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No. 1832500

Since 80% of the previous Jake and Kaya thread was just baseless speculation and Kaya just isn't that interesting anymore, I'm splitting off Jake into his own thread.

Meet the cows:
Jake Munro - Kaya's ex boyfriend, after dating for around a decade. Cheated on her with his girlfriend's tattoo artist's wife, Kat. Fancies himself a musician, though since his bandmates left, doesn't seem capable of producing music on his own. Used Joker-esqe makeup and mimicking other artist's makeup for attention on Youtube, but has since generally given the gimmick up as his popularity rapidly declined post break-up. Appears to be rapidly aging into the bloated corpse of a chav gordan ramsay due to a suspected alcohol and nicotine addiction. Has big dreams of being the next big V-tuber star. Occasionally scars us with his ugly nudes via a rarely updated OnlyFans account.

Kat Paine - Previously married mother of one, cheated on her tattoo studio owning husband with their client's (Kaya) long term boyfriend (Jake). You can find her posting heavily filtered lewds to her OnlyFans when she isn't tracing Disney coloring book sheets part-time at the tattoo shop. Her most popular phrases include: "Daddy! Shots!", "Drinks! Shots!" and incoherent giggling at Jake doing literally anything.

>>1808524 Allegations about Jake's behaviour on tour come out, he threatens 'legal action' on person who puts a video up.
>>1808526 >>1808527 >>1808528 Jake makes a response, publicly names the Victim.
>>1808858 The video about the allegations gets put back up.
>>1809547 Jake starts deleting/privating old vlogs and videos with Kaya in them.
>>1809574 It backfires and tanks his Socialblade score.
>>1809793 Jake's instagram is now at 80.1k followers.
>>1811571 Jake boasts about a bunch of 'Branded Content' he has in the works.
>>1811773 It's just a punkrave 'collab', as usual he takes the worst pictures ever for it.
>>1812214 Kat shows off one of the sketches for a tattoo.
>>1812320 It's terrifying.
>>1812680 Jake gives off Oompa Loompa vibes in his punkrave ad on his latest video.
>>1812676 In addition, he also rants in a stream about how 'unfuckable' his parents are.
>>1814063 >>1814092 More blatant art thievery by Kat.
>>1816425 >>1816491 Ol' Stumpy has a tantrum during a livestream when someone says his 4070 isn't that great a gfx card.
>>1816511 He then proceeds to be an absolute creeper to a character in the game he's playing.
>>1817336 Jake finally makes a studio tour video. No one cares.
>>1817389 Summary of the video.
>>1819042 Some comments from the video.
>>1819420 Kat makes a spelling error on a tattoo and doesn't seem to notice.
>>1823295 Jake makes his VR Tuber Debut…
>>1823319 It's bad.
>>1823412 Really, really bad.
>>1823420 Comparison of the old 'scammer' model vs the new one.
>>1824239 Even the old fan made mock up is better than the shit he paid for.
>>1824344 During his birthday stream Jake boasts about how many view he'll have by this time next year.
>>1824663 Second Vtuber romp.
>>1824744 Dropbox link for those who wanna scorch their retinas without giving him the views.
>>1824839 He's bleeding youtube subs now.
>>1824844 Drunken Birthday vacation 2.0
>>1824850 Can't forget the Long Islands.
>>1824852 Kat filters their pic, jake does not.
>>1824880 Cheaper restaurant/room this time, wonder why?
>>1825387 Day 2 of drunken vacation
>>1825391 Hanging out in the same places as last time.
>>1825598 Meanwhile, the Vr Tuber videos aren't raking in those huge views he thought they would.
>>1825729 Kat is sporting a ring on her left hand that looks suspiciously like an engagement ring.
>>1825815 Vr tuber comments are…mixed.
>>1826729 A Random Snacc encounter in the wild.
>>1827224 Jake decides to do a live VR stream.
>>1827263 Comments section is super cringey.
>>1827268 Some quotes from the stream.
>>1829104 The return to OF no one asked for.
>>1829153 1 like in 2 hours. (And only 2 almost a week later.)
>>1830119 Even discord doesn't care.
>>1831977 Kat leaves a selection of toddler snacks at home for her hard working man.

Aaaand that brings us up to current! (Hope I did this right!)

No. 1832553

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Thanks for the new thread nonny!
Jake is streaming VR as Patrick Bateman and quotes him "you can always be thinner… look better" and follows with "that is such a true thing to say". He has been openly fatphobic and starting to lean back into subtle pro-ana rhetoric again. I wonder how that makes all his fat snaccs feel, like Lady Allura and Maz.

No. 1832574

why am i not surprised this fat turd looks up to bateman? you just know he fucks kat while looking at himself in the mirror like his hero lmao

No. 1832664

>been openly fatphobic and starting to lean back into subtle pro-ana rhetoric again
I'm sure that'll go over great for his new demographic of basement dwelling furries kek.

No. 1832669

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He posted this on twitter a few days ago, the level of delusion is mind boggling

No. 1832671

Jake working at Tesco while desperately trying to get a vtuber career going would be the ultimate arc to this entire saga. Please let this be a thing.

No. 1832689

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He's always trying really hard to play up Kat's appearance and how she's so hot and "his ideal body type" and everything. In fact, thats pretty much the only nice thing he ever says about her. That she's hot. Tbh seems performative to me, like he's trying to convince everyone and himself that he's satisfied with his Aliexpress basic alt girl. While Kaya is out and about getting lucky with gorgeous goth people, I can't imagine he's not jealous to a degree. He had no down time as a single person like Kaya has. He got tied down to some glorified coloring book tracer with horrible music taste immediately kek. Didn't get to taste the fruits of the single life at all while Kaya is mingling and socializing more than he ever will.

No. 1832692

Every time he looses weight he goes anti fat people but soon he put it back on he so fragile even if you mention weight or exercise he goes off on one.

Ironic what did he tell kaya after breaking up? You have to get a job Ha look at him now. He end up loosing his loyal snacks to the change in content

>>1832689 I purely belive he only likes her cause she easy and thin and probably doesn't say no to him where kaya was bit more vocal in what she wanted to do/didn't. I'm so glad kaya posting all these pictures her with hickies,Kissing girls,parties everything that jake wanted I bet he hates seeing it lol.

No. 1832717

Does Jake follow slimelight? There's something so uniquely delicious about the thought of him being exposed to Kaya having fun against his will. The amount of cope the man is huffing re: his VR is hilarious enough, watching Jake fail is a joy.

No. 1832741


What was it he said to Kaya? She’d have to get a ‘minimum wage job’ like it was the worst possible thing? Oh how the tables have turned!


No. 1832746

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Doesn't he have to stream for 7 days to become an affiliate? He has over 50 followers and has streamed over 8 hours, but the guidelines say you have to stream 7 or more days in a 30 day period…Which he hasn't done?

No. 1832747

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He’s released another single. No video as yet…

It’s fucking awful. Truly terrible. It starts off with a sample of someone saying ‘you’re born alone, you die alone’ and just gets worse from there.

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No. 1832751

Kek this creased me up

No. 1832755

>>1832669 I don't know much about vtubing, but isn't part of the idea that you are creating a fun character that isn't necessarily depicting a real person? I don't see how he is going to attract new fans through this stuff, surely someone stumbling across him for the first time will look up his name and get put off by his bad rep?

No. 1832756


Nominating for next thread image!

No. 1832772

Anon the thread just started, chill

No. 1832773

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I wanted to resurrect this gem from the first thread. Maybe he needs to give himself a rewatch kek

No. 1832775

Yes, stumpy. It's youtube that's ruining your channel. Not people waking up and realising what you're really like.. the delusion is real

No. 1832789

It really doesn't seem like Jake knows much about actually being a Vtuber, what the culture is like, what other Vtubers are like- he's just inserted himself into a niche with 0 research and assuming it will be successful because…? He doesn't exactly have a shining personality to hinge his content off in fact most of the time he's an ordeal to watch, constantly bitching and talking down to his audience with this huge false sense of grandeur- he's actively unpleasant, the fact that it's a little weirdly rigged uwu anime avatar being a deplorable prick with bad posture instead doesn't seem like much of a selling factor and also really doesn't seem like the kind of vibe most average VTuber viewers are after.

No. 1832792

Watched his newest vtuber video so no one else has to. It's highlights from a stream, mostly him overreacting to a silent hill map where literally nothing scary or bad can actually interact with you, and then doing a lot of cringey twerking and hip thrusting and lewd gestures while playing mini golf, also shirtless for some reason…
The cringe was so bad. I don't know how people are watching four hour streams of this…

No. 1832833

"way too busy to mention it" doing what? Having a VR headset on? That doesn't count Fake lmao

No. 1832838

"way too busy" to put effort into promoing the only shred of remotely profitable work he has, the only thing he has going for him is having a single crumb of musical talent and he squanders it.

No. 1832841

does he have a neck when he starves himself? maybe he should go back

maybe he’s embarrassed of it, as he should be

No. 1832850

>I'm gonna make it even if I have to work at tesco until I do!
Why is he acting like some undiscovered artist with actual talent when all he's talking about is fucking vtubing. Ngmi.

No. 1832900

I think he downplays his music cause he knows it poor quality

No. 1832981

Seeing some mania in these Tweets, like nobody is forcing him to make videos to 5k views, if he dreads it the content will be unenjoyable anyway. It's good he finally is having fun but his attitude about it seems manic, especially as mentioned before in these threads, the best place for growth and views is Tiktok. Instagram too if you're good at clickbait, but he is focused on Youtube like it's 2014.

No. 1832983

>Didn't get to taste the fruits of the single life at all while Kaya is mingling and socializing more than he ever will.
You have to be an actually pleasant, interesting and intelligent person to do well socialising and mr "slight criticism sends me into a tard rage" was never gonna enjoy his life the way actually bearable people can. Remember Kaya's mum posting old photos of him standing gloomily around during parties in his Jeffree Star phase kek

No. 1833055

Definitely something going on with him, mentally. And he’s doing a live stream of reaction videos with his avatar right now, on top of that. What’s the point of “rebranding” if he’s just going to do the same asinine shit he was doing before? He’s just clinging to his past glory, hoping to claw it back somehow.

No. 1833069

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He's talking really fast and not really holding a conversation with the chat but more like rapid firing his manic stream of consciousness at people.

Anyway, he has been working on a new avatar.

No. 1833078


Jesus Christ. That thing is horrific!

No. 1833130

I thought this was a shitty IMVU avatar kek

No. 1833151

How did he manage to get even LESS of a neck?

No. 1833218

Jesus his body looks gross in that pic. You just know he probably considers that his peak appearance though.

No. 1833234

“Dis boi” looks like a sleep paralysis demon.

No. 1833279

kaya was his ideal body type, too, when she was a teenager… he doesnt care if someone is pretty or has sex appeal (I don't see the "young scrawny cybergoth kaya was gorgeous" hype. I actually think she looks best now with a more romantic vampira look), as long as they're skinny. and if they have boobs I guess they're "too fat." it's so triggering as someone who had an ED and believed this as well because I was a dancer and boobs and curves ruined your "elegant line" and you needed to be light enough to land quietly and pick up, etc.. I wonder if Kat even menstruates and if Jake sees no period as a bonus?
well, hopefully Kat never gets pregnant with Jake's evil seed because I could see him totally icked out by her changing body, and she carried huge with Isaac. I know she got her weight back down to even thinner than her pre-baby body, but 9 months is a long time to be gaining and having interesting discharge/hemorrhoids going on down there, and Jake will lose his boner for her the second she sprouts fatter tits and "shows." also Kat needs a lot of "you're so hot!" validation obviously with the onlyfans and pole dancing, maybe that's why it didn't work out with dean.

No. 1833300

the ending where he’s pretending to step on the viewers & asking if they like ‘being under daddy’s boot’ or whatever gross shit he said, super puke.

No. 1833301

the ending where he’s pretending to step on the viewers & asking if they like ‘being under daddy’s boot’ or whatever gross shit he said, super puke.

No. 1833369

Thank you for the new thread anon! Finally free from "belfast trash" anon constantly derailing threads too.

He's been streaming past midnight to have it count for two separate days so he could get affiliate quicker so he can access receiving bits and sub money sooner. He said so in one of his "cyberpunk" streams.

How does it just keep getting worse and worse? Is his fakeboi snacc Aiden reworking his ugly avatar for free? It's hilarious how Jake was ragging on Kaya for "scamming her fans out of money and gifts" when his snaccs basically do just as much if not more? Maz might as well be his social media manager at this point and does most of the clipping of his streams for him as well as running his entire discord. Worst part is that she's actively paying HIM to do so? It's even worse than working for free. lmao

No. 1833447


Maz (I think, the one who just traces fanart) he credited for the tattoos on his avatar, I guess she traced those too for im to use on the skin.

No. 1833595

Here's the thing I'm fairly certain these people are just asset bashing these models together and using basic photoshop brushes hence why the makeup looks like baby's first deviant art post. Seeing how the neck goes into the head screams 'I looked up buff male body asset' on the unity store (a lot of models will have big butts since VRchat is full of degens) but it's wild that he didnt just go into VRC and find one of the literally thousands of 'edgy boy thirst trap' models and either use that or commission the person to retexture an existing one with his makeup. it IS funny to see him keep getting these models that look like they came out of one of those old Steam GreenLight games tho.

No. 1833602

The hair strands as well, the way they're all extruding from the head at weird angles- the horrible black void of a mouth…that makeup is tragic IRL and translates so, so badly on that model, it's funny how much it highlights Jake's insecurities IRL, neck longer, hair lusher, skin smoother and younger etc.

No. 1833661

Of fucking course he chose the ugliest of his recent hairstyles for this model

No. 1833710

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Dunno if old milk but aside from one picture where she has her hand over her face, it seems he’s scrubbed Kaya entirely from his instagram.

No. 1833742

I can 100% guarantee you the only reason that pic is still up is because it shows a connection between him and another well known influencer even if it is a hundred years old.

