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No. 2368018

actual mundane events edition

ITT: share uneventful, mundane, or just downright ordinary events from your everyday life.

Previous thread: >>>/ot/2348141

No. 2368020

File: 1737966828419.jpg (87.03 KB, 736x981, bearded dragon.jpg)

I wanted to continue to spread the repitilian agenda, but I couldn't find any pics that felt like they fit the thread. Sorry! The artist for the threadpic is Kate Vasilenko if anyone is wondering.

No. 2368027

I love thread pic so much

No. 2368052

Taking a walk and dancing in my new heels to get used to them. I never wore heels before and these aren't particularly long or high but it's still a new thing. I picked the worst socks possible to wear for it though, with a bunch of lining lines that rub against my feet and are very uncomfy, but I was too lazy to pick another pair. Lesson learned, I guess.

No. 2368070

I only slept like 4 hours so I’m up way too early. My kitty girl is so happy though, right after I turned on my light she woke up in her kitty tree and chirped at me and then ran to my bed and started pawing/making biscuits and giving me a sweet look. So she’s been sitting on my lap and purring for a half hour now. She’s such a perfect angel, even though she fights with parents cats and tries to start shit with my dog kek. I love my little shit stirrer. She’s softer than a bunny.

No. 2368071

I remember that time i had two male pickmes fighting for my attention in hs. One started wearing fake glasses after i told him i was only into nerdy guys with glasses and another one had to go to the hospital because he started doing some dumb /fit/ femboy excercise guide after i sent it to him and told him i liked guys with that physique. I never picked any of them because they were both uggo but it was really funny as an experience, moids are so fucking retarded.

No. 2368095


No. 2368097

>>2368070
I stopped cuddling her for like 10 minutes and she promptly went to my door solely to hiss and snarl at my parents cats who were just walking by. Then that woke my dog up and she started yippin so I had to take her out kek. I love my pets but I miss having my own place, this never happened when cat and dog weren’t forced to live in the same room. Don’t worry nonnas my cat gets to spend time out of my room, there’s a screened patio she hangs out in often, and when my parents cats are on the patio she gets to run around the house. And obviously my dog goes for walks and gets to spend time in the yard and sometimes gets taken on trips to parks and stuff

No. 2368100

I have my period and it always gives me the shits, at this point I'm just used to having diarrhea almost daily.
I have to get ready to go to work.(wrong thread)

No. 2368103

Are NEETs the modern day equivalent of hippies.

No. 2368108

>>2368071
Stacey shit

No. 2368110

im craving pickles

No. 2368111

>>2368071
Actual Stacey right here

No. 2368121

>>2368100
I shit my pants on the first day of my period last week while I was napping. Really made me glad to be a pad-wearer that day.

No. 2368122

>>2368103
Only if they smoke weed all day

No. 2368123

I posted about how I was considering getting RDR2 a couple of threads back and I finally got it last week. I haven't been able to put it down since kek it really is an amazing game and I'm in awe at the graphics. I'm taking my sweet ass time playing it though, I'm really enjoying it. Unfortunately since it's quite an old game I've already gotten a ton of spoilers.

No. 2368124

The lifelong artist struggle of choosing between drawing hot husbandos or drawing actual meaningful art.

No. 2368125

>>2368124
Are you saying that hot husbando art isn't meaningful art?
>>2368103
Hippies were very social and would go to festivals, modern neets just stay inside on their phones and computers

No. 2368128

>>2368124
draw your husbandos in a meaningful, artsy way

No. 2368140

I keep thinking of how much money I'd save if I didn't need to eat or drink and just photosynthesised.

No. 2368150

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cant sleep so im up laying in bed thinking of ways to make my game project as transphobic as possible

No. 2368154

>>2368150
From the top of my head
>mediocre, average normie looking female characters
>handsome hot nice male characters
>all character are adults in their 30s (since troons are pedos and obsessed with youth)
>some fujobait or/and yumebait characters/routes
>no familial bonds such as sisters, brothers, sister and brother etc. so no incest shipping
>maybe a main straight shoujo-esque romance route
>any monsters/non-human creatures are ugly and as inhuman and object-looking as possible, possibly genderless without intelligence of any sort or something. (To avoid cooming to them, though the genderless thing could attract NB headcanon bullshit)
>full-fledged character and story lines so there's no place for retarded headcanons. Characters genders are emphasized as cis somehow from their childhood to adulthood and they're comfortable and proud of it.
>maybe a route/character arc about realistic female struggles
>feminist themes
>misandrist themes
>not too edgy
>not too cutesy
>appealing good quality realistic art style. Not anime, not quirky and different.
>normal modest fashion for female childrens, hyper sexual revealing fashion for male characters
>male characters are tall and fit
>female characters are of healthy weight and average height and frame
That's all I can come up with.

No. 2368160

I'm sad because the postman didn't come today. I want my stuff!

No. 2368165

>>2368150
Inspired by the lolcow doodle board - tower defense game where the aim is to stop the tranny from reaching the women's bathroom.

No. 2368169

>>2368020
I love the thread pic, you picked an amazing one.

No. 2368174

>>2368123
the spoilers won't ruin it, the game is amazing because of all the details in between. don't forget to talk to people in camp because they give you actually interesting dualogue and sometimes give you fetch quests. there's tons of detail all over the game, so take time to explore and don't rush main quests. one of my favorite games of all time

No. 2368187

>>2368150
based winky

No. 2368212

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i looked up how to spell beastiality in google and first thing i see are porn links

No. 2368220

>>2368212
why..why woud you look that up and NOT EXPECT THAT how is this mundane??

No. 2368223

>>2368220
i don't know, i thought google would have the good sense to block those sorts of sites, my bad for trying to call a retarded brony an edgelord with good spelling/

No. 2368244

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My mother and I made a cake with the Betty Crocker's French Vanilla Cake mix, and it was sooooooo good, even without any frosting, i just put scoops of my apple, plum, and kiwi jams on the plate to have with it, i like it so much, its so soft and spongey

No. 2368248

I keep getting cookies at work, my bosses give them to me, I think they see that I'm a fatty and they use that to keep me entertained kek.

No. 2368317

>>2368174
I love talking to the people in camp and saying hello to all the passersby. I feel like every time I play, I find new stuff and details. I tried online mode for a bit today mostly because I wanted to make my character kek I know rockstar abandoned it, and I have no one to play it with, but eh, it looks fun from what I've seen.

No. 2368360

File: 1737996908082.png (Spoiler Image,57.9 KB, 300x100, 1000003425.png)

>>2368317
>>2368317
i have hundreds of hours in the single player offline from all the content available, but only have a few hours of online in. i might give it a shot sometime soon
rdr2 discussion always reminds me of this banner

No. 2368387

Time flies huh u guys, I thought 2025 was so far away when we were in lockdown, and now…

No. 2368405

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found a farmer's real name and approximate location. she had it in her reddit account before wiping it to start posting on a snark subreddit for one of /snow/'s cows. she even posted her face but sadly(?) it wasn't arhcived. don't be retarded anons

No. 2368406

>>2368387
I thought I would be married by now and have a degree. Neither of those things happened kek

No. 2368410

>>2368405
That's awesome. You two should hang out.

No. 2368413

>>2368410
no she sounds annoying from her posts

No. 2368418

I haven't changed up my make up placement or even just played with make up in years. Might fuck around and see what new shit I can get up too. I also haven't had a hair cut in 15 months might start thinking about booking an appointment.

No. 2368424

just saw that video of Tarantino groping that female protestor and now I feel sick
God I hate men

No. 2368426

>>2368244
Betty crocker french vanilla cake mix is my 1# go-to when I have to whip up baked goods for an event. It saves time and I get to splurge on ingredients for the frosting.

No. 2368428

>>2368317
Ive seen people do one life/immersive RPs in RDO and they seem pretty fun. I like watching people get in character and act out an accent, the improv for rdr2 physic shenanigans are also hilarious/

No. 2368433

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Finally caught the raccoon that's been getting into my trash at night red handed. I had to scare him away like 3 times before he finally left for good. The little fucker was just standing there staring at me while I was banging on the window and yelling at him to go away.
He was pretty cute though, I almost wanted to grab him and bring him inside to cuddle kek.

No. 2368522

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I love chihuahuas op

No. 2368525

>>2368522
Kek my grandma had a Chihuahua who lived to 21 and looked a lot like that. She smelled like death.

No. 2368539

>>2368525
I love those tiktok videos of old, half dead looking animals. my sisters chihuahua was a lot like them, he lived to be 18, he spent most of his life utterly afraid of everything but when he got old and doggy demented he somehow became fearless. his only fatal flaw into old age is that when he was left alone he'd develop separation anxiety and wail like a banshee at 7:00 am

No. 2368543

>>2368539
I love old animals, dogs especially. It warms my heart to know that they have been loved their entire life.

No. 2368563

One of my coworkers just broke up with his gf of 9 fucking years because he suddenly had the realization that can't see himself getting married to her. Imagine wasting someone's time for nine damn years. I don't know the gf but I hope she finds someone better.

No. 2368564

>>2368563
This is why if my nigel doesn’t propose to me within 3 years I’m leaving…

No. 2368570

>>2368563
>can't see himself getting married to her
What does that even mean when you've already been with someone for a decade?

No. 2368575

Sometimes when I explain things to my mom I genuinely feel like I'm talking to a child. No mom, you're not supposed to throw thrash into nature. No mom, wasting water is bad. Why are they like this?

No. 2368578

>>2368563
I keep hearing of stories like this. It seems like such a large investment of time to put so many years into a relationship, but there are people who would drop it all like it's nothing. How could you not have figured out your feelings and talked it out at least a couple years earlier? It's ridiculous to me, maybe it's just the way they communicate being ineffective or something.

No. 2368585

>>2368570
>>2368578
Yeah I don't know either. They were together since highschool. He is now playing the victim, being annoying at work and being all "oh the breakup is so hard on mee and I cried on my way back home yesterday" but doesn't actually look that bad. As if he didn't do this to himself kek. I am kind of flabbergasted at the audacity tbh

No. 2368594

>>2368563
Feel like the gf has every right to murder him tbh

No. 2368602

The teenage girls at my work all have these botched looking cosmetic surgery jobs that make their face look like sillyputty stretched over your knee, with these swollen, sore looking lips. The moids still fawn over them, but some of them look like literal demons to my eyes. I started taking my lunch earlier just so i don't have to be around them.

No. 2368606

I can't imagine anyone on here being ugly.

No. 2368607

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The project I'm working on is behind schedule because I was sick for a week, and they are going to quality test it on monday. I'm also supposed to take part in another project starting wednesday, but it looks like it's been rescheduled. Still waiting for confirmation, but pray for me nonas that they pushed it to next week so I can catch up on what I'm working on!

No. 2368610

>>2368602
The last time i was in the canteen at the same time as them, a 19 year old boy had a video saved on his phone of one of the 18 year old girls' tiktok videos from when she was 13 or 14, doing some sort of dance. She was laughing and saying "how did you find that, i deleted that account years ago!" and they wre both from different parts of the country, and only worked together for 6 months. How the fuckk did he get that video? and how come nobody else was horrified that he had it on his phone?

No. 2368649

My roommate is planning on getting a new gaming computer, and is willing to sell his old one for cheap to me. It's a few years old and can't really run new games on the highest settings, but I'm not a graphics fag and I'm not interested in most recent games I can't already play on ps5 (that is also his but I've been occupying it for months now kek). I'm just so excited by the thought of having a pc again so I can take a peek at my steam backlog!

No. 2368670

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>>2368522
Me too, the little apple head ones are cute

No. 2368671

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>>2368670
I'm so glad I can post this and be on topic

No. 2368692

>>2368154
>>2368165
these ideas are lovely, thank you nonnies

No. 2368697

I just washed my hands

No. 2368703

>>2368671
The incel doggy is cuter

No. 2368715

File: 1738015461411.gif (3.14 MB, 320x320, a3093c1f3b859a41e01935cc9db461…)

Me: I have a really good feeling about 2025! I think this might be my year!
Me this entire month:

No. 2368723

My sweet grandma just asked me if the fourth of july passed. Sweetie it's february.

No. 2368733

>>2368723
it's 2025 babeyyy it's still ahead

No. 2368742

In the past 2 weeks, I've helped 2 different people find fics they couldn't remember the names of. I'm basically Mother Theresa.

No. 2368744

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>>2368522
chihuahuas are the best. the uglier they are the more prescious they are i miss mine every day

No. 2368764

>>2368606
so you haven't seen the recent friend finder reveal huh (or that other one with the griffith tif anon)

No. 2368768

>>2368764
elaborate nonny

No. 2368771

>>2368764
Or the anon who posted herself on the coping with being ugly thread

No. 2368773

>>2368768
It's in the caps thread.

No. 2368781

>>2368764
kek griffith tif anon is my new personal cow thanks to that thread

No. 2368788

>>2368764
I wish OP returned to tell us who she was in the FF thread

No. 2368790

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I'm seething with rage because my favorite artist is coming to my country WHEN I'M MOVING OVERSEAS. And they never went to Japan either THIS IS USUALLY THE OPPOSITE I'M PISSED

No. 2368804

Its almost february where the fuck are the lolcow awards. This isnt a democracy anymore its a fucking dictatorship.

No. 2368805

Nonnas, when you think gangbang, what do you think of/how do you define it(nona, when you think about mundane things, what do you think of/how do you define it)

No. 2368807

>>2368805
Why do anons keep asking questions itt? We have two different threads for questions

No. 2368809

>>2368805
Me and a gang of me's wield baseball bats and go and rape moids. I don't fucking know, what a random question. A gangbang is a gangbang, nonny.

No. 2368810

>>2368805
What occurs when the leon kennedy husbandofags finally meet him

No. 2368811

>>2368809
I was going to give context…I haven't heard gangbang outside of the context of a girl getting banged by multiple men at the same time. I told my dad he should stop using it to refer to gangs committing crimes. I don't know if I'm just sick in the head.

