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No. 1437006

Skeet skeet bang bang
Previous thread: >>1347602

No. 1437011

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>>1436996
You could call me a moth man fan

No. 1437015

File: 1670483001018.jpg (71.2 KB, 735x708, 1670482754037.jpg)

I'll protect you nonny

No. 1437018

File: 1670483318529.jpg (72.48 KB, 720x705, 5016ba505356ea992f3b3b702586d6…)

"What are ya….chicken?"

No. 1437119

File: 1670493424183.jpg (54.77 KB, 824x960, 53245345.jpg)

Can't call yourself a real girlboss without one

No. 1437143

>>1437119
And then you end up with some piss-encrusted toilet contraption

No. 1437192

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It really makes you thunk, doesn't it?

No. 1437362

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No. 1437365

>>1437143
Did you mean "free rock candy?"

No. 1437394

>>1437365
God damn it nona I just woke up

No. 1437422

>>1437362
only if joel dies

No. 1437454

watching south park with my dad and after ike had a line my dad turned to me and goes "ikes so cute" with 100% sincerity. im my dad and my dad is me, kms

No. 1437457

>>1437454
would your father enjoy south park yaoi

No. 1437477

>>1437457
pray i never find out

No. 1437479

>>1437477
watch tweek x craig with him

No. 1438687

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No. 1438731

File: 1670603983264.jpg (33.36 KB, 606x593, download (1).jpg)

hola como tu ta nonnitas tu queries una ֆƙᕲㄥֆƙㄥ₥ᕲ

No. 1438737

File: 1670604216153.png (4.92 MB, 2228x1742, 1669835863899.png)

>>1438731
i wanna show this to the ryukfag, ask her if she would smoooch

No. 1438805

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No. 1438826

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Stop posting weird pictures or at least spoiler them. You're probably men.

No. 1438830

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>>1438826
>You're probably men.
not this shit again

No. 1438886

>>1438826
women are not gonna post only pictures of cute animals and sanrio shit

No. 1438902

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>>1438826
shut up faggot

No. 1438907

>>1438886
they absolutely do. it's basic evolutionary psychology

No. 1438910

>>1438907
your the one that sounds like a moid tbh.

No. 1438911

File: 1670613034745.png (449.8 KB, 794x640, mpreg gender.png)

>>1438907
Biology

No. 1439396

Is anynonnie out there

No. 1439397

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>>1439396
Yes, hi.

No. 1439400

>>1439396
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone at home?

Come on now
I hear you're feeling down
Well, I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again

Relax
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts?

There is no pain, you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain, you would not understand
This is not how I am
I have become comfortably numb

I have become comfortably numb

O.K.
Just a little pin prick
There'll be no more aaaaaaaah!
But you may feel a little sick

Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working, good
That'll keep you going through the show
Come on, it's time to go

There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown
The dream is gone
I have become comfortably numb

No. 1440268

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>>1439396
>>1439397
sniffles h-hi

No. 1440273

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No. 1440460

File: 1670718963623.png (121.08 KB, 344x344, santacat.png)

anybody up for some fruitcake?

No. 1440505

>>1440460
where's the fruitcake though??!!

No. 1440509

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>>1437011
>his favourite music
there is a light that never goes out

No. 1440533

File: 1670723901165.png (178.23 KB, 445x232, fruitcakecat.png)

>>1440505
merri crimis

No. 1440576

>>1440533
mérry christler

No. 1440667

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tag yourself

No. 1440683

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>>1440667
Bartholomew for sure

No. 1440688


No. 1440692

>>1440509
This shit looks like a chalkboard with smudged chalk, I went past it a few times and I keep thinking it's a green chalk board

No. 1440697

>>1440667
sorry to say I'm Ham Doglo

No. 1440698

>>1440533
mrghry chrmphss (through a mouthful of fruitcake)

No. 1440741

File: 1670738559322.jpeg (189.8 KB, 1280x960, 35A2796B-05D5-42A3-9EEA-04CE44…)

Concept: a cum jar but with period blood, clots and all.

No. 1440746

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No. 1440748

>>1440741
I want one containing the entire scraps of lining I used to shed when I was on one particular birth control

No. 1440752

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>>1440741
Idea: Girlfriends who give each other period blood necklaces

No. 1440754

I'm posting from a cardboard box to escape the bright lights that blind me. liiiighttts theeey bliiind meee im Electra heart now

No. 1440755

File: 1670739540082.png (67.4 KB, 575x956, hn.PNG)

>>1440752
There are already things like that, and the same exists with breast milk

No. 1440757

>>1440741
I could do this since I'm on my period right now and its super heavy…

No. 1440759

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No. 1440771

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No. 1440781

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No. 1441234

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>>1437006
The internet can overflow with zen

No. 1441543

>>1440509
hahahahaha you're funny nonetta

No. 1441609

File: 1670794992053.gif (10.51 MB, 640x640, kaito-vocaloid-hello-funny-lit…)

>>1441234
whats up girlies you lookin for a computer program man?

No. 1441668

>>1441234
Bless you for this nonny! May all your wishes come true!

No. 1441672

>>1441609
Kaito is so pure.

No. 1441964

File: 1670807373633.png (498.75 KB, 1624x818, lyle wake up.png)

LYLE! LYLE WAKE UP! THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!!! THEY HIT THE FUCKIN PENTAGON LYLE!!!

No. 1442001

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>>1441964
posts you can hear

No. 1442004

>>1441609
My heart belongs to Gakupo sorry

No. 1442005

>>1441964
doesn’t matter which channel FUCK

No. 1442008

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>>1441234
> me seeing this

No. 1442016

>>1441234
why are men so gay?

No. 1443079

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hello nonnies

No. 1443086

>>1443079
The autism socks……

No. 1443093

>>1443079
4chan pick me uniform

No. 1443394

>>1443079
let me guess, your e-dating an /rk9/ poster

No. 1443400

>>1443079
This is some uber pickme from twitter called something like FatLover69 who shoops her waist and tits like crazy while saying she loves fat sweaty incels and is autistic. Very sad and pathetic.

No. 1443405

File: 1670885063261.png (98.07 KB, 902x467, nah.PNG)

>>1443079
not even the first time it's been posted, file name

No. 1443465

File: 1670889015822.gif (3.54 MB, 320x240, 1500.gif)

>>1443405
When even the bottom of the barrel moids don't want you. Pickmes have hit an all time low

is this racist grandpa or whatever her name was

No. 1443468

>>1443400
It's been proven she's wearing a breast piece already. She also pretends to be autistic

No. 1443472

>>1443468
to be fair, the only thing more autistic than being autistic is pretending to be autistic

No. 1443479

File: 1670889905438.png (69.75 KB, 862x763, Untitled.png)

Let me try this again
Saw voice
Lets play a game

No. 1443481


No. 1443482

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>>1443479
just re-read you said "O cana" and I thought you meant "O canada" and I added the o

No. 1443483


No. 1443485

>>1443482
I love you

No. 1443499

>>1443485
yes, you won nonna the gift of love

No. 1443503


No. 1443504


No. 1443505

>>1443503
It's "I love you" nonnie it's been solved sadly

No. 1443511

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>>1443499
Thank you nonna
>>1443504
I'm okay with sharing the love

No. 1443516

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>>1437006
Mallard ducks are:
>rapists
>cannibals
>necrophiliacs
>gay
>gay necrophiliacs

No. 1443518

>>1443516
but they are so cute so everything is forgiven

No. 1443519

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No. 1443520

>>1443516
They look so tasty why don't the heads taste like blue raspberry

No. 1443524

>>1443516
so they are the Scrote animal? noted

No. 1443528

>>1443516
male ducks are called drakes for a reason

No. 1443531

>>1443516
For a second I was worried I had let one of these bastards into my stardew valley farm, but then I remember all farm animals in the game are female.

No. 1443548

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>>1441234
>he actually doesn't have a shitstreak

Wtf he's perfect

No. 1443609

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They're gonna have sex

No. 1443622

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>>1443609
Want an entire bl anthology of these two

No. 1443632

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gonna go buy ice cream. does any one want some??????

No. 1443636

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>>1443622
This is fucked up but Chad looks like Denmark from Hetalia

No. 1443651

File: 1670905570295.jpg (674.15 KB, 719x1169, cutetree.jpg)

Small tiny little baby christmas

No. 1443654

>>1443622
Why not make it happen?

No. 1443661

GIRLS QUICK WHERE'S THAT PIC THAT SAYS "CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING" AND THEN THERE'S A DICKHOLE WKTH HOT SAUCE GOING IN???

No. 1443667

File: 1670907339055.jpg (Spoiler Image,38.37 KB, 442x533, 1632744395577.jpg)

>>1443661
I got you famalam

No. 1443678

>>1443667
I LOVE YOU SIS

No. 1443734

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No. 1443736

File: 1670914158533.gif (60.2 KB, 310x310, Handsome Ron - Space Heater Sa…)


No. 1443737

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No. 1443739

>>1443736
I once got shocked really badly from a space heater plugged into a power strip at my old job. Huge painful jolt. This is wise

No. 1443860

File: 1670929802395.jpg (9.88 KB, 226x400, 0c08b752-cb74-4dcf-a874-9225c8…)

Hello ladies, my name is Chadward

No. 1444128

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No. 1444147

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i thought these ads were shitposts but they're actually real psas

No. 1444150

File: 1670950132912.jpg (23.92 KB, 400x395, c9lyfo2gcji41.jpg)

cheese

No. 1444153

File: 1670950437394.png (1008.38 KB, 800x800, FjuCWlLXkAIoimF.png)

>>1444147
I knew the old ones were real but I didn't know they were still at it

No. 1444154

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No. 1444155

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No. 1444164

>>1444155
I love when things scream "someone had fun doing this". Very cute and perfect

No. 1444181

File: 1670952890988.png (1.17 MB, 1094x1340, Screenshot 2022-12-13 at 9.34.…)

>>1444164
>Skree!

No. 1445151


No. 1445198

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>>1440533
i eat you

No. 1445207

>>1445198
Sloths have been oppressed and bullied for too long. They only burn sometimes 100kcal a day. You would be lazy too with such a slow metabolism.

No. 1445218


No. 1445370

I'm thinking bout running off to /r9k/ and posting some shit to trigger the scrotes kek

No. 1445786

File: 1671044779075.png (523.28 KB, 775x687, Rainbow.png)

I'm a snail hueh hueh

No. 1445790

File: 1671044919127.jpg (67.18 KB, 758x397, turns-out-when-wasps-are-given…)

color paper wasp nest
color paper wasp nest
color paper wasp nest
color paper wasp nest
color paper wasp nest
color paper wasp nest

No. 1446140

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I'm the dumbest motherfucker in my program but FUCK it, I gotta finish this goddamn paper so I can do take a silly little bath with my silly little bath bombs
I just can't stop thinking how my teacher will grade my work and think that I'm a dumbass and that I don't deserve to be in this program. I wanna cry so badly but no, gotta save that for bathtime in about an hour if I bust my ass

No. 1446212

>>1443636
he can den my mark for sure

No. 1446241

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No. 1446313

File: 1671064964833.jpg (24.04 KB, 498x400, 764.jpg)

fuck the gouvernement

No. 1446332

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No. 1446359

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No. 1446368

>>1446140
Huh, I don't remember writing this post…….

No. 1446395

>>1446140
ALLLLMOST THEEEEERRRREEEEE, ONLY THE CONCLUSION AND INTO TO GO
I CAN DO THIS, I CAN ALMOST TASTE THE CHEMICAL TOXINS OF THE BATH BOMBS, RELAXATION AND DISSASOCIATION HERE I COME

No. 1446407

>>1446368
Nonnie I love you ad I hope you get through this, but I want you to know that identity fraud is serious and I have a lawyer on speed dial

No. 1446470

>>1446241
thank you I was so dscared

No. 1446500

File: 1671077068479.jpeg (270.05 KB, 1437x1080, 1670963528277.jpeg)

have a krabby patty

No. 1446502

>>1446500
I… cant eat him while hes smiling

No. 1446506

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No. 1446513

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>>1446140
>>1446395
>>1446407
FINALLY I REFUSE TO WORK ON THIS ANY LONGER
IT IS DONE
voy a bañarme, muchos besitos queridas

No. 1446530

File: 1671082398199.gif (1.43 MB, 400x589, 7337A872-004A-48BE-B3E4-E5AFD2…)

How I wipe after pooping

No. 1446560

>>1446530
Whys your shite black

No. 1446602

File: 1671089961375.jpg (25 KB, 579x550, HEY.jpg)

10 MORE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
10 MORE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
10 MORE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
10 MORE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
10 MORE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
10 MORE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
10 MORE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
10 MORE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
10 MORE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
10 MORE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
10 MORE DAYS HOLY FUCK 10 MORE DAYS

No. 1446621

File: 1671092353102.jpeg (611.18 KB, 2400x2400, 70D1AAF3-FAB5-4A39-BB1A-421CE0…)

>>1445790
Forbidden Trix cereal

No. 1446634

>>1445790
i sprayed flex seal on these mfers and it killed them kek. no free housing if they arent paying rent.

No. 1446652

I’ve been constipated on and off for a month and when i do shit it’s these little round rock solid pellets that propel out of my ass like machine gun fire and today when I went to wipe after unleashing WWIII on the toilet there was just blood on the napkin, I think I’m going to die nonas

No. 1446796

>>1446621
now I want cereal FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

No. 1446803

File: 1671110397569.png (382.02 KB, 902x1108, 1669886988533.png)

>>1445370
Go for it! I get this urge too and sometimes take it all the way through to trying to post before being reminded of my lifetime ban from 4chan for the relentless bullying I did about 5 years ago.

No. 1446805

>>1446803
source for your post picture and others like it i've seen before?

No. 1446809

File: 1671110853061.png (244.81 KB, 720x720, 1669884935362.png)

>>1446805
Sorry I dont remember but this is the only other one I got

No. 1446812

>>1446805
It's from the artist Mofu Sand https://www.instagram.com/mofu_sand/?hl=en
Most of the images you can find here or seen here with a transparent background is made from me and can be found on /m/

No. 1446852

>>1445370
kek see you there nonna

No. 1446859

>>1446803
>being reminded of my lifetime ban from 4chan for the relentless bullying I did about 5 years ago.
thank you for your service

No. 1446981

File: 1671120636798.jpg (49.75 KB, 497x312, hamburger.jpg)

I'd be a club sandwich with a toothpick that has the colorful frilly on it

No. 1446999

>>1446981
I love the colorful frilly, kek.
Bacon burger is such a cutie.

No. 1447657

File: 1671151736460.png (2.27 MB, 2061x768, Untitled.png)

asked ai and apperently this is my favorite foods

No. 1447672

>>1447657
Nice fucking fried egg.

No. 1447673

>>1446981
I'd be a thanksgiving leftover sandwich with turkey and gravy and stuffing and a little cranberry

No. 1447682

File: 1671153522456.jpg (Spoiler Image,83.29 KB, 749x945, 1669953305966.jpg)

>>1445370
The other day I made threads across multiple boards asking them what's their excuse for not looking like pic related and then closed the window.

No. 1447683

>>1447657
the first plate looks like something out of a cartoon when a character who can't cook makes something toxic

No. 1447687

>>1447657
i'd unironically eat the second one tbh

No. 1447725

I am so unfortunate that I am so very lucky to be honest about the same parking situation and not being able and not the boss to get the job done and to be a safety guard and a brownie for the short notice of my favorite time to shuffle is now.

No. 1447735

File: 1671156610942.gif (731.81 KB, 220x220, cry-about-it.gif)

Cry about it Cry about it
Cry about it Cry about it retard
Cry about it Cry about it
Cry about it Cry about it
Cry about it retard Cry about it
Cry about it
Cry about it Cry about it
Cry retard Cry about it Cry
Cry about it Cry about it
Cry about it Cry about it
Cry about it Cry about it retard
Cry Cry about it
Cry about it retard Cry about it

No. 1447839

File: 1671162006470.jpg (1.32 MB, 1340x2043, Screenshot_20221215_212401_Fir…)

I'm that bitch (yeah)
Been that bitch, still that bitch (ah)
Will forever be that bitch (forever be that bitch)
Yeah (ayy, ha)

No. 1449442

File: 1671260995606.jpg (45.84 KB, 980x980, 1638368898050.jpg)

MY ENTIRE BODY ACHES AND I FEEL EVERY JOINT WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL I NEED MONEY SO I CAN FINISH DEGREE SO I CAN HAVE MONEY SO I CAN GET HEALTH INSURANCE SO I CAN GO TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR AND FINALLY GET THIS SHIT DIAGNOSED AND MANAGED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No. 1450165

>>1447735
Fuck I thought I was in the song lyrics thread for a sec I was gonna google these sick bars kek

No. 1450179

my goat is fat

No. 1450189

File: 1671304411158.jpg (13 KB, 400x400, extreme butthurt.jpg)

I SCREAM
YOU SCREAM
WE ALL SCREAM FOR
ASS CREAM

No. 1450683

elf on a shelf surveillance state !!!!

No. 1450769

>>1450683
is this a rhoslc reference ?

No. 1450938

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idk where else to put this but i love lolcow. i love the people on lolcow. I’ve been here for a few years now but I’ve never taken the time to stop and appreciate it. I love taking time out of my day when i’m in the bath or waking up to be my bad self online and to make fun of rat-shit people who deserve it, i read it like an old man reads the newspaper over his cup of coffee in the morning. i’ll laugh and giggle at the sense of humour so many nonnas have that match mine to a T. and I’m able to feel like i’m not completely alone in this ever-growing fucked up world. i’m so glad other women are able to point and laugh at the growing-ridiculousness of it all and see through all the bullshit and call it out. even the in-fighting is just shrugged off and everyone gets on with their day and everyone is better off because of it because we get it. it’s a whole-ass culture here. sure its’s fucked up and mean but then you go to /g/ and that’s just full of love and genuine care… and I love it. i love you, retarded nonnies. even the lurkers. you get some love too. thanks for existing in the same time as me.

No. 1450969

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>>1450938
Love you, nonnie. Sorry about that time I called you a scrote.

No. 1450979

>>1450938
>the in-fighting is just shrugged off
are you really a regular on /ot/?

No. 1451114

File: 1671364275511.jpg (2.42 MB, 5100x3226, PVHJVit.jpg)

My alma mater

No. 1452339

>>1450165
AYRT. You have rendered me chucklefucked.

No. 1452342

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She was banished for sperging too hard. Kek. Lmao, even.

No. 1452368

>>1451114
Loving the mix of libfem, radfem, anarchism, and Islam. They're right that the typical conservative thinks that these groups are anything but disparate, but it's such a retarded thing to think that it boggles the mind. Ironically, though, I do think this completely improbable mix of things is the "ideal" in the mind of a libfem/TRA (who almost certainly knows nothing about radical feminism, or politics and sociology in general).

No. 1453462

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>>1450189
Man my butthole is rubbed raw from my chronic gigaconstipation (hence why i'm in this thread which I do not usually read, sheer boredom of waiting for my shit to come out), this post is just what I needed, I feel like the universe is speaking directly to me.
Yes, I do scream (in pain) for ass cream. Thank you nonnie.

