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No. 2480908

ITT: share uneventful, mundane, or just downright ordinary events from your everyday life.

Previous thread: >>>/ot/2442735

This thread is not for sharing random passing thoughts. This thread is for sharing mundane or otherwise ordinary events that you have experienced in your life. If your post does not contain a mundane event that you experienced, then it is off-topic and doesn't belong in this thread.

Lolcow is NOT a chatroom. If you want to discuss a topic, you have to discuss it in the appropriate thread. All off-topic posts in this thread should be reported.

For anons that struggle to understand the topic of this thread:
>Examples of mundane events:
>>2423333
>>2427539
>>2431892
>>2428345
>Examples of off-topic posts that belong in different threads:
>>2436970
>>2438610
>>2425958
>>2424447

If you want to post random thoughts, then find an appropriate thread to post about them. If your thought is about food, it can go in one of the food threads; if your thought is about a movie, it can go in the film thread on /m/; if your thought is about skincare, it can go in the skincare thread on /g/; etc., etc..

If you can't find an appropriate thread you can use the Dumbass Shit thread: >>>/ot/2477631 or Bechdel Thread >>>/ot/2270607

No. 2480942

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I had waffle batter turned into pancakes because I don't have a waffle machine but really wanted waffles for breakfast with some strawberry ice cream. I have low blood pressure so I started the day with tons of carbs and sugars to raise it. I took a painkiller and an antihistamine for extra blood pressure raising and to get rid of my allergies and headaches, and now I'm browsing LC while drinking unsweetened mint green tea for caffeine to raise my blood pressure even more. Hopefully after this and after taking a hot shower I'll be alright. Picrel is the most beautiful pancake I've ever made.

No. 2480951

Planning on being in bed all day. Despite it being an absolute hit success, yesterday drained the hell out of me. Glad to see my relatives so happy about receiving artwork from me, even if it looks super mediocre. If they can't tell how ass I am at painting, why fret over it?

No. 2480992

Every once in a while I have to switch to lower image quality on YouTube videos because my connection sucks, and I can't believe I used to watch videos like this no problem fifteen years ago. In fact, I'd even turn the quality down back then, when 720p was something ultra-rare, because the quality was too crisp and I hated the way it looked. Right now I have to watch at 480p and am suffering a bit even though back then I'd watch videos fullscreen turned down to 360p. I wonder if it's got something to do with my eyesight being bad enough back then to really need glasses already but my parents not caring about it, so I didn't get any for some years lol.

No. 2481016

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i’m watching a silent hill 3 longplay cause women online keep going on about unsexualized female protagonist and that type of thing really peeks my interest in this day and age and i have no means to play the game i.e. no ps2(?) and emulators don’t work as well on current phone compared to the last. i wouldn’t play it even if i could though, i’m the scare type who when freaked the fuck out, loses the ability to comprehend words or her surroundings thus any and all silent hill games are impossible to play for me. i cannot even watch a clocktower playthrough, shit felt like a long heart attack!

No. 2481027

>>2480942
your pancake is the colour of hopes and dreams

No. 2481037

>>2481027
Thank you ♥, it turned out delicious too and with a great texture. I just wish I cooked it with butter instead of oil, but maybe next time.

No. 2481062

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I have to write a lot of reports today… I’ve done all the reading now I just have to put my thoughts on paper. That always feels like the most challenging part for me though, wish me luck nonnies.

No. 2481114

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About to do my first ever presentation to a work client later today, wish me luck nonnies

No. 2481125

>>2481062
>>2481114
Good luck anons!!

No. 2481303

Because I grew up in a pretty cluttered home (not messy or anything, just cluttered with a lot of mismatched patterns and colors) I'm one of those boring millennials that like my greys and beige minimalist homes (mostly out of convenience because I hate cleaning), so whenever I'm buying a new bedding or something my mom freaks out and tries to make me buy a bunch of throw pillows in clashing colors. It's sweet and a little bit frustrating kek. But I have a bunch of colorful plushies instead that I consider a decent middle ground.

No. 2481315

My dad wanted to use my computer to look something up, so I opened a new windows for him but didn't think of the fact that I have lolcow as my homepage, and the anticipation of seeing some cows butthole or some weird Luigi edit or yaoi was too bad for my heart, so I changed my homepage to a blank page. Just because I misclicked and didn't hit "New private window"…

No. 2481316

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Im enjoying an ice cold Coke Zero while reading a fanfic where my favorite obscure male character gets raped. I would’ve changed some things but it’s alright tbh I love it when it’s a woman being the perpetrator and is slapping the male around.

No. 2481331

>>2481316
Sorry I'm ignoring your post I just want to say I love your chiikabu picture

No. 2481350

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>>2481331
KEK it’s fine anon! He’s so cute in the pic I couldn’t resist

No. 2481366

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No. 2481516

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>>2481125
Thank you nonny! I’m about halfway done but I took a long break after lunch kek. About to get back at it now. Ignore minion

No. 2481558

The universe is conspiring against my ability to take a nap, and now my mom is all offended that I didn't take her to my optometrist appointment. What the fuck? I'm just picking out glasses, not a wedding dress. So tired of coming home and never knowing whether she's going to be angry at me over something insignificant.

No. 2481905

I'm getting ready for bed. I'm already craving the breakfast I know I'm gonna have in the morning.

No. 2481963

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11 hour work day today

No. 2482052

I fucking hate grocery stores in cities. They're always crowded and have such insanely narrow corridors that only 1.5 people at a time can fit through. Makes me feel like I'm stuck in a Pacman game if someone's running up behind me. I never manage to buy everything I want to get because I scramble to get the fuck out of there

No. 2482065

I have an exam in 15 minutes. Wish me luck nonnies.

No. 2482066

>>2481114
How did it go?

No. 2482069

>>2482065
good luck

No. 2482114

>>2482052
That's the reverse for me, I hate gigantic supermarkets from the suburbs, I always feel I'm in some kind of dystopian hellscape where I have no idea where to find what I want.

No. 2482169

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When I was 14, I was talking to a boy online, he was nice but kinda normie. He once randomly asked me what height I was, and my autistic ass replied:
"The size of an average human mother."
He was really confused and didn't get the reference. I was honestly so mortified by the concept of having to explain Guptill89 and exposing myself as a sperg, that I just ended up just blocking him on everything out of shame.

No. 2482173

>>2482169
Better in the confessions thread but kek, rip.

No. 2482177

>>2482066
Pretty well I think!

No. 2482182

>>2482173
Dang, sorry then nonna, thought it was boring enough to count.

No. 2482202

>>2482114
Kek I love those so much. It's just fun to browse without some fucker right behind me trying to squeeze me out of the aisle. And the lines are never as long as they are in cities because there are like, 20 registers instead of only three (two of which are obviously closed)

No. 2482270

Asked the tech lead at my internship if I could come back once I’ve graduated in June, he didn’t sound opposed to it but he was gonna check with the other tech lead. Even though I repeatedly tell myself to not expect anything I felt kinda good when I started going home, and as I got closer to home the more I got the sinking feeling that I might get a no. I always have super shitty luck with stuff like this, so it’s most likely that I won’t be able to get hired. Help me manifest some good news nonas

No. 2482517

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This is the longest and most boring day. I want to take tomorrow off but I feel bad asking because I'm not sick and I have nothing planned, I just really want to stay home and sleep. I have plans on Saturday with a friend and it will be a long day, and Sunday I have an appointment in the morning so I won't be able to sleep in. Mondays are too busy at work to take off for no reason, so tomorrow is my only option for a real rest day but I am too chicken to ask for it off.

No. 2482534

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>>2482517
do it nonna. rest > work

No. 2482546

>>2482270
Been having a bit of a breakdown ever since I got home because I have sort of already resigned to the highly likely fact that I'm most likely not going to get it, because things never line up beautifully like that for me. Makes me not want to even go in tomorrow, but I know I have to.

No. 2482597

I just found one of my feeder dubia roaches loose in my house. It was just chilling so I released it outside. Pretty sure I crushed some of it's legs though, sorry dude.

No. 2482698

I bought a pair of glasses online with the intention of getting prescription lenses put in locally, but I think I made a bad choice, because it kind of looks like I'm skinwalking Pixyteri. Possibly because the demo lenses make my eyes look huge and it reminds me of her creepy circle lenses. But now I can't help but feel like I have the old, thrusting, dying man haircut, and that these frames look like something she would pick out. If only my lenses weren't so expensive, it would be easier to decide.

No. 2482755

I like when I'm watching a video made by an American person and they add some metric system conversions.

No. 2482767

I participated in a Smash Bros. Ultimate tournament in my favourite bar.
Lost in semifinals but got a 50% discount code and a Snorlax plushie for my next visit as surprise prizes.

No. 2482833

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how the fuck is this considered “affordable?”

No. 2482843

>>2482833
If you have $120 you can affort it

No. 2483027

I need to write one more page of my paper in an hour so I can be finished in time to catch Criterion streaming a movie I've been wanting to watch for free

No. 2483133

I told my grandma I have pica and she gave me a bottle of geritol. She used to take it when she was pregnant with my uncle.

No. 2483151

>>2483133
What does it taste like

No. 2483156

>>2483151
Idk, I wanted to finish my box of chalk before I start taking it. She gave me the pills though, not the liquid

No. 2483307

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I managed to clean my whole apartment today despite my period pain. I will relax a little bit and later study some japanese and have a white wine.

No. 2483320

Removed a lot of grass and weeds from a place, it's surprisingly intense work

No. 2483701

I thought of something funny that I really wanted to tell my friend, but he hasn't opened my last message yet and that message was a wall of text that takes up my entire phone screen, so I have to wait until he reads all of that until I can say my funny story. Sigh… Hurry up and open it already. It's hard being a yapper sometimes

No. 2483713

I hope saumon goes nicely with blue cheese because I don't have enough mozarella to cover all the pizza

No. 2483720

>>2483713
What's saumon?

No. 2483729

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I am trying to make uni friends and its so hard, i get ignored by a couple of classmates i thought i had a pretty good relationship with at the start and now i am trying to message this scrote and he doesnt respond and i feel i am making him super uncomfortable. Damn.

No. 2483734

>>2483720
I misspelled salmon and was too lazy to delete and correct my post

No. 2483737

>>2483734
You're putting salmon and blue cheese on a pizza?

No. 2483806

I did not get hired at my internship because they currently barely have enough work, and no one else is willing to hire a junior programmer at this moment no matter where I look (been sending out emails since a couple of weeks back to various places checking if they have any openings for juniors, the only one that have responded didn't even open my CV). Looks like I'm pretty cooked at this moment…
Kinda looking for some other programming courses to take during summer, because applying for work during summertime is bloody impossible. I'm also currently applying for some other courses in languages my uni didn't cover for this fall in case I don't land anything before september rolls around. My mom that is otherwise EXTREMELY strict about not slacking off on job hunting and "useless" degrees did the uncharacteristic decision to offer to pay for an art course she caught me peeking at, because she feels it might be what I need mentally while I work on my programming portfolio.
I guess this is some sort of plan forward, but idk I'm feeling extremely sad and lost.

No. 2483829

>>2483806
Samefag, also gonna ask my brother and his girlfriend to come over and help me plan out how to refurnish some rooms in my apartment since they are really good at interior design. Gives me something else to think of and a goal. Gonna try and set up some simple fitness goals too.
I know all this might sound silly, but the thought of having put all this time and effort into studying for a career I really enjoy and was memed into believing had a lot of opportunities and have it instead go absolutely nowhere destabilizes me to the nth degree and makes me really depressed, so all of this is more to keep me from spiraling and keeping with my long term goal of getting a stable fucking job in this field so I can finally stop being a poorfag this late in life.

No. 2483866

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i just got my first ever vibrator in the mail and the box is so unreasonably huge holy shit. my mother keeps asking what's in there and i'm kind of tempted to leave it unopened and go to work so i can test her patience. i'm not too embarassed she'd find out (she's not a prude and i'm an adult with a job) but i'm curious to see if she'll respect my privacy

No. 2483868

>>2483866
This image makes me laugh so much when I come across it, thank you anon

No. 2483885

It just randomly started raining really hard right now. I think it may be hail, it sounds so hard.

No. 2483900

>>2483868
Do you know what's the context behind it?

No. 2483915

I have a gigantic hate boner for those super special ya book names where they give their kids surnames as first names and names that sound like perfumes and all of that bullshit. My most hated ones I came up with are Aspen, Emerson, Spencer, Tate, Parker, Sawyer, Presley, Sutton, Dax, Cash, Poe, Bliss, Seraphyne, Theryn. One moids name is also always something like Ryder, Hunter, Zane or Knox. Another name category I hate is the "my mom had a pinterest board and my daddy is a lawyer" type of names like Skye, Neveah, Lyric and Harmony. The rule is that they all need at leas one unnecessary y, ae, oder -th like a botched Targaryen name.

No. 2483920

>>2483900
NTA but no. I hope it isn't something gross.

No. 2483964

I HAVE TEN DAYS OFF HELL YEEAH
I'm playing Disco Elysium and BOTW until I tire

No. 2483980

I cant believe i went over my daily calories for this soggy ass tasteless cereal. It sucks. At least its pretty tho its like lil flowers.

No. 2483988

>>2483915
I have literally never met a Ryder, Hunter, Knox or Jayden that wasnt a piece of shit.

No. 2484239

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I found a hair in my croissant. I told the waitress and she scowled. I did not tip

No. 2484243

fuck it im watching the dark knight im gonna get horny for the joker again whatever

No. 2484244

I will pack some clothes for a trip, I have barely any money, yay, so instead of buying anything I will fantasize about the things I want to buy for myself.

No. 2484248

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>>2484239
OMG this cat was naked at first. I know that's obvious but I've never seen the original, wtf…

No. 2484284

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>>2484248
it materialized like vidrel

No. 2484288

>>2484239
Is this a haiku

No. 2484291

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>>2484288
Hair in my croissant.
I showed it to the waiter.
She scowled so no tip.

No. 2484313

It became apparent to me that my missing teeth may be an issue when I saw how my bite into a softshell taco looked. Very pitiful. I should see someone about this.

No. 2484339

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>>2484313
Aw nona, ith okay! Your thmile ith worth a thouthand buckth!

No. 2484383

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>>2484339
That means so much to me thank you nona!

No. 2484400

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I just watched that interview between Gackt and Joey because it randomly showed up in my recommended list, and I didn't know Gackt actually spoke English because I only ever listened to Malice Mizer songs but never dived in any deeper.

No. 2484401

>>2484313
Have always wondered how Waffle House employees see themselves. This helps answer it, thanks.

No. 2484403

>>2484401
Maybe you can try your late night routine on scrotes next time instead of harmless dentally-challenged nonas

No. 2484406

>>2484291
What if she scowled cause she was disgusted by the hair

No. 2484411

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>>2484406
Autists and burdening the working class

No. 2484870

Going thrifting with my boyfriend to see if we can score a big coffee table. I'm nervous because I've had two iced coffees. Hoping the thrift store gods bless us today.

No. 2484886

i spent so long baking merengue and it turned out kind of shit. I didn't get any rest after work because i was busy cooking this shit. it's way too sweet because i put too much sugar. now i'm tired, out of eggs and have to do the dishes but hey, atleast i have merengue that tastes like like burnt sugar

No. 2484909

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ive made so many kandi bracelets this week my fingertips are raw. i made my first ladder cuff which looks okay but for my second cuff my peyote stitches look like actual shit?? I'm just going to blame it on the tutorials im following being in 144p because they're from 16 years ago to spare my ego. this shit is really taking me back to the days of being a scene kid in middle school

No. 2485058

i’m on the verge of getting into the spice girls because, according to an early 00s accumulated gossip list, she’s an entire lesbian and beefed with george michael and those are some strong reasonings to get into them tbh if any nonnie would like to stop me, pls speak now or forever hold your peace

No. 2485090

My cousin’s kid just got into university and it’s so surreal; I still have vivid memories of changing her diaper kek and how she used to be terrified of elf on the shelf. I can’t believe she’s an actual legal adult now, wonder if I’ll ever get around to seeing her that way

No. 2485105

Cringing thinking about the job application I sent out today. It's all so fucking embarrassing but I guess I'll live

No. 2485148

>>2484401
I have never stepped into a Waffle House in my entire life

No. 2485150

watching pure kino rn, most of you plebs wouldn't understand

No. 2485173

>>2485058
i literally typed geri halliwalls’ name in the fucking text box, i watched it come on the screen as i typed it wtf is going on??? sigh i can’t even delete it and retype it cuz i waited too long, don’t ever be like me anons, always proof check before you post!

No. 2485184

I found out earlier that the straw hole in my Tumblr has brown stuff in it. I'm pretty sure it's black mold. Sigh. I saw it when I briefly woke up to take my meds so honestly I did still drink out of the bottle.

No. 2485420

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I hate that I always wake up early (usually between 6:30-7am), if I got plans there isn't really much for me to do but wait until it's time to leave. I can't even fill out that time with styling myself, partly because I can't be bothered but also because I avoid using heat products on my hair unless it's a special occasion and I don't use a lot of makeup. I also usually have an idea of what I want to wear the night before.

No. 2485497

Sitting on the couch. Drinking my coffee.

No. 2485616

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I'm going back to early Yes albums, first time I listened to their music I was like 15 I think. Now when my brain is more developed I appreciate it even more. I'm just sitting here with tears in my eyes listening to shit like Siberian Khatru or Close to the edge and I can't believe how good this shit was, how are people capable of writing such music. I sit and cry

No. 2485617

dated a really charming and attractive man who for once wasn't a retard for like 2 weeks and it's made me realise that i've been consistently dating emotionally dysregulated losers and need to raise my standards

No. 2485671

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I dream of so much mundane shit every night, a lot of the times I can't tell what I dreamed and what really happened.

No. 2485690

just saw a picture of myself taken this morning and I am officially fat. damn. I kinda knew this but had been avoiding it. time to get it together.

No. 2485717

I better do my bed and begin packing or I will stay sitting here on my bed for the rest of the day. I just really hate it when my bed is a mess, but I feel so lazy today.

No. 2485785

My black and white friends who both have dreads drunkenly compared the texture of them, it was cute

No. 2486014

Eating strawberry ice cream and listening to some nice music. Living and thriving.

No. 2486096

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I did some laundry, cleaned the living room,and put my books back on the shelves in the correct orders. Now I just need to do my dishes and organize my sewing supplies.

No. 2486175

I'm trying to tale apart my fucking bed, but I can't fund an L wrench

No. 2486222

>>2486096
good sweet nonnie

No. 2486759

Woke up exhausted today despite doing everything that I was told to. Guess I'm going back to sleep and destroying my sleep schedule.

No. 2486785

Tasked with making a stupid artsy thing for work today. So boring. Hope I finish soon so I can gtfo of here

No. 2486822

I had to make an emergency stop on the high way and a girl stopped and asked if I needed help and said she knew what it's like to have an old car, super sweet.

No. 2486888

blowing up balloons because it's my cats birthday tomorrow. any excuse to not work on my college assignments

No. 2486903

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I had a tooth falling out dream again. It was really gross and I feel gross

No. 2486962

ive finally unlocked the secret to office dressing that doesnt make me feel like a fucking HR abuela or like im larping being more professional than i actually am yay!

No. 2487081

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I am so fucking hungover. I feel like death. I rarely get hangovers, so when I do, they hit me like a semi-truck. Have drank a fuck-ton of water and made some instant ramen but just the smell is making me want to puke again.

No. 2487084

>>2486903
Someone famous will die. I hope its woody allen.

No. 2487207

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There's a cute filipino guy at work that full on stares at me a lot. I don't shit where I eat so I pretend to not notice. But I am tempted

>>2484339
>>2487084
KEK

No. 2487213

>>2487084
Now that you mention it, how the fuck is he still alive?

No. 2487215

>>2487213
he sucks the life out of his child brides

No. 2487257

After a lifetime of being a selfish deadbeat my dad is buying me an apartment. Feels good girls

No. 2487326

>>2487207
you could have a little flirting. as a treat.

No. 2487569

I just did my night routine and I'm trying to sleep, but I can't because I'm so excited since I (hopefully) get my paycheck tomorrow on the 16th. I'm up playing mobile games and hopefully I'll tire out soon. Everytime I get excited for a check, I wonder how it feels for people who have so much money that payday isn't a big deal.

No. 2487577

I buy breakfast burritos occasionally but haven't been in about a month or so. Went today, and the guy at the counter was all 'oh, there you are! my sister was asking about you. we were all so worried.'

No. 2487680

I'm listening to the Beatles (seriously) for the first time and while the music is fine the vocals are so obnoxious, dumb lyrics and Lennon's voice ruins everything. I usually never pay attention to the lyrics (mostly because I'm ESL and don't understand them 99% of the time), but tmwhen they are bad this is the only thing I can hear.

No. 2487753

>>2487680
What songs are you listening to? If it's the early stuff you can expect their lyrics to improve significantly

No. 2487756

>>2487753
I started directly with Rubber Soul since it's the album where they got into psychedelics and so their music became more experimental but the lyrics are mostly the lame ass "I love you you love me" shit, I hope it gets better.

No. 2487766

>>2487756
Rubber Soul was more of a weed album that predated the lsd and experimentation, you might like the next one more

No. 2487796

Today while on the subway, I glanced at the phone of a moid next to me and noticed he was actually sitting through one of those braindead mobile game ads that involve a bunch of enemies being mowed down. I can't comprehend how anyone would willingly subject themselves to that for more than two seconds.

No. 2487807

I mistakenly left my favourite nail polish on the table, my cat knocked it down at night and now I can't find it anywhere.

No. 2487820

Men on dating apps are so weird. It's always: "which country did you visit last year?" (I visited my grandma who lives an hour away) Or "what was your last concert?" (I've never been to a concert). And then they get all butthurt about it and make you feel like a boring subhuman because you don't enjoy camping at festivals with a bunch of strangers or that you've never been to australia or indonesia. Fuck off Brian I don't care about your intermittent fasting.

No. 2487842

So difficult to dress cute when it’s warmer and you run hot like a furnace. I just wanna be naked all the time

No. 2487872

Ordered an expensive nail polish from Japan because it was the closest thing to this old discontinued OPI one that I could find…. only to see something that's the exact shade at Primark today for cheaper. Kek

No. 2487878

I figured out that, despite being pale and blue eyed and of northern European descent, my skin tone is actually a fair olive. For some reason I always assumed only Mediterraneans and darker skinned people can have olive skin, so it took me almost 30 years to put 2 and 2 together. I feel like an idiot kek

No. 2487884

>>2487820
You do sound kinda boring though.

