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I just came to lolcow to say that I'm sorry nonnies… I've been betraying you. I haven't been on lolcow for more than 5 minutes in several months. I've found an altchan that's more engaging to me than lolcow, and while I've had seriously tons of fun these past few months on the other imageboard I feel so guilty. I feel like I'm cheating on my nonnies and I miss you all so much. I'll never forget all the amazing memories I've had with you guys both here and in the bunkers. You've unironically shaped me and changed me into a better person and I'll be forever grateful for that and I'll treasure all the memories I've made with my nonas, even the ones made in hectic days. I love all of you so much, even if I haven't talked to any of you in a while.
Lolcow will ALWAYS have a special place in my heart as the one site I can go to stop pretending to be someone else and actually be myself.
no worries nona, you do you, lately the board has been slower and i feel like the infighting is even more than the usual>>1587797
i guess yes, i understand, even if this place is somewhat hateful even other boards not only /pt/ and /snow/, i've seen a lot of nice nonnies here so i get what the OP nona was saying, but i don't think she has to feel bad for not being here that much and i think you are a little bit salty i don't know why
i came here to say wow about all the milk in last or maybe last few shayna threads, i'm not very frequent in her threads, but when the milk is dry in my go to cow threads, some times i read her threads, but they are mostly repetitive so i don't do it that often but wow the milk was flowing
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They aren't even being that mean. And I agree with them personally. There's a cringe
graduation thread for that if other anon must bid farewell. How can you be surprised at this reaction kek this is LC and you should be happy that nonnies are giving altchan nonna a proper send off
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I'm gonna start avatarfagging with minions
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I thought this was a parody by some conservative group, but no, it's actually real. I really don't get these marketing teams, they just don't seem to understand that not only gay men and faghags on Twitter like drag queens or find them entertaining, Most regular people think their weird and off-putting and especially those who are actually into nature and shit.(not the one's who just like Sapphic art on twitter but actually go hiking or camping)
I'll take my Q's from you pros!!
What are we chatting about?
Ya well I'm fuckin trying here but everyone keeps bitchin me out…
Rub one out for fuck sakes and put a smile on your faces… is there anyone happy here who doesn't hate themselves so much they have to pick on a sweet lil girl? I'd integrate if given the chance…
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they hated nonnie because she told the truth
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Take a look at these Edo period hammerheads
LOVE YOU NONNY
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guessing game, where is nonny
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beards truly are makeup for men.
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I love being a weeb
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I'm rewatching The Office. This scene. Couldn't Pam just cut off the part of a veil that got torn and then just fold it or something? Idk it looks like something that could be easily repaired.
it's like you guys have never seen the graduation thread before>>1587833
i don't see any ITT. or is the calico critter thing? don't most nonnas like that (not OP btw)
So I'm returning home after 5 days of being in Cancun with my family, i guess I'll post some dumb shit to recount my trip, while I wait for my flight
First of all, yes it was hot as hell, even got sunburned and it hurts, it's not unbearable but it's quite annoying.
I think these 5 days have been the most i have used this one swimsuit i bought like 3 years ago, I'm sure i got a bit bigger during COVID lockdown but I think it fit even better than it did when I first got it.
I definitely pigged out while eating, like there's no way I'm not taking advantage of the included buffet on all restaurants.
Ok so i don't get out much, drinking isn't something i enjoy so don't get surprised when I tell you that just 2 days ago, i found out what a mudslide drink is, i think it's my new favorite drink, my parents and my brother encouraged to drink some more of that.
Went to the beach 4 days In a row, had fun, I have come to the realization that i don't like how my skin looks when it gets sand all over It, idk i guess it makes it look a lot darker than it should considering that Cancun's sand is like really white.
Lastly a funny story that happened yesterday, so the resort had a "foam party" at a pool and while at it this "kid" was just following me around the pool, didn't thought much of anything, he seemed really so small that only his head would poke out of the water, i guess it was a bit adorable, at some point i saw him grabbing some balloons and clipping them together, it was so cute, at the end of the party me and my family were getting ready to go to the nearby beach and then I saw that the "kid" was actually like 6'1 and i don't know how to feel about that.
Anyway, it was a nice trip.
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I have been trying to find out what it looks like when these women remove their neck rings, and this is the only picture I managed to find. Help?
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I used to work for an online sex store and something I read just now brought back memories. The amount of product reviews we'd get submitted by men who would either write the review like its a form of erotica to them to tell people exactly what they did with it in great detail..
Or if they kept it to the point they'd review butt plugs and talk about how hard it is to 'get the smell out' of the toys material. Toy materials that aren't known for really holding onto smells. Meaning it full on had to be just covered in shit at some point.
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try "kayan without brass coils", you might find some more pictures (I did). Also interesting stuff like this https://cdnsciencepub.com/cms/10.1139/apnm-2019-0083/asset/images/large/apnm-2019-0083f1.jpeg
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I want to pick at my skin so bad
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Imo Schrute and Angelas arc was the most entertaining one. I also liked Karen a lot, surprised people hated her.
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Five months ago, I deleted my entire icloud account containing messages from 2016 to 2022 there are no more painful texts and memories I ruminate on
I am free
Nonas I’ve been rewatching The Office too this week!>>1588308>>1588301
and THANK YOU IVE SAID THIS FOR YEARS. Dwight and Angela are the funniest and most entertaining love story of the show and they actually have character development. Jim and Pam are so boring and I never gave a fuck about their whole “will-they won’t-they” saga and I felt crazy because all of my friends loved it.
i saw that and rolled my eyes so hard. i watch many of her videos but cannot fucking stand her as a person. and she is so ugly. and yes i hate how she speaks a lot too. she's dumb honestly.
i think it was a strange deaths iceberg vid, an earlier one, where she said "i didn't even know franz ferdinand was a person, i just thought it was a band" like srsly?
yes that hair had an abusive
Not verbatim but 'bunch of 12 year old sad trolls with no lives of their own' and then she went on to say something that anons had speculated on was right on the mark. Its almost like there's a pattern to cows and their shit and its not all just 'eww so ugly' comments like she made out.
Youtubers will use the cow threads to get their info for vids, would be lost without lc/kf keeping these several year long records of events for them to then quote but they'll condemn it all in the same breath as if they feel dirty for even browsing here. Like get a grip, especially given her channel covers dark topics.
