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No. 2590585

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No. 2590620

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I'm a bong nonnie who didn't put all her food recycling into the food bin. Some of the food was going mouldy in plastic bags so I just chucked it in the normal bin because it was refuse + food bin week so I could get away with it.

No. 2590657

>>2590620
Food waste bins arent worth the hassle and smell

No. 2590749

>>2590620
Are they really strict about that in bongland? Do they go through your bins? In US every restaurant I’ve worked in usually has to dump all 3 bags (trash, recycling, compost) into the same dumpster because people always put the wrong items in the wrong bags and then we can’t dispose of it properly.

No. 2590945

>>2590749
A lady from the local council came round last year just going in people's front gardens to smack stickers on the top of the bins saying "REMEMBER: NO FOOD IN THIS BIN. UNRECYCLABLE WASTE ONLY" I love it here because I freaked out wondering who the stranger was meddling with my bin. But yeah as of yesterday night… alas… Forgive me, Council, for I have sinned.

As for restaurants I'm pretty sure over here is similar. Everything just goes into one bin kek.

>>2590657
Real.

No. 2590955

>>2590657
Maybe if you used a biodegradable bag that is literally made for the bin and took it out once in a while your house wouldn't smell. I don't know how your house would be less smelly if you just kept rotting food in your fridge? I swear some of you are like actual children. Can't do simple things like use a recycle bin. Is breathing a chore for you too, troglodyte?(infighting)

No. 2590964

If I was bigger and stronger and men were weaker than women I'd probably be a husband beater.

No. 2590975

>>2590964
KEKK. You can still use a baton nonna, live your dream. You have to first use mental play and break them down , that’s when you can start beating them.

No. 2590987

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Exhilarating thread pic nona, I hope this becomes a trend

No. 2591025

I fucked my sexy polish neighbor and I feel so bad saying hi to his girlfriend every morning but honestly the sex was so good. Possibly the best I’ve ever had. Not really sure where to go from here

No. 2591230

>>2591025
>Not really sure where to go from here
Snitch to his girlfriend about his cheating ways

No. 2591303

I have really small labia minora and I wish they were bigger. I covet the flaps.

No. 2591312

>>2591025
was he bald?

No. 2591319

>>2590964
Nona please don't let the patriarchy shame you out of your dream job. Use your smaller size and stature to your advantage so no one believes your husband when he tries to rat you out!

No. 2591326

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I take great pleasure in reporting every soyjack I see on this site

No. 2591381

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i used the holiday as an excuse and cheated on my diet. i ended up getting food poisoning. did something i haven't done since i was in diapers. i've learned my lesson and will never cheat on my diet ever again

No. 2591420

I love teasing my friends and do sexy noises over calls and games but IRL I'm really awkward. I know it damages my friendship with them but I just kinda like doing it.

No. 2591425

>>2591420
Why would that "tease" your friends? I would consider that extremely weird and annoying

No. 2591449

>>2591425
that's what teasing means

No. 2591487

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>>2591449
It sounded like you meant lesbians or moids bc you're making sexy noises. I would just say "annoy" or "sexually harass" when referring to women. Language is a tool that we use to paint pictures in other people's minds and I'm not sure you did a good job of that anon

No. 2591498

>>2591425
i agree anon sounds lowkey insufferable.

No. 2591624

If I were to reincarnate as an immortal and choose my body type, tbh Id probably choose a child.
In my defense, it's not because any fucked up fetish reasons, fuck no, but because I miss the world being big. I miss the bathtub being basically a pool, having a room below a chair, a cookie being gigantic, feeling like a king when I sit on a sofa. I want to go back to that. Everything is smaller now and I hate it.
It's stupid, I know, and probably a little gross but I miss that childhood wonder of everything being an amusement park so bad, man.

No. 2591643


No. 2591644

I've been keeping tabs on a narcissisic moid I had an odd relationship with last year. He's obsessed with a lot of women but I think I became a main one by blocking and ignoring him the last few months we had to see each other in person. I see small signs on his socials that he's thinking of me. He did a lot of weird narc things and one of his main ones was where he would stalk my social media and just casually reference what I followed when we would see each other in person. I remade one of my social media profiles a few days ago because I got locked out of my old one and suddenly his posts and referencing things I've been posting on there. We have absolutely 0 mutuals on that platform and are nowhere near each other geographically so I'm not sure how he found it. It sounds crazy but he's definitely one of the more unhinged narcs and is constantly collecting info and mirroring people. I keep tabs because I'm also fucked in the head and get off on the idea that he'll be obsessed with me for awhile just because I was kind of a bitch to him.

No. 2591649

Silly and cringe and kinda venty but here I go. I kinda secretly deep down want to start off as a YouTuber, talking about all kinds of topics I like, make money off that despite looking down on those who do so, make a brand of myself and then somehow get the attention of a record label looking for a singer either for a solo thing or a band thing because of my hypothetical imaginary covers and I get signed and become a famous singer because of this and finally achieve my life long dream. Can't do it because I don't have what it takes and because my family would kill me if I did something like that lmao. My other confession is similar, and it's that I wish I was a good artist so I can draw all my self insert OC ans yaoi ships fanfiction ideas into professional tier comic books and actually have the companies that own the characters invest in my work because it's so top tier quality wise and has a huge audience and I cash on sharing my autism with the world without risking my anonymity.

No. 2591655

I wish I was SSA

No. 2591668

>>2591655
… social security administration?

