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No. 308295

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

Previous thread: >>>/g/298105

No. 308296

I strongly approve of this threadpic.

No. 308298

I felt so cringy making it, even anonymously it feels so stupid

No. 308301

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Reposting this huge L for the Mike Stoklasa community

No. 308307

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Oney sisters wya?

No. 308308

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Been scraping the internet trying to find old/rare pics
I have never felt so much embarrassment/cringe.

No. 308309

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Kek I was literally about to go to IRL Husbando thread when I saw this on front page. I just found most adorable "rare" Zach pics from a few months back not picrel

No. 308336

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I want to fugg this man so bad. I wonder if he would do a sex rp cameo. Vinny tried to get him to read the expanded "I guess you're my little pogchamp" pasta but he cringed out when he was about to say "capussi", but who knows. Maybe if I promised I would never show it to anyone…
Well he's big enough for both of us!

No. 309548

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bahahaha as one of the resident mikefags I approve of this threadpic

tfw I'll never get to be an actress in one of RLM's crappy short films and have sex with mike, honestly why even live

No. 309549

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I could fix him

Literally same nonna i wish i had a time machine just to ride 2000s mikes dick, idc if i had to do a shitty line about ghostbusters in a shit skit movie first.

No. 309550

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Nonas, am I alone in the world? It's not even the actor, it's just him.

No. 309552

All those scenes with him and Alison Brie in community make me fucking feral. Joel McHale paled in comparison

No. 309554

>Joel McHale paled in comparison
hard agree, joel has a massive fivehead. plus his snarky gimmick is kind of annoying, i don't mind him as jeff but he continues acting like that even when out of character lol

No. 309556

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No. 309570

Jay is the best of all three, not only because he's the one who looks less shit, but also because he's the only one with actually interesting taste in movies. I guess I could put up with young Mike before he hit the wall too.

No. 309571

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I await Yorkenonnas return, I need to hear more of her twisted fantasies

No. 309572

Im sorry nonna but Jay Bauman will not escape the gay rumors for me. However I do agree only young Mike is sexy. Rich Evans is the one confirmed married tho, perhaps we are all missing something here.

No. 309584

nta what gay rumors, I don’t think he’s gay at all

No. 309593

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No. 309594

I don't have the pics with me right now but based on a 4chan leak some time ago, its been confirmed that Jay not only has a wife but a kid. And not only that but the time the pic leaked, it was already some time old meaning he has a teenage kid walking around while he's making RLM shit.

No. 309595

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I'm posting him again because I wanna…

No. 309596

Nta but my brain cannot handle the idea of Jay having an almost grown child topkek. Maybe a three year old, but a fucking teenager? What the hell. Suddenly his overall attitude and demeanor makes sense, he does kinda come off as a dad in a way, compared to the other guys (less pessimistic and dismal).

No. 309600

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also rlm related but the bubble guy from their black spine junka video is cute. i'd carress his bubbles for sure

No. 309602

Haaaa, I thought he was cute too

No. 309608

LMAO I laughed so hard when they showed this video, when I was little my friend had this same vhs tape and I remembered him from it

No. 309618

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irl nishitani..
posting him here cause his teeth are a little fucked up plus I would also be lambasted in the other thread

No. 309620

He's cuter than Christian Bale in my opinion.

No. 309622

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Its been a while

No. 309623

wtf do you mean, this place and every other board has been spammed with his mug nonstop and it still isn't gone. i hate you

No. 309624

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I just want to cook him something delicious then cuddle him after (w/ me being the big spoon). I don't even want to have sex with him I just want to have him be a nerdy arm candy for a day. sage for autism

No. 309626


Ngl I've been having a hard few months and listening to his streams has been comforting, but whenever I'm reminded of what he looks like I have to repress it. I'm just gonna pretend hes a disembodied voice and thats the end of it. Very brave if you actually find him attractive.

No. 309631

I haven't seen that but I also don't hang out on here all day every day

No. 309632

you don't have to be here all day to see it, it's still right in the catalog and on the other pages, you can check right now. it's also part of the reason why the site keeps loading slowly and why it went down a second time yesterday

No. 309633

Not Nulls fault that troons seethe about his cherubic cheeks.

No. 309636

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Representing the oldschool crew!

No. 309638

oh fug as one of the og josh shitposters I really hope I didn't help spawn any serious joshfags. he hasn't been posted here for a while so I thought the thirst for his fatass was winding down.

No. 309640

I tried watching him once in like 2019 and I couldn't stand him and every time I see his fans I can't stand them either. But whenever someone posts his face I can't help but think he's adorable. He just looks so cuddly and cute

No. 309642

Marriage rumors aside, in some earlier Half in the Bag episodes he's mentioned actresses he thought were hot. Like when they talked about going to the Milwaukee film festival and saw the Indian film "Robot" and Jay described Aishwarya Rai Bachchan as "maybe the most beautiful woman he's ever seen in his life", kek

No. 309646

I am mentally ill enough to hate fuck him tbh, but god that beard makes him look fuck ugly sometimes

No. 309653

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I would ride him like a bike

No. 309656

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I just know I could have saved him.

No. 309664

He kinda looks like a pale, East Asianfied, twinky Julian Casablancas

No. 309666

maybe im just old but this person looks like a child to me

No. 309671

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nothing shameful about him, but I suppose professional chess players count as unconventional? his interviews are so cute

No. 309674

KEK i can do a nearly perfect impression of his voice also i never for one second expected him to be that big if you know what i mean

No. 309677

welp, I just googled to see what you meant and while the d is impressive I did NOT need to see him bent over with his ass spread open

No. 309692

me too nona, its almost like im being influenced

No. 309703

His nose is super cute

No. 309713

No damn clue who this was so I reverse image searched it and now I wanna watch this movie.

No. 309739

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The feminine urge to get drunk with Mike until we sloppily make out and he can't handle it anymore and needs to hold me down and impregnate me

No. 309748

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We got another one girls

No. 309758

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for the keaton anons… poor thing he’s stuck up there

No. 309759

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+ whatever’s happening here kek

No. 309762

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also, this was just announced. I've always thought Rami is the only actor who resembles Buster enough to consider playing him, so that's alright.

No. 309767

Why was the dancing Buster deleted

No. 309769

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KEK sorry I deleted it myself because I'm high and felt embarrassed for him. Here it is without the pink filter. Yes I am insane.

No. 309771

No you are based. Now I can see his butt better.

No. 309777

I honestly never realized that I thought buster Keaton was hot until these threads. What a performer

No. 309802

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Damn it Spinellanon, you're everywhere!

No. 309822

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>trips of truth
fuck yeah

No. 309847

Much like Joe, I show up for two minutes then leave in the strangest places. Related, but I used to be a huge Buster fag and still am to an extent so this thread has been great. Love that little freak.

No. 309849

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Obviously he’s an awful piece of shit but no one told me he looks A LOT better with actual hair

I hate myself

No. 309851

>but no one told me he looks A LOT better with actual hair
that's because he doesn't kek

No. 309856

No. 309864

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Busterfagging is the main thing keeping me on this website.

No. 309865

Insecure manlet shit and abusive shit aside, I could never understand why anyone would find him attractive even on big brother. His face just looks like a kindergardener who skins baby puppies and sexually assaults their teacher

No. 309866

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Micheal cera in Scott pilgrim vs the world was too cute

No. 309873

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Bustering makes you feel good

No. 309886

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I See Roy Scheider posted, I remember SeaQuest, I remember Ted, I post him.

No. 309903

Love the swimsuits, everyone including the man is wearing the same style.

No. 309904

tag yourself I'm the one with the hand by his neck

No. 309905

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>Insecure manlet shit

No. 309906

She should have written insecure brainlet.

No. 309907

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They really did have male swimwear figured out back then. Here's a picture from the '30s of a guy being teased for wearing a 'backless' swimsuit, kek

No. 309908

The only one in this thread who is both conventionally and unconventionally unattractive. Abhorrent beliefs, human trafficker and genuinely ugly. The only slight good he does is scam teenage incels.

No. 309909

I'm the other one with the hand by his neck.

No. 309910

I think she meant to say for a tall guy he’s got manlet energy

No. 309911

Wow, nice. I also like how they cover their chests but just barely so you can see a glimpse of nipple. Bring these swimsuits back!

No. 309914

Were you ever gonna follow up on this? Learning more about their personal lives is actually making me sad, but I also wanna know. Found out Rich went on a rant against the women’s march, seeing them as real people and not funny internet men that exist in a vacuum is shattering the illusion for me.

No. 309918

I use to want to grind my pussy on his eyeballs, but everytime I see them I think of that Gag they did, where they talked about "Missing white woman syndrome" then posted a montage of REAL news footage of missing white women with goofy music, as if it's supposed to be "Woke" but instead, it was distasteful and making fun of possible women in harm. The point they were making was lost and i lost so much respect for them

No. 309919

Royanon here, YEAH I have the first ep of SeaQuest in a tab somewhere and I totally forgot one of the Raimi boys is in it, too! I've watched about 5 minutes of it, it's… really really stupid. But I'll give it a thorough watch just to laugh at it. What are your opinions on it, Raimianon?

No. 309920

>beady eyes
>Close togeather eyes
>Weirdly shaped shoulders
>Big ass arms compared to small weirdly shaped shoulders
>Big ears
>Tism stare
Yeah, I like some mutant men and I wanna fuck Super Mutants but I can't even see a little attraction

No. 309921

I love them because they remind me of swimsuits that Japanese schools use. They're really quite flattering on guys, Idk why men don't still wear them like that.

No. 309927

Elliot Rogers phenotype.

No. 309932

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Is there someone as talented as him in this day and age?

No. 309936

I dunno where you got that women's march rant from, never heard of it before. Was it from a Previously Recorded stream?

No. 309939


No. 309940

Jim Parsons

No. 309946

Michael Cera's face always looked like a cartoon turtle to me

No. 309951

I felt like they all exude 'dad' energy now, there was some rumor that Mike already had a kid a few years ago too. I assumed that's why his weight really ballooned in 2015 and on, from the stress of having a new kid kek.

No. 309954

>having a kid is stressful for the dad so he gains weight
Why do I not believe this

No. 309957

kek I get it, it's a real thing (supposedly!) though. In medicine they call it 'sympathetic weight gain' or couvade syndrome. Could also just be moids using it as an excuse to get fat lmao

No. 309960

Yeah I subscribe to the second theory. My dad never got fat after me or my brother were born.

No. 309963

kek moids will literally say anything except exercise the fat off i don't believe that at all

No. 309964

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I like the way he says “little birdie told us” in that video

No. 309965

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Goddamn it's always a treat when you discover pics of your husbando that you've never seen before

No. 309972

Why does this man always appear to be made of wax paper and dust? I can't look at him without imagining a spider crawling out of his mouth.

No. 309973

Why? Did he eat the kid?

No. 309974

Zach makes me laugh so hard but I can't find him attractive, every pic I see of him looks like his eyes have been photoshopped smaller as a joke kek

No. 309975

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Not in as many ways, no.

No. 309976

This is incredibly apt, I feel the same way. It looks like he lives in an unfinished attic.

No. 309978

The man on the left doesn’t even look human. He looks like he’s wearing a face on top of a face on top of a face that all got melted together and fucked up. How do you find this abomination attractive, at least spoiler him. Unacceptable.

No. 309980

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>I can't look at him without imagining a spider crawling out of his mouth.

No. 309981

KEK thank you for nonnies for validating the unease I feel when confronted with this bloodless looking man.

No. 309982

Waitaminit, waitaminit, how many Busteranons do we have? Sound off

No. 309983

He looks like he's been stung by a bee for the past 10 years

No. 309984

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I'm curious about this myself since we seem to be like 60% of the thread at this point.

No. 309985

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full disclosure though it's mostly me posting the gifs

No. 309989

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He’s so cute but he was a mega manlet, even worse than Buster, god bless him

No. 309990

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No. 309991

And I appreciate you.

No. 309996

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I need to stop fantasizing about having a north korean husband

No. 310000

You should get on the next BOTW and bully Mike for being fat

No. 310007

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Just rewatched Sorceror and I think I get it now Roy anon. His strange face profile is oddly appealing and watching him lose his mind endeared him to me. Also Joe was there.

No. 310011

Right!? I'm an artfag and I find faces with different proportions to be much more interesting than the classic "beauty" ones. And he's got these amazing eyes, he looks a bit like a classical German morose figure. Also kek I just realized, compared to the usual movies, it's interesting that Joe played the calm, rational guy who was resigned to his fate, whereas Roy was the crazy one. I totally forgot about the driving tests. that made me lol, especially seeing all the guys in the truck immediately fall over.

No. 310026

looks like a tif fester cosplay

No. 310032

This thread needs its own movie night seeing the amount of actors who get posted.

No. 310045

I would fucking love that. Oh god we'd watch so many amazing films.

No. 310082

House of Wax jumpscare what the fuck is that

No. 310188

I hate you guys so fucking much, I've been trying to get over my insatiable thirst for Mike and I'm only being enabled.
Maybe now that he's a fatty he can eat this kitty even better. I wanna bury that face in my folds until he suffocates.

No. 310217

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heard hes 8.1 inches

No. 310221

Sure I can stomach schlubby Mike and rat faced Zach but Doug?

No. 310222

>big dick
>big teeth
>Wide mouth
>Wide tongue
He's basically Luigi in real life to me, I love his screams. I'll fuck him and then twist his nipples

No. 310223

>He's basically Luigi in real life to me
except without any hair

No. 310224

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luigi shou7ld be bald

No. 310225

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Young Anthony Fauci was kinda cute.

No. 310226

delete this

No. 310228

I used to have a huge crush on him when I was a late teen, you aren’t alone although I can’t explain it now lol.

No. 310233

I can stomach schlubby Mike too, if you know what I mean nonna

No. 310242

Too bad he tortured innocent dogs.

No. 310244

oh my god he's exactly my type. fuck

No. 310254

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he's so fit

No. 310264

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No. 310274

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Erling Haaland has the perfect body with the dumbest looking face, but it only makes me like him more

No. 310275

If you knew how he behaves out and about in Norway's nightlife you wouldn't. Definition of arrogant fuckboy.

No. 310276

Oh I don’t like his personality at all lol, he’s annoying online, and I don’t know of anything extremely terrible but athletes are 99% jerks so I’m unsurprised. I just like his busted himbo look

No. 310282

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I know he's been posted in the previous thread but still, Nathan Fielder can get it.
He also looks uncannily similar to my bf and I'm genuinely not sure which crush came first. Even their facial expressions and mannerisms are extremely alike, it's very weird watching his shows now because of it.

No. 310283

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SeaQuest isn't bad tbh, it gets more decent as it goes by. Of course it's campy because it's a 90s TV show but it has its charm. I watched it as a kid and I'm planning to see it again now to fully appreciate its cheap Sci fi beauty.

No. 310284

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I feel stupid replying so late,gotta grace the thread with my Raimi boy.
Bless you local nonitas, you're great.

No. 310289

I genuinely love men who look like psychological horror game protags.

No. 310291

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Well, he did play a side character in a horror game.
I wish he could get a protagonist role because he's just perfect for that.

No. 310293

AYRT, I'm gonna try and watch it all the way through. That doctor sperging about volcanic vents kills me, though. I enjoy watching our husbandos interact, though, I don't think I've ever seen Ted Raimi in anything.

No. 310303

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No. 310304

If you know what the hell they're talking about you'll probably find a lot of stuff ridiculous lmao
But it's worth a watch for the sake of the crew interactions and relationships.
You will also get addicted to Ted quickly, I assure you. He's just such a natural talent you can't stop watching him act. Plus he's adorable as fuck.

No. 310309

thought this was simon cowell kek

No. 310311

Damn this guy is hot as hell, oh no

No. 310326

Alright anon I'm watching the first episode and Darwin's "voice" is embarrassing as fuck, who on earth okayed that voice

No. 310333

Watching The Seven-Ups right now and I think this is the most I’ve heard Roy talk in anything before kek

No. 310343

I want him even more now, damn it

No. 310344

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nonnies I want to host classic/black & white movie nights so bad, but my collection is all on discs (don't judge.) Good thing I never intend to digitize them…

In the meantime would anyone be interested in a classic films thread in /m/? We had one a few years ago but it petered out. Should I necro it? I kinda want to make a new one but I guess the same thing could just happen again kek. Either way we could use it to discuss the possibility of having old/oldish movie nights.


No. 310345

I’d be down! Also most silent movies are on YouTube, and Tubi has a lot of shit available for streaming. Also there’s myflixer and torrenting. I have a copy of Sorcerer kek

No. 310346

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ohhhhh shiiiit there's actually some decent stuff on this tubi site. Also The Man Who Laughs is on youtube now??? Incredible. Alright I'm gonna start putting a thread together and post some time tomorrow.

No. 310347

It's better to admit you have a crush on a serial killer tbh.

No. 310348

none of those anons but what's going on in this gif kek? haven't seen his movies yet

No. 310350

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>tfw waiting for Spinellanon to finally watch Seven-Ups
I like how most of his fellow Seven-Up…pers were kind of lame. But goddamn that car chase was awesome, wasn't it?!
I would so be down to watch some classic films.

