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No. 322417

Post conventionally attractive males you want to have sex with and have no shame admitting.

Previous Thread: >>286849

No. 322418

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i'm only ever obsessed with weird looking men but kornev is an exception.

No. 322427

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>>322418
he is pretty strange looking, but his eyes make up for it.

No. 322428

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No. 322430

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>>322428
No matter how I look at it, I find Carlos so ugly. He's got nice hair and that's about it, everything else about him is so off putting to me.
My F1 husbando will always be Mika, he was so pretty

No. 322435

>>322430
nta but yours looks way uglier with those tiny rat eyes and pig nose

No. 322438

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>>322435
kek he's gorgeous to me, rat eyes and pig nose included

No. 322439

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>>322417
BASED and alain'ed

No. 322440

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Marco Bozzato, handsome but, as expected, looks best when photographed and set by a female photographer.

No. 322452

>>322440
Nice photo, where can I see more pics by the female photographer?

No. 322453

>>322438
He looks like a cute piglet, in a good way.

No. 322458

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>>322452
you can look up more of this shoot by searching "Marco Bozzato by Sofia Goncharenko Haze Magazine" or this website: https://fashionablymale.net/2019/12/17/marco-bozzato-by-sofia-goncharenko-for-haze-magazine-winter-2020/, the photographer is Sofia Goncharenko and she has an instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CrHuyKio4wj/?hl=en
most of her work isn't male models, it's mostly objects and pretty women, nothing too coomerish tho

No. 322463

>>322458
Thank you nona!

No. 322465


No. 322477

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Definitely Kai I’m over kpop males because so many look uncanny valley due to all the surgeries but idols like Kai and SHINee I always have a soft spot for

No. 322478

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>>322477
He’s such a slut

No. 322479

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They don’t make kpop boys like this anymore

No. 322480

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Okay I’m done with kpop I love that Taemin and Kai are both cut from the same cloth of being nasty sluts. Something about dancers

No. 322481

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>>322480
I need him to cut his eyebrows thin again it’s so sexy I want to lick him

No. 322483

>>322481
extremely attractive arms and shoulders
and moves I guess, really showing them off

No. 322485


No. 322495

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he’s so beautiful it’s unbearable

No. 322502

>>322495
if my mom was a lolcow user

No. 322519

post Asian men if you want, but do kpoops have anything to post besides feminine butterfaced shrunken men.

No. 322524

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>>322438
>>322428
Dey aight.
I guess they got nice bodies tho I’m assuming they’re athletes so I will forgive you
>>322427
I feel like he’d be super gorgeous if he were a woman, he’s odd looking in an ethereal way, he could play a sexy fish out of water alien man or something

Brandon Lee reminds me of my bf a bit with the bushy eyebrows and the elongated face RIP sexy

No. 322532

>>322495
He's so chiseled, like a work of art

No. 322535

>>322495
idk he naturally looks botched

No. 322543

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>>322495
I understand that objectively he's not ugly..but all I can think of whenever I see him is this.

No. 322545

>>322502
It's more likely than you think. Hi daughter

No. 322558

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everybody has moved on except for me kek

No. 322559

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>>322558
yes yes yes yes, more sports cuties please. But what's a football player doing posing like a model kek

No. 322562

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Butterface but still kinda cute

No. 322563

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No. 322638

>>322535
This, he looks gay and botched

No. 322657

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Can't blame Anna, I'd also cheat on my husband for him.

No. 322712

>>322638
He IS but he was a qt in his younger days

No. 322752

>>322535
>>322638
I have to agree with you but somehow I still find him hot, although I'm not usually even into those features on a guy. idgi

No. 322828

>>322524
Excellent taste. I rewatched The Crow this morning for the 50th time as I was sick and it has always been one of my comfort movies. I never noticed how hot he looked during the flashback scene where he and Shelly are making out and he takes his pants off.

No. 323023

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the guy's been posted before: >>>/g/275976 but this time i found his ig: https://www.instagram.com/riccardo_montabone/

No. 323038

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There isn't a single man I can think of that's more attractive than him.

No. 323133

>>322657
God, he was so hot in this. Wish Aaron Taylor-Johnson would go blond for another role.

No. 323201

>>322524
kek he’s actually the star of a Soviet romance film called Amphibian Man (where these gifs are from). His character is basically the otherworldly fish man that the woman falls in love with, actually a science experiment, and they can’t really be together due to their differences, it’s a little bit like The Shape of Water? OT but my mother loved Amphibian Man and had a crush on this guy if that counts for anything. She thought this movie was lost to history and the language barrier makes searching difficult but one day I stumbled on these gifs entirely by chance in another thread so I have thirsty nonas to thank for making her day.

No. 323242

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nicholas hoult inspires serious cute-aggression in me. i want to beat the shit out of him in a sexy way, then cuddle and comfort him after. i want to peg him while his hands are tied and he can only orgasm via prostate stim. i want to make him my little bitch so he makes faces like this all the time

No. 323245

>>323038
My bestie that moved to Cali told me he was at his movie theater on Friday I told him to slip him my number but of course like a typical man he didn’t!

No. 323247

>>323245
every time ive seen someone talk to jake he seems extremely shy and uncomfortable around people. probably why

No. 323259

Holy fuck…

No. 323260

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>>323259
Dropped my pic

No. 323266

>>323260
looks like he's english

No. 323267

>>323247
>he seems extremely shy and uncomfortable around people
Ironic since Jake is known for being a creep lol

No. 323272

>>323267
how so

No. 323274

>>323260
Oh God. Not this…

No. 323275


No. 323276

>>323260
Who is this cutie?

No. 323278

>>323276
James Spader, a sexy sexy sexy man

No. 323280

>>323275
i don't have the attention span to read all of this can you summarize how we know it's him

No. 323285

>>323280
>has a pattern of specifically going after virgins decades younger than him one of his recent girlfriends he met when she was 19
>writer mentions being a virgin at the time and 23
>taylor swift, who used to date him basically made a whole album and film saying he does things like this
and some gossip blinds..I guess technically it's more heavily hinted than anything but there's a strange pattern with him

No. 323288

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>>323275
>>323285
Sorry nonas but the feminism leaves my body when it comes to Jake. I don't care if he fetishizes virginity and likes younger women, it's not like he's a rapist or pedo.

No. 323293

>>323288
oh I'm not saying he can't be posted, worse men have been posted in the last thread (ezra miller, Johnny depp, etc) i just thought it was interesting that he supposedly acts shy and still has the nerve to do that at the same time

No. 323307

>>323288
Nta but this man isn't even attractive, he looks like the average guy you'd get on tinder begging you to meet up so he can get laid.
Ezra was more fucked than him but at least Ezra didn't look as average.

No. 323311

>>323307
Isn't even attractive… average… that's just schizo nona.

No. 323313

>>323311
Nta but he's so ugly to me, I hate close set eyes

No. 323315

>>323313
My heart ugh. Who do you find attractive then so I can judge them?

No. 323317


No. 323319

>>323317
Uglier.

No. 323342

>>323288
He is not talented, attractive or smart. I could look past that though if he wasnt such a creep.

No. 323343

>>323319
NTA but cope kek. That man is hotter than the one you posted (not judging your taste though)

No. 323344

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He is a dilf

No. 323361

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I love a passionate man.
This song about him too: https://soundcloud.com/ayman-kaldas/nathalie-cardone-hasta

No. 323373

>>323319
eh at least he doesn't have a nasty beard. tbh jake only looked good in donnie darko.

No. 323417

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>>323260
Oh my goddd

No. 323418

>>323288
He’s just meh, he was cute when he was younger but that beard is grotesque

No. 323420


No. 323421

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No. 323422

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>>323421
I hate tattoos but zamn!

No. 323423

>>323420
James Spader, a sexy sexy sexy man

No. 323424

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Escape the Fate Ronnie was a qt I don’t like his current look/music (shite) id still bang him tho (protected sex, he probably has the herp)

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No. 323428

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>>323342
>>323343
>>323418
It's ok, I'll love him enough for all of us.
>>323373
Genuinely James Spader would've looked better with a beard there just to cover that weird chin.

No. 323429

>>323288
>not like he's a rapist or pedo
If it was legal, he'd be going as young as he could.

No. 323431

>>323428
You have shit taste, anon.

No. 323433

>>323428
A beard is the worst thing a man could ever have. It ages men like a hundred years and it’s dirty and all men should be facially hairless and look under 30 or else they’re worthless

No. 323438

>>323428
ugh I hate this dumb squint eye thing men do, makes it look like he has no eyes

No. 323442

>>323260
Please tell me where this is from

No. 323448

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No. 323450

>>323442
that's from Bad Influence
I personally fell in love with him in Sex Lies and Videotape

No. 323451


No. 323453

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>>323423
Anon, how? How did this cutie turned into whatever is that beast that took his name?

No. 323457

>>323453
What will happen to us all
I'd still fuck him today because nothing makes me wetter than his voice

No. 323459

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>>323433
Here nona, a young and hairless man to satisfy you.
>>323431
What's your taste then?

No. 323470

>>323451
nta but objectively ronnie radke is handsome, he has great facial features

No. 323479

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>>323288
he'a literally made from two people kek, I know most people are asymmetrical to a degree, but after a certain point it just looks dumb

No. 323480

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Posting an actually handsome man from 1927 to civilize some of you

No. 323485

>>323479
ok so which half is hotter

No. 323486

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No. 323487

>>322657
I need the dick picks to leak

No. 323497

>>323480
who is he?

No. 323498

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Both.

No. 323499

>>323498
Hall and Oates?

No. 323500

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>>323497
NTA but it's Gary Cooper. Hot, but a terrible actor imho.

No. 323525

>>323499
How dare you disrespect

No. 323526

>>323500
I thought this was the guy with the backwards hat in Gilmore girls

No. 323532

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No. 323541

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>>323500
He was also 6'2 / 190 cm. I don't need him to be a good actor, a moid has to be cute, dumb and tall, and then die

No. 323561

>>323470
He looks like smelly trash in every posted picture, nona

No. 323573

>>323532
he's pretty handsome, but that is a very unflattering photo

No. 323602

>>323242
I came into this thread to see if he was posted. I'm utterly smitten after watching Renfield. Beautiful, semi-dead men do it for me (helps that Renfield had a cute personality too)

No. 323606

Gregory Peck and Audrey Hepburn heart eyes

No. 323624

>>323561
Post someone

No. 323629

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>lean with delicately defined muscles
>head full of hair
Why can't modern scrotes be like this

No. 323639

>>323606
He was her only handsome leading man. Such a shame she was paired up with fuggos for the rest of her career. Love them both.

No. 323669

>>323629
Because men of any generation can barely live up to the standard set by young Alain Delon.

No. 323712

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No. 323713

bump scrote pic dont scroll

No. 323714

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bump

No. 323751

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>>323639
young Peter O'Toole was handsome and he was the only male lead who was younger than Audrey, instead of another much older scrote. Also they had romance on set

No. 323758

>>323498
Great taste nona. 80s new wave men are top tier

No. 323760

>>323629
Such perfection.

No. 323811

>>323751
Damn never knew Peter O'Toole was that young. He's always been this Old School Hollywood in my head together with Brando, John Wayne, Bogart etc.

No. 323823

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>>323811
Yeah I also always thought he was older than he was, and also before I watched Lawrence of Arabia I didn't even know it was him in this movie, I was like 'who is that handsome guy, I don't recognize this actor' kek and then I was shocked to discover it was the same person, because I got used to only seeing super wrinkly super old Peter O'Toole

No. 323825

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can i just

No. 323826

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No. 323845


No. 323997

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>>323624
Young Joe Turkel jk
>>323751
I was watching this the other day and god how nice it was to see her next to a costar who wasn't geriatric.

No. 324018

They just don't make them like they used to. Wow.
>>323629
Oh wow. Beautiful.


Moids/scrotes today look so… weird. With their ugly hair cuts, and out-of-shape, video-game obsessed bodies.

No. 324022

>>323997
Looks like onision.

No. 324023

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No. 324025

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>>323629
A puppy

No. 324031

>>323629
Which movie is this from?