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All this espresso
Yet I am so depresso
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Who do you think is more deformed/crooked: This man or Jerma?
*This is not about attractiveness, but "deformity". Which face is more abnormal?
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just bleached my roots, damn it feels so nice. it's like it scorched every microbe on my scalp. it feels brand new and extremely clean. I also love the sensation of freshly bleached hair because it takes longer to feel dirty. anyone else actually like bleaching their hair?
I hate this yassified moid look >>1588442
He’s ok from the front but his side profile is like a crescent moon
Ayrt and I think I'm at this point. I only ever say lol out loud to refer to lolcow and I do cringe every time, because of the el oh el, and because of speaking of lolcow out loud.
Nonnies, are you always kind on lolcow, always mean, or do you switch it up? I go back and forth.
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Switched to discord light mode and I don’t feel like an incel anymore. I use discord to talk to like 3 people and am in radfem servers but the dark mode makes me feel so grimy lol. Light mode is kinda clean
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Ayrt I thought it was ugly but I personally got used to it kek picrel is me with dark mode
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who wants to play the guitar with me?
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I have to be so fucking careful vetting cute indie games for any gender shit in case I stream them and end up having to pretend I respect trannies and pronouns
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This is the most autistic thing I have done but I watched a video from Beyond Ghibli and his art style seemed very similar to an old 4chan drawfag from 2014, so I made a comparison pic. I wish I had saved more of his drawings so I could better compare. Is it a common male drawing style and am I just imagining? It doesn't even matter if it's the same guy or not but my autistic brain needs to know
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I cant sleep
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Sleeping pills? or maybe tire yourself out, you know what I mean
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I was thinking maybe practising some pieces but they'll throw me out so some tea and tiring myself out as you said is in order.
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>tfw no lul so random eternally genki bf
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I'm telling you nonnas this shit smells just like a Strawberry Shortcake DVD.
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Reported an account on twitter that had links to cp sharing group chats, was in the process of giving the account link to the fbi but when I went back to the account it was suspended. This all happened in under like 5 minutes. Crazy
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is it just me or do Shun Akiyama and MGS5 Ocelot look like racebent versions of each other? does anyone else see it?
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damn that "flood detected post discarded" bullshit reeeee
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I am an evil witchy spinster that lives with her cats, fear me nonnies!
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every fuckin time I walk into a mineral store I sit there for like 2 fuckin hours. I love that ammoniteeeee
so true, it's funny seeing my dads contacts basically being "man-the thing he does" kek it's like they go by categories>>1589370
Damn i thought it was an italian bear at first, retardation on my part, sorry
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Little Debbie marshmallow pies are so much better than the OG, how the fuck did Moon Pies let them bet them at their own game.
Samefag inb4 >Weh woman do it too
Yes I know faggot but who does it more and regularly and is inferior? Oh ya
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i am responsible for probably half the infights this week because i'm bored and don't enjoy anything else anymore. everything in this world is so dull but infights are always fun. basically lc is crack and nonnas are my dealer. i'm snorting every reply i get. 6 years and still going.
Vidrel, I've posted about them before. Skip to like 1:43:00. She even says earlier in the vid that she was only there to scam her fans.
Correction, it was actually only $600+ but being a follower of these two, I can almost garuentee that this was a skit of hers to get some sympathy cash.
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Does anynonny want to look up at the sky with me right now and pretend we're watching the clouds together
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Looking at the sky right now, it's nighttime and the crickets are chirping, hope your having a good day nona
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Occasionally I'll remember Cybersmith exists and start dying laughing and then cry because he left Tumblr
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I'm stoned and I have piza
Hey nonna, I’m in the same boat. I heard the saline treatments are relatively cheap for the small “spider veins” since they tend to close up fast in the process. What I can strongly recommend you (you likely have had standing/active jobs right?) is compression socks. They help with prevention but you need a good fit and take my word, get the ones that go over the knee since those tend to be comfiest (below knee ones that fit too tight block off circulation for me personally)
I’m yet to find info on the bigger veins ones that kinda bulge out on the inner side of my knees
Also not to be a spoonine but I worked as a nurse most my early 20s and I have EDS so I tend to get them even more since my cells are very fragile, so if you bruise easily and have joint pain (or any mobility issues) you may want to look into it
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Best way to wake up from a nap is having your cat lay next to you, belly up, and purring as he is lovingly gazing at you.
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So horny gonna lose it wanna embarrass him
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Sometimes, I see random cats and just cry because I don't have a cat but I want a cat but I can't have a cat yet I can't stop wanting a cat.
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Came across this woman who loves power tools and has an extremely short haircut with no pronouns in sight.
The only cringe thing is being a military wife.
Legit didn't know where to put this so here it is. I stayed in contact with a coworker because he seemed awkward and was an actual autist so I felt bad for him, but he's so insufferable I dropped him and it's the best thing I did in a while holy shit.
>Go to his place, we have fun doing nothing
>Becomes routine, it's chill
>He says he wants a gf
>Tell him to go places he likes and try to meet people, at this point I thought he was nice enough just a bit odd
>Week later, asked all his female colleagues out on dates, all said no
>Had one date, girl ghosted him and after weeks lied that she was a lesbian to shut him up
>He believes it, on one side I think 'poor thing' but tbh I laughed
>It's nothing, we keep hanging out like usual
>I got a boyfriend
>Go to his place
>Wow your hair is really thin anon
>Your makeup looks weird anon, most men would like you more if you didn't put it on
>'Why don't I have a girlfriend??! It's so easy for you, why can't I have someone?!'
This sounds not so bad but I'm still so annoyed that he started to be a little bitch to his only friend, it's not like I even really talked about my bf. We had fun before, I'm sad now. He just saw me as someone to screw.
I dont understand what he did wrong to you except say your hair and makeup looked bad.
I believe this is because I'm socially retarded but still I don't get it
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Im so happy my dad and kid bro went to a yankees game together. Im even also excited for the shirt they are being back. How should i wear it for ultimate Dork Factor?
He's an unaware idiot.
Women date autists, women date introverts, women date awkward nerds.
Who they don't date are selfish guys who only care about themselves. Too bad you didn't neg back his appearance and insisted it was all in the name of 'helping' him get a gf.
You're too nice anon. They wouldn't do the same for us. You will NEVER see attractive men hang around rude, homely looking women from work to sit back and take jabs at their self-esteem. Don't do it for these losers.
