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No. 689054

go on you know you want to say it

previous thread: >>>/ot/683635

No. 689063

I know the point is that you're not supposed to be able to distinguish anything in OP photo, but you can't tell me that shiny shit on the lefthand side isn't a jewelry stand.

No. 689065

>>689063
the image was made by ai so that's just pareidolia

No. 689067

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>>689063
It actually is! Good job anon. This is the pic without the visual effects.

No. 689069

>>689067
holy fuck. i've seen other photos but can't find them rn, i wanna see those w/o the fx too

No. 689080

>>689067
That's not the original photo lol. That's someone's interpretation of it.

No. 689087


No. 689126

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I'm becoming too normie for lolcow, or everyone's getting crazier. But I don't fit in on normie sites either, in fact I hate them. There's nowhere else to go.

No. 689127

I love living in a country where you can not only take your husband to the cleaners if he cheats on you, but also sue the shit out of his mistress if you can prove she knew he was married.

Not something that applies to me, but I’m watching someone I know do just this right now and mmmmmmmmm, the revenge milk is so good anons. The (soon-to-be ex)husband is seething and digging himself a deeper grave everyday by publicly sperging and revealing more facts by accident.

No. 689136

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>mrw bf says he stumbled upon my post here declaring my love for him

No. 689137

>>689136
why is your boyfriend browsing here

No. 689138

>>689136
Girl, you gotta switch up the details next time if that's the case!

No. 689140

>>689067
This picture is relatable, for some reason.

No. 689143

>>689137
yeah wtf? bitch tell your bf to fuck off.

No. 689145

If i just eat the taco seasoning will i gain any calories

No. 689147

>>689136
wtf why do I keep seeing post of people admiting to browsing lolcow and other chan sites to people they know irl. I would never admit to someone that I browse /a/ and /co/ on 4chan or admit to browsing here to anyone irl. I literally can not think of one single good reason to.

No. 689149


No. 689155

>>689147
tbt this phd student at uni showing /co/ to all of his lab mates at our labs shared office and when this normie girl was visibly shaken he wen't full "don't worry it isn't that bad" mode. am like 89% sure he is autistic based on my further interactions with him.

No. 689163

I wish cultivating mushrooms was easy. I just want to have an endless supply of wood ears for all my soups

No. 689171

You guys think Atrocity Guide goes on lc? Like not just to read up on cows, but hangs out here

No. 689172

>>689163
Isn't it though? I thought you just stick some mushrooms soil and set it & forget it. Like succulent propagations or potatoes. I never tried it cause I feel like botulism or some shit is a risk but if you eat anything grown in the ground then I guess it's always a risk.

No. 689174

All scrotes should put their height in their bio. I wanna know if you are shorter than 5'11 before the conversation even starts.

No. 689179

>>689174
Why are you even talking with scrotes?

No. 689183

>>689172

Mushrooms are the just fruiting bodies of the mycelium in the log/dirt which is what’s doing the actual growing. You’ve gotta seed it with mycelium plugs and then keep the conditions right so it can grow big enough to start making a few mushrooms.

They do have easy kits but I don’t think those are as long-term.

No. 689185

Fucking yuck, who put this disgusting picture for the thread? It disturbs and sickens me to my very soul, I'm not even exaggerating

No. 689186

>>689185
Hide it.

No. 689188

>>689185
I'm not even sure what it's supposed to be.

No. 689197

>>689185
Whst is the dark thingy though? A fur jacket or a plushie? What am i seeing here? The white thingies on the left look like earring holders lmao

No. 689205

I love it when it takes a while for the sun to go down and it still looks like early afternoon at 6:30. Something about it is so cozy and nice

>>689197
I'm not sure but it always looked like some kind of mutated monkey. For some reason that's the worse thing about the picture for me, it makes me panicky and nauseated lmao. The more I look at it the more unsettling it becomes

No. 689206

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>>689197
it looks like an owl plushie but with a weird body

No. 689212

it started when we were younger you were mine, my booooooo

No. 689217

>>689212
Is this song making a come back or something? You're like the third person I've seen across multiple platforms recite those lyrics in the past two days.

No. 689221

I love not being involved in drama but knowing all the people involved in it BUT not well enough to get pulled in. You get all the fun and none of the consequences.

No. 689224

>>689217
Idk, I was just thinking about vid

No. 689227

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I visit 4chan on the daily.

No. 689235

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I'm building my pc today! !!

No. 689242

>>689217
I wonder… maybe you have come across this exact anon on multiple websites?

No. 689246

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No. 689254

>>689217
the song is used a lot on tiktok so that's why
usually over a montage over your pet now + your pet when they were a baby

No. 689260

>>689136
tell your boyfirend to get outta here

No. 689263

When I was in about 1st grade I was playing at a park with my scrote cousin who is 5 years old than me and I guess I was severely annoying him (he also has emotional aspie problems) he picked up a traffic cone that was sitting around and swung it down on my head like it was thor’s hammer. And mind you it was one of those pretty heavy duty construction site traffic cones. I seriously don’t know how it didn’t knock me out but I have a long standing theory that this incident is why I have such severe dyslexia + dyscalculia. It makes me so mad because my cousin didn’t get in any trouble and instead I got yelled at for bothering him.

No. 689264

>>689127
Where do you live?

No. 689273

>>689263
>and instead I got yelled at for bothering him
The adults around you are insane.

No. 689274

>>689227
that pic is how I'd feel if I were you, yeah

No. 689300

>>689235
Good job gamer girl

No. 689333

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I am once again hyperfixated on certain fictional characters, laughing while living all alone in my flat because I've imagined myself doing a funny thing with a person that does not exist.

No. 689367

>>689333
and the saddest thing is you're not alone, anon

No. 689372

>>689333
Wow, I connected with this post.

No. 689398

>>689263
off topic completely but I started stealing traffic cones (from random places where they’ve been left behind) to sell for $10 each on Craigslist. I have 5 now but am too lazy to sell them. So now they’re just sitting on the porch

No. 689399

>>689235
Nice, do you mind listing components that you got?
I wanted to build a pc but I keep postponing because I hope that prices might get better in the upcoming months.

No. 689401

>>689174
am I the only one who doesnt care about height? Not judging people who do or being a pick me

No. 689404

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No. 689406

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>>689333
Me too, anon. Sometimes I’m giggling while doing chores around the house because of these scenarios I make in my mind in which I’m with a character I like talking with me and asking for my help to do stuff.

No. 689407

My SIL has this immigrant neighbour who she often exchanged greetings with but never really spoke to otherwise. He’s vaguely Middle Eastern looking so she’s always assumed he’s Muslim. Whenever anything critical of Islam would come up anywhere at all, she’d jump in to tell everyone about her super nice Muslim neighbour who says hello to her, like, all the time so criticising his religion is definitely not okay!
She just found out he’s a Christian from Lebanon and now she’s legitimately upset. I don’t really know how to comfort her because the entire situation is so stupid. Has their neighbourly relationship been tarnished forever? Only time will tell.

No. 689408

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When did 'kawaii'-everything become less popular? Or did it not and I just fell out of it? Like, I remember in the early 10's kawaii/pink bloggers were prevelant, himekaji and other cute j-fashion styles were very popular, the kawaii living doll trend was big (like dakota and venus, not russian barbies like valeria). I feel like kawaii used to be everywhere and now it's not. Of course with 'everywhere' I mean this within the context of internet circles of people who're into niche japanese popculture/media, but still.

No. 689409

>>689333
Haha, me too. I don't see anything wrong with it and I thought most people do it?

No. 689410

>>689409
No offense but most people don't. It's a bit weird but kind of cute that you guys do that, hope it is a fun thing for you

No. 689412

>>689408
Aw anon this made me so nostalgic. I think I know what you mean however there are still quite a few himekaji and kawaii girls out there. Nowadays I think (kawaii-)e-girls are the hot deal. It’s more about sex now exept being cute.

No. 689425

>>689408
Maybe a shot in the dark, but do you remember that Finnish girl who did this style of blogging back in the gyaru hay day? I think she went by some form of “Kumicky”. I used to love her blog but she stopped after her brother was in an accident or something.

No. 689431

>>689333
I use to do this so much when I was younger. Kinda sad I don't anymore. I used to pretend that my favorite video game characters were going to school with me and hanging out with me and my friends. Now I just fantasize (really just think about) talking to people that I want to get closer to in real life. Progress I guess??

No. 689435

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>>689425
ntayrt but I think she actually did begin posting again a year or two after the accident (however she ditched the circle lenses and just moved towards normie fashion). I can’t remember her name or blog but it was this girl in the hat, right?

No. 689437

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>>689435
The other girl is so cute though i miss reading western gyaru blogs

No. 689440

Not sure if I should be embarrassed of almost wetting the bed this morning at my big age. I had a dream I found a toilet, I cleaned it and sat down and remember it was hard to pee at first but slowly I was able to. Then I woke up and it hit me that I was in the process of peeing. I didn't wet the bed itself but was very close to.

No. 689441

>>689408
Omg I remember her! The girl in the post! This is sooo weird. I was looking for her Instagram the other day when I was looking up old kawaii cows. I think her name was serafina? She was from Aus I think?

No. 689442

>>689425
ZhiZhi?
On the left in this photo >>689435, on her right is Viivi, she was a popular gyaru also

No. 689445

>>689440
I wet the bed my freshman year of college the night before my first calculus exam kek. I also had a dream that I was peeing. Luckily I woke up before my roommate and was able to take all of my sheets down to the laundry room, but I was so embarrassed. Now I pee at least 3 times before bed just in case - it's like a compulsion, I can't sleep if I don't.

No. 689446

>>689407
She's racist, don't comfort her

No. 689450

The other day I was outside of a shop with my mum in a huge queue and everyone obviously wore masks etc. And behind us an old man and his wife (must of been) smiled and winked at me whilst I was turned talking to my mum..I swear. Unless he had something in his eye. It was so weird and uncomfortable I literally was wearing a masks and it was a surgical mask and they are big for me and literally you can just see my eyebrows sometimes. It was so weird and he was with his wife!!

No. 689462

>>689408
It did disappear, for the same reason why most styles disappeared, internet/instagram centralized all fashion and activity of this kind on the same place and mixed everything together, which tends to create mainstream-ization as everyone aims for the same lowest common denominator to maximize popularity.

All the different quirks of the 10s' styles converged into the current e-girl phenomenon, which as >>689412 pointed out places a heavy emphasis on sex, because thirsty men boost follower numbers. Unique styles require a community that's at least a little isolated.

No. 689465

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Who the absolute FUCK did this on a vpn

No. 689469

>>689465
I also use a vpn and get banned every so often for some else’s dumb reply lmao

No. 689474

>>689465
KEK no clue obviously but thank you for sharing

No. 689475

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>>689465
anon kek I got this one when on mobile once

No. 689477

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Maybe this is my brain channeling envy, but I find thin thighs that are the same size as calves to look odd

No. 689478

>>689477
I think its okay, as long as her upper part of legs doesn't look like a stick.

No. 689480

so i just went to my insurance's website to check on a claim for my psychiatrist superbill. when i was looking for it, i saw a claim for $11,000. this shocked the hell out of me and apparently my sister was admitted to a mental hospital a few months ago

No. 689481

>>689480
Oof, any idea why? That's quite shocking

No. 689483

I think this pole near my house is cursed cos every few months a bike will appear chained up to it and just seemingly gets left there to rust. Over a few weeks the chain and the wheels will get taken off until its just a smashed up frame left. Theres three bike frames chained to this pole now in varying stages of decay. So many questions

>who the hell ditches a perfectly good bike?

>if you wanted rid of it wouldn't it make sense to not chain it up and just leave it somewhere?
>why wouldnt you sell the parts or just leave it for someone to take
>THE POLE IS LITERALLY IN FRONT OF A PAWN SHOP WHY NOT TAKE IT IN AND SELL IT TO THEM!?
>who's got the time to steal tires off a chained up bike?
>why the hell are the city not cleaning it up?

Well the last one isnt so much of a mystery. Idk bikes are fuckin expensive and there was a shortage of them here for a while, so wasteful.

No. 689486

>>689435
That’s her! Wow, it’s been a long time. I really used to look up to her lol. I was always jealous of the nice things she had since I’ve always been a poorfag.

>>689465
That’s hilarious. Vpn-chan is a fucking lunatic.

No. 689489

>>689483
drunk people

No. 689492

I cannot fucking WAIT to get my degree finally over with so I can just go WWOOFing

No. 689495

>>689492
I did that for a while, dont get trafficked. Also probably a lot harder now w/ COVID

No. 689501

>>689495
The borders of my country are open to the place I'm planning to go. But holy shit, does human trafficking happen often in those programs?

No. 689504

>>689481
she's had issues for a while, like cutting and she just dropped out of school again last month i think. my family does not talk about anything at all to each other (for example, i did not find out about my parents' divorce until it already had already happened, did not find out about my mom's alcoholism until she went to rehab) so i always find out months/years after. i'm sure if i didn't stumble upon this i would have never known. maybe it's a blessing i did so it wouldn't escalate if she didn't have someone to talk to who understands

i'm having trouble trying to word a text to her. i can't stress enough that my family does not talk about these things, but i've always had the issues she's dealing w now so it should be a simple connect. just difficult to even consider bringing up. trying to draft the text now >>689481
>>689481

No. 689508

I'm shy but I dont like shy men. One of us has to be the dominate one, we cant both be autists who cant make eye contact with others but high confident 6'2 Chad's only wanna pump and dump me but not be my bf.

No. 689509

>>689501
yes, consider something else

No. 689512

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wtf is wrong with this gif, its so weird looking

No. 689514

>>689512
It’s because her bangs are supposed to be on her forehead, tilted back, not on her nose.

No. 689516

Man I’m so glad I didn’t grow up with TikTok. The girls who made me hate myself with were goofy ass scene chicks and bland Stacy normies. I probably would kill myself if I were a kid now

No. 689517

>>689512
Awkward angle for the face and gigantic tits on a small frame.
sorry if rhetoric question

No. 689521

>>689517
>>689514
Thank you, it wasn't rhetoric but god I was wasting a good 5 minutes trying to figure why I hate it.

No. 689522

>>689501
No (obviously depends on which country), and the review system for the sites helps, though I haven't looked at them in a while, and was more familiar with workaway than wwoof. It's generally pretty safe, the biggest risk is just ending up in a shitty place where the hosts have cheaped out on food and accomodation, which actually happens quite a bit in countries where labor is expensive. In Canada for example farmers/hosts might end up looking for workers through these programs because they cant afford to hire a normal employee. It can be a bit of a grey area with regards to employee insurance, worker's compensation etc, and I saw a lot of farms where facilities were not up to building code or properly permitted (because again, that can get very expensive for the farmer, particularly in wealthier countries). Just know your rights, look out for yourself, and you'll be fine.

Good way to meet some interesting people. I spent like 8 months at a place where the farm managers were full on conspiracy theorists, thought the government was trying to mind control us with chemtrails and all the rest. One of them unfortunately had some pretty serious health issues and in the end thought god was speaking directly to her through bible verse, and she spent a ton of money on a yoga mat that plugged into the wall. Nice folks, and I never had a problem with them, though they did kick one of the other interns out because he kept fucking up the compost ratios, lol. It was for the best, because he was also one of the worst singers I've ever heard and would always wait until everybody was home in the evening to pull out his detuned acoustic guitar and start wailing. In hindsight, that's probably what really got him kicked out…

No. 689524

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Today I realized that if I want a boyfriend, I need to actually talk to men. He won’t fall out of the sky. Day= ruined.

No. 689526

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>>689492
woofing?

No. 689529

>>689522
Thanks for the advice and insight, the intern sounds insufferable though lmao. Do you have any recs on some other work-and-travel programs?

>>689526
WWOOF (willing workers on organic farms). You go to a farm or homestead (shit, it can be a trailer surrounded by woods) anywhere in the world to work there, hosts give you accomodation and meals.

No. 689537

>>689529
Isn't that how that one british girl and dude got stabbed to death in australia?

No. 689541

>>689529
It's been a few years so idk what the sites are like today, but there was helpx, and workaway.info. Helpx was free, but less moderated, and workaway was paid, but they had staff who would review complaints and remove hosts who got a certain number of poor reviews (and put people on a list if they had a conplaint filed against them). Plus you could browse through public reviews left by other volunteers (although the fact that hosts with bad reviews were removed created a culture of only ever giving people 5 star reviews, so you would lose a lot of nuance where maybe somebody should have been more like 3.5-4 stars). You could also try to find a job listing site that caters specifically to agriculture or "green"/environmental jobs and check for internships. In Canada there's goodwork.ca (but other countries might have similar) for slightly longer placements that include a stipend or more compensation.

No. 689580

>>689407
I don't know what she expected. It's true there are some very nice Muslims out there like from any other religion but if she didn't ask and he didn't show any sign of being from a particular religion she's dumb as fuck for assuming. And iirc Lebanon has a lot of christians, but I don't remember if most of them are catholics.

No. 689581

Just found out my friend follows contrapoints and Vaush, makes sense how woke he's gotten. I'm sorry but I don't trust men who idolize coomers and trannies.
He said some weird shit about how he'd date Contrapoints and then his brother commented on the post asking was he gay, he went on this weird ass rant before deleting the post and whining about transphobic family members.

I wish I never found his socials. I really think Anime is the gateway for some people to get into weird ass shit man, how do you go from someone who was trying to be a rapper and all about the streets before Covid & after suddenly you are a anime watching, trans simping weirdo who idolizes a fat white coomer?
I just can't look at him the same, even saw him liking furry shit. Once his dream girl was Rihanna now it's fucking contapoints?

No. 689582

>>689581
and i'm not saying his rapping and streets shit was good, I'm just saying he did a full change in how he thinks. It really feels like the internet sucked him in and spit him out from one weird personality to the next.

No. 689585

>>689408
I miss Kawaii stuff, I feel like only trannies do the aesthetic nowadays I want to avoid it because of that.

No. 689586

>>689524
I feel you, anon. Good thing that men are incredibly simple.

No. 689593

>>689581
>from rihanna to hontra
What a loser.

No. 689598

>>689581
I know it should be unimportant but what race is he, is he black or white ?

No. 689601

>>689598
Anon there are other races lmao

No. 689602

I feel absolutely subhuman. I've discovered Maretu, and not only did I find out that it's a scrote making the music but also that it's Vocaloid. I thought Vocaloid was just an anime or some lame way to label all those retarded AMVs people have been making since they've been able to. I'm probably still going to listen to it.

No. 689603

god i want a big mantitty joth himbo bf

No. 689604

I think People toss the word hate around too freely these. Hating something takes something out of you, it requires energy and time to truly "hate" something. It consumes you. You stay up at night just hating whatever it is you hate.

So now you've got people saying shit like "I hate racism" or "I hate the jews" and then they go about their merry way not really doing anything else about racism or jews. They'll go eat dinner with their family and say "oh, no, I hate broccoli" but then eat it anyway because goddamnit your mom spent a lot of time making that broccoli casserole and you're gonna get some of it because everyone else likes it. It's a word that has lost all meaning, just like racist and bigot and whatever other pejorative you wanna use.

No. 689606

>>689598
He's black.

No. 689628

>>689606
Tell his mom.

No. 689634

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>sorta want to submit for a radfem zine anonymously
>not sure if I'm even talented enough to submit or if I'll end up changing my views and cringe a few years later

No. 689637

>>689431
I don’t feel like it’s progress in the right direction if you know them. If your feelings translate into how you interact with them outside of the daydreams, it can cause problems. I used to do that and it became scary because with real people they can do all kinds of unexpected things you may not like and ruin the imaginary time you spent with them (lol) and it made me so annoyed I stopped talking to a friend completely for weeks and almost end friendships so that’s why I just don’t do that anymore with people I know. Now I still do it with celebrities and pretend I’m famous too which isn’t much better kek but it’s still fun

No. 689644

>>689634
hell yeah do it anon

No. 689654

Ahhh I’m reading the essay feedback from my T.A and I’m cringing so hard I can’t even read it. Fuck and I have to submit it tonight I should’ve done this several days ago.

No. 689661

>>689634
Please do it, anon, it will be amazing.

No. 689665


No. 689678

>>689665
jock goth

No. 689680

I feel too ashamed and scared to wear nice and pretty clothes in public because I'm really ugly. I want to dress elegantly but I would look absolutely disgusting, so I wear sweaters and ugly baggy clothing that "fit" me better. But I want to wear high heels and cute blouses and look good! Life is unfair!

No. 689682

i would like a father figure (not related to me, not sexual) to form a bond w and fill in the spaces my dad left out

No. 689683

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No. 689688

>>689683
How many noelfags do we have here,let's have a potluck

No. 689691

>>689688
ayrt, I didn't know about this cat until I googled goth playing football just a moment ago kek
But I mean I'd simp for him if I was into sports

No. 689693

>>689691
He hosts british bake off, get into it anon

No. 689695

>>689682
There are probably older, childless guys out there who want a similar bond. or maybe I’m really fucking naïve

No. 689696

Gimp girl is a surprisingly decent artist

No. 689699

>>689696
Wrong thread, scroll for unpopular opinions.

No. 689700

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No. 689701

>>689699
Is it not also dumbass shit tho, anon?

No. 689702

>>689683
oh that's sexy
>>689695
hard finding them..like on tinder it concerns me. why are you in your 50s on a dating app with age range as low as 23? also i'm gay so this is just gonna be confusing

No. 689704

>>689701
Of course, I was kidding anon dw

No. 689710

>>689695
Why do they need to be childless? A guy with kids could still be her father figure.

No. 689713

>>689710
Nta, but honestly a guy with kids would probably be a better father figure, but maybe there are guys who want kids but can't have them, so that's probably why they would want a "daughter". That kind of relationship would be cute given that the dude isn't a creep.

No. 689715

>>689710
>>689713
original anon
yeah a man with children would expect a different, healthy dynamic. just a man who could fill my needs of needing a father figure and his needs of needing possibly a good relationship w a young woman as he maybe didn't have that w his daughter

No. 689718

File: 1607380638521.png (3.71 MB, 2828x1382, Screenshot 2020-12-07 at 22.36…)

Anons I used to love playing these cooking browser games

No. 689730

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Bitches really out here getting pregnant. In 2020.

No. 689737

There are old photos of me from MySpace that I can't erase from the Google search and I don't care about that, but I can't believe how actual chub my face was and I thought that was my peak. Took until my late 20s for my face to settle and I look so much better I can't get over how chubby my face looks and I was voguing with it. Jesus Christ lol. Sometimes I open up my front camera and do the stupid poses I thought were hot shit as a teen and I definitely would have preferred to have my face now compared to what it was back then. Confidence is so weird, I was objectively ugly back then but more social so I thought I had more status or whatever.

No. 689743

>>689718
Me too. I absolutely sucked at the Star Sue Kitchen game but it was still my favorite lol

No. 689746

I should have never discovered Kibbe because it made me get complexes about my body I didn't have before. However I can't look away.

No. 689752

ah ah ah ah AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No. 689763


No. 689769

>>689477
they aren't sexy. i mean, sure, it's not ugly, but curves are more appealing to look at. those are just… legs. i guess.

No. 689785

>>689477
Woah, not what I was expecting lmao. Straight up and down skinny legs can be beautiful, but that is horrendous. She's clearly anorexic.

No. 689825

>>689477
They just looks kind of unnatural. Like a Tim Burton character rather than a real person

No. 689836

mfw my mind casually refers to a girl I knew as a "crush", then suddenly I realize that's why I liked her so much… It's true our subconscious really do be working overtime

No. 689893

the girl I'm interested in reminds me a lot of someone I used to know, and in my mind I keep calling her by the wrong name. she has a sister with that name too.
waiting for dumb me to eventually say the wrong name out loud and it'll be awkward as hell

No. 689906

I feel like waiting for a new thread to be made is like sitting around while the door bell rings hoping someone else gets up to answer so you don't have too.

No. 689912

>>689906
People who make new threads on the cow boards are heroes tbh, not only are they way more effort than I would consider investing in a cow, if you do it badly you'll get shit on. It takes dedication and balls and you won't catch me ever attempting it.

No. 690113

I know this is old news but what the fuck was cheryl cole and liam payne dating?? am I the only one who finds that weird as fuck

No. 690114

>>690113
Of course it was weird as fuck. She was a judge on the show he was on when he was a teen, then she shagged him and had his kid. It's acceptable though because she's considered massively attractive and successful in her own right. If she was someone more plain and lesser known, they would have said she was a cradle snatcher and a money grabber. She's a racist chav cunt anyway so fuck them both.

No. 690116

>>690113
Some people think she was his beard. What do you think of "chim"? Ridiculous or possible? I'm the anon who asked in the stupid questions thread lol.

