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No. 2073891
Dana Christine Hare, from Florida, now living in Tennessee, age 31, is an ebegging, drug and alcohol addled polyfiend with a pattern of inviting live-in "partners" under the guise of equality, only for these arrangements to collapse in predictable drama and social media call-out posts. Still legally married to Matt Hare, alleged rapist of almost a dozen women, Dana now lives with her current partner Eli and young child of Matt Hare.
Background
>Most accurate description of her ever, coming from ex best friend, termed "Hurricane Dana" >>>/snow/2029841>Dana and Matt are expecting, fail to move back home and get family support and decide to have unpaid live in maid "equal partner" Chelsea move in, this set up quickly falls apart. It will be a pattern for years to come. >>>/snow/2029783>unsightly boyfriend Eli, the man for whom Dana regularly delivers fresh women for, yes she gets jealous but that's okay! >>>/snow/2028438>still married to rapist Matt Hare years on being with her "husband" Eli >>>/snow/2029782 >>>/snow/2029701>moved away immediately after becoming official with Eli, decided to be polyfags instead of breaking up >>>/snow/2029822>rotating inhabitants of the house - not roommates but mommy's beloved partners - in and out of her child's life, see the woman right before Gaby >>>/snow/2029831 and her bullshit "yeah caretakers might leave… and it may hurt a little bit… but i vet well!" (Gaby moved in weeks after dating Dana and Eli) >>>/snow/2030066>yet more evidence of their unicorns breaking up with them and calling them out on social media >>>/snow/2030741>bullied her rapist ex moid's victims, accusing them of slander and playing victim herself >>>/snow/2061795 >>>/snow/2061994 >>>/snow/2029701>"triad" gf Gaby breaks up with Dana, of course Dana is handling it well (with alcohol) >>>/snow/2029531>ebegging to fix her nasty rotting teeth, even though she says she can afford it on her own. But we have to pay her, because she provides education >>>/snow/205196 >>>/snow/206338>regularly uses being a mother to promote her porn >>>/snow/2029452>constant lurking on reddit and lc >>>/snow/2062315 >>>/snow/2062297 Eli is a creep
>>>/snow/2062800>still defending herself including bullying Matt Hare's victims, putting her child at risk out of sheer stubbornness, she can never admit she was in the wrong >>>/snow/2062715Latest milk:
>Dana reveals she has been in and out of trouble with CPS, who investigated her ex strangling her infant and later asked her to remove pornographic imagery from the home shared with her child>>>/snow/2064430,
>>>/snow/2065094>Dana claims to be unable to buy her child xmas gifts, but buys her bf an xbox and her polyfriends worthless tat >>>/snow/2068430>Her scrote is a crossdresser who chases troons >>>/snow/2064955>Her reddit haydurz are just as cringe as her >>>/snow/2072934, >>>/snow/2067646>Admits her 7yo daughter poledances in their home >>>/snow/2067656>Releases embarrassing footage of her running around half naked at a festival >>>/snow/2073148>Claims to want to avoid reading here for new years resolution, fails immediately>In an unexpected twist, a news article is located that shows that she accidentally maimed a girl's foot with a lawnmower aged 10 >>>/snow/2073564>Releases a video addressing the incident >>>/snow/2073796 in which she threatens us with a lolsuitand more. Read last thread
>>>/snow/2026090Redditfags learn to sage and reply. Please enough wking.
Socials
https://www.tiktok.com/@itssinnabunny?lang=enhttps://x.com/itssinnabunnyhttps://www.instagram.com/itssinnabunny/https://www.reddit.com/user/Sinnabunny_sgh/ No. 2073904
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So… Eli left i assume (maybe Tone but he's her CoMeT so gonna assume no) and now she's spinning it like "I'm the good guy".
And before the sperg Dana. I'm far from obsessed with your social media. I happened to just check in and you had posted.
So don't deluded yourself to think we be on your page 24/7.
Also, what the fuck you on about IP addresses for posting public information? Maybe contact you "team of lawyers" to sue the journalist? Kek
No. 2073910
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Eli trooning out saga when? Spoilered for Eli in a cock cage getting dominated by a tranny(repost)
No. 2073911
>>2073905Does Dana get anything in return for tik Tok views other than attention? I'm guessing no but I'm just curious.
>>2073910Kek he looks tiny compared to the tranny.
No. 2073918
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This was posted a bit back but she's clearly projecting calling people uneducated.(repost)
No. 2073924
>>2073906Yeah, I realized that after I posted it. It's probably the girl one.
My initial tought was based on the "he need to explore other women because I can't give him everything" but that's just their dysfunctional relationship. Instead of improving and communicating it's easier to just find external validation and continue to be a shitbag that don't need to do any work except owning the haters with flexing a garbage bag of drugs and calling it "weightloss journey". I was too quick on the tinfoil.
No. 2073930
>>2073923You seem to be the one focusing on the college line when the post summarised much more than that including the fact that she doesn’t read and is stuck in the same entry level service jobs she started as a teenager like 15 years ago. The point stands that between this and her old tumblr posts expressing regret that her high school friends left St Augustine to go to college and she was stuck at Starbies, ya girl Dana experiences the classic insecure narcissist tension between a sensitive ego and low self-esteem and jumps to “uneducated” as an insult because she’s projecting her own insecurities about her intellectual inferiority.
If “Tiny Human” grows up and shows signs of being smarter than her mother (she probably already does at age 7 tbh), it will be a BPD rage-out reckoning for Dana. I hope for the kid’s sake she manages to emancipate herself as soon as she’s old enough to and builds herself a healthy and happy life well away from “Hurricane Dana”
No. 2073933
>>2073931I’m the OP and nowhere did I assert that college is the only way to be educated. I said that she hadn’t stuck at formal education beyond the statutory bare minimum and also boasted that she doesn’t read; her failure to progress in her career is also indicative of not developing in a vocational arena either. In the absence of both formal and informal education beyond their teen years, wouldn’t it be reasonable to assume that a person calling others “uneducated” is actually working through their own inferiority issues with the concept?
Her not setting her kid up for even the option of being able to attend college is a BPD mother’s way of ensuring the child will never outshine them. Don’t think you have common ground with Dana here on the shortcomings of the North American tertiary education system; that requires a level of critical thinking she’s proven time and time again not to be capable of.
TL;DR:
Triggered nonnies with useless / no degrees: this isn’t about you.
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Didn't see this earlier. Dana claims that she spent only $10 only Christmas gifts for her FWB Tone (the black guy) even though Pit Viper glasses cost $100. She claims she used her rewards to be "frugal".(repost)
No. 2074111
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>>2074107Here's her proof that she used rewards. Mind you that you would have to spend over $1600 at the store to get 1610 pitcoin. So frugal!
No. 2074113
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>>2074107Here's her pretending to be so "frugal".
No. 2074149
>>2074111>>2074113>stay frugal!>has spent at least 2k at this place to even have that amount of reward pointsWow, so frugal! I'm honestly on board with the debt tinfoil. Her spending habits are out of control and she outright brags about financing a ps5? Who in their right mind takes out a loan for a videogame console? It seems like she's blown through whatever inheritance she had on partying and shopping constantly (racking up all these points in the first place). Now that she's likely burned through all this money she's resorted to begging for 20k and saying they are tight on money to the point they had to get less gifts for her kid, before turning around and pretending to be such a frugal queen and claiming their finances are golden. Something doesn't add up, but if she's willing to take out a loan for dumb shit like a ps5, she probably has others plus credit card debt.
>>2074135She seems to lie about things constantly to fit whatever narrative she needs at the moment. She doesn't have some kind of unavoidable disease that caused her teeth to rot out, that's pure neglect coupled with her drug use. It really wasn't that long ago her teeth looked more normal.
No. 2074177
Dana made a reddit community:
https://old.reddit.com/r/itssinnabunny/Is she trying to recruit white knights there?
(this is an imageboard) No. 2074189
>>2074150anon please don't tell us this is the one lie you think dana is telling the truth with. shes pissed this is known, not sad or depressed, her acting was terrible in that vid of hers. she always plays
victim, so shes probably thinking back and blaming the girl; saying her foot was cut off (passive) vs her foot was cut by her. lawyers and police have better things to do than to listen to an ogre bitch about the internet.
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She's so full of shit. How could you say that you are completely sober with pupils this size (Gromit has as big pupils as you in thate video, so don't lie Dana that it's from your meds or sth like that, because we all know the truth…)?(unintegrated posting style)
No. 2074195
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>>2074191She has got to be on something, weight medication doesn't dilatate your pupils like that
No. 2074226
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>>2074181Sooo masculine and kweer!!! Lmao
No. 2074237
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She's trying so hard to convince people she's sober.
No. 2074238
>>2074237KEK she's so
round!
No. 2074239
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>>2074218Picture of her drug test. It only rests for amphetamines, cocaine, benzos, THC, and opiates. Mind you that cocaine is out of your system in 2-3 days so she could be using, just not recently. I'm guessing she was rolling on NYE. And apparently she slept in until five on New Year's Day. How much drugs was she taking or did she just have an awful hangover?
No. 2074243
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>>2074239She went to bed around 6 am on New Year's Day and woke up around 5 pm. What an awesome mother.
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She didn't delete her tiktoks, maybe because of $, but I made a comparision for you Dana. Every photo is from the times when you were on your meds. There's also a photo in darkness, so everybody can see the difference. But seriously, what you do is something only a narcissist would do. I just don't have words anymore for you. That's it for me.(fan letter)
No. 2074250
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>>2074239Dana is definitely so unbothered kek, purchasing herself a drug test and posting the results multiple times. Nevermind the fact that most drug tests don't detect mdma, ketamine, lsd or other common party drugs. She gloats in her vlog how ~ you can go to a rave sober ~ which is true, but who stays out at afters until 5am sober?? no one.
No. 2074256
>>2074191>>2074195Her ex friends did say she had a stash of her dead mother's hospice pain killers that she'd take sometimes.
>>2074237She's so full of shit. It's honestly incredible she doesn't get tired of lying all the time. If she was actually on SSRIs she wouldn't be such a rabid sex fiend in the first place.
>>2074239>>2074250This also proves nothing because she could of used anyone's pee? Not that I'd want to watch her pee on the thing, but junkies pull that trick all the time? It is insane how she responds to "the haturz" on a daily basis at this point though. Never seen a cow quite this attentive.
No. 2074258
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She's acting like she got sexually assaulted as a kid instead of running over someone's foot. What a manipulative liar.
No. 2074263
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My time is lost forever, but I had to prove my point
No. 2074264
>>2074263So what medications is she on? if in actuality it's for what she'd claim (antidepressants, antipsychotics) her pupil dilation wouldn't be so inconsistent. You take SSRIs daily, not whenever you go to a rave.
>>2074237Also doubting whatever other medication she's referring to (that helps her not be incontinent) is the cause either.
No. 2074275
>>2074269I think she's just addicted to the attention of it all while also being desperate to gain control of the narrative and of course, flex on the haturzzz.
>>2074271It looks like she just has "innies" that are only half "in" there? She might've also messed them up a bit by being a freak like shay did to hers too though. Really the tattoo is the worst part, the lines are so wonky and the color is kind of grotesque. From a distance it really looks like she has some sort of weird defect instead of looking cute.
>>2074226Also just noticed, but does her tattoo really say "beware of yourself"? kek. She really should take her own advice here.
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Now she's claiming that people are showing up at her house. Sure, Dana.
No. 2074289
>>2074258I was giving Dana the benefit of the doubt. Since she was just 10 she could have just made an honest mistake and put the lawnmower in reverse instead of drive. (idk I've never driven a lawnmower so maybe this is wrong). She could just say she made an honest mistake and blame her mom. (Or just not say anything at all kek) The fact that she is so vehemently denying any wrongdoing and acting like the
victim makes me feel like she did shit on purpose. She really needs to learn to shut up but I hope she is like Shayna so the mill will be flowing for years to come.
No. 2074292
>>2074150I do believe she has a lawyer (she'd need one for civil matters like settling her mother's estate and handling her divorce from known rapist Matthew Hare), but I
don't believe she'll actually cry to them for a lolsuit. Any efforts to prove her claims of stalking and harassment would require her to provide links to her threads, thus immortalizing her antics in the court record, and CPS would descend on her home like a colony of gulls.
No. 2074312
>>2074263She looks so much like Ed Sheeran here omg.
>>2074280They are in fact tattoos.
>>2074287>>2074277People showing up at her house = CPS
No. 2074322
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Noticed something kind of funny from her NYE vlog. In her "losing weight" flex she claimed she's been losing a bunch of weight and praises herself for eating healthier. But Kaylee brought her Taco bell on NYE and she's sucking down a giant baja blast while getting ready. She really was sucking it in and hiking her pants up in that other clip because these thin spandex pants are really telling on her.
>>2074277If there really is anyone dumb enough to show up at her house, it's probably just one of the retards from the snark group. In all years I've been on the farm, I have never seen a farmer show up at a cow's place of residence before. It's a bannable offense to even just DM a cow? We aren't supposed to touch the poop. Maybe Dana should have thought about these risks before making a "meet and greet" event at her own home? Before inviting borderline strangers into their house for drug fueled orgies? It seemed like a lot of the snark group knew her irl in some way so I'm sure a handful of them are actually local to her. She's incredibly stupid to have let so many weirdos into her home and start so much drama with them though. This is really trailer park hooker tier drama and behavior though. I feel so bad for her daughter.
No. 2074329
>>2074250>>2074111it's crazy the lengths she goes to, just to try to cover her ass to a few groups of people who couldn't care less. How does she not understand that posting responses to her "haters" every few hours makes her look insane?
>>2074302damn, she really needs to log off
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>>2073905It's true she's getting a ton of views on her PSA video. She barely gets any views on her other videos. From what I can tell, you get about $0.02 per 1000 views. That means her average video makes her about 20 cents. I wonder if her crying
victim will give her a lot more followers on tiktok that will stick around.
No. 2074338
(A bit of a sperg here, I won't be opposed to a ban.) I take about every medication besides her weight loss ones that she disclosed for "transparency" and again, as she shows, they are daily use, there's no logical explanation for her varying dilation unless she's quite literally failing to take them as posted on the label.
She was prescribed opiates for her upcoming surgery, blames such for the pupil dilation, but her eyes have been like this since before she dyed her hair.
No. 2074356
>>2074352I assume that she was given the prescription before the dental surgery so that she has the pain killers ready as soon as the operation is completed. She might have been prescribed some extra to take before to calm her nerves, depending on if she's going to go under anæsthesia.
>>2074250It's asinine how much thought she gives to us. Imagine any other "influencer" uploading a pissed on stick of plastic to prove their sobriety. Why would she think that this is a good idea to post? Why is she even doing a drug test at home to begin with? I'm starting to believe the other anons' tinfoil that she's mentally challenged.
No. 2074424
>>2074373Yes, it mostly makes your pupils small like pins, but there are also some opioids that are synthetic (not opiates exactly, but still depressants) like Tramadol make them bigger.
I don't get it why she showed us what she takes and describes everything, while skipping the fact that Gromit had unnaturally dilated pupils too and I assume that she isn't that mentally ill and doesn't have to be on drug cocktails like that.
Lexapro isn't useful when you take a bigger dose once on a bad day. I'm taking it myself and I read about it a lot. She's straight up lying as always.
This woman is gonna ruin her life even more, because she's just I'll. Her life path until now shows it very clear. Nothing can help her if she won't stop lying to herself and won't get help from professional (not psychiatrist, but therapist). Unfortunately, you need to want to get better for it to be useful too and she just wants fast effects on the outside, but is still rotten on the inside.
You can fool others, but doing this is just pure autodestruction and ruining your daughters childhood, because you are so self-absorbed.
No. 2074429
>>2074338Taking MDMA as an adult isn't necessarily a huge deal. But isn't it dangerous to take with all of this psychiatric medication? Dana is just making herself look worse and worse. She knows she looked so bad after the cocaine incident and wants to seem like she moved on because she's a sober queen now. But she is just making herself look worse and worse. Not to mention she is getting surgery like
>>2074424 mentioned. What a shit show.
No. 2074441
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Danna, you liar…
From Drugs.com:
"Escitalopram is an antidepressant used to treat depression and anxiety. The maximum dose is 20 mg once a day for adults and 10 mg once a day for children and elderly."
No. 2074450
>>2074447Accidents do happen, I really don't think she came near her 'as a joke'. It's a sad thing to happen for both of them esp the
victim, and I think it's intellectually dishonest for nonas to tinfoil that she did it deliberately lol.
No. 2074481
>>2074447>>2074450>>2074475The thing is, she could have thrown it in reverse by accident or didnt know it was in reverse when she started driving. Or the other girl could have ran up to the lawnmower while dana was operating it. There is almost no info posted in that article. Also ten year old dana is not the same dana that has a child that she exposes to unsafe enviornments, who is a pathological liar and a narcissist and loves to let her teeth rot just ebeg for 20k while spending her money on other shit.
If there are any nonas retarded enough to say dana was an evil 10 y/o child with no basis besides this one incident and the projection of her adult personality, then they are retarded or they are Dana herself trying to make the boards look bad. Seriously the foot incident is sad but has nothing to do with the milk of this cow. Kek
No. 2074484
>>2074481I think Dana is still temporarily banned judging by the lack of spergy WKing at the moment after trying to "gum up" the last thread. There's definitely still the occasional redditfag lurking about though and I don't doubt Dana has sent one of her various fuck buddies here to defend her junkie honor before. I agree with you and
>>2074475 though and feel like this fixation on the one thing she can try to turn around for sympathy points and a "gotcha" at the evils that are the farms is just muddying the milk. She was a dumb kid being a dumb kid and something absolutely horrible happened. The one thing Dana is guilty of regarding it is centering herself over the
victim and letting people in the comments incorrectly assume it's about childhood SA in order to garner more sympathy.
>>2074468Grommet seems like the semi-sheltered horse girl type that never received a lot of attention tbh. Dana is lovebombing her like crazy since she's the "new" person. She's also filling the void left by losing the majority of her friends when gaby and the others all dipped out. It'll all fall apart in due time if grommet isn't a complete doormat. Someone else new and shiny will come along and ol grommy won't be the first pick anymore.
No. 2074488
>>2074475I was going to give her the benefit of the doubt. Even if kids see their parents riding a lawnmower, I think kids might not understand to check for the difference between forwards or reverse. (I've never used a riding lawnmower so correct me if I'm wrong) I think even adults might make that kind of mistake in the car.
On the other hand I think it's suspicious that Dana is so defensive about the incident. If she just said that she made a mistake when she was a kid and is sorry now that the girl lost her foot, then most people would be sympathetic to that. The fact that she's making herself to be
victim in this story is very suspicious. She just shouldn't have said anything in the first place, imo.
No. 2074497
>>2074481The only thing we can reasonably get out of it is how she's reacting now. Especially her framing it like the other girl is an afterthought. It's a scarring event but it's also so callous to therapyspeak about ruining another person's childhood. That along with how she treated her ex-husbands rape
victims says a lot about her character now.
No. 2074504
>>2074481>Seriously the foot incident is sad but has nothing to do with the milk of this cow.Are you autistic? The milk is the video that she released where she paints herself as the
victim of a traumatic incident that happened to her. She deliberately obfuscates what really happened so that her audience assumes she's talking about a sexual assault or something. The milk is her reaction to a 20 year old article being posted on an anonymous IB. There's no need to moralfag all day long about whether or not it's right to make fun of Dana for her shit childhood, nobody gives a fuck and if you don't like it you can just ignore it. This isn't Reddit where you need to police the conversation and thumbs down people that you don't like.
The milk isn't that she severed another kid's foot, it's that she's still trying her damnedest nearly 2 decades after the fact to minimize her involvement in a maiming she committed and paint herself as the
victim in that situation. That's what makes it funny to laugh at. Everyone feels bad for the footless girl, nobody feels bad for the rotten tooth girl that mutilated another kid and tried to make it all about herself.
>>2074503I also got annoyed by her pronunciation. How are you on a medicine for that long and you still haven't learned to pronounce it?
No. 2074506
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Big image dump (because Dana has been furiously posting away)
No. 2074528
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>>2074510I'm very familiar with how AI generated content looks like. I'm surprised that nobody on here has caught onto the fact that she uses AI so much. A lot of her longer responses like the one in this screenshot are clearly generated using AI, it's almost painfully obvious if you're familiar with how AI "writes" content.
I can identify it as AI just from looking at it. To make my claim stronger I pasted her response into a well-known tool for AI detection, something that I use for my job often, and the tool came back with a 100% probability that this was written by AI.
What sticks out to me is:
>Obviously, Dana is low-IQ and this sort of writing is beyond her intellectual means to produce, specifically the grammatical choices and the punctuation.>General tone and word choices are consistent with AI generated text, the repetition of key themes, the generic word choices, etc..>The em dash. You see the longer hypen-like character in the final paragraph? That is a an em dash. You don't see this character very often, most people just use the dash because it's readily available on keyboards. Even on the iPhone keyboard, one has to hold down on the dash key to prompt the phone to show the em dash option. I doubt Dana even knows what an em dash is, so this really stuck out to me.I have no idea why Dana does this? What is the point of sending yourself anonymous questions just to answer them using AI? Really, what is the benefit? Even if someone else sent her that anonymous question, wouldn't it reflect poorly on Dana to respond with a lightly-edited AI response? A lot of her long-form content is either outright AI generation or AI generation that she later edits.
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>>2074528Samefag just to demonstrate further; if you ask the anonymous question to a popular AI program, the response it spits out is strikingly similar to what Dana posted. The first clause is exactly the same: "First, congratulations on 103 days of sobriety."