-Sent from my toilet

No. 1453477

>>1453462
>-Sent from my toilet

This is killing me nona lmaoo

No. 1453480

>>1453462
Too much Trans dilational sex son. Easy there.

No. 1453489

>>1452368
Wow…. wow…. easy there…..
Have you read the Koran or Hadiths? lol. Obviously not.
Non-devout Shia Islam is a very distant possibility for incorporating feminism and anarchism.
Sunni Islam. No chance lol and over 80% of the worlds Muslims are Sunni.

You are basically telling Orthodox Jews, Sunni Imams and Amish Farmers that you know their religions better than they do….
Oh my the insanity of an autistic feminist tranny on lolcow farms.

No. 1453623

>>1453489
>Amish Farmers
kek

No. 1454481

just had bits of vegan cheese and lingonberry jam. i.. didn't take out enough crackers and forgot to buy quince paste but it's still good!! just makes me feel bad about myself. why am i eating jam slathered cheese alone in my room. merry christmas eve

No. 1455498

>>1445790
Gay pride waps gay pride wasps

No. 1455527

whatever moid got this ip banned I'm going to murder you just let me shitpost

No. 1455683

>>1454481
Jam slathered cheese is excellent choices nonna, you sound like you have good taste!

No. 1455786

I like eggs

No. 1455795

>>1455786
i'm gonma beat you up

No. 1455800

>>1455795
STOP!!! NO FIGHTING!!! WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE!!!

No. 1456440

File: 1672218402233.jpeg (21.16 KB, 275x247, 1662739585925.jpeg)

WE'RE FUCKEN BACK MY STACIES

No. 1456445

>>1455786
stupid egg girl lick a chicken

No. 1456468

ai art is real art

No. 1456471

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No. 1456472

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No. 1456513

>>1456472
Thank you Jeeves

No. 1456550

File: 1672233361448.jpeg (115.69 KB, 1079x1123, e88c4255-2d3b-4aa5-9ef6-407842…)

At last, our creation is complete

No. 1456584

File: 1672235887515.jpg (303.43 KB, 900x586, Kleiner_holding_lamarr.jpg)

>>1456550
What would Dr. Kleiner name him? Would he be friends with Lamarr?

No. 1456611

File: 1672238443142.png (3.11 MB, 2717x4549, 1655654150020.png)

I fell in love with bio-chan on cc, I actually really liked mining. they are our sisters and I love them

No. 1456728

Scrolling by and ugly laughing TOO LOUD,ty nonna

No. 1456805

>>1456611
KEK who drew this masterpiece

No. 1456825

3 MUGS OF COFFE PER DAY MASTERRACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No. 1456827

>>1456825
heh… 3 cups… catch me over here with my second pot of coffee and my intestinal lining fallin out.

No. 1456846

>>1456825
I milk the coffee machine at work so much im gonna develop feelings for it

No. 1456859

>>1456846
coffeecow dot farm

No. 1456922

File: 1672261940792.jpeg (134.19 KB, 867x867, FBBA7386-31EA-4C7F-A472-DDA02E…)

He sexy for real

No. 1457131

You're all retards wasting time and money with coffee when caffeine pills exist

No. 1457157

File: 1672277778234.jpg (25.95 KB, 545x563, nice hat.jpg)

>>1457131
I might be a tard but you must be the queen, for no bigger retardation can come from simpletons like myself. Imagine not drinking coffee for the amazing taste, interesting combinations, and the little warmth embracing your insides like no other thing can do. Pills cannot do it, you need to feel it, that warmth down your tongue and throat and chest, it will make your body temperature go up, the taste will stick in your tongue, it will make you want more, it makes you feel safe and loved. No, no humans can replicate that feeling, no pills, only coffee. It might be happiness itself. Majesty, you're missing some shit.

No. 1457168

>>1457131
only ppl who like caffeine pills over coffee are ex cocaine addicts.

No. 1457180

>>1456584
Floppa would hiss at Lamarr

No. 1457182

I want potato pelmeni and I want it now but it's 3 am so I have to wait until tomorrow to cook them which will take 2 hours probably reeeeeeee

No. 1457304

Can someone please write a fanfic about nick funtes getting anally raped by 30 autistic baboons?? And also can you include something along the lines of "They were going in and out of the nick's asshole so swiftly, rapid, to the point were it felt like a baton wrapped in barbed wire forcing his Longitudinal to blossom wide open like a Evening Primrose in the middle of harsh spring rain. He shivered and groaned as his body collapsed underneath him. Tears forming under his eyes."

No. 1457319

>>1457131
I unironically like the taste of cheapass sugar free energy drinks

No. 1457330


No. 1457344

>>1457330
oh look it's oneliner-chan back at it again. If you're gonna troll at least put some effort to it.

No. 1457347

>>1457304
can monkeys have autism

No. 1457348

merry

No. 1457378

File: 1672314280084.png (48.63 KB, 153x158, bad zoinks.png)

I read some BTS smut the other day and I still feel dirty.

No. 1457406

>>1457378
As you should

No. 1457900

File: 1672354637401.jpg (5.3 KB, 320x240, GrayYoungBallpython-mobile.jpg)

AUTISM
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE CRINGE
I CANNOT ARTICULATE
I CANNOT COPULATE
TRAPPED IN MYSELF
REEEEEE

No. 1457902

>>1457378
if its about namjoon it's ok

No. 1457942

>>1457902
ew that's the ugliest one (which says a lot really)

No. 1457952

>>1457942
please tell me you find jk attractive so i know you have shit taste

No. 1457975

>>1457952
I find none of them attractive but ratmon is the ugliest even among those uglies

No. 1458118

File: 1672387867250.jpg (12.52 KB, 535x534, FB_IMG_1672387858997.jpg)

a baby

No. 1458122

File: 1672388531155.gif (276.48 KB, 200x150, i.gif)

>>1458118
munch
oops sorry

No. 1458151

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No. 1458353

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WHY DO I KEEP PEEING MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

No. 1458394

>>1458353
He pees to release urine. I pee to sexually stimulate my pelvic nerves. We are not the same.

No. 1458397

>>1458394
I do both

No. 1458443

File: 1672423138751.jpg (171.65 KB, 2560x1710, ah.jpg)

I know I'm not supposed to post selfies on lolcow dot farm but-

No. 1458452

>>1458443
wow so we do have stacies on lolcow
nice hair

No. 1458466

>>1458443
Drop your haircare routine queen

No. 1458481

File: 1672424833126.jpg (81.11 KB, 681x329, Screenshot_20221230-112610_You…)

*peen without love
peen can't get enough
peen, I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel peen than nothing at all*

No. 1458482

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No. 1458595

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No. 1458708

testtesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttest

No. 1458711

>>1458708
That's it, that's the character limit, it's 1500 characters, what the hell. I write thoughtless vent posts longer than that.

No. 1458722

>>1458711
same wtf. Let's ask to fix it

No. 1458733

File: 1672441783989.jpg (4.91 MB, 861x8551, Hallistheblondone.jpg)

>>1458711
How will we have gems on LC like picrel again

No. 1458736

>>1458733
they HAVE to fix it, there's no other way. No one asked for this, how come they make the website less functional but not update the banners? fuuuckkk

No. 1458880

>>1458711
I know right I was writing a very long sexual fantasy in /g/ I got carried away it had to be split in 4.

No. 1459272

Playing Nina loud as hell to drown out the firework noise, happy new year everyone! P.S. Ob blond, ob schwarz, ob braun.. Ich liebe alle Frau’n! ♥

No. 1459317

My exes are both attractive and ugly at the same time. I am confused.

No. 1459320

>>1458733
This should go in the newfag hall of fame

No. 1459445

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No. 1459446

>>1459445
me (4'10) when my yakuza husbando gets in yet another fight

No. 1459455

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>>1459272
I thought this was a yassified Ren Amamiya

No. 1460264

>>1459455
Oh my god anon..

No. 1460272

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No. 1460417

testtesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttestt

No. 1460420

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>>1460417
Guys they got rid of the limit again, this is 1,501 characters opposed to 1,500, let's celebrate

No. 1460442

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>>1460420
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No. 1463282

fart poop fart poop butthole butt cheek vagina penis diarrhea farty fart poop queef stinky poop brap belch smelly hair balls poopy fart farty poop shart hairy butthole

No. 1463287

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>>1460420
let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No. 1463329

fuck you fuck yoj fuck you fucki yuiu fuck you fyck you fuck you fyck you fuck you fycki yiu fyck you fuck you fyck you fuck you fuck you fyck you fyu k you fuck you fuck you fuck uou fuck

No. 1463411

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Holding in my pee currently

No. 1463414

>>1463411
what game is this I need to play it

No. 1463424

I AHTE TIKTOK AND WHAT IT HAS DONE TO EVANGELIONNNN

No. 1464480

Reply to this post like you're a troon baiting/ trying to pass as a woman

No. 1464484

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>>1464480
Feeling so bitchy today, cheated on my bf with some random guy but don't even care guess I'm just a slut

No. 1464487

There is a Full moon
My pussy itches, what will
Tomorrow hold for me

No. 1464492


No. 1464494

>>1464484
you should add a "teehee" on the end to really drive the point home kek

No. 1464510

>>1464480
There is actually nothing wrong with having bareback casual sex. Most moids do not have stds, especially not in the west. Radfags will screech about casual sex endangering women but they just have never felt how good being creampied feels. Not everything is a libfem psyop, bareback casual sex is great and I would encourage all my nonnies to give it a try. (Imagine there's some gay anime pepe edit or some moeshit animu screenshot attached to this post)

No. 1464511

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>>1464480
Today I went to the bar after work to relax a bit (mimosas cure all, am I right ladies?) and it was really tiring because men just wouldn't let me alone. I swear, they were undressing me with their eyes. It was flattering, but I'm a wlw! Nothing better than soft boobs, my fellow sapphics will know. Anyway, I went for a retail therapy afterwards to relieve stress. Got some cute new socks and sexy lingerie! Sigh, it's so hard being a lesbian nowadays! I wonder when will I find a cute girlfriend??

No. 1464531

Not me seeing a nanny job in Monaco for €10,000 a month, housing covered, 2 days off a week, and international travel by private plane required. Not me wishing I was qualified to deal with babies so I could work a month and quit.

No. 1464541

File: 1672970494769.gif (1.37 MB, 400x300, 160.gif)

>>1464531
all these "not me"s lately are making me irrationally angry

No. 1464564

>>1464541
Is it some kind of twitter meme

No. 1464565

>>1464510
>come back to lolcow after a bit of a break
>scrolling front page
>see this
Good lord anon I almost a-logged like I've never a-logged before, thankfully I checked what you were responding to lmao. Didn't even read the last sentence because I was so deeply enraged.

No. 1464566

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>>1464564
I'm pretty sure it started with tiktok, I might be wrong though. NTAYRT but god that and obnoxious "periodt" "sis" "stop" "it's giving" tiktok/twitterspeak unironically makes me seethe.

No. 1464570

>>1464566
They all need to go back

No. 1464571

>>1464541
lmao sorry I've only done this twice, I didn't see anyone else doing it. should I get baby care certified so I can get this bomb ass job?

No. 1464576

>>1464480
nonnies this is a little embarrassing but is it normal to be super dry but also kind of have a constant odor down there? it's not bad but it's noticeable, kind of citrusy. I'm a virgin so maybe it's just lack of experience but all through college I never understood other girls talking about being "wet", I don't really hang out with anyone now since I'm a loner so I have no one to compare with. I've just gone through menopause as well and aside from the hot flashes nothing changed, still dry. are your pussies wet all teh time?

No. 1464580

>>1464576
I don't think it's normal to be super dry 24/7. But I ain't a doctor. Like for me if I do a check and I'm not aroused, there's moisture at the entrance of my vagina and I can slide a finger in without feeling any dryness inside. Have you spoken with your gyno about this? I also don't think being a virgin matters but again not sure.

No. 1464646

>>1464580
tysm you for sharing that about putting ur finger in ur pussy, pussy sister. if anyone else would liek to discrib their vagernia ,i'm want to hear about it it to compare to mine own

No. 1465222

File: 1673035666741.jpg (Spoiler Image,72.14 KB, 612x600, tumblr_p95ngysdnp1tq9awno1_640…)

I knew it.

No. 1465235

File: 1673036478918.gif (220.37 KB, 500x281, E42CA2BE-B30C-41E8-AF42-99097A…)

Hahahahhaahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhhahhahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahhahahahahahahaahahaha anon didn't get the jo~b anon didn't get the jo~b hahahhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahh god I want to kill myself i hate being alive fuck this shit.

No. 1465933

File: 1673108902258.jpg (36.6 KB, 500x695, 8b88b68e7a9dbf5ed3a7128303765a…)

Growing my hair down to my ankles to assert dominance

No. 1466391

In ancient times the gweeks cooked fwat cakes, cawwed obewios, between hot metaw pwates. As they wewe spwead thwoughout medievaw euwope, the cake mix, a mixtuwe of fwouw, watew ow miwk, awnd often eggs, became known as wafews awnd wewe awso cooked ovew an open fiwe between iwon pwates with wong handwes. Waffwes awe pweceded, in the eawwy middwe ages, awound the pewiod of the 9th–10th centuwies, with the simuwtaneous emewgence of few à hosties / hostieijzews (communion wafew iwons) awnd mouwe à oubwies (wafew iwons). Whiwe the communion wafew iwons typicawwy depicted imagewy of jesus awnd hiws cwucifixion, the mouwe à oubwies featuwed mowe twiviaw bibwicaw scenes ow simpwe, embwematic designs. The fowmat of the iwon itsewf was awmost awways wound awnd considewabwy wawgew than those used fow communion. The oubwie was, in its basic fowm, composed onwy of gwain fwouw awnd watew – juwst as was the communion wafew. Iwt took untiw the 11th centuwy, as a pwoduct of the cwusades bwinging new cuwinawy ingwedients tuwu westewn euwope, fow fwavowings such as owange bwossom watew tuwu be added tuwu the oubwies; howevew, wocawwy souwced honey awnd othew fwavowings may have awweady bewn in use befowe thawt time. Oubwies, nowt fowmawwy named as such untiw c.1200, spwead thwoughout nowthwestewn continentaw euwope, eventuawwy weading tuwu the fowmation of the oubwieuws guiwd in 1270. These oubwieuws/obwoyews wewe wesponsibwe fow nowt onwy pwoducing the oubwies but awso fow a numbew of othew contempowaneous awnd subsequent pâtissewies wégèwes (wight pastwies), incwuding the waffwes thawt wewe soon tuwu awise.

No. 1466402

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>>1465235
I have a job for you! Being beautiful. Oh wait, you're already doing it…ahaha ♥

No. 1466465

The one I don’t like that you have a good time at your place but you have a lot to say I love it and it was like I don’t have anything like you do that you don’t remember what I was doing I was just a lot like you I did it and you never know that I don’t like it I just like that I have a

No. 1466474

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Rawrpilled

No. 1466483

File: 1673144668017.jpg (Spoiler Image,547.06 KB, 1230x1628, FaceApp_1673144547901.jpg)

I made this in faceapp and want to know how many of you de/g/enerates would fuck him

No. 1466508

File: 1673148537307.jpeg (85.34 KB, 800x800, the b.jpeg)

i love lolcor bebe!

No. 1466555

>>1466508
I love lolcor bebe

No. 1466558

File: 1673154087365.jpg (54.65 KB, 428x640, a.jpg)

>>1466508
lolcor bebe my precious

No. 1466563

File: 1673155529526.jpeg (107.3 KB, 750x716, 082BC74B-6550-4332-841C-3F9950…)

>>1466402
N-Nonnie

No. 1466885

File: 1673188437201.jpg (1.76 MB, 2809x1892, saucy.jpg)

Saucy

No. 1466905

File: 1673189377655.jpg (2.94 MB, 4128x2322, 20230108_194757.jpg)


No. 1466981

File: 1673192615366.jpeg (78.19 KB, 827x1079, B2D25600-8613-4502-8DC5-325BD9…)

Was looking at spas and found this
They offer emotional showers
Like I don't do this at home already

No. 1466986

>>1466474
They're going their own way but that way keeps leading them to women so Idk feels like they are confused

No. 1467027

>>1466885
loool is this inspired by a lolcow discussion? can't remember thread but I swear i just saw two nonnas arguing about hoarding sauce packets vs. buying sauce

No. 1467037

>>1466981
What's an emotional shower?

No. 1467054

>>1467027
unpopular opinion or things you hate

No. 1467059

>>1467057
why the fuck would you need to pay for that????

No. 1467067

I missed you so much nonies

No. 1467070

>>1467067
where have you been loca

No. 1467105

>>1467070
I didn’t know about the other url and just assumed the site was down because I’m a dumbass

No. 1468674

File: 1673357397445.jpg (282.6 KB, 1024x941, goku.jpg)

Ally Goku

No. 1468971

File: 1673380266721.png (833.35 KB, 600x676, 1600357492726.png)

Yeah you better dingus or pingus, Benihana.

No. 1468997

File: 1673381804275.jpeg (382.99 KB, 1952x1952, lick.jpeg)


No. 1469004

>>1466483
I need to see his body

No. 1469275

>>1466885
i love this

No. 1469277

>>1464541
I really hate the fact that i used that phrase well before twitter ruined it. At this point words will not be allowed in general because of twitter.

No. 1469345

File: 1673420125696.jpg (33 KB, 141x140, when_someone_says_preuben_ist_…)

PSA FROM PRUSSIA: CP DONT SCROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 1469347

File: 1673420395744.jpg (97.75 KB, 640x853, comically large italie.jpg)

ciao~!

No. 1469349

File: 1673420565525.png (191.48 KB, 814x1017, tumblr_720e301d5425b88d35d9077…)

ne ne papa

No. 1469352

>>1468997
this is very importatnt this is vidual storytelling the emotions it conveys are beyond words

No. 1469357

>>1467037
>>1467037
>>1467037
>>1467037
>>1467037
its when you have to poop at the end of your shower and that means you either have to get out with water all over you onto the toilet seat then slide around then get back into the shower to wash your ass or you just dry off and poop. It is a very emotionally charged moment

No. 1469399

ana taylor joy reminds me of the ratfaced poly chick from ftx I don't know why she just does

No. 1469643

File: 1673459561695.gif (1.87 MB, 179x318, gotta-go-fast.gif)

What is she running from?

No. 1469646

>>1469643
better yet, what is she running towards

No. 1469893

File: 1673472307703.gif (3.08 MB, 480x368, diarrhea dance.gif)

I have a bad case of diarrhea
I have a bad case of diarrhea
I have a bad case of diarrhea
I have a bad case of diarrhea

No. 1469905

File: 1673472803464.jpeg (673.86 KB, 1042x1058, 41E9DBE4-760D-44AE-BE87-EE9164…)

Me waiting for some inexperienced nonnie to make a shit-tier shay thread full of green links in the middle of a milkmas

No. 1469996

File: 1673476260305.jpg (83.63 KB, 639x836, 9dd2337c22a61cca7d60843dfee68d…)

She just like me fr fr

No. 1470095

File: 1673480625864.jpeg (38.99 KB, 497x280, 6C96F41B-5A61-4691-B1C4-BCC25E…)

>>1469996
I wish I could be so cool and calm and collected like you (honestly not being sarcastic)
sincerely, a fucking obnoxious ENFP

No. 1470371

>>1470095
no way, intj is like the un-fun villain type (from entp, the fun villain type)

No. 1470411

>>1469893
I once said this when a dude in the street tried to interview me

No. 1471777

File: 1673623137053.jpg (36.38 KB, 627x614, 1611502026686.jpg)

lc sleepover time
everyone invited
what would we watch on the movie cow?

