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No. 2621199
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Cute OP nona! What are you all eating for your lunch? I'm going to have noodles
No. 2621209
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So if anyone remembers or cares, my mom's friend's teenage son who used AI filters to disguise himself as an Asian woman so he could scam horny men online out of hundreds of dollars was never punished by his parents after both of them found out. His dad is proud of him, and he's currently on progress to get his driver's license.
No. 2621213
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>>2621199I had a fancy deli sub for my lunch today. Dinner is bruschetta and carbonara
No. 2621214
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>>2621199Thank you nonna! I packed 6 cans of chewna today.
No. 2621223
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>>2621198Why are we having lunch at 2am?
No. 2621246
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So extremely fatigued but can’t sleep. Body feels like it’s being weighed down. I want to join this meal-themed thread but it’s almost 1am. I just know that when I wake up I’ll feel just as tired. I need to come off tjese meds but also don’t want to return to my previous mental state. Save me Dr House please save me. Sometimes I imagine him sitting by my bed and bullying me into making better decisions,
No. 2621256
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I went back into playing Genshit after like 2 years of not playing it and lurking the past drama and controversies and found this in a Reddit thread full of nerdy scrotes calling these tweets from some Korean woman behind Furina’s VA “hate speech” kek. God I missed so much apparently, has to be the most drama-generating of gacha games
No. 2621257
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>>2621223We've just worked a long 9 day shift at McDonald's on our first day so we deserve a break even if it's at 2am.
No. 2621269
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His Majesty’s Government will never take Lolcor away from me nor will it subject me to its technocratic grip… I will give my life for these pleasant pastures
No. 2621286
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>>2621278Mmmm thank you nonna
No. 2621309
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buhhhhhhh
No. 2621330
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>>2621199Soon, I'll have some pizza for dinner, with some nice, cold stout.
No. 2621340
I've arrived at Chapter 320 of War and Peace. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel, though the next novel I pick up will probably be worse.
>>2621330I love stouts so much, enjoy your dinner! I pray that the cat got some pizza.
No. 2621360
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>>2621340Me too, noni! Definitely my favourite type of beer.
Back when my cat was alive, she would also beg for anything I was eating. I'd try to pick some small pieces of meat out of my food (that were not like pepperoni or salami) and clean it a bit out of its seasonings and grease before giving it to her. Miss that kitty.
No. 2621372
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the genocide in gaza keeps reminding me that i pegged an israeli guy but never let him fuck and it makes me disappointed that i didn't hurt him more when i had the chance
No. 2621379
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>>2621372I'm both disgusted and intrigued. Details, pretty please. Did he act like a fag in denial?
No. 2621388
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>>2621379he was 1000% closeted, i had just gotten out of a relationship and was feeling froggy and agreed to peg this israeli guy and he went down on me but i wouldn't let him put anything in me because i felt like he was at the least bi. anyways after it was over he asked me if i would hold his dick while he peed and i said no and immediately left.
No. 2621393
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one, two, i'm coming for you
No. 2621429
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>>2621426That's an incredible talent! What accent does she have? I want to say Castillian.
No. 2621455
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I miss noodles
No. 2621467
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>>2621389stop chewing on the wires, how i'm supposed to go online shit talking people without my internet now?
No. 2621473
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>>2621467Third wall creature, chewing on it massages the wires and makes your wifi faster
No. 2621498
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Where are all the vocafags on this site I know Im not the only one
No. 2621504
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>>2621495Unless they have multiple sets of brushes, they're reusing them on other clients that day. Which is gross. I always think about pop up video and finding out the singer from this video found the shoot unpleasant bc her makeup was done by a "dutch woman with stinky fingers". It might have been "sticky" tho Idk
No. 2621507
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>>2621501They use a waterless brush cleaner and are still wiping the brushes on someone else's face. It'll probably disinfect some stuff but not really
No. 2621515
>>2621499Yeah that's why I said "usually". But ofcourse there are alternative hygienic ways.
>>2621500I see.
>>2621501What about eyeshadow?
No. 2621531
>>2621507This is the weirdest argument I've ever had. Instead of asking questions you are just assuming things with limited knowledge and then telling me these assumptions like they are fact. Yes there is brush disinfectant. No that's not all that is used. If a MUA cannot clean their brushes between clients they will make use of an assistant who can or use a whole new brush set. The brush disinfectant is used after the brushes have been cleaned. If a brush is being cleaned with a waterless cleaner and being reused it is because it is being used on the same client with a different colour product, not because it is being used on a different person.
>>2621515Eyeshadows and other powders are scraped off with a disinfected tool onto a palette as needed and the dust is picked up by a brush and applied to the client.
No. 2621533
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Today when I got back from my lunch break my coworker got mad at me for something she forgot to tell me to do…
No. 2621535
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>>2621498i like len and rin
No. 2621537
File: 1753499712827.jpg (49.67 KB, 800x534, t.jpg)
>>2621531This just sounds like desperate back pedaling from a makeup technician. I see you. I know what you are.
No. 2621544
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>>2621498I can only reach Luka's notes.
No. 2621545
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not too many hours from this hour so looooooooong the stoooorm comes or is it just another showaaaa
No. 2621548
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>>2621537>>2621540I was trained in cosmetology as it was a mandatory unit alongside massage therapy, as I needed massage therapy to go into physiotherapy. I worked as a MUA assistant and was trained in makeup application, and not using the same brushes for clients was basic hygiene 101. Idk why you are acting like I am suspicious, you could have just asked me all of this.
No. 2621552
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>>2621535Based taste
nonny No. 2621568
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A few weeks ago I realized that my tif coworker wears a packer because it was very obvious in sweatpants (which she was wearing in violation of the business casual dress code because standards are for cissies I guess). I have struggled to take her seriously since then. I can't imagine just walking around with a fake package shoved down your pants all day, like how do you even keep a straight face.
No. 2621586
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>>2621209finally a fellow nona who watches this show
No. 2621591
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I hate, hate, hate that I can't look up most of my favorite things on tumblr without seeing some form of porn or fetish content! Why does it need to exist on tumblr? Why can't I look up something as simple as "makeup" without having to wade through so many nude posts and thirst traps. I literally saw a tranny's dick out and proud in the makeup tag! What the fuck?! Why do they infest anything leaning "girly". I can't look up "high heels" without seeing porn. I had to mute and block anything trans related because so many sissy fetishists clogged the tags for shit like makeup or dresses or the like. I can't even look up my favorite animal, pigs, without seeing fat fetish posts! It's horrible, horrible, horrible!
No. 2621595
>>2621576What is it supposed to do?
I am just feeling horny.
No. 2621616
>>2621591Sorry
nonny but this made me want to rewatch fresh prince of bell air.
No. 2621661
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>>2621656Not tonight nona
No. 2621704
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>>2621498Over here
nonny, don’t we have a thread?
No. 2621712
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>>2621137Great, tell us how it went, nona!
I'm logging off now and won't use a screen for many hours.
No. 2621741
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>>2621498Late 2000s to early 2010s was the golden age of vocaloid. But teto's new design is cute.
No. 2621755
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>>2621638KEK anon you reminded me of picrel
>>2621713Wtf even is this?
No. 2621766
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>>2621752The best times were binging all the songs on youtube, theorizing about music videos in the comment section, making fanart and downloading your faves to your mp3 player, attending cons with my friends and getting matching nendoroid plushies. Also Luka's V2 is superior to this day, why does she sound like Miku now? Her design was much cooler imo too. They all have iron or vitamin D deficiency because their hair is thin and stringy as fuck. I'm glad I could be cringe and free back then and not have to worry about whatever lame discourse gen alpha gets into.
No. 2621772
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I feel dumber than most anons because I don't understand the big words some of you use and even after looking up the meanings I still don't. Still don't get what 'interiority' means and the dictionary isn't helping
No. 2621774
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>>2621772I am ESL and sometimes i have to delete my post several times to rewrite it because i cannot figure out how to write a coherent string of sentences.
No. 2621780
>>2621769I get that the app needs to process such data but storing them is malicious
>>2621772There is pidgin for you
No. 2621783
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>looks like she has is in underwear with her pants down
why are female uniforms like this?
No. 2621785
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>>2621783That's why long skirts are better
No. 2621787
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>>2621766I miss v2 era. I used to craft these silly paper figures of my favorite vocaloids because I couldn’t afford figures kek good times
No. 2621967
There's a zest growing on my nose wing and it's so fucking annoying. Can't make facial expressions or eat without it hurting because my nose moved 1 mm. Why the fucking nose wing out of all the possible areas on my face? Fucking stupid shit.