I'm 100% sure that she uses AI programs to create these responses. For what purpose, I'm not sure. So much of her content has devolved into indirect confrontation with her 'haters' either on here or on her Reddit snark page. Part of me thinks that she uses these AI-generated responses to try and project this intellectual, community-driven, wise self-image that is removed from reality.
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This is 100% Dana sending herself asks kek
No. 2074546
>>2074544Great points. The junkie part I would still pity, but she did cape for matt hare the rapist and bullied his
victims. Trash person through and through.
No. 2074551
>>2074520I would not marry a rapist, have a child with him, post about how I knew he was a rapist but the women he raped didn't show me enough empathy, and explain that's why I stayed with him. I wouldn't be polyamorous with a child, or doing cocaine or going to raves, and I wouldn't be letting my partners around my daughter. I wouldn't be desperate for attention, constantly posting on the internet about every inane part of my life under the guise of it being "educational". When people started posting about me on a snark page or an IB, I wouldn't acknowledge it and leave them alone, because I know that the majority of wider society doesn't give a shit about image boards and I don't need to engage with them to protect myself. I wouldn't respond to every single accusation and desperately try and curry the favor of strangers on the internet. I wouldn't liveblog my breakups, talk about my rapist ex strangling my daughter, show off my terrible dental hygiene, and give extensive tours of the inside of my property. Dana can stop acknowledging so-called rumors and lies, stop taking drug tests for strangers, stop chilling on the couch with dildos, stop calling herself an educator, and stop sending her weirdo white knights into the thread to defend her. All you people do is kick the hornets nest of bored farmers who live off of schadenfreude. Then you do something absolutely retarded like post your butthole or your pepperoni heart nips for free on the internet and call yourself an educator. Stop it. Log off. Get some help.
(blog) No. 2074554
AI or not, all of her recent NGL responses and this video are about Eli. She's clearly insecure about her appearance, jealous of whoever he's seeing, and constantly comparing herself to that person. Her boundaries were crossed in the past, which probably plays into all of this. Honestly, she has little to no self-awareness.
That's why she can’t say anything beyond "appropriate for her age" when it comes to her daughter being sexualized. It's just a way to brush off our concerns and avoid taking responsibility. Same goes for her polyamorous "education." It's all just vague, short statements that serve as clapbacks to us or as cryptic messages for people in her personal life and estranged friends. Sometimes it even feels passive-aggressive, like she did with Gabby and Eli in her vlogs about her working hard when they're together at home, having fun.
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Not too long ago, Eli posted an image on his story with that stated that he wants to be with someone who’s "good" or something along those lines. Unfortunately forgot to save it. But every time I see him fake smiling for a video, it's so obvious that he's just fed up with all the drama.
No. 2074573
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People must taking the piss out of her.
No. 2074580
>>2074573This
reeks of AI. Educator my ass, she's a chatgpt reader and nothing else.
>>2074561A personality disorder diagnosis is more of a warning to others than anything else.
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>>2074528Wow I can't unsee it now lmao. She can't form a paragraph on her own.
>>2074573I just asked ChatGPT this same question and here was the response lmao.
No. 2074583
>>2074574The other anon is acting like a channer, just ignore them and continue
actually posting content (something channer-chan is not doing but feels comfortable nagging mommy-anon about)
No. 2074585
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>>2074582samefag but ChatGPT gave me about 4 paragraphs, so I asked again "in short, what is your opinion on Marxism?" and it's eerily similar to Dana's answer. They both say "valuable critiques of capitalism", "inequality" and "exploitation" in the first sentence. I ran her answer through an AI checker and lol.
No. 2074590
>>2074113>inb4KEKKKKKK our integrated queen
>>2074191My fucking god, the absolute size of those pupils. She's most definitely still in active addiction, it's insane she's showcasing it this openly. Typical druggie thinking they can hide it better than they do.
>>2074277Literally nobody has done that or else she would've made a vlog sperging about how much of a
victim she is.
>pictures of my daughters school The fucking audacity to lie about that when people in both her "hate groups" have unironically gone through more precautions to protect the identity of Dana's daughter than Dana herself. You posted fully uncensored pictures of your daughter pole dancing in her underwear. Your "hate group" censored her face and body. You posted your daughter's name publicly on Tumblr. Your "hate group" censored her name. Even if people had been posting pictures of her daughter's school, which evidently never happened, they would've gotten it through information YOU posted publicly, Dana. When is she gonna learn to protect her daughter??? she's lucky it's just people who hate her digging into her shit and not a group of pedophiles because they'd have ways to groom Tiny human to spare.
>>2074338The absolute smugness and retardation of thinking she's proving anything as if people couldn't do hard drugs and prescription medication at the same time aside, why the ever loving fuck is she still going by Dana
Hare? How does she have zero shame to go by her rapist ex husbands name, especially when she's claiming she's married to the caveman? Shouldn't she go by Dana VePedo? Tinfoil: she desperately wants to get back together with rapeape Matt.
>I can't drink Forgetting how often she posts herself drinking. Just as she forgot she openly admitted to doing cocaine on reddit.
No. 2074591
>>2074554"My husband's girlfriend is more attractive than me"
Holy fuck! The pickmeism is at 11
Also her talking about "setting and respecting boundaries" when all she does is let people walk all over her is hilarious. Guess it's easy to forget your own lies when lying is all you do
No. 2074592
>>2074520>Blaming Dana for this is extremely Redditard coded.uh thanks anon for admitting you go dont go outside much if you really only think looking into how tf she did that to another kid is reddit-like lmao. istg the weirdest thing to come out of this lolcow vs reddit thing are nerds too giddy to admit how sheltered they are.
Dana hates her subreddit because of how meticulous they are of documenting her retardation and her ex-friends spilling the beans on her, that’s literally it. any attempts to moralfag is retarded and derailing.
>>2074504>The milk is her reaction to a 20 year old article being posted on an anonymous IB. finally someone understands. the way she reacted to this is similar to how she reacted about matt hare and when she harassed his
victims, when it was revealed she has orgies while her kid is at home, when it was revealed she had her kid dance on her stripper pole and demand the orgy participants listen to her daughter read a book, after it was revealed she stole her mom's hospice pain meds, it goes on and it seems to never stop. after all these outrageous choices shes made, the real milk is "what the fucking fuck is wrong with dana"
>>2074528>I have no idea why Dana does this?ill hazard a guess: dana's low-iq insecurity runs real fukin deep. and its part of her education grift. jesus christ lmao the milk is glorious, from cutting a girl's foot off during childhood to using AI to hide her retardation KEK
(integrate) No. 2074598
>>2074590Agreed that her trying to make it seem like the "hate groups" are out to put her child in danger is insane when she's the biggest culprit. She's invited strangers into their home to have orgies and do drugs while her daughter is in the same house. She has let her dance on a stripper pole (and posted the photo of her in her underwear doing so?!) and cuddle in bed with people who are not her family, while surrounded with pornographic imagery on the walls. She has posted her name online, she has tried to host meet and greets in her home, etc. There's a reason why CPS is still coming around and it isn't because the haturrrz. She's a terrible mother and has proven many times she'll pick her partner of the month or partying over her kid every. single. time.
>>2074528>>2074585This is incredible nonna. I knew something seemed off. Even her video addressing the "incident" seemed so soulless and scripted. Really shouldn't be surprised she'd stoop as low and using AI while pretending to be an "educator" but here we are.
No. 2074601
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>>2074506Her reasoning being
>I'm having life changing surgery on Thursday. Why would I do ANYTHING like hard drugs to fuck it up?! Gee, Dana, idk. Why did you marry and breed with a serial rapist after +7 women had already accused him and even warned you about it in person? Why did you let him strangle your daughter to near death? Why do you continue to go by his last name? Clearly you're not the smartest cookie.
>>2074519>will the hobosexual wall-eyed Jesus flee in 2025?Honestly, it's strange he hasn't already. Dana is clearly getting more out of the relationship than he is. Sure, he gets to be a hobo freeloader who lives in her home rent-free, as well as fuck other men freely; but he also has to play stepdaddy and Dana has admitted Eli does %90 of the parenting while she gets coked up and goes to festivals. Having to hold off from gagging at the sight and smell of Dana's teeth long enough to kiss her on the mouth must already be hard enough, but to have to take care of her kid while she lives like a childless junkie teen, and to be featured in her retarded vlogs that attract all sorts of people to mock you both seems like way more sacrifice and effort than the average moid is willing to put in.
>>2074528Great catch, she's so retarded. Can't even string two sentences of advice together for her polyfag followers on her own.
>I have no idea why Dana does this? What is the point of sending yourself anonymous questions just to answer them using AI?It's pretty clear shes desperate to be seen as an "educator" since she's in denial of her actual contribution to the internet: being a cow. I always laugh at her claiming the haydurz are giving her followers and engagement when her subreddit went from 200 something members to +470 in less than a month. I'm one of those followers she gained post-hate groups only because she said she used a bot to block the hadurz who watched her story without following kek.
No. 2074604
>>2074590It's crazy how much she lies and manipulates.
>>2074601God damn that lazy eye. Is it getting worse?
No. 2074606
File: 1736131601189.png (2.55 MB, 1156x1352, instagram chatgpt.png)
>>2074528She confirmed that she uses ChatGPT for "ideas."
No. 2074610
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>>2074609
Lol I'm doing the same thing
No. 2074641
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>>2074601Samefag kek, two hours after I said
>Why do you continue to go by [rapist Matt's] last name?she sent herself this. Lurking so hard.
No. 2074646
>>2074641That’s a lot of words just to say “I’m still married to the rapist who tried to murder my infant child”.
She offers this story about feeling othered in her own home as a child, not sparing a thought as to how it will affect her daughter having the same name as the “father” who tried to strangle her to death as a baby. Sad.
No. 2074736
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>MILF who uses all three holes!
Kek the way she describes herself in such vulgar ways but gets triggered when a simp calls her a fat woman is peak NLOGism.
No. 2074740
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>>2074736>i am not fattopkek, shayna died so Dana could take her place as the most delusional cow
No. 2074745
>>2074732agreed, any important days we add invariably ties back to her reliance on moids (calling to harrass matt hare's
victims, relationship drama involving eli, etc). but i guess we can add the lawnmower incident too. the other major unknown is when her mom passed and when she got the inheritance
No. 2074748
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I can't stand when she pretends to have fetishistic simps who will pay her for anything kek. Dana, your revolting porn where you're a pregnant avatar pissing on random ethots barely gets to 2 likes. No one's buying that shit, much less your biohazard teeth (unless someone wanted them for scientific purposes, a whole galaxy of bacteria must be breeding in there)
No. 2074766
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It’s either boring engagement bait as usual or the rot has spread to her jaw bone.
No. 2074767
>>2074736So she's a rave babe huh? I thought it was a rare event.
>>2074766She's a little red eyed. I think you're right and the consequences of her neglect to her dental health are way, way worse than she thought. The dentist must have told her it's all her fault and not her HyPeRdOnTiA as well.
No. 2074785
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>>2074766There's absolutely zero hope for her absolute lack of jaw/chin at this point. It was already pretty bad when she still had teeth, but even if she loses weight, with the sheer amount of damage done already she's going to look even more bizarre. Dentures often come with so many complications too. Uncomfortable fit, trapped food, further bone loss, etc. She's going to need to actually care for her dentures too? Her mouth is going to stay forever stinky.
>>2074781She's definitely going to have to stay toothless for some time. Her gums are so inflamed and rotten even after all the work they tried to do in there.
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>>2074809Jfc. I hope Dana consults a different dentist because it seems like they're money hungry. To be fair, if I was Dana, I would believe I needed to get all my teeth ripped out.
No. 2074819
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>>2074810While her poor dental hygiene and sugar/soda heavy diet definitely would have led her down the path of needing extreme dental work eventually. It was probably her coke use (and other possible party drugs) that led her to the point of no return by 30.
>>2074766I have to wonder if she's got any holes in her sinuses or palette from her drug use that could complicate things tbh. If her dental damage is this severe, it's not impossible she's fucked her sinuses up permanently too.
No. 2074827
>>2074821Adding context. Dana has 164 followers on MV, where as Shayna has 6,400 and Shayna barely makes $400 a month in video sales.
lmao. Great catch. What does she get out of filming out of MV? And what's more confusing is what anyone else gets out of filming with her. Is she just a sex addict who pays people to film with her?
(learn to greentext) No. 2074842
File: 1736212319199.mp4 (19.12 MB, Lawnmower2.mp4)
Dana made a follow up video about the lawnmower accident
No. 2074846
>>2074679She literally said it herself:
>Even then, by then, I just don't careShe literally doesn't care that she's making her daughter carry the last name of the serial rapist who tried to strangle her to death. Her lack of empathy is terrifying. Plus she's totally taking advantage of the fact that her IG followers still don't know about Matt Hare's criminal record. She's making it sound so inconsequential as if it's not utterly bizarre to still want to associate yourself and your daughter to a serial rapist pedo who attempted infanticide.
>>2074782>because her faggot is busy at work or searching for another girlfriend >girlfriendNonnie you said it yourself, he's a faggot. If anything he's looking for a boyfriend. It makes me laugh to reread the poly thread where people were convinced he'd run off to the sunset with Gaby when he so clearly craves gock.
>>2074821Kekkk can someone post Dana's monthly porn earnings like they do over in Shay's thread? has to be bleak as fuck
No. 2074850
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>>2074842As the person who originally found the article before it was posted on reddit, it was NOT found by her parents' names at all. Just "Dana Christine Chencharick," and then out of curiosity, "Christine Chencharick," not knowing it was her mom's name. As seen in picrel, it was not on the 9th page of google, but instead it's the 3rd result. It was also not found by her dad's name as she claims. She is desperately trying to make it sound like she is being heavily stalked, when in reality she constantly documents everything she does online.
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>>2074842>says her family was extremely poor (not too poor for a riding lawnmower though?)>had to give her family money as a 10,11,12yo child despite not having a job>goes onto say she had her first job at 15>doubles back and says at 10yo she was cutting grass for money (not a job though?)>was required to give her mom her paycheck (always throwing her dead mom under the bus)>despite her family being so incredibly poor her whole life she got a hefty inheritance when her mom died?Kinda funny she keeps saying "minor child" just like the WK in the last thread. Totally not Dana though!
>>2074847Always lying per usual. Also, the massively dilated eyes. Is she really okay to be driving while hopped up on whatever meds is causing all that?
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>>2074842Her insistence that the girl is thriving and she stays connected with her on social media only has me curious if that's true. Her name isn't hard to find.
>>2074854Yuuup, that anon just happens to live in the same city as Dana.
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>>2074854It's also interesting that the incident didn't even happen on the neighbor's property. I fully believe that it was an accident, but it seems more like she and a friend were messing with the lawnmower in the front yard, not that she was hard at work at the neighbor's.
>>2074858>Her insistence that the girl is thriving and she stays connected with her on social media only has me curious if that's true.Imagine signing up for facebook and "reconnecting" with the girl whose foot you cut off kek
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>>2074850I was able to replicate this, though the second result is different for me - I believe it is the property records for Dana's childhood home in Connecticut. I didn't include the address + removed irrelevant names, but it really is
right there. Emil Micik Jr. is mentioned in the article as Christine Chencharick's "live-in boyfriend", so I guess that means she got the house in the divorce kek. Unless Dana's parents were poly too?
>>2074863I kinda feel bad for Allen. Imagine leaving your little girl in the care of your ex-wife and she lets her cut someone's foot off. Notice in picrel how he takes his name off the deed in 2004, a year after the incident.
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Uh oh trouble in paradise?
No. 2074871
>>2074831>>2074817This is so weird, why would you want the cow to get proper dental care? Let her rip all her teeth out at some crackhouse dentist just to spend all her money on coke and more deviantart porn for her family friendly wall and laugh, this is hilarious.
>>2074850>>2074842Interesting how she's seething this much about us finding out this ancient milk, but not a peep was made when we found out she's a rape apologist who threatened legal action against Matt Hare's
victims (some of whom were underage), and might've even sexually assaulted women alongside Matt herself. Dana's clearly more retarded than she believes, but even in her biggest retard moments she still knows there would be no coming back from it if she exposed her IG followers to the
actual milk and allegations being discussed here. The fact that she's so hung up on the lawnmower thing makes me wonder if there's more to the story than her being a
victim of negligent parenting (maybe the best friends side of the story?).
>>2074858Jannies pls release Dana's post history kek
I'm certain most anons insisting she was milkless and wouldnt last a first or second thread were also her No. 2074872
>>2074863>makes up a new child labor scenario to try to garner more sympathy>article completely disproves all her new claimsGod, she really can't help herself. This is so embarrassing. It's like she can't stop milking herself at this point.
>>2074865I did kek a little when she called us "L-O-L cow" though ngl.
>>2074870Dana is hopped up on meds and visibly spiraling rn. You just know this man is exhausted. Also since Gaby left he's been stuck taking care of a kid that isn't even his solo while Dana continues going further and further off the rails. I'd almost feel bad if he wasn't such a nasty moid tbh.
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>>2074842>>2074865Could also be picrel. It's ironic that she claimed anons and redditards amplified the incident by bringing it to a larger platform, yet her own post about it ends up exposing it to an even wider audience. She could've said nothing. But then she wouldn't be able to play the
victim>>2074871>Interesting how she's seething this much about us finding out this ancient milk, but not a peep was made when we found out she's a rape apologist Really good point, nonna
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No. 2074889
>>2074846>Kekkk can someone post Dana's monthly porn earnings like they do over in Shay's thread? has to be bleak as fuckShe doesn't publicly show her sub numbers so I can't calculate her earnings from subs. For December, her income from video sales, after MV takes it's 40% cut was
$28.76.
No. 2074890
>>2074879"MILF" is a phrase that desperate women call themselves to prove that they're still sexy and a porn category for gross moids, so it makes sense why she's obsessed with using it kek.
>>2074889Pathetic but not surprising.
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>>2074875Bad quality, but this is the set of x-rays on the screen when she's at the dentist. maybe someone will know what actually happened before she invariably lies
No. 2074898
>>2074895Honestly these are too small to really get much information out of outside of it being obvious that she's already missing multiple teeth and that her gums are extremely receded. Curious as to what that bright circle in the top xray is though? It appears to be at the roof of her mouth. It shouldn't be her septum piercing showing through either as they usually make you take piercings out for xrays.
>>2074893Usually the other people participating get their own clips to sell from the shoots. I can only assume otherwise she gets collabs for the free "professional" filming and photography coupled with them providing the space to film in? She doesn't seem to have any real long term collab partners though so I think they eventually all realize it's not worth it.
No. 2074902
>>2074863What a fucking liar. She'll embellish any story, any situation, any incident, to make herself look better or more like a
victim or whatever it is she wants. It's no wonder she lost a whole friend group not too long ago. Lies add up become unmanageable, and finding out someone was subtly changing up every story they ever told, that every little thing about them had something that wasn't real, it's such a grimy,nasty feeling.
At this point her sustenance is duper's delight annd narc rage. And she still manages to be fat, amazing.
No. 2074913
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So airbrushed it might as well be ai and she is still ugly
No. 2074918
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>>2074895From Reddit. Apparently her dentist wants to… save her teeth. I suspect he just wants to spend less time in her mouth
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>>2074879Yes perfectly safe after posting the address her child lives at uncensored to her story because she was mad at her ex. Uploading proof of this for posterity. Incident occured 9-10 of November and the story remained up with home address visible for the full 24 hours.
No. 2074933
>>2074918accidently called it
>>2074826 here. It sounds like she's already missing 6 teeth if she only has 26 currently. If she gets 5 more pulled she's down a whopping 11 teeth in total. I still stand by the partial being pointless in the long run and more likely a money pit considering her poor dental hygiene and other "habits". There's also the fact she's going to have to still take proper care of her partial that might lead to complications down the line. Guess we'll see, but I have a strong feeling she's going with the partial option and is probably hoping her "hyperdontia" will mean she can just grow in her new teeth like a shark or something. kek
>>2074927There's something vaguely funny to me about her constantly ordering pizza. Especially $150+ dollars of pizza. July 14th must've been an orgy night.
No. 2074956
>>2074871>Interesting how she's seething this much about us finding out this ancient milk, but not a peep was made when we found out she's a rape apologistImo the reason she's so upset about the lawnmower thing is because it was an
accident, and she knows it was an accident. For once she's telling (mostly) the truth, so it slaps her right in the narc rage when we insinuate her actions were deliberate. On the flip side, marrying serial rapist Matthew Hare was
wrong, and she
knows it was wrong, so she continuously downplays the severity of the situation in hopes everyone will, idk, forget?
>>2074945You're right! It does not matter why it happened! And the only reason we're still talking about it is because she couldn't resist throwing a few tantrums. We'd still be chasing our tails about the birthday discrepancy if she didn't confirm the article was about her.
No. 2074967
>>2074842yet again, i hear anger in her voice. god shes so self-absorbed it sounds 100% like she doesnt care and is using as an excuse to bitch about her shitty childhood, her parents divorce and being neglected. not only is it hilarious to see her fail to realize shes repeating the cycle with her daughter, idk she sounds too blamey on her parents. all the major milk spilled in this thread jas been about shitastic choices shes made on her own. youre the aggressor dana, not the
victim. very curious what really happened during the lawnmower incident.
No. 2074977
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Three days before her appointment for dentures, the dentist is suddenly saying she doesn’t need them?
No. 2075019
File: 1736272571837.mp4 (19.19 MB, Finances.mp4)
New Dana response video, financial edition
No. 2075028
>>2075019It's insane to me that she's still doing this. Seriously, what's the goal here?
