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For all the attention seekers, grifters and other assorted idiots in the alternative community
Most recent cows:
-Jake Munro aka Snake aka Fake, extremely unoriginal "musician", after his Casey Neistat imitation vlogs didn't take off he got famous from doing TikTok react videos. Known for copying the aesthetics of many musicians such as MM and Dir En Grey. Music is really unoriginal too, his most successful songs are covers. Has an obsessive cult fanbase of tweens and lonely middle aged women, calls himself "goth daddy" after saying all goths are cunts. Got his channel started by leeching off his gf, Kaya, then dumped her when he got famous enough
-ToxicTears (Kaya), veteran youtuber, one of the OG "goths", used to get hundreds of thousands of views but her channel has dwindled, now she constantly makes excuses not to film and when she does it's usually an unboxing or a Q&A or GRWM. Has been pretty active on TikTok lately
-Kat Paine aka Skat, married tattoo artist who Jake cheated on Kaya with, has a kid. Traces her tattoo designs, vocab includes "shots!", "drinks", and giggling
-Jude Bishop, OF thot and ddlg pedo-pandering pickme who is also "goth", has her own thread but crosses over here too, publicly thirsts for Jake
-ItsBlackFriday (Freyja), goth youtuber, country hopper, terrible planner. Currently residing in Scotland
-Psychara, witchy instagoth who fries her hair
-Of Herbs and Altars (Dorian), goth youtuber who does videos on her ana and drugs past (now published about it too), believes she can fuck ghosts
-Adora BatBrat, instagoth who likes posting provocative stuff for shock value
-Ruadhan, youtuber, rambling shit stirrer
…and other cows who are discussed but not necessarily producing significant or frequent milk.
Updates from last thread:>>1624353
>Jake continues posting the teenie weenie for an entire audience of 3>>1625447
>Jake enters Stepfather stage, attempting to turn Deans son into himself>>1627035
>Kat takes tattoo designs from childrens' colouring books, as seen in >>>/snow/1627034>>1628193
>Jake showing that he cannot behave appropriately at a childs birthday party>>1630116
>Kayas mother will not let go of what Jake did to her daughter (fair tbh but slightly cringe)>>1633803
>Kat stealing artwork from another artist for her tattoo design>>1635912
>A farmer cowtipped and Jake had to defend the weewee (funny but please don't do this)>>1640240
>Kaya is chilling, uploading content, streaming, and regularly vagueposting>>1644662
>IBF brings out the mourning gear as Liz kicks the bucket>>1644862
>A year later, Dorian has gotten over being called out for a low effort attempt in dressing lolita>>1646315
>Sky News announces Freyas 2nd pregnancy before she does>>1646946
>Kaya does not realise that her mental and physical state has improved purely by losing 180lbs>>1663503
>Dorian releases a book of stories from her teenage/young adult years as told in her youtube vids>>1626148
>Art anon submits a masterpiece to lolcow.farm (sorry could not fit everything I wanted to in the threadpic)
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Yikes. The no makeup thing isn’t working very well.
He smoothes himself into looking like a clay creature for instagram stories like in >>1631378
, yet for a thumbnail that will be permanently up on his channel he uses the most haggard shot he could get? What is the logic?
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it was entertaining watching this shit show unravel after Kate Gato aka Rin Raven (hot topic ambassador) opened up about having pro-life opinions
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Agree it's very entertaining lol
Remember when he said he wasn't going to do these anymore and had "exciting new content on the way" months ago? kek>>1668744
Dudes a very rough 31. Kat needs to get him on a skincare regime or something, he looks ill.>>1668870
Extra funny seeing comments like that in the alt thread of all places tbh. Like, do you know where you are?
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How awkward are his poses. Emphasizing his toddler legs and club foot.
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lmao what the fuck is going on with his goddamn feet
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I think I've figured out what look Fake is going for kek!
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Gee, I wonder why…
lmao the filter got him looking all kinds of warped. Jake has backwards body dysmorphia.>>1669760
It's because there's a little sausage of a man thirst trapping in front of them.
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Jake tells people to "fact check" about the breakup and then refuses to provide facts. So what the fuck are people supposed to check, Jake? Might as well just link them to the farm. No, it is not "rather obvious why you dumped Kaya" to the general majority because they were not involved in your relationship, you meat-headed brick-brained Chad.
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Here's some weekend fun for you anons, a bingo card for Jakes selfies
What "obvious" thing is being overlooked? >Dump Kaya in freezing studio>A few months pass where she complains about the wind, noises, and not being able to cook>All makes sense when breakup videos are posted>Kaya posts in obvious distress from her unhabitable studio>Jake posts in zero distress from his streaming setup, surrounded by expensive equipment, and brushes past the announcement like it's nothing>Given the situation, Kaya rapidly gains Patreon supporters and gifts, etc, as people try to help out>Jake soon reveals Kat over the subsequent months, a fellow drunkard with a sub-100 iq, a child, and an ex husband>Jake loses followers at record speed as he shows no empathy or remorse and the timeline suggests cheating may have occurred>confirmed by Kaya's Stories saying she hates cheaters, and found a hair that wasn't hers in her bed with her ex>Jake throws drunken shitfit comment which is all lies (she's messy/she wanted clout/other projection) on the same day Kaya posts about her new house, then speedily deletes it
Did I miss anything? Anything jumping out here which explains the "obvious" reason they broke up?
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That's all spot on, but I think this is the only "obvious reason" he was implying.
ROFL! Won't take me long to get a Bingo! >>1670236
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Jake and Kat are having a “family day” at the park, wanna take bets how long it takes until the first family vlog goes up on his channel?
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This one was originally a video, it shows the kid’s face quite clearly and Jake reposted it to his story without censoring or anything.
Again: you clearly don't live in Belfast so you'd have no idea.
Fake looks like a dick anyway.. so sunglasses on a cold and gloomy day would only add to that.
Same and sometimes I wear sunglasses because I am not wearing makeup and they're a perfect cover up for "I feel ugly" days. Jake probably has many of those soooo kek.
Weird nitpick anon.
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Kaya sharing a tiktok pole fail on her insta. I feel like the timing is a bit too convenient and she is throwing subtle shade at a certain trashy playground pole mom.
I feel like i her case, it's a bit of both. With Sebastian, compared to people like Dre Ronaye, ReeRee Phillips, and most other people who say they had a "goth phase", Sebastian was actually a legit goth and not some poser who felt goth because they wear black and listen to metal or classical music.
But it seemed like she did get knee deep into the scene and may have developed some actual elitist tendencies and she might be talking about that. Hard to say since she didn't go into much detail about it.
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This is neither 'hot', nor 'goth'. And my poor roommate just had to listen to an extended rant by me over how that absolute ass clown is charging $35 to essentially remove fucking emojis from pics because he shows the whole damn thing on Twitter except his average dick. Since he posts maybe 1-2 every month and a half, he's charging $35 to just take a sticker off a picture, and I cannot believe people are paying for this bullshit.
What really pisses me off is that he doesn't have a separate Twitter account for his OnlyFans content. He KNOWS that probly half his viewers, if not more, are underage… Yet he posts images like that that leave almost NOTHING to the imagination on that account for them to see.
Like, dude… Keep your NSFW and SFW content separate, FFS!
I mean this is not proven phenomenon since I have seen it with only two people so far: Jake and Jude Bishop. But WHY these people who got followers for their alt looks, including heavy/intricate makeup, STOP doing ANY makeup when they slide into onlyfans train.
Quite the bare butterfaces.
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ask and you shall receive lmaoooo
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First IBS, now migraines…Poor guy is a mess.
>>1671299>maybe I'm reading these wrong but it's giving gay porn vibes
It absolutely does. >>1671530
→ gay porn account vibes - check
He’s already at 584 followers as of now, I‘m VERY surprised to see he attracted (lol) so many people with this subpar content.
That gay onlyfans leak site (LPSG) got some new stuff from his page btw, nothing really noteworthy though, but I still thought some of you might be interested to have a look.
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These are the only two that show pole and haven’t been posted here yet, all the others are more of his usually bodychecking/flexing pics that easily could have been an Instagram story
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Every time I see one of his nudes:
Look at my penis through a dirty mirror>>1671743
Look at my penis hanging over a dirty floor.
Who can stop themselves from throwing money at this man. So sexy…
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Jake in a nutshell
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Ew, his nasty ass troll toes. Dude, cover that shit!
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>>1671848>I think there might be some photoshopping going on.
Me too, nonnie
, me too. Looks like he stretched his toes as well, lol.
Ngl comparing it to the size of his hands, it looks like he's 6" at best.>>1671891
kek, def something off about those toes. I know in older nudes he posted he had a pencil dick so it's likely he's been editing it thicker at the very least and that's why it looks like a gross TIF flesh log rather than a actual normal male penis.
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I might have found who Jake has been trying to model himself after lately. Some porn star with like a million followers. Seems to be copying the tattoo placement.
Noooo way. I just checked out that blokes instagram and jake is definitely skinwalking!
Just look at the first couple of scrolls down. There’s the shower one, the towel one… there’s no way jake isn’t copying this bloke
Looking like this guy is such an impossible dream for our resident hobbit, why would you make yourself miserable by aspiring that
Also makes me think he's more gay than he claims, since people keep picking up gay porn vibes from his photos, and he appears to be inspired by this guy.
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One on right here and this…
This is not appealing to the female gaze at all imo, and explains a lot why Jake's porn is so repellent
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Spotted in the dumbass shit thread, kek
Jake being a self-hating homosexual would explain a lot about his ever-increasing misery, and going from a dead bedroom to an excessively publicly advertised sex life.
Like how could you study these photos and tats for long enough to do a failed skinwalk and not
be gay, I don't enjoy looking at those photos at all since they are so overtly for the male gaze.
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Another day, another tattoo ripped straight out of a Disney colouring book..
I second this. I've seen this guy before and it's obvious that Jake at the very least is trying to be like him, same tattoo style and all. But this guy I'm pretty sure is gay or at least bisexual but he focuses more towards gay men because they more than likely make up the sum of who is subscribed to his OF.
I have to wonder if this guy also is what influenced Jake to go with the whole he's bisexual thing as ell? Unless Jake was saying that much before all this came out back when he was dating Kaya but I don't recall him ever talking about guys he thinks are hot or anything like that, just that he likes tall skinny "gawf" girls.
>>1673905>>1673862>he camoe out as bisexual a long time ago
Oh my bad, disregard my last comment ( >>1673905
). You know the sad thing is that I feel like Jake probably would be a hit with gay men if he marketed himself better. As for him preferring to date women, maybe he does that because he doesn't want to be labeled as gay if he were to date another man? I hear this is a common fear with a lot of bi guys which is why they usually date women but sometimes (not all) will cheat on them with men on the side when they get that dick craving. We've all heard the stories of the girlfriend or wife stumbling across their seemingly sttaight boyfriend/husband's emails and seeing that they posted hookup ads on gay craigslist back in the day.
>>1673680>Grimes - REALiTi
Kek. Kat would like grimes. The line consistency is atrocious and the shading is way too dark and fuzzy for a fresh tattoo. >>1673725
Honestly it's almost unreadable already from any kind of distance. The gorilla and her hair all kind of blur into each other unless you are right up on this dude's leg looking at it. It's so large and dark there's very little chance for a cover up too.
Perhaps he has internalized homophobia? He really seems to be overcompensating and trying to act like what he thinks a straight fuckboy would be like: buff and sleeping around with a bunch of women (and objectifying them by calling them “pussy”). This is all just a tinfoil but I wouldn’t be surprised if he hates himself for being attracted to men and that’s why he’s never attempted to date the opposite sex.
Or maybe he just used the “bisexual” thing to reel in fujoshi fans, who knows. But his porn definitely reads as gay and he’s skinwalking that guy.
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Jake: spends so long staring at this guy he copies his lighting, poses, expressions, and tattoos
Anon: it's tinfoil
Idk this feels like the missing piece in the puzzle to explain Jake's antisocial, hateful nature.
If you spend most of your time repressing your true desires you will become reclusive and judgemental. Jake is like sour grapes personified.
I doubt there is much of a gay scene in Northern Ireland, Irish anons can confirm or deny, but that might explain why he hasn't been able to explore that side and has gone so overboard with the "straightest guy ever! I love pussy" thing he's doing now.
Yea I think you are right. The being gay is such a tinfoil. He's probably pushing it a little for the troons that are drooling over him. Also he's not skinwalking this guy. Jake constantly does that weird hand against head thing. This guy doesn't do that.
On top of that the top only tatts is not something special. Ton's of guys do it. It's also seen in maori and Yakuza tatts.
Jake is too big of a narcissist to look at good looking guys and try to copy them. If he actually did that his pictures would not be so fucking awful.
This focus on just one guy is major tinfoil. It’s just a sad attempt at general hot model poses and a blue steel face.
Also though, are yall forgetting Jake literally said he was gay/bi when he was younger and we all said he was lying?