No. 2591672

>>2591420
Grown ass woman mind you

No. 2591674

>>2591672
I would not bet on it

No. 2591702

>>2591668
she means same sex attracted

No. 2591706

>>2591420
Class clown syndrome, you people are so exhausting to be around.

No. 2591845

>>2591025
You will fuck him again, obviously.

No. 2591846

>>2591845
Without a condom.

No. 2591866

>>2591487
Your picrel+context and filename made me almost cry laughing… Have a great day nonna

No. 2591893

I resent my mom for not trying in her life. We live together because I can't afford to move out and I foot the bill for basically every big purchase, because when something breaks she won't pay for it. And obviously we can't live in a house where half the outlets don't work. Just disgusting and annoying that she goes "tehe it's just another day in life xDDD" all while not spending any of her own savings to help out. Completely useless

No. 2591905

>>2591303
Can we swap? I could probably use mine to fly, Dumbo-style

No. 2591914

I've been waiting years for a guy to finally be attracted to me, I was certain it was impossible. Apparently isn't, but now that I have confirmation that I'm not actually an undesirable ogre I have no more interest in dating and I'll be happy to stay single. The irony.

No. 2591922

>>2590657
ours means we don't get rats like the old place where everything was left in a main garbage dump…

No. 2591924

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I love using outdated cringey millennial gifs in my messages. It is fun and quickly conveys the emotion I'm trying to get across.

No. 2592342

I want to get on SSRIs for a few months and then quit them just to see if I can get a normal sex drive.

No. 2592348

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>>2592342
You should expect brain zaps if you rush that. I fucking hate ssris

No. 2592355

Edibles + ChatGPT the last 11 months has done wonders for reigniting my creative spark.

People will think I'm stupid for not automatically witchhunting AI with them though, but I'll deal. I've done alright for myself by pretending to be dumb.

No. 2592359

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>>2592355
Weed making you feel like every thought is super profound and amazing no matter the quality + ChatGPT telling you exactly what you want to hear = 11 months of this

No. 2592367

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>>2592359
Nta but
>has done wonders for reigniting my creative spark.
>and I have a problem with that!!!

No. 2592413

>>2592342
Ssris forcibly relax your muscles including your pelvic muscles. You'll just be increasing the inability to contract your muscles by taking ssris.

No. 2592423

>>2592359
I didn't have any LSD to microdose, so it was the best I could do. I have the discernment to know that 98% of the output is not usable fwiw, because of course nothing compares to a nonna cesspit for creativity and morale

No. 2592428

>>2592342
What if you… tried exercising and fixing your diet?

No. 2592446

Sometimes I feel ashamed to have male cats and not female ones, it's like I'm doing a disservice to you all

No. 2592448

>>2592446
It’s okay because he’s castrated.

No. 2592452

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I'm drunk and I wanna fuck a serbian friend of a friend even though I prob I frogot how he looks like.

He gives me basic attention bc he's prob desperate (deduction from his words) bu sounds cute. Nonas please, I have trichotillomania, I have no levrege, how do I stop putting myself down for undesirable men? Or them above me?
I need wisdom.

No. 2592463

>>2592452
Every time you feel like doing some dumb shit just masturbate first and then you’ll come to your senses. Leverage isn’t real because men are animals, you could trich yourself bald and it wouldn’t matter because men only fuck women that they think they can control. Whenever you feel bad about yourself remember that the women on lolcow want you to live for yourself and not for a man, ever

No. 2592464

>>2592452
Take the 2D pill

No. 2592466

>>2592463
Alternative you can probably just take a piss and skip the masturbation part. You will be clear-minded soon enough.

No. 2592547

I listen to Kanye and I love it

No. 2592557

>>2592547
If its his old music, I get it. If not then…

No. 2592573

I only have two sets of identical clothes and five sets of underwear that I cycle through weekly.

No. 2592601

>>2592573
Like all my favorite cartoon characters growing up

No. 2592645

My nigel is a turbo virgin and passes out after sex every single time. Doesn't matter where, when, what time, he falls asleep incredibly fast. He's really embarrassed about it but I actually prefer him like this because I can scroll cow boards without distractions. He thinks I ask for mid day sex because I'm horny, but I really just want him knocked out for the next 3 hours while I catch up on milk. He still hasn't figured it out, and we've been together for 2 years

No. 2592648

>>2592645
reddit tier ass post

No. 2592651

>>2592645
Fake and gay

No. 2592653

>>2592645
can i rape your "nigel"?

No. 2592670

>>2592428
>tried exercising
I already do, not very intense shit but I'm not a hikineet either.
>fixing your diet?
No need to fix it either, I've always eaten healthy, I just naturally have a very low libido.

No. 2592777

>>2592670
Taking Zoloft definitely isn’t going to fix your libido and will only make your life noticeably worse.

No. 2592790

>>2592670
Zoloft will literally make you asexual kek

No. 2592797

>>2592342
What other nonas said, zoloft closes your pussy shut

No. 2592809

>>2592645
Maybe he has narcolepsy

No. 2592811

>>2592452
So you don’t remember what he looks like, he’s desperate too….

No. 2592862

My job makes me more racist to every ethnicity every single day, it's like they're trying to prove every stereotype to be accurate

No. 2592864

>>2592862
I'm headcanoning you as Nigerian and this post is about white people.

No. 2592956

I sometimes look up random snark subbredits. I don't know or care about anyone they are discussing, I'm there for the crowd and how identically retarded and parasocial they are. Bonus points if you open someone's profile and get hit with snarksub#1, snarksub#2, deadbedroom,truechristian.

