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Can somenonny take me to south america so I can pet a capybara? Or at least look at them from a respectful distance.
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what happened to the zoo?>>1431041
I did know that, but no. A girl from the street I grew up in did have some though. They were pretty flighty.>>1431058
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One of the funniest things we learned in a sociology/psychology type class was how the most common predictor for if a kid will be shit at reading/text-comprehension is being male. I remembered it again this week after I was assigned to work in a group in class with only guys, and our first task was just reading through two pages of printed text and write down the professional terms they allude to. I asked them if I can flip the page, and they were like "WTF are you already done reading all of this???". Then I went through the paragraphs and told them which term it corresponded to in my opinion, and they went "wait, I already forgot what this was about, let me reread it", even though you could pretty much solve it by just looking for a few keywords. This is a fucking Master's program, and these fuckers can't even read
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If any nonnies wanna do dumb text prompts, there's a new quite competent open AI chat bot.https://chat.openai.com/chat
It's especially funny to make it write poetry but you have to avoid profanities
Wait>Want to go to Tanzania to see Mount Kilimanjaro
I'm not even a hiker, wtf am I saying.
Does it seem like it wants you to go somewhere? I know it sounds silly but it happened to me a few times a cat would lead me to her kittens.
Alternatively, maybe it's cold?
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I was raised in a somewhat religious background, so when pre-teen me started getting confusie-woozy of having evil lustful thoughts (awakened when I saw a woman on on top of a man on TV)–I often prayed to God almighty for the sin of having normal teen hormones, I would pray shit like: "Oh God I'm so sorry for what I'll have to imagine today, I promise to You that this will be the last fantasy I'll be having blah blah blah." Whenever I thought about lewd shit, I'd be crying too also while doing it. Obviously my "last" was never actually my "last", so I prayed to God again for permission to fantasize then… well lather, rinse, repeat.
It's actually kinda funny now that I think about it.
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cool, chill, doesn't gaf, probably laughing irl
tryhard, annoying, needs to calm down
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There is only one zoo in my country which still has them and it's an incredibly unethical and expensive city zoo which is really outdated and doesn't give the animals enough space, so I don't want to give them money. I don't know why exactly, but all the other zoos got rid of them during the pandemic. Some did cite lack of space, which is fair enough. I'd rather have the capys be comfy.
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Me as a fairy cow
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whales can communicate up to 10,000 miles apart
how fucking fast was japan killing whales that they couldn't warn each other?
there used to be so many whales over there
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I didn;t know where to put this. Is it a vent? Yes, but it's also not serious. Is it a confession? Yes, but I settled on here.
I genuinely feel jealously when nona's post cute/weird/perfect reaction images or images period with their posts.
The ones that eithe describe perfectly what they are saying, or don't but still are very cute and just fitting in a way. I feel like i'm very online but I never came do it. Even when I do find a cute imagine, I never feel it hits the same. My perfect lolcow post would be-
>Random image that fits
>interesting enough Nonnies go, "Wow whats the sauce on that picture"
>"And what you said was very enlightening, I will respond".
Just the perfect picture/post ratio. I just can never do it.
buy a glucometer at a drug store and check your blood sugar
I've been diabetic for 20 years, getting your iron checked isn't going to set off any redflags for diabetes even if it's off
I know what you mean. I have a reaction folder but I never know what image to use. I keep thinking "is this image seen as lame?" "does this convey what I'm saying?" "is this funny or is it try-hard?" etc.
I like using images in my posts because I think they just add something extra and sometimes it will make a post more eye catching so you get more replies but I never know what to use and I get more insecure which is embarrassing
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>go to local world market, shopping for xmas gifts (store that sells imported foods and products)
>Remembers reading that dutch liquorice is the best
>Buys it, super excited to try. Splurged bc I wasn't going to shop for me
>Didnt read the part that says "double salt", only the part that says "classic"
>Expecting a delicious morsel
>Flavor is instead like pure salt mixed with the scent of ammonia hair dye, faint hint of liquorice
>literally inedible, have to spit it out
>Read that you need to suck on it to appreciate it, give it another try
>Literally inedible, had to spit it out
>Now I have a whole bag of these disgusting abominations
I want my money back
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It's the same with farts.
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Brazilians will pay for what they've done to butts
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Gross males are raiding cc again with gore and scat. I just wanted to see if my thread got any new replies dammit.
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Nonnies I think I'm entering my DID era too. I just found a 3 year old text file with a huge massive tldr spergtext analysis of some fandomshit and I can neither remember writing it, nor does it sound like something I would write, but it's 100% confirmed written by me.
How should I name my autist alter?
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Going to do the JLPT exam right now nonitas, wish me luck
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I remember at some point nonnies thirsting over the priest from fleabag. I didn't get a good look at him until now. He looks like a beta Jack Nicholson or that guy from the 'knowing Better' YouTube channel
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Quite inferior to the priest from Derry Girls and I'm not even that into him either.
