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No. 1591715
For all the attention seekers, grifters and other assorted idiots in the alternative community
Most recent cows:
-Jake Munro aka Snake aka Fake, extremely unoriginal "musician", after his Casey Neistat imitation vlogs didn't take off he got famous from doing TikTok react videos. Known for copying the aesthetics of many musicians such as MM and Dir En Grey. Music is really unoriginal too, his most successful songs are covers. Has an obsessive cult fanbase of tweens and lonely middle aged women, calls himself "goth daddy" after saying all goths are cunts. Got his channel started by leeching off his gf, Kaya, then dumped her when he got famous enough
-ToxicTears (kaya), veteran youtuber, one of the OG "goths", used to get hundreds of thousands of views but her channel has dwindled, now she constantly makes excuses not to film and when she does it's usually an unboxing or a Q&A or GRWM. Has been pretty active on TikTok lately
-Kat Paine aka Skat, married tattoo artist who Jake cheated on Kaya with, has a kid
-Jude Bishop, OF thot and ddlg pedo-pandering pickme who is also "goth", has her own thread but crosses over here too, publicly thirsts for Jake
-ItsBlackFriday (freyja), goth youtuber, country hopper, terrible planner
-Psychara, witchy instagoth who fries her hair
-Of Herbs and Altars (Dorian), alt youtuber who does videos on her ana and drugs past, believes she can fuck ghosts
-Adora BatBrat, instagoth who likes posting provocative stuff for shock value
-Ruadhan, youtuber, rambling shit stirrer
…and other cows who are discussed but not necessarily producing significant or frequent milk
Updates from last thread:
>Alleged confirmation of Jake cheating on Kaya >>1550896 >Jude gets lip fillers, still looks awful >>1552347 >Jake goes to Berlin to watch his FTM friends band, ends up sad and alone eating mcnuggets in the middle of the night >>1553652 >Freya whinges about getting covid, getting burgled, nothing can ever go right for her >>1558014>Jake's plushie campaign fails miserably >>1563608 >Kaya flourishes in her new house, opens gifts from her followers >>1564292 and generally seems a lot happier about life compared to when she was stuck with Jake>Kaya's mum throws shade >>1566234 >Jake takes trip to Nashville to catsit and alienate more fans >>1566507 while being ignored by everyone >>1568065 >Jude acquires ugly beardy they/them moid daddy >>1567148 >brief mention of drac_macens >>1571591 >Jake takes Skat to everywhere he ever visited with Kaya >>1574698 >Mamie tries to stay relevant, fails >>1579876 >Tranny o'Reilly spergs about now hating Jake when he was more than happy to crawl up his arse before >>1585289 >Skat is a shit tattooist >>1586816 >Latter half of thread littered with autist nonnies infighting over Kaya, is she gay >>1587880 probably not >>1589785 is she still a cow, who knows but these ladies are here to sperg about it for dozens of posts>Jake continues day drinking and infantalising the older woman and mother he is sleeping with >>1590983 Last thread
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No. 1591718
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Thank you art anons for the thread pics, it was hard to pick one. Apologies for brief write up of last thread, it's currently a heatwave in Britbong land and the last thread was a clusterfuck but did my best
No. 1592315
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Finally posts something, lens is dirty, nails look gross, same stupid fingers pose and that hair dye job looks a bit shit on first inspection. But hey, he put on eye liner this time!
If his new video is not another shitty tiktok react video I will be shocked.
No. 1592396
>>1592381that's exactly what it's going to be
also, oh dear lord those filters working overtime and not even improving his ugly mug. he has a look on his dead eyes like he is starting to realize how fucked his life has become… and IM GLAD
No. 1592454
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From his twitter yesterday, I’m pretty sure it was Kaya who got him into YouTube but who am I to judge lol
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And another one, I hope he’ll just drop it and never think about rapping again
No. 1592503
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The quoted tweet ends with:
“you both seemed amazing together, I just don't get you anymore”
Just wait until Kaya finally spills everything, I’m 100% sure he’ll have a major tantrum online
No. 1592511
>>1592503Wasn’t he the one who left it as kaya hurt me bad or something along those lines
Of course people are joking to ask
No. 1592535
New video from Freezer. It's a trip to the Scottish Owl Centre. Overall it's pretty boring, I'll spare you the details, but it's nice to see her and her family at least doing something mildly interesting and being out of the house.
What really bothers me is that Freezer now apparently keeps showing her baby's face on YouTube. Of course, as many anons predicted way before the birth, the baby is always dressed in black, has a black pram, and so on. The baby is cute, but why incorporate her into your videos as another testament of your awesomely epic goff family life? It just rubs me the wrong way.
Quote all the comments under her videos that include her baby, "she'll be like Wednesday Addams XDD", "victorian vampire baby", and shit like that.
No. 1592568
>>1592503"IIIII ended the relationship"
ok jakey, make sure you always remember how was YOU the one that fucked your own life (and almost kaya's)
fucking delusional narc
No. 1592573
>>1592504He's probably so stupid he thinks they can see his reply.
>>1592503Nothing wrong with this reply or approach, except his shitass drunk posting and angry replies on Youtube, this isn't actually what he has done. He has shit on Kaya several times already. When his channel is totally tanked he'll probably make a tell-all for views.
No. 1592598
>>1592579He’s really alienating the poor idiots dumb enough to stick around.
>>1592511 He STARTED saying this but originally in the video he’s referring to “it was mutual and just the best thing for them”.
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Apparently he's already introduced to Kat's son
No. 1592689
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He lost it cause he was drunk more than likely.
No. 1592713
>>1592689Recap for those who can't be arsed to watch:
Warning he got drunk (surprise) and that we should not think he's an alcoholic because of 1 video of him being drunk on his birthday. (lets just ignore the dozens of cocktail pics and the empty bottle of beer right in front of his face)
Talking about the fun night out with other people like we did not see his sad vid at 1 eating nuggets all alone.
Old lady stole his wallet. Tries to tell is flight story and can't remember the whole story. (Good thing he's not an alcoholic).
Talks about his rage but somehow now he can flip a switch and no longer rage. (uhu sure jake) He is really proud of himself that he got home without his wallet and missing his plane.
Nashville: was supposed to be a collaborative trip but it didn't work out. So they just hang out and it was fun for him because apparently he had people to talk to, which he does not have at home, because he is now the only youtuber in Northern Ireland. (Kaya?)
Jake is now thinking about producing. He's been writing songs and learning to mix more. He got new hardware stuff coming in (he can chuck it with the rest of shit he never uses)
He's going on vacation to Croatia with kat.
No. 1592719
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Couldn't be bothered to clean up your shit tip before taking a picture, Jake? His table really is starting to look like the thread pic. Is that sake?
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>>1592719It's giving me Are You Afraid of the Dark? Tale of the Renegade Virus vibes.
No. 1592950
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The views …..(1)
No. 1592951
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>>1592950(2)And like situation on his social media is getting worse… way worse. He’s going to have to get a real part time job in the near future. Those aren’t the numbers you can live on.
No. 1592995
>>1592443>>1592744lmao ty nonnys.
>>1592719>how can ppl think I'm an alcoholic off ONE video>posts multiple videos shitfaced>multiple IG stories flexing his multiple long island iced teas>literally has a bunch of empties behind him in photo promoting this videosure jake.
>>1592713Ngl, kind of hope he keeps lovebombing Kat with the random vacation trips and dozens of overpriced cocktails. Just means he'll be broke sooner than later. We'll see just how long Kat sticks around after that. lmao
No. 1593015
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>>1592951He looks like he sloppily blew Grimace
No. 1593147
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Kaya has an ear tattoo. You'd think she'd wash her crusty ass ears beforehand.Gross.
No. 1593395
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Glad she's recovering from addiction but did she celebrate by getting even more lip fillers kek
No. 1593450
>>1593147I bet her piercing have that cheesy smell
Gross
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… that was fast.
No. 1593776
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But Snake's version of just dealing with it is to punch holes in walls isn't it
No. 1593809
>>1593731Which is literally alcoholism kek, that’s my point. You’re spot on.
>>1593776It’s giving “don’t be depressed, just cheer up”, fucking idiot.
No. 1593871
>>1593478Jake has always had the weirdest hate boner for Americans.
Not even the American government, but specifically the citizens for some reason.
No. 1594025
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Not rewe milky that’s why i sage but i remember her just recently announcing she has a new boyfriend? Kek anyone knows who it was?
No. 1594112
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Those views be dropping like a stone Fake…
No. 1594502
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KVD throwing out all her spooky books
No. 1594504
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Second half of post
No. 1594527
>>1594502>>1594504what a retarded take, dear lord!
>>1594498he looks like an angry sPoOKy grandma
No. 1594558
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>>1594502 Apparently this post was edited from her calling the books "demonic"
Lulz at her making a big deal about taking her garbage occult book collection which is just random crap from a bunch of different traditions + some crappy old tarot decks to the thrift store but making it out to be some big spiritual cleansing. Be Here Now by Ram Dass is just a book about yoga ffs.
>>1594543Exactly, the books are the least of her problems.
No. 1594563
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She made money off the alternative lifestyle but now calls it unconscious living and demonic. This dramatic bitch.
No. 1594575
>>1594558Pure BPD antics, I’m sure she’ll become a Christian tradwife next. People like her try on persona after persona wondering why they’re still miserable, because they’re the problem.
>>1594563Aww shit, she could’ve just thrown the books away but she had to make a social media “moment” out of it to virtue signal, now the Wiccan community of IG is gonna hex her bald kek
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>>1594563Is she ok? Why does KVD always want to be on the extreme end of things? She is either the gothiest goth or q-anononnie-est. Like, just chill and live your life.
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A story in 2 pictures: Once upon a time a woman was frolicking and swimming in the sea and having a great time posting it on instagram. (1/2)
No. 1594600
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Still gonna get those demonic dollars off that demonic audience with his ‘music’
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A story in 2 pictures (2/2) An hour later a dark gloomy man on a motorcycle showed up to.
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Side observation.
Rafael and his daughter reconciled but apparently she’s still not good enough to hang out with her stepmom Kat and her half brother Leafar. Here she is watching her father and Kat perform from the pit but she is never seen in the green room with the rest of the family and friends. Wow, just wow.
No. 1594797
>>1594618I seriously fucking hope so. It’s still lame as hell if it’s a coincidence because we’ve all seen that he just revisits places that Kaya’s obviously shown him or likes. If not, this is giving the impression of an
abusive narc that needs to be in control and hopes to freak her out, which is scary fucking shit.
No. 1594856
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All I can see is that ugly ass Pocket Pu$$y
No. 1595019
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If we didn't know she had a kid, I'd swear this was a man.
No. 1595094
>>1595019She's obsessed with basically looking like a tranny kek
wonder if jake dig that.
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>>1594599Burgerfag here. Wherever this is when I searched beaches in Ireland this cove popped up. She has the same video of this view of this cove looking opening from the opposite side on her insta story. Sage for autism but the clouds on both her and fakes story are the same pattern
No. 1595174
>>1594856What's up with his face?!
>>1595170That could explain it.
Now I've to leave - busy with writing little admiration posts about me & my latest work…. LOL
No. 1595209
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>>1594856Looking like a baby that's shitting itself
No. 1595222
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You guys were so bussy with Kaya-fake drama You forgot about Lauren and Adam. Apparently Lauren hasn't posted since January and people are worried about her and even messaged Adam but he didn't answer. I can't find his account he might be gone.
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Also people noted the white supremacy
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>>1595211Here you go, he really does look like Fester these days
No. 1595243
I'm so happy this new thread was finally made, now I don't have to stick to depressing troon shit this Saturday and can laugh about Jake instead
>>1592535Her child will probably become über-normie and hate alt culture because of her parents. Of course you can dress your baby how you want but the constant exposure to goff stuff will make her hate it. She does it in a way that's not healthy anymore. It's a baby ffs and not a victorian doll
No. 1595348
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>>1595339Lauren started a bakery business apparently
No. 1595459
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She got married to another guy (not Adam)
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Looks like she had an affair with her boss and dumped Adam, amazing. I hope this ends her fashy edgelord phase although I imagine Adam will make at least 20 shit incel albums about the break up.
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>>1595495They were already together in the beginning of April. In November she and Adam were still planning their wedding. Holy cow
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>>1594558So since all that stuff is now considered demonic, is that going to affect the vonD shoe line or will KVD just keep profiting off the alternative scene?
No. 1595681
A lot of last names going on…>>1595348
May,
>>1595468Anderson,
>>1595495 Wynn vs his being Cox - now they are both Anderson. And that last one says
>>1595573Fieldhouse.
oh, also I read somewhere, not sure if it was mentioned here, Kat Von D is getting sued by a photographer, for turning one of his photographs into a tattoo.
https://www.fox5ny.com/news/photographer-suing-tattoo-artist-kat-von-d-copyright-infringementThis reminds me of the Obama Hope poster case, Associated Press vs. Fairey. The artist got in all sorts of trouble, even with him destroying evidence, it didn't end well. Not sure how much power a photographer has though, compared to a news agency.
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>>1595681I think the image here ->>1595573 is from the other girl who works at the dairy's wedding because Lauren + new guy are in the photos and her surname is Fieldhouse. No idea why is he Cox on the website and Anderson in the other though, definitely looks like the same guy. Maybe they both changed their surname to another family name instead of her taking his? Would be unusual though.
No. 1595690
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>>1595686His real name is Cox, I think he is larping as Scottish as he is wearing a kilt in his wedding pic and the marriage was in Scotland, as someone commented on his FB post so maybe his mum or other grand parent is Scottish. Some people change their last names (even guys) when they get married.
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>>1595692Looks like she was drinking at the wedding. even for her it would be extremely stupid to get drunk while pregnant
No. 1595742
>>1595732He is almost certainly seething so not really a massive tinfoil, he also posted on instagram for the first time in forever today/yesterday.
>>1595734 is it a business or a fertility cult?