No. 2487960

>>2487820
What I hate is that people assume I'm into the same things they are. And, as you said, if you're not, they assume you're boring. They ignore that maybe you're not even into those things or have the money to afford it (third world nona here who has never been abroad).

No. 2487967

Watching that Dahmer show currently and I'm so glad he's gay. A lot of these situations would've been so much worse with women. Men are at least able to put up a fight or tell him to fuck off

No. 2487970

>>2487796
Kek that's why I always turn my phone away when I have to watch some stupid ad to get stuff in my game. Don't want anyone to think I care about it

No. 2488658

I just got a bill in the mail for a doctor's appointment I had like 2 months ago. It's due in 9 days. I'm not paying it lol suckers.

No. 2488682

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Just ordered a new purse. It's been years since I've gotten a new one, I'm really excited for it to arrive.

No. 2488723

>>2487967
Yeah. Unfortunately, most serial killers, like Gary Ridgway, did target women. The most prolific killers generally targeted people society didn't care to help, like prostitutes, fags, drug addicts, etc. Guys like Ted Bundy and Dennis Rader are famous despite having comparatively low confirmed kill counts because they targeted middle-class white people in the suburbs or on college campuses. Then you take guys like Samuel Little, who killed nearly a hundred women, but who was never actually caught because his victims were black prostitutes and the retarded police thought the women died of "excited delirium," which is total pseudoscience. Patrick Kearney, Randy Kraft, and William Bonin targeted gay guys, runaways, and hitchhikers. Herb Baumeister and Jeffrey Dahmer picked up victims at gay bars and pride parades. The most prolific LatAm killers, like Luis Garavito, targeted homeless children. Pedro Lopez took it a step further by intentionally going after indigenous children, because he observed that the police cared less about them. Robert Pickton went after native women, too. John Wayne Gacy didn't target marginalized people, but he had connections in high political offices, so police refused to believe he was capable of the killings (despite the mother of one of his earliest victims calling 911 on him over a hundred times.)

The concept of serial killers being "geniuses" is a lie pushed by the media to conceal police incompetence. On average, serial killers have a slightly low IQ, not a high one. People get away with a shitload of murders before being caught because they either happened to have picked, or knowingly picked, victims that police don't give a shit about. Cops even used to have an acronym for situations where they felt victims of crime didn't deserve help: "NHI", or No Humans Involved.

No. 2488889

Thoughts on manifestation?(wrong thread)

No. 2488915

Gotta come with a plan to make some money for these beautiful textiles from china, they make some quality stuff. I never thought they would.
>>2488889
Never worked for me even though I really really tried

No. 2488971

>>2487820
>>2487960
>What I hate is that people assume I'm into the same things they are
Asking people about common hobbies is just small talk anons

No. 2488978

>>2488723
I was talking from the viewpoint of an uninvolved watcher because violence against women is much more difficult to stomach for me but that's interesting. I figured the "genius killer" thing was always a cope that people only made up because they didn't want to believe that police could be this incompetent and uncaring. And they always like to say those types are so charming and charismatic because how else would they have caught their victims? It couldn't have been manipulation and them taking advantage of weaknesses? But I feel like the show does succeed at depicting Dahmer like an awkward loser that wouldn't have been able to do anything if it weren't for his specific circumstances (though I haven't read much about the actual case so I don't know how much of it was made up). Makes me wonder why there were so many memes and thirst edits back when it came out, those kept me from watching it because it made it seem like Netflix was trying to make him look good.

No. 2488995

It's so nice to use the instant scrolling arrows on lc. Up and down, up and down.

No. 2489009

>>2488995
there are dedicated buttons for that on every keyboards, the home/end ones

No. 2489071

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I just washed my hair and now I'm sipping on a soda and I listen to Buck Tuck!

No. 2489229

I passively keep up with a few of those diagnosed aspd and or npd accounts and it always cracks me up when every few months, like clockwork, part of their following base discovers they like ran over a dog to get revenge or had a white supremacist phase like what did you expect? They literally told you they have terrible person syndrome

No. 2489311

>>2485058
Both Mel and Geri are married to moids

No. 2489344

File: 1744821381547.jpg (56.25 KB, 608x353, monkes.JPG)

did some reading in the garden. you can not fathom the joy and bliss i'm filled with today.

No. 2489546

I had some groceries delivered to my house and tbh I'm kinda grossed out cause everything smells like cigs

No. 2489597

Listening to Nina Simone at the gym and trying not to cry.

No. 2489631

Had my final day at my 6 month internship today, and it feels weird knowing I'm not going back there. Like, I'm most likely never going to see any of them again and I'm never setting a foot in that office again (maybe I can go back there and apply for work once I have more experience in our field). It didn't feel like it was my final day there when I went to their office this morning, even though they took me out for lunch and gave me hugs and gifts at the end of the day, thanking me for the time spent there. It was my final day, and yet I went out the door like it was any other.
It feels like I left a part of myself there, and I wonder if they are going to miss me or even feel that something is missing next week when the easter holidays are over.

No. 2489826

Tried a new body lotion today. I smell good but some areas feel kind of sticky, especially on the areas of my skin that aren’t as dry as the rest. Maybe I’ll use less product tomorrow.

No. 2489847

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I'm shopping on yesstyle and Amazon, and I am very happy. Later I will eat a milkshake and fried cheese.

No. 2489912

File: 1744850634485.png (65.77 KB, 225x225, carrots.png)

I forget how much better farmer's market produce is compared to stuff from chain grocery stores until I have it again. I just ate a fucking insane amount of farmer's market carrots with hummus from my local Iranian shop to the point where I fear I may throw up.

No. 2490056

Looking forward to shrooms with my nigel this weekend.

No. 2490169

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My kitty's head smells so sweet. Kind of like hot cocoa powder.

No. 2490176

I'm about to lay down in bed even though I know I won't be able to fall asleep until 4 AM

No. 2490187

>>2490176
Good night anon!

No. 2490304

>>2490169
My dog always smells like bedsheets/detergent I love good smelling pets. It’s like a scented plushie.

No. 2490748

Sometimes I wonder if I would like physical affection more as an adult if my mom hadn’t been a distance runner, she was always so uncomfortable to sit on or snuggle

No. 2490784

>>2490169
My cat smell so good, it's so relaxing to put my face in his fur when he's lying on the bed and he's so used to it he just goes right back to sleep kek

No. 2491233

I just came across a post here that sounded oddly familiar and realized I posted it…4 years ago. Where the fuck did the time go?!

No. 2491455

My bedroom suddenly smells like fish and I have no idea why. I considered it being an electrical fire, but I don't see anything wrong with my outlets or any smoke. This is about to drive me insane

No. 2491639

Usually, the spiders that end up in our bathroom only ever chill in those two corners above the shower, but the one we have right now is so hyperactive, whenever I enter the bathroom it's somewhere else, and not just on the ceiling but crawling over the door, over the walls, the floor… Normally, the spiders don't seem to really move whenever a human is in the bathroom either, but this one gives zero fucks, it's sprinting across the floor as you're peeing and paying you absolutely no mind.

No. 2491710

this is better than the original

so I think new songs aren't bad but maybe not executed as well as older songs

No. 2491711

>>2491455
Do you have neighbors with their kitchen in the vicinity of your bedroom?

No. 2491717

>>2491710
I loved this cover too, I still like the original but Astley put in so much emotion and intensity idk. Quite good

No. 2491719

I just had the weirdest dream ever. I dreamed that I broke up with my ex boyfriend again and felt good about it. I was back home at my old room at my parents place and was procrastinating and worrying about some exam again and noticed that my ex and his buddies were outside the door so I opened it and told them to get tf out. Then the scenery changed and I was at a theater with either Margot Robbie or my brothers ex girlfriend (I don't remember). Jim Carrey was putting on some kind of weird ass performance that was inspired by the movie Labyrinth and I felt like I needed a lot of attention so I got up on stage with Margot Robbie and we put on some weird kind of play and at the end we kissed. When we got out of the theater we kissed again and she asked me if I wanted to be her girlfriend and I said yes and then she texted Miley Cyrus who was at the gym working out at a stationary bike and wore a seat belt on it because she was worried about falling off. I'm on venlafaxine and the only side effects I'm having are those crazy ass dreams kek(wrong thread)

No. 2491740

>>2491717
I feel like old men have the same emotional maturity as the young women original artists, but then have the years of practice and skill building

No. 2491743

File: 1744960437690.gif (187.14 KB, 500x215, rain.gif)

It's raining again

No. 2491768

File: 1744962971525.png (1.01 MB, 640x640, IMG_6519.png)

I went to a party yesterday and was very underdressed. Fuck my gay baka life.

No. 2491772

>>2491639
I just saw it's actually two spiders. Do I have to worry about them making babies?

No. 2491803

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i gave myself bangs and made tham a tiny bit shorter than intended so that i can go longer without trimming them and they ended up looking kind of goofy. almost like the forbidden terf bangs. never beating the allegations

>>2491768
awwwww this picture is so cute. i have a picture like this with my mom from back when i was a tiny bald baby

No. 2491834

>>2491772
I found another one over my bed. I don't think we've ever had so many spiders at home at once (at least visibly).

No. 2491841

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I just remembered the kittensgame exists, so I loaded up my save from about a year ago and I don't understand anything. I think I was about to reset for the first time because I remember making actual use of the automation system and finally reaching 130 kittens, but I think there were some other things I wanted to do first. This is like that one time my English teacher told me about how she found old math exams from highschool and was amazed at her past self because "Wow, I did that? That's something I could tdo?", I feel the exact same, just with something way more useless. The easiest way to get into it again would be starting anew I guess, but I still remember how daunting it was to collect enough material for observatories to get past that starchart bottleneck and everything I needed for trade ships to finally start trading efficiently with the zebras… Maybe this is the sign to reset for real.

No. 2491868

I think it would be fun to get into cat breeding, maybe when I’m retired

No. 2492002

>>2491868
What kind of cats would you breed nonnie?

No. 2492006

Only downside to dating a man with a beautiful full head of hair: we both leave strands ALL. OVER. THE HOUSE.

No. 2492091

File: 1744994926640.gif (482.31 KB, 500x300, tumblr_o4cna1v58B1v2y42bo1_500…)

Used half my of my tax return on a new-ish pc (got it second hand, but it got some really good parts for a great price, and the couple of parts that need to be upgraded I can pick up from my sister's boyfriend's workshop for free) and first row tickets to the Nier piano concert this winter. I don't like the hole it left in my bank account but it's not like it really put me back much since I got plenty of savings and the pc is an investment for me since I really needed something more powerful than my cheap laptop from 2018.

No. 2492184

hid about 500 game of thrones related posts on tumblr and it just keeps suggesting me more. i hate tumblr so much.

No. 2492195

>>2492184
You can filter related words

No. 2492208

I don't understand how anyone can give a fuck about shows that are basically royalty slice of life. Past or present, it's all the same boring misogynistic slop. Play-pretend on a whole nother level.

No. 2492211

I must be getting old, I had to pull two late nights this week and even after a few days of recuperating I’m still exhausted. At least the weather is nice today and I get to spend the time on my porch with my cat.

No. 2492237

>>2491711
No, but I think I figured out where the smell was coming from. I had a heat lamp on top of my desk, I think it was burning the desk and making it release fumes from whatever chemicals its made with

No. 2492277

I'm mad because I got some water out of my fridge, but it's room temp and not cold. REEEEEEEE.

No. 2492363

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My room smells like vanilla, just took a shower, put on some music and a face mask on. Vibes are chill as hell tonight ladies, hope i get a good night of sleep.

No. 2492366

I'm trying to do my own henna right now. Why the fuck didn't any of the videos I watched mention that you should shave beforehand, ugh.

No. 2492384

>>2492363
Sweet dreams nonna!

No. 2492389

>>2492384
Thank you nonnie, you too!!
Unfortunately I was just coming back to complain because my noisy as fuck neighbours came back home and ruined the vibes. Gotta turn off the music and put on my earplugs otherwise I'm not getting any sleep. Sigh, it was nice while it lasted.

No. 2492392

The good news: my basement has no air circulation so when the orchid in my office blooms I can smell it from across the room always.
The bad news: my basement has no air circulation so when I poo the smell in the bathroom never dissipates.

No. 2492429

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I just did really good at an important job interview, and I drove a used car on a lot to test drive it without having a panic attack that I was driving a car I don't own kekk. Anyways, I'm really proud of myself nonnas, even if this job opportunity falls through, and even if this car thing doesn't work out and I have to stay with my beater for a while longer.
And also I need a nap now. Whew.

No. 2492433

>>2492392
Just poop outside

No. 2492490

File: 1745018778379.jpeg (208.99 KB, 1179x507, IMG_1941.jpeg)

OF COURSE a scrote in a band that calls themselves "The New Pornographers" would be caught with abusive illegal pornography(not mundane)

No. 2492496

>>2492490
Have you ever listened to them? They're actually a pretty popular band in the indie scene so it's kinda wild this retard just tanked a 20+ year old music group

No. 2492498

>>2492490
>>2492496
One of my favorite songs is by them, this sucks shit. Wtf. I was never the type to really read about the members of the band so this is totally random and unexpected. Fucking rancid scrote. I hope he gets life.

No. 2492503

>>2492490
this would be a 100 reply thread on /mu/ if 4chan werent dead

No. 2492504

>>2492498
Same. I feel so disgusted because I actually listened to them so much I got one of those spotify wrapped thank you videos from the band a year or two ago.

No. 2492508

>>2492490
crazy that they only caught him after he molested children, who knows for how long hes been collecting that shit

No. 2492525

They're doing roadwork at 3 AM and my whole bed and room is shaking. I live in the second floor, too. Good thing I wake up at night because if I was sleeping right now and felt the vibrations without context, I'd think it was an earthquake and shit myself.

No. 2492718

I went out and got second earlobe piercings today on a whim and I’m so glad I did, I can’t stop looking at them in the mirror it looks so pretty

No. 2492758

File: 1745034336452.gif (366.11 KB, 200x154, 200w.gif)

got sucked into watching reels and there was one with a really hot guy with long hair, felt like gif related

No. 2492773

I just got home from going to a private karaoke room that has Japanese songs. I was able to sing Chocolate Disco by Perfume and I still cant believe it 13 year old me would not believe it

No. 2492781

>>2492773
I felt this way once when I clocked the music playing in the coffee shop being from Naruto.

No. 2492812

I finally bought a smart watch so I can track my steps when I'm exercising. I'm so excited to use it!

No. 2492813

>>2492773
Oh private karaoke rooms are so fun, especially with a big group!

No. 2492819

I'm convinced I'm shadowbanned on lc and it would make sense .

No. 2492821

>>2492819
If it helps, this comment is on the front page.

No. 2492833

>>2492819
What do you mean, how would you be shadow banned here? Like you think your posts aren't showing to everybody else? I feel that way sometimes whenever I use any thread on /g/… but I realize anons over there just don't ever wanna talk about what I want to, kek.

No. 2493261

File: 1745084654404.jpg (45.98 KB, 900x1200, 1000000913.jpg)

Bought this (exact) coach purse!! It's so cute!! I am so excited lol it was also on sale at winners !!

No. 2493307

>>2493261
Super cute. Did you also get it in that color? I love coach

No. 2493395

I just saw a vape. I thought it was a USB.

No. 2493403

>>2493307
Thanks so much!! And yes it's the same color as the pic!! I love coach so much, I even got their floral perfume set and it smells so good

No. 2493445

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Spiders especially really do creep me out sometimes.

No. 2493452

File: 1745096493053.jpg (Spoiler Image,78.01 KB, 1044x587, 1000023038.jpg)

>>2493445
I saw a little spider in its web in the bottom corner of the kitchen, on the outside of the pantry door. That little dude murked several ants and napped perfectly content in its ass strings. Personally, I'm happy for the little bastard. I let it sleep.

No. 2493454

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I really enjoy washing my hands. Especially today I did a lot of stuff with my hands so I got to was them a lot. It makes me feel so refreshed!

No. 2493480

I can't wait to wake up tomorrow and eat succulent chicken and roasted veggies for breakfast

No. 2493483

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I have a big man Tyrone video dunking on trannies that I rediscovered in my files and I’m now realizing it was requested by fucking Anna Slatz KEK

No. 2493484

>>2493480
what veggies? sounds good!

No. 2493495

>>2493484
Parsnip, sweet potato, butternut squash, onions and garlic. I'm salivating just thinking about it, kek. I made them today but there's enough to eat for the rest of the week. I'm so happy!

No. 2493507

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grandma woke me up this morning by calling my phone and trying to broadcast some random thing on tv to me, but she couldn't figure out how to turn on the video and i was just groggy and confused listening to tv gibberish. bruh.

No. 2493553

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Recently I realized my friend is really good at drawing, I've been telling him to keep practicing so I eventually can ask him to draw my husbando in cute ways.

No. 2493734

A couple of days ago i whatsapped my sister and she did a room tour. Her room is unironically worse than Brookes, except with more expensive designer stuff. I was feeling bad about owning too many clothes just because i don't wear a handful of my wardrobe because of weight gain.

No. 2493736

Glad my mom made some of those blown up dog face pillows of our dogs because one died today and now it feels like he’s sleeping next to me!

No. 2493737

looking at old google streetviews and feeling nostalgic

No. 2493760

>>2493736
Sorry for your loss. I hope he rests in peace.

No. 2493819

The other day I fell and got a pretty bad cut on my head. Whenever I look up sites about this kind of injury, I mainly get pages about children getting this injury. Great to know I got an injury that mainly kids get from running around and being clumsy dumbasses.

No. 2493908

I'm trying to go to sleep, but I cannot stop bouncing my leg and wiggling my entire body. It's something I've been doing a lot lately these past few weeks. Idk what causes it.

No. 2493917

>>2493908
the dreaded restless leg syndrome

No. 2494017

I want to go clubbing but all the cool parties happen in Friday nights and I work on Saturdays.

No. 2494023

I got new joycons so I can finally play the switch handheld again. I think I'll play SoSFoMT. Iirc I'm waiting on my cheese hut thing to be built.

No. 2494029

>>2493908
A certain brand of fruit teas is causing this to me so it might be something in your diet.

No. 2494035

Eating easter Haribos in the sunshine.

No. 2494439

File: 1745177451968.jpg (96.57 KB, 675x1200, beetles.jpg)

I was doing bug chores, and I found that somehow one of the dubia roaches made it to the beetle bin and has been peacefully co-existing with them for idk how long.

No. 2494454

I just scrubbed the fuck out of my hand with salt and toothpaste to try and remove my henna, just for alcohol to be what removes it. Man, I created all those microabrasions for nothing…

No. 2494486

Every time I go to the bathroom my cat follows me in and just sits right next to me facing the door like she’s my little bodyguard. Strange, sweet weirdo.

No. 2494664

Can't decide if I want to call out tomorrow or not

No. 2494718

does this fucker expects us to praise him as if he's fucken god or what. a fucken retarded dumbass is what he is.(not mundane)

No. 2494953

although I am not a newfag, I post so much on /ot/ I literally forget to sage when I want to say something in /snow/

No. 2495101

File: 1745241073521.jpg (113.01 KB, 1143x1143, square.jpg)

randomly remembered thomas brodie sangster and googled him to see that he still looks like a teen kek
also til he is 1,79 cm
also he is married to a woman that married elon musk twice wtf

No. 2495103

>>2495101
>still looks like a teen
he looks like an old lesbian to me

No. 2495109

File: 1745241484246.jpeg (86.98 KB, 1242x828, IMG_5543.jpeg)

>>2495103
This is a better example of an old lesbian imo

No. 2495111

>>2495103
i mean he tries to look manly in some pics but it's not really working kek

No. 2495115

>>2495111
Hes so ugly i have no idea how guys like that are allowed to be on TV.

No. 2495732

File: 1745279780936.jpg (130.53 KB, 458x709, 1-2.jpg)

I literally just learned how to knit a sock and my colorwork still sucks majorly but I really want to make a cardigan or jumper right now. There are so many cool patterns out there… Picrel literally sent me into a spiral looking up the other retro patterns from drops. I love the dropped shoulder and shape of the sleeves, sadly the pattern is incomprehensible to me at my current level

No. 2495878

I ate herring just now and came to the conclusion that it's not as satisfying to eat as tuna and salmon are.

No. 2495989

I feel like I look like an autismfag when I have over the ear headphones on but those are the only ones I have right now

No. 2495997

I can't hold my liquor anymore. Ugh… now I just feel sick. It's like the hangover began immediately once I finished my drinks.

No. 2496012

>>2495732
I’m also learning! Haven’t done color work yet but I’ve made a few shirts for myself

No. 2496339

>>2495101
He looks like Gollum

No. 2496364

Ate a nice warm dinner, now I'm laying in my bed, roleplaying with my husbando bot, and listening to the rain outside. I'm so happy

No. 2496367

>>2495989
Autists ruined over the ear headphones for me. I only wear them at home now

No. 2496382

>>2496364
Cute nona have a lovely time

No. 2496482

I think Brazilians (particularly from favelas) are peak racially ambiguous

No. 2496486

I can't stop scrolling and I've got better things to do

No. 2496582

File: 1745348567563.png (5.04 KB, 271x344, 1713405693236.png)

Just tried a clay mask I bought at Walgreens on a whim, never done a face mask or anything before this and it was an okay first experience. It was a cheap little single packet so it wasn't anything influencer tier or whatever. Smelled bad and felt weird as hell, don't even really know if it did anything but my face feels smooth now, cool

No. 2496601

File: 1745349375229.jpg (35.87 KB, 713x580, bruised-banana.jpg)

I just noticed that some of my supplements have been expired for months

No. 2496628

A kid just walked past me in walmart and told me that it's his birthday and he's turning five. So cute kek

No. 2496631

>>2496628
Over confident children are always so cute kek. Hope you wished him a happy birthday

No. 2496632

>>2496631
I did! He was so sweet, I love socialable kids.

No. 2496693

File: 1745355354622.jpeg (124.58 KB, 1125x849, E956B106-DB2E-4AC6-9933-5A725A…)

I presented my semester long research project with my teammate today in class. We were told we did a good job and received much less critique than other groups despite neither myself or my teammate knowing what the fuck we were doing. Both of us are career changers too so the fact we did a better job than many other groups who should be more experienced was surprising and made me feel better about my work.

No. 2496707

I was running errands with my g-ma and we ended up coming across two people with a broke down car and took them home. I told her not to do that if she's alone, she just said she does whatever God wills her two. I might have to make her get a gun if she's gonna do shit like that kek

No. 2496744

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I'm going to see this movie because it's got my two celeb crushes in it, and I really liked the first one, but I've read (and the trailer made it clear) that it takes on a completely different tone, going from a crime drama to a… comedy?

