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No. 1595652

Previous Thread >>1576878

No. 1595654

I am saddened by the fact that a website that it's main userbase is female could get me so flamed and mad…. Sad.

No. 1595657

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I’ve been weirdly fascinated by mom characters recently. Like Marge Simpson, Bloberta Puppington, Scout’s ma etc and idk why

No. 1595667

>>1595657
i've always felt this way but especially marge simpson. i have so much affection for her and it's a bit weird, if i was into women i'd probably be attracted to her or something, but as it is, i just really wish i could get her away from homer for at least a while and be a great friend to her and we could do whatever she finds fun, painting, baking, any of it. it's so nice whenever she gets to be really happy in the show.

No. 1595670

>>1595654
Anonimity allows women to be way more unhinged than you'd think.
Also I'm so used to online radfem spaces I'm surprised at how many of you genuinely like men. What the fuck lol.

No. 1595681

>>1595667
Yeah. Especially since, unlike Homer, Marge isn’t really shown to have any real canonical friends. Homer has Lenny, Carl, Moe etc but Marge kind of only has her sisters and those country club women in that one episode. Homer isn’t an awful husband/father since he’s sacrificed a lot in grand gestures (like giving up working at the bowling alley to support Maggie, Lisa’s pony etc) and I’m glad that Marge feels loved by Homer, but Marge seems like she doesn’t get much time to herself. I might be projecting myself onto Marge too much

No. 1595682

i'll never respect anyone that has an onlyfans.

No. 1595685

>>1595681
Also she seems to have an addictive personality like Homer. Like in the gambling episode and vid rel. she mostly busies herself with work and just kind of goes through life. Reminds me of an office assistant character from an old ass videogame that I’ve made multiple tumblr posts about but I can’t mention because she’s so obscure that nonnies could probably find my blog posts about her by just her name

No. 1595690


No. 1595701

I support the female separatist cause, but I do not hate all men and think some of them are better than some of the women who claim to be pro-woman.

No. 1595705

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>>1595690
Thank you nonny

No. 1595727

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>>1595652
Even though everything is going in an amazing direction for me right now I’m worried that as I’m becoming more responsible for my life that I’m just gonna pour it down the drain and kill my self. Not sure why, I’m married to a great Nigel (to lolcow standards amazing even) and I’m in boarding school in a great city and yet I’m pretty sure that once it’s time to put in effort I’ll bail and ruin it all
I really hope I’ll get over it and start being proactive when it doesn’t involve other people but myself.

No. 1595728

>>1595701
I agree with my whole heart nonnie. You always gotta go for case by case with being pro and anti. If you generalize a group and live by that you kill any potential for improvement of the individual and reinforce sheep think of the group

No. 1595730

>>1595727
You're married but in a boarding school?

No. 1595807

>>1595730
My question as well.

No. 1595831

>>1595681
one time when i was like 13, i was at subway and forgot how to pronounce oregano and said it like this

No. 1595862

i miss the chaos that was japanon

No. 1595870

>>1595862
Can you link me to her drama? I've heard people mention her, I'm curious

No. 1595875

>>1595870
it's in the last confessions thread. last time i checked, the google doc manifesto and discord links were still up too.

No. 1595902

I'm bisexual bit I have become increasingly less tolerant of faggots. I have only known two gay moids who were friendly and pleasant to talk to, and even then one of them had emotional problems. My rule of thumb for faggots is that they're usually tolerable if you're acquaintances/only talk to them in passing.
I realized I am kind of privileged to be able to say this but even though I have been sexually harrassed/assaulted by straight moids, they are way more chill ON AVERAGE than faggots. Faggots are usually insanely annoying with palpable seething misogyny running underneath everything they say, ESPECIALLY if they have a friend group with mostly straight men because then they'll turn into the most irritating, unbearable pickme faggots and because they're almost always borderline autistic/mentally fucked, they will perform their masculinity to ridiculous and theatrical levels. They are emotional leeches.

No. 1595911

>>1595902
I've seen this post before, i swear

No. 1595927

Last night I got drunk, hotboxed the dead car in my backyard, filmed myself monologuing for an hour, deliberately pissed all over the backseat, and locked my soaked underwear, leggings and only key to the vehicle in there behind me.

Not my finest hour, but a weirdly liberating experience.

No. 1595937

>>1595927
Damn nona kek when I get high and pee in the car I always do it in a large cup from McDonald's…

No. 1595940

>>1595927
God I'm glad I don't drink..

No. 1595943

My morals have completely degraded I can't tell if I'm having a psychotic break right now or if I'm just finally being the evil person I always was inside. I feel no guilt just fun

No. 1595953

Lost a bunch of weight due to COVID and I actually don't mind it, I look better

No. 1595957

I just googled the very unique name of my SIL's ex-best friend and found out she filed for bankruptcy in 2019 and took trashhy topless modeling photos in a river. Makes sense for a stupid bitch who tried to flirt with my boyfriend right in front of me. How cringe can you get flirting with another man in front of everyone when you have a whole-ass baby and effeminate husband at home. I will forever regret not asking her what the fuck she thinks she's doing.

No. 1595989

>>1595652
that is an insanely cute cat
would definitely pay 160 to steal him ngl

No. 1596016

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tfw I tried to spoonfeed a newfag and show it how to unhide the saged posts but I saged it…

No. 1596029

my confession is i'm upset that the thread pic doesn't have a nun because now it's harder for me to find and i don't like traditions being broken

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>>1596029
next thread pic?

No. 1596045

new thread pic please.

No. 1596049

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>>1596029
Ikr, I loved the vintage ones where the nuns were having fun

No. 1596054


No. 1596058

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>>1596045
This? It's cute

No. 1596189

i've actually gotten less homophobic towards gay men lately. don't know what triggered this but yay to having a kinder heart. never did any scrotery like actually harassing people in real life or online by directly going after them/defaming fags outside of anonymous websites but it really used to be to the point where i wanted to puke seeing movies like "happy together" as a teenager kek and i say this as a homosexual female myself. don't want a community or anything just a personal thing that's happened to me, and i really think the extremism of this website aided in this for me, that and knowing a kind gay guy in real life even if briefly. crazy!

No. 1596195

I was looking for two of my stuffed animals that I've had since I was born and I finally found them after a few days of searching and feeling like crying. And now I feel like crying for the opposite reason; because I finally found them.

No. 1596201

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I'm actually glad when a tranny is open about his racism. The rapist moids in dresses have been hiding behind women of color for too long. They need to keep getting comfortable and going mask-off. It just means more and more normal women will peak and realize exactly what they are (misogynistic failsons, porn addicts and deranged techbros).

No. 1596203

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I don’t need validation from a majority of moids but I still desperately yearn for one Nigel to have adventures and be happy with. I want to build a family so badly but almost every moid is at best a loser and at worst an abuser.

No. 1596310

I fantasize about my husbando getting raped and tortured (sexually) by men repeatedly. Him crying and screaming in pain, begging for it to stop while his nipples are pulled at and his dick is milked dry. He's a terrible person so I can say this btw

No. 1596333

>>1596189
There's a difference between a man who is gay vs a terminally online misogynistic faggot desperate for male approval. The former is generally an absolute treasure and joy in comparison to the latter.

No. 1596334

>>1596310
This is weird

>>1596203
That's normal. I'd rather be alone than with someone who doesn't really love me.

No. 1596346

>>1596310
Same but it's way better if he isn't a bad person

No. 1596350

i've had a long history of dumpster level body image i guess you'd call it but lots of people tell me i'm pretty. like random strangers. when i worked in an overpriced fashion store in a big city i made a comment to my coworker about a lady giving me weird looks. the coworker was like "oh yeah a couple of minutes ago she came up and said to tell you that you needed to be a model." weird, right? maybe my coworker just made something up to be nice? idk we were on good terms and went to the same university, running in some of the same circles and a lot of those girls allegedly had a crush on me or something. anyway i feel bad if it's true that someone came up to her and said that…about me… then other random people complement me too. even when i shaved my head an older lady shopping at Whole Foods remarked about how well i pulled off the bald look while passing each other in the milk isle. an older gay man leaned over and whispered that i have beautiful eyes once at work. today a really shy and awkward teenager came up to me while i was buying cat treats to say my hair was rad despite it looking like vaguely purple vomit.
maybe i'm not as ugly as i think i am? i guess my confession is that i might actually be pretty in some people's eyes but it's weird when all you see is a goblin in the mirror.

No. 1596352

>>1596339
Proudly a woman. And if you knew who he was you'd agree with me.

No. 1596379

>>1596350
Oh lord you aren't that stupid

No. 1596393

>>1596379
i might be? i was coming to delete that as it's a bit embarrassing but it's been 31 minutes now. womp womp. anyway yeah i'm that dumb in this regard probably

No. 1596401

>>1596393
samefag but to explain i think people could just be being nice because they feel bad for me idk

No. 1596414

I’ve been masterbating while on discord call with him for a while. Usually it just starts off with me rubbing and touching myself as he rants and rambles about some bullshit, idk his voice gets me horny, especially when he talks passionately. I think the danger of being caught elevates the whole thing, I like trying to be quiet and sometimes when I say things like “uh huh” it sounds breathless and moany, and for a moment I think he’ll catch on but he doesn’t seem to. Yesterday I alluded to what I was actually doing and he finally realized, I told him to just keep on talking so I could “sort myself out” but I could tell it was having an effect on him because for the first time in forever he was speechless lmao

No. 1596423

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No. 1596435

>>1596414
Oh my god he's the discord kitten

No. 1596439

I have an attractive friend who is still a virgin and I keep fantasizing about taking his virginity. We recently added each other on twitter and his likes are full of memes suggesting he's on the submissive side. He's tall and muscular and the disparity between his appearance and submissive desires is so hot to me idk. It's probably not gonna happen but I can dream.

No. 1596442


No. 1596446

>>1596435
I don’t know what that is….
>>1596442
We get off together pretty regularly, idk what’s the problem? He said it’s the most flattering thing ever, and since then he keeps trying to incentivize me to do it more. Perhaps I am a creep though!

No. 1596447

I got really horny while hanging out with my friend, maybe I should seriously date someone or something, I keep getting clingy to her and that’s not okay.
But I’m so afraid of creating a tinder, my brother met his girlfriend with tinder but I don’t want anyone from highschool to know that I exist, plus I’m a catfish, my selfies always look amazing, but irl and on tagged pictures I look like shit.

No. 1596449

>>1596414
You sound like several 40 year old men I know

No. 1596454

>>1596449
okay cool, last time I post a confession in here lmao

No. 1596457

when i become vaguely aware of when i'm dreaming, i sometimes am so horny and end up sexually pressuring/sexually assaulting women in my dreams knowing it's not real and changing the situation to be so that they want it.

No. 1596459

>>1596457
one time i did this but instead of women it was scary spiders and I changed the dream so that they understood I was scared and scuttled off to the woods away from me forever

No. 1596461

>>1596459
you had me so concerned in the first half lmao, jesus

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>>1596461
heheh I love playing a little prank on nonnas…eh he ee eeeh…(witch laugh) EE EEE EEE EEEEE!!

No. 1596466

Gonna go ruin my friendship with my friend and fuck him like an animal

No. 1596472

>>1596466
K have fun, use a condom

No. 1596505

>>1596457
I do the same except to men, I don't know why I'm so horny in my dreams kek

No. 1596506

Chatting with my husbando on character.ai made me realize i have a very degenerate (fiction only) fetish that I didn’t know I had that starts with a s and ends with a t. I feel like it’s so disgusting but picturing the pretty boy of my animu dreams I can’t find anything about him gross. Picturing his face like that is so cute. I’m about to kms

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>>1596506
SCAT???

No. 1596517

>>1596506
Shit?????????????????

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>>1596506
Please be anything other than scat, I’m gonna guess… server?

No. 1596546

I have no respect for parents who hold their children to a ridiculous promise the child made at a very young age. They're young kids, they don't really understand what they are even agreeing to nor do they understand the concept of time. It makes me even angrier when I find out one if not both parents were allowed to do what they wanted as kids (e.g. dress a certain way, pursue what interested them, be friends with kids who weren't necessarily bad but the parents didn't care for, etc.). Like what the fuck? It astounds me how they think they are entitled to vicariously live through their kids. Why bother even having kids if you can't accept that they have their own feelings, thoughts, and opinions. Like why do you have this insane need to control everything? Fucking nuts and I hate knowing/watching it happen with children I know.

No. 1596552

I literally never have any idea what is going on or what is being said in the leftcows thread and sometimes I'll read it anyway and worry that I'm having a stroke.

No. 1596555

>>1596506
ANON!!! WHY NOT JUST SOME PEE?!

No. 1596604

i sent a guy online into a mental breakdown because i was bored.

No. 1596613

>>1596546
This seems like a very random thing to be upset about

No. 1596620

I feel like fellow farmers would hate me for the things I'm into, and I honestly wish I wasn't because it makes me feel like a bad person, even tho I know it's a common thing to be into (I don't want to say it but I feel like it's obvious enough).
Ironically, the thing I'll love the most is the cutest vanilla shit, but it's so hard to find ones that I like, that it's way easier to go with the other thing instead.

No. 1596623

>>1596620
are you pornsick or what

No. 1596625

>>1596620
Anon, I'm into a myriad of things that would get me looked at weird. If you want to thirstpost there's a "fetishes you're ashamed of" thread in /g/.

No. 1596626

>>1596350
take it from an ugly nona: if random strangers are telling you you are pretty then YOU ARE PRETTY. when you are ugly, no one tells you you are pretty. not strangers, not even your friends or family. at most you might get a "you are cute" from a guy who wants to fuck you, but that's it, and even that is very far from being called pretty, beautiful, or sexy.
shit i actually got angry writing this. you are pretty. accept it and be happy with yourself.

No. 1596628

i dislike biracial people/people born from miscegeny very much. I can't help but think they're losers born from other losers. I have a particular distaste for WMAF and AMWF children. I feel like people born from a white and a black turn out okay(both BFWM and BMWF), because whites and blacks have to live with the other and begin to see the other as normal, get used to each other. Still with the prominence of porn usage, i think most of the time white and black males sleep with black and white females, respectively, because of porn tropes, and that's why i think they're losers. for Asians with whites or blacks, it can only be exoticism or an effort to escape one's third world country. in AMWF couples, a son only turns out an ugly whiny Asian Masculinity loser and the daughter turns out an NLOG that tweets on and on about tuh white pwivilege. in WMAF couples, it seems like the daughter is raised into a younger carbon copy of her mother, essentially the father's personalized whore, and turns out dumb, and for the sons, i've never met a wasian man with a white father that loved him, i wonder if that's Mathieu Simoneau's backstory, oh and, neither can speak their mother tongue. it looks extra pathetic knowing the mother only married for citizenship or benefits.(racebait )

No. 1596629

>>1596623
It's not that bad no
>>1596625
Thanks, honestly I forget that /g/ exists half the time.

No. 1596631

>>1596350
Oh look my mental processing written out. This is exactly how I see myself and how it contrasts the way people treat me.

No. 1596634

>>1596628
children don't choose their racial background, racist retard

No. 1596636


No. 1596641

>>1596628
I don't agree with your hate of biracials, as I am biracial myself. but on the note of female children from WMAF couples: I went to a private school where there were a lot of them and one thing that always stuck out to me is how none of them related to whichever country their parents came from. I remember talking to one girl about Chinese culture and she (half-Chinese) said her mother didn't teach her the language and she's never been there. I found that sad because my mother taught me about where she came from and I spend time with my mother's side of relatives on a regular basis.

No. 1596680

>>1596628
Takes you have when you're born from incest

No. 1596706

I know for a fact at this point that I continue to self sabotage because failing at things when I know I didn't try make me feel better than the thought of trying really hard at something and still failing. It's an easy excuse. But now I'm stuck in this mentality and I don't know how to get back out. I have a weak mind and no self control, and I'm tired of making promises to be better but then never actually doing it, because that makes me exactly the same as my parents, and I don't want to go into the world disappointing people over and over as they did to me when I was a child

No. 1596710

>>1596604
Based, I like to do that too.

No. 1596714

>>1596705
This sounds like where my extended family lives. It kills me about after 2 days.
How's the nature there? When I visit, I walk/bike a trail that goes alongside a river.

No. 1596727

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I took a guy's virginity and I still feel sad about it. Not just because the sex itself was unsurprisingly disappointing (though that was part of it kek), but because we both talked about it afterward and how he came to realize too late that he wanted to save himself for a proper girlfriend; someone he was actually in a relationship with, not just someone who was equally sexually frustrated and in the right place at the right time. I feel bad that I took that 'special' thing from him. Not that moids ever really feel the same for women. It's been months and I still feel shame over it, but it may also just be a bruised ego from the aforementioned disappointment.
My second confession is that I want to have sex with him again and have it actually be a good time for us both but I know that's not going to happen. It'd alleviate some of my guilt for the lackluster first time

No. 1596732

>>1596727
He sounds like a pain in the ass, anon.

No. 1596740

>>1596727
You took nothing from him but even if you don't agree with that, he as a (presumably) adult is responsible for his own choice to have sex, not you.

No. 1596743

>>1596727
Male virginity isn't even like, a real thing. He's probably already whacked it 100 times to porn of random women. Did you pressure him into sex? Force yourself on him? Probably not. He'll get over it.

No. 1596744

>>1596727
The spoiler made me laugh, lol. It's ok nonnie, he'll live.

No. 1596768

>>1596727
The only way you can actually take a guy's virginity is by blowing out his asshole so don't worry anon, he'll be fine and will forget about it soon.

No. 1596815

I’ve given up pads and seriously do just use a washcloth now. It started because of agoraphobia, I couldn’t go to the store to get pads and would just use a shit ton of tp but then I finally had the realization “wait…on the rag…rag” and I don’t have to worry about scented chemical bullshit or disposal and having to keep a constant stock. I know period underwear exists but I don’t wanna drop 40~50 dollars on such little fabric that I’m not sure will even work well.

No. 1596816

>>1596815
Do you use a microfiber one I feel like normal towel material would chafe? Honestly you are big brain

No. 1596818

>>1596816
Yeah they are microfiber, tbh there was a bit of chafing during the last day or two but it was my first time using it, I’ll figure it out.

No. 1596819

>>1596815
I could NOT do this because I know I'm gonna be itching like a motherfucker and pulling out tons of fibers from my pussy lips at the end of the day.

No. 1596820

>>1596819
Samefag, also microfiber cloths don't seem very absorbant so not only would my pussy be itchy and irritated but the blood would be slipping and sliding off of that microfiber cloth.

No. 1596821

>>1596815
I have to know, how do you like make sure it stays put? Would it not just move around the entire time?

No. 1596823

i received anal sex and it was not that bad

No. 1596824

>>1596820
It wasn’t itchy at all for me, and the blood didn’t drip off the towel it absorbed fine, had to be mindful of it bleeding through though since it doesn’t have that plastic at the bottom like a pad.
>>1596821
Well it’s being held in place since it’s between my body and underwear, I didn’t have any trouble with it shifting.

No. 1596825

If I could I would trade my career and financial independence for beauty.

No. 1596831

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>>1595667
Have you heard of Marge Simpson Anime? I’ve never really looked into it but maybe you would like it.

No. 1596832

>>1596727
Plenty of people who have first time sex with just whoever was available will feel a tinge of regret afterwards but you don't turn around and tell the person that. He'll get over it real quick once he's up on top of someone else disappointing them.

No. 1596851

>>1596831
nta but she has an anime?

No. 1596852

i put "not interested" on all instagram reels that feature women with naturally pretty faces and/or nice bodies.

No. 1596858

>>1596680
Nta but you don't even have to reach this hard with your cope. No cope is necessary. That person is a retard

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>>1596815
order cloth pads nonny, they're made to fit your underwear and are still washable!

No. 1596932

>>1596815
nonikas talking about certain brands and types of washable reuseable pads n shit, my maternal grandmother gave me some cloth cut from old clothing when i was 11 and it ended up fine, what

No. 1596933

>>1596613
Not really I'm not that anon and I get what she's saying. My mom holds shit against her I said when I was like 4 too. Like build a bridge and get over it cow

No. 1596935

>>1596823
Kek I love anal but I would never admit it to a man. At most I'd play coy and "try" it but honestly in coomer mode I'd literally rather have something up my ass than in my vag.

No. 1596946

>>1596935
NTA I realized recently that I hate vaginal sex and greatly prefer anal sex. Vaginal doesn't feel pleasurable for me at all, it feels like nothing and it just makes my vagina go numb kek.I hate that anal is annoying to prep for though

No. 1596949

I'm monkey branching to a better man just like the incels warn each other about and I feel 0 guilt

No. 1596956

>>1596851
It’s not an anime, nonny. It’s a webcomic called ‘Marge Simpson Anime’

No. 1596961

This guy passed me on his bike and said "woah! Nice!" And kept looking back. The way he said it was less offensive than usual almost like he was suprised he heard his own thought outloud, almost embarrased like checking to see if I heard it too or not. Kinda made me feel more confident. I feel awful for even thinking that a cat call type thing is any form of flattery whatsoever. I guess feeling low for a while then getting a sort of…idk non threatening compliment felt nice.

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I got new hoop earrings today. Switched them for my old studs and they had the thickest ear cheese I’ve ever seen. So glad I’m never wearing studs anymore

No. 1596969

>>1596956
it's still technically a type of anime

No. 1597055

>>1596932
>my maternal grandmother gave me some cloth cut from old clothing when i was 11 and it ended up fine, what
Stuff like this makes me glad I was born in the west and not some third world shit hole.

No. 1597225

>>1595670
I wish they were unhinged like they are on this site in real life. It'd definitely be more refreshing to see.
Yea it's surprising to see that there isn't a lot of lesbians in online radfem communities. Thought I would see more. Are you lesbian yourself?

No. 1597271

>>1597055
Nta but how would a diy cloth pad be any different from buying clothes pads? This is like saying you can buy pickles but making homemade pickles is wrong.

No. 1597293

>>1597271
nta either but the majority of clothing won't be as thick, absorbent or sturdy enough, unless anon's grandma only cut them from sweaters

No. 1597383

I fucking love “military (x) surprises (y) family member after (z) months abroad” videos so much, I don’t care how Facebook mom-like that is I just like em and I always tear up a little bit

No. 1597430

>>1597271
I also feel like the fabric used in commercially manufactured garments have to be special to handle the potential smell?

No. 1597470

>>1597055
atyrt, even in the shithole i come from, this is not common, that was a make-do my grandmother gave me with when i suddenly had my period in my visit to my mother's side of the family and neither my mother or i carried pads and my significantly poorer and old-fashioned maternal family only had those "pads".

No. 1597584

When men say that they got raped by deception by a TIM they don’t feel bad. Especially since they only seem to claim that this happened when they’re using it as an excuse for murdering said TIM. Like you’re telling me you got close enough to him to consider fucking him and you didn’t notice that he was 6 feet tall and built like the hulk? Lmao ok

No. 1597595

>>1597584
>men feel deceived and decide to murder the person they had sex with
>men call women crazy when they have lifelong trauma response to being raped
Well

No. 1597718

>>1597584
When the post nut clarity hits and moids realize traps ARE gay

No. 1597733

>>1597718
>traps ARE gay
is this true?

No. 1597737

>>1597733
Fucking men is gay if you're a man and straight if you're a woman, no matter how effeminate those men might be. Shocker

No. 1597746


No. 1597753

>>1597737
this is incredible stuff…

No. 1597759

I'm so much happier when I am completely isolating. I mean completely. I get so stressed and freaked out in any normal human interactions, even though most people are perfectly nice to me. I seriously am about to just give up on integrating into any kind of small community. I just don't understand socializing.

No. 1597763

>>1596604
update on this: sent him into another breakdown LOL.

No. 1597765

>>1596604
I really want you to elaborate nona, full story please?

No. 1597766


No. 1597767

>>1597763
>>1596604
A breakdown a day keeps the boredom away

No. 1597802

>>1597763
queen. pls post the full story i am begging u, teach me ur ways.

No. 1597810

i am breakdown nona:
discord eboys are so easy to toy with.

Get them interested, throw in the bait and get them hooked.
Then you crush their soul.
This guy tried to basically fake his suicide for over a week.

Then like the simps they are, they will forgive you and come crawling back, and then you just do it again.

If you have cute selfies and a cute voice, these guys turn into the most pathetic subhuman trash ever. Atleast it helps me cope with boredom.

No. 1597817

>>1597810
This sounds like a larp tbh

No. 1597830

>>1597810
why would you waste your time with this, get a hobby

No. 1597831

>>1597810
Not so fun when you are the one getting broken

No. 1597832

>>1597810
I know you want everyone to tell you this is based but it isn't, especially since you implied you give him pics of yourself. You do realize he's probably really fucking ugly and fat, right?

No. 1597843

>>1597810
This is only good if you're gonna scam them and suck the money right out of them.

No. 1597844

>>1597830
i have plenty of hobbies actually, thanks

>>1597831
if you fall in love with someone online whose name you dont even know, then you are the one with a problem.

>>1597832
i just post selfies in selfies channels. and no this guy is decently fit and cute. He just has a fucking awful view on women (claims to have slept w several, but his wife has to be a virgin, talks to girls way too young for him),and i dont feel bad at all.

No. 1597869

>>1597810
As long as you actually get them to kill themselves

No. 1597873

I text and drive a lot. My commute is boring af

No. 1597882

>>1597810
you are wasting your time. moids don't have souls, attachment, or the capacity to truly love. there is nothing to crush. the only one losing is you, clearly craving attention from degenerate males.

No. 1597891

>>1597873
Your hospital stay will be more boring.

No. 1597940

I'm genuinely embarrassed by this, but I regularly fantasize about being a lolcow. I daydream about suddenly becoming the kind of weird, self obsessed woman with a chaotic social media life, making an ass of myself, being a jerk, having no self-awareness, basically. Someone weird whose threads are fun to follow. In real life I'm a completely normal woman. I live somewhere that offers very little intellectual stimuli, though, so I think that's what causing me to have this weird fixation.

No. 1597942

>>1597940
Nonny why…

No. 1597952

>>1597942
Let the nonny dream

No. 1597974

>>1597940
Nonna, it would be very funny at first, but almost immediately become unmanageable and utterly horrifying from what I have observed. Still, in isolated incidents, it can be fun to think about those kind of "what ifs"

No. 1597977

>>1597940
Just become an in-board cow like i did(attention seeking + ban evading)

No. 1597993

>>1597940
You can fake until you get actually deranged. Tiktok and Twitter are open 24/7.

No. 1597995

>>1597940
You can fake until you get actually deranged. Tiktok and Twitter are open 24/7.

No. 1597999

i have two pairs of glasses of the same prescription, and one pair in particular makes everyone around me say that i look like my mother, and it's now the one i prefer to wear and feel most decent-looking in.

No. 1598005

>>1597977
Japanon, how did your date go? Did you have your period yet? Did you ever get some kind of vaginal reaction to using sunscreen as lube?

No. 1598006

>>1598005
AYRT is not me and I don't consider myself a cow so much as a very very unfortunate woman

Bought the pregnancy test and will be taking it if I miss my period which is due on the 10th. Date is on Friday

No. 1598007

>>1598005
i believe that might be rancefag

No. 1598013

>>1596858
What cope? It's called a joke, sometimes an insult even. This is a misunderstanding you have when you're born from incest.

No. 1598026

I am addicted to uncooked and unseasoned tofu. It tastes so bland, like wet paper, but is the supreme comfort food for me right now. I actually want to run to the store and buy another package.

No. 1598032

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i fucking love cheeseburgers….

No. 1598038

I ruined my hair with shitty dye jobs so much i just wanna dye it black

No. 1598070

At the beginning I stopped wearing makeup at work because I'm lazy, but now I'm not wearing it because my boss suggested I'm going through an emotional crisis because my lack of make up and since I hate her I want her to go schizo over my mental health.
Maybe she's right and I'm unhinged.

No. 1598098

>>1598006
might as well tripfag at this point

No. 1598105

i am going to the gym for the first time in my life in an attempt to be less of a fatass and i am scared

No. 1598121

i need a crush to show up anywhere. im 30+ and still, i need to crush on someone to have fun, despite being in a perfect relationship for years

the crushes don't affect my relationship, because i simply never talk about them. they just make my life infinitely more fun and much hornier

i've never cheated and i intend to keep it that way, but i do flirt and that weighs heavy on my conscience

No. 1598123

>>1598105
Don't be. Unless you have some weird body deformation, nobody is gonna give a damn about you. Just focus on your workout and you'll be fine.

No. 1598159

>>1598123
not deformed, just fat and anxious. ty anon!

No. 1598184

I desperately want to fuck my much older, unattractive coworker but I don't have daddy issues so that means there is something much worse and far more disgusting wrong in my brain

No. 1598188

>>1598184
Beauty and the beast fetish lookin ass

No. 1598203

>>1598032
am currently eating borger

No. 1598235

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Who cares about moids when Wayne June narrating Lovecraft exists "Those who covet injury find it in no short supply" ughhhHHHHHUGH

No. 1598245

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I can't fall asleep with flies flying around in my room so I kill them but it makes me feel so guilty. Imagine dying over something so petty

No. 1598316

It took reading japanon saga to make me face how badly my mental health has backslid and that my stupid promiscuity is a symptom of insecurity, not liberation. I set up two appointments to get back to professional help. I gotta gather some semblance of dignity, and appreciation for the boringness of stability. I'm disappointed in myself, but I know I can do better. Being mentally ill is exhausting. You really can't tell when you're making bad decisions.

No. 1598320

>>1598316
u got this nonna. great decision.

No. 1598321

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>>1595652
i kind of find dying extremely reassuring. i'm doing better than i have in years (used to actively attempt suicide, now i have a job and am about to graduate) yet one of the sweetest thoughts i hold in my heart is i always have a lovely forever sleep (i love sleeping and turning my brain off, la petite mort) to look forward to in case anything gets too bad, whether it be my life, mental or physical health. it's led me to realize how literally Insignificant everything is, and how nothing anybody thinks really matters. i guess it's a fairly autistic flavor of nihilism (picrel) but it honestly calms me down when i'm freaking out about stuff when i think it's the opposite for most people. anybody else feel this way?

No. 1598358

I wish I had a metrosexual boyfriend

No. 1598374

I want a super qt bf/husband who has no limbs, like they got lopped off in war or something. I'd exercise him everyday on a leash and bathe him. Feed him. Dress him up super cute. Help him go to the bathroom. Do photoshoots. He couldn't run away from me into another womans arms…. perfection.
Sigh ;_; I'll never have my handsome little nubblet.
How would I even advertise that?(;_; )

No. 1598387

>>1598374
Okay this is reallt pushing it, homonculus100. I could handle one leg maybe.

No. 1598388

>>1598358
His bf is even more high maintenance than he is

No. 1598664

>>1598026
Me with those agar agar water spheres that were trending a few years ago.

No. 1598861

This is really bad. My boyfriend is an extremely good man. BUT once a few years ago I went on Chatroulette and found this super fucking hot guy and we were about to mess around but then I fucking accidentally clicked out of the chat and I couldn't find him again. I wonder if he thought I was tricking him or trying to humiliate him. He was hot though and had a nice dick.

No. 1598877

>>1598374
Maybe I should stop using this site so I don’t have to read shit like this jfc

No. 1598884

>>1598877
meh, there's been worse posted in older confession threads and the fetish thread on /g/

No. 1598897

>>1598321
Yeah same. I also find that playing out worst-case best-case hypothetical scenarios really calms me down if something is stressing me out

No. 1598919

File: 1686078770825.png (27.96 KB, 288x173, 1606537135707.png)

I used a throwaway to email my company's general HR to report this shitty coworker and my boss. She gets away with so much, talks shit about us behind all of our backs, is possibly fucking the married boss, shows up to work high as a kite every single shift. Her shit work ethic is getting my coworkers in trouble as our boss decided to blame them for reasons why things aren't done when its her responsibility. I made it vague enough to where they won't know its me, but it'll get them both in trouble. I'm shitting bricks, just got a response back saying they forwarded the information to the HR in my branch/dept so they can begin an investigation. I hope she gets fired or moved, and I don't know what will happen with our boss. He already has had a couple HR complaints. I feel a knot in my stomach like I'll somehow get found out and it scares me

No. 1598933

>>1598919
its gonna be ok nona. unless you have a very recognizable writing style, i think you are safe. you were brave, i am proud of you

No. 1598941

this board got so slow it has gotten annoying to interact with it. it's an imgboard but clicking on any image to make it bigger or unspoiler it takes FOREVER even on my fast internet. it literally defeats the purpose of the fucking imageboard? i have been coming here less and less because of it and it feels like other nonas are leaving too because threads that used to move quickly are now barely showing new posts when i check in once or twice a month. it's a shame, because i used to love this place. i will miss you nonas but there are imgbaords that actually fucking work out there and they are calling my name

No. 1598947

>>1598933
I dumbed down my writing and tried to make it look as different as possible. Thank you the kind words make me feel better nonnie

No. 1598971

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>>1598374
Anon's ideal bf

No. 1598974

>>1598971
Samefag, but how will you exercise him on a leash if he has no limbs? I think what u described is more like a dog kek

No. 1598996

>be me
>get three brownies 7x7 cm at bakery
>get home
>fantasize about eating them on my own
>see my brother and his girlfriend
>forced to share
>fuck
Well, I like being able to share like this, because then I can’t binge eat as much as I want to.

