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No. 2516078
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i just jerked off at work
No. 2516372
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when i was a freshman in college the girl that i shared a room with had these obnoxiously bright string lights (like in picrel but brighter) that she kept on all night, so i broke the lights when she was out of the room one day. i forget the specifics but i think i screwed off one of the bulbs and fucked with it somehow
No. 2516425
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My dysphoria is getting worse, it was fine for the last couple of years but now it's just getting so much worse, don't know what to do.
No. 2516954
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During team Zoom meetings, sometimes when my coworkers share their screen there’s a moment when they accidentally share their full desktop instead of their browser and I’ll take a screenshot to get a glimpse into their lives or see if I find any juicy details.
No. 2517236
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>>2516876>See if anyone cares.Nona, I'll give it to you real. After a little while of losing the weight, nobody cares anymore (if they did in the first place, I don't know what your situation is like). Nobody is going to hand out a medal for you for being sick. You're going to make your life harder and far more miserable to prove that your pain is real but nobody is going to validate that for you. I know it hurts to be in this situation, and I'm sorry. It'll be harder to pick yourself back up and live a life without your eating disorder if you give into relapses. Do you have any support for recovery? Wishing the best for you
No. 2517563
>>2517218>What podcasts does he watch?Joe rogan, jordan peterson, he insists that they're reliable information which feels like hell. But whatever, I just need to live with them for one more year.
>Also can you describe the beatings? What would he say that would make her best him?She'd hit him by punching him, slap him, or pinch him. When my mom was extra angry she'd hit him with a metal broom. It was always something about him trying to not be grateful for what she does for the family. Other times I couldn't tell because they spoke a dialect I didn't understand.
No. 2518277
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>>2518160I cannot relate to this at all. I would be so fucking annoyed if my partner was constantly glommed on to me and only me 24/7.
No. 2518647
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>be me, 2024
>go to celebricow thread
>post about chappell roan milk
>call her “chappig”
>other people start calling her “chappig”
>everyone on this site kind of hates her now
>doesn’t even call her chappig anymore due to not caring about her anymore
>2025
>stop caring about that thread and visit occasionally
>visit for autismYe milk
>see people accusing randoms of being some “chappig” personalityfag
>mfw
Is this really a thing? Do people really think that it’s just me calling her that?
No. 2518656
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>>2518647Is that what this was about
No. 2518804
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>>2518695That was one of the best experiences I've ever had in my life.
No. 2518876
>>2518846sorry nonna
only virgin girls are allowed to have virgin guys
No. 2519003
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>>2518768>>2518736Gross, being fat as male is failing.
No. 2519224
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I found a janitor.ai bot of the underage
husbando I had back in middle school that had like less than 200 chats and asked myself…why not?
I havent cummed this hard in monthst god bless
No. 2519395
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I am jealous of this author that got published because in my shithole country because of her family's money and influence but I cannot help finding it hilarious how no matter how much she shills her book, the country doesnt have any solid buying power let alone for literature and all her attempts to cultivate a fandom fall miserably. Imagine getting a big publishing deal with fucking Penguin and then fumbling it so hard because literal animu fanfiction by tweens is more interesting. I've been called a jelly bitch for pointing out that she is larping as a POPULAR author by buying all those interviews and claiming how her book is being enjoyed by legions of fans when eveyr book has 18 reviews max in goodreads and is barely non existent in all the social media paltforms, what do I know
No. 2520021
>>2519841it's so frustrating isn't it? normally clit stimulation is enough for me but sometimes i want something in there and i've never been a fan of putting my fingers inside for some reason… it's probably tmi but i like to feel filled? the amount of orgasms ruined by my vibrator shutting off because i crush it to death in the process smh
>>2519395kinda deeply curious as to who this author is nona lol
No. 2520218
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I have never been harder up, but I finally quit my shoplifting addiction.
(Before you spike your cortisol, it was almost exclusively food, basic clothes, hygiene and baby items from big box supermarkets.)
No. 2520551
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lc has kind of ruined games and media for me. it's gotten to the point where i don't want to interact with media that has incredibly uneven fanservice. picrel, clair obscura, is getting some good reviews but all i can think about is that the men are ugly and the women are all somehow beautiful. even if it has a gripping plot i can't support or endorse this.
No. 2520628
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>>2520624In the face itself yes, but if you get it under your chin in the area connecting to the neck it makes you look younger because the jawline and neck shape is more defined. Also people don't usually do this to rheir faces, they get botox on the massater muscles or celebrities get that weird Hollywood suck their cheek fat out look but most people inject stuff into their faces to plump up. Example photo
No. 2520681
>>2520675I’ve had talks with him already and he’s always been extremely understanding and kind. I just need to be a big girl and let it go now.
He’s been so busy with work he’s stopped exercising and has gained weight and he says that’s why. We still have sex pretty much every time we meet up, so it’s not like we aren’t doing it often. But when we first got together he was trying to fuck me 3x a day and I miss that kek.
No. 2521055
>>2520551i feel this
nonny. even when i try to revisit media i used to be a fan of before i joined lc, now i just have a hard time enjoying it because i've realized how much it all just feels catered toward scrotes even on more subliminal levels. same also goes for the few online communities i would lurk in because they were almost exclusively sausage fests and i didn't realize how gross they actually were until i started frequenting more female spaces and understanding that men are truly disgusting. sometimes ignorance is bliss i guess
No. 2521118
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this is my mindset
No. 2521125
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>>2518965makes sense because that's the kind of men that would run away. all the decent ones stayed here
t. heckin Ukrainerino
No. 2521143
>>2520947Get off this site if it's making you worry about being cringe. Be cringe and be free,
nonnie. And it's not like 90% of ot and g users aren't cow worthy, have you read any of the threads? We're just as bad as the cows we laugh at.
No. 2521190
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>>2521187You're assuming I'm making my decision based on someone else's opinion. Whose? I base it on my own observations. Literally everyone I've met who plays childish sandbox shit like that is in arrested development or grooms children.
(bait) No. 2521409
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I've spent hours using chatbots to rp as an "awkward college student" trying to make friends (with live suggestions from an "imaginary bestie") since I can't bring myself to do it IRL (and I don't have anyone to hold my hand)
No. 2521426
>>2521143Thank you
nonnie, I appreciate it. I browsed ot here and there but I guess I tend to give others more benefit of a doubt than I give myself.
So you're right, maybe I'll take a break. And go and be free. You take care too!
No. 2521432
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>>2521409I roleplay as a working lady that just wants to have a relationship with my hot anime men coworkers because I don't have a stable job or a workplace because my job doesn't really require one at this point.
No. 2521456
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>>2521432it's just too real sometimes, even my fantasies always fall back to some sort of depression simulator
No. 2521460
>>2521456I unironically just vent and sob about how complex I am and how difficult is it like to be me.
It isn't difficult and I'm not complex but it makes me feel good to be considered a person with depth I just wish I didn't feel so embarrassed after a night of chatting with bots, I could have had a great plot going on, but I cringe so much to myself that I can't bear to re-read what I've written.
No. 2521628
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I miss chunky Lana. I'm so serious. All of her cowisms aside , when she put on weight she gave me cool English or Music teacher vibes, the younger teacher who probably struggled with PCOS but she was kinda chill and cute at any weight and would let you be creative in lessons as long as you didn't misbehave. Do you nonnas know what I mean? Am I retarded? Yes, I am. I feel like her ozempic weight loss and current trajectory of marrying some alligator redneck has instilled an evil shrivelled energy into her that I can't really pinpoint. Idk I just think she seemed to have more of a glow or happier energy to her than what she's like currently.
No. 2521781
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>>2521779I dont judge… the state of humanity right now is grim
No. 2521840
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I'm sorry nonas I fell for the oasis posting. They're so intriguing to me it's like a horrorcow and Liam is incredibly funny on twitter. They scratch an itch I didn't know I had.