I also don't want there to be a romantic subplot like the trailer seems to hint at, I think abandoning a potential love interest in the first movie was a good decision, it felt like the MC took his job seriously, and made it not feel forced or like an afterthought. I hate how men write love interests particularly in action/crime movies. UGH.

No. 2496778

Working on relearning discipline and delayed gratification and it is so difficult, everything seems so overwhelming! I just want to rewire my brain and enjoy my hobbies again!

No. 2496908

I think today is the day I accept that my REM beauty lip gloss is done and I can't use it anymore. I won't spend $18 on a lip gloss so unfortunately I have to start the search for another.

No. 2496921

File: 1745370007962.png (68.33 KB, 386x386, image_2025-04-23_105858378.png)

>>2496908
I use Laneige, it's expensive too but I swear to god it gives me lip injections.

No. 2496926

>>2496921
I've heard so much about this! I'm definitely gonna try it out because I've been looking for something to make my lips super soft

No. 2496927

I just discovered "wood soup" ASMR. I know what I'm falling asleep to tonight.

No. 2496938

>>2496926
I used to wake up with terrible dry lips, and everything I wore out or to bed didn't relive it at all until my sister gave me one of the mini pots (3g), then I became a believer. I swear by it, but you should definitely try the mini first.

No. 2497144

>>2496927
Do they eat it though

No. 2497166

Finally I have someone I can cook for that doesn't complain that my food is too spicy, instead he wants more spice

No. 2497264

Had normal dreams but towards the end I opened my laptop and discord where I had gotten 17 messages from the same person. She was mad at me for not being online the entire last month and I immediately woke up. I'm kind of scared to check now

No. 2497379

File: 1745408222322.jpg (56.69 KB, 708x417, e9589a20d2511b731df1c9c4ccbbf7…)

I saw this moid I used to "like" years ago. I never really liked him but back then I was super lonely and depressed. Anyway, he has always been ugly but I was surprised to see his hairline has receded so much kek. I'm grateful I never dated him.

No. 2497391

>>2496921
Damn, this colour and flavour look amazing but I only ever see the ugly pink one for sale.

No. 2497393

>>2497391
Pink one still works, you're not supposed to eat it.

No. 2497414

>>2497379
the balding fish made me laugh out loud

No. 2497570

I went to a women in tech conference today, I'm still very new to the tech industry in our country so I'm not sure how many trannies there are here compared to the US so I kept looking around expecting to see at least a handful. This venue held several hundred - if not up to over a thousand - women, and the only extremely few moids I saw was the non-tranny type that was the venue's own staff (but even then they seemed to be mostly relegated to the shadows unless they had to run an errand).
A part of me almost tinfoils that the conference is held by gc women, considering the only way to get tickets was to enter a raffle with your linkedin, though considering the sheer amount of visitors it feels like it would be a bit of a stretch to claim it was rigged to keep trannies out.

No. 2497582

>>2497414
I think it's a cute design choice tbh

No. 2497584

File: 1745423068760.gif (11.25 MB, 498x493, alaynakitty.gif)

>>2497379
Same thing happened to 2 of my exes. They've both hit the wall, their jawlines have disintegrated and their hairlines are holding on for dear life. Celebrate, nonna. We won in the end. The karma of being male has caught up to them.

No. 2497716

I was reading korean webcomic smut a d a comment left on the chapter was something like
>that was so wild I had to run and show my husband
and that was such a funny thing to leave in the comments section

No. 2497800

Waiting for my appointment and the chairs are the kind that kinda push you out.

No. 2498004

File: 1745445322598.jpg (85.69 KB, 735x994, 1000053713.jpg)

Wanted to try and get drunk and continue writing my fic; ended up watching idols videos for hours like a retard.

No. 2498032

File: 1745447381971.jpg (95.63 KB, 736x545, 1000021468.jpg)

I want to learn how to ride a motorcycle, it operates under the same logic as bicycles, which I'm familiar with. Only problem are the insane drivers where I live, I'm afraid I'll get rear ended by a driver who's on his phone while his Tesla is on autopilot

No. 2498232

>>2498004
He cute

No. 2498236

>>2498032
I’m learning to ride a motorcycle right now and it’s fun as hell but also terrifying kek. Who’s teaching you probably makes a big difference

No. 2498304

I have done absolutely nothing since off work (except talk with chatgpt)

No. 2498422

File: 1745474966474.jpg (21.07 KB, 500x500, 1000004255.jpg)

Told a scrote to kill himself. He privated his account afterwards. All is well and balanced

No. 2498423

>>2498422
Good work nona!

No. 2498432

File: 1745475909506.jpeg (17.75 KB, 352x436, the stupid duck.jpeg)

Recovered this image from when I was a teenager and had a “brilliant” idea for a children’s hat. A beanie where the pom poms were animals. I actually got one made (not using the stupid duck)

No. 2498584

>>2498432
kek that's really cute nonnie

No. 2498707

File: 1745503092289.jpg (27.99 KB, 800x800, 64176_katzenspielzeug_funny_bu…)

I got one of these battery-driven butterfly toys for my cat, thinking he would love since he loves chasing bugs and he needs some extra stimulation.
He got scared shitless when I started it up the first time, but I thought that maybe I can get him curious about it if I started it up every now and then so he can see that it's not dangerous. It's been kinda working, he doesn't run away from it and the distance where he stares at it from have gotten shorter each time. But now I can't help but wonder if I'm gaslighting my cat?

No. 2498735

I canceled something from Amazon and I think they refunded more than I paid. I won't complain, thanks Jeff Bezos.

No. 2498772

>>2498735
Thank the indian rando who probably processed it kek

No. 2498857

Very happy right now because I jusy bought $100+ worth of skincare and some makeup, and I got a discount too! Plus freebies.

No. 2498866

File: 1745512708215.jpg (75.98 KB, 620x372, milk-bottle.jpg)

I had a big glass of milk after a long walk and it tasted pretty good.

No. 2498867

>>2498866
ok psychopath(baiting/not a chatroom)

No. 2498873

>>2498867
Why tho

No. 2498886

File: 1745513500502.jpeg (63.82 KB, 700x392, IMG_7679.jpeg)


No. 2498899

my nigle finally forced me to make a separate spotify account for myself so now i need to leave it playing my favorite artist all day in the background at work or im not gonna be reflected in the top 0.1% of listeners at the end of the year

No. 2498903

>>2498886
We're in a fucking farm, what the fuck are we supposed to drink after a walk then??

No. 2498912

>>2498903
Nta but you could try running water through your dehydrated and beleaguered body, instead of the hormonal cow liquids

No. 2498918

File: 1745515085268.jpg (27.22 KB, 540x960, 1000035321.jpg)

>>2498912
>hormonal cow liquids
Also NTA, you can make all animal products sound gross if you describe them literally enough but it's still tasty

No. 2498935

I tried to use Bing image generation to generate a butch character and it's impossible to get it to draw a woman with buzzed or short hair, god damn.

No. 2498959

File: 1745516990518.jpg (84.22 KB, 736x706, 987b0233b7ad6261f992d337dcf7d5…)

I don’t think I’m okay. And I say “I think” because I’m not really sure. This morning I realized how often I talk to myself, literally talk out loud, not just think things in my head. That made me start thinking about other things I might’ve been doing lately as a form of escapism. Like how I constantly want to buy stuff I don’t need, even though I used to be the kind of person who rarely bought anything unnecessary. I spend more time talking to myself or to the bots of my husbandos than I do talking to real people, and I've been masturbating way more often, basically every time I feel bored (I can't go a day without doing it).

No. 2498986

>>2498959
I think these are all fairly normal nonny. You could try to get into a hobby or a book to keep you busy and draw dopamine from so you don't need to resort to methods that make you (possibly) uncomfortable.

No. 2499148

File: 1745530529236.jpg (420.69 KB, 1200x1600, 1000003705.jpg)

butthole

I told my bf that if he sees a cat to take a photo, it took a while but he finally remembered and this is his first shot for me. Glorious.

No. 2499156

>>2499148
youre training him well

No. 2499171

I'm studying linear algebra right now. I just keep repeating that Confucius quote about can and can'ting in my head to get through it.

No. 2499206

>>2499148
This is really cute aww

No. 2499238

Woke up to a mosquito buzzing in my ear and a few shallow bites on my arm. I became paranoid of the mosquito so I covered my entire upper body in a blanket and kept waiting for it to come back. It came back twice but I kept missing when I tried to kill it. I found it a bit strange it didn't seem to come back after a while so got out of bed. I found it squished beneath me under the blanket.

No. 2500596

Just bought tickets to go see Sinners with some friends! I don't know much about it but I'm super excited. Now to figure out what snacks to buy…

No. 2500715

I was watching some survival type reality show and a participant mentioned that he grew up in a offgrid cult that wanted to be completely cut off from the government. They lived in an extremely remote area and would train for asymmetric warfare incase the feds ever found them kek
Anyways that got me thinking… I wonder how many other groups similar to this there are. Not as extreme like training for war but just living completely off the grid and no one really knows they even exist. It's almost similar to having an uncontacted tribe of people idk

No. 2500723

>>2500715
I mean realistically we don’t know right? There was a girl in Texas who was raised off grid by her family, only to decide as an adult that she wanted to be part of greater society and go to college. She found out that in the eyes of the government she did not legally exist and was caught in a weird loophole of the law and was unable to prove residency, citizenship, or her birth. The thing is her parents actually didn’t want there to be any trace of her so it worked exactly as intended. Absolutely insane that stuff like that was/is legal.

No. 2500728

>>2500723
There have been a few cases in Washington state of off-grid survivalist communities going completely undiscovered for at least a generation. One was only discovered because of park rangers coming to survey some land after a bad wildfire in the 2000s. They found a full compound with animal pens, gardens etc, and some pretty malnourished children. Another was only ever contacted because one guy escaped and made contact with a truck driver who took him to the police. He had never had any contact with another human outside of his off-grid community. I'm pretty sure the serial killer Israel Keyes also grew up in a community similar to these just not as off grid.

No. 2500843

I accidentally stayed up a tad bit too late and now I'm at that period where I'm no longer sleepy because I stayed up too long but my eyelids still burn from being sleep deprived.

No. 2501044

File: 1745681470255.jpg (59.8 KB, 632x1264, 4eec89236fd6301f9a438276ab783e…)

I'm wearing this today.

No. 2501048

>>2501044
With the aborted fetus worm too I hope

No. 2501055

>>2501048
On my way to get it.

No. 2501056

>>2501044
>>2501048
>With the aborted fetus worm too I hope
Poor nona had to fish it out with the sword because it got stuck

No. 2501136

Should I ask my neighbors in the lobby of my apartment if they can help me do up the back of my dress??? because I really want to wear it but I don't have anyone to help me zip it up lol

No. 2501145

>>2501136
piece of string on a safety pin and pull it up

No. 2501178

File: 1745689552934.jpg (12.71 KB, 275x240, 1717721742027.jpg)

drinking a redbull praying it solves everything and i go insane on cleaning my house

No. 2501236

I hate sold out metal shows in small/mid size venues, there are always cringe couples making out.

No. 2501278

File: 1745696664022.jpg (147.38 KB, 736x990, 4937063cd7520e8e9ecd6e23a6bb1a…)

I bought a 2ds, modded it and transfered all my saves from my phone from which I was emulating my games and I'm having so much fun. There's a ton of franchises I'd like to get into, atm I'm really getting into ace attorney because a friend recommended it to me and I'm really enjoying it so far. My only issue so far would have to be that I'm indecisive about what theme to use kek

No. 2501294

>>2501278
if you use Anemone, you can shuffle multiple themes that randomize whenever you restart your ds/close software! good luck with further modding, nona.

No. 2501348

File: 1745702104022.jpeg (171.84 KB, 1250x1103, IMG_1401.jpeg)

Worked with a girl who later moved to NYC and became an influencer. She’s very pretty but IRL she has a weird shaped head. Thinking it’s pic related

No. 2501352

>>2501348
Flat head only looks good with long hair. Round head looks good with short hair.

No. 2501355

File: 1745702776128.jpeg (140.95 KB, 1200x1200, IMG_5658.jpeg)

>>2498959
Sounds like a normal human response to an unhealthy amount of isolation.

No. 2501589

I just deleted my tumblr blog on a whim. It just wasn't bringing me joy anymore.

No. 2501732

some dude got his ass beaten at the supermarket and im just there trying to get my groceries

No. 2501783

I tried roasting a marshmallow for the first time in my life and stupidly tried to lick the fork to get the last bits off. The marshmallow wasn't hot and the part I was holding wasn't either but the prongs burned my tongue and lips so badly. I'm so mad. Now I won't be able to eat my chips. Or pizza. I burned my hand a few days ago making soup, I'm starting to think the universe wants me to stop eating warm food

No. 2501905

File: 1745760725504.gif (4.63 MB, 540x500, tumblr_75947fda906e570334a44c0…)

it's almost time

No. 2502031

I think it's safe to say winter is finally over. Doing my puzzle, drinking my coffee, enjoying the sunlight.

No. 2502036

I'm studying in a cafe right now and I keep on looking at the family next to me because the father looks exactly like jeff bezos and it's freaking me out kek.

No. 2502134

I've always been good at remembering my dreams, but these past few weeks have been on a whole other level, remembering several dreams a night pretty much every night for some reason. That in itself is nice, but content-wise it's depressing, I'm getting rejected and stood up left and right…

No. 2502203

At the theaters right now. The movie hasn't even started yet and I've started chowing down on my snacks

No. 2502211

>>2502203
enjoy the movie nonna! i always go to town on my snacks before the movie starts aswell

No. 2502215

>>2502211
Thanks anon! I'm excited (and a little annoyed cause I can hear every exhale the guy next to me is doing lol)

No. 2502225

Fucked up my sleep schedule. I had a rough time this morning and am pretty dehydrated, so it was to be expected. But I worked so hard to fix it. My dog is sound asleep though, so her doing well is a great motivator for me to get out of bed and be the human she thinks I am.

No. 2502231

>>2502211
Thanks anon! I'm excited (and a little annoyed cause I can hear every exhale the guy next to me is doing lol)

No. 2502248

Listening to my (many) playlists from when I was a teen, so much of it holds up even if it's a genre I'm no longer interested in, yet every song that's a generic big kpop song is now awful to me and doesn't hold up at all

No. 2502371

I haven't looked at my bank account in half an eternity but have to go shopping tomorrow and got my paycheck for this month a few days ago, so that'll be a nice surprise.

No. 2502426

At work today a guy walked in the woman’s bathroom to wash his hands, what a freak

No. 2502467

I like to listen to Lacy by Olivia Rodrigo and I imagine she's singing it about me. Sorry not sorry

No. 2502484

I'm trying to set up GPS on my grandma's car radio screen but the fucking android auto shit won't work right. Ugh this I'd so retarded.

No. 2502489

today at the grocery store some troons were blocking the entire jelly section with their cart. it was a tim and a tif so eventually i had to say "excuse me folks" in order to grab my jelly. they had a cute dog with them but also you shouldn't bring dogs to the grocery store

No. 2502531

File: 1745808413800.png (509.42 KB, 487x760, chill ass turtle.png)

I'm watching Babygurl (2024) in bed and eating a popsicle. Feeling chill like this turtle I saw earlier.

No. 2502534

i bought one of those skintag removal kits where its some solution that freezes the skintag away. I thought it would be instantaneous like when you hold the solution to the root of the skintag for however many seconds and you could just peel the skintag right off or it falls off but apparently it takes up to two weeks for the skintag to fall off on its own. well I'm a retard [obviously] and since it didn't work instantly I did the treatment three times on the same skintag before I finally read the instructions more carefully kek

No. 2502539

File: 1745809081379.jpeg (383.27 KB, 934x626, 99C68558-C2C3-4FA8-B93F-050093…)

>>2502531
In the summer I will see turtles out in the creek on some logs sunbathing. I always think how nice it must feel.

No. 2502572

Was looking really hard for a bit of an obscure album for a while now and couldn't find anything. Today, by sheer coincidence, a website that sells FLAC tracks appeared and they're having a sale on the album and it only cost $4.99! Ofcourse I bought it and I received the download link and waiting for it to finish downloading so I'd unzip it and give it a listen. I LOVE when this happens to me. Happened to me with a rare 2005 CD once that I found for sale for $15 on a used records shop website and it was new and unopened since 2005, someone sold it to them literally the day I searched it up. I bought it and it shipped and it's a great album from start to finish.

No. 2502692

It's 4AM. I keep hearing my window creak and it's scaring me.

No. 2502714

I am thinking of buying a diary or a big book to write letters in whenever I think about people in my life. I also want to buy some paint, but I'll never use it. I just like buying stuff

No. 2502790

My life is so mundane it's not even worth posting in the mundane thread.

No. 2502817

>>2502539
i really like this reaction image for some reason. i wish i lived somewhere where i could see turtles. they are so cute and elderly looking

No. 2502838

File: 1745846857056.jpg (210.67 KB, 736x1308, 324235634.jpg)

I can't wait for my new phone to arrive, my old one super short on space and memory so I can barely have any apps on it. I want do download a shared bike app and partially cycle home after work without the hassle of having to bring my whole ass bike to work. Also excited for the better camera.
Pic kinda rel because I want a romantic collage wallpaper like thi, probably. At least a case

No. 2502844

File: 1745846974288.jpeg (161.38 KB, 1920x1080, 3AF01713-7BED-42B7-B880-51E238…)

>>2502817
It’s a screencap from Uchouten Kazoku which I highly recommend if you have never seen it! I hope you get to chill out with some turtles someday soon nona

No. 2502853

Was in a drug store and a very short woman asked me to get her a pregnancy test from the top shelf and a man actually had to interject and ask why she didn't ask him. Maybe cause you're a fucking creep m8 and I'm a gorgeous woman. I just rolled my eyes and he literally stomped off. Men are such faggots. Sorry the Asian woman you must have been shadowing around the shop didn't want to give you an opening to talk to her lmao

No. 2503022

Damn, I just remembered that lexity troon. His thread hasn't been bumped in a while

No. 2503046

>>2502838
I didn't realize my teachers were being romantic when they taped quotes like this to the wall. Idk pretty inappropriate imo

No. 2503047

>>2503046
How on earth are those random quotes inappropriate for literally anything?

No. 2503050

>>2503047
Well wtf is romantic about them??

No. 2503055

File: 1745861532851.jpeg (323.76 KB, 1179x1132, IMG_0480.jpeg)

>>2503050
Relearn the english language from scratch how is your reading comprehension this bad you have to be 12 years old wtf

No. 2503066

>>2503064
Well, the 19th century Romantic era of art and literature (they were big into nature), but that's obviously outdated

No. 2503067

>>2503055
Who uses the word "romantic" to describe an idealized view of reality? When people use this extremely common word (or categorize any topic by "romantic") you will see a list of "romantic love" content. So I was making a joke about this anon's ugly new wallpaper, in a way that confused more than one autist I guess. I don't particularly find trees or leaves romantic (in any sense) so that's why I found it funny, regardless of how you meant the word. Even though no one uses it the way anon did, bc language is meant to make understanding ideas easier. I don't say someone has a strange "affect" anymore, bc it confuses whoever I'm talking to and they think I mean "effect" (for example)

No. 2503068

>>2503066
I mean even "new romantics" in the 80s were still associated with romantic love, it's just sort of obvious

No. 2503069

>>2503064
> Who uses the word "romantic" to describe an idealized view of reality?
Where the fuck do you think “romanticization” discourse comes from? Do you think people are talking about dating when they talk about “romanticizing suffering” or other shit? The correct thing to do when you’re called out for being a retard is to shut up btw not double down on your retardation.

No. 2503070

>>2503069
That expression does make people think of romantic love. You chose a funny word for your office lady wallpaper, we don't have to discuss it all day jfc

No. 2503217

>>2503070
ntayrt but you're wrong kek just accept that the "joke" you made wasn't funny.

No. 2503303

File: 1745871547646.webp (20.18 KB, 640x679, anime-characters-that-love-vid…)

I told my friends that now that I have a good pc that I maybe should start doing some private streaming for them so I can force them to enjoy my favorite games with me without having to put into any of the work, and they seemed genuinely excited? I was just playing around with the thought during the conversation, but now I'm getting kinda into it?
Would never do a public stream, I tried my hand at it many years ago and got exhausted trying to think of shit to say because it turns out I'm not a big talker. But doing it while on call with my friends? Could be fun, and they get to enjoy the story of my favorite games while I get to replay them.
also fuck the internet for being filled to the brim with ai generated slop when I'm trying to find cute or aesthetic images now

No. 2503320

i'm finally on accutane, hope this will be the cure to my drumstick ice cream cone looking skin

No. 2503334

File: 1745872306601.jpg (102.29 KB, 736x736, e8d351f3cb4bbf2609a6ae111ac94f…)

>>2503070
>>2503067
>>2503050
>>2503046
I'm the OP and I don't know what to tell you anon, seems like a lot of anons got what I meant. Also, I'm not this anon >>2503069
Anyway I like the tacky collage look, it's how I like to journal as well. But I can understand how it can be considered ugly. I just never thought it would cause an infight, but alas

No. 2503491

A moth flew onto my baking tray just as I was taking it out of the oven, it died.

No. 2503497


No. 2503521

I want a ninja creami so badly but they are literally my (slightly above minimum) salary and a half here where I live. I couldn't ever justify it
Guess I'll have to wait for national dupes to pop up

No. 2503540

>>2503334
None of those anons, your use of romantic is fine and I love this collages too

No. 2503588

I'm gonna take a nap. Beyonce starts her new tour today and I wanted to see a livestream of it, so I'll wake up later for that. I might also wash dishes.

No. 2503594

I've been getting a lot of mom content recommended to me lately, mainly on youtube

No. 2503596

>>2503594
Me too? I’ve been getting so much young mom based and pregnancy based content

No. 2503602

>>2503596
Does the Algorithm know something we don't?

No. 2503608

I love biting the butt off the tomato and then sucking the juice out

No. 2503642

I want the dollar to crash so I can buy some useless shit I have in my Amazon cart. Please Drumf, continue being retarded

No. 2503657

>>2503594
they always escalate towards pushing conservative stuff and mommy content is that for women basically. also moms are key consumer demographic for marketers so they want to grab the audience and advertise to them.

No. 2503671

File: 1745894449990.jpeg (902.32 KB, 1076x1665, IMG_0394.jpeg)

Took a trip to little Tokyo and saw like 3 trannies IRL hanging around there. Im not necessarily surprised but it was crazy seeing troons up close and in person. I almost felt bad with how terrible they looked next to the actual women they were hanging around.