All of her "friends" in the California scene talked shit about her and made fun of her behind her back. Even Jimmy told me he was only dating her to steal her clothes, because she's rich and can afford nice shit, while he was living out of his car and working at some shitty burger place (and addicted to meth).
She was always really jealous of Freya and had a break down at bats day one year, because everyone was flocking to ibf while ignoring Taylor kek. It's good that she left goth honestly. It was only ever an attention thing for her. It's funny seeing her call herself an elitist, because those were her "friends", not her.
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The odour this picture gives off
Yeah, it was like she was a wannabe elitist, if that's even a thing. The people we are calling her "friends" from the scene were more like people who she admired and wanted to be like (specially Patsy, who was actually the most elitist person I've ever seen) than friends, correct me if I'm wrong as you sound like you're at least acquainted with those people. I feel like Sebastian, who was a mallgoth suddenly discovered the "cool" side of goth, the good songs, understood that she was a mess and tried so hard to fit in into this scene with these "cool kids" who understood music and dressed well. She studied patsy's style and tastes and copied it to a t, which was easy for her as she just easily and fast acquired rare and expensive vintage vinyl, vintage winklepickers and leathers… Nothing wrong with collecting this stuff if you like it for real, but it was clear that she was just trying to do the things she knew would gain her gothgoth points as fast and hard as she could. She always tried to impress and fit in with the elitist crowd, but I used to watch all of her videos and I don't remember her being overtly elitist.
I'm dying to know, did people ever called her Sebastian in real life or it was just Taylor? In her name change video she made such a big deal about how the name Sebastian Columbine would get in the way of her doing serious academic work and I was like "how?!", I'm sure this bitch is still legally named Taylor… Or did she have it changed? And now this Gweyinnierviévie shit… If you're so over having a weird name just use your own
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she looks like noel fielding lmao
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Surely he has a better way of contacting his ex than making a public post
It comes off like he's sending people out to bug
Kaya because she's ignoring him.
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Looks like Jude lost her newest "daddy"
How come everybody abandons you, Jude?
Jude's ex friends and bfs usually never associate with her again, I wonder if this one's still friends and living together because he's just as nasty and crusty as jude and wouldn't have much company otherwise kek. Think he's the blue haired one in >>1674725
, the other moid's been her roommate a while.
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Any milk on these pro ana twins?
Sorry for the late respose anon but wow, I didn't know any of this. I take it you live in the California area and had run into or seen her back in those days?
And the boyfriend who was using her, which guy was that? Was it the skinny tradgoth looking guy or the one who had blond hair? I can't remember who was who kek. But honestly, that's kinda sad to hear that he was just using her.
>She was always really jealous of Freya and had a break down at bats day one year, because everyone was flocking to ibf while ignoring Taylor kek
Oh wow, see again, didn't know this but that's quite sad. If all this is true, then yeah I agree that it was probably for the best she left the scene as it seems like she really didn't care and just wanted to be a "cool" girl.
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I remember hearing the name "Patsy" and how Sebastian tried to skinwalk her so I looked her up and yeah I can totally see what people mean now (picrel). I don't think it's best to give too much side eye because it's only natural to take inspiration from others when it comes to style tbg.
But if she was just doing it for cool points which it sounds like she was, then that's pretty shallow.
kek That's cause Jude has butthole eyes. Same nose and jawline as noel tho>>1676276
not to sound like a wk, but this is a pretty generic deathrock style. I could google deathrock and find a dozen others that look exactly like this. Makes it kind of hard to say if it was actually skinwalking or not unless there is receipts
They never stopped following each other on twitter I don’t think, it would make sense to keep a line of communication open seeing as he had her stuff and I think still has her moped, which is probably what he’s contacting her about come to think of it. Still no reason for him to reach out publicly, that’s a calculated move.
She’s much more active on IG and did unfollow him on there.
Crazy idea but maybe she is simply avoiding her ex, since she's adhd as well, she will struggle enormously with tasks she is uninterested in, and you can't get more uninteresting than "visiting your ex with an onlyfans, new girlfriend and a kid in the house"
She should probably get a male friend to pick it up for her.
this milk is so old it has grown mold on it and it doesn't even matters as both Sebastian and Patsy moved on from the scene. Patsy is a completely normal 20 something who's into the 90s, crystals and just got married. BUT even though it is a generic deathrock style, I guess you should have been there at gothgoth 2013/2014 to see it happening before your eyes and understand what people mean. Patsy had a wave of clones who would wear exactly the same weird and specific shit she would coin as her "signature" things like that weird fucking headband, a very weird lip shape… etc Patsy had a very distinct look, more than these pics show. Yes, nothing out of the world, but she would always wear some shit or change her hair, she would dress all white, etc and the clones would follow. The ones who stood out most were Sebastian and one other chick who I can't remember the name, who dyed their hair white like a week after patsy did. It was pretty creepy, but it was funny to see, as Patsy was a huge fucking cow in her own right those days
tbh jake gives me more "straight" guy who would fuck a troon, but keep it a secret kind of vibes rather than any kind of out of the closet kind of bisexual. He's already proven that he's scummy and thinks with his dick.>>1679149
nah, it's pretty obvious he wants to pretend he's a big beefcake, to the point he's using muscle enhancing filters. He's just a wannabe alpha type guy. You know, the monster chugging, punching hole in walls, named kyle kind of guys.
I think that's the thing, Kaya is actually creating
content instead of regurgitating other people's content and passing it up as their own, quite literally in Kat's case with her tracing Disney colouring books and with Jake's endless "try not to laugh" and reaction videos which are a dime a dozen lazy cashcow desperate mediocre YouTubers cling to. We see Kaya cooking, we see Kaya creating DIY's and customising clothes, you see her decorating her home- we still haven't actually seen anything really of the huge home Jake kicked her out of.
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Pretty sure there was talk of him cheating really early on into the relationship somewhere in the threads unless I'm somehow mistaken. I wouldn't be surprised if he was at it on and off for a while and just didn't get caught until recently because he stopped giving a fuck and had kat in his and kaya's bed. Which is how she found the hair that wasn't hers that led up to everything.>>1679275>>1679294
Ngl, I find her kind of obnoxious/immature sometimes, but I agree that it's pretty obvious her main source of misery was Jake and that she's obviously much better off without him. She seems genuinely happy and engaging when she's out with friends or on a trip, meanwhile we got Jake drunk at bars or Jake drunk and eyefucking himself on a beach his entire trip, or my personal fav 2am mcnuggies in berlin because no one wanted to hang out with him. lmao>>1679394
This is also true. Jake and Kat don't seem to have much of a creative bone in their body and entire personality is drunk. Despite my criticisms of Kaya, I do hope she continues to grow from here on out.
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Kat is now doing reels on her instagram. Showing shaky vids of the tacky decor, her awful outfits and last the stolen colouring book tattoo of the day. Just what the world needed.
Yeah I can’t quite remember which thread but I think Kaya implied that she suspected him cheating on multiple people. With him going on those band tours alone, I wouldn’t be surprised.
And with how many “snaccs” he had, he was possibly DMing people too. There were girls like Jude always trying to get with him.
Yeah, I find it hard to believe he's been faithful this entire time and just recently cheated for the first time ever. It's a very naïve way of thinking about a scrote like Jake.>>1679875
He's too caught up in the honeymoon perios and this weird playing stepdaddy fantasy to cheat atm. I get the feeling Kat is one of those pickme cool girl's who would engage in a threesome too tbh. One of them will cheat eventually, but I honestly feel like it's going to be Kat once Jake's money dries up.
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More confirmation of what we all knew already. Jake's a prick.
Imagine her froggy smoker’s voice reading you bedtime stories at night.
I will never get over how retarded the name Leafar is. Literally just her shitty husband’s name spelled backwards kek
definitely, and I know heaven forbid we “nitpick” such a sweetheart cheating drunk ass who is wisely having her toddler move in with a prince like jake, but she also illustrates that skinny people get away with being so ugly. snaggle toothed, deep lines under her eyes, thin shitty hair, big nose, lips that can only be seen if she overlines them like a drag queen, no tits, no ass, and her tattoos aren’t even attractive. yet some farmers refer to her as “Jakes hot arm candy” and post about her like she’s pretty enough to scheme dudes who have money. I get that moids are stupid as fuck to begin with, but she’s half past 30 with a kid, not some 25 yr old who can do the sugar baby thing. what is her following on OF even like? I can’t imagine wanting to pay for content of someone who is just skinny with bad tattoos in lingerie, no boobs, no butt, not attractive, boring as hell personality, pathetic attempt to be a school girl/e-thot at her grown age. Ugly collab partners.
maybe she and Jude can collab next. it will be like a documentary about ugly alt wannabe porn stars.
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Jake's bike has become nothing more than an expensive photo prop. Imagine buying something like that, and instead of riding it and doing motorvlogs like he claimed he was going to, you just sit around naked on it.
Moids cheat constantly despite having another better relationship "lined up" or not. They're literally looking to get their dick wet with whoever. It's why we see mid celebrity moids with supermodel wives cheating on them with less attractive women. It's why we see regular married moids constantly cheat on their wives of many years and mothers of their children with literally whoever will take them. It's more likely Jake fucked around, but couldn't find anything "better" until Kat. Even then, they were fucking around for a while before Kaya found out and shit hit the fan. I do think he got lazy and almost wanted to get caught though, it forced both his and Kat's hand into leaving their respective partners. He even tried to spin it to where he wasn't the bad guy and Kaya was the cause of the break up. It just doesn't seem terribly realistic that all this time Jake was faithful and just now, after nearly a decade, he had his first oopsie.>>1680588
I don't think she's ugly usually tbh, but she looks like a whole ghoul here. Love the underbite though, very sexy.
The underbite!!It's maddening!! Why is she bearing her teeth like that? Not Showing your lower set of chompers surely must be modeling 101? It's so distinctly unattractive.
Just like a previous anon said the bike of motovlog channel old is now essentially a full time softcore porn prop, what a huge waste of snacc money.
She only got her fingers tattooed on that arm, if it were just the back of her hand it would look even more stupid imo. And she has some
tattoos on her legs so I guess at least in that regard she’s a (very) tiny bit better than Jake lol
Lord, such a troon face… Had I seen this image out of context, I’d be convinced
it were a man.
No wonder Fake used to be (secretly) obsessed with Jeffree Star, kek. Careful what you wish for.
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Looks like poor old Fake realized that "Hunky British Tattooed Lad Reacts" (literally the title to one of his latest videos) wasn't working out for him….
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Love that he thinks it's just the makeup and not that his shit has been on a steady decline since the breakup. His old videos regularly got anywhere from 100-250k views, hilariously any featuring Kaya did much better than that. Now he's lucky to break 25k. There's even a few that barely made it to 10k and that's even WITH makeup. lmao
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His current worst performing video vs. some of his best performing ones feat Kaya. lmao
He's still steadily bleeding subs too. The snaccs who did stay are losing interest.
I was never a snacc but I watched few his videos here and there but since his nudes were leaked I couldn't give a fuck about him now
He boring and we all seen everything there is nothing left to show or do.
Ikr it's defo not because he posts the same boring videos for like 2 years straight. Or that he has no reaction in his videos no more just annoyed face and moans about how annoying his fans are.
It must be the makeup
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more like husky lol, jake u fat
>>1681250>Hunky british lad reacts
British men are not the most attractive, but there are definitely much more attractive men than Jake in the UK, he's like a firm 5/10 (with a personality of 3/10)
I can't imagine how drunk he was when typing that title up.
(5/10 for the UK, to be clear, if we're comparing to all men worldwide it's a 3.5/10)
Also he's Welsh and the Welsh really
hate the British so it's interesting he is claiming that title.
For those who still watch his videos, are the tiktok selections worse? Kaya is the one who uses tiktok and she used to choose the videos for him to react to, I wonder if he actual content he reacts to is worse since Kaya's adhd probably helps her to choose interesting videos (t. adhd person)
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This reads like one of those screenshots of a message someone got on a dating site at 4am when they were sleeping and an incel got mad they weren't available to reply to their rancid dick pic immediately.
Like if there's dirt just spill it Jakey boy, the more you go into weird rants like this the more it looks like you're playing for time to make shit up, looks extra bad when you were publicly begging her to message you on Twitter the other day.
Are you for real Jake? Kaya's behaviour is "abhorrent"? You cheated on her and put her out on the street in the middle of the night after you suckered her into helping you move to your new love nest with Kat. She has more than earned the right to make some passive aggressive comments about your abusive
what I find funniest is the original comment didn't even mention the break up or Kaya but it triggered
Fake anyway, lol.
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Probably unpopular opinion but as much as I hate Jake more than Kaya… he is kinda right. Kaya is probably all those things he said. I think people forget 2 things can we right at the same time. Both of them can be shitty people.
Jake was a shitty abusive
boyfriend, but I can't imagine Kaya being a great girlfriend to anyone (before or after Jake). Just listening to her complain EVERY VIDEO is enough for me, imagine having to listen to her complain day in and day out? Ugh.