No. 1595746
>>1595742I know right
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So funny that people think a jewish girl is Adam. I'm flattered
No. 1595978
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Saged for not really milk but I did find it funny she's using her felvae account to leave fake reviews at her new job, she has zero irl mates who could order ten quids worth of food and leave a review?
No. 1596032
>>1595742Tinfoil but what if it is a cult? The fast marriage, new family name.
Lauren has a tendency to run with weird crowds.
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Meanwhile Kaya is obsessing over tattoos and called it her hyperfixation of the month. Is she manic?
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She is pathetic
No. 1596483
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"traditional family values"
She's swapped one trad nutjob for another. Maybe the white supremacist wouldn't get her barefoot and pregnant quickly enough for her liking.
No. 1596503
>>1594541Alissa is far from based lol (not because she's dating Doyle, other reasons). I kind of wonder why she associates with KVD at all those being as Alissa is a huge lefty sjw. I guess it's because they're both vegan.
>>1594502She's probably gonna convert to Christianity next to pander to the right more. They probably won't accept her anyway being as they hate tattooed women.
>>1596483Just a friendly reminder that vikings weren't anyone living in medieval Nordic society at the time. Vikings were specifically the raiders. If you just farmed all year or whatever you weren't a viking, even if you worshipped Odin. Don't know why so many people still struggle with this.
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>>1596483I'm sure she's as much a white nationalist as Adam tbh but he always seemed like he had some kind of short insecure domestic abuser vibe. New guy is probably a racist fuckwit too but seems like Danny offers more than the grumpy slope brow basement dweller Adam.
Can't see her new Instagram but she quotes nietzsche in her bio and follows the same "white pilled" racist shit her and Adam used to retweet when they were together.
No. 1596904
>>1596393oh wow… the reddit posts mention her husband isnt vegan but she is probably still plant based… but that would be a big life style change for him, too? I thought they were this vegan power couple, as he founded a vegan restaurant in Southern California.
this is giving me her old buddy Jeffree Star vibes. remember how she said in her video exposing J* "he just wants those vegan bucks!" because he is not even vegan (and his brand is now a yak meat brand, but that's another story). but now she's doing the same thing? interesting.
I have nothing against people changing their diet to suit what is best for them for any reason, except when they spend a decade condemning others for not being so extreme (she has criticized being a vegetarian).
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I have been looking for this post of his ‘art’ ever since Rafael scrubbed it off his IG years ago. I’m pretty happy to have finally found it.
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Can some anon watch this and tell us? I don’t have tiktok
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>>1597970I went for a look and one of his snaccs got a munro tattoo. I was already baffled why anyone would want the plushie but this is like… I can't even…. Their account is a nice collection of where alternative music and life style goes to die. It was entertaining for like 2 minutes though
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Saged for no milk, her lips look a little painful
No. 1598133
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She posted the time
No. 1598224
>>1598185Bitch are you dumb?
In
>>1598108 you wrote “Right under that post someone else mentioned the news was postponed for
tonight.”
Which is bullshit because all the comment you’re referring to (>>1597336) said was “She will post it tomorrow.”, so no mention of the exact time.
Obviously she didn’t say something yet so it appears that she’ll share tonight, but that’s not what was originally said and it also doesn’t change the fact that you’re the one with reading comprehension problems.
No. 1598238
>>1597940That douche canoe is lower than a snakes belly if that’s true. Cheating on her in their own bed? What a fucking prick.
Trying to fathom out what her ‘surprise’ could be and drawing a blank. Kinda hoping it’s a plushie or something. Purely to watch Fake explode if it out sold his.
No. 1598242
>>1598238That would be hilarious
Toxic tears plush - it would sell put in hours I bet even if it was a spider Teddy
No. 1598252
>>1598238I lowkey feel like it could be onlyfans but that doesn’t seem her style or in her comfort zone. Maybe a collab? She doesn’t usually hype shit like this.
As for the hair thing, I wonder if it was an obnoxious shade of teal by any chance…
No. 1598260
>>1598250If she isn’t doing a plushie she absolutely should. Cute goth girl with cat would sell really well plus the added bonus of knowing that Fake would be absolutely seething about it.
Any kind of brand deal would be good though. Lord knows Fake isn’t getting any.
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>>1598024>>1593395Debbie thornberry vibes
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>>1598313Somebody already donated something
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>>1598133It's crazy how women can change when they get rid of scrotes. Picrel is just a year ago and it was one of many times she looked like this
>>1240160 No. 1598659
>>1598248Where are people getting that they slept in different beds? As far as it's ever been talked about or implied, they shared a bed. Just because she reffered to it as 'her' bed doesn't mean they didn't share it. Also she clearly didn't have a bed when she moved into the new place so either it stayed with Jake or the nice one from the old house was one of the many things he made her get rid of when they moved house and he had her getting rid of most of her stuff to get new stuff.
I cannot imagine finding a hair in the bed that very clearly wasnt yours or your partner's. There's no way to excuse that, even if you tried to pretend it was some friend who happened to hang out in your room and got a hair on the bed, I imagine there was only one person she would have known about with long green/blueish hair. What an absolute scumbag.
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Side note: What is Emily doing with her makeup at the moment? She was never very good at it, but at least makeup used to make her look better, as opposed to worse.
No. 1598851
>>1598806I mean it’s creative looks … what happened to her fringe it’s so thin on the white side
She needs her eyebrows back
No. 1598859
>>1598659Yeah I'm also confused as to where people are getting this from, throughout all of their combined vlogs they've only ever had one bedroom with a double bed in it
it is next level assholery to cheat on a partner of 10+ years and let them sell all of their essential furniture in order to move with you only to break up with them mid-transition, leaving them with nothing, the complete disregard Jake had for Kaya just as a person is so sickening, it genuinely frightens me that someone like Jake exists, selfish to a point and completely lacking in basic human empathy.
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about damn time, although I wonder how long it‘ll take him to return to reactions because it’s the only thing people remotely care for, considering how quickly he deleted his moto vlog channel because nobody gave a flying fuck about that kind of content lmao
No. 1598978
>>1598887He’s about to get a crash course in how he’s only popular because of the reaction vids. And even that is waning. He’s tried vlogging and covers and fashion and no one gives a shit about it.
He’s a one trick pony. And he knows it. He’ll be back to taking the piss out of kids on TikTok before he knows it.
No. 1599002
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The eyes are two totally different sizes lmao.
No. 1599065
>>1599002At first I think, I've seen worse tattoos (I watch Roly here and there)…
Then zoomed in.
The lack of attention to detail and as
nonny here said
>>1599058 the line work is messy and crooked as fuck.
I wouldn't promo any of my work if it looked that shit…
Skat and Fake deserve each other, two cheaters who half ass everything they do.
Not a big Kaya fan but I hope she succeeds in everything just to rub it in their faces.
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Revisiting ideas that didn’t work the first time confirmed. FFS when he did vlog all he did was moan that it was raining/hot/cold so he couldn’t do anything. No one wants to watch you day drinking with your side piece Fake.
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>>1599002She forgot to line a spot on the tail entirely.
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No. 1599303
>>1595313Doyle Wolfgang can still get it lol.
I hope he treats Alissa well though.
No. 1599316
>>1599108Yeah I honestly wouldn't have brought a baby to a wide scale event in the age of covid. I've been hearing so many stories of people getting covid when attending these conventions in the past year or two from the Vidcon a few months back and many comic conventions, I just don't think it's safe to be taking kids there, especially infants but that's just my opinino.
I will say that beside her complaining, it was kinda nice to see a vlog style video again from her.
No. 1599410
>>1599329Don't know if you mean them together or them individually. There isn't any milk between them besides a 20 year age gap that I'm aware of.
Alissa on the other hand? Not much milk, just that she has an ego bigger than the sun and is kind of a jerk. Allegedly she treated her old bandmates like shit, tried to be the lead singer of both Arch Enemy and The Agonist at the same time without telling anyone in The Agonist. Then they kicked her out obviously and she complained that she was backstabbed and allegedly tried to sabotage them. Also the way she handled that photographer situation was really embarrassing. There's a bit more about it here if you want to read
>>>/ot/459575 No. 1599425
>>1599419>>1599357Jake got her the car but didn't buy it outright (he probably made the down payment) but she was (and probably still is) making payments on it.
I don't think she means she "owns" the car totally. Like technically the bank owns my car because I'm still making payments on it but I still call it "my car", I think that's what she means. It's not that deep.
No. 1599439
>>1599425Exactly. So they both lease their cars (kind of like renting). There was a lot of discussion about this in earlier threads when he was splurging on multiple cars/bikes/moving/etc. he doesn’t own shit, it’s all leases and “pay later”/credit cards.
I’m guessing either the original lease contract was in her name of they agreed to transfer it once they broke up.
No. 1599441
>>1599269Samefag, cba to edit on mobile.
It’s super common to lease expensive cars in the UK. Doesn’t mean either of them could afford to suddenly drop the money on a 30k+ luxury vehicle or that either is lying about being more well off than they are. However, this right here is why it was fucking stupid for either of them to go with a swanky giant Jeep for vanity/goff aesthetic. On an unstable self employed salary?? Yeah, no shit the monthly payments + gas + services and MOTs were going to hit HARD.
It’s tricky because she’s probably locked into a minimum contract (ie HAS to make payments for X months before she could get rid of the car) but I don’t have much sympathy, she could and should have leased something much more basic. Unless Jake co-erced her into it for his own vanity.
No. 1599490
>>1599439>>1599441Do we know that the car is leased? I thought her car was financed. Financed means you take out a loan to buy the car then make monthly payments to pay off the loan and you eventually own the car. Lease just means you don't own it and you're paying to drive it basically.
I have the same car as Kaya (well, mine is a year older) her car is not new as it's 2016 and probably had some miles on it already. Mine was about $20k with 30k miles on it, although my dad had to help me get a loan for it because my credit wasn't good enough (I've paid everything on time, just don't have enough credit history because I'm young). I do think she should have gone for a smaller car as her first car and you probably don't need 4WD in Ireland. But I wouldn't call a Jeep Renegade a luxury vehicle.
No. 1599749
>>1599490She may needed a bigger car cause she taller. Jake on the other hand had it to make him bigger
you know what they say about men who by big vehicles aye
No. 1599935
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>>1594563Didn't she recently literally bought house famed to be haunted exactly coz it is famed to be haunted? Hauntings are demonic according to teh kathlik cherch.
https://nypost.com/2021/10/26/inside-kat-von-ds-indiana-house-for-which-shes-fleeing-la/ No. 1599985
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>>1599939BTW that house is located like 52 miles from Cincinatti. Dunno if that is a lot or not for the US. The nearest town to the house is some small town with population of over 1000 people.Other nearby towns aren't much bigger. Kinda wonder is that a good choice of a place to live for an "I like dark stuff bro" "alt weirdo" and is her "throwing books away social media stunt" related to that fact. They would have to interact with locals one way or another unless they want to cruise over 50 miles just to get a plumber or groceries. Not like I doubt they have money for that. Can get
problematic tho when kid reaches school age. Unless this is just one of the many houses to come. Or they have other houses/apartments already.
>>1599972This is probably more of "What is even the point of taking a toddler to gigs" kind of issues.
No. 1600073
>>1599108You know, I actually liked her old videos, back when she did festival/event vlogs and the like.
The issues with her were during her Matthias-era, again, as many anons have already pointed out, the dude is a major douche and notorious in the German goth/alt community. Something about her moving away, getting married, then divorced etc. really rubbed me the wrong way. She must've known about Matthias "reputation", a lot of people came up to her and told her about him apparently cheating and flirting and all kinds of shit.
And then her blaming it all on Wanderlust? I don't know. "My heart belongs to Germany," now is "something has always drawn me to Scotland," and so on. She's messy, indecisive, REALLY naive and sometimes just plain confused. That's why she got burgled, too.
Not sure yet about this whole Goth-mommy-parents rebranding she's trying to do atm, like mentioning how she loves to shop for goth baby clothes in every video. Her baby is gonna grow up to hate this shit, just because her crazy YouTuber mom decided to dress her head to toe in "goth moonchild" clothes. I have no clue how Mr. Owl doesn't put his foot down and at least tell her to stop including the baby in her videos. It's nice to see something different from her, at least.
Saged for blogpost
No. 1600085
>>1600051Agree with you on the money part, it will be interesting to see how this plays out, not only for Kaya. Governments in some European countries beg people to save as much electricity as they can because there will be a gas shortage soon out of obvious reasons. Ukrainian fields full of produce are burned down or not accessible, no imports or exports to Russia. Prices will explode soon - not only where she lives, it's already ongoing as you say - and I simply cannot imagine all of her patreons saying
>Honey from now on we'll have one meal a day because I need to support my favourite goth influencer so that she can live comfortably xxPeople will start to think twice on what they need and can afford to spend money on, when the simplest things cost 50% more than one or two years ago. It will suck massively to live in this, but it will be great fun to see all cows living on patreon money panicking.
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>>1600085Russian aggression in Ukraine is sure adding it's part, but general economic problems been going around for a while now, central banks printing ton of money in 2020 was a major factor. It might indeed hurt peoples whose income are mostly donations as wages typically grow much slower than rate of prices increase of everything in inflationary environment meaning every month people have less and less money to spend for stuff outside of basic needs like food, rent, gas, electricity etc.
Take a notice boom of "youtube personalities" started around the time interest rates (cheap loans, mortgages, credits that been adding to the general money supply of economy) been historically low both in the USA and most of Europe. Meaning people had pretty much easier access to cash than in decades prior and could donate their online idols. Now as central banks are rising interest rates they have higher mortgage rates to pay, companies they work for have higher loans rates to pay too if they are in debt meaning it's less likely to get wage rise in such company. That in long run might with huge dose of probability evaporate amount of cash going to Patreons etc.