No. 1471783

File: 1673623564094.jpg (254.71 KB, 2000x3000, MV5BZjE5ZjIwMGItMmQxZS00NGZlLW…)

>>1471777
COW BELLES (2006) ON DA MOVIE COW

No. 1471792

File: 1673624276960.gif (136.74 KB, 400x314, 1635983452109.gif)

>>1471783
perfect lets go girls

No. 1471922

File: 1673632793671.jpg (48.52 KB, 500x365, 1590399019953.jpg)

>have objectively superior taste in music
>introduce friend to some of my favorites
>beautifully made songs with atmospheric instrumentals and melodies
>brilliantly written lyrics that never fail to make me feel moved and entranced
>he's like 'yeah that was pretty good' or doesn't really react at all
Nonnas I am suffering. I am surrounded by people who simply do not have the mental and emotional capacity to truly appreciate art. Pearls for the swine. I am a cuttlefish forced to live in a sea urchin society. Hear my lament.

No. 1471942

>>1471922
Post some

No. 1471952

>>1471922
Iktf nonna. I literally know a scrote who thinks lyrics don't matter, only instrumentals. I think he's just a tiny bit retarded, like a wall in his brain blocking that kind of enjoyment.

No. 1471953

>>1471922
I want in on this incredible music nonna

No. 1471960

I learned something from black womens side of youtube. When someone writes a comment you agree with, you go "That part". Anyway so that's what I'll be using from here on out, not "This" like a redditor.

No. 1471996

>>1471922
I feel like we’d be friends

No. 1472001

>>1471792
Is this invader zim? Fucking kekkk

No. 1472042

>>1471942
>>1471953
Most of them are either in my native language or niche to the point that I'm paranoid about getting identified but vidrel was also one of the songs.
now I'm kind of nervous because of the exaggerated expectations I set

>>1471952
Right? I could never understand this, good lyrics can evoke the same feelings as good poetry.

No. 1472060

File: 1673637910135.png (1.07 MB, 1080x1068, 1672158833253.png)

which one

No. 1472063

>>1472060
plot twist: both are gay anyway

No. 1472067

>>1472060
Gay son is too intentionally furry bait to me. Thug son is scary first and furry bait second, which works for me.
I HAVE CHOSEN THUG SON

No. 1472077

>>1472063
both are very straight, the right one goes after pussy through the entirity of the movies and the other one has a fox gf please stop disrespecting my very straight wolf boyfriends, thank you

No. 1472088

>>1472060
What movie is the right side from? He's kinda hot

No. 1472092

>>1472042
based mgmt enjoyer. congratulations is their best album too

No. 1472094

>>1472088
Puss in boots 2

No. 1472095

>>1472060
Aren't they both up to no good? I'd rather have a cat.

No. 1472097

>>1472094
Bless. I'm gonna watch that tonight! Just rewatched part one last week.

No. 1472100

>>1472042
yeah that was pretty good

No. 1472111

File: 1673639284892.jpg (756.98 KB, 933x1320, 100435332_p0.jpg)

>>1472095
what about a fox
hate these movies for turning me into a furfag i want a cool mayor fox gf thats secretly a thief now

No. 1472123

File: 1673639649197.gif (1.13 MB, 440x272, 4ff0f649f6258d8f45c1b5892530bd…)

>>1472111
I love foxes, all of them.

No. 1472155

>>1472042
Anon you’re gonna have to post something other than mgmt kek. My expectations were higher than that. Give me the niche if you don’t want to be recognized by language, please.

No. 1472320

>>1472123
me too! They're my favorite animal!

No. 1472324

File: 1673649157705.jpeg (23.1 KB, 242x311, boomhauer.jpeg)


No. 1472425

File: 1673654159343.jpg (87.84 KB, 960x634, d1fbd75a92b89541692cff1fabfe5d…)

>>1472123
I love foxes, I identify with wolverines.

No. 1472463

>>1472324
I want more of this

No. 1472482

File: 1673656835550.png (846.51 KB, 1176x1498, Screen Shot 2023-01-13 at 2.16…)

>>1472463
here's the full comic, kek

No. 1472503

>>1470095
At least you're not an ISTJ or INFP.

No. 1472509

File: 1673658959646.jpg (11.12 KB, 236x303, b3c9bbead554161d0c827a1ff4abf3…)

>>1470371
I dunno I'm an INTJ as well and all my basement captives say I'm pretty fun.

No. 1472535

>>1471922
>>1472042
I think I'm the female version of your friend cause i'm not feeling this tbh but I react like that to most music

No. 1472549

>>1472482
KEK
I love this, thank you nonna

No. 1472625

>>1471960
i thought "this" originated from 4chan

No. 1472852

>>1470095
You're cool in your own way.

>>1472503
>t. INFP

No. 1473302

File: 1673744876538.jpg (6.24 KB, 64x64, 68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a…)

Me when I find another account to stalk

No. 1473303

>>1472852
Kek I was the INTJ she responded to.

No. 1473360

>>1471960
My mom says that.. and she’s white

No. 1473638

Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

No. 1473669

>>1472625
i thought it originated from tumblr lol

No. 1473700

>>1466885
I don't know the context but the character looks like me so I like it

>>1466905
cute

No. 1474836

Everybody's always talkin' at me
Everybody's tryin' to get in my head
I wanna listen to my own heart talkin'
I need to count on myself instead
Lose yourself to get what you want?
(Did you ever)
Get on a ride and wanna get off?
(Did you ever)
Push away the ones you should've held close?
Did you ever let go?
Did you ever not know?
I'm not gonna stop, that's who I am
I'll give it all I got, that is my plan
When I find what I lost
You know you can
Bet on it, bet on it
Bet on it, bet on it (bet on me)
I wanna make it right, that is the way
To turn my life around, today is the day
Am I the type of guy who means what I say?
Bet on it, bet on it
Bet on it, bet on it
How will I know if there's a path worth taking?
Should I question every move I make?
With all I've lost, my heart is breakin'
I don't wanna make the same mistake
Doubt your dream will ever come true?
(Did you ever)
Blame the world, but never blame you?
(I will never)
Try to live a lie again
I don't wanna win this game if I can't play it my way
I'm not gonna stop, that's who I am (who I am)
I'll give it all I got, that is my plan (that's my plan)
When I find what I lost
You know you can (you know you can)
Bet on it, bet on it
Bet on it, bet on it (bet on me)
I wanna make it right, that is the way
To turn my life around, today is the day
Am I the type of guy who means what I say?
Bet on it, bet on it
Bet on it, bet on it
Oh, hold up
Give me room to think, bring it on down
Gotta work on my swing, gotta do my own thing
Oh, hold up
It's no good at all to see yourself
And not recognize your face
Out on my own, it's such a scary place, ooh
The answers are all inside of me
All I gotta do is believe
I'm not gonna stop
Not gonna stop 'til I get my shot
That's who I am, that is my plan
Will I end up on top?
You can bet on it, bet on it
Bet on it, bet on it
You can bet on it, bet on it
Bet on it, bet on it (bet on me)
I wanna make it right, that is the way
To turn my life around, today is the day
Am I the type of guy who means what I say?
Bet on it, bet on it
Bet on it, bet on it (you can bet on me)

No. 1474910

File: 1674060056483.jpg (232.93 KB, 1600x1600, B1hORQ456US._SL1600_.jpg)

Ya mon I'm on da island mon I'm in Jamaica mon

No. 1475104

Everybodys talkin at me.. I cant hear a word theyre sayin.. Just drivin around in john voights car..

No. 1475693

Lolcor pls

No. 1475722

not another joshpocalypse smh

No. 1475793

This board keeps going down and endlessly filled with them. Why not give members the power to veto users out or ip block for spam

Also my lawfirm won't send me my fucking inheritance money and I'm fucking trapped

No. 1475826

>>1475793
Because we aren't reddit, for the better or worse.

No. 1475840

>>1475793
Because we aren't reddit, for the better or worse.

No. 1475858

>>1475793
How much money are you going to get nonny?

No. 1475867

Men are so fucking annoying

No. 1476001

Madonna used to be hot..

No. 1476425

>>1475722
what do I get for surviving my second joshpocalypse

No. 1476447

>>1476425
A cookie, here u go

No. 1476476

File: 1674095239421.gif (909.25 KB, 220x383, cookie-cat.gif)

>>1476447
thankies

No. 1476811

File: 1674145352727.jpeg (35.36 KB, 480x360, 1BDD28A4-E237-45E3-AB3F-18E7D0…)

HI NONNIES!!

No. 1476840

File: 1674147745028.jpg (121.88 KB, 625x415, pets-looking-cute-af-in-wigs-2…)

am i preti nao

No. 1476896

File: 1674153481792.gif (2.12 MB, 220x275, 94A7E7A4-2851-4E9B-984E-4D5F53…)

GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

No. 1476931

File: 1674156458319.jpg (154.99 KB, 1181x602, 785555.jpg)

I'm full nonnas.

No. 1476996

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No. 1477000

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No. 1477187

File: 1674177697019.png (1.35 MB, 1920x1080, lizdonggone.png)

open the door girls, it's time for our 4am girl talk!

No. 1477188

File: 1674177837977.jpg (191.99 KB, 960x540, 6db.jpg)

Swag.

No. 1477678

I play the fartsichord

No. 1477708

I miss him

No. 1480065

File: 1674508778489.jpg (134.74 KB, 675x1200, spurdooo.jpg)

Do you want to build a snowman-
it doesn't have to be a snowman-
.. ok bye..

No. 1480073

File: 1674509633188.jpg (74.47 KB, 640x571, tumblr_b80431195f435852a0c5aae…)

I'm so fucking bored

No. 1480084

>>1480073
misato so would do that

No. 1480088

>>1480073
me too nonnie

No. 1480091

File: 1674510630110.png (322.29 KB, 731x913, yeehaw.png)

>>1469349
ne ne mama

No. 1480113

File: 1674513327668.gif (936.84 KB, 600x608, 885.gif)

>>1480065
i to wand do build a snoman!!!

No. 1480296

cant get this fucking decade-old meme song out of my head today FUCK!!!!
PURI PURIN PURI PURIN.. SUGOKU DEKKAI GIGA PURIN

No. 1484830

File: 1674972573065.gif (3.53 MB, 360x270, dae19853-990e-4428-8327-353c99…)

Demons and ghouls in my peripheral

De.ons and ghoukds just barely out of sight

Demons and ghouls, they're oh so terrible

Demons andnghoulds they'll not leave without a fight

No. 1484843

File: 1674973581365.jpeg (68.29 KB, 640x638, 1A6BC448-055E-4F62-BE77-A3D5CE…)

WUSS POPPIN YALL

No. 1484846

File: 1674973833091.jpg (32.56 KB, 500x500, f0ff29833e9e1189bad0c035c39580…)

>>1484843
absolutely nothing

No. 1485428

File: 1675030026770.png (246.82 KB, 627x611, ox0wxbn08mea1.png)

Like that anorexic lookin crab ragoon could heal shit that'll just make me worse if I smoke a joint then get that emaciated shit I'll be double starving

No. 1485431

>>1485428
What is the bottom right pic supposed to be

No. 1485432

>>1485431
Bandaids

No. 1485433

>>1485431
Baby formula

No. 1485439

>>1485431
a goint

No. 1485502

Le mari de la sandy familly on dirait on dirait le mari de ma cousine je sais pas comment lui dire mais je dois lui dire

No. 1485503

>>1485502
on dirait so much i had to put it twice

No. 1485554

just another day on the lolcow.farms

No. 1485890

File: 1675094063298.jpeg (1.07 MB, 2908x2015, 9AC477F0-AA04-4817-B048-A76171…)

lolcor bebe!

No. 1485905

>>1485890
i think we can all agree… this passes the bebe test

No. 1485909

A few weeks ago I got high and came to the farms and every instance of someone saying 'nonnie' or some iteration seemed extremely transparent and cringey. Ever since then it's never been the same. It seems like every single post says nonna or nony or nonnie or nonnies and for some reason it reeks of newfaggotry. Take me back

No. 1485910

>>1485890
The bebest bebe of them all

No. 1485933

File: 1675098424224.gif (302.97 KB, 220x220, cat-laugh.gif)

Seeing troons irl is hilarious because they all look like Neanderthal ogres. I saw a giant troon with curly grease tendrils despite having male pattern baldness. He was wearing a pink floral shirt, bright blue sequined leggings and dirty ass new balance runners. Yet, we all want to look like them don't we nonnies?

No. 1485934

>>1485909
Been here since the first shayna thread and I say nonnie. Weed is making you retarded nonita.

No. 1485938

>>1485909
Did Juno? Marijuana cigarettes can induce paranoia about unreasonable things?

No. 1486077

>>1485934
I'm not saying that saying nonnie, etc. is newfaggotry. It's the frequency with which it's being used lately. At any rate, I guess it could be new farmers who are excited to find a group of women online, so it's not really a bad thing. I still wanna go back to before I noticed bc now it's annoying ripppp

No. 1486114

File: 1675114107466.jpg (649.43 KB, 1440x2532, Screenshot_2023-01-30-22-23-22…)

I have no friends i can share this with so pls bear with me. Just for fun i decided to argue with the chatgpt ai to see what it thinks about trannies. It kept defending them so i called it biased and it apologized and acknowledged it was tiptoing around the subject. Eventually i asked it picrel and it just crashed?? It's possible it just crashed but the timing was so off, it seemed like it just ended the chat lmao

No. 1486279

File: 1675123255930.png (29.45 KB, 128x128, discord__f_000f91__15577763734…)

pet soft kitty

No. 1486286

File: 1675123490454.jpg (10.82 KB, 228x221, 1638995779711.jpg)

arise jannies arise

No. 1486300

File: 1675123809803.png (1.14 MB, 750x1334, AFF94E45-ADFA-4336-B6A9-5533F2…)

Bump for gore

No. 1486309

File: 1675124086450.jpg (213.36 KB, 1080x1061, 20d99202e5c1dc2f8b0d9_9b79b174…)

>>1486300
gore spam still ongoing
I bet it's a tranny

No. 1486311

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No. 1486317

File: 1675124301168.png (435.78 KB, 856x810, Yumenikki.png)

>>1486309
UBBBOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA

No. 1486321

File: 1675124390420.jpg (88.21 KB, 1024x768, ENyZQ35W4AE7L8Y.jpg)

welp, that thread was very fucking bad idea after all

No. 1486345

>>1486321
Are you talking about post like a moid? I think it's funny but moids gonna moid

No. 1486352

>>1486345
Yeah, it was hilarious tho

No. 1486361

>>1486345
>>1486321
I'm dying at the fact that this scrote got so testerical over satire. At least he'll kill himself eventually like most moids

No. 1486364

>>1486361
A scrote had a breakdown over obvious hyperbole? I'm shocked, flabbergasted, bamboozled even.

No. 1486367

File: 1675127128553.jpg (45.99 KB, 735x679, 14de12bbc1955f20acc3a6f8634c74…)

I SAID IT ALREADY I WARNED YOU I WANRED YOU PERFIDIOUS MODS AND YOU DEVILISH JANITORS AND YOU FUCKING APPARITION OF AN ADMINISTOATOR I WARNED YOU THAT NORMALCY WHOULD WHOULD BY MY NEXT PRESENCE HERE ON LOLCOR.FARM BUT WHER STIS STUCKO IN THIS HELL WHERE THE WRSH RAINS OF RAINLES WE ARE HELPLESS NO COMMFORTER AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU DID NOTHING YOU DID NOTHING YOU DID NOTHING I DID NOTHING I WAS HERE ITS BEEN MONTHS AND I'VE BEEN HERE AND WHAT DID YOU DO I DID NOT SEE NOTHING YOU WERE NO USE YOU WERE WORSE YOU STILL HURT US THE MOST YOU HURT ME I DON'T UNDERSTAND I ALMOST CRIED BUT I CHOOSE SVREAM IN TEXT BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING BUT SILENCE AND I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE NORMAL AGAIN AND IT'S LIKE MY HOLE IN THE WORLD IS DOWN AND I ALSO CAME BACK AFTER ALL THIS TIME AND STILL NOTHING BUT THE GHOST PLEASE PELASE PLE ASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SAVE US PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FIC THTE SIGHT I'M BEGING YOU NONNY

No. 1486369

>>1486321
I would fug L until his nuts retracted back into his body from depletion

No. 1486396

I fucking love orange juice, I love the sourness of it, the little recoil I have to do when I take a sip, and the burn of my face after I drink it. I feel the vitamin c insert straight into my bloodstream and into my bones, my bones are strong on orange juice. When I piss after drinking orange juice I pretend I'm a broken Fanta machine at Mcdonalds' and the toilet is the cup as the orange juice brings me to a new stage of being.

No. 1486466

>>1486279
pet I love u kity

No. 1486483

>>1486369
L sucks
Wammy boys ftw

No. 1486498

File: 1675143365070.jpg (83.34 KB, 526x786, ce97321b7e71df6d96c86e9edfb70a…)

I've got that wintertime wintertime madness oh hoohohoHUEHUEHUE

No. 1486499

>>1486483
without L there wouldn't even be wammy boys. they showed up when the series went to shit anyway

No. 1487404

File: 1675212981366.jpg (15.49 KB, 290x352, 94.jpg)

I forget, which one is the blonde one?

No. 1487407

>>1487404
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No. 1487417


No. 1487440

File: 1675216575284.jpg (30.5 KB, 540x359, CQMbafrUYAAWTOe.jpg)


No. 1487480

File: 1675220963323.png (574.8 KB, 789x537, femaleautism.png)

which way young nonnie?

No. 1487484

>>1487480
WHERE'S LOLCOW. SHOW ME THE LOLCOW OPTION.

No. 1487487

>>1487484
All three branches are on lolcow together in harmony

No. 1487490

>>1486396
what the fuck is wrong with the orange juice you are drinking

No. 1487491

>>1487490
>t. never had freshly squeezed orange juice before

No. 1487637

cant wait to play my TERFcastle simulator where trannies get put in dungeon and die of malding

No. 1487642

Can a lawfirm and bank just not give you your trust money? They've made it so difficult for me to get the money that I've been waiting four months now. They say they will send it but never do. It's killing me because I scheduled jobs and courses to improve my life and I have to just sit here hopelessly endlessly waiting, which is costing me money I don't even have to get by in the meantime. I am stuck. They only reply once a week and that reply is always "We are doing this and wi update you" or "We are oreparing this and will get back to you" They don't consider my time valuable apparently. And what makes it worse is I tried every option which they reject, and they are finally agreeing to one option they rejected a million times meaning they could have just done that in the beginning. I absolutely hate fucking everybody because they fuck you over like this all the time.

No. 1487646

>>1487491
I have a ton of oranges and been living in the juices and fruit fibers, so zesty and satisfying. I'm gonna have some right now

No. 1487650

>>1487480
i'm all 3 what does that mean

No. 1487683

>>1487642
You need to be stalking them- call them every single day, tweet them if they have online presence, go in person and talk to a manager if there's a local branch. You will need to raise a stink and not just passively wait for a once a week email response.