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I saw the thumbnail and thought there were question marks over the cows head, was going to save it as a reaction pic, turns out it's a black and white cow behind her.
You're a librarian in the library, you can react to everything
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I'm actually very excited for when I'll have a moment to sit down and watch the new The Little Mermaid movie. I'm hearing that it's Disney's best live action so far, I'll re-watch both the animated film and the new one. Ariel is my absolute favorite, she made me want to be a mermaid so badly. I know I would've died if I got to see something like this as a kid.
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YouTube keeps suggesting me cake decoration videos, that I suspect are actually just props, but really ugly ones and I can't look away, as if I were watching a trainwreck.
Also when feminists say "toxic
masculinity bad" anti-feminists hear "men should be skinwalking women instead". Trannies shouldn't even have been included with LGB in the first place. At first they were mostly self-hating gays that wanted to LARP as straight people to distance themselves from the gay people they actually are but still expected the other gay people to be their shoulders to cry on when straight people didn't buy their LARP. Which gave into the rise of "gay" trans people because "if a gay man can become a 'straight woman' then why can't a straight man become a 'lesbian'?" It could have still stayed LGB if the HSTS weren't placated but instead told told "you will never be a straight woman/man you're just a self hating gay man/lesbian, either accept you're just one of us or leave already" from the start.
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Any other straight women just get random sexual thoughts about other women pop into their head? Just me?
libfems seem to think that gendie woo will erase gender roles (sane people know gendie woo only reinforces them) and that "trans women are women" is feminism otherwise you're a terf
. a lot of twittertards think that way
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I used to be unable to comfortably use this one ask-box service because in my timeline I would see a lot of oc x canon questions featuring one of my favorite characters which irritated me beyond belief, like actually put me off from using it. However, I downloaded this extension called ReplaceR and replaced the oc's name with another character I ship with the character the oc is being shipped with and holy shit it has made using the service ten times more fun and relaxing to use. Now I no longer see oc x canon and get a daily dosage of my favorite ship. Talk about a win win, I'm so happy! Now if I could only somehow get the same extension on mobile.
You don't know Wizardchan? It's an incel imageboard. But I think it's less sexually frustrated than most incel communities because they seem to have accepted that they'll never have sex. Idk I've never been there, but you can be banned for being female or disclosing that you're not a virgin male AFAIK.
Btw a "wizard" refers to men who are still virgins at 30/40 (forgot which one exactly). I think it comes from an anime where they said if a man reaches that age without having had sex he'll get wizard powers. That probably comes from some Japanese joke though and the anime just popularized the term outside Japan.
Uh oh, I didn't realize some neurotic anons were going to get mad at a respectful two letter reply>just never leave your room again
I'm literally saying in the post that I'm going to go see the movie. Gun owners are so annoying trying to constantly have debates about this shit. I have my own reasons for not wanting a gun. >>1590791
This is true, but also shootings do happen at places where the chances of one happening were low.
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I love this image
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Men are already seething about the Barbie movie. Makes me even more excited.
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YOU DO IT TO YOURSELF, YOU DO
AND THAT'S WHAT REALLY HURTS
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meanwhile, 100 years ago, when men were men
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I literally just woke up recently and my post there started a new discussion, it's not the same fight the entire time
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Noticed GDQ was on and went to see the run, call me weak but hearing the donations being read made me click off that tab as quickly as possible, I forgot the cringe-worthy donos kek
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Getting rejected sucks so fucking bad
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I just dropped my ice cream on the floor. This day just keeps getting worse
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There's a troon in my virtual group therapy now and I have to try not to laugh over it. Shit hairline, radioactive red hair dye, a distinctly male voice, pink cat headphones and gamer chair, and troon flag in the background. Stupid fucking name, too. In a female-dominated group, he just stands out so much kek
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No valid reason why you're not wearing these right now.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNA DO NOT GET LINUX, DON'T INSTALL LINUX, STOPP, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAA DO NOT INSTALL LINUX, TROONOS IS COMING NOOOOOOOOOOOONNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Do you have an astigmatism nonnie
? I've never heard of that happening before.
i dont understand, is this some sort of bot
who are these children why is it showing that its on youtube
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I'm the op who brought up the non binary character. I'm 27 I can play cute games if I want. Go play Dark souls and sweat out your ass sweat.
(This is towards the nona mocking me)
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this in the TiF thread. it wasn't off topic or gratuitous at all imo
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I took this screenshot two years ago and it's still giving me energy on a weekly basis.
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WHEN THE WORLD DIVIDES INTO TWO PEOPLE
THOSE WHO HAVE FELT PAIN
AND THOSE WHO HAVE YET TO
AND I CAN'T UNSEE IT ALTHOUGH I WOULD LIKE TO
POSING IN BONDAGE
I HOPE YOU COME HOME SOON
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Is really no one gonna reply to this to make me feel less weird…
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i have a tumblr blog that i use to hang around radblr and meet up with radfem aligned women irl, and i'd like to post more art and stuff about my interests there but i'm absolutely terrified of doing it, not because i'm scared of fandoms canceling me (couldn't possibly give less of a shit about what random genderspecials think of me) but because i'm worried the women i know irl will judge me for being an autist obsessed with children's cartoons. and also for my horrible taste in fictional moids. it's so much worse than you can imagine, but that's basically all i draw so.. why am i such a fucking coward!!!
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He was typing for like 5 minutes and then replied with this
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At least it's not Clayton kekk
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thank u admin for unbanning me! I know you are head over heels with the faggots and newbies so I appreciate you!
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anyone watching fishtank live finale ik shut up
okay. "stop being a pussy and be your retarded self on main, nonna."
what's the worst these ladies could do? judge you? talk about you? so what? if you're having fun, like, genuinely, it won't matter. the women that know you, if they're good people, shouldn't think any less of you for have a good time sperging out about your favorite things. plenty of other radblrs get up to all kinds of retardation with the things they like, why shouldn't you?
if you don't mind another unsolicited suggestion, you could always put your posts under a keep reading divider, to sort of ease yourself into it the idea, and tag it as 'delete later', in case you panic
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saw a billboard for this in my city today. i wonder if they're trying extra hard to promote it because people are already hearing it's rancid trash
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Does anynonny have one of these? Are they a pain in the ass?
