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yay new thread
No. 2550257
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Youtube blocking ublock origin on Firefox again. when will this madness end I'm going to kill myself if I have to sit through ads on youtube
No. 2550274
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I'm still sated from my first meal of the day. How the fuck did this moid end up this way, and how does he even maintain it? No food is ever that serious
No. 2550279
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Me when I’m locking eyes with the cute male nurse as I shit my pants so he’ll undress me
No. 2550287
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>my mother's bulbous nose gene and my father's thin upper lip and widow's peak genes coming to together to give me a face for drag kinging
No. 2550305
>>2550102I meant the whole Semi- and Final steams on cytube, including the chats. I wasn't sure about sharing them since nonnas voiced some worries last year but I'd say dumbass nonnies are pretty save kek. It was really fun and frustrating.
>i hate male quirkmeisters, and the moids seem like quirkmeisters, maybe ESC should stop sending males older than 25 to begin withbased and very true
No. 2550310
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>>2550284come over here
nonnie, I'll tell you about the rabbits and the farm
No. 2550355
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I was this chair to get high in with my girls.
No. 2550407
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>>2550392KEKKKK Jeast Klein wishes he was as hot and talented as Tudor Bumbac is.
No. 2550417
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could a baby that makes inverted sanpaku eyes too often turn out evil?
No. 2550450
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>>2550425Whenever it starts feeling particularly bloodthirsty, rattle two baby toys on different sides of its face, its eyes will cross like picrel which will curb its instinctual craving for human sacrifices
No. 2550475
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I think being a mod for several shit has ruined me,I want to post troll replies but then the faggot ass voice in my head tells me "you could get redtexted/time out for that you would've banned that user if you saw it" and I stop myself and move on or report the post to admins, never become mods/admins it will ruin the joy of trolling and make you a wuss ass good anon
No. 2550513
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This show is my personal, private place
No. 2550522
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>Saw a beetle toppled over on a walkpath today
if it makes you feel better boy do I have the video for you
No. 2550604
“Light. Do you want to have sex?”
Light almost choked on his sip of coffee. Think. He had to play this strategically.
If I immediately say no, he’ll definitely think I’m Kira. It's too obvious. Would Kira have gay sex? Kira would never let himself be in a position so vulnerable, nevermind gay or not. Though… would he? Kira, albeit drawn from me, is a concept who exists in a divorced state. While I may not jump at the oppourtunity for sex, someone such as Kira may see it as a show of power.
so if I declined here, L might suspect that I don’t want to come off as too power hungry, and accuse me of being kira.
I have to go through with it. I don't have a good enough reason to reject him.
But if I say yes, that still points towards Kira, who could use the argument that a "hole is a hole" and therefore top. No, if I suggest topping, he'll definitely think I'm Kira. But wait. That's it.
I’ll take his dick up my ass, proving that I am neither homophobic nor kira.
L, in the meantime, ate his cake without so much giving it a second thought. His trap was well laid and well prepared.
If Light asks me to top, he's definitely Kira.
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in a moment of comedic irony, like how i get carried away doing tasks in DOL, I've managed to stay up till 5:30 am, now the thing is, i have an online meeting to attend 10-11 am, do i stay up at the risk of my sanity or do i sleep and just pray i wake up in 4 hours.
No. 2550726
>>2550724but
nonnie the meetings with my college professors and class to get briefing on a college trip
No. 2550759
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to the nona who also misread my post and deleted after realizing. we are kindred spirits
No. 2550921
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Saw this on Facebook. It's the gift that keeps giving.
No. 2550924
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Relatable
No. 2550929
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I can tell i've hit rock bottom because i started feeling jealous of shayna being able to make money from flaunting her gunt online. God, just smite me already.
No. 2550968
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>>2549717I WONDER IF THAT GUY EVER WIPED HIS ASS WITH THE WRONG HAAAAAAAAAAND!
No. 2550981
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I should be looking for a job but instead i am daydreaming about becoming a famous vtubing and making vtuber models on dress up games.
