No I think you're likely right. I thought of Jude's post as soon a I saw your first screenshot, before reading the caption. That plus the fact she won't say why, and I think she's referred to Jake as "painfully vanilla" recently

No. 1608121

>>1608088
>>1608087
>>1608086

I see where you're coming from, and it probably was Jude's post she saw but I don't necessarily read it as a kink thing. Nobody is going to have time to read all that shit if she'd specified "I saw someone say she took her's out because she liked getting hit in the face in bed and it put me off because I'm thinking of getting back into kickboxing where I too might get hit in the face". I could be wrong though.

Cheek piercings are nasty anyway so she's making a good decision to not bother. They look cute for a little while, but even if you don't get hit in the face they get infected super easily, and if you decide you don't like them any more they leave the worst scars on most people.

No. 1608181

>>1608121
Don't some people get them for the scars? Hence 'dimple piercings', they make you look like you've got dimples. People are weird

No. 1608253

>>1607581
Sage your shit
also very true… She's skinwalking her mom….what a creepy family, Victoria Lovelace right?, I think she was smart moving from Adora.

No. 1608254

>>1607930
that would be so funny. let's hope.

No. 1608255

>>1608087
I hate this stupid bitch so much.

No. 1608271

>>1607385
Note to self: Don’t take babies to goth festivals, but also don’t take your 18 year old kid.

No. 1608295

>>1608271
In fact don't do anything, don't leave the house not even for food, be un talked, unbothered, unburgerede
become ony anorexic vagina
then lolcow wtll love you

No. 1608303

>>1608255
Why? lol I don't know much about her

No. 1608318

>>1607641
She was asexual until this relationship, but she realised she is demisexual. Probably she didn't had serious relationships before. Which is kinda weird bc she is 30 years old and this one lasted like idk 1-1,5 year?

No. 1608328

>>1607510
Honestly, speaking from experience, if you’re that compelled to post dumb unfunny “being drunk” stories just to know that other people have seen it, you are NOT really having fun in the moment or enjoying the people you’re with.

No. 1608330

I know we’ve discussed this to death already but I don’t understand how someone who shills off of being ultra goff doesn’t at least try to participate in goth activities. Fake’s band mate is at Mera Luna and as much as Fake pretends to be rolling in money you’d think he’d at least try to make the trip. It’s would be amazing vlog material. But naw let’s just keep doing goth reacts and lame ass streams no one gives a shit about right? At this point he’s as lazy as about content creation as Kaya. Damn even Kaya’s vids have been more interesting lately

No. 1608347

>>1608330
Ex band mate, btw. Conor officially left the band.

No. 1608349

>>1607791
lol I though it was kaya who was untidy and left his house a "shit-tip". slovenly asshole.

No. 1608367

>>1608349
Lol right? Every time you see inside Kaya's home its quite tidy. Every Jake viewing there is a pile of shit and empty bottles everywhere.

No. 1608370

>>1591715
>>1608347
Good for him hope he moves on to something better he's kind of cute the drummer to he was funny wish he made videos i would watch him they all need to leave snake behind

No. 1608371

IBF is live if anyone is interested

No. 1608372

>>1607912
The same man who hated taking care of his own cat, now wants kids. It's going to be a disaster.

No. 1608415

>>1608370
His girlfriend would still tweet back and forth with Kaya after the breakup so it's safe to assume her and Connor are taking Kaya's side on things.

No. 1608456

>>1608347
Thanks nonnie, I didn’t know. Any clue as to why? Did I miss something?

No. 1608494

>>1607930
>She be pregnant in few months he talked about having kids few times now

I genuinely think so too, they both have something to prove about their new relationship, (aka we didn't ruin our lives for this) and what better way to prove it's a totally legit relationship than turning it into a family immediately.

No. 1608497

>>1608088
I think she's a bdsm in her head kinda girl, like she likes the idea of it but I'm sure would not like the reality of a moid bashing her up under the guise of "kink" since she's very sensitive as a person. But yeah I am reading into it the same way you are, it seems that's what she's referring to

No. 1608523

>>1608497
Ngl, I wouldn't be surprised if she just feels pent up and desiring something "passionate" after dating Jake's stubby "ankle grabbing" ass. Hard to have a passionate lay when he's too busy staring himself down in the mirror like Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. lmao

No. 1608542

>>1608494
On the one hand, it would be hilarious. Jake knocks up his clout-chasing floozy to “show the haters”, and then what? Provided the relationship can even survive the gestation, he then has to support a child and Jake has dismal prospects. He’d have to get an actual job, and isn’t that his personal definition of hell? I mean, I’d LOVE to watch reality gradually setting in on Jake.

On the other hand, I pray it doesn’t happen for the potential child’s sake. No innocent deserves those two as parents.

No. 1608567

>>1608542
Yeah nothing good would come of them having a child. I can't tell if he's hoping to baby trap her into a long term relationship or what. There's no way he's going to be able to afford his current lifestyle and raising a child off the minimum wage earnings he's getting off YT/Patreon/OF currently. Maybe he's hoping to become a stay at home, influencer dad, while Kat steps up and starts tattooing full time again? Really can't wrap my head around why either of them would think this is anywhere near a good idea. They are also both chronically drunk?

No. 1608666

Two words:

Family. Channel.

He reckons ‘Wholesome’ goth dad would be a real money spinner.

No. 1608697

>>1608666
Fuck, this will be it, expect in a year's time that he'll have done a full shameless pivot to family content and baby freak vlogs. The worst possible people having a child for the worst possible reason at the worst possible time would be very on-brand, I feel absolutely awful for any kid in Jake's periphery, his open disdain, negativity and next level selfishness does not a good dad make, he will irreversibly fuck up a child, given everything that he shows us online in terms of his attitude and behaviour, his selfish unashamed narcissism he will be an absolutely disaster of a dad and that's based just on what he chooses to show us, I imagine he's much, much worse behind closed doors.

No. 1608700

>>1608697
Probably hasn't tried to use Kat's already existing child as she's still actively in the process of getting a divorce and seems to only have shared custody at the moment. Hope the ex husband brings their ugly Onlyfans pics to court. lmao

No. 1608706

>>1608700
I'd also bet money on the fact that Jake will have some kind of hang up around facilitating a child that isn't his own biologically

No. 1608771

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>>1608706
And I’m betting that with Jake’s raging narcissistic resentment, once the proverbial bloom is off the rose he’ll start calling Kat a “cheating whore” every time he gets annoyed with her. Because in his easy bake oven brain, only SHE committed adultery - he wasn’t married so the term doesn’t apply to him. Not to mention, the whole sorry mess was her fault anyway because the money grubbing harlot tempted him.

No. 1608791

>>1608666
BABY REACTS TO WEIRD TIKTOK MEMES
TRY NOT TO LAUGH - BABY EDITION (IT CAN LAUGH)
BABY PICKS MY GOTH OUTFIT
BABY DOES MY GOTH MAKEUP
PUTTING MY BABY IN GOTH MAKEUP - KARENS REACT

Give me a lobotomy now.

No. 1608826

>>1608791
Y'all think IBF is annoying for putting her kid in black, just wait until there's a mini fake in mini cringe terrible face paint (poor kid)

No. 1609114

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>>1608330
Kaya went to another festival with her mum. Meanwhile all we get from Jake is drunk instas and react vids. I half expected him to show up there but then remembered he's probably hungover from yesterday still.

No. 1609165

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>>1608666 >>1608791 >>1608826
PLZ stop. No. No. NO. Like the internet already has preggo trasha paytas and prob eventually shame dawson going into parenthood. No more train wrecks. For the love of god.

No. 1609176

>>1608567
Considering her old partner couldn't even "baby trap" her into a relationship.. she left him for Jake lmao. She'd cheat on him in a heartbeat just as easily only with another kid in tow. Two baby daddies to claim child support from!

No. 1609439

>>1609114
it's so funny, I thought Kaya was the toxic negative Nancy holding him back from living his best life. but all he does is get drunk and hang out with Kat, meanwhile Kaya goes out and does fun things with her many friends and her parents. who was oppressed by who in the relationship? I can't believe he ever said that she was the asshole in the relationship, like he was some battered wife. he's an alcoholic little bitch.

No. 1609441

>>1609176
lol yup! and fat chance at her "stepping up" to tattoo full time if some new dude comes along and charms her. she would be working even less to be with a sparkling newer dick while saying, "I'm still a tattoo artist, but I'm taking time off to raise my two children. I'm a mom first!" like she's mother of the year, failing to mention the kids are not with her full time. Jake isnt going to trap anyone but himself if he impregnates her.

No. 1609466

>>1609439

Literally though every criticism he has for Kaya or every flaw he's blamed Kaya for having he has himself, it's some major fucking projection like making his house a shit tip ( when we can see now she keeps her own home tidier than he does, we can see the background in your videos, Jake) Kaya makes an effort to create content and is aware of her main demographic, Jake isn't business minded in the least, he makes promises and doesn't deliver on them consistently and drops ideas like a hat when they don't glean enough clout like his motovlog channel (even after talking a big game about how he doesn't care if it gets less views)

He went from " I'm not doing reaction videos" to doing reaction videos, then " I'm not doing reaction videos" to literally asking his audience for reaction video ideas AGAIN

He said he was taking time to concentrate on his music when two main characters from his band quit with Lyubomir in 2021 for " artistic differences" and now Conor as well and we haven't seen or heard a peep of his so called new material or (thankfully) his rap

He also talked a big game about his tour, literally had someone out there filming it and editting the footage for him and where's that now? That was -last year-

Him being an absolute piece of shit scumbag excuse for a human being aside he's also an incredibly disappointing creator with a spine made of feta cheese, crumbling. Didn't he also fail to sell his jumbo plush for a 4th time? How'd that go for him?

No. 1609538

So Adora is a loser for going to a festival with her daughter and must have no friends but Kaya going with her mom gets praise? I don’t like Adora but as others have pointed out the hypocrisy lately is odd. People even defended taking an infant to a festival and having it by the stage

No. 1609574

>>1609538
Literally what part of “Kaya is at a music festival with her mum” sounds like praise/anything but neutral? IBF was getting shit for taking a baby to a festival specifically. Plus we see Kaya do stuff with alt friends all the time so it’s not that she has noone to go with, I guess she’s just spending time with her mum.

No. 1609579

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No. 1609660

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While people infight about Kaya taking her mom to a festival, she's with her dad right now, sounds like she's having a good time. Major, major tinfoil, but I always got the feeling Fake alienated Kaya from her family due to resentment from his own shit, so I'm glad to see her active and posting about both of them these days.

No. 1609681

That same anon using “salty” in the last two threads is just way too cringey. Just give it a rest, dude. Find a better word or at least recognize that anons that criticize a cow aren’t necessarily salty.

If all the whining about Kaya not being a cow lately worked in the last thread then she probably wouldn’t have been included in this one, but she was. So why do some anons get so bothered at any posts that are even slightly negative towards Kaya? I don’t think anyone is salty over your Amazonian goddess, nonnie.

No. 1609687

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Emily really doesn't know how hair dye works, if you've bleached your hair as much as she has it will always wash out faster. I bet she also doesn't wash it woth cold water to maintain it longer. She always bitches about dye being bad but doesn't actually know what she's talking about

No. 1609721

>>1609660
It's the narcissist way. I'm glad Kaya is reconnecting with everyone and Jake does not even got all his band mates lmao

No. 1609726

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>>1609681
What's cringe is you thinking it's just 1 person who is calling a few of you out. I was the very first anon that used "salty". The others are other people. If Kaya is such a cow still, post something that makes her look like a cow instead of pathetic attempts like her nose is big or whining about shit she has not done since last year or longer.

No. 1609752

Another day another argument about kaya.

No. 1609753

>>1609538
Do you not understand context or are you just dense?
Is Kaya's ma trying to relive her lost youth through her kid she named after a keyboard whilst constantly trying to be an edgelord for clicks? Because unless I missed something she's not but that's exactly what Adora does.

No. 1609779

>>1609726
She’s listed as a cow in this thread, if you have an issue with it then make the next thread and don’t include her? She hasn’t shown cow behavior in just a few months…doesn’t mean she’s not a cow. Just wait until the weather is consistently bad for a week or 2 and she all of a sudden can’t cope with life, kek.

No. 1609818

>>1609660
That’s rule number from the abuser hand book - isolate your victim. Keep them away from their support system, the people who love them. This allows the abuser to become the focus of their world, they’re more dependent on the abuser, there are no outside voices contradicting the bullshit the abuser feeds the victim etc Not surprising at all. Very alarming though. Very happy she got out and she’s safe. Hope his creepy ass stops following her around.

No. 1609888

>>1609660
I agree… if he couldn't have family, then neither could she. and the thing about how he was resentful that her family would have given her money for driving lessons but not him, so they both put it off until they could each afford it late in their 20s. yikes. it really is great that she is free of that absolute rotten manchild.

No. 1609896

>>1609888
>if he couldn't have family, then neither could she
That's probably why he's having midlife crisis baby fever now too. She's reconnecting with her family and he's left with nothing, so he's been forcing his way into the life of someone who already started a family.

No. 1609904

>>1609818
>>1609888
Now, now nonas - cool it with the “happy for Kaya” business or you’ll call down the wrath of salty-pants anon (again), kek.

No. 1609922

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Don't forget, all her time not tattooing is spent with her kid… and partying! Also she really needs to learn how to contour that huge nose.

No. 1609946

>>1609538
It's funny because it's always some obnoxious namefag too. Whoever this is isn't even an actual farmer, just some vendettachan constantly seeking out the thread to whinge on about kaya simply existing.

>>1609922
Her nose isn't really huge, but it's definitely bulbous and weirdly wide between her eyes compared to the tip. Kat isn't hideous but she's definitely much better looking from a distance. It's like none of her facial features really sync up when you see her up close?

As for the partying, she definitely does seem to spend more time drunk than with her kid or tattooing these days. She's constantly taking vacations and breaks too? She literally just came off a break like a month or so ago.

No. 1609956

>>1609922
I feel so attacked. My nose is bigger. She should have fixed it i guess instead on wasting on tattoos.

No. 1609959

Big or small nose, it's honestly all about facial structure. This chick's eyes are so far apart it's insane with her big/wider nose.
Remember nonnie, her personality is shit and it flows into her looks.
Personally big/even distinct noses can be very cute, or even just suit someone. All about the facial structure, and sure personality helps, which the gremlin clearly lacks.

No. 1609963

>>1609956
>>1609959
There's nothing wrong with her nose, or her face/looks in general. Nobody in their right mind would get surgery on a perfectly normal face like that. Anons need to understand that bad people aren't automatically ugly, you aren't obligated to shit on someone's appearance just because you think they deserve it for being unlikeable.