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My stupid sexy priest is Noah from Dark
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Thank you, anons! It was actually way harder than the last one (I also did the one in July, fell short of passing by 15 points), I don't think I'll pass. But it's always a learning experience.
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Me when I post some dumb shit that i may get banned for but i'm giggling like a retard and post it anyway, because fuck the law, love the farmhands but I'm a free sprit. Then I don't get banned because even if dumb, I posted it in the correct thread and i'm not as bad ass or funny as i thought because nobody responds but thats okay because i'm still me.
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>burdened with the truth
>doesn't see what I see
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Staring at my phone waiting for any kind of message because I don't know if the second date went fine or not because I want to take it slow
I legit feel like those who know, bare the burden of the worlds. The unknown. Those who do not aren't "Wrong" they just haven't seen it yet. I may be he he ha ha kek kek ke, on Lolcor but on lolcow
I try to open the eyes to those who may not know.
In real life, I explain things very well to those who listen.
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This necklace is an actual product for sale for 30 euro, wtf.
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Armenia please explain
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You have awakened something in me
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It's coom spice latte season
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>see roach on way to my room
>throw it an empty barrel of water Donkey kong style
>rush to my room
>block all the entries
>wait until my mommy comes home and smashes it
god gave me feet to kick men in the balls and wear crocs not to step on disgusting sewer creatures, i hope my mom comes soon….
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i’ve been watching the world cup through a critical fujo lens
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You're not the only one.
The only valid
way to watch it. Football players are very touchy touchy, you will be fed.
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men are so fucking gay
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Please ignore that anons' request. If you listen to her I will immediately kill everyone itt and then myself. I will induce blindness if I have to.
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I googled a bit cause rugby us virtually nonexistent were I live, first was like "these look like normal muscular men", then this showed up. They look like they might have a heart attack soon.
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OP's bf in 20 years
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this is a fetish I didn't know I had
Based except for Win10 being second place. It should be Win7.>>1432749
Pretty sure nonny
meant boxing, not rugby scrotes
I notice it too nonny
I don't wanna sound schizo though. The recent thing with the nonny
posting her face and it immediately being put on 4chan is enough proof for me they still post here
some nonnies like >>1432790
have a point, however, it's like>Anything someone says that I don't think a woman should say or joke about, is a dick haver
I don't like it. We can be funny and joke about coom. (If thats what she's talking about)
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How drink is this gonna get me? IS it as strong as a four loko? It's 14%
what is the name of the ai site nonnie
? or anyone? i wanna use it
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I found a creepy TiF who ships herself with Lisa Simpson
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there's so much infighting on the weekends when will we get world peace
The link is in the AI image thread on /m/>>1432853
Weird how all of you complain that people take cartoons too seriously but you cry and whine all day when someone like a diffrent version of the same character, even though capeshit characters get alternative interpretations all the time depending on the writers and artists
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Tbrainrot on baraag(Warning its filled with loli). She got posted on 4chan and everyone was disgusted, you have to be into some fucky shit to scare even the lolishitter central
The thing you newfags will never understand is that there is people that has been supporting a dying industry for decades, buying the comics, watching the cartoons, going to cons to meet the artists, being a fan of something before it was trendy and hip, yet they bend the knee to pander to the newfags and shit on the fans constantly by changing/ruining the character and turning everything into political propaganda. The worst part is that the newfags dont even end up buying the comics anyways, because they dont read the comics they just watch the capeshit and complain about shit they dont care about. >even though capeshit characters get alternative interpretations all the time depending on the writers and artists
they still maintain the core and background of the character. Catwoman changed a lot through the years but most people dont care because they maintain the basic elements of it. Shehulk isnt supposed to be as strong and bulky as hulk, its part of her character.
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It's not fair it's just not fair
Yep. Humans and a couple other animals are the odd ones out. The vast majority of animals do not have periods.>>1432885
Dogs will have blood in their discharge (a small amount) during estrus because the cells of the vaginal wall swell so rapidly from the hormonal changes that some capillaries will rupture.
Theoretically, this can happen to cats as well, but I've never seen it happen and if you're seeing blood in cats you should check for other disorders rather than assume it's part of their heat.
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Wanna make an elsie inspired coord like this kek
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Of course nonnita only the best
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best of wishes on your future transition, cause this is near troon levels of brain rot
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Wow based, based. God I wish all my friends were on MSN. I hate my life. Have a good day nonnies.
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>put hamster on ground
>she immediately runs into my kitchen and inside of my fridge
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My year of yeast and infection
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I was reading some old website lastnight with alien abduction stories on it. Stories of missing time. It was 8pm, I'm sitting up in bed reading it, nowhere near tired. Next thing I woke up at 7am with my laptop still sitting on my legs.
Okay its noon, its my day off. I'm going in for another read. If it happens again then aliens are for realsies.