No. 1600137
>>1600075Yes, and still is "special needs" an umbrella term that includes lots of conditions that do not mean that you have to been hidden away, more sensitive to sensory input etc. And psa: havin a baby does not mean to not leave the house for the first 2 years. You can give it a try and just watch your baby's reactions to make sure it is good. And not everyone you dislike is a narcissist - you don' t do
victims of narcissists a favor by this inflationary use.
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Confirmation that Jake still had her stuff up until today.
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>>1600179Absolutely dented comment from a plane/trainfag as a bonus
No. 1600405
>>1600394Jake just said he said he saw Kaya today. They had stuff in his bike garage and he needed the space so he sorted it and brought it to her.
He had an entire house and just chucked her stuff in a garage so its probably all moldy and she only got it because it was in his way? Classy Jake, classy.
His face tattoo is coming next week. Can't wait to laugh my ass off.
No. 1600454
>>1600446The last thing he said was about how when they moved in together when he was 19, she wasn't making any money and he was the breadwinner. The usual shit about "all me, not her".
Well she's making more money than him NOW
No. 1600456
>>1600267I hope she turned up full glam and the slips she keeps wearing so she looked stunning and hope he realised the mistake he made
While she’s glowing up and slimmer he ageing bloated and looks unwashed
No. 1600460
>>1600394Strange…. at the same time kaya said she be live. What a crazy coincidence
Shame kaya couldn't get her stream up yet I hope she gets way more views then him
No. 1600461
>>1600454Well… looks like it took him an astonishing 8 days to change his mind from the tweet in
>>1592503 pahahaha
No. 1600530
>>1600466Same reason every "I'm not an alcoholic I can quit any time"s face is bloated.
At least he's not that weird waxy yellow yet, that's something I guess lmao
No. 1600669
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>>1600179It isn't going that well in the comment section…
No. 1600818
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Saw this woman on my tiktok explore page and thought that she reminded of something…and that's it, she's been mentioned here?
No. 1600893
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>>1600456I mean, pretty nice outfit for a somewhat casual day. Definitely shows how much weight she's lost and how much more confident she is now. And she looks about ten years younger than him now.
She's been showing a lot more bare skin these days, like her arms and legs. You can really tell that her confidence is up and she's more comfortable with her body. In the last years of being with Fake she was covering up entirely, wearing really loose and unflattering clothing.
No. 1600920
>>1600389She was making up to 7-8k at one point, but the numbers dipped a little and she was around 6k the last time I checked. She's up to making around 1k off Youtube though.
>>1600405Wait, he's actually getting a face tattoo? I can't wait. lmao
>>1600454kek. Dude's making minimum wage at BEST off patreon, Youtube, and OF altogether. Cry harder Jake.
No. 1600935
>>1600853How so? I don't remember reading much about her
I just know she looks ridiculous and that's it
No. 1601122
>>1601113>>1601105Yup dirty bitch
Divine drag queen (known as 'filthiest person alive' ) - movie pink flamingos 1972
You see the hot steaming shit drop out the dog ass divine picks it straight up and starting gagging and eating it.
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>>1599108I lost interest in her when she started posting about how “devastated” she was over the death of Prince Philip on her FB page. the goth community never ceases to amaze me with its constant appraisal to racists.
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>>1601140Speaking of KVD, it seems that she is ready to come out and officially join the dark side. The podcast she’s still too shy to go on is hosted by a ‘cute-servative’
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>>1601177This is the page that posted about her and Kat replied to. If she thinks this is going to go well within the community and audience she’s established herself to, oh boy, she has another thing coming.
No. 1601428
>>1601414He also never used to stream that “frequently”, as far as I remember?
Also, he originally announced he’d be streaming on Sunday because his Elgato thing would be arriving yesterday and when Kaya said she’ll do it he feels the sudden urge to do so as well? TWICE IN A ROW?! Does he think we’re as dumb as him and Skat?
No. 1601450
>>1601135Fucking preach. Whilst acknowledging Kaya is a grifter and has always a shitty work ethic, I am 1000% confident in saying she wasn’t golddigging off her teenage boyfriend’s shitty call centre job, and that he didn’t tell her he felt that way at the time.
They were both on benefits when they first got together and you’re right - there’s an old vlog where they’re on a walk the convo goes -
“We can’t get a dog, we both have full time jobs.”
“I didn’t until you made me get a job.”
Not saying she wasn’t annoying in that clip, but honestly she clearly wanted to live modestly on benefits and her YouTube earnings - she was pretty big on tumblr in the 2010s. Jake is totally rewriting the narrative in typical shitty narc fashion; he was hardly supporting a family through his lofty career.
No. 1601456
>>1601452Ikr! she looks great
So pleased she getting all this new conferdence
No. 1601476
>>1601460Who the fuck talks about this on a stream other than Jake Paul types. He probably knows his wholesome make it a good day image is in the garbage so he’s now just being his unbearable misogynistic self.
Didn’t someone recently report that he still follows Kaya? He really doesn’t know how to function without copying her. He’s probably trying to solidify his “territory” as the bigger goff streamer.
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Kaya absolutely stomping Jake in views by over double, he had 130 max viewers earlier!
No. 1601550
>>1601021>she was a teenager when they moved inWasn't he like 23-24 then too? Like obviously someone in their mid-20s is going to be more established than a TEENAGER jake. I don't get how anyone can date a teen and then whine about how immature/broke they are as if it's a massive surprise.
>>1601134Wasn't ol Phil a pedophile too?
>>1601445>>1601453>brings the new gf to all his ex's fav spots>visits the coast shortly after his ex posts she's swimming in that same sea>suddenly starts streaming again after a month or more of silence, logging on mere minutes after the ex does each time she streamsYeah, this is kind of adding up to be a bit creepy and obsessive. I think it's more narc rage than anything though.
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I’m having a tab with Kaya’s stream on in the background without sound just to give her that view lol and it’s still going with strong with 325 people watching right now.
I noticed that this Amy Lee Allen is in her chat again, offering to be a mod for her (very suspicious if you ask me) and another frequent viewer of Jake’s (Natasha Richardson) is there as well, apparently stirring some shit about Jake and making Kaya feel uncomfortable. I can’t scroll further up to see what she wrote but here’s a response from someone accusing her of doing so.
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>>1601519>>1601563Did Jake already quit streaming? I went to peek at his stream to compare the numbers/donations but it looks like he quit an hour or less into it? She's getting donations pretty regularly.
>>1601584Noticed Natasha and Amy there too.
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I just posted the screenshot of Amy proposing to become a mod, went back to the chat and noticed she’s actually a mod now??? This is wild lol
No. 1601605
>>1601597I’m not too sure about that, my gut feeling tells me they’re moles lmao
Amy replied to a tweet of Jake’s just an hour ago and was also active in his chat earlier, but maybe she just likes both of them?
No. 1601649
>>1601605A few threads back there's a screenshot of her gossiping about Kaya in Jake's chat. I don't think Kaya is in her best interest.
>>1601639Seriously, how the hell old even is she? And what has she got in return for the countless hours over the YEARS she has spent modding his chat for him? Absolutely nothing but his attention and hollow "thank yous" that make her feel special and needed by people who would be creeped out by her if they ever all had to be in the same room. She definitely has a weird parasocial relationship with him and Kat and she even talks about Isaac sometimes as if the kid is in her life too.
No. 1601692
>>1601634How old is she? Sorry if I had my info wrong, I googled it and it said she's 27 and he's 31. I can't remember irl people's ages and bdays let alone lolcows tbh, lmao.
>>1601681Kat might have a scrawny body, but there's nothing adolescent about her face even if she's Jake's "baby girl"
No. 1601735
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>>1601592Kaya's still streaming hours later and the donations seem steady. Is there any way to check how much streamers make off the superchats?
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Amy's comment, wtf.
No. 1601755
BGC over on reddit used talk about her more. Her downfall from the makeup industry and some of her antics can be found there, and there are mega thread discussions.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BeautyGuruChatter/search/?q=kat%20von%20d&restrict_sr=1&sr_nsfw=The whole anti-vax comment was the real kicker. She's been dipping into the right-wing crowd via interviews and stuff for a while now.
No. 1601826
>>1601744>>1601747>>1601750>>1601772>>1601800>>1601814Weird as fuck. Did any of the anons who watched his stream catch him saying anything like this or is Amy just desperately trying to bring them back together? I swear an anon said he was negging her the whole time.
I really wouldn't put it past him to try to dig his claws back in seeing how much his success/image depended on her and how much $$$ she's now making with him gone. He was pathetic enough to show up on the coast where she was swimming after all. kek
No. 1602004
>>1601460He used to take the piss out kaya boobs of MAG saying her boobs have got no bounce
There was no need to ever say this on camera or at all
No. 1602060
>>1601814I think she understands how bad he was and prob her mother wouldn't let her she very protective about kaya and very vocal about how much of a shithead he is on social media lol.
He can try and make himself look a fool but I highly doubt kaya would take him back
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>>1601814This how it normally goes after a breakup anyway
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>>1602062But this is Jakes version
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>>1602062>>1602064scrotes will be scrotes
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>>1601744>>1601594This is from a few threads back. Kaya shouldn't be trusting this Amy Lee to Mod her streams. She's absolutely mad.
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Sorry if this doesn't work I am newfag and don't know how to upload non YouTube content.
No. 1602454
>>1601681>flat chested skinny women who look like undeveloped adolescentsPeople need to stop with this disgusting mindset. Read your own sentence again.
Women who look like
undeveloped adolescents. Lots of women are skinny and have small beasts, that doesn't make them less of a woman. Stop comparing grown women to children, freak.
No. 1602537
>>1602454Say it louder for the people in the back!!!
>>1602501"you are too sensitive" = you called me out for my shitty mindset
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Fake fishing for more ‘original’ content.
No. 1603142
>>1603010you can have breasts and not be fat all over. it's a common depiction of attractive women…
sorry to offend your delicate sensitivities, but at least pedo men and total princes like Jake like you the way you are.
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>>1602372can't tell if it's just his god awful tattoos or if the alcohol bloat has devoured what tiny bit of a jawline/chin he had before. He's verging on double chin territory.
"life shift" sure is a funny way to say you got caught cheating on your long-term live-in gf for a married mother with a drinking problem, jacob.
>>1601681>>1602454>>1602501>>1602510>>1602537>>1602609>>1603010>>1603142Is this the hot new derail? Very cool. Take it to OT already please.
No. 1603277
>>1603212You need to clear the salt out of your system and stop sperging about “dick riding”, you actually sound jealous.
I don’t think anyone is particularly invested in Kaya, we’re just very pleased to see her flourishing after a virulent narcissist did their best to destroy and discard her after using and demeaning her for over a decade. Most of the things “she” was hated for were almost certainly a direct result of Jake’s influence/treatment of her and if that’s not the case - well, we’ll find out soon enough. Jake is a straight up abuser that thinks he does no wrong and I will lead the cheers for Team Kaya forever so long as it sticks in his craw, so just fucking deal with it.
No. 1603285
>>1603164You’re seriously giving the opinion of one anonymous person on the internet this much thought and consideration?
>>1603164This may blow your mind, but women can be skinny but look like women. They can have wider hips than their waist even if they’re thin.
This sure as shit isn’t a body positive forum so can we all stop getting butt hurt when someone makes a comment on someone’s appearance as if it’s the first time it’s ever happened? This isn’t Twitter. If you don’t like it here, there’s an entire World Wide Web waiting for you
>>1603277That’s how I feel. For threads upon threads anons have said they hoped she’d lose jake, lose weight, get her shit together. And when anyone says hey she has done those things, good for her, that means they’re a Stan? I have no strong feelings about her one way or the other but I do think it’s good she’s making positive changes. We all bitch about how people on this site are dumb as rocks and that we want them to make better choices. Why is it not allowed to be acknowledged when better choices are finally being made?
It may be time to go hang out with the scrotes on the other farms.
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For the Anon who was wondering why the Nyctophilia shop doesn’t sell Anikas shit anymore and if they had a secret fallout - well she and her bf went to the fleamarket on Saturday so i guess they’re on ok terms?
No. 1603392
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>>1603370She sold all her shares of Kat Von D cosmetics about two years ago, before pandemics. She no longer has anything to do with the brand. It is owned by Kendo (
https://www.kendobrands.com/kvd-beauty/). It is now called "KVD Vegan Beauty" or something like that for last 17 months. Kat mentioned that she even wishes they stop using her initials. So yea, she is no longer profiting in any way from that brand and wishes to not be associated with it at all.
Article about selling mentions she was looking into vegan shoe biz, but no idea if anything came out of that
https://vegconomist.com/fashion-design-and-beauty/kat-von-d-sells-ownership-of-kvd-vegan-beauty-to-focus-on-vegan-shoe-brand-von-d-shoes/ No. 1603420
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This isn't new news but I just came across this tattoo done by a girl Emily follows. Emily has made videos bashing people who steal tattoo designs yet she stole both the butterfly and the barbed wire from this girl kek hypocrite
No. 1603425
>>1603392As for buying their products - well it seems that they changed design to more mainstream normie, also color palettes became more normie in KVD branded lines (KVD lipsticks are just different shades of rose/red in contrast to green, blue etc of pre rebranding line). They have still listed products branded as Kat Von D with wider color ranges, so IMHO that brand is going to bite the dust as far as "being alt" is concerned.
BTW is sugarpill or other "alt brands" still a thing?
No. 1603540
>>1603437There are still a few alt brands kicking around out there!
LunatiCK Cosmetic Labs
Black Moon Cosmetics
Baby Bat Beauty
Fyrinnae
Lethal Cosmetics
Can’t get them at Sephora but some good shit
No. 1603931
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Our boy Jake is staying true to not reacting to tiktoks anymore. He is now reacting to horror vids. LMAO
No. 1603942
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Somehow this got missed, but Skat posted this the other day.
The rest of her time is spent with her son, huh? What about being a sloppy drunk and making OF content? Not to mention spending time with her 'love', who she conveniently doesn't mention.
