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No. 1664422
From wikipedia:
>Polyamory is the practice of, or desire for, romantic relationships with more than one partner at the same time, with the informed consent of all partners involved. People who identify as polyamorous may believe in open relationships with a conscious management of jealousy and reject the view that sexual and relational exclusivity are prerequisite for deep, committed, long-term, loving relationships.It's basically cheating plus self-righteousness.
So how does that work out?
At best, the relationship is never as strong as it used to be. Not everyone is so lucky.
https://archive.ph/DkN3s>Man Who Featured in 5 Person Polyamorous Relationship Charged With Child Abuse>Infant suffered broken leg, arm and skull fractures during vicious attackMostly, they make a lot of noise online and irl.
Why is it lolcow-worthy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTsdKycVZZ4They see it as part LGB-related sexuality, part MLM recruitment scheme. They are extremely proud of their poor decisions and want attention for it.
Bonus lols: any selfie posted on r/polyamory
Points of Interest:
Heavily popular in the trans community with many crossovers.
Ridiculous buzzwords, Polycule relationship diagrams that look like STI tracing
Extremely convoluted drama
Common themes to look out for:
>getting pass on cheating already in-progress or "has one lined up">takes stable, long-standing relationship that could have been for life and nukes it, then wants it back the way things were before after some kind of poly mishap>one party wants to relive youth only to find dating pool has dried up, then wants back into secure relationship>long-suffering partner reluctantly agree, then meets someone, closes relationship sans original cheater>Children being brought into dumpster-fire relationships. Drama regarding paternity.>acting like their promiscuity is on par with lesbianism, demanding praise and special consideration for it in work and in personal relationships>the advice is a big a dumpster fire as the original post>they hate being called swingers for some reason>everyone has STIsSources of drama:
https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamoryhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nonmonogamyhttps://www.reddit.com/r/solopolyamoryhttps://www.reddit.com/r/polyfamilieshttps://www.reddit.com/r/EthicalNonMonogamyThere are also plenty of sources besides the above subreddits and plenty off-reddit. It's everywhere.
No. 1664423
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This was the first time I made a thread. I hope it's okay! This community is one that I personally find hilarious but also sometimes sad. Picrel was a search I did for keywords, and the posts aligned perfectly.
No. 1664429
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I swear, they act like STIs are the most common thing. Someone could make the ND copypasta about STIs and this community.
>Together for 30 years
>Husband putting wife's health at risk
>Husband prefers casual sex to the mother of his two young children
>Wife hurt and concerned about the future
I don't know how this could possibly go wrong! /s The wife should have put her foot down ages ago.
I'm technologically illiterate, and I don't know how to screencap anything longer than my screen so please forgive me for only providing shorter posts.
No. 1664433
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This one has a lot:
>Together 12 years
>Husband wants wife to approve of his cheating with a woman from work
>Wife is a sex worker, but is also admits she can't stand the idea of others with her husband
>Wife retracted permission slip once she was pregnant, husband pursued anyways and gaslit his wife using her pregnancy hormones
>Their child is one month old
At least the top comment is telling her they're incompatible
No. 1664447
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This one:
>Couple both in their 40s>Together 18 years. Their relationship is old enough to vote or join the army.>Husband got a hardon for 24 year old coworker 2 months ago. Now he wants a threesome that leads into (forces) a poly relationship.>Wife wants to go to therapy first and figure out the logistics. Husband insists on just going ahead>Calls wife jealous>Jealous exists literally to encourage humans to avoid this kind of situation. It's bad and it feels bad. You're supposed to avoid it.The commenters are pointing out what a giant red flag all of this is and that he's already cheating, at least emotionally. Polyamory is pretty much just an excuse for scumbags to coerce their partners into letting them cheat.
There're a couple books that all poly/nonmonagamous people use as their handbooks, including The Ethical Slut, as found on the wiki:
https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/wiki/faq/#wiki_how_does_a_person_start_.28or_continue.29_a_poly_relationship.3F No. 1664460
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Thanks for the thread OP. These people have got to be living in some kind of fictional universe that's a hybrid of Disney and emotional abuse
No. 1664467
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i scrolled through the top posts on r/polyfamilies and wow. there are so many parents straight-up posting their babies faces on glorified kink subreddits, wtf? (i censored the faces of the kids myself because it feels wrong to share their faces here)
i feel really horrible for the kids being dragged into this lifestyle, there's no way it won't mess them up eventually. glorified cheating, likely perpetual relationship drama, new parents constantly being in and out of the polycule… this is so bleak man
No. 1664479
>>1664429Women who don't demand men wear condoms are genuinely retarded, how the fuck is this so common? Did everyone forget getting pregnant isn't the only negative thing that can come from sex? Putting themselves at risk of contracting potentially incurable diseases just so their nigels can nut inside is insane to me. Even not wearing a condom with her other cuck boytoy who supposedly doesn't fuck anyone else is dangerous considering how common cheating is for men. You can truly never know. Ask any obgyn, they all have stories of women who had no clue how they could've caught something if they've been monogamous for decades and the answer is always the same.
It also pisses me off how many women are willing to get painful or harmful contraceptives that mess up your period and hormones just so their moids can nut in them peacefully. They're getting side effects like depression, weight gain, breakouts, etc but won't even ask their man to put on a latex glove on their one inchers for a few minutes. Grow a fucking spine.
Also kek at her realizing her hubby would rather fuck random women. Did she genuinely believe the polyamory proposal was about free love, of course it means your moid is no longer into you.
No. 1664529
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I have to share this post I was reading. She’s literally trying to brainwash herself to be ok with polyamory.
https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/xsvp54/overcomingreprogramming_monogamous_thought/ No. 1664532
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This comment thinks polyamory should be conferred the same status as being gay despite their admission it is a choice? Choosing to have multiple fucktoys doesn’t make you oppressed. Polyamory is already natural to scrotes. Society improved when they were finally shamed for leaving their families to have sex with barely legal women. Sorry to get MATI
No. 1664547
>>1664532What they're basically saying is:
> it's a bad move to continue to accept the paradigm that society doesn't have to reconfigure itself for the completely voluntary life decisions of a tiny minority of people who invariably tend to be privileged enough as it is.Is it racebait to point out that all the photos so far are of white people? I'm willing to bet they're middle class too. Who else would unnecessarily complicate a part of life that is already a shit show as it is?
No. 1664704
>>1664640Because they think the more people you gave sex with/date = attractive. They get a high from feeling wanted.
I 100% do not believe it’s a real thing and it’s simply a self esteem related issue. They place their self worth in their sexual desirability.
