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No. 308295
Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.
Previous thread:
>>>/g/298105 No. 308301
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Reposting this huge L for the Mike Stoklasa community
No. 308307
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Oney sisters wya?
No. 308308
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Been scraping the internet trying to find old/rare pics
>>308301I have never felt so much embarrassment/cringe.
No. 308309
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>>308307Kek I was literally about to go to IRL Husbando thread when I saw this on front page. I just found most adorable "rare" Zach pics from a few months back
not picrel No. 308336
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>>308120I want to fugg this man so bad. I wonder if he would do a sex rp cameo. Vinny tried to get him to read the expanded "I guess you're my little pogchamp" pasta but he cringed out when he was about to say "capussi", but who knows. Maybe if I promised I would never show it to anyone…
>>308179Well he's big enough for both of us!
No. 309548
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>>308295bahahaha as one of the resident mikefags I approve of this threadpic
tfw I'll never get to be an actress in one of RLM's crappy short films and have sex with mike, honestly why even live
No. 309549
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>>308295I could fix him
>>309548Literally same nonna i wish i had a time machine just to ride 2000s mikes dick, idc if i had to do a shitty line about ghostbusters in a shit skit movie first.
No. 309550
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Nonas, am I alone in the world? It's not even the actor, it's just him.
No. 309571
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I await Yorkenonnas return, I need to hear more of her twisted fantasies
No. 309595
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I'm posting him again because I wanna…
No. 309600
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also rlm related but the bubble guy from their black spine junka video is cute. i'd carress his bubbles for sure
No. 309618
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irl nishitani..
posting him here cause his teeth are a little fucked up plus I would also be lambasted in the other thread
No. 309622
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Its been a while
No. 309624
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I just want to cook him something delicious then cuddle him after (w/ me being the big spoon). I don't even want to have sex with him I just want to have him be a nerdy arm candy for a day. sage for autism
No. 309636
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Representing the oldschool crew!
No. 309653
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I would ride him like a bike
No. 309656
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I just know I could have saved him.
No. 309671
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nothing shameful about him, but I suppose professional chess players count as unconventional? his interviews are so cute
No. 309739
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The feminine urge to get drunk with Mike until we sloppily make out and he can't handle it anymore and needs to hold me down and impregnate me
No. 309748
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>>309713We got another one girls
No. 309758
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for the keaton anons… poor thing he’s stuck up there
No. 309759
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>>309758+ whatever’s happening here kek
No. 309762
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>>309760https://deadline.com/2023/01/rami-malek-buster-keaton-matt-reeves-warner-bros-limited-tv-series-1235228227/also, this was just announced. I've always thought Rami is the only actor who resembles Buster enough to consider playing him, so that's alright.
No. 309769
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>>309767KEK sorry I deleted it myself because I'm high and felt embarrassed for him. Here it is without the pink filter. Yes I am insane.
No. 309802
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>>309748Damn it Spinellanon, you're everywhere!
No. 309822
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>>309777>trips of truthfuck yeah
No. 309849
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Obviously he’s an awful piece of shit but no one told me he looks A LOT better with actual hair
I hate myself
No. 309864
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>>309847Busterfagging is the main thing keeping me on this website.
No. 309865
>>309849Insecure manlet shit and
abusive shit aside, I could never understand why anyone would find him attractive even on big brother. His face just looks like a kindergardener who skins baby puppies and sexually assaults their teacher
No. 309866
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Micheal cera in Scott pilgrim vs the world was too cute
No. 309873
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>>309864Bustering makes you feel good
No. 309886
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I See Roy Scheider posted, I remember SeaQuest, I remember Ted, I post him.
No. 309905
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>>309865>Insecure manlet shit?
No. 309907
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>>309903They really did have male swimwear figured out back then. Here's a picture from the '30s of a guy being teased for wearing a 'backless' swimsuit, kek
No. 309932
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Is there someone as talented as him in this day and age?
No. 309964
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>>308309I like the way he says “little birdie told us” in that video
No. 309965
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Goddamn it's always a treat when you discover pics of your husbando that you've never seen before
No. 309975
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>>309932Not in as many ways, no.
No. 309980
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>>309972>I can't look at him without imagining a spider crawling out of his mouth.LIMMYFAGS, ASSEMBLE!
No. 309984
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>>309982I'm curious about this myself since we seem to be like 60% of the thread at this point.
No. 309985
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>>309984full disclosure though it's mostly me posting the gifs
No. 309989
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He’s so cute but he was a mega manlet, even worse than Buster, god bless him
No. 309996
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I need to stop fantasizing about having a north korean husband
No. 310007
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>>309636Just rewatched Sorceror and I think I get it now Roy anon. His strange face profile is oddly appealing and watching him lose his mind endeared him to me. Also Joe was there.
No. 310188
I hate you guys so fucking much, I've been trying to get over my insatiable thirst for Mike and I'm only being enabled.
>>309549Maybe now that he's a fatty he can eat this kitty even better. I wanna bury that face in my folds until he suffocates.
No. 310217
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heard hes 8.1 inches
No. 310224
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>>310223luigi shou7ld be bald
No. 310225
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Young Anthony Fauci was kinda cute.
No. 310254
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he's so fit
No. 310274
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Erling Haaland has the perfect body with the dumbest looking face, but it only makes me like him more
No. 310282
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I know he's been posted in the previous thread but still, Nathan Fielder can get it.
He also looks uncannily similar to my bf and I'm genuinely not sure which crush came first. Even their facial expressions and mannerisms are extremely alike, it's very weird watching his shows now because of it.
No. 310283
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>>309919SeaQuest isn't bad tbh, it gets more decent as it goes by. Of course it's campy because it's a 90s TV show but it has its charm. I watched it as a kid and I'm planning to see it again now to fully appreciate its cheap Sci fi beauty.
No. 310284
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I feel stupid replying so late,gotta grace the thread with my Raimi boy.
Bless you local nonitas, you're great.
No. 310291
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>>310289Well, he did play a side character in a horror game.
I wish he could get a protagonist role because he's just perfect for that.
No. 310303
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>>310188YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE HIM!!
No. 310304
>>310293If you know what the hell they're talking about you'll probably find a lot of stuff ridiculous lmao
But it's worth a watch for the sake of the crew interactions and relationships.
You will also get addicted to Ted quickly, I assure you. He's just such a natural talent you can't stop watching him act. Plus he's adorable as fuck.
No. 310344
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>>310032>>310045nonnies I want to host classic/black & white movie nights so bad, but my collection is all on discs (don't judge.) Good thing I never intend to digitize them…
In the meantime would anyone be interested in a classic films thread in /m/? We had one a few years ago but it petered out. Should I necro it? I kinda want to make a new one but I guess the same thing could just happen again kek. Either way we could use it to discuss the possibility of having old/oldish movie nights.
>>309991♥
No. 310346
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>>310345ohhhhh shiiiit there's actually some decent stuff on this tubi site. Also The Man Who Laughs is on youtube now??? Incredible. Alright I'm gonna start putting a thread together and post some time tomorrow.