No. 2368815

>>2368811
Your dad is really dumb

No. 2368818

>>2368811
Those are both the meaning of a gangbang/gangbanging, it just depends on the context

No. 2368819

Tempted to go into lipstick alley and start calling all the mediocre white man they fangirl over in their stan threads ugly and talentless but I don't feel like getting banned there today

No. 2368820

>>2368811
Is he… confusing gangbang with gang hit…

No. 2368822

>>2368815
Nta but nope, gangbanging was initially not a pornographic term and her dad was using it correctly

No. 2368825

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>>2368811
Neither of you are wrong, but you are right to suggest that he stops using it as it's very outdated to use it to refer to gang activity.

No. 2368826

>>2368811
>>2368815
>>2368820
I've heard "gangbanging" used in the context of gangs committing crimes irl many times before. Ya'll are just pornsick.

No. 2368830

>>2368826
They really are. Oldheads have always called it gangbanging.

>>2368825
It's not outdated just because zoomers are unbelievably pornsick. You aren't going to make like two to three different generations of people stop calling it what it was always called kek

No. 2368832

>>2368811
Oh yeah it refers to that as well I used to joke about gangbanging my English teacher because she was fucking rude and annoying

No. 2368834

I finally managed to delete my instagram. Every time I used it it just made me feel like shit showing me how people from high school are living their best life. I also mostly used it to compulsively look up my ex boyfriend and to go through his followers list. It feels kind of freeing not having to go back there. All of the people I need I can call or text, those other nobodies are not important and I shouldn't care.

No. 2368837

>>2368832
Weirdo

No. 2368840

>>2368832
You thought we'd be on your side

No. 2368841

>>2368830
If a word has been hijacked by a newer generation, I'm not going to use that word just for people to be confused and or start laughing, especially in serious situations. Would you say someone is gay to refer to them being happy in 2025? No.

No. 2368843

>>2368837
>>2368840
I didn't, I was just sharing that I wanted to beat her up

No. 2368847

>>2368843
They're retarded. I knew what you meant.

No. 2368852

>>2368847
We knew what she meant. Still didn't side with her.

No. 2368853

>>2368847
No you didnt

No. 2368856

>>2368841
Things were called gay 100 years ago, gang activity was called gangbanging in the 2000s.

No. 2368857

>>2368853
Go wipe your ass sped(infighting)

No. 2368859


No. 2368860

>>2368856
NTA but queer was used in the early 2000's by my elementary school teachers. It's not used to mean weird anymore.

No. 2368862

>>2368860
You guys are always extremely anti-porn but now youre claiming regular people should change their vocabulary directly because of porn. Fucking kek

No. 2368865

>>2368671
They are both beautiful

No. 2368866

>>2368862
Are you fucking retarded? Gangbanging is not just porn related. It can and is used to also refer to being raped by a gang or group of people. I worked in a womens shelter and many women came in crying about having been gangbanged. It does not just refer to criminal activity or porn, it refers to assault. So it's just better to not use the word to avoid confusion.

No. 2368876

>>2368866
Most people aren't going to stop just because of Gen z porn brainrot, so. have fun with your nothingburger.

No. 2368879

>>2368876
Did you even read my post. Did you read even a single word of it.

No. 2368886

>>2368876
Are you mentally all there? Nonna literally explained it's also used for sexual assault by the hands of gang members. You think gen z created that meaning?

No. 2368888

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Tbh I just wish all of you would shut the fuck up.
Anyway, I went grocery shopping today and got bananas so now I want to eat them with chocolate cake. If I finish my hair today, baking will be the first thing I bake. I need to go to lowes soon to pickup an order, and while I'm there I think I'll look at the paint so I can figure out what color I want my bedroom to be.

No. 2368890

Mmmm I just had an elote bowl. Yummy.

No. 2368892

>>2368876
Based illiterate anon

No. 2368894

guys I just discovered the cutest cat on tiktok and all the comments are saying the cat is terrifying and unnerving. No one has good taste.

No. 2368895

>>2368888
Mmm bananas and chocolate cake. Good choice. My mom makes a great banana bread with chocolate chunks.

No. 2368896

>>2368888
what animal is that wtf

No. 2368898

>>2368896
It's a cat in a costume

No. 2368899

File: 1738022134875.jpg (55.86 KB, 736x735, 1000001494.jpg)

>>2368896
What do you mean? It's a flock of sheep.

No. 2368902

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>>2368896
it's a sphynx (hairless) cat in a costume

No. 2368903

>>2368899
Always love it when theres a sequel to an animal image. Reminds me of the deflated borozi picture having a normal variant

No. 2368907

File: 1738022275985.jpg (57.69 KB, 735x490, 1000001498.jpg)

>>2368898
>>2368902
Idk if you guys are blind, but it's a sheep. No cat looks like this.

No. 2368914

>>2368886
You can be mad and try to pearlclutch about it but no one with a real life cares. People that grew up with it referring to gang activity will continue to call it so, you're being so reactive for no reason.

No. 2368915

>>2368902
>>2368898
>>2368902
it looks like a bat, it scared me

No. 2368916

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>>2368907
Cute darling angel, imagine a herd of them grazing about. I would die happy

No. 2368919

>>2368894
POST CAT. NOW.

No. 2368923

>>2368914
I'm going to ask one more time… Are you mentally all there?

No. 2368924

Excuse me while I daydream, but if I ever by some miracle end up a multi-millionaire (or just an overpaid CEO or some shit) I would live comfortably on a normalish but higher-end budget, but use as much money I could to create "bullshit jobs" for "unemployable" people.
For example I'd hire female autist neets to do their creative hobby of choice and give them a full-time livable pay for it. You want to write mediocre novels or fanfics? You do art? You want to review video games? Congrats that's your job now, just show me some bare minimum progress every week and I'll pay you no matter the quality. I'd let them have an easy schedule and a few deadlines just to keep them motivated, but I wouldn't ever enforce anything bad on them. If they can't keep up I just lower the expectations to what they can meet instead.
And physically disabled people too, and cute old ladies who had a shit job for decades only to get fired with no retirement fund at age 60, desperate to find a new job. Congrats, y'all work for me now. The only requirement is to be a half-decent person with some kind of desire to "work"/do something, even if it's minimally. Truly I just want them to get to exist without stress and pressure, while still letting them be part of something bigger.

Jobs are just such a scam, just because a person can't do a 9-5 every day with a fake smile on their face doesn't mean they don't have value. In olden times these people would still be helping out around the house or in the fields, maybe peacefully knitting wool socks for everyone, watch the young kids or the animals, be a beloved elder… and that was enough to be a valued member of the village and family. Now if you're not perfect, young and capable you're seen as nothing but a burden. Fuck that, I'd make their lives valuable because I see them as valuable.

No. 2368926

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>>2368919
Crazy considering it looks similar to >>2368888 and we're both posting at the same time.

No. 2368929

>>2368924
Nonna I fantasise about doing this exact thing if I had money too, you're so based. Why do real billionaires have to hoard their money and spend it on shit like 10 identical cars or a house they'll never use, that's so boring.

No. 2368931

File: 1738022727964.png (2.53 MB, 1344x1224, Screen Shot 2025-01-27 at 6.05…)

>>2368926
wait I didn't do him justice! this is a better pic.

No. 2368932

>>2368926
Awww, it reminds me of Stitch from Lilo and Stitch!! So cute!!

No. 2368934

>>2368924
kek this is how Winnaretta Singer lived her life pretty much. glad her legacy and way of living is still reminisced within the people

No. 2368936

File: 1738022840160.jpg (8.66 KB, 225x225, no banana.jpg)

>>2368926
This is like a friendly kinder version of the no banana cat.

No. 2368937

File: 1738022844961.jpg (133.26 KB, 736x981, 1000001499.jpg)

>>2368926
I see now how anons could get actual cats confused with sheep like the one here >>2368916
He's a cutie

No. 2368938

>>2368931
I like him. He's a happy lad.

No. 2368942

>>2368937
Do you ever think people saw hairless animals dart off in the wild and that's why they thought they saw elves and leprechauns? This is a house elf.

No. 2368948

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>>2368942
Do hairless cats occur in the wild? I always assumed they were selectively bred. Although, they are associated with ancient egypt…

No. 2368954

>>2368948
Hence the reference to hairless animals rather than cats. But thank you for the knowledge

No. 2368955

>>2368942
I am personally adopting this theory as historical fact. thank you

No. 2368959

>>2368948
Hairless animals, including cats, can probably occur in the wild but I imagine it's very uncommon. It is a recessive gene after all, one that presents itself from two rex-furred parents, though I don't know what the equivalent of rex fur would be in some other animals.

No. 2368960

>>2368959
That's why I think people were so taken aback. Could see a medium sized animal with mange so bad it's bald and think the second coming of Satan was fiddling around the woods like a forest sprite.

No. 2368961

>>2368960
Mange was even worse, that shit was the Chupacabra.

No. 2368962

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Damn my aunt opened the door while i was in the middle of drawing pec envy fetish art. I like that she moved back to my state and close to my house, but i wish she would knock. I am going to watch Hair while i wait for them to leave.

No. 2368975

I wonder if there was a data breach recently, a few days ago I got a text with my full name and address and today I got two spam emails about a package being out for delivery (I did indeed receive a package today)

No. 2368982

Nonnies how do I regain the ability to think creatively and critically and become smart enough to beat others in jeopardy even? Medication has messed with my word recall and memory. I struggle to even do creative projects anymore!

No. 2368983

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Its my last week of NEETing. Goodbye, freedom and happiness.

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No. 2368986

>>2368962
>Pec envy fetish art
Kekkk nonna, unfathomably based

No. 2369013

>>2368985
I did check, but it didn't show anything recent. The most recent one was may 2024

No. 2369118

>>2368931
What a lovely gremlin
I fucking love sphinxes

No. 2369121

>>2368819
I'm really tempted to go in there and do it now if I attack the Chris Evans fans first there will be blood

No. 2369153

Milestones I’d like to share, didn’t go on LC or smoke all day and when I logged in I was gonna be like hey yall what’d I miss but after lurking for a while I noticed that it seems like it was pretty slow today

No. 2369160

>>2369153
It’s been so slow lately. Christmas break must be over for the kids.

No. 2369171

I feel like I gained back my love for lolcow in the last few months, it feels great

No. 2369180

I can hear my grandma snoring like a bear right now kek. She's probably congested, so I think that's why. I recorded it so I can show her in the morning

No. 2369186

>>2369171
the last few months are making me want to leave kek. I only stay because there's no one else to talk to

No. 2369213

I played some Mario Party 2 with my youngest sister, laughing, eating cookies and overall having a good time. Our niece walked in and wanted to play too so we taught her the basics and joined our game. She had so much fun and that made me happy because she's dealing with her first menstruation and wasn't in a good mood about it.

No. 2369214

Just finished watching a tiktok 30 times in a row. I haven’t laughed this hard in years

No. 2369232

I'm going back to school, I am not happy but my mother will be, so that's good at least.

No. 2369235

>>2369232
Same. I am starting college, and i dont want to, but it will make my mom stop bothering me.

No. 2369248

>>2368982
You could try reading - it may not necessarily get you into a creative headspace, nor get you jeopardy ready kek, but I've found that it can help with memory a lot. Getting back into reading a few years ago also helped me with my focus, which in turn helped me with staying dedicated to creative projects. You don't have to read something challenging right out the gate, but it helps to read something at least a little out of your comfort zone, and try to read non-fic books that interest you as well as fiction (this is huge for thinking critically; personally I recently read Bad Therapy by Abigail Shrier, and it got the wheels turning in my brain like no tomorrow). It may not come easy at first if you aren't a big reader, but it might be worth it for you to try!

No. 2369265

>>2368982
Jeopardy players actually study trivia kek. There are themes to the questions so it isn’t as random as it appears.

No. 2369273

>>2368982
Studying for Jeopardy is probably one of the least creative things you could do, it’s pure recall.

No. 2369280

I'm desperately looking around for leaf litter (for anyone who's not familiar, leaf litter is literally just leaves) but I don't trust the ones on Amazon, I don't want to pay shipping on Etsy, and none of my closest pet stores sell it. This sux

No. 2369362

>>2369280
Reptile supply stores online?

No. 2369365

>>2369232
>>2369235
Good luck nonnies i also went to college for my mum, dropped out 2x and am a failure to her, but at least i am happy kek

No. 2369400

I wonder if sex is objectively more physically pleasurable for one gender versus the other.

No. 2369408

>>2369400
Women have more nerve endings in their genitals so if sex is being done right women are probably having the better time.

No. 2369414

my hubby, brothers and I have been helping each other with baking pastries and sweets and honestly it's nice, although we get a bit competitive, and i can't bake or cook for shit in a way that everyone likes so i'm being bested by males… sorry~ but the eating and bonding part is the best. got to get good so i can bake something great for my mother and grandmother. one step at a time

No. 2369425

>>2369414
>sorry~
Go back

No. 2369428

>>2368983
Kek good luck hope you enjoy your last neet week!

No. 2369432

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i saw this SA/MENA scrote, brown as shit, hairy as an ape, short as Snow White's harem, calling brown women "curry bunnies", i have now seen it all truly. Brown dudes see either porn with a white man or black man in it, and what they've watched now defines which race's dick they'll suck for the rest of their lives, white women can't get dreads without being compared to a nazi, but retarded indian men do the exact AAVE/black culture appropriation that was so frowned upon just years ago and then get to say "we were once slaves to British Raj so its ok for us to say the n word", then claim the p word? i want off this planet.

No. 2369491

>>2368975
Have you used any new websites that had you input your personal information in 2024? It doesn't have to be websites either, it could be store "sign up" clubs. A lot of websites & companies will sell all the personal data they collected in the previous year in January, since it's the start of the new year. Data selling is very common in all industries because it's an incredibly easy way for companies to make extra money to start off the new year. Even if it's illegal in some countries, it's often overlooked and the practice exists in a semi-grey area.

IME, the best way to avoid having your personal information stolen is to assume an alias. For me, I have a dedicated cellphone number under an alias that I use exclusively for transactions, both in-person and online. I also never reveal my surname, and I use a common variant of my first name. (E.g., if your name is "Anne," you could use "Annie,"
"Anna," etc.) I have a dedicated email specifically for "spam" things too. So it ends up looking like:

>"Hi, would you like to sign up for our in-store club to get 10% off today?"

