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yay new thread
No. 2550257
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Youtube blocking ublock origin on Firefox again. when will this madness end I'm going to kill myself if I have to sit through ads on youtube
No. 2550274
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I'm still sated from my first meal of the day. How the fuck did this moid end up this way, and how does he even maintain it? No food is ever that serious
No. 2550279
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Me when I’m locking eyes with the cute male nurse as I shit my pants so he’ll undress me
No. 2550287
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>my mother's bulbous nose gene and my father's thin upper lip and widow's peak genes coming to together to give me a face for drag kinging
No. 2550305
>>2550102I meant the whole Semi- and Final steams on cytube, including the chats. I wasn't sure about sharing them since nonnas voiced some worries last year but I'd say dumbass nonnies are pretty save kek. It was really fun and frustrating.
>i hate male quirkmeisters, and the moids seem like quirkmeisters, maybe ESC should stop sending males older than 25 to begin withbased and very true
No. 2550310
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>>2550284come over here
nonnie, I'll tell you about the rabbits and the farm
No. 2550355
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I was this chair to get high in with my girls.
No. 2550407
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>>2550392KEKKKK Jeast Klein wishes he was as hot and talented as Tudor Bumbac is.
No. 2550417
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could a baby that makes inverted sanpaku eyes too often turn out evil?
No. 2550450
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>>2550425Whenever it starts feeling particularly bloodthirsty, rattle two baby toys on different sides of its face, its eyes will cross like picrel which will curb its instinctual craving for human sacrifices
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I think being a mod for several shit has ruined me,I want to post troll replies but then the faggot ass voice in my head tells me "you could get redtexted/time out for that you would've banned that user if you saw it" and I stop myself and move on or report the post to admins, never become mods/admins it will ruin the joy of trolling and make you a wuss ass good anon
No. 2550513
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This show is my personal, private place
No. 2550522
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>Saw a beetle toppled over on a walkpath today
if it makes you feel better boy do I have the video for you
No. 2550604
“Light. Do you want to have sex?”
Light almost choked on his sip of coffee. Think. He had to play this strategically.
If I immediately say no, he’ll definitely think I’m Kira. It's too obvious. Would Kira have gay sex? Kira would never let himself be in a position so vulnerable, nevermind gay or not. Though… would he? Kira, albeit drawn from me, is a concept who exists in a divorced state. While I may not jump at the oppourtunity for sex, someone such as Kira may see it as a show of power.
so if I declined here, L might suspect that I don’t want to come off as too power hungry, and accuse me of being kira.
I have to go through with it. I don't have a good enough reason to reject him.
But if I say yes, that still points towards Kira, who could use the argument that a "hole is a hole" and therefore top. No, if I suggest topping, he'll definitely think I'm Kira. But wait. That's it.
I’ll take his dick up my ass, proving that I am neither homophobic nor kira.
L, in the meantime, ate his cake without so much giving it a second thought. His trap was well laid and well prepared.
If Light asks me to top, he's definitely Kira.
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in a moment of comedic irony, like how i get carried away doing tasks in DOL, I've managed to stay up till 5:30 am, now the thing is, i have an online meeting to attend 10-11 am, do i stay up at the risk of my sanity or do i sleep and just pray i wake up in 4 hours.
No. 2550726
>>2550724but
nonnie the meetings with my college professors and class to get briefing on a college trip
No. 2550759
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to the nona who also misread my post and deleted after realizing. we are kindred spirits
No. 2550921
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Saw this on Facebook. It's the gift that keeps giving.
No. 2550924
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Relatable
No. 2550929
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I can tell i've hit rock bottom because i started feeling jealous of shayna being able to make money from flaunting her gunt online. God, just smite me already.
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>>2549717I WONDER IF THAT GUY EVER WIPED HIS ASS WITH THE WRONG HAAAAAAAAAAND!
No. 2550981
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I should be looking for a job but instead i am daydreaming about becoming a famous vtubing and making vtuber models on dress up games.
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No. 2550996
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>>2550981Took me 40 mins to come up with kawiwi angel nurse of the apocalypse chan
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>>2551023yessss
nonnie, on another note, must be nice for English to not be an inherently gendered language, i looked up the french word for a (male) whore, closest thing i found was "saluad"?(as an equivalent to salope?) but even that just meant something like a bastard/whore's son(?).
i also tried looking up if the word for whore in my native language too is gendered, but all the results were in my language's script, and genuinely i cannot read it, i truly am illiterate No. 2551138
>>2551111right, it should be the bare minimum, it's so nauseating when they give this shit eating grin for stumbling their way through the language. "white boy impresses Chinese restaurant by ordering in perfect Mandarin" and it's just because they're shocked a moid rubbed together enough braincells to say ni hao.
not quite related, but i don't trust moids that weirdly want to learn to speak German, not if it's their mother tongue, or if they're doing it for their girl or bc of work, but when it's just random, 9 times out of 10 they're doing it for edgy WW2 retardation reasons, you can tell because they're fixated on specific fancy German words that they say with exaggerated aggressive delivery, my brother wanted to learn German so bad but when his retarded edgy phase went away, so did that desire.
No. 2551141
>>2551138Kek unrelated but this is the dumbass shit thread so as a child I wanted to learn French so bad because it was the cool romantic love language and now everyone's shitting on it with the "ew fr*nch" memes and honestly I agree and dodged a bullet.
Agreed with German though. Or Russian. In moids of course, they just want to become poopoo Hitler or blast Soviet music in the back of the school bus. Women who learn those sound cool.
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Do they ever watch reality TV on moovie nights? I really want to watch stupid reality slop with nonnies.
No. 2551160
>>2551158Maybe try like croaking and the sounds kind of roll? I'm not sure. Let's switch voices
nonny and achieve our dreams
No. 2551163
>>2551158if you put your tongue to the back of your mouth, you can make this eerrrrrr sound, maybe that's what
nonnie means.
No. 2551165
>>2551162Mom?
Kek seriously though my mom can do it while I can't and if she can't teach me when she taught me everything I needed to be a good person then it's joever
No. 2551184
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>>2551151plenty, a couple of months ago we watched pic related and years ago we watched flavor of love charm school.
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anisa looks so much like the turkish guy that groomed me online when i was 14 here i was actually shocked when i saw this pic. it gave me flashbacks
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just found out im 5'3 not 5'4
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how do you clock whether an artist is a gay male or a woman
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why did no one make a new celebricows thread yet
No. 2551392
>>2551380KEK I literally just made a natal chart for my unborn child as a
joke for
fun and posted it like "wow is my daughter going to be a nerd? Libra sun, cap moon. I don't want a nerd daughter." I think that's pretty clearly a joke, maybe I'm retarded. Maybe everyone else in the world is just too autistic to understand my sense of humor. But people got really mad and defensive, suggesting I give my child up for adoption because, due to my harmless joke about astrology, I was not fit to be a mother. I love spergouts like that though, they're so funny. Life is so funny.
>>2551326Wow, please do. It's what they deserve.
No. 2551452
>>2551380100% agree. Ngl I fell for the astrology bad stereotype as a teen and cringe so hard thinking about it.
>Astrology girls be like haha sorry for abusing you I'm a Libra>Astrology girls be like haha oops I hit the mailbox I'm a saggydicktitsI've NEVER met a woman into astrology who's been like this, genuinely. It's all strawman bullshit. And once you get into further advanced physics it basically proves it's real or at least somewhat real anyway
No. 2551454
>>2551380>>2551452The
only exception are bippies who mention every 5 seconds that they're a Scorpio kek, they're rare but they do fit the stereotype
No. 2551511
>>2551491astrology is based on the movement of plants in space and astronomy (study of space) is like an application of physics
so when they say mercury is in retrograde that is true, the planet mercury would be in retrograde orbit
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I was about to do a very insightful post in the vent thread, then I looked at my cat that is lying next to me and purring loudly as he's staring at me lovingly. Now everything is fine
No. 2551602
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do you nonnies ever feel like your armpits smell different from each other?
No. 2551614
>>2551605ntayrt , but
nonnie read the post,
>moids learn their ESL girlfriends' first/mother languages to impress them it's not about doing the bare minimum, it's about doing the bare minimum poorly and then acting like people should suck their dick for it. the difference between a moid trying to learn his girlfriend's native language to be closer to her and prove to her parents that they're compatible because it's the normal thing to do versus a moid saying Bayerische Motoren Werke in a hideous hardly trying accent and then waiting for people to say "oh wow you sound totally German bro"
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>>2551564I report scrote posts often only to see I was in the post like a moid thread….
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>>2550996That was actually a thing during ww2 kek
I love this photo btw No. 2551630
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Not to get all astrological, but I think taurus mars has to be the worst placement to have. Literally the definition of sloth.
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>>2551628Here you go anon.
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>>2551632Thank you ily
nonnie No. 2551661
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>>2551202I converted my height from cm to inches and it turns out this whole time I was 5'4" not 5'5"
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i'm seeing why people are so into Hans Landa as a villain, he's so zesty it's kekilicious, and the scene with him negotiating is so funny, like this guy is crazy crazy, a theatre is going to blow up with Hitler in it and he's ordering himself an American passport, a new jazzy house on island, a harem of all murican boys, 50 medals, a blowjob from the president, and maybe 1 medal for each of the bastards and then rewriting history too KEKK
No. 2551699
>>2551202>>2551661If you're not doing it correctly, you won't get the right height. For example, if I google "160cm to feet," it'll give me "5.24 feet," and since we're used to the metric system we'd assume that that means "5 foot 2 and a half inches," but that's not correct.
You'd need to do "160cm to inches," which would give me 62.9 inches, then subtract 12 from 63 (rounded up from 62.9) until I'm left with a remainder.
>63 - 12 = 51>51 - 12 = 39>39 - 12 = 27>27 - 12 = 15>15 - 12 = 3So that's 5 feet 3 inches (1 foot = 12 inches). I.e., 5.24 feet = 5 foot 3 inches. This discrepancy is why so many countries adopted the metric system.
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The subtitles for I Know What You Did Last Summer that i downloaded are in Finnish, but the movie's in English so i guess it's time to learn Finnish
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Let's all learn Finnish together
No. 2551788
>>2551783Yeah there's a lady at work with a fake strawberry allergy and she faked a miscarriage after our boss died, but everyone thinks she's a nice lady. But I can't run my mouth like "a miscarriage at 4 weeks, you mean a period? Kind of convenient that it happens right after our boss dies innit". Or "strawberry allergies aren't airborne, you have to eat the strawberry." Bc then people will also know that
I am a bad person as well. Shhhh.
No. 2551799
>>2551661I'm somewhere between 5'9" and 5'10"
I must say that I envy your ability to squeeze into tight spaces and avoid knocking your head off of low ceilings in basements.
>>2551781Same, if they don't want me to shit post on the company dime they should give me something to do.
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I’m guessing we’re all collectively too lazy to start a new celebricows thread, and I am also part of the problem kek
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>>2551776>en means no?>malja meille is how you give a toast?>Alas jatka laputtaa is how you tell someone to fuck off or take a hike ig>rauha = chill out>kiiti = thanks, kaveri = bro>paa kiinni = shut up>urbaani legenda>ohjaavana valona = guiding light >koukku either means penis or phallic>city names end in "iin" ig, like New Yorkiin or Bostoniin>alkoholisti>varo = watch out>mika se oli = what was that>kuka han on = who is he>tuo ei ole totta = that's not trueit's so distracting how hot Julie is in this movie, her boobs are so perfect
>voinko auttaa = what can i do for youthis was a great exercise in getting me sleepy kek, i finish the rest in the morning.
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>>2551783One of my old friends (more like an acquaintance I couldn't get rid of) wasn't even sneaky with her pickmeism kek. She was the kind of person that everyone pitied because she was fat and insecure about it, so people thought that anyone who spoke against her was just being mean. I don't know how they believed that when she never had anything nice to say about her female friends and would make backhanded comments about us in front of moids. She was also a pathological liar who made wild claims, the worst was probably when she cried about losing a friend in the Ariana Grande concert bombing, but when I brought that same friend up just a few weeks later, she was like "who?" She would also (apparently) get harassed by a "creepy guy" every single day, but whenever someone offered to help her or report him, she'd just giggle and say it was flattering
as someone will sexual trauma that really pissed me off. I'm so glad I don't have to deal with her or her ugly scrote orbiters anymore. I know everyone says this but I feel like I genuinely have a gift for seeing through people's bullshit, because there's been SO many cases of me hating a person everyone else loves and then I always turn out to be right kek. I HATE MAKING TYPOS REEEEEE THIS IS MY THIRD ATTEMPT AT MAKING THIS SHITTY BLOGPOST
No. 2551870
>>2551783Not really a pickme story but there was a 'bisexual' coomer moid who attached himself to a couple of my work mates and briefly dated one of them and in spite of him being a walking, talking, flashing red flag who sucked all of the air out of the room and fucked people over constantly, nobody would ever say a bad word about him and they all treated him like a figure who demanded respect and admiration. I can't even rationalize the deference he received by saying he was attractive; he was short, lisping and round but people would just hang off of his every word even when he'd be talking utter shite. He was completely ambitious and self serving, would undermine friends of his at work to pursue promotions and was an egregious two-faced suck up to anyone in authority over him.
I'd feel like I was going completely crazy any time anyone I knew would talk about this
toxic tard, they all had stories about him screwing them over, cheating on one of them, and they'd all just laugh it off and finish the story with "he's a great guy though" Absolutely bizarre, I've heard about some people having "reality distortion fields" and this is the closest I've come to witnessing the phenomenon, to this day the only other person I know who couldn't stand him was the manager who gave him the boot after he completely pooched a major job: naturally she is still resented by coom-tard's meat puppets for ejecting their sacred climber.