No. 1610018

>>1609963
I agree the nitpicking and leaping straight into "she needs surgery" is way too much, but ragging on a cow's appearance is pretty commonplace here nonny. Kat's got far apart eyes and a bulby nose, Jake looks like an ugly toad, Kaya has a weak chin. oh well. Wish >>1609959 would learn how to sage tho. lol

No. 1610026

>>1609963
She looks like the sloth from ice age? Wtf you mean there’s nothing wrong with her face

No. 1610045

>>1610026
She's just a bitch eating crackers nona

No. 1610075

>>1609922
agreed, farmers have said kaya has a big nose, but Kat's nose is DAMN big. probably from telling all those lies about how she's busy taking care of her kid.

No. 1610126

>>1609956
I don't have the tiniest button nose either, but I'm not trying to make a living off my looks like a wannabe glamma "model" almost half past 30. it's not just her looks, but how vain she is that is cringe given that she looks like a man in drag at her very best. and if youre a side chick who is aware youre a side chick, AND cheating on your HUSBAND on top of it, you don't have any inner beauty to speak of and ugliness seeps through.

No. 1610128

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Interestingly, she's still following Marilyn Manson on instagram (picrel). I guess in that case her long history of attraction to abusive moids and nazi fanboys won out against the whole "I'm not inviting demonic energy into my life" thing kek

>>1601177
POPlitics is hosted by Alex Clark, some retarded wannabe republican Elle Woods. A born-again Christian testimony is looking extremely likely, at least if she feels like there's enough of a market for alt Christian fashion and shitty darkwave worship songs. Probably not because tattooed women are haram.

>>1594600
Her husband's entire career was based on being an unapologetic Luciferian and insufferable edgelord. So this is either a grift, or he's really so obsessed with her that he'll go along with anything she says.

>>1596393
I was wondering if she'd remain vegan much longer, but holy shit that was fast. She was always the preachiest fucking vegan alive when her makeup line was at its peak

No. 1610130

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>>1610026
L M A O the snaggle tooth and everything! I can't unsee it

No. 1610172

>>1610130

Could someone edit on some blue hair on it?

Newfag cannot sage sorry

No. 1610184

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>>1610172
yes you can, retard.

No. 1610197

>>1609956
It's not the nose perse, it's just the way she does her make up that makes her look fucking weird like a troon. The fact she "models" and is a cheater is reason to be a lot more nitpicky then one normally is. Don't worry about your nose nonny I'm sure it's lovely.

No. 1610202

>>1609963
Thank you. I'm getting so annoyed by the appearance thing here. Where is the point in criticizing things that people can't change and didn't even cause and has literally no impact on how they behave and treat people?! Just as there weren't enough flaws in how people act? "bEcAusE wE ArE On A gOsSiP PaGe, ANon… "

No. 1610211

>>1610202
The point is to hurt their feelings, newfag.

Her face is weird looking and gaunt and her body is skeletal and unerrotic.

No. 1610221

Imho Kat is an average looking woman who knows how to do her hair nice and that's literally it. Some people will see her for what she is, others like Jake will squint their eyes like one of those optical illusion pictures and see an alt version of Marilyn Monroe, beauty is subjective and we could spend entire threads debating it but her inner ugliness is plain enough to see by her actions, behaviour and the company she chooses to keep and that's just from what we can see from her and Jake's online presence

No. 1610231

I think the most minor problem with Kat is her nose and matured face. Genetic not works as our will.‍♀️
(The foxy eye make up dont help for her look btw.)

She can do anything, in the mind of the public she always will be the cheater and an e-whore.
The lack of personality -which shows in Fakes videos- also not helps to bend the opinion of the public.(lolcow.farm/info)

No. 1610237

>>1610231
Eh what is wrong wit her nose? Why do people keep saying she has a bad nose there is nothing wrong with it?

No. 1610238

>>1610231
sage your shit

No. 1610248

>>1610237
When you hate someone for their personality, you subconsciously see them as physically uglier. She looks normal to me cause I don't know shit about her. It's just easier to find flaws in someone's appearance if they suck as a person

No. 1610257

>>1610211
No newfag but not as ugly as you from inside

No. 1610262

When did the sensitive newfags get here? We hate Skat Staine, appearance and personality.

>>1610257
Love when people start trying to act morally righteous on lolcow.

No. 1610270

>>1610262
You love that? You're welcome, honey!

No. 1610398

I miss the days when we could shit on cows in peace without uppity twitterfags trying to shame us into being nice. Ok we get it, we’re morally corrupt awful human beings who live off being salty. Run along now

No. 1610448

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No. 1610450

>>1610448
Because lolcow is where we come to be mature you absolute fucking donut

No. 1610454

Please for the love of God can we stop arguing about wether someone does or does not have an adequately sized hate boner for one of the cows being discussed in the thread? It's not milk it's just exhausting. accept that people can have different opinions about different people that might not always be positive and move on

No. 1610716

Fake’s streaming. So far the only real thing of note is him and Skat got drunk again and slept in his car and that he’ll either be getting his awful nazi knock off face tattoo either tomorrow or Wednesday. At least we’ll have something to laugh at soon

No. 1610743

>>1610716
I really hope he wasn't drinking and driving. It's one thing to ruin your own life but to risk others for a damn drink is just fucking disgusting.

No. 1610770

>>1610743
I've said it before and I'll say it again, it's just a matter of time that either Kat or Jake get a DUI. They go out drunk, they are driving 100%. All they are missing is a trailer to complete the picture.

No. 1610775

>>1610450
You are not mature on specific websites it's a state of being you absolute moonfruit.

No. 1610789

>>1610716
>got drunk again and slept in his car
Their lives sound fucking miserable.

No. 1610828

>>1610770
I am more worried they are going to hit someone and that someone or someone's kid dies because they are so stupid and selfish. I am not sure of the laws in NI but here in the US if you kill someone while driving under the influence you get major jail time.

No. 1610831

>>1610828
I looked it up. It seems if you drive drunk you could get already 6 months prison and if you kill someone by accident while drunk driving 14 years. Jake getting his face tattoo just in time for prison?

No. 1610851

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>>1610454
Honestly. Between the weird namefag vendettachan posting and the pretending to be morally superior while participating in a gossip forum, this thread is full of some of the absolute worst newfaggotry. Sometimes I wish it wasn't so easy for people to find lolcow via google. kek

Jake is undeniably an ugly haggard fuck. Kat is a sunken in, middle aged, drag esqe "mommy". It is what it is.

No. 1610890

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Why does he look like the thing from the mortuary assistant

No. 1610899

>>1610851
You can read a bit of the interview on there site. Its pre breakup wich is weird. Why did it take so long too come out.Also he looks so old in the pic.fake being put in a alt mag is hilarious since he has transformed into a chav.

No. 1610932

>>1610851
Jake is just gagging to latch onto Brian Warner aka Marilyn Manson; who was our parents’ age BEFORE he was canceled. why?

No. 1611042

>>1610716
Was there any context for the sleeping in the car or did he genuinely insinuate they drove home drunk and fell asleep in the car? That's incredibly dangerous to not just do ( putting others at explicit risk, putting themselves at explicit risk, Kat has a fucking child FFS) but it's also really really irresponsible to imply so on a stream to a young adult demographic, old enough to drive irresponsibly because their fave goth youtuber does it.

No. 1611062

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Oh god… it is actually happening. I don't know whether I should cry or laugh my ass off.

I don't know if you realize it Fake, but nothing is gonna save your bloated alcoholic face. Not even a crappy face tattoo. Now that the last bits of his jawline dissapeared because of the alcohol weight gain, he looks even more like an absolute disgrace of humanity.

No. 1611066

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>>1611042
>>1611062
I couldn't tell much from the ig story, but it looks like it's some kind of a "city" design? Something like medieval towers and houses going around his ear and down his side-burn area…? Not what I would choose for a face/heaed tattoo, but alright…

No. 1611067

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No. 1611068

Does anyone else think that with the new tattoo he's gonna switch to more of a casual punk phase with the shaved sides of his head? Or do you think he's gonna continues his cursed saga of edgy normiehood?

No. 1611070

>>1611067
He does kind of look like a sleep deprived grumpy cat lol

No. 1611071

File: 1660044577449.jpg (134.43 KB, 684x853, facetat.jpg)

Couldn't wait for the result so here's this nonnies

No. 1611079

>>1611042
I didn't see it but it probably means they were too wasted to drive and slept in the car instead of calling a cab; or getting a room, and picking up the car the next day. Like broke trailer trash.

No. 1611080

>>1611066
Also hilarious he has a tatooing girlfriend he loves so much and he goes to someone else to get his face tattoo. Does he think she is not good? Does he not trust her? Is the breaking down of the little self esteem she has begun like he did with Kaya? So many questions.

No. 1611083

>>1611068
Washed up ex-punk alcoholic dad phase (without ever having been punk in the first place) incoming

No. 1611085

>>1611080
I wouldn't go as deep on that, I think that Kat just concentrates on a different style of tattoos then he wants tbh

No. 1611087

>>1611083
Heck yeah, it'll definitely look like that but he'll market it like being "young n punk n wild, wooo let's have fun". I wouldn't even be surprised, since the bloody obvious mid-life crisis he's going through right now

No. 1611090

>>1611083
I'm kind of hoping he's going full walking joke and only shaves the side with the tattoo and gets this weird half and half hair.

No. 1611104

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Omg you can see the moment the face smoothing filter stops working.
Before:

No. 1611105

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After

No. 1611109

The absolute extent he's going through in these selfies to not show us his side profile lol, show the tattoo, Jake, not your fucking gormless face every time

No. 1611111

>>1611109
omg you're right. Does he have a weird head shape or why does he do that?

No. 1611127

>>1611105
>looking this rough in low light

Maybe put the booze and cigs down for a few minutes pal

No. 1611132

>1611111
I assume it's because his jawline is weak and even if he's been hitting the gym all the binge drinking has probably gone straight to his face.

People kind of forget how much bloating and weight gain you can get from a drinking habit. (unless he's drinking straight spirits and diet mixers) things like beer are carby and the body tends to process carbs as sugar, there will also be an insane amount of sugar in the two for one cocktails they seem to like getting.

Using the two for one cocktails as an example there's about 440 calories give or take in 2 long Island ice teas, and they usually get two each per round- the average amount of calories for lunch and dinner is about 500-700 so that's almost a meal for every round of cocktails they get on top of any food they're also eating.

No. 1611136

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>>1611105
looking like these cheap earrings lmao

No. 1611168

>>1611042
He said they went camping with Skat’s friends and they ended getting UlTrA wAsTeD so they ended up passing out in his car instead of the tent. He also mentioned starting a business in NI that’s doomed to fail because there are no creative types in NI besides himself of course. I’m assuming it’s music production since he also mentioned he’s not bothered if it fails because he already owns the equipment and he hasn’t put any money into it. I couldn’t watch the stream beyond that but I’m hoping someone else popped in. His streams seem to be where he spills some milk here and there

No. 1611179

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It's finished. That's not really a face tattoo though, its a head tattoo.

No. 1611181

>>1611179
Looks like a child did it. One more shitty tattoo to add to the collection I guess.

No. 1611186

Give it a few hours. We will be reminded about how "ya Boi doesn't feel pain".

No. 1611189

You can see where they rubbed it off his face and it overlaps his neck tattoo on a tentacle..

No. 1611199

>>1611179
For someone who hates chavs so much that is an extremely chavvy looking tat. Also very chonky, childish looking lines up close.

No. 1611212

File: 1660059861451.jpg (75.51 KB, 720x604, Uglytat.jpg)

>>1611189

But it's very clearly started in this picture, you can see the blood on the line work…then in the final picture this section is missing, but you can very faintly see a line or two that look actually linked in, not just left there from a wiped off stencil. Was this section too painful for Mr 'I sit well for tattoos'?

No. 1611214

>>1611083
From far away it doesn't look as bad, because it looks like some kind of industrial spike thing, which is actually quite a cool tattoo idea when I think about it… but then you look more closely and it's just - materialised dissapointment. It could've been done so much better, much more spooky with more details on the walls, roofs, etc. The thick outlines are also a big no-no for me, looks like a child's drawing. At least it blends out semi-decently at the bottom of the tattoo. If it was done better, I wouldn't mind it that much (at least compared to his other tattoos), but seeing this is just upsetting. Sage for massive rant, sorry, couldn't help myself.

No. 1611230

>>1611105
I like that tattoo ngl.
his hair looks better in the punky style then it normally does maybe he should keep that too it gives him shape to his face

No. 1611237

>>1611179

>>1611230 same fag here it cool tattoo but it just looks odd next to his neck piece just doesn’t match? I know people don’t match their tattoos but like the style so different just looks like odd combination
Still it probably one his nicer tattoos

>>1611080
I think she more has the Disney soft type of tattoos where he got the black work and smaller lines details but yeah who has a tattoo partner and doesn’t get covered in tattoos by them it would save him so much money

No. 1611247

Oh man I had a head tattoo once and the itchiness was ungodly and the hair regrowth made it so much worst

No. 1611249

>>1611104
>>1611212
Can not tell if it the filter but his tattoos faded so quickly is that normal? And his other old tattoos just turned into blobs is this from poor after care or just bad tattoos?

No. 1611260

>>1611179
I know gaming / games are a really big industry and people get really into them but like… paying up to thousands of pounds to indelibly ink every visible surface of your body (which is such a tattoo faux pas to begin with) with vidya gaem references? For real? Not to be tattoo elitist but seems v cringey to me.

No. 1611266

>>1611260
Video games tattoos are fine as long as they are executed well. It's not any worse than having a turtle tattoo because you like turtles or some random flash tattoo because it looks neat.

No. 1611269

>>1611266
Eh I do actually completely agree with you in sentiment, there isn't any concept that's inherently more cringe than anything else as a tattoo idea. Just bewildered at the amount people can love their vidya.

No. 1611281

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>>1611214
What's funny to me is that I'm pretty sure one of Kaya's tattoo artist friends would have done a much, much, much better job of that subject matter execution wise, they seem to do a good job of controlling fine lines and adding intricate detail. A Bloodborne skyline needs that detail imho, those lines on his actual tattoo are so chunky, a lot of the design reads more to me visually as medieval architecture rather than gothic Victorian.

It's also pretty tragic that it overlaps his other tattoo, it doesn't look great.

No. 1611288

>>1611281
Kaya got the talent, Kerrie and Grant in the split lol

No. 1611321

>>1611179
He doesnt even tag the artist im any of the posts

No. 1611325

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I'm a huge Bloodborne fan and I would never guess that that's Yharnam. It looks like Toon Town. Far too cartoony and "chibi"
Really bad placement too. In a few years it's going to look like black mush on the side of his head.

