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No. 470150

No. 470151

>ywn go to the local farm and pick fresh sun-kissed strawberries that are so flavorful and warm, and feed each other in the sunny field in secret and then share a strawberry flavored kiss
Killing myself

No. 470152

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so true

No. 470153

>>470151
I just wanna tie Luigi up, blindfold him, and make him fish a strawberry out of my pussy with his tongue.
I am gross

No. 470154

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>>470152
What happened to hair?

No. 470155

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No. 470157

>>470155
He stands so awkwardly. I noticed his gait improved after becoming schizo.
I want more chinastan content because they seem to get us

No. 470158

>>470155
Mogging the entire nerd convention i bet

No. 470159

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No. 470160

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>>470158
He mogs wherever he goes he can't help it!!!! It's the curse of the himbo!!

No. 470161

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Boomers here in the states want him dead. Meanwhile, Chinese boomers and moids cosplay as him. I hate this country.

No. 470162

>>470161
Luigi needs a jury of 100% Chinese DEI hires.

No. 470163

>>470161
Aw, that's quite cute.

No. 470166

>>470161
Why is China based what’s going on

No. 470168

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>>470166
I've been suprised at how based and funny the chinese are, perhaps its US suppression

No. 470169

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>>470161
We live in a gay and dead country if our supposed enemies are better at celebrating our folk heroes than us.

No. 470170

>>470166
Wouldn't be surprised if ccp let's luigi worship slide/looks the other way because us healthcare being fucked makes them look good by comparison. Ameriboomers are being incited by shapiro types who receive instructions from above. Chinese boomers aren't exposed to that so no reason to hate luigi.

No. 470173

Tbh China cities the united states.
China used to be a huge shithole (and still is in many ways) but our Healthcare is so bad China actually surpassed American life expectancy in 2022. America also has more people in prison than China.
They suck, but america sucks worse.

No. 470175

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>>470168
I love it so much

No. 470177

>>470170
Good. America should be embarrassed and ashamed for idiotically trying to make Luigi into public enemy no. 1 and making China look good in the process.

No. 470178

>>470177
Theres still based american fans!!!! It's just reddit makes us look bad by banning stanning!!! The stigma for thirsting over his cock needs to END. America has this retarded shit where they think quickly and efficiently euthanizing a murderous and corrupt CEO of an evil industry is the same as some sadistic serial killer who would slowly torture and rape his victims and their corpses.
Even though america idolized soldiers that go to the middle east and nuke babies idgi…

No. 470180

>>470178
His based fans are here. I don’t know where else he has based fans maybe some on Twatter. Everyone else is cringe.

No. 470183

>>470180
Reddit is a sithole. Like dystopian as fuck constantly deleting everything except misogyny and tranny shit. They even bullied luigi

No. 470184

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i just downloaded that tiktok replacement app rednote, and was shocked bc the chinese users seemed to be obsessed with luigi, like theres so much luigi content/fanart

No. 470188

>>470184
Okay post all of them please.

No. 470189

>>470184
OMFG. Its not a matter of if but a matter of when we get Luigi doujin

No. 470190

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>>470169
wtf i love asians now

No. 470192

Its not Luigi who has yellow fever, but Asians that have Luigi fever

No. 470193

>>470192
Unironically this

No. 470196

>>470184
We need an anime adaptation NOW. They even got sexytwerker69

No. 470198

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>>470192
many such cases

No. 470201

Gymigi x Sexytwerker69 x Schizigi threesome now.

No. 470202

>>470169
This might be the only time I'll ever say that Asian males are based

No. 470203

>>470168
>He's cute hot brave hero. Why suppressing

kek

No. 470204

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>>470201
what is the difference between sexytwerker and gymcogigi?

No. 470205

>>470204
Sexytwerker is his goofy chess playing alter-ego that likes apples.

No. 470206

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No. 470207

>>470206
Aww man who gave him the zoomer hairstyle? Where's his curls?

No. 470208

>>470206
Oh dear

No. 470209

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No. 470210

>>470160
I love that little mole/beauty mark on his cheek. Fuck.

No. 470211

>>470209
This is fucking insane KEK

No. 470212

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No. 470213

>>470212
Why do the Asians neglect his cute cheek freckles

No. 470214

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previous thread recap:

delusional weegee wives
>>467913
run weegee, run!
>>467940
the most divisive and controversial piece of luigi artwork causing a war amongst weegee wives
>>468012
continued discussion of weegee retweeting tradthots and manosphere grifters
>>468560
>>468567
babigi pics
>>468706
>>468707
original art nonny is back
>>468819
luigi x karen artwork (brought to you by >>468012)
>>469021
new pics of weegee
>>469138
>>469139
>>469487
>>469495
>>469559
>>469563
>>469780
no weegee zoom appearance
>>469553
sbf jumpscare
>>469642
another weegee schizo makes her debut and has sent 15 letters to him all containing substack articles (oh and she’s a camgirl kek)
>>469751
>>469754
>>469755
>>469760
>>469770
former co-living roommate recounts sweet weegee interactions
>>469790
dr.phil production team emailing tiktokers to appear on his show
>>469816
huge weegee fanbase in china
>>469952
>>469993
>>470040
>>470135

thread #11 powered by horny weegee wives

No. 470215

>>470209
KEKKKKKKKKKK

No. 470216

>>470214
Thank you for your service, recap nonny.

No. 470218

I don't know how this happened. I was never a Luigifag at first (but of course I noticed that he's handsome). This thread has turned me into a full-on crazed, foaming at the mouth horny retard and I can't stop watching the video of him shouting at the press over and over again, I love how he keeps craning his head back to keep shouting. I can't stop looking at his crotch. I can't stop imagining what his face would look like while he's underneath me, with his thick eyebrows knit in concentrated pleasure. It wasn't supposed to be this way. This is my life now.

No. 470219

>>470209
Incredible and hilarious nonna godspeed

No. 470220

>>470218
Our ovulation wave struck you during its collective path towards Luigi's cell, sorry.

No. 470221

>>470213
This is also really annoying me. This one >>470184 almost gets it but somehow he's missing his left beauty mark.

No. 470222

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>>470212
I love his resemblance to ma-kun kek

No. 470223

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>>470218
We will ovulate the prison walls down, nona. Welcome to the rapeharem.

No. 470224

>>470218
which luigi is your fave?

No. 470225

>>470206
Is this supposed to be luigi? can a china nona educate the chinastans and tell them about his freckles and tight curls?

No. 470226

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Luigis feet. I think about them.

No. 470227

>>470223
He has to be faking it for his friend's instagram or something, what is he aiming for hitting that white ball like that? Maybe for it to chip off the red and bump off the back wall a bit? I don't know, he looks retarded here and needs a shave/rape.
>>470226
I need him.

No. 470228

I'll post more art from the Chinese app if I see any. There's not much right now that I can find and I'm not reposting ai shit.

Another user was greeted by a luigi edit that made me laugh. Watch with sound
https://x.com/R0SYGASHINA/status/1878880554311110995

No. 470230

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>>470228
i hope the corrupt american oligarchs are fucking terrified knowing if they are murdered this will be how they will be mourned

No. 470231

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>>470228
KEK at the music when he shoots the ceo

No. 470232

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Do you guys think Luigi really did it or that he's framed?
Obviously either way he should be free/given a light sentence since he's not a danger to society unlike Brian Thomson and United Heathcare which murders thousands of its own customers every year.
Anyways I think the assassination was an inside job, if it really was a schizo who hated heath insurance it would have made more sense to kill Andrew Witty.

No. 470235

>>470232
It's hard to tell, but either way he needs to be punished sexily

No. 470237

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>>470235
agreed. I mean, he already committed the heinous crime of being sexy and posting his tits and feet everywhere which should be punishable by life in the femdom farm

No. 470239

Having followed this from the beginning, something mildly interesting I noticed about the asian Luigi edits is they don't seem to like the orange jumpsuit.
They rarely include pics/footage of the perp walk or Luigi yelling and getting dick-slammed into the wall.
Both orange jumpsuit moments and rather iconic yet the asians typically don't include them in their edits.

No. 470240

>>470232
What I find funny about this question, if people think he didn't do it then why are they even here lol. Wiwi is very handsome but it's not like no one has ever seen a handsome guy like him

No. 470241

>>470240
I haven't seen any.

No. 470243

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>>470239
No they love the perp walk nona. Here I sorted by most liked of all time

No. 470244

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somebody is watching

No. 470247

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>>470240
>if they think he didn't do it why are they even here?
Because he's hot and tormented by being framed by our corrupt and beautiful-man-hating oligarchs

No. 470249

>>470231
gee is a classic

No. 470250

I’m start to suspect that he got word of the retardation happening amongst his supporters and has been put off from replying to anymore letters.

No. 470251

>>470250
More likely Karen told him not to, but I don't know he could have responded to loads of people who just aren't Redditors. Surely he must be lonely and wouldn't mind penning a few responses.

No. 470252

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>>470250
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Fuckkkkkkk what if the cops are trying to fuck with Luigis morale and only sending in the schizo idpol plebbit letters???

No. 470253

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>>470232
i think he did it and its him in all the pics but the why eludes me. And his altoona retardation

No. 470254

>>470252
He's only allowed to get the 40 page letters with tons and tons of redacted.
>>470253
This doesn't look similar anymore, the midface is different as well as the nose positioning, although it appears to be a very similar angle otherwise. The chin and cheek match up pretty well though. Cousin theory would be insane.

No. 470255

>>470253
Those are 2 wildly different noses

No. 470256

>>470255
I'd like to feel both of them against my clit to compare.

No. 470257

>>470256
tbh he should get a team of women and we can get a collective vote to figure out which one feels the most like the killer

No. 470259

>>470257
>Ffffuuuck that's a killer nose

No. 470260

>>470251
karen probably got tired of retards emailing her and her team and advised him to not engage with the crazies anymore (hopefully that’s not the case and is only responding to sane people kek)

No. 470261

>>470260
I mean her husband did the diddler trial she should know how to deal with crazy fans. Though I think Luigi probably has 100000000000000000000 more fans than combs

No. 470262

>>470256
Is nosefucking a real thing?

No. 470263

>>470254
>He's only allowed to get the 40 page letters with tons and tons of redacted.
They aren't redacting shit. The whole thing goes in teh trash.

No. 470264

>>470263
I know it's le joke

No. 470265

I just wanna know statistics.
If I follow all the rules and just keep the letter casual, not overtly horny, and unrelated to the case what are the chances of Luigi's beautiful eyes gazing upon my words?
I'm guessing the chance of a response is virtually 0. But who knows.

No. 470266

>>470265
I don't think there's statistics about it kek

No. 470267

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>>470266
I feel like the odds are stacked against me due to the paper absorbing my ovulation stink

No. 470269

>>470265
The trick is to refuse to be deterred and to just keep writing to him, knowing that some or most of them will never reach him due to all the volume he is receiving.
Hybristofags that follow high-profile cases know this. As long as you keep your letters friendly and short and not unhinged, he is bound to get one of them eventually.
This is why trying to be 2deep and obsessing over what you're going to say and sending him the perfect letter is a waste of time. You don't want to start thinking about that until after you've established a connection with him.

No. 470270

>>470269
No way then are the crazy scary retards sending him 30 letters doing the right thing. Man stamps are fucking expensive.

No. 470271

>>470270
I think if you send too many you might get blacklisted and just autotrashed but idk

No. 470274

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So this one (Valis) I was just curious, it has the addresses so it looks like perhaps because of the volume of books it was sent to some random place for pickup (if that's what I'm seeing). For the other book there isn't an address listed under each stage. Unsure what I'm seeing here, does delivered mean it reached its final destination successfully, or do I have to find out where it is and request for it to be returned to me because it's sitting in limbo?

No. 470275

>>470270
>>470271
I'm not suggesting you should send dozens of letters a week, like the crazy people are doing.
What I'm saying is it's a losing strategy to write one letter that you agonized over what to say, and then sit on your laurels hoping he responds uwu.
Given the volume he's receiving there's a fairly good chance he's never going to get your letter in the first place.

No. 470277

>>470274
contact the post office.

No. 470278

>>470275
You're not going to stop me masturbating everyday until I receive a letter if that's what you're insinuating.

No. 470280

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>>470275
I might just wait until the hype dies down.
>>470278
You better threaten luigi in your letter. Let him know your clit is turing black from overuse and only he can save it with a return letter of an outline of his cock

No. 470281

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Rare Luigi smile animation #2

No. 470284

kek i just reread the letter i wrote after ruminating on it for a week and i sound fucking crazy and fake deep
kudos to anyone who mailed him, idk if i can
but fuck those 2 plebbitors

No. 470285

>>470281
he looks like he’s about to bite me like a retard I love it

No. 470286

Man I ain't contacting the post office fuck that (post office sucks balls, anyone who has ever worked there can tell you too), I hope maybe someone in some warehouse just nabs the book.

No. 470287

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>>470281
tardigi confirmed canon.

No. 470288

>>470281
still mogged

No. 470289

>>470287
Fucking insane filename

No. 470291

>>470288
the guy who height mogs luigi has a fucking hideous face. I'll take a few inches over that weird ogre any day.
Are there ANY pictures of Luigi with guys as hot as him? What the fuck is this psyop????

No. 470292

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>>470289
thanks

No. 470294

>>470292
More like Luigi's orgasm face

No. 470298

>>470286
>Man I ain't contacting the post office fuck that (post office sucks balls, anyone who has ever worked there can tell you too), I hope maybe someone in some warehouse just nabs the book.
Nona I once had a similar thing happen with something I bought on eBay. It was stuck in a post office waiting for pickup, unable to complete delivery for unknown reasons. But it was a post office several states away from where I live.
If it were me though I'd go to the trouble of calling and trying to figure out what went wrong especially if you intend to try sending him books again.

No. 470300

>>470298
Okay true, but now it says 'delivered' on Amazon instead of 'needing to be picked up' or whatever it said before where it also prompted me to contact USPS, but then it just has that random address. So it's probably sitting in a random Brooklyn NY post office I'm assuming? I'll likely check back in in a few days. Maybe this weekend I will call and get it re-routed to me.

No. 470301

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having a passionate one night stand with the mysterious mark rosario, he leaves town never to be seen again and then months later he reappears in the most unimaginable way possible

No. 470302

>>470301
Basically my fantasy before his diabolically handsome face and name was revealed.

No. 470303

>>470301
do you think he did that irl?

No. 470304

>>470303
I can imagine he at least got his dick sucked and ate pussy if he couldn’t fuck because of his back issues

hmm now I’m feeling inspired to write a fic about his time in san francisco as mark rosario and hooking up with him

No. 470305

>>470301
i've fantasized about that scenario so many times, you have no idea. another nonny wrote my exact fantasy and it's along the same lines >>466534. the possibility of there being a woman who hooked up with mark rosario himself… so jealous, i legit have no words

No. 470306

>>470303
I like to think he was so schizo and lonely and yearning for a woman to understand him that during the night and while he waited for the 3d gun to print he agonizingly jerked himself off and stroked his own chest imagining the strong needy touch of a woman who desires him. Then he moans so loud in his room he has to explain to the landlord the next morning that it was because his back hurt.

No. 470308

>>470301
he is so beautiful

No. 470310

>>470305
another fantasy is working at the hostel and he stops by the front desk to check out and then you hook up with him in the back room before he leaves

No. 470315

>>470306
>while he waited for the 3d gun to print
It's the fun little details like this that really paint a picture and bring the fantasy to life

No. 470325

>>470252
I need to bite the bridge of his nose

No. 470327

>>470253
Fuuuck that's literally him. It's never been more over i'm gonna kms this man is NOT getting out

No. 470331

>>470327
it's completely joever but i don't want to believe it. some people overdose on copium and think it's not him on the cctv but i think it looks like him, everyone looks a little different on cctv. at this point, we can only pray for the greatest miracle ever known to nonnykind

No. 470339

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>>470327
>>470331
its not him the noise and eye alignment is off. it's his cousin

No. 470340

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>>470339
mogging his own cousin kek

No. 470341

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>>470340
I mean lets be real is there any photo of Luigi where he isn't mogging everyone around him?

No. 470342

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>>470339
I'm convinced. We have been expecting Waluigi to appear for some time now. He probably turned sadistic and violent toward this type of scum watching the innocence of his beautiful cousin replaced with hollowed indifference and strife. I know that any one of us would shoot a ceo-fag for what they've done to Luigi, imagine growing up with him and seeing the magic fade from his eyes due to his injury

No. 470343

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>>470342
personally I think Waluigi is cute enough to where he shouldn't be charged anyways.
Personally, it's clear to me that Brian Thomsons death is actually the fault of the US government. If they had locked him up for insider trading/murdering his customers, he would still be alive today.

As far as I'm concerned Thomson ran into those bullets.

No. 470349

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>>470343
I think both Walugi and OGLuigi complement each other's complex and opposing nature. It will be interesting learning about our new and mysterious husbando in the weeks to come. I feel like Walugi probably snapped after witnessing something humiliating or tragic happen to OGLuigi, related to the undignified way that he's been treated by United. I can imagine Luigi gently sobbing in Waluigi's arms while he fights back his own tears. He remembers their trips camping together as boys when he was too ashamed to admit he was afraid of the dark. Luigi would hold him tightly in a big bear hug and say "It's just like the day but the sun isn't there". His big white grin in the darkness always reminded him of that cat in Alice in Wonderland. Waluigi would laugh at that and before long, he'd be asleep and dreaming of tomorrows adventures climbing, hiking and even shooting off bb guns together in a place no one else knew about. He thought about that now in the darkness, with Luigi sobbing into his bountiful breast. He knew it was finally time to become that smiling light in the darkness himself. A beacon pulling him back from an unknowable night far greater and thicker than the black ink of that mountainous forest. He opened Luigi's hand and gently drew the familiar map into his palm. Luigi's breathing seemed to slow as he recognized the familiar sensation of his cousin tracing along the wrinkles and creasing of the inside of his hand, as if it were a terraneous map, pointing to each landmark and memorable location. He remembered and he knew. At that moment they both did - a wave of anguish hit Waluigi and as if the wind had been knocked out of him, he let out a deep bereaved sob. He looked around the deep darkness and for the first time, wondered if the sun might never be there again

No. 470350

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>I reveal the "Waluigi-is-the-real-killer" conspiracy
>immediately am hit with incest yaoi

No. 470352

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>>470349
realizing this is luigi x waluigi yaoi incest fic kekkkkk

No. 470353

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>>470331
hate to admit it but i think its him here too, namely because the nose goes slightly to our right like luigis

No. 470358

>>470352
kekk it's not going that way, I promise anon. My WaLu fanfic will remain pure bc the intention is humanizing my husbandos and compelling wives to yaoi horniness
>>470353
This all ties back to the anon who said before Luigi was caught, that she thought he was wearing a prosthetic chin and nose. A chin and nose that look fucking identical to Waluigi. I almost feel like we shouldn't discuss it since not caught yet but it's so obvious

No. 470360

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>>470358
>"I-I-I swear it's going to just be pure fanservice not filthy incest erotica!"
Coward.

No. 470362

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There was a tinfoil going around twitter that Luigi had an alt account that went by @mister_shroom, the owner of this account disappeared around the same time Luigi went offline, they posted about psychedelics, AI and was smart/abrasive.

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No. 470364

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>>470362
samefag, here is a tweet from his alleged alt account.

No. 470366

>>470362
>shroomy schizo e-psyc account in same vein as impossibly hot cousin
already horny, already sold.

No. 470367

>>470206
I downloaded xiaohongshu after reading this thread and this was the first thing on my feed, how did they know lolol

No. 470368

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shopping gifts for luigi would be so easy and enjoyable. i just keep on seeing books and thinking it would be something he's potientially interested in

No. 470369

>>470364
>joined december 2024
>header includes luigi now
Fake and gay, nonnie, but he def has an alt account

No. 470370

>>470369
I agree he has some alts. I wish I could see them. I worry that his twitter was set up to be found by the public and his alts are misogynistic and scrotey and my dreams would be shattered.
I really hope his alts are full of his secret desire to eat pussy and be dominated by large numbers of women on lolcow

No. 470372

>>470364
I mean
>walking up to the ceo of an evil company and slitting his throat
is quite different than
>walking up to a the ceo of an evil company and shooting them
anon kek. But seriously that is insane and makes me wonder if the FBI know anything about it or if they've already interviewed him etc

No. 470373

>>470369
I assumed it was fake but part of me does believe he has some sort of alt account with a similar cringe username and profile kek

No. 470374

File: 1736924873414.png (37.65 KB, 700x149, Screenshot 2025-01-15 010625.p…)

>>470369
Nta but I think someone took the username. This tweet from June last year came up as a reply to @mister_shroom on Google, but the tweet was deleted. I wish there was an archive we could dig through to determine more but I can't find one, >>470364 where'd you find this screenshot?
https://x.com/goth600/status/1798489111898300499

No. 470375

So as of this point, the cousin has no official social media (that we know of)?

No. 470378

>>470375
the cousin is going to kill another CEO in the same exact style so his fave relative can get off.
I hope he murders Andrew Witty

No. 470379

>>470369
>joined december 2024
The profile says joined November 2022.
They disappeared in Dec 2024, not joined.

No. 470380

>>470379
NYART but I looked up the profile it says joined 2024 and has pictures of Luigi all over the header

No. 470382

File: 1736925205118.png (27.26 KB, 300x250, HHSMYeBZDP-2-46793240.png)

>>470378
God that is so hot. If you're the anon who announced this in the first place, I really love your impact statements, they're great
>>470380
Yes but this anon >>470374 is saying there was a deleted tweet from June of last year that's been deleted and someone has taken over a deleted/removed account (or maybe reactivated it)

No. 470384

File: 1736925308731.jpeg (792.04 KB, 1125x2050, IMG_3944.jpeg)

>>470374
Found the screenshot of the tweet in a folder I downloaded a few weeks ago with pure Luigi related stuff

No. 470385

File: 1736925320787.gif (1.94 MB, 320x568, 1734392214350.gif)

Do you think Luigi's cousin will cut his hair, perm it, wear a prison jumpsuit and star in a femdom reverse gangbang porn where all the women are abusive female CO's?

No. 470387

>>470380
>NYART but I looked up the profile it says joined 2024 and has pictures of Luigi all over the header
So is this post >>470362 fake then?

No. 470389

File: 1736925443623.jpeg (351.46 KB, 1289x2686, IMG_0693.jpeg)

>>470362
it wasn’t him noni, the original owner has a new account

No. 470390

>>470384
>photo of Luigis feet on a boat

No. 470391

>>470387
>>470374
>Nta but I think someone took the username. This tweet from June last year came up as a reply to @mister_shroom on Google, but the tweet was deleted. I wish there was an archive we could dig through to determine more but I can't find one, >>470364 where'd you find this screenshot?
>>470384
>Found the screenshot of the tweet in a folder I downloaded a few weeks ago with pure Luigi related stuff
For anons who can't scroll up slightly

No. 470392

File: 1736925696592.mp4 (959.62 KB, 360x640, 457F5AEF-670B-4592-B81E-7C7C48…)

just saw this video on plebbit and i think it hasn’t been posted here, or pretty much anywhere. if you listen closely, you can hear “your coverage of this event has been completely out of touch and an insult to the intelligence of the american people and their lived experience” but the no one talks about the first part.
if he watched the coverage, this also means he did see the thirst posts confirmed. exactly what i needed to keep me going

No. 470393

Nonas, please do not make content of Luigi x Waluigi incest. You are beyond irredeemable if you do.

No. 470394

>>470389
thank you nonny for debunking the tinfoil I came across and fell for kek

No. 470395

File: 1736925873874.jpg (368.8 KB, 1252x2632, 1736378291894.jpg)

>>470392
I NEED MORE LUIGI TALKING. UGHHHH. He sounds like a Disney prince. I need him and his handsome voice to moan for me.
Fuck… I wish I could be a fly on the shower walls of the MDC. And then fly back to Luigi's cell and watch him masturbate.