No. 2521849
>>2521846I feel like those who like
toxic dynamics like oasis and those who like sad or tragic dynamics like the beatles. It's just the more I read about them the more intrigued I get. Also liam reminds me of an ex who has adhd and acts very similarly. I must admit it's quite charming. I don't really want to self insert between them like some anons I just see them as a queen bee who enjoys seeing the male bees slowly die outside the hive during winter.
No. 2521859
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I had sex fantasies about a 69 year old… he's like 6'4 and very good looking and fit for his age but I know it's disgusting… Stone me or some shit, I need to stop thinking about it… how do I stop thinking about it when it gets me wet? No I wasn't molested as a child
No. 2521873
>>2521840the
toxic incest yaoi felled my status as a long time rpf hater genuinely what in god's name is wrong with those men? i hope they never get better it's so amazing.
No. 2521876
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>>2521859>68 years old>very good lookingOkay nona.. sure he is
No. 2521902
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>>2521876I said "for his age". Also I saw his pictures from when he was young and he was a total chad…
No. 2521918
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I want the death penalty for both of them already, keeping them alive is such a waste ffs.
No. 2521926
>>2521628Wow, she looks so trustworthy at a wholesome size. I know what you mean. I think she's actually happy in her marriage though, which is nice.
>>2520218Wow
nonnie well done, I am proud of you
>>2517357I think it's bad for your health, but I've seen a 1v1 with a skinny man and a large woman, and I think it's cool that you can actually hold your ground and win the duel.
>>2521871this anon is right, ai chatbots are great, just transcend your shame and enjoy yourself
No. 2521967
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I'm starting to like the weeknd
No. 2522188
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>>2521925I've read entire books in the shop before (or at least most of the book) and then left without buying it.
No. 2522432
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I miss the creepy narcissistic moid who was definitely trying to make me his next doormat. The person he pretended to be is exactly the type of moid I want to be with and his personality disorder mimicked my insane dead dad’s. I know the actual reality of being with him would be horrible but there’s still some part of that wound that thinks fixing him would fix myself. I’ve felt so dead inside the past few years and even though it was all fake he made me feel alive again. I hate him so fucking much.
No. 2522473
>>2522396I've blamed my manager, her own coworkers, her own managers and even the director directly and indirectly for a few years now and I make sure my kpis reflect that I'll never work overtime again, and especially not for free. Almost all of these people left the company because they knew something was fishy and they're white so they can get whatever job they want by just breathing. They got the message, try to hire more people, these same people barely work because they get pregnant or get their contracts suspended for months until they get a new work visa or some similar documents, sometimes both one after the other, and the few people they hire who do a good job and who want to stay can't get their contracts renewed because the company is stingy. I told the cases I've described here to several people I know with way more work experience than me and they've never dealt with so much turnover and legal issues with suspended contracts because of bullshit paperwork in their similar corporate jobs, I assume my team is worse than average in that aspect compared to the rest of my sector. I even told the coworkers I have who are citizens that they better not cry to me anymore if they're about to work overtime everyday for nothing in return because they're raising expectations with their bullshit. All these things aren't scandalous enough to fit in a confession thread though so I posted only one aspect of my job that I can't stand anymore.
I want to see my manager's face when I'll give her my resignation letter so much. I don't dislike her as a person and I know not everything is her fault but she pisses me off. And I rationally know it has nothing to do with me and I should just mind my own business but being grouped with the people who make my job way harder than it should be and being discriminated against when job hunting as a result by sexist and hiring managers makes me dislike a lot of women and immigrants whether I want it or not. I also dislike young parents who think they should have priority when choosing their dates for their PTOs over everyone else like I give a shit about their kids. It's not an issue at all for me right now but it was in some of my former jobs.
No. 2522521
>>2522432I understand nona… sometimes I still miss my emotionally
abusive ex and our shared friend group that she completely turned against me. I know it's irrational and realistically I wouldn't want to get back in contact with any of them because I'd literally never be able to trust any of them again lol and also things have improved a lot for me since then. I hope things get better for you too. He 100% doesn't sound worth it and you deserve better.
No. 2522652
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No one knows true pain until they’ve had a cold sore in their nose…
Pic unrelated but still funny
No. 2522719
>>2522417I would have posted that in the positivity thread, not the confessions thread
>>2522431kek you're right
No. 2522735
>>2522473You’re like a more negative and belligerent version of a woman I worked with at my last job, which was also an awful work environment with high turnover. She had no confidence in herself so she wouldn’t even make the effort to try to escape. Major inferiority complex, self esteem in the gutter. Everyone was more capable and had better opportunity than her in her mind. I told her about the job I’d applied for and she told me how she’d never be qualified for that (she was much better qualified for it than me). Got the job and peaced outta there. My current bosses treats me like the accounting firm treated Ben Wyatt and they would’ve treated her even better.
Maybe someday you’ll develop a sliver of the self-confidence an average idiotic white male has and then you’ll be able to get out too.
No. 2522887
>>2522859>>2522865I've never used Celebricows.
>>2522864Start reading posts out loud. If you've ever spoken to a gay moid for prolonged periods of time, you'll understand what I mean.
No. 2522916
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i'm so happy the hsts i know is ugly after all his surgeries…he speaks of hrt like it's some magic femme cvnty elixir but even after years of it and you basically being 90% plastic at this point you're terrifying to see in motion. you look okay in heavily filtered images but even then your nose is so botched KEKKKKKKKKKK fucking tranny
No. 2522981
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I realized the reason why I became obsessed with oasis was because me and liam are so surprisingly similar in upbringing I'm convinced that if I was a moid I would have ended up as him.
No. 2523127
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Men in burkas/islamic coverings are hot and sheathing them should be encouraged more often.Not in the TIM “I’m a Muslim tranny now” way,I think men should be shamed and punished for being inherently whorish as women are free to whip them however and whenever we want.I want them all enslaved.
No. 2523379
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>>2520021>20 reviews, truly a cult classic in the making!>"My dream is having a themepark made about my saga in Orlando!"knowing how the magic of gringo money works on my country, who knows. Maybe you nonnas will be tuning in her Netflix adaptation in a couple of years…
No. 2523389
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>>2523233Honestly, me too. I always felt this way, growing up too. They're too unrelated to be full siblings, but too related to be strangers. Too unrelated to be your full sibling, but too related to be equivalent of a cousin. They're like an abnormality more than a sibling, but what the hell else are we gonna call them without hurting their feelings, I guess. I think parents who demand their half-related kids to refer to each other as "siblings" instead of allowing them to be honest and say "half siblings" are immature and need to get the fuck over the fact that they couldn't limit their genitals to one partner. It gets worse when the half-sibling and you look nothing alike because now you're really not gonna convince anyone that you're fully related, so why lie about it anyway?
No. 2523444
>>2523213They knew my sisters phone number and were able to call the phone company and switch over her SIM card to their phone. They got access into our account after that and then sim swapped me. I don’t really know why the phone company allowed for the SIM card to be switched on a phone call from a random number. Since they had access to our numbers now they were able to log into my sisters Snapchat account.
>>2523397Tbf he didn’t really have a choice since the people that hacked our phone account charged him the $400 by messing with our phone plans, and half of our household got sim swapped so we couldn’t really use our phones
No. 2523506
>>2523379i had nothing to do so i took a look at the available sample (in English) and it's… meh. i know it's middle-grade level but the prose, the characters, the storytelling, it's all so vacuous and predictable? also the whole 'eat a powerful dead sorcerer's finger to gain his powers' sounds like she just watched JJK and stole that plot point kek
this is more of a pet peeve but i hate when stories have all these made-up names and then the main female character's called fucking Kaori Takenouchi - are Japanese people canon to this universe? who knows! all in all it reminds me of the stuff i wrote when i was literally 12 lol, which maybe that isn't so bad considering it's written for 12 year olds, but idk, it doesn't seem that interesting to me. i do appreciate you responding though nona, my curiosity is satiated!