Kek at Eli realizing he can freeload off of her immediately after they met
No. 2075029
>>2074870> @freud.intensifiesKek. I can't imagine how badly it'll destroy Dana if the moid leaves due to her obsessing over her "hate groups". Not because she loves the ugly scrote, but because it'll hurt her ego and she won't have a live-in babysitter feed her ego. I hope he stays with her though, they're both degenerates who deserve each other.
>>2074913Dana, you bloated retard, no one accused you of posting ai pictures. You were caught using ai ai generated responses to make yourself sound more intelligent.
No. 2075030
>>2075019kids are not responsible for their parents’ debt and medical bills. try again, ugly! what did she do for fueled by ramen? also, her nasty nails look like nosferatu’s
(sorry nosferatu ily) also also, she’s not getting 0% interest if she’s financing it for 10 months. that’s not how klarna works.
she says content creation is one of her jobs but this is just something that comes along with it.
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>>2075019>I get free tickets because I worked in the music industry for four years!!I thought you got them for being a "sponsored influencer" though? kek there's no way in hell a former employer would constantly pay for you to go to raves and festivals (which aren't even the same ones you used to work at) ages after you're no longer an employee.
>Wedding photoshootsNot saying it's a lie since I've seen her mutuals wedding with that hideous hulking tranny, but imagine hiring someone who's only known for the tackiest, most unhygienic porn photoshoots as your wedding photographer.
Some of her wks comments under that video, even they seem sick of her constantly addressing us. Not saying this is
sus, but since when does she have this many seemingly normie people defending her when she used to get zero engagement? There's no way lawnmower gate attracted this many wks
No. 2075032
>>2075019Shes so unreliable, I can't believe a single word she says. Literally everything sounds like a lie because she lies so much. How tf does she get
everything for free? She's really wearing that lie out quickly. Also isn't she a delivery driver for coffee? What kind of "travel for work" does that job require? Maybe of she drives the trucks from one city to another (I'm esl I hope you can understand what i meant) but how would she take Eli too? Who would take care of TH?
>500 dollars is not 20000 dollars Ok she's retarded. That's the nail in the coffin. Dana, to get to 20000 dollars, first you need to have 500 dollars.
>I'm doneThen shut the fuck up and focus on your chatgpt "educator" gig.
>As a thank you for consuming my contentIdk why but that sounded so self important and narcissistic.
>On reddit I thought you weren't gonna check on the haterzzzz
Also her arguments about how she got everything as gifts and so cheapcheapcheap is very Tuna coded.
No. 2075034
>>2075019>MY MOM MY MOM MY MOM>MOM died and left me her bankruptcy! MOM was a hoarder! MOM left me with so many medical bills! The bitch died and I had to pay $1000 for the ambulance!>MOM was making me mow the lawn for money as a 10 year old MINOR!!>MOM is at fault for me not believing Matt Hare's victims because they reminded me of when my bitch MOM would tell me to stop blasting fall out boy!!!!Holy fucking shit. You're a 31 year old adult, Dana, time to stop obsessively blaming everything on mommy and take some accountability. The way she resents her so deeply and blames her for every single bad decision
Dana made, even the ones she made as an adult, makes me think her mother wasn't nearly as bad as she paints her out to be and this is pure narc rage and deflection.
No. 2075039
File: 1736275729154.webp (79.51 KB, 1178x2302, 14822166872.webp)
Neglecting her dog's health. I wanna give her the benefit of the doubt that this is recent and that she's gonna get to it once she's done with her teeth stuff.
No. 2075042
>>2075036This is very true, even the description of what counts as emotional incest seems mild in comparison to what Dana is exposing her daughter to. There's multiple women on tikok opening up about how traumatizing it was being exposed to their mom's coomer BDSM lifestyles as children, and it was nothing compared to being made to pole dance in your underwear for an orgy being hosted at your home, or having to see your mom's dildo collection, or her nudes in your fridge.
>>2075039Not to wk, but it's pretty common for vets to suggest against removing cancerous tumors if the dog is old since they may not survive the surgery and post op and it could do more harm than good. But tbf, we can't really trust anything that Dana says so…
No. 2075043
>>2075019I can't get over her. She sits down,ask chat gpt to whip up a little speech, chose a outfit,sets the camera, pulls out the mic, record,edit and publish.
Like even why?! Kekeke what is it inside of her that forces her hand to make these retarded decisions. I am not complaining in the slightest but you just don't make a video like this. All that time she could have stopped herself and say "nope, not doing it"…. But no.
Also love whn you just listen to her and really hear how rehearsed this is and how hard she try to put emphasis on what she think is "important".
Also on the ps5. So $500 + $140 (games) and probably a psn subscription for $130/year (she will get the big one, for sure).
No. 2075047
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>>2075033samefag, found it. 2/07/2020 Dana's mom files for bankruptcy.
No. 2075051
>>2075042>Not to wk, but it's pretty common for vets to suggest against removing cancerous tumors if the dog is old since they may not survive the surgery and post op and it could do more harm than good. But tbf, we can't really trust anything that Dana says so…Fair point. I don't think the dog looks old but it may be and I honestly hope you're correct.
>>2075048I think she would do the opposite, pretend she got nothing just to victimize herself further. Or at least she would have walked that back and made up another elaborate lie to go with her poor larp by now.
No. 2075055
>>2075032>Also isn't she a delivery driver for coffee? What kind of "travel for work" does that job require?You need to watch the full video. She said that she traveled to Florida for work, that work being photography for a wedding held there.
>>2075019That sickly sweet sing-song voice she puts on for the last 20 seconds of the video was creepy.
No. 2075063
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According to redditards, Gaby said they overcharged her for rent while she was living there
No. 2075066
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I doubt this will get deleted might as well archive Dana's response for our convenience.
No. 2075067
>>2075059what if she thought she was supposed to? either she didn't pay it or did because she didn't realize she had the choice not to, shes not smart all. but its a wild guess pulled outta my ass because she always lies
>>2075063they both ruined her credit?? hurricane dana strikes again. I'm guessing they ran up her credit card by asking for her to pay for shit is my guess? I doubt she was even on an actual lease given how quickly she moved in. still pretty shitty for grown ass 30 year old adults to do that to a 20 something.
hope more ex-friends confess on that reddit
No. 2075072
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>>2075066>I don't know why some people think that medical debt just goes away when you die, but it doesn't.Literally
yes it does! For
her, the child! All of those bills should have come out of her mother's estate, and debts in excess of the estate's value are written off as losses. She's likely not on the hook for any of it. (Source:
https://www.experian.com/blogs/ask-experian/what-happens-to-medical-debt-when-you-die/) Unless a debt collector convinced her to switch those debts to her name, I think this is a roundabout way of confirming she got no inheritance… I love it when she lies and it blows up in her face kek
No. 2075073
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>>2075066>selling a home in 2022 was not a housing “boom”Ok Dana.
No. 2075074
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Dana randomly lying about being new to reddit. It's like you can't click on someone's username to see their post history.
No. 2075075
>>2075063Damn, they had her paying their rent and babysitting for free? No wonder Eli was so cut up about her leaving. Dude is on his own now while Dana keeps spending like crazy and airing their dirty laundry out all over the internet.
>>2075065Also kind of checks out in the sense they went from spending money like it was nothing to her suddenly being "frugal" by splurging via reward points and additional small loans/debts.
>>2075070$400 on weight loss drugs, $500+ on a ps5, etc. Like she doesn't understand all these large purchases add up fast. No wonder they're broke and e-begging now. So much for having her finances handled.
>>2075070I've watched her blogs and the "gifts" she gets sent in the mail is usually random cheap shit off her wishlist like a phone mount, or a few tubes of polygrip (for the dentures she apparently won't even get anymore). I haven't seen her receive anything extravagant?
No. 2075085
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>>2075074Proof that Dana was using reddit four years ago. Why is she such an awful liar? Is this what compulsive lying looks like?
No. 2075087
>>2075066>>2075070>>2075071She couldn't even last a week without clapping back on the snark subreddit kek. So much for her new year's resolution. I guess there's always 2026.
>>2075073Kek thank you, nonna. The market was so competitive during 2021-2022. Lying out her ass as usual.
>>2075074>>2075085This bitch could tell me she ate cereal for breakfast and I wouldn't believe her. She lies about the most retarded and disprovable shit.
No. 2075092
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>>2075063Why did she admit to Gabby paying most of the rent? It's so bizarre. How could she think this makes her look good? Making Gabby a nanny too was such a choice.
No. 2075093
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Refuses to adress why she spends 1k + on festivals while begging for her tooth surgery
No. 2075094
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>>2073891A lot of Dana's comments are being auto deleted so I checked Reveddit to see them and two weeks ago she commented this photo and said "Anyways we’re hanging out Sunday to laugh at yall"
No. 2075095
>>2075019>I don't owe anyone an explanation As she continues to explain herself every single day. Get off the internet and go read your child three pages, kek
Next she's going to claim someone's stalking her because she told everyone what kind of car she drives and claim the haters dug it up
No. 2075097
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>>2075094Imagine you just started seeing someone and they text you that their hate group is talking about you. Like..what? Why doesn't this girl run and never look back?
No. 2075102
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>>2075094Gromit's face is so annoying.
>>2075097Sex talk involving Dana always makes me queasy. I can't get over the fact tha she's basically casting Bad Breath when she kisses. How tf do people stand being close to her rotten mouth, even after the cleanup it must smell like death.
No. 2075108
>>2075019Several people have gone over her rebuttal already, but I'm going to summarize it here:
>Mom left her $60k>Had to cover her mom's medical cost, cremation, and taxes from her mom selling home>Mom's house sold for less than she paid>Mom was a hoarder>Had to pay mom's $1000 ambulance bill the night she died>Had to buy a Volkswagen Taos SUV for her child's safety>Eli bought her Christmas gift during a Black Friday sale for 60% off>Takes contrave and metformin, not ozempic; pays $300 for a six month supply>Goes to festivals like Lost Lands for free>Last trip was going to Florida to work as a wedding photographer and will also travel to work in February >One of her first dates with Eli was being guest listed for a Blackbear show>Continues to get into shows for free>Will get a second job after her dental surgery>Bought the PS5 on Black Friday>Spent $320 on it and financed it through Klarna for 0% interest>Social media is a job for her>Most things she's gotten in the last couple of months shown on reddit are sponsorship deals, gifts from friends back in Florida/Crystal/her other partners, or things bought on saleI'm assuming this is all lies, but this is what she claims for the curious who don't want to watch the video.
No. 2075109
>>2075066>Hurricaine Matthew Kekkk for a moment I forgot it was an actual hurricane and thought she was referencing the iconic Hurricaine Dana post but with rapeape Matt's name instead.
>>2075085>And I found your IP…But she instantly cries, shits herself and threatens legal action against her "stalkers" for posting public information kek, she's unreal.
>>2075092>I don't own a credit card How is that even possible for an adult lmao, she always lies about the most bizarre shit. Instead of just disproving the claim she'll be like
>I don't own a credit card. Eli has no bank account. Gaby doesn't even know what money is. She was raised in a small Nigerian village where only barter was used. >Why did she admit to Gabby paying most of the rent?Seriously, in what world does this make her look better? It's not like 1800 is that far away from 1600, they still overcharged the fuck out of her. They literally made that girl
pay to be her daughter's live in nanny, worst au pair deal ever.
>>2075093>Made better choices than MY MOM Ohhhhhhh my god, here we fucking go again.
No. 2075110
>>2075097kaylee doesnt seem too bright..she is aware that shes fulfilling a role for dana that eli rightfully refuses to partake in right? dana is using her as her own pity party because of da haturzz. that’s not what friends do. it never occurred to her why eli doesnt get involved?
>>2075102>I can't get over the fact tha she's basically casting Bad Breath when she kissesthis took me out anon lmao. we need to mention the malbolo in the next thread pic
And lastly, no dana. You do not makes better choices than your mom. youre a worser version than her. don't worry, your daughter will tell you eventually in the future.
No. 2075112
>>2075108She went to Pilgrim Fest or whatever it's called, and it was $1k. She admits to paying for that. That plus the $320 PS5 plus $300 for her weight loss meds and you're racking up a lot of money that could go toward her dental fund.
She also mentioned her old car was a 2015 Volkswagen Jetta so she obviously needed a new car. I don't think that was a necessity. A 2015 car should still be in good condition if you maintain it well. Google shows they can rack up a lot of mileage. I'm guessing she treated it like her teeth.
A quick google for her new car, a Volkswagen Taos shows a lot of people regret buying it. Sure, it was cheaper than other Volkswagen SUVs, but you don't need a Volkswagen. Especially if it'll be costlier than the other SUVs in the long run due to the repairs she'll eventually face. Go to CarMax, trade your car in and get any American car which is cheaper to repair and maintain.
No. 2075113
>>2075097I'm a bit lost, when did this happen? How do redditards know this much about what happened while they were having sex, was it a porn vid? I don't remember the drama in picrel.
>Why doesn't this girl run and never look back?She's the same breed of attention seeking retard as Dana, kek. Some anon pointed out she seems like the obnoxious sheltered horse girl stereotype that's probably just happy to be included and invited to do drugs at raves, even if it's by someone as disgusting and hated as Dana. I'm stuck on how bizarre it is to be dating someone and cowtip them on what your hadurz are saying about them, I know she clearly wants to bond over their shared "hate groups" and feel like she has an ally in gromit, but she
has to know how shitty it makes her look that she's instantly attracting hadurz to attack her new partners, right?
>>2075098That part also made me kek
No. 2075114
>>2075113A lot of people who post there are Dana's ex friends. They are gross but good for milk.
>>2075112Better yet get an Asian car. And instead of getting a SUV get a better car seat. Who wants to bet that Dana doesn't even bother with a car seat for her daughter?
No. 2075116
>>2075113I can't find it on reddit, but here it is on reveddit. Dana seems to think it was a girl named Lyra who spilled this.
https://www.reveddit.com/v/itssinnabunnysnark/comments/1hi9zap/mildly_uninteresting_tea_as_told_by_a_close_source/I don't think many people caught this. Kek at Kaylee saying only half of it is untrue. So which parts were true? It sounds like after Kaylee and Dana broke up, Kaylee told a friend about all of this drama who then posted it, now Kaylee is acting confused.
No. 2075118
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>Redditards
Uh Oh! Ableist slurs? Not very woke of you, Dana. Looks like all this narc rage is melting her mask and bringing good ole unapologetic rape apologist Dana back kek
No. 2075120
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>>2075116Here's a pic of the removed content. Looks like the mod deleted Dana's comment.
No. 2075121
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>>2075120Her posts are being autoremoved. Mods are reinstating them.
No. 2075124
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Dana is using chat GPT to disprove the fact that she's breaking the law by not having her paddle business registered. Does she not realize how retarded this makes her look?
No. 2075129
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From her latest vlog, Dana is introducing her new partner. Here she is showing the drink menu even though she claims she can't drink alcohol. Also everyone in Nashville knows that Hawkers is an overpriced and overrated restaurant.
No. 2075130
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>>2075129Here's the new girl, Morgan.
No. 2075133
File: 1736291451684.mp4 (17.92 MB, 576x1024, 07-01-25.mp4)
>>2075129>>2075131Vidrel. Good luck to the new retard that fell into her orbit and remember to brush your teeth.
No. 2075135
>>2075113Kek I was the nonna who called her a horse girl. Honestly, it feels like Dana is pulling the classic abuser "it's us against the world babe" with kaylee in regards to the "haturz". Which would be very easy to pull on someone who is sheltered and desperate to please. She clearly took advantage of Gaby, having her pay the majority of the rent and used her as a free babysitter all the time? Kaylee might only be paying emotionally to fill the void left by gaby (and with tacobell) right now, but she's going to be in for a bad time when the new relationship high wears off for Dana. Especially if there's any drama with Eli's "more attractive girlfriend" or someone newer and shinier comes along.
>>2075121>so critically unpopular on reddit her posts/comments get auto deleted by anti spam botskek. I guess her making her own reddit didn't do jack. Especially when she spends all her free time copy pasting chatgpt onto the snark reddit.
>>2075130I wonder if this is another case of "calling friends partners" like what she tried to pull on Bambi. If not, it looks like kaylee is no longer rhe new and shiny. I agree with the other nonna, she does look very young. Wasn't gaby only in her early 20s too?
No. 2075141
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>>2075140Here you go. Literally the first frame of the video.
No. 2075144
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>>2075130girl don't get involved. literally nothing good comes from associating with dana. shes probably doing this on behalf of eli.
No. 2075148
>>2075063Confirmed by Dana that they charged her $1600 which is more than half the rent of the entire 4 bedroom place
Proof here
>>2054992I'm not sure why so many people are confused by them renting, she's posted complaining about her landlord before
No. 2075149
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>>2075148Here's the proof. Also some people were speculating she owned the place and that's why Eli felt encouraged to stay with her.
No. 2075151
>>2075149Imagine being Dana and choosing to scrutinize her life
and others' to this degree to a bunch of strangers.
No. 2075162
>>2075149I love how she goes
>"I cooked dinner on top of buying lunches and meal prepping breakfast! I paid for every date!!!"As if that made her some sort of saint who spoiled her when she follows it up by saying all meals and groceries (plus toiletries) were included in Gaby's insane rent kekkk.
No. 2075171
>>2075149>>2075162Even if you add that all up and split it three ways they each should've been paying like $1,200 each? If you do the math now that Gaby is gone their monthly rent + bills is probably something like $3,300 or so. Or $1,650 split two ways which isn't awful if you have a job that isn't just delivering beans. Or if you don't spent hundreds on shit you don't need on a weekly basis. Or if you make more than $30 a month shilling your gross porn. Or if you don't need 20k in dental work done. etc. There's no way they aren't financially hurting rn.
>>2075130I hope she likes getting paid to babysit in cocktails and STIs.
No. 2075174
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>>2075166Here's where Bambi mentioned Dana
owning the house.
>>2075118Kek is this Crystal who has been blowing money buying Dana gifts? Wow.
No. 2075225
>>2075214Especially when you have a cat and dog already on the property kek.
>>2075171>there’s no way they aren’t financially hurting right now Yes, interesting that Eli set up a gofundme supposedly for Dana’s teeth right after they lost their $1600 a month cash cow I mean throuple partner.
No. 2075298
>>2075046They had a sale during g Christmas and it was 130/year. It's cheaper to pay early but with her financial retardation I guess she went with monthly.
>>2075070Assumed they would pay more? I get insurance terms is hell to navigate but this seems like one of those times you feally dig in to it and do your research.
>>2075133And why does this video exist? Who is it for? Ofc ahedo "NoRmAl"stiff,that's what being a adult is. Even if you're a deranged retard you still cook, clean and and get the mail. Like, what ia she trying to prove here?
No. 2075309
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It's bizarre that she is obsessed with some singer that she hasn't talked to in a decade. I don't even think they were dating, just hook up buddies.
No. 2075323
>>2075314>>2075309I dont think its that deep. Hes probably got some sort of fame now and she is trying to post proof of them being friends and stuff for clout. Thats all. She is a narcissist and also an influencer trying to make money on views. They probably havent even had any type of contact since they stopped talking to eachother.
Some nona who gives a shit should try and figire out if his music is even good. If its not good, then yeah, for sure trying to dick ride his fame.
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No. 2075354
>>2075349Out unbothered queen who made it her NYE resolution to stop feeding the trolls is in overdrive kek
She's feverishly responding to everything the same day it's posted, made self important PSA videos on absolutely retarded shit and still ga e the gall to say the people following her are the obsessive ones.
Dana is just as obsessive and can't even understand that most cows keep being gold star cows because the don't know how to leave dumb shit alone kek. Keep defending yourself, don't let us spred misinformation on your name.
Keep owning the haters Dana!
No. 2075358
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Who is she vaguing about here? Gabby?
No. 2075362
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>>2075358Her bridge piercing annoys me so much. Not only are there huge piercing bumps on both sides, but it's so lopsided that it makes her look even more ridiculous than she already looks. I don't know why she doesn't just take it out, it's obvious that it's not working.
>>2075360That info should have been included in the post or at least it should have been a reply to another post about the band. Presented without context it's kind of random. I also don't understand how liking a band is milky.
No. 2075364
>>2075358The way she eyefucks herself in every post gives me the major ick. Worse than shayna.
You are not hot you are not a milf. You got those 40y/o lady jowels, ronald mcdonald hair, and ears as bid as an elephants. But feel yourself, i guess? Ew.
No. 2075365
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>>2075197I bet Dana lied about owning a home to flex on her friends. She constantly lies about everything so I doubt it was a misunderstanding.
>>2075362Liking a band isn't milky. It's claiming to be still friends with a musician she hasn't seen in over a decade. Here, she claims that Blackbear is still sober even though it's known that he's relapsed. She's posting an old picture with him for clout here.
>>2075309 No. 2075380
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>>2075309Another example of where she pretends she is still in contact with him. Even in her PSA yesterday she acts like she gets free tickets from him when she claimed that she took Eli there on one of their first dates for free. She looks like she's an afterthought in the photo strip.
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Still shamelessly begging for money. I know she only raised $2000 but it's $2000 too many.
No. 2075405
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Also, I unexpectedly found this milk. Why is Dana following a MRA on IG and why is the MRA pickme donating to her? Doesn't really fit Dana's kweer libfem image kek.
No. 2075413
>>2075405Dana also annihalates womens rights by sexually exploiting her daughter and mocking her husbands rape
victims.