ANYWAY I hope he drops a video exposing her and then she does the same. Merry early Christmas?
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>>1681537>scamming her viewers for money
So what would you call your practice, Jake?
KEKK. Some gems that really stood out to me:
(replying to a fan, I assume?)> Honestly, I’M disappointed in YOU for not getting this [why he keeps doing reactions vids] and expecting so much from me considering I also have a life outside this
110% textbook narc / abuser line.
Also, imagine someone shows up at their workplace and tells their boss or whoever is concerned with their underperformance — "no, it’s ME who is disappointed in YOU. HOW DARE you expect me to do my job?! I have a life outside of this yannow?!!1! You are expecting too much from me! It’s YOU who’s the problem"
Hate to break it to you, Fakey, but everyone has a life outside their job, outside their hobby, their online presence, outside their relationship even. Everyone’s "disappointed" in you instead, that you "expect" people to treat you having "a life" (kek, if you say so) as some achievement or a rare, additional obligation.
> Kaya was going to be making it on her own for the first time and the last thing she needed was me doing a video explaining everything problematic with her and all the reasons she gave me to dump her. It wouldn’t have been fair.
Oh the "kind", the merciful, the noble, the holier than thou St. Stumptard. Again, such a textbook narc thing to say.
Kaya is a royal cow, but she’s been a cow and "making it on her own" far earlier than anyone even knew you existed.
Also, you only ever "dumped" her because she caught you cheating in you guys’ bed, and at that point there was no turning back nor a way to keep milking and dragging this "relationship" further.
Not because of this "very large list of shitty things against her" that you "kindly" "vowed" to keep between the two of you, despite the fact that, supposedly, all these "people in Belfast know" these things anyway.
> I left her knowing full well what she’d do and what was waiting for me, yet I did it anyway
Again, you didn’t "leave" per se. Also why be such an epic edgelord about it.
> Kaya fucked up in almost every single way a person can fuck up in a relationship
Haven’t you (too)?
> I gave her a chance to grow the fuck up and move on and she hasn’t
> success is a potent irritant
Such kek, it’s tragic.
Apologies for the long arse post. Wanted to get the quotes laid out in text.
He right kaya has been dragging him weekly for a whole year it used to be daily but kinda slowed down but I notice it all the time on her story’s or videos.
And let’s not forget even her mother has a obsessed behaviour dragging jake after a whole year. It’s embarrassing and childish
But if jake has a issue he just needs to say it rather then dance around it he clearly wants to nothing holding you back jake spill the beans
Dam what did she do that so bad. That loads people in Belfast know? All I can think of is the foot fetish stuff she used to do. Or maybe she was a bully when she was slim? She did fat shame on tumblr.
I can’t imagine her doing something awful only just having woe me behaviour
Salty cause he knows it true >>1681539
He won’t expose her cause she come for him 10 times harder and expose him of more shit then he can even count
You know, for someone who’s soooo happy and loved up with his new girlfriend he sure does like to go on about his ex…
His whole ‘downfall’ can be traced back to his breakup video. There’s Kaya, visibly upset, living in a cold office after being kicked out and then there’s him sat in his nice warm house, surrounded by expensive equipment, practically grinning while he brags about all the travelling he’s going to do, that’s where it all went wrong for him, his gaggle of fan girls wanted to see him upset, they wanted to feel like he was bothered by the break up, if he’d sat down make up free and just said, we broke up, it’s sad and then shut the fuck up for a bit instead of going full on onlyfans dick pics, he wouldn’t be in this situation but he cannot keep his yapper shut or his sad little cock in his pants. She’s said nothing about him that wasn’t easily proven by his own actions. He has done it all to himself.
He needs to either put up or shut up at this point.
Actually he replied all this to a totally different comment, where someone had mentioned the breakup, not the comment Anon showed.>>1681678
There's a mod (and a whole community) that allows adult content in the sims, and for like 2-3 months like 5 years ago, they decided to try making little porn movies with a bunch of sims they made, random ones, not sims of them. There is and always has been a lot of sims porn videos on various porn sites, and they thought it might be funny/make some money to do it, and were very transparent about it at the time, even advertising it on their gaming channel. They had a short lived patreon where they posted the pics and a couple videos.
Thats it. Thats the thing the idiot above is saying will destroy her.
He's coping so hard, man oh man>I think you'll find!!! that kaya was actually the bad one!! I could make a whole video that's 15 hours long simply listing her bad traits, but I won't because I am too kind!!
Most embarrassing behaviour. And she's not "scamming" her viewers for money, they are paying to see an influencer who they enjoy? She hasn't begged for anything and viewers know she's safe now, they are subbing or whatever because they like her. He's so salty that she's thriving without him and nobody likes him kek.
Also getting people to donate thousands for Literally Nothing like he did with "break the jake" is not scamming, of course.
>>1681551>This reads like one of those screenshots of a message someone got on a dating site at 4am when they were sleeping and an incel got mad they weren't available to reply to their rancid dick pic immediately
Exact same vibes, he's so furious kek. Can't wait for that list of her toxic
traits, Jake, c'mon make your video. It will definitely make her look bad and not you, while she enjoys spending time with her friends and having fun like a normal person and you seethe in your lonely little cavern with your react videos.
I like how he's talking about what the "people in Belfast" know when he has literally zero fucking friends, what a sore little loser he is.
This is exactly it, you nailed it. a super pivotal moment for everyone that follows them, and he played it absolutely the wrong way and soured people's opinion of him. People are very emotionally invested in influencers, for better or worse, and he came across as an unfeeling narc.
Now he's facing the consequences of his own lack of empathy and poor decision making.
The only thing is her not getting around to edit the amazon gift unboxing. She lives there now for a while but hasn’t still posted it.
Why does he even care or observe her online?? He broke up and wanted her out of his life.
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That sounds like a joke since he is a "goth" but it could be true>>1681685
Sims porn anon must
be doing a bit but I think Jake's shitty porn takes away the shock value(?) sims porn might have on the three grannies that follow Kaya. Posting actual porn is miles worse than silly sim mods.
He is absolutely seething over the fact that Kaya is doing so well without him (and making more money than him again too kek). The bitter jealousy he has over her getting so much support and donations post breakup is hilarious. Tbh I'm the "I find Kaya kind of annoying" anon, but seeing his pure narcissistic rage over her new found happiness makes it so hard to not root for her.>>1681606
. I love you.>>1681683
100% this. I almost wish he'd just make the video and bomb what little bit of a career he has left. Kaya could finally spill the tea and be done with it, lay the narc to rest.
So they were both making and shilling sims porn? Why is sim porn anon saying it will "ruin" Kaya when it was both of them?>>1681695
yeah he's performed a whole catalogue of stupid things which have essentially ruined his career so I don't think it's dumb enough to try to take Kaya down with him. I just doubt he has anything really bad on her - she's a lazy idiot who stayed with an abusive
prick until she was finding skat's pubes in her bed but outside of teenagery meanness in the past she doesn't seem to be a complete narc, unlike Jake.
That anon comes here and spams about the sim porn from time to time, it's just what they do tbh. In no real way would the sim porn harm her career, people would laugh at it for a bit and move on.
As another anon said, I feel like he might bring the foot fetish thing up. I could see that being a little bit of a shock to some fans, but it was so long ago and with all the people who were making jokes about selling foot pics over quarantine I'm pretty doubtful anyone is genuinely going to give a fuck. Especially when it's coming from a guy who has made actual porn with an estranged married woman who he cheated on his girlfriend with just months prior. It really seems like Jake is just grasping at straws and hoping to intimidate her in some way. He's really only further digging his own grave at a point.
Ngl, it's deeply satisfying watching him publicly narc rage over how much she's making since returning to her accounts. Meanwhile little dude is scrounging up what's minimum wage out where I'm from. I have a strong feeling he's already burnt through a lot of his savings already on all the trips/vacations and dumb shit he's been buying lately and it's partially why we're seeing him throwing such a fit about how much Kaya makes online.
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Life so great he's writing full blown essays in the comments sections. Who are you trying to convince Jake? kek
Its probably the foot thing she did. I also suspected she re done it when she got her bat foot tattoos too it was all very sus as she was posting loads of foot pictures around that time. But that's nothing on posting full body nudes and weak dick pics so even if he outted her for it it would bite him on the ass cause he has done and doing worst.
The only reason he not said anything most likely he knows he get dragged though the dirt by kaya and her mother and any youtube friends like roly and maybe Emily boo would defo stand up for kaya.
There is way more he has done then just being missable mess for 10 years and selling foot pictures.
But doubt he got much savings left since the neck tattoo. Why did he by like two bikes and a custom wrap when he probably doesn't use them any more or all those studios ect. He should been wise and bought a house and rented our a property but no.
>>1682058> my life is pretty great
Proceeds to narc rant at strangers on the internet from his troll cave of a "studio".
Okay, Jake… Sure it is.
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Now she wants flirting tutorials?
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Not only has D.Va porn been done TIME AND TIME AGAIN, she doesn't even know how to spell the characters fucking name. Diva? Lmfao. Jake has her larping as some kawaii gamer girl for porn even though that isn't her personality and never has been.
Lmao at the incredibly low effort and unflattering "Diva" cosplay. Only five years or so too late and makes her look like an absolute plank.>>1682653>>1682698
It's pretty obviously this, Jake is so transparent. Definitely the type of man to shit talk something if it's out of his reach.
>>1681699> she has the second half she just hates how she looks in the video and it's made her not want to edit it because she'll have to watch herself the whole time> she has a decent enough reason for dragging her feet
Kek, such hard caping.
I sincerely hope you’re twelve, because, otherwise, it’s plain retardation.
This. Absolutely agree.
threatening her is definitely some kind of tactic, narc rage aside. And it’s not the first time he’s done it, and it resulted in nothing.
He’s definitely grasping at straws to stay relevant + trying to somewhat rebrand (happy wholesome responsible virtuous cool stepdad with a spice vs lazy childish irresponsible manipulative ungrateful dull etc goofy leech he paints kaya to be as a contrast)
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Why does she have hips on the inside of her legs, she is genuinely the weirdest shaped person.
…hip dips? Nonny
there are a million things to make fun of about that picture from the terrible "neo-trad" tattoos clashing with her hilarious attempt at "kawaii uwu porn gamer girl" aesthetic to her literal rectangle of a body. But those are just hip dips.
Those are not hip dips, hip dips are indentations at the hip bone on the outside of the leg. As >>1683102
pointed out, it's the suit being so small on her it's cutting into her thigh and making it bulge on the inside of her leg.
It's not some evil secret she is trying to keep hidden, it's a weird hobby on the internet a lot of people wouldn't understand and might make fun of her for. Not to mention she's probably just most concerned about her mom finding out. A lot of people make money off fanfiction, fanart and video game porn mods but would never want people outside of those circles knowing about that side of them. >>1681590
To an abuser like jake, being "shitty" can be anything from not being the exact personality he wants, to spending 10 minutes talking about something they wanted to talk about instead of something he wanted. Kaya doesn't seem like my type of either from videos, but that doesn't mean she's shitty. Besides she mostly got boring and complaining when with Jake which is fair enough. She probably didn't even know why she was being more negative until she broke up with him and got better> Kaya fucked up in almost every single way a person can fuck up in a relationship
Is such a typical abuser's line that's just purely designed to make you insert in whatever idea you have of a terrible relationship, not actually say what's wrong with their former victim
they're vilifying to others now. Just straight out of that "I have nothing but crazy exs" handbook
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LOL I just can't with this…
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Lost her boobs, neck, and most of her nose. lmao
Yeah it’s so cute, even to me a straight woman
Especially when the “chub” bunches up a little over thigh high socks etc! Very good very nice! Maybe I’m not straight
Totally agree with everything you’ve said, except her mom was a glamour model, she literally got paid to get her tits out! They’d just have a big laugh about it if she doesn’t know already. Sims Anon has a weird fixation.
I randomly remembered a video where Jake talks about getting his shit together (ie. cobbled together a bunch of random, potentially toxic
measures of “productivity”) and said it was important to vacuum every day. It’s a nice idea but nobody I know actually achieves that. I’m just imagining poor Kaya already being depressed and (at the time) struggling with undiagnosed ADHD when her partner randomly decides she’s a morally bankrupt layabout for not cleaning the way he wants them to every. Single. Day.
it’s the fucked up thumb nails for me… why couldn’t she fix them before showing them as a focal point in her “photo shoot”? she really thinks she is so good looking she can have ugly uneven crusty nails when she is attempting to make a living from “modeling.”
as for the thighs, i know she can’t help her body, but it is interesting someone as skinny and tall ectomorph built as her could have thigh chub. maybe it’s just the socks compressing her too much. I never knew that was considered appealing…
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No wonder Jake has been extra cranky lately, poor lil guy's tooth hurty. A root canal is basically his entire monthly YT income rn. kek
Bonus: some new terrible music is otw soon too
Kekekek goats could eat their way through a wall and they'd be fine.>>1684175
Wondering the same. He doesn't seem to use social media for anything but his tattoo shop, Hidden Hand. All I know is that he basically set Kat up with a tattoo job, sort of like how Kaya set Jake up as a youtuber. I know that Dean and Kat have matching "True love" tattoos, and a good few of her tattoos have been done by him, including Mulan. He used to also draw tattoos for her to do on other people. He's actually able to freehand. He seems appreciated in the tattoo community.
