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We made it to a hundred, nonnitas!
Previous dumb: >>>/ot/1388366
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I just realized that i have no memory of my previous birthdays because my mom always forced me to invite my family(whom i hate) and never had friends. This time i am going to change that, I will spend the day playing DOOM and watching Godzilla.
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He is my nerd husbando. Not because I am attracted to him, but because I survive uni thanks to him
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Hubba hubba he can jumpscare me with those titties wowza
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I just realized that since I eat meat again, I can also eat gummies and marshmallows. Brb, getting gummy worms.
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I just realized how obvious my typing style is, especially for the threads where I am a regular. I'm sorry, nonitas. I hope I'm not too annoying
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Wish we had a 3x3 thread, would love to know more about what anime/cartoons/comics, etc nonnas like. Here is my lame taste in american animation, half of them got cancelled kek.
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and here is the template if anyone wants to join
loves watching cartoons, you guys are so cute sometimes
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in my defense 4 of them are for adults
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I've been vegetarian since I was 12 but only for taste preference and not any kind of moral reasons, so I've always eaten gummies and marshmallows and stuff like that since it's nothing like meat. Could never give up peach jello for any reason though, shit is amazing
Spotted the triggered
celebricow poster kekk
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I am so tired of my favourite things always getting cancelled while crap like big mouth gets 5 seasons
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i keep reading this as terflet
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When I go to bed at night I still dream about Goro Akechi to go to sleep
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How can he compete with this? I mean at best the winking gif of Josh is cute but this is the man piping down his queen now. I'm about to really get into Chantal, I like how she does what she wants, fucks up her life but with a smile.
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not the garden peppers covered in pigeon shit. kekkkkk.
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That's just Jojo part 2
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lmao my mom told me she sharted today its killing me why did she need to tell me this? We have no boundaries when it comes to weird health stuff i love her
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>one chance at life
>born in the decade with the ugliest looking scrotes
why wasnt i born in the 80s nonnas…
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I feel bad about not wanting to talk or interact with anybody for really long periods of time (sometimes entire months) but it's genuinely something I would want. It feels like any form of small talk no matter how minimal is draining and tiring to me, think I might have ASPD to some extent but idk tbh
I know nothing about persona but I love this kind of image. I need more edits of this.>>1400256
You do know there's a western animation thread, right? Please bump it I wanna talk about cartoons but no one seems to care about that thread lately>>1400258
I found a website for this https://www.montagesphoto.com/montages/595
Ooh I have another one incoming
When you argue
Danny Elfman come get ‘em
Your Nigel looks constipated
Prostate not intact, busted by impact,
Hole of a faggot with maggot too
Post-wall by twenty two
No pack, it’s whack, flat pec,
What a wreck, snap his neck,
What I’d do if I was you
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Day seven no Wonho Nightwing pics
Go white girl Go!
Made your husbando
a pussy afficiando
I’m a fujo who speak no Italiano
But I make the faggotini bone
Rap career of my own,
In lolcow I am known
I shit up the thread of dumbass
More than a scrote
I ain’t broke, the chain ain’t brass
On a boat, smoking grass
The Goat giving you the ick
Yes I got a bone to pick
, pretty like Carla Bruni
Best of lolcow, it’s mi mi mi
Um. I tried my best. Hope you like it bestie !
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nona I am fucking cACKLING YOU HAVE NO IDEA AAHAHA MY NIGHT IS MADEEE
genuinely fucking hilarious "I make the faggotini bone" is so NUANCED AND FUNNY aaaaa I'm screenshotting these for the hard times when I need some poetic levity
more when you can please seriously never stop
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Autists le bad, soulless. Only mother could love
me them. Got it. Thanks, Doctor.
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Ryan Reynolds has such small and close together eyes that he looks like these insufferable adhd crosseyed cats
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I need to lose weight urgently. I used to be perceived as "hot girl that is kinda weird", but since gaining a ton of weight, I'm just "fat sperg". I wanna be able to say shit freely again. I did it once, I can do it twice
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At church I sat across from a guy wearing a suit jacket with narrow lapels over a dress shirt with no tie, and even though I’d never seen him before I was having this visceral feeling of disgust and negativity towards him that I didn’t understand. Eventually I realized it was because the outfit made him look like Elon Musk.
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Whenever im horny and anything horny happens i become asexual and nonbinary.
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I love crocheting ribbing so much. A good back post and front post hdc really gets me going.
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ive been staring at this and I don't know what he means, kek. As much as Jerma has declined (to me), he's still entertaining. Truly the dumbest shit I've seen today
Damn guess my transphobic ass is a tranny now. No annoying tranny can ever accuse me of being a terf
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I held out for half a year to get a cow looking one and settled on a brown one and now all the pet shops have cow ones. It's bullshit
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You just got a brown cow hamster, anon.
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get a cow suit nonna
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ive bcome what you almost feared. what you tried to hear the wind in yer hair imcomin for yew
She is in the 1% of hamsters she has an etsy wheel and IKEA enclosure don't pity her>>1401598
Oh my God
like youve never made a mistake while using spoilers PFFFFT.>>1401620
Yeah i agree that other anon was weird too, both of them sounded like they were bored and trolling or were genuine schizos.
>>1401061>facebook being considered obsolete in most parts of the world
That's unfortunately wrong, in first world countries boomers and X gens use it more than millenials and zoomers and they don't know how to navigate the internet while avoid ads and they have purchasing power so that's already a lot of people. Many millenials made their accounts when fb wasn't seen as obsolete at all and a lot of keep their accounts "just in case" even if they don't post anything, for example to use messenger or because it's their only way to stay in touch with all their family at once. Don't get me started with third world countries. Meta is a failure alright but despite that it's still way more influential than twitter.
>what social media platform do you guys think is going to be the next big one?