No. 1603969
>>1603942She's such a bad liar, she spent the whole day laughing with her besties about rumours.
I wonder if she lost clients after the cheating and sexwork scandal, didn't she used to work in the same shop as her husband? Jake and Kat are obsessed with "rumours" when it's just people factually describing their actions
No. 1604054
>>1603212>yourmom666Thank you for this morsel of cringe newfag.
Kaya's still a cow to some degree absolutely, but sometimes it feels like there's nothing she could do to appease some of you. "EW she's fat!", so she lost some of the weight and is regularly going to the gym still. "She's lazy and never makes content anymore!" She's been regularly making content on multiple platforms and has been streaming four hours at a time fairly regularly now? We've even seen a change in her constantly making excuses as to why content wasn't being made. I will agree she's making kind of a lot in relation to the level of her content. But she's making literal chump change compared to many creators who do far less. I'm not saying we should all dick-ride her by any means, but some of you sound desperate to hate her and pretend she's remotely on the same level as a filthy cheating scrote like Jake.
>>1603277Ngl, if any anons are really that jealous over Kaya making a max of 7-8k a month. Go to school and get out of your minimum wage job? Or maybe try your hand at streaming/YT too? I don't know what else to tell you. kek
No. 1604062
>>1603902I live in North America and see babies and kids at events regularly as long as it’s in the day. Don’t think I’ve seen any kid at a night time gig with cocktails, but there are always some rug rats running around shows, festivals or even tattoo conventions in the afternoons.
I feel like a lot of anons don’t have and don’t like kids. It’s me, I’m a lot of anons. So I’m not thrilled to hear squealing children or see them running around and colliding with me but it’s whatever. Not my kids. As long as they’re not left to roam and create havoc it’s no big deal
>>1603931Ho. Ly. Shit. Looking real rough Fake. Drink water and eat some vegetables, your face is really showing your recent choices. The rapid deterioration is pretty funny. Bet we haven’t seen any more only fans cause the skin on his face isn’t the only skin that’s blotchy, broken out and puffy.
>>1604045If it was either the barbed wire OR the butterfly sure maybe a coincidence but both of them with the same placement? Bad look for someone who preaches against ripping off other peoples art
>>1604054Agreed. Credit where it’s due and Kaya has been doing well recently. She’s made some positive changes, I say food for her. But I will admit to personal bias since I love to see a person who was cheated on have a glow up moment. I think anyone who has gone through being cheated on enjoys seeing things going well for Kaya while the cheater is just floundering. Karma is nice to watch
No. 1604208
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>>1603931Is Jake developing the onision skin rash, what the fuck is going on with his skin in this picture? I like the pale ghost of his scuzzy goatee tho. lmao
>>1603942>>1604178I don't think she means us tbh. Sounds like there's some rumors going around the tattoo community out there since she barely tattoos now compared to before. I mean, at least she has that to fall back on unlike Jake? Even if I agree she's terribly mediocre. Still laughing at the uncle ruckus eyed raichu.
No. 1604491
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Kaya is streaming tonight… what’s the betting Fake decides to stream too? Because he’s so original. And not at all salty that her two streams one of which was dogged by technical issues did better numbers than his have in months.
No. 1604539
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Super random but Kat von D’s band mate is having a baby with Kelly Eden’s ex Davey Suicide.
No. 1604690
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Interesting timing on that upload there, Fake.
No. 1605010
>>1603425Nta but also
Creature Cosmetics
Lovelace Cosmetics
Glam Goth Beauty
Glam Ghoul Boutique
Are some newer names in the alt beauty game.
No. 1605025
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Jake confirmed cheating pt. 5278
No. 1605255
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>>1605229Oops I’m sorry, it was just about her losing a piercing stud and needing replacement (see screenshot) and nothing about that mystery hair in her bed, which is why I didn’t think about adding this one as well.
I see how that other story needed some context though. My apologies!
No. 1605284
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Looks like Kat Von D’s garbage husband is lazering off his swastika even though “it didn’t represent hate” blah blah photo from IG video earlier
No. 1605286
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Before for reference
No. 1605345
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Can’t see it too well in Kaya’s story but she posted it 39 minutes ago, so not even 15 minutes later he announced he’ll be streaming too, AGAIN.
No. 1605390
>>1605345Can he do anything but fucking reaction videos? I can't think of anything more boring.
His face should be spoilered by default, it's simply too ugly.
No. 1605527
>>1604964So with the tattoo portrait lawsuit, and above mentioned ex employee suing, she is also caught up in a 3rd lawsuit - damages and rent owed on the now closed LA tattoo parlor, old news -
https://nypost.com/2022/04/12/kat-von-d-sued-for-thousands-as-she-shuts-down-la-ink-high-voltage-tattoo/She also had to relist her 15mils mansion for 12.5mil recently. That bloated thing hasn't sold yet.
>>1604959 - oh, serious LOL at the comments on that. I wonder where this will go. The "christian" national movement here in the US that's rearing it's ugly head is something else. If you read the comments, some think she's some kind of evil in disguise, "love and light is new age lingo watch out". She will never be able to repent enough for her past or find Jesus hard enough to please the Jesus freaks. So they are, or rather have been, alienating their previous base and trying to crawl into another one that will never accept them and that will turn on them.
No. 1605634
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Riveting
No. 1605749
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God forbid someone could think you said something slightly nice about your ex … The urge to clarify is pathetic.
No. 1605752
>>1605749I'm surprised he didn't "clarify" even further by saying he is not attracted to her, and can't believe he ever was, he just felt sorry for her, in fact she looks worse than ever. he only likes blue haired blue eyed women who have no tits and flat asses, he is only in love with Princess Snaggletooth Drunkorexic and her marionette lines, crows feet, and shapeless stick figure body. "Skat is HAWT, such an upgrade. sorry, Kaya just doesn't look good! I couldn't stop copying her goth aesthetic but I didn't admire anything about that
toxic child despising harpy!"
he's pure ass hole.
No. 1605763
>>1605749He didn’t say it though unless it was though private message I think she missed heard him cause he uploaded on his story the clip of what he really said. But I curious if Amy now upset and no longer jake stan
>>1602372 Or she thought it wouldn’t get back to him. Either way what Amy did was fucked up she shouldn’t of said it to kaya publicly or at all like why would she want to hear that
No. 1605771
>>1605115>I really dislike Kaya for being an ewhoreShe's the only one out of the tree of them that isn't selling her nudes, anon. What are you on about? lmao
>>1605284Somehow he looks like an ugly, bald, manlet version of Jeff Goldblum. Kinda ironic he looks like a little elderly jewish man given his fetish for nazi shit.
>>1605634>wheel of fortune on switchkek, what the fuck jake? He has to be drunk off his ass again to think this is content anyone under 60 would want to see.
No. 1605786
>>1605527That's was also my point. She alienates old fanbase while gaining… pretty much nothing.
>>1605568It's called aging. It catches people sooner or later. Typically happens quite rapidly in some periods of life. That's why at 23 females look still childish while at 28 not so much. 2-3 years is enough time to change your appearance drastically. Especially in the photos that are not filtered to the oblivion and and on which you do not wear a tome of makeup.
No. 1605983
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Sad news nonnies. The face tattoo is postponed a week because there some "placement issues". So we will have to wait to laugh uncontrollably till next week. Bummer.
No. 1606056
>>1605975She sure is, and she has a stable friend group so I hope she's not too lonely. It's honestly better to stay single for a while after so many years being in a relationship. She hasn't lived on her own as an adult and that's really important for your personal development.
>>1605983oh no, I was so excited!
His fucking anime hair looks like a toupee in this pic
No. 1606084
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Fake can’t handle being a short arse.
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>>1605499>>1605983>>1606095It's probably going to be one of the runes from bloodborne. Wonder if he actually played it or just did speed runs of it.
No. 1606186
>>1605354He's making those who "wanted to remain fans of them both" choose who they want to watch. Or, more specifically, who they want to superchat donate their money to.
He can't control other people's ability to choose him over her, but he can make it impossible for people to properly watch both of them at the same time by streaming at the same time as she does. You could have both up in separate tabs but you can only really be listening to one or the other.
"Reacting to memes live" how fucking pathetic and obvious do you have to be. "I have nothing else prepared and "GOFFF READS PHONEBOOK LIVE" is even less likely to attract views but my remaining fans are so pathetic that they'll try to tune in and watch me no matter what I do."
No. 1606228
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>>1606211agree with you. This just popped up to kind of prove your point. You don't need to subscribe or pay to join in.
No. 1606305
>>1606255Her worst tweeting phase of retail therapy linking and
the wind is distracting me from filming turned out to be when she was living in the freezing studio with no income, she had to rely on jake's money until december when the breakup videos came out and shit hit the fan+she got a ton of patreons and renewed interest. So I give her a pass for that
No. 1606325
>>1606211she has done it a few times and in very obvious ways, you must be new here.
>>1606228I love how you use that as a proof but them again she still has to mention the tipping, you kaya stan are retarded, she obviously want the money, there's not actual need to metion it but she dit it anyway kek
>>1606255no, no, no! how dare to say that to our sweet KaYa? the enemy is JaKe!!
No. 1606328
>>1606325Anon I have a genuine question for you. What would Kaya have to do, in your eyes, for her to lose cow status? People do grow, especially when they've been trapped in
abusive relationships and are allowed to flourish. Is she forever a lazy beggar in your eyes?
No. 1606405
>>1606211Regardless of whether they deserve it, people have always developed parasocial relationships with e-cows and actually WANT to buy them things. They want to give gifts, especially when a birthday or life event or some shit pops up, I guess it makes them feel connected. Some cows are way more obnoxious about it than others (grifting, adding ludicrously expensive shit to public lists, conveniently pushing their list anytime some sob story happens).
Regardless of whether she DESERVES it or works for it, I’m finding it hard to feel like Kaya is actively taken advantage of people who’ve clearly repeatedly asked to buy her gifts when she’s been in a super shitty situation.
No. 1606592
>>1606124You do realize she also makes content, just not porn, right? How is that "worse" than Jake and kat's mediocre sex work? Something about your "logic" here just isn't adding up. lmao
>>1606328While I still think Kaya hasn't quite graduated from being a cow just yet, it's pretty easy to recognize how she's been actively making changes since the break up with Jake. It really feels like there's a few anons who desperately hate on her for things she did ages ago that in hindsight are cringe, but hardly "she's a piece of shit for life" kind of cow behavior. There's plenty of other cows for them hate on tbh, it might be time to move on to one that's actively producing milk? All her milk is old and sour outside her break-up with Jake.
No. 1606773
>>1606675I feel you
nonny. I'm okay with Kaya being a cow if she does some milky shit, but the big time reaching and salt are exhausting. There's really no way anyone can legitimately think she and jake/kat are on the same level.
No. 1606866
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Looks like we have confirmation he's been hanging out with Skat and her spawn. Gotta wonder how the dad feels about that.
No. 1606922
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Sagging for no milk but jeez, this looks pathetic.
No. 1607155
>>1606866I bet she’s living with him.
And he’s very wrong. Paddington is boring as shit. Bluey is where it’s at.
No. 1607299
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It's date night again for Jake and Kat, which means going to one of Kaya's favourite places as usual.
No. 1607403
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Laughing at how uninspired and repetitive their "date nights" are.
No. 1607510
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They are both drunk again and Jake is making drunk insta stories which he probably will delete in the morning.
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>>1607510Kat is in the background rolling around on the floor laughing Hysterically at nothing? These two are fucking losers holy shit
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>>1607510>>1607576I couldn't help but notice all the trash littering every surface and behind Jake's shoulder in every story. lmao
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>>1607791bonus: his super sad looking hamburgers that he's obnoxiously proud of. Peep all those booze bottles and cans on that countertop in the background.
No. 1607897
>>1607863The stories are still up though, they’re probably still sleeping or hungover considering how late he posted that burger story.
Can’t wait for the guaranteed “I’m not an alcoholic just because I have the ‘occasional’ drink with my baby girl” excuses kek
No. 1607912
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He's posted a new story about how some woman at the bar said they should have kids because "they'd be so beautiful!"
Good god, what kind of filters is he using to make himself look so plastic and weird? We all know you have wrinkles and eye bags and bad skin, Fake. You're not fooling anyone.
No. 1607944
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You’re not hungover cause you’re still drunk
No. 1608017
>>1607858to be fair I wouldn't be able to cook something better after a night out drinking but I also don't post shit like that.
His stories from yesterday night are so cringe, the way he's showing off his new girlfriend like a 16 year old
>>1608011He mentioned that someone told them they should make a baby because it would be so beautiful. I doubt that happened. I really hope he doesn't impregnate her, no kid deserved such a mess as a father
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Am I being crazy or over milking it or are these linked? Ps they follow each over
Pic 1/3
(Sorry this my first time uploading pictures )
No. 1608087
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Pic 2
Has she got the same kink as jude ? They follow eachother
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Pic 3
Sorry for spam nonnies
No. 1608092
>>1608087Context behind this for those don't go on jude forum she had to remove her cheek piercings cause they getting infected from face hitting and at the same time someone asked
toxic the question
No. 1608121
>>1608088>>1608087>>1608086I see where you're coming from, and it probably was Jude's post she saw but I don't necessarily read it as a kink thing. Nobody is going to have time to read all that shit if she'd specified "I saw someone say she took her's out because she liked getting hit in the face in bed and it put me off because I'm thinking of getting back into kickboxing where I too might get hit in the face". I could be wrong though.
Cheek piercings are nasty anyway so she's making a good decision to not bother. They look cute for a little while, but even if you don't get hit in the face they get infected super easily, and if you decide you don't like them any more they leave the worst scars on most people.
No. 1608253
>>1607581Sage your shit
also very true… She's skinwalking her mom….what a creepy family, Victoria Lovelace right?, I think she was smart moving from Adora.