Unrelated but I'm gathering spooky corridor pictures for some aesthetic thing I'm making and it reminded me of my time back when I was in college, we had a physics lab in the laboratory building, everyone finished early and left and only I and the professor remained. I finally finished my experiment and showed her and she graded me then left. I went back to my stuff and organized my bag and made sure I have everything on me before leaving and checked if the bus is out by the gates or not. I exited the lab then froze in the corridor. I forgot which direction I came from that leads to the elevator as this was the second or third floor. I never came to this building before and only did so for the physics laboratory and usually with a group of friends, this was the first time I had to navigate it alone. I opened my phone in hopes for calling for help because the building was empty and I was all alone in it, even the cleaning staff left because it was late at noon and their work ends by then. I kept going back and forth between corridors, doors that lead to balconies that connected to an opposite side of the building, the bathroom that had 2 doors each connected to an opposite side of corridor. It all looked the exact same. No signs. There were broken clocks hanging from the ceiling as well and red neon signs that were stuck at the same numbers and letters and made no sense. The emptiness and quietness started to get suffocating. Until…I found the fire escape stairs. Finally! Salvation! I went down the stairs as quick as I can, existed the building at last and saw the sun and fresh air again. The signal came back to my phone and I told my friends about this crazy experience and they promised to always wait for me and escort me out or at least make sure I know the way in and out next time. I ran to catch the bus and survived. But imagine what would've happened if I haven't? I'd stay there to the next day until someone finds me. The university didn't have means of contacting my family to tell them if something is off either and my parents wouldn't have known how to look up the number of the university to call it. This shit gave me claustrophobia of liminal space-like places. On a separate occasion I also lost my friends in a mall I went to with them for the first time ever and never been to before, I went to buy some jewelry as gifts to guests at home while my friends went to the parking lot, when I returned I didn't know which way they went to reach the parking lot, thankfully this time the phone signal works and I called and they came to pick me up and we got ice cream on the way out to calm me down. I legitimately can't go out to an unfamiliar place without a tardwrangler, kinda sad.
No. 2622437
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>>2621595it took me forever to understand that phrase. i think i get it now
No. 2622447
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i can’t get over my phone addiction and now i am overeating and i know i am just doing it out of self hatred and inability to go back to whoi was but i can’t seem to pull myself to do anything productive or creative like i used to i am dying and braindead and stuck HELP!
No. 2622536
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>>2622533I know a sweet little lamb with red mittens who will always stay pure
No. 2622545
>>2622498Advanced English. Get on my level. Jokes aside I learned this because of plastic surgery stuff because they get hyperspecific about nose parts for the nose job. Educational in a weird way.
>>2622506The rest of the post isn't about my nose though but about some experiences of getting lost and stuck in places I had lol. It would be weird if I wrote a long post about a zit on my nose lmao. I did mistype zit as zest like an idiot though.
No. 2622550
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My tummy hurt
No. 2622561
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>>2622519Age is a blessing not afforded to many anon, we should cherish it
No. 2622580
>>2622561This almost made me start crying until
>>2622575 made me laugh fuck you.
No. 2622658
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>>2622638
Those women don't seem like anons Imo
No. 2622666
>>2622219Curious. Because the oldfags usually would make you believe the opposite. I guess those were their nostalgia goggles all this time.
>>2622660Mostly i think so too, but i saw one anon said she made an account out of curiosity right before it got hacked, kek Poor nonna.
No. 2622708
>>2622668I think women who visit a anonymous IB to protect themselves from backlash wouldn't be willing to tie themselves to an app that requires ID.
The app is a good idea, don't get me wrong, but having it tied directly to your irl self is dumb. If this leak didn't happen, then a moid would sue for defamation later on and the company would straight up have to give your details to cover their ass.
No. 2622719
>>2622717They think women's body hair is dirty because scrotes chronically project and believe that women are unironically walking about with shit in their pubic hair and mold on their underarms since they know
men do.
No. 2622724
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>>2622708I don't like apps tbh. I got addicted to archie riverdale rescue and spent real money acquiring in-app characters and advantages. That had real life consequences for me, so no more apps unless necessary
No. 2622738
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>>2622724Archie Riverdale Rescue will pay for it's crimes
No. 2622744
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>>2622738It's taken care of but ty anon, I really appreciate that
No. 2622746
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>>2622723It makes you a powerful witch.
No. 2622832
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Wanted to post something wholesome about the Undertale thingie memories whatever.
Got reblogged by an insanely corrupted thirst account poster who still has a disgusting crush on my fucking art mascot.
No. 2622851
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Sitting in dumbass shit because I’m stupid and thats why my husband is disappointed in me nonas please hold me
No. 2622863
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>click random youtube video on my recommended
>guy narrating video has the exact same humor and manner of speaking as my husbando
ghh…
No. 2622876
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>>2622862>go on lolcow's dumbass shit thread where things are supposed to be fun>khhv complaining about nigelfagsmust be a day that ends in y
No. 2622897
File: 1753573640507.gif (4.99 MB, 540x378, Dune (1984) directed by David …)
Prepare the cattleships
No. 2622952
File: 1753576547515.jpeg (615.49 KB, 1179x649, IMG_4484.jpeg)
how are streamers so skinny
No. 2622966
File: 1753577072008.jpg (288.26 KB, 1295x844, Screenshot_20250727_034241_Sam…)
Looked up a movie and Google showed me this. I'm in awe and shock at the same time (same thing?). There were some lesbian movie posters too but they were all elegant and romantic with floral designs.
No. 2622992
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>>2622952I want to see her fight grimes
No. 2623001
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normally I'm completely nonapologetic as long as I keep it to the appropriate containment zone but finally realized my crush killed another farmer's crush and now I feel a bit guilty about posting about him. alas, such is life.
No. 2623029
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>>2623018Tmi, especially the "craving beef" part. Jfc
No. 2623037
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>>2623022literal murder. though the concept of accidentally ruining someone's crush or fictional homewrecking is funny and I wish that was what happened even if I'd still be guilty about it.
No. 2623041
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>>2623029>TmiYou are weak anon
No. 2623045
File: 1753580527542.gif (1.06 MB, 498x376, 86b9b766d5a7e73303b14d7290b6be…)
>>2623037Well, almost then
>>2623041They're fine on their own but together it grosses me out for some reason. I actually still remember how dharma got her first period on "dharma and greg" and it was eating "a big greasy hamburger". She thought they were connected bc her character grew up vegetarian and maybe that impacted me
No. 2623056
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i miss having a cat
No. 2623064
File: 1753581557686.webp (Spoiler Image,43.03 KB, 640x480, IMG_5215.webp)
Spoilered the image cause it’s a spoiler for the new episode of South Park, not because it’s nsfw. But holy hell, the new episode is a fucking masterpiece. I’m going to watch it again because I know I missed some subtle shit due to laughing so loud. Run don’t walk nonnies
No. 2623072
File: 1753582337162.png (2.63 MB, 2000x1334, face.png)
>>2623063I just eat more food in general but it's very common for women to crave organ meats while pregnant. They are very rich in iron and nutritious. Also do you anons see a face in this picrel or am I maladaptively daydreaming?
No. 2623074
File: 1753582831382.png (232.11 KB, 644x400, Face attempt.png)
>>2623072There is the term "Pareidolia" for seeing faces in things without actual faces. I think I see one, is this what you see?
No. 2623083
File: 1753583117503.jpg (33.27 KB, 564x465, 1000004246.jpg)
nonnas please share your pets names with me. my cats name is tofu
No. 2623105
File: 1753584859962.jpg (Spoiler Image,62.17 KB, 1110x740, balut.jpg)
>>2623104No seriously nona it even has a similar name. Look at it.
Look!! No. 2623127
File: 1753586265249.jpg (72.08 KB, 581x774, cute-teddy-bear-bumblebee-wall…)
>>2623111Sorry nona. I like looking at things
No. 2623167
>>2623105I've been meaning on trying to eat this on my conquest of eggs tbh.
Century eggs btw are fantastic.
No. 2623171
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>>2623167What other eggs have you been trying on to eat nona?
No. 2623176
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>>2623083my dog is named sheila. she also goes by lala and stinky
pic unrel
No. 2623178
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>>2623173I think quail eggs are neat. I like looking at a variety of eggs and especially eggs with speckles or cool patterns
No. 2623179
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>>2623083One is choco cause she's brown and cute. The other I cannot say because it'll probably identify me kek
No. 2623182
>>2623083I have a hamster called Charlie.
>>2623176KEKK
No. 2623183
File: 1753588774403.png (868.89 KB, 900x600, unnamed.png)
>>2623180Kek it's an african fat tailed gecko. I believe what's making the one in that picture look like that is just the camera quality + the fact that they have bumpy scales. Their scales are very unique for a reptile, picrel!
No. 2623184
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>>2623181Have you ever eaten any crazy wild eggs? One of my dogs has soft mouth and naturally knows how to fetch so Imo her breed was probably used to hunt for wild eggs
No. 2623187
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>>2623183I can see in some areas he looks bumpy. This is really cool nona. If I had one of these, I would be very happy
No. 2623190
>>2623184Not yet, only so far as duck egg and quail egg. I'm focused in on egg dishes where egg the central point.
>>2623185I saw a show mention onsen eggs and I thought it was cool how many things people can do with eggs, I wanted to try them all.
No. 2623195
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>mom and i have genetic anomaly resulting in white blonde eyebrows despite dark brown hair
>I get tired of creating eyebrows for myself every morning and buy some Just For Men beard dye
>Turns out slick as fuck. Mom is interested in trying
>agree to help her dye her eyebrows
>apply it for her
>after 5 mins she is immediately panicking
>claims it will make her look like groucho marx
>tell her to relax, it just looks crazy now but will turn out good.