No. 1664743
>>1664467Thanks for censoring the kids' faces. That is a really great idea and the right thing to do
>>1664499>MASS majoritylol.
>>1664507Good on you, nona. Leaving was the right answer.
>>1664522I agree. It's so sad how one person who "discovers they're poly" has to drag down at least one or more other person(s) into the cesspit with them. The desire to look enlightened plus being addicted to the coom is such a nasty combo.
No. 1664754
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>>1664598>>1664634I swear, everyone who moves to Portland decides to become ENM and then divorces a year or two later.
So many advice requests get dumb top comments like, "You feel jealousy while your partner steps out on you? Distract yourself! Ignore your feelings!"
>It's not a competitionYet OPs partner is one person with limited time and resources, and he's choosing to give romantic attention to someone other than the person he has committed to.
No. 1664763
>>1664754“i worry i’ll be at home jealous” “okay so don’t be jealous” how is that supposed to be helpful? it’s crazy how any jealousy is seen as the woman being insecure or controlling when not wanting your partner to cheat on you is a natural instinct and the bare minimum in a relationship
>>1664522i think you nailed it. someone gets into it and has to drag everyone else into it to justify their behavior, then it spreads.
No. 1664767
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>>1664763Poly group love to crow about how much they've evolved beyond being jealous, but when you inspect it, they're all desperately coping by reading their cult books and crying while their partner is out cheating on them.
OP got cheated on, and therefore does the logical and obvious thing and dates two people at the same time who are also dating each other. OP also has anxiety.
How is it surprising that favorites happen when there is more than two people in the relationship?
No. 1664785
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This one is still relatively new, so here's a link so you can catch the comments:
https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/xtrpoo/am_i_being_paranoid_or_is_my_partner_35m_prone_to/>"we're all still slowly unlearning every mono-normative 'instinct'"Like they're deprogramming from a cult instead of joining one
>Man takes his girlfriend to a sketchy area>Leaves her alone in the car>Understandably, she's scared because she's alone in a sketchy area and calls him back while he's with the other woman>He's pissed but only shows it to the scared girl.Typical abuser behavior
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This could have been completely avoided if OP wasn't sucking strange dick. Also, gf needs to grow a pair and leave.
No. 1664847
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https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/rybhxh/husband_wants_us_to_stop_poly_after_4_years_open/>Married over 20 years>3 adult children>Wife coerces husband into poly within the last 4 years>Husband wants a closed relationship again, ends his extraneous relationship>Wife refuses and says husband alone can't fulfill her needsIt's a giant shitheap. OP has a bunch of comments putting down her relationship and her husband in the thread, but must have sanitized her posts because there aren't many of them. She doesn't want to leave her husband because that would be too much work. The husband wants to be a swinger, so he's not much of a catch, either. She seems to still be with her bf as of a post from 4 months ago. At least the comments aren't as bad as they could be
This one comment, however, really got me:
>In polyamory we accept that people can grow in and out of relationships. We often talk about partners being in our lives "for a season."Imagine giving up growing old with the love of your life for the coom. Imagine splitting up a family with children because you want BDSM with an outside person.
No. 1664892
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I feel like I'm mostly finding disaster stories and not the funny/stupid ones
https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/hl114e/im_15_weeks_pregnant_with_our_poly_familys_second/https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/hmy886/15_weeks_pregnant_im_getting_an_abortion_next/https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/hwu43e/i_finally_aborted_my_15_week_pregnancy_and_im/At least this woman managed to escape before she was permanently tied to the mess. It's a shame the husband decided to stray in the first place. The comments say that the husband was OP's first and only relationship.
Also
>The guys I liked quickly distanced themselves romantically as soon they heard that I was a married female in a non-monogamous relationship. It was hard. As for the the guys who were okay with my situation and pursued me, I wasn't attracted to them.No shit, decent men and women want monogamy.
No. 1664903
It can be quite bad on TikTok too
https://www.tiktok.com/@openlycommitted - sad cope channel where she tells everyone she swears she's happy - her husband clearly came up with the idea
https://www.tiktok.com/@sailorstar/video/7013840491980524806 - don't even know where to start with that one, OP seems like a control freak
https://www.tiktok.com/@danaandthewolf another sad one, looks like the guy was never fully on board and the girl dragged him into it, very cringy 'humour'
No. 1664952
>>1664789samefagging to say I get super
triggered by the women who say they want to "explore their attraction to women", imagine their nasty-ass scrote's getting so excited over the idea. Men in these relationships get to have their cake and eat it too, because men don't take lesbian sex/relationships seriously. It's all something to watch for them, so the idea of your Nigel getting to fuck other women and watch YOU fuck other women? It's ambrosial. And all for some bicurious girl to find out that yeah, she is attracted to women too. Girl, so fucking what? If you're unhappy, leave the relationship. Don't give some asshole pervert cumbrain scrote the thrill of a lifetime, and THEN leave. just go and be a with a woman if it's what you want.
No. 1664955
>>1664903Here is another tiktok poly group that popped up on my fyp a long time ago. I kept watching their videos because it was like starring at a car accident.
https://www.tiktok.com/@pottymouthsarahits two men and a woman, she is married to one and the other is her boyfriend. they all live together and have kids. They also have an OF.
No. 1665035
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>>1664948Yes. She is exactly the type they PSA to stay away.
Bonus "But monogamous people have unhealthy relationships sometimes so it should be fine to do it on purpose"
No. 1665130
>>1664982There''s also societies where its acceptable (see Asian/African shitholes).
I guess if you want to do that go there instead.
No. 1665133
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>tackling jealousy for the sake of people you love
this seems to be a really common theme in this community and it bothers me so much. jealousy is natural, and maybe polyamory… isn't? if your partner is dating other people and it makes you deeply insecure, sad, and jealous, the obvious answer would be to break up, not suppress and push through that misery to keep the "person you love." it's so unfair and culty. why are they just expected to put up with that?
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"the deal" is quite simple: these people will take basically anything they can get and are casting the widest net they can to get laid. no need to make up retarded new words to explain this.
anons who say they're unnecessarily overcomplicating things are so right.