No. 324034

>>324031
texas across the river, but there isn't much quality content besides this one scene I think

No. 324058

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Love a man in traditional clothing

No. 324077

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>alain do the thing!
>what thing?
>the slutty frown!
>ah yes
>perfect

No. 324122

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Can a man be…TOO handsome?

No. 324166

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Alexander Dreymon in his Uhtred form

No. 324168

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>>324166
Alexander Dreymon (2)

No. 324210

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sorry nonas

No. 324211

>>324210
He's not really attractive enough along with his reputation kinda makes him more fit for the unconventional thread.

No. 324230

>>324210
you know it's a conventionally unattractive man, you know other nonnas aren't going to find him attractive, you're even ashamed enough to feel like apologizing and yet here you are in the Conventionally Attractive Men Thread, why are you here? to get bitched out? go to >>>/g/323708

No. 324266

>>324166
This show did not disappoint with the shirtless and nude scenes.

No. 324319

>>323602
i have been obsessed with hoult for awhile but he's really becoming cuter and cuter as the years go on. he is so soft-spoken and polite and sweet in interviews and i love all the weirdo characters he plays. such a cutie!

No. 324321

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The things I would do to this man

No. 324372

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whats the verdict on travis bickle/young robert de niro? ngl i think he cute even tho im meh on the film

No. 324375

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i mean he is conventionally attractive imo tho he is a lil skinny but i like that

No. 324377

>>324372
>>324375
I've always found young De Niro hot. He's conventionally attractive, plus he has that je-ne-sais-quoi

No. 324378

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I've already fallen for Saul/Jimmy, now young Bob Odenkirk is all I ever wanted. He's so handsome, cute, charming and absolute perfection.

No. 324384

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If any anons who followed the extreme sports scene and especially BMX in the 2000s knows, there were a lot of hunks in it. Chris Doyle (the tall dude on the right) was one of them.

No. 324412

>>324375
Him being skinny and emciated was the point of the character and central to his appeal. My only problem is, I've known De Niro for his tough guy movies, so I kinda have trouble buying his skinny proto incel-ish character in the movie.

No. 324431

Robert De Niro is the ONLY guy who can do that eye-squint look and have it be hot instead of off-putting

No. 324524

Anthony Padilla onlyfans WHEN

No. 324578

I miss the 1980's male arthoe aesthetic so much, nonnies.

No. 324601

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>>324578
You get me. The type of men that would’ve been cute goth twinks are being groomed into trooning out. The real “trans genocide” is being committed by them and they’re dedicated to wiping out our goth twinks.

No. 324654

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>>324319
Anyone who is self-assured enough to play weirdo characters is always a +1 in my book.

It's incredible that he's also signed on for Robert Eggers' Nosferatu too. He is committed to playing vampire goth men and I am being fed.

No. 324658

>>323038
He looks like a rat.

No. 324660

>>324372
>>324375
Average middle aged man so wrong thread.

No. 324662

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>>324601
You have good taste anon. Too bad he went insane though; his hair and makeup were gorgeous. Wish this type of male wasn't extinct I feel robbed

No. 324663

>>324654
he even says in the video everyone is horny for vampires, i think he just wants to get fucked by one.
tbh his best roles are the ones where he's getting abused by an older man, he plays those so well. he's so good at making these big wet puppy eyes and looking pathetic and adorable.

No. 324670

Nonas…

No. 324685

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men with noses like this are so handsome to me

No. 324732

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These are not my type, but I will look disrespectfully regardless

No. 324733

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No. 324738

>>324734
definitely my type though damn, who is this? I'll be disappointed if there's an ugly face behind that hair

No. 324739

>>324738
god damn googled it and it's a dir and grey bandmember

No. 324745

>>322481
>>324734
So it seems I have a thing for pale fit guys in black tank tops.

No. 324749

>>324733
This picture is really hot.

No. 324750

>>324733
Nice angle, it almost looks like a cartoon guy.

No. 324753

File: 1682945064352.png (651.63 KB, 1918x1074, delon.png)

delonposting.

No. 324754

>>324753
Post-wall in this pic

No. 324757

>>323629
These are like the most basic requirements kek

No. 324769

File: 1682951863788.gif (1.16 MB, 250x182, tumblr_001c07df721a2fc580f560d…)

>>324753
yeah it's post wall Delon, although Le Samurai is one of his best movies.
>>324757
Ikr, and yet the majority of modern man fail to meet them.

No. 324774

>>324754
Most men don't look half this good in their entire lives.

No. 324778


No. 324781

>>324654
uuu nice! He will always be a zombie in my heart but vampire sounds nice too.

No. 324785

>>323629
Majority of scrotes today has fucked up their hormones with shit diet (processed food + alcohol). They really think eating chicken nuggets every day and washing it down with mountain dew is a-okay. Plus they do nothing but stay inside to coom and play vidya all day. It's truly disgusting how far men have fallen.

Apologies for sperging, he's so amazingly beautiful, I will never get over it.

No. 324806

>>324781

No apologies needed nonna, I've had so many people tell me they thought he was hot despite being undead lmao

No. 324816

File: 1682970532700.gif (1.62 MB, 245x138, tumblr_e532e188cbe20ab12acefbe…)

todays obsession: chestnut haired boy with dead eyes

No. 324840

File: 1682978636224.gif (9.25 MB, 540x617, 78d35e65539967b50c8316d192f264…)


No. 324857

File: 1682983760024.jpeg (98.52 KB, 1200x675, 0e0ae832bfcf49a0f9bdb2a7c81a2c…)

I wanna lick his biceps and abs and ride him until his dick falls out

No. 324890

File: 1682994508307.jpg (97.07 KB, 968x970, 4cd3ea78620b77ca74f3891287a2d0…)

>>324816
IMO the closest guy alive right now who can live up to Delon.

No. 324897

File: 1682996155039.png (83.28 KB, 500x395, 2ED2EEEA-AE5E-4FCC-99B9-8791F7…)

Not sure what his name is (on right) but I saw him when looking for handsome men in the retro-Euro era and my best bet at the time was searching "gay retro french p*rn". I think this was his only body of work but I could be wrong.

No. 324898

File: 1682996190689.jpeg (9.54 KB, 300x230, B9ED0105-E15C-4255-AF05-7FE31A…)

>>324897
And this:

No. 324904

File: 1682999804266.gif (5.26 MB, 540x540, tumblr_5024b7057bacda6dcf8b8ba…)

i'm so tired nonnies…

No. 324905

>>323433
kek based

No. 324918

>>324904
So glad we will have so many races in upcoming weeks to see more of him

No. 324939

File: 1683016418244.jpg (30.02 KB, 400x400, b12bd593bdf0630f85aa2bef08f933…)


No. 324954

>>324816
I want a hot boyfriend who looks like this but is humble so I can tell him all the time how pretty he is and hype him up

No. 324959

File: 1683028823901.jpg (59.61 KB, 457x688, i.jpg)

>>324857
r/asianmasculinity

No. 324964

File: 1683032918130.jpeg (603.68 KB, 2850x1900, 0D638E09-1E08-40C1-8869-162AC6…)

sigh

No. 324966

Just wanted to say nonna has the best taste looking at the thread-gif. There'll never be a better looking man.

No. 324967

>>324964
he's conventional?

No. 324971

File: 1683035690357.jpeg (112.64 KB, 714x1202, 0E7F9161-E4FE-4B7E-9E73-0E5486…)

>>324967
….yes

No. 324975

>>324954
Most moids who look like that are either bimbos or assholes unfortunately.

No. 324980

>>324954
He's ok. Like a 7/10. There's plenty of dudes out there within their early to mid 20s who look like that.

No. 324981

File: 1683038915832.gif (5 MB, 480x270, BEEC0E94-BBF6-4375-924A-354651…)

>>324939
>>324939
Cute. Reminds me of this guy.

No. 324996

>>324971
he always looked like a nerd to me, guess it was his personality

No. 325006

>>324959
Not sure what you mean or if you're calling me a Reddit moid

Can't even post hot dudes without some anons being weird about it smh

No. 325011

>>324975
Nta but he's literally an average Mediterranean dude.

No. 325015

File: 1683047719218.jpg (39.18 KB, 499x624, a157c177b5624f3935bdebc4b389f0…)

disgusting Nikocado chode posted above, don't scroll above, have some Jeenu in Ralph Lauren to cleanse your eyes.

No. 325016

File: 1683047743829.png (594.2 KB, 832x1238, tumblr_521588a69ef18b922dab242…)


No. 325031

>>325006
/g/ sucks lately it’s getting infested by newfags who can’t integrate

No. 325034

>>325006
Anons in these threads always act weird whenever asian men are posted, like the time a couple of years ago someone kept calling everyone 'pedo' for posting them

No. 325043

>>325034
If you’re over the age of 18 and find kpop boys attractive, you are a pedo, they look like literal children(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 325044

File: 1683062029142.jpg (54.9 KB, 735x729, 82ecb14e88393b0f2eae185d3bec28…)


No. 325063

>>325043
You're the worse

No. 325084

>>325063
you have to be doing it on purpose now nonny kek. just google the usage!

No. 325120

File: 1683080897376.jpeg (245.04 KB, 995x1159, jakeg.jpeg)

Jake Gyllenhaal with black hair was on another level… god

No. 325151

File: 1683098788939.jpg (325.46 KB, 2640x1430, goldfarb.jpg)

>>325120
I want a threesome with him and Jared Leto circa Requiem

No. 325165

File: 1683106531164.jpg (126.56 KB, 750x1124, Badgley - Headshot (1).jpeg.jp…)

>>325120
Not a jakefag but he looks gorgeous here
My pushy belongs to hot brown eyed men

No. 325166

File: 1683107173278.png (328.08 KB, 685x852, Screenshot 2023-05-03 151610.p…)

bump, gore in /w/, /meta/, /snow/

No. 325167

File: 1683107231777.png (271.8 KB, 676x855, iufgvikeru.png)


No. 325168

File: 1683107321785.jpg (65.19 KB, 564x853, 5a5fd689e036e3493014db1efdbbcf…)


No. 325170

File: 1683107945344.png (194.04 KB, 679x856, Screenshot 2023-05-03 152945.p…)


No. 325171

File: 1683108060986.png (287.31 KB, 678x843, Screenshot 2023-05-03 153201.p…)


No. 325176

File: 1683108955549.png (314.85 KB, 718x859, Screenshot 2023-05-03 154644.p…)


No. 325181

>>324890
not even close

No. 325182

>>325176
He seems like he’d be emotionally manipulative, and suicidebait when you want to break up

No. 325183

>>325166
I love your taste, know any other cute guys who look similar?

No. 325184

>>325182
more like he has peanut sized balls due to steroids

No. 325186

>>325182
ofc, he's a non-binary loser

No. 325187

File: 1683112946914.jpg (41.26 KB, 356x440, 5865ABE8F0819B2F97FD1FDB85E852…)

>>325183
i feel like the men of Ralph Lauren tend to look handsome, are black/dark-skinned guys your type? how's this guy?

No. 325188

File: 1683113132089.jpg (143.07 KB, 1191x800, 114307-1200x800.jpg)

Alton Mason, cutest during this Chanel show, he's generally pretty cute but he's a model so he gets put in stupid looks from time to time

No. 325189

File: 1683114948649.webm (4.24 MB, 576x1024, SaveInsta.App-3006306709632705…)

all except 5th, 6th, 7th, and 13th dudes

No. 325190

File: 1683116684411.jpg (71.92 KB, 620x832, ArthurGosse.jpg)


No. 325191

File: 1683117068744.jpg (31 KB, 408x612, MarlonTeixeira.jpg)


No. 325192

>>325167
>>325170
>>325171
too photoshopped

No. 325208

>>325187
Yeah I'm brown myself and find brown/black men in classy looks quite attractive, I'll make sure to check those models thanks nona.

No. 325229

File: 1683132255574.png (81.43 KB, 600x924, AdonisBosso.png)

>>325208
>find brown/black men in classy looks quite attractive
same here, which is funny because all the men around me don't have the taste to dress well in their own ethnic clothing let alone Western clothing.

No. 325458

File: 1683204930470.jpg (53.42 KB, 714x940, qMLIH0IU.jpg)


No. 325579

can anybody delonpost a little more?