>the darker it gets the more she freaks out
>realize the woman is 53 and has never seen her own eyebrows and that this might turn out to be very shocking for her
>Start prepping her for what it will look like after she washes off the dye
"it will look crazy at first but that's just because you have to shape them after, then they will look nice like mine, okay?"
>Have to stop her 4 separate times from washing it off early
>she finally washes it off and looks in the mirror
>immediately panics
>start thinking that this is like warning a cat the blender is about to be turned on but they don't understand english so they are surprised by the loud noise anyway
>explain to her again that it only looks crazy because it dyed all the hair in the eyebrow area including peach fuzz, hand her her tweezers so she can shape them
>she is still too shocked by her appearance to function and starts turning around in circles like a malfunctioning robot
>I can't reach her eyebrows because she is much taller than me
>make her sit on the bathroom floor with me and just let me do it
>spend 20 mins on the bathroom floor tweezing my mother's eyebrows
>okay done
>she stands up and looks in the mirror
>"oh they're nice now"
>….that's what i fucking told you from the start
Later on that night I offer to draw her a diagram of how to pluck her eyebrows the way I did it. She refuses and states that she will never attempt it herself and instead just come to me. Okay. Apparently if you live for half a century without eyebrows they are a very scary thing.
No. 2623198
File: 1753589484251.gif (147.22 KB, 250x172, tumblr_ml0loibL841qlsrn9o1_250…)
>>2623195Kek
>>2623196>plus i live in a shithole and no one knows about star trek.Idk why but this made me laugh too
No. 2623212
File: 1753590733074.png (982.72 KB, 747x748, the art's cute tho.png)
It's a cute concept but you can tell it's gonna be the cheapest possible crap products kek.
No. 2623216
File: 1753590983389.png (357.41 KB, 662x406, Screenshot 2025-07-27 003604.p…)
The new south park is funny kek
No. 2623235
>>2623216Watched it with my mom, both of us thought it was pretty meh
There was some funny jokes like Cartman and Butters trying to kill themselves in the car and the saddam callbacks.
No. 2623238
File: 1753592538802.jpg (104.96 KB, 1024x576, MV5BMWEyZDQ1ZTctMGJiYi00N2Y5LW…)
>>2623235I posted that before the episode was over but omg I'm tired of hearing about trump. Imo that is the actual reason colbert got canceled, it was only boomers watching it bc they're retired and have nothing else to talk about other than trump. I used to watch colbert before he only talked about trump. It's obviously going to get boring after so many years, even if he is still making himself the center of attention. It's like they can't comprehend that the issue is we're tired of hearing about it. Their best episodes are about social things like lice, food network and lesbians. Somehow the messaging is edgier and more topical that way. I think the creators hang out with rich people who only talk about trump so this is the best they can do rn. I'm going back to my "lost" rewatch
No. 2623245
>>2623238Yeah agreed, I hate trump as much as everyone else should but I’m also sick to death of hearing about him everyday
I agree that south park’s more slice of life turned crazy episodes are the most fun though, personal favorites are probably fatbeard, the list and any episode with the goth kids.
No. 2623247
File: 1753593564263.jpeg (46.32 KB, 640x489, xnjmfthipouc1.jpeg)
>>2623245My goth friend in hs was exactly like the female one but really funny too
No. 2623255
File: 1753594129297.jpg (57.72 KB, 1000x981, 61KseCHh9NL._UF1000,1000_QL80_…)
>>2623248I'm not sure about poe. She was super into stabbing westward. Apparently the singer isn't allowed to visit san francisco bc "there is a girl there who he loves too much". Most of this has been removed from the internet so I think you nonas might find that neat
No. 2623260
File: 1753594843601.jpg (16.76 KB, 201x251, 7654567.jpg)
Well I guess I better do more work now. I hope you nonas are having a pleasant evening and this doesn't count as too much yaoi
No. 2623269
>>262308510/10
>>26230902/10
>>26231035/10
>>26231746/10
>>2623176if you are Australian then sheila is a 9/10 name for a dog. 7/10 anywhere else
>>26231798/10
>>26231827/10
>>26231966/10, there are better star trek names nonna
No. 2623289
File: 1753596665337.gif (826.15 KB, 500x440, a28a03dbdc82debf8d96af282fe008…)
>>2623285Nona is just salty, these are fair and accurate ratings
No. 2623339
File: 1753600664280.jpg (64.46 KB, 755x679, static-assets-upload1016075520…)
What's with the uptick in moid posting as of late? We've had more infiltrations than usual, I can’t be the only one to notice this right?
No. 2623371
File: 1753602064171.gif (2.55 MB, 480x360, 7654567.gif)
Are there any other nonnies staying up to get things done?
No. 2623378
File: 1753602269653.jpeg (566.75 KB, 1125x1074, IMG_0337.jpeg)
Good night nonnas I’ll see you all tomorrow
No. 2623494
File: 1753613503617.gif (23.28 KB, 220x143, squidward-spongebob-meme.gif)
my eyes were dry so i put some eye drops that expired in 2024 in them and now i feel like picrel
No. 2623502
File: 1753614021997.jpg (23.72 KB, 174x248, 1.jpg)
thinking about that one Canadian hotel ad or whatever where the desklady feels sorry for the American tourist and hugs him, thing is, he's an expired white moid, the least affected of all demographics, bruh
No. 2623513
File: 1753614681520.jpg (85.1 KB, 337x500, He's_All_That.jpg)
>>2623502This man is so ugly. Terrible movie, why they keep making awful remakes. It's like this, who needed this????
No. 2623517
File: 1753614894822.webp (276.25 KB, 990x1320, ade9edef-5440-44a7-baf9-892d47…)
>>2623083Lionel, my love (cat looks very similar to my cat)
No. 2623563
File: 1753619437111.jpg (2.89 MB, 4080x3060, 1000034862.jpg)
Time for my favourite biscuits!
No. 2623566
File: 1753619539053.jpg (Spoiler Image,308.55 KB, 1000x1605, 1000023131.jpg)
scrotes will literally turn anything into loli and/or furry porn, no exceptions, probably was even one of the rule of da internez back in the days
No. 2623569
File: 1753619632459.gif (66.23 KB, 112x112, 1000085506.gif)
>>2623563Let's share them.
No. 2623580
File: 1753620299769.jpeg (36.11 KB, 680x593, kms.jpeg)
>>2623494Nona why is this a gif? Is squidward going to jumpscare me if I look at it longer? Is he watching?
No. 2623585
File: 1753620466687.jpg (81.74 KB, 736x613, 4ec05da0fc80282cb05a607c190779…)
>>2623566>scrotes turn everything into loli or furry pornOr even just porn in general. They never not think with their dicks and balls. Here, enjoy some cat to human art that's actually
good.
No. 2623589
File: 1753620752391.png (134.83 KB, 400x400, pet_nekosuna.png)
I wish I could have a kitty cat because they're cute, curious, and funny pets but I cannot get past the concept of a litter box. Everything about it makes me want to puke, it's one of the most disturbing biohazards that's just commonly accepted and I hate it. I'm not a fan of dogs, but I'm glad that at least the process of taking care of excrement is a little more clean.
No. 2623593
File: 1753620949043.png (197.28 KB, 728x564, why.png)
Thought this was someone making fun of the whole ugly beige nursery thing, it's not. It's an ad
No. 2623597
File: 1753621151476.jpg (687.01 KB, 1080x1774, 1000026468.jpg)
>>2623593Here's an article on how being a beige mom basically ruins your baby's development. The concept of a beige mom is hilarious because it's always about what the mom wants for her house's aesthetics being put over what the baby needs.
No. 2623600
File: 1753621302709.jpg (623.58 KB, 1051x1403, 1000026470.jpg)
>>2623597So there. Everything being beige is a boring "aesthetic", and it hinders your baby from learning.
No. 2623616
File: 1753622200007.jpg (9.51 KB, 320x240, 20240525_125705.jpg)
I'm gonna watch every single youtube video posted in the autism thread over and over until I get my dream autism heaven youtube recommended page. Wish me luck nonas
No. 2623619
File: 1753622316527.jpg (116.69 KB, 593x1000, lx-GOCCIOLEALCIOCCOLATOPAVESI-…)
>>2623563The G in Gocciole stands for gourmet finery of the gods
No. 2623635
File: 1753623596272.png (316.35 KB, 1284x1468, IMG_9739.png)
>labussbuss
No. 2623816
File: 1753632788752.jpg (263.6 KB, 1200x551, 86473312_p0_master1200 - Copy …)
i watched Kpop Demon Hunters, it's so corny but it's made me smile, i think this is very much for a pre teen female audience, i think i'd be happy if i saw young girls having this as their special interest instead of getting groomed online. picrel unrelated
No. 2623846
>>2623776If it stops me from playing cinematic games though, might be an issue worldwide. Not a fan of porn in most circumstances, but I
do need access to nude humans to draw anatomy…
Some people are saying the law is snowballing
already; something about Wikipedia feeling threatened due to the vagueness of the law? I'm not from the UK but…
No. 2623908
>>2623906Yeah, that's literally nothing
Maybe OP is a midget
No. 2623910
File: 1753636554499.jpg (63.25 KB, 464x565, 1000026474.jpg)
Marina you dumb bitch, why are you afraid of getting wet if you're a sea creature?
