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No. 2311562

Autistic frog nona edition

ITT: share uneventful, mundane, or just downright ordinary thoughts or events from your life.

Previous thread: >>>/ot/2285513(wait until the old thread reaches 1200 posts)

No. 2311641

I’m clearing up my folders and some of the shit I had saved from when I was trying to be a cool girl sicken me… why the fuck was I even playing Azur Lane? What did I get out of it? I barely spoke to scrotes so I dont think it was pickmeism… I’m glad I snapped out of it but damn its just pathetic looking back

No. 2311650

>>2311641
what's so bad about azur lane? i love my battleship waifus

No. 2311657

I didn't get training at work because my boss fell into a drug habit shortly after hiring me, and now "mistakes" that she trained me to do have cost the company thousands right before Christmas while it was already in debt. She made me do a digital sale for pretty much 50% off everything and then the day after the sale ends, realized she meant to say "Wait I didn't mean everything, I meant a small component." I really don't care though, it's such a fake job. She reminds me of the boss from the mattress store in Mission Hill, but as a petite woman. I can't believe I don't really care that much, but I think the other staff are starting to hate me because I'm added weight they have to carry but that also really isn't "my fault" unless the solution is me quitting. I essentially got trained to use the machinery over the phone. It's like the plotline for a fucking bad cartoon. I just don't feel responsible and then I will quit because I'm not on the line. Everything is so odd. My boss has been experiencing newfound delusions, like being stalked by private investigators so part of my job includes sometimes leaving the shopfront to take pictures of license plates of all the "white, silver and black SUVs". Do you understand that that is pretty much every single SUV? Damn, I just do it. She says "jump" and I don't even ask "How high?" I just do the smallest jump ever. She lost her kids about a week ago and in one of her ramblings, I think I understood that she can't worm her way out of an inevitable 45 day jail stint for a DUI. I just can't glean when that's to happen. Another tidbit is that she lost her children because the house was in such awful conditions, and then when she called me once I heard her instructing my shop coworker - who was at home with her - to hold the garbage bag open while she shovels the cat poop off the floor into it. It's like the many episodes of Steve Wilkos I've watched in the past were my training for this exact scenario.
Very strange. I just spent the past 8 years being a NEET and my first foray into reality isn't what I expected. My last job was corporate and at a hospital.

No. 2311664

>>2311650
I’m a straight woman so I got no gratification from the coom aspect, so I have to wonder why I was even playing it considering the story was shit and I didnt enjoy the gameplay that much. I got a bit sad deleting my Unicorn pics though, I genuinely did like her.

No. 2311681

This morning I put on a perfume I hadn't used in a while because I loved it so much I didn't want it to run out (it got discontinued), but for reason the smell is making me dizzy and I hate it so much now. It's such a strong scent too, it hasn't even faded a little bit since I sprayed it and it clung to my clothes.

No. 2311705

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i'm sick and my throat hurts

No. 2311754

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I was thinking about how I need to play any instruments with my left hand, I may be ambidextrous somehow because I turn the instruments around and it feels natural when I do so.
I wonder if I could learn how to play the bass even though I have small (not in an uwu so smol) hands, I'm unironically still seething because I've been told all of my life that my hands are too small to play instruments.
I also kind of want to learn how to sing with screams from time to time, which is funny because I'm not exactly the biggest metal/rock fan in the world, but I think it must be quite cool when you can actually sing those cool parts with metal screams, they always sound so powerful.
And it's funny because I actually tend to use a gutural voice to make emphasis sometimes, it's nice kek, but I need to practice more so I can sing a few songs that has those shrill screams that some singers use.

No. 2311755

>>2311657
Wow, that is insane. Hope you're sending out resumes because that ship is sinking.

No. 2311766

i had a dream i accidentally leaked my address on here and the next day i woke up to tons of nonas surrounding my house and egging it

No. 2311807

My left ear feels almost numb, weird.

No. 2311815

>>2311755
It's like being in a sinking ship but knowing a small boat is waiting for me anyways, it's just so bizarre to watch. It feels like something out of a TV show. I'm kind of treating it like a summer job, just out of season. It'll be nice to just close such a huge gap on my resume though!

No. 2311826

My work is doing a Christmas gift draw. There's 3 meat smokers, a yeti cooler, an outdoor heating lamp and a gravity chair up for the draw. Watch me win a set of jumper cables or a beer sleeve or something again kek. I have the worst luck

No. 2311853

I want to make fish cakes but there are no eggs in the house. Everytime I want to make a certain dish, I find out I'm missing at least one ingredient.

No. 2311867

>>2311826
Sending meat smoker energy your way nona

No. 2311873

I've been thinking about getting my tongue split but there's literally like no one in my state that does it. I could travel, but what a big inconvenience to get a major procedure and then not even be able to go straight to the comfort of my home.

No. 2311875

>>2311754
go for it, bass is easier for small hands in my experience. careful with the screaming and other unclean vocal techniques, it can damage your vocal chords.

No. 2311887

I'm obsessed with the thread pic. I love those kinds of home decors and fun snow globes. I have a really intricate aquaman snowglobe that's almost over 20 years old and it love it.

No. 2311888

>>2311887
Same. There's no other vibe like vintage kitschy goodness

No. 2311889

my therapy session was so scary i sweated through my pants and now they’re wet kek

No. 2311896

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I think I've finally figured out my cookie menu for this Christmas
>Hot chocolate cookies
>Soft gingerbread cookies
>Dried cranberry sugar cookies (maybe with orange zest? Most cranberry cookie recipes I see have orange)
>Millionaires shortbread
I hope they all come out good! I'm really excited now that I have a clear view of what I'll be making

No. 2311900

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>>2311896
Samefag, I also want to make those powdered sugar cranberries I see trending. I think it's so cute they look like they're covered in snow.

No. 2311908

>>2311853
I thought you meant you needed fish eggs for a second.

No. 2311910

>>2311887
>>2311888
I think the farmhand is afraid of frogs or something, because she redtexted this for being made when there were 1195 posts on the old thread and that's pretty unusual for them to throw a fit over five posts.

No. 2311965

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I finished watching the entire series of Kim Possible and I have come to the conclusion that perfectly matches my opinion from childhood: Ron and Rufus are so annoying, that they're the worst part of the show. The last season is Ron and Rufus at their obnoxious, which is shit when you realize that this is the same season that ends the series with Kim and Ron romantically going to college together.

No. 2312012

I actually can't believe how many nonas have dads. Can I get one

No. 2312018

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i love finding songs that are either so new or so obscure that i'm either the first listener or the only listener.

No. 2312021

I just found a tiktok account of a tranny who dumpster dives and, not gonna lie, it brings me a little sick satisfaction to see a troon eating literally garbage food. They don't deserve anything better.

No. 2312032

worked today but got off early woohoo

No. 2312124

I love to make triggering discussions in my regional subreddit that makes men seethe and then deleting it when I get enough karma from the ladies

No. 2312176

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Here’s a picture of my lunch today. Ate alone and watched everyone else laugh with their friends. Not sure why I struggle to do normal things, but at least the food was good.

No. 2312182

>>2312176
Fatty

No. 2312184

>>2312176
That egg looks yummy

No. 2312185

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>>2312182
Nonna no need to state the obvious. To be fair I bought the tea and the ramen for dinner tonight.

No. 2312189

One time I got too high and ate an entire bunch of bananas. Idk I just couldn't help myself

No. 2312191

>>2312176
ooh a hk restaurant, yum. wish i had one near me

No. 2312192

>>2312189
I eat 4 bananas a day. Occasionally I’ll put a scoop of peanut butter on top.

No. 2312210

>>2312176
In the future, try to censor the names of the restaurants that you go to to avoid unwanted attention for your own benefit. It took me like 5 seconds to figure out the exact address of this place.

No. 2312213

>>2312176
This looks so fucking good

No. 2312229

>>2312210
You’re right nonna. To be fair I don’t live here. Just here for work.

No. 2312234

>>2312176
there's a restaurant i've been really dying to try near my place but i was always so worried about going alone. you've inspired me, nona! i hope your lunch and leftovers were good!

No. 2312238

>>2312176
omg is this in Chinatown in Chicago? I had some amazing tangerine jasmine tea there over the summer.

No. 2312248

>>2312238
Yes! You can get one dish and one drink for 10 dollars on certain days. It’s called afternoon tea.
>>2312234
Do it! I actually have no anxiety doing things alone. I just don’t like thinking about the fact that I sometimes have no choice to do it alone, if that makes sense.

No. 2312249

>>2312176
The food looks delicious!

No. 2312273

>>2312176
This looks so fucking good nonny. What is on the right plate, is it a dessert? When I eat out alone I like to chat with nonnys itt for company

No. 2312286

>>2312273
It’s toast with ovaltine hot chocolate on top and it’s filled with condensed milk mixed with cream or something. Delicious. The two drinks or iced tea with some type of flower, and the other is milk tea mixed with coffee. The ramen is beef. I couldn’t understand a fucking word my server was saying so you know it was good lol.

No. 2312287

I hate when someone owes you an apology and they come at you with “I forgive you. Let’s just move past this” NOOOOO MAAM. Go back to not talking to me I can live just fine without you.

No. 2312290

I get assumed to be a little kid sometimes on the internet because I'm so out of the loop with news, celebrities, and other shit.

No. 2312294

I wish I didn't need to eat or shower and just be a photosynthesising shedding thing. I could save so much money and time so I can do other useless shit.

No. 2312301

I got an encounter report from the GP receptionist so I can send it to the weed doctor and thought it wasn't going to be enough because I need two failed medications stated on my notes and one of my medications was given by another doctor, but I had a mental breakdown in August and my doctor wrote my entire history basically in her notes and it might be enough! I've another form to fill out if it isn't but it'll take like 28 days to process and this is like my 17th night in a row of insomnia lol. I hate my depression it makes me put off anything and everything if I would have just properly read this yesterday I could have sent it off already. I'm doing it now though. I miss sleeping. I napped through a callback for an interview today, but I didn't like the sound of the guy on the voicemail anyway so I'm ghosting lol.

