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No. 2590620
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I'm a bong nonnie who didn't put all her food recycling into the food bin. Some of the food was going mouldy in plastic bags so I just chucked it in the normal bin because it was refuse + food bin week so I could get away with it.
No. 2590945
>>2590749A lady from the local council came round last year just going in people's front gardens to smack stickers on the top of the bins saying "REMEMBER: NO FOOD IN THIS BIN. UNRECYCLABLE WASTE ONLY" I love it here because I freaked out wondering who the stranger was meddling with my bin. But yeah as of yesterday night… alas… Forgive me, Council, for I have sinned.
As for restaurants I'm pretty sure over here is similar. Everything just goes into one bin kek.
>>2590657Real.
No. 2590987
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Exhilarating thread pic nona, I hope this becomes a trend
No. 2591326
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I take great pleasure in reporting every soyjack I see on this site
No. 2591381
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i used the holiday as an excuse and cheated on my diet. i ended up getting food poisoning. did something i haven't done since i was in diapers. i've learned my lesson and will never cheat on my diet ever again
No. 2591487
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>>2591449It sounded like you meant lesbians or moids bc you're making sexy noises. I would just say "annoy" or "sexually harass" when referring to women. Language is a tool that we use to paint pictures in other people's minds and I'm not sure you did a good job of that anon
No. 2591624
If I were to reincarnate as an immortal and choose my body type, tbh Id probably choose a child.
In my defense, it's not because any fucked up fetish reasons, fuck no, but because I miss the world being big. I miss the bathtub being basically a pool, having a room below a chair, a cookie being gigantic, feeling like a king when I sit on a sofa. I want to go back to that. Everything is smaller now and I hate it.
It's stupid, I know, and probably a little gross but I miss that childhood wonder of everything being an amusement park so bad, man.
No. 2591924
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I love using outdated cringey millennial gifs in my messages. It is fun and quickly conveys the emotion I'm trying to get across.
No. 2592348
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>>2592342You should expect brain zaps if you rush that. I fucking hate ssris
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>>2592355Weed making you feel like every thought is super profound and amazing no matter the quality + ChatGPT telling you exactly what you want to hear = 11 months of this
No. 2592367
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>>2592359Nta but
>has done wonders for reigniting my creative spark.>and I have a problem with that!!! No. 2592452
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I'm drunk and I wanna fuck a serbian friend of a friend even though I prob I frogot how he looks like.
He gives me basic attention bc he's prob desperate (deduction from his words) bu sounds cute. Nonas please, I have trichotillomania, I have no levrege, how do I stop putting myself down for undesirable men? Or them above me?
I need wisdom.
No. 2592670
>>2592428>tried exercisingI already do, not very intense shit but I'm not a hikineet either.
>fixing your diet?No need to fix it either, I've always eaten healthy, I just naturally have a very low libido.
No. 2593063
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i never get approached by anyone i think its a miracle im married to begin with but an ugly man came up to me at the grocery store today and asked if i was seeing anyone and im going to feel like lil miss hot shit because of it for the rest of the evening
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>>2592359Exactly kek. Every study about it proves that weed doesn't actually make people more creative anyway, it just makes them feel like they're more creative. Sad.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35901408/ No. 2593452
>>2593450I've never been in a
toxic relationship so you have a point, all my relationships have been healthy.
No. 2593475
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I feel like I'm chasing the high of being a 13 year old weeaboo almost twenty years later by reading/watching through all the old shoujo and BL series I never got the chance to. Sometimes, I can just barely grasp that dopamine rush I used to get and then I remember that LJ is dead, tumblr is a fuck, and that I have work in the morning. Why can't I make it 2006 again?
No. 2593477
>>2593460It's not crazy or wild, it's just weird and immature. It's a betrayal of trust. I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with someone that did it, and I wouldn't do it to a partner.
>>2593468You just have to find someone mature that actually respects your privacy. Young people don't have a lot of boundaries or respect for other people.
No. 2593482
>>2593475Gosh
nonnie are you me? I've been getting back into anime seriously this year after abstaining from it since around 2018. It makes me feel all giddy again and it feels good when nothing really scratches that same itch
No. 2593488
If it makes anyone feel better, I don't look at his Instagram DMs if they're still unopened since you can't mark them as unread again so if you have a friend in a relationship and want to tell them something secure I'd suggest doing it through there or over the phone.
>>2593460I wouldn't be surprised, if I had AO3 tabs open I'd be a bit embarrassed. I respect everyone's opinion here btw and see what you all mean, I think I could go about this a different way but I just wanted to post it in the confessions thread and I don't particularly feel bad about it lol.