No. 2551885
>>2551781postung
postang
posteng
postong
postyng
No. 2551889
>>2551880>>2551870Do they make these coomer faggots in a factory or something?? I swear all they have to do is tell
one okayish joke, and suddenly everyone else falls over themselves to defend their unwashed asses because they're "the light of the party"
>>2551871I haven't seen her in YEARS but I'll make a list of everything I remember kek
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>>2551783this girl in hs who literally tried to regina george everyone and it worked because everybody but me was retarded, some girls found out about her shitty behavior and started disliking her but that was after it all. From what i remember she'd mostly hang out with guys outside of school and had already dated most of them kek every time she found out a girl had a crush on some guy she inmediatly went to flirt with them and made nasty comments especifically about the girl who had a crush on wichever guy she was talking to
Worst thing she did imo is she and her friend teamed up and while she went to her friends ex to talk shit about his new girlfriend, pick mes friend tried to befriend the new girlfriend and convince her to break up with him. After they failed on breaking them up, they completely isolated her from the group they had included her in and started "privately" making fun of her for self harming
she was also weird to me and tried to touch me and sit on my lap and later talked shit about me when i said i disliked her
>>2551838>One of my old friends (more like an acquaintance I couldn't get rid of)>wasn't even sneaky with her pickmeism kek>She was the kind of person that everyone pitied because she was fat and insecure about it, so people thought that anyone who spoke against her was just being mean.> also a pathological liar who made wild claimskekkk i also met a girl like this but shed try to get pity by trying to act cute and like a little girl but also calling herself fat and this one time someone told her
>ok yeah you're fat, what are we supposed to do about it??and she didnt talk for the rest of the day kekkk, she even made up a story about how her middle school teachers would command and force each and every single one of her classmates to bully her kekkk we believed her at first but she'd only bring it up when questioned about literally anything so we stopped caring, she did the same thing as the previous girl but instead of anyone's crush, it was the crushes of her closest friends
Also had some weird fake friendship with the other pick me
No. 2551950
>>2551907Think strategically
nonnie, it's in your best interests that ginger moids remain unpopular. If they become popular it means you face stiffer competition and there will be less palid freckly manflesh available to you.
I can't think of any famous gingers I'd consider attractive but I'll admit to meeting one or two irl who I'd admit were sort of cute if you twisted my arm.
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Ever had a question that you don't know if it should go on this thread or the mental disorder one?
No. 2551961
i had a rather nonsensical dream last night about meeting these girls who were a fan of this european y2k girl group and i was all like, “oh, i’ve been getting into them recently, i’m a fan, too!”, and basically there was this giant ass pink bunny plush who i was talking it’s ear off and, i swear to god, could move it’s limbs and mouth on some toy story shit, but it’s movements were always so slight and i could never hear what the bunny plush was saying. so, at some point afterwords, i pass by the other girls and go into my childhood bedroom, which looks just like it did when i was a young’un, and i get a glimpse of these hand mirrors with triple decker i wanna say wedding cakes on them - very kawaii desu ne - and walked back into the og room and what do i find but one of the girls shooting the shit and feeding chocolate cake to giant pink bunny plush whose moving their limbs openly! this makes me jealous as fuck, i asked the girl why the bunny plush is so goddamn open with you and not me and she looked irritated while saying it’s the bunny plush’s decision how open to be with others and that i wasn’t (blank) enough to get giant pink bunny plush’s trust anyways idk i woke up, but the word was probably gonna be either charming or whimsical - which is total bullshit, i’m literally an aries, i’m absolutely filled with charm by default! but then again, i’m also a boring ass virgo moon, so who knows?? anyways, i’m gonna increase my whimsy by buying the flower knows cupid cake hand mirror, which i was initially gonna buy, but wound up buying something slightly different instead - no regrets on that purchase, but still. i have no fucking idea how to increase my charm, i guess by being more myself maybe? does anynonny know how to become more charming pls help a delightful young lady out
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>>2550513i still love saying oh frittata kek
No. 2552039
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I love watching this one crating youtuber because she is so bad at crafts. And has the worst taste imaginable. I don't mean any of this in a mean way, I'm happy she gets joy out of her hobbies, it's just that it is so entertaining to watch someone with no artistic eye try to reason their way through an art project because the choices are always so hilarious.
No. 2552046
>>2552039kek, I think I get you. I have an art friend with has commercial aspirations, she's absolutely hopeless but puts so much effort and love into her paintings. I wish I could share some of her creatures, they're delightful, but I'd never be able to forgive myself.
It's nice you can enjoy that kind of content without being a jackass about it.
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>>2552043The channel is
https://www.youtube.com/@RoseRequinCraftsPicrel is her attempt at nesting dolls. I legit think the green one has reaction image potential.
She's also unsettlingly obsessed with desserts and sweets. I'd say 85% of her art is either a donut, or a popsicle, or ice cream. And even though she does those themes endlessly, she never improves at even drawing a donut. I love her.
No. 2552070
Gonna beat the shit out of my motherboard manufacturer and AMD as well. I'm on a mission to destroy.
>>2552062These go hard kek
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I am NOT getting a switch2, it is not otome gaming safe, your labia WILL get caught in it.
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>>2552039>>2552062Omg I'm surprised to find someone else who also loves Rose Requin's videos like I do. She's not very talented, but her stuff is still comfy and enjoyable for me in a way. She's a elementary school principal which I think is a big reason why a lot of her art leans towards being very childish with practically all her subjects either being some kind of dessert or chibi animal. It's also why a lot of her video topics seem to be the kind of thing a kid's content creator would make, but she produces them more like a general audiences kind of way. They're usually pretty low-key and can still be enjoyed by an adult (I think her audience is mostly made of fellow grown women and maybe some of their children).
I think she said that she's only been doing art as a hobby for about four or five years now, and while she has improved (see picrel, left is before and right is after), she's still far from being skilled. She has a good attitude about it all though and admits to being an amateur, but she just seems to be having fun with arts and crafts which I can really appreciate. She seems like a nice lady too, I just wish the best for her and her channel.
>>2552127Kek wtf this guy sounds insane, why did he keep his finger there for so long
No. 2552204
>>2552190No, it's 2012 TMNT Leonardo. He went from a 15 yo teenager to a 30 yo man.
The before
https://youtu.be/RZ1gaRPbbC0?si=oFDfeswJ_4fi1EeUThe after, hearing the others talk compared to him sounds so uncanny lmao. I'm still taken aback by it tons of episodes later. He just stands out too much to me.
https://youtu.be/DTGGcEsknPY?si=hDdZckSgXK2XcEyI No. 2552224
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>>2551880>When he would be in a group of men and he was driving he'd make his least favorite friend get out of his car late at night in deserted parking lots or country roads and drive off and leave them there for, at times, up to two hours. As a "joke". Then he'd come back and force these dudes to run after his car.>This faggot was literally 5'6" how do moids actually let this happen to themselves and live without shame? and by a moidlet nonetheless, i'd make him eat thumbtack soup omg
No. 2552228
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>>2551916i did the scummy thing and asked a friend to wake me up with a phone call in time for the meeting kek, along with setting up one of those puzzle alarms, my friend forgot to call me but i managed to wake up just in time!! too bad the meeting was a nothingburger and could've been a fucking email.
No. 2552418
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>how i sleep knowing that im short but i live in midgetland so im still tall among the midgets
No. 2552453
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>horse eye
>cow eye
>cat eye
>goat eye
I don't give a flying fuck about eye color. Anyone who spergs about eye color is either an insecure and jealous brown-eyed faggot who has PTSD after being brutally mogged by one Scandi bitch, or some ugly Amberlynn-built Hitler's wet dream who's trying to cope over the fact that sexy scrotes are obviously going to pick a fine ass brown-eyed woman over a life-sized blue eyed cabbage patch doll any day of the week, month and year. But if somebody told you that you have "horse eyes" or "cow eyes", that is a bad thing and it's not because of eye color, you spergs. It's because they're comparing you to animals that are known for being ugly as hell.(we don't need to have this infight again)
No. 2552463
>>2552453>It's because they're comparing you to animals that are known for being ugly as hell.Horse eyes, yes Cow eyes, no. That means to look at someone in a smitten/longing way (also known as sheep's eyes), but I've definitely heard it to just mean big dark eyes with long eyelashes. Cows have objectively beautiful eyes so idk what you're smoking, if they were saying you're a cow in general than that's an insult but not the eyes specifically.
Eye colour does not matter at all in comparison to eye shape/size but it seems lolcow is destined to stay locked in an eternal battle over eye colour for some fucking reason.
No. 2552466
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>>2552453Cows are not ugly take it back
No. 2552490
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>Eye colour sperging
>"Lol, unpopular opinions at it again, what losers-"
>IT'S IN DUMBASS SHIT
We are too cool for this nonnies please stop fighting
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>>2552453Why did you have to bring back this retarded infight
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i had a dream i was getting married, i caught my own bouquet that i threw and got bored so i walked home to watch tv instead
No. 2552512
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>>2552453As if goats are known for being more attractive? They're ugly too, why single out horses and cows. I wouldn't mind being compared to cow's eyes, but goats?
No. 2552524
>>2552369WHO IS IT
NONNIE? Spill it!
No. 2552544
>>2552495You're on /ot/ Ocular Tirades. Where else are we supposed to fight over eye color?
Inexorably and with each day more and more of the site becomes based around arguing over eye color. Our agents are already planting subtle posts across other boards, wearing down the defenses and getting other users accustomed to nitpicks about cow's eye color. This is progress, this is history in motion.
No. 2552545
>>2552544>Ocular Tirades>Our agentsSo it was
you guys who stole funding from the Nasolabial Folds department!
No. 2552552
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I was considering taking a beta carotene supplement for a subtle tan but then I read this shit???? What??? I'll never be able to escape my ashen NEET complexion…
No. 2552565
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>>2551630I have that placement and I can 100% say it's true.
No. 2552581
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the average farmer minecraft experience
No. 2552611
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decided to look around some /ot/ threads since the only one i usually care to check is this one and now i just feel sad
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No. 2552690
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Helen's sister in I Know What You Did Last Summer is so mean omg, i would've smacked her the second she calls me a "has been"
No. 2552783
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>>2552775let's get more whimsy nonnies!!
No. 2552840
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I'm just sad I have no one to sperg about dinosaurs with.
No. 2552854
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>>2552846You're optimistic, I don't think there is enough interest for a discussion/ infight.
But I'll try:
Nonas, post your fave dinosaur intepretation in media and why you love it.
My fave is the t rexes in prehistoric planet because they're so chonky, their young are surpringly cute, and they actually act like beliavable animals. Also you get to see them swim, how cool is that?
No. 2552896
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>>2552854NTAYRT but I'm so fucking over these faggot-ass bisexual nu-rex with their gay feathers, giant brains, colorful skin and parental instincts. Modern dino revisionists suck shit straight out of the sceptic tank and smile while they do it.
Bring me back to the good old days when dinos were big, dumb, slow, drab, scaly murder machines. Not everything needs to be uwu cwooties ffs. We already have birds, we don't need to turn dinos into birds, I like birds but I'm good on birds, we have enough birds. I don't care if the feathered fucks are more accurate. They've been extinct for millions of years, who even cares? Let me have my perfect organism and stop messing around with it, stop shitting on my dreams!
Look at this queer, he doesn't look like an apex predator he looks like some mouldy old rock star with talcum in his nuts announcing his fifty-sixth retirement tour to pay for his latest divorce proceedings with a teenaged groupy.
No. 2552905
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>>2552896Oh god that thing in your pic is terrifying. Now post your actual fave nona, because I'm just excited that someone replied and won't fight you kek
I love this outdated paleo art pic. The t rex looks like it's mad at the hadrosaurs and yelling at them to get off her lawn, while the hadrosaur 1 is all offended like "bitch what did you just say" and the other one is like "ok, ok, we're leaving…"
No. 2552925
>>2552905My favorite depiction of dinosaurs in media is still probably the dinosaur scenes from Fantasia. Brutish and beautiful without need of dialogue and with minimal anthropomorphism, really captures the loveliness and horror of nature. I'd cry every time I watched the extinction scenes as a kid but still wore that old vhs down.
I really like your picture, reminds me of the old magazine illustrations I'd cover my bedroom wall with.
No. 2553045
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I made this character in Adorable Closet. Her name is Princess Mouldy.
No. 2553082
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Kinda bored of my vn but I have to keep reading for language learning gains, I'm too noob to keep jumping around right now
No. 2553089
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I need to torture myself like this.
No. 2553092
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my freaking autistic hobby fortnite is down for the season update for like four more freaking hours
No. 2553114
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I know I'm dumb, that much I'm confident in. But ass? I try as hard as I can with every post but I still feel like a fraud. True dumbass is forever from my grasp.
No. 2553160
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>>2551245"draws" it's more like photobashing ai images let's be fr. If you were to ask this artist to pin point every muscle group he wouldn't know what to tell you or demonstrate. How tf is he gonna advertise "how to draw" tutorials when he lets pic rel slide?
Embarasing money hungry scrote moment.
No. 2553176
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I am reading a comedy webtoon and it's at the sad parts so the author is feeding her footfag fans with art like this for the title cards.
No. 2553248
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I can’t remember why I saved this screencap last night
No. 2553317