No. 310365

Someone who had no idea what voice synthesis should sound like smh, never liked it either
I hope you'll manage to sit through this for the sake of the characters

No. 310366

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I’ve had a huge crush on him since a teenager. Pretty much informed my taste in men. Sarcastic string beans

No. 310380

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He always reminds me of Tobey. I was embarrassed about having a crush on him and not Kelso.

No. 310384

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Two years ago I thought "why the Spider-Man director kinda hot?" and my life wasn't the same since. Bless that day, bless Sam and Ted both. They're such a delight so I'm glad there are still Raimianons out there.

No. 310424

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At your service, fellow limmyfag.

No. 310469

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Was watching this documentary about Bernie Ecclestone and he described Mika as a gentlemanly driver. Finally another man understands

No. 310488

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Apparently this guy is the origin of the "Chud" jak? unexpectedly hot, he has such a cold, controlled stare

No. 310489

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he has a certain "je ne sais quoi", maybe is the fact he looks so poised (and profoundly autistic)

No. 310501

Wait fuck nevermind, apparently this guy was targeting mexicans specifically and i'm mexican, hell nah i'm out

No. 310502

he looks good in this pic but garbage in >>310489
Kohberger has the same problem

No. 310512

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I know, he looked kind of handsome on his last appearance, i wish i could kidnap his bitchass and show him what's good kek

No. 310537

>2 days later
I'm gonna do it eventually I swear

No. 310591

Kay you were right about the character interaction, I'm on episode 4 with the blue rocks in the trench and I'm laughing. I like the big fat black inspections guy challenging Bridger's strength, then telling Bridger to feel his ass ("I've cracked walnuts with these cheeks" KEK). And then Lucas telling Ben "It's nothing personal, we just felt that we… really don't trust you with this stuff."

No. 310636

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Lol, I told you it's worth it. You'll actually motivate me to rewatch it at this point.

No. 310712

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I’m not going to pretend I know a thing about Tiësto because I don’t but damn he does it for me. Shame he’s a DJ.

No. 310716

I'm still fantasizing with this hot psycho nerd, I want to hatefuck him so bad

No. 310719

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God the merchant of death guy is kind of a dilf.

No. 310721

Love yourself nona

No. 310723

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where did the other lennon nonnie go i miss her and her whiteknighting of him

No. 310728

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I know he's a manlet. I know he got ugly. Nevertheless, I love Josh Hutcherson as Peeta Mellark and no one can change my mind.

No. 310732

I do like a lot of Lennon penned songs both Beatles and solo but I don't really care much for him looks wise. He was also a fucking self wanking hipster before it was a thing. That said what does interest me about him is how Yoko turned him from a wife beating, working class tough nut into a obedient house husband.

No. 310733

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i think he is def the better songwriter between him and paul, but paul is better vocally (although he does get corny when he tries to do his blues man voice but paul is constantly corny). but the whole meme that pushed by the estate (ran by yoko and sean ofc) that he went from violent bad boy to peace loving house husband is so tremendously fake when start looking into him. particularly with his mistress/gf may pang who nearly murdered when he was drunk, and he was on heroin till at least the late 70s when the nannies were taking care of sean. he was literally a bpdchan with proana tendencies, some nonnies would relate to him here if he didn’t have the divided image he currently has

lennon sperg over anyways i like long haired glasses wearing men

No. 310735

Didn't Yoko literally handpick May Pang to keep John occupied cause she was tired of him? Sad if that was faked.

No. 310736

she did, lol. it was literally because she got sick of him being constantly obsessed with her, but he never got obsessed with may because she was not a domineering girl at all. he was obsessed with paul and yoko because they kept him in check honestly

No. 310742

File: 1675063441397.gif (2.46 MB, 480x352, youngmike.gif)

Good evening nonas, I hope everyone is having a nice evening. Please enjoy this young Mike Stoklasa to ease the Sunday Night dread

No. 310744

Dude we should watch it together!! Granted I'd probably just be yelling at the cringey bits and laughing like a retard the whole time, but I'd love to watch some of these episodes with you.

No. 310745

fuck it, i'm nyart but i want to watch it too kek

No. 310750

File: 1675066612747.jpeg (278.48 KB, 2048x1117, 03330BF7-2C5C-408A-BA47-84004F…)

Hail for the op pic - it is great

No. 310753

Are you lost?

No. 310765

That sounds like a great idea tbh
I'd gladly join if there's any chance

No. 310769

File: 1675086998457.jpeg (105.77 KB, 674x842, iugv13m6qw371.jpeg)

always down to wk john lennon

nah, paul had a basic indistinguishable choir boy voice lol… he sounds gay.
lennon had the unique rock n roll voice, way more one of a kind

No. 310777

Just saw the latest RLM vid, his hair is in a terrible state. Mikefags are on suicidewatch right now

No. 310778

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tbh i agree that lennon is way more unique vocally, idk if i would agree he’s a technically better singer. it might just be a taste thing though

No. 310779

Yeah, I'd consider that taming him. John was clearly a momma's boy desperate for some blowback for his more outlandish tendencies, which Paul and Yoko gave to him. Passive figures like Ringo and George don't interest him much though I think he probably liked Ringo more than anyone else in the Beatles.

No. 310780

Are you on the lolcow discord? We could meet up there and coordinate times

No. 310799

Jay’s into darker women?? Booking a flight to Milwaukee right now

No. 310801

what would you say about his treatment of his son julian

No. 310806

he was a deadbeat dad, i don’t think there’s really anyway to defend him about that, but his father also abandoned him so i think he really did not see anything wrong with it (in his own mind). julian seems normal but that was because he was raised by his mother, john spent all of five minutes with him irl.
george was literally at his breaking point, ringo played on all of the others solo releases iirc

No. 310809

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Welp, nvm, lolcow discord's getting shut down. But Raimi-anon, if you are still interested, reach out to this post and I can link a temporary email in my reply.

No. 310812

File: 1675110043558.gif (751.7 KB, 177x200, left banana.gif)

honestly, same. I love him. I hope his cancer recovery is going well.

No. 310815

cynthia hated yoko (they were blatantly cheating, didn't care to hide it tbh) and she didn't let john see julian cos of it. it's stupid. when yoko and john broke up briefly and he was with that other asian girl, john was seeing julian regularly. then they got together again and he couldnt see julian anymore. there was a lot of chicanery but john was an amazing stay at home dad to sean

No. 310818

We should just make an unconventional male movie night discord at this rate.

No. 310821

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I swear I'm not a furry!! But I still think this phoenix be looking kinda fine. I was watching The Masked Singer with my mum and she even said he's sexy for a phoenix kek.

No. 310826


No. 310827

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where are my tech youtuber nonnas? i still wanna carry his children and have a white picket-fence family with him.

No. 310828

File: 1675118838031.jpg (197.27 KB, 1058x1074, y.jpg)

Well shit if we're posting about our EDM crushes, I'd let deadmau5 do insane things to me. I need to be his controversially young girlfriend ugh

No. 310832

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stay mad, someone else can post geege

No. 310837

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AYRT…. I get it kek Joel is cute and he has personality! Kind of an ass but not in a too harmful way. While we're at it, I still think Zedd is a cutie and want to dom him.

No. 310838

He looks like he'd ask "did you cum?" after one minute

No. 310842

Hahaha, I remember you! I think I heard that the phoenix is Ricky Wilson from the Kaiser Chiefs. I loved that band

No. 310844

He looks vaguely like… Danny Elfman.

No. 310847

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Anton is fucking adorable, I agree. He always struck me as bi but i think he's just straight. Although all those shirtless pics he posts of himself on IG aren't helping his case kek
Here's my favourite one from valentines last year. UNF.
Probs why all of his gfs/wives left him kek that or the serial cheating. I wanna humble him so bad

No. 310861

Look at him! Such a cutie. Yeah I think he's straight too. I'm like one degree away from him and I've never heard anything about men… but I also haven't heard about women either so who knows. He doesn't post anything with women either. I zoom in on all reflective surfaces.

No. 310862

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No. 310863

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I can look past the Elon Musk phenotype for this net worth jesus fucking christ

No. 310869

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No. 310871

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He's so precious to me

No. 310874

shut the heck up! he still looks hot!

No. 310875

Spinell, a poster boy for ugly/hot 1970s/80s italian men

No. 310884

File: 1675140294559.jpg (86.67 KB, 1140x847, dilly.jpg)

While we're on the topic of DJs what do yall think of Dillon Francis? I used to want him so bad, but the constant goofy/silly guy thing got stale and cringe after a while (to me). Would probably still hit tho.

No. 310885

his sweater is so cute what brand is that?

No. 310886

Went through that phase too kek absolutely hated his music but at 16 I thought he was ~different~ from the others because of him being so dorky but he turned out to be a major whore so no thanks. I used to watch vidrel more than I care to admit. Him and Deadmau5 went together well in a weird way. Never liked Skrillex.

No. 310888

File: 1675142026891.png (636.02 KB, 616x944, Screen Shot 2023-01-30 at 9.13…)

Samefag… I regret looking up how he looks now

No. 310897

File: 1675145351531.jpg (101.56 KB, 1280x720, m.jpg)

Sorry the brand isn't credited in the article :( It is really cute

And yeah even this pic must be old because he's 35 now! He basically looks the same tho. I saw him recently on Marc Rebillet's Twitch show and got bored after 5 minutes.

Marc though… drool(:( )

No. 310899

>yeah even this pic must be old because he's 35 now
It's from January 6th of this yeat. He's trying to hide how old he is from the TikTok kids I guess kek

No. 310910

He gives me the ick so fucking bad I had to block him on all forms of social media.

No. 310913

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I hold a special place in my heart for Sonny cus of his emo twink past when he was bulimic and doing screamo. He was soooo cute back then ugh :-(
I liked his vibes as Skrillex 2010 - 2013 too but him working with Diplo after that made me feel super weird. But I do respect that he's doing better now and focusing on what makes him happy so like more power to him. His recent songs are surprisingly enjoyable. But he's not visibly a bottom anymore so I can't get behind the appearance change personally kek

No. 310918

good idea, I'll be waiting for a reply

No. 310950

File: 1675190332736.png (737.24 KB, 999x887, royscheiderstill.png)

Replying. Also kek I was watching a movie with Roy in it last night. Wasn't that great, BUT I was wishing they'd made Bridger look like the character he played in this movie. He woulda looked great, kind of matching Ted Raimi, and it would've made sense since they both have psychic powers or whatever.

No. 310959

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I'm madly in love with Zac Morris from czworld. He looks a lot like Shaggy and this makes me feel a lot more into him

No. 310962

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Being a manlet is a plus, I love short men

No. 310963

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my friend actually chastised me for admitting I find him attractive

No. 310968

I used to love him as a kid and wondered what happened to him, broke his goddamn neck during a skit. He does a lot voice work now if I don't misremember but he was a cutie

No. 310977

File: 1675204759309.jpg (57.69 KB, 720x720, 20221113_225341.jpg)

I think in the series they're just meant to be different, like almost polar opposites despite the fact something connects them. It's an interesting topic to explore actually.

No. 310983

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i still would

No. 310984

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No. 310990

Aah, gotcha. I kinda wish they'd introduced the psychic thing later down the line, though, I was really thrown off by it in the first ep. (Also did you see my email line kek)

No. 310993

He has a special place in my heart too. He definitely hides away a lot of his pain. I couldn't imagine being raised by Scientologists and not knowing you're adopted until you're a teenager. He still isn't okay; his mom's death really did a number on him, which is understandable. He was drinking heavily and dabbling in harder drugs for a minute. He also started dating e-whores who have all treated him pretty poorly. Seems like he got the drinking and drug use under control but is still getting with OnlyFan whores. Shame really because by most accounts he isn't a bad guy.

No. 310995

File: 1675215865259.jpg (16.97 KB, 256x400, me with the ketchup on.jpg)

I don't know if you'll like hearing this but I really thought these pics were of maxmoefoe at first and was going to add that I think Max is packing a big dick and knows how to use it. But turns out it's a guy from Panic? Anyway, I think picrel has a big dick and knows how to use it.

No. 310998

I wanted to fuck him so bad when he was in his fat unwashed hobo phase

No. 310999

Probably, I just feel bad for his gigaforehead and his fluctuating weight. What happened to his gf?
When he was depressed and opened Pokemon obesely?

No. 311001

Yeah around when he got his dog. He actually liked one of my comments back in the day kek

No. 311013

Not yet, but I found it now. Thanks for a hint

No. 311018

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kek last time ryan was posted somenonny said the same thing. no comment on the last part of your post

No. 311036

File: 1675264923559.jpg (79.83 KB, 980x600, LorenzoMendoza.jpg)

He's hot and I'm sick of pretending I'm not attracted to him

No. 311038

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He's intelligent, polite, hard working and self-assured, unlike the moids that populate this shithole

No. 311067

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I watched Brother today and thought the main character was pretty cute. The actor looks like a pretty generic slav moid, and I'm aware of that, but I think he looked adorable.

No. 311079

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No. 311080

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Jack White's entire persona is so appealing to me. It's clear he finds himself attractive and wanted to keep his kind of girly, pretty boy looks even after hitting the wall which I find endearing because you just know he's stressing like crazy about the possibility of losing hair and gaining weight. He's also a huge bitch and megalomaniac which I find hilarious. He gives off cow-ish vibes. And then he's like constantly making music nonstop like a fucking schizo.
Anyway, he was so cute when he was younger. I know he'd be absolutely insufferable to be around IRL though (as an aside: in retrospect, he was absolutely based for beefing with the Black Keys guys after the whole cheating scandal thing came out).

No. 311085

File: 1675307761328.jpeg (47.59 KB, 900x750, EpIm2OLXUAAbePU.jpeg)

He would've been okay if it wasn't for those fucking teeth

No. 311086

You're right. I want to take an x-acto knife to his gums. He is pretty nice looking when he's not showing off his toe-teeth though, IMO.

No. 311097

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I love his voice, I love his gay Hawaiian shirts, I love his lips, I love the way he mispronounces extremely basic words, I love his stupid font choices, I love his eyebrows, I love his uncritical videos regurgitating bullshit, I love how defensive he gets when something he's discussing shit talks Jesus, I love that he looks like Kalvin Garrah's older brother.

No. 311098

I love him too. He seems like one of the last "good men" on earth.

>Tfw you'll never have a big ol' gun-toting, Christ loving, conspiracy-spittin', blessed hairlinin', goofy jokin' wendigoon husbando

No. 311099

He’s cute and I gladly let him spoil things I was meaning to get around to watching if it means I get to hear him more. Not enough YouTubers with his accent

No. 311110

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AAAHHHHHHHHHH I’ve thought he was cute and funny since I found him but the alt styling broke me

No. 311137

ive been getting into his videos too recently. i appreciate that he stands by his christian values even in the face of twitter and wokies. also hot men holding guns activates my monke brain hhhhh

does he have a gf? i think he does right?

No. 311142

He's fat like a pig so I doubt he does. He will be burning in hell for all of eternity for it and being a Bible thumper can't save him.

No. 311143

Oh shit I saw him play live in like 2007 kek. It was amazing

No. 311145

Rattle rattle

No. 311146

NTA but disliking fat men isn't an ana-chan thing kek. The majority of women (rightfully) aren't into that.

No. 311147

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I was absolutely obsessed with The White Stripes in high school, I thought they were the perfect band and I loved every one of their songs. Jack was so cute for that short while and now he looks like a literal ghoul. I can't stop thinking about picrel every time I see him kek

No. 311150

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Felix Colgrave looks like a good husband.

No. 311151

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Look at the way Felix looks at his firstborn, fuck. He looks like he's going to make such a good dad.

No. 311152

For those of you who don't know him, Felix is an artist who makes things like this video.

No. 311154

He looks like a pedophile

No. 311155

Sperging out about someone with BMI above 24 burning in eternal hellfire is tho

No. 311156

>Look at the way Felix looks at his firstborn
He's not even looking at him..
that sounded like a joke/hyperbole to me. men have no excuse for being fat regardless

No. 311158

Imagine sperging about chubby chaser women in the ugly man attraction thread kek

No. 311159

? I don't think anyone was sperging. Nonas joke about Mike and Null being fat all the time, it's nothing new.

No. 311167

nta but KEK this is seriously the funniest most unexpected response i'm creased

No. 311175

Dead eyes
It's that he's fat

No. 311185

Lol, he does. If I remember correctly, he even let her take over in a conspiracy iceberg video because that topic was her specialty. She's a plain jane but I'm happy for her.

No. 311186

Nakey Jakey, a YouTube goofball who makes very strange and depressing music

No. 311187

File: 1675394477494.gif (2.04 MB, 480x270, nakeyjakey-gus-johnson.gif)

More Jakey, nerdy dancing dum dum

No. 311207

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Was watching this movie "Klute" for a laugh, wasn't expecting Roy Scheider to be playing anything amazing in it (it was early in his career), but the son of a bitch was hot, even as a Scarface-knockoff pimp. Now I need to go find a high-res version of this movie.

No. 311208

Fuck why did you have to say that. I guess I do have a type.

No. 311217

File: 1675409197853.jpeg (28.8 KB, 650x488, Saul_Goodman.jpeg)

Recently got hooked into watching Breaking Bad and half way through of season 2. Haven't seen Better Call Saul yet but man I'm starting to find him strangely attractive. Maybe it's because he reminds me so much of my husbando from the personality and suit. Idk dude's looking kinda old but he's so silly.

