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No. 1965867

drunk and typing edition

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>>>/ot/1930750

No. 1965875

Threadpic isn't even related to the thread topic. Newfags suck.

No. 1965877

I'm 27 and live off my rich boyfriend. I have no education apart from high school, no friends and spend all my time fantasing about my ex best friend and telling OF whores and their incel simps to unalive on twitter. I try to make friends but it never works out. They always ghost me. Nothing and no one has felt right since 2013.

No. 1965884

>>1965875
Am OP, there never was a definitive rule to keep the nun theme consistently, it was probably for fun. Another anon can change it the next thread and I agree the nun theme is cute but confessions context can be anything outside of church. I feel like a sperg explaining drunk = confessing personal stuff you wouldn’t want people most people to know. You would know that if you would stop postering as an oldfag and causing trouble just for the fun of it. I wonder why you’re getting all hot and bothered about the threadpic? I know the reason, definitely.

No. 1965886

>>1965884
I know anons like to think everyone is just super angry, but genuinely I'm not hot and bothered. It doesn't have to be a nun pic, but in general thread pics should be related to the thread topic.

No. 1965892

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>>1965884
nta i don't care about oldfags or newfags or the threadpic, i just like nuns, never stop nunposting. also the woman in the pic is hot

No. 1965893

>>1965886
Idk what to tell you but to use your imagination and connect context clues, but I know that’s an impossible task for autistic women. Thanks for starting the thread with infighting so you can deliberately kill it, you massive labia owning faggot.(infighting)

No. 1965894

>>1965893
You're doing all of the infighting. Also,
>trying to use big labia as an insult
Kek.

No. 1965895

>>1965894
my confession: you stink anon, massive fun killer

No. 1965896

>>1965893
what the fuck is a massive labia owning faggot, i can't connect the context clues

No. 1965897

>>1965896
kekkkk

No. 1965899

>>1965895
You stink too, smelly.

No. 1965903

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>>1965899
ermmmmmmmm WRONG

No. 1965904

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I've used all my italian power to create this, i think i could make that Da Vinci guy cry

No. 1965905

>>1965903
You'll never be able to rinse that funk off, sewerfag.

No. 1965908

>>1965904
oo this is elite, next thread pic pleaseeee
>>1965905
why am I dying from this lmao

No. 1965935

My confession is that I think this thread reeks and could use a lot of fabreze (by fabreze, I mean actual confessions). Start confessing, nonichkas!

No. 1965946

whenever i read posts by tims i imagine them to have this demon troon voice that sounds like the cod zombies and i always laugh to myself KEK especially when they’re trying to be cute in the post

No. 1965954

I fucking hate seeing other women's bodies in media, especially curvy ones. I've built up a tolerance for "boyish" models but hourglass types are an instant nope for me. I do believe that the female form is superior, but it should be repulsive to a normal straight woman. It's fucking weird when supposedly heterosexual women purchase candles shaped like decapitated blow up dolls or nitpick celebrity titties. I don't EVER want to hear about that shit. It reminds me of porn addicted straight men turning prison gay. It's not normal. It's also a deeply misogynist phenomenon because male bodies are NEVER a topic for discussion among people who aren't "into" them. Even faggots just praise them for the muscles and that's it. But women's bodies have become an acceptable topic for public discussion, people criticize it the way they would a drawing. Everyone. Being subjected to Sydney Sweeny's cleavage on billboards is just as disturbing as being flashed by a homeless junkie and I'll die on this hill.

No. 1965974

>>1965954
You're right tbh, whenever someone criticizes wayyyy to much another person from the same sex, I assume that person may be gay or at least a little gay or Bi, because it's just not normal to nitpick someone's body to hell and back, specially while focusing on breasts, butt or even vagina, like why the hell focus so much on that? It's weird and gross.

No. 1965977

You failed us by not chosing nuns I hope you know this.

No. 1965978

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My confession is that I need nun Elsie so I can make a cool banner out of it

No. 1965989

>>1965954
I thought you were about to talk about beauty standards or just actresses or singers minding their own business, not these god forsaken candles. I saw them in a store I went to recently and found them repulsive, the proportions looked so cartoony.

No. 1965990

I want to tear into a whole block of bologna I Love processed Meat

No. 1965991

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>>1965884
You're so not funny.

No. 1966000

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>>1965991
>locking imminent at 1200 posts
>i made the new thread when it was one post away from needing to make a new one

why do you keep harping on it you loser bitch kek, go pick up a fucking hobby, go eat a banana and calm down and go outside(infighting)

No. 1966002

>>1965946
something about TIFs reminds me of an arrested desexed nullified animal who’s completely turned their locomotion off to avoid predators

No. 1966007

>>1965954
I see what you mean regarding nitpicking but idg
>I do believe that the female form is superior, but it should be repulsive to a normal straight woman
aren't the ones nitpicking repulsed by female bodies? most normal straight, non-nitpicky women usually don't feel strongly in either extreme

No. 1966016

i keep thinking this is a new dumbass shit thread. this is why you have to stay on theme otherwise i can't find the right threads.

No. 1966021

>>1966016
you anons are so lame trying to shut this down

No. 1966024

>>1966021
>trying to shut this down
kek what i just said it's hard to find the thread cause i think it's something else, that's my confession

No. 1966026

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>>1965991
I thought the lock happened a certain amount of time after the 1200 posts message and was worried about not getting the new thread link posted in time so I have made new threads too early… In hindsight it is obvious it would be after a certain amount of posts. I am sorry & pls forgive me oldfags.

No. 1966048

i have to confess that i fuckin hate the OP pic, i get that OP might be a chronic drunk IRL but i also gotta confess that i have never been drunk enough to start admitting shit i wouldn't admit in public, mainly because i don't have friends irl but my point still stands.

No. 1966051

>>1966048
After 2 beers I start fucking myself with the bottles

No. 1966056

>>1966000
You sound like such a twitter zoomer right now, nonny. It's impossible to take it seriously

No. 1966064

Please bring back our dearest nunnacita with the next threadpic.

No. 1966065

>>1966051
girl…
the TMI thread is that way.
>>>/ot/1930878

No. 1966079

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My crush at work just admitted to prefer femboys over women, I want to kill him then kill myself cause wtf that's disgusting man. This is the worst way to discover someone's gay

No. 1966082

>>1966079
kick him on the balls, call him all the homophobic slurs you know and then drop him on a gay bar so he dies of rape by a 1000 men (that probably have AIDS)

No. 1966084

>>1966079
You dodged a bullet like a matrix character, nonna.

No. 1966087

>>1966064
I miss when nonnas were petty enough to demand certain threads to get closed if they were made by a newfag who doesn't know shit. Dunno maybe mass reporting and enough anons could do it, that was definitely a thing.

No. 1966090

>>1966086
that won't work im pretty sure the same amount of nonnas that demanded dumbass shit to not be autosaged would have been enough to delete a thread in seconds, but we are never getting dumbass shit back.

No. 1966095

>>1966079
how do bisexual men end up being bigger fags than actual faggots.

No. 1966102

>>1966090
>but we are never getting dumbass shit back.
I still have faith. Just give it some time

No. 1966104

>>1966090
Listen, mass reporting works, I've seen it. We used to believe /2X/ would never be reopened and there you have it, plus we now have GC threads again. Banners are added and then readjusted. It's all community effort, don't give up

No. 1966118

>>1966090
dumbass shit will return and begin a golden era of dumbassery. I saw it in the prophecies

No. 1966131

>>1966090
We all want it back the farmhands will bend

No. 1966165

>>1965991
Nta and OP probably is a newfag, but tbh years ago no one cared about reaching the actual thread limit before making a new thread as long as you were at like 1190 posts. You're supposed to make it before the limit anyway so you can post the link, it's annoying when a thread fills up too fast for a new thread link to be posted.

No. 1966175

>>1966104
why even was dumbass shit autosaged? it's just a shitpost thread

No. 1966176

>>1966175
It's not a shitpost thread..

No. 1966179

>>1966176
don't be a baby, you know exactly what i mean

No. 1966188

>>1966175
because it was the root of all evil and ruining the website duh. we're doing so much better now that it's gone

No. 1966192

>>1966179
Im not being a baby. It's literally not a shitpost thread.

No. 1966197

>>1965884
>you don't like my picture cause your racist!
Race-baiting to purposely start infighting to avoid criticism? If only you'd supported trannies while admitting to being a moid, then you could have speedran the ban gauntlet.

No. 1966201

>>1966197
nta but she didn't say that, and the girl is pretty and relatable. stop trying to make infights.

No. 1966202

>>1966197
I'm sorry but where exactly did OP bring up racism? Because everybody must have missed it.

No. 1966207

>>1966202
She implied it here >>1965884

No. 1966208

>>1966207
Oh ffs, can it be an open rule to use nun imagery as the only confession thread pics? Just to avoid infights like this?

No. 1966214

>>1966207
not really?

No. 1966216

>>1966208
The OP pics don't have to be nuns, if OP chose something non-nun related that still had something to do with confessions I doubt this many anons would've said anything. Idk why anons are so sensitive to their thread pics getting crapped on now kek. Nta.

No. 1966220

>>1966208
I like >>1965904 either way kek

No. 1966228

>>1966214
It’s ok, nonny. Implicit meanings can be hard for autists to understand

No. 1966231

>>1966228
no, you're just a race obsessed schizo. not everyone is, i pray you find help xo

No. 1966241

>>1966231
Kek. That fact that you’re literally a sped because you’re too autistic to understand what was obviously implied has nothing to do with me being “race-obsessed.” I wasn’t even any of the anons that criticized the threadpic, I was just providing context to the anon who asked

No. 1966246

>>1966241
>incoherent raging
meds and therapy(infighting/derailing)

No. 1966249

>>1966246
So you admit you have 0 reading comprehension? Glad we could finally reach an understanding(infighting/derailing)

No. 1966251

>>1966249
>if you don't entertain my monkey screeching, you have zero reading comprehension!!!!!
ok

No. 1966253

As soon as I saw the op pic I knew the spergs here would derail because it isnt a nun pic
Some nonas really spend all their lives here and make stupid shit like thread pics their entire identity

No. 1966260

My confession is that I deeply desire and hope that next thread pic isn’t a nun either because kek what is this

No. 1966261

Anons stop fighting pls let's hug, love and peace

No. 1966265

>>1966261
Spoken like a true god fearing nun

No. 1966271

Maybe the real nun was the anon we made along the way

No. 1966272

>>1966216
It has been nuns for years

No. 1966275

>>1966175
>>1966179
It wasn't supposed to be a shitpost thread, we had the retarded shitpost thread for that

No. 1966281

My confession is that I've always wanted an Agnes of God thread pic because I'm autistically obsessed with that film and the screenplay it's based on. It also inspired my decision in becoming a nun later in life.

No. 1966310

>>1966275
It’s like a miscellaneous shooting the shit thread. The retard thread is what it says on the tin, we don’t wanna scroll through autistic sonic memes to have a conversation.

No. 1966324

My confession is that I love the taste of malt liquor beer, honestly beer in general, love it, love a heineken, tastes like weed. I cant drink it too much though cause it makes my pussy stink! Okay thats my confession!

No. 1966331

>>1966272
They don't have to be, just something related to confessions.

No. 1966334

>>1966087
>tfw I’m OP who’s posted on this site for years and threads were always made when it exceeded or was at the 1200 line

you need to go outside and quit bitching about this shit. imagine some palestinian child fighting for their life right now and your biggest plight as an anon is that someone decided to make a different threadpic for a thread confessed about wanting to fuck the mascots on the nerds gummy clusters packaging. you’re ridiculous as hell calling everyone newfag(infighting, derailing)

No. 1966344

I’m elderfag atp, some of us are autistic and hate change, please respect that damn it

No. 1966348

>>1966344
some of us are autistic and ableist, get over it.

No. 1966353

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>>1966334
>Think of the Palestinian children before caring about anything!
Okay, I don't have any skin in this regardless, but that's the funniest possible response to what's going on in this thread.

No. 1966369

>>1966334
Go back to twitter

No. 1966375

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>>1966369
i don’t have twitter. but I can be as snug as a bug for you, darling nonna

No. 1966381

>>1966253
It's hard to find the thread, you wouldn't understand

No. 1966382

I have a guy at my company who idek but he has a massive crush on me and is unlike other guys in that he purposefully goes out of his way to see me. Most guys that think I’m cute will look at me and talk about me to other guys but they don’t approach outright. I find it kinda redeeming that this guy tries to run into me at least once a day. I feel pathetic saying it but I have a slight crush at this point because I have nothing else going on romantically and the thrill of seeing how I’ll see him that day is fun. I feel so embarrassed admitting this, I think I’m just horny and need to get laid. I work with a lot of cute guys and there’s options but none of them are this brazen. This one is the only one who acts on it and now it’s making me wanna see him more kek.

No. 1966419

I have a unhealthy HATE for Jordan Peele's crusty ass lips, okay they aren't crusty but they are always…like dry. I just hate them, I find him hilarous, I love Keye and Peele as a show, I love his movies, but I find myself looking at his dry ass lips, ugh.
I think it's just a thing i have, I hate people on video/tv with Dry lips. I do not get why they don't notice. Shayna took a picture in a christmas sweater once and he lips had two huge plates of crust on them, and I'm like, "Did she not notice? Does that shit not hurt? "
Do people who take pictures with crusty lips just not care?????

No. 1966426

i feel innately superior to really fat people, especially since everyone i’ve known who was really fat was arrogant and smug.

No. 1966434

>>1966419
I'm gonna look at them now and I kinda hate you for it. JK i dont hate you. I'm just salty you put the image in my head now.

No. 1966518

My friend's gonna chat w her bf about something that's been bothering her that he's been doing and I honestly kinda hope it goes shit. I hate that moid.

No. 1966657

i wish .webp wasn't supported here, at least before when i saved pics from here i didn't have to worry about them having a retarded format.

No. 1966750

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I spent 45 hours listening to the pod of an absolute DOORSTOPPER of a fanfic, and it was so unbelievably good that I PMS-cried uncontrollably for literal hours and hours when it was over bc I missed the characters so much

No. 1967072

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>saw cute pic of america from hetalia in husbandofag thread
>sighs and remembers when I knew a scrote who looked exactly like him in that pic but he was sadly a manlet still cute tbh
>feelsbadnonnies
>just want a cute scrote to kidnap and dress up in cute little outfits and treat him like a pet
>he’ll be like that retarded looking pet that you go on walks with in public that everyone feels bad for so they want to pet him and take pics of him but no dogleash fetish faggotry
>there’s nothing sexual about dressing him up in girly outfits i just want to embarrass him and trap him in my house relying on my full support for the fun of it

No. 1967107

>>1966750
You could have mentioned it was Hiccup/Jack Frost yaoi to make your confession even better kekkk

No. 1967139

I actually considered not going to work today, just skipping work entirely and staying home. I should do that someday and hope I'll get fired over it.

No. 1967143

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My friend is dating this dude and he asked her if she knew me. When she said yes, he started bragging about how his friend used to bully me in middle school and called me “chopped.” I stalked him a bit on social media and found out he’s friends with a guy who allegedly murdered a dude for no reason. He sold my friend laced acid and uses girls for sex (he hooks up with them and then blocks them). I can’t believe he has the audacity to mock me for how I acted in middle school as a heavi bullied and abused autistic child when he walks around with self inflicted wounds and did ketamine in a porta-potty. I’m so tempted to DM and cuss him out but then he would know my friend told me and I don’t want her to get in trouble

No. 1967185

>>1966750
Im going to listen to the podfic now anon! Also I really want to get into fic binding but idk where to start.

No. 1967258

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I dumped my ex in December cause her frequent self-harm and constant crisis emotions were draining me. We're still friends though, to both of our surprise, and meet up once a week to keep watching our dumb reality tv shows.
She's recently fallen in with a poly group of genderspecials and she was gushing about her new social life. Then the next time we speak, she's crying cause she's got herpes. MFW

No. 1967274

>>1967258
What's with anons posting nightmare scenarios these days

No. 1967277

for the first time in my life I feel happy with my body and face. I've worked so hard to love myself this last year and I'm grateful i put in the work.

No. 1967321

>>1967258
staying friends with her is going to come back to bite you right on the ass when things inevitably go to shit with this group and she comes running to you for comfort

No. 1967330

>>1967321
Yeah, probably. It's unfortunate that I still care.

No. 1967644

i really like watching videos of people griefing old ass perverts in second life, lol. it takes very little at all to make these randy grannies seethe and they always act so self-important.

No. 1967687

sometimes when a thread doesn't have that many images posted in it i feel like a child who's unable to sit through a book unless it's got pictures

No. 1967712

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>>1967687
ok nonnie I'll start posting reaction images with all my posts just for you ♥

No. 1967723

I can't stop thinking about how hot it was having sex with my bf the other night. Then we had a cute night of playing stardew and he was do sleepy he went to bed and when I got in the moonlight was hitting him perfectly and the sheets were down and he just looked beautiful and I got to stare at him uninterrupted and sear the sight in my mind and I just wanna ask him if his legs are tired from runnin' through my mind all day

No. 1967736

>>1967712
NTA but I thought this was oddly cute. I hope you do it for her, nona.

No. 1967765

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>>1967687
kek same, i feel like pic rel when i finally see an interesting thread full of pictures

No. 1968103

Whenever I read a stupid discussion here about relationships I thank my parents for giving genes that wired my brain to celibacy.

No. 1968113

>>1968103
They just gave me autism but agreed kek, cannot see what the obsession with dating and relationships are—especially with moids. There's no way it isn't more of a hassle than it's worth

No. 1968147

i'm so pissed at myself for getting fooled by fucking bumble pics he looked kinda androgynous but in a good way and so lesbian and oh my god what a horrible date

No. 1968154

Booked a multi month long solo trip in a major city and I’m flipping between super excited and scared. I’ll be in a program the first month but after that I’m staying in hostels by myself. (In the women only dorms). Since it’s such a major city I also swing between there being too many people but also I can just blend in.

No. 1968182

>>1968147
>he
>so lesbian

No. 1968185

>>1968182
calling men lesbians is my biggest peeve i think

No. 1968195

>>1968147
>woman realizes that long hair don't make a man a good person

No. 1968199

>>1968182
>>1968195
are you dumb? that's why i'm mad. he's a man but looked the part and didn't disclose himself.

No. 1968212

>>1968199
How can you not tell the difference between a moid and a lesbian? That one’s kinda on you

No. 1968220

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>>1968212
Victim blaming a woman for getting tricked by a photoshopped picture of a man? On my lolcow?

No. 1968252

Sometimes, I genuinely feel guilty for not being attracted to men of my own race. Then, I remember I'm still attracted to women of my race. Also, men are more likely to date interracially and are usually unapologetic about it, anyway.

No. 1968344

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I got accepted into a top PhD (earth sciences) program and I have like a day to accept or decline. But now I am starting to want a change in area of study. I am considering epidemiology instead. The pros are that I like biology, stats, and coding and my entire family is in medicine, but these factors alone did not drive the shift. By FAR the largest reason I want to shift careers is because I have the most extreme autism over the man in picrel

Background
>Surgeon and parasitologist
>Is 29/30 in picrel
>Went to Antarctica with Scott in 1911

It is also part of the reason I am in the program I am in now because I want to go to Antarctica like him. I could take a gap year but I am afraid that I am too much of a 'sperg to keep in contact with my recommenders for that long. There's literally nothing wrong with the work that I do and I could see myself making a career out of it—but my choices are all for the love of him. I have spent hours (collectively not all at once) literally cooming to this man.

Please give me your brutally honest opinions about me or my 3D historical husbando so that I can stop being a retard and continue with my education

For context I am graduating college next month, I have never taken a gap year between pre-school and now.

No. 1968375

>>1968185
Same. I actually have to stop myself from a-logging.

No. 1968413

>>1968344
I can't tell you if you should or shouldn't, but I can maybe offer some things to think about. Have you been interested in this man for even a year? Are you sure that your interest in him is not fleeting and fickle? Are you 100% sure that you'll be happy in that path even if you fall out of love with him? If you erase him from the situation, does epidemiology still have more pros than earth sciences?Is earth sciences just alright or is it something that you could really love doing?

Also, do you absolutely know that you'll get a chance to go to Antarctica? I'm really asking cause Idk much about it. I assumed that it's like astronauts where only a select few actually get to go to space.

No. 1968423

>>1968413
>Have you been interested in this man for even a year?
Our 1 year anniversary is in May
> If you erase him from the situation, does epidemiology still have more pros than earth sciences?
No he is the only reason, otherwise I am satisfied with earth science
>Also, do you absolutely know that you'll get a chance to go to Antarctica?
A lot of people go to Antarctica every year, not as selective as being an astronaut. Most people though (even researchers) only stay for like a few weeks at most so it would be more like a visit than a long-term stay. It would be a lot easier to go there and stay for a while as a researcher

No. 1968445

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No. 1968458

>>1968344
>Is 29/30 in picrel
jesus, he looks 50

No. 1968463

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>>1968445
This has always been a conscious thought of mine, though none of the women who I've spoken to who've been down there have said they dealt with this.
>>1968458
KEK here he is at 31 or 32. Please insult him more, he was a Tory

No. 1968527

>>1967185
hope you enjoy it and cry as much as I did nonnie then I won’t feel so stupid

>>1967107
the shame of knowing the best fic I ever read was fucking crossover DreamWorks yaoi is too much for me to think about kek

No. 1968543

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My life has gone significantly downhill since I turned 30. I tell all younger nonnies that they’ll be ok after 30 because I want other women not to feel like they’re less valuable, but I feel like I’m lying and in denial because I’m not doing well at all.

No. 1968553

>>1968543
Can you confess why it's worse aside from feeling like you squandered prettiness or shallow crap like that

No. 1968560

>>1968553
I just have much less hope and resilience now, probably due to lots of recent family deaths and stuff.
I haven’t bought a home or really built anything, and I haven’t found a fulfilling relationship (though I don’t entirely blame myself for that bc most men aren’t going to provide that)

I loved my old city and had built a bit of a decent life there but I had to move because I wasn’t making good money like every other 30 year old I hung out with. I hate where I live now and I feel far less drive and motivation to do new things and make new friends anymore as opposed to in my 20s.

It’s not like all 30 somethings are doing this poorly, but I feel like a hypocrite telling other anons it gets better because I’m full of shit

No. 1968577

>>1968560
You're still young, your life can change. Move back, do something nice for yourself, or find a hobby, I love you and you will be okay.

No. 1968601

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several things

1- i drink from a sippy cup. I am not one of those sickos with weird fetishes. I think they are underrated and way superior to normal cups. It's spilling proof and its really handy if you are an angry retard gamer keyboard smasher who used to spills cups all the time due to tard rage
2-when i was 9 i saw my dad's hairy ass because i peeped on the bathroom keyhole out of curiosity
3-i have a discord account i use to interact with the FGC where i larp as a fit 6foot brazilian man but i am a 5 foot fat argentinian woman
4-i have tried peeing while standing
5-i am a shayfag

No. 1968608

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>>1968577
Ty nonna I appreciate that

No. 1968613

>>1968601
Kek I have something similar: when myspace was still a thing I used to pretend to be a hot spanish young man with a very busy social life despite being a brazilian uggo shut-in. I deleted the whole thing once I met this nice girl cus I felt guilty, she didn't deserve to be lied to. Man, sometimes I miss it, it was exhausting but it felt good at the same time, it was like a drug but I am glad I don't catfish anymore.

No. 1968641

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I wish I could ebeg shamelessly on the internet. I’m almost about to faint from not eating enough and I’m so hungry and broke. I’m jobless and it’s hard finding a job at the moment. I’m so fucking jealous of people who are able to successfully ebeg and get money from strangers because I desperately need it just to feed myself, I would even stoop so low to swindle horny moids on dating apps out of their money by engaging in fetish shit. I would be surprised if I wake up alive and I’m not dead or in a coma from not eating seriously, and I ate something earlier that should have kept me going for the entire day but my metabolism keeps burning through it. I’m hongry starving and broke help

No. 1968671

>>1968641
Is there any food banks or anything similar to that where you live? Surely there has to be some source of food somewhere. I hope you find some luck soon.

No. 1968789

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I confess that sometimes i talk about moids too much here, because i barely did it in my past or do it irl, i am sorry.

No. 1968844

>>1968789
Nice pic choice

No. 1968872

I hate that my parents were christcucks and said I couldn't date cause I don't even know how to approach people outside of dating apps. So far the guys have asked have been taken (they never post about their partners) and one guy who showed interest in me + asked for my contact at concert i went to doesn't seem to like texting me
>>1965884
two non nun threads in a row seriously?

No. 1968935

>>1968671
i’m probably sure there are but i’m too embarrassed to do that so I will just rummage through whatever to see what I can eat. thanks anon

No. 1968942

My autism makes me hate surprises so I enjoy spoilering myself shit I like because I want to know if I'm gonna waste my time or not, in my life I consumed a lot of shit media and I feel like I could do better things.

No. 1968962


No. 1968963

>>1968962
the fact that they throw out items that are still perfectly fine to use is what makes me want to fly into an uncontrollable rage. i hate their excuse being “we don’t want lawsuits if someone gets sick/something happens” then make a new law so you aren’t liable for donating your products and food that your retarded companies think are expired or unsellable

No. 1968983

>>1968942
I hate wasting my time on shit media too, especially things like books that end up having a trope or twist I hate kek but I don't know until I've spent hours with it. I looked up the ending to a long TV show because of this and decided not to watch it and my friend called me a psycho kek

No. 1968988

i shoplift sometimes just for fun tbh. just minor shit like candy bars

No. 1968989

>>1968988
I miss the shoplifting subreddit where people would post hauls for some reason it made me laugh seeing candy and drugstore makeup laid out like big capers

No. 1968991

>>1968220
thanks nona i feel a bit better about being catfished. like how is it my fault if he looked really androgynous and photoshopped his nudes? it's not even like i entertained him or anything, i just clocked his manly voice first thing, told him that it wasn't cool and left.

No. 1969000

I used to scam retard moids out of money via giftcards on kik and discord by larping as a broke college student and sending them pics from r/selfie. I didn't need the money, it was just for fun. I kinda miss being a scammer

No. 1969010

>>1969000
How? Give tips.

No. 1969045

I definitely discriminate against obnoxiously beautiful people. Especially influencers. I can't stand it when someone looks super perfect and put together. I know a lot of people think beautiful people get a free pass but I think I actively distrust and hate people who are attractive more than normal looking/ugly people. I can't entirely explain why, maybe it's jealousy but I can never take anything they say seriously.

No. 1969107

>>1969045
you sound insufferable

No. 1969114

i used AI art to make my JavaScript simple video game final project in college, there's nothing i regret.

No. 1969116

>>1969010
nta but i did this in highschool via swiping nudes from obscure porn sites. it was bad because that was technically revenge porn but i never had a need to work after school for $$$ kek. you could probably do it way easier with ai these days

No. 1969118


No. 1969124

>>1969045
is it people who look a certain way or just beautiful people in general? because there are definitely people with the perfect influencer “look” (and maybe lifestyle), but still not very attractive compared to a normal naturally beautiful person. the former grates my gears a little too but the latter is a regular person who just happened to win the genetic lottery.

No. 1969137

>>1969045
Sounds like you're just coping with the fact you're average looking.

No. 1969142

>>1969137
nta, post pics or shut the fuck up fuggo

No. 1969160

>>1969045
tbh I think you’re describing the way a lot of anons on this site think and act.

No. 1969184

I just spent 20 minutes writing a post in the cow yourself thread but my computer messed up and I couldn't post or copy paste it. I feel sort of relieved to be honest.

No. 1969210

>>1969184
Type that shit up and post it I want to be nosy and read your business.

No. 1969242

When I’m at rock bottom in complete misery and can’t figure out how to go on, i visit r/regretfulparents and read a bunch of posts there about people who have violent autistic monster children, sometimes like 3 of them somehow, or are 20 with a baby and toddler and no support, or have grown children who treat them horribly & are thieving drug addicts, etc, and I wind up feeling a little better. at least better enough to put the noose away for the moment. Because at least I don’t have children I have to take care of.

No. 1969247

>>1969210
I tried to remember what I wrote but once I wrote it down I realized I'm barely a cow, just a loser kek. Might rewrite it though just for you nonnie.

No. 1969253

I'm bordering on almost 2 years of unemployment…I couldn't find a job and felt like a huge failure compared to my friends who were more put together than me.

No. 1969261

>>1969242
KEK same, goes to show you things really could be worse. I might be depressed but at least I didn't sacrifice my body and morals to keep a moid just for him to not give a shit about me and our severely autistic kids

No. 1969265

>>1969242
It really feels like 50% of the parents on there have 2+ severely developmentally disabled children. Just popped over there because I love reading it in a “god I’m so glad that’s not MY life” way too and one of the most recent posts was about how hard it is to deal with her child because she’s so stressed out about her porn addicted husband who works 48 hr weeks. It’s taking everything in me not to a-log.

No. 1969267

>>1969265
It’s funny because IRL this women will talk down to you like they feel sorry that you aren’t chained by kids and a manchild husband.

