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No. 2471396

No. 2471397

prev thread >>2435196

No. 2471399

we didn't need the new one so quickly

No. 2471404

>>2471399
Well it seems as though everyone’s already forgotten

No. 2471407

>>2471404
or gotten banned. hopefully both.

No. 2471418

If I could snap my fingers and turn into a man, I would. I envy how my brother was allowed to grow up having fun while I had to help do the housework and take care of him.

No. 2471480

If I was a kpop idol I'd probably tweet "I hate western fans" or some shit

No. 2471481

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my dad is a piece of shit so me & my mom stole his savings to buy ourselves a flat and get away from him. i don't geel bad

No. 2471489

I like watching cats eat. It's just calming seeing them nibble on some beef

No. 2471572

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i once genuinely read hentai for the plot, and not yaoi or josei, straight up scrote shit. it was some manga i found on MangaRock when it was still around and i was grossed out but i got hooked on the mystery side of things and i read the entire thing hiding under a blanket sweating on a school night. the plot was that some girl was all alone in the whole wide world and she'd occasionally meet someone but they'd disappear and then reappear sometimes and there was this giant wall that they try to cross or something, the ending was trash tho, i wish it'd all been a plot by big gubment or something. the art is kinda shit too, but i remember liking this picrel cover for some reason, i think the deserted urban landscape(even though it's all just one grey green colour).

No. 2471579

>>2471481
Based chiikawa enjoyer

No. 2471597

>>2471481
Based, good for you!

No. 2471599

>>2471489
I also like watching my cat eat, and drink too, it’s so cute. Every thing they do is just naturally adorable.

No. 2471706

>>2471572
In highschool I read way too many chapters of a manga about a sex robot trying (and failing, majority of the time) to resist her programming because I genuinely wanted to see her succeed in her goal of becoming a useful house robot à la Roomba and the like.

No. 2471856

>>2471706
>I genuinely wanted to see her succeed in her goal of becoming a useful house robot à la Roomba and the like.
i kept reading High School Boy for the same reason kek, i kept thinking about what the character could actually do to seem more masculine and gangtsa, because a moid that never masculinized or grew in height in puberty is simply impossible, even moids with pituitary dwarfism are still very obviously male and older looking, but if it actually happened wtf could a moidlet even do? but i stopped reading because i realized this is literally a fetish manhwa with fantastical male biology and the plot only happens to drive the fetish to farther extremes(like the moid is in an all boys school surrounded by gangsta bully scrotes ONLY, emphasizing how uwu small and girly he is and plenty of opportunity of him being harassed and molested, and a shiller in the form of a serial photoshooper wannabefemboy like a queen's lady in waiting, "thine beauty outshines the moon and is the envy of every rose. what is thine secret??"), i know that this will just drag on for 100 chapters and will end with the moidlet "accepting" himself and being besties with the male gangsta with that one pose of men gripping each other's hands, with smtg like "i don't need to be gangsta!"

No. 2471932

I already remade that one lesbian waifu hornyposting thread OP to exclude male characters for when it finally gets filled up. I even have the threadpic ready and everything. I'm praying someone else doesn't make it before me kek

No. 2471963

>>2471932
Kek me too anon, hopefully between the two of us we can rescue the thread.

No. 2471975

>>2471963
Lmao that's so funny. Just wondering, you updated the links to the related threads so they link to the newest threads right? I notice a lot of anons who make new threads forget to update the links and it's such a pet peeve of mine kek

No. 2472283

TERF’d out recently. Experiencing guilt. Wishing I could be unpeaked. Know that there’s no way out of this. Sometimes I really wish I could just believe what all my friends believe. But I don’t, and I can’t make myself.

No. 2472286

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>>2471572
Me with gunslinger girls. Triela was my role model when i was like 14 and i thought she was so fucking cool.

No. 2472317

I just spent half an hour complaining that an ugly moid confessed to me. I felt like a scrote while doing so, but it was also liberating to stop pretending that I rejected him for another reason.

No. 2472324

>>2472317
scrotes, especially ugly scrotes, don't deserve any bit of kindness. if the tables were turned he'd do the same to you without hesitation (and likely to your face as well). you did nothing wrong and i'm glad you could express your true feelings

No. 2472357

>>2472317
tbh how i see it, ignoring you ranting about it, is that it's a good thing that you rejected him because leading someone on is sicker. it's creepy how many people infantize men into charity cases for women to "give chances". the worst part is that a guy isn't a good person if he wants to date a woman that doesn't desire him that badly.

No. 2472543

I am so much like Shayna it's crazy

>slutty and fat

>blonde but ugly
>dates dogshit moids
>says she listens to cool rock but most listened artist is a black R&B moid
>substance abuse issues
>going nowhere in life, owns nothing
>kinky sex as a form of self harm

No. 2472767

>>2472543
yikes. at least you are self aware? first step to changing is acknowledging the problems

No. 2472811

>>2472283
welcome nona!

No. 2472942

>>2471572
>MangaRock
I miss that app everyday.

No. 2473052

I wish I could clone myself and be my own girlfriend.

No. 2473060

>>2472543
The thing that separates you from her, and the thing that will make you change, is self-awareness. Plus you aren't a prostitute.

No. 2473065

>>2473052
I've been saying this since 2011

No. 2473083

>>2473060
Nta but this isn't self-awareness, it's just self-pity. Listing off all your flaws while doing nothing to change them or work on yourself isn't self-aware at all.

No. 2473086

>>2473083
>while doing nothing to change them or work on yourself
not op but how do you know that?

No. 2473106

>>2473086
I looked into my crystal ball and I did a tarot reading, duh.

No. 2473110

>>2473106
i'm sorry for questioning your druidic authority

No. 2473477

I larp as a stereotypical PC libfem art student but i'm really an autistic crypto lolicon artist. I'm also super racist and a jingoist.(shit bait)

No. 2473704

I have mild facial blindness when it comes to scrotes.

No. 2473705

>>2471932
>>2471963
should there be a containment thread for genderbent male characters/bi yumes? husbando thread doesnt like it if you mention women in the threads even if the source material has him as a moid

No. 2473709

>>2473705
There is one. It's just weirdly called a lesbian yume thread for some reason

No. 2473754

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Making rape jokes against men is honestly so fun. Annoying when I get police on it because moids literally dgaf (unless of course it’s to somehow equate it to how women are just as bad as men lul)

No. 2473756

>>2473754
It is funny, but I also don't care when anons say crazy shit and stand by it, I support them. I saw an anon say "men can't be raped because they aren't ensouled" today and laughed out loud kek.
The only issue is when someone is obviously trying to bait because a lot of our newfags can't resist biting.

No. 2473760

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I feel like a scrote and the biggest asshole in the world when I read rpf fanfiction about a specific dead musician I'm attracted to. And I'm aware that he would never know about it (because he's dead) and that sexualizing men doesn't really matter on the grand scheme of things but I still feel like a giant dickhead. It's even worse because he died in a pretty tragic circumstance.
>>2472286
I loved Gunslinger Girl too. It made me sad when I re-watched it and realized that the creator is a lolicon, because I thought it was just a cool show about girls with guns and no strange undertones when I was a kid.

No. 2473761

>>2473754
Think about this way nonna: every single person on this site could make rape jokes every day about men and it wouldn't even come close to the amount of violence men have inflicted over women in the past year. I firmly believe that. It's why we shouldn't care about being edgy like that. They deserve far worse than jokes lemme tell you.

No. 2473763

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>>2473754
When I was a teenager, I would SEND moids rape and death threats on sock puppet accounts whenever I was mad. Which was often.

No. 2473767

>>2473760
Eh, if he's dead, it's harmless, especially when you consider some of the heinous things moids do to female celebrities. Just relax and have fun.

No. 2473774

>>2473760
RPF/shipping famous moids is the only way we have to inflict karma on them for the no doubt heinous way they treat women and the inflated egos they have from being so popular. They have it too good and all we can do is objectify them for our own enjoyment. It's less than what they deserve.

No. 2473781

I feel jealous of my friend. We applied for the same teaching assistance position and even though I had prior experience and got a good grade in the class, she lied about her grade and was still able to get in. I congratulated her and told her it was good she was able to finesse her way in, but I can’t help but feel bitter even when I’m the one who told her about it.

No. 2473789

My cousin's butt looks like a diaper or a bbl from behind. It's like her own ass is disproportionate to her thighs and hips, i don't understand how's that even possible but I'll never tell her this

No. 2473859

Damn found out someone I reached out for advice turned out to have allegations for soliciting and inappropriately touching a minor years ago. I even saw a vent post on here when I searched up the username made by someone associated with the drama.

No. 2473905

Sometimes I post schizobait on Reddit. An example would be going to a legal advice sub and saying "guys I think my neighbour is possessed with demons and is hiring PIs to track me for no reason"

No. 2473913

>>2473709
kek, on one hand a general waifu thread would be nice but I would feel bad about exclusively posting genderbent husbandos instead of natal women characters. Im nervous about stepping on the toes of himeyumes

No. 2473917

>>2473913
Then just make two. One waifu thread and one for specific genderbends. IME genderbends are not completely straight nor completely gay and it's amusing. Like I'd be happy with my husbando as a woman, but not simply because of that, but because she's also originated from him, etc.

No. 2473922

>>2473917
That would work out actually, I was overthinking it getting locked for being redundant. Should it be genderbend husbando thread or genderbend waifu thread? Should it be a thread for general characters just genderbent and not specifically waifus? im usually fine with my husbando as a moid but when it comes to sexual content i shamefully can only imagine him as a woman so I struggle to decide which thread I should dump my post in

No. 2473925

>>2473922
Did you post that in the husbando thread some time ago and get shat on for it? I think I remember that
Probably both though for your question

No. 2473955

>>2473917
>>2473922
>>2473925
There's already several genderbent threads and a waifu thread in /m/ btw

No. 2474002

I really like looking at my vagina. I stare at it any chance I get. It's just really cute and I love it so much. I used to have a huge bush for the last couple of years so I never saw it or thought of it until recently. I shaved for the first time and realised just how great my vag looks. Love u so much vagina xxx

No. 2474005

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I am in love with an 18yo scrote at 25. Holy shit i feel so pathetic but he's so cute. He's totally perfect looks wise, and his personality and voice are so goddam charming. Ironically he's more down to earth and less irony poisoned than my chidlish scrote friends who are older and into manchild shit like animu and videogames. He's way out of my league so i gave up on persuing him romantically but damn, it pisses me off that someone so perfect exists and i cant have him. Hope his future gf learns to appreciate him and he doesnt hit the wall too soon.