No. 1608295
>>1608271In fact don't do anything, don't leave the house not even for food, be un talked, unbothered, unburgerede
become ony anorexic vagina
then lolcow wtll love you
No. 1608456
>>1608347Thanks
nonnie, I didn’t know. Any clue as to why? Did I miss something?
No. 1608542
>>1608494On the one hand, it would be hilarious. Jake knocks up his clout-chasing floozy to “show the haters”, and then what? Provided the relationship can even survive the gestation, he then has to support a child and Jake has dismal prospects. He’d have to get an actual job, and isn’t that his personal definition of hell? I mean, I’d LOVE to watch reality gradually setting in on Jake.
On the other hand, I pray it doesn’t happen for the potential child’s sake. No innocent deserves those two as parents.
No. 1608697
>>1608666Fuck, this will be it, expect in a year's time that he'll have done a full shameless pivot to family content and baby freak vlogs. The worst possible people having a child for the worst possible reason at the worst possible time would be very on-brand, I feel absolutely awful for any kid in Jake's periphery, his open disdain, negativity and next level selfishness does not a good dad make, he will irreversibly fuck up a child, given everything that he shows us online in terms of his attitude and behaviour, his selfish unashamed narcissism he will be an absolutely disaster of a dad and that's based just on what he chooses to show us, I imagine he's much, much worse behind closed doors.
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>>1608706And I’m betting that with Jake’s raging narcissistic resentment, once the proverbial bloom is off the rose he’ll start calling Kat a “cheating whore” every time he gets annoyed with her. Because in his easy bake oven brain, only SHE committed adultery - he wasn’t married so the term doesn’t apply to him. Not to mention, the whole sorry mess was her fault anyway because the money grubbing harlot tempted him.
No. 1608791
>>1608666BABY REACTS TO WEIRD TIKTOK MEMES
TRY NOT TO LAUGH - BABY EDITION (IT CAN LAUGH)
BABY PICKS MY GOTH OUTFIT
BABY DOES MY GOTH MAKEUP
PUTTING MY BABY IN GOTH MAKEUP - KARENS REACT
Give me a lobotomy now.
No. 1609114
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>>1608330Kaya went to another festival with her mum. Meanwhile all we get from Jake is drunk instas and react vids. I half expected him to show up there but then remembered he's probably hungover from yesterday still.
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>>1608666 >>1608791
>>1608826PLZ stop. No. No. NO. Like the internet already has preggo trasha paytas and prob eventually shame dawson going into parenthood. No more train wrecks. For the love of god.
No. 1609439
>>1609114it's so funny, I thought Kaya was the
toxic negative Nancy holding him back from living his best life. but all he does is get drunk and hang out with Kat, meanwhile Kaya goes out and does fun things with her many friends and her parents. who was oppressed by who in the relationship? I can't believe he ever said that she was the asshole in the relationship, like he was some battered wife. he's an alcoholic little bitch.
No. 1609466
>>1609439Literally though every criticism he has for Kaya or every flaw he's blamed Kaya for having he has himself, it's some major fucking projection like making his house a shit tip ( when we can see now she keeps her own home tidier than he does, we can see the background in your videos, Jake) Kaya makes an effort to create content and is aware of her main demographic, Jake isn't business minded in the least, he makes promises and doesn't deliver on them consistently and drops ideas like a hat when they don't glean enough clout like his motovlog channel (even after talking a big game about how he doesn't care if it gets less views)
He went from " I'm not doing reaction videos" to doing reaction videos, then " I'm not doing reaction videos" to literally asking his audience for reaction video ideas AGAIN
He said he was taking time to concentrate on his music when two main characters from his band quit with Lyubomir in 2021 for " artistic differences" and now Conor as well and we haven't seen or heard a peep of his so called new material or (thankfully) his rap
He also talked a big game about his tour, literally had someone out there filming it and editting the footage for him and where's that now? That was -last year-
Him being an absolute piece of shit scumbag excuse for a human being aside he's also an incredibly disappointing creator with a spine made of feta cheese, crumbling. Didn't he also fail to sell his jumbo plush for a 4th time? How'd that go for him?
No. 1609660
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While people infight about Kaya taking her mom to a festival, she's with her dad right now, sounds like she's having a good time. Major, major tinfoil, but I always got the feeling Fake alienated Kaya from her family due to resentment from his own shit, so I'm glad to see her active and posting about both of them these days.
No. 1609687
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Emily really doesn't know how hair dye works, if you've bleached your hair as much as she has it will always wash out faster. I bet she also doesn't wash it woth cold water to maintain it longer. She always bitches about dye being bad but doesn't actually know what she's talking about
No. 1609726
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>>1609681What's cringe is you thinking it's just 1 person who is calling a few of you out. I was the very first anon that used "salty". The others are other people. If Kaya is such a cow still, post something that makes her look like a cow instead of pathetic attempts like her nose is big or whining about shit she has not done since last year or longer.
No. 1609753
>>1609538Do you not understand context or are you just dense?
Is Kaya's ma trying to relive her lost youth through her kid she named after a keyboard whilst constantly trying to be an edgelord for clicks? Because unless I missed something she's not but that's exactly what Adora does.
No. 1609818
>>1609660That’s rule number from the abuser hand book - isolate your
victim. Keep them away from their support system, the people who love them. This allows the abuser to become the focus of their world, they’re more dependent on the abuser, there are no outside voices contradicting the bullshit the abuser feeds the
victim etc Not surprising at all. Very alarming though. Very happy she got out and she’s safe. Hope his creepy ass stops following her around.
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Don't forget, all her time not tattooing is spent with her kid… and partying! Also she really needs to learn how to contour that huge nose.
No. 1609946
>>1609538It's funny because it's always some obnoxious namefag too. Whoever this is isn't even an actual farmer, just some vendettachan constantly seeking out the thread to whinge on about kaya simply existing.
>>1609922Her nose isn't really huge, but it's definitely bulbous and weirdly wide between her eyes compared to the tip. Kat isn't hideous but she's definitely much better looking from a distance. It's like none of her facial features really sync up when you see her up close?
As for the partying, she definitely does seem to spend more time drunk than with her kid or tattooing these days. She's constantly taking vacations and breaks too? She literally just came off a break like a month or so ago.
No. 1610018
>>1609963I agree the nitpicking and leaping straight into "she needs surgery" is way too much, but ragging on a cow's appearance is pretty commonplace here
nonny. Kat's got far apart eyes and a bulby nose, Jake looks like an ugly toad, Kaya has a weak chin. oh well. Wish
>>1609959 would learn how to sage tho. lol
No. 1610128
File: 1659938567658.png (320.2 KB, 1504x844, nazisimp.png)
Interestingly, she's still following Marilyn Manson on instagram (picrel). I guess in that case her long history of attraction to
abusive moids and nazi fanboys won out against the whole "I'm not inviting demonic energy into my life" thing kek
>>1601177POPlitics is hosted by Alex Clark, some retarded wannabe republican Elle Woods. A born-again Christian testimony is looking extremely likely, at least if she feels like there's enough of a market for alt Christian fashion and shitty darkwave worship songs. Probably not because tattooed women are haram.
>>1594600Her husband's entire career was based on being an unapologetic Luciferian and insufferable edgelord. So this is either a grift, or he's really so obsessed with her that he'll go along with anything she says.
>>1596393I was wondering if she'd remain vegan much longer, but holy shit that was fast. She was always the preachiest fucking vegan alive when her makeup line was at its peak
No. 1610130
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>>1610026L M A O the snaggle tooth and everything! I can't unsee it
No. 1610172
>>1610130Could someone edit on some blue hair on it?
Newfag cannot sage sorry
No. 1610184
File: 1659946933240.jpeg (333.89 KB, 1143x928, 1574681392155.jpeg)
>>1610172yes you can, retard.
No. 1610197
>>1609956It's not the nose perse, it's just the way she does her make up that makes her look fucking weird like a troon. The fact she "models" and is a cheater is reason to be a lot more nitpicky then one normally is. Don't worry about your nose
nonny I'm sure it's lovely.
No. 1610211
>>1610202The point is to hurt their feelings, newfag.
Her face is weird looking and gaunt and her body is skeletal and unerrotic.
No. 1610262
When did the sensitive newfags get here? We hate Skat Staine, appearance and personality.
>>1610257Love when people start trying to act morally righteous on lolcow.
No. 1610851
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>>1610454Honestly. Between the weird namefag vendettachan posting and the pretending to be morally superior while participating in a gossip forum, this thread is full of some of the absolute worst newfaggotry. Sometimes I wish it wasn't so easy for people to find lolcow via google. kek
Jake is undeniably an ugly haggard fuck. Kat is a sunken in, middle aged, drag esqe "mommy". It is what it is.
No. 1610890
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Why does he look like the thing from the mortuary assistant
No. 1611062
File: 1660043937242.jpg (28.08 KB, 338x599, snake.jpg)
Oh god… it is actually happening. I don't know whether I should cry or laugh my ass off.
I don't know if you realize it Fake, but nothing is gonna save your bloated alcoholic face. Not even a crappy face tattoo. Now that the last bits of his jawline dissapeared because of the alcohol weight gain, he looks even more like an absolute disgrace of humanity.
No. 1611066
File: 1660044238736.jpg (28 KB, 336x600, snake2.jpg)
>>1611042>>1611062I couldn't tell much from the ig story, but it looks like it's some kind of a "city" design? Something like medieval towers and houses going around his ear and down his side-burn area…? Not what I would choose for a face/heaed tattoo, but alright…
No. 1611071
File: 1660044577449.jpg (134.43 KB, 684x853, facetat.jpg)
Couldn't wait for the result so here's this nonnies
No. 1611104
File: 1660047911576.jpg (121.41 KB, 720x1305, _1.jpg)
Omg you can see the moment the face smoothing filter stops working.
Before:
No. 1611105
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After
No. 1611136
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>>1611105looking like these cheap earrings lmao
No. 1611179
File: 1660057215891.png (399.07 KB, 496x882, Screenshot 2022-08-09 at 16-59…)
It's finished. That's not really a face tattoo though, its a head tattoo.
No. 1611212
File: 1660059861451.jpg (75.51 KB, 720x604, Uglytat.jpg)
>>1611189But it's very clearly started in this picture, you can see the blood on the line work…then in the final picture this section is missing, but you can very faintly see a line or two that look actually linked in, not just left there from a wiped off stencil. Was this section too painful for Mr 'I sit well for tattoos'?
No. 1611214
>>1611083From far away it doesn't look as bad, because it looks like some kind of industrial spike thing, which is actually quite a cool tattoo idea when I think about it… but then you look more closely and it's just - materialised dissapointment. It could've been done so much better, much more spooky with more details on the walls, roofs, etc. The thick outlines are also a big no-no for me, looks like a child's drawing. At least it blends out semi-decently at the bottom of the tattoo. If it was done better, I wouldn't mind it that much (at least compared to his other tattoos), but seeing this is just upsetting. Sage for massive rant, sorry, couldn't help myself.
No. 1611230
>>1611105I like that tattoo ngl.
his hair looks better in the punky style then it normally does maybe he should keep that too it gives him shape to his face
No. 1611237
>>1611179>>1611230 same fag here it cool tattoo but it just looks odd next to his neck piece just doesn’t match? I know people don’t match their tattoos but like the style so different just looks like odd combination
Still it probably one his nicer tattoos
>>1611080I think she more has the Disney soft type of tattoos where he got the black work and smaller lines details but yeah who has a tattoo partner and doesn’t get covered in tattoos by them it would save him so much money
No. 1611281
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>>1611214What's funny to me is that I'm pretty sure one of Kaya's tattoo artist friends would have done a much, much, much better job of that subject matter execution wise, they seem to do a good job of controlling fine lines and adding intricate detail. A Bloodborne skyline needs that detail imho, those lines on his actual tattoo are so chunky, a lot of the design reads more to me visually as medieval architecture rather than gothic Victorian.
It's also pretty tragic that it overlaps his other tattoo, it doesn't look great.
No. 1611325
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I'm a huge Bloodborne fan and I would never guess that that's Yharnam. It looks like Toon Town. Far too cartoony and "chibi"
Really bad placement too. In a few years it's going to look like black mush on the side of his head.
No. 1611433
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>>1611325It looks like the Shrek castle
No. 1611464
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Snake being “honest” and admitting weakness? Who is he? lmao
No. 1611507
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Just some confirmation of knob heads real behaviour from Kayas mum in YouTube comments. You’re welcome.
No. 1611598
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Jake feeling himself because he got the shrek castle tattooed on his head lmao
No. 1611613
>>1611507Why is this spoilered?
>>1611598But this horror isn't
No. 1611676
>>1611598Oh man, that hairline is disappearing as fast as his career. No wonder he was brushing it over his forehead for so long.
(Whoops forgot to sage the first time.)
No. 1611818
>>1611507I love Kayas mum. She gives precisely zero shits and I’m here for it. We all know she’s telling the truth because it marries up perfectly with his well documented temper tantrums. Dude cannot handle someone being more successful than him even if that person is his partner. He’s a pathetic, tiny man.
>>1611433What is seen cannot be unseen.
No. 1611822
File: 1660111249290.png (1.09 MB, 1080x1658, Screenshot_20220810-070014.png)
Oh my god I just noticed his uneven hairline at the front, that's absolutely tragic, he really shouldn't be slicking it back like that
No. 1611857
>>1611325>>1611433Lmao
nonny. This is spot on. The design itself isn't awful tbh, it's very similar to those super popular "snowflake" ear tattoos so many people get. The execution is trash however. Completely unrecognizable from the source material, blocky and very cartoony.