>Sure.
>"Okay! We need your phone number, email, & name!"
>I give them my ulterior phone number. I give them my alias ([Variant Spelling] [First initial of surname]) and I provide my dedicated spam-email.
>I get the 10% off without revealing any personal data.
>The company can still sell the 'personal' data provided, but because it's not true it's irrelevant to me if it's sold or not.

It's the same thing for online purchases. I use my alias information, always using the dedicated spam-email. I have never had anything shipped to my home address, ever, so I've never inputted my home address to anywhere online. PO boxes are a necessity for online shopping that many people overlook.

If your personal data has already been sold online, which is very likely, there are certain services that you can employ to have that personal data removed from certain online brokerages and databases. Some common services that perform this are: Incogni, Optery, & OneRep.

No. 2369541

Surely I'm not the only one that thinks taking notes for studying is fucking useless?

No. 2369563

>>2368433
is picrel him?

No. 2369589

Anons and their autism on here is so cute.

No. 2369592

>>2369491
Do you pay extra for a second phone number?

No. 2369602

>>2369592
For my second phone, it's just a cheap flip-phone that I bought for $40. The SIM card that I use for it is a prepaid month-to-month one, you can usually find these types at electronics stores. I pay $15 a month for this SIM card.

I will also use this phone for one-off encounters, like if a person asks for my phone number, I'll give them that one until I can verify that they're someone that I'd want to have my real number.

No. 2369603

>>2369592
Nta but you can just order a free sim card online (most phones support dual sims) or buy a cheap one from the stores

No. 2369607

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>>2369589
LC is one of the few places online I feel like I can talk to other women like me. It’s nice.

No. 2369608

>>2369607
I feel the same way, anon. It's nice to know for the most part, this is a community for women by women.

No. 2369626

>time to focus
>close lolcow and open a new tab to research something, do some studying
>end up reopening lolcow instead
literally what causes this behavior, why am i so deranged? i need to quit this place KEK

No. 2369633

>>2369626
It's because deep down inside you know that this place is better than school. Your true soul path is to be a NEET on LC forever. I think you should stop lying to yourself and become a full-time farmer.

No. 2369661

I'm starving but I have nothing to eat at home. Should probably get my ass out of bed and drag it to the store.

No. 2369669

>>2369626
Samefag I put in 1 hour and been on LC 2 hours now..

No. 2369674

Did new blusher and highlight placement. It worked. I turned a lot of heads shopping today I also found a new way to do my hair. Sometimes you can dream it and make it happen. Felt anxious and periody though so I didn't hang around to see if i was approachable. Maybe try that outside of a synagogue this weekend I wouldn't mind a Jewish boyfriend

No. 2369682

>>2369491
I've been thinking of doing something like this, but what about your bank details whenever you're buying something online? Since attached to your bank card are your real details, is there any chance of them seeing that info?

No. 2369707

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>>2369682
Never use your real banking information for online purchases. Instead, opt for prepaid cards. I have a re-loadable prepaid card that can hold up to $500 at a time, and I'll use that one for most of my online purchases.

In the event that you can't use a prepaid card, or the merchant doesn't accept them, you could use PayPal instead. When using PayPal, opt for a business account rather than a personal account. The business account will allow you to set a personalized "business name" rather than showing your real name. To be honest though, if an online merchant doesn't accept prepaid cards, I won't give them my business.

No. 2369709

I hate an edible 2 days ago and I had a terrible trip, spent all my day yesterday rotting away on my bed and I was still high as a kite this morning going to work. Everyone could tell there was something wrong with me so I bullshitted some food intoxication but of course people wanted more detail. The weird thing is that I already had an edible from the same packet a few months ago and it had almost no effect, now it feels like the universe collapsed on top of me.

No. 2369723

>>2369709
I don't really like edibles because of how it's metabolised in the stomach, I much prefer to inhale it so I can monitor the effect. Where are you in your menstrual cycle I definitely notice a change during the month with how my strains effect me. Usually during pms it can't out compete everything else going on and I'm much more unaffected but during my period it can make me nauseous and wake up feeling groggy.

No. 2369731

>>2369707
what? you don't need to do any of that. virtual cards mask your real card information for online purchases, and every major card issuer has such a feature. There's also websites and apps you can use that do the same thing.

No. 2369740

>>2369731
I don't live in a country in which banks provide that service, so I was just sharing my personal strategies.

No. 2369744

>>2369731
arent virtual cards still linked to your real name and address though? so in the billing details youd still have to enter your name and address even if the card number is different

No. 2369813

Back in high school we had to walk up this huge hill every day to reach the school from the station and it kept everyone who went that way in shape. I remember taking little damage from bumping into things thanks to the muscle I built then. Now many many years later I'm soft and weak having lost it due to simple commuting

No. 2369972

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getting all giddy thinking about what films id like to host this week for moovie night.

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The office I'm interning at has run out of both sugar cubes and honey, since I'm the only one adding some sort of sweetener to both my coffee and tea they're probably not going to buy any new ones anytime soon (and I'm not purchasing anything for a workplace that isn't paying me). I don't want to only drink water all day, especially since I end up absentmindedly playing with my water bottle while reading emails or problem solving, which is probably pretty distracting - or at the very least annoying - for the others because of the sound. Prime time for me to learn to drink coffee and tea without additional sweeteners I thought, but every cup these past couple of weeks have just been depressing…

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One of my ex-boyfriends married a Disney adult and she seems sweet. Which reminds me, I'm fascinated by how genuinely happy and cheerful Disney adults seem. I always assumed they must be playing it up or exaggerating, but no, from the ones I've met over the years, they're just THAT into Disney and it brings them so much joy that it almost makes me envious. I feel that way about some people I knew from church, too (and there's a big Disney/Christian overlap there), they always have such sunny dispositions, it seems like such a pleasant existence and I wish I felt that happy about anything, kek.

No. 2370057

>>2370049
Realized this makes me sound like I'm adding both honey and sugar to my drinks kek. Before anyone misunderstands me, I only add one or two sugar cubes but settled for honey once the already almost empty sugar package was empty.

No. 2370064

>>2370049
Some teas are kinda sweet by themselves, I've had one that had stevia or something like that

No. 2370067

>>2370049
you are on your pathway to womanhood. Only little girls drink coffee with sugar
>t. womanchild that still drinks coffe with milk and sugar

No. 2370081

>>2370053
all the Disney adults I met in college were genuinely really nice to me, despite being a weirdo. I hope they're all doing ok now.

No. 2370091

>>2370049
Can't you just bring some sugar from home in a little tupperware and keep it in your bag or something for yourself?

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I have to reshoot some images for a class. I hate photography so much. Easily my kryptonite.

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Randomly came across an artist doing 00s style moe art on twitter, then realised she was in fact the real deal and the original voice actress for the purple girl in the caramelldansen clip. She's still posting cutesy kawaii selfies as a middle aged woman.

No. 2370103

>>2370099
you gotta give credit to her, it's kind of impressive how she can do that lolishit voice when she was already a grown adult at the time of the game's release discussing the game is too much for this thread

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>>2370053
I went to school with a now-Disney adult and her Disney-family were always so sweet and welcoming. She married another Disney adult and they have two daughters, like her and her sister and visit Disneyland every other year. I think it goes both ways and sometimes they can be really creepy though

No. 2370106

>>2370053
Slightly off topic but I wonder how many Disney adults are yumes for one of their characters

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I’ve been seeing these type of pics around where a character is holding a pad or tampon and they’re so cute kek, if I didnt have brothers I’d totally do something like this during my periods

No. 2370110

>>2370108
Kek that's adorable, he looks so dutiful

No. 2370112

>>2370108
This goes hard

No. 2370126

>>2370099
>>2370103
Right before caramelldansen went viral I had a phase where I looked up openings to 18+ VNs out of pure fascination over how they put so effort to animate entire (and unsuspecting) intros to porn games with great songs most of the time. You can imagine how weirded out I was when that dance gif started making the rounds accompanied by a song that is made to make kids get up and dance kek

No. 2370131

Having to write a presentation letter is so humiliating. Just read my damn CV, that's why I made it for.

No. 2370141

>>2370131
This plus preparing yourself for an interview where you're sucking up to them so they can hire you… why go through all of this extra shit when you need my work and I need your paycheck?

No. 2370153

>>2370141
Exactly, I get the point of job interviews because it allows you to go more in depth with your experience, but questions like "why should we hire you?" "why do you want to work here?". Because you're offering a position I'm qualified for and I need an income. Period.
It's like the whole point of job seeking is made to degrade and demoralise people, sigh.

No. 2370162

>>2370153
Yeah if the interviews were just about elaborating on my CV or discussing the technical aspects of the job/what I know for the role it'd be fine, but having to prepare reasons for why I heckin love this company and job advert and repeating that X amount of times until someone finally hires you, its exhausting. The working class is in dire need of a revolution but we're all too comfortable.

No. 2370170

>>2370162
>The working class is in dire need of a revolution but we're all too comfortable.
Not so much an attack on you but just genuine questions:
>When was the last time you wrote a letter to your representative about the conditions of the working class?
>Have you looked into unions in your profession and if so, have you attended any meetings?
>When was the last time you went to a political rally in support of the working class?
Whenever I see people mention a working class revolution, even in jest, I just wonder about those aforementioned questions. As someone that has written extensively to my political representatives and who has attended many rallies, meetings, and workshops in support of the working class, I've noticed that a lot of people that talk about revolutions are the same people that aren't really involved in meaningful ways.

No. 2370171

I don't know what I was expecting from the orange theme but it was not this.

No. 2370183

>When was the last time you wrote a letter to your representative about the conditions of the working class?
I work with the local government and I have brought it up in meetings before.
>Have you looked into unions in your profession and if so, have you attended any meetings?
See above.
>When was the last time you went to a political rally in support of the working class?
I'm the one organizing them in my area together with my co-worker.

No. 2370199

>>2370170
NAYRT, I used to be much more active on the political scene years ago, but not so much now. 95% of the people who keep yapping about the revolution don't move their asses from their comfy chairs, for them, deleting their twitter accounts to "protest musk" or posting about how much they hate the rich on social media is the epitome of direct action.
I don't know in other countries, but in mine we haven't had a general strike in over ten years, and it's not because we haven't had plenty of reasons to do so! The situation for the working class just keeps getting worse and worse. The age of retirement keeps going up and up every year. Maybe every now and then our "leftist government" will throw us some crumbs like raise the minimum salary by 10 cents, but just a few days later, they'll approve some law that completely invalidates any tiny minimal improvement they made. And what do people do? Get their phones out, open twitter and say "kill the rich!!!!" and think that's enough activism for the day.
Our leftist scene is more worried by tranny and idpol shite than the fact that working class families keep getting poorer and poorer. It's honestly exhausting and the reason why I just got so burned out.
Anyway, I'll stop ranting, don't wanna write a whole manifesto kek

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>>2370053
I know exactly what you mean. I feel that way about people who genuinely enjoy stuff like Dancing With the Stars or America’s Got Talent. The fact they can derive such enjoyment from media like that is enviable in a way. It seems like a happier existence than whatever the fuck I’m doing right now.

No. 2370264

>>2370153
I don't know, I think it depends how you think about yourself. I had 3 interviews yesterday and it made me feel good about myself. They were all nice and I enjoyed the pleasant conversation, and as a narcissist I enjoy talking about myself and my motivations, and hearing people say how great I am makes me feel good.

No. 2370272

>>2370264
>as a narc
We can tell

No. 2370277

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Okay mods you ate with this one.

No. 2370280

>>2370277
Kek why does your screenshot's filename give the exact time you took it

No. 2370283

>>2370280
That's default for macbook

No. 2370284

>>2370280
it's just the default filename for screencaps on some computers. you see it on here often, sometimes in different languages too. anon probably has a mac

No. 2370303

>>2370277
KEK. Deserved ban though tbh

No. 2370305

I'm building furniture and immediately lost the l shaped tool (wrench?) That came with it. REEEEEEEEEEEE.

No. 2370312

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Just had a cheat day. Ate a ton of snacks and now my tummy hurts. Worth it though.

No. 2370314

>>2370264
Dark triad stacy maxxing

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No. 2370317

>>2370315
Your mom.

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No. 2370328

>>2370312
Which snack did you enjoy the most

No. 2370338

>>2370328
Cheetos!

No. 2370378

>>2370171
I also got startled after shuffling through the site themes kek

No. 2370442

I played piano for like 5 hrs straight today and it felt like no time at all. Made up a cool solo to a new song I learned recently.

No. 2370500

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>>2370251
it's the price of intelligence, nonnie. they do have a happier experience but also a more fried brain from retarded formulaic shows like the ones you've mentioned.

No. 2370514

>>2370277
The farmhands ate what? I don't get it. The ban isn't even about food?

No. 2370515

>>2370514
It’s newfangled newfag slang.

No. 2370517

>>2370515
I just looked it up and apparently it's gay scrote slang. Why is gay scrote slang being used on my basket weaving forum? Sad & disappointing.

No. 2370518

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>>2370514
One of the definitions, as per Urban Dictionary

No. 2370523

>>2370517
i thought "ate",was originally from black american slang

No. 2370531

>>2370523
That's just faggy scrotes taking slang and mannerisms from black women again. Someone pointed this out to me years ago, and I never stopped unseeing it. Why do gay white scrotes keep skinwalking black women? It's fucking BIZARRE.

No. 2370542

Doctor prescribed me a nose spray for allergies and showed me how to aim at my sinuses. Today I was finally able to do it properly and wow it felt so weird. None of it leaked out of my nose or down my throat, it all went inside my face. Crazy.

No. 2370544

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Took a sip of water and realized I haven't had any water for like 7 straight hours.

No. 2370547

>>2370531
It's mockery, a form of minstrel. They might not admit to themselves that that's what they're doing, but it's obvious. They use these terms, copy and exaggerate mannerisms, then laugh.

No. 2370624

I'm making blackened salmon with dill tomorrow and don't know if it would pair better with roasted potatoes or rice. I guess I have a while to decide. I like my new kitchen so cooking has been enjoyable again.