No. 325584

>>325458
thanks for this anon, my thirst for him cannot be satiated

No. 325591

File: 1683234506159.gif (2.66 MB, 268x268, alain_delon.gif)

>>325579
From two threads ago

No. 325592

>>325591
fuuuuggg thanks nonnie….

No. 325593

File: 1683234920599.jpg (114.61 KB, 640x862, bjorn 30 (1).jpg)


No. 325594

File: 1683235433598.jpg (158.8 KB, 705x1003, 1671906723032398.jpg)


No. 325877

File: 1683314926153.jpg (123.36 KB, 1080x937, renault era.jpg)

never been as attracted to a man

No. 325903

File: 1683323428352.jpg (75.29 KB, 906x1200, 583cbc5b8f7e2dfc4e2b6febbff968…)

>>325579
Sure
What are our thoughts on bearded Alain? He reminds me of Aragorn a little bit

No. 325904

File: 1683323972808.gif (1.35 MB, 480x360, giphy.gif)

>>325903
Idk.. We feel good, but definitely not as good as young prime Delon

No. 325907

File: 1683324174699.gif (553.25 KB, 640x358, alain-delon.gif)

just posting em cuz I know there's some nonnie out there who'll enjoy it.

No. 325908

File: 1683324537036.gif (3.75 MB, 498x368, the-leopard-il-gattopardo.gif)

did you know it's very likely Visconti fucked him in the ass

No. 325910

File: 1683325104653.gif (2.08 MB, 498x277, 454535345.gif)

>>325908
I mean, his female co star literally caught them in bed together so..

No. 325912

File: 1683325587228.gif (1.06 MB, 400x215, O3ZZ.gif)

>>325910
damn I didn't know that
Spill the tea

No. 325916

File: 1683326681039.jpg (36.25 KB, 600x400, 18947737.jpg-r_1280_720-f_jpg-…)


No. 325951

File: 1683353920561.jpg (340.68 KB, 1106x1380, tumblr_55696d5518e2c067dd371e4…)

I know nothing about this scrote but. Yes please. He looks like a character from Patalliro or something lmao

No. 325967

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No. 325970

File: 1683369170764.jpg (93.67 KB, 766x600, dscn98101.jpg)

>>325967
this movie set was so dreamlike :(
I wish for every hot actor out there, there was this sort of boring slice of life movies solely focused on their beauty(:()

No. 326004

File: 1683377911306.jpg (20.24 KB, 604x402, ulliel gaspard (7).jpg)


No. 326009

File: 1683379998197.jpg (298.98 KB, 1365x2048, outfit.jpg)

>>325951
He could use a slight chin recession surgery but otherwise I'd like to learn more about him, too. Is he a slut? Is he chaste? Is he kind?

No. 326017

>>325951
>>326009
he looks like ezra miller with downs

No. 326018

>>326017
He does not look downs but I guess he does have a lazy eye kek. Ezra Miller looks like Ezra Miller with downs. Is this random boy the new Ezra? Will he be in the Flash? I literally don't know who this is

No. 326019

>>326009
I can't decide if he's handsome or just a bit facially weird or both

>>325916
yes
>>325910
yes
>>325170
would be amazing if real

No. 326020

File: 1683385746170.jpg (64.89 KB, 783x1197, ulliel gaspard (12).jpg)

is it fine if I shit up the thread..? I don't know how else to steam off my obsession

No. 326021


No. 326045

File: 1683391277331.webm (6.49 MB, 1920x1080, ulliel slow.webm)

>>326020
that's it. now I'm making webms.

No. 326046

File: 1683391952349.jpg (164.74 KB, 1121x1200, i miss him on redbull.jpg)

can't wait for tomorrow nonnies…

No. 326069

File: 1683400655933.jpeg (88.97 KB, 709x1200, 88DF3F66-3F19-4298-B5AB-4AC8C5…)


No. 326112

File: 1683410365884.jpg (60.6 KB, 564x895, 7213979f1e30da2e24cf4ae55bc4de…)


No. 326129

File: 1683420720383.jpg (50.61 KB, 752x601, 150063_7088-3318164446.jpg)


No. 326159

>>326112
He was SO FOINE as Dean Thomas in Harry Potter. Plus he's 1.93m. Neville who?

No. 326161

File: 1683438933233.jpg (Spoiler Image, 292.56 KB, 1280x1920, tumblr_o4wszgdyxY1r0i08oo2_128…)

>>326159
Oh no. No no no no. The Britbong Curse strikes again. Spoilered so I don't kill the vibe here, but it's a sad day. He had such a good glow-up.

No. 326176

File: 1683447669870.jpg (169.18 KB, 1920x1040, MV5BMGUwMDMwMjctOTkzYS00NDY4LW…)

its really a shame that keanu couldnt act for shit cause he looks perfect in all the early 90s movies hes in

No. 326475

File: 1683539411735.jpg (71.56 KB, 701x1202, 678a6f8577e960674e1becaa224bbe…)

feel like shit, might do a sainz dump

No. 326477

File: 1683539455544.jpg (57.42 KB, 736x736, 1de1672acc9bbd9bbdf2950e1eb567…)


No. 326478

File: 1683539515358.jpg (38.2 KB, 530x530, 7ed4aae6e62804e4dc997313037789…)


No. 326480

File: 1683539556335.jpg (96.35 KB, 676x1200, 8fdee4eef6dc1fd86f0a1ada3b826f…)


No. 326797

File: 1683598968225.gif (1.61 MB, 245x260, Tumblr_l_1507376684786177.gif)

I know you will pillory me, nonas, but I present Long Hair Harry to you.

No. 326798

File: 1683599047728.gif (2.99 MB, 350x465, Tumblr_l_1507369566316951.gif)


No. 326801

>>326797
>>326798
he loses a lot of points for having an extremely annoying personality

No. 326803

>>326797
>>326798
the widespread lust for this man completely confounds me. Even when I was into men, I could never make sense of it. The most I can say of him is that he looks like Some Dude. I think i've seen 200 harries while grocery shopping. And most of them have had better hairlines.
I don't know shit about him so I always assumed he must be very charming or something, but after seeing >>326801 my only working theory has been squashed. I'm not hating on you either, it's probably good to be able to lust after this type of man because you will have many opportunities to find them in the wild. Harryfuckers are probably the reason the human race has been able to continue.

No. 326810

>>326797
Not my type but you know what the dimple is cute. I'll give him that.

No. 326813

File: 1683606506284.jpg (64.14 KB, 612x459, image.jpg)

>>323453
I just happened to watch the Seinfeld episode he's in the other day and just realized he was hot for the first time. Something about him is slightly attractive even in his old toad form. I think it is his voice like >>323457 said

No. 326819

>>326803
>I always assumed he must be very charming
To be fair, he WAS charming when he was in 1d. That's what he was known for really, he got hideous and annoying when he went solo and his hairline receeded.

No. 327000

File: 1683657058743.jpg (208.49 KB, 861x1200, 6ef396e6a4299172c4e8aac4f38819…)

>>325593
>cut hair

No. 327292

File: 1683747573409.jpg (99.95 KB, 1813x766, bjorn 178.JPG)

>>327000
not sure if this era is legal yet

No. 327293

>>327292
This is around the time he started looking like Mayo Monkey #31415.

No. 327305

>>323260
I had a BIG FAT CRUSH on him when I saw the stargate movie as a little kid, kek

No. 327367

File: 1683771893113.jpg (152.58 KB, 1004x2048, Fu9uk-QWwAosARU.jpg)

Thinking

No. 327368

>>325191
Whomst.

No. 327370

File: 1683772030182.jpg (46.28 KB, 736x621, 7dc1dfe397f1ff0bff74d3d7cb6db6…)

>>325170
I hate that Korean men edit their heads to be so freaking small

No. 327401

>>326069
Who dis

No. 327435


No. 327710

File: 1683918001464.jpg (114.05 KB, 988x1760, 180a87a437232657d8673d4b1d1447…)

Idk about you guys, but I don't see a lot of these snackin' older men here, as older men/their current age and not their younger selves.
JDM everyday. That smile? That voice? The glint in his eyes? His humor?
Also his down to earth personality alone?
Couldn't keep me off him.
don't come for my daddy issues kek, I just want him to choke me a lil bit

No. 327718

>>327710
Post wall scrotes are objectively ugly

No. 327733

File: 1683924510735.jpeg (109.71 KB, 1396x1121, IMG_1361.jpeg)

Yum

No. 327735

File: 1683924715917.jpeg (18.37 KB, 480x360, IMG_1363.jpeg)


No. 327737

File: 1683925179961.jpeg (39.29 KB, 602x619, IMG_1364.jpeg)

>>327735(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 327804

File: 1683955129368.jpg (197.37 KB, 1016x1351, tumblr_pthz15yApg1qlsd9ho1_128…)

>>327368
ayrt Marlon Teixeira, seems to be friends with Francisco L.

No. 327806

>>327718
especially when the women thirsting after him are daddy-issues addled younger women, aren't there any decent looking older men that even older women like?

No. 327807

>>327718
especially when the women thirsting after him are daddy-issues addled younger women, aren't there any decent looking older men that even older women like?

No. 327848

File: 1683979247013.jpg (108.57 KB, 1069x696, cows.jpg)

lucky nonnie

No. 328081

File: 1684041131429.webm (1.28 MB, 576x768, Snaptik.app_699621905890345293…)

sunday delonpost

No. 328085

>>328081
delicious, thank you very much nonny

No. 328118

File: 1684049690705.jpg (39.32 KB, 500x389, c07371dbda05549e22b8d1b42d3a80…)

Before he hit the wall

No. 328119

>>328118
so sad, such a cutie when he was young

No. 328177

File: 1684062693549.jpg (21.86 KB, 292x355, director sexy.jpg)

>>327710
I can definitely think of a snackin older man.
ugh what I would let this man do to me

No. 328181

File: 1684064120129.gif (1.75 MB, 305x305, IMG_7328.gif)

When I tell him pussy is for dessert tonight

No. 328185

File: 1684064545269.jpg (118.99 KB, 564x972, 36690c5118cd1c55769a0dd6167b07…)

>>327401
Lee Jongwon I think. he's hawt!

No. 328193

>>328181
Is that Ethan from Maneskin or someone else?

No. 328194

>>328193
It is him

No. 328212

>>328181
I can't get over how handsome he is. I hope he never gets rid of his beautiful hair.

No. 328233

>>328212
I know right. He’d be even hotter if he was in a band that made good music tho

No. 328327

>>328081
00:09… yep, he's french…

No. 328331

File: 1684095660930.jpg (47.31 KB, 500x500, renny.jpg)

Are my fellow Houltfags/Renfield fags around?

No. 328392

>>328327
That's him kissing the average Frenchwoman

No. 328491

File: 1684157315687.jpg (31.15 KB, 410x580, 5435d6b6f2e44c677df97ce472dcae…)

toma ikuta starring as oba yozo from dazai's no longer human novel. he kinda hit the wall though

No. 328502

>>328491
I’ve noticed Japanese men hit the wall faster and bald more easily than other kinds of Asian men. Maybe it’s due to Japs more Caucasian admixture.

Korean men seem to age the best as they have strong bone structure and basically never bald. Dunno about Chinese as I only find a couple Chinese actors attractive. Japs look good in their twenties then get twink death and look like seedy gigolos by 35.

No. 328503

File: 1684159795453.jpeg (28.37 KB, 700x256, 2CC13629-DF47-4300-BFFF-903E69…)

Speaking of Jap boys. Found an old 2005 copy of Poporo magazine from my childhood and almost cried looking through it. They were my OT3 husbandos with flicky hair. Is it kinda bad I always gave zero fucks about the other 3, kek.

No. 328504

File: 1684159941087.jpeg (122.52 KB, 854x1080, 6F7D2DCB-0DF7-44D1-A680-7E56F3…)

RIP Miura-kun.

No. 328538

>>328502
Truly the British of Asia

No. 328547

>>328538
that would be India, miss.

No. 328600

>>328504
He was too beautiful for this ugly world.