No. 2312307

Sea salt caramel NOM NOM NOM

No. 2312310

>>2312307
so good but so bad for your teeth ugh

No. 2312326

Bless my dad’s heart. I wrote a nasty evil message to him because I was so mad at him for something that happened when I was young that I felt he could have prevented , and he just responded “this was so well written” kek.

No. 2312353

i am feeling very sad and uninspired lately. i hope its just my upcoming period. so much brain fog, apathy, sensitivity. i have less days where im overjoyed and not anxious or exhibiting ocd tendencies these days. i miss being happy and creative nonas

No. 2312384

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i am so excited for christmas and new year! i havent been this excited since i was a kid. I am going to
>play the legend of zelda
>paint model kits
>fish
>pull for my husbando's banner i have been waiting for all year
>swim at a lake
its going to be so fucking fun i literally cant wait

No. 2312387

>>2312384
>pull my husbandos banner
>pull
don't remind me of my greatest loss…. not during Christmas i beg…
kek but seriously i'm glad your excited for the holidays, your plans sound fun

No. 2312396

>>2312387
what happened nonny… if it helps you cope i used like 110k gems(110 pulls i think) on last's banner and i didnt get him KEK i had to get it from the pity coin system…

No. 2312400

>>2312396
KEK thank you for the kind offer but i mean pull like pretty ugly little liars, that old gossip board for nitpicking weebs. either way i hope you get your husbando on this pull.

No. 2312402

>>2312400
oh shit sorry nonny, dont worry it also hit me like a brick to see another forum die and move to discord. I miss the kenna thread like you wouldnt belive, i wonder whats shes up to now.

No. 2312406

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>>2312402
i checked the pull discord just for you. most people lost interest in her, the pull discord is mostly about kpop now. kenna came out with a new book, she's still arguing with randos on tiktok about anorexia, still body checks in every videos, just more of the same lame stuff she's always done.

No. 2312408

>>2312406
there is nothing sadder than cows becoming milkless but not because they improved their life, but rather because their antics became old and repetitive. I remember when she made the poem apology, dunno how you can ever top that. Also thanks nonny for checking that kpoop cesspit for me, who was your fav cow?

No. 2312411

>>2312408
kanadajin was my favourite. i used to read her thread first to last page almost every month or two. she was so fucking crazy.

No. 2312464

Vocaloid lost media freaks me the fuck out, specially this one. I hope they find it though, the music is so eerie.

No. 2312594

>>2312176
That looks amazing and I'm so jealous. I will be your friend if you'll let me eat with you.

No. 2312596

>>2312353
You're lacking vitamin D and B. You need more sunshine.

No. 2312600

>>2312596
Nta but this is probably me too. Time to eat more vitamin B and sit in the sun for me.

No. 2312623

>>2312301
I got accepted!! Legal weed in January is coming my way. I'm in shock lol

No. 2312724

I found a badger skull today, it's only missing one canine and a few front teeth but is otherwise intact. I'm so happy!

No. 2312728

>>2312623
Congratulations! Happy for you and hope your insomnia gets better.

No. 2312776

I rewrite my history when dating a new moid depending on if he knows anyone from my life mutually or not. For instance the last guy I dated was a rebound from another guy, but I just completely erased that part of my history cause who's going to fucking tell him, no one lol. I lie about my body count. For the past 8 years I've told every man I've only ever slept with 4 people and always make them the 5th lol. I just fucking lie a lot since men lie about wanking off to Snapchat girls or IG girls or Twitch girls or Twitter girls or Reddit girls or porn stars. I also never ask men about their body counts cause I don't actually care I ask about their sexual health though because that actually does matter.

No. 2312883

I want to cuddle a rabbit and kith it.

No. 2312918

I was just googling ‘barron trump reviewbrah’ to see if others also think that they have the same vibe kek

No. 2313305

I was super worried because I haven't witnessed my gecko cone out of his hide in 2 days, but today I saw he poopied which means he came out at some point! He may have even moved hides, I didn't check.
I'm thinking about getting a hermit crab, I think it's just so cute that they can switch shells. Plus, I can make a cute enclosure that looks like a nice tropical beach.

No. 2313309

I went to sleep at 6 am and woke up at 5pm

No. 2313311

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Wtf?

No. 2313313

>>2313311
Read the rules of the thread before you post in it. Why do newfags never read rules?

No. 2313316

>>2313311
You can't reply to anons in that thread lmfao, read the rules.

No. 2313319

>>2313311
aw nona i was the person you were responding to and i felt so bad seeing that. you aren’t supposed to reply to other peoples posts in that thread and they call it vain bitching cos people have the tendency to reply as if it’s to them when it’s not. which wasn’t what you did but that’s just what the ban reason is called. i appreciated you.

No. 2313320

>>2313313
>>2313316
My bad. I’m not even new I just forget shit at 3am while I’m half asleep kek.. the explanation just made me laugh.

No. 2313321

>>2313319
Well, why were you scared and why do you need help?

No. 2313322

If I stare at my wallpaper of my husbando long enough, it looks like he's breathing. This makes my heart go doki doki

No. 2313324

>>2312918
What the girls get up to on wednesday night

No. 2313326

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>>2313311
Out of context this is really funny

No. 2313328

>>2313322
I miss having a husbando

No. 2313330

>>2313328
What happened nona? You can always find a new one.

No. 2313340

>>2313330
Honestly I just havent found someone that clicks in a long while. I feel like I'm always window shopping now kek

No. 2313368

>>2313321
i’ve been struggling a lot with ptsd and being able to get to sleep. i was freaking out over hearing a noise on my balcony. and it scared me so badly i could feel my heart beat in my ears and hear my blood. and there was nothing there. and that freaked me out even more than i was getting that scared over nothing. i probably need to do some sort of inpatient ptsd treatment and it sucks because i don’t know how to afford that and make it happen. there’s not really a way anyone can help me besides me just figuring out how to do that so i don’t have to freak out all night instead of sleeping anymore.

No. 2313380

My 2025 resolution is to learn to accept the average lolcow user cant read and will misinterpret my post

No. 2313381

They aren't from my era but I still think this is one the most fun music videos ever

No. 2313385

>>2313368
I have ptsd too. Don't bother with inpatient anything. If you need a therapist just so you don't bother everyone in your life, then do that. Otherwise nothing really works. It's all a cash grab. What happened to us simply just shouldn't have happened. Period.

No. 2313386

The line in the beauty and the beast song that goes “barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly” always sounded sexual to me. Even as a child. Favorite Disney movie though.

No. 2313392

>>2313385
god that’s entirely how i feel. like something unacceptable happened i’m not going to just accept it lol. fuck i was hoping a crazy inpatient program would fix me though.

No. 2313405

>>2313392
Don't let me stop you from trying inpatient therapy but I have been in a hospital ward and it really was just sitting around chatting and eating. The workers are mainly worried about getting through the day and going home like any other job and the hospital wants you/your family's money for the bill. Idk what happened to you but I was held captive for a very long time and there's nothing in this world that will fix the way those memories shaped my brain. I'm honestly just waiting for death kek

No. 2313419

>>2313405
No nonna you’re right, she shouldn’t go to inpatient. I’ve been to two and the first was hell, and the second was plain silly and honestly served as a mini vacation. If you’re just in there for depression and suicidal thoughts/actions, they don’t keep you in there anywhere near long enough to change your perspective on life or to even see if your meds are working. Medicine takes weeks to work and they’ll never keep you that long unless you are literally insane. I’m the nonna who jumped in a lake and they kept me for 3 days. In what world is that long enough for meds to start working? The first time I was in there for 7 and the medicine they put me on actually fucked me up so bad that when I got home I was physically shaking and crying in my mom’s arms repeatedly saying that I was scared. I had a girl put her hands around my throat in the first ward and there was piss everywhere all the damn time. Don’t do it. Psych wards are for people who are seeing things and are a threat to themselves or others. Anyone who is just depressed or even suicidal will not benefit from it at all unless you’re willing to admit you’re still suicidal, in which case they’ll keep you. I was in there for suicidal thoughts the first time and it was so unbearable that I kept saying I was cured and they believed me kek. The only benefit a psych ward can serve is seeing people who are soooo mentally ill that you gain a new perspective on your problems and how they’re not so bad.

No. 2313421

>>2313419
Please hang out with me in evanston

No. 2313423

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Reconnected with a moid I haven’t spoken to for 2 years. He’s super cute. He’s 4 years younger than me and utterly obsessed with me. Never date a moid the same age or older, when you date a younger moid they view you as some kind of God kek. Anyway he’s gorgeous and I love him very much

No. 2313426

i know the response im going to get to this from you guys but i was out at a store today and this man maybe in his late 40s early 50s was speed walking away from someone shouting throughout the whole department store telling this other guy to stop following him because hes dealing with too much and nobody knows what the fuck hes dealing with. his voice kept cracking and he starting crying and ran off and security let him go kek. i was first scared because people were running away or gawking then i started to cry a little because i felt so bad for him. i have no clue what hes going through and maybe he has nobody and just wanted someone to listen. my boyfriend said the man needs professional help and would probably kill me or someone else if he cant control his temper in public but i cant help but feel that empathy because maybe hes at his breaking point or dealing with a mental break and male or not i just think down to the core of a human nobody should hurt or feel alone or suffer. okay nonnies let me have it i guess…

No. 2313427

>>2313405
>>2313419
i’ve been in a psych ward after a suicide attempt but i think the program i am looking at is a bit different from that which is meant to only get you stable enough to not be a danger to yourself. i was looking at doing this but it’s insanely expensive. they have a million types of therapies there and it looks really nice there. they let you do equine therapy even.

https://www.sierratucson.com/ptsd/

No. 2313435

>>2313426
he was being confronted for being a pedophile. that’s literally exactly what happens when those youtubers who catfish and trick a pedo into meeting with them confront one in public. they always do it in stores because there’s people around it they try to attack them.