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If you look at any random pictures of moids just touching and have intense gay thoughts, well that is proof that your suffering from brain rot, relax kyler
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It's kinda funny that Aaron Taylor Johnson played Vronsky, a character who has an affair with an older married woman and formed a deep passionate love for, I guess he took method acting too far
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the reverse situation is sadly more comment and predatory though
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I literally cannot comprehend why anyone would be proud of shit like vidrel and post it for the world to see
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my summer went from playing videogames and shitposting to taking care of a stray cat that wants to die on my lawn(wont let him)
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fujos are living rent free in your head pakichan
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NONNY NONNY NONNY
THIS IS POMEGRANATE PROPAGANDA
pomegranates are really good and juicy i like them
Nonnies will call this a moid but I've seen posts from pick me nonnies, whining about men's "Low standards" for women or laughing at some scrotes girlfriend because they think calling their girlfriend ugly is a "Own" against him.
A lot of women do think this way sadly and think scrotes "Deserve" better in "looks" because,>Looks are all that matters>Better looks means deserves more for some reason
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My mom is so childish, accidentally letf her outside(we live in a really nice zone it wasnt dangerous or anything) and since then she's giving me the cold shoulder like a pissed off toddler. Its gona take at least a week until she cools off. God, i hate her.
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who is a fellow clutcher
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All day I'm clutchin
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careful, a scrote is posting bait
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The only thing i like about christmas season is the free stuff, i am looking forward this years free Epic Games and CSP clippys as well as free currency/rewards in my crappy mobile games
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whats with all this moob talk recently??
What the fuck did you just fucking say to about me, you little nonnie
? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Nonnie
Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on moid sites, and I have over 300 confirmed bans from various moid spaces/twitter. I am trained in online warfare and I'm the top shit talker on the entier uppercase Internet. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will milk you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the farms, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the uppercase Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Nonnies/Farmers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Nona. The Power of my words that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dumb, nona. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kek at you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in keyboard kickboxxing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Farmers Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the uppercase Internet/Lolcow and any other online places you communicate on, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit milk all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking done, Nonno.
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reminds me of picrel
question? Why can't we have fun and say silly ass things? Did you genuinely think i was going to start a fucking petition to change the name of Male Breasts? How am I a twittefag because I made a joke?
Where is the fun anymore? Everything isn't connected to some underground network of Twitterfags trying to ruin lowcow with fucking stupid ass unfunny jokes. The real freaks are twitter right now seriuously wanting to call male breasts, "Daddy Dilkers" or some shit. I was simply being a dumb ass in the dumb ass thread. Maybe I should make a smartass shit thread.
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Aw yeah, croatia beat japan in a KINO finale like with england
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One of my favorite things about Twitter making celebrities “accessible” is watching famous people have boomer moments on the internet
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I'd let him ruin my marriage
I'd be happy for this perfect stranger who wouldn't even spit on me if I were on fire if she started paying my rent, bills, and gave me a big fat allowance on top of that.>>1433596
Bitch who is "we"?
20 degrees celcius is room temperature though.. it shouldn't feel that cold. Are you maybe very thin or something?
Me and my housemates are keeping the temperature at 18,5 degrees because of the gas prices, I've been carrying around a hot water bottle pretty much whenever I'm home, works miracles.
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me remembering all the times I've opened up to my current nigel about my mental illness or shit I've been through as a child and now that I'm healthier I cringe so fucking hard for ever wanting to tell a moid what has happened to me or what mental shit I deal with. (Especially now that I have a female wonderful best friend)
this made me laugh so hard. That's so left-field from what I was saying.
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Really holding myself so I don't buy this cute Yukata I saw online because I've gained a lot of weight and I know I won't fit.
Maybe I should get it as an incentive….
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I'm hungry but I won't be home for another 3 hours but I also don't want to spend money aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>1433718>Tall>Wide hips>Big butt>Both of those get even bigger when I'm fatter so they don't go comfortably all the way around>Since I need more fabric on those areas, the fabric gets shorter and goes wat above my ankles, looks stupid>One size hanhaba obi doesn't fit comfortably, if at all
Can't be both tall and fat to wear a yukata, you gotta choose one. I have 3 yukata and unfortunately I don't fit them well now. But I'm working on it
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It's harder to wear it outside or Japan indeed, but do you have japanese culture festivals in your country? We have a big one in mine, and I was working there and saw a lot
of women wearing it. They were mostly japanese, but there were some non-japanese women as well. If you ever visit Japan in the summer, you can wear it anywhere. I'm particularly fond of wearing it for cute cafes.
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I was actually thinking about sewing a new obi myself. I also have the L sized ones, btw. I'm 175cm
Fuck, now you're starting to convince me to actually buy the cute yukata. I don't have any dark colored ones yet, so…>>1433754
If they have nice food, maybe it's worthy giving it a go. Yukatas are so cute, you'd definitely feel pretty wearing one!
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>put extra walmart colby cheese on it
>don't have big pepperoni's
>Nuke it in a microwave
>2 more mintues
>not done all the way but thats how I like it
>get a fork
>Go to room
>eat the pizza with the fork
>whole room smells like cheap pizza
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The whole balenciaga thing lately reminded me of these bear ornaments that were semi popular in the uk a few years ago.