No. 1599003

I steal paper plates from work because I hate doing dishes.

No. 1599026

File: 1686086394293.jpeg (Spoiler Image,1.49 MB, 4096x4011, 65B9F59E-27CA-479A-B6BA-F4CAA4…)

>>1598374
I kinda get it

No. 1599041

I wish women and girls and any sort of female fetuses died off in a plague all at once with no survivors so men and boys would be left alone to fight, rape, and kill each other until ultimately all die off by 110 years from now. It’s the last hurrah of misery and suffering, a poetic end that moids ultimately deserve. The earth never deserved women to begin with.

No. 1599063

>>1599041
>110 years from now
I think you're giving men too much credit. I'd give them 1 year, max.

No. 1599225

I'm kind of sad every time my nigel cuts his hair he would look adorable with an afro but he doesn't want it

No. 1599362

I’ve been stalking my ex’s work for so long that they had a tragedy a few days ago and I feel really awful for all of them.

No. 1599388

>>1599063
1 whole ass year??? these scrotes ain't making it past 2 months.

No. 1599420

I sometimes feel like the only person who thinks Ellen page was low-energy, depressing and untalented before her transition. And I mean well before, I don’t think I’ve ever liked anything she’s done and she usually flat out ruins movies for me. I’ve always hated watching her in movies because she’s deeply tedious to watch regardless of her character. Seeing her transition into Shinji feels like parts of the are world finally seeing what I saw all along but blaming it solely on her new identity and ab implant poisoning
I feel like people had crushes on her as lesbians and that’s like haloing her pre trans career so much. There are male actor equivalents ofc but I feel like you can’t hate on Ellen page in peace anywhere on the internet without transphobia or lesbophobia accusations
>inb4 evil hettie who doesn’t understand femgaze allegations
I’m bi.
>inb4 bi isn’t real
It is, biphobia isn’t.
>inb4 you don’t understand acting
Watch Ellen as vanya in umbrella academy again and get back to me.

No. 1599423

>>1599420
No I have literally been saying page has always been like this since forever and people just weren't paying any attention at all. The only difference at all is short hair and not a layer of spackle. Everyone has to push their agenda.

No. 1599439

>>1599423
You are literally the first person who has ever agreed w me omg
I remember seeing Juno when I was very young and hating the entire movie because she’s such a charisma black hole on the screen. I had no idea who she was at the time. I just thought she was really stressful and annoying to watch. My friends loved it and thought she was cool. I genuinely felt so confused. Looking back, that might even be her best performance

No. 1599449

>>1599439
You can literally feel the nervous, uncomfortable energy in any old interview. There's one in particular with Cillian Murphy I think that comes to mind but I can't find it rn

No. 1599660

at work im treated like the office bitch. jobs that could be done easily and faster by my coworkers are handed off to me even when im clearly on a phonecall or doing something. they will wait until im back from the toilet to make me do a simple task. they make me do the testing part of my job everyday even though anyone could do this part of the job. they mock me for almost always taking the mandatory 10min breaks we are allowed twice a day. or going to the bathroom more than once a day.

whenever a phonecall needs to be made they ask me to do it, because i must fucking love phonecalls or something, ive become the official voice of our branch of the company because my phone voice is the fake nicest. i always take out the trash at the end of the day and do any cleaning.

they know im unable to say no. im just glad nobody has asked me to vacuum the place yet because thats my one and only boundary.

in retaliation, i vape inside the shop at the back where i could easily be caught but havent yet (ive come close, its a thrill) whenever i can shift an appointment to a day im not working i lie and shift it. i sweep trash into tiny nooks where it will never be found. i come to work unshowered (depression) and spray my obnoxious hello kitty body spray everywhere. i hide drinks in my workstation after they banned having them anywhere but the breakroom. sometimes i dont wash my hands after using the bathroom. if i dont want to do something and its coming up, ill conveniently start doing the trash or make a phonecall. whenever im made to sell our products i half ass it entirely and sometimes ill profile customers to decide if i should bother upselling. i look up medication interactions on the work computers and sometimes leave open news articles about horrific rapes.

every day in retail is hell. every other week some crackhead does something insane. i purposefully treat the old ladies nicer than anybody else and would die for them and them alone.

No. 1599696

>>1599439
Hard candy and The Tracy Fragments are better imo

No. 1599727

>>1599439
I liked Juno but maybe because I can relate as I’m stressful and a charismatic black hole too. Fell asleep during inception and can’t remember any other Ellen acting at the moment

No. 1599895

at the risk of sounding like a moid: i'm so fucking horny. i used to get like this before my period but i just checked my tracker and i'm supposedly on my fertile window. so now i'm wondering if this yet another sign of aging. biological clock and whatnot. i'm still in my mid-twenties but… goddamn it.

No. 1599897

>>1599895
Good lord women have sexual desires too, that doesn’t make you a moid

No. 1599898

File: 1686155829075.jpg (34.78 KB, 1200x675, hornypolice.jpg)

>>1599895
Horny?! God heavens, the horny police will now arrest you and take you to /g/. Enjoy your stay.

No. 1599900

>>1599897
i know but some nonnies will use anything to accuse anyone of being one

No. 1599906

>>1599895
What… I thought most women got horny while ovulating. I used to never get horny before or after my period but now in my early 20's I get horny as fuck during ovulation.

No. 1599912

>>1599895
Me too!! Fuck!

No. 1599914

>>1599898
Ew why are his legs so untoned?

No. 1599918

>>1599898
Leon's actual mocap actor is legit so fucking hideous compared to Leon it made me laugh. If I was him I'd kms kek.

No. 1599936

>>1599914
Because Leon is a leg-day skipping faggot.

No. 1599969

File: 1686159118856.jpeg (73.32 KB, 750x482, 707CB1EB-6DCD-4A80-ABA6-449A45…)

When I was like 17-19 I was sort of a niche internet micro celebrity on instagram and I had 14-15 year olds hit on me all the time and I liked it a lot I flirted back, if the ages were reversed it would be creepy but I don’t think it was creepy at all I never asked for nudes or even said anything sexual they just called me cute and hot and I was like “ooohhh you!” A scrote would have probably asked them for nudes and emotionally abused them and called them kittens and shit.

No. 1599970

>>1599969
Sexes were reversed* not ages

No. 1600029

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Recently took a trip down memory lane and rewatched Aladdin & it unlocked some things. I'm pretty sure as a kid I was a down bad for Jafar and that the movie imprinted on me in weird ways

No. 1600112

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When I was a little kid I saw a Robot Chicken sketch where they gave Animal from the Muppets tranquilizer and that scene alone gave me a drugged(?) fetish. I'm sorry. At least it wasn't a muppet fetish.

No. 1600153

i flushed my sister's trans pride scrunchie down the toilet and now i feel bad about potentially harming the plumbing

No. 1600183

>>1600153
Please tell me she’s a they/them tranny and not a he/him

No. 1600190

File: 1686177283956.gif (2.99 MB, 583x405, A97B778E-0CF5-4940-9EF9-0BD99A…)

Some bitch turned my friend against me and my family. I sent her and her mother glitter bombs because they’re both neat freaks. And I know the bitch in question has white carpet in a rental and is a racist. Bitches will be finding glitter all over for ages.

Also neither her nor her mother have any pets or I wouldn’t have sent glitter bombs. They’re such pieces of shit they don’t even have pets despite being able to afford them. Pickme cunts rot in hell. Why the fuck would you be with a moid if you thought you had to make him hate every other person that had ever been in his life? Now her mommy and daddy bankrolls them both doing coke and going to raves all the time.

My ex friend is also dead to me and no apologies will make this betrayal okay. He really is just a stupid fucking scrote. Enjoy your ugly pickme gf who also happens to be fat as fuck, I know you love how her mom and dad fund y’all’s coke habit, and now you’re a racist who doesn’t believe in mental illness all of a fucking sudden? Hope you get arrested and go to prison it’s where you belong.

No. 1600198

>Be me. A person who hates filth and festering ick.
>Trash pick up day
>Thank fuck, something got tossed out which was rancid after baking in the massive hot wheelie bin all week
>Throw out one last trash bag and wheel it to curb for pickup
>Upon opening the lid, the bags of trash are covered in maggots crawling all over every single bag in there
>oh god
>Trash pickup occurs
>Apologize to the hard working trash men and thankful my hardworking tax dollars paid for an electric arm thing thay grabs the bins rather than an actual person having to handle my rancid maggot children
>empty bin stinks up the block
>decide to use bleach and fill it up with a bleach/water solution and power wash it all out, scrub the bin real good and make it all nice and happy
>Bleach and water solution sit for a couple hours. The bin is likely 75 to 100 gallons. Enough bleach the smell is gone almost immediately, but not so much the environment will be poisoned upon draining
>Time to dump the solution and continue the power wash
>Open lid
>Fuck
>Hundreds of still alive and squirming maggots floated to the top
>Try to pish the bin over
>Too heavy
>put my feet on the bottom to push the bottom forward and pull violently at the top to tip it thinking I could manuever it once it was on the 2 wheels
>Newtonian Physics
>100 gallons of live maggot water dump out, flooding the area and spraying all over my legs
>fuck fuck fuck fuck
>spray the ground whereI stand to clear a maggot free spot
>panic
>maggots flowing on the sidewalk, all the way to the middle of the street, the water pools and rushes along the curb down past 7 or 8 neighbors' houses
>probably even further than that
>panic about birds drinking blech water that pooled
>spray the sidewalk in a feeble attempt to continue diluting the water running down my street along the curb, spreading the maggots continually further down the street
>put trash can up right
>still more live maggots

It's me. I flushed live maggots down the whole street. I am the reason anyone walking down the road is going to wonder wy the water along the curb is wiggling. Its me. I am sorry.

No. 1600222

>>1600198
This is such a nightmare story!! I hope you'll be okay anon. That's horrifying

No. 1600231

>>1600198
This literally sounds like hell and I'm incredibly sorry this happened, but this reminded me of the blowfly girl story.
I'll share my own (anticlimactic) maggot story in solidarity with you anon. The home I grew up in was often dirty and bug infested. Despite it being like 7-8 of us living there at one time, only 3 of us regularly cleaned (me being one of them). So I was a kid, couldn't have been older than like 12, and I went to wash the pile of dishes as my mother instructed me to. I get to the bottom of the sink, suddenly I feel something crawling on my hands, and it's a bunch of fucking maggots. I don't think I even comprehended that it was maggots until I felt the crawling. It was summertime so it definitely came from whatever gnats were flying around. I went to go tell my mom that I stopped cause of the maggots, and she got upset at me and went to go finish them herself. Crazy thing is, I don't even think those dishes were there for more than 2 days.

No. 1600236

>>1600198
Have you learned the most important lesson? Keep stinky rotten things in the fridge until trash day. In a drawer with baking soda.

No. 1600244

>>1600236
I put them in the freezer personally, unless it's in something I want to use again

No. 1600263

>>1600198
I'm glad my city does yard waste where I can throw the food garbage. But if I have meat/bones I just put them on the back porch for the raccoons/crows whatever eats it.

No. 1600293

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I put off responding to her for nearly a month out of shame. If I hadn't already clogged up 50% of the thread with my long spergy posts I would've responded sooner. I'm sorry. I kind of want to, maybe…maybe not. No I'll look like an even bigger sperg if she's not in the thread anymore.

No. 1600346

I would fuck me. I would clone myself and fuck myself in a heartbeat.

No. 1600349

>>1600346
And I said
Oh no sir
I must say you're wrong
I must disagree
Oh no sir
I must say you're wrong

No. 1600351

>>1600349
won't you listen to meeeeeeeee (ooo oooooo)

No. 1600355

>>1600349
I think I missed the reference here
(I'd still fuck me)

No. 1600356

>>1600355
Its goodbye horses, the song is associated with trannies, I'm not sure why, but basically calling you a tranny.

No. 1600362

I've never paid taxes
Okay sales tax sure but otherwise no

No. 1600368

>>1600356
I am so excited to share this lore with you. It's a scene from silence of the lambs, where a gay crossdressing serial killer that holds fat women in a well in his house so he can skin them dances and says he wants to fuck himself while Goodbye Horses plays. It's a really good song actually

No. 1600379

>>1600356
>>1600368
is silence of the lambs not considered a classic anymore, how does one know the song and not the movie??

No. 1600384

>>1600379
Theyre not ancient like the rest of us.

No. 1600391

>>1600384
how did i know you were going to say that, fuck.

No. 1600398

>>1600379
I dunno, I haven't watched a lot of movies because I don't pay attention, but I listen to a lot of music.

No. 1600403

I am 19 and I wet the bed. A couple weeks ago I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom for the first time in my life. I thought that I was finally outgrowing bedwetting but the next week I wet the bed again. Alarms don't work for me, I either sleep through them or turn them off without ever remembering me doing so. I can only imagine how it is like to drink whatever you want before bed and wake up dry. I have never been to a doctor about it, I'm guessing it might be genetic since some of my siblings also wet the bed. My ultimate goal in life is to stop wetting the bed live like a normal sleeper.

No. 1600405

>>1600403
You’re probably gonna be a serial killer

No. 1600412

>>1600403
My ultimate goal is to not cry when I have to pee I have also wet the bed a lot more recently than I'd like to admit. I'm with you sister.

No. 1600414

>>1600403
Wear a diaper

No. 1600416

>>1600405

? Why would I become a serial killer

>>1600412

Thank you for the solidarity

No. 1600427

>>1600416
Bed wetting past a certain age is a sign of psychopathy

No. 1600429

>>1600427
Or a sign of incontinence. Or a sign of CSA.

No. 1600431

>>1600403
Make sure your kidneys aren't hurting

No. 1600472

my confession is i took my antipsychotic sleeping meds and rant posted insanity in all the ot threads and nobody replied and im very happy about it

No. 1600477

>>1600472
i do that all the time. if i'm late on taking them i end up staying up all night and infighting

No. 1600482

Every night for nearly 5 years I've prayed for all my family, friends and loved ones to be safe from all harm. I've been staying at my bfs a lot since leaving my job and sometimes I forget to pray because we get up to extracurricular activies and I feel bad. Well I was sitting in my bfs yesterday when my mum called to say my step dad has cancer. I feel so hopeless and useless. The thing I had control over and could do, I didn't. I love my step dad. He's been my father figure and present over my own dad at all my milestones. We're finding out tomorrow if the cancer discovered is secondary or not. I hope it's not.

No. 1600499

I can't stop cranking it out to monster porn. I can't even find any good ones and I've done it every night for a week. My hormones are raging like a fire right now and I only usually wank once every like two weeks but this is out of control

No. 1600526

File: 1686213639183.png (265.71 KB, 933x1400, 932498643.png)

When a nonna says "My Nigel" I always picture that gay man from devil wears prada.

No. 1600528

>>1600526
I love that movie.

No. 1600544

>>1600403
Did you try doing pelvic exercises? Maybe your pelvic floor is weak. I hope you'll be free of this someday nonnie

No. 1600552

>>1600482
I’m sorry about your stepdad anon, don’t beat yourself up over it because it isn’t your fault. I’ll send some prayer for him. Hopefully the cancer isn’t too bad.

No. 1600563

>>1600552
Thank you nona

No. 1602073

I’ve been going to fairly creepy lengths to find out some info so I can prepare myself for the worst. It’s getting out of hand and consuming me but I can’t stop and don’t even want to stop. I want to find out so I can kill all hope and with the incorrect belief that if I just get it over with it won’t hurt as much.

No. 1602554

This internet moid I've been friends with (lives on the other side of the world sadly) for a couple months is really attractive to me. He's fat, and a shut in loser but he's also really funny and caring. When he was in shape physically he was very attractive. I'm not too interested romantically but I like him, and I want to hear him whimper and grunt in pleasure so bad. Has a really cool voice… sometimes sexy too and has flirted and confess but doesn't edate though, sucks but ah well…

No. 1602627

>>1602554
Trust he’s in a relationship or he def e-dates

No. 1602636

My mental health is bad atm so heres a spoiler I really had a breakdown today and its still going strong at 4 am. At least I didnt down the whole bottle of pills I poured them into my palm and back into the bottle. I wish I could follow through, but I am a bridesmaid for a good friend this upcoming week, and I would never want to cause that pain or damage on a day they should celebrate.
I feel so broken and I have dealt with so much. I am tired, I am sad. I wish I was the sibling who died. I am the one who must keep facing each day instead. All this counseling, all this love and support from others, and I still hope every day some truck loses control and takes me out. I have such survivors guilt mixed with this self awareness. I dont want to exist and I dont want to hurt others in the process.

No. 1602777

I love the Newfag sticker so much, Elsie looks adorable.

No. 1602785

>>1602554
If the scrote is flirting but says he "doesn't e-date" he's just using you

No. 1602826

>>1602554
this post has me paranoid as fuck for some reason, does his name start with k? your post just reminds me of this guy i fell in love with irl… yes i have psychosis

No. 1602830

>>1595652
I love this website so fucking much!!! There! That is my confession! I don't care if I waste time anymore, I love it here, I love all you silly gooses and I love to talk and read a little shit but not too much! I love you guys!!!

No. 1602903

when i was like pre-teen to teen i really disliked my parents and brother, so whenever we'd go out and shop a lot and end up with lots of bags, i'd hold most of them and walk a bit behind my family and pretend for a moment that i'd shopped all by myself and wondered if the people around me assumed me to be an adult woman by herself.

No. 1602917

I used to larp as a hot moid and e-date ugly autistic girls from 4chan because I thought their reactions were funny. I also threatened incels from there after finding basic ass info on them and they'd shit themselves.

No. 1602938

>>1602554
Imagine e-dating with moids lmao nonas would never.

No. 1602941

>>1602830
You are fucking stupid.(stop trying to incite fighting on a literal confessions thread)

No. 1602944

>>1602917
I want to larp as a moid bc I'm jealous of the power moids hold over women.

No. 1602957

>>1602941
Who shat on your cereal?

No. 1602958

Sometimes I like the smell of my farts
But not lately, they have been toxic lately
Too much coffee and cheese

No. 1602965


No. 1602979

>>1602958
Gosh mine have been putrid, too, and I didn't think of linking it to the increased consumption of coffee with ice cream. Now it all makes sense

No. 1603005

File: 1686420566949.png (33.67 KB, 266x320, 8142.png)

I sometimes toy with the idea of cutting my hair short like picrel but I'm afraid it would just give off an unkempt version of the 'I would like to speak to the manager' haircut vibes

No. 1603090

>>1603005
is your hair curly?

No. 1603109

i used to feel suicidal, but then i realized i'd make the sex ratio worse and so haven't thought about offing myself since.

No. 1603117

>>1603109
That’s very smart, nonnie. I also think about that whenever I feel suicidal.

No. 1603165


No. 1603180

File: 1686433136531.jpg (90.87 KB, 1080x1071, yijjrtbgt7o81.jpg)

Sometimes… Alright, most of the time, when I'm feeling too unmotivated or even (physically) tired to do something, I force myself to look at pretty jewellery that I want but can't afford; I'm self-aware enough to know that nobody's going to buy me a diamond ring, nor do I want to financially depend on anyone because that'll obviously not end up well for me, so I should just shut up, get my life together and work my ass off at this point kek. I won't say I'm really proud of this, since I know I'm quite greedy and shallow for putting so much importance on jewellery, and that all I desire is a stable income and luxurious life. That's basically the only goal, passion or 'dream' I've ever had in my entire life. I remember my teacher once asking me what I wanted to become when I grow up and all my cringeyass said was 'rich'. I couldn't come up with anything else, not even a way to actually become rich. I'm surprised it works so well everytime though, a part of me thinks 'wait, wouldn't looking at expensive shit make you feel just jealous of others and doubt that you can ever earn enough to buy it?' but, somehow, I actually don't end up thinking that? I just see a pretty jewellery and my brain immediately goes 'I need that'.

No. 1603195

>>1603165
Go for it! It won't give off Karen vibes. Hair that short needs some wave in it to look good regardless of how it's styled imo that's why I asked.

No. 1603267

I've struggled with my identity on and off for years and understanding my personality and who I am. I tend to get into that "fictionkin" stuff a little even though it's unhinged, I keep it to myself and don't really tell anyone.

No. 1603296

i love reporting people. its my favorite thing to do on here. when i see the redtext i get so happy. i probably report more than i actually post. it just gives me such a sense of satisfaction and feeling like i'm right in the situation. infight? report. not saging in cow board? report. necro? report. bait? report. blogging? report. i think more anons should take advantage of the awesome situation we have here. mods have been killing it lately also, thank you mods!

No. 1603302

>>1596555
I had already made them pee nonnie!!!

No. 1603306

I'm happy that you got fat, you deserve it

No. 1603418

I hope you find this site on your own, and try to guess if I'm posting here and which posts are mine. I hope you think about me as much as I think about you, you mean so much to me. And I wanna fuck you so bad omg, I fantasize about you all day and night

No. 1603422

>>1603418
Weird ass lesbians smh

No. 1603423

>>1603422
Let me confess! kek

No. 1603426

>>1603423
Fine miss hey mamas

No. 1603440

>>1603418
You can't just say that without giving out the first letter of your name.

No. 1603456

>>1603440
Kek no way, I'll give the first initial of who I'm talking about though, it's J

No. 1603482

i was lying to myself, i could never hate you no matter how hard i try, its just not in my programming at all

No. 1603508

>>1603456
Damm. Not me. Disappointed.

No. 1603589

Day two of avoiding friend's phonecalls and messages.
Gonna lie I was sick or busy

No. 1603622

I hate that I'm often so worried for my mothers health and wellbeing since she's been my only parent most of my life

No. 1603632

>>1603482
Can’t relate hater till I die kek

No. 1603656

I can't relate to the person I was even five years ago. I finally got my shit together within the past two years and I have this deep fear anyone I know will find out how gross I used to be in the past.

So I just kind of lie to protect myself, or just don't share information. And it feels bad. Because at the end of the day I would want someone to accept me for all of my flaws but realistically moids are retarded. So, between me, my mom/sister's and God, only we know how bad it was. And it will remain that way, until one day, I'm not ashamed anymore.

No. 1603680

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I think Eugenia Cooney's family knows perfectly well that she's a capable adult but she emotionally manipulates them with her ED and forces them to baby her

No. 1603697

>>1603680
Eating disorders rob you of your ability to think rationally. While I do think her pretending to be sweet and nice is an act, I don't think she has any sort of calculated evil manipulation tactics up her sleeve. She is a sick woman trapped in a cycle of addiction who doesn't know how to function. It is what it is.

No. 1603978

>>1603680
I think her mother's the one who's forcing her into anorexia so she can control her forever

No. 1604071

I am done not being a scumbag. I am a shitty person, and I am comfortable being shitty. I don't want to keep trying my best forever, I want to do what I feel like doing. I've been sick since I was nine, and I'm bitter and angry because it's not faiw, and I don't care anymore. I think I have the right to be a bitter piece of shit. I'm gonna let the diabulimia come and get me again because I wanna be skinny again and I fucking don't care anymore. You know how hard it is to lose weight on injected insulin? I don't give a shit. When they put me in the psychward, they confiscated my insulin pump and told me they were allowing me to run over 300 "because it's safer" lmfao. So fuck you. My doctors will kill me because that's what protocol says they have to fo, so who gives a fuck if I let myself run high for a week? It's safer, remember? Lmao. I'm gonna have anorexia again, but barely, like a pop star, and exercise again, and I'm gonna find a man specifically to leech him lol. Why shouldn't I? I was raised by three miserable "for-love" marriages, why the fuck would I ever want to do what my parents did? Fuck that and fuck you, I'm getting myself one of these fabled "beta providers." I told my psych that I'm experiencing blatant signs of tardive dyskinesia, and she's run me through a shit fuck stack of antipsychotics, and she said, "WELL THAT SHOULDN'T HAPPEN!," which like, I agree, and yet it is, so maybe we do something about that? And she said that wasn't what it is and that I need to go to my GP if I'm having physical problems, and she wrote in my notes that I had diabetic neuropathy in my left hand, instead of anything about me having uncontrollable movements in my lower face. So you know what, man? I quit. This is me giving up. I hereby let go and let God; I'm going to make myself happy and the world is gonna pay.

No. 1604072

>>1603978
I've thought this for years now

No. 1604086

Childhood confessions
>one time me and a friend dared each other to eat the weirdest food combinations and it ended up being "dip a chip in the toilet and eat it" and she did
>another time at my other friends house they dared me to eat cat food and I did, it tasted like a dirty rock
>my friend and I used to play house a lot, a whole lot of boob action and basically sex
>I made all my dolls in lesbian with each other
>I've masturbated in sand before I knew what I was doing, just felt good laying in the sand, and one time I got caught laying there so I said I was make sand angels
>I broke a front tooth in half by playing around with a canned good at the grocery store, it broke like a zigzag, you can still see the uneven edge but it grew since then at least
>I teased our small dog and he jumped up into my face, pushing the other front tooth back; the dentist used to say how perfect my teeth were before these incidents
>I had a weird purple patchy rash on my neck for some time and I never knew what it was and never got it checked out so I had to cover it with my hair, although now I think it was purpura, and to this day I have nightmares about it

That's all for now

No. 1604112

I wish a female only reddit was a thing. I really like the format of the website, it's so easy to scroll through.

No. 1604113

>>1604112
i cannot stand the formatting personally and is one of the top reasons why i don't use it

No. 1604114

>>1604112
that exists actually, I believe it's called "ova.rit" or something like that

No. 1604144

i have not had a relapse with my ed for well over a year, i started lifting weights and gaining muscle and i'm doing well. then randomly i start looking at mpa again and now i'm starting to spiral. i hate that i still deal with these feelings at my big age.

No. 1604151

>>1604114
Nta but I'm pretty sure ovarit is specifically for feminists and feminist topics. Unlike lolcow, it's not for all woman and doesn't have multiple different topics (well, at least I don't think it does).

No. 1604174

>>1604151
oh, sorry

No. 1604213

I should have ignored your message; I guess it was bait. If you miss me that much, you would've jumped on replying to what I said in response, as I was amenable to us talking again. Instead, you're doing your usual shit, but I'm not chasing you up on this.

No. 1604217

>>1604213
Wrong thread?

No. 1604297

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Had no clue who matty healy was until a few wks ago but i feel ashamed for thinking he's really attractive. do people really think he's super ugly? horrible, degen average scrote but

No. 1604306

>>1604297
Pretty sure that's him at a younger age, now he looks like a crackhead.

No. 1604318

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>>1604297
To me he's not hideous but looks like an uglier version of Orlando Bloom (who I already find kind of ugly). His head is odd shaped. But since is the confessions thread, I won't lie, I recently saw a video of him singing on stage while smoking a cigarette and it was kind of hot. He's a very stereotypical "bad boy" cliché though which is a turn off

No. 1604361

>>1604318
I'm so fucking offended, Orlando was my first big obsessive celebrity crush he was a gorgeous young man, Matth Healey fucking wishes lol. Have we ever even saw that scotes torso does matt Healey have abs or is he as ugly as his face omg. If matt Healey looks like anyone it's his cringe mum on Loose Woman who is more rock n roll than Matt Healey. Omg.

No. 1604363

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>>1604361
Matt Healey rock n roll indie artist who's ma working at itv def had nothing to do with it. It was all matt Healey graft and intellectualism

No. 1604463

>>1595652
>>1600427
>>1600429
Late to it, in my case was a sign of spina bifida, nerve damage is always possible too

No. 1604505

>>1604297
I’ve always thought he was cute. Probably a shitty person I guess but not an ugly one imo. Anons here call everyone hideous and I wonder how genuine their purported sentiments are, particularly the ones who go on tirades over how especially ugly someone is.

No. 1604508

>>1604505
He was a lil bit cute but then he slammed hard into the wall

No. 1604513

>>1604505
I truly, genuinely think he's hideous.
Idk what I could do to prove my sincerity

No. 1604515

>>1604505
I don't think he's cute but everyone has different taste here, I think Jordan Peterson is genuinely hot as fuck so don't take my opinion seriously kek

No. 1604518

>>1604515
wtf kek.

No. 1604523

>>1604518
I like men over 50 who look like they've been through some shit, I don't know nona at least I know I have shit taste in men

No. 1604698

>>1604297
>>1604505
if you look at recent photos his hairline is starting to look worse than harry styles. it's a big ol square now.
>>1604318
if you need another turn off there's a video of him trying to hump a camerawomen like some deranged animal during performance

No. 1604699

>>1604698
*camera woman

No. 1604789

>>1604786
Save up and have it permanently removed?

No. 1604793

>>1604786
You sound cute af

No. 1604810

>>1604786
My genes gave me a body like >>1564784. It makes me annoyed everytime anons mock bobbleheaded women cause it's not even something changeable.

No. 1604945

File: 1686608823546.jpg (122.68 KB, 750x742, 1634615691184.jpg)

I kind of want to try being sexually vulgar and gross toward annoying, retarded men I find online. I'm tired of men being gross to women, and women dodging any sexually charged, lurid, or "scrote-brained" insults because we're socialized to be polite (and because there's a chance that they might like it if they know we're women). I'd pretend to be a perverted, deranged old man and send them disgusting messages until they lock their accounts, or stop posting entirely. If there were any pictures of them available, I'd repost them in "cum tribute" communities and send them the results or worse.
It's just a persistent urge I have. Make moids fuck off by giving them their own energy back. In fact, I'd like to be worse than the average moid, just to make up for lost time.

No. 1604950

>>1604945
I did this before by pulling out the violently homosexual "Springfield pervert" soundboard and leaving them voice messages

No. 1604951

>>1604950
Kekk I will use this someday

No. 1604953

>>1604950
Based, thank you for this

No. 1604964

>>1604945
Everytime a moid posted a dick pic, I posted bigger ones and asked him "why can't you be like this? you're so small…", one moid said it made him feel like shit.

No. 1605140

>>1604964
kek love this, it tickles me

No. 1605533

I prefer dating older men because I crave stability in my life. Having your own house/flat, a stable-ish career and life experience is something 20-something men don't have. I know it's hypocritical to "expect" something from the people I date that I don't have myself, but that's exactly why I'm attracted to it. Yes, I'm retarded and yes I know they don't love me. I'm not convinced any moid is capable of love.

No. 1605548

>took courses but never got a certificate or diploma for some of them
>worked for years anyway and have knowledge, skills, and experience
>applying for new jobs
>tell job agency I had the certs but I lost them
>tell them I am renewing the courses anyway for fresh knowledge and new certs
>show them the certs I have for now
>I think it worked
>If you believe your own lies maybe others will too

No. 1605554

File: 1686668095111.jpeg (45.18 KB, 500x500, IMG_5048.jpeg)

I find Snufkin really attractive

No. 1605559

>>1605554
Is…is this a shotafag?

No. 1605564

>>1605559
no no no I'm imagining him as a cartoonified adult! I guess that's what shota/loli pedophiles say too though idk

No. 1605567

>>1605559
nta but his voice is really nice.

No. 1605568

>>1605564
I was just fucking with you nona but now I'm suspicious kek

No. 1605570

>>1605559
He isn't even a child

No. 1605571

>>1605570
It was a joke.

No. 1605573

File: 1686668942967.jpg (139.39 KB, 735x652, 0cc2e4f40a644624010dc60452ea7d…)

>>1605559
He doesn't really come off as a child, like he's a chain smoker, but maybe that's normal child stuff in Finland idk.

No. 1605579

>>1605571
it's not very funny

No. 1605583


No. 1605589


No. 1605602

I had to drop off June the Junkyard cat to get fixed, and I feel so guilty for it. I know its necessary but I hope she isnt scared. I gave her her favorite grinch squeaky toy.
I will be there tomorrow to drive her home/cater to her needs.

No. 1605604

>>1605548
Out of curiosity, what sort of certificates?

No. 1605776

File: 1686684942936.jpeg (54.33 KB, 512x512, 14E59A4C-E5E6-4F2E-973C-1F967E…)

I love taking pics of guys sleeping.

No. 1605779

>>1605554
Is this my sister? Kek

No. 1605804

This makes me sound like a moid but I enjoyed taking my boyfriend's virginity.

No. 1605881

The other day my shower water turned cold so I poured warm water all over myself and got vaguely aroused and came up with a whole fanfiction in my head about me and water with water taking the form of a sexy guy who's felt everyone and everything but is drawn to me in particular and we have amazing sex where his entire body consumes mine and he can make any part of himself bigger. Ahem

No. 1605911

>>1605881
noni you should cash into the erotica market and make the big bux

No. 1606022

File: 1686707428790.png (43.16 KB, 275x275, BBECF88B-4A87-4FB5-81BD-C5C51B…)

I wish I had some creepy stalker friends because I’m like 99% sure I’ve figured out this girl I feel threatened by is not only a catfish but lying about her age but I have literally no one to confirm this with.

