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She introduced herself 5 months ago
We can definitely add any themes or color schemes you'd like. Right now would be the best time since we're finishing things up. If you want you guys can simply copy CSS to a pastebin file and post, or you can email firstname.lastname@example.org to send any styling and color schemes.
If you aren't comfortable with CSS that's fine, you can also send us color palettes like other anons have.
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can you make a cute strawberry milk one, and one based on harvest moon? please and thank you.
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Admin-sama, when do you think the new version of lolcow will be available ? Also could you please give us more updates ?
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Please also get rid of this banner please, it comes from a hentai
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and this one is fucking hideous PLEASE
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at least change it for something that looks better like this, it's not the plate itself it's the ugly black thing with the shitty font (I'm sorry)
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thank you based admin and jannies, you seem pretty cool already. sorry to hear you guys are facing so much shit from men, but it's no surprise as you said. thank you for doing all you can and continuing despite the pushback, it's really appreciated. our little corner of the internet is really special and very different.
I have a very cheap bridge to sell you, nonnie
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Made a better replacement for the porny Mystery banner with your screenshot.
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Big question admin
Can we please start banning this type of ugly wojak out of the website? Not the usual wojaks that just represent girls or anime guys whatever. This specific type of scrotey wojak. Whenever someone posts it, it feels painfully male.
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another example posted today
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I have a theme, but don't really want to post the file since it's made up of random edits to the main style.css and the Wasabi theme (since I don't know CSS at all). If anyone likes it I can also post a palette.
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Make a theme based on this color scheme, call it devilish cow pls
God I hope so. I hate when I see so many duplicate threads still up, they should had been deleted when they were first made to avoid confusion and more catalogue clogging. This is why /m/ is so perfect right now, everyone knows what threads are there.
I agree too, that is a pic with history but I also always found it a little gross. The farmer-chan is so cute and would be a better fit in general I think.
There's still CP on /ot/ (page 2 or something) but I forgot to report it. I'm not going back to do it.
Fucking troons think a gossip website that doesn't support tranny delusions is worse than child sexual abuse and child trafficking. Typical
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I like what this nonna said about the new spoiler pic
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We need it (posted on the doodle room thread)
Whoever did this, this is perfect chef's kiss
oh yeah for sure 100% agree on that, but that's not as an easy solution as hosting and billing issues. Like there's lots of solutions but they aren't imageboard friendly (such as mods approving any image posted before being seen, having to register accounts to post images, having a verification system on the images themselves that can tell if it's a NSFW photo, list goes on really) but none of these solutions work well with what an imageboard is all about and how it behaves. I hope the admin and such come up with a solution but I can't think of anything outside of creating a bot that auto cleans certain type of reports if there's a set number of reports with a specific tag to it, and thatw would get abused quick and you'd have to have an entire group of farmers having to go in and repost images that didn't break rules, lol.>>44771
For sure, I saw that. I'm glad, hope things keep going well.
I personally don't mind the current spoiler image I think the "it's too sexual!" complaint is stupid tbh
but if it does get changed I would like it to be this one because it's cute and incorporates the original image.
Seconded! I love the pixel version.>>44795>>44796
Great job nonna!
love it ♥ ♥ especially the pixelated version
great job indeed nonna!
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shit you beat me up to it
It's fantastic, good job! I'm always amazed by the sheer amount of talented and funny nonnas out there.
You've got my vote for new spoiler pic.
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Someone please give this one a chance by coloring it
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This one is seriously the best so far
In what way? When I see girls bending over in schoolgirl outfits, it seems very male gazey. If it's not, I'd actually like to know.
Moreover–some other anons were the ones saying it was NSFWish and made browsing the board in public even more awkward. Are you disagreeing with them too?
I know it's just PT, so when I see it it doesn't feel creepy in a moid way to me.>it was NSFWish and made browsing the board in public even more awkward
I guess. I don't personally browse LC in public that much because I know there's worse shit that can pop up (a troll was spamming gay porn just today), but if someone happens to be looking at your phone/computer in public I don't think they would immediately realize what the spoiler pic is. Especially because there's a big ass red bar across it.
nta, though I didn't really care that much about the nsfw part. I just hate schoolgirl cosplays in general. I like how tongue and cheek >>44808
is. Just wish the fingers weren't eldritch abominations.
I agree with you and the anon above. I'm fine with the current image but if admin does change it (she hasn't said she will yet so everyone is kinda jumping the gun here kek) I think the new image should have the old image somewhere in it OR keep the current spoiler on /pt/ at the least. I would be sad to see it go. >>44867>even if they didn't it makes a lot of people here uncomfortable.
Not to be rude anon, but this is an imageboard. "it makes people uncomfortable" isn't exactly a good reason to change it.