No. 1833782

He'll see this and take it down though, you're forcing him to clout-chase somewhere else. Sad day!

No. 1833904

No gonna lie, he actually looks good in that photo. It’s sad to see how much he’s deteriorated in such a short amount of time.

No. 1833905

No gonna lie, he actually looks good in that photo. It’s sad to see how much he’s deteriorated in such a short amount of time.

No. 1833919

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Holy shit, he's so self-conscious about his receding hairline! Wtf even is this hairline? We made fun of it in the last thread. He must read here every day. Fuck you Jake, your hair and yt career are never coming back.

No. 1833921

It's so patchy haha I hope he starts losing hair on the crown of his head soon. He'll start shaving it and covering it in tattoos and blame it on that.

No. 1833925

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He started combing it over or editing it to not look as bald. Now I can't unsee it.

No. 1833995

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It's kind of funny because when he was on stream talking about how he wants to start using steroids for fitness purposes he claimed he has no issues with his hairline yet. I'm honestly kind of skeptical that he isn't using them already considering his obvious pro-steroid stance on the matter, feels like he is more so fishing to see how his fanbase would react. Here's the clip of him talking about steroids and "other people's experiences on it" from an unusually first person narrative. Curious as to what other nonnies think, do we think he's playing off already being on them?


No. 1834045

Also interesting how he goes on about how he could kill someone with just one punch by "smashing their brains like watermelons". It really mirrors what Kaya said in her "telling the truth" video about how she was scared of him when he was mad and that he could probably "kill her with one punch" if he snapped.

No. 1834047

He actually said that?! That's psychopathic

No. 1834051

Around the 1min mark. He's talking about roid rage and how you can't act reactionary on steroids because "Especially as a 32yo who has been working out in the gym for 10 years… Especially as a 32yo who has been working out in the gym for the past TWO years on a shit ton of gear that makes him extra super human strong. Can't be doing that. Their brains will smash like watermelons." Almost sounds like a confession to him being on steroids on and off for the past two years to me?

No. 1834057

fucking yikes, that’s not a very family friendly vibe to be putting out when someone’s child is living with you. not surprised he would be in favor of using steroids, bigorexia saga when lol.

No. 1834064

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Looks like this shitshow new avatar is going live next stream and babyhead is getting retired already.

No. 1834075

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He prefaced that it's broken at the moment, and not finished, but…Dear god…

No. 1834076

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Another view. Apparently the eyes don't work yet and the mouth wasn't moving. Even for a proof of concept this is…so bad…At least the baby head avatar had a sort of stylized look to it but this just…It's a sleep paralysis demon.

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lmao actual fucking jumpscare nonnie

I guess the head is back to being semi proportional, but holy shit. How does this keep looking worse? Seems like he's slowly moving away from it looking anything like him too? Went from a creepy babydoll head to a haunted porcelain doll head. kek

No. 1834079

Wait, sorry to samefag, but looking again did he just slap a new head onto the 1st version's body? The tattoos look more like version 1 than 2. Did all the comments around the absolutely ridiculous body proportions finally get to him that he actually is going to make use of the old "scammer" model?

No. 1834087

I wondered that too, but they look more clear on the new one, and the neck is also…shorter somehow?
Wanna know the best part? The new av is FIVE FEET TALL. He actually said that in the stream.

No. 1834091

If he and Kaya thinks he could kill an adult with one single punch, imagine what sort of damage he could do to a toddler with just one little snap.

No. 1834097

I just remember some anons thinking Kaya was overreacting when she said that, but now it just makes me think it was her repeating some shit he said to either scare her or brag about how strong he is. Either way his behavior is unhinged and the last thing he needs to be on is steroids when he already has a long history of violent outbursts and a possible bipolar diagnoses. Really hope he never has an outburst around the kid, especially given his previous comments about how he believes in physically punishing children.

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It’s less chibi but it reminds me of these cheesy 90s porcelain faces that people had on their walls

No. 1834153

Well if he is taking them he get shunrken dick and balls and it ruins your sex drive causing permanent erectile dysfunction with added paranoia depression and anxiety the steroid 'feel good' only lasts a short time.

No. 1834155

$400 for an avatar that he only used for a few videos/streams before retiring it. The man is terrible with money.

No. 1834157

Omg how did it get even worst! At least the baby face one is viewer friendly. That new one ugly as shit I never seen such a bad design I can see he going for the knock of joker vibes. Funny thing is he probably would been better of keeping the scammer one. I Wonder how much this new one cost? I bet it take him a week before he goes back to baby face one.
I noticed with the baby face one he been cheerful and almost cutesy talking in a way I can almost bet with the new avatar he start talking like the joker or being creepy having a full personality change.

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kek. We need a vtube version of a "steal his look" meme.

He acknowledges the psychological effects, but said he "isn't worried" about any of the physical ones in the video clip. He seems pretty well versed on how to use them and how they might affect him, but it really just feels like he's trying to convince people it's totally okay for him to be shooting this shit up for vanity muscles. Hopefully his balls shrink to the point he won't make the mistake of getting kat pregnant.

He claims to have made the new one himself, but did credit Maz for the face work on stream. I think he's just swiping assets and mashing them all together into this new abomination.

No. 1834169

I have a Joan Crawford/Mommy Dearest one lol

No. 1834183

alog but this bullshit is making me wish I was a big man so I could test his supposed extreme strength. My guess is anyone male over 5'5 would knock him out within 4 minutes. That man does not look strong in the least, tard rage doesn't count as strength either. He thinks he's so big and strong when he has (checks notes) demure women and small children around, try that with literally any man with real muscles. So delusional. Have we seen much of his house recently? Who's to bet he's still smashing stuff and punching walls like Kaya said he was when they lived together?

No. 1834195


This is really worrying. He says when he’s on about cycles that you look really good when on steroids and that ‘everyone respects you’ he is OBSESSED with respect.

Total tinfoil but I think he’s started to confuse respect with fear, he’s tried money, he’s tried fame and none of them have garnered the respect he thinks he deserves so now he wants people to be afraid of him, if they’re afraid of him, they’ll do what he asks and if they do what he asks, then they must respect him.

The idea of Fake, on steroids, with his well documented anger issues, with a child in the house is absolutely terrifying.

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No. 1834240

JFC what an absolute sack of shit. I pray that Kat doesn't let him strike her child… this dude needs to be sedated, kept away from children and animals.

No. 1834251


Video won’t play for me. Can anyone clue me in?

No. 1834278

It's an old video where Jake says that children should be hit/physically punished

No. 1834316


Thanks anon. The idea of that man being on steroids around a kid who is arguably at the most annoying age (he’s like what 3 going in 4 now? toddlers can be absolutely feral and they give zero shits about it) is really concerning. He can’t keep his temper around a games controller, how’s he going to hold it together when the kid is dancing on his last nerve and he’s all roided up?

No. 1834338

>Total tinfoil but I think he’s started to confuse respect with fear

In >>1834220 he says he respects adults because they could hit him for being an asshole, so it follows kids will respect you if they know you'll hit them, which means he's equated fear with respect for a while. Also implies he doesn't respect people if they can't beat him up. Playground bully Andrew Tate ass mentality. Reposted this bc it turns out the video I was trying to remember him saying this in was posted to the thread kek.

No. 1834360

His logic is really hilarious in essentially says
In response to being asked what’s frowned upon that you wish wasn’t
>we should physically educate our children
>you slap dogs when they do something bad, why not children?
>if I do something bad as an adult people will hit me, so again why not children
>makes a slap noise then imitates a child crying
Dean it’s time to get full custody brother

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He tries so hard to claim things like this are a joke. Lately he keeps talking about how "nobody gets his jokes". Like no, what you're saying just isn't funny dude. Or maybe what you said didn't go over well so you have to play it off as a joke. He must believe people are seriously dumb not to notice his true feelings behind all the misogynistic and violent "jokes".

No. 1834386


If I was Kat I’d be concerned about Dean going for primary carer, he’d have a good case. She’s shacked up with a fella who has a history of anger issues, a potential bi polar diagnosis, has talked about ‘physically educating’ children as a means of punishment and is now talking publicly about potentially misusing steroids. Sadly though I think she is exactly the sort of pick me who would ignore all of that. Hopefully Dean isn’t a dead beat.

No. 1834392

The thing is the only way this could even remotely be a joke is if he gave off the opposite kind of vibe but the man is so incredibly negative, violent, angry and toxic that it is fully 100% believable that he means it when he says that kind of heinous shit. I look at Jake and I see his content and I think " yeah,that does seem like a guy with a hair trigger temper who would be fully comfortable striking a child" he doesn't exactly scream stable home environment.

No. 1834422

In the stream with all the steroid talk, Jake goes on and on about how he felt he needed to get in shape for their vacation because Kat is "so hot". He also said she was super into him getting bulky, so it's likely she's more focused on appearances than his actual health, much like he is. She's been shown to be a social climber who targets "successful" men, so as long as things look good on the outside and she doesn't have another dude lined up already, she's sticking this one out. Right now she's only working part time, living in his house, using the gym in his "personal studio", etc. so it still seems glitzy for people on the outside looking in. I genuinely believe that once Jake does go completely broke we're going to be seeing a change of heart from her, though it would be hilarious to see her stay by his side as a Tesco employee. kek

No. 1834433

>it ruins your sex drive
Maybe that explains why he's choosing to spend 6 nights a week alone in VRland rather than at home with his trophy OF whore and her cunt dropping or plastering his body all over the internet.

No. 1834450

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Jake has a new sugar mommy. Anyone know who this Clair Niven is? She has been dropping thousands per stream and isn't even a snacc, no green name. Just some total rando with money dropping it for no reason. Kek, retards shouldn't be allowed to be rich. She should research who she's supporting. They need someone to manage their funds, because if you have that much money and you had half a brain cell, you'd realize there are a lot more righteous and intelligent places to put your money. Jake would never ever dream of donating someone $50, unless they groveled with thank yous on return. Remember when he did that "donating $100 to random streamers" video and he didn't get a the thank you reaction he thought he deserved? He ended up talking massive shit about how unthankful that guy was for his $100.

No. 1834455

I know it's an old strategy to self donate for content creators in the past (especially for camgirls) to help drum up donations and get better numbers. I wonder if that's the situation here at all, definitely seems off and I've never recalled a Clair around before. kek at "please keep your clothes on" though.

No. 1834482

yes, Kaya confirmed this in her response video where she said he'd get angry about his height like at least once a week and say people don't "respect" him because of it. it's not like he was even around that many people to be complaining about relationships lacking respect, and it's not like they'd pat him on the head like a child when he did interact with people.
what does he think respect means? I think you are right, he wants people to cower in fear. when he went out in his faux goth attire they probably stared at him for looking ridiculous. now with his ugly face, neck, and head tats he looks like unstable white trash who got the shitty tats in prison. that's not a "cool" thing either, Jake, as those who spend time in jail were stupid enough to get caught.

No. 1834538

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Yeah this "Clair" person is definitely just some troll account. Probably Skat from the other room.

No. 1834588

Is there a way to fake donations? I can't imagine someone paying $500 just to shitpost, definitely seems sus

No. 1834665

I saw part of the stream. Jake’s reactions seemed genuine, honestly. Tinfoil, but part of me wonders if Kat might be ‘donating’ her own money back to him without him knowing in order to keep him going. I imagine the loss of income was probably making things tense at home, so making him think he has a mysterious sugar mama might be a manipulation tactic on her part to smooth things out. Again, pure tinfoil.

No. 1834675

Ladyallura was donating so many subs that twitch had to pull from random people not even watching. I had randomly checked his twitch channel days earlier when he was offline, but when she gifted subs during that stream I was apparently gifted one. I went in to my settings and removed my benefits for it. No way in hell I want my account associated with that fuckwad. Wonder how many of his subs are random people who aren't even fans of his, because of this.

No. 1834699

This actually happened to me too. I was gifted a sub on YouTube during a stream while I wasn't watching. I only realized it happened because I was emailed about it.

No. 1834704

He was reading all the names out live, too. Bitch don't say my name, I never consented to being associated with you. Ugh. I had to look up if its possible to reject a gifted sub.

No. 1834710

File: 1685073837931.jpg (193.89 KB, 3464x1155, annoying.jpg)

well the horrible spelling and aversion to cussing certainly reads as Kat kek, that would be some crazy tinfoil though

No. 1834753

File: 1685078174520.jpg (129.02 KB, 388x425, 7NAyu4m.jpg)

That would have been premium dairy but sadly it looks like she's a real person. I found her channel pretty easily - she's got an overweight German Sheppard and she is subbed to Kaya as well.
She types like a fucking 10 year old - no wonder she watches Jake.

No. 1834771

File: 1685079730181.gif (4.15 MB, 350x350, 5390EF7F-3261-4BBD-919E-DC0E13…)

Wait she paid him 500$ to keep his clothes on?

No. 1834784

Donates to tell jake to keep his clothes On LOL

No. 1834812


The huge donation and the way she was trolling in Jake's chat makes me think this is pretty Sus, there's something fucky going on with Claire. Maybe something like an old account that's been hacked or someone pretending to be this person maliciously to rack up debt in donations- all of which is more believable than someone genuinely dropping 500 on Jake Munro in this economy

No. 1834813

Yea I was wondering if she/whoever did the donation and then disputed it with their credit card company or sth to get it back. That it’s Kat is rather unlikely. She’d probably post something along the lines of “shots!” Or “daddy!” kek

No. 1834859


Also I feel like Claire's writing is still a lot better and clearer than Kat's. Kat gives off genuinely dyslexic vibes, Claire just seems clumsy

No. 1834895

Claire and Kat are cut from the same cloth - the alternative version of an aging Live~ Laugh~ Love girl.
However Claire seems a bit…simple. She's dumber than Kat. She keeps talking about literal shit and her request for Jake to keep his clothes on seems to come from a place of genuine innocence rather than sassiness.