No. 2592963

found out badlands chugs does personalized videos for sale so I think I might order one kek

No. 2592976

>>2592956
I do the same. I love how most of these redditors have no problem blasting all of their own + their family's issues over several subreddits while constantly loudly proclaiming how much better they are than the subjects of the snark subs in every possible way.

No. 2592987

>>2592956
>>2592976
I also do this. Rarely you'll find a snark sub where the snark is justified like the Duggars snark sub, but 99% of them consist of bored housewives becoming parasocial and insane over someone who's mildly cowish because they have nothing better to do. They always end up more insane than the subject of the snark sub is to begin with.

No. 2593029

I have an apron belly and lumpy cellulite thighs, I look way worse than Shaynus and I feel bad when anons make fun of her body since mine is even uglier. I can't get rid of those even though I have lost weight.

No. 2593044

>>2593029
i have the same. you need to remember anons make fun of those features on cows because cows are such terrible people. or they're just anachans and probably look terrible themselves, just in a different way. nothing wrong with having a tummy or cellulite, these are normal female features. this is what separates us from the nasty males. learn to appreciate it. stomach is there so you can grow a baby, and even skinny women have cellulite. even when i was 100 pounds i had terrible cellulite. sending love to you nona, sometimes i feel down in it too when i see people make comments about body parts i have, but ya just can't let it bother you.

No. 2593063

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i never get approached by anyone i think its a miracle im married to begin with but an ugly man came up to me at the grocery store today and asked if i was seeing anyone and im going to feel like lil miss hot shit because of it for the rest of the evening

No. 2593069

>>2593063
cute gif!! i love toki

No. 2593170

ive used men for money my entire life and never had sex with them. my last guy was insanely wealthy and young. i want to continue

No. 2593175

>>2593063
>feeling like hot shit because an ugly man approached you
How ugly is your husband to make you feel like this?

No. 2593185

>>2593063
I thought this gif was Euronymous and Dead help

No. 2593213

I still call my mum, "mummy" sometimes.

No. 2593220

I'm not the best at clocking troons from photos if it's not one of the (many) extremely obvious cases. In real life I've almost met or noticed any so I'm not sure. I'm also bad at telling if people have had work done and what kind.

No. 2593224

>>2593213
>not calling her Mother
>not even Madam [family name]

No. 2593253

I told my family I quit my job and became a sahm cause daycare was expensive, but I actually got fired cause I accidently texted a pornographic fanart to my boss. I haven't bothered to find another job cause daycare really is expensive and tbh this is better…

No. 2593255

>>2593253
Was it yaoi? nvm you would've been promoted

No. 2593256

>>2593255
It was yaoi… the boss was a woman too I guess she wasnt fujo tho

No. 2593260

>>2593256
Rip…if i was your boss i would have given you a pay raise…unless it was something cringe like jayvik.

No. 2593264

>>2593220
With how advanced filters and AI are now I no longer trust any photos or videos I see online.

No. 2593292

>>2593256
>>2593260
She preferred SasuNaru, not NaruSasu. Many such cases.

No. 2593312

>>2593253
i dont want to laugh at this. i feel sorry for you nona but its also kind of funny

No. 2593368

>>2593292
Seme/uke politics in 2025 is an actual Y2K throwback

No. 2593370

>>2593256
Which ship was it

No. 2593394

I offer to DD for my boyfriend when we go to parties so he can get really drunk and I can look through his phone while he's off doing whatever. It's not that I don't trust him I'm just extremely nosey and like reading the poetry in his notes app and seeing how he talks to his friends.

No. 2593396

>>2593394
People like you are the reason (well, one of them) I'm too paranoid to ever get into a relationship, if my partner did that to me I would freak the fuck out and fake my death and move to a different state to start a new life. Seriously the scariest post I've ever read in my life

No. 2593397

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>>2592359
Exactly kek. Every study about it proves that weed doesn't actually make people more creative anyway, it just makes them feel like they're more creative. Sad.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35901408/

No. 2593399

>>2593396
Sorry anon but this made me laugh. It's not like I'd ever harm him or anything, I get it being creepy but it's not that scary imo.

No. 2593401

>>2593399
it's not about fear of harm, I'm simply a private person and the thought of someone reading my diary and having access to my private thoughts makes me want to have a panic attack. I only share my most intimate musings on anonymous public imageboards, like a normal person.

No. 2593402

>>2593399
Nta but it is pretty scary to think of someone you trust intimately going through your personal things without your permission and then never telling you. It's odd that you feel the need to do this and don't see how scary it is.

No. 2593448

>>2593399
>>2593402
so much of romance is seriously creepy and boundary pushing, I don't think I'm cut out for it

No. 2593450

>>2593401
>>2593402
nta, and not to start an infight, but it kinda seems like you have never been in relationships before kek this is so dramatic

No. 2593451

>>2593450
How would she feel if she found out her boyfriend was secretly going through her phone and reading all of her texts? I do believe healthy couples shouldn’t have anything to hide, but it’s that she does it behind his back that creeps me out.

No. 2593452

>>2593450
I've never been in a toxic relationship so you have a point, all my relationships have been healthy.

No. 2593460

>>2593451
>>2593452
I don't know her, but I assume she wouldn't be too surprised. Going through your SO's phone is so incredibly common for most people, that's why it's funny you are acting like she is doing something so crazy and wild. Like, you can disagree with it and it might be against your morals, but it doesn't change the fact it occurs in probably 85% of younger couples.