>>2593475I used to be obsessed with Shugo Chara.
>>2593484I would never drive drunk, I meant that I'm always the designated driver.
No. 2594025
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Randomly I'll remember the time when I was cooking a scratch-made spaghetti dinner for a moid that was two-timing me with his ex he'd talk massive shit about to me.
When I can't grow, juice, and boil down my own tomatoes for sauce I use a god damn tin of tomato paste and add the spices, garlic/onion fried in olive oil, and a bit of water and let it simmer on the stove until it's the right consistency–not that the moid in question would have known how to do any of this.
Every person I know who makes tomato sauce from scratch adds a bit of sugar. EVERYONE. Because if you don't, the sauce will taste bitter if not a bit metallic from the acid. So as I am adding the sugar to the sauce the moid entered the kitchen started laughing at me for adding sugar to the tomato sauce and acted like it was the most unusual thing he ever seen. Even after I explained this is how scratch sauce is made, not your canned Prego shit that comes pre-sugared and ready to serve. Should have known this was a sign of his devaluation of me, but I digress. Oh, and he ate the spaghet with no problem.
Not only was the fucker dead wrong that night, he actually had the audacity to come leaping into the apartment the next day after work proudly declaring he had discussed my sauce with a random bitch coworker and she totally agreed I was a weirdo for adding sugar to sauce. So that makes two lobotomized retards in the world who don't know how to cook pretending like those that do are wrong, yay! FUCK YOU.
No. 2594140
>>2594025As an Italian fav I can confirm it for you nonna. I always add sugar to tone down the acidity. You are a genius and he’s a little retard.
I’ll give you 10 pennette as a reward.
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>>2594389Are you using one of these?
No. 2594435
>>2594427No, TMI but I drink a lot of water so my stream is… healthy. I just crab leg around the bowl kek.
>>2594392>>2594412Aw don't be mean I actually am pretty grossed out by it (hence confession thread), it's a laziness thing. I have a good aim and I know when it's about to trickle down my leg so I have a ball of toilet paper ready to catch it. I only ever do it before showers so I don't feel like a piss girl all day.
>>2594419ILY
nonnie!
No. 2594437
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The Michelin man was one of my first sexual fascinations. I would like going to the automotive departments and garage of sears when I was young just so I could feel comforted by his presence, he was the kind, loving father figure that I sometimes wished I could have and his plump, enveloping figure delighted me. Seeing the Michelin man parody in ghostbusters dismayed me greatly on a Chris Chan level as a kid, but seeing his corruption as an evil, even more plump and aesthetically cute figure also intrigued me. How the fuck am I not a Deviantart inflation fetishist
No. 2594515
>>2594025Tell them to read the ingredient list on the jar sauce they're used to.
I use brown sugar myself. It lifts all the flavours to the next level and I find it needs less salt as a result.
No. 2594675
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i'm 26 this year, and i don't really drink, but i do love buying alcohol sometimes because it gives me a small ego boost when i get carded. also though i am a pathetic tech wageslave who might get laid off this december and has been desperately applying for jobs (with no luck) so i can get out before the hammer drops i feel infinitely superior to the thembie i know who is struggling to find work, and has been since november. i could be in her place easily, but for now, i will relish her failure(s) even if i recognize i'm in no real place to do so…
No. 2594768
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I just found out about electric showers. I guess the shower head contraption plugs into the wall and heats up the water to shower with. Apparently they’re super common in LatAm and the Caribbean. I’m amazed there isn’t a significant amount of deaths via electrocutions from these things.
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>>2594768kek anon, I'm not from latam but this is what my kitchen sink has. You make it sound SO trashy though kek
No. 2594778
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I look down on people who sleep around, both men and women, not in a religious way , I just find it disgusting to have sex with multiple people on the same week. I don’t say it though and just say “yeah everyone can do what they want with their bodies as long as they are safe!”, but I’m grossed out that these people would ever try to get with me under a fake guise , I want a way to fish them out of my pool without ever having contact.
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>haven't played a video game in several months
>Nigel gives me his Xbox One and a tv for my room
>introduces me to survival game which stokes my nostalgia
>end up binging the game for several hours on a work night
>didn't eat, drink, or do any self care during the time spent
>wore my glasses so I could play better
>binged the game so hard I puked from staring at the screen for too long, sweating, still played on
>died anyway and lost my character
Holy shit I am too old for this.