No. 2313438

>>2313435
Nta WHAT

No. 2313441

>>2313427
I think a therapist should be the first step nonnie.

No. 2313442

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>>2313423
>when you date a younger moid they view you as some kind of God
so true. we will not fall for the older fugly moid psyop

No. 2313443

>>2313435
KEKKK nonnie thats not what happened i overheard the department store staff discussing the situation after he left

No. 2313445

>>2313441
i feel like i’ve gotten as far as talk therapy with my old therapist was going to get me and i just haven’t found one i could relax around since. i started to develop a rapport with a counselor at school but covid happened and i don’t go there anymore. it’s also hard to make myself go and then to focus on the trauma itself i can barely talk about it in therapy. it’s weird. i used to go to friends and stopped but i could talk to them. in therapy i just start bawling the second they show me concern it makes it too real. i never really felt like my friends really cared so maybe that was it idk. i feel like i need to be locked up and forced to talk about it and do therapies and not smoke weed all day about it.

No. 2313447

>>2313427
Equine therapy may do you good. I think it's worth it if you really love animals, being around them can be incredibly healing. That's probably the best thing you can do is get in touch with animals/nature. I used to do horseback riding and I really loved it but yeah anything involving horses is expensive as hell. It took my mind off my ptsd though

No. 2313448

>>2313435
Nonna the reviews of this place are super mixed on yelp. Some are saying it was peaceful while some are saying it was a hell hole. I really think you should go with an outpatient program. They’ll ask you to come for a few hours a day, and you are free to leave afterwards. They treat you better because the nurses and staff are not as burnt out, because everyone is mostly stable. I haven’t been to one but I’ve heard good things.
>>2313421
No Evanston sucks. Bahai temple is cool though!

No. 2313450

>>2313443
OKAY BUT YOU KNOW THE VIDEOS IM TALKING ABOUT RIGHT i read that and was like ohhhh nooooo…. now i feel bad cos i definitely would have wondered that if i saw it happen.

No. 2313452

>>2313447
i used to ride dressage for a few years as a kid but my parents couldn’t afford the lessons and my grandparents thought it was only going to be for a few times and didn’t want to help pay for it anymore. i worked at a farm for a bit and honestly just having to keep your emotions in check so you don’t spook the horse you’re working with worked wonders on my mental state plus the physical labor. i’ve never tried equine therapy but i really really want to. i have two healthy coping mechanisms and they are stardew valley and hiking. i feel like getting up one of the tough mountains on the east coast just kicks your ass so bad you get crazy endorphins besides how good for you it is to be out in nature already.

No. 2313454

>>2313448
Meet me in Bahai we can do some prayers or we can take a dip in the lake together

No. 2313458

>>2313454
im doing this with you guys instead of going inpatient

No. 2313459

>>2313452
i volunteer at a farm when i have free time which is unfortunately only a couple times a month but if you could get yourself to do that and find one i think it'd help!

No. 2313460

>>2313454
If you’re not willing to tie a cinder block to both of our ankles and hold hands before jumping , I’m not interested.

No. 2313461

Whenever I see an anon apologize for dropping an image or forgetting something in their post I say in my head or outloud: "Aw nonnie its okay!" What the fuck?

No. 2313470

The caramel recipe I'm using calls for corn syrup but I'm not gonna use it cause I saw someone else say they didn't use corn syrup and it still came out good. Please pray for me anons!!

No. 2313472

>>2313461
That's adorable anon

No. 2313473

>>2313467
Depending on how attractive he is, that would've made me wet.

No. 2313474

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>>2313470
You’re making caramel yet trying to be health conscious? Kek. But good luck anyways nonna

No. 2313477

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>>2313461
i always report them for being unintegrated newfags

No. 2313479

>>2313474
Not really, I just forgot to buy corn syrup lmao. Thanks anon!

No. 2313481

Nonnas, I’m really not a big fan of garlic. I can do garlic bread but I had when I can taste garlic in my pasta or on my chicken. My family and friends bully me about this but I’m the least picky eater out of all of them and the least picky eater on the planet. Why can’t a girl just not like a lot of garlic in her meals?

No. 2313484

>>2313477
NtA when I saw machiavellian I was like "those crazy fucks from vampire the masquerade?" but those are actually called malkavian

No. 2313488

>>2313467
A man licking his gay lips would just give me the ick and most men in offices have disgusting dry breath I'd simply die

No. 2313490

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I've learned through extraofficial means that my boss is getting demoted and I have to keep reminding myself that I totally don't know that and shouldn't blurt out anything about it

No. 2313496

Just saw a girl on TikTok sobbing because she was meant to go take her dad with cancer to see ribbon candy making because it was on his bucket list, and instead she woke up and her dad had died and now she has to go to his funeral instead. My day is ruined.

No. 2313498

>>2313460
doing this with you guys instead of inpatient
>>2313459
that’s a really good idea i think i will also try that maybe before the cinder block thing

No. 2313505

>>2313496
If it's any consolation, he most likely died in peace because he was able to spend his last night with his daughter.

No. 2313514

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If i say to a guy ''haha why do you even like me i am sooo ugly'' and he doesnt respond and chuckles instead does that mean he thinks i am ugly or are men incapable of understand what pity compliments mean? i am trying to figure out why this rich fag wants to date my ugly hunchback autistic ass, i dont have anything he cannot get from a normal, prettier woman

No. 2313516

>>2313514
Girl dont fuck up bagging the rich guy by exposing your own low self esteem, just go with the flow until he shows his true colors or actually falls in love

No. 2313518

>>2313496
I heard that dying while still needing something to do is a good way to go. I don't know where I heard that but generally that's how you know they were healthy in "spirit".

No. 2313519

>>2313514
Nonna I’m dying. This reminds me of when I told my friend, “how am I meant to make a man love me when I can’t even manage to make friends who would only have to see me once a week.” And she just chuckled. Maybe he thought you were just being self deprecating in a funny way? Maybe he thought you were fishing for compliments and it gave him the ick? I doubt you’re ugly nonna. Men are shallow and no amount of body would make them date a butterface. He wouldn’t want to be seen with you.

No. 2313523

>>2313516
i think hes already in love he keeps buying me expensive shit even thought i havent even kissed him. Its making me so fucking insecure.
>>2313519
ngl i am trying to show him red flags to see what he does and he refuses to leave me despite my toxic traits. I have been called toxic like 3 times by moids. Funnily enough its the opposite with women, they either tell me they want a daughter like me or write me heartfelt letters. I think i might definetly be giving him the ick lately, but its honestly starting to make me uncomfortable that he wastes so much money on me for no reason. Men are weird.

No. 2313524

When I get my legal weed in the good year of 2025 the music is going to hit so much better again. I'm going to blackout my apartment, light some candles and play the Donda album and have a religious experience.

No. 2313528

>>2313523
You need to figure out his background. I’m a fellow “I hate myself and anyone who likes me must have something wrong with them.” woman. The only way I can snap out of that is to confirm that he’s not a fucking weirdo. Don’t overdo it though, you eventually need to realize that there is probably something about you that you don’t even recognize that is worthy of love and admiration. Also, you might have some facial dysmorphia going on. Last night I cried my eyes at because I watched a video I filmed on my laptop that I once thought I was hideous in, and last night I realized how beautiful I looked and realized I need to just not trust my own self perception. Don’t become a self fulfilling prophecy, you deserve love and I’m sure you’re very pretty.

No. 2313531

>>2313523
Rich people live on a completely different plane to us, the expensive stuff is probably nothing to him. Or he's just splashing on a girl he likes. Enjoy it.

No. 2313532

>>2313528
thanks nonny, its just that no man ever has shown his love to me this way. They either try to forcefully kiss me, just ask me if they can kiss me or just try to be closer to me, i dont think i have ever been told i am prety by any of the scrotes who tried to date me. Not a single time has a moid shown his love to me by actually using his hard earned money on me and cooking for me wtf.

No. 2313533

>>2313532
He might just have a sugar daddy kink. I knew a guy like this and he never wanted sex. It kind of reminds me of feeders.

No. 2313534

>>2313533
God I wish I could meet a man that just wants to give me money

No. 2313536

Just spent 2 hours holding a concert in my own head. Amazing crowd

No. 2313537

>>2313533
kek i can believe this, he finds a woman into his niche autismo hobby and wants to get her more into it. I am into painting tank models and he's bought me tons of plastic models to paint plus he's trying to get me into miniatures too even thought i tell him they are too expensive for me too afford. Maybe thats the appeal? a nerdy guy who just wants a retarded nerdy woman too. Would be cute if so.

No. 2313539

>>2313534
When I was in high school a 14 year old girl I followed on tumblr would post photos of herself with a 50 year old sugar daddy that she found on a sugar daddy website. He never tried to fuck her, only kiss her, and she would get 2000 a week from him. We all told her he was a predator and she said she didn’t care because she was making bank. Her parents found out eventually and took all her electronics. Maybe figure out which website that is kek.

No. 2313542

>>2313539
I remember her, she was one of the og coquettes. I also remember Mikan Mandaring trying to get into findom KEK

No. 2313544

>>2313460
I'm literally down to die while holding hands with you, cinder blocks and all. If you know a private area where no one will call paramedics, even better.

>>2313458
Lol yes nonnie come to Chitown and join us

No. 2313546

>>2313539
Are these sugar daddy websites real I'd be down for it but then I think I'd also kms if someone saw me in public with an ugly old man. I should just probably be content with my actual dad who bought me a place to live and pays my heating bill but it would be nice to have another man give me fun money without me having to do anything

No. 2313553

>>2313542
We’re not talking about the same sugar baby. This one lived in the UK and had a union j fan page.
>>2313546
Yes, well at the time they definitely were. If the age gap is big enough people will just think you’re hanging out with your dad. The girl I’m referring to claimed they never would even leave his car. They would just get food from a drive thru and spend time together. I’m like 100% sure this man is an exception because he was a fucking predator and didn’t want to catch a charge.

