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No. 2550225

Previous Thread: >>2530368

No. 2550230

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yay new thread

No. 2550244

Threadpic is so good, I love lolcor

No. 2550257

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Youtube blocking ublock origin on Firefox again. when will this madness end I'm going to kill myself if I have to sit through ads on youtube

No. 2550260

>>2550230
I really want something like this but with Elsie posing and an hyperrealistic cow walking next to her.

No. 2550264

>>2550260
Oh someone make that please I'm begging.

No. 2550266

>>2550264
working on it right now

No. 2550269

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>>2550266
I love you.

No. 2550274

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I'm still sated from my first meal of the day. How the fuck did this moid end up this way, and how does he even maintain it? No food is ever that serious

No. 2550276

>>2550274
A lot of people end up this fat by eating high calories, low nutrition food. They dont eat fruits or vegetables. Always microwaved trash and snacks from the 7-11

No. 2550279

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Me when I’m locking eyes with the cute male nurse as I shit my pants so he’ll undress me

No. 2550284

I am a menace to little creatures. Couple of weeks ago I discovered a weakened bumblebee on the ground in the heat. Google told me to bring it to a shady place and give it some water, so I picked it up and attempted to bring it over to a nice and shady flower bed only to drop it several times becauce it crawled about in my hand like a drunkard. Found a snail last week in the middle of a pavement. Brought it to a grassy area in the opposite direction of where it was going because I'm dumb. Saw a beetle toppled over on a walkpath today. All I did was give it a little nudge to help it turn over and it just did a double-roll and fucking died. I try to be a Disney princess and I'm just Beetle Killer Barb.

No. 2550287

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>my mother's bulbous nose gene and my father's thin upper lip and widow's peak genes coming to together to give me a face for drag kinging

No. 2550297


No. 2550304

>>2550279
I hope my retirement home nurses are hot so I can do this.

No. 2550305

>>2550102
I meant the whole Semi- and Final steams on cytube, including the chats. I wasn't sure about sharing them since nonnas voiced some worries last year but I'd say dumbass nonnies are pretty save kek. It was really fun and frustrating.

>i hate male quirkmeisters, and the moids seem like quirkmeisters, maybe ESC should stop sending males older than 25 to begin with

based and very true

No. 2550310

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>>2550284
come over here nonnie, I'll tell you about the rabbits and the farm

No. 2550312

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No. 2550314


No. 2550315

>>2550312
Hell yes nonna, god bless.

No. 2550316

>>2550284
beetle killer barb i love your pure heart.

No. 2550317

>>2550312
CUTE. Post this in the Elsie thread too!

No. 2550318

>>2550312
NTAYRT, but this looks so cute nona! I love seeing all the different art styles people draw Elsie in. Love the dancing Russian cow in the back.

No. 2550329

>>2550312
life is worth living again

No. 2550330

>>2550312
This is even better than what I thought about, I love you, nonna.

No. 2550351

why are musk and trump having a messy breakup on social media rn

No. 2550355

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I was this chair to get high in with my girls.

No. 2550364

>>2550305
>maybe ESC should stop sending males older than 25 to begin with
Can we make an exception for him?

No. 2550371

>>2550351
The showrunners are just injecting a bit of drama and uncertainty into the story to keep the audience's attention. Musk-kun and Trump-senpai are otp, have faith true believer love wins.

No. 2550389

>>2550312
Yess I love threadpic and this edit! So cute and so much energy

No. 2550392

>>2550364
his white hair and the reflection of the light on his balding forehead looked like a blond mullet with microbangs i thought it was Jeast Klein kek, but ok i'll make an exception.

No. 2550407

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>>2550392
KEKKKK Jeast Klein wishes he was as hot and talented as Tudor Bumbac is.

No. 2550417

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could a baby that makes inverted sanpaku eyes too often turn out evil?

No. 2550422

>>2550417
If you start putting the baby in the freezer for extremely short bursts of time really often, ie. for 30 seconds every 20 minutes, you can actually "freeze" the evil from happening. You'll notice the eyes stop advertising the evil innards after a few months but you have to be consistent.

No. 2550425

>>2550422
i thought the opposite and put it in the microwave, nonnies what to do, everytime it wakes up it makes this face >>2550417

No. 2550434

there was some nonnie that said lolcor's nitpicking made her care about her nasolabial folds and she got rid of them through some way and i intended to do the same but i forgot. tragic.

No. 2550450

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>>2550425
Whenever it starts feeling particularly bloodthirsty, rattle two baby toys on different sides of its face, its eyes will cross like picrel which will curb its instinctual craving for human sacrifices

No. 2550467

>>2550351
toxic yaoi hits again

No. 2550475

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I think being a mod for several shit has ruined me,I want to post troll replies but then the faggot ass voice in my head tells me "you could get redtexted/time out for that you would've banned that user if you saw it" and I stop myself and move on or report the post to admins, never become mods/admins it will ruin the joy of trolling and make you a wuss ass good anon

No. 2550495

>>2550475
just make a different account, no one will know

No. 2550513

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This show is my personal, private place

No. 2550522

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>Saw a beetle toppled over on a walkpath today
if it makes you feel better boy do I have the video for you

No. 2550565

>>2550522
This is very soothing to watch

No. 2550602

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No. 2550604

“Light. Do you want to have sex?”

Light almost choked on his sip of coffee. Think. He had to play this strategically.

If I immediately say no, he’ll definitely think I’m Kira. It's too obvious. Would Kira have gay sex? Kira would never let himself be in a position so vulnerable, nevermind gay or not. Though… would he? Kira, albeit drawn from me, is a concept who exists in a divorced state. While I may not jump at the oppourtunity for sex, someone such as Kira may see it as a show of power.
so if I declined here, L might suspect that I don’t want to come off as too power hungry, and accuse me of being kira.

I have to go through with it. I don't have a good enough reason to reject him.

But if I say yes, that still points towards Kira, who could use the argument that a "hole is a hole" and therefore top. No, if I suggest topping, he'll definitely think I'm Kira. But wait. That's it.

I’ll take his dick up my ass, proving that I am neither homophobic nor kira.

L, in the meantime, ate his cake without so much giving it a second thought. His trap was well laid and well prepared.

If Light asks me to top, he's definitely Kira.

No. 2550636

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>>2550604
L is for Lula

No. 2550670

Love thread pic and name

No. 2550721

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in a moment of comedic irony, like how i get carried away doing tasks in DOL, I've managed to stay up till 5:30 am, now the thing is, i have an online meeting to attend 10-11 am, do i stay up at the risk of my sanity or do i sleep and just pray i wake up in 4 hours.

No. 2550724

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No. 2550726

>>2550724
but nonnie the meetings with my college professors and class to get briefing on a college trip

No. 2550738

>>2550721
Set alarms

No. 2550748

>>2550726
we'll wake you up nonnie

No. 2550759

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to the nona who also misread my post and deleted after realizing. we are kindred spirits

No. 2550821

>>2550636
Não acredito que meu post atraiu outra anã brasileira

No. 2550916

Apparently YouTube has auto subs now? I know a lot of people hate that but I'm personally happy about it if it's good enough because it means I can watch my obscure shows that exist only in their original languages. Random Argentinian soap opera, French cartoon, and Korean cartoon here I come.

No. 2550921

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Saw this on Facebook. It's the gift that keeps giving.

No. 2550924

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Relatable

No. 2550929

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I can tell i've hit rock bottom because i started feeling jealous of shayna being able to make money from flaunting her gunt online. God, just smite me already.

No. 2550968

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>>2549717
I WONDER IF THAT GUY EVER WIPED HIS ASS WITH THE WRONG HAAAAAAAAAAND!

No. 2550971

>>2550929
I don't judge how people make money anymore. I just judge those who buy it

No. 2550981

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I should be looking for a job but instead i am daydreaming about becoming a famous vtubing and making vtuber models on dress up games.

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No. 2550996

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>>2550981
Took me 40 mins to come up with kawiwi angel nurse of the apocalypse chan

No. 2551023

Calling men "sluts" instead of "mansluts" or "fuckboys" is so liberating. I'm glad lc has shown me the light.

No. 2551060

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>>2551023
yessss nonnie, on another note, must be nice for English to not be an inherently gendered language, i looked up the french word for a (male) whore, closest thing i found was "saluad"?(as an equivalent to salope?) but even that just meant something like a bastard/whore's son(?).
i also tried looking up if the word for whore in my native language too is gendered, but all the results were in my language's script, and genuinely i cannot read it, i truly am illiterate

No. 2551065

>>2551060
God I love not being French.

No. 2551111

Whenever moids learn their ESL girlfriends' first/mother languages to impress them I find it weird. Sometimes they do it so they finally understand their girlfriend's parents shit talking them for rightful reasons. If a moid tried learning my mother tongue and started pulling terms he learnt from Duolingo I'd start getting a shovel

No. 2551138

>>2551111
right, it should be the bare minimum, it's so nauseating when they give this shit eating grin for stumbling their way through the language. "white boy impresses Chinese restaurant by ordering in perfect Mandarin" and it's just because they're shocked a moid rubbed together enough braincells to say ni hao.
not quite related, but i don't trust moids that weirdly want to learn to speak German, not if it's their mother tongue, or if they're doing it for their girl or bc of work, but when it's just random, 9 times out of 10 they're doing it for edgy WW2 retardation reasons, you can tell because they're fixated on specific fancy German words that they say with exaggerated aggressive delivery, my brother wanted to learn German so bad but when his retarded edgy phase went away, so did that desire.

No. 2551141

>>2551138
Kek unrelated but this is the dumbass shit thread so as a child I wanted to learn French so bad because it was the cool romantic love language and now everyone's shitting on it with the "ew fr*nch" memes and honestly I agree and dodged a bullet.
Agreed with German though. Or Russian. In moids of course, they just want to become poopoo Hitler or blast Soviet music in the back of the school bus. Women who learn those sound cool.

No. 2551147

>>2551060
>spoiler
One of the few reasons I like english. Sure, you can say slut and whore have connotations associated with women but at least they're not directly linguistically and etymologically gendered to be female.

No. 2551151

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Do they ever watch reality TV on moovie nights? I really want to watch stupid reality slop with nonnies.

No. 2551152

>>2551141
i want to learn Russian sometimes just because Russian women tend to have that tough bitch reputation that i seriously envy, and sure people also consider them to be submissive, but i think people tend to associate them more with the stereotype of a scary trophy wife that accepts nothing less than princess treatment, which is a step above tradthottery i suppose.

No. 2551154

>>2551152
I want to learn Russian but nothing can make me roll my Rs the way they do. I can only do it in the back of my throat and not the middle or front and it makes me very sad

No. 2551158

>>2551154
Nta but how the hell you rolling your r's in the back of your throat? Are you Perry the Platypus? I'm trying to roll my r's in the back of my throat and I can't lmao.

No. 2551160

>>2551158
Maybe try like croaking and the sounds kind of roll? I'm not sure. Let's switch voices nonny and achieve our dreams

No. 2551162

>>2551154
i can, tee hee

No. 2551163

>>2551158
if you put your tongue to the back of your mouth, you can make this eerrrrrr sound, maybe that's what nonnie means.

No. 2551165

>>2551162
Mom?
Kek seriously though my mom can do it while I can't and if she can't teach me when she taught me everything I needed to be a good person then it's joever

No. 2551169

I have some weird metabolism for real. It's like I can't lose or gain weight no matter what I do. Permanently stuck at an equilibrium

No. 2551171

>>2551169
It's the exact same way for me, I think once I reach a certain weight I start feeling too gross and stop eating as much, and then when I start losing weight I binge again.

No. 2551175

>>2551165
it's never joever daughter, the rolling r sound is produced by vibrating your tongue at the spot behind your upper teeth, not directly behind at, just a lil behind it, and just vibrate your tongue ig, i can do it, i don't know how i do it, maybe exhaling does it or the muscles do it. try it, maybe it'll work.

No. 2551178

>>2551175
Heard this so many times but still appreciated lol. Maybe I just can't do it in the same way some people can't roll their tongue or something

No. 2551184

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>>2551151
plenty, a couple of months ago we watched pic related and years ago we watched flavor of love charm school.

No. 2551196

>>2551184
Damn I can't believe I've been missing this.

No. 2551201

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anisa looks so much like the turkish guy that groomed me online when i was 14 here i was actually shocked when i saw this pic. it gave me flashbacks

No. 2551202

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just found out im 5'3 not 5'4

No. 2551206

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>>2551202
>Laughs in 5'6

No. 2551207

>>2551202
Teeny tiny.

No. 2551209

wait no, my bad guys, i measured wrong, still 5'4. crisis averted, go home everyone.

No. 2551210

>>2551202
When rounded up what is it? I'm like technically 5'3.8 or something but eh

No. 2551211

>>2551202
haha shortie i'm 5'3.5"

No. 2551214

>>2551209
ah fuck i didn't see this. now i'm the shortie, kms

No. 2551221

>>2551209
everyone point and laugh at this womanlet

No. 2551222

>>2551211
haha midget im 5'4'6'7'900.3 say hi to your ant colony from me

No. 2551224

>>2551221
i'm a certified average height stacy now, i'm invincible, your words mean nothing to me

No. 2551226

Has anyone noticed an uptick in what seems to be underage posters that have literally zero experience in life? I saw some anon in the TIF thread ask if TIFs are into Radiohead and it's like if you know what a TIF is and what Radiohead is how do you not know they're like the prime NLOG band kek.

No. 2551231

>>2551226
summerfags are here, it happens every year

No. 2551232

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how do you clock whether an artist is a gay male or a woman

No. 2551235

>>2551232
I've never known a gay artist that drew pretty anime boys, it's only been fugly baras and art ala Keith Haring. I'm going with woman on this one.

No. 2551237

>>2551232
If they draw men with beautiful faces it’s a woman. If they draw disgusting cock and balls and grotesquely huge muscles it’s a man. Your picture is obviously a female artist because there’s no cock involved.

No. 2551242

I feel like anons used to do way more "elaborate" shitposts back in the day. Remember hamster-chan? I can't ever believe that the DAS threads tanked the site's quality. Anons used to actually have fun on here, and other anons would join in to keep the joke going. It literally just feels like twitter now. The era of elaborate /ot/ shitposts is over because so many anons were lost with the shit moderation, the half-assed site migration and bunker threads, and now I think many people have realized the most attention you'll get is by baiting the UO threads like a retarded sped. The /ot/ culture is such shit right now.

No. 2551243

I don't understand why the gym gets such a bad rep, I just started going there and the people are so friendly it's actually insane. Not just the trainers but the people that go there.

No. 2551245

>>2551235
>>2551237
well dead wrong, it's actually a straight black male who draws thirsty pinups
https://www.instagram.com/arekushisu_11

No. 2551248

i want to shove something in my pussy but not in a horny way

No. 2551251

>>2551245
if you'd shown the art with the lady with 3 pairs of ribs removed and a broken waist, nonas would've clocked it faster kek

No. 2551254

>>2551245
…Okay. Am I supposed to be shocked that a straight man posts boring art.

No. 2551257

>>2551232
>>2551245
>Roidpig neck and body under the animu head
Of course it is kek

No. 2551258

>>2551232
This looks ai generated

No. 2551260

Anons I genuinely think I'm aging out of lolcow. I've been here for ten years and for the past few months I've been asking myself why I even come here anymore. I feel like a lot of the magic is gone.

No. 2551261

>>2551226
its sucks too because i like radiohead and british punk i dont know why tiffes need to pretend its their whole personality no wonder yorke hates his fans now kek

No. 2551267

>>2551258
I agree that was my first thought after seeing his insta, if not completely ai generated then they look painted over. The “sketches” don’t make any sense. Maybe he really is that boring, though. He’s secretly a straight man after all and male artists can only draw 1 thing

No. 2551269

>>2551261
I think Thom York has hated his fans well before the tranny craze. Tifs are just NLOGs and are often attracted to "male-centered" media that women are framed as "not getting" by retarded males who like it.

No. 2551270

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why did no one make a new celebricows thread yet

No. 2551275

>>2551270
why don't YOU make one

No. 2551279

>>2551275
i'm too retarded for that

No. 2551326

My rare CIB game still has a $10 GameStop sticker on it and I'm considering listing it with the sticker still stuck on it just to laugh at all the stupid nerds who are willing to pay hundreds for it.

No. 2551380

It's crazy how I know literally 0 women who use astrology to dictate their every move in life and yet every male and pickme in a hundred mile radius gets so performatively enraged by astrology and women who like it for harmless fun. Literally frothing at the mouth irl because astrology was mentioned and they read too many fake AITA posts about horrible astrology loving harpy hags kek.

No. 2551385

>>2551380
I only know people who reference it jokingly. Even the one girl I know who does tarot readings for fun doesn’t actually believe in it, but it makes some people really mad for no reason. They like to say it’s “dangerous” and “anti-science” but don’t get nearly as butthurt about whatever it is that Joe Rogan does on his podcast which is ironic.

No. 2551392

>>2551380
KEK I literally just made a natal chart for my unborn child as a joke for fun and posted it like "wow is my daughter going to be a nerd? Libra sun, cap moon. I don't want a nerd daughter." I think that's pretty clearly a joke, maybe I'm retarded. Maybe everyone else in the world is just too autistic to understand my sense of humor. But people got really mad and defensive, suggesting I give my child up for adoption because, due to my harmless joke about astrology, I was not fit to be a mother. I love spergouts like that though, they're so funny. Life is so funny.

>>2551326
Wow, please do. It's what they deserve.

No. 2551452

>>2551380
100% agree. Ngl I fell for the astrology bad stereotype as a teen and cringe so hard thinking about it.
>Astrology girls be like haha sorry for abusing you I'm a Libra
>Astrology girls be like haha oops I hit the mailbox I'm a saggydicktits
I've NEVER met a woman into astrology who's been like this, genuinely. It's all strawman bullshit. And once you get into further advanced physics it basically proves it's real or at least somewhat real anyway

No. 2551454

>>2551380
>>2551452
The only exception are bippies who mention every 5 seconds that they're a Scorpio kek, they're rare but they do fit the stereotype

No. 2551457

>>2551454
Even those ones do it mostly as a joke anyway

No. 2551491

>>2551452
>physics proves astrology is real
care to elaborate?

No. 2551505

>>2550287
You have a beautiful face and being androgynous makes TIFs seethe, rejoice in your untold power

No. 2551511

>>2551491
astrology is based on the movement of plants in space and astronomy (study of space) is like an application of physics

so when they say mercury is in retrograde that is true, the planet mercury would be in retrograde orbit

No. 2551554

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I was about to do a very insightful post in the vent thread, then I looked at my cat that is lying next to me and purring loudly as he's staring at me lovingly. Now everything is fine

No. 2551564

forgot what thread i was in a reported a post for fujosperging in the fujo thread. just take me out back and shoot me, mods i apologize.

No. 2551602

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do you nonnies ever feel like your armpits smell different from each other?

No. 2551605

>>2551111
Why? I’m working on learning my bf’s mother tongue. I feel like you should at least make a bare minimum effort to learn some phrases if you’re dating someone who’s ESL.

No. 2551606

>>2550312
ryukishi elsie my beloved

No. 2551612

Stopped at an absolutely great diner out in the middle of nowhere during my 7 hour road trip, decided on a whim that I wanted to try their milkshakes and it's been like 10 hours since and I'm still thinking about it. It was the creamiest and most flavorful milkshake I've ever had, it was like I had ascended to heaven, and I have no clue how they managed to make it taste like that. And I'll probably never have it again since the diner is 4 fucking hours away.

No. 2551614

>>2551605
ntayrt , but nonnie read the post,
>moids learn their ESL girlfriends' first/mother languages to impress them
it's not about doing the bare minimum, it's about doing the bare minimum poorly and then acting like people should suck their dick for it. the difference between a moid trying to learn his girlfriend's native language to be closer to her and prove to her parents that they're compatible because it's the normal thing to do versus a moid saying Bayerische Motoren Werke in a hideous hardly trying accent and then waiting for people to say "oh wow you sound totally German bro"

No. 2551615

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>>2551564
I report scrote posts often only to see I was in the post like a moid thread….

No. 2551618

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>>2550996
That was actually a thing during ww2 kek I love this photo btw

No. 2551628

>>2551626
Can you repost your "this is me" image I want to save it also I agree with you

No. 2551630

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Not to get all astrological, but I think taurus mars has to be the worst placement to have. Literally the definition of sloth.

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>>2551628
Here you go anon.

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>>2551632
Thank you ily nonnie

No. 2551651

>>2551630
Okay but a Libra Mars though? Like congrats on never accomplishing anything in life because you can never pick an option kek.

No. 2551661

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>>2551202
I converted my height from cm to inches and it turns out this whole time I was 5'4" not 5'5"

No. 2551663

I love my air conditioner she makes my room nice and cold and smells weirdly good

No. 2551677

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i'm seeing why people are so into Hans Landa as a villain, he's so zesty it's kekilicious, and the scene with him negotiating is so funny, like this guy is crazy crazy, a theatre is going to blow up with Hitler in it and he's ordering himself an American passport, a new jazzy house on island, a harem of all murican boys, 50 medals, a blowjob from the president, and maybe 1 medal for each of the bastards and then rewriting history too KEKK

No. 2551681

>>2551661
WHO THE FUCK IS MARIO JUDAH

No. 2551699

>>2551202
>>2551661
If you're not doing it correctly, you won't get the right height. For example, if I google "160cm to feet," it'll give me "5.24 feet," and since we're used to the metric system we'd assume that that means "5 foot 2 and a half inches," but that's not correct.

You'd need to do "160cm to inches," which would give me 62.9 inches, then subtract 12 from 63 (rounded up from 62.9) until I'm left with a remainder.
>63 - 12 = 51
>51 - 12 = 39
>39 - 12 = 27
>27 - 12 = 15
>15 - 12 = 3
So that's 5 feet 3 inches (1 foot = 12 inches). I.e., 5.24 feet = 5 foot 3 inches. This discrepancy is why so many countries adopted the metric system.

No. 2551747

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The subtitles for I Know What You Did Last Summer that i downloaded are in Finnish, but the movie's in English so i guess it's time to learn Finnish

No. 2551749

>>2551747
katsokaa means "look at her"?

No. 2551751

>>2551749
suuret means "ample" or big?

No. 2551752

I think it's funny how every country has their own version of cooked meat wrapped in dough

No. 2551753

>>2551751
hej jatkat means hey guys?

No. 2551754

>>2551753
idk what kotimaatani means but it sounds like a place in South India kek

No. 2551756

>>2551754
anna menna kultsi "work it babe"?

No. 2551758

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Let's all learn Finnish together

No. 2551759

>>2551756
taa on mun tytto "thats my girl"?

No. 2551763

>>2551758
yes nonni! i wish i had the motivation to learn any other language really, but it never seems like i have time, i have just the month of June free, what do i even learn in this time

No. 2551766

>>2551759
samefag, of all the phrases i know it's "tapa itsesi moidi" kek

No. 2551772

>>2551766
hiuksi means hair?

No. 2551776

>>2551772
ymmarretty "got it"?

No. 2551781

Postung frim work

No. 2551783

Anons please tell me a story about someone you personally knew was a pick me or otherwise a bad person but nobody else believed you or saw it. I have to deal with this grown ass woman making sly remarks about me but everyone loves her for some reason. I keep trying to connect with her but she's been so hostile for no reason. I need to read stories to cope kek.

No. 2551784

>>2551781
I'm telling your boss.

No. 2551788

>>2551783
Yeah there's a lady at work with a fake strawberry allergy and she faked a miscarriage after our boss died, but everyone thinks she's a nice lady. But I can't run my mouth like "a miscarriage at 4 weeks, you mean a period? Kind of convenient that it happens right after our boss dies innit". Or "strawberry allergies aren't airborne, you have to eat the strawberry." Bc then people will also know that I am a bad person as well. Shhhh.

No. 2551789

>>2551788
She sounds fucking insufferable, I would talk so much shit to her if I had a coworker like that

No. 2551799

>>2551661
I'm somewhere between 5'9" and 5'10"
I must say that I envy your ability to squeeze into tight spaces and avoid knocking your head off of low ceilings in basements.
>>2551781
Same, if they don't want me to shit post on the company dime they should give me something to do.

No. 2551802

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I’m guessing we’re all collectively too lazy to start a new celebricows thread, and I am also part of the problem kek

No. 2551803

>>2551788
That's fucking annoying as hell. If I were you I'd mention the strawberry thing but pose it as a question kek. My weird pick me has made 3 sly comments about my weight (I'm thinner than her) and 2 about how I have no tits, and both have been in front of males. I feel like I'm going crazy because everyone loves her.