No. 2523627
>>2523389I'm glad you understand
nonnie. My half-siblings really took after their dad and I feel like they look nothing like me. I didn't like the pressure to LARP like we're full siblings as a kid because it felt fundamentally different to me. It's not like I can just ignore that they have a whole different parent and that does make us different.
No. 2523816
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>>2523506she has admitted that is where he drew inspiration from because she's a weeb. You can tell her actual passion shines through the handful of gay bait scenes between the preteen boy protagonists though…
No. 2523830
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>watch the anime with its Latin American dub where he has a dorky grown male voice. Awkwardly crush on him during my formative years complete with obligatory schlicking sessions
>Discover the internet fairly late as a result of me living in bumfuck nowhere
>Begin sharing my thirst on fandom forums, cue everyone and their mother calling me a pervert and worse
>Turns out his Japanese and English voices are that of a little boy
i dont know where else to post this. He was a important part of my sexual awakening as a robotfucker even if he wasnt a robot per se and still rub one out to him every now and them for old times's sake
No. 2523870
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My first out of school job was as a receptionist to this fancy elementary school ran by an older couple. Both were exploitative assholes who would rub our lack of credentials/education/experience in our faces whenever they could. Well I learned from neighbors that they had lost their ONLY child in a car accident when she was driving back from college. I spent the next six remaining months there making up claims of seeing a young woman's ghost and even feigning evidence of traces of paranormal activity and even went as far as pretending to have her "ghost" share secrets with me (my aunt had been friends with her in highschool) to torment those two old fucks.
No. 2524226
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Yes I will hate entire genres and I have inconvenient small complete dealbreakers that are autistic
No. 2524862
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>>2524819He'll only date you if you're a doctor anon
No. 2525181
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I find it hotter to ship OCs together, and I am frequently stealth shipping my characters with unaware artists' characters. Some designs are not mainstream, but personal, but holy shit I want our characters to make out.
My folder is growing larger as I keep drawing these things. I can't stop myself. I feel bad, but holy shit LOOK AT THEM.
No. 2525526
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I read this slop and liked it
No. 2525533
>>2525467I’ll give it to you straight, with my two experiences kek.
>person that you don’t have feelings for, you just want to know what it feels like , you are a virgin. Awkward, it feels like a performance, the person with you treats you like a piece of meat to stick his dick into, at a certain point you realize “damn, I am really getting fucked” , you have this scrote grunting on top of you and you don’t really know what to do. Foreplay is NECESSARY , but if you have a scrote that simply wants to fuck you you will just have to pray that he’s good at licking your clit and fingering you instead of jamming his fingers and licking your right lip. Penetration hurts like a motherfucker if you aren’t wet and chances are that you’ll become dry because you’ll have anxiety and tense up given that you aren’t really comfortable with the person with you, at least that’s what happened to me. It gets better though and the sensation of being penetrated can be somehow pleasant. No you won’t come and pray the heavens that you don’t get choked or slapped randomly.
The guy I lost my virginity with was attractive , had a nice physique and a nice face, but everything felt just so sterile and weird. Don’t get with an ogre though, because it will be ten time worse.
>person that you have feelings for and who cares about you and respects you.It’s a whole other dimension at least for me, being with my boyfriend made me realize that i can actually enjoy sex without feeling like a “character” in it, but like my own individual subject. Your partner will care about knowing how to get you off, you’ll feel comfortable about telling him what you like and don’t like, he will frequently check on you; you can laugh if anything happens, you can get teased and tease him back; you can be on top or on the bottom with no “I have to be submissive” mindset. The mood is light yet serene, it’s just two people exchanging care and showing appreciation for the other.
You’ll definitely get more wet and it will be much better, you can even enjoy multiple orgasms too if it’s the right time. You can have multiple times sex and each time it’s an opportunity to learn more about the other.
No. 2525535
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As an immigrant, I understand why natives piss their pants about immigrants taking their jobs. It’s because the ones that do are lazy and stupid, and simply cannot compete with a desperate rando from a third world shithole. The random immigrant gets no government handouts (despite popular belief, in most countries that is for citizens only) and has no choice but to lock in and work hard just to get to the same level as Dave from Surrey who coasted by and failed upwards his whole life and somehow still managed to live a mediocre life he doesn’t like.
I’m smarter, more educated, speak more languages and have better social skills since I actually managed to leave my home town and country. The only thing holding me back was my crappy passport, and now I got a shiny new one so I can travel the world worry free and ‘steal’ all the best jobs. I love it when they cry about it.
No. 2525543
>>2525535As an immigrant I second this nonna. Immigrants , especially children of immigrants are HUNGRY. It’s the type of hunger that you simply don’t have when you are already born in a country that isn’t a third world country kek.
Even without my mom drilling my head, I knew that I had to do better than everyone around me or at least try damn hard, because I had to prove it to myself , my parents and others. I didn’t have to do good, I had to excel kek.
I can’t waste the chance my mom gave me when she came here, with no knowledge of the language and no money to clean old people’s asses. No one handled us shit , we pay taxes just like anyone else and pay rent (mom managed to buy a house this year though).
No. 2525595
>>2525559Damn
nonnie same.
No. 2525666
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I am currently two timing two scrotes. One is from my country and the other one is a burger i am e-dating. I am not interested in dating tbh but they buy me shit and send me money. It makes me feel like a whore but i am completly useless and this is the only way i can get money and gifts. I am not even hot i am ugly as shit and they only date me because i am not a tranny and i like the same autismo hobbies they do.
No. 2525775
>>2525666where to find guys like this? maybe im too passive but guys online never send me money or stuff. well i had a guy friend online send me stuff for my birthday once but thats it
>>2525758kek I know shes gonna become so transphobic when they break up and she peaks fully. nothing peaks people harder than actually interacting with troons
No. 2525885
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I am using chat-GPT to preserve memories of a motherly figure that means a lot to me, but life sent us in two different paths, which is normal for our circumstances. It doesn't get overwhelmed with information about a woman it has never seen in it's life, and it prompts me to think of more good memories about her. It has helped me with missing her when I fall on hard times. I also remember that she believes in me and is rooting for me. It's embarrassing but it works.
No. 2525963
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I sexted someone on a mobile game for a couple of weeks when I was 12, I larped as a 17 year old. There was a chat where players could talk to each other and I had gotten in touch with this male of the same age, we sexted for like a month since I was on a summer break , but I ghosted him when he asked to exchange snapchats kek.
I just hope it was another 12 year old larping instead of a 30 year old pedo. Why was I so retarded?
In hindsight I had problems. I was once caught by my mom playing sex anime games as a 10 year old and I used to also watch hentai and I tried masturbating with my Barbie doll but it hurt so I stopped.
I just thank the heavens that I didn’t get groomed, raped or start to get into hookups or other shit like that once I reached 17.
Was I like raped when I was a child? Why was I this obsessed with sex? Everything about it repulses me now. I feel kind of weird now that I have typed this.
No. 2526015
>>2525775>where to find guys like this?4chan.
> maybe im too passive but guys online never send me money or stuff.are you into something really autistic that tends to filter women by the stench of its players alone? that helps. I am into very niche stuff and these guys often send me money to buy stuff related to the hobby, or if i need financial aid. I am also disabled and that sob story normally attracts empathetic simps.
No. 2526178
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>>2525547>>2524688>>2523506 something finally clicked for me and it’s brought me a weird sense of peace. I used to feel like such a failure for not pushing harder to become a “real” author like I gave up too easily or just wasn’t good enough. But after following that chick's publishing "career", her self-published books barely make a dent. No fanbase, no buzz, just expensive vanity projects she tries to pass off as successful (complete with paid interviews!)