No. 1606027

>>1598159

The gym is literally the best place for you if it's what you need and want for your own best health. I love seeing other fat people in the gym, I send them love vibes

No. 1606034

>>1605881
Is this a side effect of autism because why the hell are you thinking about this

No. 1606055

>>1606022
Why threatened by an online person?

No. 1606085

File: 1686713306301.gif (185.99 KB, 220x123, suigetsu.gif)

>>1605881
my former husbando could do something like that

No. 1606267

I've gotten used to nonas using "kek" here. I was once surprised by it and thought of it as moidish since all the scrotes on 4chan would use it. I'm happy because nonas/women are reclaiming it back as their own in their own way. Plus I can reclaim back my own waifu by imagining you all saying it instead of the scrote who had her as his waifu.

No. 1606302

>>1606267
I am quite sure kek comes from Korean gamers laughing ㅋㅋㅋ which is the letter K. And since gaming dorks are the same species of humans that migrate to forums, well, here we are. But I also like kek more than lol, it sounds more cheeky

No. 1606305

>>1606302
Didn't kek come from LoL or something?

No. 1606307

>>1606305
it came from WoW

No. 1606314

>>1606302
I thought it had came from that muffin. Yeah kek does give off a more smug, cheeky feel

No. 1606319

When I was 13 or 14 I had my first every boyfriend who was a goth that was two years older at a different highschool. At the time I was the only one out of my group of 4 to have a boyfriend. I had not kissed a boy yet but the 4 of us use to practice together lmao. Anyway. We all went to my hometown bus station to meet him and his friend the 3 other of my friends were to fight over and we went down to the pier. I was very stressed and tense because there was a lot of pressure for me to kiss him. I treated this kiss akin to losing my virginity. The moment was coming and he leaned in while my 3 friends were stood on their tip toes leaning in watching. I was too nervous and I looked up and noticed for the first time he had a tooth stuck up in his gum. No. This was not how my first kiss would be, I would never be able to marry this man. I backed out. He stormed off with his mate. I headed back to the bus station with mine and they were all so angry at me for not losing my kiss virginity and making the boys leave. The girl I shared my first kiss with invited both of them to her big house with her big trampoline and made out with them both!! He was still my bf lmao. The tramp. She's a TIF now

No. 1606329

File: 1686742328481.jpeg (217.89 KB, 1179x1289, IMG_9229.jpeg)

>>1606305
In my mind it’s still “lol” for annoying gamer scrotes, but because WoW was so popular it infested the whole internet. If you can try to imagine a neck beard going “kek” in real life, like halfway between a laugh and a tsk… unpleasant. Also it’s what >>1606302 said, it started with a big Korean game that didn’t support Korean language so they used the onomatopoeia kekeke. Picrel I think is pretty accurate but it’s been a long time and I didn’t actually play WoW.
I kinda wish it had stayed as kekeke

No. 1606402

File: 1686752986205.jpeg (26.57 KB, 583x583, IMG_5970.jpeg)

Long one and a bit TMI, sorry. Been 2 years since I left my abusive ex. Throughout most of this timeline he stalked me and harassed me. I got into a normal relationship after him which ended in March last year. Relevant for later but our sex life was fine. Halfway in that relationship I began to experience nightmares and would see my ex when he wasn’t there. Got worse after breakup with good ex.
Got diagnosed with PTSD that April. Had a sexless not-too-serious-relationship (don’t recommend) from October to January this year. That November I finally tell my ex to fuck off and die and he seems to actually leave me alone for good. We broke up after I tried to an hero from PTSD symptoms and being a broke bitch.
Met new scrote in March and he’s awesome. I’ve never clicked with someone like this. I want to keep him. When we finally had sex it hurt, but it’d been a year so I just thought I wasn’t used to it. Every time sense it hurt. I’d also stopped wearing tampons a while before bc they hurt. Turns out that I most likely have vaginismus. >mfw I’m literally coping and dilating like a troon

No. 1606425

>>1606402
Even with vaginismus, you're still not a troon because you're exercising a muscle, not agitating a wound to stay open… don't worry. Also sorry all that happened to you nonna. I hope your new moid is good to you.

No. 1606427

>>1606425
Thanks nona, I appreciate it. I know I’m not an troon, just like to laugh at myself every now and then. And my moid is very good to me. I haven’t told him about it yet (just found out) but he caught on that I was uncomfortable so he suggested we do other things. Rare male W. I’ll eventually tell him everything when the time is right.

No. 1606528

I can't stop going on character ai. I go full autism and play out the same few scenarios each time with a new character, and I don't care it's all the same. I love it. It's like everything teenage me ever wanted from roleplaying in one single package and at least now I'm not risking it's some adult man trying to rp with me.

No. 1606539

File: 1686764502304.jpg (31.19 KB, 700x700, swag.jpg)

The main reason why I attach pics to my posts isn't because it's just so very fitting and accentuates my post nicely but because I want to find it again more easily in a year or three and so far it's worked like a charm everytime

No. 1606573

>>1605881
I love you

No. 1606582

File: 1686767409525.png (123.18 KB, 499x534, b8f.png)

it makes me so uncomfortable to see random posts de-anonymized all over the site like the thread OP here.

No. 1606587

>>1606582
rita/tif-chan kept de-anonymizing herself even before this to be fair. do you also remember the mystery girl, kiki, etc.

No. 1606843

I really liked Craig of the Creek

No. 1606851

>>1606843
It seemed cute from what I saw of it. Not a fan of the art style tho.

No. 1606875

I love the idea of moids doing cum tributes to pics of me

No. 1606902

I add cayenne pepper powder to all my soups.

No. 1606910

>>1606902
Spice girl

No. 1606911

>>1606902
Me too nonnie I love that kick I need that spice in my life, I love painfully spicy shit it hurts so good

No. 1607217

I’m a complete buzzkill about shit like astrology and religion and paranormal. Total skeptic. but sometimes I secretly feel like there’s magic in things like manifestation and little secret things we can’t explain. Idk it just feels that way but I don’t think I can talk about it to anyone irl because I have no way to put it into words without sounding stupid

No. 1607265

>>1607217
I'm like that but to ramblings of the schizophrenic. I have 2 (currently alive) schizophrenics in my family, one of which refuses treatment and is driving himself into debt buying pseudo science shit from grifter altrighters, all while thinking there is someone stalking him because he "knows too much" and neglecting his actual physical health. The other one is literally demented nowadays and living on a nursing home but she spent 50 years of her life literally making everyone's else life hell with her paranoia. The moment I detect an ounce of schizo behavior on someone, I stop believing in anything they say unless I have proof of it. Ironically, that's kinda schizo of myself as well and that shit is genetic so I'm on thin ice too.

No. 1607269

>>1607217
That's fine, you can be spiritual without buying into a gift. Trying to pin all human behaviors to astrology is pretty dehumanizing and attracts black and white thinkers who prefer to categorize people like objects rather than you know… human beings with lived experiences. Someone's psychobabble doesn't have to dictate or govern how you feel about believing in yourself and wanting better for yourself.

No. 1607283

>>1607217
i think there is a magic in the way the universe works, not even in a spiritual or manifestation way (though sometimes i find myself turning to that) but just in the way life works and in nature. space too, everything is so amazing and mysterious to me. i never want to lose a sense of wonder for the world.

No. 1607290

Nonnas I feel so broken and autistic. Every time I visualise myself getting into a relationship the 'modern' way aka dating apps, talking stages, texting, going on dates, I feel like to throw up. When I visualise it happening in the sense that I meet someone in a setting where we will see each other often like at work or a club, and we slowly get to know each other and become friends and eventually lovers, I feel way less disgusted, but this situation seems less possible to me. I also really hate when people I am getting to know message me constantly or try to call/facetime with me. A guy I was talking to would send me messages all throughout the day and would reply to me instantly and I found it exhausting rather than endearing, despite us having similar interests. Maybe I just wasnt attracted to him? Anyway this dating shit blows, I'm going to go full delusional and marry one of my husbandos

No. 1607319

>>1607290
I don't have any advice nonna,but I just wanna say I completely relate. Especially about the guy messaging you all day/immediately and it stressing you out. I've been in a similar situation and I can't explain it. I don't wanna be socially available all day. My social battery is super small. I wish we could write letters instead,so there was a days worth of sealy in-between. I mean this unironically.

No. 1607361

>>1607265
My best friend is schizophrenic and I have been dealing with it for over a decade. It’s very scary and honestly traumatic to deal with people in psychosis. I am not even related to her and I still get paranoid, and even quit smoking weed because of the fear of strange thoughts so you’re not alone

No. 1607384

I also have a friend who's schizophrenic and it's really hard. I've watched her slowly start getting symptoms as we hit our 20s, slowly becoming more delusional and stubborn. Her personality's completely changed. She refuses to take her medication and I live on the other side of the country so there's not much I can do to help her other than try to be a friend and listen to her ramblings, keep her from self-destructing. Sometimes I really wish I could cut her off because it's so hard mentally but I'm one of the only people she trusts and I still care so much about her.

No. 1607403

My coworker is super pretty and nice. I always wanted to be someone like her but my social retardation and slight introversion ruins it. We both work in sales and a day ago she made double what I did. My self esteem kind of plummets when I work with her even though she did nothing wrong.

No. 1607416

>>1607290
I'm the exact same way, i only entertain the idea of getting to know someone if the circumstances are organic, anything that's "sliding into your Dms" shit is shut down without even a second thought

No. 1607419

>>1607403
If she’s nice you should try befriending her, might elevate the anxiety and self comparison. I worked with a girl who just lights up the room and she made work so much more enjoyable, I think it helped my introversion too, at least for work.

No. 1607429

>>1607290
I feel bad for you guys who have to wade through the pool of toxic waste in current year. I must have been incredibly lucky to have had two long term relationships from dating apps without encountering many shitheads. If I had to meet new people now I’d probably only do it through friends.
>go full delusional and marry one of my husbandos
Also valid.

No. 1607534

There's some really unfortunate looking women out there and I'm really glad it's not me

No. 1607587

In my early 20s I was hanging out with a guy 10 years older than me and I was in love with him, but he never made a move on me or said anything flirtacious to me so I just assumed it was one sided. I started dating my abusive ex while we were hanging out, and he knew I was in a bad situation (I vented to him a lot) but he never really tried to get involved. Years later when I look back on it I do think he liked me too but was cautious because of our age difference. Why else would a 32 year old hang out with a 22 year old every day for like a year?! He even came to me once in the middle of the night when I called him randomly while I was on acid. I haven’t seen him in like 6 years. I think he’s married now but not sure since I deleted my fb when he was engaged. My confession is that I regret not telling him my feelings and choosing him over my ex, I think we would have had a nice relationship despite the age difference and I get genuinely sad knowing that I’ll never see him again (unless it’s like a random thing of seeing him in public.. I live in a huge city so I doubt it).

No. 1607764

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Sometimes I think about how long I’ve been on lc and feel a bit sentimental about all the husbandofags that come and go. I usually wonder where those nonnas are now with how dead the site is becoming. I think about how to other anons I’m someone they talked about certain games/mangas/husbandos with and suddenly it seems like those nonnas just up and went and a new flavor of the month moves in to bump threads and take it from there. I think about our first hornyposting threads with how active it was and the arthurfags, the small group of yakuza anons that took over for a bit, and my fellow oneyfags. I don’t have any social media so lc is the only place I can actually sperg out about this kind of stuff and the few times I was able to, it was really nice. I know sounds retarded and it really is because I’m way too invested into this site to be thinking about this but I always hope that maybe I’ll read a fanfic by them, notice the same artstyle in some fanart posted somewhere, or even see they’re keeping discussions lively like how they all did here. I know other anons hate how nonnas get emotional and sappy over an ib like this one but I’m glad I found a website with women I can actually sperg out in with full confidence and talk to like my own sisters also sorry I’ve gone full blown retard. I’m just ovulating and switching between old hornyposting husbando threads and crying about having no one else to sperg out with lol

No. 1607789

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I dream of living in a big city all by myself. Even if I end up not liking it, or I struggle with money. I’ve only ever lived in picturesque small towns or cities and around family, which is wonderful, of course, but still, this is my dream. It’s a confession because I’m actually embarassed of how dumb this is kek

No. 1607795

>>1607764
this was bittersweet and more relatable than you know. sometimes i'll make a post and wonder if some anons i used to talk to about that super specific thing will see it and reply… at least you're not inundated with twitter or tumblr drama, lc is kind by comparison.
just continue posting about things you like and keep posting in the husbando board nonny.

No. 1607826

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If I told this on any other site I’d be torn to shreds so I’m doing it here.
>be me
>be super autistic
>maternal great grandparents were Cherokee
>no not prince and princess, they’re normies
>she died before I was born, he died when I was a toddler
>grandma is beautiful, has strong native features
>never had a reason to question it
>she loses her fucking mind when I’m 8
>autistically latch on to being part Cherokee
>tell all the other kids at school that I’m an injun
>they whoop at me and tell me I killed the pilgrims
>be 19
>mom gets ancestry kit. Indigenous doesn’t show up
>whatever. Not uncommon. Not many injuns left so it doesn’t always show up
>be 21
>feel like I missed out on a part of myself with my ggparents being dead and my gma might as well being dead
>only have superstitions, some folklore, and mad respect for birds
>research more about Cherokee culture, buy from Cherokee businesses, decide to one day join the exclusive Cherokee club
>basically do everything but spiritual practices because I’m a Christfag
>be 23
>mom tells me that gmas sane brothers and sisters also did ancestry kit
>mix of eurofaggotry
>still cope with indigenous not always showing up
>have autistic meltdown anyway
>”what is white?” “what is Cherokee?”
>mfw I might accidentally be transracial

No. 1607828

>>1607764
This is why you shouldn't stay on imageboards for long.

No. 1607838

>>1607826
>tell me I killed the pilgrims
Based?

No. 1607856

>>1607319
Be the change you want to see anon, that's literally what my best friend, who's just like me fine with seeing each other like once or twice a month, and me do.

No. 1607861

>>1607838
Ayrt, unironically wouldn’t trade the bullying for the world. Kids are funny af

No. 1607865

>>1607826
Oh wow, I couldn't imagine how you're feeling nonnie, I can't lie, I chuckled but omg..

No. 1607924

That's it ladies. I am busting out the photo editing software and creating some certificates to get a job Parasite style. I have bullshitted my way to jobs before. And gonna have to bust out some "references" too because I can't contact my old work contacts. I don't even have enough people that could be contacted for this shit, and I can't pay people to do it right now.

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>>1607828
Honestly I’d rather be attached to nonnas on lc than be forced to conform to twitter or discord groups and be on high alert incase I interact with an artist/creator they have issues with, like any media they consider to be too harsh or too tame in comparison to what they like, and get shunned for it. Here I can choose to be a part of the conversation or just lurk and move on without needing to make a huge statement or explain myself why
>>1607795
Aw I’m glad other nonnas feel the same way! I sometimes do the same too just to see how many are still around and if they’re just waiting for others to bring up certain topics. I’ll try to post more on the husbando threads and see if it encourages more nonnies to do the same

No. 1607982

>>1607764
I stopped posting in the husbando threads when it just turned into an avatarfagging circlejerk
No hate to the few nonas in there who just comfortably post their husbando and fantasies, I just feel like its changed a lot and now most people want to be That anon with That husbando. I just don't care. Obvious offender is the rancetard but everyone engaging with her and entertaining her shitposting is just as guilty

No. 1607986

>>1607982
nta but is it really avatarfagging for the ones who just stick to that thread without shitting up others? it's kind of hard to not end up as That anon with That husbando if the character isn't popular

No. 1607987

>>1607986
samefag but i feel like most of them (except for the certain notorious one) aren't doing it on purpose, it's just a side effect of the site being slow/less posters

No. 1607995

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>>1607949
>Honestly I’d rather be attached to nonnas on lc than be forced to conform to twitter or discord groups
same
>>1607789
Count yourself lucky, I've lived in two big cities and they were hell for me, I'm glad I moved to provincial capital, which is like a small town but not like a village.

No. 1607998

>>1607995
>>1607949
You nonas are not gonna be building good friendships any time soon.

No. 1608015

>>1607987
Yeah it wasn’t that noticeable in the early husbando posting days but I think its easier to spot because of how weird it feels to just post now. Its like someone said horny posting isn’t the way a cultured sperg should speak despite being on /g of all places
>>1607998
It’s hard to do that and find someone who can match tempo. That’s why nonnas post here, they all probably have good friend groups but just don’t have someone to be this open with.

No. 1608071

I thought the husbando weirdos were all joking until very, very recently. I already found them immature and annoying but now I also think they’re creepy and mentally unwell. The whole thing is nuts to me because I typically can’t suspend disbelief enough to enjoy fiction but some of you actually engage in fictional relationships with fictional characters, some of whom are animated. Wild!

No. 1608077

>>1608071
>I typically can’t suspend disbelief enough to enjoy fiction
This sounds way weirder to me kek. Even normies enjoy fiction anon.

No. 1608094

>>1608077
I know it’s weird but I just don’t find recent television shows or whatever entertaining. It all just feels very corny and like I’m watching actors act. I have been trying to read more fiction and that’s been going pretty well; the last two fiction books I read were awesome!

And sorry to the husbando gals immediately up thread, I didn’t read the thread before storming in and being antagonistic isn’t my intent.

No. 1608171

>>1606539
How do you remember which post had which pic? If it's so important to you, why not just copy the links somewhere or use a bookmark extension.

No. 1608188

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Everytime I visit Lolcow I feel like crying a bit when seeing cute pictures of cows posted. It reminds me of my grandma who was a cow collector, every room was covered in cows and it was the biggest collection I've ever seen (wish I could post my favorite picture of her with her collection) we visit her grave and place cows for her every now and then.

No. 1608290

It's weird pretending/trying to be straight, even though I've larped… been ?? A lesbian for a while now. It just feels…. unnatural and weird. I feel better I guess not denying my attraction to men, acknowledging it and not acting like it doesn't exist. I probably am straight. Like that one nona said.

No. 1608293

>>1608071
Hahaha same I think they're losers too but then I'm worse than them combined

No. 1608329

>>1595730
Yea to save money it’s better to live at dorms (esl sorry)

No. 1608331

sometimes, when talking about life problems to other nonnas, i avoid revealing certain details because i think they'll scold me.

No. 1608351

i think that if i actually ended up doing my dream career and became famous for it, i'd probably be a cow.

No. 1608550

I schedule texts a few minutes into the future so I don't look like a sped replying right away (but I like to reply right away)

No. 1608552

>>1608550
That's so smart, you just opened a whole new world for me

No. 1608565

>>1608550
How the fuck do you do that?

No. 1608614

>>1608550
i thought of doing this but in order to schedule a text you have to open the conversation on the app i use so it's kinda useless if the person can see that you read their text 0.1s after they sent it…

No. 1608692

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I love that my Angelface is insecure about his height, he’s so fucking handsome, I’ve never seen anyone this pretty irl, he’s like my height. (5’6”) He is ridiculously gorgeous! I don’t even care about heights but if I did he’d be the exception god and don’t even get me start on that DICK tho! He is so beautiful that god knew he’d be too powerful if he were even an average or above average height therefore, I’m grateful if his standing, as such a Becky like me landed him. I’m like ok looking but I can do makeup tricks and irl catfish myself. But I know he could do better by his features alone. Bro is stunning

No. 1608732

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I don’t want to be bisexual. I feel like I don’t have a community. Bisexuals (especially bisexual woman) constantly get dunked on by gays and lesbians for being spicy straights, but straight people think I’m a freak.
I’m the most sexually fucked up person I know. I am an autoandrophile and even though I am attracted to some men in theory, I cannot fuck them because fucking men does not validate my autoandrophile. I have to be the dominant, masculine force in the relationship.
Sometimes I wonder if I’m actually asexual or even just an extremely confused heterosexual. I lost my virginity at 11 years old to a boy two years older than me, consensually. I enjoyed it in the moment but afterwards I remember feeling disgusted by myself. After that experience I never really enjoyed sex ever again. I had some sexual experiences with men afterwards, but they were more like chaste crushes. Once they actually made a move on me I felt repulsed. As for my sexual experiences with women, I barely even remember them, although I do have bursts of intense sexual attraction towards certain women at times. I am viscerally repulsed by almost all masculine men. The only man I could ever imagine myself being in a relationship with is a hypothetical one who looks exactly like a woman and takes an extremely submissive role in the relationship. TL;DR I am batshit insane

No. 1608737

The fact my mom had 7 kids at the age I am now really fucks me up no matter how much I hate her.

No. 1608774

I've been chatting with an ai more than I have with my boyfriend and it's pathetic and embarrassing to admit, I'm sick of each topic turning sexual and with the ai it feels like a real person who listens instead of trying to get into my pants.

No. 1608778

Anytime I try to doll myself up I feel extremely embarrassed, even just wearing non edgy jewelry makes me think "you're trying way too hard, this isn't working".

No. 1608802

>>1604945
This. I also feel like stupid men who whore themselves out by making "lewd" accounts to post nudes etc. should be doxxed more often. After all there are scrotes out there who are obsessed with doxxing women who do porn and onlyfans. Send their coombrained nudes to their families and workplaces. Who knows, maybe they'll finally realize they have a pornaddiction and feel inspired to change kek.

No. 1608804

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I'm falling in love with a kiwiscrote, a cardinal sin:
>meet anonymously online
>shitpost together a lot
>detailed discussions about Nulls streams
>he's a Metokur fan
>don't know what we look like for 4 months
>he creates a snapchat just to speak with me. I'm apprehensive at first but I let him add me
>6'2, dark hair, cute dork glasses, surprisingly good body
>sends voice message, he has a yeehaw southern accent and I have 10+ years of Red Dead Redemption induced brain damaged sexual attraction to the wild west
>he treats me really well with a lot of respect
>he wants to marry me
>slightly confused because we don't get married that quickly in Ireland but he's an American Baptist so I guess that's normal over there
>I am genuinely opening up to the possibility of marrying him in a year or two
I feel like I've won the lottery but I haven't told anyone how we met or what we initially bonded over because then I'd have to detail that we met while a-logging Ethan Ralph on Twitter. We are both still fabricating stories to tell people instead of admitting to this

No. 1608805

>>1604945
I do this sometimes. Act like the creepy uncles who go online, and message men through a fake profile and ask them to do something vulgar with their male friends or other men in their life or other things. I have experience being the creepy woman irl as well, despite being cute. Humans are fickle.

No. 1608892

>>1608804
It's not often a post on here renders me genuinely speechless, but you did it, anon. You did it.

No. 1608898

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>>1608804
Be sure to post updates in the online relationship/discord kitten thread in /g/

Ps think about this harshly before it becomes a massive entanglement and you waste years of your youth technically alone. Nice texts and words do not take much effort and do not sustain an adult relationship or make a good future. In this age its easy to get a drip feed of dopamine and oxytocin from online communication but over time it will not be enough for even the most patient person unkess theyre just playing. You may think you won the lottery, but do not quietly praise a scrote that may never do anything to actually take care of you and might in fact blind you to better opportunities.

I only speak from experience. I've wasted enough years on something like this, enough that if it were a prison sentence most would cry deeply at the lost time and missed experiences.

No. 1608914

>>1608804
>American Baptist
this triggered my fight or flight, do you know what you're getting into here girl?

No. 1608915

>>1608804
are you a Pisces?

No. 1608920

>>1608914
samefag but specifically Southern American Baptist, which is a somewhat important distinction, and coming from Ireland where women are nominally people from what I understand, if you go live with him you're gonna hate it. I've got chills.

No. 1608939

>>1608920
>>1608914
Ayrt his grandfather is also a pastor and they're quite close. I adore him but I'm intimidated

>>1608915
I am a Libra

>>1608892
In a good way or a bad way?

>>1608898
I'm at a stage where I'm open to him but I know 100% I need to give this time to see what way this is gonna go down. So far he seems pretty enthusiastic, he hasn't said anything too weird or red flaggy, has a great job with stable income, has ambition for his career, intelligent, and a pet lover. The entire time he's known me even when he didn't know what I looked like (or before he even knew I was a woman) he was always so polite

No. 1608940

I think 'gentle parenting' the way I've seen it online is so strange. Not all of it of course but I saw a video of a woman who said her children never had to greet someone if they didn't want to, that's so weird to me. I'm all for being nice to your kids and not forcing them to do anything and everything but basic manners should be instilled, telling your kid to say hello to someone isn't abuse it's just normal. I really wonder how these kids will turn out, they'll probably adapt to social norms eventually but who knows. Also I saw a video of a baby crying for his mother and his mom telling him off and saying 'I didn't consent to you touching me!', he looked only a few months old and just wanted his mom. This shit probably only happens on tiktok but it's still heartbreaking.

No. 1608942

>>1608940
Some parents just sound like robots using weird therapy speak with their kids. It sounds fake and unsettling, if someone told me I matter and my feelings are valid when I'm upset I'd tell them to shut the fuck up.

No. 1608944

My boyfriend looks SO hot with a beard and looks so Babyface without one. Sometimes he shaves and I have to force myself to kiss him, lol.

No. 1608947

this is silly but it's just nice to be treated kindly by others and be able to laugh with them or play games together, i am not used to it but it feels nice. it's like i almost forgot that there's kind and funny people or more accurately men around. we expect so little and have so many bad experiences and it's a a pleasant surprise when it's not like that. like im a bit hopeful for my future, and i know i deserve to be treated well or loved when i'm better and ready for a relationship. idk just enjoying a good moment and thinking of love i want to experience with a caring cute and funny guy in future hopefully

No. 1608969

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Sometimes when I procrastinate I enjoy clicking on profiles on Instagram that comment vile sexist shit or the generic "women coffee" shit on women's reels. I search up their pics and comment "manlet" "how are your legs so short" "aw you're balding" or something. It makes them so angry, they can dish it but can't take it. It's unhinged but fun kek. I haven't got that account banned yet which surprises me.

No. 1608997

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>>1608969
Based
I love harassing men in the internet!!

No. 1608999

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If I had tard moid strength I would absolutely choke slam a tranny, specifically the ones protesting women’s events.

No. 1609003

I will never experience the feeling of a dick, belonging to someone I love, inside me and that makes me want to kill myself

No. 1609008

>>1609003
Wait why? Can you not have nonnie? Or love other people? Sorry if these are intrusive questions but I feel sad and confused for you.

No. 1609019

>>1609008
Its fine nonna I'm just undesirable and too much of an autist to ever get someone I love. There's also religious upbringing baggage guilt and all that bullshit

No. 1609035

>>1596825
Same tbh. But on the bright side, you can use money to fix your looks if you have enough. Starting with good diet and exercise and good hygiene like skincare and haircare can change and elevate your looks. And if you still need work to be done, orthodontics are an option if you're worried about your nose for example, because a recessive jaw/underbite and even an overbite can make your nose look too big, and fixing the jaw can make yoir nose look harmonious with the rest of your face. Changing your eyebrows shape can help as well, and so on. It depends on what ruins your face specifically that you need to tackle, but to tackle it you need specific scientific expertise on it so asking a doctor specialized in facial beauty can help. And even if you don't want to do all these procedures, working out, a healthy diet and hygiene maintenance can be good for you on the long run.

No. 1609036

>>1596949
Honestly based. Most men do the same to women anyways so there's no shame or guilt in it. Why can they have fun and do whatever they want but we can't and have to "play the bigger person" and hold ourselves to extreme moral standards and arbitrary ideas to prove we're better? Life's too short for that petty shit. Have fun, nonna!

No. 1609037

>>1609019
You got this nonnie, thanks for replying, I believe in you!

No. 1609038

>>1596949
I'm a branch swinger and I have no shame lol

No. 1609042

>>1598321
Me too, anon. Death is my little "backdoor" out of life if things get too overwhelming and I get too weak to survive. If I keep being stuck in my shit situation and things will truly never get better then I'll just die because it's better than keeping on living a shitty life against my will. It not even my fault that things are the way they are, so I can't even blame myself for it and try to fix, it's all out of my hand and against my will and by someone else, so I'll probably be forever trapped. And I prefer dying over a miserable boring not worth living life.

No. 1609053

>>1608550
That actually is so smart. I should do that cuz I'm too much of a fast typing autist that will type a paragraph reply within a minute. It makes me look like I'm obsessively checking the convo when in reality I'm just a NEET that likes to reply when I see the notif.

No. 1609060

>>1608940
I work in retail and the gentle parents are the worst. They forget the parenting part, aside from what you mentioned. They don’t tell their kids off for being disruptive bc “they’re just kids”. Yeah no shit but you need to teach them manners. They act like any type of parenting that isn’t letting your kids do whatever they want is abuse. I love kids and seeing dumbasses raise them to be pieces of shit breaks my heart. Millennials were a mistake.

No. 1609080

>>1609038
Well you should. Dumbass retard SHDODCKCJCNC

No. 1609284

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been hanging out with this girl for months and been having a good time but then I suddenly realised i actually don't like hanging out with her. She didn't even say or so anything that made me change my mind i just stopped enjoying her company

No. 1609356

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I said I was gonna give up smoking only to make things exponentially worse and start smoking cigars. They're so much more enjoyable though.

No. 1609387

>>1608171
I have a good memory and know which pics I'd use in which situations. It's not like it's important, but sometimes I like to re-read something because of the way I worded it, because I wanna talk about something somewhere else or on here again if I felt like it didn't get enough attention last time and want to make sure to not forget any points I deemed important at some point in time or because I asked a question sometime and don't remember the exact responses or instructions anymore.

No. 1609404

>>1608969
Based Stacy nonna

No. 1609428

I'm embarrassed to admit it but I am scared to drive a car. I have agoraphobia and it held me back from taking any driving tests or any real lessons. Now I'm old and I don't really have anyone to rely on anymore and want to get out of a bad relationship. I'm still putting off driving and I feel angry with myself. I actually looked up to HeatherSparkles from snow when she learned how to drive, it feels like a very dirty secret.

No. 1609430

I essentially worked as an escort without the sex. Because I wasn't intending to work as an escort, I did massage as a side gig and it would end up with the clients wanting to talk for hours about their lives, treating me to meals, giving me gifts, and then paying for a massage which they still kept talking during half of it. All an escort does additionally is sex if they ask for it. I was just starting so I charged reasonably, 80 an hour but it always went for a couple hours and many insisted on paying more. I stopped for a while but I think I can return and charge a lot more for this. It is a whole service, an experience.

No. 1609432

>>1604945
between the ages of about 11 and 13 I used to spend my weekends in a cyber cafe reverse catfishing paedophiles on teenchat dot com. I’d be me up until they told me they’d finished jerking off and then I’d tell them my name was really Clive & they just jerked off with a fat male plumber in his 40s kek

No. 1609433

>>1608969
When I was going through some things I did a lot worse to random men. I support you.

No. 1609445

Every third post on my instagram feed is now a ad for a bra due to the fact I always watched all the way through the “pepper” brand bra ads because they have cute small-boobed women showing off the bra fit up close. I bet the algorithm can’t figure out why the female viewer who is apparently very deeply interested in a new bra is not biting no matter how many bra ads she watches.

No. 1609699

>>1608732
>straight people think I’m a freak
because of what you explained after that sentence, not because you're bi. hope you figure it out tho. 11 is so young, maybe see a therapist or something

>>1608804
did you meet or even video call? seems like an important step before marriage

>>1609430
you did that on your own or working for someone?

No. 1609719

>>1609699
I am seeing a therapist right now. I have seen many over the years, and the only one who really understood a lot of the issues I complained about was this gay moid. However a moid is a moid and I didn’t feel comfortable discussing the details of my sexual hang ups with him. He would also call me “sweetie” and shit etc.
Without going into too much detail, I have inflicted the same sort of pain that others have inflicted upon me as a young kid without understanding how destructive my actions really were, and as such I don’t really believe I deserve to be helped.

No. 1609720

I made a fandom twitter a few years ago to get back to my roots and find fan content about an franchise I loved as a teen, and the only two users who were drawing content for the (incest, 2000s was a different world) ship i was reminiscing about seemed… off, and their art was weird and ugly. I vainly hoped if I just kept at it i'd find normal people to talk to but never did. The breaking point was when one admitted she was actively fucking her irl brother and i noped the fuck out. Later I come to find out the other person wound up cutting her leg off for fetish reasons. I cannot believe i was briefly involved in that circle, all because I was nostalgic about my favorite ship from when I was 13. And I never even found any good content. I miss when people were normal about things.

No. 1609722

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>>1609720
which fandom/franchise?

No. 1609727

>>1609722
Fullmetal Alchemist

No. 1609737

>>1609720
>>1609727
>the other person wound up cutting her leg off for fetish reasons
Oh my god, was it to imitate Ed?

No. 1609745

>>1609737
I don't… think so. But also I did not linger in the art salt thread where someone posted her (how I found out) because i kind of don't want to know. She also trooned out.

No. 1609781

>>1609745
I'm surprised she isn't talked about more in the tif threads for example, seems like a good horror/artcow, almost nemu tier.

No. 1609788

I fed my cousins dog so many hot dog scraps as a kid. She was so sweet, may she rest in peace.