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No. 2370641

>>2370638
Your corpse will bloat as much as mines, I’ll hold your hand, because I already know the feeling of being ugly and fat scares you much more than it scares me. Don’t worry anon, the mirror isn’t your enemy

No. 2370648

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>>2370641
Nta but no one ever binges on fruits or vegetables so I mostly think about how many bodies they've eaten and milk they've stolen from baby animals when I see a really fat person. No one really cares what happens to their bodies after they're dead. That's why so many moids work in the morgue anon. You're probably just a little pudgy and cheetos won't kill you and turn you into a bloated corpse

No. 2370666

>>2370648
Kek I usually just say it because it makes both the anachans and deathfats seethe. I don’t mind being pudgy but I’ve already lost a few pounds from dieting, I wanted to take this as a cheat day but that’s not gonna stop people from being annoying. Hope your bed is extra comfy nona.

No. 2370777

Building furniture and listening to music to help me get through it. Currently vidrel is playing

No. 2370812

I can't get into skincare no matter how many times I try it, I constantly forget to put on the products and I get very easily overwhelmed by smells. I also don't think wearing sunscreen is mandatory every single day even in my grey eurofaggy climate.

No. 2370873

I'll be having pizza

No. 2370892

File: 1738158161263.mp4 (9.02 MB, 540x960, HEgDjKfcrY6WTx29jdCGc.27.mp4)

So this is how I discover you're supposed to cook and eat the steak as soon as possible after you buy it. This explains why I had a 2 days food poisoning after eating a steak that's been in the freezer for a week, oops. I survived though.

No. 2370894

>>2370812
That's fair. I got into it religiously years ago, and through trial and error and trying different products and routines, I finally found the best ones that actually work. Now I have 2 face washes with different purposes that I use in the shower once or twice a week, and 2 moisturizers I alternate between depends on how dry my skin feels. I use differin every once in a while for exfoliating, and in the rarest occasion, I use a hyaluronic acid mask for extra hydration and because it's kinda refreshing.

No. 2370895

I only have a couple of episodes left of Gilmore Girls left and I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life once I finish it.

No. 2370897

>>2370812
Once I get paid I'm going to buy some beef tallow skincare from ancestralskincare. Went down a tiktok rabbit hole of skincare past night and found a local business that sources all natural products locally and make the products. My skincare routine isn't too complicated I basically just use the simple brand cleansers and toner and olay moisturiser but I've noticed my skin is changing a bit and getting a random dry spot on my cheek.

No. 2370898

>>2370897
Ancestral cosmetics* even. They have a website and do bundles. Seems decent priced if the product lasts long which it seems to according to reviews. My grandma always had great skin and she was born in the 30s. She used olay which is why I do lol

No. 2370901

binged on a bunch of random food at midnight and now i am suffering from a stomachache before work. shouldnt had done that but i was craving something.

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No. 2370908

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naming your disease Faggotry in Plague Inc has very amusing results

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>>2370908
oh nooo

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>>2370913
Faggotry, more infectious than HIV kek(lolcow is not a chatroom)

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No. 2370932

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older woman who came into my work said i have a beautiful smile and now im happy

No. 2370946

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Wanted to download subtitles for Nosferatu because I finally got the movie but the subs weren't finnished and tons of translators were arguing under the link. It started as something about one translator claiming the rights to translate to movie way before others and ended up with communist accusations, the fuck?

No. 2370961

I want to go to New Zealand

No. 2371041

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>>2370500
>it's the price of intelligence, nonnie.
Kek I didn’t want to mention that since I think I’m a retard and didn’t want to come across as full of myself, but I know what you mean. None of the people I knew like that were exceptionally bright but they were happy and made friends fast. It seems like a nice life.

No. 2371071

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I kind of want a burger with fries from McDonald's.

No. 2371084

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Just saw my ex at the grocery store and he is clearly losing his hair. There are a few small bald spots on the back on his head and his hairline is receding at 26. Probably a combination of his vegan diet and shitty personality. Today is a good day.

No. 2371145

>>2370892
nona…you should not have gotten food poisoning just from eating previously frozen meat. you can safely freeze steaks for like up to a year. there had to have been something else involved that caused you to become sick.

No. 2371188

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I couldn't get ANYTHING done at work today, I couldn't focus for longer than a few minutes and I couldn't retain any information I read. My brain just couldn't work today for some reason. I wasted 8,5 fucking hours today trying to pretend I'm not retarded.

No. 2371194

Why do I feel like there isn't a single hispanic nonna on lc

No. 2371203

>>2371194
There are, I just don't see the point of talking about it all of the time.

No. 2371205

>>2371194
There is literally an entire whole Hispanic thread and the majority of ESLfags are Latinas.

No. 2371208

>>2370946
kekk reminds me of illegal manga scanlations having translators argue at each other in the margins on who gets to translate the chapter first

No. 2371229

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Finally gonna see my girlfriend again after almost 3 months, I am so excited! I can't wait. I made her a painting and I got her some warm clothes for when she goes back. I hope we have a lot of time together, I've missed her so much.
Sometimes, I think about the fact that she has all these organs inside her and how cute they must all look, when she got an xray of her lungs, she sweetly gave me the film, it looks so cute. I wish I could kiss her bladder and her liver and her intestines, they all work together to make her, her. I love her so much.

No. 2371234

>>2371229
That's cute, I'm glad you're both happy and in love.

No. 2371236

I suddenly started having dreams about being pregnant at the brink of giving birth. I’m completely neutral about it in the dream, too. I wonder why…

No. 2371240

I think I might have found a food habit I kinda enjoy, it also works with my current schedule since I don't have time to go to the gym atm and too tired to anything when I get home from work. Being sick for a week was a good opportunity to use my lack of appetite to teach my brain to be fine to not eat a full meal for dinner if I'm not particularly hungry instead of forcing it just because someone at some point told me I have to, and it has worked wonders for me - instead I focus on eating a proper lunch with enough meat and veggies, and for dinner I either have a couple of sandwiches with some fruit on the side and an occasional protein coffee or a bowl of granola and fruit. This has been a great way for me to feel better both in body and mind. My office also has a lot of fruit available, so I sometimes snack on a clementine and/or a handful of grapes during the day.

No. 2371241

>>2371234
Thank you, I hope you have a nice day

No. 2371275

I feel like no one is going to believe me, but my sexuality has done a complete 180 overnight. I've never cared for men throughout my entire life. I've never been aroused by the idea of dick, i've never had romantic feelings for them, etc. Literally within a few days I've become boy crazy in every way. I want dick, I fantasize about being with men romantically, etc. I have no idea what's happening. Obviously I'm bisexual but I've never heard of this popping up out of the blue. Maybe it's a hormonal thing and the biological desire to procreate or something.(wrong thread)

No. 2371322

why is lc DEAD. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER NONNAS(off-topic/derailing/lolcow is not a chatroom)

No. 2371359

Hate the way my ends grow out when they’re thinned out it looks so ratty but then if I don’t get them thinned my whole hair shape looks like a mushroom

No. 2371368

>>2371275
It's called a bi-cycle. Not joking, look it up.

No. 2371401

>>2371359
same struggle, i've accepted being a mushroom over the ratty ends.

No. 2371420

>>2371368
how do I stop it from going back to just girls. I don't want that. What if I fall in love and marry a guy and all of a sudden I don't get horny from men anymore.

No. 2371437

>>2371322
The nonnies are working or sick, nonnie, don't ask too much to a bunch of normies/pseudonormies like us.

No. 2371521

>>2371437
You aint no normie

No. 2371535

File: 1738189093482.png (1.01 MB, 1286x642, bicycle.png)

>>2371368
I looked it up but I don't get it. What do these have to do with anything she said?

No. 2371536

File: 1738189093781.jpg (6.23 MB, 4624x3468, 1000031294.jpg)

I got my pineapple like that at the restaurant and it made my day, my life is so fucking boring and predictable that a pineapple cut in a fun way is enough to spice it up.

No. 2371540

>>2371536
Kek my grandma taught me how to cut fruits similar to this when I was a teenager. It was important to her for me to learn how because back in her days this was one of the ways you'd be able to find a suitor.

No. 2371554

>>2371521
You say this but have you seen how LC is dead during the weekends and holidays?

No. 2371557

>>2371554
ntayrt but it's probably dead because everyone is on the new ib lately

No. 2371570

>>2371557
>new ib
Which

No. 2371576

>>2371557
Seconded, what ib?

No. 2371583

>>2371570
>>2371576
If you weren't around for the beta you probably won't be able to access it anyway. Plus it's not proper etiquette to promote IBs on other IBs & sites, that's why this place got so bad in the first place.

No. 2371584

>>2371437
I don't define normie as someone who has a job. Chris chan had a job.

No. 2371588

>>2371584
Does being the creator of Sonichu really count as a job?

No. 2371589

>>2371583
ok schizo

No. 2371593

>>2371589
lol just because you don't know about it doesnt mean anyone that does is a schizo

No. 2371598

>>2371588
how dare you

No. 2371599

>>2371593
Uh huh

No. 2371605

>>2371584
I mean, if you have an actual job and you can't be online all of the time, that's a normie to me.

No. 2371611

>>2371605
but the opposite of normie isn't neet.

No. 2371616

>>2371605
Anons here are failed normies. Normies dont use imageboards

No. 2371619

>>2371616
It's not 2014 anymore anon. LCF is mentioned on TikTok, Twitter, Tumblr, even Roblocks. It's really not a hidden secret for only elder millennials. The whole "normies never use imageboards…" is more like what losers that use imageboards tell themselves to cope. Normies have always used imageboards and they always will use imageboards.

No. 2371626

>>2371619
Thats nice, normies still dont use imageboards anon. You're a failed normie.

No. 2371628

>>2371626
Okay then. Why do I bother?

No. 2371629

>>2371628
You wanted to prove something to yourself

No. 2371634

>>2371629
I never said I was a normie. I said that normies use this site. I don't know why you got aggressive and decided to attack me like a rabid skunk. You're part of the reason why us autists get such a bad rep online.

No. 2371639

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>>2371628
the sooner you accept you're not a normie, the sooner you can be free to live your degenerate life nonny. Be free.

No. 2371645

>>2371634
nta but when was nonna aggressive KEK

No. 2371646

>>2371645
When she hurt my feelings and made me cry and self harm.

No. 2371650

>>2371646
damn nonna you could have just rubbed one out.

No. 2371661

>>2371650
Sanic I didn't know u could post

No. 2371685

>>2371535
Put bisexual after bi-cycle

No. 2371687

Slammed a 10kg plate directly into my crotch at the gym today, it hurt but not for long. Would've bodied a man though, based womanhood

No. 2371696

Watching Friday and remembering I don't always have to roll a long joint. An L plate is enough sometimes

No. 2371775

This job is typically very low stakes but there are pockets of time where I feel myself getting grey hairs.

No. 2371794

Goddddd I’m so bored. What are you guys doing rn? Anything fun, any suggestions?

No. 2371796

>>2371794
I'm dealing with a broke pedophile, when I'm bored I usually start playing tetris.

No. 2371798

>>2371584
Chris Chan was fired for imitating Donald Duck
>>2371796
What does this mean? Dealing as in killing him I hope?

No. 2371804

>>2371794
About to play vidya with my bestie Roots of Pacha if you like cute farming sims. It's Stone Age Stardew Valley

No. 2371808

>>2371796
Um.. why? Kek
>>2371804
Oh that sounds nice is it for the computer or console?

No. 2371812

>>2371808
I think both? I have it on Switch, but the website says it's on Steam, Switch, PS4/5 and XBox.

No. 2371845

I'm so bored. Wish I had a hyperfixation that would make me maladaptive daydream

No. 2371852

File: 1738199330713.jpg (55.49 KB, 657x527, 1000001412.jpg)

the spa i work at is always playing relaxing instrumental music and today one of the night time tracks from skyrim found its way onto the station so i ran around telling my 50yr old coworkers how excited i was. i was even wearing my skyrim earrings today it was so perfect

No. 2371854

>>2371812
Maybe one day I’ll check it out and pirate lol

No. 2371864

does this guy like me or do i like him and that is why i notice him around more often.

No. 2371865

>>2371864
Go ask Sanic this

No. 2371866

>>2371864
You would 100% know if he liked you

No. 2371996

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I wanto to be a nepo baby like Laika's president so badly, nonnies. I wish i had a rich family to bankroll me so i dont have to start college and persue a boring, stable career just to not end up homeless. Its not fucking fair. I am going to get a super cute sketchbook and buy tons of cute stickers to decorate it to cope. And i am going to draw the most raunchy autistic yaoi in class to repell normalfags. I am tired of having to be pretend i am friendly.(wrong thread)

No. 2372027

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>>2371996
me too nona… taking a subsidized career class just to make a little more than minimum wage cleaning shit and other bodily eliminations for the rest of my life. coping by consooming chiikawa stationary and decorating my post-mortem notes with usagi deco

No. 2372077

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>>2372027
wish we had chiikawa shit here, the chinese aliexpress importers havent caught on what a money making machine chiikawa is. I am buying tons of cute capybary shit. I got like 30 bucks to waste on this garbage.

No. 2372086

>>2372077
Same, nonnie, I'm feeling sad because I will have to get some proxy to order my own bootleg chiikawa shit, I just can't wait for the Chinese store resellers to get the merch, I really want some chiikawa plushies and maybe a pen or a notebook too.
But I also can't wait for them to bring the bootleg stuff because it will be hilarious to see.

No. 2372090

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>>2372086
bootleg chiikawa merch is a gem on its own highly recommend

No. 2372091

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>>2372090
samefag

No. 2372092

>>2372090
>>2372091
anachan chiikawa and deathfat chiikawa

No. 2372093

>>2372091
Kek, I love the deathfat style.

No. 2372094

>>2371145
It was purple and smelled weird, wasn't like that when I bought it. It was imported from Brazil if that's relevant. Brazil imported meat and poultry always had a bad reputation here.

No. 2372135

>>2372094
It was probably already going bad when you bought it. Or maybe your freezer isn't cold enough.
Unless it's the absolute only thing you have to eat you really shouldn't cook meat that looks and smells funny.