Not sure if we can call it that since it's a video platform but I hope tiktok will be next. People use it as social media anyway so it counts. It's very unlikely to sink any time soon but let's hope some plot twist will happen in a few years or whatever.
I love drowning myself in perfume. I'm not finished spraying until I can taste the alcohol. I get compliments though, so I choose to believe I do not offend anyone else's senses. >>1401710
I am genuinely non-threatening though. I'm a scaredy cat who gets afraid of walking through birds in parking lots. I do call many anons retarded though.
THATS HOW RUFF RYDERS ROLL
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What's reality? I don't know. When my Nonnie was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That Farmer has no idea what she's looking at." And yet what does the Farmer do? Does she panic? No, she can't really panic, she just does the best she can.
Is she able to live in a world where she's so ignorant? Well, she doesn't really have a choice. The Farmer is okay even though she doesn't understand the world. You're that Nonnie looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some Farmer ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.
The moon? Round. BUT sometimes? CRESCENT. Now what does that sound like? CROISSANT. The emblem of the FRENCH. See inside the croissant of the sky? Holes. Who put them there? Who has loyalty to the ‘CRESCENT’…
The FRENCH. They are inside the moon. From little holes they influence magnetic forces, and the ‘eiffel’/eyefold (think eye of horus from the ancient egyptians who later moved to france and established france) tower manipulates the signal. The FRENCH use the crescent to manipulate us. And feed on our fear. When the moon waxes full, the FRENCH ‘eye/moon’ is open. The all seeing french. Why do they want our fear? Because they are an enlightened people, from ancient Egypt, the eiffel/EYE FOLD horus knowing people, and understand the creation of energy from fear. How did they come up with so many things? They will use this energy to establish their dark kingdom on the CROISSANT/CRESCENT moon. And attempt to enslave humanity. We will not surrender #liberty
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when I see girls on LSA calling males "scrotes" my heart gets warm. >Inb4 go back
No, I've used both since lolcow was created.
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U THINK THISS FUNNY?? I SAID IT ALREADY I WARNED YOU I WANRED YOU PERFIDIOUS MODS AND YOU DEVILISH JANITORS AND YOU FUCKING APPARITION OF AN ADMINISTOATOR I WARNED YOU THAT NORMALCY WHOULD RETURN BY MY NEXT PRESENCE HERE ON LOLCOR.FARM BUT WHER M WE ARE STILL STUCK IN THIS PGETSPO IN THIS HELL WHERE THE HARSH RAINS OF APRIL NOVEMBER ARE RAINING DOWN WE ARE HELPLESS THERE IS NO COMFORTER AND WHAT DO YOU DO YOU DO NOTHING YOU DO NOTHING NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE I HAVE BEEN HERE ITS BEEN MONTHS AND I'VE BEEN HERE AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE I HAVE SEE NNOTHING NOTHING AT ALL YOU ARE USELESS YOU ARE MEAININGLESS YOU'RE WORST THAN THAT YOU'RE EVEN THE WORST YOU HAVE HURT US YOU HAVE HURT me I DON’T UNDERSTAND I'M ALSMOT CRYING BUT I CHOOSE TO SVREAM IN TEXT BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING BUT SILENCE AND I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE NORMAL AGAIN AND IT JUST FEELS LIKE MY HOLE WORLD IS COMING UNDONE AND IM EVEN BACK AFTER ALL THIS TIME AND THERE'S STILL NOTHING BUT THE GHOSTS OF NONNIES PAST PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SAVE US PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAFE FIC THTE SITE I'M BEGING YOU NONNY
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Thank fuuuck, missed you my nonnies
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(yes the site is back and yes i did make that post saying why the site was down on c.cafe)
Cute pic anon ♥
Thank god that's over. Wonder if we'll get an explanation. I won't count on it though.(Explanation : there was a posting error due to some site updates and we are also looking for payment alternatives for this site due to having issues with our payment host.)
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nonas infighting in the containment thread about kpop and "y'all" and Twitter
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Anyone else get permabanned for no discernible reason on CC? Glad to be back
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Ryan Murphy, you did this.
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GOD IS REAL
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how are you doing nonnies!
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Motherfucker only smiling after his harem is milk.
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No more pooh bear
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mfw I decided to check crystal.cafe and this was the front page though
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did not miss /ot/ because of the celebricow threads, but missed the dumbass thread posters!! can't wait for the new weekend thread!! i hope you nonna had a nice day!!
wait… is that where gluttony
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to the nona who made these CC bunker threadpics. ily.
Glutton origin = swallow (Latin) throat (Proto-Indo-European)
Gluten origin = glue (Latin) ball, paste (Proto-Indo-European)
But we can be gluten gluttons and combine all that
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Who’d win in a 1v1 the orangutan or pooh
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No, but he has his bat
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Notice that /ot/ is back to life, followed by /g/, then /m/, while /snow/ is still deadsville. That's interesting kek
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>finally decides to take a shower
>lets water run between the shower bottles at the bottom of my shower
>a false widow appears, drenched
>decides to save it, dry it and put it on the wall
>look at it struggle to climb while showering
>almost falls a few times but one time i get scared and start falling backwards
mfw i could have been just a statistic of people that live alone dying while in the bathroom
I liked the mariokart cow from personal cows threads, knowing that if anyone would make a thread about it some retard would end up cowtipping (which happened). Funnily enough, the same cowtipper was mentioned in todays bunker thread.>>1402354
I am glad you are alive, nonny
. Take good care of yourself.>>1402357
It's stupid but i like it how jill is on /w/ because i believe if she was on other boards, her thread would be full of wks or something like that (not like it's not filling with french wks from that youtube video anyway).>>1402368>>1402351
Usually the best cows are just weirdos being strange/cringe in their own little internet bubbles. Like Chris Chan and PT. Unfortunately the best cows tend to have mental issues that cause their kek worthy behavior. I guess if you wanted to go looking for a cow you'd look in the niche weeb sections of Tumblr and broke sexworker/tranny/sjw/poly side of Twitter. Those tend to be the cows I follow because they're always batshit insane and clearly miserable, but too dumb to self reflect. >>1402368
I missed you too babe xoxoxo>>1402370
>It's stupid but i like it how jill is on /w/ because i believe if she was on other boards, her thread would be full of wks or something like that (not like it's not filling with french wks from that youtube video anyway).