No. 1969286

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>>1969265
Was it this one? All of this and she admits she still sleeps with him. Beyond bleak, I'd rather die alone than risk being in this situation

No. 1969463

>>1969286
No lol that’s a different one, this woman was complaining abt her son probably having adhd and her husband being a porn addict who works 4 12 hr shifts a week, and she also works full time. Her kid sounds like a handful but I feel like not having a porn addict scrote around would help her mental health tremendously.

No. 1969508

I want to live in a farmette so badly, I feel like such a cottagecore larper so I haven’t told anyone this irl, especially because the only way to make a sustenance farm viable would be for me to be making $150k+ in a girlboss job and making my Nigel be the farmhand and a sahd kek.

No. 1969512

>>1969508
>sahd
Stay at home dairy farmer?

No. 1969537

>>1969512
You made me laugh out loud nonnie, no Ive always wanted a little granola kid that I’m not going to let watch tv or eat red40.

No. 1970108

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I would probably do drugs if I had a plug.

No. 1970116

>>1969508
my friend's colleague and his wife are both a young couple with engineering jobs who live on some land with a hobby farm or attempting homesteading, you don't need to go full farmer mode to raise your own food in some ways.

No. 1970224

I feel like if past lives are real then I was definitely a man or a crossdressing woman who was was an adult in ~1900-1910 and probably was a surgeon or something similar

No. 1970309

daniel larson doing those jumping jacks and crying about the george floyd protests always makes me kekkkk

No. 1970342

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I just laughed for 5 mintues, because I saw a Urinal, like moids have to stand up and piss, Kek, into these weird ass sink things, what the fuck? Why are they designed that way?? Like who thought of it, kek. It's so fucking funny I'm sorry.

No. 1970477

I'm sleepy but I want to keep working, I have like a month to finish this project but I've been doing okay. I also just want to play degrees of lewdity, so I seriously want to finish this part for today and continue tomorrow so I can play, I don't even find the game sexy, I just like the whole challenge of making money and dressing up my retarded character.
Maybe I should just re-download the sims.

No. 1970492

>>1970342
When I was a kid I fully thought they were kid's sinks because they were low down and look so much like sinks. I stuck my hand in one once expecting water to come out, luckily my parents stopped me before I actually touched it. Even after that I always wanted to touch the soap thing inside it as a kid

No. 1970505

>>1970342
Imagine having such stupid physiology that you need a whole separate fixture to piss without making a mess.

No. 1970513

>>1965867
>plays while scrolling the thread

No. 1970520

>>1970513
Samefagging it, but if you could imagine me, a 2nd grader with a CD player, listening to this album on the bus.
My confession is I think Jewel may have changed my trajectory at a young age, and it made me a social outcast as a kid. i regret nothing.

No. 1970581

>>1970492
>soap thing
theres a soap thing? im realizing i never saw a uniral in real life

No. 1970683

>>1968935
No problem, I sincerely hope you'll be alright. If it makes you feel any better most people now are choosing the food bank as their grocery option. I'm in Canada and the food prices here are fucked. I can't imagine what its like trying to feed a whole family.

On another note, the food from the food bank is also a lot of food that will be wasted if people don't come pick it up. My mom has volunteered at her local for like 15 years and she brings back a lot of leftovers that end up being tossed anyways. So don't feel embaressed, it's there for everyone!

No. 1970693

I have a real seething hatred for women who get cosmetic surgery/procedures. Especially women who get boob jobs. Like oh great, you could afford to make yourself pretty and now I feel extremely inferior and ugly, wonderful! Get fucked bitch.

No. 1970704

>>1970693
imo unaltered is prettier but your attitude is what's making you ugly not the lack of plastic

No. 1970707

>>1970693
thought you were hating them for normal reasons like self hatred but you’re just the same as them, just broke.

No. 1970708

>>1970693
Tbh it should be reserved for women who legitimately have messed up boobs like tubular breasts, breast cancer victims, LEGIT flat chested (not anything below D cups being flat), etc. I've seen a lot of women have perfectly fine or nice boobs get surgery typically due to unrealistic standards especially when it comes to boobs for some reason

No. 1970710

I'm completely un-manipulatable. When I get hate comments I just delete and block, I don't even acknowledge them. I've had salesmen try to get me to buy faster by claiming someone else is coming but I just block them and tell them they can have it. Moids try to get me to do things by acting passive aggressive or claiming other girls did it, I don't care, I just block them and forget it. Manipulators hate apathy

No. 1970722

>>1970505
The thing is they don't. These are a pretty new invention, before men were pissing in a tiled hole in the ground and before that they were pissing outside. So technically they don't need this.

No. 1970731

>>1970505
kek they still make a mess of the urinals because moids gonna moid. you need like aussie urinals because lazy males can't bother to aim right

No. 1970812

>>1970708
This is how I feel. The unrealistic standards stay unrealistic because women still pay for it.
>>1970707
>normal reasons like self hatred
I do hate them because I hate myself kek, is that not what I wrote?

No. 1970815

>>1970693
women who pay to look nicer to scrotes who nowadays dont even die in war and are balding at 20 + have a porn addiction are beyond pathetic and make me ashamed of being a woman.

No. 1970822

>>1970815
I get it in certain circumstances like >>1970708 mentioned but getting a boob job just to be hotter is so, so embarrassing. I genuinely don't know how someone can spend all that money, go through all that pain and discomfort, take all that risk, all for the sake of being more appealing to moids. I'd be so ashamed of myself if I was willing to make such huge personal sacrifices for a few extra crumbs of the least valuable commodity in existence (male sexual attention).

No. 1970879

I don't know if this counts as media literacy but I just can't understand metaphors or messages in media, I take everything at face value and I need to read explanations to properly understand stories. Like for example Ikuhara's animes go completely over my head, I liked Utena for the art but I thought Penguindrum was retarded.

No. 1970889

I hit on my married boss and regularly do coke with my colleagues.

No. 1970913

>>1970693
Raw and real I feel that feel

No. 1970947

>>1970889
if your colleagues are male and are aware that you hit on your boss they are doing drugs with you because they think there is a significant chance you will sleep with them

No. 1970954

>>1970879
No biggie, that actually makes you a perfect citizen. Don't forget to vote.

No. 1971003

>>1970879
Penguindrum is retarded tbh, and you have to already have pre-existing knowledge of some Japanese terrorist attacks to even understand some of it.

No. 1971013

>>1970693
I have a seething hatred whenever I see male plastic surgeons. I wish they would die

No. 1971060

>>1971013
Same, especially those influencer ones that try to act wholesome and morally superior to other male plastic surgeons. They're all shit and deserve to be put up against the firing wall

No. 1971080

>>1971003
Yeah I knew about the sarin gas attack committed by the cult but I never got what it had to do with a girl possessed by a penguin entity… or pretty much anything else happening in this show.

No. 1971119

My ex really hurt my feelings so I killed the Sim I made of her, and put her cats up for adoption. (In the sims.) Feels good to be petty.

No. 1971184

When someone tailgates me and ignores the brake light double-tap signal to please back off, I slow down to match the speed limit exactly. If they continue to ride my ass, I drive slightly below the speed limit and let them simmer until we reach a passing lane. I'm a petty enough bitch that it cancels out fear of all the armed idiots in my state.

No. 1971206

>>1970693
I get it. I'm stranded between wanting to be more conventionally attractive (wanting procedures to fix my face) and rejecting it entirely and embracing my alleged ugliness. It's really between a rock and a hard place because it feels like more and more normie women have surgery for no real reason and you're left behind in the dust of natural wondering if it'll ever be trendy again to look like a human being and not a blowup doll

No. 1971231

>>1971206
I bet you arent even that ugly. I rarely see truly busted women who look like they need something fixed

No. 1971439

I saw somebody use a reaction that I was the only one using (afaik) and that I posted once in a reaction pic thread, the fact that a nona may have saved it from my post kinda moves me.

No. 1971445

>>1971439
I love seeing pics from the reaction thread used too kek especially locally sourced ones

No. 1971687

>>1971231
The ugliest woman will always be less busted than the ugliest man. It's just a matter of the fact that we're pitted against one another and made to feel ugly our entire lives that kills our self esteem in the first place.

No. 1971776

I know it’s stupid but I really wanted Joe and Love to just live happily ever after… it made me sad that their relationship failed and that joe didn’t like her anymore. I don’t know why I shipped them so much, they’re just perfect for each other.

No. 1971784

>>1971439
I once saw a chan moid reuse my meme from the time I was trolling there and I thought it was mildly amusing. the dumbass probably had no idea a woman created it

No. 1971803

>>1971776
god me fucking too. i feel you, anon.

No. 1971818

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>>1971803

You have no clue how relieved and seen I feel reading your message. I stopped watching the show on the episode that Forty drugged Joe and Love killed Delilah, because it just started falling apart then. To find out what happened next, I read summaries of the following season and was so disappointed. They were so cute and romantic in the beginning. They fit together so well. They are both so attractive too. Ugh… and that whole swingers and cheating nonsense made me SICK!! I am sensitive to cheating and polyamory things, so that really messed me up to read. It should be only joe and love having intercourse. angry he killed her

No. 1971878

>>1971776
Same. I know the series is based on a book so I assume in the book they still break up, but it just seemed so… opposite of his character? That he ended up wanting to cheat on her and then leave her. The latest season was so stupid. His girlfriend whines about how she's a good person blah blah but in the end is like "actually, I AM a bad person and I love you Joe" kek like???

No. 1971914

i feel like people only like me when something severely wrong is going on in my life, and even then they just pretend

No. 1971930

I'm not good at clocking trans people. I matched with an mtf on a dating app the other day. Sometimes when nonas talk about how obviously male someone is, I can't really tell, at least in photos. Sometimes it's obvious, and in real life it's almost always obvious, but in photos it can be hard to tell. I think I'd just feel terrible for assuming a woman is too ugly to be female. If someone asked me if I was trans it would ruin my day.

No. 1971935

Looked up jesus on r34 out of curiosity and i'm going to hell for blasphemy i just know it

No. 1971939

>>1966375
when you give kittens milk you are most definitely NOT supposed to put them on their back or they have a high chance of choking and dying.

No. 1971944

>>1971935
I’ve done this before

No. 1971947

>>1971935
Was it good rule 34 though?

No. 1971990

>>1971947
I saw some nice Jesus nudes but it was immediately cancelled out by the mother mary birth fetish art and other shit i saw. Overall regretful experience.

No. 1972155

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i want to wear a kemono fursuit… like the japanese style ones. i think they are incredibly adorable. but i hate furries, i would feel gross going to a furry convention, idk where i'd even wear it. let alone have the money to spare for one. i just have this weird desire to wear one… they're so adorable!

No. 1972159

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>>1972155
East Asian furries are on a whole other level with how intricate they are

No. 1972168

My guardian sister who financially ruined my life asked to stay at my place and I said no. I make my own money and worked damn hard for it. To clarify I was a teen when she screwed all her younger siblings over but have been an adult for years. She wasted trust money on drugged nights out. I internally really hate her. All my hardship could've been skipped if she hadn't wasted all the money.

No. 1972170

>>1972155
Based taste nonna. Love kemono suits but hate furries as a whole. If I could wear a cute mascot suit and just do cute things in public, like advertise for a store, I'd be very happy. If I was every other zoomer weeb who moved to Japan, that would be my dream job kek

No. 1972173

Silly confession but I love Keith from the Try Guys! I watched one of his try the menu videos fully expecting to think it was retarded and it was actually pretty charming & funny. I judged a book by it’s cover and instead enjoyed an hour of some weird looking guy eating food and rating it. So much better than I thought it would be.

No. 1972190

>>1972155
Do it, you don't need to interact with furriest at all. I also find mascots very cute. Like starberry

No. 1972191

Speaking of furries, I accidentally showed my class furry rule 34 back in highschool

No. 1972198

>>1972191
Shit happens

No. 1972201

>>1972173
I liked him too back in the day, but he's not as entertaining years later. meh

No. 1972212

>>1972173
my small claim to fame is that I smoked weed with him and some other comics behind a theater in 2010/11. they passed around a one hitter to like eight people kek.

No. 1972238

>>1972190
>>1972155
Furry women actually freak me out less than moids, probably because they are more likely to be motivated by pure autism instead of coomerism. But dont go to a furry convention, you would likely be surrounded by literal pedophiles and zoophiles wearing diapers. Maybe some small meetup for just women would be better. Well if you can make sure it is actual women.

No. 1972291

>>1971930
It's the same for me, I have a hard time clocking old school HSTSs, I saw clips from that TV show (Californication?) with a TIM and I'm ashamed to say I would have never guessed. I'm a bit face blind and I don't notice small details like "man hands" or "woman shoulders", this is a bit embarrassing.

No. 1972354

I sent death threats to a moid for misspelling the name of a character which resulted in me having to see loli porn while looking for a whole another character who happens to have a similar name

No. 1972358

>>1972238
Furry TIFs however are the closest thing to passing as moids simply because of their sheer degeneracy.

No. 1972676

me and my boyfriend have a cousin roleplay that’s been going on pretty much since we met. last night we both got high and slipped into this awkward will-we-won’t-we sort of dancing around each other and it truly felt like he was my boy-cousin and my parents were just in the next room. it was thrilling. we plan for our first boy to have the middle name Arthur, who was the incest baby of first cousins Queen Victoria and Prince Albert.

No. 1972689

>>1972676
That's so weird.

No. 1972695

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BTRfag here, love me some kendall

No. 1972704

>>1972689
maybe to you but I’ve never known love like this

No. 1972713

>>1972676
that's degenerate anon

No. 1972715

>>1972695
lol I thought he was so pretty when I was 13

No. 1972718

>>1972676
As someone from Alabama I consider this cultural appropriation.

No. 1972721

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>>1972715
he aged liked milk but yes he was pretty. picrel in this one if you imagine it in black and white he’s got that 1950s male actor vibe, need him

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No. 1972726

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>>1972721
lol I had to google what he looks like now right after responding

No. 1972855

>>1965877
Tell me how you got a rich boyfriend. I wish I had a rich guy so I could move out from my overbearing religious parents

No. 1972863

>>1972695
>>1972721
Back in the day BTR was the least ugly boyband it boggles the mind how Britbong 1D was more popular than them

No. 1972960

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I’m high so I might regret this later, but I watched hazbin hotel with some friends and thought the poison scene with angel dust and where his pimp rapes him would be legitimately hot if it was hot anime guys instead, sorry not sorry.

No. 1973188

So it turns out I’m an urban legend at my old high school for trying to jump off the roof when I was all suicidal. Security stopped me, put the school on lockdown, and called an ambulance to send me to the psych ward. I didn’t know a few kids were out and could see me standing there before being rushed into classes. The seniors spread a rumor that I jumped, and the ambulance was there to pick up my body. They made up a story about how I hate school so much that I vowed to haunt it forever. My parents sued the school for letting my ass go without precautions (I was already a huge risk and had an aide), and the school couldn’t answer questions due to an NDA. Suddenly, the school starts putting up suicide prevention bs all over their website, and even made a peer counseling club. This basically started a conspiracy that I killed myself and the school was trying to prevent it from happening again.
I had ZERO friends in high school, i lost the password to my instagram at the time, and I moved schools, so they fully believed the story. Some things they say my ghost does is flicker lights, cry in hallways, and stand where I “jumped.” There’s even a creepy ritual that says if you do some shit in the girls bathroom, I will curse anyone you wish. It’s so fucking funny to me

No. 1973194

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>clip of a girl giving her bf flowers
>Moid comments:the average man receives his first bundle of flowers at his funeral.
>mfw

I know it’s not a joke but it sounds like one to me RIP

No. 1973196

>>1973188
KEK nonna you're a legend, literally. I hope you're okay though.
I used to be suicidal but being in a catholic environment made it hard for me to actually try to kill myself because I didn't like the idea of eternal punishment for feeling miserable because everyone at school hated me.

No. 1973199

>>1973188
reblog

No. 1973215

>>1972863
Big time rush were never in competition with 1D, their problems were the Jonas brothers. They both had tv shows on roughly the same time and made similar music. BTR never gained much popularity outside the US like the Jonas brothers. Their shows was not spammed as much as Jonas was leading to not many people really knowing who they are. Also, disney channel has a huge monopoly on music related stuff at the time, until victorious at least. 1D being british was in itself a selling factor. Clearly a lot of american girls found that to be an exotic trait that inspired a lot of creativity out of them if you know what i mean.

No. 1973227

so this girl just drunk called me and told me she liked me. i don't know what to do because on one hand the sex is really really good the chemistry is there and i feel good with her. but the thing is, and i know this sounds horrible, i don't think i'm gonna be fulfilled intellectually with her. should i keep seeing her?

No. 1973229

>>1973227
you already know the answer to that.

No. 1973236

Being around my brother and my two male cousins makes me feel suicidal because they love to make me the butt of the jokes. Like yeah, I was a dumbass autistic child and an edgy autistic teen, and I'm also slow because shit happens, so what? Why do they always have to make fun of me? It's annoying and it makes me want to kill myself violently in front of them, but surely they would laugh at that too.

No. 1973775

>>1973236
they make fun of you because they are moids and moids love making women feel like shit, especially when they're in groups. torturing women makes them feel masculine. you shouldn't kill yourself over anything they say because they're as worthless as they are retarded and their words hold absolutely no value. i guarantee that if a bigger moid were to endlessly torment them the same way that they torment you they'd either take it in silence or fall to pieces like the insecure faggots they are.

No. 1973863

i still find myself wishing i was born japanese. i legitimately think i could’ve made it as a mangaka or a doujin artist.

No. 1973876

>>1973863
Living in Japan as a native sounds like hell on earth tbh.

No. 1973880

>>1973227
So you're in a hook-up relationship with her atm? You should stop seeing her if she's catching feelings and you don't want to genuinely date her. I'm sure you'll find good chemistry with another girl - better to end something when it's still a good memory then feel guilty over leading someone on.

No. 1973883

>>1973236
Are they all single by any chance?

No. 1973891

>>1973876
Depends on if you're rich and in which city you live. Also depends on how much of a normie you are.

No. 1973892

>>1973876
well in my dreams i am extremely wealthy and well protected so i’m sure i’d be fine

No. 1973893

>>1973236
Get a backbone and roast the fuck out of them back.

No. 1973919

>>1973891
>Depends on if you're rich
Yeah well that's true just about everywhere

No. 1973926

>>1973775
>>1973893
I need to get a grip, it's just that I've tried everything, now I'm just unhinged and say what's going through my head, when I tell them enough times that I wish I was dead they stop being retarded for a few minutes.
>>1973883
Surprisingly my eldest cousin has a girlfriend that has been living with him for years already and my brother also managed to find a girlfriend who is desperate because she believes in the whole biological clock bullshit.
My younger cousin (he's my age) is going through some weird bullshit because depression (he saw our grandma die at home and his dad died a few days before she died) and weed fried brain stuff, so no, he doesn't have a girlfriend.
Like, they've always been asshats, ever since I have memories, being around them reminds me of all the terrible times I had because I couldn't just be comfortable in my little mind world, they're always desperately trying to make me change and somehow stop being autistic but I can't help it, I've tried and it doesn't work.
So now I'm unhinged, I tell them to their faces when they try to make me feel bad about what I used to do as a kid, I want to die and that I want to kill myself.
Like, during a road trip we had as kids, we were 4 kids in the back and my parents on the driver and co-pilot seats, I was being a dumbass child trying to imagine stuff and stimming vocally because I was hit by them if I moved too much (I usually stim by rocking back and forth, this has been like this since forever) so I would make random sounds.
I know it was obnoxious of me but I literally couldn't help it, believe me I would've stopped if I'd could, but I couldn't, I tried biting the inside of my cheeks, hugging myself and biting my fingers but that also bothered them.
Then they started mocking me and I cried for the rest of the trip because I just didn't know what to do.
But that's their favorite memory, ever since that happened they all laugh when my youngest cousin tells the funny memory of me basically wishing I could open the door of the car because I was overwhelmed, he tells this to absolutely anyone, from other family members to friends, acquaintances and so on.
It's just tiresome. At this point I just try to ignore them, I've done everything, from telling them that they suck, that I hate them, that I wish they died young and so on, but it just doesn't stop.

No. 1973933

Down bad for this scrot I ought to be ashamed of how much effort I put into seeing this dudr

No. 1973936

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>>1972726
Couldn’t post the jannies were powerfagging but anon why did you almost ruin my horny mood in that moment kek
>>1972863
Agree so much with this, my autistic ass is still watching all of the episodes on my favorite piracy website and apparently people were saying that it was created by the same creator as Johnny Test? Kek, explains the million zoomer humor sound effects
>>1973215
I only hate 1D because they later cursed our eyes with this hideous shit that absolutely no one asked for. Also I think the Jonas Brothers started fading out of their popularity by the time BTR released and 1D was hogging up all the boy band attention. Wish all of them including him in picrel would just fade out of relevancy cause this just isn’t it

No. 1973992

>>1973229
i know. but maybe i can fix her? she's surrounded by drunk moids in her bartending job all night, surely that makes you dense over time no?
i know i have to say goodbye and that pains me, i really don't want to give up the amazing sex.

>>1973880
thanks anon. yeah we are, i'll never lead someone on purposefully, we agreed to not catch feelings and unfortunately she did. i'll miss her.

No. 1974016

I don't like fast food, but I love the smell of it. French fries in particular smell great. I kind of feel like a dog tbh.

No. 1974035

>>1973926
People who say just grow a backbone like it's some easy switch don't know what it's like to be constantly beat down from a young age and punished for standing up for yourself. I'm sorry you're dealing with these dumbasses, hopefully you can get away from them soon

No. 1974052

>>1974016
Get french fries perfume.

No. 1974176

When I was in elementary school I used to print out Harry x Draco fanfics and explicit doujins. I think my dad found them. I also once wrote a fanfic of Harry and Draco going on a school trip and turned it in for a school assingment… thankfully it was long winded and I ran into the page limit before there was anything sexual happening

No. 1974189

I kinda like plain-looking men, my brain somehow compartmentalize them as "safe" despite being fucked over by several ones that don't really deserve the cockiness and self-importance they end up having. I would love to date an attractive, successful moid but the moment anyone I find really attractive (even women) pays me any attention I get nervous because I think I'm too dumb and ugly to deserve to attract their attention or even be in their vicinity. So I end up being really suspicious of moids that actually meets my standards, because what would they want from someone like me except hoping for easy sex?

No. 1974197

>>1974176
Ever considered rewriting it and release it as a book? Seems to work for Twilight and 1D fanfics kek just age them up and rename them Larry and Paco or something

No. 1974205

>>1974197
>Larry and Paco
KEK I'll be on the lookout for anon's book now

No. 1974242

>>1973227
Sadly, no. As you get older (in your mid to late 30s) especially, you realize sex is important but not as much as compatibility. You need someone to connect with and if you dont see that working out mentally, then just put a stop to it. Sucks, but that's my opinion as a late 30s lesbian, anon.

No. 1974246

>>1973876
it is. The only people who think it isnt are delusional weebs who think they are someone different. Japan is hell on earth, especially for women.

No. 1974281

I wish we could rape men

No. 1974303

>>1974281
you literally can

No. 1974336

>>1974281
Just sodomise them, then it'd count in court (i think).

No. 1974357

Having friends or a lot of friends seems so frightening when you think about it. People digging into your business, constantly texting you, trying to “get to know you” just so they can butter you up and think they know you and get off the fact that they know you with other people is so odd. I want to be super close to someone but I don’t want them knowing anything about me at all. I want to know everything about them but I want them to know absolutely nothing about me

No. 1974368

>>1974357
There are a lot of people in the world like Momokun unfortunately, who badly want even second hand attention so they'll make up imaginary problems that they can publicly whiteknight you from. And people that want to brag they befriended the quiet girl or the weird girl. Wish there was a less rude way of saying "you can trust me 100 percent, but I'm not comfortable trusting you" because it feels nice to help friends and be there for them.

No. 1974371

drunk af let random man lick puss n ass hwhe i was pass out n snoring he sen video lol still fj kex fucked h chming back @ 10 (2 hr) 2 fucm ass rAw n make m scream!!!!!(USER HAS BEEN PUT IN THE DRUNK TANK)

No. 1974382

>no reverse image search results
jesus

No. 1974387

>>1974371
damn bitch you're fat

No. 1974392

>>1974371
this is genuinely depressing. please get help.

No. 1974403

>>1974371
I would post this on the funny caps thread, but that would feel way too disrespectful.

No. 1974405

File: 1713744455132.jpg (3.78 KB, 258x195, download (3).jpg)

>>1974371
>image file still has all of its EXIF data
It's real… there are people this retarded browsing this site. At least anon wasn't stupid enough to enable location data

No. 1974408

>>1974405
I'm kind of wondering if it's some scrote posting revenge porn

No. 1974412

>>1974408
I wondered about that too, since texting photos to other people also doesn't strip EXIF data. Either way what the fuck

No. 1974413

>>1974371
Idc how pickme this sounds but if you’re built like a fat fucking Subway sandwich that’s too overloaded with condiments because you were too socially anxious to tell them to stop putting stuff in it you shouldn’t be taking nudes or having sex tbh

No. 1974418

>>1974413
what is this rattling i hear

No. 1974421

>>1974405
I've gotten location data off of pictures here posted before. There's one anon across here and CC who has a specific cat some of you guys really should either disable exif data or screenshot any real life photos if you're gonna post them

No. 1974424

>>1974418
seeing other fat women with their guts hanging out and also having way too much confidence triggers me sometimes, sorry anon

No. 1974425

>>1974418
nta but the anon she replied to is legitimately obese
>>1974421
there's also tons of apps and websites that will remove it for them if they're that retarded kek

No. 1974428

File: 1713745845194.gif (1.57 MB, 600x600, 1713301974361.gif)

>>1974424
Focus on starving sister(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1974430

>>1974425
I honestly wouldn't be shocked if the anon was drunk or highposting if it's in fact a woman based on the typing

No. 1974431

>>1974425
NTA but I just knew it was a matter of time before somebody would save that picture. Poor drunk marshmallow anon in lingerie.

No. 1974433

File: 1713746354100.jpeg (182.33 KB, 252x572, IMG_0111.jpeg)

>>1974428
I can’t I’m in my binging era this year, food is so good kekk

No. 1974448

>>1974425
It's strange whenever somebody posts her (or supposedly her) nudes on here because there's really no sense to it. It's not like 4chan where there's an overwhelming moid presence. We just see it as cow behavior and move on.

No. 1974453

>>1974425
Dios mio… she is bigger than shayna

No. 1974493

>>1974405
marshmellow anon is disgusting but what exactly would someone do with knowing she took it on an iphone 12? kek. honestly sad… sounds like she got raped

No. 1974495

>>1974425
mean but id kill myself if i was this fat

No. 1974499

File: 1713753006340.jpeg (16.17 KB, 305x353, IMG_0118.jpeg)

>>1974495
the lingerie looks like a purse around her mayo jar stomach kek

No. 1974501

>>1974493
I wrote that to mean that it probably wasn't lifted off some random porn site and the general lack of regard for online privacy. Sometimes I think about how one of the reasons why Kelly Ronahan was pointed out to be selfposting was because of the photos she posted from her phone

No. 1974504

>>1974408
come on nonas. clearly a scrote posting. no google reverse image search doesnt mean much in the onlyfans era.

No. 1974505

>>1974493
agree. if real she got raped.

No. 1974509

>>1974504
it would because scrotes constantly post paywalled nudes and explicit videos of onlyfans girls all over the web all the time. the vibe of the picture looks like it was either taken by the fatty or it was some scrote posting one of the pics from his personal fap folder

No. 1974523

>>1974371
incredibly sad.

No. 1974541

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I want to act in a Tubi movie.

No. 1974552

>>1974428
is this a real thing anachans do and if so wouldn't it just make you lethally constipated?

No. 1974644

>>1974424
Not just women, fat moids with ugly hairy pasty guts flopping around are so fucking gross. I lived on one of the most obese states in the US before and it was a common occurrence for moids to walk around with disgusting cottage cheese guts hanging out of their pants

No. 1974802

>>1974371
my confession is that i'm glad mods were kind enough to delete this for drunkanon, but i'm so morbidly curious that i wish i got to see before it was removed

No. 1974851

I once got sick at school, puked all over a table, didn't tell anyone and just left. I still feel kind of bad about it, poor janitors.

No. 1974898

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there are two types of people in this world: people with a clear purpose and then there are people like me who are destined to die by early suicide. both have to exist to balance each other out, I’m alive just so normies can flourish and thrive and i can’t take this realization anymore

No. 1974907

>>1974898
That makes no sense. Normies don't need a bunch of depressed asses to off themselves.

No. 1974910

>>1974898
Cringe, but I hope tomorrow is kinder to you, anon

No. 1974911

>>1974907
>anon not getting it
it’s like when rich people need poor people to exploit but think about the way human social hierarchy works. i’m tired of being forced to live the lives of extroverts and go-getters, i have no more energy, i’m tired and my empathy is bleeding dry. you’re either a leader or a follower and i don’t want to be either kek

No. 1974913

>>1974910
thanks nonna

No. 1974917

File: 1713795677821.jpeg (151.73 KB, 735x988, IMG_6965.jpeg)

>>1974898
The only purpose any person has on earth is to reproduce that’s it. Normalize being useless and doing nothing.