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No. 2550996
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>>2550981Took me 40 mins to come up with kawiwi angel nurse of the apocalypse chan
No. 2551060
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>>2551023yessss
nonnie, on another note, must be nice for English to not be an inherently gendered language, i looked up the french word for a (male) whore, closest thing i found was "saluad"?(as an equivalent to salope?) but even that just meant something like a bastard/whore's son(?).
i also tried looking up if the word for whore in my native language too is gendered, but all the results were in my language's script, and genuinely i cannot read it, i truly am illiterate No. 2551138
>>2551111right, it should be the bare minimum, it's so nauseating when they give this shit eating grin for stumbling their way through the language. "white boy impresses Chinese restaurant by ordering in perfect Mandarin" and it's just because they're shocked a moid rubbed together enough braincells to say ni hao.
not quite related, but i don't trust moids that weirdly want to learn to speak German, not if it's their mother tongue, or if they're doing it for their girl or bc of work, but when it's just random, 9 times out of 10 they're doing it for edgy WW2 retardation reasons, you can tell because they're fixated on specific fancy German words that they say with exaggerated aggressive delivery, my brother wanted to learn German so bad but when his retarded edgy phase went away, so did that desire.
No. 2551141
>>2551138Kek unrelated but this is the dumbass shit thread so as a child I wanted to learn French so bad because it was the cool romantic love language and now everyone's shitting on it with the "ew fr*nch" memes and honestly I agree and dodged a bullet.
Agreed with German though. Or Russian. In moids of course, they just want to become poopoo Hitler or blast Soviet music in the back of the school bus. Women who learn those sound cool.
No. 2551151
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Do they ever watch reality TV on moovie nights? I really want to watch stupid reality slop with nonnies.
No. 2551160
>>2551158Maybe try like croaking and the sounds kind of roll? I'm not sure. Let's switch voices
nonny and achieve our dreams
No. 2551163
>>2551158if you put your tongue to the back of your mouth, you can make this eerrrrrr sound, maybe that's what
nonnie means.
No. 2551165
>>2551162Mom?
Kek seriously though my mom can do it while I can't and if she can't teach me when she taught me everything I needed to be a good person then it's joever
No. 2551184
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>>2551151plenty, a couple of months ago we watched pic related and years ago we watched flavor of love charm school.
No. 2551201
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anisa looks so much like the turkish guy that groomed me online when i was 14 here i was actually shocked when i saw this pic. it gave me flashbacks
No. 2551202
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just found out im 5'3 not 5'4
No. 2551232
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how do you clock whether an artist is a gay male or a woman
No. 2551270
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why did no one make a new celebricows thread yet
No. 2551392
>>2551380KEK I literally just made a natal chart for my unborn child as a
joke for
fun and posted it like "wow is my daughter going to be a nerd? Libra sun, cap moon. I don't want a nerd daughter." I think that's pretty clearly a joke, maybe I'm retarded. Maybe everyone else in the world is just too autistic to understand my sense of humor. But people got really mad and defensive, suggesting I give my child up for adoption because, due to my harmless joke about astrology, I was not fit to be a mother. I love spergouts like that though, they're so funny. Life is so funny.
>>2551326Wow, please do. It's what they deserve.
No. 2551452
>>2551380100% agree. Ngl I fell for the astrology bad stereotype as a teen and cringe so hard thinking about it.
>Astrology girls be like haha sorry for abusing you I'm a Libra>Astrology girls be like haha oops I hit the mailbox I'm a saggydicktitsI've NEVER met a woman into astrology who's been like this, genuinely. It's all strawman bullshit. And once you get into further advanced physics it basically proves it's real or at least somewhat real anyway
No. 2551454
>>2551380>>2551452The
only exception are bippies who mention every 5 seconds that they're a Scorpio kek, they're rare but they do fit the stereotype
No. 2551511
>>2551491astrology is based on the movement of plants in space and astronomy (study of space) is like an application of physics
so when they say mercury is in retrograde that is true, the planet mercury would be in retrograde orbit
No. 2551554
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I was about to do a very insightful post in the vent thread, then I looked at my cat that is lying next to me and purring loudly as he's staring at me lovingly. Now everything is fine
No. 2551602
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do you nonnies ever feel like your armpits smell different from each other?