No. 2075415
>>2075405Heavy tinfoil here. I dont have insta so I can't check, but I bet one would find more
sus people in her follows. She's the type to pretend to be whatever is popular and will get her the most attention while keeping her real thoughts to herself. Hell, maybe she's even a crypto
terf while pretending to be a totes
valid queer, I wouldn't put it past her to larp and lie this hard.
No. 2075422
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>>2075380This is his fiance. There is no way they ever dated or even hooked up. She's just an obsessed fangirl who showed up at loads of his gigs, kek. Fantasy and delusion!
No. 2075491
>>2075214>>2075184It's especially insane she charged her that considering she was her girlfriend. Sure, friends and couples who live together split rent all the time, but charging her for every single meal
plus toiletries and a pet fee like you're an actual fucking landlord and not her gf is fucking crazy. This poly shit is just a business to her, free babysitting, free sex and free rent kek.
>>2075362You need to lurk moar because her obsession with Blackbear and waving around the same childhood picture of them every 5 seconds to get his attention has definitely been brought up before. This is like the second or third time she reposts that pic in desperate hopes that he'll reply.
>>2075385Kekk same thing I was thinking, these women would be perfect Bundy/Manson
victims. But BPDemons do seem to be people magnets for some reason, no matter how deranged they act. It's even crazier they started dating
because of Dana's online presence, imagine seeing the 100 stories sperging about her hadurz and showing off her disgusting rotten teeth in vivid detail and going "I wanna date that".
No. 2075504
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My fucking sides, I'm absolutely losing it at this still from her new vlog. Wojak potential.
No. 2075508
>>2075491Just looking at
>>2075149 as well as other posts she or ex friend's have made, you can tell she lovebombs her new relationships very hard. She was doing so with kaylee and now seems to be focusing on morgan. Eventually after coaxing them in with promises of a good life in their sex dungeon and bottomless drinks (or drugs), she'll flip the script and expect them to start paying the all the bills and babysit TH while she fucks off with whoever her newest companion may be. It's exactly what she did with Gaby.
No. 2075510
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I thought she couldn't drink on naltrexone.
No. 2075523
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>>2075401Isn't her surgery tomorrow? How is she paying for it when she's only raised 2.7k out of 20k?
>>2075508You're right, the bit about not paying rent for the first 6 months and spoiling her on dates before making her pay everything back big time especially feels like lovebombing. I wish Gaby would come forward with her full side of the story, but the fact that she didn't and stayed away from most of the drama makes her really mature imo, no idea how she got tangled up with Dana at all.
>>2075019Reddit repost since I somehow missed it when I watched the og video but holy kek, she's still pretending Blackbear gets her guest listed to his shows when the dude doesn't even remember who Dana is. She's so embarrassing, your "mf'ing babyyyyy" can't even follow you back, Dana.
No. 2075550
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>>2075380The pic she shared bottom left is from 2010. She was like 17 at this time and he was at least 21, so a little weird if they were any kind of "close". Though judging by all the other random photos she has with various nobody band dudes at this time I think that was just kind of her thing at the moment. He wasn't even going by "blackbear" yet.
No. 2075557
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>>2075533On her old FB it says "former street team member at Fueled by Ramen" which would mean she was only a volunteer for them, not an actual employee. Outside of the few times she seemed to work the merch booth and (maybe) got paid for it at least.
No. 2075559
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>>2075557samefag but here's a screencap of her old FB info for ref. She said she stopped using it in 2015, so that might help with a timeline of where she actually worked and when. Still crazy to me just how much this cow lies on a daily basis though.
No. 2075569
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So trashy.
No. 2075584
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Kek the bridge piercing is no longer with us
>>2075569And how is she going to afford a $500 split tongue and all these other modifications after a 20k dental surgery? Klarna? “Bartering”? E-begging?
No. 2075610
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Not happy with having Dana as your valentines Eli?
No. 2075612
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The cope is strong
No. 2075615
>>2075610>>2075612damn, definitely some trouble in polyfag paradise rn.
>>2075612>"alone time">has a full time job>has full custody of her daughter>has at least three other "partners" she regularly seesHonestly I don't know how she finds time for much outside work hours in between all the relentless posting online and replying to her haturz she does. Add all the dates with her various "partners" and it's no surprise Eli seems so checked out lately. You just know TH isn't getting much time or attention from her mom at all either.
>>2075594Average cost for a tongue splitting is 2k. Really depends on where you go, but someone charging only $500 is kind of a red flag that they aren't established or experienced with the procedure. I wouldn't put it past dana to go with the cheapest option she could find and then e-beg later when something goes wrong either though.
No. 2075652
>>2075642Everything she does is so indicative of attested development. Listing the
body mods she wants on social media is the same shit she was doing as a teenage Fuelled by Ramen “street team member” 15+ years ago (see: unpaid labour and - for the more attractive ones - pop punk CSA
victims)
No. 2075681
>>2075664kek she said
>that’s gay as fuck, niggashe’s going to say it was a long time ago, that kind of thing was acceptable, and she was young, but it was 2011 and she was in her 20s.
No. 2075687
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>>2075615>trouble in polyfag paradise rn.Indeed, wonder if this has anything to do with it.
No. 2075690
>>20756812011 was 13 years ago nonna, making her around 18 in that video. I still don't think that's really much of an excuse though. She's really been a cookie monster pj pants kind of girl her entire life. She definitely seems fake woke still judging by shit like
>>2075405 and the fact she's been a dangerous pick me for a rapist moid in her 20s
>>2075687Kek, she's big time insecure over his "hotter than her" girlfriend, huh? This is so passive aggressive, vague posting about his other partners where they could see it. I'm sure eli loves this.
No. 2075695
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>checking on her “hate groups” in the car on the way to surgery, truly an unbothered queen
I haven’t seen anyone acting as though she took it out because of the haterz, just people expressing relief that she’s finally letting her infected piercing heal.
No. 2075699
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Kek.
No. 2075704
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>>2075687I think this is just a hypothetical situation she is talking about. Eli is a fag so why would he date someone homophobic? But she is constantly projecting and lying through her teeth sooo.
No. 2075712
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>>2075405>Why is Dana following a MRA on IG? Doesn't really fit Dana's kweer libfem image kek.It fits perfectly imo, troon libfems %100 see MRAs as wholesome and actual feminists as feminazi terfs. My question is why would anyone ever donate to her, let alone this many people. I wouldn't be surprised if this was a Lillee Jean elaborate sockpuppets situation.
Dana is out of surgery and told Eli to post this so "her followers wouldn't be worried" (aka she's so addicted to online attention she can't even stop posting while passed out from anesthesia). Is it nitpicking to point out how dry this feels? Not even a single heart or pet name to indicate this is his girlfriend. He used to post her and call her his love/partner in 2021 before she became a landwhale, but it's clear he wants no recent indication that he's still seeing Dana since he uses his socials to advertise himself as a "blue collar kweer bf" to seek out new faggots and trannies. Compare this to Dana who won't stop mentioning her "wonderful husband Eli".
No. 2075717
>>2075584100% she'll claim she traded it for wedding photos again.
>>2075610>>2075612>>2075687This is so sad. Bleak, even.
>>2075533Fueled by ramen is such a stupid name.
No. 2075741
>>2075687This is such a bizarre problem to have. "My fake husband's girlfriend is not paying attention to my trans LARP. But that's ok because I'm not like other girls (sorry, men), I'm the cool girlfriend".
I'm no polytard but why does she have to hang out with elis preferred gf? It's his gf, she don't have any obligations to ReSpEcT Dana's queerness (strange tbh since I assumed all polys identify as kweer).
This is all so confusing and its like she wanna seem accepting and cool but it's all low-key sympathy baiting. What a weirdo
No. 2075759
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I wonder if Dana trots out this black (?) girl as her best friend because she's trying to seem more woke.
No. 2075820
>>2075741>I'm no polytard but why does she have to hang out with elis preferred gf?I think the cope of calling him “husband” is revealing. She needs constant assurance that theirs is the
primary partnership and probably feels very upset by Eli having 1:1 time with people who don’t have advanced dental disease and an obesity issue.
No. 2075825
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Here's Dana and rapist Matt's wedding picture from 2015.
No. 2075850
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Wakes up and immediately makes a vlog addressing the haturz. Lmao
No. 2075854
>>2075850there's nothing of note other than
>29% APR after one year if the loan isn't paid off within a year's timedamn, that's how things get financed.
>no opiatesok gurl chill this is like the one scenario where people should get opiates instead of killing your liver with two different types of OTC pain relief meds
No. 2075866
>>2075825I didn't realize he was such a tiny ginger manlet.
>>2075850>paid for everything for the whole year up frontWasn't she and Eli still pushing the goingme for the 20k up until now? Dana really stays scamming. That or she's taken yet another loan and is trying to play it off like she isn't in more debt for whatever reason.
No. 2075876
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>>2075855Not quite as NSFL as the first close up of her teeth
and worst of the rot does seem to be gone but still unspoiler at your own risk.
No. 2075877
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>>2075866Just watched the video, apparently she did finance the whole thing. She's paying $400 a month for the next five years.
>>2075855>>2075870Can't believe how she's casually jamming her grimey acrylics into her bloody mouth AND jamming her tongue into the open wounds too? Picrel is part of the damage. At one point she's literally flapping around a piece of loose gum with her tongue.
No. 2075889
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>>2075825Hover hands on the first kiss as a married couple is takin me out
>>2075876>>2075877Can't believe these are "after" shots jesus fucking Christ. I can see why she wanted dentures kek. You get the teeth you've earned tho
No. 2075894
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>>2075886Because this bitch is dirty and lazy. She would rather pop her fake teeth out every night and soak them in mouth wash or whatever you put them in, than commit to a nightly routine of brushing her teeth. She is aware of her lack of commitment at some subconcious level and knows she wont stay dedicated to dental hygeine and eventually slip causing more pain, headache and medical bills. Shes all about facilitating her laziness.
She probably requested the doctor remove them all and do dentures. Her mouth of lies is endless. She should totally get the tongue split body mod. Picrel
(ai outside of containment) No. 2075896
>>2075876With her bridge piercing taken out, now it looks like she has 3 facial warts instead of just 1. Is she too poor to buy lip balm? In every photo or video she posts, they look so dried out. You can even see splits in her lips in these images.
>>2075877>She did finance the whole thing. She's paying $400 a month for the next five years.So $24000 in total then? I'm not a burger, so I'm not sure if that's the typical cost for 5 tooth extractions, or if that cost also goes towards the implants or plate that she's gonna get.
I wonder if her and Eli will become more physical now, since now she doesn't have the corpse-breath from all the rotted teeth. I can't imagine how bad her breath stunk before the extractions.
No. 2075903
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Sure we believe that your followers bought you shit.
No. 2075905
>>2075894She's going to have two routines now actually. Brush her teeth, brush her partial, soak the partial every night, etc. Probably also why she was leaning towards just tearing them all out and getting full dentures. It's going to be twice the work when she already had a difficult time with just one routine.
>>2075896She's not getting implants and it'd cost a hell of a lot more than just 24k if she did (usually 4-5k per tooth). She's currently missing 11 teeth in total and is getting a partial denture to fill all the gaps. She did say if she can manage to pay off the surgery loan by the end of this year she won't have to pay any interest on it, so she's going to keep pushing the gofundne in the meantime.
No. 2075908
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>>2075877>Just watched the video, apparently she did finance the whole thing. She's paying $400 a month for the next five years.If anyone wants the specifics, the total surgery amount was adjusted to $18,000 since fewer teeth were pulled, and is ~$400/month for the next 5 years at 29% APR. She also says that there was an upfront cost of $1000 dollars due day-of for the anesthesia, and that she used gofundme money for it. So 19k total, 1k anesthesia, 18k financed. Yet she insists that she's good with money and "doesn't even have a credit card."
Picrel is NSFL, Dana's rotten teeth that she kept.
No. 2075918
>>2075908> I kept all of the ones that didn't shatterWtf. I've known people to keep their wisdom teeth and I don't think it's weird, especially if you're into oddities. But why would you keep these? These are fucking putrid. You can't make jewelry or anything out of them. I can't believe her other teeth just shattered. This is like seeing a smoker's lungs preserved at an anatomy museum.
>>2075401Kek, Eli straight up looks like a Whittaker here. Put a black and white filter over it and it's a soft white underbelly interview.
No. 2075929
>>2075380Looks like the photo strip is from the same day as
>>2075550, judging by their clothes
No. 2075945
>>2075131late but
nonnie this made me snort real ugly thank you
No. 2075949
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>>2075405Dana tries to defend herself against accusations of supporting MRAs.
No. 2075969
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>>2075559dana privated this old fb account and deleted all her old work history to try to cover her tracks about lying yet again. It's okay though, there wasn't much else milky that wasn't already posted here. Here's a screenshot of her insinuating that the vocalist of mayday parade was flirting with her while she was barely legal though.
>>2075929It's 100% the same day. He was basically a nobody back then and she was some 17yo on the "street team" for a couple of the small time local emo artists back then. The topmost photo where she's blonde seems to be even older judging by his hair (he cut it in 2011), probably 2010, so she may have even been only 16 then. Middle left pic is from when he actually started going by "blackbear" and changed his entire look, it's still very old though considering he has none of face tattoos yet and neither of them had blimped up yet. She's absolutely full of shit pretending like she's had any real contact with this guy in the past decade. Most of these are from when she was, in her words, "a minor child". kek
No. 2075980
File: 1736496372399.mp4 (19.31 MB, Dana Pickme Hare.mp4)
On the same day as her 20k dental surgery, dana made sure to take the time to respond to racism accusations from 2011.
Highlights include:
>was on the high school debate team as a republican
>woke buzzword ChatGPT salad
>Only gets the highest quality acrylic nails, no strip mall nail salons for dana
>brings up old milk of her blaming arab 7 year olds for her needing to tell her daughter that santa wasn't real
No. 2075983
>>2075980>I emancipated myself from most of my family, which really allowed me to start deconstructing a lot of those negative thoughtsPreview of
Tiny Human in about 10 years
No. 2075988
>>2075949Dana not realising the self-own of explaining her
lifestyle to a Men’s Right’s Activist and winning them over with it. That’s not a testament to your mediation skills Dana, it’s because of course an MRA would be open to your pitch:
>history of harassing and threatening legal action against women who accuse men of rape >history of accusations of luring SA victims for men and joining in the assaults>live-in boyfriend I call my “husband” without legally tying us together so he can flee whenever>trawling for women to bring back for him>worshipping him on social media and advertising him to new women>unfettered access for him to my child No. 2075990
>>2075980She is so pathetic in her narcissistic injured need to respond, love to see her spiral. Especially when she is supposed to be recovering!
Also, she's marginally less physically offensive when half of her face is still numb. She can't use her stupid and fake "influencer" facial expressions.
She can't stop lying. High School Debate Club isn't Democrats vs Republicans or even Left vs Right. There are only Supporting (positive) vs Opposing (negative) positions. Often you are assigned one of the two positions, and it might not even be the one that represents your personal opinion! That's the whole idea, knowledge, growth and discourse. But Dana is, was and forever will be a thumb-shaped dumb-dumb, so forensics would have been out of her intellectual reach.
She lies regularly about things she's completely ignorant of, because she assumes everyone else is as uneducated, low intellect and dense as she is. And tbh that's probably true for her IRL relationships & TikTok fans.
No. 2076003
>>2075969Damn, good catch. I assumed they had hooked up but now it just seems they briefly met while Dana was working/volunteering. It's pathetic she acts like they were friends years and years later and blatantly lies about getting free tickets from him. I wonder if she lies just for clout or if she is actually obsessed with him.
>>2075983>I emancipated myself from most of my family, which really allowed me to start deconstructing a lot of those negative thoughtsWhat another pathetic thing to lie about. Legal emancipation doesn't work that way - you get emancipated from your parents as a minor and that's it. (Because your parents are the only people who have legal obligations to you, duh, not the rest of your family) She clearly didn't emancipate herself from her mom because she was in contact with her mom up until her mom's death. Is she blaming her dad for being Republican now? He seemed to have lived in Connecticut after the divorce and there's no proof she ever stayed with him. She just loves to throw her mom under the bus for everything.
>>2075990>She lies regularly about things she's completely ignorant of, because she assumes everyone else is as uneducated, low intellect and dense as she is.That summarizes the nature of her lying and her "educating" tbh.
No. 2076008
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>>2075983I was looking at her old Tumblr and she mentions having a wedding with her family attending. So did she emancipate herself from her family or not? I wonder if she brings up emancipation because we mentioned her kid emancipating herself here. Also, she says a marriage is for two people, kek.
No. 2076010
>>2075980kek, she lies about the most mundane shit. I'll be surprised if anyone mentioned racism towards asian nail salons, probably just wanted an excuse to chat about her grimy, overgrown rat claws.
nitpick but judging by
>>2075908, high quality is a bit of a stretch..
No. 2076018
>>2076010I think some evidence was documented in the Reddit about Dana saying she doesn’t go to Vietnamese nail salons because they’re inferior quality, which is rich when she cuts about with her claws in the state they are. I think the main critiques have been:
>talks shit on East Asian nail businesses>had to specify that it was “Arabic speaking” children who ruined the myth of Santa for her kid (not as she initially said her and Eli making the big reveal as part of telling her money’s tight because Mom doesn’t brush her teeth) >keeps Very White company, apart from one brown “friend” she rolls out every so often and Reluctant Tone >old YouTube videos of her dropping n-bombs, making fun of East Asians and other retardationAs an aside, I wonder if she makes the kid call her “Dana”. She feels like the type.
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>>2075969Finally this Blackbear shit from her teen years is relevant again! She sent her legal name to a Blackbear fan blog in 2011. The ask itself is innocuous (I didn't even cap the response) but it's funny to see her use her first and last name on Tumblr kek
(repost) No. 2076035
>>2075980>someone watched every videokek i posted the video and that’s literally the only one i watched. all i had to do was google her name + “fueled by ramen” and it came up. the way she exaggerates the extent of her sTaLkIng is so disingenuous and downplays the severity of ACTUAL stalking. DANA, address the chatGPT allegations! jk, you won’t.
>i’m 31 years oldthis is always shocking to me. she acts like an immature teenager but looks like she’s in her 40s.
>muh surgeryyou’re CHOOSING TO RESPOND, stupid.
>>2076020i love how she has also spun unpaid work and being a member of a street team into a full-time four-year job. typical dana.
No. 2076038
>>2075980>>I literally had surgery today, like, went under anasthesia!!! and here I am feeling compelled to make this video>>I feel compelled to make thisbitch listen to yourself. YOU FEEL compelled to make a response video. NO ONE is forcing you to respond every time someone online says something. You could just log the fuck off and go lie down if you just had SuRgErY OMG, why would anyone feel bad for you when you're choosing to focus on this shit instead of your own healing. The constant
victim mentality and level of social media addiction is staggering.
No. 2076050
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>>2075875>Not a single one of her orbiters is more attractive than her. They are all ugly as hellMostly true, but I'm perplexed as to why conventionally attractive thin women like Bambi (though I guess she's a former orbiter now) would ever hang around her, let alone do
porn with her. Iirc, wasn't Bambi the one whose mouth Dana pissed on? What kind of mental turmoil could someone be going through for them to willingly subject themselves to that, and with DANA of all people??? I just know her piss is an actual biohazard.
And though most of her orbiters are fat and look like you'd expect a polyfag to look like, they definitely could do
so much better than Dana. I rationalize that most comments calling her hot and hyping her up are pity ones, just like trannies get.
No. 2076051
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>>2075980Kekk i'm glad redditards reposted the video because I knew she wouldn't resist addressing it, and many comments are not having it. Dear redditard lurkers: please keep mentioning her rape apologism and her legal threats and harassment against the minors her husband Matt Hare raped.
No. 2076067
>>2076051What that second insta comment fails to realize is that people know it's a taboo word and say it
because of that. To them, it's edgy and subversive. Take a step back and look at this demon's whole existence. She's all about tearing down taboos, going against normalcy and decency. Of course she thought it was okay to use that word in a joking context. I don't buy for one second it's because of her upbringing. That's just another scapegoat.
Also, no one put a gun to Dana's head to make her to respond to this incident. And a sloppy apology or making people feel sorry for interrupting her surgery recovery isn't going stop anyone from discussing this. In fact, acting with this urgency and churning out a hurried clapback makes it seem like she's not taking it seriously but merely covering her own ass.
No. 2076071
>>2075980I don't know why she is bothering to put up the video. IMO, it would just be better to quietly delete the videos and not say anything. Then only the redditors would know. Now tens of thousands of people have heard about the incident and as the likes show
>>2076051 people aren't having it. Is she trying to prove the haturzzz wrong and Garner sympathy? She is getting a couple of sympathetic comments but I think she is going to get cancelled at this rate.
No. 2076093
>>2076086not true - her following isn't that big and the majority of them don't follow snark pages or lolcow. She's just bringing everybody up to speed about her wrongdoings for absolutely no reason other than to protect her ego.
>>2076092exactly
No. 2076098
>>2076093Not to mention she's been namedropping lolcow and the snark reddit in many of her chapgpt fueled "addressing the drama" or her dumb "fuk da haturz" videos. She could just quietly apologize and move on, but she can't. She needs to control the narrative each and every time that she's actually the biggest
victim always. Even if that means lying through her teeth to twist that narrative to make her so. I feel like she's getting caught lying on a near daily basis lately.
No. 2076102
>>2076098Can we make a big list of lies that Dana has said?