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>>1665133the way that post is written makes being poly sound like a job you never get to go home from. it reminds me of when i used to use okcupid and there was a question like "is jealousy normal and healthy in a relationship?" and so many of these type of people would answer no and put that they'd only accept no as an answer from other people. semi-related, do any other bi/lesbian anons notice what feels like a huge increase in polytards on dating apps? especially on ones that market themselves to lgb people and troons like lex, it feels like every second profile is poly/"ethically nonmonogamous". also i can only speak for myself but it feels like there's almost an expectation to be more open to it if you're bi.
sage for autist blog No. 1665189
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poly moment indeed…
No. 1665428
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I'm going to bless this thread with this apt image
No. 1665619
>>1664547i always wonder how they get the time to be all over the place harvesting stds/having ""dates"" and meetups. especially how many of them seem to be parents to young kids. i think wealth is the secret behind it…?
well, except for the t4t ones lmao. they give off broke vibes.
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>>1665619apparently they don’t have enough time lol
No. 1665953
>>1665619Think it's fair to say they're probably dogshit parents,
nonnie. Probably shove the children off on babysitters (who they desperately try to include in the polycule) or grandparents (who are either deeply shamed or completely in the dark. I get a lot of public school teacher vibes from these perverts, and those fuckers get off work at like, 4:30. Plenty of time to fuck around, and 2 months off in the summer to suck dicks and be nasty.
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They're so self-righteous
No. 1666359
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>>1666207Love how you can just tell the "homemaker" is female and the other two male. Very norm challenging
No. 1666500
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>>1665186>makes being poly sound like a job you never get to go home fromFrom what I've heard of it, it is. Communication is a good thing, but they tend to be autistically obsessed with it and want to discuss every single little detail, create schedules so nobody gets jealous or whatever, rules about how and when you can show physical affection (talking about literally stuff like hugs here) etc. They aren't any more free or open minded than any other zoomer or millennial who managed to acquire (subclinical) bpd tendencies through society, culture, media, rapid advancement of technology so you can stalk each other easier etc. Though instead of just wanting to micromanage one person, they want to micromanage multiple. No wonder cheating still happens in their relationships.
Last year I went to a party and ended up talking to a group of poly ("asexual") millennials who acted more like a zoomer than me. Apparently one of their partners (all women, some are TiFs) should've remembered that per paragraph 3 section B or whatever, you cannot assume it's okay to give a hug after you (they did that at a party the previous day) all just played spin the bottle while choking each other and she should've "read the room".
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you guys are gonna love this one
>poly slave master documentary
>”its actually totally normal. we are all in love”
>two years later scrote-head goes to prison for rape, cp, slavery, human trafficking, torture, sexual assault and more
you can still find the documentary on youtube despite this creepy bald fuck being behind bars now
mega cringe warning if you look it up. don’t say i didn’t warn you
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>>1666500>Apparently one of their partners should've remembered that per paragraph 3 section B or whatever, you cannot assume it's okay to give a hug after you all just played spin the bottle while choking each other and she should've "read the room".HOWWWW did you not burst into uncontrollable laughter? i would NOT have been able to hold back holy shit
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>>1666554I was just sitting there like picrel. I legit started to wonder whether they were pranking me. I wanted to find community, other lesbians and I'm not a prude nor do I have anything against alternative relationship styles or something. The conversation was just so retarded, I felt like I was losing my brain cells at a rapid rate. It was so difficult to process and confusing, I couldn't even laugh. It just kept getting worse. Then they were complaining about how everyone thought they were zoomers, which I thought too due to the weird fucking conversation, and I almost fell off of the barstool.
No. 1666638
>>1665574So you chose to identify as one of these people to tell us you're different and better? Why don't you fuck off back to tumblr and ask them for their stories.
>>1666500What the fuck did I just read.
No. 1666639
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was just casually browsing my drama subs on le reddit and came across this girlie talking about how she was so special to these cheating men and who totally didn't just use her for their own benefit.
>two types of men who cheat>one of those is men who had an inclination to polyamory but never explored itreally taking all my effort not to a-log - babe, it's not a fucking identity. it's not inherent to their sexuality. those men are just cheating bastards.
other fave is
>these are also usually the men who were meticulous about their public image and put a lot of effort in presenting a picture perfect familythats just plain a pillar of the community abuser wtf
https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/xv0t34/i_used_to_be_a_former_serial_side_chick/ No. 1666661
>>1665574I don't consider myself but I have a long term FWB if that counts, I consider him one my best friends but not husband/boyfriend material
>>1666638don't be mean for no reason
No. 1666716
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>>1666660>>1666685yes and yes. the autism is also always palpable. picrel for quick insight, did not even have to put any effort into it.
tag yourself nonichkas, I'm
>I don't really consider myself a furryand
>I refuse to tuck No. 1666728
>>1666093It pains me to watch her speak her
unconscious feelings out loud and pretend it's not the truth.
No. 1666745
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>>1666661I've had several fwb at different times, one was for years and ironically enough we were more monogamous than most relationships I've personally seen or heard about, we never discussed exclusivity, it just happened. Always were good friends and they're lovely women. I wouldn't call myself poly, it does sound more like a job.
No. 1666771
>>1666716Why all of them look like they escaped from Arkham Asylum? Kek
>tag yourself nonichkasLol I am
>I am also a catenby No. 1666802
>>1666752I agree with you but
>Monogamous couples workConsidering the divorce and separation statistics, for all sexualities, not really. It seems like how people do either atm isn't working and poly just happens to be even worse. It's only been fairly recent since people can associate more freely, naturally there is still enough to work on and figure out.
>Loneliness scares them because they have no sense of self, they have no idea what to do when alone, basically no identity.This sounds like a general common problem. Poly people are even worse with it, but there are so many serial daters who don't know how to be alone either.
No. 1667050
>>1667036I should add that both polyshit and serial dating are unhealthy behaviors, unironically people need to find and work on themselves alone rather than relying on others to buffer their self-esteem.
Insecure people offer nothing to others and create nightmare scenarios like the screenshots in this thread, people should be stable and secure alone first and join up with others from a place of stability, not as an emotional leech, but simply to add value to each other's lives, which neither polyshit not serial dating does for anyone involved.
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these degenerates have a child and I hate that so much
No. 1667394
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>>1667373ive seen this vid like 20 times resposted and i still cringe with the Spencer guy. I just know he has committed several crimes. He is overcompensating way too fucking much
also Ana looks like an alternative Gabbie Hanna who is also a narc like her but focuses on poly shit cause her vine never took off
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>>1667036No offense nonna but you sound like an overthinking libfem or isolated NEET who unironically makes comics about picrel.
No. 1667448
>>1667174Serial daters do tend to monkeybranch and line up a relationship before ending the next one, meaning that there is usually a month or two where they have two relationships at once.
>>1667148>It's normal to date multiple people you moronNTA, but not anymore. Generally you have to get into an official relationship before you even meet up for a date nowadays.