>>2553278You saying you're undesirable is all in your head. If you geniuenly believe it people are gonna pick up on that bc you don't carry yourself with the confidence and respect you deserve.
Let me tell you something, if I managed to make out with a guy in a club even though I was skinhead bald and dressed like someones aunt, so can you.
GO GET EM TIGER
>>2553287when did nostalgia critic do black face?
No. 2553327
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>>2553248lol reminds me of these
No. 2553398
>>2551945cameron monaghan is kinda hot to me but he's like the first one to come to mind. i dont want to post pic because nonnies here are judgmental but ig anyone can search him up
>>2551950wait that's actually really true kek. same with not knowing that many famous gingers that are attractive but ones i come across irl tend be and i just find them exotic tbh
No. 2553468
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Today while driving back home from work I was listening to the radio as I always do. The nineties at nine like usual. First I was forced to listen to some shitty Creed song. Then the song 1979 by The Smashing Pumpkins played, and I only ever listen to them when I’m feeling particularly depressed and want to kill myself. This is because they were my favorite band back in middle school, and that was the last time I remember having actual real life friends and feeling like I mattered. That was also around the time I started getting depressed. Anyway, driving alone in my car I talk to myself because I’m an adult so who cares. I’m driving a perfectly reasonable 30 mph as I drive through my neighborhood and I yell at the radio at the top of my lungs, DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL MYSELF??? Only to realize that there were two men standing outside the house that I had just passed, their conversation likely interrupted because they turned their heads. There was no way they didn’t hear that. I will never live this down.
No. 2553537
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>>2553519It is a depressing song in all ways. You should at least check out new summer indie anon, even billy corgan is making new music. This song was probably new to you, when it made you so happy
No. 2553702
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I liked this game and the way their voices sounded like garbage
No. 2553727
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I want to reincarnate as a heron.
No. 2553735
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For context my mom is super short
>mom hugs me from the side
>wants to give me a cheek kiss
>accidentally goes for my neck because I moved
>get startled and jerk away from her out of reflex
>she was holding on to me while I jerked away
>she goes flying
Thankfully we stood next to the couch and she just fell on it
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>>2553735this is too funny im so sorry
No. 2553757
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Woke up, still tipsy from last night. I'm going to use these magical few hours before the hangover starts to look at birds.
Fuck yeah, birds are awesome. I love them. In a normal way, not a furry way. They have feathers not fur so not really the same kind of thing. Would you call them feathery? Idk I'm looking at a magpie. Seagulls better fuck off, wicked birds. You have no place in my garden.
No. 2553799
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>O'Toole has admitted to disliking the removal of the Losers' orgy scene in the miniseries: "This was their greatest attachment to one another – she thought they were all going to die, and this was a gift she was giving to each one of them, and I thought it was the most beautiful, generous love-filled gift, and it tied them all together in such an amazing way."[22]
yes of course, the gift of pussy, the only gift a "woman" should give
No. 2553838
>>2553832it's hilarious because i thought both the blood clean up and the quarry rock fight scenes brought them all together well enough, especially the bloody bathroom clean up because it felt like it showed that Bev could be vulnerable with these guys since i saw the blood explosion as this stand in for Bev's period troubles and growing up since she's shown having to shop for sanitary products earlier and is treated by people as this gross disgusting person for doing "womanly things", but while the Losers do see the blood explosion for the intimidation from Pennywise that it is, they don't just leave Bev to clean it up because it's something she should get used to as a girl and so doesn't need help for from other people.
at the same time the movie has it's shit moments too, like they didn't need to make the camera linger over a 15 year old girl in underwear to sell how mystified the boys are at getting to interact with the "female species", i think the 14-15 year old boys in underwear was too much too.
also, it's been 8 years, how is Jeremy Taylor(plays the fat kid) still fat?
No. 2553852
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I'm having a severe toothache right now and my face literally looks like picrel
No. 2553856
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the french thot i told to exfoliate now posts his booty pics with a blurring and skin brightening filter
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nonas I'm so bored right now, it almost makes me angry how bored I am. No matter what I do I'm just bored. I guess it's better to be bored rather than anxious.
No. 2553864
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>be me
>on third aka last day of period
>"hmm maybe now i can use panty liners" put one on
>uterus: opens the floodgates
im so tired nonnies
No. 2553867
>>2553248ana-kun
>>2553327ozempic kitty and friends
No. 2553938
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>>2553933I learned to kind of love ugly people when I finally got around to learning how to draw humans. There's a very narrow window where a person can be both attractive and unique looking whereas you can just go wild with uggoes. I believe you and don't find it at all shocking that you might prefer the uglies, outsiders are fascinating and there are few more natural outsiders than ugly women.
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my tummy is speaking to me
No. 2553953
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>>2553948omg no wai me too wanna become girlfriends?
No. 2553962
>>2553938Same, i also draw and i think that drawing ugly people and ugly characters is much more fun than drawing a lifeless cute girl. Lifeless cute girls are, well, cute, but they don't bring much more to the table than that. It's exactly the love for the outsiders, i just love different things and ugly people are often different in some way, they can't adapt to society like someone normal or beautiful can, so i feel like i should embrace them and love them the way they deserve. I also genuinely think that ugly women are kind of beautiful.
>>2553950Why would i lie about that in an anonymous imageboard? I do feel attracted to ugly women and that's it. Do you just think people that don't think like you are lying or something like that? I am a strange person myself and i feel like they are much more close to me and would understand me much better, even though i'm not ugly. Also, i love to make other people happy and making an ugly girl happy seems like the best thing ever, maybe that's called loving someone.
No. 2553971
>>2553965??? Nonna can't you just believe that someone functions differently from you and feels attraction to ugly women? Let's suppose my attraction is pity, i still feel attraction and would treat an ugly girl very well and not be
toxic or
abusive with her, what would make the situation different from a normal relationship? I don't think ugly women are secretly inferior, i just think they are endearing. Do you think ugly women should never be loved for that characteristic? There's women out there that like literal micro penises. Why can't i like ugly people without you deciding that i secretly think they are inferior and i am much better than that because i'm not ugly myself??
No. 2553976
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>>2553971Do you have a celebrity example of someone who is actually "ugly", as in offensive looking (features that don't harmonize/fit well on the face) - or is it anyone who isn't blessed with ~perfect aryan~ features like picrel? The only person I can think of is Bella Ramsay, and I feel horrible saying that bc of her age/non-moid status. And she still isn't pretty bc of her appearance, it's bc she's a good actress and playing a well-written character. Seems like a good kid irl too. Picrel is example bc I personally find this face "ugly" but you might think women aren't beautiful if they don't resemble this. It's subjective too and I think the women you consider "ugly" are probably beautiful with non-cookie cutter features
No. 2554003
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>>2553976Well maybe that's so, i don't know much about celebrities so i can't pinpoint a celebrity for you, but i can show you an image of girls i think would be considered ugly that i would definitely have an relationship with/find super cute. Bella Ramsey looks pretty cute to be honest, i don't think she is exactly ugly, but i understand she is very different. I'm not in for deformed people, though, even though i would definitely accept a deformed girlfriend if her personality interested me. Here are some examples of girls i think are straight up attractive to me and that i think would be considered ugly for other people. I imagine the anon i originally replied to was not deformed, just a normal ugly girl. Also non-white girlies with different features from white people. If you think those girls are considered beautiful to everyone then i admit that i must not like ugly people, because i'm not exactly attracted to straight up deformed people or obese people, if that's what you thought i was talking about.
No. 2554031
>>2554021Not my fault you are so insecure about being different. To me it's a good thing, i should stop liking something just because you personally like to be a normal person? I don't like normal people and that's it. What a drama queen, if you feel like killing yourself because someone said something on lolcow then you should rethink what you are doing with your life.
Now it's offensive and hurtful to like people for a specific characteristic and have your own way to see those people, oh my god, i'm so sorry i perceive you in a way, pls don't kill yourself
No. 2554045
>>2554029I was going to say the same thing but drawing ugly people is kind of hard as shit to me, maybe shes not bad at drawing but who knows
also the
>often different in some way, they can't adapt to society like someone normal or beautiful can, so i feel like i should embrace them and love them the way they deserveIs really showing some insane level of ego, i couldnt imagine telling people id want to be with something like that, like what? especially considering shes a self proclaimed beautiful person or whatever she keeps babbling about, just making the whole thread about herself damn
No. 2554057
>>2554045Yeah girl, because saying i'm not ugly is the same as saying i am beautiful. Black and white thinking is going hard today. You know neutral looking people exist, right? And i'm so sorry i want to be important to someone i feel attracted to and think is special for a specific characteristic of theirs.
>>2554042I have fucked up hormones and have always been hairy, considered strange, taller than other girls and boys, and if someone romanticized me for that motive i would feel wonderful. I just think you are finding motives to be the
victim you have always been for being ugly. As if you can't accept a compliment because you need to be the uggo otherwise you will not be the perpetual victim1!!
>>2554051Yeah girl project more. How much do you make monthly with your art? Anyways just deciding that my art is bad because you disagree with me is the funniest shit i have seen today. Next post you can also say i am actually a moid, or that i'm secretly trying to shill the anti-uggo ideology on lolcow.
No. 2554069
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That shit cray
No. 2554088
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>>2554067UNE ANOMALIE DU DÉVELOPPEMENT SEXUEL??
No. 2554101
>>2554082You literally won't stop using "girl" in every sentence and don't even capitalize your words and use spacing wrong. Integrate. Your opinion seems insincere and very internet influenced.
>>2554087Secret.
>>2554088Unfortunately. Doesn't seem like there is much of a cure other than HGH but the side effects sound as bad as what I'm already suffering from. I need to be reborn or something to fix all this shit. That or just killed already because all my conditions won't allow me to live a normal long life anyways. Can't wait until assisted suicide becomes common place and affordable without the need for a "real reason" or whatever.
No. 2554104
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>>2554089Anon I think you're arguing with a thirdie
>>2554067>I was a child slave and tortured and malnourished for 10 years and have delayed growth>I'm extremely short and used to be obese>parents are relatedIt literally sounds like she is describing this little guy here
No. 2554117
>>2554101Someone please kill this ESL person! She dares to not use the spacing i think she should use. FFS let me use the words i want.
Anyways you are just a miserable real-life mutant and i should really pity you. You don't even have a proper talent as you don't even know how to draw and you can always only be the
victim. Your vitriol is just cope for your horrible life, anyways i hope you get your assisted suicide.
(a-logging) No. 2554121
>>2554104Nonnie living in the trenches. Hopefully
nonnie gets out.
No. 2554126
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>>2554117Damn the NARC jumped out
No. 2554131
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poopst
No. 2554133
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>>2554117>>2554126Well one anon finally overcame her bias that ugly people are always more attractive and thirdie anon can feel good knowing her doppelganger became the most viewed person in the world, for a time. It is a good day, in the dumbass shit thread
No. 2554143
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>>2554069this shit is bananas
No. 2554148
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>separating egg yolks and egg whites for a recipe
>accidentally an entire egg into my egg white bowl
>try using the garlic fingers method to pick up yolk
>accidentally split the yolk
nande
No. 2554149
>>2554117You're literally unintegrated, read the rules. Drawing isn't the only talent on earth but drawfags have insane egos as usual. Not surprised.
>>2554137He's happy because he's male, he's already doing better than me in many departments.
>>2554142Thanks but if I dance I'll break my left knee again.
No. 2554151
>>2554149The rules say nothing about specific spacing usage, i guess your talent is using the right spacing
nonnie, congrats
No. 2554152
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causes an earthquake itt
No. 2554160
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>>2554152AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No. 2554169
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No. 2554175
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LETS GET RETARDED LETS GET RETARDED LETS GET RETARDED IN HERE
No. 2554180
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>>2554171I agree, some infights are entertaining and should be allowed bc of the abundant milkiness of the infighters themselves
No. 2554182
>>2554151Pressing enter twice after each post number creates extra space that makes your posts recognizable, thus unintegrated. Stop trying to be a smartass because being smart is definitely not your talent either.
>>2554165Thank you for trying and being honest about it at least. Unlike some people out there.
No. 2554203
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>>2554185Me 2 but i dont think she will actually post anything and would only give excuses as to why she wont do it
No. 2554209
>>2554206Anon if the first thing you think is
>I could hide alcohol in this!there might be a problem js
No. 2554220
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>>2554204i would rather sit on the gorilla couch. much more cuddly
No. 2554225
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>>2554215My weed stinks so I keep it in the garage. Alcohol goes in a fridge anon
No. 2554274
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>>25542201 gorilla couch vs. 100 melty blizzards from Dairy Queen
No. 2554365
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How my kid nephew looks at me when he's about to ask if I have any games on my phone.
No. 2554402
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>>2553861>>2553960>>2553957Yeah, I'm going to a dentist tomorrow, I'm so scared
No. 2554445
>>2554444A JELLOW YACKET
FUCK
No. 2554451
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>>2554203>>2554185Here's my art, now shut up
No. 2554497
File: 1749415851951.jpg (53.37 KB, 736x702, 1000019090.jpg)