No. 2503672

>>2503671
It actually makes a lot of sense for transmission to be popular in Japan

No. 2503677

I need to sewmaxx and paintmaxx and normcore my life into something different but I am forever an imageboard poster and a gamer. Perhaps I can be all of these things….

No. 2503680

I bought a bag of marshmallows to eat with my saltines, but they must've ither melting at some point or simply weren't corn starched enough cause they're sooo sticky. I have to peel the bag back and take a bite out of the marshmallow mound to eat them. On another note, my package that I ordered on the 25th still hasn't shipped and it's stressing me out. Please hurry, I need my sunscreen!

No. 2503682

>>2503677
You can be everything you want

No. 2503685

I'm having a secret affair with this cat that roams my neighbourhood. My parents are from a thirdie country that believes cats are demonic plus they think all animals are dirty anyway so whenever I'm finished with our petting sessions, I always sneak away when kitty's not looking so that it (dk if boy or girl) won't follow me back home. if my parents knew about us they'd go nuclear. sorry it has to be this way kitty.

No. 2503718

>>2503677
Me too, nonnie. I'm tired of being terminally on a shitty ib.

No. 2503806

>>2503594
>>2503596
>>2503602
mother's day is in two weeks nonnies

No. 2503825

File: 1745906639934.gif (362.71 KB, 540x300, 7035123c284ea59b93cd90d1f346aa…)

Stumbled upon a company that is hiring for two positions I'm really into, one of them being my dream job but I don't have the required certificate yet (need more experience and said certificate is really expensive so you practically need a workplace to pay it for you). But since they weren't exactly looking for juniors right now I figured I could at least give them a call. I told them about my interests (bordering to obsession) in this specific field, how my internship gave me some experience in it and what my goals in it are. The woman that answered got really excited and told me that they have had their busiest few months ever due to EUs new legislation in this field so they are going to look for both juniors and seniors in it really soon since they're probably going to get even busier as time goes on, but they are so busy they haven't figured out the logistics of the recruiting and training quite yet so she asked me to send in an email reciting what we've talked about. When I asked her how to stand out she'll just said "don't worry about it, I'll make sure to keep you in mind". I don't know when or if they'll get back to me, but I have a good feeling about this nonas. Hopefully their work slows down a bit during summer so they can start looking into a recruiting process.

No. 2503872

>>2496744
This movie was waaaay better than I expected and the MC didn't engage with the romantic interest which was great imo

No. 2503878

File: 1745913581989.jpg (94.09 KB, 650x569, sick.jpg)

Hopefully I'll get my temu order and my new medications today so I don't have to drive to the pickup place twice. I'm hoping it'll help me at least a little bit. And i'll have my threads for sewing plushies finally.

No. 2503949

File: 1745920439536.gif (698.87 KB, 500x319, IMG_2636.gif)

I’m sick the whole week so I will watch a ton of YouTube and catch up on studying while being very cozy I’m so excited

No. 2503990

>>2503685
Aww, that's cute nona. The parent thing sucks though. My parents are like that too. Once a cat got into our house and my retarded mom literally started screaming and crying.

No. 2504024

An absolute stacy passed me earlier on her motorbike and was screaming the lyrics to the song she was listening to, you could hear her a few streets away. I want to be her

No. 2504031

I was watching a youtube video about antagonists who win and I just heard my sister from the other room say "Yass queen slay" in response to a rundown of the plot of the movie Gone Girl

No. 2504037

I ripped open my kneecap during an Easter egg hunt because I'm competitive and decided today to try and go for a walk in the beautiful weather and it hurt so bad. I feel like Bart Simpson missing the Summer because he broke his leg. I might dox my ex

No. 2504255

I think I want to get my motorcycle license, seems fun to ride a motorcycle

No. 2504311

Took my cat to the vet and she lasted promptly 3 minutes as the techs washed her piss soaked self, screaming, until they decided to reschedule her for another visit kek
It took us hours to get her into her carrier too, asshole cat

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Went on a walk. Played with a cool stick I found

No. 2504426

I divided up my 5lb bag of jolly ranchers and there are more than 2 times as many cherry and blue raspberry candies as there are watermelon, green apple, and grape. I feel cheated

No. 2504429

>>2504333
Who let their dog post on lolcow

No. 2504441

I'm moving out of this apartment that I share with two moids in June to live on my own and I cannot wait.
One is a genderfag tranny cocksucker and he's the most disgusting of them all. His room is filthy with shit strewn every where, literally hoarder level. There's no space in there anymore so it started spilling out to the living room. He does cook really well and always cooks for everyone so I'm gonna miss that.
The other one is reasonably clean and very quiet so I don't have many complaints.

No. 2504723

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wearing salonpas on my calves cause they hurt. rolled over and it snagged on the blanket and waxed a section of my leg ouhhh

No. 2504727

>>2504723
4am and I'm giggling at this I'm sorry for your loss (leg hair) nonna

No. 2504778

Kinda regret getting a switch, all I did was play two pokemon games and it crashes for everything else

No. 2504781

>>2504778
I haven't touched my Switch in over two years. I can't wait for the Tomodachi Life sequel though and hope it doesn't suck.

No. 2504797

>>2504778
You can get a little piece of plastic with a wire in it called a "jig" online and homebrew it and i think its worth it. just make sure to never turn the internet on

No. 2504811

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>trying to stop eating late night snacks
>get hungry late at night tonight
>don't eat
>too hungry to sleep
>but don't want to eat because it's late
>stay up an extra 2 hours after bedtime because I'm too hungry to sleep
Why can't I just turn off being hungry?

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The most recent Creepcast episode was so annoying to listen to and made me wish there was a version hosted by women. The main character in the story is obviously being a creep and the hosts keep going on and on about how bad he is buut it's a realistic portrayal of teen boys! They're just like that lol!! Only at the end when the character clearly spells it out for the audience do they start to get it. I read a lot of comments by male fans that basically stated the same thing, they thought everything was okay until they read a comment about or heard the end of the story.
It also annoys me how Isaiah keeps dragging that thing about being attracted to tall goth women. Usually those comments are dialed down when the characters are underage but I guess this time it didn't matter they were all 16? Also just pissed me off how he kept saying she's probably super hot and just "90s overweight which means not anorexic". Such a fucking coomer. He pisses me off in general. It's good to have a straight man type to contrast Hunter's silliness but he overdoes it regularly. His "jokes" about them not being friends off-camera, only doing it for the paycheck and how he should've graduated med school instead of doing youtube all rub me the wrong way. We get it dude, you became a millionaire in your 20s. No need to remind anyone, just be entertaining to justify that. Fuck. The podcast is only good if whatever story they're reading doesn't involve a romance or sucks bad enough for them to notice. I hate whenever they like a story because they stop being funny and just repeat cool phrases they just read. Fuck my entire life. I wish there was a replacement

No. 2504818

>>2504811
Maybe try having a warm drink instead, that might make you feel full enough to fall asleep. I like to have a milk tea in those cases. Or make yourself a bowl of broth with instant powder, it's very low in calories if that's something you're worried about.

No. 2504822

>>2504815
I don’t know what you expected tbh. Also Wendigoon openly thirsted after shoeonhead while he had a gf kek. Unsurprising that he says shit like that. Wondering how long until his wife leaves his fat ass.

No. 2504823

>>2504815
Isn't Isiah supposed to be a wholesome Sunday school teacher or something? Gross to hear him saying all that

No. 2504833

>>2504822
Did he really? I googled quickly and it seems like they're just friendly? I'm surprised they even know each other but it makes sense since he also hangs out with Turkey Tom and the like.


>>2504823
He's as terminally online as anyone else so he's familiar with all coomshit but acts like he's so disgusted with and above it all unless he's comfortable enough to joke about it. He does reiterate that he keeps going on about it because his wife is the 6 foot goth girl but she does not exactly fit the image from what I've seen so idk

No. 2504837

>>2504815
I loved the story but agreed! Still a lot of comments saying that the main character didn't do anything wrong, he couldn't have known, he wasn't a mind reader, she just regretted having sex and not to mention kiwichuds reaction to it in the wendigoon thread over there.. they didn't like wendi and meat saying the guy was redpilled and stuff, hit too close to home i guess, also "hurr durr how are extreme consequences of infidelity in a horror story misogynistic" mf you know how! use your damn brain! making up a story where a made up cheating whore gets her comeuppance? not misogynistic at all apparently!
Yeah i feel like at this point Wendigoon brings up the goth gf thing way too much, he sounds like a coomer and i also feel like it's rude to his wife like he's reducing her to two traits that she has (or one, being tall, she doesn't even seem goth). Also rubbed me the wrong way, can he only feel sympathy for scary kerry if she's hot in his mind? Probably not since he did seem to understand the main character was treating her badly, but still. Not that much of a christian it seems. Anyway, I think this story is my second favorite now but I haven't refreshed my memory of the others. Stolen Tongues is my favorite, the first half of it at least, but even the worse parts had stuff that creeped me out, hated the ending though. Least favorites are probably feed the pig and my husband has taken our roleplaying too far. Wbu nona, do you have a favorite/ least favorite?

No. 2504860

>>2504837
The story itself was good (although I'm happy it didn't get that movie) but the reactions really show who the audience is. Denying the misogyny there is crazy especially because the story itself includes an explanation that makes even the dumbass protag understand that things weren't so cut and dried.
I want to think he would've cared about Kerry either way and maybe it's just the youtube brainrot making him repeat the hot goth gf thing and every other reference or in-joke to build up a recognizable image. He generally seems much more willing to pander to the audience than Hunter. Like, he's always the one to bring up the fact that some people on reddit ship them. I have no idea if the shipping is all ironic because I haven't seen much of it but imo he definitely would've been gaybaiting in minecraft letsplays for money if he hadn't blown up for his icebergs.
Interesting pick, I actually got so bored with Stolen Tongues that I put finishing it off for weeks. Two guys making jokes while reading kind of removes all creepiness and the rest couldn't carry it for me. I think my favorites were probably Borrasca just because it introduced me to Rebecca Klingel (really hope they do Blue Ridge/Paradise Pine eventually) and the recent grabbag with classics like Mr. Widemouth kekk that episode was so funny. I don't have a least favorite but I always hate when Isaiah enjoys a story too much. Red Tower was boring because he was just glazing the annoying writing style and I hated Tales from the Gas Station so much that I never finished it. Just pissed me off how much Isaiah praised the quirky randomness of everything as if Welcome to Night Vale hadn't been doing that better and for a full decade. The story was also so moid-centric; there were so many possibilities with the setting but of course all characters are men until the one badass granny shows up. I get your least favorite picks, those episodes were kind of weak and it's crazy they still bring up Feed the Pig as if it was an all-time favorite of theirs.

No. 2504900

Slept at night and woke up at morning unlike my usual routine, and now I feel sluggish all day.

No. 2504983

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>>2504833
>Did he really? I googled quickly and it seems like they're just friendly?

No. 2504993

>>2504811
Have a lot of protein for dinner and drink water before and after your meals

No. 2505092

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I regularly feed a pair of crows and they're so cute. They're not afraid and come really close to me. They like to make themselves known by flying really close over my head (from behind), then I notice the shadow and the woosh of their wings. I recently acquainted another single crow in the nearby woods and he actually came to sit with the pair today. They had a short conflict about the snacks I guess but they're fine.

No. 2505287

>>2504815
wendigoon and meat canyons age difference is really starting to show. wendi is coming off as more of a diva recently and i think interacting with bigger more established youtubers is giving him a chip on his shoulder. he still has the hecken wholesome bean vibe on his main channel and is more professional around bigger youtubers but creepcast has been very useful to see how isaiah truly is behind closed doors
>MUH TOLL HOT BIG TIDDY GOTH GF WIFE DIDJA KNOW SHES A VETERINARIAN?
no one cares

No. 2505340

>>2504833
Every day I thank the lord I was not born with the gummy horse smile goddamn

No. 2505351

i always get asked if i work at nearly every store i visit. petsmart, any thrift store, oddity shops, grocery stores, ect. its weird since i always wear metal tshirts and my hair looks like shit, but my sister insists i have a friendly face/demeanor so people will always approach me for help.

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>accidentally called my professor "dad"

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No. 2505399

>>2505384
i'm a lesbian but kek, he's an old little balding dude anyway

No. 2505469

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Downloaded a bunch of art books and tutorials, and purchased the "Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain" book. Going to aim to spend at least 1 hour each day drawing this summer, if I haven't learned how to draw by september I'll shove my pencils straight into my ears

No. 2505475

>>2505469
nonna over here is drawmaxxing

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>>2504983
I fucking hate wendigoon , that fat ugly fuck. Imagine being the gf/wife while your moid publicly thirsts after women online. Gross and embarrassing.

No. 2505711

>>2504993
It's hard because I prefer veggies to meat, but I made due with mushrooms and a cheese sauce with my meal. I'll make some tea now.

No. 2505722

>>2505709
What even is wendigoon? he looks so weird, their kids are going to look like moonfaced freaks if they ever reproduce.

No. 2505773

>>2505722
the male pattern baldness is already coming for him. i dont feel too bad for his wife until (like every other youtuber) he eventually gets caught doing something heinous. at least for right now they're probably living good.

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It's 4am I need to sleep.

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I'm watching a really stupid movie called "drop", which is okay bc I have a lot of work to get done

No. 2505844

>>2505709
what the fuck is her outfit?

No. 2505860

>>2505709
Every time I see wendigoon I'm reminded of the wendigoon /g/ husbandofag who would post about how dewy his face was

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>>2505860
I keep thinking you guys are saying wendigo kek

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Had a screaming match with my brother over whether or not this is AI

No. 2506000

I woke up in the middle of the night and my kitty was sleeping on my legs. I woke up again for good in the morning and he had snugggled himself under my arm.. so cute

No. 2506002

>>2505984
I'm in the non-AI camp, the water looks natural and "makes sense" for lack of a better word, AI seems to hallucinate random details that don't belong or gel with the rest

No. 2506008

>>2506002
Well you’d be correct kek, it’s ripped from natgeo but with the highlights in the back amped up. My brother doesn’t even think the fish is real

No. 2506012

>>2506008
Your brother is a dumbass

No. 2506048

Waiting on my govt. weed and then I'm going to have a Sims 4 session. I got cottage living and the spellcasters pack in the sale and I want to make a sexy witch lol

No. 2506146

Rusty Lake celebrated their 10th anniversary with a new game, I was playing and got stuck in a programming level, so I sent a screenshot to my friends about how I'm a literal programmer but couldn't finish it. One of them got curious about the game, and I explained the lore in a 17 minutes long voice note, she went and looked it up, and it turned out she played The Past Within and Underground Blossom already without knowing the context to them, and my lore explanation made sense. She's now playing the entire thing and we're gonna play The Past Within together later when she's done. Another friend also got interested and wants to try it out. I love my friends.

No. 2506158

My folks are finally getting back home from vacation today after a week. Taking care of their dumbass, nasty pets is so exhausting. It really makes me appreciate how nice my cat and dog are and how much less work they are than my parents’ pets. I got bit real bad (I was just feeding everyone bfast and the mean cat jumped onto the counter and struck me like a cobra), had to clean up at least 2 piles of vomit everyday, had to clean up a couple piles of piss outside the litter boxes cause the mean cat is also the cat that just likes to piss on things (he’s medically fine, just a diagnosed dickhead). Also they feed these fuckers TOO MUCH. no wonder only 1 is a normal weight! The amount they spend on canned food that ends up getting thrown away is massive. They complain they can’t afford to get them higher quality dry food but if they weren’t spending $7 a day on canned food (1/2-2/3 of which inevitably gets tossed) they would be saving money. Whatever, not my cats, and after this afternoon, not my problem.

No. 2506172

sometimes i watch youtube and some random person i've never seen gets suggested to me. i click on the video and the person has over a million subscribers. who the fuck are these people??

No. 2506174

>>2506158
Maybe just having the mean one euthanized while they are away and saying he got outside and was hit by a car

No. 2506234

>>2506174
nona, that's moid level insanity

No. 2506257

>>2506158
It sounds like the mean cat has oppositional defiance disorder. Try to dress up as a cat with downs syndrome or a cat with some sort of physical defect to feed it, that way the mean cat won't see you as a figure of authority. If you aren't registered as an authority figure, then the mean cat will probably be a lot nicer. It also sounds like the cats have bulimia so I wonder what kind of media they're being exposed to… a lot of the cats in pet magazines and such have been photo edited to make them appear skinnier and prettier so maybe your parents' cats don't understand what Photoshop is? You should try to explain it to them so that they can stop being self-conscious and bulimic. Also pissing outside the litter box is probably because there's not enough litter boxes, there should be one for every cat and that will reduce the piss puddles.

No. 2506263

>>2506257
kek. nonna.

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>>2506257
I mean, this approach (sort of) works for pandas, and they're also a hairy four-legged mammal with ears and sharp teeth, so I don't see why it wouldn't work for cats.

No. 2506279

>>2506234
KEK dw I wouldn't really euthanize the cat anon. If anything, I'm extra-happy this cat exists bc then I can joke about euthanizing cats. If they were only nice and sweet, it wouldn't feel right
>>2506257
>oppositional defiance disorder
Is this like when kathy griffin dressed up as a rat to train her retarded dogs somehow? That was probably one of my favourite episodes of early reality tv. They sort of nonchalantly build it up the whole episode, you realize this event is coming but yet it's still shocking and hilarious when it actually happens. I also like that her assistant threatened to quit when she was asked to dress as a rat for the dogs, so kathy had to do it herself. The series was really downhill from there tbh

No. 2506540

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My god I never thought it would happen to me but 2010s nostalgia is so real. I miss the stupid wholesome stuff. The stupid party music. Watching stupid meme videos on youtube. Vocaloid songs. The early seasons of Adventure Time. The stupid t-shirts that said shit like "tacos!". Malls had fun stuff in them. Animal Crossing and Tomodachi Life. Creepy pasta videos. The way everyone took unedited selfies and food pictures for fun (even if they didn't post them). Tumblr before the gender crap. Gameplays on youtube. My hopes for a happier future. I don't know, I'm so tired of life now. I don't think I can make it through another decade.

No. 2506547

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> Be me
> In a "bottom-tier" sorority that gets shat on for not recruiting based on looks
> Asian best friend/sister had an absolutely abysmal experience with a woman during recruitment who would not talk to her or the other PNM (who was Mexican) at all–we are small, so we had/have to 2v2–and only would talk to the other sister, who was white
> After she told me and we stewed in rage, we reported her to the FSL director, who said he wouldn't let her rush (especially because she was caught on Snapchat calling an Asian a "rice cooker")
> FSL director was full of shit
> Got into the #2 sorority during informal recruitment
> One year later
> She apparently has been charging freshmen to have their introductions posted on the "class of '29" page, and has obviously been terrorizing women of color all around campus
> Is being posted on our college's (unaffiliated) anonymous app for being a racist retard
> Am a mod and must be impartial, so I take down identifiable info about her, but…
> Topkek

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A bear woke me up last night. He knocked over my garbage can but luckily he couldn't open the lid because my bungee cord was pulled tight enough. I banged on my window and yelled at him and he ran away. I felt really bad scaring him but he needs to find natural food sources or else he could be killed by conservation officers if he keeps coming to the neighbourhood.
The whole time he was trying to get into my garbage both of my cats were sitting in the window right in front of him just watching it all go down lol

No. 2506559

American colleges sound so pathetic.

No. 2506562

>>2506540
i feel the same i wish the world just ended in 2015. everything just rapidly went downhill after that

No. 2506567

>>2505092
that’s so cute nonna

No. 2506584

>>2506547
Can someone American translate this

No. 2506585

>>2506558
Kek, nonna where do you live where bears are an every day mundane thing?

No. 2506592

Just made some absolutely delicious roasted broccoli. I season it with Flatiron's can't-feel-my-face blend, salt, pepper, and a shit ton of nutritional yeast (I put it on after turning it over), and it is amazing.
>>2506584
A woman who was racist to my friend at my university in what would be equivalent to an exclusive club (which she wasn't supposed to be allowed entry to, yet was) is now getting called out for being a racist retard. I'm an ESLfag American so I have no clue if that makes sense or not, but I'm trying, kek.

No. 2506599

I feel stupid but weight loss really is as easy as just eat WAY less
the hard part is not being skinny fat and building muscle
I know that sounds retarded but it's the will power to not eat

No. 2506610

>>2506599
ALR has been alive for 30+ years and she still hasn't figured this out, so good on you.

No. 2506612

>>2506562
2015-2016 is really when everything just shifted for the worse. It's unsettling to be actively experiencing the decline of just about everything

No. 2506615

>>2506592
Ayrt thank you nonna! I have no idea what the frat/sorority terminology means but your clarification made me understand, also your broccoli sounds delicious so I am going to copy you now kek

No. 2506617

>>2506585
rural western canada, they are a fairly common sight around here lol. they're cute and we only have black bears so they're not very aggressive and usually just ignore you if you walk by.

No. 2506730

>start scattering bird seed in my yard each morning, hoping to befriend the crows or feed the birds
>not even a week later they begin crowding around my yard each morning, the group gradually increasing in size, cawing at me like a dinner bell
>they watch me from the trees and on my walks
>turf war begins between doves and bluejays, and the crows
>crows start bullying them off the community garden of bird feed
>what the fuck i regret this
>two days later things seem to be okay, they are generously sharing with each other, crows seem less aggressive
>rabbit starts visiting to eat too
>ecstatic about my new animal friends
>see a little brown critter jumping around the grass near the feeding spot
>squinting and trying to get a good look without scaring it off
>crow runs it off the land
>it comes back through the fence, hidden between the blades of grass
>aw, a baby bunny!
>gets closer to take a photo
>its a fucking rat

No. 2506767

I just ate a ham sandwich. I thought it was may 2nd today, but apparently it's the first. I didn't study today like I was supposed to. I suck.

No. 2506861

>>2506730
based beast-master

No. 2506866

>>2506730
KEKKKKK. Rodent queen.

No. 2506868

>>2506730
Based crow protecting you from pestilence

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>>2506540
I want to know what other things from the 2010s nonnas miss.

No. 2506983

I gave in and consoomed some Chinese crap. Why does shopping feel good?

No. 2506984

>>2506983
Because at night your soul slips away from your body and dances naked with the Devil. Prick your finger and draw blood, and put mark your print on a tiny piece of paper. Fold the paper and tie it with red string and put it beneath your pillow when you sleep. Then you'll feel better.

No. 2506986

>remember something I posted on lolcow some years ago was an image realted to a niche topic
>use search feature to see if I could find it
>can't
Tears on my pillow I guess

No. 2506987

I honestly get along great with Silent Genners but texting them is pure torture. I have been texting my grandfather for the first time and he clearly has no idea how to use WhatsApp or texting in general. Our convos will go something like this: I ask him what day would be better to have dinner. He replies with a GIF of Pikachu.