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Kat dressed up her ugly mom friend Becka in a Party City wig and then layered filters over her face in attempt to hide that she looks 40+. Neither of you are kawaii. Take off the cheap hooker costumes and go parent your little boys before they grow up all fucked up.
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NTA, but Kat giving her normie mom friend a gamer girl makeover to shoot budget porn with is likely not on par with Kaya hanging out with whichever "Belfast trash" you are on about unless you got anything milky. In which case, post it? This is an image board.>>1683948>>1684418>>1684421
You have a pretty obvious way of typing.
You can think I'm obvious but I didn't write all those.
I didn't realise it was for only fans. Maybe I didn't read it right. Just look at Kaya's Instagram and the two coke whores she posts with. Ones missing teeth.
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Had to go look and her teeth are literally all there anon, they are just crooked? How is Kaya going for a hike in the woods with her friends on par with making shitty porn with her mom friend? I'm not even a Kaya stan, but c'mon.
Jake- I mean anon is more cranky than usual due to tooth pain, so has made the very healthy and normal choice to angrily lurk his exes Instagram and try and find fault>she zoomed in on a seal!!>One of her friends has a snaggletooth!
It's always the same dry one-liners littered with "trash" and "shit" seething with unwarranted hatred and zero milk/receipts. I'm pretty sure I have a fairly unique typing style with my overuse of filler descriptive words, kek. But this anon just pops in every so often to pull a "but kaya!" or to shit on Dean of all people? I dunno man it's weird.>>1684696>>1684707
I don't want to "hi cow" but it definitely feels like they are at the very least a snacc trying to derail any discussion of Jake/Kat.
Jake, your jealousy is showing
>>1684421>>1684454> Belfast trash> two coke whores
And this is based on what info exactly? Them goofing around / showcasing retarded hangs on ig? The missing tooth? The other girl has nice teeth though. Please elaborate.
NTA, just genuine interest. You know something?
>>1684421>>1684454>>1684482> KAYA'S FRIENDS ARE TRASH TOO> Well, not as trashy as Kat's OF buddies but still THEY'RE TOOTHLESS COKEWHORES> Well, they're not toothless anymore but I swear they were (source: trust me bro)
Your backpedaling is hilarious.
I don't give a shit about Kaya, but nothing she's doing is as cringe as recruiting your homely mom friends to make OnlyFans content.
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I know the likelihood of vendettachan actually being them is unlikely, but it's still funny to imagine given all of Jake's angry ramblings lately. kek
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Jake's latest studio and project. More money wasted on shit he will do twice.
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She is so dumb
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He really looks worn in this and it's with filters.
These are the times I find her annoying or immature, but I've done similar shit when unmedicated. Real adult ADD hours.>>1686903
I'm not here to gatekeep who is a gamer and who isn't, but he's definitely an edgy casual who is kind of trash from what I've seen. It's just more lazy content from him if anything, he can't even be assed to do his make-up lately.>>1687233
These genuinely look stupid as shit on him. Like this isn't giving "spooky" ghoul, but rather a "faces of meth" kinda ghoul. lmao
I mentioned his terrible bloodborne tattoo cause I don't think it's evidence of him being an actual gaming enthusiast. The only other gamer tattoo I can think of that he has is a silent hill nurse and in my general opinion he wouldn't have gotten those tats if they weren't based on well known horror games. He'll I'd argue if you picked someone off the street who vaguely knew about games and asked them to name two horror games they'd list those two.
He didn't even get anything that feels personable about the games either. Not saying every tattoo is about meaning but what about the bloodborne tattoo is important to him or even striking about the game? This isn't a cool skyline from his favourite location, it's generic buildings from yarnam that might as well just be off the cover art. I'm don't need much to accept someone as a "gamer",but to spend the money on a VR set that won't make returns when you also might be faking passion for gaming too? Almost as funny as his vanity tattoos potentially also being shit he isn't passionate about
All his tattoos except the random doodled X on his face and messy dragon linework sleeve are gaming tattoos I think? His Silent Hill sleeve is a faded blown out mess so it's definitely understandable you were only ever able to make out the silent hill nurse on it. The ugly walleyed faces on his tits are from Legacy of Kain if I remember correctly, same goes for the thrussy tattoo and tentacles I guess. He's an edgy tryhard even when it comes to his choice of games tbh. kek
It kind of just boils down to your definition of what a "gamer" is. I figure anyone who actively regularly games is, by definition, a gamer. Doesn't make him any good at it or worth watching though. His gaming content is the same as his reaction videos, watch a stumpy little manlet drink and rage on about _insert subject here_.
Yeah, you have a point. He "qualifies" as a gamer because he actually does play games and has tattoos of the games but we know that he doesn't actually care about any of this stuff for real, it's just one more thing that he kinda sorta likes and decided to put out front as an important part of his personality. It's like he does with him being vaguely alternative: he blows it out of proportion as goth
because it sounds way cooler, edgier and like he has an actual interest. Which he doesn't. It's the same thing with the motorcycles, it's just a prop. All of these are props he uses to look interesting, he shows zero knowledge about these three subjects that seem to be the pilars of his self image: goth motorcycle gamer guy. He's just a little bitch who is a poser at everything he does and everyone who isn't exactly like him over the age of 15 realizes it. The thing is that his most defining personality traits in real life won't gain him subs: narcissistic, alcoholic, aggressive, dumb, arrogant, and ofc a fucking poser.
I really can't believe a man my age can be so lame, for real.
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Saged for blog posting speculation. But what if Fake bought all that vr shit to become a vtuber?
Back in may when he was reacting to those videos some snacc made him a model that it seemed like he actually liked.
Vtubing pairs with his skinwalking and body dysmorphia, and means he doesn't have to wear makeup anymore but keep the "goth" label.
Fakes attracted to what's popular or what he think he can emulate, and his demographic is really into stupid waif like anime shit.
The vr can help him with body tracking or even vr chat.
Plus it'd make sims porn nonna happy if he got back into 3D representations of himself, kek.
So why did this post trigger
you so badly? >>1684371
And why did Becka immediately private her account after this got posted? Kek.
Doesn't he realize that everything he tells to try to argue that Kaya is acktchually the bad guy only makes him look worse? The things he chooses to try to humiliate her are so fucking low, like >>she begged me to take her back
of course she did, she was fucking kicked out of the house after 11 years of relationship. Even if she did, it's not a testment of how great you are Jake, she was desperate.
>>She used muh bike garage as free storage
You don't need an actual bike garage, you don't fucking work on your fucking bike. You are not an actual biker or mechanic enthusiast in any way, shape of form, so you only need space to literally park your stupid prop bike. Really evil of your at the time girlfriend for using the garage of her own house to storage things without renting it from you or just renting elsewhere.
>> when I forced her to come and get it, she blocks me on everything and wouldn't return my gaming laptop or my camera
"Forced her". I bet he was threatening to give away or throw out all of her stuff IF she didn't take it all out by Jake's determined day and hour. Typical narc behavior. Of course she'll withold your laptop and camera until she can have her stuff back as a guarantee against you, she doesn't trust you at all, and good for her.
You are pathetic
So who’s money is he drinking exactly? Last I checked he had a Patreon and got regular donations on streams, is that not paying for him to multi buy Long Island iced teas? Or does he only use the thousands donated to him by his snaccs over the years for purely charitable reasons? Are we going to find out that Fake is like George Michael one day and he was using all his ‘break the Jake money’ to fund IVF and help send sick kids to Lapland?
How is that glass house Fake?
He’s pissed because the internet likes her better. She’s a lot of things but she doesn’t give off the pure arsehole energy he does. He has been a prick throughout the whole break up thing and if this is how he talks about her in public I’m not surprised she blocked him.
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Oh aye, Mr Big Time YouTuber couldn’t possibly fly ‘economy’! The horror.
I’d be willing to bet pound to a penny that he’s seething that she’s out with friends and visiting London and doing collabs while he’s stuck at home playing step daddy, reacting the same tired old shit and scraping his crusty peen on his motorbike. He thinks she should be sat at home crying over him, it eats him up that she’s carried on without him.
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He means pro-lifer right? He's so dumb an yet he always tries to show he has an opinion on things
I hope the kids dad comes down hard and fast on this.
I knew he’d go down the family channel root though.
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Kaya is hanging with rotten_hollow, who Jake used to skinwalk. Eat your fucking heart out, Fake.
He has a point tho
She barley posts and when she does its complaining or comment about her ex its very boring. She needs to post night out videos and her having fun or baking but she to lazy to do that
If it that big issue he should of donated all her stuff rather then keeping it she would of soon collected it
He sounds sour. Hmm not that long ago he was begging for first class tickets and randomly wasting money to go to Germany to eat nuggets? Or all those long islands ice teas.
Is he blind yo his own actions? He drinking away his money only difference is she's having fun with her friends he isn't
He has a point… uhh sure…
Are you Jake? Or Kat?
Kaya vagueposts sure but she has been more active and is living her life.
People donate to her because they want to.
He is the one dragging her by name and accusing her of shit he clearly does eg. spending patreon money on drinking and barely posting.
Oh and being the AbOoSiVe one.
Don't get me wrong I am no Kaya stan, I have never liked her claiming the goth label when clearly not loving the music and all the bitching and moaning she did while with Jake.
Can't blame her on the 2nd thing though when living with an abusive
As I said am no Kaya fan but Jake treated her like shit and is a fucking scumbag.
So yes many of us nonnies are happy to see her thrive while he burns his bridges, loses money and squanders what little he has left.
And still doesn't learn anything.
And Jake you also ARE NOT goth, in fact you are less alternative than Kaya you chavvy fuck.
Sage for rant/blogpost
Samefagging but I also don't get how anyone can follow this thread and still drag kaya or defend fake…
Unless hello cow..
All of this. He’s fucking fuming and totally projecting. Kaya is from an era where proto-influencers got free shit and money because people liked them, before brand collabs and sponsors were more of a thing; you can call that lazy, sure, but him and his desperate grind to be goth Jake Paul can hardly say shit. He’s mad because his graft to be sweet and likeable has totally failed. > e-begging
Dude definitely lurks/posts in threads like these.
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It's getting harder to keep the comments nice n tidy these days …. all under the last ig post.
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Jake's tasteless costume. What the fuck.
A suicide victim
with ketchup smeared on their face? No clue.
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What about this? It’s beautiful(autism)
God he's fucking obsessed, she has not even mentioned him except for vague answers to Story questions where she's like the house is tidier now and my social life is better
and he's over there screaming and writing all this personal shit.>>1688106>she barely posts
She posts like 30 Instagram stories a day (mostly new content, like videos of trips, videos of her talking, photos, and story replies) photos on the main feed, streams often, is active on Tiktok and posts Youtube videos much more regularly than before
He really does
have a point with some
of those statements. However, ironically, he’s guilty of the exact same things, kek.
I don’t think what he’s said qualifies as "projecting" per se, as they’re both
doing the same / rather similar things, and have also been doing those things while still in the relationship. I think, if to put a label on it, it’s more of "twisting the facts" or "bending the truth" or "manipulating the narrative".
Idk why he’s mad though? That she’s getting more
financially and support-wise for the same spiel, despite all his efforts to play "wholesome" house whilst vague-dragging her from time to time?
Perhaps take your own advice, deal with the laptop etc in private, and move on??
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For all the elaborate makeup looks he's done, this is really the best he could come up with for Halloween?
>>1688288>she never posted me either
except the vids she put up you in & every single couple pic, think they even did a reaction vid to them. could be wrong but point is “never” can easily be disproven.>>1688492
wasn’t he bragging about how ‘epic’ his costume or whatever would be? where are all the decorations, or could he not be bothered to tidy up because he doesn’t want to show off how gross he is.
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Imagine buying a noose and some fake blood and posting this.
I hope that look wasn't the costume he supposedly was excited about kek
And if it is, is this a character I'm missing the reference to? Is it a costume of a hanging victim
? Cause it's his regular fake goth look with ketchup and a rope. He couldn't even spring for some Ben Nye stage blood or chose an execution method that would actually result in blood on the face. He could have gone on YouTube and followed any girl's "last minute halloween makeup looks" and gotten a better result
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Considering the fact that she's grown in subs and he's done nothing but lose them makes this especially funny. He's so lacking in self awareness it's unbelievable.