>>1591790>"Just get a PA". She just degraded her value in a relationship.>15k likes
moids ability to vomit 500 words per minute while calling us emotional, self obsessed and annoying is astounding
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one of my friends is misandrist and gendercrit confirmed !!!!!!!! terf idk yet, but she empathized with my desire to murder men and understood porn as detrimental, and just sent me a reel of a "transphobic" meme about Chris Tyson.
You're in an abusive
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Drove a car on my own for the 1st time since getting my license, feela good nonnas. It was only a 5 minute drive to the store but I'm still happy about it kek
I don't wan to shit up the Celebricows thread with this but the Lana stan thread is so cringe
>No tea or news, I just wanted to share the experience I had the first time I tripped on magic mushrooms and listened to Lana. I made a shrooms playlist for the trip and put it on shuffle. As I was coming up Shades of Cool came on and I was overwhelmed with the beauty of the song, but it was more than that. As soon as the opening notes began to play, I felt this powerful urge to give in to the music. It was like I was her. I could genuinely feel her pain and grief being poured into that song. I could feel how much she loved the man she wrote it about. I cried harder than I ever have in my life, just feeling her pain and feeling this joy and power of being immersed in the beauty of the song and emotion she created. Just sitting there openly sobbing with tears and snot pouring out, unable and not caring to push it down. I felt deep in my soul that Lana was literally a God to be able to create something like that, like she was gifted with a really special power. Obviously in my sober life I don't think she's literally a supernatural goddess, but I will never forget hearing that. To anyone reading, if you're a stan who hasn't paired Lana with psychedelics, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. If you can safely try them and listen to her, please do. It will change your perspective on her music forever. Sorry if nobody cares but it's an experience other people should have. 10/10 she is a god
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I bought a pair of roller skates yesterday and I just want them to get to my home already I am so excited to put them on and test them aaaarghh I hope they get home by Friday so I can go to a roller rink during the weekend
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that's so cool anon! I really miss roller skating and have considered getting into it again. Hope you will have fun!
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this could be us
That is us, nonnie
That is us, nonnie
Good point, it's not that expensive though and I do have savings.>>1592650
I think that's the best thing to do, thanks nonna. It's a pavlovo posad rip-off in light cotton so I can wear it during summer, super pretty.
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I love these
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I just now realized that my calves are fucking muscular as shit because I always go up the stairs on my top toes / front ball of my foot. Like I’ve done this since I was 13. No wonder I have ginormous calves wtf
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A few weeks ago I got blackout drunk and forgot part of the night. The next day I discovered that during the part I'd blacked out, I got on my computer, signed into twitter, apparently searched out multiple innocent video clips of guinea pigs, and commented "murder." on every one of them. I do not hate guinea pigs. I have never met a guinea pig in real life. I have no idea why I did what I did.
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Now hear me out…
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why does my chosen theme suddenly looks so sexy and dark? are the admins making at advance at me? are you flirting jannet? you know I've got a soft spot for you, this is just playing dirty now~
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I just had an epiphany. Ok, so for my whole life I would hear the line “me not working hard, yeah right picture that with a kodak, or better yet go to times square, take a picture of me with a kodak,” and assume that in said scenario we’d be taking a picture of pitbull like in a personal way. Like the way you take a picture of a friend that asks you for one and is posing in front of something cool. But now I’m listening to the song again and it was like a switch in my head and I quickly realized the line meant that we were seeing pitbull in a famous and popular setting in no familiar terms. I get now that it’s more like the “you see someone famous in the wild and have to document that” kind of scenario. I feel so retarded for really thinking this whole time that it’s like I’m having a stroll through times square with pitbull and he’s just like “hey nonna, take a pic of me in front of this cool sign.” I actually thought that’s what he meant.
I love kanga bangas so much. could do with a fat kanga steak rn actually.
sweet dreams nonington
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I honestly can't tell if this is a parody or not
Pretty sure this isn't a parody, genderspecials are just incredibly infantile.
They need to get off my lawn and grow up.
i now really want to try it, i tried deer, moose, shark and don't kill me for that one guinea pig
meat before even though i was unsure of it first like now lol. need to research if its only avaliable in australia though…
oh my god I watched a video of a traditional preparation method for guinea pig
and it was the most horrifying looking shit halfway through the process (why slice open the mouth like that aaaaa
) but looked so tasty at the end
its actually insane and so disturbing. i also believe its the reason why that meat is banned in a few countries, but in peru \ other south or latin american countries have whole farms dedicated to growing guinea pigs
for meat… it is as tasty as it looks though. the meat is delicate and so flavorful. i recommend trying it for the experience lol.
meat is meat as an ex vegan lmao
I wouldn't eat a cat/dog/person but ask someone that if they're starving to death.
I'm so regretful I didn't try more game while I was in north america. I think you can buy crocodile here (aus) and my old food safety teacher who would audit restaurants basically said if you live in this area the chances of having eaten cat/dog/ibis (mainly ibis instead of chicken, that one made me so sick and sad considering they are a beautiful native species who would have a habitat if it wasn't for us) whereas we're overrun by kangaroos so it's like lmao, eat them with Woolworths branding
how did shark taste? I imagine it is way more on the red-meat end like salmon. was it quite fatty? same with moose, can you compare them to anything?
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mfw clay is hideous
Clay is a type of fine-grained natural soil material containing clay minerals (hydrous aluminium phyllosilicates, e.g. kaolinite, Al2Si2O5(OH)4).
Clays develop plasticity when wet but can be hardened through firing. Most pure clay minerals are white or light-coloured, but natural clays show a variety of colours from impurities, such as a reddish or brownish colour from small amounts of iron oxide.
Clay is the oldest known ceramic material. Prehistoric humans discovered the useful properties of clay and used it for making pottery. Some of the earliest pottery shards have been dated to around 14,000 BC, and clay tablets were the first known writing medium. Clay is used in many modern industrial processes, such as paper making, cement production, and chemical filtering. Between one-half and two-thirds of the world's population live or work in buildings made with clay, often baked into brick, as an essential part of its load-bearing structure.