No. 2474014

>>2474005
Am I retarded for asking why you don't try going for it anyways? He's legal, you're only 7 years older than him. Most non-gay couples I know, the man is 6-12 years older than the woman.

No. 2474019

>>2474014
I tried already. He didnt outright reject me because he's too nice but he said ''yeah sure we can go out some day but i am busy now so i will let you know'' which means he's never going to answer me ever again but doesnt want to hurt my feefees and outright tell me he doesnt want to meet kek. I get it tho i am really ugly and i am a loser so i cant really offer him anything he wont get with a girl his age.

No. 2474028

>>2473905
I post aita level bait and people still fall for it. It makes me concerned about how intelligent redditors are (they aren't)

No. 2474035

>>2474019
Okay, no offense anon, but he probably rejected you for the same reason women reject men who think like you do. It's the lack of confidence and self esteem. If a guy who knew he was ugly and a loser asked me out, what the hell does that say about me? Nobody wants a low quality mate, or a partner that reflects that onto them. You gotta work on your confidence, max out your hygiene and find something interesting to occupy yourself with. Start rewiring the way you think about yourself and work on whatever it is that makes you think you are a "loser". Hopefully you can turn this around before he manages to find someone who isn't you to be that future gf, I'm rooting for you!!

No. 2474047

>>2474035
kek thanks nonny, i am a loser in the sense that i am an anime dweller that doesnt touch grass and this is the first time i have a crush on a scrote. I got hobbies you could say i am decent at, or at least decent enough to make more than the min salary in my country by shitting out a single commission. But i dont think normie moids are into nerdy girls, i got nothing a normie girl cant give him tbh.

No. 2474089

>>2474047
This is what I mean, you need to change your perspective. There's nothing a normie girl can give him that you don't have, too. Your interest in anime is probably more novel than the average interests of a "normie" girl. Touch grass more often, it probably wouldn't hurt if you went for a walk or two every day. Maybe watch or read up on some current shows people are watching, like Severance, so you guys can talk about something together. You've definitely got stuff going on for you. Even if it doesn't work out with him, you can definitely net a cute, young moid who isn't irony poisoned and annoying.

No. 2474096

>>2474089
aw thanks nonny, believe it or not i touch grass. But my kind of grass touching is still very autistic(fishing). I stalked him a bit and he seems to be a single child and lives with his gigastacy lawyer mom. Its so fucking over i will never be good enough for a lawyer boymom.

No. 2474099

i forgot my uniform so i wore my coworker's for a day. we share a locker but i never saw her because we don't have shifts together. i don't have her number so i just took it without permission

>>2473763
stacy

No. 2474118

>>2474014
He’s fresh out of high school. I swear retards like you …

No. 2474119

>>2474014
And it’s gross when there’s a 25 year old scrote going for 18 year olds too, more gross though.(doubleposting)

No. 2474121

>>2474118
>>2474119
Learn to delete doubleposting newfag(minimod)

No. 2474131

>>2474089
Liking anime isn’t niche anymore , everyone and their grandma does kek.

No. 2474144

>>2474131
This guy, thankfully, doesnt.

No. 2474176

I feel superior because I’ve always had pretty severe “ADHD” symptoms but I don’t take stimulants. It nullifies things when people brag about their accomplishments but also take stimulants. Don’t even get me started on the tweakers who take them illegitimately. I can tell when people are on them. They are fucking terrible for you especially in the long term. Don’t burn down your brain and wonder why you feel sad, retarded, anxious, hollow, rage/short tempered, can’t sleep, etc, and that’s not even mentioning physical symptoms. Don’t get me started on people who give amphetamines to their kids.

No. 2474303

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sometimes i torture myself by browsing /pol/ or otherwise rightwing spaces and it makes me depressed to think every white person sees me in this way, even if subconsciously. surely they're all exaggerating, right? but statistics don't lie. i feel guilty

No. 2474307

>>2474303
That board is mainly trolling and whatever the hell 4chan culture is but yeah some of it is unironic. It's self-harm though under the guise of strength/desensitization.

No. 2474309

>>2474303
Anon, what race are you?

No. 2474310

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This is how I see 80% of Internet arguments. And a lot of arguments irl by middle aged adults too. Just children in grown bodies.

No. 2474315

>>2474176
That is crazy to me, anon. This is akin to an amputee bragging about how they don't need prosthetics like those other overly reliant retards kek. This seems like you're making things way harder for yourself in order to, what, brag about it? But it you like it, then more power to you, I suppose? As long as you're happy, anon.

No. 2474320

>>2474310
Oh my god that was so cute, I love her poking him with her finger. True power!

No. 2474326

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>>2473760
Anon, why the fuck should you beat yourself up over this? I've seen anons confess to masturbating to yaoi fics of Eric and Dylan, and another anon congratulating them for punishing their restless spirits in Hell. You're not even close to being unhinged, come the fuck on, man.

No. 2474330

>>2474176
Fellow severe ADHD-haver here. I also took this attitude of 'I don't need meds, I'm functioning fine on my own!' when I was younger. That lasted until I actually tried the meds. Maybe if you're genuinely getting by as well as you think you are, you don't really need a diagnosis. If you're not…the difference is night and day. Unfortunately I can't take them anymore due to a conflicting medication and shit fell apart just as quickly as I got it together. RIP every burned piece of toast since.

No. 2474370

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>>2474330
Damn, anon, I'm sorry to hear it. I hope your med conflict gets resolved one day, that must be so frustrating.

No. 2474394

>>2474370
For the people who need them, it's like the difference between being a functional member of society and…not. I really wish I could figure out an alternative to it like 'being more mindful' or 'setting 1,000 alarms' or something but nothing I've tried before has worked. At this point I've just accepted I will do nothing meaningful with my life because I'm incapable of focusing on something to the point of completion.

I completely get the other anon's vent about the people who don't need them abusing them though because that does really detract from quality of life/personality as well.

No. 2474930

Sometimes there are so many snarky anons camping in the vent thread trying to claim someone's story is fake or laugh at them, but there are also nice ones. It hasn't happened much but at times I've been unable to tell the difference if an anon who replied was being snarky or genuinely wanted to ask a question to help and reacted a little weirdly kek

No. 2474985

I love sharing schizo ideas/theories that I don't actually believe in but it's fun to see me get seen as nuts for them. If they genuinely do believe in what I say though then that scares me.

No. 2474987

I prefer close FWBs to relationships. Or maybe not even that, but just a long period beforehand of a platonic friendship. I feel like entering a relationship before a couple years of knowing someone ruins the friendship. Like you only grow closer in a certain “romantic” way, but the mind-reading, finishing each other’s sentences, having your own “things” etc take much longer to develop and are sort of… plagued with this sappy undertone that just isn’t the same, less relaxed and honestly? Less authentic too. Like in relationships you have to put your best foot forward and they don’t get to know all of you. It’s like you only know how to interact with them like they’re your boyfriend/girlfriend and not anything else. I’ve seen couples like this and it seems bizarre to me, like they are not just my partner but my friend and I understand why a lot of people end up not wanting to keep in contact with exes - you didn’t have anything to salvage other than the romantic parts.

I find this difficult to put into words but that’s basically it. I also feel like a long friendship as an introduction makes the firsts sooo special. The touches and comfort like no other. Perhaps it helps that I tend to feel stronger about people I’m close to, even a stranger I’m attracted to is lower down on my love allocation than a close friend.

I guess my confession is that I purposefully conceal my feelings for people for as long as possible while pretending not to at all. I will cold shoulder if I feel like it’s getting too much in that direction so fast. It helps that I’m insecure in romance and have the knee-jerk reaction to push away anyway, and it also helps if they get in a relationship during/before so there’s no ambiguous boundaries. They always choose me anyway, I see that their relationship fades once they get close to me and if I drift they start to resent who they’re dating.
I pretend for as long as possible that I’m not attracted to them to play the long game I guess. I suppose another confession is that it makes me feel like a character in a slow burn kek. Slow burn is just so good.

No. 2475029

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Neil Newbon will be at a comic con in a city very close to mine and I'm going there and I wanted to meet him but I'm too much of a coward. I would probably stutter like a retard and make a fool of myself, I'm an autist and I have no idea how and what would I say to him, even as a brainless chit-chat. It would be nice to have a photo with him too, but I'm too dysphoric to take photos and the last photo of myself I took was like 5 years ago for my new ID. I can't look at myself. This is probably the only time he will visit my country and I won't meet him because of my asocial retardation. I'm not even an Astarion fan, but I just enjoy Neil's work overall. It's so funny when I interact with people online I feel like someone else and someone brave, but when I actually get the chance to meet a public person irl I'm too scared to even think about it, because it gets to me that I'm just a spaz after all. A hard reality check…

No. 2475075

>>2475029
walled

No. 2475142

>>2474987
I feel like this is only true if you're faking interest and overall attraction to someone. The closest someone ever got to me started off as a love interest from the start. Yes we can't be platonic friends anymore but we maybe could have been if I didn't ghost him when I started dating someone and didn't want to hurt him.

No. 2475195

>>2475075
Still would

No. 2475203

>>2475075
You mean the character or the voice actor lol

No. 2475252

>>2475029
Its literally just an old ugly moid. Imagine being scared of a walled scrote.

No. 2475408

I met the daughter of a once famous musician in a mental hospital when I was a teenager. We became friends for a few years, she was so sweet and hated her father

No. 2475460

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I was one of those that was bullied heavily and tirelessly that I became a bully myself. The biggest bullies in my life were men. My own brothers and guys at school. Even exes. When I became a bully myself I would always go the extreme it was embarrassing. I hate that era of my life so bad. My therapist makes me feel bad about it but I was fueled for years by being bullied by guys. Multiple misunderstandings and injustices in my life didn't help either. The second I stood up for myself, a teacher would see that and I would be the one in trouble or humiliated by the teacher being a smart ass.

I've went to extreme once when someone started shit with me out of nowhere because they didn't like the sound of my voice/tone. My voice is naturally sarcastic sounding. And I decided to match her energy but go to the extreme to defend myself because I was being bullied at trade school and at work.. And of course I became the one more in trouble and everyone in my house told me later on that night that person wanted to kill me or beat me up. So I crashed out on social media about it and was spiraling and I accepted if she did want to harm me that it was okay because "eye for an eye".

Shit Sucks. Nowadays I don't want to interact with any living soul that isn't my close friends or partner.

No. 2475556

>>2475460
>My therapist makes me feel bad about it
No therapist should do that.