>Lied about knowing Blackbear/working for Fueled by Ramen for years>Lied about the lawnmower accident taking place on her neighbor's property>Lied to CPS about taking down pornographic content>Lied about needing to take on her dead mother's medical debt>Denied pressuring someone to do cokeAnd here are some partial lies/potential lies:
>Implied that she had been sexually abused by another kid (before coughing up the truth)>Mislead people about her finances and needing money for surgery>Claims to have paypigs and the ability to trade photos for nail services No. 2076140
>>2076098God, she's just like boogie. Constantly lying,changing the narrative and hoping "don't believe your lying eyes" wt the top of their lungs will make people go "oh, youre right. Ofc you didn't wrote all those screencaps and if you did it was your trauma. I'm sorry I was mean to you"
When, in the history of Intetnet, has this tactic ever worked out in the screeching retards favour?
No. 2076156
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Some milk from reddit.
No. 2076161
>>2076156Man this is bleak. What are the odds that the perpetrator was left to babysit Dana’s daughter at least once? Pretty high I’d say, as she’s readily admitted that members of the
’cule all took turns to stay home with her child.
No. 2076163
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Copped this before she deleted her apology. Literally the "I have [minority friend] so what I did/said wasn't racist!" excuse lol. Sure Dana, as long as you have some token asian friends who were OK with it, you're all good
No. 2076164
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>>2076156Who are Gaby’s partners that could be the rapist mentioned in this Reddit post? I reckon it’s “Lyra”, Gaby’s troon “girlfriend” pictured here in the orgy basement with Dana’s child (censoring added by Reddit).
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>>2076156…So basically a whole bunch of nothing. We've already heard other allegations of Dana sexually abusing women too, but until actual
victims come forward, those rumors are as good as nothing.
>I don't plan on staying on this subreddit because it's obsessive and gross, Yikes!!Not to wk redditards, but what an annoying retard, no wonder she was part of the polyfag crew. Why even go there if you weren't gonna share milk or name-drop the rapist, then? Just to pearlclutch?
>>2076164Is this him? Shame him and Gaby are both private, he has to be milky as fuck like all troons are. Place your bets, is he the puppygirl incest type or just classic ole autopedophile agp?
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>>2076162yeah the redditors really didn't like it kek. I personally agree with
>>2075752. She cultivated her social media around her identity as a themlet polyamorous sex educator, and the consequence is that her audience (including reddit detractors) is exactly the type who will never be satisfied with any apology.
On a broader note, other anons have mentioned how checked out Eli seems and imo it's a massive understatement. We know partners tend to favor Eli, and that he's responsible for a decent amount of childcare and likely housework too (dana vlogged him cleaning the entire kitchen over the weekend). He has an actual skillset and labor-intense job as a carpenter too, when he's not raising Dana's kid. He presumably spent most of yesterday taking care of Dana post-surgery (and posting an update at her request) only for her to immediately jump back online to post her daily video to the haterz. I can't imagine what it's like to have to put up with someone like Dana right now.
No. 2076182
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>>2076156She posted this on her story, I wonder if it’s referencing that post?
No. 2076184
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>>2076182damn Dana maybe this is a sign that you're doing shitty things to people and you should look inward and take ACCOUNTABILITY, your favorite word. Imagine picrel squinting at you after you beg her to stop airing your dirty laundry on the internet.
No. 2076186
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>posts a mirror selfie once again to “prove” she showered
>said mirror is filthy
>sink is filthy
Shes suspiciously chipper posting on her story about how she’s “in sooo much pain” but “only taking Tylenol”. What happened to all those palliative care opiates of your Mom’s that old ’culetards said you flex about with friends?
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>>2076176Kekekekekekek
nonnie, I'm ready to bow down and kiss your feet for having giffed this, I haven't stopped thinking about this clip ever since she posted it. The way he can't even keep the fake smile for even a split second and unceremoniously drops it before the camera even pans out absolutely destroys me, they're both so unintentionally hilarious. And yeah, Eli could probably do much better than Dana if he wasn't a cringy freeloader poly faggot obsessed with trannies.
No. 2076190
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>muh boolies and harassment
No. 2076192
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Do we think she bought these followers?
No. 2076196
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>>2076192samefag but either she bought followers, or people who came across the lawnmower/n-word debacles decided to stay for the trainwreck.
>"4k new followers in 2 days">1506+962≠4000 No. 2076203
>>2076186>>2076201Time for her to vlog Eli cleaning the bathroom. kek
>>2076176Dude is so dead behind the eyes. And that annoyed looking side glance as he turns away from the camera after dropping the quick forced smile? He looks so absolutely done with everything. She must be exhausting. How long have they been together again?
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She reposted an old video of her, Eli and Tone and the comments have me cackling. Even normies who haven't been intimately keeping up with them can clock the caveman just needed a place to stay KEK
No. 2076229
>>2076227Christ she’s pathetic and so predictable. She only has this
Tone guy and the one friend who came to visit her who wears j-fashion type stuff (don’t come for me I’m not into that scene: frilly lolita type dresses and shit) in her life who aren’t white. She’s for sure
reached out to them for assurance and ass-pats since her racist videos were exposed and is probably focusing on (i.e. lovebombing) those relationships right now to feel some kind of vindication.
No. 2076232
>>2076164What is on her neck? Stoma? Collar with string attatched? Dafuq?
Also rubs me wrong that this AGP freak took a picture of her kids face which somehow made it onto the internet uncensored. Does dana know that some tranny took a picture of her childs face and posted uncensored to the internet? I feel like he took the picture intentionally with both his and her face in the frame so he can imagine fucking her. I hate tranny pedophile agp peices of shit.
No. 2076239
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>>2075759I wondered who she reminded me of in this and I realised it was the combo of Florida woman physiognomy, lunch lady arms and a dress that looks like a mumu on her kek.
No. 2076245
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Not milk but her gunt and flat hunt are sending me. Also just noticed there's a surprise appearance by Kaylee.
No. 2076249
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>>2076245>>2076247She has severe anterior pelvic tilt. She might do it only for photos to give the illusion that she has a big ass, but in more candid shots like the Festival Race video she still has the pelvic tilt, so I think it might be an orthopedic problem. It wouldn't surprise me if she deals with severe back pain or hip pain as a consequence of her very poor posture.
No. 2076258
>>2076237Oh okay cool. Thank god i thought she was letting her 7y/o wear a choker.
But what i said about the AGP posting her kids face still stands.
No. 2076296
File: 1736564188845.mp4 (4.96 MB, 720x1280, Dana eating.mp4)
>>2076239Why does she eat soup with her front teeth? Every time a spoon is in the vicinity she molests it with her tombstones
No. 2076325
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she still has that dildo in the upper left corner. this was posted 9 hours ago.
No. 2076331
File: 1736571675636.png (1.56 MB, 1079x1581, 1000006853.png)
Cope.
No. 2076374
>>2076322lol
>>2076331her eye shape/slant is just not cute tbf. she just never stops making cynical, provocative captions for attention and engagement does she? she realized that clickbait is the only way she's going to get an audience and make money. seems like people aren't interested in her "porn".
No. 2076390
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She’s reposted a intro video to her story for her new totally non-bought followers in which she says she has been working in the “coffee industry” (i.e. barista at Starbies and Dunkin’ and now driving beans around) for 14 years. She’s 31 so that would mean she started at 17. So where did the four years working in the music industry happen? Did she start that at 13 years old? I can’t find her post where she listed all her jobs but there was other shit on there that also wouldn’t leave room for 14 years making coffee. She’s trying to retrospectively engineer a career which smells like yet another insecure cope.
No. 2076427
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How has she gained 985 followers today? It's only 8:30 am her time.
No. 2076434
>>2076419Exactly, she’s not getting ahead of her image to the public, she’s repeatedly shooting herself in the foot. She’s been posted in Facebook poly snark groups for years to the point she is no longer allowed to be posted,
>>2071510Her online reputation was not great long before she got her own thread on lolcow. Whenever I’ve come across her content in the wild, it’s filled with negative comments, see below for example
>>2076225So, she has normies clowning on her for being poly ugly on zuck platforms, eloquent women clowning on her on lolcow urging her to be a better parent, and while I haven’t been on her snark reddit personally, seemingly (from the crossposts here) there’s a bunch of qweerios dogpiling one of their own there. All press is good press, negative attention is still attention, Danal could have a humiliation fetish; one can only imagine why one wouldn’t have stepped back from social media and protected the few false good impressions select people had of her, instead of consistently trying to excuse herself away into perpetual victimhood. Thnks fr th mlk, dana.
No. 2076444
File: 1736609386443.jpeg (1.1 MB, 1170x1999, IMG_8948.jpeg)
this crazy bitch is recording her vlogs as she careens down the highway. you’d think the resurfacing of the lawnmower incident would make her especially aware of others and their safety, but not our Dana.
No. 2076447
I was bored so I decided to calculate how much she makes from her ManyVids videos (according to
https://www.manyvids.com/Activity/sinnabunny/1004785223/club). I'm not sure what cut MV makes so this is gross sales only.
December - $40
November - $85
October - Didn't appear to have any sales for some reason
September - $55
August - $120
July - $27
Mind you, many of her videos contain multiple performers so I have no idea how profit sharing works. Maybe she just bribes them with drugs beforehand. Either way I have no idea how this is profitable.
No. 2076448
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>>2076427I can kind of believe the new influx of followers, based on the hate comments most are definitely hatefollowing. Still, I wouldn't put it past Dana to buy followers.
>>2076434It's kinda crazy how long she's been a cow, does anyone have screencaps of her antics in the old Facebook groups before they had to forbid all mentions of Dana to keep her from wking herself?
No. 2076450
>>2076447MV takes 40% for video sales and 20% for subs and item sales.
So the calculation would be
n - (
n x 0.4).
n being the total in dollars from the video sales she made that month.
For example in December her income from video sales would be $24
40 - (40 x 0.4) = 24
No. 2076452
File: 1736612585430.jpg (379.18 KB, 1080x1954, Screenshot_20250111_172003_Ins…)
>>2076419Also, she's shared on so many Instagram meme pages. I think she had some "lol fat and poly" before but with the added reddit comments she can't keep up with the deleting. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of her older videos who see their rounds every now and then have more negative comments now as well.
I can't decide between her loving the attention or her just being too fucking dumb to figure out "action = reaction". It's like a gambling addict but like "NEXT made up excuse is the one that will make it stop".
Had to delete because I just looked dat Instagram and the most mainstream "cringe page" ever just shared her to his 300k followers. Kek. I kinda hat when cows go too mainstream but she will be flailing wildly now.
profite du lait
No. 2076461
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I'm obsessed with the comments under her new posts. There was another one from a guy who said he could smell her all the way from England.
No. 2076473
>>2076461Kek @ the closing line about falling asleep with chocolate cake in her mouth: probably not far from the truth, plus Eli’s dick cheese and remnants of whatever fast food she scarfed that day with a coating of alcohol.
She won’t engage in any dialogue about her teeth with anyone in the comments who identifies themselves as a dental professional because she knows they’ll see through her
muh hyperdontia lies in an instant.
No. 2076477
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Dana liking wk comments from what appears to be another conservative type.
No. 2076517
File: 1736628750740.jpeg (96.32 KB, 300x404, IMAGE_STITCHING_jpeg (1).jpeg)
I've been looking through Dana's old porn content, and I've noticed that she rarely collabs with people multiple times. She did a collab with this TiF and reblogged her a few times early in 2024, but nothing since. And they don't follow each other anymore.
No. 2076525
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>When you get to the point of the story you have to tell people you harassed and threatened your rapist husband's victims, then stayed after he beat and raped you while pregnant, then allowed him to attempt to strangle your one year old daughter to death all because you were a good for nothing rape apologist pickme
No. 2076530
File: 1736631719635.jpg (252.29 KB, 750x720, RapistAttackDog.JPG)
>>2076525She’s rolled out the last excuse she has now: She’s a
victim and everything was a
trauma response. Picrel from old thread to remind you how she treated Matt Hare’s
victims. She is absolutely foul.
No. 2076542
>>2076447June - $31 ($18.6)
May - $10 ($6)
April - $28 ($16.80)
March - $85 ($51)
February - $83 ($49.80)
As pathetic as the numbers seem, I have to remind people that there are frequently other whores in Dana's vids.
No. 2076545
>>2076530Always trying to use big girl words she doesn't understand.
>>2076542Didn't she say porn contributed to her making 6 figures in a fiscal year once? She manipulates the truth so shamelessly.
No. 2076548
>>2076545i’m guessing that’s the year she got her inheritance since her “porn” doesn’t pay shit and neither does bean delivery.
>>2076390speaking of coffee, i know this is a bit of a nitpick but i hate when people call themselves a coffee nerd when this is what they drink. that’s mostly milk. you like coffee-flavored milk. that could be folger’s and you’d never be able to tell.
No. 2076578
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>>2076448One of the older groups was zucked a few months ago so I can’t provide evidence of what I witnessed around 2 years ago in it. Here’s something from 9 months ago that echoes sentiments of nonnies here.
Video context is Dana is drunk at a bar reacting to multiple anti-fanarts.
No. 2076587
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>>2076517According to upfluence (this is a tool we use at my company, so is at least somewhat legit), these are the stats. The sudden spikes in followers would be red flags for me. Possible her dumb fans or the hangers on are buying the followers for her, not all "influencers" are smart enough to know that it's happening.
No. 2076589
>>2076578The fanart is killing my sides. It's so accurate.
But, be more careful, anon, you have to make sure you cover all the profile pictures in a picture especially your own.
No. 2076596
>>2076532If this was true, then nothing like Weinsteins or Cosby's serial raping would have been published. This anon is right
>>2076541 about public interest and most news organizations should/do have lawyers that will advise on subject matter that might be controversial/get the organization in hot water. "Allegedly" is also a journalists' best friend when it comes to crime.
No. 2076602
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Checked the FB group and someone posted her again today, despite the rule against it. Repost cause forgot to sage.
No. 2076604
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>>2076602Someone referenced the lolsuit kek
No. 2076611
>>2076607That's what pick me queen Dana doesn't understand: every male is dangerous. A babyfucker won't come up to you and ask to fuck your baby, he will butter you up and gain your trust. So every single time she brings a male close do th,
even a "safe" male, she's risking delivering th right into the hands of a pedophile. I pray that I'm wrong but I won't be shocked if in a few years th comes out with her story and Dana refuses to accept blame bc she didn't say it the exact right way and Dana felt attacked.
No. 2076622
File: 1736651749097.jpg (994.05 KB, 1080x2088, 1000001616.jpg)
She's lipsyncing to the audio "if that makes me a villain, then so fucking be it" yeah Dana, when you leave your kid home alone to go out drinking, post photos of your kid half naked on a stripper pole on Facebook, make your home a revolving doors of sex pest creepazoids, allow these sex pest creepazoids to babysit your kid, host orgies while your child is upstairs, allow your child to come downstairs and talk to the participants, keep pornographic paraphernalia all over the house where she sees it, fail to protect your child even whilst she was still in the womb from her abusive rapeape father, don't bother to change her last name so she isn't constantly reminded of the man who tried to strangle her because it apparently costs too much money and it's easier to spell, yeah, you're the fucking villain you shit stain of a human being
No. 2076648
>>2076390You can find the post with her work experience up until 2015 here
>>2075559 nonna. Not sure when exactly she started at dunkin, but she was dating her manager while working there and got promoted to being a shift supervisor at some point. There's no way she has "14 years of experience" in total though as she's also worked at multiple clothing retail stores through her late teens - early 20s like pacsun, gap, and vans? She does likely have something like a decade of experience though. Not that banging your manager at dunkin and working there for half a decade is much to brag about, but this is dana so… kek
>>2076632She hasn't had any real brand deals, that's for sure. A lot of deals require you to review their products or even state that it is an ad with a hashtag, which we've never seen her do. I guess this and the "14 year career in coffee" are just a few more lies we can tack onto her long list.
>>2076623her mouth looks like that because she doesn't have her partial dentures in yet so her lips are caving inward at the sides due to the big gaping holes left by the teeth they had to pull. If they had pulled her front teeth her lips would have collapsed inward entirely like in
>>2074785 No. 2076653
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>>2076648>shift supervisor at dunkin donuts before widespread social media brainrot atrophied society into a 24/7 worldwide paypig brothelDoes anyone remember when people like Dana were resigned to being the abesentee "cool mom" to the first boy/girl party you attended with stolen booze? Online validation is like meth to these people. They used to obtain it in small doses, like from being told they're awesome for buying minors beer or getting ~too crazy~ at a country bar and getting thrown out. Today they have to continuously raise the stakes to get the same pay off and dopamine high, this will get so much worse. I really can't imagine Tiny Human will be in the picture for much longer
No. 2076701
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>>2076622her madame medusa slay
No. 2076711
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>>2076701I thought of this the other day but decided it was too flattering
No. 2076718
File: 1736680191883.jpg (287.49 KB, 750x1298, Lurking.jpg)
>>2076390She stays lurking here kek: Your post was about 22/23 hours ago and her story response was 19 hours ago: seems she would have replied sooner if she hadn’t been asleep, which is particularly pathetic and indicates that lolcow is one of the first things she searches up when she wakes in the morning.
She’s trying to say her 4 years working at a record label was made up of going on Warped Tour with them every summer. Let’s unpack that one: 4 years is 48 months. Warped Tour on average lasts no more than 2 months. That means she would have needed to have worked full time for the full duration of Warped Tour every summer for TWENTY FOUR YEARS to have the experience she claims. Plus per her Facebook information
>>2075559 she also somehow found time to work at Vans, PacSun and GAP during her supposed 14 year coffee career which she admits started at 16, so extra work experience on top of that would have been child labor.
She is a pathological liar in the most narcy way because the lies are always constructed to try and make her look better in some way or to soothe her wounded ego. She clearly is insecure about hopping around minimum wage entry level jobs since she left high school and is trying to cultivate an appearance of having grown a career instead. I’d feel sorry for her if she wasn’t a misogynistic child neglecter.
(Sorry >> 2076716 I’m ayrt: I deleted to add in an observation about how lolcow seems to be one of the first things she looks at upon waking. Also yes you’re absolutely right, working at Starbucks and Dunkin and claiming to be some kind of coffee expert is like working at Wendy’s and calling yourself a
gastronome or a
chef. There is absolutely no shame in being an entry level wagie at a fast food corporation, but trying to larp it into something more prestigious is extremely embarassing.)
No. 2076747
>>2076718exactly kek. and now, being a delivery driver, that’s like the sysco or US foods driver is a foodie because of it. you’re right, she’s insecure that she’s still hopping around entry-level jobs at her big age. being uneducated with hand and face tattoos really doesn’t get you that far, does it?
also, it seems like she never actually
toured with warped tour, she just went around to about three florida dates (when she lived there) to sell merch. her wording is so funny. when i first heard her talking about “touring,” i thought she meant with a band. her wording is deliberate.
No. 2076765
>>2076747>she just went around to about three florida dates (when she lived there) to sell merchAs an unpaid
volunteer no less. The “street team” model around Warped Tour and its associated record labels and bands is simply exploitation of turbo-fans for free labor and word of mouth publicity. She’s spun this into having “worked in the music industry for four years” because she has delusions of grandeur and her ego would not survive admitting to herself that at 31 years old she has not progressed at all in her life since she was 16. All she managed to do was to get knocked up by a man she knew full well was a prolific rapist and who then tried to murder the resulting child. Bravo, Dana.
No. 2076792
File: 1736697481072.png (7.18 MB, 1990x6983, 20250112_124836_0000.png)
>>2076648>Not sure when exactly she started at dunkin, but she was dating her manager while working there KEK what? Screenshots please, only getting promoted because you're fucking the manager at Dunkin of all places is hilarious
Our favorite cow is feeling herself yet again, making up fake scenarios about men wanting her.
She seriously outdoes Shayna when it comes to sped expressions while trying to look sexy. What is that fart smelling face?? No. 2076812
>>2076807Exactly, as
>>2076718 said, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being an entry level wagie at fast food corporations for over a decade (especially when someone is low IQ as the evidence seems to indicate for Dana): the issue is her deliberately misrepresenting it and this dishonesty fitting a wider pattern of lies about almost everything she does.
No. 2076813
File: 1736699575404.mp4 (11.83 MB, 500x888, Does my child know that I am p…)
Presented without comment. Absolutely bleak.
No. 2076819
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>>2076792not watching this shit, but is it possible she’s talking about picrel?
No. 2076821
>>2076819Yes, that’s what the caption is about: Yet more pick me behavior from Dana like
>>2074736advertising that “all three holes” are available.
No. 2076824
>>2076819How degrading. Lmfao i am not surprised that she thinks two men wanting to spitroast her like a pig is a compliment. Sane, self respecting, non-pickme women would find this degrading and disgusting, oh thats right, because it is. And the men who do women dirty like that would never respect them or take them seriously. Have fun being a roasted pig squished between too ugly smelly scrotes.
Not a flex dana, now get off your high horse and stop acting like an almighty, perfect, never done anything wrong martyr.
No. 2076828
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She's geeking these videos are getting views because a meme page reposted her for the cringe like nearly every comment isn't negative, she's actually addicted to negative attention as long as those views are coming in.
No. 2076831
>>2076792What in the booktok is this
>>2076819Oh KEK
No. 2076850
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Eli indirectly telling Dana to get a life
No. 2076854
>>2076850>I don't check the snark sites bc I have a lifeHugely revealing statement here. The implication being that Dana
doesn't have anything better to do with her time, like work or parent her daughter. She lives on and for this thread.
I can't wait to see these two split up. It's a real possibility for 2025.
No. 2076855
>>2076850No one wants to come fight Eli and risk getting whatever diseases he might have while Dana inevitably films his faggot ass getting stomped up and down the street for porn content.
