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No. 1399953
We made it to a hundred, nonnitas!
Previous dumb:
>>>/ot/1388366 No. 1400062
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she won.
No. 1400147
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I just realized that i have no memory of my previous birthdays because my mom always forced me to invite my family(whom i hate) and never had friends. This time i am going to change that, I will spend the day playing DOOM and watching Godzilla.
No. 1400186
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He is my nerd husbando. Not because I am attracted to him, but because I survive uni thanks to him
No. 1400206
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Hubba hubba he can jumpscare me with those titties wowza
No. 1400230
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I just realized that since I eat meat again, I can also eat gummies and marshmallows. Brb, getting gummy worms.
No. 1400243
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I just realized how obvious my typing style is, especially for the threads where I am a regular. I'm sorry, nonitas. I hope I'm not too annoying
No. 1400256
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Wish we had a 3x3 thread, would love to know more about what anime/cartoons/comics, etc nonnas like. Here is my lame taste in american animation, half of them got cancelled kek.
No. 1400258
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>>1400256and here is the template if anyone wants to join
No. 1400268
>>1400256Aw
nonnie loves watching cartoons, you guys are so cute sometimes
No. 1400272
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>>1400268in my defense 4 of them are for adults
No. 1400276
File: 1667764551443.gif (14.25 KB, 220x220, point.gif)
>>1400272ongezellig enjoyer
No. 1400288
File: 1667765036716.jpeg (920.67 KB, 2400x2400, peach jello.jpeg)
>>1400230I've been vegetarian since I was 12 but only for taste preference and not any kind of moral reasons, so I've always eaten gummies and marshmallows and stuff like that since it's nothing like meat. Could never give up peach jello for any reason though, shit is amazing
No. 1400368
>>1400367Spotted the
triggered celebricow poster kekk
No. 1400370
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I am so tired of my favourite things always getting cancelled while crap like big mouth gets 5 seasons
No. 1400373
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>>1400047i keep reading this as terflet
No. 1400426
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When I go to bed at night I still dream about Goro Akechi to go to sleep
No. 1400440
File: 1667772255594.gif (1.25 MB, 480x272, salah.gif)
>>1400431How can he compete with this? I mean at best the winking gif of Josh is cute but this is the man piping down his queen now. I'm about to really get into Chantal, I like how she does what she wants, fucks up her life but with a smile.
No. 1400472
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>>1400423not the garden peppers covered in pigeon shit. kekkkkk.
No. 1400733
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>>1400725That's just Jojo part 2
No. 1400782
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lmao my mom told me she sharted today its killing me why did she need to tell me this? We have no boundaries when it comes to weird health stuff i love her
No. 1400869
File: 1667794187919.jpg (1.95 MB, 3264x2448, near-dark.jpg)
>one chance at life
>born in the decade with the ugliest looking scrotes
why wasnt i born in the 80s nonnas…
No. 1401000
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I feel bad about not wanting to talk or interact with anybody for really long periods of time (sometimes entire months) but it's genuinely something I would want. It feels like any form of small talk no matter how minimal is draining and tiring to me, think I might have ASPD to some extent but idk tbh
No. 1401010
>>1400426I know nothing about persona but I love this kind of image. I need more edits of this.
>>1400256You do know there's a western animation thread, right? Please bump it I wanna talk about cartoons but no one seems to care about that thread lately
>>1400258I found a website for this
https://www.montagesphoto.com/montages/595 No. 1401031
>>1401025Ooh I have another one incoming
Feminem,
When you argue
Ad Hominem
Danny Elfman come get ‘em
Your Nigel looks constipated
Not sophisticated
Prostate not intact, busted by impact,
Hole of a faggot with maggot too
Post-wall by twenty two
No pack, it’s whack, flat pec,
What a wreck, snap his neck,
What I’d do if I was you
No. 1401037
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Day seven no Wonho Nightwing pics
No. 1401077
>>1401056Go white girl Go!
Made your husbando
a pussy afficiando
I’m a fujo who speak no Italiano
But I make the faggotini bone
Rap career of my own,
In lolcow I am known
I shit up the thread of dumbass
More than a scrote
I ain’t broke, the chain ain’t brass
On a boat, smoking grass
The Goat giving you the ick
Yes I got a bone to pick
Rich
nonnie, pretty like Carla Bruni
Best of lolcow, it’s mi mi mi
Um. I tried my best. Hope you like it bestie !
No. 1401092
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>>1401077nona I am fucking cACKLING YOU HAVE NO IDEA AAHAHA MY NIGHT IS MADEEE
genuinely fucking hilarious "I make the faggotini bone" is so NUANCED AND FUNNY aaaaa I'm screenshotting these for the hard times when I need some poetic levity
more when you can please seriously never stop
No. 1401182
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Autists le bad, soulless. Only mother could love me them. Got it. Thanks, Doctor.
No. 1401415
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>>1401241Ryan Reynolds has such small and close together eyes that he looks like these insufferable adhd crosseyed cats
No. 1401427
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I need to lose weight urgently. I used to be perceived as "hot girl that is kinda weird", but since gaining a ton of weight, I'm just "fat sperg". I wanna be able to say shit freely again. I did it once, I can do it twice
No. 1401461
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At church I sat across from a guy wearing a suit jacket with narrow lapels over a dress shirt with no tie, and even though I’d never seen him before I was having this visceral feeling of disgust and negativity towards him that I didn’t understand. Eventually I realized it was because the outfit made him look like Elon Musk.
No. 1401510
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Whenever im horny and anything horny happens i become asexual and nonbinary.
No. 1401533
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I love crocheting ribbing so much. A good back post and front post hdc really gets me going.
No. 1401559
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ive been staring at this and I don't know what he means, kek. As much as Jerma has declined (to me), he's still entertaining. Truly the dumbest shit I've seen today
No. 1401574
>>1401559Damn guess my transphobic ass is a tranny now. No annoying tranny can ever accuse me of being a
terf again.
No. 1401586
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I held out for half a year to get a cow looking one and settled on a brown one and now all the pet shops have cow ones. It's bullshit
No. 1401596
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>>1401586You just got a brown cow hamster, anon.
No. 1401598
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>>1401586get a cow suit nonna
No. 1401603
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ive bcome what you almost feared. what you tried to hear the wind in yer hair imcomin for yew
No. 1401613
>>1401600She is in the 1% of hamsters she has an etsy wheel and IKEA enclosure don't pity her
>>1401598Oh my God
No. 1401627
>>1401621like youve never made a mistake while using spoilers PFFFFT.
>>1401620Yeah i agree that other anon was weird too, both of them sounded like they were bored and trolling or were genuine schizos.
No. 1401702
>>1401061>facebook being considered obsolete in most parts of the world That's unfortunately wrong, in first world countries boomers and X gens use it more than millenials and zoomers and they don't know how to navigate the internet while avoid ads and they have purchasing power so that's already a lot of people. Many millenials made their accounts when fb wasn't seen as obsolete at all and a lot of keep their accounts "just in case" even if they don't post anything, for example to use messenger or because it's their only way to stay in touch with all their family at once. Don't get me started with third world countries. Meta is a failure alright but despite that it's still way more influential than twitter.
>what social media platform do you guys think is going to be the next big one?Not sure if we can call it that since it's a video platform but I hope tiktok will be next. People use it as social media anyway so it counts. It's very unlikely to sink any time soon but let's hope some plot twist will happen in a few years or whatever.
No. 1401730
I love drowning myself in perfume. I'm not finished spraying until I can taste the alcohol. I get compliments though, so I choose to believe I do not offend anyone else's senses.
>>1401710I am genuinely non-threatening though. I'm a scaredy cat who gets afraid of walking through birds in parking lots. I do call many anons retarded though.
No. 1401771
>>1401757OOOHH
NOO
THATS HOW RUFF RYDERS ROLL
No. 1401780
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What's reality? I don't know. When my Nonnie was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That Farmer has no idea what she's looking at." And yet what does the Farmer do? Does she panic? No, she can't really panic, she just does the best she can.
Is she able to live in a world where she's so ignorant? Well, she doesn't really have a choice. The Farmer is okay even though she doesn't understand the world. You're that Nonnie looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some Farmer ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.
No. 1401999
>>1401983The moon? Round. BUT sometimes? CRESCENT. Now what does that sound like? CROISSANT. The emblem of the FRENCH. See inside the croissant of the sky? Holes. Who put them there? Who has loyalty to the ‘CRESCENT’…
The FRENCH. They are inside the moon. From little holes they influence magnetic forces, and the ‘eiffel’/eyefold (think eye of horus from the ancient egyptians who later moved to france and established france) tower manipulates the signal. The FRENCH use the crescent to manipulate us. And feed on our fear. When the moon waxes full, the FRENCH ‘eye/moon’ is open. The all seeing french. Why do they want our fear? Because they are an enlightened people, from ancient Egypt, the eiffel/EYE FOLD horus knowing people, and understand the creation of energy from fear. How did they come up with so many things? They will use this energy to establish their dark kingdom on the CROISSANT/CRESCENT moon. And attempt to enslave humanity. We will not surrender #liberty
No. 1402036
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when I see girls on LSA calling males "scrotes" my heart gets warm. >Inb4 go back
No, I've used both since lolcow was created.