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Everyone go home we have a winner right here
There was nothing scrotish about it in the first place, it was mostly a reference/joke to the infamous "I'm poopin" Pt pose (the poopkemon banner is more appropriate in my opinion and I hope we can keep it)
But I totally understand what you mean, I've never been a fan of this image because I think it makes navigation in public quite tricky.
We have so many talented nonnas in here, so I really hope Newmin will pick one of their doodles.
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nonnies who don't want the spoiler changed / don't like the drawings: come edit another pixy pic if you'd like! Plopping a template for the og here
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why are you tards poor and why not beg in the discord instead of letting the site go down for days? you do this every month.
at least ban the goddamn tranny again. 10 minutes and he's already here with his naturally unfunny wannabe class clown routine, christ.
Fk you, the newfags who want the spoiler changed, and the newfags who use the word 'nonny
/nonna" has been around for at least a few years now, not exactly newfag material. Board culture naturally evolves. But yeah changing the spoiler pic is stupid, /pt/ is lore
I assume it was brought over from twitter. Newfags from twitter got really into it and caused it to spread like wildfire recently at least. 'Nonna' for me is even worse because it sounds like anons getting off on this being a uwu girlboard, it's like 'femanon' 2.0 except theres no need for that distinction on lolcow because female is already the default here. No surprise that the tranny wears that one out.
I propose a vote to have nonna redtexted like nonny
btw shaymin please
I think I started seeing people using it two-ish years ago? No clue where it came from though.
In other news- I was so scared the troons took down the site, like that weirdo posting on the Kiwifarms thread was threatening us about if we didn’t do what he wanted us to do. >notyourpersonalarmy
Have you ever wondered why nonny
was redtexted in the first place? It's because the only people who used it were annoying newfags. Then you have nonna, an even newer term used by even newer fags.
>Board culture naturally evolves
Pandemicfags to the rope; we don't want your nu culture.
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I brought some nice stewed prunes for you grandma, maybe these will make you feel better?
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Maybe we can use an actual cow as a spoiler pic? Just an idea I did pretty quick, I'm sure someone can do it better than me
Agreed, I can't even understand why they would ask for more donations after this.>>44958
Why are anons still calling "nonny
" a newfag word. Are you just getting that from CC? I've been here for years and happily use variations of nonny
, so do other anons.>>44960
Did admin even say that those banners were being "replaced"? I thought new ones were just being added.
She did say they were going to be replaced. Also that anon is probably stupid and came from CC because the CCfags were getting bitter over the word nonny
over there. CC trannies will never have what farmers do.
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not mine but from an anon in the bunker threads on CC. there were a few other caps but i can't find them. from what she said basically everyone was speculating until a post from one of the mods(?), just a few hours before the site came up, clarified that it was an update
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samefag, the update post
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christ I recoiled, let's not go with that
The spots don't need
to be pink I think, can you try making them black and white, but still muted with a light pink layer on top with low opacity
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nta but I gave it a shot
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an idea: spilled milk (some anon might be able to do a better version)
It's a bit dated and sus to browse in public (yes yes you should not browse on public but ppl do anyway)>>45023
Poll would be good
I like >>45009
with the colors of >>45018
I'm here since 2015 (no, I'm not bragging kek) and there have always been little nicknames for anons. At first it was more like "anon-chan", "anon-sama" and other weeby stuff then it evolved. I love these personally, it's cute and fun (my fav one being "nonette" cause I'm a baguette kek)
From what I've seen, newfags are more likely to use twitterfag lingo, like :>Kween, Gorl, Slay, Go off…etc
Now, that's cringe !>>45019
Sorry nonettes, not a fan of these. I think that >>44871
>>44870 are the best ones.
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Made a milk carton one. I can't draw so I stole some art from google KEK
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Made another version too. Not the best but maybe some artfags will be inspired by it?
It's definitely newfag terminology but it's not cringe newfag terminology. I was here when this hellsite first got made, stopped posting for like 2 years during the pandemic and when I came back everyone was saying nonnie
/nonna. Idk where it came from but I think it's cute so why complain about it? Like someone else said, we used to call each other anon-chan or x-chan (like how paki-chan had her own nickname)
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Nvm Samefag found it
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we've come to the point where the newfag radfemtwt users have decided we're not allowed to make pt posts anymore because "they seem like something a pedo troon would enjoy">>45126
glass half empty. it reminds me of the glory days!
you are all idiots. that's not a PRIVATE discord, the discord's invitation was literally here this whole time until the new admin decided she was going to shut it down. Anons were asking in THERE about this website so that's why they got an answer. I don't even know if the matrix one is still working tho.>>45127
Queen PT>>>>> any retarded jvlogger
That was in response to this pic>>45007
No one is saying you can't enjoy PT, learn to read faggot
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Wasn't that a year ago?