No. 310350
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>>310333>tfw waiting for Spinellanon to finally watch Seven-UpsI like how most of his fellow Seven-Up…pers were kind of lame. But goddamn that car chase was awesome, wasn't it?!
>>310344I would so be down to watch some classic films.
No. 310365
>>310326Someone who had no idea what voice synthesis should sound like smh, never liked it either
I hope you'll manage to sit through this for the sake of the characters
No. 310366
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I’ve had a huge crush on him since a teenager. Pretty much informed my taste in men. Sarcastic string beans
No. 310380
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>>310366He always reminds me of Tobey. I was embarrassed about having a crush on him and not Kelso.
No. 310384
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>>310284Two years ago I thought "why the Spider-Man director kinda hot?" and my life wasn't the same since. Bless that day, bless Sam and Ted both. They're such a delight so I'm glad there are still Raimianons out there.
No. 310424
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>>309980At your service, fellow limmyfag.
No. 310469
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Was watching this documentary about Bernie Ecclestone and he described Mika as a gentlemanly driver. Finally another man understands
No. 310488
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Apparently this guy is the origin of the "Chud" jak? unexpectedly hot, he has such a cold, controlled stare
No. 310489
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>>310488he has a certain "je ne sais quoi", maybe is the fact he looks so poised (and profoundly autistic)
No. 310501
>>310488>>310489Wait fuck nevermind, apparently this guy was targeting mexicans specifically and
i'm mexican, hell nah i'm out
No. 310502
>>310488he looks good in this pic but garbage in
>>310489Kohberger has the same problem
No. 310512
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>>310502I know, he looked kind of handsome on his last appearance, i wish i could kidnap his bitchass and show him what's good kek
No. 310636
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>>310591Lol, I told you it's worth it. You'll actually motivate me to rewatch it at this point.
No. 310712
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I’m not going to pretend I know a thing about Tiësto because I don’t but damn he does it for me. Shame he’s a DJ.
No. 310719
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God the merchant of death guy is kind of a dilf.
No. 310723
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where did the other lennon nonnie go i miss her and her whiteknighting of him
No. 310728
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I know he's a manlet. I know he got ugly. Nevertheless, I love Josh Hutcherson as Peeta Mellark and no one can change my mind.
No. 310733
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>>310732i think he is def the better songwriter between him and paul, but paul is better vocally (although he does get corny when he tries to do his blues man voice but paul is constantly corny). but the whole meme that pushed by the estate (ran by yoko and sean ofc) that he went from violent bad boy to peace loving house husband is so tremendously fake when start looking into him. particularly with his mistress/gf may pang who nearly murdered when he was drunk, and he was on heroin till at least the late 70s when the nannies were taking care of sean. he was literally a bpdchan with proana tendencies, some nonnies would relate to him here if he didn’t have the divided image he currently has
lennon sperg over anyways i like long haired glasses wearing men
No. 310742
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Good evening nonas, I hope everyone is having a nice evening. Please enjoy this young Mike Stoklasa to ease the Sunday Night dread
No. 310750
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Hail for the op pic - it is great
No. 310765
>>310744That sounds like a great idea tbh
I'd gladly join if there's any chance
No. 310769
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>>310723always down to wk john lennon
>>310733nah, paul had a basic indistinguishable choir boy voice lol… he sounds gay.
lennon had the unique rock n roll voice, way more one of a kind
No. 310778
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>>310769tbh i agree that lennon is way more unique vocally, idk if i would agree he’s a technically better singer. it might just be a taste thing though
No. 310806
>>310801he was a deadbeat dad, i don’t think there’s really anyway to defend him about that, but his father also abandoned him so i think he really did not see anything wrong with it (in his own mind). julian seems normal but that was because he was raised by his mother, john spent all of five minutes with him irl.
>>310779george was literally at his breaking point, ringo played on all of the others solo releases iirc
No. 310809
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>>310780Welp, nvm, lolcow discord's getting shut down. But Raimi-anon, if you are still interested, reach out to this post and I can link a temporary email in my reply.
No. 310812
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>>310254honestly, same. I love him. I hope his cancer recovery is going well.
No. 310821
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I swear I'm not a furry!! But I still think this phoenix be looking kinda fine. I was watching The Masked Singer with my mum and she even said he's sexy for a phoenix kek.
No. 310827
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where are my tech youtuber nonnas? i still wanna carry his children and have a white picket-fence family with him.
No. 310828
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>>310712Well shit if we're posting about our EDM crushes, I'd let
deadmau5 do insane things to me. I need to be his controversially young girlfriend ugh
No. 310832
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>>310826stay mad, someone else can post geege
No. 310837
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>>310828AYRT…. I get it kek Joel is cute and he has personality! Kind of an ass but not in a too harmful way. While we're at it, I still think Zedd is a cutie and want to dom him.
No. 310847
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>>310837Anton is fucking adorable, I agree. He always struck me as bi but i think he's just straight. Although all those shirtless pics he posts of himself on IG aren't helping his case kek
Here's my favourite one from valentines last year. UNF.
>>310838Probs why all of his gfs/wives left him kek that or the serial cheating. I wanna humble him so bad
No. 310863
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>>310712I can look past the Elon Musk phenotype for this net worth jesus fucking christ
No. 310871
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He's so precious to me
No. 310884
File: 1675140294559.jpg (86.67 KB, 1140x847, dilly.jpg)
While we're on the topic of DJs what do yall think of Dillon Francis? I used to want him so bad, but the constant goofy/silly guy thing got stale and cringe after a while (to me). Would probably still hit tho.
No. 310888
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Samefag… I regret looking up how he looks now
No. 310897
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>>310885Sorry the brand isn't credited in the article :( It is really cute
>>310888And yeah even this pic must be old because he's 35 now! He basically looks the same tho. I saw him recently on Marc Rebillet's Twitch show and got bored after 5 minutes.
Marc though… drool
(:( ) No. 310913
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>>310886I hold a special place in my heart for Sonny cus of his emo twink past when he was bulimic and doing screamo. He was soooo cute back then ugh :-(
I liked his vibes as Skrillex 2010 - 2013 too but him working with Diplo after that made me feel super weird. But I do respect that he's doing better now and focusing on what makes him happy so like more power to him. His recent songs are surprisingly enjoyable. But he's not visibly a bottom anymore so I can't get behind the appearance change personally kek
No. 310950
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>>310918Replying. Also kek I was watching a movie with Roy in it last night. Wasn't that great, BUT I was wishing they'd made Bridger look like the character he played in this movie. He woulda looked great, kind of matching Ted Raimi, and it would've made sense since they both have psychic powers or whatever.
No. 310959
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I'm madly in love with Zac Morris from czworld. He looks a lot like Shaggy and this makes me feel a lot more into him
No. 310962
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Being a manlet is a plus, I love short men
No. 310963
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my friend actually chastised me for admitting I find him attractive
No. 310977
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>>310950I think in the series they're just meant to be different, like almost polar opposites despite the fact something connects them. It's an interesting topic to explore actually.