No. 2372150

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>>2371437
I'm actually unemployed right now, but I haven't been as active as I usually am because 1. I'm not that interested in the new milk (the vent thread drama and /snow/ threads) like I want to be, and 2. I've been playing Bimboland since there's an event going on.

No. 2372155

I bought Sasuke ramen. I was going to buy the Naruto ramen so me and my friend can have a NaruSasu dinner to bid farewell to my NEET status before i start college on monday, but he's a fag and choose to bring pizza instead. So i am eating Sasuke ramen alone. I am going to force him to watch After Hours now.

No. 2372180

>>2372155
sakura won

No. 2372258

i always have a shitty mouth taste/feel. to be fair, i need to be better with washing my teeth, but even when i'm on top of it, it's nasty.

No. 2372275

Fucking funny when moids have daddy issues and be like "I hate my dad, I don't want to be like him at all he sucks for not accepting xyz" but then you take a good long look at him and realize that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree kek they are exactly like their dads, sometimes even worse(off-topic)

No. 2372279

>>2372258
Brush your tongue and invest in ACT mouthwash.

No. 2372281

>>2372258
Same. I wear a retainer so i smell like death in the morning.

No. 2372297

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right now the metro i was taking was underground it smelled like petrichor, had me like picrel kek

No. 2372337

I placed an order on yesstyle a few days ago and everything is ready to ship except the one free gift that I don't even want and they're waiting for to get in stock again. Just ship my order without it! I don't need a shitty face mask.

No. 2372396

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just today i suddenly started feeling like my friends aren't really my friends and sitting alone in a row of seats in class bothered me more than it should've(it's the first row that's in direct view of the professor's desk ofc nobody wants to sit there, it's not because they hate you, you dolt) and when the prof left the class for a bit, i immediately started thinking about packing up my stuff and just leaving just because i felt "off", it's my period isn't it.

No. 2372408

>>2372396
can you emphasise a little more on where you don't feel a bond with your friends anymore? you also feel as if sitting alone is connected in some way or form, which is exactly how i felt when i was ostracised at school. i was constantly gaslighted to, told i was just 'a kinda like a narcissist who always wants to be around everyone' and backbited about. but if you see any other signs of your friends neglecting you or intentionally leaving you out of your social circle then i say to make new friends.

No. 2372410

Went on a date and the only things he wanted to know were about my job. "How many hours would you ideally work?" "Why did you choose that specific field?" It was kind of weird. I tried to tell him about some funny anecdotes and told him about an weird ass old dude that send in an "application for a woman". The moid then said that he could relate to that. I have a weird feeling in my gut now

No. 2372471

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>go to Walmart before work to kill time
>check out toy aisle
>vintage recreation of Jem and the Holograms doll and My Buddy plush doll
>black space in between
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiago's doll?

No. 2372490

>>2372408
i don't really know, i feel like this girl that i got closer with with just feels different nowadays(that i was really happy about), like she just doesn't smile as often, i don't know, just seems a bit more high strung, but i attribute that to her recent business and academic stuff(she's gotten into selling custom crochet stuff and she's a part of this Trends and Forecasting group of our college), and i've gotten in my head about people just not inviting me out to stuff(like going to get fabric in bulk that we need for a subject, or people talking about cafes and bakeries opening nearby, or people discussing plans right in front of me), but it's not like people just straight up never consider me, i went out for lunch and saw an exhibition with a friend before and she reached out first, and its probably bc i live quite far from college and most friends i have just have Paying Guest accommodations right next to the college that they think i'll say no to any plans bc it's too far away, and i recently learnt that i have a certain unapproachable unpleasant "vibe" to me, i'm >>>/ot/2367096 kek, and that could be the factor, but recently i've taken on more of a "studious" dork reputation and i hope that improves.

No. 2372491

>>2372471
KEKKKK

No. 2372494

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>>2372471
I only know about Carmen Sandiego from the show based on it and i thought it was so good, not that memorable, but entertaining when i watched it, i always loved it's art style, and i liked the lil infodumps when they would go to a new place because it reminded me of the writing in Thea Sisters. also, she walked so Scarletella could run.

No. 2372498

>>2372471
I love you for this joke kekkk
But ouch, that price. Toys are so expensive now.

No. 2372534

File: 1738249097075.jpeg (Spoiler Image,89.65 KB, 856x324, no mention on lolcow.JPEG)

>>2371570
Probably talking about the one that launched in October. part of the rules now is to not link it on lolcow or talk it about it here, but I don't know how they'd enforce that anyway. i highlighted the part that mentioned it was against the rules now

No. 2372555

i will move to the usa if they unban kinder surprise eggs. i don't care about healthcare i just want the chocolate eggs.

No. 2372596

>>2372534
Is it invite-only?

No. 2372616

>>2371619
>LCF is mentioned on TikTok, Twitter, Tumblr, even Roblocks.

That’s exactly why the quality has gone down so much. This is why you’re not supposed to mention them in public.

No. 2372628

>>2372534
cerbmin got doxxed? whoa

No. 2372639

>>2372534
So what is up with that omg super secret ib, why can't it be linked? What is the theme and is it women only too?

No. 2372640

>>2372639
seems to be pirate themed

No. 2372642

>>2372534
kek cuckquing going for the jugular with the dox apparently

No. 2372647

>>2372640
either pirate or generic nautical

No. 2372651

>>2372647
Oh fuck OFF! I love nautical and pirate themed things. I’m so jealous someone was able to make an ib from scratch with that.

No. 2372659

thread pic is so fucking adorable

No. 2372661

>>2372659
I know right. I love chewawas. I always wanted one ever since Paris Hilton got one. When I was little there used to be a drug dealer that lived across the street that owned 2 chewawas and when she hung out in her front yard my mum and me would go over to pet them. Everyone says they're obnoxious but I don't think so, I think they're lovable and friendly and very kindhearted as well.

No. 2372682

>>2372642
I genuinely hope the new ib isn't hosted by that faggot

No. 2372693

If you're going to talk about that imageboard you might as well post the name, don't be coy.

No. 2372714

File: 1738256282621.webp (102.79 KB, 860x1290, HOT.webp)

I suggested to my nigel that we watch Smallville together and he enthusiastically agreed, not realizing that I'm only watching it so I can ogle the cute guys

No. 2372717

>>2372693
someone has to be brave and post it for a couple of minutes so only us who spend here all day can see it

No. 2372718

>>2372682
Which faggot?

No. 2372720

>>2372717
No. If you're going to do that, make it into an anagram with a missing letter so that you can only figure out the name given context clues.

No. 2372721

>>2372717
i know, im really sad. id keep it safe with my entire heart.

No. 2372724

>>2372717
please please please

No. 2372727

Don't listen to these people, don't post it. Hell, one of them could be a scrote.

No. 2372729

>>2372727
So nobody else will ever be able to have the link ever? It will just be open to those who were lucky enough to grab it while it was around?

No. 2372730

>>2372727
don't make me go lava rock chan on this thread to prove my worth. please, an anagram or a 5 min post or something, lc is so dead these days

No. 2372731

File: 1738256873480.png (5.21 MB, 2816x2084, dollar store shit.png)

Choosing to stop ordering food and instead put the money aside and have a big dollar store haul at the end of the month was probably the best decision i ever made. I could have ordered fast food three times with the money i wasted buying all this stuff. I also havent bought a pecil sharpener, stickers or a pen since i was in middle school, so it made me feel like a kid again. All my stuff from hs is completly chewed out at this point it was time to buy some new stuff that doesnt have bite marks. I am proly going to get bullied in college for my kawiwi bnuuy sharpener but fuck them.

No. 2372732

>>2372729
Unironically yes. It should be spread by word of mouth. If you want a truly insular protected women's only imageboard you have to be protective of it.

No. 2372734

>>2372727
Seconding. The whole reason we aren't supposed to share imageboards is because it drags in the wrong crowd. This is especially true with women-only imageboards and communities. We don't know who is lurking this thread right now.

No. 2372736

>>2372732
its so unfair to the nonnies who were busy that moment or on breaks. i understand but i suppose it still sucks that i missed out. also who the hell would you even share it with irl? most females love trannies and have no clue about ib culture

No. 2372738

>>2372736
Amongst other trusted friends I assume, both online and irl.

No. 2372739

>>2372732
I'm biased because I'm not one of the privileged ones to know what board it is, but i feel like that's a really bad strategy and it'll just doom it to fail if no one can find out about it kek

No. 2372741

>>2372736
sorry you said word of mouth, not irl. oh well, im envious of the theme and i hope its more glorious than these waters (or pastures)

No. 2372742

>>2372739
At that point its just a small female friend group, no? Eventually people will be able to tell whos who if its that small and people start to fall off or take breaks

No. 2372743

File: 1738257131511.gif (2.32 MB, 394x302, emma-roberts-tantrum.gif)

>>2372738
but i have no troon hating friends

No. 2372747

>>2372742
the screencap is kind of cut off but it says 600 unique daily visitors on the bottom so it can't be that small

No. 2372749

>>2372742
hell, i know lolcow is dead, but even I can recognise some anons on here by the stuff they post and the way they write.

No. 2372751

>>2372742
Anon, it has ober 600 daily users. That's anything but small.

No. 2372752

>>2372747
how the fuck have 600 people migrated there in the span of 3 months? seems inaccurate

No. 2372756

>>2372752
unique daily visitors isn't the same as posters. those visitors will include web bots etc, people visiting on multiple devices. its still not small though

No. 2372757

>>2372743
Same nona, we are missing out together

No. 2372760

Either way, it shouldn't be shared.

No. 2372761

>>2372760
fine BITCH!!! go get scurvy

No. 2372762

>>2372743
Me too nona

No. 2372764

If you think lolcow is too slow you have never been in an imageboard before and are used to the stream of content from social media. I used to post on ibs that had two daily posts. Lolcow is probably one of the most active ib left.

No. 2372768

>>2372764
not about it being slow but tainted. feeling dirty and needing a wash after being here nowadays

No. 2372769

>>2372764
Sorry that I remember what lc used to be like?? I don't care how "active" it is now when it's just seething trannies and selfposting fags.

No. 2372770

I remember a nona ages ago who said she would make a pirate-themed IB when CC was down I think, and that she would share it here when done. And now it's done and she isn't sharing? Such bullshit.

No. 2372774

>>2372770
I get that it's unsafe because this site is like 80% lurking moids at this point. But it still sucks that I wont be able to hang out there because I'm too retarded to find sane female friends.

No. 2372775

>>2372770
what's frustrating is that I remember that too kek I was here for the OG idea but not privileged enough to see the finished product, feels bad

No. 2372777

>>2372774
same nonnie, im sorry. i wish there was something that we could do. ill probably just ditch LC for solitude but then i may never find the website. i wish i thought of the idea first.

No. 2372778

>>2372769
not every opinion you disagree with its a moid, you honestly sound annoying so it doesnt surprise me pirate anons dont want you in their sekrit club

No. 2372781

They're sailing the seven seas without us and it's probably for the best

No. 2372783

File: 1738258005308.jpg (51.64 KB, 800x450, scared hamster.jpg)

>>2372534
>/w/histleblower
>lolcow has been compromised
what does this mean

No. 2372784

File: 1738258008064.jpeg (6.25 KB, 275x183, images (8).jpeg)

I feel like the userbase has little to no internet sleuthing skills anymore, given the context clues, footprint of posts relating to the site both here and other related places and the image given it shouldn't be too hard to find it. That's how I found that niche korean pop music imageboard.

No. 2372785

>>2372778
you are begging so hard i'm starting to think you're a scrote honestly. wanna link it to sharty as soon as someone posts the URL here?

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No. 2372787

>>2372780
who the fuck is sharty? ive relented i was just persistent because im upset i missed out

No. 2372789

SEND THE FUCKING URL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No. 2372790

I feel like the news reporters on my local news station are genuinely on the spectrum. They act like David Lynch characters. They’re so awkward that the have frequently ended up in “most embarrassing newscast moments” on YouTube.

No. 2372791

>>2372785
what, i none of the annoying newfags begging for the link. I am fine with lolcow.

No. 2372794

>>2372784
Spent hours searching the text, trying to figure out the letter of characters in the url, tracing back to threads. Guess it’s only for true pirates who can find the treasure

No. 2372795

>>2372534
What do they mean by compromised, and what dox? Anywho, if the site isn't allowed to be shared anyone then honestly it's probably slow anyway.

No. 2372797

>>2372781
so is it confirmed pirate-themed?

No. 2372798

>>2372784
Choachan and whatever the new name is now has been openly talked about many times here though. I'm not saying you're wrong, but you don't exactly need sleuthing skills to find it.

No. 2372799

>>2372798
I'm not talking about chaochan.

No. 2372801

File: 1738258419259.jpg (967.55 KB, 1600x1677, sub-buzz-723-1557513933-12.jpg)

They should have gotten together.

No. 2372802

>>2372799
heolkek then whatever

No. 2372804

>>2372784
I dont care to hide myself across imageboards tbh, i have the same stuff to say here and in other places

No. 2372806

>>2372798
This is part of the problem. Certain anons can't gate keep at all and shoutout any female ib constantly instead of using euphemisms like >>2372784 did. It invites raids and moids to colonize them.

No. 2372808

>>2372802
>says the name so flagrantly
This is why secret, insular female only imageboards will never catch on.

No. 2372810

>>2372799
>or whatever the new name is

No. 2372812

>>2372809
That mindset is why the name shouldn't be shared.

No. 2372813

>>2372808
they call eachother femoids there, its like wanting to protect the integrity of the soy chan

No. 2372814

>>2372802
This is a kpoptard imageboard, who the fuck wants to use that kek

No. 2372816

>>2372813
on the pirate ib? oh hell nah they got a tranny running that shit!

No. 2372817

>>2372806
>if we dont say the name and only use euphemisms, they wont find it and wont raid it!
this doesn't make any sense. the same hoops that i would go through to find it a troon would too

No. 2372818

>>2372813
They also call each other roasties

No. 2372822

>>2372818
i am glad they kicked them out of here, they are pure aids

No. 2372824

Beeped at three people today who don't understand indicators, traffic lights and road positioning and all of them came out of the university. Retard alert! Woo woo

No. 2372825

>>2372816
The ayrt was talking about the kpop board. The admin of the nautical ib already posted hand pic and a vocal recording to the site for transparency reasons. She also uses voice chat during the town halls and it's pretty obvious she's a normal woman.