Clay is a very common substance. Shale, formed largely from clay, is the most common sedimentary rock. Although many naturally occurring deposits include both silts and clay, clays are distinguished from other fine-grained soils by differences in size and mineralogy. Silts, which are fine-grained soils that do not include clay minerals, tend to have larger particle sizes than clays. Mixtures of sand, silt and less than 40% clay are called loam. Soils high in swelling clays (expansive clay), which are clay minerals that readily expand in volume when they absorb water, are a major challenge in civil engineering.
i agree, never say never + the right circumstances can lead to unusual choices… crocodile meat sounds interesting, have u ever tried it nonna? i need to learn more about aus cuisine, to me as an eurofag american food culture is hideous, british is just bland, canadian is all about maple syrup and tasty meat, and i knew nothing about australian one till this day lol. shark meat is a bit sweet and so chewy, but i liked it a lot. not ur typical fish taste, so i actually enjoyed it, despite me absolutely hating
regular fish bc of how it tastes… fishy lol idk how to explain my dislike. it wasn't fatty too! moose was so… smooth in texture? so soft and so pleasantly greasy, juicy u could say. shark = chicken, moose = a mix between beef and pork, i would say! i also tried insects
and enjoyed it quite a lot.
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Yes, hello, yes I am calling to let you know that I am sick and will not be coming in today… Yes- a fever and the whole nine yards… Yes- I tried the potatoes in my socks method. It's just not working today… Alright. Well, I might see you tomorrow. Bye.
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They stopped selling this Bang in my country, they only sell shit flavors like fucking CHOCOLATE flavored Bang over this
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If you commit a sin that nobody sees and nobody will be affected by unless seen and the extremity of the sin lowers after a long period of time, is it worth it to come out and admit fault or stay silent to keep peace?
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I just remembered Dance Moms, and tbh Abby was fucked up for having the girls do that Electric dance. I don't know why those mothers allowed that.
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but don't you want to go to heaven nonnie
Thanks for making my dancing version of nonny
beloved the thread pic, I feel like a celebrity
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Does anyone else get that glitch where you accidentally click the arrow to expand the reply box and it ends up stretching out to the entire page? I mean the arrow in picrel.
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They’re a brother and sister team that work under a joint pen name. Nishioka is their family name and Kyoudai is like a word for sibling or something. They’re also called “Nishioka Brosis” (which I’ve also seen written as “bro-sis” or “bro & sis”).
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the girl I have been talking to in a romantic way just went on a little troonphobic tangent and for the first time in my life, I am feeling like booking a venue and a church
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this may sound retarded but how do you actually access kiwifarms through tor? I used the link that OP posted in the KF thread in /snow/ and it’s saying that the mobile tor browser does not support webassembly, so is it gone for good or what do I do?
I like that pic nonny
, sorry about your potato socks
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Hey nona, for me is working. I downloaded the mobile tor browser suggested from the clear web page of kiwi farms and copied the link and i can open the site. I don't know if this helps, maybe try the tor project browser if you haven't already
yeah it was stuck like that for a few days for me then went away somehow>>1593323
. Exactly the kind of toxic abusive
language I’d expect from someone triggered
by “nona”, Nonny
Calm down nona it's just a little nickname for anon, nonnie
Keep telling yourself anons who dont try to force some weird connection on an anonymous imageboard are triggered
this is why no one wants to connect
with you anon
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Glad to see everyone is being a dumbass in the dumbass shit thread
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my areolas are bigger and stronger than everyone in this threads
>fastest moving thread because anons want to produce showtunes about cows>nobody dogpiling the literal male in graduation party thread
You all make me sick.>>1593694
Yeah probs. I don't really have cows anymore. >>1593696
We believe you
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i am 900 vear old vampire… i vant tto suck vour vlood! weheheheee
you wanna go nonny
im realy fealing like a victim
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Ion even keep that Thang on me
do you think is nonny
's boyfriend and would have loved to sing some lana del rey songs but can't because of his testosteroned vocal cords?
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Threads moving so fast, slow down nona's
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It's not done for recognition, it's called contributing with original content (OC) which had been done on imageboards ages before Discord was a thing. Collective covers of songs are some of the most fun, funniest and elaborate forms of OC that can be done on imageboards and have been part of imageboard culture for more than a decade.
It is always understood that you're not attaching your identity to your contributions or trying to claim credit for them, they're meant to be anonymous, and shared, enjoyed, and remixed by fellow users as they like. If it's good or funny, it'll become popular and live in their collective consciousness, otherwise it'll be forgotten.
If you don't understand this, then you truly are super new to imageboards (2017+)
It's a joke faggot>"hurr i was only pretending to be retar-"
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but what if I was leon?
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what if I was sans?
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okay but, what if I was levi?
Walked into the board
You know you made my eyes burn
It was like Trump-chan
You're so cringe to death and sick as a s-crote
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you surely can NOT reject me as scout
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bringing back this classic
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maybe some reigen? you seem like a blonde hottie kinda girl?
He's 5'3" and he does not have jaundice. It's actually the opposite, he's pale from being deprived of proper nutrients as a child. >>1593757
I wish you used a different pic where his feet aren't out.
she used to call me KA
That stood for Komaeda anon
'Cause I was filled with autism
But blessed with discharge and rage
Jan told me that
she banned me and it felt like a kiss
Jan brought me back
Reminded me of when we were newfags
With her anorectal violence
I can hear sirens, sirens
she banned me and it felt like a kiss
I can hear violins, violins
Give me all of that anorectal violence
she used to call me LC
Like I was elsie cow
I could've died right then
'Cause she was right beside me
jan redtexted me up
she hurt me but it felt like true love
Jan taught me that
Loving her was never enough
With her anorectal violence
I can hear sirens, sirens
she banned me and it felt like a kiss
I can hear violins, violins
Give me all of that anorectal violence
We can go back to Lolcor
Loving you was really hard
We could go back to /ot/ board
Where they don't know who we are
Heaven is on earth
I will do anything for you, mod
Blessed is this parasocial relationship
Crying tears of gold, like lemonade
I love you the first ban
I love you the last ban
Yo soy la princesa, comprende mis white posts
'Cause I'm your vocaroo singer
And you're my farmhand
I love you forever
I love you forever
With her anorectal violence
I can hear sirens, sirens
she banned me and it felt like a kiss
I can hear violins, violins
Give me all of that anorectal violence
Samefag but the pictures ok, I just don't want anons thinking my man is a feet deviant. >>1593765
Giant condom for his giant dick.