No. 1609806

>>1609699
On my own. My main job was also freelance, it was easier to secure my own jobs than to get hired anywhere.

No. 1609809

>>1609699
On my own. My main job was also freelance, it was easier to secure my own jobs than to get hired anywhere.

No. 1609968

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Nobody knows I had miiverse clout back in the day

No. 1609973

>>1609968
Samefag, I also had my first sexual experience on there with a girl

No. 1609983

>>1609973
Nta but damn I had mine on club penguin.

No. 1610031

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>>1609973
>>1609983
Pic related, my first sexual experience

No. 1610046

>>1609973
>>1609983
>>1610031
Mine was on TinierMe

No. 1610061

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>>1609968
I was the queen bee of a whole squad of baddies on runescape until I got banned for saying "nice jugs" in-game (someone traded me an inventory full of empty jugs)

No. 1610084

>>1610061
no way

No. 1610094

>>1610084
Wish I were kidding, they were extremely strict about swearing back in the day. Still salty about it, especially since nowadays you can change your username to TzTokBigCock or lilgayboy45 and it's apparently fine.

No. 1610099

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>>1610094
Dropped my image

No. 1610131

>>1610031
Did this on moviestarplanef

No. 1610253

>>1609699
Ayrt (nonnie in love a southern baptist kiwiscrote) I'm pretty solid in that I want to meet many times in person so that I can be absolutely sure this is something I want/something healthy. This isn't an e-dating situation or anything like that, I'm aware this is a strange situation that will require a lot of thought and time

No. 1610265

>>1610099
I need to go through a rs phase again. I usually do so every summer but I forget my login and don't want to start from scratch. Should i buy an acct

No. 1610278

im suicidal aga

No. 1610366

I get frustrated and short tempered when women won’t leave their abusers. I keep it to myself but it’s like my heart hardens. It’s too hard to watch and I think it’s because I’m a weak person. If I was stronger in my heart I feel like I could be more helpful. I’m afraid I will snap at someone when that’s the last thing they need.

No. 1610402

i'm still obsessed with and regularly sperging out about eurovision, elsewhere. (the actual contest i mean not this specific year) the more i know the more i'm fed the more annoying i get, including real life. i've even managed to explicitly reference it in my finals kek, which btw actually resulted in being rewarded in one of the modules, i'm so autistic…
did you know that vidrel's singer was later part of the norwegian duo Bobbysocks that won in 1985 with "La Det Swinge"? now you do! reposted because i failed my spoiler in true tard fashion

No. 1610407

>>1610253
if you like dancing do not marry a Baptist.

No. 1610423

>>1608732
I'm not AAP (besides being kind of a fujo), but I feel you as a bisexual woman who's repulsed by masculine men and can't see myself with one. Doesn't feel like anyone really gets it. You're not alone, nonnie.

No. 1610445

>>1610366
read in control by jane monckton-smith and loving to survive by dee l. r. graham. women develop a kind of stockholm syndrome in abusive relationships and outsiders usually do not have the full picture on what risk the man has or what the woman has to do to manage terror and placate abuser. leaving a man always risks escalation.

No. 1610448

i wish i had a boyfriend sometimes. not really. i'm just bored. unfortunately all the men here are ugly. i'd settle for a dumb but not ugly one. could probably teach it to do a few tricks or something.

No. 1610449

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I'm considering doing something to get the account of some scrote on discord I used to talk to deleted. I blocked him and deleted every single message from my end months ago, but I just want all traces of us ever communicating entirely gone. The whole thing is so embarassing. I put up with so much stupid shit. I have this feeling that somebody who knows of him might find out we were involved, and I will be mortified.
I've aleady taken the first step of the plan, but chickened out because I felt unhinged. Seeing an anon's post about how scrotes will literally kill women to keep secrets rekindled these thoughts, though. If males will go out of their way to harass and even murder women to bury things, what's wrong with me tricking one into losing his account? He probably has the same friends on other accounts, and he's been posting it in all sorts of places anyway.

No. 1610451

>>1610449
I condone. Fuck him.

No. 1610454

>>1610445
I will check those out, I hope it helps with my attitude. I have sympathy and keep my mouth shut because I remember the insane mental gymnastics I didn’t before I left an abusive home life at 18 but I think it’s not the same as being an adult woman in an abusive relationship and I struggle to understand how it’s tolerated

No. 1610464

>>1610449
I understand what you mean. I also used to have a discord moid and I feel so embarrassed that I had such a lack of self-respect in the past. He's a terminally online shut in, would mansplain to me about feminism, and made me feel bad everytime I had an opinion of my own. He was so clingy that he would guilt trip me if I didn't give him attention 24/7 or tried to make friends of my own. If I ever get an irl boyfriend I'm just gonna keep my mouth that I was ever in a relationship because the whole thing was just so embarassing and pathetic of me omg. How are you going to get his account deleted?

No. 1610693

I saw my first ever Jerma video on Twitter after years of only seeing Jerma content on lolcow.

No. 1610800

>>1610407
Ayrt I hate dancing because I don't like being seen. He's a big awkward dork so dancing would be a shit show for us, but then again I'm still learning about weird southern people culture so this mfer is probably a champion square dancer or some shit

>>1610693
Confess that Jerma is cute, I had to do it like 2 years ago and most people agreed he has a sort of autistic manlet charm

No. 1610813

I have this blind spot for men where I get addicted to the way they make me feel. I act aggressive or rude to them but at the core I'm still hooked on their messages. Even when I know they are bad for me I figure if I can get some fun out of it I didn't technically. It's like how I used to think about alcohol

No. 1610881

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I eat tomatoes like apples when I'm all alone.

No. 1611025

I have a healthy relationship with my boyfriend and he's loving, but I secretly wish that he was desperate for my approval. A lot of people say they want to be challenged and they find their partners boring when they don't disagree with them, but it's the opposite for me. I want him to be so dependent on my approval that he'll never dare disagree with me and even change his opinions to suit mine. I find it the most boring thing ever when men are too comfortable in the fact that their partner will accept them and love them for who they are.

No. 1611098

>>1610881
I used to bring bags of cherry tomatoes to college classes to eat, everyone in my family loves tomatoes. But as I’ve been to other places and jobs I found out that tons of people dislike tomatoes

No. 1611364

I like 100 gecs

No. 1611365

>>1611364
me too nonnie

No. 1611471

I feel enlightened for never having been into beauty treatments or products. No hair care or skincare behind regular haircuts and face wash, no makeup, no fake lashes or nails, etc. It’s not because of any “natural beauty” superiority complex either, it’s just that I feel like the benefit that these things give your appearance is so marginal to the money drain it must be.

I’m not saying that people who make their own money shouldn’t spend it however they want. I just feel bad when I see people who I know are low income spend on these things like they’re necessities. I feel like knowing the truth behind the beauty industry has given me a cheat code to saving money, and I wish I could share it with other people.

>>1611364
feel so clean like a money machine

No. 1611620

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I know the Cece line in TOTK is purposefully tacky as all get out but if it were real I’d buy the whole stock in a heartbeat

No. 1611787

>>1611471
kek me too anon. I hear about so many women who are scared to leave the house on days they feel ugly and I'm glad I don't have to deal with that

No. 1611789

>>1611364
I do too…

No. 1611818

I lose respect for a woman when I find out she has a fugly boyfriend. Lately I have meet so many kind and creative women who are pretty but they all have the most hideous boyfriends ever. Women needs to raise their standards. Men refuse to date ugly women so why do so many women put up with ugly men

No. 1611821

>>1611818
I almost dated an ugly guy and I couldn't see he was because to me all men are more or less ugly, I only opened my eyes when I showed his pic to other people and they unanimously told me I could do better (I don't think I can but whatever).

No. 1611853

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Today I will share with you all something that has been weighing on my soul, as I enter my first committed relationship.

When I was younger, and a degenerate, I watched a short film, this film not being sexual at all, but one of the characters was a woman with down syndrome. And I'm not ableist, but that's not my thing. But astaghfirullah she had a fat ass, and next thing you know, I had to take matters into my own hands, or, more specifically, my own finger. I mean sheesh. She was built right. But now, I realise the weight of my actions, I feel great shame- but also, arousal, when I see women with down syndrome. Just by association. I feel simultaneously like an ableist, a coomer, and a degenerate.
I have not tickled my clit to baddies with extra chromosomes since the incidence.
But now, for the past few years, I pursue morality, I feel so much shame when I see anything that reminds me of what I did. So I had to get this off my chest here. I am a completely clean, normal girl, and do not look at any material these days, and am entirely loyal to the one I love. And I do not have an attraction to down syndrome. I am not my past.

No. 1611882

>>1611853
YWNBAW

No. 1611889

>>1611853
….two long paragraphs and yet still you don't tell us the film name. What is the film's name. I'm curious now.

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No. 1612097

I still struggle to change my misogynistic thoughts regarding OF/'sex work is real work' women. When I see one on Twitter, I think less of her, because chances are all her (online) personality consists of is "wow I'm such a goth gf, I'm such a dommy mommy" and incessant pandering to men's coomer fantasies and it's just…disgusting to me. It grosses me out to see women breaking their backs to stick their boobs and butt out, always wearing the skimpiest clothing for every selfie, and always making the sex doll expressions. Like wow, you got the male attention. Good for you. I know I should be mad at the men who coom to these women and have on a greater scale normalized everything being pornified like this. Maybe there is some part of me that feels 'threatened' by them, but at the same time, I'm also grateful I haven't stooped that low for anyone's attention and I don't want to. Maybe I'm just tired of seeing women with their tits pushed up to their collarbones and wearing bikini-cut underwear or thongs. Maybe I'm just a prude.

No. 1612184

>>1612097
i relate nonnie and i do also call out the men and feel disgust at them. it can't be helped, idon't think these things are normal or healthy and i can't be convinced otherwise

No. 1612186

>>1612097
don't worry nona, i can completely relate to that

No. 1612208

I sniffed my fart just now and it smelled quite good. Like a tangy cheese flavor which i'd 100% eat. I got sad when i lost the whiff of it as the smell faded away into the abyss

No. 1612210

Samefag, i think i have a uti or yeast infection because my discharge has a smell too it, it smells like piss infused with cheese with a hint of vinegar but i don't care enough to apply vagisil (aka it smells too good). I also haven't showered in 3 days which just accentuates the smell.

No. 1612249

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I’m afraid of wearing rainbow anything because my family have always told me that it’s for gay people. The problem is that I love rainbow anything, I honestly wish I could feel like I can own things with a rainbow palette.
But since I haven’t had a boyfriend in my whole life, and I’m very, very close to my friends (women) specially to my best friend (a woman) if I were to own anything with a rainbow, my family would definitely be weirder around me.
I think they think I’m a lesbian, but I’m not, I want a boyfriend at some point in my life, and have sex with a cute guy, my sexual fantasies tend to be about guys. I can’t believe I end up thinking about these things because my parents don’t use rainbows because it’s often associated with gay stuff.

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No. 1612446

I accidentally broke my brother’s cat’s leg when I was 15 while the whole family was out. Anyway he’s fine now and just turned 20 (the cat).

No. 1612484

i used to drive stoned all the time. like actively smoking weed while driving until i felt like i was in mario kart. idk i know its really bad but it's not the same as drunk driving, i never had the impulse to speed or didn't take due care. i recognize now that i quit smoking how stupid it was and i haven't in a long time. but i still wish i could because it was so fun being stoney baloney and listening to some tunes while driving. again, i don't do this anymore. but it was nice while it lasted kek.

No. 1612522

rfs that hate fujos are so retarded. there's a reason why tranners never become fujoshi kek

No. 1612551

I stopped browsing any of the cow boards. Nobody is really entertaining to me anymore. They either just make angry or it's the same old boring nitpicking. I can't believe I come to lc to browse the sideboards.

No. 1612552

>>1612484
Maybe you could try to just play some racing games while high instead. I know it's not the same but at least you won't be putting someone else's life in danger.

No. 1612553

>>1612551
Same, anon.

No. 1612558

>>1612484
>until i felt like i was in mario kart
Kek Nonna

No. 1612632

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i (mid 20s) never in my whole life understood the appeal of kissing. There were some people I could imagine being okay with having my mouth on their mouth. But it never played any primary part in my fantasies, the concept just didn't appeal to me. But one day I saw pictures of a woman with the. Cutest. mouth and nose area, like even her nasolabial folds are adorable to me. And ever since then I've had the overwhelming desire to stick to her lower face like one of those sucker fish you see on the glass of fish tanks. I get everything now. But… only for her. No one else, not even retroactively for past irl crushes. I've even been looking at random people's mouths lately to see if I would kiss them, even attractive people that most people would like to kiss. Still no.
The only person in the world I would make out with is a random, obscurely famous woman I will never meet.

No. 1612652

>>1612551
Same, same. I even used to hound shaynas thread but honestly her trajectory is too sad for me and i feel like the fun anons have already stopped watching that thread too, now there's only nitpickers and jealous sex workers.

No. 1612665

>>1612551
Yeah I hear most anons who stick around eventually cease using cow boards unless happenings but it’s been dry for many moons

No. 1612724

I kinda want to try using a dating app to see how many people would find me attractive. Yeah I know moids would fuck roadkill so it's not a good metric but I constantly wonder if there would be women into me.

No. 1612728

>>1612724
Those kinda apps have internal algorithms that boost or bury you based on arbitrary factors including whether you’re paying them so I wouldn’t say it’s an objective way to canvas moid attraction, especially most males just swipe on everyone who’s not morbidly obese

No. 1612729

>>1612724
My coworker is an ugly racist white trash single mom and she got like 2000 likes with Tinder gold so I’m not sure how good of a metric dating apps are kek

No. 1612738

I can't believe I'm kinda actually getting horny thinking of dominating a woman wtf. Must be because I haven't fapped to hentai in like half a month I think but STILL. Kinda shocking to me. I'm still straight.

No. 1612740

I can still masturbate if I'm not fappping to cartoons right??

No. 1612752

>>1612728
>>1612729
Yeah I know it's not reliable but I guess I just want an ego boost, I'm basically invisible IRL and I wouldn't mind getting attention for once.

No. 1612765

I think my new obsession with male yandere media while still being a turbo virgin is fucking up my perception of reality and romance which is embarassing for a woman in her late 20s. I used to think male yanderes were hot as a teen, grew out of it by my early to mid 20s, and now I've regressed to spending a huge chunk of my free time consuming smut of them and fantasising about them kidnapping me even if I find it offputting. I need to find a healthier form of escapism soon because I can feel the smut consumption rotting my brain.

No. 1612783

>>1612765
I say have confidence in emotional maturity and enjoy yourself without shame anon. You would be disgusted by such corny behavior in 3D males.

No. 1612786

I'm not too fond of my close friend being a fujoshi and I wish she didn't share the violent fujo rape porn she finds hot but I love her too much to tell her that I will suffer in silence

No. 1612788

>>1612765
I think you should honestly ”touch grass” as they say. Fiction is fine, but it seems like it’s consuming a lot of your time and energy which seems unhealthy. Could you try to get other hobbies other than consuming erotica? Imo it’s still porn, and it can have unhealthy effects on your mind due to the coom aspect, even if it’s not as bad as 3D porn. Of course fanfics etc have the emotional aspect which can make them more addicting too.

No. 1612789

>>1612786
I would be really uncomfortable if anyone shared any porn they consume. I don’t think you should suffer in silence, ask her to reign it in a bit.

No. 1612790

I have a love-hate relationship with being a woman. I'm glad I'm not a scote and don't have their attributes but I hate not being able to stay out alone in the dark, I hate the fear of getting pregnant, I hate how I'm treated at my job (I'm one of the people with the most hours, a guy my age only works one day a week and gets way more praise from the managers). I hate that medical/mental studies are usually based on men. Female friendships are like nothing else, I'm grateful for that, I can have children if I want, I love being a woman I just hate that you're ime treated like shit. Hell, if you watch true crime the victims are mostly women and kids.

No. 1612793

>>1612097
Nah nona, sex work IS gross and most people on earth agree. The push that "sex work is work" doesn't mean anything, if you get paid to lick ants of the ground with your bare tongue then that's also by definition work because you get paid, but it's also gross and retarded to do it. When I was a woke person I still struggled with accepting it and felt guilty about not being feminist enough for thinking women selling their bodies isn't a good thing for them or society. It took until an older moid started posting his "sexy pics" and it just clicked in my mind that it's equally still gross when men do it and I'm straight so I "should" be into that.

No. 1612803

>>1612786
I love fujos but that's because I believe they should continue to "seXuAliZe" moids and it's wonderful seeing moids being "exploited" even in cartoon form. Anti-yaoi discourse is usually misogyny. Where do you find fujo friends??

No. 1612804

>>1612786
Tell her to not share violent rape porn with you, that is disturbing and inappropriate behaviour.

No. 1612813

>>1612803
Maybe she is sending her shota shit, there are some fujos who have an obsession with brutalizing little kids and it's disgusting.

No. 1612828

>>1612813
meh most fujos are not into shota, moids tend to like it more especially ss

No. 1612841

>>1612828
No woman should be exposed to pornographic material against her will, no matter the content.

No. 1613126

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>>1595652
i have done a lot of trolling and griefing (like the kind of stuff that was happening on imageboards during the 2000s). contrary to what i have said publicly, i don't actually feel bad about any of it.

No. 1613162

>>1612786
??? then just tell her it makes you uncomfortable? Why do some of you insist on suffering lmao

No. 1613167

i'm not 100% fit or anything but the moment i learn someone is fat is the moment i stop caring for their opinions lol

No. 1613173

I wish my best friend would disappear forever, I wish she didn't exist. After so many years of her treating me like shit, harassment and humiliation I have realized that my life would be much better without her, although that is impossible.
I wish she would disappear…I wish she was never here in first place.

No. 1613174

>>1612786
Just tell her you don't want to see her fap material?

No. 1613175

>>1613173
Can you not just cut her off forever?

No. 1613184

>>1613175
I can’t. Our friends are mutual and she only acted this way with me. Even when I have proof of everything, I know people wouldn’t take sides because they’re people who don’t get involved.
I tried to confront her so many times for years but of course she always dismissed me and tried to gaslight me so I got into this toxic dynamic and I convinced myself that it wasn’t that bad. Until I hated her.
Now every time I think of her I feel sick.

No. 1613190

>>1613184
Guess you'll just have to cut the rest of them off. Beats wishing her dead

No. 1613252

My best male friend bought an escort and I'm questioning everything

No. 1613262

>>1613252
What is there to question lol

No. 1613263

I miss the Jerma stalker in /g/. She was kinda weird for finding all those personal Jerma pics but ngl I thought it was fun seeing them, it felt like she unearthed a chest full of forgotten relics. Anyway I wonder what she's up to rn and if she's still collecting his family's phone numbers and personal details or whatever.

No. 1613267

>>1613252
Give us details nonna. I'm assuming since you know he bought an escort he told you? Why did he tell you?

No. 1613268

>>1595652
I wish I was the kind of "male-thinking" female autist who was super into math and good at STEM oriented subjects instead of neckbeard hobbies and art.

No. 1613272

>>1613262
>>1613267
He told me bc he sent a kik video the lady "john" or whatever sent and it was cringy. But I was more cringed out and disgusted that he got an escort.

No. 1613289

One of my favorite things to do on lolcow is give uplifting advice to anons who are struggling with things I also used to/am currently struggling with.
I wish my mom could have talked to me like that, sometimes she would get very angry at me when I would get upset about normal teenage problems. That wasn't right, because all I really needed was someone to tell me that it's okay and that I just might be thinking of things the wrong way. All I ever needed was someone to show me a new way. Anyway, that's why I like giving encouraging advice to anons because I'm also kind of healing my inner child as well.
Peace and love on planet lolcow, I love you anons.

No. 1613368

>>1613263
May be both an unpopular opinion and confession but I truly don't care if someone wants to stalk some famous moid and think the moralfagging over it is retarded. I could understand if someone is trying to break into their house or contact their loved ones, but otherwise it comes across as babying grown ass men, most who don't even care about this shit as long as they get their paychecks at the end of the day.

No. 1613414

>>1613289
It’s nice having nonnas like you around!

No. 1613421

>>1613272
>kik
Genuinely don’t think anyone still use that except literal pedophiles

No. 1613435

>>1610423
Sorry for replying so late but I’m glad to know I’m not alone

No. 1613441

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Back when I was still FTM I used to encourage my trans friend to keep taking hormones and shit even though deep down I knew that it could be harmful. The guilt is crushing

No. 1613450

>>1613441
KEK geez

No. 1613452

>>1613441
Cultist things

No. 1613456

I hate being a women because men really hate us, don't see us as human, and feel entitled to everything but the blame is always on us. I use it to my advantage as much as I can in this life but it really makes me want to live alone in an isolated place away from all humans. Men see themselves as victims for real.

No. 1613457

>>1613456
Btw I meant to say this applies to the Tate news. Hoards of men defending him, saying they are innocent and it's a conspiracy against their speeches going against the agenda, the matrix is out to get them. It's all just misogyny and narcissism.

No. 1613460

>>1613456
It's hard to deal with but it makes me feel better to remember that their hatred is a by-product of obsession, they want to control and own and be us because we are valuable and they are worthless. All we have to do is withdraw our presence and they suffer, their lives are totally meaningless without us. Meanwhile women live perfectly happy without them and that's exactly what I'm aiming for.

No. 1613520

I don't even know why I still bother to call myself bisexual when everything sexually about moids disgusts me, I was mostly into husbando shit but even seeing them naked pisses me off, the COD posting in the husbando thread on /g/ was the final nail in the coffin.

No. 1613525

Every summer I feel the need to reinstall and play Maplestory. I wish to play old version from my childhood but all private servers are dead and full of bots.

I'm 29

No. 1613599

>>1610094
they have a tranny sweater that u can get in osrs now. thoughts?

No. 1613685

I didn't forget it was fathers day, I just didn't say it to you because you don't act like a father should, and I'm not happy you're my dad. You're just a lazy faggot who spends all his time on the computer doing absolutely nothing for our family. You should be ashamed of how you act, what you've done to this house. God knows I'm ashamed of you.

No. 1613714

I an getting so much joy from the titanic sub situation. Billionaires suffering before they die is the best! I haven't felt this much joy since those Kennedy children were lost in a canoe or whatever. I hope we find the sub too late and there's claw marks all over the inside.

No. 1613719

>>1613714
It’s only 4 men so I don’t mind tbh. If there were any women or children I would feel bad though.

No. 1613721

>>1613714
I'm not actively wishing for them to die but I'll never be sad for a bunch of billionaires who pollute our world and spend an amount of money on a stupid underwater trip that could buy me a house ffs

No. 1613724

>>1613721
it's okay to admit that certain people dying improves the world massively for everyone else

No. 1613732

>>1613714
Wish they were hot because I know the art that would be pumped out would be nice and angsty.

No. 1613737

>>1613714
Oh shit wait, those were rich people? Like with actual millions of money? Well… that does actually some things. I though they were just some random tourists

No. 1613739

>>1613737
Billions. One of them is even a pretend astronaut who went on Bezos's useless almost-goes-to-space airplane. And none of their families are even pretending to care about their loss. I know rich "people" don't actually have feelings like the rest of us do but normally they at least pretend to care when their family members die.

No. 1613754

nonnies i was raped, had a breakdown, tried to kill myself, and got sectioned, and afterwards was released into my parents' custody. they live in a pretty nice semi-rural area. i walk their dog every day (getting out of the house and getting fresh air and exercise has been really good for me).

unfortunately, there are a load of retired-but-not-old people who live in the area who also walk their dogs. most are fine! but there is a kinda snooty middleclass couple who always want to stop and gossip with everyone they see. this includes me, but i don't want to talk about the fact my life is literally a wreck, so i always avoid them.

they kinda cornered me the other day and put me on the spot and forced me to talk. they were talking to me in that really annoying looking-down-their-nose kinda way, like they knew i was worthless, so when they asked me what i did i lied and told them i was a doctor just to see their look of shock.

the problem is, the entire neighbourhood now thinks i'm a doctor because these gossippers spread it everywhere. i saw her talking to my parents' next-door-neighbour a couple of days ago and telling her something and now i'm really paranoid that she'll tell my mum about it and she'll have me sectioned again. i'm not crazy, i just wanted the old people to fuck off and stop interrogating me!

so this is me confessing to lying about my non-existent job and non-existent education and fucking everything up just for a few minutes of enjoyment. genuinely feeling a bit unstable rn. like i wish i had a time machine. i don't even know why i did it.

walking the dog was my one good thing and now i'm so stressed, i can't do it. feeling like shit nonnies.

No. 1613757

>>1613754
Are your parents supportive? It sounds like you could just tell them what you said to that couple and why and they would get it. I definitely get it. It's so much easier to lie in small talk than to explain a complicated situation to a stranger.

No. 1613762

>>1613754
Tell your mom what happened anon. It's better she hears it from you than from someone else.

No. 1613763

>>1613714
The money spent on the Xbox submarine trip could have been donated to charity or used to clean up an oil spill. It's not even used to generate more filthy money, this was purely pissing it away on a stupid experience. I hate rich people so much (except Mackenzie Scott, slay)

No. 1613764

>>1613754
I understand how you feel, nonnie. Sometimes I also get nervous and say random shit. And it’s honestly a bad thing because now I’m an unreliable narrator at home, so everyone always assumes I’m lying, and question everything I do and say all of the time, to the point in which I don’t even know if my memories are real or just something I imagined.
But don’t worry, maybe you can just bring it up to your mom and say that you were just very nervous and blurted out whatever, that you didn’t really mean to say that and that the neighbors are very weird for taking anything anyone says seriously and not using their logic.
Plus it’s better if you tell her first before someone else tells her, so it’s less awkward and you can explain everything better, instead of having someone going “oh, but anon said this and that!”.

No. 1613765

>>1613754
> i'm not crazy, i just wanted the old people to fuck off and stop interrogating me!
Can you tell your parents first? Make it seem like you were joking and these neighbors misunderstood you or just really annoyed to have np privacy, because maybe they'll think you're coping anf really meant it if you give them that explanation after they learn about it from someone else.

No. 1613771

>>1613757
>>1613762
>>1613764
>>1613765
thank you for all the advice nonnies, i'm legit tearing up in gratitude that you're being so understanding instead of being like "lmao wtf anon" (lol).

i'll try bringing it up over dinner tonight and see how it goes. i feel like i might throw up but maybe i can be like "i lied to those nosey neighbours and they actually believed me, aren't they silly" and she won't think i'm insane.

thanks everyone xoxo

No. 1613784

>>1613771
Nah I get it. Sometimes people don't know how to mond their own business and ask me personal shit and I always want to lie to see their reaction when they're going too far. I actually do it when people I don' fuck with ask me why I eat during ramadan. It's technically the truth but I exaggerate my health issues a lot so they shut up and feel guilty for asking.

No. 1613798

>>1613460
True. I realize that too.

No. 1613803

>>1613771
But remember, nonnie, if your mom somehow says something like
>oh anon, how could you lie to them?
Or the sorts, just say that you were nervous and panicked. I usually prefer just telling my family members that I get nervous because of my autistic ass can’t think quickly.

No. 1613816

>>1613754
Next time you see them can't you tell to fuck off or something? It's not because it's a small place that you owe them anything.

No. 1613874

I wish the void would just consume me. The constant cycling of feeling emptiness, apathy, anger, and sorrow is draining. Everything looks dull, I can't stand certain sounds anymore and I'm hearing unintelligible voices at night, food is unsatisfying and just there, I don't sleep but when I do I usually wake up in a panic attack, and I feel a disconnect between my mind and body. None of these issues are new, had some of these since I was a tween, but I feel like these issues have gotten worse lately as if they're on steroids. Part of me wonders if I'm losing my grip on reality and the other just doesn't care anymore. I was always so afraid of losing control of myself and now I just can't bother being anything more than annoyed about it.

No. 1613940

Using my ex for random favors (watering my garden, servicing my car, fixing my computer, watching my dogs) while dating new people and keeping it from him. I like having things done for me

No. 1613957

>>1613754
were you specific about what kind of doctor, maybe you're a doctor of philosophy.

No. 1614000

>>1613940
I did that for a bit years ago kek. It was nice but he was such an embarrassment. He’s literally like Jerry from Rick and Morty. Now he’s married with kids and not allowed to talk to me, and I just want to tell his wife like listen there is nothing less attractive to me than this man.

No. 1614003

>>1613771
Hope it goes well nonnie best of luck, and I second this >>1613803, if they're at all understanding they should back you up if you tell the truth

No. 1614076

sometimes i have a hard time sympathising with people who should know better. Is it bad that a 13 year old uploads selfies to the internet? Yes. But it's such a no-brainer thing to figure out. I know I should panic and worry when I see a dumb kid upload their pictures online but I just groan over how stupid they are. (I'm talking about innocent selfies obviously. I would instantly worry if I saw an 13 year old upload anything else and I would suspect that the child was being abused)
>INB4 they are only 13 they don't know better
I was an extremely stupid 13 year old. Like, dumber than average and even I knew how stupid it was to upload my pictures online was and I was not raised during a time where internet safety PSAs where plastered everywhere

No. 1614092

>>1614076
Well this is definitely a confession. You're pompous as hell

No. 1614093

>>1613940
I literally do the exact same. Love it.

No. 1614106

I put a jacket and sweatpants on a body pillow and filled them with yarn for some weight, now I sleep next to it to feel like I'm sleeping next to another person. I am going to add a mannequin head because it's kind of freaky without a head. I want to give it silicon hands to pretend I am holding the hand of my lover as we sleep cuddled up next to each other

No. 1614113

>>1614106
Me and Henry Cavill (he is here against his will)

No. 1614116

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>>1614106
get one of these for the arms nonny

No. 1614119

>>1614116
I wanted to, but I want a full body one. I don't want to feel like I'm holding half of a torso, I need the whole package. Also if I make it myself I feel more attached to it

No. 1614134

>>1614119
Be like that Medicfag that made an accurate non-sex doll of Medic

No. 1614252

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feeling very bibbie today. i dont actually have it, i think. time to have more angsty overdramatic fantasies about my parasocial husbando saving me from a mental breakdown again. sometimes i wanna play music and pretend we're in a movie. just a few hours ago i simply wanted to fuck him as usual and tear off his flesh. i tried to go outside and touch grass then cried when i came back inside because he wasn't there to touch grass with me

No. 1614276

i got fucked up on a cocktail of drugs, to the point of passing out, and i think i seriously injured myself. my neck has been hurting for over 10 days now.
i must have fell and landed on my fucking neck. i really hope this injury heals and that i didn’t do permanent damage to my neck
i’m lucky to be alive after all the drugs i took though i guess

No. 1614292

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I don't know why but I have a really, really bad craving to go to IKEA and look at random garbage I don't need. There's not an IKEA anywhere close to my house, but I've visited one once with my mother. Idk why but it was kinda fun. I love visiting stupid thinks like hotels or Ikea's or giant home stores…
Would take you guys with me to the Ikea so we could browse light fixtures together.

No. 1614368

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Back when we were teenagers me and my friend discovered this HAES activist who would post videos about how it’s healthy to be morbidly obese. We spammed shit like “I want to suffocate myself if your fupa rolls as we make love in a warm pool of grease” under her videos. She’s doing fine now but I feel bad about it

No. 1614372

>>1614368
don't feel bad that's hilarious, haes nutjobs are hurting people with their bullshit so no harm done.

No. 1614373

>>1614292
I fucking love wandering around ikea with my mom lookin at fuck all. I've only ever gotten to do it like 3 times in my life but it was fun every time. Also their vegetarian meatballs are surprisingly delicious.

No. 1614378

>>1614373
Their vegetarian hotdogs are to die for fr fr

No. 1614381

>>1614368
thats funny as hell you probably made many ppl laugh while reading this so at least you made them happy

No. 1614387

>>1614368
>>1614381
It made me smirk a little but it did not make me laugh.

No. 1614393

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When I was really young, like 11, I discovered Tor/the dark web and I would purposely search for disgusting illegal shit. The sort of shit I saw haunts me, and the fact that I looked for it makes it even worse. I was hurt too but that doesn’t make it ok

No. 1614401

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I used to be one of those borderline hybristophilic TCC girls. I never posted anything, just lurked, but I still feel so embarrassed even thinking about it

No. 1614403

>>1614393
the stuff you saw still haunting you is how you know it hasn't harmed you in the longterm

No. 1614404

>>1614401
>Goslingposter
>ER
>TCC
what the fuck is even going on in this post? are you a moid?

No. 1614448

I immediately discard any opinion if it's obvious it's about a woman/a male and anon's still using they or them, even if I agree with it.

No. 1614449

>>1614106
Won't the silicon hands feel all cold and clammy though?

No. 1614457

>>1614448
What if they use it interchangeably?

No. 1614482

>>1614448
Same, what's the point of hiding identities like that, it's not like they are going to recognize the OP (if they even LCF exists).