Warning extremely evil satantic bear
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I would like to try this though
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there is something absolutely special about britpop boybands from the 2000s, when I was young I used to love playing all of my Mcfly CD's on my music player. I am just watching all of their music videos on YouTube and feel so nostalgic. american boybands could never. imagine having the Jonas brothers instead of busted? who actually sung the year 3000 first.
I didn't say it was. I was a teen att and I just remember it was saucy lol >So she may be 33 >But that doesn't bother me >Her boyfriend's working out of town >I find a reason to go 'round
Holy shit I'm now the teachers age
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anon, don't be too sad u didn't have bong boybands to enjoy when you were growing up
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reminds me of this one post in the "help me find" thread
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>>1433798>don't be too sad u didn't have bong boybands to enjoy when you were growing up
thank god, i was too busy simping for superior 80s boybands and telling myself i was born in the wrong decade
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>watching sleepaway camp
>scene were men were dressed in shortshorts and crop tops
WHY DONT MEN DRESS LIKE THIS ANYMORE HOLY SHIT THEY WERE SO HOT
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he's literally talking about returning to his tea drinking roots yesterday. He needs to stop hiding. He's a brit, surpised so many nonnies didn't know.
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heck yes i want to hear Null sip Mate. Also i didnt know it was the most caffeinated.
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took me a while but I found a real old picture of him. Don't be surpised if some moids come and try to defend him from his true British Beginnings smh. I don't know why it's such a big secret.
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would you go
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decided to pick up this mango before it looks peak westaboo
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did anyone else want to dress like this in like 2013
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breaking my diet to drink hot milk and oreos with the AC on because today was one of the tough ones
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Living la dolce vita,
Life couldn’t get much sweeter
Don’t you give me a reason
That it’s not the right season
i am going to riot the day blingee shut downs>>1434048
very true nonny
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Me sitting through 600 pages of a romance book that has 2016 tumblr-tier writing complete with preaching about gender and queer shit not constantly but just often enough to be irritating just because the book has actual femdom with a powerful warrior woman character and a fantasy setting
Oh, I had a pot of oil set out from trying to fry food earlier. My phone was set on the stovetop (like an idiot, but nothing was hot) right next to the pot and as I was picking it up to move it, I dropped it into the pot. I guess my mind was just frazzled and I wasn't paying attention to how well I was gripping it. I should've put a lid on it, but I had to leave right after using it so I guess I forgot. >how is her oven "smoked up" and what does that have to do with anything else she wrote?
It's just another bad thing that happened. I had the bottom half of my oven up to 400 degrees (Fahrenheit) to make chicken and now it's filled with smoke. I guess it must be dirty, but I checked it before turning on the oven and it looked fine and it used it like 2 days ago no issue. Anyway, I'll just use the my top oven instead.>what happened in the rest of her day that was bad?
I don't wanna talk about it.
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…I FULLY understand.
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80s manga is great
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I regret not reading 80s shojo before, i cant believe the female protagonists are actually interesting and have any resemblance of personality other than ''s-senpai noticed me uuguu''
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fuck off pakichan, you have an entire thread to sperg about fujos dont spam it here. Also this shojo manga has yaoi incest so seethe, best of both worlds.
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yeah, it's cipher
a girl or a boy ?
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a shame it never became an anime, its the most 80s and westaboo thing to ever grace earth and i would have loved to see the cute outfits in color
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>>1434187>>1434198>>1434200>According to the author, Siva's (and by extension Cipher's) appearance is based on musicians Tom Bailey and Limahl.
I don't see it
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That’s crazy, I always though limahl was such an ugly creature. Nick beggs was always the cutest out of kajagoogoo.
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can we consider the author an honorary nonny
? she would def post in the ''unconventional men'' thread
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again I don't fucking see it, rhe characters are all drawn in an incredibly generic Mukokuseki style that the setting didn't have to be in New York
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why are you so autistic about it? cant a japanese westaboo woman project her ugly western husbandos into her anime boys you dense cunt
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Sick of this word.
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>>1433826>men were dressed in shortshorts and crop tops
instantly reminded me of the body improvement club
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It's the 105th birthday of Finland, wish us a happy birthday! In Finnish you say "Paljon onnea" to congratulate someone which roughly translates to "A lot of luck (for you)", meaning to bless someone with good luck.
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i am installing the sims 4. there goes my productive break, bye bitch! codex installer tune goes hard tho
i am so happy for you! and thank you, for now i'll see what i can do with just the stuff i have which is just all the dlcs lmao
and build my collection slowly so i don't get overwhelmed>>1434409
what is that? do you mean like kitchen islands furniture or something else?
ohh you're talking about animal crossing! i was talking about the sims and >>1434403
asked if i was going to make animal crossing inspired island in the sims
Tried and tested, I have asked my safe males about the Kardashians and their reaction is basically "uhh idk"
I will of course, keep an eye on them though. But they do also agree Britney was silenced so they're good for now.