I will donate as soon as the admin team communicates more, I think many nonnas agree
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Shaymin if you’re stuck on funds I would take this anon’s excellent advice kek. Go and get you some good dick
I don't think it's unreasonable for anyone to want more communication especially when the site is actively asking for more donations. Shaymin (or whatever you call it) knew what kind of site they were taking over and it's silly to think the users wouldn't be critical or catty about the lack of communication.
It's ungrateful to be asking for money without even answering basic questions from the community it's supposed to be serving. I really hope some other users have been archiving threads and saving things because if they don't want to oversee the community and act like users are spoiled brats for wanting to know what's going on then others should be weary.
I think the funds have been used to pay the bill since October last year when oldmin made the announcement. If it's around 100 bucks it makes sense that they're out of funds soon.>>45225
I agree with the other anons that communication really should be better. Even if she's currently just too busy with her irl to finish the server or whatever, she could just drop a short message here. But I also think a lot of the people straight up insulting her aren't even farmers. Case on point, the tranny upthread.
Agreed. The tranny almost baited me but it's more fun to watch him argue with himself.
Others have already speculated that the last round of funds dried up but it would take minimal effort to say that themselves especially since they already went through the trouble of adding a donation cup.
With everything else going on it makes sense that everyone wants to know the site is secure/going to continue to stay up before handing any money over.
And now that is out of my system, my fundraising idea.
A is for Ana's, afraid to get fat,
B is for Bella, who got into scat.
C is for Chris-Chan, who fucked his own mum,
D is for Dasha, who was really quite dumb.
E is for Ethan, who seethed as he coped,
F is for Felice, who scammed lots of dopes.
G is for GAMPs, who want to fuck troons,
H is for Hila, treated Trish like a goon.
I is for IP2, fuckups who stream,
J is for Josh, king jannie supreme.
K is for Kaitlin, who wrote a think piece,
L is for Lilee, who's fame won't increase.
M is for Momo, who dresed up like Samus,
N is for Niko, who showed off his anus.
O is for Onision, a groomer for sure,
P is for Pixy, a weeb and a boor.
Q is for Q, when the boomers sperg out,
R is for Reddt, where they'll make you troon out.
S is for Simps, who can't get it for free,
T is for Trannies, who are watching you pee.
U is for Uwe, director named Boll,
V is for Venus, playing like she's a doll.
W is for Weens, who bring nothing of worth,
X is for Xander, got a thread before birth.
Y is for (You), biggest fag of them all,
Z is for Zoos, make them all face the wall.
it's a parody of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gashlycrumb_Tinies
for those unfamiliar and it has some Kiwi-focused material but mostly for this side (and a few silly things, I couldn't think of anything else for U but I like V) but anyway I know we have a lot of talented artist nonnies here and thought it might be fun to make an actual little book that could be sold as a fundraiser.
Kek i don't know who'd buy or what place would even publish this. Especially with the terf
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I dont like the zine idea (too much work to do for a disorganized website) but maybe some elsie and cow stickers will do
I don't see it is a problem. More or less everyone mentioned puts themselves out there as an e-celeb and thus is totally fair game legally (although IANAL) and IMO morally.>>45264Maybe
a legitimate concern? As I said IANAL I'm not totally sure. Some cows are litigious it is true, but over a brief mention, idk. Also it does not need to be sold "by" the website, it could be sold by anyone with profits going there. Just spitballin' here.
I'm not a public figure though, just saying. I don't put myself out there so have a reasonable expectation not to be made fun of, they do. Except poor Xander, he's one year old, but that entry is more about his parents. "X" was hard though. >>45271
Anyhow it's just an idea, I thought the poems were cute and might be helpful to fundraising efforts. I'm open to input including input that says it's a bad idea, so I'll be curious what people have to say and I will probably drop an email to Shaymin.
Since they will be watching for this, and theyre best at pressuring businesses about terf
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If farmhands want to do stickers for funds I don't see why not. They don't even need to be terfy or include elsie, it can be just dumb stuff like picrel
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or this… literally no one would know it's from lolcow
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one more example, you get the gist
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Or maybe we could have custom plushes of Elsie/Kikomi/XX ?
No that's imageboards for you but if you plug out your router for few minutes and plug it back in then apparently that will give you new IP address, I read that from another nonnie
when we were discussing Keffals leaking IP addresses
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If we ever do stickers I hope Kikomi-anon would let us use this
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bumping fore gore hope the mods delete it quickly
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I hate gore spammers!!!
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ok last bump beware nonnas there is a gore spammer
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shaymin (aka shaynafag admin) is just like the pokemon, almost never shows up but when she does she somehow is able to moderate (aka clean) the site pretty well until she disappears again
Just bully all the "not all men" anons and other unintegrated retards. Make them integrate forcefully or permaban them out of this website. These fuckers are not welcome.
Most of them must be ugly pickmes or kf scrotes anyway.