No. 2551806

>>2551802
I started typing up a new recap but I stopped because the milk was so boring and I also cant think of a good title for it kek

No. 2551809

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>>2551776
>en means no?
>malja meille is how you give a toast?
>Alas jatka laputtaa is how you tell someone to fuck off or take a hike ig
>rauha = chill out
>kiiti = thanks, kaveri = bro
>paa kiinni = shut up
>urbaani legenda
>ohjaavana valona = guiding light
>koukku either means penis or phallic
>city names end in "iin" ig, like New Yorkiin or Bostoniin
>alkoholisti
>varo = watch out
>mika se oli = what was that
>kuka han on = who is he
>tuo ei ole totta = that's not true
it's so distracting how hot Julie is in this movie, her boobs are so perfect
>voinko auttaa = what can i do for you
this was a great exercise in getting me sleepy kek, i finish the rest in the morning.

No. 2551822

Damn I so badly want to visit a Scandinavian country some day.

No. 2551838

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>>2551783
One of my old friends (more like an acquaintance I couldn't get rid of) wasn't even sneaky with her pickmeism kek. She was the kind of person that everyone pitied because she was fat and insecure about it, so people thought that anyone who spoke against her was just being mean. I don't know how they believed that when she never had anything nice to say about her female friends and would make backhanded comments about us in front of moids. She was also a pathological liar who made wild claims, the worst was probably when she cried about losing a friend in the Ariana Grande concert bombing, but when I brought that same friend up just a few weeks later, she was like "who?" She would also (apparently) get harassed by a "creepy guy" every single day, but whenever someone offered to help her or report him, she'd just giggle and say it was flattering as someone will sexual trauma that really pissed me off. I'm so glad I don't have to deal with her or her ugly scrote orbiters anymore. I know everyone says this but I feel like I genuinely have a gift for seeing through people's bullshit, because there's been SO many cases of me hating a person everyone else loves and then I always turn out to be right kek. I HATE MAKING TYPOS REEEEEE THIS IS MY THIRD ATTEMPT AT MAKING THIS SHITTY BLOGPOST

No. 2551840

>>2551803
God how irritating. Women who put others down for male attention are so pathetic. Moids will fuck anything from coconuts to monitor lizards to other moids. What's there to compete for?

No. 2551842

>>2551840
I'm amazed that women who haven't figured this out still exist kek

No. 2551870

>>2551783
Not really a pickme story but there was a 'bisexual' coomer moid who attached himself to a couple of my work mates and briefly dated one of them and in spite of him being a walking, talking, flashing red flag who sucked all of the air out of the room and fucked people over constantly, nobody would ever say a bad word about him and they all treated him like a figure who demanded respect and admiration. I can't even rationalize the deference he received by saying he was attractive; he was short, lisping and round but people would just hang off of his every word even when he'd be talking utter shite. He was completely ambitious and self serving, would undermine friends of his at work to pursue promotions and was an egregious two-faced suck up to anyone in authority over him.
I'd feel like I was going completely crazy any time anyone I knew would talk about this toxic tard, they all had stories about him screwing them over, cheating on one of them, and they'd all just laugh it off and finish the story with "he's a great guy though" Absolutely bizarre, I've heard about some people having "reality distortion fields" and this is the closest I've come to witnessing the phenomenon, to this day the only other person I know who couldn't stand him was the manager who gave him the boot after he completely pooched a major job: naturally she is still resented by coom-tard's meat puppets for ejecting their sacred climber.

No. 2551871

>>2551838
Holy shit anon if there's any more details I urge you to post about her in the personal cows thread kek, she sounds crazy. I hate how some people can get away with shit just because they're someone we are supposed to pity.

No. 2551880

>>2551870
Holy shit, I feel like we had the same experience with the same type of person. I knew a good-for-nothing narc whose biggest dream was to be on SNL kek, and he had a raging porn addiction that made his girlfriends go insane because he was constantly hounding them for sex and when he got bored he'd demand to open the relationship. He'd do this entire thing where he pretended to cheat on them just to make them jealous. When he would be in a group of men and he was driving he'd make his least favorite friend get out of his car late at night in deserted parking lots or country roads and drive off and leave them there for, at times, up to two hours. As a "joke". Then he'd come back and force these dudes to run after his car. This faggot was literally 5'6" and had major gay face and yet every single person fell madly in love with him and defended him, even though he was a raging misogynist narc. No idea how or why.

No. 2551885

>>2551781
postung
postang
posteng
postong
postyng

No. 2551888

>>2551880
Good lord, they're the exact same person. Are some manlets able to develop psychic manipulation powers through the sheer power of their seethe at being short? Is the purple man based on some writer's personal experience with one of these malevolent dwarves?

No. 2551889

>>2551880
>>2551870
Do they make these coomer faggots in a factory or something?? I swear all they have to do is tell one okayish joke, and suddenly everyone else falls over themselves to defend their unwashed asses because they're "the light of the party"
>>2551871
I haven't seen her in YEARS but I'll make a list of everything I remember kek

No. 2551907

anyone else find ginger moids hot? i feel like everyone rags on them unfairly

No. 2551910

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>>2551783
this girl in hs who literally tried to regina george everyone and it worked because everybody but me was retarded, some girls found out about her shitty behavior and started disliking her but that was after it all. From what i remember she'd mostly hang out with guys outside of school and had already dated most of them kek every time she found out a girl had a crush on some guy she inmediatly went to flirt with them and made nasty comments especifically about the girl who had a crush on wichever guy she was talking to
Worst thing she did imo is she and her friend teamed up and while she went to her friends ex to talk shit about his new girlfriend, pick mes friend tried to befriend the new girlfriend and convince her to break up with him. After they failed on breaking them up, they completely isolated her from the group they had included her in and started "privately" making fun of her for self harming
she was also weird to me and tried to touch me and sit on my lap and later talked shit about me when i said i disliked her
>>2551838
>One of my old friends (more like an acquaintance I couldn't get rid of)
>wasn't even sneaky with her pickmeism kek
>She was the kind of person that everyone pitied because she was fat and insecure about it, so people thought that anyone who spoke against her was just being mean.
> also a pathological liar who made wild claims
kekkk i also met a girl like this but shed try to get pity by trying to act cute and like a little girl but also calling herself fat and this one time someone told her
>ok yeah you're fat, what are we supposed to do about it??
and she didnt talk for the rest of the day kekkk, she even made up a story about how her middle school teachers would command and force each and every single one of her classmates to bully her kekkk we believed her at first but she'd only bring it up when questioned about literally anything so we stopped caring, she did the same thing as the previous girl but instead of anyone's crush, it was the crushes of her closest friends
Also had some weird fake friendship with the other pick me

No. 2551916

>>2550748
Do you think she's still asleep?

No. 2551927

>>2551907
can't think of a single one

No. 2551945

>>2551907
kek can you show us an example of one you think is hot

No. 2551950

>>2551907
Think strategically nonnie, it's in your best interests that ginger moids remain unpopular. If they become popular it means you face stiffer competition and there will be less palid freckly manflesh available to you.
I can't think of any famous gingers I'd consider attractive but I'll admit to meeting one or two irl who I'd admit were sort of cute if you twisted my arm.

No. 2551954

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Ever had a question that you don't know if it should go on this thread or the mental disorder one?

No. 2551956

I slept on fashion for about 10 years and now what I know is back. I care again

No. 2551960

Amy poehler type humor makes me vomit through my nostrils

No. 2551961

i had a rather nonsensical dream last night about meeting these girls who were a fan of this european y2k girl group and i was all like, “oh, i’ve been getting into them recently, i’m a fan, too!”, and basically there was this giant ass pink bunny plush who i was talking it’s ear off and, i swear to god, could move it’s limbs and mouth on some toy story shit, but it’s movements were always so slight and i could never hear what the bunny plush was saying. so, at some point afterwords, i pass by the other girls and go into my childhood bedroom, which looks just like it did when i was a young’un, and i get a glimpse of these hand mirrors with triple decker i wanna say wedding cakes on them - very kawaii desu ne - and walked back into the og room and what do i find but one of the girls shooting the shit and feeding chocolate cake to giant pink bunny plush whose moving their limbs openly! this makes me jealous as fuck, i asked the girl why the bunny plush is so goddamn open with you and not me and she looked irritated while saying it’s the bunny plush’s decision how open to be with others and that i wasn’t (blank) enough to get giant pink bunny plush’s trust anyways idk i woke up, but the word was probably gonna be either charming or whimsical - which is total bullshit, i’m literally an aries, i’m absolutely filled with charm by default! but then again, i’m also a boring ass virgo moon, so who knows?? anyways, i’m gonna increase my whimsy by buying the flower knows cupid cake hand mirror, which i was initially gonna buy, but wound up buying something slightly different instead - no regrets on that purchase, but still. i have no fucking idea how to increase my charm, i guess by being more myself maybe? does anynonny know how to become more charming pls help a delightful young lady out

No. 2551980

>>2551910
>she was also weird to me and tried to touch me and sit on my lap and later talked shit about me when i said i disliked her
This is taking me out because I have also had experience with a weirdo pickme woman that loved to act like some dark triad machiavellian Hannibal lecter despite being incredibly obvious make physical moves on me. She tried to break up me and my boyfriend at the time, and later I found out it was because like a year or so earlier he had rejected her romantic advances. Her friend hit me up a loooong time later after they had an explosive BPD split breakup and told me that her awkward-ass feeling me up was because she genuinely thought that I was attracted to her and she could pull me and break up me and my boyfriend. I just want this phenomenon of woman studied so bad.

No. 2551989

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>>2550513
i still love saying oh frittata kek

No. 2552022

Is there a new celebricows thread yet?

No. 2552039

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I love watching this one crating youtuber because she is so bad at crafts. And has the worst taste imaginable. I don't mean any of this in a mean way, I'm happy she gets joy out of her hobbies, it's just that it is so entertaining to watch someone with no artistic eye try to reason their way through an art project because the choices are always so hilarious.

No. 2552040

>>2550513
Xavier is my husbando

No. 2552043

>>2552039
link me that shit

No. 2552046

>>2552039
kek, I think I get you. I have an art friend with has commercial aspirations, she's absolutely hopeless but puts so much effort and love into her paintings. I wish I could share some of her creatures, they're delightful, but I'd never be able to forgive myself.
It's nice you can enjoy that kind of content without being a jackass about it.

No. 2552052

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No. 2552062

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>>2552043
The channel is
https://www.youtube.com/@RoseRequinCrafts
Picrel is her attempt at nesting dolls. I legit think the green one has reaction image potential.

She's also unsettlingly obsessed with desserts and sweets. I'd say 85% of her art is either a donut, or a popsicle, or ice cream. And even though she does those themes endlessly, she never improves at even drawing a donut. I love her.

No. 2552064

>>2552062
samefag, and no, she's not mentally disabled. She is actually very intelligent sounding and has a sense of humor. Her being a seemingly normal functioning adult woman adds to the mystique of the channel.

No. 2552070

Gonna beat the shit out of my motherboard manufacturer and AMD as well. I'm on a mission to destroy.
>>2552062
These go hard kek

No. 2552071

>>2552022
there is now >>2552067

No. 2552081

>>2552062
These are actually very cute kek. I would buy one.

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No. 2552127

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I am NOT getting a switch2, it is not otome gaming safe, your labia WILL get caught in it.

No. 2552135

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>>2552039
>>2552062
Omg I'm surprised to find someone else who also loves Rose Requin's videos like I do. She's not very talented, but her stuff is still comfy and enjoyable for me in a way. She's a elementary school principal which I think is a big reason why a lot of her art leans towards being very childish with practically all her subjects either being some kind of dessert or chibi animal. It's also why a lot of her video topics seem to be the kind of thing a kid's content creator would make, but she produces them more like a general audiences kind of way. They're usually pretty low-key and can still be enjoyed by an adult (I think her audience is mostly made of fellow grown women and maybe some of their children).
I think she said that she's only been doing art as a hobby for about four or five years now, and while she has improved (see picrel, left is before and right is after), she's still far from being skilled. She has a good attitude about it all though and admits to being an amateur, but she just seems to be having fun with arts and crafts which I can really appreciate. She seems like a nice lady too, I just wish the best for her and her channel.

>>2552127
Kek wtf this guy sounds insane, why did he keep his finger there for so long

No. 2552140

Watching some show and the voice actor for a main character changed and they explained it in universe with "he damaged his voice box" which is whatever, but the VA is so bad at acting he sounds like he's reading a script only and his voice is too off and sounds out of place with the other more suitable VAs for the other characters and their acting style. It's like he's from another show entirely or something.

No. 2552144

>>2552127
I know he’s playing it up for the camera but it’s hilarious how moids react to mild pain kek

No. 2552190

>>2552140
Kek is it Solar Opposites, when they replaced Justin Roiland?

No. 2552204

>>2552190
No, it's 2012 TMNT Leonardo. He went from a 15 yo teenager to a 30 yo man.
The before
https://youtu.be/RZ1gaRPbbC0?si=oFDfeswJ_4fi1EeU
The after, hearing the others talk compared to him sounds so uncanny lmao. I'm still taken aback by it tons of episodes later. He just stands out too much to me.
https://youtu.be/DTGGcEsknPY?si=hDdZckSgXK2XcEyI

No. 2552224

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>>2551880
>When he would be in a group of men and he was driving he'd make his least favorite friend get out of his car late at night in deserted parking lots or country roads and drive off and leave them there for, at times, up to two hours. As a "joke". Then he'd come back and force these dudes to run after his car.
>This faggot was literally 5'6"
how do moids actually let this happen to themselves and live without shame? and by a moidlet nonetheless, i'd make him eat thumbtack soup omg

No. 2552228

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>>2551916
i did the scummy thing and asked a friend to wake me up with a phone call in time for the meeting kek, along with setting up one of those puzzle alarms, my friend forgot to call me but i managed to wake up just in time!! too bad the meeting was a nothingburger and could've been a fucking email.

No. 2552239

>>2552127
is this like the moid's audition tape for a malesub JAV? why'd his retarded sushi ass keep his finger stuck there for so long, and acting like it's going to bite off an entire digit. and the part where he shows how much skin has been caught is fucking hilarious, you can clip off that much skin off with a cuticle clipper with no pain KEK. the voice is hideous too, like a teenage choir boy castrated a bit too late and raspy like wood on concrete, maybe he wasn't auditioning but he's REJECTED anyways.

No. 2552240

drunk eating burger

No. 2552241

Testing shapes with sewing and made a strange round creature that's sitting on my bed. He is my son now. I will not be a boymom though at least

No. 2552285

went to a fancy event at my former workplace and one of the bartenders who recognized me gave a free to the guy in line in front of me b/c he thought we were together. lowkey offended b/c that dude was ugly but ig im happy for him for getting a free drink. i did go back later and paid for one more drink and got a second one on the house so ill forgive the bartender, its cool that he was giving out free drinks regardless of the reason

No. 2552310

>>2551618
>That was actually a thing during ww2
Yeah i know about it, it's awesome. Even horses wore gas masks. Fuck WWIIfags that claim the great war was boring because ''muh trench warfare, soldiers walking, shit machinery'' it was freaking cool.

No. 2552369

>>2551880
>>2551888
What the fuck, this sounds almost exactly like a scrote I know who DID go on to work for SNL (?!) I’ve been baffled for literally years that he somehow became successful and so many people seem drawn to him, and shrug and laugh it off when he does heinous shit, how on earth do they do it? Were these scrotes born with some kind of cheat code or something?

No. 2552418

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>how i sleep knowing that im short but i live in midgetland so im still tall among the midgets

No. 2552453

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>horse eye
>cow eye
>cat eye
>goat eye
I don't give a flying fuck about eye color. Anyone who spergs about eye color is either an insecure and jealous brown-eyed faggot who has PTSD after being brutally mogged by one Scandi bitch, or some ugly Amberlynn-built Hitler's wet dream who's trying to cope over the fact that sexy scrotes are obviously going to pick a fine ass brown-eyed woman over a life-sized blue eyed cabbage patch doll any day of the week, month and year. But if somebody told you that you have "horse eyes" or "cow eyes", that is a bad thing and it's not because of eye color, you spergs. It's because they're comparing you to animals that are known for being ugly as hell.(we don't need to have this infight again)

No. 2552460

>>2552369
>>2551880
name and shame then

No. 2552461

>>2552453
In Japan and Korea, cow eyes is a compliment, like doe eyes.

No. 2552462

>>2552453
Not everything is about being 'fogged' or getting picked by 'sexy scrotes'. You pickme retards who make everything about men and intrasexual female competition are mentally ill and insufferable.

No. 2552463

>>2552453
>It's because they're comparing you to animals that are known for being ugly as hell.
Horse eyes, yes Cow eyes, no. That means to look at someone in a smitten/longing way (also known as sheep's eyes), but I've definitely heard it to just mean big dark eyes with long eyelashes. Cows have objectively beautiful eyes so idk what you're smoking, if they were saying you're a cow in general than that's an insult but not the eyes specifically.

Eye colour does not matter at all in comparison to eye shape/size but it seems lolcow is destined to stay locked in an eternal battle over eye colour for some fucking reason.

No. 2552464

>>2552461
We're not in either or from either though. Plus Japanese and Korean beauty standards are pedophilic and ugly anyways so who cares what they find attractive.

No. 2552466

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>>2552453
Cows are not ugly take it back

No. 2552468


No. 2552469

>>2552466
Cows are so cute. Imagine coming on lolcow and calling cows ugly. I hope that bitch khs for saying that.

No. 2552473

>>2552468
Cope with what…? Not wanting a trait related to my ethnicity compared to an animal?

No. 2552478


No. 2552480

>>2552473
99.9% of Asians have brown eyes too you retard.(infighting)

No. 2552481

>>2552462
The board has become overrun with zoomer summerfags and it's insufferable. When does Hell Week start?

No. 2552482

>>2552466
What a pretty pic I love it

No. 2552483

>>2552480
But not all Asians are Japanese or Korean, smart ass.(infighting)

No. 2552485

>>2552483
go back

No. 2552488

>>2552485
Back to where? This is my home.

No. 2552490

File: 1749294044570.jpg (34.02 KB, 480x320, 1000036199.jpg)

>Eye colour sperging
>"Lol, unpopular opinions at it again, what losers-"
>IT'S IN DUMBASS SHIT
We are too cool for this nonnies please stop fighting

No. 2552495

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>>2552453
Why did you have to bring back this retarded infight

No. 2552509

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i had a dream i was getting married, i caught my own bouquet that i threw and got bored so i walked home to watch tv instead

No. 2552512

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>>2552453
As if goats are known for being more attractive? They're ugly too, why single out horses and cows. I wouldn't mind being compared to cow's eyes, but goats?

No. 2552521

first i thought threadpic was one of these "im saving myself for a xxx" memes

No. 2552523


No. 2552524

>>2552369
WHO IS IT NONNIE? Spill it!

No. 2552528

>>2552224
Ayrt, the midget narc had a big group chat with almost everyone he knew in it, and apparently that wasn't weird to most of these people. When he'd prank his least favorite friend, the dude would usually get really angry and leave the group chat, but then the midget narc would put on a big show of apologizing, but it was done in this really weird "ironic" way. Like he thought he was in a TV show. And every one of those dudes ended up forgiving him and being added back into the group chat.

No. 2552544

>>2552495
You're on /ot/ Ocular Tirades. Where else are we supposed to fight over eye color?
Inexorably and with each day more and more of the site becomes based around arguing over eye color. Our agents are already planting subtle posts across other boards, wearing down the defenses and getting other users accustomed to nitpicks about cow's eye color. This is progress, this is history in motion.

No. 2552545

>>2552544
>Ocular Tirades
>Our agents
So it was you guys who stole funding from the Nasolabial Folds department!

No. 2552552

File: 1749298548238.jpg (248.63 KB, 1080x900, 1000013035.jpg)

I was considering taking a beta carotene supplement for a subtle tan but then I read this shit???? What??? I'll never be able to escape my ashen NEET complexion…

No. 2552557

>>2552552
Go in the sun during early morning after the sunrise or late evening before the sunset instead???

No. 2552559

>>2552453
Why do you hate animals so much?

No. 2552560

>>2552552
Go outside during golden hour. The sun isn't as intense and everything has a gorgeous hue cast on it.

No. 2552565

File: 1749299986410.gif (474.48 KB, 275x208, rihanna.gif)

>>2551630
I have that placement and I can 100% say it's true.

No. 2552581

File: 1749302680747.png (552.42 KB, 1920x1147, 2025-06-07_15.21.58.png)

the average farmer minecraft experience

No. 2552611

File: 1749305287522.jpg (57.1 KB, 980x960, 002mDDAAgy1hyraxtlt4dj60r80qo3…)

decided to look around some /ot/ threads since the only one i usually care to check is this one and now i just feel sad

No. 2552655

>>2551511
Are you sure you don’t mean astronomy?

No. 2552678

File: 1749308162403.jpg (57.26 KB, 250x406, yeehaw.jpg)


No. 2552687

I had a fart so potent it was still lingering in my apartment when I came back from the store. Do I charge it rent?

No. 2552690

File: 1749309566018.gif (489.27 KB, 500x289, okay.gif)

Helen's sister in I Know What You Did Last Summer is so mean omg, i would've smacked her the second she calls me a "has been"

No. 2552693

>>2552418
Are you from the shire? If I visit during a thunderstorm will I get hit by lightning?

No. 2552699

>>2552678
Super cute edit nonette!

No. 2552711

>>2552693
if there's a thunderstorm you'll be the first to know, you'll have time to dig yourself a shelter

No. 2552713

fuck fuck fuck fuck i took apart my xbox 360 controller to clean every part individually and i can't find the x button anywhere fuck fuck fuck

No. 2552716

>>2552713
Turn off all the lights and use your flashlight to look around. Sounds nuts but it will make the search easier

No. 2552717

>>2552713
I’m sure you can always get a replacement little x button though nona

No. 2552722

>>2552062
She's trying to copy Moriah Elizabeth. Which is understandable because she makes bank making incredibly shitty crafts.

No. 2552725

>>2552716
>>2552717
I FOUND IT! i accidentally threw it in the trash with the cotton wipes i'd used to clean the casing. i'm so relieved

No. 2552752

>>2551245
How do we know he’s straight? He looks a little fruity

No. 2552767

>>2551245
I went back to his page because I was so annoyed that you thought this was an own, all of his art is AI and the videos on his Youtube channel are him straight up pretending to draw on a giant tablet. I wish I was kidding, he's just pretending to draw while spitting prompts through AI generators and people are paying him commission money for it. Why am I still at my day job…

No. 2552774

this place has become worse than reddit, since the VPN ban seems like nonnas are bored and angry, wanting to ban anything they don't like or isn't le super radfem despite most radfems (or at least the ones that cared) leaving the site ages ago

No. 2552775

>>2552774
There's less whimsy

No. 2552779

>>2552774
I think most of my beliefs are radfem but an imageboard without autists is like a night without stars, I think it's important to keep biodiversity around here. I disagree that it's worse than Reddit though, that place allows borderline CP posting but bans troonphobic wrongthink in under 5 seconds

No. 2552783

File: 1749315669479.jpg (323.83 KB, 2048x1365, 20250410_211135.jpg)

>>2552775
let's get more whimsy nonnies!!

No. 2552800

>>2552767
it wasn't meant to be an "own" I was actually annoyed when I looked it up, and why I asked how to identify this kind of slop without wasting my time

No. 2552814

>>2552774
what? the vpn ban has immensely improved vibes imo. even with the retarded long infights or fixated discussion, they're merely boring and don't kill my interest in checking a thread for as long.

No. 2552833

>>2552775
Well at least we have Dumbass Shit back

No. 2552840

File: 1749319279826.gif (1.55 MB, 440x220, sadrex.gif)

I'm just sad I have no one to sperg about dinosaurs with.

No. 2552846

>>2552840
sperge here so I can see dinofag nonas infight about dino theories and interpretations instead of eye discourse again

No. 2552854

File: 1749319925640.jpg (85.12 KB, 1400x700, trexdad.jpg)

>>2552846
You're optimistic, I don't think there is enough interest for a discussion/ infight.
But I'll try:
Nonas, post your fave dinosaur intepretation in media and why you love it.
My fave is the t rexes in prehistoric planet because they're so chonky, their young are surpringly cute, and they actually act like beliavable animals. Also you get to see them swim, how cool is that?

No. 2552896

File: 1749322786398.jpg (517.71 KB, 1159x1006, aging scrote bird~2.jpg)

>>2552854
NTAYRT but I'm so fucking over these faggot-ass bisexual nu-rex with their gay feathers, giant brains, colorful skin and parental instincts. Modern dino revisionists suck shit straight out of the sceptic tank and smile while they do it.
Bring me back to the good old days when dinos were big, dumb, slow, drab, scaly murder machines. Not everything needs to be uwu cwooties ffs. We already have birds, we don't need to turn dinos into birds, I like birds but I'm good on birds, we have enough birds. I don't care if the feathered fucks are more accurate. They've been extinct for millions of years, who even cares? Let me have my perfect organism and stop messing around with it, stop shitting on my dreams!