>>1611598I kind of wonder what his future job prospects are going to look like once his measly 1-2k a month isn't enough to get by on anymore. I'm sure he's been bleeding through the first makeship plushie sale money at lightning speed. Maybe Kat can get him a receptionist job at the shop. kek
No. 1611888
>>1611857>I kind of wonder what his future job prospects are going to look like once his measly 1-2k a month isn't enough to get by on anymoreAnd he wants a kid too, with these bleak prospects
Or maybe that’s exactly why he wants kids, them childcare benefits. Wouldn’t put it past him
No. 1611897
>>1611507Interesting how Jake used to try to position himself as though he's a feminist ally when his misogyny is so glaringly obvious now, imagine having an ego so fragile you flip out because your partner is recognised, the idea that a woman could be slightly more successful sends you into a rage.
This man doesn't need a platform, he needs a psychiatrist. I hope Kaya's mum spills more tea tbh, I don't get the impression Jake treated her very well either.
No. 1611920
>>1611904he wouldn’t even
apply for a job. he thinks he’s above it.
No. 1611934
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Kat is at work. Did she really pull her underwear above her skirt or is this some weird ass belt? What is going on? I am also starting to be in awe of how she manages to look like a troon in most of her pictures without even trying.
No. 1612005
>>1611934>>1611940Why does she wear them under the skirt considering the heat? I thought only fat women do that because of chub rub. Maybe so that nobody can peek under the skirt but it looks weird with the killstar lettering above the waistband
>>1611938Kaya was out of his league but he teared her self-esteem down
No. 1612137
>>1611433My first thought when I saw the finished tat was that it looked like Far Far Away, holy shit.
It's so chunky and dumpy, and SUPER dark, it's going to blur out into a black splat like someone else mentioned. How on earth was this a "Bloodborne" tattoo??
No. 1612160
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Nice hairpins Jake lol
No. 1612168
>>1612160I swear for such an unremarkable man (in literally every way, because we’ve all seen the OF pics) he sure is chuffed on himself.
Maybe someone should introduce him to Vicky Shingles?
No. 1612582
>>1609538it's insane
Adora is with her daughter? what a fucking slut!
Kaya is with her mum?? aww she's LIVING LIFEE
kekekekekekekek
No. 1612605
>>1612582Ah yes, a 50yo woman whose recent halloween costume was "rape
victim" and is, in general, a massive cow living vicariously through her young teenage daughter. Her going to a festival isn't "milk" but she's entirely unlikable and I worry for her kid.
Remind me again what unforgivable milky thing Kaya, or her mum, has done recently? I'm proud of you finally learning how to sage though. gj
No. 1612626
File: 1660186731119.png (1.42 MB, 662x864, 2394u9.png)
>>1612582Yeah I'm sure Kaya and her mum were wearing similar. kek
No. 1612640
>>1612626Did her daughter get the same heart tattoos on her arm as her? It's at least painted in this pic. These are definitely matching outfits, look at the belts, and also I'm sure there's a perverted angle to that, adora had 2 other "clones" before cynthia, who was completely turned as soon as she was 18. If you think I'm reaching, she made a whole instagram post about how in the date of the festival, Synthia would be 18. So I guess
>>1612630 it's not far off…
I feel bad for the kid, because now she feels super cool to be treated like her mom's new sexy girl bestfriend who she drinks and chases guys at festivals with, but in a few years she'll feel gross. Expect a lot of "innocent peck" pics soon… Turning your daughter into your new thirst trap is a new kind of low for her
No. 1612702
>>1612626This is fucked up. She has been groomed by her mother to be her mother. I could not imagine doing this to my child
>>1612640Yes, this is a real identical tattoo that adora got her daughter to have.
No. 1612706
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>>1612626>>1612702Don’t know if it’s milk but I’m starting to think there is milk, she’s definitely been groomed. Goto her Insta and it even sounds like her moms, even with her half naked pics. Then goto back to her moms Insta and adora has been encouraging her since 16 with “dick parties” and getting the same tattoos. This is gross. She’s 19 and is pretty much her mom.
No. 1612758
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Victoria Lovelace only distancing herself from Adora Butt Slut when she has a new cosmetics launch I guess kek.
No. 1612811
>>1612706Thaaats pretty messed up but thinking about it over the years, it was always there in plain sight, and many anons over the years mentioned it. Didn’t think it would go this far though.
From the penis parties that are apparently common in Sweden at 16, to the identical tattoo and now to the same sex out look at 19… adora recreated herself in her daughter - that’s fucked beyond belief. And that’s just what we see on Instagram, fuck knows what’s going on that we don’t see. I think there’s some pretty messed up milk to be found in this.
However, she has sued someone for defamation and won
No. 1612882
>>1611464He did this so it would look like had a closer hairline/smaller face, definitely needs to do the other side tho
>>1611598This sets off my fight or flight response
>>1612706That's not what groomed means, it just seems like she idolises her mom, I think it's cute. She's 19, not a little kid.
She should be careful around Adora's many boyfriends though.
No. 1613139
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BWAHAHAHAHAAA oh god I hurt myself laughing
No. 1613171
>>1612811"penis parties" are absolutely not a thing in sweden, where on earth did you get that one? adora is just deranged.
>>1613139i' love to see him try to fight, mostly because getting punched and humiliated would probably do him good.
No. 1613210
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>>1613135He didn’t post anything until an hour ago (picrel)
And of course, his face is swollen because of the dentist, it’s definitely not bloating from alcohol lmao
Also - I’m pretty sure putting your germy ass sweaty headphones on a fresh tattoo is a terrible idea, I’m praying it gets infected or at the very least heals like shit.
No. 1613367
>>1612882>That's not what groomed means, it just seems like she idolises her mom, I think it's cute.Tell me you have mommy issues without telling me you have mommy issues, anon. There's so many red flags here.
>>1613139He's kinda got the build to have picked up boxing years back, short and stumpy. But he'd get absolutely wrecked in full on MMA. Would absolutely pay to see it though, lmao.
No. 1613443
>>1613139Wow, man with anger issues interested in MMA? What an earth shattering revelation that you'd want to basically do a televised assault, Jake.
My opinion is biased as hell but watching MMA always felt like I was watching a crime in progress, I used to work in bars and whenever the fighting was on the vibes would always become absolutely rancid
No. 1613458
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“ABB at a festival with her daughter bc she doesn’t have any friends”
“Kaya took her mommy and that’s ok… “
Nitpicking about ABB festival outfit.. it’s a fucking festival. I guarantee if she was pushing a pram around a stage she would be destroyed in the comments. IBF and Kaya are suddenly getting a pass for their performative fuckery despite constant e begging and unable to film actual content on a consistent basis. Going live to get money handed to you isn’t content. Fake was bashed for streaming bc ppl were paying him while he sat and prattled on or played a game but Kaya doing it now is “thriving”
You guys need a plan B for all the dick riding for Kaya
No. 1613501
> Going live to get money handed to you isn’t content. Fake was bashed for streaming bc ppl were paying him while he sat and prattled on or played a game but Kaya doing it now is “thriving”
The difference is, Kaya's streams are generally pleasant. She talks to chat, she doesn't mind being bad at a game (and now she doesn't have someone making her feel bad about it either), she overall seems to just have a good time and presents the vibe of just chatting with friends. And of the one of her recent streams I caught, she wasn't raking in the cash, just a few small donations here and there. Nothing in the scope of the pathetic 'break the jake' donations. She didn't seem to be pandering for them, either, though there was talk of future donation goals, there weren't any set up at the time. Jake, on the other hand, wanted donations so he didn't have to go on a flight with the lowly mortals in the cheap seats. He screams and has actual tantrums during games, or streams reaction videos. He also tends to have chats set to members only or outright ignores people. Even in the MAG days he did this, while Kaya usually fielded the chat and engaged with fans.
Kaya has also said on instagram she's been working on videos and streaming more, but recently had her dad in town and was spending time with her parents. Jake has zero actual life besides his disgusting relationship and being a haggard drunk, so his lack of YT and OF content has very little excuse, and his streams are absolutely cash grabs, that's the only reason he does them.
I'll reiterate what other anons have said. Some people here just have a raging hate boner for her, and nothing she could possibly do will change that.
No. 1613663
>>1613235https://insta-stories-viewer.com/Works most of the time for cow-watching, also
https://dumpor.com/>>1613603He must have a lot of free time on his hands to be randomly blocking or restricting followers, we know he mass-blocked a bunch of his own stans after the breakup/cheating came out so I believe it.
No. 1613708
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>>1613458Oh Saltypants - your Kaya hate boner is really eating at you, isn’t it?
They say admission is the first step of healing.
No. 1614122
>>1613443Definitely think any scrote with any real interest in watching or participating in MMA is a red flag. Scrotes who think violence is a hobby or fun? No thanks.
>>1613458Are you ever actually going to bring any milk or just keep sperging out over the same talking point? We get it, you hate Kaya for… existing? Very cool. It's still not milk.
>>1613501Honestly, that anon is reaching. Kaya is just an old cow on the verge of leaving the pasture unless she suddenly springs forth new milk. Jake is a cheating, homewrecking chinless scrote who is in love with his own reflection. Kat is boring, but she cheated on her husband and father of her child for a chinless greasy scrote. Oh, and they are both alcoholics. Adora is a deranged 50 year old woman, mother of three, who thinks throwing "penis parties" for her underage children is fun and cool and that dressing up as a rape
victim for halloween is sexy. I wonder what Kaya did to saltchan to have her so hurt, personally. kek
No. 1614141
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Tinfoil: Saltypants Anon is actually Raven, who is frustrated because she hates Emily Boo but can’t get any good snark started around her. So instead she spergs about Kaya, because she’s Emily Boo’s friend.
No. 1614223
File: 1660342336743.png (2.82 MB, 1078x2818, wtfisthis.png)
Somewhat related to Jake, but this is the artist that did all his merch art. Even going as far as to base one of her ugly OCs after him. This ad for her popped up on my feed and between the art and commentary I'm just???
>>1614141Really wouldn't surprise me if it's another cow tbh, but I went and peeked back on Raven's post history and don't think it's her. Unless she's suddenly become clever enough to pretend she doesn't know how to reply, or not to namefag, or use proper grammar or spacing to cover her tracks, I definitely don't think it's her. Raven is unhinged, but even she seemed somewhat literate and could blend in okay as a farmer. Saltchan definitely seems like someone who is fully off their meds though if
>>1612582 is any example. kek
No. 1614329
>>1614327Honestly, she's putting out content (that isn't just unboxings), starting to stream, she's active on Instagram including stories, Twitter, plenty active on Tiktok including making content that only gets posted over there. She doesn't seem to be begging for stuff anymore and people are able to come off her Patreon now that she's "found her feet" or whatever with the house, if they were only supporting her until she sorted her life out. Supporters still sending her donations and subbing to her Patreon do so by choice and I don't think they're being led on or squeezed right now.
It'd be one thing if she was doing all of this while actively begging for money, or portraying herself as struggling to survive/house/feed herself or pay for anything important. But she isn't? The only thing I can think of that is vaguely sus is her recent youtube stream where her donation "goal" was to go towards her car bill. Considering it looks like she can afford to pay that, and due to how long ago that was it was probably already paid off, it's kinda gross that she has an arbitrary "goal" for donations to "help fund" which is a great way to get people to donate. But otherwise she's earning money somehow and spending it on whatever she wants, and none of it is particularly milky. Especially if she actually vlogs any of it, or puts out instagram stories/tiktoks while travelling, does photoshoots for future posts etc. Plus visiting friends in London that she hasn't seen since before the pandemic, I'm not going to begrudge anyone that.
I'll sit and wait for someone to come and scream at me for having my nose up her asshole or whatever but worrying about what she's spending her money on is scraping the bottom of the barrel a bit imo.
No. 1614439
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She insists its just a couple of spooky shapes that happen to look like the Quake logo lol
No. 1614468
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>>1614231>didn't brand little rosa until she was a teen>that's why she doesn't have a "daddy's girl" sign above her headThat's the vibe I got too. Creepy as fuck. Here's the character she apparently based on Jake, lmao.
>>1614391She's a cow, just google "raven lolcow" to find her threads. She's an old fat goth woman who groomed her teen son's best friend into marriage. Lots of other milk.
No. 1614480
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Mamie has complained numerous times that people copy her look, went on a long story tangent yesterday, and now realizes she’s a dumbass.
No. 1614604
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Jazminbean just got her mom name tattooed on her neck
No. 1614605
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And result
No. 1614607
>>1614327Unfortunately for Kaya she's still living that donation lifestyle, probably a few hunned on flights, 1k of tattoos at least since she's getting several, plus other costs and things she'll buy. She gets donations on stream but I think most of her money is from patreon and I don't think that will sustain at the same level it is perpetually, she is very active online now in terms of content so it could do.
But she's blowing through money the same way her and Jake did with their simp money which is not a good habit to be in.
No. 1614654
File: 1660385882387.jpeg (2.04 MB, 1170x2259, 86B54BFA-602F-4341-89C5-6B986D…)
Kaya is hanging out with Roly and Luxeria whilst in London.
No. 1614678
>>1614654All I can think is that Kaya has minimal makeup on and her hair scraped back, and she still looks 10x less exhausted and shitty than when she was photographed in a similar state around Jake (like the pics in the antique store/bike shop that were posted in the last thread). You can really just tell a whole weight’s been lifted off her.
Also, that’s two more people who knew them both but chose her after the breakup. Yikes.
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No. 1614974
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It looks much better finished.
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>>1615033It’s both sides. No arguing about what they are either. Unlike Fakes shrek/hogwarts/Disney castle effort.
No. 1615062
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I'm saging this for tinfoil, but I think since she always makes sure to show the tattoo artists that she gets tattoos at discounts or even free in return for cheap advertising. She has a lot of English alternative followers so I can see how it would be beneficial. Especially that head tattoo. She is going to have a lot of people asking about it.
No. 1615159
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Her look in these kind of remind me of The Kurgan from Highlander
No. 1615160
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>>1615159Forgot to sage sorry. Here’s another
No. 1615214
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No. 1615218
>>1615062Those pics are really unflattering. She looks much older here.
Also hate the tattoo on her.
No. 1615369
>>1615056They're clean and crisp, no denying what they are, they suit the placement and space that they're intending to fill. I cannot get over Shrek's lumpy castle in comparison to this.
