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No. 696897

Just don’t go full retard, there’s another thread for that.

previous thread >>689054

No. 696901

i was too lazy to cook lunch so i went to the nearest grocery store and bought lasagna. it wasn't bad but i wish i had chicken with broccoli and carrots instead. lately i'm only eating low effort meals like eggs with rice so now i'm craving some nice meal with vegetables. yes i'm craving vegetables. i want some broccoli and cauliflower!!!

No. 696903

>>696901
Me too! I want a delicious smocked chicken salad with grape seed oil, some cashews and green tea.

No. 696948


No. 696953

I love this deaf cat. It doesn’t realise how loud it meows and that is adorable and sweet.

No. 696957

Sometimes when I’m typing shit I’ll delete some words to change what I’m saying but if they use the same letters, I’ll feel bad about not recycling them… but it’s usually too fiddly to work them into the new words. Why

No. 696963

I love Trisha Paytas even if she is a massive cow in some ways. I think she is for the most part a genuine albeit very mentally ill person. Most of the shit she is canceled for is by Twitter zoomers.

No. 696964

>>696963
I’m tripping, I swear I read this before.

No. 697002

Is it just me or does "it's a joke/prank" seem like a new loophole to physically abuse women? That and BDSM

No. 697005


No. 697019

Tf when too white to be Chinese, but too Chinese to be white.
the fuck

No. 697038

There’s some dude I almost hooked up with at a con a while back and there’s apparently there’s drama surrounding him now. No one in my friend group knows what it is, so I’m super curious about what it could possibly be. I’m guessing it’s a sexual harassment allegation or something.

>>697019
>just mixed kids things

No. 697040

>>697019
are you referring to yourself or reacting to what someone else said

No. 697046

>>697019
I usually make fun of people who cry about this kind of stuff but Chinese girls are absolutely brutal about mixed white girls, my condolences

No. 697065

>>697040
Myself. I look like every cardboard cutout euro girl, but still too Chinese

No. 697130

can we have the kpop threads back please please please
that kpop board choachan is full of fucking gaypg retards, pretty sure some of them are scrotes and mods don't care because they're probably also from gaypg
Lc was the only one decent moderated community women had to discuss kpop anonymously without being disturbed by horny men

No. 697139

>>697130
Not sure if you’re just ranting or actually asking but if actually asking go to meta and good luck kek

No. 697167

There's currently Titanic on TV and I'm watching it for the first time. First of all, I didn't think I'd actually cry but nope, I'm a crybaby just like everybody else is and assuming anything else was arrogant of me, and second I'm wondering how many people are ugly crying along with me right now lmao. Sometimes when watching TV or (mainly) livestreams I realize there's a ton of other people who also watch it in this instant and I suddenly feel some kind of closeness or connection to these strangers lmfao

No. 697207

>>697167
Still haven't seen it. I'm still arrogant, no way a 4 hour movie will make me cry anything but tears of boredom.

No. 697214

>>697207
Nta but I watched it over and over again as a kid. It’s one of the few long movies that feels right imo. I did go on to study history though so am biased

No. 697255

>>697167
Love this movie, it's legendary for a reason. Idk if it's cheesy to like it or something. It's great. Made the Titanic tragedy real for all the 90's kids.

No. 697256

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Cant wait till all the end of the year and christmas specials of my shows air!! Gonna get wine drunk and watch james acaster and richard ayoade being autistic together!!

No. 697283

>>697256
wisdom tooth body shape

No. 697291

>>697283
Yea bicth

No. 697301

>>697256
Lookin like an ant with that thorax yaaaas bitch

No. 697312

>>697256
love james acaster and richard ayode! i’ll be watching too anon

No. 697316

>>697312
Yes anon! Hope they win or lose spectaculary

No. 697319

Sometimes I think I have quibbles with the leftist movement in my country then I look at the Western Leftcows thread and feel better because jesus christ whatever is going on in there is unrecognizable to me

No. 697324

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Indie otome games/VNs are so fucking shitty. I especially hate the ones where you can't change the MC's name or appearance. Also most of them give you one choice every fucking 40 hours, just write a goddamn book you wordy bitches.
Not to mention how most of them give little diversity in terms of MC personality so you're usually stuck with a braindead bitch or crying mess for the entire game.

No. 697347

people on the internet will make up "rules" and act like you're the idiot for not giving a fuck about their "rules". bitch did you expect me to care?

No. 697353

>>697347
what rules anon?

No. 697375

>>697347
this one's for the jannies

No. 697403

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I was looking through past threads, and then I found this post.

I have a classmate that looks exactly like her, and I began to worry because I thought that she just got into something, like a doxxing or drama, that ended on her being posted on lolcow. Then I found out that she is Ben Shapiro's sister, I had no idea that he had a sister, but it was a relief. My classmate is really nice and she send us cute cat pictures to the group chat, and I love her. I would be terrified if something like that happened to her.

No. 697406

smh you can't be a terf on neopets anymore

No. 697412

>>697406
I fucking knew there were farmers on neopets kek

No. 697422

>>696953
my cat can hear just fine and this is what her dumb ass sounds like.

No. 697426

Anyone else take stress shits? Took a shit this morning and now I’m back at it again even though I’m ready to dash through the door. (This thread does have "shit" in its title…"

No. 697428

They're not the boogeyman you think they are. Get a life.

No. 697432

>>697426
Same, I have IBS and if I’m stressing out about something will be shitting almost constantly. Strangely only with emotional turmoil rather than exams or job interviews. I had a roommate who was so bad before exams, he’d be in there the whole day before and the place would stink…

No. 697444

>>697426
Oh yes, my IBS bowels are painfully sensitive to psychological stress and every small amount of anxiety fucks my stomach up immediately. Last year I was traveling with friends and we had an especially stressful journey, after which I felt like it was either me or the toilet bowl that was being punished. Stunk up the whole fucking bathroom with the toilet looking like a war zone and naturally had my whole friend group waiting behind the door. It was horrifying, I had to pretend to take a spontaneous shower to clean up after myself and let the smell clear up a bit. I still cringe whenever I think about this and hope to never experience it again.

I hope that one anon who flips their shit (kek) over poo stories doesn't see this

No. 697467

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i think smoking is hot but i also think it is disgusting. my friends smoke, some of them a little bit, some a pack a day. i ended up getting used to the smell and trying it once. it was a horrible experience, tasted like shit and hurt for a day. since the lockdowns i have been enjoying my alone time and not having to smell their smoke. i think i will keep making excuses not to hang out with smokers. they are shitty addicts who don't care about second hand smoke. i don't need stupid assholes in my life. now i secretly enjoy observing how messed up their bodies are getting. thinning hair, dark circles, dry, crusty skin. if they are younger than i am it gives me extra pleasure to see how crusty their skin is compared to mine who takes care of it.

No. 697497

>>697467
unrelated sorry but
>that pic
something about the petite anime girl appearance contrasts so disgustingly with that face

No. 697499

i can't believe cows have vaginas and some people in Vietnam have literally cooked and ate them

No. 697516

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Britney Spears is my despair music
Circus, Gimme More, Baby One More Time
The world murdered her

No. 697528

>>697516
She's such a performer. I love seeing the rehearsals for her shows when she was at her prime, she might not be the best vocalist but her dancing is just amazing. I hope she gets her peace, it's so sad

No. 697539

>>697467
Smokers are disgusting. Period. I used to work with a dude who smoked at least a pack a day during our shift, so probably more once he was off work. He has a disabled wife to care for, so i feel even more annoyed he would smoke himself into an early grave and leave her alone. Once he offered to give me a ride home and his car REEKED of cigarette smoke. I feel like heavy smokers have no idea how bad they smell

No. 697563

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A fuckbuddy gifted me a huge realistic, veiny vibrator through the mail. I don't think it even fits. Not sure what to make of his gesture but eh I'll take it…

No. 697572

It's strange how most men think male rape is heterosexual, like if they were raped it wouldn't be so bad because in their head it's a woman just riding on their dick when in reality most male rapes have to do with their assholes being forcefully penetrated

No. 697575

just cried listening to god knows
please take me back to the happy days of my adolescence

No. 697577

I swear to gOD i know pyro is gonna troon out,i feel it in my bones

No. 697579

>>697572
I think this is some reddit mra thing, 99% of normal men automatically think of a prison situation when considering being raped

No. 697597

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>tfw starting to find men in the unconventional attraction thread more attractive then the conventional ones
no no no what's going on. i guess i have a thing for gloomy/edgelord looks. at least there's less bearded men in that thread.

No. 697604

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Does picrel trigger a weirdly intense fear for anyone that makes you immediately avert your eyes or was I just exceptionally bullied in my youth

No. 697610

>>697604
It’s okay, anon, you get over it after looking at it for long enough.

No. 697618

the tradthot trend is caused by the corrupt career and education system is, which is why every single tradthot has had some sort of career before having closed door after closed door shut in their face

No. 697619

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When I first hear the word "Finnanon" I thought It was an Anon who pretend to be Finn from starwars

No. 697624

>>697604
It just looks like something from an American teen movie to me.

No. 697645

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>>697577
I think you’re right, screenshotting your post for posterity

No. 697648

I used to think "how dare those annoying squirrels take bird feed out of the bird feeder! those seeds aren't for them!" But after watching this video, I'm like, nah eat to your silly heart's content. Actually why are birds the one who just get free food while squirrels are always forced to adapt over human trickery to get to them? Go squirrels, those little shits are amazing.

No. 697649

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Disgusting.

No. 697655

>>697649
>telling /pol/ do disavow edgelord larpers
kek

No. 697657

>>697649
like anyone in the alt-right would be able to contain their autism long enough to appeal to normies

No. 697678

>>697597
maybe I just have shit taste but I think some of the same. I'm also always yearning to post my fav unconventional guy every new thread but I don't want to spam the place and make it seem redundant, though I'm probably not the only one who's done that kek

No. 697681

The Lebanese place I want to order from doesn't open for 3 hours wahhhhhhhh

No. 697685

Are there any cows you've imagined having a fistfight with anons? Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like to get into a fight with PnP or Shayna.

No. 697686

>>697685
Shayna is so heavy now that she could murder someone with a fist of hers.

No. 697697

I swear every time I hear male video essayists talk about music or , if I'm extremely bored, go to /mu/ the more and more I think men listen to music, not because they genuinely like it, but to seem ore 'enlightened' because they listen to something that's atypical (even though it sounds like shit)

No. 697737

>>697685
I could imagine myself punching aggy silly, pnp too.

No. 697738

>>697737
>aggy
You mean the pedo troon? Dunno if punching would work since he's like 6ft and built like a damn linebacker.

No. 697739

>>697685
I would absolutely beat Shoe's retarded pick me ass and call her bald

No. 697740

>>697738
Thats the one, I have a lot of pent up anger and have beaten up scrotes before, but I would gladly have some other anons join me!

No. 697742

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>>697740
i would gladly join you anon

No. 697743

>>697742
You take the head and I'll aim for the stretched out dickhole

No. 697744

>>697685
samememe from the leftcows thread. it would be so satisfying to beat the shit out of him.

No. 697745

Always cracks me up when anons think they have the authority to go all in on cows to call them ugly when I know a lot of aren't pageant queens themselves.

No. 697747

>>697745
This makes me wanna ask: do you think uglies can't call other people ugly? Game recognise game brahhh

No. 697748

>>697747
It's not that they can't, but rather should they? There's a lot of irony in a pot calling the kettle black. It's funny to see people here scraping the bottom of the barrel for milk with "well they're ugly" coupled with tinfoiling. It goes beyond gossiping at the point. True cow behavior, if you ask me.

No. 697750

>>697745
Most anons aren't trying to claim they're attractive or use their looks as a selling point the way cows do.

No. 697755

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>>697740
>I have a lot of pent up anger and have beaten up scrotes before

oh shit teach me your ways anon

No. 697757

>>697750
Not every cow is trying to sell their looks either, but that doesn't stop anons from digging into them. The notion that in order to be in the public eye that you need to be conventionally attractive is ridiculous, imo. There's no need to weave these elaborate statements about why a cow looks like they just dragged their way up from hell. That's not milk.

No. 697763

>>697748
No i mean i agree, being ugly isn't milk in itself. It can be with cases like shayna but i wouldn't harp on about it on boards as it just isn't new or interesting and somehow some anons wouldn't agree anyways. I think there are many cows that are more attractive than me yet i find them hideous due to behaviour tbh.

No. 697764

The amount of literally beautiful girls I see with ugly fuckers makes me really scared. Like I'm so fucking average looking , who am I going to end up with if even 10/10's end up with uggos.

No. 697768

>>697755
I thank my daddy issues

No. 697769

>>697755
I love this image. How can I find more of these? lmao

No. 697775

>>697604
Unironically I get triggered by it esp the girl in front left lmao

No. 697779

>>697745
Calling someone who is ugly, ugly is always a good insult. Appearances mean a lot. If you're born at a disadvantage and also act like a cunt then you better get use to being called ugly!!!

No. 697780

>>697764
Do not worry anon, I'm kinda fugly tbh with thinning hair and somehow both acne and 35yo tier wrinkles at 27, tragic tits and all. My bf is super chad and very committed and loving.

Personality is not a meme, interesting people with cool stuff going on in their lives will find good partners. Be playful and fun, use a bit of makeup, and non-cumbrained sane men will find you sexy. I guess finding one of those isn't trivially easy though, I might have gotten lucky because STEM career.

No. 697785

>>697604
No but I find all of the girls extremely attractive, especially the blonde on the far right
I was bullied by these types of girls in jr high & lightweight in hs but the gag is I was gay & loved every moment of their attention kek

No. 697789

>>697780
>>697764
not just personality but believing you are sexy. project confidence even if you don't feel that way. plenty of uggos, both male and female, who think they're hot and they become hot that way

No. 697790

>>697604
lmao no but that's sad, sorry to hear it anon

No. 697796

>>697745
i've really been trying not to insult cows based on appearance anymore for that reason unless it's something they have control over, if a cow's a horrible person i'd rather focus on that than about whether their eyes are crooked or their boobs are small or w/e. i don't want to upset any farmers who might share some resemblance to cows

No. 697798

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lol catch me with a checklist for men I meet. I'm kidding but picrel's interesting. this was on the wikipedia page for paraphilias as I wanted to know the cause. clearly it's still unknown but that digit ratio part is something. I suggest checking out the page for that specifically. human development is wild, they have this huge list of traits possibly correlated with finger lengths. it sounds like some medieval or palm-reading bs but apparently it's scientific.
it caters to some gender biases, but I guess stereotypes can have basis in reality… low finger digit ratio (associated with androgen exposure in the womb) lists typically masculine traits and high digit ratio with estrogen exposure lists ones considered feminine. pretty bizarre, but it's clear it's still being explored by science. humans are complicated and surely there's more to it
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio

No. 697803

>>697798
I've read that men are more likely to be gay the more older brother's he has as their mother's body got less and less good at producing the right levels of male hormones or something. Wonder if more gay men are left handed and this is why gay men get involved with such weird fetish shit, always figured it was just what men are like when they don't need women's approval to fuck kek.

No. 697810

>>697757
maybe I don't pay enough attention but aren't those posts usually aimed towards sex worker cows (who are literally selling their body) and cows trying (but failing) to go for specific styles/aesthetics

No. 697815

>>697803
>gay men get involved with such weird fetish shit
how is their shit any weirder than hetereo dude fetishes? all men have those awful tastes

No. 697821

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>joke about how shit I am at LoL

>still surprised and kinda sad when I check and see my winrate is down to 40%


bruh I don’t even know if I can get that to 50%, wish I was at least decent at something I spend hours doing

No. 697855

>>697821
If it makes you feel better, my wr is 30% right now lol

No. 697856

@Farmhands, STOP banning all the fucking opera vpns

No. 697870

i wish i could branch out when it comes to music and not stay listening to the same 4 albums as i did when i was 16 lol

No. 697871

>>697870
People that don't know how to find new music concern me.

No. 697873

>>697871
i don't wanna find new music

No. 697874

>>697873
Then enjoy being stuck in the past!

No. 697882

>>697870
>Use Spotify
>Follow all the artists you already like on it and like some songs
>listen to the playlists it generates for you of new music

No. 697892

i'm kinda over pop culture. i have no energy to discuss celeb stuff or follow multiple tv shows and artists. all i wanna do after work is watch a couple of youtube videos, call or chat with some of my friends (plz not about fandom shit) and go to sleep. i wish people would accept that instead of begging me to watch some netflix shit i don't care about or listen to albums from artists i don't even like. what's the point anyway? it's been kind of an eye opener too because i realized some of my past "friendships" basically only revolved around fandom shit and pop culture discussion/dissing. those people don't bother to contact me now that i'm not into that lol

No. 697904

>>697870
I listen to new music constantly but it sucks that I can't replicate the way nostalgia and memories are permanently attached to music from my teen years. It's like that was the only time of my life when music and my emotional state were closely linked, it's not gonna happen with music I listen to now so it has less of an impact on me. The closest I get is listening to certain playlists while traveling so they remind me of the trip later.

No. 697911

>>697892
fucking same… but equally bad are youtubers. I accept that other people get into these things, doesn't make me superior not to, but I wish we could discuss something else. hearing about it I want to scream.
once you disconnect from pop culture it becomes apparent that it's inescapable. but good god, why does trisha paytas deserve a second of my time? even if it's to criticize. she doesn't need a callout or defenders, it's obvious she lives for attention. It's not that deep and needs none of my time. she's extreme but I see most youtubers/celebs that way. they seek clout and I don't care to indulge it. like the kardashians, why should I bother?? there's nothing special about them to me. they're all still human beings of the most transparent kind. every shocking drama attempt is honestly predictable

No. 697916

same as >>697911 but to touch on what you said, yes to everything. I left fandom behind me and my friends are still in it. they move onto the next trendy thing, and it's kind of weird once you realize how similar it all is. it's one quirky fantasy series to the next, or whatever it may be. I don't hate it like I hate youtubers of course. I love my friends and still enjoy hearing about their interests. I'm curious to learn each series and joke with them about favorites. but I no longer want to be in that cycle myself.

No. 697930

I hate pickme behaviour and pandering to men with a passion but I recently had to work with a group of guys I didn't know and I feel like some of those old habits creeped back in. I feel like my voice was higher and I was smiling more and generally just trying to be more likable than usual, I hate it and barely recognized who I have been this week wtf

No. 697933

>>697904
You need to do new things and experience new situations whilst listening to new music. You're an adult so everything feels samey, you would have to shake things up dramatically to have the same strong emotions as a teenager in order to bond with new music the same way again

No. 697938

i wonder if anyone i knew from high school or trans tumblr posts here now

No. 697946

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after 9 months of unemployment my aunt offered me a job for $25/hr

No. 697951

>>697930
Nothing wrong with that, but do you not try to be likable when you're around women?

No. 697952

>>697882
nta but spotify recs are shit

No. 697953

>>697324
Funny you use this pic because A3, at least the english version, has one of the better and less childish MCs out there even counting the paid otomes. That said a mature and not retarded MC is a very low bar

No. 697989

>>697403
what's her @?/s##

No. 697997

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I got new glasses and I can't get used to them. I think thy're too big for my face and I look like a retarded nerd. Why the fuck can't I have normal working eyes or be at least less ugly

No. 698002

>>697648
This made my day anon. Thank you so much, these squirrles are so amazing!

No. 698007

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it's december and these little shits are still at it

No. 698011

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>>697997
I don't know anon, maybe it's not as bad as you think ? ( or mabe something is wrong with me because I find all women with glasses super cute ) Was it a very original shape ? Of curse, if you really feel unconfortable you should obviously listen to your intuition and change them

No. 698027

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>>697952
true lol I have gotten a few good ones but for the most part they're bad, my last "created for you" playlist included picrel and a bunch of other cringe ~kweer~ political songs even tho I dont rly listen to anything close to that genre kek

No. 698032

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Sport water bottles look like dicks, fucking gay.

No. 698034

>>698032
Um, like dicks of what species exactly?

No. 698038

>>698034
airplanes

No. 698041

>>698032
Pls outline where you see the dick

No. 698043

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black anons…are you ready for tomorrow

No. 698044

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>>698041
I'm not that good drawing penises but that's all I can see for three years now, seeing people drink from them makes me uncomfortable.

No. 698047

>>698044
What the fuck? Do you also feel weird when you see people eating bananas in public

No. 698050

>>698044
oh shit anon, you have to see a doctor right away, it sounds like you caught high school boy syndrome

No. 698051

>>698044
>I'm not that good drawing penises
Liar. Look at that skill level. All you do is draw penises all day every day.

No. 698054

>>698043
Ot but Storm was my first love as a kid. Seriously, I looked up to get so much and wanted to be as cool as her, watching the Saturday morning cart.

No. 698055

>>698007
I had to deal with the striped ones all summer and it was like they were even more vicious because of 2020. Never been bit so much

No. 698057

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my grandparents buy a new mattress every few years and just stack the new one on top of all of the old ones
every time you see the bed, it's taller than it was before
grandpa is tall, but grandma has to use the dog's stairs to get in bed now
when I move out, that's exactly what I'm gonna do

No. 698060

>>698057
Look out for peas stuck underneath, I hear it can get very uncomfortable

No. 698063

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No. 698067

I just got a borderline pornographic ad on YouTube and the first thing I thought was "wtf my parents use YouTube, what if they see this" it's ironic how the tables have turned and I'm the one worrying about my parents' innocence and what they can see online

No. 698069

>>698067
over a year ago I got an actual anal penetration POV porn ad on youtube but I was in shock and skipped quickly, wish I would've waited to report it.

No. 698073

>>697597
ackshually now that i think about it most of the "conventional" men posted are just plain looking to me and too hairy, that's the issue. i'd only consider that one underwear model objectively attractive tbh.