Look at this queer, he doesn't look like an apex predator he looks like some mouldy old rock star with talcum in his nuts announcing his fifty-sixth retirement tour to pay for his latest divorce proceedings with a teenaged groupy.

No. 2552900

>>2552833
its not the same. in 2023/2024 there was a new thread every day or two. now nobody posts or cares.

No. 2552902

>>2552900
I think its just a sign that oldfags are growing up and moving on from the internet

No. 2552903

>>2552902
i think its a sign that lc isnt relevant and nobody likes lc anymore kek

No. 2552905

File: 1749323263886.webp (100.85 KB, 800x445, which-dinosaurs-famously-flawe…)

>>2552896
Oh god that thing in your pic is terrifying. Now post your actual fave nona, because I'm just excited that someone replied and won't fight you kek

I love this outdated paleo art pic. The t rex looks like it's mad at the hadrosaurs and yelling at them to get off her lawn, while the hadrosaur 1 is all offended like "bitch what did you just say" and the other one is like "ok, ok, we're leaving…"

No. 2552919

>>2552900
wasn't that due to unpopular opinions filling up quickly because of all the infights

No. 2552925

>>2552905
My favorite depiction of dinosaurs in media is still probably the dinosaur scenes from Fantasia. Brutish and beautiful without need of dialogue and with minimal anthropomorphism, really captures the loveliness and horror of nature. I'd cry every time I watched the extinction scenes as a kid but still wore that old vhs down.
I really like your picture, reminds me of the old magazine illustrations I'd cover my bedroom wall with.

No. 2552928

>>2552774
coming to lc for anything other than milk is a fools errand

No. 2552930

I hate having dreams where I don’t know it’s a dream and I have a hard time speaking and typing in them ugh

No. 2552945

>>2552925
>nona covered her bedroom wall with dinosaur art
Absolutely based.

No. 2552948

>>2552930
You’re in one right now, wake up nona

No. 2552984

I'm pretty certain the virgin moid sperg is actually a mod at this point, there's no way she can spam the same drivel evertytime without getting a permaban.

No. 2553023


No. 2553045

File: 1749332296015.png (411.92 KB, 636x1235, 1000036815.png)

I made this character in Adorable Closet. Her name is Princess Mouldy.

No. 2553066

>>2553045
She's so cute I would let her lean against my fresh loaf of bread what's the worst that could happen.

No. 2553074

>>2553066
I think that's VERY safe and not a biohazard at all

No. 2553082

File: 1749333060398.png (174.03 KB, 435x580, 1695938964223344.png)

Kinda bored of my vn but I have to keep reading for language learning gains, I'm too noob to keep jumping around right now

No. 2553087

>>2552900
Are you new? The current pace of dumbass shit is how it originally used to be before retards spammed it with infights and conversations that belonged on /m/ every day.

No. 2553089

File: 1749333250191.jpg (573.21 KB, 1080x934, 1000077554.jpg)

I need to torture myself like this.

No. 2553090

>>2553087
This, honestly.

No. 2553092

File: 1749333376957.png (136.83 KB, 400x400, IMG_6851.png)

my freaking autistic hobby fortnite is down for the season update for like four more freaking hours

No. 2553114

File: 1749333961891.jpg (84.46 KB, 914x608, assdumb.jpg)

I know I'm dumb, that much I'm confident in. But ass? I try as hard as I can with every post but I still feel like a fraud. True dumbass is forever from my grasp.

No. 2553153

you can tell something major has shifted in the userbase because a milk nuke was dropped on the h3h3 podcast and it would've caused the anisa thread to explode years ago but now the thread is just slowly trudging by. her shitty haircut got infinitely more traction than this lol

No. 2553160

File: 1749335382491.jpg (118.75 KB, 1257x813, Homonculus.jpg)

>>2551245
"draws" it's more like photobashing ai images let's be fr. If you were to ask this artist to pin point every muscle group he wouldn't know what to tell you or demonstrate. How tf is he gonna advertise "how to draw" tutorials when he lets pic rel slide?
Embarasing money hungry scrote moment.

No. 2553176

File: 1749335881570.webp (Spoiler Image,66.42 KB, 1179x2004, 1000077052.webp)

I am reading a comedy webtoon and it's at the sad parts so the author is feeding her footfag fans with art like this for the title cards.

No. 2553178

>>2553092
I'm so glad the stupid Star Wars season is over. Fucking hated it and quite playing because of it. You excited for the new season? I forgot what the theme was

No. 2553182

>>2553176
She draws some pretty good feet

No. 2553218

pickled ginger and banana taste soo good

No. 2553222

>>2553178
I did OK in this season, but there were some bugs in the updates that really annoyed me, but it happens with every update. I liked parts of the star wars mini season but i’m happy for it to be over, too. I’m not into super heroes and the new season is superhero/ superman themed. I actually really loved the one before star wars mini season, and before crime city. I hope there’s cool quests, too, quests are like my favorite thing to do in fortnite — I wish they kept track of your quests and achievements tho, once youve done it there’s no proof except for the gained XP kek. Obviously women can be into star wars and superman, but they are kind of dude-coded interests, I unrealistically hope the future gimmick after superheroes is cutesy and feminine kek.

No. 2553248

File: 1749338882630.jpeg (127.5 KB, 550x877, IMG_9810.jpeg)

I can’t remember why I saved this screencap last night

No. 2553264

>>2553248
kawaii

No. 2553278

Crying in the toilet of the club because despite being bi I'm so painfully undesirable, I wanna kill myself.

No. 2553286

>>2553248
I don't exactly like chiikawa but i would definitely buy that little guy. He's adorable.

No. 2553287

File: 1749341815591.gif (740.7 KB, 268x270, ole greg.gif)

>>2553278
Not true

No. 2553314

>>2553278
I would want you just because you are a woman. Women are just so hot just for being women. If you are ugly it's even better because you are more interesting as a type of human being. There's a charm in a loser ugly woman.

No. 2553317

>>2553278
You saying you're undesirable is all in your head. If you geniuenly believe it people are gonna pick up on that bc you don't carry yourself with the confidence and respect you deserve.
Let me tell you something, if I managed to make out with a guy in a club even though I was skinhead bald and dressed like someones aunt, so can you.
GO GET EM TIGER

>>2553287
when did nostalgia critic do black face?

No. 2553327

File: 1749343592620.jpg (58.93 KB, 736x414, kyoot.jpg)

>>2553248
lol reminds me of these

No. 2553384

>fart loudly
>mom who is hard of hearing asks "what's you say?" from the other room

No. 2553385

>>2553384
She actually can read farts

No. 2553398

>>2551945
cameron monaghan is kinda hot to me but he's like the first one to come to mind. i dont want to post pic because nonnies here are judgmental but ig anyone can search him up
>>2551950
wait that's actually really true kek. same with not knowing that many famous gingers that are attractive but ones i come across irl tend be and i just find them exotic tbh

No. 2553464

>>2553314
I'm sorry but real life isn't Watamote where the "loser" becomes super intriguing to others and gets a secret admirer. I wish it was kek

No. 2553468

File: 1749351368417.jpeg (52.22 KB, 828x811, IMG_2434.jpeg)

Today while driving back home from work I was listening to the radio as I always do. The nineties at nine like usual. First I was forced to listen to some shitty Creed song. Then the song 1979 by The Smashing Pumpkins played, and I only ever listen to them when I’m feeling particularly depressed and want to kill myself. This is because they were my favorite band back in middle school, and that was the last time I remember having actual real life friends and feeling like I mattered. That was also around the time I started getting depressed. Anyway, driving alone in my car I talk to myself because I’m an adult so who cares. I’m driving a perfectly reasonable 30 mph as I drive through my neighborhood and I yell at the radio at the top of my lungs, DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL MYSELF??? Only to realize that there were two men standing outside the house that I had just passed, their conversation likely interrupted because they turned their heads. There was no way they didn’t hear that. I will never live this down.

No. 2553501

>>2553468
No offense but this is pretty much what I imagine my ex doing every night. It sounds like you were listening to a dad rock station, got sad about millennial dad things and then did a big show of emotion that disturbed other people and made society slightly more unpleasant for others, than it already it is. Anyways I hope you find female friends and feel better anon

No. 2553511

>>2553464
I exist and i will make that real. I'm really being honest, i feel attracted and i romanticize ugly women, probably because of the books i have read kek, i just think there's something so ethereal about an ugly girl, she can develop her personality in so many ways around her ugliness, from being a disgusting human being to having an interesting view of life due to her circunstances, it's borderline ethereal to me

No. 2553519

>>2553501
KEKKK no offense taken, I actually was listening to a dad rock station so you’re right. I wasn’t having a bad day or anything, the music was just making me sad

No. 2553537

File: 1749353877232.gif (46.05 KB, 200x200, pushy_anon.gif)

>>2553519
It is a depressing song in all ways. You should at least check out new summer indie anon, even billy corgan is making new music. This song was probably new to you, when it made you so happy

No. 2553548

>>2553511
what an outlook. i wish i knew you irl, my god. the optimism shines.

No. 2553551

>>2553548
That anon sounds like they're microdosing and drinking at the same time. You're probably not ugly, you're just insecure so it's like an ugly person wearing an ambiguous meatsuit. If a confident person invaded your body, you would look hot instantly

No. 2553577

>>2553551
not sure why the "you're probably not ugly" thing took off. a lot of us have never been hit on by someone, have been just told bad things about the way we look, and I personally got the rudest comments when I had some kind of self-esteem or just did something like wearing a nice dress. even online I see so many people turn into raptors and neggers when women they dub as undesirable are confident in themselves even if it's not to egoistic extents.

No. 2553665

I feel like the only anons I truly connect with are in here and the sims thread on /m/, and only occasionally the unattractive male conventions thread in /g/, but I feel like it was peak just 1-2 years ago and it's lost its charm. Some of those guys are way too ugly and those anons do not have that genuine autist-in-love passion and zest that the older anons did.

No. 2553694

>>2553665
The David Dastmalchian nonas seem pretty genuine I think

No. 2553702

File: 1749363679935.jpg (161.74 KB, 1024x768, ElflandScreenshot1-3034411561.…)

I liked this game and the way their voices sounded like garbage

No. 2553727

File: 1749367541436.jpg (149.85 KB, 1200x900, 1200.jpg)

I want to reincarnate as a heron.

No. 2553735

File: 1749369224289.png (1.23 MB, 1080x1080, wth-1.png)

For context my mom is super short
>mom hugs me from the side
>wants to give me a cheek kiss
>accidentally goes for my neck because I moved
>get startled and jerk away from her out of reflex
>she was holding on to me while I jerked away
>she goes flying
Thankfully we stood next to the couch and she just fell on it

No. 2553738

File: 1749369431319.gif (840.07 KB, 220x166, IMG_0930.gif)

>>2553735
this is too funny im so sorry

No. 2553757

File: 1749372134096.webp (64.79 KB, 1200x600, maggyb.webp)

Woke up, still tipsy from last night. I'm going to use these magical few hours before the hangover starts to look at birds.
Fuck yeah, birds are awesome. I love them. In a normal way, not a furry way. They have feathers not fur so not really the same kind of thing. Would you call them feathery? Idk I'm looking at a magpie. Seagulls better fuck off, wicked birds. You have no place in my garden.

No. 2553799

File: 1749377665574.jpg (30.03 KB, 598x597, 1lss3k.jpg)

>O'Toole has admitted to disliking the removal of the Losers' orgy scene in the miniseries: "This was their greatest attachment to one another – she thought they were all going to die, and this was a gift she was giving to each one of them, and I thought it was the most beautiful, generous love-filled gift, and it tied them all together in such an amazing way."[22]
yes of course, the gift of pussy, the only gift a "woman" should give

No. 2553832

>>2553799
>I thought it was the most beautiful, generous love-filled gift, and it tied them all together in such an amazing way
Eww lmao there's nothing funnier yet infuriating than a coomer trying to pass off his gross kinks as wholesome/spiritual/moral, somehow. It's an orgy ffs it's degenerate not an spiritual awakening

No. 2553833

>>2552902
I'm an oldfag and I've been posting less and less because of the ban

No. 2553838

>>2553832
it's hilarious because i thought both the blood clean up and the quarry rock fight scenes brought them all together well enough, especially the bloody bathroom clean up because it felt like it showed that Bev could be vulnerable with these guys since i saw the blood explosion as this stand in for Bev's period troubles and growing up since she's shown having to shop for sanitary products earlier and is treated by people as this gross disgusting person for doing "womanly things", but while the Losers do see the blood explosion for the intimidation from Pennywise that it is, they don't just leave Bev to clean it up because it's something she should get used to as a girl and so doesn't need help for from other people.
at the same time the movie has it's shit moments too, like they didn't need to make the camera linger over a 15 year old girl in underwear to sell how mystified the boys are at getting to interact with the "female species", i think the 14-15 year old boys in underwear was too much too.
also, it's been 8 years, how is Jeremy Taylor(plays the fat kid) still fat?

No. 2553843

>>2553665
i thought the charm disappeared because they fight over dumb shit mow. there was much less fighting, even with more bizarre tastes, in the older threads

No. 2553852

File: 1749385133311.jpeg (33.59 KB, 400x400, g1600dye1d4f1.jpeg)

I'm having a severe toothache right now and my face literally looks like picrel

No. 2553856

File: 1749386276406.jpeg (38.43 KB, 500x281, IMG_3361.jpeg)

the french thot i told to exfoliate now posts his booty pics with a blurring and skin brightening filter

No. 2553857

>>2553856
Now that's a fucking win

No. 2553858

File: 1749386422581.gif (1.74 MB, 640x360, icegif-1279-3950338767.gif)

nonas I'm so bored right now, it almost makes me angry how bored I am. No matter what I do I'm just bored. I guess it's better to be bored rather than anxious.

No. 2553859

>>2553858
you're right, at least you're not driving yourself insane thinking about what you should be doing, you could always re-read the journalist request thread for fun kek

No. 2553861

>>2553852
you need to get to a dentist asap nonna, it's not normal for your face to swell up over a toothache. you could have something serious going on like an abscess

No. 2553864

File: 1749386932754.jpg (73.89 KB, 910x910, stress.JPG)

>be me
>on third aka last day of period
>"hmm maybe now i can use panty liners" put one on
>uterus: opens the floodgates
im so tired nonnies

No. 2553867

>>2553248
ana-kun
>>2553327
ozempic kitty and friends

No. 2553870

>>2553735
Actually lul'd out loud ily nonna

No. 2553928

I discovered I only like natural perfect teeth and I find veneers horrifying because of how obvious they are. I'm not anit-ps or beautifying procedures as long as the results look more natural or just not too weird, so veneers bother me so much because of their unnatural look. I sometimes see the before and after and prefer the slightly crooked teeth of the before more.

No. 2553933

>>2553551
I don't get what is so shocking about liking ugly people, i don't even feel attraction to beautiful people, simply because i naturally don't see anything much on them. I must be autistic but ugly women are much more endearing and interesting, if you are beautiful you are probably a normal girl with a normal personality (normal in the sense that you can be normally disgusting or normally cool), but an ugly girl has lived another life that is much more interesting to know about, my dream is to have a strange ugly girlfriend to talk about our toughts and to make her feel like the most beautiful woman in the world, even if only to me. Ahh, i'm too much of a romantic i guess

No. 2553938

File: 1749392269682.jpg (32.08 KB, 400x504, Sainte_Marguerite_Bourgeoys.jp…)

>>2553933
I learned to kind of love ugly people when I finally got around to learning how to draw humans. There's a very narrow window where a person can be both attractive and unique looking whereas you can just go wild with uggoes. I believe you and don't find it at all shocking that you might prefer the uglies, outsiders are fascinating and there are few more natural outsiders than ugly women.

No. 2553943

Of course the $350 1.0 oz serum I got to trial for free had a dramatic positive change for my skin. Could never be the cheap shit!

No. 2553948

File: 1749393147405.jpg (20.13 KB, 750x570, 0cc8hlqt7nd71.jpg)

my tummy is speaking to me

No. 2553950

>>2553933
>shocking
Where did I say I was shocked? I don't believe you/that anon, at all. I think don't think you feel this way about women who are actually ugly and you're romanticizing either this situation or ugly women in general. It seems like a cope, I'm not shocked - I just think you're not telling the truth or on something

No. 2553953

File: 1749393353174.jpg (36.75 KB, 705x649, 1746124666519.jpg)

>>2553948
omg no wai me too wanna become girlfriends?

No. 2553954

>>2553943
Pretend to be someone else and get another free trial

No. 2553957

>>2553852
fyi toothaches can kill you if you have a bad cavity/infection and it reaches your bloodstream. if your face looks like that you should probably see a dentist and not get blood poisoned by your tooth…

No. 2553960

>>2553852
Go to a dentist ASAP nonna, that happened to me when I had an abscess.

No. 2553961

>>2553954
I would if I could but I stretched the product for over a year now and the rewards program I got it through has completely changed. Wish I could go back.

No. 2553962

>>2553938
Same, i also draw and i think that drawing ugly people and ugly characters is much more fun than drawing a lifeless cute girl. Lifeless cute girls are, well, cute, but they don't bring much more to the table than that. It's exactly the love for the outsiders, i just love different things and ugly people are often different in some way, they can't adapt to society like someone normal or beautiful can, so i feel like i should embrace them and love them the way they deserve. I also genuinely think that ugly women are kind of beautiful.

>>2553950
Why would i lie about that in an anonymous imageboard? I do feel attracted to ugly women and that's it. Do you just think people that don't think like you are lying or something like that? I am a strange person myself and i feel like they are much more close to me and would understand me much better, even though i'm not ugly. Also, i love to make other people happy and making an ugly girl happy seems like the best thing ever, maybe that's called loving someone.

No. 2553963

>>2553962
So you pity ugly people as a good looking person and view that as attraction?

No. 2553964

>>2553963
Wanting to have sex and wanting to have a romantic relationship with someone is pity? If so, i'm full of pity for ugly people kek

No. 2553965

>>2553964
Yeah it seems like pity to me but that makes you feel bad, so your ego turns into "attraction"

No. 2553971

>>2553965
??? Nonna can't you just believe that someone functions differently from you and feels attraction to ugly women? Let's suppose my attraction is pity, i still feel attraction and would treat an ugly girl very well and not be toxic or abusive with her, what would make the situation different from a normal relationship? I don't think ugly women are secretly inferior, i just think they are endearing. Do you think ugly women should never be loved for that characteristic? There's women out there that like literal micro penises. Why can't i like ugly people without you deciding that i secretly think they are inferior and i am much better than that because i'm not ugly myself??

No. 2553976

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>>2553971
Do you have a celebrity example of someone who is actually "ugly", as in offensive looking (features that don't harmonize/fit well on the face) - or is it anyone who isn't blessed with ~perfect aryan~ features like picrel? The only person I can think of is Bella Ramsay, and I feel horrible saying that bc of her age/non-moid status. And she still isn't pretty bc of her appearance, it's bc she's a good actress and playing a well-written character. Seems like a good kid irl too. Picrel is example bc I personally find this face "ugly" but you might think women aren't beautiful if they don't resemble this. It's subjective too and I think the women you consider "ugly" are probably beautiful with non-cookie cutter features

No. 2554003

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>>2553976
Well maybe that's so, i don't know much about celebrities so i can't pinpoint a celebrity for you, but i can show you an image of girls i think would be considered ugly that i would definitely have an relationship with/find super cute. Bella Ramsey looks pretty cute to be honest, i don't think she is exactly ugly, but i understand she is very different. I'm not in for deformed people, though, even though i would definitely accept a deformed girlfriend if her personality interested me. Here are some examples of girls i think are straight up attractive to me and that i think would be considered ugly for other people. I imagine the anon i originally replied to was not deformed, just a normal ugly girl. Also non-white girlies with different features from white people. If you think those girls are considered beautiful to everyone then i admit that i must not like ugly people, because i'm not exactly attracted to straight up deformed people or obese people, if that's what you thought i was talking about.

No. 2554010

>>2554003
The one asian woman just looks depressed bc she's wearing a bowl cut wig but otherwise normal. The other angry asian looks like bella ramsey but asian and the content-happy asian is pretty average. The woman with glasses just looks old. Idk anon, I think you just like impressing average asians and maybe jewish grandmothers now

No. 2554012

>>2554010
If i'm impressing them, i won.

No. 2554021

>>2553950
Agreed. Seems patronizing. It's also insulting to me that me being ugly means I'll be perceived as an outsider and I'm a weirdo according to these anons. It's like they don't even see us as people. I'm already insecure about being an outsider weirdo uggo and want to escape that, their words just made it worse and makes me want to kill myself even more because it just proved my insecurities right. I want to be a "boring" normal girl instead of getting bullied and othered and perceived as someone's entertainment.

No. 2554029

>>2553962
Insane savior complex right here. Imagine being able to draw and drawing uggos. Literal retardation. "Cute" girls seem boring to you because you probably are shit at drawing and can't come up with different attractive features that aren't porny mainstream beauty standard. You sound like one of those Tumblr and Twitter artists who draw ugly fat brown and black people to show how woke they are.

No. 2554031

>>2554021
Not my fault you are so insecure about being different. To me it's a good thing, i should stop liking something just because you personally like to be a normal person? I don't like normal people and that's it. What a drama queen, if you feel like killing yourself because someone said something on lolcow then you should rethink what you are doing with your life.

Now it's offensive and hurtful to like people for a specific characteristic and have your own way to see those people, oh my god, i'm so sorry i perceive you in a way, pls don't kill yourself

No. 2554036

>>2554029
Lmao i draw very well and i often draw beautiful girls because i work with art. I draw all types of girls, including beautiful, ugly, and all types of beauty, because i find women interesting as a form. It's either offensive to like ugly-ish people or savior complex? Just tell me to like exclusively beautiful people and despise uggos so that i'm not offending anyone kek

No. 2554042

>>2554031
No, only my opinion is correct and everyone else is wrong. Gonna slit my throat with a rusty box cutter now for extra effect. You don't know what it's like to be an actual weirdo outside uggo for most of your life and always singled out for it and being looked down upon for it. Your fake ass sympathy is part of the problem, too. It's just another form of othering and singling out. God forbid someone not wanting to be perceived that way and just treated normally and with respect without anyone having ulterior motives and secretly thinking they're weird for being ugly. Too much to ask for I guess. You'd never say or think this about an average or attractive person because they're simply better and you can be neutral about them. You don't see how your attitude towards the ugly is obviously different for a reason, and it's definitely pity.

No. 2554044

ladies please youre both pretty

No. 2554045

>>2554029
I was going to say the same thing but drawing ugly people is kind of hard as shit to me, maybe shes not bad at drawing but who knows
also the
>often different in some way, they can't adapt to society like someone normal or beautiful can, so i feel like i should embrace them and love them the way they deserve
Is really showing some insane level of ego, i couldnt imagine telling people id want to be with something like that, like what? especially considering shes a self proclaimed beautiful person or whatever she keeps babbling about, just making the whole thread about herself damn

No. 2554051

>>2554045
I can guarantee if she posted her art it would easily belong in the bad art thread. I learned my lesson from all the art threads on this website, anons here literally can't draw and have shit taste, it's why they feel compelled to talk about and post their art and why they make tons of art related threads to sperg out about successful artists. The bad art thread sometimes feels like them posting what their art exactly looks like but they believe is better than to feel better about themselves. 99% of the art styles they draw in are either animu or Tumblr shit, idk where do they get that confidence from.

No. 2554057

>>2554045
Yeah girl, because saying i'm not ugly is the same as saying i am beautiful. Black and white thinking is going hard today. You know neutral looking people exist, right? And i'm so sorry i want to be important to someone i feel attracted to and think is special for a specific characteristic of theirs.

>>2554042
I have fucked up hormones and have always been hairy, considered strange, taller than other girls and boys, and if someone romanticized me for that motive i would feel wonderful. I just think you are finding motives to be the victim you have always been for being ugly. As if you can't accept a compliment because you need to be the uggo otherwise you will not be the perpetual victim1!!

>>2554051
Yeah girl project more. How much do you make monthly with your art? Anyways just deciding that my art is bad because you disagree with me is the funniest shit i have seen today. Next post you can also say i am actually a moid, or that i'm secretly trying to shill the anti-uggo ideology on lolcow.