Kaya appreciates the concept of travelling to a specific artist that you want work from, Jake just goes back to the same person? people? locally, and makes them do the design that he wants rather than finding an artist whose style matches what he's looking for - and it shows.
No. 1615614
>>1615561That's not quite true. He went to Germany for 1 day where he ate nuggets alone at midnight and he took his new gf to Barcelona as part of the I'm-pissing-on-Kaya's-favourite-spots-to-mark-my-territory-because-i'm-a-sad-
abusive-narcissist tour
No. 1615642
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Kaya had two head tattoos in one sitting so our boy Jake has to reaffirm how manly he is and get some snaccs to boost his self esteem. Lovely background again. Was this the only area in your place you could take a selfie because the rest looks like a pigsty Jake?
No. 1615742
>>1615669I think it’s because he so top ‘heavy’ with tattoos like if he had a few on his stomach or legs idk it wouldn’t make him look the way he is due needs to work his way down rather then up with tattoos.
also he needs to work out in other places rather then his arms only or he start looking like a upside down triangle soon they just look very meaty
No. 1615855
>>1615669>>1615742He is an endomorph body type, someone who is prone to easy weight gain and will always be short, stocky, and thick regardless of fitness level. They also have very wide hips by male standards. So yeah, things like tattoos in the wrong places will visually intensify the stumpiness.
The man will never be a tall, dark, lithe goffick prince by any stretch of the imagination lol. Might as well just lean into embracing the little goblin dwarf he is.
No. 1615900
>>1615561If he actually bothered to email any artists he probably just couldn’t get spots, and doesn’t realise that the whole world doesn’t revolve around him and his schedule.
>>1615855Oh shit, I never thought of it that way, but can you imagine how much clout he’d have if he had ever authentically leaned into Kaya’s picnic-y wholesome cottagecore-goth schtick? Like just a friendly little goff hobbit who vlogged in the woods and baked with his gf? People would eat that shit UP. Obviously
>>1615851 is too accurate for that to ever have been the case but you’re right in that still forcing a bunch of aesthetic shit that doesn’t work at 30+ is so cringe.
No. 1615918
>>1615900I've seen the aesthetic that seems to match Kaya's preferred style be labeled "whimsigothic", which is kind of like a western take on dark mori kei but with a bit more of a carefree hippy witch vibe (think 70's Stevie Nicks). I don't care much for most of her content, but I think her home/studio decoration videos are enjoyable. Now that Stumpy is out of the way she has a lot of freedom to do whatever she wants with her house.
If she had the inspiration and work ethic I could see her branching off and trying some fun/silly aesthetic craft, fashion, cooking, or design ideas kind of like a gothier version of Rachel Maksy. More of that style of content might help her retain her audience while growing a new one. I don't have a lot of faith in her but I would still like to be pleasantly surprised lol.
No. 1615994
>>1615950nta but she has referenced it being a hyperfixation and addiction many times in Stories, she's well aware. But adhd hyperfixations are never permanent, she will get obsessed with something else before she goes too far with it.
Also think she's taking advantage of her current boost of popularity, these last two tats were literally booked on a one-day whim which suggests those artists made space for her for exposure+gave her a good deal or did it for free. I don't blame her for striking while the iron's hot.
No. 1616044
>>1615056>>1615062Ngl, the execution and design are really nice? She does have beautiful hair, but the current style is very unflattering. Kind of wish she'd settle for a lower undercut at the very least.
>>1615218>>1615283Basically what second anon said. Kaya has kind of an awkward looking profile too, I always thought it was less her strong nose and more her weak chin. She looks much cuter in
>>1615214 though even despite the hair
>>1615642Love how the curtains are all fucked up and appear to be falling off. There's clearly shit piled up along the floor and on the table too. That dark lighting is only hiding so much Jake, tidy up for once.
>>1615919>>1615994I do wish she'd slow down just a little, it's definitely the milkiest thing about her rn, but so far I honestly like almost all the tattoos she's had done. Maybe not something I'd personally get, but she's clearly working with talented artists at the very least? Designs are decent, linework is clean, well executed, etc. Tbh, I can't wait for Jake's shrek castle to become an even uglier mess when they add the colorful clouds and moon to it.
No. 1616188
>>1616109Not to mention how much more often you have to wash it if you're sweating constantly. It's hard to keep that much hair healthy in that kind of climate. As much as I agree that the undercut doesn't look very good, at some point you have to value comfort and practicality over beauty. She
could try having a hairdresser thin it out like another anon suggested, but that doesn't work out for everyone, and she'd still have to deal with years of growing out the undercut.
No. 1616338
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She’s done a video with Roly as well. Who does Fake collaborate with again? Oh that’s right! No one.
No. 1616354
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>>1616338Seriously though,Jake has no creative friends to collaborate with ( aside from maybe? k? But when was the last time you saw them interacting after Jake's lonely late night chicky nug fest?) the way he talks about collaborating with Kaya he clearly resented having to do even that much and they were in a decade long relationship, he can't do anything with anyone because his ego is too vast and his conduct too unpleasant,it has to be the Jake show or nothing, it's really telling how unpleasant a person he is that no one with half a brain cell wants to touch him with a ten foot pole
No. 1616358
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Okay but for real Jake must be lurking the thread, pretty sure at least 14hrs ago we were ragging on him for his choice of artist/always going local and now he's suddenly booked for Spain?
No. 1616425
>>1616354I will never not find it absolutely hilarious that he’s managed to prove that it was in fact he who was the ‘
toxic manipulator’, that he never had any popularity outside of being her boyfriend, that he was the one in charge of the money situation and it was him making all the mess in the house, without Kaya ever having to utter a single word.
No. 1616430
>>1616354Funny how she's now making 3x what he's making, her channel is growing while his is still bleeding subs, she's making videos regularly while he is taking random hiatus and barely updating anything, she's doing collabs while he… watches his friends cat? Eats chicken nuggets by himself at midnight? Rolls around on the floor shitfaced with Kat for the third time this week? Incredible. We've all seen Jake's "shit tip" in comparison to Kaya's new house too.
>>1616425This. It's honestly been a bit poetic really. I was never a Kaya stan, but Jake is just insufferable.
No. 1616449
>>1616354>>1616354Absolutely amazing narcissist move. Kaya is doing well so the man who said he would not talk about his relationship with her is out talking about his relationship to cut her down.
Just make a fucking video to slag her off and get over it already jake we all know you’re the cunt in this break up
No. 1616496
>>1616354Didn't she financially support them a few years back when Jake had 2k views on his vlogs?? And who thinks like that when your GIRLFRIEND asks for a collab, wouldn't you WANT to do stuff with your partner?
Sure she has been a mess last few years with lack of videos and such, but many people go thru lows in their life, just goes to show Jake is not a "in sickness and health" type of partner. Good luck Kat lmao
No. 1616555
>>1616496He a idiot cause he used to stick her face in the thumbnails even if she was only in it running after him cause he walked about a mile ahead of her bet he forgets he used her for fame in his first few videos it was the only way he would get more views
And if he was smart he would done loads collabs cause it would of made him more money.
No. 1616592
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>>1616546He’s going to go broke trying to keep up with Kaya.
Everytime he puts up a new Instagram post he loses 100’s of followers. He had 106k before the break up video.
His latest photo of his head tattoo had less than 4K likes while Kayas head tattoo photo has over 10k.
His latest YouTube has under 3k likes and hers again has over 10k.
His attempt to 1 up her is ultimately going to ruin him financially.
No. 1616682
>>1616358when is this troll coming to Croatia? just so I know when not to leave my house
also, he's still making enough money to do stuff like that?
No. 1616683
>>1616682I think he's visiting Croatia very soon.
He probably has some money left from the time he was more successful on YT
No. 1616684
>>1616592The latest post with dead stare & bobby pins LOL
And still not makin any effort or caring about background etc since ig is such a visual thing - no wonder he's tanking his channel
No. 1616877
>>1616766It's because nothing he ever does is for the actual joy of it. Nothing at all. It's all FOR something. For likes, for views, for ad revenue, for clicks. Everything he produces, when he bothers to produce, is in pursuit of something for himself. It's not admirable "rise and grind" work ethic either, nor is it the monetizing of something he actually feels passionate about. It's cheap, basic, low effort content purely for consumption by others and financial gain. It's the same for his streams. He's there for the donations, he barely interacts with his audience, he never truly seems to enjoy the games he plays. That's back when he played games, fuck knows what he does on his streams these days, someone said he is reacting to stuff live? Christ.
The only time he ever bothers to add another of these passably well-lit images with a full face of makeup, a background that isn't his shitty house, and a visible degree of editing and composition, is when he's filmed a video. It's part of the process of producing his cheap, throwaway content, just like taking the standard selection of ridiculous expression images for his thumbnails. It's all part of the routine. Clock in, make the crap, take the pics, clock out. No joy. You know when you interact with someone working retail or hospitality who has turned up for work and has plastered on a smile but isn't really there? Same energy.
No. 1616927
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What is with his belly shape? I can’t work it out
No. 1616957
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The dirty floor is triggering me
No. 1617004
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Fucking lmao, it makes so much sense why the pics on Fake’s onlyfans are so utterly unerotic
No. 1617008
>>1616957And there's no black cat around anymore, so literally what is all that shit on the floor? Scat stains from his gf?
>>1616987Lmao he could never pass as a punk with his little Versace shirt and overpriced cocktails.
No. 1617083
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Wtf is this angle, with the pole taking up half the picture in the foreground and a reflection of the phone? Dumb bitch seriously needs a lesson in photo composition.
No. 1617095
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Okay, this is actually playing out like a really sad parody: Jake kicks Kaya out after more than a decade, literally into the cold. Claims he’s justified because she is a manipulator, slob, selfish, user, psychic vampire, etc., etc., continued villainess textbook description. AND THEN? He proceeds to illustrate - with words and pictures - that HE is actually all the things he claimed she is!! With the added yuck factor that he was already committing adultery before he booted Kaya. And Jake STILL thinks he’s the good guy in this story??? He’s such a delusional donkey, I almost feel sorry for him.
Almost.
No. 1617232
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>>1616540Honestly he really reminds me of ProJared over anyone else. Very similar brand of obnoxious narc moid though.
>>1616592>>1616957These new selfies are rough as hell. He's aging like milk. It's like his eyes just get smaller and smaller with each passing year. lmao
No. 1617451
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Lauren and her new husband
No. 1617544
>>1615062I kinda get the tattoo but doesn't look good on her at all, she has a huge head too lol better than jake ''''face tattoo'''' for sure
>>1616957 and kaya was the trashy one, uh?,every single day looking like an egg kek
No. 1617549
>>1616957I'm sorry, but this is just upsetting. At least smile
a little bit when the text is implying that the situation is funny mate!!! UGH, this guy makes me wanna slam my head into concrete, punch holes in all the doors in my house and then burry myself in a compost pile to never see the daylight and his stupid face again!!!
No. 1617556
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Just want to congratulate Jake on his riveting new content. His snaccs can post on some discord with clips that he will react to on video. If they make him laugh out loud they get free merch. Now he does not even have to curate his own content but he can get rid of his shit merch that no one wants to buy. This is completely new territory. Nothing like the past years of react vids at all.
No. 1617561
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>>1617556Oh my fucking god lol, you're really "changing things up for your return to YouTube", Jake. Can't browbeat Kaya into helping curate your videos you have to make your snaccs do your fucking job FOR you for the privilege of getting a free t shirt. My eyes are rolling in my skull so hard they might rocket out of their sockets and into the atmosphere
No. 1617567
>>1617561Jake my dude reacting to videos your discord sends you is still reaction videos. You are not changing anything just getting more lazy.
The "snacks" will still cream themselves if he chooses their videos. Simple minds simple pleasures I suppose.
No. 1617597
>>1617556Yikes putting makeup on and around a fresh tattoo
Thought he would know better then this but clearly not.
No. 1617606
>>1617556He's gone from
break the jake which was borderline findom to promising prizes if his followers interact with him,
like a pedo trying to lure kids with candy kek also getting his followers to do the job Kaya used to do for him.
No. 1617755
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She looks like social repose in drag.
No. 1617757
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>>1617755Photo for reference. Can’t tell me they’re not related at least
No. 1617785
>>1617561kek the last sentence reminds me of his casey nestat wannabe positivity guru phase
>>1617755And he acts like Social Repose. There are so many similarities. Both are shells with no real personalities who got YT famous because of their goff looks (and mainly because there isn't a lot of competition), both make shitty music, both are cheating scumbags.
>>1617765exactly, he only talks about her being hot or that he gets sex from her
No. 1617910
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Has anyone noticed how they only communicate to eachother using buzz words and emojis? It is so weird. They are so vapid and loveless. Kat still has never made an appearance in his streams and never types more than "daddy" or "yum". I swear this dumb bitch acts like a robot sex doll with 5 different phrases built in.
No. 1617914
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>>1617910I don't think she is able to form any full sentences or unique thoughts.
No. 1617982
>>1617968Genuinely though, Kaya is articulate and has a clear personality, she has values and opinions, you can get a pretty good sense of what she's like as a person and what she believes in ( wether you agree or like her is another matter of personal opinion, she at least has some kind of substance you can like or dislike)
By comparison I get absolutely nothing from Kat, she's a straight line on a heart monitor, the personality of a wet paper towel, even her tattoo work is just badly copied Disney characters, she can't even really pretend to be creative. In every photo she takes its like the lights are on but nobody's home in that brain. She's like a non person, she's a blank space where a person should be, a walking void.
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No. 1618169
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>>1617755Honestly, she'd probably look better if she put on a little weight. Her face shape is weirdly gaunt and jowly even though I don't find her overall features ugly. Contouring her nose would really do her some good too.
>>1617757>>1617785Similar content to Jake too. A rare shitty cover here or there, promises of streams/content that never happen, and dumb react videos.