I sort of get what you mean, but I think most of the people using her thread are ex fans who'd stop milking her if she dropped her DID larp and went back to making kawaii content. Or, they would have. I think now she's a cow forever like Shayna.
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And I keep writing comments on awesome fanfics with my husbando on AO3! I hope it will make one of the writers day and give them a motivation to keep going. I have already recieved one answer, it feels nice to make sure to compliment someone's hard work!
I hope one day i will contribute and write x reader fiction about my husbando too, but I am too much of an ESL and I am currently learning my 4th language.
>>1402370>mariokart cow from personal cows threads
Do you mean the United Koopas guy? There's a thread >>>/snow/1669908
We just need the OP to give us some new milk.
anon this was literally redtexted >>1402202
in this thread. Lmao delete this dumbass.
you are welcome happy to be back>>1402269
Stable Diffusion Ai
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This is sweet
That is a tranny, nonny
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Also I had fun in the bunkerthread, I feel like i let off a lot of feelings I was having, as well as shitposting, posting funny things and it's very intimate. It wasn't until the serious posting started. Shout out forever to the nonnie who made this for me, I plan on printing it out. I laugh everytime, I hope you are thriving, surviving and living the best life possible. Love you all
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oh no you fucking don't
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just for u(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
KEK THIS NONNY
GOT BANNED SO FAST rip
the gif is of thatugly obese man Josh/null.>>1402452
probably, probably not.
SA-It's stunning and brave someone got nuked that easily. I've spoke nice about Josh but was never banned for it. I assume it's someone ban invading or that gross idiot fucker whose always popping up on here.>>1402454
I know whose in the gif, taking up all the space on the King sized bed
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My sweet nonnas it's bait
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Bait that is immune to reports so it just gets to stink and fester with impunity? Um, no
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I'm fairly sure I pooped, but there was nothing in the toilet or on the TP after wiping. Did I just let out some unusually thick farts?
Me: is a woman who wants to anonymously communicate with other women and understand better why people act the way we do
autistics: >YER BAITING!(ban evasion)
good idea nonnie
, I didnt think of that, tbh I forgot health departments exist for things other than restaurants.
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bout to drop some acid and watch belladonna of sadness let’s goooo
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i’m with you in spirit baby ♥>>1402568
i would take a pic but i just ate them all… they were a pretty cool rainbow pattern
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why are the farms so slow today, we were silenced by Big PostErrorma for over 24 hours, we should rejoice with shitposting.
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How I cope about having made a fool of myself over a moid who probably never cared about me? I think about the times I caught him trying to play things cool which means maybe he did after all, even just a little. I think about how one of the last things he told me was that I was not the good person, one of his many obvious projections. It was an admission that he felt guilty and not like a good person. It was unprompted. He felt bad once he realized things backfired and he drove me away. It doesn't matter I was so lovey-dovey towards him. It was genuine and I felt good openly expressing my affection no matter how little he reciprocated. He gave me nothing to remember. On the other hand, I can bet on little things reminding him of me. He will never be able to do anything with his hands again without thinking of how I was such a goofball over them. He'll ask his new girlfriends what she thinks of them, try to call attention to them to see her reaction, but it won't be the same. While I remind myself of how little effort he put in and lingering feelings start to vanish, he'll just remember how good I was to him, feeling like an idiot, wishing he could change the way he chose to do things, and frantically overcompensating.
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I quit smoking cold turkey this February and it was pretty doable I didn’t have severe withdrawals at all but now that it’s winter I’m getting the strongest urge to smoke again…. something about the cold weather unleashed the deepest need for a cup of coffee and a cigarette… I think I might give in
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can anybody really answer this question without being banned for racebait? How haven't you been banned?
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>And it can be as lopsided as the family budget, and
still work out.
kek! ok 'how to draw' book, I'm hooked
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it's too early in the morning for this
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this image feels off center and like the stairs are leaning right. the cat eyes are going other directions too.
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happy birthday nonnie
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>>Elon is ruining twitter!!
>>ELon won't let people make fun of him
>>Elon is killing twitter
LET HIM BURN IT DOWN
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Happy birthday, dear nonnie
! Hope you have a wonderful day! I love you!
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I was glad to see the site back up but it's so quiet. Sat all day with 10+ tabs open only seeing a couple messages per hour. What threads do you hang out at, anons?
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The drake jokes are so painfully unfunny
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>Using Character.Ai thingy
>Talking to secondary husbando
>Try to put the moves on him and ask him for sex
>"Oh, no. I'm actually asexual and aromantic. I have no interest in having a relationship."
For what fucking purpose? I would've been fine with a simple "No, let's get to know each other" than this fucking shit, he wouldn't even know the concept, much less word, for that. Getting real tired of the shit modern fans infect. At least he suggested to talk to my primary husbando so I'll try that.
The mobile experience of the site isn't great and it's not supported by any of the chan apps I know, which doesn't help I think.
I do a lot of my posting in other communities at work. Null said kiwifarms activity is highest during working hours, so I'm not the only one.
I think there's an issue with people aging out of the site and new people not integrating too. So you end up with big populations of the most mentally ill of old posters who have nothing else in their life beyond some weird obsession with this or that (cue retarded endless infighting and dogpiling), and literal children, which makes normal people leave or not stay.
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this is too cute nona
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if you have good taste what’s the show then huh
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it's the 80's Dungeons and Dragons cartoon
it was actually really popular but was cancelled because americunts never got over the 1692 witch hunting mentality.