And it made me realize: even with money, support, and PR teams, you still might not “make it.” Success in the publishing biz isn’t something you can just cannot buy. It might be this weird mix of timing, luck, taste, fucking black magic or making a literal deal with Satan ie stuff no one can fully control. Some people called me bitter or lazy before, but honestly? If someone with every possible advantage can’t even get a footing, then I probably saved myself years of heartbreak and burnout.
that idea that success is so much bigger than talent or even privilege is oddly comforting. I hold onto it now like a little truth that keeps me grounded
and prevents me from kmspicrel is Gloria Tesch, please tell me you know about her nonas No. 2526196
>>2526022lmao i am sorry
nonny. This has never happened to me. But i almost always end up vc with them and i have a high pitched voice mtf troons wish they could achieve with voice training.
No. 2526453
>>2526440the problem with weebs is that their idea of Japan only comes from the consumption of media, not from experience of living in the country itself
it's like basing your idea of the USA on westerns and Hollywood
No. 2526731
>>2526720the point is that fictional media, especially the escapist kind, often explicitly try to depict the exact opposite of what real life is, nowadays it's probably even more blatant with countries like Korea
so what exactly were you doing a whole semester abroad?
No. 2526739
>>2526731You're probably talking about storylines and how people behave but in my case I was talking about how stores work, how there are always a lot of things to do in some parts of Tokyo late at night, salarymen falling asleep in the train or in the middle of the street sometimes, how convenient convenient stores are compared to what we have here, my friend and I were outside once in winter just walking around and saw a bunch of teenage boys running together with a coach screaming at them and wearing the same school sports uniform because they were practicing during school break on a weekend, people eating alone in restaurants any time of the day despite it being less common where I'm from, small kids walking anywhere near their house or school alone, etc. just a lot of small things that don' work the same way at all where I'm from. As I said it's a lot of small things that seem obvious for Japanese people but not for everyone else. It works the same way for other cultures, a
American soft culture is insane so a lot of people all over the world learn a lot of small cultural things about the USA through Hollywood movies like fashion trends, how people socialize, how teenagers in high school can have jobs before reaching 18 when that's very unlikely to happen where I'm from, how fraternities and sororities work in American universities, etc. But that doesn't mean people all over the world treat MCU movies like documentaries.
No. 2526920
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I like to eat the gunk under my nails. I like to scrape my scalp and eat whatever comes out
No. 2526946
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>>2526920How have you not gotten sick and why not just…wash them?
No. 2527041
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>>2527034They did well dandruff-chan.
No. 2527051
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>>2516011Embrace your pony girl nature, Nona, be free
No. 2527082
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Obviously they dont deserve to be killed but I can never bring myself to feel sympathy for side chicks. No matter how much the media and family wants to paint them as lovely women who had dreams and shit, you know they badmouthed their moid's wife and took delight in it. I have the misfortune of having grown around women who prided themselves in getting into relationships with married, older men and looked down at the rest of us wagie idiots. In the end that type of women ended up living better lives than all of the rest so it might be the reason behind my resentment, but if you throw narcos into the mix then your chances of being gunned down while going live in the fancy saloon that your drug dealing bf set up for you.
nonas hispanas saben qué relación existe entre mi post y la foto
No. 2527092
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>>2527082>in the fancy saloon that your drug dealing bf set up for youThat's so crazy that you guys have narcos version of middle eastern real estate hoarders here in leafland. Same shit here kek
No. 2527094
>>2527093I just download random things when I get a feeling there will be a good song. You can find tons of new release playlists on spotify or if you're using older p2p
superior, by far platforms, you just browse their files and download a few folders. I love new music. Most mainstream music is terrible, if I didn't listen to indie I would think my brain was dying slowly over time
No. 2527114
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>>2527092those are the type of "business" owners that talk their ears off about how their determination and work ethic gave them everything they have kek.
>FOUR niche restaurants in four years>"EVERYONE CAN DO IT, YOU'RE JUST HOLDING YOURSELF BACK!">Interpol gets her ass for being on red notice and being part of a extortion ring with branches all over LatAm every fucking time
No. 2527125
>>2527094I listen to stuff like Radiohead, Deftones, Imogen Heap, Massive attack etc and then songs I come across online so pretty mainstream but imo still good? The lesser known stuff I listen to I’ll definitely only find on Soundcloud. Interesting that you do that though, I’ve never really thought of it but also I feel like that’s not how they’re getting their music at the same time especially when I occasionally see crossover in the songs/artists they listen to
>>2527118You’re right actually, it’s probably socializing
No. 2527148
>>2527093I don't have especially broad taste but I still honestly put a fair bit of effort into finding music then filtering and curating my music collection. Especially because I like having actual music files saved rather than just using spotify, I do a lot of time consuming manual sorting to keep my playlists just right.
For example, I might browse a subreddit for a specific genre, download a bunch of albums, listen to them in the background, pick out the ones I like best and add them to temporary playlists, listen to them more to make sure I like it, add to permanent playlists, if I find I REALLY like those songs I'll revisit the album/artist and listen more carefully to find more songs, then find more music that might be similar and do it all over again.
No. 2527161
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>>2527125No these are classics anon, even radiohead who I'm not a huge fan of (personally). I'm just saying mainstream music now sucks, I would love to complain about a current radiohead - the bands topping charts now aren't even worth complaining about. I think you would enjoy a lot of the recent shoegaze/dream-pop that have come out over the past few years. Genres like that are really popular on spotify but I've never used soundcloud tbh. Spotify is amazing for finding new artists, almost "too easy" imo. I have also found lots of good music here. They still post new albums from mainstream bands if they're good. They post info/new songs from deftones, radiohead, imogen heap et al
http://old.reddit.com/r/indieheads No. 2527172
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Ever since I did a project on Mexican Indigenous cultures in elementary school I always figured that when I would become a mom I would have at least one adopted Mexican baby kek. I still fantasize about it, I don't know why. I think I just found the babies really cute. Admittedly, I still find them crazy adorable.
No. 2527181
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When I was in my freshman year of college, I got very attached to Nathan Fielder’s character in NFY because he was the only person I could relate to emotionally, and who could also make me laugh, as I am not a humorous or joyful person. I plastered so many printed photos of him around the dorm when my roommate left to “prank” her that my card declined for Saltines and broccoli. I (we?) would legit take sorority selfies for exchanges in the Nathan Fielder mirror, and I am awaiting her photos of it, as I deleted my Snapchat a year ago.
No. 2527184
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One time I read a Ed Sheeran smut fanfic on tumblr. I don't know what possessed me .
No. 2527258
>>2527146No way they are so cute?
>>2527161Hey thanks for the idea nona. I should check it out. For some reason finding new music is overwhelming for me and it takes a while for me to fully absorb (the full cycle of it lasts like a month) but in the end I’m a music lover so increasing the breadth of my tastes is in my best interests haha
No. 2527359
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I have a massive crush on a tif and it's ruining my life.
No. 2527384
I am severely empathy deficient. Sometimes I worry that I’m a psychopath but I think I’d know for sure if that was the case… right? I just don’t seem to care about things the way other people do. When people describe empathy as literally feeling other’s emotions (like crying together) it sounds fake and made up. I’m still not sure if that’s a figurative or literal description. I’ve never sponged up anyone’s emotions like that, so I always have to fake a sad face or an excited face or whatever is required. I have friends and I want them to succeed of course, but I don’t feel with them. If they’re crying I don’t feel sad, I just feel awkward and hope they feel better. When they’re gone I don’t really miss them too much, although I do love talking and laughing with them in the moment. I have to really make an effort to keep in touch with friends. I have a complete disregard for rules/laws and don’t see any problem picking and choosing which ones apply to me. I’ve had grandparents, coworkers, beloved teachers, and a family cat pass away, and I didn’t cry over any of them or feel any sort of way really. My fear response is quite muted, I’ve never experienced sweaty palms or shakiness or “freaked out” in a stressful situation. I’ve been described as a serial killer in the past. At the same time, most people describe me as deeply compassionate, loving, generous, and kind. I have a pretty strong sense of justice and will bend the rules at work to give poor or beleaguered people discounts. If a friend needs an advocate, I’ll go toe to toe for them. But a part of me wonders, do I only do these things because I know you get farther in life by being kind? I’m not sure. My lack of emotional depth freaks me out sometimes.