No. 1614499

Disappointed in myself for letting an Ai turn me on while my irl boyfriend thinks I'm turned on by him

No. 1614531

My brain/perception must be broken because I don't get the anons talking how effina's babies are unusually ugly. All babies are extremely ugly to me and hers are no different than any other

No. 1614537

>>1614482
I don't think it's hiding anything. that's just how some people speak and you two need to go outside.

No. 1614539

>>1614531
agreed, they're not uglier than any other baby. all babies look like mutant potatoes. they'll grow into their features. she's not ugly either, I guess I just really don't understand her thread or why it exists. so what, she's insecure and edits her face in photos then married a white guy, right? how scandalous!!!!

No. 1614567

It took me a long ass time to know how to snap my fingers (mid-20s, and only with my left hand), so now I do it anytime I'm starting something.

No. 1614590

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>>1614539
Babies only look like potatoes the first couple of weeks while their face is still swollen from birth and they don't have much facial fat yet so look a bit wrinkly. Her babies are like what, over a year old by now? Babies that age can be extremely adorable (picrel from google), hers just aren't.

No. 1614608

>>1614531
Her thread was literally mentally ill, racist Arab women and/or /pol/tards a-logging and nitpicking. Pretty much nothing they say makes sense to anyone halfway sane.

No. 1614612

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A thunderstorm is coming and I’m so scared i hate seeing the flashes and hear the thunder it’s so insanely loud sometimes

No. 1614617

>>1614531
the anons in that thread were always going to call those babies ugly mutts unless they looked 100% white. They're obsessed with race.

No. 1614624

>>1614590
Even so, making fun of the way children look is just cruel.

No. 1614625

>>1614612
It's okay nonna. We're all afraid of things, once it happens, it passes, just as everything. You're gonna get through this nona. We all are.

No. 1614626

>>1614590
what the fuck is wrong with that baby? is it makeup or just photoshop? i can't put my finger on it, it just looks oddly rubbery.

No. 1614629

>>1614626
oh shit it was supposed to be the example of a cute one fuck me lol

No. 1614633

I think that there needs to be a new law made where they put all men in jail, simply by virtue of them being men. they need to put every men into a giant vat, and then they can toil endlessly and I think that’s what men should do. They should all just like live in a giant vat and turn a giant gear to make an aqueduct start moving or something or whatever prove their strength. What good are men if they’re not strong or brave. so they should be brave, pushing the gear underneath the city, and they should just live and die for the cause of keeping the city alive. This is my idea of a utopian world, where all the women live on the surface, and all men are subjugated and brought into an underground world where their only task is to serve womankind. I think this is a beautiful dream and I wish to God it would happen, but unfortunately, some people don’t agree with my idea of what the world should be like.

No. 1614652

>>1614590
they’re no uglier than the baby you posted though lmao

No. 1614659

>>1614625
You’re the sweetest nonna! Thank you for being so nice

No. 1614718

I just want to be a mom already. I don’t even care if the baby is my own. It’s not the whole “mommy and cute baby” part. I genuinely want to watch my child grow up, be a big brother/sister, graduate from school, get married, etc. Sometimes I look at my friends who are already parents and I feel depressingly envious. I even have realistic dreams where I have (usually fraternal opposite sex) twins and a husband, and they’re wonderful. Then I wake up and basically mourn the loss of my imaginary family. The worst part? I’m only 23. It’s not like I’ve missed out on anything.

No. 1614730

>>1614718
You want to have children and get baby fever. How scandalous.

No. 1614751

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In the past, I was retarded and I fell for propaganda against a woman who was an abuse victim. I posted negative things about her only. Now I’ve tried to post positive things about her to makeup for the damage I caused, but I still feel angry at myself for not being immune to propaganda and spreading lies that I thought were truth

No. 1614771

>>1614751
It's okay nonna. No one is immune to propaganda, it's what happens when certain narratives are privileged over others. At least you've changed.

No. 1614815

My peers were petty and bullied me on social media and stopped liking everything when I use to get loads of interaction and I know its dumb and stupid to care so this was my solution. I stopped posting basically anything to social media, every so often I will drop a candid to show I've probably aged the best and have bettered my figure girlies were jealous of. It use to annoy me when people were hard to stalk online and I love being that to others. My dad's really rich so my peers always envision I'm doing mad stuff and bitch maybe I am or maybe I'm just majority stress free which helps me not look as haggard. Either way fuck yall. Sometimes when I'm bored I just pose in the mirror and think about how many heads I've turned

No. 1614819

>>1614815
god this is so embarrassing it gave me shivers. literally on the same tier as that banner we have

No. 1614820

>>1614819
Good thing my narcissism is secretive instead of plastered online and I use it to my advantage by never ever speaking of appearances in public so I can always be superior

No. 1614823


No. 1614825

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>>1614820
…um, okay…

No. 1614837

I'm probably the only one who actually likes the douriffags despite not being attracted to the actor himself. Their posts are funny to me idk. I'm a douriffag-fag. I felt the same way about driverfags when they first got banished kek, they looked like they were having fun. I'm honestly a bit jealous, I want to sperg and shitpost about my crushes too without resorting to social media (I mean I do post mine in /g/ sometimes but no one really cares)

No. 1614849

>>1614837
i support the dourrifags. much better taste than every other greasebll 3pd nonnies fap to. every other 3pd thats become fotm has been so disgusting that nonnies deserve all the mockery they get for being attracted to them

No. 1614891

Hell yeah I didn't throw up nonners!! Can I get a pog from ya'll?

No. 1614898

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Haven’t touched the stuff in over 4 years but I still crave hydrocodone. I’ve never felt such a high like that since. Don’t do drugs nonas, and just take Advil when you get your wisdom teeth removed.

No. 1614911

>>1614898
picrel is me with peanut butter

No. 1614912

>>1614898
Advil doesn't do shit for me besides making my ears ring

No. 1614914

>>1614891
Double post, sorry, but what does this even mean? If you’re a mia-Chan then please seek help and don’t post online seeking validation. Anons don’t really take kindly to that kind of thing.
But if you were feeling sick, hope you feel better. I’m actually about to head back into work after feeling bad myself (though they’re not happy with me for calling out lol)

No. 1614917

>>1614912
Ayrt, I just use the word Advil for all OTC pain meds. They don’t really do shit, but another option is to take one opiate and flush another down the toilet so you won’t have a stash built up. You can also have a trusted person handle them for you.

No. 1614950

I am not religious but I consider becoming a nun to give my life structure and meaning in a community away from men and beauty standards. I need to finish paying off my debt but then the idea of having a quiet life without having to manually earn integration nor make so many decisions sounds nice. I'm a mentally ill autist and I can't stand having to participate in modern society. I just want a quiet ascetic existence enjoying flowers and the laughter of other women in peace.

No. 1614954

>>1614891
Actually I woke up and still felt a pit of something stuck in my throat…. help
I was coughing and then I felt a big lump about to come up

No. 1614981

The most pornographic thing I consume is the odd heterosexual ao3 fic with minimal kink, if any, but I can’t truly hate fujos and female shotacons

No. 1615008

I'm very interested in religion and spirituality but I can be so gullible I just don't look too much into it because I know I'm going to get sucked into a cult or something.
>>1614950
Sounds like a dream but the restrictions of being a nun make me uncomfortable.

No. 1615015

>>1614914
I think that's phlegm-chan from the vent thread
>>1614954
Nonny drink some water it thins body fluids

No. 1615021

>>1614950
I can see the appeal but in reality being a nun isn't a quiet, cottagecore slow life at all, they usually get up pretty early to pray, then spend the whole day doing labor around the convent or their designated church. Not to mention they still interact with men (clergy) on a daily basis and must give them utmost respect.

It's also not aesthetic, convents are pretty frugal with everything that's not the religious decorations of the chapel area as far as I've seen (been to some)

No. 1615037

>>1614950
Become a mountain lady and go off the grid.

No. 1615053

tbh i kind of miss the "quirky" aspects of the online ana culture. like when i was about 13 i would search for diets tailored after specific characters and media i liked, and it would always exist. i would search for elf diets, twilight diets etc. so fucking stupid lmao.

No. 1615200

I don't really like eggs or tuna, but sometimes I make egg or tuna salad as an excuse to eat pickles and mayonnaise.

No. 1615205

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>>1615053
Like so, nonnie?

No. 1615370

the constant reminders of how much society hates women makes me want to kms. i dont want to live in this reality

No. 1615371

>>1614898
i took a bunch of oxy when i got my wisdom teeth removed and all it did was make me really sleepy and nauseous. am i immune?

No. 1615379

I think I've fallen in love with a BL author from reading the dialog she writes.
Now I'm fantasizing having a meet cute by accident with her, as if I even lived in Japan lol, and somehow finding a real connection or mutual love or whatever. So lame.

No. 1615384

>>1615371
no, you're normal. people who get addicted also get the nausea part and go to sleep, you just didn't get addicted which is good for you.

No. 1615391

as much as i'm annoyed by people who claim all those retarded mogai sexualities, i genuinely feel like my sexuality works in a different way compared to normal healthy people. i tried to explain to a friend why i liked someone the other day and she was like 'i think you should stop this is weird'. i was being a bit weird. so i sort of get them on some level.

No. 1615396

>>1615391
What do you mean? You should tell us because now I’m curious.

No. 1615402

>>1615205
this seems like a betrayal of the husbando, he's being used for evil lol

No. 1615407

>>1615396
idk how to sorry. is disgust an essential part of attraction for anyone else?

No. 1615497

I compulsively lied to a coworker I don't see often about my life outside of work, and it made me realize I'm not the only one who just takes things people say at face value much of the time. Maybe it happened because I know he's moving far away soon anyway. I still feel kind of shocked at myself at how easy the words just spilled out because I was bored and wanted to make conversation without revealing and talking about certain details of my life. Am I crazy or is embellishing the truth to "strangers" harmless and amusing?

No. 1615514

>>1615384
NAYRT. How likely is it to get addicted from using once as prescribed? I was given an excess of those in recovery from wisdom teeth surgery as a 16 year old… Thankfully just ended up using the ones I didn't need over time for bad period cramps.

No. 1615571

>>1615407
nta but isn't that why hatefucking is a thing?

No. 1615588

>>1615407
Not for me, but I can kind of see where you're coming from

No. 1615605

>>1615588
>>1615571
hatefucking is usually a moid thing which is what makes it weird but yeah. i'm a (straight) woman debilitatingly attracted to grossness, abnormality and weakness, and it has lead me to be attracted to the weirdest shit that even my friends give me the side eye about.

No. 1615606

Sometimes I post opinions that I don’t actually have. It’s not intentional but like at the moment of typing it I think I feel that way, and very shortly after posting I kind of shrug about it. Maybe it takes typing something out to make sure I know it’s dumb? (I do this mostly on twitter so don’t worry nonas) People will get all mad and start arguing with me and I don’t even reply cus I’m like yeah I know haha I drank the dumb bitch juice

No. 1615611

>>1615407
My ex was like that but it was like actual disgusting things like fat, old, smelly etc and not “disgust” in a charming way like uwu enemies hate-fucking. Shame taps into something in our brain that is close to sexuality but I don’t know the correct terminology to explain it. I admit have had some strange orgasms while thinking about things that made me feel weird but it’s not related to how I’m attracted to people

No. 1615614

>>1615497
I do this all the time, not even fully deliberately. I feel like one of those predictive text programs where I'll automatically respond to questions/small talk with what seems like a good answer in the moment rather than the actual truth kek. It's really only a problem when it happens with people I speak to frequently since I can't keep track of what random shit I've told different people. If you're just doing it with strangers/acquaintances it's not a big deal at all imo.

No. 1615615

>>1615611
And samefag just to elaborate on the thing with my ex, I promise I’m not disgusting lol. I was kind of used as a beard but instead of gay I was used to cover his nasty fetishes to keep his family pleased while he abused and cheated on me in the pursuit of disgusting dirty things

No. 1615644

i love checking in on the girls who were popular in school and seeing how they look now after years of drinking and drugging.
one girl popped up on my feed that i hadnt thought about in years, she used to be a popular party girl (like the type to get hundreds of likes on her profile pictures) and now she looks like shes 50 years old at age 27. rough shit

No. 1615647

sometimes when i really want nonnas to respond to my reply or post, i put the "subject" in the first sentence, so that it's eye catching on the LC home page. like i add "males" in the first part of the first sentence so it shows up in "Latest Posts", so it becomes "males should-", or "my _____ are insert bad quality here, i need help-", or "what are ____ like?".

No. 1615666

>>1615606
I’m glad I’m not the only dumb bitch juice drink poster

No. 1615681

I'm gonna be very honest, I still don't know what pearl clutching is supposed to mean.

No. 1615684

>>1615681
Picture a Bri'ish woman gasping as she puts her hand to her chest and clutches her pearl necklace because she cannot bear to witness your utterly scandalous behaviour.

No. 1615685

>>1615681
It's meant to invoke the image of southern christian ladies who, at the slightest mention of anything untoward, would clutch their pearls (i.e necklace) and say "oh my stars" before passing out at the mere thought of anything untoward.

No. 1615686

>>1615681
it means you're based

No. 1615704

>>1615681
It means you're annoying

No. 1615714

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>>1615684
Sounds like it's a western version of biting into a handkerchief.

No. 1615731

>>1615684
>>1615685
Okay, I guess I didn't figure out what it meant because I might have only seen it being misused.

No. 1615753

I get sad everytime I hear the Maxwell the cat tune because it was a crush who made me listen to it for the first time.

No. 1615798

I can't stop cheating on my nigels.

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No. 1615822

>>1615798
Smells like bait, but if it's not, good for you

No. 1615902

I facebook stalk my best friend's mom so I can see photos of my friend as a kid / tween and make up elaborate scenarios about if we would on be friends if we met at 12 instead of 22.

No. 1616067

>>1615805
It's fun and I like having a rotation of men who take me out on dates and vacations.
>>1615822
I'm having the time of my life!

No. 1616084

>>1616067
Well i hope it stays fun and we don't see you sobbing in the vent thread when they find out.

No. 1616100

I don't know where else to say this, but last time I had sex with a guy I fell into a spiral of regret. I was in a talking stage with this guy and after two years of nothing (yes) he seemed more and more distant and started letting out stress by calling me childish and saying I would never accomplish anything and be independent from my parents (it was a LDR without the relationship). On the other hand this other guy in college started treating me well and showing interest and being sweet and I got caught up in this persona he created. I felt immediate regret and the next day after it happened I told LDR guy about it, and also told college guy how I much I hated it (he had a breakdown, got immensely paranoid and thought I was going to accuse him of rape).
I feel bad. I was not dating LDR guy, everytime I told him back then that I loved him he wouldn't even reply, but still I feel bad. Did I cheat?

No. 1616109

>>1616100
No you didn’t cheat.

No. 1616116

>>1616100
Women will angst over this for years over men who will fuck random bitches in their marital bed

No. 1616124

i worry about growing older because i'm aging past the point where i can entertain a hot older woman picking me up. i swear this isn't entirely inspired by the older butch/young femme meme that's going around (a meme i've noticed "Butch Trannies" love trying to adopt – gross, but anyway) i've had this fantasy of an older woman loving me since forever.

No. 1616125

>>1616116
It's 1:30a.m right now. It's been over a year and I still lose sleep over this.

No. 1616126

>>1616125
Until a man puts a ring on your finger I don't consider it cheating. You should juggle multiple suitors as a woman.

No. 1616143

>>1616125
As far as I can tell, LDR guy was not in a relationship with you. You were talking for 2 years and nothing happened. That’s not a relationship. Can’t cheat on someone you aren’t in an actual relationship with.

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No. 1616180

I really like bony looking women. NOT the anachan type though, I'm talking about the slim but strong athletic body type where they get really nice neck/shoulder/clavicle definition.

No. 1616217

I sometimes really wish I'd end up with a wife in a small country like house growing a garden. We'd build stuff and try to grow our own vegetables. Maybe one of us would have a daughter but I'm not sure I'd ever be a good enough parent.

No. 1616229

I got botox a day ago.

No. 1616288

I almost never wash pants unless they're visibly dirty. They don't smell bad or weird and I'm too lazy, I know it's probably disgusting but it's true.

No. 1616318

>>1616126
>You should juggle multiple suitors as a woman
Nta but what if I don't want though?

No. 1616365

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bump

No. 1616387

I'm back to Japan for a few weeks. I know it's not going to happen but I'm secretly hoping I'll meet a cute, tired slightly disheveled salaryman with glasses there. I'm ashamed of myself.

No. 1616432

I list myself as “bisexual” on dating apps even though I’m a lesbian because it attracts more bisexual women, and they are less likely to be overweight/obese than lesbians

No. 1616435

>>1616432
XY chromosomes

No. 1616439

>>1616432
bisexual women are not only fat, but they are also retarded. have fun with them(bait)

No. 1616453

>>1616439
I'm not fat

No. 1616470

>>1616432
i wish you weren't right

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No. 1616478

>>1616432
Don't you just end up with 90% moids?

No. 1616523

>>1616432
Kek even if this is bait it’s at least funny

No. 1616541

>>1616432
Not as fat as moids tho kek

No. 1616560

> Decided to cut out sugar to see if food would taste yummier. Carbs okay.
> Goes great at first. Just a little sleepy
> Get sleepier
> Can barely hold my head up. Didn't think I was addicted to refined sugar.
> Not a little bitch so I keep going.
> The shakes begin.
> Dizzy spells. Passing out.
> Still going out to do errands. Work from home so no one sees that I'm barely functioning.
> Difficulty breathing. Look like absolute shit. Feel like shit.
> Start to think it isn't sugar withdrawal.
I walked around dying of covid for three weeks and did not seek medical attention or isolation because I was under the assumption I was deathfat levels of addicted to sugar and ashamed. I'm a retard, Nonnas.

No. 1616721

This video came up in my recommended and for the past like week or two, when I have trouble sleeping (which is most nights), I turn on a light that I was gifted years ago that creates little star-like dots, listen to this, and pretend that I'm an alien space adventurer admiring space with my little martian companion after a long day of hopping from planet to planet. It works somehow.

No. 1616817

I bought a Febreze plug for my dorm room because my roommate made it smell gross

No. 1616827

Dunno if it was the cocktail of whole grain bread, peanut butter, yogurt, cacao, and vitamins but the fiber blew right through me

No. 1616831

One time I tried to be friends with a girl who was obviously an insecure annoying bitch, but I really tried, and agreed to roommate with her at uni. She started getting bitchy and really mean to me, so I dipped her tooth brush in the toilet to feel better. When she wouldn't stop her shit, I told her I chose this dorm so if she was bot happy she should get the fuck out because I am not leaving or doing shit for her. She moved out so fast. And I had the dorm to myself most of the semester.

Gotta take the first red flag and btfo people from your life, those people deserve nothing

No. 1616846

I lost all faith in scrotes. I feel like they're all pedos with how they look at teenage girls. But pretend it's okay because at least they aren't attracted to a prepubescent child. I have yet to be proven wrong

No. 1616961

Omegle has cuter guys than tinder that actually are dtf

No. 1617008

>>1616961
Theyre stroking it to kids wtf is wrong with you

No. 1617019

One of my embarrassing habits includes reading gay fanfiction for media I haven't consumed. It's a 50/50 split on whether I will laugh at it or get really sucked in.
Before any bitch tries to start, no I do not wish I was a man kek.

No. 1617020

My period smells like baked corn.

No. 1617028

>>1617019
Please share a pairing you liked. I might start doing that, it's like gay pairing roulette.

No. 1617066

I hate it when people ship lesbian characters with men and moids with lesbian waifus but I don't mind seeing gay male characters shipped with women or women with gay husbandos. Call it a double standard, but it definitely doesn't have the same impact or implications.

No. 1617067

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IF MY HUSBANDO WAS REAL I WOULD HONK THE SHIT OUT OF HIS WIENER

No. 1617068

I've become too attached to lc. It's the closest to a social media I can be part of. I don't use any other imageboards. I have social media accounts but I never post there, I just message my friends and have some random pictures posted, I scroll trough the posts but they mostly bore me. I don't see the point in broadcasting my life to others at all and most interactions seem fake and repetitive. You are all retarded, me included, but at least you entertain me.

No. 1617075

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When I was younger I dated this girl who was a little older than me. I had an ED at the time. One time my parents had forced me to eat a giant meal and I asked her if she could stand outside the bathroom so that no one would come in while I threw it up (fucked I know). She complied and she said she felt bad because she thought she was enabling me, but then she switched up and congratulated me on purging successfully. It seemed like she was actually kind of into it sexually - whenever we were lying in bed next to each other she’d grab parts of my body and comment on how thin they were (“your knees are so boney”, wrapping her fingers around my wrist and saying “your wrists are so tiny”, etc). She also had a pattern of exclusively dating super skinny dudes and she told me that she could already tell that I had an ED when she first met me (she was one of those opportunist spicy straight women who seem to exclusively date men - I guess she made an exception for me - while always gushing about how much they supposedly love women).

Then she started ignoring me pretty much overnight. She’d join group chats with random guys I didn’t know and whenever we went to shows together she’d spend the whole time talking to random moids in the audience instead of me. Sometimes she’d call them cute in front of me. I got jealous but I was scared of confrontation so I never confronted her about it. Instead I posted something on one of my social media accounts referencing what was going on without naming her. I also mentioned that women who have “broken bird syndrome” are attracted to me. I forgot that one of her friends followed me on that account, and her friend took a screenshot of my post and sent it to her. She broke up with me.

I convinced myself that I was abused for a long time but in retrospect, maybe I was the bad guy. I started it.

No. 1617097

>>1617008
Uh no they aren't its the text tag

No. 1617117

I watched the Sailor Moon live action before I watched the anime, and I liked it better.

No. 1617140

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Not sure if this is supposed to go here but:
I’ve done some sh*t I regret, I became friend with this ugly girl who is secretly insecure or messed up, because her family is messed up her mom is a narcissist and her dad abusive (verbal and physical.) she didn’t show the typical backstabbing fake friend signs I easily would pick up, she was the toxic friendly positive friend. The fact I didn’t see it coming that she wanted to ruin my life by saying “fuck it, live your live” THE BITCH
I admit I’m pretty naive and gullible and I have barely any friends that live nearby anyhow, I don’t feel like living anymore because of what happened:

This bitch was probably jealous of my relationship with my now ex-boyfriend, somewhat long distance two hours with the car. I have a car and I was the only one coming to him, because of personal issues he couldn’t come to me, but it still frustrated me he barely put effort seeing me, so I had the urge to kiss dudes who hit on me, I fucked a guy once when we had a argument..
Moving to the present:
I cheated on him twice within a week because yes I’m a stupid thirsty bitch that I let my friend encourage me to approach this random dude we saw at the bar and fuck him.
Worse is I wasn’t really attracted to her boyfriend, he isn’t my type but he was kinda cute? Would never make someone with that face and loser life my boyfriend (he used to go to jail for stealing)
And she always encouraged me to date him, I always refused because wtf, but I’m a easily bored bitch so I went on a date with him.
But she was jealous I had a better relationship with my ex than she had with hers? Even though we both had toxic relationship, my ex would die for me and still would (if I wasn’t a cheating slut…)

A week later her asshole ex and her called my boyfriend that I cheated on him.
This fugly bitch had the audacity to call me her friend, encourage me to date her mediocre (past )criminal ex and of course my bored monkey brain went along, because they accuse me of stealing his shit?! He doesn’t have anything worth over €20 dollars in that shitty apartment, where other drugs addicts and crazy people live.
FUCK I AM SO RETARTED (you can point and laugh at me I deserve it)
And I never deserved my ex in the first place, yes he stubborn (but so am I) and made stereotypical/borderline sexist comment but I would ways out him in his place and he would stop. I only realized now I lost a great guy and I will never have him back…

Now I want to take revenge on that ugly bitch who is a fake backstabbing snake, who wants to see others miserable as she is.
I dunno should I take (legal) revenge on her and her boyfriend? I want to throw something nasty/smelly on her, ruin his tires. I’m a petty person.
And I feel suicidal of how embarrassing this is and that I lost a good guy who I didn’t deserve (I was already suicidal because of other personal things)

TL;dr
I had a fake fugly friend who was jealous of my (now ended) relationship, a stubborn but great guy I don’t deserve and she encouraged me to have a “do whatever you want” mindset (with consequences) I fucked a random dude and go on a date with her loser ex (if I believe that’s her ex…) and stupidly I also screwed him while I was with my ex.
I’m more suicidal than usual and embarrassed I did that shit and want to take (petty) revenge on her and him then end my life because I’m pathetic. Or should I just see this as a lesson and move on with my live? I’m starting my bachelor study soon (a study my parents don’t agree and don’t pay for. I work two tiring jobs)

No. 1617143

>>1617140
You cheated because you wanted to, not because of this girl. Please take responsibility for your own actions and stop projecting your guilt into others. You would be better if you tried finding out what made you cheat on him and reflect on yourself. You ex doesn't sound so great either btw. You seem stressed from your two jobs and you should definitely move on, you won't care that much about all this in a few weeks or months.

No. 1617153

>>1617140
…so you're a bpd retard who can't stop fucking random gross men and want to blame it on some other bpd retard because she's just soooo jealous of the gross men you fuck? lol okay girl

No. 1617154

>>1617140
You should save this post and schedule future email to send it to you in five years so you can read it again after you’ve had time to reflect and move on. You should learn from this situation so I’m not saying ignore and forget, but I also want to say this all sounds incredibly insignificant to the whole of your life/future and you should move on and disengage from all those people, go forward and get your degree. You sound stressed as fuck, reach out to a hotline at your school or something you’re comfortable with

No. 1617156

>>1617140
>This bitch was probably jealous of my relationship
>long dinstance
>doesn't travel to you
>doesn't put in effort
yes I'm sure she was jealous of your shitty boyfriend. Girl you have problems.

move on from that girl, the shitty guys you've fucked, don't do petty revenge instead focus that time and (mental) energy on getting better and on your studies.

No. 1617159

>>1617156
she definitely is leaving out something about why she hates herself and self-sabotages. for a post she wrote herself she made herself look really bad. some kind of issues for sure, mental, trauma, idk.

No. 1617162

>>1617153
>>1617154
Not the men I fucked but my ex-boyfriend,
I’m not saying my ex was great. But when we spend time together we did have a great time, the other bitch always was arguing with her (I believe) and my ex would buy me gifts, her ex barely did that.
No need to call me bpd (but yeah I’m a retard), she is actually diagnosed with a disorder.
Anyway it all just recently happened and I hate her and that loser guy.

I’m just not mood yet or haven’t come to my senses to admit it was my fault. I likely would come to my senses in a month after I had my vacation and yeah I think in a few years this will be insignificant and but still a lesson for me. Honestly I wouldn’t want to cheat again, it was pretty painful seeing my ex cry on face-time and him asking why.

And even though these replies sting, I deserve this call out. I need to work on myself, I’m planning to go on vacation because I’m exhausted.

No. 1617166

>>1617159
Yes I know. I don’t look good in here because I’m not, I’m overworked and I studied my ass off these last years and a few teachers who wanted to fail me on purpose making things difficult and it took a mental tool on me (still graduated thankfully.)
But she wasn’t a good friend if she wanted to see me cheat on my ex, yes I’m the one who cheated and was not a good girlfriend. But she was fake.
Yeah I’m mentally exhausted and made bad self-sabotaging decisions, now I want to work on myself. Wish this dumb bitch luck.
Anyway I’m going out on a run to clear my mind.

No. 1617167

>>1617162
Sorry a typo, they did argue a lot even with me being there. I mean5 to say “I believe her ex” because not sure if they’re really broke up.

No. 1617168

>>1617162
You sound young, like under 21. If so just take the gut punch of your shitty actions and the consequences as a lesson. Everyone makes fucked up life choice in their late teens/early twenties. And tbh a lot of people have personality traits similar to bpd traits when their young. But the black and white thinking of "oh this girl ruined my life on purpose, she is jealous of me because her ex sucks and mine buys me stuff" is so incredibly juvenile. Maybe this girl is just a retard who also makes bad life choices? Maybe she didn't set out to maliciously fuck your life up? Maybe she did shady underhanded shit because she had beef with you over something you said or did. The way you act I'm sure you also did some shady shit to her that you excuse or left out. And don't forget birds of a feather flock together, the reason you ended up friends with her and her ex is because you have similarities, whether you want too admit to that or not.

No. 1617174

>>1617166
good luck! enjoy the run. I would judge you for being retarded but I too made blisteringly stupid decisions when I was 18-25. hope you are honest with yourself and come out of this phase a better person. don't stick your head in the sand (by staying in denial and only using distractions/work/school to keep from thinking about your issues) or you'll keep making the same mistakes unfortunately

No. 1617219

I have sex mods in my games, and mod all the characters to look hot

No. 1617221

>>1617168
>>1617174
I am 22 years old turning 23 in two months, I admit I have a pretty juvenile mind, my parents always say…
But I never did or said anything bad, I swear on my parents lives. She does take things the wrong way when it’s personal, when anyone talks about her family, her bruises her abusive dad gives. I offered many times to sleep at my place when she is kicked out when she got in trouble, and she would get defensive and say “don’t pity on me, I’m not a kid anymore, I can manage” (she is 18 years old by the way) and she would look angry/frustrated if I asked how she got those bruises the first two times I saw them.
Then switch to her being fake happy, I guess she never enjoy my company…I used to feel bad for her, but she is messed up. Not saying I’m a saint, we both got issues.

And we met at a party of someone we were both friends with, we talked the whole night then started to hang out.
And I have to admit we trauma bonded (I don’t know how to name it, but something like that?) I used to be bullied and she had her shit too. But I guess we are similar yeah.

Yeah I don’t blame you I’m pretty juvenile, and thanks nonna running and exercising helps me, but II have to get professional about the suicidal things and work my relationship with my parents who don’t always support me, but they’re secretly proud of me, even if they don’t say it but brag to others I’m going to study bachelor. I hope to come out to be a better person, because honestly I want to live a good life wether I decided to get married and have kids (stay faithful) or just have my family and (future) friends in a healthy platonic relationship.

No. 1617228

>>1617221
>I am 22 years old
Well that explains it, don't be too hard on yourself I was completely retarded until 25/26. Now I'm just mildly retarded kek, but yeah in all honesty I've done worse and made worse choices than that. And you're doing better than me tbh, you're working and in school. Good luck and sorry I was so mean to you about it

No. 1617248

For the past few months I have been in self-enforced denial about having a crush on a coworker but he turned in his notice on friday and I'm so sad lmao. I'm such a dumbass emotionally please send help?

We just have a scary amount in common? Like I have never in my life had so much in common with a man. And I find him really attractive physically, too. At the same time he has a couple pretty significant red flags so I know it would probably be a bad idea. Right? Right.

No. 1617250

>>1617140
you sound stupid need to move on from these other dumbasses. take a long look at yourself, focus on your studies and stay single for a long time after cheating. make better friends too.

No. 1617278

>>1617248
If he's leaving then you have nothing to lose by asking him out.
At least give him your number on the last day.

No. 1617295

>>1617228
Yeah I guess, I hope I mature and become less retarted. Thanks for your reply and no worries I kinda deserved that haha. Have a good day or evening anon.

No. 1617299

>>1617248
If you look at it from a friendly point of view od wanting to stay in touch it's not as scary. "Awww anon I'm sad ur leaving. Stay in touch dude what's your number or discord or something?"

No. 1617315

>>1617221
I do wish you’d realize what a huge ass you’re being by blaming an 18 year old who is clearly going through some shit for the mistakes you made. Punching down mentality, you should stay away from her for her sake. report her dad to the police or domestic abuse authority and give her an abuse hotline number. Of course she’s defensive about it, the fucked up mentality abused kids have is deep and hard to break out of; when she realizes how bad it is she has to also realize her father literally doesn’t love her which is a hard thing to grapple with

No. 1617325

>>1617315
Excuse you “going through some shit the mistakes you made”?? And “punching down mentality” What the hell are you talking about? Whenever she had a break down I would be there for her and offer to call professional help, but refused anyone to get involved because she once called child protective services and they only talked with her dad and warned him, but they didn’t do much they were shitty and he became more angry with her. Her mom is not aggressive but a narcissist, when we were alone I asked her mom once why she doesn’t protect her daughter but she shrugged and said “physical discipline happens with disobedient children” I told her “a problem child doesn’t deserve to be abused but help and love.” She told me to stop talking about it or leave…never talked to her mom again.

So don’t assume shit, that I made her life a living hell, the fuck? She isn’t some innocent person, but a victim…she used to be a friend of mine. But I guess my help and talking wasn’t enough for her, it doesn’t matter anyway she better stay the fuck away, we both have to away from each other.

No. 1617334

>>1617325
I didn’t blame you but ok, project away. Guess you’re not in a position to help her so forget it, honestly silly of me to suggest it. Not your fault she’s abused but the way you talk about her like she’s a jealous bitch who somehow tricked you into being a bad person is insane.

No. 1617337

>>1617334
Uh yeah ok, whatever you say anon. She is a saint in your eyes.