No. 690117

File: 1607448473892.jpg (1.05 MB, 1452x1980, Chim2016.jpg)

Same anon. I ask, because of a) understanding of how fake the industry is b) most of these relationships are bollocks and c) weird shit like pic related. Why would she disguise herself at her best friends (kim's) kids halloween party and they pretend it's a pic of Justin? (kim's husband) It's stuff like that that fuels rumours they're actually a lesbian couple lol.

No. 690118

It's so funny whenever I look at old family videos of me and my sister from the 90s because my mom was fully a heroin chic Rammstein listening eurofag goth with no eyebrows. Also, I feel so humiliated beause she named me after some edgy memoroir of a 13-year-old junky prostitute who got AIDs and died like…. Great thanks..

No. 690120

>>690114
It's so gross because she first met him the first time he auditioned for XFactor when he was like 14 years old (fact check?) and once they started dating way later she said something about how cute/hot he was the first time she saw him like ewwwww
Also, I can't believe how many people didnt bat an eye at Harry dating that pedo Caroline Flack when he was 17. And then the fandom and media went on to joke for years about how she taught him every sexual thing he knows.

No. 690123

>>690118
Is the name uncommon enough/unique so that people make the connection with the junkie girl?

No. 690130

>>690123
Luckily for me it's an uncommon name in burgerland. I've only ever had one person (who was from Germany) ask me if I knew I had the same name as the memoir and I just played dumb.

No. 690136

>>690120
In that audition vid she looks at him like a proud aunty, completely sexless IMO, and dated him when he was 24. Very much an adult. As for Harry, age of consent is 16 and he sought her out out because he wanted a purely sexual relationship with an older, experienced woman. It skeeves people out when it's a much younger girl/older man because (like most women, especially girls) it's likely she wants more than sex or didn't want sex at all, and he's toying with her. Also, we know how abusive men can be, and in a myriad of ways. Power dynamics are different.

No. 690142

Idk where to poat since it's both a question and a bit of a vent.

Is it normal not to be too/not sad after a family member you were very close with dies??

My dad died a month ago and I did cry but I don't feel as empty and hollow as I did for example during my first breakup. Sure, I get emotional and cry when I remeber some stuff but I just… don't feel very sad as I'm "supposed" to??
We were very very close and I considered him my only family which is why it bothers me so much. Hell, sometimes I even joke about him being a ghost and fucking with us when something breaks or the cats act odd. I never lost someone close to me so it's really confusing.

No. 690146

>>690118
who is the junkie girl or what's the totle of her book? I wanna read it!

No. 690148

What if our souls just move to another body after we die, but we don't remember living our past life because our memories are located in our past body's brain?

No. 690149

>>690146
NTA but I'm guessing Wir Kinder Vom Bahnhof Zoo by Christiane Felscherinow.

No. 690150

>>690142
Probs less common, but nothing to beat yourself up about. It's not an indiction you cared for him less. When a family member of mine died, I burst out laughing, felt euphoric for a few days, then normal for a few months, until I suddenly crashed, exhausted and burned out, fell into a deep depression. Sobbed all day. Was the strangest thing i've experienced. You might have a delayed response, be mindful of that.

No. 690151

>>690149
She's alive.

No. 690153

>>690146
The English title is Zoo Station.
The girl is actually still alive! I seem to have gotten my sad memoirs mixed up. There is also a movie based on her life that is pretty good and has a very lolsy bad english dub.

No. 690155

>>690151
There's nobody else who fits that description.

No. 690162

>>690150
Yea, I heard that that can happen, still feels odd considering I used to be really scared of it happening, even back when I was a kid.

Thanks for the reply anon

No. 690163

>>690153
Nayrt and that's funny because I read your post and immediately thought it might be that, before reminding myself that Europe is huge and I was being big headed to think that I knew what you were talking about.
I'm from the UK and have no knowledge of most European countries but we watched that film in my highschool German class for some reason.

No. 690169

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>>690153
Her friend Babsi was the one that died. Pic rel.

No. 690182

>>690118
That book and the movie are pretty popular in Europe

No. 690187

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my rabbits when I give them a piece of old bread

No. 690189

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I wish I could butter bread neatly. Why does it always tear and rip at the bread and never look smooth? I am gentle and use a butter knife and everythjng. Life isn’t fair anons.

No. 690193

>>690189
You must let butter become room temperature dear sweet anon

No. 690194

>>690189
Buy softer butter or whip it a little before spreading? It always happens to me when I use cheap, hard butter.

No. 690200

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It's funny how no matter what generation a weeb is from, they all act the same

No. 690211

>>690200
Glad to see our culture isn't dead

No. 690222

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do cats really

No. 690223

tinfoling anons are the worst

No. 690224

Everytime I noticed trends in like the vent thread or advice threads etc, I think about astrological transits. I'm feeling depressed af lately and not sleeping well. It's comforting to know others are having shit times, we're in this together sisters.

No. 690226

Is it just me or do you guys struggle to communicate? I'm not sure how to word it but like…I can say something, and the person I'm talking to replies as if I said something totally different? And it happens a lot?

I only really noticed this since starting my new job. Because sure, in a recreational setting people might just want to talk about themselves and hear what they want to, but like I'd ask these people specific questions, maybe they're training me or something. Sometimes they'll be like what? Before giving me either a vague answer or something not in the area at all. Or they'll stare blankly for a second or two before giving a non-answer.

It just feels like there's this vast disconnect in even the basic comprehension of what I'm saying. I'm not talking about connecting on a deeper level or anything (though obviously that's a struggle too), but just…literally understanding the simple question i'm asking.

There's one coworker who seems to understand what I'm saying though, which is such a relief but also confuses me more. For example I asked one coworker "so this document goes in this folder, right?" and she seems SUPER confused by my question, so I define which document (the one I'm holding) and which folder (the one I'm fucking pointing to) and the state of said document etc etc, and I seem to be just confusing her more and more before she states she needs to go ask someone about some nuance that only she brought up, leaving me more confused than when I started. Once she left that one coworker turns to me and just says "yes, it goes in that folder". That was all I wanted to know.

And usually yes my questions are THAT SIMPLE, and I think in the act of trying to simplify it more I complicate it for them? And it also feels like they struggle to hear me and what I'm saying at all, even though they're fully paying attention. This happens with 4/6 of my coworkers almost every time I interact with them.

No. 690227

>>690224
not exactly related but I find it really weird when I post a confession, vent etc then scroll up and see one that's really similar. it happened to me earlier today and it happened in the past too. maybe you're onto something

No. 690229

>>690222
why is this person making so much fucking rice. Is that even gonna fit in that pot once it's done
>>690189
melt it a lil

No. 690232

>>690227
I'm glad you wrote that because I didn't know how to put it in words that some of the vents and advice asked are related or similar. It's happened to me a few times too!

No. 690236

>>690226
Every once in a while this happens to me too. I'll say something and the response seems to have no connection to the subject of what I said. Feels like a glitch in reality

No. 690243

>>690222
mine shits/pisses in the bathtub, but goddamn at least he doesn't ruin my dinner lol

No. 690244

>>690226
Either you have an accent or something that they aren't used to or they're stupid imo.

No. 690245

>>690226
I know exactly what you mean, but from the opposite side. Someone will clearly ask or state something simple, I realize it's simple, but I just can't fucking understand for some reason? Like they're talking in a different language? I'm seeing and hearing you, but it's not connecting.
This suddenly started to happen, and just as suddenly stopped. My guess is very high stress levels caused it, I was involved in a lengthy lawsuit at the time which drained all my energy and attention. Your co-workers are probably going through some shit.

No. 690252

>>690245
Samefag, I have to add
>my new job
>4/6 coworkers
If the majority of the employees in the company are in such a mental state, you can be almost sure the job is causing it. Since it's a new job, pay attention to this, you might not want to stay for long, you don't want that to become you.

No. 690257

>>690226
I understand what you mean and it’s hard to answer your question, it’s making me feel very weird but
> I think in the act of trying to simplify it more I complicate it for them?
Maybe? I think some people live in their own heads a lot and things are just second nature to them, so actually thinking things through might kinda jolt them even if it’s a very simple question? And yeah maybe they think you’re getting at something, for example with the folders, perhaps she was thinking you were implying something or asking a deeper question that she didn’t understand?

I don’t know anon, I have the same experiences, it’s fucking weird how you can be fluent in the same language but have huge communication issues.

No. 690260

>>690257
That's a really good point actually! Something like that can trip me up at times too.

Except for one coworker who's just a ball of anxiety and runs to the managers at the tiniest thing. In her case maybe >>690245 is more accurate.

No. 690271

Have you ever failed an exam but still gotten a good grade? Is there any other explanation besides the teacher being secretly in love it you?

No. 690272

>>690271
I wouldn't assume it's the latter unless everyone else who failed the test isn't getting a good grade. Maybe he's just taking it super easy on you guys?

No. 690275

>>690271
probably a huge overall curve to the class. i did badly on a final and expected a c- but got a b+ instead.

No. 690277

>>690271
Lemme guess, you're the kind of person who assumes everyone is in love with you for any given reason

No. 690279

>>690271
Yeah, if I did well the rest of the term as a cushion for the blow and also >>690275

No. 690282

>>690226
>Is it just me or do you guys struggle to communicate?
>I'm not sure how to word it

anon i love u. and yes.

No. 690290

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i just found out this girl i knew in high school is featured in a kiwi farms thread lol

No. 690293

>>690290
Did she show signs of being a cow in school or was it a total surprise

No. 690298

>>690293
i wasn't expecting her to become a known internet quantity/did a double take seeing the name but she was always one of those people who has that attitude about fetishes needing to be defended like oppressed minorities, so in that way i can't be surprised about it

No. 690299

>>690271
Years ago my secondary school music teacher gave me a low pass mark for my final music exam (a live performance in front of an audience) despite me very clearly failing (had to restart, messed up multiple times throughout etc.) caused by my terrible performance anxiety and a massive inferiority complex towards the rest of my classmates. I know that teacher knew/suspected my mental health was terrible at the time and I honestly believe she just gave me a passmark out of pure sympathy so I could graduate without problems lol because I 100% did not deserve a pass mark from that performance alone.

No. 690304

Wrapped up some cute socks for my mom and ran out of paper so it's now this ungodly SOFT BALL. A true surprise.

No. 690322

>Things You Hate thread
969 posts
>Things You Like thread
263 posts

hmmm

No. 690324

>>690271
There was a section of my Italian exam which involved being given a surprise scenario to have a conversation about. I got 5 minutes to make notes in preparation, but could not remember the verb ‘to steal’ which meant failure as my scenario was about my bag being stolen. The teacher looked at my notes but couldn’t give me any hints as we were being taped… she starts rubbing over her breasts and I’m thinking wtf until I realise she’s trying to remind me of the word ‘rubare’

No. 690330

>>690322
I mean, anonimity is pretty attractive to angry/sad people who want to vent. I don't think it's a coincidence that 90% of posts on image boards are negative and/or hostile. You don't typically see people in a bad mood wanting to talk about all of the things that they like.

No. 690336

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Can't wait to see the shitshow and dramatics my sister will throw after my mom tells her we aren't going to her home for christmas due to me getting surgery soon. I bet she will say she will cut off contact, she always says that at any minor inconvenience.

No. 690344

>>690336
Is that an ankle monitor?

No. 690347

>>690344
Isn't it a smart watch?

No. 690348

>>690344
That’s literally an Apple Watch

No. 690352

>>690348
>>690347
Wow then that's a terrible design. Ugly.

No. 690357

>>690352
Anon I'm absolutely bewildered that you've somehow gone this long without ever having seen an apple watch.

No. 690361

>>690344
I bet you are fun to be around anon

No. 690365

>>690357
I have seen them before, but I guess I just don't see them often or care about them enough to immediately notice one. I don't see ankle monitors irl either, but that's just what it looks like.

I just googled apple watches and they look so stupid. Why not just use your phone. Would not $280+ to do stuff I could use my phone for. Atleast regular watches are classy and cute. Smart watches are just ugly.
>>690361
?

No. 690366

>>690365
*Would not pay

No. 690370

>>690365
Some people don’t want their phone out or aren’t allowed to have it out at places like work, so the watch functions like a surrogate phone

No. 690372

>>690365
I'm right there with ya anon, fuck these jetson bitches & their tacky screenware

No. 690374

>>690370
And what if their place of work bans smartwatches? What's next? Smart necklaces?

No. 690379

>>690365
>>690352
I used to think they were really ugly too until I saw a coworker with one. She made hers really pretty with a rosegold band that flattered her skintone perfectly and a custom skin or something. I asked her what brand hers was and I was surprised she told be it was an Apple Watch.

Still wouldn't get one though.

No. 690381

>>690374
Apple anklets

No. 690385

>>690374
smart eyelenses, no one can spy on you anymore. imagine that

No. 690388

>>690385
But then they'll be spying on your friends/family/roommates thru your eyes anon

No. 690390

>>690385
Ew. There would probably be more weirdos who do creep shots.

No. 690413

>>690211
It’s cute imo

No. 690440

>>690277
Sorry I was just joking. Probably we were just all so bad he had to go easy with the grading.

No. 690453

>>690271
Replying to this super late but, don't teachers have to make sure a certain amount of students pass or they get fired?

No. 690496

I cannot believe that they are still together after all that shit

No. 690515

>>690496
Who? My asscheeks?

No. 690522

>>690515
… Damn you that was the punchline

No. 690551

>>690522
You'll get em next time anon

No. 690563

i hope discharge anon is having a good day

No. 690566

>>690563
You mean kintard

No. 690568


No. 690569

Op image is what ketamine feels like

No. 690618

>>690568
Please do not make us tell you

No. 690624

aren't most women's hair styles technically mullets? shorter in the front (bangs/fringe) & longer in the back? what else defines a mullet that would exclude the majority of typical female haircuts?

No. 690629

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>>690624
Uhm, a mullet is supposed to be short everywhere except the back. That includes top and sides as well, anon.

Don't be tricked into thinking some other styles are mullet.

No. 690630

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>>690629
This, I would not consider a mullet

No. 690633

This song makes me so happy I get brought to tears everytime. It's like a sickening joy that comes over me and makes me think of the best things in the whole world. Anon pls listen

No. 690636

simplynailogicals boyfriend looks like such a soyboy. They're a cute couple though

No. 690661

>>690624
I don't get the hate towards mullets in general honestly. (Maybe it's just because my dad has one lol)

No. 690672

>>690636
2018 is that you?! Thank God. I need you to listen very carefully, close all of China's borders

No. 690705

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FUCK I DID IT AGAIN I STAYED UP TOO LATE FFFFUUUUU

No. 690726

>>690705

Oh god I regrettably know this feeling too anon. Every night I'm like okay I'll at least go to sleep an hour earlier than I do, next thing I know I look at the clock and it's 5 am. Why am I so self destructive lmao

No. 690727

>>690726
ayrt
>looks at clock
>5am
together let us weep that our tears will smooth the path to a better future

No. 690730

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>>690727

Amen, I wish you the most comfortable sleeps ever that will keep you well rested anon

No. 690734

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>>690730
I like being a small koala getting hugged, thanks anon I wish it to you too with happy soothing dreams!

No. 690735

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why is the confessions thread so awful this month, half the posters in there lately sound underage

No. 690746

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the madman wont stop with the bad makeup

No. 690747

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>>690116
Did somebody say chim

No. 690749

>>690747
Jeez I just had the most brilliant idea in my life, you know those photos of people "levitating" (sitting on hidden chairs with a cane) and how vivec always levitates to assert dominance over mortals and how vivec is a hermaphrodite god so he can be male or female? So I could make a hidden levitating chair, make the cane into muatra, and paint myself blue and yellow and make the best vivec cosplay ever are you with me anons I'm gonna dooo iiiiiiit

No. 690754

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I wonder what dude on the far right is screaming about

No. 690758

I am trying to get into DC comics but their art is hypersexualized and it gives me such a weird feeling even when I really like the story

No. 690783

>>690149
>>690151
OP of >>690146, I thought of Christinne immediately but thought it's someone else since she didn't drop dead. Thanks anyway!
>>690169
wow she was beautiful…

No. 690784

>>690758
I fucking love DC comics (movies..don’t wanna talk about it kek) but but that’s most comics, unfortunately. The super sexy female forms in skin tight costumes and hyper jacked dudes is seriously just part of the superhero aesthetic nowadays, and it blows. You could try reading Teen Titans or Super Sons (my faves) for some cuter stories that are less sexual used bc they’re, well, younger characters. Or go for some of the older stuff! What are you trying to read?

No. 690788

>>690754
>Birds… scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth… but sadly we don't speak bird

No. 690823

I've never really understood why certain people say they are proud to be a certain nationality or ethnicity. Like that's not something you achieve, you're just born into it

No. 690825

>>690618
please..

>>690630
does anyone else remember her tumblr days? where she said something along the vein of minorities are cool or some tone deaf shit and people turned on her

No. 690827

Wherever I go I have people confessing all of their shit to me. Like I'm friendly towards a girl who's in my class and before I know it she tells me everything about her poor mental health and her history of being bullied and what not. I hardly know the girl. These things happen quite regularly. I'm extremely closed and private myself so I have no idea why people do this to me when I'm not exactly sharing anything about myself.

No. 690843

>>690827
People do this to me too. I feel like because I'm quiet, people can't gauge my personality or must think I have no opinion. So they just dump all their shit on me like I'm their personal diary, cos I seemingly won't judge

No. 690845

>>690827
Maybe it's because you're a closed and private person. I have a friend who this used to happen to frequently and it was because she asked the other party lots of questions about themselves because she didn't know how else to keep a conversation going. Maybe you give others the impression that you're more interested in them than you actually are.

No. 690847

>>690823
I think it's just being proud of all the things the people of your culture have made and being happy you get to experience it. Also, it's not bad for people to be proud of things they are born as. Like gay people being proud of being gay.

No. 690855

kek they always do

No. 690860

I just saw someone on tumblr taking commissions for moodboards and i'm truly baffled. who would want to spend money on that?

No. 690875

I was feeling really sick to my stomach the past two days and stayed home from work bc of it. My boyfriend had a package sent to my house last week and it happened to arrive when I was home, and he told me to open it. It was a 5lb bag of my favorite sour gummy bears and some salted chocolate caramels. I wanted to die bc I couldn't eat them. He came over to check on me and drop of ginger ale, ate a chocolate, and when he went to kiss me a after, I smelled the chocolate on his breath and just…sniffed it kek, then whined about how life is very cruel and unfair.

No. 690882

I burnt my tongue & I'm not happy about it

No. 690892

I have a lot of physical health issues that aren't invisible, and I know that people on my social media want to question why I look a certain way or what's wrong or something.
I love keeping it private, though. I think it's more interesting than if I had a list of conditions available or was a #disabilitywarrior or something. Instead you get to see pictures of how disfigured my hands are while in use and videos of me figure skating and skateboarding instead of how many pills I have to take or what my physio office looks like.
Plus thankfully PC culture seems to make everyone beat around the bush instead of asking anything outright, too.

No. 690894

>>690875
>>690727
Anons did you survive morning? I stupidly stayed up until 6am but forgot to set my alarm so I didn't wake up until 4pm. I'm so mad at myself.

No. 690899

What's stopping us biological women from identifying as beautiful trans women and advocating for our own, beautiful trans women spaces? What's stopping us from advocating for free surgeries that will make us look like the beautiful women we are?

No. 690901

>>690899
I've debated making a gofundme for "feminization" and just fucking off to use the money on fixing my car or buying useless tat. Technically as long as my purchases "define and reenforce my gender" I can argue that I used the money properly.

No. 690903

>>690901
A pink maserati

No. 690906

>>690899
Be careful, anon. You don't want to end up in the MtF because anons found your GFM, start analyzing your head size, and call you a cow.

No. 690911

>>690906
Nta but maybe it’s finally time to use my massive head to my advantage. Thanks mom.

No. 690914

>>690630
i believe this would be classed as a "fashion mullet." not quite your 80's trailer trash mullet, but a mullet nonetheless.

No. 690919

>>690906
either that or they’d start hyperanalysing the exact length width and approximate weight of her thumbs and linking that to how she’s ABSOLUTELY a man, just look at that 3cm wide thumbnail, disgusting

No. 690924

>>690847
nta, but I don't really understand pride in general. I don't see what distinguishes it from happiness

No. 690925

today I fucked up at work and the customer had every right to be annoyed at me but both she and my manager were really nice and understanding, I was rly lucky
On an unrelated note I hate myself how am I bad even at being a cashier

No. 690927

>>690860
Believe me, you could be selling absolutely anything, anything and there’s going to be at least one person who will want to buy it.

No. 690931

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He looked kind of cute before, how did he end up aging so weird?

No. 690933

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>>690931
>inb4 anons attack you for calling him cute at any point
A fellow woman of taste.

No. 690934

>>690914
I like these kind of mullets tbh. Emo mullets too.

No. 690949

>>690931
>>690933
Homegrown smh

No. 690950

>>690931
Improper tongue placement and poor hair styling.

No. 690952

>>690950
Improper tongue placement my ass, this fool had a weak chin from the dawn of time and is pushing what, 40? That's just his neck now girl

No. 690955

>>690952
Medically, it's a neck ridge

No. 690957

>>690952
Improper tongue placement would cause him to be ugly from the getgo, no? That's something developed in early speech

No. 690965

>>690957
I've read that retraining the resting position of your tongue can improve the shape your face/jaw overtime even if you're already developed, but I doubt that it would do too much for a Cera chin situation

No. 690973

why do all third party sites/extensions for seeing instagram stop fucking work?I don't wanna be on this shitty platform everyone is at and I want to see their pics/stories/highlights goddamnit

No. 690974

I want to get into the stock market but the more I learn the more confusing it gets. My dumbass invested money before fully understanding but hopefully this pushes me to actually learn about it faster. Or I just threw 200 bucks down the actual drain kek.

No. 690982

>>690973
These two work for me and when one goes down, the other is usually working

https://insta-stories.ru/?lang=en
https://gramhum.com/

No. 691004

>>690931
He really aged unbelievably badly. The newer AD episodes were hard to watch because of his and Will Arnett's faces tbh.

No. 691008

>>690974
It's a dangerous game, but well worth if you play your cards right. I hope you didn't put all your money in one stock tho

No. 691010

What do you anons have as your alarm tone? The default iPhone alarm makes me shudder and literally have a pain in my chest. Does anyone use any nice jingles or sounds that are not so abrupt and startling

No. 691012

>>691010
For iPhone the only alarm tone that doesn't make my heart race is Radiate iirc.

No. 691013

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is this bad anons?

No. 691017

>>691010
I use Ripples it’s nice and soft

No. 691026

>>690982
I was using insta-stories till yesterday when it stopped working.thank you for the other site anon

No. 691030

So there's this dude I been hanging with and we made out a bit at most but I'm like pretty tired of him. Like he likes me WAY more then I can even bare him. He so soft and pathetic. But anyway he let me borrow a switch game of his and im only still talking to him so I can play it. Should I just steal the shit and tell him I never liked him and don't speak to me again. Like ill get the game and his anoyying ass leaves me alone. Asshole move but I dont really care. He only knows my number nothing else. He doesn't even know where I live or discord.

No. 691032

>>691013

You’re more average than average?

No. 691033

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>>691013
anon my highest percentage is sociopathy at 83% on one of those tests that's not the worst result you can get

plus it isn't the most accurate thing in the world

t. a bpdchan

No. 691034

>>691033
Can you link that test? Looks fun

No. 691035

>>691030

I still hold a grudge towards my childhood next door neighbor for never returning my copy of Frogger so imma say no.

No. 691037

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im so tired of men hitting on me, especially at work (customer service job). last week, when my coworker had her lunch break, this guy who i've seen around sat down and stared at me for like 10 min before coming up to me and starting the most awkward convo. he was like 'hi i just wanted to talk w u because… look at u' and gestured towards me i was like wtf, ew. i'm afraid he'll come back the next time i'm alone. it's not that he is threatening, he's just extremely awkward and if he actually asks me out i'll have to turn him down, which it makes me uncomfortable. i just want to be left alone!!!

whenever i turn men down i feel bad although i shouldn't. how do i stop doing this? i know i don't owe anyone anything, but i pity them because they seem so nervous. i usually lie and say 'sorry, i have a bf' to soften the blow, but it's almost 2021 and i want to stop protecting men's egos.

No. 691039

>>691037
ew anon what the actual fuck? did he really was there looking at u 10 minutes straight? who he thinks he is ugly mf piece of shit he probably though how charming he was for having his eyes glued on u dont feel bad for rejecting men no one cant control others delusions.