No. 2623920
>>2623906Anon talks about tea
s, if she's anything like me she can drink 900 calories worth in a single day
No. 2623925
File: 1753636934809.jpg (71.48 KB, 640x731, fbcbf4cb3721e770cb634a4a2ca891…)
Praying that the weather prognosis for a full day of rain on tuesday so I can finally play some vidya without my pc turning my bedroom into an inhospitable sauna
No. 2623961
File: 1753638489317.jpg (19.05 KB, 400x240, Ly0nxqk - Imgur.jpg)
>>2623910huh i didn't even notice that octopus villagers actually wore rain jackets even though i've had cephalobot and zucker on my island at some point kek. it's kinda interesting because frog villagers i think are the only ones that won't use umbrellas/ raincoats if it's raining.
No. 2623999
File: 1753640104181.jpg (31.15 KB, 719x719, 1000087571.jpg)
I downloaded the Lolcow app from the app store and logged in but it won't show the /snow/ board I feel like i wasted my time
No. 2624072
File: 1753642759339.gif (14.62 MB, 374x498, 1000085711.gif)
>>2624051Oh shit you're right! Omw to find my farmer's permit, I think it's buried underneath my TV licence.
No. 2624082
File: 1753643185470.jpg (113.58 KB, 735x508, e8961f69311ef81ee0a6b5804117be…)
Nonnas I was trying to make a pasta dish and I didn't know the difference between a clove of garlic and a head of garlic. I feel like a retarded moid.
No. 2624085
File: 1753643330884.jpeg (42.71 KB, 894x894, IMG_4234.jpeg)
Ohh the sunday scaries are hitting
No. 2624089
File: 1753643580018.jpg (160.33 KB, 776x954, 1000023138.jpg)
>it's real
what the fuck
No. 2624199
File: 1753647275272.jpeg (269.72 KB, 2048x1528, IMG_0338.jpeg)
>>2624085Don’t be scared nonna I’ll protect you
No. 2624367
>>2624320Not calling you a male but the
>she has 5000 friendsFeels an awful lot like the moid cope where the say every lonely women can get a boyfriend easily when what they really mean is "you can have sex with the biggest loser". Those aren't friends, though are shallow interactions through a social media platform.
No. 2624385
File: 1753652906383.jpg (368.7 KB, 3088x1440, Screenshot_20250728_004633_Sam…)
This movie is already so peak because of this line. Damn right.
No. 2624395
>>2624367which is exactly what I was making fun of
parasocialization starts with "wanting to be the friend" of randos you genuinely know nothing of
No. 2624434
File: 1753654112939.jpg (82.06 KB, 1024x768, 6217502_1428473_agentzero2827_…)
Anyways what were you guys talking about
No. 2624494
File: 1753655257542.png (142.86 KB, 450x438, 1637001849318.png)
I have a hard time trusting VPNs. So just with a single click and some $$$ you're willing to hide my maybe-maybe-not illegal activities? As simple as that? As if.
No. 2624521
File: 1753655830342.jpg (46.08 KB, 567x584, 1000167730.jpg)
>>2624494I love these pictures.
No. 2624524
File: 1753655883559.jpg (68.49 KB, 640x480, 113ccabc-ed71-4da0-960b-5b587b…)
>>2624494yea i don't know all the details about it but i think vpns usually end up selling your data to data brokers and stuff and they see everything you're doing. so while your browsing info might not be visible to your internet provider per se other people can still view what you're doing. there's no such thing as true privacy when using the internet.
i mostly just use my vpn so i can pirate shit without my internet provider screaming at us. my tard brother has caused my household to get multiple threats of our internet getting shut down because he tries downloading shit like spongebob in czech or whatever kek (and i'm not making that up btw he's obsessed with watching cartoons in other languages but doesn't understand that you can't just pirate stuff in burgerland without any protection)
No. 2624532
>>2624524a VPN is not meant not designed for privacy, it's meant to give you a Virtual access to a Private Network (here the Internet from any set country)
anonymity on the Internet can only be theoretically approached by using the Onion protocol or something to that effect
No. 2624534
>>2624494Kek they’re marketed like that but the reality is that VPN services are compelled to give your information when subpoenaed by law enforcement. Furthermore, if you’re paying for the VPN with a credit card/payment system linked with your legal identity it’s not like you’re entirely anonymous from the get go either.
Best case scenario you pay for a VPN with something untraceable like crypto and the service has a short period of time they retain customer info. Mullvad I know is good about this. Regardless, if a government entity was dead set on tracing you and your activity a VPN isn’t going to save you.
No. 2624667
File: 1753659783815.jpg (55.56 KB, 392x386, hq720_2.jpg)
>grabs phone but doesn't dial anything
>"Hello, spiderman? (Name) won't finish his meal!"
My granma used to do that with my brother when we were little kids. This stuff is so endearing and seeing it in memes is funny and makes me die of cuteness!
No. 2624740
File: 1753661759869.png (69.15 KB, 235x446, assadsad.png)
>>2624254>check her amazon wishlist>find picreltopkek
No. 2624858
File: 1753664684166.webp (20.39 KB, 860x484, lg.webp)
>>2624254I'm probably just cynical but that video and her channel strike me as very insincere and performative.
No. 2624878
File: 1753665234211.jpg (2.8 MB, 4032x3024, image.jpg)
Look at how well I coiled my earphones
No. 2624975
File: 1753668830981.jpeg (665.42 KB, 1125x1100, IMG_0345.jpeg)
>>2624953She looks like the girl in middle school who wrote her notes in ten different colored sharpies but had a solid B average no matter the subject.
No. 2624979
File: 1753668944892.gif (122.62 KB, 267x200, clapforher.gif)
>>2624974She is a star.
YOU. WILL. CLAP.
No. 2624992
File: 1753669428545.webp (31.76 KB, 640x640, never-ending-cycle-v0-s2cfnkep…)
>hungry
>eat
>few hours later
>hungry again
why are we here? just to suffer?
No. 2625004
File: 1753669924926.png (1.12 MB, 1080x1345, 1000044331.png)
My one eye gets fucked up if I stare at small things too much (phone screen, words while reading a book) it's annoying but cost of glasses annoys me even more. Closing one eye helps but looks stupid and also makes things worse in the long run (or so i've heard)
No. 2625055
>>2625049Kek
nonnie the rizzler is some fat zoomer kid and the metoo movement well… forget it
No. 2625056
File: 1753672204206.jpeg (128.74 KB, 828x560, IMG_4863.jpeg)
i'm getting a haircut tomorrow nonnies i'm so excited because my hair is so messy and overgrown rn
No. 2625124
File: 1753677484459.gif (5.35 KB, 400x300, buoyancy.gif)
Make good graphics
No. 2625126
File: 1753677683357.jpg (25.05 KB, 612x508, LPA_1304888571.jpg)
Goodnight anons!
No. 2625132
File: 1753678497647.jpg (27.79 KB, 720x703, 7ec07cc35be35d7ea6af5d6a3fbb7b…)
>>2625126sweet dreams
nonnie No. 2625171
File: 1753684275781.png (8.71 MB, 1125x2436, IMG_6788.png)
>>2625125>what haircut do you getPicrel is what I show my hairdresser! It’s just a mid length cut with long layers, face framing pieces, and some bangs. I think it’s universally flattering on everyone pretty much kek
I empathize so much with the upkeep plight, I’ve had bangs for years and have a bad habit of letting them grow out way too long before getting them cut again. But you’re suppose to get your bangs cut every three weeks on top of the every six weeks cut and who has time for that?
No. 2625213
File: 1753689378183.jpg (16.82 KB, 275x274, 1750836162249.jpg)
damn some nonnas are going to sleep and I'm waiting here to join my first work meeting of the day kek
No. 2625238
File: 1753692344478.png (1.61 MB, 1606x774, hats seem trendy no.png)
the osomatsu character in the middle of all these sadistics dudes is sending me
No. 2625290
File: 1753698751183.jpeg (82.96 KB, 440x586, IMG_8786.jpeg)
I miss Moo Deng. Shes not dead I just miss seeing her everywhere on social media
No. 2625325
File: 1753702062902.gif (7.4 MB, 512x288, 2ee (1).gif)
>see obvious bait post
>mad, spend 10 minutes googling shit to debunk
>spend another 5 minutes typing then deleting then typing and rewording reply
>suddenly angels descend from heaven
>whisper into my ear "none of this matters"
>none of this matters
>close tab, hide thread
No. 2625408
File: 1753708351542.gif (1.39 MB, 498x204, IMG_0186.gif)
clopclopclop where is everybody oh yeah it’s monday
No. 2625414
File: 1753708664108.png (339.13 KB, 762x754, Screenshot 2025-07-28 at 15.15…)
I already finished my coffee for today and I made an additional black tea but it's not enough
No. 2625535
File: 1753713929460.jpg (34.06 KB, 500x383, 1000083549.jpg)
Me looking at retarded kids in the comments section of bato who can't read despite being on a site dedicated to reading.