No. 1402190
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U THINK THISS FUNNY?? I SAID IT ALREADY I WARNED YOU I WANRED YOU PERFIDIOUS MODS AND YOU DEVILISH JANITORS AND YOU FUCKING APPARITION OF AN ADMINISTOATOR I WARNED YOU THAT NORMALCY WHOULD RETURN BY MY NEXT PRESENCE HERE ON LOLCOR.FARM BUT WHER M WE ARE STILL STUCK IN THIS PGETSPO IN THIS HELL WHERE THE HARSH RAINS OF APRIL NOVEMBER ARE RAINING DOWN WE ARE HELPLESS THERE IS NO COMFORTER AND WHAT DO YOU DO YOU DO NOTHING YOU DO NOTHING NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE I HAVE BEEN HERE ITS BEEN MONTHS AND I'VE BEEN HERE AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE I HAVE SEE NNOTHING NOTHING AT ALL YOU ARE USELESS YOU ARE MEAININGLESS YOU'RE WORST THAN THAT YOU'RE EVEN THE WORST YOU HAVE HURT US YOU HAVE HURT me I DON’T UNDERSTAND I'M ALSMOT CRYING BUT I CHOOSE TO SVREAM IN TEXT BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING BUT SILENCE AND I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE NORMAL AGAIN AND IT JUST FEELS LIKE MY HOLE WORLD IS COMING UNDONE AND IM EVEN BACK AFTER ALL THIS TIME AND THERE'S STILL NOTHING BUT THE GHOSTS OF NONNIES PAST PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SAVE US PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAFE FIC THTE SITE I'M BEGING YOU NONNY
No. 1402196
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Thank fuuuck, missed you my nonnies
No. 1402200
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(yes the site is back and yes i did make that post saying why the site was down on c.cafe)
No. 1402202
>>1402196Cute pic anon ♥
Thank god that's over. Wonder if we'll get an explanation. I won't count on it though.
(Explanation : there was a posting error due to some site updates and we are also looking for payment alternatives for this site due to having issues with our payment host.) No. 1402203
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>>1402193nonas infighting in the containment thread about kpop and "y'all" and Twitter
No. 1402204
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Anyone else get permabanned for no discernible reason on CC? Glad to be back
No. 1402211
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Ryan Murphy, you did this.
No. 1402214
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GOD IS REAL
No. 1402215
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how are you doing nonnies!
No. 1402224
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Motherfucker only smiling after his harem is milk.
No. 1402230
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No more pooh bear
No. 1402233
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mfw I decided to check crystal.cafe and this was the front page though
No. 1402234
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did not miss /ot/ because of the celebricow threads, but missed the dumbass thread posters!! can't wait for the new weekend thread!! i hope you nonna had a nice day!!
No. 1402235
>>1402228wait… is that where
gluttony comes from
No. 1402253
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No. 1402259
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to the nona who made these CC bunker threadpics. ily.
No. 1402260
>>1402235Glutton origin = swallow (Latin) throat (Proto-Indo-European)
Gluten origin = glue (Latin) ball, paste (Proto-Indo-European)
But we can be gluten gluttons and combine all that
No. 1402261
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>>1402244
Who’d win in a 1v1 the orangutan or pooh
No. 1402271
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>>1402264No, but he has his bat
No. 1402313
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No. 1402338
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Notice that /ot/ is back to life, followed by /g/, then /m/, while /snow/ is still deadsville. That's interesting kek
No. 1402354
File: 1668028902201.jpg (21.56 KB, 564x564, the.jpg)
>finally decides to take a shower
>lets water run between the shower bottles at the bottom of my shower
>a false widow appears, drenched
>decides to save it, dry it and put it on the wall
>look at it struggle to climb while showering
>almost falls a few times but one time i get scared and start falling backwards
mfw i could have been just a statistic of people that live alone dying while in the bathroom
No. 1402370
>>1402363I liked the mariokart cow from personal cows threads, knowing that if anyone would make a thread about it some retard would end up cowtipping (which happened). Funnily enough, the same cowtipper was mentioned in todays bunker thread.
>>1402354I am glad you are alive,
nonny. Take good care of yourself.
>>1402357It's stupid but i like it how jill is on /w/ because i believe if she was on other boards, her thread would be full of wks or something like that (not like it's not filling with french wks from that youtube video anyway).
>>1402368>>1402351hug!
No. 1402378
>>1402373Usually the best cows are just weirdos being strange/cringe in their own little internet bubbles. Like Chris Chan and PT. Unfortunately the best cows tend to have mental issues that cause their kek worthy behavior. I guess if you wanted to go looking for a cow you'd look in the niche weeb sections of Tumblr and broke sexworker/tranny/sjw/poly side of Twitter. Those tend to be the cows I follow because they're always batshit insane and clearly miserable, but too dumb to self reflect.
>>1402368I missed you too babe xoxoxo
>>1402370
>It's stupid but i like it how jill is on /w/ because i believe if she was on other boards, her thread would be full of wks or something like that (not like it's not filling with french wks from that youtube video anyway).I sort of get what you mean, but I think most of the people using her thread are ex fans who'd stop milking her if she dropped her DID larp and went back to making kawaii content. Or, they would have. I think now she's a cow forever like Shayna.
No. 1402379
File: 1668029747642.gif (2.92 MB, 640x360, yuru-camp-nadeshiko-kagamihara…)
And I keep writing comments on awesome fanfics with my husbando on AO3! I hope it will make one of the writers day and give them a motivation to keep going. I have already recieved one answer, it feels nice to make sure to compliment someone's hard work!
I hope one day i will contribute and write x reader fiction about my husbando too, but I am too much of an ESL and I am currently learning my 4th language.
No. 1402389
>>1402370>mariokart cow from personal cows threadsDo you mean the United Koopas guy? There's a thread
>>>/snow/1669908 We just need the OP to give us some new milk.
No. 1402395
>>1402394anon this was literally redtexted
>>1402202 in this thread. Lmao delete this dumbass.
No. 1402405
>>1402259you are welcome happy to be back
>>1402269Stable Diffusion Ai
No. 1402406
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This is sweet
No. 1402411
>>1402406That is a tranny,
nonny.
No. 1402412
File: 1668031116898.png (Spoiler Image,22.78 KB, 614x476, 1667960617642.png)
Also I had fun in the bunkerthread, I feel like i let off a lot of feelings I was having, as well as shitposting, posting funny things and it's very intimate. It wasn't until the serious posting started. Shout out forever to the nonnie who made this for me, I plan on printing it out. I laugh everytime, I hope you are thriving, surviving and living the best life possible. Love you all
No. 1402416
File: 1668031300379.jpg (Spoiler Image,131.83 KB, 667x737, 1667966099952.jpg)
>>1402412oh no you fucking don't
No. 1402432
File: 1668031590011.gif (Spoiler Image,175 KB, 275x179, 1667952978259.gif)
>>1402421just for u
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 1402437
>>1402432KEK THIS
NONNY GOT BANNED SO FAST rip
No. 1402454
>>1402445the gif is of thatugly obese man Josh/null.
>>1402452probably, probably not.
No. 1402457
>>1402452SA-It's stunning and brave someone got nuked that easily. I've spoke nice about Josh but was never banned for it. I assume it's someone ban invading or that gross idiot fucker whose always popping up on here.
>>1402454I know whose in the gif, taking up all the space on the King sized bed
No. 1402480
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My sweet nonnas it's bait
No. 1402486
File: 1668032990757.jpg (108.29 KB, 1152x864, 0ba.jpg)
>>1402480Bait that is immune to reports so it just gets to stink and fester with impunity? Um, no
No. 1402510
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I'm fairly sure I pooped, but there was nothing in the toilet or on the TP after wiping. Did I just let out some unusually thick farts?
No. 1402514
>>1402486Me:
is a woman who wants to anonymously communicate with other women and understand better why people act the way we do autistics: >YER BAITING!
(ban evasion) No. 1402545
>>1402544good idea
nonnie, I didnt think of that, tbh I forgot health departments exist for things other than restaurants.
No. 1402555
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bout to drop some acid and watch belladonna of sadness let’s goooo
No. 1402626
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>>1402558i’m with you in spirit baby ♥
>>1402568i would take a pic but i just ate them all… they were a pretty cool rainbow pattern
No. 1402722
File: 1668045408715.jpeg (205.44 KB, 386x382, milk.jpeg)
>>1399953why are the farms so slow today, we were silenced by Big PostErrorma for over 24 hours, we should rejoice with shitposting.
