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No. 1832500
Since 80% of the previous Jake and Kaya thread was just baseless speculation and Kaya just isn't that interesting anymore, I'm splitting off Jake into his own thread.
Meet the cows:
Jake Munro - Kaya's ex boyfriend, after dating for around a decade. Cheated on her with his girlfriend's tattoo artist's wife, Kat. Fancies himself a musician, though since his bandmates left, doesn't seem capable of producing music on his own. Used Joker-esqe makeup and mimicking other artist's makeup for attention on Youtube, but has since generally given the gimmick up as his popularity rapidly declined post break-up. Appears to be rapidly aging into the bloated corpse of a chav gordan ramsay due to a suspected alcohol and nicotine addiction. Has big dreams of being the next big V-tuber star. Occasionally scars us with his ugly nudes via a rarely updated OnlyFans account.
Kat Paine - Previously married mother of one, cheated on her tattoo studio owning husband with their client's (Kaya) long term boyfriend (Jake). You can find her posting heavily filtered lewds to her OnlyFans when she isn't tracing Disney coloring book sheets part-time at the tattoo shop. Her most popular phrases include: "Daddy! Shots!", "Drinks! Shots!" and incoherent giggling at Jake doing literally anything.
>>1808524 Allegations about Jake's behaviour on tour come out, he threatens 'legal action' on person who puts a video up.
>>1808526 >>1808527 >>1808528 Jake makes a response, publicly names the
Victim.
>>1808858 The video about the allegations gets put back up.
>>1809547 Jake starts deleting/privating old vlogs and videos with Kaya in them.
>>1809574 It backfires and tanks his Socialblade score.
>>1809793 Jake's instagram is now at 80.1k followers.
>>1811571 Jake boasts about a bunch of 'Branded Content' he has in the works.
>>1811773 It's just a punkrave 'collab', as usual he takes the worst pictures ever for it.
>>1812214 Kat shows off one of the sketches for a tattoo.
>>1812320 It's terrifying.
>>1812680 Jake gives off Oompa Loompa vibes in his punkrave ad on his latest video.
>>1812676 In addition, he also rants in a stream about how 'unfuckable' his parents are.
>>1814063 >>1814092 More blatant art thievery by Kat.
>>1816425 >>1816491 Ol' Stumpy has a tantrum during a livestream when someone says his 4070 isn't that great a gfx card.
>>1816511 He then proceeds to be an absolute creeper to a character in the game he's playing.
>>1817336 Jake finally makes a studio tour video. No one cares.
>>1817389 Summary of the video.
>>1819042 Some comments from the video.
>>1819420 Kat makes a spelling error on a tattoo and doesn't seem to notice.
>>1823295 Jake makes his VR Tuber Debut…
>>1823319 It's bad.
>>1823412 Really, really bad.
>>1823420 Comparison of the old 'scammer' model vs the new one.
>>1824239 Even the old fan made mock up is better than the shit he paid for.
>>1824344 During his birthday stream Jake boasts about how many view he'll have by this time next year.
>>1824663 Second Vtuber romp.
>>1824744 Dropbox link for those who wanna scorch their retinas without giving him the views.
>>1824839 He's bleeding youtube subs now.
>>1824844 Drunken Birthday vacation 2.0
>>1824850 Can't forget the Long Islands.
>>1824852 Kat filters their pic, jake does not.
>>1824880 Cheaper restaurant/room this time, wonder why?
>>1825387 Day 2 of drunken vacation
>>1825391 Hanging out in the same places as last time.
>>1825598 Meanwhile, the Vr Tuber videos aren't raking in those huge views he thought they would.
>>1825729 Kat is sporting a ring on her left hand that looks suspiciously like an engagement ring.
>>1825815 Vr tuber comments are…mixed.
>>1826729 A Random Snacc encounter in the wild.
>>1827224 Jake decides to do a live VR stream.
>>1827263 Comments section is super cringey.
>>1827268 Some quotes from the stream.
>>1829104 The return to OF no one asked for.
>>1829153 1 like in 2 hours. (And only 2 almost a week later.)
>>1830119 Even discord doesn't care.
>>1831977 Kat leaves a selection of toddler snacks at home for her hard working man.
Aaaand that brings us up to current! (Hope I did this right!)
No. 1832553
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Thanks for the new thread nonny!
Jake is streaming VR as Patrick Bateman and quotes him "you can always be thinner… look better" and follows with "that is such a true thing to say". He has been openly fatphobic and starting to lean back into subtle pro-ana rhetoric again. I wonder how that makes all his fat snaccs feel, like Lady Allura and Maz.
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He posted this on twitter a few days ago, the level of delusion is mind boggling
No. 1832689
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He's always trying really hard to play up Kat's appearance and how she's so hot and "his ideal body type" and everything. In fact, thats pretty much the only nice thing he ever says about her. That she's hot. Tbh seems performative to me, like he's trying to convince everyone and himself that he's satisfied with his Aliexpress basic alt girl. While Kaya is out and about getting lucky with gorgeous goth people, I can't imagine he's not jealous to a degree. He had no down time as a single person like Kaya has. He got tied down to some glorified coloring book tracer with horrible music taste immediately kek. Didn't get to taste the fruits of the single life at all while Kaya is mingling and socializing more than he ever will.
No. 1832692
>>1832553Every time he looses weight he goes anti fat people but soon he put it back on he so fragile even if you mention weight or exercise he goes off on one.
>>1832669Ironic what did he tell kaya after breaking up? You have to get a job Ha look at him now. He end up loosing his loyal snacks to the change in content
>>1832689 I purely belive he only likes her cause she easy and thin and probably doesn't say no to him where kaya was bit more vocal in what she wanted to do/didn't. I'm so glad kaya posting all these pictures her with hickies,Kissing girls,parties everything that jake wanted I bet he hates seeing it lol.
No. 1832741
>>1832669What was it he said to Kaya? She’d have to get a ‘minimum wage job’ like it was the worst possible thing? Oh how the tables have turned!
SEXY GOTH BRITISH LAD STACKS SHELVES IN TESCO! TRY NOT TO CRY EDITION. (FAIL).
No. 1832746
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Doesn't he have to stream for 7 days to become an affiliate? He has over 50 followers and has streamed over 8 hours, but the guidelines say you have to stream 7 or more days in a 30 day period…Which he hasn't done?
No. 1832747
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He’s released another single. No video as yet…
It’s fucking awful. Truly terrible. It starts off with a sample of someone saying ‘you’re born alone, you die alone’ and just gets worse from there.
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No. 1832773
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I wanted to resurrect this gem from the first thread. Maybe he needs to give himself a rewatch kek
No. 1832841
>>1832773does he have a neck when he starves himself? maybe he should go back
>>1832838maybe he’s embarrassed of it, as he should be
No. 1833069
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>>1833055He's talking really fast and not really holding a conversation with the chat but more like rapid firing his manic stream of consciousness at people.
Anyway, he has been working on a new avatar.
No. 1833279
>>1832689kaya was his ideal body type, too, when she was a teenager… he doesnt care if someone is pretty or has sex appeal (I don't see the "young scrawny cybergoth kaya was gorgeous" hype. I actually think she looks best now with a more romantic vampira look), as long as they're skinny. and if they have boobs I guess they're "too fat." it's so
triggering as someone who had an ED and believed this as well because I was a dancer and boobs and curves ruined your "elegant line" and you needed to be light enough to land quietly and pick up, etc.. I wonder if Kat even menstruates and if Jake sees no period as a bonus?
well, hopefully Kat never gets pregnant with Jake's evil seed because I could see him totally icked out by her changing body, and she carried huge with Isaac. I know she got her weight back down to even thinner than her pre-baby body, but 9 months is a long time to be gaining and having interesting discharge/hemorrhoids going on down there, and Jake will lose his boner for her the second she sprouts fatter tits and "shows." also Kat needs a lot of "you're so hot!" validation obviously with the onlyfans and pole dancing, maybe that's why it didn't work out with dean.
No. 1833369
>>1832500Thank you for the new thread anon! Finally free from "belfast trash" anon constantly derailing threads too.
>>1832746He's been streaming past midnight to have it count for two separate days so he could get affiliate quicker so he can access receiving bits and sub money sooner. He said so in one of his "cyberpunk" streams.
>>1833069How does it just keep getting worse and worse? Is his fakeboi snacc Aiden reworking his ugly avatar for free? It's hilarious how Jake was ragging on Kaya for "scamming her fans out of money and gifts" when his snaccs basically do just as much if not more? Maz might as well be his social media manager at this point and does most of the clipping of his streams for him as well as running his entire discord. Worst part is that she's actively paying HIM to do so? It's even worse than working for free. lmao
No. 1833710
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Dunno if old milk but aside from one picture where she has her hand over her face, it seems he’s scrubbed Kaya entirely from his instagram.
No. 1833919
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>>1833069Holy shit, he's so self-conscious about his receding hairline! Wtf even is this hairline? We made fun of it in the last thread. He must read here every day. Fuck you Jake, your hair and yt career are never coming back.
No. 1833925
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>>1833919He started combing it over or editing it to not look as bald. Now I can't unsee it.