No. 2551614
>>2551605ntayrt , but
nonnie read the post,
>moids learn their ESL girlfriends' first/mother languages to impress them it's not about doing the bare minimum, it's about doing the bare minimum poorly and then acting like people should suck their dick for it. the difference between a moid trying to learn his girlfriend's native language to be closer to her and prove to her parents that they're compatible because it's the normal thing to do versus a moid saying Bayerische Motoren Werke in a hideous hardly trying accent and then waiting for people to say "oh wow you sound totally German bro"
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>>2551564I report scrote posts often only to see I was in the post like a moid thread….
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>>2550996That was actually a thing during ww2 kek
I love this photo btw No. 2551630
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Not to get all astrological, but I think taurus mars has to be the worst placement to have. Literally the definition of sloth.
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>>2551628Here you go anon.
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>>2551632Thank you ily
nonnie No. 2551661
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>>2551202I converted my height from cm to inches and it turns out this whole time I was 5'4" not 5'5"
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i'm seeing why people are so into Hans Landa as a villain, he's so zesty it's kekilicious, and the scene with him negotiating is so funny, like this guy is crazy crazy, a theatre is going to blow up with Hitler in it and he's ordering himself an American passport, a new jazzy house on island, a harem of all murican boys, 50 medals, a blowjob from the president, and maybe 1 medal for each of the bastards and then rewriting history too KEKK
No. 2551699
>>2551202>>2551661If you're not doing it correctly, you won't get the right height. For example, if I google "160cm to feet," it'll give me "5.24 feet," and since we're used to the metric system we'd assume that that means "5 foot 2 and a half inches," but that's not correct.
You'd need to do "160cm to inches," which would give me 62.9 inches, then subtract 12 from 63 (rounded up from 62.9) until I'm left with a remainder.
>63 - 12 = 51>51 - 12 = 39>39 - 12 = 27>27 - 12 = 15>15 - 12 = 3So that's 5 feet 3 inches (1 foot = 12 inches). I.e., 5.24 feet = 5 foot 3 inches. This discrepancy is why so many countries adopted the metric system.
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The subtitles for I Know What You Did Last Summer that i downloaded are in Finnish, but the movie's in English so i guess it's time to learn Finnish
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Let's all learn Finnish together
No. 2551788
>>2551783Yeah there's a lady at work with a fake strawberry allergy and she faked a miscarriage after our boss died, but everyone thinks she's a nice lady. But I can't run my mouth like "a miscarriage at 4 weeks, you mean a period? Kind of convenient that it happens right after our boss dies innit". Or "strawberry allergies aren't airborne, you have to eat the strawberry." Bc then people will also know that
I am a bad person as well. Shhhh.
No. 2551799
>>2551661I'm somewhere between 5'9" and 5'10"
I must say that I envy your ability to squeeze into tight spaces and avoid knocking your head off of low ceilings in basements.
>>2551781Same, if they don't want me to shit post on the company dime they should give me something to do.
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I’m guessing we’re all collectively too lazy to start a new celebricows thread, and I am also part of the problem kek
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>>2551776>en means no?>malja meille is how you give a toast?>Alas jatka laputtaa is how you tell someone to fuck off or take a hike ig>rauha = chill out>kiiti = thanks, kaveri = bro>paa kiinni = shut up>urbaani legenda>ohjaavana valona = guiding light >koukku either means penis or phallic>city names end in "iin" ig, like New Yorkiin or Bostoniin>alkoholisti>varo = watch out>mika se oli = what was that>kuka han on = who is he>tuo ei ole totta = that's not trueit's so distracting how hot Julie is in this movie, her boobs are so perfect
>voinko auttaa = what can i do for youthis was a great exercise in getting me sleepy kek, i finish the rest in the morning.