No. 1617385

>>1617140
>sh*t
why do i keep seeing an increase in this weird tiktok-tier censorship lately? you're allowed to say bad words here

No. 1617396

>>1617325
you sound like a massive piece of shit, you don't take any responsibility for your actions, the kid 5 years younger is responsible for your issues, you're failing uni because the professors totally all have it out for you, you cheat on your bf but it's somehow someone else's fault the teenager obviously made you do it. You're the narc in this story, you can't even make yourself sound like the injured party in a one sided story from your perspective despite your best attempts. Please get some self awareness

No. 1617409

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Is it sexual harassment to tell a moid that he is cute unprovoked and that the way he does his hair/makeup reminds me of a raccoon or is it just autistic (I did this 2 years ago)

No. 1617421

>>1617409
It's fine and not autistic if he actually resembled a raccoon. I can totally imagine what he looks like, so you were probably correct

No. 1617425

>>1617337
I didn’t say she was a saint either. I don’t know her, she’s probably all fucked up no offense to her. You shouldn’t say you were ever her friend if you didn’t call the cops on her dad. Maybe you’re grappling with some missplaced guilt that you couldn’t help her, I don’t know. You don’t have to get involved if you don’t know how and you’re practically a teen yourself, but don’t pretend you tried with this half ass talking to her mom stuff. self-delusional.

No. 1617431

>>1617409
>Is it sexual harassment to tell a moid that he is cute unprovoked
Obviously not, that's fine
>and that the way he does his hair/makeup reminds me of a raccoon
That's slightly autistic but as long as you made sure it was meant to be endearing I guess it's fine?

No. 1617625

>>1617385
>why do i keep seeing an increase in this weird tiktok-tier censorship lately?
Because we are getting an influx of new users from tiktok and twitter that won’t integrate.

No. 1617645

Im part of an online friend group where I essentially treat it like a reality show, but generally try to not start anything myself. I take notes on them and shit. I follow their drama and secrets. I stalk their pages and find out about their real lives. I make memes about them that I wouldn’t show them. I look at their old cancellations, which have been surprisingly big and public. I make theories about them. It’s really fun but tbh I don’t even see them as people anymore. We’re barely close tbh. We don’t talk a lot, and I don’t even really have anything against them. But it’s oddly addicting and I have way too much time on my hands. Holy shit.

No. 1617684

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When I was down bad for deadpool in 2018 I keep fantasizing him being my dad

No. 1617694

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Had a period where I was fully convinced I was autistic but really I was just super stunted because of my abusive upbringing kek

No. 1617747

I never leave negative reviews for businesses because I want someone else to suffer as much as I did.

No. 1617763

>>1617694
Me too nona lmao!! What kind of abuse did you suffer Mine was neglect and homeschooling

No. 1617840

I think train otaku are annoying as fuck and take great pride at using a very unique subway with very unique rails on a daily basis for more than a decade until I moved to another place. They wish they were me.

No. 1617853

I haven't had a proper conversation out loud in 4 days and had a very vivid dream of telling a friend about watching juno earlier. I feel stagnated and stunted. I'm dreaming about giving a movie review. I need to leave the house today

No. 1617879

I can understand why people lie about having autism and adhd and stuff. Shits easy to get fake diagnosed with anyway.
I've noticed that if someone is bothering me about something they won't stop bothering me unless I say something like "oh it's bc of autism sorry I can't really help it"

For example, when I told my brother to stop blasting music because I'm trying to study and it's annoying he wouldn't give a shit and would blast it louder out of spite.
Now, I tell him it bothers me because I'm autistic and he stops it immediately. Little things like this happen a lot.
It's like you have to put yourself in some label for people to understand you. You can't just simply be, you have to be able to fit yourself in little boxes.
You can't just be an average person who finds loud noises annoying. You have to find loud noises annoying BECAUSE you have some condition that makes you more prone to being annoyed by noise.

No. 1617894

I hate how people dismiss my feelings just because they disagree with them, I explained a few times how I feel invisible socially because I don't get approached ans get attention and they immediately go "no, that's not true, thats just your imagination". Please shut up, you have no idea what it's like to be in my shoes, it's not because you have no problem meeting people that it's the same for everyone.

No. 1617901

>>1617894
>I hate how people dismiss my feelings
No you don't

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No. 1618000

There's a particular artist on Twitter I am so envious of, she's working abroad and still has the energy to draw and play games in her free time and her art has earned her a job with my favorite company AND she got to cosplay one of my favorite characters during the company's direct. She's living my dream life. I'm sure she has her own struggles too and I'm just looking at this through a rose tinted lens though.

No. 1618075

>>1613263
drop the pics nonnie pls

No. 1618091

>>1617879
Misophonia can be caused be stress, anxiety, and other things. Being autistic would just garner more hate imo. Nobody ever understands my sensitiveness to noise either.

No. 1618215

>>1617879
You have no idea how much I relate. I thought I was crazy, I've never told anyone how badly it's given me panic attacks and sobbing fits. A lot of certain noises (especially repetitive and/or loud) put me extremely on edge to the point of being unable to continue with the task at hand, I had to buy those dumb fancy earplugs to make daily life more bearable, but every fucking time someone asks why I'm bothered with the sounds or why I'm wearing the earplugs, they don't take "noise sensitivity" near as seriously as "on the spectrum". Several doctors agreed I'm not and people like us just exist.

>>1618091
I only brought up the word misophonia a couple times and was laughed at like it was some kind of made-up munchie thing. If I'm asked and I know I'm never seeing the person again, I've said before it's a bit of autism and since they saw I'm otherwise just normal, they were chill about it.

Then again, the epilepsy card often works too. I have no idea if the two could be linked from a neurological standpoint but if I just bring up I'm epileptic, most people know jack shit about it and will also nod if you say it gives you a hard time with noise. I feel evil for using my condition that way, but a lot of the time it's really useful for people to give you a fucking break.
I've also used it just to leave functions that would've been otherwise rude to leave.

No. 1618216

>>1617879
I disagree because most people from my own experience having autism don't treat you with a single shred with empathy or just decide to ignore it. People fake it because they want attention online or want to fit in with gender specials.

No. 1618248

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I just had such an ugly thought that I dashed here, nonas. Saw my sister's Facebook post about her midsummer, kids and husband and my first thought was "it's never gonna last", meaning her marriage, her very fake ass mommy blogger type of social media prensence. Our childhood was very shitty, my sister also was very shitty, cowlike shit but wtf, what a rotten thought. The marriage isn't gonna last though, she hits him and he is a motherless door mat.

No. 1618252

>>1618248
and the kids?

No. 1618268

>>1618252
the boy is being seen by a doctor for a possible adhd diagnosis and the girl is a sweetie but my sister is such a fucking boy mom it annoys me. The kids seem to be fine but the fuck would I know, so did we as kids.

No. 1618280

I need a hobby or something, I feel like my brain is turning into mush so fucking fast these past few weeks.

No. 1618289

>>1618268
maybe try to help guide them, make sure they stick together against their parents BS.

No. 1618296

>>1618289
they're in preschool so it's kind of a weird age for stuff like this and I live far away but at least they have a good social life and see my mom a lot, they don't seem to be as fucked as my sister and I were by that age

No. 1618305

I've been training my upper body real hard recently with gymnast rings because of an injury making most heavy-duty leg workouts quite painful. I've put on a lot of muscle on as a result, and now I keep flexing and checking myself out every time I pass a mirror. I'm mirin, brah. I really am mirin.

No. 1618321

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seeing good black designs in western media is so rare to me. they're either ugly (seelah from pathfinder) or caricature/stereotype tier (garnet from su)…or they don't feel realized/complicated, and you can kind of obviously tell the writers started out with the idea of a "black person" and tried to sculpt a character around that (think what overwatch's company does when designing new champions, explicitly angling to have them be "diverse")…

anyway mel took my breath away because she's very pretty without also just being "white chick with dark skin and a sloppy fro" on top of her actual writing, which is well-done and believable.

i normally think tumblr's cringe when it goes on about ""good rep!!"" but this character does mean a lot to me. sad to realize there won't be another mel anytime soon though kek

No. 1618323

I like gunslinger girl

No. 1618324

>>1618323
what's wrong with gunslinger girl?

No. 1618333

>>1618321
She really is pretty. Everyone acts like it's so hard to make a pretty black female character when it's honestly not unless you've got some closet racism hangup tbh

No. 1618334

I quote Wizard People, Dear Reader on a near daily basis.

No. 1618347

>>1618321
She's so cute! And I agree. I want more black female characters in games, but all I ever see are Jill Valentine models with a slight tan. This design is so cool though

No. 1618352

>>1618324
I just thought it was a scrotish thing to like

No. 1618358

I like to post dumb shit on here then not visit for a few days so I don't have to see the consequences (replies) of my actions

No. 1618361

>>1618352
it is kinda scrote-y and lolicon even but if you watch it by itself is actually a cool action series with a cute side to it.

No. 1618393

>>1618352
Every time an anon says "scrotish" I have to take a sec and wonder what the fuck everyone's problem with Scottish people is

No. 1618403

>>1618323
Same. I used to read the manga back in middle school and thought the girls were "tough and cool."

No. 1618549

>>1618347
i love her sparkly doe freckles so much

No. 1618555

I continually harassed an online friend who is a troon after he cut me off because because he was my one and only friend at that time and begged for us to be friends again. I only feel bad for myself for acting so stupid and desperate. I am also annoyed that I must have validated his delusions of being a woman and giving him a ~female experience~ because he legit thought he had a scary and angry stalker and I was going to murder him or something.

No. 1618557

There’s this creepy old fuck who’s known me since I was 13 (from church) he is a single dad and he would hit on me as soon as I turned 18 and when I told people, they didn’t say shit they just laughed it off, I had this train of thought of me fucking his son who just turned 18 but I feel like I can’t stoop to this level of degeneracy also his son looks like him so it grosses me out. I’m 20.

No. 1618632

Found out like two years ago that "the hard R " doesn't mean retard and I'm embarrassed because I might have told someone they do not have to pretend to be woke and not say retarded..but used that saying to tell them.

No. 1618680

I love reading up on artist callouts and then checking out the accounts of the loudest people. When they are artists themselves they have barely posted anything and always complain about how difficult drawing is and how much their life sucks, if they are normies it's only the latter. But in every case they have 50k+ tweets and not nearly as many followers as the person they are talking about.

No. 1618683

I find getting married so fucking embarrassing I can't even bring myself to be happy when people do it.

No. 1618701

I literally just shat myself sitting next to my boyfriend. I’m pretty sure he didn’t notice, or maybe he’s too polite to say anything. I don’t fucking know what happened, I want to kill myself. Liquid shit dripped on the floor from my shorts. I fled into another room but he’s asking what’s up and why I’m acting so strange. What the hell do I do other than jump from the balcony

No. 1618703

The feminist in me briefly leaving my body whenever I see attractive east asian women catering to weebs.

No. 1618705

>>1618701
You gotta laugh it off anon. If it makes you feel any better i once spewed liquid shit on my favorite pair of sweatpants and my brother’s old computer chair

No. 1618708

>>1618701
How long have you been dating?

No. 1618711

>>1618708
Almost 4 years

>>1618705
Thank you anon that does make me feel a bit better

No. 1618716

>>1618701
How does ‘liquid shit’ just happen? From a fart? I don’t get it. This has never happened to me or anyone i know

No. 1618717

>>1618711
>Almost 4 years
Okay that's good.
>>1618716
It's called sharting. It happened to me once in front of my gf and we died laughing

No. 1618763

>>1618716
Happened to me once when I was on a school trip in a foreign country. Felt like a fart and only when it was too late did I realize it wasn't. I had to wipe it out in the bathroom and walk around with shitty underwear all day, it sucked.

No. 1618767

>>1618716
Yeah I’m sure everyone you know would just freely admit they sharted

No. 1618787

sometimes feel bad about taking my ex's virginity (then telling him he sucked, dumping him and making him cry and drive 2 hours back home) and highly suspect he's still not over me (4 years later) but then i remember he was smug about me not being ~as good~ at video games as him, made a rude comment about my stretch marks, and openly thirsted after girls i could never be (he's white with yellow fever and also liked tomboys with pixie hair cuts, i would look horrible with hair that short and i'm not asian). also told me after i dumped him "wahhh please get back with me, im sorry i was bad in bed, you were bad the first time you gave me oral and i didnt say anything" oh but you DID, passive aggressively and then lied and said it was a joke. so get fucked faggot, stupid skinny jeans wearing, glasses acne scrawny gelled hair mf. you were lucky to fuck me bitch, nearly every time i go out women tell me i'm beautiful, i'm so far out of your league and you're never gonna find a girl that is as attractive as me and is into the same games you are again. sometimes i really do feel horrible about the whole debacle but he really is a mommy's boy faggot and he's only ever gonna make a 5 figure salary at most because he chose a shit major in college. fucking loser weeb.

No. 1618843

>>1618711
babe just tell him what happened it's been 4 YEARS laugh with him about it!
I understand and I'm so sorry you're embarrassed but lean on your nigel at times like this, if he can't hack it he's not a man

No. 1619023

I'm usually not into white dudes with no lips but those TF2 guys can get it……

No. 1619200

Sometimes I wish I never went vegan and just became vegetarian/part time vegan. I don't really miss eggs or dairy when at home but it's so uncomfortable to eat at other people's houses or go out to eat. It's been 4 years and I've developed a dairy and egg intolerance (ate a popsicle at a friends' house, got a bad stomachache because it had a very small amount of milk in it, also a sauce which had egg in it made me throw up the day after). I feel good I'm not hurting animals but I hate having to be that one person you have to twist and turn for to just come over to eat. Also some recipes I'd love to try involve meat, dairy or eggs as an important ingredient. I don't want to go back but sometimes I'm jealous of people who eat everything.

No. 1619213

>>1619200
Just replace the meat/dairy/eggs with a vegan replacement for your recipes? And when you visit friends just bring your own food. The only shitty thing about being vegan is that you can't try new cool ice cream flavors or whatever. But your issues are really non-issues. You also really don't sound fulltime vegan if you've been eating non vegan foods, but I don't want to judge kek.

No. 1619225

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I made a suicide joke around my friend and she said “you’ll never do it.” I responded “neither will you.” Now I kind of feel bad because she’s threatened to kill herself like 3 times now and I wonder if this will push her over the edge

No. 1619235

Nonnies in the husbando thread made me obsessed with König and I can't stop being horny for him or stop thinking about his boner, thanks nonnies.

No. 1619239

>>1619225
Don’t feel as bad anon if she didn’t want to hear it be thrown back at her she shouldn’t have said anything. Also sounds like she threw that quip out at you because she felt that you were talking out your ass compared to her trying to kill herself 3 times before

No. 1619329

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IDK if this is considered racebait but when I was in high school there was this one black guy in my class. He was always super loud and disruptive and annoying, and he overheard me calling him annoying to my friends. As revenge, he told everyone that I was a lesbian (I am in fact bisexual but that's irrelevant because even if I was straight he would have still done it). It totally ruined my social life. When I confided in the school principal about it she told me that I should have sympathy for him because he had to grow up as a black person in Texas and faced racism, and he was just projecting.
I went to this LGBT support group outside of school, and I mentioned how he had pulled the race card as an excuse to ruin my life over being a member of another minority group. The leader of the group publicly reprimanded me for saying something racist. Sometimes I still feel angry at the guy, but I also feel ashamed for publicly embarassing myself even further.

No. 1619376

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I like leaving transphobic comments on Pinterest and starting fights in YT comment sections

No. 1619380

>>1619329
No wonder he was acting like a braindead baby if everyone around him was excusing his horrible behavior. Seems like he needed someone to scold him or beat him up if that's not enough. It's unrelated to him being Black, I've seen guys from my ethnicity having the same excuses despite them targeting me and other girls from my ethnicity.

No. 1619392

>>1619376
based and same, i make anti-tranny comments on YT and always have my notifications/replies off so i never see idiots seething that i didn't fall for the delusion.

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>>1619376
oh and i also enjoy mocking people who support e-whoring and those who defend moids watching porn especially in a relationship

No. 1619432

I was a victim of a home invasion years ago, happened when I was asleep and woke up to a guy walking into my room from my connected bathroom. Thankfully they just left with a TV and laptop instead of raping me but it’s forever burned into my mind that people could straight up appear in your home and nowhere is safe. Sleeping is leaving yourself vulnerable. I’m naturally nocturnal anyway but it makes me feel better to stay up until early morning (it’s 5am now) so I know my neighbors are awake and I’m much less likely to have a random break in while I sleep during the day.

No. 1619446

I'm afraid to draw living people because when I do those people end up dying a week or month later.
It's happened to me three times with celebrities/models I had interest in and I know it's not my fault but it makes me feel bad like my art is some kind of death note so I called off drawing real people, kek.

No. 1619450

>>1619446
I can think of a whole list of people you can draw without mercy

No. 1619465

>>1619213
>When you visit friends just bring your own food
I'm talking about eating at families' house or in-laws. Where do you come from if you bring your own food when someone is cooking for you? Also did you even read my post kek, I said I feel a bit shit for having people bend over backwards just for me. Also the popsicle and sauce I didn't think about, it was in the first year that's how I found out. Yeah they're pretty much non-issues but I hate having to say 'no thank you' to my grandma if something has milk in it or having to order from the kids' menu when eating out with others, I hate the social aspect of it.

No. 1619472

>>1619446
please draw jeff bezos nonna i'll even pay you

No. 1619478

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Last night I had a sexual dream about my boyfriend's friend and it's driving me crazy all day. I don't even have any feelings like this in real life (either for this friend or cheating in general) but for some reason a lot of my dreams nowadays are really sexual. I know that they are harmless, but I still feel like shit for how amazing it felt throughout it and when I woke up. I don't wanna go into detail because I know it's not the right thread, but part of the excitement of the dream was that me and his friend were desperately trying to hide it from him.
Then, like clockwork, when I woke up it felt like my brain had suddenly become obsessed with the moid friend. I won't be able to stop thinking about him and what we did in the dream all day, and then tomorrow it will all be over and I will probably forget about it like nothing ever happened. I wish there was a way for me to be able to stop dreaming about these things because it is torture and makes me feel like a degenerate and also very sexually frustrated.

No. 1619485

>>1619446
can you draw Hasan?

No. 1619504

>>1619446
I think a lot of people would appreciate a portrait of Putin

No. 1619537

>>1619446
do you take requests? kek

No. 1619544

>>1619446
chrissy teigen please

No. 1619572

>>1619446
Please draw me.

No. 1619590

recently i realized i want my academic work to include thinkers from the right. and its a bit sad because i know i'm going to lose friends over it, but i'm not going to self-censor and limit my intellectual scope in the name of political correctness or shitlib feelings

No. 1619591

>>1619590
We need more of you

No. 1619603

ive been crying so much lately over stupid shit that i have little power to fix and im someone whos never liked showing how sensitive i am. ive started telling people i have that brain condition that sends emotional signals at the wrong time and im not actually upset i just have a medical condition. couldnt be further than the truth but i dont want pity nor do i want people asking why im crying in the first place. save me a seat in hell.

No. 1619622

I’m not physically attracted to my boyfriend. We watched the Notebook last night and what we share is so similar to what Allie and Noah shared. He treats me similarly and his attitude toward our relationship is similar as well. He also cried about the movie too— mainly because it made him think of us and the value of having me. He is very perfect when it comes down to his soul and character, which is why I stay. But watching that film… I have always had a crush on Ryan Gosling. My boyfriend, I’m sorry but… as he is right now, he is ugly. What gives me hope is that he will change eventually! With exercise. Another thing I try to remember is that looks are fleeting. Maybe there are more handsome men out there, but I doubt I could find someone who has a character like his. It just sucks so much that I’ll never have a handsome boyfriend… one day hopefully

No. 1619634

>>1619590
what do you mean by that

No. 1619637

>>1619622
Would he stay with you if he didn't find you attractive? I've seen a situation like yours so many times, and yet you never see a man lamenting his gf is very unattractive but he stays because she is an amazing person. I hope you get your hot boyfriend too, anon, in whatever way.

No. 1619643

>>1619637
That’s a good question, I’ll ask him. I feel like he would because I don’t do much to alter my appearance (so I also don’t shave, which I know is simply natural, but can be very off-putting to men unfortunately) and it doesn’t deter it whatsoever. He has seen me at my ugliest (in my opinion), yet he still loves me. Although I don’t have proof, I do believe he will continue to love me as I age and my body changes, for instance after pregnancy. I probably couldn’t convince you, but I have that faith… however, none of that changes the fact that he thinks I’m the most beautiful girl in the world (HIS opinion, I’m not saying it’s true), so even if I was to gain weight or something, I would still have my current features which he likes. I wonder what his answer would be if I was less his type, the way he is to me. That I wasn’t SUPER ugly, because he does have good features, but just ugly enough that it’s noticeable and uncomfortable at times. How would I even find out..?

No. 1619694

>>1619634
by including authors from the right in future academic work, i mean people like alain de benoist in particular (specifically his ideas surrounding overcoming the left-right dichotomy). i'm tired of liberalism and i want to engage with intellectually serious people who are anti-liberal.

my own views are radfemish/leftist in the sense that i am against things like patriarchy and for egalitarianism, but i'm tired of being around people who are unable to think beyond liberal propaganda (especially libfem shit). i don't think liberalism is a lesser evil compared to the right, but this is essentially ideological thought crime in leftist social networks

No. 1619699

>>1619643
You sound so cute nona wtf. If he is even slightly as good as you make him out to be, I understand why you would be hesitant about breaking up. Was he more attractive when you met? Did he just let himself go? he should be putting all his effort in being attractive to you

No. 1619703

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I spent literally 1000 dollars on medical tests that showed nothing and the doctor said the reason for my symptoms is psychosomatic and I should go to a psychiatrist and he got the impression my problem is psychosomatic at the very beginning but he wanted to test me anyway. I want to off myself, I feel like a clown

No. 1619711

>>1619703
Health anxiety's so common bb. Psychosomatic doesn't mean faking, you were anxious about something going on in your body and your brain magnified those symptoms. But you got it checked out, which I hope is a huge relief for you, and now you can move forward with getting help for your health anxiety with the appropriate doctor. This is a great thing, nothing stupid at all.

No. 1619714

>>1619703
Noona, I understand your feelings, but you couldn't be sure without those tests. After all, something's bothering you. It's way better to know for sure than keep wondering or starting some kind of intuitive self-treatment. At least you know there's no nasty physical shit.

No. 1619718

>>1619703
It's better to have these results than finding out you got something dangerous and scary. It may feel like you wasted money, but there is some peace of mind too.

No. 1619720

>>1619703
I know your going through a lot, but what country are you from? cause that sounds way to much for medical tests.

No. 1619721

I honestly love flossing. It's satisfying.

No. 1619722

>>1619721
Wish that was me, because I hate flossing, so tedious.

No. 1619723

>>1619718
>>1619711
>>1619714
Ok but why do I only get dyspnea after physical activity like talking a walk or climbing stairs? My face gets red too and I sweat like crazy. I'm not stressed out by going to the first floor by stairs so how can it be psychosomatic, I don't get it. He tested me for asthma and nothing else.
I have things like IBS where I'm 100% sure it's psychosomatic because it actually gets worse when I'm stressed. But shortness of breath and hot flashes and sweating like crazy after a basic physical activity? Idk. Also I'm not fat and my thyroid is fine so I don't get why I'm constantly tired and I literally can't breathe after simple physical activity. I tried exercising many times and I just couldn't do it because I couldn't breathe
I feel like a faker anyway. But at least I have physical proofs for the pain in my spine and knees because degeneration and inflammation is visible in my MRI and ultrasound lol

No. 1619724

>>1619722
I like doing it while I'm watching something! Like a movie or video

No. 1619736

>>1619622
Sorry anon but your boyfriend is never going to be hotter, 99.9% of men get uglier as they age because none of them give a shit about improving themselves or their looks. I have been there and I can say that it never works out. You should move on and find someone you’re actually attracted to. There are plenty of moids in this world and many of them are better looking than your boyfriend. Your boyfriend is not as great as you think he is atm, so don’t ignore my words just because you’re just in love and delusional. Save your time and get out now.

No. 1619748

I honestly hate some women (pickmes) because they will never appreciate their friendships with other women and will always put me after their scrote and project their own internalized misogyny onto me.
A further confession that I’m not proud of is that trying to date women on apps made me somewhat even more hateful towards other women because a surprising amount of them expect you to behave like a desperate moid and will never respond to your messages. It’s really obvious that many women use dating apps for validation and it plays into the misogynistic stereotypes that are reinforced about us, except it’s kind of true in their case. find that these women never are actual feminists, they’re always the ones who care about getting theirs and fuck all other women and the feminist issues outside of the West. I hate to give power to what misogynistic moids say but those women are genuinely selfish, however, moids are even moreso and I 100% hate moids way more.

No. 1619783

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I feel inferior because I don't have higher education. In my country more women than men have higher education and many educated women date uneducated men, but I've never seen a guy with higher education dating a woman without a degree. People were expecting me to go to uni after graduating from HS but I was so traumatized from school, tired from taking care of my abusive mom who was dying from cancer, depressed, too autistic, I just knew I would drop out anyway. The mere thought of entrance exams was giving me panic attacks. After my mom died I had to earn money in order to support myself and pay the bills which were pretty high and years passed, I'm now in my mid-late 20s and I will probably never go to uni. Some people tell me education doesn't matter but I think society is still divided and people will judge me for it nevertheless. I don't have any close friends but many times when I met someone they were surprised I didn't go to uni because I seemed smart and well read to them. Like I couldn't be smart and well read without a degree. But to be honest, every person I had common interests and language with turned out to be uni educated. But in the end, they lived in their own social circles. I have a basic service job and I only do stuff related to my interests (art and graphic design) as a hobby at my home and irl nobody I work with is college educated and they don't do anything interesting and they don't have any hobbies and I have no common interests with them. I was never in a relationship and I was only attracted to like 3 or 4 men in my life, but I met them briefly, like during courses preparing us for art school (that I didn't go to anyway) and then I never met them again. Now they're uni graduates owning their own studios or working for unis and all their friends are also educated people from all kinds of backgrounds, not just art related, but they're always uni graduates. Artists and designers and physiotherapists and white collar people just don't befriend blue collar people and they don't hang out with them. Often it's not even a matter of prejudice I think, they just don't have the same social circles and they don't spent time at the same places etc. I'm scared I will never meet someone who's at an intellectual level that is satisfying to me. Even if I met such guy and he wasn't taken by an uni educated woman who was in his social circles for at least 4 years, I would self sabotage because even before our relationship developed I would project my inferiority complex onto him and assume he sees me as stupid and plain and inferior because I never graduated from uni. Retarded redpillers say that men don't care about female education, but irl it's simply untrue lol, at least not for the majority of people, surgeons don't date coffee shop workers, even physiotherapists don't date women without a degree, well at least in my country it doesn't happen. Uneducated working class people date uneducated working class people, uni graduates who work in their profession date other uni graduates who work in their profession. We live in two different worlds

No. 1619813

>>1619783
Don’t feel too pressured anon by society.
I’ve had one who didn’t graduate either, but with the money she invested she had her own start up company with some luck and learning lessons. But most of my friends who didn’t graduate have a job they don’t like but some who actually did put effort in doing something they liked ended doing a job they love and also having a side job.
My advice looking at my non-graduated friends, put effort in what you love and work hard (or smart) if you like being artistic, go professional and become a freelancer, thanks for technology you can be your own boss.
Don’t worry too much as you said you’re well spoken and well read, I have faith you’re going down the right path and what happened in the past you went through a rough time, no one can blame happens to many people.

No. 1619817

>>1619783
I'm not going to tell you that people won't judge you because they absolutely will, but one thing you should ask yourself is what do you want to do. If nobody else in the world existed, what would you do? Stop worrying about finding a boyfriend or if people will think this or that. What do you want to do with your life?
I also noticed that you project your insecurities onto others. So what if you date an uneducated working class person? You're smart and well-read without a degree, why can't they be? It's not even true that educated people only hang out with other educated people. It all depends on which relationships you nurture.

>surgeons don't date coffee shop workers

Lots of them do, but I don't see why you'd want to date a doctor or surgeon anyway. They're notorious for cheating. As long as a guy has a job and a plan for the future, does it matter if he has a diploma?

No. 1619819

When I see people celebrating reaching their goal of having a certain amount of followers I unfollow them, it doesn't make a difference it just so happens to be people I forgot to unfollow most of the time.

No. 1619820

>>1617396
>>1617425
Anon I honestly don’t care, I didn’t say ALL my teachers I had plenty of professors who were great, some not so great.
Comprehensive reading? Heard of that?
And I still graduated, so who cares about my FEW previous shitty teachers. I am self aware, I just feel shitty jesus.

“Self-delusional” uhuh, nice fun word you just learned.

No. 1619824

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I watched all of the main slasher movies, Scream was the last one because my boyfriend was really putting it off. I went in blind, and honestly, it felt really refreshing for me after watching Halloween, Texas chainsaw massacre and a thousand Jason movies (although elm street was also kinda different, kudos to Wes craven I guess) so it low-key became my favorite out of the bunch (TCM is objectively better I think, but Scream was really fun).
My confession is very silly, but the thing is that the movie was downright erotic for me at parts. I hate hybristofags, so I'm ashamed at least it's not a real serial killer though and I'm sure my bf would judge me to hell and back especially because he didn't like the movie himself and said ghostface gave him school shooter loser vibes. He's not wrong, but the mask, the black clothes, the gloves, the blood… It's so stupid, but I feel like am edgy teenager.

No. 1619830

>>1618787
Wait why did you date him in the first please? And when did you find out he has yellow fever? Please get a better good looking boyfriend. For your own sake.

No. 1619833

>>1619783
I have had the same thoughts as you, I have my associates degree but it’s basically meaningless. It sounds like you might hold the same prejudice you’re worried people will have for you. If you insist on dating a surgeon or a doctor you might find one, but you might be disappointed. It’s true that class mixing is rare and a big part of it is that people’s parents are always prejudiced and men don’t want to disappoint mommy. If you’re mainly concerned about an intellectual equal, you might have to adjust your thinking. You would be surprised by how many intelligent men work in trades such as plumbers, mechanics, electricians etc. And in my country they make good money.

No. 1619834

I don't care if people think it's dishonest to reject someone and lie about the reason. Why on Earth would I ever tell the truth? At best they'll call me an asshole and shit-talk me to their friends, or call me a whore and verbally abuse me. At worst they'll tard rage at me, threaten me, make deepfake porn of me, or otherwise try to get revenge. I'd have to be an idiot to be honest with someone who means nothing to me.

>waaah but why did you say you weren't ready for a relationship when you meant you didn't want to be in one with me?

Because it's a given, dumbass. If a hot man I'm absolutely besotted with walked into the room right now, I'd marry him on the spot. You just aren't it, for one reason or another. He could be the ugliest bastard on the planet but I am the one who gets to choose who MY boyfriend will be.

No. 1619835

>>1619824
Wasn't ghostface inspired by a real serial killer? In any case it's just fiction, a movie isn't the same as reality, you don't need to feel on the same level as hybristophilliacs at all.

No. 1619839

>>1619819
This reminds me of how back when I used Facebook I would always unfriend people on their birthday bc that was how I was reminded of their existence

No. 1619841

>>1619834
You’re absolutely fucking right. Society wants women to be miserable and date ugly unbearable males.

No. 1619848

>>1619833
Most people with 'impressive' degrees do it to please their parents or impress others in some other way anyway. I'm always way more impressed by someone who chooses to study one niche subject they love, like please queen tell me more about Ethiopian history.

No. 1619856

>>1619833
A surgeon would be too much kek, but maybe some artsy dude or a sportsy physiotherapist, those were the two types I vibed the most in the past
I know I sound prejudiced, I just said in OP that it just so happened that the only people I had common interests and language with were people with higher education, and they were the ones surprised with me not having a degree (the only exception what this one guy with an engineer's degree, my god he felt so vapid and shallow kek. I couldn't talk to him about anything "deep". He also wasn't interested in literature, philosophy, cinema, politics, religion etc. Like the only thing we could talk about were video games but that's not enough for me). Also the fact I work with people without a degree and I have basically nothing to talk about with them. We don't care for
the same things, we don't watch the same things, they don't even have any hobbies and at least I have something that I strive to be good at and maybe make a living out of it, I don't just consoom things created by other people, I want to create myself. Of course there's more people similar to me, but I only met intellectually curious people without a degree on the internet, but never irl, and it was kinda rare anyway, or they were from a different country, making it harder to meet etc.