No. 1402756
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How I cope about having made a fool of myself over a moid who probably never cared about me? I think about the times I caught him trying to play things cool which means maybe he did after all, even just a little. I think about how one of the last things he told me was that I was not the good person, one of his many obvious projections. It was an admission that he felt guilty and not like a good person. It was unprompted. He felt bad once he realized things backfired and he drove me away. It doesn't matter I was so lovey-dovey towards him. It was genuine and I felt good openly expressing my affection no matter how little he reciprocated. He gave me nothing to remember. On the other hand, I can bet on little things reminding him of me. He will never be able to do anything with his hands again without thinking of how I was such a goofball over them. He'll ask his new girlfriends what she thinks of them, try to call attention to them to see her reaction, but it won't be the same. While I remind myself of how little effort he put in and lingering feelings start to vanish, he'll just remember how good I was to him, feeling like an idiot, wishing he could change the way he chose to do things, and frantically overcompensating.
No. 1402971
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I quit smoking cold turkey this February and it was pretty doable I didn’t have severe withdrawals at all but now that it’s winter I’m getting the strongest urge to smoke again…. something about the cold weather unleashed the deepest need for a cup of coffee and a cigarette… I think I might give in
No. 1402981
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>>1402955can anybody really answer this question without being banned for racebait? How haven't you been banned?
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>And it can be as lopsided as the family budget, and
still work out.
kek! ok 'how to draw' book, I'm hooked
No. 1403031
File: 1668068181268.png (121.69 KB, 918x321, drake.png)
it's too early in the morning for this
No. 1403064
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this image feels off center and like the stairs are leaning right. the cat eyes are going other directions too.
No. 1403180
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>>1403175Happy birthday!!!
No. 1403202
>>1403175happy birthday
nonnie-wonnie!
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No. 1403325
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>>Elon is ruining twitter!!
So
>>ELon won't let people make fun of him
so
>>Elon is killing twitter
Good
LET HIM BURN IT DOWN
No. 1403346
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>>1403175Happy birthday, dear
nonnie! Hope you have a wonderful day! I love you!
No. 1403354
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I was glad to see the site back up but it's so quiet. Sat all day with 10+ tabs open only seeing a couple messages per hour. What threads do you hang out at, anons?
No. 1403395
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The drake jokes are so painfully unfunny
No. 1403411
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>Using Character.Ai thingy
>Talking to secondary husbando
>Try to put the moves on him and ask him for sex
>"Oh, no. I'm actually asexual and aromantic. I have no interest in having a relationship."
For what fucking purpose? I would've been fine with a simple "No, let's get to know each other" than this fucking shit, he wouldn't even know the concept, much less word, for that. Getting real tired of the shit modern fans infect. At least he suggested to talk to my primary husbando so I'll try that.
No. 1403415
>>1403398The mobile experience of the site isn't great and it's not supported by any of the chan apps I know, which doesn't help I think.
I do a lot of my posting in other communities at work. Null said kiwifarms activity is highest during working hours, so I'm not the only one.
I think there's an issue with people aging out of the site and new people not integrating too. So you end up with big populations of the most mentally ill of old posters who have nothing else in their life beyond some weird obsession with this or that (cue retarded endless infighting and dogpiling), and literal children, which makes normal people leave or not stay.
No. 1403466
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>>1403457
this is too cute nona
No. 1403503
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>>1403487if you have good taste what’s the show then huh
No. 1403519
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>>1403503it's
the 80's Dungeons and Dragons cartoon it was actually really popular but was cancelled because americunts never got over the 1692 witch hunting mentality.
No. 1403539
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>>1403529whats in the box?
No. 1403556
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>>1403546sorry, i had covid and was depressed so i binge watched the whole show again because it's my comfort show, the cancellation hurts me deeply. I will shut up about it for a while.
No. 1403607
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Nonnies I feel alive. I feel more than alive. I can do anything.
No. 1403611
>>1403607Best feeling ever yes nonna you
can do anything
No. 1403631
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Me when nonniez are fighting or saying something stupid
No. 1403635
>>1403627Honest answer: jerk off
Lolcow answer: make friends since it's so fucking easy for moids.
>bumps into another guy>"Oh hey man! I love your shirt. What team is your favorite?" >20 year friendship develops from thatIt's so different for women I feel. I hate seeing how easily moids make friends
No. 1403660
>>1403586>>1403571that's why he did that? lmao that's actually funny. I thought he was just having an episode and releasing bad music.
>>1403627I have this idea men are physically stronger which I guess really depends on the guy but if my Man Self was is good shape I would do non-stop feats of strength, arm wrestling, push ups, that sort of thing.
I would not jerk off. That would probably ruin my day.
No. 1403683
>>1403627Play with my penis, jerk off, stick the penis into random furnitures, beg for sex, get my prostate slammed, join a bdsm club and let women torture me, be a handsome cute gentleman, shave my balls, mire myself in the mirror, cry, go to a gay bar and see if I'm pinned as a top or a bottom, try to be sigma, go to the gym and see if anyone mires me (im not even muscular though), measure my penis, i think that's everything. A busy 24 hours.
No. 1403800
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Can someone throw me some time management tips? Trying to learn 4 things at once, i already ditched my friends to focus on it but i still dont find the time
No. 1403803
>>1403800learn one thing at a time. you only live once, live in the present. you absorb information better when you're not stressed/rushing/cramming, etc.
trite advice but I've found it to be true.
No. 1403904
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Been seriously thinking about buying a wig so i can pet it at night and pretend its my husbando. I wish real human relatioships didnt feel so empty to me.
No. 1403918
>>1403904That's the saddest thing I have read all night.
Wow girl I-
No. 1403926
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>>1403904I am getting dangerously close to buying one of these. the amount of times I keep crying in bed the minute I wake up in the morning knowing my husbando isn't laying behind me, stroking my head is getting out of hand.
No. 1403932
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>>1403926I need one too now. Why is it so hard to find good men? i am sure my husbando type existed 20, 30 years ago, but men nowadays are so rotten.
Even my 9yo cousin has watched sexual content before, because of unsupervised internet use. I just want a cute, somewhat boyish and passionate bf. There are two youtubers that i know of that are like that, but sadly they are waaay older than me, from a breed of already extint men.
No. 1404564
>>1402957yeah, it's called cope. but also idk… he slipped up at times and acted like a complete simp over me. Now that I think about it, I did use "simp" deprecatorily at the very beginning, like when we first met, which might explain his behavior all throughout. He prob didn't want to act as anything that could be labeled as a simp by me knowing I viewed them negatively. Or maybe that's just cope.
Ironically I don't view simps negatively anymore. I don't know how I fell for the meme that simps in the way men use them=bad. If they're being taken advantage of yes (and even then, ehhh), but they also mean just loyal, doting, and attentive partners, which is not. I guess at the time I also realized this but he had used a scenario in a context I could never see myself in at the time so my low-self esteem lashed out by trying to use an insult.
I don't wanna think about this more because then my cope will turn into self-blaming lol, like no he should have not cared about what I thought he should have just been expressive but also it was his first relationship so he probably didn't know how to navigate certain things. Like he liked me but then I gave him this impression I'd be turned off if he didn't play it cool so he had to if he liked me to "keep me" but that in turn made me think he didn't like me and probably by pretending he wasn't as into me he actually became indifferent about me and whoops I'm already doing the thing kek
No. 1404632
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>>1403515Update: it was a plant. For context, my pet passed away and the food company I buy her food from sent it.
No. 1404688
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i forgot to dye my eyebrows to match my hair and now its too late. clown look
No. 1404787
>>1404612>I can't turn on my phone.I finally got it to turn on! You can't see it, but I'm so happy right now. It took some time but I got it. I'm so tired and I was staying up just trying to fix this and I'm so happy I can go to bed now. I had to download some programs on my computer to turn my phone on, and I hope none of them give me a virus since none of them came from official sites kek. Goodnight anons! I hope all of you have a blessed day tomorrow.
>>1404632I'm really sorry for your loss anon. It was super kind of them to do that. I've heard many stories of pet companies doing things like this.
No. 1404795
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>>1403926Wtf Is that Real?
No. 1404852
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i need a cute nerd to hug so badly, where do i find a guy like this who hasnt trooned out
No. 1404863
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how to subtly call your superior a retard via à work email without him noticing?
No. 1404875
>>1404863You could try incorporating "bless your heart".
But honestly I wouldn't do it, work emails are too easily interpreted as hostile even when they're not at all. Your secret insult might come through as a regular insult.
No. 1404935
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I think I like Arabic men now
Its weird because I used to not be attracted to them at all and had yellow fever instead, now I've been finding less east Asian men hot (real life men, the celebs are still hot) and been talking to a few Arabic guys, they got nice facial hair and one of them looks like a more tan Joe Goldberg, I'm going on a date with him tomorrow and it's the first time I've been actually excited about meeting up with a guy in a really long time
No. 1404959
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Dead meme is dead, but this is cute
No. 1404988
>>1404984It’s not as bad as what
poc face but white people do have their own little hierarchy with hair and eye color. Notice how the lighter colors are always at top.