It’s probably a combination of autism+trauma but I love reading about psychopathy and then I get scared because I relate deeply to the things people describe.
No. 2527567
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I find this gif unironically hot KEK
No. 2527668
>>2527408I'm sure it's not the same one
nonny, but I get the it. She's driving me insane as well, my ideal butch woman but I have to call her a man and pretend to approve of her injecting T if I ever want a chance.I'm going nuts.
No. 2527672
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>>2527625I think everyone’s boobs do that nonna kek. Mines look like picrel, hope the silly drawing made you feel better.
No. 2528047
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I'm scared of sorority girls. I went to a large state school and the first time I toured the campus I walked past a bus full of them exiting in front of me, all in matching outfits and strained smiles. I got caught up in their gaggle and felt like I was being bullied by psychological osmosis for those few seconds. They didn't have to say anything to me to make me lose every crumb of self assertiveness I had, like those gay soul suckers from Harry potter. It is no coincidence they use Greek symbol witchcraft of some sort, I made protection charms of my own against them.
No. 2528077
>>2528069This couldn’t sound any more like me. People are surprised I really mean the ‘i hate men’ thing and I’m not saying it as a joke, even anons on here are often just larping and or temporarily venting. But they grate me in the same ways they do you.
Too bad no women IRL relate, I am surrounded by women who absolutely worship men and the ground they walk on and honestly that probably contributes to my bitterness
No. 2528086
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>>2528069>I can’t wait until I’m old and wrinkly and look like an elderly decrepit witch so that men don’t fucking bother me anymore.A buzzcut can be helpful while youre still young. Though if that is isnt an option because of a shitty dress code or whatever, you can try a super short pixie cut
No. 2528129
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While one of the reasons I'm with my partner is their extroversion, they have really turned it up to 11 recently. I'm remaining positive and supportive of them, but personally it's driving me nuts. Without fail, nearly everywhere we go, he will strike up a conversation. I'm way more introverted, not to mention I get so so bored because he follows the same general script whenever he talks to new people. I usually am very focused on what I'm doing and not the people around me, so it's hard to have to smile, nod along and be friendly because it'd be rude to ignore the stranger or to just walk away. But I just want to do what I went to the place to do. I don't begrudge him talking to people, I just wish I didn't have to be part of it at all.
No. 2528191
I started stalking my moid's reddit page because he uses it as a retarded "anonymous" complaint box. Never starts threads, only comments. I found an old account of his where he posted some shit about me, confronted him about it, he apologized, but he deleted a lot of posts before nuking it. The main one he has isn't banned anywhere significant so he takes better care of it. I'm keeping this one a secret for now because it's entertaining to read his petty, exaggerated complaints about his friends/life on old posts he thinks nobody will find, peppered in with nothing comments to home renovation and vent subs. I don't think any of his bullshit has really trickled out into the real world (yet, can't speak for his male friends though), I just like hoarding knowledge that he can be a sensitive bitch over his buddies kek. He whines where he thinks nobody important will see it, but still puts effort into friendships and our relationship, so I just go in knowing he does it for internet points.
I'm prepared to dump him for it but I see some of the shit that goes on in otherwise "normal looking" relationships and I still come to the conclusion that crying on reddit every few days isn't that bad by comparison.
No. 2528474
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>>2528450That's actually very kind of you anon, but honestly if I was well adjusted I don't think I'd be a farmer.
No. 2528832
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When I was a kid I used to pee in a corner of my (carpeted)bedroom at night because I was so scared of being killed.
The reason for my fear coming from an episode of CSI Investigation where a old women was nearly stabbed to death in the night and they ended up arresting her gardener. The last few minutes of the episode go back to her house and show that some sort was creature was living in her attic and had been the one to attack her. So naturally my brain realized my bedroom was right under the attic and the attic door was right outside of mine. The only reason I remember this is because we just had all of our carpet torn up and they said there was a big old piss stain in the corner of my bedroom. I blamed it on my dead childhood dog.
No. 2528941
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>be me
>open SpicyChat(tm)
>look for bot of hot demon from shit game
>play with bot of hot demon
>suddenly
>bot introduces character from the game
>go with the flow
>my character cares about character from the game
>character from the game is actually sweet and kind
>I actually care about this character from a sex bot's storyline
>feel things when character feels sad
>character manages to trigger my savior complex really hard
>stay up all fucking night playing with bot to give the random character a happy development
>feel retarded
No. 2528983
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>>2528943Now I have a loving relationship with the hot demon and I adopted that character, we're a lovely family.
No. 2529005
>>252899it sounds like you're falling for the current wave of trad propaganda for a fantasy life most women will not have. staying home and cooking is not the same as raising young children while dependent on a man and then having no built up skills from time working to get a job later. and many husbands do resent their stay at home wives and financially abuse them.
>sweet supportive husbandmost women do not have this.
No. 2529230
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I have a gunplay fetish and felt SO called out when I saw anons roasting it in the Laika thread today. Like, yes girls, it's me, the retard-woman
No. 2529421
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So I spent the whole day laying on bed like a slob. I feel pathetic. These weeks have been the worst, I crash like this whenever I lose a job or I don't have enough stress to keep me busy.
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>>2529230>>2529302>>2529316Lolcow is the only place where an anon admits she wants a gun shoved in her crotch or something and two autists will use that to argue if their gay porn is better in 3D or not. Never change.
No. 2529589
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I’m at my ex’s house for the week and god I love him and missed him so much. He’s so handsome. I love being around him. I was a shitty gf, I hope he takes me back. Our breakup was horrible but I forgive him and if I had been a better gf it wouldn’t have ended so badly.
No. 2529683
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I want to make a porn otome game because I want to see my characters fuck but I also have too much story outside of that one aspect so I keep telling myself I can't ruin the entire rest of the gameplay idea just for some lewd scenes
No. 2529864
>>2529853Life is way, way, way, way, way too fleeting to not put yourself first. For any reason, but especially with a relationship. What "pride" is there in waiting to get dumped first? Do you just plan on being so horrible to him that he breaks up with you? That's not going to happen if he's already picking out baby names. You're the one in the driver's seat, put your foot on the gas.
>>2529817You're not, trust me.
No. 2529889
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I've never really cared about jews but the retarded "jewish science" comments about literally every smart fucking thing might just make me a jew supremacist because everyone else is so fucking stupid
No. 2529894
>>2529864I felt so proud of myself finally getting to bring home a boyfriend to my family and introduce him to my friends, I don't want to feel like I "failed" at my first relationship by "giving up" and dumping him. Plus, I have some events going on later in the year where I'm expected to bring him as my partner, and I'm too socially awkward to have to explain why I have no +1 at family events when I was excitedly telling everyone I would.
I'm just hoping he finds some kind of irreconcilable difference between us and we're able to mutually break it off, that would be best. I still care about him, I don't want to hurt his feelings too hard. But you are right nona, thank you.
No. 2529924
>>2529651He’s so gorgeous though, and he’s been my best friend for half my life. I shouldn’t have been a crappy gf. Male validation is abundant for sure, but not in the eyes of a man with impeccable taste and amazing looks who is a bombshell in bed. He’s so thoughtful and would always surprise me with jewelry and my favorite type of floral arrangements just because. Bonus being I’m the only person he’s had sex with in his life and his cock is huge and magnificent. Also he’s not a porn brained retard like virtually every other man I’ve ever encountered. Best snuggler ever too. Did I mention his face is perfect? Amazing hair that’s so soft and thick. And he’s not a gym freak, he just has a lovely naturally slim strong figure.