No. 311233

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Yes he’s a rat man and yes I’m attracted to him

No. 311264

Had no clue that was him in Klute. Btw what did you think of it? I wish it was more detective work and less boring romance but what can you do.

No. 311268

Ah, actually I paused it at that scene 'cause it was 1 am and I had to go the fuck to bed, kek. Haven't finished it yet but I hate that Fonda just ends up sleeping with Klute anyway (although I love how she more or less manhandles him in his sleep, that was kinda hot). I will report back when I finish it!

No. 311284

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RLM fags & Zach fags… lets rejoice in this beautiful unison. This so fucking crazy kek, I believe we manifested this
>inb4 Zach looks like he's made of wax & has fugly rat eyes

No. 311289

Finished Klute, the ending sucked. I wish they hadn't picked the garment factory as the final location (though it was eerie). Also I wish Roy and Donald Sutherland's fight had been a bit better staged and shot, the close-ups and jump cuts didn't make it any better. Klute the character was kinda dull, except for when he compliments her acting and when he fights Frank.

No. 311295

mike has hit the point where he just looks like a grandpa now. sad!

No. 311296

enough slander nonna, its just an unflattering picture

No. 311306

KEK Zach looks like he's made of wax & has fugly rat eyes– oh… nevermind.

No. 311307

He appears to have at least 8 ounces of blood in his body in this photo. Good for him.

No. 311341

He looks like a younger Super Hans

No. 311359

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No. 311364

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You shut the fuck up, that "Zach" thing is the most horrific ugly abomination I have ever seen, he looks like a science experiment gone wrong and he should go live in a fucking bell tower. We are NOT comrades.

No. 311376

This is it nonnies. The guys you been simping for looks literally like every contractor in the Chicagoland area

No. 311381

ma'am this is the ugly man thread. all your men are the same kek.

No. 311383

99% sure he's the one responsible for giving me a vomit fetish back in the day and I hate myself for it
maxmoefoe definitely giving big dick energy tho, tbh I totally agree
that and Aussie accents turn me on

No. 311391

No that Zach guy is on another level of ugly. I want a general horny posting but there’s too many off shoot threads already.

No. 311392

File: 1675516336239.gif (598.75 KB, 480x268, C9FBD956-BB35-4867-997B-7D9192…)

I haven’t hit up this new thread but I’m back w another one and I’m honestly…idek nonnas. I had the biggest crush on Steve Lemme AS MAC in Super Troopers since the first time I saw it as a teen (idk what is wrong w me). Now I watch Tacoma FD even tho it’s boomer dad tier TruTv garbage just bc he’s on it w basically the same look only older and I like it even more. Forgive me kek

No. 311393

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He has really good flirt vibes tbh

No. 311395

he's not MY president

No. 311397

File: 1675524608605.jpg (25.61 KB, 500x262, JVPNEX4j9ZNELXOdGC7N_ayAyWPQvL…)

Nonna I feel you. I love his humor and delivery, plus I do find him very attractive. Thank you for bringing to my attention he's in a new show. Bless.

No. 311399

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>looks literally like every contractor in the Chicagoland area
Fuckin spot on

No. 311408

File: 1675536491735.jpeg (72.16 KB, 1280x720, 82BB780B-44F7-4426-AA07-F589D3…)

This warms my heart kek I’m always so afraid to post in here but there’s always at least one nonna who gets it re any of my UA’s. The show has some moments of humor but it’s really just something I thirst watch lmao his character is charmingly douchey (Eddie Penisi lmao) bc he’s just got charisma and Italian-American south side of Chicago dad energy sigh

No. 311419

I love Zach but why does his eyes look like that?

No. 311421

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what the fuck anon

No. 311422

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No. 311437

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Valentine's day is coming up anons. How do you think our lad Morrissey likes to celebrate?

No. 311441

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No. 311443

Drinking wine, crying to old pics of him and Marr and probably jerking himself off to sleep.

No. 311447

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Well… okay!

No. 311449

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tbh I hope he gets some dick. He's undoubtedly a bit of a miserable bastard but so many British men over the age of about 40 are.

No. 311472

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need a gothic vampire looking welshman. He’s held up pretty well too

No. 311496

You think he shouts "Oh Johnny!" when busting a nut?

No. 311560

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I don't know about in recent years, but he definitely did at some point in the past. Possibly while Johnny himself was present or at least nearby.

No. 311567

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Young Cab Calloway was pretty cute

No. 311593

I kept the Mac bulletproof cup pic saved to my phone for a long time kek. Top tier choice, would totally ride that mustache.

No. 311596

Welcome to the club, nonna. There's several of us here who have expressed our Saul lust kek.

No. 311605

If you are crushing on Saul give Mr. Show clips a shot, Bob Odenkirk is such a cutie and I love watching him both as his younger and current self!

No. 311621

File: 1675672168237.jpg (111.9 KB, 883x877, bobb.jpg)

Saul Supremacy! You will fall more deeply in love with him if you watch Better Call Saul.

No. 311650

good taste

No. 311653

There’s something about men who were mostly, or only, in black and white stuff that really does it for me. Added appeal.

No. 311675

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genuinely surprised he didn't get disappeared. needless to say, would.

No. 311680

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the daft punk lads.. very cute

No. 311693

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I went a couple years without thinking about him at all, now the last week I absolutely can not think about anything else

No. 311696

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Too bad they smashed into the wall. I wonder how many robophiles they awakened with those helmets considering I too am one of them

No. 311705

Im here with you nonnie

No. 311719

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deep sigh.
there's also more pics of him where he's wearing a wig and makeup and it makes him pretty much indistinguishable from your average TIM but… god. he's either bi, confident in his masculinity, or very very into degradation. i can't figure him out. but I know i would love to see him all flustered wearing skimpy women's underwear :-(

No. 311721

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gesa outsold. also isn't one of them like a sex fiend/borderline pedo? it's the uglier one i think.
that's fucking rough lmao jesus

No. 311722

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The virgin TIF Jesse Pinkman fangirl vs the Stacy Jimmy McGill Appreciator

No. 311723

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but hey, thomas and joel have matching hairlines, so there's something

No. 311724

that right picture isn't Guy-man nona, that's a random dude at a gas station that the paparazzi thought was Guy-man, LMAO. Thomas definitely aged like sour milk though. I haven't seen any recent pics of Guy-man, he's pretty elusive. There's definitely more recent pics of Thomas, last time I checked.

No. 311725

samefag, I meant there's more recent pictures of Thomas than there are of Guy-man.

No. 311738

I'm not even into older men but he's so cute in better call saul please I need him

No. 311749

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I don’t care what anyone says. Younger Danny Trejo was cute.

No. 311752

Fair enough, at least we agree that Thomas did age tragically. Maybe there is hope for Guy-Man then.
Wait what? Anyone can elaborate?

No. 311754

Daft Punk and French house artists in general are probably the most French looking dudes I've ever seen. Much like many IDM artists are the most British looking dudes I've ever seen. IDK how to explain it but for some reason they're really fucking obvious, even more so than the average population.

No. 311755

I have had a crush on him for ten years

No. 311756

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This is the most recent Guy-Man photo that I’m aware of and it’s unfortunately not very promising.

No. 311758

And it’ll only get worse because neither of them have hit 50 yet. Men truly age like milk.

No. 311760

ryan ross, my beloved.

No. 311792

Oddly enough I feel like you and Spinellanon would get on very well.

No. 311793

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Good taste, Sergei was very cute. I'm actually looking into other films featuring him, do you recommend any nonna?

No. 311795

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I’m here too. He was so cute in freaks and geeks

No. 311796

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he's just getting better and better as time goes on, im glad im obsessed again

No. 311798

He looks better without the facial hair to me, but that’s just my preference. I don’t like beards on men in general . But he’s got such beautiful eyes, I can look past the beard.

No. 311827

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god, he's turning into fucking Daftworld, how tragic

No. 311832

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Nonas if you could pair up any 2 (or more) men frequently posted in these threads, who would it be and why? Personally I'd love to witness the drama and hilarity of a Morrissey/Thom Yorke relationship. I'm not a proper fujo btw, just autistic and bored

No. 311838

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Roy and Joe of course

No. 311843

Are you nonnas excited for the new season of Party Down?? I def am not sad to see more of him again.

No. 311847

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Yes nonna I am not a huge fan of the facial hair style he has in this new season, but I am so glad to watch it anyway and I really love him as Roman

No. 311848

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Hahahaha come on anon what are you talkin' abo-

No. 311885

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He's attractive to me

No. 311887

Oh yeah! Roman was hilarious. I loved that theatre episode where he got drunk with the actors and the one where he pretended to be the rock star. And the one with George Takei.

No. 311889

Sadly, there are not many since he died so young, but you should see Est-Ouest and War from 2002. To me everything is worth watching if it means he appears for a minute.

No. 311956

what's unconventional about shameless actor man? i keep seeing him everywhere and most people seem into him

No. 311960

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I just dragged my sorry ass through a nearly 3 hour movie just to find my crush in a very early role. He shows up 15 minutes before the end of the movie. There isn't even a close-up of him, which is a shame 'cause he's wearing thick glasses and I would've killed to see that.

No. 311983

Oh, I know this. Also when my crush dies in the first ten minutes of the movie. And when I force myself to watch a really bad movie just for him, I feel embarrassed by my life choices….

No. 311985

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Hear me out

No. 311986

YEAH that happened to me too!! Watching a pretty good movie, crush is in it, he fights a dude, meets up with the main character, they bond, then he meets up with the secret villain and BAM– instantly dead. And I have another hour of movie to go. And the ending wasn't even worth it. Also don't feel embarrassed, it's cool digging up stuff and finding your crush in his early career!

No. 311992

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I get it nonna

No. 312041

what the fuck is this, his design is so awful

No. 312044

No I don't think we will

No. 312045

File: 1675961129280.gif (2.95 MB, 445x253, Tumblr_l_1022978814687356.gif)

Raimisexual anon is back with the following message:
These two.
End of the message.

No. 312054

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No. 312068

He’s the villain in the new Puss In Boots movie. You have to see it to understand the sex appeal

No. 312072

Every time I see this guy I think of anon saying Nemu would fuck him

No. 312074

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I want to fuck the mascot from Newman's Own

No. 312076

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It's his smug dominant bad boy attitude that makes him fuckable. If he just lost some weight he would be a 10/10. You really have to watch the movie, nonna.

No. 312082

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So… Paul Newman?

No. 312086

Now I know I can't watch this movie because this thing looks like the sort of god awful character I could develop a sexual fixation on so I'd rather abstain than give in to this humilliation
I wanted to fuck Roy Scheider so bad when I was 10 because of the Jaws movie…

No. 312093

100% would be a nemu husbanfo. You hear that anons? You have the same taste as fucking nemu.

No. 312102

all i see here is boris johnson

No. 312108

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AYRT, nice to meet another Roy fan! Idk if it was intentional but Steven Spielberg really made him ridiculously handsome. And I don't think the production team had to try hard, he's got a great face.

No. 312112

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I could have saved him. When will the TRA movement stop stealing impressionable liberal gay cuties? accidentally posted in the wrong thread before oops

No. 312117

There was no saving him. If you can find the video to his old ass song Bad Day All Week you'll see what I mean kek they tried to scrub it but surely it's still floating around.

No. 312122

>13 days later
Buster sisters…

No. 312133

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He’s so adorable

No. 312138

Another Roy fan here. I would have done terrible things to him.

No. 312144

Oh my I forgot, will do, i still want to live lol

No. 312145

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Always wanted to fuck a Peter from Hereditary. I have a huge thing for brown/tan sad looking guys. Alex Wolff is not the best looking example of my preference, but something about him and that character made me crush.

No. 312146

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Yeeeeesh. Also wtf is up with that guy's face? What's with all the scars?

No. 312167

This is causing rage to boil up inside of me.

No. 312173

Same and I can't tell if it's just another self-post

No. 312183

Does Casey Frey bother to selfpost on lolcow?

No. 312186

Please elaborate! Why do you think he would self post here that’s so funny

No. 312188

Casey Frey is a relatively well-known internet funny guy tf would he selfpost on a female-centered imageboard.

No. 312190

nta but i've never heard of this guy either kek. looks like some random neckbeard.

No. 312239

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Jens Kidman is my husbando. I like to believe this his coom face

No. 312240

You have good taste in more ways than one but there's nothing unconventional about wanting to fuck Paul Newman.

No. 312244

no clue why he has scars but Daftworld is a weird sweaty French sperg with a wife and kids that has an autistic fixation on Daft Punk. he's gone out of his way to go find Thomas and Guy-man and take pictures with them. he was also known for taking other people's Daft Punk stuff and reposting it with his own logo on it, it made other fans really mad kek. he was a general nuisance to the fanbase and really fucking creepy towards Daft Punk themselves.

No. 312254

This character appears to have been designed specifically for Nemu.

No. 312421

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Fuck it, if there's anyone still interested in putting together a movie night send an email and we can commiserate.

No. 312432

None of those anons but is there a reason the regular movie room can't be used? Seems like there's more open days for anyone to use now going by what the movie room mod said since less people were attending.

No. 312440

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Different anon but for me it was the crazy terrorist guy from Sorcerer

No. 312449

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AMIDOU! I gotta admit, I'd never even heard of him until I saw Sorcerer. He was cool, though, my favorite scene with him (aside from the tree-clearing one) was when he finds the body of the other guy who was supposed to drive the truck and then he advances towards the assassin guy and flicks out the switchblade. What a badass.

No. 312518

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No. 312523

Oh Dios, nononono

No. 312531

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thanks for stepping up nonnie, I sent you an email.

No. 312545

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Sorry Buster nonnie I lost that email but here's another fresh one that I won't lose

No. 312765

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I would've let them run a train on me

No. 312779

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You're cool, nonners.

No. 312796

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Only Ad-rock was cute imo

No. 312813

I have a feeling they were all packing

No. 312814

Jewish boys always have big dicks

No. 312822

Oh he was but the other two get a pass for ~personality~

No. 312834

No. 312841

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No. 312844

TIL Danny Elfman is Jewish

No. 312850

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'Tis true, he's Jew. He most likely isn't a practicing one, though.

No. 312895

I literally had this printed out and stuck on my wall as a teen, I almost feel like I'm hallucinating after seeing it again after all these years
t. millennial anon

No. 312954

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Just letting busternon know I sent another email

No. 312984

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I'm in love with the fat man. I've never been into to chubby guys before so my attraction to Mike is so out of left field for me

No. 312988

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Last night I had the most insane feral sex dream about Christoph Waltz where he gave me the absolute business. I've barely seen any of his work but I woke up with my head spinning because it felt so real. Does anyone have any recommendations for movies where he's sexy? The stranger/slimier/spookier/more offputting his character the better. The only thing I've seen him in is Inglorious Basterds and my great grandpa who died in the Pacific Theatre will haunt me for all eternity if I fantasize about a Nazi.

No. 313012

I love him, I think he's so handsome

No. 313016

I am ashamed to admit that Christoph Waltz as Hans Landa helped to give me a huge nazi fetish.

No. 313032

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fuck you i've been manifesting that to happen to me for years (jk)
Anyways your great granddad is not watching you from the skies when you flick your bean, he's probably jealous you're alive. I watched Tristan and Isolde but even though he's in it, I couldn't actually watch it, hated it - he's quite young in that one, jsyk. I watched him in a crappy German movie called Lapis Lazuli, he plays the role of a doting father so you might not be into it, but i loved it and he looked peak. He was great in Django but also it's really not a villain role, just one that gives off big dick energy. Watched Herr Lehman for literally a 2-minute long role and he delivered.
I think you'd have much more success in watching his german, non-hollywood roles. Germans love that dark, twisted shit.

No. 313043

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i'd fuck tomato gaming so fucking hard i don't give a shit.

No. 313044

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he's a real irredeemable piece of shit in "Big Eyes"

No. 313047

I hope you won't hate me, nonna, but you have to watch this video.

No. 313068

File: 1676592764785.png (1.16 MB, 1280x720, werster.png)

Could go under men I'm ashamed I want to fuck and/or nerd posting too but I don't think even by nerd standards Werster would be considered particularly attractive. If I had the chance to fuck him though I'd take it, he has this haughtiness that makes me want to bully him. Haughty nerds deserve sexual bullying.
I'll take my shaming now, I know I deserve it.

No. 313086

Tristan and Isolde was peak Christoph Waltz

No. 313132

nta but this is fucking gold, you can even see him cringing in his eyes.

No. 313152

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I've always made fun of this troglodyte but one day I woke up and did a 180. I'm so mad at myself rn

No. 313154

Liam Gallagher has a unique ability to look like a neanderthal in some pics and an angel in another.

No. 313165

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can't really bring myself to call christoph an unconventional attraction… but I guess he does play villains a lot?

No. 313212

I keep my love for them quiet IRL but god yes they were hot, especially Ad Rock. He was magnetic as fuck. Vidrel. I cried in the bathroom at school when it was announced that Yauch died. They aged as you would expect Jewish men to but Mike D still has the exact same voice so his podcast is nice to listen too.

No. 313230

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That's kinda weird how he looks like Gene Hackman and we have a Gene hackman anon running around here.

No. 313240

mike sisters we are eating today

No. 313241

File: 1676700199387.jpg (57.16 KB, 653x871, nope (2022).jpg)

I really love Daniel Kaluuya

No. 313242

Stoklasa? Because his hairline states otherwise

No. 313243

File: 1676700239487.jpg (206.59 KB, 1312x1640, Daniel Kaluuya - Vanity Fair A…)

My man.