No. 1833995
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>>1833919It's kind of funny because when he was on stream talking about how he wants to start using steroids for fitness purposes he claimed he has no issues with his hairline yet. I'm honestly kind of skeptical that he isn't using them already considering his obvious pro-steroid stance on the matter, feels like he is more so fishing to see how his fanbase would react. Here's the clip of him talking about steroids and "other people's experiences on it" from an unusually first person narrative. Curious as to what other nonnies think, do we think he's playing off already being on them?
https://www.dropbox.com/s/8ahtq3jl7e6rqz1/Jake%20Munro%20Steroids.mp4?dl=0 No. 1834064
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>>1833069Looks like this shitshow new avatar is going live next stream and babyhead is getting retired already.
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>>1834064He prefaced that it's broken at the moment, and not finished, but…Dear god…
No. 1834076
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Another view. Apparently the eyes don't work yet and the mouth wasn't moving. Even for a proof of concept this is…so bad…At least the baby head avatar had a sort of stylized look to it but this just…It's a sleep paralysis demon.
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>>1834075lmao actual fucking jumpscare
nonnie>>1834076I guess the head is back to being semi proportional, but holy shit. How does this keep looking worse? Seems like he's slowly moving away from it looking anything like him too? Went from a creepy babydoll head to a haunted porcelain doll head. kek
No. 1834087
>>1834079I wondered that too, but they look more clear on the new one, and the neck is also…shorter somehow?
Wanna know the best part? The new av is FIVE FEET TALL. He actually said that in the stream.
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>>1834076It’s less chibi but it reminds me of these cheesy 90s porcelain faces that people had on their walls
No. 1834157
>>1834078Omg how did it get even worst! At least the baby face one is viewer friendly. That new one ugly as shit I never seen such a bad design I can see he going for the knock of joker vibes. Funny thing is he probably would been better of keeping the scammer one. I Wonder how much this new one cost? I bet it take him a week before he goes back to baby face one.
I noticed with the baby face one he been cheerful and almost cutesy talking in a way I can almost bet with the new avatar he start talking like the joker or being creepy having a full personality change.
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>>1834149kek. We need a vtube version of a "steal his look" meme.
>>1834153He acknowledges the psychological effects, but said he "isn't worried" about any of the physical ones in the video clip. He seems pretty well versed on how to use them and how they might affect him, but it really just feels like he's trying to convince people it's totally okay for him to be shooting this shit up for vanity muscles. Hopefully his balls shrink to the point he won't make the mistake of getting kat pregnant.
>>1834157He claims to have made the new one himself, but did credit Maz for the face work on stream. I think he's just swiping assets and mashing them all together into this new abomination.
No. 1834195
>>1833995This is really worrying. He says when he’s on about cycles that you look really good when on steroids and that ‘everyone respects you’ he is OBSESSED with respect.
Total tinfoil but I think he’s started to confuse respect with fear, he’s tried money, he’s tried fame and none of them have garnered the respect he thinks he deserves so now he wants people to be afraid of him, if they’re afraid of him, they’ll do what he asks and if they do what he asks, then they must respect him.
The idea of Fake, on steroids, with his well documented anger issues, with a child in the house is absolutely terrifying.
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No. 1834338
>>1834195>Total tinfoil but I think he’s started to confuse respect with fearIn
>>1834220 he says he respects adults because they could hit him for being an asshole, so it follows kids will respect you if they know you'll hit them, which means he's equated fear with respect for a while. Also implies he doesn't respect people if they can't beat him up. Playground bully Andrew Tate ass mentality. Reposted this bc it turns out the video I was trying to remember him saying this in was posted to the thread kek.
No. 1834360
>>1834251His logic is really hilarious in essentially says
In response to being asked what’s frowned upon that you wish wasn’t
>we should physically educate our children>you slap dogs when they do something bad, why not children? >if I do something bad as an adult people will hit me, so again why not children >makes a slap noise then imitates a child cryingDean it’s time to get full custody brother
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>>1834220He tries so hard to claim things like this are a joke. Lately he keeps talking about how "nobody gets his jokes". Like no, what you're saying just isn't funny dude. Or maybe what you said didn't go over well so you have to play it off as a joke. He must believe people are seriously dumb not to notice his true feelings behind all the misogynistic and violent "jokes".
No. 1834392
>>1834370The thing is the only way this could even remotely be a joke is if he gave off the opposite kind of vibe but the man is so incredibly negative, violent, angry and
toxic that it is fully 100% believable that he means it when he says that kind of heinous shit. I look at Jake and I see his content and I think " yeah,that does seem like a guy with a hair
trigger temper who would be fully comfortable striking a child" he doesn't exactly scream stable home environment.
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Jake has a new sugar mommy. Anyone know who this Clair Niven is? She has been dropping thousands per stream and isn't even a snacc, no green name. Just some total rando with money dropping it for no reason. Kek, retards shouldn't be allowed to be rich. She should research who she's supporting. They need someone to manage their funds, because if you have that much money and you had half a brain cell, you'd realize there are a lot more righteous and intelligent places to put your money. Jake would never ever dream of donating someone $50, unless they groveled with thank yous on return. Remember when he did that "donating $100 to random streamers" video and he didn't get a the thank you reaction he thought he deserved? He ended up talking massive shit about how unthankful that guy was for his $100.
No. 1834482
>>1834195yes, Kaya confirmed this in her response video where she said he'd get angry about his height like at least once a week and say people don't "respect" him because of it. it's not like he was even around that many people to be complaining about relationships lacking respect, and it's not like they'd pat him on the head like a child when he did interact with people.
what does he think respect means? I think you are right, he wants people to cower in fear. when he went out in his faux goth attire they probably stared at him for looking ridiculous. now with his ugly face, neck, and head tats he looks like unstable white trash who got the shitty tats in prison. that's not a "cool" thing either, Jake, as those who spend time in jail were stupid enough to get caught.
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>>1834455Yeah this "Clair" person is definitely just some troll account. Probably Skat from the other room.
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>>1834538>>1834665well the horrible spelling and aversion to cussing certainly reads as Kat kek, that would be some crazy tinfoil though
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>>1834710That would have been premium dairy but sadly it looks like she's a real person. I found her channel pretty easily - she's got an overweight German Sheppard and she is subbed to Kaya as well.
She types like a fucking 10 year old - no wonder she watches Jake.
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>>1834450Wait she paid him 500$ to keep his clothes on?
No. 1834895
>>1834859Claire and Kat are cut from the same cloth - the alternative version of an aging Live~ Laugh~ Love girl.
However Claire seems a bit…simple. She's dumber than Kat. She keeps talking about literal shit and her request for Jake to keep his clothes on seems to come from a place of genuine innocence rather than sassiness.
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>>1810489I checked Fake's Patreon before and he took down his 'goals'. He must have realised his dreams of Patron funded travel and touring are dead in the water so it's pathetic to keep them up. Also, it was easy to guess how much he was making on Patreon by looking at his ever decreasing goal percentages (this is what helped the Graphtreon algorithm guess his earnings accurately). I think we can confidently say his first goal was $1000 (he's too full of himself to have a goal with three digits) which means that when he was at his lowest percentage (74%) he was making roughly $660 including tax (if my math is mathing). His patrons will take another hit as the new month rolls over. He's really putting all his eggs into the Twitch basket but there's no stability there.
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>>1834753>she's got an overweight German SheppardSo her dog got fat and sick from being fed her shit and died. Truly an incredible story of setup, confrontation, and resolution. Jake's newest sugar mommy, everyone.
No. 1834954
>>1834924Christ what a disgusting human being. Is this her idea of funny?
I found her pics on social media (through her husband's FB as she very freshly deleted her account) - she looks a rough late 30s and she's married to some dude who looks 60. I think we found out where the cash is coming from - some leathery old sleazebag who'll give his princess whatever she wants as long as she continues to touch his penis.
Jake must be over the moon that he got on the radar of a cashed up and dangerously bored simpleton.
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The new avatar reveal. It looks like a snake with a comb over.
No. 1835058
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>>1834954Forgot to post this before - the FB pics match the profile pic, heavy shooping and all. The Youtube account she donated from is active, she just changed her pfp and channel art today. I'm doubtful someone hijacked her account, I think she's just an unhappily married outsider who's desperate for attention and excitement and happened to come across Baby head Munro. She's not even thirsting for him like the other senior snaccs - she's just an attention/novetly seeker more than anything.
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>>1833710And just like that, it's gone. What should we make our puppet do next, nonnies? How about delete all your pics with John. He hates your guts, dude.
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>>1835202Except he's continously let it drop below 666 the past year or so. It's pretty obvious he watches here and even heeds some of our "advice".
No. 1835543
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she types like a fucking boomer. and that anorexic body checking pose kek.
No. 1835577
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>>1835543>>1835546It's even more obvious on the side that she doesn't have any tattoos on too. You'd think she'd have at least a little muscle tone from doing pole as her fitness routine or carrying her toddler kid around. It's honestly pretty weird at her weight.
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>>1835577>>1835543Bonus pic from the wedding they attended. Jake's lil gut and kat's underbite on full display.
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Jake has been following a bunch of weird hypersexualized vtubers/anime girl content creators. Considering his insane body standards, fake things like this are probably what turns him on. Moids are so sexually retarded kek. No wonder he spends so much time in VR, he's probably watching straight up hentai. There's a pretty big market for that considering most VR users are fail males.