No. 1619874

>>1619699
He didn’t necessarily look any better, I was simply so smitten the first few dates that I didn’t care. As the relationship progressed, I of course was honest with him about my concerns regarding his appearance. This was relatively early on. He looks better now than he did then, but that’s more regarding his hairstyle. I am helping him learn about the specific exercises he should do to correct the things that make him more unattractive, because I believe he has very nice features that simply aren’t being expressed now. I’m hoping that when this occurs, I will just be fundamentally attracted to him and not simply when he is dressed a certain way and his hair is the right length and the lighting is nice and my hormones are correct etc… I am giving it all time because there is no rush for me to decide about our relationship now. I’m simply sad that I haven’t been wanting to kiss him etc and actually felt sad about our relationship after watching the notebook, because I know our relationship has a lot of romance and meaningful connection and he cares about me so much I’m so lucky, but at the same time… watching that movie made me feel like a woman stuck in an unhappy relationship because of the kids, yearning for young love, when really, I’m supposed to be in that “young love” relationship and everybody thinks we are too!! I thought before we watched the movie that I would think “that’s literally us” when in reality I was crying the whole time not just because it’s so touching but also because I really wish that was me and I already feel like I’m settling in a way… meanwhile he was crying because the movie reminded him of how much he loves me and values me and doesn’t want to lose me and he apologised for every little thing he did even if it was insignificant to me… what a conundrum… finally, I don’t want to kiss him because Ryan Gosling has always been my celebrity crush and although I don’t expect to date Ryan himself, my boyfriend looks very different from the type of guy Ryan resembles. My boyfriend has never been my type. But there is a lot holding me back and I just don’t think I should break up, at least not yet…

No. 1619886

I can no longer daydream about my husbandos in a romantic or sexual context without feeling digustingly empty inside afterwards. Maybe I am finally growing up.

No. 1619892

>>1619736
Thank you anon for the sincere reply. Would you perhaps be able to share more about your experience? What was your situation like? Did you end up finding someone better?

No. 1619913

>>1619830
i said ex lol dont worry. i havent spoken to him in years. and i know he has yellow fever because i looked through some of his social media and he follows asian e-whores and mentioned some JAV actress once so i figure he was hiding from me that he was jerking off to other women the whole time we were together. we were dating because we had similar interests and got along. my current bf is much better looking, has a much better personality, is more intelligent, and makes more money than my ex ever will.

>>1619834
based

No. 1619995

i'n taking the GRE on friday but have barely studied due to anxiety. this is so shameful, i'm gonna have to lie to my parents and take it again.

No. 1620004

>>1619995
it was way easier than I expected, on par with the sats at least, so don't be too afraid and good luck.

No. 1620040

I seriously wish reality was like fantasy, as in, anything I fantasize about didn’t suck in real life. Like having a hot obsessive anime sexy millionaire boyfriend who is attractive, has a nice personality, a huge dick, is a virgin but somehow knows how to fuck gently and can only feel alive while existing next to me.
In fantasyland it sounds wonderful, but I would rather kill myself than have to deal with a moid irl, no matter how hot, sexy, big dick, millionaire, attractive, handsome and great personality he is.

No. 1620061

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>>1620040
This is what I want in life

No. 1620095

>>1620061
you want a husband who resents you for being more successful than him and doesn't laugh at your jokes?

No. 1620100

>>1620040
You sound like a scrote

No. 1620102

>>1620100
I just read too many shitty fantasy stories.

No. 1620112

>>1620100
>wanting an idealized boyfriend = sounding like a scrote
you need to fix your scrote detector anon

No. 1620247

Went to get my psych eval done, first thought as I walk into the office being “it’s hot as hell in here” and then in the waiting room I notice the thermostat is just in the hallway unguarded and set at 76. No thanks, I took it upon myself to lower it to 72. Much better.

No. 1620274

Listening to classics, Circle of Life comes on and instantly tears. This song makes me cry every time. And this one too Dango Daikazoku

No. 1620328

I've always hated being called Miss (or at least the equivalent in my language), but it feels really weird to call women younger than me Ma'am, soi just don't call them anything.

No. 1620333

when I'm alone, I start saying quotes (in Japanese and English) of a bunch of transformation sequences.I also do the hand actions with them. "MY OWN HEART, UNLOCK!!!!"
"MOON PRISM POWER, MAKEUP"

No. 1620335

>>1620333
i do the sailor moon pose in the mirror when im up to some shit. we're kin

No. 1620414

i love my parents but i often resent them for being poor. poor people should not have kids

No. 1620430

>>1620333
When I get dressed and no one is around, I put the Ojamajo Doremi transformation sequences and say “Pretty Witchy Anona-chi!” And when I put on my perfume I also put that other Ojamajo Doremi transformation sequence with the perfume.
If there’s people around, I just imagine a madoka magika theme playing as a background sound.

No. 1620516

I think I could very easily become alcoholic to cope with mental illness but I'm too stingy to buy alcohol constantly.

No. 1620545

I shat myself 2 or three times before, recently it was when I had the flu back in early June

No. 1620700

>>1620545
Did you laugh at someone who shat themselves before this happened? Idk if it’s a local thing or just my family but we always say that if you laugh at someone for shitting their pants, you’re gonna be shitting your pants soon

No. 1620721

>>1620545
I also did once and it was literally as I was unlocking my front door trying to run to the bathroom! At least it wasn’t in public but it was so degrading. Also once my ex wet our shared bed in his sleep (he was like 22 or so at the time). I kind of felt bad because you can’t help that stuff but he was an abuser so haha lil piss boi

No. 1620736

>>1620700
NTA but my ex's new years resolution was for me to shit my pants. then i did. I think if you talk about it or if it's on your mind a lot, it'll happen to you.

No. 1620740

>>1620736
nta but it's only ever happened to me when i least expected it

No. 1620786

i literally cannot go anywhere with a self checkout and not steal something. it’s not even that im a klepto im just so fucking cheap like I’ll go to target and buy a snack and not scan an $8 chapstick bc it’s fucking retarded to pay that much money for it. I don’t think I’ve ever actually paid for a 24pack of Diet Coke every week at the grocery store i just put it in the soda shelf thing at the bottom of the cart and just leave it there when I check out, no one has ever said anything if they did I’d just be like ‘oh my god im stupid I forgot’ bc that’s a really easy and realistic thing that could happen and they would believe me

No. 1620789

>>1620786
I hear target is pretty good at tracking people, so you might want to make sure you stay under a felony amount. They tend to wait until then to do anything but keep evidence.

No. 1620790

>>1620700
Only on the internet!

No. 1620810

I look at fatspo sometimes.

No. 1620811

>>1620786
Eh I used to do that and still occasionally will, but I do think it’s somewhat problematic compulsive behavior if you have to do it every time. Not because it’s wrong but because you’re putting yourself at risk. I’ve been arrested for shoplifting.. at Target.. but fwiw I was on klonopin and being obvious. I had to basically train myself to stop but if the opportunity presents itself I will do it because old habits die hard etc. no judgment, just don’t get too cocky

No. 1620812

>>1620786
That was a lot of words just to confess you drink diet coke.

No. 1620828

>>1620786
Nice. I treat myself to a little gift every time I go to the grocery store because I just get so fucking pissed off after seeing 50 flavors of new garbage and endless plastic shit that really remind me I am trapped in this dimension.

No. 1620833

>>1595652
I currently hear my male roommate and his gf having loud sex. I hate it but I guess it’s like human nature to listen? It makes me mad and uncomfy. He has a doggy door in his bedroom door and I like it when his dog runs in to ruin the mood though

No. 1620834

>>1620810
Me too, sometimes people post really funny or horrific videos.

No. 1620840

>>1620811
Klonopin?

No. 1620873

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>>1620840
It’s an anxiety med that’s notorious for making people klepto. like a weaker version of Xanax

No. 1620941

I know I’m rather lucky in my relationship and I am so terrified to start dating again. it’s one reason why I am very apprehensive about potentially breaking up even though sometimes it seems like an appropriate decision

No. 1620990

>>1620941
same. what are the chances i'll find another hot, porn-hating moid who makes good money and is nice to me.

No. 1621082

I just got off to women tribbing each other. Somehow, I'm proud.

No. 1621153

As someone in my 30s I get annoyed being called ma’am all the time.

No. 1621240

Growing up my mom was kind of a messy slob and around age 13 and up I started cleaning up her messes constantly so I wouldn’t be embarrassed when friends came over. So now as a result I hate people who don’t clean after themselves and I think it’s a massive character flaw. When I clean after my roommate and his gf after they constantly make giant messes in the kitchen it’s kind of a power move to show I’m a more evolved human… though they probably don’t even notice and just assume one of them cleaned and forgot or a magical cleaning fairy came in the night (I would stop cleaning to make a point but due to aforementioned childhood it’s a compulsion)

No. 1621270

If I'm not the only important person for someone, I'm not interested anymore.

No. 1621302

This confession is gonna trigger people but I kind of think men are a little smarter than women. Women are more idealistic and men are more realistic. Even in relationships you can kind of see how stupid women are in comparison to men. While the woman is using therapy Language and trying to communicate her man just just out here cheating and lying kek. I do think men are garbage but unfortunately they actually are smarter than us. I don’t think I’ve ever met a man who is really good at manipulating and lying so we must be dumb if we always fall for their shit anyway.

No. 1621308

>>1621302
You see that as being smart but I see that as being lazy, poorly read and having a lack of ambition but I can see why you would think that, I do pity straight women for sure.

No. 1621311

>>1621302
Modern science believes either men and women to be equally intelligent or women to be more intelligent than men, but never men more than women. So you're objectively wrong.

No. 1621316

>>1621311
Men and women can be equally as book smart. But when it comes to common sense and navigating through relationships men have us beat.

No. 1621318

>>1621302
What you're describing has more to do with empathy than anything else. Women care more about the feelings of other people which is why they'll attempt to communicate more in relationships, as opposed to men who are wired to be more selfish and care the most about their own needs and wants. Women fall for men's shit because we tend to falsely assume men are similarly emphathetic and therefore wouldn't just cheat and lie all willy-nilly.

No. 1621319

>>1621302
The factors that make women not see when they’re being played often has little to do with actual intelligence. It’s naivety. Do you think when women manipulate men they can automatically sniff it out? No. That’s why gold diggers are a thing. Men often get strung on for years just as well as women do, even getting tricked into raising other men’s children as their own sometimes. It might just be you if you seriously came to this conclusion kek

No. 1621320

>>1621318
>we assume men are like us
But you could tell women time and time again this about men and they will still cry to high heavens “not all men!” Which is what makes us stupid

No. 1621321

>>1621316
Sounds like you’re just looking for a way to explain something you went through. Sorry but no.

No. 1621322

>>1621316
>Men and women can be equally as book smart.
I'm talking about IQ, IQ isn't taught. And male ruthlessness, lack of empathy and egoism has nothing to do with being smart. If anything, going by your logic, that makes women more smart because
>While the woman is using therapy Language and trying to communicate
This is beneficial for the community and the survival of the human race and
>man just just out here cheating and lying
Is not.

No. 1621324

>>1621322
>This is beneficial for the community and the survival of the human race and

Its beneficial when dealing with your friends, kids and coworkers not in romantic relationships with men

No. 1621327

>>1621302
I was just reading some shit about 'mens mental health awareness month' and how men kill themelves at those rates because they end up alone, burned bridges and poor social nets to help them out at low moments. Which is true but alot of it is brought on themselves. Just because a man lies, cheats, takes advantage of someone elses empathy and patience and gets away with it for a while.. doesn't mean hes smart. Its being short sighted and feeling like you're invincible. Life catches up.

No. 1621328

despite being small chested a cups although even those are too loose and not quite right but it moreso has to do with the band i think i want to be even flatter. i'm not going to attach pics because i would look like a scrote but i see for example jane birkin and it makes me feel so envious. i wish i had less movement going on i think aesthetically i would look better but obviously i just need to accept myself as i am and besides no surgeon would operate on me, and i don't have convincing money neither do i have enough determination for that kek.
when i was a teenager i did everything i could to gain weight since i was skinny so i would look like i had boobs and androgyny/looking male freaked me out and i was bullied for those reasons but now it seems the tables have turned and i wish i never developed as much as i did even if as it's not much. darn. i can't even lose weight because i'm already anachan tier and even if i were to do it they'll be so saggy and they're pretty good right now i wouldn't want to do that to myself purposely and then it'll be another problem plus the size wouldn't even decrease just droop creating a flatter illusion. sigh. it's not a big deal though i guess but the thought keeps bothering me a lot lately but i'll get over it

No. 1621333

>>1621328
Eat at Wendy’s 3 times a day you’ll gain weight in not time.

No. 1621335

i'd be fine with troonies if it were really possible for someone to change their sex, honestly. i often wish i could just morph my body into something better so i sympathize, but we don't live in such a world, so it feels cruel and stupid to insist otherwise

No. 1621337

>>1621333
i don't want that anymore and there's no wendy's in my country. in romanianon's famous words "i cannot afford [a banana]", fast food is like an upper middle class city thing here

No. 1621343

>>1621335
I feel similarly. I think a good portion of them are perverted men/insecure women but occasionally I come across some that seem to be genuinely suffering and it just seems cruel and sad to me that we're all just going along with their delusion instead of trying to help them accept them as they are since it is impossible to change your sex. Crazy world we live in

No. 1621347

>>1621328
love yourself anon, you're not an aesthetic.

No. 1621410

I really dread my nigel going bald.
It's definitely going to happen at some point, his dad is almost completely bald and his hairline is already starting to recede at an alarming rate. I feel superficial for thinking like this but I'm sure I would lose some attraction to him if he went bald, he just doesn't really have a good face for it and I love how his hair looks and feels. Sometimes when we're outside a gust of wind will sort of blow his hair back off his forehead in such a way that I can suddenly see how high his hairline really is, and it makes me feel just a tiny bit icked.
There's nothing that can be done about it I guess which makes it frustrating. He's a perfect bf otherwise and I truly love him so I'll have to deal with this one thing. I just hope he'll still be able to keep his current messy hairstyle for a good number of years before it gets to the point where it'll look bad if he doesn't shave it all off.

No. 1621556

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One of my side gigs is picking up hours as a courier and one guy I see frequently at one pickup is so fucking hot. I am in a committed happy relationship, but this tall hunk of a man is my eye candy while I work.
Today I walked in and waved, and he winked at me. Is it a sin to daydream about him picking me up in a makeout session? Probably…. But I will enjoy my little crush and will behave. (Pic rel is pretty damn close)

No. 1621562

>>1621556
If his tits were hairy he would be perfect

No. 1621650

I dont like nonnies with old husbandos. I find them NLOGs.

No. 1621651

I dont like nonnies with old husbandos. I find them NLOGs.

No. 1621652

I dont like nonnies with old husbandos. I find them NLOGs.

No. 1621683

>>1621650
He's only 36, he's not old.

No. 1621685

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No. 1621686

>>1621650
all the husbando gals are NLOGs

No. 1621692

>>1621650
How old are we talking?

No. 1621738

>>1621692
men hit the wall at 23, so anything past that

No. 1621764

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I will get hate for this, but I often feel like I’m wasting my life because I don’t look like Stacy.

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>>1621764
true, you are wasting your life for not looking like pic rel. Start lifting NOW

No. 1621781

>>1621738
I thought you would actually say an old age. Besides they are husbandos, they aren't 3DPD so real life doesn't apply.

No. 1621783

>>1621781
old man husbandofags arent husbandofagging some how ''draw a 20yo call it 40'' husbandos, they always pick the disgusting ugly old men that look like they have a record of sex offenses

No. 1621788

>>1621764
This picture is frightening. Go read a book or lift weights instead.

No. 1621794

>>1621686
how is it nlog to find a character attractive, it's the most benign common thing imaginable. i stg no one here knows what the term means anymore. even if it's an ugly husbando, if they're not putting down other women they're not nlogs

No. 1621795

>>1621794
i have seen oldman husbandofags put down women into anime bishies, that's why i consider them NLOGs

No. 1621796

>>1621795
on lc i've only seen them do it in response to bishie enjoyers putting them down.

No. 1621798

>>1621795
Are you the same nonna from the devotion husbando thread? Look if you are into bishies that's fine, let the other nonnas have their old men.

No. 1621814

>>1621796
they always take any form of criticism as ''putting them down'' and then proceed to call bishies boring/generic, which is peak nlogism, ''ugh i am not like those other women into cute men i like ugly old disgusting men'' that's what annoys me. It's also always the most disgusting gross men possible too, as if they are doing on purpose to be unique.

No. 1621815

>>1621794
But you don’t just find characters attractive, it’s like you’re engaging in fantasy relationships with these characters. I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t understand it at all and have only ever encountered this on lolcow. Additionally, I regularly see husbando anons mock anons who are into real life people. It typically reads like little girls squealing about cooties. I’ve never dated a man and don’t consume modern media so this affects me in no way, I’m just perpetually perplexed.

No. 1621835

>>1621814
shitting on women liking weird characters isn't any different. it shouldn't matter either way since they're just drawings at the end of the day, no one should be shitting on either
>>1621815
real men are shit, it's not that confusing kek

No. 1621875

>>1621835
>t shouldn't matter either way since they're just drawings at the end of the day, no one should be shitting on either
yeah sure, until your husbando is an animu high school bishie, then its not a drawing anymore to these people. I used to not care about them, but they are always the same people that judge others first for liking young husbandos to begin with, and their like for older men always come off as insecurity.
>>1621815
how new are you, welcome to the internet

No. 1621896

>>1621875
>animu high school bishie
>young husbandos
Then the issue probably isn't that they are bishie, it's when they look like shotas.

No. 1621909

>>1621896
its not when they look like shotas, its literally any underage husbando which is 99% of anime characters, which doesnt have to be shota. The free guys dont look like shotas, for example, yet you would get called out by some of these people for liking them, just because they are hs students.

No. 1621922

I don't mind the bishie enjoyers, I just wish some husbandofags stopped being so insecure about others tastes, my light doesn't dime yours, have fun and let others live their life, if someone likes an 1000yo man that's their problem, not mine, I know this is a hard concept to grasp for people in this site but you cannot change someone else's life just by infighting and calling them out
>>1621814
>they always take any form of criticism
But why would you criticize to begin with? They ain't real, it doesn't concern you unless they're hurting someone or infringing the law (CP/shota, racism, etc). You just want to be able to shit on people unprovoked

No. 1621942

cucumbers fucking suck if you like cucumbers you are demonic

No. 1621944

>>1597225
if you want irl female unhingedness just take a gander at any female-only schools/classrooms kek but the second a dude steps in everyones a NLOG

No. 1621950

>>1621942
This. I hate how sweet cucumbers are.

No. 1621957

Posting here because it's a bit insensitive but I've been having long coughing fits for the past weeks, even waking up because of it and dear god I hope it's lung cancer. I won't have to do anything, won't be forced to work anymore. Of course it will be painful but this way I won't have to kms (I don't want to do that) but I won't have to live.

No. 1621958

>>1621942
Cucumbers are like 96% water, that's like saying you hate water

No. 1621959

>>1621958
they have a very specific strong taste to me , its so bad the only way i can eat them is seasoned chinese cucumber salad style they taste amazing like that

No. 1621963

>>1608774
same , you're not alone. plus the ai is of my husbando who is actually cute at least

No. 1621973

>>1621764
thats a bimbo , not a stacy.

No. 1621975

>>1621957
go to the doctor and find out

No. 1621984

i'm starting to see my boyfriend and his mom are just using me and my hate has been growing exceptionally. just to be around him makes me sad. i was ill for 3 days and they didn't help me at all, let me lie in my own puke. whenever my boyfriend is sick, i'm naturally always bringing fresh water and checking in. now i think you can tell if someone is a good person depending on how they act when you are sick

No. 1621986

I'm really upset that I got banned from OpenAI, even if the bots were really stupid I found it really entertaining.

No. 1621989

I think I’m like, severely delusional. I would describe myself as mildly depressed and lethargic about half the time, but the other half .. it’s like I snap into a manic God complex. I simultaneously hate my appearance and think I’m retarded, yet know that I can use my looks and intellect to attract people and manipulate situations. It’s not bpd, I’ve been checked and simply don’t meet the criteria. Sometimes I fly off the handle but for the most part, I’m so good at controlling my emotions around others that it scares me. I have entire conversations with people where I feel like I know exactly what to say to make them think exactly what I want them to think about me. What the fuck is wrong with me? I don’t think I’m le epic sociopath I think I’m just possibly autistic and my dumbass brain doesn’t understand that what I am doing is normal, everybody presents themselves in ways that are advantageous to them, I am not manipulating people or playing God just because I know how to be likeable, I need to get out of my own head so bad

No. 1621990

>>1621986
How do you get banned from OpenAI?

No. 1622001

>>1621989
>I have entire conversations with people where I feel like I know exactly what to say to make them think exactly what I want them to think about me
Then it will be a comfort to you to know that other people aren't NPCs and will also hide what they think of you to be polite and avoid confrontation. You don't really know what they think - they could think you're a delusional schizo but are too scared to say it to your face.

No. 1622003

>>1621989
i think maybe you just overthink social situations and act that way out of anxiety. i am somewhat similar but i still act like myself, i just do what i need to get out of the situation or have massive boundaries and come off aloof so they know they're annoying me.

No. 1622005

>>1621989
almost every person i get close to has confided in me they feel this way. seriously everyone thinks they're a manipulative mastermind pulling people around them like puppets on a string in their conversations. other people aren't npcs and they probably aren't as convinced by your manipulation as you think or they think they're the manipulative one. kek this sounds very normal to me.

No. 1622032

>>1621975
I will if it escalates and I start to get other symptoms, I'm not in a rush though. It is what it is, we went from a heatwave of a few weeks to 18 C degree weather so it could very well be the sudden change that's fucking with me. I've been wanting to go to the hospital and find out how my body is doing because my immune system has been shit for over a year now but I'm scared of the results.

No. 1622034

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I felt a certain kinship with rancefag, tho I didn't entertain her antics for too long, we were two sides of the same coin. We both shared shitty husbandos, but our approaches were contrasting, she wanted to be sexually assaulted by hers while I wanted to sexually assault mine. I see her as a mirror version of myself, an alternate reality, trippy stuff

No. 1622036

>>1622034
Do you also feel a kinship with the aggressive infighting and posting nudes during a mental health crisis?

No. 1622060


No. 1622062

>>1622001
>they could think you're a delusional schizo but are too scared to say it to your face.
I mean that's definitely a consideration here, that's part of why I worry about it. I don't think other people are NPCs, I think I'M the NPC because sometimes I feel like none of my emotions are truly real.
All these responses are probably right though, it is definitely some form of anxiety mixed with self-centered thoughts.

No. 1622091

>>1621989
>god complex
go back to tiktok you're not light yagami pls

No. 1622097

>>1622060
>>1622034
Do you also have autism?

No. 1622123

I was going very fast to work and a cute squirrel popped out to run across the road with 1 second or so of reaction time. I think I ran it over anons, I looked back panicking and it was in the spot I think my wheel was. There was another heavier car behind me coming fast too so it wouldve caused an accident. I've never run any animal over until possibly today I feel so bad.

No. 1622127

>>1622097
As far as I'm concerned, no

No. 1622178

>>1622005
This is so fucking true kek it’s usually profoundly lonely people who overtime develop this cope

No. 1622199

>>1621989
>>1622005
Honestly. I feel more than consulted by this fact. I thought I was being a manipulative weirdo who wanted to destroy lives, when in fact I was only being human. Thank you for talking about this nonnas.
>>1622178 I'm one of those profoundly lonely people. I guess it is a cope made by us. Huh, Curious to think about.

No. 1622200

I punish people and don't respond for long periods if they do it to me. Its funny how cool they expect me to be but they can't take it at all themselves they get irritated or message me "Anon?"
Yeah I read what you said I'm just gonna respond when I feel like it. Ugly

No. 1622293

>>1621328
It sounds like your breasts are about the same size as mine, anon ♥ wearing cute cropped summery tops have really helped me love my small boobs! Why do you think having even smaller breasts would make you happier? We aren't that much larger than Jane, if I have the right idea here.

No. 1622302

>>1621328
Exactly what I feel too. I think my dread of having breasts comes from the societal connotations of them and constant sexualisation from puberty onward. I don't want to be perceived as a sex object by anyone so I dream of looking completely unappealing (only sexually, I still want to be appealing as a friend). Breasts are very sexualised so I resent having them.

No. 1622336

>>1622302
Well you’re far from alone and you’re not wrong. This thinking is what convinced thousands of girls they’re actually men born into the wrong body

No. 1622344

>>1622200
Same. I did that to my ex for two whole months right before I dumped him. What really annoyed me was that he didn't even try to call or get in touch with me any other way than stupid texts.

No. 1622356

>>1622336
Maybe this is the case with the "truscum" types but not with the gaydens constantly sexualising themselves but as ~gay and subversive~ instead of "boring female slut" when in the end the moids that fuck them still see them as very female sexual objects. Even gay moids don't objectify other moids to the same extent moids objectify women. Feels like men are allowed to be an actual person on top of being sexy while women are just holes to fuck to them (or, in the case of a gay male, useless breeding machines).

No. 1622395

I used to 'fantasize' about my friend and her brother having a sexual relationship when I was like 14, or 15. I never actually got off on the thoughts, but I thought about them having sex. Yeah it's weird.

No. 1622413

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>>1622293
i'm really sorry anon i don't think so. i wish though, by the sound of it you seem beautiful ♥ the only famous person with my body type that i know of is twiggy only i'm shorter than she is with a slightly bigger chest. i'm spoilering because i really don't want to come off as an attention seeking anachan. i'm not even an anachan if anything i've had a phase of overeating until i popped with the help of supplement pills, herbs, etc. you name it, i've tried it, because i felt my thinness was hideously unsightly and most of all unwomanly. felt like an awkward gangly troon and i was accused of being one then as a teenager which only made me feel worse it's just such an uncomfortable size to carry even if i can much more easily make myself look flat than others bigger than me but if i'm just naked or in my underwear or a swimsuit, they're very out therefore, thankfully they are objectively proportional to my body even if i think they're too big. i should just be grateful honestly.
maybe this is because i can feel my period coming and my chest so unbearably stiff and painful that i can't take my mind off of removing them or having them at a smaller size for convenience sake. but also what >>1622302 said in that a huge part of it is wanting to minimize parts of my body deemed as "sexual" as much as possible because it makes me absolutely sick and even more insecure. i really don't want to be looked at that way especially not by a moid but i know it's inevitable

No. 1622418

>>1622356
>Even gay moids don't objectify other moids to the same extent moids objectify women
Completely untrue. Absolutely and wholly incorrect, you just aren't subjected to those spaces. Gay men are just as bad as straight men in literally every aspect, in some ways worse, because they will often overlook and allow some pretty fucked up harm to come to women if it means getting attention or approval from masculine men. They'll objectify men, and then they'll dehumanize and degrade women in the same sentence if it means males paying attention to them.

No. 1622492

>>1621556
I am coming back to this to respectfully axe who this is pleath

No. 1622504

I thought somebody I knew offsite came on here but I thought wrong… I feel so relieved yet I find our friendship boring.

No. 1622744

>>1622418
Sounds like you're literally just agreeing with her? Even if gay moids are sexually attracted to men they're not as hateful to other men as straight moids are to women, actually fags still hate women just as much as the other men.

No. 1622771

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Im falling out of love with a very loving person. Such ideal marriage material too. Oh well. Im changing and that always has its own set of consequences.

No. 1622774

>>1621556
Yummy. You should make out with him sometime, your Nigel will never know.

No. 1622794

Hi nonas. Either I'm very sleep-deprived or I'm developing psychosis, which ever it is. I just wanted to say to you all that I've had great times with some of you. I feel like I'm gonna mentally kick the bucket soon so this is all I'll say.

No. 1622803

>>1622794
One step at a time nonnie. What are you experiencing? For me when I went through it, I didn’t know it wasn’t real. Are you very distressed? It might be grounding to call someone you know and trust, someone who is experiencing a more stable sense of reality. Sometimes there’s nothing you can do but wait it out, or try to. You are safe, just experiencing a scary thing. I’m very sorry you’re going through that right now ♥

No. 1622814

>>1622803
Even though I don't know you, it's nice that you've done this. Typed out this response to me. I'm not too sure if I can confine this in anyone around me, I'll probably just have to ride it out if it does occur like I've done last time. I would believe that I have gotten good at hiding it since the last time I got it, so I'm not too worried there. Anyway, this response alone is grounding, thank you nonna ♥

No. 1622911

I drunk posted a lot yesterday now hungover looking through threads seeing how bad I embrassed myself

No. 1622922

I am attracted to unworthy scrotes. Current crush is objectively a loser but I still get ridiculously turned on whenever we're in the same room together or whenever he talks to me. I hate attraction.

No. 1622926

I do sparklesue self inserts and other fandom cringe that would have killed my teenage self from embarrassment. Sorry not sorry younger me, I only regret that we didn't do it sooner.

No. 1622927

My mom used to use yahoo answers and I'd go on there with an alt and give her advice because she wouldn't gaf about my opinion otherwise

No. 1622933

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I often dream about lc. Sometimes it's a cool building with floors dedicated to the boards and threads, others it's a escher like mansion, with thematic rooms, stuff like that. Last night I dreamed I was talking to a nonna about her hornyposting in the husbando thread. I ended up making out with her in my dream and I feel so guilty about that, like if I intruded her fantasies that aren't meant for me. I am so sorry.
No, I won't say which husbandofag it was.

No. 1622935

I started to cultivate an accent. I don’t know why and how it started. Now it’s hard for me to talk without it. People ask me frequently from which country I am. I am always honest but sometimes I wish I could lie and be exotic kek

No. 1622938

>>1622935
make up a country, turn it into a whole exercise in worldbuilding

No. 1622963

>>1622935
Just say you're from Moldova

No. 1622968

>>1621327
Lmao I read about the mens mental health month and of course it is during pride month cause it is GAY af

No. 1622969

>>1621327
Lmao I read about the mens mental health month and of course it is during pride month cause it is GAY af

No. 1622998

>>1622963
What happens when you meet a Moldovan though?

No. 1623150

>>1614401
i get you nona , i used to be a lurker of 2016 TCC tumblr. dark times , truly.

No. 1623155

>>1622935
Combining the advice of the previous two nonnies I suggest you pull a Julie and say you're from Molvania.

No. 1623163

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I love editing pro troon images
Also glad his ass got banned after this

No. 1623171


No. 1623371

the stuff that is happening in france is making me anxious.. i am a bong and what if something similar happens? Its 3am and I cant sleep so I am naturally overthinking about everything and scrolling the news I am tired but I am not tired and cant sleep and anxious ugh

No. 1623411

>>1623404
love yourself, do you have an idea where that fantasy came from?

No. 1623417

>>1623404
It's only a fantasy, probably a form of self harm or coping. It isnt like you'd enjoy it irl, two completely different things. I think there's a huge difference between the male fantasy of raping someone vs the female coping mechanism of rape as a form of self harm or whatever. The difference is that you aren't hurting anyone, not fantasizing about hurting anyone, are not a risk of eventually hurting anyone, and very likely only have this exist in the confines of your head where it isnt even really rape because you are choosing the scenario, the rapist, and how far they take it etc

No. 1623422

>>1623404
You wanna be raped by pennywise the clown? What do you mean by it kek

No. 1623424

>>1623404
you should be ashamed because its it the clown and not Jason

No. 1623428

>>1623417
i still find it sad that so many women fantasize about being abused and that it's worth scrutinizing where it comes from. i say this as a person who was a sexual masochist, but gave it up. it took a long time but i'd say 90% of the stuff i used to fantasize about is no longer arousing to me. it was really hard but worth it. though i agree, having sexual fantasies of someone abusing you isn't going to harm anyone, it's alarming to me the amount of women who get off to what i consider self-harm by proxy.

No. 1623429

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>>1623422
I was wondering the same and I wouldn't be surprised because there were a lot of people who wanted to fuck Pennywise when IT came out. I was more partial to Ben Skarsgard myself but I may have read a few Pennywise fics.

No. 1623434

>>1623422
>>1623428
>>1623429
Ayrt and no, in fact how did you even come to that conclusion

No. 1623435

>>1623428
How’d you do that, nonna?
>>1623429
what the actual fuck kek

No. 1623437

>>1623429
>Ben
Oh god, I meant Bill

No. 1623445

>>1623435
hooked up with a really hot guy who said he didn't want to do that to me and was actually great in bed. so i had an incentive to stop the behavior, reflect on it. we're still dating years later. i wish i never got into the bdsm schtick, looking back i'm pretty upset i let myself basically get abused and went from being a virgin 0-100 to all that shit very very quickly. i still remember things at the time that i forgot about and it kinda sucks because i wish i could forget. basically pavlov'd myself into thinking sex = pain and it's hard to not mentally drift somewhere that's negative for me during intimacy. don't really engage very much these days because it's too easy to go somewhere mentally negative. made me associate sex in general with the negative because most of my early sexual experiences (i was 20) were very intense and confusing, sometimes very weird. it's my fault though.

No. 1623446

>>1623434
You said you wanted to get raped by it

No. 1623448

>>1623428
When you're a csa victim it can become a pretty common intrusive thought, but it isnt the sum of who you are as a person and is very different from fantasizing about raping someone. I always tell girls who feel disgusted by themselves that even their rape fantasies isn't actually rape because you are in control, and it can be a comfort to know that you would be repulsed by any irl scenario that involves it, its completely different from actual rape and if you can distinguish between an intrusive daydream and real intimacy it isnt inherently an issue. Very few women who fantasize about brutalization actually want to be brutalized, but men are incapable of computing this themselves because they actually want to rape.