No. 2593468

>>2593460
Well, in that case, I’m on track to being a vestal virgin because ain’t nobody going through my phone and I don’t want to know what’s on theirs. That is genuinely really, really strange to me… I don’t even look at customer’s phones when they’re trying to show me a picture and they scroll through all their photos in front of me. I think keeping a part of yourself separate from everyone else is important.

No. 2593475

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I feel like I'm chasing the high of being a 13 year old weeaboo almost twenty years later by reading/watching through all the old shoujo and BL series I never got the chance to. Sometimes, I can just barely grasp that dopamine rush I used to get and then I remember that LJ is dead, tumblr is a fuck, and that I have work in the morning. Why can't I make it 2006 again?

No. 2593477

>>2593460
It's not crazy or wild, it's just weird and immature. It's a betrayal of trust. I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with someone that did it, and I wouldn't do it to a partner.
>>2593468
You just have to find someone mature that actually respects your privacy. Young people don't have a lot of boundaries or respect for other people.

No. 2593479

>>2593460
>a lot of people do it so its fine
Yes and a lot of people are fucked up. Going through somebodys shit like that is similar to going through somebodies diary. Lowkey insecure and creepy

No. 2593482

>>2593475
Gosh nonnie are you me? I've been getting back into anime seriously this year after abstaining from it since around 2018. It makes me feel all giddy again and it feels good when nothing really scratches that same itch

No. 2593483

I know for a fact that I'm allergic to citrus, but I love citrus, so I eat it anyways. I think I like it because I'm allergic, it leaves this tingling sensation on my tongue, lips and cheeks that feels absolutely amazing. I just cant eat too much, because I've accidently given myself anaphalytic shock before when I ate a whole bag of sour patch kids

No. 2593484

>>2593394
I thought DD stood for drunk drive and I was about to rip you a new one

No. 2593486

>>2593483
what's your favorite citrus fruit

No. 2593488

If it makes anyone feel better, I don't look at his Instagram DMs if they're still unopened since you can't mark them as unread again so if you have a friend in a relationship and want to tell them something secure I'd suggest doing it through there or over the phone.
>>2593460
I wouldn't be surprised, if I had AO3 tabs open I'd be a bit embarrassed. I respect everyone's opinion here btw and see what you all mean, I think I could go about this a different way but I just wanted to post it in the confessions thread and I don't particularly feel bad about it lol.
>>2593475
I used to be obsessed with Shugo Chara.
>>2593484
I would never drive drunk, I meant that I'm always the designated driver.

No. 2593489

>>2593488
Yeah I had to think a little to realise you meant designated driver kek, honestly I don't think looking through your moids phone is bad. Isn't that how most women find CSEM on their scrotes devices? I'd never shame you for just checking anyways, it only hurts the moid after all

No. 2593490

>>2593482
I find fangirl energy sometimes and have an overwhelming urge to spam terrible SI fic about it on FFN. I left my heart on deviantART…

No. 2593514

I want a virgin bf/husband. I could never be happy with a moid who's loved someone else.

No. 2593528

made a post on my instagram talking about how I used to struggle with AN and it triggered me and now I'm relapsing kek

No. 2593576

I try to subtly slightly vary the way I post here because I read how anons say they recognize people from their typing style and that kind of horrifies me.

No. 2593582

>>2593576
Kek you’re filing the serial numbers off of your homestuck typing quirk. I know I’ve been clocked on here and I accept it as part of the twisted gynosocial mind game that is lolcow.

No. 2593583

i think about murdering men every day. i want to get a gun and shoot a guy who tries to rape me so bad. i feel jealous of women who have shot and killed men

No. 2593728

I don't believe in astrology but when my friend sends me memes about my sign they are always very accurate, it's almost scary.

No. 2593793

Sometimes I wish I was cluster b because at least those fuckers get all the asspats and support services known to man, even if they never bother using them. I'm sick and tired of this shit

No. 2593931

I hacked off over an inch of my hair because I didn’t like my MIL complimenting it getting longer.

No. 2593937

>>2593576
i know i'm probably clockable because i make a typo 99% of the time kek

No. 2593974

>>2593728
post your chart in the /g/ astrology thread

No. 2594001

>>2593728
My friend doesn't believe in astrology but I send her horoscopes from a non-local newspaper (I like this paper's scopes better than our local astrologer, who is a moid and who has bland predictions) and she's often amazed that this random astrologer lady halfway across the globe knows her business.

No. 2594025

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Randomly I'll remember the time when I was cooking a scratch-made spaghetti dinner for a moid that was two-timing me with his ex he'd talk massive shit about to me.
When I can't grow, juice, and boil down my own tomatoes for sauce I use a god damn tin of tomato paste and add the spices, garlic/onion fried in olive oil, and a bit of water and let it simmer on the stove until it's the right consistency–not that the moid in question would have known how to do any of this.
Every person I know who makes tomato sauce from scratch adds a bit of sugar. EVERYONE. Because if you don't, the sauce will taste bitter if not a bit metallic from the acid. So as I am adding the sugar to the sauce the moid entered the kitchen started laughing at me for adding sugar to the tomato sauce and acted like it was the most unusual thing he ever seen. Even after I explained this is how scratch sauce is made, not your canned Prego shit that comes pre-sugared and ready to serve. Should have known this was a sign of his devaluation of me, but I digress. Oh, and he ate the spaghet with no problem.
Not only was the fucker dead wrong that night, he actually had the audacity to come leaping into the apartment the next day after work proudly declaring he had discussed my sauce with a random bitch coworker and she totally agreed I was a weirdo for adding sugar to sauce. So that makes two lobotomized retards in the world who don't know how to cook pretending like those that do are wrong, yay! FUCK YOU.