No. 1611333

>>1611179
So is Fake always gonna have his head shaved now, to show the tattoo? He already looked like a thumb with his stupid haircut.

No. 1611346

>>1611325
There's nothing distinct about this tattoo that would indicate that it's Yharnam. It's just a bunch of towers. I can't wait for him to have a meltdown when he gets asked for the millionth time if it's Disney.

No. 1611397

It looks like Hogwarts.

No. 1611433

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>>1611325

It looks like the Shrek castle

No. 1611444

>>1611433
Can't unsee it now forever.

No. 1611464

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Snake being “honest” and admitting weakness? Who is he? lmao

No. 1611482

>>1611464
Nice filter to cover up the outline fuck up at the bottom lol

No. 1611489

you’d think someone as egotistical as him would get it placed on the other side, when he streams you won’t even be able to see it maybe he also knows it looks bad & got it where he won’t be facing & can’t slap a filter over.

No. 1611494

>>1611464
I'm just waiting for him to do his hair so it's pointing upwards, like a baby mohawk thing in the next few videos, possibly also wear that bloody awful choker with way too many spikes on it again (he looked like an angry haggered hedgehog the last time he wore it in a video lol)

No. 1611507

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Just some confirmation of knob heads real behaviour from Kayas mum in YouTube comments. You’re welcome.

No. 1611543

>>1611507
Kek - Kaya may be keeping her mouth shut, but Mum sure doesn’t mind spilling the tea and I absolutely love her for it. Suck it, Jake!

No. 1611567

>>1611507
why did you spoiler this

No. 1611580

>>1611507
Aaaaaaaahahahahahaha yes!! Drag him Jaybird! Let us know how terminal his little man syndrome really is

No. 1611582

>>1611507
You can tell this is him 1000%. It totally lines up. She’s perfectly described his attitude in that video where he talks about punching a door in front of his manager because muh authority - “believes it’s justifiable”. How people see past his shit is beyond me.

No. 1611597

>>1611507
Love her mum bringing all the tea. Also why the fuck did you spoiler this?

No. 1611598

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Jake feeling himself because he got the shrek castle tattooed on his head lmao

No. 1611613

>>1611507
Why is this spoilered?

>>1611598

But this horror isn't

No. 1611619

>>1611464
The hair says neo nazi, the desperate selfie face/eyefucking is painful, and that tattoo is worse than we ever imagined. Downward spiral is an understatement.

No. 1611676

>>1611598
Oh man, that hairline is disappearing as fast as his career. No wonder he was brushing it over his forehead for so long.

(Whoops forgot to sage the first time.)

No. 1611818

>>1611507

I love Kayas mum. She gives precisely zero shits and I’m here for it. We all know she’s telling the truth because it marries up perfectly with his well documented temper tantrums. Dude cannot handle someone being more successful than him even if that person is his partner. He’s a pathetic, tiny man.

>>1611433

What is seen cannot be unseen.

No. 1611819

>>1611598
I've noticed whenever he's posing shirtless like that he often pinches himself in the stomach, this is like the third or fourth time I've noticed him doing that, why? It's so weird, is he body checking? Does he think it's sexy?

No. 1611822

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Oh my god I just noticed his uneven hairline at the front, that's absolutely tragic, he really shouldn't be slicking it back like that

No. 1611828

Spoliered because felt like it mate.

No. 1611839

>>1611819
It does look like he's doing it in a sort of body-checking manner, I've seen one of my friends do something like this too, we'll just be talking and he'll randomly feel up his stomach over his shirt. It's still odd though.

No. 1611855

>>1611819
He has to pinch himself in the stomach to stop his two hammy little fingers sticking up in automatic response to being within camera shot.

No. 1611857

>>1611325
>>1611433
Lmao nonny. This is spot on. The design itself isn't awful tbh, it's very similar to those super popular "snowflake" ear tattoos so many people get. The execution is trash however. Completely unrecognizable from the source material, blocky and very cartoony.

>>1611598
I kind of wonder what his future job prospects are going to look like once his measly 1-2k a month isn't enough to get by on anymore. I'm sure he's been bleeding through the first makeship plushie sale money at lightning speed. Maybe Kat can get him a receptionist job at the shop. kek

No. 1611888

>>1611857
>I kind of wonder what his future job prospects are going to look like once his measly 1-2k a month isn't enough to get by on anymore

And he wants a kid too, with these bleak prospects
Or maybe that’s exactly why he wants kids, them childcare benefits. Wouldn’t put it past him

No. 1611892

>>1611857
Ehhhhh tattoos aren't as much of a career ender as they used to be, I was in a bank recently and the woman sorting my money out had a tattoo across the back of her hand. The things that'll cause him problems in the job market are his massive ego and his anger issues.

No. 1611897

>>1611507
Interesting how Jake used to try to position himself as though he's a feminist ally when his misogyny is so glaringly obvious now, imagine having an ego so fragile you flip out because your partner is recognised, the idea that a woman could be slightly more successful sends you into a rage.

This man doesn't need a platform, he needs a psychiatrist. I hope Kaya's mum spills more tea tbh, I don't get the impression Jake treated her very well either.

No. 1611904

>>1611892
The guy has a neck/face tattoo, little to no real work experience, and will punch a hole in the wall at the drop of a hat. Do you really think he's going to land any kind of reasonable job, anon? Let alone if he did, manage to keep one? lmao

No. 1611920

>>1611904
he wouldn’t even apply for a job. he thinks he’s above it.

No. 1611934

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Kat is at work. Did she really pull her underwear above her skirt or is this some weird ass belt? What is going on? I am also starting to be in awe of how she manages to look like a troon in most of her pictures without even trying.

No. 1611938

>>1611934
This bitch is so painfully basic; just perfect for Jake’s boring ass. I always thought Kaya was out of his league and wondered why she stayed with him, but mental illness can be paralyzing I guess.

No. 1611940

>>1611934
Theyre bike shorts, but they make her look like a fridge

No. 1611988

>>1611934
I thought this was a repost but no, she's just so basic that she has one pose, no aesthetic creativity, and looks the same in every single picture.
>>1565509
>>1583603

No. 1612005

>>1611934
>>1611940
Why does she wear them under the skirt considering the heat? I thought only fat women do that because of chub rub. Maybe so that nobody can peek under the skirt but it looks weird with the killstar lettering above the waistband

>>1611938
Kaya was out of his league but he teared her self-esteem down

No. 1612137

>>1611433
My first thought when I saw the finished tat was that it looked like Far Far Away, holy shit.
It's so chunky and dumpy, and SUPER dark, it's going to blur out into a black splat like someone else mentioned. How on earth was this a "Bloodborne" tattoo??

No. 1612160

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Nice hairpins Jake lol

No. 1612163

>>1612160
Another classic Jake Munro selfie, eyefucking the camera with two pointless fingers held up for no goddamn reason I hate it so much just put your hand down!!! Take a normal selfie for once in your life Jake it's maddening

No. 1612164

>>1612160
That tattoo and haircut just makes his bulbus head look comically huge.

No. 1612168

>>1612160
I swear for such an unremarkable man (in literally every way, because we’ve all seen the OF pics) he sure is chuffed on himself.

Maybe someone should introduce him to Vicky Shingles?

No. 1612276

Did he…shoop his hairline?

No. 1612282

>>1612276

Could be angles but I think he did. That patch at the front is looking decidedly less sparse..

No. 1612283

>>1612163
Crying. In this one he couldn’t decide between the “sexy” tummy fold hold and the chavvy two fingers.

No. 1612284

>>1612005
Coverage/it’s a look for some alt girls now, kind of like a skort I guess? Actually looks super cute in some cases imho - this is not one of those cases. Fridge is right, and repping the Killstar logo is cringe af.

No. 1612344

Saged for major derailing but anyone else remember when Killstar was just cross and pentagram tshirts?! Now they make the widest range of some of the ugliest shit I’ve ever seen kek.

No. 1612527

>>1612344
Yeah they even made ugly plushies at one point like baphomet, I think IBF unboxed one once

No. 1612578

>>1609681
they just get one good thing from kaya and then worship her to death kek

No. 1612582

>>1609538
it's insane

Adora is with her daughter? what a fucking slut!
Kaya is with her mum?? aww she's LIVING LIFEE
kekekekekekekek

No. 1612605

>>1612582
Ah yes, a 50yo woman whose recent halloween costume was "rape victim" and is, in general, a massive cow living vicariously through her young teenage daughter. Her going to a festival isn't "milk" but she's entirely unlikable and I worry for her kid.

Remind me again what unforgivable milky thing Kaya, or her mum, has done recently? I'm proud of you finally learning how to sage though. gj

No. 1612626

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>>1612582
Yeah I'm sure Kaya and her mum were wearing similar. kek

No. 1612630

>>1612626

Mother and daughter Only Fans arc when?

No. 1612640

>>1612626
Did her daughter get the same heart tattoos on her arm as her? It's at least painted in this pic. These are definitely matching outfits, look at the belts, and also I'm sure there's a perverted angle to that, adora had 2 other "clones" before cynthia, who was completely turned as soon as she was 18. If you think I'm reaching, she made a whole instagram post about how in the date of the festival, Synthia would be 18. So I guess >>1612630 it's not far off…

I feel bad for the kid, because now she feels super cool to be treated like her mom's new sexy girl bestfriend who she drinks and chases guys at festivals with, but in a few years she'll feel gross. Expect a lot of "innocent peck" pics soon… Turning your daughter into your new thirst trap is a new kind of low for her

No. 1612693

I’m guessing jakes 3rd attempt of selling the plushie flopped

No. 1612702

>>1612626
This is fucked up. She has been groomed by her mother to be her mother. I could not imagine doing this to my child

>>1612640
Yes, this is a real identical tattoo that adora got her daughter to have.

No. 1612706

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>>1612626
>>1612702
Don’t know if it’s milk but I’m starting to think there is milk, she’s definitely been groomed. Goto her Insta and it even sounds like her moms, even with her half naked pics. Then goto back to her moms Insta and adora has been encouraging her since 16 with “dick parties” and getting the same tattoos. This is gross. She’s 19 and is pretty much her mom.

No. 1612714

>>1612706
Why does this make me so sad? Poor girl.

No. 1612716

>>1612714
Because it is sad, nonnie

No. 1612758

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Victoria Lovelace only distancing herself from Adora Butt Slut when she has a new cosmetics launch I guess kek.

No. 1612782

>>1612626
This is disturbing milk but milk none the less. Why is this only posted to silence some salty nonnies. That poor girl. This is so disturbing.

No. 1612811

>>1612706
Thaaats pretty messed up but thinking about it over the years, it was always there in plain sight, and many anons over the years mentioned it. Didn’t think it would go this far though.

From the penis parties that are apparently common in Sweden at 16, to the identical tattoo and now to the same sex out look at 19… adora recreated herself in her daughter - that’s fucked beyond belief. And that’s just what we see on Instagram, fuck knows what’s going on that we don’t see. I think there’s some pretty messed up milk to be found in this.

However, she has sued someone for defamation and won

No. 1612826

>>1612811
And she has another daughter and son to fuck up yet

No. 1612861

>>1612160
A rather grimy looking sleeveless vest and a chain that look like he took it off a chainsaw (?) on his neck - an alcoholic punk phase, just as I predicted.

No. 1612870

>>1612826
I believe the other daughter is now normal looking. At first she was Adora's clone and the oldest was a bit shy for the camera. Now it is the other way around.

No. 1612882

>>1611464
He did this so it would look like had a closer hairline/smaller face, definitely needs to do the other side tho
>>1611598
This sets off my fight or flight response
>>1612706
That's not what groomed means, it just seems like she idolises her mom, I think it's cute. She's 19, not a little kid.
She should be careful around Adora's many boyfriends though.

No. 1612947

>>1612160
he looks like a gijinka of moldy bread.

No. 1613024

>>1612811
afaik, "penis parties" are not a thing in Sweden, at least i have never heard of them. I think this has been mentioned in previous threads, but the way adora celebrated her daughter becoming "byxmyndig" (age 15) is really fucking weird and unusually sexualized. Literally no one does it like this, which brings up so many red flags imo.

No. 1613135

Do I miss the stories or isn't Jake putting any up on IG?

No. 1613139

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BWAHAHAHAHAAA oh god I hurt myself laughing

No. 1613162

>>1613139
He'd get punched one time by a pro and break down in tears. Dude is a sissy.

No. 1613171

>>1612811
"penis parties" are absolutely not a thing in sweden, where on earth did you get that one? adora is just deranged.
>>1613139
i' love to see him try to fight, mostly because getting punched and humiliated would probably do him good.

No. 1613177

>>1613139
Never pass your prime. Never to late saying past your prime is just a excuse. He still more then capable of doing local boxing classes and groups I used to do a local group that had a 50 man who was the best out of all us younger people

No. 1613210

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>>1613135
He didn’t post anything until an hour ago (picrel)
And of course, his face is swollen because of the dentist, it’s definitely not bloating from alcohol lmao
Also - I’m pretty sure putting your germy ass sweaty headphones on a fresh tattoo is a terrible idea, I’m praying it gets infected or at the very least heals like shit.

No. 1613230

>>1613135
I can't see them either. Maybe he's set it to private/followers only?

No. 1613235

>>1613230
First anon asking here again. Maybe we're blocked from the stories. But if we miss his swollen face we still have lolcow …

No. 1613285

>>1613210
He really can’t hide the fact that he lurks here.

No. 1613367

>>1612882
>That's not what groomed means, it just seems like she idolises her mom, I think it's cute.
Tell me you have mommy issues without telling me you have mommy issues, anon. There's so many red flags here.

>>1613139
He's kinda got the build to have picked up boxing years back, short and stumpy. But he'd get absolutely wrecked in full on MMA. Would absolutely pay to see it though, lmao.

No. 1613386

>>1605743
He really is the T r i s h a P a y t a s of of alt YT. Ageing the same too.

No. 1613443

>>1613139
Wow, man with anger issues interested in MMA? What an earth shattering revelation that you'd want to basically do a televised assault, Jake.