No. 310983
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i still would
No. 310995
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>>310983I don't know if you'll like hearing this but I really thought these pics were of maxmoefoe at first and was going to add that I think Max is packing a big dick and knows how to use it. But turns out it's a guy from Panic? Anyway, I think picrel has a big dick and knows how to use it.
No. 310999
>>310995Probably, I just feel bad for his gigaforehead and his fluctuating weight. What happened to his gf?
>>310998When he was depressed and opened Pokemon obesely?
No. 311018
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>>310995kek last time ryan was posted somenonny said the same thing. no comment on the last part of your post
No. 311036
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He's hot and I'm sick of pretending I'm not attracted to him
No. 311038
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>>311036He's intelligent, polite, hard working and self-assured, unlike the moids that populate this shithole
No. 311067
File: 1675292086450.png (1.72 MB, 1920x1080, 7836147836014.png)
I watched Brother today and thought the main character was pretty cute. The actor looks like a pretty generic slav moid, and I'm aware of that, but I think he looked adorable.
No. 311080
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Jack White's entire persona is so appealing to me. It's clear he finds himself attractive and wanted to keep his kind of girly, pretty boy looks even after hitting the wall which I find endearing because you just know he's stressing like crazy about the possibility of losing hair and gaining weight. He's also a huge bitch and megalomaniac which I find hilarious. He gives off cow-ish vibes. And then he's like constantly making music nonstop like a fucking schizo.
Anyway, he was so cute when he was younger. I know he'd be absolutely insufferable to be around IRL though (as an aside: in retrospect, he was absolutely based for beefing with the Black Keys guys after the whole cheating scandal thing came out).
No. 311085
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>>311080He would've been okay if it wasn't for those fucking teeth
No. 311097
File: 1675317055700.png (369.97 KB, 476x423, nu.PNG)
I love his voice, I love his gay Hawaiian shirts, I love his lips, I love the way he mispronounces extremely basic words, I love his stupid font choices, I love his eyebrows, I love his uncritical videos regurgitating bullshit, I love how defensive he gets when something he's discussing shit talks Jesus, I love that he looks like Kalvin Garrah's older brother.
No. 311110
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AAAHHHHHHHHHH I’ve thought he was cute and funny since I found him but the alt styling broke me
No. 311137
>>311097ive been getting into his videos too recently. i appreciate that he stands by his christian values even in the face of twitter and wokies. also hot men holding guns activates my monke brain hhhhh
does he have a gf? i think he does right?
No. 311147
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>>311080I was absolutely obsessed with The White Stripes in high school, I thought they were the perfect band and I loved every one of their songs. Jack was so cute for that short while and now he looks like a literal ghoul. I can't stop thinking about picrel every time I see him kek
No. 311150
File: 1675371834101.jpg (207.79 KB, 1280x1519, image-w856.jpg)
Felix Colgrave looks like a good husband.
No. 311151
File: 1675371916406.jpg (99.67 KB, 716x901, 91u6k0xiw8291.jpg)
Look at the way Felix looks at his firstborn, fuck. He looks like he's going to make such a good dad.
No. 311156
>>311151>Look at the way Felix looks at his firstbornHe's not even looking at him..
>>311155that sounded like a joke/hyperbole to me. men have no excuse for being fat regardless
No. 311175
>>311097Dead eyes
>>311158It's that he's fat
No. 311187
File: 1675394477494.gif (2.04 MB, 480x270, nakeyjakey-gus-johnson.gif)
More Jakey, nerdy dancing dum dum
No. 311207
File: 1675402213791.jpg (467.45 KB, 1920x1080, goddamnitnotagain.jpg)
Was watching this movie "Klute" for a laugh, wasn't expecting Roy Scheider to be playing anything amazing in it (it was early in his career), but the son of a bitch was hot, even as a Scarface-knockoff pimp. Now I need to go find a high-res version of this movie.
No. 311217
File: 1675409197853.jpeg (28.8 KB, 650x488, Saul_Goodman.jpeg)
Recently got hooked into watching Breaking Bad and half way through of season 2. Haven't seen Better Call Saul yet but man I'm starting to find him strangely attractive. Maybe it's because he reminds me so much of my husbando from the personality and suit. Idk dude's looking kinda old but he's so silly.
No. 311233
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Yes he’s a rat man and yes I’m attracted to him
No. 311284
File: 1675455373602.jpg (531.32 KB, 2048x1798, FoCV222aMAA6Wwx.jpg)
RLM fags & Zach fags… lets rejoice in this beautiful unison. This so fucking crazy kek, I believe we manifested this
>inb4 Zach looks like he's made of wax & has fugly rat eyes
No. 311359
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No. 311364
File: 1675494260344.gif (1.86 MB, 480x362, image.gif)
>>311284You shut the fuck up, that "Zach" thing is the most horrific ugly abomination I have ever seen, he looks like a science experiment gone wrong and he should go live in a fucking bell tower. We are NOT comrades.
No. 311383
>>31099599% sure he's the one responsible for giving me a vomit fetish back in the day and I hate myself for it
maxmoefoe definitely giving big dick energy tho, tbh I totally agree
that and Aussie accents turn me on
No. 311392
File: 1675516336239.gif (598.75 KB, 480x268, C9FBD956-BB35-4867-997B-7D9192…)
I haven’t hit up this new thread but I’m back w another one and I’m honestly…idek nonnas. I had the biggest crush on Steve Lemme AS MAC in Super Troopers since the first time I saw it as a teen (idk what is wrong w me). Now I watch Tacoma FD even tho it’s boomer dad tier TruTv garbage just bc he’s on it w basically the same look only older and I like it even more. Forgive me kek
No. 311393
File: 1675516391753.gif (595.53 KB, 480x268, DA130CD7-AD08-4285-B84D-1AD4CB…)
>>311392He has really good flirt vibes tbh
No. 311397
File: 1675524608605.jpg (25.61 KB, 500x262, JVPNEX4j9ZNELXOdGC7N_ayAyWPQvL…)
>>311392>>311393Nonna I feel you. I love his humor and delivery, plus I do find him very attractive. Thank you for bringing to my attention he's in a new show. Bless.
No. 311399
File: 1675526781413.jpg (15.17 KB, 479x319, 1637362584050.jpg)
>>311376>looks literally like every contractor in the Chicagoland areaFuckin spot on
No. 311408
File: 1675536491735.jpeg (72.16 KB, 1280x720, 82BB780B-44F7-4426-AA07-F589D3…)
>>311397This warms my heart kek I’m always so afraid to post in here but there’s always at least one nonna who gets it re any of my UA’s. The show has some moments of humor but it’s really just something I thirst watch lmao his character is charmingly douchey (Eddie Penisi lmao) bc he’s just got charisma and Italian-American south side of Chicago dad energy sigh
No. 311421
File: 1675550032144.png (144.92 KB, 315x398, BFE7528A-2D50-40A5-A848-6B1D08…)
>>311359what the fuck anon
No. 311437
File: 1675557640751.jpg (39 KB, 500x624, his smile and optimism gone.jp…)
Valentine's day is coming up anons. How do you think our lad Morrissey likes to celebrate?