No. 1487916

hell yeah chirodaddy make my spine snap like a kitkat bar

No. 1487937

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No. 1488262

File: 1675307313893.png (162.27 KB, 281x390, cupidcat.png)


No. 1488264

File: 1675307362169.png (102.59 KB, 293x278, conversationheartcat.png)


No. 1488267

>>1488264
smooch

No. 1488283

File: 1675309518116.jpg (31.42 KB, 704x495, 20230126_201232.jpg)


No. 1488293

>>1488283
i always get fucking jumpscared by jeff the killer chan

No. 1488324

File: 1675314310141.jpg (452.51 KB, 1042x1051, Screenshot_20230201_235955.jpg)

Ethan and Hila.

No. 1488335

>>1488324
UGLY MOID ATTRACTIVE WOMAN PROPAGANDA A THOUSAND CURSES UPON THE NETFLIX COMPANY A THOUSAND CURSES UPON JONAH HILL FELDSTEIN.

No. 1488344

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>>1437006
Plz don’t become a gendie patty I love you

No. 1488345

>>1488283
i hate this so much kek

No. 1488348

>>1488324
from what I have seen pretty much everyone hates this movie, and I can see why, it makes black people look bad, it makes jewish people look bad, it makes white people look bad and it makes muslims look bad

No. 1488351

>>1487480
I’ll take being a history/art tard over being a K-pop Stan any day

No. 1488353

>>1488344
Bet the comments will try to brainwash her into thinking she’s a troon just because she works out kek

No. 1488354

File: 1675316478505.jpeg (56.39 KB, 640x813, 1670475915247378.jpeg)

i can walk backwards fast as you can

No. 1488355

>>1488354
daddy would you like some sausage

No. 1488361

File: 1675316861424.jpg (101.72 KB, 1200x1154, 20230126_200006.jpg)

Tru

No. 1488738

File: 1675358169395.jpeg (28.78 KB, 375x182, 652F9FB6-076A-4AF9-9284-ADDCA0…)

Salmon bebe

No. 1489648

File: 1675441310269.jpeg (134.36 KB, 954x932, mad at me?.jpeg)


No. 1489653

>>1488354
Bob. Bobert. Boob. Bebe the Butler

No. 1489658

>>1488361
ha! Love it. Also the word bed is shaped like a bed and the word shark is shaped like a shark

No. 1490812

>>1446513
Proud of u nonner

No. 1492062

I AM OUT OF FUCKING ORANGE JUICE I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF WHY IS LIFE SO FUCKING CRUEL

No. 1492276

Starting a new job at a mental hospital with rapists and murderers. I dont think ill be working near them though. Thank god. Anyways nonners wish my luck! Posting this here because i felt like it was just some random dumb shit on my brain.

No. 1492284

>>1443079

It looks like you went to a costume party and your costume is 2015 memes. Also please for the love of fuck please dont tell me this is ACTUALLY you nonny and not someones picture you found on the internet. Kek.

No. 1492683

>>1492284
scroll down nonnerino
>>1443405

No. 1493313

File: 1675795682598.png (829.85 KB, 700x765, 1675794021207741.png)

>>1492276
Stay frosty

No. 1493622

>>1442001
he's so fucking sexy, his big eyes, his pedro's pascal nose, his huge lips who could wrap me and hold me tight while gibberishing how sexy i am
Anyway,
FUCK GENSHIN ANON, WHY DO YOU GET TO HAVE FUN AND TALK ABOUT YOUR INTEREST WHEN I HAVE TO ENJOY MY NICHE MEDIA ALL ON MY OWN

No. 1493642

File: 1675817287162.jpeg (647.01 KB, 999x660, 0CCA1348-0698-4CBB-80FA-EE146E…)

fascinated by men’s ability to melt like wax figures after hitting The Wall.

No. 1493721

>>1493642
he looks the same, just paler

No. 1494177

>>1493721
Me when I’m a faceblind autistic retard with no sex drive because my psychiatrist put me on birth control after I got my third ever period
Scrote looks like he just celebrated 7 months on heroin + viagra now. nigga just kill your self….

No. 1494480

>>1494177
>faceblind autistic retard
the only part you got right tbh. he looks like a wrinkly herion addict in both pics to me idk.

No. 1494483

>>1494480
*heroin

No. 1494553

>>1493642
gimpgirl????????

No. 1494571

>>1493642
how on earth did he go from looking like a chad to a wilted Brit

No. 1494572

>>1493313
ooh he is a LEMGTHY BOI

No. 1494610

File: 1675894739902.gif (2.09 MB, 380x229, wibble wabble.gif)

i got that wibble wabble
i got that wibble wabble
i got that wabble wibble
turn it up a little
CRUNCHY CRUNCHY
sub bass in the middle

No. 1494623

>>1494553
Who da hell is that !!

No. 1494636

>>1494623
ah to be a newfag again…
seriously though, she used to be a fairly well known cow here. heres her thread on snow >>>/snow/1028465 (second time posting bc like a dumbass i forgot how to crosslink boards)

No. 1494719

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cute little cat editnonny are you still there

No. 1495038

>>1494636
Well thank you for enlightening me! But I’m a little autistic and couldn’t decipher what you’re likening to said cow in my message. Alas, I’m just a normal citizen heartbroken by how fast men age.

No. 1495184

File: 1675958146856.png (460.56 KB, 469x472, 1675661393538.png)

Alright hear me out: rubber balloon dicks

No. 1495200

File: 1675958936289.gif (105.52 KB, 220x123, hisoka.gif)

>>1495184
pop pop pop that's the sound of his pp

No. 1495648

File: 1675997511100.jpg (11.05 KB, 299x300, animal.jpg)

You know who the fuck it is!! (I'm feeling sick just hadd diarrhea and asthma after eating PB and cheese I can't barely articulate, mate)

I'm know as the manhater
With my title "the baiter"
And you know I'm the kind
To piss and shit on a hat3r
Plus your dumbass is ugly
Looking like one of them polys
And your dick is so small
Ain't feeling shit, that's not on me
I been killing some moids
Aileen Wuornos on them moids
I was pissed and I just
Put 3 holes on a moid
I'm shitposting on lolcow
I think I got the downs
I got banned from the farms
50 times on a row

No. 1495680

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No. 1495691

>>1495648
>just hadd diarrhea and asthma after eating PB and cheese
i knew that shit was poison, i was right

No. 1497967

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(ass)

No. 1498012

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if i eated soap. I dont eat bc I did. No i didn't ♥

No. 1498339

>>1498012
name this species

No. 1498344

File: 1676260013428.jpeg (50.41 KB, 500x636, vaporeon discovered by Witch …)

>>1498012
that neck frill looks so BAD, they're tryna go for realism but why would any marine mammal have a solid neck ruff like that?? evolution really said fuck a streamlined shape for easier water navigation, im giving you a giant fuck off neck ruff instead

also it's ugly. i hope the artist is ashamed of himself (only a scrote would come up with something so ugly)

No. 1498350

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>>1498344
realistick pokemon suck znyway. let them be cute round cartoon critters. if i wanted to see some fucking seal i'd go to the zoo

No. 1498356

>>1488355
daddy im a farmer

No. 1498448

>>1488354
this is hilairous thank s!

No. 1498517

I'm too embarrassed to sing when there's friends around but I sing out loud while riding my bike like a freak idc.

No. 1498808

HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR BUTTHOLE
ski-dap ba-rap butthole

No. 1499074

has it ever donned on you

No. 1499484

WHERE THE CHEESE GO
WHERE THR CHEESE GONE
WHERE THE CHEESE BE
WHERE BE MY CHEESE

INSIDE INSIDE INSIDE

No. 1500956

new thread or dead thread?

No. 1501738

File: 1676564078485.jpeg (151.83 KB, 1242x831, F217952F-43DC-4CD2-9FE5-3D5BF5…)

I found this absolutely retarded thing and I will shitpost it here.

No. 1501741

>>1499484
singing this in my head to the tune of cranberries "zombie"

No. 1501742

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No. 1502168

File: 1676591815440.gif (28.09 KB, 150x140, Dancing_bird.gif)

IS THIS THE THANKS THAT I GET FOR PUTTIN YOU BITCHES ON?
IS IT MY FAULT THAT ALL OF YOU BITCHES GONE?

No. 1502606

>>1501738
"Now listen here veil carpet! hand over them humusus you put on them naned bread!"
"Walahai habibiti I can not la! Inti mujuoon!"

No. 1502777

THE FUTUR IS SO BRIGHT, WE CAN DO EVERYTHING I FUCKING LOVE THIS WORLD

No. 1502779

>>1437119
Sublimation print that shit on every toilet bowl in the world. World peace achieved

No. 1502781

File: 1676658642469.jpg (122.11 KB, 1261x731, LOT #2629 Fully functional "ol…)

FULLY FUNCTIONAL OLD BABY

No. 1502784

I drank one captn coke and I’m drunk even though i ate rice

No. 1502787

Felt extra sleepy past two days. I am in a good mood but my body is not. Well period started so that explains it. If I am not getting angry or sad for pms, which I am glad for feeling positive, I notice the lack of energy right away. It's not even sleepiness it's fatigue, losing the blood is losing iron but I also lose my appetite when I have menses. A bowl of soup is nice but not much, I just wanna sleep it off. I used to go to work in these conditions, which is why I want to work at home, but if I start a new job I hope they understand. Afterall I can still do my duties but let me take a nap.

Being a woman is the shitpost of real life

No. 1502794

File: 1676659176783.jpeg (3.31 MB, 4032x3024, F25562DD-5952-4052-9D27-C04A44…)

pizza is a big deal

No. 1503096

File: 1676683083357.webm (1.33 MB, 360x640, lmao.webm)

>blocks your path

No. 1503108

>>1503096
Would puppy boy go on a date with her?

No. 1503113

>>1503096
i once saw an anon say she misses the living doll trend. I hope she see this video

No. 1503211

File: 1676696719082.gif (1.85 MB, 398x498, sickos-sicko.gif)

>>1503096
>DOLL LIVE healing…
yessss

No. 1503345

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No. 1503446

>>1502777
what's your favourite takanaka album anonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

No. 1503458

>>1503108
he would be her retarded thrall servant a la yzma and kronk.

No. 1504161

File: 1676804186062.png (591.06 KB, 720x586, 777.png)

toodlely toot toot bwaaaaaaaaaaaaap

No. 1504634

In the next 5 years I'm going to find a sick rapper and a beatdude, we're gonna be famous and make money from talking like we're hot shit with a beat under it I can't wait already

>>1504161
This belongs in a museum

No. 1504697

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wanting to be mother, but in this way

No. 1504873

File: 1676901309543.png (4.65 MB, 2721x1415, 3pics_wwhite_gobelin_outfit.pn…)

>>1503446
Rainbow goblin ! But I love white gobelin too, especially the track cave city. This performance with the glittery hair is so fab

No. 1504902

I’m laughing at how easily triggered men are. The moment you say something they disagree with they are whining. I love to shitpost on their boards and see the (yous) pour in because of how easily offended they get. Doing that has been my stress release lately

No. 1504963

File: 1676911310099.jpg (33.44 KB, 658x438, slenderyaoi.jpg)

He comes

No. 1505124

File: 1676926703883.gif (21.58 KB, 220x129, cat-harry-potter.gif)

I can't believe Pusheen is a TERF holy shit based beyond belief

No. 1507343

File: 1677180218988.gif (167.02 KB, 220x164, mariah-carey.gif)

KEN LEEEEEEE
tulibudibudauchyuuuu
KEN LEEEE EEEEEEEE
kenlimedyumooooooo

No. 1507375

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>>1504873
me too! & i was watching one of the live recordings on youtube of the white goblin just the other day. i love his performance outfits so much, theyre iconic & i wish i couldve seen him perform live.

it took me a while to appreciate the white goblin, definitely i feel its not as timeless an album as rainbow goblins, but in time i also grew to like it. i listen to the opening track heaven and earth a lot. & i have cave city stuck in my head now after reading your post lol

No. 1507421

>>1507375
He still perform in Japan, you can see some of the date on his website : https://takanaka.com/

White gobelin is a bit different, more 90s for sure, I love that opening track too… I guess I love cave city because it sound a bit like gangsta paradise, plus the narration is so intense.

I really like his album Seychelles too

No. 1508287

>>1507343
anon you have my hand in marriage

No. 1510568

File: 1677480295503.jpg (56.19 KB, 783x624, A.jpg)

HAM SMITH CAN'T SING
BODY LIKE A CHICKEN WING
HAM SMITH CAN'T SING
BODY LIKE A CHICKEN WING
HAM SMITH CAN'T SING
BODY LIKE A CHICKEN WING
HAM SMITH CAN'T SING
BODY LIKE A CHICKEN WING
HAM SMITH CAN'T SING
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BODY LIKE A CHICKEN WING

No. 1510702

>>1510568
where can i buy that album

No. 1510795

bwaaaah

No. 1510797

File: 1677513414294.jpg (56.01 KB, 394x525, flat_800x800_075_f.jpg)


No. 1510828

I will watch vanessa hudgen's entire mediography before february ends, so help me god!!

No. 1510831

File: 1677516326189.jpg (1.37 MB, 1125x1688, 439777.jpg)

>>1510828
She's so intriguing to me. The image she puts out in social media is so enticing but I'm sure she's an asshole irl because all celebrities are. She wears the cutest clothes and always seems to be laughing and having fun and absolutely living life to the fullest in beautiful places… but it's probably all bullshit. Celebrities are insufferable irl. Anyways enjoy your shit-tier movies nonna! Sometimes those just hit the spot

No. 1510844

>>1510831
Vanessa Hudgens has what Paris Hilton wants/was trying to be for years lol

No. 1510847

File: 1677517992621.jpg (6.69 KB, 251x201, download.jpeg.jpg)

Uncle Lazer is so hot to me and I can't even help it. Must be because I was born in Ohio KEK (moved away when I was a toddler). I've been trying to get my bf to cut his hair into a similar style for years. He is similarly beefy with luscious brown curly hair.

No. 1510850

>>1510847
as a lifelong ohioan (so more ohioan than you) please do not blame our state for you liking that thing.

No. 1510862

>>1510831
Guessing you didn't see this kek she's a spoiled rich brat like every celebrity. She sounds like Shayna in this clip.

No. 1510864

>>1510850
It's ok to be in denial nonna

No. 1510881

>>1510862
Wasn't she right?

No. 1510897

File: 1677522251360.jpg (6.85 KB, 184x273, download.jpeg-1.jpg)

This movie was honestly so good. Men are demons

No. 1510901

>>1510881
>>1510862
Op of >>1510831 & I forgot to mention how some of her IG stories a handful of years ago before I stopped using sm were literally picking on homeless people, it was nuts.

No. 1510954


No. 1510959

>>1510847
I wish you luck in getting your bf to wear his hair in a curly mullet, that's quite an ambitious goal

No. 1510963

You bark at me I'll give you the whole shebang I'll bark tile I'm hoarse I got nothing to do I'll set my calender for degrees of barking and woofing I'll gargle diligently before each shift grumbling inwardly but I press on diligently because it's my duty
Haha doody

No. 1510965

>>1510862
I love the response "um I realized today taht some of my comments are being taken out of context??" when celebrities say something stupid lololol

No. 1510970

>>1510897
The death of long dick

No. 1511130

>>1510847
i'm going to kidnap your bf so you don't ruin his luscious hair. i'm sick of men ruining their hair with hideous cuts.

No. 1511352

>>1510959
Thank you nonna. It's my dream

>>1511130
Try it hoe see what happens

>>1510970
I posted that and yeah that pretty much sums up the tone of the movie. It is extreeeeeeemely dark even though it's a comedy. It shocked the hell out of me

No. 1513315

My nigel's mating call

No. 1513344

File: 1677793951589.jpeg (49.69 KB, 512x600, 1654190240370.jpeg)

He has a cloaca. He is not trans. There's an obvious and by God, if you insinuate such again I will slap you into next week.

No. 1513367

>>1513344
kirby?

No. 1514782

File: 1677948381043.gif (178.8 KB, 72x90, 66429968882082592549.gif)

can just a little?

No. 1514888

File: 1677961449351.jpg (2.29 MB, 1890x2047, Tumblr_l_17060273152324.jpg)


No. 1514978

File: 1677969571365.webm (4.94 MB, 852x480, YWNBAW_.webm)

I'M SO FREAKIN FRESH

No. 1515096

File: 1677983200762.jpg (73.68 KB, 481x550, kek.jpg)

hey can u get your trauma core dollette coquette neo nymphet text off that AP dress thank u

No. 1515099

File: 1677984076847.jpg (65.86 KB, 480x550, 1677983200762.jpg)

>>1515096
At your service nona

No. 1515103

>>1515099
Now make it say mmmmm burger

No. 1515834

File: 1678071172859.png (79.29 KB, 1188x636, LE.png)


No. 1515895

File: 1678076456433.gif (1.55 MB, 384x216, 154-1633828406-1300141182.gif)

someBODY

No. 1515958

>>1515895
if we reverse it he slaps his thigh

No. 1515961

File: 1678085814783.gif (524.38 KB, 275x155, slapp.gif)


No. 1515970

>>1515961
anon you GOD

No. 1515971

>>1515961
The jiggle is a nice touch

No. 1516045

File: 1678100034620.jpg (200.75 KB, 700x700, __kiryuu_kazuma_ryuu_ga_gotoku…)

you hear someone at your door knocking and you go check and it's just a package box at your doorstep and you bring it inside and open it and you find him wyd

No. 1516054

>>1516045
make him a cute enclosure and get him a running wheel

No. 1516061

>>1516045
wh-who is he? I'd imagine he's a tiny persocom like Sumomo from chobits and we would be bffs

No. 1516115

File: 1678112308789.png (2.06 MB, 1920x1080, Y5_-_Character_Profile_-_Kazum…)

>>1516061
pocket sized living plushie version of picrel. probably lacks the ability to tiger drop.

No. 1516116

File: 1678112386574.jpg (9.48 KB, 300x300, b0336de8b6ca431d44e0ad5ed76b1d…)


No. 1516137

File: 1678114901754.jpeg (42.67 KB, 460x345, 17DDCBED-9B19-4F08-B516-9BC13C…)


No. 1516182

what if Rat was short for Ratalie

No. 1516560

File: 1678144069113.jpg (67.13 KB, 750x665, 1677986142773396.jpg)

( do troll fics count?) Ok, I tilt CC's neck and plunge my lips and fangs into her neck. Her blood is rushing in her veins. She smells of a lesbo from CC or the farms. So delicious. I must fondle and caress her.

"But nonnie," CC protests, "we musten! My 4chan boyfriend is in the next room."

"Shhhh," I soothe in CC's ear, my lips nibble on her earlobe "4chan boyfriend is a manchild and a virgin." My soft lips trail the curve of her swan -like neck. "He can't satisfy you, like I can. Become my eternal bride."

CcC's bubblegum lips parts with her panting. As she tits her head to the side, her honeyed locks cascade off her neck. "Shut up and bite me, nonnie."

My crimson lips spread, and my fangs lengthen. "With pleasure, my blonde queen."