No. 1834922

File: 1685106350600.jpg (11.25 KB, 633x506, PphDS35.jpg)

I checked Fake's Patreon before and he took down his 'goals'. He must have realised his dreams of Patron funded travel and touring are dead in the water so it's pathetic to keep them up. Also, it was easy to guess how much he was making on Patreon by looking at his ever decreasing goal percentages (this is what helped the Graphtreon algorithm guess his earnings accurately). I think we can confidently say his first goal was $1000 (he's too full of himself to have a goal with three digits) which means that when he was at his lowest percentage (74%) he was making roughly $660 including tax (if my math is mathing). His patrons will take another hit as the new month rolls over. He's really putting all his eggs into the Twitch basket but there's no stability there.

No. 1834924

File: 1685106612843.jpg (269.94 KB, 3464x1949, Shit Saga.jpg)

>she's got an overweight German Sheppard
So her dog got fat and sick from being fed her shit and died. Truly an incredible story of setup, confrontation, and resolution. Jake's newest sugar mommy, everyone.

No. 1834954

Christ what a disgusting human being. Is this her idea of funny?
I found her pics on social media (through her husband's FB as she very freshly deleted her account) - she looks a rough late 30s and she's married to some dude who looks 60. I think we found out where the cash is coming from - some leathery old sleazebag who'll give his princess whatever she wants as long as she continues to touch his penis.
Jake must be over the moon that he got on the radar of a cashed up and dangerously bored simpleton.

No. 1834976

File: 1685116286011.jpg (462.13 KB, 1315x382, Vr3Ew55.jpg)

The new avatar reveal. It looks like a snake with a comb over.

No. 1834984

Continuing your tinfoil, is that why she sent him a card congratulating his streaming success, even though his meagre success has been dwindling ever since the breakup?

No. 1835030


Jesus wept It’s worse than the memoji one!

No. 1835058

File: 1685124191641.jpg (221.44 KB, 476x385, 0Tt10uI.jpg)

Forgot to post this before - the FB pics match the profile pic, heavy shooping and all. The Youtube account she donated from is active, she just changed her pfp and channel art today. I'm doubtful someone hijacked her account, I think she's just an unhappily married outsider who's desperate for attention and excitement and happened to come across Baby head Munro. She's not even thirsting for him like the other senior snaccs - she's just an attention/novetly seeker more than anything.

No. 1835070

lmao. Every version of this thing looks worse. I forgot the price of each one but how much money has he spend now on this shit?

No. 1835161

I kinda feel sorry for her. I wish she’d rather spend the money for herself that fake snake with a comb over

No. 1835166

Donald Trump going through his emo phase.

No. 1835181

File: 1685134817319.jpg (180.79 KB, 1080x1508, 20230526_140011.jpg)

And just like that, it's gone. What should we make our puppet do next, nonnies? How about delete all your pics with John. He hates your guts, dude.

No. 1835183

He can delete his whole account

No. 1835194

KEK called it, he is so obsessed with this place. I wonder how much time he spends each day scrolling and trolling lolcow.

No. 1835202

Hate to burst this tinfoil, but he just posted on Instagram. He does that edgy "always at 666" thing. If there was only one photo of Kaya left on his wall, makes sense he'd delete it before anything else. He's been doing this since the breakup, most likely.

No. 1835244

File: 1685141685586.jpg (44.79 KB, 1080x525, Instagram.jpg)

Except he's continously let it drop below 666 the past year or so. It's pretty obvious he watches here and even heeds some of our "advice".

No. 1835277

Yeah it's hardly tinfoil at this point. There have been consistent examples of us pointing something out or making fun of something and then it disappearing almost immediately. He values our opinions very much, kek.

No. 1835300

Probably because we are a larger and more active audience than his meager handful of snaccs

No. 1835543

File: 1685192914152.jpg (203.44 KB, 1080x1794, body check.jpg)

she types like a fucking boomer. and that anorexic body checking pose kek.

No. 1835546

she's got real chunky arms for an anorexic kek

No. 1835554

That’s what i was thinking Kek she needs to do some pilates at least

No. 1835577

File: 1685199420636.jpg (253.19 KB, 1077x1919, jakekatwedding.jpg)

It's even more obvious on the side that she doesn't have any tattoos on too. You'd think she'd have at least a little muscle tone from doing pole as her fitness routine or carrying her toddler kid around. It's honestly pretty weird at her weight.

No. 1835584

File: 1685200092869.jpg (383.72 KB, 1080x1921, wedding.jpg)

Bonus pic from the wedding they attended. Jake's lil gut and kat's underbite on full display.

No. 1835599

File: 1685202758603.jpg (266.01 KB, 1200x1500, Creepy.jpg)

Jake has been following a bunch of weird hypersexualized vtubers/anime girl content creators. Considering his insane body standards, fake things like this are probably what turns him on. Moids are so sexually retarded kek. No wonder he spends so much time in VR, he's probably watching straight up hentai. There's a pretty big market for that considering most VR users are fail males.

No. 1835614

kekkkk wtf? i'm bigger than her and have smaller arms. maybe she's just an odd one who carries their weight on the upper arms lol

and can someone tell me what the actual hell that face is meant to be on her arm?? it looks like a retarded knuckles (Sonic)

No. 1835665

Good grief, it's wild seeing the changing porn trends of the 2010s.
It's weird he'd follow a dommi-mommy with huge, pendulous breasts on Twitter when that's the opposite of what he's attracted to in real life. I guess it's not too dissimilar to when women get off to himbo anime beef cakes but date skinny guys with gamer boy arms in real life. The difference is that men are much more likely to go full coomer-brained on this shit and let it ruin their romantic/sex life.
Jake's been watching hentai for a long time now - he would repost a lot of shit he was into on his Tumblr (wish I screenshotted) and I'm pretty sure at one point he spoke about how hentai was enough to satisfy his sexual needs so he didn't need as much physical action.
I guess it's not really surprising why someone like him was drawn to VR in the first place…

No. 1835675

>and can someone tell me what the actual hell that face is meant to be
I see some kind of clown with a rose as hair but my brain recognizes his nose as his mouth kek idk know nona

No. 1835682

please let this be a thing, this would be absolutely hilarious! how fucking ironic that he has to eat his words…

jfc nonnie, that's pure nightmare fuel right there. it looks like a 14 year old emo got their hands on photoshop and vroid studio kek

wait, he thinks we slap dogs when they do something bad? no the fuck you don't??? that's animal abuse, my dude. he can't even be trusted around animals, much less children. jesus christ.

massive fucking kek at someone donating $500 just to tell him to keep his clothes on!

No. 1835709

maybe he is getting into steroids and supplements for her use as well kek. she has muscle development from pole, but is likely bloated from all the drinking and KFC and kids snacks. it's only a matter of time before she starts wearing permanent sweaters things and shrugs like Kaya to hide her arms once Jake stops aggrandizing her hotness and starts being competitive about looking thinner.

No. 1835727

Lmao that picture and their pose look like a poster of a spinoff of the TV show Buffy vampire slayer or something. Embarrassing

No. 1835844

>It's weird he'd follow a dommi-mommy with huge, pendulous breasts on Twitter when that's the opposite of what he's attracted to in real life
My tinfoil is that he only said he doesn't like bigger breasts is because Kat has small ones. Kind of like how when he was with Kaya, he would reassure her that the "daddy" shit was just a joke. But now he's openly into DDLG.

No. 1835855

who the fuck wears a leather jacket as a main part of their outfit to a wedding where everyone else is clearly dressed really smart?! Even Kat managed a smart dress (can’t tell well enough from the photo but it looks more appropriate than what stumpy is wearing)

You can clearly see another guest there wearing a waistcoat and shirt, but Fake is clearly to eDgY to dress smartly for a wedding

No. 1835880

allegedly he also said he prefers dumber women in a stream! bc kat is dumb as rocks. when he was with kaya he was like "I find intelligence sexy!" and that's when he was actually doing well on social media because many thought he was a stand up guy who valued women for the "inside" stuff, too.
most men never admit they like dumb women, they'll use euphemisms like young, naive, ingenue, "soft" or "submissive" etc. but kat is older than he is so she has no excuse due to age lol
also his obsession with the nurse from silent hill, it's not like it's a flat chested character. and kaya I remember reviewed some kind of bra to make her boobs look bigger, she wanted bigger ones, and would say at least with weight gain she had boobs now. and he teased her for not having any "bounce" the way big boobs have.
he is such a lying liar with his supposed new interest in "mature women" who happen to be stupid, and not have any boobs and no curves except for in their bingo arms.
Jake, Kat isn't a "hot trophy gf" she is too average to even be "washed up," and makes you look desperate and it's why your career tanked. you should have been a single fella, not a home wrecking douchebag, and your life and appearance of a life would have been better, too!
it's amazing how he screwed himself over in every angle. kek!

No. 1835901

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Between all the poop comments, she said this out of nowhere. Maybe her husband gambles and she's throwing money away to get back at him lol.

No. 1835937

"Somewhere productive" pfffffffff

No. 1835963

They’re probably in deep depth when he gambles and she throws money at fake to keep his pants up

No. 1835992

When was kaya intelligent?

No. 1835998

You're missing the point. The point is that he has been known to totally change his personality/opinions based on who he's dating and what he thinks she wants to hear. Weird how that's all you have to say to that whole paragraph though.

No. 1836000

Ignore her. She's intentionally missing the point and focusing on kaya in order to derail

No. 1836005

Kek cannot unsee this. Dat lighting.
Standing next to doughy Jake makes her cheekbones and defined jaw look much more masculine so she'd probably have to play Spike.
>Most men never admit they like dumb women, they'll use euphemisms like young, naive, ingenue, "soft" or "submissive" etc.
Absolutely, they secretly value the shallow stuff like looks, being super agreeable and lack of experience more than they want to admit. Kat is already in her mid-30s meaning she's already gone through her major growth and changes so, unlike an 18 year old, her personality is fixed at this point. A 35 year old who is mentally and emotionally stuck in her early 20s (when she peaked in life) is probably Jake's perfect woman then.
He's become a lot more mask off since the exodus of most his younger snaccs so I'm not surprised he finally admitted he desires dumb women on stream.
Some nonny noticed he only praises Kat for her 'hotness' and body and it's dead accurate. He did call her the "most accomplished woman I know" in IG stories once…but that seemed like a dig at Kaya more than anything. I laughed when he called Kat his 'best friend' in a recent vlog…Of course she is, she's your only friend!

No. 1836014

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Surprised no one mentioned this he talks about his a fury now and dragon dildos, collars and him twerking uwu and showing of his thick body ‘mount me’

ugh I can see where this is going

How long until he chooses a fury avatar and hyper sexualises it

No. 1836016

He really should have waited to do his "vtuber debut" until he was sure about the avatar he wanted to use. He familiarized people with the old bobble head daddy dumpy one but then got so self conscious about the comments regarding the baby head and big ass that he quickly threw together an even shittier one that is a total eye sore and hardly works. He was not ready.

No. 1836023

At 2.24 he said I would love to do vtubeing but I got nothing to hide i don’t need vtubing I already look like a anime boy. Ironic as he now hiding behind an avatar with a baby face.

No. 1836033

File: 1685269321139.jpg (89.58 KB, 2220x732, animepfp.jpg)

That reminds me of his classic "anime pfp" burn he attempted at a hater. I made some revisions to it.

No. 1836035

I assume he's just fucking about with different avatars ( I would rather stick pins in my eyes than check for myself) otherwise the only other logical explanation is it's yet another market he's trying to break out into, people online do talk about how furries are a lucrative online demographic

No. 1836038

File: 1685270802628.jpg (370.75 KB, 2032x474, rW0tkIO.jpg)

Nonnas, the new sleep paralysis avatar was live on Twitch 14 hrs ago. Head over to JakeTwitchStreams if you want to see it in motion (if you don't plan on sleeping tonight…), I grabbed some caps before.

No. 1836043

he looks like he as tits in the side view kek, accurate

No. 1836047

File: 1685272702607.jpg (361.99 KB, 1684x608, 0M4hyOE.jpg)

Kek at the fake freckles and blackened teeth that make him look toothless. He's made some weird aesthetic choices and now the avatar looks off - it's reminds me of a k-pop idol who's had too much plastic surgery. I guess it's an improvement on the last model?
He said he's added some updates to the design that we'll see next time - he has new hair, clipping issues with his clothes have been fixed and he will be able to emote more (right now his eyes are a bit emotionless).

No. 1836061

Lets be honest Jake is just a shitty “model”. Everything that’s gonna be based on his “design” is going to look like trash. The face paint, the body, tattoos all crap. He needs to start from square one and make up something completely different.

No. 1836106

its amazing how everything he does is below par or complete dogshit yet always expects validation.
>A 35 year old who is mentally and emotionally stuck in her early 20s (when she peaked in life) is probably Jake's perfect woman then.
Because thats where he is now, and will remain 10. 20 years from now.

No. 1836187

File: 1685299133182.jpg (300.37 KB, 1080x1882, Emo Alice.jpg)

This is so fucking ugly and cringe. Her work and aesthetic is embarrassing.

No. 1836191

File: 1685300079668.jpg (1 MB, 2727x1234, GxcgjXh.jpg)

While searching for Jake's old tumblr I stumbled across the Sim's porn account by accident and noticed some things (before anyone gets mad I'm not the anon you think I am). I wasn't around for the MAG days so I didn't realise they made sex avatars in their own image (among a virtual gothic polycule).
It's hardly shocking that Jake gave himself a swimmer's build, brooding model face and blonde hair a la 2013 Jake (the placement of the piercings was the only way I knew who it was based on) - I guess he's been virtually living out his ectomorph, pretty boy dreams for a long time. I can see a resemblance with the VR avatar - a super femme face with dainty features and a slim body. However even after revisions his current avatar still looks like a soulless masquerade mask which is particularly jarring in his shadowy Silent Hill world - it desperately needs some shading and dimension like the other avatars.

No. 1836208

The picture is dumb but she inked it well imo

No. 1836213

Also not THAT anon, but that wasn't a sim of Jake. That was just one of the characters they made for that specific project, who unfortunately looks a little Jake like. Kaya had actual sims she made of her and Jake that she played on MAG and they looked different, though I can see why you'd think those two sims in the front would be them. If they were meant to resemble them, resemblance was as far as it went, since they made up personalities and little bios and such for those sims apparently.