are you talking about one weird tiktok(that honestly came across as really pathetic tbh) it reminded me a nerd revenge fantasy hoping the jocks would be poor alcoholics and all the popular girls end up in abusive
I posted this in another thread, but I do think there should be some discrepancies between tardthots from conservative women, when I think of conservative women I think of women like my grandmother who have some outdated values and might consider them actively hateful, sometimes they just don't understand other's perspective, others I feel just might have some uncertainties of liberalism, so I can excuse conservative women
tardthots are different though, they don't belive in anything they say and easily could have been the "SJWs" they spout about if circumstances had been different
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I've been very sick for about a week and put an apple outside and asked some goddess to make me better but no big deal if you can't, just asking and today I haven't felt bad at all
Blessings to Finland
I had no idea that Finland is only 105 years old smh they should've taught me more than just the Habsburgers family tree in history class
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God bless your amazing country
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I feel you nonnie
im gonna be real with you nonnie
, i think the kris wu situation was levels worse than chris brown's
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Today i will do something productive nonnies
well baby rabbits turn into adult rabbts, so not good in her eyes>>1434713
she's just a scaredy cat animal hater - i personally theorize my mom's fear of all wild animals is due to her being a new yorker cause i keep hearing about how the wild animals up north, in general, act like gangsters and how they basically have no fear over anything like cars or people or dogs,etc>>1434725
what a coincidence! my mom is scared of cats too, for an entirely different reason though - she just thinks that they're too smart and lowkey can see into people's souls
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5 more months till Eurovision.
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Saw two Aidens working at the grocery store today. One had split black and green dyed hair and the other had hair covering her face like an anime boy. Just too ez.
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This is cracking me up. The TRUE AND HONEST Nutracker has NO ROMANCE and if you see otherwise it's ANTI NUTCRACKER BEHAVIOR!!
do you have Y chromosome in you, just asking.
Men are the ones who seem to be obsessed with breeding due to the fact that they do almost none of the work when it comes to raising a child and neither do they suffer job loss due to having a child unlike women.
Just look at shitty 3rd world countries men forcing women to have children like cows and rabbits, even if they are dying from poverty they will still have 7-15 children. In fact the more she has the more she gets respect from men. Dont care about poverty, illness, education just keep breeding to make men happy,>>1434823
Yeah korea has a very shitty work environment where people are expected to give their whole life to their jib, the justice system is also very bad because a man can kill his wife and he will only get a short sentence, cheating and men sleeping with prostitutes is also very normalized in south korea,
Why the hell should a woman be forced to give a baby in that kind of environment
why the fuck should a woman have a baby with a man who visits prostitute every week and if he decides to kill her than he is probably only getting like 2 short years.
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I am going to try to study nonnies, wish me luck
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I dont trust youtubers who take sponsors, their opinion inmediately becomes worthless to me
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99% of youtube sponsors are scams, too. It shows how little they care about their fans.>raid shadow legend
shitty mobile F2P game scam>Better help
scam, you can watch region locked Netflix content with free appstore VPNs and they rat you out if you use it for pirating or anything useful>honey
there is something fishy about this one but dunno what, they probably sell your information to advertisers or something
Thankfully the 3 autismos i still watch religiously dont like sponsors and the other one is very obviously just grifting and i find that funny. I miss when youtubers just had patreons, it was more honest and it didnt ruin the flow of the video. Scott the woz set the youtuber bar too high for me, are you telling me a guy who makes multiple 2 hour long specials each year is living fine just with ad money and a guy who just sits on his bed and read wikipedia pages need a trillion scammy sponsors to survive? nah, screw them
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I make the best banana pudding on earth.
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My mom knows the difference between Nintendo and other consoles, but blonde twintailed animu girls are all Sailor Moon according to her.
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I use the Magnolia Bakery's recipe, here you go.https://www.the-girl-who-ate-everything.com/magnolia-bakerys-famous-banana-pudding/
The only difference that I make with mine is that I use chessman cookies since I think they're a little buttery and less sweet that nilla wafers. Make sure you use bananas that are a little green.
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Nobody told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed…I was looking kind of dumb with my finger and my thumb, In the shape of an "L" on my forehead.
Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin', I Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin'.It made sense not to live for fun.My brain gets smart but my head gets dumb.
Not much to do, not much to see, So I don't want to take the backstreets. I'll never know if I don't go ,I'll never shine or grow.
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dear lord, give me strenght to get up and take a shower
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The year is 2024 the dimensional merge has begun, this is what I'm wearing, I'm already putting my outfit together.
I'm ready to meet them. #DimensionalMerge2024
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Diana btfo all these other bitches in penmanship and in style those other hoes try too hard
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Hillary got that comic sans aura
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Elizabeth I's is the most interesting in my opinion
john's the neatest one imo>>1435129
her's looks like it would take at least 5 minutes to write kek
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i want one or to be one so bad
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you can have five or six million eggs, or just ONE
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Tbf he was ugly in the original cartoon too
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no signature ever could top this one to be honest
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whenever me and another anon post at the same time it's like our hands are accidentally touching when we both try to grab the same item at the store
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once we trace the lines, we are connected in time
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listening to party in the USA
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These two don’t even look alike
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Styling can really make or break a person. I was watching that Pearl movie, and the love interest isn't all that attractive irl.