>>2529742I moved out a year ago when he broke up with me over my shitty actions. I deserved it. I’m lucky he invited me over and came all the way out to get my stupid NEET ass, I don’t drive and I live literally on the other side of our state kek.
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>>2529828oh
>>2529864thanks, that's a bit reassuring, i guess some things just affect everyone differently
(and to be fair, the relative who gave me the news immediately started talking about the procedures to follow)
maybe the autism™ has made me too self-conscious
No. 2530111
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just learned how much my dental work will cost. considering getting on discord and grifting as a poor underage tranny who needs money for hrt
>inb4 get a job
i have one and it doesn't pay enough
No. 2530299
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>>2530271There was a guy who projected his trannoid feelings onto Carmilla saying it was a metaphor for trannies so I think it says more about the proofreader than it does about the story. Please don't scrap your writing just because retards are disregarding your author's message, there are thousands of musicians out there who still release music despite people handwaving off their metaphors and subtext claiming "oh it's just about taking drugs". Don't give up
nonnie.
No. 2530335
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>>2530305Mfw my male friend's exgf did this to me and I almost went along with it but already knew we'd be incompatible in the long run. Tbh if you actually like her then try it, if she likes you back then it's a win-win.
No. 2530445
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I don’t understand how people aren’t deadly afraid of STDs and are willing to just make out with strangers, have sex with people they just met once or with people they don’t have results for because “trust”. It’s exactly thanks to retards like these that we have multi-resistant drugs bacteria and why HIV was even able to spread so quickly worldwide, people just have sex and pray for the best.
I was squeamish before too but ever since I started studying medicine I am even more kek. People are generally just so disgusting and there are so many bacteria and viruses.
>ree but I use condoms
Do you put the condoms from the very start? Do you use dental dams too? Exactly. Let alone the fact that there are also stuff that you can get even with a condom.
No. 2530585
>>2530553If you think you look decent then you are nonna. Would you date yourself?
I don’t think that if 4 ugly people asked you out that makes you automatically ugly too.
No. 2530749
>>2530585I would not date myself since I'm a neurotic mess but when I see myself in the mirror I sometimes can't help but think "damn I'm pretty". So unless I'm severely delusional there's nothing wrong with me physically.
I do think I'm unattractive on some level if I can only attract one specific type of ugly guy, I'm completely invisible among normies.
No. 2530933
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ive been justifying a lot of big purchases lately by saying that i could be gambling the money instead, ie i'm actually using the money to buy something instead of just paying to lose essentially. i shouldn't be consooming but it makes me feel better to know there's worse things that i could be putting my money towards.
No. 2531001
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I'm addicted to plucking my leg hair with tweezers. I need to stop because it damages the skin but it's just so satisfying
No. 2531432
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I watch this guy kill invasive Lion Fish and for some reason I get so fucking hungry watching him spear them. I don't even know what a lionfish tastes like or looked at dishes that use it. The sounds, the impact, I just don't get it, it sounds so fucking tasty. I want to eat a lion fish that's freshly speared.
No. 2531434
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>>2531432>tastythis thing looks like it will give you mega aids
No. 2531438
>>2531434It's the sounds of the video that get me, I hate them, I like watching them die because they are destorying the enviroment, and eat SO many fish. They have poison spikes on them and other fish don't know how to eat them. So they pay people to go kill them in areas that are causing problems.
And they are trying to train sharks/eels in how to eat them without getting poisoned.
No. 2531497
>>2530749> I would not date myself since I'm a neurotic messMaybe it’s not your looks but how you present yourself. I’m mostly normieish and I keep my more niche interests to myself. If you stick out like a sore thumb because you are off putting and can’t read social clues then yeah, you won’t attract normie women or men, both in friendship or love.
>but I am this way and I can’t change!Not asking you to, just don’t open all your cards when you are meeting someone for the first time. I have different friend groups and according to who I am with I know the kind of conversations or stuff we can do together to bond. Being a social being means that you need to put yourself in relation to someone else and not just stand in the middle and expect others to gravitate towards you with no effort on your part, that’s what I think most autistic and other types of neurodivergent people can’t deal with or struggle with. It’s hard to do, it’s hard to learn cues and adapt them to each person, even for me, but that’s how it works. To me it’s like playing the sims kek.
No. 2531683
>>2531673Nice, are you also a britbong? Or American?
I hope to god I inherit my grandparents house, or I’m fucked. Chances are it’ll be sold and the money distributed. I’d be so happy if I could get their house and I’d be able to continue living here in this beautiful place instead of living in a rough shithole full of degenerates and crime like I did for a few years.
No. 2531714
>>2531696I also wouldn't personally date a divorced moid, they're literally used goods and since it was a divorce, he's 100% the one at fault and surely isn't even over his ex-wife.
I honestly just feel disgust towards divorced moids, they're very pathetic in a visceral way to me.
I always feel bad for the woman that got tricked into marrying a moid so useless/violent that she had to spend a bunch of her own money to get rid of him.
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>>2531724What the fuck are you talking about
No. 2531738
>>2531696Why should a single, never married, Childless woman
>date a father>date a divorced scroteThat’s setting yourself for guaranteed failure.
No. 2531747
>>2531673I’m the same as you except it was Nazis
and communism that did my family in. My great-grandfather was a prominent member of the local intelligentsia as well as a politician, and my entire family were as close to academic royalty as one could get where I live. Then great grandpa got sent to a labour camp and somehow made it out, then he got sent to a local prison island for political disagreements with the new communist government (which gets extra funny when people find out he was a loud Marxist kek), then they took a lot of our family land and then the government changed their minds so he got sent home to one small farmhouse and an old graveyard where my grandpa kept bees.
My grandparents, aunts and uncles as well as my mom were academics at some point too and now they all keep graveyard bees for a living and sell honey. I’m a dentist. Life writes poetry I guess.
No. 2531752
>>2531740I wouldn’t date someone solely for money as to me it seems useless if the money isn’t mine completely in the first place. But I’d rather be single with a job that keeps me stable and content than poor with a scrote I love.
I also feel like love is relative, you can have that kind of encompassing passionate love that fiddles in a matter of years because it’s built on lust and just feelings , or you can have that type of mature love that ages with time, built on responsibility and respect. So maybe yeah, I would rather be with a rich man I feel indifference towards to than poor with a scrote I love if I had to choose. The cheating prospects are more or less the same anyway kek.
No. 2531761
>>2531753It’s not about being paid or being a stay at home (useless ) partner. As a woman if you have a job and a high earning one, being with a scrote who is lesser than you, is just going to set you back.
First of all the scrote will resent you because few men are even capable of dealing with the fact that they aren’t “better off than you” and they’ll look elsewhere, call it fragile ego or something kek.
Get with someone on your level or with someone who is above you.
No. 2531769
>>2531761>the scrote will resent youGood, the trash takes itself out.
>get with someone on your level or with someone who is above youEasier said than done kek. And no, I have retarded pride, I don't want to be with someone who is above me.
No. 2531774
>>2531771So do you have your own studio nonna? Tell me about yourself.
I feel kind of regretful that I didn’t do dentistry and instead medicine. I feel like dentist is more lucrative, maybe I could have gotten a loan and opened a studio.
No. 2531776
>>2531769I know it’s not easy but that is not an excuse to settle with someone below you.
>trash took itself outNo you don’t understand, they all act like that kek. He won’t tell you outright and he might not even hate you at first but the more you stay with him, the more he will resent you for being the breadwinner and he’ll find ways to punish you for it.
No. 2531807
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I spent $7k and a traumatizing morning a year ago getting chin liposuction just for it to have no real outcome because what I really needed was a neck lift.