No. 328609

File: 1684182419919.gif (1.05 MB, 498x258, avan.gif)

I wish Avan Jogia was better at picking his projects, a guy this fine shouldn't be stuck in the d list shit he is always in

No. 328618

>>328609
Kinda OT but he was the first ~hot guy~ I actually found attractive in any Disney/Nick series. I sometimes watched Victorious just because I had a crush on him lmao.

No. 328620

>>328185
Aww I looked him up and it says he was born in 1994. By that first pic you posted I thought he was way older.

No. 328628

>>328618
Exactly how I found him too nonna lmao. I was slightly too old for Victorious (mid/late teens when it was aired) but I discovered him when I was babysitting - 10 years or so later I'm still thirsting.

I was obsessed with this video at the time and would reblog any gifs of it to my tumblr kek

No. 328645

File: 1684191878764.webm (2.56 MB, 768x576, Snaptik.app_711630415629757978…)

absolutely ILLEGAL delonpost

No. 328683

File: 1684207168501.jpeg (94.13 KB, 564x728, 5de16e2cf8829f9bcc9f2b3d933dc2…)

Chris Cornell in this era

No. 328684


No. 328829

>>328683
I miss him. <#3

No. 330161

File: 1684807626501.jpg (250.59 KB, 1280x1468, 58662aaee8782cdfbd6e1d0a134873…)

>>325910
>>325908
Delon and Helmut Berger (pic related) apparently fought over Visconti (who was old af) at one point and still have feud. They both were bi, Berger called Visconti the love of his life. Delon is now right-wing (don't google how these guys look now kek) but even he admits he fucked some men. The eurocinema scene back then was interesting and produced some 10/10 beautiful man kino.

No. 330276

>>322657
I've been watching and saving edits of this guy for the past few weeks even though I have no idea who he is. I don't even like moustaches but it looks so good on him

No. 330292

>>330276
that's aaron johnson, but don't look him up without putting "young" at the end.

No. 330490

File: 1684922378401.png (923.57 KB, 1908x1146, 66635045-0-image-a-41_16738974…)

no thoughts head empty.

No. 330491

>>330276
Make sure to look up gifs of his dick swinging around in some movie, he is blessed

No. 330509

>>330292
I looked him up but… meh. I think it’s just that one specific character. Maybe I need to watch this movie
>>330491
Watching those gifs turned me off more than anything LMAO

No. 330529

>>330292
That old lady was the only one who got him while he was hot

No. 330575

File: 1684956572609.jpg (48.37 KB, 500x604, 1ffb0d2db19684e74e754e7ffc318e…)

I recently started rewatching Supernatural season 1 and I forgot how stunning young Dean / Jensen was, just jawdropping

>>327710
not judging you one bit nonna

No. 330576

File: 1684956621914.gif (5.81 MB, 374x211, dean.gif)

>>330575
looks like the camera thought so too

No. 330595

>>330575
He's insanely gorgeous, only rivalled by the times Sam got shirtless and is like 7ft tall and ripped

No. 330671

File: 1684984600784.jpg (11.64 KB, 276x259, mattle.jpg)

>>330575
He reminds me a bit of young Joey

No. 330873

>>330575
Dean Winchester might unironically be the sexiest man in tv history

No. 330937

File: 1685102598509.jpg (89.73 KB, 736x1104, jackles.jpg)

>>330873
definitely one of the most beautiful, those eyes man

No. 330960

File: 1685113077312.jpg (31.13 KB, 470x470, download.jpg)

his arms dude holy fuck

No. 330977

File: 1685117536492.jpeg (57.43 KB, 564x555, tumblr_98d296a2425cd47acff5671…)

I NEED young Maxmoefoe right now

No. 330983

>>330960
It sometimes feels like Jerma could have been am actor instead of streamer. He's probably the only one in the streaming community who carries himself the way an actual (dignified) celebrity would.

No. 330996

>>330960
I could write paragraphs upon paragraphs of what I want him to do to me. It's so bad. I need him, he's the perfect man in every way

No. 331000

File: 1685128641177.jpg (88.97 KB, 955x767, MV5BMDVlMDA0YjItYjFhZC00YWZiLW…)

Brando-chan, my beloved

No. 331003

>>331000
God he was so fucking hot in his prime.

No. 331004

>>330575
Have you seen The Boys? Hoooo man he's still so hot

No. 331031

>>330996
fuck yeah. i have so many fantasies it’s unreal. imagine how he’s in bed… drooling right now

No. 331042

File: 1685138202577.gif (1.83 MB, 350x184, MFhd.gif)

brandon stoughton in womanizer

No. 331051

File: 1685141315415.jpg (79.13 KB, 750x649, DukNtZhWsAEpBP1.jpg)


No. 331096

File: 1685165768071.jpeg (25.93 KB, 682x450, IMG_0005.jpeg)

Was anyone gonna tell me that Snoop Dogg was fine when he was young or was that something I was supposed to figure out for myself

No. 331100

File: 1685168843824.png (164.66 KB, 1069x544, introoftheBonesmovie.png)

>>331096
i don't get him in the photo you posted but i thought he was quite handsome in the Bones movie(picrel)

No. 331101

File: 1685169007224.png (154.19 KB, 607x466, oki.png)

okay maybe he's cute in this one too, the guy beside him is also cute.

No. 331102

>>331101
i image searched the guy on the right, and why why why why is it that men say that women commit just as many sexual offences as men but nearly all female celebs manage to go their entire lives without a single accusation, even if it's "oh men are ridiculed and not believed", who the fuck believes or respects women, this fuck got away twice.

No. 331115

>>331102
You do know that neither really confirms or denies it right? That just means that theres social pressure for men to keep their mouths shut. I'm not saying that men don't do the majority but I'm willing to wager the number of female celebs is a lot higher than we know iff.

No. 331171

File: 1685207673822.jpeg (361.03 KB, 1920x1280, IMG_2227.jpeg)

i wanna go back to 2007 and make love to this diana lookalike

No. 331173

>>331000

When I was studying streetcar named desire for english lit at 16 me and my whole class (who were only girls Cus its English literature…) literally combusted everywhere when we first saw him, he was so fine so then I watched a bunch of other movies he was in and I’ve come around to appreciate his acting skills. What’s even funnier is that DIO Brando from the jojo series was based off him!

No. 331210

File: 1685222592639.jpg (175.83 KB, 640x800, 640px-Gregory_Peck_Atticus_Pub…)

I need Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch BADLY. Handsome, intelligent, a good father.

No. 331288

File: 1685242817370.jpg (32.77 KB, 376x594, chace crawford.jpg)

>>331004
speaking of the boys… (1/2)

No. 331289

File: 1685242856274.jpg (17.5 KB, 320x320, crawford v2.jpg)

2/2

No. 331748

File: 1685371153035.jpg (50.48 KB, 1232x1080, downbad.jpg)

this man has me scouring the internet for video footage of him like ancient aliens

No. 331751

File: 1685371734286.jpg (47.98 KB, 564x787, 3bc9bd7fa7d65b13fb74b7f7f004f3…)

>>331748
love this photo of his, makes him look like an android of sorts

No. 331794

File: 1685380009391.jpg (111.57 KB, 683x1024, 15915041013_a2530377c7_b.jpg)

>>331751
ooh that's a nice one anon! here's one of my favorite runway looks of his

No. 332666

>>331748
>>331751
>>331794
that is in fact an attractive man I want to fuck

No. 332907

File: 1685811131724.jpeg (32.61 KB, 512x640, 9247CFC5-84B9-4379-B59A-3D2EAD…)

>>322417
ever since moids discovered Patrick Bateman it’s embarrassing to see them emulate him. but I won’t complain about seeing clips of Christian bale all the time.

No. 332909

File: 1685811635379.jpeg (30.94 KB, 750x620, AC3CFBD4-9159-4149-8F13-A03100…)

>>330960
It sucks that the majority of his fans are sweaty tifs. They make him say stupid tra enabling things. I feel that he doesn’t understand it but he hates any conflict and is very avoidant of anything that could excite it. His editor on 2nd jerma is a tim though so idk. I would treat him so right.

No. 333178

File: 1685895117433.jpg (29.07 KB, 612x612, Osman_Khalid_Butt_Pakistani_Te…)


No. 333179

File: 1685895261196.jpg (13.81 KB, 350x485, fullsizephoto1501993.jpg)

Lee Kyu Han

No. 333180

File: 1685895423832.jpg (15.84 KB, 600x336, fullsizephoto1433407.jpg)

Jung Chan

No. 333191

>>333178
eh, this one is like a weirder looking young Johnny Depp, but ig not quite unconventional, any body pics of him?

No. 333198

File: 1685900457040.jpg (67.11 KB, 640x783, 2f04964f0c4b76c419a4c4ef93aa4c…)

I just want to kiss him so bad

No. 333311


No. 333312

>>333180
looks like winnie the jinping.

No. 334266

File: 1686273461627.png (162.49 KB, 517x636, ryro.png)

I want to fuck Ryan Ross so bad. Always loved him way more than Brendon. Man did he age well.

No. 334267

>>334266
Omfg yes. Especially when during the Fever era.

Is this an older pic? He disappeared from social media after that one crazy bitch catfished him and tricked him into thinking he was texting brendon.

No. 334268

>>334267
Yeah it's an older pic. He last posted on Instagram in 2020 but he played a bit at a show in September 2022! Pretty sure it's on YouTube if you search "Phantom Planet Ryan Ross"

No. 334325

>>332909
sadly yeah there’s lots of trannies in his community (my question is why the fuck??) also you’re right he hates conflicts that’s why he’s letting these things pass by. also about the 2nd jerma editor, who is he? how do you know he’s a tim?

No. 334328

File: 1686309622401.jpg (19.02 KB, 300x300, scott-porter-7.jpg)


No. 334329

File: 1686309646693.jpg (145.62 KB, 1200x675, Jeff-Seid-Training-Program.jpg)


No. 334330

File: 1686309667740.jpg (43.33 KB, 592x793, 1396360496013-XXX-D-HOT-PAGE-1…)


No. 334331

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No. 334332

File: 1686309755712.jpg (89.3 KB, 640x959, DyABNVpU8AAFZ5M.jpg)


No. 334333

File: 1686309805600.jpg (132.22 KB, 900x1110, Maximilian_Schell_-_1961-jn.jp…)


No. 334334

File: 1686309918774.jpg (21.47 KB, 340x510, Yuki Kimisawa Profile.jpeg.jpg)

Last participation, the rest of my gallery are women and manga characters.
Also this made me realize I have a type.

No. 334351


No. 334358

>>334325
I can’t find the twitter account but the editor posts about how girly he is when he’s taking his titty pills. It almost ruins jerma for me.

No. 334372

babygirl

No. 334373

File: 1686330369731.gif (2.81 MB, 540x370, aragorn.gif)


No. 334374

File: 1686330488467.gif (454.83 KB, 250x363, tumblr_n6dc5eYetW1s9xl7yo2_r1_…)


No. 334388

>>334374
my mom is obsessed with him

No. 334391

>>334372
I found a clearer version of this complete with his walk. His voice grew on me kek. He sounds like Romanian Microsoft TTS.
>>334373
Aragorn my beloved. Based taste anon.

No. 334397

>>334372
>he's one year younger than me
What the fuck??

No. 334451

>>332907
Too bad none of them want to emulate his looks.

No. 334487

>>334374
We need to go back to those kinds of hairstyles asap. Today's moids have no idea how much they loose their value by cutting their hair too short.

No. 334494

>>334358
ewwww hell naw jerma i know u can do better

No. 334535

>>334374
That's the guy who should have got with Marilyn Monroe.

No. 334537

>>334487
Moids are so afraid of seeming unmasculine or effeminate that they would say that man's hair is "long". As if it was just natural for men to have super short, ugly hair and it's not just a recent male fad. I wonder if war in the first half of the 20th century and the glorification of the soldier's life had anything to do with it.

No. 334539

>>334537
I know right, my eyes immediately linger on boys with longer hair (so long as the hair is washed and the boy in question doesn't look one second from trooning), they need to realize that they are only going to have hair for so long and may as well embrace it, let it grow out, style it nice, etc. We need pro-long hair propaganda. Tell males it's like a lion's mane. Why would you want short beta male hair when you can have long alpha male lion hair- something retarded like that.