No. 1835614
>>1835577>>1835584kekkkk wtf? i'm bigger than her and have smaller arms. maybe she's just an odd one who carries their weight on the upper arms lol
and can someone tell me what the actual hell that face is meant to be on her arm?? it looks like a retarded knuckles (Sonic)
No. 1835665
>>1835599Good grief, it's wild seeing the changing porn trends of the 2010s.
It's weird he'd follow a dommi-mommy with huge, pendulous breasts on Twitter when that's the opposite of what he's attracted to in real life. I guess it's not too dissimilar to when women get off to himbo anime beef cakes but date skinny guys with gamer boy arms in real life. The difference is that men are much more likely to go full coomer-brained on this shit and let it ruin their romantic/sex life.
Jake's been watching hentai for a long time now - he would repost a lot of shit he was into on his Tumblr (wish I screenshotted) and I'm pretty sure at one point he spoke about how hentai was enough to satisfy his sexual needs so he didn't need as much physical action.
I guess it's not really surprising why someone like him was drawn to VR in the first place…
No. 1835682
>>1832741please let this be a thing, this would be absolutely hilarious! how fucking ironic that he has to eat his words…
>>1833069jfc
nonnie, that's pure nightmare fuel right there. it looks like a 14 year old emo got their hands on photoshop and vroid studio kek
>>1834360wait, he thinks we slap dogs when they do something bad? no the fuck you don't??? that's animal abuse, my dude. he can't even be trusted around animals, much less children. jesus christ.
>>1834771massive fucking kek at someone donating $500 just to tell him to keep his clothes on!
No. 1835855
>>1835584who the fuck wears a leather jacket as a main part of their outfit to a wedding where everyone else is clearly dressed really smart?! Even Kat managed a smart dress (can’t tell well enough from the photo but it looks more appropriate than what stumpy is wearing)
You can clearly see another guest there wearing a waistcoat and shirt, but Fake is clearly to eDgY to dress smartly for a wedding
No. 1835880
>>1835844allegedly he also said he prefers dumber women in a stream! bc kat is dumb as rocks. when he was with kaya he was like "I find intelligence sexy!" and that's when he was actually doing well on social media because many thought he was a stand up guy who valued women for the "inside" stuff, too.
most men never admit they like dumb women, they'll use euphemisms like young, naive, ingenue, "soft" or "submissive" etc. but kat is older than he is so she has no excuse due to age lol
also his obsession with the nurse from silent hill, it's not like it's a flat chested character. and kaya I remember reviewed some kind of bra to make her boobs look bigger, she wanted bigger ones, and would say at least with weight gain she had boobs now. and he teased her for not having any "bounce" the way big boobs have.
he is such a lying liar with his supposed new interest in "mature women" who happen to be stupid, and not have any boobs and no curves except for in their bingo arms.
Jake, Kat isn't a "hot trophy gf" she is too average to even be "washed up," and makes you look desperate and it's why your career tanked. you should have been a single fella, not a home wrecking douchebag, and your life and appearance of a life would have been better, too!
it's amazing how he screwed himself over in every angle. kek!
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>>1835058Between all the poop comments, she said this out of nowhere. Maybe her husband gambles and she's throwing money away to get back at him lol.
No. 1836005
>>1835727Kek cannot unsee this. Dat lighting.
Standing next to doughy Jake makes her cheekbones and defined jaw look much more masculine so she'd probably have to play Spike.
>>1835880>Most men never admit they like dumb women, they'll use euphemisms like young, naive, ingenue, "soft" or "submissive" etc.Absolutely, they secretly value the shallow stuff like looks, being super agreeable and lack of experience more than they want to admit. Kat is already in her mid-30s meaning she's already gone through her major growth and changes so, unlike an 18 year old, her personality is fixed at this point. A 35 year old who is mentally and emotionally stuck in her early 20s (when she peaked in life) is probably Jake's perfect woman then.
He's become a lot more mask off since the exodus of most his younger snaccs so I'm not surprised he finally admitted he desires dumb women on stream.
Some
nonny noticed he only praises Kat for her 'hotness' and body and it's dead accurate. He did call her the "most accomplished woman I know" in IG stories once…but that seemed like a dig at Kaya more than anything. I laughed when he called Kat his 'best friend' in a recent vlog…Of course she is, she's your
only friend!
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Surprised no one mentioned this he talks about his a fury now and dragon dildos, collars and him twerking uwu and showing of his thick body ‘mount me’
ugh I can see where this is going
How long until he chooses a fury avatar and hyper sexualises it
No. 1836033
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>>1836023That reminds me of his classic "anime pfp" burn he attempted at a hater. I made some revisions to it.
No. 1836038
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Nonnas, the new sleep paralysis avatar was live on Twitch 14 hrs ago. Head over to JakeTwitchStreams if you want to see it in motion (if you don't plan on sleeping tonight…), I grabbed some caps before.
No. 1836047
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>>1836038Kek at the fake freckles and blackened teeth that make him look toothless. He's made some weird aesthetic choices and now the avatar looks
off - it's reminds me of a k-pop idol who's had too much plastic surgery. I guess it's an improvement on the last model?
He said he's added some updates to the design that we'll see next time - he has new hair, clipping issues with his clothes have been fixed and he will be able to emote more (right now his eyes are a bit emotionless).
No. 1836106
>>1836047its amazing how everything he does is below par or complete dogshit yet always expects validation.
>>1836005>A 35 year old who is mentally and emotionally stuck in her early 20s (when she peaked in life) is probably Jake's perfect woman then. Because thats where he is now, and will remain 10. 20 years from now.
No. 1836187
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This is so fucking ugly and cringe. Her work and aesthetic is embarrassing.
No. 1836191
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>>1836038While searching for Jake's old tumblr I stumbled across the Sim's porn account by accident and noticed some things (before anyone gets mad I'm
not the anon you think I am). I wasn't around for the MAG days so I didn't realise they made sex avatars in their own image (among a virtual gothic polycule).
It's hardly shocking that Jake gave himself a swimmer's build, brooding model face and blonde hair a la 2013 Jake (the placement of the piercings was the only way I knew who it was based on) - I guess he's been virtually living out his ectomorph, pretty boy dreams for a long time. I can see a resemblance with the VR avatar - a super femme face with dainty features and a slim body. However even after revisions his current avatar still looks like a soulless masquerade mask which is particularly jarring in his shadowy Silent Hill world - it desperately needs some shading and dimension like the other avatars.
No. 1836223
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>>1836187How is that emo? That's hipster Alice.
She should do the Elsa designed after her next. Aliexpress Alt Elsa.
No. 1836251
>>1836047You're being very generous comparing it to a k-pop star who did too much plastic surgery.
Or maybe it shows how old I am because all I see with this new avatar is Jeff the killer from the classic Creepypasta stories kek
No. 1836299
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Clair is back and donating $2k+. She needs a financial caretaker.
No. 1836347
>>1836038omg kek at the side view. his avatar has bigger tits than most girls i know. his avatar really does highlight all of his insecurities, and the way he's overcompensating for it kek
>>1836047how does he think that the most recent model is an upgrade? it's straight up terrifying. i would take baby face model over nightmare fuel model at this point, honestly
No. 1836446
>>1836187>>1836208Uhm, no. Look closely.
The linework is wonky af. Look at that poor eye, the hat, and the tattoos – those are especially bad. However the linework is executed poorly overall, in its entirety. She couldn’t even manage to do the thicker lines properly. It’s as if she was drunk while doing this.
Then, the Nonna in
>>1836217 is absolutely right – the shading, the light / shadow makes absolutely no sense. Aka executed with error.
And lastly, the figure is disproportional as per usual. And fair enough, it’s a cartoon, cartoons can be intentionally disproportioned. But if you look closely, you’ll see that this is not the case – it’s not a conscious design choice, but an obvious error, lack of skill and knowledge.
At this point, I don’t understand how she even gets clients still.
No. 1836451
>>1836014I’m sorry, but this is straight up degeneracy.
Also, if he honestly thinks that
this is a "job" or a career prospect that’s gonna rake him money in, he’s clearly retarded, royally.
No. 1836490
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This edit has been around for like a decade. So she adds a hat and glasses and calls it good. She fucking BUTCHERED the tattoos from the original too. How does she manage to take already horrible existing art, and then make it even worse?
No. 1836493
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Kat, retire.
No. 1836612
>>1836187its ok. not decent, not great, just ok. while thicker lines do hold longer, when you compare it to the edit its clear she did that to hide janky lines, which is clear with the hat and details. how shes drew alice's glasses make no sense perspective-wise. and as stated she failed miserably with alice's tattoos because when you compare it to the edit she opted not to do the smaller ones and details because she knew she would fuck up. the shading looks incomplete and what is that grey thing on alice's arm?
overall i give it a 5/10 at best, but depending how much she charged for it, 3/10.
No. 1837303
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So he made an entire video out of getting huge donations? I don't know what sort of person would want to watch a man be donated $2k+ for 4 hours of playing literal videogames and dancing around like a retarded cartoon. I haven't watched the video, but if I'm adding this up correctly he has made more than $10k in less than a week for 4 hour work days. Meanwhile most of his viewers are breaking their backs with normal jobs, longer hours and less pay. I can't imagine it doesn't sicken some people. Seems like a weird thing to make content out of.