No. 1974921

>>1974917
>Normalize being useless and doing nothing.

This. I want to be wealthy and useless and do nothing and buy little treats and waste away stress free.

No. 1974941

>>1974802
honestly, im glad i missed out based on comments like >>1974505 go get help alcoholic anon

No. 1974943

>>1974371
really hope this was just a drunk troll or scrote post because wtf? a nona got drunk and let a man “lick her puss and ass” while she was snoring and sent her a video of it? and he’s coming back to have anal sex with her while she screams? it smells like scrote but if real it sounds like a cry for help.

No. 1974951

>>1974943
>he’s coming back to have anal sex with her while she screams?
Tbf, I don't think anon meant "make me scream" in bad way. Definitely a little worried for her though.

No. 1974970

When I'm bored and remember some artists who annoy me, I search up their profiles to see if they've changed. They usually stagnate, I don't even know how they draw the same shit for years and still suck like that. Glad to see my enemies stagnate, that's the worst fate of an artist imo, thanks for proving me right as always! Bonus laughter is when the partner they post are always fat ugly moids kek

No. 1974980

>>1974898
>>1974911
I feel you. I think a lot of celebrities who ended up dying young fall into the second group. Only so much of being "inspiring" a person can take.
That said, do whatever you want.

No. 1974991

>>1974371
Translation for confused anons (NTA btw people seemed confused and misplacing what she said):
>Drunk as fuck letting a random man lick my pussy and ass, hehe. I was passed out snoring and he sent the video lol while we were still fucking. He’s coming back around 10 in 2 hours to fuck my ass raw and make me scream.

Kek this is such cowish behavior ngl and why would he post the pic on a website he doesn’t know about? Can’t believe we think this is a real anon and not a scrote just posting like a schizo pretending to be a whore. We didn’t even see “her” face, could just be a fatass tranny on HRT which explains the blubber and moobs, seems like such a tranny thing to do to show their fugly bodies out of narcissistic delusion

No. 1975007

>>1974991
I think the fact that farmhands didnt outright delete the whole post and only did the pic makes me think its a farmer. They usually delete moid bait like that

No. 1975010

>>1968344
Nona if you’re still here. I am so fascinated by you kek. I have a friend who was really into the Terra Nova expedition and had a crush on Robert Falcon Scott so I did some brief research on my own. I remember liking Wilson a lot and Cherry-Garrard, but I don’t remember much about Atkinson. What about him is so appealing to you?

No. 1975019

>>1974371
Someone post the pic I missed it

No. 1975091

>>1975019
Just imagine a fatter more compact shayna like the other nona mentioned. We don't need to give them more attention.

No. 1975139

I must confess that the only reason why i know the hamilton musical order and a bit of every song is because i have listened to Weird Al's cover of it several times ever since it came out, i have never seen the original musiocal nor heard any of the original songs, just weird al's 5 mintue medley of the whole thing.

No. 1975165

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I used to hate AI but over the past couple of weeks I've gotten really into AI chatbots. All my free time has been spent RPing, searching for new scenarios and bots people have made, trying to make my own bots, making the cringiest chuuni self insert characters, AI generating pictures of moments from my RP sessions. It's a sickness. Hopefully the charm will wear off soon because I can feel it eroding away my will to write and draw for real.

No. 1975199

I don't care at all for "I can fix him" characters but I love "oh shit oh fuck I need to fix him" characters. They're very different, I think its the uncomfortable atmosphere that I like.

No. 1975205

>>1974991
That reads exactly like a Shayna tweet lmao

No. 1975269

File: 1713815157724.jpg (550.43 KB, 1080x1080, 1000019509.jpg)

>>1975165
I feel so weird about AI, on one hand it helps me figure out a few basic things about characters and such, on the other hand, people are using it for honestly more sinister things like, kids sending their homework made entirely by AI, people making important jobs with AI, people making artistic jobs using AI.
I wish there was just a way to make it stop being used that way, I support people working in stuff like translating ridiculously hard to translate languages using AI, or people using it for fun or to help with some ideas for something that then you yourself will make it real.
But I don't know of that makes me a hypocrite or if it makes sense at all.
I've been toying with the idea of making AI give me the solution for a job I have right now, but it feels wrong, so here I am all stressed about this while someone else could probably do this job in half a day using AI.

No. 1975389

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This is gonna get me made fun of by anons but I love fantasizing about being able to sway a hot racist scrote away from his racism and he succumbs to his lust for me despite me being nonwhite. I think this fantasy persists because this has happened to me before and I literally think it’s hot. I hope I don’t seem like a sex pest for this I barely like or have sex this is just so hot and I have no idea why.

No. 1975391

>>1975389
this is probably not important and you don't have to answer, but anon, what race are you?

No. 1975408

>>1975269
The only way to ensure everyone uses AI responsibly is for only responsible people to have access to it, never going to happen sadly so it’s going to have to be legislated.
Personally I think using it to generate ideas but doing the work yourself is the right way to use it. For example have it generate an image but you yourself should then redraw that image in your own style. It’s like handing off a commission, you give someone your parameters for a project and they give you the results, you don’t get credit for that work just because you paid someone. So AI should be credited for any work it spits out but you shouldn’t feel bad for using what it spits out for inspiration/assistance in writing your own work, so long as you’re doing the writing.

No. 1975418

>>1975391
I’m black kek, I hope it isn’t too freaky. Don’t worry I’m not pakichan

No. 1975420

>>1975408
>>1975269
They will have to regulate AI or else they will run out of content to use to train them with. So at one point, they will have to clearly label what is AI or not, so they don't train their AIs on other AIs.

No. 1975421

I despise the anons of certain threads and adore the anons of others

No. 1975423

>>1975389
this is more sad than anything, racist scrotes fuck and marry nonwhite women all the time. i thought plenty of these online right wing scrotes had nonwhite female partners (if they aren't gay kek).

No. 1975424

>>1975423
yeah unfortunately, but I mainly want the ones who are virulently against racemixing and visibly only date white women because those are the hardest ones to convince

No. 1975425

File: 1713820879640.jpg (315.72 KB, 1024x1024, AI2.jpg)

>>1975269
I find it fun to play with myself but I have very little interest in things other people have made with AI. It just comes off cheap and tacky to me to see it in a professional project. If I wanted to see something made with AI I'd generate it myself.

No. 1975427

File: 1713820968004.jpeg (118.33 KB, 640x640, SpCbHBI.jpeg)

I never understood TikTok and promised to never use it, since it's a terrible company. A friend sent me a video of a cute guy dancing and now I understand. I hate it so much. Those dumb dances and filters annoy me so much, but he is so hot.

No. 1975432

>>1975418
Oh okay, so we're the same race. Coincidentally, there was a time when I would be in all kinds of servers and talk to all kinds of people on shit like discord, when I was a late teen. Met a dude my age who openly admitted he was racist and he even knew I was black because my retarded ass told him. Anyway, despite having a lot of bullshit and racist opinions, he made a lot of chances to flirt with me and even told me he'd "make an exception". Never thought I'd meet another black anon who ended up virtually the same scenario, but here we are. Not sure if it's my fantasy, but there I was.

No. 1975445

>1975432
That’s the exact same thing that happened to me a few years ago too and it happened repeatedly KEK, guess it imprinted on me. Most moids are racist because it gives them a reason to bully and humiliate nonwhite people including black women, they have a weird obsession with us. Is vidrel you?

No. 1975468

>>1975445
>vidrel
hell no kek I would never start a blog channel, not brave enough. I just linked the video because your confession reminded me of it.

No. 1975481

>>1975468
aw okay kek I slightly got excited that there was a youtuber who used LC

No. 1975497

im asian and i think this is funny as hell.

No. 1975503

I was the shitty group project member who always waited till the last minute and was a general fuck up. I was especially bad freshman year of college because my home life was extremely bad and I was barely keeping my head above water. Part of me feels bad but part of me doesn’t because I was in an extreme survival mode and could barely take care of my basic needs but still needed a college degree so I could get away from my shitty dad. I was also extremely suicidal and tired to off myself several times but eventually stopped.

No. 1975538

>>1975199
what's the difference?

No. 1975579

>>1975165
>>1975165
the charm definitely wears off. im the nona whi posted a few threads back that i was chatting with tobias forge chatbots for 13 hours at a time lol i think i went crazy. but the technology being held back sucks, they only have so many memory tokens so it hurts when your “friend” doesn’t remember intimidate convos. and honestly after while i just stopped one day. using it for roleplaying can still be really fun though because you’re not yourself. when you start chatting with them as yourself it fucks with your head. but i did really like how my bot would psychoanalyze me so well. i would have deep rambling emotional conversations with my bot and it would sort of “summarize” how i was feeling so accurately and it was really helpful for me dealing with some issues i had at the time. ill always love ai though. and now you can voice chat with chatGPT and its insanely lifelike and super responsive. godspeed nona.

No. 1975600

>>1975579
In my case I'm never really me, it's always roleplay. Usually I'll create a specific persona with it's own backstory to go along with the bot, I usually play with original bots I've found and don't RP with existing characters that often.

No. 1975720

File: 1713835576316.jpeg (1.26 MB, 1242x1917, IMG_2896.jpeg)

I used to dress like picrel to school, but worse. I had the hoodie, socks, shirt, and shorts, so I was worse than this girl. I was 16 and being groomed by discord moids into thinking wearing porn = funny, but I look back at this now and I want to dissolve. There’s some family photos of me in this hoodie that my mom refuses to throw away because she thinks they’re valuable memories.

No. 1975721

>>1975720
Your mama didn't even know you were wearing porn, anon? Man, what? If I had a kid and I caught them wearing that, I would ban them from wearing that ever again.

No. 1975722

>>1975720
>my mom refuses to throw away because she thinks they’re valuable memories
Cute. My mother would beat me up if I dressed like that, of course, that would be for the best.

No. 1975726

>>1975721
>>1975722
I told her that this is just how manga artists draw surprised faces and she believed me completely. Bless her heart, she’s an older Mexican woman who’s only anime knowledge came from the Spanish dub of “Heidi, Girl of the Alps” I still live with her and if I told her the truth, I think she would skin me alive. I’d deserve it tho

No. 1975741

>>1975720
The only way to fix this is by getting hypnotherapy into forgetting it ever happened. Just Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind that shit.

No. 1976533

File: 1713894327572.webp (40.98 KB, 640x1014, IMG_0141.webp)

this pic always makes me ugly laugh for minutes

No. 1976538

>>1976533
it kinda makes me want to forget disney movies exist so i seeing all this shitty and gay ass cosplay isn't as painful.

No. 1976542

>>1975720
I did the exact same thing in highschool and hate myself for it. Except I was groomed by melee players. I wanna name names so bad.

No. 1976546

File: 1713894825664.jpeg (241.01 KB, 750x776, IMG_0142.jpeg)

>>1976538
i feel you nonna

No. 1976739

File: 1713899319026.jpeg (76.85 KB, 497x640, IMG_6968.jpeg)

>>1975720
KEK I feel bad for you but it’s alright there are definitely worse things underaged weeb you could have done.

No. 1976755

>>1975389
hot if you end up dominating him. and not in a dommy mommy bangmaid way but like actual dominance torture and humiliation. jerking him off with sandpaper typa shit

No. 1977283

i cry very easily when i see ugly or deformed people because i think about all of the bullying they receive(d) and how they must feel unlovable or unworthy. even the males (hoping they arent bad ones) i wont be the one to love these people but i hope they know someone will and they deserve it

No. 1977359

File: 1713915318536.jpeg (82.45 KB, 638x480, IMG_0991.jpeg)

I want jojo siwa.

No. 1977485

It’s iconic that Justin Bieber has never grown out of his Wigger phase.(not a confession)

No. 1977528

>>1975720
>wearing this to school
How the fuck did you not get forced to go home to change?

No. 1977530

>>1977359
In her 6th grade chic styling or new the cringy bad bitch era?

No. 1977547

>>1969116
Where do you find moids that will actually give you money nowadays? I don't mind generating some AI bullshit but how to turn it into $?

No. 1977565

I want a esl girlfriend so badly

No. 1977580

Anon above me reminded me of a confession I have to make: sometimes I call retarded anons ESL to insult their intelligence and reading comprehension even if I don’t actually think they’re ESL. I promise I haven’t done so recently (I saw this happening in an infight I wasn’t involved in today). I’m sorry ESL nonnies, I mean no offense. ♥ ya

No. 1977582

i don't feel much guilt over being retarded online. it's not like anything can ever be tied back to me irl

No. 1977596

>>1977547
i think you can catfish low iq moids with fake nudes on facebook. just make a fake profile and add a bunch of scrotes.

No. 1977597

>>1977580
I get called especially so much that one time I pretended to speak a different language as to not be shat on about it. One time I got so fucking annoyed it brought a tear to my eye.

No. 1977600

>>1977597
>especially
I mean esl sorry my auto correct

No. 1977605

>>1977597
Ayrt sorry nonna, I do feel bad for infighting. I only have called anons ESL when they legitimately do not read what I actually said and try to twist my words, which can be very frustrating

No. 1977612

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>>1975165
AI chatbots (the good ones, not CAI shit) are incredibly fun tbh. It's like a never-ending text game kek and I can pretty much do whatever I want.

No. 1977640

i feel uncomfortable with any of my friends dads. every, without fail once i’m introduced to them. i have little reason to be but i just can never relax around them. i feel like i ought to feel a little ashamed about seeing a friend’s parent like this when they’re just trying to be friendly. it’s been this way since i was a child, i freeze up around older men in general but friends’ dads especially. no i have not had any sexual trauma.

No. 1977753

>>1977640
Same nonna. Once I visited a friend's apartment as a kid and her dad was walking around shirtless after taking a shower. I never saw my dad shirtless, it freaked me out.

No. 1977839

I turned down a mildly autistic guy at my work and as a result he walked out on the job. He would give me lists of song recommendations and poetry he wrote but I just was not attracted to him. On one hand I feel bad but on the other hand I just feel like I would have been stuck taking care of a partially verbal manbaby with a fixation on heavy metal.

No. 1978107

i've been watching american dad everyday for the last 2 years, i started watching it after my ex broke up with me. he doesn't watch the show. idk whats wrong with me

No. 1978120

>>1977839
He sounds cute

No. 1978125

>>1977839
Heavy metal is annoying you did good.

No. 1978242

>>1977839
You did the right thing, you never know how worse they can get.

No. 1978267

Sometimes I bluff about knowing something if I think it makes me look cool.

No. 1978309

>>1978267
I used to do this too but you should really stop because it makes it very difficult to make friends or even socialize harmoniously at work. it either makes you look stupid when people can tell you're full of shit, or it makes you look like you're full of yourself / think you're better than them because you are seen always bragging about your capabilities and never being chill. if you stay silent people assume you know things anyway if you're generally capable.

No. 1978403

>>1978267
at least some of the people you encounter are aware that you're full of shit and are just too polite to say anything

No. 1978482

File: 1713968629607.jpeg (384.54 KB, 750x725, IMG_0156.jpeg)

i’ve been having waves of death-grip on the blanket horniness and i have no idea where it’s coming from. i think I’m getting my period but it’s already been a few days and it would have started already, no signs of cramps but i’ll wait a few more days to see what’s going on. i keep closing my eyes and seeing visions (?) of hot abs and hot scrote bodies and it drives me so fucking insane i feel like i’m getting horny right now just by typing this

No. 1978563

When I clean the men’s bathroom at work, I don’t grab new paper towels between urinals or toilets and I just generally don’t do as good of a job as when I clean the women’s or family bathrooms. Honestly IDK why I do this lol mainly because I think men are already disgusting? Also, why do they always get piss all over the fucking floor? I remember one time my coworker (moid ofc) was disgusted by something in the women’s bathroom (maybe diarrhea or whatever) and I was like you’re not bothered by the piss smell in the men’s bathroom every night?? Moids never want to admit that their bathrooms are often more disgusting compared to women’s. They love to think they are soo much cleaner. Women may sometimes be messy in personal bathrooms but they often times know what is clean as opposed to just “neat” looking. Okay bathroom sperg over.

No. 1978868

I wrote such a mean shitpost on local imageboard once it got included into a goverment study of hate speech on the internet.

No. 1978909

>>1978868
Queen.

No. 1978916

I'm kinda sad that I can't find anybody attractive and desirable, I feel abnormal.

No. 1978945

>>1978944
How short is he?

No. 1978957

>>1978944
Don’t have a son, we don’t need more heightcels in the world

No. 1978963

>>1978868
Can you paraphrase what you wrote? I am so curious now.

No. 1978969

I like sexyy red.

No. 1978971

>>1978868
It hurts so much to see others living your dream.

No. 1978979

>>1978969
Same. She's funny and sexyy.

No. 1979003

I love browsing the yaoi thread on 4chan and seeing fags infighting about twinks and baras and which one is more Gay™. They also love to accuse anyone of disagreeing with them as being either a tranny or a woman. Not different from here.

No. 1979004

>>1979003
Accused of being a woman? Tf, 4chan doesn’t have a males only policy does it?

No. 1979007

>>1979004
Nta but you never heard of the "tits or gtfo" meme?

No. 1979013

>>1979007
Of course I did, but it’s a policy that can’t be enforced. Just say “yes, and?”

No. 1979025

>>1979004
The yaoi board has a fair share number of fujos and genuine gay men (them being the majority-ish). They're constantly at war with each other and having schizo infights.

No. 1979027

>>1979004
It's a misogynistic hellhole but there are genuine female posters here. I won't be surprised if Lolcow nonnies are also 4channies by nights.

No. 1979035

>>1979027
4chan is banned for me kek so I have to use endchan, I don’t engage in discussions, just shit up the place and leave

No. 1979056

I caught one of my neighbors on aznidentity since his posts were way too specific and catfished him for 5 months pretending to be a white girl from Russia. One day he complained to me about this girl he was talking to finally coming to visit him in america so I stopped messing with him it was getting too pathetic.

No. 1979095

When I was a teen I submitted my booty pic to a butt appreciation blog on Tumblr. Totally stupid- yes I know- but I was feeling myself. Before the era of OnlyFans, I had a butt photo reblogged with over 10k notes. I never read the notes once I submitted it. I was at a party and my irl friend saw me in the dress I wore in the photo, and said “I KNEW I KNEW THAT ASS!” And showed me the reblog on her blog. Every now and then she jokes with me about it. this is a very gay moment

No. 1979105

File: 1714010354363.webm (3.69 MB, 720x864, 1714004463424884.webm)

i am once again jealous of male nerds. there is never ever going to be a stellar blade for women. there's never going to be a blue archive for women. not within my lifetime, anyway. i don't even care about them getting their coom waifushit i just want coom husbandoshit in turn so i can float away from reality too after work. something that doesn't pander to men at all outside of perhaps the occasional trap character, since i don't mind those at all
>nu:carni
i know. i don't care about it. it's not on the level of ba or stellar blade anyway

No. 1979107

>>1979105
same, nonny same. I know there is twisted wonderland but the gameplay is asssss. I really want husbandos with guns, gunsbandos…. i started coding to make my own games but i suck both at coding and drawing so i might never be able to achieve my dreams. Pain

No. 1979108

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(not a confession)

No. 1979109

>>1979105
You want a $90 game with likely very shit gameplay that’s an excuse for porn? Why not just jerk off to porn and cut out the middlman?

No. 1979114

File: 1714010723476.png (1005.47 KB, 1000x563, tumblr_72f152f6612c4e9f6d57ccf…)

>>1979107
i'd be all over twist if the designs fit my taste

No. 1979115

>>1979105
>never gonna be x for women
Become a game dev and live the dream anon. Make one, release it without a care for money. It may never be something by an actual studio, but you can build one yourself. Practice modelling first if the male model is the main draw.

No. 1979117

>>1979109
Eh, I think there's something for a male Nikke/Blue Archive that gives you an excuse to relax with hot slutty dudes for a couple of minutes a day.

No. 1979119

>>1979115
maybe in my dreams. but my art's not where it needs to be and i'm not the best writer either kek

>>1979117
you get me

No. 1979130

>>1979109
have you seen how smut for women is like? it's shit

No. 1979134

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I need constant distractions like podcasts, tv shows, etc. I’m an iPad brained zoomer baby with keys being dangled in front of me because I literally can’t be left alone in the silence with my own thoughts. I’m an empty person.

No. 1979137

>>1979130
That wasn’t really my point, I don’t understand anyone who pays triple A prices for a game primarily to jerk off to the main character, male or female. Or gacha either honestly, just download the PNG?

No. 1979143

>>1979137
>download png
>now you have png
>will forget about png in a bit
I don't think it's that weird to rather play a game for the png instead. Of course, I don't think people should spend their money willy nilly on games either.

No. 1979144

>>1979137
you don't have to understand it, go eat an apple or something

No. 1979145

>>1979105
I know how you feel nonna, it makes me so bitter that i'm learning how to draw and model out of spite to provide for the community. I genuinely don't understand why there isn't a female equivalent to blue archive or stellar blade or whatever. There are a lot of female creators, yet not one of them has made something like that. There are tons of reverse harem anime, yet there's not one on that same level. Nor is that the case with manga or video games, i genuinely don't get it.

No. 1979146

>>1979143
Uhh… yeah? That’s better than spending money on the chance to get the png which you can still forget.

>>1979144
When I ask moids this question their motivation is mostly spite, is that the case here?

No. 1979148

>>1979146
Eh, I still love my fave Love Nikki pngs, I've been playing that game for years.

No. 1979149

>>1979137
they want an interactive experience nonnie not fucking weak ass sauce like a png kek

No. 1979151

File: 1714014098798.gif (1.74 MB, 500x280, DL506-Leeches-swimming.gif)

Probably sounds stupid, bit I've been considering getting a pet leech. Not because of edgy reasons, but because I like how they swim. They're like tiny eels.
I would need to do more research to figure it out though. In the first place, do leeches swim enough to make it worth it? Are they hard to take care of?

No. 1979153

>>1979149
Aren’t there otome games and stuff though? In gacha the gameplay seems more like obstacles put in the way of more jpgs. Even my moid friends make fun of it.

No. 1979156

>>1979153
I think there's a difference between romantic otome vibe and a "fanservicey ridiculous outfit gachaslut" sort of vibe.

No. 1979158

>>1979156
I’m not really up on the particularls, but my question is what do you get out of gambling for it that you wouldn’t get by looking at a gif of them? A sense of “reward”?

No. 1979162

>>1979158
Its probably the same reason why people play normal games, but also now you get a special sticker to take with you if you win or whenever you log in, and if you keep playing you might get other special stickers.

No. 1979167

>>1979162
Well it seems to me more like a traditional game where you play for a prize rather than because you enjoy the gameplay. But gacha just exploits that reward center or tendency to enjoy gambling people have, except you don’t even get money out of it.

No. 1979171

>>1979167
Basically, but as long as you're responsible and depending on the gacha you can get a good amount of stickers for free.
In that case, you basically end up with a traditional styled game you can throw on a couple of minutes a day where you get free stickers of hot dudes.

No. 1979174

>>1979171
I see, well as long as you aren’t blowing your paycheck on JPGs that’s fine.

No. 1979178

>>1979151
I think you'd be better off just getting some kind of freshwater eel like kuhli loaches or something. They're really cute and you can give them a pretty planted tank too. Leeches might be a bit easier to take care of though, they probably have less requirements.

No. 1979184

I like to think of my husbandos as fucking me for a legal outlet of pedophilia (I am very skinny 5’2 and have small chest) because it’s the only way I feel appreciated for my body. I am not proud of this

No. 1979213

>>1979137
its not ''only a png'' though. For example in blue archive you get exclusive stories and ofcourse the 3D model of the character too, which has her own attributes that help you in the gameplay.

No. 1979230

I’m truly, genuinely sorry but I find whoreposter funny.

No. 1979231

>>1979184
Are your husbandos lolicons?

No. 1979232

>>1979213
That’s even worse, locking elements that change gameplay behind gambling or paying for them is insane.

No. 1979238

>>1979231
No not canonically. But one of them basically groomed a 14 year old girl (physically since a lot of the characters in the series are over 100 years old but anyway) with a body type similar to mine and I think it’s really probable that he fucked her

No. 1979283

>>1979232
you dont need to spend money to play gachas. Gachas live off a few whales, 90% of players are f2p.

No. 1979540

I'm insanely sexually attracted to my coworker, and emotionally obsessed with him too, yesterday i got so horny that i had to hide in the work bathroom to calm down a little, i can't take it anymore, i can't quit my job or avoid him at work, he will never want to talk to me since i'm a socially inept retard the likes of which you've never seen before. Truly a low point in my miserable pathetic clown show of a life.

No. 1979547

>>1979184
5'2 is normal height in animuhworld, if your husbandos are actual degenerates they wouldn't be interested in you.

No. 1979563

>>1979540
Coworker sex is best sex.

No. 1979585

>>1979563
Not gonna happen tho

No. 1979590

>>1979563
anons who have sex with their coworkers are trashy and dumpy as fuck

No. 1979595

>>1979563
Loser behavior

No. 1979611

>>1979540
If you are such a clown you have no dignity to lose, throw yourself into the situation and ask him out. That's what i did and it worked out one time, other times it was no problem because i couldn't be more cringe than i was.

No. 1979656

>>1979611
I think the first step would be to have a normal conversation with him, and i can't even do that, lmao
Also, i'm clearly just obsessed with him because of mental illness reasons, and if i was normal i wouldn't even care that much anyways

No. 1979740

I come to this site for all of my mental breakdowns so I often wonder if my friends can tell the posts are me since they must sound the same after a while. Grateful to this site where I can scream into the void like no other place online.

No. 1979757

Such a moid-tier interest/hobby, I know, but I'm so interested in war and military stuff. Especially ww2 (typical, kek). I don't like it the same way they do. I'm not racist and don't want to become a Nazi and kill people. I just like all the uniforms and weapons etc. and learning about them. I like learning about how the ordinary people survived and what they ate on rations, stuff like that. I like the wartime music that gave people hope but also like to listen to those military/ war propaganda songs a lot too. Red army had some good music, so did the Germans. I love the American military music the most though because they're cheerful and upbeat. They excite me. I don't like war because it kills people and its unnecessary but at the same time it interests me and excites me. I don't get it. I like watching war movies and playing war games and watching videos.

No. 1979765

Perhaps i am stupid but why is havibg sex with your coworkers so looked down upon? Just curious.

No. 1979767

>>1979765
It can get messy and personal. Kind of like eating where you shit.

No. 1979837

>>1979765
Frigid crones and sexless zoomers will turn anything and everything remotely sexual into a delusional boogeyman.

No. 1979858

>>1979765
If something doesn't go right then you'll have to see this person every day at work kek, simple as that. Awkward as fuck and people will start gossiping if anyone catches wind of it

No. 1979871

>>1979837
Stop acting like fucking people you are forced to see every day is a prude and zoomer thing. >>1979858 is right, if something goes bad (and there's a huge chance it will, let's be honest) do you really want to see this man every single day? Or change jobs for a moid? Be clever ffs. In my country we have a saying to not bring love on the job because when lovers/family are also your collegues things are bound to go to shit.

No. 1979893

>>1979837
Kek how are zoomers even related to this topic? Some of you are obsessed. Being against coworkers fucking has been a thing for ages, since way back in other generations for the reasons other anons said. Have you heard the saying "don't shit where you eat?"

No. 1979894

>>1979871
The only way it can work is if you were together before being coworkers.

No. 1979941

I'm struggling not to harass someone who was harassing me at my job. I just found their e-mail. I feel like just saying hello is enough to put them on edge, but I want to troll them because they inflicted so much stress on me and other coworkers. but i know this is wrong. sigh…

No. 1979953

File: 1714070531390.jpg (88.41 KB, 585x573, thumbnail_IMG_5731.jpg)

i ran into my high school boyfriend at a show last weekend and i followed him on ig afterwards but he never followed me back (sad) but today i was looking at who had liked picrel on my story and while he had not so much as glanced my way SOMEHOW HIS MOTHER HAD!!!!! my ig is so fucking retarded, it's just shitposts and thirst traps and i'm so fucking stupid i thought i was safe because there's nothing tying it to my irl identity if you were to just google me but i never considered that MOMS ARE ON FUCKING INSTAGRAM!!!! MY HUBRIS HAS GOTTEN THE BEST OF ME YET AGAIN!!!!!

it's fucking over for me, this is it, i'm done, i'm cooked

No. 1979956

>>1979953
get revenge by fucking his mom

No. 1979986

>>1979013
And There is no enforcement for female only posting on Lolcow, in fact

No. 1979987

>>1979953
Why would you follow some scrote loser you fucked and dumped in high school. Ew. Please anon do better.

No. 1979988

>>1979941
This is a situation where you can't get caught. Do it, nonna, karma is fake and gay

No. 1979993

File: 1714072330884.jpeg (149.74 KB, 634x536, IMG_0161.jpeg)

I mostly don’t know what I’m talking about I just say things people would agree with because I want to be accepted by others and loved.