No. 1667563
>>1666093It's really hard to listen to Lindy trying to hold back her tears. I wish she'd taken a different path and become one of us instead of whatever she's doing now.
Even visually, she looks like the outsider in the relationship. Aham and Roya have a more similar style and attitude to each other and look way more like a real couple, I wonder if someone meeting them for the first time would assume that Lindy is the newcomer/side piece.
>>1666716I'm the bigender dysphoric hell
No. 1667646
>>1664892Aaaaaaagghrrh this makes me want to bang my head against the wall
So glad she escaped that situation but what the hell. Why do women tolerate this shit
No. 1667708
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this woman also defended the man who flashed his penis to women and children at the Wi spa
No. 1667713
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>>1667708she put the blame on the little girl
No. 1668343
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>>1667373Kek the way she's making them all introduce themselves with a specific formula like they're filming a reality TV show. Everything about this woman's social media is so creepy, it looks like it's her fulltime job. Is her kid called something like Kayden or Braydyn by any chance?
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bump for unwanted dick pic
No. 1668733
>>1668677There was a dick pic right before that post, so the warning did jack shit
>>1668710…what?
No. 1668938
>>1665953The fuck makes you think teachers have tons of free time? Their work isn't done when they're off the clock. They still have to grade papers, plan lessons, communicate with parents, etc. The spend the summers writing curricula for the next year, and because teaching pays so poorly, most public school teachers have to have a second job on top of all that.
Teachers already have it hard enough with retards like you denigrating them, Christ.
No. 1673231
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sage for no real milk, but there's this dating app called veggly, it's a dating app for vegetarians and vegans only, I honestly didn't know what I expected, but HALF of the people in my city were already in a relationship and wanted an "extra partner" now its been almost a year since I deleted so I don't know that current situation is like but its probably more or less the same
No. 1673242
>>1669905I don't understand twitter converts at all. Most don't even put in the effort to actually convert and are even atheists who just call themselves jews. But why? I don't want to chosen people-sperg but judaism discourages converts and one reason (of many) is because, at least for me and the jews I know, is there's a certain feeling of family among jews, like you grow up with the same culture even though you're surrounded with a different one which has been hostile towards you, you're invited to people's bar mitzvahs, weddings etc even though you barely know them just because you go to the same synagogue, you're expected to support the family (ie israel). I don't want to say that I'm a zionist but lots of jews are, I'd even say most and twitter converts go saying shit like, I'm a jew and I don't support israel, I'm a jew and israel shouldn't exist, I'm a jew and anti semitism has died out, BUT REGARDLESS OF WHETHER THEY'RE WRONG OR RIGHT THEY'RE NOT FUCKING JEWS so they why are they speaking for a group they don't belong to?? This is mostly a rant because I rage when I think of non jews speaking for actual jews so mods feel free to delete
No. 1673698
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https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/y1pzrw/ensuring_a_guy_is_poly_and_not_just_trying_to/>Note the OP's username>Top comments all say they don't check with their affair partner's spouse to see if it's actually okay.>No conversation about what coercion might look like>Some don't even want to be verified with if their spouse cheats on them.It's always cheating. There. Easy.
No. 1673735
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https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/y22ues/conflict_with_partners_best_friends_wife_over_poly/>OP's partner's best friend's wife watched the partner nuke his marriage with (presumably) poly>Ex-wife thankfully noped out.>Now OP is here and the best friend's wife doesn't want to be in the same room as OP.>"She apparently holds the sanctity of marriage above all else (emoji, emoji)" Like it's a character flaw to build a lifelong relationship>BFW clearly doesn't want this around her child and doesn't want to be in the same room as OP>OP is offended and blames BFW. Partner is upset that he can't sleep around AND have his friend cheer him on for it.I really hate the phrase, "she realized she is vanilla and monogamous." Like, how is it a realization that you don't want to be cheated on or choked during sex? It sounds to me like she tried to put up with her ex-husband's grossness to save the relationship but just couldn't do it.
It also sounds like Matt, the best friend, will soon need to choose between his friend and his relationship with his wife.
No. 1673875
>>1673755At 15 weeks you don't even know if the baby will be viable (anatomy scan at 20 weeks). There's no saying if the fetus would have even had a life.
Besides moids like to use pregnancy to trap women into their abuse because it's harder to run away. The influx of hormones could have
triggered a realization that this is not okay and she does not want to be tied to this moid for two decades
No. 1674013
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>>1673735We've got a bitter betty in the comment section.
No. 1674024
>>1673242A lot of casual Christians feel the same way about their churches, where it's as much about the community as the religion itself. I wonder if some of the younger people who only remember church from their younger days are converting to Judaism trying to get that feeling, but just don't wanna pick the icky mainstream Christianity for it.
Then again a lot of them are anti-Semitic and might just be trying to latch onto the conspiracy that you know a good chunk of them actually believe in.
No. 1674234
>>1673755The husband is a prick and he deserves to suffer. Oh boo hoo, a scrote doesn't get a free baby when scrotes put zero of the work in for one anyway! Cry me a fucking river.
She's based for getting an abortion. If she kept the pregnancy, that scrote would've ruined her life.
No. 1674423
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I know someone who really concerns me because of their attitude towards poly relationships. He's trans (AFAB) and has had a history of serious abuse happen to him with problematic men, but in the last five years he's just ended up in more and more unhealthy poly relationships that I think "You need to stop" because they sound shitty and HE sounds shitty, like gets jealous and insecure if any of his main two partners get dates but then has one of those partners running around to prepare things for his fuck heavy date with ANOTHER date he's seeing. I don't know how he doesn't see it as self-sabotage but then he gets loads of money from all of them. He clearly isn't happy because he always posts depressing posts and doesn't feel validated enough and I always think it's not how many of them validate you, it's that you're in some toxic fucking relationships that are enabling YOUR toxic traits.
No. 1674477
>>1674423She must be really fucking miserable if she fell down the polyshits asshole.
Get her a gym subscription, doing some exercise, losing that weight she probably if not surely has, specially after taking T, and making new friends that won't enable her delusions like you (I'm calling you a shit friend btw) will do her wonders.