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>>2551783One of my old friends (more like an acquaintance I couldn't get rid of) wasn't even sneaky with her pickmeism kek. She was the kind of person that everyone pitied because she was fat and insecure about it, so people thought that anyone who spoke against her was just being mean. I don't know how they believed that when she never had anything nice to say about her female friends and would make backhanded comments about us in front of moids. She was also a pathological liar who made wild claims, the worst was probably when she cried about losing a friend in the Ariana Grande concert bombing, but when I brought that same friend up just a few weeks later, she was like "who?" She would also (apparently) get harassed by a "creepy guy" every single day, but whenever someone offered to help her or report him, she'd just giggle and say it was flattering
as someone will sexual trauma that really pissed me off. I'm so glad I don't have to deal with her or her ugly scrote orbiters anymore. I know everyone says this but I feel like I genuinely have a gift for seeing through people's bullshit, because there's been SO many cases of me hating a person everyone else loves and then I always turn out to be right kek. I HATE MAKING TYPOS REEEEEE THIS IS MY THIRD ATTEMPT AT MAKING THIS SHITTY BLOGPOST
No. 2551870
>>2551783Not really a pickme story but there was a 'bisexual' coomer moid who attached himself to a couple of my work mates and briefly dated one of them and in spite of him being a walking, talking, flashing red flag who sucked all of the air out of the room and fucked people over constantly, nobody would ever say a bad word about him and they all treated him like a figure who demanded respect and admiration. I can't even rationalize the deference he received by saying he was attractive; he was short, lisping and round but people would just hang off of his every word even when he'd be talking utter shite. He was completely ambitious and self serving, would undermine friends of his at work to pursue promotions and was an egregious two-faced suck up to anyone in authority over him.
I'd feel like I was going completely crazy any time anyone I knew would talk about this
toxic tard, they all had stories about him screwing them over, cheating on one of them, and they'd all just laugh it off and finish the story with "he's a great guy though" Absolutely bizarre, I've heard about some people having "reality distortion fields" and this is the closest I've come to witnessing the phenomenon, to this day the only other person I know who couldn't stand him was the manager who gave him the boot after he completely pooched a major job: naturally she is still resented by coom-tard's meat puppets for ejecting their sacred climber.
No. 2551885
>>2551781postung
postang
posteng
postong
postyng
No. 2551889
>>2551880>>2551870Do they make these coomer faggots in a factory or something?? I swear all they have to do is tell
one okayish joke, and suddenly everyone else falls over themselves to defend their unwashed asses because they're "the light of the party"
>>2551871I haven't seen her in YEARS but I'll make a list of everything I remember kek
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>>2551783this girl in hs who literally tried to regina george everyone and it worked because everybody but me was retarded, some girls found out about her shitty behavior and started disliking her but that was after it all. From what i remember she'd mostly hang out with guys outside of school and had already dated most of them kek every time she found out a girl had a crush on some guy she inmediatly went to flirt with them and made nasty comments especifically about the girl who had a crush on wichever guy she was talking to
Worst thing she did imo is she and her friend teamed up and while she went to her friends ex to talk shit about his new girlfriend, pick mes friend tried to befriend the new girlfriend and convince her to break up with him. After they failed on breaking them up, they completely isolated her from the group they had included her in and started "privately" making fun of her for self harming
she was also weird to me and tried to touch me and sit on my lap and later talked shit about me when i said i disliked her
>>2551838>One of my old friends (more like an acquaintance I couldn't get rid of)>wasn't even sneaky with her pickmeism kek>She was the kind of person that everyone pitied because she was fat and insecure about it, so people thought that anyone who spoke against her was just being mean.> also a pathological liar who made wild claimskekkk i also met a girl like this but shed try to get pity by trying to act cute and like a little girl but also calling herself fat and this one time someone told her
>ok yeah you're fat, what are we supposed to do about it??and she didnt talk for the rest of the day kekkk, she even made up a story about how her middle school teachers would command and force each and every single one of her classmates to bully her kekkk we believed her at first but she'd only bring it up when questioned about literally anything so we stopped caring, she did the same thing as the previous girl but instead of anyone's crush, it was the crushes of her closest friends
Also had some weird fake friendship with the other pick me
No. 2551950
>>2551907Think strategically
nonnie, it's in your best interests that ginger moids remain unpopular. If they become popular it means you face stiffer competition and there will be less palid freckly manflesh available to you.