That was a bruh moment kek
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Why the fuck have I been permabanned for bumping a belle thread? Admin you really are a fucking fan at this point. How embarrassing. Luckily you’re too retarded to mod properly and I will continue an evading, you retarded cunt.
Dude Ghost bumping is how you do it, delete the post after you newscrote.
Jesus men are literally brain dead children, no wonder I don't want to date most of them.
I think she's joking, nonnie
Thank you to God and Jesus Christ for saving us during this disaster. I thought I was gonna lost my family, friends, everything they keep me alive to this day. People think that 24 hours without lolcow isnt a big deal, but for me, I thought i was going to madness, i kept praying that this site will function well and Jesus, who watches me through his heaven, listened to my prayers. This night i felt like Jesus heard me, he heard me and he told me through his power "Yes Nonna, my beloved child, I heard you, I see your suffers, and I will help you. As you are repenting from your sins, you deserve to be pardoned, and through this pardon, i will lift the technical issues". God is real, and miracles happens, thank you Jesus for keeping me alive, tonight i will light a candle and pray for the miracles you have done to me and my community. Amen
You're the only retard. That's not an excuse. Admin should be making these announcements as soon as LC is back up and running, instead of having a mod give updates in the redtext of someone else's posts.>>47072
Tbh I don't. I really can't tell there are actual autists that need to be in social skills classes posting on lolcow instead so… Who knows kek
The other admins actually used to check here periodically.>>47067
Probably some behind the scenes optimization bullshit.
I didn't miss the point, dummy. You're complaining about a redtext, my point was the maybe just maybe that is the only person around that can actually give us an update, and they can't post it here as a farmhand or even post it here as a redtext because they likely don't have access to the board.
What you said wasn't misunderstood, just retarded and shows a huge lack of empathy for someone that does this shit for free.
Even if Admin was here, when was the last time admin posted? And how consistent was it before then? Wasn't very much, now do you expect her to just pop in for a small update on the site when she hasn't done it before? So again, you bitching about someone who gave an update where they could.
The jannies are under no obligation to give updates yet they still chose to do so and let the other anons know whats going on. So whats the point of complaining, if i was a janny i wouldnt even be giving retards explanations.
Also im the one who reposted the jannys redtext here in meta and there was a other post they redtexted where they said that they also went to crystal cafe to let other anons know why the site was down 8 hours ago.>>47080
Anon, this is not a one time thing. This is a consistent issue where there are barely any announcements being posted in /meta/ and instead on other boards. It's gotten to the point where an anon started an entire thread just to compile all of them. I would've understood if this wasn't something that keeps happening, but it's pretty clear that admin isn't actually interested in posting updates or just responding to concerns here.>Even if Admin was here, when was the last time admin posted? And how consistent was it before then? Wasn't very much
That is literally the problem. You still aren't getting it kek
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ohhhh, okay. Nvm. The instant samefagging gave you away. my initial >>47104
theory was correct kek
ill explain it you since you are genuinely dumb and this infight is also dumb.
The reason why they are saying jannies is because they are talking about a janitor and not a farmhand. Do you get it now.
There are janitors and farmhand.
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Seriously I'm not trying to be mean but now you're acting a bit fucking stupid. Even if it is lingo from other imageboards, who cares? There are a ton of other words from 4chan and other boards posted here constantly, that's never been a faux pas here on LC unless it's twitterfagging or redditposting. I've been here a lot longer than you claim to be and you can search the word "jannies" on the site, almost all threads even way back have complaints of "jannies". There is a difference. I sincerely hope you are baiting or trolling, otherwise I'm in shock that you can claim to have been here that long but "still haven't seen it". BTW jannies on /meta/ delete the tranny's posts and yet mine are still here. I'm a regular user so maybe stop acting retarded mkay? Don't make me lecture you again, alright?
Like, I hate the word nonita but I'm not gonna claim a tranny came up with it because I don't like it and haven't seen it being used here before
farmhands sweep too retard, the difference is that farmhands have a tripcode so they can post as farmhand.
Theyre both moderators.
umm…ok janitors have always existed ive been here for some years and ive seen janitors or are we going to act like they dont exist.
this infight is dumb, i regret getting in between yours and the troons argument since you both are retards.
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retard-chan and schizo troon are still infighting each other i see
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Admin, that was very funny of you.
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Please come back… Wherever you are…
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Please say SOMETHING. ANYTHING. PLEASE.
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if I make this very cute banner, will shaymin come back and add it? (with the rest of the banners too)
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someone please put nonnies and post history (idk who is at the bottom so if it’s some weirdo you can change it to something else)
Keemstar. Specifically when he says the infamous:>EVERYBODY IN CHAT TYPE ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER
Or something along those lines.
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Just came back from another short break… Bye, Shaymin. Until next time…