No. 698086

donkey was shreks manic pixie girl and if he were female shrek x donkey would've been far more popular than shrek x fiona and donkey x dragon

No. 698095

>>698086

it would have been even more popular if both shrek and donkey were cute bishies, let's be real here

No. 698099

>>698086
i hate to say it but you are absolutely right

No. 698101

>>698095
true, but it's dreamworks and we had 2001 so that just wasn't realistic, they didn't think we'd be ready

No. 698103

>>698086
i want to unread this

No. 698108

the 2012 onceler looks like a stereotypical incel but had a notorious thirst squad. no matter how ugly you are, if you have an "interesting" personality there will be girls who eat you up. scrotecels are volcels

No. 698116

File: 1608479138256.png (61.17 KB, 540x304, 1606017869727.png)

>>698108
tbf he's a cartoon, so you can't see any blemishes, wrinkles, zits, body hair, etc. that a real incel has and you can't smell him

No. 698119

>>698116

true, but what i meant is that it has nothing to do with their genetics. they just need to work on their hygiene and personalities

No. 698142

Yes I like anime. Yes I like sports. We exist

No. 698170

>>697855
It sounds like a cop-out but sometimes the matchups are really bad luck. In draft I’ve been randomly up against a team of way higher ranked players so it was a guaranteed lose

No. 698176

File: 1608484924891.jpeg (29.07 KB, 300x250, 62744E35-B045-4509-9C1E-F68BD3…)

I love my parents. They’re cool with LGB (thanks to me and some normie gay cousins/uncles) but still think troons are weird kek

No. 698192

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No. 698215

>>698142
yes I downloaded a virus onto your computer

No. 698219

File: 1608488352420.gif (3.23 MB, 264x242, Tyrone_laughing.gif)


No. 698223

>>698043
Who do you think isn't getting their powers tomorrow?

No. 698230

>>698223
Btw why do ppl say poc are getting powers tomorrow

No. 698238

I love it when little american white boys argue that other people are sub-human and inferior and stupid and you look at them and they're just inbred ugly bitches, actual europeans rarely care about this shit it's always inbred ugly americans because they feel inferior and want to feel better about themselves somehow. pathetic.

No. 698239

File: 1608489278100.jpg (204.08 KB, 1813x2000, NINTCHDBPICT000626192584.jpg)

>>698223
Idk that lady said it was just black people so. I wonder if mixed people are included? Do they get half the powers?
>>698230
It's a twitter meme. Girl in pic (I'm assuming she's a hotep or something) tweeted this a while ago and black people have been clowning her for it ever since

I hope I get powers to earth-bend.

No. 698242

>>698236
The 21st is suppose to be the release of the saturn and jupiter conjuction in Aquarius, its also the winter solstice and the astrological day for the start of winter. I think Aquarius has been linked to POC by some astrologers but I'm not 100% on what the reasons for that are. Anyway, the conjuction actually started on the 19th so idk why people are making the 21st a big deal unless they've confused it with the winter solstice as well.

No. 698244

>>698215
throws u into a locker baka

No. 698254

>>698239
I can't fucking wait for this as soon as midnight hits im going to go find the most redneck looking manlet i can find and smack him in the mouth with my new super strength. I will then proceed to live out my life long dream of fucking Dwayne Johnson without needing medical intervention

No. 698271

File: 1608491318787.jpeg (120.65 KB, 1242x1242, 19626F0E-744B-4940-A1A2-858A8C…)

My flipflops are trying to murder me in my own house!!

No. 698275

>>698254
I fucking love you anon

No. 698276

>>698239
I literally just saw that screenshot without any context and now I can't stop laughing. Why December 21st specifically though?

No. 698279

>>698254
This gets funnier the more I read it

No. 698281

>>698271
These are dad flip flops. Get this off my screen.

No. 698282

Just FYI botox injections for men are advertised as brotox & even listed separate than botox on the 'menu board' at aesthetician offices
If that isn't a funny testament to male fragility then idk what is

No. 698289

>>698281
But they were so comfy at the store, I can even put on my socks with them and run errands with no issues. But at home? I’m always stumbling and trying to make me fall.

No. 698294

dota 2 is such an ugly game. I tried to play it today and I just can't stomach it. Idc if the gameplay might be better than league, I can't do it.

No. 698295

>>698271
I bet everyone can hear you coming in those

No. 698296

File: 1608492780026.gif (3.54 MB, 320x240, 1500.gif)

>>698282
how are men not fucking embarrassed of themselves

No. 698298

constantly shifting between
>any legbutt flag apart from the rainbow is pointless
and
>the bi flag is so pretty

i guess i just like the pink/purple/blue color scheme

No. 698308

File: 1608494004099.jpeg (53.98 KB, 1280x720, 796E8CF0-C77E-4564-88B7-1CAF42…)

>>698295
You better bet they do.

No. 698313

I have a pain in my right side when i bend over. This weird pain is making me feel so old. Guess I'm going to pass away soon

No. 698320

My friends GF had a baby a week or so ago and…idk it's fucking me up I guess. For a couple of reasons.

Like he hides such a huge chunk of his personality and self from his gf and her family. I used to think he was gay, because he's very effeminate and flambouyant. But he gets so awkward if I mention anything from his past, and he hasn't told his gf of any of it. Just that he games. He deepens his voice and uses a totally different vocabulary around her. It's like, does she even know him? And they have a BABY?? And he's a complete manchild. Not in any way I care about, but his mom coddles him, and he moved straight from his moms house to buying a house with his gf. Less than a year into dating, mind you. And I've met her barely ever despite trying so hard to have group hangouts so I can get to know her more.

And it feels so so rushed, and now they have a baby together? A real, new human and he isn't even his genuine self with his partner? What's going to happen with the kid? Worst, WORST is that I can never sense any sort of passion from him regarding this now family he's created. Every relationship anecdote or personality quirk of his gf is something told so dryly by him. And he can be a dramatic bitch when he wants to be.

With this new baby he hasn't planned anything. Like his gf has given up her private room to make the nursery, but his private room stays intact. He's taken a week off since the birth, but could've taken more. He's making gendered jokes and on a personal note I hate that shit. Don't fucking say the baby is fussy because she's a female ffs.

I'm worried hes not equipped. I'm worried with the way he's approached the development of the relationship so pragmatically he actually is gay, and I'm worried he's going to fuck that new child up.

No. 698324

Sometimes I want to just play Vashti Bunyan on guitar for you guys, some of your posts make me sad as shit.

No. 698338

Remember when being a simp was a bad thing?

No. 698340

I love being alone and that's the way it's going to be until I die. I'm 30 and I've never been in a relationship and I've cut all of my friendships because I'm too lazy to have friends. It's always weird to see posts about being touch starved and lonely. I understand why someone might feel that way but I can never relate.

No. 698353

>>698338
since when was it not a bad thing? isn’t it just an insult used so lightly it literally lost its meaning?

No. 698356

a couple of guys i know that i don't really consider friends but we game sometimes online because i am close with someone in that group have liked me for ages. one of them confessed to me and the other is more of a subtle sump; to be honest i don't give a shit and sometimes i'm a bitch to them and they still like me and it makes no sense at all. i've come into a relationship, and i was thinking of casually mentioning that i have a boyfriend so they would just stop lol. i don't talk about my personal life with them so thats how they don't know, neither have they asked (i guess they just assume i'm always going to be single for them or???) but either way i do get a kick of watching them act like simps sometimes so for now i'll just keep quiet. i wouldn't even be this heartless if they weren't such pornsick, misogynistic, incels

No. 698358

>>698356
those types of guys would simp for you even if they got gfs, speaking from experience

No. 698370

every dude always wants just something casual with me. but even now he doesn’t text me and only comes over if I practically beg for it. he doesn’t even kiss or cuddle me. I just want to text with him a little

No. 698373

>>698370
i seriously don't know what women do to make men want to commit to them? are we just ugly but not ugly enough for just fucking?

No. 698388

>>698370
>>698373
Anon no, you have agency in this. If guys only want something casual with you, the choice of whether to accept that is yours. Casual doesn’t have to equal shit, but if it’s not what you want then it’s going to be shit. Either adjust your expectations or resolve to stay single / only pursue serious relationships. Women don’t do anything to make a man commit, all you can ‘do’ is keep dating and rejecting fuckboys until you find a man you connect with, who feels the same way about you. It’s nothing to do with being ugly; girls across the scale go through this shit. I guarantee that your acceptance of shit casual relationships is 100% more to blame than your looks. Tell this guy what you want, if he doesn’t feel the same then leave. Repeat process and respect yourself and eventually you’ll get a cute bf who values you.

No. 698389

>>698358
lol i would genuinely be surprised if they did this

No. 698391

you should tell them anyway. everybody is wasting their time.

No. 698399

>>698391
i assume this is directed toward me >>698356. i don't wanna do that because i find it weird and unnecessary to bring up something personal like that, esp considering my bf and i are pretty fresh and not insanely serious yet.

No. 698411

AAAAAA I HATE TIKTOK ZOOMERS

No. 698417

Nothing more delicious than a man who once turned down a relationship with you reaching out years later when you’re happily involved with another person. I’m thriving, your not, and I’m living rent free in your head. 19 year old me is vindicated

No. 698418

>>698373
Start ignoring him and giving him one word replies and negging him. He will want to be in a relationship with you after that but dont accept. This is how fuck boys operate.

No. 698419

>>698417
he's likely just aiming for sex. I doubt anything is living rent free in his head

No. 698422

>>698419
Sex isn’t possible when you’re halfway across the continent.

No. 698423

then it's a joke of a relationship regardless

No. 698424

>>698370
Start leaving him on read and critiquing his sex skills lol dont be overly bitchy with it though.

No. 698426

>>698422
Did he know that tho? Seems weird he'd want to start a long distance relationship after rejecting you a few years ago.

No. 698430

>>698426
Yeah, he does. What’s with this scrote shit? Fuck man. I think we need to start finger pricking before people can post

No. 698431

>>698426
Some men like the chase and just wanna prove to themselves they can have a woman if they wanted to. It's not always about sex.

No. 698436

Didn't know the song name for Fix You by Coldplay so asked Alexa to play that sad Coldplay song and the bitch got it first try. Anyway I'm depressed

No. 698438

>>698436
alexa is a darling isn't she. wish i could marry her

No. 698447

File: 1608506640640.jpg (62.55 KB, 563x683, 09.jpg)

what's with the retard showing up in every thread that doesn't know how to reply to posts?

No. 698452

File: 1608507154157.jpg (238.27 KB, 1080x755, Screenshot_20201220-173034.jpg)

This is what scrotes will see in my bedroom

No. 698453

>>698447
This bitch been wondering the same

No. 698454

>>698452
Did you really get this? I wanna get one but with the blue dress version

No. 698460

>>698447
I wanted to tell them how to do it but I'm afraid it's a >>>male<<<

No. 698464

>>698447
Thank fuck someone called them out.

No. 698467

File: 1608507851047.jpg (378.45 KB, 2056x2500, 1506165873655660-artemisia-giu…)

>>698452
Beautiful! I want to cross stitch this one and hang it up in my room.

No. 698470

Fuggeroni I just wish my hair would grow faster, it's short and I like it short but ever since I cut it into a lousy mohawk style I just want it to grow into a glorious long mohawk so I can make a braid all the way down the long middle part aaaaasssassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa please grow my hair

No. 698494

>>698452
GODAMMIT I WANT THIS NOW
My sis’s bf has that damn Goya painting of Cronus eating his kids. If he can hang his edgelord art out in the open so can I.

No. 698500

@That one anon, click the fucking post number before you reply

No. 698504

I wonder what that crazy ass anon from the vent thread is doing right now. Did she really use her sweet disposition, charms, and hot looks to torment men? We need an update.

No. 698512

God groups of teenage boys/guys in public make me feel so uncomfortable even if they’re doing nothing wrong.

No. 698520

>>698512
Same kek, especially if they're on bikes or skateboards

No. 698523

>>698500
I've noticed this too and it's been super fucking annoying, I was waiting for someone else to address it tho

No. 698526

Fujoshis on here act like they are the most oppressed group in the whole world

No. 698528

>>698526
Wtf does that word mean, I keep seeing it everywhere & I don't want to Google it

No. 698529

>>698528
Literally just google it

No. 698530

>>698528
it's not that bad

No. 698532

File: 1608512646761.png (28.78 KB, 732x533, fujo.PNG)

>>698529
samefag, it's just a word. Why were you worried about googling it?

No. 698535

>>698526
can we let this shitflinging die already

No. 698538

>>698532
Oh thanks webster anon

No. 698539

>>698537
We already told you what to do: >>698500 >>698447

No. 698541

>>698520
Wtf ikr, you know the exact sort of guys I’m talking about.

No. 698548

39
what do you mean?

No. 698550

>>698548
oh my fucking god

No. 698551

File: 1608513797708.png (539.33 KB, 840x1132, Komari.png)

Kek idk if my friend was already pissed at me about something but she just went off on me for marrying a girl character in a Story of Seasons game. The game doesn't have same sex relationships but you can cross dress in the game so I chose a male avatar, made it cute, and married the character I liked the best. She is upset because I'm "not even lgbt" and it's "cringe" that I would even do that. Like lmao it's a dumb farming game, it's not that deep, and she's the one who asked me who I married! Anyway I love my wife.

No. 698553

>>698551
me too anon

No. 698554

>>698548
this can't be serious LMAOOO

No. 698556

>>698548
what's this?

No. 698564

File: 1608514628941.jpg (50.9 KB, 1000x150, UhcvkI4.jpg)

I love "Don't interact" banners, all of them are so cringe and some are hardly readible.
One person I was following reblogged a post with pic related, for some reason it makes me giggle.

No. 698565

>>698548
I am voting you for the worst poster, i will smite u down retard chan

No. 698569

one of my coworkers is really into trans rights and watches youtubers like philosophy tube and hontra. she has a bf but keeps calling herself gay 25/7. she is 2014 tumblr personified.

one of my new years resolutions is to be more of a bitch so i think i'll start fucking with her a bit. both of us are part time workers and rarely work together so i have nothing to lose, really. lol i have crafted the perfect image of myself at work so she'll believe everything i say is in good nature.

my first goal is to get her to call jk rowling a terf. it'll give me the opportunity to ask what a terf is, and after she explains it i'll be like wow i didn't know you were against feminist/feminism. i won't give her the opportunity to explain herself and she'll live with the horrifying assumption that i see her as an anti-feminist.

No. 698570

>>698564
It’s always the danganronpa fans that make retarded shit like this

No. 698572

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No. 698573

It's emo hours in my flat, you're all invited over to listen to Eye to the Telescope in bed with me.

No. 698574

>>698569
I-i kinda wanna hold hands with u after reading this anon

No. 698575

My bf's brother-in-law burped in my cat's face and my cat smacked him. I hate that guy so much.

No. 698585

Kinda wild seeing all these cows go through a very fast downward spiral ever since covid started.

No. 698595

>>698573
I want to listen to emo in a dark room in a bed next to someone so bad. Just crying as we silently look at the ceiling together.

No. 698597

I hate all you FREAKS that use jungle

No. 698600

>>698597
OOOOO OOOO AAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAH!

No. 698603

File: 1608520617528.png (2.26 MB, 2684x1360, 1607802102794.png)

>Left: American product
>Right: Japanese product
No, like at this point it's just ridiculous and pathetic. Why do American designers/artists make such ugly shit? Do they have some kind of hatred for anything too cute? Is it laziness? You see it in a lot of cartoons versus anime, too. So much shitty anime, but none of it will ever be as hideous as something like Mr Pickles or Big Mouth.
Nobody even try to deny this or say these two sets look the same. They clearly don't, lmao.

No. 698605

File: 1608520955302.jpg (27.62 KB, 800x450, aRiMXudbkTEUNqx-800x450-noPad.…)

Me: Has had the shittiest cards dealt to me in the life with the past two years being even shittier than ever with no relief in sight.

Me: "Hey I'm kind of angry at God"

My Dad:

No. 698615

File: 1608522273039.jpg (5.56 KB, 236x213, 371fd8565c6822179fb56623907acd…)

So last week my own mother took me to a man who's some sort of new age shaman and yeah it moved me and my mother (we both cried) he told me a lot about demons (he says they will always betray you)God(I have to pray to him or whatever) worshipping angels (oh boy)black magic etc,In a nutshell he told me a lot about my life in general.I spoke him about my lifestyle and shared some personal details,my not so great relationship with my father,my brothers who don't even know I exist,how I live etc he also told me about how about how I needed to go to the outside world and leave my "dark bubble" in addition he told me how I needed to study more and have a successful future before that I choose these 3 tarot cards in which he translated the meanings of them;1.I need to be open about my emotions more and let them go 2.how me and my father need to get along better? and lastly my future will not be grim.
It was overwhelming,I just left speechless I thought she would take me to eat or something I just don't know what to say next.did I mention he spiritually "cleansed" me with an egg?

No. 698616

>>698603
> Nobody even try to deny this or say these two sets look the same. They clearly don't, lmao.

What the fuck is this brain-dead post

No. 698617

>>698595
Bitch come over

No. 698618

>>698615
How do you even find shamans? I would like to do something like that, even though I'm agnostic. I've been getting into more spiritual kinda stuff recently.

No. 698619

>>698616
Do you have brain worms or something?
>implying burgers don't have a habit of deflecting and insisting "it all looks the same anyway" whenever anyone questions the quality of their products compared to other parts of the world

No. 698622

>>698615
i lost all my braincells reading this post

No. 698623

>>698603
right is so cute
why does my brain still desire dolls
am I a woman-child

No. 698625

oh my gosh i called my brother today and we were talking about covid and he genuinely thinks the covid vaccine is microsoft copying your data and will eventually turn you into a part of microsoft

No. 698628

File: 1608523153014.png (9.79 KB, 430x215, thftfgz.png)

>>698603
It's like american designers are still under the assumption "Big eyes = cute!" even though there's so much more into it and stuff could be improved by even the most simplest changes like mouth placement

No. 698630

Started googling general questions about how much authors made, how likely an agent will want to publish you, etc. Lots of people self publish now. Find people saying they publish books monthly. Makes me remember all the shitty free or cheap books I saw on the Kindle store of like a super rich, elite, uber smart and handsome, black mafia guy finding his true love from the south while fighting other gangs for ten books. Kek. I'd have to really hate myself to spend time writing garbage and publishing it for some sucker to buy.

No. 698632

>>698622
I did too,however what I experienced wasn't exactly easy to summarize considering I was mostly speaking spanish.

No. 698633

>>698618
I guess you have to know the right people for that since my mother's boyfriend knew this man for ages.it genuinely shocked me though.

No. 698642

>>698597
You're driving me bananas anon

No. 698644

>>698603
god i love licca dolls, i've been thinking about building a collection starting with the miku one once i have enough money for it

No. 698656

You know what, male nipples freak me out anons.

No. 698676

I don't even care that Ellen Page is trans or whatever, but christ his new jaw looks really bad. Looks like a British dude now.

No. 698677

>>698676
i'm prepared to get clowned on by you guys for this but… i think the new look is hot

No. 698678

File: 1608530876210.jpeg (56.87 KB, 700x467, o1595269174021642.jpeg)

>>698677
How? I get he's trying to look masculine, but some anon said he looks like Logic and she was right. The jaw filler was definitely wayyyy overdone, but maybe it'll go down or something

No. 698681

I probably have adhd but I'm out of my 20s and wonder what a diagnosis would achieve. I cannot focus for shit.

No. 698687

>>698681
You will achieve more concentration if you get medicated
>>698678
God this is sad

No. 698701

When I go to the hairdresser I bring along a picture of what I would like to get, but I'm also super embarrassed to show it because the girls on the pic are so pretty, and I know she can't make me pretty like them with a haircut, I hope she knows I know
Aaaaa it's dumb

No. 698703

Just have to get through tomorrow and I am free from everything until the 4th. I'm writing a grocery/booze list so I can pick up stuff tomorrow and hibernate until New Year's

What's your fav holiday snacks and drinks?

No. 698714

>>698701
fucking same

No. 698719

I just want to be cute and femme but instead I'm just… idk, I'm in the middle of being masculine and feminin. I don't like either extreme but I also can't really stay somewhere in the middle because I look out of place, especially in the office setting.

Most of the women wear heels, dresses, have long hair, their nails done etc, meanwhile I'm in a shirt and even with makeup + nails done I still feel "inferior". My shit brain just loves making up problems.

No. 698720

I just saw a tik tok of a guy saying his cousin couldn't fall asleep unless Happy by Pharrell was playing on a loop…omg?

No. 698722

I draw and write stories as a hobby and my dream in life is to be approached by Disney to have my ideas developed into a movie, only for me to cut off Bob Iger mid-pitch and simply say, "No."

No. 698735

>>697989
Secret

No. 698736

>>698044
Do you draw penises professionally? Like idk how you could've drawn these "better". If I had to draw a penis I wouldn't think of adding the folds etc, that's for sure.

No. 698737

>Me going to heat up food late at night
>Microwave: loud as hell and making every noise imaginable
I swear your microwave selling you out is worse than any cockblock

No. 698740

>>698737
They should have a night mode.

My old apartment had a refrigerator that would loudly bleep every time you opened/shut it, as well as when it had been open for too long.

No. 698744

>>698740
Ayrt and I'm pretty sure some microwaves do come with a setting to make them silent while they run and while pushing buttons, but I can't figure out how to do it on my model. Obviously the beeping/sounds on appliances are likely automatically there for the blind/visually impaired and forgetful people, but I wish they also made it more intuitive as to how to turn it off.

No. 698745

>>698744
Google the instructions. For ours it was like some cheat code ("microwave", then "down" "up" "down" "start"), would never have figured it out on my own.

No. 698748

>>698736
I don't but I have been an artist for 10+ years so compared to my experince and skill level I feel like I should do better.