Imagine being the cop who strip searched him, made him turn around, spread his cheeks, and cough.

No. 470396

File: 1736925906590.jpeg (66.53 KB, 512x505, IMG_3945.jpeg)

>>470390
here you go nonny

No. 470397

File: 1736925931151.png (348.18 KB, 858x1078, Screenshot 2025-01-15 012314.p…)

>>470384
I see nonna, tbh I'm desperate for any Luigi content even unverified. It's really too bad there's no archive. On the note of unverified weegee accounts, someone on WPD connected this mal account from his neopets username. What do you all think kek

No. 470398

File: 1736926030997.gif (4.85 MB, 441x338, 1736283860646.gif)

>>470396
This slut is so guilty. He does this on purpose just to sexually frustrate me.

No. 470399

>>470397
I refuse to believe Luigi had a neopets account. I need to see it

No. 470400

So the cousin has no social media or we haven't found it. This is definitely the most interesting development since the last court appearance. I know the regular fandom here is probably not interested in that it would be amazing if we could have a Luigi News-based thread and a Luigi-thirst based thread (with an archive in the news one and gentle/non-incest or rape fanfic allowed) >>470397

No. 470401

>>470397
>favorite people
>hitler
I doubt this is him

No. 470402

File: 1736926238317.mp4 (2.93 MB, 720x1226, 678932.mp4)

autism

No. 470403

File: 1736926284302.jpeg (14.3 KB, 204x155, IMG_3946.jpeg)

>>470397
KEKKKKKKK

No. 470404

>>470401
It looked like gay online moid shit so I didn't read it. Is it possible he meant it ironically?

No. 470405

File: 1736926318518.gif (239.34 KB, 375x500, 1735341956074.gif)

>>470393
your first mistake is thinking we were ever redeemable to begin with

No. 470406

File: 1736926356083.jpg (346.51 KB, 1080x1241, Zgzgubi.jpg)

Sorry to bring plebbit back, but this post is interesting.
Apparently they had a near perfect suspect who had an alibi before they were tipped off about luigi

No. 470407

>>470405
Listen. The pee fetish and selfcest are magnitudes less disgusting than gay cousin-fucking. I don't know how else to say it.

No. 470408

>>470406
Who knows, we have zero details about the cousin or any other suspects. We need info-dump anons to come through on him too

No. 470409

>>470407
Can you kindly stfu, you're clearly trying to derail and it's annoying

No. 470410

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>>470401
It's hard to say because the only tie is the username, and it's not the most unique or self-identifying. Still, hitler jokes were like 80% of teenage boy comedy in the 2010s
>>470399
The neopets account is a stronger link because it used his email I never had a neopets so I'm unsure how they linked it or how to search for the account myself

No. 470411

>>470407
This comment reads like a tamers12345 video

No. 470412

>>470410
DinkyWaffle also leads to a FurAFfinity account with MLP porn in the gallery..

No. 470415

>>470412
I saw the account you're talking about nonna but the owner of it posted a selfie in 2013, definitely not Luigi. I won't even cap it here because he was so ugly

No. 470417

>>470410
the neopets one feels more legit than the anime list due to the direct connection with the email. Dinkywaffle seems like it could be a common name considering the furfag shit

No. 470419

>>470392
thanks nona nice to have new contont here

No. 470420

Looked up luigis neopets account. It seems like if it's him he hardly used it. Joined when he was 12 or 13 and had 2 neopets.

No. 470421

>>470419
>new contont
>strot from roddot

No. 470422

>>470397
>>470410
Shit nonnas, I did more digging and it seems like the MAL account belongs to some random moid, that's my bad. Spoiler for the debunking process
The MAL account is in a club called "/r/Anime_IRL Discord", apparently DinkyWaffle was a mod of this discord and was banned for racism kek. A reddit account by the same name also used to post to a subreddit called " r/bannedfromanime_irl". This account is still active, last post from within a day ago. Seems to just be username convergence. I apologize for my tinfoil fail

No. 470423

Anyone know how old his sisters are? I saw a comment that said his dad is like 72 so im curious

No. 470424

File: 1736927950464.png (176.97 KB, 1125x343, isekai.png)

>>470422
I knew it wasn't Luigi. The dude was reading an isekai manga

No. 470426

>>470423
all I know is his sisters are older. I think one might be 5-7 years older based on a babigi photo I saw.
In my personal experience moids who are the youngest of all girls are generally pretty well behaved as long as they aren't boymommed

No. 470427

>>470424
I never should've questioned our king's taste, he wouldn't be caught dead consuming this kind of slop

No. 470428

>>470423
One of his sisters is likely 34 considering she went to university starting in 2008. Not sure about the other.

No. 470429

someone post his neopets. He better believe in aisha supremacy

No. 470430

>>470429
he had a grundo and a chia

No. 470431

>>470421
>new contont
>strot from roddot
problem?
i dont read plebbit so i hadnt seen it and im really glad she posted it because now i have a new angle AND new soundbyte

No. 470432

>>470392
If they convict Luigi we need at least 1 hour long schizo rant from him a month.

No. 470433

File: 1736930704419.jpg (3.88 MB, 3966x2644, 1735264013239.jpg)

>>470432
the wigiwives yearn for an hour-long interview with him, what if they make it happen but he’s not all there? it’d be really anticlimatic, but it’d add to his schizigi appeal

No. 470434

>>470231
I'm fucking crying at the "beat drop" when the ceo gets got. Stacy Chinese weegeewives are unhinged in the best way

No. 470438

File: 1736932279838.gif (388.21 KB, 220x173, flipitandreverseit.gif)


No. 470439

>>470434
Are they really the ones who are unhinged? Why are we, as Amerifags, scared to celebrate the death of a man who is responsible for torturing and murdering thousands of his own customers (and being rewarded for it)?
People seriously conflate celebrating and mocking Thomsons death with celebrating innocent little kids at Sandy Hook being brutally slaughtered by a pedo apologist faggot.
It's time to stand up. They are scared because the death of one of their millionare underlings just put a big fucking target on their heads. Luigi was a fucking mentally ill techfag retard and with just one more brain cell he would have 100% gotten away with exterminating that cockroach.

If anything, America is unhinged by moralfagging about this instead of waking up and realizing the people who have been torturing us and our loved ones are just as mortal as we are.

No. 470440

File: 1736932798830.png (134.05 KB, 288x441, 1736390643918.png)

>>470433
>what if he's not all there
MKUltraigi… my beloved…

No. 470442

File: 1736934455307.jpg (555.81 KB, 1080x1302, Camera_XHS_17369339855681040g2…)

That chinese app is keeping me well fed I love it
>>470397
Why would this be him?

No. 470444

File: 1736934815745.png (537.71 KB, 363x1072, 565654565.png)

>>470442
The biggest psyop for me is how this creature remained single. Are there really no grug women out there willing to hit this guy over the head with a club, drag him to her cave and keep him as a snu snu trophy?

No. 470445

File: 1736934996963.png (73.77 KB, 600x500, K8KWmqXDVW-436008750.png)

>>470442
He has really nice forearms, they look like they get really solid when he's hovering above you

No. 470447

>>470444
Fangigi…

No. 470448

File: 1736935486190.jpg (606.18 KB, 1512x2016, slutty.jpg)

I just want to hear Luigi moan once… I don't think it will count as rape if a she CO comes in for a strip search and plays with his cute balls and asshole until he whimpers

No. 470453

>>470444
Unfortunately there is no overlap between women in his posh community who wanted him and those who can handle being a himbo wrangler gf.

No. 470454

>>470400
Yes nonnies can we please do this? I want to info dump so bad but don't want to be a constant party-pooper. I'm so invested in this case

No. 470455

File: 1736938036809.png (757.9 KB, 565x565, 1735259747176.png)

>>470453
Yet another reminder of how weak and useless NPC cogs are. The cog women fell for the "we want equal treatment" psyop when truly enlighted women know that their rightful place in nature is dominating the cutest, most breedable men.
It doesn't surprise me at all that Luigi went schizo. All these girls larping as girlbosses but none of them actually bossing him around.
Sad.

No. 470457

File: 1736938369238.jpg (93.51 KB, 750x1000, bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,…)

>>470455
>annoying "femdom-superiority" sperging that permeates every single thread after the vpn ban was lifted
kek and that's my cue to leave /g/, until the next update wigi-wives

No. 470458

>>470457
goodbye tracy

No. 470459

>>470454
Same! I wanna sperg about luigi and evidence

No. 470461

>>470459
Why? There isn't enough content to sustain two threads. What's stopping you from sperging itt?

No. 470463

File: 1736940136033.gif (2.45 MB, 480x270, 34230948093.gif)

>>470457
>annoying "femdom-superiority" sperging that permeates every single thread after the vpn ban was lifted
100
That person is insufferable. They are ridiculously try-hard and creepy and trying to ruin the threads

No. 470467

Ceos are attempting to infiltrate the thread.

No. 470476

>>470461
I get drowned by thirstposting

No. 470478

Day 3 of violently masturbating until Luigi writes me a letter.
>>470476
No we need both itt, I'd hate to have to go back and forth and imagine the seethe when people see two Luigi generals.

No. 470482

>>470461
Yeah but perhaps we could organize and uncover some of the evidence ourselves. It would be too much for a single thread and some nonnies might be irked by it. I vote for the separation of business and pleasure nonny. I understand why you might not want it though

No. 470483

>>470482
You can do that in this thread, I don't see why anyone would be upset about discussing Luigi in the Luigi thread.

No. 470484

imagine if he was ugly. would you anons have made a thread for him?

No. 470485

>>470484
Probably, just look at all the uglies in the unconventional male thread

No. 470489

>>470482
The entire purpose of this thread is containment so like????
This is is a dumb idea and i hope the farmhands nose boop you if you make a second weegee thread

No. 470492

>>470489
Exactly and also
>uncover some of the evidence ourselves
Means what exactly? Conjecture?

No. 470493

I think both the detective nonnies AND the dicktective nonnies can fit in the same thread! Even though I basically only thirstpost, I'm interested in following the case and really appreciate all the more serious updates nonas provide here

No. 470494

There is a distant member of the extended family (his aunt married one of weegee’s uncles) whose wife is on TikTok, forget her handle but she’s an escort in that legally gray zone in Nevada.

I’ll summarize the info she gave:
>parents live on the grounds of the country club they own
>lots on the property are 100k/yr, doesn’t include property tax or cost of house it’s like equivalent to an hoa fee
>They have big family gatherings for the holidays but Luigi wasn’t there too often
>Mangione aunt happily paid for her husband to go to private rehab ($30k cash) but were unwilling to help with a lawyer for his associated drug charges

No. 470499

>>470493
I agree, there’s no right or wrong way to love Luigi. It might help keep the peace if thirsters refrained from replying to detective/analysisperg posts with “none of this would be an issue if i was there to pee on him”

No. 470500

File: 1736948699284.jpeg (211.87 KB, 1284x728, IMG_9621.jpeg)

What do programmer nonnas make of weegee’s alleged leetcode profile?

No. 470501

>>470493
Eventually we will run out of weegee pics, so having some kind of discussion is good for the thread.

I found this video that shows cctv of shooter crossing the street right before the murder. Im surprised nobody made a chronological compilation of all released cctv.
If i was good with videos id try making one myself.

No. 470503

With how rich and connected his family is no way he’d end up purely a patsy. I do wonder if there might have been another man involved

No. 470509

>>470500
I don’t know anything about programming but I am not impressed, Luigi. Zero hard and he is rank two million kek.

No. 470510

when will there be more selfcest content

No. 470511

>>470510
We need more og art in general bring on the sketches

No. 470512

File: 1736951567503.png (511.11 KB, 679x797, twitter.png)

>>470501
as far as conspiracy theories go, I am still wondering who the guy in the photo is, it's from a twitter acc called luigimangione1. I wonder if he is part of the family or not, but he looks similar to luigi but the guy in the photo would be way older now

No. 470513

File: 1736951927867.jpeg (30.86 KB, 364x360, IMG_3939.jpeg)

personally both serious discussions about the case and hornyposting can co-exist in this thread, we’re currently experiencing a drought anyways since we won’t even see him until mid to late february or until something major happens before then.

No. 470514

>>470512
Some of the early reporting, when they said they know his name but are not releasing it to not tip him off also said that it is one-of-a-kind name.
I kinda wonder if the first suspect was even aware he was being investigated. and if hes hot too

No. 470516

File: 1736952103729.jpeg (34.37 KB, 372x544, 1736232471154.jpeg)

it's really pissing me off how i can tell who is posting what

No. 470517

File: 1736952337252.gif (6.3 MB, 400x379, IMG_3736.gif)

I miss him

No. 470518

>>470516
Reveal them. I'm one of those retards who can't recognize typing styles at all.

No. 470523

File: 1736953078439.png (168.81 KB, 2260x1172, sbstk.png)

Maybe this was already posted but I stalked hard on substack and found this.Too bad it's private. https://anotherdayanotherplay.substack.com/welcome

Matches his substack account here: https://substack.com/@anotherdayanotherplay

No. 470525

>>470516
What? Share then

No. 470526

>>470523
>subscribe to see all their posts
So does this mean if I subscribe I can access it? I don't use substack

No. 470530

>>470526
I have Substack and no, it means he likely has something drafted

No. 470537

>>470499
KEK, as you wish nonnies. I don't want any of us to fight, I only want us to love each other and Weegee. I retract my statement.

No. 470539

>>470523
My man just wanted to yap but no one was there to listen smh. I volunteer as tribute

No. 470540

>>470523
Great detective work, nonny! Would have enjoyed reading his ramblings but seems like he never got around to working on his substack

No. 470546

File: 1736956960253.jpeg (664.17 KB, 1125x806, IMG_3949.jpeg)

>>470501
new picture of the shooter running away from the scene and from the perspective that this was taken from, it seems like one of the suv drivers took this.

No. 470547

>>470539
Yeah, those normies were too afraid to hear his based takes
>>470546
Why did he look so cute in this footage

No. 470551

>>470546
samefag, correction: it was taken by the suv driver

No. 470552

>>470511
I kind of ran out of stuff I want to draw but I might draw something (when I have time) if someone has an idea I like that is funny and not necessarily NSFW.

No. 470553

>>470552
Luigi turning into McDonalds hashbrown

No. 470558

>>470476
If a serious Luigi thread (with archive) hasn't been created by tomorrow, I will make it anons. It's been bothering me that we don't have a list of relevant Luigi news and I also want to create rules around "containing" some of the thirst. Diverging thread anons, please let me know if the thread requires anything other than that

No. 470562

>>470558
/ot/fags are going to have a nuclear meltdown unless every pic of him is spoilered, good luck nona

No. 470563

File: 1736959765941.png (602.93 KB, 1024x781, 65657766765.png)

>>470558
As much as I'd like for there to be archival threads I don't want negative catty bitches from the outside finding this thread and trying to start shit. They piss me off enough with their husbando policing even though I've seen some of the freaks they are into.

No. 470564

>>470558
you might want to ask in /meta/ first so you don’t waste a bunch of time making it if it’s going to end up locked

No. 470565

>>470523
>chose schizophrenia over being a podcast moid
Man…Kind of based but I wish he had released one failed podcast before going postal.

No. 470566

>>470558
I really don't think it's necessary. There is already a massive content drought with no real news and just a ton of speculation at this point.

No. 470567

>>470516
That's kind of creepy that you track peoples posting styles

No. 470568

>>470558
I will not post there sorry I will post everything including relevant news here where it belongs.

No. 470569

>>470564
>>470562
These are good points
>>470563
>>470566
I think this thread would be fine, if a slurry of anons would stop posting old/recycled thirst pics and generic posts at the exact moment another anon is posting actual news and content - there wouldn't be a need or discussion about a new thread. This one is completely unmoderated and it gets annoying seeing interesting posts drowned out by nonsense every (single) time. It seems methodical and at least if there were rules, the anons couldn't be so obvious about their "bad timing"

No. 470570

>>470564
>>470562
These are good points
>>470563
>>470566
I think this thread would be fine, if a slurry of anons would stop posting old/recycled thirst pics and generic posts at the exact moment another anon is posting actual news and content - there wouldn't be a need or discussion about a new thread. This one is completely unmoderated and it gets annoying seeing interesting posts drowned out by nonsense every (single) time. It seems methodical and at least if there were rules, the anons couldn't be so obvious about their "bad timing"

No. 470572

>>470570
samefag but also would adding a recap really kill the next anon who makes the thread or can I make it? It's been asked for multiple times and every anon who has made a thread refuses to do it, it's almost antagonistic at this point (like the thirst posting whenever real news drops)

No. 470573

File: 1736960663739.png (471.06 KB, 952x811, luigibreach.png)

I did some snooping around and checked his gmail for data breaches. My man's data is out there…

Also he seems obsessed with his health/optimizing his life, what was he doing at a McDonald's

No. 470574

>>470570
anon I think you have autism

No. 470575

>>470572
What real news

No. 470577

>>470573
nyart but there's no news. Just speculation and crumbs. We aren't going to get much until next month

No. 470578

>>470575
The rumormongering from Redditors, of course.

No. 470580

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No. 470581

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>>470577
No there was the initial surveillance cam pic drop, the first arrest, digging up his socials, Tracy, The Asian Thing, court appearance/perp walk, possible 1st shooter cousin (and etc). When big news happens, the spongebob licking Wigi abs anons get drowned out by anons who are actually interested in this case and attracted to Luigi, instead of vice versa passive aggressive thread bombing. If that makes me autisitic >>470574 for noticing, see picrel

No. 470582

File: 1736961287495.jpg (88.03 KB, 600x450, Altoona-Hotel-Pizza-0247-2-600…)

>>470573
In a city known for this nasty slop, I think McDonald's was probably the only edible option.

No. 470583

>>470581
i have no patience for autism

No. 470584

>>470582
eugh what the fuck is that? Microplastic pizza?

No. 470585

>>470581
>when big news happens
Nona there hasn't been big news. If you're obsessed with just the case and hate the thirst stuff you could go to reddit. iirc they banned thirstposting on the luigi boards

No. 470586

>>470572
I enjoy making the recaps every time but honestly I don’t do a very good job (this is my own self critique)

No. 470587

>>470586
If you're recapnonna I always appreciate your recaps every thread. They come in handy.
>t.thirstposter

No. 470589

File: 1736961963887.jpg (195.65 KB, 1000x1000, 1000_F_540473326_SHUnWOcEBA6la…)

>>470583
So I'm complaining about the same group of anons interrupting and drowning out discussions with the same Wigi content over and over like it's their favourite DBZ episode. If they could hold off posting their preferred repetitive/familiar content until after anons have finished discussing the topic they consider "news", instead of only at that exact moment (and then suddenly stopping when other anons have "given up" on their discussion) that would be great and we wouldn't have to talk about this ever again

No. 470590

>>470581
Yeah that all came and went just fine

No. 470591

File: 1736962148594.jpeg (54.21 KB, 1125x654, amy discovers weegee.jpeg)

>>470587
thank you nonny, glad I can be of service!

No. 470592

>>470589
When does this happen, link examples

No. 470593

>>470590
I'm replying to several anons complaining about their posts being drowned out (I haven't even contributed news itt) so no, it hasn't and needs to be addressed because it's annoying. It's obvious some of the anons who have a huge problem with discussing this or making an alternative thread, are the very anons causing these complaints to begin with

No. 470596

I feel like this news/thirst war is an attempt at infighting or something. I haven't had any issues checking up with Luiginews. The problem is there's nothing happening right now that is worth in depth discussion. There might be a new photo or some obscure website he signed up for but never used, but outside of posting that there isn't much discussion.
As soon as he appears again on the news there will be smooth discussion, but for now there just isn't much which might create the illusion of an overabundance of thirstposting.

No. 470599

>>470593
Post examples I am genuinely curious
>>470596
Agreed and I personally don’t think his new pics or random online accounts qualifies as ‘news’

No. 470601

Hot take, just because your post doesn't get much of a response doesn't mean it was drowned out, maybe others just didn't have much to add.

No. 470603

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>>470599
ctrl+f "drown", I'm not making an archive unless it's for wigi news. Pretty much any new or interesting content counts as "wigi news" to me. Autistically spamming the exact same gifs, picrels and thirsty reactions at the precise moment anons are sharing new content is very annoying

It's really not that complicated, other threads are aware and vocal about not flooding the thread with shit posts for no reason. So I'm not sure why some anons are so baffled by the idea that some of us don't want to scroll past endless non-posts and would like to see a cohesive and archived list of all the relevant content anons have been gathering, in a compelling and active murder case (starring our husbando)

No. 470605

>>470603
Just ignore the posts you don't like. Stop being so autistic.

No. 470606

>>470603
Nona I understand your point of view and I feel bad if I've contributed to the feeling of neglecting or spamming at the same time more others are trying to have more substantive discussion. I enjoy reading all the real updates and theorizing except for the race preference sperging, it's just that I'm a smoothbrained retard who doesn't have anything valuable to add in those moments. So what probably ends up happening is that I'm annoyingly shitposting thirst stuff/contributing to the drowning out of more serious topics bc I want to interact with my fellow weegeewives.
I'll be more mindful of this in the future and try to hold myself back when the recent posts have actual news, sorry again for irritating a fellow wife ♥

No. 470607

>>470603
…or the anons who love posting stupid shit could go to plebbit, since that is exactly the kind of content people love over there. Why come to a place like LC in the first place if you consider interesting/non-retarded content "autistic"?

No. 470609

>>470603
Then make it

No. 470612

>>470606
kek dw anon, I truly don't think any of the people I'm referring to are being genuine. It seems like (at least some of them) could be the same fags who were banned for posting gay porn but have found a ~genius~ and passive aggressive way of fucking up the thread again. When a big event has happened and the thread is full of (actual) thirsting wigi-wives, it's a completely different energy and I don't feel like autistically policing the thread (repost for accurate typo)

No. 470614

>>470607
Reddit doesn't have luigi thirstposts. You'd need to go to that weird chinese tik tok account for pure thirstposts.
This sort of moralfag policing is reddit tier btw.
I understand that the ovulation wave has passed its peak and a lot of nonas here are getting snippy but you need to just be aware of that.
Hopefully this place becomes a thread of peace again in febuary when the countdown for luigis court appearance really begins.

No. 470615

>>470614
>refusing to understand or comprehend very basic nuance to continue antagonistic argument for no reason
see picrel >>470589

No. 470616

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>>470615
Well now there's NO news or thirst being posted. Just civil war.

No. 470617

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you are all retarded

No. 470618

>>470617
I love you sexy twerker

No. 470619

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>>470616
Exactly, I've said what I had to say and there's nothing going on. So now would be the perfect time for all your erratic non-posts and no one will care

No. 470622

>>470619
It's too late. The thread is now a minefield of spergs that will lash out at people for "posting wrong". You killed it. I hope you're happy

No. 470623

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He wouldn’t want this. He wants peace.

No. 470626

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No. 470628

Sorry for asking to be spoonfed but I’m still confused, people are saying he won’t be on Zoom because he pled not guilty. But will we get to watch a livestream of the actual trial eventually? God that would be so good

No. 470631

>>470628
I don’t think so because it’s federal iirc

No. 470632

>>470626
I don't get it.