No. 334548

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No. 334549

File: 1686418088468.jpeg (60.67 KB, 564x753, 2932BC60-CDB1-406E-A3FD-97BEE5…)


No. 334550

random guy I came across on yt shorts

No. 334598

File: 1686429915800.jpeg (46.42 KB, 405x719, 0A11B25F-CAD2-428A-87FE-2981B1…)

yum

No. 334599

>>334332
Whomst?

No. 334610

>>334550
I don't find him attractive personally, but this video is satisfying as fuck.

No. 334611

File: 1686432984981.gif (1.89 MB, 391x304, IMG_1123.gif)

>>324578
Finally, someone who gets it. Finding available guys like these in the modern goth scene where I live is so hard. They’re either into mostly men, or not monogamous.

No. 334614

>>327735
Who is this though?

No. 334615

>>327735
Who is this though?

No. 334616

>>334598
Rodrick………

No. 334623

>>334598
God yesssssssssssssssssssssssss rodrick edits get me wet as fuck

No. 334704

>>334329
I'm not sure if I think that face fits that body

>>326797
God damn Harry used to be cute, no wonder they had masses of teen girls stanning them. No idea what they see in his raggedy unwashed unfashionable ass now.

No. 335002

File: 1686599597893.jpeg (176.49 KB, 1104x1298, 80670695-B31F-4D1C-8D3D-CB9248…)

They are just the stupidest guys ever. And I love them. Farin and Bela are hot but Rod is debatable.

No. 335003

File: 1686599745598.jpeg (65.28 KB, 640x851, 73C4B9D4-1C29-4B1F-A582-C91B3C…)


No. 335007

File: 1686600512356.jpeg (76.65 KB, 640x996, 8BC527F7-0C3B-4360-803D-DA83E9…)


No. 335098

File: 1686621701318.jpg (119 KB, 663x828, Fxqlao7XoAEtboP.jpg)

It's tragic when fine men have terrible tattoos

No. 335181

File: 1686654772589.jpg (70.99 KB, 735x728, 9b7f74da24d314fc669fcb0a5d7ebd…)

too bad he's a total pos

No. 335352

File: 1686725957280.jpg (17.72 KB, 400x400, tlscJP5U_400x400.jpg)

cutie

No. 335415

File: 1686751791454.jpeg (116.02 KB, 1170x1335, IMG_2547.jpeg)


No. 335690

File: 1686862759298.jpeg (51.03 KB, 601x750, 0E349AB7-E1D6-457D-A8C4-133687…)

I need to be healed

No. 335692

>>335415
Is that the guy from 68 kill?

No. 335695

>>335692
NTA but that's the guy from the Netflix series "You"

No. 335698

File: 1686864682496.jpg (109.06 KB, 960x1200, MV5BNGJmOTlmNWEtNDFmMy00MTQ2LT…)

>>335692
>>335695
It's Penn Badgley (From YOU & Gossip Girl)

No. 335737

>>335690
not the 2D guys posting thread, try the retarded husbando shitposting thread

No. 335773

File: 1686886862870.jpeg (40.34 KB, 500x464, IMG_1573.jpeg)

Will always think he was one of the best looking men ever when he was in his prime. 40 now and still cute and youthful looking. I saw him in 2018 and the crowd was all smushed against his side and people would NOT budge. So I had to stand on Ben’s side of the stage haha

No. 335785

File: 1686896196311.jpg (22.57 KB, 500x369, 1539509371929.jpg)

don't know who this is

No. 335828

>>335698
Dear God I love him so much

No. 335830

>>335785
Oh that's just my husband

No. 335838

File: 1686920896993.gif (2.16 MB, 500x500, joe-goldberg-making-faces-from…)

>>335828
same anon

No. 335847

File: 1686922621018.jpg (18.65 KB, 450x640, 1366024-casper.jpg)

>>335785
His torso is so long in this pic my half awake brain saw it as if it ended in a lil point on the bottom like a cartoon ghost tail

No. 335853

File: 1686924027816.jpeg (181.49 KB, 678x1024, Jhonnes-Mattos-by-Felipe-Pilot…)

>>335785
his name is Jhonnes Mattos, he's brazilian and he's about 35 years old now, he's probably 18 in that picture. I looked up some more recent photos and he still looks good he just got a bit skinnier, being a professional model will do that. he's somehow both hairier and more effeminate looking now

No. 335856

File: 1686924685420.jpg (53.36 KB, 500x700, slide-v-jules-casque.jpg)

Uh well, I find Jules Bianchi quite attractive for whatsoever reason despite him looking like a generic white man…. Now only if he wasn't fucking dead as all hell.

No. 335869

>>335856
Greetings from the unconventional thread, just wanna extend an olive branch of "I also have a dead-ass husbando". Sucks, but at least you can adore him full in the knowledge that he wasn't exposed to the gayness of today's world.

No. 335897

>>335856
Why are there a disproportionate amount of attractive men in racing? You don't see this in any other sport.

No. 335910

>>335897
true!! plus they also wear helmets and you can't really see their face most of the time. so it is unfortunate

No. 335959

>>335897
About 40% of racing fans are women, the highest percentage of any sport

No. 335966

>>335897
A friend of mine, who loves racing and whose husbando is Charles Leclerc, told me that it seems to be a marketing technique even, because having hot racers makes racing more interesting to more people, like isn’t it great? Looking at a dude racing some super machine, and when he takes off the helmet that has a bunch of publicity, you see a beautiful man, a sweaty beautiful man with a silly Instagram account with silly pictures and who is ridiculously unapproachable because of his dedication to his job.

No. 335973

>>335897
Racing is extremely expensive right? Rich people tend to be better looking so that might be part of it.

No. 335991

>>335973
This is the answer

No. 335995

>>335973
But the richest men in the world are usually old/fat/or look like Zuckerberg, these racecar guys seem to be just the exception

No. 336224

File: 1687088193405.jpg (38.3 KB, 563x649, 6259c8b07962b0a582b38f5d7a153e…)

i just want to not like him anymore, i spend too much time watching vids hes in.
im curious how you guys would rate him cuz a lot of my friends said hes average but also the beauty standard in my country for men is more "rough and hairy" i guess.

No. 336415

File: 1687154998791.jpg (150.93 KB, 1600x1200, 2a8093ef414d667d65c1bdb5973152…)

His face is sooo beautiful and he has perfect dark brown eyes. He also got so much more hamsome when he reached his 30s. Truly a perfect face to me, if he were bigger tho I would've lost my mind cause he's kind of lanky but thats OK

No. 336418

>>336224
He’s obviously hot, but who is this? I feel like I recognize him

No. 336432

File: 1687162326960.jpeg (217.73 KB, 1636x1080, 776F9309-8CA1-417B-80CC-5B5CCA…)

too Generic White Male(tm) for me but I figured you would appreciate young Travis Fimmel

No. 336437

>>336432
not for you is more for me

No. 336438

>>335785
god dam anon what are you doing to me by posting this

No. 336518

>>336418
hes hendery from wayv
i swear im not a kpooper i only listen to wayv.
btw he doesnt always look this hot.

No. 336528

File: 1687199023300.jpg (14.41 KB, 320x320, f.jpg)


No. 336620

>>336432
Kek hes such a little bitch to this day but he has such a nice hairline

No. 336627

File: 1687228730475.jpeg (99 KB, 1201x1201, DDCF1995-648B-4573-B50F-9B603D…)

Random YouTuber I literally just found who does reactions that aren’t that funny but he looks like an ex I’m still obsessed with so I’m gonna watch all of his videos now

No. 336631

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>>336627
I think he uses filters on his photos and seems kinda gay but he laughs exactly like my ex too so I’m in love.

No. 336650

>>336627
Wtf is this broccoli boy mysterie meat abomination

No. 336652

>>336650
I bet you want to fuck Mike Stoklasa

No. 336654

>>336650
>mysterie meat
why do nonnas keep saying this about any non-blonde haired blue eye guy, he doesn't even look mixed

No. 336655

>>336627
That bouffant of broccoli arranged on his head like an edible bouquet

No. 336675

>>336627
>>336631
JC I thought this was Hasan

No. 336676

File: 1687247583986.gif (7.2 MB, 480x351, tumblr_d7f00729cf047c595293eeb…)

>>336652
Hey don't drag us Stoklasasisters into this

No. 336729

File: 1687275914973.png (32.47 KB, 174x290, 2450F35A-0ABB-4B5D-AE92-9353EA…)

>>336655
Broccoli cuts require the Hitler Youth side fade. He just has curly hair.

No. 336767

>>336729
anon that pic made me choak on my apple kek

No. 336788

File: 1687291129025.jpg (62.43 KB, 450x695, d94dec6f27c4c2742d6002de922bab…)

I don't even know who he is, but I had this pic saved in my computer and he is pretty cute.

>>336654
Because they're racist

No. 336790

>>336788
That’s park bo gum

No. 336803

File: 1687296960533.jpg (184.56 KB, 1500x1000, mark-webber-porsche-silverston…)

>>335897
'Cause it's a man's sport. You have to have talent, skill, the ability to not die, and be in incredibly good shape. If we're talkin' F1 drivers, Mark Webber used to be fucking gorgeous.

No. 336845

>>336803
>sitting in a car
>steering a wheel
>stepping on pedals
Truly a """"""sport"""""" that requires good shape. The real answer is its one of the few moid activities where they're pretty faces aren't being molded by the elements each time they play. You'll never find guys who look like your pic related in boxing or rugby.

No. 336851

File: 1687327137434.jpeg (274.62 KB, 1152x2048, IMG_1543.jpeg)

>>336845
Nayrt but it’s a motorsport and taxing on the body yeah

No. 336854

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No. 336862

>>336854
>>336803
So it's basically like piloting a fighter jet, right? And even if it's not phisical, I guess it's still important to train your reflexes and such. I know a few athletes and top soldiers and they do all sort of crazy fitness regiments even if a skill itself is not important (like doing headstands and swimming in ice cold water) just because it improves your non-phisical qualities like will and perception.

No. 336899

File: 1687365416250.jpg (39.29 KB, 579x621, ghtzzhio183314.jpg)

Why you do this to me, Caleb?

No. 336904

>>336862
You also have to train your stamina a FUCK ton, as well. Races like Le Mans and others require a lot of endurance. There are also races in hot countries where drivers have been known to pass out.

No. 336943

File: 1687389524680.png (94.87 KB, 780x458, metalrory.png)

i would do unimaginable things to this man

No. 336957

>>336943
this movie was so laughably bad kek but i got turned on when euro was getting stabbed to death.. he made cute noises

No. 336970

>>336943
Oh you are in the wrong thread babydoll

No. 336976

File: 1687403435780.png (327.7 KB, 1000x665, norelation.png)

>>336970
i'm choosing to believe rory culkin is conventionally attractive

No. 336991

>>336976
his eyes look like something from Spore but otherwise not bad

No. 337035

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No. 337059

>>337035
Gordon Ramsey??? This cant be real

No. 337339

>>337035
He's looking more like gollum every day fuck me

No. 337366

File: 1687569459120.jpeg (70.63 KB, 578x695, IMG_7506.jpeg)

soooo hot. i love his retarded cross eyed gaze its so cute. he’s kinda fat now but he looks good as an older man. this pic is from 2004 btw

No. 337443

File: 1687621491431.webm (3.31 MB, 480x848, would-you-react-the-same.webm)

Peak male body

No. 337447

>>337443
watching this might be the most I've gotten out of my taxdollars in years…

No. 337567

File: 1687692941626.png (315.53 KB, 876x1096, Misha.png)

Mikhail Kuznetsov playing Fyodor Basmanov (heavily implied to be Ivan the Terrible's lover) in the Ivan the Terrible films. The scene where he is singing and strutting around in a dress is surprisingly risque for 1940's soviet onion

No. 337649

>>336627
I kinda take this back like physically he’s still very much my type be he’s so painfully fruity I can’t muster up an attraction to him still. Why are all the clean looking moids gay.