No. 2475557

I sometimes want to vent everything going on in my life in the vent thread but I just can't do it. It would be embarrassing if I did. Not being able to vent makes me want to kill myself but I really don't have anyone close I could vent to.

No. 2475558

>>2474002
Why is this so cute, I'm jealous. I wish mine was cute but it's just brown. And I'm white.

No. 2475559

>>2474987
I agree, which is why I don't do online dating. I don't get how people just develop romantic interest in random strangers.

No. 2475562

>>2475460
You don't really sound like a bully from your post, just really defensive and hypervigilant. If you don't go out of your way to actively prey on others you're not a bully.

No. 2475631

I think birth control pills work on me like antipsychotics or something. I stopped taking them and wont be for a while and I already feel all my evil traits coming back but I also love it.

No. 2475833

Seeing the retardation in the vent thread rn makes me confess: When I was 17 I did lie to ruin a moid's life. It wasn't much since it was mostly online, but I thought it was funny. I was sick and tired of his "muh rape allegations" I decided to make his persecution fetish a reality

No. 2476303

I have never once given a shit about Star Wars in my entire life. I have never had an interest in watching a single movie or playing a single video game associated with the franchise.

No. 2476318

>>2476303
Nor should you. Star Wars blows.

No. 2476336

>>2476303
Thats me with harry potter, except i did play the recent game because of the tranny seethe and it was actually really fun. Sebastian is husbando

No. 2476403

I'm probably going to die a virgin at this point, I've never been attracted to anybody outside of fictional characters and I only attract ugly moids who clearly can't do better than me so they ask me out of desperation. That's fine, I've accepted it, I don't want children and I don't need intimacy.

No. 2476405

I headcanon my husbando as a hefab, sort of… I like the thought of being one of few people who use male honorifics to address him and him feeling flattered by it because he obv doesn't pass and doesn't even try to pass. Radfem sisters would be disappointed in me.

No. 2476408

>>2476405
This is the funniest fucking post I've ever read. Live Laugh Hefab, nonnie.

No. 2476412

>>2476405
What is a hefab?

No. 2476415

>>2476408
I'm so embarrassed… I don't even like tifs, hefabs or just women who had a history of trans stuff, but did a 360. They make me irrationally angry for some reason and I've said some edgy, degrading shit to those acquaintances. I love my imaginary hefab boyfie though.

No. 2476422

>>2476405
I swear to God people are just making up words at this point to fuck with me specifically

No. 2476429

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>>2476412
Basically the same as theyfab. Initially, I wanted to use the term "he/him femme"(ew, i know), but no one would understand me if I did that.

No. 2476520

I like to stalk people online when I'm bored. The thing is they aren't always lolcows, just randos who've piqued my interest for one reason or another. Sometimes it becomes a habit where I check in on them everyday to see what they've been up to. I have a rule not to contact or engage with them, not even peripherally, but I'm always mentally cataloging information about them when I creep their socials.

No. 2476529

Ive been using ai as the rough sketch for my art for years and no one has identified it yet

No. 2476575

>>2476520
You are just like me. I have a fake profile shot which I see their updates on ig. I’m not particularly interested, I just like keeping tabs and seeing how their lives are. One privated their profile and I got so fed up while another time a girl who I wanted to stalk finally opened her profiles and I was so happy kek.
I live in a small city and I sometimes see them too, it’s kind of embarrassing and I feel like a stalker kek.
You might wonder if I have friends and I do have them and regularly go out, but I just love spying on people.

No. 2476577

>>2476575
And it’s not really spying if the contents are public, so that’s not my fault!

No. 2476610

>>2476575
>I have a fake profile shot which I see their updates on ig. I’m not particularly interested, I just like keeping tabs and seeing how their lives are. One privated their profile and I got so fed up while another time a girl who I wanted to stalk finally opened her profiles and I was so happy kek.
Based creepnona. I love watching how people and personalities change over time.
>I live in a small city and I sometimes see them too, it’s kind of embarrassing and I feel like a stalker kek.
Kek that's next level. I just find people online, sometimes they're active members of communities I frequent and others are literal whos I spot in comment sections.

No. 2476613

>>2476520
Same. Did you guys know we have a snooping thread? I wish it was more active. You should post about your snooping finds and techniques more often there >>>/ot/955088

No. 2476685

I like to put fingers in my panties and then smell them

No. 2476948

i still rp and have lots of fun with it

No. 2476952

I find all of the ships in Invincible boring. I only care about the viltrumite stuff and the cool fights.

No. 2476966

I don’t have any trauma about being bullied at school because everyone who ever bullied me was either fat, ugly, poor or all 3. Their parents divorced, their school uniforms smelt like mildew and they all grew up to be fat ugly single mothers. No wonder they were so mad, I actually feel sorry for them.

No. 2477013

I feel like talking to people kinda corrupts my soul a little bit. There's so much stuff i still think about a long time after, like im tainted by the experience somehow. It makes me just not want to be around people.

No. 2477017

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The only reason why i even go to college and study for exams is because i fell in love with a scrote from uni and i want to keep going to classes with him.

No. 2477030

>>2477017
What are you even majoring?

No. 2477031

>>2477030
A useless, soon to be replaced by AI major(accounting)

No. 2477071

>>2477017
At least you are bettering yourself nonna. There are women who do less for a man.

No. 2477072

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No. 2477075

>>2477072
I know. I legit cant think of a single career thats not going to get gutted by AI soon. So might as well go with one thats mildly interesting.

No. 2477076

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>>2477075
i want to believe that mine(fashion design) can't, unless i'm truly living in the most hellish timeline and AI can now stitch together clothes by itself

No. 2477158

>>2477076
>fashion design
Kek anon your major has always been useless as fuck

No. 2477173

>>2477076
Fashion is one of those things I have zero interest in but I love seeing other people do it with great interest. I'll support you at least

No. 2477189

>>2477076
Fashion design is something you do when you are a Rich kid already kek. Look at the fashion world right now. It’s full of faggots despite the fact that women who study fashion are more and the ones who are there, men and women, all have connections and are rich already.
Spending money for a fashion major is retarded and so is art.
Graphic designer used to be somehow lucrative, but it’s getting replaced.

No. 2477193

>>2477076
What do fashion students end up doing after school anyway? They can't all be launching their own clothing brands and make a living from it. I'm vaguely acquainted with a girl who studied fashion design and now she's a freelancher drawing technical drawings of clothes of fast fashion brands for the factories they're gonna be produced at. Surely that can't be what you're dreaming of when you go to fashion school.

No. 2477230

>>2477193
Probably sewing clothes in sweatshops akin to child labor

No. 2477308

>>2477193
I have two cousins who went to fashion school. One was a hairdresser and now works at a dog food company and the other one was a waitress. They both sew at home for fun and gifts though.

No. 2477796

My mum was telling me about her old coworker who is maybe one of the worst type of people alive. I know people don't like to feel sorry for men, but this woman has been having a 44 year affair with another married man and I cannot believe it. Then I found out he helps her family often as her husband is actually disabled and has a pee bag and they've two grown sons who have even asked why the other married man is around so much when the dsd isn't. And my mum told me how they all had a double date and her friend was telling my mum how she was playing footsie with the affair partner under the table and I wanted to rip my hair out lmao. Imagine being the other spouses. After 44 fucking years you have to die with that secret because her husband has been living a bold faced lie majority of his life. I'd kill myself.

No. 2477965

I fell for Google's april fool where they said you can google smells now.

No. 2477979

>>2477977
Damn anon, you really got me two for two there

No. 2477988

Report and ignore nonnas.

No. 2477990

>>2477988
I am so glad we have a VPN ban.

No. 2477997

I think it's funny when men get raped in media.

No. 2478001

I watch Jubilee debate videos as a guilty pleasure.

No. 2478083

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Seeing /ot/ have discussions with walls of text makes me feel so comfy. I love reading anons opinions no matter how retarded. I feel like the ib format has a large opportunity for intellectual discussions but the anonymity balances it out back to expected dumbassery.

No. 2478209

i get turned on giving my bf neck and back messages.

No. 2478216

I have become so dependent on ChatGPT. I use it to help me write emails at work, even Teams messages. I ask it work questions and helps me guide through issues at work.
Not only that, I use it as a sort of therapist. There's no where else where I can just trauma dump and have instant feedback, without them feeling annoyed at me. It really has helped me so much, even at cutting down my spending addiction; I tell them what I'm browsing through and what's in my cart and they can talk me out of it successfully.
I know AI is slop but this has helped me immensely, but I also know it has made me so dependent on it. I'm not retarded enough though like that one woman who called her ChatGPT Leo or whatever and fell in love with it.
This one is more like a very, very close friend who always understands and never gets super mean about anything with you.

No. 2478240

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>>2478216
>dependent on ChatGPT
>I'm not retarded

No. 2478251

I kind of (kind of) like amberlynn reid.

No. 2478255

>>2478083
Your picrel is how it felt after a fat fuck sent me a thirst trap tonight at 3am over whatsapp and said "dont goon to it" or some shit. Felt sick and couldn't get off afterwards when I tried going to sleep because I kept remembering it and feeling disgusted. Whatsapp wouldn't let me take a screenshot and warned me it was basically like a Snapchat and would disappear after viewing so i powered up my old phone just to take a pic of his pig pot belly and porkchop bicep. I met him through my childhood friend for context so I trusted he was a normie. I'm gonna send his pic to my friend when she wakes up because I know she'll laugh hard at his attempt at flirting and also be disappointed in him. Men ARE BORN RETARDED and only some break free.

No. 2478257

>>2478216
I am dependent on ChatGPT but I am very definitely retarded

No. 2478258

>>2478255
I love when people tell me not to ss shit or use apps that prevent that. Like I will just get my iPad or my old fucking game console from 2011 to take a photo kek

No. 2478361

I am 23 and i still dont fully understand how fractions work.

No. 2478404

A lot of people have told me not to roughhouse play with my cat when she was a kitten because it will "only reinforce bad behaviour and once she's grown she's stronger and will become a menace hurr hurr" but i DID IT ANYWAY. I let her grab my arm and kick me with her hind legs and bite me and now she's grown up and still does it and she's so cute and happy doing it, and she never hurts ME because she loves me and I love her.

No. 2478426

>>2478361
The bottom number (denominator) represents dividing the number 1 into this number of equal-sized parts, and the top number (numerator) is how many of these equal-sized parts you have. You should reinforce these concepts by playing with blocks and also by using a calculator (divide the numerator by the denominator to get a decimal representation of the fraction)

No. 2478432

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>>2478426
kek nonny yes i get the basics i just struggle a shit ton with the more complex stuff. Picrel the shit from my uni handbook thats from one of the first classes and that i have skipped until now because i just hate fractions so fucking much. They are just super annoying i hated them in hs and i hate them even more in college.