>>1688957>I'm simply responding to my dumb fuck fans
If you think that why respond to them Fake, do the cattle trigger
you that badly? Nice way to drive away fans too by calling them that just for asking questions about someone you dated in front of them
The fact he uses these weird phrases about people like cattle
makes me think he could be converted into a right wing MGTOW Peterson [insert weird online mancult here] guy with like three posts. He has all this pent up rage he wants to direct somewhere, man needs therapy, not sitting online accusing his ex of literally a list of things he does, while she enjoys her life and ignores him
I love this line>she already blew her second chance to grow her channel off of bad mouthing me
Firstly, no1curr. No one needs to badmouth you, Fake, you do the job yourself, and quite spectacularly. It’s not like Kaya’s "career" is somehow directly associated with you, or the portrayal of your image, kek.
Moreover, if Kaya were to really
badmouth Fake, do some sort of a tell-all, her numbers would only skyrocket, as her fans hate Fake’s guts and just can’t wait for her to spill the tea. Hence the "frequent" ig asks. Kek, the delusion is on a whole other level.
And, of course, him bickering and shitting on his own fans will make his channel only grow
and flourish in comparison to Kaya’s. Yeah, nothing to be jealous of. Nothing at all… This is hilarious. What an imbecile.
Also, Fake, if you want to come off oh so posh and superior in your comment section—learn how to spell.
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YES! You can just tell that he's like picrel on the inside, kek
He is SO jealous of Kaya being young, pretty and independent again, while he thought himself as the hottie in the couple while she was a hasbeen pretty who is chubby. Jake is extremely shallow, he started treating her bad and distancing himself from her when she started to get depressed and gain weight, so he as "the hot one" started to feel like Kaya was dragging him down. But now that Kaya isn't under his thumb anymore, surprise surprise: She got hot, young and stylish again, while he turned into a stepdad. He was hoping that the break-up would leave him feeling SUPER FREE AND YOUNG AND I CAN DO WHATEVEEEEER WHILE KAYA IS A FAT HOMELESS LOSEEEER. But that wasn't exactly what happened huh, Fake? Yes, you made a huge mistake, and I'm dying to see how you'll get out of this one you've barely gotten yourself into.
yes, that's exactly what I meant in >>1689261
I'm not a Kaya stan at all, but it's obvious that this is the way he sees it. He clearly stopped being into her when he stopped seeing her as a young pretty thin thing. After the break-up he was putting out this narrative that he was now a super free, hot and desirable guy with an only fans kek but out of nowhere he dropped it all and acquired a new wife and kid… I'm under the impression that when Fake and Kaya were still together and fake hated her, maybe he was jealous of Dean's life? Having a thin tattoed "hot" wife and being a "perfect alternative family". He always talked about not liking kids, but maybe as the age aproached, as he was seeing people do all the "things you have to do" like marrying, having children… and felt like he had to have it too, a weird competitive thing
The thing is, I don’t think he’s ever actually "chosen" Kat as "the one", contrary to what he’s trying to make everyone believe rn.
Him and Kaya were basically two hermits – barely going out, barely socialising with anyone. And in this tight circle of "barely anyone" he’s met Kat basically through Kaya. And, according to his own storyline, instantly developed a boner for her (that is, if the shtick that he has can qualify as a boner, but at least metaphorically speaking). And so he’s been fantasising about her since, until he’s ultimately manifested his wet dream into reality, but on the dl.
And he’d probably be more than happy to have kept it that way – "hot" "daddy’s girl" for lust and adrenaline on the dl, and Kaya for all the life benefits – career, keeping the entourage going, living perks (like being able to rent the new house etc), clean respectable image (wholesome goff couple goals), additional income, free maid that you can shame into doing stuff for you, and so on and so forth.
But eventually, his ego got in the way, and he’s slipped up and ruined his own "masterplan" – Kaya caught him, and he had no other choice than to stick with Kat to paint this new picture, both to Kaya and the whole world. That it was his plan all along
, that Kaya fucked up in every way possible, and Kat is the one, the girl of his dreams, the muse, the saviour from that horrendous, abusive
, piggy-backing person he’s spent the last decade with. He had no other choice
Because, otherwise, what? He’d have to apologise to Kaya, admit he’s fucked up and beg her to forgive him / take him back? Hell no, too much of a narc. Or like leave and be single? Hell no. A classic narc move is exactly that – attack, blame it all on the victim
, gaslight the shit out of it, reinvent the past, paint a new picture, and then put on an act to make it all believable, because he’d rather die than admit the truth.
So I think he’s never actually put any thought into it – the kid and all. He had to think of something fast in the moment, and then accept the aftermath, and try to twist it to be "ackchually that was my plan all along", when it clearly wasn’t. But try to use it to his own advantage to rebrand himself from an obvious pos to a "domestic abuse survivor, happy, wholesome, edgy stepdad" in hopes of monetary gain.
Long story short, it wasn’t a conscious choice, it happened spontaneously. And now he has to stick with Kat and her kid, and get hammered all the time to cope.
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So he’s complained about Kaya having a patreon and drinking with that money. He took Kat to Spain and drank for 5 days straight with what money..? I’m confused. A full grown man can’t project this hard publicly ?
But Anon, he was fully supporting her financially throughout the entire relationship, and she also stole tons of money from him afterwards!!1! (or during, or whatever the fuck) She’s tanking her channel because she’s talking shit and spreading lies about him!! >103 patrons
He's been steadily bleeding subs on both YT and Patreon this past year. He was closing in on hitting the 500K mark just before the break-up, but now he's at 450k and still losing 2k a month.
Personally, my fav part is that for as often as he releases a new video, he gets so little views that he is only making an estimated average of $2-$35 a day. His yearly estimate is a measly $792-$12.7K off YT. He hasn't had a video break the 100k view threshold since a year ago, meanwhile Kaya has had three videos get over 100k views in just the past five months and that's with her releasing videos at a much slower rate than he is (a couple times a month compared to him pumping out reaction vids twice a week). It's no wonder he's absolutely seething right now over how much Kaya is making and how often she uploads videos to youtube. kek
Honestly his unbridled narc rage, over-inflated ego, and shilling of Kat as his perfect future wifey all the while blindly tanking his "career" is so reminiscent of onision in some aspects. Here's hoping he doesn't actually marry/have a kid with Kat and/or become a horrorcow as onion did.
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dropped pic, but his numbers are pretty sad. It's really no wonder he's trying to rebrand the channel to try to salvage some kind of career off YT. It's also no wonder he's trying to sell pics of his shooped dick for $35 a pop. lmao
>>1689563>500K mark just before the break-up, but now he's at 450k
Losing 50k subs is huge, honestly think he's too much of a dumb narc to realise this is all on him, all his bad decisions since the breakup, the way he showed his ugly personality, the onlyfans, all of it, and Kaya has 0 to do with it.
Alternate timeline:>They break up and he lets her stay there until she finds a new place>He does not make an onlyfans>He still dates Kat but there is no cheating>He still uploads the same shit content as before>He doesn't write long detailed comments flinging shit at Kaya online
I think if the above were true he wouldn't have tanked his channel. This is all his doing and the projection at Kaya only makes him look worse, makes it seem like he was abusive
and hateful the whole time.
The “until I forced her” and “I will get them back” betray himself as less than the perfect unbothered angel he is pretending to be. these are threats and harassment, can he be arrested, please?
Also I’d be so mad if I were Kat as he is giving Kaya so much attention… Kat, go be with someone less messy and violent sounding. You have a child to look after and do you want this to be your fate once your luster wears off and he decides you’ve “used” him to give you “a good life,” too? There are no good women to narcs like this, he has deep mommy issues and hates women.
I don’t buy the stealing dean’s ”hot wife” thing. she’s not prettier than kaya, she’s just skinny while Kaya gained depression lbs after years with jake, and she probably stopped blowing him because he was an asshole.
typical side chick, kat was just there and probably flirting with him and that’s why he noticed her and developed feelings. it raised his manlet self esteem. it’s something he likely wanted to explore, but not commit to. I agree with other anon who said since he got caught and doesn’t want to seem like a cheating fuckboy, as he cares more about how things look to others than integrity and kayas feelings, he did damage control by calling it “finding love because my relationship with kaya was loveless!” but too little too late.
he should have broke it off sooner with kaya instead of wasting her time. if she was so awful, why didn’t he do just this? he was happy to have her as his public girlfriend for 11 years until the latest infidelity with a married woman. they couldn’t keep it just between them as kat had explaining to do with dean. it was all too much, it was easier to make it into a new long term relationship than deal with the guilt of breaking up 2 families for a fling and have everyone know what pieces of shit they are. at least they can delude themselves that it was ok because they’re a family now and it’s fate or whatever
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Idk if it’s just me but that last screenshot of his comment doesn’t show up completely, so here it is again because he answered that and another question in surprising detail lmao >>1689661
lolol must’ve really gotten to him, I’m the one he replied to in this ss and Kat blocked me for my comments, whereas Jake didn’t. I’m sure she must be FUMING over how much time he’s spending with shit like this lately.
It must be real easy to ‘save’ your Patreon money etc when you haven’t had to start completely from scratch Fake. Kaya had to find a home, pay deposits and rent and then buy all new furniture because she didn’t have things like a sofa or a bed because he kept all the things in the house after he made her get rid of all the ‘old’ furniture that belonged to her. He’s just salty that more people would rather help her out with house stuff than buy his crappy dick pics.
His main issue though seems to be that she’s going out with friends and having some fun rather than sitting around pining after him. I assume her rent and bills are paid, what she does with the rest of it is her business. He’s no better than her and it pisses him off no end.
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The ironic foreshadowing…
You answered your own question
He gave up just like he does on e everything else
>>1689736>I pay for the occasional trip with Kat from ad revenue I make by posting videos, brand sponsorships, and Munro.
When was the last time Jake ever had a "brand sponsorship"? Or even did anything that would result in profits from his band Munro? He hasn't toured or released any new music since like a year ago. If anything this just further tells me that he was legitimately spending all his savings on love-bombing Kat with trips and "DRINKS! SHOTS!" while also trying to stick it to Kaya of course by going to her favorite places.
Seems like now that his savings are diminishing, he's looking to take it out on Kaya. That she must be the reason people are "hopping on a bandwagon of hate" and why his tired old reaction video "content" isn't doing numbers. Why his bandmates left. Why he couldn't fund his plushie drop. Why he hasn't had a "break the Jake" moment in forever. It's obviously all because Kaya keeps making very vague references to their relationship when asked! It's all Kaya's fault he's making minimum wage! It's only e-begging when it isn't him doing it. kek>>1689805>>1689817
I think it's really funny that Jake is trying to be critical in regards to how Kaya is making her money, when he's literally trying to sell photos of his ugly dick and balls.
Yup I thought I was the only one to remember this he made out that kicking her out and providing her with the streaming set up was good enough and made him look like he was the good guy and she was so lazy still not to use it even tho her whole life was crumbling around her.
But yeah it was most likely the gifts he bought decided wants them back surprised he didn't keep her bike or say she stole the jeep he gifted her
Samefag, but also, it's kind of hilarious to me that Jake managed to blow through all his fun money already and somehow also managed to get himself tied down with Kat and caring for her kid. He's not making enough to keep up the lifestyle he had previously or replace the funds he used on his and Kat's little honeymoon period earlier this year. Meanwhile Kaya's situation has stabilized enough that she's able to get tattoos she wants, travel, and is actively making new friends and hanging out with people who wouldn't give Jake the time of day. We've even seen her begin to do do collabs again while Jake seems to have lost any friends he used to have around (when was the last time we saw K or anyone else other than Kat?). It's really no wonder he's seething, his career peaked while he was with Kaya and it's only downhill from here.>>1689856
It's very likely this. He definitely seems to want her to struggle without him to fulfill his narrative and inflate his ego even further, but the tides have seemed to turn so now he's having a shitfit.
Tbh I think a lot of this stems from Jake just outright not being able to handle the fact that Kaya is more popular and more established as a creator than he is. He knows
the only reason he's popular at all
is because of his previous proximity to her. Her being stable without him? Being able to maintain her lifestyle? I'm sure he feels a certain way about that. He has this absolutely steadfast denial about it, he really wants to be seen as self made. It's like he genuinely cannot fathom that she had anything to do with his success.
>>1687844>She barely posts anything!!!
Youtube: Posts twice a week tops.
Instagram: Hasn't made a post since September.
Onlyfans: Posts once a month at best.
Twitter: Mostly bitching about Elon Musk at the moment? No real content to be found here either. kek
I'm not even sure he's been streaming lately at all? Can any other anons confirm this? Making two short reaction videos to other people's original content is hardly anything to be proud of.
Just eight months ago he was hyping up how he was soooo busy because there was "new Munro coming out, new merch coming out, new plushes coming out, doing a lot of traveling and collaborations" Other than the one failed plush launch have we seen literally any of these things? Pot meet kettle, Jake.
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Found this from a few threads ago. What happened to Kaya already having all of her stuff and him not holding any of it???
I find Jake's relationship with TikTok really fascinating tbh because it's so obvious how much better he thinks he is than the people who actively use it/create on it as a platform and yet
so much of his success is intrinsically linked to his tik tok reacts. The man has such a superiority complex that he even did that stint of videos that were like " I laugh and I might deign to stoop so low as to make a tiktok account like the rest of you peasants " it's no wonder he's coming for Kaya: she makes her content work for her, she enjoys what she puts out and most importantly she still has sponsors. Jake openly resents having to make react videos and wearing the makeup and "making it a great day" but oops, uh oh, your made it your whole brand you idiot.