No. 2313554

>>2313546
become a vtuber and hang with nerd scrotes through a screen. If my english was better i would become a vtuber and grift from moids, but sadly hispanic moids dont pay and my english is shit.

No. 2313555

>>2313553
>We’re not talking about the same sugar baby.
its really not the one larping irl lolita? i cant believe there are two underage girls who fell for that shit then, sick

No. 2313556

>>2313536
Based

No. 2313558

>>2313553
there is no statute of limitations on sex crimes when the victim is underage. tell her to go to court and get the rest of his money.

No. 2313560

>>2313537
Omg I'm jealous nonna I need a man who will buy me my plamo and listen to me sperg about it

No. 2313584

Isn’t it crazy that we could just die at any moment.

No. 2313594

>>2313584
Be thankful. Imagine living here for eternity with no escape.

No. 2313597

>>2313584
isn’t it crazy how we don’t though isn’t it crazy to be aliiive i wish it wasn’t winter cos i would natasha bedingfield in the rain right now isn’t it so crazy how we are alive

No. 2313598

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Speaking of death

No. 2313601

>>2313584
That's why you should utilize every second you get, time is very finite.

No. 2313605

>>2313601
We are all utilizing it wisely right now by farming

No. 2313616

I called my friend’s friend a faggot jokingly and now they both won’t talk to me. We’re all fags tho.

No. 2313620

I go through nights where every little thing makes me laugh my ass off, but then the next day I go to watch whatever it was and it’s not even remotely humorous. Am I okay?

No. 2313621

If everyone is not special maybe you can be what you want to be

No. 2313625

>>2311965
I started the series a few weeks ago, I'm still on season 1 and taking it slowly, 2-3 episodes a day. I don't mind Rufus, he's just some rat. But Ron….he can be funny sometimes, insufferable in others, and whenever I remember he ends up with Kim at the end, I seethe so much. He doesn't deserve her at all. Not a single hot guy in that show tbh because of the super round art style, but literally Señor Senior Junior would've been a better match than Ron. Even better, Ron comes off as gay so he and Señor Senior Junior can smooch and leave Kim alone.

No. 2313633

>>2313442
I love these stickers so much

No. 2313640

I just made 1 out of 4 cookie recipes and I'm already feeling frustrated and suicidal

No. 2313646

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>>2313616
>stoic-stacy risking two fag friendships at once by doubling down on flop joke turned based observation
kek I support you anon. I would send a quick text to let them know you'll be waiting to support them when they finally come to terms with it

No. 2313647

>>2313640
I don't get why people struggle with baking. You just have to follow the recipe. Unless it's just exhausting or something.

No. 2313657

>>2313647
Oooh look guys we have Betty Crocker over here!

No. 2313659

>>2313657
get her ass! what kind of cookies are you making please

No. 2313663

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>>2313657
>>2313659

No. 2313670

I used to be scared that everyone knew how retarded and weird I was and only spoke to me to make me feel good, but now I'm scared that everyone thinks I'm normal and has high expectations for me that I will in no way be able to fulfill. Being normal passing is exhausting because it's only a matter of time before people find out and I'm trying my hardest to prevent that, but I also kind of want people to know I don't have my shit together and to lower their expectations.

No. 2313681

I think I'm developing dementia. I keep forgetting what I'm meant to be doing. I went to the kitchen and completely forgot why.

No. 2313686

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I live in a state where weed is legal and it absolutely blows my mind when I think about it. If I went back in time and told my teenage self from 2002 that in 2024, we can just walk into an actual storefront and buy marijuana over the counter while we’re out shopping, and soccer moms and old people were regular customers, I wouldn’t have believed it. I love living in the future.

No. 2313692

How is it that I believe everyone here including myself is a dumb fuck, yet I don't respect anyone's opinion outside of farmers?

No. 2313694

>>2313692
Right there with you, nona.

No. 2313695

>>2313692
Same

No. 2313700

>>2313692
You are my specialz too nona

No. 2313703

I cannot be bothered and am slightly scared of building any type of profile online so I just have a blank pfp and nothing in my bio/display name on the internet. But then I can't view stuff I like because the accounts think I'm a hacker bot or some shit and block me…

No. 2313710

Super random but if any of you nonnas are considering getting a parrot, please don't. I work in an animal shelter and the amount of depressed parrots I've dealt with is so unbelievably depressing. Parrots live up to 80 years, meaning there is a super high chance you WILL NOT outlive them. It doesn't matter if your kids or grandkids take over, they will miss YOU. Most people don't have someone to even take over watching it so the parrot just ends up in a shelter and is in so much distress from its whole life being flipped over that they start to pull their own feathers out and become violent because of so much pent up stress and distrust. Putting any bird in a cage is plain evil anyways, but in case that alone isn't enough to deter you, what I just explained should.

No. 2313712

Thinking of writing a fanfiction about my current OTP… I can't write but I have tons of free time so maybe I'll do it. Emptying the ideas somewhere could make it more "real" to me. Since existing fanfics just don't cut it.

No. 2313714

A real hood classic

No. 2313717

What the FUCK. I bought a 100 dollar perfume 6 months ago and it smells like shit now. It smells so foul and it hasn't been that long. I have perfumes that are 5 years old and smell amazing still. What the FUCK.

No. 2313726

>>2313712
Oooh nonna I do this too. I can't write (well) but I copy sentences from books I read and just reword them. Like copying from your friend's homework kek. If training artists can copy sculptures then I can copy literature. Anything for my OTP especially since the fandom have collectively transed one of the characters in my OTP since 2016 and even harassed older fic writers into changing his pronouns RIP it's up to me now

No. 2313730

>>2313717
That sucks out loud. Which perfume?

No. 2313731

>>2313726
I usually write them and keep them to myself or end up deleting them altogether lol. My OTP thankfully hasn't been trooned out, but they're from capeshit, I only care about the specific series their from, and 99% of the fics available are multiverse bullshit with other characters and plots of movies and other shows intertwined which doesn't interest me at all. And they all end up butchering the characters' personalities and interactions anyways. I only managed to find 3 sort of satisfying fics that had similar interpretations to mine, but they either jump to action (fucking) from the get go, have a slow burn that goes nowhere, or just nothing big happens and they never get together. Accurate to canon tbh but not what I'm looking for. I want a long detailed story about their relationship from start to finish include canon and headcanons that make it happen, is that too much to ask for? And the fic writers have so much potential to build on that they just decide to ignore for some reason. But as they say, if you want something done right do it yourself.

No. 2313736

>>2313659
I'm making these >>2311896
I'm using the Broma Bakery double chocolate chip recipes for the hot cocoa cookies, and the Pinch of Yum gingerbread recipe (if anyone even cares)
>>2313663
When I'm done baking, I will post a pic of my amazing cookies just to rub it in your face.

No. 2313740

>>2313736
do you like girls cos i want you more than the luigi’s want him

No. 2313743

>>2313740
I do anon, come sit on my face.
Speaking of, so many anons have been confessing their love for me recently, weird.

No. 2313746

>>2313743
Are you the anon who was invited to shave another nonnies bush in the TMI thread?

No. 2313747

>>2313746
Nope not me

No. 2313751

One of my artist friends loves drawing everything on one layer. If she makes a mistake she says she just deals with it. She says there's some kind of "control" with one layer. I think I have a psychopath for a friend

No. 2313792

I wonder how many people on here have children. kek

No. 2313799

>>2313792
i have an ex friend with bpd who would be on here all day pretending she was doing online classes and she made her mom watch her son downstairs while she complained to me and the guy she was basically e dating besides a weekly dick appointment her parents were abusing her.

No. 2313805

>>2312182
meanie

No. 2313809

>>2313799
That sucks nonnie but for christ's sake please use some form of punctuation

No. 2313813

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>trying to find short hair inspiration on pintrest
>save a few
>happy with selection
>get suggested "dyke haircut" on board right after
pintrest has opinions about my haircut

No. 2313814

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ate a small carrot cake square and it was incredibly yummy. i might just make a full cake and decorate it all cute. i look forward to piping out the little carrots

No. 2313824

>>2313809
i put a period at the end. love you. sorry.

No. 2313860

>>2313814
Those homo little decorative icing carrots make me happy for some reason

No. 2313874

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>>2313814
i don't know why it took me a while to get around to the idea of carrots used in a cake(like the idea of a "savoury ingredient" used in dessert) even though carrot halva exists kek.

No. 2313912

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I went down the rabbit hole on the “cruising” culture of gay men only to discover there’s a website where you can see a live map of your area where gay men are meeting up looking for public sex. They even have places marked as hot spots for these kind of hookups. I’m not anti-gay but I have to admit my pearls are clutched knowing that so many of the parks in my area are having gay orgies hidden in the woods. Or that the local Walmart parking lot is somewhere dudes go for random car hookups. I live in the middle of nowhere too, not some big city. I realize I probably sound like an old woman who watches too much Fox News but it’s all out in the open for literally anyone to see. I’ll share the site if anyone else is morbidly curious, but be warned you will be bombarded by dick and bussy pics.

No. 2313925

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Got the weirdest ad while scrolling down Snapchat spotlight, picrel. I was sleepy af and they added spooky music to it which weirded me out even more. I took the quiz and they asked for a dollar at least to give me my results, I clicked off. What did Snapchat mean by showing me this? Meta is concerned about the absurd time I spend on it? Mind your own business Mark Fuckersperg.

No. 2313927

>>2313912
Men are sex pests, and they know this about each other so they drop all pretenses around other men. Gays are the same. What's the site? Reposted to edit

No. 2313930

>>2313792
probably a lot more than you think kek, i’ve seen a lot of preganons and anons who claim to have already walking talking children which is hard for me to grasp

No. 2313932

>>2313912
I live in a small town I need to know please.