>>2554494Welcome back
nonnie No. 2554500
>>2554486Unironically it isn't because I don't have any social media accounts so idk what's trending unless it's talked about on LC or by my TikTok using sister. I mentioned I don't draw upthread but I can whoop a couture sketch of a fashion design I have in mind if you'd like.
>>2554491It's ugly y2k zoomie shit who are you lying to? Also being a meanie is fun.
No. 2554503
File: 1749416064966.jpg (9.15 KB, 275x254, 1000077347.jpg)

>>2554495Hehe made u reply.
No. 2554507
File: 1749416338867.jpg (122.8 KB, 1440x1187, 1000077291.jpg)

>>2554505I said Meowmeow. Meow meow meow meow
No. 2554516
File: 1749416677046.jpg (16.71 KB, 400x400, 1000076951.jpg)

>>2554509SQUEAK! (I am a hamster in a catsuit)
I mean. M-Meow. Meow meow.
No. 2554531
File: 1749416998849.jpg (1.44 MB, 2138x2876, 20250609_000747.jpg)

>>2554501Well, here you go. Again, I don't draw so it's absolute bullshit and I didn't bother sharpening the pencil. The idea is a turtleneck draping fitting tube dress with a cape and a hood.
No. 2554534
File: 1749417126629.jpg (119.83 KB, 1600x900, i_think_you_are_hot_okay.jpg)

>>2554531I hate that you're fighting with art now. It was better when we were seeing the hilarious reality of third world conditions versus white saviour complex
No. 2554536
File: 1749417165699.gif (362.99 KB, 300x200, 1000077690.gif)

>>2554522>>2554522>>2554522AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CURSE YOU I WILL HAUNT YOU AFTER THIS.
No. 2554547
>>2554535Damn sounds based actually. Gonna name it that.
>>2554539As you should. I am the ultimate authority. I am god. I'm right about everything and everyone else is always wrong. Good thing you came to your senses and realized this. I forgive you now.
No. 2554573
File: 1749417920265.jpeg (987.17 KB, 1125x1392, IMG_9820.jpeg)

Hi nonas I just woke up, what did I miss
No. 2554582
File: 1749418327082.jpg (77.46 KB, 720x865, dumdum.jpg)

>>2554573breakfast and lunch
No. 2554591
File: 1749418685412.webp (50.71 KB, 860x460, 071417_MT_tardigarde_main_free…)

>>2554582KEK but also it looks like he is wearing a suede turtleneck that is flesh-coloured and I don't like it. Or like picrel
No. 2554606
File: 1749419139615.jpeg (160.77 KB, 1069x1054, Pin page.jpeg)

>>2554582That’s okay I’m cooking up some dinner now
No. 2554652
File: 1749420635666.png (192.42 KB, 400x612, 1000032313.png)

IM GONNA BE A DAD
No. 2554667
File: 1749421009330.jpg (50.44 KB, 773x396, fronds.jpg)

>>2554660I thought that too but if they chose a conventionally attractive girl moids would make it gross. She has woll smoth proportions, like a frond of tho
No. 2554763
File: 1749423396909.jpg (66.09 KB, 1024x572, 1000032315.jpg)

No. 2554791
File: 1749424184758.jpg (212.75 KB, 598x826, changeling .jpg)

>>2554770Don't be so nitpicky, adult changelings just look like that.
No. 2554798
File: 1749424598951.gif (13.4 KB, 220x164, futurama-philip-j-fry-32535644…)

Found out that carotenimia only is on the palms of my hands and the soles of my feet. I cannot turn orange and look like I have a radient glow under my skin. Feelin cheated right now.
No. 2554803
File: 1749425022207.jpg (32.97 KB, 540x670, 67c138a01c2d92c2fe75816b515b72…)

>>2554512i tend to feel sad when i use lc outside of the few threads that i typically frequent. maybe this is a sign that i should be moving on from here but idk where else to go
No. 2554807
File: 1749425080109.jpg (42.93 KB, 704x529, 1000077708.jpg)

>>2554798Don't worry
nonnie!!! If you use loreal nude magique cc cream you can get that healthy carrot glow.
No. 2554989
File: 1749431969968.gif (465.55 KB, 400x300, IMG_6636.gif)

>>2554798It’s okay, you can lure in rabbits now! Use your hands like fish bait but over bunny burrows, you might get nibbled but I’d say it’s worth it
No. 2555004
File: 1749432312269.jpeg (62.97 KB, 1200x675, 2020.02.08-03.09-politicalflar…)

>Need advice writing a cheater character
>Unblock my ex and ask her for advice
Heheheheheheh
No. 2555027
File: 1749433364382.png (9.03 KB, 299x200, 299px-FaZe_Clan_November_2021_…)

It's been over a decade and I still do not understand wtf Faze Clan is exactly supposed to be. I understand it's supposedly a CSGO thing, but it doesn't even seem like it's about that anymore.
No. 2555059
File: 1749435297058.png (350.78 KB, 469x468, 1660941407367.png)

>>2555013Won the auction but because I sniped with a retardedly huge bid, I ended up paying over 25 times the starting price because some
massive faggot put an insane bid right before mine. RIP my wallet, I'm a fucking idiot.
No. 2555170
>>2555059what did you buy
nonny I’m curious
No. 2555174
File: 1749442360951.jpeg (223.31 KB, 828x680, IMG_9579.jpeg)

>>2555142Well, just today I found out that some men are actually, unironically named Moid in real life. So I feel like that must count for something.
Though now that I think about it, perhaps that’s actually the perfect thing to name your son…very straightforward…
No. 2555224
File: 1749444259331.jpg (46.38 KB, 768x576, moid.jpg)

>>2555174There's only one moid named Moid that I care about.
No. 2555262
File: 1749446096195.jpg (90.54 KB, 1079x1079, 1703170648939.jpg)

what do you think happens when you die
No. 2555312
File: 1749449321885.jpg (237.62 KB, 1080x862, Screenshot_20250609_090619_You…)

Just got this recommended kekk google really is watching me
No. 2555322
File: 1749449972535.gif (1.6 MB, 240x288, 1737869219568.gif)

Randomly plagued with memories of a manic spergy essay text I sent years ago to a coworker and the rightfully angry essay she sent back
No. 2555401
File: 1749455670742.png (275.86 KB, 649x462, dinnerwiththequeen.png)

I entered the Lumos charity draw to win a dinner with JK Rowling. Nonas pray for me so I might have KFC with the queen of terve island. It would be my biggest honour and most surreal experience of my life.
No. 2555485
File: 1749464635163.png (60.27 KB, 220x165, 220px-Chainer_Jessie.png)