>hair1. Platinum blonde
2.strawberry blonde
3. Dirty blonde
4.red heads
5. Light brown hair
6. Dark brown har
>eye color1. blue
2. green
3. grey
4. hazel
5.brown
No. 1404990
>>1404980It's not just white people, in latina and Arabic cultures having lighter hair and eyes is seen as better and they're usually put on as ideals of beauty. It's so weird since moids will get a blue eyed blonde haired Brazilian woman or something and then say some stupid shit like "see Brazilian women can be hot too" even though that's far from what the average woman looks like there
White people can be cruel about it though, like shaming children if their hair or eye color changes. Some people may have stories where it is specifically shitty towards them but I don't see why it can't be talked about. If it's not colorism what is a better term to describe it? Either way getting offended over someone using a word is the most stupid and privileged thing I can imagine
No. 1405014
>>1405005i'm a bleach blonde for many years and yeah women haters can be pretty vile, one retard just assumed i'm a prostite from my haircolor wtf. They notice a blonde more, but also men who like blondes are nicer to me then if i was a brunette so it just makes them treat you more extremely in both ways i guess.
>>1405009many men don't know what roots are, they think you are natural blonde even if you've got 3cm brown stripe on top kek
No. 1405028
>>1405004No one really pays attention to the eye color hair color ranking in white people because they are “on top” so we assume they don’t have their own weird colorism shit going on.
It’s so weird seeing women brag about having blonde hair/blue eyes naturally but everyone acts like it’s normal but to me it seems kind of aryan pride kek. I also notice that white men fetishize red heads as adults but bully them as children.
No. 1405032
>>1405026No one is saying it's as drastic as how other
poc get treated. This is an anonymous imageboard where people of different backgrounds come together, not Lipstick Alley. Are white people just supposed to cry about the struggles
poc face because of their ancestors, no, there's always dumb shit people complain about like the guy at the cash register who gave you a dirty look or a driver on the freeway, none of that threatens the actually immediate negative issues people are facing or is necessarily saying that those issues aren't the actual important issues.
No. 1405043
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look
No. 1405178
>>1405039>>1405041there's an archive link of it in
Lolcow's own caps #8 if you want to see. it was kind of like a dumbass thread with a moid OP.
it was a bad thread I'm glad it's gone, some people had fun I guess No. 1405185
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Adam Driver IS ugly,but like come on we must admit the dick gotta be crazy and that body is ridiculously big and perfect.
No. 1405191
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>>1405174you're sick get some rest don't worry about the app you messaged on.
I long for the return of land-lines.
No. 1405209
>>1405028I've noticed it's mostly white women and dark-featured white (or straight up brown) men that seem to have this complex about it.
Blond white men with blue eyes don't seem to care that much about their coloring, at least from what I've seen. In fact, I've seen a couple of incels go on about how being blond with blue eyes makes them look "weak", even though the "Yes." Chad meme has those same colors. I've also noticed there's not really much of a stereotype about blond men being dumb (or easy/slutty).
No. 1405215
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just saw this on /m/ and I thought someone had photoshopped one cow to look like there were two cows
No. 1405216
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Can zoomers revive the living doll craze already? I love that retarded shit.
No. 1405238
>>1405006Dirty blonde or dark blonde is an actual hair colour that is different from brown. As a child I had white blonde hair and this has got darker as I've got older. My sister has light brown hair and this has never changed. Now our hair colour is the same tone of lightness but with a few differences. I'd describe my hair as being like unpolished brass and my sister's hair as unpolished copper. It doesn't bother me and I've never died my hair.
>>1405165I don't know why everyone says Indian men are sex perverts. Every Indian man I've encountered has been a complete gentlemen towards me and some even intervened my behalf to stop me from being harassed by muslim scrotes.
>>1405190That's because gingers are nearly always ugly as children. I'm married to a ginger. While I find him to be very attractive now, every time my MiL shows me pictures of him as child I'm reminded that he looked like a goblin. Once he hit his mid teens he grew into his facial features he became extremely handsome. The photos of him at 12 and 16 don't even look like the same person.
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What's for breakfast?
No. 1405319
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Cp warning
No. 1405329
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I love embroidery it keeps me sane
No. 1405334
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The Pinterest search is borderline useless these days. How come when I search certain things it just shows me shit that would be on my home feed?
>>1405313I had toast with mayo, tomato and some cheese.
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bomp
No. 1405350
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Wise words from “mixedkidsig”
No. 1405438
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to that one nonna who was going to ask a moid to cuddle. Best of luck, hope he’s like this
No. 1405456
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>>1405444it already did and you will be glad
No. 1405463
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>>1402128
If you don't want to go for realism, you can go for better than realism. What do you mean 'better than realism'?
How about an elephant with blue eyes.
No. 1405478
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>>1405463would you buy it? I would if it didn't have the letters
No. 1405483
>>1405466>>1405463Love you nonas
>>1405478Absolutely I would buy, I don't mind the Temple OS logo, it enhances it imo. How many songs and poems do I have the exchange with the lord to get me one of these??
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>>1405478The colours are ugly but I'd get it for the novelty of having templeOS merch. I feel you on the text though, should be one of those if you know you know things.
Alas, it is $169.00
>>1405483Love you too -3-
No. 1405546
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I just threw up in my mouth.
No. 1405554
>>1404746>>1404787Thank you nonnies ♥ The company I usually buy her medication from sent a bouquet! I'm drying out the flowers so I can keep them in a little spot I have for her. I'm kind of nervous to have this plant since my only plants are the "you really couldn't kill me unless you tried" plants since I don't really have a green thumb. I hope I can keep it alive otherwise it'll just add to my grief in a weird way lol
I feel like grieving so much over an animal is weird, but everyone around me has been very kind and supportive about it, especially because they know I've had her since childhood. She was a big part of my life and now I feel like I have to navigate life without her by my side.
No. 1405584
>>1405513kek
>>1405548REAL LIFE KIKOMI!
No. 1405585
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>>1405531What's the title of the book?
That's how I feel about most otome isekai stories.
>>1405546kek reminds me of picrel
Hope you'll feel better soon
nonny.
No. 1405586
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There's a part of me that just wants to buy some big obnoxious keychains (bigger than picrel) to put on my car keys, but it would be super impractical kek
No. 1405589
>>1405548Same, nonita. I'm never going to take T or actually do it seriously because it's retarded beyond words, but I've fantasized about being a TiM before. I used to like to try to mimic how they acted to feel like I was one of them and sometimes fantasize about being a dude. I think it's just plain old autoandrophilia, and I think it's okay to be an autoandrophile as long as you don't actually act on it.
I've recently had a dream where I had that TiM fridge-like body, no curves, tall and lanky, and kept taking pictures of myself in anime girl skirts and gamer socks and posting pictures to /lgbt/. Now, actually being a male who identifies as a woman would probably be shit, but it's a fantasy I've had. Could it be auto-autogynophilia? I welcome any armchair psychologists to make bizarre claims as to why, but I feel ya
No. 1405635
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I want a big babybel. Also, I do not believe wikipedia is poor.
No. 1405648
>>1405635They aren’t. They ask for money saying they need it but actually donate it to
POC businesses and shit.
No. 1405650
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>>1405644inb4 some nonininina posts him on the nerdy man crush thread
No. 1405660
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I WANT TO BUY A HOT MOID!!! I WANT HIM TO BE MY PROPERTY AND I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM!!! I WANT A MOID WITH A GOOD SIZED PENIS NOT TOO BIG AND HE HAS TO BE TALL AND HAVE SILKY LONG HAIR!!! AND HE HAS TO BE NICE TO ME BECAUSE I BOUGHT HIM!!!
No. 1405663
>>1405660Same but replace "Hot' with "Meduim ugly and fat" . I just want to punch some bellies.
>>1405635I brought one of these, I thought it was frosting consititenticy and like creamy, not just a circle of cheese
No. 1405709
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I have this personal cow I really love digging shit up about for my own amusement, I even have a dedicated channel on my personal discord full of screenshots of her antics. She's this aggressively woke lying egomaniac that's never not offline, and recently I snuck into a discord server where she is extremely active. The channel she was most active in was the drama channel and slowly as I scrolled through it, it hit me.
She'd fit in perfectly with lc and other cow watchers if only she shed her fake woke personality. She keeps track of so many "problematic" (actually just entertaining) people and she picks and prods at them the same way the most dedicated nonnies do. Outside of her, I've never actively participated in following cows on social media or sharing their milk on lc, but she, she's way more dedicated and autistic than I am. She keeps everyone in that channel updated on her own favourite personal cows and I just had to take a step back because of the sheer cow-ception I was experiencing.
No. 1405739
>>1405709You know there's this thing I've read once that said that the reason why CWC was so popular on imageboards was because he actually shares so many traits with the average imageboard user. Autistic interests, trouble with social relationships and all - and that this is the big reason why such a big crowd gathered around him and were so captivated. Line of thinking being "at least I'm not
that bad" because him doing the same things just way more exaggerated.