No. 2625675
File: 1753717976813.jpg (77.24 KB, 600x480, md_6qpjvj_5eb4e147db03f241966b…)
>>2625414Have another coffee nona…It's almost midnight and I'm having one.
(ai outside of containment) No. 2625860
File: 1753724455006.gif (845.21 KB, 320x180, NO ONE CARES.gif)
>>2625535>>2625537reading retards' comments whiteknighting the Dark Elf in The Invisible Man And His Soon-To-Be Wife because characters get tired of his genki personality and that's bullying somehow and he's some perfect little
victim, he's super cute tho, i'd go gaga over him too.
No. 2625958
File: 1753729849685.jpg (10.75 KB, 199x228, 87y65678.jpg)
Sweet…water… Could it truly be?? yechhhehhhah
No. 2626003
File: 1753731444186.jpg (11.83 KB, 268x191, 76527.jpg)
>>2625958samefag, but I thought my thirst…would tohrture me…foar eternnnity
No. 2626049
File: 1753733005560.jpg (10.77 KB, 271x275, 1613149774682.jpg)
I barely use Instagram anymore, I just log in to talk to my old internet friends. I hate what it's become. I miss the days when it was full of endearingly cringe fellow weebs who had hetalia and black butler roleplay accounts and accounts that posted anime crack videos or amvs. Nowadays it's all misogynistic low-iq redpill alpha-male moids that act like apes and comment vile things and attention-seeking OF thots that fake autism and pretend like they were always into anime and videogames to pander to incel moids kek
No. 2626115
File: 1753734620785.png (864.43 KB, 828x690, IMG_3395.png)
i'm going to fucking murder everything in sight if my mom keeps listening to her weird vampire omegaverse audiobooks out loud. i've begged her for months to just use headphones but she always just tells me that they hurt her ears. i for one believe that i've suffered far more psychological damage by overhearing all this cringe smut being read in some monotone ai man's voice than anything her ears could ever go through.
No. 2626234
File: 1753739520779.webp (37.47 KB, 360x820, Mr._Hankey_transparent.webp)
>>2626233Well gee anon, I think it is an official spelling? You kids teach me new things evvyday
No. 2626238
File: 1753739703700.png (127.07 KB, 250x265, 1567835691532.png)
>>2626204Idk why that was so funny
No. 2626241
File: 1753739793363.jpg (654.09 KB, 1440x1928, Screenshot_20250729_005538_Pin…)
Found this on Pinterest KEK. The link unfortunately doesn't work.
No. 2626246
>>2626240There's no dash, it's an acronym. A-log comes from the shortened name of a guy who would then go on to be known as the first alogger. You guys are
triggering my autism.
No. 2626282
>>2626240It
is nlog without the dash, that newfag is fucking retarded
No. 2626294
File: 1753741465399.gif (1.41 MB, 165x165, IMG_9033.gif)
Drinking a lemon drop martini and about to make a stir fry chicken with bok choy for dinner. I hope all you nonnies are having a good day
No. 2626399
>>2626252i stopped watching his videos after his bald friend got outed for wearing blackface once and kurtis didn't speak up about it. i'd be lying if i said that i didn't find his content funny sometimes because i'm a zoomzoom, but he's very much some obnoxious manchild who caters to libfems and loves to shit on 'straight white people' even though that's literally what he is. i just didn't really want to give that kind of guy the time of day or attention anymore idk.
also he looks disgustingly canadian and i can't stand it kek
No. 2626414
File: 1753747876639.jpg (116.8 KB, 700x1051, 4c811a3285a1ddbd4ddb07e27b0958…)
Since we're on the topic, did the Japanese take the fashion term "lolita" from the book?
No. 2626478
File: 1753751025178.jpg (45.57 KB, 650x436, WenWgMKVinw5KnKHGCxsSk-1200-80…)
what should i get at the grocery for the week (i have no kitchen so don't tell me 5lb of chicken breast please)
No. 2626505
>>2626478Rotisserie chicken is easy and fast to heat up, some good bread (not just white, maybe multigrain) for chicken sandwiches. Idk what country you're in but the Chickfila Sauce they sell makes it tastes like a chickfila treat.
You should really invest in an insta pot or air fryer if the opportunity arises. Great for no kitchen, you can sauté as well as pressure cook in it.
No. 2626513
File: 1753752497093.jpg (93.56 KB, 624x693, a5f.jpg)
>>2626491oh nonna you're smart, i need to eat more veggies so i'll make wraps. you're so cute thanks for thinking about my carrot addiction
>>2626505i've never had chick fil a but i'll get the sauce to put in the wraps if you say it's good. next time wally's is having a sale i'll get an air fryer…
No. 2626547
File: 1753754745210.jpg (19.47 KB, 453x261, 8e3a85683c763b25b10e2c51e11801…)
A man can say he wants to have a threesome with two women so he can see them do lesbian shit and it's perfectly fine, but I can't say I would like to have a threesome with two men so I can see them kiss and suck each other's weiners. Bull fucking shit, fuck this gay earth.
No. 2626551
File: 1753754968293.jpg (64.37 KB, 941x941, 1706731193041.jpg)
>>2626547it's ok
nonny i think both sides are cringe
No. 2626552
File: 1753755026975.gif (746.07 KB, 500x281, fec274868a37bc3addb879461e127c…)
>>2626547I think that is rapidly changing quickly, thanks to the prayers of a million fujos whispering passionately to the heavens
No. 2626553
>>2626550You've never seen a man say he wants a threesome with two women, particularly if he's interested in or dating a bisexual woman?
>>2626551Fair
>>2626552God bless them.
No. 2626636
File: 1753758603030.jpeg (68.87 KB, 831x958, Erm I think you mean farsighte…)
>>2621198Losing weight is pretty fun once you get in the zone. It's like a little game where you see how you can fit certain foods into your calorie budget each day. Seeing the progress on the scale is so fun. I can't wait to fit into my cute clothes again, nonitas. I'm a month away…
No. 2626642
File: 1753758870560.jpg (237.52 KB, 1500x1500, 71PtRNOI5PL.jpg)
I think I fucked up my hand from masturbating yesterday.
I just read a really good fanfic and really went at it for like 15min, took a 1h30 nap, went at it again for like 30min, actually slept until morning, and then after waking up did it again at least 5 times.
Now my hand feels all cramped up and weird and I think I overexerted it and maybe got a repetitive motion injuri from being too horny and unemployed.
No. 2626653
File: 1753759146385.jpg (71.13 KB, 600x600, il_600x600.2327895003_ld7i.jpg)
>>2626599I've always just assumed lesbian porn is like the jar of pickled eggs at the bar or the gossip magazines at checkout at the grocer. Never once have I seen someone buy the pickled eggs or the gossip magazines, yet they are zealously stocked always and forever.
No. 2626684
File: 1753761173266.png (478.96 KB, 1190x552, kekaroo.png)
Is your life worse than a concubine or worse than a slave nonas
No. 2626685
File: 1753761258177.jpg (27.64 KB, 640x480, dbb896f2-e5fb-4cdb-b299-fd88e4…)
>>2626684I've always been a power bottom so I don't relate to either
No. 2626706
>>2626675What… does that mean?
Should I eat a clump of hair from a dog? Put it on my hand? Maybe touch a dog? What?
No. 2626711
File: 1753762421390.jpg (17.54 KB, 213x315, griswoldgoodsoup.jpg)
>>2626706You don't even know what "hair of the dog" means nona?
No. 2626724
>>2626711I'm ESL, please understand
>>2626712Understood! I mean, regardless that was my plan.
Masturbation is really my go to plan to get sleepy and comfy enough before bed.
I'm sure my hand is just building up finger muscle
No. 2626748
File: 1753764729724.gif (318.82 KB, 220x220, downthatdeepblackhole...meow.g…)
I might go to sleep soon and dream of my nonas
No. 2626763
File: 1753767579397.jpg (148.84 KB, 690x920, def17fc681bf003a554f5f76885657…)
Can't be arsed to give a damn about Dark Souls or its lore but this guy is kind of hot
No. 2626786
File: 1753769610292.jpeg (203.04 KB, 1199x876, IMG_8987.jpeg)
My co-workers were talking about Stephanie Soo and how great her videos are and I couldn’t stop thinking about when she would make true crime mukbang videos
No. 2626803
File: 1753770816504.jpg (55.67 KB, 1080x278, 1000088238.jpg)
Anyone here wild and free tonight
No. 2626814
File: 1753771779868.jpg (20.66 KB, 275x269, 1000088187.jpg)
>>2626810Ignore the tif and answer the question are you wild and free yes or no
No. 2626854
File: 1753775135223.gif (2.29 MB, 500x375, 5e81457cee1016.gif)
>>2625769I've done my time and I've come back to cheers you across time and space again nona,
with a non AI gif of coffee.
No. 2626887
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Can’t sleep time to rip my eyes out!