No. 470633

>>470626
daniel penny is nothing more than an inbred looking faggot. asuka is a real intellectual

No. 470634

>>470631
If that's the case we need to campaign for art nonnies itt to be the courtroom sketch artists so we don't get those abonimable caricatures like last time

No. 470635

>>470628
he waived the PA zoom hearing bc it was just having his charges formally read to him
the NY fed trial doesn’t allow cameras but there is a chance the NY state trial will allow cameras
not sure who’s in charge of that decision though

No. 470636

>>470552
Pocket-size luigi, like a chibi or like a homunculus with the giant feet

No. 470638

>>470626
Anon I guess Daniel penny is a lot like Shinji by virtue of being a pathetic faggot

No. 470640

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No. 470641

>>470640
What the fuck is this bullshit
>>470635
Doesn’t Luigi know we wanna see him? Dumbie

No. 470642

>>470640
>Simultaneous disdain and jealousy of "normal people" (rich, materialistic, tall, handsome, charismatic et al)
That's a bit weird since he himself is at least three of those things
Also time to now check my myers-briggs compatibility with his, sigh

No. 470644

>>470642
Are these not just retards speculating? At this point the astrologyfags are more accurate.

No. 470645

>>470640
>extroverted
kek

No. 470646

>>470644
Oh for sure they're most likely speculating, I'm just desperate for more content and already did the birthchart matching with other nonnies in previous threads kekkk

No. 470648

>>470646
The person who says he knew him needs to post proof or explain where he knows him from or I can’t bring myself to care. I can certainly see Luigi being insecure but to label him a narcissist because he’s generous is such typical male ‘logic’

No. 470651

>>470648
I'd also like some proof but it's unlikely we'll get any
He paints a picture of a guy I probably would get tired of kek, don't like people who enjoy the sound of their own voice too much

No. 470652

>>470651
I could see some of it being true, if we wade through the bias of someone else’s perception of him (which could never be fully accurate), if true it wouldn’t be far fetched to suggest Luigi had some sort of imposter syndrome in high school due to being intelligent but not super bright, and also the supposed emotional immaturity and inability to understand others comes across as maybe autism or even just depression. I don’t find it impossible he has/had depression. It could be clinical depression and not sourced from any significant life event, even. It paints a picture of a comically innocent, misguided boy.
I also don’t believe most of the more detailed conjectures from that anon considering he didn’t seem to directly speak with Luigi often or at all; the tone is demeaning even though he states he wasn’t being negative, and it’s almost like he resents Luigi or even finds him stupid. And that he hates nerds KEK

No. 470654

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Someone posted this on the frutiger metro subreddit lmao

No. 470656

>>470626
Luigi would definitely be an Asukafag over a Reifag. Penny is a Shinjifag because he's a faggot.

No. 470657

>>470645
during his frat era probably

No. 470658

>>470640
This guy seems butthurt or something. If he actually knew him, I'm certain that some of his experiences might have been that way but it seemed like he didn't like him at all and he only mentions negative stuff. Even the altruism. It's such a typical retort to say "helping others is all just self validation". It seemed like Luigi actually helped a lot of people and they seemed to have been pretty happy about it, posting pictures and mentioning it

No. 470659

Also just to add, it’s funny how women’s opinions of Luigi are quite positive versus a lot of male sentiments. That anon on the personality forums or whatever (already a very strange place to hang out, how does that reflect on anon’s credibility?) clearly disliked Luigi for being a nerdy sped. Also the assumption of guilt is annoying. Was his mother right to say an assassination is something her son would do? Luigi’s autism is a little relatable honestly…

No. 470660

>>470651
I mean I think we've already established that he loves the sound of his own voice. Just look at his social media presence. Also him constantly reaching out to people he admired could be a sign of wanting to prove his intellectual worth. And he even recommended an app to one of them (and went on a little enthusiastic sperg about it too KEK)

Honestly he just sounds neurodivergent to me.

I also feel like the person who wrote these equally loves the sound of their own voice, if not more.

No. 470661

>>470658
He does mention that Luigi’s friends liked and admired Luigi.
>>470660
This. Anyone obsessed with mbti is just as autistic but in a different way. Luigi sounded like a nice but misguided midwit fellow

No. 470663

>>470658
agree, especially as his (anonymous) reddit comments were very encouraging and earnest

No. 470664

Ngl this kinda sounds like what a criminal profiler i like to watch said about him, but she was more direct lol
in short: he's a psychopath (because murder) who yearns for approval of others but he's never good enough in his head and doesnt understand that others can't fix it

No. 470665

>>470658
I don't think Luigi tried to help others for self validation. At worst maybe he had the mentality of "do onto others which you would want done to you". It's not like he was bragging about his kind acts, we only know about them because of other people commenting on Luigi being nice to them.
This is what really attracts me to him above everything else. Everything about him, including the murder he is connected to, is all selflessly altruistic.
it makes me cute aggressive

No. 470666

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>>470640
This feels too much like it's pieced together from whatever tidbits you can garner online, it's someone obsessing over luigi and not someone who knew him imo. This kind of typing is a popular activity for a certain type of person and I don’t think that was luigi's crowd at all

No. 470667

>>470664
>never good enough in his head
Isn't that everyone?

No. 470668

>>470667
Yeah, but not everyone is going to go and kill someone to send a message (is what i think she was getting at)

No. 470670

>>470664
Fyi criminal profiling is an unregulated field, anyone can call themselves that with zero qualifications

No. 470671

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>>470640
>moid opinion on Luigi

No. 470672

>>470664
Life isn’t a novel who the hell were you listening to
>>470667
This too

No. 470673

>>470640
The comment "socially gauche" rubs me the wrong way. What we have seen from his life so far suggests the total opposite. He seems like your typical popular dude that everybody loves and gets along with. And we know he seeks social environments, not run away from them. Honestly don't know what this guy is on.

No. 470674

>>470669
Males are always trying to kill others to send a message. The fact still stands that Luigi did it correctly unlike the school shooter faggots who just chimp out at random innocents.
>>470666
I don't think a lot of people in Luigi's life really knew him. I think he tried to make himself known but if you've ever been in the kind of crowd Luigi grew up with you'd quickly realize that a lot of those types of people are socially braindead. I feel like the type of culture Luigi grew up with is very common in western countries, especially America. Where people are more focused on material things as opposed to things that have to do with forming a non material based community based on love and trust. I don't think Luigi was an elitist, I think he saw himself as just as bad as the normies he lamented about, which only added to his internal torment. But then again, I really don't know. I have no fucking clue who Luigi is. I want to be penpals with him so badly and figure it out. But I'm just gonna have to wait in line with 40 page schizo.

No. 470675

>>470673
I am retarded what does socially gauche mean

No. 470676

>>470675
KEK in this case I might be equally retarded as I'm not a native speaker. But I think it basically means socially inept/incompetent/awkward? Feel free to correct me nonas

No. 470677

>>470664
>Luigi is a psychopath
Hard disagree. I don't think he had impaired empathy at all. I still stand by the theory that if he did kill Thomson and turned himself in he did it because he felt horrible about what he did.
>>470641
I'm sure Luigi knows we wanna see him, but I get the feeling Luigi didn't want to be some celebrity. If he likes the positive attention, it's because it's a hope he can cling to that might save him from the death penalty/life in prison. As someone who is terrified of cameras that perp walk would have made me have a stress induced seizure.

No. 470678

>>470673
He could be socially gauche. You can be awkward and still charming.
>>470676
It does
>>470677
True those cameras were crazy and loud and very bright. Anyway if the mbtitard is being real, it makes me more confident that Luigi would enjoy my letter if he received it as he doesn’t seem very judgmental like that guy

No. 470679

>>470672
Pat brown, i sould warn shes a boomer tho
>>470677
Didnt say i agree, just that the two analyses sound similar and i found it interesting

No. 470680

>>470664
What kind of psychopath seeks moral justice though? Surely a psychopath wouldn't be as selfless, even for the approval of the people. His life is practically over now.

No. 470681

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>>470640
"as someone who did actually know Luigi"
This you bro?

No. 470683

>>470640
Kek we're both Italian-Americans with the same ENTP/Enneagram 7/Sanguine-Choleric personality. Come and mate with me Luigi, we're the same
ENTP moids are insufferable though, they tend to be the fedora neckbeard types who corner people at parties to "debate about religion" and think they're literally Rick Sanchez from Rick & Morty.

No. 470684

>>470680
He would be famous and praised as a hero for killing a big bad guy
Second part im not sure, maybe he wanted to get away, maybe he wanted to kill himself so the aftermath didnt matter?

No. 470685

>>470678
Yes but my understanding is that the word has a more negative connotation, like crude. I don't think he would be as loved by his peers if he was like that

No. 470686

Unpopular opinion but does anyone else wonder/worry that Luigi might actually be schizo? He's right at that age when it starts appearing in moids. Makes me worry tbh

No. 470688

>>470685
No, gauche doesn’t share the same connotation as crude in fact it’s more associated with low-income behaviors from my experience with the word which tracks with the guy knowing Luigi

No. 470690

>>470686
Schizophrenia is like 90% genetic. Do we know what his family background is?

No. 470693

>>470688
>Low income behavior.
Sounds like someone who would know a lot of the people Luigi went to his 40k a year prep school and Ivy league college.
>>470686
It's hard to say. As far as I can tell he doesn't seem to be delusional, nor is there any evidence of him showing any sign of delusion.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't regularly fantasize about killing corrupt elites who needlessly hoard money at the cost of the welfare of people. Especially insurance scammers.

No. 470694

>>470686
Yeah honestly. He quit his job, dropped off the face of the earth and planned this for months by himself. Safe to say that's not normal behavior. God knows what his typical day was like during those months.

But this could also be a mental breakdown triggered by constant chronic pain. A constant pain like that does terrible things to a person. Suicide is common

No. 470695

>>470683
I wouldn’t take it seriously it’s all made up by that one guy who hates him
>>470686
No it’s kind of sexy since he’s in jail. I hope it’s not the case though. I also hope he is freed. He just seems a little autistic honestly.

No. 470696

>>470694
In Luigi's defense, I find 'normal' behavior in this day and age to be unhinged as fuck. At least here in America.
maybe I'm schizo

No. 470697

>>470688
Thanks for the correction nonny

No. 470701

>>470686
I see no evidence he's schizo, but probably mentally ill. There was an interesting post on reddit from someone who works in the mental health field, apparently it's classic that people with severe issues were high achievers before they got sick. With all the stuff luigi did it doesn't look like he had an off switch, maybe he really didn't like to be alone with his thoughts? I doubt that his brain fog was caused by lime disease

No. 470702

Do you have any questions about this you would like to see discussed? Here is my list (sorry if some are dumb):

>what's the point of being a patsy if youre gonna get charged with murder or accessory with murder which gives more or less the same sentence?

>where did he 3d print the gun?
>is the green jacket under the puffer the same as the one in the hostel? (Reffering to the mcd arrest pic)
>are the 4 fake ids with different names? If yes why did he use mark rosario again?
>if he worked alone why did he have a burner phone?
>couldn't he prepare snacks beforehand instead of going to starbucks?
>why not hold onto the trash and also throw it somewhere in central park?
>where did he get the ebike and where did it end up?
>why did he wear a mask throughout his stay at the hostel but didnt in the bus?
>why are there no pictures of his shoes?

No. 470703

>>470696
No I really do agree
>>470694
I am still betting on mania

No. 470704

>>470696
KEK right, but his friends and family worried about him to the point of filing a missing person report. So it is atypical from his usual behavior at least

No. 470705

>>470640
>personality-database

retard confirmed, opinion discarded

No. 470707

>>470702
I still think Luigi was framed because the real guy got away or the CEOs death was an insider job by a politician (maybe the Pelosi's) and planned to fuck over the Mangione's wayward son from the getgo.
This case glows so fucking hard it hurts my eyes.
>>470704
I think it was a slow burn that may have started the moment he got stuck in the monotony of his desk job. This might have been atypical for Luigi to go MIA but not as atypical as you might initially think.
Luigi was academically gifted and intellectually curious, but he was not cut out for the materialistic, spiritually corrupt lifestyle. This happens from time to time. But a lot of those types of people will generally go off grid. I think Luigi might have tried that, or he just kept a lot of secrets because he knew the dangers of opening up to people.
He pushed people away for sure, but I don't think this came from a place of mental illness, rather I think it came from a place of mental clarity.
I see a lot of Helmholtz Watson in Luigi.

No. 470708

>>470702
Questions for who?
>>470705
Honestly, mbti is for BPD moids imo

No. 470713

>>470654
I like that they used the uncummed picture fatty chan tried to hide from us. I hope he sees it and shits himself

No. 470719

>>470660
this. luigi is just an autist really

>>470661
calling him an intellectual beacon made me laugh

>>470686
he IS schizo nonna, there's no denying it, it is what it is. no matter what his motives were, deciding on murdering someone isn't typical for the usual mental illness

>>470708
hope all the mbti obsessed moids die

No. 470720

>>470713
The photo isn't accurate though. The cummed version has his face clearly scrunched up. We will never see his face scrunched up and looking stupid…

No. 470722

>>470719
There's plenty of "neurotypical" people who kill others. I think because we live in a puritanical protestant based society we have a black and white view of killing when the truth is we allow and support murderers on a daily basis. The type of killing Luigi did was far less fucked up than the type of killing United Healthcare does. But since UHC is an entity rather than a singular individual we try to pass that off as somehow acceptable compared to killing Brian Thomson.

No. 470723

>>470707
I don’t think poor Weewam is that intelligent honestly. Or rather I believe he should defer to me as his intellectual master. You can be academically competent (okay, or more than competent since he was valedicktorian) but still naive as he was. He needed to foster wisdom. He still has time. In fact he has all the time in the world in jail to foster wisdom. I hope he can be happy.

No. 470725

>>470707
Didn't he work remotely in Hawaii? Seems like he had it better than most

No. 470727

>>470722
Honestly. Going overseas killing strangers you would have otherwise never come in contact with good. Killing CEO that negatively affects thousands of your own people bad.

No. 470728

>>470723
I agree Luigi isn't that intelligent, which is why I said he was academically gifted and intellectually curious. Luigi, at the end of the day, is an XY. He's retarded and he needed women. It only adds to his retardation that at his most desperate he clung to other, even more retarded XYs

No. 470729

>>470728
I wanna cuddle and snuggle him. That mbti anon did a bad thing making Luigi seem so endearingly pathetic

No. 470731

>>470725
On a materialistic level he had it better than others for sure. All Luigi had to do was keep his nose down and do what he was told to do and what was expected of him and he would have added to his family wealth.
But I can 100% understand not wanting to do that, especially when you are smart enough to understand the system of wealth is just about hoarding and not about giving back. I think Luigi being a self aware techfag must have been particularly harsh on him.
Is it bad that I believe that Kaczynski might have really fucked with his head?

No. 470734

>>470723
i think he is intelligent, it’s just that the autism causes him to have many blind spots to anything more abstract

>>470725
yeah hawaii is beautiful but simultaneously depressing with its abundant commercial development. i bet he became disillusioned with all the corpo touristy ness, he lived in honolulu and his apartment was filled with rich digital nomads

No. 470736

>>470729
I also want to cuddle with him so bad, him cupping my face with his giant hands. I want our faces super close, him smiling and showing me his gorgeous fangi.
Nonas how can you stand yearning so much from afar? It's killing me

No. 470739

>>470736
>Nonas how can you stand yearning so much from afar?
I find comfort in the forced inaccessibility. I am mostly disturbed that I allowed myself to want to fuck something that exists in my dimension instead of just enjoying my artificially perfect hoard of 2D husbands.
I know the reality is that if somehow I ended up in a relationship with Luigi there would be a good chance the magic would fade and we would grow to resent eachother. This is my cope.

No. 470743

>>470736
Looking at pics of him and sighing loudly

No. 470744

>>470736
him being a recurring appearance in my dreams

No. 470745

>>470736
Pretend he isn't real.

No. 470746

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>>470736
>Nonas how can you stand yearning so much from afar?
By pure willpower and looking at his pictures daily and these threads also keep it going. I have a soft spot for him.

No. 470749

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>>470736
I'm not even a weegiefag, but I relate as my own 3DPD husbando is also out of reach (he's dead lol) and honestly the best remedy for the yearning is creation. Draw him, photoshop him, make him in sims 4, write poems about him etc. Whatever you can make that relates to him is the closest you will get to having a piece of him. Hang in there, my nonas, much love!

No. 470750

>>470739
>>470743
>>470744
>>470745
>>470746
ty for the replies. The best thing for me would probably be to stop visiting this thread and stop looking at things about him but I can't do that. So I suffer on and fight the urges to walk into the ocean

No. 470751

>>470558
This is literally a containment thread dumb bitch.
If you are so insistent on dividing up the conversation into categories and separate threads then go the fuck back to plebbit.

No. 470756

>>470749
aww ty thread visitor nona ♥ I can't really do anything creative but maybe husbandofagging could be a gateway to learn. I've been thinking I'd like to start knit so maybe I'll imagine making and sending him a pair of woolly socks kek

Reposted to add that I'm sorry your 3DPD husbando isn't here anymore but I'm glad you've been able to find meaning in being creative in his honor!

No. 470757

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what do we think nonnies? do we believe her? i knew about the 40 stamps limit though

No. 470758

>>470750
This thread keeps me going to be honest. As in a fight against boredom. It’s fun.
>>470752
Send him a letter. You cannot send socks so don’t or else the letter will also be thrown away.
>>470757
Hopefuel

No. 470759

>>470659
It's obvious that so many men are jealous of Luigi and wish they had all of this attention

No. 470760

>>470749
dead 3dpds are the best 3dpds. I know it's painful but there is sweetness in that bittersweet.
now I wanna know who ur dead husband is

No. 470761

>>470658
>Was his mother right to say an assassination is something her son would do?

When was this?

No. 470762

Also
>redditor is girl
>had luigi dream that came true
It isn’t just us with the dreams it’s so eerie kek

No. 470766

>>470761
nta, but the media misconstrued it, she actually said that hopping through hostels is something her son would do

No. 470767

>>470757
idk but she seems more based than the other redditard who wrote to luigi since she's encouraging others to write to him

No. 470768

>>470767
I wonder if she will share on a different media platform. Also yeah the others were clearly gatekeeping.

No. 470769

>>470762
we're all connected, nonny. it's like inception

No. 470770

>>470765
Now I feel bad for hating on Luigi's mom.
I hate the mainstream media. I just wanna hear Luigi talk.

No. 470771

>>470770
Damn they really threw the mon under the bus to discredit Wigi

No. 470772

>>470757
I ain’t believing shit until I receive my letter from him

No. 470773

>>470772
True where is her pic of the scribbled ‘Luigi’

No. 470774

>>470766
>nta, but the media misconstrued it, she actually said that hopping through hostels is something her son would do
What is your source for this claim. It wasn't "the media" that said this it was literally law enforcement that said it in a press conference.

No. 470775

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The thought of sweetigi buying stamps with his little commission funds and making sure to respond to all who write him, even the crazier ones, is making me emotional. I love him even more now even tho it's all a headcanon

No. 470777

>>470775
I need him like I need air

No. 470778

>>470775
Honestly, what a sweetie pie. I hope he is secretly allowed more stamps so he can write responses to his heart’s content. Mmm imagine getting a response in early Feb and the letter has a cutesy Valentine themed stamp

No. 470780

Starting to draft my letter to him and I'm lost at what to really write. I don't want to mention his case much at all but I feel like I'm writing too much about myself. I also don't want to come off as creepy by mentioning things he's written online. I will be including some little drawings too to help fluff the letter out. Ugh, this is so hard.

No. 470781

Did anyone write an email?

No. 470782

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I hate how sweet Luigi is. Maybe he struggled to get a girl because he was so sweet and kind it scared women because we are so used to dealing with moids who pretend to be sweet and kind but are actually manipulative rapeapes.
All I can think about is like "Oh deep down he must be evil" but if this case is anything do go by even Luigi's alleged criminal chimpout is sweet and kind. I hate it. He would be the exact type of moid who would date you, turn out to be evil, and no one would believe you because he is so publicly sweet.
It makes me violent.

No. 470784

What if Mark Rosario met a chronically sick nonna who was fucked over by UHC during his hostel stay and they both planned this attack together.

No. 470785

>>470781
Does he even have access? God I wish, as an overseasfag I can't send him any letters. If he had access I would actually consider it

No. 470786

>>470780
Do not mention the case or refer to it at all or the letter will not reach him

No. 470788

>>470780
just talk about yourself. Remember: you know more about him than he does about you. It's okay to make the letter more about yourself as long as it's open ended and written in a way that might peak his interests if you want a response. But idfk
I'm still sitting on my draft, terrified out of my mind because with my luck he would never respond.

No. 470789

>>470785
>Does he even have access? God I wish, as an overseasfag I can't send him any letters.
There were reports of Luigi receiving X number of letters, that was very early on after his arrest, when he was still in Pennsylvania.
I don't know if Luigi can get emails where he is now, someone should find out.

No. 470791

>>470786
I wrote that I decided to write to him because I found his story so far compelling and didn't elaborate anymore about that. I decided to use the word "story" instead of "case" but maybe it's still too much. I'll probably just get rid of that line.
>>470788
Will do. I just hate talking too much about myself because it seems self-centered but it really is hard to talk about anything else.

No. 470792

>>470788
>I'm still sitting on my draft, terrified out of my mind because with my luck he would never respond.
nonnie you do realize that if you don't send the letter you're guaranteeing he won't respond kek

No. 470793

>>470789
>There were reports of Luigi receiving X number of letters
samefag I meant to say emails not letters, srry

No. 470795

>>470788
With my luck he won’t respond but I still sent one because fuck it
>>470793
I think he can but he gets like 1 hour of computer time or something

No. 470796

>>470792
>if you don't send he wont respond
I live in terror that Luigi will respond with a message telling me to kill myself

No. 470797

>>470501
Looking at it, it kinda looks like the shooter puts the hoodie on as he's about to cross the street.
The footage is kinda blurry but if you slow down at around 0:45 you can kinda see that his face is uncovered and his hair is dark.

No. 470798

>>470796
Don't be silly. First off, that would be bad press if something like that ever got out to the public. Second, he is an angel and would never do that.

No. 470799

>>470796
This is an irrational fear. I don’t even think he would be allowed to send a response like that even if he wanted to.

No. 470800

File: 1736980188879.jpeg (28.37 KB, 493x356, IMG_3954.jpeg)

>>470773
right, hmm maybe if she showed proof I’ll believe it but then again everyone is hoarding their letters and not sharing.

No. 470801

>>470702
The shooter was seen talking on a mobile. Probably to Luigi so they could get Luigi in to position to be caught on cctv (the taxi footage).

No. 470802

>>470789
pretty sure he can only get emails if he adds specific people to his approved list

No. 470803

>>470796
>I live in terror that Luigi will respond with a message telling me to kill myself
You're probably being facetious but still it's sad when people are paralyzed by fear especially fears of things that will never happen. He won't do that to you anon.
I do relate tbh, as I myself have a fearful/avoidant attachment style.

No. 470804

>>470802
I can’t wait for this to be me

No. 470805

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>>470798
>>470799
I have deep rooted trauma from childhood where someone I really looked up to told me I was a worthless piece of shit and I was better off dead. I know the fear is irrational and I need to get over it. But I've been so fucked up from that memory and I think I'm going to die with that pain no matter what I do

No. 470806

>>470796
If I got a letter from Luigi telling me to kill myself, I'd treasure it tbh kek. It'd be a hilarious memento to own.

No. 470807

>>470796
same
his replies are probably very curt and generic to everyone so far, but i’d feel like he only have replied to me that way kek

No. 470808

File: 1736980632593.jpeg (399.8 KB, 1125x1143, IMG_3955.jpeg)

>>470800
samefag, I stand corrected kekkkk

No. 470810

>>470808
>queen delivers proof with the address and everything
I DEFINITELY like her more than the other redditor

No. 470811

>>470808
if he is only replying to women i love him

No. 470812

>>470796
kek i laughed out loud at this but i understand you, i have the same irrational fear.