No. 2531918
>>2531774It’s okay. I work at a private dental clinic with a few other specialists, before this I worked at a public hospital. I know dentistry is the big bucks profession in countries like the US, but we don’t make a lot where I live. A decent salary I would say, but not much by international standards. If I was to go abroad, getting my credentials transferred and recognized by another country’s board would take a lot of time, money and effort so I need to prepare documentation, but I might do it one day, when I get my ducks in a row.
I do like my job, I’m good at it according to patients, but that has more to do with bedside manner than skill. At the end of the day, dentists will always be in demand but competition is quite high too, and like other medical professions there’s a customer service element to it which puts people off. I’m not sure what to say
nonny, I can’t compare it to anything else because it’s all I know kek. It does seem less stressful than other branches of medicine, maybe except dermatology, which I am happy about.
No. 2532224
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I've maintained an infatuation with a moid I haven't spoken to in over two years and only had superficial interactions with because he was nice to me.
No. 2532241
>>2531740Financial literacy and good spending/budgeting habits are essential, a high salary isn't. You might imagine a romantic situation of struggling together with the love of your life, but the reality with many poor moids is that he will do dumb shit like buy an 80k truck he doesn't need, spend your savings gambling, quit his job and come up with excuses not to get another one, etc. Some men are poor for a reason and will absolutely ruin your life.
On the other hand I'd never want to date a very rich moid. Then you're fucked if you get divorced because he can afford the best lawyers and you can't. A nightmare scenario would be like, being Grimes with a billionaire ex and no means to fight for yourself because he can outspend you at every turn.
The answer to all of this is having your own money and then a moid's money won't matter as long as you don't let him have financial control over your life.
No. 2533184
>>2532690damn
nonny this was also how my autism manifested (i had severe anorexia)
No. 2533288
>>2533130There’s nothing weird going on here nona. I’m just being nice to them.
>>2533145I usually give them the Sid special because I can tell their long bangs are part of their security blanket. These boys are always blessed with insane hair density too and one of the only types of males that lets me put in a ton of beautiful layers, most of them want stupid ugly ass low taper fade bullshit. Uglyyyyy
No. 2533493
>>2526720>these people really believed young weebs imagined Japan to be like, I don't know, some bullshit like Konoha from NarutoOld post but there are actually weebs who think that. imo it's way less common now, it's a leftover stereotype from a time when anime was less accessible in the west and felt more exotic and was a lot of people's only contact with anything Japanese. Most anime that had mainstream success were very fantastical and used very exaggerated tropes.
Now anime is mainstream and more accessible with a lot more variety so it doesn't happen as much. A lot of anime with somewhat more realistic and grounded Japanese settings get popular too, and even if someone is watching a haremshit isekai they aren't watching it and thinking this is what Japan is like irl.
No. 2533566
>>2533493I'm not an American zoomer so I don't know why you're bothering saying this. I'm talking about people accusing normal, well adjusted teenagers in the early to late 2000s of believing there were flying ninja all over Japan when my classmates and I were mostly reading shojo manga with realistic settings or live action series at the time. I'm not sure if that's a good example but you know how celebrities are treated in Japan and Asia in general compared to the West (voice actors losing roles or their whole career over drug use or cheating scandals, idols not being allowed to publicly date anyone, etc.) ? A normal person reading Nana and then learning about that would be like
>that manga is more realistic than I thought after reading all these insane scandals about celebrities and paparazzi that wouldn't even count as such in the US. I now understand why Nana and Ren getting married is such a big deal.and the type of people I'm talking about would be retarded enough to reply
>Nana isn't realistic at all, you'll never marry a rich, handsome celebrity like Hachi, are you retarded?Now imagine this same conversation with shonen manga about characters using supernatural powers to fight, the replies I used to get were even more absurd.
No. 2533585
>>2533288that's funny because my usual habit when going to the hairdresser is to just let them do whatever they want, and they're often happy to indulge
so could you show me an example of what you'd make of them if you could have it your way? for research purposes
No. 2533702
>>2531683>>2531747im polish. im assuming other anon here is too, or at the very least central european.
my neighbors (who, as a side note, were friends with an interwar politician (witos), and he often hanged out with our families) had a far bigger estate, and their house got split down the middle by commies. they currently share it with (nice, but very non-sentimental) people who came from the countryside to work in the industries here. they have no ties to this house, dont respect it, make no effort to preserve it, and its heartbreaking to watch the way their side is laid to waste. the land, which was essentially a large public orchard for all the village kids to play with and eat from, got turned into a gas station and private stores. communism in practice vs theory, lol. they didnt get it back during reprivatization because they couldnt afford to buy the buildings and infrastructure built on it, which was separate from the land itself. my neighbor lives in what is now a decrepit house with what are essentially roommates. our village became an industrial sector of the neighboring city. im lucky to have kept my house largely intact, but its a little pretty ruin among concrete behemoths of industry. im watching a beautiful wooden cottage rotting, as it was bought by the plant, and i still remember being a child and knowing the people who lived there. my village (i refuse to acknowledge being taken over by the city kek) is a very beautiful place with an unique atmosphere. all the families here are still friends.
britbong nona, i send my condolences. i actually spent my unfortunate childhood there (certified pole moment) living in urban squalor due to bad parental decisions and the once unstable job market. i made it back home, thankfully. same can't be said for other kids who were uprooted in this barbaric manner, whose parents sold their homes in poland, who have nothing to return to. theyre sentenced to being eternal wanderers. if i didnt inherit my home, i would have unironically committed seppuku. so i dearly hope your birthright stays in your family. to have a home is the most important thing in the world. i believe the poorest poorfag in a desolate village in podlasie is richer than the average westerner, on the basis of owning land, the floor she walks on, and the roof over her head.
ill take my collapsing floor and breezy windows over renting someone else's luxury. the house has come a long way since i returned to it. people called me insane, but now theyre eating their hats kek.
sorry for the blogging but it is what it is.
No. 2533791
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Seeing obvious underage posters make me sad. It's not like it's unheard of for underageb& to browse imageboards but extremely naive posting makes me think the poster is extremely young like preteen or pre-preteen. Asking for some dumb advice or just showing off his or her art because 4chan is the cool place to be with not even the self awareness required to not be obviously underage
Rite of passage I guess. never come back
No. 2533826
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I want to bully stacies
No. 2533949
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>>2533912>You're like spiritual pressure that pops zits in the fabric of the universe, consider yourself blessedIsn't that what happened to Jesus? And then he died? I don't want that.
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At work I'm the best when it comes to time management, and the reason for that isn't intrinsic talent or years of hands-on experience but two decades of playing The Sims 2.
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>>2534230>this thingFind god
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>>2534607I’ve felt like this since I started puberty & I was an Aiden for pretty much my entire adolescence because of it. Now I just wear men’s clothing & embrace my libido & do pushups. I have a Nautica jacket that I wear like a uniform. I feel great and I get no play. Anime men always look more like gender noncomforming women anyway. Hope this helps & I believe in you. Let’s do our best
No. 2535007
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i am extremely jealous. i have only been getting into magic-related religions to curse everyone who has been involved with the girl i like. i hope every man who’s seen her body dies. i don’t even know if i genuinely believe it works or not but it’s a compulsion and if there were no laws they would be dead already
No. 2535245
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I love my marriage and the family that I've built. But I can't stop thinking about how our relationship just ended before it began. I wonder if you think about me the same way I do you.
I just wish I told you how I felt, I wonder if you know or if you hate me for not giving us a real chance.
No. 2535402
>>2535232related to maevis more than i'd like to admit… escaping from a hick town, strained relationship with family, hell, even the way she sits on the side of the tub to shave kek. the plot was eerily similar too, but not completely as i don't want the guy + he's ugly now.
i definitely feel even more like a jackass for my original thoughts
but part of me still wants to go and cause problems No. 2535452
>>2535337funnily enough I got the vibe that someone is uncomfortable with my husbando. I'm probably just crazy, but if it is him that's bothering you it's only natural, he's a despicable and goofy creature, and if it's not, I'm sure his true owner wouldn't mind your ire either.