No. 2506989

>>2506540
Ugh I hate what cartoon network has turned into. It’s literally all just tranny faggot bullshit now. Yeah I can agree regular show and shit wasn’t incredible even though my retarded elementary school self did love it but I consider steven universe to be a crime against humanity

No. 2507006

>>2506989
What cartoons are popular with kids these days? I only hear about them watching YouTube for entertainment, not actual shows or anything. I wonder if kids prefer YouTube in part because there’s nothing actually good on tv.

No. 2507011

>>2506989
I was in high school and college when Regular Show was airing, loved it. It’s still a comfy goofy show to watch. If you haven’t seen Close Enough it’s made by the creator of regular show but is aimed at adults and I thought it was pretty funny and captured a similar vibe to regular show, I was sad it got cancelled.

No. 2507030

>>2507006
the only popular western cartoon with a predominantly child audience is miraculous ladybug, other than that, children watch anime

No. 2507070

I just realized that I have hairs on the inner corner of my eyes

No. 2507095

>>2507030
Idk, the few kids I know irl (children of friends and family, toddler/pre-school aged) are really into paw patrol, gabby's playhouse, peppa pig and unfortunately, cocomelon. disney movies and characters are huge with them too (frozen still has an unshakeable hold on children despite coming out a decade ago) Could be that those kids don't just get a free reign on youtube and their parents are actually curating what they watch, don't know how common that is anymore.

Anyway, I had a dream last night someone surgically removed my nipples and when I woke up my cat was cuddling on me and doing biscuits on my chest. That explains it.

No. 2507169

I work with a lot of families and Bluey seems to be the most popular with younger kids. Otherwise they're almost all wearing video game (Minecraft, Sonic, Pokemon) tshirts over cartoons so I am going to hope they are playing more games than watching miserable cartoonslop. More realistically, they are probably watching Youtubers play video games. Sad state of things overall tbh.

No. 2507191

I like when shows have complicated relationships with parents, parents that are hard to forgive but because of one or two redeeming qualities they get forgiven anyway. Because it's hard to forgive my own parents but for the sake of my own mental health I'm trying to.

The mind works in mysterious ways, you grow up angry at them for hurting you and hurting themselves but in the end all you can think of is the few times when they were nice to you, and then you try to block all of the other memories, because they're so frail now you can't be that upset at them anymore. It's like a fucked up, normalized stockholm syndrome. The only acceptable way to move on for some people is to let it go. It kills your soul but at least you're free, somehow.

No. 2507363

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I've been trying my best to be normal and clean. I started washing my sheets weekly and I've started a skincare routine the previous week, along with drinking more water. It's amazing how much my skin has improved, but also it's depressing to realize how bad I've gotten. I work from home and don't get out much. My room has basically become a disgusting mess and I've been rotting in bed. I'm want to turn my life around. I'm tired of being depressed and unhappy.

No. 2507386

I got sport bras days ago and I look so damn good with them. I can't tell why, but they are really flattering on me. Now I even feel motivated to go to the gym.

No. 2507403

>>2507386
Hell yeah, sports bras are the way to go. I've switched over years ago. Gone are the days of uncomfortable wires and bands. Everything sits in place where it should.

No. 2507405

>>2507386
>>2507403
Which ones do you nonnies like? I need a new one myself

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I'm a Mario autist and I recently watched a video about every type of Goomba. It was very good and very well researched, the guy said his friend made a video about every type of Koopa so I check it out expecting the same kind of research. It was so bad, it lacked so many Koopa species that were common knowledge, I just couldn't believe he would recommend that video (I know it's cuz they're buddies but still).

No. 2507496

>>2507450
I think I watched that video too lol

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Just found out Kanye West posted a cover from one of the more underground comedians I used to like, now I’m afraid that there will be an influx of newfags and it will ruin his show.

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i've been drinking a lot of boba lately because a tea shop opened down the street from my house. i thought i was breaking out from work stress but i realized it's actually from the dairy…

No. 2507892

i saw a bunny outside at work, i happen to have a bag of carrots for lunch so i grabbed one and went outside but the bunny was gone. i put it down close to where i last saw her, i hope she finds my carrot offering

No. 2507901

Well I'm officially into hockey

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>>2507892
She probably went home to her friends at the bun-meet and was raving about that carrot being a blessing. She probably shared it with her bunny girl friends too

No. 2507963

there’s this red bird that keeps keeps slamming itself repeatedly on my backyard windowdoor like it’s trying to get in. it has been doing this multiple times a day for multiple weeks now. but whenever I get too near the door it’s flies away.

No. 2507968

i started keeping track of all the info i can find out about the people around me in a notebook and it's weirdly relaxing. i just tell people that i journal or whatever because it's all handwritten. i used to keep a diary until like 3 years ago and the relaxing effect is the same. plus i feel like a little spy whenever i update my notes about coworker x or acquaintance y.

No. 2508156

It’s surprisingly hard to find images of small animals playing the accordion

No. 2508271

I shaved my legs for the first time in idk how long, and gosh I forgot how good it feels to have smooth legs rubbing against a blanket. It's so nice, no friction at all.

No. 2508287

>>2507963
Is it a robin? The males are very territorial and very dumb. A male robin used to attack my windows because he saw his reflection and thought it was a rival male

No. 2508314

Daria is so funny they even made the dad a successful himbo. I dated one once. It was fun. The worst type of men are the thick ones that think they're smart

No. 2508371

So I just learned that most white people actually have brown hair and not necessarily black hair. I always assumed most people of any race had black hair. Come to think of it, I do see more white people with brown hair than black hair.

No. 2508398

>>2508287
no, it’s a cardinal

No. 2508673


No. 2508964

>>2508371
black hair is pretty rare, most of the time it's just a very dark brown

No. 2509786

>at a karaoke party with friends
>having fun
>I Kissed A Girl comes into the setlist
>pay close attention to the lyrics for the first time
>get filled by deep sadness and terror at how mean spirited they appear to me
>Diamonds by Rihanna is next
>start crying silently because I'm no woman's diamond
I can't believe stupid pop songs ruined the night for me.

No. 2509816

File: 1746315008623.jpg (4.9 KB, 168x300, 7654676.jpg)

>>2509786
>horrible situation
>even worse situation
You could be the architect of a personal hell, designed just for me if you wanted to anon

No. 2509859

Just read a webtoon that was very clearly traced off of another, much more popular one in the same genre but none of the comments mentioned it. The first few chapters were probably original or it was done sparsely so I didn't notice but once the sex scenes started it became so obvious. Firstly because the artist being referenced draws bodies a certain way and has some unique posing, then I started to notice entire sequences that got copied panel for panel. It made me lose all interest in the story despite an okay start. It was so fucking weird to see the same frames get repurposed like that. They somehow have the same publisher too so the copycat is shamelessly making money on the same platform. I'd be so fucking mad if I was the original artist

No. 2509949

I'm in bed watching breaking bad and eating taco bell. Taco bell is so good when you haven't had it in a while.

No. 2510002

File: 1746327668615.webp (74.58 KB, 350x320, IMG_1823.webp)

i'm so zoomer im actually boomer but im 30 years old so i feel lost

No. 2510009

File: 1746328005845.jpg (7.92 KB, 259x194, 67897654678.jpg)

>>2510002
KEK melbourne-chan has found a new home

No. 2510017

>>2510009
Nta but what are you yabbering about? Wtf is with anons suddenly making Australian allegations?

No. 2510020

>>2510013
Anon accidentally posted an uncropped screenshot featuring an offputting moid and her local time (presumably). A keen nona made an offhand remark about melbourne-chan being from australia and the australian anon claimed to be american instead

No. 2510023

>>2510017
The non-american anon said that she was american, but it's 8 pm on the west coast, 11 pm on the west coast. No other area has 1 on the time except for aussies in places like brisbane, but she could very well be from new zealand.

No. 2510037

>>2510020
>>2510023
But that post was made 38 minutes ago and it's 1:18 in Melbourne right now. It would've been 12 something when that was posted. Not trying to whiteknight, but it's sick to accuse someone of being Australian. You have no idea how that could hurt someone, that could've been her last straw.

No. 2510040

>>2510037
ntayrt but what's wrong with Australians, aren't they like upside down Americans?

No. 2510042

>>2510040
You wound me, good lady.

No. 2510049


No. 2510050

>>2510009
It's because the retards that live in Dumbass Shit are the same ones that don't know how to make new threads and the same ones that tried to turn Mundane Shit into Dumbass Shit lite so when that thread is locked they come back here.

No. 2510051

>>2506987
This is cute.

No. 2510056

File: 1746329456143.png (329.79 KB, 886x900, 1000005910.png)

what i thought was my hair thinning significantly on one side at the temple was actually just my bangs being cut/parted unevenly for years

No. 2510141

my mom called me a hypebeast for not wanting to buy clothes from tj maxx and m&s (basically our version of target for you burgers). i literally wear dirt cheap second hand clothes and shop at uniqlo btw.

No. 2510187

>>2510141
Kek uniqlo is hypebeast lite from my experience

No. 2510194

>>2510187
same, i'm confused kek

No. 2510201

>>2510187
>>2510194
i always thought it was regular fast fashion because it has fast fashion prices. but certain fashion bro guys did latch onto it a few years back.

No. 2510278

If I can't get a book in its original language I want to get it in my language, but the English covers look so much nicer than the German ones do… In the end it doesn't matter because it's not like I will stare at the cover when I'm reading and it's both translations anyways, but the English ones just look so much nicer.

No. 2510296

I was working on a project and then suddenly felt like I had gotten a cold, so I laid down to rest, and instead of resting I spent 9 hours reading fanfiction. It's 3AM…

No. 2510357

a few months ago i was spiraling about a long time online friend being a tranny because i mixed up some social media profiles and it ruined my entire week because of the messages we exchanged prior to that BUT we have met up and that is not the same person and shes actually normal and sweet maybe i should be less judgemental after all

No. 2510718

Planted a few lavender bushes in my garden. Hope they manage to grow and make the bees happy in the future

No. 2510758

There’s a white squirrel that lives in my yard but I can never get a good photo of it since it moves so fast. Its tail looks like a toilet brush.

No. 2510879

File: 1746388927484.jpg (110.22 KB, 640x850, intarsia-yarn-chaos-v0-q1qwyyo…)

I'm knitting intarsia for the first time and it's looking so bad kek. But I finally forced myself to learn how to wrap yarns without actually twisting them and I learned how to knit backwards so I'll never have to move my collection of yarnballs around. Fuck purling!!

No. 2510928

File: 1746391249237.png (622.94 KB, 1360x992, whathappened.png)

>>2510879
I'm way too intimidated by intarsia to try. I still regularly fuck up old fashioned stranded colorwork so I don't have much faith in my ability to do intarsia… Your post reminded me of this unhinged ravelry project I came across for a pattern that uses an excessive amount of intarsia so thank you for that.

No. 2510930

File: 1746391455234.jpg (71.41 KB, 595x769, 20250504_234338.jpg)

Wanna dress like this

No. 2510934

>>2510930
Same, nonnie, that outfit looks cute and comfortable. And honestly it doesn't seem like something too difficult to find irl except for the arm warmers and the plastic sleeves.

No. 2510945

>>2510930
having a flashback to the time i posted a bunch of cute y2k-style outfits in the fashion thread and anons shit on me and called it boring. as if all of them are wearing the weird high-fashion runway looks that aren't even meant to be worn outside the show. nerds with no taste

No. 2510959

>>2510945
Nta but I'm pretty sure a lot of anons itt are baiting.

No. 2510965

>>2510928
WOW. That's so intense. I hope she's better now, oh my god. But don't be scared to attempt intarsia, it's a lot easier than stranded colorwork imo.

No. 2510973

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>>2510928
outer wilds?

No. 2511009

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>>2507892
Very late but if you think you'll see her again, get some romaine lettuce or timothy hay, carrots are fine but they're basically just treats, very high in sugar and starch. Not blaming you though since that's what you had on hand. Hope she blesses you again

No. 2511016

Just realized I was walking around all day with my shirt inside out and the tags clearly showing fml

No. 2511142

File: 1746403335012.jpeg (1.95 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_0574.jpeg)

I had never heard of Wilma Mankiller before noticing her on this quarter. What a based name.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilma_Mankiller

No. 2511446

Ate four pita pockets, now watching random streamers' VODs after taking a dump.

No. 2511547

i was picking at my dandruff and i accidentally pulled out a chunk of hair

No. 2512102

File: 1746472412387.jpg (22.89 KB, 367x598, 8f882e991ebd61c63bbfabbaabff5e…)

i was laying in bed with my nigel when he started snoring so i lightly kicked him to wake him up. he jolted awake and yelled some absolutely random nonsence at me, turned around and fell back asleep. wtf was that

No. 2512121

>>2511142
Never heard of her until you posted. She sounds based af. She raised two daughters too, and the first female chief in her tribe. RIP Wilma Pearl Mankiller.

No. 2512133

File: 1746473155142.jpeg (18.36 KB, 250x250, IMG_7633.jpeg)

>>2512102
Sleep states make you do weird stuff like that. As an example, a friend once tried to have a conversation with me when I was way too fucking tired to be awake. I started talking about tableware and fine china when she was discussing how nice a classmate of hers was.

No. 2512137

Have an interview in 30 min for a program or something that my professor nominated me for, I'm not exactly sure what it is but I know it's associated specifically with my department. I have no idea what kind of questions I'm going to get so I didn't prepare much, wish me luck

No. 2512149

File: 1746473618322.jpeg (147.55 KB, 764x810, IMG_2629.jpeg)

>>2512137
Good luck nonycyou can do it!!

No. 2512167

I watched Fleabag with a friend and she was hyping up the end of season 2 like it was gonna be the saddest thing ever and I would definitely cry so I thought it was gonna be, you know, sad. Well it turned out to be just her having sexual tension with an ugly priest for a week then them deciding not to be together. During the final scene she was sobbing and I said "they've known each other for a week". And she called me an ogre lol

No. 2512316

File: 1746480997414.jpg (62.87 KB, 736x736, c547543048287591a2bd068ed7d528…)

>>2512167
For a week?! Damh. The intensity of their relationship and all of the things that were going on with her family really made me forget and by the end i thought it was at least a month… it all makes sense now. Don't worry nonny, i get it. My favorite part about s2 were the breakup parts from both fleabag and her sister. Her sister were my favorite characters.

No. 2512337

i had some delicious curry leftover and was really looking forward to eating it for lunch but i saw some ugly trannies on the TIM thread and it killed my appetite fml

No. 2512361

File: 1746482973854.jpg (404.87 KB, 1484x1005, 1000070860.jpg)

Finally developed hobbies. Goodbye videogames.

No. 2512527

File: 1746491946110.jpeg (147.39 KB, 735x728, IMG_7756.jpeg)

Just trimmed and filed my nails back. Thinking about painting them while I watch a movie and drink a cup of coffee.

No. 2512653

I put rice bran oil on my face after showering last night and wow, my skin feels so much more intact. Now I don't need to slather expensive moisturizer on 5x a day and it's never enough. My dry skin would just eat that shit up, turns out it was damaged from being dried up like a prune after showering. On the flip side I'm puffy now but oh well, it's peak pollen season so that might be the culprit.

No. 2512658

>>2512361
congrats noonie, that's a big milestone.

No. 2512665

>>2512361
this happened to me too, feels like growing up more than any other milestone i've passed

No. 2512694

File: 1746505137120.jpg (167.06 KB, 736x722, 1000161700.jpg)

I went to the gym, washed my hair and only today I noticed how long it takes me to do my whole hair and skincare "routine" it's not really a routine because I honestly almost apply whatever I have around:
>apply hyaluronic acid oil on hair
>apply leave-in conditioner
>apply cream on my scalp for my seborrheic dermatitis
>wash face with face soap
>apply tonic
>apply rose water
>face cream
>lip oil
>Shea butter oil on feet
>body cream
Jesus, no wonder I only have the energy to do this once or twice a week if I'm in a good mood or if my skin desperately demands me to take care of it.

No. 2512728

Ate a pita pocket and looked at two of my personal cows shitposting.

No. 2512965

File: 1746531711235.png (29.88 KB, 600x571, 98859630.png)

went to the bakery to get a pain au chocolat and they gave me a croissant instead. i just accepted fate and said nothing because i like croissants as well

No. 2513075

I got lost in my thoughts while taking my medicine, and I left my prozac in my mouth long enough for it to start dissolving. Worst taste ever, blah.

No. 2513114

I'm doing a week long course at a local college and I am in my 30s and the students are under 18 and it is funny seeing that kids dressed in black band hoodies even when it's uncharacteristically warm for here is still a thing. I hope they could sense that I was one of them. Also I've never saw so much filled lips in my life. It actually made me appreciate that I have not touched my face and I actually prefer my lips. Filled lips genuinely do look like over filled sausages lol

No. 2513453

File: 1746554624377.jpg (71.6 KB, 600x608, 1000161886.jpg)

I'm so sleepy today, I plan on doing absolutely nothing.

No. 2513517

Despite everything, I love my mother so much. I would do anything for her. I wish she had lived a better life. I forgive her for everything.

No. 2513699

I have two job interviews tomorrow! And then one on thursday and one on Friday! If I don't get a fucking job this week I'm gonna blow myself up

>>2513453
But no work on Mario bringing a tarp? That's racism.

No. 2513704

>>2513453
He clearly brought two games to play at the picnic. People are so dramatic and annoying

No. 2513735

The femoral artery feels like linguini when you touch it.

No. 2513747

>>2513735
… Med student nonny?

No. 2513773

>>2513747
She's a fucking vampire

No. 2514218

File: 1746594887068.jpeg (168.87 KB, 850x1305, IMG_9593.jpeg)

Did a deep clean of my bathroom, it smells like lavender now.

No. 2514236

I spent a long time looking at curtains for the last few weeks and now I just want to bite the bullet and buy some on an impulse while I'm slightly high

No. 2514380

It's 7am. I had 2 hours of sleep and since then I've been up since 12am. I just laid in bed for an hour trying to sleep cause i have stuff to do today, but I just can't.

No. 2514416

File: 1746621014434.gif (1.52 MB, 640x640, 1000017100.gif)

>let a webtoon to build up 20 chapters
>its still in misunderstanding hell arc
>all the newly introduced elements are making the overall story shit

No. 2514520

File: 1746630871066.jpg (115.98 KB, 736x981, water.jpg)

after work i think im gonna go home, have lunch, and then sit by the pool and tan. life is good.

No. 2514537

My eyes opened, yet I did not sleep. I was unconsciously conscious the whole night somehow.

No. 2514942

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made a sandwich with leftover scrambled eggs and turkey bacon and it was boring as fuck aside from the 2 mini strips of bacon in the middle. it's ok though it served its purpose for protein

No. 2515042

Bought a nutribullet and have been making 2 smoothies a day full of berries and bananas om nom I love spring.

No. 2515052

>>2514520
Are you rich?

No. 2515062

>>2514520
can i swim in your pool?

No. 2515066

>>2514520
seconding >>2515062 can we have a pool party nonna

No. 2515087

File: 1746655142385.gif (1.17 MB, 452x498, pepe-angry-762671543.gif)

>Just lost 15 lbs this year
>Get period
>Check scale
>regain 2 or so lbs
I'm trying to lose a bit more this month but I swear to fucking god. I've been doing everything right but the minute my cycle becomes consistent again it rains all over my goals.

No. 2515092

>>2515087
There's no point in weighing yourself during your period. The best time to weigh yourself for the most accurate weight is 10-14 days after your period ends. Most women fluctuate in their weight between 5-10lbs per month.

No. 2515300

I bought tiramisu, and the coffee leaked out and got all over my boxes of dates. I'm irritated. I hate when shit gets sticky

No. 2515303

>>2515300
That’s annoying but I used to put espresso in my date smoothies and it was delicious.

No. 2515321

I randomly decided to watch that latest marvel movie and I felt so lost. The story of the movie itself was pretty much contained but I don't get the broader context. I have no idea what the fuck went down after Endgame and I tried looking it up but I quickly learned that I just don't care. So many dumbass characters. All male. All ugly. How can anyone give a fuck at this point. I went just because I wanted to see Bucky again and Yelena seemed cool but I should've waited a few weeks and pirated it. I guess everyone in town had that same idea because it was only me and one other person in a 200 seat cinema. It hasn't even been a week and all showings are basically empty. I feel kind of bad for the cinema owner and staff. Everything currently running is complete dogshit and no one is watching it

No. 2515433

Earlier I was trying to find a lipliner that matches my areola color, but it was kinda hard cause I can't just pull out my fucking tit in the makeup aisle of a store.

No. 2515485

File: 1746669608217.jpg (101.82 KB, 600x900, 1000071412.jpg)

>be me
>bored
>remember technology exists to serve me
>download tunnelbear
>connect to japan
>make japanese google account
>open play store
>download wear.jp app for the first time since 2020 after it region blocked the EU
>scroll and appreciate
I've missed seeing japanese street fashion so fucking much.

No. 2515531

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I bought something online and I am already regretting it. Not regretting what I bought but the fact I spent money since I am now unemployed again. I hate myself, I never buy anything but when I do I am full of regret and waiting for something bad to happen.

No. 2515781

I felt depressed and spent 2 hours looking through facebook photos. My highschool bully seemed to have gained 200lbs and I've gained 10lbs over the course of 13 years. My spirit is healed. She may have a marriage with a feeder kek, but I have my health.

No. 2516074

I have a free day so I am going to have breakfast and some weed. Get nicely dressed and then travel about an hour to this outlet place I've never heard of one shop until I drop. I desire new clothes and make up and haven't went in person clothes shopping in about 2 years. I am making an event of this day

No. 2516189

When I put on eyeliner, I feel really sleepy and tired. After I take it off and put some moisturiser on, I feel normal and awake again. Wtf.

No. 2517015

I'm trying to order meal replacement shakes for pickup, but all the stores doing pickup either aren't near me or the earliest pickup time in tomorrow. Please I'm so sick and hungry

No. 2517018

>>2517015
Why don't you just go to the store and pick it up… why do you have to order it to pick it up? Just go pick it up what

No. 2517020

>>2517018
I feel like shit. Driving to the store and an employee putting it in my car is one thing, walking around a big ass store and then waiting in a long ass line and then walking across the huge parking lot is another.

No. 2517105

>>2516189
A lot of people don't know this but there's actually zolpidem (aka ambien) involved in the process of making mascaras, eyeliners, and sometimes eyebrow products too. Something about it helps make the pigments they use even darker. It's not noticeable with eyebrow products, but it can absorb into your body through eye products since your eye is basically a bunch of membranes.
Source: worked in the cosmetic industry for 7 years.