I can't think of any famous gingers I'd consider attractive but I'll admit to meeting one or two irl who I'd admit were sort of cute if you twisted my arm.
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Ever had a question that you don't know if it should go on this thread or the mental disorder one?
No. 2551961
i had a rather nonsensical dream last night about meeting these girls who were a fan of this european y2k girl group and i was all like, “oh, i’ve been getting into them recently, i’m a fan, too!”, and basically there was this giant ass pink bunny plush who i was talking it’s ear off and, i swear to god, could move it’s limbs and mouth on some toy story shit, but it’s movements were always so slight and i could never hear what the bunny plush was saying. so, at some point afterwords, i pass by the other girls and go into my childhood bedroom, which looks just like it did when i was a young’un, and i get a glimpse of these hand mirrors with triple decker i wanna say wedding cakes on them - very kawaii desu ne - and walked back into the og room and what do i find but one of the girls shooting the shit and feeding chocolate cake to giant pink bunny plush whose moving their limbs openly! this makes me jealous as fuck, i asked the girl why the bunny plush is so goddamn open with you and not me and she looked irritated while saying it’s the bunny plush’s decision how open to be with others and that i wasn’t (blank) enough to get giant pink bunny plush’s trust anyways idk i woke up, but the word was probably gonna be either charming or whimsical - which is total bullshit, i’m literally an aries, i’m absolutely filled with charm by default! but then again, i’m also a boring ass virgo moon, so who knows?? anyways, i’m gonna increase my whimsy by buying the flower knows cupid cake hand mirror, which i was initially gonna buy, but wound up buying something slightly different instead - no regrets on that purchase, but still. i have no fucking idea how to increase my charm, i guess by being more myself maybe? does anynonny know how to become more charming pls help a delightful young lady out
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>>2550513i still love saying oh frittata kek
No. 2552039
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I love watching this one crating youtuber because she is so bad at crafts. And has the worst taste imaginable. I don't mean any of this in a mean way, I'm happy she gets joy out of her hobbies, it's just that it is so entertaining to watch someone with no artistic eye try to reason their way through an art project because the choices are always so hilarious.
No. 2552046
>>2552039kek, I think I get you. I have an art friend with has commercial aspirations, she's absolutely hopeless but puts so much effort and love into her paintings. I wish I could share some of her creatures, they're delightful, but I'd never be able to forgive myself.
It's nice you can enjoy that kind of content without being a jackass about it.
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>>2552043The channel is
https://www.youtube.com/@RoseRequinCraftsPicrel is her attempt at nesting dolls. I legit think the green one has reaction image potential.
She's also unsettlingly obsessed with desserts and sweets. I'd say 85% of her art is either a donut, or a popsicle, or ice cream. And even though she does those themes endlessly, she never improves at even drawing a donut. I love her.
No. 2552070
Gonna beat the shit out of my motherboard manufacturer and AMD as well. I'm on a mission to destroy.
>>2552062These go hard kek
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I am NOT getting a switch2, it is not otome gaming safe, your labia WILL get caught in it.
No. 2552135
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>>2552039>>2552062Omg I'm surprised to find someone else who also loves Rose Requin's videos like I do. She's not very talented, but her stuff is still comfy and enjoyable for me in a way. She's a elementary school principal which I think is a big reason why a lot of her art leans towards being very childish with practically all her subjects either being some kind of dessert or chibi animal. It's also why a lot of her video topics seem to be the kind of thing a kid's content creator would make, but she produces them more like a general audiences kind of way. They're usually pretty low-key and can still be enjoyed by an adult (I think her audience is mostly made of fellow grown women and maybe some of their children).
I think she said that she's only been doing art as a hobby for about four or five years now, and while she has improved (see picrel, left is before and right is after), she's still far from being skilled. She has a good attitude about it all though and admits to being an amateur, but she just seems to be having fun with arts and crafts which I can really appreciate. She seems like a nice lady too, I just wish the best for her and her channel.