No. 311441
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No. 311449
File: 1675563846328.jpg (171.52 KB, 997x1227, moz shopping with boytoy.jpg)
>>311443tbh I hope he gets some dick. He's undoubtedly a bit of a miserable bastard but so many British men over the age of about 40 are.
No. 311472
File: 1675581114575.jpeg (149.03 KB, 1080x1684, 29FAFBCC-BD5E-4DE8-B3D0-F1F05C…)
need a gothic vampire looking welshman. He’s held up pretty well too
No. 311560
File: 1675647918661.jpg (86.09 KB, 500x482, heterosexuality.jpg)
>>311496I don't know about in recent years, but he definitely did at some point in the past. Possibly while Johnny himself was present or at least nearby.
No. 311567
File: 1675649835749.jpeg (307.45 KB, 750x985, D07815D6-B23D-4368-B8DB-0D23C1…)
Young Cab Calloway was pretty cute
No. 311621
File: 1675672168237.jpg (111.9 KB, 883x877, bobb.jpg)
>>311217Saul Supremacy! You will fall more deeply in love with him if you watch Better Call Saul.
No. 311675
File: 1675710821758.jpg (148.16 KB, 1280x960, photo_2023-01-15_18-10-40.jpg)
genuinely surprised he didn't get disappeared. needless to say, would.
No. 311680
File: 1675714982394.jpg (99.41 KB, 800x530, FMggz4UVIAA8LIO.jpg)
the daft punk lads.. very cute
No. 311693
File: 1675720103904.jpg (86.23 KB, 1200x798, 1802455391928.jpg)
I went a couple years without thinking about him at all, now the last week I absolutely can not think about anything else
No. 311696
File: 1675723308013.jpg (121.38 KB, 1200x800, pjimage.jpg)
>>311680Too bad they smashed into the wall. I wonder how many robophiles they awakened with those helmets
considering I too am one of them No. 311719
File: 1675735234348.jpg (95.85 KB, 1080x1080, 619185804.jpg)
deep sigh.
there's also more pics of him where he's wearing a wig and makeup and it makes him pretty much indistinguishable from your average TIM but… god. he's either bi, confident in his masculinity, or very very into degradation. i can't figure him out. but I know i would love to see him all flustered wearing skimpy women's underwear :-(
No. 311721
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>>311680gesa outsold. also isn't one of them like a sex fiend/borderline pedo? it's the uglier one i think.
>>311696that's fucking rough lmao jesus
No. 311722
File: 1675736017486.jpg (354.81 KB, 2500x1564, bob.jpg)
>>311621The virgin TIF Jesse Pinkman fangirl vs the Stacy Jimmy McGill Appreciator
No. 311723
File: 1675736429888.jpg (2.21 MB, 3464x3168, Picsart_23-02-07_02-17-10-622.…)
>>311696but hey, thomas and joel have matching hairlines, so there's something
No. 311749
File: 1675753356191.jpeg (559.82 KB, 3117x1365, 4D4EE349-B2B4-4852-89D8-84187B…)
I don’t care what anyone says. Younger Danny Trejo was cute.
No. 311752
>>311724>>311725Fair enough, at least we agree that Thomas did age tragically. Maybe there is hope for Guy-Man then.
>>311721Wait what? Anyone can elaborate?
No. 311756
File: 1675761755432.jpeg (18.09 KB, 186x186, E1CF150D-91B5-43CD-8CB8-B0B1F2…)
This is the most recent Guy-Man photo that I’m aware of and it’s unfortunately not very promising.
No. 311793
File: 1675799623085.jpg (125.46 KB, 490x640, 399141_main.jpg)
>>311755Good taste, Sergei was very cute. I'm actually looking into other films featuring him, do you recommend any nonna?
No. 311795
File: 1675799957051.jpeg (46.29 KB, 354x481, 22CF42C7-11E5-4892-8F8B-FD9A0B…)
>>311693>>311705I’m here too. He was so cute in freaks and geeks
No. 311796
File: 1675800069339.jpg (135 KB, 1080x1080, 4507203915236.jpg)
>>311795he's just getting better and better as time goes on, im glad im obsessed again
No. 311827
File: 1675819130709.jpg (68.18 KB, 453x604, meet-daftworld-the-biggest-daf…)
>>311756god, he's turning into fucking Daftworld, how tragic
No. 311832
File: 1675822180970.jpg (220.67 KB, 1036x983, moz ex bf.jpg)
Nonas if you could pair up any 2 (or more) men frequently posted in these threads, who would it be and why? Personally I'd love to witness the drama and hilarity of a Morrissey/Thom Yorke relationship. I'm not a proper fujo btw, just autistic and bored
No. 311838
File: 1675830646124.png (3.49 MB, 1334x750, 0BA5ABA8-ADFF-41B2-819F-352B2E…)
>>311832Roy and Joe of course
No. 311847
File: 1675834313003.jpg (38.24 KB, 768x768, 632965880235.jpg)
>>311843Yes nonna I am not a huge fan of the facial hair style he has in this new season, but I am so glad to watch it anyway and I really love him as Roman
No. 311848
File: 1675835005070.png (1.87 MB, 1130x1900, roywaitNONO.png)
>>311838Hahahaha come on anon what are you talkin' abo-
No. 311885
File: 1675872161600.jpg (670.99 KB, 1336x2004, IMG_20230208_105947.jpg)
He's attractive to me
No. 311960
File: 1675909700179.jpg (56.21 KB, 424x565, 1273615820778.jpg)
I just dragged my sorry ass through a nearly 3 hour movie just to find my crush in a very early role. He shows up 15 minutes before the end of the movie. There isn't even a close-up of him, which is a shame 'cause he's wearing thick glasses and I would've killed to see that.
No. 311985
File: 1675932319995.jpeg (36.86 KB, 640x640, f8dff1025687b61cefb4e508d2b8c8…)
Hear me out
No. 312045
File: 1675961129280.gif (2.95 MB, 445x253, Tumblr_l_1022978814687356.gif)
Raimisexual anon is back with the following message:
These two.
End of the message.
No. 312054
File: 1675967191403.jpg (45.57 KB, 465x424, wahstreborqui.jpg)
>>312045CHECK YOUR DAMN EMAIL
No. 312074
File: 1675979794794.png (152.48 KB, 1036x1100, newmans-own-vodka-sauce-2x.png)
I want to fuck the mascot from Newman's Own
No. 312076
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>>312041It's his smug dominant bad boy attitude that makes him fuckable. If he just lost some weight he would be a 10/10. You really have to watch the movie, nonna.
No. 312086
>>312076Now I know I can't watch this movie because this thing looks like the sort of god awful character I could develop a sexual fixation on so I'd rather abstain than give in to this humilliation
>>311207I wanted to fuck Roy Scheider so bad when I was 10 because of the Jaws movie…
No. 312108
File: 1675997156156.jpg (426.55 KB, 2048x1660, gettyimages-156482121-2048x204…)
>>312086AYRT, nice to meet another Roy fan! Idk if it was intentional but Steven Spielberg really made him ridiculously handsome. And I don't think the production team had to try hard, he's got a great face.