>>1617910>>1617914Kek. Five exciting phrases! Including "Daddy!" "Yum!" and of course, "Shots!".
No. 1618311
>>1618154Didn't she also say he cheated early on into the relationship, but she let it slide then? I might be mixing it up with another cow though.
>>1618286>having friends = codependence>taking flattering selfies = carefully curating selfies>Kaya is paying anons to compliment her!kek, salt-chan is back with a vengeance. Kaya is kind of chubby and has a weak chin/big nose, we've acknowledged that multiple times itt. She's lost some of the weight since the break-up and is still going to the gym, doesn't feel terribly milky unless she gives up and gains it all back suddenly. The tattoo thing is the milkiest thing about her rn and I wish she'd slow down, but even she acknowledges it here
>>1618011Honestly, salt-chan, why do you seem to loathe Kaya so much above all others? She's pretty dull as far as milk goes, I really don't get it. You never really seem to talk about anyone else unless it's comparing them to Kaya and saying she's just as bad if not worse. Even when that is obviously not true.
No. 1618406
>>1618286This has got to be jake or one of his hard pay pigs. No one guns this hard over topics that have been picked at for years.
No one has said Kaya is hot, we’ve said she’s lost weight and starting to look good. Kaya is currently doing everything to improve her life after being beaten down for years. Jake on the other hand has blamed Kaya for everything and is literally showing everyone that he was the problem
No. 1618411
>>1618169I though he was Jeffrey star for a moment
Forgot this tool existed
No. 1618413
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>>1618286what is a snacc trying to achieve in here? remember you're donating to this thumb.
No. 1618538
>>1618401Grant lurks, most likely posts. So does the short fat blonde one.
I think it's a stretch to nitpick Kat and call her ugly or boring when she's not even trying to have a social media career. People claiming its not milk to comment on Kaya's appearance a cow of a decade going through many superficial changes, yet keep posting a literal who because she fucks Jake.
Kaya and Jake are two cows. They've broken up months ago yet are still synonymous with one another. Like I can't believe how proud people are acting because a near 30 year old woman has all the time in the world to keep her place tidy. Let's raise this woman up on a pedestal to make her ex boyfriend miss her. Like did this thread turn into her pr team.
No. 1618572
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>>1618538>Like I can't believe how proud people are acting because a near 30 year old woman has all the time in the world to keep her place tidy. Are you actually retarded or just willfully ignorant? No one is “proud” of Kaya for keeping her house nice - we’re pointing out that Jake blamed his own shortcomings on her. Jesus - I’m starting to think you are dumb enough to actually be Kat.
No. 1618591
>>1618538>I think it's a stretch to nitpick Kat and call her ugly or boring when she's not even trying to have a social media career.She is, though. She might not be going the "influencer" route, but she uses social media to advertise both her tattooing and OF. It all goes hand in hand. She deserves it just as much as Jake and is a bigger cow than Kaya right now.
Also she is extremely ugly and boring, would never be able to make it as an "influencer" even if she tried. She is a basic butterface who looks decent at first glance because she's skinny and wears makeup. But in reality she is a bore who Jake is using as a trophy. He doesn't truly love her at all. She just makes him feel masculine for once in his life.
No. 1618655
>>1618538Nitpick Kat? She’s a alcoholic mom that left her husband for a failing YouTube star?
And you don’t have to have all the time in the world to clean up after yourself. You just have to have basic hygiene. Stop telling on yourself.
No. 1618659
>>1618641Considering beauty is subjective, you can agree or disagree. It doesn't really matter. Imo she is ugly. Her bad tattoos fully break her appearance.
But you can't deny anything else from that whole post.
No. 1618660
>>1618609 They are also all small except the head ones (which I don't think look good but if she likes them, whatever). I think it looks kinda crap when people just get loads of small tattoos from whatever artist rather than slowly getting sessions on a bigger piece that's more cohesive.
The only one I've liked that she's had in this manic phase is the cobweb on her ear, which I thought was cute and nice placement, everything else just seems like filler rather than something special, beautiful or meaningful. It's not especially milky since most people get shit tattoos but I do think she'll regret some of them.
No. 1618762
>>1618572I’m not the original anon in
>>1618538 but I do agree with their point, it’s BASED.
Ever since the breakup happened, there has been an influx of retarded
twitterfag posters who came to stay, and have since continuously been shitting up the threads with this type of autistic, day-to-day rehashed praise for the absolute bare human minimum, and for following the norms of basic human behaviour in the society.
Yeah, it’s not EVERYONE, and a lot of the farmers do stick to the constructive "what Fake preached vs reality". But you cannot deny that there now is this everpresent — seriously — Kaya "pr-team", that polices what can be said about Kaya and what can not, whilst praising her for the most autistic of things and gushing over her unattainable features that only exist in their own heads.
Sure, everyone can have an opinion. But the discourse policing and labelling who’s #teamkaya and who’s #teamjake (like, they’re BOTH cows, okay?) is just over the top, and sucking all the fun and common sense out of these threads.
I’m starting to share the sentiment of the anon in
>>1610851 in that I sometimes wish it weren’t as easy to find lolcow.
Sage for retardedly long vent and partial derail, but since the thread is reaching its end anyway, there’s that.
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No. 1618790
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Congratulations again Jake on more new content. After reconsideration he is reacting again to alt tiktok. To change stuff up you know. So it's him trying to be nice to alt teens and you can see the fucking pain on his face that he can't say out loud what he really thinks. Can't wait for his Croatia vlog that will consist of him and Kat being drunk as fuck and pictures of booze instead of scenery like the Barcelona one.
No. 1618920
>>1618538Anons literally have talked about not liking Kaya's hair, tattoos, outfits, etc. Just because people don't agree with the obvious vendetta chan doesn't mean we're dick riding Kaya. Do you actually know Grant, Kaya, whoever, or are you just pulling things out of your ass with no receipts
nonny?
>>1614141Hey tinfoil chan this new one actually types and spaces things like Raven and seems to allude to being somewhat in the orbit. Maybe you summoned the ghoul. kek
No. 1619031
>>1618762Complains about content policing whilst also trying to content police, very good, very smart. The debate should not be Kaya/Jake good Vs Kaya/Jake bad, it should be if it's milk or not milk.
People having a tantrum because posters don't want to nitpick Kaya's nose again for the millionth time isn't milk. Sure, there could be an influx of people from Twitter who found lolcow through the breakup drama, boo hoo, nothing that can be done about it! Cope or leave- it shouldn't surprise you that people have different opinions on the internet.
Throwing your toys out the pram because no one clapped when you said "Kaya fat!!!" Is also not milk, it's the equivalent of vegan cheese.
No. 1619082
>>1619068doesn’t she have the best smile? snaggle toothed AND tobacco stained. trophy gf material right here. flat thin shitty hair and grown out sink water grayish green blonde as her flattering natural color. SO pretty and FRESH with those thin lips, too. you’re totally in the right space on the Internet to compliment prince jake and his wonderful princess snaggle tooth, wholesome cute couple right there. I hope they get married and rub it in all your hater bitter facie wacies and make Kaya cry because she isn’t a balding, aging, crackhead-thin, drunkorexic skank next door. I hope they live stream the engagement so the fans can roll around drunk in unison hee hee! send your mental disability checks for their hunny fund. Jake and kat deserve it! shots! sangrias! drinks!
/////////s
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Are those…wrinkles beside his brow bones? They can't just be piercing scars. Makes sense why he hides behind skin smoothing filters all the time. He has the skin of a forty year old.
No. 1619104
>>1619068Guys I was being honest it looks better then blue
>>1619082You guys are just plain cruel and should look in the mirror and see that you are not perfect too everyone has flaws how would u feel if someone wrote about everything wrong with you? Yeah I know this lolcow and I should expect this but dam u straight up so bitter about someone you will never meet get a grip omg
Sorry your dream couple kaya and jake broke up don’t have to sulk so hard about it
No. 1619118
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Saying things like this and going on constant vacations while you have a toddler screams "I don't want to be a mom".
No. 1619136
>>1618790So I managed to watch about 30 seconds of that video before his face gave me the rage.
I love how he’s rebranded his most profitable videos as his most ‘authentic’ ones. We all know this is the only stuff that makes you money Fake. No fuckers interested in your blogs or your god awful attempts at music, this is it for you now, a bloated, 31 year old man child making fun of kids on the internet. Well done!
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>>1618790I half assed this, but fill in the blanks nonnys. What is Jake reacting to next. kek
No. 1619173
>>1619112Dream couple thing was a joke if you couldn’t tell and nah I been here since thread 12 just i never seen some spaz out so hard writing a whole paragraph on how they don’t like Some one face
It just came off as a very sad obsessive person no one else would notice the fine details they wrote in the paragraph saddo lol
No. 1619194
>>1619177Different anon here but read they said it was a joke
>>1619177Don’t get your pants in a twist cause you can’t read
Ha
No. 1619196
>>1619104Here's what I'll give you: the yellow makes her teeth look less so. Now go home and never return
>>1619103>>1619115"Tired" kek he looks like death. His new lifestyle is catching up fast
No. 1619223
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It's like he makes it a personal chalenge to post the least flattering, most unnatractive pictures he possibly could. Ew.
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>>1619223He really has no idea how repulsive he is to the average female, does he?
No. 1619250
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It's amazing. They literally just arrived and their hotel room already looks like this.
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>>1619223It's just hit me who they remind me of (but with eyeliner)
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God they are so chavvy.
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>>1619266The best part of this is he used a face blurring photo of himself and left her out there in the wind
No. 1619279
>>1619223Hold me back anons! I can’t resist an aging, stumpy chav, who’s clearly three sheets to the wind already with a cigarette hanging out of his gob.
He looks fucking awful.
And how, how? Is that hotel room in such a state when they’ve only just arrived?
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>>1619223He reminds me of the gay steel workers kek
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>>1619394This post is bang on, he always used shit angles on Kaya and he's doing it again now with Kat. Such a meagre little man he is.
Aside a relative of mine would literally get down on the floor to take a picture of our family to try (and fail) and make us look bad kek, insecure men amirite
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What the hobbit thinks is a good photo of himself:
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>>1619406I’m not even sure it’s a deliberate attempt to bring his girlfriends down (it totally could be, I wouldn’t put it past him), I think he’s genuinely just too narcissistic to give a single shit. Like that friend who posts a shitty pic of you because SHE looked good in it but so much creepier.
>>1619115Oh shit, I totally forgot about this! And aren’t they staying in a Motel One? How long before he blames Skat for “holding him back” because she didn’t have the same work ethic as him or some bs like that.
>>1619266See, Anon who was complaining about hows just ragging on people’s appearances was right, and yet…I’m floored by these Chuckie doll teeth.
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Jake and Kat started to drink (more) just now and might post stupid stuff in their stories soon.
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Kaya's doing collaborations again, meanwhile I don't think jake has collaborated with ANYBODY in his entire yt career except kaya because she was there, and even then he said she had to beg him.
By the way if it's a tattoo fail video why would you yourself have a sonic sleeve
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>>1619104cry, baby, cry! save it for skat’s Instagram comments, she is literally in the title of this page, and in case you haven’t noticed it’s not a fan site.
a farmer being perfect or not doesn’t change that it’s probably a good idea to fix one’s fucking teeth if they are going to try to make money off being attractive
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>>1619918It's bizarre! It's not hair, it's not scars, if you look at the upper arm there's flaky skin
I've only seen that in elderly people when their skin goes thin!
No. 1620026
>>1619918Sorry blogpost.
I had foot surgery years ago, it was bandaged for 3 weeks and obviously couldn't get the stitches wet.
My skin began peeling like a reptile. That's what his arm looks like, like he doesn't wash!
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It's happy alcoholic time again!
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The neck tattoo is doing him no favours
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Jake was hogging the filter
No. 1620098
>>1620026put "sage" on the email field when you blogpost, anon
>>1619918idk just looks like hair to me, very similar to the stuff on his chest
No. 1620127
>>1620063>The neck tattoo is doing him no favourswhat neck are you talking about lol
I also see skat is doing the good old hollow back move to make it look like she has curves
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>>1620026The thought of him not washing makes me violently ill
I hope its sun burn or a filter glitch blegh
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>>1620144soon he got it he looked fat
That's because is is fat, look at them rolls lamao
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>>1620031There was probably a high chance he did coke during his tours and his breakup freedom bender I wouldn’t put it past them to be coke users. Has he got receding gums or a drippy nose yet? That’s when you know they are active users.
I have a local tattoo studio who sells coke it’s gross that it’s so available theses days. But wouldn’t put it past them
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His latest story is featuring his drunk gf stumbling around and Jake commenting "you're so cute!!!"…
No. 1620204
>>1620197I also start to believe you're right. It would have been so easy to cut the video just two seconds shorter at the end to hide her loosing finally balance completely.
>>1620201Croatia is beautiful. I know this area and there are so many beautiful places to visit. It's simply a shame.
No. 1620380
>>1620191The way he said "you're doing good, sweetie!" while she was toddling around and pointing to the map made me cringe so hard. Like, she wasn't even doing anything? Sounds just like someone teaching their kid to ride a bike for the first time or something. If a man ever talked to me like that, I'd deck them lol. Someone should make Try Not to Cringe: Skat edition.
>>1619266Holy shit she looks so bad in buns and pigtails. I feel like someone has to be cute to pull them off. She looks far too old to pull them off, and she's far too old to be acting like a dumb little kid.
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>>1620063It actually looks like Kat has put on a little weight recently?
Jake too. lmao
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>>1620615when they’re not eating their cigarettes, they’re eating KFC. and cocktails have tons of calories.
NOT a nitpick so the body positivity brigade don’t get all
triggered, but kat’s arms looked bigger in the Instagram story, like a normal person’s instead of a stick figure with osteoporosis. it might be jake’s rude lense choices/angles, though.
Jake looks like a beached tattooed whale. call the Sea Shepard for such cruelty.