No. 2594026

>>2594025
People who don't know shit about what they're talking about are always so vocal and dismissive. I hope that dumbass moid never eats yummy food ever again

No. 2594064

Just randomly remembered my former neighbor and how hot he was. I wish I cheated on my ex with him as payback for cheating on me. He would talk to me sometimes in the elevator, he was such a beautiful man

No. 2594069

I hate how I do everything that’s expected of me and my life is still bad. I go to work, I go to therapy, I take medicine, I obey instructions, and I’m still unhealthy and unhappy kek. I understand better now why people just kill themselves

No. 2594087

>>2593931
lmao i have done this. more than once

No. 2594140

>>2594025
As an Italian fav I can confirm it for you nonna. I always add sugar to tone down the acidity. You are a genius and he’s a little retard.
I’ll give you 10 pennette as a reward.

No. 2594389

I like to pee standing up sometimes

No. 2594392

>>2594389
You are either pissing yourself or destroying your pelvic floor

No. 2594393

>>2594392
she said sometimes not every time damn

No. 2594412

>>2594393
Talking in third person isn’t going to save you, piss girl.

No. 2594419

>>2594412
I can't pee standing up because mine comes out sideways like a jacuzzi jet I'm simply defending her right to tinkle vertically

No. 2594425

I’m very ashamed, but I actually think Honter Schafer is attractive and if he detransitioned and got the awful fake tits taken out, I would genuinely fuck him and be happy about it.

No. 2594427

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>>2594389
Are you using one of these?

No. 2594429

>>2594427
NTA but I used or tried to use one of these for camping and they can have some backup issues if you’re highly hydrated… Not impossible to use, but after a couple issues I just went back to squatting.

No. 2594435

>>2594427
No, TMI but I drink a lot of water so my stream is… healthy. I just crab leg around the bowl kek.
>>2594392
>>2594412
Aw don't be mean I actually am pretty grossed out by it (hence confession thread), it's a laziness thing. I have a good aim and I know when it's about to trickle down my leg so I have a ball of toilet paper ready to catch it. I only ever do it before showers so I don't feel like a piss girl all day.
>>2594419
ILY nonnie!

No. 2594437

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The Michelin man was one of my first sexual fascinations. I would like going to the automotive departments and garage of sears when I was young just so I could feel comforted by his presence, he was the kind, loving father figure that I sometimes wished I could have and his plump, enveloping figure delighted me. Seeing the Michelin man parody in ghostbusters dismayed me greatly on a Chris Chan level as a kid, but seeing his corruption as an evil, even more plump and aesthetically cute figure also intrigued me. How the fuck am I not a Deviantart inflation fetishist

No. 2594446

>>2594429
Nonna please tell more, I'm considering buying it. I haven't squatted for a long time but I hate it, I'd be constantly paranoid about pissing on my shoes or something.

No. 2594448

>>2594446
You just have to be careful not to overload it, I guess. I don’t know if I just have a super powerful pelvic floor or what, but the main issue was backup. I had more luck squatting with the top half of a cut in half bottle so I could “aim” it towards the cat hole.

No. 2594515

>>2594025
Tell them to read the ingredient list on the jar sauce they're used to.
I use brown sugar myself. It lifts all the flavours to the next level and I find it needs less salt as a result.

No. 2594647

I unironically support the whole RCTA community and I hope it continues to grow and genuinely takes off. I think it's the one thing that'll actually cause people to think about transgenderism.

No. 2594668

i told a sex pest that never left me alone when we were teens that i was glad he got raped as a child

No. 2594675

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i'm 26 this year, and i don't really drink, but i do love buying alcohol sometimes because it gives me a small ego boost when i get carded. also though i am a pathetic tech wageslave who might get laid off this december and has been desperately applying for jobs (with no luck) so i can get out before the hammer drops i feel infinitely superior to the thembie i know who is struggling to find work, and has been since november. i could be in her place easily, but for now, i will relish her failure(s) even if i recognize i'm in no real place to do so…

No. 2594693

I wish i was joking but i just saw the indian flag for the first time ever in my life [idk how this is possible but i swear its true] and i said "what is this weird irish flag thing" and my friend thought i was trolling her

No. 2594700

>>2594693
If it helps at all, one time I drew the Soviet flag instead of the Russian flag. On a geography assignment. That was about 8 years ago and I still think about it anytime I see the Russian flag. Also this’s my second time posting this since I made a typo the first time, I might be retarded

No. 2594702

>>2594700
When I was in high school I wanted to ask the teacher about the presence of old growth forests and trees in the United Kingdom. What came out instead was me asking the teacher if they had trees in the UK.

No. 2594703

>>2594700
fucking kek this reminds me of when i was watching the olympics with my brother and my little sister asked what that flag was and my brother confidently answered "france dumbass" and it was the russian flag

No. 2594768

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I just found out about electric showers. I guess the shower head contraption plugs into the wall and heats up the water to shower with. Apparently they’re super common in LatAm and the Caribbean. I’m amazed there isn’t a significant amount of deaths via electrocutions from these things.

No. 2594773

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>>2594768
kek anon, I'm not from latam but this is what my kitchen sink has. You make it sound SO trashy though kek

No. 2594775

>>2594768
I’ve seen people from Brazil talk about getting a “little shock” from these things but that they’re “mostly safe” kek

No. 2594778

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I look down on people who sleep around, both men and women, not in a religious way , I just find it disgusting to have sex with multiple people on the same week. I don’t say it though and just say “yeah everyone can do what they want with their bodies as long as they are safe!”, but I’m grossed out that these people would ever try to get with me under a fake guise , I want a way to fish them out of my pool without ever having contact.