No. 691046

>>691037
Why you care about men you dont even like/find attractive feelings? He was making you uncomfortable and you don't like being asked out and you said no because that's what you want and I'm pretty sure it's fine to make yourself happy and you don't owe anyone shit. You shouldn't feel bad at all

No. 691049

I bought a bigass tablet and I can barely even draw

No. 691050

>>691037
If you never reject men harshly, they'll never learn and they'll continue to think it's okay to be a fucking creep. Sure they might turn misogynistic and stupid, but that's the chance you gotta take, anon-chan

No. 691052

I just want some fucking wholesome encouragement!!!!!!!1not pity!!!!!NOWWqw

No. 691053

>>691049
But now you can have fun learning on something new!

No. 691054

>>691050
thank you, anon! he did and this has happened before (a lot of people regularly visit the place i work at and like 80% of them is men). they think they are subtle but they literally oogle me and some of my other coworkers.

>>691046
>>691039
thank you for replying i really appreciate it. i think a part of me feels bad (idk why probably my anxiety or something), but a bigger part of me is afraid that it'll turn physical. i have once experienced a male stranger hitting on me while physically restraining me, which was v scary. this is unlikely to happen at work though, so i'll just tell them "no" and that'll be it!

No. 691055

>>691037
Just say no and nothing else. You don't owe them an explanation and you most certainly don't have to protect a stranger's feelings who doesn't consider yours when he comes up to you at your job and puts you in an awkward position.

No. 691059

File: 1607549574273.jpeg (113.5 KB, 800x1200, 944B704A-6B6C-4610-96CE-4E2612…)

I like doing my nails now that I found products that work with me. I am one of those bitches whose nails chip hella easy, like literally the next day, and I hate waiting hours for everything to fully dry with a regular top coat. Seche Vite really saved my life and makes everything so fun and easy, I do my nails at night and within an hour they are fully dry, and imo look better the next day once its completely cured. I wish I had used it sooner as it makes my delicate Chanel polish last longer.

No. 691060

>>691055
I'm all for it but can't it be dangerous fot anon? men are insane

No. 691066

>>691049
Same here,using Krita on my tablet and so far it's been really hard

No. 691076

>>689054
I know that it's a common complain for conversations in OLD apps to be really dry and short but I'm talking to a guy now that won't shut up lol he even told me the name of all his nephews and what gifts they want for christmas alreay and this is the second time we've talked (first time was like an hour). Like a feel like a bitch but shut uuuup kek I find the oversharing so early such a turn off.

I'll probably block him any minute now, he doesn't even pick up my lack of interest because he just keeps going.

No. 691083

I love when my cat yawns. He does yawns and makes a noise like ᵃʰ..ᵃʰʰʰʰ ᶜᵃ⁻ᶜʰᵃ and then makes that cute smacking his lips and swallowing sound. He is so cute I want to cry. He makes me feel loved too. He makes me feel better when I am down!!

No. 691095

I want hot cheetos

No. 691099

>>691095
finally
a relatable post. HOT CHEETOS ARE SO FUCKING GOOD

No. 691106

>somebody links me a post
>a fujoshi begging people to tag "self-insert" so she can block it
>it's a major trigger for her because her trans ex-gf left her
>she left her because she was seriously in love with an NPC in a game they played together
Well, that was a weird story for today.

No. 691109

>>691095
>>691099
I have a bag rn and will share with both of you. Question: Which do you like more? Hot cheetos or hot fries?

No. 691112

>>691099
but hot cheetos makes my asshole pucker and exhale.

No. 691119


No. 691127

My cute succulent dropped in it's planter to the floor and almost all of it's leaves have fallen off. I'm so sad, it was my favourite plant and it was thriving. And I can't even propragate the fallen leaves because it's a species that doesn't propragate though single leaves according to google.

This deserves to be in this thread because I get stupidly attached to my plants and I'm genuinely upset over my plant.

No. 691129

>>691106
I wish I could see the trainwreck kek

No. 691133

>>691109
Hot cheetos 100%, hot fries are a waste of calories imo
Takis>Cheetos tho

No. 691137

>>691127
It's not stupid anon. Having killed a couple pants myself I know that pain lol. I had my first succulent in a glass pot with no drainage hole and cried when it died.

What kind of succulent is it? Do you think it could grow back? Sometimes it'll be ok if you just leave it alone for a while, depending on what plant it is. All hope may not be lost.

No. 691143

I am obsessed with watching My 600lb Life.

No. 691144


No. 691149

>>691137
Just read
>Having killed a couple pants
And thought this was related to the hot cheetos comments

No. 691151

>>691149
Ha I thought so too this whole time

No. 691152

>>691083
That's so cute anon, what color cat is he? Cat yawns are the best

No. 691153

>>690226
Intonation, body language and eye contact are all parts of communication. If you’re mumbling and acting autistic it will confuse people lol. I was autistic and then just read and practiced communication skills, body language concepts etc. now I am a socialite who feels like an imposter because I’m really just a robot following a strict set of rules lmao but I fool them all

No. 691155

>>691153
anon please share your sources

No. 691158

>>691155
Seconding this, please share your tricks with fellow autists

No. 691164

>>691109
GIMME THE HOT CHEETOOOS

No. 691167

>>691133
to me, hot fries have THE best chip texture of all time

No. 691175

>>690222
no they don't, dogfag

No. 691177

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! IF HE TOLD ME TO POP THIS PUSSY IN A CIRCLE I WOULD DO IT!

No. 691180

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>>691052
The way I got a ban from this for autism and then got it revoked

No. 691185

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Why are female characters in shounen anime so busty? i understand a mature-looking character but this is absolutely ridiculous. I can't take the anime or any of these characters seriously because of the weird male gaze they're drawn through

No. 691190

>>691177
What about a triangle?

No. 691193

>>691185
>why are female characters in media aimed primarily at adolescent boys so sexualized?

No. 691195

>>691185
welcome to 99% of anime. it's for male virgins.

No. 691200

>>691155
Please anon, don't leave us hanging.

No. 691202

>>691195
I watch a ton of anime, mainly magical girl and shoujo stuff and i always see people in anime circles raving about shounen stuff. so it's odd to see the uber popular ones be so overtly sexual, i tried watching BNHA and all I saw was someone's giantess fetish in like the first episode. I don't get it

No. 691206

I sometimes wonder how many of us are here. Like, are we just the same fourteen people standing in a circle shouting at each other? Are we in the hundreds? Even thousands?

No. 691210

>>691206
It's 67 of us anon.

No. 691212

>>691210
How do u know, anon?

No. 691214

>>691210
My vulva uttered the number.

No. 691218

>>691190
I'D DO THAT SHIT TOO! WHATEVER HE WAAAAAAANTTTTSSSS
>>691210
Very specific. Is this just how many of us are posting, or all of us including the lurkers.

No. 691221

>>691218
lurkers included
most of them post once or twice a month, too, but not all of them

No. 691223

>>690630
>>690914
basically i saw an article talking about miley cirus's "mullet" & it just looked like any other girls hair. id neve4 heard that mullets need to be short on the sides too, but that does look like what i picture when i think 'mullet'

No. 691225

>>691221
That makes sense I guess. Ot seems like one of slower boards.

Are you a former farmhand? I remember farmhands in meta saying something about the amount of users in ot.

No. 691228

>>691225
staff aren't allowed to reveal themselves without permission, not that I would know that

No. 691233

>>691218
it's a dumb guess anon. I strongly believe we're around or under 100 users. but yes there's also the lurkers..

No. 691235

>>691210
Not sure if I believe this number, considering the amount of anons who have admitted to using VPNs (which would make the amount of users higher than it actually is) and also, doesn't this site get 10k+ unique visitors daily? Unless that's only for the cow-related boards.

No. 691251

>>691206
I like to think it's just one farmhand and her sockpuppets

No. 691253

>>691202
Tbh I only watch shounen to see cute boys beat eachother up. I don't pay attention to the other shit.

No. 691254

Somewhat related but there's definitely one anon who IP hops and pretends to be two separate anons when she infights and it's really obv and annoying. I tend to drop all replies when I realize it's her again, and sometimes she replies to herself to kick up shit between her sockpuppets hoping to net a real anon with the bait to fight with lmao.
Sorry but I can't give away her tells, she'll read this and then try to hide them.

No. 691256

>>691254
Wow, what a sad existence she leads.

No. 691268

>>691254
How do you know?

No. 691272

>>691254
how about reporting her?

No. 691274


No. 691275

>>691254
I hate farmers who do this cos I'm pretty dim and unintentionally respond to their bait resulting in banishment kek. I'm new to image boards, hopefully I'll quit being retarded soon.

No. 691280

I think People toss the word hate around too freely these days. Hating something takes something out of you, it requires energy and time to truly "hate" something. It consumes you. You stay up at night just hating whatever it is you hate.

So now you've got people saying shit like "I hate racism" or "I hate the jews" and then they go about their merry way not really doing anything else about racism or jews. They'll go eat dinner with their family and say "oh, no, I hate broccoli" but then eat it anyway because goddamnit your mom spent a lot of time making that broccoli casserole and you're gonna get some of it because everyone else likes it. It's a word that has lost all meaning, just like racist and bigot and whatever other pejorative you wanna use.

No. 691282

>>691280
Stop reposting this stupid shit anon. We all read it the first time you wrote it.

No. 691283

>>691275
Kek I've been on imageboards starting from 4chan back in 07 and I still fall for bait all the time. I'm not unfamiliar with board culture, I'm just overly serious and can't relate to trolls. Like, I've never intentionally baited in my life, so it's never my first assumption that someone else is and I always get into arguments assuming the other person is just as earnest as I am.

No. 691284

>>691282
wait I already posted this, shit I must have forgotten
which thread

No. 691286

>>691283
I cannot imagine coming to an imageboard with a serious mindset, it seems like it would be so upsetting

No. 691291

>>691284
>>>/ot/689604

This same thread, silly.

No. 691293

>>691280
This copy pasta is weak

No. 691294

>>691286
nta but Im a dumbass, what do you mean by this? what are the different "mindsets" someone can have? I realize how dumb it is now but I thought there's only one way

No. 691303

>>691286
Serious might not be the right word for it. Like, I'm here to have fun and half the appeal of image boards is the humour and jokes, obviously I'm not here for serious business discussion. I just don't find trolling funny, don't do it myself, and don't automatically think someone else is doing it rather than just genuinely having a shitty opinion on something.

No. 691314

I told my bff that I unwillingly ate a sweet crepe bcuz I don't have an appetite these days and I'm eating just to satisfy my hunger. And her response was something in the lines of "there's no way you did it unwillingly" and I got really annoyed bcuz obviously it's alien to her I'd feel like eating nothing and that idc about tasting some tasty crepe.Honestly I couldnt think of nothing I'd want to eat at this time and I feel weird this happens and she seemingly dismissed it ugh

No. 691316

idk what thread this belongs in but i think people generally fall in love easy but societal expectations have conditioned them to think that falling in love is supposed to take a while and it's weird to be in love after dating for a short time. i'm not saying "love at first sight" or "love from afar" (barf) but i don't see why someone shouldn't be in love after like a month of seeing someone

No. 691319

>>691293

Weak or not, I agree. Even though many things annoy me about life, I don't think I genuinely feel hatred even towards ppl who have mentally harmed me.I feel a rage of negative emotions about situations but I haven't been consumed by hatred or at least I don't remember it happening for quite a few years

No. 691321

scrotes should never be trusted

No. 691323

I see women say "never love a man more than he loves you" and I just ??? I can't do that. I'm either in it 100% or I'm not. I don't see how I could force myself to love less. It wouldn't be genuine, or real, if I forced myself to try to feel or act a certain way that's not what I'm actually feeling. Maybe I don't fully understand the concept though.

No. 691324

>>691323
It's not saying you have to love someone less, just that he loves you move. If you love him 100%, he loves you 110%.

I'm not sure I agree with it entirely because it kinda encourages women to date down and settle for someone they aren't totally enamoured with. But it's completely true that whoever is less invested in a relationship has the most power.

No. 691325

>>691323
Same. I honestly think loving someone less than they love you would be fucking miserable. Why wouldn't you want to really really love the man you're with? Whenever I hear people talk about how their bf loves them more, I just feel bad for the boyfriend. Imagine being with someone that doesn't completely reciprocate your feelings AND brags about it. It honestly sounds like they are just mocking their partner.

I get it if they are just the type of person that doesn't show their feelings easily though.

No. 691328

>>691324
>>691325
I think only really paranoid women say this, honestly. I don't want my boyfriend to be an asshole, but surely I don't want a simp either, no?

No. 691330

>>691328
It doesn't have to be that dramatic or black and white… Ideally you would find someone you really love who really loves you and the difference is negligible, just don't be significantly more into a guy than he is into you.

No. 691332

>>691328
I don't think you understand what a simp is, anon. I don't think it's simping if you both equally love eachother. If the dude loves more than you love him, he would be the simp, which I can't imagine wanting.

I don't feel like men have to either be complete assholes or simps.

No. 691334

>>691332
Samefag, but also what would even be paranoid about that? Genuinely asking

No. 691335

>>691325
idk, I love my husband with all my heart but his stance is basically "If you die, I die". And I'd be absolutely devastated if something ever happened to him (knock on wood), but I'd eventually be able to move on. No idea if that's what the other anon talked about though.

No. 691342

>>691335
ayrt, I don't think it has to be that extreme. I understand having a s/o that couldn't be replaced by anyone, but that just sounds unhealthy lmao.

No. 691346

>>691342
I don't think he'd ever kill himself or whatever, but it's a fact that many (old) men die shortly after their wives do.

No. 691351

>>691346
If you plan on having offspring, that kind of attitude just shows that he doesn't give a fuck about his future kids and grandkids.
In cultures where the family is wide and tight-knit spouses survive each other for long times because they are both needed by and cared by the rest of the family. Your hubby basically sounds like he plans on having just you as his family, and disregarding all the rest. That doesn't sound good imo

No. 691353

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Some dick at a convenience store saw me wearing an Iron Maiden shirt and felt the need to fucking quiz me about them. I’ve seen them live you twat. I feel like when men say this kind of stuff about women in band tees, they’re just assuming we know nothing. I feel like the actual proportion of people who wear shirts for bands they don’t know is probably pretty low.

Imagine if any of us went up to a guy wearing a football jersey and asked him to name all the guys on the team, then got all bitchy when he couldn't. Why do people feel this is okay to do if it's a band tee? It's not any of your goddamn business why someone wears the clothes the do anyway.

I saw a guy quiz a girl about her Rush tee shirt and her response was great. "This was my dad's shirt. He passed away last year." Honestly, I don't give a fuck how little she knows the band, that's a fantastic reason to wear it.

No. 691357

>>691353
God who even does shit like that anymore? I thought society progressed past "Let me go up to this random person who I do not know and have never seen in my life to quiz them and prove how much of a poser they are! I'm so cool because I listen to music!". Jesus fucking christ.

I get it's nice to bond with people over likng something, but honestly band tees are fucking cool. I don't feel like I have to listen to an artist I probably wouldn't like just to wear their shit.

No. 691359

File: 1607585618077.png (1.47 MB, 1353x2048, 1607560361769.png)

Who asked for this

No. 691360

>>691359
Jennette Mccurdy isn't going to be on the show (for good reason), so honestly there is no point in this.

No. 691365

I’ve been given an extra credit assignment for choir to bump up my grade and said assignment is either write a 2-3 page essay about your favorite chorus piece we did this semester or write about a particular song/poem you like.

I just want to write about The Conjuring by Megadeth but I also don’t wanna disturb anyone, decisions decisions…

No. 691367

>>691353
This happened to me a few months ago with a video game shirt kek. Even if someone is just wearing a random shirt because they think it looks cool, I have no idea why people feel the need to quiz them about it.

I actually complimented some random guy’s band shirt a while ago and he was like “oh really? what’s your favorite song by them?” or something, what the fuck dude. It was a fairly mainstream rock band and not at all obscure. Some people are just looking for a fight over dumb shit.

No. 691370

>>691367
Honestly what do you even answer to people like that? It just makes me want to deck them

No. 691372

>>691370
The guy with the rock shirt that I complimented actually left me speechless, I was definitely not expecting more than a simple “thank you” and my mind blanked on a song title, so I’m sure the guy thought I was just another ~poser~ who doesn’t know about his cool rock band.

The whole point of those questions is to get you to talk. If you don’t prove your knowledge, you’re fake, if you do prove your knowledge, you’re spending your time proving yourself to some moron. There’s no way to win. I don’t compliment randos or reply back to them anymore.

No. 691374

I bought a bottle of the cheapest vodka that I could find simply because I wanted to get drunk, but I took one sip of it mixed with soda and it burned my mouth and made me gag. I don't want to drink it now, kind of want to just dump it out but it makes me think of that halsey song where she's like "bought a hundred dollar bottle of champagne like me, just to pour that motherfucker down the drain like me"

No. 691378

>>691353
Music snobbery is dumb in general and men are the worst for it. I don’t understand the gatekeeping; anyone with functional ears can listen to and enjoy any type of music. It’s not difficult, and it’s not improbable that the merch wearer is a fan. Also, literally everyone knows who the Beatles are so that’s an odd choice.

Related, the fact there are acceptable cult guilty pleasures but listening to an actual guilty pleasure is laughable to some music snobs, even if they are musically similar… is so fucking dumb. What’s the point in being ‘alternative’ or ‘indie’ if you can’t listen to a popstar sometimes unless she’s movement-approved?

No. 691382

File: 1607590826468.png (167.34 KB, 530x564, 1460380874647.png)

>tfw you accidentally "doxxed" Bladee and found his home adress on Google
>tfw you decide to write a handwritten letter to him expressing thanks and appreciation for his art
I know there's nothing inherently wrong with this, but I feel like I'm some autistically obsessive Ricardo Lopez mf. fuck it

No. 691387

>>691367
I also hate it when men do that but maybe he was just trying to start a conversation ? Not to white knight but I can see myself also say "what’s your favorite song by them" to know more about the other person

No. 691391

>>691382
I mean that is incredibly creepy. Idk who that guy is but, what artist wants people sending them letters. You could have just left a comment or sent an email. If I was him I'd be a little scared lmao.

No. 691395

>>691391
He's this singer I really like. Idk, I've been seriously depressed for most of this year, my
boyfriend committed suicide in May and I think I've been slowly going insane from the grief and guilt. I go to my therapist regularly but I put a lot of energy into collecting useless information/attachments
Anyways sorry for blogposting I'm just not feeling it today

No. 691404

>>691387
I didn't write it very clearly, but no, he definitely meant it in a "prove your knowledge" kinda way. His inflection was very snide and condescending. He replied with something like "yeah, I thought so" when I couldn't immediately think of a song title (kek). I only remember it now because it was such a weird exchange and reminded me not to talk to strangers.

No. 691410

>>691152
Late but I’m the yawning cat anon. He is a Chocolate British Shorthair and has a big soft belly. His name is Bear.

No. 691426

>>691395
Anon get help. First of all it's really creepy to send messages to random artist, and the fact you're obsessing over Bladee as well? kek. Rumour in sweden is that he's kinda autistic, and the weird quiet type. At least get a better obsession

No. 691478

This bag of shredded cheese expires on my birthday so I am calling it birthday cheese

No. 691494

Whenever I'm aroused the combination of being wet & relaxed makes my hemorrhoids pop out. For now it's not a huge problem since I can just push them back in, but I'm worried it won't go away by the time I find someone to fuck and they'll end up seeing my bootyhole bulging

No. 691511

Anyone else go to bed fantasizing about/looking forward to the breakfast they’re gonna make tomorrow morning?? Am I just eating dinner too early? (for context I eat at 7pm then go to bed around 1am)

No. 691528

File: 1607618238406.jpg (16.78 KB, 300x300, p-the-simpsons-hank-azaria.jpg)

years ago when the term moe was first entering weeb circles from anime i thought everyone was talking about moe szyslak from the simpsons.

No. 691534

>>691528
For me it was the other way around. By the time I was a full-fleshed weeb I only knew of Simpsons as "That one ugly cartoon that xx from school likes" and when I read about Moe in the context of Simpsons I was confused just what character was supposed to be cute lmao

No. 691567

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No. 691578

>>691511

I mean that’s seven hours of your day to go after you eat your last meal. That being said, I think eating again real late in the night isn’t good for you; you’re better off going to bed at a more reasonable time and eating dinner as-is.

No. 691631

File: 1607627323235.jpeg (214.01 KB, 1242x1237, ABF42270-D870-40F1-B1FE-48BE8D…)

I was looking at myself in the mirror with the facemask thing something on and wow! My eyes surely are asymmetrical. Can it even get fixed? Like my left eyelid is droopier than my right eyelid and I always look like the crazy emoji when I take pictures unless I find the perfect angle which evens the asymmetry.

No. 691632

>>691359
dan schnider

No. 691637

it's horrendous seeing scrotes talk about women ageing in places like 4chan. okay? you think women are useless past the age of 30. i guess we should kill ourselves or never hope for respectful faithful relationships. why are some people so miserable

No. 691648

>>691631
Most people have asymmetrical eyes. Mine are crazy asymmetric, but nobody seems to notice but me lol. Don’t worry about it too much, I’m sure you have beautiful eyes.

>>691637
Cause they have and never will have women in their lives. They are just angrily trying to cope with their own lonely existences by blaming it on the one thing they are all actually obsessed with. In reality, those suckers would settle for anything with a vagina.

No. 691655

I dont know why, but i've been looking at sperm donor profiles online just for the hell of it. I'm kind of coming to the conclusion that if I don't have a long term partner and if i'm financially in a good place by the time i'm 32 I'm just going to yolo and inseminate it up lol

No. 691660

>>691637
then don't go there.

No. 691689

>>691655
I kind of I want to do the same, anon. I mean, why not? A biological kid seems like a nice idea.
But at the same time, I don’t know if I would rather adopt a child, I’m reluctant about it because most of the time it seems like they only care about their biological parents? I get why, knowing where you come from is important, but I’ve read and heard lots of stories about adopted kids dropping everything they had at their adoptive homes just to look for their deadbeat parents, it’s kind of sucky.

No. 691734

>>691689
Nta but I’ve actually seen a lot of the opposite. One particularly striking example was a Chinese girl who was adopted to America due to the one child policy. Her bio parents were heartbroken about having to give her up, and still devastated during the documentary (18? years later). Meanwhile the adopted girl was absolutely fine and didn’t even seem massively interested in her bio family. Same story with a documentary about Romanians adopted to the U.K.

I think it largely depends on how you raise the kid. If they’re not lacking anything (in the parent-child) relationship, they will be secure. Maybe they’ll be interested in their origins but not obsessive. Of course it’s nice to know where you come from, but the family that raised you is more a part of your life and who you are as a person. You’re only going to reject that identity if it makes you unhappy.

Obviously some children are put up for adoption even though they’re loved but there’s also the fact that many are given up because they are not wanted, compared to the adoptive parent who wants them so much they go through a lot of shit to get them.

Also, your bio kids could hate you. Luck of the draw.

No. 691738

>>691655
I think it's kinda fun to shop for donors, but I don't think I could ever actually get one unless my partner was infertile. I had an abusive mom and barely a father growing up, so I really want my kid to have both parents.

No. 691771

Im so retarded. I cant aim in any fps console games like not even close I just spray the walls and floor and make perfect circles around the enemies. even if something is super close and the hitbox is like 60% of the screen I will fuck it up and miss I am literally a bot. Im not this incompetent in other things. Tell me it's because I dont have a boy lizard brain that is only good at be horny and click on head

No. 691773

File: 1607639123313.jpg (58.53 KB, 719x590, a76d2da9eca66f4497b00076d3ef92…)

Live photo of me arguing with myself because I'm going back and forth between double texting my bf and not bc my pride is getting in the way but I'm also lowkey worried.

No. 691782

File: 1607640006494.jpeg (106.83 KB, 828x468, DB03AEA5-9E85-436D-8477-362CB3…)

Am I stupid or do posts like this completely neglect the fact that these issues also affect women. I don’t know.

No. 691784

>>691782
You’re not stupid, men are just self-obsessed and forget the existence of women.

No. 691786

>>691782
This just sounds like being a high schooler.

No. 691789

>>691782
In my experience this sort of "oh woe is me what is my purpose" thing afflicts women less since women are more often burdened with a care taker role for their parents/siblings/kids/grandparents/partner/friends/whoever if they have depression or not while men can rarely be fucked to look after someone else even without depression.

No. 691797

Where are my jungle browsing bitches at, love ya fellow banons

No. 691799

>>691797
You and all the other jungle anons are Disgusting.

No. 691802

>>691797
I just recently converted after being a devote girltalk user. Hello, comrade.

No. 691804

>>691799
No need to chimp out

No. 691805

>>691782
What a pathetic little bitch.

No. 691808

>>691782
We have innate purpose, despite being degraded and shat on for millenia. They're hardwired to be either soldiers or power hungry leaders imo

No. 691813

File: 1607642227603.jpg (54.79 KB, 525x700, 5555.jpg)

>>691786
y-yeah only high schoolers

No. 691816

Anyone gonna watch this?