No. 1836217

I wouldn't even say she inked it well. The lines are so blocky and thick, which is an easy way that tattoo artists hide their shaky lines and inability to do detail. The color looks like she took a fill tool on photoshop and haphazardly filled in the empty spaces with one color. The shading makes absolutely no sense, doing an ombre within the color is also an easy way to trick the eye into thinking there's more dimension. I've seen doodles by an 8 year olds that look better than this. It looks like a pile of shit.

No. 1836223

File: 1685303620223.jpg (581.45 KB, 3345x2271, die88wt.jpg)

How is that emo? That's hipster Alice.
She should do the Elsa designed after her next. Aliexpress Alt Elsa.

No. 1836248


Thick lines are the best in tattoos, they hold much longer and less likely to bleed. You don't know what you are talking about.

No. 1836251

You're being very generous comparing it to a k-pop star who did too much plastic surgery.
Or maybe it shows how old I am because all I see with this new avatar is Jeff the killer from the classic Creepypasta stories kek

No. 1836299

File: 1685309597414.jpg (23.82 KB, 1080x251, Screenshot_20230528-143401_You…)

Clair is back and donating $2k+. She needs a financial caretaker.

No. 1836347


omg kek at the side view. his avatar has bigger tits than most girls i know. his avatar really does highlight all of his insecurities, and the way he's overcompensating for it kek

how does he think that the most recent model is an upgrade? it's straight up terrifying. i would take baby face model over nightmare fuel model at this point, honestly

No. 1836349

If he's actively aware of other vtubers and how their avatars look, why and how does he think his goofy avatars are any good? Or maybe, cos he only follows them for the 3d boobs, he thinks it's just about making it look hot, and clearly he thinks dumpy joker is a hot look on him.

No. 1836355

LMAO he is delusional like Jude bishop, who also thinks she looks like a "real life anime girl." WTF. they were each other's true match.

No. 1836358

Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about, that's just what a tattoo artist told me once about really chunky lines. Maybe they were saying that to try and make other artists look bad or something, idk. But I still stand by my opinion on colors and shading.

No. 1836385

wow is Jake ready for his sugar mama era? he is out of money, and current mama brings no sugar. you can't pay the bills with "love" and "friendship." imagine the money she'd give to an actual boyfriend, chaching! first class plane tickets to the USA!

No. 1836446

Uhm, no. Look closely.
The linework is wonky af. Look at that poor eye, the hat, and the tattoos – those are especially bad. However the linework is executed poorly overall, in its entirety. She couldn’t even manage to do the thicker lines properly. It’s as if she was drunk while doing this.
Then, the Nonna in >>1836217 is absolutely right – the shading, the light / shadow makes absolutely no sense. Aka executed with error.
And lastly, the figure is disproportional as per usual. And fair enough, it’s a cartoon, cartoons can be intentionally disproportioned. But if you look closely, you’ll see that this is not the case – it’s not a conscious design choice, but an obvious error, lack of skill and knowledge.
At this point, I don’t understand how she even gets clients still.

No. 1836451

I’m sorry, but this is straight up degeneracy.
Also, if he honestly thinks that this is a "job" or a career prospect that’s gonna rake him money in, he’s clearly retarded, royally.

No. 1836490

File: 1685334999386.jpg (637.95 KB, 3464x2309, fake artist.jpg)

This edit has been around for like a decade. So she adds a hat and glasses and calls it good. She fucking BUTCHERED the tattoos from the original too. How does she manage to take already horrible existing art, and then make it even worse?

No. 1836493

File: 1685335288642.jpg (728.14 KB, 3464x3464, yikes.jpg)

Kat, retire.

No. 1836505

>the anisa jomha white power elbow spider web tattoo
I know Kat's just copying from the original drawing but damn

No. 1836612

its ok. not decent, not great, just ok. while thicker lines do hold longer, when you compare it to the edit its clear she did that to hide janky lines, which is clear with the hat and details. how shes drew alice's glasses make no sense perspective-wise. and as stated she failed miserably with alice's tattoos because when you compare it to the edit she opted not to do the smaller ones and details because she knew she would fuck up. the shading looks incomplete and what is that grey thing on alice's arm?
overall i give it a 5/10 at best, but depending how much she charged for it, 3/10.

No. 1836674

>>1836612 that grey thing is probably part of another tattoo

No. 1836970

The longer I look at it, the more I see Alice's hair coming over her shoulders as bruised ballsacks in Kats rip-off.

No. 1837303

File: 1685422192962.jpg (128.04 KB, 1080x811, 654fti_YouTube.jpg)

So he made an entire video out of getting huge donations? I don't know what sort of person would want to watch a man be donated $2k+ for 4 hours of playing literal videogames and dancing around like a retarded cartoon. I haven't watched the video, but if I'm adding this up correctly he has made more than $10k in less than a week for 4 hour work days. Meanwhile most of his viewers are breaking their backs with normal jobs, longer hours and less pay. I can't imagine it doesn't sicken some people. Seems like a weird thing to make content out of.

No. 1837314

Honestly something doesn't really add up with the sudden influx of all these massive donations again after he was only making maybe $50 a stream for quite a while there. His sub count is still tanking, his views aren't up either? Something smells awfully fishy here and it definitely feels like he's trying to inflate how much he's being donated to get more attention on himself in hopes it gets even more donations? Twitch does "hyped trains" so self donating would definitely be beneficial to him.

No. 1837331

>he has been known to totally change his personality/opinions based on who he's dating and what he thinks she wants to hear
Slightly off topic but going back to this. On a stream someone suggested that he do a Smash or Pass, he said no and that everyone would be a pass because Kat is the only girl he would ever want to fuck. Such a weird stance for sex pest Jake, who's constantly sexualizing EVERY female character he comes across. Especially bc everyone knows those Smash or Pass challenges are purely hypothetical and for jokes. I think Kat must be extremely insecure for Jake to be needing to reassure his "I'm taken" stance to an extreme degree. Like ladies, come on. We all know that any man who says there's nobody in the world he'd like to smash other than his girlfriend either has zero sex drive or is fucking LYING. Kat has to be legitimately retarded to believe all of his sweet little lies. But I'm starting to think that considering Kat's insecurities, she probably looks for the unrealistic Disney-like romance where a man only has eyes for her, sweeps her off her feet, and could NEVER possibly do her wrong. But she knows deep down that money-hungry hentai-horny serial-cheater Jake isn't that, so she needs this constant reassurance that she's "so hot and perfect and he could never possibly have a boner for any other woman". The facade is honestly so funny and interesting to behold.

No. 1837354

Not wanting to do smash or pass when you’re in a relationship is actually a green flag?

No. 1837358

Meanwhile he still talks about wanting to fuck Midna and Harley Quinn while streaming and follows a bunch of porny Vtubers, weird. He's just trying to rebuild his image from cheater to couple goals again and putting on an act. Don't be fuckin naive.

No. 1837403

I’m not naive. Just pointing out that its not a bad thing and probably not really milk? I get he’s vitue signaling but the anon made it sound like he should be doing the smash or pass?

No. 1837408

It's being pointed out in depth the way he's two-faced when it comes to pretending he only has eyes for Kat when anyone who is familiar with Jake at all knows that he's a porn brained coomer and that it's just not true and never will be. You are naive, because you see a man's lies and facade as a "green flag".

No. 1837419

associating the words green flag with Jake Munro at all is a red flag in itself

No. 1837598

File: 1685472912691.jpg (Spoiler Image, 545.86 KB, 862x608, a65thRQ.jpg)

Summary of video
>Reveals new avatar and points out that his butt is normal sized now, it's taken 40 hours of work and still needs more tinkering–says he realised he has to make his own facial expression animations
>The avalanche of gifted subs starts (there's 100 by the end of the stream)
>9 mins in – Clair’s first $500 donation
>Clair’s second $500 dono –Jake promises a 12 hr stream next week (6 hrs on YT, 6 hrs on Twitch)to honour her generosity
>The third dono comes through - Clair pays $500 to say, 'No thank u please keep your clothes on'
>He says yesterday was his first affiliate stream on Twitch, wants to become partner ASAP
>Jake positions his VR camera up high so he looks like a little kid before thanking his audience, yells 'Uppies, UPPIES!' while jumping (I think he was trying to convey humility…but it’s weird), says Kat is working out downstairs
>“Other streamers get jaded with $100, but me? I just do this because I love it. (Camera zooms into his face) I don’t do donation goals or say ‘hey, give me money’. I’ve streamed for free a looot!”
>Less than an hour in and he gets his fourth $500 dono from Clair (she makes multiple accounts to donate these huge sums)
>He says his avatar was made from assets and he had to learn Blender and Unity to put it together, he credits Maz for drawing his hair, tattoos and makeup
>Wants to be able to change his look with the click of a button (just like Filian!!!) in order to play dress-ups in clothes and makeup from his old music videos
>Someone called ‘Bob Your uncle’ donates $200, Jake nervously laughs when he realises 'Uncky Bob might be Clair…’
>Tries to play 2 games but fails as they are both multiplayer, tries to do a comedy bit making light of his friendlessness and ends up looking pathetic
>Finally finds a solo horror game called The Smile Room

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$2200 from one person…through 5 accounts…during one stream…
I've only seen this kind of simping from men - Clair is an anomaly. Enjoy it while it lasts Stumpy, although I'd be nervous if the bulk of my earnings came from one chatter.
Clair is going through mania and/or was born or married into wealth. Once she moves on to her next hyper-fixation Jake's fucked.

No. 1837665

You think Clair is another obsessed troon lol

No. 1837753

he's trying to become a Wife-Guy again (he was like a G rated sexless Wife-Guy with kaya, inseparable, referenced her, no flirty references to anyone else other than his fan base, HATED e-girls, etc.) and it's always the Wife-Guy who is having a torrid love affair with someone else.
LOL @ "no one else I'd ever want to f*ck" if Belle Delphine or any of the hot 22 yr old E-thots he pretended to make fun of invited him to their bedroom he would be there to check out their ahegaos in real life. this guy is porn sick and nasty. no way he going to be together forever with approaching middle age Miss Skat when he found her by cheating on his 10 yr old relationship.
he is insecure and capable of doing anything to feel better. he thinks 31 is over the hill, see who he cheats with when he's 40 to prove he's still got it. I can understand why he'd reassure Kat so often, as she knows she can lose him how she found him. remember how his mod was like "we need to respect he is in a relationship" when someone tried to meow at him or something in the chat? lol

No. 1837765

clair… go shopping… take a vacation… buy some jewelry. donate to the millions of actual worthy causes out there. why are you giving all your money to a scumbag like Jake? he does not appreciate you. he'll just start complaining when he doesnt get money. he feels entitled to make this every time for minimal effort. get yourself a real sugar boy who is actually cute.

No. 1837835


I truly dont think this is real. He JUST SO HAPPENS to get someone willing to drop $2k on him right when he's trying to become a D-Tier Vtuber? This is a stunt to try and jumpstart his career.
He gets to brag about making a bunch of money at the same time no one will be 'mad' because 'wow look at this loser hater wasting their money' if it was a fan people would be more judgemental and even the 'digs' are such soft punches only a 12 year old would be upset.

Why else would they be sending such high amounts and making separate accounts to keep sending them? It really makes no sense.

No. 1837929

Jake may just be lucky that this woman is getting revenge on her gambling husband with these donations. Based on anon's research upthread she's real (kinda reminds me of Trisha Paytas in both appearance and behaviour)
Cut forward one month when her husband checks his credit card statements and reverses all the charges, hope Jake isn't spending that money yet

No. 1837963

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Do you guys want to see something sad?
Amy Lee tried to celebrate a milestone (happy 3yrs and 2 months I guess?) and have a moment with Jake but was ignored when Mumma Clair started waving money around.
She paid $10 to repost the same message before she finally got some acknowledgment from him. I know it's sad that a 50+ yr old woman wants to draw attention to a 38 month sub milestone but it clearly means something to her: she's Jake's most loyal snacc and watching his streams and supporting him probably gives her the purpose and sense of community she's missing IRL.

No. 1837973

There is something weirdly sad about seeing his most loyal snaccs give him a percentage of their income. That's not even the first time Amy's messages have been ignored and she tries to repeat them. I think that Amy probably annoys Jake deep down and he tries not to let that show. He has no problem shitting on snaccs who don't give him donations but he has to walk on eggshells with Amy and Lady Allura, can't risk losing his biggest supporters/mods. No doubt he looks down on them though.

No. 1837988

Something is definitely off about the whole thing. Why would she even need to make five separate accounts to keep donating? Why haven't we've seen this Clare person before? Something isn't right.

She's one of his most dedicated mods too outside of Maz and Aiden's weirdly obsessed selves.

No. 1838028

> I don’t do donation goals or say ‘hey, give me money’
He can’t really survive a stream without throwing an indirect passive-aggressive jab at Kaya, now can he? Move on.

To me, this seems rather odd too. Some never-before-seen woman appears out of thin air and suddenly throws all this money at him, creates multiple accounts, writes up some gibberish etc. That’s not how things usually work.
And she’s allegedly thirsting over what? A poorly done Emily Boo lookalike cartoon? It’s not even him in the stream, it makes no sense.
Also, I apologise, but judging by the photos >>1835058 she doesn’t come off as a person who can afford dropping 2,2k on a random stream. Even as a form of revenge.

This seems staged. How did the Nonnas find her accounts? Were they linked? How do we know it was actually her and not someone (Fake) posing as her?

No. 1838032

The weird thing is she isn't even thirsting, she's usually fairly aggressively telling him to stop being weird like when he was asking for "uppies" or to "keep his clothes on". Besides that she's usually just ranting about poop? Clair seems more like a troll or schizochan at best to me. Would be VERY curious to see if those donations end up contested if she is actually a real person and not some kind of bizarre sock-puppet self donation scheme.