No. 470813

>>470808
i like her

No. 470814

>>470802
Devastation just hit me like a ton of bricks

No. 470815

>>470808
AAAAAaahhhh his scribbles

No. 470816

>>470808
I love luigis shitty handwriting. God I would huff that envelope so hard

No. 470817

>>470808
His handwriting looks less schizo. I guess he had time to reflect and meditate kek

No. 470818

>>470817
they put him on meds, nona

No. 470819

>>470817
can’t wait for my name to be written in his shitty handwriting I am going to frame it up in my room

No. 470820

If I ever get the courage to write him and he responded, I would fold that letter up as tightly as possible, put it in my period cup and insert it inside me during the times I'm not bleeding

No. 470821

>>470808
Pittsburgh? Sent 29th? I should be getting mine shortly (yeah right)

No. 470822

the fact that he’s even writing strangers back makes me cry oh sweetigi

No. 470824

>>470821
if you get a letter please let us know. Im tired of redditors getting all the luigi love

No. 470825

>>470821
KEK

dont worry nonny he will respond manifesting this for us weegee wives

No. 470827

File: 1736981376203.jpeg (224.53 KB, 1290x1170, IMG_0778.jpeg)

>>470808
i hate these cucked jealous mods. holy fuck, you can’t talk about shit

No. 470828

>>470827
Why tho

No. 470829

idky ppl keep calling his handwriting shitty or chicken scratch maybe it's the same anon posting over and over
His handwriting is very neat and legible esp for being a moid

No. 470830

>>470828
they're bitter disgraces, that's why

No. 470832

>>470827
why does the mod need to verify the letter in private? the person who received it posted proof of who it’s from

No. 470833

>>470801
Wait he was seen on the phone not long after the shooting? That feels like the he wasn't working alone, why would he risk calling anyone?

No. 470834

>>470832
bc she’s entitled and wants to gatekeep all weegee info for herself

No. 470836

>>470832
she has done the same on at least three occasions, and it's like for what? you're still not letting them talk about the letters or the content

No. 470837

>>470827
>Only show me the content of Luigis writing because we need to protect his privacy! Nevermind that every letter he sent is vetted to high hell and is guaranteed to not say anything related to his charges.
Fuck off you stupid fat reddit mod cunt.

No. 470839

>>470836
Someone should ask her to clarify the rules and her reasoning behind them. I am genuinely confused.

No. 470840

>>470834
>>470836
>>470837
r/FreeLuigi mod on suicide watch right now cause she hasn’t received a response from him kekkkk

No. 470841

>>470829
Have you seen his book notes? I had trouble reading them

No. 470842

I hope Luigi responds to a farmer and she shares at least some of the content of the letter. She will become the weegeewife queen
>>470839
>asking a mod to be rational
You might as well ask them to be gender critical

No. 470843

>>470837
Kek it’s definitely this

No. 470845

can someone show me an example of acceptible paper to write luigi with? and the type of envelopes?

No. 470846

>>470839
It's a moral high ground thing. But she doesn't stop herself from reading them i'm sure, cause the info is only safe with her unlike us who would do… what exactly? not sure kek

No. 470847

Imagine seeing your name in his handwriting aah

No. 470848

>>470846
>cause the info is only safe with her unlike us who would do… what exactly? not sure kek
Masturbate.
She's mad because we will be masturbating while imagining Luigi saying the contents of the letters in his handsome voice. And that is literally rape in her eyes.

No. 470849

>>470845
white envelope, white or lined paper
black or blue pen

No. 470850

>>470845
Blank or lined paper, plain white envelopes.

No. 470851

>>470847
i wouldn't ever recover

No. 470852

>bored
>think of a sex scenario to enterrain myself
>its boring
>add luigi
>suddenly it becomes the hottest thing
you guys should try it, take any boring fantasy and think its luigi, it always works im baffled

No. 470853

And yes black or blue pen and I believe pencil is fine (didn’t see anything against it) except colored pencils

No. 470854

>>470847
immediately getting a custom frame for the envelope and letter

No. 470855

>>470847
>Immediate horror, vomit inducing anxiety.
>Hide the letter somewhere.
>Remember I need to share it with the nonnies
>Open it, preparing for Luigi to tell me to kill myself
>It's just mundane shit and appreciation for my support
>share with nonas.

No. 470856

>>470855
Probably how I would feel I just know the anxiety would be immense it would take me days to open it

No. 470857

>>470848
KEK

I really don't like how everyone is so uptight and holier-than-thou over there. Like of course let's make this a civilized space but god damn do you have to be so annoying about it? Seems so insincere and pretentious

No. 470858

Oh to be a Reddit mod and designate yourself the primary Luigi masturbator…

No. 470860

>>470858
I just am not morally bankrupt enough to hoard all the sexy luigiscratch to myself. Weegee wifery is a collective movement. That redditmod is the ceo of luigi fanmail. Greedily hoarding it for herself like the sexletter capitalist pig she is. What a fucking hypocrite. Her plebbit avatar should have a monocle and a top hat to match her greedy personality

No. 470861

>>470860
Why does she call him LM

No. 470862

>>470861
to be ~*~*~*~*~*unique*~*~*~*~*~*
I hate her

No. 470863

>>470640
I would be disappointed if he was an ENTP.
like me

No. 470864

This is the second time I had a dream about Luigi answering my letter. I still haven’t gotten a letter back.

No. 470865

>>470864
It’s on its way on the wings of an angel

No. 470866

>>470861
because plebbit was banning subreddits who mentioned his name kek so everyone has to call him LM or else, she deletes the posts

No. 470867

>>470866
Why not call him weewee

No. 470868


No. 470869

>>470864
Let us know when your letter arrives nona! I am rooting for you to get your much deserved weegee response (as long as you didn't write him a 40 page schizo rant, but even then I would support you)

No. 470871

>>470869
Fortunately, I did not send a schizo rant. I didn’t send any pics of my face or say anything really interesting so I don’t know if I cucked myself. I mean I did send a drawing of him lol so maybe I’ll get a response. But it’s been almost been a month since I sent the letter.

No. 470872

I'd write but a- idk what, b- i share a mailbox with my family i don't want them to see it or question it

No. 470873

>>470871
Artnonnie?

No. 470874

>>470866
>reddit doesn't allow Luigi's name
No wonder china is winning.

No. 470875

File: 1736984894586.gif (2.48 MB, 200x193, IMG_2007.gif)

once I receive my weegee letter I’ll be sniffing it all night long

No. 470877

>>470871
You didn't cuck yourself, one of or even more of the other letters that received responses were sent without pics.
>>470872
Okay same I got lucky with the letter being taken without anyone seeing it, and if it's received and they see it it's already too late. Plus I spoke to them about sending the letter but they probably didn't think I'd have the balls or receive a response (so far I haven't obviously, so no harm no foul?), and as for what to write I don't really know, I asked him a few questions and because I sent books I also had that to lead in with.

No. 470878

>>470774
i stand corrected, i googled it and the ones running with that are his reddit and threads fans. Why would his mom say something like that? still a mystery

No. 470879

>>470878
>Why would his mom say something like that?
the shoot someone thing or the hostel hopping thing?

No. 470880

>>470879
the shoot someone thing

No. 470881

>>470872
same. i just wrote a bunch of uplifting stuff so that it wouldn't get flagged and asked about 3 questions. i don't want my family to see but the good news is they don't really care about him and don't open my mail. gonna go to my post office tomorrow

No. 470882

>>470881
>don't open my mail
>letter will say it's from a detention center
>and be written in little schizoscratch
Hopefully they'll look over that part kek

No. 470883

>>470880
Parents and grandparents tend to say some pretty crazy stuff about their(grand)kids sometimes.Maybe she’s one of the overly couscous types and assumes he would do something like based on something pretty menial he’s done in the past.would know from experience

No. 470884

>>470883
I remember reading something from wee wee complaining about how his mom was mad that he cut steak with the wrong hand or some shit. That seems bizarre to me I didn't even know there was a correct steak cutting hand but I know they are italian so it could be italian food autism

No. 470885

>>470884
It isn't Italian food autism it's common food eating etiquette (I agree with him though, plus I don't even use knives anyway) it's just that his mother didn't even know why you swap hands when you use a knife. It's so you're using the knife in your dominant hand, for safety reasons. His mom didn't even know and told him to do it just because that's how you're meant to do it. I'd be frustrated too. He's so based.

No. 470887

>>470885
>I dont use knives
How do u eat? Do you just rip off big chunks?

No. 470888

>>470887
Put food on fork. Lift fork. Eat the food.

No. 470890

>>470888
but like what if you get something like meat.

No. 470891

>>470888
You use your hands to put food on the fork? Ew nonnie

No. 470892

>>470890
I take bites out as I see fit
>>470891
No, I use my fork to put food on the fork, the fuck?

No. 470894

File: 1736989005178.jpg (76.42 KB, 736x736, 1735265674900.jpg)

>>470891
nyart but I think she means stab the fork.
I can see why Luigi went vegetarian now. He couldn't handle the italian steak knife autism…
It's okay Luigi… I'll make you spaghetti with strawberry cannoli for dessert.

No. 470895

>>470894
I need that pinkie tickling my labia.

No. 470897

File: 1736989399737.jpeg (749.72 KB, 1125x1396, IMG_3959.jpeg)

I have hope that he will respond to my letter since it followed all the facility mail rules, was sent on the last day of december and it hasn’t been returned to me as of today.

No. 470898

>>470897
Luigi is the cutest thing ever he's so cute cute cute cute cute

No. 470901

>>470892
>I take bites out as I see fit
So you stab your piece of meat with a fork and lift the entire thing up and take a bite?
lmao you're either lying or a complete retard like needs-a-helmet tier retard

No. 470903

File: 1736989930421.png (6.15 KB, 240x240, ree.png)

>>470901
No comment

No. 470904

>>470897
Who gave Luigi the right to smile this cutely?

No. 470905

>>470901
NTART but has it ever occurred to you that Luigi might find this feral and rebellious steakstabbing nona's eating style to be deeply erotic?

No. 470906

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Do you think Luigi would be turned on if he went to a girls house like picrel?

No. 470907

>>470906
No but maybe he'd help you clean up?

No. 470913

>>470897
the perfect song while I wait for his letter kek

No. 470915

>>470341
Winona Ryder got a high fashion runaway deal from her trial, why not Luigi? He's as iconic, if not more.

No. 470916

>>470500
You can't tell shit from leetcode, it only means he was not grinding to get into a big tech like Amazon or Google.
His Github is what I'm curious about, I wonder if it's possible to find his username…

No. 470917

Yo I found his Github account.
He has not been pushing code there at all since 2021
https://github.com/lnmangione?tab=overview&from=2020-12-01&to=2020-12-31

No. 470918

>>470917
Does this mean he sucks

No. 470919

>>470918
Huh, can't tell, he was a student back them.
Prob the newer contributions were done in another site like Gitlab or gitbucket, wathever his employers used.
It doesn't look like he was a very motivated coder at least. People that are really into coding can get obssessive about having daily commits and contributions in Github but that doesn't seem to be his case, no wander he left his code mankey job.

No. 470920

>>470916
I remember hearing whispers that Luigi felt compelled to go into STEM for college to please his parents.
I bet being the only son in a wealthy Italian family with political connections has a lot of pressures.
Do you think my theory that Luigi was forced to be a cog by his family holds any water?

No. 470923

Horror fic idea
Luigi gets out of jail just in time to witness women have partnered up with AI husbandos modelled after him that bear no resemblance to his actual personality

No. 470924

>>470920
Everyone is forced to be a cog by their family, especially in a family like that. Where did you hear these ‘whispers’ from? Poor autistic Wigi

No. 470925

>>470920
It makes a lot of sense because that's typical of families like that. He likely doesn't have a happy relationship with his parents. I feel like he was trying transition from doing boring STEM stuff for his career to becoming some sort of Xitter/Substack philosopher grifter.

No. 470928

>>470923
Will happen to someone someday Im calling it now
>>470925
A lower income girlfriend would have unironically saved him

No. 470930

>>470923
Luigi might find comfort in that instead of them hounding him. Maybe he will help train the AI in exchange for his life (horny women are more dangerous than the CIA)

No. 470932

>>470924
I don't remember where I heard it. But I swear it was someone who knew him or some shit. Maybe a grifter interaction. It could also just be a voice in my head because like Luigi, I too, am schizo.
>>470928
I think Luigi definitely needed a feral gf. Maybe some girl who lived on a farm or was off grid like vid rel (I think she has a bf but she would have worked well with weewee imo)
All I know is Luigi needed a non cog girl. Big time.

No. 470934

>>470915
>Winona Ryder got a high fashion runaway deal from her trial, why not Luigi? He's as iconic, if not more.
Luigi is more deserving of a Rolling Stone magazine cover than that actual terrorist boy was. It will never happen though because absolutely everything and everyone in America is beholden to corporate interests. Rolling Stone wouldn't lose ad revenue from lionizing a literal terrorist but they would lose everything if they were sympathetic to Luigi.
This country is a sick joke.

No. 470935

>>470920
>I remember hearing whispers that Luigi felt compelled to go into STEM for college to please his parents.
It's just as likely that Luigi went into compsci because as a little boy he liked computers and vidya games and robotics. Naturally he'd want to pursue what he likes and his parents gave him everything they could, a stellar education.
There's no evidence they forced him into anything.

No. 470936

File: 1736995007836.gif (3.59 MB, 640x480, chris-chan-angry.gif)

>>470934
LUIGI. ISN'T. A. FUCKING. TERRORIST!!

No. 470937

File: 1736995211362.jpeg (108.48 KB, 1278x1278, DmFSEHgymR7VdfPSJvpWzW.jpeg)

Japanese selling Luigi iPhone cover

No. 470938

>>470937
based but the artist really needs to give luigi curls

No. 470940

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This jp illustration did him dirty

No. 470941

>>470940
I don't think it's that bad but why the hell do these Asian artists keep missing the beauty marks?

No. 470943

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>>470940
I can tell this Luigi art was made by a japmoid jealous of Luigis massive cock.
They should have hired a yume mangaka

No. 470944

>>470937
its very obvious AIshit anon

No. 470945

File: 1736995669516.png (215.05 KB, 505x343, 3405490344.png)

>>470940
they massacred my boy

No. 470946

>>470944
Ah, I guess that's why it was already removed from the store lol

No. 470947

File: 1736995842907.gif (306.86 KB, 500x500, 1735069616238.gif)

>>470941
I think you can tell it's him but it looks like it was drawn by a Luigihater. Luigi is objectively beautiful but its real beauty not shaved chin sliced open eyelid surgery "beauty" that is so popular among asian prettyboys

No. 470948

What language is this?

No. 470949

>>470948
sounds like german to me

No. 470958

>>470947
Yeah, I just don't think Japanese people find actual Western people particularly attractive because of those unrealistic beauty standards, especially if it's a Japanese man depicting a Western man. I don't think it's that poorly drawn but it's definitely very unflattering and done mockingly.

No. 470959

Sooo the renegade lady says his mail is being returned. They didn't even bother opening the envelopes kekk

No. 470960

>>470959
who is "the renegade lady" what does that mean
not everyone is looking at reddit

No. 470962

>>470932
That makes sense to me. I will ship him with Goat Woman too.

No. 470963

>>470960
It's some Tiktok personality named Renegade for Justice. I don't use Tiktok but no one's really reporting returned mail on Leddit.

No. 470965

>>470959
>>470963
Well this is frustrating. I really wish the faggit mod would just show some bits and pieces of the letters received. Like literally just Luigi saying he's okay and not to worry. IDK how that kind of information would be incriminating or violating his privacy.

No. 470969

>>470965
I understand insisting on seeing it FIRST in order to prevent people from shitposting faked correspondence and creating drama and more work for moderation staff.
Buuuuut after verifying with the mod, users should be allowed to freely share on the subreddit. Otherwise what's even the fucking point?

No. 470975

>>470969
You're preaching to the choir. I'd love to bitch to the reddit jannie but I'm sure they would look down upon me from their cheeto encrusted throne and read my peasant concerns for Luigis well being with distain before banning me for my insolence and transphobia

No. 470976

>>470960
I’m on TikTok, I’ll try to summarize. Basically, Renegade for Justice claims that dozens of people have messaged her saying that their letters to Luigi have been returned to them unopened. She also claims that the prison has limited Luigi to a 20 stamps per month limit due to the high volume of mail received, and that he has already reached this 20 stamp limit for January. This is conjecture on her end though so take it with a grain of salt.

No. 470977

>>470976
Tiktok is full of retards so I wonder if those people who have their letters returned are probably doing dumb shit like decorating their letters with unnecessary crap or sending too many pointless letters at once.

No. 470980

>>470976
and then there's retards sending multiple letters to him that are clogging up the p.o box. just greedy and ruining it for others.

No. 470981

>>470976
20 limit sucks. I think Luigi should at least be allowed to write one letter per day since all of what he's doing is sitting on his ass in a cell all day and then reading the same 5 fucking books (isnt that all he's allowed to keep per month? Or is that per week).
Either way, the American prison system is horrible. All the systems in America are atrocious. It makes me hate being in society. I wanna go further off grid and just live in the woods with my head in the sand about this horrible, human hating system around me while contributing to it as little as possible.

No. 470982

That Tiktok lady also claims that Karen has started billing Luigi for all the calls and emails they've been receiving and answering. Apparently some crazies have been doing that and now Luigi has to pay for the time spent on that too.

No. 470983

>>470976
i saw a woman who got her letter returned today, she had sent him one on new years so i think it's true. god, i hate this world. i'll blame the redditards who sent him their useless fake deep 30 page letters. i wish them eternal suffering

No. 470984

>>470982
i feel awful, what the fuck is going on with these people

No. 470985

>>470982
Damn Karen needs to make an FAQ letting people know wtf to do as far as interacting with her defendant. Like make a public statement to us on whether we should send fan mail or not.

No. 470987

>>470983
Oh I HATE the psychotic fans who send him fan letters that are over 5 pages (tbh 5 pages is already kind of long. 1-3 seems good for a first correspondence.)
In all honesty I don't really wanna bug him. I just wanna know that he's okay. Hearing a fat reddit mod say it isn't the same as seeing it in his handwriting

No. 470988

File: 1737001211958.jpeg (724.28 KB, 1125x1352, IMG_3960.jpeg)

>>470965
>>470969
>>470975
the retarded mod running r/FreeLuigi and r/luigifever is power tripping, the person who got his letter wanted to share a tidbit of what she wrote to him but she is literally not allowed to. Ironic, since Luigi was always sharing valuable information for the benefit of others.

No. 470989

>>470988
and she's cucked as fuck too for obeying that disgusting janny. she should share it on her profile

No. 470990

>>470985
>Damn Karen needs to make an FAQ letting people know wtf to do as far as interacting with her defendant. Like make a public statement to us on whether we should send fan mail or not.
Are you stupid? She doesn't want anyone interacting with him. That's not in his best interest.

No. 470991

>>470990
And for this reason i strongly believe people should just wait until the trial is completed before sending him anything.

No. 470992

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>>470990
Well, it is kind of contradicting what she said earlier. Not that she is telling people to send mail but she said he enjoys receiving it.

No. 470993

>>470991
That can take years, though.

No. 470994

>>470990
If she didn't want anyone interacting with Luigi she would have said so. There's evidence pointing to the contrary >>470992

No. 470996

>>470988
These mods are fucking retarded. Do they have any fucking reason why we can't see the letters? Or at least portions of the letters? This is stupid as hell

No. 470997

>>470982
So does that Tiktok lady have any actual evidence this is happening?

No. 470998

nonnies i'm devastated ngl i was going to send mines over the weekend. would it be best to wait until march or april?

No. 470999

>>470989
I hope a slimy journo bribes her to show the letter anyways. Its not like unpaid reddit jannies can bribe her to NOT show it

No. 471000

>>470998
I was thinking of waiting till spring. But its so hard to say. This is annoying.
This is why I always wanted to avoid 3D dick because there's always a million retards after it.
Luigi should only be allowed to respond to people from lolcow

No. 471001

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Waluigi lookin good y'all

No. 471002

>>471001
WTF he's cute

No. 471003

>>470997
Her “evidence” for the letters being returned and the 20 stamp limit theory is she talked to “a bunch of people, including some credible sources, media sources, and other people who are paying attention to this kind of stuff.” Hence, grain of salt…. kek

No. 471004

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>>470992
Jason Brooks is another retarded fag trying to be the spokesperson for all the Luigi supporters. He’s been annoying the fuck out his legal team.

>emails KFA bragging about his experience as a pro se plaintiff, how many tiktok followers he has and that he is the “current spokesperson” for Luigi supporters

>his email is forwarded to what I’m assuming is some over worked paralegal or a PR person
>KFA representative emails Jason Brooks back saying that he can call them anytime with any questions he has
>ends up having phone call with said representative but he doesn’t share what was discussed

These fucking retards need to back off it’s so embarrassing at this point. Also disgusting tidbit, he was encouraging girls to send Luigi “naughty” pictures to lift his spirits, mind you there are underage girls following this moid.

No. 471005

>>471001
Is that waluigi or Luigi? This is footage from Luigi's sister marrying an indian guy, right?

No. 471006

>>471003
Inb4 the schizos start calling Karen's office to verify this and cost Luigi another few thousand bucks a day.

No. 471007

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>>471001
>luigi hugging waluigi

No. 471008

>>471007
So I'm not the only one who sees Luigiverse eventually devolving into this from lack of content.

No. 471009

>>471006
Can Karen PLEASE write a public statement on how to interact with Luigi?!

No. 471010

>>471008
It's either this or us group bullying the freeluigi reddit mod into either releasing the letters or going private

No. 471011

>>471006
they already are, it's so grim

No. 471012

>>471003
There's no way to like, stick an extra stamp in the envelope for Luigi so he doesn't have to buy a return stamp, is there?

No. 471013

>>471012
Pretty sure you can't do that. He has to buy his own.

No. 471014

>>471013
That is literally the gayest shit I ever read and I'm a fujo

No. 471015

>>471005
That's Waluigi, Luigi was wearing orange that day

No. 471016

File: 1737003079392.gif (247 KB, 540x540, wa_la_hide_gun.gif)

>>471001
I think I am more physically attracted Waluigi but obviously more legally attracted to OGLuigi. If we receive more confirmation that the Waluigi is the secret sexy shooter, I will feel more comfortable masturbating to him. I'm worried about creating idealized canon around him and then he turns out to be another common checked out and emotionally deadened moid and I'll feel dumb kek

No. 471017

Can someone post the video of waluigi and luigi hugging at the sister wedding? It's kind of hot ngl

No. 471018

>>471017
I skipped a couple of threads, is Waluigi his brother or brother-in-law?

No. 471019

>>471001
I have no shame I want be fucked by both of them at the same time

No. 471020

>>471018
"They're cousins and they're boys too"

No. 471021

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Wishing I was Deborah from Pittsburgh look at his sweet little kid handwriting you can tell he did his best to print it so neatly

No. 471022

>>470994
>If she didn't want anyone interacting with Luigi she would have said so. There's evidence pointing to the contrary >>470992
You are fucking stupid. Everyone knows that anything he says can and will be used against him.
No competent lawyer wants their client talking to ANYBODY. She can't stop him, but it's definitely not what she wants.

No. 471023

>>471019
it would be shameful to not want to be double teamed by the Mangione cousins

No. 471024

>>471022
quit screeching about how I'm stupid, it makes you sound like a cluster B. No shit anything he says can be used against him. But if she really didn't want people writing to Luigi she would be asking people not to write to him.

No. 471025

>>471003
does this mean we have until the first of the month to send it to have a chance of him receiving/responding?