No. 691819

File: 1607642745814.jpeg (72.88 KB, 378x747, A381B120-BF40-4238-90DC-CF6AEE…)

>>691797
>jungle browsing

No. 691834

>>691819
Am I retarded for not knowing what this is? I've seen two posts about jungle anons and jungle browsing today.

No. 691837

>>691782
This is just a normal human thing. It's really pathetic that anyone would try and argue that it's somehow gender-exclusive.

No. 691838

>>691834
>>691819
It’s a lolcow skin, speaking of we need more , how to make more??

No. 691840

>>691834
>>691819
It's a superior theme style that you can browse lolcow in

No. 691844

I posted in the unpopular opinions thread about how all the themes, except default and gt, are bad, but I've been using keekweek more often. It's only cause of the rainbow sparkles though. The rest of it is still buttass ugly.

No. 691850

>>691844
I've been saying this! Only darkcow, jungle, and yotsuba are acceptable to me. The rest are ugly and or burn my eyes. I wish more effort was put in the MLP one thooo. Delete the rest. Someone make mahou shoujo themes please hello???

No. 691852

I change themes to my mood, feeling a little exotic lately so here I am in the jungle.
Wasabi is also good

No. 691870

i want the cure for my stupid yellow fever

No. 691875

>>691852
Those are my favorites too, honestly I use jungle because it has the largest/most readable text imo.

No. 691877

>>691852
finally a woman of culture

No. 691881

>>691870
Try purple

No. 691885

I still don’t understand what clocks someone else as a bpd-chan

No. 691890

>>691885
A jerk

No. 691891

>>691870
you gotta just look at objectively ugly asians. if you have an asian friend they can help.

No. 691893

>>691891
What if their friend isn't ugly?

No. 691902

>>691885
Like online or irl?

No. 691931

I wish time healed mental illness and trauma too

No. 691948

>>691511
I do this too. In fact, I'm usually thinking about the next meal whenever I'm eating. I just like food.

No. 691951

File: 1607651114608.jpg (94.44 KB, 736x552, 6b55c9f77a1e6f32da42e88c8a519a…)

This picture of zucc running with his bodyguards and his little smile is hilarious to me

No. 691957

>>691902
On this website

No. 691967

I have lost all attraction to humans. Even when I look at guys I used to think were cute I'm like meh or their smug faces pisses me off. With girls i still think they're cute but I'm not sexually attracted to them.

I like to masturbate and watch porn but i get off more on the degenerate visuals than the models.

No. 691976

File: 1607653761471.jpg (23.85 KB, 720x720, FB_IMG_1607034826872.jpg)

Cyberpunk was so worth the hype, it's fun as hell so far. It's rare that I get so excited for a game release hehe.

No. 691977

>>691976
silly frog

No. 691985

>>691976
So it is good? Been hearing lots of mixed reviews, are you playing on ps4?

No. 691988

File: 1607654746859.png (949.71 KB, 1194x722, ded.png)

I beat up my clit yesterday and it hurts

No. 691990

>>691985
I'm playing on pc, I have heard some have had problems with bugs and glitches but luckily I haven't ran into any yet. I'm just past the 6 hour intro which according to some sources thats where people found a lot of the bugs. But yeah it's pretty good, however if you're unsure id wait a while before you get it.

No. 691991

>>691990
Good for you then! I heard around 10h in some people get crashes and npc that fuck up the game. Yes, def will be waitinh to see some playthroughs as I am not that into gaming anymore especially on ps4 and i only have a shitty laptop

No. 691993

>>691988
bean soup hehehe

No. 691994

File: 1607655318276.gif (806.04 KB, 245x137, urockdonteverchange.gif)

A few years ago I met this genderspecial girl at a random house party that tried to befriend me while also trying to sleep with my boyfriend at the time. We spoke only twice, but I've continued following her sm because she's such a cow. She's a 25 year old overweight neet with delusions of grandeur, constantly e-begging and soliciting people for praise, pleads for any crumb of attention she can get even though she receives close to no engagement on her accounts. She was an extra in a B movie with seconds of fleeting screen time this past summer, one of the big achievements of her life, but she promoted tf out of it online and described it as her "feature film debut" and "the movie I'm co-starring in". People like her are a dime a dozen these days, she might not be remarkable, but she's my cow

No. 691996

I am on day 10 of my period, thanks birth control.

No. 691997

There's probably some anon here that wants to fuck Buzz Lightyear. Probably a femdom that wants to tie him up cause he's a big strong man or something. If there aren't any anons that want to fuck Buzz Lightyear, then there will be after the new movie where Chris Evans is voicing him.
>>691996
Isn't birth control supposed to do the opposite?

No. 692001

Having my two childhood stuffed animals against my chest brings the greatest comfort, amost to the point where feeling "energy" seems like a real thing. I just feel love. Can't explain it any better.

No. 692003

sometimes I really just don't think before I speak and I described my new bf's penis as "big but not too big" right to his face. idk how I can be so stupid and insensitive sometimes lmao but I followed it up by saying it's "perfect" so I hope he didn't think anything of it

No. 692004

>>692003
Why would that be insensitive? A big but not too big dick is perfect lmao

No. 692008

>>691996
high-five longass birth control period buddies! i am on day 14 and am seeing my bf in 2 days. time to abuse ibuprofen.

No. 692015

>>691885
thinking that hostile relationships are good

No. 692025

>>691985
>>691990
I'm playing on ps4, bug-free so far actually. My only gripe is that on a TV the text (even at the largest setting) is so goddamn TINY. I have to sit really close to read anything. It was annoying in the tutorial portion when I had to first learn the controls. Maybe it won't be as annoying when I get the hang of it though.

No. 692052

File: 1607665916472.png (Spoiler Image, 600.84 KB, 1600x1919, EnNV0gdW8AEhFBd.png)

well my taste in men is same as i was 10 years ago

No. 692053

>>692052
>short, but no tall
>two categories dedicated solely to male fat ("chubby" and "tummy")
Sick and tired of the ugly man agenda

No. 692054

>>692052
Do you have a blank version of this anon?

No. 692055

>>692053
this was made my degenerate woman who unironically draws fujo porn of Eltingville club

No. 692056

File: 1607666402435.jpg (29.38 KB, 450x297, 71b099eadbef836c6affd0137d95e1…)

>>692052
pic related?

No. 692057

File: 1607666470205.png (Spoiler Image, 280.66 KB, 1600x1919, EnNV0gdW8AEhFBd.png)

>>692054
yeah here you go

No. 692059

>>692053
I thought tall preference was implied lol

No. 692060

File: 1607666857581.png (Spoiler Image, 910.77 KB, 1600x1919, basically im a whore.png)

>>692057
ugh, I hate this about myself

No. 692062

File: 1607667175166.png (480.4 KB, 1600x1919, baguetti.png)

>>692057
Ty! I wish there was a slot for "rich"
>>692059
Same. I know there's chubby and skinny, but I feel like there's more variation in body types. Like no one has a preference for average height guys, your either into short or tall guys. If you don't check the short, you must like em' tall

No. 692063

File: 1607667566946.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 606.48 KB, 1242x1474, FEEB062A-FAC5-4779-929A-DA41F5…)

>>692057
This is fun, but it’s kind of difficult to get a bingo, like, slobby should be on the second column and socks should be on the first one so it makes more sense.

No. 692065

>>692064
>My bf isn't much of a weeb but he watches anime in English
So you're dating a Philistine

No. 692073

File: 1607669458068.jpeg (485.88 KB, 1070x1125, BF183BCD-D5E2-467E-B1A4-F1F8A5…)

i still cant believe someone on /v/ gifted me cyberpunk on steam yesterday. (it was a giveaway thing within a thread)
i’ve never been that lucky before and i don’t think i ever will be again

No. 692075

>>691037
Late reply but that reminded me one time a customer asked if he can get to know me more and that i have a nice voice. Somebody doesn’t get that I HAVE to be nice?? It’s my job dude also he probably wasn’t located near me. How delusional do you have to be, I find it rude to hit on people while they’re working honestly

No. 692077

File: 1607669795706.png (Spoiler Image, 604.24 KB, 1600x1919, bois.png)

>>692057
forgot to spoiler. Small dick means about 5 inches for me. The choices in this bingo are kind of weird, who the fuck gets turned on by socks and suspenders lmao

No. 692082

File: 1607670315504.png (Spoiler Image, 736.49 KB, 1600x1919, 1607666470205.png)

>>692057
No bingo. Sad times. I also forgot to spoiler omg whoops

No. 692084

The phrase "effortlessly beautiful" is triggering because BITCH, I need to put in effort. If I don't I'm ugly and if I do you're telling me I'm struggle pretty basically?

No. 692105

>>689054
you guys ever feel like a fucking retard lookin some shit up online?
literally not because it's hard to find, but due to the content itself

if i didnt know that multiple websites and smartphones in general keep track of where you go and what you look at online and send it to the fucking govenment id be fucking hunky dory man!!!

No. 692107


No. 692108

File: 1607674232574.jpg (135.87 KB, 960x640, 1607013283139.jpg)

Most "tard" girls I have interacted with were more or less like this, basically NEETs who at most would have made their husband sandwiches and weekly sex but spent the actual vast majority of their time watching Netflix and playing video games

No. 692119

File: 1607675654501.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 728.94 KB, 1600x1919, 85B7D8A7-0D09-46EB-B2A9-674AAC…)

>>692057
Kek socks?? I was so close!

No. 692126

Our male cat got neutered yesterday and they shaved his balls. Poor lil guy is still confused.

No. 692127

>>692084
Don’t be triggered, it’s all fake. “Effortlessly beautiful” usually involves no-make up make up, good skincare regime, healthy diet, exercise, dental care… very few people are beautiful without putting in a decent amount of effort somewhere, even if they’re not plastered in make up.

No. 692135

File: 1607677946235.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 762.87 KB, 1600x1919, 39B21BA8-1E2E-47C5-9E3F-2087B9…)

>>692057
(bad boy only counts if he is not real)
All those and I still didn't get a bingo. like an earlier anon said, must be the ugly man agenda. I'm not checking off those things to get a bingo. who even wants a slob?

No. 692153

I posted this in the wrong thread.

I hate bimbo-core, I hate that it's mostly on tiktok, out there for young girls to aspire to be. I see some people saying that being a bimbo is about accepting everyone and being super feminine but it's really about being a slut and pandering to the male gaze.

Something puts me off about girls sexualizing themselves in general, and then because it's "woke" people defend them so much.

No. 692165

File: 1607681834315.png (Spoiler Image, 564.77 KB, 1600x1919, Sin título.png)


No. 692178

Will there ever be an art thread that is free of animu shit??

No. 692181

>>692178
There are some on /m/, but like, what would your idea for an art thread like that be? I'm interested

No. 692185

File: 1607683507923.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 804.74 KB, 1600x1919, 7A90EF75-8331-4DFA-B7E6-DCC962…)


No. 692205

File: 1607685859844.jpg (217.04 KB, 960x1440, images.jpg)

This show wasn't as bad as people make it out to be.

No. 692209

File: 1607686108238.jpg (65.66 KB, 343x1000, s-l1600.jpg)

Looza mango juice tastes so good, but it smells like babyfood and makes me feel so gross when I drink it.

No. 692215

I used quarantine to regrow my eyebrows in their entirety and haven't touched them in almost a year now, I think the childish unkempt look is pretty cute

No. 692226

>>692215
post them

No. 692227

>>692073
oh my god, congrats, you're so lucky

No. 692232

>>692229
it's just their fucking eyebrows moron

No. 692233

File: 1607689432140.jpeg (68.72 KB, 540x540, 916D1F40-A1B6-4281-B1A8-A2739F…)

>>692226
I won't post my own but they look pretty similar to this pic, just a light brown instead

No. 692249

>>692233
Those are cute! I bet you have wonderful eyebrows anon

No. 692250

>>692233
i want to clean this up so bad

No. 692255

>>692181
I didn't word it properly, what I meant is that it's so jarring to see random animu/manga pics next to actual pieces of art in the art threads
>what would your idea for an art thread like that be? I'm interested
Now that I think about it, an art thread featuring exclusively female artists would be nice. I barely know any women painters or sculptors or illustrators

No. 692259

>>692215
>>692233
these are considered childish? i thought everyone's eyebrows were like that

No. 692260

>>692259
Sorry, I used the wrong word. I didn't mean childish as in immature, I meant to say child-like? As in they're all natural/similar to how children's eyebrows are untouched. Like even in the picture example I used, I think she still filled in her brows with something. I think most peoples eyebrows look like this when they're untouched though, like you said! I just don't see it as often on women as I do children

No. 692271

I just noticed that the only reason I watch Lucifer is because the lead actress is really pretty. Other than that the plot is pretty boring and somewhat dumb.

No. 692274

I like this post that I read earlier
>Men who claim to make completely emotionless, logical decisions aren't any less emotional, they just lack the emotional intelligence to identify when and how their emotions affect their decision making. This is a big fact. In my experience, they also often don’t address anger as part of having an ‘emotional reaction’.
Do you agree?

No. 692275

>>692274
not necessarily. i have met men that are almost literally robots. high functioning autism can make them like that. not all hfa are like that but some are. i will say i think most people who take to identifying their personality traits like that are fucking wrong usually though, so those men are probably more likely to be emotional nightmares.

No. 692296

>>692275
the quote was clearly about the ones who brag about it

No. 692322

File: 1607703809780.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 737.02 KB, 1600x1919, BE569DF4-1FB5-45CA-BE09-A65C07…)

>>692057
Kinda typical lol

No. 692331

Fuck it I’m not gonna go in to work for the next 2 days. I’m gonna call in sick.

No. 692340

File: 1607705903052.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 995.01 KB, 1600x1919, 7C152D96-CE42-4351-989B-D99077…)


No. 692346

i'm so fucking horny it's insane. this is the most annoying moment of my cycle after the period of course. i don't even think about sex when i'm not on my fertile days…

No. 692347

>>692271
Does she have botox? bc her face only rly started to move in season 4-5

No. 692367

>>692271
It was good for like the first two seasons but then it just devolved into caricatures. I slogged through the last season and now I don't even care to see how she deals with knowing he's Lucifer.

No. 692368

File: 1607709340290.jpeg (954.19 KB, 1597x1915, 08DA151D-2B75-4928-9C76-92EE33…)

>>692057
Fucking bingo
The entire bottom line is my fetish

No. 692370

File: 1607709757477.png (Spoiler Image, 1.18 MB, 1600x1919, sobasicallyimawhore.png)

>>692057
So close. Slight foot-fetish here, I like socks on anybody, especially socks calf-length and up. My SO thinks it's super weird

No. 692376

File: 1607710533948.jpg (169.14 KB, 1080x728, f3b12eac-b7e9-41a7-8059-f04f49…)

Try to stalk tcc in tumblr was a mistake

No. 692377

File: 1607710643547.png (Spoiler Image, 532.16 KB, 1600x1919, aaaaa.png)

>>692057
fuck. almost

No. 692395

>>692205
complaining about this show should be clinically classified as a symptom of autism

No. 692404

>>692057
i want a girl version of this

No. 692405

>>691990
ah yes, the dick through pants clipping

No. 692422

>>692377
Bear with me, but what is "monster" supposed to mean? I understand all the other categories, but… like a literal monster? Like an abusive guy? A monster in bed? Help me anons!

No. 692425

>>692422
Monster fucker anons walk among us.

No. 692430

>>692205
what do people think it's a bad show whyyy

I mean I don't remember a lot, and now that I think of it I guess what I do remember was a bit wack, but idk I have overall positive associations

No. 692431

>>692430
A lot of people found the art style off putting.

No. 692432

File: 1607719168597.png (Spoiler Image, 471.58 KB, 1600x1919, picky.png)

>>692057
Who would ever choose slobby?

No. 692433

>>692431
ah yes that's fair, it looks really strange but that's on purpose so I guess I just embraced the ugly

No. 692455

>>692274
100%. Like, the 'logical' gender is responsible for the vast, vast majority of crimes of passion and violence in general, have higher rates of substance abuse and addiction, are known for reckless and risky behaviour to the point that their car insurance costs more, ego and pride is a dominant factor in their choices and they have a laundry list of emotionally driven complexes with regards to women (our purity and sexual history for example). Anger is always conveniently ignored as a form of emotion, funny that.

The main difference between men and women is that it's socially acceptable for women to be cry. That's the only reason men think logic is their domain, because they can't get visibly emotional without being seen as a pussy. And maybe they did better on some spatial reasoning logic tests but that has fuck all to do with the decision making process in daily life.

Anyway I'm pretty sure all decisions are made based on emotion because that's just how the brain works. iirc they studied people with brain damage who were normal except they no longer felt emotions, and they literally couldn't make decisions even about simple things they could logically talk through.

No. 692469

Noooooo I dropped a really old back of the fridge jar of minced garlic on my tile floor. It smashed into a million pieces and the smell of garlic is so fucking strong I am going to die

No. 692490

File: 1607724446301.jpg (Spoiler Image, 580.95 KB, 1801x991, Here i combined the both of th…)

>>692404
This is the SFW and NSFW girl things I love combined. Some of these are so weird, like "consent", "horny" and "alien", wtf.

No. 692491

File: 1607724473033.jpg (Spoiler Image, 157.27 KB, 813x904, boy things.jpg)

>>692490
And here is the nsfw boy things if anyone wants it.

No. 692492

>>692490
>female has consent as an option

Weird.

No. 692493

Im pregnant and I can't eat anything but fruits and veggies because every time I eat meat or dairy I get stomach aches from hell and explosive diarrhea smh

No. 692498

>>692493
Omg preggo farmer!!!!

No. 692499

I just wanted to say: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL MY FELLOW SAGITTARIUS BITCHES! I HOPE Y'ALL ALL HAVE/HAD GOOD BIRHTDAYS!

november Sagittarius' can fuck off

No. 692502

>>692493
I hope it gets better for u anon

No. 692503

>>692490
>insect
excuse me bruv?

No. 692505

The Jason Voorhees and Pyramid head himbofication pics have been stuck in my head since I saw them.
To the anon that posted them: Thank u

No. 692509

File: 1607725902350.jpg (Spoiler Image, 263.06 KB, 813x904, 1607724473033-Copy.jpg)

>>692491
this is more my taste than that last one

No. 692513

Idk if tinder shows me people who are ugly low lives because I'm an ugly low life or if most men are just ugly low lives.

No. 692522

File: 1607726630218.png (Spoiler Image, 509.77 KB, 813x904, winkwink.png)

>>692062
Did mine over. Bingo, bitch. I woulda checked smart too, but I like funny guys more than I like smart ones.

No. 692527

File: 1607726930764.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 973.32 KB, 1080x1201, 26B52CF5-5424-486A-82B2-DA8689…)

>>692491

>>692082 here and I've returned to claim my bingo. What do I get?

No. 692529

What's 2 + 2? Gonorrhea.

No. 692530

I started chatting with random ppl on Omegle and it actually did me some good and took my mind off of things.Im not usually into that but I do need a distraction in form of social contact

No. 692531

File: 1607727150445.jpg (Spoiler Image, 219.83 KB, 813x904, PicsArt_12-11-11.52.10.jpg)

>>692491
I am a weird bisexual

No. 692532

>>692529
I think of this line from time to time.Iconic

No. 692536

Men need to start doing squats and hip thrusts more often. Nothing better than a man with a juicy ass tbh

No. 692538

File: 1607727968874.jpg (232.43 KB, 813x904, 1607724473033~2.jpg)

>>692491
most of these are my ex in a nutshell. i miss him

No. 692558

>>692538
Crossdressing? lol

No. 692569

File: 1607729598635.jpeg (409.98 KB, 1242x680, 99CA994E-5440-44B0-88FC-03CBF5…)

>>692490
anon who asked for girl version here. ty

No. 692585

File: 1607730651256.png (Spoiler Image, 1.9 MB, 2756x1024, winkwink.png)

>>692491
>>692490
to whichever deity that created me and made me bisexual: thanks

No. 692590

This video makes me so uncomfortable. And why is Fantasy on in the background

No. 692598

File: 1607732087767.jpeg (20.29 KB, 516x534, What a fun challenge.jpeg)


No. 692602

File: 1607732788434.jpg (222.48 KB, 812x904, 20201211_192550.jpg)

>>692491
the red hearts are what my bf has/is. little bit of a brag only because I love a long haired goth boy

No. 692634

File: 1607734354702.png (Spoiler Image, 1.07 MB, 1600x1918, 20201211_195304.png)

>>692057
I'm late but I love this. No bingo though

No. 692635

File: 1607734415806.jpg (169.96 KB, 1080x1080, EXb9WoJXkAA77kJ.jpg)

This doll is so cute!
One thing I will miss about this christmas is giving a present to my little cousin and nephews this year. I always loved looking at the new dolls or ponies they sold at stores and see what they would like.

No. 692637

>>692590
omg i need this

No. 692639

File: 1607734506212.jpg (Spoiler Image, 380.35 KB, 812x904, 20201211_195457.jpg)

>>692634
K done.

No. 692643

>>692635
baby cows are so cute…

No. 692647

>>691885
someone who is super clingy, attention-seeking, emotionally manipulative, and every person who has any long-term interaction with them agrees that they are insufferable

No. 692650

Even the word "Schizophrenia" is so scary sounding to me for some reason. I can't imagine being told you have it by a doctor. I think I'd pass out kek.

No. 692651

>>692647
actually, the latter in general I think should be a requirement for armchair diagnosing anyone with any personality disorder, assuming they don't already have a diagnosis

No. 692663

The zodiac killer cipher was so boring. I was hoping he was gonna reveal something interest. Dude claims he's not scared of the "gas chamber" but clearly he was since he was too pussy to reveal anything.

No. 692667

File: 1607737294240.jpg (364.2 KB, 1080x1500, Screenshot_20201211-193748__01…)

This weirdo decided to psychoanalyze a harmless meme and turn it into some kind of "dad jokes are a way to dominate and oppress women" tinfoil. Only one person is calling op out in the comments for this retarded shit and op compared it to men telling women to endure rape. Literally unhinged.

No. 692670

>>692667
I like fds (even though I don't frequent there), but this is just stupid. Who doesn't like dad jokes?

No. 692672

>>692670
Yeah I couldn't give a fuck about misandry but this shit is just so petty and ridiculous. Like men give us plenty of valid reasons to hate on them, don't you have better things to be complaining about.

No. 692682

I am Once again reminded of the one summer where my neighbor was playing this song every hour on the hour when he was getting divorced with his wife.

No. 692687

File: 1607738900038.png (6.81 KB, 697x73, fearandagony.PNG)

The "LOCKING IMMINENT" on these posts makes me a genuinely feel a little fear

No. 692691

>>692687
omg same, they always startle me

No. 692696

>>692682
lmmmaaaaaaaooooooo

No. 692709

wtf is this

No. 692712

File: 1607741240227.jpeg (70.24 KB, 1080x1080, C8B02512-B3D5-49A9-AC1C-85AB0C…)

>am on my period
>need to change
>oh shit it’s trash day today
>trash cans still out on the curb of course
>forgot to bring them in earlier
>live in a neighborhood with a xmas light show…great…
>people everywhere
>whyyyyy

No. 692721

You know what the real dumbass shit is? Love.

No. 692728

When I was 11 I got sucked into very bad anti feminist ideas and rhetoric, and luckily grow out of it. It feels a lot better being pretty feminist and embracing my femininity in my own way

No. 692744

>>692728
I was never blatantly anti-feminist but I definitely went through the coolgirl ultra lib feminist phase where basically I catered so hard to men under the guise of female empowerment that I might as well have been a slave. I thought if I got mean men to see the light then that's all it would take for them to treat women better. Tbh sometimes I wish I could have gone anti-feminist just so I could have been a bit more self-serving about it at least, assuming I'd have been trad and expected men to actually take care of me in ways in exchange for being a handmaid.

No. 692750

I really hate to feed into the stereotype that guys who date fat girls are gay but my god am I the only one who gets strong gay vibes from this relationship?

at 5:26

No. 692753

I absolutely love them, but toddlers are such dickheads. No I do not want your soggy Cheeto with no cheese dust, please do not slap me again.

No. 692754

>>692753
>No I do not want your soggy Cheeto with no cheese dust
and then they grab your hand and make you hold it for them anyways. /shudders

No. 692758

File: 1607745699829.jpg (47.79 KB, 564x555, 0d6ff0e6da021fea6621eed9f0e7ec…)

I've been drinking lots of energy lately even tho i know the risk factors of drinking too many of it everyday, i honestly think im an idiot for doing so, but i can't stop.

No. 692760

>>692754
Nta, for fuck’s sake, I felt my stomach fucking churn.