No. 2626888
File: 1753778258942.jpeg (64.91 KB, 554x554, IMG_7186.jpeg)
QUEERBAIT QUEERBAIT QUEERBAIT QUEERBAIT QUEERBAIT QUEERBAIT
No. 2626955
File: 1753784483955.png (40.58 KB, 282x282, jay-versace-annoyed.png)
i was watching some clip of a Katseye member and some dance clip comes on and the member's tummy is censored because the account isn't allowed to show tummies in HER religion, and then insists that she's not trying to enforce religion onto others or the member, imagine being this spineless on a kpoop fan account, and because "my parents don't allow me to show other people's stomach" and she even covered the member's body with her hand on the screen AS SHE WAS EDITING THE VIDEO, holy repressed homo
No. 2626965
File: 1753785052381.jpg (23.48 KB, 736x532, 6ec7ad44a4263676590abc4c4ff826…)
>>2626958she likely is, but maybe not since the clip was of an idol making a parody of her own song by replacing a word with "GAY" and she somehow has no problem with that, but if she is muslim then it's insane believing in your religion's enforcement on your life
and other women that don't follow that religion but moids are good to go, sinister asf
No. 2627032
File: 1753791799903.gif (750.15 KB, 498x298, aesthetic-coffee.gif)
>>2626854ntayrt but I love all the coffee nonnas it makes me feel so cozy as if we all share a nice cup together ♥ I have a lot of feelings about coffee kek
No. 2627062
File: 1753794172780.webp (37.18 KB, 1024x676, anne_hathaways_fake_personalit…)
Does anyone else have a cousin like this? They don't even have to look like her. I just feel like we all have a cousin "like this"
No. 2627092
>>2627065nonnie,
nonnie like a baiting talkpiece(?) im so shit at this
No. 2627107
File: 1753796167263.jpeg (62.6 KB, 736x736, IMG_8991.jpeg)
Today I went to get my eyes tested and I saw a fat balding guy wearing a top with shirtless velma from scooby doo on it while his 3 year old child was by his side
No. 2627234
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Sometimes I think of how nonitas would probably think I'm retarded and cowish if they knew me and it makes me sad
No. 2627271
File: 1753802606104.gif (382.47 KB, 220x213, IMG_5401.gif)
moids' egos are as fragile and feeble as rice paper soaked in ink, people started harassing some unfortunate looking girl for merely being ugly and raising an eyebrow while frowning because some butthurt Asian moid with feelings more sensitive than a rich and naive 18th century maiden, i've seen black people take being called the n-word with the hard r better than this
No. 2627393
File: 1753806687283.jpg (24.11 KB, 222x284, hqdefault~2.jpg)
>>2627234Don't worry about it. We're all cows down here.
Come graze with us.
No. 2627447
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When you finally get asked about a show with a lot of mysterious lore that you've been practicing in your mind how to set up and explain for ages, but you get so shocked by actually getting the question your start stuttering, forget practically everything and realize what a bad job you're doing so your explanation falls fucking flat
No. 2627473
Back when I was in college, I had a friend who was an athlete in the football, volleyball, basketball, and tennis teams trying to find the best fit for her. She showed me around the gym and stuff and I was in awe of the zumba class and the mirror room. Ever since I wanted my own mirror room gym to work out in but I can't afford it so it will probably always be a dream.
>>2627447You reminded me to sperg out to my friend about the movie I watched, thanks. The solution to your issue is explain it in chronological order with all the plot twist and relevant side plots.
No. 2627625
File: 1753813628458.jpeg (48.43 KB, 500x333, IMG_5721.jpeg)
>>2627604"Dave Missedcabbages" I'm such a retard for this
No. 2627750
File: 1753818962361.png (87.92 KB, 994x367, ageplayers back at it with the…)
>Ageplay is actually really deep gaiz
Nonnies…I don't know how much more my sides can take…
No. 2627753
>>2627750Literally just
>Cool backstory. Still pedo.Kek
No. 2627768
>>2627753The backstory part is also just literal fanfiction kek, ageplayers just picked jojifuku clothes because they're used kids clothes kek.
>>2627760Kek accurate.
No. 2627845
File: 1753824145853.jpg (25.52 KB, 285x429, ceb8f312d17e1f5e96037ecddcef9a…)
>>2627833Some of them claim it's "age regression" (exact same thing as ageplay) which is why they have to dress like 6 year olds and play with plastic food meant for toddlers.
It's just weird since it's not like there's a shortage of child like motifs in other Jfashion styles.
No. 2627861
File: 1753824530074.gif (368.86 KB, 480x480, IMG_0353.gif)
>>2626854>>2627032Cheers to my dumbasses! I hope you are all having a great and caffeinated day
No. 2627867
File: 1753824771843.png (2.14 MB, 1200x1500, pium mezzo.png)
>>2627860Jojifuku or lolita?
I'm not a fan of OTT sweet style lolita but I can see why people would like it, as for jojifuku just wear regular Jfashion or one of Mezzo piano's pieces made for adults it's way less creepy than wearing children's clothes (drawings of it just come across as lolicon pandering).
No. 2627869
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>>2627860You can just like the art nona, Imai Kira has a very cute art style! I own a version of Schoolgirl by Osamu Dazai that she did illustrations for, it's one of my favorite books. I'm kind of a hypocrite because I wear gothic lolita but don't love that hyper-cutesy sweet look, though I think most EGL nonas here feel the same.
No. 2627874
File: 1753824960136.png (1.31 MB, 913x775, kira imai bedsheets.png)
>>2627869Yeah there's nothing wrong with liking Kira Imai art (I even got her bedsheets and rugs because I love her art hahaha)
No. 2627877
>>2627867I think this hoodie is cute, I would have no problem with this. The overdone victorian thing gives me the creeps on actual people. Sometimes the minimal goth kind looks good to me on some people
>>2627869Speak of the devil kek. Great taste nona
No. 2627904
File: 1753825763975.png (533.71 KB, 500x750, 88-040416114841.png)
>>2627893As a teen I did but I switched to lolita when I became an adult.
>>2627902Not currently because I know I'm gonna wake up to the shitty ass sun.
No. 2627907
File: 1753825896135.jpeg (76.69 KB, 470x702, IMG_2322.jpeg)
>>2627877AYRT, thank you nona! I think we get more gothic/classic/Misako Aoki-style mature sweetfags here just because this website has a lot of adult women. I personally love looking Victorian kek but more in a "Victorian lady of the house" way, I've really become partial to Atelier Boz as I've gotten older!
No. 2627911
>>2627907I'm mostly into wearing old school but I have a few fairy tale/alice themed prints.
>>2627908>If a dirty moid gets in your bedI wouldn't let a moid in my bed kek
>or a dogI only have cats
No. 2627913
>>2627867I feel guilty for wanting to wear mezzo piano stuff. Also kids (tops, not skirts or trousers) fit me better without tailoring so I tend to wear some that could pass for adult’s clothes like sweaters and tees and it could literally just be something bespoke-made or tailored. But I also do just really like cute stuff I just know that people will think I’m marketing myself to pedo moids or something which sucks because I’m not even straight in the first place kek. I get it though, bc the age-regression types are annoying.
>>2627912Shut up
No. 2627916
File: 1753826469254.jpg (62.27 KB, 716x1000, 71u8bxoUxYL._UF1000,1000_QL80_…)
why's it all bate up in here
No. 2627917
File: 1753826548392.jpg (19.75 KB, 280x373, tumblr_2de6cfaccc9e44f1e7747b8…)
>>2627913You could always wear old yumekawaii tops or cutsews they're similar in motifs.
>>2627912You'll listen to my frumpy ass sperg and you'll learn to love it.
No. 2627920
File: 1753826588738.jpeg (377.96 KB, 852x1263, IMG_0193.jpeg)
>>2627913Frump-chan
>do you think this pastel slop polyester bait sewn by the nimble hands of an underpaid vietnamese employee likely married to a white man to get a green card will appeal to anon? YIS No. 2627921
File: 1753826589685.webp (22.12 KB, 928x619, 147824_0492_-_embed_2017.webp)
>>2627916I feel like that whole show was just an autist porn addict's fever dream now. This one too
No. 2627923
File: 1753826631286.png (563.75 KB, 480x640, 1566966417458.png)
>>2627912Does this upset you nona?
No. 2627924
File: 1753826646310.jpg (14.07 KB, 460x345, 1000088359.jpg)
>>2627912giving you attention so you aren't grumpynonna anymore
No. 2627930
File: 1753826716121.jpg (252.9 KB, 720x1165, bruh.jpg)
No. 2627931
>>2627917I’ll check them out, see if I can find pieces I like. Thank you
>>2627920? What are you talking about?
No. 2627935
>>2627923It looks good and authentic on the bitches who made it, not the bitches trying to imitate thousands miles across the sea. As
madame wendius williamus has said, DEATH TO ALL OF YOU.
(infighting) No. 2627936
File: 1753826916024.png (1020 KB, 1246x664, listenflavorpicture1.png)
>>2627931Shame listen flavor doesn't do pieces like this anymore since they were really comfortable.
No. 2627952
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>>2627950All their DR collab stuff goes hard
No. 2627955
>>2627903Mine aren't either so why would a give a fuck about such trivial stuff? Relax a little will you
>>2627904Kek I feel you, I always feel coziest in bed during Fall. I'm so excited that it's getting close now!