No. 2554067

>>2554057
I'm not an artist, I just have common sense. Also funny that you think art being sold=good art. As if shitty art commissions don't exist or something. I also have fucked up hormones and am as hairy as a male or even hairer than some males out there, my parents are related, my father was 30 years older than my mother when they had me and he was middle aged, he was a smoker before and smoked around me as a baby and up until my late teens, I'm extremely short and used to be obese but now I'm underweight because of anemia and IBS, I was a child slave and tortured and malnourished for 10 years and have delayed growth. You can't beat me in the uggo Olympics even if you tried. I look more masculine than 80% males out there unless they're roidpig gigachad types or something. I'm also skinny fat with awful posture I look like that gamer dude 3D model. I get mistaken for Indian at times despite not being one, although even Indians have better features than me at times.

No. 2554069

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That shit cray

No. 2554071

this discusdion is not dumvass enough

No. 2554072

>>2554067
Girl i'm so sorry. Would date you though.

No. 2554076

>>2554072
You sound like such an insufferable TikTokfag so no thanks, I'm married to my husbando anyways and wouldn't want to be with a retard with shit taste.

No. 2554082

>>2554076
Well, if thinking you are attractive is shit taste then i guess you are right, so sorry for being a supposed tiktokfag for unknown motives other than disagreeing with you.

No. 2554087

>>2554076
who is your husbando anon?

No. 2554088

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>>2554067
UNE ANOMALIE DU DÉVELOPPEMENT SEXUEL??

No. 2554089

>>2554087
Of course one that hates ugly people, just the way she likes kek

No. 2554099

>>2554097
KEK

No. 2554101

>>2554082
You literally won't stop using "girl" in every sentence and don't even capitalize your words and use spacing wrong. Integrate. Your opinion seems insincere and very internet influenced.
>>2554087
Secret.
>>2554088
Unfortunately. Doesn't seem like there is much of a cure other than HGH but the side effects sound as bad as what I'm already suffering from. I need to be reborn or something to fix all this shit. That or just killed already because all my conditions won't allow me to live a normal long life anyways. Can't wait until assisted suicide becomes common place and affordable without the need for a "real reason" or whatever.

No. 2554102

what in the autism is happening here

No. 2554104

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>>2554089
Anon I think you're arguing with a thirdie
>>2554067
>I was a child slave and tortured and malnourished for 10 years and have delayed growth
>I'm extremely short and used to be obese
>parents are related
It literally sounds like she is describing this little guy here

No. 2554117

>>2554101
Someone please kill this ESL person! She dares to not use the spacing i think she should use. FFS let me use the words i want.

Anyways you are just a miserable real-life mutant and i should really pity you. You don't even have a proper talent as you don't even know how to draw and you can always only be the victim. Your vitriol is just cope for your horrible life, anyways i hope you get your assisted suicide.(a-logging)

No. 2554118

>>2554088
…kek

No. 2554121

>>2554104
Nonnie living in the trenches. Hopefully nonnie gets out.

No. 2554125

>>2554069
I love you naner dog

No. 2554126

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>>2554117
Damn the NARC jumped out

No. 2554131

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poopst

No. 2554133

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>>2554117
>>2554126
Well one anon finally overcame her bias that ugly people are always more attractive and thirdie anon can feel good knowing her doppelganger became the most viewed person in the world, for a time. It is a good day, in the dumbass shit thread

No. 2554134

Whenever I see a hideous troon wearing a nice outfit I can't stop imagining the clothes tearing for some reason. Then I fantasise about a world where I could save that poor dress.

No. 2554136

>>2554131
Poopst…ASS OUT??? So much for the church being chaste

No. 2554137

>>2554104
Idk he seems a little happier than our nonna

No. 2554142

>>2554137
My hope was that she would be inspired and begin dancing in the same way

No. 2554143

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>>2554069
this shit is bananas

No. 2554148

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>separating egg yolks and egg whites for a recipe
>accidentally an entire egg into my egg white bowl
>try using the garlic fingers method to pick up yolk
>accidentally split the yolk
nande

No. 2554149

>>2554117
You're literally unintegrated, read the rules. Drawing isn't the only talent on earth but drawfags have insane egos as usual. Not surprised.
>>2554137
He's happy because he's male, he's already doing better than me in many departments.
>>2554142
Thanks but if I dance I'll break my left knee again.

No. 2554151

>>2554149
The rules say nothing about specific spacing usage, i guess your talent is using the right spacing nonnie, congrats

No. 2554152

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causes an earthquake itt

No. 2554153

i farted, then i sharted

No. 2554155

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No. 2554160

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>>2554152
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No. 2554165

>>2554149
Sorry anon, we can't comprehend the horrors of the third world so joking about it is easier. It's a coping mechanism, like what the other anon does by romanticizing your maladies, if you don't play the part of "bewildered and flattered uggo"

No. 2554169

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No. 2554171

Can we let the third world nona and the tiktok accused nona keep fighting. plese pleaase

No. 2554175

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LETS GET RETARDED LETS GET RETARDED LETS GET RETARDED IN HERE

No. 2554176

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No. 2554180

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>>2554171
I agree, some infights are entertaining and should be allowed bc of the abundant milkiness of the infighters themselves

No. 2554181

>>2554171
in the middle of an earthquake?!

No. 2554182

>>2554151
Pressing enter twice after each post number creates extra space that makes your posts recognizable, thus unintegrated. Stop trying to be a smartass because being smart is definitely not your talent either.
>>2554165
Thank you for trying and being honest about it at least. Unlike some people out there.

No. 2554185

>>2554171
I kinda want the amazing artist who draws ugly people to post her art for us to rate. I want to see the crazy talent she keeps talking about and the yoonik people she creates on basis of ugliness. The art that supposedly sells, too. Maybe we should bet on it and the winner gets all the money.

No. 2554186

fight nonnies fight!!

No. 2554203

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>>2554185
Me 2 but i dont think she will actually post anything and would only give excuses as to why she wont do it

No. 2554204

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No. 2554206

>>2554204
You could put your beer in the pockets, it's kind of genius

No. 2554207

>>2554204
hell yeah

No. 2554209

>>2554206
Anon if the first thing you think is
>I could hide alcohol in this!
there might be a problem js

No. 2554210

>>2554204
Is this a jofa or a jouch?

No. 2554212

>>2554209
>hide
It's called a beer cozy, live a little. What did you want me to say? I can shove candies in there? Grow up.

No. 2554213

>>2554209
C'mon, man, you know she's good for it. Just one more can.

No. 2554215

>>2554213
Wait until you discover you can also put your weed in there

No. 2554217

>>2554204
Jouch nonnies jouch??

No. 2554218

>>2554204
who's making out with me on the jouch?

No. 2554220

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>>2554204
i would rather sit on the gorilla couch. much more cuddly

No. 2554222

>>2554213
It's funny bc I used to hide booze in couches when I was doing alcoholism, super convenient

No. 2554225

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>>2554215
My weed stinks so I keep it in the garage. Alcohol goes in a fridge anon

No. 2554228

>>2554218
>>2554220
can we make out here instead

No. 2554230

>>2554225
Clearly I meant putting beer in the pockets while you're drinking it, not as a substitute for a fridge you people are all so lame!

No. 2554236

>>2554220
The broad part of the gorilla's chest area seems really good for head support, if you're sitting in the center of the gorilla. The next best position would be laying on your side, in a way that the looks like the gorilla is cradling and protecting you. Wait n/m the gorilla's face would dig into the back of your head. This is a stupid design unless the face is deceptively soft

No. 2554265

>>2554204
someone snuggle me on the jouch

No. 2554267

>>2554220
incorrect! this is actually a gorilloveseat.

No. 2554272

Thank you to consoomers who love to collect merch to show off more than out of actual love for the media. Now I can just watch their videos flipping through an $80 art book instead of buying it myself.

No. 2554274

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>>2554220
1 gorilla couch vs. 100 melty blizzards from Dairy Queen

No. 2554277

Just deleted 100gb worth of sims 4 mods and I'm so sad. Fucking ondrive,I didn't even know it was on and I can't get anything back. My save is gone, and my sister plays and she has some of my shit but i'm so fucking sad. So fucking sad. so fucking sad. so fucking sad.Thank god my writing is saved to my microsoft 365 and I turned in my class work yesterday.

No. 2554280

>>2554277
Torrent some restore software

No. 2554288

>>2554280
I tried, ease.us is hard to find anything, then when i did find SOME of my shit, I had to pay like $60 to get it. Then I can't find it again. One drive support basiclaly told me it's gone forever. I swear to god i've never been able to have more than two generations of family without some bullshit happening in sims 4. This time I'm about to make three generations when I restart. If I do. I had a fucking crash out, I couldn't believe it. I got all those mods, I have shit from 2017 in there. It's crazy.

No. 2554300

>>2554272
I know its mostly a gross hentai porn site but you can actually find a lot of artbooks on e-hentai. if you already knew this and couldnt find it on there then nevermind

No. 2554319

>>2554300
Actually I didn’t know that thank you! I couldn’t find the art book (Alien stage fandom is really restrictive about these kinds of things) but I found some cute dj I’ll be enjoying instead.

No. 2554365

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How my kid nephew looks at me when he's about to ask if I have any games on my phone.

No. 2554371

>>2554288
Damn I'm sorry nonna, this sounds painful. Windows a shit, onedrive a shit

No. 2554372

>>2554365
I still got yaoi doujins of them that I didn’t manage to sell

No. 2554375

>>2554372
Sister in arms….

No. 2554402

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>>2553861
>>2553960
>>2553957
Yeah, I'm going to a dentist tomorrow, I'm so scared

No. 2554421

>>2551380
i use astrology as a joke and sometimes as an ice breaker. Like I could say, "I love the beach because I'm a pieces! what about you?"

No. 2554430

its been so long since ive last been banned

No. 2554444

I GOT STUNG BY A JELLY BEEN

No. 2554445

>>2554444
A JELLOW YACKET

FUCK

No. 2554451

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>>2554203
>>2554185
Here's my art, now shut up

No. 2554453

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>>2554430
good job nonnie

No. 2554457

>>2554451
It's cute, I guess. I was sort of hoping you'd post an ugly though.

No. 2554468

oh nonono this cannot happen

No. 2554469

>>2554451
I don't know how to explain but the vibes of this post is fucking rancid

No. 2554473

>>2554451
Reminds me of Gaia avatars, so cute

No. 2554479

>>2554451
Most TikTok shit I've ever seen. Point proven. I can't believe people pay for this lmao.

No. 2554486

>>2554479
No, really. You are so special though. I'm sure everything you do is extremelly non-tiktokfied and totally not inspired by the current trends in the world. Why not show your incredible talent now?

No. 2554487

>>2554451
So cute. Looks like a gijinka of a puppy in a strawberry shortcake style.

No. 2554491

>>2554479
It's just a cute little character thirdie-anon and tiktok-chan probably worked hard on this. I agree that her ugly pandering was a little embarrassing but you're very goblin-like in your attitude, as well as (alleged) unconventional appearance

No. 2554494

When I'm feeling anxious or really down I always calm down after reading lc, I have no idea why. I stopped posting here as frequently so I feel like I'm quietly sitting at the back of a room catching up to you guys while reading threads

No. 2554495

>>2554487
no it doesnt

No. 2554497

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>>2554494
Welcome back nonnie

No. 2554500

>>2554486
Unironically it isn't because I don't have any social media accounts so idk what's trending unless it's talked about on LC or by my TikTok using sister. I mentioned I don't draw upthread but I can whoop a couture sketch of a fashion design I have in mind if you'd like.
>>2554491
It's ugly y2k zoomie shit who are you lying to? Also being a meanie is fun.

No. 2554501

>>2554500
You made it? If so, post it

No. 2554503

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>>2554495
Hehe made u reply.

No. 2554505


No. 2554507

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>>2554505
I said Meowmeow. Meow meow meow meow

No. 2554509

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>>2554507
oh yeah?

No. 2554512

>>2554494
i feel dumber and angrier after coming here

No. 2554516

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>>2554509
SQUEAK! (I am a hamster in a catsuit)

I mean. M-Meow. Meow meow.

No. 2554520

>>2554512
>dumber and angrier after coming here
>Dumbass Shit Thread #172
Imagine that kek

No. 2554522

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>>2554516
kills you with my mind power

No. 2554531

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>>2554501
Well, here you go. Again, I don't draw so it's absolute bullshit and I didn't bother sharpening the pencil. The idea is a turtleneck draping fitting tube dress with a cape and a hood.

No. 2554534

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>>2554531
I hate that you're fighting with art now. It was better when we were seeing the hilarious reality of third world conditions versus white saviour complex

No. 2554535

>>2554531
Clitoral hood dress

No. 2554536

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>>2554522
>>2554522
>>2554522
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CURSE YOU I WILL HAUNT YOU AFTER THIS.

No. 2554539

>>2554531
You know what? Sorry for offending you before. I don't remember what we were fighting about, but i'm really sorry if i made you feel bad. Your idea looks interesting, good drawing.

No. 2554540

>>2554534
My bad.

No. 2554544

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>>2554539
>tiktok-chan uses diplomacy on thirdie-anon

No. 2554547

>>2554535
Damn sounds based actually. Gonna name it that.
>>2554539
As you should. I am the ultimate authority. I am god. I'm right about everything and everyone else is always wrong. Good thing you came to your senses and realized this. I forgive you now.

No. 2554551

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>>2554547
>onix wins the battle!

No. 2554554

>>2554547
My queen, my goddess. I'm nothing close to you, just a mere tiktokfag.

No. 2554560

>>2554444
jerry beans on myyy maaaiiiiiiiind

No. 2554573

File: 1749417920265.jpeg (987.17 KB, 1125x1392, IMG_9820.jpeg)

Hi nonas I just woke up, what did I miss

No. 2554582

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>>2554573
breakfast and lunch

No. 2554591

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>>2554582
KEK but also it looks like he is wearing a suede turtleneck that is flesh-coloured and I don't like it. Or like picrel

No. 2554606

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>>2554582
That’s okay I’m cooking up some dinner now

No. 2554627

It's 3pm on a Sunday and I'm already anxious about work tomorrow.
How should I relax for the rest of the day?

No. 2554641

>>2554627
Take a shit on the hood of your neighbor's car.

No. 2554652

File: 1749420635666.png (192.42 KB, 400x612, 1000032313.png)

IM GONNA BE A DAD

No. 2554654

>>2554627
Hahaha sike I'm in Netherlands and we have holiday on monday!

No. 2554660

>>2554652
her face bothers me so fucking much and I don't even know what it is about it. She was a terrible choice to play ellie

No. 2554667

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>>2554660
I thought that too but if they chose a conventionally attractive girl moids would make it gross. She has woll smoth proportions, like a frond of tho

No. 2554668

>>2554660
The fungus doesn't have to mutate her into a zombie because her face is already scary as it is.

No. 2554692

>>2554660
she’s a mediocre actress too. the only reason people think she’s a good actress is because she looks like a 12 year old and her acting seems good for a 12 year old.

No. 2554707

>>2554652
I'm gonna say it. She reminds me of that disabled baby we had a thread about in /snow/

No. 2554763

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No. 2554766

>>2554652
What disorder does she have that causes her head to look like that? I feel like she wouldn’t be that ugly if her face wasn’t so tiny on her massive egg head

No. 2554770

>>2554660
It’s the beady eyes. And maybe also bc they’re paired with some very small roundish lips making her look like tweedledum or tweedledee. The rest of her face is ok imo. But beady eyes tend to be very offputting and even uncanny valley for a lot of people

No. 2554780

>>2554770
Samefag, not just offputting but in particular untrustworthy or shifty. A lot of superstitions tend to talk about avoiding people with beady eyes since they can’t be trusted, and I myself find them scary even though I shouldn’t as people can’t help how they look.. just gives me an uneasy feeling

No. 2554791

File: 1749424184758.jpg (212.75 KB, 598x826, changeling .jpg)

>>2554770
Don't be so nitpicky, adult changelings just look like that.

No. 2554798

File: 1749424598951.gif (13.4 KB, 220x164, futurama-philip-j-fry-32535644…)

Found out that carotenimia only is on the palms of my hands and the soles of my feet. I cannot turn orange and look like I have a radient glow under my skin. Feelin cheated right now.

No. 2554803

File: 1749425022207.jpg (32.97 KB, 540x670, 67c138a01c2d92c2fe75816b515b72…)

>>2554512
i tend to feel sad when i use lc outside of the few threads that i typically frequent. maybe this is a sign that i should be moving on from here but idk where else to go

No. 2554807

File: 1749425080109.jpg (42.93 KB, 704x529, 1000077708.jpg)

>>2554798
Don't worry nonnie!!! If you use loreal nude magique cc cream you can get that healthy carrot glow.

No. 2554824

>>2554807
What do I do if my skin just looks like your picrel naturally

No. 2554900

>>2554824
Then you are a delicious carrot. Rejoice.

No. 2554989

File: 1749431969968.gif (465.55 KB, 400x300, IMG_6636.gif)

>>2554798
It’s okay, you can lure in rabbits now! Use your hands like fish bait but over bunny burrows, you might get nibbled but I’d say it’s worth it

No. 2555004

File: 1749432312269.jpeg (62.97 KB, 1200x675, 2020.02.08-03.09-politicalflar…)

>Need advice writing a cheater character
>Unblock my ex and ask her for advice
Heheheheheheh

No. 2555013

I took too much caffeine and am waiting to snipe an ebay auction. My heart is actually racing and I feel like huge idiot for it.

No. 2555027

File: 1749433364382.png (9.03 KB, 299x200, 299px-FaZe_Clan_November_2021_…)

It's been over a decade and I still do not understand wtf Faze Clan is exactly supposed to be. I understand it's supposedly a CSGO thing, but it doesn't even seem like it's about that anymore.

No. 2555059

File: 1749435297058.png (350.78 KB, 469x468, 1660941407367.png)

>>2555013
Won the auction but because I sniped with a retardedly huge bid, I ended up paying over 25 times the starting price because some massive faggot put an insane bid right before mine. RIP my wallet, I'm a fucking idiot.

No. 2555142

Whats the ugliest name you ever heard nonas? For me it was Irelynn. Fullblown retard name, and the kid was retarded too. Cursed from birth

No. 2555153

>>2555142
I once knew a girl whose name was Tenderness, not only is that a dumbass name but it just sounds like a weird thing to call someone.

No. 2555154

>>2555027
I think its a esports team??? Maybe?

No. 2555161

>>2555153
Oh my god I hate it when kids are named stupid shit like that. Like Blessings. and Charity

No. 2555169

>>2555161
Chastity is the weirdest one tho

No. 2555170

>>2555059
what did you buy nonny I’m curious

No. 2555172

im making a powerpoint for my 9 year old brothers school project and its lowkey kinda fun. im adding a bunch of cool animations for him. hes gonna be a coolkid by the end of tomorrow

No. 2555174

File: 1749442360951.jpeg (223.31 KB, 828x680, IMG_9579.jpeg)

>>2555142
Well, just today I found out that some men are actually, unironically named Moid in real life. So I feel like that must count for something.
Though now that I think about it, perhaps that’s actually the perfect thing to name your son…very straightforward…

No. 2555195

>>2555170
A fairly rare print from an underground artist, so I'm not too unhappy with my purchase. The auction kind of had a poor description and title so I was hoping I could've gotten away with a dirt-cheap price due to lack of search visibility. But that massive faggot just had to also snipe when I did..

No. 2555224

File: 1749444259331.jpg (46.38 KB, 768x576, moid.jpg)

>>2555174
There's only one moid named Moid that I care about.

No. 2555226

Darn. I'm getting weaker from being all sedentary in winter. Gotta rebuild my muscles

No. 2555248

>>2555142
Saeleighnah. A tragedeigh

No. 2555258

>>2555174
Nta but you're pronouncing it wrong its moi eed not moid

No. 2555262

File: 1749446096195.jpg (90.54 KB, 1079x1079, 1703170648939.jpg)

what do you think happens when you die

No. 2555270


No. 2555272

>>2555262
Immediately become food for bacteria. When I die, I want to be cremated so those freeloaders get burned to death for trying to eat my dead body.

No. 2555296

>>2555262
Something happens i suppose

No. 2555307

>>2555262
Reincarnation, hopefully.

No. 2555312

File: 1749449321885.jpg (237.62 KB, 1080x862, Screenshot_20250609_090619_You…)

Just got this recommended kekk google really is watching me

No. 2555322

File: 1749449972535.gif (1.6 MB, 240x288, 1737869219568.gif)

Randomly plagued with memories of a manic spergy essay text I sent years ago to a coworker and the rightfully angry essay she sent back

No. 2555330

>>2555312
I swear it's getting recommended to everyone, why is YouTube doing this?

No. 2555335

>>2555307
i think this too, or some kind of transition to the afterlife and you can choose to reincarnate or not, idk it may be wishful thinking but even carl jung had an experience with the afterlife when he died briefly and believed it afterward

No. 2555401

File: 1749455670742.png (275.86 KB, 649x462, dinnerwiththequeen.png)

I entered the Lumos charity draw to win a dinner with JK Rowling. Nonas pray for me so I might have KFC with the queen of terve island. It would be my biggest honour and most surreal experience of my life.

No. 2555405

>>2555401
I hope they found a way to filter trannies from this. I really hope you win, nonna!

No. 2555408

>>2555330
I get recommended videos that nonnys post about on here within 24 hours of reading about them like clockwork. It makes me think there is a lolcor YouTube algorithm that we are all unknowingly participating in

No. 2555410

>>2555330
>>2555330
>>2555408
This is the deepest and most bizarre marketing campaign I've ever seen.

No. 2555433

>>2555405
Thank you! Yeah, I was thinking that too. But I'm pretty sure there will be professionals checking the safety level of the participants, considering how many crazy JKR haters there are out there.

No. 2555482

Goddamn I just fucking love capri sun so much nonas

No. 2555485

File: 1749464635163.png (60.27 KB, 220x165, 220px-Chainer_Jessie.png)

I went to a coffee tasting once and the guy was so insufferable that I went afterwards to buy black tea and I was only drinking that for a month

No. 2555572

File: 1749469934667.png (627.76 KB, 736x736, EDPDvHw.png)

>watching shitty japanese horror series
>one episode is just japanese man tormented by blonde hair
KEK

No. 2555580

>>2555572
The twist ending is that he becomes one of the hair colour spergs on this site

No. 2555598

>>2555580
kekkk, sperging from beyond the grave

No. 2555601

File: 1749471778269.jpg (27.02 KB, 500x242, tumblr_e33e96037850881fb057413…)

I think my antidepressants are actually working wtf

No. 2555604

File: 1749471852448.jpg (249.92 KB, 683x1024, COOKIES-16-683x1024.jpg)

While baking the cookies with peanut butter, I realized that I actually can't stand the small of peanut butter. It almost ruined the excitnemt for the cookies inside the oven but once they were done I gave it a try and they are so tasty! So I'm ok with the taste but not with the smell of it - weird.

No. 2555607

File: 1749472051601.jpeg (55.62 KB, 959x933, GsinVwXWsAAk8oT.jpeg)

i'm bisexual and biphobic

No. 2555610

File: 1749472161769.gif (577.53 KB, 500x334, 1000036202.gif)


No. 2555618

>>2555607
>Picrel
Fake fan, according to the movie Minions (2015) they CANNOT be killed or even hurt by being hanged from a noose

No. 2555621

>>2555618
how do you put such creatures out of their misery then…?

No. 2555756

>>2555604
Some things are just like that nona. To me, the smell of barbecue sauce cooking smells like cat piss but I enjoy the taste of bbq meat with sauce once it's done. The mind is a mystery

No. 2555803

I’ve done a lot of dumbass shit in my life but at least I’ve never dated a dude I met on 4chan

No. 2555816

>>2555803
I had (emphasis on had) a very normie friend in high school who inexplicably started dated a 4channer moid and we all went out to the mall once and he started popping pills in the food court and then went around shoplifting. He also showed me gore on his phone.

No. 2555840

>>2555621
You dont

No. 2555849

>>2555816
Moment of silence for this friend

No. 2555892

File: 1749482247274.jpg (79.62 KB, 500x668, 1000077795.jpg)

Drinking afternoon ice cofy

No. 2555896

>>2555892
what flavor

No. 2555912

File: 1749482870313.png (1.96 MB, 424x1210, Shinichi_Kudo_Detective.png)

I had a random cursed thought. Is Shinichi Kudo an autopedophile? Think about it. He's stuck in this elementary boy body and he uses it to his advantage acting kawawii and enjoying older female attention…

No. 2556013

File: 1749486003676.png (5.09 MB, 3570x2859, Elsie dies from cringe.png)

I was talking to a moid and my economic situation made him so depressed he sent me money. Thanks but also RUDE.