No. 2517230

>>2516189
you made yourself emo and then took the emo makeup off like a magical girl transformation

No. 2517232

>>2517105
if I eat some mascara will I trip?

No. 2517238

File: 1746753133748.jpeg (82.55 KB, 600x709, IMG_3223.jpeg)

i want to dress like michael monroe… i'm slowly gathering pieces.

No. 2517261

Got startled awake from a weird nightmare and now I don’t want to go back to sleep in case I have it again but I’m also so tired. Waking up from it felt like reality hopping

No. 2517268

>>2517238
They both resemble ladies of the night anon

No. 2517276

>>2517268
where do you live that prostitutes dress like 80s rockstars, let alone that are so covered?

No. 2517287

File: 1746755056999.webp (33.89 KB, 760x590, dhs2e8.webp)

>>2517276
Leslieville in toronto

No. 2517291

>>2517287
I wish Canadians would be locked out of the internet. It would be like utopia here.

No. 2517449

>>2517105
source?

No. 2517493

Nonnies, today I had my blood drawn for genetic testing & I will get to find out the gender of my baby within ~2 weeks time. I am very pleased and starting to actually get excited.
Another mundane recent event, seeing that we were talking about makeup/eyeliner… L’oréal Telescopic mascara made a chunk of my eyelashes fall out. I will now be switching back to my $3.29 mascara and never trying another.

No. 2517503

File: 1746765042119.gif (1.35 MB, 498x498, 24mjvd3l6-790857748.gif)

Thinking this will finally be a "power nap". I won't sleep through the alarm or forget to set it

No. 2517574

I ate a chalupa from taco bell from the first time in like 10 years. Where I live we only had one and that's like 3 cities over. I am sad. Why was it so small. It tasted the same but it was tiny. Also is the hot sauce meant to be hot? I felt no kick from that. Maybe it's because I'm not in burgerland but that was lame. Happy I got a baja blast though

No. 2517745

>>2517493
Congrats Nona! If Natera sends you a crazy surprise bill call them and tell them you can only give them $100 or so. They’re notorious for this even if you’re insured.

No. 2517757

I sent an offer to someone on mercari, crossing my fingers that they'll accept.

No. 2517817

Drinking a BIG coffee today

No. 2517922

I had roommates for 10 years, now I live alone with my partner and holy shit. Cleaning this house is actually… easy and fun? Living with roommates is dirty and messy, I don’t even know their living conditions right now. I hope they learnt how to clean properly.

No. 2517928

>>2517922
How I felt living with my family well into my 20's before living with my boyfriend. No nasty attitudes, no crazy anxiety just leaving my room, no depression, we have fun cleaning together and cooking together, it's so nice. Nobody watching loud-ass political podcasts in the kitchen when it's cooking time. Dear God I finally feel alive. Wishing you and your boyfriend well nonna.

No. 2518052

File: 1746808633165.jpeg (2.33 MB, 1179x1507, IMG_3590.jpeg)

One of the crow feeding nonas here. I just came home after being away for a few days and found these next to the tree where I feed the crows. Could it be gifts from them, or just a coincidence?

No. 2518129

>>2518052
they're gifts! that's so sweet.

No. 2518221

>>2518052
Oh my gosh, they're gifts and beautiful ones too! I would totally sew that scrap piece of fabric into something. Crows are awesome

No. 2518263

I’m at my hair salon and there’s a teen boy here with a broccoli top haircut and a rat tail. He’s getting the rat tail bleached and nothing else.

No. 2518281

Leaving the country for 8 weeks soon and I can't believe I'm still so bad at packing. I think I have toiletries and other everyday things down, but I'm worried about clothes because the weather where I'm going is kind of unpredictable in the summer. Also nearly every time I go out of town for a while I have the thought of "damn, I wish I had brought that specific shirt, I want to wear it right now," or something.

No. 2518282

>>2518052
That's really cool. What do you usually feed them nona? There are many crows at my campus and one of them kept coming near me while I was eating earlier today. Landed on the bench I was sitting on and I noticed he was swallowing a seemingly large insect on one of the times he approached me kek. Maybe I could share the bits of my food I'm going to throw away anyway with them.

No. 2518343

>>2518281
Try your best to pack the absolute essentials and nothing more. Try to plain several outfits out of one or two main pieces. I do the same panic packing every time and I always over pack.

No. 2518468

File: 1746827270544.jpeg (42.47 KB, 736x736, IMG_3284.jpeg)

Today when I was getting food with my mom, a toddler at a table was trying to get me to sit down at her table because I smiled at her. Her parents who were standing and looking at the menu thought it was so funny. I was honored she liked me enough to try and invite me to her table kek

>>2518052
>getting presents from crows

Very jealous of u nonna

No. 2518835

>>2518343
Ayrt and I also have trouble overpacking clothes, so I went through everything I picked out again and reduced it by half. I'm actually really proud of myself kek I'm excited to not have to lug so much stuff around without wearing it.

No. 2518891

damn idk what the eye doctors were doing 30 years ago but my parents keep talking about the time they took me to one and i wouldnt open my eye so they tried to pry it open to use some tool to keep it open. then they never took me again and now i have fucked up eyes that arent aligned. but i have no memory of this even though from my parents telling it sounded traumatic apparently i was crying and or screaming so much i got hives. anyway i remember looking up treatments a few years ago and they dont seem like they should be that traumatic and using a tool to hold the eyelid open.

No. 2519084

File: 1746880526473.webp (220.82 KB, 640x575, 63780.webp)

Nonnies, it's Saturday. What's on your list of mundane things to do this weekend?

No. 2519088

File: 1746881062219.jpg (386.34 KB, 1080x1062, 1000017370.jpg)

>>2519084
I made a brownie shaped like a cake for my mother in law

No. 2519089

>>2519088
That's so sweet I hope she loves it!

No. 2519091

>>2519084
The weather is nice so I'm chilling in a park.

No. 2519096

>>2519084
Everyday is a weekend for my NEET ass. But so far.
>take a shower
>make/do husbando and OC related stuff
>finish the last episode of a reality show I'm watching
>open my laptop to try and apply to some online jobs
>clean my phone from all the unnecessary files and organize it
>fold the laundry
>listen to music
>organize my bedroom
>maybe make dinner but not sure

No. 2519097

File: 1746881867851.png (11.82 KB, 424x396, FcBa2T-aUAE8U0z.png)

i was feeling a little sick yesterday but decided to just sleep it off and go to work. it got worse.

No. 2519099

>>2519096
Just curious but why are you a neet?

No. 2519101

>>2519099
Fresh graduate but too broke to buy certificates and travel the country for paid bootcamps, so everyone gets a job because they have these fake ass accessories and I don't get accepted anywhere because I don't. Hell, even the bootcamps and certificates in courses require interviews beforehand and they demand you already too similar paid courses and bootcamps before applying to theirs. Sorry I can't pay extra money outside of university to get all of these I guess? Plus my family would never allow me to travel to study and stuff so I'm just stuck and left behind while everyone else gets ahead in life because they have normal supportive families who want the best for them and are rich and I don't and I'm not. It's always been like this and I always knew it would happen but I was in denial for so long. Now the truth hit hard like a truck, but I'm not isekai-d into a fantasy world where I'm a powerful heroine with a male harem yet unfortunately.

No. 2519139

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I cleaned my whole flat today, and midway the device I use for cleaning my floor broke so I had to scrub the floors by hand. I felt like Cinderella cleaning for her fucking stepmom. I'm gonna have pizza later!

No. 2519143

>>2519139
what the fuck anon, I'm about to start vacuuming and have a pizza on the way yay

No. 2519183

gotta go out and buy some mother's day gifts todays nonnas. its also my dogs first mother's day since she had her puppies so i gotta get her something too

No. 2519205

I've decided to stop straightening my hair but I don't think I can do it, I look like a homeless person with my natural hair.

No. 2519234

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personallt i've stopped, i still straighten it from time to time when i want to look good or need a confidence boost, but i've figured that if madonna or julia roberts were considered hot in their time, theres no reason why my natural hair should be considered ugly. lets bring back frizzy hair

No. 2519239

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>>2519234
It's been back for a while. I've noticed on tv shows whenever someone has natural hair, they stand out in a good way. Even moids like on "the four seasons" I thought they making a joke out of how steve carrell has no idea what's cool anymore, after his $10 supercuts glow-uplook better with low maintenance hair. Highlights have looked horrible since they stopped using caps too

No. 2519285

>>2519234
i can't tell if this was meant to be the 'frizzy' hair or not kek. it looks neat and smooth

No. 2519334

File: 1746898979143.png (547.86 KB, 663x520, special ed.png)

>Wake up
>Check /ot/
>Less than 100 posts made since I fell asleep
>The only active threads are the hate threads in which anons chimp out about nothingburgers
>Check the cow boards
>No posts but in the same 5 general threads that are so boring at this point since dry cows make no milk
>Check /meta/ for lulz
>Just complaints about personalityfags that mods can stop but refuse to stop
>No lulz anywhere on the site
>Close the tab

Maybe I'm too old for this.

No. 2519339

Said hi to 3 different cashiers and none of them said hi back so I kinda felt like a dumbass.

No. 2519343

>>2519334
Feeling the exact same way.

No. 2519344

>>2519334
same nonna. No real milk anywhere, can this be? I started reading old threads to entertain myself

No. 2519346

>>2519344
What threads you reading nona.

No. 2519354

>>2519346
I started reading old Pixielocks and a little bit Lolita threads plus I'm planning to go back and read up on our queen pixietery! I just need entertainment during me coffees kek

No. 2519365

>>2519354
>pixietery
…you mean Pixyteri? Smfh.

No. 2519370

I went grocery shopping today. I'm going back to eating healthy so I got a lot of good stuff, but I also got multiple types of kombucha which I'm excited to try! I used to think kombucha sounds gross, but I'm more open minded now.

No. 2519373

>>2519370
>3xcited
You're quick, but I'm quicker…

No. 2519414

>>2519365
I obviously got it typed wrong from typing pixielocks first you pedantic bitch

No. 2519514

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I don’t know why I thought it was going to be difficult to date someone who won’t do anything even remotely sexual with me until marriage.. It’s been months and I’ve made peace with it now and I have now come to terms with the fact that I never even wanted sex in the first place at all actually. my expressions of lust were just a consequence of me being bored I guess.. if that makes sense. For context my nigel is a catholic and I’m not and I intend on marrying him

No. 2519518

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>>2519084
I wanted to bake something and decided on chocolate chip banana muffins, but this recipe has a bunch of weirdly specific ingredients that I don’t have. I don’t want to leave my house for grocery shopping so I’m not sure what I’ll bake now…

No. 2519553

>>2519518
Maybe a pound cake?

No. 2519767

I woke up from a nap like 30 minutes ago and I'm having such a hard time doing anything because I feel so sluggish. I'm hoping a yogurt bowl will help me.

No. 2519770

Poured several bottles of soda water down my throat to compensate for the insane amount of caffeine I drank yesterday. Might eat a bologna sandwich later.

No. 2519810

Wanted to finish my drawing so I could actually post something online but instead we’re driving to the city to have mothers day dinner since all the restaurants in my small town were full. Not that Im complaining, but it would suck if I went back to the drawing hours later and ended up hating it again and scrap the whole thing like I did with 2 other drawings I made prior. Its the weekend so hopefully ill have the time to create at least one thing that im proud enough to post publicly

No. 2519818

>>2519770
>>2519767
You two are so similar yet so different at the same time

No. 2519991

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My mom is out of town this weekend for an intensive work trip so we’re celebrating Mother’s Day when she gets back midweek. Planning on making the pilgrimage to Trader Joe’s to get some very specific snacks as well as flowers for her. Then I am deep cleaning her bathroom, switching out her old towels with some nice new ones she recently picked out, putting a bouquet on the counter, and giving her a few face masks/bubble bath things. Also hoping to have some sort of baked good ready for breakfast and I’ll cook her dinner the day she comes back. So she should have a nicely setup bathroom with some fancy things, special snacks, breakfast for the week, and dinner already dealt with. I hope she’s surprised and likes it all…

No. 2520072

I went to starbucks and they gave me a regular latte instead of a chai latte. I was so sad.

No. 2520073

it's my birthday today and i'm going out for lunch with my parents in a bit. i never make a big deal out of my birthday so everyone will leave me alone and i can game in peace when i get back home. and i also took tomorrow off as a treat!

No. 2520097

I want to personally thank the anon who posted a few months ago about Happy Lemon opening in Paris because that shit's really good.

No. 2520126

>>2519334
I unironically find the rpf thread the most interesting. The band lore goes deep

No. 2520152

I dealt with my anxiety this morning by imagining myself at work.. I feel pathetic kek. Oh well it was really effective and now I will play Hollow Knight and do chores all day.

No. 2520234

>>2519518
I got you nonnie
https://www.gumbo.kitchen/
You put in ingredients you do have and see what recipes come up. I got a scotched egg oatmeal recipe from it once.

No. 2520296

My employer is planning a new building and in the presentation they proudly told us this building would be equipped with a mental breakdown closet—I MEAN mental wellness room. Guess that’s easier than building a work environment that doesn’t make people want to have mental breakdowns.

No. 2520541

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just saw sinners. Holy fuck

No. 2520653

I don't feel like showering but I have to cause I have to do my skincare routine…ugghhhh!

No. 2520831

I got accepted in a free online course that has accredited certification! It's about Keras and deep learning models which would help me in my career. I have a slight background in it, too since I worked on a project with it before. I hope this goes well for me.

No. 2520832

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I'm playing wants based and rotational in The Sims 2 for the first time, and I just don't know what to do with my romance sims. I can kinda look the other way if they're just fooling around with townies while being single because it's not my fault they fell in love but I feel too bad having them cheat on their spouses or have someone elses spose cheat with them, even if I know it's just pixels. Maybe I'll just have the romance aspiration gene die out, it's not like romance sims wish for children, anyways.

No. 2520948

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Sometimes I must visit the expensive supermarkets, because the traffic can be so restrictive. I feel guilty going to them, because they sell the same things as the cheapest supermarket. However, saving on time can be great, because I have a lot more better things to do than dodge trashy fatties between the aisles! Sooo, I ordered savings cards for them to make shopping feel a little better. A small treat in points, a bit of a game…

No. 2520992

After being a contrarian and dissing it for being an annoying fad where I live, I finally decided to watch Chiikawa. All I can say is that I am envious of how much these fat creatures can eat nutritionally-devoid food without having a care in the world. The show isn't as bad as I thought.

No. 2521500

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I'm never getting a haircut again. They always fuck my bangs up so heinously. I don't like them short and no one respects that. I didn't want the pixie mullet I got in general, I just wanted some layers so I'd stop looking like Coconuthead from iCarly. Whatever, it'll grow out. But I'd feel less shitty if at least my bangs were longer.

No. 2521822

I have to drink an orange Gatorade instead of my usual flavor (sugar free blue raspberry power water). Not sure if this day can get any worse.

No. 2521839

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weird when you realize everybody youre jealous of online is actually a fat suicidal loser irl. atleast im not fat…?

No. 2521844

>>2521839
lmao anon what. give details

No. 2521853

>>2521844
we were mutuals in like, 2019 and i randomly stumbled upon her page again and she posted irl pics and shes literally built like gru from despicable me and has several suicidal crashouts weekly. moral of the story is never idealize anybody online

No. 2521932

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I bought picrel because one of my chair's arms is lower than the other, but they only come in pairs so now i have an extra one that I can't use because if I do the arms will be uneven again.

No. 2521962

Just listened to a british woman say the sentence "the better you get at it" and she said it like
>"tha beh uh you geh ah ih"
holy fuck.

No. 2521964

>>2521962
The British aversion to the letter T is fascinating to me

No. 2522050

I just spent two hours clearing out my old accounts from when I was a teenager. I kept getting rate limited but it's worth it knowing that cringe is no longer up there.

No. 2522053

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Unfortunately I am falling into the trap of the cutesy bag charm craze. I have two Yooki's coming, own several Labubus but mostly fakes, and now I want a Nommi. The only thing dissuading me from buying a Nommi is that it's more expensive than the other two and the listing I wanted that was cheaper just sold out. So much for me not being enslaved to consumerism kek

No. 2522055

>>2522053
I never really get falling for these trends because in a month everybody will have already moved on and it will be cringe to have these things on your purse.

No. 2522060

>>2522055
The plus side of trends is when they are something you genuinely like and you can scoop up all the loot from the fallen bandwagoners once the trend cycle has ended.
>>2521964
Not in the south. We use our T's.

No. 2522061

I'm going to nobu tomorrow i can't wait!

No. 2522070

File: 1747112024170.jpg (8.67 KB, 255x253, 1000021050.jpg)

I have an irrational fear of psychedelic trips. What gets me is the lack of control + the lucid dream-like aspects of it.
When I was a kid, when I had nightmares, there would be this state where I would be aware that I'm dreaming and I would do everything I can to get out of said dream cause its scary.

Also I just watched Common Side-Effects and it scared me. Someone told me its about big pharma and they were sorta right I guess. I got to sleep so I can get to work, retarded cartoon is spooking me too much to sleep.

No. 2522071

>>2521500
Coconuthead is from neds declassified school survival guide… but this error made your post all the more funny.

No. 2522078

File: 1747113161709.jpg (1.03 MB, 1920x1920, FunPic_20250512_221054797.jpg)

>>2519818
The a plus content that i browse the mundane shit thread for. Thank you nonnies.

No. 2522081

>>2521844
I think grimes is hanging out in this thread
NOT an actual hi cow this is a joke

No. 2522092

>>2522061
Congrats anon, report back how it is
eating there is on my bucket list pls bring back report

No. 2522098

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>>2522055
>>2522060
I like the design of all three of the things I mentioned. If I don't have them on my purse I just keep the ones I currently have in my room like little guardians. When I was a kid I used to go through phases where I'd stockpile rubber ducks or calico critters or rocks. so it's not like me and trinkets are strangers to another. These are just… more expensive.

I've never been a fan of how they are packaged in blind boxes though. I hate those tiktok influencer faggots (like picrel) who buy 20 at a time in hopes of collecting every color driving scarcity for those of us who want like 1, maybe 2 of them.

No. 2522240

>>2521853
i idolized my best friend at the time for ~5 years. she was older than me and so cool. met her online and we talked on the phone all the time planning to meet up. when i met her she looked nothing like her photos she was fat. and that’s okay but she had like shopped herself and used angles to the extreme. she also claimed to be mexican and native american but she was pale as fuck, had blue eyes and blonde hair which she dyed black. after being a cunt to me irl after we moved in together (big mistake) we stopped being friends and i cut her off. sometimes i look at her facebook. she’s married to some loser, still lives with his parents and has a baby with him. she’s almost 40

tldr i feel you

No. 2522454

Just washed my face and did my skincare routine for the first time since being sick. I feel so rejuvenated and amazing.

No. 2522535

Had a period scare on the train but no products with me. I couldn't even get to the toilet to check because the fucking door between train sections wouldn't open. I stood during the rest of the ride despite getting a nice seat. I had to catch another train right after and wouldn't have been able to buy pads or whatever (if they even had one of those small grocery stores in the train station to begin with). Luckily it was nothing and I also found a tampon deep down in my backpack but it's all so fucked. How is that shit still not freely available in public bathrooms

No. 2522581

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I found a flickr account sharing so many pages from public domain books about art and I wanted to look it up again today but it's all gone. What the fuck. The account had existed for 10 years but right after I find it it disappears…

No. 2522660

I ordered some stuff for someday delivery in the afternoon, and now Amazon is saying that it's delayed and will come at 10pm REEEEEE. Who wants to get packages at night!!

No. 2522669

>>2522660
>someday delivery
I know this is a typo but it gave me a chuckle, thanks nona

No. 2522679

I'm looking for some cute gym hairstyles because I will workout today, but I just saw a woman unironically suggesting a half updo to workout, her hair was a bit on the long side, I keep imagining myself trying to workout with that hairstyle and cringe because I really hate when my hair gets sweaty and I can feel it on my skin.

No. 2522685

>>2522535
If I've ever been completely stuck i just take a hell of a lot of toilet paper fold it up and use it as a makeshift pad until I can get a proper product.

No. 2522690

>>2522581
That's why you archive that shit as soon as you find it, I've lost some great finds too

No. 2522699

>>2522679
I see women at the gym with their hair literally just out and I'm like how??? It drives me nuts when the shorter hair at the nape of my neck escape my ponytail because they get stuck under the bar

No. 2522711

>>2522699
To avoid that, I usually try to either clip that shit to death with hairclips or do a double ponytail and add a third one that's really tiny with all of the annoying hair that sticks out.

No. 2522784

Signed up for a free online singing workshop that lasts this entire week. Had lots of fun in today's lesson, it was very helpful and eye opening. I was a bit skeptical at first thinking it would be spirituality woowoo ass shit but thankfully it wasn't. We did actual exercises and talked biology and stuff and I truly learned a lot. I wrote some notes in the workbook and even drew diagrams for myself to remember the concepts. Looking forward for the remaining 5 days. I wish I got to volunteer but I don't want to turn on my camera since these are recorded, and the middle aged people on the Zoom call are somehow faster at raising their hands than me lol. Maybe on the last Q&A day.

No. 2522816

>>2515052
ayrt no kek it's the pool for my apartment complex. i wish i had my own pool
>>2515062 >>2515066
lolcow pool party at my place nonnies

No. 2522956

I saw a tiny dead, dried-out frog on the pavement, it looked like she literally froze in motion, it's really hot here so she probably didn't manage to find any shadow/wet place bedore the sun killed her? Idk but it made me cry because she was so tiny and it's a horrible way to die, poor thing

No. 2523177

I took my banana nut chocolate chip muffins out of the tin too soon and I lost some of their butts. I ended up eating the butts in the tin, at least they taste good.

No. 2523179

It's 3am and I really want to blast music and clean my whole place, but my lizards need their night cycle so I mustn't disturb them

No. 2523191

>>2522956
This makes me so sad
The toads here just started coming out for the year. I love seeing them hop around.

May you see a group of live and happy frogs soon nona

No. 2523212

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i'm still not used to my new lotion bottle shooting cream at 9999999 km/h it always misses my hands and jizzes all over my bedstand

No. 2523221

Eating a ridiculous amount of oats for breakfast

No. 2523229

>>2522956
Things like this make me realize how cruel nature can be and how lucky we humans are

No. 2523264

It my birthday today, and I don't know why I'm so happy to be one year older but I am. As an adult every year has been better than the one before, we'll see how much longer the streak will last.

No. 2523277

>>2523221
horse hooves typed this post

No. 2523294

>>2523229
It died on a pavement not in nature. If the pavement wasn't there the froung would probably be ok in grass.