( should I continue?)

No. 1516563

>>1516561
Don't temp me nonnie

No. 1516582

File: 1678145894022.jpeg (9.3 KB, 265x276, b2ed2072-d898-4c3e-8b8f-baa42d…)

>>1516560
why is this hot?

No. 1516587

File: 1678146271138.gif (2.97 MB, 305x305, 76f05e5748308ee0fa76dac9b36351…)

me when obvious men post

No. 1516590

>>1516587
Holy shit

No. 1516599

>>1516587
deadass

No. 1516618

File: 1678148656828.gif (3.07 MB, 300x100, violence.gif)

>>1516587
made it into a banner

No. 1516633

>>1516582
My fangs piece my lover's porcelain skin, crimson blood flows into my mouth. It's metallic on my tongue which flicks back-and-forth on the bite wound. Her vanilla perfume infuses my vampire senses. God she is driving me mad, I am damned, in this trip to the neatherwhelm of 4chan. Only for her, will I brave the autistic manchildren and schizos.

CC swoons in my secure embrace. Her hand lays on the one encircling her slender waist. A dry chuckle breaks the moment. "You won't turn me into those simps that sparkle in the sun, will you nonnie?"

Snickering, I remove my lips from her neck with a lap to my bottom lip. "Hell no, this is Bram Stroker's lore, baby." My razor-sharp fangs sink into her neck again, so soft and pure, yet so so fully delicious.

"Yes…nonnie, " The blonde moans breathlessly. "Free me from the shackles of my 4chan boyfriend." Her grip tightens on my forearm "Make me based."

I sigh against CC's neck. "You already are based, blondie."

No. 1516651

>>1516618
Please post to the banners thread, is excellente

No. 1516712

File: 1678155102277.jpeg (40.78 KB, 550x487, 6F027B54-8DDF-4652-BD46-FA67DD…)

>>1488738
pez espada bebe

No. 1516725

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No. 1516769

File: 1678159032332.jpg (1.9 MB, 2473x3106, the nightmare 1790.jpg)

16th poster under this get visited

No. 1516772

y'all free on march 12th?????

No. 1516781

File: 1678160603997.png (321 KB, 750x1334, 4DF99846-51FC-4965-B04F-72304A…)

Pretending to be fem Yu Narukami and loving Adachi so he can become an immortal god #JustGirlyThings

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No. 1516999

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No. 1517121

The first guy to open a toy store must have had to explain it to everyone. Imagine being someone who only knows toys as something homemade that parents do only for their children, when one guy opens a store dedicated only to toys and nothing else.

No. 1517334

>>1517121
It was probably thought of as blasphemous and they sent a pitchfork and torch mob after him at first. Nevertheless, he likely persisted, and it became a thing anyway

No. 1518040

File: 1678281191181.jpg (93.44 KB, 1079x1052, 11244e71c989a6f914fa72586b6b74…)

if your ass isn't being eaten by spiderman then what's the point

No. 1518065

File: 1678285526718.png (1.3 MB, 1157x891, 45add3af7ee1af0e8dd9195d245c48…)

dale

No. 1518190

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No. 1518222

File: 1678299533932.jpg (166.5 KB, 840x468, raincross.jpg)

The CA discussion in that one failed burlesque woman's thread reminds me of the time a group of my online friends were all meeting up in LA and when I mentioned getting an airbnb in certain areas as a large group of young women tourists was not such a good idea, the girl from Alabama tried to like… flex on me and say she was fine with it because she grew up around gangs. Like girl… she really thought all of california was rich people and that since I'm white I've never been around gang activity. I ended up leaving the group and going home because it was a bunch of retarded zoomers who happily smoked all of my weed that I offered without saying thank you and asked when they can smoke again. After I left, the girl mentioned above tried walking around the touristy areas in Los Angeles with tiny strappy heeled sandals apparently like a retard and no one would take the long ass walk back to the hotel with her when she ended up shredding her feet to bits. Kek

No. 1518237

TiM voice training 101

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No. 1518250

File: 1678300888479.jpg (41.51 KB, 544x680, FprW-4wWAAIVFbn.jpg)

kek

No. 1518252

File: 1678300941338.jpg (43.4 KB, 677x675, FqdXtYDWYAEUuuy.jpg)

ew

No. 1518318

File: 1678304228734.png (43.28 KB, 261x213, 1671330596528.png)

>>1518252
this is bs right, how is this possible?? did his parents not teach him to shower as a kid? I can see teenage moids being too lazy to shower so purposefully not doing it, like my brother who used to only pretend to brush his teeth because he didn't feel like it, but you'd have to be thoroughly retarded to not know what showering is at all

No. 1518375

I wish I could train a little pet moid

No. 1518498

i was scrolling and was about to call an anon autistic before realizing it was the autism thread

No. 1518535

>>1518375
Me too, it then they enjoy it too much, kek.

>>1518498
Indeed

No. 1518593

File: 1678320256396.jpg (71.3 KB, 998x892, 8lrvy4sf1yo21-2124178839.jpg)

pilk

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No. 1518627

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No. 1518639

>>1518627
this gives me legbootlegit vibes

No. 1518643

>>1518627
is this real and is it tasty?

No. 1518652

File: 1678326388470.jpg (32.08 KB, 699x435, dill-pickles-in-milk.jpg)


No. 1519249

"AMERICANS could be here" she thought, "I've never posted in this thread before. There could be AMERICANS anywhere." The cool wind of her fan felt good against her angry red face. "I HATE AMERICANS" she thought. Eurovision reveberated her entire bedroom, making the windows shake even as the $9 port wine circulated through her powerful European veins and strengthened her (merited) paranoia of Americanposting. "With a VPN, you can post anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud

No. 1519266

>>1519249
more like 0.85€ box vino

No. 1519280

>>1519249
Fucking kek

No. 1519426

File: 1678396339003.png (4.44 MB, 1771x2048, Screenshot_20230309-151109.png)


No. 1519458

>>1519426
Queen Bitch

No. 1519854

File: 1678437647137.jpg (134.77 KB, 1014x770, 1678248120573.jpg)


No. 1519858

>>1519854
truly Absolutely Retarded Shitposting on his part as usual

No. 1519859

File: 1678438175639.png (426.23 KB, 1284x616, truth.png)

>>1519858
almost as good as this blessed interaction

No. 1519861


No. 1519869

>>1519859
didn't ben admit to never seeing a wet pussy in his life? How's he a pussy-eater then?

No. 1519871

you're ben shapiro. you're having a nightmare. there's macaroni everywhere. you're stuck in a pot, there's giant spoon coming for you, you run but you can't escape, it crushes you into a male paste

No. 1519950


No. 1519971

>>1519871
I like to think he woke up, did this podcast, and then they fucked afterwards

No. 1520510

File: 1678484899109.jpeg (406.47 KB, 750x409, 92D36167-52CD-4EB0-96CB-F7C8A3…)


No. 1520519

File: 1678485607802.gif (187.97 KB, 240x180, jams.gif)


No. 1521679

File: 1678610035959.jpg (144.01 KB, 1080x1080, 323376789_186720490622485_2960…)


No. 1521741

File: 1678627953423.gif (1.21 MB, 400x200, slap.gif)

stop browsing and go check your email

No. 1521746

File: 1678629199494.png (59.69 KB, 423x423, 1673177503990.png)


No. 1521765

>>1521741
this gif makes me laugh audibly every time i see it

No. 1521822

>>1521741
i don't have an email because i don't talk to anyone. checkmate.

No. 1521865

anyone else think Emma Blackery and Pewdiepie fucked hard?
I think they did for ages.

No. 1521875

>>1521741
What's this from? He looks so meek, schlubby and stupid I want to see him bullied.

No. 1521885

>>1521865
No, Pewdiepie is wholesome and loyal to Marzia. Stay seething.

No. 1521902

>>1521875
Midsommar… you'll love it

No. 1521919

>>1521865
haha she looks like michael cera sort of

No. 1522045

File: 1678649929553.jpg (53.99 KB, 570x575, thaGRzD.jpg)


No. 1522047

Shremp

No. 1522050

>>1522047
shrumped

No. 1522053

File: 1678650690832.jpeg (9.44 KB, 259x195, download (43).jpeg)


No. 1523006

File: 1678740530323.jpg (31.08 KB, 600x366, relax.jpg)

the urge to get retarded is strong today but i shall contain myself contently in this place. good evening how is everyone i hope you are having a nice day!

No. 1523025

File: 1678741878146.jpg (239.73 KB, 1080x1916, goose.jpg)

>>1523006
I lack such restraint

No. 1523037

File: 1678743083276.jpg (158.29 KB, 564x845, a779eb9632f6cd7bb8899660d7ac1d…)

Ahoooy! Ah, the dung-covered peasant convention is that way

No. 1523044

File: 1678743605839.jpg (87.27 KB, 564x697, 74c653fe5288337e4647610884e546…)

>>1523037
Oh a dung covered peasant convention you say! I must haste

No. 1523047

File: 1678743947633.jpg (371.45 KB, 1240x1240, cherubic_large.jpg)


No. 1523558

Listening to the great Jean "Sib" Sibelius and realizing Joe Hisaishi listened to lot of Sib for Spirited Away, pretty much quoting the 3rd movement in his famous track "Futatabi" (Reprise). Listen and judge for yourself!

No. 1523581

>>1523558
>sib
stop being a poser and say Janne

No. 1523691

My liver hurts roflcopter exdee exdee

No. 1523990

File: 1678859290931.jpeg (52.75 KB, 730x813, E54661C9-5C16-4B21-AF12-F05352…)

servals don't even seem real they seem like a russian psyop to crossbreed a housecat and a cheetah gone horribly wrong

and I love them

No. 1523995

File: 1678859525620.jpeg (35.02 KB, 662x708, EECD31A2-BAF0-4F0A-A477-943568…)

>>1523990
stupid fucking cartoon looking gazelle leg creature

No. 1524005

File: 1678861596654.png (199.94 KB, 815x925, servl.png)

>>1523990
I love the video from which you took these screenshots!! If I had the money I would wanna have a safari as my backyard with servals kek

No. 1524021

File: 1678864766665.jpeg (181.62 KB, 828x1247, 91DFB497-EE4C-456F-A459-1142A6…)

>>1524005
so I am assuming you heard about the cocaine serval in ohio

No. 1524041

File: 1678870121706.jpg (79.44 KB, 672x800, Young-domesticated-serval.jpg)

>>1524021
Cute lil deadly animal ambassador!!!!!

No. 1524436

File: 1678900549336.jpg (77.59 KB, 563x740, a.jpg)


No. 1524448

>>1523047
I need this but with the scum manifesto on the back.

No. 1524564

File: 1678914890602.jpg (42.47 KB, 750x458, chadpidj~2.jpg)


No. 1524708

File: 1678928539660.jpeg (Spoiler Image,105.74 KB, 600x800, 80DA4AF8-3BEE-48B3-B987-BED609…)


No. 1524858

File: 1678944702091.jpeg (83.75 KB, 828x968, D70B15FE-DE3A-4F43-AEE8-EDF7E7…)

the 23 dooms him
let's go

No. 1524865

>>1523990
There are far weirder looking and less cute wild cat species out there (and they scare me)

No. 1524868

File: 1678945234231.jpeg (Spoiler Image,130.51 KB, 975x1390, DC07A7C7-6D56-4EC9-AA38-9545EA…)

>>1524865
are you by chance thinking about the asian leopard cat?

No. 1524870

File: 1678945448734.jpeg (Spoiler Image,184.43 KB, 800x1200, 696CE005-B611-42C0-9224-88FC2D…)

>>1524868
pallas cats will always look like angry old monks to me

No. 1524874

File: 1678945903271.png (115.03 KB, 328x319, FLOPPA_.png)


No. 1524878

File: 1678946411352.png (86.56 KB, 275x267, 1678945903271.png)

>>1524874
I hear you loud and cleaf

No. 1524883

File: 1678947152563.png (86.54 KB, 275x267, inshaallah.png)

>>1524874
inshaallah

No. 1524898

>>1524868
>>1524870
both of these are cute tho and not scary at all

No. 1524918

File: 1678953499065.jpg (Spoiler Image,156.68 KB, 1140x713, Fish-cat-GR_critter.jpg)

>>1524868
>>1524870
No it's either the fishing cat or the flat-headed cat (forgot which one), which happen to be in the same genus as the Asian Leopard Cat. First time I saw it, it scared the shit out of me because its eyes are so small and close together, and its face is so long compared to the cats we're all used to, and the flat-headed cat in particular has small, low-set ears and sometimes looks less like a cat and more like a weasel or something. That cat genus is so weird-looking. But now that I've seen more photos of them, they're not so off-putting anymore.

No. 1524919

File: 1678953526451.jpg (Spoiler Image,154.88 KB, 1024x683, Flat-headed_cat_1_Jim_Sanderso…)


No. 1525199

>>1524918
>>1524919
they look like cats if they crossbred with monkeys or something, especially the latter

No. 1525954

File: 1679063923697.png (214.81 KB, 590x768, 1678990277155986.png)


No. 1525975

I don't care for weebs shilling their new anime of the month I don't give a fuck if your waifu Suzuki Mitsubishi is in the show I'm not gonna watch it and infect myself with your brain rot

No. 1526020

>>1524436
thank you for reminding me that baseball season is starting VERY soon. excited to watch NICE MAN ASS every day.

No. 1526030

I talked to a doctor on the phone at work and just as he finished his demand he farted aggressively. Next level power move. Sociopaths all of them.

No. 1526331

File: 1679096628386.jpg (717.63 KB, 3024x4032, 1677179599839.jpg)

I was a cow, but now I'm a cat! Behold my shapeshift powers nonnies!

No. 1526335

File: 1679096715924.jpg (459.3 KB, 2304x1728, 1676434415470.jpg)

>>1526331
Now I'm a cow again, he da!

No. 1526994

File: 1679165990856.gif (564.38 KB, 600x958, unnamed.gif)


No. 1527010

>>1524436
I really like butts. It’s becoming a problem, sisters.

No. 1528612

yeah but it comes out of your urethra, she's closer than cervixretard
like what, does he think your uterus is just full of cumjuice? we're like big juicy cum berries? barf, man

No. 1528646

File: 1679282278414.gif (2.49 MB, 624x640, EB852247-E403-406C-8958-6741FC…)


No. 1529758

>known these lyrics off by heart since I can remember
> …,,.,,?
>…

beastman beastman what do you know about taking off your clothes you're just a slut from down below

No. 1530185

File: 1679457683431.jpg (72.02 KB, 601x529, 88098_0987.JPG)

there is a room and i am pacing in a tiny circle in the corner of it. not even using the whole room. just a little circle very fast. the reason is I have seen a picture of her parted lips and all of my neurons save the ones for walking are focused on imagining myself stuck on her like a cleaner fish. the circle has gotten smaller and i am now just rapidly turning in place and the carpet is smoking.

No. 1530242

File: 1679470451353.jpg (215.62 KB, 1080x1336, Screenshot_20230211-034804_Ins…)


No. 1530264

I KNEW IT, you you though I could not tell, but you are oosing it yes it is all over you!
YES I KNEW IT, I knew it even thou I did not even see you. I knew it immediately, it is so obvious. Ma friend told me, you will never know. BUT I knew it. I saw all, I saw it. You can not hide, not from me. Not from yourself.
It is so deep insite you! You can try tu burry it even deeper buy I will still knew, I will still see it! How does it feel, huh? All that you did, all that you said and tried. It is for nothing, absolutely nothing. Because when I know it, than it is so obvious for all. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How does failure taste my friend? You are a failure and I know it. You know it too, but you can not turn back anymore, oh no. That would mean that all your efforts were in vain, HAHAHAHAHA all these years are in vain! Just because of ME!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, What a delightful feeling that is. Truly not evil not good. More like a blue sky in winter. Clear, but cold. Hahahahaha.I WON!!!

No. 1530271

>>1530264
nigga what

No. 1530615

File: 1679510898665.png (8.97 KB, 468x420, peper.png)

I like peper by itself..

No. 1530706

>>1530615
Me too, what is this pepper slander

No. 1530761

File: 1679525475993.jpg (172.49 KB, 1056x2240, Screenshot_20230318_152712_Mes…)


No. 1531759

File: 1679629046760.jpg (37.02 KB, 640x460, brown cow.jpg)

>>1530264
You don't know that! I can turn back into a cat!

No. 1531760

File: 1679629160033.jpg (45.59 KB, 564x564, ragdoll.jpg)

>>1531759
imagine that!

No. 1531761

the georgia peaches murder the oregon berries, the friendly faces ooze, melting coastlines slither snakes, lizards are here and the birds are screaming

No. 1532046

File: 1679674957777.png (40.47 KB, 564x224, d6ltpl3-ea0ada39-8a7a-428f-889…)

Absol, Aron?, Banette, Venonat?, Tauros Paldean Form?, Vulpix, Kyogre, Groudon, Dedenne, Charizard, Dunno, Tyranitar, Mewtwo, Togekiss, Manaphy, Tentacruel?, Venasaur, Raichu, Dunno, Magnezone?, Latias, Luxio, Meowth, Mudkip, Aipom, Dunno what these three are, Espurr?, Jigglypuff, Shiny Alpha Umbreon?, Wigglytuff, Dunno, Gigalith, Dunno, Rayquaza, Dunno, Lugia, Shiny Charizard, Wortortle, Shiny Shaymin, Shiny Shaymin Sky Forme, Shiny Riolu, Lucario, Gengar?, Politoed, Scyther, Dunno, Shaymin, Shaymin Sky Forme, Shiny Dragonair, Shiny Evee, Quick ball?, Shiny Mudkip, Dunno, Vulpix, Zombie Meowth, Exeggutor, Ralts, Kirlia, Raikou, Flygon, Shiny Sandshrew, Zombie Exeggutor, Pikachu, Squirtle, Charmander, Bulbasaur

No. 1532620

File: 1679758507104.jpg (59.93 KB, 564x705, tumblr_478d92807ba0e66853394c6…)

woohoohoo weeheehee wahooooo waoooow woohooheee hee heeeee hahahaha my paws wahooooo wiiiiiii wihooo wiheeeee

No. 1533448

>>1532046
the one at the end of the 2nd row is snorlax
the on enext to rayquaza is seviper
big one is klinklang not magnezone
next to scyther is serperior
on either side of shiny mudkip are shiny lucario and virizion
dunno about the rest

No. 1534723

wuewuewuewue

No. 1535047

File: 1680021848450.jpg (138.73 KB, 1024x768, R.jpg)

SEX FARM WOMAN, I'M GONNA MOW YOU DOWN

No. 1535340

>>1533448
>>1532046
the two at the right of Venonat are Excadrill and Flareon
right of Charizard is Samurott
left of Bulbasaur is Suicune
shiny and normal Absol to the left of Snorlax
Growlithe to the right of Wigglytuff
Regigigas or Ferroseed? to the left of Rayquaza

No. 1536319

Nonnies help me. It is 12:30am and I’m hungry and crave buttery popcorn, but I’m in bed and should not eat at this time.
I am genuinely hungry arghhgggggggg

No. 1536328

>>1536319
Get that popcorn nonnie. I’m in the same time zone and I’d kill for some snacks right now

No. 1536443

File: 1680151188122.png (1.58 KB, 96x96, 487.png)

>>1535340
i think left of rayquaza is shiny giratina
regigigas is priably the one left of klinklang

No. 1536597

>>1536328
Best believe I am having popcorn for lunch haha

No. 1539887

File: 1680504770378.png (15.9 KB, 248x250, KTY.png)

Just for one night
And now I'll miss her my whole life
Just for one night
Just for one night

No. 1539888

File: 1680504846325.jpg (30.34 KB, 512x512, KT3.jpg)

I'm on this bus on a psychedelic trip
Reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip
I'm thinkin' of you, you're out there so
Say your prayers
Say your prayers
Say your prayers

No. 1539890

File: 1680505154015.jpg (112.83 KB, 1080x720, KT.jpg)

But I been runnin' yellow lights
And making sure that everything I type, I fuckin' spell it right
And learnin' how to blur out all my cellulite
And write about how bad I wanna have a Cinderella night

No. 1539914

Smoking a joint cause i couldnt get back to sleep. Confessions of a college dropout, im a loser but it's fine

No. 1540011

This thread pic gets me every time.