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whats in the box?
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sorry, i had covid and was depressed so i binge watched the whole show again because it's my comfort show, the cancellation hurts me deeply. I will shut up about it for a while.
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Nonnies I feel alive. I feel more than alive. I can do anything.
Best feeling ever yes nonna you can
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Me when nonniez are fighting or saying something stupid
Honest answer: jerk off
Lolcow answer: make friends since it's so fucking easy for moids. >bumps into another guy>"Oh hey man! I love your shirt. What team is your favorite?" >20 year friendship develops from that
It's so different for women I feel. I hate seeing how easily moids make friends
that's why he did that? lmao that's actually funny. I thought he was just having an episode and releasing bad music.>>1403627
I have this idea men are physically stronger which I guess really depends on the guy but if my Man Self was is good shape I would do non-stop feats of strength, arm wrestling, push ups, that sort of thing.
I would not jerk off. That would probably ruin my day.
Play with my penis, jerk off, stick the penis into random furnitures, beg for sex, get my prostate slammed, join a bdsm club and let women torture me, be a handsome cute gentleman, shave my balls, mire myself in the mirror, cry, go to a gay bar and see if I'm pinned as a top or a bottom, try to be sigma, go to the gym and see if anyone mires me (im not even muscular though), measure my penis, i think that's everything. A busy 24 hours.
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Can someone throw me some time management tips? Trying to learn 4 things at once, i already ditched my friends to focus on it but i still dont find the time
learn one thing at a time. you only live once, live in the present. you absorb information better when you're not stressed/rushing/cramming, etc.
trite advice but I've found it to be true.
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Been seriously thinking about buying a wig so i can pet it at night and pretend its my husbando. I wish real human relatioships didnt feel so empty to me.
That's the saddest thing I have read all night.
Wow girl I-
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I am getting dangerously close to buying one of these. the amount of times I keep crying in bed the minute I wake up in the morning knowing my husbando isn't laying behind me, stroking my head is getting out of hand.
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I need one too now. Why is it so hard to find good men? i am sure my husbando type existed 20, 30 years ago, but men nowadays are so rotten.
Even my 9yo cousin has watched sexual content before, because of unsupervised internet use. I just want a cute, somewhat boyish and passionate bf. There are two youtubers that i know of that are like that, but sadly they are waaay older than me, from a breed of already extint men.
yeah, it's called cope. but also idk… he slipped up at times and acted like a complete simp over me. Now that I think about it, I did use "simp" deprecatorily at the very beginning, like when we first met, which might explain his behavior all throughout. He prob didn't want to act as anything that could be labeled as a simp by me knowing I viewed them negatively. Or maybe that's just cope.
Ironically I don't view simps negatively anymore. I don't know how I fell for the meme that simps in the way men use them=bad. If they're being taken advantage of yes (and even then, ehhh), but they also mean just loyal, doting, and attentive partners, which is not. I guess at the time I also realized this but he had used a scenario in a context I could never see myself in at the time so my low-self esteem lashed out by trying to use an insult.
I don't wanna think about this more because then my cope will turn into self-blaming lol, like no he should have not cared about what I thought he should have just been expressive but also it was his first relationship so he probably didn't know how to navigate certain things. Like he liked me but then I gave him this impression I'd be turned off if he didn't play it cool so he had to if he liked me to "keep me" but that in turn made me think he didn't like me and probably by pretending he wasn't as into me he actually became indifferent about me and whoops I'm already doing the thing kek
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Update: it was a plant. For context, my pet passed away and the food company I buy her food from sent it.
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i forgot to dye my eyebrows to match my hair and now its too late. clown look
>>1404612>I can't turn on my phone.
I finally got it to turn on! You can't see it, but I'm so happy right now. It took some time but I got it. I'm so tired and I was staying up just trying to fix this and I'm so happy I can go to bed now. I had to download some programs on my computer to turn my phone on, and I hope none of them give me a virus since none of them came from official sites kek. Goodnight anons! I hope all of you have a blessed day tomorrow.>>1404632
I'm really sorry for your loss anon. It was super kind of them to do that. I've heard many stories of pet companies doing things like this.
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Wtf Is that Real?
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i need a cute nerd to hug so badly, where do i find a guy like this who hasnt trooned out
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how to subtly call your superior a retard via à work email without him noticing?
You could try incorporating "bless your heart".
But honestly I wouldn't do it, work emails are too easily interpreted as hostile even when they're not at all. Your secret insult might come through as a regular insult.
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I think I like Arabic men now
Its weird because I used to not be attracted to them at all and had yellow fever instead, now I've been finding less east Asian men hot (real life men, the celebs are still hot) and been talking to a few Arabic guys, they got nice facial hair and one of them looks like a more tan Joe Goldberg, I'm going on a date with him tomorrow and it's the first time I've been actually excited about meeting up with a guy in a really long time
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Dead meme is dead, but this is cute
It’s not as bad as what poc
face but white people do have their own little hierarchy with hair and eye color. Notice how the lighter colors are always at top.>hair
1. Platinum blonde
3. Dirty blonde
5. Light brown hair
6. Dark brown har
It's not just white people, in latina and Arabic cultures having lighter hair and eyes is seen as better and they're usually put on as ideals of beauty. It's so weird since moids will get a blue eyed blonde haired Brazilian woman or something and then say some stupid shit like "see Brazilian women can be hot too" even though that's far from what the average woman looks like there
White people can be cruel about it though, like shaming children if their hair or eye color changes. Some people may have stories where it is specifically shitty towards them but I don't see why it can't be talked about. If it's not colorism what is a better term to describe it? Either way getting offended over someone using a word is the most stupid and privileged thing I can imagine
i'm a bleach blonde for many years and yeah women haters can be pretty vile, one retard just assumed i'm a prostite from my haircolor wtf. They notice a blonde more, but also men who like blondes are nicer to me then if i was a brunette so it just makes them treat you more extremely in both ways i guess.>>1405009
many men don't know what roots are, they think you are natural blonde even if you've got 3cm brown stripe on top kek
No one really pays attention to the eye color hair color ranking in white people because they are “on top” so we assume they don’t have their own weird colorism shit going on.