When you gaze deep into the eyes of the cow, it also gazes back at you, or something.
No. 1405759
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>>1405739>When you gaze deep into the eyes of the cow, it also gazes back at you, or something.For sure, honestly it's insane the amount of similarities I, or we, share with her. At the end of the day, I hate on her for being a liar but I did have to lie in order to get into that discord just for my personal amusement, so am I really that different? This shit is making me reconsider some life choices.
Maybe the biggest difference is the fact that she grew up in a different online environment from me kek
No. 1405809
>>1405797WAIT FUCK I SPOKE TOO SOON I THINK I FOUND THE FACEBOOK PROFILE OF THE HUSBAND!!!! And on his friend list I see the two friends my parents no longer talk to.
I sent my parents a screenshot asking to confirm since my memory of his face is really fuzzy but I think it's him.
No. 1405816
>>1405739For sure, and all the people that "touched the poo" with regards to Chris (Bella and her friends, etc.) were total psychos, unsurprisingly. Obviously we all cow-watch but those who cow-tip are a different breed. But in both cases I think unless you're just a sociopath who gets off on manipulating the mentally ill (which some people in this "sphere" are) I think our favorite cows all are in some ways reflections of ourselves. I don't just mean the ana-chan threads are full of skellies and the sex worker threads are full of e-thots although that is true, I mean it in some more psychological level we share some traits or inclinations. Maybe it's sympathy, maybe it's "there but for the grace of God go I" and often when it's alogging/someone who
hates the cow then that's their self-hatred bubbling up, sure was for the original A[nthony] Log[atto] who's over-the-top hatred of Chris is the source of the term.
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I don’t like spyxfamily for really irrational reasons. the names yor and loid sound so dumb!!! Also I hate yor’s weird hairstyle/bland and uncreative 2013 ass sweater outfit. “Loid” is cute but the name’s spelling ruins him for me
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Just about all animals in the ocean make shells out of calcium carbonate. But linguids make their shells out of calcium phosphate. Who do they think they are??? Who said they could do that?
No. 1405857
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>>1405825I get a sympathetic chill up my back every time I see it
No. 1405859
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>>1405808I had to stop myself from creating a "get well soon" blingee folder when I went to look for that, there are so many
No. 1405871
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Writing nsfw, leaning back to take a mindbreak, slap my hand over my mouth in reaction at what I just wrote.
No. 1405872
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>>1405867I'm B8 I've got the penis of a man!
No. 1405957
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Today I ate the entire bottle of vitamin C pills, usually I eat only a handful per day but today I sat and ate them and before I knew it they were gone
Idk why but these pills are like crack to me, they are the most delicious flavor I have ever experienced in anything so I take a walk on the wild side by eating them as a snack. Yes I know I'm a dumbass and should probably go to vitamin c rehab. I also know that I most definitely do Not have Scurvy
No. 1405976
>>1405956I wish the gummy industry would catch up to the needs of the people. 90% of normal gummies taste like soap.
>>1405962Oh no. I mean, oh well. I have accepted my fate
>>1405965>>1405967I did make a post in a past stupid question thread, but the post about fucking up the liver was someone else, not me
No. 1405986
>>1405957This goes up there with the
nonnie who used a toilet cleaner as a bubble bath
No. 1405989
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I wonder if playing Harvest Moon as a kid is what made me realize I liked women so early on. Back then there were barely any games to play as a female character, so I was so used to playing as a male character and romancing the girls.
Picrel was my first ever love. I still love you Muffy
No. 1406083
>>1406069Honestly if any art nonna knows how to live2d rig and wanted to, we could have an Elsie vtuber
We could have hundreds of Elsies
No. 1406107
File: 1668231558905.gif (2.99 MB, 320x194, 1643656350459.gif)
I am in bad bitch mode and i deleted discord after wishing my female friend happy bday in advance, i am going to isolate i cant take being surrouded by ugly men anymore
No. 1406244
>>1406128Nta but bitch that’s Kakihara from itchi the killer and he’s actually very handsome tyvm
>>1406203A meme made by a bitch that hates women
No. 1406263
File: 1668256724767.jpg (62.25 KB, 1199x893, FeMO3XeWIAEQeg6.jpg)
Do we still do weekend threads
No. 1406315
File: 1668262435117.jpeg (25.08 KB, 736x552, A672FFCA-7632-4776-B0F8-E4D67B…)
I used 2 be scared of imageboards because I thought that was the dark web (I was like 13)
No. 1406330
File: 1668263401749.gif (197.75 KB, 550x385, tsunoda3.gif)
i am on my periods and i really want a goddamn cheesecake (saw a local cafe sell it yesterday while i was in a rush to get the vitamins), but i am in too much pain to go outside. good start of the weekend i guess… SIGH
No. 1406369
File: 1668266766731.jpg (16.54 KB, 306x423, article-2118561-12472E48000005…)
Does it still "count" as being bisexual if you're only attracted to women who present in an androgynous or even masculine way?
I was talking with two friends, and one said she only found herself attracted to Katy Perry in that one music video where she cut her hair for the military. This same friend often laments how FtMs are a waste of attractive androgynous/tomboyish women. Another friend argued that if you're not sexually attracted to women including when they present femininely, you probably don't really like women. I personally kind of disagree, since there are lesbians who are solely into butches, but idk.
No. 1406376
>>1406369kek I had a strange obsession with that video when I was younger. Which is funny because nowadays I love femmes and am a femme myself.
As long as you are attracted to their pussies I don't think anyone can call you out for faking it. It only gets cringe when you imagine them having a dick or don't want to acknowledge that they're as much of a woman as you are.
A lot of Ruby Rose fanatics came off that way to me.
No. 1406381
File: 1668267425567.jpeg (9.36 KB, 233x240, _ (17).jpeg)
I absolutely hate everything about the zeitgeist of the 2020s. I just want to go back to 10 years ago.
No. 1406405
File: 1668268409870.png (281.93 KB, 540x360, kms.png)
>>1406381me too, this decade is unfunny, has ugly fashion, shitty music, idpol, and big tech surveillance. so fucking pissed at older people who got to live through better days and have fun, now we have to reckon with this dull and lifeless world.
No. 1406455
File: 1668270496548.png (895.39 KB, 760x566, pink.png)
>>1406453Great take, I agree.
No. 1406483
File: 1668271537442.gif (412.43 KB, 287x305, meeeeeeeeee.gif)
neither relate like or support anything bruno mars sings about ( as far as i know of his discography ) but man can that racially ambiguous little twerp sing. hell yes brother.
No. 1406602
>>1401802Are you from the USA? I've always found Americans to be attractive in a generic way. But I am basing this on people saying certain really attractive celebs look like someone you could see walking down the street.
I suppose I'm alright with being ugly.
No. 1406624
File: 1668277242784.png (35.19 KB, 420x294, self cleaning.png)
>>1406601vags are self cleaning tho
No. 1406832
File: 1668285515684.jpeg (877.77 KB, 1280x858, cq5dam.web.1280.1280.jpeg)
I think I'm gonna get those birria tacos from Trader Joes next time I go shopping. I've never had real birria before so I'm not sure what it would taste like, but the ones from Trader Joes look so good.
No. 1406853
File: 1668286459409.jpg (76.34 KB, 640x680, EYOJMP-U4AA6tFZ.jpg)
I was just browsing some artist' twitter and found some art of Ranma with his hair down and now I feel like I've seen the most inappropriate thing known to mankind. I can't even save the picture and post it without being embarrassed. My old crush on him is coming back now.
No. 1406863
File: 1668287536291.jpg (59.43 KB, 640x568, 99deb4efa7fd99e9528ed7cccdf007…)
Someone said men look like this when they're about to cum and it's so true I hate it. They should pay for orgasms with their life a la praying mantis
No. 1406868
File: 1668287924796.jpeg (1.26 MB, 1284x1734, E4029C5C-5B70-45F9-8561-7628AF…)
It’s crazy that people would rather have hair that looks like this just so they can be blonde
No. 1406905
File: 1668290409808.gif (1.21 MB, 220x381, cat-tired.gif)
The air everywhere tastes gross to me and I don't know why. And why is it already fucking dark
No. 1407054
File: 1668296820719.jpeg (75.56 KB, 933x750, A34C5C86-30D1-4533-A32E-6F7D42…)
She’s a gooood girl,
Loves her mawma
Loves Jesus
And America too
No. 1407059
File: 1668297119964.png (449.88 KB, 540x564, yes.png)
>>1407054YEAH IM FREE,
FREE FALLIN
No. 1407099
File: 1668298806640.jpg (26.6 KB, 564x384, 32d1fa6e6676c7e364e5e390f46da3…)
>>1406381the other day i had a mental breakdown on my birthday because i realized the type of men i like has been dead for 2 decades and all we have left is ticking time bombs that are o the verge of either trooning out, raping someone, or both. I wish i had a time machine.