No. 1540253

File: 1680552451507.jpeg (174.32 KB, 1080x1080, FppdjknWIAAA7io.jpeg)

I feel so fucking sad all of the fucking time, i can't take it anymore, wtf is wrong with me, why am i like this

No. 1540522

File: 1680588616095.jpeg (16.59 KB, 736x736, 0C2A4A0F-8E5A-4BD7-BAB8-164C90…)

>>1539888
>>1539890
I was literally thinking of her earlier
Am I clairvoyant

No. 1540674

File: 1680614360364.png (146.62 KB, 948x631, bloop.png)

>>1540522
you have the mind of a mastermind

No. 1540683

File: 1680615474842.jpg (136.33 KB, 960x1200, DiDonato.106.jpg)

I am unironically a straight white scrote

No. 1540689

File: 1680616549115.jpg (49.81 KB, 394x512, kaitlynn.jpg)

>>1539888
>>1539890
>>1540674
I HAVENT SEEN THESE BEFORE

No. 1540735

>>1540689
Kekkkk I made this!! I feel so proud to see it in the wild, that's crazy

No. 1540752

What did Kojima mean by this

No. 1540761

I just watched a video that literally had weight loss in the fucking title and some zoomer comments something like ‘this is triggering for me so toxic, can’t believe you made this content’
You literally cannot do anything online without offending someone in some way or having to defend your (perfectly reasonable) actions. Why do people feel so entitled to spew such shit when really all they needed to do was not watch the fucking video.
Youtuber in question is just your standard vlogging type, and is gen z themselves.
I’m all for speaking out against literal dickheads but zoomers need to go back to the 2000s and experience what the internet was like then.

No. 1540766

WHY IS THE CURSOR ON THE FRONTPAGE THE /SHAY/ BUTTPLUG

No. 1540772

>>1540766
the shaynus cannot be contained

No. 1540831

>>1540761
No offense but this post isn't very retarded

No. 1540936

is there a lolcow discord server? i want to be mentally ill with other nonas

No. 1540948

>>1540941
unfortunately i'm on my phone most of the day and trying to stream video would kill my mobile data

No. 1540962

>>1540936
it's gone now because certain people let the mental illness get out of hand to the point of shitting up /meta/ for days

No. 1540997

>>1540831
Well thanks anon, but I was just barking into the void.. no1currs about my invalid feelings. They probably offend someone tbh

No. 1541405

File: 1680705459253.jpg (99.96 KB, 755x524, static-assets-upload1537546689…)

I love it when Sonic is a total dickhole.

No. 1541411

File: 1680705775416.jpg (643.15 KB, 1280x1159, tumblr_pgj50uF0S01w1kerio1_128…)


No. 1541418

File: 1680706030658.jpg (521.99 KB, 1280x1162, tumblr_oxt4k1bfDD1w1kerio1_128…)


No. 1541528

File: 1680718568997.jpeg (128.26 KB, 828x1095, 672B7751-0320-4545-AA3B-960CCE…)

It’s official, feminism has won.
Good job ladies ♥ nature is healing and men will be enslaved

No. 1541530

>>1541528
SOURCE

No. 1541533

>>1541530
luxosmods on tiktok

Bless mod autists

No. 1541535

>>1541528
what game is middle row left

No. 1541539

>>1541535
I think it's The Calisto Protocol nonnie

No. 1541546

>>1541533
Thank you. Must have been made by a gay moid but very enjoyable, I want to smack The Calisto Protocol one's ass.

No. 1541549

File: 1680719858376.jpeg (43.72 KB, 852x727, 16B92C0C-08D4-4B1E-8F88-6AE814…)

I NEED THE NEW CELEBRICOWS THREAD NOW PLEEEEEEEEZ

No. 1541716

>>1541528
Not to be rude, but is this attractive to you? Men just don’t have interesting bodies, only women. Like men are just lines and women are curves and softness.

No. 1541725

>>1541716
Straight women exist nona
>inb4 you claim to be straight too

No. 1541727

>>1541725
>Straight women exist
No we don't

No. 1541729


No. 1541737

>>1541716
Sorry for the incoming blog/bragpost but I used to think I'd never find a male body as attractive as a woman's until I saw this guy I'm dating naked. He's very thin but somehow also curvy, firm bubble butt, prominent hip bones, v-taper, small waist, soft delicate skin. I genuinely thought only women could be that beautiful, but I can't stop eyeing and fondling him. I have the urge to draw him nude.
The vast majority of men are boring looking at best with most actively looking gross, but there are some exceptions.

No. 1541866

File: 1680760285959.jpg (17.2 KB, 447x439, sillybilly.jpg)

>>1541716
I mean I agree women's bodies are much more appealing BUT I also like hunky fictional men and sexualizing them. Also most men IRL don't even look like that and if they do they're either butterfaces or have mental issues.
>inb4 ok reverse moid
I also think it's just funny to play the game with them dressed like that. I am a simple woman who enjoys silly activities and shitposting.

No. 1542074

>>1541716
>>1541737
nta but i can't find any sort of curve or softness attractive except for eyes maybe. i don't even like men with asses and find it a turn off actually so i'm probably turbo-straight kek

No. 1542135

>>1541716
Believe it or not but some women actually think that fit naked men are hot.

No. 1542429

File: 1680827401943.png (180.34 KB, 588x777, cats on sleeping bag.png)


No. 1542474

File: 1680836372920.jpeg (22.07 KB, 640x520, 957F9A55-629E-4F81-8FA0-61C807…)

>mfw ppl are actually having a discussion in the retarded shitpost thread instead of shitposting

No. 1542529

>>1541528
I wish my favorite game wasn't always online so that people could make dumb mods like this for it…

No. 1542551

File: 1680849392860.jpeg (25.75 KB, 828x818, 753EDCA5-2721-4A6E-BA03-1A20FD…)

>>1541716
Why do some of you get so defensive over women posting about half naked fictional moids? I swear anons can never do this without getting some weird judgmental reply.

No. 1542557

File: 1680849956241.jpg (41.67 KB, 1000x668, cat-singing.jpg)

>>1542551
That's lolcow
(that's lolcow)
that's what all the nonnies say
You're riding high in /ot/, shot down in infights
But I know I'm gonna bump the thread
When I nitpick a post, nitpick a post in lc

No. 1542558

File: 1680850063901.jpeg (121.09 KB, 750x750, EE616F11-90BF-4651-B19C-E16088…)

>>1542557
That's lolcow! (That's lolcow!)
And I cant deny it!
Many times I've thought of quitting this site, babe (and almost have)
But I just don't buy it

No. 1542560

File: 1680850152873.jpeg (21.69 KB, 639x480, 006A91F2-4AF9-4271-BD8E-BFBA7F…)

>>1542557
The anons who have already left this place
are right
Good night nonnies

No. 1542566

File: 1680850745821.jpg (57.79 KB, 1044x642, 1653448906543.jpg)

>>1542557
beautiful nonna

No. 1542710

>>1542566
>>1542557
Kek I love these

No. 1542807

File: 1680883812518.jpeg (5.03 KB, 225x225, rrr.jpeg)

>>1542557
>>1542558
i don't get the reference

No. 1542812

>>1542807
Frank Sinatra

No. 1543116

>>1542812
I blame joker for making me associate so much with that song
fucking shameful I know

No. 1543648

File: 1680964120937.png (208.4 KB, 632x1190, Tumblr_l_516798861456553.png)


No. 1543682

File: 1680968296325.jpg (11.23 KB, 264x264, 264x264.jpg)

I post on /ot/ today
To see if I still feel
I focus on one post
The only thing that's real

The infight tears a hole
The old familiar ban
Try to sperg it all away
But I remember to sage at least

No. 1543684

File: 1680968635607.jpg (62.63 KB, 563x690, dc663ebbad7fe2867e2ee6ec4115ed…)

Fighting the urge to post about my husbando every day and losing

No. 1543734

File: 1680972245577.gif (11.17 KB, 41x73, Jazz_2_3dspazspin.gif)

>>1543682
you don't even need to sage in /ot/

No. 1543814

File: 1680976941669.jpeg (60.03 KB, 718x958, Gao Hang.jpeg)

>>1543684
Stop fighting nona

No. 1543918

IT’S NO SURPRISE THAT ICE CREAMS CONES ARE YUMMY AS CAN BE
OR A BACON DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS NO ONE WOULD DISAGREE
BUT IF YOU TAKE A TASTY TREAT AND MAKE IT SOMETHING ELSE
WOULDN’T IT BE YUMMY, WOULDN’T IT BE YUMMY, WOULDN’T IT BE YUMMY AS A CHIP?
CLASSIC LAYS AND BARBECUE ARE NOT GOING AWAY BUT WHY STOP THERE WHEN THERE COULD BE BANANA NUT SOUFFLÉ? OH!
WOULDN’T IT BE YUMMY, PUT SOME IN MY TUMMY, WOULDN’T IT BE YUMMY AS A CHIP?
IF YOU’RE INSPIRED HERE’S THE DEAL THE FOLKS AT LAYS MAKE CHIP DREAMS REAL AND IF YOUR FLAVOR BEATS THE OTHERS YOU COULD WIN A MILLION DOLLARS
WOULDN’T IT BE YUMMY, I COULD USE THE MONEY, WOULDN’T IT BE YUMMY AS A CHIP?

No. 1543968

>>1543684
just let it happen anon

No. 1545280

>>1543684
I need more, where the fuck are the leon posts. I need them, nonnie, DO IT.

No. 1545342

File: 1681138447105.png (33.54 KB, 658x596, JimCarrey.png)

>>1524858
Finally, I hope all his evil bullshit gets more well known before it happens so no one mourns him.

It also doesn't mention that after he knew about her suicide, he stopped the emotional abuse and started sending nice texts so he'd look better in court.

No. 1545394

>>1545342
hopefully "very soon" means within the next six months

the anticipation is killer

No. 1545593

File: 1681152499138.png (722.99 KB, 1825x919, F8631C64-AC23-4374-8817-4B1E6D…)

I want to go to the void

No. 1545758

I'm on edibles rn can you please do me a favor and write 'I love you nonnie!' in your native language

Ik hou van je nonnie!

No. 1545773

>>1545758
Táim i ngrá leat nonnie

No. 1545775

>>1545758
zomg ecksdee that’s liek so RANDOM nonnie!! I wub yoouuuuuuu GLOMPS

No. 1545786

>>1545758
Te quiero, anonita.

No. 1545791

>>1545758
Te amo, nonita!

No. 1545794

>>1545758
J’adore, ma cherie Nonnie

No. 1545795

>>1545758
Na lingi yo mingi, nonnie

No. 1545799

>>1545758
J’adore, ma cherie Nonnie

No. 1545802

If anyone on here wants to kill me, I'd greatly appreciate it

No. 1545828

>>1545758
Ahụrụ m gị n'anya nonnie!

No. 1545829

>>1545758
Gugala bagala

No. 1546719

>>1545758
Oi Nonnie love ya mate

No. 1547057

File: 1681299642438.jpg (46.35 KB, 670x672, d96510d822bafd2f677c83f0494f27…)

Dear nonny
If it feels like a trap, you're already in one
Dear nonny
Get out your catalog, pick somewhere and just post
Dear nonny
Burn all the infights, desert all your past derails
And if you don't recognize yourself
That means you did it right

Never take advice from someone who's farming apart
Never take advice from someone who's farming apart
(You should find another)

Dear nonny
Sage when you can, milk when you have to
Dear nonny
You don't have to answer, just 'cause they baited you
(You should find another)
Dear nonny
The greatest of luxuries is your farm
Dear nonny
When you aim at the scrote make sure you don't miss

Never take advice from someone who's farming apart
Never take advice from someone who's farming apart

So I wander through these threads
I prefer hiding in plain sight
My fourth drink in my hand
These retarded prayers of a cursed moid
Samefagging out to you for free
But darling, darling, please
You wouldn't take my tinfoil for it
If you knew who was spergging

If you knew where I was logging
To a board, not a thread, all alone 'cause nobody's there
Where I report in my pen and
My friends found friends who care
No one sees when you delete
When you're playing solitaire

You should find another guiding cow
Guiding cow
But I shine so bright
You should find another guiding cow
Guiding cow
But I shine so bright

You should find another
You should find another
Guiding cow
But I shine so bright
You should find another

You should find another

No. 1547242

can someone point me to the stoney baloney thread real guick I cant fing the stoney baloney thread
sorry

No. 1547245

>>1547242
ok I found it thank you everuone

No. 1547747

Can
ADMIND
Confirm
My
8∆
Hyuckhyuckhyuck

No. 1547776

bwweewaaaaaaaaaaa

(nonny)

No. 1547802

>>1547242
I'm sorry I couldn't help you. I was lifting off.

No. 1548009

Lolcow is not letting me post

No. 1548010

File: 1681358467035.jpeg (28.17 KB, 960x720, 8B185A17-DC14-4620-B81B-95D223…)

boss. found the Ball breaker

No. 1548011

File: 1681358405787.jpeg (28.17 KB, 960x720, 8B185A17-DC14-4620-B81B-95D223…)

boss. found the Ball breaker

No. 1548012

File: 1681358837269.jpeg (73.44 KB, 640x1136, 79E4D339-E56F-45C6-8EB9-73F11F…)

Chief. Found the clit cave

No. 1548020

>>1548012
thought this was an updated picture of grimes botched surgery from the frontpage tbh kek

No. 1548029

>>1545758
Mo nife re, sisi nonnie

No. 1548038

File: 1681360409172.png (83.2 KB, 648x635, scream.png)

ate all the ice cream already only have sunflower seeds shertbet beets hot links cheese dip and hard lemonade left might as well be dead

No. 1548069

File: 1681364155007.jpeg (23.23 KB, 480x678, A7216712-8CA2-457E-A58A-D54DDB…)

i want to see another owl
hoo hoo

No. 1548531

we knoe emojis are banned but what aboutKAOMIJI???

  ∧_∧
(。・ω・。)つ━☆・*。
⊂   ノ    ・゜+.
 しーJ   °。+((。・ω・。)つ━☆・*。)

No. 1548557

File: 1681424423441.jpg (19.08 KB, 400x451, 757bbf3cd098dfbdabd168dbc82d1b…)

>>1548531
oh it is so cute i hope nonny doesnt get ba-

No. 1548566

File: 1681424831974.jpg (25.21 KB, 736x709, 1681353191225.jpg)

>>1548557
-ked into a pie!

No. 1548569

File: 1681425303927.png (5.65 KB, 342x480, prion.png)


No. 1548693

>>1548069
What kind of owl nonmie? A barn owl?? They are very beautiful and mysterious to me I've never seen one irl. The owls near me are mostly screech owls

No. 1548746

File: 1681446525555.jpeg (35.52 KB, 549x414, A4E2F7CE-25FC-433E-ABE1-12E6AA…)

>>1548693
i think most of the ones in the suburbs down here are barred or barn, sometimes i mix them up. they typically hang out on house rooftops. I swear I saw a teeny one once but I never figured out the species

i haven't seen any recently! where art thou hoo hoos

I'd love to see a flammulated owl one day

No. 1550909

File: 1681637282093.jpg (37.22 KB, 564x564, 47365c3286cf5173bb34694d85a4a8…)

I have this thing where I get older but just never sage
Midnights become my afternoons
When my farming works the graveyard shift
All of the posters I've reported stand there in the thread

I should not be left to my own shitposting
They come with infights and derails
I end up in a-logs (Milk as stale as time)
I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day I'll watch as you're leaving
'Cause you got tired of my baiting
(For the last time)

It's me, hi, I'm the samefag, it's me
At milk time, every nonny agrees
I'll stare directly at the jannie but never in the catalog
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero

Sometimes I feel like every nonna is a sexy stacy
And I'm a pick-me on the hill
Too schizo to hang out, slowly lurking toward your favorite board
Pierced through the heart, but never banned

Did you hear my covert tinfoiling I disguise as autism
Like some kind of cowtipper? (Milk as stale as time)
I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day I'll watch as you're leaving
And farming will lose all its meaning
(For the last time)

It's me, hi, I'm the samefag, it's me (I'm the samefag, it's me)
At milk time, every nonny agrees
I'll stare directly at the jannie but never in the catalog
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero

I have this dream my e-whore in-law kills me for the money
She thinks I left them in the will
The farmers gathers 'round and reads it and then someone spergs out
"She's laughing up at us from lolcor"

It's me, hi, I'm the samefag, it's me
It's me, hi, I'm the samefag, it's me
It's me, hi, every nonny agrees, every nonny agrees

It's me, hi (hi), I'm the samefag, it's me (I'm the samefag, it's me)
At milk (milk) time (time), every nonny agrees (every nonny agrees)
I'll stare directly at the jannie but never in the catalog
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero

No. 1550912

File: 1681639004462.jpeg (49.47 KB, 602x454, FEFeWVCUYAcUDCc.jpeg)

>>1550909
Holy shit, nonny, i love you! Blast some more!

No. 1550914

>>1550912
sure thing nona! If you have any requests I'm all ears. ♥

No. 1551335

File: 1681674887318.jpg (101.55 KB, 700x800, 1468032910396.jpg)

Pakichan is a mentality
Pakichan is a state of being
A mode of existence
On imageboard forums
And beyond

No. 1551337

File: 1681675037494.jpeg (146.1 KB, 1024x975, RD-Africans-5.jpeg)

>>1551335
We Are All Paki-chan Richard Dawkins shirt edit

No. 1551652

I m 10 out of 10 and full package ( that is have been told my whole life ) I'm not arrogant at all - very humble . But I know what I want and I deserve the best . Just very high level woman - healthy, spiritual, powerful

No. 1551656

File: 1681700303975.jpg (48.46 KB, 622x747, d77ff9ceb27d06353cab3db955a189…)

>>1551652
I'm 11/10. Sorrey to burst you're bubble

No. 1551875

File: 1681712471768.jpeg (147.47 KB, 1024x990, 797FBB57-BB91-492D-90C5-D35F21…)


No. 1551949

File: 1681720349498.jpg (248.04 KB, 2366x1640, 1674120173845.jpg)


No. 1551980

>>1551875
this has banner potential

No. 1551984

File: 1681728468760.jpg (1.78 KB, 111x125, 1677849124045228s.jpg)

>>1477000
Would.