No. 1674479
File: 1665673665247.png (197.21 KB, 1452x751, what if he loves her more.png)
https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/y21di5/what_if_he_loves_her_more/And a sampling of the top comments
>"What if he loves her more? (emoji)">"Love isn't a measurable thing" Okay but time definitely is and most working adults have very little free time and parents have even less. Imagine splitting that and still trying to keep multiple partners happy.>"Love is not a thing you or he can control" Once again, you can still control how you spend your time. If you feel like being around a particular person could end with you destroying your marriage, don't spend time with that person. It's not complex. Also, this comment has a serious "Muh uncontrollable lust" vibe. Does this commenter live solely on instinct alone?>Comments intended to make OP feel wrong and bad for feeling insecure while OP's partner cheats on them.I loathe those big-eye emojis. Almost every other comment dissolves into twee bullshit.
No. 1674622
>>1674575Your friend is a woman, there’s no need to humor her made up special snowflake gender identity on lolcow farms dot com. Sadly, most people who get trapped in a cult (in this case your friend’s transgenderism) and in
abusive relationships can’t be talked out of it, they need to hit rock bottom before they decide to leave on their own.
No. 1674736
>>1674642This. Is not that deep. Since they can't change their skin colour, they change their religion to an "oppressed" one : judaism, islam. Also most jews are pretty liberal, compared to muslims that are overly conservative. As such, picking judaism doesn't put in question their wokie beliefs.
>>1674423>but then he gets loads of money from all of them.Is your friend getting sex-trafficked? It's extremely sus to be paid by your "dates".
No. 1675948
File: 1665834915976.jpg (1.44 MB, 3464x1929, sapphicpanic.jpg)
a couple of fun posts from the FB bisexual fashion group, here again proving
>it's never who you want to be polyamorous that are polyamorous
(1/2)
No. 1675951
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>>1675948and here a totally healthy relationship where everyone totally loves each other
>I love our polycule>6 months with gf and never been intimate>she's fucked my bf on her period>some autistic pokemon bullshit(2/2)
No. 1679990
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healthy and sustainable isn't it. it's all about communication!
honestly feeling sorry for this woman considering changing her whole fucking medication because she is being gaslighted (gaslit?) into thinking that feeling jealous about her fag fiance fucking a dude is a "her" issue and not him just being a cheating dick
No. 1681050
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Relationship goals
No. 1689784
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They love to create a strawman, when in reality everyone thinks their unwashed nesting practices are abhorrent.
No. 1689933
>>1681409This. I know one person that was "poly," but the second she had her son, she realised that shit wasn't healthy or stable for her or the kid, and she wasn't even happy being poly.
>and then she married the guy she thought was the kid's dad only to divorce later because the kid was actually the other man's If you're going to be poly, the least you can do is make sure your dumb ass doesn't get knocked up. Baby's put strain on normal, healthy relationships, let alone ones where you have to have a fucking spreadsheet to see who can spend time with whom.
No. 1690591
>>1689784Being in a relationship isn't the be all end all.
>random straight guyAs if most poly men don't identify as "bi" (attracted to women and women who use they/them pronouns)
No. 1694147
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> "how do I get my partner to show less love for me in the name of poly?"
No. 1694247
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Weird crop to get it all on my screen but this one makes me sick
No. 1694495
>>1694147It's not enough for the dude to cuck. He has to truly embrace the cuck mindset with his language and thoughts, too. Sick.
>>1694247So she's faking out lesbian and bi women on dating apps who might be interested in her and pointing them at her husband?
No. 1694699
File: 1667673064420.jpg (328.39 KB, 733x1080, polyrings1.jpg)
Side Chick in Denial doesn't want to admit she's the side chick #1
https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/s4xe2p/in_a_throuple_but_they_still_wear_engagement_rings/>Side chick of 6 months to an engaged couple>The couple, whose relationship predates the addition of OP, are closer to each other than to OP>OP cries it's not fair>Lots of talk about how to achieve "equality" in the relationship in the commentsLike…I'm not sure what this OP expects, deciding to get involved with an engaged couple. Sure, getting engaged and then becoming poly makes the couple's relationship a farce, but you're not going to create the history of a probably years-long relationship in 6 months.
In the comments, many others experienced the same situation and describe it as "painful". Seriously. There's not a shortage of men. Just get your own. Quality is obviously not a requirement for these pickmes.
No. 1694708
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Obvious woman "NB" OP is jealous the other woman got a bigger ring
First of all, note the age gap and how young mentally ill OP was when they got together.
Now, this predator has gotten a second, slightly younger model and added her to his collection. He seems to value her more than OP. Engaged after 8 months.
https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/s5xdut/primary_bought_metamour_bigger_engagement_ring/At least the comments are pointing out the huge, glaring red flags? Just another example of using poly as a veneer to cover predatory behavior.
Pretty much any search term pertaining to signifiers of exclusivity in relationship will yield a horror story. I bet there are some real gems under "valentine's day" or "wedding dress" or similar, too. I don't want to be the one to screencap the ones with children involved, personally, because I find those too sad.
No. 1694761
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>>1694247At least the comments are based but i doubt she and moid are going to stop harassing women
No. 1694841
>>1694645no for real
nonnie, trying to navigate female dating apps is hard enough already when they’re full of straight girls looking for an experiment if i matched with someone and they messaged me talking about their poly husband who wants to fuck me i would throw my phone out a window
No. 1695330
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An old post where OP is distressed that people are familiar with the definition of polyamory. Also, a lesson in why to never talk about your private/sex life at work, particularly around crusty scrotes.
No. 1695352
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imagine being in this scenario
>landwhale because coping with stuffing her face every time hubby fucks gf
>unwashed genderfuck with greasy blue hair. probably dyed hair to get hubbys attention
>huge bags under eyes from not getting sleep at night while listening to hubby fucking girlfriend
>soyjak smile to hide the pain and posting the pic to reddit because this is normal in poly relationships…they will understand right?…right?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No. 1695405
>>1694708>the metamour is narcissisticAnd this is why i feel no sympathy for these pickmes who get treated like trash.
They always go attack the other woman and not the fact that her creep old boyfriend is dating that girl the same age when she also started dating him.
No. 1695599
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https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/ynqwyr/my_partner_didnt_see_he_had_genital_warts_before/Scrote exposes a woman to genital warts because he can't be bothered to inspect his own penis before sex.
One of the comments had this to say:
>If you care about warts so much why are you only looking at his junk after sex?Like it's a bridge too far to expect your partner to be STD-free and care about your health. And his health. I swear, polyamory is all people with rock-bottom self esteem having sex with people with rock-bottom hygiene standards and pretending it's awesome and fulfilling.
No. 1695731
>>1695654This kind of shit makes me itchy inside the skull. I actually have no clue how people accept the risk of STDs at all, let alone knowingly continue having sex with pozzed meat dildos. Unprotected casual sex is something I'll never grasp.