No. 1837598
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>>1837303Summary of video
>Reveals new avatar and points out that his butt is normal sized now, it's taken 40 hours of work and still needs more tinkering–says he realised he has to make his own facial expression animations >The avalanche of gifted subs starts (there's 100 by the end of the stream)>9 mins in – Clair’s first $500 donation>Clair’s second $500 dono –Jake promises a 12 hr stream next week (6 hrs on YT, 6 hrs on Twitch)to honour her generosity >The third dono comes through - Clair pays $500 to say, 'No thank u please keep your clothes on'>He says yesterday was his first affiliate stream on Twitch, wants to become partner ASAP>Jake positions his VR camera up high so he looks like a little kid before thanking his audience, yells 'Uppies, UPPIES!' while jumping (I think he was trying to convey humility…but it’s weird), says Kat is working out downstairs >“Other streamers get jaded with $100, but me? I just do this because I love it. (Camera zooms into his face) I don’t do donation goals or say ‘hey, give me money’. I’ve streamed for free a looot!”>Less than an hour in and he gets his fourth $500 dono from Clair (she makes multiple accounts to donate these huge sums)>He says his avatar was made from assets and he had to learn Blender and Unity to put it together, he credits Maz for drawing his hair, tattoos and makeup>Wants to be able to change his look with the click of a button (just like Filian!!!) in order to play dress-ups in clothes and makeup from his old music videos>Someone called ‘Bob Your uncle’ donates $200, Jake nervously laughs when he realises 'Uncky Bob might be Clair…’>Tries to play 2 games but fails as they are both multiplayer, tries to do a comedy bit making light of his friendlessness and ends up looking pathetic>Finally finds a solo horror game called The Smile Room No. 1837608
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>>1837598$2200 from one person…through 5 accounts…during one stream…
I've only seen this kind of simping from men - Clair is an anomaly. Enjoy it while it lasts Stumpy, although I'd be nervous if the bulk of my earnings came from one chatter.
Clair is going through mania and/or was born or married into wealth. Once she moves on to her next hyper-fixation Jake's fucked.
No. 1837753
>>1837331he's trying to become a Wife-Guy again (he was like a G rated sexless Wife-Guy with kaya, inseparable, referenced her, no flirty references to anyone else other than his fan base, HATED e-girls, etc.) and it's always the Wife-Guy who is having a torrid love affair with someone else.
LOL @ "no one else I'd ever want to f*ck" if Belle Delphine or any of the hot 22 yr old E-thots he pretended to make fun of invited him to their bedroom he would be there to check out their ahegaos in real life. this guy is porn sick and nasty. no way he going to be together forever with approaching middle age Miss Skat when he found her by cheating on his 10 yr old relationship.
he is insecure and capable of doing anything to feel better. he thinks 31 is over the hill, see who he cheats with when he's 40 to prove he's still got it. I can understand why he'd reassure Kat so often, as she knows she can lose him how she found him. remember how his mod was like "we need to respect he is in a relationship" when someone tried to
meow at him or something in the chat? lol
No. 1837835
>>1837765>>1837608I truly dont think this is real. He JUST SO HAPPENS to get someone willing to drop $2k on him right when he's trying to become a D-Tier Vtuber? This is a stunt to try and jumpstart his career.
He gets to brag about making a bunch of money at the same time no one will be 'mad' because 'wow look at this loser hater wasting their money' if it was a fan people would be more judgemental and even the 'digs' are such soft punches only a 12 year old would be upset.
Why else would they be sending such high amounts and making separate accounts to keep sending them? It really makes no sense.
No. 1837929
>>1837835Jake may just be lucky that this woman is getting revenge on her gambling husband with these donations. Based on anon's research upthread she's real (kinda reminds me of Trisha Paytas in both appearance and behaviour)
Cut forward one month when her husband checks his credit card statements and reverses all the charges, hope Jake isn't spending that money yet
No. 1837963
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Do you guys want to see something sad?
Amy Lee tried to celebrate a milestone (happy 3yrs and 2 months I guess?) and have a moment with Jake but was ignored when Mumma Clair started waving money around.
She paid $10 to repost the same message before she finally got some acknowledgment from him. I know it's sad that a 50+ yr old woman wants to draw attention to a 38 month sub milestone but it clearly means something to her: she's Jake's most loyal snacc and watching his streams and supporting him probably gives her the purpose and sense of community she's missing IRL.
No. 1837988
>>1837608>>1837929Something is definitely off about the whole thing. Why would she even need to make five separate accounts to keep donating? Why haven't we've seen this Clare person before? Something isn't right.
>>1837963>>1837973She's one of his most dedicated mods too outside of Maz and Aiden's weirdly obsessed selves.
No. 1838028
>>1837598> I don’t do donation goals or say ‘hey, give me money’He can’t really survive a stream without throwing an indirect passive-aggressive jab at Kaya, now can he? Move on.
>>1837608>>1837835>>1837988To me, this seems rather odd too. Some never-before-seen woman appears out of thin air and suddenly throws all this money at him, creates multiple accounts, writes up some gibberish etc. That’s not how things usually work.
And she’s allegedly thirsting over what? A poorly done Emily Boo lookalike cartoon? It’s not even
him in the stream, it makes no sense.
Also, I apologise, but judging by the photos
>>1835058 she doesn’t come off as a person who can afford dropping 2,2k on a random stream. Even as a form of revenge.
This seems staged. How did the Nonnas find her accounts? Were they linked? How do we know it was
actually her and not someone (Fake) posing as her?
No. 1838108
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Not quite sure what he was trying to achieve by making a whole video dedicated to him being donated thousands of dollars (about £1776 after conversion) but it’s not improved his views any…
No. 1838112
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And only 31 comments and 340 likes. I wonder what the dislikes are?
No. 1838225
>>1837988Agreed
nonny. I don't think that Clair girl is a real person, the pictures could have been taken from any social media site to make a fake Fb account.
I have an icky feeling that that money is not legally acquired and that somehow, the person behind "Clair" decided to throw that at a small Youtube channel inconspicuously (because the algorithms don't care for Youtube channels that are slowly losing traction) for I dunno what. But there's definitely another end goal there.
No. 1838309
>>1835058Call me a terminally online
terf who thinks everyone's a tranny but she (or her weight + filters) gives me a tranny vibe. Could be an old washed up HSTS who lives with his rich closeted moid whose brains has been completely fried by the drugs they consume. It would explain the sudden dropping of cash on a new hyperfixation as well as the lack of brain power behind the messages. I could imagine this being Tim Petras in a few years honestly.
No. 1838348
>>1838309Yeah you’re right, it’s giving terminally online
terf. Jesus Christ
No. 1838384
>>1838309Oh, Kim Petras wishes he'd look like that
now. She gives me the same vibes as that crazy German woman who claimed Eric Harris was his husbando an posted videos of her hugging a pillow with his face printed on. Anyway, the donations are suspicious as fuck but I do love the fact that he wouldn't even touch with a ten foot pole the women that simp for him. It says quite a lot about his audience.
No. 1838400
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>>1837988>>1838028>>1838111>>1838225As much as I want the 'Kat is Clair' conspiracy to be true there's good evidence to suggest Suga-Mama Clair is real…but I will admit I have some doubts.
I looked up 'Clair Niven' on IG and found her straight away (girl loves a duckface selfie). Her full name is on her account so I quickly found her husband: they share the same name and they follow each other. She has not made her married name public on other platforms so I blurred it out in the pic and she's not a cow so we don't need to reveal it. From there I found her husband's FB and his account is legit (he has almost 4k friends and the pfp matches his IG). I already posted the couple pics earlier and there is direct mention of Clair's name on there as well. There are clues that his wealth may come from property.
The Clair Bear Youtube account was established in 2017 and has a handful of vids. The earliest video was posted on Dec 2019 and shows a dog playing in the snow with people talking in the background, you can clearly hear someone saying Clair's name. All the other videos were posted in 2020 except for one that was posted in the last 3 weeks (some Disneyland footage). The three year break looks a bit suspicious but neglecting your personal YT channel isn't unheard of. The time she posted that video seems to line up with when she got obsessed with Jake and in the last couple of weeks she has changed her pfp multiple times - this looks like the behaviour of someone who’s very aware of their YT presence (she is probably lurking).
Searching her full name on Google pulls up a search result for a now deleted FB account where you can still see remnants of her bio where she boasts about all the international travel she's done (did she really have to go to Antarctica?). It didn't go unnoticed that she has a pic of her Benz as her channel art on Youtube – like Jake she likes to flex her wealth and be obnoxious. She’s clearly someone who doesn’t have to worry about money so maybe it’s not surprising she dropped thousands on stream?
>>1838309Lol her IG pfp disproves your theory
No. 1838461
>>1836033Underrated comment. Love this.