No. 2523334

>>2523264
Happy Birthday Nona! I hope that feeling continues for you every year.

No. 2523339

>>2523294
Just because she died on the concrete it’s nature who didn’t let her survive

No. 2523375

Had a sweet young fella fall head over heels for me for some fucking reason. Just shyly told me he looks forwards to potentially having kids with me. Unprompted. Likely a cultural thing? Unsure how people from that country function.
I am trying my HARDEST not to laugh? I JUST had a total hysterectomy. We having Jesus from my phantom womb?

No. 2523612

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Been working for almost 10 hours a day six days a week for three weeks now because I underestimated how big my final exam project would be. But I'm almost done, just need to get it up on a server and have friend stress test it. After that I'm gonna tidy up the code a bit, maybe change out a few icons, do an accessibility audit, write a report and make a 20 minute presentation. I have until the 22nd, I can do this!

No. 2524153

forgot my work uniform at home. it's like somebody put a curse on me. Curse of Retard

No. 2524672

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I cut my dogs hair again after a few weeks and I just always looks so adorable and tiny after a cut due to all the fluff he loses. Before he looks like a silly plushie kek

No. 2524741

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I’m going to start studying birds and begin my bird watching life

No. 2524743

>>2524741
So cute. Go for it.

No. 2524775

It's finals week and I honestly dgaf if people see me rummaging through the bags students are leaving outside of our school's free stuff shop. I picked up a wall mirror, wooden coat hangers for myself and some sealed toiletries that I donated to a fundraiser

No. 2524804

>>2524153
Yeah, I did. So? What are you gonna do about it? Just wait until the new moon and see how bad it's REALLY gonna get!

No. 2524823

>>2524741
I've been trying to learn how to recognize birds by their singing but it's harder than I thought lol

No. 2524824

>>2524775
Honestly sounds like a jackpot situation. I wish you well

No. 2525040

I am 61 years old have been single since my divorce at 23…I married him at 19, got trapped with 2 kids, then he became abusive. After I left him I went to community college and got my associates degree in management, and have been happy alone ever since. I have a paid off house in a decent neighborhood, a car, a 5 figure savings account, and have been able to provide a good life to my kids. I'm happy I never got remarried, I could never settle for a bad relationship with a leech of a man just for the sake of not being "lonely"…or because society says I should! My circle of female friends are great company, and I have plenty of time for my hobbies!

No. 2525041

>>2524775
you're keeping things out of the landfill hell yea

No. 2525120

>>2525040
Wow Nona how did you find this site? Do you have any advice for younger women? How did you find your circle of friends?

No. 2525123

>>2525040
i hope this isnt a larp because that would be really cool. dont break my heart nona

No. 2525172

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I've been a weeaboo hoarder since the 2000s and have just had a random epiphany that my room is basically just decorated with pop culture references. The stuff I own is at least authentic Japanese merch and mostly good quality, so I guess it's better than being surrounded by Marvel funko pops.

No. 2525192

>>2525172
If it's been going on for two decades this should just tell you that this is your life calling now. You are the weeaboo collector.

No. 2525201

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No. 2525226

>>2525040
I hope the best for you and your kids!!

No. 2525293

I want to sign up for figure drawing and there are like 4 places offering public classes but all of them are a 30 min train/bus ride + 20 min walk away. I wish artists made more money so they could rent places near main stations, what the fuck

No. 2525295

Just checked the weather app and it's going to get above 90 degrees today. Get me out of this hot ass state!!!!

No. 2525320

I went into an Asian grocery store and I've never seen 90% of the names of the spices and herbs sold but I wanted to try them all. I bought a few tea blends with some new stuff. They taste pretty cool.

No. 2525331

>>2525201
I scrolled by and thought that was a heart fart

No. 2525343

>>2525320
Asian grocery stores are the best. My local one has an entire refrigerator shelf just for different kinds of miso paste.

No. 2525370

I need to take the biggest shit rn that it’s actually hurting my butt to hold it in but my workplace bathroom is full of middle schoolers on a field trip wtf is this

No. 2525418

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Today begins nicely, I didn't wake up too late, had breakfast and I did my bed I'm literally two seconds because all I needed was to pull the duvet. Life is good, time to try and draw my husbando kissing me.

No. 2525546

My mom just texted that she's making fried chicken, fried rice, nachos and baked potatos for dinner today. Very random assortment of food, but I support it.

No. 2525918

I bought a lip balm online that said it was color changing and I was so excited but then it arrived and it wasn't color changing so I checked my order and I ordered the non color changing one by mistake.

No. 2526102

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My friend got me into wrestling and she's really into it for the technical and theatrics of it, I don't have the heart to tell her I like it so much because I find a lot of them attractive and I get to stare at their ass.

No. 2526263

>settle down for sleep
>suddenly remember this one time I discovered a mange/anime from a One Page Thread on 4chan a fucking decade ago
>can't even remember the page content or the actual anime
>just remember my unbridled rage and disappointment that despite the plot summery centering around that page the story went in a different and lame direction
I'm glad that the spite wiped it from my memory but I'm also a little annoyed

No. 2526525

I slept from around 1:40 to almost 7am tonight! I woke up multiple times but I was able to fall back asleep everytime. This is a huge win for me, I'm contemplating getting another hour or two or sleep.

No. 2526530

>>2526102
anon never stop being your true self kek

No. 2526712

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I went to an art supply store and the prices there were so shocking. How does anyone, especially art students, afford that stuff? But I really want to get one of those 30$ sketchbooks once I'm done with the old ones I have…

No. 2526816

>>2525040
Is this my fucking employer? Susan?

No. 2527049

I found a lottery ticket on the ground, and won $100!

No. 2527050


No. 2527078

I started crocheting recently and O didn't expect it to like it that much. My autistic ass likes holding the soft yarn and looking at the colorful result. I'm now making granny squares and then joining them together to make a blanket.

No. 2527245

my mom has the house key but insist on kicking the door to "knock" whic pisses me off. at this point i dont bother opening the door because with the time she spends kicking and waiting she could open the door herself. which she just now obviously did.

No. 2527253

I love just sitting in public places and observing people. Seeing ladies show their bfs their raunchy m/m novels, hearing a group of teenagers talk loudly about manga and the various fetishes in them, and hearing dudebros discuss their fave volume of Komi Can’t Communicate. It’s nice to be reminded of how randos have their own inner lives.

No. 2527294

>>2527050
Later today, I bought a $1 scratch lottery ticket, and I won $3!

No. 2527393

I stopped smoking but I had to smoke so much until I overdosed on nic everytime but it worked.

No. 2527394

I was on my feet in painful heels all day and now I'm lying on my back with my feet up the wall and it's so refreshing

No. 2527409

i'm already purging from accutane 20 days in. i should've known, my skin was looking suspiciously clear since i started it, not a single pimple in sight. the true calm before the storm.

No. 2527427

>>2527253
Where in the world are you sitting that you hear strangers discuss animanga this frequently? Mildly related but I stopped looking at animanga stuff in public because strangers took it as an opportunity to approach me and talk at me about it

No. 2527452

Every time my YouTube algorithm is graced with a small cute channel I watch it and leave a comment because I know it boosts the video, it makes me feel nice

No. 2527458

>>2527427
Outdoor/Outlet mall, but mainly walking around Barnes and Noble. People don’t think other people will hear them so they talk about anything, as I was leaving I heard people talk about this one incest book kek. And yeah that tracks everyone in the manga section seems to be hyper aware of each other, I saw some fellow fujos hover around the BL section but pretend to look at the shojous when men came by.

No. 2527832

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Told a moid I'm casually interested in that I have a husbando. He's familiar with the character, no surprised.
Dude starts trying to riz me up by comparing how much the two have in common.
mfw its working

No. 2527838

Wish I was having a cig right now

No. 2528203

Finished the show I was watching and cried so hard at the last episode because it was the wedding episode, but also because there are unfinished plotlines and cliffhangers and seeing all the characters from all the previous seasons up until the last episode show up for the wedding made me emotional.

No. 2528227

>>2528203
You watching The OC or something?

No. 2528231

>>2528227
The what

No. 2528234

>>2528231
This corny ass show that also had a wedding finale

No. 2528243

I cut a thirteen year old girl’s hair and she was so smart and ambitious. I love talking to headstrong teenage girls, they give me hope for the future.

No. 2528248

>>2528203
Schitts Creek?

No. 2528252

>>2528234
>>2528248
Sorry, I'm a cringe womanchild and it's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2003. Casey and April's wedding. I ship them and I'm very happy for them.

No. 2528368

What the fuck is even my life lmao we were at home celebrating my partner's birthday with a couple of friends and he got a phone call from the man (mind you, a 50 something year old grown us MAN) he trains, asking if he can take him over to urgent care because he thinks he's been roofied??? and is freaking out and disoriented. My bf felt bad and agreed to meet him up and take him home (he lives like 50 mins away). When they got to his home the dude was all paranoid, so my bf brought him home to spend the night here lmao he's saying this happened yesterday night, but there's NO WAY because this dude is so fucked up on god knows what drugs.
I'm actually dying of laughter nonnies I'm in the bedroom writing this and this guy just made my boyfriend give him the 2nd tour of the house, and we suddenly heard the door lock bc he got up and left kekkkkkk what the fuck is happening oh my god

No. 2528378

>>2528368
samefag nevermind this isn't funny anymore what the hell did this dude take nonnies, he's SO paranoid, he just bursted into our room asking who else is at home because he keeps hearing noises
is he gonna murder us while we sleep?

No. 2528381

>>2528378
Idk but stay safe. Call 911 or something. God, I hate middle aged males so much.

No. 2528386

>>2528378
don't fucking let him stay in your house??? nona he's going through some kind of psychotic break. call the police, tell them whats happening, and then make something up about him needing to go outside to look for something. lock the door behind him. it could potentially not even be drug -induced, either way he needs to be given meds and kept safe and away from other people

No. 2528387

>>2528381
My boyfriend deescalated the situation and he's calmed down now but still, I'm not gonna get an ounce of sleep tonight kek why the hell can't this man say no to people oh my god
Moids going through a midlife crisis should be put down like a rabid dog

No. 2528389

>>2528386
It doesn't look like a psychotic break, he's just on coke or something. I'm gonna talk to my boyfriend now and see what we do next kek the 1st thing he did was take him to the ER, but this dude refused to go in because he'd have to do a drug test and didn't want to get in trouble.
I just wanna go to sleep and he won't leave us alone lmao

No. 2528392

>>2528387
Maybe I'm an asshole for thinking this but I'd go and stay with a family member or friend for the night honestly. I think your bf is insane for bringing a stranger man on drugs into the home where his gf lives.

No. 2528394

>>2528392
I mean yeah the situation is fucking crazy, but we both know him. He's our neighbour, dude just had no idea who to call and hit up my boyfriend. I can't leave either, it's almost 3am kek
He's trying to convince him to call an ambulance to come get him now, there's no way he's staying the night here

No. 2528406

>>2528368
Update: We convinced him to get a taxi and go to urgent care, he just left. Actually insane scenes, nonnies. He kept twitching and saying his heart was going crazy, what the hell did he take kek

No. 2528511

I gave a sip of water to a bumblebee today. Changed me life

No. 2528524

>>2528368
I'd immediately dump my moid if he did something like this. He basically just showed you that he cares more about what others think of him or what his paying clients think rather than your safety and security and his own. Bringing a disoriented older man into your home is bad enough, but knowing that he was drugged and inebriated? You're lucky that he didn't try to harm you in some way. I wouldn't be laughing if I were you, I'd be packing my stuff and getting ready to leave him for good. In 10 years, will he bring back a doped up junkie into your home and let him murder the children just because the junkie asked nicely? Will you be laughing then? He has no survival instinct or sense of protection over you, and you apparently have no common sense either. Sad story.

No. 2528551

Trying to sleep right now and I swear im hearing Minecraft spider mob noises. It's not a hallucination this time like it usually is when I hear random noises

No. 2528568

I want to rearrange my desktop pc completely like unplug everything and move stuff around but it's the most tedious, time consuming shit to do and there's always a good chance something wont work when I plug it back in. I also feel like my cables have become a rat king and can't be separated ugghhh

No. 2528686

I always thought I had small breasts, turns out my optimal weight is 4 kgs more kek.

No. 2528691

>>2528368
I would break up. Kidness is nice, but not at the expense of your safety or your loved one’s. The scrote could have been on bath salt and killed you in a frenzy or eaten your face.

No. 2528692

>>2528368
I would break up. Kidness is nice, but not at the expense of your safety or your loved one’s. The scrote could have been on bath salt and killed you in a frenzy or eaten your face.

No. 2528720

I read a random reddit post saying "Delete TikTok, just do it" and that was all i needed, so I deleted that hell app. I've been debating wether getting ragebaited daily is worth it just for the occasional peak meme video, and it absolutely isn't. But now I need to find something to fill the void (other than lolcow or phone games), so i'm gonna start reading magazines now like an old lady kek.

No. 2528733

>>2528720
Delete reddit. Do it now.

No. 2528846

>>2526712
Rich parents or shoplifting.

No. 2528886

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Today I prepared a few packages for stuff that people bought off of me 2nd hand and it's so much fun. I always think about how they unbox it, so I put little surprises and nice wrapping tissue in the box and a note so it boosts the experience kek I wish I had a small shop so I could prepare nice little parcels for people.

No. 2528900

>>2527458
>pretend to look at the shoujo when men came by
May they get well soon. I open and check out any BL books at my local Kinokuniya on purpose, specially if males are nearby.

No. 2528926

> in bed
> browsing lorcor
> fat cat by my side
> stomach full
> bladder empty
Life is good

No. 2528986

>>2528886
That's so sweet. I bought a set of fountain pen ink samples from somebody on Etsy a year ago and she included some herbal tea in the package. It was one teabag but I still think about it a year later lol. I'm sure you're making somebody's a life a little brighter, Nonna.

No. 2529001

I haven't been logged onto my finch app in weeks, but today I got a notification from my bird saying "I look up to you" and it made me tear up. This finch is like my baby, and im not at all setting a good example!

No. 2529007

Update
I'm the nonna who was gaining weight and realized just eating less does in fact work
I'm no longer fat and in the 21 bmi range. It was hard at first because I was dizzy, but now I found healthy foods that give me energy so I can do strength training.

I was one of those people who would secretly pout just accepting "Well I'm not a teen anymore, guess I'll just get fat"
No, it's literally putting the fork down, you're eating too damn much. I know it's stupid af and everyone is like "Yeah no shit" but I see a lot of cows mooing like I was and other girls. If you're fat, yes you're eating to much. Yuh hormones effect appetite and hunger, fight through it.

No. 2529030

>>2529007
>It was hard at first because I was dizzy, but now I found healthy foods that give me energy so I can do strength training.
This was a good lesson learned for me too when I lost weight. Cleaned up my diet and now I maintain a healthy bmi with zero effort. It’s funny though, I’ll go visit family and eat their stuff (lots of refined/highly processed “food”) for a few days and it completely throws me out of whack. I start craving food, my blood sugar crashes a few hours after a meal, and it becomes a struggle to stop eating even when my body feels full. Can’t believe I lived so long like that without ever realizing how screwed up it was. Had no frame of reference for anything else, but I’m never going back to that.

No. 2529040

>>2529030
Same nonna
This is so similar to me and I'm glad someone else and many others went through what we did. You hear it, but you never know how fucked you are until you eat a healthy diet and get away from the bad food

No. 2529220

I had such a nice weekend with my siblings, yesterday we went to walk in the woods near our place and today we visited a castle, fortunately there was not a lot of people despite it being a popular tourist destination. We are all meeting again in June to go to a medieval fair in a village nearby, o can't wait!

No. 2529237

>>2529001
I've been lazy about mine too. I should just open it but I haven't. Sorry to that pet bird

No. 2529305

>>2529007
Great job. I have a 350lb+ elderly aunt who is sick basically every day now. She definitely has unaddressed malnutrition, so she's dizzy most of the time, but when she eats, it's always some awful deep fried fastfood or potato chips that make her nauseous, but she refuses to eat normal food. She's probably going to fall, break her hip, and die rather than just eat a vegetable. That's not even half her problems, but at the root of most of them, it's very depressing.

No. 2529911

>thinking I ordered something 2-3 days ago
>check the date I ordered
>on the 18th (YESTERDAY) at 3AM.
Wtf, I need to fix my sleep schedule. My perception of time is already bad, I hate when stuff like this happens.

No. 2529947

>>2529305
It's really a shame the food we're supposed to eat isn't normalized and seen as diet food. Every time I eat some lean chicken or fish with a salad people ask why I'm dieting. But no one bats an eye if someone is eating fried chicken or a burger

No. 2530135

>>2529947
It really is ridiculous. These used to just be normal foods. I don't think my aunt's doctors are even willing to ask about her diet, because obviously nothing will get fixed and she'll just lie. It's terrible. So many obese people are going to have their health crumble in the next decade. It's terrible.

No. 2530225

Except for the cramps I actually usually feel better on the first day of my period because at least I have an explanation for why I was so depressed the 2-3 days beforehand. As soon as I start bleeding I’m like “oh. Duh.”

No. 2530257

I just received a package today that I ordered 3 months ago. It was marked as lost and I eventually got a refund and I was really sad about it, but now I miraculously receive it 2 months after. It's like a free gift ♥

No. 2530300

I'm watching my cousins baby right now, and wtf people were not lying when they said Ms. Rachel is like crack to kids. I turned it on and he immediately started paying attention, I even could use the bathroom and cook alone with no interruption. And I like that it's normal and healthy content instead of freaking cocomelon. This is crazy, it's like baby witchcraft.

No. 2530341

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I spent a long time trying to do ombre nails late last night, I used a sponge and thought they came out pretty good but when I woke up this morning and looked at them in the daylight I noticed they have lots of little air bubble dots in them. I should have wet the sponge. Damnit…
At least they look nice at first glance, they look like picrel if you don't look too close lol

No. 2530492

the barista put too much ice in my drink and now that i drank it all i can't reach the boba at the bottom…

No. 2530610

Going out into the wilderness to buy Pizza and milk. I wasted my entire evening anyway, might as well waste 30 more minutes

No. 2530621

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Last Creepcast episode is killing me… They can't do this to my girl again… Leave Rebecca alone already, who cares if she can't finish a horror story without giving in to corny anime dialogue

No. 2530632

I've always been really sceptical about horoscopes and other spritual shit, but my best friend is really into them and I've started to enjoy them. It's just silly and fun and I'm glad they bring her so much joy. She's going to do rune casting with me (with runes her hippie mom made her), I love her. The horoscope stuff has actually been pretty accurate so far, I'm kinda converting kek.

No. 2530668

Just found out my favorite weeb/personal cow is doing an exchange year (~2 months?) in grorious nipponland. I hope she produces enough milk to hold me over for the remainder of her usual long dry spells.

No. 2530819

What the hell is my neighbor upstairs doing at fucking 10pm, it's not the fucking time to be doing renovations in the kitchen (better that than loud heterosexual sex I guess).

No. 2530845

>>2530819
I think often about the nonna in one of the bunker threads who complained about not only living next to two troons in a prison gay relationship, but being forced to hear the uguu kawiwi anime girl noises they made when going at it. If I was religious I would believe that to be hell.

No. 2531282

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Waking up a couple hours before sunrise so I can shock my body into a normal sleep cycle. Looking forward to seeing what Australian nonnies are posting.

No. 2531400

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I’m supposed to be asleep right now - it’s almost 3am - but I took my ritalin too late in the day and haven’t been able to sleep. Now I’ve been listening to the Daytona USA ost and watching playthroughs. This game is so beautiful nonnas, it was amazing then when i was a kid and now as an adult. I love this game so much, so bright, the graphics are awesome, the music is stellar though cheesy but i love the cheese. I can really feel like I’m in the game and feeling the breeze and the sun. I have only actually played it myself maybe once or twice because as a kid I was too broke for tokens and I suck majorly at driving including irl, but I would sit and stare at the start screen. Just so beautiful all around, I want to absorb it and keep it inside my body.

No. 2531406

>>2531282
The down under nonnies have a special place in my burger heart. They get on immediately after the fallout of whatever infight/derailing occurred while farmhands were asleep, arguably they see this site at its potential worse every single day, but they still come back. It’s like the anon equivalent of people who go back to the Fukushima desolation zone to clean up or get stuff for residents who can’t return, exposing themselves to untold amounts of radiation and toxicity in the process. Really inspiring when you think about it

No. 2531407

>>2531406
It’s great actually, it’s kind of like being so far away that you evade farmhands eye. Like you can shitpost, go to sleep, and wake up to an expired ban.

No. 2531409

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You have to not convince yourself it tastes like medicine after a certain point

No. 2531412

I finally feel better because I finally figured out why my mobile data wasn't working and I managed to figure out some stuff at work! I think tonight I will not fall asleep all too worried.

No. 2531447

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Okay even though she was BPD as hell, this part did make me feel pretty bad

No. 2531451

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I share a birthday with Eito it must be fate

No. 2531462

>>2531406
I was just hoping for pics of koalas or something

No. 2531471

I want to go to sleep

No. 2531678

>babysitting a 1(? Might be 2 i don't fucking know. He has teeth.)
>grabs my phone charm
>says "give it to me! Give it to me!" In perfect English
>finally wrenches it out his grasp
>he flops over on his stomach, hitting me in the mouth with his foot
Babies are fucking evil

No. 2531704

>>2531451
Damn, I almost share it with him too. Mine is on the 15th which would be the next day (16th) in JST kek.

No. 2531851

Woke up craving sweet and sour fish Chinese takeout. Ordered from a restaurant nearby. Started eating and it tasted different than than I remember. Then I realized I ordered from the wrong restaurant. Oops. Still tasty though, just too sweet and not sour at all lol. I have some shrimp dumplings leftover for later woohoo.

No. 2531860

My air conditioner keeps squirting on my bed.

No. 2531865

>>2531860
A squatter likes you.

No. 2531893

>>2531865
Nta but that superstition is silly and outdated anyways. I'm sure anon would know right away, if a squatter liked her

No. 2531894

>>2531678
I read the first line and got stuck because I thought you meant you were babysitting a grown ass moid who was a 1 or 2 out of 10 and I was so confused.

No. 2531915

A client that came into work today had the same exact voice as Vanessa Paradis in Joe Le Taxi, so I had that song stuck in my head all day. A few days earlier a girl looking like younger Scarlett Johansson came in, too.

No. 2531971

>>2531894
KEK sorry anon. I forgot to put "year old" at the end of that sentence, but was too lazy to fix it.

No. 2531990

I did so many chores today, I love when my home is super organized. Sorted out my workdesk too so it flows better.