No. 2556024

Anyone else ever wonder how all of your nonnies discovered LC? I discovered it on google during class one day searching up a cow but I’d been using PULL previously because of Yungelita kek

No. 2556029

>>2556024
I discovered it years ago through kiwifarms I wasn't a pickme I swear kek but I can't remember which thread

No. 2556033

>>2556024
Pro-ana cows

No. 2556034

>>2556024
Through PULL. Rest in power queen.

No. 2556035

>>2556024
I was a PULL user as well because of Felice Fawn lol and then there was drama with one of their admins (Orange Citrus), and since it was a forbidden topic there, the LC thread was made.
I think this was back in 2014….

No. 2556046

>>2556024
I don’t quite remember but I’m pretty sure I found this site through the whole Edwin, Mina, Dasha and Cyr shit that was going on

No. 2556047

>>2556024
I was googling what happened to Jess Woods

No. 2556049

There should be a reality tv show similar to baddies/bad girl's club called the doll house where troons live together in a similar fashion to the aforementioned tv shows. It would be such a gold mine of entertainment! I feel like the zeus network should get on this.

No. 2556051

>>2556046
Oh my god, I remember that. Anyone else remember when Cyr had that groupchat of his like 13 year old fans lmfao? I don’t have any screenshots cause this was like 10 years ago now

No. 2556053

>>2556049
Ah, to have been a fly on the wall of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. I want to cry when I imagine the sheer volume of milk that was spilt on those floors never to be recorded. They gave us a lot but so much was probably never reported.

No. 2556056

File: 1749487684465.jpg (29.93 KB, 641x362, 1000077947.jpg)

>>2555896
COFFEE FLAVOR

No. 2556059

>>2556047
I didn't expect to see her name in 2025. She wasn't even a big cow but she inspired so many copycats, funny looking back at it.

No. 2556090

>>2556024
I discovered both lc and PULL through /cgl/ back in the day kek, I wanted to understand what everyone's issues with Venus was (to me she was just another random kid enamored with kawaii culture making youtube videos and not causing any real harm) and decided to check out her thread on PULL just in time for the buildup towards her runaway arc. Got bored of the userbase's holier-than-thou attitude after a while though and decided to check out lc, rest is history.

No. 2556107

what if BBL stood for Big Bagel for Lunch

No. 2556123

>>2556049
The closest thing we have to this is rupauls drag race and it's just lame HSTS humour. Maybe if it was a mix of HSTS, transbians and tifs it would be milkier

No. 2556133

File: 1749492432232.jpeg (96.02 KB, 1170x1041, Gs9WFIHWEAAUEzY.jpeg)

can somenona replace the male lion in picrel with a female? make it look close to the original with black&white colors and blurred edges

No. 2556147

>>2556107
That sounds amazing right now

No. 2556151

>>2556123
The hsts and tranbians would get into the most unhinged arguments while the tifs cry in the corner.

No. 2556162

File: 1749493606166.jpg (122.57 KB, 400x600, ashen-white-moonlit-night-lion…)

>>2556133
I was bored so I did it, I hope you like it.

No. 2556175

>>2555803
I somehow miraculously ended up with a 4chan scrote who isn't mentally ill.

No. 2556181

>>2556175
Who's gonna tell her

No. 2556189

>>2556181
Ok, fine, he's insanely autistic.

No. 2556213

File: 1749495819809.jpg (41.09 KB, 809x677, 0074DB17-CC9B-4EBC-9653-0A4611…)

our power went out just as i was going to get started on cleaning my room, message received lord

No. 2556221

File: 1749496403518.gif (1.6 MB, 498x348, YIq34mw.gif)

>mangaka whose art style and some of her tastes i like
>has two series: one that's onee shota slop and the other girl molesting blonde bishounen and demon ikemen
guess which one isn't on mangadex/batoto/whatever

No. 2556224

>>2556151
Kek and the transbians would end up eventually ganging up on the TIFs but they wouldn't be allowed to complain about being boolied because muh transmisogyny

No. 2556237

>>2556189
Fun autistic or "I'll scream your ears off if you get my tendies from the wrong fried chicken house" autistic?

No. 2556245

>>2556221
If you cant love rfr at her /ss/ you dont deserve her at her molesting bishies era

No. 2556248

>>2556024
On an /a/ thread many years ago

No. 2556252

>>2556024
I think I googled momokun and lolcow came up

No. 2556276

>>2556221
Whos the mangaka? I wanna see demon ikemen

No. 2556321

File: 1749501734015.jpeg (97.19 KB, 657x582, IMG_8097.jpeg)

THOU HAST NO BITCHES???!?!

No. 2556345

File: 1749502983377.jpg (87.06 KB, 683x1024, 1000032813.jpg)

It's happening!

No. 2556365

File: 1749504187878.jpg (359.64 KB, 2048x1536, [23-07-21] 1682327956717465601…)

>>2556221
Good, you dont deserve rifuru stacy.

No. 2556370

Any other anons on your period right now mine just started and I am screaming out loud inb4
>take it to /g/
the period thread is one of the slowest

No. 2556371

File: 1749504729303.jpg (112.01 KB, 595x831, dawg on the fridge.jpg)

>Go out on date
>It's whatever
>Walks me home
>They ask if they can use the bathroom
>"sure"
>Open appartment door, pitch black
>"Sorry it's soo dark, gimme a sec"
>Take off my shoe
>Take off my sock
>Slowly and meticulously turn on ligh with my foot
>No support from arms no akward balancing, nothing
>They're in shock
>Never before seen moves, such flexibility and grace. How?
>"I practice"

We procede to have 5 hours of uninterrupted, intense and sweaty Heroes of Might and Magic 3 turn base sessions. And sex too I guess but that wasn't as good couse I hat to turn off hte lights.

No. 2556375

>>2556321
I have non indeed, lest I could be thine for he night.

No. 2556377

>>2555262
I really wish there's an heaven or afterlife where I can be with my loved ones again but I know it's probably not real and makes me sad

No. 2556378

>>2556371
>heroes of might and magic
if you ever get lonely want to be prison gay with me nonny

No. 2556381

>>2556377
maybe you'll all become molecules and the magnetic force of your molecular form attracts one another from the remnant energy from your past life and you collide against each other into a new existence

No. 2556392

listening to majoram therapie and thinking about the other nonny who listens to majoram therapie instead of going to therapy…

No. 2556396

>>2556377
We don't know what lies for us in the afterlife. i truly believe there is something. We meet people who we love and are chosen by us and it's nice to think we can see them again. My mom passed 13 years ago this year, and I want to see her again so badly.

No. 2556400

Pooped my panties two times in the last 2 days. Tell me this is not happening. I even pooped on my bed.(use the tmi thread)

No. 2556402

>>2555607
kek, same. I'm attracted to men and women but I never talk about it, so I (unfairly, and misogynistically) assume that women who publicly talk about being bi are just lying for the attention. Even more unfair of me, I tend to jump to this conclusion especially if they're conventionally attractive. Make it make sense.
On the other hand, I still think bisexual men don't exist, they're just gay or will fuck anything given the opportunity.

No. 2556415

File: 1749506979268.jpg (23.79 KB, 539x561, 1729006375162.jpg)

>>2556400
wtf nonna

No. 2556419

>>2556402
ok i think now's the time for me to admit that i think "gay" men who willingly, consensually fuck women a hundred times aren't gay and are the actual bisexuals. i do not believe men who sexually obsess over women for decades and have kids with them suddenly "coming out" like a century later and i never will. and don't agree with the idea that they needed to try out pussy a hundred times to then realize they don't like it kek

No. 2556437

I hate when I take a shit and the poop breaks in half and I can't push the rest of it out but I also can't suck it back inside so I'm stuck on the toilet for the next 10 minutes. I hate when the moment I step out of the shower and I'm squeaky clean I need to shit because my muscles relaxed thanks to warm water. I hate when I poop and I forget to put some toilet paper in the toilet so when the poop falls into the water the water splashes agains my butt(use the tmi thread)

No. 2556443

>>2556437
nona the shit in dumbass shit doesnt mean literal shit

No. 2556448

>>2556437
I've been on an all animal products diet for about three weeks now and it solves this problem. Crap like diamonds, unbreakable.

No. 2556452

>>2556448
Holy shit I need to try this. But like no fibre, no fruit?

No. 2556455

I changed my cursor to a MacOS pack after using a one based on my previous oshi made by some japanese artist for like 4 years. My autism is so satisfied, I love how mac cursors look.

No. 2556465

I am exiting my egg replacement phase. Lord have mercy.

No. 2556492

>>2556175
What boards does he use?

No. 2556495

>>2556365
I wanna be her friend, she's too based

No. 2556499

>>2556448
wouldn't that just make you extremely constipated and make the problem worse

No. 2556507

>>2556452
I cheat a little, there's little bits of fruit and added fiber in my yogurt.
>>2556499
Haven't really had constipation issues yet, the stool is just really hard and really small. I spent a lot less time in the bathroom lately but I am pretty sure it will come back to bite me eventually. I miss eggplant.

No. 2556520

thinking about how there are adults who didn't properly learn life lessons

like that rationalist guy who thinks he can eradicate death with AI algorithms or whatever because he never fully accepted the death of his childhood dog

these people live next to us and maybe have influence over others

or like, there's people who genuinely believe in things like the halo effect (pretty people are always good people)

crazy

No. 2556526

>>2556365
>look inside
>huge cowtits
Can't stomach that personally, sorry

No. 2556532

>>2556437
>>2556400
So are we all supposed to pretend that this wasn't typed by a moid with one hand?

No. 2556539

>>2556532
What? I really did poop myself, retard. Are you going to humiliate me even more than i have been already? Do you even know how it feels to fart and discover it was nothing less than poop? You are a sicko if you think that a woman pooping herself only happens in a man's wet dreams.

No. 2556557

>>2556532
>women can't complain about their poop, only scrotes can!
Of course because we fart with perfume and shit with glitter, we are pure uwu princesses

No. 2556559

File: 1749511967180.jpg (22.08 KB, 800x800, 1000077808.jpg)

>>2556532
Already reported them kero

No. 2556570

>>2556559
Schizo, what is fetishistic in my post? Literally completely normal to poop yourself from time to time. I guess my vagina should make it impossible. What are you expecting? I should have sucked the poop with my pussy hole?

No. 2556593

File: 1749512783887.jpg (140.99 KB, 1170x1093, 1000075966.jpg)

Eating 2 steaks at 1am because I can.

No. 2556594

File: 1749512793200.png (Spoiler Image,264.15 KB, 3001x2918, bristol-stool-chart-08.png)

>>2556507
nta but if ur poop is hard and small that means you're constipated and it can cause problems with your butthole (i know because i was a bit constipated not long ago but thankfully got over it). idk about the sustainability of an all animal products diet, but maybe try adding some fiber supplements to help your system out

No. 2556617

>>2556592
Okay point out what the fuck looks troonian in the post. Because i said panties? I don't get it. Now we can't talk about poop in the DUMBASS SHIT THREAD, because everyone thinks that only moids poop themselves?

No. 2556628

>>2556526
I still don't really understand why femgaze porn artists like giving the self-insert girl huge tits. My only guess is that it's a side effect of moid porn consumption that leeches into their work that they can't seem to shake.

No. 2556631

File: 1749513498744.png (501.26 KB, 480x480, 1749510830896.png)

The rpf thread is my guilty pleasure kek, oasisters crack me up. I've never even listened to their music beyond Don't look back in anger and Wonderwall.

No. 2556633

File: 1749513510480.png (88.86 KB, 428x418, pand-panda.png)

>>2556617
the tmi thread is next door….

No. 2556650

>>2556617
It's because you shit yourself. Stop doing that.

No. 2556658

>>2556631
Fricken yes I love you and agree that thread is like a lifeline

No. 2556669

File: 1749514497013.png (221.12 KB, 1200x1200, smiley.png)

>>2556594
I can't help but see type 1 and type 2 from your chart as the face of a grinning alien creature.

No. 2556675

>>2556594
What kind of problems can it cause your butthole because I have had dark star-shaped shits since I was 3.

No. 2556684

File: 1749514771911.jpg (87.25 KB, 750x721, 1000007181.jpg)

>the food dont even look good

No. 2556699

>>2556650
And do you think i want to shit myself?

No. 2556703

best thing to come out of here recently is the brujoari thread. artcows are the most fun to follow. thank you to whoever opened the floodgates by making that thread!

No. 2556705

>>2556675
Everyone's different so maybe it's not an issue for you, but constipation can cause stomachaches/cramps, nausea, pelvic floor damage, hemorrhoids, anal fissures, infections, fecal impaction, or even anal prolapse. Maybe talk to your doctor if you're concerned about any of this

No. 2556716

>>2556703
I’ve been enjoying the kaijuno thread since it was created. It’s a cozy read

No. 2556717

>>2556705
Hemorrhoids definitely. I'm used to wiping blood off my ass. It runs in my family anyway, bloody asses.(use the tmi thread)

No. 2556734

File: 1749516125728.webp (Spoiler Image,4.26 KB, 800x534, бумага-с-местом-крови-на-шаре-…)

>>2556717
It's family tradition

No. 2556761

File: 1749517541673.jpg (23.6 KB, 480x382, 1000005975.jpg)

GET THE FUCK OFF OF LOLCOW MOM. I KNOW ITS YOU. I JUST KNOW. IM 90% SURE. YOU CAN STAY HERE BUT YOU MIGHT BE THE ONLY THING THAT WILL MAKE ME LEAVE THIS WEBSITE FOR GOOD. WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME. WHY ME.

No. 2556763

>>2556761
Send her a text girl

No. 2556775

>>2556761
Wish my mom was on lolcor

No. 2556781

>>2556761
Nonacita, do you really want to deny your mother the joy of experiencing Kaijuno?

No. 2556782

>>2556761
Is she the one shitting her panties?

No. 2556788

>>2556761
kek has she been commenting? been getting a different sort of vibe from some posts today…

No. 2556790

>>2556782
Yes. Daughter, come help me, i shat again.

No. 2556826

>>2556526
They literally have to add cowtits because of editors, it sucks

No. 2556836

>>2556835
Panties is usually the word for adult women's underwear because of the sexual implication of the word. At least where I live in the US, we call children's underwear either that or "undies".

No. 2556861

>>2556628
It's either
>Editor tells her to add larger tits.
>Porn brainrot.
>The artist genuinely likes drawing large tits.

No. 2556894

>>2556835
American here. I say "underwear."

No. 2556901

I just got a sudden craving specifically for the pizza hut curly fries. Also would not turn my nose up at a pizza. Yes I'm high

No. 2556905

>>2556631
I can’t believe I let two gay bongs ruin my life after I swore off 3DPD forever…

No. 2556914

>>2556835
It's almost as if words can have different nuances in different places

No. 2556942

File: 1749524135393.png (547.94 KB, 573x675, 1705449739054.png)

It took me like 2 hours but i finally managed to win a ranked colonist match. FUCK those faggots that put their settlements in a port near your own settlement at the start just to fuck with you, hope they get bloody diahrea.

No. 2556945

>>2556628
I think they just internalized it as a beauty standard and want to make the self insert as conventionally sexy as possible as wish fulfillment. I do think influence from moid porn is a factor but I don’t think it’s just that because moid coomslop has more variety in tit sizes ironically.

No. 2556966

>>2556761
is she the one starting the boob size discourse?

No. 2556981

i can't tell if the boobie wars are happening because the lolcow userbase is young or if it's one or two schizos. btw in case anyone is wondering i have massive bazoongas and it's 100% true because no one would lie on an anonymous image board.

No. 2556997

>>2556221
>onee shota
>slop

No. 2557000

>>2556981
>or if it's one or two schizos
definitely this

No. 2557013

I’m so cooked I just saw the zodiac killer sketch and my first thought was “which wojak is that”

No. 2557043

I want spicy chicken borger

No. 2557046

>>2556981
There's a couple of anons who're constantly starting infights about the same specific subjects.

No. 2557119

File: 1749535819116.jpeg (42.97 KB, 640x480, IMG_1949.jpeg)

Anons in the unpopular onions thread calling each other trannies

No. 2557125

Sometimes I wonder if I'm being gangstalked online by people specifically trying shame me for stuff I like or if I just have the crappiest interests imaginable.

No. 2557128

>>2557043
I have been craving chick-fil-a the past few days, I relate

No. 2557135

>>2557119
Onions lmao

No. 2557189

File: 1749543326576.jpeg (6.98 KB, 225x225, images-14.jpeg)

The Internet when I was a kid
>don't share your real name or pedophiles and rapists are going to find you

The Internet now
>Give us your real name or you're a pedophile or a rapist

No. 2557195

File: 1749543899252.jpeg (24.6 KB, 375x811, B6759B19-565C-4D5F-8499-9A8D04…)

My boy Mason Ramsey turned 18 last November so I can legally lust and sperg about him on lolcow now

No. 2557197

I don’t feel depressed but I just don’t want anything anaymore

No. 2557204

File: 1749545567105.jpeg (46.52 KB, 736x718, 1720667799633.jpeg)

My retarded phone keeps trying to autofill my actual email when I'm sageing.

No. 2557218

>>2557204
omg nona

No. 2557219

File: 1749547451326.jpeg (536.49 KB, 1125x761, IMG_9840.jpeg)

Was just thinking about the time I was introduced to two troons at a party and within less than five minutes they began talking about transformation fetish art to me

No. 2557222

>>2557219
Transformation fetishes are pretty much the autism magnet so the lack of tact makes sense kek

No. 2557223

>>2556981
Late but the spergout in the UMPO thread made it seem like it was literally just a single mentally ill porn addict kek
>>2557013
Billions must decrypt

No. 2557233

>>2557222
>autism magnet
Kek, that same party one of the troons did an unprompted speedrun of Celeste so you’re definitely onto something

No. 2557244

File: 1749552124534.jpg (11.78 KB, 275x234, 1734212728566.jpg)

I kept submitting/resubmitting my form to renew my passport because I freaked out and accidentally deleted my already approved one. My dumbassery knows no bounds.

No. 2557289

File: 1749559101100.jpg (29.37 KB, 564x564, IMG_1525.jpg)

nonnies i'm gonna be having surgery today. if i die on the operating table don't forget about me pls

No. 2557294

i hate it when fat girls lose a bunch of weight and they don't know how to act

No. 2557299

>>2557195
You’re fucking weird please kill yourself. Unless you’re the same age.

No. 2557303

>>2557289
You won't die bc I said you won't. Please let us know how you feel post op nona.
Your surgeons, nurses and anesthesiologist are competent people.
What sort of surgery are you doing?

No. 2557306

>>2557294
How do they act exactly? Like they keep carying the shy, awkward and self-deprecating manerism of when they were heavier?

No. 2557308

>>2557306
Nayrt but I think it means they go crazy on scrote attention and start posting tons of slutty pics. It can get embarrassing. It’s nice to see them get a confidence boost but they start to embarrass themselves.

No. 2557317

>>2554560
why do they wear pantsu

No. 2557322

File: 1749561205723.jpg (376.25 KB, 2048x2048, 9-5-months-post-op-from-jaw-su…)

>>2557303
Thank you nonners, I appreciate your nice words. I'm getting a bimaxillary osteotomy and a genioplasty. The latter operation is technically just cosmetic, but the former is going to help me a lot when it comes to closing my lips fully and making sure I don't suffer any future complications of my underbite like sleep apnea or pain in my jaw/facial muscles when moving. Picrel is a more extreme example of what the results will be like visually.
I guess I'm less nervous about the operation itself, but more about the recovery afterwards because I'm gonna be all drugged up and sore for like 6 weeks and I'll be on an all liquid diet during that time. Hopefully I won't lose too much weight (though I could stand to lose a few pounds ngl kek)

No. 2557327

>>2557322
Let us know how it went! Think of how much better your quality of life will be after the surgery, stay strong nonna!

No. 2557333

>>2557322
Damn she looks like a chud

No. 2557337

What should I call my babby boi
>Jimmithy
>Shawnathan
>Dicky
>Josh

No. 2557347

Is it true that the woke zoomers are changing Death Note to Unalive Note and Light Yagami's name to Light Reeuqami?

No. 2557350

>>2557337
I'm quite partial to Jimminthy

No. 2557360

>>2557337
Hyphenmaxx and call him Dicky-Josh or Shawnathan-Jimmithy.
If you're open to suggestions other than the four options you presented, I've always been partial to Agamemnon or Spiro, like Nixon's VP.

No. 2557413

File: 1749566175363.png (333.16 KB, 562x800, 196d86e6-11fa-4220-8715-98d711…)

>playlist on shuffle
>Gigantic OTN plays after Mycose
tayst

No. 2557415

>>2557289
I will be there when you wake up nonny ♥ don't worry! Let us know how you feel later

No. 2557419

File: 1749566352451.gif (187.93 KB, 480x480, 113ccabc-ed71-4da0-960b-5b587b…)

>>2557289
>>2557322
I know it's easy to say this when I'm not the one going through it, but those weeks of recovery will be worth it in the long run. Let us know how you feel later nonna

No. 2557442

>>2557204
Mine too how do I turn this shit off

No. 2557443

File: 1749567216100.jpg (62.34 KB, 600x450, 9a4bf7c5c8d01bbf97d3e440b94a0a…)

please customs release my fucking parcels already I have no patience and all I do is check tracking numbers

No. 2557448

It makes me laugh when moids hate on feminists (when moids say 'feminists', they mean libfems because I doubt they know what a radfem even is), since libfems cater to and worship men. They'd be crying and shitting themselves into a testerical breakdown if they ever met a radfem.

No. 2557469

>>2557413
Not to sound like a boomer but can you even listen to Gigantic OTN nowadays or will you get screeched at because muh sexualization? I remember this being a problem with +boy

No. 2557497

>>2557469
i don't know, i don't care

No. 2557510

Having one of those moments where I'm angry over being allergic to apples again
I miss apples

No. 2557514

File: 1749570515159.png (235.44 KB, 258x363, grandautismo.png)

>>2556245
>>2556997
how am i getting shat on for disliking Ara Ara Onee Chan Sucks Off Pre Pubescent Boys: The Series
>>2556276
see rifuru in >>2556365, the manga about the blonde and the demon is this https://irodoricomics.com/Love-Lia-Toyed-by-an-Angel?search=toyed+with
>>2556245
>>2556365
…how'd you guys know? are you nonnies psychic? is the state of otome hentai so tragic that there's only one woman around that has a series about molesting a blonde and a demon?
>>2556495
i wan to help her see the light, she's so close to being based, this close ||
>>2556628
>>2556945
i think this, sometimes i want to imagine a cute boy kissing me to sleep at night and i have to filter my own self image in my imagination else the immersion breaks because brain just thinks "that would literally never happen", if i'm too close to my period when doing this, i'll end up crying.
Though she might just be doing it to get moids to buy her stuff kek.

No. 2557518

>>2557448
It's ironic, isn't it? Libfems are the only ones who gives a shit about the male loneliness epidemic and suicide rates. Libfems open OFs to cater to men and say sex work is real work!! Men hate radfems because they want equal pay, freedom of speech and not to be a bangmaid housewife. It's ironic, indeed

No. 2557519

>>2556221
None of this sounds wrong to me.

No. 2557520

File: 1749570881657.webp (15.03 KB, 640x715, invest-in-gigastacy-v0-bd88y04…)

>>2557413
>Me after playing gigantic OTN and +Danshi on the rhythm games at the crowded arcade

No. 2557533

>>2557289
We'll see you on lc later. You'll be fine, anon

No. 2557536

>>2557413
>That Elsie fit
chefs kiss

No. 2557652

>>2554807
I am darker, the shade of a chocolate milk. It won't show up I am afraid…

No. 2557667

>>2556013
Wtf nonnie, you need to harness this power.

No. 2557679

>>2556024
I saw a post about Onision on tumblr with a screenshot from here, sent OP and ask and she told me about this site. I barely even read his thread though, I immediately found Shay right before the Fupa saga and she was my cow of choice until she got boring.

No. 2557696

>>2556024
I don't remember exactly when it was but a high-strung internet acquaintance included lolcor in her list of 'evil disturbing sites that should be shut down'
Naturally this only made me curious, the fact that she considered Æ to be just as bad as this place is kind of nuts.

No. 2557764

the way kores and japs say "sexy" is a so funni, seccshii

No. 2557767

File: 1749578273979.jpeg (54.53 KB, 485x578, images.jpeg)

ovulation in 8 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 2557773

>>2556024
PULL user here, i originally went here because of GG (Plaaastic), iykyk

No. 2557774

I wanna comment on the amerifag thread so bad but I'm not american

No. 2557777

>>2556024
I discovered lolcow while looking for drawing references on Pinterest. One of you created a fucking board of Nicole Dollanganger pictured linked directly to her thread kek. That was 6 years ago kek before that I was following lolcows online all alone/vicariously through Deadwingdork

No. 2557779

>>2557767
What are your plans?