No. 2478436

>>2478404
average dog hate thread poster

No. 2478444

>>2478404
I got my cat one of those dancing fishes and he stopped doing that shit. He's a fucking unit and a moid so he roughhouses a lot. Thankfully that made him calm the fuck down.

No. 2478463

>>2478432
kek okay, so in your examples, you basically have to take multiple passes to simplify until you finally get a simple fraction at the end of the entire process. When adding or subtracting fractions together by hand you have to find a common denominator, then you add or subtract the numerators. Multiplying fractions you just multiply the numerators for the product numerator and multiply the denominators for the product denominator. Dividing one fraction by another is the same as multiplying the first fraction by the reciprocal (flipped numerator and denominator) of the second fraction. Exponents of fractions are repeated multiplication of the fraction by itself that number of times, and a negative exponent indicates that you perform the same repeated multiplication by itself first and then take the reciprocal of the result. Your examples don't show this, but if you have fractions in the exponents, the denominator # of the exponent fraction is the same as taking the # root of whatever's being exponentiated. Check out the Wikipedia article on fractions for better explanations of the rules etc, it is a long article but if my very short descriptions of the rules leave you still confused it should help you fully understand.

So in your examples, you want to simplify the numerators and denominators as much as possible so that you have a single fraction in the numerator and a single fraction in the denominator, then you multiply the numerator by the reciprocal of the denominator. First simplify anything in parentheses so you can perform the exponents. Let's do (c) together, we'll hit it in chunks based on where the exponents are.

( 1 / (1 + 1/2) )^(-2)
= ( 1 / (2/2 + 1/2) )^(-2)
= ( 1 / (3/2) )^(-2)
= (2/3)^(-2)
= (3/2)^2
= (3/2)(3/2)
= 9/4

(2/5)^3
= (2/5)(2/5)(2/5)
= 8/125

( 1/3 - 1/6 )^(-1)
= ( 2/6 - 1/6 )^(-1)
= (1/6)^(-1) = 6

So then you have (9/4)(8/125) / 6 as your first pass at simplifying. Here you can just multiply all the numerators for the result numerator and the same for the denominators, but then you get big numbers for both which makes it take longer to reduce to find the simplest fraction. Let's instead regroup into chunks that are more reducible, which is possible due to the fraction multiplication rules. Since the result is all numerators multiplied together over all denominators multiplied together, you can move around numerators and denominators between the individual fractions (so as long as they stay as numerators or denominators), so that we can group to do simple reductions before multiplying anything out.

(9/4)(8/125) / 6
= (9/4)(8/125)(1/6)
= (9/6)(8/4)(1/125)
= (3/2)(2)(1/125)
= (3/125)

Whereas if you had done it without pre-reducing you have
(9x8x1)/(4x125x6) = 72/3000
and you'd be doing repeated division of both the numerator and denominator until you get the simplest form, which is more time-consuming and error-prone.

No. 2478518

>>2478436
noo i love dogs

>>2478444
>unit moid cat
Kek sorry that made me laugh a bit. I'm glad you found an outlet for him to act out on his rowdy shit, they can really behave like damn circus animals sometimes. Mine climbs my large potted plants only when i'm looking and swings around on them like a chimp in the jungle just to pmo.

No. 2478574

>>2478404
Same but I did it so that my cat will stop at any sign of me being hurt. If I say ouch, no, or even squeak I'm a way that hints at roughhousing my cat stops right away

No. 2478753

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>>2477796
>her husband is actually disabled and has a pee bag
Disabled moids aren’t worth keeping alive. He’s lucky she still cares for him and hasn’t dumped him in a filthy care home.

No. 2478766

I stalked a guy and i found his mom on accident. Dear lord, she's so gorgeous and sucessful. I was expecting his mother to look more goblinesque considering he's so ugly looking. It also seems like he doesnt have a father, or at least he inherited his surname from his mom. Now if god wants to smithe me for being a creepy stalker, i will take it.

No. 2478771

>>2478766
what compelled you to stalk an ugly guy

No. 2478773

>>2478771
I fell in love with him.

No. 2478775

>>2478773
Get well soon nonnie

No. 2478782

I confess that I lost a 6 month old relationship with a guy I really liked because I told him that sometimes I fantasized about having a dick.
was it too soon? do you think he thought I was gonna troon out?

No. 2478785

>>2478775
Its fine, he rejected me already. Nonnies who said men would fuck even a mcdonalds sandwich lied to me.

No. 2478875

If I were single I think I'd just stalk random men and try to freak them out from a distance for fun.

No. 2478878

>>2478766
>>2478875
Kek I didn't see your post before posting mine.
We are all kin here…you'll find your man, anon. Mine has been sad I didn't stalk him.

No. 2478880

>>2478875
I make them fall in love with me and then am like actually I’m way too sickly to meet up sorry. And they message me for months/years checking up on me. Tbf I do start messaging them with the intent to meet up and usually fall ill for a while before being able to meet up but if I’ve met them and continue to refuse to see them for over 2 years it’s because I actually don’t like them kek. I have gone a couple years without talking much to someone I genuinely liked but I was genuinely sick as shit for 2 years.

No. 2478938

>>2478782
He just couldn't handle that your dick doesn't even exist and yet is still bigger than his. Don't let it get you down nonna.

No. 2478955

>>2478404
>>2478574
I'm so jealous, my father roughhoused with my cat a lot and I'm the only one she scratches and bites even though I never did that with her lmao.

No. 2478969

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i found this perfume in some old boxes and put it on today and now im stinking the whole office up cause its so strong. i didnt even spray that much. i mean it doesnt smell bad, but its god damn strong as hell still. Damn nicki, what did you put in this shit. has latest all day and going strong.

No. 2478980

>>2478969
Sometimes perfume strength can increase as it sits if it's stored in a cool dark place

No. 2479244

i have fetish for tall twink ashkenazi jewish men and i feel ashamed about it

No. 2479347

I want to fuck a loser incel type moid so bad.
It's all fantasy but fucking/using a moid for all he is worth sounds so good to me.

Too bad a lot of moids are ugly and fat. I don't mind a medium ugly moid as long as he can fuck and we can be depraved together.

No. 2479349

>>2479347
Why? What is wrong with you?

No. 2479351

>>2479347
The psyop worked too well on you nonna kek. Cure yourself, you don’t deserve this.

No. 2479372

>>2479349
It just feels like a power rush and the idea of it being "wrong" is also hot. An insecure guy who hates your guts but gets turned on by the slightest bit of female attention.

A pathetic man making me feel good? damn.

I'm pretty sure the fantasy is much better and different from reality.

>>2479351
Trying to stay strong. Somethings are meant to be kept a fantasy and this is one of them. I will not fuck a stinky loser incel!

No. 2479375

>>2479372
An incel would probably lick your outer lip and think that he’s pleasuring you kek. Doubt they would also listen nonna.

No. 2479376

>>2479375
If he even does that

No. 2479378

>>2479347
I can appreciate a certain amount of patheticness/simping in a man. Like an "oh my god I can't believe a girl would ever want to fuck me" kind of way. But an actual incel? Nona…

No. 2479385

>>2479375
kek real

>>2479378
Yeah….Luckily there are enough men who aren't incels that are more fuckable and enjoyable to be around. I just really like pathetic men. Actual incels are horrible and should get professional help.

No. 2479386

Thank u for talking sense into me nonnas. Keeping me grounded in moments of weakness

No. 2479427

I am a bullshit artist like my dad but fortunately for him he is a male and everyone buys their bullshit so he was able to become wealthy whereas I just have a chip on my shoulder and can only do small time bullshit things like use individual men. I need to up my game

No. 2479443

>>2478753
There's always a woman getting cheated on! Do not defend that cow her actions now weigh on my conscious lol

No. 2479471

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I'm just gonna confess this because this place might be the only space that would understand.

I was raped twice by the same man. I was forced the first and the second time it was rape by deception. The details in the rapesare complicated and I was silenced and labeled as a liar immediately so I never came out.

A guy I was seeing wanted me to have sex with his best friend. I remember saying no and not being attracted to him. I was forced and I laid limp. Silent. Blank stare. They grabbed me and forced me on top. I had nowhere to go, no phone, shit relationship with my family, no ride. I jumped off when he was finishing. I was laughed at as I dropped on to an adjacent mattress. I lay face down. The guy tells me loudly that he's going to say that I raped HIM because "he was on the bottom" they both laugh at me and walk away. I was kicked out of his house later with nothing. I was silenced and also took scared to speak up ever. And as punishment for not wanting to have sex with him, he rats me out to my parents about my whereabouts since I ran away.

Okay second time. I'll greentext this time.

>Be me, run away again. Mentally ill teenager with people pleasing tendencies and no one to confide into.

>Was put in a taxi and had no idea where I was going
>No phone, no Google maps, no contact with anyone
>Also family could not even afford cell phones. Scoffed at Obamas free phones
>Arrive back at rapist's house. Terrified. Brought in
>Guy I used to see locks me in the very room it all happened
>He faces the wall
>Tells me I have to have sex with his friend again
>Why?
>He said someone wants to kill me
>I'm schizo and he knew that, plays on my magical thinking
>Says he knows that someone is going to kill me because he's psychic or whatever
>I gave in and end up 'consenually' sleeping with his friend this time
>I'm driven back on the taxi

I look back on this and believe the entire plan was to get me to actually sleep with him the second time to "undo" the first rape. They could hide behind the "well she fucked him again" argument so I would still be silenced.

In conclusion, it seriously bothers me how people defend minors and say they can't rape. That teen boys don't take advantage of girls and manipulate them. That they don't have evil intentions like this.

No. 2479488

I get pissed off when I see gorgeous women on instagram/twitter. I don't mean models, more like cosplayers. They're obviously not bad people. I just can't stand the fact that I will never be desired like they are.

No. 2479492

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>>2479488
Can you try to stop feeling that way by reminding yourself that you're willingly placing yourself into the same existence as a troon?

No. 2479494

>>2479488
Remember they are photo-shopped to hell and back. They are attractive irl I'm sure but do not look like their heavily posed and edited photos.

No. 2479500

I frequently masturbate to the scene in Rocky where Rocky gets out of bed at 4am and immediately chugs six raw eggs while half asleep.