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ok ok ok To the nonnies that are borderline Alzheimer's patients like me!! I have a hack for you, I can't believe I haven't though of this before! If you keep on forgetting to do an errand or something pick a cute picture write the errand on your lock screen and BOOM you will never forget. Picrel in my creation, yes it's cringe but I am the author and so I gotta stand by my work, creative integrity is important JUST LIKE MEMORY INTEGRITY. We forgetful grandmas have to watch each other's backs!! AND our fronts!! I now HAVE toothpaste thank you reminder cat!!
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would you smooch?Yes or no
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Same. I literally look like a little boy and starbyface will tell me I look like picrel. Should be called cute celebrities you look nothing like, feel bad dot com.
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Well so you guys I'm off to take a day long shit
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Choose 3 for your squad.
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i only know three, but anyone down to play a game of connect 5 i'm in
I usually get Natalie wood as my main main, but my most fatal flaw is once again flat, straight, unshapable caterpillar brows. a friend of mine or two said otherwise we look alike which is a huge compliment
I think I'm hideous personally but I'll take it
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Joan Didion, Maddie from Euphoria, and Jodi Arias…it would just be funny to watch them all interact. Just add Fiona Apple and Tiffany Pollard (New York lol) and our squad would be complete
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this is it, this is the day I take my lazy ass to the gym!! You all have to hold me accountable, if I'm still in my office chair and haven't done shit an hour from now pls snipe me anons thank you in advance.
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It's clear some of the time she was just stoned
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If you ever remake this, please add harriet tubman because she shot a man. This was tough to pick, but i chose not to add too many crazy people, idk why i did Marilyn Monroe, i just think she would be kind.
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Left or Right ?
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i don't like masculine looks
there's a benis there, i just know it>>1435585
Bitch what does headshape have to do with literally anything you autist >>1435587
That is Taylor swift in cosplay
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I will go to frontier development offices and camp outside until they give me my fucking kiwi. Release an Oceania pack NOW. Kiwi, tree kangaroo, Tasmanian devil, Quoll and long footed potoroo, pronto. Get me a kakapo, or else. Oh and plants, need more, Pohutukawa, Rata, Manuka etc. More mangrove trees. Let me cope with the fact that I should've studied biology or botany, but didn't risk it, because I'm slow at math. yeah I'm never getting a gf with this type of tism
>>1435595>That is Taylor swift in cosplay
i'm pretty sure ronald-kun is male nonny
and he's at least 6 inches
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i'm trying to read this post again and still don't understand it. but i'm 26 and don't date anyone at all fwiw. i also just remembered men have fecal matter in their facial hair so now i have 2 reasons to hate beards/stubble/etc.
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There's nothing more masculine than balding or growing a testosterone gut, but you find very few women who are attracted to that
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its a hereditary position, it mostly symbolic and doesn't actually lead to any political power but he now has a responsibly of representing his people, some people theorized that he has to present a more masculine and adult image to the world, rather then be his goofy self
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I love this stock image cat he is so prolific
you can make a story from all the things he has been used for.>>1435675
I must be retarded too, this gives me goosebumps.
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did someone put it on the movieroom calendar yet
I hate the things people send her.
I still remember when someone tried to bring race into it because she calls J and Kofu "black and white brothers" because the cats are……mostly white and one is black.
That and the "The name Mr J triggers
me because of the Joker" anon. Is she supposed to change her cat's name for you, idiot? It's ridiculous.
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How are moids dumb enough to believe these are the same person
I just got off an IG thread about him and so many men were like 'B-BUT HE'S MEANT TO BE UGLY. DONT BE MAD. WOMEN WANTS TOO MUCH. NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE SEXUALIZED.'
fucking hell. It's such an insult to John astin and Raul Julia, who were both good amazing Gomez(es) in their own right. This ugly fat ass pisses me off.
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Genz were a mistake. Anything made for them is inaccurate or hyper sexual. Wednesday is garbage and I hate that everyone keeps trying to shove that show down my throat because I really loved the 60s and 90s versions of Addam's family.
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Seriously, he and Morticia used to be couple goals but the current ugly dude? No, ew.
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i have no idea who these are so i am going to choose my own
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Picked 4 because I'm a boss
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early 20s is still pretty young, if we refer back to that survey they did on women vs men and what ages they're attracted to as time goes on, it showed women to be mostly attracted to their own age group, so those women are in the minority anyway. i think it's weird if you're over 25 and into that look
Apparently the inspiration is from the original comic strips. You wouldn't believe how many zoomers there are defending this casting choice because "you're just mad he's not conventionally attractive". I don't think previous movie incarnations were what you'd call conventionally
attractive either, his sex appeal was his devotion and servitude to his wife. But that only works if he's normal and well-groomed.
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Nah, it's not weird. I think it's weird to look at a man like this and feel anything but mild repulsion, especally as he gets wrinklier and balder.