No. 313247

oh my god

No. 313248

fucking kek nona I literally almost posted this and then thought against it because it wasn't as funny as I remembered lmaoooooo

No. 313261

File: 1676711495880.png (366.93 KB, 955x628, horst fangirls.png)

based. mine is horst wessel. too bad he was in a loving relationship.

No. 313269

fugly chinlet

No. 313270

File: 1676722501508.jpg (151.31 KB, 720x1122, Tumblr_l_1322861252907672.jpg)

Aaah, Elfman nonnies are back and so am I. Happy to see him being posted again.

No. 313284

>Haughty nerds deserve sexual bullying.
Finally, someone with common sense. I'm so sick of the nerd thread lately being full of posts about wanting to be raped by an evil IRL nerd daddy or some shit like that.
And don't worry nonny, you can post this kind of nerd in the nerd thread, they don't have to be conventionally attractive either (I mean that's one of the reasons the thread was made). Plus, he's a speedrunner, it doesn't get nerdier than that.

No. 313324

File: 1676758341712.jpg (101.94 KB, 980x700, Eraserhead.jpg)

Henry from Eraserhead. It's just a combination of things, like how he always wears a suit, his big fluffy hair, how anxious and sombre he is all the time. Those traits always tend to attract me

No. 313346

Why tf do we have so many anons openly lusting for literal nazis. Makes me wonder how big of a proportion of this site are weird polfags that just keep it on the down low. unsettling.

No. 313348

i'm assuming it's because of the uniforms, hopefully

No. 313359


Female nazis too lmao

No. 313365

I swear to christ his room was next to mine in this hotel during Twitch-Con. I heard his voice coming down the hallway and I was like, "Hang the fuck on, I recognize that tone." Never saw him, though.

No. 313373

weren't sealchan and a couple other users revealed to be /pol/fags

some users on this site just scream /pol/fag and given some of the overlap with 4ch it was inevitable. they annoy the hell out of me but what can we do about them

No. 313380

I remember like a year or two ago in one of these threads a bunch of anons were simping over that youtuber E;R too, who's both an obvious /pol/tard and a coomer weeb. No one even knows what his face looks like yet they still loved him anyway for some reason.

No. 313399

no offense but he looks nothing like gene hackman

No. 313428

File: 1676829532267.jpeg (100.62 KB, 884x1178, 229889A1-0B8F-4216-B0B9-E64551…)

Hunter Biden. I know he doesn’t look like this now. The drugs and alcohol have worn him down. I’m embarrassed to say the least.

No. 313452

He's a pedophile.

No. 313476

Didn’t know that. Thanks for the info.

No. 313483

Was he the one that had sex with his underage niece?

No. 313518

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Absolutely immaculate taste nonas
It's Pedro Pascal for me

No. 313526

girl it’s unconventional attractions thread what does this accomplish. i’m sure she wants to fuck him not his morals

No. 313548

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Not true and also Pedro suffers from chronic brainrot. I wish certified cutie Jared Harris had been cast in TLOU instead of him.

No. 313645

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i was gonna say at least he was cute in y tu mama tambien but then i realized i was thinking of diego luna. lmao. pedro pascal is yet another ugly moid du jour being shilled as attractive, him and oscar isaac both. idk what it is about these busted latino manlets that the girlies love so much.

No. 313647

The guy on right looks like a real version of Adachi

No. 313661

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I used to know the most logged on kind of idiot (think demigirl twitterfag etc) who was obsessed with Pedro and would have probably eaten the shit straight from his asshole if she could have. So while I don't think he's ugly or anything, definitely not unconventional though, he's not a celebrity I really like kek. Also got confused for a minute and now I'm just imagining Jared and Stellan Skarsgård starring in some weird aged up European Y Tu Mama Tambien

No. 313662

>So while I don't think he's ugly or anything, definitely not unconventional though
nta but wait i thought ugly and unconventional meant the same thing here? since this thread is for both. was there actually a difference this whole time

No. 313697

File: 1676967864997.png (662.25 KB, 750x520, 4385EF6B-33D0-44F0-9F91-6CD7DF…)

Sex with Townes Van Zandt

No. 313709

File: 1676974465526.gif (8.42 MB, 540x600, 656611896164859904_2.gif)

yeah i kinda see it (it's the greasiness), but adachi would nawt look this cute lbr.

No. 313719

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I love Eraserhead. If you take a glance at Lynch's life at the time it's pretty clear the film has a large autobiographical component, which makes me assume David himself acted like Henry irl. His haircut even looks like David's signature swoop thingy.
I feel you - I kinda like spooked melancholic guys too lol. Thus began my thirst for an unremarkable-looking white guy from montana who looks like he's always smelling something foul.

No. 313734

He looks like a socially well adjusted Severus Snape, kek.

No. 313738

File: 1676997194526.jpg (26.22 KB, 320x500, f7a058e347be29c9c4af7f29382926…)

Why is Bruce Campbell so fucking hot? I even thought he was hot in Burn Notice. I even like him old with his graying hair. I'm a lost cause.

No. 313744

File: 1677000010253.jpeg (382.58 KB, 719x562, 84E9D4D3-9C18-4695-A330-CA644A…)

he was a mentally ill heroin addict lol

No. 313748

File: 1677001397051.jpg (167.19 KB, 441x526, Tumblr_l_197708319073847.jpg)

Nonna, you totally aren't because Bruce is just, don't know how to describe him properly… But he's very attractive and extremely cool. I love him, don't know how unconventional he is though but I guess his b movie legend and nerd status might make him just that

No. 313767

File: 1677008296478.gif (1.7 MB, 262x356, 097139f66f42fd2200458774a8f492…)

sage for cringe and describing dreams but nonas. last night I had a dream where Mike had a crush on me and he stood behind me and squeezed my waist with his big hands and I came irl

No. 313776

File: 1677012948328.png (3.66 MB, 2006x1452, Bildschirmfoto 2023-02-21 um 2…)

I need an INTERVENTION. this guy was recommended to me on insta because fitness memes and now i am LUSTING after him. besides being 5'7 and way shorter than me, he also lives on another continent and well.. he is a gym bro dude guy. HELP, please shame me

No. 313778

imagine lusting over a gym bro lol you fucking loser, this prick would never look at you, maybe he would bang you then call you a slut by your back. And a fucking MANLET ahaha you're pathetic nonna go read a book instead you fugly

No. 313779

File: 1677013967386.png (101.84 KB, 300x300, 5469eca2-0afd-43f8-9cc9-a3c7c1…)

thank you nonna

No. 313781

File: 1677015392964.jpg (337.57 KB, 1080x1204, IMG_20221217_011209.jpg)


No. 313784

which fucking thread did you get this from lol that's hilarious

I found a video of him being mean to a raccoon, I am cured now

No. 313787

File: 1677017000645.jpg (46.73 KB, 540x304, tumblr_e66ebfa7f87de1a7c894fe5…)

from the screencaps thread, idk what thread it was originally posted in tho
anyway i'm glad u were able to get the help you needed.

No. 313793

nonna this is a fucking incredible post lmao

No. 313839

File: 1677055122068.jpg (58.04 KB, 443x700, 17b1a233a3b2da9a2bc18178827dc9…)

I know this is like a month old but omg this literally made my heart skip. He is insanely cute

Anon I hate you you're so lucky lmao. Sometimes I genuinely can't believe how fucking hot Mike was when he was young. He makes me ache. I can't even hear his voice without getting flustered

No. 313840

This is so beautifully written.

No. 313922

he looks like the type of gymfag who brags about being at the gym for 2 hours every day while most of that time is spent staring at himself in the mirror and making retarded tiktoks. yawn

No. 314007

File: 1677142128424.jpg (Spoiler Image, 206.99 KB, 1087x767, brendan.jpg)

>see a pic of brendan from kvs nowadays
Holy shit dude looks like the evil portrait from ghostbusters
>go back to look at his old pics/vids
>he wasn't even that cute before
Oh. But in my mind's horny eye I used to think he was cute and hot watching the show. I think it's because he was always laughing and joking around and is talented and has a nice smile. I just rewatched that who can put on the best concert episode and he was cute in it so I think he just looks better in motion
Spoilered for old brendan

No. 314013

lol that’s actually an accurate description

No. 314035

File: 1677169506031.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 280.06 KB, 1080x1440, image.jpeg)

I don't care for stand up so I mostly just watch him on taste buds. He's whiny, annoying and has a gross phlegmy voice, but he also likes horror and I find his patheticness a little endearing.

No. 314058

File: 1677191094342.jpg (2.01 MB, 3000x4495, 69829bfc2740a4964f4db6b9cd9c25…)

paging Roilandfag anon, tell us more. Do you like Henry Zebrowski too?

No. 314085

File: 1677215885892.png (638.37 KB, 992x1440, 62FF3E8E-072F-43D3-A291-CB1919…)

too controversial to post in any other thread and a basic bitch choice. i hate his early personas lookswise, but i like the thin white duke SS guard phase. IIRC there’s a nonnie obsessed with him on here, where is she?

No. 314099

File: 1677227219452.jpg (299.3 KB, 1080x1920, (All)-Red-Sails.jpg)

It's not me but I love Bowie to death no matter how "controversial" he is.
The only man who could make any ugly haircut work.

No. 314100

File: 1677229725162.jpg (755.04 KB, 2793x2952, royscheiderscanlonzoomed.jpg)

Work has been such an absolute BITCH this past week and a half, this man is the only thing keeping me sane.

No. 314130

Sauce? Would look it up but I’m skeptical because I’m worried that most of what I look up is gonna be MAGA/Qanon bullshit. If you could point me to any evidence that isn’t that it would be much appreciated.

No. 314131

He raped tween girls btw

No. 314136

Not like any other rock star didn't. Plus are we talking about Lori Maddox? Because I think she's very proud of her experiences with people like Bowie and Jimmy Page

No. 314143

File: 1677249827996.jpg (27.47 KB, 750x542, 163257890.jpg)

well if the victim wanted it i guess that changes everything

No. 314161

The news, anon. It's only been the biggest news story in the last few years.

No. 314184

File: 1677258980009.png (412.83 KB, 1200x635, 21273239-27C7-4847-B32A-F4C997…)

he had a really defined face, which i think helped a lot in pulling off unflattering styles. 76 era is still my fave because of my le nazi guard fetish (shoot me)
i mean i posted him here because there’s potential arguments over every man posted

No. 314185

Yeah, his cocaine era was incredible. Still, I prefer the dilf era especially after marriage to Iman.

No. 314187

>not like any other rock star didn't
>she's very proud of her experiences
are you underage or retarded? i'm honestly baffled by these excuses. yeah the little girl is bad for getting raped by a grown man and liking it (she was a little girl). the poor grown man is obviously not to be held accountable because ummm everyone did it!!!! what's with this literal middle school level mindset? how many other pedophile lovers are in here holy shit what's next epstein and savilleanon are going to come back? bowie was literally a faggot and a child fucker AND he looks like a painted corpse

No. 314190

this is unconventional attractions anon, i agree that response was stupid but savileanon got medication lol. i just think he’s handsome and talented, not totally moral

No. 314191

I don't understand how a person who doesn't even claim they're a victim can be a victim. Doesn't make any sense.
All those arguments crash over a single statement,but keep being delusional I guess.

No. 314194

File: 1677262039826.jpeg (51.98 KB, 728x1024, 8EB08B24-AF5D-42FC-8842-3EA725…)

stop arguing. anyways i think him and mishima would’ve been the ideal gay couple

No. 314234

File: 1677275015354.gif (1.71 MB, 220x146, tumblr_or90bf1i0m1s0s7b6o6_250…)

ayrt nonna you are based, and I'll share with you I did have the opportunity to meet him at a convention. He is just as charming as you would imagine with a warm personality. I didn't do anything creepy… but I fucking had sex dreams for weeks after. Thank you for sharing your fellow appreciation for this incredible man.

No. 314278

Oh to be American… I envy you!
People tend to say Bruce is intimidating and they're afraid of his jokes. Pussies, I'd love him to roast my ass even if I couldn't parry anything. It would be so cool to meet him..

No. 314283

>The news, anon. It's only been the biggest news story in the last few years.

The biggest news story in the last few years? Even beating out the Russian invasion of Ukraine?

Goddamn, why are Qanon retards on this site? It’s not like they’re known for being female friendly.

No. 314284

That's probably Tuckerchan, she watches Fox News as if it's legitimate and then comes here to share her wisdom with us.

No. 314358

File: 1677396249091.jpg (483.55 KB, 1080x1617, pencil.jpg)

Nik, pro-ana scumbag and heterosexual.

No. 314366

File: 1677397741856.jpg (77.31 KB, 630x1200, MV5BMjE0NzM5MTc5OF5BMl5BanBnXk…)

Dn't know what it is about this bug eyed tall man but i would
MAYBE it's the sheer intensity he brings to his roles
(My first bf also had buggy eyes but he was more like, a somewhat handsomer Buscemi??)

No. 314367

File: 1677397962890.jpg (380.27 KB, 1200x1789, 1660260413158466.jpg)

good choice nonna i think hes so endearing

No. 314371

His dick is like three inches. It’s posted in previous threads kek

No. 314604

So because I told you that a news story about the president's son being a fucking pedophile creep, that makes me a qanon? I don't understand your logic.

No. 314635

File: 1677561689653.jpg (69.27 KB, 450x600, Antonio_Salazar-1.jpg)

Not my proudest affection

No. 314640

I listened to a few interviews of his this week and God he's such an unapologetic snob, I need him to roll his eyes and condescend to me and act compeltely unaffected while he gets me off.
>"ohh nonna, is this really all it takes for you to come undone? I thought a woman like yourself would be able to indulge me with at least some level of intelligent conversation. Not to say that I don't enjoy your company, just that I'm perhaps a little… disappointed."

No. 314686

Again, give me a source that says Hunter Biden is a pedo without it being tainted with Qanon bs. Sage for being irrelevant to the overall discussion.

No. 314704

File: 1677612302603.jpg (72.78 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

he is ugly(this is a flattering picture) but i find him cute and he is silly and funny and shit

finnanons pls tell me he is a decent moid

No. 314715

File: 1677615909805.jpeg (628.26 KB, 750x737, A83D7696-31F5-463B-B18A-1A036C…)

It’s over… he’s engaged.

No. 314719

I'm happy for them. Also, peep that dick outline kek

No. 314720

His Cha cha cha performance was sexy, I like his outfit.

No. 314721

That’s just all Anglo men in general tbh. They’re all nonces.
t. Anglo nona

No. 314729

french men are 100% worse, no contest

No. 314733

nta but my first thought when i watched that was this isn't my thing but i know the nonnies on lolcor definitely will kek

No. 315063

File: 1677824604499.jpg (200.95 KB, 800x911, tumblr_m56o6feE4l1qgpddwo1_128…)

Dear god, please put my boss' head through a brick wall, and give me more dreams about my husbando in the meantime. Amen

No. 315139

File: 1677878304477.jpeg (128.93 KB, 688x1024, 3AB39044-D4AC-4D6C-A277-1FD49E…)


No. 315298

File: 1677967418318.jpg (281.94 KB, 800x716, put the lotion on its skin.jpg)

To truly love Buster Keaton is to accept that his hands looked like this.

No. 315303

it is a stuntman from 1920s so no surprise

No. 315319

File: 1677983590300.gif (1.86 MB, 416x314, weeeeee.gif)

No. 315326

The texture would be killer down there though

No. 315330

hot. i bet his hands feel strong and rough. i wonder if he has any calloused fingers too

No. 315496

File: 1678074040408.png (316.58 KB, 495x566, busternub.PNG)

samefag He was also missing the tip of his right index finger.

No. 315683

File: 1678178372393.jpg (1.69 MB, 3464x3464, Picsart_23-03-07_03-38-23-664.…)

I think it's bc they both remind me of my former high school crush lol

No. 315739

File: 1678206769961.jpg (377.45 KB, 1200x1685, Pedro-Pascal-Through-the-Years…)

To think that nice jawline is now covered in fat and bloated body. Sigh. And his sister is a tranny.
Pascal is 5'10, that's not a manlet. Isaac is a manlet indeed.

No. 315743

File: 1678207034657.jpg (142.71 KB, 576x1000, ef12700303361d5bc68e4eef6de9e7…)

Pedro Pascal is actually one of those people where I feel like he's more handsome as an older man. Young Pedro doesn't do much for me, but GoT Pedro (when he was 39) is peak imo.

No. 315758

File: 1678212801417.jpg (40.8 KB, 500x375, 51EPL6hYFnL._RI_.jpg)

May I introduce nonnas to this crossover

No. 315786

wait what? i thought he had a tim brother not the other way around

No. 315789

ummm excuse me? these two sharing screen time? where is this from?

No. 315791

File: 1678231447805.jpg (173.62 KB, 1280x941, 1676039076.jpg)

Sort of a prequel to TV series "Burn Notice", "The Fall of Sam Axe"

No. 315832

File: 1678267510703.png (960.25 KB, 1341x805, Capture.PNG)

If I had a time machine I would go back to the 70s and be a groupie for Thin Lizzy before they got into heroin. Phil Lynott was so beautiful, I unironically could have fixed him.