It’s so weird seeing women brag about having blonde hair/blue eyes naturally but everyone acts like it’s normal but to me it seems kind of aryan pride kek. I also notice that white men fetishize red heads as adults but bully them as children.
No one is saying it's as drastic as how other poc
get treated. This is an anonymous imageboard where people of different backgrounds come together, not Lipstick Alley. Are white people just supposed to cry about the struggles poc
face because of their ancestors, no, there's always dumb shit people complain about like the guy at the cash register who gave you a dirty look or a driver on the freeway, none of that threatens the actually immediate negative issues people are facing or is necessarily saying that those issues aren't the actual important issues.
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there's an archive link of it in Lolcow's own caps #8
if you want to see. it was kind of like a dumbass thread with a moid OP. it was a bad thread I'm glad it's gone, some people had fun I guess
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Adam Driver IS ugly,but like come on we must admit the dick gotta be crazy and that body is ridiculously big and perfect.
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you're sick get some rest don't worry about the app you messaged on.
I long for the return of land-lines.
I've noticed it's mostly white women and dark-featured white (or straight up brown) men that seem to have this complex about it.
Blond white men with blue eyes don't seem to care that much about their coloring, at least from what I've seen. In fact, I've seen a couple of incels go on about how being blond with blue eyes makes them look "weak", even though the "Yes." Chad meme has those same colors. I've also noticed there's not really much of a stereotype about blond men being dumb (or easy/slutty).
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just saw this on /m/ and I thought someone had photoshopped one cow to look like there were two cows
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Can zoomers revive the living doll craze already? I love that retarded shit.
Dirty blonde or dark blonde is an actual hair colour that is different from brown. As a child I had white blonde hair and this has got darker as I've got older. My sister has light brown hair and this has never changed. Now our hair colour is the same tone of lightness but with a few differences. I'd describe my hair as being like unpolished brass and my sister's hair as unpolished copper. It doesn't bother me and I've never died my hair.>>1405165
I don't know why everyone says Indian men are sex perverts. Every Indian man I've encountered has been a complete gentlemen towards me and some even intervened my behalf to stop me from being harassed by muslim scrotes.>>1405190
That's because gingers are nearly always ugly as children. I'm married to a ginger. While I find him to be very attractive now, every time my MiL shows me pictures of him as child I'm reminded that he looked like a goblin. Once he hit his mid teens he grew into his facial features he became extremely handsome. The photos of him at 12 and 16 don't even look like the same person.
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What's for breakfast?
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I love embroidery it keeps me sane
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The Pinterest search is borderline useless these days. How come when I search certain things it just shows me shit that would be on my home feed?>>1405313
I had toast with mayo, tomato and some cheese.
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Wise words from “mixedkidsig”
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to that one nonna who was going to ask a moid to cuddle. Best of luck, hope he’s like this
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it already did and you will be glad
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If you don't want to go for realism, you can go for better than realism. What do you mean 'better than realism'?
How about an elephant with blue eyes.
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would you buy it? I would if it didn't have the letters
Love you nonas>>1405478
Absolutely I would buy, I don't mind the Temple OS logo, it enhances it imo. How many songs and poems do I have the exchange with the lord to get me one of these??
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The colours are ugly but I'd get it for the novelty of having templeOS merch. I feel you on the text though, should be one of those if you know you know things.
Alas, it is $169.00>>1405483
Love you too -3-
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I just threw up in my mouth.
Thank you nonnies ♥ The company I usually buy her medication from sent a bouquet! I'm drying out the flowers so I can keep them in a little spot I have for her. I'm kind of nervous to have this plant since my only plants are the "you really couldn't kill me unless you tried" plants since I don't really have a green thumb. I hope I can keep it alive otherwise it'll just add to my grief in a weird way lol
I feel like grieving so much over an animal is weird, but everyone around me has been very kind and supportive about it, especially because they know I've had her since childhood. She was a big part of my life and now I feel like I have to navigate life without her by my side.
REAL LIFE KIKOMI!
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What's the title of the book?
That's how I feel about most otome isekai stories.>>1405546
kek reminds me of picrel
Hope you'll feel better soon nonny
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There's a part of me that just wants to buy some big obnoxious keychains (bigger than picrel) to put on my car keys, but it would be super impractical kek
Same, nonita. I'm never going to take T or actually do it seriously because it's retarded beyond words, but I've fantasized about being a TiM before. I used to like to try to mimic how they acted to feel like I was one of them and sometimes fantasize about being a dude. I think it's just plain old autoandrophilia, and I think it's okay to be an autoandrophile as long as you don't actually act on it.
I've recently had a dream where I had that TiM fridge-like body, no curves, tall and lanky, and kept taking pictures of myself in anime girl skirts and gamer socks and posting pictures to /lgbt/. Now, actually being a male who identifies as a woman would probably be shit, but it's a fantasy I've had. Could it be auto-autogynophilia? I welcome any armchair psychologists to make bizarre claims as to why, but I feel ya
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I want a big babybel. Also, I do not believe wikipedia is poor.
They aren’t. They ask for money saying they need it but actually donate it to POC
businesses and shit.
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inb4 some nonininina posts him on the nerdy man crush thread
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I WANT TO BUY A HOT MOID!!! I WANT HIM TO BE MY PROPERTY AND I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM!!! I WANT A MOID WITH A GOOD SIZED PENIS NOT TOO BIG AND HE HAS TO BE TALL AND HAVE SILKY LONG HAIR!!! AND HE HAS TO BE NICE TO ME BECAUSE I BOUGHT HIM!!!