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Not quite sure what he was trying to achieve by making a whole video dedicated to him being donated thousands of dollars (about £1776 after conversion) but it’s not improved his views any…

No. 1838111

I thought that too but the person donating saying keep your clothes on doesn't sound like jake if it was him it be constantly you look young or show us your muscles. I'm on the fence with this it's just very odd his YouTube lowest it been in years why all the donations now?

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And only 31 comments and 340 likes. I wonder what the dislikes are?

No. 1838115

Idk if this been said already but jake removed his top videos with his ex finally can no longer profit of her

No. 1838122

Took him long enough. I wonder if it was hurting him too much to see how popular that body of work used to be compared to now. His VR thumbnails look so goddamn tacky I know I wouldn't click on them in the wild

No. 1838138

He's got like 10 dislikes rn, even the haters aren't bothering to watch his garbage anymore. He's already down to 427k and still losing a steady 2k subs per month. His vtube attempt isn't going to take off no matter how much one lone insane scat fetishist donates and sockpuppets. He's basically got nothing if she suddenly disappears as quickly as she appeared or her fun money runs out. Really this whole thing is just prolonging the inevitable.

No. 1838225

Agreed nonny. I don't think that Clair girl is a real person, the pictures could have been taken from any social media site to make a fake Fb account.
I have an icky feeling that that money is not legally acquired and that somehow, the person behind "Clair" decided to throw that at a small Youtube channel inconspicuously (because the algorithms don't care for Youtube channels that are slowly losing traction) for I dunno what. But there's definitely another end goal there.

No. 1838309

Call me a terminally online terf who thinks everyone's a tranny but she (or her weight + filters) gives me a tranny vibe. Could be an old washed up HSTS who lives with his rich closeted moid whose brains has been completely fried by the drugs they consume. It would explain the sudden dropping of cash on a new hyperfixation as well as the lack of brain power behind the messages. I could imagine this being Tim Petras in a few years honestly.

No. 1838348

Yeah you’re right, it’s giving terminally online terf. Jesus Christ

No. 1838384

Oh, Kim Petras wishes he'd look like that now. She gives me the same vibes as that crazy German woman who claimed Eric Harris was his husbando an posted videos of her hugging a pillow with his face printed on. Anyway, the donations are suspicious as fuck but I do love the fact that he wouldn't even touch with a ten foot pole the women that simp for him. It says quite a lot about his audience.

No. 1838400

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As much as I want the 'Kat is Clair' conspiracy to be true there's good evidence to suggest Suga-Mama Clair is real…but I will admit I have some doubts.
I looked up 'Clair Niven' on IG and found her straight away (girl loves a duckface selfie). Her full name is on her account so I quickly found her husband: they share the same name and they follow each other. She has not made her married name public on other platforms so I blurred it out in the pic and she's not a cow so we don't need to reveal it. From there I found her husband's FB and his account is legit (he has almost 4k friends and the pfp matches his IG). I already posted the couple pics earlier and there is direct mention of Clair's name on there as well. There are clues that his wealth may come from property.
The Clair Bear Youtube account was established in 2017 and has a handful of vids. The earliest video was posted on Dec 2019 and shows a dog playing in the snow with people talking in the background, you can clearly hear someone saying Clair's name. All the other videos were posted in 2020 except for one that was posted in the last 3 weeks (some Disneyland footage). The three year break looks a bit suspicious but neglecting your personal YT channel isn't unheard of. The time she posted that video seems to line up with when she got obsessed with Jake and in the last couple of weeks she has changed her pfp multiple times - this looks like the behaviour of someone who’s very aware of their YT presence (she is probably lurking).
Searching her full name on Google pulls up a search result for a now deleted FB account where you can still see remnants of her bio where she boasts about all the international travel she's done (did she really have to go to Antarctica?). It didn't go unnoticed that she has a pic of her Benz as her channel art on Youtube – like Jake she likes to flex her wealth and be obnoxious. She’s clearly someone who doesn’t have to worry about money so maybe it’s not surprising she dropped thousands on stream?
Lol her IG pfp disproves your theory

No. 1838422

I stand corrected then, just ugly fat kek. I guess I also just couldn't imagine a woman doing this shit, felt like a moid on twitch. though i really should know better after watching onision's paypigs

No. 1838427

It's probably because Clair's head is so fucking huge or that man's head is tiny. It looks completely off.

No. 1838461

Underrated comment. Love this.
>>1837331, >>1837753
He reminds of Jake's hero Ryan Reynolds, the ultimate Wife Guy™ (with a shady past). Remember when he cheated on Scarlett after meeting Blake on the set of Green Lantern? How could you wreck your marriage over the human equivalent of unsweetened porridge? He had a long history of dating charismatic, talented and gorgeous women close to his age like Charlize and Alanis but ultimately what he really wanted was the bland, trad girl 10 years his junior. He loves the #couplegoals life and excessively praising his wife with his trademark brand-safe, Imgur humour. It's always variations on 'thanks for being the most beautiful wife and the best Mom to our kids!' (more like 'thanks for being a hot, young mombie to our 4 crotchlings and letting me project my hero Dad complex on you'). It's nauseating when these types reap the benefits of being beloved, loyal hubbies for their careers and egos and cheat in secret - opportunistic scum.
I think $499.99 may be the max amount you can donate in a single stream on Twitch (the maximum to a single creator for the week is $2000 I believe). Twitch doesn't seem to care if you make multiple accounts to work around that though.

No. 1838471

>since she isn't a cow
Is Xena the dog that supposedly died from "eating her poop" from her "sometimes I poop on the floor" story? Honestly this woman seems more of a cow than some cows who have their own dedicated threads. Shame she doesn't have more active social media outside endlessly talking about poop in Jake's streams, I bet it would be a goldmine.

As far as I can tell there is no limit on donations on Twitch, so there is really no reason she should be making all these sock puppet accounts if the donations are legitimate. I'm seeing mixed information on how much of a cut they take though it appears to be anywhere from 30-50%.

No. 1838493

Terfs don't think everyone is a tranny, you're just weird.

No. 1838512

Samefag to add that baselessly accusing women of being troons is a very TIM thing to do.

No. 1838702

Okay, that is a pretty thorough investigation, Anon. Thank you for your time! Shame though, that it does look like an actual person donating from her actual account, and not some imposter…
However, I will stand by my "wealth" argument still. Not on a single photo nor video thumbnail, which showcase their home (I presume), does it give the impression that they’re even upper middle class, nor tbh much of a middle class, simply (though I guess it also depends on where you live). They don’t look poor, but also not with all that money to spend on a single stream. And the Benz is probably just an image off of Google.

What if it’s just some mistake? Let’s say Clair had a bit of day, was drunk off her arse, or high as a kite, or just simply not quite feeling herself, and you know, that wasn’t a conscious choice? Maybe she truly did get interested in Jakey boi, but spent one too many dollars by accident, or due to being under the influence or smth? Would also explain all the nonsense she’s typed. Maybe she weren’t okay at the time being. Things happen, kek.
How do these Twitch donations work though – can they be revoked?

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Feel like I need to lighten the mood a little. Let’s enjoy Jake’s new and improved avatar, with its janked up hands, and oompa loompa legs. To keep it relevant to the Clair debate, she was mentioned in the comments. Someone was kind of demanding that she get in there and drop more money.

No. 1838774

them rubbery hands lol. why is the cut of the shirt so low, it would look so dumb irl.

No. 1838832

The third last comment talks about Clair giving him money. Is she already infamous in his stream?

No. 1838838

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>well Clair better start throwing money at him
Damn, really talking about a human like they're some sort of cash dispenser. The Gothic Ace is a regular and has been known to be retarded with money as well. Making multiple donations so that Jake can pretend that the sound jump scares him.

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He frivolously deletes comments but always makes sure to leave rare ones that diss Kaya. I hate men that refer to women as "upgrades" as if they're a shiny new computer part or something and it pits them against eachother unnecessarily.

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Notes from the May 30th Twitch VOD (sugar baby edition)
>Celebrates the 100 subs milestone on Twitch – gifted subs start stacking up during the stream (more than 150 are purchased, mostly by Clair)
>At 1 hr in he celebrates a ‘Level 10 hype train’ after Clair gets into a money-spending frenzy, the chatters go nuts
>Between 3:38:00-3:43:00 he visits ‘The Fungeon’ and adopts the Velvet Thunder fursona …things get disgusting really quickly, he talks about making an under-aged ‘pup’ dance in a cage until it dies while he fucks a pig on the bed amongst other degeneracy
>He mentions that his Velvet Thunder short on YT (edited by Aiden) was immediately restricted due to content, implies he can’t make any more clipped content with the fursona
>At 4:00:00 he checks his phone for notifications as his VR wrist screen thing was broken for the last hour, after some silence he says he has just seen the donations from Clair and Amy (more silence and staring follows). He is in genuine shock at the amount and will not say how much out loud (it might have been a direct dono via the streamlabs link – pic included), he thanks them sincerely
>He makes an emotional speech, “Today it was especially hard to leave the house, it’s been tough on Kat and I’s relationship. Don’t worry, we’re not in any trouble…but I work from 10pm to 2am and that’s mummy and daddy time you know?”…”I only finished the Youtube video at 8:30 which meant I only had half an hour to get to the studio to set up for this stream so I missed out on valuable time with Kat”

I noticed that Clair was absent from yesterday's stream - there was noticeably less activity and buzz. His success is dependent on Clair's chaotic presence and spending or else things fail to get off the ground.

No. 1838859

honestly feel like we're watching this middle aged woman have some sort of psychotic break.

No. 1838871

>complete upgrade
Ridiculously disrespectful and also false. not that we can rate Kat fairly since being a cheater, drunkard and serial tattoo tracer kinda makes it difficult to be unbiased.
Like even if she was a decent person she could have stepped in at the point Jake made Kaya live in a freezing studio during a pandemic, she just sat back and watched all that go down. Then putting her child in the household of this manbaby with serious anger issues. So yeah it's impossible to rate her fairly since her personality is dogshit but regardless, that comment should not be left public and it's very petty of him to leave it there

No. 1838876

>paying to compliment someone
making money from parasocial connections isn't new, but I feel like people should get more than a highlighted comment for their money, streaming perks are highway robbery

No. 1838881


I reckon old Jakey Boy may have got himself his first bona fide nutter! Sure the others have been a bit loopy but on the whole mostly harmless fools who are easily parted from their money, but this one, this one I think has potential to be a full on lunatic. She’s dropping thousands and it won’t be long before she starts expecting things for it. What those things will be I couldn’t tell you, ‘Queen of the snaccs’ maybe? Recognition as the official liner of Fakes pockets? She’ll want something though. This should be fun!

No. 1838886

>He makes an emotional speech, “Today it was especially hard to leave the house, it’s been tough on Kat and I’s relationship. Don’t worry, we’re not in any trouble…but I work from 10pm to 2am and that’s mummy and daddy time you know?”
Then I'm sure she'll LOVE the 12 hour stream today, kek! Nothing hot about your bf spending so much time playing VR imo. She's probably insecure at the thought of him jerking it to 3d anime girls.
Also, fucking puke at "mummy and daddy" time. He really fancies himself Isaac's father, even calling him "my/our kid" at times.

No. 1838902

Underage pup dancing until it dies??
Wtaf is this?! This is disturbing

No. 1838913

There's something so peculiar about her…
She drives a very nice car and has been to every continent on the planet…but she's got the mental age of a 16 year old on Red Bull and laughs about poop. It's obvious that the wealth doesn't come from her and it doesn't look like she comes from old money either. From the tacky displays of wealth I get nouveau riche vibes from her.
Judging by the age gap between her and Fat Hulk Hogan I think she might be a sugar baby. Initially she probably loved the status and freedom of being a childless, woman of leisure who got wined and dined by a grateful old divorcé but now she looked like a chronically bored 40 something woman with no friends or passions. Finances may never be an issue for her, but money can't buy you purpose.
I think she's going through something right now so I do feel some charitability towards her. She's only been acting unhinged for the last three weeks so maybe she'll calm down and return to her senses soon.
She wasn't too mental on the stream 2 days ago: her thoughts were much clearer and her spelling had improved. Maybe she's slowly coming down from her mania? Fundamentally she's still a stunted person. I think she has been shaped by a profound lack of discipline or responsibility which makes her seem quite childish and simple.
One day Isaac will learn about his selfish mother's cowardice and how it ruined so many lives around her. She left that relationship with zero class: threatening to slap Kaya, getting fired and being exiled from friend groups. That retard deserves everything that happened to her.
The Clair arc has been nuts nonna. She just came out of nowhere and no one knows anything about her yet she's quickly become one of the most entertaining characters in this shitshow. You can tell Jake is just as weirded out by her as we are and interacts with her carefully. There were a couple of moments where she scolded him for being sexual or childish and he quickly apologised in this meek, serious voice like a little boy- "Sorry, I didn't mean it". His whole shtick is that he's inappropriate and horny so it's funny seeing him put his tail between his legs. It's still unclear whether Clair is actually offended or whether she doesn't realise her tone makes her come off as aggressive sometimes.
He was trying so hard not to laugh as he made up this fucked up shit on the spot. How is it funny to talk about a puppy sex slave forced to dance and piss itself in a cage? He also talked about furry anal gang bangs and bathing in a bath full of cum. That's some nasty coomer shit.

No. 1838921

jake the degenerate

Now is he faking being into this fury shit or is he into? it cause that so over the top and immature about it I honestly think he into it.

And admitting it hard day in relationship the cracks are showing aye. If his work schedule is 10-2am when does he see kat and the child? Assuming she works full time and the child at playschool

No. 1839123

I thought Kat only worked part-time.
On days she is working it seems he only has a few hours with her and Isaac before he has to be at the studio at 9pm for streaming. I think Saturday is their only family day.
He's doing his 12 hour stream now if anyone is interested. His 6 hours on YT just finished and he's heading to Twitch now.