No. 2372826

>>2372808
Stop lying, it's not that retarded board.

No. 2372827

>>2372817
someone on crystal cafe said the name is 18 characters long. the old crystal cafe threads here where they talked about making it suggested they use a funny pun name for it, we know it ends in .net so maybe its something dumb like fi.shing.net but longer idk

No. 2372830

>>2372822
The admin also lusts after some plastic faggot who bullied women, it truly is a blessing that kpopfags are banned

No. 2372831

>>2372827
Start thinking of nautical/pirate puns

No. 2372832

>>2372827
Is CC free of cp spam right now? I want to dig around for the name of the board but I don't want to end up seeing that shit.

No. 2372834

>>2372825
Fuck it im making my own nautical IB since i love nautical things. Or a western theme.

No. 2372835

>>2372832
Why not post it in the designated autosaged thread?

No. 2372836

>>2372832
Snails dead..you have to let cc go nona..

No. 2372837

>>2372831
like? literally cant think of anything that fits

No. 2372838

>>2372832
Already dug best I could. Many of us nonnies are on the case. I think it was bait/fake, maybe the site is still in progress. Kind of fucked up that they'd post that and leave, they're probably laughing at us on there

No. 2372840

>>2372827
>>2372832
>>2372831
>Lolcow.Farms in the Mystery of the Nautical IB
This is the most fun I've had on here in days. A part of me doesn't want anyone here to find it and go blabbing here, but good luck and have fun.

No. 2372841

>>2372837
something like piratescove? I remember when the idea of a new in was being discussed and that was one of them.

No. 2372842

>>2372841
thats… not even close to a pun

No. 2372844

>>2372842
The post said the pun was suggested, not that they actually did it

No. 2372845

>>2372841
>>2372831
Wait, wait. Don't you remember the roots? Where LC and all of the other similar female oriented boards come from? It was nautical, but I can't think of any puns or huge ass names.

No. 2372846

>>2372842
What if it isn't a pun too? It's 18 characters long and we do know it's pirate and nautical theme so give or take it'll include words such as
>pirate
>nautical
>ship
>seven seas
>plank
>deck
>poopdeck
and so forth, we can't forget possibilities of the naming being similar to lolcow.farms.

No. 2372849

>>2372845
Okay, not exactly a pun, but more of a theme

No. 2372850

>>2372846
seafaring
dead (wo)man tell no tales
seawoman? seadogs? voyage? ahoy? mate? matey? treasure? island? parrot

No. 2372851

>>2372846
If it has nothing to do with seagulls then it can't be that good.

No. 2372854

>>2372849
how THE FUCK are we supposed to find it with the hint being "natical themed, 18 chars and ends with .net"
it can literally be hoypiratebooty.net

No. 2372856

>>2372850
it better fucking have seagulls and eyepatches and a containment board for scurvy catchers and peg legs and rum and a vast ocean

No. 2372857

>>2372854
Is it 18 char in total including the .net or is only the name 18 char?

No. 2372858

>>2372850
What I wonder is if the name itself is 18 characters long or is it entire web address that's 18 characters long?

No. 2372859

>>2372858
if they count https as a character they are retarded

No. 2372860

I vaguely remember ideas about a nautical imageboard being discussed in the august 29th incident bunker threads, but I didn't think it would actually happen.

No. 2372862

File: 1738259902447.png (149.55 KB, 936x499, confused wagie gets called by …)

kek

No. 2372863

How are there so many retards that dont know how inspect element works.

No. 2372864

>>2372860
Kind of sad the admin did a big fuck you to all of her supporters/contributors in the thread. Not trying to neg but still?

No. 2372865

>>2372860
If it was talked about there then there are already moids on it.

No. 2372867

>>2372860
It didn’t exist then. It was created in October.

No. 2372869

>>2372860
it was discussed way before that too

No. 2372870

>>2372858
are you autistic

No. 2372871

>>2372862
that filename has me howling

No. 2372876

some nonny needs to snitch

No. 2372878

>>2372863
actually braindead

No. 2372882

>>2372876
Yeah, the idea was born here so it should be shared here.

No. 2372883

>>2372867
Yeah but from what I remember, people in the one of cc bunkers were talking about how a new imageboard needs to be made, and someone suggested a nautical theme. Obviously this was before anything actually started properly being planned out though (if the site is even real), so it's unlikely to be a lead unless someone suggested a name that did end up being used.

No. 2372886

>>2372862
wait where the fuck was this posted? I've never seen that theme

No. 2372889

>>2372886
its probably a screenshot from the nautical ib making fun of our attempts to find it

No. 2372890

>>2372886
It just looks like a theme that got fucked up by a dark mode browser extension.

No. 2372891

>>2372661
Honestly I used to think they where annoying until my neighbor gifted me one (long story short, her chihuahua got pregnant altough she was spayed, and she didn't wanted to sell her puppy) and I gotta admit she is a sweetheart,she loves her dog sisters and I never seen her being agressive at all. I love that dumbass.

No. 2372892

There was some nonny that was able to de-censor a chat shared in addy's thread through some filters. I haven't figured out how to do it because I tried to brighen/contrast/etc. that screenshot and it didn't reveal anything. Maybe I'm using the wrong method but someone else could try?

No. 2372895

>>2372892
Sure, post what you want to decensor

No. 2372898

>>2372886
it's from the junkuchan bunker thread

No. 2372899

>>2372895
the url of the new ib that's censored here >>2372534

No. 2372906

I bet they're laughing at this over there right now and are glad we can't find it

No. 2372909

Is it true that Cerbmin is a real homosexual in his mid 30s??

No. 2372911

i just want cerbmin dox kek

No. 2372916

>>2372783
that's what i want to know too.
>>2372777
maybe we are lucky one day. i have been improving my social skills but everyone i interact with in rl is a normie. it's nice that they don't talk about troons, but we usually don't share interests

No. 2372919

I found it. This shit is deader than fujochan, whats with the theatrics about it?

No. 2372924

>>2372919
are you trolling. i think youre trolling. post some caps from that ib

No. 2372925

File: 1738261895507.jpg (12.76 KB, 228x275, bait.jpg)


No. 2372926

>>2372919
drop name however you can im still curious, idk post and delete after 5 minutes or something

No. 2372928

>>2372919
Don't tease. Post screenshots.

No. 2372931

>>2372919
If you really found it, post the full version of the page shown in >>2372534

No. 2372932

>>2372926
moids will flood the site if anon does that. it's better to be left unknown even if it sucks for us nonas left behind

No. 2372933

apparently the admins here are really, really sick. i cant be here anymore, even on vpn, and i hope one day nautical IB can shelter us if it even exists. apparently a troon hosts there too, but theyll deny it

No. 2372936

File: 1738262079831.jpeg (1.1 MB, 1113x1288, fbef7ef1f7a0a346ca5b7f0c944ea9…)

>>2371229
I saw her! I was worried I'd be awkward but it was like we didn't just spend the last 3 months in an ldr, it was all so natural. She got me so many things. She is so cute, she looked so pretty. She said she loves me a lot. I missed chewing on her thumb, I missed her!

No. 2372937

>>2372787
I think it's the sharty, as in soyjak.party

No. 2372938

>>2372919
Pics or it didn't happen.

No. 2372940

>>2372933
What do you mean by "really, really sick"? Post caps and elaborate, otherwise there's no point in posting this

No. 2372941

>>2372919
>>2372933
>>2372932
>t. janny trying to distract us

No. 2372942

>>2372933
You can't just say that and not elaborate.

No. 2372944

>>2372919
Dont snitch no matter how much they beg

No. 2372945

>>2372933
can you please post proof? even if jannies delete it anyone with this thread open will see it before they do. please you gotta protect us

No. 2372948

>>2372943
ngl the riddle one would be cool but then again if it's supposed to be female only they can't give hints on this infested site

No. 2372949

>>2372933
proof or it's fake. someone posted something similar on CC with no proof either

No. 2372950

>>2372944

Shut up nautitranny admin, im posting the link once i confirm its been found

No. 2372951

I have a feeling this is going to end by either
>Anon will have claim to have found it, tease everyone in the thread for not finding it and not post it. Another Anon will post the link right after.
>A Anon will find it, post the link, and everyone here will flood the site for 2-3 hours before getting bored and rarely touching the site again but the site will never remain the same.
>It will be revealed that there isn't a board and that the image board actually died and self-imploded due to discord drama. Anons will claim to have found it and it will become a in joke here.
>Alternatively, the board never existed and that screenshot is fake.
>Anon will find the site, but will be banned if posting the link or anything to damning because Cerbmin doesn't want her(?) doxx to leak because it has the most degenerate, cowish, and disgusting information possible that will cause many users to flee.
>Nautical poster will come here, post a vague riddle in order to find the site. It's too hard, and because 95% of posters on this site have poor reading comprehension it is never found.

No. 2372953

This all feels like a big gayops

No. 2372954

Maybe this is all a plot to get people to post on LC again

No. 2372956

File: 1738262392343.png (41.89 KB, 1013x371, screenshot.png)

>>2372949
This has the potential to be the first LC shitstorm of the new year, provided it isn't trolling

No. 2372957

>>2372953
I'm starting to think the discord thing above said is true. Didn't someone mention a discord group earlier being related to this? A nonnie had a female only discord they made on the friend finder tread. Not sure

No. 2372961

>>2372951
fwiw i can't find any results by searching the text of the page anon posted the screenshot of, i can find lolcow pages using the same method so idk if they're hiding it from search or what. that's about as far as my snooping skills go

No. 2372963

I haven't been this excited since yuripedo's doxx kekk, someone needs to find that ib ASAP

No. 2372964

>>2372956
if anon actually had that proof they'd just post it, they are just attentionwhoring. the crystal cafe jannies hate lolcow they'd definitely let whatever proof stay up there

No. 2372965

>>2372956
Its fake because they would have already posted a tiny bit of proof of the dox by this point

No. 2372966

Lolcow arg

No. 2372967

>>2372964
That's what I'm thinking too. I have a feeling that either the site in its entirety doesn't exist, or that this whole cerbmin stuff is a attempt at baiting because if it's "worse than we can imagine" then you would assume at least someone would've posted or even told us what is it that's so bad. This is some Cicada 3301 Polybius shit and it's actually unnerving me.

No. 2372970

>>2372967
the people who decided the admins were "ashley jankowski" spammed meta for weeks but the people who apparently have proof the admin is a sicko raping kids or whatever don't post it anywhere but a super secret imageboard that nobody can prove exists? suuure I believe it.

No. 2372973

File: 1738262841693.gif (18.75 KB, 130x130, pirate.gif)

pirate ib is a psyop

No. 2372974

Even though I consider myself alt/casual goth I can't stand other goth content creators. You would ever guess I was based on my fyp except for interior design things. It's just most are unhinged, too ugly to stare at or are just ethots. That and the "advice" they give others is absolute shit or common sense. Hate it

No. 2372977

If there is a board don't visit without a VPN in case this is some sort of tranny operation to get farmer IPs. They're trying to get nonnies riled up over some sort of horrible secret they refuse to elaborate on.

No. 2372978

>>2372976
try writing it in 1337 then

No. 2372979

>>2372976
baiting retard

No. 2372980

>>2372976
post an image with the name in it (if youre not lying)

No. 2372982

>>2372976
don't bother posting it here, if we can't find it for ourselves, then we were never truly worthy.

No. 2372983

>>2372976
fake and gay

No. 2372984

>>2372976
Post an image, link to a pastebin. Hell, make a Youtube video and link that. You know there are ways around it.

No. 2372985

>>2372974
There’s only one I watch with a couple thousand subs. She is more eclectic and doesn’t just make videos about goth subculture. But she’s a recovering nlog.

No. 2372986

File: 1738263061515.png (2.36 KB, 244x226, 1348764844816.png)

i doubt its real but i wish it was

No. 2372987

>guys i found it but every time i try to type the name the deep state pulls up in a van and starts breaking down my door!!

No. 2372988

>>2372976
The imageboard name?

No. 2372989

File: 1738263111669.jpg (31.15 KB, 612x408, istockphoto-1392352614-612x612…)

>>2372986
Right? This is getting interesting, retardation be damned.

No. 2372990

>>2372985
I might be interested then. I like to have youtube on for background sound. I've been listening to Soda pets on YT or horror movies.

No. 2372991

>>2372988
Was a post deleted?

No. 2372993

>>2372991
Yeah, an anon said “everytime I try to post the name it gets auto deleted”

No. 2372994

>>2372991
The post was just some retard claiming that they were trying to post a link to the ib but it kept getting auto deleted.

No. 2372997

>>2372993
it could be the anon deleting the posts themselves to cause more drama, hasn't been anywhere near thirty minutes since it was posted

No. 2372998

>>2372993
>2372976 now deleted
She deleted it herself, right?

No. 2372999

Wait… what's going on itt? First I discover my entire inner social circle and family have been completely oblivious to the airplane crash that happened like 15 hours ago, and now there's talk of evil admins, doxes, and janny conspiracy? Wtf? What's happening?

No. 2373000

>>2372997
if they were actually trying to silence discussion they would be deleting the rest of us talking about her post and not just deleting her post that says "jannies deleting". it's dumb bait, I guess mods are asleep

No. 2373001

>retards falling for this obvious bait
anons are right, lorcor is dead. No one posting ITT and falling for this ruse can be older than 18.

No. 2373002

>>2372999
cerbmin is deep state

No. 2373003

>>2372999
Either something really stupid and retarded or something really unnerving and serious.

No. 2373005

>>2372999
>999
Nonny… your time has come. We are in a simulation. This world is a fabricated reality.

No. 2373006

>>2372999
What plane crash?

No. 2373007

>>2373002
Is an anon accusing admins of being pedos? Idgi.