My opinion is biased as hell but watching MMA always felt like I was watching a crime in progress, I used to work in bars and whenever the fighting was on the vibes would always become absolutely rancid

No. 1613451

>>1613171
The penis party thing is what adora had for her daughters birthday party at 15 or 16 years of age. She said it’s what happens in Sweden for becoming of age. Had a heap of penis shaped cookies, cakes and other things. Now look at her at 19 at the festival. Over sexualised because of adora. Look at her Instagram, some of those photos were taken when she was 17. Her mum did this to her

No. 1613458

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“ABB at a festival with her daughter bc she doesn’t have any friends”
“Kaya took her mommy and that’s ok… “
Nitpicking about ABB festival outfit.. it’s a fucking festival. I guarantee if she was pushing a pram around a stage she would be destroyed in the comments. IBF and Kaya are suddenly getting a pass for their performative fuckery despite constant e begging and unable to film actual content on a consistent basis. Going live to get money handed to you isn’t content. Fake was bashed for streaming bc ppl were paying him while he sat and prattled on or played a game but Kaya doing it now is “thriving”
You guys need a plan B for all the dick riding for Kaya

No. 1613460

>>1613458

Serious question here: what is your damage? It's so weird to have this much of a tantrum over people not hating someone as much as you think they should

No. 1613484

>>1613460
I've been wondering the same it's so fucking weird. The salt mountain is immeasurable. Mum and daughter doing stuff is normal. Mum turning teenage daughter into a sex clone of herself is creepy as fuck. What should we be mad about with Kaya?

No. 1613501

> Going live to get money handed to you isn’t content. Fake was bashed for streaming bc ppl were paying him while he sat and prattled on or played a game but Kaya doing it now is “thriving”

The difference is, Kaya's streams are generally pleasant. She talks to chat, she doesn't mind being bad at a game (and now she doesn't have someone making her feel bad about it either), she overall seems to just have a good time and presents the vibe of just chatting with friends. And of the one of her recent streams I caught, she wasn't raking in the cash, just a few small donations here and there. Nothing in the scope of the pathetic 'break the jake' donations. She didn't seem to be pandering for them, either, though there was talk of future donation goals, there weren't any set up at the time. Jake, on the other hand, wanted donations so he didn't have to go on a flight with the lowly mortals in the cheap seats. He screams and has actual tantrums during games, or streams reaction videos. He also tends to have chats set to members only or outright ignores people. Even in the MAG days he did this, while Kaya usually fielded the chat and engaged with fans.

Kaya has also said on instagram she's been working on videos and streaming more, but recently had her dad in town and was spending time with her parents. Jake has zero actual life besides his disgusting relationship and being a haggard drunk, so his lack of YT and OF content has very little excuse, and his streams are absolutely cash grabs, that's the only reason he does them.

I'll reiterate what other anons have said. Some people here just have a raging hate boner for her, and nothing she could possibly do will change that.

No. 1613514

Kaya missed her flight as she was too busy being out, anyone know why she's going to London?

No. 1613551

>>1612870
I remember her trying to make her son into her type of man over the years too. Hopefully he follows the smart sister.

No. 1613553

>>1613230
I have no idea what settings you could use for ig stories but I’m the anon who posted the last screenshot of his. I don’t follow him but can see his stories so maybe he blocked you from viewing them if that’s even possible?

No. 1613593

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No. 1613603

>>1613553
I'm the other anon that can't see his ig stories anymore. Till some time ago I could and since it is technically possible to block users from just your stories… well, I guess he did so. You have to do so "by hand", means you have to pick the users you wanna block. Since I always just watched them but never screenshot them I'm a bit honored to be target of his individual work on me for no reason, lol

No. 1613663

>>1613235
https://insta-stories-viewer.com/

Works most of the time for cow-watching, also https://dumpor.com/
>>1613603
He must have a lot of free time on his hands to be randomly blocking or restricting followers, we know he mass-blocked a bunch of his own stans after the breakup/cheating came out so I believe it.

No. 1613690

>>1613663
Thank you for this hack!

No. 1613708

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>>1613458
Oh Saltypants - your Kaya hate boner is really eating at you, isn’t it?

They say admission is the first step of healing.

No. 1614029

Can we not go a day without arguing about kaya and salt salt salt anon/s

No. 1614093

>>1614029
That would be nice, wouldn't it?

No. 1614122

>>1613443
Definitely think any scrote with any real interest in watching or participating in MMA is a red flag. Scrotes who think violence is a hobby or fun? No thanks.

>>1613458
Are you ever actually going to bring any milk or just keep sperging out over the same talking point? We get it, you hate Kaya for… existing? Very cool. It's still not milk.

>>1613501
Honestly, that anon is reaching. Kaya is just an old cow on the verge of leaving the pasture unless she suddenly springs forth new milk. Jake is a cheating, homewrecking chinless scrote who is in love with his own reflection. Kat is boring, but she cheated on her husband and father of her child for a chinless greasy scrote. Oh, and they are both alcoholics. Adora is a deranged 50 year old woman, mother of three, who thinks throwing "penis parties" for her underage children is fun and cool and that dressing up as a rape victim for halloween is sexy. I wonder what Kaya did to saltchan to have her so hurt, personally. kek

No. 1614141

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Tinfoil: Saltypants Anon is actually Raven, who is frustrated because she hates Emily Boo but can’t get any good snark started around her. So instead she spergs about Kaya, because she’s Emily Boo’s friend.

No. 1614143

>>1613139
Omg, NIfag and I know a few people who do MMA competitions. I would LOVE to see his head get kicked in during the first 10 seconds of the first round.

No. 1614168

>>1613139
Typical narc really thinks he’d just walk into a field as competitive and difficult as pro sports because he has anger issues and a little man complex.

No. 1614223

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Somewhat related to Jake, but this is the artist that did all his merch art. Even going as far as to base one of her ugly OCs after him. This ad for her popped up on my feed and between the art and commentary I'm just???

>>1614141
Really wouldn't surprise me if it's another cow tbh, but I went and peeked back on Raven's post history and don't think it's her. Unless she's suddenly become clever enough to pretend she doesn't know how to reply, or not to namefag, or use proper grammar or spacing to cover her tracks, I definitely don't think it's her. Raven is unhinged, but even she seemed somewhat literate and could blend in okay as a farmer. Saltchan definitely seems like someone who is fully off their meds though if >>1612582 is any example. kek

No. 1614231

>>1614223
am getting ddlg vibes from this, of course she's a jake fan

No. 1614327

Most milky Kaya thing right now must be the spending?
She was planning the trip to London for September (I think?) and said fuck it and got flights for the day after, and from what we have seen with checked in luggage. A trip that close is rarely cheep. And then we miss the flight and have to get a new one for “ridicules” money. And then the first thing she does is getting tattoos, and we know there is a party night planes (have Jake ever posted about slimelight? Or the goth club might be to mainstream for the over lord?) are going on.
And it wouldt be much milk if it wasn’t for the big question mark of here income. Sure she can make a crap ton of here patrons potentially, but I don’t think that is enough for the spending she is doing.

Tinfoil: here dad had offerd befor to pay for stuff like here driving lessons, but couldn’t because of fuck face. He has now dumped a hefty lump sum on here to get back on here feet and get the life back togeather, and she is just spending it on crap?

No. 1614329

>>1614327
Honestly, she's putting out content (that isn't just unboxings), starting to stream, she's active on Instagram including stories, Twitter, plenty active on Tiktok including making content that only gets posted over there. She doesn't seem to be begging for stuff anymore and people are able to come off her Patreon now that she's "found her feet" or whatever with the house, if they were only supporting her until she sorted her life out. Supporters still sending her donations and subbing to her Patreon do so by choice and I don't think they're being led on or squeezed right now.
It'd be one thing if she was doing all of this while actively begging for money, or portraying herself as struggling to survive/house/feed herself or pay for anything important. But she isn't? The only thing I can think of that is vaguely sus is her recent youtube stream where her donation "goal" was to go towards her car bill. Considering it looks like she can afford to pay that, and due to how long ago that was it was probably already paid off, it's kinda gross that she has an arbitrary "goal" for donations to "help fund" which is a great way to get people to donate. But otherwise she's earning money somehow and spending it on whatever she wants, and none of it is particularly milky. Especially if she actually vlogs any of it, or puts out instagram stories/tiktoks while travelling, does photoshoots for future posts etc. Plus visiting friends in London that she hasn't seen since before the pandemic, I'm not going to begrudge anyone that.
I'll sit and wait for someone to come and scream at me for having my nose up her asshole or whatever but worrying about what she's spending her money on is scraping the bottom of the barrel a bit imo.

No. 1614391

I've been lurking here for a few threads and still don't understand who Raven is? Can someone elaborate?
Also I share her hatred of Emily boo.

No. 1614439

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She insists its just a couple of spooky shapes that happen to look like the Quake logo lol

No. 1614468

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>>1614231
>didn't brand little rosa until she was a teen
>that's why she doesn't have a "daddy's girl" sign above her head
That's the vibe I got too. Creepy as fuck. Here's the character she apparently based on Jake, lmao.

>>1614391
She's a cow, just google "raven lolcow" to find her threads. She's an old fat goth woman who groomed her teen son's best friend into marriage. Lots of other milk.

No. 1614480

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Mamie has complained numerous times that people copy her look, went on a long story tangent yesterday, and now realizes she’s a dumbass.

No. 1614504

>>1614468
LOL. is the comic supposed to be shade at how his fans are troons, or how his new gf looks like Jeffree Star? or is she a trans girl… so weird

No. 1614604

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Jazminbean just got her mom name tattooed on her neck

No. 1614605

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And result

No. 1614607

>>1614327
Unfortunately for Kaya she's still living that donation lifestyle, probably a few hunned on flights, 1k of tattoos at least since she's getting several, plus other costs and things she'll buy. She gets donations on stream but I think most of her money is from patreon and I don't think that will sustain at the same level it is perpetually, she is very active online now in terms of content so it could do.
But she's blowing through money the same way her and Jake did with their simp money which is not a good habit to be in.

No. 1614611

>>1614223
This reeks of fetish art, 110% chance they do fetish commissions. The dialogue and size difference tells you all, even if the post itself isn't sexual.

No. 1614654

File: 1660385882387.jpeg (2.04 MB, 1170x2259, 86B54BFA-602F-4341-89C5-6B986D…)

Kaya is hanging out with Roly and Luxeria whilst in London.

No. 1614657

>>1614654
Man that troon is short. Whatever happened to him after he was stabbed in the dick? Did he stop with “gothic” make up tutorials?

No. 1614669

>>1614480
young, or an ''elder goth'', she should pick one

No. 1614672

>>1614657
Wait they got stabbed in the dick what

No. 1614674

>>1614468
God I hate how well they actually nailed his fake Disney channel-ass expressions because it makes this so annoying to look at kek.

No. 1614676

>>1614654
I wish She would stop doing her hair like that it looks bad

No. 1614678

>>1614654
All I can think is that Kaya has minimal makeup on and her hair scraped back, and she still looks 10x less exhausted and shitty than when she was photographed in a similar state around Jake (like the pics in the antique store/bike shop that were posted in the last thread). You can really just tell a whole weight’s been lifted off her.

Also, that’s two more people who knew them both but chose her after the breakup. Yikes.

No. 1614692

>>1614672
Yeh he got stabbed in the dick, made a YouTube vid about it and then said he was becoming a woman. Only recently had ffs and still looks like a man.

No. 1614697

>>1614692
Has nails on a chalkboard for a voice too.

No. 1614751

>>1614605
Is it the angle, or is this tattoo crooked as fuck?

No. 1614772

>>1595978

sorry i’m late but holy shit i cant believe this all ended with the self-proclaimed Chad Viking literally getting cucked by the milkman

No. 1614787

>>1614676
It was pretty hot yesterday, she's probably trying to not melt. It's not a great look but neither is sweat.

No. 1614881

>>1614604
Not much milk now since she's 18+., though when she was under 18 is when she got most of her tattoos iirc with either her mum, or she with her mum's permission, funding it

No. 1614886

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No. 1614887

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No. 1614890

>>1614887
>>1614886
…At least she can grow her hair out and cover it.

No. 1614906

>>1614887
Why is it so smudged..?

No. 1614912

>>1614906
It’s from wiping away excess ink and blood.

No. 1614924

>>1614886
I actually think these go hard af, also getting both done in one day?! Jake must be fuming lmao

No. 1614948

>>1614924
LMAO I BET He sulking so much ahah

No. 1614950

>>1614886
Let's hope she grows her hair out to cover this it looks pretty crap

No. 1614952

>>1614886
Kaya has the worst coping mechanisms.

No. 1614954

>>1614887
This is like a reply tattoo to his shitty kid's drawing spiky houses, not a fan of head tattoos but these look more flattering and cohesive than his

No. 1614955

>>1614886
>>1614887

I like them. Plus as another anon said, both sides in one day is going to piss Fake off mightily. He’s exactly the type to be seething at being ‘upstaged’. Especially given the way he went on and on and on about getting his ‘face’ tattoo before he actually did it. And then it wasn’t even on his face AND it looks like Shreks castle.

No. 1614974

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It looks much better finished.

No. 1614976

>>1614974
Personally, I like these, they're well done. Jake must be fuming though kek.

No. 1615031

>>1614974
Looks fucking terrible but better than jakes mess

No. 1615033

>>1614974
Hilarious that her tattoos are both better executed, better placed AND unless it's the same side but flipped for photos then she got both sides done ( and over a bigger surface area) as far as I can see she hasn't bitched about the pain of it either, absolutely delicious.

No. 1615048

I mean yeah they're well done but fuck they are ugly, what is the shaved sides obsession, it rarely looks any good

No. 1615056

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>>1615033

It’s both sides. No arguing about what they are either. Unlike Fakes shrek/hogwarts/Disney castle effort.

No. 1615061

>>1614955
>>1614954
Lets not forget the stencil had an extra house at the front that did not get tattooed on and its still missing colour. Almost like it hurt too much for Jakey boy

No. 1615062

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I'm saging this for tinfoil, but I think since she always makes sure to show the tattoo artists that she gets tattoos at discounts or even free in return for cheap advertising. She has a lot of English alternative followers so I can see how it would be beneficial. Especially that head tattoo. She is going to have a lot of people asking about it.

No. 1615081

>>1615062

It's honestly good practice and considerate to tag your artist especially so if you're an influencer, Jake clearly resents ever having to do anything courteous for anyone, ever so that's why I assume he never bothers to tag his tattoo artist/s

No. 1615082

>>1615062
No professional artist accepts "exposure" as payment.

No. 1615084

>>1615082
They totally do with famous people and friends. It's just that if you have to ask, the answer is no.

No. 1615087

>>1615062
I think Kaya is pretty most of the time but jfc this photo is insanely unflattering

No. 1615096

>>1614974
It does? Kaya seems way too insecure to have a tattoo like that, but imo most of her tattoos are ugly looking.

No. 1615106

>>1615056
Haha, those are really ugly. Holy shit why would she do this?

No. 1615125

>>1615084
Then tattoo artists are the big exception. For any other artist part of getting a professional is understanding that this does nothing for you.

No. 1615142

>>1615056
I like Kaya and I think she's looking cute lately, but I think those tattoos aren't nice. Not really well done, not a real good placement and not a good choice of theme. I associate a crone of thorns….

No. 1615147

I like Kaya's tattoos and she can easily hide them by letting her hair grow… unlike Jake who has stupid rooftops on the side of his face.