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not a fujo, not a yume, not a moid, not an incel, not a scrote, not a tranny, not a pickme, not a libfem, not a tradcath, not a nazi, not a redditor, not a twitterfag, not an NLOG, not a munchie, not a spoonie, not a coombrain, not a de/g/enerate, not a faggot, not a boomer, not a zoomer, not a driverfag, not a NEET, not a janny, not a fakeboi
just a nonnie, weeb, and a gamer…
Who says? His dick size, nor the size of any of AOT character, has never been confirmed or hinted at by Isayama. It's canon in my mind though, so that means it's canon in reality as well. >>1593778
It's perfectly alright anon.
Fujo? Is that because of Eruri or what? Anyway, I don't mean to fight with any anons, I am benevolent and don't want a repeat of that night. I only wanted to clear up any false rumors and assumptions. >>1593782
Me too actually, but for the purposes of being a horny husbandofag I will always say he has a monster energy drink can dick.
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well now it is pride munth…
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idk, im k-kinda shy…
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I keep fucking peeing every 20 minutes make it stop!
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I doubt it. Mine are like this. >>1593797
No, of course not. I just know there's been a lot of husbando drama on /ot/ and I don't want to irritate other anons. >>1593794>>1593790
Mwah. A hundred smooches 4 you anon.
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alright, alright, anakin. I bet he washes at least every night.
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but I bet you won't hate this HUNK?!
i miss being a hardcore weeb and having fun husbando conversations. being in a LTR and older now husbandos just dont hit the same way they used to and it is kinda sad. would love a lighthearted husbando thread but i think most of them are slow now, right?>>1593814
b-but i alredy said yes to reigen, i luv him
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drink this, then goml
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Just gonna post my handsome waifu, nothing to see here
i looked this guy up bc of your earlier post, hes ok>>1593825
he is too faggy for my tastes but idek who he is
omg im sorry for misgendering!!!!
on a serious note what is she from
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i can't sleep, c-can we sit in here and husbandopost all night?
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ayrt nice taste>>1593829
so gorgeous, her voice is amazing too. am I right to think she was based somewhat on tilda swinton?
Good taste anon.>>1593830
I'm not familiar with this one but he looks really cool.
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he's one of those tsundere types and is all secretive and moody. he is a wire tapper. he is kul.
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What about him
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YES!! god she's yummy>>1593831
very much a dreamboat haha
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Damn right he is, in fact they're all studs and have differing appeals. They're my harem-husbandos but I also ship them all interchangeably. Meta Knight my #1 though. God the things I would do.
that ain't true
This pic of him gives a powerful impression. He has sexy slimy snakey vibes. Nice>>1593843
Wait his clothes are yellow? My phone screen is on grayscale right now kek. I'm sure I would've reacted slightly differently if I could see him wearing all yellow.
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Finally a moira anon
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idk i got lost>>1593855
what wood u do? does meta knight have to undress or is he just like that and his dik come out?>>1593858
yea i like his personality a lot. he is snarky and his backstory is sad so he has a reason to be. and if husbando smokes it is a major plus to me.
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Unfortunately he's an incel. That costs him half his initial score. 5/10
Tell me nonny
, is he the smug type? If so I might finally play a Persona game for the first time in my life
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Hello! it's comforting to know there some Moria fans, do you perhaps enjoy moicy? I enjoy it from time to time with art,fanfics but mostly I want her for myself like a rabid dog kek >>1593864
I agree, I want her out of that cesspit and she deserves better honestly
ya he is smug and a smartass, thinks he knows better than everyone. i will warn you the gameplay is clunky and very dated. but persona 2 duology is my favorite and i've played all the persona games. you do not have to play persona 2: innocent sin first but it is technically first. you might be a bit confused though starting with eternal punishment.
the only way to play the game is to emulate it or you can get it on the playstation store… if it still exists?
Titan (hero version) not only acquired Metroman's powers but also his body, I'm pretty sure Metroman has a decently sized dick>>1593871
>>1593867>meta knight have to undress or is he just like that and his dik come out?
If I had to be simple, I'd probably sit him in my lap and get him off from behind
. I would undress him from his heavy armor, run a hot bath for the two of us though. As for how it works? It's pretty simple all things considered. Meta Knight's penis and foreskin (and by proxy, Kirby, Dedede, Waddle Dee, etc.) is contained within a genital sheath, that's located near the lower parts of his abdomen behind a genital slit. When aroused, a muscle behind his penis will push it outwards against the slit until it breaches the outside. Because Meta Knight is "cut" his foreskin will slide off his penis alongside the genital sheath when his penis exits his genital slit into a state of an erection. For Kirby's species, a cut dick is not surgical but genetic and occurs usually when the penis produces too much natural lubricant within the genital sheath. I do not wish to post an anatomical chart I've drawn, but imagine a hotdog with two condoms in a balloon. Meta Knight's is large, purple, and has a fuschia head
I've always had a deep obsession but accidentally stumbling upon hardcore pornohgraphy as a young middle schooler arguably put me off from anything sexual featuring humans, it was like seeing a lovecraftian horror and it makes me uncomfortable. The characters are far cuter, and cleaner to look at.
and before you ask, no I don't have autism.
You're right the game is stale, the company sucks, and she never even got a cinematic>>1593877
I do like moircy but once anons pointed out mercy is bland I couldnt unseen so I havent saved much art of it anymore. Ana is also amazing character wise but I see her more as a cool grandma that worked hard.
kirbydeknight anon, if you are comfortable answering would you consider yourself a "monster fucker", I'm a teratophile and some of my husbandos have eccentric genitalia, The way you described meta knight's genitalia (large, purple, and has a fuschia head) is right down my alley, all respect to your husbando and you of course. So I was wondering if you attach any label to your interests or just enjoy being into these specific characters without any other interest of the sort.
on a last note I respect your commitment to detail.
I agree, I like lighthearted infights. However there are bound to be anons who don't like them I guess and I try not to stir the pot too much on here.>>1593314
I actually don't drink anything when I eat.>>1593320
Good question. >>1593867
You've inspired me to play Persona anon. A lot of husbandofags make me want to watch and play the things their husbandos are from, it's opened me up to new media.
Samefag>I try not to stir the pot too much
No this is a lie I'm sorry. I absolutely do stir the pot most days I'm on lolcow
My lack of a diagnosis says otherwise.>>1593899
I don't like to use the word trauma because I can still have a relatively normal life (don't know about sexual intimacy though), and I feel such a descriptor is extreme. Yeah, I don't think so either there's definitely a big overlap but neither are mutually exclusive. I hold no ire towards my old therapist, I wish I could apologize to be honest. I get that it's their job but it's not like it's truly integral to getting down to the nitty-gritty of my now solved issues.