No. 692762

>>692753
Samefagging, but can someone PLEASE teach these kids to wash their hands??! I despise when I grab a doorknob and its sticky with some unknown substance, but I know it's probably saliva and food.

No. 692763

>>692753
they can also be cute tho. when my kid was a toddler he used to think i needed my glasses to wake up so he'd get them and try to put them on me when i was sleeping.

No. 692766

>>692758
Gracias carnal, fierro pariente

No. 692777

Foodie beauty mentioned going to the ER
I hope she finally takes a fucking hint and stops eating shit food ( I doubt it tho)

No. 692785

My sink drain has a plant sprout growing in it. I think it might be from when I washed my bird feeder. Didn't know it was possible for this to happen.

No. 692798

>>692499
YES THANK YOU ANON I HAD MINE 4 DAYS AGO

No. 692799

>>692785
Bird seed will literally grow on anything. I remember when I went to change my bird’s pan there was a whole forest on the bottom, she was even looking at it like wtf.

I miss them…

No. 692803

File: 1607749655265.jpeg (177.4 KB, 813x904, 3F90005A-F3D4-4263-82BD-F655C5…)

>>692491
Yess I like this version better

No. 692810

I opened the cabinet to get a cup and there was a fucking roach. It disappearer and now I have the heebie jeebies. I hate it here, I never saw roaches until i moved to the South

No. 692813

>>692810
Don't forget if you see one it just means you don't see his 43 other fellows (✿ ⦿ω⦿)

No. 692817

File: 1607751167786.png (520.59 KB, 813x904, close but no cigar.png)

>>692491
coombrain

No. 692818

>>692817
>file name: close but no cigar.png
Girl…wdym? You got like 15 bingos kek. I support you though, horny anon!

No. 692823

File: 1607752300868.jpeg (505.85 KB, 1242x1383, EE45C8A7-CB98-4880-872B-4C71AA…)

>>692491
>tfw no perfect bfs

No. 692826

I am never going to get a bingo on these and why is ugly not an option?

No. 692829

>>692826
Tbh, most of these things, when mixed together, can get you some quite ugly results.

No. 692840

>ms paint drawing of a purple bunny was taken from a pedo discord

Does anyone have any information on that shit? I saw it mentioned in the Sera thread.

No. 692859

File: 1607756788075.jpeg (51.45 KB, 855x522, A37BE40F-2EE2-4DF8-9E24-A35C4B…)

Not to politicsperg but this sums up the entirety of the 2020 elections

No. 692861

File: 1607757144266.jpeg (178.71 KB, 750x728, 57F423CC-1C0E-4C0B-B8CE-F5DA88…)

I’m buying these keychains idgaf

No. 692863

Fucfk Ryan Murphy for giving us whatever that prom bullshit is instead of Ratched Seaosn 2
>>692861
Kinda sexy….What are these called?

No. 692867

amerifag here, I kind of wanna learn hebrew or arabic for no particular reason other than I like the sound, but I'm scared to because they look really hard

No. 692875

File: 1607760346475.jpg (Spoiler Image, 555.61 KB, 1848x1080, Justboythings.jpg)


No. 692889

File: 1607762704978.jpg (Spoiler Image, 544.93 KB, 1600x1919, Z2wF3DG.jpg)

>>692057
1/3
First try, no bingo

No. 692892

>>692867
Why not try learning the basics using free websites and YouTube? They’re difficult languages for English speakers but obviously not impossible. I learned the basics of a language to annoy my ex, you really don’t need a deep reason.

No. 692893

File: 1607762877267.jpg (577.69 KB, 1801x991, 2meavmo.jpg)

>>692490
>>692889
2/3
Still no bingo…

No. 692894

File: 1607762946369.jpg (222.4 KB, 813x904, wrmQmEe.jpg)


No. 692897

I have such a crush on snapchat filtered face shay. Like her current thread pic? Please kiss me, why isn’t the pic real

No. 692902

File: 1607763927685.jpg (301.44 KB, 813x904, 1607724473033.jpg)


No. 692907

>>692897
She's okay looking, just needs a good shower and scrubbing.

No. 692909

File: 1607764709220.jpeg (569.03 KB, 1801x989, C75785F0-33CE-4F70-AB64-A33342…)

>>692490
i have a bingo i guess

No. 692910

File: 1607764926945.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 681.3 KB, 1600x1918, 9B607E28-5D9A-4BA3-84FE-673EDA…)

>>692909
diagonal bingo?

No. 692911

File: 1607765150551.jpeg (227.94 KB, 828x920, 6F56D951-F56C-45B1-B061-36FB09…)

>>692910
multiple bingos

No. 692913

File: 1607765437621.jpg (Spoiler Image, 750.3 KB, 1801x991, 1607724446301.jpg)

>>692490
>gets multiple bingoes
>will still swear up and down that i'm 1000000% straight

No. 692925

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No. 692926

>>692925
this is for hentai stuff right? because consent being there.. bruh

No. 692930

>>692926
yeah it should be a given but these bingo cards were without a doubt made by a coomer

No. 692937

>>692926
you'd think things like "robot" and "simple faces" would be a dead giveaway that this isn't about real life women…

No. 692940

>>692937
…Wouldn't simple faces be referencing real women though? When I read simple I thought of plain but pretty, average, "girl-next-door" kinda faces.

No. 692941

>>692940
No you're right, I'm gonna go fuck an insect girl with belly button-length knockers now irl

No. 692962

File: 1607774035422.jpeg (27.93 KB, 602x509, Pspsps please come.jpeg)

Where is the Discharged Nagito Kin Anon? We need it.

No. 692966

>>692930
why is the girl card twice as much? higher expectations? or is there another boy one

No. 692969

>>692966
The girl card is just two combined. There are two boy ones >>692491 >>692057 and I'm pretty sure there's more if you google. Idk why you would think it would mean higher expectations?

No. 692970

>>692962
I will place a curse on every farmer here if I have to see this ugly faggot one more time.

No. 692987

>>692969
I put that when I just woke up I'm an idiot kek. lmao I was wondering "why is it harder to get a bingo for girls" but my brain was not awake

No. 693001

>>692863
Konel bread gachapons! They’re not released yet

No. 693009

File: 1607781446557.jpg (32.18 KB, 499x311, 666670000000.jpg)

I can't comprehend how people in small towns live, I know the internet makes everywhere the same and all and I've been to small towns and stayed for weeks but I still don't get it, I can't imagine how they live or how they do anything, doesn't help that most cows are from/live in small towns, fucks with my mind loads, where do people work? where do they buy food and stuff from? why don't they move to a city? every time I go to a tiny ass town I'm always so shocked by how things are vastly different as if we live in different countries and I feel like an outsider but online they're kinda normal and like me? maybe everyone is the same on the internet but I still can't process how do people my age who also use the internet live on the countryside, must be depressing as hell.

No. 693010

>>693009
the lack of things to do is WHY there's so many cows from those places. also, small forgotten towns are rampant with drug abuse even moreso than cities. people are bored and depressed, yes.

No. 693011

>>692490
>>692491
why is the male version normal and the female one has all this super weird shit on it? confusing

No. 693018

>>693009
I grew up in a fairly small town (population 16,000, also I'm a burger for context) and people usually stay/live there because they secured a job or a house locally. My dad worked on a nearby government installation, my friends' parents worked at the school or jail or in accounting for local businesses, etc. Cost of living was low, too. If we ever needed to go shopping we just drove to a neighboring city an hour or two away. Now I live in a city of ~170,000 which isn't even that big but I can't imagine going back to my hometown and living there happily. This is of course from an American perspective, where driving for a few hours to another city isn't seen as a huge inconvenience. Most of my peers in high school had cars and could drive to other cities for concerts, or just to hang out. I also don't know if 16k is what you meant by small lol. >>693010 is right about the drugs though, so many people I know who stayed in my hometown ended up smoking meth.

No. 693024

This guy I am not interested in really but he gives me attention has finally annoyed me enough to block him. Not only does he call me a retard because I act dumb when he makes a dick out of himself and keeps insinuating I bought my masters degree in a stem subject. He has been trying to argue with me from a biological stand point that non white people are lesser and I can't cope anymore. I did of course correct him and explain the differences between ethnicity, race and species to him before blocking him. Just. Eww. How you short and bald and think you're superior to someone like, Kanye West for example.

No. 693025

>>693009
I wish I lived in a small town tbh. Seems simple and cozy besides the drug use. I hate crowded places.

No. 693036

>>692667
>posted by u/TERFSareawesome

awww, i love seeing random lolcow users in the wild!

No. 693037

So in my Sims game, the poorest sim that used to live in a garage married the servant of the richest household. The servant fleeced her ex employers taking the majority of their household funds when she moved out, and now the previously poorest couple are the richest and living in the fanciest mansion. This all happened autonomously and I'm very amused.

No. 693044

File: 1607786525407.jpeg (85.03 KB, 396x395, DD800390-3466-4F16-8B33-6B2234…)

don't remember if I found this pic here or google

No. 693045

>>693036
with that username and all I'm guessing it's a troll

No. 693054

>>693045
we’re literally talking about FDS. you have far too much faith in the userbase of that sub in the first place

No. 693055

>>693009
I don’t know if you’re American but small towns in the USA are so weird to me too. In live in a medium town in a rural area (in Europe) but there are a lot of smaller towns. Generally they will have at least one or two grocery stores, restaurants, second hand store, other amenities unless the population is less than like 1k. Rarely is there literally nothing. Many towns with like 3k people will have a decent amount of stores, even if a larger town is 10 minutes away. There’s a lack of activities and nightlife though.

I remember an online burgerfriend telling me her town was so small it only had a stoplight… I don’t understand how so many people can populate a place that has nothing. Even if it’s close to a bigger town or city, not even a small convenience store? Strange.

No. 693067

>>693037
I wish I could get my Sims to do things like marry and have families autonomously. I like playing dynasty games and it’s so annoying to have to go around pairing Sims up every new generation just to keep the neighbourhood from descending into a randomly generated hellscape.

No. 693083

This coworker of mine is so fucking irritating and never listens to directions so I have to basically mom him and repeatedly tell him "do XYZ" because I'm not gonna baby and clean up the mess of a man twice my age. He ends up leaving in a huff because I have to keep telling him what to do (I'm not even trying to be condescending or patronizing, I just say "Hey anon, can you please put XYZ back like ABC?"). I walked to the back and saw that he left me some food he got me in the morning and it just gave me a pang of guilt, but why do I even feel guilty! I wasn't even trying to be mean! I'm just telling him how to do things properly because a 50 year old man doesn't need his ass wiped by a 25 year old! I don't owe anyone anything and he doesn't have to buy me food! I'm not going to be bribed!

No. 693089

File: 1607794374279.png (222.05 KB, 350x298, Screenshot_2020-12-12 Avatar L…)

Imagine if Avatar Last Airbender came out today

>bitches with be like “if you like zuko or azula you’re an imperialist”

>people would be calling toph a butch
>people would call kattaang pedophila
>people wanting to fuck ozai
>PEOPLE WANTING TO FUCK IROH
>also people wanting controversy cause 2 white American men would be "apportioning" Asian culture

No. 693119

I received a set a gourmet chocolate bars in the mail, but I didn't order it and there was no indication of who it was from. I'm so confused and really want to know who gave it to me.
They look really good, and the company they are from is legit, but I'm not eating them until I find out.

No. 693121

>>693009
people always bring up drug abuse in small towns and while it exists, it's not out in the open like it is in cities. When I moved to the city from my hometown upon moving into my building I was immediately accosted by the resident tweaker asking where I lived and if he come visit me. Of course I had the sense to say no but it shocked me that it's so normal to see these weirdos running around bothering everyone. In my hometown people like that just stayed in their flophouses and left everyone alone.

No. 693138

>>693009
>>693121
Non American and Non European here, I wanna share my perspective regarding small towns, In my own country there's not really a word for small towns, either Shair of Gaohn (City or village), now the major cities will have millions of people but majority of the population of my country live in villages basically under feudalism, there is one ruling family and some minor one's and the majority of the population live under their laws as illiterate peasants

Small town life in America seems better then that

No. 693143

>>693119
Are you a rich heiress, anon?
check for poison

No. 693144

Not a day goes by where I don’t think of that ugly hamster dream post

No. 693168

File: 1607804972741.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 566.54 KB, 1801x991, B0C519DA-C190-43EC-82DF-8E0E83…)

>>692490
I win and I don't care if it's too late

No. 693207

Boy I’m seeing has sex anxiety so he needs to wait to have PiV, can’t cum from blowjobs but he’s made me cum 2 nights in a row from fingering me. Haven’t had to swallow a drop of cum but he’s already seen me SQUIRT, why’d I discount gamers for so long when they got the unparalleled finger endurance???? Ladies we gotta find the hot pc gamers, this shit hits different

No. 693210

>>693207
I had a gamer bf. He could finger well yes, but the lack of decent PIV coupled with his constant gamer induced rages were the breaking point.

No. 693216

Some lady at my cash admitted that she was going to commit tax fraud. She said “I’m going to write this off as a business expense” after buying $500 worth of Christmas gifts

No. 693220

>>693207
I hope this doesn't sound weird but, how do you squirt? pls no one start a "squirt is pee" argument

No. 693222

A male friend just sent me a nude unsolicited and my self esteem has plummeted. He looks awful.

No. 693226

>>693216
Delete this before a redditfag steals it for a fantasy justice porn story posted for upvotes

No. 693227

>>693222
Why would that affect your self-esteem? That's disgusting, tell him off or dump his ass.

No. 693228

>>693220
Ayrt and I don’t know, I’ve only ever done it like 3 times. I don’t even feel it, I just see it on the sheets afterwards. Idek if guys find it hot or just inconvenient.

No. 693234

>>693220
but it is

No. 693243

File: 1607814747735.jpg (17.15 KB, 324x324, 1600745421659.jpg)

>cat's hungry and hasn't eaten in a day
>too depressed to go buy him food
>wanted to ask my sister to go but was sure she'd say no
>feel guilty
>cut myself with a piece of shattered nail polish bottle
>feel like a total idiot
>decided to ask my sister anyways
>she says yes
God what a stupid bitch I am. Good thing I'm going on a new therapist on Monday.

No. 693244

why do i feel like i don't exist if i don't expose my life and thoughts on a social media profile?

No. 693245

>>693243
Feed your fucking cat anon, no excuse to not feed him for a full day. Glad your sister can buy it but don't be shitty.

No. 693249

>>693243
Sorry you're going through that, but depression is not an excuse. Either take care of your cat properly, or give him to someone else. Your cat doesn't deserve to starve just because you're mentally ill.

No. 693251

>>693245
>>693249
I know, I'm a piece of shit. I know very well I don't deserve him aaaaaaahhh. I've thought of giving him away. If this happens again I'll have to.
I love him so much and I've had him since he was a kitten (he's turning 6 next March) but I'm not fit for taking care of him.

No. 693252

File: 1607815407937.jpg (23.55 KB, 360x450, Char_profile_bug.jpg)

I've only been watching lets plays, but honestly T-Bug might convince me to buy cyberpunk 2077. She's so fucking cute

No. 693254

File: 1607815578609.jpg (39.14 KB, 640x480, 1598974773574.jpg)

You can see which posts are mind in the last day because for some reason I keep leaving out entire words in my sentences. I only had 2 drinks today wtf

No. 693276

I tried watching hentai for the first time the other day, found some random show and could not belief how fucking ridiculous it was. I don't think the creators know how sex works in any way

No. 693277

File: 1607819491123.jpg (351.12 KB, 1440x2560, cyberpunk-2077-judy-alvarez-xb…)

>>693252
there are some great characters in the game, I was surprised how quickly I found myself really caring for Jackie, the characters have a lot of soul which is nice. Judy is my favourite though

No. 693284

File: 1607820650323.jpg (1.14 MB, 2048x2048, cbbf.jpg)

I've been watching keeping up with the kardashians lately and I was told throughout my life that it was a vapid, awful show, but it was just an alright show tbh. I think that the overblown hatred I've heard towards it is due to hating Kim Kardashian because she has had plastic surgeries

No. 693291

Just saw low-T sperg in /g/ but imagine being retarded enough to think famous men are uglier now moreso because of low testosterone between generations than… nepotism. Literally not that hard to figure out sis.

No. 693292

>>693284
KUWTK is fake as hell, but I feel like that's the case for any reality tv show. I think most people make fun of them for bad surgeries, but I feel like it's talked about way too much at this point. We all know the Kardashians have fake bodies (even if they wouldn't admit it), they've done other cringy shit that's more interesting to talk about. Even plastic surgery adjacent tea like Kris letting Kylie get plastic surgery before she was 18 is more entertaining.

I think people also see Kim as a "slut" since her sextape leaked, so maybe that's where the dislike for her comes from.

No. 693294

File: 1607822843986.jpeg (75.36 KB, 851x767, CE48D4B3-5A86-45ED-9222-21B661…)

This bitch really skinwalks her own gf lmaoooooooooooooooo

No. 693298

>>693294
Anon, you can't just share something like this without giving us more info. Who is this? A friend? A personal cow?

No. 693300

>>693294
we wanna know anon spill the milk,tea,piss whatever the fuck

No. 693303

it makes me furious how fast my fingers get wrinkly in the shower. touching my face with wrinkled fingertips makes my skin crawl

No. 693311

My mom criticized me for using the term "White trash" earlier because it implies black people are inheritably trashy or some shit. But as soon as she heard the last name of the guy who wrote that sexist article about Jill Biden in the Wall Street Journal, her response was "go celebrate Hanukkah"

Not trying to claim anything here other than I don't think my mom listens to herself speak at times lol.

No. 693314

>>693311
Wouldn't that imply that white people are inherently trashy? Unless that was a typo

No. 693316

>>693303
Just know that you do that so you have better grip on slippery surfaces while wet but not entirely submurged underwater okay

No. 693317

>>693298
>>693300
She’s an ex close friend, now we are mostly friendly due to her past of first skinwalking me, then my best friend. She would dye her hair the next day I did, buy same clothes even though we are not the same shape, wanted to copy my tattoos etc. bitch then meets a gf, introduced her to me, she was nice YET SHE PROCEEDS TO TALK SO MUCH SHIT ABOUT THE GF AFTER SHE LEFT. Fast forward a few months she’s cut her hair, dyed it, got new glasses, changed her whole makeup style in like 2 weeks to match the gf. It’s almost impressive.

No. 693328

>>693314
I think what they're getting at is the need to add "white" instead of just calling them trash might imply that the word "trash" alone refers to non-white people and that's why they needed to add the descriptor.

I'm not very good at explaining but it's like how you don't describe what is obvious to you. There's ice cream and vegan ice cream, you add the extra descriptor to the more unusual/rarer thing.

No. 693330

>>693328
Oh that makes sense. That seems pretty obvious now reading the post over lol

No. 693354

The time I most appreciate lolcow is after browsing twitter. They are on some other shit there, you step into a world where everyone but you has lost their grip on reality

No. 693360

>>693354
Uhhh are we browsing the same lolcow?

No. 693363

>>693360
Right lmao. Like farmers here have a good grip on reality.

No. 693367

>>693360
No she's browsing in jungle

No. 693375

>>693367
Nah, that can't be it because I'm browsing on Jungle (aka the best theme). She must be coming to us live from Ricechan.

No. 693380

File: 1607832813574.jpg (25.97 KB, 720x635, FB_IMG_1607823572401.jpg)

I'm insecure as fuck about my teeth (snaggle tooth,kinda yellow) but what really bothered me was these ridges at the bottom. My dumbass took this as enamel damage and did as much as I can to stop it from getting worse(using enamel toothpaste,enemal moouse,always drinking with a straw,no acidic foods). I'm shit scared of dentists so that was a no go. But today, after 3 years of worrying myself silly about it I finally managed to muster up the balls to go to the dentist and turns out it's just mamelon which is completely normal and not a sign of damage or decay. She filied them down and put me through to a orthodontist. Although relieved I also feel like a big dumbass.

No. 693384

>>693380
This post actually makes me want to go to the dentist now lol. I also have yellow teeth and a fucked up backwards tooth, but the dentists I've been to has never mentioned any damage to my teeth so, maybe I should ask about it next time.

No. 693410

>>693360
>>693363
>>693367
>>693375
kek anons I was hoping you would understand, but this made me laugh. This site is cancer but at least we're honest here and not posting for clout. If an anon has a bad take, you will come for her straight away. Twitter is where bad takes go to get 17k retweets. I hate that fucking hugbox

No. 693413

>>693410
btw I use default lolcow or notsuba, it alternates.

No. 693422

Sometimes I have a hard time understanding them, but I love british people saying so much lol My favorite is, rioght, what's all this then

No. 693425

>>693413
I meant that you browse jungle as a way of saying you're a boss bitch, anon

No. 693438

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radiator was making screeching noises so my dumb ass punched it and the noises stopped what the fuck. its 6am

No. 693440

>>693234
Not the ayrt but why is it always clear? Not disagreeing with you

it happened in my mouth once and im trying to recall the taste..

No. 693443

>>693438
Anon, I'm sorry you're having to deal with a radiator that's gone haywire, but this post and attached picture is one of the funniest things I have read/seen in so long. Thank you lmao.

No. 693445

>>693440
probably from drinking lots of water

No. 693446

>>692810
Bugs are coming in from the cold. worst part of winter here

No. 693453

>>693438
I'm laffin

No. 693460

Im looking for a nintendo switch skin and I cant find any over the top edgy ones. Just pastel rilakkuma sanrio shit, all the cutesy ones are so boring

No. 693464

>>693440
Nta, but I've read from people that have squirted that squirt isn't totally clear and that it's thicker than pee. Idk how true it is because I fail to make myself squirt but that's just what I've heard. I think people think it's pee just because of porn.

No. 693474

Wish I could stop dreaming about my ex, he doesn't even do anything in th dreams he's just a background character but it annoys me

No. 693514

Why do I see kawaii stuff everywhere? I know there are many /cgl/ users but this place feels very niche still

No. 693518

My spotify top artist was 100 gecs and I find that disturbing, I think it's only because I liked the fall out boy cover of crushed by 100 mallets so much.

No. 693519

>>693067
One word: mods. The game is literally unplayable without them, and I'm not even memeing, it actually is.

No. 693544

Do they recruit the meanest tattoo artists to be on Ink Master or what? I swear the contestants on every season always bicker to some degree without fail. They even get into it with the judges. This is the most cutthroat competition show I have ever watched.

No. 693559

When I was a kid, Christmas tree ornaments used to be all thin glass. A couple would break every year, and though I was sad when my favourites broke, I loved that every year we'd get new pretty ones. Nowadays they're all plastic and never break. I'm bored of having the exact same ornaments for years now. But I can't excuse throwing away or hoarding new ones when there's nothing wrong with the ones I already have.

No. 693596

>>693544
reality shows purposely cast volatile people and then manufacture drama to make it more interesting, yes

No. 693597

>>693544
The bickering is probably staged to make the show more interesting

No. 693598

File: 1607867795819.jpg (21.46 KB, 363x492, 1527746533301.jpg)

I feel sort of conflicted on the topic of makeup. The radfem part of me says it's a part of compulsory femininity, it's made with ingredients harvested by child slave labor, its expensive as shit and it's probably bad for your skin, eyes, etc. But even so, I just really enjoy how it can be a sort of artform where the canvas is in the form of a face - it's more like a fashion statement to me. I'm not a fan of the insta-Kardashian look and I like the way I look naturally - I just wanna draw stuff on my face, man. Invest in stage makeup, maybe?
I go barefaced most of the time, but sometimes, I really want to look like an alien, but then i'm missing eyeshadow, and the look falls apart.
>>693559
You can give them away, y'know. Glass ornaments are way prettier anyways, I still have some old ones my dad/his mom used. I don't decorate bc I dont bother, but if i was the kind of person to, glass ornaments would be all i'd buy.

No. 693599

>>693544
Tattoo artists are volatile people in general, and with talent recruiters wanting to pick the most dramatic for their show combined with producers editing a more spicy narrative in post, I'm unsurprised.

No. 693604

>>693598
For some people who've had patchy skin and bad acne all our lives, makeup also serves the function to help us look like normal people as well. Not necessarily hyper feminine or cartoonish.

No. 693605

>>693598
Anon, make your own pigments from body safe ingredients that you know weren't involved in anything nefarious. You're allowed to enjoy your body too.

No. 693606

>>693604
I was gonna say that as well! I felt bad when I wanted to wear foundation to cover the eczema I had on my eyes just because I didn't want to look like a leper, lol.

>>693605
This is actually a good idea. Thanks.