No. 2557800

>>2557777
I've seen pics with links on Pinterest to the celebricow thread kek

No. 2557857

File: 1749581128237.gif (825.47 KB, 500x375, 196d86e6-11fa-4220-8715-98d711…)

>>2557779
playing DOL and losing my virginity to Sydney in the Rite of Promise, thinking of save scumming and doing the test honestly the first time to see how well i know Syd and then time travelling to get 100% percent kek. slightly exhausted at the thought of playing DOL again because i was so miserable trying to survive the situation i got myself into, it put me off of doing new stuff and brought me to my senses to stop treating the Antiques catalogue like a checklist kekkk. but im coming for that ass, watch out Syd.

No. 2557862

File: 1749581179339.jpg (77.63 KB, 686x398, 196d86e6-11fa-4220-8715-98d711…)

>>2557774
do it anyways

No. 2557892

File: 1749581941117.jpeg (57.82 KB, 425x425, 1709552002705.jpeg)

>>2557514
>shes shilled as a "based josei fuck these pickmes for doing this to this genre porn"
>look her up
>shes making moid coomer slop
everytime kek

No. 2557902

>>2557774
Kek, why?
I've never had issues posting in any countryflag threads on the occasions I've had questions for them. Americans might be different bust most people really like it when outsiders take an interest in them, especially if they're polite.

No. 2557913

growing up my mom used to shit talk my aunt (on my father's side) and say she gave her kids autism because she smoked during pregnancy but it's so obvious my dad's side carries the autism genetic. my brother is 100% undiagnosed autistic so maybe she was just coping. the thing is my aunt was actually a very loving and supportive parent even though it was the 90s and autism was way less understood. my mom would act like she was a bad parent because the kids would only eat a few foods (a very common autistic trait). my son just got diagnosed and it made me realize there's a lot of autism on my dad's side, not just those two cousins. i cut my mom off long before his diagnosis but i'm so thankful her hateful ass isn't anywhere near him.

No. 2557925

>>2556024
I was curious about what Dan Schneider did but all that was coming up was stupid youtube videos and articles that said he didn't do anything and it was just other staff at nickelodeon, LC was the only place that actually tried to piece the gossip together

No. 2557934

>>2556024
another PULL refugee. i wanted to know if marzia was faking her voice kek. PULL did wonders for my body dysmorphia though i'll tell you what. i used to fall for all but the most obvious shoop and be unable to recognize the vast majority of plastic surgeries.

No. 2557964

>>2556024
I used to be really new to /cgl/ and someone mentioned that this site was a replacement for another called staminarose or something. I knew about pull but didn’t care for it, then I went here out of curiosity after the original keekweek and stayed for the pt and onision threads. I liked jfashion but didn’t like that you couldn’t just chat about off topic things on /cgl/.

No. 2557994

Breakin’ off pieces of a bouillon cube and letting them melt in my mouth

No. 2558097

File: 1749590850290.jpeg (577 KB, 1125x1340, IMG_9580.jpeg)

>>2556024
Originally was a gull on /cgl/ but life got busy and I couldn’t follow cows as much as I use to. I can’t remember when I learned about LC but I vaguely remember frequenting here, PULL, and KF for a bit. Now I only keep track of LC since it’s the only website that seems to attract a user base similar to me and that shares my interests kek

No. 2558115

>>2557195
He’s fucking ugly

No. 2558131

>>2557195
Pedononas strike again

No. 2558157

>>2558131
i think you vastly underestimate how many nonnies are underage or 18

No. 2558182

>>2558131
>pedo
>18

Lul

No. 2558327

File: 1749601619849.gif (1.81 MB, 498x359, grinch-savage.gif)

so i was just sitting there minding my business when a girl who i had a messy friendship breakup with randomly popped up in my head. she was a shitty friend and a shitty person in general so good riddance but remembering it still makes me mad to this day so now i was sitting there pissed off over nothing.
then i remembered her nigel who was (likely still is) an absolute retard. i used to regret introducing them to eachother because "she deserves better" or whatever but turns out i was two steps ahead planning my revenge beforehand kek
he's a massive coomer weeb and his idea of humor is just yelling slurs on top of his lungs. he's short and scrawny and has like a billion genetic diseases and that's when the wires in my brain got crossed. of course! i have a nigel too! and he's tall and strong and healthy and could easily break that guy in half. there's no way or reason for this to ever happen but in a hypothetical scenario he'd definetly win. "hehehe my nigel is stronger than hers.." like they're pokemon. nigel i choose you!
embarassing way of thinking but it made me feel better

No. 2558331

>>2558327
In an ideal world, disagreements would be solved by forcing two moids to fight to the death.

No. 2558346

>>2557994
fuck that sounds so good

No. 2558389

I love stealing

No. 2558435

>>2556024
I learned about it through a scrote, actually, kek. I used to lurk on somethingawful and 4chan back in the late 2000s, and a few years ago I was hanging out with my Nigel and his friend (who is also terminally online) and I brought up some random internet drama and he mentioned kiwifarms and lolcow in passing. When I first lurked here I had no idea it was women only, and I've been hooked ever since.

No. 2558449

>>2557327
>>2557419
>>2557415
Surgery update: I did almost pass out at the pre op while they were putting my IV in, but otherwise the surgery actually went perfectly and I’m recovering nicely! It’s been a few hours since the surgery and Im gonna be staying overnight since I’m a bit tired and sore. I’m gonna go snooze now but thank you nonnies again for bribing the doctors to not kill me! kek

No. 2558453

>>2558449
May you have a speedy and not-too irksome recovery.

No. 2558458

>>2558449
I'm so glad it went well, nona. Have a nice rest and heal up soon!

No. 2558474

>>2558449
Hope you rest well and have a speedy recovery nonny! The worst part about jaw surgery for me was the nausea from meds and being unable to eat anything I really wanted. Hopefully you experience none of that!

No. 2558479

File: 1749607626074.gif (11.88 KB, 90x90, dumb cow.gif)

I feel so mentally challenged i have been stuck at a chain knot for like 30 minutes. I dont know if my needle or yarn is the problem or if its me.

No. 2558486

>>2558479
What are you trying to make nonna?

No. 2558495

>>2558486
just following some begginer tutorials

No. 2558658

File: 1749616671773.webp (58.21 KB, 1200x800, strawberry-moon-manhattan.webp)

I love the term strawberry moon and I hope if the moon is pinkish near me I can see it tonight

No. 2558677

Can someone tell me to go wash my hair please… It smells

No. 2558679

>>2558677
go wash ur hair or I'll steal your scalp oil

No. 2558680

>>2558679
Thank you

No. 2558685


No. 2558702

>>2558677
You can do this anon. Just take one step at a time.

No. 2558712

File: 1749622734222.jpg (23.95 KB, 299x169, images(5).jpg)

I finally have time to play all the new games I have piled up and looked forward to for the last few months, but all I'm in the mood for is to replay Mother 3 for the fourth or fifth time

No. 2558735

There's an anime convention near me this weekend and I already have the tickets and the hotel paid for but I'm really sick and the odds of recovering before saturday are looking pretty slim. Fuck me. All I want to do is shop anime figurines and play rhythm games and judge other people's cosplays and get really fucked up at the afterparty.

No. 2558824

>>2558735
you should go and infect all the weebs with your illness

No. 2558838

File: 1749634043385.png (251.08 KB, 405x752, img.png)


No. 2558839

>>2552127
Damn this was hot.

No. 2558846

File: 1749635373469.webp (57.09 KB, 720x721, fluride puppy.webp)

>watching The Angry Birds Movie on the TV with my brother while my laptop with Cure(1997) open on it is right in front of me

No. 2558857

>>2558846
the angry birds movies has infant murder, an adult flashing his privates to a child, homosexuals, pedophiles and genocide, i would advice against showing that movie to a child

No. 2558863

I stabbed my thumb with a pair of mini scissors. I am a klutz. Same thing happened with my index finger and one of those corkscrew can opener things.

No. 2558864

>>2558857
you're right, i'll show him Death Note next time

No. 2558877

>>2558846
Not sure if anyone realized this, but this dog is a female. You see how she has a feminine brain? The softness of the creases… so clearly a female brain. And of course she is being manipulated by big pharma like all of us women are. Also avoid wi-fi, it makes the brain hard.

No. 2558879

>>2558824
Tempting… I just came home from the doctors and it turns out I have pneumonia so I'll be out of commission for a week or two, kill meeeeeee

No. 2558888

>>2558877
you can tell the dog is female because it has a brain to begin with

No. 2558894

File: 1749643198351.jpeg (200.4 KB, 675x1199, IMG_5462.jpeg)

Roger Federer scared as a child, like why does he look like that?

No. 2558904

>>2558894
he looked really old as a child damn

No. 2558905

>>2558894
he looks like he's had a face transplantation

No. 2558910

>>2558894
He has the 90 year old slavic grandpa phenotype

No. 2558915

>>2558904
Scared me so much I lost my thinking skills and forgot to put “me” kek

No. 2558979

>>2558894
He looks like Robbie Rotten as an actual person, but with an evil vibe instead of a silly one

No. 2559019

File: 1749655552490.png (526.11 KB, 790x586, ass.png)

black panther ass

No. 2559022

>>2558894
Did anyone actually find him or Nadal attractive? Even in their youth both were absolutely busted in the face.

No. 2559023

File: 1749655718214.png (434.83 KB, 601x526, more ass.png)


No. 2559025

Psych told me there's a great possibility i have ADHD, now i think i lied to her by accident… fuck my life i should die

No. 2559044

>>2559025
You think you lied to make her thing you have ADHD or afterwards? It's pretty common to feel like one tricked the psychiatrist into a diagnosis when first faced with an official diagnosis. Let it sink in for a few weeks and then reevaluate

No. 2559048

>>2559044
To make her think i have ADHD, i have been told before i may have ADHD and i also tought i had lied, but yeah i think i will just do as you say and see what happens.

No. 2559050

>>2559048
I found it hard to come to terms with but then I thought about my daily habits and it made sense. It took months for me to finally accept it and get help for it. Good luck nonna

No. 2559062

>>2559048
a psychiatrist doesn't work like a sorting hat kek

No. 2559139

>>2559025
They're pill pushers, of course they are going to diagnose you.
You could just straight up say "I think I have adhd" and they will prescribe you the drugs. It's not that serious. I've never heard of anyone who wanted an adhd diagnosis not getting it.

No. 2559144

The moon is too low on the horizon and all the buildings in my ugly ass neighborhood are covering it so I can't take a picture. Sad.

No. 2559146

I really wanna eat out her pussy but like in a platonic way

No. 2559150

>>2559139
So i don't have ADHD???

No. 2559160

>>2559150
I don't know that, all I know is that they way overdiagnose. It's not like a hollywood movie where the kind wise old woman carefully considers your case and helps you reach a breakthrough. It's a business. The first part is prescribing you drugs so they can get their kickbacks from the pharmaceutical companies. Then they'll bilk you for endless sessions that go nowhere but you continue going because you feel like you should.

No. 2559205

File: 1749662754885.jpg (34.96 KB, 736x736, 1744342787490.jpg)

im watching the 4th Final Destination movie, and they used a dolphin sound effect for a racecar slipping on oil? around the 00:04:48 mark

No. 2559579

>>2559205
Oh my god you're right

No. 2559598

i didnt even wanna live, my parents made me do it

No. 2559634

>>2559205
Lmao I looked it up, it’s 100% that stock dolphin noise that’s used everywhere, its the same one used in Flipper and that Spongebob episode where all of their swear words are bleeped out with it kek. Someone else said there’s also a jaguar/bobcat noise in that movie during a scene when a character has a vision? The sound designers must have just been fucking around on that project, kek

No. 2559636

>>2559623
I know FD crew were probably just doing it for lulz but some movies have animal noises mixed in for sfx, Sorcerer is a serious example

No. 2559638

>>2559636
My dumb smartphone ass meant >>2559205

No. 2559639

The nonnie who keeps bringing up Katy perry on celebricows is so annoying.

No. 2559649

>>2559205
In the Point Break remake they put a cartoony tire-screeching noise over someone sliding to a stop on their snowboard, kek (2:22)

No. 2559659

File: 1749678210749.jpg (27.21 KB, 500x281, 0db2c4d8-abdc-4ade-b149-4b47dd…)

>>2557767
6 days from ovu and im crying bc i thought too hard about my future. im serously thinking about approaching my college-assigned mentor because im aimless and retarded and my performance is in the shitter but my friend keeps telling me he's not very serious and he's probably not good, but its not like i can approach any other faculty because its only really the role of "mentor" that gives them the incentive to care about you because otherwise in this college, theres only borderline soulless people in charge

No. 2559661

>>2559659
samefag, suicide or self harm would be so easy if it wasnt so humiliating, cigs would be great if it didnt put me on the same level as frenchmen

No. 2559663

File: 1749678339507.png (142.25 KB, 162x346, ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.png)

remember nonnas
(y)ou are (n)ot alone

No. 2559665


No. 2559678

i hate that zoomers have made slut into a compliment for moids, when i say european men are sluts, i dont meant theyre hot and well dressed, i mean theyre hideous and whorish with no reason

No. 2559692

>>2559678
Kek this reminds me of my millennial sister who called her zoomer son a slut as an insult. Crying at the thought of zoomer girls calling him a slut and he just gets nam flashbacks instead.

No. 2559694

>>2559663
Thank you wof I will take your grat wisdom

No. 2559696

>>2559205
Sound design is so corny when you're actually paying attention kek. I can't remember which movie it was, but a serious emotional moment was completely ruined when I heard vidrel in the background

No. 2559707

>>2559659
I'm not sure how restrictive it is where you live but returning to university and college programs as an adult learner is actually quite easy where I live. I went straight to work out of highschool and didn't take on any post-secondary until I was in my mid twenties, the same is true for a few of my family members.
Gaining more life experience can be really helpful with figuring out what kind of careers you might be suited for, you're still very young and have a lot of time to find your niche. Try to not let this present sense of aimlessness convince you that there's nothing out there for you, it's still a big world with a lot of possibilities. We do far too much to frighten students with threats of pointless lives of drudgery if they don't happen to do well in college, it's mostly bunk.
Maybe look into residential plumbing, quite a few women are able to make their way in that career and there's a lot of opportunity for running your own company and making rather a good living. Also, just because ypur friend has a had a bad experience with the assigned mentor doesn't guarantee you'll get nothing from a meeting, you lose nothing by trying and a major part of getting on with life is taking opportunities as they arise.

No. 2559714

I hate that men I see everyday as stupid and boring can suddenly become cute when I'm ovulating. Get the fuck outta here hormones!

No. 2559757

The celebricow thread is so unfun why do people take celebrity gossip so seriously.

No. 2559758

>>2557448
>They'd be crying and shitting themselves into a testerical breakdown if they ever met a radfem.
Can confirm, I pretty much did this to my previous ex lmao. Got shirty with me because of how casually misandrist I was being, like god forbid women have hobbies

No. 2559763

File: 1749683618489.jpg (62.34 KB, 736x911, oranch.jpg)

>>2559758
why do anons love to mention their ex/nigels so much?
do you only get to understand this if you've dated a moid??

No. 2559779

It's cold so I'm sitting in the sun so my hair heats up like a furnace

No. 2559792

I cannot believe that's his actual name.

No. 2559832

File: 1749688811940.png (1.53 MB, 1612x1440, 1000078518.png)

I wuv it when reserved characters let themselves slip I'm like kyaaaaah kawaiiiii neeeeeeeee

No. 2559834

am i still a terf if my poop looks like a dick

No. 2559853

File: 1749690390746.jpg (17.41 KB, 720x720, 1000077807.jpg)

How I sleep every night knowing that my favourite media is too niche to get a tranny fandom for it.

No. 2559856

Im home alone its late at night and im kinda scared as fuck. I had so much fun in the day alone but being in a big empty house like this at night is scary as hell im jumping at every sound i hear

No. 2559857

>>2559856
Sorry that was me getting milk from the fridge. Sorry. I will be quieter next tiem.

No. 2559859

>>2559857
Whatt he fuck you cant just take my milk

No. 2559862

File: 1749690724095.gif (111.54 KB, 220x161, 1000078529.gif)

>>2559859
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE

No. 2559870

>>2559853
The other day i realized that a lot of my favorite games and characters are tranny magnets, but idk if thats just because troons are everywhere these days forcing it onto everything or if I just happen to have unfortunate taste

No. 2559891

>>2559696
Kek there’s also a “child laughing” sfx that I hear all of the time, I think it was in MSN messenger too and I hear it in background audio for movies or shows sometimes and it totally pulls me out of it when I hear it

No. 2559913

Moved back to Microsoft 2010. Talk about Frutiger Aero, right?

No. 2559936

I finally have money to get cute nails but i cant because i started doing swimming. Fuck my life.

No. 2559946

File: 1749696938274.png (615.94 KB, 640x797, PTedit.png)

Thr Guy Gardner poster for the new Superman Movie looks a lot like PT's current 'look'
I wish I could shoop good n sic'

No. 2559948

>>2559936
my nails are too wide for press-ons. never knew i was a genetic freak until i tried to glue a pair on

No. 2559953

>>2559946
It' so bad I can't tell anymore you guys

No. 2559957

>>2559948
dont worry nonny mines are too small

No. 2559988

File: 1749699724983.jpg (80.86 KB, 1290x732, 1748669609710.jpg)

I think the guy in the song Brandy You're a Fine Girl is a closeted fag
>But my life my love and my lady is the sea
Bitch no it isn't, you just want to get dicked down by sailors and are trying to let Brandy down easy. Smh

No. 2560018

If you were a lawyer what kind of criminals would you get off? Guilty ones or actually not guilty

No. 2560024

File: 1749701841568.gif (2.69 MB, 400x370, 1686495211.gif)

>>2560018
All of them bc I'm a good lawyer duh

No. 2560029

>>2560018
>get off
Like sexually or

No. 2560031


No. 2560034

Whenever I get the hall is the blond one banner I don’t wanna refresh the page it feels sinful to do so

No. 2560076

>>2559205
samefag, this may be a stretch but at 00:32:36 there's like a Tom scream from Tom and Jerry during a premonition kek

No. 2560124

File: 1749706710670.gif (257.71 KB, 220x220, speen.gif)

It's time for the alligator
It's time for the alligator
I'ma spin what my mama gave me
I'ma spin my money-maker

No. 2560148

millenial hair bump

No. 2560194

File: 1749710529648.gif (112.18 KB, 200x267, b1ddfc68daa49e8c85bb3571dae5b1…)

My dentist complimented my toothbrushing technique, try not to get jealous nonners

No. 2560263

>>2560194
well my doctor told me i had a fantastic powerful name, why don't you try

No. 2560264

File: 1749715294285.png (426.37 KB, 1057x856, Screenshot 2025-06-12 132939.p…)

how to address the shotafag nonnies, ayo nonci kek

No. 2560265

File: 1749715349367.webp (7.98 KB, 554x554, 9d2644da9499fe166bfa13d2c9f039…)

Watching slop(family guy) and counting the hours until my life of NEETdom freedom ends and my wageslave life starts. Worst part is they are going to exploit me for a week before even telling me if i get the job or not. If i get the job i am going to spend the money on the sluttiest anime husbando figurine i can find.

No. 2560266

i just had a really delicious apple

No. 2560269

>>2560265
get the aoba jesus figurine and the office worker slut figurine(penis is kinda tiny tho) and the nitro chiral bdsm dog slut figurine and the Ten Count bunny figurines

No. 2560274

File: 1749716171553.jpg (31.39 KB, 600x600, 396185-6dff7.jpg)

>>2560269
I was thinking about getting the Shirotani bunny figurine or one of the slutty worms from All Out. If none of those are available i am going to get a Free!! one, they have some pretty good ones. If none of those are available i will take it as a sign from god to buy a body kun and just make my oc.

No. 2560281

>>2560264
KEK I'm going to use that from now on

No. 2560289

File: 1749718004344.jpg (166.08 KB, 1920x1080, cover4.jpg)

I can't stop binging creepypasta narrations and I need more. I've even been binging LavenderTowne's narrations even though I think her art is trash because I've listened to pretty much all the other (decent) creepypasta narrations already. I especially love the older ones, even if they're poor quality they have sovl and are nostalgic. Right now I'm binging the old Something Scary narrations done by Sapphire. Man I miss those when I'd get excited for a new video from her, anyone else remember?

No. 2560297

>>2560269
>office worker slut figurine
which one is that? Asking for science

No. 2560303

File: 1749719652148.webp (Spoiler Image,49.47 KB, 750x737, OWS.webp)

>>2560297
this one, it's somehow the first one that pops up if you search "nsfw husbando figurines", i like this figurine but this is crazy tame for being "nsfw"

No. 2560306

>>2560303
I wish i didnt have a seething hatred for office moids because the gaterbelts are cute.

No. 2560310

>>2560306
you know what moids do to women they hate? do it to office moids

No. 2560311

>>2560018
I wouldn't work in criminal law, it would strain my mental health

No. 2560312

>>2560018
innocent moids, act like a dimwit unless they either they give me more money or sexual favours and then activate all my Ace Attorney Academy training.

No. 2560350

>>2560310
I cant, i need dopamine to activate my horny neurons and black and white boring formal wear does nothing to me. It doesnt help most office workering moids are hags already. A fig like this but with a slutty military moid? now that i would go bankrupt for.

No. 2560482

My boyfriend has a huge amount of clothes. We recently moved in together and he literally has three times the amount of clothes that I have. He probably never had to worry growing up when would be the next time someone would wash clothes. He could probably go over a month without washing anything with the amount of shirts, sweaters and underwear he has. I am kind of jealous, honestly and it makes me realize how neglectful my own parents were growing up. I remember being a teenager and only having 5 pairs of underwear with some having holes in them. My parents never questioned it or they simply didn't care. When I wanted something or got angry I got labeled as "too sensitive, egoistical or lazy".
I love my boyfriends parents. His mom always brings over home made jam when they visit and they helped us set up a drawer because we wanted to store winter clothes in there. They invite us over for dinner and call to see how we are doing. They are both very nice people.

No. 2560569

File: 1749740559622.gif (1.72 MB, 320x320, larval_stalker.gif)

I feel so weird asking for a men's shirt at work but I'm masc and women's shirt cuts always make me look scrawny and retarded

No. 2560595

>>2560569
kek dont worry anon i also buy mens shirts because they tend to be more baggy, i mean is the shirt going to ask if its a man or woman wearing it?

No. 2560599

File: 1749742368116.mp4 (1.9 MB, 720x1280, ezgif-419615dbce2b45.mp4)

This is a test of the Emergency Alert System. This is only a test. If this had been an actual emergency you would have been instructed to seek shelter immediately and follow the instructions of local authorities. This concludes this week's test of the Emergency Alert System.

No. 2560609

>>2560595
Nah kek, I buy clothes and shoes exclusively from the men's section, but being new (and the youngest) at my job is making me feel like someone's autistic tomboy daughter and not the confident adult I want them to see me as. I just feel akward being masc around people older than me for some reason even though it's practically all I've known all my life

No. 2560618

>>2560350
I respect you nonnie

No. 2560668

File: 1749744730557.jpg (185.42 KB, 560x420, 1000178003.jpg)

PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPi-
Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Saa nome, o mae suki darou? Retarudo Miruku
Watashi ga kimeta, ima kimeta
Dakara nonde watashi no retarudo MIRUKU,
Kakaku wa nihyaku en~!
soiya! soiya!
dotsee! dotsee!
soiya! soiya!
dotsee! dotsee!
Maroyaka, otaku miruku,
Fuwa fuwa hororucou miruku
Ichiban osusume na no wa
PiTi-sama miruku~!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo! PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo! PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
Farumeru-wa a-aa-aa-a-a-aaa!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo! PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo! PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
Seimei afureta, a-aa-aa-a-a-aaa!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo! PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo! PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
Anata mo ima a-aa-aa-a-a-aaa!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo! PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo! PoPiPoPiPo PoPiPo!
Retarudo Miruku ga suki ni naru!

No. 2560695

>>2560599
The girl's body language tells me he does this all the fucking time.

No. 2560712

The show I'm watching introduced time travel and ruined everything. Great. Now I'm thinking too hard about it and trying to make sense of it. Who tf invented time travel in fiction? They should be punished severely for it.

No. 2560728

>>2560712
are you watching riverdale?