No. 312112
File: 1675999418984.jpg (46.58 KB, 728x728, sam-smith.jpg)
I could have saved him. When will the TRA movement stop stealing impressionable liberal gay cuties? accidentally posted in the wrong thread before oops
No. 312133
File: 1676009996942.gif (7.08 MB, 512x640, 59942B3F-038E-426A-8383-1567AF…)
He’s so adorable
No. 312145
File: 1676017643469.jpeg (790.18 KB, 1170x1244, 2BFFAC83-BD39-4C9A-B943-5C5160…)
Always wanted to fuck a Peter from Hereditary. I have a huge thing for brown/tan sad looking guys. Alex Wolff is not the best looking example of my preference, but something about him and that character made me crush.
No. 312146
File: 1676019265104.jpg (105.82 KB, 620x465, meet-daftworld-the-biggest-daf…)
>>311827Yeeeeesh. Also wtf is up with that guy's face? What's with all the scars?
No. 312239
File: 1676090684003.jpeg (5.23 KB, 220x220, images (8).jpeg)
Jens Kidman is my husbando. I like to believe this his coom face
No. 312421
File: 1676160657793.jpg (124.27 KB, 736x1099, jisel@grandeikk.com.jpg)
>>310045>>312122>>310344Fuck it, if there's anyone still interested in putting together a movie night send an email and we can commiserate.
No. 312440
File: 1676175759003.jpg (317.78 KB, 1920x1080, Sorcerer-14.jpg)
>>310007Different anon but for me it was the crazy terrorist guy from Sorcerer
No. 312449
File: 1676183446205.jpg (957.36 KB, 1920x1080, amidou.jpg)
>>312440AMIDOU! I gotta admit, I'd never even heard of him until I saw Sorcerer. He was cool, though, my favorite scene with him (aside from the tree-clearing one) was when he finds
the body of the other guy who was supposed to drive the truck and then he advances towards the assassin guy and flicks out the switchblade. What a badass.
No. 312518
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No. 312531
File: 1676244995449.jpg (35.37 KB, 371x504, high sign.jpg)
>>312421thanks for stepping up
nonnie, I sent you an email.
No. 312545
File: 1676257479389.png (1.97 MB, 1920x1080, dasmine2@xcapitalhg.com.png)
>>312531Sorry Buster
nonnie I lost that email but here's another fresh one that I won't lose
No. 312765
File: 1676373113684.png (4.17 MB, 2374x1242, Screen Shot 2023-02-14 at 3.09…)
I would've let them run a train on me
No. 312779
File: 1676387142299.jpg (77.62 KB, 960x620, Tumblr_l_126299089256818.jpg)
>>312765You're cool, nonners.
No. 312796
File: 1676400178591.jpeg (176.04 KB, 1200x1200, 4BE9320B-EEE7-4E35-B0D4-907AD7…)
>>312765Only Ad-rock was cute imo
No. 312850
File: 1676453293638.png (280.35 KB, 350x560, Screen Shot 2023-02-15 at 1.26…)
>>312844'Tis true, he's Jew. He most likely isn't a practicing one, though.
No. 312895
>>312841I literally had this printed out and stuck on my wall as a teen, I almost feel like I'm hallucinating after seeing it again after all these years
t. millennial anon
No. 312954
File: 1676504128991.jpg (165.58 KB, 739x900, busteractivities.jpg)
Just letting busternon know I sent another email
No. 312984
File: 1676529316053.jpeg (98.54 KB, 960x540, verycool.jpeg)
I'm in love with the fat man. I've never been into to chubby guys before so my attraction to Mike is so out of left field for me
No. 312988
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Last night I had the most insane feral sex dream about Christoph Waltz where he gave me the absolute business. I've barely seen any of his work but I woke up with my head spinning because it felt so real. Does anyone have any recommendations for movies where he's sexy? The stranger/slimier/spookier/more offputting his character the better. The only thing I've seen him in is Inglorious Basterds and my great grandpa who died in the Pacific Theatre will haunt me for all eternity if I fantasize about a Nazi.
No. 313032
File: 1676577261434.png (193.57 KB, 500x340, check out this dork.png)
>>312988fuck you i've been manifesting that to happen to me for years (jk)Anyways your great granddad is not watching you from the skies when you flick your bean, he's probably jealous you're alive. I watched Tristan and Isolde but even though he's in it, I couldn't actually watch it, hated it - he's quite young in that one, jsyk. I watched him in a crappy German movie called Lapis Lazuli, he plays the role of a doting father so you might not be into it, but i loved it and he looked peak. He was great in Django but also it's really not a villain role, just one that gives off big dick energy. Watched Herr Lehman for literally a 2-minute long role and he delivered.
I think you'd have much more success in watching his german, non-hollywood roles. Germans love that dark, twisted shit.
No. 313043
File: 1676584898474.jpg (208.14 KB, 1080x1440, DaM7oruXUAALhkU.jpeg.jpg)
i'd fuck tomato gaming so fucking hard i don't give a shit.
No. 313044
File: 1676585108860.jpg (77.62 KB, 750x527, Big-Eyes-Christoph-Waltz.jpg)
>>312988he's a real irredeemable piece of shit in "Big Eyes"
No. 313068
File: 1676592764785.png (1.16 MB, 1280x720, werster.png)
Could go under men I'm ashamed I want to fuck and/or nerd posting too but I don't think even by nerd standards Werster would be considered particularly attractive. If I had the chance to fuck him though I'd take it, he has this haughtiness that makes me want to bully him. Haughty nerds deserve sexual bullying.
I'll take my shaming now, I know I deserve it.
No. 313152
File: 1676647535118.jpg (64.54 KB, 693x557, 18-Liam-Shaker-©-Michael-Spenc…)
I've always made fun of this troglodyte but one day I woke up and did a 180. I'm so mad at myself rn
No. 313165
File: 1676652595871.gif (2.68 MB, 450x371, IMG_6143.gif)
>>312988can't really bring myself to call christoph an unconventional attraction… but I guess he does play villains a lot?
No. 313230
File: 1676684667976.jpg (67.42 KB, 1600x682, Poseidon-Adventure-Gene-Hackma…)
>>312988That's kinda weird how he looks like Gene Hackman and we have a Gene hackman anon running around here.
No. 313241
File: 1676700199387.jpg (57.16 KB, 653x871, nope (2022).jpg)
I really love Daniel Kaluuya
No. 313261
File: 1676711495880.png (366.93 KB, 955x628, horst fangirls.png)
>>312518based. mine is horst wessel. too bad he was in a loving relationship.
No. 313270
File: 1676722501508.jpg (151.31 KB, 720x1122, Tumblr_l_1322861252907672.jpg)
>>312841Aaah, Elfman nonnies are back and so am I. Happy to see him being posted again.
No. 313284
>>313068>Haughty nerds deserve sexual bullying.Finally, someone with common sense. I'm so sick of the nerd thread lately being full of posts about wanting to be raped by an evil IRL nerd daddy or some shit like that.