No. 315880

File: 1678292636413.png (530.6 KB, 651x816, roytitties.png)

It's International Women's Day and I plan on spending it by ogling my husbando

No. 315891

File: 1678295853501.png (271.56 KB, 446x414, Screenshot 2023-03-08 at 12.09…)

My mom was showing me pics of this guy a few weeks ago and he instantly reminded me of this fish from gaither's pond. Now she's mad at me cause she can't unsee it

No. 316027

Lmaoooo Ive never heard of that but I’ll never stop thinking about this now

No. 316218

File: 1678444986795.jpeg (801.57 KB, 828x818, C86E6B23-7F1B-4AC8-B2CE-244562…)

same here nonna. My dad is a huge UK/Irish rock fan so he’s been my husbando for years. So pissed that the big sex symbols of that era are Bowie and Jagger when Phil was hotter than both of them.

No. 316274

File: 1678471925000.gif (2.35 MB, 343x364, ezgif-3-077934e04f.gif)

nonnies it got worse. im in love with him and i want to put oil on his tits and bite them


No. 316275

Omg which video is this from?

No. 316276

you know what? fupa. if he had a completely different personality and wasn't a wannabe dom.
his whole vibe slightly reminds me of a coworker i used to have. goofy chunky reddit boy. and his face features remind me of my friend who died. i don't know, fupappy is comforting to look at. i wouldn't date a person like that, though.

No. 316277

File: 1678472768199.png (Spoiler Image, 13.48 MB, 3496x4092, horst chillaxin.png)

not into meds personally, but good taste
your mom's a chinlet

No. 316278

he's tiny, like 1,60, half the userbase is taller than this guy

No. 316280

it's from this insta post anon. it's a small part

i know im as tall as him idc if he is a manlet i love him and his bootleg rammstein tattoo and his terrible english

No. 316281

That's amazing, I'd feel like an amazon conquering this hot manlet
Thank you! Mmm tiddies

No. 316304

god i wish that were me

No. 316344

nonnie who is this………

No. 316364

retarded hair and outfit but fuuuck that gif….

No. 316374

File: 1678511812212.jpeg (39.46 KB, 739x415, B880DC3D-1013-4B4D-881F-E4B4B9…)

>I want to lick the sweat off his face

No. 316377

File: 1678515753176.jpeg (24.96 KB, 327x360, 573D999A-BDB5-4098-AB3D-F5222C…)

Basic bitch Steve Buscemi enjoyer over here. That stupid greaser era? So help me…

No. 316378

isn't that the the linus tech tips guy

the retarded hair and outfit is part of the charm and sex appeal

No. 316380

at some angles you can really see why he didn't know he was ugly for so long (assuming that story is true)

No. 316389

File: 1678531327494.jpg (35.14 KB, 712x652, E7pDIwXXEAMA95l.jpg)

that scene where he almost got lynched ughh

No. 316395

Who is this guy and why did he almost get lynched?

No. 316396

Sorry for my late reply, nonna, but life has had me busy elsewhere. Some people would absolutely perceive his jokes and roasting as intimidating, but he's really playful and fun. He didn't get after me hard but did say "Oh wow, yet another fan dressed up like me. How original." while also winking at me… which sent me into palpitations. MF knew what he was doing. I love a sardonic ass and the man is just on another level. After he told me to have a good time at the event I managed to get out "Hail to the King." Earned an eyeroll plus smirk from him, then went on my way. That was like seven years ago and I still fucking dream about it kek.

No. 316399

John murphy from the 100. he got accused of murder and everyone went with it because he’s the designated asshole bully, vidrel. He gets pretty battered in the first season, don’t know about after tho.

No. 316411

Goddamn I envy you even more! But this is such lovely story. I dream to show up at the con dressed like Brisco to see if he'd appreciate it. I bet he would, I know it's one of his favorite roles.

No. 316422

File: 1678550304193.png (2.66 MB, 750x1334, E2FF944F-9EE3-4273-B7A8-DEB46D…)

He is so average and pathetic looking but I’ve been obsessed with him since I first went to a Smidley show six years ago. Anyways last night he bumped into me at another tiny concert and was fatter and bitchier than the last time I saw him in August so I can’t wait to see him dance around like a retard tonight for my amusement. God bless you Conor <3

No. 316711

File: 1678664326995.jpg (192.37 KB, 660x1353, bb.jpg)

It's shameful because he's a gamer and he's French.

No. 316723

File: 1678668157466.gif (482.5 KB, 500x425, rory.gif)

He looks like a bear: dangerous but huggable

No. 316819

File: 1678733800714.jpeg (38.76 KB, 452x720, BC20F1E1-9093-401C-8C3C-E46451…)

I’ve always found Blixa absolutely repulsive, he’s still ugly and bug eyed but watching him just…cooking risotto on German tv was kind of cute and endearing, and his voice is deeper than I thought it would be.

No. 316821

blixa was a very pretty man but fucking him would be like laying on top of a bodybag full of rocks

No. 316831

This is why his wife fed him well, and look at him now

No. 316903

File: 1678815502640.jpg (154.5 KB, 1916x1076, The100_S3_Wanheda_Part_2_Murph…)

Omg anon, I watched this show several years ago and I was a HUGE Murphy simp since the moment I first saw him. Murphy was the highlight of the entire show for me. I wouldn't have kept watching past season 4 if not for him. Murphy and Emori was my favourite ship and I even tried to write a very embarrassing fanfic about them on the Ark after the apocalypse but it was so bad I couldn't even look at it. I feel sorry to my sister for having to tolerate my insanity whenever Murphy came on screen

No. 316905

File: 1678816788164.jpg (90.78 KB, 835x1335, cbdf08a4a0d1f53370e72c6d29caa1…)

I think the guy in this wedding photo is hot. Victorian men were hot.

No. 316976

File: 1678851363035.png (568.76 KB, 1062x1566, Screenshot 2023-03-14 at 8.35.…)

havent fischerfagged in a while

No. 316994

Would you king walk down the aisle with him?

No. 317056

File: 1678918461014.jpg (18.49 KB, 640x427, bade982db65d704d32df2f4af32bf5…)

No. 317092

File: 1678947602944.png (991.99 KB, 1920x1080, dontdoitdude.png)

Spinellanon I can't believe we're gonna fucking watch "Last Embrace"

No. 317167

File: 1678994587266.jpeg (64.01 KB, 630x1200, 9969B62E-C1D0-46DE-ADC6-0C131D…)

this scrawny little virgin, god it would be so hot to tease him and mess up his hair his dedication and oddness is interesting but other than that I do find him quite boring.

No. 317168

is that roy schneider? when I watched jaws I could only think about how cute he was (apart from based captain ahab of course)

No. 317186

File: 1679006307453.png (405.15 KB, 1842x878, Screen Shot 2023-03-16 at 3.38…)

Yeah he's controlling and part of a cult but he's untouchable in that cult and I need some order in my life like yes daddy, pick out all my outfits and meals! Keep me under glass, I don't give a shit.

No. 317201

>yes daddy
go back

No. 317226

File: 1679034795016.png (1.69 MB, 1673x1049, royscheidersorcererswamp.png)

>captain ahab
Now you're just being silly.

No. 317234

Sounds like you need to go back if you can't pick up on sarcasm kek

No. 317278

File: 1679072243707.jpeg (117.84 KB, 943x747, 61374E89-5AB7-4498-9528-295EB0…)

Imagine all the vile illnesses he contracted from that swamp water <3

No. 317294

File: 1679076207832.jpg (20.73 KB, 645x363, 63D9A877-falling-in-reverse-dr…)

This POS got me sweatier than the pleather outfit he's wearing

No. 317338

He's hot as long as he keeps his mouth shut

No. 317347

File: 1679096528391.gif (9.05 MB, 498x490, 3FA460B1-2AB4-41D1-9AA1-6E63B5…)

This obnoxious little jew boy can get it

No. 317348

I second that definitely. His eyes do things for me

No. 317350

Hes so adorable but then you remember how he views wet pussies as diseased… Probably shit in bed, still a qt though

No. 317359

>cooking risotto on german tv

No. 317360

I always thought Nik was so ugly but the more I look at his horse face the cuter he gets


No. 317361

File: 1679100061476.png (94.26 KB, 518x483, Schermafbeelding 2023-03-18 om…)

Sage for samefag but he's so ugly-cute I can't explain it

No. 317393

I know what you mean. I had the same initial thoughts and now I just think he’s handsome.

No. 317402

It’s literally on the quoted post you replied to you dolt, just click that.

No. 317405

File: 1679117321474.jpg (138.46 KB, 1300x952, royscheiderallthatjazz.jpg)

Idk WHAT you're talking about.

No. 317427

Same nonna, his demeanor is so cute too

No. 317462

Come on anon, what a normie hobby and hes extremely attractive, no one would call that unconventional

No. 317511


No. 317542

File: 1679197084819.jpg (302.77 KB, 1639x2048, lost in contemplation.jpg)

I want to see him take Jordan inch by inch, trying his best to take it like a man but not being able to hold back a few small moans

No. 317557

Have you guys seen his “gun shows” where he flexes?

No. 317558

No. 317587

File: 1679227709694.jpg (117.07 KB, 1280x720, himr.jpg)

he's good looking but i think that his content makes it unconventional

i talked to him once and he called me a jailbait

No. 317593

I also have the misfortune of thinking he's cute. I wish he was a normal sane moid, I find him quite boring as a lolcow actually

No. 317603

Ugh FUCK this guy. I also think he’s cute but given the chance I would smash his head in with a rock.

No. 317667

I would fuck him and make him reconsider WAP illnesses shit.

No. 317672

The hate fucking would be crazy. I love his fingers, so long and delicate, it satisfies my hand fetish so much

No. 317679

Who is he?

No. 317685

File: 1679272828764.png (195.92 KB, 712x704, Screen Shot 2023-03-19 at 5.40…)

He radiates thick and uncut vibes

No. 317686

I love him too much

No. 317690

Same. I want to fix him.

No. 317707

He is so nasty, def belongs here, STD ridden loser who fingers his ass for gays on OF

No. 317709

I thought this was in reply to Theo and almost lost my mind

No. 317715

A YouTuber.

No. 317717

File: 1679298294295.gif (9.39 MB, 450x450, scuddish.gif)

>"I like weird"
>gets weirded out and immediately leaves
Wtf was his problem? He made a movie of a couple eaing each other and his room looked like a serial killer's room, even pretended to stab her. Anyway, still would.

No. 317771

That has gotta be my favorite movie ever. I think Jeremy Sisto is pretty conventional though.

No. 317787

File: 1679336101200.jpg (59.39 KB, 564x838, cf7b56efd0d7a1b062aefbbfd15ad2…)

not too unconventional here I have to say, but wouldn't consider Steve-o conventional in general, since what I find appealing is something about being dumb and self distructive. Idk jackass is somehow kinky to me lol, early 2000 chill, young men hurting themselves horribly, running around naked, I miss that raw dumb somehow homoerotic but straight masculinity… am I the only one?

No. 317793

File: 1679337258215.jpg (41.7 KB, 375x612, 4e994f59c421a4662ffc743996807a…)

oh god I want to spank them so bad

No. 317797

File: 1679337648311.jpg (42.22 KB, 868x643, 46795685425.jpg)

He looks like such a sweet harmless old man sometimes, I'd definitely do him

No. 317821

I find it really charming too! Especially the ending. I put him here because I had a feeling anons in the other thread would call him a monkey kek

No. 317857

>especially the ending
Uhhhhhhh did we watch the same movie?

No. 317858

Have you seen him as Henry Plantagenet?

No. 317867

File: 1679366771801.jpg (26.08 KB, 590x354, togan.jpg)

brian cox is vocally "anti cancel culture" or something, right? i can remember him being really disliked by the succession fandom for something like that. he's not hot to me unless it's in the context of shipping. i love matthew macfadyen though, hopefully there'll be some awkward scenes with logan and tom this season with just the right amount of weird dom/sub sexual undertones

No. 317886

No. 317977

He's hot as hell

No. 317986

File: 1679488901105.jpg (43.95 KB, 1200x675, julian7.jpg)

My cute little hare.

No. 318011

File: 1679496467614.jpg (11.83 KB, 246x204, EIIhwvyWkAYwsvy.jpg)

Luv me some rugges Scotsmen. Celtic boys just have something to them. He's also got a nice voice.

No. 318061

Dumb poser faggot

No. 318074

Good taste

No. 318198

What movie is this from? He reminds me so much of a guy I have a crush on irl

No. 318251

File: 1679654339883.png (81.65 KB, 500x584, Roger_Waters.png)

This neanderthal

No. 318258

Soo what's with him now, isn't he super political and love trans rights (among other things) or something. He seems to be a very divisive person nowadays

No. 318261

Used to be a genius dude who looked like an attractive horse (loved him for that). Now he's a mishmash of being a old boring british fart and having political views of a dementia patient.
Sad! Syd Barrett didn't die for that.

No. 318262

Yeah I really do like his facial structure honestly even if he does have a gigachin

No. 318267

He kinda looks like Tuna's Lurch…
Just not as unattractive

No. 318271

Ayrt shit I have no idea, I have only fairly recently started listening to Pink Floyd (I'm a Tangerine Dream fag, okay?) and I don't know the lore or what the surviving members of the band are up to. I just found his young neanderthal face so striking. Big disappointment if he supports tranny bullshit. I know he had some disagreement with the ADL but I think that's cool anyway.

No. 318283

The Wall was truly the beginning of the downfall, not only of Pink Floyd but also of Roger Waters mental health and megalomania. I always preferred Syd more followed by David

No. 318285

Syd's The Pink Floyd is by far my favourite too. But I read his biography, and learned he beat up his gf once, so fuck that guy

No. 318294

File: 1679678873241.jpg (50.73 KB, 926x262, 546354345325.jpg)

AYRT, and yes! He was vocal about how stupid he found the hatred for JKR was, and said that her getting cancelled for something as basic as stating that biology is real was stupid in 2020 I think. Recently he also said this about her in picrel. Just made me like him even more

No. 318303

File: 1679682598243.jpg (59.1 KB, 640x640, saulg.jpg)

I cant lie to myself anymore.

No. 318304

Listen to Yes as far as I know none of them support trannies and they are/were all ugly

No. 318359

File: 1679718671342.jpg (65.79 KB, 466x694, glasses matthew.jpg)

Kek based scotsman Brian. I'd be very surprised if a few of the other main Succession cast members didn't feel the same but just stay quiet about it, especially Matthew and maybe Jeremy Strong.

No. 318371

File: 1679738018733.gif (6.71 MB, 400x600, 52aa594165259d8d4672b8ce8b7f6f…)

Lmao, thanks for recommending, any specific album of them? I've listened Going for the One on acid and it was a wonderful experience.
I post Ralph Fiennes with a fake tan here because I posted him on the attractive thread once and some anon called him haggard.

No. 318447

File: 1679781207332.jpeg (30.29 KB, 640x480, e8d4410b513850239e85b68d51419a…)

to whoever posted sbf in the other thread: i saw that post while i was in the bath 2 nights ago and it awoke something so incredibly carnal within me that the only thing ive been able to think about in the last 48hrs is what he would be like as my boyfriend. i watched 5 hours worth of ftx exposés and formulated an intense maladaptive daydream involving us falling in love in the bahamas and me being heartbroken when he got arrested. i need to be medicated or something jesus christ why

No. 318465


No. 318485

File: 1679804296903.png (907.79 KB, 700x699, sorcerersoundtrack.png)

>Tangerine Dream
Say, didja know they did the soundtrack for the movie "Sorcerer"? Allow me to once again husbandofag and mention it!

No. 318574

File: 1679856234178.jpg (150.63 KB, 719x1280, CK.JPG)

>feel this strongly towards a guy named fucking Cody

Its so humiliating

No. 318582

File: 1679860199445.jpg (133.55 KB, 807x1000, FQZXDyaXMAYTp85.jpg)

i would do anything for a night with him, i'm obsessed, i bet he smells really nice; pray for me anons

No. 318588

don't you have a containment thread

No. 318598

Roy anon? I-is that you? It is I, Gene anon. My life's been a mess for the last couple months.

No. 318599

Roy anon? I-is that you? It is I, Gene anon. My life's been a mess for the last couple months.

No. 318609

anon, pls

No. 318611

File: 1679876301573.jpg (99.91 KB, 454x750, adf22fb5013858cf772ebdd5b6301b…)

I was in love with him when I was 12 and honestly he's still cute as fuck. Deserved better.

No. 318615

File: 1679877369080.jpg (558.4 KB, 1343x2048, royscheiderkettle.jpg)

GENE ANON!!!! Dude! I thought you had vanished!

No. 318617

File: 1679878383149.png (530.98 KB, 1500x1125, tiktok-ceo-shou-zi-chew-1-04cc…)

Tiktok CEO

No. 318621

File: 1679879885312.jpg (329.52 KB, 1280x1598, J_Robert_Oppenheimer_at_the_Gu…)

alright autism really spoke on my behalf on this one but ever since i learned about j. robert oppenheimer in high school i've had a deranged crush on him

i love a tortured man who understands the gravity of what he has wrought upon the world and has a grim quote lined up for the occasion

No. 318622

he microwaved a hamster nona. typical sociopathic moid. he also definitely stunk and his face isn't even cute. get better taste in metalhead scrotes.
i have to admit he was an interesting person though.