No. 2560729

File: 1749747730374.jpeg (699.7 KB, 1290x1628, IMG_8205.jpeg)

I wonder if this girl is a farmer. She has #IStandWithAmberHeard in her bio too. I feel like I only see the word moid here

No. 2560739

>>2560729
i feel like she may most likely be a farmer since on here it's the most widespread usage of the word (also on other female-adjacent altchans such as fjchan or cc); some very minor use of the word has circulated on around twitter/tiktok replies in (what i presume to be) a direct response against the word foid seeing a spike in circles outside of 4choid or elsewhere. also a woman leading a xitter account around the lines of ''men taking Ls'' using the word moid in her posts, if youve ever seen her around.

No. 2560742

>>2560729
Sometimes I’ll be typing out a reply on a normie site and have to double check I didn’t use ‘moid’ kek.

No. 2560744

>>2560728
Why would I…
Long story short they time travel to the past to save their adoptive father from dying so he'd adopt them later. Lame. Then there's this bigger event where earth is destroyed but they survived and time travel 6 months in the past to save it, and the future selves and past selves meet, but nothing happens? The past selves go and travel in time, too despite not having a reason to because earth was already saved, and the future selves take their place. Really retarded.

No. 2560757

>>2560729
kek there's also a ts2 creator that has "woman" instead of pronouns in her bio and her url features a mythical figure that is often talked about positively in radfem spaces. i like to think that she's a crypto terf and also fed up with the woke pandering in the community.

No. 2560772

File: 1749749934957.jpg (45.96 KB, 720x406, superwaha.jpg)

https://www.4chan.org/flash?file=superwahagame.swf&title=Super+Waha+Game

I recently found an old flash game on 4chan I used to frequent but never managed to beat. I havent even gotten past a score of 700 even though ive been trying for around 20 minutes or so kek. If anyone here can beat it then youre already way better than me

No. 2560817

>>2560772
This brought me back to how I would play Nanaca Crash for idk how long at a time trying to break my own records kek

https://megami.starcreator.com/nanaca-crash/

No. 2560830

>>2560757
who is it nona?

No. 2560854

I always forget how calming drinking a good cup of tea can be

No. 2560942

File: 1749758406847.jpeg (696.63 KB, 1125x713, IMG_9193.jpeg)

>>2560854
What type of tea are you drinking nonny? I just put on the kettle myself

No. 2560946

>>2560942
I felt like having something sweet, so I decided for vanilla black tea! What are you going to drink?

No. 2560969

>>2560946
That sounds lovely! I am having a raspberry black tea myself with a little bit of cream. I also have a pitcher of oolong in the fridge that I like to drink during the warmer months.

No. 2561053

I once went on a date with a guy who always had to one up me and show how "superior" he was. He asked me what my favorite movie is and i said twilight and shrek 2.

No. 2561101

>>2560854
This is how green tea with lemonade always makes me feel, especially when it’s super hot!

No. 2561217

>>2561053
Kekk this dude who was obsessed with me in community college used to follow me to my car all the time to talk and I was too spineless to tell him off back then so every time he started talking to me I started babbling about Twilight and other shitty romance books I've read before and he lost interest pretty fast

No. 2561296

If my eyes were just a tiny bit better, I could read without glasses comfortably, but with how it's right now I have to lean a bit too far forward to read everything clearly so that my neck starts to hurt if I do it for too long. It's a matter of literally centimeters.

No. 2561401

>>2560772
got to 1240 yay

No. 2561424

>>2557289
a few days late but wish you the best nonnie

No. 2561435

I have hiccups is this how I am going to die

No. 2561443

File: 1749779319718.png (159.22 KB, 275x257, 1716387692264.png)

I have literally set multiple timers to 30 seconds and the site will not let me post. LET ME IN, LET ME IN

No. 2561568

Kinda funny how Kanye and Grimes both seemed to relate to Tetsuo the most based on their MVs and they’ve also now been completely devoured by their lust for power (ay ay)

No. 2561641

File: 1749789176417.jpg (1.17 MB, 3000x2638, Two peabrains in a pod.JPG)


No. 2561768

Short people are statistically more likely to commit crimes because they're closer to Hell

No. 2561821

>>2561768
tall people's bones are so shit, they can't commit crime to begin with

No. 2561826

>>2561641
Single brain cell showing cytoskeleton, light micrograph(2016).jpeg

No. 2561837

File: 1749798368386.jpg (69.11 KB, 1179x1166, 1000015536.jpg)

why? because he owns one bangmaid slave and a future retirement plan?

No. 2561844

>>2561837
The image on the right seriously looks like pedoshit.

No. 2561885

>>2561844
It always is, and they always fetishize having a daughter not a son.

No. 2561896

File: 1749802065568.jpg (187.39 KB, 908x1210, 5a27834713ac31b6cceff0f6060c60…)

>>2561844
Yeah i am sure its the loli nun catgirl from blue archive

No. 2561898

>>2561896
kek good find, but how do you even know about this? isn't gacha crap marketed at 99% for males porn addicts?

No. 2561916

>>2561898
If you are into weeb circles you see those creatures all the time.

No. 2561926

>>2561916
>male porn addicts
>weebs
but what's the difference?

No. 2561933

>>2561926
dont erase female weebs we exist and we are gooning to yaoi

No. 2561937

>>2561933
>gooning
100 lashings for using that word around here

No. 2561938

>>2561937
can you dress like my husbando at least

No. 2561982

File: 1749811414802.png (86.83 KB, 892x388, Screenshot 2025-06-13 113017.p…)

This girl pisses me off… the pretentious lowercase/full stop typing style combined with glaring grammatical errors and derivative, empty writing. Wish there was a British journalism cows thread

No. 2562030

File: 1749816265789.jpeg (199.14 KB, 1425x1671, IMG_1744.jpeg)

I’m doing a study to work on my rendering/painting skills and I’m starting to regret leaving the eyes and mouth last because my own drawing is starting to scare the shit out of me. Also posting this from my ipad makes me feel like a gen A ipad kid kek

No. 2562037

>>2562030
Kek trust the process nona

No. 2562041

>>2562030
It's better to map the shadows with a hard brush, so that you don't end up with confusing and complex shapes that may be overwhelming for you to work with. Another good thing would be to work on all parts of the drawing at the same time, so that you are able to make the drawing consistent and also know if something is broken instead of maybe seeing after that something is not looking right. I'm not sure you wanted help but i hope this is helpful for you somehow.

No. 2562067

>>2561768
Am a short person and a criminal; can confirm

No. 2562081

>>2562030
This makes me think like what if everyone had no mouth and eyes and you were the only one who did and had to keep it a secret from everyone. You'd have to eat in a closet while everyone else got their energy from photosynthesis. Also they'd wear glasses sometimes but for fashion, not function.

No. 2562082

File: 1749821347348.gif (1.86 MB, 400x300, 3RufS6.gif)

happy friday nonnys I wish I could drink but I'm sick

No. 2562084

>>2561768
Nah, I started committing crimes because of a tall friend

No. 2562086

>>2561982
>Wish there was a British journalism cows thread
KEK this is actually a good idea, our journalism scene is so tacky and insane.

No. 2562087

>>2561837
>>2561896
>Moid sees happy man hugging his wife and child
>Takes creepshots
>"HURR DURR BUT WHAT IF UNDERAGE LOLI GIRL"
The "loneliness" epidemic is natural selection taking its course kek

No. 2562093

File: 1749822473768.png (2.41 MB, 1920x1080, 1000037257.png)

>>2562081
>In a world…
>Where "seeing" takes a little bit of believing…
>ONE WOMAN
>Has bitten off more than she can chew!
>Smash cut to nonna hunched over in her closet, caught mid-mouthful of ramen by the faceless masses
>"Uh…itadakimasu?"
>Dramatic music and action scenes start playing
>STARRING: CHRIS PRATT

No. 2562101

File: 1749823106575.jpg (28.23 KB, 474x474, OIP.jpg)

>>2562093
>and starring costar Jennifer Lawrence as jodi arias
>BOOM BA BOOM
>this is….
>A PHOTO OF A LIFETIME

No. 2562108

File: 1749823229475.jpeg (243.17 KB, 1016x985, 1730692130090.jpeg)

It's Friday. It's Friday. It's FRIDAY. IT'S FRIDAY. It's Friday. It's…. Friday. Friday the 13th.

No. 2562115

>>2562086
>>2561982
we have the journalist cringe thread from the kaitlyn tiffany era, you could always revive it
>>>/ot/1152627

No. 2562119

File: 1749824505179.jpg (59.86 KB, 1200x676, pokemon-diglett-dugtrio-756738…)

I'm worried I might have certain prejudices against succubae. Reading about this bonnie blue entity made me hate sabrina carpenter more, just bc they are both being possessed by the same void energy. That doesn't mean they're literally the same person tho, sabrina doesn't have breast implants, for example. I wish I could educate myself and overcome these biases but don't even know where to begin

No. 2562129

>>2562101
If JLaw played Queen Jodi, I'd actually like her so much more

No. 2562131

>>2562129
The final nail. You're mean anon

No. 2562137

>>2562131
Is it better if I explain that I mean I'd like JLaw better? Queen Jodi is already perfect.

No. 2562139

>>2562137
You are part of the void energy

No. 2562170

File: 1749827891142.png (1.35 MB, 1170x811, todays his bday.png)

>>2562082
>>2562108
Happy Friday the 13th to all the nonnies who celebrate!!

No. 2562172

I'm a tetrachromat

No. 2562178

>>2562119
fuck off with your schizo shit, these women are braindead hoes who would do anything for moid attention, not some ebil entity

No. 2562183

>>2562178
>no wet blanket pokemon
Anon doesn't get a pokemon

No. 2562185

It took me months to realise wtf a lot of teen girls meant when they tweet "love when you can smell a man's colon" like the thought of them misspelling cologne just didn't come to me once, I thought they just had the weirdest fetishes

No. 2562187

File: 1749828396299.jpg (1.27 MB, 1170x2080, 1000015538.jpg)

who even is the target demographics of kidfluencers? pedo moids?

No. 2562191

>>2562187
Pedo moids, those weird moms who watch other children and neglect their own in some way and other kids who wish they had nice families

No. 2562192

>>2562187
I don’t get what they’re trying to influence with this video? Is it an uno ad?

No. 2562194

>>2562187
Pedomoids, narc/autopedo/pickme moms

No. 2562196

>>2562194
>narc/autopedo/pickme moms
Yes, precisely. Ty anon

No. 2562198

>>2562185
If you don't love your husbando's poop do you really even love him?

No. 2562201

Men who are obsessed with red meat need to kill themselves and give it to women because we actually need the iron. You fuckers can go eat idk, spinach.

No. 2562203

>>2562198
Husbando, sure. Husband, ew never

No. 2562205

>>2562187
As a nonna who has a bunch of nieces and nephews if it's not toy unboxing it's pedos. Even then it's a significant amount of pedo viewers.

No. 2562208

>>2562201
Spinach makes my undereye circles go away when I've been staying up late

No. 2562210

>>2562201
And they're always the faggiest soyfag faggots to ever faggot around with the highest levels of faggotry imaginable. Poop beards, short, bald, fat, wear glasses, annoying nasal voices etc.

No. 2562219

File: 1749829459097.jpg (73.8 KB, 567x555, 1624391580852.jpg)

It's so easy to make people believe you are intelligent when you are autistic. I am super retarded and i rely on chatgpt for almost everything, but whenever i talk to people about random history facts they instantly think i am some mastermind 400IQ genious.

No. 2562222

File: 1749829594648.gif (170.42 KB, 485x498, 444.gif)

>>2562108
Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

No. 2562246

>>2562170
omg epic, i don't really watch the movies but this has the entire series i think https://archive.org/download/movies_202211

No. 2562253

Feeling like vidrel recently

No. 2562257

File: 1749831178471.jpg (74 KB, 487x750, 093df859d7b38db9e5ad6d38dedf63…)

>>2562187
other kids i think, in a somewhat ideal world anyways, i loved Kaelyn from SSG when i was young, i once drew a room similar to hers in like an aerial view(from the persp of the fan) but with me in it for drawing class once because i wanted to be her so bad, and i can tell it was inspired by her room bc the room was hot pink and the bedsheets were black and white chevron kek, i think it's watching her that helped my English develop keki

No. 2562305

Idk why I was recommended this but it was funny

No. 2562311

File: 1749834527089.jpg (72.84 KB, 954x702, 1724450234408.jpg)

Why is fujochan being constantly raided with cp? Is it always the same bot or person? One of those images took 9 FUCKING HOURS to get deleted. I got terrified of what I just saw on the front page

No. 2562326

File: 1749835182628.gif (1.93 MB, 275x207, 1000004656.gif)

>>2562222
YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY (THURSDAY)
TODAY IT IS FRIDAY (FRIDAY)

No. 2562350

File: 1749836398176.jpeg (50.06 KB, 735x490, 1725896026652.jpeg)

I NEED today to go by quickly so I can not think about my financial situation and instead have fun playing minecraft and getting high

No. 2562383

>>2562311
I don't understand raiding that place out of all places. I get moids and triggered trannies doing it on cc but fc is just cringe yaoi at best

No. 2562386

>>2562383
Nta moids get mad when they see porn of males being degraded instead of women being degraded.

No. 2562391

>>2562386
Yeah and they have the audacity to claim women are just as bad like we totally spam memes under their rape underage porn videos. But still it's weird cus fc doesn't even have that much unless you're on the extreme board (my kinda place baby)

No. 2562411

File: 1749838472557.jpeg (22.56 KB, 736x649, 921db608-700a-4141-96ba-46d61b…)

>>2562383
Fc admins need some heavy moderation, it's not normal when it takes this long to remove illegal content. Sure, it's a thing that unfortunately every imageboard experience but it happens way too often on fujochan, is it bots?

No. 2562415

Everytime I obviously joke about how I'm a hard working single mother of one daughter (my cat) and I do everything to raise her well and she'll graduate middle school soon (she's nearly 15yo) my mother takes it seriously and treats me like a schizo.

No. 2562426

>>2562415
You should start taking it even more seriously then, lean into it harder. "Oh I checked on the online portal and Mielle isn't doing well in math… We may need a tutor."

No. 2562437

>>2562415
Well your mother does know you better than any of us would so.. do you even have a cat?

No. 2562460

File: 1749840054338.gif (686.86 KB, 220x374, cuddle time.GIF)

>>2562415
This reminded me of how much I love tortoiseshell kitties

No. 2562468

>>2562383
Its an ib for women and they hate women and want to traumatize them, that simple

No. 2562480

>>2562415
yea my parents also dont get my ongoing jokes about how my rescue dog needs to take night classes to get her GED since she stopped going to school when she had her puppies. boomers, man.

No. 2562485

File: 1749841379503.mp4 (57.95 KB, 640x352, tumblr_sx5t2rWAef1z04sjs.mp4)


No. 2562491

>>2562485
KEK this is how tiktok anons who haven't quite integrated sound like to me

No. 2562499

>>2562485
Hahahahahahaha

No. 2562506

>>2562311
iirc the fc mod team is really small, only 2-3 moderate while fujomin works fulltime and only has time to update the site monthly. I wouldnt be surprised if its a struggle to recruit more jannies due to the frequency of cp raids in fc. I give kudos to fujomin for maintaing the site on her own while working, it would suck to lose another female ib

No. 2562510

>>2562506
>to lose another female ib
What does that mean?

No. 2562516

>>2562437
I do and my mom is obsessed with her so I have no idea why she acts like she's better than me.

No. 2562521

>>2562510
Cc is full of trannies and moids

No. 2562522

File: 1749842876828.mp4 (255.11 KB, 192x144, 1000042052.mp4)


No. 2562572

File: 1749845417790.gif (3.1 MB, 498x498, sad-spongebob.gif)

most of the time i can take criticism just fine but when nonas criticize something i made i take it too close to heart. how dare you be slightly mean to me on the designated Make Fun Of Weirdos website

No. 2562603

>>2562257
Oh no anon… SSG and its sister channels were run by a bong pedophile and lots of the girls have come out to say it was a form of fetish mining all along. That's why they were always in bikinis

I don't think there's been a large enough media storm about this, considering how many women our age grew up watching the channels. The owner is in prison now

No. 2562613

>>2562572
is it bc you care more about our opinions rather than others?

No. 2562624

>>2562219
idk how true or not it is, I'm not autistic. A class mate from college feels kinda like that. Dude could prob blow everyone away with books he read and (compared to my illiterate ass) obscure knowledge and it feels soo scary. Like you're waisting his time with your intelect. But at the same time he's a very mild mannered good and extremly socially retarded, but it just adds to his charm.

One time he randomly sat with 2 of my friends and one of them at one point said how her ass hurts from sitting on some bricks and he said "what ass?"
I feel bad for not interacting with him more tbh but I doubt we'd find things to relate

No. 2562625

File: 1749847622316.gif (1.72 MB, 1200x720, elsieindaclub.gif)

>>2562326
WE-WE-WE SO EXCITED
WE SO EXCITED
WE GONNA HAVE A BALL TODAY

No. 2562659

>>2562510
running an ib is very high risk low reward. IB code maintenance is a pain, verification for moderators and hoping they wont go rogue and fuck up the site is difficult, and having to pay for the domain, site, and cybersecurity is pricy. Not to mention dealing with moid raids and CP on a daily basis by virtue of being a female only space… Its no wonder the admins of CC went AWOL and made their moderation fully automated and why theres so little women only imageboards online despite the hundreds of moid adjacent ones.

No. 2562670

File: 1749849939083.gif (5.1 MB, 515x380, tumblr_42337660300928525c3b66a…)

>buy Cult of the Lamb cause it's right up my alley and looks cute
>play through it a little bit
>get to the part where you have to save a possible follower
>it's a weird bird thing
>she has a mouth but a beak tacked onto her head
>look this up cause what the fuck that looks gross
>there are no mods to fix this and
>immediately refund and uninstall the game
I fucking hate this shit so much. It's not quirky or ugly in a cute way, it just looks like shit. I think that's the fastest I have ever uninstalled and refunded a game.

No. 2562673

>>2562603
ayrt, yeah i heard when the story first came out, Kaelyn out of all of them seems to have recovered well from this, but yeah
>it was a form of fetish mining all along. That's why they were always in bikinis
maybe it's nothing and it was just fashun, but i remember Kaelyn once wearing a drop sleeve hole tank top that showed her bra from the side and often wearing shorts, i don't know why of all things i remember this so specifically, but i guess it's an example of the "grown" things the girls had to do that i thought were just what girls in the US grew up doing and wanted to do too or just one of those things in hindsight you think are really weird.

No. 2562674

>>2562670
samefag but there are retards on reddit who like it and that only further vindicates me in my belief that redditors have utter and complete shit taste.

No. 2562676

>>2562670
i thought it was an edit when i saw it posted on twitter once, its too ugly and people who like it are retarded

No. 2562684

>>2562676
Yeah, same here. I thought it was a funny edit. I genuinely didn't think it was real. It's not even ugly in a silly or cute way that fits in with the game, it just looks retarded and ugly. I wish there was a mod or something to either disable all the followers who have the side-mouth shit going on or fix it so that they either don't have a mouth or don't have a beak.
>who like it are retarded
They are, they are the knuckle dragging extra chromosomal retarded because they like it not because they like the look of it but because of the jokes surrounding it.

No. 2562685

>>2562670
Post the design i cannot imagine how bad it must be to generate this spergout

No. 2562688

File: 1749850440247.png (27.42 KB, 204x220, Ff3kxwGUoAAxdG-.png)


No. 2562691

>>2562688
oh its fucking vomitive 100% understandable i hope you got every cent back and also left a bad review and sent death threats to the studio i would go Nasim Najafi Aghdam over it. I had to check where the studio was located because this is some british mr blobby abomination. I hope australians feel very ashamed of their cultural heritage.

No. 2562706

>>2562691
Exactly. It's so shit, so fucking shit. I know I came off as spergy but it's so shit it warrants the extra sperginess. It literally ruined the game for me within three seconds of seeing it. I only played it for a total of 15 or so minutes and that was enough for me to remove and refund it. It actually pisses me off because the game is really good but the non-zero chance I have to see these designs actually pisses me off to never want to play it ever again unless I can mod those little shits out of it.
>bad review and sent death threats to the studio
I want to knowing that they've doubled down on their official accounts, making more and making them intentionally because people simply said "wow that looks like shit."

No. 2562709

>>2562613
yeah nonnies matter to me..

No. 2562715

Wow I wonder why I have diarrhea and my stomach hurts, gee whiz I can't imagine why
>hits vape
>chugs iced coffee
>takes another bite of my super salty soup

No. 2562716

>>2562673
just went down memory lane and saw a video where Kaelyn shops for room decor and decides to take a detour to see swimsuits and asks her viewers to decide….

No. 2562719

>>2562688
This picture is sinister

No. 2562733

I just realized that there's a gap in Elsie's leg on the threadpic.

No. 2562737

>>2562688
this design is making my head ache

No. 2562741

File: 1749853313941.jpeg (286.19 KB, 1600x1600, IMG_5917.jpeg)

>This post is completely unironical. These things, or rather, the cultural, economic and even mental impact they had on people around the WORLD has to be backed up by very dark forces. It is not the first time people act retarded and punch each other over worthless trendy items, and i'm in fact denouncing every single one of these instances with this single post, by calling out this so called "beanie baby" trend. There's nothing normal about it, they way people react to these things, the look in their eyes, they seem almost possessed or something the moment they interact with the plushies, it always attracts a very specific kind of individual no matter the country. There's been break ins in cars over these ugly toys, some even got mugged over these things. Ty is one satanic witch for shilling these little monsters to the masses. They're ugly and not worth the hype, which is why i think there's witchcraft involved in their success

No. 2562743

File: 1749853512713.png (340.34 KB, 1080x1165, 1000178634.png)

>>2562688
Why the fuck does it look like that? How the fuck do you even fix it? It looks weird if I remove the eye and mouth for some reason.

No. 2562744

I've got a long weekend and 22 items on my to-do list, it'll probably expand more by tomorrow morning. Should I marathon all the Shayna threads?

No. 2562746

File: 1749853886208.png (18.97 KB, 204x220, fixed.png)

>>2562743
This is how I'd fix it.

No. 2562754

File: 1749854284409.png (26.44 KB, 204x220, just take from animal crossing…)


No. 2562757

>>2562603
>>2562257
NTAYRT but I was literally thinking about Kaelyn from SSG today? Nonas being literal mindreaders

No. 2562759

File: 1749854663887.png (18.31 KB, 204x220, edit.png)

>>2562743
This is how I would do it.

No. 2562760

>>2562759
That is insanely cute. Maybe too cute, nona. Watch out. You're overstepping the boundaries.

No. 2562765

>>2562759
Yes, the wistful crow is best. Maybe the pensive crow also >>2562754

No. 2562769

File: 1749855028489.png (567.49 KB, 800x600, 1718071456773.png)

>>2562760
Thank you! But what do you mean by the boundaries? I'm scared ..

No. 2562770

>>2562759
God, that's adorable. Why couldn't the devs do that? Fucking moids, I swear.

No. 2562772

>>2562769
Did you make this too anon? It's really good and I like it v much

No. 2562778

>>2562769
Tread lightly. You can't just go around making things that cute.

No. 2562780

>>2562772
Nope! It was from the Art requests thread >>>/m/391300
>>2562770
Laziness, they would have to make new mouth animations, plus they would have to do it for other species like reptiles etc. I also played Cult of the Lamb and while I wasn't too bothered by the stupid mouths it's that kind of game where it feels wide as an ocean and shallow as a puddle
>>2562778
Understood anon. I will heed your warning with utmost care

No. 2562782

>>2562778
Anon no one on lc has an issue with talented drawings or cute things. That isn't a trigger here. You don't have to keep ominously warning her

No. 2562785

>>2562782
Fun police

No. 2562788

File: 1749855877924.jpg (1.4 MB, 3024x4032, edccy1kp96h71-3216055002.jpg)

>>2562785
Whatever you say, odd nona

No. 2562798

File: 1749856464365.jpg (116.94 KB, 1280x720, 2707462819.jpg)

>>2562788
samefag here are more anons icaww

No. 2562804

I don’t even stand next to ugly men in normal casual settings anymore because if he rapes me and I can’t get an abortion the baby will be ugly.

No. 2562810

>>2562798
The purple 2005 furby looks high as fuck kek

No. 2562811

>>2562804
Do you think you could make it obvious you're standing away from them so they ask why and you can say that?

No. 2562812

i see the appeal in pinkpatheress, shes so cute

No. 2562814

>>2562804
I laughed harder than I should have, anon. I truly hope that never happens to you however.