I went to a coffee tasting once and the guy was so insufferable that I went afterwards to buy black tea and I was only drinking that for a month
No. 2555572
File: 1749469934667.png (627.76 KB, 736x736, EDPDvHw.png)

>watching shitty japanese horror series
>one episode is just japanese man tormented by blonde hair
KEK
No. 2555601
File: 1749471778269.jpg (27.02 KB, 500x242, tumblr_e33e96037850881fb057413…)

I think my antidepressants are actually working wtf
No. 2555604
File: 1749471852448.jpg (249.92 KB, 683x1024, COOKIES-16-683x1024.jpg)

While baking the cookies with peanut butter, I realized that I actually can't stand the small of peanut butter. It almost ruined the excitnemt for the cookies inside the oven but once they were done I gave it a try and they are so tasty! So I'm ok with the taste but not with the smell of it - weird.
No. 2555607
File: 1749472051601.jpeg (55.62 KB, 959x933, GsinVwXWsAAk8oT.jpeg)

i'm bisexual and biphobic
No. 2555892
File: 1749482247274.jpg (79.62 KB, 500x668, 1000077795.jpg)

Drinking afternoon ice cofy
No. 2555912
File: 1749482870313.png (1.96 MB, 424x1210, Shinichi_Kudo_Detective.png)

I had a random cursed thought. Is Shinichi Kudo an autopedophile? Think about it. He's stuck in this elementary boy body and he uses it to his advantage acting kawawii and enjoying older female attention…
No. 2556013
File: 1749486003676.png (5.09 MB, 3570x2859, Elsie dies from cringe.png)

I was talking to a moid and my economic situation made him so depressed he sent me money. Thanks but also RUDE.
No. 2556029
>>2556024I discovered it years ago through kiwifarms
I wasn't a pickme I swear kek but I can't remember which thread
No. 2556035
>>2556024I was a PULL user as well because of Felice Fawn lol and then there was drama with one of their admins (Orange Citrus), and since it was a forbidden topic there, the LC thread was made.
I think this was back in 2014….
No. 2556133
File: 1749492432232.jpeg (96.02 KB, 1170x1041, Gs9WFIHWEAAUEzY.jpeg)

can somenona replace the male lion in picrel with a female? make it look close to the original with black&white colors and blurred edges
No. 2556162
File: 1749493606166.jpg (122.57 KB, 400x600, ashen-white-moonlit-night-lion…)

>>2556133I was bored so I did it, I hope you like it.
No. 2556213
File: 1749495819809.jpg (41.09 KB, 809x677, 0074DB17-CC9B-4EBC-9653-0A4611…)

our power went out just as i was going to get started on cleaning my room, message received lord
No. 2556221
File: 1749496403518.gif (1.6 MB, 498x348, YIq34mw.gif)

>mangaka whose art style and some of her tastes i like
>has two series: one that's onee shota slop and the other girl molesting blonde bishounen and demon ikemen
guess which one isn't on mangadex/batoto/whatever
No. 2556321
File: 1749501734015.jpeg (97.19 KB, 657x582, IMG_8097.jpeg)

THOU HAST NO BITCHES???!?!
No. 2556345
File: 1749502983377.jpg (87.06 KB, 683x1024, 1000032813.jpg)

It's happening!
No. 2556365
File: 1749504187878.jpg (359.64 KB, 2048x1536, [23-07-21] 1682327956717465601…)

>>2556221Good, you dont deserve rifuru stacy.
No. 2556371
File: 1749504729303.jpg (112.01 KB, 595x831, dawg on the fridge.jpg)

>Go out on date
>It's whatever
>Walks me home
>They ask if they can use the bathroom
>"sure"
>Open appartment door, pitch black
>"Sorry it's soo dark, gimme a sec"
>Take off my shoe
>Take off my sock
>Slowly and meticulously turn on ligh with my foot
>No support from arms no akward balancing, nothing
>They're in shock
>Never before seen moves, such flexibility and grace. How?
>"I practice"
We procede to have 5 hours of uninterrupted, intense and sweaty Heroes of Might and Magic 3 turn base sessions. And sex too I guess but that wasn't as good couse I hat to turn off hte lights.
No. 2556402
>>2555607kek, same. I'm attracted to men and women but I never talk about it, so I (unfairly, and misogynistically) assume that women who publicly talk about being bi are just lying for the attention. Even more unfair of me, I tend to jump to this conclusion especially if they're conventionally attractive. Make it make sense.
On the other hand, I still think bisexual men don't exist, they're just gay or will fuck anything given the opportunity.
No. 2556507
>>2556452I cheat a little, there's little bits of fruit and added fiber in my yogurt.
>>2556499Haven't really had constipation issues yet, the stool is just really hard and really small. I spent a lot less time in the bathroom lately but I am pretty sure it will come back to bite me eventually. I miss eggplant.
No. 2556559
File: 1749511967180.jpg (22.08 KB, 800x800, 1000077808.jpg)

>>2556532Already reported them kero
No. 2556593
File: 1749512783887.jpg (140.99 KB, 1170x1093, 1000075966.jpg)

Eating 2 steaks at 1am because I can.
No. 2556594
File: 1749512793200.png (Spoiler Image,264.15 KB, 3001x2918, bristol-stool-chart-08.png)

>>2556507nta but if ur poop is hard and small that means you're constipated and it can cause problems with your butthole (i know because i was a bit constipated not long ago but thankfully got over it). idk about the sustainability of an all animal products diet, but maybe try adding some fiber supplements to help your system out
No. 2556631
File: 1749513498744.png (501.26 KB, 480x480, 1749510830896.png)

The rpf thread is my guilty pleasure kek, oasisters crack me up. I've never even listened to their music beyond Don't look back in anger and Wonderwall.
No. 2556633
File: 1749513510480.png (88.86 KB, 428x418, pand-panda.png)

>>2556617the tmi thread is next door….
No. 2556669
File: 1749514497013.png (221.12 KB, 1200x1200, smiley.png)

>>2556594I can't help but see type 1 and type 2 from your chart as the face of a grinning alien creature.
No. 2556684
File: 1749514771911.jpg (87.25 KB, 750x721, 1000007181.jpg)

>the food dont even look good
No. 2556734
File: 1749516125728.webp (Spoiler Image,4.26 KB, 800x534, бумага-с-местом-крови-на-шаре-…)

>>2556717It's family tradition
No. 2556761
File: 1749517541673.jpg (23.6 KB, 480x382, 1000005975.jpg)

GET THE FUCK OFF OF LOLCOW MOM. I KNOW ITS YOU. I JUST KNOW. IM 90% SURE. YOU CAN STAY HERE BUT YOU MIGHT BE THE ONLY THING THAT WILL MAKE ME LEAVE THIS WEBSITE FOR GOOD. WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME. WHY ME.
No. 2556942
File: 1749524135393.png (547.94 KB, 573x675, 1705449739054.png)

It took me like 2 hours but i finally managed to win a ranked colonist match. FUCK those faggots that put their settlements in a port near your own settlement at the start just to fuck with you, hope they get bloody diahrea.
No. 2557119
File: 1749535819116.jpeg (42.97 KB, 640x480, IMG_1949.jpeg)

Anons in the unpopular onions thread calling each other trannies
No. 2557189
File: 1749543326576.jpeg (6.98 KB, 225x225, images-14.jpeg)

The Internet when I was a kid
>don't share your real name or pedophiles and rapists are going to find you
The Internet now
>Give us your real name or you're a pedophile or a rapist
No. 2557195
File: 1749543899252.jpeg (24.6 KB, 375x811, B6759B19-565C-4D5F-8499-9A8D04…)

My boy Mason Ramsey turned 18 last November so I can legally lust and sperg about him on lolcow now
No. 2557204
File: 1749545567105.jpeg (46.52 KB, 736x718, 1720667799633.jpeg)

My retarded phone keeps trying to autofill my actual email when I'm sageing.
No. 2557219
File: 1749547451326.jpeg (536.49 KB, 1125x761, IMG_9840.jpeg)

Was just thinking about the time I was introduced to two troons at a party and within less than five minutes they began talking about transformation fetish art to me
No. 2557222
>>2557219Transformation fetishes are pretty much
the autism magnet so the lack of tact makes sense kek
No. 2557223
>>2556981Late but the spergout in the UMPO thread made it seem like it was literally just a single mentally ill porn addict kek
>>2557013Billions must decrypt
No. 2557244
File: 1749552124534.jpg (11.78 KB, 275x234, 1734212728566.jpg)

I kept submitting/resubmitting my form to renew my passport because I freaked out and accidentally deleted my already approved one. My dumbassery knows no bounds.
No. 2557289
File: 1749559101100.jpg (29.37 KB, 564x564, IMG_1525.jpg)

nonnies i'm gonna be having surgery today. if i die on the operating table don't forget about me pls
No. 2557303
>>2557289You won't die bc I said you won't. Please let us know how you feel post op nona.
Your surgeons, nurses and anesthesiologist are competent people.
What sort of surgery are you doing?
No. 2557322
File: 1749561205723.jpg (376.25 KB, 2048x2048, 9-5-months-post-op-from-jaw-su…)

>>2557303Thank you nonners, I appreciate your nice words. I'm getting a bimaxillary osteotomy and a genioplasty. The latter operation is technically just cosmetic, but the former is going to help me a lot when it comes to closing my lips fully and making sure I don't suffer any future complications of my underbite like sleep apnea or pain in my jaw/facial muscles when moving. Picrel is a more extreme example of what the results will be like visually.
I guess I'm less nervous about the operation itself, but more about the recovery afterwards because I'm gonna be all drugged up and sore for like 6 weeks and I'll be on an all liquid diet during that time. Hopefully I won't lose too much weight (though I could stand to lose a few pounds ngl kek)
No. 2557360
>>2557337Hyphenmaxx and call him Dicky-Josh or Shawnathan-Jimmithy.
If you're open to suggestions other than the four options you presented, I've always been partial to Agamemnon or Spiro, like Nixon's VP.
No. 2557413
File: 1749566175363.png (333.16 KB, 562x800, 196d86e6-11fa-4220-8715-98d711…)

>playlist on shuffle
>Gigantic OTN plays after Mycose
tayst
No. 2557415
>>2557289I will be there when you wake up
nonny ♥ don't worry! Let us know how you feel later
No. 2557419
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>>2557289>>2557322I know it's easy to say this when I'm not the one going through it, but those weeks of recovery will be worth it in the long run. Let us know how you feel later nonna
No. 2557443
File: 1749567216100.jpg (62.34 KB, 600x450, 9a4bf7c5c8d01bbf97d3e440b94a0a…)

please customs release my fucking parcels already I have no patience and all I do is check tracking numbers
No. 2557514
File: 1749570515159.png (235.44 KB, 258x363, grandautismo.png)

>>2556245>>2556997how am i getting shat on for disliking Ara Ara Onee Chan Sucks Off Pre Pubescent Boys: The Series
>>2556276see rifuru in
>>2556365, the manga about the blonde and the demon is this
https://irodoricomics.com/Love-Lia-Toyed-by-an-Angel?search=toyed+with>>2556245>>2556365…how'd you guys know? are you nonnies psychic? is the state of otome hentai so tragic that there's only one woman around that has a series about molesting a blonde and a demon?
>>2556495i wan to help her see the light, she's so close to being based, this close ||
>>2556628>>2556945i think this, sometimes i want to imagine a cute boy kissing me to sleep at night and i have to filter my own self image in my imagination else the immersion breaks because brain just thinks "that would literally never happen", if i'm too close to my period when doing this, i'll end up crying.
Though she might just be doing it to get moids to buy her stuff kek.
No. 2557667
>>2556013Wtf
nonnie, you need to harness this power.
No. 2557696
>>2556024I don't remember exactly when it was but a high-strung internet acquaintance included lolcor in her list of 'evil disturbing sites that should be shut down'
Naturally this only made me curious, the fact that she considered Æ to be just as bad as this place is kind of nuts.
No. 2557767
File: 1749578273979.jpeg (54.53 KB, 485x578, images.jpeg)

ovulation in 8 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. 2557857
File: 1749581128237.gif (825.47 KB, 500x375, 196d86e6-11fa-4220-8715-98d711…)