>>1837331,
>>1837753He reminds of Jake's hero Ryan Reynolds, the ultimate Wife Guy™ (with a shady past). Remember when he cheated on Scarlett after meeting Blake on the set of Green Lantern? How could you wreck your marriage over the human equivalent of unsweetened porridge? He had a long history of dating charismatic, talented and gorgeous women close to his age like Charlize and Alanis but ultimately what he really wanted was the bland, trad girl 10 years his junior. He loves the #couplegoals life and excessively praising his wife with his trademark brand-safe, Imgur humour. It's always variations on 'thanks for being the most beautiful wife and the best Mom to our kids!' (more like 'thanks for being a hot, young mombie to our 4 crotchlings and letting me project my hero Dad complex on you'). It's nauseating when these types reap the benefits of being beloved, loyal hubbies for their careers and egos and cheat in secret - opportunistic scum.
>>1837988I think $499.99 may be the max amount you can donate in a single stream on Twitch (the maximum to a single creator for the week is $2000 I believe). Twitch doesn't seem to care if you make multiple accounts to work around that though.
No. 1838471
>>1838400>since she isn't a cowIs Xena the dog that supposedly died from "eating her poop" from her "sometimes I poop on the floor" story? Honestly this woman seems more of a cow than some cows who have their own dedicated threads. Shame she doesn't have more active social media outside endlessly talking about poop in Jake's streams, I bet it would be a goldmine.
>>1838461As far as I can tell there is no limit on donations on Twitch, so there is really no reason she should be making all these sock puppet accounts if the donations are legitimate. I'm seeing mixed information on how much of a cut they take though it appears to be anywhere from 30-50%.
No. 1838702
>>1838400Okay, that is a pretty thorough investigation, Anon. Thank you for your time! Shame though, that it does look like an actual person donating from her actual account, and not some imposter…
However, I will stand by my "wealth" argument still. Not on a single photo nor video thumbnail, which showcase their home (I presume), does it give the impression that they’re even upper middle class, nor tbh much of a middle class, simply (though I guess it also depends on where you live). They don’t look poor, but also not with all that money to spend on a single stream. And the Benz is probably just an image off of Google.
What if it’s just some mistake? Let’s say Clair had a bit of day, was drunk off her arse, or high as a kite, or just simply not quite feeling herself, and you know, that wasn’t a conscious choice? Maybe she truly did get interested in Jakey boi, but spent one too many dollars by accident, or due to being under the influence or smth? Would also explain all the nonsense she’s typed. Maybe she weren’t okay at the time being. Things happen, kek.
How do these Twitch donations work though – can they be revoked?
No. 1838732
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Feel like I need to lighten the mood a little. Let’s enjoy Jake’s new and improved avatar, with its janked up hands, and oompa loompa legs. To keep it relevant to the Clair debate, she was mentioned in the comments. Someone was kind of demanding that she get in there and drop more money.
No. 1838838
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>>1838732>well Clair better start throwing money at himDamn, really talking about a human like they're some sort of cash dispenser. The Gothic Ace is a regular and has been known to be retarded with money as well. Making multiple donations so that Jake can pretend that the sound jump scares him.
No. 1838846
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He frivolously deletes comments but always makes sure to leave rare ones that diss Kaya. I hate men that refer to women as "upgrades" as if they're a shiny new computer part or something and it pits them against eachother unnecessarily.
No. 1838858
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Notes from the May 30th Twitch VOD (sugar baby edition)
>Celebrates the 100 subs milestone on Twitch – gifted subs start stacking up during the stream (more than 150 are purchased, mostly by Clair)
>At 1 hr in he celebrates a ‘Level 10 hype train’ after Clair gets into a money-spending frenzy, the chatters go nuts
>Between 3:38:00-3:43:00 he visits ‘The Fungeon’ and adopts the Velvet Thunder fursona …things get disgusting really quickly, he talks about making an under-aged ‘pup’ dance in a cage until it dies while he fucks a pig on the bed amongst other degeneracy
>He mentions that his Velvet Thunder short on YT (edited by Aiden) was immediately restricted due to content, implies he can’t make any more clipped content with the fursona
>At 4:00:00 he checks his phone for notifications as his VR wrist screen thing was broken for the last hour, after some silence he says he has just seen the donations from Clair and Amy (more silence and staring follows). He is in genuine shock at the amount and will not say how much out loud (it might have been a direct dono via the streamlabs link – pic included), he thanks them sincerely
>He makes an emotional speech, “Today it was especially hard to leave the house, it’s been tough on Kat and I’s relationship. Don’t worry, we’re not in any trouble…but I work from 10pm to 2am and that’s mummy and daddy time you know?”…”I only finished the Youtube video at 8:30 which meant I only had half an hour to get to the studio to set up for this stream so I missed out on valuable time with Kat”
I noticed that Clair was absent from yesterday's stream - there was noticeably less activity and buzz. His success is dependent on Clair's chaotic presence and spending or else things fail to get off the ground.
No. 1838871
>>1838846>complete upgradeRidiculously disrespectful and also false. not that we can rate Kat fairly since being a cheater, drunkard and serial tattoo tracer kinda makes it difficult to be unbiased.
Like even if she was a decent person she could have stepped in at the point Jake made Kaya live in a freezing studio during a pandemic, she just sat back and watched all that go down. Then putting her child in the household of this manbaby with serious anger issues. So yeah it's impossible to rate her fairly since her personality is dogshit but regardless, that comment should not be left public and it's very petty of him to leave it there
No. 1838902
>>1838858Underage pup dancing until it dies??
Wtaf is this?! This is disturbing
No. 1838913
>>1838702There's something so peculiar about her…
She drives a very nice car and has been to every continent on the planet…but she's got the mental age of a 16 year old on Red Bull and laughs about poop. It's obvious that the wealth doesn't come from her and it doesn't look like she comes from old money either. From the tacky displays of wealth I get nouveau riche vibes from her.
Judging by the age gap between her and Fat Hulk Hogan I think she might be a sugar baby. Initially she probably loved the status and freedom of being a childless, woman of leisure who got wined and dined by a grateful old divorcé but now she looked like a chronically bored 40 something woman with no friends or passions. Finances may never be an issue for her, but money can't buy you purpose.
I think she's going through something right now so I do feel some charitability towards her. She's only been acting unhinged for the last three weeks so maybe she'll calm down and return to her senses soon.
>>1838859She wasn't too mental on the stream 2 days ago: her thoughts were much clearer and her spelling had improved. Maybe she's slowly coming down from her mania? Fundamentally she's still a stunted person. I think she has been shaped by a profound lack of discipline or responsibility which makes her seem quite childish and simple.
>>1838871One day Isaac will learn about his selfish mother's cowardice and how it ruined so many lives around her. She left that relationship with zero class: threatening to slap Kaya, getting fired and being exiled from friend groups. That retard deserves
everything that happened to her.
>>1838881The Clair arc has been nuts nonna. She just came out of nowhere and no one knows anything about her yet she's quickly become one of the most entertaining characters in this shitshow. You can tell Jake is just as weirded out by her as we are and interacts with her carefully. There were a couple of moments where she scolded him for being sexual or childish and he quickly apologised in this meek, serious voice like a little boy-
"Sorry, I didn't mean it". His whole shtick is that he's inappropriate and horny so it's funny seeing him put his tail between his legs. It's still unclear whether Clair is actually offended or whether she doesn't realise her tone makes her come off as aggressive sometimes.
>>1838902He was trying so hard not to laugh as he made up this fucked up shit on the spot. How is it funny to talk about a puppy sex slave forced to dance and piss itself in a cage? He also talked about furry anal gang bangs and bathing in a bath full of cum. That's some nasty coomer shit.
No. 1838921
>>1838858>>1838913jake the degenerate
Now is he faking being into this fury shit or is he into? it cause that so over the top and immature about it I honestly think he into it.
And admitting it hard day in relationship the cracks are showing aye. If his work schedule is 10-2am when does he see kat and the child? Assuming she works full time and the child at playschool
No. 1839123
>>1838921I thought Kat only worked part-time.
On days she is working it seems he only has a few hours with her and Isaac before he has to be at the studio at 9pm for streaming. I think Saturday is their only family day.
He's doing his 12 hour stream now if anyone is interested. His 6 hours on YT just finished and he's heading to Twitch now.
No. 1839127
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Kat is always using Aiden/other mods as some sort of third-party messenger to communicate with Jake while he streams. And then Aiden spends $2 just to relay her message? This isn't the first time that she does this. His mods are always like "Kat says hi!" however she's NEVER come to say hi herself. It's bizarre.
No. 1839142
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>>1839123Got some screencaps of the YT stream.
He barely got any money in the first 4 hours, mostly chump change and gifted subs here and there. The most he got was two superchats worth $20 and $10.
Eventually Clair arrived on the scene and donated $300. A mystery newcomer called 'Desertrat Gaming' showed up and gave $350 all up - this is the first time someone has out done the Queen. Desertrat has a snacc badge next to their name but I've never heard of them before. Chat suspected it was Clair undercover but they protested, 'My name is Will. Not suspiciously someone else lol lol love ya jake'.
Jake visited some really cool worlds - a Japanese palace with cherry blossoms, a fishing world with clear blue water, a realm with Eldritch horrors amongst lots of others (much better than furry sex dungeons and in-world cinemas).
>>1839127Ew I hate this. of course Skat uses the public discord to try involve the snacc pacc - it must be some grifter tactic that Aiden is too dumb to see through.