No. 2373008

File: 1738263404000.jpg (213.65 KB, 1080x466, 82837473838.jpg)

>>2372956
Their supposed reasoning for not posting it

No. 2373009


No. 2373013

>>2372990
Her YT is THE MOST CANCELLED MAN ALIVE. She’s desisted but she still lets people in the comments refer to her with male pronouns. pretty sure she’s a farmer but stopped after people recognized her posting style, she has a recognizable cadence

No. 2373014

>>2373008
Sure, I don't believe it.

No. 2373016

>>2373008
but if the convos are already serious enough that anons would never use the site again what's the point of holding out, unless janny is trying to scrape enough evidence to actually report cerb to authorities or whatever?

No. 2373017

>>2373008
>The thread contains intimate details that would reveal her identity to cerbmin…
But why would someone post private information/self doxx in some thread on a dead website instead of emailing back and forth or just texting with the people they’re trying to communicate with?

No. 2373020

>>2373008
Isn't posting that already damning too?

No. 2373021

>>2373008
seems fake, I doubt they have enough staff to have 4 different mods just for /w/

No. 2373022

>>2373008
So there's a janny doing a sting on the admins for illicit behavior and conversations?…

No. 2373028

>>2373022
So, what are you all's bets on Cerbmin's skeletons? I'm going to guess bullying and embezzlement.

No. 2373031

>>2373028
Fuck, I have no idea lmao. Maybe posting without their admin tags?

No. 2373032

>>2373026
Is blue beards wives the site? I tried bluebeardswives.net but got nothing.

>>2373022
We should report posts on /w/ to send her coded messages so she knows she has our support

No. 2373034

>>2373006
The military helicopter and civilian jet crash in Washington D.C.

No. 2373036

I'm a lesbian and I have no gag respect and I think it is the funniest thing ever. I have also had a few male doctors say some weird things to me. Like this I was getting swamped for strep and he was like "wow your going to make someone very happy one day" bro I was leterly a miner and the time and didn't understand what he meant by that until years later.

No. 2373040

File: 1738263896862.jpg (48.29 KB, 720x480, 1684921020362160.jpg)

>>2373008
>post number 301696
>on an imageboard made in october with less than 1k monthly visitors
you guys are actually mentally challenged fuck you for derailing the thread with this retarded crap. I fucking hate zoomies.

No. 2373041

>>2373040
The screenshot is from crystal cafe, retard.

No. 2373042

>>2373036
>leterely
You have to be 18 to post here

No. 2373043

>>2373040
this is cc

No. 2373044

>>2373040
I'm pretty sure that screencap is CC

No. 2373045

>>2373040
it's from cc

No. 2373046

File: 1738263954724.jpg (131.43 KB, 800x1628, object.jpg)

OBJECTION! NONNYJONESLOCKER.NET DOES NOT EXIST! SURELY AN ADMIN CREATIVE ENOUGH TO MAKE AN ENTIRELY NAUTICAL THEMED IMAGEBOARD WOULD ALSO HAVE A SITE THEME TO MATCH!

No. 2373048

>>2373040
that's from cc

No. 2373049

>>2373001
Seeing anons calling this "unnerving" is so pathetic

No. 2373051

can something intersting come out of this already

No. 2373052

>>2373040
>less than 1k monthly visitors
it gets 600 unique visitors a day according to the screenshot

No. 2373053

File: 1738264111305.png (572.44 KB, 986x920, cece.png)

>>2373036
>letrely a miner

No. 2373054

>>2373049
I think that was just one, probably in on the bait for just genuine autismo.

No. 2373055

>>2373032
>We should report posts on /w/ to send her coded messages so she knows she has our support
All the other jannies and farmhands will see it and it'll become an even bigger issue for everyone involved, including whoever reports said posts.

No. 2373056

>>2373055
Too late I already made like 50 reports I really wanted to encourage her

No. 2373059

>>2373056
Nta but enjoy the incoming bannerino.

No. 2373061

>>2373048
>>2373045
>>2373044
>>2373043
>>2373041
you are still retards for not knowing what inspect element is. You are on the level of boomers who get scammed by indian moids.

No. 2373062

>>2373059
It's fine I made them from 50 different VPN IPs so she'd think she had lots of friends

No. 2373063

>>2373001
Dunno, I’m enjoying watching anons fall for it

No. 2373065

>>2373063
same anon I've been stirring shit up on all the other imageboards too I'm having a great time kek

No. 2373066

You know farmhands are monitoring this thread and reading every post right? This is a gayop anyway

No. 2373067

>>2373062
Kek anon

No. 2373068

>>2373066
To be fair, if this is all true the last thing the moderators/cerbmin will want to do is acknowledge it.

No. 2373069

>>2373061
>you are still retards for not knowing what inspect element is. You are on the level of boomers who get scammed by indian moids.
????

No. 2373070

File: 1738264469259.png (6.25 KB, 410x168, bluebabe.png)

>>2373046
Are you dumb? the main theme setting is supposed to be a SEA

No. 2373071


No. 2373074

>>2373061
To what end? You need the url of the site you want to inspect, dumbass. What is lc's HTML going to tell us?

No. 2373076

>>2373070
>they can use emoticons
already better than lc

No. 2373077

>>2373070
what's this?

No. 2373081

>>2373074
lmao retard

No. 2373082

File: 1738264686203.jpg (263.86 KB, 900x900, pasture it.jpg)

>they're discussing the secret ib!!
pasture it

No. 2373083

>>2373068
If they really cared and any of this was real, farmhands would come here and shut this conversation off immediately. Then whoever is trolling would probably continue over CC.

No. 2373084

>>2373082
she doesnt look bogged enough 6/10

No. 2373088

>>2373084
she doesnt need to be, her site code is bogged enough

No. 2373094

>>2373083
I want to believe

No. 2373095

>>2373083
No, no you don't understand. Think about it, if what this secret imageboard is true and what that Crystal Cafe poster here >>2373008 said is true, then the very last thing the moderators or admin would want to do is acknowledge or bring any attention to it because at this point, it's more advantageous to both sides to let us retards argue and fight than actually find that board. If, and if this is all true, we find that board then
>cerbmin's dox and by proxy some really fucked up information about cerbmin will leak to the greater LC userbase
>the mole farmhand will be outted and won't complete her expose on cerbmin.
This is all if everything we've learned is true though.

No. 2373098

File: 1738265005121.png (9.89 KB, 827x93, fuck off fakers.png)

>>2373070
Fake screenshot. You will never find us.

No. 2373099

>>2373070
Kek why are you getting so offended like anyone would know that from the one screenshot that was shared

No. 2373100

>>2373095
so the theory about the tranny farmhand may turn out true huh?

No. 2373101

>>2373081
So we're not all terminally online autists like you, get over it. Tell us how inspect element accomplishes anything if you're so smart.

No. 2373103

>>2373098
Wouldn't it be better to let us believe the fake screenshot though?
>>2373100
tranny and worse.

No. 2373104

>>2373063
it's just what a lot of anons want to believe whether or not it's true

No. 2373106

>>2373101
>zoomies cant google
typical

No. 2373108

>>2373098
>10 months ago

No. 2373110

>>2373098
>we must protect the whistleblower at all costs
Kek, if this is real then whatever they have on the admin is most likely some dumb discord drama shit. If it was something serious, then they would've took action and it would've been posted somewhere (not even here necessarily, but CC for example) to protect the people that use this site and prevent admin from causing any more harm. Fraudulent and homosexual.

No. 2373111

>>2373110
as if they could keep a secret for ten months

No. 2373112

>>2373101
Inspect element allows you to locally edit the text on a web page, meaning you can get it to display whatever you want and then take a screenshot. I'm not sure what that anon is trying to imply though, I'm guessing that it's a screenshot from some random site but with the text edited to look like it's from the supposedly fake nautical one?

No. 2373113

What I know from the discord chat
>nautical/pirate themed
>/ho/, /ar/, /deck/, /sail/
>ocean themed
>banned anons are sent to "walk the plank"
>at least one tranny janny because its admin's autistic brother
>daily discord fights

no thanks

No. 2373115

>>2373113
why are you lying

No. 2373116

>>2373113
Sounds like a nightmare

No. 2373117

>>2373113
>/ho/
kek , a pirate theme ib sounds fucking retarded unless its for sharing pirated shit

No. 2373118


No. 2373119

>>2373117
>a pirate theme ib sounds fucking retarded
wrong

No. 2373121

>>2373120
Post it then bitch or you'll walk the plank

No. 2373122

>>2373120
pics or it didn't happen

No. 2373124

>>2373117
Imagine stumbling upon it, thinking someone there might know where to find an obscure movie you wanna watch, but it's self-identified femcels role-playing pirates. The disappointment would kill me.

No. 2373125

>>2373113
>at least one tranny janny because its admin's autistic brother
if that's true that's pathetic. it shouldn't be so hard to have one website without a degenerate cooming to cp every day. use a normal moid admin at least

No. 2373128

File: 1738265947362.jpg (48.5 KB, 313x400, AHHH.jpg)

BATTEN DOWN THE FUCKING HATCHES! THEY'RE COMING FOR US PIRATESSES!

No. 2373130

Stop letting these fake posts distract you. We need to get to the bottom of this so we can find out what fucked up shit "cerbmin" is doing behind the scenes.

No. 2373131

This is so fucking autistic kek

No. 2373132

>>2373130
it’s literally not real

No. 2373133

>>2373131
ain't it great

No. 2373134

>>2373130
Someone did say it was on tumblr so I'm going to check there

No. 2373135

This is 100% done by Cerbmin/Null to distract you from the fact its almost february and we dont have the results for the Lolcow Awards.

No. 2373136

>>2373124
What if it's all troons

No. 2373137

hilarious cos the real new image board is actually ninja themed

No. 2373138


No. 2373139

>>2373135
oh fuck off with the retarded null conspiracy theory, only newfags can possibly believe this because the admins have posted his cringy emails begging to be affiliated with this site over the years. he used to post here himself and get banned all the time. also null can actually code kek

No. 2373140

>>2373130
>Stop letting these fake posts distract you. We need to get to the bottom of [what fake posts told me]

No. 2373141

Oh my God, this is a Schrodinger's cat of an imageboard. Nothing is true but true at the same time.

No. 2373142

File: 1738266391507.png (108.01 KB, 316x237, IMG_3590.png)

>>2373141
i love my real new image board

No. 2373143

>>2373139
cerbmin is just null, lowtax and shoe on a trenchcoat

No. 2373144

File: 1738266442838.gif (507.18 KB, 640x640, surenull.gif)

>>2373139
suuuuuuuureeee

No. 2373146

>>2373144
i need chadification edit anon rn, i need her to help me visualize how null looks now that hes a skinny legend and no longer a deathfat

No. 2373147

File: 1738266519752.jpeg (365.71 KB, 1242x1927, IMG_3591.jpeg)


No. 2373148

>>2373137
actually its space themed

No. 2373153

>>2373144
FUCKING SPOILER HIM IM EATING

No. 2373155

File: 1738266666122.png (230.55 KB, 720x1443, 1.png)

searched for it and all I got was garbo posts about lolcow

No. 2373157

>>2373155
>women imageboard

No. 2373159

>>2373139
he really has a fetish for misandrist women, huh?

No. 2373162

File: 1738266967945.png (265.31 KB, 730x506, img-2025-01-30-19-55-27.png)

someone just posted this on another ib, I think it's actually real

No. 2373163

the new caps posted are so fake, nonnies give it a rest.

No. 2373164

What is going on in this thread

No. 2373165

>>2373162
>another ib
which one? the ninja-themed one? kek

No. 2373166

>>2373155
why do these pickmes always praise the most sexist men on earth, mark millar, really?

No. 2373167

>>2372534
This looks like the same red scribble as the original poster AND you can't like inspect element on mobile and this is a mobile screenshot
>>2373162
I believe it anons. She's stupid to keep leaking stuff though

No. 2373169

>>2373166
>sexiest
Freudian slip

No. 2373170

>>2373159
i believe it, he seems to have the hots for that lidl girl from the moid farms. I ship them.

No. 2373171

>>2373164
Really bored anon wants to mess around today

No. 2373172

>>2373167
with inspect element you can make the site look like if it was on mobile, nonnie probably edited the safari and fake mobile sc together

No. 2373173

>>2373169
no bitch you cant read

No. 2373176

File: 1738267392436.jpg (116.61 KB, 520x839, people-at-walmart-dressed-bad.…)

America nonna here. I was going to the store today and I remember 10 years ago it was like half the people were overweight and obese. Now? Every single person in the store was chonky. It actually helps me stay fit because when I see these people waddling down the aisles I choose healthier options and stay out of the snack areas.

No. 2373178

i believe in the lolcow deepstate

No. 2373180

File: 1738267429479.jpg (80.29 KB, 465x604, KE0f6j11cHM.jpg)

I hope one day we can have a new ib

No. 2373181

>>2373176
i would be morbidly obese if i was american, i would waddle from work to chipotles to taco bell to wendy's to burger king, not mcd i dont like it, to hooters to kfc then go home

No. 2373182

I sailed with secrets, hidden and deep,
In corners of the net where whispers creep.
A man with a beard, both blue and strange,
Kept us in silence, locked in our cage.

Our stories were drawn, in shadows and ink,
Shared in hidden spaces where fujos think.
The door we couldn’t open, the room we never knew,
Where all our tales turned a darker hue.

Who were we, bound by fate’s cruel thread,
With only our images, left silent and dead?

No. 2373183

File: 1738267586293.png (45.53 KB, 275x191, 1738267451153.png)

>>2373162
someone on cc posted another pic

No. 2373184

>>2373181
why would you go to hooters kek

No. 2373187

File: 1738267626749.jpg (65.38 KB, 1280x720, boomy.jpg)

>>2373144
damn they got boomy the cat?

No. 2373188

File: 1738267685067.gif (2.45 MB, 480x270, 34230948093.gif)

This is not fun anymore.

No. 2373189

>>2373181
I don't blame you. Resturants are everywhere lol. When you step outside you smell it. Drives me crazy.
I'm kinda picky now, or the sludge they pass off as food changed. McDonalds here is gross now and baked goods/coffee in America doesn't slap like it used to. It tastes like "food". My weakness is texas road house and Oppa grill.