No. 471026

>>470992
>very much enjoys receiving it
this feels like innuendo

No. 471027

>>471026
Why do you think he only responds to girlletters

No. 471028

>>471025
Wouldn't you wanna send it like 5-7 days before the first so it arrives on the first? Idk. Or maybe he picks it by random because I think a bunch of people said luigi wrote his letters in late december. That might have been related to him not being in prison until then? Plus the transfer from pen to MDC

No. 471029

>>471023
getting fucked by the mangione cousins at their country club after the big family reunion

No. 471030

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>>471024
I'm not "screeching" I'm laughing at you brainlet.
No competent, ethical attorney wants their client speaking to anyone. They advise their client not to speak to anyone especially when their client is facing the death penalty and terrorism charges.
You are too dumb to understand the most basic legal and stragetic concepts that a third grader could grasp.

No. 471031

>>471030
Can you please go back to moderating your subreddit

No. 471032

>>471001
So when's the incest fic coming out?

No. 471033

>>471029
nona what if they kissed while they took you from both sides? What if they both ate you out at the same time?

No. 471035

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>>471023
>>471019
>>471029
>I have no shame I want be fucked by both of them at the same time
Same but openly, proudly

No. 471036

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Look at that follower ratio. Do we think he had one of those apps to track his mutuals? Did he periodically go through his following list and prune it down for max relevancy and efficiency? Did he just accrue a lot of randoms from his active frat social life?

No. 471037

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>>471033
no nonna stoooop!!! I need to go masturbate right now

No. 471039

>>471036
what social media is this?

No. 471040

>>471039
instagram

No. 471041

>>471040
tbh I think a lot of people followed him because hes hot, nona. Youd follow him too, wouldn't you?

No. 471042

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I wanna know if his stamps roll over at the start of every month or if it’s like one month to the day from when he starts using them (ex: started using them Dec 29, next available Jan 29). Important question to time letters for max yield potential

No. 471043

>>471041
Nah I don’t thirst follow moids like that, regardless of how good looking they are they have no taste for how to display it properly. I think most women are similar

No. 471045

>>471043
hell idk I dont have an instagram. But if I did and i met luigi at a party and he gave me his instagram I'd probably follow him.
The reality is though if I met Luigi at a party and he gave me his instagram I'd have to tell him I don't have an instagram… Please Luigi just take my phone number, in fact, lets go hiking alone tomorrow.

No. 471046

>>471043
I would have no problem following him first but if he didn't follow me back, I would unfollow him. It sounds petty but what is the message there other than "I don't like you"? It takes two seconds to follow someone back so it's obvious they want to impress other moids by having female followers/"fans"

No. 471047

>>471042
I still like pilotsfan the most out of all the redditards even if she is a cuck to the jannies. I can see why Luigi wrote back to her.

No. 471048

>>471047
Yeah she seems refreshingly lucid so I'm not surprised he replied. A lot of the people writing are coming off unhinged because they're (understandably) way too excited about all of this/him

No. 471049

>>471048
Yeah, it's part of why I'm hesitant to write to luigi. Pilots seems like one of those really nice girls who might be a huge normie cog but will still be a good friend. Idk how the fuck people manage to be good human beings when I just think about murdering everyone/myself all day

No. 471050

>>471047
Same, I get the impression that she would’ve been happy to describe the contents of the letter, but fell for that power tripping mod’s “respect privacy” bullshit

No. 471051

>>471046
Kek I would agree. Weegee didn’t seem til precious with his follows either based on his last known activity

No. 471052

>>471050
She basically confirms she wishes she could show people here >>470988

No. 471053

>>471049
Well that is sort of like asking Santa for new parents anon. You have to make the best of your own situation before the world perceives the inner peace you are radiating from within. Pilotsfan might be as unhinged as the rest of us but is better at hiding it through practice, it's really impossible to say without knowing what she wrote. I also think there's a novelty to receiving these letters that might wear thin after a while (like it would for anyone) so anons writing should try to be creative, to-the-point and non-threatening (looking at you femdom/rapewigis)

No. 471054

>>471052
Poor girl, she should join us here. Although that mod probably has an eye on this place and would quickly bring the hammer down

No. 471055

>>471047
the fact that she took a picture of his return address, chose to share it and even encouraged others to write to him is very refreshing. fuck the other 2 pick me’s who didn’t want to share.

No. 471056

>>471055
>plebbit-stacy sharing husbando's temp. address with fellow wives
A lot of women don't really get this and are literally thinking of Wigi as their monogamous boyfriend

No. 471057

I tried to draft a couple letters to weegee but they all sounded like I knew too much about him kek, and I don’t really have much to say to him otherwise. Don’t wanna add to the creepy fangirl pile so I guess I’ll just sit this one out

No. 471058

>>471053
How do I non threateningly ask luigi to let me rape him in a letter

No. 471060

>>471057
Do what moids do and use your insider info to direct the convo toward his interests and then feign you both share them. Then it will seem like you are fated soulmates and you won't look creepy for having this intel in the first place

No. 471061

>>471053
>You have to make the best of your own situation before the world perceives the inner peace you are radiating from within.
No can do. I have wanted to kill everyone/myself since the day I was born. I cant fake it, but I can sense everyone elses desire to kill me/themselves

No. 471062

I did a light stalking of pilot’s Reddit account, she seems to be a lower income, vaguely spiritual elder millennial and potentially medically obese. I don’t think she’s very horny at all she probably wrote from the goodness of her friendly, tumblr-coded heart

No. 471063

>>471062
I bet she's spiritually what Luigi needs right now.
When I did a cross country trip the older friendly ladies who worked the gas station who were super friendly were the wind in my sails.

No. 471064

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>>471058
>How do I non threateningly ask luigi to let me rape him in a letter
What about starting the letter with scenarios you've been fantasizing about raping him in and just replace those "action words" with stuff like "hand holding" and "ice cream". Then when he's chemically bonded, you can unleash your inner thoughts anon. It's really just a first impression thing so he doesn't feel too overwhelmed, it's a really small and confined space + rape is over stimulating

No. 471065

>>471062
very interesting. thanks for your research nonnie
does this support the mommy issues narrative?

No. 471066

>>471060
This is good advice, but most of our commonalities are like based in being in the same places kek and that’s what I would wanna pick his brain about

No. 471067

>>471064
>Dear Luigi,
>I want to hit you over the head with a flower crown and take you by the hand to my secret underground clubhouse where I will make you guess the flavor of my homemade ice cream
Like that?

No. 471068

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>>471067
…it's better anon.

No. 471069

>>471065
I unironically think so kek. Her writing “voice” has a warm tone to it, if that makes sense? Like she was probably on the wholesome frog memes and “humans are so cute we change colors when feelings!!” side of tumblr. Also for additional context she has a very detailed review of disability services at disney world

No. 471070

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>>471068
ty nona.

No. 471071

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weegee will end up responding to us only to say we should kill ourselves kek

No. 471072

>>471069
Oh maybe she triggered Luigi's disability empathy autism by talking about his fucked up back? Maybe she has her own fucked up back too? Like twins?

No. 471073

>>471071
why are you manifesting my nightmare….

No. 471074

>>471063
I think he is missing a touch of the salt-of-the-earth type of American, but I wonder if it’s more out of a noblesse oblige he isn’t self-aware enough to fully process

No. 471075

>>471072
Doubt It. She requested Disney accommodation because lines were triggering for her autism and anxiety as “a frequent park goer”

No. 471076

>>471071
I don't get why anyone would be upset with getting this. I would frame it and treasure it forever.

No. 471077

>>471075
>Luigi wrote to a disney adult and if he wrote to me he would tell me to die and never talk to him again
I am going to kill myself tonight.

No. 471078

>>471075
Going to mention me being an actual diagnosed autistic in my draft now.

No. 471079

>>470796
>>471061
>>471049
>>471077
>>471071
Are these different people? This is why we don't make shitty a-log jokes for no reason retard >>471071

No. 471081

>>471077
His moid ego wants him to believe he radicalized normies that would’ve otherwise kept their eyes shut forever. Sadly the average nonna is too evolved for him

No. 471086

Some excerpts from Astro Cafes free natal report, birth time unknown box checked

You take your beliefs and philosophy of life very seriously, more than most. You believe deeply in personal freedom, tolerance, and bringing cultures together. Uncovering the truth can be a mission. You tend to question beliefs and ideologies in place if you consider them limiting, and your quest to distinguish yourself through–or bring reform to–beliefs is so intense or pressured that you may rarely feel satisfied with your efforts in this area. You may want to watch for a tendency to move from one cause to the next or one project to another, perhaps as a result of this dissatisfaction or from inhuman expectations. However, your faith in humanity is strong, and you are moved and motivated by your positive vision of a better world.
You're a revolutionary, and you're often ahead of your time. However, it's vital that you watch for inadvertently living for others by indiscriminately rebelling against them. In other words, if you're answering only to yourself, you might go the popular route some of the time and the unpopular route the rest of the time. This is far more authentic than only doing the opposite of what is expected of you. In truth, you're magnetic and a natural, if unpredictable or moody, leader. You're also exceptionally talented and unique.You can be good at inspiring and guiding others, and your advice, help, and support are sincere, but you should examine if you do these things at the expense of your own self-image and healing journey. In fact, many people with this natal chart aspect find highly creative ways to express themselves, perform, and shine as they grow and mature.
You have great compassion for others, and this is a considerable strength.
You are dynamic, and you question tradition and authority. You don't always feel you "fit in" with the rules and structures of society. However, if you recognize the need to conform some of the time, you might discover you can channel your high levels of inventiveness and spiritedness into creative endeavors or important causes. You might also find that you encounter much less resistance in day-to-day life this way.
Endowed with generosity and friendliness, some might feel you're lucky in life. You attract good things with a positive frame of mind and a charitable disposition.
You are often drawn to, or you attract, partners who are warm, emotional, family-loving, supportive, and/or sensitive, perhaps with strong Cancer influence in their charts. You might often find yourself attracting people who you feel need to be taken care of, and you can be a very supportive partner to them. You can be a doting partner, in fact.
At the core of your being, you are a person of strong morals and unwavering faith in life and in people. You have a natural inclination to see the good in situations and in people, and you believe in the principles of order, equality, and law. Your patience wears thin when faced with those who disregard these principles. Your word is your bond, and your sincerity is a trait that can be relied upon. Helping you generate good karma and fortunate situations is your ability to give back and share.
It can be your destiny to improve, advance, and grow.

The most interesting part for me was this:
Themes sometimes associated with the Sun square Uranus are insomnia, anxiety, issues with electricity, vision disturbances, twitching, unpredictable mood swings, and spasms. You need healthy outlets for your nervous tension and sensitivity. Traits to develop include consistency and continuity.

No. 471093

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>>471001
wtf waluigi looks so much more like the smiling photo of the shooter in the hostel

No. 471095

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kek i have no idea if this has already been posted because you’re all so feral for him, 11 threads is impressive.

No. 471098

>>471095
Im looking for 2 things.
1: the wedding of luigis sister video
2: the Chinese boomers cos playing as Luigi
Both are crucial to this case

No. 471102

>>471098
Luigi’s sister did not marry an Indian. It was another family member who did.

No. 471103

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>>471098
not a boomer but i know what you’re talking about i saw it earlier. i shall return

No. 471104

File: 1737021475518.jpeg (1.07 MB, 738x1946, IMG_9649.jpeg)

If we’re doing birth chart posting again I’ll share the reading for May 6th birthdays, kinda like a synthesis of what the houses and their placements on this date mean. Full text is picrel I’ll just list the more interesting bits

> in touch with how fantasy, imagination and the unconscious work.

>obsessed with realizing dreams, to live out fantasies that most people keep bottled up
>often experience difficult or traumatic childhoods
>sensitive, and perhaps driven by destructive unconscious drives…particularly prone to emotional instability as well as physical discomforts and pain
>compulsively structuring their lives out of fear. a seemingly efficient and reasonable lifestyle may thus be hiding a emotional turmoil they themselves are not aware of.
>most understanding of the irrationality of others… take the side of/relate most to the underdog or victim
>Attractive people born on this day must guard against those they seek to help falling in love with or idolizing them. While such attention can be gratifying to the ego, it only delays self-realization.

No. 471109

File: 1737022901335.mp4 (6.97 MB, 828x1546, luigi cosplay.mp4)

>>471103
again i have no idea what has and hasn’t been posted so don’t get mad at me pls.
and i swear if i get a fucking redtext for not wanting to scroll through 11 threads of luigi thirsting i will pull a weegee myself

No. 471114

>>471109
kek people are so unserious

No. 471116

>>471109
dw nona you don't have to deny, defend or depose anyone, this wasn't posted before

No. 471117

>>471109
>>471103
Remember when a nona said Luigi would hide in Asia if he got pardoned? Lmao not gonna happen. Luigi needs to hide in the american woods with me

No. 471118

>>471109
I love his Chinese fandom so much

No. 471119

I think Nancy Pelosi hired waluigi to do the hit on Brian Thomson when he was doing some faggy insider trading and that pissed her off for some reason. There was no writing on the bullet casings, the media controls the narrative. When this becomes mainstream all of you will shit your pants and I will laugh because I knew the CCT footage wasn't Luigi from the start.
My prize for solving the mystery is Luigi as my boyfriend i am the rapenona

No. 471122

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>>471119
…so heads you win, tails we lose. You wanted it this way all along, didn't you Bowser-anon? You don't even care about the moral of this story, it's all just rape, rape, rape to you at the end of the day isn't it

No. 471125

I will lose so much respect for weegee if he seriously takes a prison wife

No. 471127

>>471125
It’d be kinda based if he marries an older femcel woman, think baby reindeer.

No. 471128

>>471127
>scrotes not at all biased account of a 3 year shame-bang
yeah that would be super hot anon

No. 471129

>>471128
kek i’m thinking of the rapenona okay. she’s in my thoughts.

No. 471132

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>>471129
Baby Reindeer lady isn't even a femcel anyways. rapenona rapes with an iron grip and that lady was having consensual sex with the moid for years. There's no way SA-nona would let Luigi escape long enough to write a self-indulgent pity-me book, simply for being held captive. I still don't agree with her compulsion to ff the storyline, just to get to the rape part as quickly as possibly but she's no BR stalker and could break down the prison walls with her bare hands to enjoy Luigi any time she wanted but has practiced self control and we're proud of her. I stand by that and will defend any wigi-wife accused of similar

No. 471137

>>471132
To be honest I watched like half a second of that stupid show earlier today for the first time that’s why I even brought it up kek.
Him marrying that disabled lady he wrote to is more what I was thinking.
You are such a scholar, nona. Forgive me for intruding on weegees harem.

No. 471139

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>>471137
>Him marrying that disabled lady he wrote to is more what I was thinking.
They usually use that one for legal fee money/support and marry the one who sends better nudes. Luigi will have infinitely better options than Damien Echols but he still did really well for a guy accused of sodomizing and killing young boys (even if they prob didn't do it)

No. 471142

Does the weegeewife farm canonically produce sons?

No. 471149

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>>471142
Depends on if he's getting released or not. We might need to raise each others future husbandos via smuggled Wigi-specimens but if he's acquitted we could just share the Mangione cousins and let the cards fall where they may

No. 471153

>>470976
Hopefuel for anyone whose letter has not been sent back, but also why would they limit him because of so many letters? Why punish him? I'd like to believe this isn't true.
>>470982
Okay stop listening to people on Shittok, Karen can't bill Luigi for the calls and emails i dont think, the prison might though.

No. 471154

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he wrote back to another woman

No. 471156

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>>471154
>Another woman
Based
>end of December
Where's my letter I'm getting so depressed this is day 4 of violently masturbating until he writes me back, he's going to be the cause of my death.

No. 471161

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>>471156
>violently masturbating
dw anon, I have a plan to break him out but I'm stuck at this part and I need your help

No. 471162

I'm tired of looking at this man. His contept is so unsexy, ratlike(hide the thread if you don't like it)

No. 471164

>>471161
You need to press the cunnilingus button once you’re in the cell with him, silly. Try sword?

No. 471165

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>>471164
Thanks anon, almost entered the main prison area now. Better save

No. 471167

Moids are fuming with jealously, so I think most of his letters he receives will be by females

No. 471169

>>471165
Try flaming morningstar, should be able to melt low level steel doors. I am impressed you scored such a rare item early on too, nice work.

No. 471173

>>471154
He's so thoughtful I'm crying I want to challenge his brain and peen too but I'm too much of a bpdemon, I would scare him

No. 471174

My hopefuel copefuel is that he received my letter and book(s) around the same time and he’s going to respond once he’s done reading (seems like something he would do normally but with the ten letter limit at a time it isn’t likely), and using my letter as a bookmark in the meanwhile. Well if so, the books aren’t very long and he has all day so hurry up already, Weewam!

No. 471176

>>471174
so true about him finishing the book first before replying, after all he was the only one who read that book in the Hawaii bookclub iirc.
Poor Squeegie, I wish we could start a bookclub with him so he never has to be the only person finishing the book

No. 471178

>>471176
I hope that’s his mindset plus imagine how fun it would be for him, imagine sending him a book and he sends you a ten page letter back with citations to specific pages and passages, just sperging about it. I would giggle and kick my feet the whole time. A woman can dream.

No. 471180

>>471154
your brain IS challenged schizigi… but we love you anyway

No. 471181

>>471178
I knoooooow that could be his version of Substack sperging he never had a chance to do
Receiving those type of notes… I would cherish them forever
>>471156
Bruised clit-chan you've been on my mind and I'm worried about you. I understand this is a political protest and thus very important, just remember to ease at least sometimes so when Weegee'll be finally able to touch you, you still have some functioning nerve ends to enjoy the sensations

No. 471183

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>>471180
Kek aww, challenged Wiwi…

No. 471185

Are women the only ones sending him letters and that's the reason we haven't seen any moids post about receiving a response?

No. 471186

>>471185
Im pretty sure males have been sending letters too

No. 471188

>>471156
Every letter stacy seems to imply it would be best to keep things light and casual but earnest and I cannot achieve that

No. 471191

>>471188
Sure you can just believe in yourself

No. 471194

>>471188
losing hope that i will get a reply, kept it short and sweet. only asked him one question about his music tastes, now i feel like a retard for even sending him anything…sigh

No. 471195

>>471188
I feel you, nonny. I wouldn't be able to stop myself from sperging about the travesty of the media coverage surrounding him, or that I'm in love with him and describing his beauty in painstaking detail. Surely I would get this >>471071 back

No. 471196

>>471186
kekk really? Based gigi for icing them

No. 471197

>>471109
kekkkkkkkkkkkkk

No. 471198

>>471194
Wouldnt people getting responses be hopefuel? I don’t want to be hopeful but I am

No. 471199

Think I’ll wait til the media hype dies down more, maybe even post-sentencing? Might help me come across a bit less creepy kek, plus Weegee seems the type to reply for sure if he’s able to

No. 471200

Serious question, do you guys think anyone that sends him a letter is put on a list? I wonder if this could affect any of you in the future?

No. 471201

>>471199
I don't want to scare you nonny but what if he gets the death sentence? This is a fucked up situation all around

No. 471202

>>471200
Yeah apparently but I don’t care. Put a bunch of women on a potential risk list why don’t you, retards. Oh no what am I gonna do, cum all over?

No. 471203


No. 471204

>>471200
Bitches literally write to child rapists and men who killed their entire families ALL THE TIME. Maybe you’re right though that the shitty US gov would give more of a fuck about some random guy who shot a loser.

No. 471205

>>471200
With the sheer influx he’s getting right now I really doubt it, they’re probably just doing the bare minimum of checking for inappropriate pictures. If there had been riots in his name, which their aren’t they’d probably use the scanned documents and crtl+f any terms inciting violence or organization. If you manage to work up to an ongoing correspondence that might count against you but I also doubt that nonnas want to work for the FBI or CIA in the future.

No. 471207

>>471204
I mean who is to say they're not put on a list as well? But I feel like since he is charged with terrorism it might be higher risk in the eyes of the government.

Imagine a 14 year old thirsting over Weegee like any teenage girl would do and send him a cute little letter just for her to end up not being able to become a fighter pilot some years later or something like that

No. 471209

>>471205
Nothing has been bare minimum so far… The perp walk alone was insane. They're probably putting maximum effort into everything that involves him.

No. 471210

>>471201
I have no basis for this but I don’t think the death penalty is likely, the FBI is still currently building the case for the terrorism charge and his lawyer seemed very caught off guard by it. The only precedent I can think of is the Boston Bomber case but Luigi presents the risk of creating a martyr in the way that guy doesn’t. I think the trials and appeals process should be enough to tide him over to the next democrat president that will put a freeze on the death penalty. But Trump is capricious and a populist at the end of the day, so who knows

No. 471212

>>471207
>fighter pilot
kek any 14 year old writing thirst letters to a murderer is unhinged and has no business working with heavy artillery (and yes that goes for all of us)
be fr

No. 471213

>>471212
Kek I agree but we all do dumb shit when we're kids

No. 471214

>>471209
That’s not really a good comparison, the perp walk was a state propaganda effort. The letters are processed by bored, underpaid contractors out of a Florida office. The most they’re doing is skimming for a list of FBI buzzwords and forwarding scans of those letters for further review. Won’t affect the average nonna’s life in any significant way.

No. 471216

>>471201
he'll still have plenty of time, most prisoners spend over 20 years on death row before being executed

No. 471217

>>471214
The Florida office was for the PA center I think for NY they process them there but I am not sure

No. 471218

>He is likely framed, and he is highly frustrated and angry that he can't say anything now but must wait through the trial.
The people who portray him as a sex symbol are especially deranged and cruel.
>He was smiling in court, but it was a smile for his lawyers, the only people who give him hope and support. He hides his sadness behind that smile. He tries to smile, thinking everything will be okay. His gaze is empty and sad. He feels hopeless.
>The cruel people painting him as a sex symbol, and the media accusing him of guilt, make fun of him… People forget that, even though he is good-looking, he has emotions, and they see him only as an object.

The subreddit is a kekky read

No. 471219

>>471218
Nooo you can’t both want to have sex with and respect someone! Was that post written by a male? Nobody knows why the fuck he was smiling, he’s a kooky tard boy.

No. 471221

>>471219
Disappointingly enough not a moid but a woman in her 30s who still identifies with “gifted kid burnout”

No. 471223

>>471221
Ugh. I personally don’t believe in ‘gifted kid burnout’ just be honest and say you have ADHD or became depressed or peaked early. She really thinks males hate being sexualized by women. Fuck it, we know Luigi smiles because he is eye fucking the camera because he knows women love him. What’s with these women wanting to hoard him? He is in prison.

No. 471229

>>471223
Kek I agree, most of the time I feel like it’s just someone who learned to read or add/subtract a couple months earlier than everyone else and never did anything else. Plebbitors are so annoyingly smug with their moralizing, like they aren’t also foaming at the mouth for a weegee letter

No. 471230

>>471229
Having the gall to say people who think he is sexy (women) are the most cruel to him is insane

No. 471232

So is there any info on Waluigi? Is he single?

No. 471233

>>471232
kek we need to identify this man

No. 471235

File: 1737046883045.png (52.04 KB, 239x725, weegeegoogle.png)

everyone just loved him i'm gonna CRYYY

No. 471236

>>471235
Luigi thought he was so fucking sexy in that pic huh

No. 471243

>>471236
well he thought right!

No. 471245

>>471236
he really loved that picture kek

No. 471246

Have you guys seen his Steam review? He expressed his love for this soundtrack. Maybe says something about his music taste?