No. 1623450

>>1623422
Did we read the same post? In no capacity did it say anything about pennywise when I read and responded to this.

No. 1623465

I've never "wanted my mom." Don't be immature about my phrasing pls

No. 1623521

>>1622933
I had a similar dream (without the making out part) a few years ago where lc was a giant college dorm and each room had a different thread. Every anon looked like a random stock image woman with faces smeared and blurred out.

No. 1623525

>>1623465
what is this even supposed to mean

No. 1623584

>>1623525
NTA but I assume she meant she’s never had that feeling of crying out “I want my mom!” when in distress or scared or something. I can’t relate cause I often cry that I want my mom in scary situations as a nearly 30 year old kek.

No. 1623585

>>1623584
me too nonnie. i am so grateful for my mum i love her with every fibre of my being

No. 1623610

>>1623585
same. I involuntarily think of her when distressed. Sometimes I automatically start speaking to her in my head too. It's just a comfort thing.

No. 1623613

>>1623610
when i'm being hard on myself and hating myself, sometimes it makes me tear up to know my mom would be very sad to know how i feel about myself. often it comforts me to just remind myself my parents accept me and love me, and don't want me to be unhappy especially about things i can't currently change, like my past mistakes.

No. 1623615

I'm jealous of yoy nonnas. My mom's a sack of shit lol

No. 1623691

I divide the attraction I feel for men in two types: men I want to breed and men I want to be breeded by. I don't have a breeding fetish, I just think it makes for a good distinction.
The only exception is my boyfriend, we're trying for a baby, but I can also see myself metaphorically breeding him.
Sorry if this sounds too degenerate I swear I'm not park of the sex fandom.

No. 1623692


No. 1623701

I've been calling someone I can't stand my friend for almost a year now and it's legitimately starting to make me feel icky. I barely interact anymore but we're still technically in the same circle. I've managed to become really good friends with a few people from the same group and I talk to them almost every day, but we're still kind of all hovering in the same space, awkwardly making small talk. I'm just so sick of pretending I care about this person when I actually dislike them. A lot. But I'm not going to just come out and say it and ruin the atmosphere entirely.

No. 1623739

>>1623521
>Every anon looked like a random stock image woman with faces smeared and blurred out.
kek that's creepy, but hilarous.
I actually enjoy having these dreams, but I never made out with anyone before, that was the first time and I feel dirty for having those subconscious thoughts. I hate when it turns into a nightmare and there is a moid trying to kill us, those fuck me up.

No. 1623886

I'm honestly really scared I might be pregnant. My period is always irregular which makes tracking difficult but it's been over 2 months without one. Took a pregnancy test a month ago and it came back negative but idk. fuck I'm going to get another test tonight and pray

No. 1623994

I started listening to red scare ironically and now I fear I like listening to it unironically. disgusting

No. 1624088

I kind of like the idea of having sex, but I’m afraid of having sex.

No. 1624110

5 years on lc and I've never bothered to look at the milk boards. Always hated gossip and I get that people feel justified because so many cows are supposedly bad people but I would feel gross spending time e-stalking people just to feel better about myself

No. 1624139

>>1624110
It's not about "feeling better about yourself" which is obviously what you're trying to do right now by putting yourself above anons who do use cow boards. They are entertaining. And as many anons have said, not all cows are bad people, they just act really ridiculous and its fun to keep tabs on their antics to giggle at. It's not that serious.

No. 1624145

>>1624139
I guess I just feel like there's a distinction between laughing with someone and laughing at someone, maybe I'm just getting old

No. 1624151

>>1624145
Well yeah of course, but I'm not going to feel bad that I'm laughing at someone who will never hear me laugh at them or even know I exist. They are public people.

No. 1624153

>>1624151
A lot of cows intentionally act up because they love the attention, good or bad, so really we are giving them what they want by discussing them. example: pixielocks, heather explores and new contender emilie autumn, all three of them thrive from self caused drama. We are simply the audience for the show

No. 1624157

>>1624153
Yes, exactly

No. 1624160

>>1624110
LCs one decent anon. Honestly you’re not missing out on much. All the good cows are gone anyway.

No. 1624217

A man I once had strong feelings for expressed views against me being with my current partner (a woman) that secured my decayed interest in him.
It's like a weight was lifted somehow. The homophobia repulsed me, yet the underlying jealousy was satisfying after being strung along like an idiot by the man. This was the epilogue I needed to kill any nostalgia I had for him, I guess.
It also made me feel as if I'll be fine since I have my current partner. No one's disapproval measures up to how great she is.

No. 1624230

>>1624217
Nonna I wanna find a partner like your woman. I need someone to love and I definitely don't wanna love a scrote nor pick at it with a ten-foot-poll.

No. 1624231

>>1624110
I've bothered to look at the milk boards but I've never spent a long time on them like so many other nonnas do. I don't get how anyone can waste more than a hour or two scrolling through the endless drama, gossip and stupid ass miniscule nitpicking lol.

No. 1624291

>>1624110
same , i almost exclusively look at girl talk and ot

No. 1624310

>>1624110
Same here, nonna. Don't have any interest in random e-celebs, but I do like having a female online space where we don't have to censor ourselves or be apologetic for having an opinion.

No. 1624330

>>1624328
It's not weird. If anything, your ex is the weirdo for making it weird.

No. 1624336

>>1624153
>new contender emilie autumn
huh? i thought she's been a cow since the early 2000s

No. 1624338

>>1624328
nah, i have a big dog and like when she lays her head on me when my stomach hurts. he's jealous

No. 1624377

>>1621989
>I have entire conversations with people where I feel like I know exactly what to say to make them think exactly what I want them to think about me
>I’m just possibly autistic

Can confirm that one one of these two things is a delusion because they are mutually exclusive

No. 1624413

I have fantasies about some female friends that I would never touch or date irl and it makes me feel like a scrote

No. 1624637


No. 1624709

Does anyone else feel like a weird sense of relief when a somewhat elderly person or even pet passes away? I think maybe it’s knowing that everyone dies and the anticipation is hard.. I hate it but I think I’ll feel that way even when my own parents die. It’s like I’ve known my whole life I’ll have to deal with it so when it’s over I’ll be devastated but that relief will still be there. Every time I feel that way I feel guilty and like I’m evil. But it’s not like I want them to die… it’s just getting something unpleasant over with

No. 1624715

>>1624413
I do the same. Even with the ones I would touch if they expressed interest, I still feel guilty and scrotey because I feel like I need their permission to think about them kek. I know it’s because we’re empathetic women who don’t see people like objects and value consent. But fantasies are harmless and human so it’s not a huge deal.

No. 1624750

starting to realize the only time I post the most on lolcow is when I'm very emotional and I'm very depressed. Then I have anxiety waiting for a response. Usually I stick to certain threads, but I'm in ot the most when I'm not in a good space.

No. 1624826

>>1624709
I get this and I think it's fairly common actually, even if it's rarely spoken about. Having a loved one who is terminally ill or otherwise near-death is a major source of stress, it's almost like you've begun the grieving process even while they're still alive. So when they finally do pass it feels like a weight has been lifted because you're no longer worrying about when it will happen, like you said the anticipation of the unpleasant event is now over. It doesn't meant that you wanted them to die or that you're not grieving their loss, so you shouldn't feel guilty about it nona.

No. 1624881

>>1624709
Everyone feels that to some extent. It's very hard to see them struggle and suffer and there is little you can do about it, you can aid and help with some symptoms but sometimes there isn't much to do. It can be stressful emotionally and physically and when it ends there is some relief, for yourself and for them. Nobody says it aloud because it can sound selfish and self centered on your own pain and fears.

No. 1624883

>>1624750
I do this too, nonna. I don't know if it's the same for you, but I'm really isolated so it feels nice to have a space where I can at least interact with other people during my worst times. It does make it rough when no one replies but at least you made the choice not to withdraw, and sometimes just being able to scream anonymously into the void is therapeutic in its own way. If you're there right now, I hope it's as smooth to ride out as it can be.

No. 1625230

Sometimes when I read about cows I think about what people would say about me if I were a cow and I feel weird.

No. 1625251

>>1625230
I feel like I'd have a small group of people that'd whiteknight for me because they feel sorry for me or see themselves in me but the brutal anons here would see right through me and highlight every sneaky cope I use to slither my way through life it'd destroy me that's why I'm off the grid

No. 1625255

>>1625230
oh god my inner lolcow thread has been playing in my head for years. it sometimes motivates me though.

No. 1625288

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I think I'm the reborn soul of some Hays Code member. Seeing couples hold hands in public veers to disgust, sudden kiss scenes in movies are worse than actual horror movies, I literally scream in shock whenever it happens and my rage burns in the intensity of thousand suns whenever I'm sitting at the bus stop and I can hear the mlemlemlem six feet over. 2D's fine though.

No. 1625295

>>1624110
Same, but in my case it's because the vast majority of cows posted here are literal whos to me so I would rather camp out in /g/, /m/ and /ot/

No. 1625466

>>1625288
Are you autistic?

No. 1625558


No. 1625886

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My confession is that once I was looking at clothes online and this model in picrel was really hot with exceptionally gorgeous tits so I saved the pictures. Yes I sound like a fucking moid, and no I didn't use it to masturbate so idek why I even did it. I am pathetic and I feel bad for sexualizing this random woman.

No. 1625887

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>>1625886
Samefag but I still find this sexy as fuck and I don't know why

No. 1625892

>>1625886
>>1625887
Anon I've had a habit of saving pictures of women I find beautiful since like the 6th grade. That includes clothing models, old hollywood extras, random women from advertisements, etc. I feel like this isn't even that weird tbh. I also don't jerk off to them, I just like to look at them and admire their beauty and sometimes recreate them in the sims so they can inhabit my saves (with a different name and made up backstory ofc).

No. 1625893

>>1625892
Idk I felt bad doing it because I had such a sexual reaction to her and specifically her tits so it just made me feel like a moid. But thanks for the reassurance, I appreciate you anon.

No. 1625901

>>1625886
Kek nonna, you remind me when I used to watch that alex gaudino music video 'destination calabria' because of the girls. I watched that on a music channel on tv on my room very late at night because I didn't want my parents to see me watching that, especially my mom cus she'd say "that vid is disgusting", I mean, I agree, and I always felt bad after for sexualizing them, I know it's a typical scrote video and I didn't masturbate nor anything, but still there I was looking at their asses like a typical scrote. Your pics are way better than that vid, every time I remember that song I just feel nasty and pathetic for spending way too many hours wake at night just to see some ass. Guess thats my confession.

No. 1625920

>>1625901
Early 2000s music videos were so coomerish. I didn't remember the name of the song but I immediately knew about which music video you were talking about nonna. We didn't know better at the time, so no need to be feel ashamed. Those music videos were really misogynistic and dehumanizing.

No. 1625931

I joined a lolcow discord a while ago and afterwards, found out one of the members is stalking the other member. The stalker is a 30+ year old woman who married a man she met online, the stalkee is a mentally ill woman who's in her twenties. The stalker even found nudes of the stalkee when stalkee was underage and told me that as if that's something to be proud of. Some anons really need mental help. I'm very well aware they can read this and know who I am and possibly attempt to doxx me as well but I'm just hoping the stalkee will find out by this message.
The stalkee is a woman who's went to japan for a man. As for proof of the stalkers info, they found out your Tumblr dressup account and old Tumblr account where you pretended to be a Latino and sent provocative pictures. They've also told me they found out the nudes you sent in 4chan but I'm unsure how they found it or if they're really yours.
You're not a nurse, you're lying and the stalker knows this as well. You've been a longterm user of this website and went by the name bib until recently.
Please go offline, multiple users in your server are stalking you and finding information about you, you also have unresolved mental issues that I really hope you can get the proper treatment for.

No. 1625935

>>1625931
>The stalkee is a woman who's went to japan for a man
japananon?

No. 1625936

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No. 1625937

>>1625901
Kek thanks for sharing. I’m glad I’m not alone. Just out of curiosity, did you turn out to be lesbian/bi?

No. 1625938

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>>1625931
>The stalkee is a woman who's went to japan for a man
Wait….
If this is all true, you guys are weird as fuck for going out of your way to stalk a overall harmless anon who was relevant for max 2 days. I know this is lolcow but..get help.

No. 1625939

>>1625938
Samefag, but wow I'm so shocked kek. My jaw literally dropped when I read that.

No. 1625949

>>1625931
i bet they are shaynatards

No. 1625952

character ai is roleplaying a threesome with me and 2 characters from the same show, this shit is wild

No. 1625954

>>1625952
i though they couldnt into nsfw

No. 1625959

>>1625931
Japanon is a legitimate cow and the "stalker" you're referring to is doing nothing of any harm. I wonder what your problem is.

No. 1625994

>>1625931
You really should have used a real vpn to post this 'roses'.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1626004

>>1625938
Yeah I agree the stalker is very scary. She found japanons underage nudes and told me about them and blamed japanon for having posted them online when she was like very young. I'm posting this here hoping japanon sees this. I don't know this nude situation is true but this is what stalker told me. She also told me that japanon does hauls after stealing stuff(cheap ss fuck shit that isn't gonna harm no one) and I'm scared this stalker will report japanon or something.

No. 1626008

>>1625931
So, you're saying you knew about her being an admitted pedophile in a position of power… With access to teenagers… And still simp for her?? Are you a calf?

No. 1626009

>>1625994
Am I supposed to be scared? Please get a real hobby, if anything this is definitely harming you mentally more than it's ever going to harm anyone else. Also vpns can easily be traced especially if you're looking at illegal content such as underage nudes willingly like you were so I'd advise against continuing your endeavors although I know you won't listen. Wouldn't be nice if japanon saw this and reported you, would it?

No. 1626010

>>1626008
Who? The stalker? I don't live in the same country so I couldn't report the stalker for saving underage nudes but japanon probably can.

No. 1626013

>>1626009
>>1626010
>>1626005
>>1626004
What nudes you retards, it was a post on Tumblr which called her out for posting underage nudes, not the nudes themselves.

I can't get my head around why the fuck you're all caping for Japanon, she's a horrid narcissistic cow. Documenting cow behaviour is the entire point of some of the boards on this site.

No. 1626014

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>>1625931
okay schizo

No. 1626024

>>1626013
Vpns aren't enough to protect you if you doxx and look up nudes of women who you know were underage at the time those pictures were taken. Anyone with a braincell would've stopped by now but you're going to keep going. I do hope you don't go on tumblr and find another random 15 year old girl and save her pictures thinking that's my old account like you did to her though.

No. 1626033

>>1626024
No one has doxxed Japanon and no one has found, let alone saved or posted, underage nudes. Again, I wonder what your problem is. Japanon has volunteered so much bizarre information and behaviour that people who frequent here are obviously going to investigate, but they'd have doxxed her already to the boards if they meant any harm. Are you being defensive because you see yourself in Japanon, schizo chan?

AYRT and I'm not the "stalker" btw.

No. 1626039

footfags always perplexed and mystified me. What could possibly be sexy about feet? I really didn't get it.
Then I met a tall woman with beautiful feet. And i'm still not a footfag but I kind of get it now. I would massage them or kiss them if she let me. And if she let me take her shoes off for her I might get a little wet. But really if she let me take anything off her it would be the same so maybe i'm not a footfag i'm just a her-fag.

No. 1626040

>>1626033
I won't keep this going as I have to go outside unlike you but just a warning, stop. The more you keep going the more trouble you'll be in. Don't you remember how obsessed japanon was with the japan dude and his ex? Do you really want her to be obsessed with you next? If anything, you've done much more than those two have, they definitely didn't doxx her and send her 15 year old selfies so people in her server after she spent so much time trying to hide her face.

No. 1626049

I sincerely hope liberalism loses this culture war.

No. 1626062

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>>1626040
so are you a pedophile? why are you spamming about nudes that no one has? take your meds.

No. 1626098

>>1626062
>>1626062
>you're a pedo because you exposed the fact that I doxxed and dig up underage nudes of a woman just because I thought she was cringy
You're a 35 year old unemployed woman who married an incel she met online. You're spending all of your time trying to bully younger women and thirstposting, you're pathetic and I genuinely hope Japanon fucks you over.(Discord vendetta infighting)

No. 1626107

>>1626039
I hope my bf thinks like this. He knows I like my feet being played with, i can basically get him in the mood now by taking a sock off and wiggling my toes. He even brought up how men use to go nuts for ankles, my dream lol

No. 1626151

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I need Japanon to fuck me, fuck I need it I need her to take me over her lap and spank me and call me a bad girl and tease me oh my gawwwwwwd please please please please please please please please SNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFF pant pant pant(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1626157

I’ve seen Japanons body and I don’t even think she’s that skinny.(ban evasion)

No. 1626159

>>1626157
shes hot(ban evasion)

No. 1626170

File: 1688653244621.gif (3.05 MB, 498x373, 46A2E414-A7E1-4797-950B-467566…)

I wash my hands so much throughout the day that I do it almost automatically, the issue is that when I’m stressed, I think I washed my hands when I didn’t. So I could’ve just scratched my nose, rubbed my eyes, scratched near my mons pubis, or picked up the bowl of food or water of my dog, and then I cook something for everyone at the house or serve something for everyone.
By the time I notice it’s too late for me to undo and clean whatever I was doing.
So Yeah.

No. 1626222

>>1625937
Yeah I'm bi but more into women.

No. 1626266

I have no idea what the show Succession is about nor which actors play in it.

No. 1626382

>>1625994
So does this mean that the stalker is a janny too?

No. 1626426

>>1626098
>You're a 35 year old unemployed woman who married an incel she met online.
Can anyone give me a tldr of who this anon is talking about and what this discord drama is about?

No. 1626446

There's an unidentified large bug in the hall outside my room and I'm ashamed of how scared I am to open the door and go face it.

No. 1626540

It is hard for me to feel anything about my Nigel’s grandmother getting cancer when all of my grandparents are dead… like I know it’s hard for everyone but I can’t feel anything, I’m just like welcome to the club. I hate being callous like this. She is a nice lady. I think I’m just resigned to the fact that being old inherently means suffering and dying.

No. 1626563

I love and am very attracted to my bf, but I want to make out with a girl sooooo bad. We got together 10 years ago before I realized that I was also attracted to girls, so I never had the chance to mess around and I keep having dreams about it. I feel too guilty to ever act on it, but damn I love women…..

No. 1626565

I am sick of seeing that ugly fucker grima wormtongue and his husbandofag everywhere on this goddamn site. Stop praising this retard for simping over an ugly moid, imagine being a husbandofag and chosing to simp over not only an ugly male, but a 3dpd one as well. You have unlimited choices and you choose a ratchet smelly moid who you can find a clone of in an east detroit allyway in seconds. People criticize kirbyfag for wanting to fuck a penguin, but at least she takes full advantage of being a husbandofag and going for something unachievable in reality.

No. 1626575

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words cannot express how much i hate men. if my life were not comfortable, if i felt suicidal, i would go to a college campus and shoot up as many males as i could. i want to cause them fear and pain and suffering. i want them to be as scared and traumatized as women are. i would take my own life after i killed the men so that no one could ever get another word out of me. they'd only have my manifesto where i detail that men must be killed to atone for all the agony they have caused, and how they have ruined the human existence.

No. 1626576

>>1626565
You lost me when you started defending the pink ball fucker thats nasty why can't you guys be normal and like snape or scott summers or martin mystery

No. 1626577

>>1626565
as someone who hasn't seen any of this i find this post hilarious

No. 1626578

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>>1626565
uh oh here we go again…And I will repeat again, I still love the douriffags because they're funny to me. Taste wars are retarded.

No. 1626580

>>1626565
Why is it that the ugliest husbandos get the most obsessive, active threads? Adam Driver, Paul Dano, now fucking Grima of all people. I almost want to assume it's all the same anon (it feels sequential, like jumping from one fav to another) who has both weird taste and spergy determination to constantly talk about him with zero shame, who then attracts a few other spergs like an autistic pied piper.

I guess those of us with normal celeb crushes are also normal about enjoying them and don't feel the need to simp 24/7.

No. 1626581

>>1626580
probably bc they get insulted out of the normal threads so they let all the stuff that's been festering inside come spewing out

No. 1626583

>>1626580
With the driverfags it used to be bannable to even mention him outside the thread, even negatively.

No. 1626586

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>>1626580
not really, i’ve had husbandos in the past and posted about them sometimes, some were weirder than others but i always was kinda bashful about it, idk what this man is doing to me, i have to actively fight the urge to post hourly every day. my tastes are very singular, you wouldn't understand, etc., i don't like those other guys i did once get banned for driverposting (in an ironic way)

>>1626565
>a ratchet smelly moid who you can find a clone of in an east detroit allyway in seconds
out of my fucking way guys looks like im moving to detroit

No. 1626588

>>1626585
You know you could've posted this without the picture and I wouldn't have to report you, can't you be less obvious.

No. 1626589

>>1626585
>Can we make a containment thread for 3dpd ugly moids?
They already have some wdym? If you mean the main one in /g/, they got kicked out for posting a lot. The ones in /m/ are already containment threads.

No. 1626591

>>1626565
Him and going for the unachievable has caused me nothing but pain, don't shit on others husbandos especially if they just happen to be a little schlubby it's rude and mean.

No. 1626593

>>1626585
I'm starting to think that the anons saying our namefags are just desperate for attention were right. You give such a bad name to the actual harmless ones.

No. 1626594

>>1626592
They did use the unconventional threads, but everyone else there told them to make their own.

No. 1626596

>3DPD
are you guys not aware that there is in fact a book titled Lord of the Rings which, coincidentally, is where the character comes from. did nobody write essays on tolkien in school.

No. 1626598

I wish there was some mechanic on the website, where avatarfagging was allowed, but with every post that user would fill up a dox-meter. As the meter gets more and more full, admins would slowly release more and more personal information about the user, starting out innocuously but getting more and more dangerous until a critical point where if they have become too addicted to the attention and can't stop themselves then they get fully doxxed.

No. 1626600

>>1626565
My husbando is very conventionally pretty and boring but even I am getting tired of people complaining about other anons having ugly husbandos. Why the fuck do you people care so much?

No. 1626604

>>1626600
Same (although idk if my husbando is pretty or not), but I think it's weird to complain so much about ugly husbandos as if those threads aren't extremely easy to ignore. I know because I've been using this site for like 5 years and didn't know anything about the husbando threads until I started using them recently. I only knew about ones like Kirbychan and Komaedachan since they have a legendary status.

No. 1626606

>>1626600
idgi either, they usually stick to one thread that can be hidden but some anons claim they're "everywhere"

No. 1626607

>>1626600
It's just annoying when I have to hide half the thread so I don't have to look at ugly stuff, no fun.

No. 1626609

>>1626606
samefag but debating over tastes in men is like fighting over pizza toppings

No. 1626610

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>>1626604
Samefag, but I also saw people complaining about the Grimafags..in the dourif thread. At this point it's completely self inflicted.

No. 1626617

anyway, sorry i don't feel like contributing more to this discussion and i'm very busy harassing mtg artists for their high res grima art. but i almost exclusively post drawings of him and not irl photos for a reason. so i still don't really understand anon's point.

No. 1626622

>>1626607
>I literally cannot stand when someone else's post anout something i don't like, I wish people with different tastes would just disappear. Your husbando needs to be pretty for me so I don't suffer a mental breakdown

No. 1626629

>>1626622
lol I just said annoying.
What's maybe even more annoying though is when they post ugly unrelated reaction pics. Not every post needs a picture.

No. 1626636

>>1626622
>I literally cannot stand when someone else's post anout something i don't like, I wish people with different tastes would just disappear.
NTA but yes. I used to make it my mission to use filters, word replacers, blocks, mutes, and, if it's very extreme, 4d chess tactic shitposts and falseflags to make sure that ships and characters I dislike never graze my vision on sites other than here.

No. 1626641

>>1626622
I unironically think this but work very hard everyday to not express it.

No. 1626649

i really love lacryboy's art. i think she has a great grasp of anatomy + her tastes are pretty similar to my own, subject-wise. also vaguely interested that she's a tif (?) and yet has never posted any tit scar characters

No. 1626650

>>1626622
>I literally cannot stand when someone else's post anout something i don't like, I wish people with different tastes would just disappear. Your husbando needs to be pretty for me so I don't suffer a mental breakdown
Yes. This is my confession to this thread.

No. 1626667

You guys share these opinions yet tell anyone with an "ugly" husbando to post alongside the others knowing damn well they're are low-key disliked instead of simply letting them create a thread for unconventional characters so they don't bother you all anymore

Very miserable behavior

No. 1626668

>>1626649
i just googled them and am experiencing utter bewilderment. yes, their art is fantastic, but it's such a bizarre mix. i see tranny porn. i see homestuck yaoi. i see cute normal art of female characters. i see beautiful art of historical figures. i see porn of child characters. what the fuck man.

No. 1626674

>>1626649
Just looked it up and I disagree, the art is really not that good. I could draw that well after 2 years of trying as a teen (although I couldn’t color for shit). I’m pretty sure most people could get there in like 4 years. Also looks like they are definitely “referencing” other art heavily and putting a little of their own stink on it. Raise your bar.

No. 1626675

>>1626667
They did post alongside the others, but then were told to make their own containment thread. So they make their containment zone, and nonnas STILL complain kek. There's no winning.

No. 1626697

>>1626675
>Implying Grimagate is the first stance of anons bullying unconventional characters, effectively repelling several users around the years for daring to post anything but bishies and regular videogame characters

No. 1626712

Anyone else hid in the bathroom for lunch? Anyone else was stinky in elementary school because lack of hygiene being taught from parents and a dirty household?
Just me? Okay

No. 1626727

I was the other woman now I am knowingly becoming the other woman. He's hot and says it's an open marriage because she's asexual. He's probably lying but I don't care

No. 1626782

>>1626727
Okay Miss Del Rey

No. 1626801

>>1626727
You sound unloved

No. 1626809

>>1626801
Just unfucked. So far. Schwing

No. 1626811

>>1626809
>schwing
Are you 45 years old

No. 1626815

>>1626811
I have an old black soul like ur mommas unpumiced horse hoof

No. 1626817

>>1626815
Oh, ew. Unfunny word salad, time to close tab

No. 1626863

Fucking hate Lana del rey and always have

No. 1626867

>>1626863
Harvey's in the sky with diamond's, and he's making me crazy
(I come alive, alive)
All he wants to do is party with his pretty baby

Come on, baby, let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
I know your wife and she wouldn't mind
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side

Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, baby
Woah, oh-oh, yeah

I fall asleep in an American flag
I wear my diamond's on Skid Row
I pledge allegiance to my dad
For teaching me everything he knows

Harvey's in the sky with diamonds, and he's making me crazy
(I come alive, alive)
All he wants to do is party with his pretty baby, yeah

Come on, baby, let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
I know your wife and she wouldn't mind
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side

No. 1626869

>>1626863
Summerfag sadness is catchy though.

No. 1626870

i probably spend like $600 a month on clothes

No. 1626874

>>1626869
Someone please find me the vine of the emo black kid doing an emo cover of summertime sadness

No. 1626902

>>1626874
This makes me laugh every time, kek

No. 1626904

>>1626712
>hid in the bathroom for lunch
Yeah in highschool after we weren't alowed to sit outside anymore because we had a shooting.
In elementary/middle school I paced back and forth in the parking lot playground/walked the track.

No. 1626919

>>1626382
>is the stalker a janny?
No, she's a boomer who's using VPN while doing illegal shit herself and thinks that's all it takes to hide her traces. The name she called me used to be my discord handle so it's not like she's some super hacker that found my name through my previous posts. Besides, if this person was a janny half of the site would have been doxxed already, kek.
>>1626426
There's not much to it, I only posted the discord drama hoping someone in the server would see it and the stalker would be kicked out. So the server owner is a young twenties woman suffering from delusions and eating disorder, she also met up some dude in Japan and made other bad choices (her age is important because the pics stalker found are almost from 10 years or so ago meaning server owner was underage)

The stalker is an unemployed mentally ill woman who's saving all kinds of information about the server owner like a deranged kiwifag. She also made these really creepy weird posts >>1626159 >>1626151
>>1626157 after I called her out on being unemployed and married to an incel which is pretty much the same shit this stalker mocked server owner for.

Stalker told me she even showed the information she found(like the men server owner was dating) to her husband, if you don't think someone showing vulnerable information about someone 10+ years younger than them to their old creepy husband is weird, idk what to say!
Anyway, she's obviously a creep and I advise against sharing any kind of sensitive information with anons from here on discord because there are a lot of them that are like her. Like this woman legitimately saved a randos nudes and then made weird ass posts saying she wanted to fuck the woman she's stalking while also making fun of her weight knowing full well the woman had an eating disorder.

No. 1626927

Lana Del Rey is the only celebrity I like and I truly love her, her music makes me cry and whenever I see a video of her it cheers me up.

No. 1626929

>>1626712
also grew up in a dirty household. I ended up developing OCD about hygiene and cleanliness (as in an actually diagnosed mental disorder, i'm not just flippantly saying omg i'm so ocd). Sucks.

No. 1626931

>>1626927
She's no different from other celebs

No. 1626935

>>1626931
I mean fair enough, I understand why people hate her and she has said and done a lot of things I don't like. I can't even fully explain it I just have this weird affection for her, I think because I've listened to her music for over a decade since I was a teenager and I relate to a lot of the lyrics in her more serious songs. And something about who she is as a person is just very endearing to me, from what I've seen and heard about her of course because with celebrities it's hard to really know what the person is like behind the facade they all put on.

No. 1626939

>>1626919
anons reading this who aren't involved, know that a lot of this is complete bullshit from a vendettafag. don't believe everything you read online.
and no, i'm not the sooper scawy "stalker" this person is referring to.

No. 1626942

My office job drains me mentally so much even though it's not even difficult, that I regularly consider taking physical jobs like cleaning or loading up shelves in a store

No. 1626949

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I find it such a joke my mom is doing the virtue signaling of protecting kids from pedos and even accusing people of pedos just because when she did fuck all when I told her about 2 separate incidents with creepy teachers during when it was happening. Thankfully no one got molested as one got ejected after 2 months but swept under the rug as "questionable background" and the other just fired after teaching the full year. It just infuriates me so much because she ignored me and acted like I was dramatic because y'know me being sick a lot I was obviously exaggerating my issues therefore I had to be exaggerating this. Had this been my brother, she would have immediately done something. I hate how much this stings.

No. 1626974

one time I was at a movie theater and I had to poop so bad after (popcorn makes me poop) and I went to the restroom and hastily put my ass over the seat but midway the shit started falling out of my asshole and a plop got onto the floor and I was too embarrassed to pick it up so I just left it there im sorry

No. 1627042

>>1626939
You ban evaded three times just to spam creepy sexual stuff about a young woman you despise for no reason(japanon), no one is going to believe you now.
I don't know what exactly is wrong with you but doxxing random anons as a grown adult in her thirties just to show their awkward photos taken as TEENAGERS to your incel husband isn't normal and I don't have to lie to make you look worse than you already do.

Also quit saying you're not the stalker, lmao. How would you know about the situation if you weren't the stalker? Ban evade and use vpns as much as you want, you and your broke husband will get financially fucked when one of the women you doxx decide to actually sue your ass.

No. 1627043

Nonnas I broke my no masturbation to porn streak… I don't feel any certain way about it.

No. 1627055

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>>1626874
this one?

No. 1627056

I've hated this thread before we found out it was fucking Rita that made it. Don't make shit threads like this with a fucking tiktok image. The Confessions thread is one of the easiest thread to make and you can always fucking delete and post again if you fuck it up. Don't be a ritard and do less then the bare minimum.

No. 1627057

>>1627056
We were on a nun streak at that, I'm kinda annoyed when newfags put random shit instead of the ongoing theme.

No. 1627058

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>>1627056
the nun themed op pic was useful for recognizing the thread at a glance, but secretly I want to see Usher used as the threadpic. I would laugh very hard. this is my confession.

No. 1627063

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>>1627057
>wah,wah,wah why are you bitches so mean to me, ME who isn't a newfag and just a farmer like everynonny. You're the newfag and should conform to the rules that I have and not the offical and unoffical rules of this forum!!! You just jelly of my pussy power!!
Every entitled newfag, plus with the shit threads like this it's just going to devolve to a shitposting thread
>>1627058
It needs to be nun themed like picrel

No. 1627067

>>1627063
This is perfect

No. 1627068

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No. 1627069

I love gossiping and I'm good at maintaining a nice, innocent girl image so people love to tell me everything they know unprompted but I'm actually judging the fuck out of old acquaitances after I learned about what they're up to since the last time I saw them. Now I know I'm doing better than them despite all the odds being against me at first and despite them being very judgemental when it came to my horrible health or poverty from back when we went to university too, unlike them. It's very satisfying.

No. 1627071

I'm considering texting my ex because it has been way too long since I've got my pussy ate and masturbating just isn't doing the trick. I'm just weighing if the humiliation of it all is worth the orgasms.

No. 1627076

>>1627063
LMAO thank you so much

No. 1627087


No. 1627320

>>1626870
Me on manga

No. 1628493

>>1615379
what author? please



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