I used to date a guy who looked a lot like young Stallone, and he had the same mannerisms when he got out of bed that early in the morning for work. I used to tell him it was like waking up next to a cranky Great Dane. One time he got up a little after me, shuffled to the bathroom where I was getting ready, and, without so much as a "good morning", dropped to his knees and started eating my pussy like a starving mutt. It was like he had been dreaming about it or something. When the egg white drips down Stallone's jaw and he wipes it off…you get the picture.

God, I miss that guy. It didn't last long but I still think about him.

No. 2479524

I left my previous job because I was so stressed out and hated everyone there so much that I started to plan a workplace shooting, and I decided that if working there was causing that, I should just leave.

No. 2479537

>>2479492
Yeah but I'm not a guy and never will be. It's not just like "I want guys to want me" it's also "I hate myself because I don't look like them". Or I'll never be valued in this society.

>>2479494
Even without shoop they look amazing.

No. 2479540

>>2479537
Their "value" is being jerked off to by disgusting coomers. The kind of men those women attract aren't ones you want in your proximity. I don't think there's any real value in being lusted after like a sex object. Stop playing into the game society has set and suddenly your mind and spirit is free of these retarded standards and expectations.

No. 2479541

>>2479524
WELL. Okay then.

No. 2479544

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>>2479537
Why can't you just do that jenna marbles "how to be hot" tutorial? I'm not even trolling, I see so many butterface women who just choose a primary moid preference hair color (black, white or red) shoop their sm pics and go about their lives. I don't understand how this can be such a problem for you and so many anons apparently. Like houses in my country cost a million dollars, that is an actual insurmountable problem and all kinds of ugly bitches have been able to buy houses until now. Or war and stuff

No. 2479546

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No. 2479553

>>2479524
I hope you didn't mention this place in your manifesto draft…

No. 2479559

>>2479524
I get it tbh

No. 2479570

I love that I made a post about an egg fetish and everybody ignored it but everyone noticed the mass shooter thing. how were you going to do it?

No. 2479582

>>2479524
Good for you for identifying the problem and leaving your awful job, instead of proceeding with your plan. I wish for better things for you in the future

No. 2479593

>>2479524
Secretly I think everyone has these thoughts. They just don’t have the self awareness to admit it. It’s easy to ignore all the horrible things we think every second, not many people confront it. When we push it down is when we find ourselves ruminating on it

No. 2479614

I am very lonely so i develop parasocial relationships very easily. I have been struggling with math and i have been wathcing this woman's videos. Ever since i have been thinking and pretending to talk to her while i do my math homework.

No. 2479618

File: 1744088512228.jpg (30.66 KB, 568x536, judging.jpg)

>>2479593
>Secretly I think everyone has these thoughts.
No we fucking don't KEK. Hating your job is normal. Wanting to kill people is not.

No. 2479626

>>2479471
Wtf this is awful, I'm so sorry. Fuck whoever labeled you a liar, none of the details could be complicated enough that this isn't rape. I hope both moids involved and the people who silenced you suffer the rest of their lives and if there is an afterlife, they deserve to suffer there as well. And yeah, moids are predatory at all ages.

No. 2479629

I used to be a very fickle, flirty person but now that I’m 30 and settling down I’ve started curbing the urges by developing a chaste, non-serious crush on a male coworker about a decade my senior who I do not think of as attractive in any conventional sense of the word yet find myself strangely drawn to. He kind of talks to me the way that moody frat boy philosophy majors would try to flirt in college and it satisfies the craving to be courted. It’s a bit unhealthy and parasocial but it does stop me from destroying myself with actual romantic situationships that I’m way too old for. It’s also good for developing camaraderie and I’m not his direct report so it’s ultimately harmless, I think.
>>2479614
I should probably try something like this instead.

No. 2479631

>>2479593
I think you lack the self awareness to admit you're mentally ill.

No. 2479658

>>2479618
Nta I'd say it's 50:50. I did my little research on long time ago because really wanted to know and more people than you'd think have these thoughts. Women just the same as men but and it's the most normie people. So I too came to the conclusion that it's normal, in a sence that it's common and not harmful in most cases, because none of these people will ever do something bad like that. It's a coping mechanism to help you with stress to imagine killing your coworkers. Usually it starts in early teens and the person knows it's bad but their brain automatically goes to imagining this to calm you down and focuses you on the idea instead of the stressor. It's like your brain is using your inner chimp inside instead of outside.

No. 2479784

Sometimes I post retarded questions on subreddits for legal advice of countries I don't even live in. It's so funny

No. 2479785

>>2479593
Nah, I don't want to kill people. Maybe just warp a reality where they exist somewhere else.

No. 2479814

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I'm a metalhead and sometimes I check out albums from bands I have no previous interest in just because I liked their merch designs. Obviously if the music is shit I don't buy it but still, the tryhard scrote metal community would probably call me a poser bitch for this but they're all fags anyway so whatever. They will actually tell you that behavior like this is antithetical to the spirit of metal but like, selling and buying merch in itself is antithetical to the spirit of metal, but every asshole with smeared eyeliner and cracked black nail polish still does it so who tf cares???
I like cool shirts, sue me.

No. 2479951

If determining someone's general traits by handwriting analysis has any merit, I'm definitely neurotic. I have neat, legible flow, but I use a lot of loops. Maybe that's indicative of always staying in my head, going in circles sometimes, and hence being neurotic.

No. 2479959

I confessed to a fetish/attraction I had and my post immediately got scrotefoiled by multiple posters. Surprisingly it makes me even more thankful that I was born a woman and that I have the shame to at least curb my degeneracy a bit

No. 2479962

>>2479959
My fetishes are probably worse than yours nonnie

No. 2479974

>>2479962
it wasn't the fetish I mentioned that got me scrotefoiled, though I have one that has to do with body secretions, whats yours?

No. 2479979

>>2479974
My husbando pissing himself and me using it for more sadistic stuff I won't detail though. I don't really know if mine would get me scrotefoiled, but if any anons told me to kill myself I wouldn't blame 'em.

No. 2479984

>>2479979
god I wish there was a VPN exception to this thread cause this shit is gonna be in my post history forever but fuck it, pissfags unite, I get it.

No. 2480025

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>>2479814
This is pretty funny to me considering how metal band logos are almost indistinguishable from one another.

No. 2480181

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>>2480025
A lot of the logos are similar (especially in BM) but the shirts themselves tend to have differences and cool art on them. Usually either original or album art. Usually, the only bands that can really get away with just selling a blank shirt with solely their logo on it are famous bands that your dad probably knows about or total obscure nobodies that posted a single album on bandcamp. Other bands have to at least somewhat experiment to stay afloat, they all pretend to be "evil" and "misanthropic" but in the end we're all stuck playing the game of capitalism I guess?
For example, I have a hoodie with Mgła's Age of Excuse cover art (picrel) on the back and I genuinely love it because Zbigniew Bielak's art is sick, and he designed the cover. Sorry for the logo/merch autism btw

No. 2480292

>>2479814
I get it as a fellow metal head. Some merch is really pretty and makes me check out the band (which is half the purpose of it right?). I get sad if the band is rubbish but the design is cute and vice versa. I never buy merch where I don’t like the band though.

No. 2480435

I used to be in some kind of (mostly physical) relationship with a bpdemon tif and I know it's fucked up of me, but I want something like that again so bad. My life feels so boring! I want to suffer! Just not in the boring way I'm living now. I have a 9/10 career but it's the kind of job only moids do, and a tif would never.

No. 2480583

I like larping as genderspecials online. I have multiple throwaway accounts on different social medias and am a little afraid that one day, I won't be able to make a new proton account without a phone number to play pretend again. I don't even larp as a gendie to grift either although I should, I'm just too scared to go even the slightest bit less anonymous. I just have fun pretending to be retarded online. I also like sowing seeds of despair in gendie circles. A few terf dogwhistles here and there before disappearing into the ether, never to be seen or heard from again. I think it's just really fun to make up a person and give them a backstory of their genderness. I like pretending to be enby tifs the most because it's a lot easier to be terfy in those circles. But being an agp tim is also fun because people often bend over backwards for you. I haven't larped in a hot minute and have been itching to get back into it.

No. 2480586

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I unironically enjoy Moo by Doja Cat

No. 2480588

>>2479814
This is me except with the album covers since i don't buy merch.
>>2480025
The merch tends to feature the album art rather than just the logo to be fair.

No. 2480589

>>2479582
Thanks, nona. I didn't want those thoughts, and I definitely don't want to hurt anybody. It scared me that I was thinking about it, seriously starting to plan, and so I dealt with the problem peacefully even though it meant leaving a job where I was very well paid/had good benefits. I'm not a killer, and the people who I didn't like at my previous workplace, even if I didn't like them, don't deserve to die because I was stressed out and dealing with a lot of unresolved issues at the time. That's selfish, cruel, and evil. I'm doing much better in my new job and in my personal life. I hope you're doing okay too, and I thank you for your kindness and compassion.

No. 2480596

>>2480586
Congratulations for posting the most unique cat picture I've ever seen. May you enjoy your Moo mp3 forever.

No. 2480797

I am not donating my organs

No. 2480811

I think my husbando is curing my porn addiction. While watching it, I can't actually orgasm until I close my eyes and imagine him instead. It's genuinely making porn useless for me and that makes me happy.
The audio from porn still arouses me but I hope I can get rid of that with time. Maybe I should try using his voice lines instead.

No. 2480816

Legit have violent thoughts over autism fakers. My condition isnt cute or quirky and its not just flapping your hands and liking animal crossing or some other cutesy safe popular shit, go fuck yourself. Id say more but alas, the a-logging rule.