No. 698755

>>697938

I wonder this too, who knows I might have even replied to someone I knew from high school here once

No. 698858

Had sleep paralysis and was seeing my landlord in my bedroom snooping around while whispering my name over and over. Definitely awake now wtfff

No. 698861

i think i have a slight impregnation fetish because the thought of my boyfriend cumming inside me turns me on and i find myself hoping he loses control and cums inside me before being able to pull out

No. 698862

>>698617
Great now I'm simping for an anon on the dumbass thread of a bpd forum

No. 698864

>>698755
one of my close friends screencapped something i posted on here and hit me with "this you?" recently and to make matters worse she was the very last person in my life i ever expected to be a farmer

No. 698866

>>698864
Shit like that would terrify me lol

No. 698867

>>698861
If what you have is an impregnation fetish then we might have to kinkshame the whole female population that has gotten pregnant.
Imo this is pretty normal - you're literally feeling the drive to procreate. Doesn't mean you shouldn't take birth control.

>>698864
One-sentence horror story.

No. 698869

>>698861
if you both are std free, you could go on the pill and have him cum freely. in uk you can do a free std test at home, https://sh24.org.uk/

No. 698870

>>698861
you might just have a fetish for the cumming itself, not impregnation. i want a guy to finish in me but i'm getting sterilized the moment i can afford it

No. 698871

>>698869
yeah we're std free. the problem is i don't want birth control to kill my sex drive :(

No. 698872

>>698866
>>698867
it freaked me the fuck out at first but we had a laugh about it and it turns out we keep up with a few of the same cows lmao

No. 698874

>>698871
I was on the pill for years and the only thing that affected my sex drive was the sexual attraction i had to certain partners. I mean if you take birth control and know you're being safe, you'd probably be more excited for sex with your partner because you wouldn't worry about pregnancy.

No. 698875

>>698871
there are some non hormonal options if that's a concern, but those come with risks/cons of their own. it's different for everyone though, birth control actually made my sex drive higher

No. 698877

>>698874
>>698875
how would you ladies suggest go about getting it during the pandemic? does it require getting a prescription from my doctor or can i just buy it over the counter?

No. 698878

>>698877
if you're in usa use nurx

No. 698881

>>698877
In UK you can order contraception online, I had to order a month of my pills once because I fucked up getting my prescription from the GP in time, so usually it was free, but I had to pay to order it online.

You should still be able to phone your doctor during the pandemic and enquire about birth control. Usually for the combination pill they'll just ask if you have family history of certain illnesses or if you suffer from blood clots cause the pill can increase them. They also take your blood pressure. Imo it's worth it. I use to have to go every 3 months, then it was every 6 months then after being established on it for a year or two I only had to do an annual check up and you get a prescription for a year's worth of pills.

No. 698897

>>698603
Agreed. As another example, compare something like Funko Pops to Nendoroids. Why is it that only the Japanese can create genuinely cute and aesthetic items? Fuck I wish Licca was sold in the west, why are we doomed to deal with shit like Mattel fashion dolls and L.O.L?

No. 698900

File: 1608570178581.jpg (5.71 KB, 225x224, images2.jpg)

I'm sick of my stomach hurting and feeling nauseated all the fucking time

No. 698925

>>698897
>Why is it that only the Japanese can create genuinely cute and aesthetic items?
bc you're a weeb
t. also a weeb

No. 698931

I am fat betty draper.

No. 698933

I feel like going on this website is almost a form of self-harm for me.
I have a lot of similar traits to the cows, (Failure to launch, struggle with weight/appearance, mentally ill, surrounded by enablers) the only thing I don't have is a social media presence. I love checking these threads because my brain can twist everything to be about myself. I guess I was bullied too much in school, lol. I need negativity.

No. 698938

I can't stop speaking gibberish to one of my dogs in particular because he is so cute and tiny. I know I'm probably just confusing him further but he gets so excited.

No. 698939

>>698900
Replying to add that I'm sick of going to doctors and having them prescribe anti-acids or anti-nausea medication despite this being an ongoing issue for over a year and having had to go to urgent care for it like 3 times. I don't know what can be done, but I'm losing faith in doctors who don't look further despite me advocating for myself. It feels like it'd be a waste of time and money now, though. Frustrating.

No. 698940

>>698939
anon do you have difficulty swallowing food?

No. 698944

>>698940
Not particularly, thankfully!

No. 698951

>>698944
I see. I'm not a doctor at all lol and I don't know why they wouldn't check your esophagus. You could have EoE and that's why anti acids don't work like they would with GERD. Or it could be something completely different. Idk anon but as someone with the same syntoms I understand you and your frustration.

No. 698959

>>698951
I have never heard of that! I looked it up and generally don't think that's the issue, but at least it's something I could ask about next time I'm bothered to go. I'd been diagnosed with esophagitis in high-school, and because of that they prescribe anti-acids as a treatment to deal with GERD and potential esophagitis, but I haven't gotten anything beyond an ultrasound (for gallbladder–no luck, very minor polyps) for diagnostic testing. It'd be annoying to get another EGD and find the same issue since it's something I already know. Just doomed to feel icky, I think kek.
Thank you, though. It really does sucks, I'm sorry you deal with similar symptoms. I hope you spend most of your time feeling okay or are able to diminish feeling gross more often than not. ♥

No. 698964

i'm upset that westerners ruined pixiv and now i don't know where to find cute art

No. 698972

>>698959
I think it's understudied and comes in varying degrees, for sure. I take medication so I'm fine for the most part. I hope everything gets better for you as well anon, it's not hopeless!

No. 699084

i hate it when people just say "africa" as if that isn't a huge and vastly diverse continent. also why is europe even considered a separate continent from asia in the first place? even culturally / geopolitically it doesn't make sense, since asia homes about 4.5 billion people who differ politically, culturally and even racially. why is europe singled out while the middle east, the south asian subcontinent, east asia etc. are all lumped together? even among euros, i feel when most people online talk about "europe" they mean western / northern europe.

No. 699094

>>699084
Europe I think has historically been Rome and the west of Rome. This could be false.

No. 699102

>>699094
I think it was as it is today, west of Ural mountains

No. 699104

>>699084
I hate that shit too but Europe and Asia have wildly different histories, that’s why they’re considered separate.

Europe is singled out because of Eurocentricism, which is a thing because they colonised a significant part of the world.

No. 699128

Now that the break is here I’m gonna binge a bunch of anime

No. 699133

>>699128
Whatchu gonna watch anon?

No. 699144

>>699128
Same, anon! I second >>699133 question; what's on the menu? I personally just started Saiki K because I've heard a lot of good things, but I have a whole list of anime that I need to start tbh.

No. 699148

I know it's common in some other countries to keep supermarkets open 24/7 but it's not here. Most close at like 8/9/10pm. Now they're going to keep supermarkets open for 24hrs leading up to christmas. On one hand I'm like who the fuck is going to do their grocery shopping after midnight? I feel bad for the employees who're suddenly forced to do nightshifts. On the other hand I want to go to a supermarket at like 3am just to see if it's deserted or not. I know it's stupid. Call it lockdown boredom.

No. 699153

>>699148
>who the fuck is going to do their grocery shopping after midnight?
The people who don't work 9 to 17? It's extremely convenient to do your grocery shopping when coming home from work after a night shift.

No. 699180

>>698603
Not to defend the hideousness, but I think the left is an attempt to appeal to very young children with the large shapes and obnoxiously bright colors. It also looks less breakable, and like there are fewer small parts to swallow. Maybe Japanese children are more careful with their toys, or maybe the company won't get sued if a kid chokes on it, idk. I think American children's product designers are stuck in a paradigm for sure.

No. 699190

>>699133
>>699144
Same LOL I have a huge ass list but I’m gonna finish up haikyuu, and run with the wind first! Saiki is good too it’s really funny! If you like that, I recommend sakamoto desu ga!

No. 699194

honestly i kinda feel bad for/pity men because it's pretty unimaginable having to live with a dick all the time. they are controlled by their dicks. they wake up in the morning with a hard-on. they think about fucking all the time. they see something remotely resembling something that might turn them on and that's all they need. it's wild

No. 699195

>>699194
Seems like a pretty sweet deal to me. Guaranteed to cum, low empathy and can fuck as much as you want without being labeled a demon.

No. 699197

Snow!

No. 699198

>>699197
It scared me kek

No. 699201

>>699197
ITS SNOWING AAAAAAAA

No. 699202

>>699197
I thought my toaster was giving up on me. Very cute!

No. 699203

SNOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

No. 699206

>>699194
that's me when I, ironically, don't take birth control

No. 699207

File: 1608594778779.jpg (3.79 KB, 218x232, fuckingsnow.jpg)


No. 699209

File: 1608594828814.jpg (28.42 KB, 885x633, ssnnnoww.jpg)

snow!

No. 699210

>>699207
Is he ok

No. 699212

>>699210
he will be!

No. 699218

>>699212
AHH CUTE

No. 699221

>>699218
The snowfall will make him stronger!!

No. 699230

>>699209
I LOVE IT!

No. 699243

My ugly pickme's bf dumped her and she is sooo upset over it. It's so funny. This is why you don't be a pickme. lmao

No. 699244

File: 1608596303149.jpg (353.92 KB, 800x1280, Screenshot_20201221-160144_Ope…)

Probably not the effect they were going for but I'll take it

No. 699251

File: 1608596868178.jpg (802.68 KB, 1506x2534, 9384934884.jpg)

today i was bored af at work and spent hours on wikipedia reading about chinese dynasties and their emperors and concubines and shit. life was so different back then. reading stuff like this makes me want to believe in reincarnation. not because i believe i'm a past empress (i'd probably end up being some unfortunate eunuch servant who gets executed for stealing a moldy bread roll or something) but it would be cool to get to experience different parts of history like that. learning about history always makes me appreciate my ordinary and peaceful every day life. because in the future someone is gna be like i wish i could experience life like how it was in 2020.

i wonder if, after you die, you get to decide what time period you want to live in and what kind of person u want to be and then u get to experience that. idk if this makes sense (im not high btw just sleep deprived).

No. 699256

>>698603
American toy companies have been cutting corners for years. Dolls around 2002-2005 (and before) used to be a lot closer to the right in quality and design.

No. 699258

>>699251
I think that sometimes too but then it’s like why would you choose to have a shit life being a servant or whatever. For the experience? Who’s to say you’re going to remember your previous life?

No. 699260

I usually hang around /snow/ but this thread and /ot/ makes me feel more relaxed rather than depressed.

Also it makes me happy that other anons are as excited about the snow!!!

No. 699269

>>699260
/ot/ is such a comfy board.

i love anonymous female-only sites like lolcow. you guys are all so lovely. my funny and sometimes mean sisters who are cold on the outside but warm on the inside ilu

No. 699280

File: 1608599689893.jpeg (1.23 MB, 1242x1190, 1570667163477.jpeg)

I've been keeping shorter than usual nails during the pandemic YET I MANAGE TO SCRATCH THE INSIDE OF MY ASSCHEEKS CONSTANTLY IN THE SHOWER? MY NAILS JUST KINDA GO SIDEWAYS MIDSCRUB AND SLICES. HURTS.

No. 699311

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Normally I think the Borzoi thing is stupid and forced but I saw this and I felt like I had to post it here.

No. 699316

>>699311
I want to honk its nose like it's a clown nose.

No. 699318

Whenever an anon on here acts like a total cunt or starts sperging out on me I just remember there’s a non-zero chance that she’s a NEET who has no one else to talk to other than her abusive gamer boyfriend who funds her lifestyle and can’t listen to her problems cause he’s in his fifth hour of playing overwatch, and then I feel better about myself. Serenity now!

No. 699322

File: 1608601586344.jpeg (56.2 KB, 749x729, 1608339219487.jpeg)

>>699318
Hag-chan?

No. 699323


No. 699324

>>699311
That doesn't mean it's not forced, it just means it's forced and also you want to be validated.

No. 699326

>>699322
Ayrt and I don’t know who that’s referring to lol I took a little break for a while (regret coming back)!! at first I thought it was r**mate-chan but the name doesn’t line up nvm

No. 699327

>>699324
Lmao you tell her anon

No. 699328

>>699326
Welcome back then!! It's some rapey anon on the reddit hate thread, going on rn

No. 699330

File: 1608602365546.jpg (30.97 KB, 450x335, <3.jpg)

>>699269
me too anon. luv y'all

No. 699333

Didn't get any superpowers today, girls. High disappointed.

No. 699335


No. 699337

>>699328
OH lol I didn’t know she had a name already, omfg no just caught glimpses of that and yikes! @ hag-chan, that’s your hill to die on girl???

No. 699338

>>699335
Thanks anon lol. It's honestly insane that we get to experience a bunch of cool space shit that hasnt happened in years. I wonder if people in 1226 even had tech advanced enough to know there was a conjunction. Did they get powers? This conjunction stuff would probably be a good opportunity to research some astrology shit.

Also, the chat on this stream is so fucking bad

No. 699340

>>699337
Wait which anon would be hag-chan? The one that had the one night stand with the dude that accused her of rape?

No. 699341

>>699337
I'm hag chan. I will never have sex with a man over 25 and no one can stop me.

No. 699342

>>699341
Unironically based

No. 699350

>>699342
And maybe if i emotionally scar enough of them they will understand empathy and wont act like scrotes towards their peers and girls younger than them or they will kill themselves. Regardless, one less scrote issue to deal with.

No. 699386

spilled monomer on my coochie while doing my nails just now. Pray for me,

No. 699399

>>699324
I wasn't looking to be ~validated~, this isn't Tumblr jfc. I just saw a funny dog and wanted to post it here. You can fucking hate it if you like, I don't care.

No. 699422

File: 1608612098596.jpg (245.03 KB, 1315x1392, 1f1f1f2c-9597-493a-bf52-6f74c3…)

Oh

No. 699431

It's really weird how teenagers today are obsessed with rediscovering things in an effort to seem cool.

- Revitalizing Fleetwood mac as if they needed revitalizing from a bunch of tiktokers

- Revitalizing jennifer's body and Megan is missing, as if they were both ancient movies

- Actually thinking they are the age of ending racism and being woke about racial issues as if we weren't listening to rappers like tupac sing about the same things for years on end.


It's cute to see teens show interest in things outside of their generation, but it's weird the way they go about it. It's not just them but social media outlets too.

"Gen z is showing interest in a classic "megan is missing"" … ok?
Why is this news?
We all watch things that came out before we were of age.
What's weird is that older celebs feed into this shit too. When tiktokers rediscover/talk about stuff , they start to do the same as if they aren't twice their age.

No. 699433

>>699431
Because everything pre 2014 was just more interesting. Like…whose gonna be nostalgic about 2010?

No. 699438

>>699422
People turning their personal trauma shit into a meme is getting real tired

No. 699441

>>699431
ok but let's be real, jennifer's body deserved to be revived and finally appreciated

No. 699442

toxic terf victim nonnie

No. 699444

>>699442
now that's a red sentence

No. 699445

>>699442
abusive woc

No. 699446

>>699422
me but exclusively in the shower and regarding a future work of art i pretty much know i will never complete.

No. 699447

>>699442
Wait a minute…are red words a different font?

No. 699449

>>699447
Yeah looks like they're a sans serif

No. 699450

>>699449
The whole website is sans serif dude, red words are comic sans

No. 699452

Jungle anons, please give yourselves a round of applause for being so sexy

No. 699453

>>699433
*pre 2007
>>699441
I still don't like it tbh

No. 699455

File: 1608614008826.jpg (24.22 KB, 1200x600, Serif-vs-Sans-Serif-Comparison…)


No. 699456

>>699453
all of my personal cows are obsessed with jennifers body
coincidentally

No. 699459

I … don't miss people.
Like I could have spent years and years with you and if we go a year without seeing each other, I'm like…totally fine with it. Is that psycho of me?

I haven't seen my friend in over a year and although I care deeply for her and would do anything for her, I'm fine without seeing her for another year.


I guess I'm broken kek.

No. 699460

>>699455
idk what theme you are using but my theme shows the entire site in a sans serif font.

No. 699461

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>>699452
forgot theme changing was a thing till people started bitching about jungle. using it now.

No. 699462

>>699456
>tfw i love jennifer's body & i'd probably be a cow if i were slightly less restrained

No. 699463

>>699460
Oh,forgive me. I didn't realize you were a deer from outside the jungle kingdom

No. 699464

>>699459
I'm the same way. As long as I have another person to take their spot I wont miss them.

No. 699465

>>699459

I don't miss people, but the feeling of being around people and being appreciated

No. 699466

>>699463
i can't believe even a single person is using that theme. you are a complete psycho!!

No. 699467

>>699456
micky moon?

No. 699468

>>699460
>>699463
Omg I'm the anon who asked the original question about the font and it didn't even occur to me that it's because of the different themes. For the record though, I am indeed using Jungle.

No. 699472

>>699468
redtext does show up as comic sans in every theme, it's just that all themes besides jungle also happen to use a sans serif font besides comic sans. anywayyyyyy

No. 699476

>>699468
Omg I'm the anon who first argued "the whole website is in sans serif," I didn't realize either you could've been using a different theme. Peace and love, no more fighting xo

No. 699479

>>699476
No worries we was just monkeying around

No. 699484

I am way too stoned

No. 699485

>>699484
I'm jealous I got shit weed and fucking paid premium for it.

No. 699489

>>696897
The fuck this is reminding me of 90s Geocities sites that took 5 minutes to load because of all the obnoxious animations. I'm good with it though, kinda cute ngl.

No. 699490

https://forebears.io/

how many people do you share your name with? for me it's around 11k for last name, 4mil for first name and less than 100 for (the specific spelling of) middle name

No. 699494

You know your prepackaged ramen 'bout to smack when you see the oil and MSG residue floating at the top of your bowl.

No. 699499

>>699494
Mm fuck yes. I bought a bag of MSG at the Asian market and I love cooking with it. Delicious heart palpitations and nap time.
Jokes. We don't get the side effects.

No. 699505

>>699490
About 500k for my first name in latin alphabet, and about 200k in my native alphabet, and 4k for my last name in both, latin and native alphabet lol

No. 699521

>>699490
387 people globally share my retarded first name kek

No. 699539

LOOK JOHN MULANEY, IT'S SNOWING! JUST FOR YOU!!

This has been; a coke joke

No. 699543

i have an idea for a joke that is really lame, yet for some reason funny in my head, but only like 3 people in the world are going to get it, despite not really being an inside joke, to the point that i wonder whether should i even post it in a local group chat

No. 699545

Some of you come on here and avidly denounce men dating minors yet say that you're only attracted to men around the 18 year mark.

If you're 21+ attracted to anyone 18 or younger you're actually a creep. Even if it's legal.

No. 699546

>>699490
130 for surname, 1,453 8200 for for first name kek

No. 699548

>>699545
i agree with you completely, but at the same time i hope the male lurkers on here see posts like that and feel like shit about themselves. they constantly talk about women "hitting the wall" and making young women feel bad if they're any age past 18, so they could use a taste of their own medicine

No. 699551

>>699545
I only say this stuff to make male lurkers feel like shit. Sometimes I go on 4chan and make threads talking about them hitting the wall and they get so triggered.

No. 699558

>>699551
i do that sometimes too and it's so fucking funny how angry they get. they unironically believe they're going to be rich hot silver foxes who pull college aged "stacies" when they're older instead of continuing to be fat, balding, and single

No. 699562

>>699545
Anons who say they prefer 18 year olds are rare af, it's weird that you would assume they're the same ones denouncing pedos.

I'd say way more anons think men peak in looks in their 20s, but that's not based on youth in itself rather than just a lack of wrinkles and bald spots. Men just start looking old and ugly really fucking fast.

No. 699566

>>699490
1+mil for first name, 21 for last name and I'm pretty sure 99% of them are just my family members.

No. 699567

i wanna get a switch but the regular switch is ugly and the switch light doesn't switch

No. 699574

>>699490
13k for last name, 23 for first name. I knew it was very low but still surprised. The only time I’ve ever heard of someone else with it was when a YouTuber mentioned “going to hang out with Anon”. I was so shocked I kept skipping back to make sure I’d heard correctly.

No. 699581

>>699490
Interestingly enough, I share my super uncommon name with 2,707 people. I say it's interesting because my name is literally just some random spelling my mom came up with. My last name is shared by 305,456 people tho.

No. 699608

File: 1608631209054.jpeg (606.15 KB, 1242x653, CD1EF9AB-D786-4D12-AD55-FDBE55…)

i really hope erin painter keeps up the anachan larp so i can use her embarrassing display of mental illness as reverse thinspo. its so gratifying knowing i have the exact body type she covets (underweight, 5ft tall, etc) meanwhile she stomps around like an ogre and fools no one with her faked thigh gap

No. 699625

File: 1608634193862.jpg (459.64 KB, 2560x1280, 81zEO1EJ-xL.jpg)

I have just found out that not only the 'Antiracist baby' book exists but also that it won a goodreads award for a picture book and idk how I feel about this.
Don't get me wrong, I'm all about teaching kids that people of all races are equal but the execution is so weird to me??? The whole 'antiracist baby does this and that' makes it sound like some kind of brainwashing manual. I find it so weird to teach your kid this way? Like what kid wants to be an antiracist baby.
TLDR I agree with the message, but the form has me all confused and uncomfortable! But I understand that it might be considered normal to Amerifags.

No. 699626

>>697953
Oh, I used that picture because A3 is just great, I love it. Also, even if the MC was a retarded womanchild I'd be fine with it because A3 is just 'read story, raise character, read story, raise character' not a lot of choices involved, so I can't self insert anyway.
And yeah, it's pretty low but even then it's very disappointing. I found out that avoiding renpy games is the safest bet to get a MC with a working brain.