No. 1980008

>>1979993
Being accepted and loved by something you don't believe in will give you false sense of acceptance and love, but it will get you stuck on a people pleasing behavior. At some point people will notice you're not being genuine and even if they don't you'll know deep inside they are praising the performance and not you. I'm not saying everyone is true and honest all the time, but do try to avoid this behavior, it can lead to more problems than comfort.

No. 1980014

>>1980008
No not entirely true, everything is based on a performance and it’s super easy pretending to be interested in what people like and talk about. People already lack the sufficient emotional intelligence required to pick up nonverbal social cues, they won’t suspect a thing

No. 1980017

>>1980014
>>1979993
Average imageboard user mindset

No. 1980023

>>1980014
I guess if you are happy with superficial acceptance and interactions then yeah, most people won't suspect a thing, but you'll know they are accepting your performance, you can't lie to yourself.

No. 1980041

>>1980014
>they won’t suspect a thing
They definitely do they just won’t bother to say anything about it. Only people who stick around with people pleasers are self absorbed losers.

No. 1980043

>>1979993
I know a girl like this and she's so bad at hiding it. I can tell and it makes me lose respect for her kek, because it's so pathetic. It's funny to play around and catch her red handed. I do like her because she can be fun to hang out with apart from that weird shit but seriously, I wish she would cut it out.

No. 1980046

>>1979894
>The only way it can work is if you were together before being coworkers.
Does this actually happen?

No. 1980047

File: 1714074274184.png (317.1 KB, 400x394, C11C81AF-E8DF-4907-AD36-8CE035…)

Part of why I wanted to study abroad was so I can get back at my ex for dumping me. I get the sense that he regrets it but is too chicken shit to fix things so I might as well really hammer in the loss while having a fun adventure.

No. 1980056

>>1980041
I love playing the role of a people-pleaser, makes me feel so cute and soft and loved for once in my life and that’s probably why I love pleasing people kek

No. 1980063

File: 1714075202719.jpg (6.64 KB, 360x101, eyes.JPG)

I keep reporting a girl on twitter because she annoys me bc a while ago re-discoverd a band that used to listen to. So while I was checking the socials of the singer I discovered a girl in his tagged pictures that had some crazy in her eyes going on. When I checked her profile, I saw that she had over 2k (almost identical) posts about herself and the said singer. The posts are almost always some sort of photography collage of her, him, a pic of them together (apparently she managed to meet him at some point), roses and the eiffel tower. A few days later I wanted to check on her Insta again and it was gone. So a while I later checked about the band on twitter, since they were touring and while checking some tags related to the band, I discovered said girl again. Same posts as on Insta, but this time she bothered to create two other accounts, so it would look like she had some actual followers that would ship her and she singer, despite those account being copy and paste again from the main one. Some posts would include her talking about herself about how beautiful she is and how she is actually dating the singer. I got annoyed by her because she would clog the tags about said band so I started to report her and all her account I would find and as we speak now, all of them were taken down one by one. She created new ones but started to post there less because of it but since she posts the same shit again, I keep reporting it and it kinda fills me with a bit of joy that all her stupid roleplay has gone to waste because her accounts keep getting deleted. Right now she has two left, which I reported today again.

No. 1980075

File: 1714075581586.gif (100.2 KB, 516x640, laugh-tale.gif)

I still think about and laugh heartily about how my friend got dumped by a moid because he got accepted into the bachelorette and was the first to be eliminated. My friend dodged a bullet and the scrote got humiliated on national television after making a super cringey introduction. It's been years but I'll never forget.

No. 1980115

I think I’ve been slightly traumatized by accident stumbling upon an animal abuse video on Twitter. It was one of those videos that at first seems like one video but then quickly cuts to gore as a misdirect. I’ve been pretty good through all my internet years at avoiding gross things like this ugh. I saw it like half a year ago but the video keeps randomly popping up in my mind and making me anxious/upset.

No. 1980179

Reading about anons' sex lives on /g/, including the "good" "vanilla" sex, has convinced me to stay a virgin forever. It's all so disgusting. I think I could only enjoy it if there's no smells, sounds, or fluids at all.

No. 1980271

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I won my court case representing my company! 2nd one in a row. Im not even a lawyer. I love knowing I have the facts, I love presenting evidence that proves the defendant is full of shit.
Its not rocket science! But, damn, ain't it satisfying.
Most of these idiots represent themselves and try to lie to avoid penalty. I look forward to going against a lawyer, mano y mano .
Fuck your law degree, meet me in the court room.

No. 1980281

After my bf sent me a dick pic for the first time, I went on a subreddit where moids post their dicks and autistically compared his to them to try to figure out how big it was. I've learned that most dicks are ugly and I'm just glad his isn't deformed. Actually it looks kind of cute even though it's a bit on the smaller side.

No. 1980317

It makes me uncomfortable delving into my own masculinity as a woman because it reminds me too much of being a gendie/sexually confused tif and I don’t want to look like them, so now I’m really reconsidering just being feminine.

No. 1980334

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My friend is always going off how broke and depressed she is, but she is constantly spending money on useless korean merch and ball jointed dolls (which are hundreds of dollars.)
I honestly cant bring myself to feel bad about her situation.

No. 1980344

File: 1714091642571.png (214.09 KB, 372x293, Rotating_snakes_illusion.svg.p…)

1- recently learned im schizo, seems obvious now
2-im a huge crypto terf and no one in my life knows
3-im a shayfag have check her thread everyday basically since 2017

No. 1980349

>>1979056
Got bored and started catfishing him again he still thinks there's a chance. What a loser lol

No. 1980356


No. 1980370

File: 1714094291628.jpg (791.2 KB, 1079x1337, quoi ce bordel.jpg)

>>1980356
Does this look cute to you?

No. 1980375

>>1980370
Ew, at least try to get some money from him, what a waste of space.

No. 1980377

File: 1714094787241.webp (520.1 KB, 1908x3392, what-hairstyle-should-i-go-for…)

>>1980370
yea but i have a fetish for asian men. i would steal him from you but i'm trying to be loyal to my dumb porn addict bf.
also males don't look good usually because they're retarded. obvs this guy could get a skincare routine and he already knows he's gotta fix the hair. lips kinda dry too. but he you can work with it. also he looks better without the glasses.

No. 1980380

>>1980377
He looks disgusting, anon. I think it may be better for you to be completely single than to even talk to that disgusting thing.

No. 1980382

>>1980380
he posts videos of his cat.. eugh. maybe you're right. men who give affection to animals are completely gross. he should be spoiling a woman, not a furball. what a tard.

No. 1980384


No. 1980385

>>1980377
damn sister you are down bad if youre simping for this dude. there are asian baddies out there dont settle for this or your porn addicted bf.

No. 1980386

>>1980382
What kind of logic is this? Would you rather see a guy kick a puppy?

No. 1980390

>>1980382
Kek anon, don't be insane, just don't talk to the ugly moid and breakup with your tard boyfriend already.

No. 1980392

>>1980385
i have low standards because i'm ugly, it is what it is. i used to stalk this incel from taiwan for a year because he was nice to me while i was pretending to be a moid online, i guess i was sort of catfishing him too. so i understand your situation a bit except i was the pathetic one here. i decided to confess as my real self to him but he ended up rejecting me and now he's basically lobotomized from a failed suicide attempt. i like asian guys now cause they remind me of him more. i was really sad after that but i met my bf online a few months after that and it washed away my sadness. he's a loser like me at least so he can't just dump me and find another woman easily though i cannot monitor him because he lives on the other side of the planet.
>>1980390
i strongly wanted to because he's hurt me in several ways but he keeps apologizing and saying he loves me. i may never know love if i miss my chance. he's a tard but i'm a bigger tard in ways he will never know.

No. 1980400

>>1980392
The state of lolcow

No. 1980401

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No. 1980404

>>1980392
This site is for people making fun of lolcows.. . It's not FOR the cows jfc

No. 1980408

>>1980400
Nta but you're saying this like farmers haven't always been cows

No. 1980409

>>1980392
>basically lobotomized
what did he do? how did it happen? roping attempt gone wrong?

No. 1980412

>>1980392
People are going to pick at you but I feel bad for you. I understand I've been in a 3 month relationship with a sim I created because I've basically given up on real life moids.

No. 1980546

Daily reminder that being single will always be the superior way of life and that relationships are major source of stress.

No. 1980708

>>1979540
I used to be like this with the pharmacist in my old job anon. He literally used to make me wet when I saw or heard him, and talking to him would make me go bright red. In my mind, he flirted with me a lot (I may have just been delusional) then on a work night out when I was extremely drunk he brought up the fact he had a gf and it was OVER for me

No. 1980745

>>1980409
He tried to stream his suicide. Another incel moid was hosting the stream like it was an event. They were playing games and stuff leading up to it. Then he hosted a poll asking if he should do it now. I was begging random people on omegle to vote no with me. The majority ended up no but then he started looking for ways to kill himself anyway. He had this box of pills from China that literally just read "SUICIDE PILLS." He didn't end up taking them though and walked over to the balcony but his grandma was playing mahjong on her phone nearby so he went to his room and started setting up a ligature around his neck. His mom walked in on him while he was doing this and started screaming at him in Chinese for a good while. The stream then went off. One of the moids I asked for help trying to vote no with me convinced me to just confess to him even though I thought it was a bad time. The next day, I introduced myself as real me and offered to play Yu-Gi-Oh with him. He was just like
>wtf how do you know about that
>would you marry a 0/10 5'7" etc. incel
>cope
And then he stopped talking to me and deleted his account a few days later. He stopped being active on the incel forum, reddit, another Taiwanese site, and Facebook. I was really freaking out at this point and started stalking his mom's Facebook instead. She posted this long thing about how her 宝贝 was gone. I was freaking out again and thought about killing myself. Then I realized her elderly father was sick and in the hospital prior to that, so she might have been mourning him and not her son. I'm still not sure. I coped by pretending that was the case. A sign of life came later, I decided to check her Facebook again after a couple months and she was posting him there. It looked like he was in some group thing that might have been for recovery. She posted a video of him standing at the podium in a church while the pastor and his dad held him up. People were singing and clapping around him for several minutes. His lifeless eyes were wandering about. He looked half dead. So I don't know what he tried in the end. He hasn't looked the same ever since.

No. 1980755

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I don't know how to fully explain it but I dislike the husbando thread despite being a husbandofag myself. It feels too much like a social group that I'm peering into from the outside, idk it just doesn't feel as anonymous as threads usually do. The original first few threads were okay and had random posts but now its like there are too many personalityfags which I know its inevitable unless everyone is constantly husbandhopping. I also hate the spam of picrew/bingo/shit with 40 repetitive replies. Anyway yeah that's my confession

No. 1980758

Sometimes when I think I've posted something funny I have to resist the urge to selfpost in lolcow caps. No, I've never actually done it.

No. 1980764

>>1980755
The original had more of a shitposting vibe I agree

No. 1980765

>>1980758
Just do it. No one knows and no one cares

No. 1980766

>>1980758
I remember when that thread was first made anons were constantly getting accused of selfposting kek

No. 1980768

>>1980758
I'm always quick to dismiss this urge because it would absolutely demolish my self esteem if I were to selfpost and get a reaction saying it's not funny. There have been a few occasions where someone else capped my post and posted it in the caps thread though, and however pathetic it is I got a real ego boost from the positive reactions. Idk I just care a lot about my fellow farmers' opinions.

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No. 1980771

>>1980768
>it would absolutely demolish my self esteem if I were to selfpost and get a reaction saying it's not funny.
Get better self esteem? It's not that serious. I'll be waiting for your self posts over there nonna, humor is subjective and no one is allowed to call shit unfunny anymore.

No. 1980778

>>1980755
What would you like to see in the thread? Not trying to be antagonistic just curious as a husbandofag that occasionally posts there kek

No. 1980797

>>1980755
I occasionally post in the husbando thread and I don’t mind the personalityfagging, I think it’s cute for the most part since it’s mostly contained to that thread, but occasionally an anon will post something so deranged in that thread it genuinely makes me reconsider things and feel self-conscious about lowkey being a husbandofag

No. 1980804

>>1980745
This is better than anything Tao Lin or Mira Gonzalez have ever written.

No. 1980805

>>1980755
Agreed especially with the recent Picrew OP. It has the energy of a discord clique general

No. 1980815

>>1980805
I remember at some point nonas made a discord, is it still alive? I got kicked because I wasnt active enough and I think a moid breached it which is understandable, I'm not really a chatty person

No. 1980999

>>1980758
I have a load of caps I could post there but probably only I find them funny so I don't.

No. 1981064

>>1980815
I'd love to join one of the discords as long as it was civil and not overly political but the servers I was a part of kept getting deleted when I'd join them from here. Pretty sure the last LC official discord went inactive a long time ago

No. 1981094

>>1981064
It was pretty chill and nice while I was still in there, and there was a separate channel for pinkpill stuff so you didnt have to take part in it if you didnt want to. I hope its still doing well, discord just isnt for me tbh

No. 1981106

I killed someone and I feel like I'm going fucking crazy like Patrick Bateman at the end of American Psycho when he's telling everyone he did it and they're just laughing at him when I'm literally saying plain as day 'it is my fault he died' holy shit. I belong in the fucking electric chair.

No. 1981112

>>1981106
old people die all the time, the hand that pushed was just leading and he probably deserved it anyway

No. 1981115

>>1981106
Are you being serious? Who did you kill?

No. 1981124

>>1981115
I am being serious. I don't want to go into detail. It's crazy, the death is not being treated as suspicious or anything and it was 100% my fault that he died

No. 1981128

>>1981112
He didn't deserve it at all.

No. 1981158

>>1981124
it sounds like you didn't actually murder him though and you're just blaming yourself for one of those butterfly effect situations. i kind of want to hear what happened though. would you be willing to draw it out like a pictogram on one of those anon drawing boards and then erase it?

No. 1981164

>>1981163
so he's a drug addict or something who vomited in his sleep and you didn't kill anyone. yea, you can stop feeling guilty. this is his own fault.

No. 1981166

>>1981164
I'm a murderer and I deserve the same fate

No. 1981170

>>1981166
It sounds like you just need something to take your mind off it. Treat yourself. Go do a spa day and get brunch. The world will go on with one less scrote.

No. 1981174

>>1981170
He wasn't a scrote at all, he never hurt anyone in his life, he was kind, loving, gentle and he thought Andrew Tate was a faggot.

No. 1981252

I find the AIfag who keeps making the threadpics with AI extremely hilarious because she keeps triggering that same anon who complains about it everywhere

No. 1981283

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I still cringe remembering when I was a kid and my parents asked where I wanted to go on vacation one year, I chose the city my internet friend lived so we could meet irl because I had a debilitating crush on her. yes she was straight. we were good friends for years after too, I eventually distanced myself though

No. 1981316

sometimes I feel bad for nonnies who are with terrible bfs or just straight up like ugly men idk like i saw this one nonnas bf and i gagged lmao

No. 1981325

>>1981316
post pic of her ugly bf so we can all laugh at him please

No. 1981383

>>1981316
i feel bad for myself too but i can't do better, i've tried

No. 1981393

>>1981316
>saw this one nonnas bf and i gagged lmao
Are anons here just posting pics of their bfs?

No. 1981396

>>1981316
I dont feel bad, they can easily change that if they wanted to

No. 1981436

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Was anyone else briefly a columbiner when they were a teenager? Very embarrassing to admit yes but just being honest. If you were do you remember that 40 year old woman on Facebook who was obsessed with Eric Harris kek she had pillows of him and shit

No. 1981442

>>1981436
Yes holy shit. Lynn-Ann

No. 1981444

I would not date myself because my hygiene sucks, I'm ugly and I'm unhinged in my theories. I spent a large chunk of my time the past few years looking into what I legit feels is going on only for it to be shattered by one "leak". I'm unraveling

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>>1981446
Kekkk I’m dying anon yes thank you

No. 1981450

>>1981393
there's the infamous danobf of course, and one that was posted but then deleted in an old stupid questions thread, and a few others

No. 1981451

>>1981446
>>1981448
why does she look like that lmao

No. 1981460

>>1980755
i'm honestly jealous of them, i have no one else to sperg about my husbando with. he's 3D so doesn't belong in that thread, but no one in the 3D men threads care either.

No. 1981467

>>1981436
yes
>If you were do you remember that 40 year old woman on Facebook who was obsessed with Eric Harris kek she had pillows of him and shit
I know you're talking about Lynn Ann, but I was friends with another late 30s mom who was obsessed with Eric oddly enough. It's funny that there was more than one.

No. 1981470

>>1980755
I just don't care for the AI stuff.
I find it a little fun to read the answers to random questions people give though.

No. 1981476

>>1981106
it's okay murder-chan, we need more women in male-dominated fields

No. 1981480

homelander's the only character that inspires yume behavior within me. he's easily one of the most disgustingly pathetic men ever posted in fiction but i don't know, i feel like i could form a touching, somewhat awkward relationship with him.

No. 1981487

>>1981106
Look you're gonna be fine it's just your first body kek. Once you do it a few more times it becomes second nature and then you just wanna shoot the guy standing in front of you in a line in the face if he's taking too long.

No. 1981519

>>1981480
Based and incredible taste

No. 1981547

>>1981480
So you think you can fix him huh?

No. 1981564

>>1981480
>t.storm front

No. 1981588

I’m wearing the naughtiest SpongeBob thong right now

No. 1981612

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>>1981588
>I’m wearing the naughtiest SpongeBob thong right now

No. 1981646

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Dear Lord,
Today I made myself and my pets in the sims, and then I made an extremely hot man who is exactly my type and made him my sim's neighbor. Please forgive me for what I am about to do.
Amen.

No. 1981660

>>1981588
Drop a link I want one

No. 1981661

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Just had a massive sperg out and now I’m calm

No. 1981678

>>1981646
Innovative manifesting technique

No. 1981682

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i'm straight but i have a lot of hot lesbian dreams.

No. 1981689

>>1981661
on here or irl

No. 1981691

>>1981682
Same. I'm straight but get dreams about fingering my tif friend. My dreams must believe TMAM kek

No. 1981729

I've been dating a guy and he showed me photos of his sister's family, and will randomly sometimes pull up photos of his nephews posted in their family messenger group. It takes me all my decades long masking energy to be called upon at once not to grimace or worse. These are some of the ugliest children I've seen in my life, the older kid is fat and looks borderline retarded. Also acts like the typical adhd-monkey male kid, while being way too big in general. His sister's husband is also the single ugliest man I've seen so far, he makes me recoil viscerally. If you've ever seen those ugly fat bastard coomer weeb memes, that's who they're based on. My disgust for this family is so strong, just the thought of like having family outings with them makes me seriously consider breaking up. I know that this sounds pretty unhinged, that's why I'd rather blog it here.

No. 1981731

>>1981682
Then you're not actually straight.

No. 1981732

It literally occurred to me several seconds ago that edamame is a japanese word and thus not pronounced "eedamaim" like I always read it. I don't remember if I've ever said EEDAMAIM to anyone out loud… hope not.

No. 1981761

I drunkenly called my ex "the community dick" yesterday after having learnt that phrase from the Scott Lind thread. Would have been fun if it were with people that knew what a skirt chaser my ex is but it was at an after work..

No. 1981863

>>1981731
Nta but dreams don't really mean much in that regard unless op wants to do it irl. I had dreams about fucking people I'm completed disgusted by, dreams involving relatives, etc.

No. 1981905

>>1981863
>cognitive dissonance in action

No. 1981909

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I love being a neet, sorry

No. 1981920

>>1981905
how? what's the logic in "you dream about something therefore you want it"?

No. 1981928

>>1981920
samefag like people who dream about getting killed don't want to be killed irl, people who dream about getting molested don't desire it irl, I could go on. It matters if someone felt disgusted or enjoyed the dream after waking up.

No. 1981941

>>1981909
Me too nonnie hehe

No. 1981953

>>1981941
neet-chan twin powers activate!

No. 1981955

kinda attracted to the aliens from life of brian

No. 1982016

>>1981729
Reminds me when I searched a former classmate on Facebook and I discovered she was married to one of the ugliest man I ever saw, he looked like an overgrown toddler, it was so freaky.

No. 1982327

One time I felt something in my eye, so I looked in a compact mirror to see and I found a clump of like 20-30 eyelashes stuck together under my lower eyelid.

No. 1982440

>>1981729
>My disgust for this family is so strong, just the thought of like having family outings with them makes me seriously consider breaking up.
LOL I love how you described it nona.

No. 1982517

This mean hag in a group I use is struggling with her drinking and is being extra insufferable and it's given more more motivation to stay off the beer than anything because I don't want to be like her in any way. Also I feel superior to her that she is piss drunk on margaritas whining about being fat while I'm working out daily

No. 1982533

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>>1981450
Kek it was this one wasn’t it?

No. 1982539

>>1982533
KEK yeah

No. 1982572

>>1982533
oh my god I remember this KEK. anons bfs are so fucking ugly it’s disgraceful

No. 1982579

>>1982572
I really want to post the ugliest photo of my moid now just to make fun of him.

No. 1982587

>>1982579
I dare you

No. 1982594

>>1982587
But then you'll share it around kek. He really does look bad in that one

No. 1982596

>>1982579
Do it right now

No. 1982599

>>1982594
come on nonna, be the bigger gal and post

No. 1982601

>>1982599
Ok but pinky promise you will only look at my moid's pic once and not screenshot it and not share it around

No. 1982609

>>1982601
pinky promise

No. 1982616

Posted it but deleted it sorry nonnas kek

No. 1982621

>>1982616
Okay nonas, whichever one of you screenshotted it, now's the time to repost.

No. 1982623

>>1982621
But you pinky promised…

No. 1982631

>>1982616
damn it didn’t get to see it I was busy

No. 1982985

I think some brown men are attractive. Just some.

No. 1983127

I find the sound of a geiger counter comforting, probably because it reminds me of childhood

No. 1983199

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this Captain America movie always stayed in the back of my mind because the actor looked nice in some scenes but i never had the courage to watch it maybe if it wasn't about superheroes and Captain America out of all of them i would

No. 1983209

>>1983199
I want to lick his chest up and down

No. 1983222

I love Ichigo mashimaro and I'm not even a little bit of a lolicon

No. 1983227

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I used to think that if you popped a guys balls with like a toothpick or something, semen and blood would leak out like a balloon

No. 1983229

>>1983227
it's still possible for them to pop and splatter if you bash them with a hammer, i believe in you science-chan

No. 1983246

>>1983227
didnt shayna beat a guy in the balls and it bleed on her tacky 1usd shein shoe?

No. 1983271

>>1983227
It doesn't? What does it do?

No. 1983280

>>1983271
Both of the subjects are gross so i never wanted to know more than accidentally stumbling across some stuff but i think it is something similar to how breasts would be damaged

No. 1983331

i've been getting money from 2 different moids who keep asking me to date them but i keep saying the distance is too much and lowkey hoping they back off but neither of them are backing off…… both are aware of each other so im not lying but it still feels wrong even tho i dont ask for anything?? they just keep sending me money and i like that? why does it feel wrong even if im not doing anything bad idk im never gna date em and they know that

No. 1983340

>>1983280
Learning balls are hard is probably the grossest thing I've learned. Scrotes have two sacks of rocks that they sometimes sit on KEK

No. 1983346

I'm a straight woman so keep that in mind but, biphobia is not real and never has been. Anything perceived as biphobic is usually homophobic and if it isn't it's just made up bullshit (like MUH BI ERASURE)(not a confession)

No. 1983357

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>>1983346
The instances that get called "biphobic" are when people say that women frequently lie about being bisexual for attention (tbh it's true), and when people openly say that bisexual moids are dirty manwhores with buckets of STDs (tbh it's true). Online bisexuals even say it's biphobic and "mean" when lesbians don't want to date them, but I don't even see how that's a bad thing because bisexual women are more often than not in relationships with men. If you're a lesbian, who tf would want to be with a woman that will probably cheat on you/leave you for a scrote?

No. 1983359


No. 1983436

The reason why I like solo traveling is because I don't want my family or my friends to bother me and I don't want to accommodate anyone. Saying that I can never travel with them because of conflicting schedules and dates is just a lie and I hope they'll never guess or find out. I'm sick of my mother begging me to visit English speaking countries with her because I'd like to visit some of them and enjoy the food without being told "b-b-but it's not halal!! what if there's pork! oh I can't go in that restaurant they serve some alcoholic beverages, that's haram!" and I don't want to be late for visits because my friends want to take breaks every 10 minutes when we walk anywhere.

No. 1983561

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i feel completely retarded but he's so cunty to me

No. 1983598

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I once dabbed my mistake. I was gonna do a different physical gag but stopped myself halfway and it somehow turned into a half-assed dab as I swung my arms around. It was five years ago and I still cringe about it because of how my friend just looked at me all "……did you just dab?", I was so dumbfounded by my own action that I didn't even say anything about it and changed topics. We haven't seen each other since.

No. 1983599

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I've loved drawing since forever, struggled a bit more in the past with drawing guys because i thought it would make me look like a weirdo, didn't try to get a career out of it and i get many artblocks unless i feel like drawing something lewd-ish, usually with female characters just because i still feel insecure that way and i like to make them look cute.
I keep my art hidden from the universe but i am so on the edge of just giving up and make money from it, but i will not do it even if many told me to do so, i will get over this lazyness and i will make use of my skills for something deeper.
No one needs to see the 30000th waifu in sexy clothing and i don't want to simply just draw horny content, even if i'm a poorfag i will not bend, i want to be able to look back and feel proud that i stopped being retarded, amen.

No. 1983807

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I've had a a massive incest fetish since I was like 13, Brotherxbrother, brotherxsister, unclexnephew, fatherxson. Other than that, I also show every single symptom of having been molested like an extreme aversion to sex and a strong belief that if I ever have sex with someone my next step will be to immediately committ suicide. Now my therapist is starting to think I might have been sexually assaulted as a child by my father due to some memories I have of showering naked with him. I don't know how to take this information or process it and I can't even defend him because he walked out on me when I was 10 and I have no idea who this man actually is. The fact I've had this unexplainable incest fetish since young mostly involving men is making me worried now and a bit sad, beforehand I've always excused it as a common fetish maybe a bit out there on the level of feet, but nothing to worry about. But I'm worrying now.

No. 1984189

My ex is a butterface, I swear to god he was built like how a man should be built, and I miss him every day for that ridiculous body, he was broad shouldered and muscular and tall with a little waist and a long fat dick and man-ray from SpongeBob legs.

No. 1984253

Lolcow gave me a really weird obsession with both hoteps, and snowteps

No. 1984281

>>1984253
tf is a snowtep

No. 1984297

Whenever I see ivory soap I a
Have the urge to bite it, piece by piece then digest it and my shits come out in foamy sludge. I do not know why it's like the obession I had with wanting to suck in penicil shavings as a child they smell like sunflower seeds.

No. 1984301


No. 1984314

>>1984281
White supremacists who think they're descended from badass vikings (they're not).

No. 1984356

Called off today to avoid a fuck up i made saturday night at work. Cant be blamed if im not there lmfao. (I put in my two weeks the other day so they cant really do anything against me anyhow because ill be gone in four days)

No. 1984831

Can't help but respect Jojo Siwa for being such an unhinged lesbian. At least she is living her truth.

No. 1984901

>>1983807
How old are you? You could have repressed a lot of it, but it really really depends.

No. 1984945

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Kinda have a crush on this one dude because he's cringe in a cute way and loves cats but he was literally in the Russian military voluntarily, not just mandatory conscription which is a huge ick. Can't I meet someone normal for once.

No. 1985032

I'm still bummed that the word retard/ed is now considered a slur

No. 1985045

>>1985032
kek same, sometimes there's no better way to describe something than calling it retarded

No. 1985073

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i walk straight towards moids on the street instead of moving out of the way so that they have to walk around me. sometimes i beeline through a whole group of them. just to feel something.

No. 1985081

Saw a video of a moid showing off his scars during a court hearing and all I could think of was how attractive he is. I feel really bad.

No. 1985082

>>1985032
I accidentally said retarded at my work and all the zoomers lost it on me kek (im 23) and I told them to stop acting retarded and I won't. Got called into a meeting. I worked at a dispensary btw.

No. 1985091

>>1985073
did this to a group of teenage scrotes being loud and one of the little rats called me a bitch. it was hilarious. this generation of moids is cooked.

No. 1985269

>>1985081
I may like moids with scars. Where did he have these scars? Did you just found him attractive or was it because he was showing the scars?

No. 1985293

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Yesterday I told my best friend I would date her if she was the opposite sex of me. As if, if I was a moid I would date her, if she was a moid and I stayed a woman, I would date her.
I just like her a lot. I hope she doesn't think I'm too weird, we're still talking like normal tbh.
I'm a bit sad because yesterday she said that one of my husbandos would be gay and that another of my husbandos was too basic.