No. 337700

File: 1687772929795.jpg (57.23 KB, 492x725, oikawa.JPG)

Never heard of this guy before but he's pretty

No. 337876

File: 1687884224132.jpeg (76.15 KB, 1000x667, gabriel-garko3.jpeg)


No. 337890

>>337035
Ohnonononononono

No. 337943

File: 1687933925863.jpeg (299.96 KB, 1131x1600, s-l1600.jpeg)

young brendan boyd. not a big incubus fan but man is he pretty.

No. 338174

>>337943
Oh god I love him. Guys who look kinda native are my weakness.

No. 338484

File: 1688233880655.jpeg (80.23 KB, 749x495, F23A84BF-A981-4A62-8EEE-D58F95…)

Saw him yesterday and he grinned at me he’s so cute

No. 338488

>>338174
He looks white as fuck, anon. You good?

No. 338515

>>335773
Omg nonny he was the first male crush I can remember when I was a lil baba I thought he was so beautiful at the age of like 7 lmao

No. 338529

File: 1688269051015.jpeg (1.05 MB, 900x1069, IMG_2052.jpeg)

>>337943
Imo he’s still cute. Picrel from 3 days ago. His body looks great. But he’s the type of guy you could always tell would age well

No. 338530

>>338488
NTA but I was curious bc he always looked a bit mixed like Keanu and apparently he’s half Mexican, which means he is likely part indigenous (not a lot but still)

No. 338541

File: 1688283162003.png (336.69 KB, 364x379, Adsız.png)

i posted him before but i just like him so much, so posting again

No. 338548

>>338541
Hendery is cute and kind of autistic good taste.

No. 338598

youtube shorts blessed me with a cute guy again

No. 338653

>>338598
the only thing hotter than a cute guy is a cute guy who is also a musician

No. 338701

File: 1688386145499.jpeg (1.41 MB, 2436x1008, 1CDFCE15-AD25-460D-9BBD-17B47C…)

This cute guy in a Portuguese movie I watched recently.

No. 338783

>>338598
kek look at all the assblasted men in the comments

No. 339315

File: 1688786009846.jpg (1.31 MB, 3648x5472, yung-gravy.jpg)

yung gravy.

No. 339334

File: 1688799897149.jpeg (63.89 KB, 639x593, IMG_4254.jpeg)

He looks like my ex so every time I see this fucker I cry inside. I can’t watch shameless or the bear or even that shitty movie 43

No. 339424

File: 1688863209225.jpg (31.13 KB, 438x594, hhhhhhh.jpg)

i know hes gay but good lord

No. 339450

>>336415
I think he peaked in The Faculty, but maybe I just love Zeke and that movie too much.

No. 340188

File: 1689328462693.jpeg (91.13 KB, 1061x1041, 3AB642BA-1E81-4B01-BF79-29BB8B…)

i love manboobs

No. 340275

File: 1689376385182.jpeg (191.45 KB, 958x1200, FE4F0105-9E65-4512-9701-7135E3…)

tamino amir. has he been posted before? fuck he’s beautiful

No. 340281

>>340188
>picrel
where?

No. 340289


No. 340310

>>322495
he is become hot, the haver of sex

No. 340311

>>340188
he has been popping up on my recommendation this week and I always thought people were trolling when they said he was hot but now I understand all the hype.

No. 340325

>>340275
He looks like he would amke annoying tiktoks

No. 340335

>>337876
You should look into young Vincent Perez.
Especially in La Reine Margot

No. 340377

File: 1689443039482.jpg (29.48 KB, 750x614, Fs4R_htaIAMRIMt.jpg)


No. 340680

File: 1689635147304.jpg (6.1 KB, 205x246, ufu.jpg)

young dostoevsky

No. 340684

>>340377
I'd actually sell organs for him to be mine, embodiment of perfect.

No. 340690

File: 1689640407950.jpeg (170 KB, 736x1092, 6FAB5ADC-E11A-437C-9CB3-DFE69E…)

>>340275
I started listening to his music recently out of thirst alone. I love his downturned eyes

No. 340691

File: 1689640695492.jpeg (88.01 KB, 604x805, 97591122-A9AC-49FD-9698-DA9F02…)

>>340690
the eyes in question…

No. 340694

>>340690
I’ve seen him before but always forget his name. He’s gorgeous though

No. 340696

File: 1689642343955.jpeg (98.97 KB, 750x1053, 507B55D4-2D6B-4557-A991-A1D538…)

Seungcheol
Def a 2010-esque crush

No. 340697

>>340696
This looks like someones 14 year old cousin lmfao. Asian guys look like babies, if you are into this shit as an adult woman you are a creep.(racebait)

No. 340698

File: 1689642964923.jpeg (80.73 KB, 574x1024, 4ED71C98-47FF-47A5-BD10-AFBFAB…)

>>340697
Oh…He was 19 in that pic and so am I rn
Idk I thought he looked pretty masc(?) of his eyebrows and eye bags but each to their own

No. 340699

>>340698
Thats a toddler nonna

No. 340702

>>340699
Does he actually look like one?? I’m embarrassed

No. 340703

File: 1689644727251.png (261.06 KB, 1015x657, Screenshot 2023-07-17 204708.p…)

>>340680
That's not Dostoevsky though lmao

No. 340704

>>340698
>>340702
No, he looks 30 in this second photo. I don't know what racist-chan is on about.

No. 340706

>>340696
It was always Jeonghan for me

No. 340712

>>340275
>>340690
>>340691
Looks like the chad version of Chalamet

No. 340798

>>340188
shoo shoo goblin

No. 341090

File: 1689884335616.jpg (116.35 KB, 771x584, chalamet.jpg)


No. 341153

>>340698
Handsome Korean fuccboi

No. 341182

>>341090
I kinda think he’s cute, would rather see more beautiful smol twink men than hemsworth steroid cavemen in hollywood

No. 341373

>>340691
I thought that was the singer from Maneskin before I read the rest of the posts

>>341090
>>341182
He looks OK styled like that but I find he looks kinda retarded in a lot of pics

No. 341470

File: 1690123306863.jpeg (10.01 KB, 400x300, Cillian-Murphy-in-Red-Eye-cill…)

Just watched Red Eye because of Cillianfag nonas posting about him in celebricows and God. The scenes when he's chasing Rachel McAdams limping and breathing heavily, falling down, tripping etc…
The despair and patheticness was so hot. I enjoyed the bathroom scene as well but I don't like psycho scrotes getting their way, it would have been way hotter if she started choking him back and he cried or something

No. 341473

>>334598
looks skinny fat here, yuck.
>>337035
cameltosis

No. 341474

>>341470
Based. I also posted about it like a year ago and since then I've encountered a few others who found it hot but wished she had shattered his nose or something right there in the toilet. One of those moids who looks super good getting beaten up.

No. 341479

File: 1690128744498.gif (3.93 MB, 400x319, redeyegif.gif)

>>341474
So many women are into this stuff I can't believe there isn't more media depicting it. I want to watch a cute moid in pain having sexual tension with a beautiful woman

No. 341591

File: 1690179993878.png (241.85 KB, 449x587, benchristo.png)

so I went to a Sisters of Mercy concert and I'm not the biggest fan so I had no idea their one guitarist was a hypeman who has interacting with the crowd,did hearts with his hands, smiled a lot and looked hot af. Tbh he isn't totally my type but seeing him live as close as I was was something else. Bless him for making my night better

No. 341603

>>341591
this is the only alt man i have ever seen that is contemporarily attractive despite being 43

No. 341606

>>341591
>>341603
Damn he's 40+? Idk who he is so I've only got that picture to go by but he definitely doesn't look 40+ in that picture. What a rare sight for men. Not sure about that hair tho kek

No. 341611

>>341606
I'm OP and he is called Ben Christo. If you look him up and see recent stuff he looks pretty good. The hair, even thought it's a bit strange, it works. Especially if you are watching him playing the guitar and waving his hair around and fixing it. It's hot.

(I really wish I had a better camera to film his interactions with the crowd)

No. 341612

>>341090
He is WAY too haggard for this boydoll crap. Notice how he started pandering to women instead of gay men once he lost his looks which was basically instantly after his first movie. No fag would go for a “boy” so haggard.

No. 341616

>>341612
Why do you care what scrotes go for? Are you one yourself?

No. 341618

>>341616
>spot homeless woman eating a dead rat
>no one with enough money would eat a dead rat, it’s horrible she’s stuck in this situation
>offer her your lunch
>she gets mad and asks if you’re a billionaire
Never again

No. 341665

>>341612
So what, is this a good thing or bad thing? Its good scrotes aren't hogging this guy up and he isn't pandering to them.

No. 341670

>>341665
It’s a BAD thing. When your produce is misshapen and past it’s best-before date, you ship it to shitty third world countries for cheap. When a man hits the wall, he starts pandering to women because no man would settle for his lowly ass. Women get the scraps and faggots bag the beauties. It’s always been this way in Hollywood.

No. 341673

File: 1690204549082.jpg (49.11 KB, 640x466, 2398602888_6f7bcb5b08_z.jpg)

>>341611
I've looked him up and he looks wildly different in like every other picture kek. I like the pics of him with longer hair aswell

No. 341712

File: 1690219121166.jpg (82.77 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>341673
i've never seen a man look this good at this age. this is this yr or last.

No. 341981

File: 1690347489497.jpeg (38.96 KB, 500x464, andrew.jpeg)

He just looks like such a boyfriend in a way I can't describe.

No. 341982

>>341981
Oops. Didn't even realize he was already posted here

No. 342219

>>340684
need him so bad

No. 342583

File: 1690682446058.jpg (99.85 KB, 640x810, 640px-Cory_Monteith_2,_2011.jp…)

I could have saved him.

No. 342976

File: 1691010296853.jpeg (26.19 KB, 340x338, image0.jpeg)

Im going to get so much shit for this but somehitng anbout this image is mkaing me like a dog with eyes popping out its head

No. 342978

>>342976
I live under a rock, who is he

No. 342979

>>342978
dan howell

No. 342980

>>342976
Take it to the unconventional male attractions thread. He went through twink death years ago

No. 342991

>>335181
Can someone please tell me who he is? I have bets on his nationality and want to see if I'm right

No. 342992

>>342976
why does this image look so disjointed? did someone shoop this haircut onto him? i don't recall his hair ever looking this good, it's been a mess ever since he ditched the straightener (there's a gay joke somewhere there)

No. 343018

File: 1691028821627.jpg (142.91 KB, 852x1136, miaou.jpg)

>>342980
when you think about it, it's romantic that dan and phil were both twinks in a rare twink/twink relationship and died the twink death hand in hand

No. 343026

>>342991
anon you are replying to, it's juri vips
he's estonian

No. 343029

>>343026
Ty anon, my guess was Polish which isn't too far off I guess kek

No. 343035

File: 1691034084982.gif (798.78 KB, 500x281, tumblr_90dec4c68a81d85c7172c8c…)

I am rewatching the "breaking bad" and I am still not immune to this average white guy

No. 343037

File: 1691034636564.jpg (549.85 KB, 1888x1062, same.jpg)

>>343035
You'll need to get in line behind 5000 TIFs anon. He's cute but for me it's Papa Lalo > Nacho > Jesse

No. 343045

File: 1691044003277.gif (8.89 MB, 540x415, tumblr_c88893e7098706c11e9db51…)

>>343037
> Papa Lalo>Nacho>Jesse
I love them all, fr, like different sorts of cheese, yk. But I assumed that Jesse is just the most conventionally attractive 'cos Lalo is old (+ the actor is a creep preying on barely legal girls), and Nachito looks like a weird lizard.
Also
>get in line behind 5000 TIFs
Lol, that's true, unfortunately. Hate them for how they twisted and ruined Jesse's character

No. 343046

>>343035
Same, I’m rewatching and it doesnt help that he’s the one character who’s shown to have empathy and is pretty innocent in comparison

No. 343051

>>335973
They also get work done, more than the average athlete I think, possibly because it's more image based than team sports and they have their own brands. Like Hamilton, Vettel and Gasly getting hair implants.

No. 343055

>>343035
I am immune to the average white guy but not jesse pinkman, hes got that icanfixhim factor

No. 343086

Why do we even bother having a conventionally attractive men thread? We should just merge all the 3dpd moid threads into a single thing.