No. 1839570
>>1839556I think you're onto something. Reminds me of that jazz metal cover band or some shit where the lead singer mysteriously pissed on a man from the audience's face out of nowhere, while he coincidentally had a gopro cam attached to his head ready for the occasion. They obviously arranged it beforehand for $$$$ because it was his specific fetish. Basically sordid goings on behind the scenes that the audience are unknowingly exposed to.
Definitely would explain the bizarre nature of his furry comments and her huge donations.
ref for random pee story:
https://metro.co.uk/2021/11/15/brass-against-frontwoman-urinates-on-fan-during-concert-15602883/>In response to people asking whether the concert-goer knew what was going to happen, the band insisted: ‘Yes. Several comments made about peeing prior to it actually happening. Invited to stage.’ No. 1839648
>>1839556You can go to his Twitch now and watch all his VODs (previous streams), there's no paywall to access old content like there is on his Youtube. You have to put up with some ads but everything is still up there so far. Go to
https://www.twitch.tv/jaketwitchstreams.
>>1838858>Between 3:38:00-3:43:00 he adopts the Velvet Thunder fursona and things get disgusting really quickly…Find 'VTUBER VARIETY MADNESS' VOD and jump ahead to the timestamp above.
I think it's unlikely that Jake is a full-on degenerate who jacks off to underage puppy vore - I know he's making a mockery of furries and the sexual depravity of the more extreme parts of the culture. It was supposed to be a gag…however I won't lie, it made me really uncomfortable when he had to mention the 'barely legal pup' being forced into sex work until it dies. It was that little detail that made him crack up the hardest (it's almost as if young women and children don't face this reality everyday). Most of his chatters love Velvet Thunder and encouraged it. I don't think Clair made any comment about it though.
No. 1839657
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Jesus she is gaunt. Her jaw/neck look like they'd snap in the wind, or by a tap from Jake. The weird face shrinking filters she uses really accentuate it. I'd tell Jake to feed/provide for his malnourished twig better, but he can't even feed himself. He constantly brings up how little he's eaten that day as if it's an accomplishment and how "skinny" dancing around in VR is going to make him.
No. 1839662
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>>1839657she got that filler "mustache" big time, a lot of her friends and the women at Meraki get work done so it only makes sense that she would too. Clair's donations going to good use.
No. 1839698
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>>183914212 Hour Stream Pt II notes
>He resumes the stream on Twitch (you can see him breathe a sigh of relief when he sees Clair is present) and a spending frenzy ensues, there is a 'level 15 hype train' >Jake mostly spergs about J-Rock, sits in the in-world cinema and does escape rooms >He mentions that his Portugal trip and tummy tattoo were cancelled because of some bullshit about healing with the VR body gear>Jake thinks all his Twitch followers, different from subscribers, have been gifted 1 month subs, a chatter says any excess gifted subs will go to (unwilling) randoms on Twitch lol>Clair tells a fascinating story about dog shit and reveals she's 33 (with the mental age of a 12 yr old and the face of a haggard, middle-aged barfly)>Ends by saying he has a wedding with Kat this weekend and may not stream tomorrow, also mentions that his family day (Saturday) may move depending on his schedule each week>He confirms he will do a RL reaction stream once a week on topics of HIS choosing, he also got shitty at a chatter asking him about playing video games ('ok listen…it looks like I do have to keep repeating myself') - says he will eventually play games as a 2-D head and in his in-world form No. 1839732
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>>1839657She looks like jeffree star kek
No. 1839796
>>1839657It's honestly kind of bizarre how gaunt her face is and how shapeless she is overall when she has those lunch lady arms. She might just be one of those girls who carry all their weight in their shoulders though? Tbh earlier in her appearance in the threads I thought she was kind of cute, but she's been looking particularly rough and dehydrated lately judging by
>>1835577 and
>>1835584 Jake really seems to suck the life out of ppl
No. 1839801
>>1839796Looks like she has an eating disorder? I know jake all about weight loss atm maybe she joining him or
triggering her
No. 1840042
>>1839732agreed, it's uncanny. same super skinny body type, the tattoos all over, and masculine face caked in makeup, green hair. she needs to get a Gucci track suit and be an impersonator.
I dont know how looking like a manorexic is an "upgrade" to Jake and his male fans, it makes me question if they are hetero, not that there's anything wrong with it, kek
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>>1840042He's supposedly bisexual and was a big jeff fan at one point kek
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>>1840142>>1840043reposting this gem from an old altcows thread. kek
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>>1840153this was made pre headwound tattoo, but it's honestly kind of uncanny at this point.
No. 1840176
>>1839657These two act like borderline ana-chans. Jake made an interesting comment on stream yesterday:
'If I made a female version of my avatar, it’d have to be my ideal type of body on a woman. Everyone in VR chat wants a 4ft 10 chick with giant titties, the tiniest waist and a huuuge ass – I don’t want that. The female version of my model would be the kind of girl that I like, which is my gf - slim, elegant and beautiful'If any other guy said that no one would bat an eyelid but we all know Jake and how he projects his self-hatred and orthorexia on to others - this reveals so much more than being 'loyal' to his bony gf.
Once someone mentions weight or diet in chat it sets him off - he loves divulging in his obsession. On stream he also talked about how he weighs his food and how he's actually been losing weight since he started V-tubing (
'I lost half an inch off my waist so far, that's a lot maaan').
He did some boring calorie counting on stream and mentioned that he doesn’t go to gym to get huge, he just wants to get fat off his body through strict exercise and diet.
>>1840153A masterpiece. Just like Nate Schwandt Jake is also a vain man-whore with a wandering eye.
No. 1840180
>>1840176>'If I made a female version of my avatar, it’d have to be my ideal type of body on a woman.Yeah this faggot would have trooned out by now if he had his "ideal body type".
>Everyone in VR chat wants a 4ft 10 chick with giant titties, the tiniest waist and a huuuge ass – I don’t want that. The female version of my model would be the kind of girl that I like, which is my gf - slim, elegant and beautiful'Unashamedly promoting his ana-agenda and body shaming his biggest fans, many of which are short and chubby women. His content is so fucking unhealthy for a woman's mindset and he doesn't deserve a platform to spread his insecurities.
No. 1840235
>>1840176One of Kaya's stories in her 3 hour relationship video was about how Jake went to eat some chicken in the middle of the night, he left it on the counter so it went off, in the morning she pointed it out and said 'aw, your chicken' and he went absolutely crazy, iirc he was smashing plates and she had to run across to a neighbours house holding her cat to escape.
This does suggest he has food issues to me, like his late night binge was caught and he was so embarrassed he lost it.
Kat probably does represent an ideal body to him since she's thin, and he has basically never been thin except for briefly when he was skinwalking Jeffree star. And Kaya used to be very thin.
I would guess he's probably a binge eater/bulimia and he tries to exercise it off.
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>>1839961I've skim-watched a few of Jake's streams to make my hate collages and I'm starting to see the appeal of VR: there's basically infinite worlds to explore and you can take your time to interact with each environment and have some unique experiences. VR streaming won't give you immediate gratification like TT or IG 'reels', but with the right streamers guiding you it has the potential to be much more immersive and entertaining. Chat can ruin the experience (it depends hugely on who the demographic is and how mature they are) but that's a problem on most streams. I can see V-tubing overtaking gaming streams soon enough - it can get really boring watching gameplay while the talking head in the corner zones out and barely engages in communication, at least VR gaming has a bit of novelty and engagement to it.
>>1840021I tried to watch Filian before and
hooo-ly shit I didn't make it 5 minutes… It's just a cat girl who talks in a loli voice, wears predominantly school girl clothes and
accidentally flashes her crotch to chat. The comments in chat are frequently sexual and she likes to respond with this coked-out, camgirl laugh - YUCK! How are these streams not 18+?? This is sex work and she is a pedo-factory.
I wonder how long Jake has been watching her. Interestingly her fans are called 'snackers'…
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"Daddy wanted to fuck Tinkerbell"
What the fuck, Jake.
No. 1840434
>>1839127peak parasocial relationship happening right here
>>1840235wouldn't surprise me tbh. He's usually salivating and ranting about mcdonalds and other garbage tier food late at night in his streams.
>>1840386I honestly wonder if Kat is going to start having late night guests over while he's "hard at work" vtubing since "mummy and daddy time" isn't happening outside photographing grotesque OF content every other Saturday.
>>1840372It's pretty obvious he's been watching filian for a while now, the "snackers" thing is pretty damning and he's constantly trying to get her attention these days too. Dude is clearly a degenerate hentai watcher and that's further proven with his weird little girl sex roleplays with kat and the vtubers he's following. He really shares a lot of parallels with Onision to me tbh, I really hope he and Kat never actually have any kids of their own.
No. 1840517
>>1840502kek no on Twitter Jake follows a bunch of hypersexualised Vtubers clad in latex with physically impossible body types and jiggle physics
and also Filian, the loli in a schoolgirl outfit known for her pantsu shots
No. 1840519
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This account that he follows posts literal VR porn and now he wants to fuck Disney characters. Jake, touch grass.