No. 2480887

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>mom has a boyfriend who, when she isn't there, sometimes deliberately looks at my ass and crotch (briefly)
>he's very smug, and talks to be seen talking
>mom forces me to smile at him and clink glasses at him, he has a sh1t eating grin when I don't want to say formalities or make a conversation, and I'm made to be extra polite when i just want to come home and go upstairs
>somehow my family hates me when he's there, or sees me as a topic of discussion
>he sees people around him as an audience, not as people
Did I mention, along with looking pervertedly at me and my sister, he's known us since we were like 6? (wholesome)
>sister (let's call her k) says he makes weird looks at her too, and used to make weird noises when looking at her when she was 15, like moans. doesn't like him
>neither of us tell our mom why we don't like him. my sister is literally moving countries and is away with uni, and i'm moving out for my uni in september anyway. we think it's better that she can be happy, since we're moving out anyway
>other sister (almost neet, i'll call her 'j') thinks he's perfect because she is very unperceptive and gullible (way more autistic than me)
>mom asks why i don't like him. i deny, and say i just have nothing in common with him. he claims im 'breaking his heart' with my behaviour (not hanging out and smiling at him, but otherwise polite) and knows i will get berated for not kowtowing, and enjoys this. very weasely and self victimising
>one day, after enough of my mom's fretting, and begging me to tell her, i tell her why i don't like him- the perverted looks, the smugness, the fakeness. but i still accept it if she wants to be with him, i just don't want to hang out with him
>she is sad, and believes me.
>goes on a meetup with him
>comes back, and stops making eye contact with me. eventually, my low functioning autistic sister stops making eye contact with me, they shut me out, both snap at me over the tiniest of things, and exclude me. meanwhile i don't know wtf is going on
>eavesdrop on a conversation between my mom and her bf on the phone (at least he doesn't come here anymore)
>he says he 'tried calling her, but she won't answer'- blatant lie, i received no call, not even a message- i feel like if i showed mom proof of this on my phone, she'd make an excuse for him, or insist i deleted the call history
>he claims to be haunted and heart broken and angry, majorly playing the victim, as he's done before when i just didn't choose to hang out when he was there.
>my mum says that she and my other sister j (not k) are on 'team robert' and they have his back- so some 50 year old man managed to perv on some woman's daughters as they grew up, and also victimise himself when she talked about it to her mom in private

Long story short, my mom is a pickme and will believe her boyfriend over her daughter- and not only that, penalise, and exclude the daughter from the family for speaking out. I don't know what to do anymore? Should I just cope for the next five months?

No. 2480940

I want to have sex on lsd so bad!!!!

No. 2480945

>>2480940
Me too nonna. I know that Caleb and Xavier would be so passionate. The game should be r18 at this point. I would even pay 200€ for it kek. The game is that good.

No. 2480959

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>>2480887
you might as well just call her out for icing you out, her very own daughter, over her stupid boyfriend when she was the one instigating and hounding you for the truth when you were the one who initially kept it cordial in the first place, especially since she deliberately told him what you told her about him in tandem. remind her that you’ll be moving out in less than a year, so she can trade him in for you like she obviously wants to do, permanently - passive aggression is the answer, nona

No. 2480971

I feel really self conscious when people baby talk me during my illness's relapse. Like damn, I get I am a drooling retard who stutters and shit but I can actually still understand you.
I will confess that I love when the episode clears up mid conversation and I start sounding intelligent and make remarks at them for treating me like an idiot. Seeing them look insanely uncomfortable makes me feel better.

No. 2480976

>>2480971
You have narcolepsy?

No. 2480983

>>2480959
Right? She asked for the truth. Thanks for reading my massive rant anyway.
>>2480811
I mean husbandoism is seen as kind of dorky/silly but I think it's one of the healthiest forms of sexual expression, you don't have to inconvenience your life for someone, you're not saturating your dopamine receptors with explicit content from multiply topics, it's literally getting your rocks off whilst maintaining a peaceful life. I hope your husbando makes you happy. my husbando/waifu was a fictional bee anthropomorph lady who i designed, incredibly embarrassing

No. 2481652

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The only thing keeping people from realizing I am a dead ringer for Elton John in every single way is the fact that I am skinny. But I realized and I can't unsee it. On those AI "what celeb do you look like" things, I get elton john every time. I dress extravagantly too and wear glasses and have the same damn hair. You can't imagine how bad this feels. I wonder if other people realize I look like elton john and just keep it to themselves. Now basically all my fashion choices I really enjoyed feel disgusting to me.

No. 2481666

I love women so much. We’re so cute and friendly and creative and smart. Everything about women is beautiful and serene. I wish women controlled the whole world and I don’t give a fuck about anything else. We would do so much better. Men can exist too and be sexy in the corner but they can do all the hard labor. A lot of them genuinely love doing the shit work. Like seriously they love it. So they can exist and we can love them but they don’t get a say in what goes on kek

No. 2481828

>>2481652
between you and Austin Powers anon we have some cute asf flamboyant nonitas here

No. 2481848

I can probably count on 2 hands the men that have treated me like a person and one hand if I don't include family. All the other men treat me like an extra in their faggy lives. I'm finding it hard to keep my composure in public I don't have a resting bitch face anymore I usually have an active scowl and my eyes seem to involuntary roll more often than not if I see a male observe me.

No. 2481894

>>2481652
when i wear silly sunglasses my sisters say i look like him, but people typically say i look like paul dano. so maybe they think you just look like a flamboyant paul dano, which isn't as bad as elton john.

No. 2481895

>>2481894
>female paul dano
Nona please marry me dear god

No. 2481901

>>2481895
fuck off she's mine
>>2481894
hiii nona!

No. 2481904

>>2481666
Men should only really be used for hard labor. They're not socially advanced enough and far too emotional to be good leaders.

No. 2481916

>>2481894
ayrt it's funny you say that, I also have thought I probably look a bit like him, just female and uglier. So probably more like elton john. kek. It's really hard being ugly, it makes everything you do look stupid, there is no winning.

No. 2481923

I find Tanner from Love on the Spectrum quite handsome and quasi chad-y when he has a neutral expression lol

No. 2481938

>>2481923
Theres a reality show about spergs trying to find love? Kek

No. 2481955

>>2481938
yeah its pretty wholesome and cringey at times. It's on Netflix there's a US season and Australian. The Aussie version is the original franchise.

No. 2482454

I love the winx anons so much, their love for the franchise seems so sweet and cute.

No. 2482535

Recently i saw several documentaries about Japanese prison and how they treat foreigners there. I get why the Japanese are idealized by some right wingers because how evil they are to non Japanese people. I agree however that a prison should be strict and make you feel like shit. You’re not supposed to want to return. In Europe prison are way to cushy to the point that people return to get a time out of real life.

No. 2482565

>>2482535
>In Europe prison are way to cushy
Strange overgeneralization

No. 2482567

>>2480945
nonnie, i don't think that's what she meant eksdee

No. 2482703

occasionally i go on tiktok looking for milk, and i run into troons like picrel who do pass to me. i always feel dumb

No. 2482711

>>2482703
what does he look like without makeup?

No. 2482735

>>2482703
If it helps he transitioned at 12 and is only 18 so he's going to have female fat distribution due to the estrogen, he may have had surgery too.

No. 2482739

>>2482703
Most tiktok filters make users look like entire different people or even species kek, so that's not a surprise. The worst is when beauty or selfcare influences do it to sell skincare/hair products etc to gullible people while editing their videos into blurry glossy hell. I have literally never seen people with faces and hair like that irl and I worked with model agencies for a whilem

No. 2482744

>>2482739
This, im kinda disturbed you guys dont know that 99% of videos on there are so filtered that they doesnt even resemble the real person

No. 2482750

>>2482735
>so he's going to have female fat distribution due to the estrogen
so hrt DOES have actual effects?

No. 2482751

>>2482739
he's moving and jumping around

No. 2482776

>>2482751
Yes and? It's not 2018 anymore, that's not an issue for filters. But even when he does the turn-around and you see more angles of his face, you can already recognize the gay-man type face/nose-eye combo that trannys like blaire white and a lot of twink makeup influencer moids have.

No. 2482780

I don’t like it when people have my same name

No. 2482785

>>2482750
The scrote just didn’t go through puberty kek. Minor troons pass better, that’s why the trannies screech about it. At least until they expire after 25, the male in them always shines through.

No. 2482840

>>2482750
Ayrt Yeah like he's got gynecomastia in that vid. Can't say whether the hips have had help with a filter or actual surgery or not tho kek, but he is 18 so he's old enough to have had surgery. I've only seen one other example of a young gay man who'd been transitioned as a minor and he looked very girlish, he claimed he'd been transitioned by his dad. It's when these men hit 25 and beyond and the skin cell renewal is slower, and the ribcage expands when we age too and men's become more squarish, at that point they start looking like a dude with boobs, like Hunter Schafer. I knew of a mtf in his late 30s who lived near my apartment who refused to go outside into the real world because he just looked like a dude with boobs and was balding. He only hung around the shared garden. I'd wash the dishes and he'd just sit there for hours. Insane. That's this kid's future anyway.

No. 2482930

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for the first time in my life I actually felt kind of attracted to someone real physically…and I'm no spring chicken kek. so, I guess I do type it's just so painfully specific that even if I infiltrated an intergalactic super model party I probably still wouldn't see anyone I find cute.

No. 2482934

My ex uses the same username for everything and when I told him I found his old tweets that showed him in his 30s chatting up a teenager so he deleted it so now I've reclaimed the username and changed his bio to a liar and a cheat because he gave me hpv.

No. 2482938

I finally got around to reading the bible and came out shipping Jesus and Judas.

No. 2482945

>>2482938
Respect.

No. 2482949

>>2482938
Holy based

No. 2483221

I found a very pregnant mantis that was almost ready to lay eggs. I tried to make it crawl onto my hand but it fell off onto the concrete below and burst its abdomen. Later I saw it dead and being eaten by ants. Feels kind of bad.

No. 2483234

>>2482930
So there's hope for me I guess, I'm 32 and I've never been attracted to anyone either.

No. 2483238

>>2483221
nonna that's horrible stop touching pregnant bugs damn

No. 2483248

>>2483238
Yeah, I was being ignorant because I didn't think it would fall. I won't do it again.

No. 2483270

Sometimes I wish I could body swap parts with trannies, but only for their muscles. They can have all my weakness and hopefully rot and die. The only thing their muscles would be good at is abusing women and children anyway.

No. 2483279

>>2483270
Why trannys and not men?

No. 2483289

I hate BL because looking at dudes is so boring. All they wear is a button down or a suit. No beautiful dresses. Also thinking of anal is nasty it makes me think they smell literally like shit. Men are so not aesthetic.

No. 2483294

>>2483279
Trannies aren't as big as men or something, idk tbh actually now that you mention it. Maybe I indulge in my fantasies as a cope with how horrible they are compared to normie men, who knows.

No. 2483311

Even though my brother is only 3 years and a day older than me, I'm very grateful for him. I feel bad that I was able to have him as a male figure when our dad left but he just had my mum and me. Then my mum got remarried to a class man and him and my brother were very close. He passed away from cancer and now it's just us 3 again and I can tell it really affects my brother. Some day I want to have kids and for them to treat my brother like the best uncle in the world.

No. 2483315

>>2483294
Trannies literally are men though.

No. 2483326

>>2483294
>Trannies aren't as big as men
…what?