No. 2313936

>>2313925
That's just marketing. Standard lead generations sequence:
1) Define the Pain Point
2) Agitate the Pain
3) Provide a Solution
4) Show how much the prospect stands to gain
5) offer a (partial) solution

Then get them to engage with the sales funnel, collect first party data for customer profiles and analytics, etc.

If you signed up I'd be willing to bet you'd receive a follow up of some sort offering further arguments/"proof" to support the value proposition, then a time-limited offer to leverage fomo, probably in a series of increasing urgency.

No. 2313937

>>2313927
>>2313932
It’s called sniffies, just Google it it will come up. If I remember correctly you dont need to put in any info to make an anonymous account. Just a word of warning- it will show your user marker close to to your current location. But please tell me how it is in your areas because I was shocked kek

No. 2313941

>>2313937
They are mainly at a big gas station, one gym, family parks, and a… porta-potty..?

No. 2313943

>>2313941
I found in my research some of them enjoy the gross aspect of hooking up in portapotties and nasty bathrooms. Also I saw by me at least 2 dudes that set up public glory holes. I wish I never saw this kek but I couldn’t stop looking once I found out about it

No. 2313944

>>2313930
Spawning-anons are probably less likely to discuss that here because they're self aware and realize it's usually annoying

No. 2313945

>>2313421
I would but I’m moving to Rockford soon for work

No. 2313948

It's almost 4 am and I can't to back to sleep. Despite taking melatonin I only got 2 hours if sleep and I need to be up at 6, so if I somehow manage to sleep that'll only be 4 hours instead of the 6 I wanted. Ugh.

No. 2313960

>>2313943
Thank you for this.

No. 2313982

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>>2313937
its been blocked in india, American gays bigoted against indian fags, sigh

No. 2313989

>>2313937
There's a diaperfag near me

No. 2313998

Kek what the hell, why is everyone I match with on dating apps working in one specific branch of engineering? My ex was an engineer in that field and now a fourth guy told me he works as one too, wtf. It's not a very common branch either.

No. 2314000

>>2313912
oh my god there is a swarm of them next to me

No. 2314003

Wanted to get my car cleaned today but it's gonna be raining all week. Guess I'll just have to put up with the dirt for a while longer.

No. 2314005

>>2313937
>moids full on giving away their house address with faces, dicks, asses and creepy sadomaso bondage pictures attached
If I'd have the energy, I'd stalk for their information and blackmail them kek. Why are they so retarded

No. 2314010

Doesn't beauty and the beast kind of send a horrible message to young girls? The story's lesson is to stick around when someone hurts you, because they're hurting too and need love, and that love will fix them. Basically, if a moid is abusing you, you should stick around because he's broken and if you don't he'll be even worse off. Or, if a moid is abusing you, you can fix him with your love and time. The only thing I like about BATB is how much belle loves her father and how authentic she is.

No. 2314014

>>2313937
I can't believe it. I live in a tiny town and I thought there would be no one but there is a singular dude, who is into acting like a puppy and wearing one of those freakish puppy masks during sex. The city where I go to college at is wall to wall gays (and one female catfish), some posting their whole faces alongside that they're into watersports etc. One guy claimed he had a 7.5in penis and it just was not that long in the picture. Several labeled themselves as "geeks" or "looking for geeks". What a journey

No. 2314015

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>>2314010
Not at all anon. Without this third rate Disney movie, BPDs would be forced to rely on Cinderella or The Little Mermaid exclusively for their introductory victimhood narrative. You should probably look up this hot take on yt though, you'll find an essay or two on the topic. I also find Belle's relationship with her dad covertly incestual and he seems like he has an intellectual disability.

No. 2314025

>>2314010
beauty and the beast was written as arrange marriage propaganda

No. 2314028

>>2314010
Their target audience was originally young girls who were married to hulking disgusting older men against their wills. Make of that what you will.

No. 2314033

>>2314005
I can only imagine how many of these men have wives and kids at home. At one of the “cruising places” by me, someone posted a warning saying the cops were patrolling and that it’s “not worth risking your job or you family”…..but you bet people were still visiting after

No. 2314047

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i clicked on some twitter take i saw on the homepage thinking it was somewhat based, only to find out it's that infamous tranny and that every nona itt has crowned him King Stupid of Trannies

No. 2314052

i love watermelon so much i wish i could eat it every day

No. 2314056

>>2313912
I've snooped with grindr before because it told you exaactly how close people are. When I was living in a built up area it was trannies, piss lovers and 'discreet married men' all round. Surrounded by it.

Checked again when I moved to a tiny ass town and didn't expect much but was wrong. The ones showing their face are nuts for that. I think their mentality is that everyone is depraved and cheating if they're on there so nobody will judge em but the worst is how common it is to see
>My wife/gf is away for a few days for.. a family funeral/family emergency so I have a free house to accomodate you!
Why do they need to tell their hook ups their partner is going through some shit?

No. 2314057

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thinking about how i was autismically into DOL for a while and then stopping playing for the sake for college and then i had a really good semester after, is degeneracy the key?? was my retarded obsession with conquering Sydney's ass during the sem break the special ingredient to a higher CGPA? i want to beli

No. 2314063

>>2314010
Pickmes love to defend this by saying that ackshually Belle was distant to the Beast when he was mean to her and only talked to him when he treated her with respect hence it's a feminist movie kek. Like no, women aren't expected to fix the man regardless

No. 2314064

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I've grown closer to this one friend, but she's back home for the holidays so obviously so some rando retard she knows is her last priority at the moment so she doesn't reply to my messages anymore and it's driving me nuts. Fuck.

No. 2314071

>>2314064
This is why I try to no longer get attached to friends. Sounds edgy and all but stuff like this is so exhausting.

No. 2314074

>>2314071
sorry nonnie, i don't reveal this retardation to people i want to keep having as friends, so i hope my friend isn't exhausted by me yet, i don't know about the people bothering you tho

No. 2314078

Should I doordash 6 krispy kreme donuts and eat all of them? I don't know.

No. 2314080

>>2314078
no wtf love yourself

No. 2314084

>>2314078
No, make it just 2

No. 2314085

>>2314078
if you live with other people, then yeah sure ig, if you don't, then don't, if you eat one donut per day, then you get to distribute your happiness across 6 days instead of diminishing it all in one.

No. 2314086

>>2314078
yes

No. 2314101

My tastebuds are changing dramatically with age. I just ate jerky and I want to barf. I also hate garlic and mushrooms now Don't these things happen oppositely? Tf is happening.

No. 2314110

>>2314101
Maybe it's covid

No. 2314117

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I'm starting to feel like this new moisturizer might not fix me as a person after all

No. 2314210

I wish my mother country had some urban legends or more folk tales. We're boring compared to neighbouring countries with millions of mythological creatures and stories.

No. 2314296

>be me, sitting on the sofa at home
>feel an itch down there
>thinking: oh no I hope I don't have a yeast infection
>my youtube recommended videos: how to make cinnamon rolls with your yeast infection
>WHY

No. 2314300

Is salt and pepper enough seasoning for broccoli and cauliflower? Im trying to get over my distaste of them so I’m roasting them today

No. 2314302

>>2314296
What's with the weird yt recommendations today? I got recommended a couple of modern song covers in Classical Latin. Like, why. Go home algorithm, you're drunk

No. 2314308

>>2314300
Put some cheese on them

No. 2314312

>>2314302
Anon you can't just say something like that and not share the videos with us.

No. 2314316

Playing Balatro and have been stuck on black deck gold stake for days

No. 2314319

>>2314312

No. 2314323

>>2314300
They are best with salt, pepper, cheese and egg.

No. 2314330

I found out that i can still premium service without paying a monthly fee if i just delete my debit card from the app. They only charge you if you link a debit card again but i can pay in cash.

No. 2314335

>>2314319
Aww, the 20 seconds of thanking everyone who worked with them complete with gratuitous exdees and less-than-threes made my morning. Thank you nonna.

No. 2314526

>>2314308
>>2314323
Ok i stuck with simple salt and pepper for now but i’ll try cheese/egg next time
I think i burnt my broccoli though? Or do the bushes usually turn dark after roasting them

No. 2314530

I finally went to the local Asian shop, the lady was so lovely and she even gifted me a sponge mini cake!
I bought gyozas and rice noodles, but there were so many things that I’ll try next time, especially the Chinese chili paste. I’m going back home for the holidays tomorrow anyways.

No. 2314560

>>2314530
The gyozas were delicious , I am almost tempted to cook more

No. 2314630

I played this song on repeat back in 2020 christ, i was cringe but i was free, sad

No. 2314638

If I was a farmhand I'd be playing detective with all regular posters to find as much about their lives as I could. I wouldn't be surprised if farmhands already do this given the nature of the site.

No. 2314646

>>2314638
We know you've been doing it all week

No. 2314662

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>>2314638
Farmhands, am I one of your favorites?

No. 2314666

>>2314638
Blushing at this… Getting playfully teased about all of my cringeposting irl while kissing.

No. 2314691

>>2314638
The farmhands are spending their time monitoring me online, the glowies are spending their time monitoring me online
This must mean I am very important and special and my life has meaning right? … right?

No. 2314694

>>2314638
If true, they are aware I'm a trainwreck.

No. 2314696

>>2314691
Yes nonnie, very special

No. 2314707

Rolling my eyes at the zoomer in the celebrity thread saying Blink 182 isn't even that big kek. I mean I'm happy for more traffic here but so many are retards it makes it worse. It's like the caramelldansen anon.

No. 2314742

I saw that McDonald's has Shadow the hedgehog happy meals. I instantly thought of that anon who has him as her husbando.