Based on his recent seething and general inability to be pleasant, I think he holds onto whatever partner he has until another one becomes available. The only reason Kaya and Jake stayed together so long is simply because he knows no fucking other humans, like anons upthread said, it was via friends that he met Kat.
It seems like he never really liked Kaya, or not for many many years, the level of seethe is off the charts and doesn't seem like someone who had warm feelings for Kaya, more like repressed resentment. She's a perfectly nice normal human imo so it seems very clear why she was depressed and inactive to be near this seething moid every day.
So Kat will leave first, probably when he starts yelling at her kid.
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Jake finally released a new song. It's a cover of a dance track. Jake has realized from his egirl chapter that he can cover anything by just grunting and screaming, making the drums heavy and put some simple guitar in. It only needs a beat or a catchy lyric and his snaccs will eat it up. Lmao.
Do embedded youtube videos add to his view count? Hope not. The video itself isn't really worth watching as it's just a very filtered blur of some people in clown makeup doing a whole lot of nothing and closeups of Jake's ugly mug. The song is boring as hell for a cover of a dance track too? Jake's vocals are kind of weak and incredibly generic at best.
Honestly not worth the watch if it gives him any $.
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Also kind of funny how he released this video to you early if you subbed to patreon and yet no new patreon subs. I really think this is going the onision route where his following is just going to keep dwindling down to only his most committed, delusional, and chronically lonely subs. Bet Lady Allura hopes she can be his Mcfly. kek
It's some nearly decade old dance track. Makes me wonder why he chose it tbh. Like, was he out drinking with Kat and he heard this and thought it was a bop? Who is this supposed to appeal to? He seems so out of touch with what content will actually do numbers.
His cover is pretty lackluster too. It's basically the same track with a little electric guitar thrown over it and Jake growling out the lyrics.
wow, even Kaya who he hated so MACH was in his tainted love/7 rings rip off music video. I wonder when this one was filmed… and did they hook up? so many questions.
I would not trust that fugly slut, kat!
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Judging by the timeline of >>1690586
saying this song was a trend a year back and >>1689963
Jake saying he has new music on the way eight months ago. It seems like he's been working on this for forever now.
I dug around the old threads a little bit after recalling this comment Jude had made about spending the night at Jake's place. Seems like he had probably had the song in the works eight months back and did the video 6-7 months back. Does make me wonder if Jake was fooling around with Jude around this time too before he had made it official with Kat. Jude was single briefly at this time and was riding his dick hard all over her and his socials.
oh yeah, and she was dressed in an ugly clown costume with some guy 6 months ago and said she was filming. I saw it in thread #26.
he said something about thinking clown chicks are so hot in one of his tik tok reaction videos.
it’s funny that kat was a sexy clown for Halloween
Seems like Jude was nothing more to him than a groupie to use for free filming. She was on the hunt for a "new daddy" at the time too. Imagine flying out to work for free on some shitty dance cover where no one can even tell it's you in the blurry video. I do wonder if Jake at least paid for her ticket there to film, or if she was really that desperate for his chode that she paid to go work for free.
Definitely was pretty obvious how she suddenly stopped engaging with Jake once she got her "new daddy". And again some stubby/ugly shit musician nobody.
It was in the charts in the UK and was also a pretty memorable meme (the video of the dad playing trumpet while his son just slams an oven door to the beat). So yeah, you’re probably about right.
The video is so cringe I can’t even cope with it.
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I kinda thought he was joking but nope. Even he knows it’s trash. Maybe spend less time playing stepdad in a family you don’t know? Work on yourself cause your life is falling apart, Jake.
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Wearing makeup and dressing up is "too immature" for Jake now, but he'll drop nearly $300 on a little videogame figurine. Kekek.
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He has under 800 likes on youtube and didn’t post it on Instagram besides his story.
Not only is his social media career slowly fading, he’s getting 100 times worse at it.
Jude definitely never went to Alabama.>>1690857>it's garbage I rushed it, working on a load of other stuff
Again where, Jake? This clearly took you over half a year to make. For all the bitching he's been doing about Kaya not doing anything, he barely does anything too. This was his first new music release in how long now and he couldn't even be bothered to actually finish it before hastily uploading it for those desperately needed views.>>1690868
Can't wait for him to have to sell off his expensive toy collection in the following five or so years while his YT career continues to tank.>>1690872
Imagine if he spent all the time he wastes checking in on Kaya and sperging out about it in his comments on actually making and promoting his own content. kek
Shocked he was honestly about it being bad. you know the reason why it bad? It’s because it’s KAYA FAULT everyone
Jk just surprised he shat on his own music awkward
It’s like he went out his way to search for the one negative comment why? Cause he knows that it wasn’t good? If he posting this and this >>1690867
it don’t give much hope for the Spotify song being any good.
This dude HATES himself. Also, am I the only one who thinks this is really shitty to all the people in/involved in the music video? I don’t have any sympathy for anyone willingly involved with Jake, but at the same time, if they put real work into this “project” it’s ridiculously selfish and unprofessional to half ass the release this badly. >>1690868
Imported from Japan no less. Cry more about how Kaya is “drinking her subscribers’ money”.
I listened to it and it not that bad it just sounds like a low budget alternative cover nothing special but nothing terrible if it didn’t have the video it would been slightly worst
And no before I get spammed with are you a jake fan I am not
He really is the crying behind a mask meme, that might as well delete it
is so pathetic
There's a non-zero chance this guy will neck himself in the next few years, the post-breakup regret and self-caused career destruction is taking him over
if Jake wasn’t an asshole I probably wouldn’t mind the song even though it is cringe and technically bad. I thought his metal e girl song was kind of funny before I hated him, and I found it endearing how seriously he seemed to take his Marilyn manson rip off music video.
a charming personality and good choices (not being a narcissist dick to Kaya and being gracious and kind to fans) could have taken him a long way. but now the internet sees him for who he is. his work has to be actually good to make up for a person so rotten, and it’s not.
Jake, you need to do some honest non mental gymnastics reflecting and soul searching to come back from this.
>>1690867>main music projects
please be shitty rap lol. >>1691198
it's also for pity, like he's go so many things going on, we couldn't possibly fathom all the work he does and should praise whatever he can be bothered to fart out.
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>>1690940>>1690954>This dude HATES himself.>Sounds like his ego crumbled all of a sudden
I almost felt bad for a moment before the memories of all the shitty things he's been doing/done and have been saying lately came rushing back, kek. Definitely seems he isn't doing as well as he likes to pretend he is. It's pretty obvious he's deeply bothered by the fact that Kaya is suddenly doing so much better without him. He's scraping by on minimum wage, experiencing "growing pains" (in his words) trying to play step daddy to Kat's kid, halfassing content still, etc. He's absolutely crumbling.
He's been making big promises about projects and content change for a year now and we've seen nothing come of it aside from the failed plushie launch and now this halfassed cover he's pretending like he hasn't had in the works for at least 6-8 months now. I've noticed too, that most of his reaction videos for the week are recorded at the same time and then are edited into multiple videos for him to release throughout the week/month. Which means he's really only filming a few times a month at most? What exactly does he do all day besides drink and stalk Kaya's socials? lmao
Oh wow… Kaya still influencing him.
some nonna above asked if Jake was out shitfaced drunk with Kat and did they hear it and decide they like the awful song. lol, no he first heard it with Kaya. memories…
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So while I was looking at their uploaded videos for another reason I also noticed this. Kaya did a few "goth reacts" videos years before Jake started doing them. They are some of her best performing videos on her channel too.
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Additionally, Jake was still in his "normie phase" as they called it, just earlier that year before he did his first "goth reacts" video. It's pretty obvious he was only doing it for the views because no one gives a fuck about his ugly ass once the makeup is off. Even he knows it >>1681250>>1692133>>1692213>>1692306
Still thinking back to that time she made a post about swimming in the sea and then Jake appeared at that very sea just shortly after. He hasn't done anything like that since either, like the dude just doesn't randomly "go to the sea" like she does. Big time narc trying to retain control/intimidate type energy, it clearly eats him up instead that she never actually needed him and is so much better off without him. His career and image (both of which he based and built off of her) crumbling now that she's gone is just adding to his misguided rage/obsession.
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Not surprising but still LMAO
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She also started following Ye after his antisemitic outbursts. Coincidence? I think not.
yeah it was sponsored by a travel company, this nonny
been sniffing glue
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Another beautiful copy paste from Kat. This time she gave the character Waardenburg syndrome. Why do people still go to her? But at least we can play spot the fuck ups lmao
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Jake's doing a live. He looks like shit and his blood moon tattoo looks already so fucked up. It's so bad he should have never added that moon. He announced he is going to do some Vtubing. Grats on the nonnies that predicted that. His head tattoo was troublesome for the vtube. Excuses for why he didnt put out new videos (he looked low energy) He has a new PO box because he also wants stuff. He sounded depressed talking about youtube how nothing new is made and oversaturated and channels losing views. He shit on tiktok again and stated youtube is still for the "talented" people with skillz and effort. LOL Followed by another miserable rant about how much stuff and plugins for music costs. Someone asked about exercise and he goes on for over 20 minutes about his exercises. That's all I could take.
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KVD made a post of the IG story with the following caption. I honestly highly doubt that her and Rafael bonded over this in 2019 but whatever fits her narrative…..
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The face on this thing kills me. She must have accidently wiped the stencil away at that point and tried to wing it. The hairbuns are all fucked up too. lmao>>1694027>stated youtube is still for the "talented" people with skillz and effort
I hate to keep comparing him to onision, but this is straight up an onion talking point. Especially when all of his content is just shitty tiktok react videos and half finished covers of aging meme tracks. He's entirely too late to the vtuber scene, isn't likable enough to make it by with his personality, and isn't creative enough to craft a new one. This is going to crash and burn along with the rest. Can't say I really blame him for trying it though, the alcohol bloat is really doing a number to his already struggling and tattooed on jawline.
Even tho I want Kaya to go all "exposing my abusive
ex" video… I do admit it feels good knowing this man goes on rants about her and everything under the sun and she just posts party pictures and is always hanging with friends, not giving a fuck lmao
I know right, and that’s exactly what will eat away at him, worse than exposing him because the mask has already fallen, but never getting a single reaction from her even if he tries to get her to respond to his tantrum by criticizing her content, her life, her tattoos, (lol so rich coming from him with the ugliest tattoos in the world right on his face, neck, and head!) or making up ridiculous fantasies of her talking about him all the time when she hasn’t, because she has moved on and is living well. It’s so cliche, but it really is the best revenge!
Sounds like he going though a huge wave of regret and depression. It’s his own fault though.
Nothing new and YouTube over saturated? Are you kidding me. Jake you re hash tiktok react videos your part of the issue. Open your eyes.
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dude looks like he's been crying all night or something lmao
YouTube has historically always been a place where you can pick up a camera or your phone and make a vlog with minimal effort. Granted it’s changed and is more high production now but once you have the right set up you’re pretty golden.
At the risk of sounding like a boomer, TikTok is genuinely hard work lol. It’s brand new technology with a fairly steep learning curve if you’re in your 30s and didn’t grow up with Musicly and the likes, the trends move so fast you have to always be active and learn things. I can’t stand TikTok but I can recognise that there’s some pretty talented and innovative creators on there, it’s not actually easy to churn out loads of shortform quality content. Jake just doesn’t want to admit any of this and it’s pathetic, real “old man yells at cloud” vibes.
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Massive Head Wound Harry-reminiscent.
Also his thin little creepy lips compared to the rest of his bloated boy face remind me of a half-chewed gummy worm on a plate.
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Can some anon shop these together, he looks so sad
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Seems that it was ripped off from this particular drawing.
Wow that tattoo looks really bad already, is it rejecting ink or something cuz it's looking like one of Vicky shingles tattoos right now. Maybe he cheaped out and went to a scratcher since he can't afford any good artists and unlike Kaya he isn't friends with one. I'm sure some of this is the filter, but it looks years old despite being so recent>>1694612
Someone should tell her that deviantART is filled with good, mature line art that's free to use for all purposes. But maybe art made by 15-year-olds is too high a bar for a professional tattoo artist to trace over and copy kek
They're a match made in tattoo heaven, we just need them to meet up with Vicky in Canada and we'll have the Holy Trinity of terrible tattoos
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Here you go anon
Amazing thanks nonnie
, next thread pic nomination
wow the tattoo really looks like bruising, shingles, pus, and inflammation of a wound. I can’t tell it’s a moon at all. he should have gone simple, the red blue purple yellow fucked it up. Did he get Kat “crocidile aligator” to make it all colorful?
lol I’d cry too
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I bet the reason Jake can't help obsessing over Kaya is he realizes his dropping subs are due to the videos Kaya made about her situation after being kicked out, and now he's glued to his seat in terror of every post she makes, because he knows if she ever spills the beans on what happened behind closed doors that will obliterate his reputation completely. He knows people don't believe his bullshit but they will believe what she says. In his eyes every time she vagueposts about what happened it's like playing with matches next to a bomb fuse and it has him sweating bullets. Kaya has a loaded gun to his head and poor boy can't get a good night's sleep anymore.