If I ever found a wart on my twat I'd probably peel all of my skin clean off, so the amount of mental fortitude they have in regards to exposing themselves to random cock pathogens is actually kind of… enviable? She probably wouldn't be afraid to retrieve her phone from raw sewage with her bare hands, or something like that.
No. 1696020
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Do you just type out how a random normal thing is actually capitalism to get a social sciences phd in burgerland?
Thread link:
https://twitter.com/JennMJacksonPhD/status/1588925188523319296 No. 1696050
>>1664499I'm glad someone else said this because I thought it was just me who noticed. A lot of people I've seen in poly relationships tend to be more on the unattractive side. Though i actually do remember a case where I saw a conventionally attractive woman claim to be poly but most thought she was lying because she hadn't been in a poly relationship and then when she got a boyfriend, their relationship was monogamous.
So yeah, I can't recall ever seeing a conventionally attractive person claiming to be poly. "Open" relationship? Sure. But never poly.
No. 1696234
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https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/ynyf4u/np_removing_consent/Translating from Coomer to English:
OP is in an established relationship where they live with their partner. They're also in other relationships/fucking others. In this case, NP = nesting partner (not nurse practitioner. I was so confused lol.)
The partner OP is living with is no longer comfortable with OP whoring it up and wants them to stop. Says that anything OP does after being told to stop will be considered cheating.
>so now I feel any time I'm physical with my partner, I am doing something wrong and awful. OP didn't even try to stop a little bit. Wants to keep being able to do whatever and whoever they want.
The comments are playing relationship lawyer, saying that the partner "NP" only has the right to veto if it was discussed previously, saying that the "NP" can't tell OP what to do, very emotionally mature stuff. /s.
Obviously, this relationship isn't going to work out. The comments have me floored. People actually think like this. Act like this. How did we get here. What a cult. Imagine having so much disdain for your spouse, who you
live with, that you can't be bothered to stop fucking others when they say you're cheating on them.
>I don't think I can break my heart and theirs (sidepiece) just because NP said so, you know?It's pretty obvious that NP is no longer valued by OP and this other party is getting all of OP's positive attention. NP probably is associated with mundane things like splitting the domestic labor, paying bills, and scheduling maintenance on home and car whereas that other partner has no such demands from OP.
No. 1696355
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"What's wrong babe? You've barely filled out the relationship menu I gave you"
No. 1696361
>>1696355I'm starting to think that maybe I
don't have autism. Because this looks like pure autism in its most unapproachable, unappealing form. If you can find one person to bump uglies with, why do you need to go through all of this stress by finding more?
No. 1696398
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>>1696355don't forget the polycule chart
No. 1696404
>>1696355that looks like something your porn director would hand to a new
victim/newbie in the industry
No. 1696423
>>1696361Same. I'm undiagnosing myself. Wondering according to this partner application, are men who just want sex with no condoms and nothing else so progressive because it's not a "typical" relationship? Are they queer? Do they schedule and micromanage their entire week to fit everyone they date? Do you get kicked out of the house if it is the other partner's turn? This level of autism is so intense it's radioactive.
>>1696398I love this image. What did Soliloquy do?
No. 1696435
File: 1667889508733.webm (2.13 MB, 240x426, nuclearcringe.webm)
Watch this with caution, incredibly awful and dirty fucking feet appear at one point. This "family's" whole facebook and tiktok profiles are a goldmine, act like they're on a high horse for doing this shit and of course have a kid.
No. 1696450
>>1696435Samefagging but I forgot to post this. I hate how this bitch treats this topic. The only
valid person is the polyamorous one and the other person has to educate themselves until they accept polyamory. The narcissism, the holier than thou attitude, the ugliness, the condescension…
No. 1696452
>>1696450You just linked it! Thanks,
nonnie. And of course her "nesting partner" looks old and he's going bald. Are there any poly couples that look normal?
No. 1696476
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>>1696398it reminds me of this chart lol
No. 1697909
File: 1668195687935.png (38.54 KB, 754x319, mentally healthy.png)
https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/ys90bf/mentally_healthy_partners/OP is having trouble finding mentally healthy partners who are also polyamorous and has no idea why that might be
No. 1698223
>>1695654a friend of mine fell down the poly hole and recently chimped out about a guy wanting to use condoms with her when he doesn’t use condoms with his fiancée. Apparently this boundary is them exercising “relationship privilege” over her, and is an example of “
toxic monogamy.”
Condom-averse friend also has multiple current “fluid-bonded” partners (each with multiple other partners), and has slept with 100+ men.
No. 1698547
>>1698250AYRT no not yet but presumably it’s only a matter of time. She’s got the hair & the transphobia rants down already kek
>>1698265>>1698346way harsh Tai. Her pedo dad abandoned her & imo she’s trying to fix the damage he did through pickme self-harm. It’s really sad. Further abandonment isn’t gonna help. I think her behaviour is degen & harmful but she’s my friend & I care about her. Hopefully I can help her out of this pit.
>>1698419yeah this. I would help if I could but imo she’s gotta hit rock bottom first. She followed me into sobriety of her own accord, which is an excellent first step. She’ll get there. The poly cult brainwashing is an obstacle that I can’t force her to clear any more than I could have forced her to quit drinking.
>>1698244Sad but true; harsh but fair
No. 1698553
>>1698223Drop her like a sack of rotten potatoes. This is repulsive behavior that will only result in accidental transmission of STDs via shared spaces with this creature.
>>1698382KEK ily nonna.
No. 1698740
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Do they really think that anyone wants this?
No. 1698830
>>1698740there is a 99% chance this guy wears a utilikilt and floppy hat constantly.
I decided to look the thread up and surprisingly, the poly board is having none of it and all the replies are just people calling him out on being a rapist, cult-leader wannabe pedo.
No. 1698851
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Really loosely related, but the CEO of Alameda Research Caroline Ellison is apparently a poly cow and basically what a Gigabecky would look like. Pic related is allegedly her dating profile top kek
For those unaware, it's boring cryptocel shit related to FTX going under and bankrupting many neckbeards (happens every other week in crypto):
https://www.efinancialcareers.com/news/2022/11/caroline-ellison-alameda-research-ftx-sam-bankman-fried No. 1698852
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>>1698851Here's the gigabecky herself, displaying peak polyamorous physiognomy:
No. 1698853
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>>1698852And here's the type of Becky shit she would post on her tumlr:
No. 1698892
>>1698740Oh, wow, McDonalds-eating Manson family just dropped. It's funny because all, all of them are overweight/unattractive people. That Canadian Jabba the Hut (I really doubt his wife wants that) is a fatass with a shitty job wanting to fuck and impregnate hot redheads, goth girls and asian women, because of course he fetishizes asian women.