No. 699638

It's retarded but I sometimes miss making myself throw up. I fucking hated binging and actually rarely did it but for some reason purging was addicting as heck to me. I'm not gonna start old habits again but it's tempting sometimes.

No. 699640

>>699490
110k first name
My surname is made up by 2 words, it doesn't find the whole surname but 1st word is 1,212 and 2nd word is 20

No. 699642

>>699490
First name 4100, last name 1700.
Last name is all people from my tribe. First name is also mostly found in my tribe's country of origin.

No. 699646

>>699567
I got a switch light because of its price and because I thought wouldn't want to play it on TV/with people and now I regret it, get a switch.

I got a yellow switch light though and it's so pretty, I love it.

No. 699651

>>699490
I looked up the unusual name of a girl I used to be friends with: 15

How do they have all this info? Especially like average salary for a name?

No. 699660

>>699490
First name is +10 million people. I won

No. 699663

>>699660
Lemme guess, it's either got a religious origin, or it's Chinese.

No. 699668

>>699660
omg anna it's been so long!

No. 699669

>>699625
I agree, it’s coming from a very adult POV which would be hard for young children to understand. “If you claim to be color-blind, you deny what’s in front of you” - I understand aiming that at teens or adults who might have that mindset but it’s coming from a unnecessarily corrective place. Young children don’t have those notions unless it’s taught to them by parents.

I think the best approach is just to be inclusive of people from different races, cultures and religions. Teach young kids about other people; they will accept almost anything is normal if they’re taught that, so teaching them not to be racist should be quite easy.

No. 699678

>>699625
That image is a word salad of nonsense with an illustration that's the bastard child of humans of flat and tumblr. The people haven't even got the correct number of fingers and thumbs.

No. 699687

>>699625
The art is so ugly.

No. 699689

>>699567
as someone who has both, the switch lite sucks ass. the display is dim and small and the whole console feels like a cheap toy. and yeah it doesn't switch, it also doesn't rumble.
i regret not buying a second regular switch instead, the lite isn't even that much cheaper.

No. 699696

File: 1608642140103.png (57.91 KB, 1362x626, lady get a grip.png)

some journalist ruined her life and reputation because she ~fell in love~ with martin shkreli. i know he is embarrassed now that she's going public with it, apparently he has ghosted her from prison kek. it sounds like the woman had a pretty promising career, i can't believe she went from working for bloomberg to whiteknighting for shkreli on twitter. she seems like a huge cow tbh.

https://www.elle.com/life-love/a35021224/martin-shkreli-christie-smythe-pharma-bro-journalist/

No. 699707

File: 1608642965590.jpg (158.78 KB, 1350x675, AntiracistBaby_Spread_2500-135…)

>>699678
>>699669
>it’s coming from a very adult POV which would be hard for young children to understand
OMG this! I felt that something irks me about this book but couldn't put my finger on it. It's the sjw tumblr mantras. 4 year olds (and apparently this is a book that is supposed to be for this young children) do not need to hear shit like this (at the moment). What they need is something like 'people look different and come from different places and that's cool!', not a bunch of buzzwords about systematic opression and the like. Seriously WTF.

No. 699713

File: 1608643682440.jpg (216.49 KB, 720x847, 20201222_102702.jpg)

>>699696
This is fascinating

No. 699716

>>699696
The thought process behind getting together with the Most Hated Man in the World is peak delusion. "All seven billion seven hundred million people are wrong about this. ME, only I am right."

No. 699717

>>699625
>Antiracist Baby learns all the colors, not because race is true.
This is probably really dumb of me but I genuinely don't understand what "not because race is true" means?

No. 699719

>>699545
Men and women have different dynamics and amounts of power. Some anons are literally scared of teenagers lol. Also finnanon was taken advantage of by a 16 year old.

No. 699720

File: 1608644996652.png (126.33 KB, 752x561, Screenshot 2020-12-22 at 14.48…)

>>699717
TBH I don't either, especially when the entire book is about tolerating people of all colors (races). Maybe the author means it like One Race Human Race?
Anyway he really could use a child psychologist looking into his book if he honestly believes it's a great resource for children from ages 1 up (wtf)

No. 699721

File: 1608645158821.png (Spoiler Image,62.88 KB, 172x275, 1595966057436.png)

>>699719
>Some anons are literally scared of teenagers lol
Teenagers are capable of fucked up shit though

No. 699726

amberlynn reid haters are bigger cows than amberlynn herself. people who watch her (mostly fatties and ex-fatties btw) only use her to feel better about themselves. amber doesn't even care, she's just happy she gets that yt money and spends it all on her uncontrollable binges

No. 699739

Everytime the news here talks about violence in teens, people always try their hardest to turn it into a racist thing WHEN IT'S ALWAYS, _ALWAYS_ A MALE THING. That is the missing link here, fucking scrotes for fuck sake.

No. 699744

>>699726
I kinda agree kek. I feel bad for her and wish she would do the right things/do better for herself, but she's clearly pretty happy with herself more often than not.

No. 699752

>>699726
If anyone knows, what's going on with Amber's cancer? Did she recover

No. 699763

>>699726
i don't keep up with her since deathfat cows are too depressing to me, the only exception being feebs lol. i still consider her to be one of the funniest cows of all time

No. 699776

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>>699625
this is so fucking dumb and unnecessary. one of the best ways to overcome racism in children is just to normalize other people instead of going "you must do this! don't do this, it's bad! do this!" for instance picrel showcased all kinds of different characters living in a neighborhood that was not often seen on tv shows. these are normal human beings, show them as such. tell their stories and don't make it preachy

No. 699782

I off and on watch freddy my love on yt and am kind of happy that this dainty cute elf put on a little lockdown weight. I feel good and bad at the same time

No. 699787

>>699782
I watch her sometimes too. What do you think of her style? I was really, really into it a few years ago but her style doesn't seem to have evolved much if at all over the years so it got a bit.. stale/boring? She really knows exactly what she likes though so good for her.

Totally not the point of your post, I know, but I wanted to discuss her lol.

No. 699791

>>699776
I'm going to sound very bad here and I'm sorry
But being constantly yelled at and told what to do undid all of the progress that cartoons like hey arnold or arthur or sesame street did to how I see racism, clasism etc. I live in an almost homogenous third world country and until some years ago, seeing a black person was rare here. Black people here are still an oddity and we treat them with respect.
But whenever I see people on twitter screaming how they're oppressed -no mater the ethnicity really- and how you're bad if you don't bend over to them really drives me nuts. I still don't think I'm racist but it definetely has warped my views vs when I used to watch these cartoons as a kid and not even think "phoebe is chinese, that dude is a ginger, that dude is black", I just saw people.

No. 699793

>>699782
Hasn’t she been gaining weight for a while? Sometimes I read her tattle thread, they’re always talking about how she developed a more womanly body and is jealous of her stick-thin little sister who is like 14.

No. 699794

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No. 699818

>>699791
phoebe was half japanese you racist!

No. 699826

>>699791
>when I used to watch these cartoons as a kid and not even think "phoebe is chinese, that dude is a ginger, that dude is black", I just saw people.
This. It hardly even registered to me that xyz character or real-life person didn't have the same skincolor as me.

From my perspective the vocal sjw trend that has risen on social media seems to do more bad than good. People have become way more polarised for as far as I can see.

Of course I'm not from America where this orginates from, but it does influence the people here too even though our situation is way different from America.

That brings me to another point- Americans on social media demanding non-Americans to be vocal about their issues when the situation and issues are different in their respective countries are annoying and self-centric as fuck. You don't see Americans getting cancelled for not mentioning, say, racism in South-Africa or religious persecution in Somalia or China. But dare not posting anything about an American issue as a foreigner and you're basically cancelled, especially during the height of the against-police violence activism this summer.

Sorry if this counts as derailing.

No. 699870

god no I don't wanna see the life of a cake faced troon.

>>699826
what I fucking hate the most is that this stupid american attitude pf calling everyone problematic has permeated my country too.
God I hate SJW, I'm not a rightwinger or anything, but fuck SJW I hope they die.

No. 699876

>>699625
That book is perfect for parents to post it on twitter/reddit next to their 6 months old baby and say stuff like, "my baby's first words wasn't mamma or dadda but fuck racists." And then everyone clapped.

No. 699885

>>699826
> Americans on social media demanding non-Americans to be vocal about their issues
This is so annoying, and if you point out the double standard then you’re called whatever-ist when you’re simply asking for them to reciprocate by giving coverage of similar issues in other countries… which is the complete opposite of objecting to the issues being raised in the first place.

American Twitter’s attitude to the Belarus dictatorship situation was really self-centred too, talking about their upcoming election and “this could be us, guys!”. Okay but could you not offer empathy and support without inserting yourselves?

No. 699952

I used to think self love without outside validation was bullshit but it's not. Here are somethings that work for me when I'm trying to gain confidence

1. Dress how you want. Even if it looks stupid, ugly as shit or a weeaboo to other people. When you're wearing clothes that you love, you will feel better about yourself.
2. Avoid drugs and alcohol
3. Stay away from people with low self esteem. For example I went out to a bar with some ex friends and they kept going on about guys ignoring us. People like that will make you feel even more shit. Only hangout with positive people.
4. Try to keep your issues to yourself and only discuss them with therapists. Refrain from sharing your emotions with the close people in your life. Especially scrotes.

No. 699956

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>>699952
I agree with everything except this one
>1. Dress how you want. Even if it looks stupid, ugly as shit or a weeaboo to other people. When you're wearing clothes that you love, you will feel better about yourself.

Because sometimes dressing normieish is more comfortable and doesn't make you look dumb, boosting your self esteem
Idk this is unpopular opinon territory maybe but I feel like dressing in a normal but fitting way is most of the time, more powerful than dressing like a trainwreck. Plus dressing in whatever awful clothes just made me feel immature and cow-ish once I grew up (I used to be into jfahsion). It is pretty eyecatching and all but I rather not bring up attetion to myself anymore.

No. 699958

>>699956
adding to this, I enjoy looking nice with plain but nice clothes (and no makeup) because I feel like my features and personality matter more that way, rather than when I used to wear jfashion and everyone complimented me and just talked to me because I dressed weirdly. I like myself more now. The attention was intoxicating but I think I look better, more approcheable and happier.

No. 699961

>>699956
Isn't that what anon said tho? If you like to dress "normal" then that's how you wanna dress. The whole point is just to make yourself feel good.

No. 699984

>>699885
>American Twitter’s attitude to the Belarus dictatorship situation was really self-centred too, talking about their upcoming election and “this could be us, guys!”.
God. This. There are multiple human rights crises around the world, even in those considered "developed" countries and these anglocentric activists couldn't give a damn, instead they're raking through some foreign influencer's likes and retweets to see if they virtue signaled about BLM enough. Fuck man, how about China destroying pretty much any ethnic minority they have inside their borders? Russia killing politicians and journalists criticizing the government? When was the last time you tweeted about that shit? Hong Kong protests got traction with them only because the crowd shots and guerilla tactics looking cool, none of them even understood what the conflict is about.

No. 699997

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>>699625
Wait this is a real book? It looks like a parody. Is this meant for actual children or just adults to huff their farts over?

No. 700009


No. 700024

>>699720
Dude really out there talking about college level societal politics to his 4-year old expecting her to understand it all. It's like a real life version of that activist kid from the Boondocks.

>>699739
That's really an universal problem, a lot of society's bullshit leads back to toxic masculinity. Reminds me of that one anon who was insisting that female asexuals face corrective rape is an "aphobic" issue or whatever while absolutely missing the part about how "corrective rape for frigid women not unavailable for male sexuality" is something all women experience because scrotes are inhumane trash.

No. 700045

>>699952
Huh, I've been doing the first two and wondering why I'm so predisposed to be negative but the second two would require an entire rehaul of my life as I know it kek.

And whenever I make new friends they turn out depressed or neurotic. Like we become friends before they reveal that stuff to me, I'm like a magnet to them.

And I try to be a positive person, but it feels like I dont get on with anyone when I act like that.

No. 700092

>>699826
the thing is, when you're trying to appeal to racists or even just people who aren't really thinking about this stuff, you INSTANTLY make them resistant if you start shaming them or implying they're wrong. that's why shows and movies and books and etc that just show it in a normal way, in the way human beings interact with each other instead of making a big sanctimonious deal about it, work better. it's important to acknowledge race and gender and all that but it doesn't need to be done condescendingly.

No. 700109

>>700106
Bitch you better be nice to yourself

No. 700110

>>699984
The worst part is that they're basically proud of their ignorance. I once mentioned conflict going on in my country (E. Euro) and an American acquaintance actually joked about not knowing or caring about it and said "On to the important country" to bring up Trump. Same guy later questioned why I wasn't posting about BLM. Fuck off.

No. 700117

>>700106
That's an intrusive thought, have you considered talking to someone about it?

>>700092
This… I'm tired of seeing everything be glorified, and if you don't agree you're racist… it just feels like I'm putting people in a pedestal or getting abused into a weird relationship with a cult, it's unhealthy

No. 700131

>>699956
I think this might be the jacket of my dreams. Where is it from dear anon?

No. 700147

>>700131
reverse image search is pulling it as 'Seasalt Green Plant Hunter 2 Coat'.. i think ireland next is the brand?

No. 700149

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pls let me disable the snow

No. 700154

>>699787
I completely agree! I was fascinated with her style 1-2 years ago but it's astonishing that she still presents the same styles over and over again. Yes I have seen your rose colored bralette and comfy pants, ok. Also, I found it odd that even her books and electronics have to match her aesthetics, idk, feels kind of shallow? But maybe she is dense like this

>>699793
I don't really follow her that close, just something I noticed on her last video. I actually felt bad immediately after posting because I didn't check if she might be preggo

No. 700173

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what kawaii shit does to a mf

No. 700175

I'm so scared of spiders, man.

I posted about it a while ago but I'll catch on average one spider a day in my house. I now scan every bit of any room I enter, every time I enter it.

So I got spider repellent spray after a horrific incident where my spider catcher didn't pick the spider up. And I go through the house spraying all entrance points.

I'll skip the long story but basically last night my intention to go to bed involved going over every opening and skirting board in that spray, and pulling out all of my big furniture and putting it back to make sure there were no spiders hiding behind my dresser or anything. The whole process took me nearly an hour and I didn't even feel better for it. I ended up checking under my duvet for spiders then hiding under it completely with no gaps so no spider could get in. I'm considering scotch tape around all the skirting boards.

I realise now that feeding my anxiety I guess makes the intrusive bad thoughts pop up more because my actions kept escalating "just to make sure", but then if I ignore a thought it just builds and builds and I feel awful and can't rest. And I need to sleep because I need to work, you know?

No. 700180

>>700175
that's an abnormal phobia, you should see a doctor or psych about it

No. 700184

>>700173
>tfw these people aren't mentally ill enough to off themselves
Getting real sick of this

No. 700189

>>700173
kelly eden is that you

No. 700221

>>700175
Have you ever been bitten by a spider before?
In the unlikely case it even comes near you, it's even more unlikely to bite you. If it even does bite you, I can almost guarantee you won't even notice, mosquitos have a more noticeable bite.

No. 700222

>>700189
that is indeed, kelly eden

No. 700247

I was planning on losing weight but I then I got an amazing pair of flare jeans that make my ass look amazing. Guess I can stay thiccy a little while longer.

No. 700249

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I really like the idea of riding a Vespa even if it always rains where I live, it's impractical and I'd probably be terrified to not be protected by a car

No. 700255

/ot/ is hilarious this morning

No. 700258

>>700221
phobias arent rational

No. 700266

>>700221
I'm not even in a big spider country, I just hate the common house spider, tegenaria whatever. I ain't looking pictures up.

The way they move disturbs me on a profound level and if I see one I'll feel nauseous and freeze. My whole life I've had at least someone around to deal with them for me, and when this spider catcher failed it was like suddenly it's not a safe place, you know? If I get into thinking that there's definitely a spider around and it's definitely near me, I'll lose sleep.

>>700180
My good health insurance is kicking in January so I'm going to get a bunch of minor ailments adressed (all has to go through a general doctor first), but with this I'd feel a bit stupid, like "yeah I'm scared of spiders, help". Like what would I even say??

No. 700277

>>700266
I get it. My mom evidently used to scare me with them when she still lived here, and I think it broke me. For some reason I started having night terrors years back, starting with one where my ex's brother let a huge one out of a jar onto the bed.
We get wolf spiders here and they're large. I'm pretty sure that I would self exorcise if one of those massive shits got on me. I have lots of stories, but I don't want to scare you. You could try imagining them like they're your little army of creepy guardsmen that take out bugs? Like imagine little sets of armor on them, goofy eyebrows, anything that takes the edge off.

No. 700278

>>700266
hate to break it to you but you can't spider proof your house. there are definitely spiders around you and they're probably near you. one thing that helped me get over my fear was catching them under jars and looking at them for a bit. they always panic before stopping and calming down. it made me feel some empathy and remember that they are far more scared of me, and at my mercy, and they just want to get away.

No. 700279

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I know I’m late but I love the snow!!!! So cute!!

No. 700281

My bf just asked if maybe I wanted to start watching 90 Day Fiance together. Lmao he seemed so embarrassed to ask me. Where did this come from??? I can never get him to watch any TV, why did he choose 90 Day Fiance????

No. 700283

>>700281
i hate tv too but 90df is awesome, it makes you feel so much better about your life when you watch these absolute trainwrecks

No. 700287

>>700278
this and they'll also eat other bugs for you

No. 700289

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>Mom believes in alternative facts and is an anit-vaxxer
>loves to spam me with links or videos about how the rona is fake and how bill gates wants us to get those chips inside out brains
>sends mum obvious joke news sites where it says that you can fight the corona virus with a vaccine that contains autism
>Calls me and says that she is happy I also believe in the real truth!1

I'm …

No. 700292

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Ok I understand now why those wire wrapped pendants are so expensive, I've been making my shit quality pendant for hours already and it's not even a complicated design. I hope to become good at it and make one like this because they remind me of meshuggah covers and I LOVe meshuggah.
>>700289
lmao

No. 700305

>>700258
Yeah I get that. I was just trying to give anon a tiny piece of mind that ultimately she isn't going to be hurt or need medical attention if anything does happen.

No. 700306

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The black girl wojaks are cute

No. 700313

>>700306
Yeah she is so cute but the way her mouth is too low on her face reminds me of sims in the sims 4 because they always have their mouth on their chin for some reason

No. 700315

I think virginity is a stupid concept but I've never understood: Are you a virgin unless you've had penetrative sex? Or is it about any form of sexual contact?

No. 700317

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>>700306
True. They're all so pretty!

No. 700325

>>700315
Depends on your culture but generic western culture equates loss of virginity with penetrative sex (piv or penis in anus for gay men). So much so that I’ve seen people argue that lesbians can’t have sex because a penis isn’t involved.

No. 700327

>>700247
Fuck yes anon I’m so happy for you. Flare jeans really can do a lot for a booty

No. 700329

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>>700306
>>700317
Sorry, but all I can see is those sims with alpha cc from tumblr.

No. 700330

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If me and my boyfriend lived alone I think we'd be having way more sex simply because there would be restraints of room and time
My libido is currently so high but my money for a house is so low

No. 700334

>>700325
Thanks. It's so stupid… Lesbians put up with a lot that they shouldn't have to. Men are shamed if they're virgins while women are shamed worse if they're not.
So if I never did PIV, I can say I've "fooled around" but still technically a virgin? granted it was because I got anxious and it wouldn't fit sorry for tmi.
I wish virginity wasn't relevant but I always wonder what I'd say when someone asked.

No. 700336

>>700277
Thanks, I'll actually try and reframe it in a goofy way. Reading some study there and it said a really effective way to sort of alleviate a phobia is watch positive portrayals of the object you're afraid of. I think that's kind of what your suggestion is doing, and i'll try it next time i'm obsessing in bed. Honestly i'm amazed you deal with living in a country with wolf spiders. At the moment there are just some countries that an absolute no-go because of how big the spiders get there.

>>700278
You're totally right, I know they're there but it's mainly an ignorance is bliss thing. If they stay in the walls or are on the smaller side I can mentally deal with it. If they're my most hated species and exploring the area, then…no. I tried some amateur "exposure therapy" when I was younger and kept this behemoth in a box by my desk for a week, studying it, know your enemy and all that. I learned its anatomy and the facts (the one I had trapped was the 2nd fastest in the world and the only one in the UK that could break human skin kek). What I got from it was a poor week of sleep and probably solidified that species of spider as the one I can't stand. I still clearly remember the light thump of it hitting the bottom of the box when trying to climb. I figured I'd get over it someday, but it's been over a decade now so I do think professional help is in order.

Sorry for the scrolls, this IS the dumbass thread I guess.

No. 700341

I hate pick mes even more than scrotes.
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJpojSAj/

No. 700345

>>700341
This woman is sad jesus christ

No. 700347

>>700341
Hey, when you share a tiktok your account shows at the top so I advise deleting your post

No. 700356

I liked the devil all the time even though it was edgy

No. 700359

>>699719
You’re a fucking idiot honestly.

No. 700363

I get so fucking annoyed when people complain Big Mouth is ugly. You don't have to like it, but it's about tween puberty, the art style can't be gorgeous. The kids can't be fuckable and adorable, jfc.

No. 700367

>>700363
Don't trying to be mean, but just because it doesn't have to be pretty, neither does it have to be that hideous.

No. 700370

>>700363
Do you need glasses?

No. 700372

>>700341
It's kind of funny because scrotes would be the first ones to attack her for being a used up ugly roastie. And considering her disgusting double chin and haggard looks, I can see why she'd resort to be a pickme as a last resort. Well, I hope she's happy with her life right now since she sold her dignity.