No. 2595065
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I have a poor memory for my own words and it severely weirds me out when people quote me. I have zero recollection of most things I say or type. People will be like "You changed my life 5 years ago when you told me xyz!" and it feels like they're talking about another person entirely.
No. 2595080
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>>2595061Makes me sad because i wanna get super autistic for a game like this again but i can't anymore.
No. 2595249
>>2595236Idk if it’s that weird people stopped wanting to hang out with
>>2595229. She wished their children death after all. I’m sure she’s giving off a vibe.
No. 2595512
>>2595229You have to honor your values nonna. If you will change your values based on reciprocity (or lack thereof), then they are not your true values and you should not be putting yourself in the position of being taken advantage of. Having boundaries and saying no pushes many so-called friends away, but the real ones understand and stick around.
It's…really hard. I don't say this lightly. My friends also have major main character syndrome and I don't find that they reciprocate much for me, I feel rather forgotten about most times but I am dependable and I show up for them–which they acknowledge as much at least. Other ex "friends" absolutely devastated me with their selfishness and greed, but they are exes for a reason. Don't fall for sunk cost fallacy, and some may surprise you when you pull back and
they chase.
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I was a discord gf of someone who was a complete loser, unemployed, smoked weed all day who went on to become an extremely rich and well known Youtube drama commentator with some extreme right wing views. My current bf has seen him appear multiple times on his Youtube homepage as he watches drama channels from time to time, and has no idea I spent every day for 3 months on video call with this person during Covid, sharing our life stories, and planning what we'd do together when lockdown was lifted. My current bf will never know about this, and would leave me instantly if he ever thought I'd be with someone like that.
No. 2595971
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>>2595967No what's worse is having your name co-opted by fucking troons
No. 2595999
>>2595980KEKKK your guess isn't there but you're close, I've seen anons mock troons by using my name so it's almost Lilith-tier.
>>2595988I'm sorry nona, my middle name is spared thankfully but I don't like it enough to use.
>Sophie CrystalThis reminds me when an anon pointed out that troons love the names given to little girls, it creeped me out enough to stop liking mine. That paired with the fact that this is all a fetish for them
No. 2596017
>>2595969kek I actually met a TIFfany who named herself Larry, no one on earth called her that and they just called her her gender neutral given name, I absolutely love it when fakebois give them self these Mr. Noodle Edwardian sideshow names that any self respecting moid would loathe having, way way better than something like Nico (God theyve all fucking named them self this at least once)
>>2595980What are some more popular current tranny names these days? I feel like these ones are pretty millennial, they seem like they picked them koff of the Ramon aFlowers girl they'd sniff the hair of and drool over and then spend their future life either skinwalking or killing themselves or bombing an abortion clinic over, but this modern batch of panty snatchers haven't even gone outside now to know any real women they're feening to turn into flesh furniture, or they've consumed so much anime porn and belle Delphine bait that they're no longer attracted to non shooped women. I feel like the name Remilia exemplifies this new batch the most, it's 4chan moeblob scroteshit with a twingeof gothic elegance to satisfy their insatiably pretentious male ego and decrepit ingrained 'goth dommy mommy' fetish, and its completely detached enough from anything a real woman would be named, so he can feel superior over those icky cissies. I also feel like Japanese names will bec0ome way way more popular with white people, I feel like whenever a troon names himself some Prussian lady in waiting name he's just compensating for what he'd really like to be named after. his sacred waifu. I remember that Saeko guy on Twitter a little bit ago who got in a spat that was sjw fag fighting between 'whats more important, racism or trannies?', and the classic sewerslvt shenanigans.
No. 2596038
>>2596020kek ive given this a lot of thought bc i hate my first name with a passion but changing it in my country is very hard.
always loved anne, anna or anastasia but they combine unfortunately with my last name. My fave is victoria but it wouldn't suit me.
i would choose alexandra.
No. 2596083
>>2595970And yet that was the standard way to pick a user name or email address for a long time, so it can't be that bad.
I think the best thing for names is something not too common but not crazy or misspelt. Maybe there should be a quota system, and if the quota is used up for that period, BD&M have to go to your parents' second or third preference name.
No. 2596092
>>2594069stop obeying instructions
maybe you're unhappy because of these things, not in spite of them
No. 2596216
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Sometimes i only post because i have a reaction image that i really want to use
No. 2596256
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I saw this meme and it reminded me that I use to undo some stitches in my roommate’s clothes whenever she didn’t do the dishes and I was mad at her
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I don't understand how fandom iceberg memes work