That's my take anyway.
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"she's a tattoo artist, she knows what she's doing" is definitely being very generous
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Haven't been posting these since it's been a slow and steady decline, but Jake is officially making less than 2k a month off his two main sources of income rn.
Probably not the best time for him to be spending hundreds of dollars on action figures or dropping hundreds if not thousands into his destined to fail soon to be vtuber attempt.
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Here's him complaining and talking about how much money he's throwing at this vtube thing.
I agree with what you said – the trend hopping. However I don’t get Fake for the life of me, why can’t he just be what his "primary" persona supposedly is – a music creator??
Ever since he first showed up online, he’s always been preaching and reiterating that basically everything he does ever, which also includes slapping on "goth" next to his name / face, the dress-up, the makeup, YouTube, streams, the reaction vids etc, has the sole purpose of furthering this one thing that matters the most to him – his music and his career in music – in one way or the other (whether monetarily or via discoverability / exposure).
And according to his own word, the only reason why he hasn’t lately (or ever?) done much "musically" is because Kaya the domestic abuser and trashy thief has been holding him back. Well, fine, but now that you’re not with your "abuser" anymore, and, instead, have your supportive talented muse by your side, and you’re happier than ever, why can’t you just do that – focus on your true passion??
For a person that defines himself as a musician, a "metal vocalist", and also a skilful+talented one, wouldn’t it just come naturally to make music-related content, regardless of the type and platform? It wouldn’t even require anything extra – equipment, investments, etc – if that’s what you do, if this is who you really are, it should be easy peasy at least. Mind blowing and mega successful at best (since, after all, you are so great and talented at this, allegedly).
It makes absolutely no sense
. Nothing will further your craft more effectively than sticking to it and actually pursuing it. Or is it that deep down inside he understands he’s shit, and as much of a musician as he’s goff? Which one is it, Fake?
Even those objectively shitty yt "art" channels, even your own bloody muse, all stick to their shitty plagiarising non-art gigs despite the odds, yet here you are, "experienced musician", frontman of a band…
The main appeal
is also the anime characters. Cutesy vtuber's OCs with animations, an easily digestible personality, lore and backstory doing singing and let's plays. Jake has no personality except angry tween, no creativity to make an oc or much cash to commission one, not good at singing and meh at gaming and commentary if MAG is anything to go by. Good luck fake kek
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Anyone else saw that?
Honestly we should start taking bets on how long it takes Jake to bail from this idea. Watch this space: he'll give up as soon as he realizes sinking his remaining funds into VR is not going to make it immediately easy and lucrative for him to do.
Everything to do with how monstrous he was about the breakup aside he is by far one of the most frustrating creators on the platform as an individual. He has no consistency or genuine enjoyment or passion for the shit he puts out and it shows
. He has so much obvious contempt for his fans and his content it mystifies me that he has the audience he does even if it is dwindling, the only thing this boy is consistent in is being a huge fucking disappointment.
How many failed projects and broken promises is he currently standing on? Remember the tour vlog? The rap song? (Lol) the music content? All the vlogs snaccs are supposed to be tripping over? Even the baffling hard pivot to family content seems to be on the back burner once it turned out raising a toddler isn't all holding hands and trips to the park.
It's also Really Embarrassing
to be promising music content to fans for so long and then all you end up producing is a bad cover that you immediately own up to half-assing.
I hate this man so much but it's also fascinating to me how bad he is at his only job. I can't look away.
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Honestly, Jake seemed a lot more down to earth and personable around his original "normie phase" from what I've seen via his older videos. He didn't try so hard to put on an act (or accent for that matter kek), was pretty transparent about how insecure he actually was, and just seemed like a somewhat regular guy. I know he was pretty shitty throughout the years, but he generally just seemed less awful then. The success that suddenly came with his poorly crafted joker-esqe persona really seemed to have gone to his head and massively inflated his ego. His band did somewhat decently on Youtube, not sure what the turnout to their live shows were, but I also think the music has become less about actually enjoying the creative process and more so just an extension of his ego again. I don't think this dude even knows who he is anymore.>>1696412>>1696438
V-tube is definitely a strange choice for him. If I'm remembering correctly, it seems to have all started when one of his snaccs made a v-tube avatar for him as some sort of fanart? Guess he was so excited to never have to put the effort into makeup again that he decided throwing thousands away into it was the move to make. He might also be increasingly aware that what little bit of looks he ever did have are slipping fast. I imagine it has a lot to do with his smoking and drinking habits, but woof, the guy has aged 10 years in just the past few. It's hard to believe he's only 30. Bringing back this image from an older thread.
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So much make-up and filters that she looks like she's wearing one of those creepy silicone anime face masks.
Bit of a reach but the fact that her picture captions are usually no more than 2 words + emoji, and the amazing spelling in >>1694001
tags, makes me think that Kat is incredibly illiterate
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I know exactly why Jake is so into VR and Vtubing. It's because he hates the reality he has built for himself, so he's going all in to create a new virtual one to escape to. He also has a huge creepy boner for the obnoxious Vtuber "Filian". He really wants her to notice him.
Go cry on tumblr, the last safe space for retards and faggots with a victim
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>the drama in this thread
"In ThE rEaL wOrLd"
as you sit your ass down on lolcow. Bitch, the internet IS the real world. This isn't some fantasy and where all of a sudden when you're online you're no longer real. Go fuck yourself irl tho.
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I actually think you're probably pretty close to why he's so "all in" with becoming a vtuber suddenly. He can't leave Belfast and he HATES it there, all the people SUCK, the accents are DUMB, and whatever else it was he whined on about. Now the only person who could stand him, and gave him any attention, has that attention split between sloppily tattooing traced Disney coloring pages and her toddler son. The dude doesn't seem to actually have any friends anymore outside whoever Kat occasionally brings around.
His weird obsession with Filian is pretty creepy tho ngl. The character appears to be a loli catgirl? Her "older" looking model is still obviously a young schoolgirl catgirl? Big time red flags. I wonder if this is why Kat is always taking pics in that cheap schoolgirl get up.
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Am I imagining things or is this Adora in MoDo clip for Eins Zwei Polizei? Eyecolor seems to match. Style look very close to her. It was around 1994/1995. So she was 22-23 years old back then.
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Eyes seems to be grayish/bluish like Adora's
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Mimics is also pretty close.
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>>1698328>different skin color
Hilarious assumption considering amount of makeup present and obvious color grading of the material that was recorded on non digital camera that process colors differently.
I also don't get what do you mean by different face. Adora was not always a walking borderline anorexia (at least in periods of some months) plus if it's her she is just few years older than 20 meaning much more taut skin plus obvious lens distortion (closer to lens more "ball rounded" face looks) when you are this close to the camera that was using focal length different than typical phone cameras. Picrel is Adora from times much closer to 2000 than 2020 with not too much makeup. You won't necessary be able to recognize her on 1st glance.
It of course might be someone else who liked to strike similar poses and facial expressions as Adora (Adora also used to sport bleached hair like most of the '90s).I see a lot of similar facial features. Which might just be coincidental. It would not be the 1st time I see someone who is a lookalike to someone else both in facial features as well as mimics. It cracks me up that it's possible but well, I have seen it before.
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While this does kind of look like her unedited face, smile, and poor style choices. The nose seems to be the main giveaway that it's not her.
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I would not die defending that hill that it's her tho similarities are uncanny. As for nose remember that lens geometry and facial expression affects the shape a lot making it look more "pointing toward viewer".
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Jake looked so skinny last year
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Ok do we think Jake has been harassing her orrrr
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You don't have to apologize. This is just exchange of opinions. It's crazy how hard it could be tell if someone is he one you think they are when wearing heavy makup even if heavy makeup is a default style that person is known for.
tho made me more convinced than before tho, no idea why would someone mirror flip that scene (or she just had piercing on the other side at the time?). Lips shape and teeth (pre dental work when she get at least her fangs), jawline even forhead shaped. She seems to have her nose slanted a little bit to one side so it appears on one side more rounded while on the other more straight.
But whatever, continuing that debate makes no sense - we would not know without confirmation or debunk from her or someone who been there at the time.
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I thought the same thing. Combined with this it sounds like the narc ex is going mental and harassing her.
I sympathise also with how she says it's hindering her work, I am the same in that I'm motivated by peace rather than anxiety. If it's about Jake, he knows full well from living with her for a decade what effect stress has on her. And if so, he is (as we already know) a jealous little shit and is hindering her work intentionally.
Reminder to jake, you
tanked your career, not her. I bet he's hoping she'll crack and film a tell all, so he can then point at the video and accuse her of sabotaging him. As it stands, his downfall is 100% on himself and the cheating/of/dumping her in a freezing studio/etc.
That’s it. He’s banking on the Internet’s short memory. He deleted the original breakup announcement that pissed people off so much. He thinks he’s deleted most of the evidence that he’s a cunt and was awful to her, so if she uploads a scathing video, she’s just a liar and a bully who’s abusing this poor, wholesome stepdad for her 5 minutes of fame, right?!
Too bad this site and that one angry reddit thread are two of the top search results for his name.
I’ll bet that’s partly a reason for his new VR obsession too - bring in an entirely new audience who don’t remember the recent shitshow.
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What TERRIBLE placement!
Tattoo artists aren't just about tracing colouring books.
They pick the placement and size that works with your body, this is just a bunch of flowers stuck randomly in the middle of the back with huge gaps to the side and top, so there will be awkward empty space which can't be filled easily, GOD id be so upset if this was me.
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Yikes at the hands on the girl
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I can't imagine it's anything other than Jake tbh. I don't think she'd be so nervous about revealing it otherwise and she's confirmed recently in a instagram Q&A that she isn't currently seeing anyone or actively looking.
I do kind of wish she'd do a tell all and bring receipts though. I understand he's prone to violent outbursts and is a controlling pos. It wouldn't surprise me if he's done creepy things like leave her notes at her home "trying to get in touch" about something or similar creepy behavior. Will never forget him taking his motorcycle out to the sea within an hour of her posting that she was there swimming. If he is behaving threateningly, I hope she's able to get a restraining order or something in the meantime.
He also looked considerably younger, at least
5 years but, frankly, more like 10.
The photo isn’t the best quality, and he’s wearing a mask here, but one can tell the stark difference just by the visible portion of his face.
It’s actually pretty shocking that this was just last year? I can’t imagine how can anyone age SO badly within a year’s time just by drinking and narc-raging. And supposedly being this whole time in a lovey-dovey honeymoon period, and a permanent state of vacation. Like what is he, 30-31? That’s pretty intense.
Not necessarily tinfoiling anything here, but when someone goes through the type of drastic "transformation" he has, it typically involves severe stress and/or drug use. Solely the alcohol wouldn’t cut it. Would also explain the poor life choices. Or it’s simply karma, kek.
Honestly, being an alcoholic is definitely more than enough to ruin his looks very quickly and make him into a bigger asshole. I can't imagine he's actually doing any other drugs, maybe smoking weed with Kat, she seems the type. I could also seeing Kat doing coke, but I can't imagine Jake is with how chubby he's been looking. Also, get the strong feeling Jake would think he's morally superior to people who use drugs, even weed, but would lie to himself about his obvious drinking problem.>>1698887
Yeah he was claiming she has a laptop and camera that are his. Which is kind of ridiculous because he didn't leave her with much else when he kicked her out of their home to fuck Kat in Kaya's old bed. I'm really starting to suspect that he was interfering with her filming well before the break up for whatever weird narc reason. He definitely seems desperate to interfere with it now. I can only imagine how bruised his ego is that his career has taken such a nosedive after Kaya was out of the picture. He honestly owed a lot of his previous success to her.
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She definitely has mentioned that one of her favorite things about living alone is her stuff "not getting broken all the time". I don't doubt for a minute that he would break her shit and she was too embarrassed to admit it so, "technical issues" or something would always come up. God, how I wish she'd just bring the receipts and go off on him already. I get why she hasn't though, if he is already prone to violence like that.>>1698897
Sorry to samefag. But re-reading my comment, it's just so obvious how different his trajectory in life would have been if not for Kaya. When he got kicked out of his house, Kaya's family took him in, and early on he used to wear all of Kaya's clothes. She was the one who started the whole YT thing between the two of them and was the first to see any success. When he stopped wearing her clothes he became a normie, and only when he got back into goth via Kaya again, and started doing "goth reacts" videos (something Kaya did before him as well lmao), did he start to see any success. Many of his most successful videos are again, featuring Kaya. And of course, after a messy break-up with her, his YT career is crumbling apart. He's bleeding subs every day and can barely break 20k views with his latest videos. This vtube attempt might be his last major attempt before his internet career really hits it's final death throes.