No. 700380

LAST DAY OF WEARING GLASSES BITCHES

I'll probably be unable to use the internet much and will have to get used to my ugly face without glasses BUT I'LL FINALLY HAVE GOOD VISION

No. 700383

>>700367
>>700370
I think the reason why it's ugly is because they didn't want /co/ coomers to jerk off to it since most of the characters constantly talk about sexuality and appear doing sexual things. That, and the fact that the ugly art style reflects the grossness that comes with pubsence

No. 700402

>>700383
that and the blatant close ups of 12 year old genitals and breasts

No. 700409

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>>700131
I hope you aren't eating discharge

No. 700411

Sorry but who is finnanon? I think I missed something, what is the context of this?

No. 700418

>>700380
Congrats, I'm so jealous!!

No. 700419

>>700222
Wow I have never heard her voice before
It's annoying

No. 700424

>>700222
AH now everything makes sense
Fuck her

No. 700425

>>700380
>unable to use the internet much
Is that a permanent side effect? probably a net good thing regardless lol
may I ask what you had done? t. glasses wearer

No. 700427

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>>699719
Why are you anons so obsessed with finnanon? Why must you make up lies about her? Could it be that you are threatened by her stacy aura?

No. 700430

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>>700411
She's a girl who had a wild night out and posted about it on lolcow while feeling regretful. She coined the nickname because another Finnfag recognized her to be Finnish via her story alone and people found that hilarious. I don't know why she became such a meme though, I just feel bad for her and she's somewhat based too. Pic related, it's the original post.

In return can someone post the original Komaeda anon post? I missed that one myself.

No. 700436

Getting drunk and high and listening to classical music. Here's to the holidays bitches!!

No. 700439

>>700427
Completely unrelated, I love this flag, forget the other 100+ made up nonsense, only Stacy pride in this house!

No. 700441

>>700427
finnanon was pathetic and the furthest thing from a stacy. You seem bothered, why?

No. 700458

>>700441
I'm making it my duty to defend her honor.

No. 700469

>>700427
Based flag

No. 700484

>>699689
switch lite is way comfier
lighter, softer, fits better in hands, buttons feel better to press, you don't have to keep pushing the controller handles back into place, and the screen is smaller but sharper and rumble is annoying anyways

regular switch is a heavy yet fragile awkward square brick in comparison

No. 700506

>>699567
Get a regular switch and buy some decals or a case for it. At least if your controllers start to drift on a regular switch you can just send off the controllers (would still have to spend money on a pro controller to continue playing in the meantime), but if your switch lite starts to drift you got to send the whole damn thing in and you're left switchless for however long it takes them to fix it.

I had the red/blue controller switch before I sold it off so I could buy the animal crossing one. The animal crossing one is the cutest one imo, but before it came out I almost bought decals for my switch lol. Lots of cute ones on etsy/aliexpress!

No. 700512

>>700359
ok grandpa

No. 700549

>>700336
If you're not frightened of other types of spider, just the big house and cardinal spiders, then you can help keep the big ones out by encouraging other types of spider to live with you. I live in a farmhouse that had been abandoned for years and massive spiders were a problem until I started being less zealous about cleaning and leaving the cellar spiders alone. Even though cellar spiders (you might know these as daddy long logs, they're grey with long thin legs and tiny bodies) are much smaller than tengenaria, they love to catch eat them.

No. 700600

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Are you faithful to your lolcow themes? I keep changing mine constantly. Up to yesterday, I was keekweek and now I am yotsuba.
I wish we had an orange theme a la crystal.cafe here and a photon one. I love grey themes

No. 700603

>>700506
all of the skins/decals are ugly unfortunately

No. 700604

Quarantine has me so fucking bored that after 6 years of being off drugs I randomly wanna do them again. I don't like pot, but I used to like psychedelics and still want to try DMT before I die tbh. Help anons, convince me this is a bad urge.

No. 700605

>>700600
Am I the only anon who keeps it on the basic lolcow theme, I keep forgetting to change it

No. 700606

>>700600
Jungle is all I need

No. 700608


No. 700610

>>700605
I keep it the same too, I grew so used to it, so I find weird to change it.

No. 700611

>>700484
you're wrong and you used the word comfy so you're doubly wrong.
haptic feedback isn't annoying. it's useful, maybe even necessary.

No. 700627

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Hmmm, I guess Paru really love Adam huh?

No. 700653

Just drank two cups of coffee. My shit 'bout to do a kickflip.

No. 700672

>>700549
Woah anon this may change my life, yeah those thin legged small body ones don't really scare me at all! Unless it's like on my face or something. I'll look into it!

Thank youu!

No. 700690

>>700425
I think it will only be for a few days(and I should avoid sunlight altogether). But my ophthalmologist told me in general that I should use screens less because it makes my eyes dry.

I don't exactly remember the name of the procedure, but it's non-evasive(meaning only laser is used and nothing else) and that the main part of the procedure is 10 minutes max. I'm going to do a last eye-check up, take some sadative drug and then do the procedure. I was told there's a possibility that I'm going to need painkillers for 2-3 days but that's not necessarily bound to happen. I'll also need to wear some sort of cooling mask on my eyes and take drops for a while afterwards but it will be clarified further when I get there.

The whole thing is in a few hours for me and I thought of answering with what I know before then. Sorry if I wasn't very helpful.

No. 700710

I’m getting oral surgery for my 4 wisdom teeth in a week to take advantage of the insurance that’s left over for this year but I didn’t expect it to happen so early so I’m freaking out. I already cried about the thought of being knocked out with anesthesia but now I just want to get it over with so I can recover. Doctors freak me out and I’ve never had any type of surgery or procedure done

No. 700714

>>700710
You could always see if they could just numb your mouth instead of getting anesthesia? Like how they numb it when you get a filling for cavities. I had that done instead of anesthesia and it went smoothly, it didn't hurt at all, just some minor pressure.

No. 700721

>>700710
dw anon! i had the same surgery 4 years ago because i have a big fear of dentists. the worst part of the entire experience was the anesthesia doctor asking me if i was adopted after seeing me w my mother.

No. 700728

>>700714
Tbh I’d rather be knocked out instead of dealing with getting 4 teeth removed and listening to them cut and pull my teeth for an hour, that sounds more traumatizing. The doctor said it’s best that way because mine are also growing in weird and close to a nerve. It’s not even like I’m scared of the pain I’m just worried of something going wrong and not knowing what’s happening whilst I’m put under.
>>700721
Thank you, I know it’s realistically going to be fine and I have high pain tolerance anyway. It’ll surely be an experience

No. 700741

I be lookin' back at posts I made on here like "do I really sound like this? oh wow"

No. 700755

>>700741
Whenever I make a post, it takes effort to recognize it as mine even after just a minute. This is because I always code-switch to imageboard speak when posting, I don't talk like this irl. So my post reads to me just like any other anon post because that's what I'm going for. Pretty sure I even replied to my own old posts at least once when I was high.

No. 700759

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>>700409
underrated post

No. 700762

Idk if there are multiple yakuza anons here or just one who's a huge fan but I love you. Makes my day every time I see my husbandos being posted in random threads.

No. 700763

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>>700762

luv u 2 bb

No. 700828

i just remembered that, when I was in my early teenage years before I knew how to cook, my dumbass used nacho cheese when making baked macaroni. I only did it for a year and I don't know why my mom thought it was a good idea to tell me to do that. Probably the most American thing I've ever done. If I could talk to myself during that time I would spit on her for that.

No. 700854

Why does every "conventional" or "cute" guy posted, whether it's on lc or any other site, look so ugly to me? They're on par with guys in the unconventional thread. Am I just gay or does everyone have shit taste?

No. 700860

>>700854
Probably both.

No. 700863

Euro anons have talked about how Hershey's chocolate tastes bad/like vomit, and it must have influenced me because I (burger) never thought that, but just ate a Hershey's kiss and what do you know…. tastes gross in a vomit-y kind of way. I hate you guys.

No. 700864

Gyoza and caesar salad for breakfast because idk it just sounded good

No. 700868

is it just me or is the "get it off your chest" thread kinda pointless? I get it's so you can vent without people replying, but anons still reply anyway so what's the difference. Maybe the rules should actually be added to the op next thread

No. 700877

>>700868
I think it’s a great concept honestly, but anons use it wrong/don’t follow the rules. It does say so in the OP, but again, anons can’t read kek. It’s really annoying, but what can you do.

No. 700890

Browsing with the jungle theme just to see what all the fuss is about and I gotta be honest it's starting to grow on me

No. 700904

The people shaming Belle Delphine for being tall in her thread makes me sad because I’m also tall

No. 700905

I have a really small instagram account with like 70 followers, and I don't know any of them irl but it quickly became such a tight knit group of people. One of them just gave me 20 houseplants that they propagated, and I've already sold out all of my art pieces and got three commissions this month. I must have stepped in something lucky and tracked it all over or something

No. 700908

>>700905
This deserves to be in the positivity thread, that's great!! Even selling your pieces, wow.

No. 700910

>>700905
Congratulations anon! You're living the life I want tbh, propagations and all. I hope you get more commissions!

No. 700913

>>700904
Lol, why would they care about height when she's hot

No. 700918

>>700904
i love tall girls, i wish i were taller

No. 700919

>>700904
How tall is she? (inb4 she's like 170cm)

No. 700920

>>700904
>>700913
i think they're only doing that cause it's a contrast to her loli persona and all the shoops she does, not because being tall is bad.

No. 700928

>>700919
5'6 which isn't even tall imo. i'm not a fan of belle but some anons act like all women over 5'3 look like the hulk

No. 700938

This falling snowflake effect is making me feel weirdly itchy

No. 700940

>>700928
Holy shit! I read anon's post and thought "she doesn't even look tall???" and there it is, she's a little above average. We live rent free in people's minds (not saying she's a good person, just that's not even a good point to make)

No. 700941

>>700928
That's so average, wtf. I know heights differ from region to region but London isn't exactly midgetland is it?

No. 700943

>>700920
Yeah, there’s the comments about that (and her uwu anime girl shtick is so stupid) but plenty just straight up calling her big and saying she looks like a tower like>>700928
said. Plus, is it such a bad thing for a tall woman to want to be cute and endearing? I’m not implying that you implied that but I’m general everytime a taller girl shows her softer side people just bodyshame the fuck out of them and treat them like men. I literally feel like a troon all day everyday. Waking up everyday and having to exist in my body is my own personal hell. Fuck my life.

No. 700944

what do people mean when they say a certain band or public figure or like youtuber or whatever 'saved their life'? I feel like if you're suicidal watching Tana Mongeau's story time or whatever isn't going to fix that and if some random youtuber or celebrity or whatever 'saved your life' you probably were not actually going to kill yourself ever? Idk I really just don't understand what people mean when they say that.

No. 700946

I'm nearly 6' tall and I've never felt like it holds me back from dressing in any certain way. The only thing I don't do is wear capris because they look like I'm trying to wear someone else's full-length pants. Don't let anonymous people on a website meant for being mean make you feel bad, because that's just weird.

No. 700947

>>700944
i think it just means they helped them get through suicidal periods. i can say the same about several bands. when feeling like shit and questioning my existence/life, i could just put on their music and get lost in that and relate to it rather than doing anything drastic.

No. 700948

>>700943
>Plus, is it such a bad thing for a tall woman to want to be cute and endearing?
Not wrong or bad, but ngl I do think it looks a bit off when a tall woman tries to pull of the cute/kawaii look. Like with height the bonestructure automatically becomes more masculine-leaning despite being female that doesn't work with that aesthetic. I'm on the taller side myself (175 cm/5'9) btw and I love my height so no shame.

But Belle Delphine is most definitely not the defintion of tall, anyone saying that is delusional.

No. 700949

>>700946
What is a normal and sane person like you doing here

No. 700950

>>700944
I think it means that they got enough courage/strength from their songs or video's or whatever to keep going for a little while longer and that eventually led to recovery. It doesn't fix the problems but it can hold off killing oneself.

No. 700951

>>700944
I think it’s just a cope and maybe even a sign that they’re still struggling or haven’t fully processed their depression. The one person that saves you long term is yourself; even in your own life people can only do so much to help. Inability to take credit for that is a problem.

Of course things can make you feel happy in the depths of depression but that’s different to saying it saved your life.

No. 700952

>>700946
>website meant for being mean
idk if this argument works because there are things that are never made fun of/have immunity

No. 700954

I sent a silly picture of my boyfriend and rabbit in the kitchen to my family groupchat, and my mom texted me separately saying, "I see a lot of booze on the counter…I know you're of age, but hope you aren't drinking too much…limit and control urself..whatever you tell me I'll trust u just don't break that trust (which ?????)…Hope ur not doing drugs either.." like why the fuck are parents like this. I've literally never had issues with drinking or drugs. I told her we were making eggnog because we were. It just makes me not want to share things with them bc they always flip over nothing and it's fucking annoying.

No. 700955

I was going to thank the mods for banning the driver poster but after what they pulled I now support Adam goblin man Driver and the anons who post him.

No. 700956

>>700904
She’s not particularly tall but I don’t understand why real-life uwu kawaii anime girls are supposed to be short? Anime girls often have super long legs which are rarer among short girls. I get that taller girls are more likely to have a wider bone structure (Belle’s looks narrow though) but I don’t think short automatically means suiting this aesthetic. Short people can look dumpy as hell even at low weights. It’s all genetic lottery, more than just height, which is what makes the gatekeeping stupid.

No. 700958

>>700955
What did they pull? I didn't mind any of the Driver anons, they're delusional as fuck to think he's hot, but I thought the driver posting was funny.

No. 700965

>>700956
It’s funny, everyone gets so weirdly defensive the moment someone says they’re short, even if it pertains to the conversation. So many very insecure people here.

>>700904
Don’t feel bad anon. I’m sure you are lovely. People here will take any one single trait on a person, and tear them to spreads for it (especially if they are actually jealous of said person).That’s what low self-esteem will do.

No. 700973

>>700904
Try not to take everything anons on here too seriously. ESPECIALLY on that garbage thread.

No. 700976

>>700973
>>700965
But there’s literally no reason they would make fun of someone for that if it wasn’t something that’s unattractive tho???

No. 700980

>>700955
>>700958
I second the question

No. 700985

>>700976
As another anon said before, they're making fun of it in the context of her loli image/aesthetic. Being tall (which she isn't imo) and that aesthetic don't go together. No one said tall women are unattractive for their height.

In fact I'd argue that tallness has always been considered more attractive and desirable on a women than shortness is, in the West at least. It genuinely shocks me how often I see anons here crying about not being smol uwu babies. Although a lot of anons here are probably influenced by tiny Japanese girls in kawaii clothing and have a complex about their height as a result of it.

No. 700986

>>700965
I’m >>700956 and I don’t understand your reply, anon.

No. 700990

>>700985
Isn't tallness also desirable in East Asia? I thought most people were short, so they admire (for lack of a better word) tall people because it's not as common. I know that's a thing in Korea, so I assumed neighboring countries might be the same.

No. 700992

>>700990
Samefag, nevermind I'm stupid. I misunderstood the post.

No. 701007

I'm finally going down the milky rabbit hole that is Chris Chan and wow is it a lot to take in. Someone on youtube has made a like 40~ part docuseries on youtube detailing all of his shenanigans. So far I'm up to the part where he fucks his PS3… where has this cow been all my life I'm so mortified and can't look away.

No. 701009

>>701007
>So far I'm up to the part where he fucks his PS3…
he did what?

No. 701013

>>701009
Watch from 0:40 on if you dare

No. 701019

>>700990
nta but Japanese standards of beauty, for women at least, seems to be based on looking youthful (like that weird yaeba trend), and I guess people associate that with a shorter height even though younger people can also be tall, but maybe not as often as adults? I'm no weeb expert so I could be wrong.

No. 701025

>>701007
>>701013
Genosamuel is a real one for this series. It's so in depth.
I'm all caught up myself, my bf & I watch every new episode as it comes out. It's been slow the past few months but the last episode had me rolling, especially at his Sensual Seduction dance. I'll attach the clip for prosperity

No. 701027

>>701025
he's not even on the beat, he just looks like hse's having a seizure!

No. 701030

Can someone who knows moonspeak translate what the creepy dude is saying to the streamer? It starts at 10:30

No. 701033

>>701030
damn, japanese men do this? i always assumed they were too timid for blatantly harassing someone when they're clearly busy
also according to chat he's asking how old she is and some other basic shit

No. 701038

>>701033
I mean, Japan famously has a stalking problem and I can sort of see how a socially retarded guy would interpret the nervous laughter as encouragement

No. 701043

at this point we need a thread solely dedicated for the actual, most retarded posts here

No. 701047

>>701043
There's a retarded shitpost thread though

No. 701049

>>701047
nah, I mean retarded anons, not shitposts.

No. 701055

>>701049
i made one
>>>/ot/701050

you mean like this, right?

No. 701059

>>701055
Oh yeah actually lol. I was half joking cause I feel like it would have some infighting but, thanks anon.

No. 701092

>>700672
Also another tip that I forgot to mention is put plastic spiders around your house. Spiders don't like being around other spiders, especially ones that are larger than they are so you can trick them into thinking that the house is already inhabited by big spiders and they will leave.

No. 701155

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This is Kylie jenner's make up artist and it's just odd how everyone wants these bodies, they don't look good on man, trans and it very rarely looks good on women.
I guess it's better when it's subtle.

No. 701157

>>701092
this is hilarious, i've never heard of it but that's kind of cute

No. 701164

ive been waiting in the ER for 2 hours with crackheads and i kind of want to just go home and let the appendicitis kill me

No. 701165

>>701155
is anyone actually into this look, especially on men? wtf homos

No. 701169

>>701155
He looks like he judges the hell out of women 24/7

No. 701170

>>701165
yeah, I've heard gay men who get this work done say that a lot of masculine gay men are into it and DL men.
TBH, I think men just want to fuck these men, not settle down with them, but I have seen 2 build a body gay dudes get together.

No. 701172

>>701155
I imagine they don’t look good outside of specific poses.

Reposting to add I mean ‘good’ in terms of that aesthetic. And what’s the point in having so much work done if it only looks good from certain angles? If I had surgery I’d want to look amazing whatever way you looked at me.

No. 701173

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>>701169
yeah look at these eyes

No. 701178

>>701173
I’m confused… his body looks feminine (admittedly highly exaggerated), but he’s a gay man… but other gay men wouldn’t want to fuck someone who resembled a woman? Honestly I’m so fucking confused, I get thinking a cake face guy is cute but when he looks like Kylie Jenner, wouldn’t the average gay guy be turned off?

No. 701180

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>>701172
this is the best BBL or whatever they call the stomach, hip and ass surgery that I've seen. It looks good outside of poses and it looks natural to me. She's a smaller girl and it fits her body.

I think she got hers slightly before the huge hips, tiny legs and huge shelf asses were really popular. I'm with you if I get work done i want it to look good and natural.But I do think this guy is going for the bimbo gay dude look.

No. 701182

>>701155
It all makes sense now. Why do straight women always let gay men dictate their looks? Do they not realize these dudes don't actually want them to prosper, lmao?

No. 701183

>>701178
gay men sleep with trans/drag queens and very feminine men all the time. Somebody with a dick is fucking the James Charles and Jeffree Stars of the world, but I do think bisexual guys usually go for gay men like this,but I've seen a few gay black guys dating men like this.

No. 701233

>>701155
>>701173
God, that looks awful! I hope this trend dies soon. I'm betting all the retards that get these ugly surgeries are going to regret it when its not popular anymore.

>>701178
As long as they have a penis and butthole, I don't think they care.

No. 701247

>>700863
It hurts to be unplugged from the matrix but it's better to experience things the way they really are.
Sometimes I wonder if US anons hate the taste of their vomit less since they eat it for fun kek

No. 701276

>>700863
Imagine the disappointment I felt when trying it for the first time, confident that it would be super sweet because ‘Murica.

No. 701279

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>>698551
my wife is better

No. 701297

>>700863
i started ordering euro chocolate online recently and tbh kinda tastes the same to me

No. 701306

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>>700863
It is well known that American chocolate has nothing on uk/euro chocolate.

No. 701315

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I hate when artists do this, it feels so guilt trippy and manipulative.
I don't believe that artists shouldn't expect anything for their art, I understand wanting recognition and all of that, so I don't know if I'm being insensible for thinking that when artists post stuff like pic related, they are being too dramatic for attention.
I don't know, but stuff like this gives me the feeling that they don't enjoy doing art as much as they like getting attention. But I would like to know your opinions, I don't want to be a jerk for not understanding this.

No. 701322

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>>701279
An anon with fine tastes, I see. I've been replaying 4 because of special edition and I'm always deadlocked between Xiao Pai and Dolce.

No. 701326

Fun fact! It is mandatory to be a raging bitch in order to be hired at Zara!

No. 701328

>>701315
That’s the kind of shit that makes me unfollow people, clout chasers are fucking retarded and somehow the most delusional? Like their art isn’t amazing nor something that constantly makes you think wow! This is cool because they burn out themselves, but they feel like what they make is better than anything else. It’s annoying.

No. 701339

>>701315
But liking it suggests their followers, erm, like it? Aside from a few friends, basically no one would throw you a pity like? Why are people so dumb and manipulative. If people really hated it, they wouldn’t interact at all.

No. 701350

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>>701322
I kind of like the Rune Factory bachelors this time around

No. 701360

Hypothetical question: what would you do if you found out your boyfriend was into or fetishised women of another race? I.e. he's white but he watches Asian porn or is weirdly into Asians. Would you break up with him?

No. 701364

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Pissed there's little fanart of this man. Why does everyone like Chris more

No. 701370

>>701360
I don't date guys who watch porn (and yes I have broken up over it) in the first place. It's cheating and I won't allow myself to be pressured or bullied into believing it's not like a good little doormat.

No. 701378

>>701370
Seconded and have had similar experiences with exes.