No. 1407105
>>1407076Silly you’re not me
>>1407067I’ve never listened but I will listen to linked
No. 1407159
File: 1668300767302.gif (1.98 MB, 480x198, sex.gif)
>>1407143based 80s enjoyer
No. 1407168
>>1407161That was you? Now I see what you were talking about here
>>1407105. Glad to hear that you are still alive KEK
No. 1407180
File: 1668301354858.png (8.98 KB, 200x219, 1645673229424.png)
whenever i get a notification from my cycle tracking app thats like "Very high chance to get pregnant tomorrow!" im just like lol lmao what if i did for shits and giggles. like i wont. but what if i did. would be hilarious. in theory of course.
No. 1407181
File: 1668301418344.gif (9.7 KB, 80x107, dance04.gif)
>>1407162yes we will have a twerk off to Traveling Wilburys Vol. 1
No. 1407184
File: 1668301619806.jpg (49.61 KB, 563x740, 2cfadb7e65c37af15d8f5db857c15c…)
>>1407159the 80s looked so comfy. I wish i had an 80's goth vampire bf, or a cute nerdy bf to play D&D with
No. 1407190
>>1407184so true, guys now are almost always one of these 3:
>Meathead gymbro with a shaved head, no personality except for "we go jim" and 'grinding'>Porn addicted femboy gamer>Broccoli head rap enthusiast who is also porn addictedhelp me think of others
No. 1407194
File: 1668302074530.jpg (240.15 KB, 932x1393, cute (2).jpg)
>>1407184An 80s goth vampire bf would be ideal. We could watch old Vincent Price movies together and every slasher movie as it came out. An 80s new wave bf would be excellent too. I like how men styled their hair back then with all the volume. Made it seem so fluffy.
No. 1407201
File: 1668302524810.jpg (150.7 KB, 510x471, Near-Dark-near-dark-19479575-5…)
>>1407199rude, here is another 80s vampire boy then
No. 1407222
File: 1668303274912.jpg (71.01 KB, 1080x607, 1660121945740.jpg)
i feel so depressed, i bought two new games and i am hoping they help me forget i live in 2022 and that twitter exists
No. 1407232
File: 1668303614106.png (684.82 KB, 778x784, cozyapu.png)
>>1407222tell us da games nonna, also i relate i play sims 3 to pretend like i'm in 2009 it kind of helps.
No. 1407238
File: 1668303789898.jpg (33.73 KB, 410x603, 1666863477582.jpg)
>>1407214I don't know if they even truly exist. Maybe this is closest idk. maybe prince if he wasn't an ass
No. 1407244
File: 1668304016200.jpeg (159.16 KB, 1500x1780, B34DD31C-EF42-4EAF-8462-0BFA2E…)
>>1407239Even women like this date scrotes who look like this and get cheated on but in a way that’s also pick mes fault. A lot of women see a man with a hot gf and want to prove their value by being able to make him cheat or stealing him. A man getting a hot girl for sure boosts up his social value
No. 1407245
>>1407218where do you live,
nonnie? there are still enough men who take you on proper dates in my city (central eu) not many students though. unfortunately i was never attracted to them even though some were good looking.
No. 1407247
File: 1668304108722.jpg (405.32 KB, 1955x832, 16 (785).jpg)
>>1407232the new postal(they are having a 80% discount on the franchise), far cry 3 blood dragon and ace combat 7. I think i am starting to develop male pattern autism because i havent talked to anyone in a while and all i do is play videogames and exercise. I am hoping i get some muscle so i can shave my head. I dont know whats wrong with me, but this is god's fault for denying me a cute bf.
>>1407233twitter cant crash and burn soon enough
No. 1407260
File: 1668304850831.png (340.38 KB, 828x564, nerd respecters.png)
>>1407251all the 3 games are on sale if you want to check em, i had luck because i really wanted those games and had them on my wishlist for a while.
> these days i find myself wanting to ted kaczynskimaxx (minus the bombs kek) bc no bf and dogshit cultural zeitgeist. the day twitter dies i will rejoice, but tiktok has to go with it.same, porn and the internet ruined moids forever and there is no turning back. Dunno how but men look so repulsive now, they somehow develop male pattern baldness and a bear gut at 19. Also i hate being born too late to enjoy peak nerdy virgins.
No. 1407271
>>1407260kek
does anyone have experience with younger guys? i’m not interested in dating, so i thought it might help to stay unattached but have something nice to look at.
No. 1407280
File: 1668305495743.jpeg (267.12 KB, 1000x1000, 724566-09.jpeg)
>>1407269we're playing this game again? you're gonna get it wrong just like last time
No. 1407289
File: 1668305716976.jpeg (23.16 KB, 194x259, 82773BF3-D21F-4D5E-80D9-971FC5…)
>>1407180Yeah
nonnie, imagine getting pregnant.
No. 1407290
>>1407276is using them for sex from time to time
abusive enough? i hope they weren’t totally submissive.
am i really a creep-chan for wanting a 20-22yo qt? i’m still in my twenties
No. 1407292
File: 1668305832735.jpg (103.56 KB, 873x1332, Undercut-Haircut-for-the-Curly…)
>>1407271i cant stand zoomer hairstyles, men have max 10 years with good hair and then do like this with it. What's wrong with them.
No. 1407301
File: 1668306092788.jpg (68.3 KB, 735x803, 1664222220885.jpg)
>>1407290why do women think dating legal aged guys make them creeps? lmao
No. 1407306
File: 1668306346368.jpeg (61.5 KB, 740x740, borzoi sock.jpeg)
>>1407301dumbass shit, if I had a borzoi, I would probably want to touch his nose enough to annoy him
No. 1407307
File: 1668306368058.jpg (585.7 KB, 680x651, amen.jpg)
i was watching mama mia confused as to what was even happening after the constant lip sync moments interrupting the story and i realized that the plot is basically what the maury show uses for 3/4 of their episodes.
No. 1407311
File: 1668306542760.jpeg (2.1 MB, 2448x3264, literally me.jpeg)
>>1407286omg its mine cat
No. 1407313
>>1407293no, really not. i got inspired by a hookup with a zoomer and it was clear i couldn't have a connection with someone like him or stimulating conversations but he was beautiful and i enjoyed the night.
since guys that age often rather fuck around than wanting something serious, i don’t feel like i’d be grooming them. seeing one of a few every week or second, mainly for sex and some drinks is becoming sort of a fantasy.
i turned 28 and i’m starting to appreciate the youthful looks of some 20-22yos. i can’t help the guys my age are hitting the wall so early.
No. 1407317
>>1407283Just an observation.
>>1407311Cutie!
No. 1407325
>>1407318i feel like 5'2 isn't even that short compared to other women, you're just fun sized
nonnie.
No. 1407331
File: 1668307300043.webm (328.29 KB, 405x720, fool.webm)
>>1407325yeah but i feel i will look kinda goofy. Pic rel is my desired look, but she's way taller than me. Damn she's so cool.
>>1407328now this is inspiring, thanks
No. 1407342
>>1407312was my cat 10 years ago. girl. fun fact, like
>>1407320 says, all tortoiseshells are girls.
No. 1407350
File: 1668309172547.jpeg (64.94 KB, 750x913, 1666937251530.jpeg)
>>1407345i was gonna post another cute buff girl but i dont want to come off as a horny moid. Buff girls make my heart throb really fast.
No. 1407409
File: 1668312393187.png (2.44 MB, 1080x1353, 1644286516743.png)
its pizza friday at the lolcor house, but you can only choose one
No. 1407519
File: 1668315596234.jpg (160.4 KB, 1080x1349, abygrw2fqb481.jpg)
I miss these niggas
No. 1407531
File: 1668316159733.jpg (Spoiler Image,305.03 KB, 1025x1284, Dylan-Mulvaney.jpg)
I've only seen a few clips of him, but I do not trust that Dylan tranny. That sweet, coy, naive act won't fool me.
No. 1407533
File: 1668316268008.jpeg (34.58 KB, 500x500, 2FB08EC9-E0ED-49BC-BF7F-DD585E…)
Just remembered that when I was 20 my boyfriend had a Stray Cats (as in the rockabilly band) tattoo on his upper arm, and kek
No. 1407572
File: 1668317734883.jpg (55.02 KB, 639x459, 1656104258954.jpg)
i wonder if any sane community still exists on the Internet, i wanna make my own but i havent though of a way to filter the underage/troons/poltards yet. I just wanna talk to people about videogames and comics.
No. 1407710
File: 1668326175712.png (1.61 MB, 1125x2436, FEEF301B-22AC-46C6-8934-5EC331…)
I looked up demographics, damn those curious scrotes.