No. 1552172

File: 1681750061469.jpg (201.49 KB, 584x1026, Tumblr_l_1037835619905968.jpg)


No. 1552186

>>1552172
Where'd you get my picture stalker

No. 1556806

File: 1682170127306.jpg (Spoiler Image,56.39 KB, 460x620, 861390.jpg)

couture

No. 1556808

File: 1682170186786.jpg (Spoiler Image,385.15 KB, 1840x2480, 844787.jpg)

>>1556806
More couture

No. 1556809

>>1556806
ain't that the guy taylor swift just broke up with?

No. 1556965

>>1556806
Why his pusty like that

No. 1557024

>>1556965
couture

No. 1557110

File: 1682197382902.jpg (258.79 KB, 1063x1600, 194bef1d7867fee8ac7ac9414c1484…)

You're on the phone with your pickme, she's upset
She's going off about something that you posted
'Cause she doesn't get your farming like I do

I'm in the farm, it's a typical Tunesday night
I'm samefaggin to the kind of milk she doesn't like
And she'll never know your posting like I do

But she wears short skirts
I wear T-shirts
She's paki-chan, and I'm on the bunker
Derailing about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're lurking for has been here the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one
Who understands you
Been here all along
So, why can't you see?
You a-log with me
You a-log with me

Spam in the threads with you in your worn-out jeans
I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be
Keking on a park bench thinking to myself
Hey, isn't this easy?

And you've got a smile
That can light up this whole board
I haven't seen it in a while
Since she banned you down
You say you're fine, I know you better than that
Hey, what you doing with a NLOG like that?

She wears high heels
I wear sneakers
She's komaeda-chan, and I'm on the bunker
Derailing about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're lurking for has been here the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one
Who understands you
Been here all along
So, why can't you see?
You a-log with me

Standing by and ban evading at your fave thread
All this time how could you not know, nonny?
You a-log with me
You a-log with me

Oh, I remember you minimodding to my post
In the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you kek
When you know you're 'bout to infight
And I know your favorite cows
And you tell me 'bout your tinfoils
Think I know where you a-log
Think I know it's with me

Can't you see that I'm the one
Who understands you?
Been here all along
So, why can't you see?
You a-log with me

Standing by and ban evading at your fave thread
All this time how could you not know, nonny?
You a-log with me
You a-log with me

You a-log with me
Have you ever thought just maybe
You a-log with me?
You a-log with me

No. 1557115

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No. 1557250

"Ur ObSeSsEd wItH mEn" that is just called being attracted to them you melodramatic retard

No. 1557275

File: 1682213696387.jpeg (36.74 KB, 720x520, ECA41294-6A71-47DC-91A2-C42944…)


No. 1557279

>>1557110
Can you do one with Break the rules by charlie xcx

No. 1557294

>>1557115
I need answers.

No. 1557306

File: 1682217246860.jpeg (12.86 KB, 274x184, 5FA0B108-3796-419E-B3FA-532AA9…)

>>1557110
Yo dog, you have mad talent. I gotta see you in the next round. You got that it factor, forreal
you made me sing to the tune of tswift who i cant stand, bc i stan you nonna. You the best. Had me kek’n and screaming so loud the roommate checked in

No. 1557368

>>1557306
♥ Thank u nona ♥ glad I made u laugh

No. 1557370

File: 1682225712846.jpg (52.45 KB, 564x675, d74f25eead0c496ef663e641728d11…)

>>1557279
Sure thing

Nitpicking spams
Doxx my mind
I feel alright

Never stop, it's how we ride
Cowtipping until we die

You catch my eye
Nonny, you wanna fly?
I'm so alive

Never stop, it's how we ride
Cowtipping until we die

I don't wanna sage my post
I just wanna break the rules
Moids and girls across the board
Putting on our farming shoes
Going to the /meta/ thread
Getting banned and getting wrecked
I don't wanna sage my post
I just wanna break the rules

I don't wanna sage my post
I just wanna break the rules
Moids and girls across the board
Putting on our farming shoes
Going to the /meta/ thread
Getting banned and getting wrecked
I don't wanna sage my post
I just wanna break the rules

I'm such a stacy
Queen Samefag
Bump through the dark

Never stop, it's how we ride
Cowtipping until we die

I don't wanna sage my post
I just wanna break the rules
Moids and girls across the world
Putting on our farming shoes
Going to the /meta/ thread
Getting banned and getting wrecked
I don't wanna sage my post
I just wanna break the rules

Get my redtext
Lurk-glasses on
So milk it up

Never stop, it's how we ride
Cowtipping until we die

I don't wanna sage my post
I just wanna break the rules
Moids and girls across the world
Putting on our farming shoes
Going to the /meta/ thread
Getting banned and getting wrecked
I don't wanna sage my post
I just wanna break the rules

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na

No. 1557374

File: 1682226245320.jpg (44.76 KB, 590x527, 7r4.jpg)

>>1557370
kek thank you you da best

No. 1557610

File: 1682268364162.jpeg (91.6 KB, 750x923, 2DB37C57-EA86-4094-BF8F-53BF00…)


No. 1557633

>>1557610
This gives year of rest and relaxation

No. 1557897

>>1557374
♥ u welcomed ♥

No. 1559030

File: 1682406722496.jpeg (113.71 KB, 967x883, FuQm3TYXgAAUFeQ.jpeg)


No. 1560687

File: 1682571922783.gif (2.62 MB, 368x368, f497d55088aba26d78c26958a636b9…)

NONNIES LET'S GO!
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NONNIES LET'S GO!

No. 1561703

File: 1682692341897.gif (2.72 MB, 352x240, abefe40e8aff5ac3240e1f63125b28…)

I love my nonnies, my nonnas, that nonny, this nonnie, all anonitas, annene, anoline, anolyn, nonnilinde, nonnyriene, nonnelia, anolita, nonniemillia, nonniemiliana, anonese, anonessa, nonnette, nonnetha, anonethe, nonniedeen, anokaterina, nonnieleen, nonnitza, anonisha, anolayah, anolannah, nonnyberta, nonniesha, nonnyksandrina, nonnyssandra, anolethea, anolevtina, nonniexandra, anoxandria, nonnienor, anoliza, nonniezee, anollegria, anojzija, nonniephonsine, nonnythea, nonniebelle, anomaka, anomalabairga, stacy, nonniedine, anombrosia, nonniedea, anomelia, nonniemeretat, anomihan, nonniemie, anomilia, anominah, nonnienatou, nonniephelise, anobella, anonah, anonahita, nonnysabel, nonniemaria, anongikwe, anono, anonta, anora, anostacia, nonnienastasie, anotolia, anoyeli, annogreta, anno-laure, nonnielie, nonniemarie, ano-sophie, anonetta, nonnienette, anonnice, nonnienniina, anonnika, annoshka, ANONA, anoushka, anontanina, anontoinette, anontonella, nonynushka, anoparna, nonapollinariya, anorianne, nonariella, nonarina, nonarlette, anortemisia, anoryana, nonyasenneth, anobrielle, nonniegustine, nonadejda, nonnydia, nonadine, nonadzeya, anoheed, anonaiara, anonaida, nonnynamrata, anonancy, anonandita, nonnynarantsetseg, anonarcissa, nonnierelle, anonashwa, anostassia, nonnietalee, nonatella, nonytalya, nonadeljka, anoneilina, nonniektaria, nonnielinha, nonnierissa, anonessa, nonyvenka, nonniecoletta, nonyketa, nonykolina, nonynoslava, nonnitika, nonytza, nonnieviarsiaq, anonkechinyere, anonnena, nonniennenne, anoelani, anoellenne, anonhelema, anoora, nonnierina, anovella, nonieyabrina, anontombizodwa, anonwanneka, nonydia, nonylah, etc. I love all the nonnies!

No. 1561742

File: 1682695202455.jpg (1.17 MB, 3024x4032, 7AMJBRH.jpg)

>>1561703
bless you thanks this is beautiful

No. 1562271

File: 1682750734698.jpg (81.09 KB, 500x750, c06414258daff077e0a94d527c9e7a…)

'Cause nonny, now we got bad blood
You know it used to be mad love
So take a look what you've bumped
'Cause nonny, now we got bad blood (hey!)

Now we got farmers
And I don't think we can report 'em
You made a really deep cut
And nonny, now we got bad blood (hey!)

Did you have to post this?
I was thinking that you could be trusted
Did you have to blogpost
What was milky? Now it's all rotten
Did you have to bait me
Where I'm weak? nonny, I couldn't derail
And rub it in so deep
Salt in the wound like you're keking right at me

Oh, it's so sad to think about the infights
You and I

'Cause nonny, now we got bad blood
You know it used to be mad love
So take a look what you've bumped
'Cause nonny, now we got bad blood (hey!)

Now we got farmers
And I don't think we can report 'em
You made a really deep cut
And nonny, now we got bad blood (hey!)

Did you think we'd be fine?
Still got put out to pasture from your spam
So don't think it's in the past
These kind of redtexts they last and they last
Now did you think it all through?
All these bans will catch up to you
And time can heal, but this won't
So if you come in my thread, just don't

Oh, it's so sad to think about the infights
You and I

'Cause nonny, now we got bad blood
You know it used to be mad love
So take a look what you've bumped
'Cause nonny, now we got bad blood (hey!)

Now we got farmers
And I don't think we can report 'em
You made a really deep cut
And nonny, now we got bad blood (hey!)

Nitpicks don't fix minimods
You say sorry just for show
If you lurk like that, you lurk with scrotes (scrotes, scrotes)
Nitpicks don't fix minimods (hey!)
You say sorry just for show (hey!)
If you lurk like that, you lurk with scrotes (hey!)
Hm, if you farm like that, mlik runs cold

'Cause nonny, now we got bad blood
You know it used to be mad love
So take a look what you've bumped
'Cause nonny, now we got bad blood (hey!)

Now we got farmers
And I don't think we can report 'em (think we can report 'em)
You made a really deep cut
And nonny, now we got bad blood (hey!)

'Cause nonny, now we got bad blood
You know it used to be mad love
So take a look what you've bumped (look what you've bumped)
'Cause nonny, now we got bad blood (hey!)

Now we got farmers
And I don't think we can report 'em
You made a really deep cut
And nonny, now we got bad blood (hey!)

No. 1562280

File: 1682752143116.jpg (25.85 KB, 735x684, pou.jpg)

I am evil

No. 1562326

>>1561703
>>1562271
Anon or anons - i love it

No. 1564788

File: 1682973202443.jpeg (248.53 KB, 1600x1133, 30A56664-6BC2-4630-BFE8-187E0F…)

would you like to have a passionate time

No. 1566304

File: 1683054959989.png (30.94 KB, 253x321, 1683053503136661.png)

Dogatoo passing thru

No. 1566338

File: 1683057653754.jpg (76.51 KB, 640x773, 4b9dbc2aa4517a24c0bfc403529c8b…)

sometimes it dawns on me how out of touch i am with pop culture

No. 1566635

File: 1683089051854.gif (70.07 KB, 400x369, bloggif_6451e64c4afb0.gif)

I am the Cow (Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow)
La Elsie (woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo)
I am the Cow (Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow)
La Elsie (woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo)
I am the Cow (Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow)
La Elsie (woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo)
I am the Cow (Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow)

You know I get the leche
Cincuenta por ciento
If you are not integrating
Get the fuck up out of lolcor, 'fore we ban your ass down
Samefaggin how I came out
Any nonny try to stop me, let it bait out, let it bump, let it lurk out
Yo soy la vaca, you adiós nonny
I am the Cow
Get a nonny doxxed up on a Tunesday
While the cytu.be goin' up on a Tunesday
This is doomsday, I can have Pixyteri
Come through and knock Kyle Perkins out his fupa
Now look at his brains all on the sidewalk
And tuck the churn and sage on my shitpost
And woo I'm a rollin'
Spoiler, Chris-chan, oh chola (I am the Cow)
Only nonny lurking through Lolcow with the blower red
Chuck Taylors on and you know it when I show up
It's a farm full of Stacies, farm full of trannies
Farm full of nonnies that'll pull up, let it spam on a nonny
Hundred six posts spam on a nonny
Thread sweeper derail the whole board up, bunker's thread on a nonny
Got two cowtippers, two farmhands, two e-whores
And they infight together side by side
No posteo conmigo, tú sabes de mí, go
No Kiki Kannibal, amigas y litros
Mi granja es su granja, cuidado con la chica
Tú tienes la leche y yo tengo hilos

Ya te dije, el ordeño y cosecho
I am the Cow (Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow)
La Elsie (woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo)
I am the Cow (Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow)
La Elsie (woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo)
I am the Cow (Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow)
La Elsie (woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo)
nonny, I am the God (God, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow)

Pinche jannitora (put@)
Jodiendo todos los días (cabróna)
Que si llora tu granjita (mátenla)
O mi madre y mi tía (así)

I'm on a private jet with La Elsie, feet up
Sippin' yaqui 'bout to land for the re-up
Fuck the Momokuns, we ain't got them shooping devices
The bots they be watchin' and see us
Nonnies wanna see us? Check the IG
I'm in the farm throwin' milk up like a parlor
Don't try me, half-and-half with the rotolactor
600 million, 400 million from Onision, uh
Luna Slater in my hey-day, uh
Bringing off cream that's a payday, uh
On a private jet that's a mayday, uh
In crystal cafe on a vacay, uh
C on my sunhat, milkin' grade-a, uh
None of these nonnies ready for the racebait, uh
Hundred cal make her body do the nay-nay
Leave a nonny face worse off than Shaynaynay yeah
I am the Cow, I've been tellin' you nonnies
I got a jug and a crate in the trunk
Ven aquí, I will sell it to nonnies
We can a-log it and post it
Nitpickers on deck, I will sever you nonnies
Behind these redtexts, I'm La Elsie
Minimodding out the thread on you nonnies

Escúchame, chinga tu padre
Nunca me bannearas
So para de lurkear
No me controlas
Te controlo
Controlo a todas
Me respetan o se mueren
Soy La Elsie, let's go Lolcow

I am the Cow (Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow)
La Elsie (woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo)
I am the Cow (Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow)
La Elsie (woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo)
Nonny, I am the Cow (Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow)

Nonny, I am the Cow

No. 1566637

>>1566635
this needs to be vocaroo'd

No. 1566638

>>1566635
nonny supremacy

No. 1566640

File: 1683089805385.jpg (10.1 KB, 320x320, 341889539_680917137194324_8502…)

>>1566304
took me several hours to realize you wrote a portmanteau of dog and cockatoo

No. 1566660

File: 1683093722706.jpg (87.45 KB, 550x705, 09840906337.jpg)

>>1566338
I don't think that pop culture still exists, whatever we have now is too fragmented and divided to be called popular. Whatever gets squeezed out by big corporations isn't pop culture, its propaganda, it's consumers don't really participate in shaping said culture. Small creators either get molded in shape by social media pressure or succumb to greed and align themselves with political agenda of big culture manufacturers, and if they don't they get de-platformed or buried in obscurity.

No. 1566675

>>1566660
Truer words have never been spoken. There isn't any pop culture, only propaganda.

No. 1566677

>>1566675
popaganda

No. 1566713

File: 1683106035227.png (81.48 KB, 211x240, you deserve a cookie.png)

Yes, you. The girl reading this.

No. 1566967

File: 1683135170190.jpg (55.96 KB, 545x500, Tumblr_l_545917766049610.jpg)

I want to become president so I can castrate all men and send them off to labor camps

No. 1566984

File: 1683135633856.jpg (39.02 KB, 564x376, 99e7f4856dfe24b6e809bcff00b857…)

What bird is your favorite nona?

No. 1566989

File: 1683135751042.jpeg (34.8 KB, 800x450, IMG_7758.jpeg)

>>1566984
Whatever this is

No. 1567012

>>1566984
Emus. They looks cool and yummy.

No. 1567015

>>1566713
but will he eat my cookie?

No. 1567043

>>1567015
of course. Leon has a real sweet tooth.

No. 1567057

>>1566984
Difficult choice between penguin or owl

No. 1567230

>>1566984
perikitto!

No. 1567427

I've been obsessing over golden moles for the last hour. Apologies for the man toes but they've got the cutest waddle as they scurry amidst the dunes. They're iridescent and in the same animal group or whatever as sea cows!

No. 1567434

File: 1683178564333.jpeg (41.06 KB, 1200x635, chickadee.jpeg)

>>1566984
oh shit I didn't realize we were talking about birds, excuse the mole. I like cardinals and round birds like chickadees

No. 1567436

File: 1683178775913.png (3.71 MB, 2400x1600, american-dipper_cindy_goeddel-…)

samefagging but I still have a 3 year old calendar just for this picture. It's an American Dipper

No. 1567701

If everyone just logged out of Twitter for one day the world would be a better fucking place

No. 1567878

File: 1683225501283.jpg (60.24 KB, 575x767, 18352239_703.jpg)

COACHELLA
DAY 1
WEEKEND 1
HERE'S WHAT I'M DEFINITELY NOT WEARING BECAUE I AM NOT GOING

No. 1569868

File: 1683433731661.jpg (73.74 KB, 500x750, b9570d1b3c2ae559a7c947ffcb81b3…)

I stay out too late
Got nothin' in my thread
That's what jannies say, mmm-mmm
That's what jannies say, mmm-mmm
I go on too many derails (Haha)
But I can't make them kek
At least that's what jannies say, mmm-mmm
That's what jannies say, mmm-mmm

But I keep lurkin'
Can't stop, won't stop shitpostin'
It's like I got this autism in my mind
Sayin', "It's gonna be alright"

'Cause the pickmes gonna cape, cape, cape, cape, cape
And the e-whores gonna e-beg, beg, beg, beg, beg
Nonny, I'm just gonna sperg, sperg, sperg, sperg, sperg
I sperg it off, I sperg it off
Ban-evaders gonna evade, evade, evade, evade, evade
And the scrotes gonna bait, bait, bait, bait, bait
Nonny, I'm just gonna sperg, sperg, sperg, sperg, sperg
I sperg it off, I sperg it off

I never miss a bot
I'm lightnin' on my board
And that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm
That's what they don't see, mmm-mmm
I'm postin' on my own (Postin' on my own)
I make the milk up as I go (Milk up as I go)
And that's what they don't know, mmm-mmm
That's what they don't know, mmm-mmm

But I keep lurkin'
Can't stop, won't stop blogpostin'
It's like I got this autism in my mind
Sayin', "It's gonna be alright"

'Cause the pickmes gonna cape, cape, cape, cape, cape
And the e-whores gonna e-beg, beg, beg, beg, beg
Nonny, I'm just gonna sperg, sperg, sperg, sperg, sperg
I sperg it off, I sperg it off
Ban-evaders gonna evade, evade, evade, evade, evade
And the scrotes gonna bait, bait, bait, bait, bait
Nonny, I'm just gonna sperg, sperg, sperg, sperg, sperg
I sperg it off, I sperg it off

Sperg it off, I sperg it off
I, I, I sperg it off, I sperg it off
I, I, I sperg it off, I sperg it off
I, I, I sperg it off, I sperg it off

Hey, hey, hey
Just think, while you've been gettin' down and out about the trannies
And the dirty, dirty cows of the world
You could've been gettin' down
To this sick bump

My ex-moid brought his new tradthot
She's like, "Oh my God!" But I'm just gonna sperg
And to the stacy over there with the hella good sage
Won't you come on over, nonny?
We can sperg, sperg, sperg
Yeah, oh, oh, oh

'Cause the pickmes gonna cape, cape, cape, cape, cape
And the e-whores gonna e-beg, beg, beg, beg, beg
(E-whores gonna e-beg)
Nonny, I'm just gonna sperg, sperg, sperg, sperg, sperg
I sperg it off, I sperg it off (Ha!)
Ban-evaders gonna evade, evade, evade, evade, evade (Mmm)
And the scrotes gonna bait, bait, bait, bait, bait
(And bait, and bait, and bait)
Nonny, I'm just gonna sperg, sperg, sperg, sperg, sperg
I sperg it off, I sperg it off (I, I, I)

sperg it off, I sperg it off
I, I, I sperg it off, I sperg it off
I, I, I sperg it off, I sperg it off
I, I, I sperg it off, I sperg it off
sperg it off, I sperg it off
I, I, I sperg it off, I sperg it off
I, I, I sperg it off, I sperg it off
I, I, I sperg it off, I sperg it off (Yeah!)
sperg it off, I sperg it off
I, I, I sperg it off, I sperg it off (You got to)
I, I, I sperg it off, I sperg it off
I, I, I sperg it off, I sperg it off

No. 1569911

I'm going to need you all to bring back normal banter its bleak here

No. 1569931

>>1569911
we are hootering and hollering nona

No. 1570006

File: 1683450901119.jpg (54.53 KB, 736x981, me when deandelion.jpg)

zI like cats and I think they are neat. I don't understand why people act like a woman being old and having a bunch of cats is a bad thing. When I'm old and drop dead I want them to feed upon my corpse and then I will become fertilizer. I will never truly die because I will be apart of grass or maybe even grow into a dandelion.