No. 1615156

>>1615147
So weird everything Kaya and Jake does still mirrors each other. When are these two going to separate. They're both spastics and the tattoo is mental looking and so will the hair regrowth.

No. 1615159

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Her look in these kind of remind me of The Kurgan from Highlander

No. 1615160

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>>1615159
Forgot to sage sorry. Here’s another

No. 1615180

I think Kaya's new tattoo looks class, even better because they're so much better than Jakes AND she was able to sit through getting both sides done, I hope he's raging

No. 1615197

>>1615048
it’s crazy that she has some of the best natural hair, so thick and long and healthy, but chooses to shave off the sides. is she trying to look ugly on purpose? this is way further back than ever, and I don’t think the tattoos are flattering. maybe my taste is too “basic” or whatever. I was hoping she would one day stop shaving the sides, completely grow them out, and just enjoy being a pretty goth. I guess she can grow hair back over it but probably won’t, she seems committed to that shaved sides undercut look

No. 1615201

>>1614974
High side shaves don't flatter her face as we've seen time and again. But at least Fake isn't around to put her down for the rest of her appearance (and maybe that's why she's gone tattoo crazy)

No. 1615204

>>1615197
Some people have so much and or thick hair they have to shave part of it because otherwise it hurts the scalp when the hair is long (can speak of experience)

No. 1615205

>>1614223
thanks, I really hate this

No. 1615207

Average humidity in Belfast is 89% - thick hair is an absolute nightmare without an undercut or sideshaves when you live on a humid island. Not the most flattering but better than face sweats.

No. 1615214

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No. 1615218

>>1615062
Those pics are really unflattering. She looks much older here.
Also hate the tattoo on her.

No. 1615226

>>1615180
Yeah, I truly hate it compared to her others and think it would’ve been cuter as a shoulder design or something but that’s just my personal taste lol. It’s not milky behaviour imho, they look really done, if she ever feels like they don’t suit a certain aesthetic she can easily grow her hair or wear a wig. Bet Jake’s absolutely fucking raging that they got tattoos in the same place at the same time and hers looks ten times better.

No. 1615283

>>1615218
Photos taken by tattooists and piercing artists often are unflattering because they're taking the best photo they can of their work, not your face. The photo the guy who did my septum put on his Instagram made me physically recoil, he took it so close you could see how much I needed a pore strip.

No. 1615310

>>1615283
This is true - also, forget “unflattering”, I can’t look past how bad the girl’s eyeliner wings are after all these years

No. 1615332

>>1615159
>>1615160
Nonna, Jake could NEVER. Please don't post things like this where he could see it, he doesn't need the ego boost.

No. 1615369

>>1615056
They're clean and crisp, no denying what they are, they suit the placement and space that they're intending to fill. I cannot get over Shrek's lumpy castle in comparison to this.
Kaya appreciates the concept of travelling to a specific artist that you want work from, Jake just goes back to the same person? people? locally, and makes them do the design that he wants rather than finding an artist whose style matches what he's looking for - and it shows.

No. 1615471

>>1615369
This is a complete tinfoil take but considering how many talented tattoo artists Kaya's personally friends with and also considering Kat's (ex)Husband ran his own studio it wouldn't surprise me that it's slim pickings for good tattoo artists in Belfast for ole Jakey boy, certainly if I was Kat's ex hubby I'd quietly blacklist him and advise other artists to do the same.

No. 1615561

I find it quite funny how Jake, in his "we broke up. Things are great!" video, made a big deal of his he was going to travel far and wide to get tattoos this year….and so far, none of that has happened, while Kaya is here doing exactly that. Granted it's just London, and not to like mainland Europe like Jake said he was going to do, but it's still funny to see

No. 1615585

>>1615197
Sorry I don't have the video but years ago I watched a Q&A of hers and she said she tried to grow them out a few times but couldn't stand how uneven her hair was. I get it but she would look so much prettier with all of her hair, even if she grew out the sides a few cm it would look way better than shaved to the scalp.

No. 1615610

>>1615369
No harm, but she travelled to London to get unsymetrical twigs tatted on her skull lol. It looks like they didn't bring the other side down as far because of her spot.

No. 1615611

>>1615585
Yeah and if her thick hair was making her itch and causing acne which I think is another reason she shaves she could go to a hairdresser and get them to thin her hair.

No. 1615614

>>1615561
That's not quite true. He went to Germany for 1 day where he ate nuggets alone at midnight and he took his new gf to Barcelona as part of the I'm-pissing-on-Kaya's-favourite-spots-to-mark-my-territory-because-i'm-a-sad-abusive-narcissist tour

No. 1615615

>>1615614
He also went to the states to hang out with a tranny.

No. 1615617

>>1615615
How could I forget? He got roped into flying across the world to help a tranny move and then later house sit. Apparently her friends are not that great either and he's desperate.

No. 1615642

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Kaya had two head tattoos in one sitting so our boy Jake has to reaffirm how manly he is and get some snaccs to boost his self esteem. Lovely background again. Was this the only area in your place you could take a selfie because the rest looks like a pigsty Jake?

No. 1615669

>>1615642
How is he so stumpy? He doesn't even look like a thumb. He looks like my big toe

No. 1615742

>>1615669
I think it’s because he so top ‘heavy’ with tattoos like if he had a few on his stomach or legs idk it wouldn’t make him look the way he is due needs to work his way down rather then up with tattoos.
also he needs to work out in other places rather then his arms only or he start looking like a upside down triangle soon they just look very meaty

No. 1615851

>>1615642
I don't think he has enough self awareness to realize he's a walking stereotype of your quintessential narcissistic meathead chav, maybe he should actually try MMA, he needs a swift kick to the head to humble him just a tiny bit

No. 1615855

>>1615669
>>1615742

He is an endomorph body type, someone who is prone to easy weight gain and will always be short, stocky, and thick regardless of fitness level. They also have very wide hips by male standards. So yeah, things like tattoos in the wrong places will visually intensify the stumpiness.

The man will never be a tall, dark, lithe goffick prince by any stretch of the imagination lol. Might as well just lean into embracing the little goblin dwarf he is.

No. 1615900

>>1615561
If he actually bothered to email any artists he probably just couldn’t get spots, and doesn’t realise that the whole world doesn’t revolve around him and his schedule.

>>1615855
Oh shit, I never thought of it that way, but can you imagine how much clout he’d have if he had ever authentically leaned into Kaya’s picnic-y wholesome cottagecore-goth schtick? Like just a friendly little goff hobbit who vlogged in the woods and baked with his gf? People would eat that shit UP. Obviously >>1615851 is too accurate for that to ever have been the case but you’re right in that still forcing a bunch of aesthetic shit that doesn’t work at 30+ is so cringe.

No. 1615918

>>1615900
I've seen the aesthetic that seems to match Kaya's preferred style be labeled "whimsigothic", which is kind of like a western take on dark mori kei but with a bit more of a carefree hippy witch vibe (think 70's Stevie Nicks). I don't care much for most of her content, but I think her home/studio decoration videos are enjoyable. Now that Stumpy is out of the way she has a lot of freedom to do whatever she wants with her house.

If she had the inspiration and work ethic I could see her branching off and trying some fun/silly aesthetic craft, fashion, cooking, or design ideas kind of like a gothier version of Rachel Maksy. More of that style of content might help her retain her audience while growing a new one. I don't have a lot of faith in her but I would still like to be pleasantly surprised lol.

No. 1615919

Jake is booked in to get his stomach tattooed in Spain. Kaya and Jake are having a tattoo-off to see how many each of them can get. Kind of sad her friends and family are indulging her hyperfixations, it's like an addiction she can't stop. I am heavily tattooed and getting that many that fast is such a red flag. It's almost like she's manic. Hope they won't regret it.

No. 1615934

>>1591715
>>1615919
I wonder if it’s less mania and more like she can finally get all the ones she wanted without Jake either shitting on her ideas or bitching at her for spending money.

No. 1615950

>>1615919
I think you're reading way too deep into it. I've had to hold off on tattoos because artists I wanted were fully booked up after things started opening through the pandemic and when you're someone wanting to work with specific artists you take what times you can get. I could have believed it more if it was all right when they broke up or if she was getting all the tattoos before getting an actual place (to the detriment of her actually being able to find the place) but I've seen tons of people getting a lot of tattoos they planned or wanted to get during quarantine.

No. 1615994

>>1615950
nta but she has referenced it being a hyperfixation and addiction many times in Stories, she's well aware. But adhd hyperfixations are never permanent, she will get obsessed with something else before she goes too far with it.

Also think she's taking advantage of her current boost of popularity, these last two tats were literally booked on a one-day whim which suggests those artists made space for her for exposure+gave her a good deal or did it for free. I don't blame her for striking while the iron's hot.

No. 1616044

>>1615056
>>1615062
Ngl, the execution and design are really nice? She does have beautiful hair, but the current style is very unflattering. Kind of wish she'd settle for a lower undercut at the very least.

>>1615218
>>1615283
Basically what second anon said. Kaya has kind of an awkward looking profile too, I always thought it was less her strong nose and more her weak chin. She looks much cuter in >>1615214 though even despite the hair

>>1615642
Love how the curtains are all fucked up and appear to be falling off. There's clearly shit piled up along the floor and on the table too. That dark lighting is only hiding so much Jake, tidy up for once.

>>1615919
>>1615994
I do wish she'd slow down just a little, it's definitely the milkiest thing about her rn, but so far I honestly like almost all the tattoos she's had done. Maybe not something I'd personally get, but she's clearly working with talented artists at the very least? Designs are decent, linework is clean, well executed, etc. Tbh, I can't wait for Jake's shrek castle to become an even uglier mess when they add the colorful clouds and moon to it.

No. 1616058

>>1615610
I get where you're coming from! I kinda like that they're asymmetrical, two pieces of a whole rather than copy-paste and mirror-flip which I'd feel would be pretty lazy. You might be right about avoiding that spot, could be a mole? But at least twigs go with the spooky/nature theme she's got going on, which will age better than Jake's generic videogame mush.

No. 1616109

>>1615204
Long dense thick hair in summer = constant flood of sweat on face

No. 1616188

>>1616109
Not to mention how much more often you have to wash it if you're sweating constantly. It's hard to keep that much hair healthy in that kind of climate. As much as I agree that the undercut doesn't look very good, at some point you have to value comfort and practicality over beauty. She could try having a hairdresser thin it out like another anon suggested, but that doesn't work out for everyone, and she'd still have to deal with years of growing out the undercut.

No. 1616217

>>1616188
If she is into horror punk / trad goth aesthetics looking odd with undercut is a desired effect rather than inconvenient one. But that's just a digression.

No. 1616338

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She’s done a video with Roly as well. Who does Fake collaborate with again? Oh that’s right! No one.

No. 1616354

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>>1616338
Seriously though,Jake has no creative friends to collaborate with ( aside from maybe? k? But when was the last time you saw them interacting after Jake's lonely late night chicky nug fest?) the way he talks about collaborating with Kaya he clearly resented having to do even that much and they were in a decade long relationship, he can't do anything with anyone because his ego is too vast and his conduct too unpleasant,it has to be the Jake show or nothing, it's really telling how unpleasant a person he is that no one with half a brain cell wants to touch him with a ten foot pole

No. 1616358

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Okay but for real Jake must be lurking the thread, pretty sure at least 14hrs ago we were ragging on him for his choice of artist/always going local and now he's suddenly booked for Spain?

No. 1616399

>>1616354
true, kaya has a lot of friends that she does stuff with. jake's whole existence is just getting piss drunk and watching cringey tiktoks of 15 year olds. also can someone explain what "shit tip" means

No. 1616411

>>1616399
Just means a messy place/dump

No. 1616425

>>1616354

I will never not find it absolutely hilarious that he’s managed to prove that it was in fact he who was the ‘toxic manipulator’, that he never had any popularity outside of being her boyfriend, that he was the one in charge of the money situation and it was him making all the mess in the house, without Kaya ever having to utter a single word.

No. 1616430

>>1616354
Funny how she's now making 3x what he's making, her channel is growing while his is still bleeding subs, she's making videos regularly while he is taking random hiatus and barely updating anything, she's doing collabs while he… watches his friends cat? Eats chicken nuggets by himself at midnight? Rolls around on the floor shitfaced with Kat for the third time this week? Incredible. We've all seen Jake's "shit tip" in comparison to Kaya's new house too.

>>1616425
This. It's honestly been a bit poetic really. I was never a Kaya stan, but Jake is just insufferable.

No. 1616431

>>1616399
If you need a visual example of a shit tip, just look at the background of fake's recent photos

No. 1616439

>>1616430
Jake can't even be consistent with the delivery of his own content, it doesn't surprise me that he can't collaborate- professionally he's a fucking shambles from making promises he never delivers to backtracking on the kind of videos he's making, the failed second channel, failed musical projects, failed plushie run, failed tour vlog…he has no back bone or creative integrity, he makes decisions based purely on what he thinks will make him and only him the max amount of money. The one and only successful venture was his tik tok reaction/try not to laugh videos and Kaya literally gave him that idea and would curate the clips for him and even then the explicit hatred he holds for tik tok and the tik tok community is palpable in every single one he's done, he's obviously miserable every time he has to film and yet he suffers through it because it's the only content that gets views still, if I didn't hate his guts I'd feel sorry for him, it must be an absolutely deplorable existence.

No. 1616449

>>1616354
>>1616354

Absolutely amazing narcissist move. Kaya is doing well so the man who said he would not talk about his relationship with her is out talking about his relationship to cut her down.

Just make a fucking video to slag her off and get over it already jake we all know you’re the cunt in this break up

No. 1616479

>>1616449
> Just make a fucking video to slag her off and get over it already jake we all know you’re the cunt in this break up

Oh, I so wish he would do this! It would put the final nail in his narc coffin.

No. 1616484

>>1616354
He used to complain about how she wouldn't clean when they were still together, but I think she got tired of cleaning up after his messy ass. I was married to an absolute slob child of a man. I got sick of cleaning up after him and only cleaned up my stuff. Sure enough he started complaining about how much of a mess the house is and how I don't do anything. I genuinely believe he was the messy one and was pissed Kaya didn't pick up after him. The state of his place compared to hers just confirms that.

No. 1616496

>>1616354
Didn't she financially support them a few years back when Jake had 2k views on his vlogs?? And who thinks like that when your GIRLFRIEND asks for a collab, wouldn't you WANT to do stuff with your partner?
Sure she has been a mess last few years with lack of videos and such, but many people go thru lows in their life, just goes to show Jake is not a "in sickness and health" type of partner. Good luck Kat lmao

No. 1616540

>>1616354
He sounds so much like Onision, he is Gurg 2.0 minus the pedo shit

No. 1616546

>>1616358
Kek that's just because Kaya was in London, he is desperate to one-up her

No. 1616555

>>1616496
He a idiot cause he used to stick her face in the thumbnails even if she was only in it running after him cause he walked about a mile ahead of her bet he forgets he used her for fame in his first few videos it was the only way he would get more views
And if he was smart he would done loads collabs cause it would of made him more money.