No. 1839127

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Kat is always using Aiden/other mods as some sort of third-party messenger to communicate with Jake while he streams. And then Aiden spends $2 just to relay her message? This isn't the first time that she does this. His mods are always like "Kat says hi!" however she's NEVER come to say hi herself. It's bizarre.

No. 1839128

he really feels like he can say anything ~in character~ and it’s not going to come back on him. also he makes his own ‘work schedule’ and can shut it on how ‘hard’ that is for their totally not in trouble relationship lol.

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Got some screencaps of the YT stream.
He barely got any money in the first 4 hours, mostly chump change and gifted subs here and there. The most he got was two superchats worth $20 and $10.
Eventually Clair arrived on the scene and donated $300. A mystery newcomer called 'Desertrat Gaming' showed up and gave $350 all up - this is the first time someone has out done the Queen. Desertrat has a snacc badge next to their name but I've never heard of them before. Chat suspected it was Clair undercover but they protested, 'My name is Will. Not suspiciously someone else lol lol love ya jake'.
Jake visited some really cool worlds - a Japanese palace with cherry blossoms, a fishing world with clear blue water, a realm with Eldritch horrors amongst lots of others (much better than furry sex dungeons and in-world cinemas).
Ew I hate this. of course Skat uses the public discord to try involve the snacc pacc - it must be some grifter tactic that Aiden is too dumb to see through.

No. 1839556

I haven't ever seen his twitch streams; can anyone confirm that the really weird sex shit (I know he's always been inappropriately sexual, I'm specifically referring to the VERY weird stuff being discussed in the last few days) started around the time this chick started donating? Becuase if so, I'll bet anything that this is a humilation/findom kink being acted out. She makes him humiliate himself sexually in front of an audience and he gets massive $$$ rewards for it. She's 100% communicating with him via private messages to discuss what she wants him to say. And then she disciplines him in front of his audience for being a naughty boy. Also seems like a weird coincidence that he talks about weird sex stuff that kills a puppy right around the time he gets crazy amounts of money from a woman who talks about shitting on the floor and then her dog eating it and dying. I feel like I'm going to hell just for being made aware that this situation exists. Those two are going to, like, super hell if they are in fact doing this in front of an unconsenting audience in general and one that includes minors in particular.

No. 1839570

I think you're onto something. Reminds me of that jazz metal cover band or some shit where the lead singer mysteriously pissed on a man from the audience's face out of nowhere, while he coincidentally had a gopro cam attached to his head ready for the occasion. They obviously arranged it beforehand for $$$$ because it was his specific fetish. Basically sordid goings on behind the scenes that the audience are unknowingly exposed to.
Definitely would explain the bizarre nature of his furry comments and her huge donations.
ref for random pee story: https://metro.co.uk/2021/11/15/brass-against-frontwoman-urinates-on-fan-during-concert-15602883/
>In response to people asking whether the concert-goer knew what was going to happen, the band insisted: ‘Yes. Several comments made about peeing prior to it actually happening. Invited to stage.’

No. 1839590

Considering Clair's poop fixation, maybe that's why Jake kept fucking farting during the 12 hour stream as soon as she started donating kek.

No. 1839605

I wonder if Kat is catching the ick for him yet. I know I would if my bf took up a hyperfixation in VR and anime girls. No doubt she'll push through the ick as long as he's still bringing in decent donations though.

No. 1839648

You can go to his Twitch now and watch all his VODs (previous streams), there's no paywall to access old content like there is on his Youtube. You have to put up with some ads but everything is still up there so far. Go to https://www.twitch.tv/jaketwitchstreams.
>Between 3:38:00-3:43:00 he adopts the Velvet Thunder fursona and things get disgusting really quickly…
Find 'VTUBER VARIETY MADNESS' VOD and jump ahead to the timestamp above.
I think it's unlikely that Jake is a full-on degenerate who jacks off to underage puppy vore - I know he's making a mockery of furries and the sexual depravity of the more extreme parts of the culture. It was supposed to be a gag…however I won't lie, it made me really uncomfortable when he had to mention the 'barely legal pup' being forced into sex work until it dies. It was that little detail that made him crack up the hardest (it's almost as if young women and children don't face this reality everyday). Most of his chatters love Velvet Thunder and encouraged it. I don't think Clair made any comment about it though.

No. 1839657

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Jesus she is gaunt. Her jaw/neck look like they'd snap in the wind, or by a tap from Jake. The weird face shrinking filters she uses really accentuate it. I'd tell Jake to feed/provide for his malnourished twig better, but he can't even feed himself. He constantly brings up how little he's eaten that day as if it's an accomplishment and how "skinny" dancing around in VR is going to make him.

No. 1839659

There is definitely something fucky about her face, especially when you compare it to her wedding photos. She has probably had work done, is undereating, and abusing filters.

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she got that filler "mustache" big time, a lot of her friends and the women at Meraki get work done so it only makes sense that she would too. Clair's donations going to good use.

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12 Hour Stream Pt II notes
>He resumes the stream on Twitch (you can see him breathe a sigh of relief when he sees Clair is present) and a spending frenzy ensues, there is a 'level 15 hype train'
>Jake mostly spergs about J-Rock, sits in the in-world cinema and does escape rooms
>He mentions that his Portugal trip and tummy tattoo were cancelled because of some bullshit about healing with the VR body gear
>Jake thinks all his Twitch followers, different from subscribers, have been gifted 1 month subs, a chatter says any excess gifted subs will go to (unwilling) randoms on Twitch lol
>Clair tells a fascinating story about dog shit and reveals she's 33 (with the mental age of a 12 yr old and the face of a haggard, middle-aged barfly)
>Ends by saying he has a wedding with Kat this weekend and may not stream tomorrow, also mentions that his family day (Saturday) may move depending on his schedule each week
>He confirms he will do a RL reaction stream once a week on topics of HIS choosing, he also got shitty at a chatter asking him about playing video games ('ok listen…it looks like I do have to keep repeating myself') - says he will eventually play games as a 2-D head and in his in-world form

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She looks like jeffree star kek

No. 1839796

It's honestly kind of bizarre how gaunt her face is and how shapeless she is overall when she has those lunch lady arms. She might just be one of those girls who carry all their weight in their shoulders though? Tbh earlier in her appearance in the threads I thought she was kind of cute, but she's been looking particularly rough and dehydrated lately judging by >>1835577 and >>1835584 Jake really seems to suck the life out of ppl

No. 1839801

Looks like she has an eating disorder? I know jake all about weight loss atm maybe she joining him or triggering her

No. 1839961

It's funny to me how Jake has spent so much energy talking shit about content for short attention spans like Tiktok, when VR is literally EXACTLY that. The world hopping, changing avatars, spending mere moments doing/talking about something before moving on to something else, being able to change yourself and your surrounding in a moment. This sort of content is MADE for short attention spans.

No. 1840021

Idk how anyone without a short attention span could ever stand watching his muse Filian.

No. 1840042

agreed, it's uncanny. same super skinny body type, the tattoos all over, and masculine face caked in makeup, green hair. she needs to get a Gucci track suit and be an impersonator.
I dont know how looking like a manorexic is an "upgrade" to Jake and his male fans, it makes me question if they are hetero, not that there's anything wrong with it, kek

No. 1840043

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He's supposedly bisexual and was a big jeff fan at one point kek

No. 1840067

He literally skinwalked him in his pink hair era. Tbh has there ever been a time he hasn't skinwalked somebody? Jeffree star, male counterpart to kaya when he started youtube, game grumps for MAG, casey neistat fir vlogs, rotten hollow (who happens to be jude bishop's ex) when he returned to doing makeup, kat's husband dean… He's not creative enough to be inspired by them so he straight up becomes them

No. 1840142

Omg our favorite goth couple Skat and Fake

No. 1840153

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reposting this gem from an old altcows thread. kek

No. 1840155

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this was made pre headwound tattoo, but it's honestly kind of uncanny at this point.

No. 1840176

These two act like borderline ana-chans. Jake made an interesting comment on stream yesterday:
'If I made a female version of my avatar, it’d have to be my ideal type of body on a woman. Everyone in VR chat wants a 4ft 10 chick with giant titties, the tiniest waist and a huuuge ass – I don’t want that. The female version of my model would be the kind of girl that I like, which is my gf - slim, elegant and beautiful'
If any other guy said that no one would bat an eyelid but we all know Jake and how he projects his self-hatred and orthorexia on to others - this reveals so much more than being 'loyal' to his bony gf.
Once someone mentions weight or diet in chat it sets him off - he loves divulging in his obsession. On stream he also talked about how he weighs his food and how he's actually been losing weight since he started V-tubing ('I lost half an inch off my waist so far, that's a lot maaan').
He did some boring calorie counting on stream and mentioned that he doesn’t go to gym to get huge, he just wants to get fat off his body through strict exercise and diet.
A masterpiece. Just like Nate Schwandt Jake is also a vain man-whore with a wandering eye.

No. 1840180

>'If I made a female version of my avatar, it’d have to be my ideal type of body on a woman.
Yeah this faggot would have trooned out by now if he had his "ideal body type".
>Everyone in VR chat wants a 4ft 10 chick with giant titties, the tiniest waist and a huuuge ass – I don’t want that. The female version of my model would be the kind of girl that I like, which is my gf - slim, elegant and beautiful'
Unashamedly promoting his ana-agenda and body shaming his biggest fans, many of which are short and chubby women. His content is so fucking unhealthy for a woman's mindset and he doesn't deserve a platform to spread his insecurities.

No. 1840185

Such a classic way that misogynistic men try to compliment insecure women: by comparing them to other body types/women in attempt to put them above others. Of course retarded Skat would fall for that dark manipulation tactic/pickup artist type of moid shit, guess it works on people like her. That is so fucking sad.

No. 1840235

One of Kaya's stories in her 3 hour relationship video was about how Jake went to eat some chicken in the middle of the night, he left it on the counter so it went off, in the morning she pointed it out and said 'aw, your chicken' and he went absolutely crazy, iirc he was smashing plates and she had to run across to a neighbours house holding her cat to escape.
This does suggest he has food issues to me, like his late night binge was caught and he was so embarrassed he lost it.
Kat probably does represent an ideal body to him since she's thin, and he has basically never been thin except for briefly when he was skinwalking Jeffree star. And Kaya used to be very thin.
I would guess he's probably a binge eater/bulimia and he tries to exercise it off.

No. 1840372

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I've skim-watched a few of Jake's streams to make my hate collages and I'm starting to see the appeal of VR: there's basically infinite worlds to explore and you can take your time to interact with each environment and have some unique experiences. VR streaming won't give you immediate gratification like TT or IG 'reels', but with the right streamers guiding you it has the potential to be much more immersive and entertaining. Chat can ruin the experience (it depends hugely on who the demographic is and how mature they are) but that's a problem on most streams. I can see V-tubing overtaking gaming streams soon enough - it can get really boring watching gameplay while the talking head in the corner zones out and barely engages in communication, at least VR gaming has a bit of novelty and engagement to it.
I tried to watch Filian before and hooo-ly shit I didn't make it 5 minutes… It's just a cat girl who talks in a loli voice, wears predominantly school girl clothes and accidentally flashes her crotch to chat. The comments in chat are frequently sexual and she likes to respond with this coked-out, camgirl laugh - YUCK! How are these streams not 18+?? This is sex work and she is a pedo-factory.
I wonder how long Jake has been watching her. Interestingly her fans are called 'snackers'…

No. 1840386

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"Daddy wanted to fuck Tinkerbell"
What the fuck, Jake.

No. 1840434

peak parasocial relationship happening right here

wouldn't surprise me tbh. He's usually salivating and ranting about mcdonalds and other garbage tier food late at night in his streams.

I honestly wonder if Kat is going to start having late night guests over while he's "hard at work" vtubing since "mummy and daddy time" isn't happening outside photographing grotesque OF content every other Saturday.

It's pretty obvious he's been watching filian for a while now, the "snackers" thing is pretty damning and he's constantly trying to get her attention these days too. Dude is clearly a degenerate hentai watcher and that's further proven with his weird little girl sex roleplays with kat and the vtubers he's following. He really shares a lot of parallels with Onision to me tbh, I really hope he and Kat never actually have any kids of their own.

No. 1840468

next she'll be wearing a white wig & tail and the caption will be "Daddy wanted to fuck Filian"

No. 1840490

I checked twitch follower website, filian is the only account Jake follows lol

No. 1840502

I meant the ones he follows on twitter, but his filian obsession is still so weird.

No. 1840517

kek no on Twitter Jake follows a bunch of hypersexualised Vtubers clad in latex with physically impossible body types and jiggle physics
and also Filian, the loli in a schoolgirl outfit known for her pantsu shots

No. 1840519

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This account that he follows posts literal VR porn and now he wants to fuck Disney characters. Jake, touch grass.

No. 1840568

lmao what a "gorgeous" girlfriend that pretty goth boy has.

No. 1840572

LMAO slim, ok, beautiful is not the word, and Kat has only ever been arguably elegant was on her wedding day to another man LMAO, even then the Great Gatsby theme was kind of Kardashian from wish.
her typical fashion sense is so tacky, her tattoos are juvenile, the porn thing and type of porn costumes (a cow, stripper, wannabe Belle Delphine gamer kitty girl and now tinker belle) isn't exactly peak sophistication lol.
if any other guy said this, I'd assume his girlfriend is extremely insecure and mad that he was caught lusting at whatever the body type he is bashing to make her feel better. the specific criticism makes me think he hates women who happen to be on average, short, and have curves. he is calling that less than elegant is making him sound like a gay fashion designer. he is a Troon lover. if I were a MTF I'd be feeling super validated right now, like I have a chance with him due to my lanky proportions.

No. 1840578

"If I made a female version of my avatar, it’d have to be my ideal type of body on a woman, which is my gf"
His content creator coomer to troon sex worker pipeline is starting.

No. 1840645

Having to tell everyone that his ‘preferred body type’ is his girlfriend screams insecurity to me.