Aren't both Western and kpop majority women though? Marketing boybands for women have been a thing since Nsync and BSB era. Even my mom's era for New Kidz on the block.
Fags only recently started caring about boybands openly because spicy straights love gay men.
That's why I think "marry in your 20's" isn't a bad advice for those that want to get married, but the reasoning is usually bad. It's not because of "losing your eggs" or "all the good men are gone". A lot of the same men are on the market, except it's very hard to work up an attraction to men once they start >>1436008
awkwardly masking their baldness.
>>1435996>if men can be weird and creepy so can we!! stop shaming muh sexuality!!
refer to >>1436019>>1436025
show me the boyband women over the age of 25 are into then(malding over kpop)
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Climber magazine (2000)
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women cant be creepy because women dont rape/murder. Stop helding us to the standars of the sex that commits 99% of crimes
You can get around your female programming too anon
Better than living in the social cage you pretend offers you anything but trashtalking and rabid scrutiny no matter what you do
Society isn't your friend if your a woman and it never will be
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>>1436043>malding over kpop
So I was right! Thanks mod.
I get what you mean. Men have a way of ruining everything though. The issue that I've seen time and again.. even couples who do marry/have kids while they're both in their twenties still and life is looking good for them.. men leave over the slightest thing. After all that commitment. They want to just start a new life rather than work on a marriage. So they hit up dating apps with their baggage (you must love kids, I have a one year old!) and their receding hairlines thinking they're going to have such an easy time bagging another woman like that.
Half the men my age looking to date have a marriage behind them already. Thrown away over some petty issue and they're surprised dating isn't easy with that track record to warn you away and a couple of kids in tow.
You are either annoyed that we don't all want to fuck older men like you do, or you yourself are an old, balding scrote seething that your delusions are being broken in real time by actual women.
Some things are simply not attractive to the vast majority of women today. It's becoming less and less expected for us to settle, too. You will have to deal with this knowledge.
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NTA but even if it's not BTS, it's men like Zayn Malik, Zac Efron (before he got bogged), Timothee Chalamet, Robert Pattinson, Tom Holland, etc. I'm sorry, but 99% of women do not see pic related and think "Oh, he's very handsome! I'd gladly take this over a fitter, younger man with a full head of hair."
At first I wanted to name it Freya, but then I learned it turned out to actually be a male I was struggling for a long time with figuring something out until I one EXTREMELY drunken night decided on Geralt Speedwagon.
I usually don't care for naming your pets after whatever pop culture reference you're into at the moment since interests can be so fleeting, but this rolls off my tongue so good I can't help myself. He's also white so only Geralt works too.
I don’t like this either.
Sorry to say but you just have shit taste in men if you like twinks
When we post the handsome 25+ year old men, the same type of person who tries to argue that it's "weird" to like actually handsome men starts bitching that they're all twinks. They want us to like expired milk, and they refuse to post what we "should" be into, so I'm exposing the goods they're saying we should go for.>>1436109
Post what you like. You either won't, it'll be another ugly old man and we can have a laugh at you, or you'll have to acquiesce that we were right about what kinds of men are attractive.
They are pretty normal looking. Why in the hell is there constantly this war over attractive men though ??? Make up your mind do you like them or hate them
If I get stinkeye for being with a really attractive moid from another woman the first thing she'll say is oh my god he's ugly!!
Then why do you care at all ? If I'm not wrong it sounds like jealous??? As someone whose experienced this once or twice can I just say it's so damn confusing.
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I wasn't into this discussion but yes I do dislike kpoop
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>try a perfume oil because it has good reviews on fragrantica and I liked another perfume from the same brand
>the main notes are meant to be caramel, vanilla and amber with some oud
>try it on
>it's mostly amber and oud
>some citrus notes
>Overall smells syrupy, but not sweet
>can't smell any of the promised caramel and vanilla
I hope it eventually smells nice on my skin. Might need one or two more tries
I agree, I think they're weirdly cute. The confidence of them both saying that they're still male/female is good.
They're both bisexual and don't seem to realize that but maybe they hadn't expected to find appealing masculinity/femininity in the opposite sex prior to meeting eachother.
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t-today i will draw, i-i swaer
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you know twinks can be fit too, right?
samefag, I’m talking more so than fat men (up to a point). At least with fat it tricks my eyes with the body mass and it’s easier to process.>>1436162
So they get off to it? If I need the shit out of a moid beaten I’d rather just get another to do it for me. Or use a weapon>>1436169>one twink is fit
Most are skinnyfat
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>>1436175>Most are skinnyfat
if this is skinnyfat to you then you are indeed a moid
are you this same sperg >>1436177
? people arent going to change their vocabulary to a barely known definition just because it hurts your feefees
There are like three more kek
Also don’t lie, how many browsers and search engines did you search twinks on before settling on this one?