No. 693611

>>693606
I left a recipe and link for you over on /g/. Hopefully the link works. >>>/g/163144

No. 693616

>>693089
lol anon

>Azula has internalized misogyny

>Aang has childhood trauma
>Momo x Appa
>Sokka x Katara
>Suki is trans
>liking Zuko makes you an incel
>Mei is a depressed e-girl

No. 693624

Why do normie women bend over backwards for scrotes? I just saw a woman make a huge post about how her boyfriend is addicted to video games and plays for 16 hours a day, doesn't talk to her, and snaps at her whenever she interrupts his world of warcraft. But somehow this is all excused because she suspects he has autism. People are trying to make her see the light but she's actually defending her precious scrote who wouldn't even get up to take out the trash and can't hold down a job. How and why?

No. 693627

>>693089

pretty sure i've seen at least half of these points being discoursed recently. for some reason atla is popular again now

No. 693632

>>693598
My hot take is that makeup is not always oppressive. You first have to ask yourself why exactly you want to wear makeup. Is it because your job requires it? Is it because you hate your bare face and cannot step outside without it? Is it because you feel pressured to wear it because everyone else wears it? If you thought thoroughly about it and answered yes to any of those questions, then indeed, makeup is oppessive and you should not wear makeup for THOSE reasons.
However, if you genuinely enjoy the process of applying the makeup, creating a cool look (even if it's a basic instagram caked on look), you do your makeup only if you feel like it and you are comfortable with going out with a bare face, then it's not oppression, it's just an art form and you should go ahead and have fun.
I am quite tired of the argument "even if you aren't oppressed by makeup, other women are and you wearing makeup only reiforces the idea that women should wear makeup". It's the peak definition of a "you problem". A very big portion of women has the option to not wear makeup without suffering any serious repercussion (such as losing their job). It's their choice to be too much of a coward to stop wearing makeup they don't actually want to wear. I don't understand why should I deprive myself of something that makes me happy just because other women are too lazy to realize their chains are self-made.

No. 693633


No. 693638

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My new husbando isnt really popular and ive alreday seen all the fanart and fanfics

Now what

No. 693640

>>693638
now create new fanart and fics

No. 693641

>>693640
I am illiterate

No. 693645

>>693638
>>693641
cna we see the husbando?

No. 693647

File: 1607875668443.jpg (582.53 KB, 1080x1841, 20201213_165747.jpg)

I was looking at shoes online and found this picture. There's a reflection of someone just standing there without pants. Is that the model or the photographer? How do reflections work on surfaces like this? What was going on there? It looks kinda gross. Did they just forget to shoop this out of their promo picture of expensive ass shoes? I can't stop thinking about it.

No. 693650

>>693647
Pretty sure it's the model.

No. 693651

I want an (nonsexual) dakimakura of my husbando but I don't want to offend my bf or for him to buy a sexy girl pillow!!! aaaaa

No. 693652

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No. 693655

>>693650
wouldn't the reflection be upside down then?

No. 693657

>>693647
Where the fuck do you see a person without pants?

No. 693658

>>693657
The toes

No. 693661

>>693658
They might just be wearing shorts or something. It's so warped it's hard to tell if those are even really legs. It even could have been another model in a swimsuit or some shit. I doubt a photographer would have just been naked in the middle of a set with other people for no reason.

No. 693668

>>693655
Oh I think you're right. Must be another model like >>693661 said then.

No. 693670

File: 1607881041719.png (838.2 KB, 734x750, Screenshot 2020-12-12 at 23.33…)

A new fetish for the pie-throwing farmers?

No. 693734

I learned how to make Japanese souffle pancakes and now I can't stop. They're so easy to make and fun and yummy and fluffy.

No. 693738

>>693734
Please share anon!! Do you make them in a rice cooker?

No. 693739

Never knew Tinashe and Doja Cat's voices sounded so similar

No. 693740

>>693734
Yeah pls share.
Is there a protein/sugarfree version?
I can make sugarfree and protein banana pancakes but I'm looking to expand my sweet desserts that are healthyish.

No. 693742

I decided to try out some perfume samples to find one I like, and I wound up liking La Vie Est Belle but apparently that is a basic bitch scent. I hated Coco Mademoiselle!

No. 693755

>>693740
>>693738

I use this video. The directions are in the description and I'm 100% sure you could substitute the flour and sugar and milk.

No. 693760

>>693755
Now I’m hungry thx for sharing anon ♥The recipe reminds me of a Japanese Cheesecake

No. 693769

>>693760
Someone correct me if I'm wrong but, aren't they the same thing?

No. 693772

>>693769
Not entirely, the Cheesecake had cream cheese and heavy cream as ingredients and was baked in the oven

No. 693783

>>693769
Nah this is literally the same as a pancake except you whip the egg whites. Very fluffy and they’re meant to go with maple syrup and be cooked and flipped on the stove like usual.

No. 693797

File: 1607897934767.png (1.45 MB, 828x1792, D4D61A76-CB90-4EEB-8957-095A6D…)

>>693783
Not the same. Sorry anon but a pancake and cheesecake are not the same. However the texture is similar

No. 693812

File: 1607899360773.jpg (90.95 KB, 540x720, 1403233134482.jpg)

What do you guys work out to? I like to put My 600lb Life on

No. 693813

>>693812
nikocado avocado videos

No. 693814

>>693772
>>693797
Oh, I see. They look pretty similar so, I thought maybe they weren't really a cheesecake but just called that because of the texture or something. I might try to make it. Cheesecakes are the superior dessert.

No. 693816

my friend always talks about how they like oneyplays so I decided to watch there most recent video today. Now I'm disappointed in my friend.

No. 693818

I still download my music and keep everything in the list view (instead of detail view) in my music folder with the folders standard size being so long that there's exactly 30 files displayed in one column, and it's so satisfying scrolling through it and seeing all the same names under each other, seeing my hoarding collection grow and grow, hah.

No. 693819

>>693816
imma be straight with you: 80% of their stuff is awful and then there's better shit that is still shit 12 year olds find funny. try the poke rap animation.

No. 693821

>>693647
am i crazy or is the seam on these shoes completely coming apart?

No. 693822

>>693816
that's not the best video to start on. i think they're pretty funny but maybe i just have bad taste. this was the video that got me into oneyplays.

No. 693823

File: 1607900731939.png (850.56 KB, 975x841, shuwu.png)

>>693821
I think they are open in the middle, they are stitched together at the orange line I drew and you can see the little stitch at the end of the join. And they are separate at the green line, you can see the edge looks different.

No. 693828

>>693816
their recent videos aren't as funny as their older ones with ding dong and julian

No. 693844

File: 1607902985225.jpg (46 KB, 308x560, load-screen-king-of-clubs-mord…)

I'd let him stick his metal dick up my ass

No. 693873

It blows my mind that it's considered totally normal for a man to lust after other women, pay to look at other women and even look at other women while they're fucking me and if i have an issue with it im considered insecure

No. 693876

>>693873
Fucking amazing the degree of cucked normalfag handmaidens put up with to be totes cool and not insecure or ~controlling~

No. 693877

>feels bad about being relegated to the "strong woman" role due to my height, feels like it's the one thing keeping me a khv (when it's my face and also the fact that I don't even try)
>actually wouldn't even like playing damsel in distress/being really submissive, I love seeing manlets seethe, and my body is great
BRRRRRRRRRRR HEAD MACHINE BROKE

No. 693878

>>693873
Here, here!

No. 693882

>>689054
>>693797
Uh what. I was saying that Japanese soufflé pancakes are made and taste exactly like pancakes just with the egg whites whipped.
I’ve had Japanese cheesecake, it’s not the same as Japanese pancakes.

No. 693885

>>693873
i doubt any of you will agree, but i think it's stupid how men will go to such lengths to lust after other women while in relationships but then lose their mind if their gf has sex with a different guy. if you're so pornsick that you can't give it up to make your partner feel more desired then what did you expect, honestly? i don't support cheating but i can empathize with women who cheat in circumstances like that

No. 693893

Lillee Jean is unbearably hideous. I hate clicking on /pt/ and seeing that gif at the top. Please, I just want to check the other cows

No. 693897

sweet and sour sauce is fire on eggs

No. 693898

>>693893
i agree her drama is so juicy but i also can't stand to watch it because she's infuriatingly ugly and gross to me. just this nasty little hick-gremlin disney girl. she looks like she smells bad all the time.

No. 693901

>>693893
this is how i've felt seeing pictures of pnp and shayna lately

No. 693912

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Tokyo Revengers is the best unintentional comedy I’ve read this year

No. 693913

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I hate Persona games, but I would love to be isekaied into them. I get this weird nostalgic feeling when I look at screenshots from the games. Idk.

No. 693947

Big middle finger to the sinus issues I've been having for like a year. I hate you, bitch. You're literally giving me a headache right now.

No. 693949

>>693893
agree. i am usually pretty nice about people's looks including cows but fuck. i get such a feeling of angry disgust seeing her.

No. 693953

I doubt anyone in advice would want to hear this, so here's my proposal:

I hate the way I look, so I'm thinking I'll get nude, film myself dancing, and upload it on the internet (pornhub) until I am forced to appreciate myself

I don't know why I'm doing this instead of the trend where you film yourself in the mirror and just tell yourself that you're hot, but honestly I didn't think of how similar the two things would be until just now

So obviously this belongs here instead of the advice thread, right?
Thoughts?

No. 693954

File: 1607915518012.png (398.7 KB, 649x611, EanbimNWoAAuLss.png)

>>693953
absolutely do not fucking do this. do not seek validation by uploading your nudes to the internet, it's never going to be worth it

No. 693956

>>693953
if you really want to post something, i think you would be better off dressing in an outfit that makes you feel at your most confident and then post a picture of you dancing in it to instagram or tiktok. it's a much safer bet and if anyone manages to dig it up, it won't have any life ruining consequences

No. 693957

>>693954
its less for validation and more to just expose myself and be vulnerable
but ok, it was a dumb idea anyway

No. 693958

>>693828
I know!!! I remember watching every video as soon as they were posted when Ding Dong and Julian were cohosts, and then Zach and some other fellas took their place and I just stopped feeling the need to watch. I thought it would be okay since I like Sleepy Cabin but idk…it’s not the same

No. 693960

>>693953
Don't. Just don't.

No. 693964

>>693953
So therapy never occurred to you, honey? I hope you know the men telling you your attractive would just be saying that because they're horny. No one thinks straight until they get that post-nut clarity, and then they'll just move on with their day without even thinking about you. I know you said it's to "be vulnerable", but be vulnerable with a damn therapist.

No. 693965

>>693963
I have gone to therapy
Honestly, in my experience therapy is about figuring out why you feel a certain why, you still have to do the hard work of tackling that feeling and moving past it

I'm not doing it for validation, I just wanted to be vulnerable, not that I'm actually going through with it anymore

No. 693966

>>693953
It's not going to resolve anything about your lack of confidence anon, self acceptance comes from within and men certainly won't help.

No. 693971

>>693965
Like, the goal is to be seen and not care about what others feel
Not use other people's feelings about me to construct self-esteem
I have friends who care about me, I just need to care about me

what's ironic is that me trying to explain all of this just ties back to my need for validation which I'm trying to get past

so do I post this comment? or take this as a lesson that I don't have to be understood by strangers

fuck it, maybe I'll go through with it anyway

I do appreciate the replies though

No. 693972

>>693965
I think you should still go back. Fixing an issue is just part of healing. Nobody can make you like yourself, so obviously you have to do the "hard work". If you want to be vulnerable (even if you don't post your nudes) then that would just be putting a bandaid over the bigger issue. I promise that feeling would wear off.

Look at anyone who has gotten over a mental illness, people with OCD for example. They all say they had to recognize why they had their fears, and they had to work hard to suppress them and resist urges. Hard work is apart of healing, even if what you're healing from is just insecurity. Best of luck to you anon.

No. 693975

>>693972
Samefagging but, you trying to fix your insecurity with being vulnerable is just a way for you to avoid facing the issue imo. Who do you want to be vulnerable to? Wouldn't that just be taking a step back?

No. 693976

>>693975
I mean, do you really wanna get into it and discuss me or are these more rhetorical questions

No. 693980

>>693976
It was rhetorical, I just think you should really consider therapy, and also this is the dumbass shit thread so I don't wanna fill it up with advice or whatever.

No. 693986

I genuinely do not understand how traffic happens

No. 693995

>>693986
one person slows down and stops. the person behind them also slows down and stops. it then is a domino effect. capiche?

No. 694001

Kinda lame how my dad had dark brown eyes, my mom bright blue eyes and I ended up with grey eyes, would have been hella cute to have one of those. Not to start some fucking eye color sperging, all eyes are fine for fucks sake.

No. 694004

>>693995
So why doesn't the person who stopped keep driving? That's what I don't understand. I know there are such things as stoplights, but they're not always red.
>>694001
Grey eyes are real? I thought they didn't actually exist lmao

No. 694013

>>694001
grey eyes are super pretty, anon

No. 694015

>>694004
They aren’t some tumblr uwu light icy steel grey, more like a shitty laptop grey, used color grab apps on them out of lockdown boredom and it’s always some form of grey.

No. 694019

I just took a vice organic wellness shot, I hope it clears up my cold

No. 694023

i love the few seconds of silence at the end of ariana's get well soon. i listen to it whenever I’m sad and the silence helps me breathe and think things over. it’s nice.

No. 694034

Dyed my hair black and I'm still not used to it. When I look in the mirror I feel like I'm someone's evil twin.

No. 694035

This is not worth posting in her thread and I know people have been making this exact same comment for years… but I cannot BELIEVE Ashley Isaacs is still alive.

No. 694039

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I need to get this job so I can buy two more Blythe dolls to love and customize, I've been virtual window shopping them for so long

also to help at home yes of course but I'd treat myself too

No. 694040

I hope on dec 21st I get powers to move shit with my mind

No. 694046

What the literal fuck? I just found out that it is illegal to own a feather from an eagle? Like if you're walking and find a single feather on the ground from an eagle and keep it, you could go to jail for a year and pay a 5000 fine? Wtf America.

No. 694048

>>694046
only illegal if you get caught
I can't imagine many police departments seriously enforce that

No. 694057

>>694046
This sounds like it’s to discourage poachers. Eagles are still endangered, but of course people would still kill them to make some ugly hat with eagle feathers and say they “found” them if they could. Nobody needs eagle feathers, relax anon.

No. 694062

>ignore my friends
>ignore my insecurities
>nothing can go wrong if it's all ignored
haha avoidant personality disorder go brrrrrrrrrrr

No. 694067

ITS ALMOST 4AM AND IVE BEEN WATCHING TIKTOK NONSTOP FOR THENPAST 5 HOURS MAKE IT STOP

No. 694098

I think fakebois dating other fakebois occurs when young lesbians get exposed to anime
society rarely addresses lesbians outside of being fetish objects for men
so they know they're homosexual, but don't know how to process it, and they've been conditioned to think of themselves as sex objects, like gay men are treated in doujinshi
I'm older than the trans-wave, so i don't know how that effected teenagers, but I can't imagine it helped this

No. 694118

>>694098
there's probably other factors to it. when lesbians were exposed to anime in past they didn't do this.

No. 694131

It just dawned on me that christmas is next week and new years is the week after

No. 694132

I’m listening to Nicki Minaj megamixes to hype myself up to quit my job, lol.

No. 694153

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>>694132
>proving the meme that Barbs are unemployed

Jk anon I wish you luck. I'm a Barb too and also currently unemployed

No. 694179

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>>694153
>>694132
I hope my fellow unemployed barbs get jobs soon and prosper in them and in their life.

No. 694183

Why are already rich/well off women doing OF? Another person I know via friends/social media has rich LA family and yet decides to open an OF. How interesting.

No. 694192

>>694183
Attention and/or hopes for fame are my best guesses

No. 694197

>>694153
>>694179
I don't get how people are still Barbs after the pedo shit with her brother and her husband. Doesn't it bother you?

No. 694198

>>694183
>>694192
+low self-esteem and not being loved as a child

No. 694203

>>694183
Idk who your talking about specifically, but a lot of celebrities are fake rich. Renting out cars, homes, jewelry etc… Especially if they are rappers.

No. 694204

>>694197
Yeah, I don’t really like her much tbh but her music makes me feel powerful. Gave me the courage to quit that shit.

No. 694213

>>694197
Because we are unemployed and illiterate anon. But for real tho I like her verses and I find her funny but I just don't even think about her cringe irl relationships with men

No. 694218

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I wonder how straight women even talk to straight men. After the last message I stopped responding. I never have anything to talk about with them lol
I even try bringing up my interests and life and all I get is "lol nice" .

No. 694220

>>694218

You both sound super boring.

No. 694227

>>694220
I no longer really engage with scrotes in conversations because

1. They dont really engage in the conversation or ask any questions
2. If my music taste is different from theirs they get judgemental
3. If I ask too many questions they say "why do you ask so many questions?"

Really it seems like unless I'm talking about taking a cock in the mouth the conversation is going to be dry as shit.

No. 694230

>>694218
Are you the same anon from the stupid questions thread? If so, why do you keep posting your texts and why are they so dry. Wtf is anyone supposed to say to either or your messages

No. 694232

>>694218
>>694227

Wow, I don't understand how anyone couldn't find your super interesting one-line responses (see: you didn't ask any questions back or feed any info to go off of) or your absolutely positive outlook on convos w/ fuckboys engaging.

You fed the thirst by mentioning your bath. just admit you wanted the attention sis.

No. 694235

>>694218
It's a deadbeat convo from both sides.

No. 694236

>>694192
>>694198
Possibly. She was/in a band that was slowly rising to fame though, so I dunno.

No. 694237

>>694232
Because in the past I used to be super excited and shared a lot of interests etc and it just came off as desperate. Now I just come off as not interested and for some reason I have orbiters now. It makes 0 sense.

No. 694238

>>694218
You seem suited for each other considering how boring you both are.

No. 694239

>>694237
Did they outright say you sounded desperate or was it a self-image issue that made you think "oh shit i sound needy bc i show too much interest" kind of thing? because there's a balance between your tactics that you should try to achieve imo or else you'll just keep coming off as boring "hard to get" girl or w/e and keep attracting fuckboys and other shallow scrotes.

No. 694241

>>694218
Going to give you some tips because you come across very boring. Of you're going to do the whole one line conversational tone it needs to be more of an instaneous back and forth or the dude is going to think you're putting thought into these dry responses. If you're taking time to craft a response put something in it that he can start a back and forth on.

No. 694242

>>694237
You don't have to share all your interests at once and you also don't have to be a boring ass bitch. There's a happy medium for everything, anon. Conversations are two-sided, if someone is replying with 3 word texts and not sharing anything I'd think they were uninterested.

No. 694244

>>694237
I mean there's a balance between (over)sharing and one-line replies that give him nothing to work with

No. 694245

>>694240
>>694241
It's the guys job to impress me. If he is unable to make the conversation interesting and come up with topics thats on him.

No. 694247

>>694245
Then don't be shocked if he gets bored of you and moves on to another girl that can hold a conversation. That's probably the thing I most hear from guys on dating apps, that they can have a conversation with me. It's not desperate to have a conversation anon, you don't need to unload trauma on him, like if you can't have a light hearted fun conversation with a dude maybe you're not ready to date yet?

No. 694248

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No. 694250

>>694245
Wtf do you want him to say? He can't come up with any topics or anything interesting because you're not sharing anything with him. Even starter questions would be hard because your typing 1 line messages. I thought you were both just boring ass people but, now I see you're just trying to kill your dating/hook-up prospects. Pls stop acting retarded

No. 694252

>>694245
"Princess stuck in a tower" vibes

No. 694253

>>694247
>dont get shocked if he gets bored of you

And? Lol. It's easy to replace a scrote.

No. 694255

>>694245
Are you the anon that used the stupid questions thread to blogspot?
Imagine posting your chats on lolcow of all places and being so boring that anons shittalk you instead of the scrote

No. 694256

>>694253
Then Wtf are you complaining about in the first place. Don't you have orbiters jumping through hoops to hear about your day…

No. 694257

>>694253
So why are you stressing about them so much? This is literally the second time you posted about this

No. 694258

>>694250
No, it's his job to ask me questions at first and if I feel hes interesting and deserving enough of more than one word replies I will follow suit.

No. 694259

>>694218
>it's the same entitled dumb cunt from the other thread
Why are you even talking to men if you obviously hate them this much?

No. 694261

>>694259
Idk what other thread you're taking about but I dont hate men, I actually love men especially cute ones with blonde hair. Men are put on earth for women's pleasure. They should be cute and entertaining to me, not the other way around. I shouldnt have to put any effort into a relationship.

No. 694262

>>694258
Anon, I feel like you're just saying this cause you get upset when people won't carry the convo for your dumb ass. Would you keep replying to someone when you're trying to engage with them but they're giving you 1 word messages? Not even just talking about a person you meet on tinder. Like, imagine any of your friends doing some shit like that.

No. 694263

>>694262
>why do you keep talking to him

Because he gives me cash for free food and alcohol? Just because hes boring as shit doesnt mean he has nothing to offer.

No. 694264

>>694261
ok scrote. learn to sage your retardation

No. 694265

>>694258
ok, i'll call it.
hey scrote, get a creative outlet that isn't scraping for attention from any dick that ~dares enter your dm's~ so that you can later pretend to be a girl on an imageboard for further attention.

No. 694266

>>694261
Sounds like a perfect recipe to never having a happy relationship. Idk maybe you're a scrote trying to bait, if you are that's pathetic. If you aren't - still pathetic.

No. 694268

>>694265
>>694264
Naw it's more scrote to be getting butt hurt on the behalf of a scrote you dont even know lol

No. 694269

>>694266
Even sweet,interest and very attractive women end up in awful relationships. How you act or look had nothing to do with it.

No. 694270

>>694261
just date a clown then

No. 694271

>>694268
it's obvious you're a scrote because no woman in her right mind on here would play the "men are here purely for my pleasure" card. do you think it's amusing to take what men have said about women for centuries and flip it around when the entire point is to just treat people as people? you're a shit troll

No. 694272

>>694271
Most women wouldnt say that because they havent truly accepted that most men view them exactly the same way. Except for women it's actually true. Men are the ones desperate for sex and go on killing sprees if they csnt get women. So, in my mind I feel it is their job to impress me and that is that.

No. 694273

>>694272
thankfully no one actually cares what's in your dumbass mind. not even moids are willing to engage with you it seems.

No. 694274

>>694269
Yes, even sweet, interesting and attractive women can pull the short straw, but someone saying
>I shouldnt have to put any effort into a relationship.
is never going to have a happy one. Relationships are about mutual respect.
Why would you even want to date someone you obviously have 0 respect for?

No. 694275

>>694273
This is the dumbass shit thread. You're get mad kek

No. 694276

>>694274
I man will get mutual respect from me after he proves he deserves it. Most of them dont.

No. 694277

>>694276
nta but again why would you be in a fucking dating situation unless you already think that?

No. 694278

>>694277
"she" thinks because she was born with a vagina it somehow entitles her to asslicking lmao

No. 694279

>>694277
I'm not dating these men. I'm just "talking to them" and in return I get free food or alcohol because they hope one day I will fuck them. Any comments about sex I ignore as well.

No. 694281

>>694278
I know you're mad but think about it this way. If a man treated a woman like this do you think he would jump to her defense? No kek so why so why do you care?

No. 694287

>>694279
Girl this is a load of bullshit and you know it. You're a boring cunt with a superiority complex and I doubt you have men buying you shit because you posted an extremely dull ss of one of your text convos and didn't have the self awareness to realise what a boring bitch you are. Now you're trying to prove some daft point because people are calling you boring. If you were interesting and actually were attracted to these men it would take no effort on your part to have a decent conversation. Hot guys are rare, if you've found one and you like him you need to work on how to be more charismatic.

No. 694288

>>694287
It's actually extremely easy to get men to buy you stuff even if you're ugly or boring. Men are hella desperate.

No. 694290

>>694288
Yet the one you like isn't desperate enough to make a conversation work with your dry ass.

No. 694291

>>694281
why would i give a shit to entertain your hypothetical? if he was a decent man then yes he would. fuck off and stop being a boring bitch

No. 694293

>>694288
Samefag and I'd like to add to this comment. The key to getting men to buy you shit is to never have sex with them. Act like theres a chance of it happening but always make an excuse not to do it.

No. 694296

>>694291
If a man really likes a girl he would work hard to impress you l even if you're boring as shit. There are men simping for women they have never spoken two words to and saw once at the grocery store. I expect that energy from any man who I fuck or date.

No. 694297

>>694293
I don't think any of us want any advice from you…

No. 694298

>>689054
>>694297
I read this out of context without reading the prior conversation and laughed.

No. 694299

>>694057
The fact that you think I'm concerned about wanting or needing eagle feathers is…concerning. It's just a random law that you can't even pick one off the floor.