No. 471249

>>471236
Kek as he should

No. 471252

File: 1737048396091.jpg (93.72 KB, 900x900, icry.jpg)

>>471246
ty nonny, I'll be listening to this tonight while crying myself to sleep. I miss my Wigi

No. 471254

>>471246
Fuck I cant listen right now can anyone describe the genre

No. 471256

>>471254
I'm horrible with genres but it sounds like white guy with a guitar type music kek, relaxed, country-esque

at least the two songs I've listened to so far. It's nice and chill

No. 471257

>>471246
luigi striked me as someone into flying burrito brothers and bob dylan, maybe some krautrock also and i could have been more right kekkkk

No. 471259

File: 1737049226916.gif (73.45 KB, 275x268, IMG_3608.gif)

going to continue sexualizing him idc

No. 471260

>>471257
Lame except krautrock. He needs Tangerine Dream. Or maybe metal would have saved him?
>>471256
Stupid normie boy

No. 471261

>>471257
I'll play the guitar for you all day and night Luigi, just come home the kids & nonas miss you

No. 471262

>>471109
TOP KEK
I laughed out loud so hard at this
Please keep sharing stuff nonnies don't worry if it's been posted before.
I don't have that Chinese app I cna't seem to receive the verifcation email.

No. 471263

anyone else feeling down about sending a letter now? I feel like with the amount he receives it's basically useless to send anything at all now. I mean I am happy for the plebbitors who received a reply but I also feel the luigiwives here deserve it more and it's also fair to say I'm pretty envious

No. 471264

>>471263
I sent mine at a decent time I think. It doesn’t hurt to say fuck it and send a letter

No. 471265

File: 1737050229104.jpg (40.45 KB, 780x438, atonement-1646475700.jpg)

>>471261
It's Atonement all over again except Robbie is Luigi, Cecilia is us, and that annoying devil's child is the US gov and that McDonald's employee

No. 471268

>>471263
i feel down too. i want to wait until the wave is over. maybe late feb to early march but idk if it will be better then. i dunno what to dooo.

No. 471269

>>471263
I think the one plebbiter who shared a picture of the envelope and was going to say what was in her letter before being stopped by the mod has my respect, everyone else can piss off with their hoarding we definitely deserve it more, we’re literally the most sane out of everyone.

No. 471272

Just had a nightmare that Luigi commit suicide in front of me. What the fuck.

No. 471273

>>471272
Maybe he was really sad last night

No. 471275

>>471263
>anyone else feeling down about sending a letter now?
no. not to out myself but i have consistently preached in these threads that nonnies shouldn't stress so much about what they're going to write and whether he responds to your first letter. (THere could be any number of reasons why he didn't or won't respond).
If you really want to establish a connection with him, just keep writing; try not be so self-conscious about it all.

No. 471277

File: 1737052084489.jpeg (224.22 KB, 1170x1325, tvtwqccvaede1.jpeg)

Luigi's zits.

No. 471281

File: 1737052505363.jpeg (185.2 KB, 1079x1299, IMG_1871.jpeg)

young gigi

No. 471282

>>471098
>2: the Chinese boomers cos playing as Luigi
this one >>470161? some others here >>470169 but only one looks boomerish

No. 471283

>>471277
Aw cute

No. 471284

>>471277
Need more plaidigi. It's a nice change up from the polo shirts

No. 471285

>>471277
I'm glad to see Luigi's zits for the first time but I'd also like more of Luigi's tits. I hope new pictures leak

No. 471286

>>471273
Maybe Diddy got to him. Do we really believe he would stop diddling in prison?

No. 471287

>>471286
Noooooooooo stop

No. 471289

>>471286
One of the articles posted last thread said the other inmates like Luigi, and I doubt they like diddler so I headcanon that they will protect Weegii if something like that happened

No. 471291

>>471289
Luigi probably sad because he is cold and lonely and thinking of all the girls who love him that he cannot be with even as friends. And the food sucks and he can probably hear Diddy fingering his ass from the next cell over.

No. 471295

weegee climbed a misogynistic mountain in japan to stop being distracted by women only for it to backfire months later kekkkkkk

No. 471296

>>471295
Monkey’s paw, he probably secretly wished for female attention at some point, unbeknownst to him as the result of a crime he allegedly committed and is now jailed for, unable to enjoy the attention!

No. 471298

>>471291
he’ll have plenty of schizowives when he gets out. loneliness solved!

No. 471299

You know i think 40 pager is definitely on a list

No. 471316

>>471299
yeah she has to, the 30 letters camgirl too

No. 471332

>>471330
anyone sending more than one letter is retarded i hope their names get blocked by the facility

No. 471333

File: 1737061671232.png (1.02 MB, 761x4703, screencapture-facebook-groups-…)

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK they didn't accept the 40-page letter and she's mad as fuck because she sent them through priority, she also posted another letter for him on medium inviting him to angel island, i never go on facebook but there's another woman in that group who sent him her 8th letter
https://medium.com/@faithschug_95134/luigi-51019f76fe8b

No. 471334

>>471332
She's 100% on a list

No. 471336

>>471333
Honestly she is stupid to expect he can receive her schizo ramblings. Deserved.

No. 471337

>>471333
1000 letters per day???
repost to add: you had a different screenshot before reposting, right? I thought I saw in the comment section that she showed some meme she had sent him kek

No. 471339

>>471333
Bruhhhhh kek

No. 471340

File: 1737062023103.png (1.35 MB, 1148x4011, screencapture-facebook-groups-…)

>>471337
yes nonny, it was this one. embarrassing and not funny, grown ass woman btw

No. 471341

>>471340
ty for posting it again nonnie I'm losing my shit over this, I wonder how many humorous, encouraging memes she printed

No. 471342

File: 1737062594099.jpeg (64.27 KB, 275x207, IMG_9842.jpeg)

>>471333
FUCKING KEKKKKKKKKK shes fucking crazy

No. 471343

>>471340
People are so fucking weird

No. 471344

>>471333
Kek she has no life i'm so baffled, how do people even find the time to pull shit like this

No. 471345

>>471337
The detention center probably gets around that amount addressed to him per day. I hope mine made it through; prob not. But it was quite innocuous and I am sure they are trashing so many. At least I think he got my books.

No. 471347

>>471345
I'm really surprised if it's true that he gets that many every single day! Even getting that amount per month sounds like a lot to me. Really underestimated the support he would receive

No. 471348

>>471333
Here is my guess for what happened. They wrote on her returned letter "not general correspondence"
What this means is that they deemed it "special correspondence" which can only be opened in the presence of an inmate and needs to be marked in a special way (not clear exactly how)
It may be that because she sent a fucking 40 page letter it was so big and/or had so much postage they deemed it special correspondence, not general correspondence.
Let her continue to send these huge stacks of paper. They will continue to be denied and she won't be clogging up the line for everyone else.

No. 471349

>>471348
samefag nevermind I read the comments and she's claiming that it was rejected because she sent memes
kek what a stupid bitch

No. 471350

>>471340
I NEED THAT MEDIUM LINK I NEED TO READ HER ENTIRE SCHIZO LETTER
NONNER GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND POST THAT LINK REEEEE

No. 471351

>>471333
this feels like something a weegeewife would do when the ovulation wave has washed away the brain. I love it although it sucks if she's fucking up the process for everyone else

No. 471353

>>471350
nona it's in the first post the other nonny made, here >>471333

No. 471354

>>471351
She probably is also that meme is not funny and why did she act as if it’s super deep I am kekking

No. 471356

>>471354
me too i've been hollering at this for a while now, everything about it is so baffling

No. 471357

Yknow if rejected letters are returned to sender that is good news for anyone who hasnt been sent their letters back no?

No. 471363

File: 1737064744435.jpeg (746.72 KB, 1125x845, IMG_3972.jpeg)

this made me a bit sad

No. 471364

File: 1737064777491.jpeg (200.65 KB, 720x1208, IMG_0892.jpeg)

using the names of his parents as sender… these animals should be the ones sitting in jail

No. 471366

>>471364
that’s fucking insane and disgusting behavior

No. 471368

>>471357
i don’t know i’m not celebrating yet just in case it gets sent back to me in a few days…

No. 471369

>>471364
whew I now understand the plebbitor mod's ruling with an iron fist a bit more. That's so fucked up
>>471363
It is sad, yeah. Hopefully we can update the collage in the future with a happy Weegee picture again, him enjoying life on the femdom farm
On a totally unrelated note, his brows have had such a glow up from the mega arched ones babygi had kek

No. 471370

>>471366
there's always one (or more) idiots who ruin something nice for everyone

No. 471371

>>471364
This is fucked, imagine him happy seeing a letter from his big sister and it’s some random fucker named Monet Fucker
>>471363
Fuck whoever made this it’s too sad

No. 471372

Is there any proof he gets 1000 letters a day? From what I gathered, it's just another rumor from Tiktok.

No. 471378

>>471372
He probably doesn’t it’s probably an exaggeration to express that he is getting a lot. Like someone probably has a friend who works there and the friend was probably like ‘oh my god dude its like a thousand a day haha’ and the game of whisper down the lane turned it into a fact.

No. 471380

>>471364
This is not only horrific behavior, it's also retarded. Like what do they think is going to happen when it reaches him? Is he going to read it and then fall in love with them? No, he is going to be disgusted by the behavior and mostly likely won't even read it.

No. 471382

>>471364
Shit like this is always such an unpleasant reminder of how retarded people can be.

No. 471383

>>471363
People shit on his parents (while knowing nothing about them, other than his mom tried to teach him to cut meat properly) but for anyone with empathy it's not hard to imagine how painful this has been for his family.
His immediate family esp his parents must be absolutely GUTTED. Their only son.

No. 471384

>>471382
I hope they get filtered hard and only based respectful letters get through

No. 471386

>>471384
It makes me want to just finally write and send my letter if the bar is really that low. Still hesitating for a variety of reasons but what do I have to lose?

No. 471387

>>471154
i wonder if this means we can do that chess letter game that was posted a few threads back
>>471363
i'm so distracted by babygi's arched brows kek

No. 471388

>>471333
I feel so bad for Luigi to be on the radar of these crazies and he can’t do anything about it.

Afaik banned goods can get into prison through corrupt guards etc, I wonder if crazies will use shady means to get info about him, or other stuff. maybe there will be a market for smuggled Luigi goods, like his clipped toenails or his sausage that he didn‘t finish at lunch, or his underpants or bedsheets he slept on. Imagine you could get his bedsheets nonas

No. 471389

>>471388
Awww smelly

No. 471392

>>471333
Someone needs to tell her the only way to be with her beloved is to go to NYC and kill and oligarch. Then she just needs to claim she's trans

No. 471393

>>471392
And then she can have her own thread too

No. 471394

>>471388
>ywn own a desiccated Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage that Luigi bit into
why live

No. 471395

>>471363
Evolution to becoming a fox

No. 471396

>>471393
She can be for the lesbiannonas

No. 471397

>>471392
Why do i think weewee‘s revolution could really gain steam if we got this idea out there

No. 471399

>>471277
>>471281
Poor Luigi just surrounded by gross scrotelings. Luigi you needed to be around girls.

No. 471400

File: 1737068787158.png (67.91 KB, 680x256, memes.png)

>>471340
"It was rejected because I sent memes"
She's right

No. 471402

>>471400
Luigi would not laugh at those memes either. Let alone post them on his wall the fuck

No. 471406

>>471333
>>471340
This insane entitled bitch. The fucking wagies in florida have to READ THROUGH EVERY WORD OF EVERY LETTER to make sure it is safe to send and this narc schizo is like "That's fine" and PROCEEDS TO WRITE HIM NINE 40 PAGE LETTERS?!?!
WHAT IS GOING ON IN HER HEAD???????

No. 471408

>>471406
They have to skim them at that point right? It can’t be hard to flip to a random page and see shit that can’t be sent… right? Honestly though the workers there might be having a laugh at her letters. But it’s really clogging shit up for the rest of us.

No. 471409

>>471408
I mean even I struggled to read her insane shit I can't imagine what the fuck a letter wagie who has to do a thousand of these fucking letters a day has to go through.
Honestly, if i were Luigi with a retardedly generous heart I'd just read and respond to a letter a day or 20 a month since that all the stamps he can use. Maybe hes sneaking in more because other prisoners are giving him stamps but who knows.

No. 471412

i just read on a page about writing to federal inmates that images should be 4x6 or less, otherwise the mail may be rejected. It might be that her memes got rejected for being too big.
really just posting this more as a heads up to nonnies sending him pics, keep them on the smaller side

No. 471414

File: 1737071095608.jpeg (115.92 KB, 1106x503, IMG_3974.jpeg)

kek

No. 471416

>>471414
once again, im jealous as fuck

No. 471417

>>471414
That first black censor looks like his penis

No. 471418

wait nonnies he is allowed 80 domestic stamps per month and 20 international, there's hope

No. 471420

>>471418
and there is a huge backlog of mail can’t wait to get my response next year

No. 471421

>>471418
where did you hear that?
Also I legit believe hes getting 1000 letters per day.
Maybe it will die down soon.
March it could be 500

No. 471422

>>471421
Is it him getting 1,000 handed to him or 1,000 addressed to him which makes the big difference

No. 471426

>>471422
1000 addressed to him.
Who knows who many actually make it to him!

No. 471427

As long as my letter remains in limbo I hold out a semblance of hope!!!

No. 471428

File: 1737071646083.png (164.82 KB, 1057x1363, hhhhhhhhhhh.png)

>>471421
i believe it too, i'd like to work there so i can read them and throw the crazy ones away kek, they're still hiring

No. 471430

>>471414
what's the point of posting this if they're going to black out Luigi's reply?
what am i missing here, i dont user boomerbook

No. 471433

>>471428
Is plain pencil fine I cannot find a yes or no answer
>>471430
Is that his reply?

No. 471434

Sex with weegee's eyebrows

No. 471435

>>471433
if you can't find an answer it's better not to, nonny. don't risk getting your letter returned

No. 471436

>471430
I don't think it is his reply.

No. 471437

File: 1737072346187.png (1.97 MB, 750x1334, 1735000371325.png)

>>471435
Too late. Far too late.

No. 471438

>>471430
i assume it was someone who tagged him, and the blacked out comment was made by someone else

No. 471439

>>471437
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

No. 471441

File: 1737072534167.png (51.56 KB, 875x566, penncrushes.png)

>>471438
i was right

No. 471442

>>471439
It hasn't been returned. Maybe trashed. I can't see why plain number 2 pencil wouldn't be allowed.
>>471441
>it was a guy
What

No. 471444

File: 1737072763313.png (1.14 MB, 1590x828, rejected.png)

>>471333
>Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Accept—Letters-From-My-Fans
>This'll be the last packet I ever send your ass
>It's been two weeks, and still no word, I don't deserve it?
>My last ten letters were rejected but Chat GBT wrote 'em perfect
>I'm on facebook right now, I'm spergin’ to strangers
>Hey, Luigi, I drank a fifth of herbal tea, you dare me to go live?

No. 471445

>>471442
Luigi said he got a lot of attention from men. I bet in college when he was super metro he had fags on him all the time

No. 471446

File: 1737072824833.jpg (217.3 KB, 1890x1260, 87264747_2474980746088999_8405…)

>>471442
they're friends, he probably saw it and thought they were talking about him. i used to do the same shit back in the day. it's this guy

No. 471447

>>471442
>it was a guy
>What
Jokes. That's his frat bro I googled the name. He's in tons of the pics that we've seen with Luigi

No. 471448


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No. 471450

>>471444
Return of the Queen
>>471445
He still does, all of his fans are women and fags.
>>471446
Oh okay kek, cute

No. 471451

>>471441
Probably because Luigi was getting eyefucked by the she cogs and his frat buddy was like "make a move" But luigi is into dominant women who take what they want

No. 471452

>>471444
oh my fucking god kekkk thank you nonny your posts always make me laugh

No. 471454

My family has accepted now that my bare minimum is Luigi
>When are you gonna get a boyfriend?
>'He has to be like Luigi'
>so and so is handsome-
>'Is he as handsome as Luigi?'
>so and so is smar-
>'I don't care I want Luigi'
Inb4 are you retarde- YES.

No. 471455

>>471454
if your parents want grandkids they are gonna have to find a way to get that italian alfredo sauce smuggled out of MDC

No. 471458

>>471454
Is Waluigi up to those standards?

No. 471460

does any nona have that video of luigi and waluigi hugging?

No. 471464

>>471458
IMO Waluigi seems sweeter than OGLuigi. Prolly a normie compared to schizigi too. I'm surprised no one has figured out who he is yet.

No. 471465

>>471464
You think Waluigi is nicer than Luigi?

No. 471466

File: 1737077129641.jpg (81.97 KB, 921x612, 465273216_10233742426919255_18…)

>>471464
I've been trying to figure out who it is and it feels almost impossible. Some of his relatives likely have DFE. Pic related as this is a photo from one of his cousins that shows all of the cousins within the family. Giant ass family.

No. 471467

>>471466
LMAO it looks like the balcony is bowing from the massive number of italians
Didn't Luigis grandmother have something like 10 kids?

No. 471468

>>471467
Yes. Who knows how many kids those ten produced. Some of these cousins might not even be on social media. I think we might have no choice but to make up deranged headcanons for Waluigi.

No. 471469

>>471464
Am I the only one who think even schizigi is probably depressingly normie. Like once you hear him talk he just is gonna sperg out about engineering shit?

No. 471470

>>471458
No fuck off I need my mildly autistic cutie pie to guide and fuck hard

No. 471471

>>471466
why don't you leave his family alone wierdo.

No. 471472

>>471469
>Am I the only one who think even schizigi is probably depressingly normie. Like once you hear him talk he just is gonna sperg out about engineering shit?
Nope you're not the only one.
I think he's smoking hot and seems to be very considerate, but is probably really dull to know. Typical compsci sperg.

No. 471474

File: 1737078141879.jpeg (1.12 MB, 1125x1265, husband.jpeg)

>>471469
I think he'd be interesting but not that interesting. He would be fun to introduce to your own hobbies/interests and catch on really quickly to them, but if you're looking to engage with his own interests and hobbies he'd probably be a little dull but well-meaning. If someone wanted to engage with his interests you'd probably have fun hiking and exercising but not much else. If you wanted to introduce him to your interests he'd probably grow to be more fun because he's engaging with stuff you already like. I think he'd be open-minded and moldable but boring if you yourself are already boring. He's definitely normie but I can see him being good fun, and a good sport.

No. 471475

>>471471
How am I supposed to know if I have a chance with Luigi's nearly identical clone cousin then

No. 471476

File: 1737078269538.png (226.66 KB, 581x594, 344555453.png)

>>471471
nyart but I dont give a fuck about Luigis family except for the family member who looks more like the CCT footage than Luigi does.
>>471472
Pretty much this. I would use him for sex. I want to break him. I am the rapenona

No. 471478

>>471476
>I am the rapenona
Yeah you didn't have to tell us your posting is super identifiable

No. 471479

>>471478
I literally did have to tell you. You only call me out when I reveal myself. Don't get mad that I want to break your nerdy, normie ass boyfriend. I will make him more interesting.

No. 471480

>>471476
>the rapenona
You mean a rapenona as I also wish to rape him.
>>471478
Try again

No. 471481

>>471479
No actually, I knew it was you the minute you slithered in here trying to creep on his family, and post try-hard incest stuff and make the thread smell like swamp ass.
I didn't call you out, because there's no point. But you brought it up so I replied.
I'm not special btw, multiple anons have clocked you since the VPN ban lifted.(infighting)

No. 471482

>>471481
Nona I have been posting here since before the VPN ban was lifted.

No. 471483

I don't get it what's wrong with raping Luigi

No. 471486

>>471483
There's nothing wrong with posting about that from time to time but they are way over the top with it and make like 400 posts and take over the thread.
And now they're on the incest stuff and they keep asking for content about Luigi's cousin including finding his personal info.
They're a fucking creep.

No. 471487

>>471483
It's just one antagonistic moralfag who thinks raping Luigi is the same as a girl getting raped. This is untrue because Luigi wants to get raped so it isn't even really rape.

No. 471489

>>471486
I never posted any incest stuff or want to find Luigis personal info. You're being paranoid.

No. 471490

>>471487
He really does kek

No. 471491

>>471490
Yes but only by girls.

No. 471492

>>471491
Clearly. Didn't even need to be communicated.

No. 471493

is it wrong to have a threesome with both -igis

No. 471495

>>471493
I think having 2 Luigis will benefit the lolcow breeding farm. It will help thin out genetics and help encourage longer recovery time, allowing for more nonas to get their chance.
Also, two tongues.
In fact, name me ONE disadvantage to two Luigis?

No. 471496

File: 1737080509880.jpg (135.46 KB, 1200x803, 1734623635011.jpg)

what do you guys think Luigi will be wearing on his next court appearance? Will his attorney twin with him again? (I hope she does)

No. 471498

File: 1737081068163.png (390.96 KB, 436x1190, 1735584549985.png)

>>471496
I don't know I'm thinking another tasteful sweater, maybe this time in blue. His lawyer must match with him. It would be such a cute, intriguing trend between them. Also I will fuck Luigi and conquer him. His cock will throb and cum like a volcano as I am mounting him and biting his neck and fucking him so good he is screaming, moaning, groaning, yelling, and praying. For mercy. And also he will cum 1,000 times in a row. It will be enough to completely reverse the effects of global warming, just like the dream I had where I had to fuck Luigi or else the world would freeze over. Also I would make Luigi cum, but he cums once every 1,000th time I cum, so if he cums 1,000 times, well, heh, do the math.

No. 471499

File: 1737081429118.jpg (1.77 MB, 3600x2400, 1736561895037.jpg)

>>471498
how many times will Luigi have to make a nona cum before America gets universal healthcare?

No. 471500

>>471499
Holy shit he is so beautiful there.

No. 471501

>>471340
>intellectual topics
More like she's trying hard to seem deep and intellectual to get his attention, in a really manufactured and inauthentic way born from what she thinks he would like. I hate this tryhard schizo so much. "look at me! I'M THE BEST WEEGEE WAIFU! PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE" like. I'm not even on the weegee wife train so y'all can have him but I cannot stand her. This isn't going to endear her to him, he's going to be completely repulsed emotionally by all of her showboating. Besides that, most men don't want a woman who's overly crazy about them (unless they're basement dwelling yandere nerds) in the same way that women romanticize the psychotically devoted bad boy type because they think they can fix him. Weegee is a real person, not this caricature some of these obsessed fans have projected onto him. They love their idea of him more than anything.

No. 471503

>>471501
Her intellectual topics aren't even intellectual, she's retarded. He seems like a philosophical beacon in comparison. He is not even getting a sniff of a word sent to him from her. You'd think she'd learn after the first letter was rejected and returned to her, but no. She's such a lolcow, I need more of her. I hope she tries sending him more letters written in third person.

No. 471504

>>471501
>Weegee is a real person, not this caricature some of these obsessed fans have projected onto him. They love their idea of him more than anything.
Yep. You're 100% right, nona. I could tell that right away that Luigi is a dime a dozen ivy league moid. But he's hot, so I'm gonna rape him. Don't need to project any sort of idealistic personality onto him if I win no matter what kind of personality he has.
But yeah, realistically speaking, Luigi is never going to find out she exists. Unless she does something based like scale the side of the prison and cling to Luigi's window and screech at him before she falls to her death

No. 471506

>>471503
For real. That's why it's pretentious stuff that a poser might perceive as "intellectual". Weegee would see through it immediately.
>>471504
Ily, rapenona. Do your thing.
>Unless she does something based like scale the side of the prison and cling to Luigi's window and screech at him before she falls to her death
I'd love that for her kek. She'd certainly be remembered although that might be mentally scarring for Schweegee.

No. 471507

File: 1737082174537.jpg (267.59 KB, 1080x1080, 1000006579.jpg)

>>471504
dime a dozen ivy league moids didn't do what he did. he is a very special boy

No. 471508

>>471504
I'm raping him first.