No. 318623

File: 1679880511195.gif (672.2 KB, 500x279, deanie o'beanie.gif)

same anon, i simply have more husbandos to share

this one is arguably somehow more niche but i am lowkey in love with daniel o'brien, he used to work for cracked.com and now he writes for last week tonight and has a podcast and he's just petite and neurotic and very funny and his favorite band is ben folds five which is very cute to me for some reason

i'm really trying to pace myself with these weird men nonas, forgive me if i'm a little overenthusiastic

No. 318628

It's a childhood crush nonna, calm down lol. He was a shitheel but I don't expect much better from someone who suffered that much in his life, I feel pretty bad for him. No one in their right mind does shit like that. His behavior was certainly something but it's the unconventional attractions thread after all.

No. 318630

File: 1679881884045.jpeg (19.06 KB, 400x457, jo_jewell_2.jpeg)

I found this man months ago when doing research for something. I'm kinda think he's gay based off of a youtube conference I found of him where he spoke. truly a tragedy, not to mention that he lives on another continent and has aged.

No. 318632

File: 1679881993722.png (71.06 KB, 741x417, jo jewell.png)

pic rel is from an article he's in, I'm not crazy I just think he has a nice look about him. https://globalfoodresearchprogram.org/whats-in-our-food-a-guide-to-introducing-effective-front-of-package-nutrient-labels/

No. 318633

File: 1679882277520.png (407.83 KB, 1920x1080, bdg.png)

lmao i'm not all that embarrassed at this point in my life, i think it's pretty funny now. young me was def not thinking about it in terms of "would this be a good life partner" and much more in terms of "he's so tall, god look at him with that cigarette" lmao

last strange man for tonight, though i feel like brian david gilbert is generally considered nerd hot

No. 318634

what a slut, gotta love him

No. 318635

sorry but this looks like a troon

No. 318637

>moralfagging in /g/
Kek nonna I remembered a childhood crush, relax

No. 318639

lmao how does a man in a suit look like a troon? unless you mean a TiF in which case i can kinda see what you mean, he does look like he could have frog voice kek

i didn't think i was moralfagging lol, i'm not saying that young me was in the wrong for not having a realistic idea of this elderly scientist. you seem to think i am very riled up about this when i just think it's particularly silly especially juxtaposed with the other crushes i had in high school on like, pete wentz and brendon urie kek

No. 318642

i know this is the thread where it’s ok to share our shameful attractions, I have some embarrassing and morally questionable ones too. I’m not one of those retards who moralfags about the ethics of listening to black metal. But you said “he deserved better” when he was a known animal torturer kek. He got exactly what he deserved and longed for his whole life, his brains blown out.

No. 318644

Every time I see this haircut on a guy I can't help but think, "He's gonna go bald in 2 years."

No. 318645

File: 1679884926484.jpg (69.72 KB, 533x400, 6a01053653b3c7970b02af148548d1…)

I think I posted in the bunker CC thread about Harpo Marx, so I'm doing it again here. Wish I could have spent one evening with him on a lovely date. Before he met his wonderful wife of course I would die if guilt if I broke them up kek.

No. 318658

All things considered, Cody seems just like a normal guy

No. 318663

File: 1679894667404.jpeg (112.12 KB, 684x958, CC423BFF-A8CB-4676-8E24-F5911B…)

I'd give anything to be used by them.

No. 318675

i was thinking about posting noel miller but decided that he was hot enough that he didn't deserve to be in this thread lmao, but cody seems like a nice dude. his gf is really cute and their content together is fun, and sometimes there's something to be said for just a normal guy being a dude ykwim?

omg i was just looking for a good pic of them for this thread, god bless you nona
my fave matt stone look is his interview in bowling for columbine where he's wearing these reflective wraparound shades and talking about how probably eric and dylan got bullied kek

No. 318701

damn nona are you me kek

No. 318725

sigh. they used to be cute
> was just looking for a good pic of them for this thread, god bless you nona
have been waiting for someone to post them lol so i too am grateful for anon who posted them>>318663

No. 318733

Matt still looks good for a fiftysomething year old imo. Trey is the one who looks like shit.

No. 318749

File: 1679952568341.png (441.54 KB, 1280x670, hnnng.png)

where is my quietly handsome lanky nerd??

No. 318750

File: 1679953080479.jpg (80.23 KB, 1280x718, MV5BODE0ZjlhMDgtMTkxYy00ZWQ4LW…)

what a deep cut! thank you for reminding me of his existence, based d.o.b. enjoyer. agents of cracked was a choice unconventional husbando mine tbh

No. 318783

File: 1679969134484.jpeg (10.05 KB, 772x434, doug_liman.jpeg)

I can't even explain my horiness anymore when men like this turn me on

No. 318813

I wish I could be attracted to toothless geriatric pirates, life would be much easier

No. 318818

File: 1679994924685.jpeg (24.29 KB, 678x452, 501B4C5F-CBE3-48AD-ABD3-FACE08…)

Only posting here because he’s a hairy manlet but I still haven’t recovered from season 1 of The Great.

No. 318828

File: 1680007665072.jpg (52.51 KB, 394x418, cutie patootie.jpg)

MY LITTLE RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 318856

File: 1680026644317.jpg (354.66 KB, 1538x2048, E2V0mDOWUAIs1CB.jpg)

He's hot, I don't know what it is but I've always found him super attractive. I have both BPD and autism and that really resonates with me and probably why I'm genuinely attracted to him. I always felt autistic men were cute and with a little bit of hygiene and social skills he'd be absolutely perfect. We could both indulge in our autistic obsessions together and support each other while we're at it. He's always had potential, just took the wrong path.

No. 318858

Love yourself, nonna. He cannot be fixed.

No. 318859

No. 318862

This has to be a troll post.
It has to be…

No. 318867

File: 1680032064553.jpeg (56.87 KB, 1175x748, 786FAADE-53B2-4618-93F9-1F20B4…)

HOW did he somehow get even more sickly looking. My porcelain prince let me save you.

No. 318869

He never eats a single vegetable. That's also why all of his teeth are rotting out of his skull. You can fix him Nonna.

No. 318871

File: 1680033558843.png (363.55 KB, 1324x1060, Bildschirmfoto 2023-03-28 um 2…)

I don't know if it is unconventional, but everyone looks weird at me when I say I want Macron to violently dick me down.

No. 318872

File: 1680033568115.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.16 MB, 319x219, download.gif)

We can go on double dates together

No. 318877

File: 1680038472172.jpeg (135.63 KB, 1931x1150, D60D109D-D97C-4803-84BC-72D1D0…)

>you can fix him
I WILL. for every vegetable he eats he gets 5 minutes with his silly little radio. He does exercise and he gets to wear his silly little suits.

No. 318878

Remember to make him brush his teeth too!

No. 318881

File: 1680041431289.jpeg (141.59 KB, 1936x1148, AAAC3E56-18A7-44F7-91E2-0AE394…)

Of course!

No. 318889

File: 1680046909645.jpeg (142.07 KB, 1179x1328, 68F077A5-5640-4258-B7E1-32C3B6…)

This Andrew Tate lookin ass mofo who reviews soap bars on YouTube

No. 318897

Damn, if you told him you loved him then he wouldn't have persued his mother to complete his love quest. But seriously though, he is some how worse then that dead eyed moid who killed three people from the other threads. You know his breathe STINKS.

No. 318898

Doesn't he only fuck grandmas though?

No. 318901

>He's always had potential
T-to do what???

No. 318902

That just made him sexier to me because he does look like that

No. 318906

File: 1680060209523.png (215.12 KB, 664x890, Screen Shot 2023-03-28 at 8.22…)

I miss his show on Vice. He was very sweet. Was also patient with the random freaks he came across when he didn't have to be.

No. 318910

File: 1680065055390.jpg (47.98 KB, 640x480, 266.jpg)

I kinda see it…? I mean even if he slimmed down and took care of himself, he'd be mostly okay and his uniqueness as an autistic guy will be what's doing the heavy work.

No. 318938

I mean, I can see him finding a gf if he only looked after low functioning autistic women as he is pretty low functioning himself. His biggest mistake was seeking awkward but otherwise normal Beckys.

No. 318940

Sure about that being his biggest mistake there nonnie?

No. 318963

Who is this

No. 319051

Rick McCrank

No. 319206

File: 1680217409907.jpg (148.44 KB, 1080x1080, Twitter.jpg)


No. 319207

His voice and the way he talks are ovary-shrivelling

No. 319247

File: 1680238748092.png (474.22 KB, 570x712, cfebfea63e10821da798d43a3aceaa…)

I love him and his silly recessed jaw

No. 319249

he looks like a gijinka of a linty belly button.

No. 319250

where's his rat?

No. 319253

I feel like I've seen him in every 70's French film

No. 319259

File: 1680247126547.png (41.8 KB, 238x283, a12cd53ce4660617b4ea78a2fa1808…)

idk man hes funny

No. 319260

His arms are so good man. What makes them so attractive? It's not like he's especially huge or ripped but I never get distracted by huge ripped men's arms like I do with his.

No. 319261

I can't believe there are two kvs posts itt this website is demented. Also why is kvs so poppin lately the drama is so funny especially with kenny and gavin mcinnes they are both too old to be actin that way

No. 319335

what's the deets on this guy, what'd he do

No. 319356

kenny is objectively attractive honestly, those pics when he was young oh god… <3

No. 319360

File: 1680285491837.webm (3.63 MB, 720x1280, sexy tiny moid-said by a nonni…)

came back to kaarijafag

No. 319388

Katson kunnioittavasti

No. 319440

Beautiful. Mitchell and Webb doesn't make me laugh but I'll watch it for Robert anyway.

No. 319475

File: 1680332768334.jpg (655.56 KB, 1710x2560, The_Bear_101_20210708_0405-sca…)

I noticed his arms too anon! I think part of it is that he is actually pretty stronk, but dresses like a cute normie and not a sweaty gymbro

No. 319477

File: 1680332870537.jpeg (53.9 KB, 381x595, 1FAB673A-B381-4EA8-9220-BF4ADB…)

No. 319529

Damn, again late, love that pic of Roy, lol

No. 319546

File: 1680385149935.png (323.19 KB, 1334x750, 5D9B4F94-0213-48E0-A107-E2C580…)

I didn’t know why he had popped back into my head after not watching his videos for years, but I think it was all those Buster Keaton posts. I guess the old timey clothes reminded me of John (and now I also love Buster).

No. 319857

File: 1680528305409.jpg (330.05 KB, 2560x1440, ken-yasuda-3.jpg)

if you know you know

No. 320470

he has nice tits

No. 320515

File: 1680836711506.png (81.62 KB, 500x333, denirocute.png)

Robert de Niro is so cute when he is a shy boy with a bisexual mustache and cute little wire rim glasses. I just want to kick him in the stomach while he whimpers.

No. 320518

>bisexual mustache

No. 320520

Uhh, it's 2023, you don't need to be so narrow-minded about facial hair's sexual orientation.

No. 320530

The fuck is that tattoo?

No. 320595

I dunno why but that's a pretty funny sentence

No. 320625

70's serial killer phenotype

No. 320644

File: 1680915013361.jpg (199.02 KB, 1920x1080, MV5BYjc0ZTFjMTMtODUxYy00ODdiLT…)

No. 320647

This unlocked a memory. I haven't thought of him in ages! Is he still making videos? Has he had any kind of scandal yet?

No. 320662

Oh wtf anon I was just reading about him, odd coincidence. He is (was) really attractive, I'm not even sure if I'd call him unconventional but it's pretty obvious he's mentally unwell in his videos. I can't help but think that I could have fixed him

No. 320686

I read some things about him that I wish I didn't but god I want him so bad; my motherly instincts kick into overdrive when he gets emotional.

No. 320713

File: 1680966825198.jpg (392.64 KB, 1800x1200, the-anarchists-vs-the-islamic-…)

brace belden

No. 320727

Hardly unconventional Nate is a qt

No. 320732

File: 1680983316109.gif (8.66 MB, 540x500, Tumblr_l_294510201044474.gif)

I started watching Narcos, I didn't even know Pedro Pascal was in it. And damn he was kinda… good looking when he was younger

No. 320733

File: 1680983417976.jpeg (105.15 KB, 1916x1125, 02597FD0-68DA-4C3A-96B7-812AAB…)

Yknow, to the untrained eye Noel might look really conventional but at certain angles he's anything but. Tbf robert pattinson has the same issue when he's horizontally flipped, how he looks then just makes me giggle
I know this reads like "elbows too pointy" but it's just something worth noting
Still find him personally hot though

No. 320734

not pisspig granddad?????

No. 320757

File: 1680992238597.gif (2.54 MB, 638x358, robert-de-niro-angel-heart.gif)

No. 320760

File: 1680995358053.jpeg (380.31 KB, 2641x2196, 66D1EB68-B389-40C2-9483-4C787D…)

You’re just jealous my men have real noses unlike Roy Schneider

No. 320818

File: 1681043459523.jpg (632.82 KB, 2179x2179, DZOk7PpX0AE1bg9.jpg)

michael imperioli

No. 320823

Good lord this guy is fucking ugly…

No. 320838


No. 320860

oh yep. his blogposts are especially insane, there's one where he posted all of his writings he wrote while he was in a mental institution and the further you read it the crazier it gets, at some point in his third week there he just snaps and you could see it in his lettering too, it's barely legible

No. 320930

Kind of looks like the gangster Lana Turner's daughter murdered

No. 320945

File: 1681138701218.jpg (117.93 KB, 736x736, 22287db3c3ff60c30237df0633bcf2…)

Can anyone redpill me on this rapeable male? I don't care for the band and the music sucks, but he is so cute, I like his round face and his neck looks so juicy and biteable. YouTube shorts have been showing me random Maneskin videos despite their music eating ass, but this particular boy is so slutty and squishy looking.

No. 320957

He's so attractive. I really don't think he's unconventional just because he has long hair (I assume that's why you posted him here)

No. 320959

I am scared of the conventional attractions thread. Also Google says he's 5'8'' and I don't know, maybe some nonners think that's vile. It's not really because of the long hair. Maybe I will post him there asking for a redpill later. It's just that the Stacies in that thread scare me.

No. 320961

That's not a round face.

No. 320964

i'm the same, nonna. their music is trash but he's just so adorable and slutty. i'm sure the conventionally attractive thread would call him ugly though.

No. 320965

He is definitely conventionally attracitve.

No. 320974

Another website says 188cm/5'10. He doesn't look short so I'm inclined to believe 188 over 178

No. 321013

File: 1681164014631.jpg (48.62 KB, 474x842, 41a92f0e115affefc7147376995fec…)

hIS face is rounder than the other band members' and his cheeks look squishable, hence round face.
Either works for me

No. 321022

it's still not round

No. 321023

File: 1681168541957.jpg (73.92 KB, 785x785, 2125__imgProfilo@__5eff2109831…)

No. 321036

File: 1681178185159.jpg (85.04 KB, 1921x1080, 940h.jpg)

Tom was so hot in Succession this week, imo he's hot every week but this week he was hotter than usual. Something about seeing him vulnerable and confused makes me want to ride him like a Minnesota wild pony. I would also lick away his tears

No. 321045

Looking kind of bobbleheaded here..he needs to leave his hair down.

No. 321056

File: 1681188844373.png (89.32 KB, 399x579, cutie.png)

This cutie I saw in the google captcha, I just had to screenshot it

idk who this is but I think his face is cuter here than in the other pic. My only problem with him is that he seems to know it and an attractive guy being overly proud of his looks is a turnoff for me lol

No. 321057

File: 1681189005352.jpg (126.49 KB, 710x473, c10ebdb06626574452ee45d81f5c7b…)

I've seen a few pics of him before, and I agree. I saw someone post picrel in another thread but I got this photo from elsewhere when I googled him after seeing your post. This pic is so nnnnngh it's a shame he's got a tattoo

No. 321081

I agree somewhat but I kind of like it, he looks like a doll
I understand. He looks better when bashful

No. 321111

File: 1681229810998.png (293.63 KB, 500x423, 4D86656B-003E-4F7E-99BA-3F1B57…)

I want them to spitroast me.

No. 321150

Are those the toolbox killers? Kek

No. 321166

Those are They Might Be Giants kek

No. 321179

Oh god. That’s somehow worse.

No. 321202

The fucking pit stains

No. 321207

AYRT, to be fair, I picked an unflattering picture of them on purpose. Unfortunately the pit stains are still hot to me though.

No. 321293

Poor Deniro. He was good-looking when he was young but he hit the wall hard and fast.

Kek, nonna, did you blur his face or was it already blurred?

Absolutely based

No. 321308

I unfortunately keep having wet dreams about dominating Matt Walsh. Send help nonnies

No. 321311

File: 1681340199459.jpeg (34.88 KB, 500x347, 8301029E-9812-4274-84D3-BDB803…)

This looks like it could be Adrien Brody from the movie detachment lol

No. 321325

File: 1681346379729.jpg (67.78 KB, 1000x667, ezra_miller11.jpg)

embarrassing because of his antics but i would obliterate this twink [SPOILER] then and now

No. 321327

Damn what's he been up to lately

No. 321328

huh i thought the ezrafags left for good, it's been a while

No. 321348

I'm not sure if they can sanction his recent buffoonery enough to comment or defend him anymore

No. 321387

Nothing since the shit last summer afaik. WB is probably keeping him drugged up until the Flash movie premieres, so he doesn't lose them any more money.