>from CanadaDamn, that country is truly a cursed place, I feel bad for the maple nonnies.
No. 1699049
>>1698892Disgusting. Since I am a redhead and tragically bi, before I met my wife I made it my business to stay the fuck away from any moid who specially mentioned liking them. Women aren’t gross and weird about it. The fact that it’s one of this freak’s preferences is not shocking in the slightest. I hate fat ugly scrotes who think they’re entitled to Stacy level women also, like check yourself and back off.
>McDonald’s Manson family Kekkkk nonna you’re a diamond.
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>>1698855Apparently was a tardthot too? lmao
No. 1699219
>>1699171#crypto social conservative blogging
This hashtag gave me cancer
No. 1699972
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>>1699959>>1698852Some of her other boyfriends. The crypto scam polycule.
No. 1699974
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>>1699959>>1699972They live together.
No. 1699981
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>>1699974>apartment cum officeOK I'm an uncultured redneck and I know it's latin but I'm still laughing
No. 1700005
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>>1698852>>1698853What a cow. She needs her own thread.
No. 1700106
>>1700049Please respect yourself more
>>1700062Epitome of "10 1's is the same as a 10, right?"
No. 1700297
>>1698602Everyone I know who's polyamorous is either an obese anime incel in their first relationship, so desperate to keep the relationship but also has years of pent up sexual fantasies that suddenly seem achievable because they got ONE person to fuck them. Or they are a BPD nightmare looking for 24/7 worship who are attracted to the "boundaries are
toxic" undercurrent of poly. Neither of these types make sane relationship decisions.
t. Spent some regrettable time on the kink scene, very poly adjacent in my city, with these pube bearded men and women trying to lure me to their board game nights. It's a stereotype for a reason kek>>1699959thought bottom right was NileRed for a sec and had a little parasocial jumpscare
No. 1700604
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>>1698851I'm pretty sure that image is a Photoshop. Someone posted the original on 4chan a while back but I didn't save it.. someone just edited Caroline's picture over someone else's profile.
The Tumblr posts about polyamory are 100% real, though. She fell down the Bay Area rationalist/effective altruist rabbithole. For some reason California tech nerds are really into polyamorous relationships.
No. 1700611
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Caroline deleted her Tumblr but there's an archive here:
https://caroline.milkyeggs.com/ No. 1700633
>>1700611I love this post because Caroline is
exactly the kind of (unpaid) "plate" "alpha guys" can ever hope to spin
No. 1700685
>>1699959>>1699972>>1700036While I don't think anyone can call any of these dudes hot, a few of them are at least average looking and not fat? Some kind of educated and successful? Hilarious this lil goblina has a whole harem of nerd boys though.
>>1700658Who is this? Is this bubba really wealthy or something?
No. 1700725
>>1700685They're fug but definitely better than what notable "attractive" pickmes like Ashley Coffin or shoeonhead ever managed to bag (not to mention mid pickmes like Dasha Nekrasova). And she has a whole fucking harem of them simping for her. And they're (were) rich.
So yes,
>All this effort and board game crypto horse girl mogs you No. 1702217
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No. 1703548
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>>1702727Oh my God she's so bizarre looking. She's got a balloon head and recessed chin and a pursed in mouth like an old person but she also looks like a little girl, the big head on the tiny shoulders. maybe that's what she's got going for her. Pedoscrotes. She talks and looks like a bird too. She probably took all those guys virginity.
No. 1703938
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Please let's have a thread on Caroline, her archived Tumblr is peak cringe for me. I went to college with soo many nerdy girls like her, and her 2012 Tumblr humor and desperate 'cool nerdy hot girl' larp is delicious milk.
No. 1703964
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For all Caroline's poly talk, her later posts reveal that she was just desperate (enough to advertise herself on her Tumblr blog, which apparently her coworkers read).
No. 1704039
>>1703964Caroline is not the kind of girl that would benefit from having a scrotation (a herd of orbiters doing stuff for her in hopes to become her monogamous partner). Besides, most of the time those women simply cheat or have options lined up instead of making it into some sort of an honest equal opportunity poly arrangement with autistic scheduling. Their lack of investment and the whole "you'll be replaced in 5 minutes" is what makes them attractive.
Girls like Caroline are not something men have to share with other men. Instead, she has to share the men because she has no bargaining power. Of course if she could get into a monogamous relationship, she would. She's also obviously a jaded romantic so the idea of leveraging her money and status to get high quality dick is horrifying to her.
No. 1704104
>>1703938Make a thread,
nonnie. I support you!!!
No. 1704199
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>>1703548This is from her Tumblr. It's so funny to me that someone as ugly as her is obsessed with genetics. All the libertarian/Silicon Valley men and women who obsess over superior genes are either ugly as shit (Elon Musk and this Gringott's Bank employee), unacceptably autistic (Elon Musk again, also Grimes), or both
No. 1704351
>>1703548The jowls +
nasolabial folds. How olds is she?
No. 1704408
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>>1704199Literally only ugly deformed people are obsessed with 1) genes (not professionally but as some race hbd retard) and 2) passing them on. I have never encountered an attractive well adjusted person who deeply wanted to reproduce based on "muh genes", and it's no surprise it's mostly a moid thing because they're all defective.
There are
no (and I can't stress this enough) non-subhuman gene spreading enjoyers. Pic related is a great example. No, you don't need to wonder if they look like a board game couple. Sage for off topic.
No. 1704461
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Two+ years ago bf's last gf decided at 40 she was autistic, non binary, poly, changes name to some random noun, they/them,etc. Tells bf he needs to "check his possesiveness and jealousy". Bf not into it because he's straight and monogamous, ends things. She leaves town for a catfish that ghosted her when she moved across the country for said catfish. Decides to move permanently to that city with only the things in her car. Vents to bf about her new failed relationships every month. He meets me 6 months after all this. Tells me this story. Find her on tiktok and laugh with my friends.
She comes back to town a year after she left to "get her things" from his house finally. Wants to move back in because she failed at being poly and can't even keep one person interested for more than 30 days. Bf says no. He stays at my place during this time. She arrives at his house, visible evidence of me existing everywhere - clothes, bathroom stuff, etc.
She flips the fuck out. Texts him, says it's betrayal because he didn't tell her he had a gf. Is "traumatized" that I've been sleeping in "their" bed in "their" room and existing in "their" house.