>>2557779playing DOL and losing my virginity to Sydney in the Rite of Promise, thinking of save scumming and doing the test honestly the first time to see how well i know Syd and then time travelling to get 100% percent kek. slightly exhausted at the thought of playing DOL again because i was so miserable trying to survive the situation i got myself into, it put me off of doing new stuff and brought me to my senses to stop treating the Antiques catalogue like a checklist kekkk. but im coming for that ass, watch out Syd.
No. 2557892
File: 1749581941117.jpeg (57.82 KB, 425x425, 1709552002705.jpeg)

>>2557514>shes shilled as a "based josei fuck these pickmes for doing this to this genre porn">look her up>shes making moid coomer slopeverytime kek
No. 2557902
>>2557774Kek, why?
I've never had issues posting in any countryflag threads on the occasions I've had questions for them. Americans might be different bust most people really like it when outsiders take an interest in them, especially if they're polite.
No. 2557964
>>2556024I used to be really new to /cgl/ and someone mentioned that this site was a replacement for another called staminarose or something. I knew about pull but didn’t care for it, then I went here out of curiosity after the original keekweek and stayed for the
pt and onision threads. I liked jfashion but didn’t like that you couldn’t just chat about off topic things on /cgl/.
No. 2558097
File: 1749590850290.jpeg (577 KB, 1125x1340, IMG_9580.jpeg)

>>2556024Originally was a gull on /cgl/ but life got busy and I couldn’t follow cows as much as I use to. I can’t remember when I learned about LC but I vaguely remember frequenting here, PULL, and KF for a bit. Now I only keep track of LC since it’s the only website that seems to attract a user base similar to me and that shares my interests kek
No. 2558327
File: 1749601619849.gif (1.81 MB, 498x359, grinch-savage.gif)

so i was just sitting there minding my business when a girl who i had a messy friendship breakup with randomly popped up in my head. she was a shitty friend and a shitty person in general so good riddance but remembering it still makes me mad to this day so now i was sitting there pissed off over nothing.
then i remembered her nigel who was (likely still is) an absolute retard. i used to regret introducing them to eachother because "she deserves better" or whatever but turns out i was two steps ahead planning my revenge beforehand kek
he's a massive coomer weeb and his idea of humor is just yelling slurs on top of his lungs. he's short and scrawny and has like a billion genetic diseases and that's when the wires in my brain got crossed. of course! i have a nigel too! and he's tall and strong and healthy and could easily break that guy in half. there's no way or reason for this to ever happen but in a hypothetical scenario he'd definetly win. "hehehe my nigel is stronger than hers.." like they're pokemon. nigel i choose you!
embarassing way of thinking but it made me feel better
No. 2558474
>>2558449Hope you rest well and have a speedy recovery
nonny! The worst part about jaw surgery for me was the nausea from meds and being unable to eat anything I really wanted. Hopefully you experience none of that!
No. 2558479
File: 1749607626074.gif (11.88 KB, 90x90, dumb cow.gif)

I feel so mentally challenged i have been stuck at a chain knot for like 30 minutes. I dont know if my needle or yarn is the problem or if its me.
No. 2558658
File: 1749616671773.webp (58.21 KB, 1200x800, strawberry-moon-manhattan.webp)

I love the term strawberry moon and I hope if the moon is pinkish near me I can see it tonight
No. 2558712
File: 1749622734222.jpg (23.95 KB, 299x169, images(5).jpg)

I finally have time to play all the new games I have piled up and looked forward to for the last few months, but all I'm in the mood for is to replay Mother 3 for the fourth or fifth time
No. 2558846
File: 1749635373469.webp (57.09 KB, 720x721, fluride puppy.webp)

>watching The Angry Birds Movie on the TV with my brother while my laptop with Cure(1997) open on it is right in front of me
No. 2558894
File: 1749643198351.jpeg (200.4 KB, 675x1199, IMG_5462.jpeg)

Roger Federer scared as a child, like why does he look like that?
No. 2559019
File: 1749655552490.png (526.11 KB, 790x586, ass.png)

black panther ass
No. 2559139
>>2559025They're pill pushers, of course they are going to diagnose you.
You could just straight up say "I think I have adhd" and they will prescribe you the drugs. It's not that serious. I've never heard of anyone who wanted an adhd diagnosis not getting it.
No. 2559205
File: 1749662754885.jpg (34.96 KB, 736x736, 1744342787490.jpg)

im watching the 4th Final Destination movie, and they used a dolphin sound effect for a racecar slipping on oil? around the 00:04:48 mark
No. 2559659
File: 1749678210749.jpg (27.21 KB, 500x281, 0db2c4d8-abdc-4ade-b149-4b47dd…)

>>25577676 days from ovu and im crying bc i thought too hard about my future. im serously thinking about approaching my college-assigned mentor because im aimless and retarded and my performance is in the shitter but my friend keeps telling me he's not very serious and he's probably not good, but its not like i can approach any other faculty because its only really the role of "mentor" that gives them the incentive to care about you because otherwise in this college, theres only borderline soulless people in charge
No. 2559663
File: 1749678339507.png (142.25 KB, 162x346, ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.png)

remember nonnas
(y)ou are (n)ot alone
No. 2559696
>>2559205Sound design is so corny when you're actually paying attention kek. I can't remember which movie it was, but a serious emotional moment was
completely ruined when I heard vidrel in the background
No. 2559707
>>2559659I'm not sure how restrictive it is where you live but returning to university and college programs as an adult learner is actually quite easy where I live. I went straight to work out of highschool and didn't take on any post-secondary until I was in my mid twenties, the same is true for a few of my family members.
Gaining more life experience can be really helpful with figuring out what kind of careers you might be suited for, you're still very young and have a lot of time to find your niche. Try to not let this present sense of aimlessness convince you that there's nothing out there for you, it's still a big world with a lot of possibilities. We do far too much to frighten students with threats of pointless lives of drudgery if they don't happen to do well in college, it's mostly bunk.
Maybe look into residential plumbing, quite a few women are able to make their way in that career and there's a lot of opportunity for running your own company and making rather a good living. Also, just because ypur friend has a had a bad experience with the assigned mentor doesn't guarantee you'll get nothing from a meeting, you lose nothing by trying and a major part of getting on with life is taking opportunities as they arise.
No. 2559763
File: 1749683618489.jpg (62.34 KB, 736x911, oranch.jpg)

>>2559758why do anons love to mention their ex/nigels so much?
do you only get to understand this if you've dated a moid?? No. 2559832
File: 1749688811940.png (1.53 MB, 1612x1440, 1000078518.png)

I wuv it when reserved characters let themselves slip I'm like kyaaaaah kawaiiiii neeeeeeeee
No. 2559853
File: 1749690390746.jpg (17.41 KB, 720x720, 1000077807.jpg)

How I sleep every night knowing that my favourite media is too niche to get a tranny fandom for it.
No. 2559862
File: 1749690724095.gif (111.54 KB, 220x161, 1000078529.gif)

>>2559859YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE
No. 2559946
File: 1749696938274.png (615.94 KB, 640x797, PTedit.png)

Thr Guy Gardner poster for the new Superman Movie looks a lot like PT's current 'look'
I wish I could shoop good n sic'
No. 2559957
>>2559948dont worry
nonny mines are too small
No. 2559988
File: 1749699724983.jpg (80.86 KB, 1290x732, 1748669609710.jpg)

I think the guy in the song Brandy You're a Fine Girl is a closeted fag
>But my life my love and my lady is the sea
Bitch no it isn't, you just want to get dicked down by sailors and are trying to let Brandy down easy. Smh
No. 2560024
File: 1749701841568.gif (2.69 MB, 400x370, 1686495211.gif)

>>2560018All of them bc I'm a good lawyer duh
No. 2560124
File: 1749706710670.gif (257.71 KB, 220x220, speen.gif)

It's time for the alligator
It's time for the alligator
I'ma spin what my mama gave me
I'ma spin my money-maker
No. 2560194
File: 1749710529648.gif (112.18 KB, 200x267, b1ddfc68daa49e8c85bb3571dae5b1…)

My dentist complimented my toothbrushing technique, try not to get jealous nonners
No. 2560264
File: 1749715294285.png (426.37 KB, 1057x856, Screenshot 2025-06-12 132939.p…)

how to address the shotafag nonnies, ayo nonci kek
No. 2560265
File: 1749715349367.webp (7.98 KB, 554x554, 9d2644da9499fe166bfa13d2c9f039…)

Watching slop(family guy) and counting the hours until my life of NEETdom freedom ends and my wageslave life starts. Worst part is they are going to exploit me for a week before even telling me if i get the job or not. If i get the job i am going to spend the money on the sluttiest anime husbando figurine i can find.
No. 2560269
>>2560265get the aoba jesus figurine and the office worker slut figurine(
penis is kinda tiny tho) and the nitro chiral bdsm dog slut figurine and the Ten Count bunny figurines
No. 2560274
File: 1749716171553.jpg (31.39 KB, 600x600, 396185-6dff7.jpg)

>>2560269I was thinking about getting the Shirotani bunny figurine or one of the slutty worms from All Out. If none of those are available i am going to get a Free!! one, they have some pretty good ones. If none of those are available i will take it as a sign from god to buy a body kun and just make my oc.
No. 2560289
File: 1749718004344.jpg (166.08 KB, 1920x1080, cover4.jpg)

I can't stop binging creepypasta narrations and I need more. I've even been binging LavenderTowne's narrations even though I think her art is trash because I've listened to pretty much all the other (decent) creepypasta narrations already. I especially love the older ones, even if they're poor quality they have sovl and are nostalgic. Right now I'm binging the old Something Scary narrations done by Sapphire. Man I miss those when I'd get excited for a new video from her, anyone else remember?
No. 2560303
File: 1749719652148.webp (Spoiler Image,49.47 KB, 750x737, OWS.webp)

>>2560297this one, it's somehow the first one that pops up if you search "nsfw husbando figurines", i like this figurine but this is crazy tame for being "nsfw"
No. 2560569
File: 1749740559622.gif (1.72 MB, 320x320, larval_stalker.gif)

I feel so weird asking for a men's shirt at work but I'm masc and women's shirt cuts always make me look scrawny and retarded
No. 2560599
File: 1749742368116.mp4 (1.9 MB, 720x1280, ezgif-419615dbce2b45.mp4)

This is a test of the Emergency Alert System. This is only a test. If this had been an actual emergency you would have been instructed to seek shelter immediately and follow the instructions of local authorities. This concludes this week's test of the Emergency Alert System.
No. 2560668
File: 1749744730557.jpg (185.42 KB, 560x420, 1000178003.jpg)

PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPi-
Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Saa nome, o mae suki darou? Retarudo Miruku
Watashi ga kimeta, ima kimeta
Dakara nonde watashi no retarudo MIRUKU,
Kakaku wa nihyaku en~!
soiya! soiya!
dotsee! dotsee!
soiya! soiya!
dotsee! dotsee!
Maroyaka, otaku miruku,
Fuwa fuwa hororucou miruku
Ichiban osusume na no wa
PiTi-sama miruku~!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo! PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo! PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
Farumeru-wa a-aa-aa-a-a-aaa!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo! PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo! PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
Seimei afureta, a-aa-aa-a-a-aaa!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo! PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo! PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
Anata mo ima a-aa-aa-a-a-aaa!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo! PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo! PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
Retarudo Miruku ga suki ni naru!
No. 2560729
File: 1749747730374.jpeg (699.7 KB, 1290x1628, IMG_8205.jpeg)