No. 2594834

I want to adopt so so bad, but I am scared that the child's genes will be "too strong" and they will go down a bad path. I have met people that are adopted and they tuned out great, they love their family and are completely normal. I have also seen the opposite, maybe in bigger quantity. I think it's dumb how there is this crazy anti-adoption narrative currently - not talking about interracial adoption or any of that obviously. Are there any adopted anons here? How do you feel about your adoption now? I just feel so divided.

No. 2594845

>>2594834
It’s absolutely a crapshoot. I know some adopted people (interracial even) that are doing really well, super naturalized and thriving. I know some that grow into very lost unfulfilled adults. I think genes ultimately decide it all. That said that happens with a biological child too, tons of disappointments that were related to their parents, look at hunter biden lol. Sorry if this was unhelpful.

No. 2594973

>>2594768
i… experienced one of these in Coronado, Panama. Yes, it looks like that, with all those cables hanging around and such. Yes, it was terrifying. my parents' lived in Panama City and they had a normal shower, maybe because their flat was new. i have never seen any of those in Chile though.

No. 2595061

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>haven't played a video game in several months
>Nigel gives me his Xbox One and a tv for my room
>introduces me to survival game which stokes my nostalgia
>end up binging the game for several hours on a work night
>didn't eat, drink, or do any self care during the time spent
>wore my glasses so I could play better
>binged the game so hard I puked from staring at the screen for too long, sweating, still played on
>died anyway and lost my character
Holy shit I am too old for this.

No. 2595065

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I have a poor memory for my own words and it severely weirds me out when people quote me. I have zero recollection of most things I say or type. People will be like "You changed my life 5 years ago when you told me xyz!" and it feels like they're talking about another person entirely.

No. 2595068

>>2595061
What game? Sounds like a journey

No. 2595074

>>2595061
This, but with otome games. Feels bad when you look at the clock and see that you have two hours before your alarm goes off, and you still haven't completed the yandere's CG gallery.

No. 2595080

File: 1751989499506.mp4 (1.38 MB, 720x1280, 1000008574.mp4)

>>2595061
Makes me sad because i wanna get super autistic for a game like this again but i can't anymore.

No. 2595229

When my friends all got married and had kids I used to wish that their husband or child would die so they'd have time for me again. I have no friends left after they all got knocked up, it's all superficial and barely existent because family comes first. I'm not having children so I'm not included in the group activities for couples or for people bringing children.

No. 2595236

>>2595229
This is weird to me because even when my friends got married and had kids they still invite me out to things even though their family/husband/baby is there. They're definitely weird for not inviting you out because they have kids or husbands or whatever.

No. 2595249

>>2595236
Idk if it’s that weird people stopped wanting to hang out with >>2595229. She wished their children death after all. I’m sure she’s giving off a vibe.

No. 2595272

>>2595249
Yeah, like, maybe anon should get rid of the selfish and scary thoughts and wait for a day off. Then, ask one of her friends if them and their kid might want to go out for ice cream or something. Or maybe meet up for an hour and go walking in a park. You're probably right that the friends can sense her selfish resentment in some way and don't want to ask her to be around them.

No. 2595295

>>2595236
Maybe because she gives weirdo vibes kekk. Mothers have an instinct.

No. 2595303

>>2595236
>>2595249
I'm not giving off a vibe, I started wishing it after them not being around for a long time. I thought it might come off that way when I wrote it. It was more like they got boyfriends and fucked right the fuck off from ANY friends that were single. After years the couples with children just faded off, they don't stay in contact with anyone who is childless. Yet when a friend suddenly gets pregnant they're back in the fold.

No. 2595317

>>2595303
I mean, that’s kind of how it works, doesn’t it? Do you want to hang out at your friend’s house that’s covered in toys and has screaming children running around? Probably not. Do you want to go to a Wiggles concert? Probably not. Do you have any interest at all in listening to your friends talk about their kids, which are now the most important and beautiful thing in their life? It sounds like you don’t. So what do YOU have to offer to them as a friend at this point? A child upends your life. You can either roll with it to maintain the friendship, or pay for babysitting so you can hang out with no kids present.

No. 2595337

>>2595317
I've supported a lot of these people through a lot of life changes; every break up, family deaths, pregnancies, moving homes, job losses, etc. I have been a very supportive friend without much in return because I tend to keep drama aka men out of my life. Slowly I've been phased out and I'm not the only single friend I've seen this happen to, like I said. I know every time they've had break ups they came back. I started wishing their husbands and kids would die so I could see them again or so I could have some support returned. I don't care if it sounds bad, I put in far more effort to keep a relationship with them than they did for me, and I did go to a lot of children's activities when the kids were babies before the lonely stressed new mothers found other moms to be friends with. I would like some effort returned. I don't really wish their family would die anymore, I was really pissed off when it was slowly happening over years. I do know single women are expendable to most though.

No. 2595366

>>2595337
Still kinda sounds like you think you're owed something that your friends are unable to "pay" you back. Thinking about friendships that way will make you really angry. When I support my friend through a hard time, I honestly don't believe she owes me anything afterward, not even attention. Have you actually tried calling up one of them and asking if you can treat them and their little Braeighleeigh to a trip to the park and some Hawaiian shaved ice next week? Moms find moms to hang out with because moms can relate to moms and their mom problems, that other women can't relate to. The only way I can get my mom friends to hang with me is to arrange a child-friendly activity in the afternoon, and yes, the kid does come along, but it isn't so bad. Maybe you need to find others to relate to. I'd just encourage you to stop thinking of relationships as transactional. It leads only to unhappiness.