I can answer, sure. No, I wouldn't say I'm a monsterfucker. Kirby and co. are aliens so xenophile would be more of the technical term. I can't get off to other monster like creatures if they're not simple, clean, or cute looking enough. To be fair, I'm so close minded that i would turn my head up to 'Kirby OCs', too it has to absolutely be canon Kirby characters for me to to truly enjoy it. I don't attach many or really any labels to myself because it's simply something I enjoy. At most I'll use orbfucker when talking to my friends online>>1593909
Exactly! For me, canon is super important to me because it provides a proper backbone and understanding for the characters and worlds, it provides a nice structure to make creative works too. I get really annoyed, almost angry, when people disregard canon or make up bullshit excuses for their choices in derivative works.
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I see, thank you for taking your time to answer. I'm glad you have found what you truly enjoy and brings you happiness. Me and other husbandofags enjoy your company in the /g/ thread so always feel free to sperg your heart out.
Exactly. I don't like it when something within the fandom becomes popular despite it having no connection to canon. I also detest mischaracterization the most, it fills me with a sense of disdain towards those who willingly and knowingly do it. I'm fine with AUs, so long as they properly translate the canocity of characters, events, etc. into the universe. For example if I made a modern AU, I wouldn't make Meta Knight a coffee shop employee but instead a police officer since it's a modern version of a knight.>>1593927
Kirby has shitton of lore, that's not even counting derivative media such as the novels.
Agreed. Though, I don't just think about how to translate their roles into a AU but also how to translate their experiences as relatively close as possible within the confines of an AU. Like, in Robobot, a giant interplanetary ship that tries to invade and mechanize Popstar could be translated into a large company building a huge superstore that takes up space and almost runs Kirby's cafe out of business.>>1593943
She asked to see it.
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The girl I almost had something with three years ago just tweeted about her "bf"
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Good for her.
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Fuck Rance, fuck Rance, fuck Rance>>1593943>>1593955>>1593974
Go back to tumblr(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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Is it time to egocentric police dick post?
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I love my husbandos feet but I expected it to look grosser so I'm kinda disappointed in that regard
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Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us, only sky
Imagine all the yumejoshi and fujoshi
Living for today
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the yumejoshi and fujoshi
Living life in peace
You may say nonnie
's a dreamer
But she's not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
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I have this random picture on my computer from 2011. i keep it because i think he looks so sweet
he's probably a gangmember in a thai prison or something but he's holding a kitten
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>>1594057>Imagine there's no heaven
should have imagined no snubnose revolvers, wifebeating asshole
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What if a bunch of women and girls are saying that they’re asexual because
Porn is made for the male gaze and it isn’t as appealing as porn made for the female gaze would be like for women.
Gay porn made by women is obviously from the female gaze but isn’t appealing because it’s gay porn and therefore it’s like reading a book about buying bananas.
The porn made by women from the female gaze and for the female gaze is mocked and therefore seen as something silly even though it’s what actually would turn us on.
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I hope every pornsick moid dies amen.
There is no such thing as porn from the female gaze, with erotica probably being the only thing coming close. Even Yaoi is filled with creepy top/bottom power dynamics and sexualized feminization so I do not remotely consider that to be positive. BUT anyways, you're sort of right, not completely though. Women think they're asexual because they see how horrible men are and how poorly they treat us and the trauma kills their desire to experience sex. Porn plays into that but so does every other kind of media including books and art. What mostly plays into it is the fundamental realization that a woman is literally never safe to engage in her sexuality in a healthy and liberating way. Lesbophobia, sexual violence, domestic violence, autism, and psychological trauma are the roots of asexuality in probably 99% of women. That being said, im willing to accept that some ladies out there genuinely don't care for sex, with either gender, and don't see the hype. Honestly when you cut through all the red tape, sex is retarded and maybe some women just see that and sit out.
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Don't mind me, I just want that shit out of the front page
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I very much agree with what you have written and like it, especially as a woman who is sitting it out and doesn't see the hype at the moment, kek.
>>1594228>sends long message to groupchat about how you're rude>doesn't send a message to you one on one instead of making it everybody's drama
I feel like she actually doesn't like you and is
being rude to you because the way she ran to alert everyone of how ~RuDe~ you are instead of sending you a message privately and asking to clear up any confusion over the comment you made is incredibly sus. If someone did that in one of the groupchats I'm in, they would definitely be given the side-eye for blowing shit wildly out of proportion and making something innocuous everybody's issue.
We're also getting banned for "ALOGing" trannies. I know the new mods aren't TIMs due to voice verification being the only
requirement for being a farmhand it seems. My guess is at least one new mod is a TRA, but not a tranny unless they're a gayden.
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I need to be working, but I'm sitting here thinking about what snacks I'll bring when I go to see Barbie.
I want to do only pink snacks, but there actually are not many pink candies (and I'll probably want something savory). I could do strawberry pocky. Pink starbursts and skittles seem like an obvious answer but I hate both of those. There's cotton candy, but do I want that? I could also bring in a strawberry ramune but those make a loud pop noise and I don't want to do that in the theater. I could get a strawberry Jarritos but then I would have to take a bottle opener with me. Tbh I'll probably just take in water or not even bring anything at all because I don't like drinking in public. There's those Hello Panda biscuit cookies but those are gross. No gum because I fucking hate gum and who eats that during a movie.
I could probably find some pink gummies, so so far that's pocky and gummies and whatever actual food I decide to eat (probably a burger because burgers are my go-to theater food).
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How about ruby chocolate? It’s cute.
Oh yeah, he was mad at me over Kirby OC drama
Truly the early 2010s were an interesting time
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Depends what you mean. Like, I'm not some fanatic, I believe in God, have some religious imagery and pray sometimes, but apparently that's not enough for some people. I am catholic born in a mostly catholic country and every atheist (males especially) I've met when asking that question and getting the basic "I'm catholic" answer thinks that I'm an avid bible reader and starts making weird questions and getting all worked up about the bible passages. Like, sorry to disappoint, I have no idea what God was thinking when he drowned thousands of people, honestly I don't care if He did it for His own amusement, I did the same with my sims once I figured I just needed to remove the ladder of the pool, we are in the end made His image alright, who am I to judge. Like, what a nerd, reading the fucking bible kek.