No. 2562815

File: 1749857028743.jpg (43.44 KB, 1280x720, C0304_tggv4m.jpg)

>>2562810
Funky furby! She's my favourite and the most valuable

No. 2562818

>>2562815
samefag

No. 2562860

File: 1749858718773.jpg (172.65 KB, 720x900, tumblr_ee0f97425c4a574b51b8a81…)

where can i find a cute man who'll let me do this to him

No. 2562895

>>2562810
and the black and red one too

No. 2562918

File: 1749860895390.png (312.96 KB, 800x541, neko_oyako.png)

I would love to raise a cat but the only thing that holds me back from raising one is that they shit in a box and you can't train them to do their business outside.

No. 2562930

File: 1749861271501.gif (1.76 MB, 220x239, just_friends.gif)

>>2562918
Birdfags ruined cat ownership(ai outside containment)

No. 2562932

>>2562930
I don't know how birds have to do with my desire to not deal with a biohazard.

No. 2562939

>>2562932
They could formerly poop in neighbors gardens and not make your home smell like shit and ammonia. Indoor cats used to only be for apartment people, who were elderly or single 20-somethings

No. 2562942

>>2562930
Why not just move to an area with crappy birds that nobody will miss? Assuming you're American, Canada is right there on top of you with the worst roster of birds on earth.

No. 2562946

File: 1749861590504.gif (1.18 MB, 378x214, 2353971989.gif)

>>2562942
This one is cool. It's called a "loon" anon. Do you like it?

No. 2562947

>>2562939
>>2562942
I'd rather not have cats decimate my local bird population.

No. 2562950

>>2562947
They don't kill loons bc they live in the water. Land should be considered free game for the cats

No. 2562952

>>2562918
My cat shits and pisses outside during the summer when she's allowed outside more, she does it on instinct. You could still train your cat to go outside imo.

No. 2562954

>>2562950
I agree, goes for really any animal. If a bird is too weak to fight off a cat, it deserves it. Same for wild dogs too.

No. 2562958

File: 1749861990845.jpg (1.4 MB, 3008x2000, 456896840.jpg)

>>2562954
Good point anon

No. 2562959

>>2562946
It's pretty cool that she's a sort of badass mommy aircraft carrier but like >>2562950 said, loons probably aren't really threatened by domestic cats. Even if a cat catches the chicks on land, I bet the mother loon would mess that cat up.

No. 2562960

>>2562958
Right? Like, if Mr. Whiskers gets to be free and allowed to kill and hunt why can't Tinkerbell be afforded the same freedom? Very unfair if you ask me.

No. 2562961

File: 1749862202972.jpg (59.2 KB, 686x386, lay_down.jpg)

>>2562960
Size discrimination. As soon as a cat is big, suddenly it is sacred and you should let it eat you. Just because the domesticated cat is small, people think it shouldn't be allowed to kill a few birds. Even though it barely needs any birds to survive, if the cat were eating the birds for the purpose of energy

No. 2562965

>>2562961
See, my main issue is that it's seen as weird, odd or outright abusive to have your cat on a leash and taking it out to shit and walk and stuff. I love cats and I love dogs, I just wish they weren't treated so unfairly and weirdly.

No. 2562968

File: 1749862501179.jpg (3.31 MB, 5441x3627, all-about-tabby-cats-552489-he…)

>>2562965
If someone has a house, they're pretty much a sadist if they don't at least have their cat on a leash outdoors sometimes so it can lay in the sun and make human friends. Something I love about living in a small town is that the neighbours still let their cats wander around. There's a huge one that looks like picrel and visits us now kek

No. 2562976

>>2562965
Who sees it as abusive to have a cat on a lead? We have a lady who walks her cat on a lead up here in Nowheresville and at most she's seen as a bit eccentric. People will shit talk you if you're normal, people will shit talk you if you're weird. Living your life trying to dodge the judgement of dumbdumbs sounds exhausting and pointless, unless of course the dumbdumbs have the power to kill you for heresy.
In which case, stay safe.

No. 2562977

>>2562965
I think that might depend on the cat. There was one I housesat (not really but it was lost and I gave him back to the owner) that was so ridiculously mellow he probably would've been fine on a leash. Whenever I brought him outside he just laid in the garden and tried to sniff bees.

No. 2562979

>>2562782
I'm trying to keep her SAFE NONA.

No. 2562982

>>2562979
I don't believe you

No. 2563062

soon ipad babies will be posting here. i could be arguing with an ipad baby and not even know it. maybe it's time to leave lolcow…

No. 2563100

>>2563062
Eh they dumped a bunch of ipads somewhere in africa a few years ago and all the kids got smarter. It depends on what they're viewing and if they have other things going on

No. 2563104

File: 1749867422628.jpeg (558.96 KB, 1125x1490, IMG_5918.jpeg)

>>2562961
If some rando Colorado man can beat a lion I can too.

No. 2563107

>>2563104
>runner
>not hunter
He may have to prove he was acting in self defense. You should get your hunting license just in case

No. 2563117

>>2562918
Mine does but i am not american so he isnt at risk of being murdered by wild life

No. 2563120

File: 1749868019149.jpeg (259.01 KB, 1900x1425, IMG_5919.jpeg)

>>2562946
I like towhees. They look like satanic robins.

No. 2563122

File: 1749868248688.webp (36.48 KB, 650x647, 6545678765.webp)

>>2563120
Too many of these anons

No. 2563277

File: 1749876115012.jpg (6.67 KB, 262x262, grovel.jpg)

its so uncanny for the dumbass shitters to be quiet, I had to double check if this thread hit post cap. where art my nonnies

No. 2563287

>>2563277
im smoking weed in my spare room, come thru

No. 2563302

>>2563277
i was trying to make chocolate truffles and i ended up making candle wax

No. 2563308

File: 1749877484769.png (1.85 MB, 1556x1306, Screenshot 2025-06-13 at 10.03…)

>>2563287
what's going on in here- OH SHIT hey girls whattup!!

No. 2563315

File: 1749877777978.jpg (8.67 KB, 255x253, wa.jpg)

>>2563302
i've never been able to make chocolate truffles

No. 2563533

File: 1749903576261.jpg (21.71 KB, 464x262, 1000075235.jpg)

How it feels to return back to normal after eating a steak after starting your period.

No. 2563565

File: 1749906554295.gif (7.81 MB, 498x315, eastenders.gif)

I have to go to work in an hour but I want to read sex fics so bad

No. 2563567

File: 1749906920476.jpg (68.6 KB, 500x644, Fzll3FXWYAEY6OH.jpg)

>>2563565
just read ur sex fics at work!

No. 2563568


No. 2563573

>>2563567
>>2563568
I'm working as staff for a local event so it's very unlikely that I'll have the time to do it but I used to do that when I was in the office/store at my old jobs (as everyone should!)

No. 2563598

>>2563567
Boss makes ten I make a buck that's why I smoke crack in the company truck.

No. 2563599

>>2563104
Poor lion, this is so sad.

No. 2563640

2 moments live rent free in my head
>Creepshowart
When she was exposed on Lolcow and that launched a million videos, I watched one made by pretty blonde lady (cannot remember her name). She was talking about what Creepshow was saying on lolcow. The admin (at that time) was "Misgendering" Creepshow's sister, and the lady was like, "I don't think the admin knew that creepshow's sister was non-binary" Kek.
Another moment is-
>NowThatsTV
I was watching one of those trashy Bad Girls Club rip offs they are obessed with making. This UGLY tall troon joined a house of like 10 women and two gay guys (who were protective of the women) and he came in extra aggressive. He starts some shit with one of the women, and the whole house save for one retarded pick me beat his ass.
One of the gay guys came at him for trying to fight a woman, and they all just jumped his ass the same night and he was kicked out.

No. 2563642

File: 1749911227417.jpg (1.14 MB, 3120x2088, 1000038780.jpg)

This is such a pickme saying, I don't think I'll be able to continue this manga if she remains an airhead like that.

No. 2563733

File: 1749915855949.jpg (10.41 KB, 360x360, raf,360x360,075,t,fafafa_ca443…)

I love him so much, you guys wouldn't understand…

No. 2563737

Pain is joy. I took a shit and now I feel happy.

No. 2563739

>>2563642
Hachiko is the biggest pick me in the world, so it makes sense. I can't stand her

No. 2563741

>>2563062
They already are. I'm staring at the influx of anons using gen alpha slang. And I don't believe they're younger zoomers either, they're straight up gen alpha slang

No. 2563743

>>2563737
Nothing like a nap and a poo to realign your chakras

No. 2563761

File: 1749917282986.jpg (211.94 KB, 1920x1200, 1000004083.jpg)

I decided to make this my wallpaper just to join that ol' microtrend but I have nothing on the shelves

No. 2563762

A farmer lives near the train station I often go to because I got a ban notice the other day when at that area for some /snow/ post I didn't make.

No. 2563790

>>2563062
I wish we had an imageboard just for 30+ anons. Hell I'll even take 25+.

No. 2563798

You know your brain is rotten when someone mentions a bad Harry Potter fanfic and you immediately think of the Hagrid x Dobby crackfic instead of My Immortal

No. 2563805

>>2563798
the what

No. 2563816

File: 1749919224918.jpg (48.71 KB, 676x499, haggord-13.jpg)


No. 2563818

>>2563805
>>2563816
They have forgotten the tomes.

No. 2563822


No. 2563850

>>2563798
My Immortal has transcended HP imo, it's its own thing at this point.

No. 2563854

I'm still really full from dinner, but I'm craving a slice of my fresh homemade bread

No. 2563963

File: 1749928081060.png (Spoiler Image,1.15 MB, 1597x1409, Twergull.png)

>>2562688
reminds me of this abomination for some reason…then again it is miitopia so maybe it's less out of place.

No. 2563967

File: 1749928268328.png (484.39 KB, 1096x808, image.png)

I had way too much fun with the smash or pass AI yesterday

No. 2563969

File: 1749928321727.png (325.59 KB, 1078x769, image.png)


No. 2563976

File: 1749928651654.png (518.84 KB, 720x912, 1000037293.png)

>>2563967
WHAT THE FUCK

No. 2563977


No. 2563983

File: 1749928864672.png (442.59 KB, 1129x811, image.png)


No. 2563987

File: 1749928961904.png (218.78 KB, 687x1223, 1000037295.png)

>>2563983
NTA but thank you nonna kek

No. 2563993

File: 1749929066978.jpg (1.58 MB, 954x2639, Nikocado.jpg)

>start new legacy challenge in the sims 4
>make female sim
>was ovulating so I got really horny for her even though I've never gotten horny over the sims
>like I give her revealing outfits and get custom content that shows her boobs it's that bad
>she dies after 4 days in a house fire

No. 2564000

File: 1749929117436.png (268.69 KB, 1090x763, 1749869883778138.png)

>>2563987
You’re welcome kek, frankly I’m surprised the people on the husbando thread didn’t find it first.

No. 2564001

File: 1749929143327.jpg (287.34 KB, 1080x1102, IMG_20250614_212425.jpg)


No. 2564002

>>2563993
Death of a waifu…

No. 2564003

File: 1749929184485.png (186.98 KB, 819x589, luna.png)

>>2563967
and this is how i'm going to spend my evening

No. 2564010

File: 1749929393817.png (293.7 KB, 1002x827, aww.PNG)


No. 2564019

>>2564000
>I'm surprised the husbando thread didn't find it first
I'm too shy to reveal who my husbando is but the AI gave him a 7/10 rating and said, quote, "I'd let him pound me into next week" so I take it as a sign I've got good taste.

No. 2564021

File: 1749929518192.png (377.64 KB, 998x789, hard agree.PNG)

I like this

No. 2564022

File: 1749929542350.jpg (188.45 KB, 1080x789, IMG_20250614_213058.jpg)

kek

No. 2564025

>>2564021
Is that Alucard?

No. 2564028

>>2564025
Close, it's Skwisgaar and Toki

No. 2564031

it took me three months to find a weekend to go to the laundromat and wash my weighted blanket. bruh.

No. 2564036

>>2563983
New way to determine if a moid belongs in the unconventional attractions thread or not.

No. 2564037

>>2563983
>Please don't take the AI's response personally or upload your own image if you might be sensitive to the feedback
Bet.

No. 2564038

File: 1749929846373.jpg (31.33 KB, 735x755, 52b7b7cf66a3046c42e078d8e48300…)

>>2564019
I put my husbando in and it gave him a 9/10 which was cool until it started vividly describing what it would be like to stick your dick inside him. i wouldn't mind if i were a fujo but i'm not

No. 2564040

>>2564038
Protect your husbando from the rapebot, nonna

No. 2564043

File: 1749929942241.png (321.83 KB, 1080x811, image.png)

>>2564036
Kinda what I expected kek

No. 2564045

File: 1749929978714.png (48.38 KB, 602x571, 1000037304.png)

>>2564037
I'm going to kill myself.

No. 2564046

File: 1749930010688.png (224.18 KB, 992x816, Capture.PNG)

New fetish unlocked. How do you get this picky AI to rate 9 or 10/10?

No. 2564048

>>2564046
Be a rapeable man according to >>2564038

No. 2564050

File: 1749930086361.jpg (294.92 KB, 1095x844, wuss.jpg)

>>2563967
what a fag

No. 2564051

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>>2564045
I’m 2spooky

No. 2564052

>>2564048
Raiden is one of the most rapeable men ever!

No. 2564054

>>2564051
>The Victorian ghost vibe isn't doing it for me
Ayrt, the AI clearly has bad taste

No. 2564057

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>>2564050
>girl in air quotes
Glad to see Kikomi’s gender being recognized

No. 2564058

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No. 2564060

>>2564010
The bot doesn't like cuddling or vanilla? Lame

No. 2564061

>>2563993
I'm so sorry nonna, you yume'd too close to the sun. I had a Sim that I was horny for when I was a kid but she also tragically died, live fast die young bad girls do it well

No. 2564063

>>2564057
>>2564050
>"Terf piece of shit"
>"I'd rather fuck a cactus than this 'girl'"
Kek I think they modelled the AI off a typical leftist moid

No. 2564064

nonnas please make the ai rate your nigels

No. 2564065

There's nothing more unsexy than a man having a cat as a pet. It's so SOY.

No. 2564066

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I honestly could put any picture of digibro in and it would be hilarious

No. 2564068

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>>2564063
It's a fucking TIF! It has a pussy now!

No. 2564071

>>2564063
sometimes it has a pussy and sometimes a dick. a troon def made this

No. 2564072

>>2564068
Futa bot

No. 2564073

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It, uh, seems to like Brujo's art

No. 2564074

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It simply refuses to even consider Hank Hill

No. 2564075

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>>2564046
>picky
it's just really fucking gay (in a moid way)

No. 2564076

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>>2563983
Love that for me (?)

No. 2564080

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>>2564076
What the hell dude

No. 2564081

>>2564076
why are you retards giving your data to a troons ai

No. 2564083

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No. 2564084

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No. 2564086

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>>2564080
typical moid sexuality tbh

No. 2564087

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>>2564075
REALLY gay
>>2564081
It’s funny

No. 2564089

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>>2563983
Absolutely disgusting wording

No. 2564092

>>2564089
>>2564087
How come when I upload an animated or fictional character it grills me for it and says it would never fuck a cartoon or something then says it rather fuck a cactus.

No. 2564093

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>>2564084
It's into fatties

No. 2564097

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jfc

No. 2564099

>>2564092
Ironically I showed it a picture of a cactus and it refused to fuck it

No. 2564102

>>2564089
Kirby anons be like

No. 2564103


No. 2564105

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kek

No. 2564108

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>>2564038
I think my husbando got the worst rating of the husbandos thus far kek

No. 2564111

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No. 2564112

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>>2564108
why does the ai hate twinks

No. 2564113

>>2564108
It's okay nonnie it just doesn't understand the appeal of a fragile twink

No. 2564115

>>2564108
N? Why does the AI make him sound so hot then rate him 1/10?

No. 2564117

>>2564112
He’s into bara

No. 2564118

>>2564115
Close, Ukyo
I like N with the male protagonist.

No. 2564119

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And when the frog dressed up so nicely, too.

No. 2564120

>>2564119
>I wouldn’t even let it stare at me
Now that’s just mean

No. 2564121

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>>2564112
idk i got this result with one of my images

No. 2564123

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It only likes it when men are looking angry or determined. Also it sounds like the average /g/ post

No. 2564124

What if every person who was born limbless or blind or fucked up in any other way was like this as a result of their karma, like for example being a child rapist in their past life. Would you still feel sorry for them? Hmm

No. 2564127

>>2564124
Yeah they don’t have memories of their previous life

No. 2564129

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>>2564117
It's really into beefy men kek. Spoiler for gross /g/ tier wording

No. 2564130

>>2564124
Yes because loving-kindness for all on earth is how we help lift each other towards the escape of Samsara, nonnie. If karma is real we'd want to generate as much positive karma as possible, so helping people who are followed by their accumulated bad karma is what heals the world.

No. 2564133

File: 1749932415858.png (551.03 KB, 996x831, him'.PNG)

I don't get it. It says it doesn't want to fuck someone that looks like they'll cry during sex but if you cry before sex it's fine?

No. 2564135

>>2564133
GRIFFITH!!

No. 2564140

>>2562670
Cant you just change the type of follower to anything but a bird? I pirated the game with all the DLC and every time I rescue a follower I can choose the name, type of animal and color. Also you can feed followers literal shit and kill them

No. 2564142

>>2564130
Yeah I agree but I still find it fucked up that someone would be "punished" without having any memory about what they did wrong… I would like rapists and pedos to be punished in their current life, when they are aware of that punishment. That's my problem with the idea of "karma" and reincarnation

No. 2564143

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But can your husbandos beat Goku?

No. 2564146

>>2564142
People can be punished in their current life for their bad karma, but sometimes the bad karma takes a while to return to them, and it does so by granting them an unfavorable rebirth. The type of karma determines how and when it returns, essentially.

No. 2564148

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No. 2564156

>>2564148
Damn he's boring, she is very beautiful

No. 2564157

>>2563983 I realized if I put my waifu in here it'd think she's a man and I was right. It said she looks like a dude with no dick 3/10. Well, yes.

No. 2564158

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Turkish soldiers typed that!

No. 2564163

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>>2564112
It likes twinks sometimes

No. 2564164

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>>2564143
It's a funny concept but I wish it was less coomery. Also it seems a little confused about the physicality of what it's saying lol

No. 2564166

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>>2564162
unrel but i've always wanted to post this picture somewhere on lc but never could figure out a proper time to do so

No. 2564168

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IT SAID THE WORD "FAGGOT"

No. 2564169

>>2564146
What about little kids who get r*ped?(do not self censor)

No. 2564171

>>2564168
i hope this wasn't in response to a picture of you

No. 2564174

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>>2564171
Of course not! It was a response to this picture of Cloud!

No. 2564177

>>2564174
Kek aww. Why aren't nonnas including pictures with the responses?
>>2564169
You can say rape here.

No. 2564178

>>2564177
I thought it would be funnier to reveal the context separately

No. 2564183

>>2564168
>>2564174
>Cloud’s a faggot
Sephiroth…

No. 2564187

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Well

No. 2564188

>>2564187
>The bot will fuck lions but not green hair anime twinks

No. 2564190

>>2564166
I really like this picture, thank you for sharing it nona

No. 2564192

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>>2564183
Speaking of

No. 2564195

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>>2564192
>I’d make him call me mommy
I could see Sephiroth being into that kek

No. 2564196

>>2564195
Reeee, Sephiroth is for women only, go away Cloud you disabled faggot

No. 2564197

File: 1749934313236.jpg (311.23 KB, 1080x1816, 1000033099.jpg)

Dio…

No. 2564198

>>2564166
Thank you for sharing that. It's very cute. I love Irasutoya's images, they're perfect for almost everything and anything both recreational and professional. I do wish there was a way I could download an organized archive of their images.

No. 2564199

>>2564196
Sephiroth’s a cheater cheater pumpkin eater (just look at what he did to Sephirothslave and summonerYuna) he’d absolutely cheat on women with Cloud.

No. 2564205

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>>2564197
He just hates cripples, but take him out of the wheelchair and plop him on the ground and it's fine

No. 2564218

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>>2563983
Either want's to fuck and suck this "statue" of all it's minerals 8/10 or that he's creepy for having no face and snakes 2/10
i love it

No. 2564222

poop, crap the sound of my fart

No. 2564224

>>2564218
i agree with him, how the fuck would it even fuck minos

No. 2564227

my browser doesn't allow the coom ai test somebody do trump please

No. 2564236

>>2564224
>meanwhile the hole shaped hole in his face

just bc the dev didn't confirm minos having an asshole doesn't mean he doesn't I hate this sentence

No. 2564238

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No. 2564240

>>2564238
that's exaclty the pic I would've used nona thank you kek

No. 2564242

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>>2564043
I'm like 99% sure it recognizes them

No. 2564243

>>2564238
Now do Biden and Vance

No. 2564244

>>2564243
someone do Varg please omg

No. 2564245

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No. 2564251

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AI is cringe

No. 2564253

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No. 2564254

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No. 2564258

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>>2564244
not comfy enough for ai fuck flood detection

No. 2564262

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>>2564251
what did you expect? did you want the ai to validate your pedo shit?

>>2564244
here you go nona

No. 2564266

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how dare it disrespect the queen

No. 2564268

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How come the AI's a gay fag? How do you get it to be a woman?

No. 2564271

>>2564253
KEK based

No. 2564273

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>>2564188
>>2564187
The bot would rather fuck a lion AND A SNAKE before it touched a green-haired twink, apparently.

No. 2564281

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Well, considering it scrapes data off of moid Twitter and Reddit posts… (This was the least disgusting version of what it wanted to say about shoe)

No. 2564282

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No. 2564287

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kekkk

No. 2564289

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Bot needs to learn some self love

No. 2564290

>>2564282
Good opinion but also one anyone with eyes could come up with. Do better, bot.

No. 2564293

I want to have the AI rate my own pic, but I'm too scared it'll say I'm ugly.

No. 2564295

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absolute fucking fail

No. 2564297

>>2564238
>near my tits
Is there a non male bot that replies?

No. 2564300

File: 1749937784050.png (255.92 KB, 701x527, charles.png)

>>2564295
I put clymer in because I was curious and it straight up called him a tranny KEK

No. 2564301

File: 1749937814938.png (364.36 KB, 720x1285, 1000037330.png)

Well I for one am SHOCKED

No. 2564303

>loocow
>lokcow
>kijcow
>lolcow
Finally. I'm homr.

No. 2564304

>>2564293
It called me a methhead, I'm sure you CAN'T do any worse than that kek

No. 2564305

>>2564303
Lolcor

No. 2564306

File: 1749937966453.png (497.16 KB, 1666x1178, Screenshot 2025-06-14 at 23.51…)

correct decision for the wrong reasons

No. 2564308

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>>2564306
Excuse me I did not marry a fucking twink??

No. 2564313

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>>2564301
LMAO fuck you Cy get BTFO

No. 2564314

>>2564304
I did it. It called me ugly, 2/10.

No. 2564318

>>2564314
You probably don't look enough like Goku, Shrek or Kaa

No. 2564322

>>2564304
It called me a scene girl for some reason kek

No. 2564327

File: 1749939221672.png (42.3 KB, 838x508, Sebastian.png)

>>2564308
soo inconsistent smh my head

No. 2564329

File: 1749939304056.jpg (78.8 KB, 735x695, 1703368738200.jpg)

I sent that bot a selfie. I have some good news and some bad news. It gave me an 8/10. But you probably shouldn't put it on technically novel if you're not ready to feel sexually harassed by the fucking bot. I thought it was gonna say that it would take me on a date and make me breakfast in the morning or something. I wasn't ready for it to say it would "unload" on my face.

No. 2564331

>>2564329
I want to see that selfie now

No. 2564332

File: 1749939515822.jpg (274.62 KB, 940x1690, 1000038792.jpg)

I'm sad it doesn't have a monsterfucker liking, I showed it a few of my monster husbandos and it rejected them all.

No. 2564333

>>2564329
screenshot?

No. 2564334

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No. 2564364

Unga bunga

No. 2564377

>>2564364
Talk dirty to me, baby

No. 2564393

>>2564377
omelette du fromage

No. 2564435

>>2564281
That would explain why it sounds like the average /g/ post

No. 2564521

File: 1749953850769.jpg (81.73 KB, 768x512, curly_bangs.jpg)

I'm watching "echo valley" and why tf didn't she burn the abusive cringey moid!?!? There would have been so many opportunities to burn that moid, before the horses.alsodo junkies really run elaborate con scams on their own struggling parents repeatedly, instead of just robbing random wealthy people?I haven't finished it yet, so maybe there was a history of rampant pedo-based pick-meism, before the lesbian marriage that might explain this Also anons are right, ss is a really bad actress I guess. It's hard to tell on euphoria bc they're all like that

No. 2564537

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>>2564521
samefag, it's okay anons the fictional horses got out of the barn safely. And that is all that mattered, in this movie



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