No. 1616592

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>>1616546
He’s going to go broke trying to keep up with Kaya.
Everytime he puts up a new Instagram post he loses 100’s of followers. He had 106k before the break up video.

His latest photo of his head tattoo had less than 4K likes while Kayas head tattoo photo has over 10k.

His latest YouTube has under 3k likes and hers again has over 10k.

His attempt to 1 up her is ultimately going to ruin him financially.

No. 1616682

>>1616358
when is this troll coming to Croatia? just so I know when not to leave my house

also, he's still making enough money to do stuff like that?

No. 1616683

>>1616682
I think he's visiting Croatia very soon.

He probably has some money left from the time he was more successful on YT

No. 1616684

>>1616592
The latest post with dead stare & bobby pins LOL
And still not makin any effort or caring about background etc since ig is such a visual thing - no wonder he's tanking his channel

No. 1616766

>>1616684
One thing that's probably counted as a nitpick but really gets on my tits is the fact that Jake's insta contains ONLY pictures of him, just his gormless face in various shades of bisexual lighting with the exception of one (1) image of his motorcycle. It's a wall to wall gallery dedicated to the worst kind of narcissistic vanity. No pictures of food, travel, his home, animals from his trip to the zoo- no human element at all to relate to just his stupid fucking insufferable face

No. 1616785

>>1616496
Sure Jake also complained Kaya wouldn't do videos with him when he wanted to sponge off her fanbase.

No. 1616808

>>1616766
I mean that garners likes for a lot of instathots, and because of his thirsty/lonely fanbase and OF, maybe he fancies himself one kek. But he can't even be creative about it, they're all from the torso up of him eye fucking the camera or making a purposefully hideous face.

No. 1616809

>>1591715
I wonder if Kaya will get back into more alternative modeling. Especially since she’s got more tattoos and the head ones have a striking look.

No. 1616877

>>1616766
It's because nothing he ever does is for the actual joy of it. Nothing at all. It's all FOR something. For likes, for views, for ad revenue, for clicks. Everything he produces, when he bothers to produce, is in pursuit of something for himself. It's not admirable "rise and grind" work ethic either, nor is it the monetizing of something he actually feels passionate about. It's cheap, basic, low effort content purely for consumption by others and financial gain. It's the same for his streams. He's there for the donations, he barely interacts with his audience, he never truly seems to enjoy the games he plays. That's back when he played games, fuck knows what he does on his streams these days, someone said he is reacting to stuff live? Christ.

The only time he ever bothers to add another of these passably well-lit images with a full face of makeup, a background that isn't his shitty house, and a visible degree of editing and composition, is when he's filmed a video. It's part of the process of producing his cheap, throwaway content, just like taking the standard selection of ridiculous expression images for his thumbnails. It's all part of the routine. Clock in, make the crap, take the pics, clock out. No joy. You know when you interact with someone working retail or hospitality who has turned up for work and has plastered on a smile but isn't really there? Same energy.

No. 1616914

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No. 1616927

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What is with his belly shape? I can’t work it out

No. 1616940

>>1616927
alcohol bloat

No. 1616957

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The dirty floor is triggering me

No. 1616972

>>1616957
And it was Kaya that made your place into a shit tip? Vacuum your floors. Holy. Looks like he hasn’t cleaned since she left.

No. 1616987

>>1616957
Looks like he got that shirt off a pile on the floor, but sure, Kaya is the one to blame for the filth he lives in. He should just go crust punk, at least he'd have an excuse for looking unwashed.

No. 1617004

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Fucking lmao, it makes so much sense why the pics on Fake’s onlyfans are so utterly unerotic

No. 1617008

>>1616957
And there's no black cat around anymore, so literally what is all that shit on the floor? Scat stains from his gf?

>>1616987
Lmao he could never pass as a punk with his little Versace shirt and overpriced cocktails.

No. 1617014

>>1616957
And what is that black dot to the left of the curtain? Did he put a pin in the curtain and the wall to keep it closed and the curtain tore? Is that why in the other pic the curtain looks a weird mess? BUY A WIDER CURTAIN YOU DUMB FUCK

No. 1617027

>>1616957
Couldn't even bother to toss his dirty socks out off the way to take a pic

No. 1617033

>>1616957
Couldn't even be bothered to pick up his crusty ass socks, this man is a disgusting slob. Looks like he treats his house like Uni students treat their first accommodations, you're over 30, Jake, this is incredibly embarrassing

No. 1617039

>>1616957
"Please praise me for picking this crumpled shirt up off my disgustingly filthy floor lol"

No. 1617054

>>1616957
It looks like it smells like a frat house in there.

No. 1617066

>>1616957
Bloody hell, even if you're not going to vacuum at least move your crusty wank socks before you take a photo.

No. 1617082

>>1617033
And he has the nerve to blame Kaya. It's all projection

No. 1617083

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Wtf is this angle, with the pole taking up half the picture in the foreground and a reflection of the phone? Dumb bitch seriously needs a lesson in photo composition.

No. 1617095

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Okay, this is actually playing out like a really sad parody: Jake kicks Kaya out after more than a decade, literally into the cold. Claims he’s justified because she is a manipulator, slob, selfish, user, psychic vampire, etc., etc., continued villainess textbook description. AND THEN? He proceeds to illustrate - with words and pictures - that HE is actually all the things he claimed she is!! With the added yuck factor that he was already committing adultery before he booted Kaya. And Jake STILL thinks he’s the good guy in this story??? He’s such a delusional donkey, I almost feel sorry for him.

Almost.

No. 1617106

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No. 1617232

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>>1616540
Honestly he really reminds me of ProJared over anyone else. Very similar brand of obnoxious narc moid though.

>>1616592
>>1616957
These new selfies are rough as hell. He's aging like milk. It's like his eyes just get smaller and smaller with each passing year. lmao

No. 1617256

>>1617232
Oh my god it's like one of those "Faces of Meth" mugshot comparisons….He goes from a sort of happy looking face and bright complexion to more and more out of it and tired as time goes on. And he looks 20 years older from the first to final pics.

No. 1617296

>>1617232
His Smile And Optimism: Gone

No. 1617358

>>1617232
Yeah the photos from his casey neistat skinwalking phase where he dressed "normal", a phase he claimed to hate for not being his true self, is where he looks much healthier. But what is his true self when his entire life seems to be built on phases of skinwalking different people? Funny that what he claims to be his truest self, his current phase, has him acting and looking like trash.

No. 1617422

>>1616957
Jesus Jake, learn how an iron works lmao.

No. 1617451

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Lauren and her new husband

No. 1617467

A complete aside but it makes me chuckle to see just how much effort Kaya puts into making her living space aesthetic and decorated and nice (subject to personal taste, she at least makes an effort) -she moves into a whole new house and has painted entire rooms and assembled whole sets of furniture mostly by herself and Jake still has those disgusting paper thin floral pattern curtains that are barely hanging onto the rails. Has he done a single thing to personalize this huge house he's now solo renting? Have we even seen it properly? He should know from experience that decoration/house tour videos make bank

No. 1617475

>>1617232
Just look at his forehead getting bigger and bigger as time progresses

No. 1617479

>>1617475
he needs to grow his eyebrows back asap

No. 1617523

>>1616957
This is looking like one of those "how men live alone" memes like show us the mattress on the floor jake

No. 1617527

>>1617232
Looks like the weight of the world is crushing him, 2016 normal, happy, then subsequently more crushed and miserable in each photo. I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a narc and the only thing on his mind is himself. He's never posted or said anything which suggests compassion for the outside world or those who are suffering, he just spends every waking moment believing the world is out to get him and this is the result, he's literally engulfed by his own misery.

No. 1617535

>>1617232
This is what alcohol and being ugly from the inside does to a mf… also, maybe buy a face wash. He deserves to look like this

No. 1617540

>>1617358
His "true self" is a selfish, narcissistic rage filled little man with an inferiority complex, the difference is he thinks he should be applauded and rewarded for it

No. 1617544

>>1615062
I kinda get the tattoo but doesn't look good on her at all, she has a huge head too lol better than jake ''''face tattoo'''' for sure
>>1616957 and kaya was the trashy one, uh?,every single day looking like an egg kek

No. 1617549

>>1616957
I'm sorry, but this is just upsetting. At least smile a little bit when the text is implying that the situation is funny mate!!! UGH, this guy makes me wanna slam my head into concrete, punch holes in all the doors in my house and then burry myself in a compost pile to never see the daylight and his stupid face again!!!

No. 1617556

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Just want to congratulate Jake on his riveting new content. His snaccs can post on some discord with clips that he will react to on video. If they make him laugh out loud they get free merch. Now he does not even have to curate his own content but he can get rid of his shit merch that no one wants to buy. This is completely new territory. Nothing like the past years of react vids at all.

No. 1617561

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>>1617556
Oh my fucking god lol, you're really "changing things up for your return to YouTube", Jake. Can't browbeat Kaya into helping curate your videos you have to make your snaccs do your fucking job FOR you for the privilege of getting a free t shirt. My eyes are rolling in my skull so hard they might rocket out of their sockets and into the atmosphere

No. 1617567

>>1617561
Jake my dude reacting to videos your discord sends you is still reaction videos. You are not changing anything just getting more lazy.
The "snacks" will still cream themselves if he chooses their videos. Simple minds simple pleasures I suppose.

No. 1617597

>>1617556
Yikes putting makeup on and around a fresh tattoo
Thought he would know better then this but clearly not.

No. 1617602

>>1617597
His new tattoo artist girlfriend also has very terrible tattoo conduct ( getting smashed the night before getting her palms tattoo'd for example) so not surprising that Jake has 0 clue, I assume someone has told him how to care for his ink and he's being willfully ignorant about it

No. 1617606

>>1617556
He's gone from break the jake which was borderline findom to promising prizes if his followers interact with him, like a pedo trying to lure kids with candy kek also getting his followers to do the job Kaya used to do for him.

No. 1617631

>>1616972
Can you imagine the stench that must be in that house. Beer, old kfc, sad sex, dirty sock and misc filth

No. 1617739

>>1617451 doesn't look preggers.

No. 1617755

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She looks like social repose in drag.

No. 1617757

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>>1617755
Photo for reference. Can’t tell me they’re not related at least

No. 1617765

There's something about the way Jake posts about Kat that strikes me more like a trophy he's waving around than a person he loves or respects

No. 1617785

>>1617561
kek the last sentence reminds me of his casey nestat wannabe positivity guru phase

>>1617755
And he acts like Social Repose. There are so many similarities. Both are shells with no real personalities who got YT famous because of their goff looks (and mainly because there isn't a lot of competition), both make shitty music, both are cheating scumbags.

>>1617765
exactly, he only talks about her being hot or that he gets sex from her

No. 1617854

>>1617785
She isn’t even hot. She’s thin, but otherwise not especially attractive; I don’t even think her hair is remarkable. She’s just overall basic.

No. 1617871

>>1617755
Why the long face?

No. 1617889

>>1617755
Why does she stick her bottom jaw out like that?

No. 1617900

>>1617854
exactly. I think Jake is just excited to show off that someone is having sex with him. I don’t think he likes her as much as how he feels about himself because she fucks him. and they both cheated on their long term partners for one another, so jake probably wants to lay it on thick what a great decision it was, because the contrary would be admitting that cheating is an awful thing to do and that there isn’t anything special about what they have.

No. 1617902

>>1617889
She has an incredibly unfortunate underbite I think, either that or in some deluded fashion she believes showing people her lower set of teeth is attractive when really it just looks like an angry puppy having a strop

No. 1617910

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Has anyone noticed how they only communicate to eachother using buzz words and emojis? It is so weird. They are so vapid and loveless. Kat still has never made an appearance in his streams and never types more than "daddy" or "yum". I swear this dumb bitch acts like a robot sex doll with 5 different phrases built in.

No. 1617914

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>>1617910
I don't think she is able to form any full sentences or unique thoughts.

No. 1617949

>>1617910

Oh god it makes me want to vomit. I cannot stand all that ‘daddy’ shit.

No. 1617968

>>1617910
>>1617914
Tinfoil: Jakey-boy got a massive complex because Kaya was smarter/more creative than him, and now he can only get hard for mumbling idiots.

No. 1617982

>>1617968
Genuinely though, Kaya is articulate and has a clear personality, she has values and opinions, you can get a pretty good sense of what she's like as a person and what she believes in ( wether you agree or like her is another matter of personal opinion, she at least has some kind of substance you can like or dislike)

By comparison I get absolutely nothing from Kat, she's a straight line on a heart monitor, the personality of a wet paper towel, even her tattoo work is just badly copied Disney characters, she can't even really pretend to be creative. In every photo she takes its like the lights are on but nobody's home in that brain. She's like a non person, she's a blank space where a person should be, a walking void.

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No. 1618154

>>355064

funny how we called this five years ago.

No. 1618169

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>>1617755
Honestly, she'd probably look better if she put on a little weight. Her face shape is weirdly gaunt and jowly even though I don't find her overall features ugly. Contouring her nose would really do her some good too.

>>1617757
>>1617785
Similar content to Jake too. A rare shitty cover here or there, promises of streams/content that never happen, and dumb react videos.

>>1617910
>>1617914
Kek. Five exciting phrases! Including "Daddy!" "Yum!" and of course, "Shots!".

No. 1618281

>>1618169
She has less vocabulary than a tickle me Elmo doll

No. 1618286

Well we’ll…Kaya has been carefully curating her selfies. That candid photo with her thunder thighs, double chin..you can literally see the biscuit dough belly through the dress bc of its texture.Everyone else mentioned here has their tattoos and appearance picked apart but ppl saying Kaya looks good and her tattoos are fine. She’s literally the same person she was she just leaves the house now bc she’s codependent and can’t stand being alone. Is she paying people to come here and compliment her or something? Her and Fake both got horrifying tattoos around their ears and they are equally terrible. Hers looks like someone told a 8 yr old to draw tree branches and we all know that’s the Quake symbol.. she’s lying.

No. 1618311

>>1618154
Didn't she also say he cheated early on into the relationship, but she let it slide then? I might be mixing it up with another cow though.