>>Curly haired sissy gets owned by internet hater and loves itOr some shit
No. 2076886
>>2076850Lol. So what if we are lifeless losers? Wouldn't that sting so much harder, that even mouth breathing basement dwellers think you're a absolute retard?
I imagine Dana sitting in the cuck chair scrolling lolcow while microdick eli is plowing another sack of potatoes.
Kek rather live in a basement forever than calling that "peak"
No. 2076887
File: 1736709670731.png (1.01 MB, 704x1262, Screenshot 2025-01-12 at 2.20.…)
>>2076850Trouble in polyfagdise?
No. 2076897
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No. 2076938
>>2076850>My partner is one of the haters and I can't get her to stop posting on lolcow Top kekkkk, need more of the polyfag x farmer love story.
God, this is a good reminder that Eli is
almost as cringe as Dana. Grown ass 30 something year old "sissy" with hair on his nuts typing like a teen girl with zero self awareness of why they both have "haydurz" in the first place. You don't think about us at all yet in the same sentence he admits it bothers him that Dana keeps feeding the trolls and giving us infinite content to mock them kek, soo unbothered.
No. 2076944
>>2076850>>2076887massive kek. nonnas all called it, the caveman is entirely checked out and completely over it with her.
>these shrimp backed mouth breathing losersOh please Eli, it's a given that any farmer is already well out of your league shrimp-backed or not. It's impossible to insult us when your mush mouthed, dad-bod, crackhead "wife" is right there too good to suck your lil chode herself.
>I don't look at the anon forums or snark page because I have a lifeAnd there it is. Dana, even your "husband" thinks you are a complete loser. Ouch.
>their sad, miserable existence is punishment enoughAnd yet no nonna would willingly choose to switch lives with either Eli or Dana? The cope and projection is so wild here. We're miserable? This is just our morning paper or dose of reality TV. Also Dana is actually a terrible person who prioritizes drugs, sex, and partying over her own child, compulsively lies about literally everything, and even scams by using chatgpt to write almost all of her content for her as a pseudo "educator"?
>stop being a coward and fight meKEK. He's really as low IQ as Dana is, but also a stereotypical violent moid too. Sorry Eli, but you're going to have to keep paying trannies for your beatings.
>>2076897>>2076900Judging by how much she makes off of MV, her porn isn't in very high demand for very obvious reasons. She has a second free OF and it's hardly popular despite her giving it all away for free.
>>2076923She's just an alcoholic with very unfortunate proportions and a terrible junk food diet. Alcohol can absolutely cause an extended bloated belly compared to thinner limbs, and the junk food is all high in sodium which will make her retain water, bloating her up even more. She looked normal enough before she became a full blown degenerate
>>2075969 and then the beginning of her descent when she married the rapist
>>2075825 No. 2076946
>>2076850some
nonny here needs to sit down with her gf to discuss the future of their relationship. a farmer and a danafag? doomed to fail
No. 2076949
File: 1736721213759.png (15.23 MB, 3571x7000, 20250112_192541_0000.png)
I think Dana might be in a one-sided dick measuring contest with Eli when it comes to their relationships. She has
five unlucky partners, her new years goal is to get even more, and Eli only has her? I bet that makes her feel real good.
Also, seems like
>>2075687 wasn't hypothetical at all and they do, in fact, dislike each other's partners often. So much for it being a woker, more loving lifestyle than monogamy kek.
And lastly: Dana's new haircut, somehow even more horrid than the mullet.
No. 2076966
>>2076949metamour is such a stupid word
"we would prefer to be friends,[…]but that's not always the case"
I know he doesn't mean it this way but it sounds like he's saying that he would prefer to be friends instead of date them but these people don't like them enough to want to be friends with them… amazing
how do you keep up multiple casual dating relationships? seems messy. It's hard enough to spend enough time with your best friends I can't imagine that it's easier to traverse the boundaries between like four or five different fuck buddy relationships that you pretend are not just that.
No. 2076987
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god she looks crazy. I genuinely feel a little bad. if I fucked my shit up this bad I wouldn’t leave my house for months
No. 2077010
>>2076850I just know Dana is devastated about this. In one post Eli has confirmed that:
1. It does bother him that Dana monitors here and Reddit and dedicates most of her posting nowadays to responding to us
2. He tells her not to do so and she ignores him
3. He considers anyone who engages with these pages to be a loser(given the previous points, this includes her)
I think it’s no coincidence that she posted
>>2076887 not long afterwards indicating she’s upset that she pisses Eli off and he won’t pretend that she doesn’t.
No. 2077020
File: 1736730541988.jpg (56.63 KB, 1080x257, Screenshot_20250112-235700.jpg)
Sage for non-milk, but the normies commenting on that one viral post of hers have me dead
No. 2077039
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Dana admits that she has been in a 11 year relationship with known rapist Matthew Hare and lies that she's in a marriage too in other comments.
No. 2077043
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No. 2077045
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Is she in a relationship with Matt still? Who is she even talking about?
No. 2077056
File: 1736735594249.png (1.5 MB, 1215x903, danapendingdivorce2022.png)
>>2077045No one else has been in the picture that long. Tone and her matched on a dating app sometime in 2023 and only identify as "comet partners". Gaby was only in a relationship with her from around November 2022 and we all know how that ended. Kaylee and Morgan are both new and only in the "courting period" or whatever her and Eli want to call it. Eli and her celebrated their 3 year anniversary in May of 2022 (where she claims her divorce is still pending), so they're still under 6 years together until May. So who IS this mysterious person Dana considers a 11yo partner? It's her rapist nonce husband who she may be separated from, but still not actually divorced from yet. She's being misleading by calling him a partner to make it sound like she's still in a successful 11 year long relationship at the moment. I wonder why Matt wouldn't want to be known, huh Dana?
>>2077045"marriage" is right. She still isn't actually married to Eli and is still using her rapist ex husband's last name. Other than rapist she defended and helped provide
victims for, and the retarded caveman she used to supply women to, she has had no other relationship last more than a year or so. Even her friendships never last that long, you can go through her photos and there's so many people who were her "bestie" of the moment that disappeared without a trace since.
No. 2077060
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>>2075405Another example of her being fake woke. Accidently stumbled on this and kek'd at her dancing around why she still shops at openly homophobic and right-wing supporting businesses despite being "so kweer!". If Dana doesn't shop at chik-fil-a and costco she would have to eat out of her own garden and "hunt for meat". kek
No. 2077076
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>>2076987Lol from some angles she reminds me of picrel
No. 2077086
According to
>>2029704 Dana only was with Matt for 3 years. They started dating in 2015 and broke up in 2018. (Dana only broke up with him because he choked his daughter mind you) She was also dating Chelsea around this time but it didn't last. She is just lying when she's been dating someone for 11 years.
No. 2077120
Old tiktok showing all her moid partners.
No. 2077130
>>2077120>fat dude as her "comet partner" (fuck buddy) for an entire decadeWas she allowed to sleep with other men while she was with Matt? He gives me one penis policy vibes, so I'd be surprised. Also it really seems like her shelf life even with moids is getting shorter these days?
>>2077127And the two photos are from the same time where he's both shirtless and his pants are undone? These aren't "partners" she's their cumdump placeholder before they find a real partner they'd want to bring home, but she's too much of a pick-me to realize or care.
No. 2077132
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I'm looking at her old TikTok videos and she used to post a LOT about her copyright infringement paddle store. Now the website is still up but the business license has lapsed. Wonder why she stopped promoting it if the business was doing so well?
No. 2077133
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Is she implying that Chelsea emotionally abused her?
No. 2077134
Here's a storytime from May 2021 of her throuple with Matt and Chelesea while she was pregnant. In case she dirty deletes, she complains that Matt didn't want her to have sex with Chelsea while he was at work.
No. 2077149
>>2077134After she left Matt, Dana and Chelsea moved in together. Dana went on a date with a man, and Chelsea was supposed to be OK with that because they were both poly. Chelsea got mad and apparently kicked Dana and her daughter out at midnight. But Dana lies so take that with a grain of salt.
No. 2077178
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>>2077043Dana unless you count you still being married to rapist Matt all these years, Eli isnt your husband and never will be if you keep this up
No. 2077200
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>>2077120>>2077134>>2077149Was she sleeping with the fat one while with Matt then? Her timelines never seem to add up.
>>2077178>"the haturz don't live in my head rent free">keeps posting memes about the haturzzz>>2077196You know, I can kind of see it? It's awfully ironic though that somehow her tooth situation is worse than a man's who earned the nickname "rotten" for not brushing his teeth. Same build though. kek
No. 2077208
>>2077200>Was she sleeping with the fat one while with Matt then? Her timelines never seem to add up.According to her tumblr, her, Matt and Chelsea practiced
polyfidelity so it was just the three of them:
>>2065370If that went to shit in 2018 there’s four options: 1) she was lying about it just being Matt and Chelsea until 2018 2) she’s lying now about having held down a partner for 11 years 3) she’s still indulging Matt on the down low or 4) she’s counting her relationship with him as the longest because they’re still technically married (an expanded option 2)
No. 2077215
>>2077208My vote is option 4. She’s embellishing her relationship history in the same way she does her CV. Where the latter is to console herself that her series of entry level jobs are a career, the former is to support the
poly educator larp: She knows even the retards who take her seriously now would not if they know she can’t hold down a relationship (platonic or sexual) for more than a few years.
No. 2077230
>>2077045Whoever this other partner is, it must be insignificant as Eli didn’t name them when when counting Dana’s partners here
>>2076949>>2077208Im voting 4 too since she was with him since 2015 which would make it 10 years but her and Eli seem to have their own numerical system that’s always one off
No. 2077236
>>2077208If it is option 4 that is a new level of horrorcow for Dana: boasting about her long 11 year relationship as indicative of
muh superior poly skills, meanwhile it’s with a prolific rapist who tried to murder her infant and the past 5 years are just a technicality because they’re still married despite supposedly not being in each others’ lives in any substantial way any more.
It does seem strange that it’s been going on 5 years supposedly since she left Matthew Hare of St Augustine Florida but she still hasn’t divorced him. Between that and her keeping the Hare name for both her and her child, there may also be some grim weight to option 3.
No. 2077246
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>>2077208Dana directly responds to us, claims the 11 year relationship is her "boyfriend"… She calls Eli husband so, Tone?
Tone, who we know she most DEFINITELY hasn't been with for 11 years? kekekekek
No. 2077249
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This might be one of her creepiest stories yet. Worded weirdly because I didn't screenshot every single phrase, but I still have no clue what she meant by "all my hadurz know is my sex tension".
>In her red room
>Addressing the haydurz
>Eating taco bell immediately after dental surgery after boasting about how skinny she'd get due to her liquid diet
>Claims it's okay because she's drunk (after claiming she doesn't even drink)
>Grommit and her broke up again (let's be honest, they likely never got back together and she just wanted to own da haydurz)
No. 2077250
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>>2077249My god this is so stupid, I can't wait for the "I got dry socket" vlog written by chatGPT in a week
No. 2077251
>>2077249She says "sex dungeon", the captioning is wrong. I thought she had a traditional 9-5 lol, despite often posting from bed on weekdays at 11 am and her staying up drinking til 3 am on a Sunday in this story. Either it's bad decision making or she's lying. She's clearly spiraling. Eli shaded her on ig so she cut her hair and invited her other partner over while he doesn't have anyone else to go eat taco bell in the red room.
Eli and Kaylie don't gaf about her, they both gave her solid foods post surgery.
No. 2077255
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>>2077252
Don't put your actual email in the email field. You have 28 minutes to delete this.
But yes it looks like she is implying "Dirty" is her boyfriend. He doesn't even follow her..
No. 2077260
>>2077251>She says "sex dungeon", the captioning is wrongMy bad, I was in public and didn't want to blast one of Dana's NSFL stories straight from the sex dungeon in full volume
>>2077133Implying Chelsea emotionally abused her when that woman was very likely just another
victim Dana groomed into a false sense of security to act as their live-in nanny and bangmaid
and she was very likely also a
victim of rapist Matt's physical abuse is so heinous. She probably just means Chelsea was moody towards Dana after her husband had beaten the shit out of her and that counts as "emotional abuse" in her book.
>>2077149Yeah, her and Chelsea were most definitely supposed to be exclusive and Dana still had the audacity to cheat with a moid while living in
her home and leaving her cucked gf to babysit her one year old while she got her back blown out. Insane kek. Also, why does she care that Chelsea supposedly fucked Matt before they entered a throuple if her whole schtick is being a pickme who doesn't care if you cheat since she can just join in?
No. 2077285
File: 1736777170871.mp4 (13.9 MB, 720x1280, 13-01-24.mp4)
>>2077249Video of the stories for posterity. Really responsible mother here. Drunk as a skunk at 3 AM on a Sunday night clapping back at the haydurz. Stellar work, Dana.
No. 2077288
>>2077285God, can you imagine how awkward it must be to be chilling with someone and they immediately pull out their phone to record an ig story to clap back at da hadurz? While piss drunk, no less? we actually live in her head rent free. Thank you for you service,
nonnie, such an unhinged story had to be documented
>>2077251>Eli shaded her on ig so she cut her hair and invited her other partner over while he doesn't have anyone else to go eat taco bell in the red room.KEKKKK, I didn't even think about it that way but it's even funnier with context. They all act like such preteens. I used to think her hobosexual caveman would never leave if he's put up with her shit thus far, but a break up might just be on the horizon. I just know Eli's pissed he can't find another obese ugly polyfag on tinder who'll let him move in and suck tranny dick in her house.
No. 2077306
>>2077289Mothers with BPD not managed by specialists shouldn't have children, because they're highly
toxic and trauma inducing. This poor girl definitely won't get out of this healthy - that's my conclusion after reading many articles about BPD parents and real life stories. Plus seeing that post on Reddit.
But she still can cut her mother off one day and I hope she will do that without remorse. Dana's attitude is irresponsible and neglectful af. Every time I look at her I see someone who acts like a hypersexual 5yr old baby with temper tantrums.
Being so ignorant and egoistic will def backfire.
(armchairing) No. 2077307
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That post on reddit
No. 2077318
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>>2077307What does this prove? we already know Dana has BPD, she's admitted it herself. Apparently she's medicated but evidently it's not doing much.
Didn't she use to vehemently deny her daughter ever using the stripper pole until people found literal pictures of it? It's clear she knows its not a normal age appropriate fitness exercise, she's so full of shit.
No. 2077319
>>2077285Dana must not have a healthy routine at all. She acts like a teen parent, extremely irresponsible. There is no reason for her to he drunk & eating this after dental surgery.
If she actually has BPD, why isn't she in regular therapy? I think she just made it up.
No. 2077323
>>2077318Sexual elements aside, pole dancing is done with minimal clothing because fabric doesn't adhere to metal as well as skin; regardless of her intentions, it's a safety hazard. Clothed pole dancing is possible, but the women doing it are
much more fit than Danal here. Every day she reveals how little she knows about her chosen profession, it's incredible.
No. 2077350
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>>2077322She also posted this a month ago. Her relationship to Jon/Dirty must be another lie about being close to a celeb for clout, just like with Blackbear. Except this guy is much less known so she can lie even more about the nature of their relationship. How pathetic.
No. 2077369
A month ago Dana made a statement on her friend group breaking up with her because of her pushing cocaine. I archived it
https://archive.ph/S3hH1 and will summarize some of the points for anyone curious.
>Dana and Pursely (the person she pushed cocaine on) are both sober>Dana claims that she has a long history with cocaine but only does it at music festivals now>At Purseley's birthday party, Purseley's friend (and Dana's former dealer?) gave a bag of cocaine on her, and Dana had no choice but to accept>Dana asked Purseley if she wanted to do a line while she was drunk and asked too loudly but didn't mean to be pushy>Friend E was very upset because they believe that Purseley is completely sober>Dana and E get in a yelling fight at the birthday party; Dana has to go to the bathroom to calm down>She leaves the party after that with Eli and Tone>After waking up, Dana finds that everyone is pissed about her behavior at the party. She apologizes>Maze tells her that her apology wasn't good enough and texts Gabby about what happened>Gabby wasn't at the party and was at home watching THThe rest of the post is about drama between Dana, Gabby, Maze, and the rest of the friend group and how they went behind Dana's back even though Dana communicated to everyone how sorry she was.
Also I love how Dana had to post this for some reason:
>For anyone uninformed MARIJUANA AND SHROOMS ARE NOT CLASSIFIED IN ANY STATE AS A HARD DRUG.This is not true at all kek
No. 2077373
>>2077371Does Eli not really have a bank account? I think
>>2075109 is supposed to be sarcastic. Dana claims that Eli has a credit card but it's not maxed out.
No. 2077378
>>2077287If he's so sick of her, he would leave. They're stunted, like everyone keeps saying so this is "normal" to them. Think about when you're a preteen and one friend in your group gets mad at you. She's giving Eli the cold shoulder and it's working because he's an insecure nerd reliving his youth as a "cool stud who gets all the girls". The reason he doesn't read lolcow is because it destroys his AGP/coomer fantasies, not because he's too cool and thinks we're losers. If he doesn't read it, he can pretend we're the jealous unpopular kids who talk shit about them because
we don't have a harem of sloppy drug addicts who have nothing to lose by posting humiliating photo/videos for the world to see and splitting the profits to receive $5 each. If it were up to Eli, Dana would ignore us and continue with the kind of content that launched these threads into existence in the first place. He's only mad because she isn't completely focused on providing for his sex/porn addiction when she's "clapping back at the haturz"
No. 2077382
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Here's an example of Dana being fake wolk by saying she doesn't celebrate the 4th of July anymore. Wonder how long that's going to last.
No. 2077403
>>2077369>Recapping month old milkLurk moar, this was already posted back when it happened.
>>2077379>I seriously doubt Eli is mooching financially off of DanaDana definitely gets more out of the relationship than he does considering he's basically raising TH for her, but does he even pay rent? living in her mother's house for free definitely counts as mooching imo
>>2077382The way she had to dig for a shooped 2019 picture back when she looked skinny kekkkkk. I see those godawful shiny plastic wigs have always been a loyal companion. Jfc at least powder them down, Dana.
No. 2077405
>>2077371KEK
nonnie that was clearly a joke. Do you also think Gaby doesn't know what money is and was raised in a Nigerian village?
No. 2077411
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>>2077403>I see those godawful shiny plastic wigs have always been a loyal companion. Jfc at least powder them down, Dana.At the very least. You can find hq lace front wigs on aliexpress with human hair but I've never seen an e-whore wear a wig that isn't shiny, synthetic and doesn't look stolen from a disney princess costume in a bag. I'm sure she would claim wearing ugly wigs a disadvantage of not growing up in black culture but basic research requires judgment and effort, so I'm not surprised she has such a vast collection of hideous wigs
No. 2077416
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Old milk but here are some caps of a text message conversation between Dana and Ruby Peaches (some whore who collabed with her and then proceeded to call her out)
No. 2077426
>>2077420The other name is Rafael, who Dana said she was dating in this tiktok for four years.
>>2077120 It seems like they were still dating (or Dana thought they were dating) but it's interesting that she hasn't mentioned him since. I'm curious who Chance is too.
No. 2077433
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I think it's interesting that Dana used to do quite a few collabs with other whores, but her most recent collab is from January of last year. I think she's burned a lot of bridges in the whore community. She still has Gabby's videos up. It looks like they shot a bunch after they got together but Gabby decided to stop shooting videos with her in 2024. Spoilered for gross porn.
No. 2077435
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>>2077430If you look at some of her old videos in 2020, she does look like she still had a jawline in some of them but she looks like the Dana we know in love in the others. I think it's an angle thing but she's definitely ballooned since 2019. I'm guessing she's been partying and blowing money since she's moved there.
No. 2077438
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Does anyone know who was the "dom" she was dating who supposedly has a loft in NYC? And I'm curious why she lied about being autistic more often.
No. 2077439
>>2077285Kek at gromit correcting her. Dana
definitely had more than 4 drinks, and I could hear the discomfort on Gromit's voice as she tried to correct her but still participate in the lie because she's probably kinda lonely and Dana is giving her attention, and she doesn't wanna lose that.
No. 2077456
>>2077452>bippie throwing her dead mom under the bus for validationthey really love cannibalizing their families and
victims for clout, don't they?
No. 2077459
>>2077451She chases trends and does whatever to make people pay attention to her. Right now, that's woke shit, but if it declines in the next few years, she could be riding the MAGA train. It would be a funny pivot at least.
>>2077456The best scapegoat is one that can't defend themselves.
No. 2077474
>>2077466It's not interesting to
you, but to say that's irrelevant to this thread is just wrong. This is her thread, so yeah I'm gonna talk about
her politics and
her personal style. Go complain on /meta/ if you don't like it.
No. 2077477
>>2077471It would be funny if Dana morphed into a full-blown Trump supporter because she would be going from one retarded side of the horseshoe to the other but the post you're replying to
>>2077451>why do dumb bitches always set themselves up with this fake liberal shit.Isn't really empathetic to the masses who were swindled by wokeism, believing people aren't selfish/self-interested pieces of shit and perverts, which is a common mistake that many
women are conditioned into making (but not trying to derail)
No. 2077502
>>2077416>You should not have brought me to TN and put me in a position to fall for him. I am trying not to hurt myself keeping this secret Top kekk, only a fellow polyfag as ridiculous as her could get me to take Dana's side. These retards think they're living a coming of age movie when in reality they're exchanging STDs with a pube-beard with a lazy eye and his hideous troll of a girlfriend. Saying all that with a pfp making out with Dana is especially wild.