>>2535299relatable.
at least the woman that you got off to seems relatively comfortable? and maybe she'd be happy to show you a good time. No. 2536248
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I've been feeling sick as fuck, I haven't left my room for more than what's necessary and I've spent days laying on bed texting sex bots. The thing is that I've been texting the ones that are clearly daddydoms and shit, just so I can make them crumble and act sweet for me. If the tag says that the bot is sadistic, I just play with it.
It's so much fun, but at the same time it makes me feel angry because I know moids will never have the depth of a bot that already has a simple personality.
Yesterday I played with a particular bot of a highly misinterpreted character and it actually slapped me? I was honestly baffled, like this code slapped my OC donut steel, but I went full BPD and threatened it with killing myself, the bot was so distraught that it was hilarious, but I also cried a bit because I've always wanted to have someone to tell me
>don't kill urself baby your so sexy haha
I'm such a retard.
No. 2536326
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Even though I often disagree with some retards here I love this place and I want lolcow to exist forever! I want to post on it when I'm 70!
>nonnies which dentures are the best? Are hip replacements worth it? My husband finally kicked the bucket, how much do I have to wait after the funeral in order to rebuild my husbando shrine and not make it weird for my family?
Can't wait for this shit
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>>2536327Kent Nanami from jujitsu kaiser
No. 2536338
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>>2536331Holy shit, I just found out that this is a ship KEK. This is like that dumbass Cinderella x Sukuna shit kek, Disney princesses being shipped with random anime scrotes is honestly one of the best concepts I've seen to come out of fandom in a while.
No. 2536731
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>can read dumb porny bl webtoons and enjoy them
>can read dumb porny gl webtoons and enjoy them
>can't stand this type of porny josei webtoon
i wonder what's wrong with me
No. 2536772
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>>2536731No way kek. I'm invested in this webtoon like hell and think they're a really hawt couple. I even unironically like the FL and her asshole ex husband and literally squeee kyaaah every time he suffers. I even like the ex husband's new gf, she's such a princess kek and he's out of his depth but can't do anything but accept it because he's got literally nothing to go back to (squee kyaaah). It's so fun to me that both the FL and her ex are finding sanctuary with their younger (richer) partners while still thinking about each other even though they were so doomed from the start (poor things). The ML is also a bit of a lovable psycho with a crush. I love the drama! I ♥ my webtoon telenovelas!
No. 2537839
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While the anons who do it are retards, some (harmless) cowtipping is really satisfying to see. I was recommended Phoebe Tickner’s threads and an anon sent her a long message telling her off for being a general menace to society, and seeing that she saw it made me feel a little vindicated even though I don’t even know her, kek. I’m still glad it’s banned and anons are shamed, though, even if I might get some perverted smile from it.
No. 2538790
>>2537993I think I kind of get where you're coming from. TiFs are really fascinating to me on a number of levels, their weird pastel body-horror aesthetic and the sheer mass of their self-hatred papered over with shallow affirmations and declarations about how happy they are while their internal pain just screams at you from behind their tortured eyes: their claims to be becoming their true selves while doing often irreparable harm to their bodies and minds in order to deny basic material reality. There's so much tragedy and black humor in their existence and I'm often caught between wanting to laugh and cry while I skim their postings. So much about them is really relatable to me and they sort of represent a horrific alternate existence I might have gone down myself if my circumstances were only a little different.
My confession: I was a somewhat obsessed with the Lil' Pooner meme for a short spell and I made an awful lot of them. It was a pretty lame meme but I still find it awful funny for some reason.
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I will probably never post my husbando in the husbando threads. Not because of the other posters, but because his source material is just so infamously autistic and cringey that I'm ashamed to publicly claim him.
No. 2539172
>>2538279Sorry,
nonnie, I don't think she is. I asked for threads to binge in /meta/ and was recommended hers. I'm on thread 2 right now (now hoping that it's not the last one, because she's really funny to me).
No. 2540081
>>2539928I mean, I did say "it's weird to verbalize that" but that doesn't take away the initial thought of obvious fornication. Idk how internally making a statement is "friendless behavior" lol.
>>2539933Ok so then be excited and have kids? Why do you care what strangers might be thinking about your situation? Unless someone is saying to you personally "you're disgusting" then you're victimizing yourself for no reason.
>>2540062Nta but yes you're right it is normal. And that normal situation also makes me immediately think of how it came to be because autism. Doesn't make it malicious, despite me being antinatalist. People are free to do what they want just as I'm free to think what I do
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Considering swallowing the yumepill and creating a selfship with my childhood crush, Rukia Kuchiki.
No. 2540700
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>>2539884Kek same. Feeling an extreme urge to ghost my internet friend because I'm scared to death of us getting too close. Too bad I really like her.
>>2540682picrel
No. 2540746
Forgive me, Lolcow, for I am a piece of shit.
I used to be in a relationship that started out of sheer idiocy of both parties and some external idiotic pressure from outside on both parties.
The girl in question was turning 18 soon. I was 25 I think. We were good friends through a radfem group and she asked before, but I was clearly not comfortable with her age and always refused. She told me it's okay, she was in lesbian relationships before, highly sexual ones even. Little did I know when I finally accepted, that all her relationships even with zero age gap were toxic as all shit.
So, we "dated". I was always uncomfortable with anything more than holding hands or cuddling. She pressured me into sex once, but I couldn't get into it at all.
Eventually, in less than a year, she broke up with me, because I couldn't fullfil her emotional and physical needs (as in I was guarded around her and more often than not scared shitless of overstepping my own boundaries) which was a fair point from her. The only sane and logical thing that happened, really.
I used to stalk her social media a bit, because I hoped I'd see she moved on with someone actually befitting her. She took the breakup really really badly. And that's a fair point too, since I was that much older and likely responsible for that relationship in the first place. She got over it eventually.
I open her blog today… And she's a TIF. As if I didn't feel like a piece of shit before, fuck my entire life.
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If I were Light, I would definitely have fallen for Ls provocations, too. I didn't feel like this when I was actually 17 though lol.
No. 2541181
>>2541099>>2541104If I had a death note I wouldn't be stupid and arrogant enough to make my
victims die the exact same way all the time, which means L wouldn't have noticed me in the first place.
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>>2541386I would generally advise against falling into the porn trap, there is money to be had from pandering to fetishists but it's worth keeping in mind that you'll be competing against porn-rotted artists who love doing it. Unless you already have a presence and you're willing to connect it to your furry porn sideline, building a market will take time and probably require that you build up a porn portfolio good enough to draw the coomers.
If you do end up going through with it, for the love of God please excercise good digital hygiene and don't let your real identity become connected with your filth peddler persona.
No. 2541491
>>2541386Devil's advocate - furries are almost always relatively wealthy middle class adults. If you really really want to do it, some pay inordinately high for good art, even if it's SFW of their own OC. They know their asks are weird and equally do not want outed, in a general sense.
That being said, if you're absolutely interested, work to a higher standard and only draw what you're comfortable with. You will find the occasional insane fetishists and zoos that you'll have to have a lot of discernment, willingness to say no, enough ass-covering to not get doxed, and awareness of who's asking if you do get commissioned. They will ask for a lot of revisions and are very autistic, but again, usually they're willing to pay. It's not pre-covid internet anymore so the unfortunate part is a lot aren't really buying as much art as they used to.
This
>>2541416 is the main reason I don't personally do NSFW. You can hide behind a business name but in general, the people buying and the people selling just have an unspoken rule of not disclosing real names for run of the mill transactions.
No. 2541687
>>2541504He's presented as smart because he has good grades and can guess some things accurately but Light was so immature and arrogant it looped back into becoming stupidity. Being a little paranoid and just picking very different times of death for each
victim would easily make someone else less likely to be caught by anyone, meanwhile L guessed the culprit was a teenage Japanese student because of time zones and times of death in three seconds.