>>2552127Kek wtf this guy sounds insane, why did he keep his finger there for so long
No. 2552204
>>2552190No, it's 2012 TMNT Leonardo. He went from a 15 yo teenager to a 30 yo man.
The before
https://youtu.be/RZ1gaRPbbC0?si=oFDfeswJ_4fi1EeUThe after, hearing the others talk compared to him sounds so uncanny lmao. I'm still taken aback by it tons of episodes later. He just stands out too much to me.
https://youtu.be/DTGGcEsknPY?si=hDdZckSgXK2XcEyI No. 2552224
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>>2551880>When he would be in a group of men and he was driving he'd make his least favorite friend get out of his car late at night in deserted parking lots or country roads and drive off and leave them there for, at times, up to two hours. As a "joke". Then he'd come back and force these dudes to run after his car.>This faggot was literally 5'6" how do moids actually let this happen to themselves and live without shame? and by a moidlet nonetheless, i'd make him eat thumbtack soup omg
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>>2551916i did the scummy thing and asked a friend to wake me up with a phone call in time for the meeting kek, along with setting up one of those puzzle alarms, my friend forgot to call me but i managed to wake up just in time!! too bad the meeting was a nothingburger and could've been a fucking email.
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>how i sleep knowing that im short but i live in midgetland so im still tall among the midgets
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>horse eye
>cow eye
>cat eye
>goat eye
I don't give a flying fuck about eye color. Anyone who spergs about eye color is either an insecure and jealous brown-eyed faggot who has PTSD after being brutally mogged by one Scandi bitch, or some ugly Amberlynn-built Hitler's wet dream who's trying to cope over the fact that sexy scrotes are obviously going to pick a fine ass brown-eyed woman over a life-sized blue eyed cabbage patch doll any day of the week, month and year. But if somebody told you that you have "horse eyes" or "cow eyes", that is a bad thing and it's not because of eye color, you spergs. It's because they're comparing you to animals that are known for being ugly as hell.(we don't need to have this infight again)
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>>2552453>It's because they're comparing you to animals that are known for being ugly as hell.Horse eyes, yes Cow eyes, no. That means to look at someone in a smitten/longing way (also known as sheep's eyes), but I've definitely heard it to just mean big dark eyes with long eyelashes. Cows have objectively beautiful eyes so idk what you're smoking, if they were saying you're a cow in general than that's an insult but not the eyes specifically.
Eye colour does not matter at all in comparison to eye shape/size but it seems lolcow is destined to stay locked in an eternal battle over eye colour for some fucking reason.
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>>2552453Cows are not ugly take it back
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>Eye colour sperging
>"Lol, unpopular opinions at it again, what losers-"
>IT'S IN DUMBASS SHIT
We are too cool for this nonnies please stop fighting
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>>2552453Why did you have to bring back this retarded infight
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i had a dream i was getting married, i caught my own bouquet that i threw and got bored so i walked home to watch tv instead
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>>2552453As if goats are known for being more attractive? They're ugly too, why single out horses and cows. I wouldn't mind being compared to cow's eyes, but goats?
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>>2552369WHO IS IT
NONNIE? Spill it!
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>>2552495You're on /ot/ Ocular Tirades. Where else are we supposed to fight over eye color?
Inexorably and with each day more and more of the site becomes based around arguing over eye color. Our agents are already planting subtle posts across other boards, wearing down the defenses and getting other users accustomed to nitpicks about cow's eye color. This is progress, this is history in motion.
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>>2552544>Ocular Tirades>Our agentsSo it was
you guys who stole funding from the Nasolabial Folds department!
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I was considering taking a beta carotene supplement for a subtle tan but then I read this shit???? What??? I'll never be able to escape my ashen NEET complexion…
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>>2551630I have that placement and I can 100% say it's true.
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the average farmer minecraft experience
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decided to look around some /ot/ threads since the only one i usually care to check is this one and now i just feel sad