No. 343087

>>343086
Because that'll cause anons infighting about who's ugly and who's attractive 100x over

No. 343091

File: 1691075676531.gif (9.98 MB, 540x450, Tumblr_l_627937329386916.gif)

I blame the ads and SOCIETY for making Babylon flop. He deserved more

No. 343118

File: 1691088344504.jpeg (100.94 KB, 800x542, 1668929116817.jpeg)

>>343086
Because I don't want to look at fatties, uggos, Paul Danos and other digusting creatures.

No. 343119

>>343118
eww he looks like he just got beat up and has swollen eyes

No. 343158

>>342980
AYRT, that's why I posted this pic and not 2023 Dan. I'd fuck that Dan, not this one.
>>343035
MOVE out my way.

No. 343203

File: 1691161441404.jpg (79.96 KB, 600x750, 9800384218ff8e8bc15a0619888f2a…)

God, he was so beautiful here.. To me, the peak of his beauty. I wants him I can't help it

No. 343206

>>343118
So you post a different kind of ugly creature?

No. 343209

File: 1691165758200.gif (2.39 MB, 498x276, tenor.gif)

>>343203
Shitty gif but you get the idea

No. 343215

File: 1691168511179.jpg (40.33 KB, 675x723, dbf2df218347f8bee88900c8487068…)

I wish I knew who he is because he's just my type, I love his eyebrows

No. 343218

>>343215
That's Oscar Isaac

No. 343222

File: 1691173966678.gif (6.54 MB, 640x640, IMG_3330.gif)

>>343215
That's Oscar Isaac nona

His chemistry with Jessica Chastain makes my bisexual heart flutter

No. 343233

>>343119
He was, he's an mma fighter or a kickboxer, I don't remember nor do I care, I just like seeing scrotes in pain

No. 343234

>>343209
Hell yes I love you for this

No. 343236

>>343215
kek are you the thick black eyebrows +dark eyes combo lover from last night?

No. 343258

>>343045
TIFs trying desperately to become the bf with Jesse by projecting onto him are weird indeed, doesn't seem to happen much at all with Lalo and Nachito (maybe cause they're old and/or latino?) which is a bonus I guess. Gus and Mike can rot in piss for what they did to my lizard

No. 343259

File: 1691201927074.jpg (36.78 KB, 469x624, 0sbewbj.jpg)

>>343045
I haven't seen much of this show but I thought nacho was very conventionally attractive? so I googled him and found this picture where he looks exactly like a bald charlie kelly

No. 343264

>>343045
lalo is the patrician choice. also one of the few men who can not only pull off a mustache, but looks better with one.

No. 343266

>>343018
More like doubly sad and pathetic kek

No. 343282

File: 1691229118742.gif (1.67 MB, 498x264, waitforme.gif)

>>341470
i halfway sure there's a pov gif of him getting choked somewhere around LC. i might have it saved to my erotica folder, will be back

No. 343283

File: 1691230414566.gif (3.81 MB, 500x271, tumblr_8c51cfb67b3dadc9b8e51d5…)

>>343282
i am back

No. 343287

File: 1691231672278.gif (3.68 MB, 500x271, tumblr_7f1df5845aa5ffe6ea0e770…)


No. 343288

File: 1691232011192.jpeg (55.48 KB, 720x720, IMG_3869.jpeg)

I genuinely don’t understand what he sees in his girlfriend btw

No. 343291

>>343288
I genuinely don't see what you see in him, espcially his face yuck

No. 343295

>>343283
What movie/show is this from?

No. 343296


No. 343307

File: 1691245040918.png (1.1 MB, 1200x636, 0i247dacu2471.png)

>>343259
>>343045
>>343037
Those 3 are the creme de la creme of those series. Kill marry fuck; Lalo, Nacho, & Jesse

No. 343308

>>343288
kek imagine having a case of the sour grapes over this moid of all people.

No. 343311

>>343308
Wait, wdym? Did he do something?

No. 343316

>>343311
Yeah cringe youtoobe videos and the act of being ugly as shit

No. 343343

>>343311
nah, to my knowledge he hasn't done anything, but i mostly find it funny–and incredibly juvenile–that you resent a popular youtuber's choice of partner, especially when he seems perfectly happy with her. it's pretty sad tbh.
also, he's mid at best, and isn't nearly tall or handsome enough to inspire so much jealousy. be better.

No. 343351

>>343311
yeah, smooshing his eyes too close together

No. 343403

>>343091
At the end of the movie I had to immediatly google his name, perfect balance of sexy and cute. Unfortunately he hasn't done much movies and his next project is a gay love triangle story with the guy from euphoria and eyebrows guy, which I'll pass

No. 343428

File: 1691327150662.jpg (118.15 KB, 1500x1000, image.jpg)

I was so fucking into rami malek in no time to die which is weird because I usually think he's kind of bland. I told my friend I thought she was hot, and she laughed.

No. 343429

File: 1691327184202.jpg (108.34 KB, 1200x628, 20230806_141617.jpg)

>>343403
Oh nona for real. Elordi is in two more projects I want to watch, I literally cannot escape him. I hope Diego stars in more stuff in the future.

No. 343486

File: 1691345084495.jpg (61.98 KB, 500x661, 1689710669844543.jpg)

BARK BARK BARK

No. 343512

>>343428
>>343486
These are not attractive at all, gross

No. 343517

>>343428
he looks like his skin is peeling off in this pic. ew.

No. 343519

File: 1691353091649.jpg (232.85 KB, 800x364, Tumblr_l_23952977414503.jpg)

>>343512
seethe, maybe too much microplastics in food and hormones in bc made you not attracted to masculine men and only to effeminate limpwristed femboys? (not defending malek bc he looks like a bug)

No. 343525


No. 343536

>>343428
Nonna I love him too but he does not belong here, you can join me in the other thread. But yeah his voice was super hot in this

No. 343541

>>343519
>beloved lawrenceofarabianon spouting MRA conspiracy nonsense
you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

No. 343544

>>343536
I thought he might fit this thread because he's wearing makeup in this particular role but will repost elsewhere

No. 343546

>>343519
Moid take

No. 343562

File: 1691368778901.jpeg (115.25 KB, 750x949, IMG_3610.jpeg)

>>343343
I don’t resent her, I just find it interesting he’d settle for someone like her. I remember thinking this simply based on her looks, she seems like a huge anachan. Maybe her personality is bomb, what do I know.
Anyway, you’re wrong about him not being attractive, but you’re free to disagree. Just like I think Murphyfags need a new set of eyes and better taste

No. 343563

>>343541
>>343546
my response was half serious but there is some truth to it, there's a couple of studies on that, and I've seen only one saying the opposite - that the pill doesn't affect women's preferences. that isn't really enough to convince me. and there's also the phenomenon of women going off the pill and suddenly losing attractiion to their men, like they weren't attractive and masculine enough for them anymore. but it's one of the least important reasons why the pill is bad in general, and it's bad for the reasons that MRAs don't care about because men only care about their dicks, not about women's health.
also I just hate effeminate men, same with roided men. I mean I hate most men, but especially roided monsters and effeminate round-faced pencilnecks or those with that weird plastic-skin look and tranny fish lips, like certain actors here… even tiktok boys, while conventionally pretty, are too feminine. the last attractive men were born in the 60s. men ended there.

No. 343564

>>343562
>he'd settle for someone
KEK anon it's a male youtuber who made 50 vids crying about shit, most of his fans are ugly/annoying/younger anyways so it's not like there's a lot of options

No. 343567

>>343563
nta but i've never been on birth control and i still dislike masculine men. although i'm not into Lawrence more because his lips look weird to me than any other reason.

No. 343593

File: 1691390741696.jpg (68.64 KB, 606x999, tom dale_.jpg)

Too bad he is gay

No. 343612

>>343215
Happy to know there are other Oscarfags. I have to appreciate that he can pull any look off, at least imo. Like I still think he's hot af with and without a beard, and even with his shaved head in Ex Machina. Like wtf I need to catch him sniffing my underwear while he's jerking off.

No. 344470


No. 344539

File: 1692017079884.jpg (228.3 KB, 457x690, 1a0a646a88fa926bd16e2933909744…)

elio de angelis

No. 344544

>>344539
Wrong thread

No. 344643

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No. 344721

File: 1692102943976.jpeg (64.78 KB, 336x640, IMG_8291.jpeg)

I need to have my way with him and fuck all his smugness out or the universe might explode

No. 344817

File: 1692141010784.jpg (432.35 KB, 2500x1630, Edvin Ryding_BTBDigital_Behind…)

he's prettier than omar rudberg in young royals imo

No. 344828

File: 1692148231190.jpg (32.09 KB, 416x631, tumblr_26f0ba3512fac944159b69e…)

Nonnies, if only you knew how it hurts to watch 70s movies with Pacino in his prime (+ Scarface because I have problems, I guess).
The man with the most gorgeous eyes and kissable lips. got his interview from 6 years ago in youtube recommendations, and istg the eyes are still so pretty and big and intense on this dilapidated old man
Can't even bring myself to be disgust by the recent news tho feel sorry for this baby will definitely be retarded.

No. 344830

File: 1692148763639.gif (7.96 MB, 540x400, tumblr_c50980d5179ceaaa0fe5825…)

I mean jesus fucking christ look at this
No surprise that so many women fell for him despite him being a midget.

No. 344844

>>331102
Hahahaha you had to reverse search for Tupac hahahaha

No. 344845

File: 1692157750186.jpg (6.1 KB, 183x276, images.jpg)


No. 344861

>>343288
His smol eyes

No. 344879

>>344830
Wrong thread for this man. He's objectively unattractive and literally has a unibrow

No. 345191

>>344879
>objectively
nah

No. 345503

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkqnPH9sIOe/ this line of abdominal hair tracing down to the good parts is so fucking sexy(imageboard)

No. 345519

File: 1692479494821.jpeg (68.05 KB, 884x1000, C14B9398-9730-4988-9325-E16D09…)

He’s MINE I got dibs on him the second time travel is invented

No. 345533

I’m straight but I don’t find any of the men posted itt remotely attractive. I can’t remember the last time I saw a moid and felt instantly attracted to him.

No. 345534

File: 1692485529525.webm (14.27 MB, 720x1280, Reelvideo-94359.webm)

>>345503
Here's the vid for you

No. 345538

>>345534
thanks nonnie
how do you do that?

No. 345546

>>345519
ABSOLUTELY NOT. i get dibs!!
>>345534
I would not only like to thank God but also Mary for happy trails and V-lines.

No. 345552


No. 345560

>>345552
He isn’t when I time travel and get railed by him

No. 345564

>>345538
ntayrt, but these links work for downloading insta reels, https://saveinsta.app/en1 and https://convertio.co/ , and then this link works for converting to webm, https://cloudconvert.com/ .

No. 345621

File: 1692544892645.gif (2.72 MB, 268x400, slurp it up.gif)

i would do anything to get a taste honestly. i keep forgetting about him and then there he is playing in some new, awful movie and my thirst comes back with a vengeance!

No. 345624

>>345621
oof cute, who is this?

No. 345655

File: 1692561680197.png (931.15 KB, 540x810, ok.png)

>>345624
it's nicholas galitzine! my fav gay for pay actor!

No. 345697

File: 1692573356845.jpeg (47.71 KB, 750x1121, 8923E833-CA7D-4142-A8A6-4A2D5E…)

>>345655
Them lips tho ughh

I’m a sucker for adonis belts

No. 345708

>>330960
holy shit I LOVE jerma

No. 345711

File: 1692584097228.jpeg (303.73 KB, 2048x1366, IMG_0758.jpeg)

>>345655
I can't get over how unflattering his main google pic is. Why did they choose the one where it looks like he's lost his buccal fat

No. 345739

File: 1692604420702.jpg (Spoiler Image, 5.27 KB, 225x224, 2Q==(13).jpg)

>>345711
I'm so sorry but all I can see is a fish, I can't believe this guy and >>345655 are the same guy.

No. 345801

File: 1692644889694.jpg (48.38 KB, 450x450, wow.jpg)

>>345711
>>345739

he has his crazy angles and expressions like everyone else and i mean who doesn't love relatability?

what can i say but blob blob i'm powerless to the thirst cause i see a man with actual lips and a good head of hair and that's it.