No. 1840572
>>1840176LMAO slim, ok, beautiful is not the word, and Kat has only ever been arguably elegant was on her wedding day to another man LMAO, even then the Great Gatsby theme was kind of Kardashian from wish.
her typical fashion sense is so tacky, her tattoos are juvenile, the porn thing and type of porn costumes (a cow, stripper, wannabe Belle Delphine gamer kitty girl and now tinker belle) isn't exactly peak sophistication lol.
if any other guy said this, I'd assume his girlfriend is extremely insecure and mad that he was caught lusting at whatever the body type he is bashing to make her feel better. the specific criticism makes me think he hates women who happen to be on average, short, and have curves. he is calling that less than elegant is making him sound like a gay fashion designer. he is a Troon lover. if I were a MTF I'd be feeling super validated right now, like I have a chance with him due to my lanky proportions.
No. 1840578
>>1840572"If I made a female version of my avatar, it’d have to be my ideal type of body on a woman, which is my gf"
His content creator coomer to troon sex worker pipeline is starting.
No. 1840646
>>1840645He said all the same shit about kaya and people were calling for them to break up years before they did I wouldn't hold my breath. Kat and jake have known each other a few years and now have been together for over a year. He'll drag this shit out for years if Kat maintains a job and if he gets her pregnant.
Also any slim anons find it hilarious that Kat gets called bone rattling. How fat are some of you
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>>1840468I need brain bleach after reading that
>>1840519I wouldn't be surprised if Jake follows porny V-tubers in hopes of 'collaborating' with them one day on Fansly. He wishes he could make the same money as them without taking off his kit.
>>1840185There's nothing wrong with having a thing for lanky women (even Kaya made a TikTok about how she likes 'really skinny guys who look like they're dying') but Jake talks about it like it's the most important feature in a partner - commitment to staying thin and undereating is a virtue for him. It's one thing to appreciate your partner's body in private but it's weird when his thin fetishism creeps out whenever he publicly speaks of Kat - I can't really think of personal attributes he has praised in Kat. It's funny how Jake struggled to find a nice thing to say about Kaya's features in the Boyfriend tag video but he could probably list all the body parts he likes in Kat with ease.
It's tragic that Jake and Kaya both stopped being each other's type within the first half of their relationship.
No. 1840897
>>1840875>like 5'7Does that mean jake is even smaller than 5'7 since he appears to be a little shorter than kat? Male height doesn't matter to me
because I'm lesbian lmao but fake clearly has body image issues about both height and weight, kaya has said he's raged about his height often. He claims 5'9 but is bro 5'6?
No. 1841034
>>1840519>>1840685I really have to wonder if the
sims porn was his idea given his obvious interest in all things hentai and porn at this rate. Would not be surprised if he stoops as low as to make porn with his shitty vtube avatar.
>>1840776It's literally age play shit which is basically pedo rp. Absolutely disgusting, especially for two mid 30-somethings raising a toddler together.
>>1840875>>1840897It's really hard to say at this point because there are photos of him and Kaya beside eachother and seeming the same height if not him slightly shorter. Kat always seems to be bending her knees a bunch in her photos to Jake while he stands up straight. Maybe he's just permanently hunched over like a gorilla from only working out his upper body? Maybe the dude is shrinking? I have a feeling Kat is taller than 5'7" and Jake is likely closer to 5'9" and is one of those dudes who "rounds up" though.
No. 1841041
>>1840875holy shit! if she is 5'7" then he and dean are like 5'4". definitely proportioned like midgets, farmers have long suspected it, but Jake really wants us to think he is 5'9?! HAHAHA! kat is always wearing flat converse shoes with him and bending her knees in pics next to him. she is definitely taller than him. I dont know why but I thought she was even taller than kaya because she doesnt ever wear heels next to him.
no wonder he "prefers" tall women because women over there are all as tall/taller than he is. her weight is weird to randomly mention. most women wouldn't want to volunteer their weight, even if they like it because what if they go over… there's a lot of baggage about weight and measurements. it's a very backhanded thing to compliment on women.
No. 1841042
>>1841034oh dear god
nonnie, you're probably right that he came up with the sims porn idea. god help us if he decides to do some cringey vtube porn (though i think it's just inevitable at this point)
also massive KEK at the whole height thing. it makes so much sense and it's fucking hilarious
No. 1841049
>>1840685he has said he prefers dumber women since meeting kat lol, so there you go. ideal body type, "beautiful", and dumber.
he actually complimented Kaya physically a lot in the beginning, called her pretty, sexy, liked her "good bum." the boyfriend tag was like 6 years into their relationship if I recall correctly, and while he struggled to say he found her attractive other than "tall, slim, goth, all my favorite things" after she looked like she was about to cry, he was saying she was really good at YouTube/social media and talented at most things she attempted to do (but wouldnt stick with like art and taxidermy). also he was proud of her for being in a segment about goths on The BBC. he's got a little coat tail riding in him. I'm surprised he is not trying to be a tattoo artist now.
No. 1841197
>>1841071how is she gonna be a "trophy wife" if she's not even engaged to the loser? more like a participation badge live-in girlfriend who also has to go to work and raise a kid AND tend to jake's semi absent ass now that he sets his own schedule to be away from her and the kid. he may have been cucked into raising dean's son, but she is getting a whole lot of nothing out of the relationship. maybe that's why Jake is so smug. I said it before, the vacations are something for Jake too, he never gets her anything expensive for just her enjoyment. the nicest thing he has ever bought for her is a pole lol. they are such a low budget couple.
I hope she dumps him for being shady as hell with the "I hate big boobs, tiny waists, and big asses! I only ever want to fuck my gf!" and sharing her weight like a weirdo. she probably got the vibe that he jerks off to anime porn with those proportions because why on earth is he following those accounts, his public hate of e-girls and DDLG ended up being a kink of his, and so now he is over correcting to make her feel better about anime girls. it's embarrassing! he is not thinking of her integrity at all and is sharing that she is insecure.
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>>1840875>>1840897>>1841034Here's a pic of Jake standing on his tippy toes and Kat bending her knees so he can appear taller. They both seem to be wearing similar shoes too? There's no way he's a whole 3 inches taller than her.
>>1841230According to him both his parents are short, fat, and "unfuckable". Sounds like he takes after them both tbh.
No. 1841334
>>1841333If you check the friends list of this acc look for Phoebe, thats his sister.
Sorry for spam
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>>1841309don't give them advice and no she doesn't, she looks like Jeffree Star
>>1841333Jake's "thinspiration" wow he really used to be unashamedly ana and is slowly leaning back into that and pushing it on his viewers. Funny how his thinspiration is some Asian twink with an entirely different genetic makeup than him. Also his old alliterative scene kid name was fucking retarded. Syn Scream, kek.
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>>1841380That's Miyavi, a Japanese musician. You can see the chokehold he's had over Jake since 2004 - he's heroine chic personified, likes gender-bending, outrageous fashion and he's renowned for his virtuosic guitar skills.
He caught the J-Rock bug at 14 or 15 and continued to skin-walk Miyavi long after he stopped being a die-hard fan. He's copied Miyavi's look with the straightened bangs and hat a few times now and has admitted himself it looks shit on him (kek at the Johnny Two-Hats moment).
As he transitioned into his early twenties Jake tried so hard to remain as androgynous and small as possible and starve the man out of himself - it seemed like it was quite a dark chapter in his life. I think you are right nonna, he is slowly slipping back into pro-ana tendencies: Kat is his new thinspiration.
>>1841224He has had life-long issues with self-obsession, delusions of grandeur and jealousy. He talked about how his younger brother was tall, skinny and sporty during their teenage years and how that jealousy caused a lot of tension in the house. Then he became a vain young man, drooling over models on VF and fantasizing about being a J-Rock star exploding mastubatory guitar riffs over screaming fan girls - he saw his body as an obstacle to that goal and did his best to punish it at the detriment to his mental health (and his relationships).
>>1841202That's really sad, I'm pretty sure she's just a teenager. I hope Jake had the decency to shut down that unhealthy comparison straight away. Jake should stop talking about his gf's weight and 'hotness' unless he's trying to make his younger snaccs as miserable as he was at their age - what a nonce.
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Jake Munro is still a bully, but his luck is running out. Some things change while others stay the same.
No. 1841528
>>1841437skinny legends. kat looks like she could lose a few compared to how Jake and kaya looked in this pic. but nothing lasts forever.
why did Jake start bulking up? his arms are SO stubby looking now. it's unfortunate that he went from one body extreme to the other. he is not going to get that waif boy look back at 30 something. he lost all neck lmao
No. 1841575
>>1841333going through those old pics, he really looks like a mtf. maybe it's just the longer pink hair, but he just looks like a trans fag KEK or at least a gender-bender
and the way-too-low boxers to show his pubic bone… wtf???
>>1841433that upper right pic of fake really makes him look like an anachan girl, damn. just waiting for the 'i'm transgender' video to come out (if he ever drops his shitty macho man persona…)
No. 1841593
>>1841437Kaya is obviously at least an inch taller than him, maybe even two judging from this photo. It's very possible judging from
>>1841233 Kat and Jake are actually the same height at around 5'8" but one rounds up to feel less of a manlet and one rounds down so she can be his tiny uwu babygirl. kek
No. 1841707
>>1840645Jake says he was prepared for the shitstorm and repercussions to his career when the cheating scandal went public but I don't think he realised he left one cage for another one.