No. 2628084
File: 1753832914969.jpg (127.59 KB, 900x1200, 1000029163.jpg)
what manner of mental illness is this?
No. 2628111
>>2628100tell us
nonny im dying
No. 2628395
File: 1753838883487.png (43.55 KB, 527x414, women-1-f3892ae3-f24.png)
>>2628377nta but they said asian sizes you goofball
>>2628387>5'8>19 inch waistsure jan kek are you severely emaciated or something?
No. 2628400
>>2628395>sure janIt’s not that uncommon, like most nice waists you see are 23 and under
>are you emaciatedNo but I am underweight and hot
No. 2628403
File: 1753839062332.gif (1.78 MB, 300x170, 7654678.gif)
>>2628395Anons, go find out what asian size you are
No. 2628426
File: 1753839731423.jpg (51.22 KB, 1080x302, 1000019558.jpg)
Wow not allowed to join the fun because lolcow called me fat too. Can't even rope because the chair legs would snap before the rope would
No. 2628441
File: 1753839945134.jpeg (518.93 KB, 1170x1130, 76C72F40-AEB7-4F91-AFC2-93FDED…)
>>2628400pics or else ur an amberlynn reid sized heifer
>>2628430the chart measurements are in inches so if u converted the cm to in your bust would be 31-ish aka a size s-m
No. 2628456
>>2628430Asia has a problem with extreme diet and anachan culture. Older women bully their younger relatives for their weight. Not all asians are naturally that small despite what people would have you think.
Outside of that they also have more walkable cities and actual public transport. Smaller portion sizes. Less processed food. You can find this in non Asian countries too. I feel like American fatness to where we have to go up to a size FORTY. Yes there's a size forty, is pushing it though. Even the bigger women I've met have not been anything resembling a size 40… I didn't even know it existed till a few days ago. I body shame myself a lot but hell at least I'm not that fat, even if not Asian XS
No. 2628461
File: 1753840352467.webp (147.49 KB, 640x853, t3r6rju801v61.webp)
>>2628450I just like learning about other nonas
No. 2628464
File: 1753840416698.jpg (33.14 KB, 736x445, 1000019559.jpg)
>>2628453Don't worry nona it was likely a typo and she meant 190 inches.
No. 2628483
>>2628465Once you get fatter than an XXL, the nxt size up is 1X, 2X, 3X and so on I think, and then there's number sizing which is pretty much 00-40 although most stores including plus size stop at 30. Also our sizes are confusing because there's no standards. Not all brands fit the same. Juniors aka teenagers and adult women's brands fit differently even at similar size numbers. Some brands use odd numbers and some use even. Some brands go by waist sizing in the jeans but not all of them are actually 100% corresponded to your waist size, which is kind of similar to what euro brands do (I can wear a 27 which is a size 4 in some brands but in others I could be more of a 25-26 or a 28-29 because that's how weird sizing is. My friend gave me a pair of 27/4 jeans she bought at consignment and their thighs were too small for me despite me being able to usually wear this size). Mens clothing is a lot less retarded and a lot less confusing.
I'm a smaller size but I have thick thighs so I usually have to buy a size up to accommodate them
No. 2628486
File: 1753840971927.jpg (9.92 KB, 168x300, 6r.jpg)
>>2628473Sorry anon I misread that, I thought you wanted to kick my goat picrel. I've made these fried zucchini blossoms for you as an apology
>>2628481It is. He's on a new summer diet!
No. 2628487
File: 1753841016356.jpg (173.57 KB, 1200x630, 62bf198f3fb77.image.jpg)
>>2628486samefag, and here are nona's blossoms. Be careful the plate is hot
No. 2628503
File: 1753841450242.jpeg (104.04 KB, 640x640, IMG_4765.jpeg)
Every damn day
No. 2628506
File: 1753841510355.png (407.51 KB, 1610x652, Making me giggle.png)
I like how when you google Euphoria a picture of sydney sweeney poops up
No. 2628513
File: 1753841712193.jpg (10.46 KB, 225x225, 756565.jpg)
Well he's my nigel's nigel
No. 2628514
File: 1753841767167.jpeg (76.87 KB, 744x813, IMG_5754.jpeg)
Alexa Demie shoulda been the it girl
No. 2628523
File: 1753841942855.jpeg (148.84 KB, 897x1045, IMG_5753.jpeg)
>>2628518Her original look was cuter but I digress
Zendaya, Alexa, even Barbie ferrera mogs Sweeney when she's fat, I don't get why FakeTitsMcGoo is the one with the biggest career
No. 2628551
>>2628535I started to realize why online shopping sucked when I thought I knew my measurements, read the size chart, and still got things sized horribly wrong. It wasn't even just the cheap Asian size clothes
The tops aren't so much an issue nor is generic shit like loose dresses but I've had a hit or miss battle with anything involving my lower half (jeans, shorts) because of the way it's proportioned. Even at the exact same measurements and heights our bodies can be completely different in the way we carry our weight
No. 2628555
File: 1753842641526.jpg (9.17 KB, 168x300, 6543509.jpg)
>>2628550That's what it looks like, sunscreen white cast
No. 2628569
File: 1753843015282.jpg (5.67 KB, 264x191, 9876578.jpg)
What do anons think of these hats?
No. 2628596
File: 1753843719866.jpeg (128.28 KB, 842x1200, IMG_5759.jpeg)
>>2628569Must be worn with something like picrel
No. 2628626
File: 1753844538448.jpg (188.96 KB, 1296x1296, horrendous.jpg)
>>2628569Can’t stand when men where those or kangols
No. 2628629
File: 1753844605673.webp (46.01 KB, 361x899, LukeTriton.webp)
>>2628569it reminds me of one of my favorite professor layton characters so i like them
>>2628618i believe they're called baker boy caps
No. 2628639
File: 1753845146158.jpg (27.03 KB, 735x698, 1000019560.jpg)
Nonners.. I didn't know PlayStation lets you download games from another user's account and let's you play the game on your own. I was cycling through like 4 free to play gachas and feeling so bored, now I can just steal my brother's extensive game library because he never signed out of my console. And some of his games are expensive too. I'm so excited right now
No. 2628700
>>2628666nta but I love how in Cyberpunk2077 after the 2.0 update iirc the clothing doesn't give any kind of armour or upgrades. i get why people don't like that but i think it's cool that you can wear whatever outfits and combos you want. it's all aesthetic.
re gacha i uninstalled infinity nikki not too long ago cause i hit the "glass ceiling" and would've had to put money into it to get anywhere. an update was making it crash on me so i took that as god telling me to stop playing.
No. 2628760
File: 1753851212465.gif (681.31 KB, 400x400, IMG_8448.gif)
Is any nonna here a lucid dreamer? I've done it a few times but mostly when taking naps on the couch. I want to learn how to do it more often because my life is sad right now and I feel happy in my dreams. Also want to fuck husbando. Dreaming is so incredibly fascinating to me, good night to all my fellow dream spergs.
No. 2628766
File: 1753851510978.jpg (18.84 KB, 460x345, ReligionE20170820C.jpg)
>>2628760Lucid dreaming is awesome. There are subreddits dedicated to it, that's where I found documentation on all the different techniques. The one that works best for me is WBTB where you wake up in the middle of the night and then go back to sleep to intentionally disrupt your REM cycle. Once you get good at quickly developing awareness and stability in your dreams, you'll be able to go lucid without having to do all that crazy waking up stuff. I recommend keeping a dream journal to encourage your brain to remember what you dream about. Also think "I'm going to remember what I dream tonight/I'm going to go lucid tonight" really really hard before you fall asleep. Have fun!
No. 2628813
A guy was playing the song from his car and I started singing along
No. 2628825
>>2628760I've been having more lucid and vivid dreams lately, not sure why. It's awesome but I wake up feeling like I haven't slept and just want to go back to sleep. I haven't read up on techniques in a long time, though I do find that general awareness helps: take a couple moments throughout the day to "feel" your body (focus on how your feet, legs, hands, ect feel), what you're touching, temperature, what you can hear, smell, look around and make simple mental notes on what's around you, read anything you can see, and ask yourself "How do I know I'm not dreaming?" Night night!
No. 2628838
File: 1753857563660.jpg (206.93 KB, 1080x1080, image_6.jpg)
sometimes i'll write out a big ass post because i have a lot of thoughts about something, but then i realize part way through that no one really gives a fuck about what i think and they won't even be able to understand my incoherent ramblings so why should i even bother…
No. 2628841
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Sitting at the doctors office because I’m depressed
No. 2628844
File: 1753858135939.jpg (63.86 KB, 640x853, 1000019565.jpg)
>>2628838I will read your posts nona, as long as it's not racebait or some other annoying shit, I like reading posts here it's why I'm active. The longer and spergier it is the better, it's like reading the morning paper of grandiose autismo.
No. 2628870
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>>2628844>>2628845awe thanks for the reassurance nonnas. i almost deleted a big post i was part way through writing, but now i'm gonna finish it up and post it!!