No. 701380

>>701360
I wouldn't break up with him, it would be hypocritical from my side.
But, if we were from different races (Or ethnicities, I don't know what I count as exactly), and he had a fetish for my race or something, I would be okay with it as long as it isn't the only reason he is with me.

No. 701384

>>701315
I immediately unfollow people like this, even if I love their art lmao

No. 701386

>>701360
Break up with him. If he fetishised a different race to mine, I would feel like I was lacking something important to him (even if i considered it gross). Yet if he fetishised my race, I would feel strange, like he reduces me down to that or we wouldn’t be together otherwise. I’ve had bfs like that in the past and though they’ve only said weak shit like calling me ‘exotic’, just gives me the ick

No. 701389

when i was a naive pickemeisha i once asked my exbf which tags he used to look for when he wanted to watch porn. he said "vanilla". at that time i didn't know what that meant. years later he posted on a forum his results of a bdsm test that was popular some time ago. we dated for almost 3 years but i had no ideia he used to be a pornsick coomers who's into every kind of disgusting porn.

No. 701399

>>701007
>mfw I realize I've been on the internet long enough to witness a generation of people who heard of Chris-chan through GenoSamuel's docuseries and not following his life on first Encyclopedia Dramatica and later Sonichu.com
Jesus where did the time go. It was just yesterday when his JULAAY video leaked.

No. 701400

>>701350
hot bara catboy pls be my bf

No. 701421

I love it when there's a giant clusterfuck of infighting happening with eleven new takes every minute and three differet mini-fights happening at once but then there's this one anon who's just like "Wait guys mods are going to ban us all, shut up" and everything just immediately stops. Reminds me of school when the teacher went out for a minute and of course chaos ensues, and then we suddenly heard heels clicking or keys jingling kek.

No. 701424

>>701421
I honestly don't think it was that message that stopped them since there were still some people trying to fight after that. I think they just got banned lol. Go check out /meta/ if you want a laugh.

No. 701428

it's 1:18 and I can't sleep. If any fellow Euro-anons are here, why are you still awake?

No. 701430

>>701428
My sleep routine is fucked, what about you anon?

No. 701438

>>701428
I drank Monster and don't react well (or too well?) on caffeine at all.

No. 701457

why do nonnies act crazier near the holidays

No. 701469

>>701457
Same reason why drivers, shoppers, & everyone else does I s'pose

No. 701476

>>701438
Diff anon but the caffeine in Monster hits so different to the caffeine in coffee. I can drink coffee all day (most days I do) and sleep just fine but monster keeps me up

No. 701482

>>701428
I'm still awake because my friend is playing DS1 for the first time and he's streaming it for me to watch. He's currently stuck at the Anor Londo archers…hoping he gives up soon tbh because I'm getting tired now

No. 701484

can't you tell him the trick to killing off the right archer 95% of the time? You know, run toward him, have him pull out sword, ran back to where you came from and watch the retard suicide himself of the roof.

No. 701485

>>701484
meant for >>701482 but my phone is retarded

No. 701495

Worked soooo much this month cause I work retail so I treated myself today and went to the mall, bought some navel jewelry, a body shop body butter, nice gold hoops, a big scrunchie and a Mugler Angel giftset!! Merry Christmas to me after the 9th month of pandemic retail hell!

No. 701504

There are some Anons here with particular typing styles I've noticed and they seem to hang around the same boards. Has anyone else caught this?

No. 701515

>>701504
Too many anons type similarly to me (or maybe it's just one, who knows?) for me to be able to tell the difference.

No. 701516

My period is late and I don't have any of my usual presmenstrual symptoms either. Glad to be single and sexless. I would otherwise be spending xmas/ending 2020 with a pregnancy scare lol

No. 701525

>>701504
>that one anon who types in a haiku format (tho she stopped recently)
>that one anon who never adds space after commas
>that one anon who always adds space after apostrophes
and finally
>that one anon who adds extra letters to emphasize a word (like thiiiiis)

No. 701535

>>701428
Honestly? Excited for christmas eve, I even made a playlist!

No. 701545

>>701525
I am not described here. I am relieved to know my cover has yet to be blown.

No. 701548

>>701504
>>701525
>Worse vs worst anon
>&nons

No. 701552

Just realized I look like H.P. Lovecraft lmao unfortunate

No. 701559

>>701552
Do you have a cat?

No. 701561

>>701559
Every time I look up his cat’s name my sides are shoot into orbit

No. 701563

>>701559
Is the cat black, by chance?

No. 701566

>>701561
Had to google it and well shit, I was not expecting that. idk if I should laugh but… lmao

No. 701570

>>701561
Wasn't he incredibly racist? I shouldn't have been surprised tbh

No. 701571

>>701559
kek there is actually a stray black cat in my neighborhood that comes and visits me so I guess it's open to being named…

No. 701595

>>701571
Cancelled

No. 701601

>>701561
>>701566
just googled it and it gave me a good kek

No. 701605

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>>701552
Holy shit he looks like babivampire… I'm sorry anon..

No. 701606

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>>701339
They are too ungrateful to care, they just want pity points.

No. 701614

>>701605
Maybe she's posting again & op is actually her

No. 701616

>>701559
Anon says she looks like H.P. Lovecraft and anons immediately come in asking if she has a cat
meme magic truly is real

No. 701621

>>701616
Thanks for the laugh homie I'm posting you in the other thread

No. 701633

Ew the audacity of my rebound from this spring texting me on Christmas Eve eve…I was so happy when he said he never wanted to speak to me again, but men always be lying.

No. 701649

I just propagated my plants and turned two cacti and a cane plant into 19 baby pots. I now live in a jungle.

No. 701650

>>701633
My ex from over a decade ago likes to send me a happy new years message some years to scope out if I'm single again. We dated for like 2 months when I was 18 and we never even fucked, nothing worth clinging to

They do get weird this time of year

No. 701652

Remember ladies if you ever feel unattractive there will always bea butch lesbian that thinks you're hot as hell.

No. 701662

Sometimes I get a huge rush of anxiety that only lasts for a moment, and it feels like I can feel the horridness that someone else is feeling, but only when I look at their situation from my viewpoint. It's like for a second, I can put myself so vividly into what I perceive to be someone's life, and it makes me feel awful because I couldn't imagine how I'd fix their lives. Or how I'd never be able to fall asleep if I were suddenly them, and how their every bad decision would keep me awake. Like I can see someone in a shitty relationship and get this horrific pang of anxiety when I accidentally think about what it must be like to try and fall asleep as that person next to their awful S/O. I just can't imagine how some people live so terribly, complain so publicly and yet act so relaxed/sleep well/have an appetite. I would cope so poorly my body would probably give up in the process.

No. 701668

just learned koi can get herpes which kills them most of the time…my babys…my stupid children…don't share bottles or cups…..i don't want you to die…..

No. 701672

>>701652
This is bizarrely uplifting, and I am not even gay

No. 701676

>>701633
The guy I dated for 5 months 2 years ago still texts me every 3-6 months without fail, this was the longest I had heard from him and then he struck on Christmas Eve eve!! What is it with today and men!!

No. 701677

>>701668
Herpes from who? Did they make it and pass it to humans, like how Koalas (disgusting, retarded beasts jk) made chlamydia and gave it to us?

Speaking of which, how do animal stds even get passed on to humans anyway. Gonorrhea came from cows, syphilis is from some kind of farm animal. What cavepeopleit was probably a caveman tbh thousands of years ago thought it was okay to fuck animals

Sorry for my retarded post, I'm just genuinely curious how fish get herpes

No. 701690

>>701677
some scrotes like to fuck fish but idk if a fish can live through that

actually strange rumors about tom cruise being a fishfucker circulating rn

No. 701693

>>701690
sounds like another bout of enty fanfiction making the rounds but it's pretty funny, way better than the other shit tier fanfic blinds this year

No. 701730

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i tried the orange theme bec i wanted a cozy warm theme. then i scroll up and see this putin looking dude "eww that's a man"

No. 701734

>>701730
He's called Testoviron

No. 701762

terf

No. 701763

>>701762
nice, so i wasnt just dreaming it was redtexted now

No. 701920

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people who gossip about meghan markle are sooo annoying because they don't talk about anything milky, all they do is nitpick her every move and focus on the most irrelevant things. i'm sure there must be some milk about her (maybe related to her tv-industry days?), but it gets lost in the sea of nonsense. i just know that these bitches project onto kate middleton, which is why they are so salty.

No. 701926

i haven't seen it happen recently but it's been on my mind, something about the way people would get legitimately angry over self-inserts rubs me the wrong way. i don't mean simply disliking them or thinking it's cringy, i get that. i mean the people who were obsessive about them/constantly starting drama over them like with giant call out posts, screeching about "muh sluts" every time someone wanted to fuck a character or give their self-insert a miniskirt, and in some cases harassing literal 10 year olds. it's just bizarre tbh and seems a little irrational to me. also those tumblr blogs and IG accounts dedicated to bad ocs made me feel guilty cause i kind of like some of the outfits those characters wore (mostly the goff ones.) i didn't get the big deal with some of those designs besides the bad art or over the top ones.

No. 701975

File: 1608828509715.gif (77.53 KB, 130x150, holidaydoll1.gif)

Recommend me movie series to bingewatch during Christmas plz? Anything goes, I rarely watch movies so I've not seen 90% of what everyone has already seen and have no clue what's good or anything. I just want something that lasts multiple movies. I do like fantasy/action/sci-fi and that kind of stuff.

No. 701977

Fucking off and ripping the dab pen at my desk job because its Xmas eve and I am spiraling. Listening to sad bitch music and posting on here is therapeutic tbh.

No. 701980

File: 1608829014744.gif (9.66 KB, 90x90, 1605748128780.gif)

>>701977
Do it and be free

No. 702002

My dad is 5’10, mom 5’6 yet somehow still I’m shorter than both parents at 5'2, like literally how does that even work

No. 702010

>>702002
Your grandparents are short maybe

No. 702013

>>702010
No there average, I'm the shortest adult in my extended family, I know some anons or nlogirls do that "tee hee I'm so short and smol" routine but it sucks being short, no one questions my age but many people do make a lot of assumptions about me, they see me as being inheritly being sorta weak or immature

No. 702015

>>702013
Height is weird anon, now that I think about it my mom and dad were both same height (5'7"), but both my brothers are 6ft or a little over. I'm 5'5"-5'6" and our grandparents on both sides are short too, same height as me but now shorter because they're old.

Don't fret anon, if anyone is immature it would be the ones making assumptions smh

No. 702017

>>702016
That’s hilarious, I do it too. I think lots of people do that kind of stuff. Let’s out pent-up aggression.

No. 702018

File: 1608832270518.jpg (24.66 KB, 600x405, BptVE1JIEAAA3dT.jpg)

Creating fake argument scenarios in the shower is such a double edged sword cause, win I win the fake fight I feel like the baddest bitch in America, but then I feel extremely annoyed that I was even in an argument that I made myself be in in the first place. Like, I don't like to argue. It literally makes me feel like I was in an actual fight

>>702002
I relate to this as someone whos midget tier 4'11". My dad's short, but so is my mom and grandad. My grandmas average so I'm a lil salty I could've been taller if she married a taller man lmaooo

No. 702021

>>702018
I do not relate to this as someone who sings in the shower.

No. 702022

>>702018
>>702015
I guess in consolation I am pretty Strong, I do rock climbing and lift weights and so have decently sized biceps

No. 702023

>>701677
A lot of diseases transferred from animals to humans as a result of humans eating improperly prepared meat. How it transfers to the genitalia though I don’t know. Maybe unhygienic coomers masturbating after handling raw meat.

No. 702039

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I’m selling shit off eBay and this happened even though I said that price is firm

No. 702040

I'm sick of people trying to fuck with classic foods. No, the baked macaroni does not need bell peppers and cinnamon in it. It's not macaroni salad. Pls leave it alone.

No. 702041

>>702040
this is my first time hearing of macaroni baked

No. 702042

>>702039
Messages in which people unironically use uwu always sound so passive aggressive. Please dodge that bullet, anon, that person would probably kill you.

No. 702047

File: 1608838975768.jpg (100.79 KB, 768x1155, 53cdd51f486c688e110a03dd7e2013…)

>>702041
Baked macaroni and cheese is superior. The crispy cheese on top is amazing, and the day after it's cooked is when it tastes the best. Where are you from anon? If there are any soul food restaurants where you live then pls go get a plate.

No. 702083

>>702047
It does look very tasty, I'll have to try it when I get the chance. I looked soul food up because this is my first time hearing about it, I guess I wasn't familiar with it because I'm from West Europe.

No. 702088

>>702047
You post the mac without the cornbread? Anon shame on you no more pumpkin pie for you. Jokes aside this looks delicious, hurts extra hard without the family this year.

No. 702096

The wall memes never bother me because I was never considered attractive when I was young either so I dont know what exactly I'm missing. I really dont feel any difference now at 31 than I did at 18.

No. 702115

Have any of you cried in front of a cop? I almost did last night because I was quite literally having a nervous breakdown about my life and speeding without realizing it and out of nowhere I see flashing lights behind me. He was pretty chill and let me go but I was about to lose it ngl.

No. 702129

File: 1608847033838.jpg (24.65 KB, 567x525, sad chiwa.jpg)

>draw every since I was 13
>used to draw lots of girls
>stop after a year due to drawing insecurity and lack of spark
>want to get back into drawing years later
>want to draw cute anime boys
>can't
>mfw

No. 702132

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If I lived alone (or just with my boyfriend) I'd probably really like Christmas, but as is, I just find it kind of annoying.
I don't like parties and there's just so much to organize, prepare, cook, arrange. I also highly dislike gatherings with long interactions, I tire easily, even if I do love my family very dearly.
My ideal Christmas would be me, my cat, my boyfriend, any type of meat, some side dishes, old christmas music.
The to finish off the night, some nice movies and cuddling, bought Christmas cookies (especially gingerbread!) and a little alcohol (wine or eggnog).
Someday
halloween is better anyway

No. 702147

>>701975
Matrix trilogy.

No. 702163

>>702115
No, I hate crying in front of people, especially strangers. I have cried in front of vets, doctors and on the bus, though lol

No. 702177

I love shortbread cookies so much

No. 702181

merry christmas fellow british farmers

No. 702185

Every time I have a particularly retarded thought I have to share it on lolcow. It feels so good, like letting out a fart.

No. 702186

So started feeling Covid symptoms out of nowhere. Fun.

No. 702194

I got UTI for xmas

No. 702196

>>702194
Merry Pissmas

No. 702197

>>702181
A very Merry Christmas to you too - I hope everyone has a really lovely holiday !!

No. 702209

File: 1608862785553.png (150.64 KB, 449x449, Illustration.png)

made in honor of the anon that looks like H.P. Lovecraft merry christmas sweetie

No. 702212

>>702209
Aw this is so sweet! If I was Lovecraft anon I'd be so happy and honored

No. 702213

wtf i was subbed to Nothernlion and hadn't watched him in a while ,I had no idea he was a dad now, wow. thats amazing

No. 702218

>>702209
Merry Christmas to h.p. lovecraft's beautiful cat- uhh.. oh, darn, what was that cats name!

No. 702222

>>702218
Niggerman

This is lolcow not twitter where this lame, normie-tier joke is only vaguely funny because they can't say it. It's not funny here.

No. 702229

>>702222
Calm down bitch it's Christmas

No. 702233

>eat 1 onion
>12 hours latter pussy smells like onion
this is not fair. I can't eat anything with onion or garlic in it

No. 702234

>>702222
It's still funny

No. 702239

i hand sewn a 25 yd skirt for an old friend about a decade ago, and around that same time i knit a dr who scarf for their friend that ended up being 24ft long and 1 ft wide. i wasnt on crack but i p should have been

No. 702240

File: 1608867448477.png (122.66 KB, 300x300, Once-ler.png)

can't believe some people really think drag Lady Gaga is hot. She looked like the onceler

No. 702246

>>702233
Or, you can. Garlic and onion smell good and people like food. kek

No. 702247

File: 1608869807657.jpg (34.11 KB, 598x327, ARHaZgV.jpg)

>>696897
kinda want some intimacy, my fantasies aint doing it anymore. but like i feel uncomfortable being embraced by ppl bc i feel like i'm repulsive lelleleleelelllelel. plus my virgin ass is a recluse

No. 702249

File: 1608870437409.jpg (54.87 KB, 469x317, baf.jpg)

>>702247
good luck

No. 702251

>>702246
>garlic smells good
No the fuck it doesn't anon.


Onion has a nice smell, but it's not anything a person should smell like.

No. 702258

File: 1608872736727.jpeg (235.81 KB, 1186x1600, ABC3DAF9-2B1D-4FF5-BF01-8E2CB6…)

Another anon posted about Freddy my love talking shit a few days ago and I watched one of her videos thinking it would just be a hate watch because I dislike this kind of “classy” style but I have watched like 30 of her videos since and I have some sort of parasocial straight girl crush on her now kms
Inb4 I’m not straight I know that I’m only mostly straight but the only girl I have ever been really into before was Devon Aoki so this is a bit of a shock to the ol system

No. 702259

File: 1608873038911.jpg (53.94 KB, 828x669, eac9c6aef026b7a5075517fe6f4f0b…)

I just want to settle in one fucking personality but im too indecisive about who I want to be why is my brain like this!!!

(yes im an autistic tard there's no real me)

No. 702260

>>702246
>t. bad breath

No. 702263

>>702258
Link to the thread of anon talking shit about a cute girl?

No. 702264

File: 1608874071765.jpeg (239.36 KB, 750x734, 0EC3BB84-B4C7-42AE-91E8-A8D5AA…)

Merry Chrysler nonnies

No. 702265

>>702264
fleece navy dad!

No. 702268


No. 702269

>>702259
>>702268
once you realize personality is more than highschool/internet tropes you begin your road to finding your true self,

real shit, get over it, its way more than one small label, be okay with your own thoughts and needs, its not supposed to fit into one category.

No. 702270

File: 1608875050946.gif (1.57 MB, 500x368, 1606144248118.gif)

I wanna have a Christmas drink but I know that if I get tipsy/drunk I will get very horny and my bf is not here and it wouldn't be the same as just getting off by myself

No. 702276

>>702270
What kind of Christmas drink? I picked up some apple cider whiskey and it tastes like dumpster ass. The ID check was embarrassing

No. 702279

>>702185
Me too, I realized being anon gives me more power than I can handle, so I try to hold it back now.

No. 702283

>>702276
Flavored hard seltzer. Not a festive drink, i just calledit Christmas drink cause it's a drink i would be having on Christmas lol

No. 702291

File: 1608879451310.png (628.28 KB, 1280x715, Illustration2.png)

>>702222
you want one too anon? i made one just for you

No. 702292

>>702185
Yeah there's some things here I haven't shared in the same capacity anywhere else because, you know, anonymity.

No. 702306

File: 1608882258417.jpeg (67.73 KB, 750x730, 2A0F1DEC-B345-4242-BE79-59ABE9…)

merry christmas, i love you bitches and look forward to another year of bickering with you all <3

No. 702310

>>702291
Please anon, do one of these for a of the famous anons like finnanon, discharge-chan, victorian anon etcetc

No. 702316

this video made me cry

No. 702322

MERRY CHRISTMAS
HOPE YOU ARE ALL WELL AND MANAGED TO STAY HOME AND CELEBRATE A LITTLE BIT
I AM CURRENTLY ON CRUISE CONTROL, BABY
HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME

No. 702324

File: 1608886588613.jpg (811.81 KB, 3600x1800, 19263618.jpg)

Merry Christmas anons! We manage to survive in this year. Goodluck at 2021

No. 702325

i started my period on christmas

is this some kind of sign. good luck maybe?

No. 702329

>>702325
S-Shayna?

No. 702332

File: 1608890612084.jpeg (112.42 KB, 750x499, 3F5692F1-B527-4B9A-9968-AB02D4…)

I love fat pigs

No. 702334

File: 1608891009701.jpg (273.16 KB, 952x697, Screenshot_11.jpg)

>>702332
I love them too, they are so cute. Here's a fluffy one

No. 702338

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>>702334
I love u anon merry christmas <3

No. 702343

>>702332
you'd love me then

No. 702347

File: 1608892613675.jpeg (205.88 KB, 577x577, 44129DE0-D5AB-4BCE-93FC-FE709A…)

>>702343
If you’re fluffy and have a snout then yes i love u anon

No. 702349

I kept trying to dye my hair red but I couldn't get the right shade, so I decided to dye it dark brown. the dark brown box dyes didn't look dark enough so I used one called "soft black" that looked dark brown on the box. cue my shock when it turned out black. I'm pale and now I look super goff, can't decide if I like it or not lol.

No. 702351

>dumb program on tv about old celebrity gossip
>dad says it's for dumb ditzy women because they're the only ones who care about celebrities' lives
>program mentions yoko ono and john lennon
>"hey dad you were a fan of the beatles, what did you think about them"
>5 minute rant on their relationship

No. 702403

>>702351
It’s only gossip when women do it. When men do it they call it a discussion of social events.

No. 702448

File: 1608902032042.jpg (64.07 KB, 640x960, Sweet-Potato-Pie-Picture.jpg)

PLEASE for the love of god make sure you remove the strings from your sweet potato pie this Christmas.

No. 702456

I'm so fucking bored I'm about to download TikTok.

No. 702462

I’m pissed at myself for gaining so much weight over the pandemic but I realized that I’m incredibly lucky that I had access to enough food to gain weight while there are people out there losing weight because they don’t have money for food… now I’m just sad all around.

No. 702471

when i'm in my deathbed and am a little granny with alzheimers i want somebody to play this so i can feel the unique feeling of nostalgiashame one last time before i die and go to hell for being a cringe retard

No. 702500

File: 1608911099829.jpg (99.33 KB, 307x732, processing.JPG)

I want to go back create a twitter art account why I am like this

No. 702501

I have reverted back to visiting /snow/ more than /ot/ at this point after not going on /snow/ for years, this board’s quality is really in the dump now.