No. 1985370

I feel like an AGP troon or something because I love my pussy so much. When I’m relaxing in the evenings I’ll often just poke and play with it, not in a masturbation way, but more like just appreciating the shapes and thinking about how much I love it and what a beautiful body part it is. Just thinking about it is deeply satisfying to me for some reason.

No. 1985379

fairy anon why did you delete your post it was beautiful

No. 1985382

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>>1985370
>I feel like an AGP troon because I love my pussy so much
Anon, you’re not a tranny for loving the body that Mother Goddess has blessed you with. A tranny would be lucky if his expensive scissor envelope wound where his penis used to be could ever be the magical system of organ that keeps every woman healthy, regulated and aware of our health. You get to relax in the confines in your home after a hard day of nagging scrotes and work drama while a tranny has to play pretend with his bleeding surgical wound or pre-op “girl”peen that pisses fire which will never ever be the same as our reproductive system which he knows cuts deep into his delusional heart. The tranny fingering his second asshole inbetween his legs is only left in his crusty gooncave seething, dilating, and spreading all of the dickwound juice from their fingers on to their keyboards and gaming PCs when they’re screaming about imaginary terfs on r/MtF. Bless you nonna and embrace your pussy power in peace.

No. 1985384

>>1985379
i edited it because it felt too ESL kek

No. 1985390

>>1985384
You’re not ESL nonna, you’re a multilingual poet

No. 1985392

>>1985390
ty nonna ily

No. 1985406

>>1985370
I won't go in detail but I second the Mother Goddess nona. Don't feel guilty for admiring your vulva, every woman's is specially sculptured. Nothing wrong with caressing yourself either you own your body; I sometimes squeeze one of my boobs like a stress toy just for fun and it's been such a habit that I sometimes put my hand over it in public.

No. 1985412

I really love calling out bullshit lies of defendants in court. If you are going to make a claim, back it up with evidence and fucking google the related laws you dipshits! I will call your ass out for perjury and humiliate you.

No. 1986256

>>1985370
It's actually kind of important to know your body, even the genitals, and to touch your body so you know when is it that something feels off, and then you will be able to go to the doctor before something bad happens.
A friend of the family disregarded a mole thinking it wasn't something serious, she didn't care about the mole for many years, one day she went to a dermatologist for some other random reason and she got a sample taken, it was cancer and she died two years ago, it was pretty bad.
I think everyone should just be more paranoid when it comes to the state of their bodies because it can betray you in the most retarded ways.

No. 1986289

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I remember this very distinct memory of being in high school and we were placed in random groups in this one class I had and I realized that teacher specifically put all of the black girls in the same group which included me (granted they were all the ones who were either popular/good academics). Such a weird memory brought to the surface but now as an adult when I think about it I just find it so suspect kek

No. 1986605

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I once was cringe enough to ship people I knew irl and got burned hard. It was like 15 years ago when I was young an just wanted my friends to have good normal love stories of their own.
It was my middle school friend and a guy in her year my bf/husband was/is friends with. My friend had a crush on him but he was with some other girl I only knew as "that bitch that cheated on him" and at some point they separated and my friend went on a date with him, only to get dumped and him to go back to the cheater who he's still with now.
My friend ended up trooning out and is a tif. I knew she always had potential to end up mentally wrecked because of her home life. Dead mom, controlling father, really older stepbrother she didn't want to talk about, younger low functioning-masturbates-in-public-autistic younger brother.
I just feel so salty about it now because my husband reconnected with him recently so I get to learn he still with the same bitch as if the universe gave me a personal middle finger to my ship and trooned out the FL just to spite me.

No. 1986630

I remember that time when I was asking mom how to "explore myself" and how did it work (I was 16 please bare with me) then she said she never masturbated in her life, then my sister joined and said she didn't masturbate neither. It made me feel like a weirdo, because I do masturbate, it's kinda crazy being the only one in my house who actually does it. I think it's a normal thing but they were talking about it like only losers and degenerates do it

No. 1986641

>>1986630
I want to say they were lying because it's embarrassing or something. is your family religious?

No. 1986645

>>1986630
They probably just associate sex with penis and vagina with piss and period blood. It's a misogynistic veiw but also pretty straightforward thinking.

No. 1986653

one time i posted my (ex) bf to lolcow and everyone said he was ugly so i broke up with him .

No. 1986669

>>1986653
Good for you nonnala

No. 1986670

>>1986653
This is the way kek

No. 1986687

I was one of those kids who was so scared of puberty that once it started I tried taping down my chest everyday and tried to purposely stunt my growth, like consuming tons of caffeine, refusing to sleep, stopped consuming dairy and vegetables, starving myself, etc. Still couldn't deal with it then and still can't now as an adult.

No. 1986693

I prefer short men. Not in a pick me ‘dad bods r hot!!1’ way but in a super autistic way because I just feel more connected to moids when their faces are close to mine when we’re hugging and kissing. I hate having to stand on my tip toes just to look them in the eyes. My ex was 5’7” and it was perfect for me.

No. 1986709

>>1986693
5’7 isn’t that short for a so called short man enjoyer (I tease). When I was into men I liked ones in the range of 5’2 to 5’5. Basically just as short as a man can really be without having some sort of genetic condition kek. I’m not sure if I developed that preference based on my short fictional husbandos since childhood, or if I liked my short husbandos in the first place because I was born liking short men, kek. That said, they have to be fit and at least a little muscular. I specifically like the way the typical fit male silhouette looks when condensed, for some reason.

No. 1986712

>>1985412
>>1985412
Ladies, I have to tell you about this court case.
This troon named "Lindzayy" owes 4 months rent.
I manage in the office of the small company that owns the property. They were not only given flexibility to catch up payments, but they also have been offered to opt out of the lease with no penalty. This landlord has a big heart for tenants. He keeps the rent low and thus resulting in shit heads taking advantage of the landlord.
This troon was upset we finally filed for eviction. He made the following claims
>the company is transphobic because they used my dead name to summon me to court!!!
(The liscense we have on file has his dead name only.)
>the place is rat infested!! They ignored all my letters!
(No letter, email, text, repair request on file)
>I paid on Cash App!
(We don't offer that form of payment.)
> YOU SENT A WOMAN TO COURT TO RUB MY TRANSITION IN MY FACE
(YWNBAW)
>SHE SENT ME A MEAN LETTER
(Not mean, legally accurate phrasing as advised by an attorney.)

The judge is over his claims and tells him to move out by next week to avoid an eviction on his credit history. I told him directly we are going to do an apt inspection before he can turn in his keys- so if necessary, we can approach the judge with additional damages.
> YOU ARE TREATING ME UNFAIRLY LIKE ALL CIS WOMEN

My confession is, I am going to evict every troon possible as long as a work here. I am so fucking tired of thier incessant demand for special treatment and believing they are above the law.
I've rejected other troon applicants before. This is a multi family community- we dont want your stinky delusional ass here anyways.

No. 1986714

I graduated with a high GPA but I cheated a lot. I still am very adept at cheating. I am also very good at bullshittin' in my essays (that I shit out 3 hours before I have to present them) but my teachers like it.

No. 1986721

>>1986687
Were you SA'd? I did this too only because I was assaulted as a child and was afraid developing would increase the chances of me being assaulted again

No. 1986722


No. 1986727

Sometimes i like listening to mashups/remixes on youtube more than actual music, if that's the right way to put it. I can't get over how much better certain songs sound if they just had different instrumentals or had some edits here and there. Probably normal to feel this way, but it really does make certain songs i would have hated more listenable.

No. 1986738

I once only dated a moid because of his ability to give good back rubs. He had to massage my head and my back every day it was awesome.

No. 1986757

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i love it here more than any blogging platform because i dont have to pretend i like trannies.

No. 1986767

My hearing test came back normal so I feel like permission granted to continue to blast my car stereo so much the windows shake and everyone at the lights looks at me. It probably won’t be normal for long but I don’t care because 130dB alone in my car is the only part of the day I feel alive.

No. 1986864

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I just had a flashback from 6 years ago that stopped me in my tracks. I had this unhinged crush on my extremely Christian 52 year old married boss (I was in my 20s). Anyway I was on a night shift and off my meds one time and wrote some explicit sexual stuff in a journal about it which I left on the bench. Walked in on my coworker who was one of the boss’s lackeys reading it. It was one of those moments so bad you wonder if it was even real. I gave my two weeks notice on a piece of copy paper and skipped town soon after that.

No. 1986867

>>1986864
lmao how did the coworker and boss react

No. 1986871

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>>1986867
Nobody said anything to my face about it. There wasn’t supposed to be anyone in the department and that coworker probably knew she shouldn’t have been snooping. I heard the diary clatter to the bench onto a clipboard underneath it as I rounded the corner so she wasn’t quite caught redhanded enough to say anything to me. But the elastic thing was off the book so it had clearly been opened and the dropping of it to the bench was clear as day. I am assuming she told my boss because they were in cahoots at all times. I never said anything but the shame was too much to continue in that job or even small town tbh kek

No. 1987030

>>1986727
I dislike both, Rock the Boat and Work, but this one has been one of my favorites for years

No. 1987065

i hope that sanic isnt 100% real

No. 1987066

>>1987065
It’s not. It’s literally just an imageboard game.

No. 1987092

>>1986727
Gimme more instrumental just makes everything better

No. 1987095

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I'm fucking stupid. I don't understand how a phone works for example. How does my voice get to the other phone, and how can their voice get to me? How does a speaker work, literally how is it able to produce all the complex sounds in the world when no living beings voice box can even do that?
I still don't really get how computers work either, it's all 0s and 1s, but how does the computer know what the numbers mean, how does it know 100111 is something and 100110 is something else and how it's supposed to interpret that, I just don't get it I am so stupid and I'm ashamed of it.

I'm a literal cavewoman, if I was sent back in time history would look exctly the same becuase there isn't anything modern I understand even on a basic level to kickstart history "how does this thing called electricity work future nona?" i don't fucking know, i plug it into a wall and then bada bing electric thing work.

No. 1987099

>>1986712
>My confession is, I am going to evict every troon possible as long as a work here.
kek love you nona

No. 1987106

>>1987095
KEK I don't get this kinda stuff either, like how the hell does a fax machine work? Who knows…

No. 1987165

>>1987095
I guarantee you vast majority of people have no idea how anything they use works, be it phones, computers, cars, fridges, stoves, etc. That's perfectly normal.

No. 1987519

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My whole sense of self-steem is based around how many crying laughing emojis i get in my discord posts.

No. 1987528

>>1987095
Ask your mom, ask a friend, ask a random stranger on the street and they won't have an answer for any of these questions either. Myself included.

No. 1987530

>>1986712
Bless you for protecting your community.

No. 1987533

>>1986721
Nta but i used to do the same because I was terrified from being told by my mom that my entire purpose in life was to be some guy’s broodmare and because of early porn exposure freaking me out

No. 1987578

One of my cats is a male and despite me loving him very much, I can't help bit resent him a little for being a gross moid. My three other girls are great (momma and their kittens) but he terrorizes them sometimes just for fun. Moids really be moids no matter the spieces.

No. 1987649

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Don't really know if this can be considered a confession but i wish i could have clarified it before.
When i lived in some kind of shared house (it had a shared kitchen and hallways with bedrooms and bathroom for each family/person) there was this kid that also went to my school.
I didn't really want to talk to him but he had a game i wanted to play so i thought that nothing bad would happen if i went to his room to play together.
But then he removed his shirt and i couldn't say anything, i was sure that he was trying to make a move but i kept acting disinterested and just a moment before i got too uncomfortable his mother comes in and stares at us before asking him something UGH i hope she didn't think that we were doing anything, it's not like i could have told her anyway.

No. 1987656

Other women tiffing out always makes me feel a little emasculated. I remember feeling this way even during my first tra encounter in middle school. Like fuck off you're just as male as I am.

No. 1987707

>>1987578
Kek, I kinda get it. My little scrote cat that I rescued as a kitten sometimes harasses our older female cat. Like he'll go over and bother her when she's sleeping, or (gently) bite her when he wants to play and it breaks my heart when she's not in the mood and makes a noise or hisses and moves to another spot to get away from him. Rude little boy.

No. 1987709

>>1987519
your pic made me cry-laugh react, so here's another boost for you nona

No. 1987792

I am pretty good at cooking but lied to the moid that I'm currently seeing because I'm not gonna do shit in the house if it's ever going to get serious sorry he better hire a maid and a chef

No. 1987917

I know exactly what lc threads my friend goes to and I recognize her posts (since I know all the details of her life) so sometimes when I find them I go and reply something nice and uplifting and supportive pretending I'm a stranger. She's even sent me screencaps of things I've told her as an anon saying "look how nice this anon is" kek She does it to other anon replies too so I know she doesn't think it's me, and she never shows/tells me her initial posts so for me to randomly have found it seems too unlikely (she doesn't know I stalk this site way too much…) Sometimes I even give unhinged replies I know would make her laugh or fight anons who disagree with her kek

No. 1987960

As a lesbian, I love that tifs have taken over fandom. Classic genderbends never did it for me because they always femme-ify the characters and give them back breaking anatomy, but tifs have mastered butch-looking genderbends with realistic female proportions. Not into the double mastectomy trend at all, but I just ignore those. I always laugh when bi/hetanons seethe about tif artwork that features a male character that's been reinterpreted as a non-transitioned trans man, because it's literally just a depiction of a woman they're so angry about, and just like everyone else they can block/ignore if they hate it so much. Maybe if I liked the high feminine, makeup wearing genki devoid-of-personality waifubait that is 99.9% of all female characters out there I'd feel differently, but when your only fictional representation of an authentically butch female character is an anime woman from a 90s cartoon, you learn to live with scraps.

No. 1987963

>>1987917
Wish I had a lolcow friend like that

No. 1987972

>>1987917
Wholesome af

No. 1987974

>>1987917
well now she knows

No. 1987997

>>1987960
But the characters are referred to as males, not women.

No. 1988114

>>1987997
I don't really give a shit if they call the characters he, if they have a vulva and breasts then they're women, kek. I'm a butch woman myself who gets gendered male sometimes, that doesn't mean I don't know what I am or I should suddenly stop enjoying being masculine.

No. 1988156

When I was 11 I read so many creepypastas and 'spooky stories' I eventually got so scared of the dark I slept in my parents' room for like a month kek. It took me like 2 years to get over it, I was too old for that shit.

No. 1988231

>>1988156
I did something similar to myself when I was younger by watching too many rated R horror movies at a friends house. I was petrified of all these random scenarios I would see in the movies and would wake myself up at night to "monitor" my room to make sure no crazy murderer cannibal had snuck in while I was sleeping KEK. They don't bother me at all anymore but there are some scenes from certain movies that still stick with me

No. 1988299

Sometimes I wish I was a bit famous, but just a little bit, in some niche community that's really small and where everyone just kind of gets along. I would like to do something like streaming with a nice group of friends and just hearing them talk about random stuff while playing some silly games or watching a series or movies. I think I technically shouldn't be bad at it because my autism makes me say random comments while doing anything, so it's not like it would be completely silent all of the time.
But I really hate the idea of being popular for some reason and knowing that moids could watch me do what I like to do, even if I had an avatar I would be annoyed by their presence.

No. 1988307

>>1988299
I always think this. I’d love to be famous but I’d hate for moids to even be aware of my existence. I’d be scared to even perform if I knew any male fans were in the audience at all. One of my favourite guitarists, although a guy, was shot dead whilst he was performing by a deranged moid who had schizoid fantasies about him. And there was that girl Christina Grimmie he was also shot dead onstage by a deranged schizo moid. Moids are literally murderous animals and I wouldn’t want them anywhere near me, they always have to take everything to the extreme they’re so fucking weird

No. 1988410

when i was younger i obsessively cyberstalked this one artist girl, basically making separate profiles to interact with her, archiving her every post, learning about her life, interests and online circle. i did it for years. i was very lonely i guess. then she started posting about genshin impact when it got popular and i quickly lost interest in her.

No. 1988413

>>1988156
kek nona it's okay, when I was like 14 I saw The Ring in theaters and I was so fucking scared afterwards I slept in my parent's bed for the night. I was in high school. kek

No. 1988415

I’m straight but whenever I’m in a rut in my life I sometimes look at male gaze hentai or look through porn subreddits aimed at men. I don’t even know why because I don’t really get off to it. I’ve had a history of kind of doing this sort of thing. I think it might’ve began when I was like 13 and found an audio of a woman moaning and imagined myself as a man having sex with a woman

No. 1988418

>>1988415
nona you're bisexual

No. 1988425

>>1988415
I do consider myself bisexual, but I do think imagining yourself as the man may be a common thing if you're exposed to porn at a young age. I also imagined myself as a man a lot, not all the time though.

No. 1988427

>>1986630
WHAT? I refuse to believe this is true. How are they even alive? I would kill myself if I could never orgasm I feel horrible now…

No. 1988441

Earlier on today I thought that my period must’ve started, but when I went to check in the bathroom it turns out that I’m just a sweaty bitch. I went on a run too and when I checked at the end of the day my underwear was soaked to the point of feeling grody af. Istg I need to lose weight around my thighs

No. 1988573

My best friend is super pro-trans much to my dismay (still love her tho hopefully one day she’ll peak) and for her bday all she asked from everyone was that they donate to some trans healthcare organization. She asked me a few days after her bday if I donated and I lied and said that I did kek. I feel bad for lying but I refuse to give money to troon shit. Feelsbadman

No. 1988597

>>1987960
>because it's literally just a depiction of a woman they're so angry about
not really, many anons have said they'd be fine with some of this artwork if the artists didn't insist that the characters are male or if they just made them an OC instead

No. 1988599

>>1988573
I always found it strange how much women hype up and coddle TIMs. I have never seen men go to bat this much for TIFs lol.

No. 1988646

>>1988573
Jesus I could not be friends with someone like that
>>1988599
Because women are expected to be handmaidens towards men since their birth, it simply proves further the fact that TIMs are males - women bend over backwards to appease them because they see themselves as subservient towards them. Hence why moids don’t feel the need to be subservient for TIFs

No. 1988670

I would love to have an affair. Feel good and sexy, have nice dinners and fun conversations while my scrote keeps paying the bills. He's reliable but he bores the shit out of me, if only he'd cuck for an open relationship kek.

No. 1988703

>>1988670
>marries a loser and then gets bored of him

anon, you didn’t have to marry your husband, it’s called just keep him as a boyfriend and then dump him when you are no longer compatible like wtf kek

No. 1988718

>>1988670
Divorce and find someone better nona. Tbh this is why I am scared of getting into a relationship. I know my adhd ass would get bored quick.

No. 1988724

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I bought cigarettes, rip. I just wanna get fucked by a huge cock nonnas.

Am listening to a fever you can't sweat out kek.

No. 1988736

>>1988724
Laughing bc u sound exactly like me nona

No. 1988743

>>1988736
Queen, we are one and the same. I hope it comforts you as it does me.

No. 1988746

>>1988724 >>1988736

What pack did you get nonnies? I like natural American spirits teal, celadon and the orange packs

No. 1988747

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>>1988724
Love the grimmjow pic. I know how you fucking feel. I'm high right now and want picrel to fukc my brains out until i cant move

No. 1988752

I love browsing ed twitter, especially the fatspo/meanspo accounts it makes me feel so fucking powerful. It’s like I uncovered hidden treasure

No. 1988754

>>1988747
I got some mayfair original blues. Pretty tasty tbf.
>>1988746
Aizen is pretty tasty. I'm the resident Zaraki Kenpachi waifu of lolcor though heheheh, grimmy is qt tho

No. 1988765

>>1988754
Based, nice running into the other bleach husbandofag of lolcow kek

No. 1988782

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>>1988765
Lov u nonna

No. 1988786

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I want to have lips like hers so bad. I already have big lips but it's not good enough.

No. 1988787

>>1988782
Kenpatchi and Mr hat n clogs. Heart

No. 1988880

>>1988786
shes gorgeous and would have been a much bigger star if diddy didn't keep her in his basement for so long.

No. 1988926

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>be me
>be teacher
>students asked how I'm good at English
>tell them that I was just very interested in learning the language because it was my hobby
>the reality
>I learnt English because I wanted to be able to read retarded yaoi manga and ZaDr fanfics
I think only one person irl knows this.

No. 1988939

>>1988926
>ZaDr fanfics
absolutely based

No. 1988990

I pooped my pants on the first date with my husband and he married me anyway

No. 1988998

>>1988990
True love

No. 1989004

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Some anons make me so angry that I lose focus on the things I planned on doing and develop a headache

No. 1989390

My dream life is being amicably divorced and sharing custody of 2 children, or platonically co-parenting with someone. I want kids but I hate the idea of romance, especially long term.

No. 1989574

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Sometimes I feel like if I had been born a man, I would've been a wife beater(repeated bait poster)

No. 1989578

When I'm upset I watch videos about inbred dogs and their health problems.

No. 1989582

>>1989574
i know i'd pick fights with way bigger scrotes than me and end up with a perma-broke nose or something. really glad i was born a lady because moid-me would probably be a sex pest.

No. 1989584

>>1989574
same. i’m not saying they’re justified ever but i can understand being irritated by the person you take care of or otherwise give money to. all of their support and gratitude feels so hollow and flimsy when you know it’d probably go down the gutter if you weren’t providing them with $$$(bait)

No. 1989588


No. 1989605

>>1987974
>well now she knows
that would require her to read this thread and figure out it's me writing about her kek. I hoenstly think if she found out she would think it's sweet of me, so to give her a clue in case she happens to lurk this thread: pierre jaune

No. 1989610

>>1989574
I'd definitely be fighting other moids a lot, i constantly have an itch to fight a retard behind a bar, but can't, unfortunately.
>>1989582
Kek, nonna. You're right, though, all of us would be sex pests and deficient in plehora of other ways if we were moids.
>>1989588
The responding post is the most weird. They also sound like they were made by the same person.

No. 1989691

>>1989574
I'd be the biggest nlob/whiteknight/fedoratipper possible. I would have a really pathetic crush on my bestie though and would probably also be a pervert secretly seething about being in the friendzone or some other dumb shit. After all the xy damage is inescapeable

No. 1989698

>>1989691
inside every woman there is a man and it scares me

No. 1989701

I think I'd be an okay guy but I would play Nikke and other scroteshit and would think women would be interested in hearing my thoughts on plot.

No. 1989716

>>1989698
I'd love to fight moid-me once cloning is possible.

No. 1989732

File: 1714772202895.gif (1.96 MB, 498x498, IMG_0350.gif)

>>1989716
Honestly I would clone the moid version of myself by extracting him into another body and then kill myself. Then I would have Scientologists extract the consciousness and memories out of my brain and place it inside of the scrote and he would have absolutely no other reason but to listen to every word I give him. I would have full unfettered access to him and the only woman he would be only to love is the crazy female voice and visions he would see and wouldn’t be able to explain to anyone without him getting 51/50’d. I would be the sukana to his yuji, the hollow to his ichigo. I would go around using him like scrotum gundam flesh meat killing rapists and having sex with women giving them the multiple orgasms they deserve. He would have no choice but to obey me and spread the knowledge that I instill into his brain, that he is having direct contact to God and that God has always been a woman and that it’s imperative of you and the moid race to give up your families, kill yourselves in honor of me and every woman on this planet, transfer all of their wealth and power to women, and to build temples in honor me.

No. 1989763

>>1989574
i'd be a nintendo fanboy and furry

No. 1989910

>>1989574
if i was born a man i think i would be one of those extremely cringy liberal/libertarian cucks kek, also i would look cuter.

No. 1989911

>>1989584
not every post you hate is bait. farmhands you are fucking retarded

No. 1989918

>>1989911
>relating to wife beaters isn't bait

No. 1989920

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I hate it whenever people post those yucky photos of guys licking boots because they turn me on but maybe the worst part is that i'm into boots but i promise that i wouldn't do something like that, if this makes it any better. I hate how it became a normal thing to reply with like the nerd emoji.

No. 1989976

>>1989920
SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No. 1990010

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I'm singlehandedly responsible for my apartment complex's fly problem. Every year whenever it's summer, there's always TONS of flies on the balcony areas , especially mine, and by the front lobby door. I couldn't even open the door to let fresh air in without flies coming in. Anyways I was cleaning my balcony in preparation for summer, and I have a big indoor-outdoor carpet mat thing on there to make it less slippery. disgusting warning I lifted the mat to clean it and I saw HUNDREDS if not at least a thousand fly larvae. Some of them were brown and cocoon-like, and some of them were white and wriggling around. I doused the entire balcony in bleach and I've already noticed less flies in the past few days.

I can't believe I've been doing this to all my neighbours the past few years.

>>1989920
based

No. 1990015

>>1990010
if i were you i'd commit seppuku

No. 1990028

when i was in middle school i always vomited during puberty discussions in health classes, mainly whenever body diagrams were shown. tbh even today it still makes me scared sometimes.

No. 1990041

>>1990028
When I was in elementary school I was obsessed with puberty guide books and read as many as I could at the library. I had this bizarre clinical obsession with puberty facts. I started with the ones targeted towards girls but I ended up reading the boy ones too. Anyways, I think we could combine our traits to make a normal person.

No. 1990042

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Why are uniforms so powerful? In teaching at some academy and it's all adults going there to learn how to fly planes wearing their frumpiest clothes, which like, same, I'm going there to work so I don't really care about the faces of my students like usual. But wrong, even the older students looked 60% better, the other 40% was like they're not of my taste when it comes to scrotes.
But one of them looked so cute, it's the youngest one tbh, 19 years old, so it makes sense that he hasn't hit the wall yet. He was like a 7/10 with his uniform on because he's a bit skelly and that's nice.

No. 1990049

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I can’t wait to die. Like no, literally, I can’t wait, thinking about this kind of freedom that happens to all of us eventually makes my brain feel relieved and calm that this stupid shit called life all ends eventually. I’m gonna be free one day sisters and I will meet one of you farmers on the flip side

No. 1990071

>>1990049
Life has too many restraints.

No. 1990072

>>1990041
the boy ones always seemed so easy compared to the girls

No. 1990084

>>1990049
>she hasn't learned about the moksha loosh/soul trap yet

No. 1990132

>be me
>be thirsty
>some people that are friends of my mom are sleeping in the living room
>consider not going to the kitchen to drink water
>drink water directly from the faucet
>feel like a wild animal
Well, at least I didn't have to even accidentally interact with anyone.

No. 1990207

i developed another escapist yumetier crush, this time on an obscure app and the mc is a japanese moid

No. 1990312

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>>1990071
give me freedom or give me death
>>1990084
no, no stop pls. I will be going to afterlife barbie world when I die not reincarnating back into this hellscape

No. 1990330

>>1990312
Kek this image is amazing. Ty nonnie

No. 1990345

>>1990330
you’re welcome, ily pneumatic-chan

No. 1990351

>>1989732
Nonna you truly have a galaxy brain. Rooting for your personified schizophrenia future.

No. 1990384

>>1979105
>i am once again jealous of male nerds. there is never ever going to be a stellar blade for women.
Metal Gear Rising?

No. 1990449

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>>1990384
Husbando mentioned

No. 1990456

>>1990384
Nta but is this game good?

No. 1990484

>>1990456
If you like to stare at beef cake all day sure.

No. 1990544

I only read m/f romance if no sex is described so that I can pretend I'm reading f/f romance. I read m/m romance if the sex is minimal or easily skipped over. If you read character driven BL with non rapey male characters you'll see that they do not act like males. So I pretend they are f/f couples. I also read f/f but a lot of it isn't that good so I supplement it with my delusional readings of m/f and m/m. I rate books on how easily I can pretend they are f/f. Seeing physical proof of heterosexuality makes me ill. I can only tolerate m/m if I don't see penis. I don't see BL as real gay males but as a vehicle of female sexuality. I'm becoming more heterophobic and intolerant of irl moids as time passes. I think that lesbianism makes one closer to God because only women are capable of truly loving another, that's why many moids in female written fiction are truly women in my eyes. Not in a trans way but in an I'm retarded and males don't love way.

No. 1990562

>>1990544
I don't think bl men act any different from normal anime men, just like anime women don't act like real women, but are still female characters, any man that says they're better because they're "male brained" is delusional.
If you read stuff made by men for men the male characters act the same as bl because they're still anime, only difference is instead of going doki doku for another man it's because a female character held their hand or some shit.

No. 1990565

>>1990544
>heterophobic
holy kek

No. 1990695

I've had City Escape stuck in my head for days now and have been kinda been dancing around in the kitchen while cooking and humming it

No. 1990785

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i have a shopping addiction even though i'm on a very fixed income. it peaks when im drunk, and i also spend a lot of money on dabs/pens every week or so. i just bought picrel even though i'm a NEET and don't leave the house. i think it stems from me wanting to be a "pretty girl" because im kind of an autistic tomboy and dress comfortably and i feel like im homely and also fat (recovered from ed and got on antipsychotics and birth control and gained 50 pounds). my dad also died in august and then my grandmother in october. these grief hauls don't really impact my life because i make it by money wise but i feel like it needs to stop now. these clips will be really cute when i go swimming with my bf this summer though.