No. 471509

>>471506
Ty. Even if I find 40 page schizo to be incredibly annoying, I see potential in her. She's completely unhinged. She can fall into obscurity or she can troon out, murder a CEO and end up harassing Luigi in prison. I will ship them

No. 471510

>>471507
what he ALLEGEDLY did. I still wonder if maybe waluigi is the true mastermind.

No. 471512

>>471509
I can't in good faith ship her with Luigi. Luigi is mine. I will rape him. However if she kills a CEO and if she's hot I will also have to consensually have sex with her, it's the rules.
>>471507
CHIBIGI

No. 471513

>>471499
has he ever not mogged literally everyone around him

No. 471514

The cousin is the one flirting at the hostel.
Luigi is the person in the taxi.
Then the shooter is another individual.
It's a multiple person operation.

No. 471515

>>471514
What? Luigi was flirting at the hostel, fuck you. The cousin is in the taxi and Nancy Pelosi is shooting the CEO.

No. 471517

File: 1737082796046.png (298.95 KB, 544x259, literally asking for it.png)

>>471514
I'm going to fuck all of them. Whichever one makes me cum the hardest is the REAL killer

No. 471518

>>471515
Nancy Pelosi hired her italian fuckboys to be patsys. What a bitch.

No. 471519

has anyone found any anime luigi fanart where they put BOTH his beauty marks on?

No. 471520

>>471517
kek this pic looks like everyone is worshipping him, as they should

No. 471522

>>471519
I mean it would be trivial to just add it yourself to any art of him

No. 471524

Me and Luigi

No. 471525

I want to know more about Waluigi. He is so mysterious and hot and also not in prison so I might have a chance. I bet he is a boring normie.

No. 471526

File: 1737083371448.jpeg (128.56 KB, 1080x1205, IMG_1678.jpeg)

>>471513
All men are forever inferior next to him

No. 471527

File: 1737083450920.png (195.36 KB, 950x1344, disneyadult.png)

resilient weegee
>wrote back to a disney adult redditor with self-diagnosed autism who likes 21 pilots before one of us. luigi when i catch you…

No. 471528

>>471526
Ken he would shoot you in the back and you would die within 15 minutes like Brian did.
I agree, not all CEO's are bad. But Mr. Cheng here is a bad and gay CEO.

No. 471530

>>471527
I bet he prefers a harmless sperg telling him about their favorite band to some schizo wanting to delve into his mind

No. 471531

>>471530
Yeah pilots has a pure soul. Luigi probably loved that.
This is why I'm scared to send my letter because even if it seems innocent there he can tell I tamper in dark sided stuff

No. 471532

File: 1737084010364.webp (309.69 KB, 2048x2048, IMG_3160.webp)

>>471527
maybe i should have gone turbo autistic in my letter kek

No. 471533

>>471526
I could’ve sworn the original post wasn’t homosexual what the fuck
>>471527
Killing myself if he doesn’t respond to me for real

No. 471534

>>471527
unironically this is kind of sweet that he chose her to reply to. he can obviously spot the intellectual posers and instead values pureness

No. 471535

File: 1737084177881.jpg (148.58 KB, 951x753, 1735349034122.jpg)

>>471527
"remember he's very intelligent and his wording will probably be different than ours"
Luigi is a retard, Pilotsfan2.

No. 471536

>>471527
i kept trying to sound normal in my letter. gonna start over and do a schizo rant about random shit

No. 471537

File: 1737084325337.jpeg (234.37 KB, 1179x456, IMG_4054.jpeg)

I can completely understand why Luigi chose to respond to her to be honest

No. 471539

>>471537
If she wrote to me in prison I would write back to her too. She is too real.

No. 471540

>>471535
why people are putting him on some high intellectual pedestal? yeah he is book smart but when it came to the real world he was sort of retarded

No. 471541

Damn if i don’t get a response by the second week of Feb I am sending a full tism letter fuck it. It’s that or kill myself. Never gonna find a guy like Luigi so why live

No. 471543

>>471537
Sounds like he has a thing for stupid retards and isn't impressed by intellectual women.
Called it like 9 threads ago tbh.

No. 471544

>>471543
>actual intellectual women
What does that mean? In my experience most ivy league NPC women aren't actually intellectual. They are fucking boring and fake as shit.
I don't think Pilots is stupid. In fact, I think she's more intelligent than Luigi. her main source of retardation is being a reddit cuck.
I think Luigi wants women who can intellectually challenge him in ways that academia couldn't.

No. 471545

>>471544
Honestly, any autistic woman could give Wigi a run for his money

No. 471547

>>471535
dimwitigi

No. 471548

>>471544
I don't think Pilots is stupid. In fact, I think she's more intelligent than Luigi.
I think Luigi wants women who can intellectually challenge him in ways that academia couldn't.
>more intelligent than Luigi
She's a morbidly obese disney adult and literally mentally disabled.
She's not "challenging" anything but the integrity of the screws in Luigi's spine, should she ever gets close enough to mount him.

No. 471549

File: 1737085219357.png (415.71 KB, 612x408, 65656565.png)

>>471545
Luigi was built for the lolcow femdom harem
>>471548
Nona, we are all mentally disabled here.

No. 471550

File: 1737085239990.png (Spoiler Image,829.01 KB, 880x1232, forgive_me_weegee.png)

Sorry for not feeding you, my fellow nonnies. I'm never gonna get my letter for this.

No. 471551

>>471548
KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

No. 471552

>>471543
Picture for a second how grim his reality is right now. He probably craves some light-hearted distraction more than anything

No. 471553

>>471543
the intellectual woman in question: >>471340

No. 471554

>>471550
beautiful

No. 471555

>>471537
Does this mean I should've sperged more in my letter?

No. 471556

>>471550
Is this how Karen trains Luigi to not say anything self incriminating?
Nice pic artnonnie! Love the nipples!

No. 471557

>>471555
It's a fine art. You don't wanna be like 40 page schizo

No. 471558

>>471550
holy fuck this is amazing. your mind is so beautiful nonny

No. 471559

File: 1737085858015.jpeg (290.3 KB, 836x960, IMG_4056.jpeg)

>>471537
The poem btw

No. 471560

File: 1737085914615.png (Spoiler Image,447.75 KB, 894x868, 1735529441231.png)

Is it bad that I want Luigi and artnonnie to become close penpals and talk about deep shit like life and whatever.
And then Luigi gets pardoned and finds her artwork and falls in love with her because of it

No. 471562

>>471550
Never leave us

No. 471563

>>471559
I love her. Hope she gets many more letters from Luigi.

No. 471566

I want someone to ask him who his favorite animal crossing character is

No. 471568

>10 days after I get a job as a CO at MDC

No. 471569

>>471566
I already did

No. 471571

File: 1737088059614.gif (2.75 MB, 576x576, 10000866.gif)

>>471569
Based, now we wait

No. 471573

File: 1737088460254.png (757.13 KB, 722x2610, taliban.png)

found another one who received a letter, she sent him photos of herself, and her email and number in a second letter so he can get in contact with her kek

No. 471574

File: 1737088661737.mp4 (5.21 MB, 720x1280, 1734809157353.mp4)

>>471573
>Luigi is literally not writing to moids
I love him.

No. 471575

>>471574
>women with ethnic first names getting filtered out since it’s hard to determine the gender of an unusual name in an English speaking country
lmao

No. 471578

>>471573
There is no way this many women are getting letters back. Im sooooo sorry. If anything his legal team is boosting his interaction to give him a higher shot of being let off.

No. 471579

>>471555
How exactly does autism come off in writing though? I think you expect all autistic people to come across as schizophrenics.

No. 471581

>>471560
This is lowkey the plot of white magnolia kek

No. 471582

>>471581
Fuck samefag, can’t remember the actual book name but it had magnolia or something in the title.

No. 471585

File: 1737090498934.gif (732.33 KB, 320x320, IMG_3975.gif)

GOD WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN TO RECEIVE A REPLY??!?!

No. 471587

>>471585
Honestly I want just one girlie on here to get a letter back from our husband. Luigi needs a lolcow wife

No. 471589

>>471587
seriously when will it be our turn? hopefully art nonny gets a reply from him since she sent her letter 4 weeks ago

No. 471592

>>471587
I think that kind of shows these women must be lying. Weegee wives are so active kek

No. 471595

I'm doing it. I'm writing the letter. I only hope my autistic doodles will cheer him up even a little.

No. 471597

ingredients to receiving a reply from weegee:

>be autistic

>sperg about your favorite band or artist
>send him pictures of yourself
>invent a game to stimulate his brain

am I missing anything else?

No. 471598

>>471595
I hope Luigi sees ur doodles and his return letter he talks about how they made him smile smiling is prison slang for cum

No. 471602

>>471598
KEK thank you.

No. 471603

I sent Luigi a letter without a return address. I'm sure it'll be suspicious looking and I tried my best to only leave a note and nothing else. I just said thanks for doing this and thanks for giving me hope in so many words "from one eye-talian to another"

No. 471606

>>471550
I love you

No. 471609

>>471597
Be physically attractive?

No. 471620

File: 1737098779914.jpeg (146.31 KB, 640x480, IMG_3420.jpeg)

Do you think Luigi will respond if I write to him about Sonic the Hedgehog lore? I want to be unique.

No. 471622

File: 1737098987804.png (66.36 KB, 740x630, 1730174202651893.png)

>>471620
He fucking better. You should write him a SonicxLuigi fanfiction

No. 471623

Autistically thinking about which Luigiverse character would correspond with which Super Mario characters.

Luigi - Luigi (duh)
Mario - ?
Bowser - Brian Thompson
Toad - Fatsey, maybe, because Fatsey is as annoying and unpleasant as Toad's screechy voice
Princess Peach - Tracy, maybe idk
Daisy - Karen
Donkey Kong - Mayor Adams
Wario - ? (idk he could be Thompson too but he's related to Waluigi)
Waluigi - Luigi's cousin
Yoshi - ?
Hammer Brothers - the ugly German sex pests from the TMZ documentary
Koopas and Goombas - the NYPD
Wart - Puff Diddler
Croco (from Mario RPG) - Sam Bankman-Fried kek

No. 471626

File: 1737100156532.png (1.28 MB, 1125x772, 87555587676.png)

>>471623
Brian Thomson is Bowser jr.
The real Bowser is Andrew Witty.
Peach is lolcow wives.
Yoshi is that pokemon on his twitter
Waluigi evolves into Mario if he's the real killer
Wario is Trump
Goomba is fatfag who cummed on his face

No. 471627

>>471626
A goomba is definitely a more fitting choice for Fatsey. The rest are very on point too. I like the headcanon of Waluigi evolving into Mario kek.

No. 471629

File: 1737101955680.webp (20.21 KB, 350x263, IMG_9596.webp)

>>471623
You rn

No. 471634

>>471629
NYART but fun fact: Ted Kaczynski sounds like if Chris Chan had a 160 iq.
It's true! look it up!

No. 471644

File: 1737106364796.jpeg (904.57 KB, 1034x1242, IMG_9658.jpeg)

Probably posted before but behold: promigi and friends

No. 471660

Nonnas, do you think weege knew he was hot? He was awkward as a young teen so I’d like to think he wasn’t that aware.

No. 471663

>>471660
He's only unconventionally attractive so of course he wasn't aware, he looked like a total dork

No. 471665

>>471660
>>471663
I hope he didn't since that makes him more attractive

No. 471669

>>471660
I doubt he ever realized how pretty he is especially not as a teen on the robotics team of his all boy’s school kek. After he got buff in college I get the impression he was a bit cocky about his looks and his matches on tinder that I’ve seen were definitely stacies so that probably boosted his ego too

No. 471672

>>471660
Guys like him get plenty of women in colleges and stuff, he was definitely never desperate. I bet he’d have some deep rooted insecurities about his appearance from being an awkward teenager though, and probably doesn’t believe in his own attractiveness.

No. 471677

File: 1737116295500.jpg (382.27 KB, 1080x1440, 1000006580.jpg)

they continue to neglect his beauty spots, but there's a real shortage of pics where weewee is not smiling so I'm partial to this one. It's unfortunate he was such a sunshine because all the court and perp walk pics where he's serious are out of this world hot (but of course he wasn't in his final form pre december so maybe achieving hotness on that level wasn't possible before)

No. 471684


No. 471685

>>471684
I know I made an exception

No. 471686

>>471685
It’s ugly

No. 471687

File: 1737117783857.jpg (38.13 KB, 640x591, 1734135372953.jpg)

>>471660
>>471672
idk there was that one screenshot in the earlier threads >>451786
ofc he could be modest and joke around

No. 471688

>>471687
Well maybe desperate at one point kek.
I just mean that girls definitely crushed on him, maybe he was too autistic to realise

No. 471689

>>471688
Geegee you don't have to be single no more.. Let me help

No. 471690

>>471688
I can also see girls being intimidated by his looks. They'd think he is already taken or wouldn't choose them so lots of them probably crushed on him in silence

No. 471691

Day 5 of violently masturbating until Luigi writes me a letter.

No. 471694

>>471634
Ted Kaczynski's ghost as Big Boo

No. 471698

To think, originally, we were meant to see him tomorrow…

No. 471720

File: 1737126473315.jpg (150.79 KB, 460x307, agmoPn1_460swp.jpg)


No. 471725

>>471720
I need him it’s been making me depressed. Imagine having a guy like him in your life. To snuggle and kiss and play with. Life sux

No. 471736

>>471698
i wanna know what LC is gonna be like on feb 20th (the day before his next reveal)

No. 471739

File: 1737129835664.gif (274.13 KB, 500x381, sadigi.gif)

>>471687
Excerpt from Luigi's dairy:
>Day 56
>Today, I handcuffed myself to a pole, leaving the key just out of reach in hopes of finding a dom gf who would use the key to release me from the pole, cuff my hands together, then lead me to her room to dominate me.
>Instead my fat gay asian friend found me.

>I told him I was just messing around.

No. 471741

>>471736
Ravenous because we haven’t seen him in so long it’s torture. We can’t even glean his opinions, feelings, and quality of life from his written responses because a Plebbit mod has a monopoly on every correspondence.

No. 471742

File: 1737130110220.jpeg (828.75 KB, 1170x918, IMG_3479.jpeg)

I got another cap of waluigi. Pls no bully im on mobile rn

No. 471743

>>471686
no it's nice
i'm desperate for new luigi pics so i'll take anything tbh

No. 471744

>>471677
slytherin weegee
>>471663
he's totally conventionally attractive

No. 471746

>>471743
It isn’t a new pic if it’s fake.
>>471742
So do you think anyone has tried to fuck him yet

No. 471748

>>471677
i hope he wears this color at his next court date, it looks really nice on him
or navy

No. 471749

File: 1737131180106.jpg (221.26 KB, 1080x1077, 1736107809883.jpg)

>>471742
I saw that vid a while ago and kept thinking that guy was Luigi and being so confused by how off he looked.
I legit think waluigi did it. Smiling man looks more like a disney prince than laweewee (even though Luigi is a sexy snack, he's more like a buff nerdy disney protag)
I 100% believe Luigi went postal and distanced himself from everyone, but I still am not convinced Luigi is the guy who killed Thomson.
This whole fucking case is like a soap opera. I cannot believe we even have the long-lost-lookalike trope.
I hope Waluigi kills Andrew Witty (or grooms 40 page schizo chan to do it)

Mr Thomson: Even though you were a horrible person in life, your murder mystery game has been very female gaze and your sacrifice has been well appreciated.

No. 471750

>>471749
Imagine having sex with Waluigi and before you climax he leans in and whispers “it was me. I killed him”
Also what the fuck Luigi could definitely be the handsome smiler

No. 471752

>>471750
He COULD be, but when I saw >>470253 I was not convinced. Luigi is very handsome, but the eye and nose placement is completely off.

Also, while waluigi is attractive, I need to know his personality before I want to fuck him. For now, waluigi is an accessory in my fantasy where I fuck them both at the same time.
For all I know waluigi is a misogynist (unlikely, but always a risk.)

No. 471756

>>471749
Omg it’s like the first season of dexter

No. 471757

>>471752
True. What if it really is his cousin, how do we all feel about fucking him? I really love Luigi’s gentle sexiness and personality. I want Wiwi

No. 471760

>>471757
Waluigi is more available as he isn't going to be in prison for years minimum like Luigi is. To me he looks so similar to Luigi that I'd fuck him and wouldn't give too much of a shit about his personality. Luigi is a normie anyways and he's pretty much the next best thing from Luigi.

No. 471761

>>471677
So cute. I know it's AI, but totally one of the better ones out there

No. 471762

>>471760
I wonder where Waluigi is? I feel like he has to be on the witness protection program because his in danger of ending up on the weegeewife breeding farm

No. 471764

>>471760
But Luigi is a cutie normie… what if Waluigi likes porn.

No. 471766

>>471764
true
being anti-porn is one of wigi’s top 5 traits imo

No. 471767

>>471764
Damn, that's a dilemma. I'll just pretend he is Luigi.

No. 471768

>>471764
If he likes porn I will just be more abusive to him. I think if you keep him chained up for a week without any screentime he should eventually detox

No. 471772

>>471603
>I sent Luigi a letter without a return address. I'm sure it'll be suspicious looking and I tried my best to only leave a note and nothing else. I just said thanks for doing this and thanks for giving me hope in so many words "from one eye-talian to another"
KEK your letter is in the trash. It's like the first rule that letters must have a return address

No. 471774

>>471742
I'm on the edge of tinfoiling Waluigi is the smiling lobby guy, he looks SO much more like >>470253
I feel schizo/schizigi

No. 471782

File: 1737135566113.jpeg (4.53 KB, 300x168, copium.jpeg)

>>471774
Waluigi calling Luigi and telling him to meet him in Altoona

No. 471784

God dammit I was already down bad but now they have to play into my fujo sensibilities and give me two of these hot sexy men.
Why was I put here? Just to suffer?

No. 471785

>>471782
Why would he sacrifice himself… poor Luigi my angel…

No. 471787

>>471785
Isn't it obvious? It's all part of the master plan.
Like why the fuck would you go after Brian Thomson? Anyone who follows insurance scandals would know that Andrew Witty would be the one to go after. Thomson was part of the plan. He was the warning. Basically Witty needs to back down, stop denying claims to his paying customers like a scum fuck faggot otherwise he's next.
And when Witty goes down in the same exact style that Thomson did, then the glowies have to accept they got the wrong guy and will have to let Luigi go.
It's genius and I for one, welcome my handsome altruistic Italian mob overlords.
If nothing else I'd rather look at them instead of the hideous goblins we have to slave under currently.

No. 471789

>>471787
No I am sad for Wiwi if he is a fall guy. He could be tongue kissing me instead.

No. 471795

File: 1737136697037.gif (2.29 MB, 390x220, IMG_3722.gif)

when will it be out turn to receive a coveted squeegee letter?

No. 471797

>>471795
His submissive glance is something Waluigi could never emulate

No. 471802


No. 471804

>>471787
No nona, it's not obvious.
Thompson was the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, the health insurance company. Witty is the CEO of UnitedHealth Group. UnitedHealthcare is the insurance arm

No. 471805

>>471797
Why does Karen have a crutch? Did she ride Luigi too hard?

No. 471808

>>471752
Placement seems a little off due to the subtle difference in angle, and light. Other than that his features are the exact same.

No. 471812

>>471808
>angle
The thing is, the cheek aligns perfectly. Which shows that the angle isn't off. In fact the angle is nearly identical in the comparison photo. The eye is way too high off and the nose too long.
It looks more like waluigi.

No. 471816

>>471739
Topkek how did I miss this

No. 471817

File: 1737138017653.jpeg (94.62 KB, 1125x423, IMG_3977.jpeg)

kek someone on tumblr found his venmo account

No. 471818

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No. 471822

>>471817
>>471818
Oh he is poopy incontinent too, poor thing
>>471805
Yes

No. 471826

>>471818
>Luigi paid someone to hold his hand while he struggled to poop

No. 471830

>>471826
Hm. Do you think he would let a girl play with his ass?

No. 471834

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No. 471847

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15 years ago today

No. 471849

>>471847
Do you think he is mourning today

No. 471850

>>471830
>Hm. Do you think he would let a girl play with his ass?
Absolutely not. Gross. That's faggot shit.

No. 471853

>>471850
Not a lil bootyhole poke? What about groping and spanking?

No. 471856

So was he selling some special stuff?? For sure not Xmas lights

No. 471857

>>471853
groping sounds nice tbh, I would hope he'd at least pretend to put up a fight or feel embarrassed. Imagine Weegee's flushed cheeks and neck while your hands make their way down his lower back and land on his ass

No. 471858

>>471856
He was the resident toilet shit cleaner I guess. Are people paying him to unclog their toilets or is this a euphemism and he is fucking asses. Or he is just joking, that’s what I would do if I used venmo. Create some intrigue.
>>471857
Definitely starts flashing an embarrassed smile in self defense and laughing nervously

No. 471860

>>471858
>laughing nervously
this is literally all I want to experience in life weewoo pls come to me

No. 471861

>>471860
It could happen on his next court appearance. Anxious little laugh because he's so scared and on the verge of peeing himself.

No. 471863

>>471861
I need this. Also it just crossed my mind, what if he charged that guy on Venmo because he clogged Luigi’s toilet? I need the full story.

No. 471866

>>471861
this is true but for it to be perfect I'd want to be the one making him nervous
Still waiting for my Qiqi erotic dream. I've been praying, I've been abstaining from mastabation, I've been manifesting. I'm all alone in the desert looking for even a glimpse of an oasis

No. 471867

>>471866
You are meant to mastabate for laugi

No. 471870

File: 1737142488561.gif (3.87 MB, 576x491, 1734989286242.gif)

>>471866
I hope his next court appearance is more female gaze. While he was very sexy last time with the eyefucking, bondage, and twinning with his lawyer. I need less moids around him. The cops that kept fucking breathing down his neck were really gross and peak misogyny. Luigi needs more girl cops invading his personal bubble. The smell of their pheromones will make him far more timid.

No. 471871

>>471867
I'd hoped that by abstaining I'd get more pent up, leading him to reach out to me through the astral plane. Then I could mastabate after experiencing a nice Snusnu-gi vision

No. 471876

>>471849
Probably not. But it has made me think about the fact that we have not seen any photos of him with any animals. No cats, dogs, etc. No other mentions of any childhood pets growing up besides the fishies. Do you think he’s allergic?

No. 471877

>>471858
No I meant mollie

No. 471881

>>471876
Could be allergic to cats and dogs. He clearly liked animals if he played animal crossing and was a vegetarian. Maybe he was also scared that he's too retarded to take care of them (he is)

No. 471882

>>471876
In my head canon he doesn't like dogs (because neither do I).

No. 471883

>>471876
Some parents are also very against pet ownership for children especially anything larger than a fish. May have just grew up in that kind of setting and never got to interact with pets too often.

No. 471884

>>471876
Well he lived at college (right?) then at a commune so he might not have been allowed pets

No. 471885

>>471884
he was always moving around from place to place so I’m guessing it was too much of a hassle for him

No. 471887

>>471885
Yeah if you’re constantly traveling as well it’s very neglectful to have a pet

No. 471889

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Some vegetarians and vegans are ideologically opposed to pet ownership. Not a ton of them, so probably not him. But I could see him being disinterested in pets and that's valid.

No. 471898

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No. 471900

>>471898
Uhhh bomb?

No. 471903

File: 1737145965490.jpeg (190.89 KB, 1060x695, IMG_2635.jpeg)

>>471900
Looks like it isn't a bomb but for the silencer. The title got cut off.
https://www.nycourts.gov/judges/cji/2-PenalLaw/265/265-02(2).pdf

No. 471904

>>471903
Oh. Poor Luigi they really want him locked up forever.