And don't worry
nonny, you can post this kind of nerd in the nerd thread, they don't have to be conventionally attractive either (I mean that's one of the reasons the thread was made). Plus, he's a speedrunner, it doesn't get nerdier than that.
No. 313324
File: 1676758341712.jpg (101.94 KB, 980x700, Eraserhead.jpg)
Henry from Eraserhead. It's just a combination of things, like how he always wears a suit, his big fluffy hair, how anxious and sombre he is all the time. Those traits always tend to attract me
No. 313373
>>313346>>313359weren't sealchan and a couple other users revealed to be /pol/fags
some users on this site just scream /pol/fag and given some of the overlap with 4ch it was inevitable. they annoy the hell out of me but what can we do about them
No. 313428
File: 1676829532267.jpeg (100.62 KB, 884x1178, 229889A1-0B8F-4216-B0B9-E64551…)
Hunter Biden. I know he doesn’t look like this now. The drugs and alcohol have worn him down. I’m embarrassed to say the least.
No. 313518
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>>313241>>312988Absolutely immaculate taste nonas
It's Pedro Pascal for me
No. 313548
File: 1676863886834.jpg (701.84 KB, 3179x1788, j.jpg)
>>313518>unconventionalNot true and also Pedro suffers from chronic brainrot. I wish certified cutie Jared Harris had been cast in TLOU instead of him.
No. 313645
File: 1676936018705.jpg (33.64 KB, 420x612, gettyimages-1865741-612x612.jp…)
>>313548i was gonna say at least he was cute in y tu mama tambien but then i realized i was thinking of diego luna. lmao. pedro pascal is yet another ugly moid du jour being shilled as attractive, him and oscar isaac both. idk what it is about these busted latino manlets that the girlies love so much.
No. 313661
File: 1676946687975.jpg (539.07 KB, 2700x1800, remembering fun times in south…)
>>313645I used to know the most logged on kind of idiot (think demigirl twitterfag etc) who was obsessed with Pedro and would have probably eaten the shit straight from his asshole if she could have. So while I don't think he's ugly or anything, definitely not unconventional though, he's not a celebrity I really like kek. Also got confused for a minute and now I'm just imagining Jared and Stellan Skarsgård starring in some weird aged up European Y Tu Mama Tambien
No. 313697
File: 1676967864997.png (662.25 KB, 750x520, 4385EF6B-33D0-44F0-9F91-6CD7DF…)
Sex with Townes Van Zandt
No. 313709
File: 1676974465526.gif (8.42 MB, 540x600, 656611896164859904_2.gif)
>>313647yeah i kinda see it (it's the greasiness), but adachi would nawt look this cute lbr.
No. 313719
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>>313324I love Eraserhead. If you take a glance at Lynch's life at the time it's pretty clear the film has a large autobiographical component, which makes me assume David himself acted like Henry irl. His haircut even looks like David's signature swoop thingy.
I feel you - I kinda like spooked melancholic guys too lol. Thus began my thirst for an unremarkable-looking white guy from montana who looks like he's always smelling something foul.
No. 313738
File: 1676997194526.jpg (26.22 KB, 320x500, f7a058e347be29c9c4af7f29382926…)
>>312045Why is Bruce Campbell so fucking hot? I even thought he was hot in Burn Notice. I even like him old with his graying hair. I'm a lost cause.
No. 313744
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>>313734he was a mentally ill heroin addict lol
No. 313748
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>>313738Nonna, you totally aren't because Bruce is just, don't know how to describe him properly… But he's very attractive and extremely cool. I love him, don't know how unconventional he is though but I guess his b movie legend and nerd status might make him just that
No. 313767
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>>308295>>309739>>309556>>309549sage for cringe and describing dreams but nonas. last night I had a dream where Mike had a crush on me and he stood behind me and squeezed my waist with his big hands
and I came irl No. 313776
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I need an INTERVENTION. this guy was recommended to me on insta because fitness memes and now i am LUSTING after him. besides being 5'7 and way shorter than me, he also lives on another continent and well.. he is a gym bro dude guy. HELP, please shame me
No. 313784
>>313781which fucking thread did you get this from lol that's hilarious
I found a video of him being mean to a raccoon, I am cured now
No. 313787
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>>313784from the screencaps thread, idk what thread it was originally posted in tho
anyway i'm glad u were able to get the help you needed.
No. 313839
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>>309932I know this is like a month old but omg this literally made my heart skip. He is insanely cute
>>313767Anon I hate you you're so lucky lmao. Sometimes I genuinely can't believe how fucking hot Mike was when he was young. He makes me ache. I can't even hear his voice without getting flustered
No. 314007
File: 1677142128424.jpg (Spoiler Image, 206.99 KB, 1087x767, brendan.jpg)
>see a pic of brendan from kvs nowadays
Holy shit dude looks like the evil portrait from ghostbusters
>go back to look at his old pics/vids
>he wasn't even that cute before
Oh. But in my mind's horny eye I used to think he was cute and hot watching the show. I think it's because he was always laughing and joking around and is talented and has a nice smile. I just rewatched that who can put on the best concert episode and he was cute in it so I think he just looks better in motion
Spoilered for old brendan
No. 314035
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I don't care for stand up so I mostly just watch him on taste buds. He's whiny, annoying and has a gross phlegmy voice, but he also likes horror and I find his patheticness a little endearing.
No. 314058
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>>308295paging Roilandfag anon, tell us more. Do you like Henry Zebrowski too?
No. 314085
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too controversial to post in any other thread and a basic bitch choice. i hate his early personas lookswise, but i like the thin white duke SS guard phase. IIRC there’s a nonnie obsessed with him on here, where is she?
No. 314099
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>>314085It's not me but I love Bowie to death no matter how "controversial" he is.
The only man who could make any ugly haircut work.
No. 314100
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Work has been such an absolute BITCH this past week and a half, this man is the only thing keeping me sane.
No. 314143
File: 1677249827996.jpg (27.47 KB, 750x542, 163257890.jpg)
>>314136well if the
victim wanted it i guess that changes everything
No. 314184
File: 1677258980009.png (412.83 KB, 1200x635, 21273239-27C7-4847-B32A-F4C997…)
>>314099he had a really defined face, which i think helped a lot in pulling off unflattering styles. 76 era is still my fave because of my le nazi guard fetish (shoot me)
>>314131i mean i posted him here because there’s potential arguments over every man posted
No. 314191
>>314187I don't understand how a person who doesn't even claim they're a
victim can be a
victim. Doesn't make any sense.
All those arguments crash over a single statement,but keep being delusional I guess.
No. 314194
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stop arguing. anyways i think him and mishima would’ve been the ideal gay couple
No. 314234
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>>313748ayrt nonna you are based, and I'll share with you I did have the opportunity to meet him at a convention. He is just as charming as you would imagine with a warm personality. I didn't do anything creepy… but I fucking had sex dreams for weeks after. Thank you for sharing your fellow appreciation for this incredible man.
No. 314278
>>314234Oh to be American… I envy you!