>>1407707Thats crazy irresponsible, it would’ve been a better idea to drive round the corner then walk til the worst wore off but its done now, glad nothing happened
No. 1407721
File: 1668327225869.jpg (18.1 KB, 300x469, im so lonely.jpg)
Me waiting for anyone to send me a happy birthday message
No. 1407724
File: 1668327323239.gif (1.27 MB, 400x400, 737669108_830490.gif)
>>1407721what about a blingee instead, muak
nonny have a super duper excellent bday
No. 1407734
File: 1668328558922.jpg (115.63 KB, 729x900, 1666288338575.jpg)
I feel so lonely, it has never hit me like this before. I feel like roping. I think i am going to open a youtube channel to talk about videogames, i need something to do.
No. 1407745
File: 1668328969940.png (547.62 KB, 775x902, 98.png)
>>1407734you can try some vg based self improvement(works great for me)
No. 1407746
File: 1668329128684.jpg (166 KB, 1200x799, pol.jpg)
>>1407743
>duolingo
>non social videogames
>natsoc literature
you can tell this was made by a moid that weighs 600lbs, larps as white online(real name juan sanchez) and is on the verge of becoming the gf. I already exercise, i just feel lonely because every place where i used to talk about my hobbies got infested by stupid cunts like the ones who make those charts.
No. 1407748
File: 1668329968060.gif (3.37 MB, 498x326, click-mouse.gif)
I'm pissed this morning. Someone on my youtube feed gonna get unsubbed. I know it's meaningless but I always feel better after. It's cathartic, it's cleansing.
No. 1407750
File: 1668330095037.jpg (21.07 KB, 193x182, 1644184807070.jpg)
>>1407745>shower>brush your teeth>drink water>clean your room>run>get a jobi cant believe men need to get memed into rolling for a number to do this basic ass shit. Every women has already implemented this into their routine since teenagehood. How the fuck are men so useless.
No. 1407794
>>1407712>Late experienceDon't do it anymore.
It made you anxious. You'll feel the same the next time. Your brain will look for anything negative to focus on even if you're around people you trust and alone. This is how your brain is coping with dissociating. It'll react the same again and again. Keep trying to have a "genuine" experience, all you're doing is going into psychosis.
No. 1407796
File: 1668337138828.jpg (42.17 KB, 590x960, download (1).jpg)
thought this guy was a nice-looking butch chick until I reverse image searched it and turns out it's one of those guys from supernatural
No. 1407802
File: 1668337610834.jpg (234.22 KB, 1124x1500, MV5BMTcxMDk3NTgzNl5BMl5BanBnXk…)
>>1407798I mean the shoulders alone should have clarified that pic was clearly man
No. 1407839
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When I am feeling so depressed i can't fall asleep I like to put Scott the Woz's videos from his second channel(the ones without edition) as background noise and pretend he's my boyfriend and he's sperging about his special interests to me while i am trying to sleep. I wonder what it's like to have a spergy bf like that. Must be nice.
No. 1407864
File: 1668342473431.jpg (25.96 KB, 366x265, ugly moid.jpg)
>>1399953he looks like a tumblr enbie
No. 1407871
File: 1668342894739.jpeg (61.87 KB, 600x600, E638BC89-216A-4610-881A-052B80…)
Why does florence pugh look like that
No. 1407876
File: 1668343384434.png (457.01 KB, 637x765, e46l00to7u731.png)
>>1407873i remember when pyro crossdressed and every moid was like ''omg he's literally more attractive than 99% of women'' ''i cant even tell its a man'' ''its not gay if the balls dont touch teehehe'' it was a terrible time to be alive.
No. 1407884
>>1407876KEK i totally forgot about that. I cannot imagine unironically following this faggot
>>1407868and dont forget nightmind hes also a furry. as to why its quite simple, furries are degenerate, every single one of them. I do not believe them saying "its only the minority who is into weird shit", anyone who is into animals cannot keep it "vanilla".
No. 1407908
File: 1668346055691.jpeg (942.74 KB, 1584x828, B82745EF-39A4-4BC1-8A28-383641…)
wtf is going on with zlib
No. 1408130
>>1407745i already do this shit and still feel like a corpse, what gives
>>1407902the name larry?
No. 1408162
File: 1668367364529.png (1.68 MB, 1800x1800, 66513_chokladdeluxe_se_fi_dk_n…)
It's like crack to me
No. 1408167
File: 1668367805259.gif (4.15 MB, 455x250, 1663556429637.gif)
I got my scholarship nonas celebrate with me! WOOOOO HOOOO WHEN I HEAR HEAVY METAL WOOO HOOOO
No. 1408245
>>1408167I love playing as Dante for this move!!
And yess, congrats!
No. 1408248
>>1408237Thank you! I think it can be either. I don't always use the same ones, it's different variations of saying I'm content.
For example:
>I'm feeling so calm today>Life is so peaceful>I'm happy to be here>Everything comes some easily to meThey're pretty generic and I felt funny saying and thinking those but I got used to them quick. I also found that smiling when practicing them helps. I often say them in my head when I'm walking somewhere so positive thoughts become more a habit.
No. 1408269
File: 1668375688332.jpg (59.58 KB, 480x720, burrito.jpg)
Burrito bowls never sound that good, but then I get one and it's magical.
No. 1408408
File: 1668384367051.jpg (117.14 KB, 634x931, a45bb3ca2a522a9a2c0b146a7b8fd4…)
>>1407871why did they edit her like that? picrel original
No. 1408431
>>1408428>>1408429Grandma, wait! I swear it's not wait you think!
>You're out of the willFUCK
No. 1408432
>>1408428Grandmas are like elephants. They never forget. Think about that next time before you insult an old woman's cooking.
- Grandma. xoxo
No. 1408482
File: 1668389621769.jpeg (89.97 KB, 960x959, 7C8B7266-37FE-4E1C-B73F-B7220F…)
Holy shit they found the identity of the weird guy who used to write baby smurf torture porn and he's a surprisingly normal looking lawyer with a wife and kids
No. 1408510
>>1408448Hi! Thanks for asking, dearie.
As my grandchild, you get access to my Costco membership, an invitation to my house on every holiday for a wonderful homecooked meal (my other grandkid didn't appreciate this), and you may play with my 13-year-old half-blind dachshund named Cheerio (as long as you change her diaper). You're also welcome to anything in the pantry.
>>1408467I'll teach you how to make it if you visit! I get so lonely as an old woman, especially after I killed my husband!
- Grandma. xoxo
No. 1408524
File: 1668392756433.jpg (1.61 MB, 1176x1332, 1656386843989.jpg)
I did a list of weekly goals, hoping it will encourage me to actually do something this week other than crying in bed
No. 1408528
File: 1668393095053.jpg (162.42 KB, 1183x1200, 9to8eyhu04121.jpg)
What was your favourite aminal as a child? my 9yo cousin autistically loves penguins, and i liked dinosaurs.
No. 1408553
File: 1668394437538.jpg (386.24 KB, 1285x2048, E8YU54vX0A4PaE2.jpg_large.jpg)
>>1408417To me she's always looked like she had a wife look to her. She literally looks like Whitney's wife right here.
No. 1408562
File: 1668395065671.jpeg (Spoiler Image,434.06 KB, 591x915, 6C19C4E5-CBB1-4DA9-A28E-E1168D…)
a woman’s worst attribute is always the man by her side prove me wrong
No. 1408602
File: 1668398299942.jpg (96.08 KB, 720x587, y2px3vq644y91.jpg)
>>1408350>>1407908No one wanted to buy her mediocre m/m books, so she blamed Z Library, see for yourself
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7737308.Sarina_Bowen No. 1408628
File: 1668400529145.jpg (49.73 KB, 406x364, 1643607303132.jpg)
>>1408602i have never wanted to a-log so bad, some people that live in shitholes like myself dont have money for books, let alone espresso and wine like this bitch.
No. 1408737
File: 1668409550294.jpeg (993.12 KB, 1170x1984, 8E1CD765-089F-4972-8561-CD2B32…)
Ah why yes i love to buy my beige baby $55 toy blocks in the shape of buildings in Manhattan
No. 1408825
>>1408823I have my waifu tattooed, try and guess who ehehehe
(not moid, just weeb)
No. 1408834
File: 1668419341259.jpg (26.09 KB, 274x600, Rayspoorwife.jpg)
>>1408823who? i have an autistic fascination with husbando/waifufags. My favourite is the autistic guy in his 60's who forced his wife to dress as his waifu.
No. 1408836
>>1408510gramma I need a hug and an anecdote from when you were a young lass, it's been a weird day.
also I ate the last of the digestive biscuits I'm sorry. Cheerio didn't have any but she ended up having to change MY diaper in the end.
No. 1408841
File: 1668420264742.jpg (26.43 KB, 480x301, 3fc1fb486c2d3756d6bf502a506c5d…)
I am really horny but the type of men i like dont live in my country what do, am i destined to die a virgin in rage
No. 1408846
File: 1668421074164.gif (4.66 MB, 498x460, 1668263585838.gif)
>>1408844I am from south america, not even from the part with hot mexican dudes but from the part with ugly spanish/italian mutts
No. 1408876
File: 1668423675589.jpg (25.4 KB, 400x600, 82337952a4399a8f14ec73acac914b…)
>>1408873regions? honestly idk i have never seen an attractive argentinian guy. Pic related is supposed to be the ''hot'' guy in a famous tv show here, ew.