No. 2483347

>>2483289
>lesbian doesnt like the genre made for straight women
wow what a shocker

No. 2483349

>>2483311
I hope you make that dream come true. That's really sweet, anon

No. 2483350

>>2483326
Again idk what I was saying, maybe I was thinking the estrogen and starvation they do to themselves makes them weaker or something kek. Idk I'm sleep deprived

No. 2483360

>>2483359
They look like children half the time too. At least with anime bishies they have adult male proportions

No. 2483363

i geniuenly dont understand how ppl get off to hentai. visually appealing i guess maybe im just too autistic to understand moids that jack it to anime girls , its drawings. It feels so sterile and silly. i say this as a lesbian

No. 2483439

>>2482938
This may be the funniest thing I've read in a long time, thank you anon

No. 2483457

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She lived my 16 yrs old wet dreams

No. 2483463

>>2483363
I project onto the anime woman having a good time and I get off like that.

No. 2483472

>>2483221
One time a wasp or something landed on me and laid its eggs on me. I still feel so incredibly dirty whenever I remember I got birthed on.

No. 2483475

>>2483457
So jealous I'm not glinda the good witch getting railed by the popfag lollipop guild

No. 2483481

>>2483363
I used to like it when I was a retarded confused teenager but now it just weirds me out, the way it's drawn always looks unappealing and dirty

No. 2483560

>>2483363
I used to like it because I didn't want to see real people. Some hentai used to look really ugly but if the style was pleasant I used to enjoy it.
>>2483481
That's what I think about real people having sex kek

No. 2483583

I like it when people smile at me I might look at a stranger for a while and they always end up smiling warmly at me kek.

No. 2483584

>>2483363
It’s really ugly and retarded and most of it is borderline rape too. But I can strictly remember this 90’s Yuri about a blue haired and a pink haired girl, it was super sweet and erotic without being overly explicit , that was my awakening kek.

No. 2483588

>>2483270
Why be a tranny kek. If I would I’d like to be in the shoes of a white man with a trust fund, typical jock, just to feel how it is to have the world in your hands.

No. 2483611

I like to go on the Lolcow caps thread to see what themes other nonnas are using. It's fun

No. 2483627

aph america from hetalia used to have me rabid and unfortunately the amerifag thread keeps reminding me

No. 2483671

I hope all car drivers with loud exhausts crash and die especially the Dodge and pickup truck drivers.

No. 2483682

>>2483671
me with tesla and bmw drivers

No. 2483830

my best friend has been bullying me since I can remember. Me, having anxious attachment and fear of abandonment and ending up alone, I grew up thinking her behaviour was normal until recently, when I’m an adult. Having to interact with her gave me so much anxiety I started lying to her anytime it was possible so I made up some pretty big lies about my life and whereabouts. Even if it’s as toxic as it sounds, this gives me a false sense of security because I know there’s this part of my life that’s hidden from her, that she cannot touch

No. 2483860

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>>2483830
You seem like a very fearful nona in general. You should take up a sport or hobby with more assertive and confrontation women, it might help you learn to stand up for yourself anon

No. 2483910

I often forgot how to spell my own middle name. It's just two letters where the placement of them always gets me tripped up.

No. 2484458

I’m homophobic with faggots

No. 2484492

>>2483671
Me with motorcycle riders. You are a danger to yourself and it's drivers' responsibility to act like you're a protected species. And no pedestrians want to hear your earrape engine.

No. 2484513

>>2484458
That's everyone here

No. 2484534

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>>2484492
Can't stand motorcyclists. Faggots have the audacity to be all
>Waaahhh! Watch for motorcycles! We're in soooo much danger on the road and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!
In the same breath as they're filtering between the lanes at 20mph over the speed limit and with no protective gear on their flabby bodies. No helmet, not even a fucking leather jacket. Safety starts with you, you dunces.

No. 2484540

>>2484492
They drive so recklessly, even the dumb high schoolers with their scooters. They think that the driving laws don’t matter for them.

No. 2484559

>>2483830
Stop talking to her.

No. 2484580

I enjoy sending anonymous hate to annoying accounts and I hope it genuinely bothers them. I'm confessing because I want to be a better person and stop.

No. 2484582

>>2484580
I also do this and when they lock their accounts I’d feel some sort of satisfaction. I also need to stop

No. 2484584

>>2484580
Unfortunately most annoying accounts have their messages or asks or open to only open/public accounts for me. I love doing this too

No. 2484586

This happened two or 3 years ago when I was a plus one to my sister’s junior prom, which also happened to be when I became a full on NEET. I had lost years of social interaction at this point, so going to a function like a prom was a bit overwhelming, but I did it for my sister since she really wanted me to go. I came in a pretty basic black dress and did some light makeup since I didn’t really expect anyone to compliment me, I was also overweight at the time too. This group of girls kinda walked past me and said “YOU LOOK SO GOOD” and I didn’t say anything because I didn’t think they were talking to me. They then had this confused look and walked away, I literally thought they were talking to someone else but I found out later they were talking to me and I felt GUILTY. I still feel so much guilt over this, it seems so small, but I really didn’t think they were talking to me and they were just trying to be nice, now they thought I IGNORED them. Have yall had anything similar happen, because i think about this when im trying to sleep sometimes.

No. 2484589

>>2484582
>>2484584
Maybe I shouldn't stop…

No. 2484614

>>2484589
Don't kek, from a petty retard to another. It depends on how annoying they are though. If they're genuinely harmful I go full violent a-log on them. If they're just annoying my hate is proportionate

No. 2484639

I won't get married but if I did I would have had a courthouse wedding with only the witnesses as guests, no photos, no dinner, no dance.

No. 2484766

>>2484580
Lmfao i also do this but with scrotes, also trolling and baiting them. I made 2 guys delete their twitter accounts so far, the rest just ends up having a meltdown and blocking me.

No. 2484768

>>2482703
Ok, now let's hear his voice.

No. 2484835

I have absolutely zero interest in the God of War franchise. Kratos is also ugly.

No. 2484860

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I wish I could fuck this pos Bill Gates around this age/era. God I've wanted him so badly since forever.

No. 2484869

When i was a preteen i used to pee in the shower because i watched some video of Epic How To where he said you save money from peeing in the shower so i'd pee before showering and i genuinely thought i was saving my parents money.

No. 2485372

I'm going to cut myself every time my boyfriend fucks up and decides to get off to other women online. Apparently my tears and suffering aren't enough. He says that it's so hard for him and he tries so much… I wonder if before he did it, if he had to kick a puppy in the stomach, so hard that it yelps and squeals and runs away from him crying, and slinks away from him in distrust for days afterward, laying sadly in its bed, if he would still do it? If he had to kick me in the stomach? Slam my face against the wall? Would my bruises and blood make him stop? I know he would never do that so I'll do it for him.

No. 2485483

There's so many songs out there with the catchiest instrumentals but the vocals/lyrics are utter retardation so I use those vocal separator apps religiously with them

No. 2485486

>>2485372
…Why are you with him?

No. 2485508

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>>2485372
You’ll do anything but leave kek

No. 2485514

>>2485372
Hurting yourself for a pornsick moid is the dumbest thing you can do, and he still won't ever stop. Love yourself and leave him, block him on every form of media possible. Create a LinkedIn account if you don't have it just to block him on it.

No. 2485522

>>2485483
Which apps do you recommend for this? I have always wanted to do this for so many songs and in the last few years I've heard these sorts of tools have improved to pretty high quality results, but I'm out of the loop as to specifics

No. 2485524

>>2485372
Just dump him retard, he's trash and not even worth interacting with. If you're going to have a BPD meltdown, at least use that energy to destroy HIS life instead of your own.

No. 2485527

>>2485372
I used to feel disparity over the idea of this but i couldn’t gaf anymore.no man who doesn’t idolize me deserves to be idolized. I’d just start masturbating to hot anime guys.

No. 2485529

>>2485522
Moises but it needs a subscription. I buy it for other purposes though like arranges and covers

No. 2485532

>>2485372
You sound really young. But please, don't be naive. Get rid of someone like this who makes you feel so sick.

No. 2485537

>>2485483
Going to do this with Bastille's Remains because I like the atmosphere but god are the lyrics terrible, I'm going to do a mashup with some goth rock vocals.

No. 2485543

>>2485529
Thanks, I'll look into it! ♥ Usually not huge into subscriptions yeah but if I feel like it's worth it I don't mind.

No. 2485589

I look better when I'm not smiling, with an RBF I look cool but when I'm smiling I look like an autistic deer in the headlights.

No. 2485597

>>2484580
if it makes you feel better one time i stalked some autist and sent hate for no reason other than because i wanted her username she was fat and her art was ugly . it worked

No. 2485621

>>2484860
didn't he get divorced? make your move kek
>>2485372
>>2485524
exactly, don't cut yourself, cut him instead

No. 2485679

If there were good STD free non ugly male prostitutes guaranteed to be fully secret I'd probably visit one

No. 2485688

>>2485679
Yeah, same.

No. 2485700

>>2485679
its insane to me how male escorts are allowed to be so ugly

No. 2485727

>>2485486
We've been together almost 6 years, I can't afford to live on my own. I'm one of those people who feel like they couldn't survive without having a partner in life, and I know I wouldn't be able to find a guy who didn't watch porn/would stop for me. I'm in my mid twenties. Things were going so well and I thought he was doing well too. He's improved so, so much and going to therapy and all that. Apparently he's been using some exploit to watch softcore stuff without me realizing for probably like two months at least. I wish he would've just told me so we could have fixed it and it would've gained trust back in our relationship. Instead he decided to not tell me until I found out about something else he did that was obvious and then he tacked it on as a side note "Hey could you block this webpage I thought you had blocked it for me but I guess it didn't work…" Why did you wait so long to tell me? So you could watch shit every day I wasn't around, likely multiple times a day?

>>2485508
>>2485514
>>2485524
I knew I would get flamed for this and that it's serious mentally ill retard behavior, and I would roll my eyes at a post like this myself. I just wanted some kind of acknowledgement honestly. I feel so alone. Even being called stupid, at least someone cared enough to respond.

No. 2485731

>>2485700
I looked at the male category of a popular escorting website (for funsies, the STD risk is way too high) and I could not find a single one that wasn't repulsive, it's crazy

No. 2485739

>>2485372
hurting yourself because of a man is unreasonable babe don't do that xx but also why r u even with him? maybe there's more to the story but drop him!

No. 2485743

I have 0 respect for women who flaunt and sexualize themselves for scrotes, I saw a woman at an elite university who’s also a playboy bunny and when I found that out I lost all respect for her. I don’t care what your reasoning is, if you’re a whore I feel nothing but contempt for your pickmeism

No. 2485744

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>>2485727
you should get a job and leave him once you have the money to afford your own apartment/place to live in. & pleasepleaseplease don't cut urself bc of a man

No. 2485750

>>2485731
they are also all like 35+ who the fuck wants to pay for walled cock

No. 2485823

>>2485727
You would really benefit from being single for a while, but you're apparently not ready to have that conversation.