No. 2314755

>>2314742
I like that personalityfagging is frowned upon, but collectively everybody has decided that shadow-chan gets a pass. At least that's my headcanon and I'm sticking with it

No. 2314761

>>2314707
KEK that’s so embarrassing. The zoomer users have been nothing but a plague tbh. I’m so tired of them

No. 2314765

>>2314755
I have a soft spot for unintentional personalityfags who are only notorious by virtue of having an outlandish husbando.

No. 2314784

>>2314766
i honestly bet you aren’t even younger than her

No. 2314879

Got my car up the icy hill my house sits on after 3 days of trying!!!! I need a 4wd if I'm gonna keep living here, no amount of spiked tires and chains are a match for this bitch of a season apparently.

No. 2314976

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>>2313663
>>2313647
Bitches didn't believe in me I haven't finished making the other two cookie flavors yet

No. 2314981

>>2314976
except I DID believe in you. If anything I said why wouldn't you be able to do it, it's a recipe. They look good nonna.

No. 2314982

Feeling good about myself because I baked some snacks today and people really seemed to enjoy them
This evening my daughter had her 'christmas dinner' at school. Each kid brings a dish, as do the parents who have drinks and snacks in the auditorium while the kids have their dinner in the classroom. I made some sausage rolls, filled with mince that I seasoned with a Indonesia inspired spice mix. I was quite proud of how they turned out but unsure whether people would like them, so seeing people come back for seconds was a great feeling

No. 2314983

I just pictured a lc meetup and burst out laughing.

No. 2314990

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Wada Mizna is closing her DIY website tomorrow but my wayback machine account isn't working to archive pages. I hate when artists do this but at least she gave a month of warning and some stuff is already saved as far as I can see

No. 2314992

>>2314983
How would it look?

No. 2315004

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>>2314992
Well for one I died laughing at just the thought of it. A bunch of shit talking, infighting, tmi farmers agreeing to meet somewhere. Most of us claim we're pretty, so I'm laughing at the idea of us all being fuggos. Would be cute but silmultaneously hilarious if we all gathered for afternoon tea.

No. 2315006

>>2314992
Everyone would bury their head in their phone

No. 2315007

>>2314981
Tbh I just needed something to go with the post. Thank you anon ♥

No. 2315010

>>2314992
It would smell bad probably.

No. 2315016

It takes a lot for me to audibly laugh and I'm laughing my ass off reading the lolcow's own caps thread.

No. 2315017

>>2315016
I rarely laugh in that thread tbh

No. 2315020

>>2315004
I want to see the anachans and fat anons duke it out in real life tbh

No. 2315024

>>2315020
As they both leap out of their chairs to fight the anachan faints and the fatty is already out of breath

No. 2315029

>>2315024
KEEKK

No. 2315043

>>2315004
I feel like the only ones who would show up are the ones who plan to dox the rest, so they'll all end up posting each other on here and it'd be a huge milky mess.

No. 2315048

Always resisted buying vinyl records because growing up the other young people who were into them were waaayyy to into them, and sounded pretentious. But I just got a turntable and by dumb luck came into possessing large box of free records, and it's awesome. Wouldn't say it "sounds better" than cds or streaming, but I think I can hear more parts (i.e. you can hear piano and organ in some rock songs that aren't as easey to hear in other media). Also a lot of album art is cool to look at. Some of them have posters folded into them. Sorry hipsters for doubting you, it's actually kinda sweet.

No. 2315052

>>2315048
Well it actually would sound better because when music is digitised it does lose sound because computers can't draw perfect curves and music is sound waves so the record player is capable of actually playing the music as intended

No. 2315053

>>2315052
Nta, do CD players play as good as record players?

No. 2315055

>>2315053
No because cds are digital. The record player is analogue and the needle follows the actual sound waves etched into the record. Sound is vibration

No. 2315056

>>2315055
Tapes also are analog. It's also why tv and film shot on actual physical film looks better than shit shot digitally. If you ever wondered why the earlier seasons of friends looks better than the "empty" looking sets of the later seasons it's because they switched from film to digital

No. 2315074

I just saw that my thermometer gun thing has a warning on the side saying that radiation is emitted from it and to not stare at the beam, meanwhile I think I literally pointed it at my eye when I first got it

No. 2315095

>>2315074
eyeball cancer inc, rip Nonnie

No. 2315097

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>>2315055
>>2315053
>>2315048
>>2315052
If something is recorded digitally with majority-digital equipment, it will objectively sound better if heard on CD with a good sound system or headphones with a tube amp. If something is recorded with analog equipment (the vast majority of music predating the 90s), it will sound better if heard either on good speakers with a good turntable, needle, and audio interface, or ripped in FLAC. Today, the vast majority of music (and literally all popular music) is recorded digitally, so you are much better off listening to contemporary music either through streaming, downloading FLAC, or listening to CDs.

Unless you're listening to predominantly older, rarer music, collecting records specifically for the sound is not only not worth it, but the inferior choice. People who fetishize "vinyl" are one of two options: people obsessed with older music, or reddit hipsters who buy horrible quality wax from Barnes & Noble sales so they can feel cooler for listening to Tyler the Creator with slightly more effort put into it.

With that said, records are still fun and don't let anything I've said deter you from them. I think, regardless of quality, listening to records as opposed to streaming inherently makes the act of listening more intentive, with less distractions, at least for most people. You focus more on the music itself instead of passively consuming it like ambient sound as part of the background of whatever environment you're in.
sorry for the autismo ramble, hopefully something is of worth here to someone

No. 2315105

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I love mint waxed floss holy shit

No. 2315107

>>2315105
Wtf u can post webp images now?

No. 2315116

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>>2313937
>check it out bc morbid curiosity
>there's an active orgy in my neighborhood

No. 2315128

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I thought I was terminally online but damn the fandom discourse thread makes me feel like I'm the normal one for once

No. 2315129

>>2315116
Well? Are you going or not? You don't wanna miss out, do you?
>>2315128
Just being here qualifies you as terminally online, sorry you can't beat the allegations.

No. 2315132

I have such insane face debuffs. I got senpuku eyes and strong nasolabial folds. Makes me laugh because i look like droopy if he was on antipsychotic meds.

No. 2315140

>>2315128
Nona I'm right there with you, I'll read the thread's latest comments and I'm just like wtf are they on about.

No. 2315159

>>2313937
I'm not completely shocked at just how many users popped up in my city (well over 100) but I had a hearty laugh at one of the three public hook up spots on the map being a homeless encampment. Is there really nowhere else for them to do this shit? Not even behind the gas station kek? Disgusting

No. 2315161

>>2315128
i'm still bitter that that thread and all the other retarded infight threads are allowed but dumbass shit got shut down. those threads damage the board culture way more than the dumbass shit thread ever did, the posters spam fujo/antifujo/yuri infight bait in unrelated threads because a massive containment thread just isn't enough i guess.

No. 2315168

>>2315161
Stopped using the site for a couple years for a few different reasons–what led to the dumbass shit threads getting banned? Those were so fucking comfy. No wonder /ot/ felt different.

No. 2315170

>>2315168
I wasn't very active at the time so my memory's shaky but it was due to it attracting newfags/twitter users iirc, which doesn't make sense because all the discourse threads attract so many more twitterfags than the dumbass shit threads ever did

No. 2315193

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I really want this jacket but I already bought myself a Christmas present and I can't afford to spend money on fun things right now

No. 2315196

>>2315097
Nah digital music is shite

No. 2315206

I have to poo

No. 2315209

>>2315170
That's pretty weird considering the entirety of snow has always been the main draw for newfags from reddit and twitter, but I guess the cow-centric boards are pretty insular and separated from ot and g. Just don't know how the dumbass shit threads in particular would have any role in drawing in newfags lmao.

No. 2315212

>>2315196
For music recorded with majority-analog equipment, yes it does. If it was recorded digitally, it sounds better listened to through digital means, as you're getting the most accurate sound without any added (and completely uneccesary) interference. If that interference is your preference, that's different though.

No. 2315213

>>2315209
There were users that just camped in the thread all day, treated it like a chatroom and generally shit up the entire of /ot/ and wouldn't integrate with the rest of the site. It's been like years and you still get the same dumbass fags talking about bringing it back even though it's just on autosage to stop the attention seeking behaviour no one else wanted. The users sounded underage. The content wasn't funny it was like the equivalent of posting a sponge bob meme over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

No. 2315214

>>2315212
Nah digital music is shite and lowered the bar on quality and standards that pop music is fucking terrible these days

No. 2315218

>>2315214
Also a sound wave will always be a wave. Digital can't ever replicate a complete sound wave because of its limitations of being binary and not able to formulate a true wave. Every noise is made by vibrations and a wave. It's harmonics. Digital will never sound as good as actual music

No. 2315246

Tried a new recipe for dinner and it went okay. Definitely a do-again. Gonna get my required honk shoe mimimis in now; peace out and sleep tight my nonnas.

No. 2315248

>>2315214
>>2315218
I agree for the most part, but for the average person listening to pop music made in the past two decades, it's just not worth getting a turntable setup with a new diamond needle and the right cartridge with an audio interface and new speakers just to listen to Lana Del Rey or whatever. It wasn't meant to be listened to on vinyl, It was recorded digitally and is already compressed to hell and back and will sound even worse pressed into wax.

No. 2315252

>>2315248
You don't need a diamond needle i have a record player that was like £50 and get a new steepletone needle like once a year if even, you can also sellotape a penny on to it if its a bit worn so it digs in heavier it's literally physics. Artists in the past 2 decades still use real instruments to make music and the ones that don't aren't worth the listen

No. 2315255

>>2315252
I obviously still stream music and don't have a pocket record player i can carry around but literally vinyl does sound better even charli xcx sounds better on vinyl however I won't be purchasing brat because that record sucks in general

No. 2315265

>>2315055
>>2315097
Thank you for your answers! I really appreciate it. I do rip my CDs as FLAC, and I personally can hear the difference between MP3s and FLACs of songs, glad I'm to know I'm not being delusional.