No. 694302

>>694288
>willingly taking anything from males
i'll buy it myself thanks, don't need to be reminded of the ugly moid i had to humor to receive it
really not sure how you live like that anon but good for you

No. 694303

>>694296
You expect it but you clearly don't receive it because you're going from thread to thread crying about how dudes won't reply to your stale texts. Clearly they aren't desperate enough to tear out their eyes attempting to talk to you

No. 694304

>>694279
heavy gimp girl vibes

No. 694305

>>694303
Dating should be to impress women and that's that. Women can be boring and stale if we chose to because men gain more from women. It's his job to look attractive and be interesting. That's how I see it and that's never going to change.

No. 694307

>>694305
Terrible bait.

No. 694308

>>694305
Your hot take makes no sense because you're obviously upset these dudes don't give a shit about you enough to entertain you lol

No. 694310

>>694308
Men cant be entertaining though. Most of them only have 3 hobbies. Porn, sports and video games.

No. 694311

>>694310
>It's his job to look attractive and be interesting
>Men cant be entertaining
How many times were you dropped on your head?

No. 694313

>>694310
>porn, sports, and video games

It’s 2020, ain’t no guys playing sports

No. 694314

>>694311
I said I feel it is mens job to be interesting and attractive. I never said they succeeded at this job, we all know most men are ugly with no original thoughts.

No. 694316

>>694313
Most normie men dont play sports and are fat/out of shape but most normie men still watch sports.

No. 694317

>>694245
>anons falling for this bait
Summer all over again

No. 694319

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Omg lc is back up

No. 694322

>>694319
I had to settle for browsing 4chan and KF instead…never again.

No. 694325

We back like a vertebrae?

No. 694328

I hope spaghetti anon is doing alright these days

No. 694329

File: 1608032685002.jpg (2.08 MB, 3607x2507, ahh.jpg)

posting husbando in celebration of lc being back up

No. 694335

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALL GONE FOR REAL THIS TIME

No. 694337

I missed you guys

No. 694338


No. 694342

>>694328
Who's spaghetti anon?

No. 694343

>>694338
Missed you too, qt ♥

No. 694344

I hope Christian anon's banners get added lmaooo

No. 694345

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>>694322
I’m glad I didn’t reach that low.

No. 694346

>>694329
She paid the bill! This experience taught me that I might be addicted to posting here.

No. 694351

>>694346
Nta but I honestly had withdrawal symptoms and everything!

No. 694366

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Thank god lolcow is back. I seriously thought it was gone for good. I got withdrawal symptoms from not seeing all these stupid posts and thought I'd have to migrate to lsa and reddit for good

No. 694367

>>694346
same here, I'm blocking lc for the rest of the year. I'll probably be back tomorrow. Quarantine boredom has got me dependent dammit

No. 694368

>>694342
Plain spaghetti on a bag girl I think?

No. 694373

I hate loli rap the shit is corny and looks lame. I want to run over every bitch on the internet who does that lame shit with an SUV. Each and every single weeb on the internet thinks they're reinventing the wheel when they do it. Amanda stop your mayo suburban raps are not clever or funny it's already bad enough you can't flow on beat but upload baby's first beat in fruity loops anyways for that sweet gratification from outlier men who struggle in simple conversation and blame it on wimmenz

No. 694379

The site is back! Hope you are all okay anons!

No. 694385

>tfw admin only wakes up to pay the bills and will go back to being dead as usual

No. 694401

>>694385
a queen, a perfect leader.

No. 694413

>>694367
what program are you using to block websites anon? it's starting to get a little rent free for me, i need to block some websites for me.

No. 694419

I’m so dumb it’s the 15th but I’m already in the minus on my bank account

No. 694431

I wish I could experience season one of Big Little Lies for the first time again because it was so fucking good

No. 694432

>>694419
what're ya buyin anon

No. 694435

My local supermarket sold rose black tea for $7 a box, but a few weeks ago I noticed they were on sale for $3. I bought two boxes, came home, and told my mom how weird it was that they were on sale for so little. She was going grocery shopping right after, so she bought the last two boxes after I did lol. I just went back the other day to look for snacks to keep in my bag and decided to wander into the tea section and saw that they no longer sell the rose black tea at all… there's no empty spot for it like it just happened to be sold out, it's spot is just completely taken by something else now. I'm so sad, this always happens whenever I find a rose tea that I like. This is discrimination, I just want lovely rose tea to drink!! If any anons have a rose tea they like that can be bought online, please send it to me lol.

No. 694441

Not to tinfoil but I always see this one anon who says "hellworld" and I can't unsee it being shoeonhead. I know it's a pretty normal word but I've never seen any other human being in my life use it.

No. 694442

>>694373
based anon

No. 694447

just saw a lesbian call straight women domesticabusecels and i just had to laff

No. 694449

Anyone watched the Blumhouse film on netflix called "Cam"? The main character is what I feel Shayna see's herself as. If you watched the movie, besides the main character being attractive (IMO), having sex appeal, the character was like shayna because they were obsessed with their rank, attention from simps, obsessed with other sex workers and the ending of the movie is so realistic in what I feel Shayna would do.
It was actually a really good horror film.

No. 694452

>>694432
Clothes and shit for the house but also food

No. 694454

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>>694435
3:15pm's rose fruity milk tea is the best tea I've ever had in general, although I'd only recommend it if you like sweet tea flavors. The one time I bought it I didn't have honey or sugar and ended up drinking it plain and I'm so glad because the tea is perfect without it.

No. 694470

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grrr I'm so hungry but I gotta wait for my bf to come home because we said we'd make dinner together. Just want some fajita pasta goddamnit!

No. 694474

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does anybody else get the urge to make an absolutely rancid stinky shitpost that will certainly get you banned and placed on a lc watchlist

No. 694475

>>694449
It was a shit movie but the subject matter was fun. Weird how shayna hasn't already delivered hot takes about it

No. 694483

>>694474
All the fucking time. It's hard controlling myself

No. 694507

>>694470
I've never heard of fajita pasta until now. thanks anon, I know what I'm making this weekend.

No. 694510

>>694475
true, but Shayna would just go, "I wish my mom was like her mom! This movie is supposed to be anti- sex work but it's really about a creative artist who has a dream and won't let anyone stop her!"

No. 694513

Dislike how in battlebots one of the two almost immediately overturns the other. Where the fuck are my anime robot fights
(To be fair, I only watch it when it's on and I'm bored of being on the internet)

No. 694531

I just found out burglars in Sims 2 only seem to come between 22 and 2 and only when all sims on the lot are asleep. I modded the household limit out, and preferably play with 15 to 20 sims on a lot (maybe more, but I never managed to get further before getting bored, but I have a good feeling this time around), which means there's pretty much always an open eye. I'm sad. I just wanna get robbed. I didn't even buy an alarm. But he still won't come since there's always someone up. Sigh…

No. 694555

I cried watching The Prom on Netflix, it's a stupid musical but nothing moves me as much as lesbian coming of age stories

No. 694581

I was scrolling through tiktok and i came across a pov of a guy spitting at the camera. Ppl in the comments were all going crazy over him, but all I could feel was disgust. What has the world come to?

No. 694589

>>694531
>play with 15 to 20 sims on a lot
Whoah. That's not even a big family, that's a whole ass tribe.

No. 694668

starting to think maybe admin shouldn't have paid the bills

No. 694694

>>694668
For real. Fuck this hellsite.

No. 694698

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I only vaguely follow the digibro thread but I went to some exposé twitter an anon linked and honest to god what the FUCK is wrong with men?

No. 694702

>>694668
Agree. I know self-discipline goes in hand but I was more productive without lc. Also, yeah, sometimes it's just too much bs.

No. 694717

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No. 694733

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Fuck big pharma my job got contracted to research covid. I wanted to see my family so bad but that's not an option since I'm an administrator within my company and have to run patients all damn day. I miss my dad so much I want to give my parents a huge hug when I see them. Literally the only good thing about this is a huge bump in salary

No. 694765

I am about to call to follow up on a job I applied for. I’ve met this person previously but it’s still awkward as fuck. Wish me luck anons, I’m shitting bricks

No. 694782

File: 1608072162875.jpg (64.78 KB, 1300x1300, sleeeeeep.jpg)

I love my sleeping pills so so much.
That ten minute window between the pill kicking in and me hauling my ass off to bed is the most chill part of my day where everything is just so nice and fuzzy.
Also wow brain actually works when I'm well rested who knew

No. 694790

>>694782
What kind of pills?

No. 694795

>>694765
It went to voicemail. As I hoped for

No. 694798

Just had tortilla soup for the first time. I've truly been missing out.

No. 694802

>>694790
Imovane/Zopiclone

No. 694805

When I grab my titty it feels very vertically long. Like the titties in Sims 3

No. 694811

In my dream last night my ex told me he liked children and now I'm realizing that he actually fits the pedo persona a lot. I can't stop thinking that he actually might be one

No. 694814

Is Howl a manic pixie boy?

No. 694816

>>694694
Why are you still here then

No. 694823

Sometimes anons post on here and I can't help but think "Uh oh. You've got a big storm coming," knowing they're about to get ripped to shreds by other anons and subsequently banned.

No. 694853

>>694805

~Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie ‘em in a knot? Can you tie ‘me in a bow?~

No. 694855

>>694805
I just realized I meant horizontal, not vertical. I really am a dumbass.

No. 694858

Do you guys think that jesus is the type of person that hated their birthday?

No. 694859

>>694855
You've come to the right thread

No. 694869

smoked paprika is to me what hot sauce is to a person from texas. I put that shit on everything

No. 694907

they were a wokescold
she was a terf
can i be any more obvious

they called themselves queer
she preferred gay
what more can i say

No. 694911

>>694717
fuck you guys I worked really hard on this

No. 694914

>>694911
You should change the dimensions of it and submit it to be a banner. Whenever admin actually updates the banners that is.

No. 694915

>>694907
they wanted her
she'd never tell
but secretly she wanted them as well
but all of her friends stuck up their nose
and they had a problem with their call-out posts

No. 694916

File: 1608085958734.jpg (267.22 KB, 1500x1390, 81Fl9BSwjaL._AC_UL1500_.jpg)

My Therapist Lives In A Barn

No. 694922

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No. 694923

>>694922
Pls don't summon her

No. 694924

File: 1608086752325.png (24.97 KB, 606x551, wHJsOhX.png)

>>694923
sorry it was just too funny

No. 694929

>>694869
Omg Hungarian anon??

No. 694932

>>694929
lmao no I'm from the states.

No. 694935

>>694907

they were an enby
she was an adult human female
can i make it any more obvious?

No. 694943

Macadamia or pistachio are the best nuts. Thoughts?

No. 694948

>>694943
almonds

No. 694949

>>694943
Pecans and peanuts though…

No. 694950

>>694949
I feel like pecans are on par with walnuts in how they compliment deserts well but aren't so good as a snack on their own

No. 694953

>>694943
Almonds and walnuts bby

No. 694956

>>694950
I definitely see where you're coming from. I had Turtle chocolates on my mind when I wrote that, so you're probably right.

No. 694959

>>694943
macadamia
black walnuts
regular walnuts
pecan
almond
peanut
pistachios
(i have a pistachio bias from working at a donut shop the smell makes me sick from this disgusting lemon, honey pistachio donut glaze i worked with)

No. 695016

Idk if it was just me but site just went down again for minute. Thought admin paid the bills. Shame.

No. 695017

>>695016
Is that why the site was down yesterday?

No. 695020

>>695017
A farmhand in meta said they had an issue with the host, which is pretty vague, but I think we just all assumed admin needed to pay. Could have also been a technical issue though.

No. 695023

>>695016 >>695017 >>695020
I like to think it was all for that one anon who kept returning to the complaints thread to mention that the townhall banner was still up after a month kek. Admin gave her an early Christmas present.

No. 695027

I know someone who is 30 and makes ahegao faces with full sincerity. We used to be weeb friends but c'monnnnnnnnnnn

No. 695031

>>695027
kek ahegao makes me feel murderous when real people do it, it's genuinely kind of scary how annoyed it makes me. that shit is ugly af as is when it's in art, it should not be brought to life in any way

No. 695056

I’m trying to loose weight so I’m on a plan I thought for myself. I only want to have one meal and that at home after work. I failed yesterday and I feel like crap about it but I felt so weak at work. I wish I could talk to a nutritionist. The think is I don’t feel hungry it’s just that I feel really weak

No. 695059

>>695056
If you're feeling weak, you need to fucking eat. OMAD is not for everyone, I'd feel sick and miserable if I tried it and clearly it's not for you either. Just eat normally but at a caloric deficit, it's not rocket science.

No. 695072

>>695056
Then it's not for you. Eat more veggies, you can always eat a lot of them and not gain weight in a way that matters, up your protein, cut added sugars, fat and extra carbs. You can eat A LOT and still be in calorie deficit.

No. 695078

>>695059
>>695072
I wasn’t aware that it’s different for everyone. My boyfriend had great success.

No. 695118

>>695078
Weight loss/eating habits are an extremely individual thing and if you don't tailor it specifically to your personality to make it doable you're probably gonna fail. Dieting should only be somewhat hard, not 24/7 struggle and suffering because you've decided on unrealistic rules.

When it comes to OMAD specifically, the theory I heard is that people tend to be either grazers who need to eat small amounts regularly or like your bf and do well with large, sporadic meals. Women are more likely to be the former apparently and I definitely am.

No. 695141

It's simple;
if Shrek was on everything when you were growing up, you're a millennial
if Minions were on everything when you were growing up, you're a zoomer

No. 695142

>>695141
Anon, you've just magically aged me by several years. I feel like I'm now flooding in pants because I've hit a growth spurt.

No. 695143

>>695141
Your nobel prize is on its way, queen

No. 695144

>>695142
are you feeling
ogrewhelmed?

No. 695145

>>695141
Wow….

No. 695146

>>695142
Finally a satisfactory criteria

No. 695147

File: 1608113983720.jpg (43.39 KB, 600x600, skreminion.jpg)

>>695146
>>695141
meant to reply to this god damn wunderkind

No. 695150

>>695141
What if you had both? How old/young is growing up?

No. 695151

>>695150
I vote if you were in high school by the time minions came around, millenial

No. 695152

>>695150
it's more of a maturity thing than a defined thing I think

No. 695159

soup

No. 695165

>>695118
Thank you anon that is very helpful! I try smaller portions then. I do mostly focus on greens protein so I hope changing my schedule will help

No. 695167

>>695151
do you mean minions or the original despicable me? because didn't minions come out in like 2016

No. 695172

Not related to this thread, but some of you guys have to learn how to bait better. Like at least make it convincing

No. 695179

nothing on the planet is more funny to me than how triggered beatles fans get when you say you don't like the beatles or say that some modern pop artist is better than them lol, it always works too

No. 695182

This is dumb as shit but if you're the Polanon sending transphobic memes to my friend's friend then you need to hit me up.

No. 695183

>>695172
Some of the posts labeled as "bait" don't seem baity to me, I actually agree with them occasionally.

No. 695196

>>695179
I find it so weird how fans who were born after their initial fame get triggered. Sure they were revolutionary for the time, fair point, but anyone who grew up in the subsequent decades would’ve experienced all sorts of experimental music. Acting stuck in the 1960s and ignoring everything since is strange if you weren’t even there.

No. 695200

This scene from The Wiz scared the shit out of me when I was younger. Still does, honestly. The music, the paper doll things and the peddler are just so fucking creepy.

Also, Diana Ross running in those heels and up the stairs is magical

No. 695203

>>694922
anons what's the name of the site

No. 695206

y2k fashion is so fucking UGLY

No. 695225

Today I woke up super angry and horny for no reason. Turns out I had to shit.

No. 695229

>>695206
Hard agree. The revival is even uglier than the original thing though imo

No. 695257

>>695206
that's part of the fun of wearing it dear anon

No. 695285

Shoutout to any devoted plant owners/carers/whatevers out there; my friend gifted me a little potted plant just a week ago; it's supposed to be one of those easy-to-care beginner kinds, and I left it on my windowsill and COMPLETELY forgot about its existence until now. Went and frantically watered it. I like the idea of a plant-filled home but I just can't seem to give a shit about the work it takes, oops

No. 695304

>>695285
Will it live?

No. 695305

File: 1608131317369.jpg (22.86 KB, 700x421, sub-buzz-129-1602166430-9.jpg)

French people still getting triggered over Emily in Paris is absolutely hilarious. They really think a harmless stereotype on a Netflix show makes them an oppressed minority. And arguably the show portrays Americans worse, Emily is purposefully an obnoxious American stereotype. There are plenty of stupid Netflix shows yet they act like Emily in Paris is a literal war crime, I've even seen people saying it's racist to white French people lmfao. I didn't even care for the show but I'm glad it got a second season, purely to continue to piss them off

No. 695308

File: 1608131512289.jpeg (41.51 KB, 554x554, Too faced.jpeg)

I'm never into american Makeup but I want this

No. 695310

>>695305
I don't care about the show one bit, I don't like Lily Collins, Idgaf about fashion and I don't fetishize French culture like some people but the sheer overwhelming backlash makes me want to watch it lmao

No. 695320

>>695308
Save yourself the money and find a different brand. Too Faced is garbage when it comes to pigment.

No. 695321

>>695305
not french but it's just annoying.

No. 695331

>>695305
Not French but the whole show is shit. Of course Emily is an obnoxious American stereotype but she’s reflective of the intended audience.

No. 695332

>>695305
French people arent triggered, they just find the show dumb or hilarious for reasons not intended by the writers at all. You havent see all the drinking games on twitter of people watching this show, or you think their sarcasm is actual complaints.

No. 695333

>>695304
You're sweet to ask, heh. Yeah, when I read up on care it said it only needed to be watered once a week, so I think it should be ok? Wasn't in bad shape when I found it.

No. 695334

I don't know where to put this, but McDonalds is doing a deal a day sort of thing through their mobile app (with a minimum one day purchase). The item offered changes every day (yesterday was a big mac, today was a breakfast sandwich) but it might be worth your while if you're a maccas slut like myself!

No. 695336

>>695305
>Emily is purposefully an obnoxious American stereotype.
The thing is im pretty sure that the writers didn't intend to make her a fucking annoying american tourist. I'm pretty sure they honestely believe that Emily is in the right.

The one thing that really bothered me are the outfits she is wearing, so many of them are shit.

>>695332
Yeah the show has very wattpad tier writing kek

No. 695338

>>695333
nayrt but a friend gifted me a tradescantia zebrina last year and I am an awful plant caretaker but the fucker refuses to die, for better or for worse. Every once in a while I'll clean it up and repot it, but then I'll usually forget about it aside from watering whenever the leaves get droopy and it just flourishes for whatever fucking reason. She also gave me a pothos that I'm in love with but it's constantly teetering on the brink of death lol

No. 695344

>>695332
they are, look at diet pradas post about season 2 and read the comments, theyre literally acting like the reputation of french people is somehow damaged and literally calling it racist towards french people. Someone even said that's emblematic of american imperialism lmfao (of course france has zero history of that). it's a dumb netflix show for teenagers, of course it's bad. I don't know why people act like it's supposed to be a cultural artifact kek, french people should be glad they didn't show how awful and racist they actually are and just stuck with the chainsmoking cunt stereotype

No. 695382

>>695203
uclassify, it has some pretty interesting ones besides the age guesser.

No. 695383

lc is full of kpop stans

No. 695392


No. 695419

>>689054
I love RLM but imagine sitting next to Rich when he has those laugh attacks, I would get pissed off after a while, he's so loud.

No. 695448

Damn, i wish I was an internet influencer so I can have a glasses website sponsor my content and give me like 5 pairs of prescription glasses for free. I'm jealous as fuck rn.

No. 695465

I wish grape flavored things would just get banned in the US. Especially grape soda.

No. 695468

>>695383
Exterminate them pls

No. 695477

>>695465
please no I love grape flavored stuff

No. 695479

>>695465
May I interest you in some grape hi-chews?

No. 695480

>>695477
Just to clarify I mean artificial grape. If you like a real grape flavor maybe that's ok. If you eat the artificial shit you're disgusting and deserve to be in prison.

No. 695481

Got a free sample bag of apple chips from Amazon. Much thanks to our capitalist overlord!!!

No. 695486

File: 1608145230623.jpg (186.68 KB, 1080x1350, 1571066033109.jpg)

fuck it. bisexual gaze

No. 695487

>>695419
I've heard the reason his audio always sounds a little fucked up is because no amount of fiddling with their setup has been able to contain his voice, it's just too loud and weird.

Mike's laugh however is great. The part in Christmas or Cats where he starts laughing hysterically at nothing always brings my mood up.

No. 695490

Wtf since when did ghostemane make industrial music? Its not even bad

No. 695507

>>695465
grape soda's the only good grape flavored thing baka

No. 695509

>>695480
B-b-but I like them both….

No. 695515

File: 1608148388558.jpg (12.81 KB, 275x275, 1597779736188.jpg)

Shout out to weed. Love ya

No. 695517

File: 1608148585571.jpg (154.16 KB, 1226x768, windows-xp.jpg)

i miss her (windows xp)

No. 695524

>>695515
>>695517
This thread is no different from the retarded shitpost one and the retarded one honestly has no reason to exist

No. 695525

File: 1608149335666.png (569.97 KB, 642x1695, pFYxUesAyPL6k5cSKi1yd-ts8yYDoC…)

>>695487
Even better is Jay's reaction to his laugh, he's always so shocked. This comic perfectly illustrates Mike's laugh kek

No. 695526

>>695524
Speak for yourself. I have an easy time discerning between when I want to post in this thread and when I want to post in the shitpost thread.

No. 695537

Why the fuck is the cold making my nipples feel like vid related?? I fucking hate it, I want it to stop.

No. 695540

>>695526
Exactly, I feel like this thread is for random thoughts that don't fit in the other threads, and the retard thread is for shitposts. You can take one look at each thread and see it's a clear difference. Sometimes posts from this thread can fit in the other one and vice versa.

No. 695547

File: 1608152091736.jpeg (186.06 KB, 483x593, 1596606992013.jpeg)

>>695524
excuse u, my love for weed is not a shitpost.

No. 695557

File: 1608152882660.jpg (214.55 KB, 1257x1280, tumblr_pe63vnCfd01vbw98q_1280.…)

I like, REALLY want go back to tumblr to create an aesthetic blog but it mostly dead even if it'll be for myself

No. 695560

>>695524

Not even shitposting, just wanted to remind everyone about best windows

No. 695561

>>695557
god I miss the 3DS XL dausy, the switch sort of feels clunky in comparison and its not half as cute

No. 695562

>>695557
Just do it. Also do you think that's a real my little pony, it looks taller than I remember, it looks really elegant

No. 695563

Apparently 3 friends are sending me presents, I have sent them their stuff already but I AM EXCITED AND WORRIED BECAUSE ONE IS JUST A BORDERLINE GAG GIFT OOF. Shouldn't have spammed me with videos of that hair thingy saying how you wanted one, now u getting one betch

No. 695564

>>695557
Dp it anon, just have fun with it. I used to upload a lot of Sims 4 characters f9r download on my tumblr and had a more or less nice following, I feel bad I haven't uploaded anything in forever.

No. 695565

>>695562
NTA but it's a G1 Pony Bride (so an actual My Little Pony)! You may also like Sweetheart Sisters from the same series and G2 ponies in general.

No. 695572

File: 1608153879059.jpg (230.14 KB, 953x952, d631zdm-ee13162b-7263-414f-a71…)

>>695565
Thank you, I love them, this one is SO cute. I might just buy one. I only had one generation 3 pony (it was Scootaloo, with a real moving scooter!) because those are the ones that were popular when I was a kid; I've never seen the earlier ones.

No. 695573

I love when I walk by a bush or some tall grass and hear a lizard skittering around in there. Sorry I scared u lil buddy, hope your day gets better

No. 695574

>>695572
I'm so glad I never got into My Little Pony, I would be so mad if a bunch of scrotes took a loving childhood memory and turned it into disgusting fetish shit. Are they still active? They were more of a meme a few years ago.

No. 695575

>>695572
Patrician taste, anon! I love the whole set. There were so many interesting ponies released the 80's.
I mostly grew up with super skinny G2 ponies so seeing G3s when they were new was a shock. Than I discovered G1s on a (now defunct) Dream Valley website and became obsessed.

No. 695592

File: 1608156039261.jpg (27.68 KB, 400x290, 1599513414630.jpg)

I wear a lot of hats and am going to buzz my head for my birthday and just fucking realised I will need to take them in

No. 695649

I'm just saying guys…if you haven't tried drinking coffee while masturbating you haven't lived life. Truly the best thing I've done

No. 695652

File: 1608160334709.gif (2.7 MB, 328x190, 1395113724870.gif)

My city is getting absolutely turbofucked by snow right now. It'll suck to shovel but we've been let down these past few winters by promises of blizzards, which always end up curving around us and fucking up Boston instead. Me and my partner went outside for a walk in the snow and it was fantastic.