No. 2628955
File: 1753869325956.png (72.12 KB, 421x338, 6e5c5e285a160dc63ca0c75ad4bdde…)
"hey nonny i know you want to make some really questionable schizo hornyposts right now, why don't you scream into your pillow then go to bed instead?" oh yeah that sounds like a better idea thanks
No. 2628971
File: 1753871987864.jpeg (38.51 KB, 600x538, 1753706507019.jpeg)
>old mutual i used hang out with
>had a falling out with her over some petty shit
>shit talked me behind my back to her friends after that
>forget about her existence after that
>flash forward to now
>bored, got noting better to do
>suddenly i remember her again
>i think to myself "hey, maybe i should check up on her for shits and giggles."
>checks out her profile
>and she trooned out
some things weren't meant to be
No. 2628979
File: 1753872572972.jpeg (1.03 MB, 1170x1142, IMG_8932.jpeg)
>realizing Gi-hun could end the games easily if he'd just offer some of the 30 billon won he still has left over but he's too retarded
No. 2628983
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Whenever I play a video game I imagine that I got teleported into the dimension of the game. If my character knows magic, then I got the abilities from the wormhole's effects. If the main character is an established character like Link, then I'm also in the game doing tve adventure with him.
>>2628971Kek my shit-talker friend also had a falling out with me before she trooned out. She claims she only pretended to be a fellow
terf out of repression, and totally didn't change because she got with an ultra-woke crowd. Istg they make these girls in a factory
No. 2629114
File: 1753885122450.png (1.18 MB, 1462x723, SGSS.png)
It's the most mundane of things that make me bitter, in this image, there is only one species of animal present, homo sapiens, if you could believe it.
The thing on the left is the same lifeform as the woman on the right, in fact, in some regions, the thing on the right has been regarded as a human being longer than the person on the right has, this world is a joke. Digusting.
No. 2629130
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An anon purifies the thread
No. 2629138
File: 1753885957520.gif (Spoiler Image,2.83 MB, 640x640, amber-lynn-amberlynn-reid.gif)
>>2628983meh i don't really immerse myself in video games. i played them to kill time.
unrelated but this pic remind me of amberlynnOh wipey! get the bath towels ready were going be in the trenches for a long, long time and by trenches i mean my cockroach infested bunghole No. 2629150
File: 1753886483268.jpg (95.44 KB, 750x1000, flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f…)
>>2629138We got a poopeeeen and wipeeeen situation type deal
No. 2629152
File: 1753886730833.png (5.03 MB, 2550x1440, masterpiece-jpg.png)
>>2629150Whatever happened to amber? what is she up to now. She's so forgettable now that the skinny queen chantal moved to a war striken country.
No. 2629169
>>2629122samefag as
>>2629114, the one on the right has a really corny way of speaking English, like a gross distant cousin of Lilypichu
No. 2629202
So is there a resident schizoid that just lurks the GIOYC thread constantly? I've noticed that every time I post in there, literally within a day there's some schizoid indirectly but very obviously referencing my posts. I'm going to power level and reveal that
>>2628228 is my post, about a former best friend I had who was very dependent on me for the wellbeing of her mental health, who would tell everyone my secrets and ended up trying to sleep with my boyfriend at the time (years ago, but I still miss her), and
>>2629037 is obviously referencing my post in a negative way for some reason. Like I said this has happened to me every time I use that thread and ever since it was revealed that three anons who were in a huge IRL retarded fight were astroturfing that thread to hell and back. I think some of them are still there and they think literally every long post is about them. And yes, I know the rules are to not be a selfish bitch but ever since shit hit the fan in that thread there's been some retard in there trying so hard to bait.
No. 2629208
>>2629207It's actually not low-hanging fruit if you're not some tard looking for reasons to get
triggered and bait people into infights kek.
No. 2629211
>>2629208You sound like the
triggered one rn kek.
No. 2629231
File: 1753890528543.gif (1.84 MB, 300x262, 1536566714021.gif)
>was making the baby a player a gigachad big brain move by In-ho to be able to provide the baby with baby-appropriate food in the candle lit dinner scene?
No. 2629245
File: 1753891054643.png (617.27 KB, 757x655, SGSS2.png)
>>2629114>>2629169my apologies, i wasn't familiar with your game, stacy
No. 2629249
File: 1753891179114.png (70.77 KB, 640x640, 1000026538.png)
Muffy take that makeup off, you look better without it.
No. 2629261
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>>2629252nta but she was one of my first new leaf villagers so i really love her too! though my all time favorite villager is this guy who was the first villager that ever gave me their photo. he's so cute for being a little obese nerd…
No. 2629279
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I miss my Razr
No. 2629284
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>>2629280Anon. I get it I too find some TIFs really attractive, but also, are you really willing to stoop that low for butch pussy?
No. 2629292
>>2629279Same. Flip phones, in general.
I am determined to get one of these when I move to Japan later this year.
No. 2629321
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I pavloved my cat into come running at the smell of cut tomatos because she usually gets to leech a piece of lunch meat whenever I make myself a sandwich. She doesn't come when I'm opening just the lunch meat package.
No. 2629327
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I made 25 million being an onlyfans model in this game kek
No. 2629329
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I feel like I have every mental illness
No. 2629351
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>>2629251In-ho highkey retarded
who the fuck gives the bloodied nasty AND unwashed clothing of a girl's father to her, gee thanks for the disgusting fabric scraps and credit card, i'm missing some context tho(and a PIN bc how is she supposed to know the number on the bloodied clothes is the password to her father's credit card??)i actually liked the new seasons but man that last episode was hot steaming shit!
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whenever I'm feeling unwell due to period related issues I have to lie to my family and pretend it's something else because they don't take it seriously and will start ranting at me with "well (other female relatives) are able to do xyz on their period why can't you?" and refuse to leave me alone
No. 2629366
>>2629351Based Yusuke gif, anon.
I enjoyed the new games a ton, but the characters in S2/2.5 fell so flat to me compared to the first season. The ending
was shit, and I just want to forget it ever happened. Also, they really want to do SG in america now?? fucking hell No. 2629571
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fascinating things happening on a french subreddit
>"My feminist girlfriend made me discover sodomy"
No. 2629636
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(ai outside of containment)
No. 2629657
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"How can you shake hands with men? You know they don't wash their hands after they piss, right?" yeah and i don't wash my hands after rubbing one out either. Don't worry, I thought of this. I'm always two steps ahead.
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>>2629636Quick nona! Delete it before you get banned!
No. 2629976
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>>2629970WHAT'S UP WITH THAT
No. 2629977
>>2629657You realize this will make the moids who lurk here start sniffing their hands after breathing the same
air as a woman, right
No. 2629978
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>>2629261>>2629252>>2623961What are your village rosters?
No. 2629979
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I have a little money left over this month so I want to commission my favourite artist for like 10k yen (even 20k yen idc) but I can't speak Japanese and I don't even think she accepts commissions anymore.
No. 2629999
>>2629970vidrel is my favorite viper song
>>2629979try using deepl for translation and just send them a message asking if their commissions are open!
No. 2630037
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>>2629993>>2629999Thank you nonnas I asked anonymously and turned out she was online and just said she is NOT currently accepting requests!!!!!!!!!
What do you think about if I gamed the commission system by just becoming an artfag with lesser skill so my art senpais notice me without feeling threatened by me and that way I can fast track commission slots? Has it been done before?
No. 2630051
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>>2629978picrel shows what my town/island residents are to the best of my memory. the new leaf one is definitely a bit more uncertain because it was so long ago and i had so many villagers coming in and out of my town, but i tried to remember the oldest incarnation of my town as i could
new horizons: graham, greta, tiansheng, pekoe, felicity, dobie, cranston, chester, cephalobot, annalisa
new leaf: graham, peggy, tia, papi, hopper, claudia, mira, whitney, flip (i only had 9 villagers because the amiibo update didn't exist when i started playing and i had no friends to pick up villagers from kek)
No. 2630055
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>Ask question looking for advice in a niche situation subreddit
>Immediately downvoted
This sub is supposed to be about tailored advice to your own personal situation so I don’t see why it would be ‘off-topic’. I fucking hate Reddit so much kek.
No. 2630058
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>>2630041She's a fandom artist so she doesn't have OCs unfortunately (I checked). All I know is that we share a favourite character. Specifically I want to commission her with our shared favourite character. I know she'll put a lot of love into the illustration and I love her art style the most! It can only be her.
No. 2630081
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>Find my farmer ex on neocities
>She stole my name
Lowkey flattered. I'm unforgettable.
No. 2630121
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kekkk this is about sydney sweeney
No. 2630129
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i've been searching for somewhere to buy this cute plushie keychain for the past half an hour and i can only find it wholesale. like no i don't want to buy 96 of these little bastards i just want one god damn it
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I used a temp-mail email to login to Poe and some Indian scrote obviously used the same email because he generated a bunch of futa porn and then abandoned it when he ran out of credits
No. 2630144
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>>2630115There's a popular argentinian brother-sister duo who literally this for 40 years. from their teenage years to their fifties, they have written and performed love songs and breakup songs with each other. everyone makes incest jokes about them.