Same but replace "Hot' with "Meduim ugly and fat" . I just want to punch some bellies.>>1405635
I brought one of these, I thought it was frosting consititenticy and like creamy, not just a circle of cheese
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I have this personal cow I really love digging shit up about for my own amusement, I even have a dedicated channel on my personal discord full of screenshots of her antics. She's this aggressively woke lying egomaniac that's never not offline, and recently I snuck into a discord server where she is extremely active. The channel she was most active in was the drama channel and slowly as I scrolled through it, it hit me.
She'd fit in perfectly with lc and other cow watchers if only she shed her fake woke personality. She keeps track of so many "problematic" (actually just entertaining) people and she picks and prods at them the same way the most dedicated nonnies do. Outside of her, I've never actively participated in following cows on social media or sharing their milk on lc, but she, she's way more dedicated and autistic than I am. She keeps everyone in that channel updated on her own favourite personal cows and I just had to take a step back because of the sheer cow-ception I was experiencing.
You know there's this thing I've read once that said that the reason why CWC was so popular on imageboards was because he actually shares so many traits with the average imageboard user. Autistic interests, trouble with social relationships and all - and that this is the big reason why such a big crowd gathered around him and were so captivated. Line of thinking being "at least I'm not that
bad" because him doing the same things just way more exaggerated.
When you gaze deep into the eyes of the cow, it also gazes back at you, or something.
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>>1405739>When you gaze deep into the eyes of the cow, it also gazes back at you, or something.
For sure, honestly it's insane the amount of similarities I, or we, share with her. At the end of the day, I hate on her for being a liar but I did have to lie in order to get into that discord just for my personal amusement, so am I really that different? This shit is making me reconsider some life choices.
Maybe the biggest difference is the fact that she grew up in a different online environment from me kek
WAIT FUCK I SPOKE TOO SOON I THINK I FOUND THE FACEBOOK PROFILE OF THE HUSBAND!!!! And on his friend list I see the two friends my parents no longer talk to.
I sent my parents a screenshot asking to confirm since my memory of his face is really fuzzy but I think it's him.
For sure, and all the people that "touched the poo" with regards to Chris (Bella and her friends, etc.) were total psychos, unsurprisingly. Obviously we all cow-watch but those who cow-tip are a different breed. But in both cases I think unless you're just a sociopath who gets off on manipulating the mentally ill (which some people in this "sphere" are) I think our favorite cows all are in some ways reflections of ourselves. I don't just mean the ana-chan threads are full of skellies and the sex worker threads are full of e-thots although that is true, I mean it in some more psychological level we share some traits or inclinations. Maybe it's sympathy, maybe it's "there but for the grace of God go I" and often when it's alogging/someone who hates
the cow then that's their self-hatred bubbling up, sure was for the original A[nthony] Log[atto] who's over-the-top hatred of Chris is the source of the term.
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I don’t like spyxfamily for really irrational reasons. the names yor and loid sound so dumb!!! Also I hate yor’s weird hairstyle/bland and uncreative 2013 ass sweater outfit. “Loid” is cute but the name’s spelling ruins him for me
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Just about all animals in the ocean make shells out of calcium carbonate. But linguids make their shells out of calcium phosphate. Who do they think they are??? Who said they could do that?
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I get a sympathetic chill up my back every time I see it
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I had to stop myself from creating a "get well soon" blingee folder when I went to look for that, there are so many
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Writing nsfw, leaning back to take a mindbreak, slap my hand over my mouth in reaction at what I just wrote.
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I'm B8 I've got the penis of a man!
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Today I ate the entire bottle of vitamin C pills, usually I eat only a handful per day but today I sat and ate them and before I knew it they were gone
Idk why but these pills are like crack to me, they are the most delicious flavor I have ever experienced in anything so I take a walk on the wild side by eating them as a snack. Yes I know I'm a dumbass and should probably go to vitamin c rehab. I also know that I most definitely do Not have Scurvy
I wish the gummy industry would catch up to the needs of the people. 90% of normal gummies taste like soap.>>1405962
Oh no. I mean, oh well. I have accepted my fate>>1405965>>1405967
I did make a post in a past stupid question thread, but the post about fucking up the liver was someone else, not me
This goes up there with the nonnie
who used a toilet cleaner as a bubble bath
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I wonder if playing Harvest Moon as a kid is what made me realize I liked women so early on. Back then there were barely any games to play as a female character, so I was so used to playing as a male character and romancing the girls.
Picrel was my first ever love. I still love you Muffy
Honestly if any art nonna knows how to live2d rig and wanted to, we could have an Elsie vtuber
We could have hundreds of Elsies
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I am in bad bitch mode and i deleted discord after wishing my female friend happy bday in advance, i am going to isolate i cant take being surrouded by ugly men anymore
Nta but bitch that’s Kakihara from itchi the killer and he’s actually very handsome tyvm>>1406203
A meme made by a bitch that hates women
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Do we still do weekend threads
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I used 2 be scared of imageboards because I thought that was the dark web (I was like 13)
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i am on my periods and i really want a goddamn cheesecake (saw a local cafe sell it yesterday while i was in a rush to get the vitamins), but i am in too much pain to go outside. good start of the weekend i guess… SIGH
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Does it still "count" as being bisexual if you're only attracted to women who present in an androgynous or even masculine way?
I was talking with two friends, and one said she only found herself attracted to Katy Perry in that one music video where she cut her hair for the military. This same friend often laments how FtMs are a waste of attractive androgynous/tomboyish women. Another friend argued that if you're not sexually attracted to women including when they present femininely, you probably don't really like women. I personally kind of disagree, since there are lesbians who are solely into butches, but idk.
kek I had a strange obsession with that video when I was younger. Which is funny because nowadays I love femmes and am a femme myself.