No. 2373190

>>2373169
Anon her post didn't even have an 'e' kek. You added that

No. 2373192

>>2373183
surely somebody can edit these pics to somehow show whats underneath the red censor
I'm trying but I can't for the life of me figure it out kek

No. 2373193

>>2373185
>same time
>same battery percent
so they either screenshotted the images at the same time and held onto them to post an hour later, or they edited them then posted

No. 2373195

File: 1738267747279.jpg (5.38 KB, 275x183, kyat.jpg)

My friend threw her fries at a street cat to get it away from me because I'm scared of cats kek. I thought it was really sweet

No. 2373196

>>2373192
If the thing censoring the text is somewhat transparent, then yes. If it's block colour, no.

No. 2373199

>>2373181
>tfw i've already consumed 750 calories, its 3 pm and been sedentary all day due to classes

im killingmyself

No. 2373200

File: 1738267844031.webp (497.96 KB, 580x813, sh-2.webp)

>>2373184
to meet sonic

No. 2373203

>>2373195
your friend is a hero kek
>GET BEHIND ME MS.PRESIDENT

No. 2373204


No. 2373205

File: 1738267895366.png (11.49 KB, 1765x147, vivaldi_Ogsd0mQ2tn.png)


No. 2373206

>>2373202
>>2373201
this is the biggest psyop in lolcow history kekkkk

No. 2373208

>>2373169
dyslexia

No. 2373209

File: 1738267979765.jpg (466.69 KB, 2560x1707, Sonic-Prototype.jpg)

>>2373200
I'll forever be dissapointed that Sonic never did a collab with Sonic. They already serve chili dogs and have onion rings. They even have bright blue slushies and drinks. Like, come on.

No. 2373212

>>2373189
taco bell's meat definitely changed. it doesn't taste like actual meat anymore and they barely chop it

No. 2373214

File: 1738268020058.jpg (150.33 KB, 730x506, NEWSC.jpg)

they posted another one

No. 2373215

>>2373209
they can’t collab they aren’t seperate entities

No. 2373216

>>2373209
i hope sega buys it out and makes it a forever themed sanic restaurant

No. 2373217

File: 1738268065747.png (498.33 KB, 1460x500, img-2025-01-30-20-14-03.png)

>>2373183
These are so fake.
>exact same time and battery
>the scribble in the top bar is pixel perfect identical in both pics
>the crop of each screenshot is pixel perfect identical in both pics
>header font in both images is a different size

I think we got baited anons…

No. 2373218

File: 1738268111075.jpg (28.57 KB, 500x500, real eyes.jpg)


No. 2373219

File: 1738268119739.png (304.35 KB, 1018x853, Untitled41_20250130221428.png)

needed to check something, if I fucked up let me know

No. 2373220

>>2373217
the way it took nona an hour to hand draw the oceans to fake this

No. 2373221

>>2373217
The discord arent sending their best

No. 2373222

>>2373214
wow this looks 100% legit

No. 2373223

>>2373219
>didnt inspect element
kekw

No. 2373224

>>2373217
It took you this long for you retards to realize you were being baited? the absolute state of this site

No. 2373225

>>2373221
they forgot to post it elsewhere the first time around to pretend they grabbed it from cc lol

No. 2373226

>>2373214
Kek, the different size fonts… the stray pixels… this is very real!

No. 2373227


No. 2373228

>>2373219
I've tried searching the text from the screenshot shared itt and also nothing comes up, in any browser. The admin could've hidden it from the results, but I'm 99% sure we're all being baited by some bored anon who's having the time of her life right now kekk

No. 2373229

>>2373212
When I was a teen I worked at tacobell. They don't list the full ingrediants but there is meat in it, but a lot of it is filler with flour and god knows what. I use to gag pulling the frozen meat packs out of the boiling water because it stinks so bad. The only thing I loved eating was the fiesta potatoes. The cheese wasn't cheese but they're so good.

>>2373216
I wouldn't even be mad

No. 2373230

File: 1738268317511.png (2.71 MB, 1242x2688, IMG_3592.png)

farmhands right now

No. 2373232

Nonnas…. please you're fucking KILLING ME there's no fucking pirate boaaard

No. 2373233

File: 1738268354516.jpg (49.42 KB, 550x412, bd0cb72c32b2a92fdd2b33f2f7fa12…)

>>2373181
Most non-Americans don't know the most hilarious fatass secret of all. In the south, almost every gas station is also an ice cream shop. So you have to frequently stop for gas, since we drive everywhere, and there's an ice cream shop just tempting you with its topping bar. The topping choices will be ridiculous, and the gas station that I go has mounds of baklava available as a topping.

No. 2373234

why is all this not banned for derail but posting your random thought is?

No. 2373236

>>2373230
>implying farmhands have soul and can feel joy
they are probably stomping their diabetus ridden stomps in anger realizing they have to ban anons for baiting and clean up all this shit

No. 2373238

>>2373234
good dogs together go wild

No. 2373242

File: 1738268558148.jpg (40.39 KB, 550x309, 20160929-155315-largejpg.jpg)

>>2373733
America nonna here. I can confirm, but it's actually worse (or better)
most gas stations have full on resturants inside. The one near me has a popeyes in it. Others have like pizza places or sub shops. So you stop for gas, smell some friend chicken, and your fat ass goes to eat when it was suppose to be a quick stop. kek, the system is literally designed to make you fat

No. 2373243

Hopefully the vet clinics I just sent my CV to respond soon so I can stop wasting my entire afternoon looking for an ib that doesn't even exist kek if this doesn't scream chronically unemployed i don't know what will

No. 2373245

>>2373228
pretty sure it's a psyop. the theme in these >>2373217 is pretty different from the theme in >>2372534 it's sea foam green vs plum and blue. either trolls from here like >>2373098 or trolls from that ib freaking out that it was mentioned here and trying to throw us off the trail.

No. 2373246

File: 1738268623019.gif (6.43 MB, 640x438, pepe-pirate.gif)

this is all so conveniently cryptic and mysterious

No. 2373248

File: 1738268654492.jpeg (80.92 KB, 867x1390, IMG_3595.jpeg)

>>2373236
the farmhand in /w/ catching all these strays today

No. 2373250

>>2373233
I was talking to my boomer dad about how much I loved the food at the konbini when I went to Japan and he started ranting about how the South has good food at the gas station too and it made me kek because he's not wrong.

No. 2373253

File: 1738268693320.gif (84.99 KB, 220x164, sailor-moon.gif)

I never realized how difficult cleaning an apartment is on my own. I shouldn't have accumulated so much junk. This is also opening my eyes about my past spending habits. I bought so much stuff (mostly cheap clothes) that I really don't need.

No. 2373257

File: 1738268788040.webp (8.31 KB, 294x200, 7038ff_27ac0db2752c40e18c5f80b…)

>>2373234
snitch

No. 2373264

File: 1738268973001.jpg (12.74 KB, 300x168, images.jpg)

>>2373233
Speaking of gas station food. I'm upsetti cuz I heard a rumor that 7/11 was bought by Japan and we'll have Japanese snacks and dinners in there. I'm so sad because it's probably never going to happen

No. 2373266

>>2373155
>comparing an acclaimed male storyteller with amateur fic writer women to prove males are superior
They've been doing this since time immemorial. Also Frank Miller is a misogynist, which of course earns him points in pickme's eyes.

No. 2373268

>>2373264
apparently its already begun slowly rolling out

No. 2373270

>>2373266
men will do the absolute bare minimun like not make their female characters get raped and stored in freezers to give the male protagonists motivation and pickmes will lick their wounds and claim they are so feminist and so much better than women that just do writing or art for a hobby and arent hurting anyone

No. 2373273

>>2373270
Moid authors will literally force their much younger employee to each feces for sexual gratification and there will still be pickmes defending him. Also kek at that post saying that anyone is claiming that "Jimin ABO" is empowering. Who the fuck is saying that?

No. 2373274

>>2373268
Needs to slowly roll into my town cuz yum.

No. 2373276

Love getting a text from the royal mail saying my legal weed is arriving tomorrow lol. The only benefit of childhood trauma is getting previously prohibited drugs at a cheaper rate than the black market.

No. 2373277

>>2373273
they have such a weird obssesion with ABO, when in reality is a niche within a niche

No. 2373281

My older brother has no idea how fat I really am… he was guessing how much I was trying to lose to reach my goal weight and he guessed 10kg… lad, I have 30kg of excess weight on my body

No. 2373296

>>2373266
They should compare fanfics to amateur moids coom stories. ABO would seem like art.

No. 2373304

File: 1738270148276.jpg (181.2 KB, 1368x313, Screenshot_1.jpg)

>>2373296
first thing that came to mind is that 3 million word, 2k chapter harry potter smut fanfic on ao3 kek

No. 2373307

File: 1738270301985.png (226.5 KB, 298x431, me after being transphobic onl…)

>>2373296
>harry potter has a large cock
what being transphobic does to a motherfucker

No. 2373309


No. 2373310

>>2373309
female autism

No. 2373312

>>2373309
Aboriginal

No. 2373314

>>2373312
I have unironically seen Tumblr posts that claim ABO is a racist term because of the overlap with the racist word for Aboriginals

No. 2373315

File: 1738270820954.gif (7.7 MB, 500x281, giphy (4).gif)

We're at the halfway point of our internships at my uni, so we were all called in for a review meeting today so we could get some reminders about important dates, talk about our internships, opportunity to the program supervisors about possible issues or complaints about our current internships (in case anyone felt uncomfortable with calling or emailing) so they can step in if needed, etc.
One of the things brought up was how common the feeling of inadequacy you feel as an intern is, while it was just a very brief talk about mindset it was still very validating to know that it's so common it got it's own powerpoint slide kek.
Also went for lunch with a few of my classmates where we talked about this specific feeling of wondering if we are complete dumb dumb idiots that have barely learnt anything during our first year in uni, and barely contained the information we need. I opened up about having a complete breakdown after getting home a few days ago, wondering if I did a grave mistake in choosing this career since I clearly have no talent in it and struggle so much. The others let out a breathe of relief over not being the only ones having these thoughts, but we all promised each other that we are going to call each other next time we have these concerns because we are all in this together. It was such a nice moment that helped me go back to the office later with a revitalized mentality.

No. 2373319

File: 1738270959603.jpg (30.09 KB, 800x888, ABO-Ags-and-Abs.jpg)

>>2373314
Those guys would hate to see this then

No. 2373326

Was extremely bloated while getting some new pyjamas and as I left the store I walked into a glass pane instead of what I thought was the exit and ripped a loud motherfucker of a fart in front of the staff. So that's my day so far.

No. 2373333

>>2373319
This stuff was probably developed by men though (and even it it wasn't it will be assumed it was), things are only problematic when women do it.

No. 2373339

I think (personal income) taxes wouldn't be so unpopular if it was just framed differently. Instead of them taking a chunk of YOUR hard earned money, they should have it set up so that you have a set salary they don't touch - but the more you earn personally the more money you also raise for the state. So the tax is always a separate amount, based on your salary, but never directly part of it.

Psychologically people dislike losing something more than never having had it in the first place, so this way it's like they don't take money away from you but you instead earned bonus money for the state, for free. Your hard work rewards the state too and they don't just steal from you. In the end people pay exactly the same amount of taxes and the government can still fund things normally, but you're not adding the feeling of humiliation and being stolen from that makes people angry.(wrong thread)

No. 2373340

>>2373319
>Erm guys I just found out blood is hecking racist…and blood type is a cisheteronormative measurement developed by privileged scientists and has no value on your self worth anyways

No. 2373364

>>2373205
>Hint: Pearls
Mother of Pearls maybe?

No. 2373368

>>2373339
Genius nonnie, you are absolutely right and you have convinced me. I'm stealing your idea and sharing it with all of my taxlawfag friends.

No. 2373369

File: 1738273128048.gif (1.09 MB, 220x260, 1000032227.gif)

We should turn the pirate imageboard into our own version of Goncharov. Just gaslight as many anons as we can with this psyop. It's too funny

No. 2373374

>>2373369
Agreed, whether it exists or not it's too funny to pass up on

No. 2373380

>>2373339
This is a good way to frame it. Also (and I may be totally retarded for this idea), but I really wish in my ideal world that will never exist that when we're paying our taxes, we could check several boxes where we wanted our money to go, instead of most of it going to the military. Don't like "welfare queens" "stealing" your tax money? Ok, just check education, national parks, whatever, etc. Sure, some people want to fund the military I guess, but if there were like 50 choices and you could vote with your taxes, things might be different and people would argue less about it?

No. 2373383

>>2373339
This doesn’t work for 1099s or business owners. And if abolishing income tax is on the table, I support it. There’s no motivation for me to work more if half of what I earn goes to the gov. This change will make people more productive because they’ll actually get to keep 100% of their money

No. 2373384

>>2373233
No they're not, wtf. A lot of gas stations in the south do sell fresh food but I've never, ever seen one with ice cream. First you guys make up an imageboard, now this…

No. 2373390

>>2373384
I’ve been through Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee, and Florida several times and I’ve seen a few ice cream stations like that, although hot dog stations were more common.

No. 2373396

>>2373384
>Saying these things are fake when the pirate ib has a whole thread dedicated to plundering ice cream in odd places
The scurvy seadogs speak lies

No. 2373407

>>2373396
pic or it never happened

No. 2373416

>>2373339
OP here, why is the mundane shit thread wrong, I really thought talking about taxes was as mundane and boring as it gets!

No. 2373461

File: 1738277558288.gif (513.19 KB, 320x231, IMG_7980.gif)

squawkers get keelhauled! don’t forget ye’ nonnies

No. 2373463

File: 1738277751017.webp (1.67 MB, 3200x1801, 5E6525A3-DF53-4056-9885-0266D1…)

>>2373390
I’ve seen soft serve machines but not like a frozen yogurt setup as >>2373233 ‘s picrel. When I was in Europe I feel like I saw fast food restaurants attached to gas stations as well so that doesn’t strike me as particularly notable. The most extreme gas station I can think of is probably Buc-ee’s. I guess Wawa is a bit similar to something like a Japanese 7-11? But that isn’t really a standard setup I feel.



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