It’s very clear that their relationship is built on very shaky ground, they barely knew each other before her and her kid moved in with him, he’s not at home much as he’s constantly streaming to try and restore his income as his channel is tanking and without Clair (with whom he totally has some humiliation kink thing going on) he’s fucked and will have to ‘work at Tesco’. He knows she’s got form for cheating. She knows he’s got form for cheating. It is a disaster waiting to happen.

No. 1840646

He said all the same shit about kaya and people were calling for them to break up years before they did I wouldn't hold my breath. Kat and jake have known each other a few years and now have been together for over a year. He'll drag this shit out for years if Kat maintains a job and if he gets her pregnant.

Also any slim anons find it hilarious that Kat gets called bone rattling. How fat are some of you

No. 1840685

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I need brain bleach after reading that
I wouldn't be surprised if Jake follows porny V-tubers in hopes of 'collaborating' with them one day on Fansly. He wishes he could make the same money as them without taking off his kit.
There's nothing wrong with having a thing for lanky women (even Kaya made a TikTok about how she likes 'really skinny guys who look like they're dying') but Jake talks about it like it's the most important feature in a partner - commitment to staying thin and undereating is a virtue for him. It's one thing to appreciate your partner's body in private but it's weird when his thin fetishism creeps out whenever he publicly speaks of Kat - I can't really think of personal attributes he has praised in Kat. It's funny how Jake struggled to find a nice thing to say about Kaya's features in the Boyfriend tag video but he could probably list all the body parts he likes in Kat with ease.
It's tragic that Jake and Kaya both stopped being each other's type within the first half of their relationship.

No. 1840776

>daddy wanted to fuck tinker bell
Ew I hate it when she calls him daddy. I have no idea how DDLG has become so normalized. It's a kink rooted in incest (daddy has obvious implications) and non-consent (because little girls, which implies child, can't consent). People should start calling it what it is, an incest/pedo kink.

No. 1840875

all this talk of him constantly bringing up Kat's body type and comparing it to other people reminded me of recently when he randomly dropped Kat's height & weight while streaming, I think like 5'7 and 130-something? in retrospect that seems like kind of a weird thing to randomly just say, almost like he's putting feelers out for anyone new who might fit his "ideal body type", or to shame his female followers who aren't that, or both

No. 1840897

>like 5'7
Does that mean jake is even smaller than 5'7 since he appears to be a little shorter than kat? Male height doesn't matter to me because I'm lesbian lmao but fake clearly has body image issues about both height and weight, kaya has said he's raged about his height often. He claims 5'9 but is bro 5'6?

No. 1841034

I really have to wonder if the sims porn was his idea given his obvious interest in all things hentai and porn at this rate. Would not be surprised if he stoops as low as to make porn with his shitty vtube avatar.

It's literally age play shit which is basically pedo rp. Absolutely disgusting, especially for two mid 30-somethings raising a toddler together.

It's really hard to say at this point because there are photos of him and Kaya beside eachother and seeming the same height if not him slightly shorter. Kat always seems to be bending her knees a bunch in her photos to Jake while he stands up straight. Maybe he's just permanently hunched over like a gorilla from only working out his upper body? Maybe the dude is shrinking? I have a feeling Kat is taller than 5'7" and Jake is likely closer to 5'9" and is one of those dudes who "rounds up" though.

No. 1841041

holy shit! if she is 5'7" then he and dean are like 5'4". definitely proportioned like midgets, farmers have long suspected it, but Jake really wants us to think he is 5'9?! HAHAHA! kat is always wearing flat converse shoes with him and bending her knees in pics next to him. she is definitely taller than him. I dont know why but I thought she was even taller than kaya because she doesnt ever wear heels next to him.
no wonder he "prefers" tall women because women over there are all as tall/taller than he is. her weight is weird to randomly mention. most women wouldn't want to volunteer their weight, even if they like it because what if they go over… there's a lot of baggage about weight and measurements. it's a very backhanded thing to compliment on women.

No. 1841042

oh dear god nonnie, you're probably right that he came up with the sims porn idea. god help us if he decides to do some cringey vtube porn (though i think it's just inevitable at this point)

also massive KEK at the whole height thing. it makes so much sense and it's fucking hilarious

No. 1841049

he has said he prefers dumber women since meeting kat lol, so there you go. ideal body type, "beautiful", and dumber.
he actually complimented Kaya physically a lot in the beginning, called her pretty, sexy, liked her "good bum." the boyfriend tag was like 6 years into their relationship if I recall correctly, and while he struggled to say he found her attractive other than "tall, slim, goth, all my favorite things" after she looked like she was about to cry, he was saying she was really good at YouTube/social media and talented at most things she attempted to do (but wouldnt stick with like art and taxidermy). also he was proud of her for being in a segment about goths on The BBC. he's got a little coat tail riding in him. I'm surprised he is not trying to be a tattoo artist now.

No. 1841062

all I know is if my bf offered my height & weight to a room full of randos, I'd be extremely put off. not bc I'm ashamed of my body type but bc that's a super weird thing to do.

No. 1841071

Kat pretty obviously wants to be seen as a sex object/trophy wife though. Also they have a very weird parasocial thing goign on with their snaccs where Kat even communicates with Jake through them now? She probably gets off on feeling like all his fat old snaccs are jealous of her or want to be her.

No. 1841113

I've recently started watching Jacksepticeye and as I was skimming his past uploads, I noticed that a few months ago he started doing Resident Evil VR videos. Guessing that's where Fake got the idea to do Silent Hill VR, because his entire YouTube existence has revolved around desperately latching onto what a other famous person is doing. Honestly surprised he hasn't skinwalked Sean (yet), considering that he's one of the most successful gaming channels.

No. 1841124

I've thought this too!

No. 1841197

how is she gonna be a "trophy wife" if she's not even engaged to the loser? more like a participation badge live-in girlfriend who also has to go to work and raise a kid AND tend to jake's semi absent ass now that he sets his own schedule to be away from her and the kid. he may have been cucked into raising dean's son, but she is getting a whole lot of nothing out of the relationship. maybe that's why Jake is so smug. I said it before, the vacations are something for Jake too, he never gets her anything expensive for just her enjoyment. the nicest thing he has ever bought for her is a pole lol. they are such a low budget couple.
I hope she dumps him for being shady as hell with the "I hate big boobs, tiny waists, and big asses! I only ever want to fuck my gf!" and sharing her weight like a weirdo. she probably got the vibe that he jerks off to anime porn with those proportions because why on earth is he following those accounts, his public hate of e-girls and DDLG ended up being a kink of his, and so now he is over correcting to make her feel better about anime girls. it's embarrassing! he is not thinking of her integrity at all and is sharing that she is insecure.

No. 1841202

makes me think of recently Lady Allura was talking about how she subs to Kat on Onlyfans (surprise, surprise) and seeing Kat makes her feel jealous of her body and "flat stomach" and honestly that is so sad that Lady Allura feels the need to do that just to support Jake in every outlet that she can, even at the expense of her self esteem

No. 1841224

Someone or something made him hate his own body type so much, that he also hates it on others and wants them to suffer with his same insecurities.

No. 1841230


I’d bet pound to a penny that he is the image of his mother.

No. 1841233

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Here's a pic of Jake standing on his tippy toes and Kat bending her knees so he can appear taller. They both seem to be wearing similar shoes too? There's no way he's a whole 3 inches taller than her.

According to him both his parents are short, fat, and "unfuckable". Sounds like he takes after them both tbh.

No. 1841236


Does she? Because honestly I wouldn't be surprised if it's just what Jake wants- it's so glaringly obvious she doesn't feel comfortable in these outfits/doesn't understand the reference ( like when she tried looking like sexy D.Va) that's all Jake's influence. Before Jake her breadth of modeling work was way more classy and professional. Now it's tacky and pornographic. I fully Trust Jake to have cheapened and manipulated Kat into debasing herself in budget Disney costumes, he's going to humiliate and ruin Kat and her reputation and she's going to be too stupid to realize. There's a reason he prides her on her lack of intelligence, people like that are incredibly easy to manipulate. Same with the DDLG kink shit. I strongly suspect this is Jake's influence. Not saying Kat isn't a shitty person with poor judgement, just that Jake is no doubt making her exponentially worse and enabling that bad decision making because he knows she's too stupid to see the manipulation.

No. 1841309

He should just buy inner shoe lift rather than going on tip toes and her bending her knee. Kat looks nice in this

No. 1841331

Jake's little sister used to post about him and comment on things and I'm pretty sure he has posted her too sometimes. Anyone find that on his insta?

No. 1841333

While searching I found this old FB


No. 1841334

If you check the friends list of this acc look for Phoebe, thats his sister.


No. 1841380

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don't give them advice and no she doesn't, she looks like Jeffree Star

Jake's "thinspiration" wow he really used to be unashamedly ana and is slowly leaning back into that and pushing it on his viewers. Funny how his thinspiration is some Asian twink with an entirely different genetic makeup than him. Also his old alliterative scene kid name was fucking retarded. Syn Scream, kek.

No. 1841408

She looks like the crimson chin!!!

No. 1841419

Quick take ss of anything milky before he deletes the account. Because, not to "hi cow" but…

No. 1841433

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That's Miyavi, a Japanese musician. You can see the chokehold he's had over Jake since 2004 - he's heroine chic personified, likes gender-bending, outrageous fashion and he's renowned for his virtuosic guitar skills.
He caught the J-Rock bug at 14 or 15 and continued to skin-walk Miyavi long after he stopped being a die-hard fan. He's copied Miyavi's look with the straightened bangs and hat a few times now and has admitted himself it looks shit on him (kek at the Johnny Two-Hats moment).
As he transitioned into his early twenties Jake tried so hard to remain as androgynous and small as possible and starve the man out of himself - it seemed like it was quite a dark chapter in his life. I think you are right nonna, he is slowly slipping back into pro-ana tendencies: Kat is his new thinspiration.
He has had life-long issues with self-obsession, delusions of grandeur and jealousy. He talked about how his younger brother was tall, skinny and sporty during their teenage years and how that jealousy caused a lot of tension in the house. Then he became a vain young man, drooling over models on VF and fantasizing about being a J-Rock star exploding mastubatory guitar riffs over screaming fan girls - he saw his body as an obstacle to that goal and did his best to punish it at the detriment to his mental health (and his relationships).
That's really sad, I'm pretty sure she's just a teenager. I hope Jake had the decency to shut down that unhealthy comparison straight away. Jake should stop talking about his gf's weight and 'hotness' unless he's trying to make his younger snaccs as miserable as he was at their age - what a nonce.

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No. 1841439

Actually she just turned 24, she said so in one of his recent streams. And his other snaccs made some cringey comments about how they’re all only 21 and they don’t age

No. 1841441

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Jake Munro is still a bully, but his luck is running out. Some things change while others stay the same.

No. 1841493

That didn’t age well kek

No. 1841494

Nona scroll up a bit to >>1832773

No. 1841528

skinny legends. kat looks like she could lose a few compared to how Jake and kaya looked in this pic. but nothing lasts forever.
why did Jake start bulking up? his arms are SO stubby looking now. it's unfortunate that he went from one body extreme to the other. he is not going to get that waif boy look back at 30 something. he lost all neck lmao

No. 1841575

going through those old pics, he really looks like a mtf. maybe it's just the longer pink hair, but he just looks like a trans fag KEK or at least a gender-bender

and the way-too-low boxers to show his pubic bone… wtf???

that upper right pic of fake really makes him look like an anachan girl, damn. just waiting for the 'i'm transgender' video to come out (if he ever drops his shitty macho man persona…)

No. 1841593

Kaya is obviously at least an inch taller than him, maybe even two judging from this photo. It's very possible judging from >>1841233 Kat and Jake are actually the same height at around 5'8" but one rounds up to feel less of a manlet and one rounds down so she can be his tiny uwu babygirl. kek

No. 1841707

Jake says he was prepared for the shitstorm and repercussions to his career when the cheating scandal went public but I don't think he realised he left one cage for another one.
On stream he spoke about how 'the wee one' frequently woke him up with his crying and you could hear the slight resentment in his voice. In fact, he doesn't mention Isaac with the same warmth in his voice anymore.
I noticed Clair didn't show up in his last two streams so he barely made any money. His audience was mostly made up of the same regulars who come every day and toss him $2 or 100 bits every 15 mins or so.
Even after all the excitement of the 4 figure donos last week he knows that nothing is guaranteed. Most streamers don't jump in with both feet and no day-job: they take it slow and wait for it to become steady before they commit (especially if there's high living costs and children involved).
Even if one of them did want out of the relationship right now they wouldn't be able to afford moving out. Kat would have to move back in with her parents and Jake would have to go back to social housing (an anon confirmed Jake and Kaya previously lived in government subsidized housing area).
>>1841436, >>1841437
He would have been 19 here (nearly 20) - he almost looks like a child from how much he was starving himself. I think he was near peak orthorexia- running to and from work, only eating bites of food and highly irritable to everyone around him.
Kaya might have only been 17 here. I remember she constantly talked about dieting on her tumblr (even she looked like this) and was always sick and puking from illness in her teens. This made her already skinny frame look frail and you can notice it a lot in certain pics.
Their aspirations in modelling and stage performance during such a formative period really fucked with their heads and self-worth.

No. 1841720

sounds like he might have to get a minimum wage JOB, like he told Kaya. I'm front row here to see it.
Kat should move out. Jake's not a provider. living with her parents will at least get her consistent help with Isaac and she can save money, and play the field and not waste precious last years of her 30s being miserable with Jake the serial long term monogamist who is too stubborn and cowardly to just break it off and will eventually cheat when he gets too horny. I know the same can be said of her, but even she can do better than Stumpy Munro. Kat, get yourself a man that lets your 5'7" ass wear heels!

No. 1841762

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His views on YT have never been worse too kek. Here I thought it was bad when he couldn't break 20k views in a week, but he hasn't even crossed the 10k point in an entire month already. If claire's donations were legit, it's likely the only real money he's made in a long time. At this point he'd almost be better off taking that job at tesco. Maybe then he'd at least be able to have a little "mummy and daddy time" with Kat.