People tend to say Bruce is intimidating and they're afraid of his jokes. Pussies, I'd love him to roast my ass even if I couldn't parry anything. It would be so cool to meet him..
No. 314283
>>314161>The news, anon. It's only been the biggest news story in the last few years.The biggest news story in the last few years? Even beating out the Russian invasion of Ukraine?
Goddamn, why are Qanon retards on this site? It’s not like they’re known for being female friendly.
No. 314358
File: 1677396249091.jpg (483.55 KB, 1080x1617, pencil.jpg)
Nik, pro-ana scumbag and heterosexual.
No. 314366
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Dn't know what it is about this bug eyed tall man but i would
MAYBE it's the sheer intensity he brings to his roles
(My first bf also had buggy eyes but he was more like, a somewhat handsomer Buscemi??)
No. 314367
File: 1677397962890.jpg (380.27 KB, 1200x1789, 1660260413158466.jpg)
>>314366good choice nonna i think hes so endearing
No. 314635
File: 1677561689653.jpg (69.27 KB, 450x600, Antonio_Salazar-1.jpg)
Not my proudest affection
No. 314704
File: 1677612302603.jpg (72.78 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)
he is ugly(this is a flattering picture) but i find him cute and he is silly and funny and shit
finnanons pls tell me he is a decent moid
No. 314715
File: 1677615909805.jpeg (628.26 KB, 750x737, A83D7696-31F5-463B-B18A-1A036C…)
It’s over… he’s engaged.
No. 314721
>>314131That’s just all Anglo men in general tbh. They’re all nonces.
t. Anglo nona
No. 315063
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Dear god, please put my boss' head through a brick wall, and give me more dreams about my husbando in the meantime. Amen
No. 315139
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sex
No. 315298
File: 1677967418318.jpg (281.94 KB, 800x716, put the lotion on its skin.jpg)
To truly love Buster Keaton is to accept that his hands looked like this.
No. 315496
File: 1678074040408.png (316.58 KB, 495x566, busternub.PNG)
>>315298samefag He was also missing the tip of his right index finger.
No. 315683
File: 1678178372393.jpg (1.69 MB, 3464x3464, Picsart_23-03-07_03-38-23-664.…)
I think it's bc they both remind me of my former high school crush lol
No. 315739
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>>313518To think that nice jawline is now covered in fat and bloated body. Sigh. And his sister is a tranny.
>>313645Pascal is 5'10, that's not a manlet. Isaac is a manlet indeed.
No. 315743
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>>315739Pedro Pascal is actually one of those people where I feel like he's more handsome as an older man. Young Pedro doesn't do much for me, but GoT Pedro (when he was 39) is peak imo.
No. 315758
File: 1678212801417.jpg (40.8 KB, 500x375, 51EPL6hYFnL._RI_.jpg)
May I introduce nonnas to this crossover
No. 315791
File: 1678231447805.jpg (173.62 KB, 1280x941, 1676039076.jpg)
>>315789Sort of a prequel to TV series "Burn Notice", "The Fall of Sam Axe"
No. 315832
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If I had a time machine I would go back to the 70s and be a groupie for Thin Lizzy before they got into heroin. Phil Lynott was so beautiful, I unironically could have fixed him.
No. 315880
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It's International Women's Day and I plan on spending it by ogling my husbando
No. 315891
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>>313518My mom was showing me pics of this guy a few weeks ago and he instantly reminded me of this fish from gaither's pond. Now she's mad at me cause she can't unsee it
No. 316218
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>>315832same here nonna. My dad is a huge UK/Irish rock fan so he’s been my husbando for years. So pissed that the big sex symbols of that era are Bowie and Jagger when Phil was hotter than both of them.
No. 316274
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>>314704nonnies it got worse. im in love with him and i want to put oil on his tits and bite them
I WANT TO FUCK THE TINY FINNISH MAN No. 316277
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>>314635not into meds personally, but good taste
>>313269your mom's a chinlet
No. 316280
>>316275it's from this insta post anon. it's a small part
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cni7ItLq8LY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link>>316278i know im as tall as him idc if he is a manlet i love him and his bootleg rammstein tattoo and his terrible english
No. 316281
>>316278That's amazing, I'd feel like an amazon conquering this hot manlet
>>316280Thank you! Mmm tiddies
No. 316377
File: 1678515753176.jpeg (24.96 KB, 327x360, 573D999A-BDB5-4098-AB3D-F5222C…)
>>308295Basic bitch Steve Buscemi enjoyer over here. That stupid greaser era? So help me…
No. 316378
>>316344isn't that the the linus tech tips guy
>>316364the retarded hair and outfit is part of the charm and sex appeal
No. 316389
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that scene where he almost got lynched ughh
No. 316422
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He is so average and pathetic looking but I’ve been obsessed with him since I first went to a Smidley show six years ago. Anyways last night he bumped into me at another tiny concert and was fatter and bitchier than the last time I saw him in August so I can’t wait to see him dance around like a retard tonight for my amusement. God bless you Conor <3
No. 316711
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It's shameful because he's a gamer and he's French.
No. 316723
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He looks like a bear: dangerous but huggable
No. 316819
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>>299012I’ve always found Blixa absolutely repulsive, he’s still ugly and bug eyed but watching him just…cooking risotto on German tv was kind of cute and endearing, and his voice is deeper than I thought it would be.
No. 316903
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>>316399Omg anon, I watched this show several years ago and I was a HUGE Murphy simp since the moment I first saw him. Murphy was the highlight of the entire show for me. I wouldn't have kept watching past season 4 if not for him. Murphy and Emori was my favourite ship and I even tried to write a very embarrassing fanfic about them on the Ark after the apocalypse but it was so bad I couldn't even look at it. I feel sorry to my sister for having to tolerate my insanity whenever Murphy came on screen
No. 316905
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I think the guy in this wedding photo is hot. Victorian men were hot.
No. 316976
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havent fischerfagged in a while
No. 317056
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No. 317092
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Spinellanon I can't believe we're gonna fucking watch "Last Embrace"
No. 317167
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this scrawny little virgin, god it would be so hot to tease him and mess up his hair his dedication and oddness is interesting but other than that I do find him quite boring.
No. 317186
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Yeah he's controlling and part of a cult but he's untouchable in that cult and I need some order in my life like yes daddy, pick out all my outfits and meals! Keep me under glass, I don't give a shit.
No. 317226
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>>317168>schneider>captain ahabNow you're just being silly.
No. 317278
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>>317226Imagine all the vile illnesses he contracted from that swamp water <3
No. 317294
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This POS got me sweatier than the pleather outfit he's wearing
No. 317347
File: 1679096528391.gif (9.05 MB, 498x490, 3FA460B1-2AB4-41D1-9AA1-6E63B5…)
This obnoxious little jew boy can get it
No. 317360
I always thought Nik was so ugly but the more I look at his horse face the cuter he gets
>>317347Based.
No. 317361
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>>317360Sage for samefag but he's so ugly-cute I can't explain it
No. 317405
File: 1679117321474.jpg (138.46 KB, 1300x952, royscheiderallthatjazz.jpg)
>>317278Idk WHAT you're talking about.