No. 2315285

I had an energy drink with caffine for the first time today, and holy shit, I've never felt worse in my entire life. I couldn't stop shaking, there was a deep throbbing in my leg, and it felt like my brain was one of those tiktok brainrot compilations with subway surfers and soap cutting playing. It finally wore off, i am never drinking that again. At least I know I might not get addicted to drugs, since something as small as caffine beat the shit out of me.

No. 2315300

Don’t get me wrong I’m still ugly as fuck, but my face looks so much better now at 26 than it did when I was 16, 18, 20, 22. At late age 24 my facial baby fat melted off and my face went from looking like a doughy, lumpy potato (despite being normal weight) to now, just a regular potato. I laughed because today I realized my iPhone created two entirely separate automatic albums and categorized under-24-me as a completely different person than over-24-me. Meanwhile, by younger brother hit the wall at 16, weirdly.

No. 2315311

finally defeated a ds2 boss thats been giving me trouble and im pretty sure the fight wouldve been easier had i sucked it up and grinded out the souls to lvl up my character more. i thugged it out and did a no hit run like a champ

No. 2315332

>>2315265
There's definitely a difference, especially with older music. Mp3s sound the way YouTube videos look. In both cases, older things are more grainy and get ruined by compression.

No. 2315350

I’m hyperventilating and panicking on the toilet right now because my asshole burns so much. This is what I get for eating Nashville hot chicken when I was supposed to be dieting. God if you’re out there

No. 2315358

>>2315116
Holy shit there was one the town over from me tonight too kek

No. 2315362

>>2314117
Might I suggest an expensive perfume instead?

No. 2315363

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>>2315350

No. 2315442

I tried the viral Dubai chocolate just a moment ago and it's literally nothing special. I feel deceived now

No. 2315488

i made some toast with strawberry jam and i wondered if i could use it in my iced green tea as a sort of syrup alternative so i put some in and its so good

No. 2315540

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>>2315252
This is going to destroy your records. What record player do you have? Please tell me it isn't a Crosley. You don't have to use garbage just because it's cheap, I got an extremely high quality Sony turntable from the 80s for free from Craigslist. You shouldn't have to be weighing your cartridge and needle down with a penny to make the needle "dig in heavier." Your turntable should be of decent enough quality to have a weighted arm that can be adjusted as needed. Without this, and forcing it down with weighted objects, you are digging the needle in far deeper than it should be and scratching your records and destroying them with every spin.
>Artists in the past 2 decades still use real instruments
Yes, but they're recorded digitally.

>>2315255
>even charli xcx sounds better on vinyl
If your definition of better is "warmer sound with a lot of interference that suits my preference," sure. But to most people, better means more accurate to as it was actually recorded and meant to be heard, and in that case, digital to vinyl then most likely back to digital with whatever setup you have would be absolutely inferior. Our disagreement seems to be rooted in your not understanding the actual differences between analog and digital and the actual physical mechanical differences involved.

Compare a spectrogram of a clean FLAC file of audio recorded entirely digitally to a spectrogram of a vinyl rip of the same album. They are vastly different, with the vinyl rip showing massive amounts of "noise," and far less fine detail in the sounds themselves, muddying everything. That's not inherently a bad thing, but what you're enjoying more about the vinyl is the "fuzz," which is not intended by the musician or producer or engineers but can be a pleasant side effect if that's your taste.

Analog and digital listening both have their place. Saying one ALWAYS sounds better than the other is just ignoring actual differences in recording, production, monitoring, compression, and more. The fact that you have a penny taped to your turntable like a 2013 Urban Outfitters hipster who got a Crosley for Christmas only proves this. I pray for your records.

No. 2315548

>>2315442
Dubai is a tourist trap built with slave labor and they have to use literal cloud seeding to make it rain since the area was never meant to host millions of people coming and going for leisurely shopping. A completely heartless, soulless place on this planet. The chocolate they use is extremely low quality milk chocolate that you can find the equivalent to in any grocery store, and the filling is just dough, tahini, and pistachio. You could actually easily make it yourself at home and it'd be even better.

I'm biased because I love chocolate and have tried a lot of single-origin dark chocolate though and I just can't stand the existence of Dubai in general.

No. 2315702

Spending my free morning being lazy but submitting to class action lawsuits and clipping coupons and signing up for freebies. Can this technically count as work? Its fun!

No. 2315717

>>2315442
Similar, I bought a small jar of pistachio spread for £5 and I'm so disappointed that it just tasted like white chocolate
Pistachio products are almost always a scam, like saffron

No. 2315828

i have a code for a $5 sonic movie ticket how do i give this to the nonnie with a shadow the hedgehog husbando? should i just post it here if any nonnie wants it

No. 2315847

sitting across this couple at a pizza place and the guy has such an ugly ratty facial hair + overgrown bangs + weird glasses combo it offends my eyes. he's acting all "soft" towards this girl too, leaning on her, bumping his head against her shoulder, looking into her eyes. ew ew ew when will my pizza be done so i can leave

No. 2315900

>>2315847
hope your pizza is good nonnie, idk why but waiting for pizza specifically always makes me feel vulnerable kek. unrelated but im chilling with my hair in a towel and i like how the breeze from my box fan in the winter feels when im just out of the shower. its a good day even if its boring

No. 2315971

Dad was Christmas shopping for "a nice ornament" for his girlfriend's house and picked up one of those gua sha rocks and asked me if it was pretty enough kek

No. 2315993

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Today is 15 years without Brittany Murphy. I remember that I was at home, I was 12, and my mom and dad were out Christmas shopping. So of course I had the E! channel on when the news of her death broke. My mom heard it on the radio and called me immediately, we both loved her. RIP Brittany. Weird memory but yeah.. Making gingerbread cookies today, gonna read, and hopefully watch an old Christmas special. Hope all you nonas have a good day

No. 2316026

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I have One Short Day from Wicked stuck in my head. Ooooohhhh, wizn't he wonderful? The wonderful wizard!

No. 2316048

>>2315993
She was so beautiful. Enjoy your day nona

No. 2316067

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Thoughts on this? Was he a predator who groomed her as his victim? Or are they a sweet teenage couple that are soulmates or some shit like that?

No. 2316068

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Every time someone in the celebricows thread refers to ethan slater as spongebob it makes me think of Evan Peters character in the movie Sleepover because that was his nickname. Such a good and classic movie, I think I will watch it tonight

No. 2316072

>>2316067
Wtf am I looking at why does he look like slommy this is wrong on so many levels

No. 2316088

>>2316067
whichever one of them posted this is the person trying to show off how big she's gotten. if it wasnt their fetish they would have posted a more recent shot from the shoulders up to protect the girls feelings

No. 2316089

Accidentally scared my lizard and he ran away so fucking fast kek. I don't think I've ever seen a reptile move that fast. I feel bad for spooking him, but I'm trying not to let myself linger on it since he's at an age where it's normal for them to be skittish. I'm sure he's already gone back to sleep by now.

No. 2316091

I'm very excited for the new superman movie!!

No. 2316103

>>2316091
Same!! I thought the trailer was really cool

No. 2316109

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>>2315993
Such a horrific, tragic loss. Love her so much.

No. 2316112

>>2316068
Oh my god nonnie when I was a kid I watched this movie so many times and fantasized about the day I would finally be in high school and able to have as much crazy fun as they did. Little did I know I'd be spending all my teen years with freaky autistic people into philosophy and fringe political theory kek sometimes I mourn what could have been even if I wouldn't change anything.

No. 2316191

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I'm really into what I see people calling "maximalist nails" I love the cluttered look. I've realized recently that nails are my jewelry, I don't wear necklaces or earrings but I love eye-catching nails.

No. 2316230

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I am pulling for my husbando in 30 mins nonnies. Wish me luck, i called my bestie for emotional support.

No. 2316232

>>2316191
I would literally kill for these nails fuck I love them

No. 2316236

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>hate make up
>hate doing my hair
>hate nail polish
>hate perfume
>the only beauty thing i like is earrings
>turns out i am allergic
god is so cruel wtf, i went to pierce my ears last week for christmas and i had to take out my earrings today because they were getting infected.

No. 2316237

>>2316236
Were your earrings gold/silver or some other type of metal?

No. 2316239

>>2316237
Silver, which makes me sadder because i spent my savings on them.

No. 2316243

>>2316236
maybe surgical steel would be less harmful?

No. 2316245

>>2316239
You should try other metals, because I am able to wear only gold jewelry and nothing else. See if something else works before you give up.

No. 2316247

>>2316245
thanks, i will try.

No. 2316250

I've been on fluoxetine for 3(?) months and although I'm on a pretty low dosage at 40mg, I'm scared as fuck for when I eventually have a brain zap

No. 2316265

>>2316250
The chances you'll experience brain zaps are very low. People usually only really get brain zaps in a sudden withdrawal period from psychiatric drugs, not when introducing them slowly at a low dose. I was on and off many psych meds as a kid and the only time I ever had brain zaps was when I quit a high dose of something completely cold turkey, but even then, they're really not painful. Just weird. Feels like a magnet is in your head and someone is putting another magnet near your head and moving it around, kind of. Or if you can rumble your inner ear, it's somewhat like that but more physical, disorienting, and involuntary. Nothing to fear, just make sure to pay attention and listen to your body as you adjust to the medication and please tell your doctor the second you start feeling worse than usual or if it doesn't seem to be helping anything (don't get tricked by the whole "maybe it's working and i don't realize it yet, maybe it'll work soon" thing).

No. 2316276

>>2316230
This is gonna be me next week. I hope you got him nonnie

No. 2316300

>>2316230
How did it go?

No. 2316330

>>2316250
Brain zaps are the least of your worries, its the random moments of emptiness you get in your chest that I experienced when I was on fluoxetine. not to dissuade you from using it though, it just didnt work out for me and if it happens its likely easy to work around with proper coping mechanisms.