No. 702506


No. 702508

>>702501
Why anon?

No. 702521

Does anyone else sometimes click on an image in recent images just to see it's context

No. 702522

>>702521
all the time, anon

No. 702524

seems like all celebrities are pants-on-head retarded. do you need a lobotomy in order to become famous or something?

No. 702528

>>702501
>this board’s quality is really in the dump now
Every board is.

No. 702531

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This was the only thing I posted regarding Christmas to my social media and I can't stop laughing

No. 702538

>>702531
Please excuse me for sounding underage but
is this that video? with the jar?

No. 702546

>>702538
nta and yeah it is. Hilarious, merry christmas to you.

No. 702554

I'm done with the Artist Salt Thread. I realize that most of the Anon doesn't understand how the art industry work

No. 702566

Not a vent, just sad.
Two weeks ago my grandma had to be put into the ICU, she was supposed to go home on the 23rd, but she went into kidney failure that day and has gone completely unresponsive. She went downhill so quickly, I live abroad so I had to call my mom and be put on speaker to say goodbye and that I loved her.
I can't talk to anyone about this because it's Christmas and I don't want to ruin theirs with my sadness. I'm sorry for anyone who does get sad reading this.
Merry Christmas anons. I love you guys.

No. 702568

>>702332
growing up my family had a pet pig that we thought would stay miniature but she didnt and she was a big gorl. we built a little house for her outside and she would walk up to a private school we had behind our house and was a local celeb there. she was featured in their yearbooks and whatnot. theyre really sweet animals lol

she also would chase after tennis balls and bark like a dog. it was great

No. 702599

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I responded unironically to a copypasta without realizing it and im embarrassed
>>702531
queen
>>702456
I downloaded TikTok and had to delete it last night because I literally spent hours scrolling. It’s too addictive anon..

No. 702606

File: 1608921408750.jpeg (117.25 KB, 1020x731, 1607442374987.jpeg)

>>702599
you have to be 18 to post here

No. 702615

>>702568
I wish I could meet your pet pig, she sounds so wholesome and sweet

No. 702617

File: 1608922195392.jpeg (65.34 KB, 500x500, 691CDC8B-31BC-46F1-B45D-4574B8…)

All I want for Christmas is being able to bake and decorate a cute Christmas cake to share with my Bff while we watch shitty Christmas movies and talk shit about them as we cuddle and drink hot cocoa, maybe with a few kisses on the cheek every once in a while and holding hands too. Why do I love her so much.

No. 702620

what's with all the kiddies (and sometimes even legal adults) putting "minor" in their bios instead of their actual age? 17 is not the same as 13. back in my day we used to hide our age or even flat out lie to seem older. now everyone wants to seem younger? wtf.

No. 702624

>>702620
they're oversharing attention whores

No. 702635

>>702620
They have a weird obsession with remaining and being perceived as innocent and pure and being a minor is almost like a status symbol to them. It's like the new way of rebelling is doing the exact opposite of rebelling.

No. 702636

File: 1608924226062.jpg (618.12 KB, 1080x2220, Screenshot_20201225-142140_Chr…)

What the fuck is this awful advertisement I got on FB.

No. 702645

How old are you vs how old do you feel?

I'll start. I'm 24 but I don't feel a day over 18. I haven't hit any life milestones besides graduating college and I have no established friend groups or a romantic partner. I feel like I'm never meant to have any responsibilities and I mentally just feel young. It probably has to do with the fact that I never really had a high school experience due to anxiety and strict parents. I didn't do shit in college either.

No. 702651

Just wanted to ask, what's a pick me? A person that's an attention hog or something?

No. 702655

>>702651
iirc it's women who try too hard to suck up to men, usually by bashing other women

No. 702674

>>702651
"I'm not like the other women", basically.

No. 702682

>>702645
19, and probably still somewhere around 13~14 (even if it feels kinda wrong to type it out like this). I even remember some weeks ago when I went for groceries and drove past some really 2008ish emo looking girl around 16 or so and thinking "I hope I get to look like her when I'm her age" until I realized I'm probably older than her kek. Don't know why, the past 5~6 years really just went by without me having any significant memories of anything at all, so I guess it's that.

No. 702698

>>702645
I’m 25 but I honestly feel older, maybe because up until a few weeks ago I was mentally 18 or something like that. But managing the house on my own has helped me mature.

No. 702711

>>702636
Kek, I've been getting these too lately. They're ads for some reading app that's an absolute treasure trove of shit-tier paranormal romance stories. I wish I knew what have I done to make fb algorithm put them on my feed.

No. 702716

>>702645
29 but feel early-mid 20s. I'm still in the same situation I was at around 24, which is not bad as it was pretty established (full time office job, mortgage, car, single) but I still live at home so I haven't grown up much. I've been reluctant to actually move into the place I bought because I wanted to rent it out and pay it off more, but I think I wanna move in before 30.

No. 702728

>>702606
Im almosr 20

No. 702732

I wish I could have irish coffee right now. Or coffee with Bailey's.

No. 702739

Not a bad haul this year. New pots and pans, nice soft blanket, fuzzy socks, edibles, and a buttload of gift cards for a local grocery store. I just ordered some food and for dinner and am going to watch This is Us lol. I'm kinda sad I can't see my friends and family but today still feels special at least.

No. 702743

>>702471
hits different without the overcompressed moans repeating in the background tbh

No. 702749

File: 1608937738518.jpg (29.62 KB, 512x512, duck.jpg)

looking at everyone in the CGL secret Santa thread opening their packages, even though I'm pretty disinterested in Christmas generally, really makes me want to try to do the CGL secret Santa next year or after the Rona is over

No. 702750

>>702599
>It’s too addictive anon..
idk how anyone could spend more than a minute on there. i want to a-log everyone in those videos.

No. 702752

File: 1608938191738.jpg (141.95 KB, 1112x2048, dZ4eQ50.jpg)

Modern Journalism is a joke, like there are many articles that look like edits made to poke fun of journalists.

Like, the "She-ra/Steven Universe teach us about how we don't need the police" was meme worthy, all of the reviews made by people who hate the medium they are reviewing are just annoying, and the ones defending Cuties as a progressive film are creepy.

I wonder what's going on on their heads, maybe they are just baiting or trolling, but some of these are just too specific that are almost bot-generated.

No. 702753

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No. 702759

File: 1608938693270.gif (423.9 KB, 500x281, infinite-facepalm.gif)

>>702753
jesus hecking christ

No. 702770

I don't know why this hit me while drunk on Christmas day but I just realized that life doesn't matter and someday I'll die so I might as well just have fun with it and I just feel so good rn. I hope everyone can experience this sheer joy someday

No. 702771

>>702753
>not understanding or knowing that most straight men (the target demo for most video games) exclusively see dildos as "ha ha funnie xD fake dick" because they simply don't interact with dildos
>cyberpunk is set in a future, dystopian society
b-but what about the dildos?!

No. 702777

>>702771
2077 is made by stupid het white dudes for other stupid het white dudes. It feels like it belongs in 2009. So glad it’s getting torn apart.

No. 702783

>>702777
Not calling you an upset troon but the only people mad at the game devs and that often use "het" are trannies…. 2+2=?

only other ppl are those who bought the game on consoles but the way you worded it…

No. 702786

File: 1608942175884.jpeg (120.05 KB, 1400x1400, 9DB76DED-16FA-41AC-89C6-405728…)

this is some good shit

No. 702788

File: 1608942364773.jpeg (96.39 KB, 828x720, 97F65AF0-8563-4FBF-8FC2-F39095…)

You betta watch out

No. 702790

>>702753
everyone is so fucking assblasted that this game isn't ultimate sex simulator 2077. People are mad that you can't experience the brain dances aside from story critical ones, despite every BD we know about being horrifically fucked up, even the normie non-sex ones. There's a shard that discusses a highly rated BD film where a guy with a perpetually regenerating body falls into a vat of acid. It's just there to give you a sense of the depravity of the world, not something you should WANT to enjoy ffs.

No. 702791

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No. 702792

>>702783
lmao I thought the same thing. Got it on pc and am having a ton of fun. Gamers are always pissed that new Vidya isn't the life changing experience they hyped themselves up for.

No. 702805

Watched the new Wonder Woman 84 movie. Being a DC fan is hard.

No. 702806

oh god oh fuck. I found photos from 4 years ago and now I'm preparing a noose. I thought I looked so cute back then but I eyebrows were so unkept and horribly filled in! I used too dark of a pencil and too fucking much of it and I REALLY thought it looked nice. Ohhh godd I'm literally nauseous what if I have the same epiphany in a few years about how I look now??

No. 702807

>>702806
No one is a real woman who didn't have at least one eyebrow blunder year.

No. 702811

I'm ashamed to admit this, but a part of me is happy when I hear something bad happened to someone, or that they failed in some way. I realize where it comes from, and I'm not proud of it. It's not that I want bad things to happen to others, I'm just slightly content when it does.

No. 702815

Summoning forth the greatest liars out there to help with an excuse to get out of half a day of work tomorrow. My offering is a cute picture of something. Ready and go!

No. 702817

>>702811
It’s called ”vahingonilo” where i’m from, accident happiness

No. 702818

File: 1608947000980.jpg (25.05 KB, 296x400, a61123415bbd6e2ff92f5c502ee70e…)

>>702815
Shit. Tada!

No. 702819

>>702815
Covid symptoms, you suddenly can’t taste or smell well. Now gimme my pic, you turd.

No. 702822

File: 1608947366788.jpg (97.9 KB, 1000x523, PIka.jpg)

>>702819
I'll give you this anyway, but I can't turn this into a week long excursion. Only the half day. Also, thank you

No. 702823

>>702822
Oh then diarrhea. Always works.

No. 702824

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>>702818
Anon you just reminded me of these books I had when I was younger that were full of pictures like that. There was one with an orange on the cover that had a really eerie grin. Pic related

No. 702830

Just opened a dark chocolate orange. That shit bussin'

No. 702834

>>702786
some madlad ordered our entire stock of those yesterday and I spent a good 30 minutes individually wrapping and bagging them and then as soon as I was done they cancelled their order and I had to take them out, unwrap them, and put them all back. Was it you???? If it was you, you can tell me….I just wanna know why….

No. 702844

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it's christmas and i'm feeling sad over heath ledger, don't really know why

No. 702846

exercise is kind of based i get to eat the same AND i lose weight AND i get stronger

No. 702849

>>702844
im sorry anon

No. 702851

>>702846
IKR, wearing cute clothes to workout is also great, and the shoes too, when I buy them I try to feel like a sonic character or something like that as much as possible pair them with comfy socks and such, I just feel so cool.

No. 702854

Why are guys so ugly..seriously It is VERY hard for me to find girls ugly despite being straight but guys… I CANT DEAL.

No. 702855

Whenever a girl says a female celebrity “made them realize they’re bisexual” makes me think of when my emo friends in middle school would say Black Veil Brides or some other shit emo band like that “saved their lives” when they absolutely didn’t and they probably weren’t even suicidal in the first place.

No. 702870

>>702855
lmao, I was one of those "my chemical romance saved my life" teens, I was definitely not suicidal. very depressed though but moreso after I discovered them rather than before.

No. 702876

I swear to fucking god this doctor keeps forgetting i can't go on some nice long walks right now and keeps suggesting that only to say shit like "oh yea haha you can't sorry but you can do other stuff!" shuddupppppppp

No. 702945

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I can hear my neighbour scream-curse loudly through the walls all the time. God dammnit, cancer this, cancer that, god damn the internet bla bla bla. I know it's the shitty internet connection and his stupid games making him angry but how can someone be this enraged all the time kek. Imagine having so little selfcontrol you don't care your neighbour can hear you scream at your stupid game as an adult man. I'm glad he doesn't attempt to hide his obvious anger manegment issues because I knew right from the start not to get involved with him.

No. 702963

>>696224 here, got kicked out of said group chat for "deceiving" other members and "making them feel unsafe" because i never self-flagellated over my "sizz/ayyyyfab priblege" unlike the three other actual female members which apparently made them think i must be a troon. they're also speculating i must be a terf, which is not entirely wrong, but i never posted anything even remotely gc in there so???

No. 702979

>>702855
lol in reality it's often the most random people you come across irl that make you realize you're bi/gay

No. 702983

>>702963
That's quite funny and hypocritical consindering how much that type of folk likes to demonize people for assuming anything about a (queer) person kek

No. 703013

I'm soooo tired of fucking youtube ads every 5 seconds. Sometimes I like to listen to videos for background noise while I'm cooking, and obviously my hands are messy so I can't easily skip the ad (if it's even skippable). The video is always fairly quiet while the ad is LITERALLY HEARD FROM SPACE and screaming at me to switch to Verizon or some shit. It doesn't make me want to buy premium, it makes me not want to use youtube.

>inb4 just buy premium

No. 703017

>>702963
anon you are too sexy and smart for those shut-in neckbeards who are ruining their liver with estrogen. also kek @ you making them feel unsafe by merely existing.

No. 703018

>>703013
If it's on desktop just use an adblocker

No. 703021

>>703018
nta byt I do and still get ads? IDK what I'm doing wrong…

No. 703024

>>703021
Maybe try a different one? It should work, it has worked for me for years and many others alike.

No. 703028

>>703018
It's on my phone unfortunately. I used to use browser youtube+adblocker and it blocked ads but it's not working anymore.

No. 703033

>>703013
>>703028
get youtube vanced. it's bootleg youtube red for your phone

No. 703038

I wish it would snow in my state. Fuck global warming (even tho I live in the south).

No. 703040

>>703013
God I thought this was my post from a few weeks ago lmao. I'm usually okay with non skippable ads that are 30 seconds to less, or skippable ads that are like ~2 min or less (I'll usually let them play through if I'm cooking or something) but those fucking HOUR LONG google ads. FUCK that shit, it makes me so angry. I'm not always watching the screen so after a while I'm like "wtf is playing" and its usually the STUPID GOOGLE ADS!!! Also fuck buying premium. I've thought it since I use youtube so much but fuck that.

No. 703053

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palm vape batteries are gay. they look like you're sucking dick when you use them

No. 703055

>>703033
These don't work on iPhone sadly. I think the best bet for iPhone people is the Firefox browser, seems to be blocking all the youtube ads so far.

>>703040
I got the omega long google ad the other day kek, wtf? Why does google even need to play ads? Who doesn't know about google? Who could that ad possibly be aimed at?

No. 703072

>>703055
I've actually tried to watch some of them to see what the fuck the ad is about but it's usually a combination of boring and weird nonsense that I can't figure out what the fuck the point of the ad even is.

No. 703073

I slept for 10 hours! My sleep has been complete crap for months. Making this coffee feels like a complete treat for myself instead of a necessity to get through the morning.

No. 703083

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imagine not only fucking a scrote called simon of all the names, but also letting him chicken scratch you like a retard and showing it off with pride for your fellow retarded tumblrinas.
couldn't be me.

No. 703084

>>703083
why does simon have such feminine hands

No. 703085

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>home internet from router abysmally slow
>remember having unlimited data plan on phone
>switch to mobile hotspot
>already used more than 15gb of data this month so internet speed is still really bad

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>>703083
Disgusting.

No. 703090

Why the fuck are my work pants already pilling around the crotch/thigh area when this is the first time I'm wearing them??!!?!? What the fuck!!

No. 703094

>>703090
isn't that just what happens when pants are too small on you?

No. 703104

>>703083
>trap
>yaoi
what is even happening in the tags

No. 703105

>>703104
tag spamming to get the weebs to interact, i assume

No. 703109

It's very odd to me that people get to a point where they feel like they need sex.

No. 703113

>>702324
Not to be one of those people, but I love this Nico card so much that seeing it here made me smile. Merry (late) Christmas nonnies!

No. 703121

I had a notification on instagram today, the app was recommending I follow some new user. I went to the guy's profile because most of the time the recommended new accounts belong to rl friends and it was just some gay """sex worker""" and photographer, and the first thing I saw was an extremely detailed dick pic. All of this because he's mutual with a fakeboi I follow out of politeness. Fuck instagram.

No. 703122

>>703053
Are you a man anon? Sucking dick is straight on lolcow.farm

No. 703126

>>703094
They seem to fit me just fine?

>inb4 coping fatty

No. 703129

>>703122
not a scrote, it's just that sucking dick is gay no matter where you are. you wouldn't catch me doing it as i am not gay.

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>>703129
your brain rn

No. 703141

>>703053
Lung disease is pretty lame why do men always have disgusting hands

No. 703151

>>703141
Cause washing hands is gay

No. 703154

>>703055
I use the AdBlock app on my iPhone and watch YT in Safari, haven’t had an ad in years. I actually thought my favourite channels didn’t have ads somehow until I tried to watch something on my laptop. Somehow AdBlock doesn’t work as well there.

No. 703158

>>703129
Same here. Just the act of having sex with males is homoerotic. Let alone making eye contact with one? I wouldn’t even be caught breathing around one since I am straight.

No. 703159

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https://manganelo.com/chapter/pi924585/chapter_1

I'm reading this right now and it's the funniest shit. Adult male virgins suddenly die all over the world

No. 703170

I need to save money but i also want to shop what do i doooo

No. 703173

Swiping on tinder while crying because most people are so fucking ugly so there is no one to swipe right on but I don't want to die alone

No. 703185

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>>703159
I read the comments LMFAO the scrotes are so triggered

No. 703189

i just cleaned my belly button out with soap and water and a q tip and it's so clean now.

No. 703200

I just … I'm not even popular on ig, I don't wanna be. I literally have 112 followers. For a few months now I've been slightly suspect that someone following me is … copying me.

I wore a trucker hat in a photo this fall, and within a day, she had one on, with the hashtag #truckerhat #truckerhatlife. OK, so that's not really enough to make me paranoid. Trucker hats are super normal. But last month, I took some dumb photo showing off my arm, and behold – the nexy day she has a shot from the same angle. In fact, she has a couple days worth of arm-shots, showing off in the same way.

OK, so I was a little weirded out, enough to show it to my husband and see what he thought … but that's still barely anything. Anyway, yesterday I posted a video of myself playing a Christmas song on my piano, and today she "went first thing in the morning to buy her first keyboard." Complete with a couple of pianolife related hashtags.

Is this skinwalking? I want to be clear that I'm ugly. I'm boring. I'm not popular. Neither is this girl. But … is she FUCKING with me? I'm SO ANNOYED.

No. 703203

just had such a good orgasm fuck I love my satisfyer, kind of sad most men are not able to make me cum like that. Actually none have.

No. 703204

>>703200
Sorry anon but this is really autistic.

You can't lay claim on how to wear a trucker hat, angle your photos, or decide to play a Christmas song on the piano.
All you IG people do is copy each other anyway based on shit you see on your dashboards, no need to shocked pikachu face when you find duplicated ideas being made on shallow aesthetics platform. It's likely you're all equally self-obsessed and it's not as personal as you think.

No. 703205

>>703200
Block her ass and make your account private if it isn't already, unless you want to see how far she'll take this.

No. 703207

>>703204
NTA, but IG skinwalkers are a known thing, and you don't even need to be famous to get one. See Emalee from /snow/, or that Asian girl who relentlessly copied a little-known influencer (also Asian).
Three consecutive "coincidences"? The day after anon posts about keyboards, she "went first thing in the morning" to get hers? Nope, shit's creepy.

No. 703209

>>703205
No, upload something that is a bit more out there or weird and see if she copies it, and then block her kek

No. 703211

>>703207
I know I should not say this but I find skinwalkers so fascinating, I kind of wanted the Emalee thing to go on longer because it was so interesting, but I know it sucked for the other girl and I wouldn't want one of my own- But honestly, it was an entertaining thread lol

No. 703212

>>703211
If I was in the same situation as the other girl, I'd probably let it continue, then pretend to shave my head and draw five dots on my forehead to see if she'd copy that, then laugh when she does.

No. 703213

>>703200
do something really weird/crazy and see if she does it too

After watching some cartoon where this happens I've always wanted to try it, report back and let me live vicariously through you please.

No. 703219

why are japanese dramas so fucking wholesome? they make me happy but also make me cringe so hard kek the one I'm watching now is so cute and corny. Also making me want a cute shy boyfriend.

No. 703222

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>i'm in a relationship since nearly 9 years now, it's my first and will be my last

They broke up a few months after she trooned out

No. 703227

Does anyone have weird repeating patterns in the names of people in their lives? 2 of my best friends have been named Maddy and I've dated 3 girls named Jasmine. What does it mean? Probably nothing. But potentially everything!

No. 703231

I hope masks actually become normalized for everyday use in my country like I've been praying for since I was like ten and learned in some parts of the world it's already completely standard. Should this happen, I swear, even if all of this is over, no stranger is ever going to see my face again.

No. 703250

Does anyone else have a habit of thinking or even fearing that they may be autistic? I have a lot of self hatred and sometimes my brain tries to find some explanation for why I am the way I am and my mind goes to autism even though 99.9% of all symptoms DO NOT apply to me in any way. Literally the only one I resonate with is just finding it hard to maintain close and meaningful relationships, and the fact that sometimes I feel like an alien around people. I realize the more realistic answer is social anxiety but I still always go back to autism.

No. 703252

i hope reincarnation is real, i think it’d be pretty neat.

No. 703255

>>703250
Yes, absolutely! I’ve tested myself numerous times and have watched videos of women with aspergers just to check if I was actually autistic because of how much I can struggle with social situations and maintaining relationships, but I don’t have any sensory issues or meltdowns that align with autism so I‘m inclined to believe it’s anxiety making me feel/act the way I do.