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yes, and the person in the music video looks to be hispanic, or at least have more brown skin. I can't believe this is being seriously discussed. because they aren't even look-a-likes if it weren't for the characterization. Unless she had A LOT of plastic surgery, you guys are smoking better weed than me, because I can't trip this hard no matter how much I try, I swear. It's like that episode in Futurama where Lrrr wants to eat Leela so they try to give him a monkey dressed as her and he accepts it because he can't tell the difference between primates.
Skat might not be the sharpest broken liquor bottle in the shed but she's surely got enough base cunning to know not to bring friends around her slimy skumbag husbando… right? RIGHT?!??
I'm throwing in my tinfoil now, they'll be in an "open relationship" within 3 months.
Stumpy tattooed chodes and skimbly alt women beware.
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BTW where do you see "more brown skin".
Samefag and sage for cringey blogpost but in photos I look like I aged about five years between 2020-2021 kek - just pandemic misery, lack of exercise and too much beer. You’d be surprised how much of a toll alcohol combined with bad mental health actually takes on your face. He looks textbook alcoholic to me.
Not that it really matters; either way he’s a cunt who needs to spend some of that VR money on therapy.
He smokes ciggies too, remember bragging about his branded cigarettes from the US ages ago, smoking is really bad for your skin.
He probably takes a swig and a cig every hour now he's a "free man" and then rage-spams Kaya about her laptop. Truly living the dream
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i didn't know whether to post this in the twitch thread or the youtubers thread but seeing as he's active on twitch nowadays… anyone remember the olden days youtuber (2008-2014) charlieissocoollike? yeah he's trooned out now and going by she/they pronouns regularly streaming on twitch. it seems like everyone that was involved with nerd fighters/alex day back then turned out to be a massive retard.(wrong thread)
Have you not been paying attention? It’s clearly more than his “making comments on social media or whatever”, he publicly posted that he’d been trying to get in touch with her and it was obvious he was angry that she wasn’t responding. And we’ve seen his narc rants against her. Honestly I was pretty neutral when the breakup went down (bit more sympathetic to her due to the circumstances) and thought certain nonas were being over-dramatic about his driving his bike to the sea within an hour of her posting being there. But the more I see of his shenanigans, and her behavior, I’m thinking she’s genuinely frightened.
Just remember: Even when an obsessive, violent-tending narc says they’re “done with you”, they aren’t. They NEVER want to give up power, even if they don’t give a shit about you.
Ngl, before his seething unhinged essay long rants I was pretty skeptical on how much attention he actually paid her post break-up. It's pretty obvious he's been keeping some kind of an eye on her (he had an awful lot to say about her content and what she's been up to lately), trying to intimidate her (threats of revealing what she's done cause she's the worst person ever, source:trust me bro), and wants to blame her for his now failing YT career (claims everyone is band-wagoning against him even though he's totally the victim
here). He's clearly not doing very well if his physical appearance and erratic outbursts show us anything. We're likely only seeing the tip of the iceberg of his narc behavior.
Tbh they both look like the type of alcoholic that would do a bump to keep drinking into the night, but I just don't know cause Jake has been looking awfully chubby lately.>>1699131
I could see this, Kat gives major pick-me energy, but there is absolutely no way Jake would allow another penis into the picture. His ego is way too fragile.
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IBF's stuck in the UK.
I can just imagine her Karen-ing out at the poor check-in desk worker, the way she's talkomg about them
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Ebegging now, bit irresponsible to spend ALL your money on plan tickets when you’ve got a kid
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They’re flying with Emirates now
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Looking forward to those 3 streams before you pack away all that shit and never use it again Jake. I'm sure it will be hilarious for us.
some places can be absolute dicks about requiring a visa just for a layover. It just depends on where your from and where your going. international travel can be bitch if you dont pay attention to the rules.
I have flown with the first airline she was using. They arent very good and make things extra annoying for no reason. Nearly missed a connecting flight because they moved its gate 5 times.
There’s a fundamental difference between being "fucked" by and subsequently "saved" from an unreliable company pushing unnecessary bureaucracy measures upon you (allegedly) and being an e-begging fuckwit womanchild blowing all your money on unnecessary
trips and plane travels at 30 weeks with another special needs child with you.
You really are fucked, Freyja, but in another sense.
Apologies for potential retardation, but could some of you please explain a bit what vtubing is actually about? I have just a general idea.
As far as I understand, a big part of vtuber content is designing and developing a character and its environment, and then playing up on the looks and the story of what the character does. Similarly to influencers, a vtuber character can also be involved in brand deals and advertise products, services etc as part of the storyline / look, or otherwise. More serious vtubers are actually teams of people behind the character vs individual creators. Correct?
But what about the video / content itself? Is it just a stream where the character babbles about a whole bunch of nothing, "catching up chit-chats", lifting boxes in exchange for donations from sickos, "break the jake" or whatever the heck he does? Or is it something more meaningful, something with more of a substance and thought put into it? What is it that people find interesting about it besides the ones into character design?
Usually I think that yes: Vtubers ( at least popular ones) tend to do a lot of collaborative work with artists or design their avatars themselves usually with a fantastical design and concept in mind. Jakes will just be a lazy avatar of himself with makeup on because he can't be bothered actually making himself up to be on camera anymore.
It's always funny when he promises "loads" of new content because it always ends up being a singular video, maybe 2 if you're lucky before he defaults back to barefaced day drunk "hunky" British lad reacts.
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Agreed, she's being incredibly irresponsible for a pregnant mother of a special needs child. Like what would have happened if her followers didn't raise the funds?>>1700229>>1700273
Basically 100% what both of you have said. I can't imagine he has a real game plan outside of trying to coat-tail off bigger vtubers like the loli catgirl he's obsessed with. I tried to find the fanart vtube design someone sent him, but he might have wiped it from his social media while it's getting finished. I did see his new instagram story though, where he somehow managed to smack himself in the head flailing around the cords of his expensive new VR equipment as he sits on the floor of his studio like a toddler. kek
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he looks like a depressed version of the pointing wojack
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Hard to believe that was only 17 days ago. This might be the fastest he's ever moved to do anything in his online "career". The fanart is pretty god awful, I wonder if he's actually going to use it as his "artistic vision" is usually lacking, or if he's going to do the typical Jake thing and throw a bunch of money at someone to make him something he only uses a few times. lmao
Which also reminds me, while I was looking for the VR fanart I also stumbled on this old post of him promising regular OF updates now that he was "back in shape". His OF has had two updates since then. Not that I'm complaining, because thank god we aren't getting anymore gross chode pics here, but just goes to show you how little he follows through with his promises of content updates.
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Well fuck. He's copying Kaya AGAIN.
why do his fingers look like he's been playing with dog shit?
and he's definitely trying to get at her, I don't know kaya gives a shit fake
It's so fucking embarrassing! What a colossal knob!
He's like a car crash you wanna look away but you can't!
I really don't know why fake is planning on doing vtubing and regular streaming on the same channel at the same time. He has mentioned literally nothing about his avatar except that it's of him and he's paying for it to be done so it's obviously meant to just be a stand in for him and not an actual character. So since it's him and not even supposed to be an alter ego version of him, why do both? Either show your face or don't, don't try to make videos for two completely different audiences. If you're here to show off your face and try to get people on "sex appeal" a 2d character is just going to confuse them or give them high expectations for the only fans. If you're here for a vtube audience they basically want a Hatsune Miku style idol so your avatar can't just be a representation of a shallow English lad, it needs to be a character you could write stories about and an idealized human. Even if Fake achieved depth in character the illusions are shattered the moment his actual face shows up in a video and his real personality is revealed. The character is also dead on arrival by being associated with Jake the human because Jake's scandals are now the Vtuber's as well. Vtubers aren't held to the same standards as idols (especially due to a mostly American girl audience now), but the breakup would cross pretty much everyone's line of tolerance. Half the reason kids prefer vtubers now is literally because they're not people who could fail them like all the other big YouTubers did. Jake is everything they don't want to see in a vtuber. His only chance would have been to create the avatar and then stream with it hiding his identity and keeping it a properly clean character. He could have actually used it to escape his scandals if he was even remotely intelligent.
Just like with his goth persona he just went for what was popular and only bothered to care about the superficial aesthetics and didn't flesh anything out or do research into how to actually start and make a vtube character.
It's like his approach to everything ( maybe except music but that could be because I don't know enough about music production) he only ever makes the surface level bare minimum amount of effort and expects to be treated like an expert. You know
he's going to go into Vtubing expecting other Vtubers to give a shit about him, who he is, how popular he is etc. I hope the reality is going to be that no one knows who he is and he has to eat a big old slice of humble pie. He thinks he can just wander on the scene and be popular without actually immersing himself in the culture or caring about the community, he feels entitled to an audience which is why he's flip flopping wildly in terms of content trying to find one. We all know he's not actually passionate about Vtubing, it's just the next big thing that also conveniently excuses him of the obligation to be creative and do make up anymore, y'know, the last thing he tried because it had a chance to make him more popular. He goes into these varying projects expecting to be immediately successful and when he isn't he gives up and moves on to the next thing, it's shallow, and people who can think critically and notice that pattern will lose interest in a creator who isn't genuine and doesn't actually care about their content. He has this massive false sense of grandeur and honestly it might be terminal.
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kek at the unflattering photo he chose to post of the two of them. They must be toasted off the champagne already.
So in less than a month, Jake has bought a $300 action figure. Spent thousands on his vtube rig and setting the studio up. And is now dropping however many hundreds on yet another resort getaway vacation with Kat. He's way outspending his measly 2k a month income right now. He must be really banking on this vtube thing taking off. I wonder how much of his savings he's managed to burn through in just this past year with Kat.
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samefag, but went to peek and it's actually much less than 2k a month now. He'd be lucky to bring home something like $1,600 this month.
Exactly. It’s posturing, him swanning about and saying “I’m not going to stop going to this place just because you hang out there, Kaya!” She’s literally told us that he was boring and sat about doing nothing while she loves all the different pools and whatever.
Unless it’s legit the only resort in Ireland I would be mortified if my partner was taking me to the same place he had a romantic birthday getaway with his ex out of laziness. The whole point of a new relationship is to find new places and experiences together.
It’s hilarious that his story before >>1700509
made a 5 star resort look so shit. It looked like they were walking through a Holiday Inn parking lot. He can’t do social media to save himself.
i think it's more to try and spite her and make her jealous. Like she can't enjoy anything because he'd have taken his new toy there.
lmao this little stump can't handle the fact kaya doesn't care about him anymore and is getting on with her life thriving with actual friends, who does he even have?? skat. that's it, kek
Even if Kat did realize it, I'm not sure how much she cares as long as "daddy" is supplying her these trips and lots of "SHOTS! DRINKS! SHOTS!". Eventually when he stops being able to afford it, she'll probably start caring real quick tho. lmao>>1700538
His life really does seem to revolved around more of the same. It's funny if you think about it, he met Kat through Kaya, he got that house with Kaya, he found all of these places through Kaya. It's no wonder he seems weirdly obsessed, he's surrounded himself with constant reminders of his ex. I don't doubt it's partially him trying to rub it in her face and also partially how absolutely unadventurous he is.
>>1700537>when he can just flatline through the whole process with the most minimal amount of effort because he's been there before
I've known guys who do this "take every girl to the same place" thing, to the point one guy I knew would even take you to the same exact spot (like down to a few metres) in a park that he had taken others. I wouldn't do it, since experiencing new things is surely more fun than flatlining and going through the motions. Why make your life as dull as possible. NI is big enough they can find new spots to frequent, Jake even took her to the same spots in barcelona he went with Kaya when there's a whole literal world he could have taken Kat to instead. Choose a country, damn.
With Jake it's a mix of utter lack of creativity, a bit of Kaya stalking, plus this male behavior of using female friends or girlfriends interchangeably. I would question Kat's awareness of this except she probably posts in this thread (maybe even for years) so she knows full well what she signed up for.
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No trip would be complete without putting their trashy alcoholism on full display.
God. They really are predictable, aren't they?>>1696747>>1700515
I really can't wait to see how much worse it gets from here for Jake. I wonder what 2023 will bring us. Broke v-tuber stepdaddy Jake awaits. kek
Get wasted and suffer through your sad anniversary in the place that reminds you of Kaya, Jake.
Let's all keep an eye on his comment sections on IG and YT, considering he always loses it at around holidays and birthdays.
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Not a single bone to be found in his doughy face
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Samefag to add another one, look at him coping like the crying behind mask meme kek
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She's not even doing that ironically or as a joke. Jake, your dumb bitch is embarrassing you.
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Jake's growing more curves than Kat at this rate. I'm sorry for the autistic outline but I'm dying at his lil gut peeking out since he's not shirtless and remembering to suck it in.>>1700690>>1700696
I'm screaming. He picked a harsh filter that accentuated her marionette lines and she filtered him into blurry oblivion. They have to both be wasted rn.
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neverming she did it herself lmao