>>1618286
>having friends = codependence
>taking flattering selfies = carefully curating selfies
>Kaya is paying anons to compliment her!
kek, salt-chan is back with a vengeance. Kaya is kind of chubby and has a weak chin/big nose, we've acknowledged that multiple times itt. She's lost some of the weight since the break-up and is still going to the gym, doesn't feel terribly milky unless she gives up and gains it all back suddenly. The tattoo thing is the milkiest thing about her rn and I wish she'd slow down, but even she acknowledges it here >>1618011

Honestly, salt-chan, why do you seem to loathe Kaya so much above all others? She's pretty dull as far as milk goes, I really don't get it. You never really seem to talk about anyone else unless it's comparing them to Kaya and saying she's just as bad if not worse. Even when that is obviously not true.

No. 1618323

>>1618286
Again, compared to the behaviour of half the other cows discussed in the thread Kaya's body and face shape is not milk, she's also literally said in a Q&A that she feels like she's put on weight recently so she's even acknowledged the shit you're nitpicking her for, nice try though

No. 1618338

>>1618286 Nonnie, who the fuck doesn't post flattering selfies? It's instagram not your registration documents for the stasi

No. 1618356

>>1618286
Lmfao you have to be a deranged conspiracy theorists to assume people are being paid to post positively on lolcow dot com. Seek help

No. 1618398

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No. 1618401

>>1618286
> Is she paying people to come here and compliment her or something?

Equally retarded question: Are Jake or his idiot whore paying YOU to come here and rag on the ex??? Kek.

No. 1618406

>>1618286
This has got to be jake or one of his hard pay pigs. No one guns this hard over topics that have been picked at for years.

No one has said Kaya is hot, we’ve said she’s lost weight and starting to look good. Kaya is currently doing everything to improve her life after being beaten down for years. Jake on the other hand has blamed Kaya for everything and is literally showing everyone that he was the problem

No. 1618411

>>1618169
I though he was Jeffrey star for a moment
Forgot this tool existed

No. 1618413

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>>1618286
what is a snacc trying to achieve in here? remember you're donating to this thumb.

No. 1618414

>>1618012
Potential up coming stomach tatttoo? before jake gets his new tattoo this will not impress him lol

No. 1618426

>>1618286
You somehow managed to ignore the more than a handful of people who also said they didn't like the tattoos she's gotten so I really don't get what your problem is

No. 1618471

>>1617914
remember Barcelona? "DRINKS" "SANGRIA"

No. 1618483

>>1618471
Jake and Kat are leaving for Croatia in a day or 2 so pictures of Rakija incoming.

No. 1618538

>>1618401
Grant lurks, most likely posts. So does the short fat blonde one.

I think it's a stretch to nitpick Kat and call her ugly or boring when she's not even trying to have a social media career. People claiming its not milk to comment on Kaya's appearance a cow of a decade going through many superficial changes, yet keep posting a literal who because she fucks Jake.

Kaya and Jake are two cows. They've broken up months ago yet are still synonymous with one another. Like I can't believe how proud people are acting because a near 30 year old woman has all the time in the world to keep her place tidy. Let's raise this woman up on a pedestal to make her ex boyfriend miss her. Like did this thread turn into her pr team.

No. 1618552

>>1618538
>Grant lurks, most likely posts. So does the short fat blonde one

Tinfoil or actually?

No. 1618557

>>1618538

I doubt anyone's goal is to try and make Jake jealous of Kaya's "glow up". Nobody needs to go to bat for her to make him realize he threw away a secure relationship with a woman who has more than 5 words in her vocabulary for Kat. Kek.

No. 1618572

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>>1618538
>Like I can't believe how proud people are acting because a near 30 year old woman has all the time in the world to keep her place tidy.

Are you actually retarded or just willfully ignorant? No one is “proud” of Kaya for keeping her house nice - we’re pointing out that Jake blamed his own shortcomings on her. Jesus - I’m starting to think you are dumb enough to actually be Kat.

No. 1618591

>>1618538
>I think it's a stretch to nitpick Kat and call her ugly or boring when she's not even trying to have a social media career.

She is, though. She might not be going the "influencer" route, but she uses social media to advertise both her tattooing and OF. It all goes hand in hand. She deserves it just as much as Jake and is a bigger cow than Kaya right now.

Also she is extremely ugly and boring, would never be able to make it as an "influencer" even if she tried. She is a basic butterface who looks decent at first glance because she's skinny and wears makeup. But in reality she is a bore who Jake is using as a trophy. He doesn't truly love her at all. She just makes him feel masculine for once in his life.

No. 1618593

>>1618552
They are reaching and tinfoiling obviously. But just in case they aren't: Hey Grant you sexy beautiful beast, how you doing? ;) lmao(;))

No. 1618609

>>1618011
I hate when people throw this phrase around but the speed at which she's getting new tattoos gives me anxiety. I bet she has a lot of shit to unload after being with Fake for so long but go to therapy or something, you're gonna run out of room soon

No. 1618610

>>1618609
There is also a point where it start to become tacky and over cluttered

No. 1618641

>>1618591
>Kat is extremely ugly
C’mon

No. 1618655

>>1618538
Nitpick Kat? She’s a alcoholic mom that left her husband for a failing YouTube star?

And you don’t have to have all the time in the world to clean up after yourself. You just have to have basic hygiene. Stop telling on yourself.

No. 1618659

>>1618641
Considering beauty is subjective, you can agree or disagree. It doesn't really matter. Imo she is ugly. Her bad tattoos fully break her appearance.
But you can't deny anything else from that whole post.

No. 1618660

>>1618609 They are also all small except the head ones (which I don't think look good but if she likes them, whatever). I think it looks kinda crap when people just get loads of small tattoos from whatever artist rather than slowly getting sessions on a bigger piece that's more cohesive.

The only one I've liked that she's had in this manic phase is the cobweb on her ear, which I thought was cute and nice placement, everything else just seems like filler rather than something special, beautiful or meaningful. It's not especially milky since most people get shit tattoos but I do think she'll regret some of them.

No. 1618661

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No. 1618673

>>1618483
nah, rakija's too strong for them (and non-locals generally)

No. 1618674

>>1618660
I agree with you except for the bug arm. The way it's done you can add a background that turns it into a sleeve. Though the scissors and ghost in closet tattoos are really gorgeous though. But those are her only tattoos that I like personally. Though I'm not mad about the head tattoo it looks kind of cool.

No. 1618676

>>1617902
she has fucked up teeth but wants to pose like a sex doll with her mouth ajar. showing the lower teeth hides the crooked top teeth.

No. 1618681

>>1618538
>>1618286
You know that if you don't like how/what people are posting you're not government mandated to read or post here, right? You might be happier if you stopped trying to police people's opinions just because you think they aren't picking on Kaya enough for your particular taste

No. 1618682

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No. 1618686

>>1618538
How is “modeling” on Instagram and Onlyfans “not even trying to have a social media career”? are you dumb? And kat is ugly, she looks like a busted jeffree Star before he got a nose job and lip fillers to feminize his face. she is unattractive especially for someone who thinks they have what it takes to get people to pay for their lewds. she is what, 35? she would already be a successful alt model if she was ever cute enough. Kaya was decent looking and therefore poppin’ back when she was younger. kat not so much and not for lack of trying

No. 1618762

>>1618572
I’m not the original anon in >>1618538 but I do agree with their point, it’s BASED.
Ever since the breakup happened, there has been an influx of retarded twitterfag posters who came to stay, and have since continuously been shitting up the threads with this type of autistic, day-to-day rehashed praise for the absolute bare human minimum, and for following the norms of basic human behaviour in the society.

Yeah, it’s not EVERYONE, and a lot of the farmers do stick to the constructive "what Fake preached vs reality". But you cannot deny that there now is this everpresent — seriously — Kaya "pr-team", that polices what can be said about Kaya and what can not, whilst praising her for the most autistic of things and gushing over her unattainable features that only exist in their own heads.

Sure, everyone can have an opinion. But the discourse policing and labelling who’s #teamkaya and who’s #teamjake (like, they’re BOTH cows, okay?) is just over the top, and sucking all the fun and common sense out of these threads.
I’m starting to share the sentiment of the anon in >>1610851 in that I sometimes wish it weren’t as easy to find lolcow.

Sage for retardedly long vent and partial derail, but since the thread is reaching its end anyway, there’s that.

No. 1618783

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No. 1618785

>>1618762
Complains about an influx of new twitterfags. Writes a newfag essay about it. Just stfu.

No. 1618790

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Congratulations again Jake on more new content. After reconsideration he is reacting again to alt tiktok. To change stuff up you know. So it's him trying to be nice to alt teens and you can see the fucking pain on his face that he can't say out loud what he really thinks. Can't wait for his Croatia vlog that will consist of him and Kat being drunk as fuck and pictures of booze instead of scenery like the Barcelona one.

No. 1618811

>>1618790
Not a regular ITT but he's become unfathomably ugly

No. 1618920

>>1618538
Anons literally have talked about not liking Kaya's hair, tattoos, outfits, etc. Just because people don't agree with the obvious vendetta chan doesn't mean we're dick riding Kaya. Do you actually know Grant, Kaya, whoever, or are you just pulling things out of your ass with no receipts nonny?

>>1614141
Hey tinfoil chan this new one actually types and spaces things like Raven and seems to allude to being somewhat in the orbit. Maybe you summoned the ghoul. kek

No. 1619031

>>1618762
Complains about content policing whilst also trying to content police, very good, very smart. The debate should not be Kaya/Jake good Vs Kaya/Jake bad, it should be if it's milk or not milk.
People having a tantrum because posters don't want to nitpick Kaya's nose again for the millionth time isn't milk. Sure, there could be an influx of people from Twitter who found lolcow through the breakup drama, boo hoo, nothing that can be done about it! Cope or leave- it shouldn't surprise you that people have different opinions on the internet.

Throwing your toys out the pram because no one clapped when you said "Kaya fat!!!" Is also not milk, it's the equivalent of vegan cheese.

No. 1619068

>>1618661
She looks so much fresh face with this hair colour I like the yellow ends

No. 1619075

>>1619068
What are you doing here complimenting her? Haven’t you heard? Kat’s a hideous troll. Get outta here before the pitchforks come.

No. 1619076

>>1619068
>fresh face
Kek anon her face looks like raw bread dough in that pic

No. 1619082

>>1619068
doesn’t she have the best smile? snaggle toothed AND tobacco stained. trophy gf material right here. flat thin shitty hair and grown out sink water grayish green blonde as her flattering natural color. SO pretty and FRESH with those thin lips, too. you’re totally in the right space on the Internet to compliment prince jake and his wonderful princess snaggle tooth, wholesome cute couple right there. I hope they get married and rub it in all your hater bitter facie wacies and make Kaya cry because she isn’t a balding, aging, crackhead-thin, drunkorexic skank next door. I hope they live stream the engagement so the fans can roll around drunk in unison hee hee! send your mental disability checks for their hunny fund. Jake and kat deserve it! shots! sangrias! drinks!
/////////s

No. 1619085

>>1619082
girl I agree but you're being a little over the top, it was definitely bait

No. 1619102

>>1619085
princess snaggletooth anon is as annoying as kaya nose anon tbh. We get that Kat is mediocre looking, but the real milk is that she is a cheating alcoholic whore. kek

No. 1619103

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Are those…wrinkles beside his brow bones? They can't just be piercing scars. Makes sense why he hides behind skin smoothing filters all the time. He has the skin of a forty year old.

No. 1619104

>>1619068
Guys I was being honest it looks better then blue

>>1619082
You guys are just plain cruel and should look in the mirror and see that you are not perfect too everyone has flaws how would u feel if someone wrote about everything wrong with you? Yeah I know this lolcow and I should expect this but dam u straight up so bitter about someone you will never meet get a grip omg
Sorry your dream couple kaya and jake broke up don’t have to sulk so hard about it

No. 1619112

>>1619104
>You guys are just plain cruel and should look in the mirror and see that you are not perfect too everyone has flaws
>how would u feel if someone wrote about everything wrong with you
Are you new here? In what world would Jake with anyone be a dream couple? Even Kat would be better off without him. You sound like a lost snacc. lmao

No. 1619115

>>1619103
Aw look at Mr " I need snacc donations because I couldn't possibly fly anything other than first class " crammed into that budget airline seat.

No. 1619118

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Saying things like this and going on constant vacations while you have a toddler screams "I don't want to be a mom".

No. 1619120

>>1619118
God that's vapid, even when she's trying to be sexy she can't bang two braincells together and be even a tiny bit original or creative

No. 1619136

>>1618790

So I managed to watch about 30 seconds of that video before his face gave me the rage.

I love how he’s rebranded his most profitable videos as his most ‘authentic’ ones. We all know this is the only stuff that makes you money Fake. No fuckers interested in your blogs or your god awful attempts at music, this is it for you now, a bloated, 31 year old man child making fun of kids on the internet. Well done!

No. 1619150

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>>1618790
I half assed this, but fill in the blanks nonnys. What is Jake reacting to next. kek

No. 1619167

>>1619118
It's like she's trying to win the contest for trashiest woman in Belfast>>1619118

No. 1619171

>>1619112
Hate to be the one to break it to you but this is a gossip forum, people don't come here to be nice about the people discussed here.

No. 1619173

>>1619112
Dream couple thing was a joke if you couldn’t tell and nah I been here since thread 12 just i never seen some spaz out so hard writing a whole paragraph on how they don’t like Some one face
It just came off as a very sad obsessive person no one else would notice the fine details they wrote in the paragraph saddo lol

No. 1619177

>Sorry your dream couple kaya and jake broke up don’t have to sulk so hard about it

Um, no. No one on the fucking planet is sulking about that, if anything there was a collective cheer the second they broke up because we all knew what a toxic piece of garbage he was. And (while it will never be enough for some certain anons) it cannot be argued that Kaya is doing a hell of a lot better without him. She's happier, healthier, looking better then she has in years, social, has a beautiful home, etc. Meanwhile he's aged ten years and his house looks like a smelly dorm.

The reason Skat is getting dragged through the mud along with him is she destroyed her entire life, and helped him burn down his. She was married with a toddler and decided to throw it all away for Emo Lord Farquad over there and -that- is why people hate her. It's just straight up shitty to do that to your family. And ironic as fuck considering the reason Stumpy hates his mother so much is because she essentially did the same thing to his family when he was young.

No. 1619194

>>1619177
Different anon here but read they said it was a joke >>1619177
Don’t get your pants in a twist cause you can’t read
Ha

No. 1619196

>>1619104
Here's what I'll give you: the yellow makes her teeth look less so. Now go home and never return

>>1619103
>>1619115
"Tired" kek he looks like death. His new lifestyle is catching up fast

No. 1619197

>>1618661
Kat is human trash based on the obvious, but I will admit that this picture (less makeup, genuine-looking smile, no forced “fuck me” look) is much more flattering. I think she looks kinda nice here - not hot or gorgeous, but definitely attractive.