I wanted to be a nun when I was a kid because the thought of marrying a man scared me and I thought the sisters in my school looked hella cool, that's all, I don't even go to the church cus my dad (a catholic convert) said to stay away cus all they want is to steal our money, and my catholic teacher said you don't need the church to be a good christian (I trust her, she taught me math and respected other kids religions), that's how I was raised, last time I touched the bible was 20 years ago. My atheist ex friend once told me I'm a bad christian, like dude, I guess I am, I should be more like God and drown real men for their sins, starting with your porn addicted ass. What a fucking retard.
i mean, i thought i was asexual in high school because i thought porn was disgusting (still do) but then i grew up and realized porn is the problem. i still have my problems with sex and sexual dysfunction but i don't necessarily dislike it and i don't think asexuality is necessarily real. and it's just another spicy straight way of trying to insert themselves as "queer".>>1594172
i agree with this>>1594200
it is pretty overrated, especially the weird shit pushed in porn and people's stupid bdsm obsessions.
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god oeilvert's adasou was incredibly based
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raised catholic, catholic schooling K-12, atheist until early 20s. thought about getting confirmed but realized i just don't like the current state of the church atm. i don't think the pope is infallible and i don't even like pope francis. i really like some of the general views of catholicism (grace, forgiveness, can always turn your life around, everyone is a sinner) and the heavy themes of guilt, shame, really reflects the emotions i feel often so it makes me feel less alone. i also really like the anti-perversion message, but the pedo priests being sick fucks and getting away with it really is hypocritical. it resonates with me how jesus told the truth and was crucified for it, sort of a message that when evil acts are popular, those who speak out against it are doing the right thing even when others try to keep them down. also i just really like the imagery. i like st catherine of siena and bingen of hildegard.
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Wtf, is Attack on Titan still ongoing?? In currentyear???
I would love to but I can never find ruby chocolate. I'm gonna go on the hunt for some for real now.>>1594468
Oooh you're a genius anon. I've been wanting to make goat cheese and fruit muffins. I could use raspberries or strawberries and put them in the spread.
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please stop thinking please stop thinking please sto- gunshots
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Adchee loves toes
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a fellow neopian…
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i do not realy lewd my husbandos or ship anyone but here have adacher lollipop man
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Ah well, there's always her old art.
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For me Adachi isn’t a husbando, he’s Yu’s husbando.
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God I wish I could beat Adachi to death with a stick.
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Do it. It's gonna be 90% Adachifags though.>>1594601
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please do, i want to post my lawfag husbando
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as a fellow adachifag, i am ok with that.
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ok i am werking on it. will link when it is done
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Damn Adachi got cake
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Does anyone know what episode this gif is from?
>>1594787>Especially since the darkest black person I've ever seen in one is Megan Fuckin Markle.
Hallmark has had a few movies with actual black casts or black leads. Some of them with women you've actually heard of like Tamera Mowry (Santa Stakeout) and Holly Robinson Peete (Our Christmas Journey). Loretta Devine is someone's grandmom in one of them. They did only start in, like, 2020, but it's way more than I expected. I thought they be white af until the sun went nova and destroyed the Earth.
My grandmom loves Lifetime movies. She told me onetime she had to quit the Lifetime Movie Channel because she was just watching it all damn day. Lifetime has also recently started having black people in their movies. Viveca Fox has a movie franchise there.
I'm not a fan of Hallmark movies as they are too sappy, and twee and white for my tastes. Not really into Lifetime movies either, except the ones that are balls to the walls crazy. you know nonsense like "Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?" and "Psycho Yoga Instructor"
Whatever I think of their movies I will always have a bit of respect for Lifetime and Hallmark for keeping older actresses working.
Our Christmas Journeyhttps://www.hallmarkmoviesandmysteries.com/our-christmas-journey
>Golden Girls slaps though
Always and forever.
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Ice spice is backed by elliot grainge. Her success is making sense to me now. Industry plant for sure.
AYRT, damn, well I'm glad they're finally moving away from being too white, alot of their movies give WASP vibes. I haven't seen the one with any of them other than Megan Markle's movie & Gretchen Weiners from Mean Girls chocolate movie that they have played way too much lately lmao. My Grandma is on hospice & homebound so TV & lil crafts is pretty much all she does now. Still not a fan of em, just not my cup of tea. But shoutout to Hallmark for introducin my gen Z ass to Golden Girls & Fraiser. They're good sitcoms. Im going offtopic to go more on sitcoms: Seinfeld & Reba fucking suuuuucks. Also love the Mom from "Moms" sitcom, I have the biggest crush on her tbh.
On the topic of Golden Girls: Which Golden Girl are you nonnies? I'm definitely Rose unfortunately lol, full on space cadet
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You know what this is fine I'd rather rotate a walrus than click all the buses
I considered writing adultsplain but it sounds lame
She inserts herself in a conversation where she is not the most experienced but wants her opinion to be respected and lauded
Does that make sense?
Nta but that's just arrogance, "womansplaining" sounds retarded and doesn't make sense because most women don't do that.
DoEs ThAt mAkE SenSE?
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maybe its time to do a digital detox or whatever bc i spend all my fucking time on lolcow dot com, i am so addicted. but then where else can i express my love for my husbando freely and post silly little pictures of him and share my love with other nonnas…
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2006 Brandon Routh Superman was the best Superman of all time you guys. 15 year old me would thirstily watch this way too long mediocre film on repeat. He’s especially cute as Clark Kent and at the end when he suffers from kryptonite and gets kicked around a little. So moe. He’s 1,89 m tall you guys. I want a tall kindhearted hunky goofball. Wish superman was real. He is the ideal guy, the best from both alpha and beta males. I’m having my period soon and feeling some type of way.
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mfw i go to the corner store looking ratchet af and then a beautiful chainsmoking tomboy just happens to enter the premises right as i'm checking out
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I love lasagna so much. I could marry lasagna. My first child will be named Lasagna. I want to go to Italy and try authentic lasagna. It also takes a lot of time and effort to make so when someone makes a lasagna you know it was a labor of luv.
What are you making, nonnie
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I'm gonna go to beauty school and take the esthetician course whee whee wheeeeeee it's gonna be so much fun for my stunted ass did I mention I recently turned 29??
WHEE WHEE WHEE