No. 321464

File: 1681425207524.png (50.2 KB, 344x342, theneedledrop.png)

I never find larger bald white dudes attractive but for some reason he just does it for me. He's hilarious in a way that almost perfectly appeals to me, intelligent and knowledgeable about art, very articulate and introspective, I could listen to him for hours. Lifestyle wise we're quite similar. He looks like a total soy nerd but in videos it he comes across as much more assured and confident than you'd expect and just looks better in motion, his horribly unphotogenic though kek. His fan base is very scrotal but I feel like he's above them and I feel like he kind of knows it too. I would, any time, any day. The only downside is he's pro-troon, maybe I could peak him.

No. 321479

That's hawt. Do you think they keep him drugged up in a basement or

No. 321495

File: 1681440152027.jpg (207.28 KB, 1158x1544, soyface jez but i still would.…)

the anons on this site who hate bi men don't know what robert webb exists. i'd still fuck 50 year old jeremy, i don't care

No. 321497

I used to love Robert as Jez so much but now he looks exactly like my childhood best friend's dad and it weirds me out too much. Also when your hair is that receded just fucking shave it. Kek at your filename tho.

No. 321498

File: 1681442368235.jpg (66.91 KB, 615x409, uhhh.jpg)

>cambridge boy
>has been vocally gender critical in the past, seems to hate grooming charity mermaids

sorry anon, i'm choosing to ignore the tiny mohawk-like hair tuft. i'd post him in the attractive men thread instead except i think i'd get made fun of for it kek

No. 321506

Since when is erza unconventionally attractive.

No. 321510

File: 1681449399929.jpeg (44.53 KB, 639x646, DFAFFAFE-2580-4530-934B-A4CAFE…)

the discourse about him earlier makes me want to do this to him

No. 321513

See OP
>…or shameful for their reputation
He may be hot but he's totally unfuckable because he's nuts and aggressive

No. 321552

This plus the whole child kidnapping thing, having sex with said child on a dirty mattress, etcetera, there's a never ending list of things wrong with him

No. 321771

File: 1681612903181.jpg (33.96 KB, 522x395, a9ea5ddb7c84fc4d0d90d73901270d…)

he was serving cunt and yes i am ashamed.

No. 321772

>serving cunt
Go back

No. 321773

File: 1681613396621.jpg (27 KB, 634x496, FQTr9uUVsAo1mkP.jpg)

Nonnie you should read his autobiography, you might really enjoy it. I haven't read it all but I'm in the last chapter and it's pretty fucking good.
His hair is goofy as hell but when he wears hair pieces (ala That Mitchell and Webb Look) he is sexy as hell. We should normalize man wigs because he'd be 50× sexier rocking fake hair. He was sexy as FUCK when he was just starting out as an actor.

No. 321774

Nta but he looks so cute here.

No. 321777

>hybristophile typing like a twitter drag queen
it's like I caught cancer twice

No. 321780

File: 1681615852275.jpg (66.7 KB, 640x640, MV5BZjIwN2RjZWQtZjMwMS00MmMzLW…)

is it still hybristophilia if i think hes a stupid cunt asshole tho hence the serving cunt. he would roll over in his grave. like i said im already deeply shamed

No. 321781

This is just a guy. Wdym "serving cunt". Back to twatter with your kind.

No. 321782

ur right tho anon. i also don't have a twatter.

No. 321783

and hes still so hot tho damn

No. 321791

kek what has been going on here lately

No. 321794

mercury doesn't go into retrograde until april 21 I've got nothing

No. 321808

>intelligent about art

this is the unconventional attractions thread, not the guy who the entire internet has been psyopped into calling daddy for the last month thread. to be fair he is butt-ugly so I guess it fits

No. 321978

Lawrenceanon! Missed ya

No. 321985

File: 1681695944586.jpg (71.36 KB, 1200x675, go on....jpg)

i'd never have a chance with him because i'm a northerner but he's so fucking sexy. i honestly started watching peep show recently just for him and it turned out to be a great comfy show so thank you jez. i want him to cuddle me but i also want to ride his dick tbh. i could peak him even harder than twitter already seems to have done

No. 321989

I love seeing other nonnies of the North here! This also means we are both browsing LC at 3am kek. What's his issue with Northerners tho?

No. 322020

File: 1681717678756.jpeg (92.78 KB, 749x775, F90B6A56-C87D-4E79-910A-0EBD97…)

hi again nonnie! for some reason i love seeing people (especially women) verbally destroy bowie for everything he did (this site goes hard on any moid but especially him), it weirdly kind of gets me going and i imagine taking it out on him

No. 322040

File: 1681734456275.jpeg (51.43 KB, 619x865, BC2D2CD8-A457-4B37-9380-C1D7FA…)

Wrong thread but for me it’s Olivia. I find her incredibly attractive but I know to most people she’s plain-looking. It might be partly because of the roles she plays (excluding Sophie — she is unbearable)

Also a few threads ago there was a David Mitchell fucker, picrel makes me kek

No. 322080

File: 1681749121582.jpg (8.54 KB, 259x194, download (1).jpg)

I am as ashamed as the hybristophiles should be. I am only admitting to this cause the great majority of farmers have no idea who these are and probably wouldn't care anyway.

No. 322086

I thought it was simon and garfunkel at first

No. 322091

Is this Daft Punk?

No. 322193

File: 1681782259047.jpg (13.93 KB, 365x273, hottie.jpg)

I can't think of any man who looks more stereotypically British than David Mitchell except maybe Mr Bean or picrel kek. I see the appeal though, he's funny and cool. Agree about Sophie too, I hate her. Olivia has a similar very posh sort of cute look to Fleabag imo

No. 322528

File: 1681982739951.jpg (59.87 KB, 620x918, max miller.jpg)

usually not my type, he's also gay

No. 322572

wait for real? i could have sworn he said he had a wife before but i just now looked it up and KEK i was so wrong. not sure where i got that from

No. 322574

File: 1682006825978.png (236.6 KB, 706x1144, zevon.png)

where's my fellow zevonanon

No. 322648

File: 1682018088259.jpeg (137.26 KB, 869x1196, 0833E2F7-A182-4830-A47C-B9C6F3…)

i’m here nonnie! for some reason i’m obsessed with blond guys now (i was posting bowie a day ago), i don’t know why but my sadistic urges come out for them

No. 322656

File: 1682024219566.png (54.17 KB, 512x925, chet hanks.png)

I unironically am in love with this retard

No. 322721

When I first started watching him I immediately clocked him as gay, then at some point I swore he mentioned a wife which shocked me but I accepted it, and then get even more confused when he said he was getting married to a man kek.

No. 322763

File: 1682070873224.jpeg (83.44 KB, 1000x562, C13C3546-17E5-43DA-8EEF-0DB142…)

him leaking classified military documents only makes him more attractive

No. 323010

File: 1682216049680.jpg (43.31 KB, 768x432, ohjez.jpg)

been getting more into peep show 90% because i want to fuck robert webb. while i don't find him hot at all i'd also fuck david mitchell as well if it meant i could have some of robert. i wonder if he has any well hidden weird fetishes (i do) or if he's as sweet and vanilla as he seems from what i know about him

No. 323031

File: 1682221441261.jpg (84.66 KB, 1000x667, horner.jpg)

i'm sorry

No. 323197

File: 1682282919221.jpg (36.74 KB, 500x444, tumblr_pvc2jnlOeM1vkucgto1_500…)

Andrew Eldritch, I don't give a shit if you don't release any more albums but at least you could have stayed this beautiful.
He's thinking about Verstapen lol

No. 323199

File: 1682282962183.jpg (9.35 KB, 250x305, 250px-1983_eldritch_01.jpg)

No. 323200

File: 1682282996020.gif (1.43 MB, 300x225, d75f05af1296d5eeb926350731c781…)

No. 323203

File: 1682283070490.png (162.72 KB, 417x544, f4eee884e62b8f05f7defc742867aa…)

No. 323210

File: 1682284136943.jpg (19.84 KB, 303x353, 8276299J.jpg)

I'd be ready to kill for a threesome. Also prefer Jeff now that he is older to be honest.

No. 323335

File: 1682323320262.png (318.01 KB, 680x453, Fo6tJ2JXoAQCtF8.png)

He could arguably be posted in the attractive men thread, but I'm chosing this one because I feel so embarassed. James MacCormack from Mad Lions. I hate e-sports but my bf watches LoL, so I'll do it in solidarity from time to time and now I'm a bit obsessed. He's not my usual type at all, I low-key thought he was a fakeboy at first. It's like a hate attraction or something.

No. 323336

File: 1682323353660.jpg (64.68 KB, 800x534, Mac_Worlds_2022.jpg)

No. 323508

File: 1682393064678.jpg (33.87 KB, 383x643, succession-karl.jpg)

i'm embarrassed to write it out but he's had so many great scenes and lines so far this season i'm starting to feel a bit attracted to karl from succession. i like older men usually but for some reason this particular attraction feels more wrong which only makes it hotter i'm so sorry

No. 323517

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL oh my god of course, personally I'm a fan of the Haas team leader, Gunter-kun

No. 323527

File: 1682404926097.jpeg (32.29 KB, 404x418, 7229F3F4-6209-4624-B6DC-C6366E…)

i’m obsessed with men that have long hair and glasses

No. 323572

File: 1682436874411.jpeg (53.21 KB, 450x700, 5A504BE8-1D24-442A-9EEB-9D79A2…)

Watched Little Nicky for the first time since I was a kid and realized I’m really into evil metrosexuals

No. 323588

did your attraction last after the movie ended? lmao, i remember he was a huge asshole

No. 323591

File: 1682443883029.jpeg (81.34 KB, 1170x1366, Fc77VS9XgAESn4f.jpeg)

Slip in me Jimmy!

No. 323593

Have you ever watched In the Loop anon? He's hilarious in it

No. 323609

i love evil men

No. 323642

File: 1682465093693.jpeg (8.16 KB, 275x183, IMG_0845.jpeg)

I wonder how Tucker Chan is holding up

Also he looks like Ted Bundy here kek

No. 323646

Where's he from

No. 323666

File: 1682471711472.gif (6.36 MB, 720x299, yo0DJ6@facebook.gif)

I find Jesse Eisenberg so fucking attractive in every role, it's genuinely a problem

No. 323682

File: 1682477316299.jpg (116.09 KB, 1080x1080, 1513853421-joe-manganiello-dea…)

A part of me is glad that the film fell through because i would have been down so fucking bad for weeks after watching the film. I think it's worse when he's 3dp than an ugly ass drawing. Idgaf about the actor btw, just in this role. why do i like characters who are terrible??? I wish i could like cute twinks like all the cool nonnies.

No. 323687

File: 1682479440214.jpg (58.55 KB, 506x759, Dono_Bob22155476.jpg)

Where my Jeff fans at? (Guy on the right for the uninformed)

No. 323708

File: 1682487619426.jpeg (48.67 KB, 488x618, C3BD3B86-0B66-46F9-8862-1E6E70…)

the devils (1971)

No. 323711

Why must everyone here be so vague, we’re posting about dumb crushes not the launch codes. No idea who this character is or what movie you’re talking about.

No. 323729

>I wish i could like cute twinks like all the cool nonnies
please shut up already

No. 323752

It's deathstroke.
I was joking.

No. 323776

File: 1682518292628.jpg (98.61 KB, 974x544, tumblr_megopnwEZ91rxullio3_128…)

watching death machine and trying not to think about the irreparable amount of damage it would have caused to my psyche and taste in men if i watched it as an edgy teenager.

No. 323804

Some nonnies are truly incapable of chilling out.

No. 323834

File: 1682533528846.jpeg (56.04 KB, 500x500, clint.jpeg)

there's something about his autistic enthusiasm, i feel like he would give great head

No. 323843

KEK his eyes freak me out, imagine him lookin at you all bug eyed from between your legs lmfaoooo

No. 323844

File: 1682536716723.jpeg (73.15 KB, 1012x1034, 05BF051B-1924-4A24-8383-84A050…)

Mmmmmmmmm David Wallace

No. 323882

File: 1682559185145.jpeg (218.94 KB, 1920x1080, B1AA6583-4089-4705-999B-CB6185…)

Sad and pathetic men are my weakness. I know I'm not the only one who wanted to fuck the shit out of Beau's traumatized ass

No. 323916

File: 1682586517230.png (71.42 KB, 790x395, cfe1946d.png)

Michael Gira from Swans, I've listened to his music for a while and never thought much of him but recently I heard that he was raped in prison and it's flipped a switch, oh to be a fly on the wall

No. 323932

He has aged horrendously

No. 323955

File: 1682601589506.jpeg (134.26 KB, 863x1223, 37C19DB0-38D4-4BD5-94F1-640E8D…)

I love him pre 90s no matter what but Travis is the best of the best. I could fix him but I don’t want to.
How was the movie by the way? I’ve been wanting to see it but my theater is full of retards and it’s three hours kek

No. 323966

File: 1682606486642.gif (2.85 MB, 268x300, tumblr_pwbab1zWih1whtfl4o5_400…)

twink abuse

No. 324164

YES, DEATHSTROKE. Love him ever since watching Teen Titans as a kid.

No. 324248

File: 1682710458353.jpeg (55.95 KB, 750x953, 7874B38A-B04D-41E9-A1BD-6A6A1E…)

>I could fix him but I don’t want to
god-tier take nonna, love me some Travis.
Watching Beau felt like peeking into someone's inappropriately hilarious fever dream, you should totally watch it if you can stomach the runtime!

He was in character kek, but obviously I still would. He looked better at the premiere

No. 324255

File: 1682712076871.jpg (49.28 KB, 465x697, TB.jpg)

I will never stop simping for based pimp killer Travis Bickel.

No. 324262

oh jeffrey. i've met him a few time and each time he was wonderful and very sweet. his eyes are to die for irl too

No. 324283

File: 1682728107751.jpeg (80.48 KB, 1150x621, 9BF93E6A-E0C0-46A0-A180-14EDE2…)

I know I’m gonna get blasted for this and rightfully so but I would literally suck Contrapoint’s dick so good that he would turn into a man again. Something about the combination of his androgyny, horse face, and lengthy body is weirdly attractive to me.

No. 324291

Well, if it's any consolation I've seen others say he used to be hot and androgynous before he trooned out so I guess I see where you're coming from.

No. 324324

I'm glad, honestly. Fox was cringe.

No. 324330

Get out

No. 324421

This. Posting troons (and serial killer scrotes) in these threads should be a bannable offense.

No. 324428

nta who posted him but to be fair posting fucked up men was originally the whole point of these threads (technically it still is in the thread OP). there used to be pedos and terrorist bombers posted too. still kind of is if we count bowie as the former i think the thread title change causes some confusion tbh.

No. 324434

File: 1682794378958.png (170.12 KB, 500x621, 91E4001F-233E-497D-AD53-832373…)

i really don’t care what type of person he was, i want to fuck him regardless

No. 324438

me when i excuse pedophilia when it comes to a corpselike (famous!) man

No. 324444

how is that excusing anything, i didn’t make any excuses or say he did nothing wrong, i just literally said i don’t care because it’s the unconventional attractions thread. stop acting like a hall monitor and make “men you agree with morally that you want to fuck” if you’re mad at this thread existing

No. 324447

What the hell are you doing itt?

No. 324450

Do you know where you are?

No. 324469

no one is excusing pedophilia dipshit the whole point of the thread is that these men are disgusting shameful crushes

No. 324489

File: 1682809582454.gif (5.22 MB, 540x348, tumblr_685c397877acc7cee80292b…)

breed me and rip my throat out daddy

No. 324500

just because you want to fuck an ugly man doesn't give you the right to talk like that where everyone can see it

No. 324502

File: 1682814576421.jpg (336.59 KB, 1294x1600, 2-Orig-1976-ROBERT-DE-NIRO-as-…)

The things I'd do to him are indescribable.

No. 324505

what is with this influx of newfags who don't know where they are? go back to twitter

No. 324507

no one takes nic cage seriously but he gets better as the years go on imo. he's a great actor.

No. 324516

Nta anon… but i think troons are fair game. A lot of them like hontra or even hunter still look like handsome men, at least to me. I'd be cringe if some libfem anon came along and said they wanted to scissor a troon or whatever. Just my opinion of course.

No. 324530

File: 1682829199478.jpg (42.91 KB, 620x451, nicolas-cage-raising-arizona.j…)

For me, it's him in Raising Arizona.

No. 324539

You are aware that this thread originated from 'men you’re ashamed to say you’d fuck’ where anons were posting all sort of serial killers, dictators and other degenerate scrotes, right?

But tbh I think that we should differentiate threads and keep this one for ugly, weird but rather unoffensive men and 'men you’re ashamed to fuck' for its original purpose.

No. 324543

File: 1682840733332.jpeg (107.31 KB, 1600x900, 86BDA87E-5B29-48FB-AE48-CC6D8E…)

he's everything I look for in a man and I hate that I can no longer shout it from the rooftops in good conscience. I try to cope by telling myself that cousin Greg is different from the actor who plays him, but I know the character is probably a sleaze on the show too kek. Truly a shame because this motherfucker activates my hormones like no one else

No. 324545

Now if anons posted mtf trannies in any kind of women attraction threads that would be a bannable offence tbh.