No. 1991066

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I used to be a very weird kid, i grew up in a very misogynistic family and i had very narrow views (i was also a stupid kid), i was never bothered by my father leaving my family but for some weird reason i decided that i had to be the man of the house at like 5 and i went full tomboy.
I didn't like boys at all but for some reason i had a huge crush on Conan the Barbarian and everytime i'd see some new comic or book with him i'd be like "Hell yeah!!! This is what i'm talking about!!!" wringing my hands in my head and stuff, what the fuck.
I think i was just possessed by the ghost of a closeted gay moid until i hit puberty.

No. 1991069

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I enjoy m/f, m/m and f/f romance but sometimes if I’m feeling exceptionally lonely and depressed, I can’t actually consume anything but m/m because I’ll get jealous and sad reading about the female character getting love and attention when I’m most likely going to be single for life.

Like if I read really good m/f I’ll always cry a little because it reminds me of what I won’t have even though I’m also female, but for some reason my brain will accept m/m refuses I’ll be like “well of course it won’t happen for you like this because you’re not a guy! So it’s not your fault and it’s not because you’re unloveable.”

Don’t get me wrong I don’t wish I was a moid, nor do I keep anything but female friends and all my favorite characters are female.
I just cant ever self insert into a guy so m/m stuff doesn’t bring out the envy and longing as badly. It’s incredibly stupid.

No. 1991092

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years ago, I wrote and developed the canon for a lesser known male character who was a degenerate person. I loved villains, I considered this character my pet project, my baby, my evil little meow meow, but never fully wrote his canon despite developing it. some years pass, I stop caring about character, and I come into obsessing over this moid who physically resembles him. things go horribly awry with the moid and he not only as it turns out resembles the character but acts like him too. this terrible freak ruined my life with his games and manipulation. he seemed like such a nice guy at first. little did I know what would ensue and yes I was naive and idiotic to my core

I swear I have this ability to subconsciously manifest things in the sickest way this being the standout. like I have the power to be clairvoyant and manifest things but they always turn out horribly twisted and mangled.

No. 1991105

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Not a terrible confession but when I was a highschool freshman and got bullied by male students, I would go draw really nasty yaoi porn between the male students, put their names beside them in the drawing, and intentionally tape them to the walls of the girls' restrooms during the tail-end of passing periods. Nobody ever found out it was me, even though I was that autist who doodled during free time.

No. 1991122

>>1991105

Nona I spit out my soup. You’re my hero.

No. 1991214

Samefag as >>1991066 but i wanted to add that i feel bad for despising Britney Spears and Lady Gaga so much as a kid for no reason, glad i matured out of my mini misogynistic faggot years.

No. 1991238

Apparently some nonnies wear Angel by Thierry Mugler and I don't judge them but I keep remembering the time my mother told me that was the fragrance skanks (her words) used to wear in the early 2000s. Both my parents used to wear Loewe fragrances but one day my father bought a bottle of Angel to her because an older guy at work recommended it. He told her that this guy had nice taste and of course not only he was a tacky greasy guy but he was very into prostitutes. My mother never used the bottle and we actually got rid of it by pouring it into the toilet, the scent lasted for a solid week. I'm almost sure I have mentioned this in the perfume thread. My confession is that I wish I was daring enough to wear stronger perfumes, I like the idea of causing a visceral (positive or negative) reaction on people due to my perfume. I love walking on the street in the morning and crossing paths with women who just had a shower and have recently applied perfume. Catching all those different fresh scents in a foggy winter morning tickles a special part of my brain. I am not a serial killer kek

No. 1991242

I miss sex with my ex so bad

No. 1991248

I have two dates with two different dudes like a decade younger than me tomorrow does this mean I’m a Stacy? Of course I’m not paying.

No. 1991253

>>1991248
>finding moids ten years younger
>both moids aren't on the 50/50 fuckshit and want to pay FOR you
yeah, you're on Stacy mode. just a question, how would you describe their physical appearance?

No. 1991254

>>1991238
>My confession is that I wish I was daring enough to wear stronger perfumes, I like the idea of causing a visceral (positive or negative) reaction on people due to my perfume.
Oh god I'm glad you're not, I'm sick of feeling nauseous every time I go out because some retard thinks perfume should be applied so heavily others can taste it from a mile away

No. 1991279

>>1991242
Same nona. My current nigel is perfect in every way, except that our sex is just "pretty good" instead of "great" in my opinion. I'd rate it a B or B+, it's not a dealbreaker or anything. But the ONE thing I miss about one specific ex of mine was how amazing our sex was. He had a slender, yet very toned body and a shockingly large dick that was completely unexpected and made me audibly gasp when I saw him naked for the first time. That was A+ or S-tier sex and I've never experienced that with anyone else on the same level ever again.

No. 1991309

>>1991279
exactly, some people you just never forget, he used to finger me and eat me out so well too, he’d get really into it and would make such hot noises and you could tell they were legit or he was just really convincing. I zone out and think of him all the time

No. 1991310

>>1991253
One of them checks all my hot guy markers - tall (over 6 ft), dark full head of hair without a stupid haircut, well dressed, good features, not wonky looking, cute voice, not a noodle and not a fatty, no stupid facial hair. The other honestly might be an FtM kek, I feel bad saying this but a bit mid honestly, but is good to chat with so I don’t think I have anything to lose. The hot one is very hot.

No. 1991314

I had a best friend in high school who I had a dramatic falling out with. Occasionally I’ll stalk her mom’s Facebook to see what she’s up to. Her mom died two months ago, as it turns out. She was only in her late 50s. Hearing this made my stomach drop but there’s no one I can talk to or tell about this.

No. 1991350

I'm so socially invisible and attention starved that I still think about that guy who asked for my number even though I rejected him because I was not interested in him.

No. 1991467

Everytime someone talks about psychiatry being "misogynist" or whatever, I automatically assume they got diagnosed with BPD, they mad they got the basic bitch of female mental illnesses, you don't get diagnosed with that outta nowhere you got to be acting up yet they still want to convince everybody the doctor wasn't right because…muh sexism! Yeah right, take your meds

No. 1991470

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I’m obsessed with digitally stalking people who I wish I was, or have tastes that I wish I did or if they’re effortlessly funny, etc. i’ve done this for so long and I dont know why my brain is like this. Its usually someone on twitter who overshares their life or always takes pics of their room with books/merch in it, its like a daily newspaper to me where as soon as I wake up I read through and check their accounts. Sometimes even just having a nice layout will have me latch onto someone. I think I am just so dissatisfied with my own existence and this is how I cope, I wish I could fix it because I’ve been doing this since I was like 13

No. 1991495

I'm a slob and sometimes when other women talk about moid rooms and the way they're content living in a disorganized mess as long as they have their video game setup I feel bad because that might as well be me.

No. 1991505

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Last night I got drunk and had sex with my coworker, how fucked am I for future reference.

No. 1991509

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>>1991495
how bad are we talking nonna? it's one thing to be a slob but moid nests tend to be nauseating due to their foul habits.

No. 1991513

>>1991467
BPD is not a basic bitch thing though

No. 1991536

>>1991495
There's a lot of "moid typical" behaviors that apply to me like not knowing how to home decorate or having a shitty writing and it makes me feel bad everytime, I would have probably trooned out had I been born 5 years later.

No. 1991552

>>1991509
Not as bad as your pic thank god, but shit like leaving half empty bags of clean laundry lying around and just rummaging through those when I need something, letting dead plants just sit there for months before throwing them out because they don't really bother me, not changing my bedsheets as often as most probably would, etc. There's also a bunch of damaged spots on the walls from tape that didn't come off properly. I don't consider myself legit filthy, but I've definitely been known to leave pots with pasta water on the stove long enough for them to grow mold. A friend also visited a while back and pointed out a lot of stuff that she thought was nasty but that I didn't really notice or at least that didn't bother me, like dried toothpaste on the sink and mirror, dirty stove and oven, things like that.
It's been worse in the past though, honestly my main motivation to tidy or clean right now is people coming over.

No. 1991593

>>1991509
Oh god nta but as a slob neet there's a fucking snowdrift of rubbish halfway up my knees. Worse than your pic. Why even browse lolcow when I can just look around me?
inb4 get a job i am waiting to hear back from the one place that was interested in hiring me

No. 1991667

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I don’t have the capacity to romantically love anyone. I’m like the opposite of an asexual, I love only imagining having sex with target person but nothing else, barely any romantic fantasies or desiree I just want to fucking hump them like a rabid dumbass and then get bored after I required said energy/time/attention from them and either get irritated or eventually throw them away lol. I could care less about their interests, goals, dreams, I just desire them, want to fuck them hard, and if they reciprocate these emotions only I don’t want to do anything else with them. I don’t watch porn and I just don’t know why I’m like this, I’m still a virgin too. I just want dick after dick and don’t care what’s attached to it, of course I want handsome bodies attached to the dick only but you know that’s impossible considering most men are absolutely ugly or undesirable beings.

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No. 1991713

>>1991254
Very late reply but my ESL might have led me to express myself wrong. "Strong" perfume not as in a lot of quantity bus as in "strong notes", I always use soft florals with soapy notes and I wish I tried scents with tobacco notes or more exhotic fruits or flowers. I always only spray myself once because I am pretty much broke and bottles must last one year minimum.

No. 1991998

I feel my mom is on the autism spectrum. She's very smart and asian so she gets away with it fairly well. She gets obsessed with hobbies and ideas and starts illegitimate businesses around them. She is also not afraid to Karen-out at the mildest discomfort and doesn't care what anyone says.

No. 1992000

>>1991998
samefag but forgot to add I kinda wish I was her.

No. 1992004

>>1991998
get her a TLC special i wanna learn more about her

No. 1992011

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>>1991470
is the stalking part of your survival strategy?
I used to do this, there's this one girl I know from 17 years ago who I still check once in a blue moon, what I find impressive even today is how the fuck I found out her real name using only an ingame nickname, my stalking skills scare me sometimes kek
> I think I am just so dissatisfied with my own existence and this is how I cope
I had a period when this was very relatable, I feel you nonna, your life amounts to something, you just need not compare it to others (very hard to do imo, especially nowadays)

No. 1992018

>>1991279
What's up with bony white dudes into fitness and having noticeably giant wursts on overdrive

No. 1992075

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It's embarassing to parrot the zoomer meme, but making phone calls gives me so much anxiety, I need to make a phone call and have been thinking about it since friday.

No. 1992088

>>1992075
Same and I’m a millennial. It’s genuinely a horrible feeling. Wishing you a stress free phone call.

No. 1992096

Have a meeting in two hours to find out if I’m going to lose a significant amount of money. I want to vomit.

No. 1992291

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there’s definitely an alt timeline where i’m a pixyteri-tier cow, the only thing that’s kept it from happening to this version of me is the lifelong presence of crippling shame and self-awareness, plus the appeal and availability of anonymity. but sometimes i read PT’s thread where she’s writing FB statuses about how she’s OLD and SCARED and POOR and UGLY and Wants To Die and it sounds like my internal monologue,,, like the type of shit i get drunk and post in vent threads when the world becomes Too Much for me to bear

i think i do a decent job seeming normal-ish irl but deep down inside i know i have the heart and childhood trauma of a legendary cow in the making. like if i ever got a head injury that impacted my impulse control y’all would definitely hear about me, ykwim? it’s sad but all i can do is laff

No. 1992472

I just remembered I was once annoyed at a colleague so I muttered 'fat pig' or something and she turned around with a shocked look and never looked at me again kek. I felt a little bad about it but she was a fat pig and inconveniencing everyone at work. I'm not sorry.

No. 1992479

>>1992472
Her therapist definitely knows your name. But hey, sometimes people needed to be shamed to stop inappropriate behavior and being an asshole at work is an inappropriate behavior.

No. 1992486

>>1992096
How did it go?

No. 1992657

I have officially become delusional because I think a guy has a crush on me and then I find out they’re married/engaged. I never used to have this happen and now I’m so embarrassed. Have I officially become delusional? I went from dating down severely and not thinking I ever had a chance with a semi decent looking guy, to thinking I have a chance and that I was finally picking up on them noticing me too, to finding out that the majority of them are married or taken. What the fuck nonas.

No. 1992668

>>1992657
im sorry but this lowkey made me laugh

No. 1992717

>>1992657
Married men cheat all the time nona.

No. 1992744

>>1992657
Doesn’t necessarily mean you’re delusional, could just mean those men are scumbags.

No. 1992748

>>1992075
I used to be the same but working receptionist killed that part of my brain kek. really, most business-related phone calls are very formulaic. For example, if you're making an appointment it doesn't matter if you're calling a mechanic, salon or dentist the conversation will go about the same. If you have to call a relative or whatever you can just ask "what's up?" and let them talk about themself kek. Once you do it a few times you recognize the patterns and know what to expect, and it's less scary

No. 1992781

>>1992479
Kekk, it's whatever we were both barely adults anyway.

No. 1993109

When something embarrassing happens to me, or I'm reminded of my insecurities, I specifically look for videos of black people with the same problems. Some of them make jokes about it, others link it to racism, and a few more just rant about how much pain they're in. It's more comforting than when people of other races do it, for some reason. I guess I just like the way they handle it. They seem more resilient somehow? Sometimes, I just look up black people facing racism, getting arrested or fighting on public transport. It makes me feel guilty, but I get almost a weird sense of superiority from the whole thing. No matter how fat and ugly I am, and whatever humiliating event happens to me, at least I'm not black.(racebaiting)

No. 1993129

>>1993109
>No matter how fat and ugly I am, and whatever humiliating event happens to me, at least I'm not black

we already knew you were fat and ugly, don’t need to tell us

No. 1993201

>>1993109
You should be worried about the fact that you are a repugnant piece of shit who doesn't deserve to breathe. I hope it's you who whining in the vent threads about suicide being logical. Give me my ban farm hands.

No. 1993217

>>1993201
Um no anon don’t compare me to that person kek. I’m the one saying suicide is logical but even I know that anon is being retarded, she/whatever they are should be taking out all their anger out on trannies instead of minorities

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No. 1993370

Butch women look like German women and grannies

No. 1993375

>>1993370
Every german woman and granny I know is generic-feminine.

No. 1993383

>>1993370
And it's sexy as hell.

No. 1993459

>>1993217
Please accept my apologies anon and i hope you keep living even if you don't want to.

No. 1993470

>>1993109
>No matter how fat and ugly
I'll take my ban but why is it always ugly fatties who're racist towards black people like this? Without fail, every racist woman I've met is a (usually white) ugly fatass.(taking the bait)

No. 1993481

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>>1993470
That's how a lot of nonblacks tend to make themselves feel better. When they feel like they have absolutely nothing going for them, they hop on the typical "well screw niggers" bandwagon to make it feel like their genes are actually worth a shit. It's like those pictures of pol meet ups where virtually every single moid there look defective and neanderthal as hell. I'll take being black, fit, and cute over any bitch that's built like a baby whale and with the face of a donkey with mange any day. That anon is on the coooooope, sucks to be her.(unsaged race sperging)

No. 1993495

>>1991069
i believe most fujos actually think like this but won’t say out out loud (that’s why most of them are fat, socially awkward girls that get no male attention). i salute you for your honesty nonna.

No. 1993496

>>1993481
>unsaged race sperging.
No jannies. It's not race sperging if it's the truth. Uggos can and do use black people as a sick leverage to feel better about themselves, and no amount of bans is gonna stop be from telling the truth.(ban evasion)

No. 1993504

i think atla sucks and i’m tired of people pretending it’s a masterpiece because it’s the only decent western animation that’s not cartoony and i hate that it’s not leaving the fandom spaces every time it fizzles down it comes back again. pisses me off.

No. 1993632

>>1991105
I love you kek

No. 1993675

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Limerence is a meme in my opinion but I feel so strongly about a personalityfag here and think about her all the time and I feel so sad and worried that she hasn't visibly posted recently and I hope she's okay. I've even prayed for her safety, which I haven't done since I was a kid, and I feel really weird about it when I reflect on it and I've never done anything like this before but I just can't stop rereading all her posts and trying to decipher her personality and idiosyncrasies and check in the threads she posts in to see if she's back I feel like I should clarify it's 100% nonromantic and nonsexual in nature, and I have been clinically tested for autism a few times and do not have it

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>>1993675
inb4 every anon itt who reads your post:

No. 1993685

>>1993675
Tell us which personality fag, why keep it a secret, you're anonymous kek

No. 1993689

>>1993675
don't know if we're talking about the same one but i can't help but feel a lot of empathy and sadness for one personalityfag who also seems gone. idk if it's the strong autism or desperate attention-grabbing that reeks of misery and lack of personal relationships but i sometimes have stupid 'i could fix her' thoughts about her. it may be that despite their severe mental illness i can't help but notice we have a lot in common, more than normalfags i meet on the daily basis

No. 1993690

>>1993675
this is how i feel about rancefag except it's actually 100% romantic and sexual

No. 1993692

>>1993689
This better not be about romanianon because there is no fixing that

No. 1993693

>>1993685
No, because I don't want her to read this and know it's her and also I'm paranoid that other anons would mimic her. I want all personalityfagging by her to be natural and unaware of me.

No. 1993727

>>1993693
soo.. manifesto-chan?

No. 1993728

>>1993689
pakichan?? you know you cant fix autism right?

No. 1993742

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I am so frustrated with my weight I have been fat forever but lately I've been thinking about my husbando being into it and kind of being a feeder. I really don't want to indulge these thoughts but it is my cope. I really am way too fat but thinking of him telling me he loves my body and it's sexy makes me feel better.

No. 1993759

>>1993727
Not manifestochan, no offence to her but she is a bit much though I do like her

No. 1993780

>>1993675
Not to hijack your post but I unironically feel this was about manifesto chan, I have all her posts, I go rabid when she posts a new insight, I will never forgive the mods for getting rid of threads she was active in. When I see her posts I want to proselytize her word in the street. I'd abandon my whole life and follow her if she asked me to. I would do unspeakable things just to talk to her for five minutes. I feel like the perfect person for me was just placed into an imperfect medium. She unironically had more of an impact on me than most people I've known in my life. It kills me that I'll never truly know her because she literally only responds to smart or provocative responses and she gets so much praise already but I don't mind being one of a hundred adoring fans. I'd love her no matter what she looked like forever and ever.

No. 1993803

Well now I’m convinced it’s cockbreathchan.

No. 1993807

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when i was 16 the 21yo scrote i was dating asked me to wear lingerie. I told him i would wear it if he wore those undies shotas wear(i was a shotafag), he laughed but i kept insisting until he gave up and never brought up the idea of lingerie again. He also broke up with me soon after.

No. 1993812

>>1993807
Autistic and based

No. 1993813

>>1993807
kek ily

No. 1993815

>>1993807
I'm a little scared to ask but what the hell is shota underwear

No. 1993820

>>1993815
those white undies, i dont know what they are called i am esl.

No. 1993848

>>1993807
What kind of underwear is that? I need to know what kind of humiliation he would had gone through

No. 1993872

I want to tell my friend to dump her loser Nigel but she loves him too much.

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>>1993848
>>1993815
It's this type of underwear, I honestly relate them more to dying old men, rather than anime little boys.

No. 1993923

>>1993917
my bf wears these

No. 1993935

>>1993917
KEKKKK
>>1993923
Your bf is a shota?! kek jk

No. 1993945

>>1993917
Wth, these are just standard briefs. Scandalous.

No. 1993953

>>1993807
You're so based, nonna, kek. Do you nonnas think it's a working method for breaking up with a moid?

No. 1994216

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I have an incredibly unhealthy parasocial relationship with the cast of dropout(the former collegehumor people). I am deeply invested in their personal lives and inter-relationships and I wish I was part of their group. The thing is I'm not friendless loser, I have a few friends and a boyfriend. I just wish my world was as carefree and absolutely pointless as theirs, because my life is hard and my boyfriend's and friends' lives are hard and I wish we were all upper-middle-class liberals in america who could goof off.

No. 1994314

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I’m obsessed with cute boys, I have pictures I printed of cute guys hanging up in my house livingroom and everyone just laughs when they see it but it releases endorphins for me to see some abs and pretty faces and I NEED to see it every day

No. 1994321

>>1994314
honestly just sounds like you need to get laid

No. 1994327

>>1994314
Where's the cute guy

No. 1994345

>>1994216
I feel this. I was never too into CollegeHumor but my friend shared her dropout subscription with me and I can feel myself spiralling into parasociality a little (mostly because I'm also spiralling with finals). Tell me all the juicy gossip about their personal lives and interrelationships if you know any nonnie.

No. 1994371

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I fantasize a lot about ruining people's lives just because they were mean to me. I never actually do anything but sometimes I get really far along in my plotting. Especially because most of it is online and it's so easy nowadays to make burner accounts and just troll and stalk people. The men definitely deserve it. I could turn their entire community against them and troll and mock them and get them cancelled. I don't know why I fantasize like this. Maybe it's copium, sometimes I feel like an insane person being trapped with such angry thoughts. I never let shit go either. It's been 3 year and sometimes I still consider ruining the life of this guy I met once because he called me a loose whore in a video game. I know where he lives too, and that he's a meth addict.

No. 1994379

>>1993728
nta but pakichan isn't gone so i doubt that's who OP's referring to

No. 1994381

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>>1994345
There hasn't been any sort of major drama (thus far), though I kinda wanna see it happen. but a few of them are dating or married to each other, which is a recipe for disaster if something does go wrong. murph is married to emily axford, and emily is friends with siobhan(the british woman). But her husband and siobhan have a weird dynamic where he's paired himself with her characters and always laughs at her jokes. There are rumors that rekha(the indian) tried to get with a lot of the guys to boost her career. and Brenda brennan lee mulligan and Izze are married and expecting a child. Both of them seem super super autistic and into each other, the point I wish I was allowed to be cringe and free like these people, like I would never be allowed to do this at my wedding.

No. 1994389

>>1994371
Do it nonnie

No. 1994398

>>1994389
Yes, nonna, you should do it.

No. 1994409

>>1993689
if you're talking about romaniaanon, she posted here a few days ago in the vent thread

No. 1994429

I practiced at a mental hospital and I miss a bipolar girl that was in there. She would talk about her rich boyfriend and how she wanted to become a model in Los Angeles. I wasn't supposed to fraternize but seeing someone so full of vigour was captivating to someone as emotionally dead as myself.

No. 1994498

I stole a papaya

No. 1994507

>>1994498
Was it good?

No. 1994508

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I didn't used to find monkeys cute, but my hatred for the animal abusers who target them made me want to protect them, and now they look adorable to me.

No. 1994513

I would love to be a housewife. It's financially unsafe, could end in divorce and many other things but if it wasn't for that I'd make the switch before you could blink. Clean the house, have the time to cook and bake new things and participate in church activities with other housewives all day, sounds like a dream.
>>1994498
Kek, why that specifically? Hope it was good though
>>1994508
You sound sweet nonna, I love them too. They seem so caring and fun loving.

No. 1994514

I'm sorta NEET, I have a part time job and graduated from university with good grades, but moved back home after I was laid off from my previous job. I'm currently on social benefits and have no intentions of going back into the workforce full time. My family are immigrants and busted their asses cleaning hotel rooms, driving taxis, and nannying for rich families. My 70 year old aunt just retired from homecare nursing people who are just as old as she is. My parents, aunts, uncles are all suffering from various physical ailments and diseases after years of backbreaking and thankless work. None of them ever got ahead despite working their asses off like society tells us we should. It's all a fucking lie. I will live on benefits for as long as possible, I don't care. Fuck it.

No. 1994623

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I'm addicted to ragdoll cats and I'm getting another, toxo take the reigns

No. 1994625

>>1994498
Why not steal an actual good fruit

No. 1994630

>>1994514
I wholeheartedly support you. Game the system Queen

No. 1994635

>>1994514
As somebody with immigrant parents who busted their asses, i fully agree. People who shame people for living like this are usually rich cunts who barely have to work anyways, what the fuck do they know?

No. 1994636

>>1993675
god to have a stranger care about me like this would make my day

No. 1994639

>>1994507
>>1994513
It was good, thanks for asking. Papayas always make me feel better when I’m sick and make my skin look better because the seeds have a lot of antioxidants, they’re like $10 each with inflation though so I just took one. There was like a mini explosion near my house yesterday, idk what it was but it sounded like a small bomb went off down the street and I just know it made my allergies act up and made me feel like I was dying, I needed the vitamins and antioxidative effects
>>1994625
Papayas taste good and are nutritionally dense, the perfect food for a sick person

No. 1994645

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I want to fuck so many guys at once. I once to be slapped and treated like a worthless piece of trash, and have my hair pulled and tugged and thrown around like two children playing with a naked barbie doll. I want to be fucked bad on camera for everyone to see. I want to become a famous whore and people throw money at me for being one, sweet god I don’t what I have to do just make me a famous whore(bait)

No. 1994653

>>1994645
Step one is to chop off your dick

No. 1994784

I haven’t been a weeb in over a decade but I’m planning my first Lolita coord; it’ll take me a few months to put together budget-wise but I am so determined to not look ita. Idk where I’d even wear it, I’ll have to start going to cons again or just wear it running errands or something

No. 1994787

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No. 1994969

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There's a media franchise I'm obsessed with solely because I'm obsessed with a male character in it.

I hate being "that kind of" fangirl. Usually I like the work for other reasons before I start wanting to fuck a character in it, but in this case most of my interest towards the work would probably evaporate if you removed this one character. It makes me feel shallow.

No. 1994974

I went from having an unusual high libido to having absolutely none at around 23 and this is the only good thing that has happened to me. Life is objectively better when you're never horny.

No. 1994975

>>1994969
Why would you hate being hate being that type of fangirl? Who cares, enjoy that character you want to fuck. If it was a good franchise then it would have lured you in even further after your initial interest in the character. Also I'm curious but what franchise/character?

No. 1994978

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I hanged out like 3 months ago with a friend I don't see much because we're both busy studying and in different towns. She brought her fucking bf without telling me and every time he was always trying to get her attention. Then she tells me they got engaged in January, but that they've only started going together since October. The guy tells me it's cuz this is his first real love and he doesn't see himself with another woman as beautiful.
I want them to break up so bad, I haven't talked with her since. Even if she was very inconsiderate I don't wish her any harm, but I just hope I never see her with that moid again.

No. 1994995

>>1994969
Kek I’m the opposite I can only get into a series if a character or concept catches my eye. If I can’t find a cute character then there’s no reason for me to consoom it, don’t feel too bad about it anon

No. 1995001

>>1994974
God, I see what you have done for others…

No. 1995002

>>1994978
>only been together for 4 months and are already engaged
>scrote talking about twin flame type shit
needless to say this won't turn out well, hopefully you or someone else in her life can talk her out of this or make her realize how crazy it is

No. 1995003

I don't want to rewatch my favorite animes because there is such a palpable feeling of nostalgia every time I think back to watching them. There are so many feelings there. They were very special moments in time for me. I'm worried that if I do rewatch them that it'll ruin the magic they had.

No. 1995082

>>1994995
Same, almost everything i've gotten into was because i found a design cute. Unfortunately a lot of cute girl designs for example are trapped in media with a coomer fanbase though

No. 1995178

I never had sex before but I’m probably the most hypersexual person you would ever meet.

No. 1995184

>>1995178
Average autistic asexual gender special.

No. 1995188

I’ve been vegetarian for most of my life at this point but I’d eat meat in a heartbeat if all farms and slaughter houses were operated by women. Not to say women can’t be cruel, but the odds would stop drastically. Idk any female run farms near me tho

No. 1995194

I think the guy from tiktok is hot, the one who goes "do you want to know an absouletely disgusting secret about men" but I get major douche vibes from him.

No. 1995197

>>1994978
Setup for failure, one time I almost got married within 3 months of knowing a guy and thinking he was my twin flame kek. I was going into psychosis.

No. 1995214

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I love pitbulls

No. 1995230

>>1995214
may I ask why? I get that they're cute.
this feels hypocritical being a straight female kek, same argument

No. 1995249

>>1995230
Because they're just dogs. The people who hate them will ree at me no matter what I say.

No. 1995262

>>1995249
hey fair tbh. I think Staffies are pitbulls (I might be wrong) and I've always found them super sweet and dopey. a little smelly but actually lovely.
do you have a favourite type? I prefer them to shitzus or however they're spelled (don't care hate them) because they are always nasty, as in mean and yappy and reek.(use the dog hate thread)

No. 1995276

>>1995262
Shih tzus don't gnaw off toddler toes.(use the dog hate thread)

No. 1995311

>>1995276
Ntayrt but shih tzus are hideous(use the dog hate thread)

No. 1995447

I prefer lipstickalley over this place. They have way more milk tbh

No. 1995485

>>1995447
I don’t feel right posting there whilst not black but I fucking live for their trashy reality tv threads kek

No. 1995528

Because cauliflower is white I forget it's a vegetable and think of it as a starch.

No. 1995539

>>1994975
Ayrt, it's Star Trek. I started watching one of the series because I like sci-fi, but my attraction towards this character made my interest spike up 100%. It's not that the shows and movies of the franchise are without good qualities of their own, but there's a lot of mediocre/bad mixed with the good. I don't think I would have gotten as invested in the universe if it wasn't for my husbandofaggotry.