No. 695660

I have not been able to stand the taste of cool whip ever since I started making homemade whip cream. It's like now all the artificial flavor shit is at the forefront of my tongue. The homemade whipcream is sooo much better. If you haven't made it pls try. It takes like five minutes

No. 695667

how do you learn to stop babytalking your dog? i talk to her in a serious tone whenever i need to but the majority of the time she's well behaved and i can't help it, she's so fucking cute

No. 695669

>>695649
I do meth

No. 695676

>>695667
Imagine she is a real baby, which should be relatively easy thanks to the nature of pets, and remember that children shouldn't be talked to in baby voice because they won't learn to speak properly and they'll slur.

No. 695689

>>695660
Cool whip has no dairy, it's literally whipped oil. It's so nasty

No. 695708

I really want a nice, big full body mirror in my room, but as a kid I used to think demons/ghosts would come out of them so I've always been freaked out about them especially at night. I'm not as skittish or scared of the dark as an adult anymore, but I still feel really uncomfortable with the idea of sleeping with a big mirror in my room lol.

No. 695724

File: 1608163141361.png (1.03 MB, 1726x3072, 607b3fc6-cbf4-48ec-b6fd-fcaf80…)

Oh i really wanna go kill some zombies with a handsome himbo in tow a la claire and jill

No. 695758

why do men hate us so much. we're literally just existing and being people

No. 695774

Jim Sterling is trooning out just like I predicted he would. Started out as a he/they, then just they/them 'gendertrash', and now he's taking estrogen. What is the fucking point, in his case? He's just an amorphous blob.

This tranny shit needs to cease.

No. 695779

>>695774
yoooooo excuse me?

No. 695783

>>695758
Because they're ugly, jealous, and slaves to their wieners
dead ass

No. 695784

Lol, my cat was on my lap and I farted so loud under the duvet that she looked at me all shocked.

No. 695791

File: 1608168280771.gif (1010.01 KB, 480x245, stinkystinky.gif)

>>695784
She was probably shocked cause of the smell not the sound

No. 695799

>>695791
Could be lmao. I've had to start taking iron supplements again and my digestive system is acting up on me lately despite a lower dose, I remember now why I was willing to get it injected instead.

No. 695845

Call me childish, but I'm gonna miss dolldivine and all the other websites that are gonna be defunct by january. I wish adobe could have just updated or something, but I guess it wasn't possible.

No. 695848

>>695845
They could have and its Apple's fault that they won't kek

No. 695849

File: 1608179178822.jpeg (18.74 KB, 275x275, 8BD27969-F686-4E60-9C21-FC25BA…)

there was this new york times video about this pediatric doctor (but for terminal cases) and when asked how she would prefer to die, she said she’d want to be transformed into a baby again and pass away in her mother’s arms and i still cry every time i think about that.

No. 695852

File: 1608179848337.png (430.51 KB, 632x632, 17D7CF8B-51FE-45F6-A171-9D15F4…)

I just scratched my asshole so hard through my leggings, they ripped

No. 695857

>>695852
Wash your fucking butt. Stop digging in your asshole.

No. 695858

>>695857
But it was itchy anon

No. 695859

>>695858
That means it DIRTY, bitch! I've literally never had an itch on my asshole before.

No. 695865

I inverted my selfie and all I can feel is pain

No. 695866

>>695859
>>695858
>>695857
>>695852
This entire interaction made my night

No. 695869

>>695865
But did your leggins break though
No
They didn’t

No. 695904

I literally spent 24 hours rewatching the entire Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged series because muh insomnia which caused me my last chance of increasing my Choir grade from an B- to an A when I was supposed to return an essay. I can’t say I don’t regret it but there is no turning back from this point

No. 695911

File: 1608187402619.gif (116.1 KB, 277x400, 1405640991500.gif)

I'm part of a few memey food groups on Facebook and my favorite thing is to reply, "Why are you eating in the dark" whenever the photo is shit since their camera can't detect light good. It makes me giggle to myself like I'm actually hilarious or something

No. 695914

>>695911
love u foodie trollanon

No. 695918

>>695911
This reminds me, I can't (or rather, feel completely and utterly uncomfortable) eat in the dark, or lie down while it's light. Are these weird hang-ups or is this like…human survival stuff…?

No. 695922

File: 1608189471144.gif (281.37 KB, 300x100, ooga-booga.gif)

I love this banner. It makes me laugh every time I see it

No. 695925

>>695922
Even after all these years, I still check her thread now and then for her death announcement, no lie.

No. 695927


No. 695931

>>695925
wait is her thread still active

>>695927
Ashley Issac

No. 695936

>>695931
It hasn't been updated lately, but Ashley posted a picture on her Instagram 3 days ago.

No. 695960

just used the morning after pill for the first time in my life. i'm such a dumbass bitch kek i'm laughing while simultaneously trying not to have a breakdown

No. 695961

I took too much lax thorought the quarantine and now I can't leave my house even though I was so excited to do so. Now I am scared to even go downstairs in fear of shitting myself.
Damn you, anachan brain

No. 695970

>>695960
Try to take it easy, it really fucks with your hormones for a couple days.

No. 695972

>>695918
I wouldn't say they're that weird but it's not universal, I can sleep pretty much wherever and I quite often eat in the dark since I work late nights and like to take my meals in my car. I will say my ability to sleep with a light on is probably due to my childhood, my mom used to say people who sleep in total darkness "love the devil" so I would keep a bright lamp on even when I didn't need it. I finally stopped caring when I was ~16 and started sleeping in the dark and my mom was horrified but couldn't stop me.

No. 695974

>>695970
thanks anon. i took the ellaOne pill, do you know what kind of physical things to expect? my friend said she always got her period after taking the pill, should i expect this?

No. 695980

>>695974
It can mess up your period in any possible way, just don’t stress about if it’s late because that could make it even later. I felt mildly sick/headachy but the worst thing was the hormones, I felt pure rage for no reason. It should pass quite quickly though, you just have to ride it out.

No. 695986

I'm broke but I still want to give my family something for christmas to let them know I thought of them because I haven't seen them much during the pandemic. I'm good at drawing but the only thing I can think of to make with that skill is cards or little pieces of art but I don't know if that's lame. Should I try to bake them sweets or something?

No. 695987

File: 1608201663231.png (338.79 KB, 828x564, 10_20201217113500.png)

og tomboy indoctrination comic was homophobic so I made this
posting here and not in the mtf thread because the farmhands there hate fun

No. 695993

File: 1608203455711.gif (1.1 MB, 300x226, 1567220229388.gif)

Sometimes I think about how in Agent Carter there are a few scenes here and there where Howard Stark implies or says he wanted to fuck Captain America/Steve as much as Peggy wanted to, then I think about how Tony completely spergs out when Steve comes back to life in the Avengers movie and everything makes so much more sense and yet gets so much mor disturbing. No shit Tony Stark would have hardcore daddy issues then.

No. 695994

one time on campus before quarantine i overheard two guys talking and one of them told the other "his name is wojak, stop calling him feels guy!" and it gave me whiplash

No. 695995

>>695994
did he at least pronounce wojak correctly?

No. 695996

>>695995

yes…

No. 695998

>>695995
oh noooo…I used to study both Russian and Polish and it still never occurred to my dumbass burgerbrain to pronounce Wojack as anything but WHOA-jack…

No. 695999

File: 1608204448778.jpg (62.96 KB, 720x705, FB_IMG_1608201545113.jpg)

Good morning terfs, hope you have a wonderful day! everyone else…hi I guess

No. 696001

>>695998
How is it pronounced? Woh-Yak?

No. 696012

>>696001
I'm funky with transcribing pronounciation to english but something like voh-yak I think

No. 696018

>>695986
You can make them custom Christmas ornaments to put on the tree. I got that from an artist friend, I put it on a prominent place on the tree and it reminds me of her every year. Bet your family would love to display your handiwork like that, it'd be their favourite ornaments.

No. 696023

>>695999
Thank you anon, you have a great day as well!

No. 696024

File: 1608208850091.png (760.7 KB, 1668x822, 0D07F692-9F3C-4051-8BD6-06F977…)

>>695999
Good morning queen!

No. 696027

I just discovered putting on makeup is really fun, why did nobody tell me sooner? But I have no occasion to wear makeup to besides taking the train home (because I want my mom to tell me I'm pretty when I come home)

No. 696030

>>696027
My mom is a big tomboy so I only started doing skincare and make-up when I left home, so I know that old feel. It's nice to learn how to be confident in your looks and make the most of your features. The face is just another canvas to create art on, something to feel good about presenting to others.
Speaking of make-up, my favorite foundation recently got discontinued in my country (Bourjois Healthy Mix). Ahh well, might try some colourpop stuff.

No. 696032

>>695987
I love this, anon, I also love you.

No. 696033

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No. 696034

>>695999
Thank you anon! It's a snow storm out here on the east coast and all the buses arent running, so i'm tempted to take a day off work. hehehehe. You have an amazing day and stay safe

No. 696036

>>696030
Good luck, I'm sure you will find some other foundation that is nice, or even nicer. When you find something you like there is no reason to look further so maybe there is some other foundation that will be even better, but you haven't tried it yet.

No. 696042

There are no weeb cows that are interesting to me rn and it’s anonying. I’m following the momokun threat and recently i decided to not look at Pixielocks, Venus and belle anymore it’s just dry

No. 696058

the youtube algoritm gets creepily specific fuck

No. 696059

File: 1608213691524.jpg (262.76 KB, 1500x1000, cat-hugs.jpg)

>>696032
love u too anon

No. 696060

>>696059
This looks just like my cats except one is brown and white instead of black and white. They are playing right now

No. 696063

>>696058
samefag but if youtube has the audacity to show me this,they may as well use the data they get off of me to advertise me some supercool fix for my depression or whatever so i can be happy enough to keep spending money

WHAT ABOUT THAT GOOGLE HUH??
i found the video kinda funny at first but im not feeling that well lately and i feel the universe makes fun of me in a way now

No. 696064

>>696058
Youtube keeps shoving David Lynch down my throat as well but I never clicked on those videos. What is it about?

No. 696087

>>696064
I don't really get david lynch videos but this one specifically is called "So depressed" and the character simply says "I am so depressed I don´t know what I´m doing.I have no got a clue"

idk if I'm just upset but this is so accurate I feel mocked

No. 696096

File: 1608218786702.png (18.53 KB, 775x174, terfs.png)

>>695999
My homework says terf 4 times

No. 696097

>>696096
In fact it says omega terf which is even better

No. 696099

Are there any cows you want to see go full horrorcow route?
I think I'd have a big laugh if Alyssa Silos ruined herself tbh

No. 696117

>>695999
thanks anon, just worked my last day of this year and now I'm all set for a long holiday break! Roll on Christmas!

No. 696126

>>696096
An hour ago I really wanted to come back and ask if someone could help me solve it, but now I come here to say that I managed to solve it all by myself and I am very proud if anyone cares.

No. 696138

my nonblood uncle is in the icu with covid pneumonia and lowkey im hoping he kicks it

No. 696139

>>696138
now that i think about it, i shoulda put this in the confessions thread but i also qualify this as dumb ass shit so whatever

No. 696149

>>696138
Y u want him dead anon?

No. 696157

>>696138
U wanna like uhh talk about it

No. 696161

>>696149
>>696157
Eh, he’s just been an asshole for as long as I’ve known him. He’s a cunt to his wife, he’s poured gasoline on his dog’s back, he’s talked shit about me loud enough for neighbors to hear (they told me about it kek)
I guess saying that I hope he dies sounds harsh, but I don’t really give a shit if he does. I’d only feel bad for his family.

No. 696162

>>696161
What a douche.

No. 696163

>>696162
(the uncle)

No. 696165

>>694816
Just to suffer
>>695490
Doesn't he do rap metal? Or is that a sub genre of industrial music?

No. 696168

>>696161
Looool fuck that dude, sending my love to his family and u

No. 696174

>>696126
Better than I could ever do, anon. Good job.

No. 696192

File: 1608234288488.png (71.23 KB, 640x240, RICHARD 56.png)

holy shit i decided to check up on the "hyperbole and a half" blog in hopes allie brosh would update and SHE DID.AFTER 7 YEARS.SHE HAS HER NEW BOOK READY.ALSO HER LATEST STORY WAS WEIRD AND FUNNY.I MISSED HER

No. 696195

I did the ratemyface thing and got 60-75% each time. Not bad but still depressing. Thankfully my husband got 49% and I still think he’s handsome so that made me feel a little better.

No. 696204

>>696192
This makes me so happy!

No. 696210

>>696195
daaaamn it just gave me 50% even thought it said "good face shape" and "good face symmetry." it's nitpicky af

No. 696224

File: 1608237879735.gif (700.58 KB, 220x201, tenor.gif)

>enter voice chat for the first time in this discord server
>"wait, you're cis???"

This isn't even the first time I've been mistaken for a troon online… is it because I like Doom? However this never happened on here…

No. 696237

File: 1608238250232.png (114.33 KB, 520x465, Untitled.png)

I was listening to Bathory with my mom and she said he really can't sing and yeah she's right but it still hurts
>>696224
damn I'm sorry

No. 696281

>>696195
Don’t take it seriously at all, I score like 70 something % despite it only listing one flaw. Happy with that as I’m average at best, I think I must be cuter in 2D form but that’s not much use in a 3D world.

No. 696283

>>696195
is that the android app or something else?

No. 696285

I’ve got to stop watching animal related videos on YouTube. Like ‘the Dodo’ videos. I know most of them are wholesome and have good endings like how stray/abandoned cats are found and rehomed, but I just cry? Why I am so sensitive? I saw a video on inside edition about a cat on its last trip to the vets due to it being old and ill, and it held its owners hand and I sobbed for a while. And my own kitty was snuggled right by me.

No. 696287

My cat fat shames me by biting my upper arms and ass when he gets the chance. It's like he can't help it.

No. 696288


No. 696295

I bought my sister a laptop as an early christmas gift. made sure it had all the right specs for what she does. i5 processor, 8gb ram etc etc. well after she bought it it turned out that it doesnt have a built in webcam. I didn't even bother to check because I just assumed it would. I feel kinda bad now.

No. 696297

>>696295
You bought her a laptop anon!? Wow that’s an expensive present!! So I am sure she will be grateful either way.

No. 696300

>>696295
she'll be happy anyway, anon. don't worry. webcams can be bought separately.

No. 696320

It feels weirdly good to tell people from my past "no I don't have any kids" when they ask. Everyone expected me to pop out a bunch of babies since my mom had 7 of them.

No. 696324

>>696295
don't worry. windows 10 fucks up built in webcams anyways. i have never gotten mine to work.

No. 696338

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wario bf for sale

No. 696346

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reading reviews of the show fleabag on amazon and this guy james left this review. thanks for letting us know about your prostate review dude

No. 696352

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No. 696354

I am a salty bitch because I ordered some Moroccanoil treatment from a big department store in the US (Nordstrom) and they, for whatever fucking reason, split my order into two and sent me a tiny "sample" set first, after making like it was going to be this HUGE bag of shit, but not the hair oil??? I really don't get it. I should have ordered it directly from Moroccanoil but I am used to Nordstrom's fast and free shipping, but this is legit the weirdest thing they have ever done since I have been shopping with them.

No. 696458

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not existing while being alive is the worst, most contradicting experience. i just want a fucking gun to end this shit aaaAAAAAH.

No. 696472

New manager at work, named Karen. Her initials are K. E. K. So, as I'm doing my delivery route, there are these comments/delivery notes that come up, and if Karen added them they have her initials. So, I read things all day like:
"Customer did not receive her broccoli last week, KEK"
"Please be sure to text upon delivery; customer is hard of hearing and can't hear the doorbell sometimes, KEK"
"Deliver to back door, KEK"
My job is really tedious a lot of the time, and since Karen started (like just a couple weeks ago) it's a tad more amusing, though nobody else I work with would get it.

No. 696476

>>696472
You should post this story on reddit with some of the KEK captions for updoots.

No. 696479

The mtf thread makes me paranoid farmers would call me a troon for having broader shoulders and bigger hands… I'm og I'm just unfortunate

No. 696493

I'm such a tard when it comes to female attention. A cute girl complimented my wallet at the register while I was paying for my food, and we joked for a minute about men when I realized I had to use a different card because my husband had my debit card on him.
I felt my face turn red under my mask, and I'm not sure if it was because I was embarrassed about the card or starved for female attention. I'm retarded.

No. 696497

>>696493
why would you be embarrassed about the card?

No. 696504

>>696497
I didn't take my ADHD meds, so my brain won't shut the fuck up and goes into overdrive, meanwhile I worry that someone thinks I may not have the money to cover my food, irritation that my husband used my card instead of his, still being uwu about kind compliments and conversational exchange, then start panicking that I'm inconveniencing people behind me because I could be taking 4 seconds too long to pull another card out to pay with.

No. 696543

Haha some people have to electrocute their armpits because they're so sweaty lmaoo

No. 696550

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kek

No. 696560

>>696504
understandable. just remember you deserve to be there as much as the next person. if you're having fun then that's all that matters!!

No. 696565

what is a glownigger?

No. 696567

>>696565
>stupid questions thread

No. 696578

>>696550
He’s so funny kek

No. 696595

Mac and cheese is literally always better the day after, like potato salad. Idk why. It's like all the cheese and oil or whatever is a little more solid.

No. 696621

just want a dude who'll happily suck farts out my ass and lick toes

No. 696624

>>696621
the average /tv/ poster?

No. 696625

>>696624
Idk what that kind of poster would be but, no 4chan men, thank you.

No. 696629

>>696625
they're the ones into fart/feet/toe shit

No. 696654

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I cant believe there was a point in my life where I wanted this shirt

No. 696657

>>696654
It's corny but I agree with the sentiment. Probably should just stay in a tweet though, huh?

No. 696662

So no head?

No. 696664

>>696654
i want to punch anyone who wears this shirt

No. 696665

>>696654
Why be racist, sexist, homophobic, or quiet when you could just be transphobic?

No. 696666

>>696654
kek same tbf I was like 15-16 though
>why be reverse sexist or transphobic when you can be quiet
It's way more fun!

No. 696670

>>696665
make this into a shirt please

No. 696683

I made shitty 20 cent maruchan ramen after not eating it for like 5 years. I must've done something horribly wrong because they tasted so fucking bad. The noodles were practically mush, and can't get over how gross it was and I feel so queasy. I just wanted some shitty ramen but this was worse than I could've imagined. It was unbearably bad
Tips on making shitty ramen slightly less shit please god

No. 696689

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>>696683
Idk which version of maruchan you made but most maruchan suck ass and taste like shit. Spend your money wisely, buy korean, vietnamese, thai, japanese, or idk any other kind of instant ramen. I think korean ones are the tastiest and thai ones taste (pardon the word, but) "exotic". Japanese ones are average. All are really yummy!

No. 696690

>>696224
this is me, except even after they hear my voice. one time I was playing vidya online and some dude was talking to me, I made a joke and he said "shut up, go finish your homework" and I was like what? I wasn't doing homework. Then I started cackling because I realized he thought the whole time that he was talking to a teen boy.

No. 696693

I found my best friend from elementary schools Twitter account. She has autism so I gooogled “[name] autism” and actually found it. Apparently she kins with Rorshach now. I kinda want to reach out to her. Should I do it?

No. 696694

>>696689
these are so tasty. one time i had to stop at seoul to go somewhere else and asked for shinramyun 3 times on the plane.

No. 696696

>>696693
anon…are you retarded too?

No. 696711

>>696693
Why do you wanna reach out? isn't it better to just keep things as a memory? time changes people

No. 696716

This is true dumbass shit but

I saw a tweet that pointed that oxtails are really cow tails, and showed it to my mom cause I was so shocked!, and she basically told me that that was obvious because of what they are called. I'm literally so confused because, even though I knew they were very similar animals, I thought oxen were different from cows. I still don't even understand the difference what the fuck. Everyone in the replies of the post even said it's in the name.

I always imagined oxen to look like bisons, but now I'm realizing I've literally gone my whole life without really knowing what they look like. And now I know they are cows(?, I think I guess?)

sorry for reposting, spelling errors

No. 696719

>>696716

Pretty sure both oxen and bulls are just male cows, but oxen are castrated?

No. 696726

>>696716
Wait, I'm confused. Isn't ox another name for the male cow? ESL so who knows

No. 696728

>>696726
I always knew male cows as bull so I had no fucking clue
>>696719
Why though? Wtf is the point of castrating them and giving them an entirely different name? Do they have a special purpose

No. 696730

>>696683
Obviously try other anon’s advice but if you haven’t eaten any type of instant ramen in 5 years (?) then your tastes might have changed. I used to love that cheap shit and now find it disgusting, even though I really want to enjoy it again.

No. 696735

>>696728

according to wikipedia

>castration makes the animals easier to control

>Oxen are used for plowing, for transport (pulling carts, hauling wagons and even riding), for threshing grain by trampling, and for powering machines that grind grain or supply irrigation among other purposes

No. 696766

I don't want to rush things because I've been dating this man for little under a year but if he keeps being my dream guy I will slap a ring on him. Our gender roles have been reversed from the start so why the fuck not.

No. 696776

>>696543
stop bullying me

No. 696786

>>696683
Don’t overcook the noodles, it really only takes about 3 minutes and then you have to take them off otherwise you get that mush. Add stuff like meat, vegetables, or tofu to it to make it a better meal too.

No. 696810

I got my exam results and I didn't do too well which I knew already yet I did better than I expected AND I did better than my smartass friend, I always compare our results and it gives me extra satisfaction to score even 1 point better than him.
>>696472
kek, she sounds like a good manager too.

No. 696811

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I checked on lithunium snow since I've been following him for a while and my god I never thought I'd see him fall into doing lewds since his content is just about hair and makeup, I'm disappointed IDK why he thought his young adult women followers would like to see his shit-stained stretched anus and his skinny pathetic body.

No. 696814

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>>696811
What the hell, he looks like those overly modded "realistic" sims 4 characters with ashy skin and 3000 layers of highlighter

No. 696816

>>696811
christ on a stick, why is everyone and their grandma selling nudes now? it's literally unavoidable now unless you only follow faceless accounts, and even then. sigh
>IDK why he thought his young adult women followers would like to see his shit-stained stretched anus and his skinny pathetic body
it could be worse i guess. there were apparently women subscribed to nikocado avocado's onlyfans…

No. 696819

>>696811
I don't care if people decide to do sexwork or whatever, but some people need to keep their damn clothes on. Not everyone has a body that is meant to be seen in a sexual light.

No. 696822

>>696811
Men really think that having stringy, greasy long hair makes them look unique and attractive

No. 696824

>>696696
How am I retarded?

>>696711
I always love catching up with people from the past. Honestly I don’t really like her I’m just kind of nosy to see what she has been up to. I couldn’t find any proof online that she’s been in higher education or employed so I’m curious if she ever managed to do those things. Her Twitter mentions machine learning so I wonder if that’s legit. (Though she seems to have lived with her mom the entire time so I guess not)

No. 696831

>>696811
He's a personal cow for me and friends who have actual fashion degrees, his hats are fucking embarrassing. They look cute in photos but this gangly bitch acts like it's such hard work to do what is basically a prototype and paint that, weak. Did you see the photos he took with his friend? HE LOOKED SO DIFFERENT KEK

No. 696848

Does anyone know whether the duty free shops at Heathrow airport are open? I'll have a layover and want to buy makeup. Don't trust the website somehow.
pls no moral fag, I'm tested and flying home.

No. 696854

I don't know why I ever buy Starbucks coffees. I typically drink coffee black, but decided to treat myself today with a small peppermint mocha–less than 1/2 drunk and I'm beyond sick of it, might as well have flushed $5 and this ALWAYS happens, why don't I ever learn?? At least it's not very often, but jeez.

No. 696861

speaking of coffee, idk why the fuck i bother drinking it because even the smallest amount makes me beyond jittery that it’s so fucking embarrassing

No. 696865

Why isn’t kendo a thing in my areaaaa I wanna do kendo

No. 696866

>>696865
Ikr, I wanna learn some martial art in my lifetime, it would be a nice exercise but also great for self defense right??

No. 696882

>>696854
Same anon, I get blinded by the idea of a sweet drink with the cream and stuff but then inmediately feel so grossed out when I have it. I'm not in USA so not sure how their "bakery" is over there but in here they are so artificial, the lemon pound cake is like eating a lemon cleaner. Is it that hard to add lemon zest instead of lemon extract? Yuck.

No. 696883

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No. 696899

new thread >>696897

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>>696882
>>696854

Same, I love the idea of drinking something so self indulgant but after just taking 3 sips I'm done with it. Also it makes me feel bloated. I'd rather enjoy a good cortado coffee!

No. 703202

>>689054
just had such a good orgasm fuck I love my satisfyer, kind of sad most men are not able to make me cum like that more like none



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