As long as you are attracted to their pussies I don't think anyone can call you out for faking it. It only gets cringe when you imagine them having a dick or don't want to acknowledge that they're as much of a woman as you are.
A lot of Ruby Rose fanatics came off that way to me.
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I absolutely hate everything about the zeitgeist of the 2020s. I just want to go back to 10 years ago.
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me too, this decade is unfunny, has ugly fashion, shitty music, idpol, and big tech surveillance. so fucking pissed at older people who got to live through better days and have fun, now we have to reckon with this dull and lifeless world.
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Great take, I agree.
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neither relate like or support anything bruno mars sings about ( as far as i know of his discography ) but man can that racially ambiguous little twerp sing. hell yes brother.
Are you from the USA? I've always found Americans to be attractive in a generic way. But I am basing this on people saying certain really attractive celebs look like someone you could see walking down the street.
I suppose I'm alright with being ugly.
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vags are self cleaning tho
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I think I'm gonna get those birria tacos from Trader Joes next time I go shopping. I've never had real birria before so I'm not sure what it would taste like, but the ones from Trader Joes look so good.
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I was just browsing some artist' twitter and found some art of Ranma with his hair down and now I feel like I've seen the most inappropriate thing known to mankind. I can't even save the picture and post it without being embarrassed. My old crush on him is coming back now.
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Someone said men look like this when they're about to cum and it's so true I hate it. They should pay for orgasms with their life a la praying mantis
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It’s crazy that people would rather have hair that looks like this just so they can be blonde
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The air everywhere tastes gross to me and I don't know why. And why is it already fucking dark
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She’s a gooood girl,
Loves her mawma
And America too
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YEAH IM FREE,
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the other day i had a mental breakdown on my birthday because i realized the type of men i like has been dead for 2 decades and all we have left is ticking time bombs that are o the verge of either trooning out, raping someone, or both. I wish i had a time machine.
Silly you’re not me >>1407067
I’ve never listened but I will listen to linked
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based 80s enjoyer
That was you? Now I see what you were talking about here >>1407105
. Glad to hear that you are still alive KEK
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whenever i get a notification from my cycle tracking app thats like "Very high chance to get pregnant tomorrow!" im just like lol lmao what if i did for shits and giggles. like i wont. but what if i did. would be hilarious. in theory of course.
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yes we will have a twerk off to Traveling Wilburys Vol. 1
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the 80s looked so comfy. I wish i had an 80's goth vampire bf, or a cute nerdy bf to play D&D with
so true, guys now are almost always one of these 3:
>Meathead gymbro with a shaved head, no personality except for "we go jim" and 'grinding'>Porn addicted femboy gamer>Broccoli head rap enthusiast who is also porn addicted
help me think of others
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An 80s goth vampire bf would be ideal. We could watch old Vincent Price movies together and every slasher movie as it came out. An 80s new wave bf would be excellent too. I like how men styled their hair back then with all the volume. Made it seem so fluffy.
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rude, here is another 80s vampire boy then
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i feel so depressed, i bought two new games and i am hoping they help me forget i live in 2022 and that twitter exists
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tell us da games nonna, also i relate i play sims 3 to pretend like i'm in 2009 it kind of helps.
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I don't know if they even truly exist. Maybe this is closest idk. maybe prince if he wasn't an ass
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Even women like this date scrotes who look like this and get cheated on but in a way that’s also pick mes fault. A lot of women see a man with a hot gf and want to prove their value by being able to make him cheat or stealing him. A man getting a hot girl for sure boosts up his social value
where do you live, nonnie
? there are still enough men who take you on proper dates in my city (central eu) not many students though. unfortunately i was never attracted to them even though some were good looking.
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the new postal(they are having a 80% discount on the franchise), far cry 3 blood dragon and ace combat 7. I think i am starting to develop male pattern autism because i havent talked to anyone in a while and all i do is play videogames and exercise. I am hoping i get some muscle so i can shave my head. I dont know whats wrong with me, but this is god's fault for denying me a cute bf. >>1407233
twitter cant crash and burn soon enough
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all the 3 games are on sale if you want to check em, i had luck because i really wanted those games and had them on my wishlist for a while.> these days i find myself wanting to ted kaczynskimaxx (minus the bombs kek) bc no bf and dogshit cultural zeitgeist. the day twitter dies i will rejoice, but tiktok has to go with it.
same, porn and the internet ruined moids forever and there is no turning back. Dunno how but men look so repulsive now, they somehow develop male pattern baldness and a bear gut at 19. Also i hate being born too late to enjoy peak nerdy virgins.
does anyone have experience with younger guys? i’m not interested in dating, so i thought it might help to stay unattached but have something nice to look at.
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we're playing this game again? you're gonna get it wrong just like last time
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, imagine getting pregnant.
is using them for sex from time to time abusive
enough? i hope they weren’t totally submissive.
am i really a creep-chan for wanting a 20-22yo qt? i’m still in my twenties
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i cant stand zoomer hairstyles, men have max 10 years with good hair and then do like this with it. What's wrong with them.
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why do women think dating legal aged guys make them creeps? lmao
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dumbass shit, if I had a borzoi, I would probably want to touch his nose enough to annoy him
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i was watching mama mia confused as to what was even happening after the constant lip sync moments interrupting the story and i realized that the plot is basically what the maury show uses for 3/4 of their episodes.
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omg its mine cat
no, really not. i got inspired by a hookup with a zoomer and it was clear i couldn't have a connection with someone like him or stimulating conversations but he was beautiful and i enjoyed the night.
since guys that age often rather fuck around than wanting something serious, i don’t feel like i’d be grooming them. seeing one of a few every week or second, mainly for sex and some drinks is becoming sort of a fantasy.
i turned 28 and i’m starting to appreciate the youthful looks of some 20-22yos. i can’t help the guys my age are hitting the wall so early.