On stream he spoke about how 'the wee one' frequently woke him up with his crying and you could hear the slight resentment in his voice. In fact, he doesn't mention Isaac with the same warmth in his voice anymore.
I noticed Clair didn't show up in his last two streams so he barely made any money. His audience was mostly made up of the same regulars who come every day and toss him $2 or 100 bits every 15 mins or so.
Even after all the excitement of the 4 figure donos last week he knows that nothing is guaranteed. Most streamers don't jump in with both feet and no day-job: they take it slow and wait for it to become steady before they commit (especially if there's high living costs and children involved).
Even if one of them
did want out of the relationship right now they wouldn't be able to afford moving out. Kat would have to move back in with her parents and Jake would have to go back to social housing (an anon confirmed Jake and Kaya previously lived in government subsidized housing area).
>>1841436,
>>1841437He would have been 19 here (nearly 20) - he almost looks like a child from how much he was starving himself. I think he was near peak orthorexia- running to and from work, only eating bites of food and highly irritable to everyone around him.
Kaya might have only been 17 here. I remember she constantly talked about dieting on her tumblr (even she looked like this) and was always sick and puking from illness in her teens. This made her already skinny frame look frail and you can notice it a lot in certain pics.
Their aspirations in modelling and stage performance during such a formative period really fucked with their heads and self-worth.
No. 1841720
>>1841707sounds like he might have to get a minimum wage JOB, like he told Kaya. I'm front row here to see it.
Kat should move out. Jake's not a provider. living with her parents will at least get her consistent help with Isaac and she can save money, and play the field and not waste precious last years of her 30s being miserable with Jake the serial long term monogamist who is too stubborn and cowardly to just break it off and will eventually cheat when he gets too horny. I know the same can be said of her, but even she can do better than Stumpy Munro. Kat, get yourself a man that lets your 5'7" ass wear heels!
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>>1841707His views on YT have never been worse too kek. Here I thought it was bad when he couldn't break 20k views in a week, but he hasn't even crossed the 10k point in an entire month already. If claire's donations were legit, it's likely the only real money he's made in a long time. At this point he'd almost be better off taking that job at tesco. Maybe then he'd at least be able to have a little "mummy and daddy time" with Kat.
No. 1841833
>>1841807in the smile room video i guess someone asked if he had eaten and he's like "there's several ways i could answer that but very little" or whatever and idk if he wants ppl to be concerned or he's trying to push the narrative that he's losing weight/toning while off camera.
pretty sure he's mentioned that he wants muscles with a lean torso but he wide lol. very curious of what he looked like before the alt stuff as he's built all of his aesthetics off other ppl and none of it seemed to be successful for him cos now he's a poorly designed vr thing.
No. 1841887
>>1841833>"There's several ways i could answer that but very little"I noticed that phrase too - he's definitely drawing attention to his new eating habits and weight-loss deliberately. He's always prided himself on being able to lose weight easily so I'm not surprised he's back on his bullshit.
I guess the V-tubing is a workout compared to reacting to content/playing games from a computer chair so I'm not surprised he's losing muscle mass but getting thinner.
He seems to swing between wanting to be a buff 'daddy' (Kat's 'type') and wanting to be a slender twink, forever youthful and able to model more extreme/femme styles.
>>1841762He's really banking on the fact one of his vids or clips will go viral and he'll get thousands of subs over night. I've heard him encourage the snaccs to generate funny clips for his Twitch and I suspect he also encouraged them to gift as many subs as possible so he can force people into his channel. He has hundreds of subs now but it's unclear how many will remain after the month when they stumble across the comprehensive Jake Munro dossier.
>>1841787, >>1841872,
>>1841881He was miserable and tired when he was ana and he was incredibly uncomfortable in his skin when he was a fat normie in 2017. I think he looked best when he was average weight with eyebrows, J-rock hair, make-up (not clown paint but guy-liner) and 'bi-curious' fashion: somewhere in between the two extremes.
He's currently in his worst era looks wise - his eyes look really small and tired without make-up and his limp grey hair make him look so old. If he chilled on the gym supplements he could probably look a lot better.
No. 1841963
>>1841867Judging from what has been said in streams, it seems like they mostly order takeout and keep snacks around for Isaac. We've all seen her "good job" note to him accompanied with toddler snacks and he's constantly talking about mcdonalds or other fast-food in stream. It's kind of no wonder he felt like he had to starve himself to get down to normal weight like in
>>1841437 because he seems to eat a lot of trash.
No. 1841971
>>1841887he honestly looks like he's aged 30 years, not 10. the gray hair and sunken tired eyes make him look far older and middle-aged.
>>1841963also damn. not only is it unhealthy to eat out constantly, it's also EXPENSIVE. i don't know how much kat makes but i'm assuming it's not much–they could likely get groceries for a week with what they spend in three days, based off of fast food and delivery costs. no wonder he's so fat, kek
No. 1842099
>>1841971I agree the guy looks much older than 32, he's been looking old, dehydrated, and really worn out lately. Anytime we catch a glimpse of his real skin texture filter-free I'm a little horrified. Probably due to a mix of his poor diet, smoking, and drinking habits.
>>1842076He complains about his stubborn belly fat too, but that's definitely due to his diet. He can use steroids all he wants, but he's still going to keep some fat along his midsection if he's eating fast-food all the time. Kat definitely looks more skinny-fat than she does toned and slim judging by her weird lunch lady arms too.
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>>1841963I'm surprised to hear they eat takeaway so much considering Jake lost so much income - I guess they're too good for frozen veggies and tuna bake (which any idiot can learn to prepare). If you're too lazy/unable to cook dinner why wouldn't you get ready-made meals? It's cheaper and healthier than the junk I assume they order. You're way less likely to make impulsive food decisions and you can look at the nutritional info for every option.
>>1835577,
>>1835614,
>>1842099 Bodies are weird and every woman is different, skinny in some places and fat in others. I've got thinner arms than Kat despite having a higher body fat percentage and a bit of a belly.
I'm reminded of a question in the Kibbe body types test where you are asked to catergorise the composition of your upper arms and thighs. I think she would fall under E due to the wideness and fleshiness despite being skinny overall.
She's also pushing her arm against her side in this pose and she's contracting her bicep which adds to the
squish lol.
Picrel to demonstrate point.
No. 1842286
>>1842255>Fat upper arms in women if they’re otherwise skinny is usually caused by high estrogenI couldn't find a credible source on that one chief. I know it's associated with increased fat in the lower body and creates that classic ‘pear-shape’.
You're right though, it is nitpicky and all women will experience some age related sagging here eventually. I picked Natalie Portman for my reference because despite how petite she is certain anachans would look at her arms here and call her fat. When Kat lifts up her arms for photoshoots she doesn't have much excess fat or skin hanging down so they're not really 'lunch lady arms'. They just look unbalanced compared to the rest of her body as she has a boyish figure and her head is so small kek.
>>1842280She had a toned stomach at one point but I don't know if she does her pole classes anymore. I get the impression she does it casually at the studio gym while Jack pumps iron and watches her for 'motivation'
No. 1842470
>>1842325The lower body refers to the hips, glutes and legs but in the context of describing a pear shaped body it's just referencing the thighs, not the full legs.
I have noticed in some medical contexts apple and pear shapes are only used to describe the middle. It doesn't help that the silly fruit body theory of the 000s had changing definitions for the shapes and have added to the confusion lol.
No. 1842557
>>1842500It’s always weird and facepalm-worthy to listen to someone bitching and crying everyone a river over ‘muh though schedule’, when they’re self-employed. Especially the kind of self-employed Fake is – when you’re a streamer and low-production reaction video creator.
If your schedule doesn’t work for you – change it. It’s that simple. You’re the one setting it, there’s no boss that is dictating you when to do what at which hour, without any compromise. It’s entirely in your hands.
And sure, with things like streams there are timeframes that are better and more beneficial to pick, but there’s still plenty of room for tweaks. You can pick those out and plan together as a household – when one is streaming, another one is doing something else, and then you meet in the middle. And with things like YT you can be flexible to the max, because it only ever matters when the video will be published for everyone to see. Everything in between is improvisational.
But here’s the catch, you have to plan
together, taking into consideration what your other half needs to get done, prefers, etc. And Fake the raging narc has no understanding of such concept – considering the other’s wishes. That, and also immersing himself in work is his obvious coping mechanism he’s had all this time. When there’s a situation that doesn’t sit well with him, he escapes into his studio to work his arse off, instead of facing the issue and looking for a solution. It’s just escapism, and the kind he conveniently holds against the other person later on, because he’s also a passive-aggressive bitch. It’s not down to scheduling but shitty coping mechanisms and lack of life skills.
No. 1842632
>>1842500The studio is an entire hour drive from the house they are renting? Sorry Kat, I guess it makes sense she wouldn't have "much to show" for her work-outs as I can only assume it's rare for her to even make it out there. It's likely only doable on days Dean has the kid as it's not like Jake is going to stay at home with him to let her go an hour out on her own to work out. Which is obviously for the best given Jake's attitude towards misbehaving children and his very short fuse.
>>1842557Jake's current streaming schedule on twitch has him out at the studio Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays for four hours at a time. Does he have a set streaming schedule for YT? I can't seem to find one listed anywhere on his social media.
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