Felt so proud when he replied "you need to check your possesiveness and jealousy."
>why are polys the fucking worst hypocrites
No. 1704575
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>>1704556samefag but I'm going on a deep dive. This is so entertaining.
>Meanwhile, on her Tumblr, Ellison also purportedly penned several other entries about her sexual desires.>“I’m less hedonistic and more masochistic. I get a lot of pleasure from doing things that are hard, unpleasant, physically taxing, or emotionally painful,” the kinky CEO allegedly wrote in one post.>In a separate entry, she is said to have declared that growing up in the 21st century was not a good time for sex, quipping: “Born too late to have ten kids, born too soon to have four-dimensional upload orgies.” No. 1704601
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>having personal relationships that are as ambitious and world-changing as your workSo, unethical and bankrupt?
>>1704575>I’ve come to decide the only acceptable style of poly is best characterized as something like ‘imperial Chinese harem.LOL
No. 1704811
>>1704575im ngl this people actually scare the fuck out of me, like wtf is wrong with them. i just immediately imagine these people as fitting into those absolutely dystopian hellscapes. they're always ugly and have worm for brains rationale on the best way to "live"
god she is particularly ugly, not in a "girls who don't fit the beauty standard" ugly, but as in actively repulsive
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What could possibly go wrong?
No. 1719166
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It takes literally two minutes to scroll down this goldmine of cringe
>closeted bf brings home misogynistic fags to fuck and doesn’t give a fuck that they verbally abuse the pregnant gf
No. 1719301
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I'm not enough of a zoomer to figure out how to attach tiktoks, but remodeledlove came up on my feed with a video where her husband's meeting his discord kitten for the first time and her young kids are already calling her mama. Then obviously she has multiple meltdown follow ups about how the only alternative to this degeneracy is a horrible divorce and passive aggression. I can't stomach more of it today but I bet there's some great thread material.
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>>1719301Zoomer here. Was this the video?
No. 1719502
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kek they have to use a still from The Dreamers because they couldn't find a real life example to prove their point
No. 1719527
>>1719517It's so incredibly faggy, I can't even begin to understand how bad a woman's self esteem has to be to watch a man she's had children with dance around with manic toddler glee about the opportunity to fuck some other woman. Heterosexual women are attracted to at least SOME modicum of masculine energy, right? Like poly shit is always retarded and unjustifiable but the sort of caveman society where a scrote has multiple wives were generally macho males who killed competition, not wimpy excitable betas. This guy screams gay, I don't care how many wives he has. Really I've never seen a macho poly freak, I guess it has to do with this
>>1719518, a desirable person just fucks around for as long as they want without putting a name and rules to it.
No. 1733336
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This managed to somehow physically hurt me
No. 1735454
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No. 1735479
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>>1735478sorry nonna i cant stand the floor detect thing
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No. 1735483
>>1735481rejection dysphoria kek im gonna use this one
how detached from reality can a person be
they did it sooo nicely as well, you cant ever appease these kind of people
No. 1735497
>>1735480KEK she dodged a bullet, what a psycho
really hoping the comment section is ripping her a new one
No. 1735859
>>1735788I hate the fact that words are created for absolutely every "condition"
no shit people with low self-esteem don't like rejection, I don't know anyone who likes rejection. why does it need a word?
this isn't at you specifically
nonny I just keep noticing people collecting "conditions" when it's literally nothing unusual, and the fact that now it's a "condition" means they think that never have to learn to cope and now everyone else is expected to bend for them
like that idiot
No. 1735974
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So apparently moving past exes is "unhealthy" according to enlightened anti-sexual-capitalist polyfags. I personally dgi because all of my exes are ugly and regrettable but a lot of people (men) will cheat with exes if they remain in contact so the no-exes rule seems to be a good standard.
No. 1736208
>>1736190It’s just unnecessary drama, most exes are not worth the insecurity and turmoil they bring in relationships with current partners. We can act like everyone is so much more mature but jealousy and insecurity are
valid emotions if someone keeps their ex around even though you are uncomfortable with them.
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but I could though
No. 1742707
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>>1742701delete this immediately
No. 1743265
>>1735980Women should literally do this, because they're more likely to succeed. Anyways, moids do this because:
1) Males are biologically programmed to be delusional about their sexual prospects and the degree of women's interest in them. There is no evolutionary benefit in males exercising self awareness or doubt. If a male dies because he overestimated himself, it's w/e - same outcome as not reproducing. This is ultimately why they're the unimportant, expendable sex.
2) Males actively cultivate the attitude of everyone gassing them up and feeding their muh skulinity, which is a textbook narcissistic false self. A common narcissistic lie men tell themselves is that monogamy is
them doing the woman a favor, and that they're the ones being held back from sexual opportunities by settling.
3) On top of that, when a man gets in a relationship, he is mollycoddled by his woman. This compounds into truly epic amounts of psychotic delusion about how interesting they are to other women and what their actual value is on the dating market. At least initially, they wholeheartedly believe that they can "upgrade" any time without any effort. Men who willingly and unironically open their relationships thinking they'll "win" at it fall into this category.
4) Moids who did this at least once with predictable consequences may learn that they're actually extremely lucky to cuff a becky, and that the only access to consistent sex for a man is enforced monogamy. They tend to change their strategy to "cautious cum peddling from the safety of an established monogamous relationship" rather than "leave becky for greener pastures". Statistics also show that men are more likely to cheat when they're happy and secure in a relationship (the reverse being true for women). Open relationship moids, via visceral sting of cuckoldry, learn that preventing women's access to sexual variety is a vastly more important male evolutionary objective than expanding his own sexual options. Additionally, 99% of PUAs and polyfags will immediately renounce their lifestyle if any woman above 7 shows any interest in commiting to them.
No. 1771269
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this NY Post article was trending on twitter with people calling the deadbeat leech based for having 3 wives or calling the women 2,3/10 because this scrote couldn't "find a 10 to settle with". if this is what awaits me for being a career woman I'll happily stay single, thanks.
sorry for the image size/quality, I quickly made this collage on my phone and idk if there's a better app for that
No. 1772405
>>1675948>the few that werekek why do these types of women always gotta point shit like that out to make themselves look special for attending a metal concert? OT but i went to their “NYC” concert last year and there were plenty of beautiful women flashing their tits. get over yourself
sage for sperging
No. 1772533
>>1719417Thats actually disgusting they are including the kids in all this and getting them to call her second mummy before they even met her.
Any of these poly degenerates need their fucking kids taken away.