No. 2485955

>>2473754
honestly, awesome and cool

No. 2485958

>>2474310
I'm gonna have to take the girl's side here, she is not a baby.

No. 2486063

I've realized I have nothing in common with my parents aside from being family and that's a bit sad.

No. 2486095

>>2485727
>I'm one of those people who feel like they couldn't survive without having a partner in life, and I know I wouldn't be able to find a guy who didn't watch porn/would stop for me
Damn, thank god I don’t have the “dick syndrome”. Some of you would rather chain yourself to someone who has little to no respect for you in order to not be alone. It’s super sad and pathetic that you don’t have an ounce of love for yourselves.
Life doesn’t end when you aren’t with a scrote kek. I’ve never had a boyfriend and I have been thriving , sure I feel lonely sometimes and would want a cute Nigel from time to time, but I never cried over a man or thought of harming myself over one , even when I used to date around. I love myself way too much to accept breadcrumbs, if someone isn’t embellishing my life they can fuck off, I’m not putting energy into “projects”.
Not watching porn isn’t asking too much, respect and loyalty aren’t exceptional , they are the bare minimum.
I want you to look at yourself in the mirror and think of it as another person , what would you tell them? That this is something they deserve? That they can’t get better so they should settle? Look at yourself deep in the eyes and repeat 10 times “I don’t deserve this” .

No. 2486098

>>2485727
>you can find roommates
>you can go back to your parents
There are options, you just don’t want them.

No. 2486482

Over the past months I came to the realisation that I can't engage in fandom. Even though I should know it better, I'm taking it way too seriously. Seeing my favourite charcaters' personalities butchered, seeing people write gross violent smut about them where they're so ooc you might as well replace their name with something generic because they're definitely not acting like themselves, just makes me so fucking angry. Yeah, it's pathetic, but I just can't help it. As a result, I stay away from fanish content as far as possible. And I'm so much happier for it.

No. 2486555

I'm the one who always talks to irl people how "Hideo Kojima predicted all of this in MGS 2" and they have no idea who that is or what game it is

No. 2486562

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>>2486482
I have never been into fandoms because I've learned that most people in them are really intense and take too seriously some stuff. But since I met my husbando (before him I didn't really have one) I've been avoiding his fandom like the plague. They love to change his personality so much, people use it so much as a self insert character so they have made of him whatever they desire. Even good part of the fanart portrays him so wrongly most of the time. It doesn't help that recently was discovered by TikTok teenagers. So yeah, I really understand you.

No. 2486652

maybe tmi/wrong place? i don't know girls, my brain's a mess. i've had debilitatingly heavy periods for my entire life and recently started birth control again after about 15 years and i am. so goddamn horny all the time right now. i feel absolutely fucking feral and nothing is helping lol. over the past few days i've written like 20k words of the filthiest smut i've ever written in my life for a fandom i accidentally fell into and it's so embarrassing, i think i'm losing it. fuck my life.

unrelated but
>>2485727
i really hope you manage to get out of there nona. leave him, move in with your parents or find some roommates or something, he's not worth it. 6 years is some time, sure, there's that sunk cost fallacy going on and i'm sure you have a lot of good memories with him as well as bad, but it's better to get out now before you end up wasting 10 or 15 years with him. you deserve so much better. i love u

No. 2486691

>>2486652
You're lucky. I'm never horny when I'm taking pills.

No. 2486728

>>2486691
ayrt i don't feel lucky, i feel like i'm gnawing at the bars of my cage kek. my usual state is pretty frigid though. if i could share, i would(?)

No. 2486770

I had a sex dream about my best friend and it was unfortunately really hot and I woke up so disappointed that it ended and thinking about propositioning her in real life. She's a lesbian as well but I don't think she's attracted to me, she's also very particular about stuff like that and thinks hooking up with any close friends would ruin the friendship. We've been so close since we where kids so I feel like it would just make things weird, so I guess my dream won't become reality no matter how hot it was kek.

No. 2487301

I wish I could fuck moids I find attractive. I don't want to peg them because what pleasure would I get other than the having fulfilled my fantasy.

No. 2487305

>>2486562
Is your husbando from VtM:B? I know that a lot of zoomies/alphies have suddenly latched onto that game.

No. 2487378

>>2486652
I'm curious, what birth control did you get on?

No. 2487447

I have been watching Love on the Spectrum… and I haven't laughed this hard in at least five years.
Nothing is as funny to me as intellectually disabled autists are.

No. 2487473

I like to talk to moids i met through /soc/ and fetish sites. I am ugly irl so getting attention gives me confidence. Surprisingly enough, a bunch of them work out and have decent bodies. I am super pathetic, i wish i could get a cute guy irl to love me.

No. 2487477

I swear a lot online and in voice calls for comedic effect but in my day to day life I refuse to swear even with colleagues and friends. Mostly because it feels wrong, mostly because Im reminded of this girl from gradeschool that I used to be friends with who was known for being sort of nerdy and she wanted to subvert this image of herself and would stammer out "FUCK" every time she got a chance to do it. Every time I curse in public I think of her and get secondhand embarassment

No. 2487570

I fantasize about the great sex I had with my ex, but then I cry immediately after orgasm because i'll never meet someone as beautiful and amazing as he was again in this life. To be fair, the breakup is still fresh at 2 1/2 months, but before that I would cry out of loneliness that the ideal, gentle, passionate, sexy animu boys I fantasized about from my otome games/shoujo manga didn't exist in real life and no moid would ever come close until I met someone just like that. I would sooner destroy him than let him treat some undeserving thot with the same affection, reverence, and sweetness he showed me.

No. 2487754

>>2487378
desogestrel! when i looked it up it didn't seem like increased sex drive was a common side effect, though interestingly there were quite a few reports of the opposite being the case. i'm not taking any other medication at the moment so it can't be interfering with anything and causing issues on that front - who knows what's going on kek. at least my head feels a little less like horny soup today

No. 2487834

I do not care at all about my job. I've been at this company 5+ years and my desire to be a good employee is almost entirely gone. I don't care at all about our products, our customers or our profits. I don't care at all about my reputation as an employee. I do the bare minimum and call it a day. Fuck working, and fuck identifying or caring in anyway about the company that wastes my time and effort, and criminally underpays me.

No. 2488202

I like that beets turn my poop purple, it’s kinda cute kek(belongs in tmi)

No. 2488563

Blocked my sister. Again. No ragrets.

No. 2488731

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Out of the blue I started relating too much to CS Lewis of all fucking people.

Not even in a “crushes you’re ashamed of, unconventional male attractions” way at all. I tried listening to A Grief Observed because I thought it was some sort of spiritual advice book rather than a very personal account and now I’m listening to a lot of his work because it’s bringing me some strange comfort or unwarranted feeling of companionship? Like some kind of imaginary kind mentor or something.
But honestly I think it’s because I’m a lonely, lost person projecting on a long dead stranger only because I imagine they were lonely and lost too.

No. 2488741

i enjoy spending a lot of time going into tranny spaces because it makes me feel so satisfied at being born a woman. literally all of their “dysphoria” triggers are euphoria for me. this is especially for the supposed mental effects of HRT, and them feeling psychological dysphoria is so satisfying to me. it’s honestly made me embrace my femininity way more than i would otherwise though i do sometimes view femininity through a trannoid lens now, i aestheticize and worship it

No. 2488746

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>>2488741
Glad I’m not the only one, I keep a whole folder of tranny jealousy screenshots just for the schadenfreude. Trancels/ incels turn the abuse, degradation and misfortune of women into “lifefuel” so I don’t feel bad.

No. 2488757

>>2488746
It's perfect anon 11/10

No. 2488803

>>2488563
I blocked my sister over a year ago and I feel no real loss from that. She is diagnosed with BPD and I never felt like I had a good relationship with her.

No. 2488813

Parent dies from cancer. Receive a message from a moid. A moid I dated for 3 weeks 12 years ago
>hey haha sorry for your loss, are you single
>no
>haha, can you send a photo
>the last thing I remember about you is you telling me I look better with my glasses on and standing me up at the cinema
>haha, have you got any pics

No. 2488814

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>>2488813
I hate him anon, sorry for your loss (genuinely)

No. 2488816

>>2488814
Three men from my teenage years have came out of the woodwork during this time. I was shocked the first time, this guy was the last one. Funny enough they all orbit this one rugby club my neighbour plays at so guess word spread. Guess they all just want to cheer me up so bad and not at all be manipulative sleazebags

No. 2488818

>>2488813
Cancer never seems to get the people who actually deserve it huh?

No. 2488845

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getting fat again and I want you to join me

No. 2488852

My confession is sometimes I post fake vents or confessions just to see how anons would react to it. Usually they react pretty mean kek

No. 2488857

>>2488813
>trying to swoop in on someone vulnerable just to receive validation and sexual opportunity
Men are literal apes. Had it happen to me during traumatic times in my life too. They're gross opportunists.

No. 2488864

>>2488845
If I wasn’t broke, I would be fucking up a cheeseburger right now

No. 2488865

>>2488852
Isn’t that baiting? If I could use emojis I be using the crying one kek

No. 2488867

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>>2488845
Whenever I see a pile of hamburgers like that I think of jughead from archie comics

No. 2488894

I quietly thank the Lord that I'm not into disgusting fetishes.

No. 2488906

lately i’ve been deliberately enraging myself by going on misogynistic men’s accounts and sending them graphic rape and murder threats. i know this is extremely unhealthy, but the adrenaline rush it gives me is addictive

No. 2488908

>>2488906
It’s probably just turning them on.

No. 2488917

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I have one TT account and it's sole use is fucking with people who are trying to make GATE testing into a giant conspiracy.

No. 2488968

>>2488906
Do this posing as a TIM and you'll make them shit themselves

No. 2489004

recalling trauma from my childhood after decades of bundling up I can get accesses of anger that just scares sometimes
I picture myself pourring out all my frustrations into the meanest words I can conjure to such a manic extent that would get myself sent back to the psych ward, which only funnels my hate in this downard spiral
it's been so many years but it's still such a cathartic rush to think back about it
at least it beats the nightly nightmares

No. 2489085

I am sure that trannyism will never end, but I’m okay with trannies shitting online spaces as long as the laws aren’t favoring their bullshit. Weird men and perverts have always existed.



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