No. 345886

File: 1692686286102.jpeg (113.77 KB, 378x465, E7E87E3B-2271-41F0-B505-4D3C20…)

I dated a guy who looks like Matthew Lawrence but with buck teeth and acne, he was so cute but he was a very very depraved coomer

No. 345896

>>345655
Ugh whenever I see this guy I'm reminded of my ex because they look so similar and then I'm tempted to get back with him because at least he was cute but he was genuinely unintelligent like himbo status and i just can't do it fuck

No. 345901

File: 1692699897659.jpeg (21.13 KB, 180x280, 25787372-0E95-41A3-AAEA-D6ECAF…)

>>345896
Nona if you don’t get back with him I’ll snatch him up (kidding) but honestly dumb and pretty sounds like a deal one simply can’t refuse. Anyways was he buff

No. 346120

File: 1692850825661.jpeg (62.3 KB, 564x861, c711c5ef5d30c1a9d27d3f3da7a940…)

he might be not super conventionally attractive but people have posted much worse here.

No. 346267

File: 1692970699442.jpeg (132.35 KB, 1000x1500, IMG_6049.jpeg)

i’ve seen him on the good doctor and find him extremely attractive

No. 346284

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cries

No. 346289

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>>346120
Steve, Pete, and Atsushi are like the holy trinity of lolcow sexymen to me

No. 346290

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No. 346311

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No. 346409

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gorgeous bone structure

No. 346468

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>>346289
based, steve coy has really strong features that he makes work. couldnt find a decent picture but he looks ridiculously good in the brand new lover video

No. 347056

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the absolutely scrumptious ass on this man in doja cat's new music video

No. 347067

>>347056
I'm going to assume you are most of those views, anon.

No. 347106

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moids: whats stopping you from looking like this

No. 347121

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Ive always been into this look or variations of it. Timeless. Men like this are goregous.

No. 347144

>>347056
I had the same thought, that thing is out of this world
>>347106
The angel every woman deserves

No. 347153

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I would marry Tommy Shelby and then cheat on him with Michael Gray.

No. 347165


No. 347174

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>>347121
the last time he was posted here nonas reeeee'd about him being an ugly frog. guess they finally saw the light

No. 347177

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>>347174
He is an ugly frog now. He used to be cute but currently the man looks like a jumpscare.

No. 347241

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So this weirdo

No. 347242

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No. 347243

>>347106
Kinda ugly but points for 7 feet and long black hair

No. 347269


No. 347289

>>347177
nta I'm more of a fan of his current looks actually. His voice didn't sound too good live though, but really cute smile.

No. 347451

>>347177
nta he's just old, he looks better than johnny depp for example. ofc he looks creepy, he makes goth music

No. 347659

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thinking about precious auwi

No. 347677

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hehe hehehehe

No. 347684

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>>322417
He is kolcce on Instagram!

No. 347687

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No. 347702

>>347687
Always knew there was something really striking about this scene. And not just storywise but also in terms of imagery

No. 347719

>>347687
Sexy ben stiller
I wanna see him get diddled by HAL

No. 347767

>>347719
how? shoving a loose wire up his asshole?

No. 347777

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He's such a perfect malewife

No. 347779

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>>347177
how does this happen? how did i fall for the whole "women age like milk" rhetoric my entire life?

No. 347834


No. 347835

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Ranveer Singh

No. 347850

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Dead and gay, what a combination

No. 347856

>>347850
>Dead and gay
Looks it too

No. 347866

>>347850
Beautiful eyes, macabre hairline.

No. 347895

>>347779
never noticed before but his fall off is fucking insane

No. 347904

>>347777
honestly, so many actors in the live action one piece series are so fine. plus, no weird nami fanservice. this series is woman-friendly

No. 348255

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All of the atj sperging in the celeb thread has reminded me of how precious he is in kick-ass. His wife may be a nasty groomer but I don’t blame her for snatching him up for herself kek. I still can’t believe he was already a father around the time this movie came out.

No. 348256

>>348255
terrible casting though, he should have been a skinny blond twink

No. 348258

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>>348255
Anna did nothing wrong

No. 348264

>>348258
YES THIS WAS HIS HOTTEST ROLE TY FOR POSTING THIS. I adore how he looked in Anna Karenina, somehow pulling off blonde hair and a curled moustache. He was gorgeous.

No. 348265

>>348255
Ik just mad she's ugly, like there's no jealousy but I don't wanna think about him having sex with Rick Owens in all transparency

No. 348270

>>348265
why would you think about him having sex with anyone else besides yourself at all kek

No. 348280

>>348255
this photo is making me realize that this hair texture has been a turnon my entire life.

No. 348288

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I will kiss him on the nose.

No. 348294

>>348270
I think its a Supreme waste of good dick

No. 348306

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he was so hot in the godfather my god.
also based threadpic

No. 348318

>>348256
Yeah, he should have looked more school-shootery, that was the vibe the original comic had. But his look in Kick Ass is still great for nerd enthusiasts.

No. 348321

>>348306
Thank you for saying this. He absolutely was. Italian scrotes usually look their most attractive 20s maaaybe 30s before they just become grizzled ravioli stuffed nonnos kek

No. 348330

>>348318
they should’ve had Evan peters switch roles with him then kek

No. 348407

>>348321
he was 32-34 during the godfather filming. He rly hit the wall afterwrds tho. shame

No. 348411

>>348255
>>348258
I need to eat him.

No. 348427

>>348258
>>348255
So he's attractive and has mother issues?

No. 348625

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my sweet sugar manic pixie honey joyboy

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No. 348631

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>>348626
he's conventionally cute, you just have a shit taste in men

No. 348640

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I watched phat girls it looked like it was filmed on a potato and it was kind of a bad movie but this dude was cute

No. 348687

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Would you still would?

No. 348691

>>348687
As an adult I have to admit he's a bit of a himbo

No. 348692

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>>348687
Nah the real qt was Daniel LaRusso

No. 348704

>>348631
He looks really good in some photos and really awful in others, it’s strange.

No. 348714

>>348704
he's just mexican

No. 348718

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Googled Laurence Olivier today… I may have new ultimate crush.

No. 348732

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>>348718
he was so fine and remained so fine even into his 40s

No. 348742

>>345519
Oh my GOD I love James Spader, thank you so much for this picture nonna

No. 349315

>>348265
>>348294
jealous gay dude kek

No. 349542

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The most basic looking white guy ever, not usually what drives me crazy but I think he’s so cute wanting to watch all his movies but getting too sad

No. 349545

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I don’t wanna watch riverdale it’s so corny
I don’t wanna watch riverdale it’s so corny
I don’t wanna watch riverdale it’s so corny
I don’t wanna watch riverdale it’s so corny

No. 349551

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R8 my man Masato Hayakawa
He’s like 5’6” and 36

No. 349620

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East German soldiers at the fall of the Berlin wall

No. 349625

>>349620
An argument in favor of socialism

No. 349628

>>349625
Socialist leaders or soldiers have always been really hot for some reason.

No. 349673

>>349620
East Germany carrying the age old German tradition of fashionable military

No. 349736

>>349551
lesbian auntie-core

No. 349813

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>>349736
Very fair

No. 349874

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He’s hot he’s like a black Brendan Fraser

No. 349898

>>349874
Holy shit yes, there are fellow fishburnefags on this site?

No. 349901

>>349898
RISE UP

No. 349927

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a cutie

No. 350007

>>349927
He is simultaneously young and old looking at the same time. Idgi

No. 350013

>>349927
I just want to trim his eyebrows a bit

No. 350015

>>349927
He looks like if my favorite operatic tenor Rolando Villazon was not ugly. Like if he had a cute son. It honestly kinda works for me kek

No. 350034

>>349927
wrong thread. this is objectively the least sexually enticing adult human male I've ever seen

No. 350036

>>349927
Couldn't you post this in the unconventional thread at least?

No. 350044

>>349927
Looks like a Brazilian Mac Demarco

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No. 350115

>>350034
that's a bit harsh nona

No. 350116

>>350007
what? he just looks young

No. 350121

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I STILL wanna do Bam. Only young bam though, guy got really fucked up

No. 350157

>>350121
Bam was handsome in his younger days. It’s a shame he never took rehab seriously.

No. 350164

I love Paul Joseph Watson…

No. 350170

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>>350116
Oldest looking 20 yr old ever

No. 350178

>>350170
Holy shit males age like milk

No. 350187

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>>349927
the man who plays Buggy has great bones, I could see it under the clown makeup. here he is a little younger in another role and you can see it. now he's a bit more rugged looking and has more dark and deepset eyes which is kinda nice if that's your thing. unfortunately I think he looks hotter with the clown makeup now because he needs to shave and stop whatever stress or drugs is making his eyes look crazy

No. 350206

>>350170
suddenly i'm not attracted to him anymore

No. 350319

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I always have phases on and off with Rodrick, I remember in my strongest phase I watched the the doawk movies every day and I bought all of the books just so I could get a closer understanding of Rodrick’s character. Anyway Rodrick is literally the hottest and cutest baby angel ever. His lips are so full and perfect and his dark fluffy hair and his eyes with his mom’s eyeliner on like the fact he used Susan’s eyeliner and he doesn’t even care is so fucking cute. He’s just effortless basically, he will wake up from a fucking nap and look so fuckable, skinny lanky baby boy. One thing I hate is how he is portrayed as emo; he isn’t emo at all, he’s literally wearing a Who shirt at one point and has a Guns N Roses flag in his room, he makes no kind of hint of him being emo he is a fucking rocker but tards think he’s emo just because he wears eyeliner even though dudes were wearing it in the fucking 70s. Not only is he pretty af but he is so easily manipulated, he’d be the perfect bf because of how easy you could dominate, trick and be in charge of him. The only problem with Rodrick is his aspirations are too high; Löded Diper will probably never really take off successfully or commercially, it may have a small cult following but the music would never be enough to be sustainable, therefore Rodrick would have to get an actual job but he’s not really capable of doing that because of his laziness and dyslexia so he would have to be more of a house husband who you would have to support and remind him to shower etc. Tbh I’m willing to do that though because he’s sexy as fuck and cute. I think me and Susan would get on well bc she would appreciate the fact that she doesn’t have to mollycoddle Rodrick anymore and that he has found someone nice who can look after him whilst he’s able to do his own thing, I think she’d be a great mother in law bc she seems sweet anyway, she’s such a good mom to Rodrick and he has a really great female role model there. One thing I love relating to that is Susan having instilled on him his respect for women, making him throw away his magazines and apologize, he definitely wouldn’t be the type to be a coomer or anything because of that experience and at the end of the day I wouldn’t judge him anyway because he was just a teenage boy and it was probably an influence on him thinking it would be cool or whatever to buy those types of stuff. I’ll always be attracted to Rodrick, even if I have periods where I don’t think of him for a long time, as soon as I see a picture of him I smile. I was going on a long haul (kek) night flight the other day and was pretty nervous so I decided to watch Rodrick Rules during takeoff and it really helped distract me and ease my nerves. The doawk movies will always be my favorite and Rodrick will always be best boy

No. 350321

>>350319
Girl…………I literally watched those movies bc of him. The older kid of the family I used to nanny for liked them and he wanted to watch them and I was like 17-18 and yes. Rodrick was cute as a button in that particular like almost elf-like way only some guys can be. Idk how he aged and I’m scared to check but he was also very cute to me as Jasper on the 100

No. 350322

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>>350321
Ayrt, he hasn’t aged terribly considering doawk was filmed over 10 years ago buy at the same time he never really looked like Rodrick as himself bc of how he was styled for the movie (his hair being fluffed up etc) he was still hot tho and I’d fuck him lol. Yeah you described it perfectly, he as an elven pixie sort of look to him which is funny bc he isn’t small/dainty, it’s just his face is so pretty and fairy-like. I think my fav thing is his lips, they drive me fucking crazy. I used to be obsessed with Kevin by Ezra Miller (hate him but god he was absolutely fucking gorgeous in that movie) so I def have a type, kek

No. 350323

>>350322
He reminds me of my sister

No. 350324

>>350323
Is she single

No. 350352

>>350157
I mean look at Phil, regardless of how much drugs he took he was bound to look like that.



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