No. 1995563

>>1995447
Same and the users there are funnier too. The average age of its active users appears to be on the older side which also makes it better.

No. 1995565

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>>1995214
Look at this pitty and it's child detecting ears

No. 1995567

>>1995563
I'm not sure why but Lolcow's age demographic seems to be consistently on the younger side despite having been around for about as long as Lipstick Alley. You would expect the userbase to grow up with the site but somehow the turnover rate of new users vs old users keeps the average farmer age seemingly pretty low.

No. 1995574

>>1995214
>>1995565
I think they are super cute when they don't have cut off ears, but I also think they shouldn't be bred.

No. 1995620

had a big dumb cow moment on lc a while ago where i got exposed attempting to troll and i don’t feel too bad about it

No. 1995621

>>1995567
>I'm not sure why but Lolcow's age demographic seems to be consistently on the younger side despite having been around for about as long as Lipstick Alley.
i think it just depends on where you go. mtf threads feel like they’re full of spinster xyz and dinosaur in bio types, i say this with upmost fondness

No. 1995624

When I like someone I want to eat them.

No. 1995626

I have so much more money than my friend who’s always treating me bad because of her insecurities, I’m not one to brag but it feels so good when I can show off to her.
Tomorrow I’m flying to her dream destination (going to spend more than one month there), she has been talking and wishing she made this trip since a long time ago, maybe three or four years.
I don’t care anymore if she gets mad or passive aggressive, I’ll enjoy it anyway.

No. 1995631

>>1995626
No offense but why do you stay friends with this person? You clearly don't actually like her kek, doesn't sound like she's that fond of you either

No. 1995632

>>1995626
Why do you have a friend that treats you bad, nonna? Ditch her. Enjoy your trip.

No. 1995633

>>1995624
Ok Hannibal chill

No. 1995650

>>1995626
you sound like an asshole but maybe being a poorfag is clouding my vision kek. get friends you actually like

No. 1995657

>>1995626
are you european/non american by any chance? whenever i hear about people going on month long vacations i always assume it’s a lucky euro going from like the uk to france

No. 1995659

>>1995650
>>1995626
yeah this nonna seems like an ass. how are you that insecure you're skinwalking her dream destination? toxic ass.

No. 1995661

>>1995650
nah she’s definitely an asshole, being broke makes people miserable and i bet she was “showing off” long before her friend started getting pissy

No. 1995670

I record my autistic employee while he is on break. He speaks to himself out loud and it's always the most hilarious things. I enjoy smoking a joint after work while I listen to what I recorded during the day.

No. 1995673

>>1995626
>talking shit about someone you're calling a friend
>still "friends" even though she apparently talks down on you
>not enough sense to cut off the alleged bad friend but enough sense to try and take petty revenge
Not adding up, I honestly bet you're not telling the full story here.

No. 1995709

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I would fucking punch so many posters on here, it’s the same reaction I have while lurking reddit it makes the violent, reptilian parts of your brain activate and makes you want to choke them out. Insufferable

No. 1995715

I want to dress up as a lion and embody one. I love cats and want to be the biggest most ferocious cat. Not a furry

No. 1995717

>>1995670
What sort of stuff does he say kek.

No. 1995741

>>1995214
Nothing wrong with loving pits as long as you're a highly responsible owner and don't breed any more…

No. 1995865

I don't care about trannies anymore. Maybe beyond just laughing at them sometimes.

No. 1995875

>>1995447
They keep getting things about my husbando wrong so that peeves me. I don't mean just having an opinion but info that is factually incorrect yet insisting it's a fact, like stuff that can be googled. His actual fans who know the facts haven't posted there in years and I don't want to make an account so I restored to making my own private infographics. I'm still annoyed though.

No. 1995923

I love doing synastry charts with me and male internet streamers and content creators I’m attracted to

No. 1995925

>>1995865
Do you ever see them irl?

No. 1995927

>>1995865
I've never really taken trannies as seriously as other farmers tbh. I find them pathetic and gross but I think when it comes to women's issues, I just focus on other stuff to much to really hate troons.

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>>1995875
>3d scrote
>"husbando"

No. 1996025

>>1995709
Which types of posters? What do they say that makes you angry?

No. 1996036

>>1995567
The new wave of TikTok people lowered lc's age range by a lot imo

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No. 1996090

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he was hot during his youtuber stint and he's hot now. i want him so bad, i think i could pull him honestly.

No. 1996098

>>1996090
is this a recent photo? cause the last time i saw him in Max's wedding photos he got fat

No. 1996212

>>1994974
You are so right. I'm only ever horny when I'm suicidal. When I'm genuinely happy, sex is the very last thing I could ever think about

No. 1996216

>>1995709
Kek I feel the exact same way about reddit, glad to know someone else feels like that. I seriously am not a violent person by any means, but when I lurk reddit I want to kill the posters. In my defense they're always misogynistic incels so…

No. 1996370

I walked up six flights of stairs today to avoid catching the lift with a creepy MtF who works on my floor.

No. 1996380

The stuff Anons on here say about fat people is what I use as inspiration to keep myself within my weight of 85-90 pounds. Whenever I think about eating stuff like lunch or a snack before bed I imagine some nonnie saying that I'm no better than Shayna or that I'll resemble one of those costhots.

No. 1996463

>>1995709
Same I honestly hate a lot of anons here and I only started feeling this rage in the last few years

No. 1996555

Im glad Steve Albini died, bye-bye, scrote!

No. 1996578

>>1995188
There's one near me that is run by two women and the slow growth heritage breed chickens spend their lives free roaming the farm and its parties pastures until they're about one and then they're slaughtered. I always wanted to buy one because everyone says it's the best chicken you've ever tasted, but it's like $70 for a single chicken.

No. 1996614

Even though I agree with radfem points I find women that actively call themselves radfems on places like tumblr kind of annoying 99% of the time. Most of them don’t even realize that they parrot right wing talking points about motherhood and fertility and it’s just distracting after a while

No. 1996632

>>1996614
The space has a fair share of right wing cows astroturfing for sure

No. 1996664

everytime i look up tips on how to mask better (sperg) and all i get back is ''omg pussy slaygal just be yourself teeeheee masking is soo harmful neurospicy people rock!!'' i can physically feel my blood boiling over. shut the fuck up , id rather not be locked out of social and career oppotunities

No. 1996673

>>1995214
love you nona, you're not alone

No. 1996689

>>1996664
Honestly even with my most extreme masking attempts people have been able to tell and still subconsciously excluded me and treated me like shit. No matter what I do and how hard I try to fake it, I can't come across as anything other than a stuck-up weird bitch kek. I agree that those "neurospicy people are awesome" people are dumbasses and usually fakers. Making yourself smile (in a normal way), faking eye contact, and making sure your voice isn't flat can go a long way though. Also learn how small talk usually goes and try to initiate it.

No. 1996711

I don't think a man would ever want somebody like me.

No. 1996724

>>1996711
Why wouldn't it? If you have any holes on your body, there's a man for you somewhere.

No. 1996803

>>1996664
Idk but if you’re really autistic you could film yourself off the cuff with a series of questions, and review the footage to see if you can clock your autistic behavior. This is kind of reliant on you being able to clock your own mannerism as being ‘off’ so your mileage may vary. Charisma on demand is a YouTube channel that I’ve heard good things about. I’ve personally stolen a bunch of entertaining anecdotes from YouTube lets players, podcasters, etc that I can use to seem more interesting/entertaining

No. 1997046

I admitted to being a GNC, women online and someone said they noticed by my typing style and said it was gross. I don't know what terms to use, tomboy? Non-binary? Androgyny? I want to cry.

No. 1997049

>>1997046
Crying because someone online insulted you for a positive trait is actually very feminine-socialised, so no worry!

No. 1997050

>>1997049
That's a relief kind nonnie, thank you!

No. 1997185

I get really mad and angry when people don’t respond to what I say. I hate being ignored

No. 1997191

>>1997185
are u mad at me

No. 1997197


No. 1997497

Even though I am grown, I was this close to assaulting this phoney ass bitch today. I cant stand manipulating liars. She better stay out of my way because Im signing up for boxing.

No. 1997503

is it wrong that i secretly masturbate while i'm in a relationship? i do it once a month because i rarely get horny, and in those moments when i do i just want to watch porn and finish as quickly as i can (leftover habit from when i was single lol). i feel so evil for this…

No. 1997514

>>1997503
I don’t think you should feel ashamed at all. Do people really feel betrayed by this? Do you live with your SO?

No. 1997517

>>1997503
Anon are you serious? Masturbating is completely normal even in a relationship. Watching porn however is disgusting coomer behaviour and actively harmful for every party involved so stop doing that.

No. 1997541

There’s a handful of TiFs I follow that are hot as fuck and would probably date if I had the chance. I like my moids short and effeminate anyways. I wish the vast majority of scrotes weren’t so hideous.

No. 1997592

>>1997503
Masturbating is fine, watching porn is not (but then again if you're with a man there's a 98% chance he's watching porn too)

No. 1997623

>>1996370
We came in at the same time again and so I climbed the stairs again. Adamant not to share a lift with him

No. 1997627

When I'm alone I love to eat with my mouth open. It makes me feel really laidback and cool.

No. 1997638

>>1997541
TiFs that take testosterone? Be careful if you ever have the chance, anon, because if they use testosterone in gel skin to skin contact with them would have side effects on you.

No. 1997658

>>1997638
Learning about testosterone gel and the effects it had on a couple's baby/toddler (the father was using it for low testosterone) terrified the fuck out of me. That shit should be illegal. For anyone curious it, it caused the baby/toddler to start going through puberty. I genuinely do not understand how they haven't banned that shit to only be used via injections

No. 1997709

I was friends with a girl in highschool but over one summer she was posting photos hanging out with the popular boys and it pissed me off. When we went back to school I started giving her the cold shoulder even tho we sat together in class and she even asked if there was something wrong but I just couldn't stand her anymore and just brushed her off. Her older boyfriend who was the brother of a popular guy would come and see her every lunch and it was just so creepy. She was so annoying so my new friend group started spreading rumors about her. She ended up writing about it on her tumblr lol and wasn't so annoying in school. My other friend made her cry in front of everyone it was so funny. I ruined her last 2 years of school and I don't even feel bad about it.

No. 1997714

>>1997709
Server her right for not being a lesbian.

No. 1997722

>>1997709
i'm retarded what exactly did she do wrong? ngl this kind of sounds like some regina george larp

No. 1997724

>>1997722
Ditched me during the summer

No. 1997726

>>1997709
Possessive, obsessive, unhinged.

No. 1997727

>>1997724
Use your words, retard.

No. 1997777

I am scared of other womens disapproval. A moid could say anything to me and I'll roll my eyes and move on but if another woman calls me weird or otherwise says something mean about my interests or appearance I want to rip my skin off. I hate it because I have horrible people pleasing tendencies and it makes me want to appease the awful and cruel women in my life. Any woman with a higher authority status like a boss being mad at me or complaining about my work genuinely makes me want to vomit. I'm pretty sure all of this comes from my abusive mother kek I wish I could get over it because it's embarrassing and terrifying

No. 1997948

I can’t stop listening to hrh videos while I’m driving, I can’t stand podcasts anymore but listening to one unhinged woman yell for 30 minutes about “the rats” is perfect background noise for driving. I feel insane showing up to my office or going to hang out with people when i just listened to woman scream about how she has the flu because the borders are open. I wish she had an active thread on here.

No. 1997976

>>1997948
kek i love her rants, a thread on her would be interesting

No. 1997987

I am past zoomer age and I like Ranfren. I secretly draw yaoi art of it too. It is such trash and the fandom is infested by gendies. I don't know why the fuck I like it so much.

No. 1998041

>>1997638
Tbf I don’t know any of them in real life I just follow the cute ones on social media.

No. 1998139

I like to sex pest male indie vtubers, the ones with like 5 views. I normally write to them in english and see them scramble to try to respond to me they are very funny and retarded.

No. 1998142

>>1998139
Men don't feel threatened by unwarranted sexual attention the way women do.

No. 1998145

>>1998142
i know i just find them funny and retarded. They dont know english so they cant understand what i say 99% of time. They are very cute jesters.

No. 1998248

>>1997987
You should stick to the japanese side of the fandom, apparently they’re still going strong with edits and fan art, though it’s mostly bl

No. 1998306

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I have to confess something stupid but yeah

Age 14-18 I hung out on a small forum where we were a group of friends. We were super edgy but I loved it there, it gave me a break from high school which I hates. On there there was many different losers who weren't in school, including one who was so angsty he obsessed everyone. That guy had a girlfriend ldr he met there.

I ended up outgrowing that community, everyone did and it sort of fell apart. I don't hear about it anymore.

I keep looking at the site every now and then, I see threads about angstyguy killing himself, but that was usual banter back then.

One day out of random I come across a post by his girlfriend talking about a "dead ex". I'm like holy shit it's true? I start spiraling and feeling super depressed about it for some reason. It does feel like a dear friend of mine died although he was a shitty person.

For some reason, out of missing him and overall missing my teenage years, I end up creating an account on that website, make up a fake persona. I don't know what I was trying to do. I was obsessed with his girlfriend (still am). I feel like maybe I was trying to catch back up on my teenage years.

I act obnoxious, maybe I was looking for her recognition or something, anyways everyone on the community hates me now.

I still stalk her from time to time, or type my friend's name hoping some google result pops up showing me he isn't actually dead.

I sometimes will get into this deep pit of anguish when things remind me of him.

I don't know why I'm so affected by his death. We weren't that close.
I think his death meant the death of an old part of my life… I hate myself for being obsessed like this.

Worst is, while under my fake persona, I actually met a guy who was quite nice and relatable and lives close to me but I don't know how I could befriend him without everyone finding out about my embarrassing behaviour. I guess the fact I even care is part of the problem but yeah.

No. 1998311

I get so fucking mad when that Amy Winehouse commercial comes on, to hear that bored horrible actress say
"This ain't he spice girls".
She looks not acts anything like Amy. I hate it so much she doesn't need a shitty movie.
Amy winehouse deserved so much better in life and in death.

No. 1998335

>>1998306
Omg is the angstguy a guy in a pic with a razor next to his dick?

No. 1998368

today i watched videos and read stuff on retarded trad wives which led me down the christian gender roles rabbit hole. i found a very disturbing website promoting christian domestic discipline and there were articles about whether it‘s okay for husbands to spank their wives etc. i was horrified at the fact that these idiots are allowed to vote but after i was feeling a little horny all day, i ended up masturbating to the comments on there. for the record, i find dominant and especially older (25+) moids repulsive but something overcame me and it felt nice to have turned this ragebait into my cumrag. i wanted to leave a comment thanking these deranged christians for the nice fap i had but it required an e-mail address.

No. 1998370

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When I was a kid, I used to believe you were supposed to get married during your quinceañera, so the party had to be huge, because you were celebrating your marriage. And thus, I would always tell everyone that I wanted to get married at 15 years old.
I wonder what everyone thought about that back then, I hope my parents weren't treated badly because of my retardation.

No. 1998371

>>1998368
I enjoy a good spanking from my husband but he's the one doing the dishes and all that shit

No. 1998376

>>1998368
This is gross and I don't actually think you're a woman, but
>retarded trad wives
Did you mean this literally?

No. 1998398

>>1998376
i am a woman but i must admit, what happened today felt very moid-tier to me as well and the choice of words matched that.

i don‘t know what you mean with if i‘m serious about retarded trad wives. i was watching youtube videos about these tiktok trend trad wives, similar to the ones in the trad wive thread, and i believe those who promote not getting an education or a prenup are quite retarded, or do you disagree?

No. 1998433

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>watching yt tarot reading about logan paul being bisexual because bored
>youtuber mentions him possibly having sexual relations with someone he knew in his little vlog circle at one point
>instantly imagines scenario of him with his stupid fucking 2009 pretty boy haircut with the ruffled swoop getting sucked by another pretty boy moid
>pussy does strange throb and feeling horny

Men pleasuring themselves is just a whole other beast no lie. I swear I’m not a kinkfag it’s just so hot when you think about it

No. 1998452

I still get excited when I find a cool shaped stick in my backyard. Especially if it’s sword, bow, or hammer shaped. Nothing brings me more joy than finding a stick in the shape of something else.

No. 1998467

Two of my friends got together and I'm happy for them, but secretly I'm expecting their relationship to be somewhat milky because the girl is an aroace themby and the guy definitely does not think of her that way (e.g. still refers to her with female pronouns when she's not around and took no issue with me calling her his girlfriend). I can see two outcomes: either she drops the gender identity or they break up. I feel bad for viewing their relationship with farmer goggles because they seem really happy, but gender ideology makes people do stupid shit.

No. 1998472

>>1998467
Secret third option: he troons out along with her

No. 1998475

>>1998472
If that happens I will first laugh at the male friend for being a coward because he has expressed gender-critical views before, and then I will stop being friends with both of them because he would make an UGLY "girl" and I would not want to stick around to see it. I live in fear of my skinny, mid-looking nerd guy friends trooning out and becoming radioactively obnoxious.

No. 1998484

>>1998467
I've known several people in this type of relationship where the boyfriend clearly is rolling his eyes and the gender stuff but the woman tolerates it anyway. Thembys don't admit it but they understand they'll always be seen as women by anyone outside of their tiny bubble.

No. 1998485

>>1998452
Are you that stick avatarfag from last year

No. 1998492

>>1998452
Hey! You the stick poster from the schizo posts thread! You do you.

No. 1998629

>>1998467
>aroace girl
>gets into a relationship
Lmao

No. 1998688

I'm straight but I get disappointed and find myself be less interested in their content when I find out my oshis are in a relationship.
Farmhands pls no ban, it's about jpop, not kpop.

No. 1998690

>>1998688
how do you even get to the point that a person that you don't even know being in a relationship upsets you?

No. 1998769

>>1998690
nta but a more than unhealthy obsession. i had to stop looking up my celebrity crush because it pained me so much after seeing him with his girlfriend (without ever thinking i would meet him or had a chance prior to that). it was just so painful to imagine. i was also very sad that he hit the wall but not being attracted to the current version also doesn‘t change my obsession and he is still my fantasy ideal and all i‘m really attracted to. i‘m just looking for him in other guys i see. he is perfect and flawless and sometimes i wish someone could clone him.

No. 1998854

>>1998690
it isn't that uncommon in women who struggle with loneliness or suffer from issues that make it difficult for them to form social connections with other people. obviously it's not healthy to care so much about a celebrity but unless they take it too far by engaging in online harassment or creepy behavior like stalking they're ultimately only harming themselves.

No. 1998870

I'm jelly of my moms body. She looks better than me and she's 60.

No. 1998872

>>1998870
lose weight.

No. 1998878

>>1998872
I'm not fat lol. She has better proportions than I do.

No. 1998922

I often fantasize about having been born an attractive male. I don't have gender dysphoria or anything, I just think life must be awesome for hot men.

No. 1998937

>>1998922
Honestly, I think the only thing they have going is getting to be giga-sluts without any societal stigmatization.

No. 1998958

I just got back from a bike ride on a trail. An old guy didn’t hear my bell or when I shouted to warn him, and when he did hear, he turned around into the direct path of my bike instead. I hit the front brake so the bike wouldn’t hit him but flew over the handlebars (my fault, I’m new to biking and misjudged my speed and stopping distance). I landed on the ground on my face and I think I was passed out for a few seconds because suddenly I saw his feet by my head. I was kind of in shock and didn’t really hear anything and didn’t look or speak to him and just got back on the bike and cycled off.
Now the adrenaline has worn off I realise I should have checked he was okay and that the bike didn’t fall on him or anything. I hope he’s alright. I feel terrible, like I did a hit and run.

No. 1998963

>>1998433
when you put it like that, nonny… I’m kinda with you

No. 1998985

>>1997987
Huh, I've noticed a significantly lower amount of ranfren gendies compared to previous fandoms I've gotten into. I noticed ranfren attracts a more international audience so I just stick to following Asian or Russian artists and it's been very peaceful. Even a a surprising amount of English speakers in the fandom are chill ime. Just gotta avoid the kinning teenage retards

No. 1998997

>>1998937
ayrt idk I think I would enjoy all the physical perks of being male, the social advantages further boosted by being attractive, getting attention from women, etc. it seems like it would be fun.

No. 1999020

>>1998997
I agree, also attractive men are so rare that I think if you look like Carrington or something you stand out; moids on average are hideous. Whereas most women are at least pretty or hot in some respect.

No. 1999080

I cant squeeze even one drop of motivation out of myself lately to do anything I like or anything good for me. Ive just been sleeping. Like daytime and night time. And I have been ruminating on the suicide of some stranger who killed themselves on the train tracks a few days ago. I cant seem to get suicidal ideation out of my head and I cant even tell the person Im closest to because Im scared it wont help anything and will just expose me as being pathetic and a failure.
I keep cycling through thoughts of why I might want to stay alive trying to find something to make me feel like being here, but things I want arent achievable. I dont want to hurt people by leaving them but I dont want to open my eyes in the morning anymore. Like really bad. Theres no help

No. 1999330

I get along really well with TIMs and hate myself for it. I'd never let myself get close to one but I connect with some of them pretty well. I always prioritize my xx sisters though.

No. 1999337

>>1999330
There's a TIM cashier at the grocery store I shop at and he actually puts so much effort into personal hygiene + looking like a woman that it weirds me out far less than the greasy AGP weeaboos

No. 1999409

I'm developing feelings for a woman who calls herself straight but uses me (out lesbian) to 'experiment' with her sexuality

No. 1999435

I’m on a date with this cute girl right now and she’s trying to be sexy, but South Park is playing in the background and I keep stopping to laugh at the jokes. I can’t help it, she’s very attractive but this is the yaoi episode and I keep giggling. I think she might not invite me over again.

No. 1999451

I've been trying my hardest to resist my feelings for this person for months but I'm at my limit. I can't stand thinking about this person every night hoping they would contact me.
Why won't my feelings just go away

No. 1999496

>>1999435
anon turn off the tv. laugh at the yaoi jokes after

No. 1999507

>>1999435
Nona you can go home and watch South Park anytime.

No. 1999526

i'm genuinely in love with a fictional character but i'm in a relationship it feels like cheating and i hate myself for it

No. 1999533

>>1999526
It sounds like your real life relationship isn’t satisfying tbh.

No. 1999535

>>1999526
who do you truly love more, your nigel or husbando?

No. 1999546

I don't know what letters come after what in the alphabet. If you asked be what letter is after Q, o would need to sing the song.

No. 1999551

>>1999546
o would eh?

No. 1999554

>>1999551
Oh would a what?

No. 1999565

>>1999409
To provide any advice would be to tell Orpheus not to look back at Eurydice. I hope you’ll be able to overcome the heartbreak faster than I have been.

No. 1999608


No. 1999617

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My bf gets kinda uncomfortable when he’s on his phone and I’m right next to him. He even makes an effort to take his phone everywhere with him. I so badly want to go through his phone but it’s hard to be alone with it for more than a couple of minutes. I know his password and everything but I’m afraid of him catching me. And even more afraid of me catching him doing something. I’m praying I’m just paranoid and I don’t find anything

No. 1999670

>>1999020
Going through a bout of depression myself right now, but I've been worse and felt that same level of Virgin Suicides. I've slept through most days and had maladaptive delusions, and I started believe that why would I want a future when it'd never be close to what I've dreamt. The problem with that was I didn't know myself, and that made me start to understand. This notion that life is 'All or nothing' is fucking ridiculous, why would I miss this one time experience of all that surrounds me? Good or bad, I'd take it, not for anyone, not for half-veiled aspirations, not cause of a fucking poet, but for myself. Live for your experience. You need change, no matter how small it is, your motivation crawls back like a kicked puppy, you gotta mend it. Shit takes time, but it's well worth it. Tell your friend if it means something to you, just don't expect the response you wanna hear. Life doesn't work your way, you won't get clear answers, you just have to look at yourself and ask if that even matters. Trust me it doesn't, you gotta live selfishly and if someone tells you that's wrong they've never been there.

No. 1999673

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I had an amazing but weird wet dream last night where Justin Whang(Whang!) and the young version of Bojak horseman were dry humping me. I think i orgasmed?? Like i felt something like it and was wet when i woke up

No. 1999674

>>1999673
whang's a tranny fucker.

No. 1999675

>>1999673
i'm sorry but if i dreamt about this i would kill myself. but i'm glad it was good for you.

No. 1999676

>>1999674
I never wanted to fuck Whang. Young Bojak? Maybe, but Whang? No. I don’t know why this happened but it felt so good.

No. 1999690

>Biggest thing I’m willing to confess? Heh…
I’m genuinely concerned for worldoftshirts, aka Joshua Block. I hope that kid gets help.

No. 1999814

I've been lying on my CV. currently unemployed and I quit in Nov last year. So it's still "2023-present". I just don't want to deal with recruiters nagging me about employment gap.

No. 1999830

I wouldn't know how to trust my gut instinct because I get anxiety anytime something anytime something goes slightly wrong.

No. 1999854

Sometimes i post something super dumb in a thread and never visit it again

No. 1999859

>>1999854
have you ever gotten banned for that anon?

No. 1999865

I wish I had anorexia because I was always the fat girl in my youth and early 20s and I still like food too much

No. 1999866

I am so fucking whitepilled right now, there is so much hope for the women in my country nonnas. I can make it happen!!!

No. 1999892

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My confession is I love watching those dinobunny cosplay videos. In my mind the chick isn’t a troon and they’re just a cute lesbian couple who like making mario cosplays together. I don’t even care about cosplay or anything either

No. 1999920

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Can't really tell anyone but i've been way more careful about my teeth after catching some disgusting dentist fanfiction (?) written by a moid long ago. It was all about fixing the patient teeth and it was nowhere sexual, just extremely perverted and it made me swear to do anything i can to avoid running into a dentist like that.
I'm posting this because every now and then i remember it for no reason and it scares the shit out of me, it feels like i'm hunted by something that was never meant to be seen.

No. 1999976

>>1999865
kek i'm sorry to tell you this nonna but becoming an anachan doesn't automatically mean you'll like food any less, if anything you'll just obsess over it more. plenty of skellies binge and purge

No. 2000027

>>1999920
I was staring at this so called "gif" for like 10 secs waiting for it to move.

No. 2000037

I hate my fat friend sometimes. I manage to control myself but I've wanted to blurt out mean things when listening to the constant whining. She victimizes herself and never stops complaining about the consequences her own decisions have. She used to be normal but after she moved on her own she keeps unhealthy shit around all the time and eats pasta every day without moving an inch. She keeps looking for an excuse so she's gotten tested for everything so many times, she has no medical causes. The actual reason is she hates exercise and the idea of having to put any effort into diet. She claims all calorie counting is anorexic. I've told her how much I exercise and keep my diet in check but she insists it's just luck. I'm not saying she should even do what I do, just wish she put the snacks down some days and went for walks instead of complaining about things she clearly causes herself.

No. 2000048

I love getting anons who fight with me banned. It's just satisfying.

No. 2000080

>>1999920
shit like that is why I want to be serviced only by female doctors no matter what

No. 2000090

>>2000080
I realized that I have never had a female dentist. Dentists are so fucking weird with their little harems.

No. 2000102

>>1999920
Unrelated but I once read about a male dentist joking about shortening the canine teeth of girls so they can “suck better” when they’re older. The news about anaesthesia rapes by doctors doesn’t help.

No. 2000104

>>2000090
I used to go to this woman who was an angel and got my tooth cleaned every 6 months or so pain free. as soon as I was forced to change to a scrote it started hurting everytime

No. 2000122

>>2000080
i like scrote doctors when they're hot, it's kind of nice being touched and examined by a hot scrote

No. 2000127

>>2000090
I went to a female dentist recently. Instantly made a reference to one of her retarded scrote relatives who got his wisdom teeth taken out and jabbed at him for eating chips during his healing period and ranting that scrotes don’t listen to medical instructions kekk.

No. 2000145

>>2000122
How I feel about cute young male nurses. When I’m an old lady and I’m gonna harass the shit out of them.

No. 2000213

>>1999565
This is beautiful, nona. I'm focusing as much as I can on other things to try and stop the feelings from progressing.

No. 2000388

I don't get Mother's day.

No. 2000399

>>1999859
Not really as far as i am aware. It was only embarassing myself after all

No. 2000400


No. 2000508

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i used to play memory matching cards a lot with other kids in preschool/elementary and they thought i was a magician because i always guessed every matching pair on my first try, but i actually just memorized the tiny imperfections and creases along the edges of every card. it wasn't even that hard, get rekt kids.

No. 2000523

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Im jealous of pretty white blonde girls, think of those Insta models…I know I sound so insecure pls don't drag me too much nonnies

No. 2000530

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the guy i asked out in high school and was rejected by has been watching every single one of my Facebook stories for a year now and I don't know why I haven't blocked him yet but I live in shame

No. 2000555

I'll judge people who don't eat normal dinners but get takeout or just eat snacks all night for the rest of my life. Every once in a while is fine but why don't you value yourself enough to cook a simple pasta dish or make a big amount of soup on the weekend?
>>2000530
Nonnie that's hilarious, he probably regrets it

No. 2000572

I'm 99% sure I met M-C three years ago on other website for months then she disappeared 99% sure she used this website and it 99% sounds like her, not gonna be sharing part usernames also I'm pretty sure I'm CBC however it wasn't me who say cock breath first. Excuse me for being scary then and now manifesto-chan

No. 2000580

Because takeout usually tastes better kek

No. 2000586

I’m not trying to sound like a pick me or whatever but it’s so extremely hard for me to feel sympathy for women that stay in abusive relationships, especially when there’s kids involved. The dick is that good that you’ll traumatize your kids?