No. 471906

File: 1737146216574.jpg (536.04 KB, 1080x2089, 1000006596.jpg)

Idk if this was already posted but someone on kiwifarms got a luigiletter and generously summed it up

No. 471909

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Part 2 sry idk how to stitch images together on my phone

No. 471910

>>471898
The Reddit mod is an idiot. It is still 11 counts and the Count section isn't the actual amount.
>>471906
Also wtf Kiwi moid getting a letter before us

No. 471911

>>471898
>46 charges for exterminating a sex pest moid who kills 60,000 people a year.
The only thing Luigi is guilty of is not having sex with me.

No. 471912

>>471910
At least the kiwimoids don't gatekeep their luigimail

No. 471915

>>471906
I refuse to believe he wrote back to a moid. If this guy is going to disclose all the information he should just show the damn letter.

No. 471916

File: 1737146520381.jpeg (87.77 KB, 781x223, IMG_2636.jpeg)

>>471912
>>471915
Not a moid thankfully. Luigi still confirmed for only writing back to women.

No. 471917

>>471909
>he didn't really have a lot to do except read and write
Hopefuel, maybe if I write him he'd respond
omg the amount of nudes he's received already

No. 471919

>>471916
kekkkkkkk I love misandristgi

No. 471921

>>471917
>the fact that scrotes tried to send him dickpics
I hope prison makes Luigi a misandrist

No. 471922

>>471906
I am sobbing

No. 471924

>>471906
What does she mean by
>regarding a deal in Israel
"Deal"? Did he mean like some tech thing or is he referring to the war?

No. 471925

>>471906
Finally, food
>penis erect
So you can send nudes?! The fuck
>underlined he would never kill himself
Yay!
>calls sbf ugly
KEK
>sbf and diddy share a cell
This is begging to sound fake the fuck. If not Luigi seems very kind and it seems like he enjoys receiving letters. I hope I get a response or I might off myself.

No. 471926

>>471924
Maybe the ceasefire deal?

No. 471928

>>471909
Post the scans of the letter. Why did you only share screencaps of her post

No. 471929

>>471909
>wrote 2 full pages of A4 paper
>signed with a smiley face
goodbye

No. 471930

>>471928
There's more material of his actual scribbles???

No. 471931

>>471906
I believed it up until the ugly part.

No. 471934

>>471928
The Kiwi poster didn't include scans. She needs to deliver at least a signature or something.

No. 471935

>>471930
Showing the actual letter would authenticate it. They could easily black out parts she didn't share if that's her concern.

No. 471936

>>471929
I know, if real I am killing myself in front of the detention center
>>471931
Sbf and diddy sharing a cell make it sound so fake, that and nudes being permitted even if censored

No. 471939

>>471935
yeah I agree I'd love an authentication! I just misread your comment and thought the kiwette had already posted actual scans of the letter

No. 471940

File: 1737147276236.jpeg (74.16 KB, 1024x683, IMG_8566.jpeg)

Im so sad I need him to at least be my fren

No. 471942

>>471935
My assumption is that if she is "confirmed" that means she showed josh or one of the mods proof. Plebbit-tier gatekeeping from the kiwifags, unsurprising

No. 471946

>>471942
That's bullshit. I think she's making shit up.
I'm gonna be real, Luigi doesn't seem like the kind of guy to call other people ugly.

No. 471948

>>471942
Nah, Josh wouldn't do that and I don't think he is invested in this case. The Kiwiposter is keeping it to herself.

No. 471949

>>471906
>>471909
finally some interesting shit, also kek at him calling sbf ugly

No. 471951

>>471906
"Lots of ugly guys" top kek

No. 471952

>>471946
Now that I think about it too all of his friends were ass ugly

No. 471954

>>471940
same…

No. 471955

there is no way this letter is real

No. 471956

File: 1737147707818.png (32.72 KB, 141x148, 65676576557.png)

>>471948
>keeping it to herself
>Literally posts a typed transcript practically word for word
>Somehow can't post even parts of the fucking letter
Not buying it

No. 471957

>>471946
Maybe shiizigi does

No. 471958

>>471948
>Nah, Josh wouldn't do that and I don't think he is invested in this case. The Kiwiposter is keeping it to herself.
Nona what the actual fuck do you mean "Josh wouldn't do that"?
Why not? He's too principled or something? KEK

No. 471959

>kiwiposter wrote that she asked luigi a lot of questions
>only asked him two idiotic questions in my letter and blabbed about my own mundane crap because i didn't want to seem too invasive
it's over. i am never getting a reply.

No. 471960

>>471958
nta, maybe she meant that jersh wouldn't care to "protect weegee's privacy" and have her only post a transcription?

No. 471961

i noticed the people who have received a letter back wrote him on the 19th/20th. thinking about writing him but he's probably receiving lots of international letters and he has only 20 stamps. jealousy

No. 471962

>>471959
>it's over. i am never getting a reply.
Umm? Just write to him again. Pretend the first letter never happened.

No. 471963

the people who just sent prints of their Tinder profiles are so unhinged and real KEK

No. 471964

I dont use KF. Does anyone who is lurking on that thread know if she's answering as to why she can't post scans of the letter? The whole thing seems sus

No. 471965


No. 471966

>>471962
i only sent mine two days ago so i am being overly dramatic. still, i am feeling self-conscious about how autistic and retarded i probably sounded in my letter kek.

No. 471967

>>471964
what would be the point of lying honestly

No. 471968

>>471967
Attention

No. 471969

>>471906
holy shit this is great!

No. 471970

>>471964
Same reason the other bitches won't. They want to protect his privacy. They don't want to "betray" him because then they'd "lose" him.
If he wrote to me, I wouldn't share it tbh. And I'm sure that is the mentality of the vast majority of women writing him.

No. 471971

>>471946
He executed someone in the street nona (ALLEGEDLY) I'm sure he has it in him to call people ugly

No. 471973

>>471971
right?
ppl here are naive and autistic kek (not judging)

No. 471974

>>471971
>allegedly
Allegedly. Just like this letter until I see some scans.

No. 471975

>>471961
Mine was picked up on the 29th I still have time I guess. If not I will kill myself and mail Luigi a pic

No. 471976


No. 471978

File: 1737148607090.jpeg (555.49 KB, 2668x4000, IMG_8560.jpeg)

Can that kiwifag post proof, she already wrote a summary what harm is a pic of an envelope gonna do to his privacy

No. 471979

>>471970
If you aren't even gonna post the address like Pilots did then how the fuck are we supposed to believe you from any other histrionic?

No. 471980

>>471979
Pilots is still the best Weegee wife with her beautiful poetry and her not being a complete gatekeeping dipshit.

No. 471982

>>471980
True, her poem was cute if I was Weegee I would have smiled and felt nice.

No. 471983

>>471975
>Nonas spiteful ghost dropping the guro photo and suicide note directly into weewees cell

No. 471984

Sorry, until the KF weegee wife posts receipts I'm not gonna believe her.
What kind of girl uses kiwifarms anyways?

No. 471985

File: 1737149358729.png (2.1 MB, 1920x2425, screencapture-kiwifarms-st-thr…)

i have no chance against a seasoned letter-writer to prisoners. it's over

No. 471986

>>471985
I did basically the same thing this is normal letter writing etiquette. But I swear if he doesn’t respond I am putting an ass incontinence hex on him

No. 471987

>>471985
wait a minute isn’t this the same person who a few threads back said that they write to prisoners?

No. 471988

>>471987
i thought the same kek

No. 471990

>>471985
>i have no chance against a seasoned letter-writer to prisoners. it's over
This was expected. They know what they're doing.

No. 471991

>>471987
If it is cant she post it here or does she think shes too good for the weegee wife farm, also that anon was rude and nasty.

No. 471992

>>471985
>Mrs Luigi Mangione (confirmed)

kek we love a delulu fan

No. 471993

>>471989
>sorry for the incoming autism but i think the KF letter is fake
The mods of KF don't want the drama and spergouts of people running ops like this. It says confirmed that means she showed someone on staff.
There's also no point in lying about this and in such detail about the postage and all that.
You're just being one of those retards that think absolutely everything glows or is a false flag.

No. 471994

>>471987
>wait a minute isn’t this the same person who a few threads back said that they write to prisoners?
Tons of women write to prisoners especially in high-profile cases.

No. 471995

>>471993
ok fair, i’ve never been on KF so i don’t know how it works kek sorry

No. 471996

Helvetia Mangione pls post at least a picture of him signing his name and drawing a little Weegee

No. 471997

>>471993
she put confirmed herself though, that's her bio

No. 471998

The part where he underlined that he would never kill himself makes me wonder if he's worried about getting epsteined. Although I personally don't think that's likely since epstein had a lot of dirt on people

No. 471999

>>471994
yes but this nonny stood out cause she said that she wrote letters to prisoners all the time and always received a response back. fuck I gotta comb through the threads and see her original post.

No. 472001

>>471998
or maybe he knows about the theories

No. 472002

I hate everyone who supposedly received a letter from Luigi and didn't post it.
>OMG everyone, look! Look at me! Luigi wrote to me! See?
>but i'm NOT going to share what he said smirk
>because that would be WRONG and it should be PRIVATE
smug Dreamworks face

Oh, fuck off. He put himself in the spotlight, his business is ours now. Share with the class or shut the fuck up.

No. 472003

>>471993
if plebbiters can post his signature I dont see why she can't

No. 472004

>>471989
Good points it’s just weird. Also I feel like Luigi wouldn’t actively encourage people to keep writing to him since there’s such large volume of letters. Plus can these prisoners really receive nudes? She says that he stated they are censored at the facility and labeled, no? This is against everything else we have heard. Then again Plebbitors are stupid they could be wrong but it seems odd.

No. 472005

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>>471993
>>471995
As a heavy Kiwi lurker, I can assure you she did not bring this to the mods to confirm anything. Mods only really need confirmation for things like making sure an account isn't impersonating a lolcow being featured. From this message, it seems like she just confirmed getting a letter from him and that he is replying.

No. 472006

>>472002
Helvetica is even worse than the redditards because she TYPED THE TRANSCRIPT of his response but no receipts. Nah, not gonna buy it. If some schizo can send Luigi 40 page spergouts why is it such a stretch that someone would falsely claim and fabricate a response?

No. 472007

>>471989
also the pizzabeans were at the Pennsylvania prison not mdc
him saying the other letters were low quality compared to her why would he trash the others thats so dumb
not mentioning the crime is literally a must otherwise the letter gets tossed

No. 472010

>>472007
>also the pizzabeans were at the Pennsylvania prison not mdc
Yeah I was thinking about that. I forgot what they had served at MDC for Christmas, all I remember was some poultry dish. Also if she didn't bring up prison at all why would he talk so much about it?
Listen, I will kneel if she posted receipts.
If I got a letter from him and I wanted to share what he wrote, I'd just scan the fucking letter.

No. 472011

Okay okay but imagine… he called the males ugly. Kek anyway, the nudes thing is confusing me because I thought that was a hard no. You can send full cock erect nudes and tinder profiles but not memes?

No. 472013

Yeah, I think Helvetia is full of shit.

No. 472015

>>472006
>Helvetica is even worse than the redditards because she TYPED THE TRANSCRIPT
Can someone share that shit already so I don't have to go to the fuck fag farms to get it myself?
Why post her writeup here but not the transcript? Like wtf

No. 472016

>>472015
There is no word-to-word transcript which makes me think even more that she is full of shit.

No. 472017

>>472015
I think they are calling that post a transcript

No. 472018

File: 1737150898649.png (407.85 KB, 598x400, 239283094233.png)

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT SHE IS LYING
THEY HAD CORNISH GAME HENS FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER IN MDC. SHE'S FUCKING LYING HAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHA
https://www.tmz.com/2024/12/04/diddy-will-have-a-sports-and-game-filled-christmas-day-plus-meal/

No. 472019

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No. 472021

>>472018
I can smell a fucking lie from a billion light years away.
I hope someone calls her out and she cowers away in shame. trust me, I am disappointed that luigi didn't call the moids uggos

No. 472022

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No. 472023

Kiwifags stay losing.

No. 472025

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>>471980
i agree although her latest poem is cringe and parasocial as fuck which i guess is expected from a literal retard? still grateful for the crumbs

No. 472027

>>472022
kek apologies for doubting your guys' intuition holy shit

No. 472028

>>472018
i love you

No. 472029

>>472025
aww she is sweet honestly i can't even hate

No. 472030

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>>472025
don't make fun of pilots. Her retardation pairs well with Luigis retardation

No. 472031

>>472011
its ridiculous to think that the prison staff spends time censoring and adding descriptions to nudes lol these letters get trashed without him ever seeing them

No. 472032

>>472025
Holy based autism. Farmers will never eclipse this.

No. 472033

>>472025
>r/luigifever
Is that plebbit's version of our weegeewife threads? This is a different sub than the one with the power tripping mod, right?

No. 472034

Just sayin if I get a wiwi letter I am posting the envelope with ‘LC’ and then the date and also maybe posting some of the inside as well to substantiate whatever needs to be substantiated.

No. 472035

>>472033
same mod, different sub afaik

No. 472036

>>470820
Massive kek. favorite post itt

No. 472037

>>472022
thank you for looking it up i knew the pizzabeans were in pennsylvania lol she is full of shit pretending she is something special she is the only one who knows the magic trick to talk to prisoners

No. 472038

>>472025
She better not send him this, it will depress him it’s like a poem from a miserable child. She should squirrel it away and never show it again kek. I hope she stops crying about him that makes me sad. It’s also not good for your mental health to fret over someone you hardly know. Someone needs to tell her Luigi wouldn’t want her crying over him.
>>472032
W-watch me! I can write a cringe poem like you wouldn’t believe

No. 472039

>>472031
>its ridiculous to think that the prison staff spends time censoring and adding descriptions to nudes lol these letters get trashed without him ever seeing them
Yep very true. So many of the little details make no sense.
Wow what a nutjob she is (or probs a moid tbh)

No. 472040

>>472039
Plus let us say that somehow nudes are accepted and hand censored by wagies… does she think they just hand it to him? Wouldn’t they ask if he wants to see a random naked male?

No. 472045

>>472040
i'd guess they scan the letters and add a note saying they sent x thing and it was censored

No. 472047

>>472045
>i'd guess they scan the letters and add a note saying they sent x thing and it was censored
The point is the letter would be thrown out. it wouldn't be censored and given to Luigi.
They don't do that. So he'd have no way of knowing that men had been trying to send him dick pics.
Such an obvious lie.

No. 472048

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No. 472050

>>472045
But even so logically they would ask if he wants to open a letter containing penis if he were somehow allowed. Like who the fuck wants a letter from a postal flasher.
>>472048
I fucking love this

No. 472051

>>472048
I love our intellectual beacon

No. 472052

>>471550
Can you make one where she's strangling him?

No. 472054

For her crime Helvetica will need to prove shes a real weegeewife by winning in a cage match against 40 page schizo

No. 472055

>>472048
masterpiece

No. 472056

File: 1737152633885.gif (5.1 MB, 400x400, 86357621.gif)

>>471909
>i've taken out the replies to my personal info and questions he asked me. it was neat at the start, but became a bit untidy towards the end.
what does she mean by that? schizigi made an appearance?

No. 472057

>>471626
I want this as the next op

No. 472058

>>472054
I am betting everything on 40 page Stacy

No. 472060

>>472058
agreed. 40 pagers isn't afraid to reveal her whole pussy to the world.

No. 472061

>>472057
Yes, please. I second this.
Next threadpic!!

No. 472065

>>472048
this should be the next threadpic

No. 472066

>>472065
no. just because it's funny doens't mean it's a good threadpic. that would suck as a threadpic
the marge pic is way better

No. 472067

>>472018
It is possible he is still vegetarian and had something else though

No. 472068

>>472067
My pussy

No. 472069

File: 1737154233174.gif (367.24 KB, 360x360, 34344343.gif)

>>472025
This fat tard is triggering my predatory instinct so hard.
You know that sadistic instinct we all have, to expel the weak bison from the herd because they are making us vulnerable to predators?
I fucking hate her and am glad she has a miserable life.

No. 472070

>>472069
How do you know she is fat

No. 472071

>>472068
mte nonny. He's a fruitarian now and only enjoying the juices of the weegeewive's cherries

No. 472072

>>472070
Ntayrt but she has a post in the Ozempic subreddit.

No. 472073

>>472072
Kek aww poor autist the fuck. She’s only 21 and on ozempic?

No. 472074

>>472067

>>Lunch will be served around 11 a.m. and will include baked Cornish hen or BBQ tofu. The side dishes on offer will include macaroni and cheese, spinach, cranberry sauce, dinner rolls or a holiday dessert and a beverage.

https://people.com/diddy-will-have-cornish-hen-for-lunch-and-pb-and-j-sandwiches-again-for-christmas-dinner-in-jail-8763486

No. 472075

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>>472069
Your strategy is weak. I will befriend her and use her retardation to groom her into sending me the letter.
Then I will betray her by posting it here

No. 472076

>>472070
>How do you know she is fat
Anons dug into her reddit history. She is morbidly obese and worries about not fitting into the rides at disney.

No. 472077

>>472073
Pretty sure she is a single mom. I remember she mentioned having a son. She must be much older.

No. 472078

>>472073
she's 30+, nonnie. she posted photos of her on tiktok. fat and slow looking

No. 472079

>>472077
what is with luigi and single moms

No. 472080

>>472074
kiwifag moids larping as women blown the fuck out

No. 472082

>>472079
He is based for not judging a woman's history.

No. 472083

>>472080
She probably was the one who sent "penis, erect"

No. 472085

>>472082
I want Luigi to be into cougars. luigi is probably into all the women

No. 472088

>>472076
Oh noooo KEKK
>>472078
PILOTSFAN IS A 30+ SINGLE OBESE MOM? Oh fuck no. I don’t feel sorry for her anymore I thought she was 20 or 21. Those poems are really embarrassing and so is her crying over Luigi and not fitting in amusement park rides. Why are his fans so retarded? Are we retarded?

No. 472090

Don't care if she is obese and a single mom. Pilots's retardation still makes her based. There is a reason why she got blessed with a letter while we are like worthless worms, not blessed with a letter but scorned.

No. 472091

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>>472088
She wrote a poem about the TikTok ban lmao

No. 472092

#istandwithpilots

No. 472093

>>472088
Luigi takes pity on retards.
I should probably write to him and tell him how severely retarded I am and maybe he will like that. I'm not obese but I have an obese brain around my period.

No. 472095

>>472091
Holy shit, how does she get even more based?!

No. 472096

Luigi loves pilots because pilots is his spirit animal (a retarded disney adult who has the back of a morbidly obese person)

No. 472097

>>472091
>anti ban
Cringe and fat

No. 472098

>>472088
we are the sane and reasonable ones, never forget it. i've seen her sharing that she received a letter on random tiktok comments and even ig threads comments, and mocking people who don't believe her kek so i don't believe she shared it out of the goodness of her heart i don't care

No. 472099

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>>472093
>takes pity on retards

No. 472101

>>472099
tbh Luigi might have a fetish for retards after being around all those ivy league cogs.
Us short busers have traded our brains to retain a pure soul

No. 472102

>>472098
If I get a letter it is for LC eyes only

No. 472104

>>472097
OT but since it's the end of the thread I'll bite.
Why are you pro-ban of TT? It's only being banned because people were using it to criticize Israel genociding Palestinians.

No. 472105

>>472104
If that’s the reason why then holy shit America is fucked. But otherwise I support it because it’s full of annoying people and the worst fucking gayest ear piercing videos ever. I am a hater.
>>472101
Well I have been called retarded plenty of times does that count?

No. 472106

>>472101
I am a true and honest autist who actually rode the short bus in elementary school. Maybe he will actually reply to my letter when I send it..

No. 472107

>>472101
I'll be your Simple Jack, Weegee, come and take me now

No. 472108

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i'm a diagnosed retard but i have a rotten soul, he'll probably sense my terrible vibes through the paper

No. 472109

>>472106
He will smell your sticky fingers through your writing and get a hard on

No. 472111

>>472108
Luigi might even like corrupt tards because he wants to fix everyone

No. 472112

>>472107
Never go full retard

No. 472113

>>472105
nyart but I never had tiktok because I thought it was retarded.
I'm not totally in support of the ban because all media causes brainrot but tiktok seems extra retarded and might groom autistic girls into trooning out.

No. 472114

Everyone itt who wants to write but hasn’t because autism just fucking do it!!! Do it!!! Fuck it do it!!!

No. 472115

>>472105
>>472113
TT aglo only sucks if you suck, otherwise it's great

No. 472117

>>472115
nona even when i found videos catered to my interests they were still insufferable

No. 472121

Any kiwifarm nonas: could you tell me if anyone has called out helvetica?

No. 472124

>>472113
>>might groom autistic girls into trooning out

out of all sm apps tiktok isnt the one doing this

No. 472125


No. 472130

It takes longer to train your algorithm on tt since it (the algo) is more sophisticated than other apps. I think I had to use tt for a week or so before my feed became enjoyable. I think that's why a lot of people think it's crap, they don't give the algo time to figure them out.

imho tt is the best sm app by far. twitter could be bearable without the braindead and rancid blue checkmark posts constantly being pushed on you. FB and insta are plain stalkerish.

No. 472131

>>472130
>insta are plain stalkerish
I liked insta util it became a wall of ads it's literally just a shopping app now

No. 472132

I want Luigi letter or I die.

No. 472133

>>472130
sorry nonnie but i strongly believe all social media is detrimental to one’s wellbeing, and its hard for me not to see users of social media as braindead

No. 472136

>>472133
image boards are socmed tho

No. 472137

>>472131
That too and most of those ads are scams. What ruined insta for me is that I can‘t use it to look at art anymore since my feed is all reels and I don’t care. If I wanted to see shorts vids I would be on tt

No. 472138

>>472136
what the fuck does that mean

No. 472139

>>472136
IB is based because anonymous
>>472138
Socialist Mediterranean

No. 472141

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If my letter was in those security envelopes with the blue tint, would it be rejected?

No. 472144

>>472141
I can't imagine it would be. Mine was probably trashed or else I might've received a response… but it wasn't returned to sender either so I don't know. I will die. Promptly.
>>472140
>the sub and reddit rules
Erm, moderator I had a dream Luigi ate my pussy while his toes were tied shibari style

No. 472145

>>472141
I doubt it because most commercially available envelopes have that. All the mail is opened by staff anyway.

No. 472147

>>472145
NTA if Luigi doesn't respond can one of the staff members at least pen me a response and be my friend, fuck.

No. 472148

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I started crying thinking of him so I wrote this. I hope you guys like it

No. 472149

>>472148
>I know you are low maintenance
So does anyone know why she said this

No. 472150

>>472136
hardly
>anonymous
>no sort of social credit system (likes, followers, etc)
>no algorithm to cater to your needs
anonymouth mageboards are their own thing

No. 472151

>>472149
I think he's said that he is minimalist?

No. 472152

>>472151
A weird way to interpret that

No. 472153

>>472152
autism

No. 472154

>>472148
1 letter from her 3DPD husband has made her a crack addict.
Loving it

No. 472155

>>472154
Someone needs to introduce her to a 2d husbando, stat.

No. 472158

>>472155
She probably was husbandoing disney princes like the turbo normie she is.
I was husbandoing Sonic before all this

No. 472159

>>472158
Maybe, since no Disney prince is as hot as or as interesting as Luigi. Introduce this retard to some anime.

No. 472160

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No. 472161

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picrel for next threadpic please!
>>472155
it's too late she'll never settle for 2D now

No. 472164

>>472022
Ayooo how's he gonna eat the Cornish hen if he's a vegetarian??

No. 472165

>>472164
They offered BBQ tofu as well.

No. 472166

>>472164
bbq tofu

No. 472187

Thanks to the nona who called out Helvetia's shit. Can't wait to see how she responds kek.



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