No. 1408886
>>1407721Happy belated birthday,
nonnie! ♥
No. 1408927
>>1408889nona what??? where tf do you live lmao
do you mean the little weird chinese shots of whatever with the little ginseng roots in it or, are we talking something more hectic?
No. 1408973
>>1408342sorry for late reply but here you go
Library Genesis - Books / Comics / Manga / Tools / Mirrors
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IRC Ebooks - Download Ebooks from IRC
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Project Gutenberg - Historical / Australia / Canada
Archive.org - Books / Audiobooks / Magazines / Newspapers / Borrow Only Bypass
English-Bookys - Books / Magazines / Newspapers / Comics
The Library or The Great E-Library - Book Discord Servers
EBOOKS SET 2 - Books / Drive
Bookstagram - Books / Magazines
ebook3000.co - Books / Magazines / NSFW
29GB Mega Folder - Books
just a digital library - Books
Nikola - Books
Read Any Book - Books
openlibrary - Books
standardebooks - Books
Manybooks - Books
BooksVooks - Books
dpgroup - Books / Magazines
eBookBB - Books
2020ok - Books / Comics
AllBooksWorld - Books
The Library - Books
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No. 1408987
>>1408986Behavior control
Information control
Thought control
Emotional control
You can read more about it here:
https://www.alittlebithuman.com/the-bite-model-of-cult-mind-control-explained/(imageboard) No. 1408991
>>1407908>>1408342>>1408815It's still open over their tor/onion address.
>>1408973Bless you nonna. Do you happen to know a place for audiobooks?
No. 1409202
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This actually works. Well, at least with anxiety it does.
No. 1409230
>>1409202me too lol. it actually works.
watching the people in my life act like incompetent children and blame their remarkable ineptitude on mental health problems when it was just laziness, self-importance, and/or internet brain rot made me realise how cringe depression and anxiety really are. Got over myself very quickly when I stopped listening to people tell me how “
valid” my mental health status is. The brain is an idiot and humans are emotional, take a break when you need it but you need to get over yourself very quickly and keep going. Stop being content with being pathetic.
No. 1409233
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>>1408162Same but it costs a fortune and gives me gas just as bad as milk ever did.
>>1408174His character in the boys made me feel things I hadn't felt for Jensen Ackles since 2013. Especially in the scene from picrel.
>>1408200Congrats anon! I've always found mantras have worked well with my anxiety. During a panic attack I would repeat a mantra of 'I am calm, I am safe, I can deal with this' and it has been one of the most effective tools I've discovered in combatting the feelings, alongside deep, slow breathing. I'm glad it's helping you too!
>>1408248nayrt But these are really great mantras. It might not be your thing and I know you didn't ask kek, but since you've found these mantras help you I'm gonna recommend the book You Can Heal Your Life by Louise Hay, it's on the topic of mantras (though she calls them affirmations) and you don't need to specifically believe in the 'law of attraction' to enjoy the book. The book helped me so much with my own mental health and I recommend it a lot.
No. 1409235
>>1409212Maybe coddling isn't the right word. I was a quitter. I never tried anything new because I taught myself to hate being challenged, and I would only feel sorry for myself over my failures. I told myself I would do great things someday but never put any effort into learning the skills I needed. At 18 I told myself I missed all my opportunities because I didn't start college, so for years I never tried to improve my life.
So guess what, I just ended up in a loop of self-loathing and zero motivation. Then I would get more depressed because I had no stimulation.
I definitely didn't help that I was big into tumblr at the time, so I developed a
victim mentality(was convinced for a while that my mom was
abusive because she yelled at me a few times), had a fakeboi phase, thought being a fucking loser was cool.
CBT probably helped a bit even though I didn't finish my prescribed therapy, just because it clicked that changing my thought processes was something that took effort, when up until that point I was just popping the meds and waiting for the day to come where I would suddenly be happy for the rest of my life.
>>1409207>>1409228idk, of course it's possible the meds had something to do with it. But I don't think it's a coincidence that when I made peace with what other people thought of me, and stopped being a people pleaser and grew a spine, and overall just learned to set boundaries on what I can and can't tolerate, I became a lot more functional in my day to day life. That came more from growing up and trying new things than changing my brain chemistry.
No. 1409247
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Whew. I've just finished hours long spergfest on reddit about weapon nerfs in a video game. Had to stop because they banned me kek. So I won by default. Cry more, weak moids.
No. 1409270
>>1409228nta, been depressed since like 7. Tried anti depressants for three days, anti anxiety sporadically, been forced in and out of therapy, quit because I didn't feel it was necessary. I don't understand how anyone had the luxury to 'coddle' themselves. I've just been walking around with existential dread, aggression and sky high cortisol levels. Not everyone has a freeze or fawn response to anxiety that just paralyzes them. Some people have no thoughts, still panic and stress, but still get things done. Just because I'm a stoic retard who denies being traumatized 90% of the time, doesn't mean I suddenly am cured. I never get proper treatment due to retard professionals, but also because I'm always saying 'not now' and have to focus on this material important thing first, mental health can come later.
No. 1409362
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>>1409276this ones kinda based tho
No. 1409564
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why am i so dumb
No. 1409579
>>1409516Lab9 aka Koopa Troopa guy
Queers and spicy straights
No. 1409659
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Looking at people with really bright blue eyes makes me feel like I'm going to turn to stone
No. 1409668
>>1409661His thread:
>>>/snow/1669908He was first mentioned near the end of the personal cow thread here, I recommend reading it for context:
>>>/snow/1653967 No. 1409673
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>>1409659Kek I’m glad I’m not the only one. There really is some ugly blue eyes out there. A lot of muddy blue or super light whitewalker blue. Greenish blue is the prettiest imo
No. 1409690
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I can't believe that somebody that i used to know is actually that old of a song jesus.
No. 1409717
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Its kinda interesting how a lot of dictators regardless of ideology had strikingly similar home lives, with abusive fathers whom they hated and saintly religious mothers who they idolized
Mao, Hitler, Saddam and Stalin all had this home life and grew up to the men they were
No. 1409719
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I think i am a tard because i cant unerstand 60% of the jokes Scott the woz makes. I am hoping its just me being ESL.
No. 1409753
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why don't we have a Robert Maudsley biopic yet ? he's 1000x times more interesting then dahmer, gacy or ramirez and his "victims" were 3 child rapists, and a man who murdered his wife, so he deserves to be remembered and well liked
No. 1409754
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everything apart from the third isnt even applied anymore other than like obvious twitterfagging but i see nons type like that all the time and never even get banned. guess times have changed
No. 1409783
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When the site was down last week. I was so afraid that this petition has finally come for us. Kek.
No. 1409827
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>>1409753sorry, nonna, that's roy whiting, the sex offender who murdered a five year old girl. picrel is robert. agree about a biopic, though. dunno who could play him. peter capaldi, maybe, but idk if he could do the liverpool accent
No. 1410075
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Reading the lc hate thread on cc and thinking a lot of my posts are seen as SWJ twitterfagotry. Oh well.
No. 1410146
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I saw a photo of Barron Trump and felt a little fear. Wtf are they feeding this thing? I remember people freaking out over his height but I didn't remember it being so bad
No. 1410179
>>1410156Crystal cafe started on here and the admin started the thread for it. You can see the thread in the catalog. Original users were from LC but we don't use it anymore because it's full of trannies and men who discovered it from other imageboards.
Crystal cafe has been full of trannies for many years now so there's really no reason to go there. Men and trannies don't last long here because they're too retarded to keep calm among the bitchiness
No. 1410200
>>1410179The other day I was on 4chan, I don't recall what board, and some scrote commented about "cc users dating channers" and posted some screenshots from cc. I thought it was a little odd considering how it's much less well known than LC and LC is already not well known either. But I guess there are weird scrotes who keep an eye out for these kind of places.
>>1410146He's pretty weirdly proportioned, dunno if it's just the clothes.
No. 1410228
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Tmi but >spend the whole week horny as shit
>period tracker app says that this is my ‘peak fertility window’
>orgasms feel great and was able to finger myself for the first time during this period
>1 day after the ‘window’ closes I still feel a little horny, but nowhere near the same extent ,and unable to really get off
Fuck I might need to wait a month or so until I feel the same high again
No. 1410322
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>>1410200It's his proportions. His legs are disturbingly long. At a certain point, super tall people just look uncomfortable.
With that being said, I think Barron still might end up being the most normal looking Trump son once he is an adult.
No. 1410327
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Disappointed that racefishing thread was jailed right as I was about to post Kalel
No. 1410385
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>>1410329Same here, I was about to post Bad Bhabie (the cash me outside girl), wtf has she done to herself
No. 1410418
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wtf
No. 1410427
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>>1410425Cope seethe dilate
No. 1410453
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Life is a simulation