I wonder if this girl is a farmer. She has #IStandWithAmberHeard in her bio too. I feel like I only see the word moid here
No. 2560744
>>2560728Why would I…
Long story short they time travel to the past to save their adoptive father from dying so he'd adopt them later. Lame. Then there's this bigger event where earth is destroyed but they survived and time travel 6 months in the past to save it, and the future selves and past selves meet, but nothing happens? The past selves go and travel in time, too despite not having a reason to because earth was already saved, and the future selves take their place. Really retarded.
No. 2560757
>>2560729kek there's also a ts2 creator that has "woman" instead of pronouns in her bio and her url features a mythical figure that is often talked about positively in radfem spaces. i like to think that she's a crypto
terf and also fed up with the woke pandering in the community.
No. 2560772
File: 1749749934957.jpg (45.96 KB, 720x406, superwaha.jpg)

https://www.4chan.org/flash?file=superwahagame.swf&title=Super+Waha+GameI recently found an old flash game on 4chan I used to frequent but never managed to beat. I havent even gotten past a score of 700 even though ive been trying for around 20 minutes or so kek. If anyone here can beat it then youre already way better than me
No. 2560942
File: 1749758406847.jpeg (696.63 KB, 1125x713, IMG_9193.jpeg)

>>2560854What type of tea are you drinking
nonny? I just put on the kettle myself
No. 2561443
File: 1749779319718.png (159.22 KB, 275x257, 1716387692264.png)

I have literally set multiple timers to 30 seconds and the site will not let me post. LET ME IN, LET ME IN
No. 2561837
File: 1749798368386.jpg (69.11 KB, 1179x1166, 1000015536.jpg)

why? because he owns one bangmaid slave and a future retirement plan?
No. 2561896
File: 1749802065568.jpg (187.39 KB, 908x1210, 5a27834713ac31b6cceff0f6060c60…)

>>2561844Yeah i am sure its the loli nun catgirl from blue archive
No. 2561982
File: 1749811414802.png (86.83 KB, 892x388, Screenshot 2025-06-13 113017.p…)

This girl pisses me off… the pretentious lowercase/full stop typing style combined with glaring grammatical errors and derivative, empty writing. Wish there was a British journalism cows thread
No. 2562030
File: 1749816265789.jpeg (199.14 KB, 1425x1671, IMG_1744.jpeg)

I’m doing a study to work on my rendering/painting skills and I’m starting to regret leaving the eyes and mouth last because my own drawing is starting to scare the shit out of me. Also posting this from my ipad makes me feel like a gen A ipad kid kek
No. 2562082
File: 1749821347348.gif (1.86 MB, 400x300, 3RufS6.gif)

happy friday nonnys I wish I could drink but I'm sick
No. 2562108
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It's Friday. It's Friday. It's FRIDAY. IT'S FRIDAY. It's Friday. It's…. Friday. Friday the 13th.
No. 2562119
File: 1749824505179.jpg (59.86 KB, 1200x676, pokemon-diglett-dugtrio-756738…)

I'm worried I might have certain prejudices against succubae. Reading about this bonnie blue entity made me hate sabrina carpenter more, just bc they are both being possessed by the same void energy. That doesn't mean they're literally the same person tho, sabrina doesn't have breast implants, for example. I wish I could educate myself and overcome these biases but don't even know where to begin
No. 2562170
File: 1749827891142.png (1.35 MB, 1170x811, todays his bday.png)

>>2562082>>2562108Happy Friday the 13th to all the nonnies who celebrate!!
No. 2562187
File: 1749828396299.jpg (1.27 MB, 1170x2080, 1000015538.jpg)

who even is the target demographics of kidfluencers? pedo moids?
No. 2562219
File: 1749829459097.jpg (73.8 KB, 567x555, 1624391580852.jpg)

It's so easy to make people believe you are intelligent when you are autistic. I am super retarded and i rely on chatgpt for almost everything, but whenever i talk to people about random history facts they instantly think i am some mastermind 400IQ genious.
No. 2562222
File: 1749829594648.gif (170.42 KB, 485x498, 444.gif)

>>2562108Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)
Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
No. 2562257
File: 1749831178471.jpg (74 KB, 487x750, 093df859d7b38db9e5ad6d38dedf63…)

>>2562187other kids i think, in a somewhat ideal world anyways, i loved Kaelyn from SSG when i was young, i once drew a room similar to hers in like an aerial view(from the persp of the fan) but with me in it for drawing class once because i wanted to be her so bad, and i can tell it was inspired by her room bc the room was hot pink and the bedsheets were black and white chevron kek,
i think it's watching her that helped my English develop keki No. 2562311
File: 1749834527089.jpg (72.84 KB, 954x702, 1724450234408.jpg)

Why is fujochan being constantly raided with cp? Is it always the same bot or person? One of those images took 9 FUCKING HOURS to get deleted. I got terrified of what I just saw on the front page
No. 2562326
File: 1749835182628.gif (1.93 MB, 275x207, 1000004656.gif)

>>2562222YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY (THURSDAY)
TODAY IT IS FRIDAY (FRIDAY)
No. 2562350
File: 1749836398176.jpeg (50.06 KB, 735x490, 1725896026652.jpeg)

I NEED today to go by quickly so I can not think about my financial situation and instead have fun playing minecraft and getting high
No. 2562383
>>2562311I don't understand raiding that place out of all places. I get moids and
triggered trannies doing it on cc but fc is just cringe yaoi at best
No. 2562411
File: 1749838472557.jpeg (22.56 KB, 736x649, 921db608-700a-4141-96ba-46d61b…)

>>2562383Fc admins need some heavy moderation, it's not normal when it takes this long to remove illegal content. Sure, it's a thing that unfortunately every imageboard experience but it happens way too often on fujochan, is it bots?
No. 2562460
File: 1749840054338.gif (686.86 KB, 220x374, cuddle time.GIF)

>>2562415This reminded me of how much I love tortoiseshell kitties
No. 2562485
File: 1749841379503.mp4 (57.95 KB, 640x352, tumblr_sx5t2rWAef1z04sjs.mp4)

No. 2562572
File: 1749845417790.gif (3.1 MB, 498x498, sad-spongebob.gif)

most of the time i can take criticism just fine but when nonas criticize something i made i take it too close to heart. how dare you be slightly mean to me on the designated Make Fun Of Weirdos website
No. 2562603
>>2562257Oh no anon… SSG and its sister channels were run by a bong pedophile and lots of the girls have come out to say it was a form of fetish mining all along. That's why they were always in bikinis
I don't think there's been a large enough media storm about this, considering how many women our age grew up watching the channels. The owner is in prison now
No. 2562624
>>2562219idk how true or not it is, I'm not autistic. A class mate from college feels kinda like that. Dude could prob blow everyone away with books he read and (compared to my illiterate ass) obscure knowledge and it feels soo scary. Like you're waisting his time with your intelect. But at the same time he's a very mild mannered good and extremly socially retarded, but it just adds to his charm.
One time he randomly sat with 2 of my friends and one of them at one point said how her ass hurts from sitting on some bricks and he said "what ass?"
I feel bad for not interacting with him more tbh but I doubt we'd find things to relate
No. 2562625
File: 1749847622316.gif (1.72 MB, 1200x720, elsieindaclub.gif)

>>2562326WE-WE-WE SO EXCITED
WE SO EXCITED
WE GONNA HAVE A BALL TODAY
No. 2562670
File: 1749849939083.gif (5.1 MB, 515x380, tumblr_42337660300928525c3b66a…)

>buy Cult of the Lamb cause it's right up my alley and looks cute
>play through it a little bit
>get to the part where you have to save a possible follower
>it's a weird bird thing
>she has a mouth but a beak tacked onto her head
>look this up cause what the fuck that looks gross
>there are no mods to fix this and
>immediately refund and uninstall the game
I fucking hate this shit so much. It's not quirky or ugly in a cute way, it just looks like shit. I think that's the fastest I have ever uninstalled and refunded a game.
No. 2562673
>>2562603ayrt, yeah i heard when the story first came out, Kaelyn out of all of them seems to have recovered well from this, but yeah
>it was a form of fetish mining all along. That's why they were always in bikinismaybe it's nothing and it was just fashun, but i remember Kaelyn once wearing a drop sleeve hole tank top that showed her bra from the side and often wearing shorts, i don't know why of all things i remember this so specifically, but i guess it's an example of the "grown" things the girls had to do that i thought were just what girls in the US grew up doing and wanted to do too or just one of those things in hindsight you think are really weird.
No. 2562684
>>2562676Yeah, same here. I thought it was a funny edit. I genuinely didn't think it was real. It's not even ugly in a silly or cute way that fits in with the game, it just looks retarded and ugly. I wish there was a mod or something to either disable all the followers who have the side-mouth shit going on or fix it so that they either don't have a mouth or don't have a beak.
>who like it are retardedThey are, they are the knuckle dragging extra chromosomal retarded because they like it not because they like the look of it but because of the jokes surrounding it.
No. 2562706
>>2562691Exactly. It's so shit, so fucking shit. I know I came off as spergy but it's so shit it warrants the extra sperginess. It literally ruined the game for me within three seconds of seeing it. I only played it for a total of 15 or so minutes and that was enough for me to remove and refund it. It actually pisses me off because the game is really good but the non-zero chance I have to see these designs actually pisses me off to never want to play it ever again unless I can mod those little shits out of it.
>bad review and sent death threats to the studio I want to knowing that they've doubled down on their official accounts, making more and making them intentionally because people simply said "wow that looks like shit."
No. 2562741
File: 1749853313941.jpeg (286.19 KB, 1600x1600, IMG_5917.jpeg)

>This post is completely unironical. These things, or rather, the cultural, economic and even mental impact they had on people around the WORLD has to be backed up by very dark forces. It is not the first time people act retarded and punch each other over worthless trendy items, and i'm in fact denouncing every single one of these instances with this single post, by calling out this so called "beanie baby" trend. There's nothing normal about it, they way people react to these things, the look in their eyes, they seem almost possessed or something the moment they interact with the plushies, it always attracts a very specific kind of individual no matter the country. There's been break ins in cars over these ugly toys, some even got mugged over these things. Ty is one satanic witch for shilling these little monsters to the masses. They're ugly and not worth the hype, which is why i think there's witchcraft involved in their success
No. 2562743
File: 1749853512713.png (340.34 KB, 1080x1165, 1000178634.png)

>>2562688Why the fuck does it look like that? How the fuck do you even fix it? It looks weird if I remove the eye and mouth for some reason.
No. 2562746
File: 1749853886208.png (18.97 KB, 204x220, fixed.png)

>>2562743This is how I'd fix it.
No. 2562759
File: 1749854663887.png (18.31 KB, 204x220, edit.png)

>>2562743This is how I would do it.
No. 2562769
File: 1749855028489.png (567.49 KB, 800x600, 1718071456773.png)

>>2562760Thank you! But what do you mean by the boundaries? I'm scared ..
No. 2562780
>>2562772Nope! It was from the Art requests thread
>>>/m/391300>>2562770Laziness, they would have to make new mouth animations, plus they would have to do it for other species like reptiles etc.
I also played Cult of the Lamb and while I wasn't too bothered by the stupid mouths it's that kind of game where it feels wide as an ocean and shallow as a puddle>>2562778Understood anon. I will heed your warning with utmost care
No. 2562782
>>2562778Anon no one on lc has an issue with talented drawings or cute things. That isn't a
trigger here. You don't have to keep ominously warning her
No. 2562788
File: 1749855877924.jpg (1.4 MB, 3024x4032, edccy1kp96h71-3216055002.jpg)