No. 2595376

>>2595366
Did it cross your mind that they might be bad friends who don't reciprocate?

No. 2595378

>>2595376
If anon really thinks they're bad friends, she should stop pining over it to the point where she's fantasizing about their loved ones dying, and just move on. Like, as quickly as possible. That ain't healthy.

No. 2595472

>>2595337
I mean why are you letting yourself be a doormat then? These people have been clearly using you as an emotional clutch.

No. 2595474

>>2595366
>Braeighleeigh
KEK

No. 2595512

>>2595229
You have to honor your values nonna. If you will change your values based on reciprocity (or lack thereof), then they are not your true values and you should not be putting yourself in the position of being taken advantage of. Having boundaries and saying no pushes many so-called friends away, but the real ones understand and stick around.
It's…really hard. I don't say this lightly. My friends also have major main character syndrome and I don't find that they reciprocate much for me, I feel rather forgotten about most times but I am dependable and I show up for them–which they acknowledge as much at least. Other ex "friends" absolutely devastated me with their selfishness and greed, but they are exes for a reason. Don't fall for sunk cost fallacy, and some may surprise you when you pull back and they chase.

No. 2595572

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I was a discord gf of someone who was a complete loser, unemployed, smoked weed all day who went on to become an extremely rich and well known Youtube drama commentator with some extreme right wing views. My current bf has seen him appear multiple times on his Youtube homepage as he watches drama channels from time to time, and has no idea I spent every day for 3 months on video call with this person during Covid, sharing our life stories, and planning what we'd do together when lockdown was lifted. My current bf will never know about this, and would leave me instantly if he ever thought I'd be with someone like that.

No. 2595605

>>2595572
I'm glad you levelled up, but my curiosity to who this youtuber was is going to eat me alive.

No. 2595619

>>2595572
>>2595605
bok bok happy thanksgiving

No. 2595658

>>2595605
I can’t say. He’s mentioned on this site plenty of times. He’s so prolific now I had to stop watching lolcow content or drama content because he WILL be on my homepage and it pisses me off so bad. I feel so much guilt when I see my bfs YouTube and he’s on there. He hasn’t watched him directly, but he watched a documentary that featured a clip of discord ex in it. It’s such a strange bit of info to know, when to my bf it’s some random internet character

No. 2595669

>>2595658
Sam Hyde? Vaush?

No. 2595675

>>2595572
its so weird when someone you know becomes interner famous, or in my case infamous. A guy i was friend with when i was 14 and that i severed relationgships with because he became obsessed with me and sent me rape threats ended up turning into a tranny rapist involved in some cow drama a few months ago. One of his friends killed herself because they canceled her over her friendship with this scrote. It was crazy to see it unfold.

No. 2595686

I told my dad just verbally about hall is the blonde one and he thought it was hilarious. I hope he never googles the origin.

No. 2595737

I hate my given name, it's a quirky one given by my millennial parents from some popular media that was popular then, they thought was funny probably

No. 2595742

>>2595737
i'm sorry daenerys

No. 2595743

>>2595737
>my millennial parents
Damn we really do have Gen Alpha kids on here now

No. 2595754

>>2595742
it's not as blatant but I still feel uncomfortable wherever I get asked my name

No. 2595764

>>2595742
NTA but my name is pretty much that and I've been asked multiple times before if my parents are fans of the series attached to the name and people take my name as an assumption that I've watched the series (I haven't and never will) and try to talk to me about it. It's so exhausting. I've been going by my middle name for years now and the only reason I ever use my first name is for stuff that needs my legal name. Parents trying to be qwerky and youneek by giving their child a dumb name that actually becomes an annoying burden is a tale as old as time. I will always advocate for people naming their kids "boring" names, I would rather be a sarah or a sally than a fucking daenerys or katniss. The funniest thing is that my parents haven't watched the series either, they just thought the name looked youneek and didn't think beyond that

No. 2595776

>>2595743
Entirely still possible for zoomers to have millennial parents.

No. 2595781

>>2595764
I once went on a group camping trip where 3 out of 4 people had the same name, including me. I'd rather be Khaleesi.

No. 2595792

>>2595781
I have a name like that but my mom made it weird by telling me I was named after a horny 70s book/80s tv series and then giving me the book for a single digit birthday

No. 2595805

>>2595754
Leia? Kek

No. 2595967

I don't think there's anything worse than having a rather uncommon name that seemingly got popular among kids 10 years younger than you are, now everyone assumes you're underage

No. 2595969

>>2595967
Hey now. It would probably be worse to have no arms and no legs. Or you could be named Larry. So there's a silver lining to it all, really.

No. 2595970

>>2595967
Try having a name that tells everyone exactly what year you were born kek

No. 2595971

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>>2595967
No what's worse is having your name co-opted by fucking troons

No. 2595980

>>2595971
I'm so sorry Zoe Lily Sophie Rose Alice.

No. 2595983

>>2595980
Naming your daughter all these at once to get back at troons

No. 2595984

>>2595967
I have a name that reminds people of a popular pedophile

No. 2595988

>>2595971
Both my first and middle name are loved by troons, I feel like if I posted anything under my real name people would think I’m one. If you saw Sophie Crystal (example, not my name) posting about anime would you think it’s actually a woman..