No. 2532043

>>2531915
Do you live in hottiesville usa

No. 2532484

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13 days till I can donate blood. I'm soo excited.
It's starting to become a tradition where I go with my friends as well, even though soo far only me and a friends bf manages to donate each time lol.
I wish I could do it more often.

No. 2532699

I'm listening to an true crime podcast from Australia and I have a very hard time following it because of the accents, especially when old people are talking or when somebody is speaking through a phone call.

No. 2532700

>>2532699
Me with britbongs. Whats your native language?

No. 2532703

>>2532700
French, I struggle with British and Scottish accents as well, weirdly enough I'm fine with most American accents.

No. 2532710

>>2532484
Please elaborate. Why are you so excited to give blood? I am intrigued. I've never given blood because for most of my adult life I've been getting new tattoos/piercings pretty frequently. But I haven't done that in a long while so I guess I'm eligible now.

No. 2533076

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I'm so fucking tired of knitting. I just want to make something nice but colorwork is way too difficult. It's the worst with socks because I can't figure out the correct tension and I end up wasting hours on something that doesn't even fit. I get like 3 hours of free time a day and that's enough to do maybe 5cm of colorwork. And then I end up unraveling it anyway and I go to bed upset

No. 2533445

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Recovered my kakaotalk account so it wouldn't get auto-deleted due to inactivity and make me lose all my kpop stickers I bought when I was 17-20 because I had no sense of how to save money back then.

No. 2533475

Spent the entire day with my eyes closed. I got nothing done. That was not the plan. And I'm still sleepy.

No. 2533506

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>>2533076
Is picrel your work anon? Try going one size up in needles for your colorwork. You can also knit inside out so it’s easier to keep track of how tight your floats are. This explains how:
https://www.susannawinter.net/post/how-to-knit-colorwork-inside-out-tutorial

No. 2533570

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I want one of these watches but they'll look so stupid on me. I am not cool enough

No. 2533573

>>2533506
No it's from a reddit post but it illustrates the struggle so well kek. I have tried knitting inside out before and it improved my colorwork somewhat but the sock still ended up being way too tight to fit and I had to frog it (I couldn't try it on during the process because it was on tiny circulars). I will try moving up a size next time, for some reason that was the one thing I did not want to do but maybe it's the answer

No. 2533609

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>>2533573
I feel like I mentioned the inside out technique to you once before kek. I do colorwork somewhat routinely and have had the most success with the sizing up method, there’s a pattern I am working on right now actually that literally tells you to do this for the colorwork sections. I know some purists believe you shouldn’t ever do it but for stuff like socks or small bits of colorwork around a neckline or cuff it really isn’t the end of the world.

Is your colorwork all-over or just in one section? If it’s just one section, like the cuff for instance, you can work it till you have finished the section, do a provisional cast off, block it, and test to see if it’s loose enough. I know people who do sweater yokes with colorwork will often do this after they finish the yoke and before moving on to the rest of the sweater. Good luck nona, feel free to complain more in Mundane threads and I can try to help if possible!

No. 2534074

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been having a lazy day today but now i have to do schoolwork that's due tonight. i love days like this, it's a shame that i start working again next month.

No. 2534101

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Been assembling my cat's new tree tower for nearly 45 mins and I'm so beyond irritated. Idk how I managed to put together the 6 ft one back at my mom's place years ago when this one's much smaller. I hate shitty instructions with every fiber of my being. Gonna go drink a beer and rest my back now.

No. 2534141

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I tried Panoxyl on my underarms today, it really works for body odor! My new summer savior

No. 2534179

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I like drinking Starbucks frappuccinos because it makes me feel young(teen) again.

No. 2534233

My winter clothes smell so musty but it's been raining nonstop so I can't wash them

No. 2534240

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The train did a sudden stop and I almost fell on the guy next to me who could not give less of a fuck. When I said sorry out loud a few teen girls in front of me turned around to look and giggled for some reason. What the fuck was that. This happened 5 hours ago but I'm still cringing. I fucking hate living in a city. I shouldn't even have been standing there without anything to hold onto, I should've been one of three people sitting in a bus going from one village to another

No. 2534281

I sprayed freaking laundry sanitizer on my clothes in my room…big mistake! My throat is so irritated now, and plus my lizard's enclosure is in here so I might have to move him out until it airs out.

No. 2534287

>>2534240
>cringing at what teenage girls think of you
Anon, grow up.

No. 2534311

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>>2534287
It's the entire situation that's making me cringe. I try to act normal and fail. I shouldn't even have apologized to that moid (that didn't hear me anyway because he had headphones on which I only noticed afterwards) for something I couldn't control.

No. 2534342

>>2534311
Everyone screws up in public now and then, the difference is most people forget about it five minutes later and don’t ruminate on it for hours.

No. 2534345

>>2534342
Samefag, work on developing better self love and respect and you’ll find most of this disappears. Voice of experience.

No. 2534414

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I try to keep my home organized, but like…lazy organized. I try to not have areas such as sideboards so I won't just put something there "temporarily" and forget about it end up piling shit on top of it for weeks since it's technically already messy so whatever. Same with boxes or any type of container: unless it has a VERY SPECIFIC role, I either give it away or down to the basement it goes until it gets a job in my home.
But this also means I have some loose things that don't really belong anywhere. Such as calculator, pencils, powerbanks, passport, insoles etc. So I have what I call "the trash drawer" in the hallway, where the tits and tats that don't have any particular place they belong and I try to remember to sort through once a year. Has worked pretty well so far.

No. 2534436

I think I may have accidentally made a little bit of chloramine gas in my bathroom when I was cleaning. Oopsy poopsy.

No. 2534446

I just ordered a nose hair trimmer. I'm kinda anxious, I can't even imagine what a bald nose feels like.

No. 2534487

I wish I was at home reading bl instead of sitting awkwardly in the corner at someone's house while everyone gets drunk

No. 2534493

>>2534487
Why are you there nonny

No. 2534500

>>2534493
Catching up with childhood friends, love them but I don't drink like they do. Did reverse thinking update?

No. 2534716

Drank some rum, watched YTers fix small engines while eating some 'XL' size mac & cheese that wasn't XL size and tasted like shite.

No. 2534761

i had a nightmare last night that i started a massive infight on /ot/

No. 2534779

>>2534761
I don't believe you. Proof? Faggot. Let's make your dreams come true, nonna~

No. 2535033

I was tipsy shopping and skim read 30 centimetres when it was actually 30 inches and now I have a massive obelisk of a desk fan. I am pretty cool though so mission success.

No. 2535057

>>2534436
Nonnie accidentally breaks the Geneva Convention

No. 2535240

I get really happy when my last coworker leaves for the day and I get to listen to jazz or deep house on the store speakers instead of Pink Pony Club for the 8000000th time.

No. 2535243

Gave my cactus its monthly watering. I've had it for years, somehow forgot to water it several times despite how rarely you're supposed to do it, and it keeps on living. I don't want to throw it away or let it die because I feel bad.

No. 2535839

My mom gave me her jacket that looks like Majima's, it fits me very well.

No. 2535895


No. 2536176

i want a burgy

No. 2536182

>>2536176
fat fat fat fatty fatty fat fuck fat fatty

No. 2536184

>>2536176
Don’t listen to the other anon go get your burgy wurgy.

No. 2536657

I tried to braid my hair today but between how slick it is and the layers it just fell out. I’ll try mousse next time

No. 2536672

Put on vid related while i did some chores. The 2000s were so lame

No. 2536773

I finished my journal today. I started it when I was 23 (first entry was in November 2021) and now I'm 27. It makes me kind of emotional that I wrote all the way up until the last page and that book holds like 3-4 years of my life. I read through some of the earlier entries and it's insane how much I've changed since then. Like I'm still the same person, but I'm much better at managing self-doubt and anxiety (still something I'm struggling with, but not nearly as bad). I almost wish I could go back in time and tell her that I'd figure things out and be okay. Anyway, I bought a new journal once I saw that I was getting to the end of the old one. I wonder how old I'll be when I finish that one. Maybe I'll finish that one faster because I've been journaling more frequently recently.

No. 2537014

I need a skincare sampler pack or something. Nothing works. I'm tired of wasting 10-20$ on this stupid shit only to figure out a few weeks later that it's making my skin worse. I just want my face to feel clean. How is even supposedly mild and moisturizing stuff like hyaluronic acid cleanser breaking me out

No. 2537472

Had a sex dream about Bossmanjack of all people, I want to blow my brains out.

No. 2537476

File: 1748283879037.png (125.03 KB, 275x275, ihatethis.png)

>have charging cord that takes forever to charge no matter how I hook it up or where
>all of the sudden it's charging my stuff at 5x speed
I think my charging cord is haunted…well, at least I hope the spirit is hot…

No. 2537483

>>2537014
I relate, at this point I'm just sampling 1 new thing each month to test it. also I tend to avoid sampler packs because almost always the products have tons of ingredients and if something goes wrong it's impossible to trace what's causing it.
>>2537476
samefag, it also is several years old and not a fast charge cord which makes its divergent evolution even more terrifying and unprecedented.

No. 2537489

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Just removed about 40 "psychic medium" "galactic contact" "spirituality" channels that my mother has viewed from my youtube history. They're by a total conman. She'll never know I'm her biggest guardian angel looking out for her (and her wallet).

No. 2537496

>>2537489
I cant wait to be 50yo to start vibing to this shit

No. 2537684

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I've been leaving one of my geckos alone since he hasn't been chilling outside his hides much, but today I fed him and got to pet his little head. I love seeing my little guy.

No. 2537721

I remembered to take the garbage bin down to the curb literal minutes before the truck showed up. God mode. I also ate some really good salmon.

No. 2537722

Sometimes if I read GNC I will read it as "game nintendo cube" instead of "gender non conforming"

No. 2537735


No. 2537974

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>mfw I thought I'd spend 3 hours tops on the rim of this patch I'm embroidery but it's been closer to 4 hours and I'm barely halfway through

No. 2537978

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>>2537722
I think of:

No. 2537997

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Painting my toes picrel and half watching a terrible film adaptation of a Nicholas Sparks book from the early 2000’s on tv. Life is pretty cozy nonas

No. 2538003

>>2537997
omg color name? looks so pretty

No. 2538011

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>>2538003
Mismatch to Match by Essie ♥

No. 2538103

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I must learn to let go and accept that the female lead is the stupid one for choosing the male lead over the 2nd male lead. Especially when the ML is actual garbage and the 2ndML is actually a good person.
The FL should be held accountable for her shit taste.

No. 2538302

I want to start lifting and I'd like to do it before work when no one else is around but none of the female-only gyms around here open early enough. Not to mention the extra time for traveling… These gyms all have group showers for some fucking reason so at least in the beginning I'd have to go home to change

No. 2538465

Every summer I feel like a child and time feels really slow and syrupy. Sometimes when I wake up in the summer it feels like I'm still a kid waking up in my childhood bedroom. The place I'm living in right now has a slightly stuffy bedroom and it transports me every time I wake up I swear.

No. 2538505

>>2538302
If you’re already going to a female gym in the first place why are you worried about being judged? That’s like the one safe space you can work out in.

No. 2538758

I flavored my coffee with ice cream this morning

is it honestly any different than an iced coffee with sugar and cream?

I have free will.

No. 2538761

>>2538758
regular cream has more fat but otherwise no. i do it with iced coffee and make a float sometimes. what flavor did you use?

No. 2538771

>>2538761
local shop has a twist on vanilla bean that is really tasty

No. 2538776

I’m looking at apartments by myself for the first time and it’s surprisingly exciting to imagine my life in all these random places. I think I’ve found the spot but I want to look at one more that might just be the most perfect place ever.

>>2538758
This is called an affogato. You can order it at fancy third wave coffee shops made with delicious espresso. Live your tastiest life nona.

No. 2538840

>>2538771
that sounds tasty

>>2538776
it has a name? my life is changed forever!

No. 2538854

>>2538776
affogato is specifically espresso and gelato.

No. 2539020

>>2538758
This reads like a poem/haiku

No. 2539116

I just held a mealworm live with my bare hands. It was horrid, I could feel all the little segments of its body wriggling around. Definitely would not recommend doing that.

No. 2539133

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Nonnas I have jet black hair down to my hips. Instead of cutting it I was thinking of doing white tips but leaving my scalp alone. That way if anything goes wrong I can give it a needed cut anyway. Thoughts?

No. 2539148

>>2539133
tbh jet black hair down to your hips sounds like the most beautiful hairstyle imaginable, my suggestion is not to touch it. i know it gets boring but not anyone can grow such long hair, if i were you i would just maintain it and care for it and let it grow. actually i would do that if i were me as well and i am doing it. sorry if this is useless advice.

No. 2539150

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I just cleaned my living room and fridge out. I played a Charli XCX song on repeat to get through it. I never have really listened to charli, but man her songs get me hype. Makes me feel like I'm raving or something! I wish I could find more music that's very loud and noisy, I love blasting it.

No. 2539155

>>2539150
>Loud and Noisy
>Normi XCX
Kek

No. 2539156

>>2539155
Some parts of this song are definitely loud and noisy, especially because I'm listening to it at max volume in my headphones

No. 2539174

>>2539133
Have you bleached your hair before? White is VERY hard to reach because you need multiple rounds of bleach and most people’s hair snaps off before they get to level 11. If you have really coarse Asian or Latina hair then it will probably be able to withstand the chemical damage, if you have really fine white people hair then platinum hair would probably be fried and frizzy regardless of how much Olaplex you slap on it. Either way, do your research and go to a reputable salon and have a color consultation. Dramatic hair transformations are not something you want to cheap out on.

No. 2539177

>>2539156
Im sorry but this song literally sounds empty to me. Like Imagine Dragons level boring

No. 2539190

>>2539156
The "boom clap" song blew me away because of just how fucking vanilla and normie it sounds, even for a pop song. That song has got to be the most generic fucking one ever made.

No. 2539195

>>2539133
jet black to white is a waste of money. it will look good for like a week max, if at all. you're better off cutting your hair into layers and getting extensions instead

No. 2539223

>>2539174
I have mixed hispanic hair
but now you have me worried about it. It's never been bbleached before

>>2539195
Yuh I might do extensions instead
Keep my hair kinda safe and still have that fairy tale look

No. 2539243

>>2539177
Idk anon, I don't think everything you listen to has to be a super impressive, unique or profound piece of work. I needed a song to give me energy to clean and that did the trick.

No. 2539385

It's 3am I'm eating a hot pocket and watching twitch streams

No. 2539507

>>2539150
>I wish I could find more music that's very loud and noisy
Try Anaal Nathrakh then.

No. 2539779

Just refused a job offer for 20k in my local currency, but the work was shit, for another that pays 13k but the work seems way better. Idk if this was the right decision…

No. 2539941

>>2539507
The name had me skeptical, but wow, I really enjoyed it! I listened to Endarkenment and Forward. Thank you for the recommendation anon! So are they death metal?

No. 2539966

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I have my appointment to finally increase my dosage of fluoxetine soon, and I'm so excited!

No. 2539969

>>2539779
I would've worked the 20k for a year and job hopped probably

No. 2539982

>>2539779
Money can always be made but sanity is finite.

No. 2540051

>>2539779
You can find another job easier not being stressed while still making money.

No. 2540249

>>2539941
I suggested it mostly as a joke but I'm glad you ended up enjoying it! They are industrial black metal, and I really like The Whole of the Law. Also the name is not something vulgar, it means "serpent's breath" in Irish.

No. 2540263

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I got a silk bonnet to sleep in for my hair. My next hurdle is figuring out how to tie it on my head

No. 2540463

I'm going on a date with a man 8 years younger than me on saturday. Wish me luck.

No. 2540484

>>2540463
HAVE FUN

No. 2540486

>>2540463
Based nonna enjoy yourself

No. 2540488


No. 2540501

>>2540463
What are your ages?

No. 2540503

>>2540501
34 and 26

No. 2540542

One of my coworkers just basically went reeeeee infront of everyone just now. She was yelling at our boss over a video call because someone else on our team is performing really well and she's not the one being praised. People's egos are crazy sometimes

No. 2540901

I ran out of soap so I used my la roach pussy cleanser as a body wash and it gave me backne. Wtaf.

No. 2540904

>>2540901
>la roach pussy cleanser
that's a nice fast track to BV nona. if it's giving you backne it's probably not doing nice things to your ph. you should not be using any kind of cleanser on or inside your vagina.
source: had horrible bv for years in my teens from doing exactly that

No. 2540907

>>2540904
I think she means she washed her body with her La Roche Posay facial cleanser.

No. 2541309

>>2538505
Oh, I don't want too many people around because I don't like being around people in general. And I'm just not going to be able to ever shower alongside the gigastacies, even if I tell myself that they don't give a fuck

No. 2541433

I'm doing a psychiatric evaluation thing where they assess you for disorders, adhd, autism etc and the lady said she thinks I have high intellectual abilities and wants to investigate. Made me happy.
I'm doing this thing bc I'm already diagnosed bipolar but my psych thinks i might have adhd or be borderline. I hope I'm not a bippie

No. 2541435

>>2541309
I think you spend too much time online, literally no one at the gym cares about you…

No. 2541454

>>2541309
Start going even if you're uncomfortable. It will help you realize people are too concerned with themselves to judge you. Also, most people at gyms are hardly stacies, they're usually normal looking women. Buff and super fit women are rare.

No. 2541480

>>2541435
>>2541454
These replies make me feel crazy. When and why did everyone suddenly become comfortable with being naked around literal strangers

No. 2541508

>>2541480
Have you ever been inside a locker room? Nobody is looking at you, and in fact people are actively avoiding looking at you out of politeness. Maybe I was just raised normal but I’ve never felt uncomfortable being naked around women either because… we’re all women, they’re not going to hurt me and we’re just changing clothes. Being naked is a neutral, nonsexual state. I haven’t used communal showers since I was in high school, every gym I’ve been in has single stalls. I really think you just need to go to the gym and see for yourself, realize literally no one cares about you or your body or what you’re lifting, they’re too busy worrying about their own shit. Don’t sacrifice your health because you’re all wigged out over a fantasy in your head.

You don’t even need to use the locker room, just wear your gym clothes in the car and change/shower at home….

No. 2541549

>>2541480
In my teens there was mandatory sports/swimming and the shower and changing part was just as mandatory and all very open. If I could do it at that awkward age with other teens being actual dicks about it.. it only got easier to do with adults who mind their own business.

No. 2541650

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>>2540904
Kek anon

No. 2541669

>>2541480
I don't get it either anon, maybe it's just a difference in culture. Lots of anons from all over the globe here after all. All gyms I've ever been to had lockable shower cubicles, even if just 1 or 2.

No. 2541670

You ever remember some crazy thing someone told you out of the blue and start thinking how you wish you didn't know about that? I remembered someone I work with telling me her little sister owned a horse and was part of an horse riding club until she became and adult and moved somewhere, then she had to sell the horse to someone else. Like damn, we really don't have the same problems.

No. 2541695

>>2541670
Literally every time one of my friends whose families had enough money to support them getting their bachelor's in something retarded like art or linguistics and they end up living in some lofty apartment that's like 2k a month and they have the gall to moan about not being able to find a job or that they hate their job or they have no idea what they want to do with their life. I have to stop myself from laughing kek, it's so fake. Acting like their parents aren't going to help them pay off their useless degree like they're helping them live in their respective homes. I really have to hide my poorfag powerlevel around some of my more retarded wealthy friends or else I'll make someone cry.

No. 2541715

>>2541695
>I really have to hide my poorfag powerlevel around some of my more retarded wealthy friends or else I'll make someone cry
I've been around rich kids my whole life and even when I was trying to hide how poor we were when I was younger sometimes it just slips in small ways. A friend of mine used to invite a friend of hers whenever we celebrated the new year at her place when we were students. That girl would bring a lot of alcohol like wine and cider and would tell us her dad got the bottles for her from work, they're good stuff like it's nothing and since I don't know shit about alcohol I'm like "no thanks, I'm good" and didn't think about it. Later I found out she's a insanely rich heiress of a several centuries old wine company from a former noble family, the dad wasn't just some random employee and each of these bottles were around a hundred euros each. I've seen a lot more rich people than that my whole life but that one was a huge plot twist. Usually I deal with people who think both parents being doctors, lawyers or engineers doesn't mean they're rich. Or in university it was classmates having their own place because their parents paid for it, being too rich to have a scholarship, drinking alcohol after school twice a week, smoking cigarettes and telling me they're authentic broke students when actual broke students skip meals and stay in dorms infested with rats and cockroaches that look like prisons.

No. 2541792

File: 1748561498435.jpeg (1.15 MB, 3000x3750, IMG_9226.jpeg)

> Be me, wagie
> Work in a city where people usually mind their own business
> Doing OMAD, finally get my broiled chicken sandwich after eight hours
> Fucking chow down while still trying to be polite
> Old lady comes over and leans down
> “You’re really pretty, you need to have more manners”
> I’m literally staring at her with my mouth full of food like picrel
> She smiles (???) and walks away
What the fuck? Is this shit normal and I’m just too autismo to function?

No. 2541800

>>2541792
If she's very old and you're both from a place where people used to all know each other it's just a cultural gap between you and her. Old people love to start random conversation to strangers for no reason at all ime.

No. 2541815

>>2541792
Shit like this happens to me often. I live in an area known for its hospitality with a large retired population though, so I am use to being the proxy grandchild for randos I meet out in public. Don’t think too much about it, old people just do shit like that because they want social contact and are too elderly to give a shit anymore about how it may come across.

No. 2541880

I went to a car wash for the first time today(my parents used to do it but I asked them not to). I think the two moids probably called me a dumbass because I had to back up to get my tires in the little rail thingy.

No. 2541897

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Yesterday I went to pick up poke bowls with my Nigel and as I was in the middle of finishing my order, a MASSIVE troon walked in, wearing a strappy top and skirt (it looked like clubwear, this was in the middle of the day) and started ordering next to me in the most hilarious, craggly muppet voice. I was not prepared. I didn't want to stare but I could see in my peripheral vision that he was pointing at the toppings with long, black "kawaii nails" with 3D nail art on them. Nigel and I silently exchanged glances at each other with just our eyes, and I had to bite the inside of my lip to stop myself from laughing while the poor girl at the register was asking me if we wanted anything else. She also had her head down, suppressing a grin, and I could tell she wanted to laugh too. Nigel and I paid after what felt like an eternity, and as soon as we opened the door to go outside we both fucking doubled over laughing and I know that the people inside definitely saw. No regrets

No. 2541936

>>2541880
You should try the self service car washes. Nobody talks to you and spraying down your car feels like the bath time minigame from Nintendogs.



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