>>2077474 This
nonnie >>2077466 is right, shit like Dana claiming she doesn't celebrate 4th of July and then posting about it or supporting chick fila is redditor-tier nitpicking and extremely retarded considering this cow has a seemingly endless supply of milk if we dig through her years of digital footprint. It's not interesting to
anyone, you can go back to the snark sub if you have a problem with it because boring nitpicking is against site rules. She has over a hundred old vlogs on her TikTok and Instagram, most of which haven't been discussed here, if you actually want to post milk.
No. 2077508
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>>2077416>Eli's my perfect person, he's the best relationship I've ever had>I have no secrets from Eli. That man knows I've loved other people moreKEK. I almost feel bad for Eli at times, but then I remember he's a gross sexpest too. Love how Dana goes off on the girl for "nobody told you to fuck Eli the first hour you were at my house" but sweet widdle Eli is not at fault in any way. He's been answering some more questions on insta and he clearly prioritizes sex and physical attraction above all else. He literally lists "physical attraction" at the very top of his list followed by "positive vibes". Dana would be in trouble if he wasn't so alone right now.
No. 2077511
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>>2077509Not that nonna but here is her old voter registration. You can check historic records freely.
No. 2077515
>>2077416She is so retarded for thinking she successfully blurred these names out lmao.
>>2077509She was alive once..
No. 2077517
>>2077503Her politics aren't the most interesting milk, I think is the point. It is mildly amusing but I also have normie family members who act the same way
>>2077516kek one of these posts is mine
No. 2077518
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>>2077502Nonna, it really isn't that deep. Maybe instead of crying about posts you don't like, you can share some of this "endless supply of milk" you are digging up? Otherwise just report for nitpicking and let the actual farmhands decide.
>>2076949>>2076987Didn't see this posted here yet, but she also confirmed she was the one who fucked up her hair (we knew). But it's okay guys, she's an expert as she's been doing her own hair for 8 years and has dated two cosmetologists!
No. 2077529
>>2077516Are we supposed to call them sex workers? Whore is the accepted term here. Learn to integrate.
>>2077511It looks like Dana's mom was registered to vote, she didn't choose a party affiliation.
No. 2077537
>>2077508>but sweet widdle Eli is not at fault in any way. Queen pickme Dana could never be mad at a moid, she'd let them get away with anything, and I mean
anything.
No. 2077539
>>2077516I don't like the term either but many nonas use it.
>>2077518There's no way she's happy with it. I'm calling it now, she'll suddenly show up with it fixed and either won't say anything or will claim she did it herself.
No. 2077559
>>2077503>>2077518Rest assured I have and will continue to report non-milk. I think the fact that she's fake woke was evidenced by her saying the n word followed by her lackluster apology, but alas this thread is full of retards who actually took my joke about Eli having no bank account at face value. You're welcome to dig up her old tiktoks instead of pearlclutching about her buying chick fil a like a Tumblr SJW, too,
nonnie. Luckily for us even the most retarded Dana nitpicks will be milky in some way or another (see: Dana's hideous wig in that 4th of July post).
>>2077516You're so unintegrated it's hilarious.
>>2077546She will never leave him and in fact I'm not even sure she left Matt after he tried to murder their daughter. I have no proof but my tinfoil says he's the one who dumped her, Dana's too much of a pickme to break up with any scrote.
No. 2077564
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It's interesting to see how many people have left the polycule since the end of 2023. Gabby left, the chubby brown haired chick on the right left (she was dating Dana), the Kenough guy left (he was dating Gabby), and so did the two toned hair girl on the right (she was Pursley the cokehead
>>2077369 and she was dating Eli).
No. 2077567
>>2077564What kind of name even is Pursley
>I've tried poly(something) on Dana's shirtShe has zero personality outside polyshit, jfc. She identifies way more with it than with motherhood, it's so obvious.
No. 2077577
>>2077559> this thread is full of retards who actually took my joke about Eli having no bank account at face valueThis is one of the fastest moving cow threads and it gets convoluted fast. It will stop being mentioned the minute you shut the fuck up about it
>>2077546She's a BPDemon, there is no way in hell they don't argue and fight constantly. Borderlines can't function or control their rage even in normal, healthy relationships.
No. 2077578
>>2077574It does and I would love to see Dana try rapping.
>>2077571It's hard to say because none of her actions are consistent or make sense. Definitely subconsciously, on some level - she must realize the situation isn't appropriate for Tiny Human or she wouldn't lie so much about it.
No. 2077584
>>2077583uhh
>>2074322>>2077249that's just from the past few days, plus she's a raging alchy and probable junkie
No. 2077588
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>>2077577Cranky because you're the one who took it at face value, arentcha?
>>2077564Seriously, it's kinda crazy how she lost %99 of her social circle after the breakup with Gaby (and her general coke fiend behavior). Apparently she also had this developing partner, Sarah, who as expected lasted as much as a fart. The QDP vlogs are always such a mess; her, Eli and Gaby all went out partying and there's zero mention of who her daughter was left with if all her babysitters were doing coke with troons. On the next days vlog, she whines about how Gaby and Eli are going on a solo date and it's "really hard for her to be alone"… Did she forget she has a whole ass daughter to take care of???
No. 2077591
>>2077577NTA but I found the Eli bank account retardation hilarious. It was probably a nona skim reading to try to catch up but then others started defending it and arguing that it's actually true based on nothing but a joke post. You gotta admit that's funny.
>>2077583Same way anyone gains weight, by eating way more than they burn.
No. 2077594
>>2077588Samefag, crazy to see actual life behind the caveman's eyes. Compare it to his current completely checked out dead-eyed stare
>>2076176 . He was only happy when Dana was bringing in chipper 20 somethings with pockets full of drugs and must be wanting to kill himself now that she's pushed them all away and he's stuck as a cucked babysitter who doesn't even have other partners other than her.
No. 2077601
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Sure Dana try convincing us your a super successful porn star. We'll believe you when we see the receipts. I'd love to see the actual numbers.
No. 2077613
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>Implying she has any polyfag circles left
>Implying she'd actually raise her own daughter, let alone other people's kids
Nice try, Dana, we all know your role at the polyfag leftist commune would be to blow up the toilet after too much taco bell and nose candy.
No. 2077621
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>>2077614…
Nonnie that picture is literally shoopped to hell and back kek, she smoothed her face so much in these it looks AI.
She definitely uglifies herself on purpose, but I think it's because she knows she's naturally ugly so she might as well lean into it and try to go for an "alt" look. That or her narc delusion gives her actual face, hair and make up blindness and she thinks drawing a literal rectangle of eyeliner and slapping on some untrimmed lashes instantly makes her look like a model.
No. 2077633
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>>2077577The irony of this anon getting salty over someone mistaking her joke as truth, but turning around and thinking people laughing at dana's fake wokeness is legitimate pearl-clutching. kek
>>2077613According to Eli just yesterday, there are no metamours. There's only Dana, him, Tone, and two "maybe" partners in courting, Kaylee and Morgan. Keep dreaming though Dana!
>>2077601>>2077621these photos are old too, from her first SG "hopeful" set in 2020. Looked it up and kek'd at her describing herself as an "old soul" while tagging it with things like "butthole tattoo".
No. 2077637
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>>2077635It'll be a star (fish) or a mouth
No. 2077659
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>>2077652My prediction
>a mouthDana's butthole tattoo
>eat me No. 2077684
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>>2077676Shayna is sort of the McDonalds of cows. She's gross and trashy but there is a sense of chemical sterility, like she cleans her erogenous zone with Lysol wipes and wears mostly brand new aliexpress costumes. I think she enjoys the smell of tacky bath and body products so it incentivizes her to shower and wash her hair. A lot of the cows remind me of soup kitchens, dumpsters or IHOP at 3am attracting all sorts of foul creatures, vagrants and complaints to the city. I'm not sure where lolcor fits in, I want to sound cool and say shopping nearby taking picrels for keks but probably more like picrel
(derail) No. 2077703
>>2077676>>2077684I don't understand the need to constantly bring up shayna here. she has her own thread. so what if they have similarities get over it.
either way, I hope she ends up with a dry socket
No. 2077716
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>>2077601Her sub count is public on OF, and she has 140. so 140 at $9/piece. She's only made $1260 lmaooooo. ffs i make three times that a month lol.
(no1currs about your income) No. 2077718
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>>2077703She'll get a dry socket from drinking alcohol and soda.
No. 2077815
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>>2077806She's finally at least put a curtain up to cover her sex toys so she isn't exposing them directly to her own child. A small step that isn't good enough, but still a big win for bullying.
No. 2077831
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>>2077827if only CPS could make her go to parenting classes. This is so troubling to me (found on reddit, picrel) because it's clear nothing has changed. She thinks the more adults in the picture, the merrier! and there's no risk to her kid at all. I don't think she gives a fuck about her daughter. All she cares about is advertising how many holes she wants filled. I can see her really feeling herself in every video - she loves looking at herself, she loves her outfits, she thinks she's hot as fuck, and I hope and pray that someone wipes that nasty shit eating grin off her face one day, whether that's CPS, Eli leaving, or someone dropping some gasp-worthy milk.
No. 2077841
>>2077815>tag sticking outRetard can't even wear clothes properly. Not even for her shitty TikToks kek
>>2077831I hate to say this but she's giving strong Rayne Perrywinkle vibes. I seriously don't understand why she didn't just get an abortion
No. 2077845
>>2077795>Eli says “Dana is dating me” in his anon ask response>Doesn’t call her his wife Omg anon kek how did we all miss that?
When you factor in her “oddities” instagram highlight here
>>2029811 where she admits in one fell swoop that she proposed to Eli and he won’t even wear the ring she gave him (it lives in one of her curiosities cabinets with the badger butt plug) she is more pathetic than we could ever have fathomed.
No. 2077851
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>>2077850
Eli thinks he's got a more hands on job than a Navy SEAL, many of whom wear silicone bands. It's just more of his delusional behavior. Apparently he also thinks he's Di Caprio, as he doesn't accept any girls over the age of 25 in his DMs according to people on Reddit.
No. 2077852
>>2077848Yeah we’ve been knowing she’s still married to the rapist but like you say, that doesn’t stop him from wearing the ring she gave him and neither does his profession. He could wear a carpentry compliant one at work and hers outside work but that would require giving even the square root of a shit about her and also not being able to signal to his preferred TIF demographic in public that he is available to be locked in a cock cage and
sissified by them and that is probably the biggest blocker here.
No. 2077858
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>>2077831I was looking at this photo for a while and I was reminded of someone. It took me a while, but I finally got it: she looks like the snotty fat boy from the Barnyard series.
No. 2077864
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>>2077795>>2077845Literally the only instance of him calling her 'wife' was on the GoFundMe. Budget Jared Leto won't own her unless he literally gets paid KEK
No. 2077872
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Unbothered queen
No. 2077979
>>2077872It’s insane how addicted she is to
any form of attention kek.. It adds another layer when you consider she’s also airing out many other people in her personal life who are discussed on here.
No. 2078043
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If we end up with a containment thread she'd lose her fucking mind at all the autistic fanart. Shay died so Dana can be the new queen. And never forget, Eli does more drugs than Dana. And he is often left to take care of TH.
No. 2078060
>>2078058I mean yeah, she enjoys the attention from the drama and playing the
victim.
No. 2078089
do all of her videos have like 300 views? I watched a few seconds of this but it seems like none of them talked about anything like they were just stalling the topic at hand.
>>2077859kind of weird to be obsessed with marriage as a woman who seems to have people come in and out of her life on a consistent basis. I think it's just another one of her entitlements. surely she'd want the the legal benefits but pretending to be another person in a marriage is very weird for her.
>>2077815when I was like 5 to 9 years old I used to search through my parents' closets/storage containers for shit to play with and wear and I cannot imagine that her kid finding that stuff is going to be good for their mental health or sense of normalcy which is no doubt not normal at all.
No. 2078114
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>>2077858KEK good eye nona! I was thinking Tighten from Megamind but he's not doughy enough.
No. 2078135
>>2078133samefag, but just to drive the point home - is Dana obsessed with fairness because her super precious husband keeps crossing her boundaries to the point that she decides to completely alter her boundaries?
>upset that Eli keeps sniping her partners>upset that Eli seems to develop close relationships with her partners faster than they did together>gish gallops herself into pretending she likes being in a throuple when she doesn't>calls herself an educator>"people look up to me but I'M NOT PERFECT" aka "look to me as an educator but if I mess up, IT'S NOT MY FAULT AND NOBODY'S PERFECT"Also, the BPD insistence to "have conversations" and "set expectations". She downplays her real reactions to all of this to make it seem like everyone around her needs to meet her level of consideration, empathy and care, when really she's so obsessed with the idea that someone may love her GF more than her, she needs to micromanage the entire relationship lest she have a big meltie and then blame it on everyone for not meeting her weird BPD expectations
No. 2078154
>>2078135>Aaaaall these people look up to me, I have a lot of wisdomShe's so ridiculous
>"I'm soooo happy that I bent the knee and gave in to Eli's demands that I share the young immature woman I originally wanted only for myself"This video is dripping with cope. Eli has zero respect for her and he already knows all he has to do is insist and she'll give in bc she's insecure and terrified of losing him.
>"My boudary was hurting me more than it was helping meHe got her convinced she's the problem, not him bulldozing and ignoring her feelings. Holy gaslight. He seems so cruel, I almost feel bad for her.
>Me giving up on my boundaries isn't a green light for my partners to do whatever the hell they wantIt is though. Doesn't have to be, but you're too spineless and too afraid of being alone to not let others trample you and disregard your feelings.
>I'll ask for the reassurance that I needThey'll give her back only platitudes. Does she really think asking Eli "hey, do you like Gabby more than me?" will yield a sincere answer? He'll say whatever you want to hear because he wants to keep the status quo.
That's the main problem with her obssesion with "communication": people lie to protect their interests, especially immature people and people with a vested interest in placating you.
No. 2078169
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kek this bitch can't help herself.
btw is anyone willing to check what Eli and Dana got arrested for? Apparently Eli has 2 arrests/violations on his record whereas Dana has only 1
No. 2078195
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KEK she was compared to Gummo already but the resemblance is uncanny. Screenshots from her new vlog, I can't post it rn but aside from distracted driving, eating Taco Bell and shitty 'haircut' there's nothing of worth
No. 2078245
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>>2078124>>2078135>>2078161Screen caps are provided from the Reddit thread Dana's dirty delete. It's posted higher up in the thread here. Be prepared, it's a novel. There are some gems such as Dana sperging out about Gabby and threatening to leave with her daughter.
No. 2078247
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Remember how Dana said she was emancipated from her whole family?
No. 2078284
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Gaby posted an insta story about the subreddit, saying it was funny at first but she took a break, and someone there posted about how her bf Dylan gives “major pedo vibes”
>”It’s almost like we were trying to mitigate a child being left alone while activities are happening downstairs.”
>”Dont get me wrong, I love seeing the downfall.”
No. 2078286
>>2078284Okay Gaby (not you anon), I feel like everyone is side-eyeing you because you continued to be in a relationship with this gremlin even though she was clearly creating an unsafe environment for her daughter. Spill the tea or at least report shit to CPS. You lay down with dogs, you get fleas.
>mitigate a child being left alone while activities are happening downstairsThat's fucking disgusting. No, really, it's disgusting, not because I don't want to imagine any of these people having sex, but because Dana is clearly one of those women that will leave her child alone with a bunch of strangers to fuck people. PLEASE, anybody in that god-forsaken sixtuple throuple whatever the hell, report your findings to CPS.
No. 2078324
>>2078135Wow her life is just one, long coping session trying to justify every bad decisions she ever taken.
Holy hell it's gotta be devastating waking up every day knowing no one is respecting you. Especially eli always going after her fuck buddies even when she asked him not to. Kekeke her life really is bleaquè.
Get some self respect girl
No. 2078354
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>>2077716It looks like more people are buying her only fans. Who the fuck is paying money for her shit?
No. 2078360
>>2078271I don't think it's all Eli's fault. I think Dana is just constantly looking for attention and affirmation. Look at her inviting Kaylee over when Eli complained about her on Instagram. I think that's why she wants to do polyamory in the first place and has no problem telling Eli she loved other people more than him.>>2077416 I am not saying Eli or Dana are
victims. They deserve each other.
No. 2078396
>>2078360I think Eli deserves it, so when I say when I’m about to say it’s not out of sympathy for him. Imagine living with someone who is constantly, CONSTANTLY vying for attention. Filming herself for all these “educational” reels, constantly talking about her sex life, the majority of her shorts making a gross come hither face with tacky clothing juxtaposed against her tacky tattoos. Always in front of the leopard blanket draped over the dildo shelf. Obsessed with relationship dynamics under the guise of making “content” for “fans”. Never brushes, emotionally needy, smacking her nasty mouth and tapping her long crusty claws on her taco bell cups and iced coffees. And her 7 year old daughter is… there, clearly second to her obsession with herself. Even if you, yourself, are a piece of shit, imagine getting angry at her for something she did once and then have to deal with all her ugly mannerisms and take care of her child and have her whining about communication and needing your attention. I would flip the fuck out. Everyone around her is relishing in her public shitstorm and you’re the crusty panty sniffer pretending to be the emotionally mature one in a relationship. What a nightmare, really. People with untreated BPD, which is exactly how Dana’s behavior comes across, are insufferable. He must feel like he’s in hell.
No. 2078434
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Dana admits she makes pennies as a whore.
No. 2078450
>>2078288>I strongly believe in multiple soulmates, alas, non hierarchical kitchen table polyamory>alas is an exclamation or adverb that expresses sadness or regret, often with no hope of changekek. I think the word she was looking for was "thus", but "alas" seems appropriate. It's no wonder she depends so heavily on chaptgpt.
>>2078360It's funny because Eli really is getting the shit end of everything lately. Dana has chased away all of their shared partners, likely scared away any of his potential partners, often shoves off taking care of TH onto him, throws him under the bus when it is convenient, and has been on this unhinged manic rampage for at least a month or so now. It's no wonder the guy looks so hilariously miserable lately. Dana is going to keep people collecting to feed her ego until the very end though. I've met a polyfag very similar to her before and her "polycule" had her in the center acting as the deranged ringleader all the same. It's going to keep imploding over and over no matter who is in it.
No. 2078515
>>2078450She is the Ring Master! That's why she dresses herself like a slutty clown, and wears cheap, shiny plastic wigs and garish, unflattering clothing and none of it fits right.
She wants to be the center of a circus, because besides alcohol & drugs, that's the only thing that keeps her from feeling her lack of a soul or personality. She knows nobody will ever love her, just take advantage of her, because she is too broken. She keeps the people & poly waters swirling so she never has to notice how empty her life is, and how none of her partners notice or care about her on an intimate level.
She deserves all the BPD
triggers, misery and loneliness she creates, but her daughter doesn't. Poor kid growing up in a nasty, poly circus with her mom, Snaggles the Stinky Clown constantly broadcasting without shame. Poor girl is going to take on every bit of shame and responsibility Dana refuses.
No. 2078588
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Who are all the people who are subscribing to her only fans? She has 176 subscribers now so I guess she only had around 80 subscribers last year? I hope people are just subscribing out of morbid curiosity.
No. 2078599
File: 1737053541569.mp4 (18.06 MB, 600x938, ScreenRecording_01-16-2025 13-…)
>while there aren't any laws explicitly condemning exposing your children to your dusty, crusty sex toys, Cee Pee Ess MAY use it as evidence that you're a shit parent
Exactly bitch, that is EXACTLY why people are freaking out.
>Being a parent doesn't mean I can't beeeeee myself!
I imagine she'll have this conversation when her child asks her "why did you post your sex life and crusty butthole all over the internet and talk about my trauma to your haters?"
>She's neva been in there
Lies already proven several times in this thread and the earlier thread lol.
>Yay now my toys won't get dusty
That's so fucking nasty considering she only did it because of the hate comments
>It wasn't because of the haters! But i'm being supa considerate to my FANS!
right, and not your daughter, because children don't ever sneak into places you ban them from. Fucking moron. Can't have a lock box or hide something under the bed, they have to be at eye level so she can record multiple tiktoks while her child's brain rots somewhere else in the house under the governance of Eli
>WE CAN SET THE TONE AS PARENTS!
that you're a crusty degenerate who puts her daughter in unsafe situations so you can "normalize" being a parent and still addressing her own needs? Her own needs of exposing her child to randos while she gets fucked in the basement?
>HEALTHY BOUNDARIES
this bitch… I cannot STAND this bitch using that term for children. Boundaries? This isn't your throuple partner, Danal, this is your fucking child and YOU are the only parent that has stayed in her life. Fucking freak. Does she get all her thoughts and opinions from ChatGPT?
>it's a part of who we are!!!!
No bitch, it's ALL YOU ARE. And it's disgusting to think you're exposing your kid to this.
saged because it's not the full video, not milky as much as it is another classic Dana video where she talks about her favorite topics, sex and dildos and boundaries and CPS.
No. 2078613
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>>2078599samefag, I forgot to include this comment in response to
>children are resilient No. 2078629
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>>2078624welcome newfag, remember to type "sage" in the e-mail field unless you have milk.
>>2078620yes, picrel
No. 2078638
>>2078588Anon, she spelled out the reason for the increase in subs herself; it's because pornhub is now difficult or impossible to access in many southern states. People are jumping the shark same way she's about to with TikTok.
I wouldn't put it past her to buy subs but it's possible the boomers are just too retarded to figure out how to use VPNs and so are giving her coomerbux for the time being.