No. 324556

Wanting to fuck a serial killer is way less shameful than wanting to fuck a troon and his limp babydick.

No. 324577

Serial Killers still keep the original tone of these threads as edgy. At least it makes it more interesting than "Attractive thread rejects" and "normal scrote" that populate most of these threads. Troons are also the same as serial killers, throwing back to the "seriously?!" and "have some self respect" reactions those earlier threads got.

No. 324583

unironically true

No. 324585

You're right nonette (I still remember the Putin posters in the first few threads, it was funny) it was just me being an autistic troon-hater.

No. 324684

I've wanted to do horrible things to this delicious little nerd ever since I saw him in ReAnimator, preferably with the severed head watching to see if I could traumatize that gross old pervert. I don't think I could meet Combs in person and keep a straight face. Have you seen The Evil Clergyman? He has a couple scenes in there that made me go feral for about three days

No. 324704

File: 1682917826792.jpeg (46.33 KB, 427x600, 7BA97774-17A8-4B9F-9A2B-ADE4E4…)

i’m a sicko i know.

No. 324705


No. 324799

Are you calling the anon you responded to a twitterfag? You sound like the retarded newfag because this >>324500 was obviously just a joke response to a cringy post. YOU go back.

No. 324862

File: 1682984643984.jpg (279.18 KB, 1920x1080, large_last_embrace_06_blu-ray_…)

Just saw some Youtube vid where Emily Blunt admitted she had a crush on Roy Scheider in Jaws. I swear to fucking god…

No. 324887

theres been way too much moralfagging and not reading the room in these threads lately tbh.

No. 324915

File: 1683008267215.jpeg (105.86 KB, 1000x669, IMG_1261.jpeg)

Trevor Rainbolt the geoguesser guy, god I know he looks like every generic white man but the things I would do to him.

No. 324962

File: 1683031371807.gif (4.51 MB, 500x444, smile emoji.gif)

speaking of dracula dwight frye was a lil cutie. loved his version of renfield

No. 325032



No. 325050

File: 1683064208894.jpg (116.28 KB, 1500x1125, TASKMASTER_PHIL_WANG_043---Phi…)

I really like that you can see the outline of his dick on taskmaster

No. 325087

This. This is the UNCONVENTIONAL thread for a reason, go back to the attractive men thread if you want to nitpick other anon's tastes or moralfag.

Anyways I've posted him before but this shirtless schizo is so cute
I want to ride in his taxi cab

No. 325088

File: 1683072736105.jpeg (89.58 KB, 1200x675, 3BA32A73-3402-4B36-8132-EEE412…)

I find him so unironically attractive. I feel my grip on reality slipping further every day

No. 325101


No. 325103

File: 1683075998060.jpg (Spoiler Image, 222.76 KB, 1650x1089, MCDSIOF_EC049.jpg)

I'll take my ban. For real though I just like the actor not the character. But he's still technically pretty hot in this movie. Sorry.

No. 325106

kek sorry for choosing such a massive fucking jumpscare image. I guess I really wanted to broadcast the shame that I don't actually feel.

No. 325113

honestly? i'm not at all attracted to him but i can see the appeal. he's huge and manly.

No. 325130

His hairline is tragic but otherwise his face is nice.

No. 325153

No. 325253

miss piggy understood the appeal and so do i!

No. 325310

Good because I feel my grip on your dumb throat tightening

No. 325318

are you some bitter betty who got rejected from the conventional guys thread? stop shitting up ours

No. 325343

Kek no but John Oliver is scraping the bottom of the barrel.

No. 325358

File: 1683186213986.gif (5.12 MB, 268x335, Tumblr_l_46649150685703.gif)

I mean… come on…

No. 325450

File: 1683200725139.jpg (66.67 KB, 750x1156, 1242353245.jpg)

I do blame nonna for choosing that ugly old Oliver pic when a younger version was at least more presentable. Anglos always age terribly.

No. 325451


You should feel deeply ashamed of yourself nonna

No. 325468

I want to beat him to death with a hammer(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 325646

File: 1683247514034.gif (7.3 MB, 540x314, tumblr_4a4d233c58d2535e20cb437…)

all britpop men esp damon, jarvis, and liam

No. 325691

Disgust was expressed because of anon saying “breed me and rip my throat out daddy”, not their choice of ugly man. I come back to lolcor and this is what’s here, idiots with no reading comprehension.

No. 325705

>Anglos always age terribly.
this is actually true and i fear for my current britbong crushes

No. 325890

When has 90s Damon Albarn ever been considered unconventional looking nonna

No. 325911

Yeah I wouldn't call him unconventionally attractive by any stretch of the word although I may be biased since he is my music husbando

No. 325960

File: 1683364203834.jpg (53.1 KB, 564x564, 9c481ff0efe48fb6635f9e003504f4…)

Tfw no hypochondriac but kind and sweet quirky boyfriend to play the piano to you and hum incessantly

Not unconventional in the slightest. He was a major teen heartthrob, he was like on every 90s girl's bedroom wall lol

No. 326049

File: 1683393139100.png (522.48 KB, 640x759, 0B0ABD55-F586-4B79-AF7A-103CAD…)

This picture is doing something to me.

No. 326055

File: 1683395551460.gif (1.97 MB, 540x234, d9fec98f3c6b9d4d2b6667eda9a068…)

He always gave me major creep vibes but I absolutely love how a horror geek he is

No. 326076

>heard that he was raped in prison and it's flipped a switch,
Thats kinda interesting kek but I thought he was raped by lydia lunch

No. 326077

File: 1683403608421.jpg (33.5 KB, 500x749, daniel kaluuya.jpg)

his personality and the way he carries himself are so hot. i love quiet but confident masculinity.

No. 326079

as a michael gira fan i have never heard that he was raped in prison but i don't doubt it at all. guy writes a lot of homo-sadism

No. 326090

ntayrt but that was jim thirlwell not michael gira

No. 326092

>>326090 samefagging, afaik he did spend three months in an adult prison when he was sixteen but he claims he wasn't raped althpigh he was harrassed. he sometimes talks about witnessing rapes against the other boys there though. not sure where anon heard that he was raped in prison, but he was definitely raped when he was thirteen before prison which explains the homo-sadism.

No. 326115

File: 1683412146305.jpg (225.87 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20230506_231251_com…)

Late 80s jailbait for girls and women.

No. 327056

god damn it, I guess I want to fuck ben shapiro now

No. 327062

File: 1683672633014.jpeg (249.29 KB, 1920x1080, ragusea.jpeg)

I just started watching Adam Ragusea's cooking videos recently, I love how he explains everything so quickly and easily and also goes into a good amount of detail. I just find his videos so comfy to watch, and I also want to fuck him in his kitchen and make him leave his glasses on during.

No. 327064

Jamie Kennedy is an absolute creep but Randy would never

No. 327077

File: 1683677060245.jpeg (176.35 KB, 768x1031, E6E93821-D0AA-4617-886E-BB74FF…)

i don’t know why he was hot in this movie and nowhere else

No. 327082

And then you remember he doesn't lick his wife's pussy…

No. 327092

File: 1683679760760.jpg (139.62 KB, 960x960, Jerome-Valeska.jpg)

I need psychological help

No. 327095

File: 1683681362516.jpg (18.47 KB, 220x375, CalKestisFallenOrder.jpg)

They made the actor hotter in the Star Wars video game

No. 327099

If you don't love him at his psycho gremlin, you don't deserve him at his femgaze softboy

No. 327119

who dat

No. 327121

Danny Elfman has a son that acts?

No. 327134

File: 1683692294934.jpeg (133.79 KB, 1376x1079, B2008C4F-98DA-4DB0-BCF0-DDEAC6…)

Very shameful

No. 327157

File: 1683697037968.jpeg (896.22 KB, 3622x2395, 3B56AFA9-7794-442E-BC14-192FCE…)

meatloaf in rocky horror picture show

No. 327225

It's Cameron Monaghan

No. 327295

File: 1683749319765.png (584.31 KB, 720x900, ee1d1b55.png)

I could say that it's just because he looked and sounded cute but it would be a bad cope because there are dozens of guys exactly like him around every SuPerAlko and I don't find them attractive. So it really is the fact that he also killed people unfortunately.

No. 327306

I'm laughing so fucking hard right now nona holy hell

No. 327307

>So it really is the fact that he also killed people unfortunately

No. 327319

File: 1683756415363.jpg (37.58 KB, 720x405, 6d989a9c01270ae586d988ee271f56…)

That's good, nona. Good.

No. 327322

LMAOOo oh my god…

No. 327327

File: 1683760443958.jpeg (33.73 KB, 1280x720, charlie.jpeg)

OK, please don't judge me too harshly for this, but…
… literal 99 year old Charles Munger, lol.
It isn't physical. It's not about wanting to fuck him, or anything like that. But I go to business school and seeing how moids in my classes worship the ground this guy walks on kinda makes me want him in some vague way. It's like he's the "King of Men" or something, what Jordan Peterson and Andrew Tate are LARPing at, this guy really is. There isn't a single ambitious moid on the planet who isn't on this guy's dick.

No. 327333

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You're not alone nona, I thought he was hot in Community. I shared that with my friends once and they all went "EWWWWWW" kek

No. 327334

oh my god hes so cute

No. 327345

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I always found this ex-football player quite attractive. Now the club posted photos of him and this one is quite adorable.

No. 327348

It was a joke

No. 327350

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I'm not sorry

No. 327357

What’s the appeal of him over all the other autist mass shooters? Is it just being Finnish?

No. 327377

He's more conventionally attractive compared to the average modern day mass shooter

No. 327428

I want to fuck Chris Morris' news anchor character from The Day Today. He's so mean and peevish but something about watching him ream out his incompetent cohosts awakens something deep in the cavewoman part of my brain. I've fantasised about being a crew member that he calls into his dressing room after a bad show and lets out all his frustrations by fucking me senseless. My one rule is that the suit stays on kek.

No. 327468

I lowkey hate that I agree

No. 327476

I’m amerifag and not super familiar with him, is there a reason it’s shameful to like him? Cause I always thought he was cute too.

No. 327509

I've never seen this character before, but honestly I get it. I've always been a sucker for the "grumpy Englishman with a stick up his ass" type characters, kek

No. 327783

Joey Mcintyre. Earthy clit activated.

No. 327786

File: 1683943887913.png (139.31 KB, 600x542, itsstefano.png)

I've always been insanely attracted to filipino men

No. 327789

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No. 327809

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yukihiro takahashi, he aged pretty well imo

No. 327811

He was very conventionally attractive and considered so in Japan

No. 327813

>”Look like you mean it! Look down at the ground and say sorry.”
I need to speak with a psychologist and have them explain to me why a snobby Englishman reprimanding someone turns me on kek

No. 327817

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I think he’s handsome but I’m so embarrassed to admit I even know who he is, mostly because his fan base is toxic as hell. I don’t even watch his streams. I just love a Boston accent.

No. 327818

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But THIS is the East Coast crush I’m truly embarrassed by. He makes me laugh and he has beautiful eyes.

No. 327819

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No. 327822

It's very haram to post Asians in the attractive men threads according to certain anons.

No. 327823

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I want fuck this autist so bad….. ugh when he smashes his space bar after looking at a leaf and saying it’s obviously from Drammen , Norway , just does something idk.

No. 327830

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The guy from Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t. Chicago accent, roughneck, fucking loves plants, could listen to him tell me about rock formations all day.

No. 327831

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No. 327882

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The song is a bop and the assburger reindeer nation deserves to win solely for 110% committing to the bit but I hope he loses because I don't want to be reminded of how badly I wanted to fuck this ugly manlet next year.

No. 327884

I hope he wins and goes on an europe tour so I can fucking party while ogling this hot manlet live.

No. 327888

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No. 327891

Oh yeah look at that toungue!

No. 327940

remember what thread you're in anon

No. 327983

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trying to find a cute picture of Ian felt like when you have a crush and you're trying to find a good picture to show your friends but you can't find one

i liked him when he was a mean twink too. i have a degradation kink i wanted him to bully me so bad.

No. 327985

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Samefagging to say I deeply regret my words. Painu hevon vittuun fucking Sweden, the pillage of Sigtuna will commence again.

No. 327993

Fucking dumb jury robbed him of the victory. I love how his tits jiggled when he ran on stage btw

No. 327995

I didn't get this at first but then I saw him do the tongue thing and it made me feel something vähän sykähti

No. 328000

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Sam Rockwell, but specifically his role as the pathetic, racist, repressed, dumb-as-bricks cop who lives with his mother, in the move Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri. I could fix him. He'd be so grateful to have me.

No. 328001

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No. 328004

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Guys that look like this.

No. 328006

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Estonian rapper Tommy Cash

No. 328007

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would still hit, they peaked lookwise right at the end of the cancer crew career but mullet ian was ratty and cute
i wanna viciously abuse max and get bullied by ian at the same time baww

No. 328008

pls someone explain what's wrong with the left image i'm scared. it looks wrong.

No. 328009

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bruhmanegod is my dream man. i want to sit on his face and have him go to TOWN on my pussy

No. 328011

Ian during this era was peak. Actually saddened by his new appearance.

No. 328013

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I haven’t posted on this website in months, just wanted to post this here cause he looks hot in this and it reminded me of this thread lol

No. 328014

He is very handsome but his fan base after 2020 is a lolcow and a half. Infested with 16 year old troon TIFs, the majority of the male fan base left after the sus meme. Each time I see him with that new girl I think it should have been me.

No. 328015

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>>327092 Danny elfman better picrel

No. 328016

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How have I never someone who loves him like me.

No. 328017


Rami Malek and Steve Buscemi's faces have been swapped.

No. 328018

or combined, or something. The longer I look the more confused I get.

No. 328019

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yeah he somehow looks worse now than when he had the longer hair and his reflective fivehead out on display, tragic

No. 328020

Jerma could have any fan tbh if he truly is okay with a troon gf. I feel like it is an act because he hates any sort of conflict. If he understands it, definitely a PR thing, if not, it’s out of ignorance.

No. 328021

He looks extremely grimey now but would still hit because his voice is hot

No. 328022

if you still check this thread please post. I go insane over his “babe” compilation.

No. 328023

File: 1684029011521.jpeg (64.31 KB, 440x660, DF6C4636-FD60-4381-902C-964DD0…)

I need to sperg out with this guy

No. 328024

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paved the way for autists being attractive

No. 328025

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"Babe, you dropped this" was surprisingly smooth in a sleazily self aware way.

No. 328026

It could have been purely innocent, but Tina was fucking insane over him and I don't blame her.

No. 328027

File: 1684029312750.png (28.63 KB, 239x400, 16053324569.png)

So that makes at least three of us (eyebag enjoyers) huehue

No. 328028

One time he told this story about how he had this crush on his baby sitter and she thought he was just a cute little kid but he was frothing at the mouth for her and now I think men are sort of relatable

No. 328029

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if you keep replying i won't be able to stop posting him!!! can't believe there's another ian enjoyer here. too bad there's not a normie thread for the boys where we can sperg
agreed btw he has the tone of a slapstick nerd but somehow it's hot

No. 328030

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He’s still got it tbh. He took forever to age. Early 2000s Byrne is as good as ‘77

No. 328032

I had a teacher in highschool with Asperger’s who talked like him and looked just like him. Life was like a dog on a treadmill running for a bone on a string. Honestly thinking of reaching out but idk

No. 328033

nta but the white hair just made him hotter

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No. 328035

Honestly, he looks like what Andy Warhol thought he looked like.

No. 328036

who is this???

No. 328038

back in the day a picture of him was the wallpaper on my flip phone for months when i was like 13 lol

No. 328039

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He’s not cute anymore in succession..but 2005 Mr. Darcy does it for me. I don’t know if it’s the stupid hair or big sad pathetic eyes but I want him

No. 328040

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come on now nonita don't do anything you'll regret, plus part of ian's "unconventional" attractiveness is that he's lowkey a psycho

No. 328041

I know ur right but he is not a moid which is rare for male spergs and he’s very patient and I might just pull a “im a sperg you’re a sperg, let’s spergout.”

No. 328044

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i see where you're coming from just be safe w the whole ex-teacher thing nonipoo, live out your fantasy. ian is not a bad looking dude and lookalikes are hard to come by, go bag the man of your dreams!
posting one last pic for me specifically max thanks for activating my latent vom fetish

No. 328045

honestly he’s probably a sex-repulsed type autist or gay because I remember a student bullying him for not ever having had a gf

No. 328049

nta but I too am a zachanon. I was actually sort of surprised and disappointed at how small his nose was, i love a big honker. but actually i was expecting him to be way uglier (I feel that way about Oney too), i still picture him as his lil' goblin avatar most of the time

No. 328050

Yea his nose is surprising below average size. I thought it would be a nice beak. It looks cute to kiss. Not too hard though, might undeviate his septum.

No. 328052

But does Danny Elfman also have sado-masochist tendencies? Ha, didn't think so!

No. 328053

/snow/ threads make me sad bc my brother looked/(looks?) like him a lot so i have that permanent association

No. 328056

If you ever listened to an oingo boingo song, the answer is as clear as day.

No. 328060

My uncultured ass just checked. I found the lyrics of Violent Love fitting, do you have any recs from them with similar themes?

No. 328064

Elevator man from boingo is just plain hot

No. 328065

nta but Nasty Habits

No. 328067

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