Just an observation.>>1407311
i feel like 5'2 isn't even that short compared to other women, you're just fun sized nonnie
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yeah but i feel i will look kinda goofy. Pic rel is my desired look, but she's way taller than me. Damn she's so cool.>>1407328
now this is inspiring, thanks
was my cat 10 years ago. girl. fun fact, like >>1407320
says, all tortoiseshells are girls.
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i was gonna post another cute buff girl but i dont want to come off as a horny moid. Buff girls make my heart throb really fast.
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its pizza friday at the lolcor house, but you can only choose one
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I miss these niggas
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I've only seen a few clips of him, but I do not trust that Dylan tranny. That sweet, coy, naive act won't fool me.
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Just remembered that when I was 20 my boyfriend had a Stray Cats (as in the rockabilly band) tattoo on his upper arm, and kek
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i wonder if any sane community still exists on the Internet, i wanna make my own but i havent though of a way to filter the underage/troons/poltards yet. I just wanna talk to people about videogames and comics.
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I looked up demographics, damn those curious scrotes.>>1407707
Thats crazy irresponsible, it would’ve been a better idea to drive round the corner then walk til the worst wore off but its done now, glad nothing happened
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Me waiting for anyone to send me a happy birthday message
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what about a blingee instead, muak nonny
have a super duper excellent bday
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I feel so lonely, it has never hit me like this before. I feel like roping. I think i am going to open a youtube channel to talk about videogames, i need something to do.
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you can try some vg based self improvement(works great for me)
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>non social videogames
you can tell this was made by a moid that weighs 600lbs, larps as white online(real name juan sanchez) and is on the verge of becoming the gf. I already exercise, i just feel lonely because every place where i used to talk about my hobbies got infested by stupid cunts like the ones who make those charts.
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I'm pissed this morning. Someone on my youtube feed gonna get unsubbed. I know it's meaningless but I always feel better after. It's cathartic, it's cleansing.
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>>1407745>shower>brush your teeth>drink water>clean your room>run>get a job
i cant believe men need to get memed into rolling for a number to do this basic ass shit. Every women has already implemented this into their routine since teenagehood. How the fuck are men so useless.
Don't do it anymore.
It made you anxious. You'll feel the same the next time. Your brain will look for anything negative to focus on even if you're around people you trust and alone. This is how your brain is coping with dissociating. It'll react the same again and again. Keep trying to have a "genuine" experience, all you're doing is going into psychosis.
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thought this guy was a nice-looking butch chick until I reverse image searched it and turns out it's one of those guys from supernatural
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I mean the shoulders alone should have clarified that pic was clearly man
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When I am feeling so depressed i can't fall asleep I like to put Scott the Woz's videos from his second channel(the ones without edition) as background noise and pretend he's my boyfriend and he's sperging about his special interests to me while i am trying to sleep. I wonder what it's like to have a spergy bf like that. Must be nice.
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he looks like a tumblr enbie
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Why does florence pugh look like that
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i remember when pyro crossdressed and every moid was like ''omg he's literally more attractive than 99% of women'' ''i cant even tell its a man'' ''its not gay if the balls dont touch teehehe'' it was a terrible time to be alive.
KEK i totally forgot about that. I cannot imagine unironically following this faggot>>1407868
and dont forget nightmind hes also a furry. as to why its quite simple, furries are degenerate, every single one of them. I do not believe them saying "its only the minority who is into weird shit", anyone who is into animals cannot keep it "vanilla".
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wtf is going on with zlib
i already do this shit and still feel like a corpse, what gives>>1407902
the name larry?
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It's like crack to me
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I got my scholarship nonas celebrate with me! WOOOOO HOOOO WHEN I HEAR HEAVY METAL WOOO HOOOO
I love playing as Dante for this move!!
And yess, congrats!
Thank you! I think it can be either. I don't always use the same ones, it's different variations of saying I'm content.
For example:>I'm feeling so calm today>Life is so peaceful>I'm happy to be here>Everything comes some easily to me
They're pretty generic and I felt funny saying and thinking those but I got used to them quick. I also found that smiling when practicing them helps. I often say them in my head when I'm walking somewhere so positive thoughts become more a habit.
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Burrito bowls never sound that good, but then I get one and it's magical.
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why did they edit her like that? picrel original
Grandma, wait! I swear it's not wait you think!>You're out of the will
Grandmas are like elephants. They never forget. Think about that next time before you insult an old woman's cooking.
- Grandma. xoxo
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Holy shit they found the identity of the weird guy who used to write baby smurf torture porn and he's a surprisingly normal looking lawyer with a wife and kids
Hi! Thanks for asking, dearie.
As my grandchild, you get access to my Costco membership, an invitation to my house on every holiday for a wonderful homecooked meal (my other grandkid didn't appreciate this), and you may play with my 13-year-old half-blind dachshund named Cheerio (as long as you change her diaper). You're also welcome to anything in the pantry. >>1408467
I'll teach you how to make it if you visit! I get so lonely as an old woman, especially after I killed my husband!
- Grandma. xoxo
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I did a list of weekly goals, hoping it will encourage me to actually do something this week other than crying in bed
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What was your favourite aminal as a child? my 9yo cousin autistically loves penguins, and i liked dinosaurs.
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To me she's always looked like she had a wife look to her. She literally looks like Whitney's wife right here.
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a woman’s worst attribute is always the man by her side prove me wrong
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No one wanted to buy her mediocre m/m books, so she blamed Z Library, see for yourself https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7737308.Sarina_Bowen
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i have never wanted to a-log so bad, some people that live in shitholes like myself dont have money for books, let alone espresso and wine like this bitch.
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Ah why yes i love to buy my beige baby $55 toy blocks in the shape of buildings in Manhattan
I have my waifu tattooed, try and guess who ehehehe
(not moid, just weeb)