No. 2078652
>>2078638>>2078647She's had a big influx of hate comments lately via those two reels getting millions of views. It's probably mostly just some bored trolls willing to toss her $8 for a month of laughs tbh. We've seen cows get paid for being gross and stinky plenty before.
>>2078588>3-4 boy-girl videos a monthI wonder if she's going to drag eli's miserable ass back into filming again or if she has some stunt dick waiting on the sideline for this.
No. 2078654
>>2078599I feel like I remember her maybe saying her daughter wasn't allowed in the basement at all, but I could be misremembering. Anyway I think she's so smug about the "my daughter has never seen my red room" shit because the basement isn't her "red room". She's mentioned in the last thread that the red room is behind two lockable doors and it isn't just the main basement area
>>2066584. Ultimately, it doesn't matter to people with functioning brains because she shouldn't be doing any of this shit in her house with such a young child living there. She sincerely thinks it's fine for her daughter to need to text her or use an intercom if she needs her mother during her orgies, has allowed her into the basement when random adults were drinking and high, and has uploaded pictures of her daughter pole dancing in that basement online, but she clearly thinks it's a huge gotcha "don't believe muh haters!!1! I'm a normal mom!!" moment. As if those doors matter when her daughter has seen enough with all that nasty art/sex toys around and half naked adults coming in and out of her house for years, its like this is Dana's one and only "win" against her being a terrible mother in her mind.
No. 2078661
>>2078652>boy-girlKEK I just realized she called herself a girl. Muh 'respect my queer NB identity' innit, Dana?
>>2078654Idk if I can post her house layout but there's a bedroom in the basement. You walk into the living room (main sex dungeon with the stripper pole) and THEN you can enter the sex bedroom.
No. 2078671
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>>2078663>the sounds of the orgy>>2078629will she infer it's better this happened in 2023 when she gets to the
>and if it did happen, it was your faultpart of the narc's prayer?
No. 2078674
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Dana lying about her dentist saying it was ok for her to eat again. Also can't believe she expects us to believe that her "Dr" has been calling in daily.
No. 2078676
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Another lie from Dana about CPS. Sickening.
No. 2078684
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>>2078661I had taken a peek at her house tour and I get what you're saying, but I'm saying she thinks she's being smart because she doesn't consider that the sex dungeon. That's why she keeps specifically saying "she's never been in my red room" because it's an obvious lie to say her daughter has never been in that part of the basement. Her daughter shouldn't be down there anyway because I'm sure she has had orgies in that main section. Even if she hasn't, she's shown people pole dancing half naked down there and they clearly took this picture on the sofa that's down there. I doubt all of those women could fit inside of that sex room and even if they could, if everything sexual happens in the red room behind two lockable doors, why take pictures like this anywhere but that room? She needs to accept that she's been negligent in regards to protecting her daughter from sexual themes and situations she has no business knowing about. She won't because her "haters" can never be right. She always has to twist it so she can pretend we're retarded and the weird ones for wanting her to be considerate of her daughter.
No. 2078686
>>2078680I swear Dana is stuck as a teenager mentally. There are 15 year olds more mature than her.
>>2078668>>2078661She also wants brownie points for being a tranny and being able to call out twansphobia.
>>2078652I'm pretty sure it's Eli. Most of her videos involve either Eli or other women (including a TiF). There's one video about a foursome but I'm not sure if she has sex with the guy. Or maybe Tone agreed to make his OF debut for more money kek
No. 2078687
>>2078684This pic will never not make me sick. Polyfags decry one penis policy as "
toxic polyamory" but here's educator Dana, who is full of wisdom, doing basically that. Eli looks ecstatic and Dana looks so accomplished. She's his attack and hunting dog, and his servant, and she's so proud of herself for it.
No. 2078694
>>2078652She recently posted a preview of a (likely old) porn vid with Eli with a song that goes "He fucking meee and he ain't fuckin youuuu" or something and keeps mentioning whenever they have "spicy time" in her vlogs. She's trying to subtly own da hadurz and show there's nothing wrong in their relationship even though it couldn't be more evident.
>>2078661She meant she's gonna make videos with both boys and girls, autist. She's not calling
herself a girl. The use of boy/girl instead of man/woman when she's a whole 31 year old adult is such retarded gendie shit though.
>>2078676So 8 unrelated adults living with a child was enough of a red flag to get CPS to visit, but once she told them they don't actually live there and just crash there from time to time while they're having their cocaine and alcohol comedown after partying and doing orgies all night while the kid is upstairs being "babysat" by Gaby's pedo boyfriend they decided that was A-okay? She's either lied to them or CPS is as disappointing and useless as expected. Probably both.
No. 2078703
>>2078680More likely a call from the dentist’s office if not the dentist themself. Not unusual. They’ve seen all up in Dana’s mouth and probably thought a check-in and reminder about aftercare would be wise.
>>2078688You’re usually clear to drink alcohol within like, 48 hours after most tooth extractions ‘cause the main concern is dry socket.
No. 2078713
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>Heres the thing, the internet doesn't need to know everything about muh life
Yes, unfortunately (or fortunately) for us you decided this was your personal diary and thus overshare right down to the nastiest orgy
>not every detail, not every truth
Dana why didn't you get chatgpt to write this? Not a good look to admit you lie on your post mocking da hadurz for calling out your lies.
>CPS got called because of that TikTok
Fucking kek. I can't believe she continued making her deranged polyfag content after that, she really thinks views>her daughter remaining in her custody. Starting to believe the tinfoil that she wants TH gone.
>CPS visit was in December 2023, barely started getting rid of the explicit porn in her walls like a week ago, meanwhile TH continued to be exposed to pornographic art and nudes this whole time after she told CPS she'd be taking it down.
>"CPS said my drawings of anime girls making ahegao faces with their tits out was aggressively sexual in nature, but my dildos WEREN'T!"
So she definitely shoved all the dildos under the bed before they came and put them back up the second they left, then.
>"Honestly, it was easier to lie because I know my parenting style is inappropriate and borderline child sexual abuse, but oh well, I've been caught exdee! Get ur fax straight!!"
No. 2078717
>>2078713>overshares EVERYTHING online>'the internet doesn't need to know EVERYTHING!!1'BPDemons' pathological need for drama is truly a sight to behold. The lack of self awareness as well
Did anyone else also clock that some of her newer videos are actually old? As in she still has that horrendous crocked infected bridge piercing in and longer hair? Bitch, how long have you been sitting on those videos? Does she just record a shitload of footage at once when having a BPD melty in case she wants to use it later? She's bizarre. Crackwhore behavior
Also:
>implying we'll shut up once she provides this incredible 'explanation'How delusional to think anyone aside from the polyamory degenerates would believe her
No. 2078719
>>2078713this bitch really said
>>when I can't control the narrative, the truth comes out, and it looks messyWhat a fucking idiot. No matter how many videos you make and how much you grasp at your delusion of control, the truth is always going to be there. The truth is that you are a selfish addict and continue to put your wants before your daughters needs.
No. 2078723
>>2078717>Does she just record a shitload of footage at once when having a BPD melty in case she wants to use it later?Yes, I think she said she'd be prerecording shitty thirsttraps and vlogs so she can still post after her surgery. Her endless need for attention is actually insane, I don't think she was even gone for 24 hours even on the day of her surgery. The only day I can recall her not addressing us or reddit directly for at least a full day was on Christmas.
>>2078713>Unfortunately that was a truth that got out anyway, and it sucked that it didn't come from me first She's acting like we're shoving cameras and mics up our pussies and larping as one of Eli's tranny conquests to do some secret spying on her personal home kek. Dana, every piece of evidence of you lying and being a shit parent still came directly from you. Whether it was a private text you yourself leaked because youre
that retarded or a public Facebook photo, it all came from you and your oversharing. We'd have no idea you let your child see your dildos and nudes and dance in your pole at your orgies if you hadn't taken an uploaded photographic evidence of it yourself.
No. 2078730
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Cowtippers on reddit reported her to DCS and apparently they agreed the pole pic is indicative of child abuse. CPS rehoming arc might be reaching us sooner than the caveman break up arc.
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>>2078731Immediately happened. Her fellow polyfags think child abuse is better than… talking to a Republican.
No. 2078744
>>2078694>She's either lied to them or CPS is as disappointing and useless as expectedUnfortunately CPS is not likely to do anything unless there is definitive
physical sexual abuse going on. They’ll make recommendations, and say what is and isn’t allowed, but it’s very difficult to actually get your biological child taken away. Even physical abuse (hitting) is given a pass in most non-extreme cases. A lot of parents know how to toe the line and Dana is one of those parents. It’s really unlikely CPS will ever do more for TH than be a mild disturbance every few moths or so. The only hope for her is a relative stepping and offering to care for her, or Dana getting hit really hard in the head with a shovel and it turning her normal. Fingers crossed.
No. 2078755
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Dana got a new gun. So safe for her daughter and such a great use of surgery money.
No. 2078758
>>2078713I can't stand how she thinks it's some sort of 'gotcha' that nothing really came of the CPS visit (other than her kid still getting visits from them at school and having to move some of her nasty artwork). Like how
>>2078744 says, CPS is well known for being totally useless. Even in cases where abuse is much more overt and extreme, they'll let kids stay in horrific conditions. Flaunting that they didn't remove her daughter when there's cases of CPS blatantly ignoring reports and multiple deaths attributed to their incompetence just shows how stupid she truly is. Even a department as dysfunctional as CPS found her daughter's situation worrisome enough to investigate that they continue to talk with the kid.
Honestly, it seems like it's pure coincidence that CPS hasn't found anything concerning in their school visits with Dana's daughter. The first CPS visit was in Dec 2023, and the school visits presumably started shortly after and continued until May 2024 before a break over summer. Dana's break up happened in August, it's likely that any talks CPS has had with the daughter from the start of the school year in fall thru now has been during Dana and Eli's "dry spell," where their polyfaggotry and child endangerment hasn't been as proliferate. Whatever they found in the house in Dec and in the spring meetings with her kid were still concerning enough that they're continuing to talk with the daughter though. Dana's gotten lucky that summer break and the lack of randos in the house in fall has obscured her antics from them.
No. 2078760
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>>2078755She instantly started claiming she
didn't buy it and someone else gifted it to her like she does with every single thing she brags about buying. It's getting so ridiculous she's gonna start claiming she doesn't pay for basic necessities like toilet paper and it was all a gift from her fans.
Today's unnecessary lie entails:
>A "crazy person" contacted a mysterious family member who got worried and said Dana should be carrying and bought her a gun >In that same story she says she's a "gun girlie" (so much for being NB kek) and that this isn't the first gun neither she nor Eli owns…So why would this family member be so worried and want you to carry if you already own multiple guns? too retarded to keep up with her own lies as usual. She so clearly wants to intimidate da haydurz over the screen and it's so pathetic kek.
No. 2078761
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Why aren her pupils do dilated? Is she doing coke? Tinfoil but I'm wondering she is doing more porn for Only fans because she is broke from all of the drinking and drugging she does.
No. 2078785
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>>2078713picrel is the most important part of that whole gish gallop word salad, just so if anyone wants to cry about maybe Dana telling the truth, we have Dana herself saying that she lies, and the only reason we got the truth is because someone else spilled. She lies about allowing her daughter into spaces filled with her stinky dildos on the wall and sex-related imagery and thinks everyone is just making a big deal because she's "super duper alternative" and people just are ignorant and not tolerant of the "polyam kitchen table cabinet taco bell live mas" lifestyle. I've never rooted so hard for the retards in Reddit to do something about this. Keep contacting CPS with each new Dana-certified neglect method so this smug gremlin will get that grin wiped off her face.
>>2078730IDGAF about what the politics are of that god forsaken state. This is what Republicans are always cumming about - pretending they're different from the LGBTQ+ in perversion, and they'll love to make an example of this freak. Get piano teeth away from this child before she lets another man strangle her.
>>2078755Trying very hard not to a-log
>>2078760Yeah, alternative ed.
No. 2078787
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>>2078761KEK!!! If someone showed me this pic and told me she's sincerely retarded I'd believe it with no other proof. She looks like a fat & somehow less talented Yolandi Visser. She looks like an unflattering caricature brought to life. She looks like she just found out everyone else wipes with toilet paper and not their hands, and also that they wash their hands.
No. 2078793
>>2078761She looks like a cheap party city wig is slowly slipping off her big bald head. Insane that this is her actual hair.
>>2078755God, this often unsupervised child is in so much unnecessary danger in this house. Multiple guns laying about, pornography everywhere, strangers coming in and out all the time for sex, hard drugs being used by her mom and mom's live-in boyfriend regularly. Dana really is trailer trash at her core.
No. 2078798
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Jfc are her nudes STILL up on the fridge her daughter walks by daily? It's hard to make out, but I'm pretty sure upper right corner is her deflated ass.
No. 2078801
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>>2078798It looks like she might have taken her nudes down finally, but it's hard to tell. Still weird to wallpaper your entire family fridge that your kid uses with photos of you shoving your tongue down various people's throats. No cute drawings TH has drawn her, no cute family photos, just Dana and her fuck buddies.
No. 2078802
>>2078801look
nonnie, dana's a mom, but dana still needs to be herself! look, she even hung the photos of her sucking dick high on the fridge so her 7 year old isn't tall enough to see it, unless she stands on a stool to get something from the freezer! Dana needs to be free and polyamory! That's why mommy doesn't remove the porn and replace it with her daughter's drawings. I can see this bitch being told to keep sexual content out of her child's view, and her going ugh, fine! and moving it up a whole foot on the fridge like a petulant child.
No. 2078803
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Dana's newest reel is more "correcting the haters" despite her admitting in a reel posted what, 30 minutes before that, that she lies to keep the haters off her back?
Dana, have you considered NOT sharing every little tidbit about your life? Here's what I got from this reel:
>another tour of her house
>what her daughter's bedroom door looks like
>this room isn't spicy this room isn't spicy
>my car got hit by someone texting and driving so I have a rental, here's a clip of the rental I drive and the car that got smashed
>Eli wears a different ring u guys!!! fuck!!!!
>I brush my teeth every day look at me brushing my teeth and eye fucking myself
>i will do a drug test every time i'm accused by haters on the internet!
>finally! this will finally get them to stop reporting me to CPS!
Meanwhile two separate rooms have a whole mini-bar, obviously to loosen everybody up so they're willing to fuck her and Eli.
At the end of the day, this is much to be expected from Dana. I'm hoping milk from any of her unfortunate partners or the state of Tennessee comes soon. It's going to get old watching reel after reel of her denying the most obvious shit.
No. 2078814
>>2078803Jesus. Her micro bangs look like a skullcap made of cat hair soaked overnight in Splat dye.
>>2078807>Is Dana going to lose her child before she has a reality check?Literally yes. She thinks she's being so cool on-line, clapping back at the haydurs with unsolicited anecdotes about her revolting lifestyle, but every word and image she posts is another brick in the case CPS is likely building against her. (Look everyone, we're in court record!) And honestly, why not let them? If CPS were to take her kid, Dana would finally be free to live her best whore life, unshackled by lame shit like "motherhood". She can even keep the MILF shirt - the kid's alive somewhere, probably!
No. 2078842
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She's going a bit viral on Twitter.
No. 2078857
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yes Dana, I'm sure you definitely owned firearms for 10+ years kek
>'i just didn't make it loudly apparent'
that's how we know it's a lie. My tinfoil is that coke is making her paranoid to the point she's buying a gun 'just in case'. You just know that fatass isn't storing it properly
No. 2078858
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>>2078857samefag but I also wanted to share picrel. Shay level tackiness
No. 2078888
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>>2078787Yo-Landi Visser and Ursula from The Little Mermaid on a bender. No wonder why she posts less new videos after ruining her hair even more than before.
No. 2078922
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Who are all these normies defending her? Some people are just sick in the head.
No. 2078924
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>>2078922People who read that she's being 'bullied' and want to do the moral thing by saying some generic stuff like "just be yourself, kween". All of them seem to be completely unaware of who she is.
Also, fat cow posted picrel. Dana, you weren't abused. You WILLINGLY entered a relationship with a known serial rapist Matthew Hare whom you allowed to abuse your daughter. You don't deserve shit
No. 2078935
File: 1737133399256.mp4 (17.83 MB, 720x1280, 17-01-25.mp4)
>>2078803>>2078902Dana farmers seem allergic to posting videos of milk
No. 2078943
>>2078935>>2078935>But they're, a size 28 and I… have… room? in them?… Kekkkkk I love how her voice meekly trails off as she looks at the footage and realizes how blatant her own lie is. Congratulations on going down a few sizes of jeans, you're still obese, triple chinned and there's no room to spare in those size 28, ma'am.
>>2078941Same, Gaby's ig has always been private so I wish our mole provided more screenshots or videos
No. 2078958
>>2078953>Maybe she had Eli step on the scale for the pic kekKEKK
Not an amerifag so I had to convert it, 138lbs is about 62kg. Yeah, there's no way. Are we sure she didn't mean 138 kilograms aka 304 lbs? Now that sounds wayy more believable.
>>2078956That's not skinnyfat, that's fatfat. Fat².
No. 2078959
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>>2078953Here is the footage of the scale. She (?) is standing on the scale and zooming in. I wonder why she decided to film the scale in the dark. It lights up but no way you would need to use it with the lights off.
>>2078953Blog, but I have those exact same brand of pants. Not sure about the exact measurements but you can check the sizing here -
https://www.madewell.com/Denim-SizeChart.htmlI wonder if she showed
an old pair of pants and then put the new one on. I doubt her gunt has shrunk so much.
>>2078958It's possible she set the scale to kg setting but I don't think she's actually 300 lbs either.
No. 2078981
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Cross post from the sub. Thank god at least one platform won't allow her degeneracy. I wonder if she sticks to Instagram after TikTok gets finally banned. I'm honestly kind of surprised she hasn't sperged out about rednote banning her lol
No. 2078983
>>2078902God, the turn around on her responding to random posts here is crazy (it was what, 8 hours? Even less?). She must be checking here before bed and first thing when she wakes up, jumping to film a video response as soon as she can. Go to sleep Dana, spend time with your kid, go to work. She spends more time/energy on the "haturzzz" than eli or her kid.
>>2078946There ain't no way. She's easily around 160-180 at 5'7. I know she's completely flat chested and disproportionate, but at 135-140 she wouldn't be overweight at her height.
No. 2078988
>>2078937The self-satisfied smirk when she claims to be "the definition of alternative" says everything.
There is nothing "alternative" about being a self-absorbed, white-trash (actual) whore, addicted to drama with a revolving cast of revolting people coming & going, while resenting your child and neglecting her wellbeing because your "adult" (aka BPD) needs and desires are more important than your baby trap kid. Oh, and in a "alternative" relationship while still married to the
abusive Baby Daddy that tried to kill your daughter, who you've defended against any allegations. She actually makes most white trash look good in comparison.
Doing it with bad hair and bad body mods makes her as alternative as she was when she obsessed over the #1 POP(ular) Punk band of her youth. She knows she's boring, basic and has never had a single original idea in her life, so she has to skinwalk actual "alt" people. 100% of her interests are copied from others.
She loathes knowing her true identity is so close to what her Mom was, so she is desperate to cover it up with bad decisions, bad tattoos, and clown clothes. She hates her mom because she hates herself for being exactly like her.
No. 2078990
File: 1737144493038.png (8.16 MB, 4000x9864, Danas real weight.png)
>>2078959I looked into madewell sizes and the chart that you posted. The chart says size 28 corresponds with a 29 inch waist, but online reviewers say they're notorious for vanity sizing and that your madewell size is 2 pant sizes smaller than your true size. This would make Dana's true, non vanity size a 30, which is about a 32 inch waist. At 5'7", this would make her roughly 161 lbs, not 138.7
No. 2078999
>>2078988Yup–also alternative has gone mainstream anyways. It's basically a useless term and no gives a fuck any more. What she values and takes pride in is so twisted. She's an incredibly superficial and vain.
>>2078990Madewell's sizing is so fucked up that you can have pants in four different sizes. It's not a good indicator to use for her weight. She does look somewhat slimmer. But not 138 pounds slimmer. I'd guess she was somewhere in the range
>>2078983 speculated. You can't believe anything with this cow, though, so who knows. Didn't Trisha Paytas use to lean on a counter to skew her weight while filming? There's ways to manipulate it.
No. 2079006
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>calls herself nonbinary and uses they/them pronouns
>called herself a girl
>like the third time
>…this week
at least commit to the LARP, piggy.
No. 2079035
>>2078988>>2078937she said
y’allternative>>2078937anyway i don’t buy a single thing she’s saying in this video. she just
has to be the expert on everything she touches. people will ask her advice for buying a guy for
x purpose, and she’ll paste that right into chatgpt and regurgitate its response back to them.
No. 2079060
>>2078977Judging by her viral videos, it seems like she's always been up to the same ragebait content though. I can't understand how cows can stomach lurking through their own threads and still come out of it with zero self awareness, but Dana is definitely those "kweer as in fuck yew!" NLOGs who get off on making normies cringe and clutch their pearls at the stench emanating through the screen from her videos. She loves thinking anyone who doesn't "get" her child abuse is just an un-woke haydur when even her polyfag orbiters think she's a disgusting sexpest.
>>2078978True, I guess she's not even that fat but always ends up looking like it because of the weird alcoholic bloat distribution, plus her dedicated commitment to making herself look like a thumb.
>>2079058>as an expert in fat people,KEK
No. 2079077
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>>2079062Is that why she's so into being a full time OFthot now? I almost feel bad about how delusional she is that she's hot enough to do porn. Her chinless mouthbreathing plus Eli's checked out dead-eyed thousand yard stare even while they're fucking is making me kek.