No. 1570024

>>1569868
made me chuckle nonnie

No. 1570026

>>1569868
made me chuckle nonnie

No. 1570032

>>1570024
So funny she chuckled twice

No. 1572239

File: 1683649803547.gif (439.79 KB, 479x440, in my lucky syuit.gif)

oh my dear nonnies
i am so excited
what's gonna beeee
toniiight
oh i dont know i dont know
but dronnie will be the best!
look at this, my special shoes, especially for for eurovision
and my lucky syuiiiit
YEAH!
see you tonight

No. 1572240

>>1572239
Adorableee

No. 1572576

>>1572239
wtf I want borzoi slippers

No. 1572641

>>1572239
>>1572576
I didn't notice the borzoi slippers until you mentioned it, now I want them too.

No. 1572882

File: 1683697022657.gif (1.68 MB, 500x500, 5eeec15ea8beb9bb0ad2c1246f517c…)

lolcor is a feverdream
is a state of mind
is a way of being
the time in between
the taste on your lips
is a feverdream

No. 1572903

File: 1683700227102.gif (228.79 KB, 220x180, 5DB14B84-1D89-4F80-A8E3-341BC5…)

>>1572882
My brain is collapsing

No. 1572909

File: 1683700753023.jpeg (12.81 KB, 203x327, 6F5DB936-477B-45F4-AAA9-9DB7AE…)

When a thread I hate won't load? That's god protecting me

No. 1572927

File: 1683702421920.jpg (71.39 KB, 960x422, 0x0.jpg)


No. 1572938

File: 1683705081704.jpg (465.09 KB, 1499x1500, A1X2 QDkI5L._AC_SL1500_.jpg)

https://rave.dj/2NO6_bdEa86btw
(Although this is technically a shitpost it's also the only version I seem to hear in my friggin' head).

No. 1572947

look nonas it's us

No. 1572957


No. 1572958

File: 1683708239682.jpeg (30.38 KB, 828x454, 5BE2E8A5-3B17-4C70-B2A4-1FC929…)

Goodnight nonnies

No. 1572961

>>1572958
night night bby

No. 1573000

I'm bored. I want to make mvs of my cows.

No. 1573108

Behold my time-bending superpower!
By refreshing lolcow I can make one minute last ages!
>makes post
refresh refresh refresh refresh
>why nobody answer yet
posted 1 min ago
>damn time stopped passing again

No. 1573174

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i wanna get a gig at an arctic research base after i graduate but i think the number of times i've gotten crossfaded and talked about pyramids in antarctica on /x/ has put me out of the running indefinitely

No. 1573236

>>1573174
don't let that stop you nonny, find those pyramids in alaska

No. 1573264

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Transracial people are so stunning and brave.

No. 1573265

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>>1569868
Trump-chan jamming out to this like

No. 1573280

Working at a school is so rewarding because you get introduced to the most amazing songs with the lyrics being only "we're making music right now"

No. 1573293

>>1572947
no this is

No. 1573333

>>1573264
how dare you involve Vergil in this

No. 1573339

>>1573333
please do not misrace or deadname Joon-gi Han, thank you very much.

No. 1573539

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>>1573339
you better not make me use my extensive DMC reaction pic folder nona

No. 1573596

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But would you this satan?

No. 1573599

>>1573596
Smooth criminal

No. 1573602

>>1573539
Didn't know we have so many transracists on lolcow smh. TransKoreans are Koreans, please respect Joon-gi Han's racial identity.

No. 1573648

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No. 1573807

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No. 1574009

>>1573807
I thought he died in Miami.

No. 1574034

>>1573807
I definitely saw him at Spooky Island in 2002

No. 1574041

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>>1573807
Never forget

No. 1574069

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anyone else?

No. 1574074

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>>1573807
Yet his uncle still going

No. 1574076

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>>1574074
I mean compare their upbringings, Scrappy never got a chance…

No. 1574087

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Let us not forget that time both Scooby Doo and his cousin Scooby Dum were in love with their cousin Scooby Dee.

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No. 1574092

I. Love. Scrappy. Doo. (not romantic) Always have, always will. He has got puppy power. He is a good boy. Scrappy Doo is cute and all his haters can just suck a tit because I will always have Scrappy's back.

No. 1574093

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>>1574074
Saw this picture, thought it was weed in the jar, looked closer, realized it was actually a bunch of prickly pear fruit, looked closer, realized Shaggy is smoking a joint and it actually was weed in a jar.

No. 1574094

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They are the same person, prove me wrong

No. 1574102

>>1574087
The whole family should've had their own spinoff instead of velma

No. 1574105

>>1574102
but can you racebend dogs?

No. 1574106

ages ago in my freshman year of college me n two buddies wanted to watch lady & the tramp. i was being cool like "ah yeah i'll easily find an illegal upload". so we snuggled up up the futon and i pressed play on my laptop.
apparently there's an early version where Tramp repeatedly refers to Lady as "Bitch".

No. 1574107

>>1574105
turns scooby doo into a pitbull

No. 1574108

>>1574105
Maybe they can turn Scrappy into a chiuawa

No. 1574113

>>1574106
is this some lost media creepypasta

No. 1574561

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>>1574094
…ok, now I KINDA wanna see the new Mario movie.
Wtf lol

No. 1574571

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When I see tanks I always think they have a personality, for example this French tank is a loser and tries his best to make friends but fails miserably

No. 1574573

>>1574571
I feel this way about cars. I can give anyone a personality reading of their vehicle

No. 1574583

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>>1574573
Can you give me a personality reading of this car nona?

No. 1574590

>>1574583
It was born a preemie and therefore had stunted growth, but tries to make up for it by overdressing even in casual scenarios. Unfortunately people can tell it's overcompensating and secretly pity him. But overall he's not a bad guy, just very shy and insecure.

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No. 1575274

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I washed my hands of us at the cytu.be
You made a mess of me
I pictured you with other stacies in love
Then infought up on the thread
Like waiting for a mod that never shows
You just start lurkin' on
They say that if it's right, you know
Each board plays our song
Nothing has ever felt so wrong

Oh, my, love is a lie
Shit my nonnies say to get me by
It hits different
It hits different this time
Cowtastrophic copes
Milkin' on was always easy for me to do
It hits different
It hits different 'cause it's you

('Cause it's you)

I used to switch out these anons, I'd just doxx
Rip the ban off and blogpost like an asshole newfag
Freedom felt like shitposting then on lolcor
Now the bait burns my heart and the spam hurts my feelings
And I never don't sperg (And I never don't sperg) at the board
Yeah, my derailing is contagious (My derailing is contagious)
I slur your name 'til someone puts me out to pasture
I stopped receiving redtexts

Oh, my, love is a lie
Shit my nonnies say to get me by
It hits different
It hits different this time
Cowtastrophic copes
Milkin' on was always easy for me to do
It hits different
It hits different 'cause it's you

('Cause it's you)

I find the catalogs, a-logged over a hat
Reported the cape that I needed
I trace the cowtipping, make it make some sense
Why the troon is still seethin'
You were the one that I loved
Don't need another tinfoil, it's simple enough
A wrinkle in time like the nasolabial folds
This is why they shouldn't kill off the farmhands
Nitpicks of your hair and your stare and sense of belief
In the good in the world, you once believed in me
And I saged you and I medfaggeg you for a while
Bet I could still bump your world
Argumentative, antithetical manic-pixie-dream girl

I read your post reply in the greentext down the thread
Is that your post in the greentext?
Is it okay? Is it you?
Or have they come to take me away?
To take me away

Oh, my, love is a lie
Shit my nonnies say to get me by
It hits different (It hits different)
It hits different this time
Cowtastrophic copes
Milkin' on was always easy for me to do
It hits different (It hits different)
It hits different 'cause it's you

Oh, my, love is a lie
Shit my nonnies say to get me by
'Cause it's you
Cowtastrophic copes
Milkin' on was always easy for me to do
It hits different (Yeah)
It hits different 'cause it's you

No. 1575756

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Rewatched the funny propaganda movie where Big Kim rides a horse and apparently the campfire’s flames gave his wife an orgasm while his goons looked uncomfortable af

No. 1575759

>>1575754
>apparently campfire gave his wife an orgasm
So the campfire did what his fatass obviously couldn't.

No. 1575760

>>1575756
Do you think she had a choice in marrying him? Or was she chosen?

No. 1575778

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im faded off the shit UH i just dropped my old bitch UH bald boy my next victim yea took a break in my lil crib UH im watching hamtaro yea hope i make it till tomorrow yuh gotta feed my cat skrrt so i hope i do not die skrrt i gotta make a bag yuh to buy treats for da little guy okaaaay

No. 1575797

>>1575760
Kim once told then SK president Moon Jae-in that his daddy told him to marry her and so he “trusted him”. She was probably chosen for him but if one looks past the propaganda, they seem to be genuinely in love and comfortable with each other - notice how he doesn’t look grumpy or stoic like usual whenever she’s around? It’s been said that she’s number one in Kim’s inner circle compared to his crackhead sister.

No. 1575806

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>>1575778
https://voca.ro/13zRepsofWm2
please be honeset do i have a rap career ahead of me pls…

No. 1575808

File: 1683941076218.jpeg (323.59 KB, 2288x1400, IMG_5420.jpeg)

>>1575797
>wanted to add more
This is Ri Pyong-chol, allegedly he’s Mrs. Kim’s daddy who sold his own daughter to the Kim family for political gain, now he’s one of rocketman’s top goons in both the politiburo and the KPA. He was purged for a few months back in 2021 but got his posts and military rank back as of last year, I take it that either daddy’s little girl has to do ‘special favors’ for her husband to get comrade Ri reinstated or it was just the simple fact of nepotism.

No. 1576268

I wonder if Breaking Bad remix nonna still lingers in this thread. Does she think about me? Does bitch bitch little bitch I made you my bitch still play on repeat in her head like it does in mine?

No. 1576284

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You are a newfag that I don't know
But you're shitting up the thread like it's twitter
And I'm just like, damn, it's 7 AM
Say it in the thread, that's a knock-out
But you say it in a Tweet, that's a cop-out
And I'm just like, "Hey, are you okay?"

And I ain't tryna mess with your sperging
But I've learned a lesson that lurkin' and tinfoilin' 'bout somebody else is no fun
And troons and moids never broke my bones

So oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to go back, you're being a retard
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (Oh)
You need to just stop, like can you just not blogpost on my board?
You need to go back

You are a newfag that we don't know
But you're comin' at my nonnies like an incel
Why are you a fag when you could be NORMAL? (You could be NORMAL)
Shitpost on the thread at the parade
But you would rather be banned for spamming
Makin' that bait must've taken all night

You just need to take several meds and then try to restore the peace
And control your urges to derail about all the people you hate
'Cause infights never made anybody less sane

So oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to go back, you're being a retard
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (Oh)
You need to just stop, like can you just not blogpost on her board?
You need to go back

And we see you over there on the internet
Nitpicking all the stacies who are killing it
But we reported you out
We all know now we all got cows
You need to go back

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to go back (You need to go back)
You're being a retard (You're being a retard)
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (Oh)
You need to just stop (Can you stop?)
Like can you just not blogpost on our board?
You need to go back

No. 1576639

File: 1684001598820.jpg (27.72 KB, 400x356, 1576356331768.jpg)

how do I summon the farmhands?

No. 1576650

>>1576639
thank u farmhands (they showed up)

No. 1576765

>>1576639
emoji posting

No. 1577969

A part of me died of laughter from this in 2020..

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No. 1577999

>>1577994
ah I remember these

No. 1578979


No. 1578996

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el nugget

No. 1579093

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No. 1581701

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No. 1581761

>>1581701
If the pants were denim I would consider getting them.

No. 1581764

>>1581701
Do the curtains match the curtains? If you know what I mean! Hueh hueh hueh

No. 1581968

I stumbled upon a video about people who call themselves ‘targeted individuals’, but they are all clearly suffering with schizophrenia. It’s so unbelievably sad and ridiculous at the same time.
I remember a time when all conspiracy theorists were viewed as loons, it’s so normal these days. These people think any discrepancy in anything is some kind of sign of them being tracked or targeted. One guy had an mri and decided 2 discrepancies were chips, but they’re not crazy. It’s the government.

No. 1582055

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When you think of all the late nights
Lame infights over the board
Wake up in the mornin' with new replies
But feelin' alone

A heart is drawn around your post
In someone's writing style, not mine
Lurkin' out into town
Nitpickin', just killin' time

Your bans and mine are parallel lines
Caps all aligned and they intertwined
And taught you
The way you call me elsie
Treat me like a stacy
All that I can say is

All of the cows you loved before (Ooh)
Made you the one I've whiteknighted for
Every necro thread led you straight to me
Now you're all I need, I'm so thankful for
All of the cows you loved before
But I love you more

When I think of all the redtexts
Selfposts out on the farm (Ooh)
Cryin' in the cytu.be for some anon
Whose IP I cannot remember now

Secret bots all alone
No one's online, over eighteen and wild (Ooh)
Ventin' up, Bumpin' up
Sage without sayin' goodbye (Ooh)

And just know that
It's everything that made me
Now I call you "beloved"
It's why you're so amazing

All of the cows you loved before (Ooh)
Made you the one I've whiteknighted for
Every necro thread led you straight to me
Now you're all I need, I'm so thankful for
All of the cows you loved before
But I love you more

Your jannie brought you up loyal and kind
Minimodding taught you there's good in goodbye
Every nonny that you knew brought you here
I wanna teach you how permaban feels like

The cows you loved before (Ooh)
Made you the one I've whiteknighted for-
Every necro thread (Necro thread) led you straight to me (Straight to me)
Now you're all I need (All I need), I'm so thankful for-
All of the cows you loved before
But I love you more

(I love you more)
(I love you more)

No. 1582120

>>1581701
Although these are definitely meant to be revealing and sexual, I think it looks quite cute. Maybe because of the tiny windows I guess?

No. 1582125

>>1582120
maybe is the flowery curtains

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No. 1582314

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No. 1583050

this made me think of the husbando thread for some reason

No. 1583083

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No. 1583160

https://youtu.be/UcKb0rwhWZE?t=94

American Newspaper boomer humor in a nutshell (the sort of standard I set myself for a decade ago xp).(learn2embed)

No. 1583455

>>1583160
>learn4embeded
k, better?

No. 1583467

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>>1582314
Actually Nick its "party rock IS"

No. 1584220

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No. 1584487

File: 1684788410793.gif (2.51 MB, 280x498, dance-hair-flip.gif)

IF THE SHOE FITS, WALK IN IT 'TIL YOUR HIGH HEELS BREAK
IF THE SHOE FITS, WALK IN IT EVERYWHERE YOU GO

No. 1584506

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Cher

No. 1585784

by the euphrates river
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No. 1586040

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No. 1586046

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i'm jealous of people that make money selling this shit

No. 1586052

>>1586040
[xyz]cellectuals accounts frequent here but it’s all part of a conservative culture web influence project so ignore it or just keep that in mind

No. 1586425

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No. 1586457

>>1586052
no it isn't it's just retarded clout chasing

No. 1586463

>>1586425
i had no idea amazon made food too. literally the cartoonishly evil world-ruling corp from dystopias

No. 1586542

This just melted my brain and face off

No. 1586547

File: 1684977399029.gif (701.33 KB, 350x264, dancedance.gif)

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and I won't let jannies stop meeeee

No. 1586573

Just came across a dress store called jessakae and I gotta say it’s giving budget line barbie like the details are printed on the fabric and only on the front kinda bitch

No. 1586594

>>1586547
oooooh you better watch out or farmhand will ban you too

No. 1586604

>>1586594
i won't let them. i am invincible.
kill all men
kill all trannies
eat a burger
and slap a janny

No. 1586646


No. 1587127

File: 1685040934106.jpg (22.28 KB, 340x400, 437600aa4046324587705a183dc81c…)

Gangster looney tunes go so hard

No. 1587521

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She's got the fire and she walks with it
She's got the fire and she talks with it
Her nonny on the side, nonny on the side
Makes me a sad, sad girl
Her money on the side, money on the side
Makes me a sad, sad girl

No. 1587530

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No. 1587531

>teachers who can bring lessons alive, weaving stories through the subjects and making even traditionally dry subjects leap off the page

idk this shit really makes me cringe. it just sounds so pretentious. it sounds like someone trying to sound like an intellect or fill in the word count of an essay or writing a novel for young adults. ughh

No. 1587550

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FUCK SHINJI HATERS
ALL MY HOMIES HATE SHINJI HATERS

No. 1587592

>>1587550
Kaworu calm down

No. 1587594

File: 1685068749792.jpg (4.37 KB, 241x209, download (32).jpg)

>>1609727
sorry for being a retard newfag, just trying to find a thread kek

No. 1587956

File: 1685099579028.jpeg (53.51 KB, 748x682, B5D16486-55AB-4655-92A9-526E3A…)

>BLAACK FEEEET
he couldn't even try

No. 1587972

>>1587956
this was so uncomfortable how is this supposed to make me want to the theatre ?

No. 1588509

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No. 1588511

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No. 1588523

trannies

No. 1588524

get

No. 1588527

the

No. 1588529

ROPE. FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES.
you too jannies

No. 1588539

really think about it. you're letting yourself get swayed over by some kiwifag aiden that avatarfags all over the entire damn site.

No. 1588653