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Can't we all just agree that the ideal male is this gimp
Honestly let woman be attracted to whatever. But I'm def on the side it isn't "creepy" for woman to have standards. What is shit is telling women they need to settle or who they should be attracted to. No one has shit taste, it's all objective. What is shit is trying to convince women that the ideal man is an unfit unattractive moid who looks like they live in the DM's of underaged discord users.>>1436221
So many of you obviously post in the femdom thread in /g/
and gotta say, I love the "idgaf fight me" energy
nta but guys it's a joke
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is no one gonna comment on the fact that about half of the pics are clearly underage boys, like WTF
or maybe stop dictating how other women should behave or speak and not be pissy that they don't agree with you.
you give off insecure moid energy
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Anyone know if this was ever made into a picrew/whatever is the equivalent of flash games now? I was reading old Elsie media thread it's so cute
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these are clearly underage boys
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I’m ovulating from the right side!
be careful now the retard is going to acusse all three of us of being the same poster.>>1436243
You do realize people can tell between a actual woman with standards and a male trying his hardest at imitating a woman here. The posts are so try-hard and performative that they look written by a male.
ALSO REMEMBER THE POSTER who made the ''kill all moids'' paragraph with a stacy picrel and later they got redtexted as a male, we really do have males larping here.>>1436251
You dont want to use those terms because you are male or you are a faghag just like that poster said.
So instead of pretty boy or flower boy you rather call men ''twinks'' which is term typically used for adolescent underweight boys who get fucked by older gay men who are having a midlife crisis.
Most twinks are literally ugly and look like james charles.
okay, this is clearly a moid troll
don't respond to him
Yeah, those are definitely teens. Gross. Idk why nonnies/baiting moids have such a hard time grasping that women aren't a hive mind. Some women like "flower boys"/twinks. Some like muscular dudes. Others might like skinny fat/skinny fit. Sad pickmes fool themselves into thinking they like "dad bods". And sometimes, women might even like more than one type of male body type. Shocking I know.
The only ones who get mad are failsons and their handmaidens
wait really ?>>1436283
its not the fact there is a "twink" board, its the fact that term twink shows so many results of young children
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Writing my letter to santa rn. I'm gonna ask him for a pet dodo. Wish me luck nonnies
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They've kinda embraced him, the essex one
100% agree with this Stacy>>1436285
it's shocking. they did everything they said they would. They're planting trees and technically you can change your name to lord or lady whenever you want. People who thought it was real are the same dumbasses who thought if they went to Ireland it actually meant something. I don't want to believe anyone is genuinely upset about established titles>>1436303
a lot of people will laugh at you. But I hope next year we get news reports that scientists have cloned one of these doofus birds
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I'm writing a Christmas letter too
but not to Santa.
I wanna unironically write a letter to Satan and ask for revenge to come down on everyone who S-assaulted me through the years. Physical or psychological harm. Both would be grand. No forgiveness
Even the minor ones like groping
I hope we both have a very jolly Christmas and have excellent news
crossing my fingers>>1436363>>1436366
Most men are tbh. Just some bury their degeneracy because they're afraid to go to jail. That's it
Why I'm a bit biased. Yes woman can be creepy, but it's always higher with men no matter the sexuality.
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I have an autistic obsession with “what’s in my bag” content. Pictures, videos, anything that doesn’t seem super commercial (I don’t typically like the celebrity ones that seem super sponsored, I prefer seeing real people’s every day items.) 1) can anyone relate or am I alone in this voyeuristic obsession with what people carry 2) where can I find content like this besides YouTube and Pinterest?
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Who does this apply too ?
I was thinking of a super innocuous subreddit name that nobody would have a strong enough interest in to look up, like Wendy houses or Phenacetin, an old painkiller from the 1800s. I don't like reddit but if we knew a little ahead of time before it shuts down it'd be a good easy base to regroup and find a proper new place.
I think I'll suggest it again if other ones do start to go down.
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Why not a good old message forum like picrel? It can even be set to allow guest posters so no one has to make an account if she doesn't want to.
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today has been exhausting and i can feel the mento illness demon inside my dumbass skull doing flips and shit. i'm gonna finish up the last of my chores, grab a shower, and get stoned like death in the bible.
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I want shrimp in a nice creamy sauce
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First person I thought of was Sarah Andersen, I was surprised by how cute she is IRL
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also Matthew Inman, the guy who made The Oatmeal
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So sick of fake foods
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I'm N Luv with a Nonnie
She Milkin' them cows, she playin she playin
I'm not goin nowhere girl I'm stayin
I'm N Luv with a Nonnie
fuck, it sounds delicious, thank you nonny
I'm bringing my recipe >>1436680
Pizza on Cinnimon Raisin Bagels, it's very savory and sweet. I love it so much. I think I'd be a hit with the /ot/Nonnies more so then the /snow/ nonnas.>/snow/- Spagetti
1. Hamburger meat (not fried but "broiled" if you will with just water, onions and peppers until brown)
2. Spagetti Noodles
3. Tomato Sauce (again the kind with the whole tomatos in it)
4. Colby Cheese
Make spagetti how you normally make it but add cheese and a some sugar.
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I would bring these
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Would make pork pozole and serve it with tostadas for my nonnitas
This and >>1436705
are the only correct answers