No. 1619205

>>1619194
They also said they've been here since thread 12 but I doubt that because they certainly don't sound like it lol. "It was a joke" is always an easy way to backtrack.

No. 1619214

>>1619194
They posted 'it was a joke' literally as I was writing that, so I didn't see it til after I'd replied, but I also feel the 'it was a joke' thing was a walk back.

No. 1619223

File: 1660827329348.jpg (Spoiler Image,166.34 KB, 720x1079, drumsticks .jpg)

It's like he makes it a personal chalenge to post the least flattering, most unnatractive pictures he possibly could. Ew.

No. 1619225

>>1619223
What the fuck even is this? It’s not just the pose but the entire look. He looks like a twink

No. 1619237

>>1619223
He is too stubby to pull off the hoochie daddy shorts.

No. 1619245

>>1619103
Not sober in this pic. What else.

No. 1619247

>>1619223
It’s serving old crusty alcoholic barfly about to fall off the stool after his 17th Miller High Life

No. 1619248

File: 1660830670733.gif (1.17 MB, 350x179, 5392F5C6-4CC5-4D54-88AB-3F1D02…)

>>1619223
He really has no idea how repulsive he is to the average female, does he?

No. 1619249

>>1619223 giant baby trying to hold up it's full shitty nappy

No. 1619250

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It's amazing. They literally just arrived and their hotel room already looks like this.

No. 1619262

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>>1619223
It's just hit me who they remind me of (but with eyeliner)

No. 1619266

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God they are so chavvy.

No. 1619270

>>1619266
OMFG WHAT THE HELL. This girl needs to stop drinking immediately and see a dentist, get some exfoliator and take care of her kid. She looks 60

No. 1619272

>>1619266
I like how salty anon was going on about how beautiful she is, then the most recent photo looks like it was saved from Faces of Meth

No. 1619278

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>>1619266
The best part of this is he used a face blurring photo of himself and left her out there in the wind

No. 1619279

>>1619223
Hold me back anons! I can’t resist an aging, stumpy chav, who’s clearly three sheets to the wind already with a cigarette hanging out of his gob.

He looks fucking awful.

And how, how? Is that hotel room in such a state when they’ve only just arrived?

No. 1619309

>>1619250
I get that there would be stuff on the bed while unpacking but why the fuck have they already thrown shit on the floor?

No. 1619312

>>1619266

She's got the same alcoholism-induced scalloped tongue thing that Shayna has. Rank

No. 1619333

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>>1619223
He reminds me of the gay steel workers kek

No. 1619334

>>1619333
The gay steel worker facing the camera is fine ngl

No. 1619344

>>1618762
I'm based anon Kek, I haven't responded to any of the replies to my post because they fucking tell on themselves with they're whinging and twitter memes.

No. 1619345

>>1618920
Yea, I've got them all on fb lmao

No. 1619349

>>1619333
That's so insulting to the gay steel workers, they look miles better than fake

No. 1619394

>>1619278
So it begins? He is now making Kat look terrible while making himself "presentable," according to him anyway. Didn't he go out of his way to tear Kaya down by presenting in the most unflattering angles on video? To get a power dynamic and make her feel like shit about herself.

No. 1619401

>>1619173
I'm here since 2 Nd also noted this change. Altcows used to be way more interesting, with real milk and people commenting interesting stuff, now it's just a circle jerk of judging people's faces, not even their looks. Especially since kaya and Jake broke up there's a lot of new people, and it's obvious it's a lot of young people who aren't even alternative, hence all the out of place nitpicking about alternative people doing alternative things, dressing alternative… everything is too alternative for this new people. This is not the point here, thia is not a thread in which we laugh at how ugly they are for shaving their heads and wearing weird makeup, it's a place where alternative people gather to gossip about the "famous alt people". Please stupid tiktok teenagers, get a grip or fuck off to Jake and Kaya's thread.

No. 1619406

>>1619394
This post is bang on, he always used shit angles on Kaya and he's doing it again now with Kat. Such a meagre little man he is.
Aside a relative of mine would literally get down on the floor to take a picture of our family to try (and fail) and make us look bad kek, insecure men amirite

No. 1619409

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No. 1619411

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What the hobbit thinks is a good photo of himself:

No. 1619429

>>1619411
Is smoking in hotel rooms even allowed in Croatia? And using that cigarette as a prop to look“cool”and“hip” is such 12 year old behavior. Literally no one thinks it’s cool anymore. It’s giving “hello fellow kids” vibes

No. 1619457

>>1619278
Christ is she chewing tobacco or something? How do a persons teeth turn this colour if they’re partaking in the very basics of dental hygiene? Was she given tetracycline as a child or something?

No. 1619482

>>1619406
I’m not even sure it’s a deliberate attempt to bring his girlfriends down (it totally could be, I wouldn’t put it past him), I think he’s genuinely just too narcissistic to give a single shit. Like that friend who posts a shitty pic of you because SHE looked good in it but so much creepier.

>>1619115
Oh shit, I totally forgot about this! And aren’t they staying in a Motel One? How long before he blames Skat for “holding him back” because she didn’t have the same work ethic as him or some bs like that.

>>1619266
See, Anon who was complaining about hows just ragging on people’s appearances was right, and yet…I’m floored by these Chuckie doll teeth.

No. 1619509

>>1619118
Don't understand these bitches who want to be "daddy's little girl/kitten" and also a grownup sex goddess who wears corsets and stilettos. Pick one.

No. 1619533

File: 1660857440014.jpg (764.18 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20220818-225458_Ins…)

Jake and Kat started to drink (more) just now and might post stupid stuff in their stories soon.

No. 1619677

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Kaya's doing collaborations again, meanwhile I don't think jake has collaborated with ANYBODY in his entire yt career except kaya because she was there, and even then he said she had to beg him.

By the way if it's a tattoo fail video why would you yourself have a sonic sleeve

No. 1619681

>>1619677
He collabed with Violet Orlandi a long time ago, also K if she counts. Don't know of anyone else.

No. 1619806

>>1619103
no hissy fits about nitpicking kat please, but her under eyes are so lined it looks like she is doing that Korean makeup trend, fat eyes or smiling eyes whatever it is called. I’m not hating I actually thinks she looks nice in this angle and it looks like a photo of an attractive mom with her zit faced teenage son. Did jake ever have an acne problem? he needs to start taking care of himself. drugs like crank can also cause the rough skin.

No. 1619814

>>1619806
That's literally just her makeup creasing bc she has mad crows feet and eye wrinkles kek.

No. 1619819

>>1619104
cry, baby, cry! save it for skat’s Instagram comments, she is literally in the title of this page, and in case you haven’t noticed it’s not a fan site.
a farmer being perfect or not doesn’t change that it’s probably a good idea to fix one’s fucking teeth if they are going to try to make money off being attractive

No. 1619825

>>1619272
Lmao, seriously! and the person above saltyanon whining that pointing out her snaggle tooth is annoying… but how the FUCK are we supposed to ignore this? It’s literally brown and hiding behind her other teeth… it’s the facts, not even an exaggeration.

No. 1619832

>>1619825
I agree we're not supposed to ignore weird shit about cows appearances, but how many times will me literally repeat the same sentences about how Jake is a short thumb with bad skin and how Kat is skinny fat, looks like jefree star, and has yellowed ugly teeth? Also, how they both look old as hell. It's all true, but it's not gossip for fucks sake! Yes, we all agree, can we wait until they do something to talk about them? Anything. Because THAT is the point. How is saying "she has a snaggle tooth" for the nth time any interesting? How is this even gossip??? You seem obsessed and I hate to break it to you, but bitches, you're fans.

No. 1619848

>>1619832
Probably the same amount of times people point out kayas laziness, desperate begging, unflattering body pics etc etc. nobody here let’s anything go- that’s the point so just deal with it and give us some milk

No. 1619851

>>1619832
Because it’s the same un saged mega fan who keeps commenting the same shit over and over because they have a hate boner for kat. We get it you hate her teeth. I agree with the anon who called them out it is obsessive at this point like you also said.

No. 1619866

>>1619272
Never said she was beautiful all I said was I liked her brown hair you guys really like to twist things

No. 1619870

>>1619832
Then post milk instead of complaining about the discussion for the 10th time?

No. 1619875

>>1617083
Interested: has she actually any pole dance skills or does she just pose on the pole because pole dancers are hot?

No. 1619891

Beauty is subjective, from what we know of Kat and her behaviour she's absolutely hideous as a human being

No. 1619896

>>1619875
I vaguely remember when jake and kaya broke up everyone was saying his gf a pole dance but I cba to go back and find out

No. 1619918

>>1619278
Whats going on with his hands/wrist? They look super dry and wrinkly, eww.

No. 1619979

>>1619918
Oh my is that arm hair or dehydration

No. 1619990

>>1619918
I just looked and it goes all the way up past his elbow.Filter glitch? Cause of that his actual skin that just gross.

No. 1619995

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No. 1620005

>>1619896
She’s taking the occasional classes but since there’s no footage of her to be found actually doing something on the pole I’ll just assume she also doesn’t have any talent in that regard kek

No. 1620025

>>1619918
It's bizarre! It's not hair, it's not scars, if you look at the upper arm there's flaky skin

I've only seen that in elderly people when their skin goes thin!

No. 1620026

>>1619918
Sorry blogpost.

I had foot surgery years ago, it was bandaged for 3 weeks and obviously couldn't get the stitches wet.

My skin began peeling like a reptile. That's what his arm looks like, like he doesn't wash!

No. 1620031

>>1620025
A few threads back someone speculated that he might be doing coke as well as the alcoholism. I've never seen it get to that point before it can make your skin pretty papery after a while.

No. 1620044

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It's happy alcoholic time again!

No. 1620063

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The neck tattoo is doing him no favours

No. 1620084

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Jake was hogging the filter

No. 1620098

>>1620026
put "sage" on the email field when you blogpost, anon

>>1619918
idk just looks like hair to me, very similar to the stuff on his chest

No. 1620127

>>1620063
>The neck tattoo is doing him no favours
what neck are you talking about lol
I also see skat is doing the good old hollow back move to make it look like she has curves

No. 1620128

>>1617910
>Has anyone noticed how they only communicate to eachother using buzz words and emojis? It is so weird. They are so vapid and loveless.
how are these people 30 years old. absolute degenerates putting on a show for… who? his 12 yo fans?

No. 1620139

>>1620026
The thought of him not washing makes me violently ill

I hope its sun burn or a filter glitch blegh

No. 1620144

>>1620063
The neck tattoo ruined his looks imo not that I was attracted to him but soon he got it he looked fat necked/ round faced and bloated all around that area and the fact it colour just makes it worst cause it will fade into a huge blob eventually

No. 1620148

>>1620144
soon he got it he looked fat

That's because is is fat, look at them rolls lamao

No. 1620170

>>1620063
Every photo they taken together she has a cigarette between her fingers her voice must sound awful

No. 1620173

>>1620031
There was probably a high chance he did coke during his tours and his breakup freedom bender I wouldn’t put it past them to be coke users. Has he got receding gums or a drippy nose yet? That’s when you know they are active users.
I have a local tattoo studio who sells coke it’s gross that it’s so available theses days. But wouldn’t put it past them

No. 1620191

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His latest story is featuring his drunk gf stumbling around and Jake commenting "you're so cute!!!"…

No. 1620197

>>1620191
Beginning to think Jake just has a fetish for humiliating his girlfriends. He has no woman's best interest in mind

No. 1620201

>>1620191
You forgot they were looking at the map where to go for drinks to find the best long island ice tea. That's literally what Jake said. They are in gorgeous Croatia to get drunk.

No. 1620204

>>1620197
I also start to believe you're right. It would have been so easy to cut the video just two seconds shorter at the end to hide her loosing finally balance completely.
>>1620201
Croatia is beautiful. I know this area and there are so many beautiful places to visit. It's simply a shame.

No. 1620205

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No. 1620211

>>1620201
Money is wasted on people like them. What I wouldn't give to be able to travel to places like that and Barcelona and be able to experience the people and the beauty. They go to get drunk with an Instagramable background.

No. 1620263

>>1620191
I wondered what she was doing in the video wash’s she jumping back wards or straight up falling twice

No. 1620269

>>1620191
drunk brits in croatia, what else is new

No. 1620281

>>1620263
Jumping and falling, the first time gaining balance back, second time not so much …

No. 1620305

>>1619918
Might be an imprint from lying on a towel or something?

No. 1620313

>>1620191
So…the exact content him and Kaya were making when they were like, 17…Grow the fuck up.

No. 1620327

Fake’s ex bandmate Connor is at the beach with his girlfriend as well. I wonder if by chance they went with Fake and Skat and are keeping it hush since I think Lynn was supportive of Kaya? Total tinfoil but I’m just speculating since these cows are running pretty dry these days

No. 1620337

>>1620201
>the best long island ice tea

Aren't they all kinda the same? It's a pretty basic ass cocktail, not like it's a Manhattan or something with a ton of variation

No. 1620380

>>1620191
The way he said "you're doing good, sweetie!" while she was toddling around and pointing to the map made me cringe so hard. Like, she wasn't even doing anything? Sounds just like someone teaching their kid to ride a bike for the first time or something. If a man ever talked to me like that, I'd deck them lol. Someone should make Try Not to Cringe: Skat edition.

>>1619266
Holy shit she looks so bad in buns and pigtails. I feel like someone has to be cute to pull them off. She looks far too old to pull them off, and she's far too old to be acting like a dumb little kid.

No. 1620419

>>1620170
imagine kissing jake or kat’s crusty ass thin lips, dry lumpy tongues, chain smoking ashtray mouths. they must smell horrible. add that smell alcoholics get where it is like coming out of their pores when they sweat.

No. 1620432

>>1620327
post it??

No. 1620454

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>>1620432
Whoops sorry!

No. 1620528

>>1620380
And when she pointed to where they were he said aw you're so cute, the bare minimum impresses him apparently despite his edgy tween persona of hating everything and having high standards. The contrast is funny

No. 1620615

>>1620063
It actually looks like Kat has put on a little weight recently?

Jake too. lmao

No. 1620680

>>1620615
when they’re not eating their cigarettes, they’re eating KFC. and cocktails have tons of calories.
NOT a nitpick so the body positivity brigade don’t get all triggered, but kat’s arms looked bigger in the Instagram story, like a normal person’s instead of a stick figure with osteoporosis. it might be jake’s rude lense choices/angles, though.
Jake looks like a beached tattooed whale. call the Sea Shepard for such cruelty.

No. 1620688

>>1620680
Jake definitely has put on some Wright, it all goes directly to his face and neck, giving him that classic thumb appearance ( made worse by his neck tattoo) Kat always looks worryingly thin to me tbh, I can't say I've noticed a difference in her



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