No. 2595991

>>2595988
>t. Kiriko Luna

No. 2595999

>>2595980
KEKKK your guess isn't there but you're close, I've seen anons mock troons by using my name so it's almost Lilith-tier.
>>2595988
I'm sorry nona, my middle name is spared thankfully but I don't like it enough to use.
>Sophie Crystal
This reminds me when an anon pointed out that troons love the names given to little girls, it creeped me out enough to stop liking mine. That paired with the fact that this is all a fetish for them

No. 2596017

>>2595969
kek I actually met a TIFfany who named herself Larry, no one on earth called her that and they just called her her gender neutral given name, I absolutely love it when fakebois give them self these Mr. Noodle Edwardian sideshow names that any self respecting moid would loathe having, way way better than something like Nico (God theyve all fucking named them self this at least once)
>>2595980
What are some more popular current tranny names these days? I feel like these ones are pretty millennial, they seem like they picked them koff of the Ramon aFlowers girl they'd sniff the hair of and drool over and then spend their future life either skinwalking or killing themselves or bombing an abortion clinic over, but this modern batch of panty snatchers haven't even gone outside now to know any real women they're feening to turn into flesh furniture, or they've consumed so much anime porn and belle Delphine bait that they're no longer attracted to non shooped women. I feel like the name Remilia exemplifies this new batch the most, it's 4chan moeblob scroteshit with a twingeof gothic elegance to satisfy their insatiably pretentious male ego and decrepit ingrained 'goth dommy mommy' fetish, and its completely detached enough from anything a real woman would be named, so he can feel superior over those icky cissies. I also feel like Japanese names will bec0ome way way more popular with white people, I feel like whenever a troon names himself some Prussian lady in waiting name he's just compensating for what he'd really like to be named after. his sacred waifu. I remember that Saeko guy on Twitter a little bit ago who got in a spat that was sjw fag fighting between 'whats more important, racism or trannies?', and the classic sewerslvt shenanigans.

No. 2596020

>>2596017
samefag but nonnies, if you had the chance to name yourself, what would you choose? I always really liked the name Julia, and ironically I love a lot of men's or masculine names as well, Julian also would be really nice and still pretty unisex (I'd be naming myself after the animal crossing villager which.. no lol) and I really like masculine names on girls, like Dylan before Dylan Mulvaney massacred its reputation.

No. 2596023

>>2596020
I just love names that start with V. Vanessa, Victoria, Valeria, etc…

No. 2596030

>>2596020
I would give myself a dope hacker chick name like Trinity or Naomi. That or an old school name like Winifred so I could go by Freddie.

No. 2596038

>>2596020
kek ive given this a lot of thought bc i hate my first name with a passion but changing it in my country is very hard.
always loved anne, anna or anastasia but they combine unfortunately with my last name. My fave is victoria but it wouldn't suit me.
i would choose alexandra.

No. 2596048

Sometimes when I say something stupid and get dogpiled on in a thread, I leave it until the next thread is made and pretend it wasn't me.

No. 2596053

>>2596048
Whenever I get dogpiled I double down no matter what even if I realize I'm wrong, because it's funnier to watch people get genuinely irate over it.

No. 2596083

>>2595970
And yet that was the standard way to pick a user name or email address for a long time, so it can't be that bad.
I think the best thing for names is something not too common but not crazy or misspelt. Maybe there should be a quota system, and if the quota is used up for that period, BD&M have to go to your parents' second or third preference name.

No. 2596091

>>2593931
she's doing it intentionally because she knows you'll react that way and she wants to sabotage you

No. 2596092

>>2594069
stop obeying instructions
maybe you're unhappy because of these things, not in spite of them

No. 2596117

>>2595619
so this means Turkey Tom?

No. 2596129

Fuck you you stupid e-girl photoshop insta trash. Your music is garbage and the only reason you continue to stay even a little relevant on social media is because you have a bunch of equally insecure and pathetic “alternative” fans who want to be you and an army of simps who want to fuck the edited version of you that you desperately want everyone to think you look like. You get off on people being envious of you while co-opting the aesthetics of alternative to look edgy and cool but you’ve never done anything against the system in your entire fucking life because you’re afraid to look ugly or god forbid not stick thin. You’re just a stupid spoiled rich privileged cunt that stands for nothing. You don’t think about anything except making everyone envious of you. Fuckkkk youuuu.(wrong thread)

No. 2596148

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No. 2596158

>>2596020
I honestly really like my name but when I was like 9 I was obsessed with the name "Jordan" for a girl and I made a sonic oc named Jordan kek

No. 2596178

>>2594069
the mainstream consensus will always lead you to a quiet misery

No. 2596216

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Sometimes i only post because i have a reaction image that i really want to use

No. 2596256

File: 1752065995495.jpeg (406.71 KB, 1125x1157, IMG_0145.jpeg)

I saw this meme and it reminded me that I use to undo some stitches in my roommate’s clothes whenever she didn’t do the dishes and I was mad at her

No. 2596260

>>2595984
I’m so sorry Noncette…

No. 2596269

>>2595984
Daisy?

No. 2596284

I can't picture a gf I wouldn't feel embarrassed to be seen in public with

No. 2596291

>>2596256
KEK this level of pettiness

No. 2596298

File: 1752069611233.jpg (11.48 KB, 321x283, 2012facebooktier.jpg)

I don't understand how fandom iceberg memes work

No. 2596308

I have a strong dislike of marriage and parenthood and I have no idea why, I grew up in a very stable and boring family so by all accounts I shouldn't be repulsed by this lifestyle.

No. 2596309

>>2595970
I'm so curious. Is your name Y2K Bug?



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