No. 317542
File: 1679197084819.jpg (302.77 KB, 1639x2048, lost in contemplation.jpg)
>>317347I want to see him take Jordan inch by inch, trying his best to take it like a man but not being able to hold back a few small moans
No. 317587
File: 1679227709694.jpg (117.07 KB, 1280x720, himr.jpg)
he's good looking but i think that his content makes it unconventional
i talked to him once and he called me a jailbait
No. 317685
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He radiates thick and uncut vibes
No. 317717
File: 1679298294295.gif (9.39 MB, 450x450, scuddish.gif)
>"I like weird"
>gets weirded out and immediately leaves
Wtf was his problem? He made a movie of a couple eaing each other and his room looked like a serial killer's room, even pretended to stab her. Anyway, still would.
No. 317787
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not too unconventional here I have to say, but wouldn't consider Steve-o conventional in general, since what I find appealing is something about being dumb and self distructive. Idk jackass is somehow kinky to me lol, early 2000 chill, young men hurting themselves horribly, running around naked, I miss that raw dumb somehow homoerotic but straight masculinity… am I the only one?
No. 317793
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>>317787oh god I want to spank them so bad
No. 317797
File: 1679337648311.jpg (42.22 KB, 868x643, 46795685425.jpg)
He looks like such a sweet harmless old man sometimes, I'd definitely do him
No. 317867
File: 1679366771801.jpg (26.08 KB, 590x354, togan.jpg)
>>317797brian cox is vocally "anti cancel culture" or something, right? i can remember him being really disliked by the succession fandom for something like that. he's not hot to me unless it's in the context of shipping. i love matthew macfadyen though, hopefully there'll be some awkward scenes with logan and tom this season with just the right amount of weird dom/sub sexual undertones
No. 317986
File: 1679488901105.jpg (43.95 KB, 1200x675, julian7.jpg)
My cute little hare.
No. 318011
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>>317797>>317858Luv me some rugges Scotsmen. Celtic boys just have something to them. He's also got a nice voice.
No. 318251
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This neanderthal
No. 318261
>>318258Used to be a genius dude who looked like an attractive horse (loved him for that). Now he's a mishmash of being a old boring british fart and having political views of a dementia patient.
Sad! Syd Barrett didn't die for that.
No. 318267
>>318251He kinda looks like Tuna's Lurch…
Just not as unattractive
No. 318294
File: 1679678873241.jpg (50.73 KB, 926x262, 546354345325.jpg)
>>317867AYRT, and yes! He was vocal about how stupid he found the hatred for JKR was, and said that her getting cancelled for something as basic as stating that biology is real was stupid in 2020 I think. Recently he also said this about her in picrel. Just made me like him even more
No. 318303
File: 1679682598243.jpg (59.1 KB, 640x640, saulg.jpg)
I cant lie to myself anymore.
No. 318359
File: 1679718671342.jpg (65.79 KB, 466x694, glasses matthew.jpg)
>>318294Kek based scotsman Brian. I'd be very surprised if a few of the other main Succession cast members didn't feel the same but just stay quiet about it, especially Matthew and maybe Jeremy Strong.
No. 318371
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>>318304Lmao, thanks for recommending, any specific album of them? I've listened
Going for the One on acid and it was a wonderful experience.
I post Ralph Fiennes with a fake tan here because I posted him on the attractive thread once and some anon called him haggard.
No. 318447
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to whoever posted sbf in the other thread: i saw that post while i was in the bath 2 nights ago and it awoke something so incredibly carnal within me that the only thing ive been able to think about in the last 48hrs is what he would be like as my boyfriend. i watched 5 hours worth of ftx exposés and formulated an intense maladaptive daydream involving us falling in love in the bahamas and me being heartbroken when he got arrested. i need to be medicated or something jesus christ why
No. 318485
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>>318271>Tangerine DreamSay, didja know they did the soundtrack for the movie "Sorcerer"? Allow me to once again husbandofag and mention it!
No. 318574
File: 1679856234178.jpg (150.63 KB, 719x1280, CK.JPG)
>feel this strongly towards a guy named fucking Cody
Its so humiliating
No. 318582
File: 1679860199445.jpg (133.55 KB, 807x1000, FQZXDyaXMAYTp85.jpg)
i would do anything for a night with him, i'm obsessed, i bet he smells really nice; pray for me anons
No. 318611
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I was in love with him when I was 12 and honestly he's still cute as fuck. Deserved better.
No. 318615
File: 1679877369080.jpg (558.4 KB, 1343x2048, royscheiderkettle.jpg)
>>318598GENE ANON!!!! Dude! I thought you had vanished!
No. 318617
File: 1679878383149.png (530.98 KB, 1500x1125, tiktok-ceo-shou-zi-chew-1-04cc…)
Tiktok CEO
No. 318621
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alright autism really spoke on my behalf on this one but ever since i learned about j. robert oppenheimer in high school i've had a deranged crush on him
i love a tortured man who understands the gravity of what he has wrought upon the world and has a grim quote lined up for the occasion
No. 318622
>>318611he microwaved a hamster nona. typical sociopathic moid. he also definitely stunk and his face isn't even cute. get better taste in metalhead scrotes.
i have to admit he was an interesting person though.
No. 318623
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>>318621same anon, i simply have more husbandos to share
this one is arguably somehow more niche but i am lowkey in love with daniel o'brien, he used to work for cracked.com and now he writes for last week tonight and has a podcast and he's just petite and neurotic and very funny and his favorite band is ben folds five which is very cute to me for some reason
i'm really trying to pace myself with these weird men nonas, forgive me if i'm a little overenthusiastic
No. 318630
File: 1679881884045.jpeg (19.06 KB, 400x457, jo_jewell_2.jpeg)
I found this man months ago when doing research for something. I'm kinda think he's gay based off of a youtube conference I found of him where he spoke. truly a tragedy, not to mention that he lives on another continent and has aged.
No. 318633
File: 1679882277520.png (407.83 KB, 1920x1080, bdg.png)
>>318628lmao i'm not all that embarrassed at this point in my life, i think it's pretty funny now. young me was def not thinking about it in terms of "would this be a good life partner" and much more in terms of "he's so tall, god look at him with that cigarette" lmao
last strange man for tonight, though i feel like brian david gilbert is generally considered nerd hot
No. 318639
>>318635lmao how does a man in a suit look like a troon? unless you mean a TiF in which case i can kinda see what you mean, he does look like he could have frog voice kek
>>318637i didn't think i was moralfagging lol, i'm not saying that young me was in the wrong for not having a realistic idea of this elderly scientist. you seem to think i am very riled up about this when i just think it's particularly silly especially juxtaposed with the other crushes i had in high school on like, pete wentz and brendon urie kek
No. 318645
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>>317797I think I posted in the bunker CC thread about Harpo Marx, so I'm doing it again here. Wish I could have spent one evening with him on a lovely date. Before he met his wonderful wife of course I would die if guilt if I broke them up kek.