No. 2316341

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>>2316276
>>2316300
I got him on the first try nonnies! i literally cried. I am so, so happy. I saved 103k gems just for him and he blessed me with the free tickets pull!!! now i can use all the other gems to pull on his birthday banner!!!! good luck on you too nonnies

No. 2316349

>>2316230
Kek my farmer friend sent me your post earlier saying "this is gonna be us soon" (her husbando's birthday event is coming uppp)

>>2316341
Omg just noticed this, congrats!!

No. 2316356

Had instant coffee yesterday (different one from what I used to having daily) and my piss still smells like coffee this morning. What kind of radioactive substance did they mix in

No. 2316361

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Randomly watching the IGN review for that shit game The Day Before and this made me remember that other shit game ValiDate. Kek

No. 2316379

I'm fighting with my ex because I've got insomnia and he's taking the bait lol

No. 2316404

I'm not an AKA, but I've been practicing their strolls in my room today because I think they're so cute kek

No. 2316443

I really want to download a ROM but it doesnt let me log into the page, it says my code is invalid wtf

No. 2316452

this older asian man gave me $100 at the casino today. he kept cheering me on when i was winning and told me my little fish bets will get me eaten alive by the sharks. i witnessed him win $1000 three separate times. he was so kind and i dont ever want to spend the cash he gave me, i took it home and will stash it somewhere. its my lucky $100.

No. 2316455

>>2316452
i bet if you wish him well every time you see it, it’ll work and be a charm for both of you.

No. 2316481

That meme that you look like your childhood plush toy is correct. I definitely look like this rabbit plushie I had as a child, something about the eyes. My friend sent me this strange found blob creature and it absolutely looks like her with the soft cheeks and bright round eyes. There's also the idea that you look like your pet, or pets look like their owners, which I have yet to personally explore.

No. 2316486

I miss my old lego collection I had so much

No. 2316493

>>2316481
This must be why I have the fat face and tiny features of a Carebear

No. 2316494

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>>2316481
Oh so I look like this motherfucker?

No. 2316496

>>2316481
What if I've never owned plushs, toys, or pets…what do I look like? Actually scratch that, I raised 2 cats but only have pics of one but I raised her in my adult age. Does this still apply?

No. 2316497

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I do a lot of crafty things but have never made friendship bracelets before. My current project has me making one and it’s very relaxing.

No. 2316502

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>>2316481
I'm not sure about the toy lol. But I 100% look like my pet cat. We both have a small head and one eye bigger than the other

No. 2316512

My roommate gave me a brand new video game as an early christmas gift since he's going to his hometown during the holidays, and I'm stumped. We haven't talked about christmas gifts so I was a bit shocked. I know him well enough to know he doesn't expect anything back (when I tried to ask him what he wants for birthday earlier he just shook his head saying "don't worry about it") but I'm still gonna see if I can find anything he enjoys. Probably just gonna pick up some magic boosters and some homemade candy

No. 2316514

>>2316494
Yes
>>2316493
Cute.
>>2316496
Apparently all owners look like their pets, somewhat

No. 2316578

I thought my roommate being on vacation would be fun but so far I've just really wanted to be alone, especially since I'm the only one ever cooking. At least I don't have to clean as much.

No. 2316582

Man, the scalping on depop for anything even slightly jfashion related is insane. They're really out here selling cheap Taobao clothes framed as Japanese for 5 times the original price while tagging it with Liz Lisa.

No. 2316583

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>turns drawings made by children into plushies IRL
but WAS this made by a child? was it really, though?

No. 2316586

>>2316583
I've seen kids my sisters age (10) Draw similar things

No. 2316598

>>2316583
I love that they did the shade of blue differently

No. 2316621

I find it funny when men think they have a comeback with "liberal bad your argument is wrong because you probably have dyed hair and a septum piercing" like idc if those are seen as some bad woke gendie thing, I want dyed hair. Too bad I'd have to destroy it with bleaching beforehand…

No. 2316631

I'm so glad my brother has the same sense of humor as me, he finally watched a stupid video I've been obsessing over for the past year and now he can't stop quoting it with me, and it's the kind of dumb internet shit I can't share with anybody else around me.

No. 2316679

I had a butter cookie today with chocolate chips and pecan walnuts and even a tiny piece of white chocolate shaped and colored like a gingerbread cookie above it. It was too good

No. 2316680

>>2316679
envious

No. 2316684

I just spent 3+ hours working on my very first video edit. It's probably not good, but I had so much fun, it's such a great creative outlet. But now my eyes and neck hurt kek

No. 2316690

After having a productive week I'm having a cosy weekend in with my hobbies before I travel down to my mum and brothers for Christmas. My period finally came. I got my medications sorted for the new year and hopefully will hear back about various jobs I applied for too. It's stormy and I have all my laundry and dishes done and settling into a cosy little gaming session. I'm also looking forward to Christmas and enjoying music and board games with the two people who get me the most.

No. 2316712

I hate that I feel like spending a lot of money on my (4-9 yr old) nieces and nephews for christmas will make them happy. They're so spoiled and bratty. I've made them homemade gifts each year, and they always get destroyed. So this year I decided to buy stuff, but shit is so expensive and I'm poor, and not about to blow my meager "savings" on their ungrateful asses. But still, I feel a bit obligated to get them nice gifts. I hate this part of christmas. I wish they were nicer kids, or I had more money. Really all I wish Christmas was, was a nice time with my parents.

No. 2316713

>>2316684
What program do you use nonnie? I want to try video editing too but I don't know how to start, maybe I should search for an introdution on yt.
>>2316690
I aspire to be you somday anon, you seem to have your life under control and find pleasure in the little things.
>>2316712
If they're spoiled and bratty they won't appreciate expensive nice gifts anon, don't spend the money on them. Maybe buy them a small box of good quality sweets or chocolates? You can't go wrong with milk chocolate.

No. 2316718

>>2316713
I had no idea where to start so I got the trial version of Final Cut Pro. I liked it, it was easy to work with, though of course I had to google some stuff. I'd recommend it

No. 2316778

I just saw that one of my medical records has obesity on it. Wooooooowwwwwww.

No. 2316800

I wish I could drive but I always freak out when I'm behind the wheel trying to learn

No. 2316840

I'm at an ice skating rink for the first time an I'm not having fun at all, I can't figure out at all how to skate and the unatural movements have made my backache worse, also all my friends know how to do it decently so I'm just stuck at the barrier trying not to cry, I just want to go home lol.

No. 2316853

>>2316840
I'm sorry anon. I feel your pain.

No. 2316854

>>2316840
go get the crates. you’re probably not leaning forward enough. start by like shuffling your feet and then when you get more confident you have to start pushing off with each step. just use the crates until you get a feel for ten minutes and then once you get past the nerves without them you’ll do fine.

No. 2316864

>>2316853
I feel so retarded, I just argued with my friends because I don't want to move and I said I was a useless load, they were fake complimenting me to try to hype me up and there's nothing I hate more than that.
>>2316854
I don't think there are crates (unless I'm too ESL to understand what that means), anytime I think I've figured it out I manage to fuck it up.

No. 2316866

>>2316864
Just try to control your breath and ground yourself. It's horrible to be bad at something at a social event.

No. 2316872

>>2316713
Ty nona, I did decide to go with getting them sweets!

No. 2316877

>>2316800
Nonna I’m learning with my mom right now kek. I have just started. This shit is hard as fuck. She’s telling me to switch gears in the middle as if I am capable of doing two things at once kek.
But I managed to start the car and go around while using the first gear at least and I stopped the car.
Don’t be discouraged, we’ll learn. There are dumbasses who are driving, I don’t see why we can’t.

No. 2316883

>>2316866
It's making me feel even more ugly and stupid than I usually feel like, my friend wanted to drag me to some stand where they put sparkles on your face but I felt like I didn't deserve it lol.

No. 2316915

>>2316877
Haah that's actually awesome nonna, I hope you get the hold of it and that it goes well for you. I was doing the same thing with my nan's car last month under her supervision and the amount of multitasking is fucking wicked, hands sweaty as all hell. Guess it's all down to time and confidence as well. We'll learn yeah! Best of luck!!

No. 2316949

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Why does Twitter keep showing me ads with these sporty twinks in it? I kept getting annoyed but then decided to click on the vid to see what it was even about, but then a blank popout comes up. I get rid of it, then the whole fucking vid closes. Stop teasing me with these twinks, Elon you cuck.
>inb4 dont say twink!
What's the acceptable woke, straight equivalent, then? Young boul? No way

No. 2316955

Sad today, but crocheted 2 gifts.

No. 2316962

>>2316949
Anon I don't think anyone here will be offended at you saying twink.

No. 2316986

>>2316949
It's always some random football player I've never heard of. Why am I being shown ads of a 5'6 Romanian man with a little waist and pouty lips kicking a soccer ball?

No. 2316990

>>2316949
I keep getting adverts about fwb and women pretending to have sex with a camera I think it's cause I made elon Musk my profile photo but I just don't want doxxed lol

No. 2316992

>>2316990
>>2316986
Oh now of coooourse when I'm searching for the ad to see if it's really a slutty Romanian it's showing me different shit. I hate this stupid spyware

No. 2317005

>>2316949
strapping young man and cutie patootie

No. 2317007

>>2317005
Those are too kind and not objectifying enough

No. 2317010

>>2316949
I wish I got ads with hot twinks in them, all I get is crypto shit.

No. 2317027

I like scrolling by the fandom discourse thread bc they argue about everything, so it looks like the indignant horse in threadpic always has something to say

No. 2317059

>>2317027
I can't imagine being an adult woman and still caring about this shit and seething over what teenaged zoomers are saying on twitter. I guess some women here never outgrew their tumblr phases

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The twink came back

No. 2317116

>>2317112
Is that the viral hockey guy or is this someone else

No. 2317146

>>2317112
Would

No. 2317155

Going to try to finish doing my nails on my non-dominant hand. If I haven't finished in an hour, you guys have permission to beat me up.


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