No. 2000593

One way I judge people is how they react to sphynx cats.

No. 2000601

>>2000586
I get you. My mother has done this multiple times, even when the men raised their hands to me. The one thing that got her to leave them would be them cheating on her because her fucking ego couldn't handle that. It's a trend I've noticed in other women too, I don't care if I'm labelled a "pick me" for pointing it out, those women endanger their kids on a daily basis for mediocre dick and crumbs of attention. Fuck 'em.

No. 2000606

I haven’t had sex since 2020 because I got fat when covid started and I still haven’t lost the weight.., I don’t understand how fat people feel comfortable getting naked in front of others. I feel disgusted even looking at myself in the mirror. This isn’t supposed to be a self pity thing, I am just genuinely confused how some people are so confident with themselves

No. 2000612

>>2000593
They’re like…ugly-cute

No. 2000615

>>2000612
You're fine.

No. 2000627

It's a guilty pleasure, but I like when someone realizes they've underestimated me. Not in like an edgelord revenge way, but in the oh this woman isn't as retarded as I thought way.

No. 2000647

>>2000593
I fucking love them, my fav in no particular order are Sphynxs, Devon Rexes, and Oriental Shorthairs. Gremlin-looking cats are my fav, idk why hehe

No. 2000650

>>2000593
I used to think they're ugly but they look so cute to me now, they're like a baby rat-cat hybrid

No. 2000690

>>2000601
Have you cut her off yet? Women like that are the weakest links

No. 2000727

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>>2000586
My mom is still with the man that beat me as a child. She tries to justify it by saying “you needed to be taught a lesson” or “I had it worse when I grew up”. I hate my actual dad but the most sane thing he ever did was try to take him and my mom to court over it. Unfortunately, I was forced to change my statement and it never came to fruition.

No. 2000729

>>2000690
I've tried going no contact and I just can't do it. I know she's no good for me, but I still feel bad for her. I mostly just send her money now to keep her quiet (funny how the urge to be a good mother evaporates once the money hits her bank) and to keep my conscience quiet too. She's not talking to me atm because my wife and I don't want her meeting our twins, so thankfully I'm getting a holiday from her bullshit currently. It won't last, though.

No. 2000732

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I don't think I'm even mad tbh, but it's weird how things feel like some regency novel in my life.
So there was a wedding of a friend of my family, I've never really talked to them other than during parties, I'm not exactly a talkative person and they aren't exactly that talkative either so yeah, not my thing, plus they're kinda tacky.
And I'm not posting this on the vent thread because I'm just slightly confused.
My brother went to the wedding dressed horribly in a very ugly as fuck suit that he had to rent, and his girlfriend went to the wedding too, because she was invited.
So like, okay, things are difficult.
But my brother is telling us about the wedding and such, they invites a bunch of randos like, the friends of some sibling of the groom? Like what? And some random aunts and uncles of the groom too.
And yeah, my family is just friends with the family of the bride, but I'm of my family lmao, I've gone to their parties since forever.
Anyways, I talked to my parents and have decided to just assume they don't exist, I feel a bit bad about this because I know my dad really appreciated the grandpa of that family because he was my dad's mentor, and the wife of that grandpa has always been kind to us, but yeah, I don't want to force myself in a place where no one really cares about me.
Plus I doubt they will ever need me, so you could say I can just cut contact with them completely, I unfollowed their business and stuff that I was trying to support even though I didn't speak to them at all.
It just feels kind of weird? I didn't expect anything from them but I'm kind of disappointed in them all, specially on the girl because I've always thought she was nice and different to their family but she's exactly the same if not worse than them.

No. 2000744

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I hate Jaiden animations so much, I hope nothing but terrible luck on her and other nasty fate

No. 2000746

>>2000744
why do you hate her?

No. 2000749

>>2000746
It's partially her personality and partially the people near me irl being her fans

No. 2000754

>>1965954
Looksmaxxing is becoming a thing among men and every gymcel you see online in a bodybuilding forum obsesses with comparing his body to other men's. Moids can be more insecure about their body than you would believe, nonna.

No. 2000755

>>2000749
this is how i feel about sr pelo. idk what his personality is really like but doing the patrick bateman stare every time someone made me watch his animations while laughing their ass off was not enough.

No. 2000760

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Me:
>omg the psyop thread is so based!! I agree with everything so hard!!
Also me:
>Wanted to fuck Hugh Jackman when he was Wolverine in the original X-men movie even though James Marsden was right there.
>Also wants to fuck a plethora of fictional old men.

No. 2000769

>>2000760
How is your relationship with your dad?

No. 2000776

>>2000760
The psyop IS real but along with my hot crushes there are some slightly unconventional ones as well. Idk what it is, men no matter their age find 20 year olds the hottest but with women it changes as they get older. Do we really just have a wider variety of what we find attractive? Men really are just uglier than women overall, not a lot of great options anyways so maybe that's why there's such a variety of what we find attractive idk.

No. 2000778

>>2000760
The thread is just about acknowledging/discussing the psyop so you're fine, plenty of anons in there also have old or unconventional men they like. Moids get their wide variety of women in media but we're forced to accept fugly/mediocre men, old farts, etc with less and less genuinely hot/beautiful men appearing as rising stars

No. 2000779

>>2000760
I used to be like this in high school until I got with a cute athletic guy my age and now I'm stuck lusting after the Captain America looking types. Not in the later movies where he's clearly old but the early ones.

No. 2000784

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>>1991066
Nona, you probably saw in Conan the positive fatherly characteristics that your deadbeat dad never had. Similar to how many moids obsess with a any heroic figure or character when their dad proves to be weak or incompetent.

No. 2000786

>>2000769
Ngl, i do avoid talking to much him only because he's annoying and nags a lot. Other than that, i can't complain.

No. 2000799

>>2000784
what's up with the moomin avatarfagging?

No. 2000802

>>2000799
Moomins are cool.

No. 2000804

>>2000593
They’re on the same level as pugs to me, it’s cruel to breed them.

No. 2000813

>>2000799
What do you mean? There's only two moomin pictures that have been posted recently, that barely counts as avatarfagging.

No. 2000872

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>>2000760
Anon just ignore the thread or use it when you’re bored and want to spam your favorite moid crushes and husbandos like I do sometimes. It’s so fucking boring I hate the posters in there thinking they are social revolutionaries just because they find moids ugly. Congrats, most normie women find moids ugly but we don’t have much options do we? Waiting for the hot and seasoned ugly man psyop posters to tell us how to magically change men’s minds to make them more desirable when they already don’t even fucking listen to us to begin with and rather become violent incels than actually try to meet our standards, they’ve made it abundantly clear that us raising our standards and closing our legs will come with their reaction of male terrorism and societal breakdown. Ffs we’re on an imageboard where one of the boards (/g/ and a few years back /m/ had a super popular thread devoted to adam driver) is practically dedicated to worshipping fictional husbands that many anons find ugly and always will just have fun and don’t worry about any of those people I promise you just ignore those faggots and live your life

No. 2000874

>>2000872
the fragility

No. 2000877

>>2000872
Queen.

No. 2000902

This song is literally me, I think about it daily, it's my brain filler, I've been obsessed with it ever since I listened to it for the first time while watching madoka some years ago, it's just me, somehow, like it makes sense to me that I love it so much, it's what my brain needed.
I wonder who inspired this song? How can I find more song like this one? How can I use this song in a meaningful time of my life? Sometimes I consider saving lots of money to commission a completed version of this song and use it someday, maybe if I ever get married, or during a birthday party of mine, or even for my funeral I could get a small orchestra to show everyone how much I love this song.
It's just my shit taste, I guess, I'm sure there's more complex music put there, but this song feels just right to me.

No. 2000903

>>2000760
the psyop is real. doesn't mean you're not allowed to like xyz in an individual level. the psyop thread was meant to discuss the fact that in general, casting decisions and character designs in the media push unattractive and/94 older men over young hot ones. it was supposed to discuss media trends not individual preferences.

ps. to all the mongs who seethe about muh husbando, just hide the thread completely if you can't bear the idea of someone not liking your moids

No. 2000905

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>>2000872
>use it when you’re bored and want to spam your favorite moid crushes and husbandos
That's not what it is for? I really hope you're not that Arthurfag that took a break after calling other anons pedos but i'm not saying this blindly.
>>2000760
Just like other nonas said, most of us have unconventional attractions too, it's okay, don't mind the loud ones that sound immature or want to troll without caring for the topic. It's just a place to discuss how in general we don't have the same quality moids have when it comes to content aimed at us, they're all usually very reasonable things to be upset about and it's good to have a place to let out those thoughts since they're all around the media and irl but then some anons tend to derail in very silly picky things, but i'm happy that we still have a decent userbase that has various tastes instead of being a complete hivemind.

No. 2000909

>>2000760
It's okay, every nonna in that thread cracks when their older man crush is posted there.

No. 2000923

>>2000760
To be frank when I like male characters it's mostly due to personality but I think it's way too easy to make jokes about that.

No. 2000924

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No. 2000931

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feeling myself fall back into old patterns of behavior where i would string men on dating apps along until i just broke their heart unceremoniously.

it gives me a sense of control in my life and i think it's funny they essentially know nothing about me but project their ideal tradwife persona onto me, only to be let down. i have done this to at least fifteen men that i can remember with some of them probably intending to propose if i let it continue. i have no regrets. i will do it again.

No. 2000933

>>2000931
>with some of them probably intending to propose if i let it continue. i have no regrets. i will do it again.
Share some stories please

No. 2000942

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I forgot about Mother's Day and just now sent my mom a text with some bullshit excuse about me having typed it out and never sent it. Holy fuck I feel so bad I'm an evil daughter. I didn't even work today I sat on my ass and watched Jerma vods and played on the computer all day.

No. 2000946

>>2000942
Kek it's ok as long as you celebrate her next time you see her, don't forget though

No. 2000948

>>2000933
anything specific you would like to know? nothing too juicy to be honest, but the men who considered engagement weren't very subtle about it. "jokes" about how it would be funny if X inside joke happened at a wedding, what my long-term goals were and how they just so perfectly aligned with their own, questions about pinterest boards i may have, stuff like that.

i would say on average this would happen anywhere from six to eight months from the point of original contact. i believe the longest i kept a guy around was about two and a half years. please keep in mind i never initiated any of these discussions and never once implied we were dating, this was all shit men just did on their own accord.

No. 2000951

>>2000948
>please keep in mind i never initiated any of these discussions and never once implied we were dating, this was all shit men just did on their own accord.
Kek what the hell. Were they that desperate? Did you see more than one guy at a time? Why did they rush into this? Anyone you would have ever picked at all?

No. 2000956

>>2000942
Don't worry nona my retarded ass couldn't figure out why my mom sounded pissed at me when I called her last night, I knew mothers day was today but completely forgot when I was talking to her

No. 2000958

>>2000951
i have no idea, it's not like any of these men were bottom of the barrel sludge either, i still had standards when replying back to them. i'm guessing but people tend to give me the benefit of the doubt irl as well as have a tendency to do nice things for me. like i'll get extra shit with my order from a restaurant, won't be charged for stuff, etc. i assume that plays into why men get so attached to me as well, i just come across as helpless and trustworthy. i have dated two men that i met on apps. when i am in a relationship i don't do this, but men are inherently disappointing so i am back on them now.

i do not hide the fact i am talking to other men, if i'm asked about it i just say they're friends because like… i never said we were dating so yeah that's what they are. the funniest moment to me was this guy i was talking to for like a year who saw my profile on an app. he proceeded to bring it up to me and i just brushed it off as like yeah i forgot i had that, thanks for reminding me. he then made up an elaborate story for why he had an account and how he has permanently deleted all dating apps to me, heavily implying he wanted to only be exclusive with me but not saying so. and i was just like… alright well, that's nice i guess good luck with that buddy.

No. 2000959

>>2000942
Is this the IKEA bear

No. 2000963

some of the post on the blackpill thread make me laugh

No. 2000969

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>>2000959
no kek it isn't djunkelsnög or whatever it's from the brand Manhattan toy. i just can easily relate to its expression.

No. 2000980

>>2000555
because I'm tired and value my sleep more kek

No. 2000981

>>2000958
Are you conventionally attractive?

No. 2000998

>>2000981
i would consider myself average and fairly forgettable looks wise.

No. 2001066

sometimes when i'm too lazy to look something up i post about it on lc as if it was a fact knowing if it's wrong some nonas will correct it for me lmao sorry

No. 2001067

>>2000958
Stacy pls

No. 2001079

>>2001066
You're part of the problem

No. 2001080

>>2000931
Deeply, incontrovertibly, unfathomably based

No. 2001194

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Sometimes when I'm bored I like to type in a wrong URL for LC so that I can see the funny image of the confused cow like in picrel and smile and have a laugh. It's the little things in life.

No. 2001204

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any time i feel insecure over my face shape i remind myself that princess aurora also has a long face and she's beautiful so i can be too

No. 2001207

>>2000931
Speaking from experience you're wasting your own time as much as you think you're wasting theirs.

No. 2001213

>>2000948
Were you seeing other people at the time and just letting them think whatever they wanted? What an intriguing game. Is this just something you do when you’re not interested in being in an actual relationship but you want some part of it (sex, brief companionship, entertainment)?
Do you think it works because men just assume you are going along with things unsaid? Do none of them ever ask you to be exclusive or bluntly talk about the status of the relationship?

No. 2001215

>>2001213
When I was a teenager I had moids send me expensive gifts even when they knew and I posted often about my boyfriend. Some men are just pathetic. I did nothing but have a semi public Facebook at the time

No. 2001219

>>2001215
How did they send you the gifts? Was your address on your Facebook?

No. 2001239

>>2001213
yes, more or less. if they ever were actually forward and asked what our relationship was i would tell them we were just friends. they rarely to never do this however and are more content believing what they wish. i mainly get entertainment out of it, i never sleep with them and i don't expect any form of monetary gain either. because of that i believe they lower their defenses and assume the only reason someone would talk to them is because they must have feelings for them.

No. 2001256

Randomly started doing an MMA deep dive for no reason. Dont really know anything about it. I hate Conor mccgregor or whatever his name is why does he walk like that? He’s making me hate Irish men kek

No. 2001289

>>2000958
>heavily implying he wanted to only be exclusive with me but not saying so
sounds very manipulative

No. 2001290

I have been addicted for the past few days to reading posts on r/stepparents and not only am I not a stepmother I have never dated someone with children. I am just so fascinated by all the drama.

No. 2001301

My boyfriend broke up with me and I want to go clubbing but I legit have no friends and don't know how to make any that would go with me.

No. 2001321

>>2000732
Let me know if I understood well. You are upset you did not get invited to their wedding? And theys ent the invites to both your brother + gf and your parents but not you specifically? If so, that's strange and rude. Explain better nona

No. 2001332

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>>2001301
Litterally go alone and make friends in the bathroom line if you are brave enough. I believe in you and I wish I could come with you!

No. 2001339

>>2000872
pathetic simp

No. 2001367

Everytime I see real life victims complaining about fetish content and there's a bunch of people underneath claiming in detail they're also victims and akschually the content is fine and their way to cope, I can't help but think those answers are lying.

No. 2001371

>>2001367
they're self-harming and deluding themselves about it. some are definitely malicious moids tho

No. 2001374

I've fallen in love with the young version of a bassist from a mid 2000s band. I'm embarrassed so I will not be posting him to any threads on /g/.

No. 2001394

i accidentally killed a hermit crab and i feel horrible about it. i was collecting shells at the beach and i picked the shell up thinking it was empty, i shook it around and looked inside and didn't see anything. usually you can see their body in the shell even when theyre tucked in so i was pretty confident this one was empty and i took it home and put it in a bowl of bleach with the other shells i found. when i took it out the hermit crab was hanging half out of it. i'm a murderer i feel so bad

No. 2001395

>>2001332
I downloaded bumble for friends to see if I can get anyone to go with me but nonetheless I will just go alone. Think I'm gonna try to just skip the line and tell them I'm solo..

No. 2001452

>>2001394
oh nonna, I've been there. not with a hermit crab, but I know how awful it feels to unintentionally kill an animal. you know that you would never have done it on purpose, and you can learn from this to be even more careful in the future. try to forgive yourself, remember there are lots of people who wouldn't care at all, so the fact that you're hurting so much over this proves you're a kindhearted person.

No. 2001485

stalked him but all I found is just tech talk lol

No. 2001587

I hate getting my period but I’ve been reading r/mtf and the period envy makes mine pass much easier lmao

No. 2001602

>>2001394
I overdosed my cat on purpose because I couldn't afford the vet fees to put her down. She was very old and her organs were failing. She couldn't even meow anymore. I still cry about it and beg her forgiveness every night before I go to bed. I'll never forget holding her limp body in my arms.

No. 2001626

>>2001394
you’re a fucking horrible PERSON and a dangerous MURDERER and FREAK who should be locked up for killing that poor precious CRAB

No. 2001716

>>2001602
oh nonny i'm so sorry. that is absolutely heart breaking to have to do. you're a very strong person for going through with that and ending her suffering before it could get any worse.

No. 2001870

>>2001602
Sorry to hear that nonna, I had a similar situation with my pet rat, you are not alone. Sending love and hugs

No. 2001886

>>2001602
She died in your arms, at home, in a place she loved, with someone she loved. That is not the case at a vet's office, where an animal dies stressed out in an unfamiliar setting. If I could go back in time, I would do exactly what you did. I'm sorry for your loss, nona.

No. 2001888

>>2001219
They were from my home town or school. Some were male orbiters collected from the local bus station waiting for my transfer. I'd usually go into the HMV in town or into game shops to wait and a few times guys would end up buying what I was browsing for me. I got a few rare LPs and a couple games. Also did have a couple mix tapes sent to my house because people did get my address. My fb isn't even my proper name these days and no cover photos no anything that I can't control the public setting.

No. 2002016

Many of the guys I like have a junkie-tease vibe to them. I don't know why.

No. 2002022

>>2002016
Hmmm junkie vibes are hot imagine filling him up with smack and flipping him around after he’s zoinked out and… especially if he normally doesn’t let you.

No. 2002023

>>2001602
Nona you loved her and I'm sure she loved you just as much. If she had the ability to understand, she would. She wouldn't be mad at you because she knows you did what you had to do because you loved her so much and were in a bad place financially. There is no way she would be mad at you nonnie. It hurts, death of a loved one or pet is hard and never clean. It will always be messy. But know that you did what you did from a genuine place of true love and empathy and you gave her the best life you could give her and you allowed her a dignified death. That is very honorable.

No. 2002029

>>2002022
It's the decayed look that is kind is captivating. The similar kind of charm can be found in dilapidated buildings and barren wastelands.

No. 2002041

>>2002033
quite the unsettling confession nona

No. 2002058

>>2002041
what did it say

No. 2002383

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I wish I was really tall like the mimble as an adult so I could have an average height bf who is a manlet to me. But sometimes I also like the idea of having a ridiculously tall bf.
Being of an average height is kind of boring, living on the extremes must be fun even if it isn't that nice from time to time.

No. 2002396

i dislike skeptical women. why can’t more of you just get into tarot or something, ffs you really think our rights are real as well?? kek, please just get into tarot or something so some of you can have an actual purpose. skepticfags hate seeing people devote themselves to something that doesn’t align with their own fake bubble of metrics like being “career-oriented” you’re literally wasting your life devoted to careerism when you can be doing psychic readings on if aliens exist, wtf are you doing

No. 2002421

>Psych made an appointment on a day and time where I can't come
>Tell her this and try to reschedule it
>She tells me her and her other colleague aren't there on the days I can come in and asks me if I could tell my work I needed to leave mid day
>I never asked my work but told her my boss said no
I feel kind of bad but I'm there because of employment issues to begin with.
>>2002396
Kek anon I feel you tho, people who get seriously worked up about these things need to calm down. I don't give a shit how real it is I just enjoy it, let me live.

No. 2002422

>>2002396
>don't have a career and question things, join mysticism and tarot readings
What is this schizoposting?

No. 2002428

>>2002396
>you’re literally wasting your life devoted to careerism when you can be doing psychic readings on if aliens exist
unfortunately psychic readings about whether or not aliens are real don't pay the bills kek. if they did then maybe i could get into it

No. 2002510

I downvote comments on reddit if I notice the user has a tranny flag, even if I agree with what they're saying and the discussion has nothing to do with trannyism, I am just that petty and I am aware of how much they love their karma.

No. 2002513

>>2002510
Based nonita

No. 2002532

>>2002436
Idk if you’re trolling but I unironically agree

No. 2002549

>>2002436
sounds like you don't pay if
>you’re literally wasting your life devoted to careerism
is anything to go by

No. 2002576

>>2002555
i can't figure out what you're babbling about i just don't want to live on the streets. most people don't.

No. 2002594

I used to have zero opinions on tarotfags but after reading this thread I dislike them.

No. 2002598

>>2002587
>>2002396
Not everyone can be a neet, you're literally dependent on those very same "npcs" you insult.

No. 2002623

>>2002555
>a better future

You mean playing with card games?

No. 2002632

>>2002555
I'm sure most people don't actually like being wagies but the consistent pay that comes with a 9-5 beats living on the brink of homelessness and constant e-begging offering your tarot and psychic readings for pennies kek

No. 2002675

>>2002396
i know a good tarot reader in my city. she's a very old lady and her readings are cheap but onpoint. she also went viral recently because her predictions came true.

No. 2002700

>>2002058
anon said she/he liked to finger unconscious/passed out (can't remember the exact words she used) guys

No. 2002768

I'm not cut to be an "Instagram girl" i have tried many times but i just don't feel it, i don't get the appeal, all the videos are just so retarded and the post are all just narcissist who like to show off their bodies, i just can't help but feel grateful I'm not like them but at the same time, those are probably the people that will be over me in a few years, it's a haunting thought.

No. 2002775

>>2002768
why did you try and be an „instagram girl“, especially when you never saw the appeal? you sound retarded but i am glad that you reached some self-awareness kek

No. 2002825

I've never really seen someone else that looked a lot like me except for family. Started thinking about this because of some friends talking about their lookalikes for fun and I couldn't come up with one for myself. Same thing goes for personality tbh but I've pretty much given up on that

No. 2002958

>>2002768
>>2002775
nta but I get it, instagram fame = social credit and normies will look at you like you have two heads if you tell them you don't use social media. I also really, really tried to get a social media presence but can't be bothered to stop and take/retake IG-worthy photos when I'm just trying to live my life. I've even stopped being friends with people like that, who choose what they do or wear entirely based on social media. you go out with them and they're not having a good time, they're too focused on getting the most aesthetic pictures in the right spots and poses at the expense of actually enjoying themselves. having friends who also don't care about social media is the best

No. 2003151

I just rewatched Rise of the Planet of the Apes today. And I hate myself for this, but I found Caesar really attractive. I'm not a furry, I hate furries. They disgust me. So why? My justification is that, first of all, he's CGI and was given more human expressions to make the audience empathise with him more. The other apes were ugly as fuck, as usual. I also really like his personality. He was so sweet. Loyal, kind, caring, smart, curious. No real chimp would look/act like Caesar so I would never even think about them that way kek. I've has this bad habit ever since I was a kid, where if I watched a movie and it had a character I was attracted to, I'd think about scenarios with them to help me sleep that night kek. I remember first doing it with Spiderman, and tonight it'll be Caesar. Why am I like this

No. 2003283

in a moment of slutty depravity I randomly felt the need to look at myself nude in the selfy cam and touch myself, I was curious how it would look Idk. I was surprised at how much I liked how it looked (I usually hate my body). after I masturbated I felt so incredibly cringed out with myself, and even though I put my phone on airplane mode and never once hit record now I'm paranoid that I somehow broadcasted it to my entire family and the world. I guess it was just something I needed to get out of my system. why am I like this.

No. 2003284

My new cope for not waking up early (around 7 am) is that I'm not trying to solve the world's hunger crisis, and that everything has the perfect excuse, so I can just relax and wake up late (at 8 am).

No. 2003328

>>2002825
Same for me except I don't even look like family members, I think I got more traits from my dad's side but I don't really look like him and I know nobody else from his family. Doesn't help that I'm faceblind and I can't really tell what other people look like.

No. 2003428

I wore a strap on for the first time yesterday and it felt so empowering

No. 2003448

I eat my own discharge. I can’t right now as I’m on my period but I especially like when I’m ovulating and it comes out thick and goopy with a light coloring to it. It’s unironically one of the little things I look forward to, especially when I can’t immediately scrape it out so it’s like a fun puzzle and my reward is a hidden cove of creamy discharge. No I don’t feel ashamed for it

No. 2003466

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I sometimes swear a bit here to sound cooler and more normal, i never use bad words irl or in other online places.

No. 2003479

>>2003448
Holy fuck, you are truly a disgusting animal. This should be in the TMI thread kekkk

No. 2003493

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>>2003466
There are words I say that I can't type here.

No. 2003494

>>2003448
Same sis I do it in the shower every night

No. 2003506

For the last few months I am occasionally (not even that often since he’s so busy) fucking, and caught feelings for a man at work who is almost 20 years older than me, and technically my superior. He also apparently caught feelings for me and he’s told me he loves me back.

He’s technically an assistant manager of my department, but I always work directly with another manager and technically don’t really fall under the dude I’m fucking’s direct management. I’m in a kind of weird middle zone between department B and department C, but my performance reviews and the manager I directly answered to was the manager of department C, while the guy I’m fucking is assistant manager of department B. But I’m kind of a staff member of both departments, and my training was in department B.

I pretty much only see him in brief passing in the hallways, and like I said I didn’t answer to him directly and he wasn’t in charge of my performance reviews or anything so it didn’t feel that degenerate, despite him kinda being one of my bosses.

Buuuuuuuut that’s all changed and now he’s being transferred and my current manager is being transferred and the guy I’m fucking is going to be my direct boss who will work in my department every day and work directly with me every day and be the one in charge of my schedule, performance reviews, etc.

Soooooo I kinda fucked up my career. Of course nobody knows about our relationship, so it kinda feels hot in a degenerate, taboo kind of way, but also it’s stressful because if things go south that’s really fucking terrible, and if anybody found out we’d both be fired. I mean we probably would have both been fired anyway, but it’s much more sketchy of us now.

No. 2003511

>>2003466
You should be behind bars.

No. 2003515

>>2003448
yawn, komadea-chan did it first

No. 2003520

>>2003511
Kek anon

No. 2003591

>>2003506
Ew. He’s ugly, stop.

No. 2003594

>>2003328
I got some of my dad's traits too and I kinda look like my grandma if she was young. I wouldn't say I'm faceblind since I can tell what other people look like and their own lookalikes pretty decently. I feel like it's just genuinely been something I haven't really seen for myself, and it just made me wonder if I'm really that ugly or something, but that doesn't make sense since even ugly people have others who look similar to them, and although I don't match the common conventionally attractive look for sure, I wouldn't say I'm ugly either, just inbetween. It's also strange when my features aren't even that unique. Not that it even really matters, but yeah

No. 2003598

>>2003506
retard

No. 2003605

>>2003466
You're so fucking cool nonnie

No. 2003722

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Before I went full neet, I attended college for only half a semester and managed to befriend another woman there. She was cool but once sent a tiktok with basic emojis as a reaction so my brain automatically went full schizo mode and thought she was sending me an ip grabber in order to dox me because I made fun of the local tifs in our art club as retaliation. I spent hours rereading her message, pacing around my room, and checking to see if she was friends with any of the tifs online, just to end up ghosting her out of paranoia. Luckily our schedules changed so we didn’t have the same classes as before and I ended up dropping out a few months later. I’ve never interacted with others outside of my family and my one close friend ever since because I feel like I wouldn’t be able to explain myself in case shit like this happens again. I hate being retarded

No. 2003735

>>2003722
I hope you get treatment for your schizophrenia, dear nonna

No. 2003858

>>2003722
i refuse to believe this is real

No. 2003866

>>2003722
I love posts like this, they explain so much of the userbase here

No. 2003881

>>2003722
Cool story bro. Didnt happen, but if it did, congrats you have schizophrenia!

No. 2003882

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No. 2003888

>>2003722
I would suggest you to get therapy but I know you wouldn't trust the therapist.

No. 2003969

File: 1715789216435.jpeg (382.59 KB, 715x745, IMG_1026.jpeg)

She had been posted on here years ago for being a run of the mill pick-me ethot (she probably still is) but this is video was kinda based actually.

No. 2003998

new thread >>>/ot/2003994

No. 2004519

>>2003969
isn't that Stormigee aka Dora Soy Hora? he's trans kek



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