No. 1841787

The fact Jake actually used to be attractive is crazy, it seems to align with him being more confident in his bisexual gender expression versus now where he tries and fails to be macho and comes across like a TIF. He is too proud and angry to be his true self, that ship has sailed long ago but I think the pivot away from more camp/gay/bi expression is actually his downfall, he seems much more confident in these old photos

No. 1841805

What's crazy to me is that you see an unhealthily skinny looking young man in makeup with absurdly dumb looking hot pink hair and you think "attractive". Really not sure what being an anorexic J* skinwalker reads as "confidence" to you but ok.

No. 1841807

If he wants to be uwu skinny twink again why does he want to use steroids? Don’t they make you bulk up af? I wonder from all the ana behavior why he’s not skinny but such a little chub chub? I bet he’s secretly binging in his studio - oh and all these cocktails!

No. 1841833

in the smile room video i guess someone asked if he had eaten and he's like "there's several ways i could answer that but very little" or whatever and idk if he wants ppl to be concerned or he's trying to push the narrative that he's losing weight/toning while off camera.

pretty sure he's mentioned that he wants muscles with a lean torso but he wide lol. very curious of what he looked like before the alt stuff as he's built all of his aesthetics off other ppl and none of it seemed to be successful for him cos now he's a poorly designed vr thing.

No. 1841867

Something else I've noticed him mention multiple times is that he has no food in the house. So do they only order takeout? Kat doesn't cook for herself, Jake, or Isaac? Such trophy wife material kek.

No. 1841868

topkek definitely not. you know the healthy range for a given height is like a 70lb span right? he's likely on the lower half of that range here but probably not at the low end and most certainly not underweight

No. 1841881

What… he himself admitted was anorexic, he talks about how he and Kaya were hardly eating at that time. You know anorexia can look different on different people? Also, the span for a healthy weight is 30-40lbs not 70. It's not really even a question, look at that lack of body mass. Do you WANT him to be ana again or something? You the one who thinks skinny sissies are attractive? Get a better taste in men and eat your beans ana-chan.

No. 1841887

>"There's several ways i could answer that but very little"
I noticed that phrase too - he's definitely drawing attention to his new eating habits and weight-loss deliberately. He's always prided himself on being able to lose weight easily so I'm not surprised he's back on his bullshit.
I guess the V-tubing is a workout compared to reacting to content/playing games from a computer chair so I'm not surprised he's losing muscle mass but getting thinner.
He seems to swing between wanting to be a buff 'daddy' (Kat's 'type') and wanting to be a slender twink, forever youthful and able to model more extreme/femme styles.
He's really banking on the fact one of his vids or clips will go viral and he'll get thousands of subs over night. I've heard him encourage the snaccs to generate funny clips for his Twitch and I suspect he also encouraged them to gift as many subs as possible so he can force people into his channel. He has hundreds of subs now but it's unclear how many will remain after the month when they stumble across the comprehensive Jake Munro dossier.
>>1841787, >>1841872, >>1841881
He was miserable and tired when he was ana and he was incredibly uncomfortable in his skin when he was a fat normie in 2017. I think he looked best when he was average weight with eyebrows, J-rock hair, make-up (not clown paint but guy-liner) and 'bi-curious' fashion: somewhere in between the two extremes.
He's currently in his worst era looks wise - his eyes look really small and tired without make-up and his limp grey hair make him look so old. If he chilled on the gym supplements he could probably look a lot better.

No. 1841892

yes i think it would be funny if he was insecure enough to starve himself to try to look like that again, and it would be doubly funny to need to starve to be just slim and not underweight. check out the few male cows in the pro-ana thread like pencilnik or the new guy just recently posted if you want to see examples of actually underweight males

No. 1841893

>He's currently in his worst era looks wise
So true. I never found him attractive but he really “turned me off” when he got the penis eye chest tattoo and kept on going with the head tattoo kek

No. 1841905

He lost his mind and went full Gabbie Hanna (just short of livestreaming the tattoo and later ranting about the haterz)

No. 1841963

Judging from what has been said in streams, it seems like they mostly order takeout and keep snacks around for Isaac. We've all seen her "good job" note to him accompanied with toddler snacks and he's constantly talking about mcdonalds or other fast-food in stream. It's kind of no wonder he felt like he had to starve himself to get down to normal weight like in >>1841437 because he seems to eat a lot of trash.

No. 1841971

he honestly looks like he's aged 30 years, not 10. the gray hair and sunken tired eyes make him look far older and middle-aged.

also damn. not only is it unhealthy to eat out constantly, it's also EXPENSIVE. i don't know how much kat makes but i'm assuming it's not much–they could likely get groceries for a week with what they spend in three days, based off of fast food and delivery costs. no wonder he's so fat, kek

No. 1842076

he's fat because all he eats is takeout. I guess kat isn't much of a cook. more power to her, I hate when women are expected to feed grown men, but she does have a little kid to feed. but toddlers are picky, so not judging THAT, having been there myself. but Jake… if weight is so important, dude needs to learn to cook healthy things instead of eating KFC and Isaac's snack food. sauté some damn vegetables. and yes, alcohol has a ton of calories. he could probably lose weight so easily if he stopped drinking and ate healthy at least half the time. but he has no will power

No. 1842099

I agree the guy looks much older than 32, he's been looking old, dehydrated, and really worn out lately. Anytime we catch a glimpse of his real skin texture filter-free I'm a little horrified. Probably due to a mix of his poor diet, smoking, and drinking habits.

He complains about his stubborn belly fat too, but that's definitely due to his diet. He can use steroids all he wants, but he's still going to keep some fat along his midsection if he's eating fast-food all the time. Kat definitely looks more skinny-fat than she does toned and slim judging by her weird lunch lady arms too.

No. 1842156

Funny he brings up wanting to use steroids now when for the past fitness react videos he claimed that many people were openly using them and that it wasn't a real or legit way to work out and yet once again he flips on that and wants to take them now, mans made of salt

No. 1842159

When Kat got with Jake around the height of his fame right before the Munro tour, I wonder if she realized that a year later she'd be dating a VR addicted shut in and not a "rockstar". Bet that wasn't quite the glamour she expected.

No. 1842212

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I'm surprised to hear they eat takeaway so much considering Jake lost so much income - I guess they're too good for frozen veggies and tuna bake (which any idiot can learn to prepare). If you're too lazy/unable to cook dinner why wouldn't you get ready-made meals? It's cheaper and healthier than the junk I assume they order. You're way less likely to make impulsive food decisions and you can look at the nutritional info for every option.
>>1835577, >>1835614, >>1842099
Bodies are weird and every woman is different, skinny in some places and fat in others. I've got thinner arms than Kat despite having a higher body fat percentage and a bit of a belly.
I'm reminded of a question in the Kibbe body types test where you are asked to catergorise the composition of your upper arms and thighs. I think she would fall under E due to the wideness and fleshiness despite being skinny overall.
She's also pushing her arm against her side in this pose and she's contracting her bicep which adds to the squish lol.
Picrel to demonstrate point.

No. 1842255

Fat upper arms in women if they’re otherwise skinny is usually caused by high estrogen. It’s very common and I don’t think is worth body shaming or nit picking for.

No. 1842280

All I'm saying is for a woman who is 130lbs at 5'7", supposedly "thin and elegant" and does pole as her main source of exercise, she has very little to show for it. She's not heavy by any means of the word, but her proportions seem like someone who restricts rather than exercises which is why it's mentioned along Jake's own take-out heavy/restriction diet habits. She appears to have very little muscle mass anywhere on her body.

No. 1842286

>Fat upper arms in women if they’re otherwise skinny is usually caused by high estrogen
I couldn't find a credible source on that one chief. I know it's associated with increased fat in the lower body and creates that classic ‘pear-shape’.
You're right though, it is nitpicky and all women will experience some age related sagging here eventually. I picked Natalie Portman for my reference because despite how petite she is certain anachans would look at her arms here and call her fat. When Kat lifts up her arms for photoshoots she doesn't have much excess fat or skin hanging down so they're not really 'lunch lady arms'. They just look unbalanced compared to the rest of her body as she has a boyish figure and her head is so small kek.
She had a toned stomach at one point but I don't know if she does her pole classes anymore. I get the impression she does it casually at the studio gym while Jack pumps iron and watches her for 'motivation'

No. 1842303

>>1842286 to build muscle she would need to be exercising hard and consistently at least a couple of hours a week and eating properly I.e. enough protein. I also think she would need to do more types of exercise than just pole. I can't see that happening

No. 1842325

nta but the pearshape body type usually has thick arms and legs. Never seen a pearshape woman with skinny arms, basically the middle is skinny and everything else is thicker.

No. 1842327

a pearshape body is nearly the opposite of what you said, bigger middle (belly butt thighs) but smaller upper body

No. 1842450

ayrt we have different ideas of what middle means aha, to me the torso is the middle and butt/thighs is lower body. Generally people with pearshapes have small waists in comparison to hips, but it is used as a synonym for curvy/overweight which adds to the confusion.

No. 1842470

The lower body refers to the hips, glutes and legs but in the context of describing a pear shaped body it's just referencing the thighs, not the full legs.
I have noticed in some medical contexts apple and pear shapes are only used to describe the middle. It doesn't help that the silly fruit body theory of the 000s had changing definitions for the shapes and have added to the confusion lol.

No. 1842500

Does anyone get annoyed when Jake talks about how tough his schedule is and the sacrifice he and Kat had to make? Night work sucks but he only has to do 4 hour streams in the comfort of a private studio. Try being a long haul truck driver or a mine site worker - now that's tough on a family. Also, I don't know why he drives home tired after the stream ends at 2am - wouldn't it make more sense to sleep 5 hours at the studio and drive home rested to be with Kat by 7:30am? He has a few hours with her before she heads off to work and then he has the whole day to edit videos, nap and whatever else he does. I wonder if he ever looks after Isaac when Kat's at the studio or whether the kid always gets sent to daycare.
I checked FB before and Meraki Tattoo is only open from Tues to Sat 11-5. Those hours are pretty family friendly and Kat only works part-time. Kat gets steady enough work from being a trade tattooist (not an artist but someone who copy-pastes) doing Disney designs so she may only come in on days a client messages her on IG.
Jake could definitely downsize from that 2 storey garage with 3 offices, 30 mins drive from Lisburn. He doesn't need all that space, he's wasting time travelling an hour a day and there's probably closer studios.

No. 1842557

It’s always weird and facepalm-worthy to listen to someone bitching and crying everyone a river over ‘muh though schedule’, when they’re self-employed. Especially the kind of self-employed Fake is – when you’re a streamer and low-production reaction video creator.

If your schedule doesn’t work for you – change it. It’s that simple. You’re the one setting it, there’s no boss that is dictating you when to do what at which hour, without any compromise. It’s entirely in your hands.
And sure, with things like streams there are timeframes that are better and more beneficial to pick, but there’s still plenty of room for tweaks. You can pick those out and plan together as a household – when one is streaming, another one is doing something else, and then you meet in the middle. And with things like YT you can be flexible to the max, because it only ever matters when the video will be published for everyone to see. Everything in between is improvisational.

But here’s the catch, you have to plan together, taking into consideration what your other half needs to get done, prefers, etc. And Fake the raging narc has no understanding of such concept – considering the other’s wishes. That, and also immersing himself in work is his obvious coping mechanism he’s had all this time. When there’s a situation that doesn’t sit well with him, he escapes into his studio to work his arse off, instead of facing the issue and looking for a solution. It’s just escapism, and the kind he conveniently holds against the other person later on, because he’s also a passive-aggressive bitch. It’s not down to scheduling but shitty coping mechanisms and lack of life skills.

No. 1842596

Not to go too off topic but I noticed he's been pulling more excuses regarding his scheduling ever since he dumped Kaya. I am 90% sure before this he was living comfortably and now since hes scrambling to get money back up and recover his channel he's either lying about being busy to seem like things are still good or he IS busy literally trying to scrape something up. Only weird anomaly out of this typical downfall is the donations recently but I'm not sure where to even begin with that…

No. 1842632

The studio is an entire hour drive from the house they are renting? Sorry Kat, I guess it makes sense she wouldn't have "much to show" for her work-outs as I can only assume it's rare for her to even make it out there. It's likely only doable on days Dean has the kid as it's not like Jake is going to stay at home with him to let her go an hour out on her own to work out. Which is obviously for the best given Jake's attitude towards misbehaving children and his very short fuse.

Jake's current streaming schedule on twitch has him out at the studio Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays for four hours at a time. Does he have a set streaming schedule for YT? I can't seem to find one listed anywhere on his social media.

No. 1842634

In an older video, he specifically says that the “several hours a day” of time it takes to cook is a pain in the ass, and he doesn’t have time for it because he has to make videos. It’s a long term excuse, not Kat-specific.

No. 1842690

several hours? can't he look up 20 minute meals, or make a fucking sandwich? he's such a little boy. it's fine to say you hate cooking and so you outsource it, but he's acting like he's so busy and "has no time" then at the same time pines to be thinner. Jake, loosen up the schedule and realize your calorie deficit dreams, fast-food addicted fatfuck.

No. 1842759

Did anyone see the short on youtube he did where he was a cat femboy working in a cafe and talking grossly about anal sex, cock sucking, etc? He sounded full on gay.

No. 1842761

File: 1686222620895.webm (13.8 MB, 720x1280, SaveTube.io-DON'T EAT THE FOOD…)

Uploaded to not give him views
boy pussy shit so disgusting

No. 1842765

I didn't think he could sink this low for views but here we are

No. 1842774

To think that Kat lets this man around her toddler son. Horrifying.

No. 1842792

That avatar actually looks better than the shit he paid for lmao

No. 1842796

I'm still slightly shocked his "studio" was fucking huge. It's the size of the three studios I lived in combined. There is no need for it. The guy must be bleeding money and is too dumb to realise. No way is he making enough to pay for his rental house and that huge building.

No. 1842829

He's gonna look back on this content after a while and be so fucking embarrassed.

No. 1842851

Degenerates are never embarrassed

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