>>2562785Whatever you say, odd nona
No. 2562798
File: 1749856464365.jpg (116.94 KB, 1280x720, 2707462819.jpg)

>>2562788samefag here are more anons icaww
No. 2562815
File: 1749857028743.jpg (43.44 KB, 1280x720, C0304_tggv4m.jpg)

>>2562810Funky furby!
She's my favourite and the most valuable
No. 2562860
File: 1749858718773.jpg (172.65 KB, 720x900, tumblr_ee0f97425c4a574b51b8a81…)

where can i find a cute man who'll let me do this to him
No. 2562918
File: 1749860895390.png (312.96 KB, 800x541, neko_oyako.png)

I would love to raise a cat but the only thing that holds me back from raising one is that they shit in a box and you can't train them to do their business outside.
No. 2562930
File: 1749861271501.gif (1.76 MB, 220x239, just_friends.gif)

>>2562918Birdfags ruined cat ownership
(ai outside containment) No. 2562946
File: 1749861590504.gif (1.18 MB, 378x214, 2353971989.gif)

>>2562942This one is cool. It's called a "loon" anon. Do you like it?
No. 2562959
>>2562946It's pretty cool that she's a sort of badass mommy aircraft carrier but like
>>2562950 said, loons probably aren't really threatened by domestic cats. Even if a cat catches the chicks on land, I bet the mother loon would mess that cat up.
No. 2562961
File: 1749862202972.jpg (59.2 KB, 686x386, lay_down.jpg)

>>2562960Size discrimination. As soon as a cat is big, suddenly it is sacred and you should let it eat you. Just because the domesticated cat is small, people think it shouldn't be allowed to kill a few birds. Even though it barely needs any birds to survive, if the cat were eating the birds for the purpose of energy
No. 2562965
>>2562961See, my main issue is that it's seen as weird, odd or outright
abusive to have your cat on a leash and taking it out to shit and walk and stuff. I love cats and I love dogs, I just wish they weren't treated so unfairly and weirdly.
No. 2562968
File: 1749862501179.jpg (3.31 MB, 5441x3627, all-about-tabby-cats-552489-he…)

>>2562965If someone has a house, they're pretty much a sadist if they don't at least have their cat on a leash outdoors sometimes so it can lay in the sun and make human friends. Something I love about living in a small town is that the neighbours still let their cats wander around. There's a huge one that looks like picrel and visits us now kek
No. 2562976
>>2562965Who sees it as
abusive to have a cat on a lead? We have a lady who walks her cat on a lead up here in Nowheresville and at most she's seen as a bit eccentric. People will shit talk you if you're normal, people will shit talk you if you're weird. Living your life trying to dodge the judgement of dumbdumbs sounds exhausting and pointless, unless of course the dumbdumbs have the power to kill you for heresy.
In which case, stay safe.
No. 2563104
File: 1749867422628.jpeg (558.96 KB, 1125x1490, IMG_5918.jpeg)

>>2562961If some rando Colorado man can beat a lion I can too.
No. 2563120
File: 1749868019149.jpeg (259.01 KB, 1900x1425, IMG_5919.jpeg)

>>2562946I like towhees. They look like satanic robins.
No. 2563122
File: 1749868248688.webp (36.48 KB, 650x647, 6545678765.webp)

>>2563120Too many of these anons
No. 2563277
File: 1749876115012.jpg (6.67 KB, 262x262, grovel.jpg)

its so uncanny for the dumbass shitters to be quiet, I had to double check if this thread hit post cap. where art my nonnies
No. 2563308
File: 1749877484769.png (1.85 MB, 1556x1306, Screenshot 2025-06-13 at 10.03…)

>>2563287what's going on in here- OH SHIT hey girls whattup!!
No. 2563315
File: 1749877777978.jpg (8.67 KB, 255x253, wa.jpg)

>>2563302i've never been able to make chocolate truffles
No. 2563533
File: 1749903576261.jpg (21.71 KB, 464x262, 1000075235.jpg)

How it feels to return back to normal after eating a steak after starting your period.
No. 2563565
File: 1749906554295.gif (7.81 MB, 498x315, eastenders.gif)

I have to go to work in an hour but I want to read sex fics so bad
No. 2563567
File: 1749906920476.jpg (68.6 KB, 500x644, Fzll3FXWYAEY6OH.jpg)

>>2563565just read ur sex fics at work!
No. 2563642
File: 1749911227417.jpg (1.14 MB, 3120x2088, 1000038780.jpg)

This is such a pickme saying, I don't think I'll be able to continue this manga if she remains an airhead like that.
No. 2563733
File: 1749915855949.jpg (10.41 KB, 360x360, raf,360x360,075,t,fafafa_ca443…)

I love him so much, you guys wouldn't understand…
No. 2563761
File: 1749917282986.jpg (211.94 KB, 1920x1200, 1000004083.jpg)

I decided to make this my wallpaper just to join that ol' microtrend but I have nothing on the shelves
No. 2563963
File: 1749928081060.png (Spoiler Image,1.15 MB, 1597x1409, Twergull.png)

>>2562688reminds me of this abomination for some reason…then again it is miitopia so maybe it's less out of place.
No. 2563967
File: 1749928268328.png (484.39 KB, 1096x808, image.png)

I had way too much fun with the smash or pass AI yesterday
No. 2563987
File: 1749928961904.png (218.78 KB, 687x1223, 1000037295.png)

>>2563983NTA but thank you nonna kek
No. 2563993
File: 1749929066978.jpg (1.58 MB, 954x2639, Nikocado.jpg)

>start new legacy challenge in the sims 4
>make female sim
>was ovulating so I got really horny for her even though I've never gotten horny over the sims
>like I give her revealing outfits and get custom content that shows her boobs it's that bad
>she dies after 4 days in a house fire
No. 2564000
File: 1749929117436.png (268.69 KB, 1090x763, 1749869883778138.png)

>>2563987You’re welcome kek, frankly I’m surprised the people on the husbando thread didn’t find it first.
No. 2564003
File: 1749929184485.png (186.98 KB, 819x589, luna.png)

>>2563967and this is how i'm going to spend my evening
No. 2564010
File: 1749929393817.png (293.7 KB, 1002x827, aww.PNG)

No. 2564021
File: 1749929518192.png (377.64 KB, 998x789, hard agree.PNG)

I like this
No. 2564022
File: 1749929542350.jpg (188.45 KB, 1080x789, IMG_20250614_213058.jpg)

kek
No. 2564038
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>>2564019I put my husbando in and it gave him a 9/10 which was cool until it started vividly describing what it would be like to stick your dick inside him. i wouldn't mind if i were a fujo but i'm not
No. 2564043
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>>2564036Kinda what I expected kek
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>>2564037I'm going to kill myself.
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New fetish unlocked. How do you get this picky AI to rate 9 or 10/10?
No. 2564054
>>2564051>The Victorian ghost vibe isn't doing it for meAyrt, the AI
clearly has bad taste
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>>2564050>girl in air quotes Glad to see Kikomi’s gender being recognized
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I honestly could put any picture of digibro in and it would be hilarious
No. 2564068
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>>2564063It's a fucking TIF! It has a pussy now!
No. 2564073
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It, uh, seems to like Brujo's art
No. 2564074
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It simply refuses to even consider Hank Hill
No. 2564075
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>>2564046>pickyit's just really fucking gay (in a moid way)
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>>2563983Love that for me (?)
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>>2564076What the hell dude
No. 2564086
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>>2564080typical moid sexuality tbh
No. 2564087
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>>2564075REALLY gay
>>2564081It’s funny
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>>2563983Absolutely disgusting wording
No. 2564093
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>>2564084It's into fatties
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jfc
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kek
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>>2564038I think my husbando got the worst rating of the husbandos thus far kek
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>>2564108why does the ai hate twinks
No. 2564113
>>2564108It's okay
nonnie it just doesn't understand the appeal of a fragile twink
No. 2564118
>>2564115Close, Ukyo
I like N with the male protagonist.
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And when the frog dressed up so nicely, too.
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>>2564112idk i got this result with one of my images
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It only likes it when men are looking angry or determined. Also it sounds like the average /g/ post
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>>2564117It's
really into beefy men kek. Spoiler for gross /g/ tier wording
No. 2564130
>>2564124Yes because loving-kindness for all on earth is how we help lift each other towards the escape of Samsara,
nonnie. If karma is real we'd want to generate as much positive karma as possible, so helping people who are followed by their accumulated bad karma is what heals the world.
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I don't get it. It says it doesn't want to fuck someone that looks like they'll cry during sex but if you cry before sex it's fine?
No. 2564143
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But can your husbandos beat Goku?
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Turkish soldiers typed that!
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>>2564112It likes twinks sometimes
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>>2564143It's a funny concept but I wish it was less coomery. Also it seems a little confused about the physicality of what it's saying lol
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>>2564162
unrel but i've always wanted to post this picture somewhere on lc but never could figure out a proper time to do so
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IT SAID THE WORD "FAGGOT"
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>>2564171Of course not! It was a response to this picture of Cloud!
No. 2564177
>>2564174Kek aww. Why aren't nonnas including pictures with the responses?
>>2564169You can say rape here.
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Well
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>>2564192>I’d make him call me mommyI could see Sephiroth being into that kek
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Dio…
No. 2564205
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>>2564197He just hates cripples, but take him out of the wheelchair and plop him on the ground and it's fine
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>>2563983Either want's to
fuck and suck this "statue" of all it's minerals 8/10 or that he's creepy for having no face and snakes 2/10
i love it
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>>2564043I'm like 99% sure it recognizes them
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AI is cringe
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>>2564244not comfy enough for ai
fuck flood detection No. 2564262
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>>2564251what did you expect? did you want the ai to validate your pedo shit?
>>2564244here you go nona
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how dare it disrespect the queen
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How come the AI's a gay fag? How do you get it to be a woman?
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>>2564188>>2564187The bot would rather fuck a lion AND A SNAKE before it touched a green-haired twink, apparently.
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Well, considering it scrapes data off of moid Twitter and Reddit posts… (This was the least disgusting version of what it wanted to say about shoe)
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kekkk
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Bot needs to learn some self love
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absolute fucking fail
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>>2564295I put clymer in because I was curious and it straight up called him a tranny KEK
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Well I for one am SHOCKED
No. 2564306
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correct decision for the wrong reasons
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>>2564306Excuse me I did not marry a fucking twink??
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>>2564301LMAO fuck you Cy get BTFO
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>>2564308soo inconsistent smh my head
No. 2564329
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I sent that bot a selfie. I have some good news and some bad news. It gave me an 8/10. But you probably shouldn't put it on technically novel if you're not ready to feel sexually harassed by the fucking bot. I thought it was gonna say that it would take me on a date and make me breakfast in the morning or something. I wasn't ready for it to say it would "unload" on my face.
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I'm sad it doesn't have a monsterfucker liking, I showed it a few of my monster husbandos and it rejected them all.
No. 2564521
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I'm watching "echo valley" and why tf didn't she burn the abusive cringey moid!?!? There would have been so many opportunities to burn that moid, before the horses.alsodo junkies really run elaborate con scams on their own struggling parents repeatedly, instead of just robbing random wealthy people?I haven't finished it yet, so maybe there was a history of rampant pedo-based pick-meism, before the lesbian marriage that might explain this Also anons are right, ss is a really bad actress I guess. It's hard to tell on euphoria bc they're all like that