No. 703259

>>703159
Thanks for this. I've been entertained for the past couple of hours

No. 703263

Anyone who thinks an adult woman's "innie" vagina looks like a child's vagina is literally retarded

No. 703265

>>703013
I'm not broke so I can't relate

YT premium>>> spotify
All those remixes not found elsewhere, DL any video and watch/listen, haven't seen an ad in so long I forgot they existed,

No. 703267

>>703252
If it’s real, I hope I come back as something better than my current self.

No. 703268

>>703265
Is it worth the payment?

No. 703272

>>703263
they're just upset for some reason that scrotes think it means they're sluts? why care?

No. 703273

>>703265
You can do those things without paying though

No. 703276

>>703263
I agree, but I also feel this way when anons say shaved vaginas look childish. Yes, children are completely hairless, but a hairless vagina on a child and an adult woman are completely different.

No. 703284

>>703276
I felt those comments are used more to criticize the fact it’s a standard because we all know youth is fetishized sexually to a worrying extent and those traits become the norm as a result of that. Like it just represents the stereotype that having a certain look makes you a pure virgin wife and another is gross and used up

No. 703295

I know it is annoying, but I kind of live for the messy threads like Venus or Dasha. I am a bit fascinated by the strange spergy types these cows attract, I feel like they are the types that only post in one thread.

No. 703297

I want to go to a Walmart in a different town and push the shopping cart out of the parking lot to see if the wheels really do lock

No. 703298

>>703297
I think this depends on your area. My (large city) Walmart definitely has carts that will lock if you take it to the edge of the parking lot, but a smaller store in bumfuck Missouri might not.

No. 703299

>>703298
I guess this means I have to go on a road trip to satisfy my scientific curiosity

No. 703300

>>703297
What do you mean if the wheels lock?

No. 703306

Earlier I woke up from a nap and touched my nose and it felt really soft and rubbery and I legit thought I broke nose in my sleep. Never had part of my face fall asleep before

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>>703300
idk about other countries but in the US a lot of stores have carts with wheels that physically lock up when you cross a certain threshold – this is either to prevent people from stealing the carts from the property for funsies, or to prevent people from pushing out carts full of stuff to steal, depending on where this boundary is.

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Hey ladies, should I kms? I found this on my long term boyfriend's browsing history. He wants to f uck a troon.

No. 703319

>>703318
kill him.

No. 703323

>>703319
I absolutely was when all the ads were for BBWs, but the troon thing made me want to die.

No. 703324

>>703318
are u sure he posted it?

No. 703327

>>703318
you should break up with him and destroy everything he owns

No. 703328

>>703318
He's a cheater. Stay calm for now and make a plan to ruin him if you're certain he posted this

No. 703332

>>703323
ugh i'm sorry to hear this, it kills me how they go "trans cock" as if it's any different. More then likely he wants a trans with a working dick, thats literally the same as any other working dick on a male.
It's gay, dump him.

No. 703334

>>703332
and he's a disgusting cheater willing to put his mouth on some random, possibly a sex worker or loose trans woman's dick, he does not care for his or you're health. Let the trans have him.Trust me chasers are not worth it, to me they are up there with men who have babies on you, they just don't care. They are crazy.
I'm sorry this is happened anon.

No. 703335

>>703318
and please don't harm yourself. Stay safe anon.

No. 703337

>>703328
>>703324
Yeah, I just cropped his user name.
>>703327
I didn't want to because he has BPD and already ruins his own life. Like I'm bipolar, but I'm sure me leaving him will be the worst thing I can do.
>>703334
He knows I'm a "TERF" and "SWERF". But his whole history is full of nasty af troon porn. He can get fucked. I can't believe how many years I spent on this coomer.

No. 703338

>>703337
so he's a bpdfag, a closet case, and a coomer? yeah dump him asap, you can and will do a lot better. i'm sorry anon

No. 703340

>>703338
Yeah,I cannot stress enough how dangerous Closet cases are to everyone involved, They seem to do the most risky shit, like this guy trying to suck random dick and willing to go the persons house.
throw in mental illness and being a porn addict? It's a recipe for disaster, Std/sti's and heart break. Best of luck Anon >>703337

No. 703348

>>703013
How to block ads on youtube on for retards
>download Brave
Brave is a free Chromium based browser with a built in adblocker and is available for Android, Linux, Windows, Mac OS and iOS.
https://brave.com/

>after installing Brave go here

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ublock-origin/cjpalhdlnbpafiamejdnhcphjbkeiagm?hl=en
and install uBlock Origin. You can even install it on Android or iOS and make web browsing from your phone faster because you aren't wasting bandwidth and data on loading ads.

You can now browse the internet and watch youtube videos without ever having to see another advert in your life. It really is that easy.

No. 703350

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My boyfriend has such beautiful long dark hair yet he hates hair strokes and head caressing and everything alike
He'll let me do it for like 3 seconds and then ask me to stop or just remove my hand
WHY GOD HE'S LIKE A CAT

No. 703354

How long do you guys decide to change your phone? I had one that's still pretty good until today, bought it around 2016. Some of the features are a little outdated and cant really download cool things as it used to anymore but on and all the phones still works fine. Im planning to buy another one in the next 2 yrs, hbu?

No. 703355

I'm almost 21 now and i cant drive…None of my family members are free enough to teach me how to. My dad is a vegetable now and cant move, my mom is his full-time caregiver, my older brother works the night shift so im pretty much stuck. Now, i just use my bike to go anywhere, i felt a little embarrassing because i still use my bike but at least i can maneuver it pretty well.

No. 703356

>>703354
Is this a humblebrag

Most of my phones last about 1-2 years. I'm not exactly careful with mine so I usually have to replace it because it's broken and shattered beyond (worth the) repair.

No. 703360

>>703354
i've had mine since early 2019 and have no plans on changing phones until this one is broken

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No. 703364

what's the point of social media "verified accounts" for people who aren't literal household names? it's not like anyone is impersonating some random troon journalist

No. 703387

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Suppose that the trans thing comes to an end soon. What would that look like? How would it go down? anons I can't forget that image of a women in stem meetup (I think) where it's more than half troons. If people aren't peaked as more shit like that happens, then there is no hope for humanity. I guess covid has to die down first, what do you think?

No. 703392

>>703387

It will start with news that celebrity troons are either detransitioning or overall unhappy with the life they have. There will be too many instances of transwoman getting unfair advantage in sports that majority will get sick of. Possibly rise in crazy troon crimes, people sick of troons in their workplaces etc.

As a result anti-trans counter culture will get bigger to the point troonshit will be met with mockery and people will stop taking transphobia seriously. Those who do not kill themselves will most likely delete their social media, quietly try to detransition and maybe find a new niche.

No. 703394

>>703387
it'll definitely die down within the next few years or so
most of the mtf ones will detransition and go back to being average prison gay weebs, the ftm ones will probably do the same thing and the few remaining trannies after that will go back to being a quiet minority

No. 703397

>>703392
Sounds about right. I guess it depends on the progression of the pandemic too? god it needs to end for more reasons than one, everyone's deteroriating
>>703394
Actually this makes perfect sense. For most of them it's progressed like a trendy phase, driving the previous number of troons up. Likely it will end quickly for them like we're already seeing with some. I really wonder, how will western society look back on this once it's over? It's so insane, I can't think of a historical incidence of something this obviously unhinged. Partly it could be like any trend, like looking back on scene/emo culture or punk… But this blows all of them out of the water. What the fuck has happened lol, sorry I had to sperg

No. 703402

>>703397
like with all fads, it'll end when they get bored of it and it seems like a decent amount of them already are and are just waiting for another woke bandwagon to hop onto.
for most of them it really is that simple. i just wonder what the next trend is going to be

No. 703405

>>703402
>and are just waiting for another woke bandwagon to hop onto.
do you mean the detransers who haven't turned gc? honestly I cant understand their minds… Still putting pronouns in bio after everything. I assume that's who you mean, because the rest seem to recognize the whole woke thing's a farce.
Apologies if im shitting up this thread, well it is for dumbass shit. The future has so much potential though and I like to try and predict

No. 703410

As a woman who has wide hips and a big butt, I think it's kind of funny how women who were terrified to have "curves" are now faking it with angles, ps and surgery. I don't even have anything against any of those things, and I know trends come and go, but it's still kinda funny

No. 703412

>>703405
not detransitioners, i meant more so the fact that there's been a growing number of nonbinaries and stuff like "he/him lesbians" instead of straight up mtfs/ftms

No. 703413

I had a friend once, She never left her room, chewed food with her mouth open, had no friends, wore bifocals, and dressed like a 2nd grader. I was friends with her for years. We watched anime together, Hung out and stuff Listened. She fell in a love(with a guy her mom set her up with) is married now and has 2 kids with very dumb anime names
I think about her from time to time and wonder which one is better off, I hate work and socializing with anyone and really just wanna stay home all day and she's living my dream, but I don't want kids or a husband

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Anons, my bf has birthday tomorrow, I was supposed to bake something on top of the present I got but we got into argument I'm probably too angry about being a bit of a bpd-chan and with all that anger I really don't want to do anything for him. Is that too petty and I should just power through it or should I give in?

No. 703417

>>703415
Just go take a shot of something and calm down. Being petty isn't going to win you anything except an argument later that you're probably going to feel even shittier over and regret. Would you want him to do the same to you if the roles were switched?

No. 703419

>>703417
That's fair, I definitely wouldn't.

No. 703421

>>703387
My predictions for how the fall will go:
>More and more detransitioners will speak out after getting mutilated as teenagers with minimal consultation (already happening)
>Twitter "radfems" (i.e. peaked libfems) will be the next trend with young people who had to grow up looking at the insane TRA spergouts
>More prolific MTF trans advocates will be outed as predators, pedos and rapists
>Their constant policing of each other and eating their own will cause the movement to slowly implode
>Another celebrity will slip up and be revealed as gc
>The more the discourse enters the mainstream the more normies will realize what's happening and push back
The last point in particular makes a difference because so far they've managed to make all the changes discreetly as nobody gave a shit about lesbians losing their spaces or anything, but after a lot of normies were exposed to the issue via J.K. Rowling's cancelation they started seeing what's happening. You will never convince them that women have dicks or that girls are boys because they don't like dresses. They know they're nearing their expiration date which is why they're getting more and more aggressive calling out "transphobes" and trying to block out all critical voices by desperate measures like "d-don't read J.K's letter! It's full of transphobic propaganda and you're just giving it exposure!".

However the end game won't be some grand blowup of the people behind it all, it will just trickle out subtly and be forgotten leaving a lot of mutilated and sterilized young people in its wake. I think it's going to be an end very similar to that of the hippie movement in the 60's-70's which was basically killed after the Manson murders and everyone started waking up to how fucked up the scene had become. The hippie movement was full of rape, drug abuse and exploitation of young women, just like the trans movement of today. There are a lot of parallels.

No. 703434

>>703421
i pray to god you are right
i feel like my niece is an inch away from trooning out and i worry about her

No. 703437

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why do sex worker anons call themselves "escorts" like they are trying to make out that they aren't like the other sex workers because they sell their coochie at top dollar. You're mentally ill prostitutes kek

No. 703457

the finnish thread looks always so lively, i wish i could understand what are they talking about

No. 703463

>>703457
We just shit on a few select cows, some lingerie shop drama and local weebs but the vibes are often very sisterly, love it

No. 703467

>>703354
Same as you anon, bought my phone in 2016 and I still have it. Past few months it started to freeze on certain apps sometimes but other than that it works fine. I won't be able to afford one for a while since I'm currently saving up money for a new computer since my laptop is dying on me. I hate how when 1 thing breaks, 5 other things follow kek

No. 703490

I also hope the trandtrender fads dies with the troon fad as well. I wouldn't be suprised if the trooning out trend goes away years from now, I'll have yo wait and see tbh, hopefully after Covid is gone.

No. 703492

i crave savory food but idk what to eat!!!!!!!!!!!!! also I'm supposed to read an essay in english but then like know it in my language and it's so exhausting. dude stop overcomplicating things I don't want to spend days on it

No. 703493

I want a chicken sandwich with lots of Mayo and a bunch of French fries with ice cream to dip the French fries in there.

No. 703497

>>703392
>>703421
I think this is actually what's happening as we speak.
I see a lot of trans people insist most "terfs" are older women or Karens or whatever, but a lot of them are literally young women who used to support trannies until MtFs started showing their asses and getting absolutely no repercussions from the larger community as a whole.
That's pretty much how I became one. Entire rapists, groomers and racists, and I'm supposed to pretend it isn't happening because "m-muh gender dysphoria stop i will literally kill myself pls don't invalidate me"? Fuck off forever, Y chromosoid bitch.

No. 703502

I’ve told myself I’m gonna lose weight in the new year (who hasn’t) and using that as excuse to binge on Christmas junk food I was gifted. God, I feel so full, I am a fool.

No. 703524

File: 1609092454129.gif (1.36 MB, 480x270, bianca.gif)

i wish mariah would bring back bianca again in her music videos like shes practically the grinch and mariahs known for christmas, hello??

No. 703527

>>703497
>Y chromosoid
I love you, anon, it’s going to be part of my insults.

No. 703529

that video of the pufferfish choking on a carrot is so weirdly disturbing I hate it so much

No. 703562

>>703529
It's disgusting and it somehow upset me more than i care to admit

No. 703566

File: 1609095150994.jpg (139.21 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (5).jpg)

People who are ALWAYS sexual degenerates:
>musicians
>Irish men
>women who like Litchi Hikari Club, Suicide Boy and/or Hanako-kun
>artists with this art style
>people who listen to Nurse With Wound, Whitehouse, Merzbow, Death In June, Throbbing Gristle and anything else headed by Genesis P-Orridge, etc
>adults who use 🥺emoji unironically
>corpse husband stans
>Discord users (obviously)
>Pakistani men
>people who have nosebleed profile pictures
>men who use ":3"
>men who use Facebook
>people who lick the butter knife when they think no one's around, or lick chip or cupcake crumbs off/out of of the wrapper
>women who refer to themselves as "boys"
Add any others

No. 703572

>>701092
anon I can't find anything on the decoys or the harvestman spiders being a predator of tegenaria domestica, are you taking the piss?
If not please let me know where you got this vast knowledge, because I really want to believe you and implement this for real.

On the upside, my house is CLEAN and stinks of peppermint. So that's pretty nice.

No. 703573

Is this too negative for the positivity thread?

This year I've been feeling very boo-hoo sorry about my life since I've been stuck inside all year and lost contact with my college friends. But I have shit that's going objectively well in my life. I'm not obese, I'm not addicted to drgs/alcohol, and I don't waste my life playing money-sucking mobile games. I also have a job right now.

No. 703579

>>703566
i like all of the media you mentioned but none of the other things apply to me. am i safe?

No. 703583

>>703573
Wrong thread, anon, but cute

No. 703599

i think my small town just needs like one lesbian bar and then it’d be ok.

No. 703612

>>703573
What's stopping you from reaching back out to them again? I ghosted the friends I made from my study abroad because I was an awful depressed piece of shit and they somehow were still friends with me despite it all but I'm about to reach out again. I hope you can reconnect with your friends again.

No. 703621

>>703566
>or lick chip or cupcake crumbs off/out of of the wrapper
I feel called out.

No. 703639

>>703566
Finnish men, russian men, men from ohio, french men and any man from the french owned colonies, you already got irish men and you are 100% spot on, and of course anyone who uses the Kik app in 2020. Men who drink snapple always tend to be into anal a little too hardcore for some god forsaken reason.

No. 703645

File: 1609101911763.gif (3.95 MB, 480x360, mlkjhgfd.gif)

After I sold a bunch of books and finally received my money I'm going to sell even more video games. I'm not planning on replaying some of them or even beating some of them once. I feel stupid because I spend a lot of money looking for and buying GBA games I really wanted as a kid but couldn't get because I was poor, it was like one or two years ago, but with how busy I've been and how my backlog is I just couldn't get into them. For example I thought I'd love Golden Sun but as soon as I was done with the long, boring tutorial I stopped playing because I found that shit boring and I can't deal with random encounters anymore. Pray for me so the local video game store that sells a bunch of rare games can give me a good price for all of them this time because I regret buying so many of them.

>>703159
A masterpiece.

No. 703648

>>703599
same, having somewhere fun and somewhat safe to go would make this boring bumfuck place 1000% more bearable

No. 703649

>>703639
Nta, but also norwegian men, men who do handstands, men who wear boxer-briefs, men from SEA, men who identify as women, men in skinny jeans, men who have paypal accounts and men with small dogs.

No. 703650

>>703649
>men who have paypal account
You need to explain this one

No. 703651

>>703649
>>703639
So basically every damn body

No. 703673


No. 703706

>>703645
I too planned to buy many gameboy games for my impoverished inner child, but then I discovered emulating. Sell your collection and then download them all for free, i have mine on my phone, I play when I'm commuting. Hope you get a good price

No. 703711

>>703566
> Suicide Boy and/or Hanako-kun
>people who have nosebleed profile pictures

Oh no

No. 703724

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fuck regular Oreos these are godly

No. 703725

>>703724
I don't care if you work for Nabisco or not … I didn't know these existed and I'm getting some.

No. 703728

Why do women trust gay men and trans women to do their make up/style them more than women? It's crazy because I often look at a instagram picture and I think it's a trans because of the thick ass make up, filters and poses, like it was someone trying to catfish as a woman.
It looks even worst in person.
Like who decided that harsh tranny look was in?

No. 703729

>>703728
*worse

No. 703737

>>703728
I think it's makeup tutorials. People got so desperate they created more and more elaborate looks to keep drawing in viewers, but as they're in the tutorial format, people actually started wearing these looks that the OP of the video probably wouldn't don in day-to-day life.

No. 703739

>>703724
I’m addicted to those fuckers, so delicious.

No. 703743

hell yeah

No. 703747

>>703729
I'm sorry

No. 703785

>>703566
Fuck anon. I'm >>703318 and my (ex)boyfriend and I got together because we're industrial/noise musicians… I want to date other people who like the music I like. I also like other genres, but crust punk guys are abusers, punk girls are all troons, and goths aren't much better.

Do I really have to date someone with normie music taste to live a happy life? :(
>>703724
Thank you. These are godly.

No. 703794

>>703728
If you are worstanon from the Shayna thread, your indifference to the grammar sperg makes me cackle. Keep up the good work

No. 703799

>>703529
I fucking hate that. If you must kill something just kill it quickly, don't fuck around and make it suffer.
Those 'live seafood' videos always make me irrationally angry, can't wait for our species to go extinct

No. 703817

I never noticed the shift from pirating being okay and something everyone does to omganonyoucan'tdothatthatsillegaldeletethatbeforeanybodyhearsfuck in my country until a few days ago. I suspect it came with the popularization of services like Netflix and Spotify. I'll always stay a pirate though.

No. 703848


No. 703849

File: 1609136620454.png (187.38 KB, 367x306, yeahhh.png)

tfw you're horny all day and finally get some dick and its so good it makes you cry

No. 703856

>>703849
How i fucking envy you
My boyfriend will be away for another month and yesterday my pussy was literally throbbing from horniness gahhhh

No. 703861

for some reason lor keeps getting recommended to me even though I'm not into lolita and don't watch other lolita content?? but this makes me want a gf

No. 703876

Sometimes I wonder if killing small things like mosquitoes or that type of moth that eat your clothes or ants etcetc actually contributes to making my karma very shitty
I am not even religious, but I feel very bad sometimes. Once I killed a spider cause I thought it was a brown recluse and got scared shitless, but upon closer inspection after death, it clearly was not. Felt so bad for the little guy, all balled up.
Idk seems like bad karma to me, maybe I will die on a unfortunate event or something.

No. 703880

>>703876
if karma were real then there wouldn't be so many evil degenerate pedophiles with money and power

No. 703889

>>703876
I don't kill tiny creatures unless they're a direct threat. I keep spiders, throw out bugs, and use mosquito spray with an open window so they can run away instead of die. There were some ants when I moved in, dealt with that by religiously cleaning crumbs. I'll kill ticks and flies if they infest my animals.
I'd hate to be nonchalantly squashed by some "intelligent" giant. I try to be a good giant to all my tiny cohabitants of Earth.

No. 703905

>>703861
I just can't get over that girl's wig. Split color, extremely cheap and frizzy plastic fiber and baby bangs. Why.

No. 703906

I know everyone has insecurities and shit but when I see perfectly good looking girls complain about how uwu ugly they are it feels like a punch in the gut. Is it just people looking for compliments because they have a following?

No. 703916

>>703876
Karma isn't real. But I try not to kill insects unnecessarily because the numbers of insects are already rapidly declining and I don't want to further add to that.

No. 703955

Idk where else to put this, it's just something that's been on my mind. The discussion of death penalty (banned here in the EU) came up in my ethics class recently and I was shocked that about half of the people wanted to see it reinstated. I always thought of the death penalty as something uncivilized countries use as punishment but apparantly that's not the popular opinion. I find it a strange idea that I could possibly be walking among a lot of people that are in favor of it.

No. 703963

>>703955
You're still in class, so you're young. Young people don't yet have a well developed understanding of the concept death, neither their own or anyone else's. I assure you it's not a popular opinion among an older demographic.

No. 703965

>>703955
Kek I get what you mean. Once our high school teacher outwardly said she wanted it back and we all looked at each other like "bruh…". We also were one of the first regions to abolish it so it felt even more backwards than usual. Weird it happened in uni, feels like everyone tries to be as woke as possible, but maybe it was just the people in your class in that moment?

No. 703974

>>703955
I'm from the EU too and polls say currently around 16% of people in my country want it back, and how it's shocking it's such a high number, and we have to fight against it. I on the other hand was shocked it was so low, I thought it'd be way more, at like 40% or so kek.

No. 703993

the first time any guys found me attractive was when i went to france when i was 15 i think thats funni

No. 703996

>>703955
I’d bet my hat these people don’t actually want the death penalty, they want a better system that gives harsher sentences to people who commit horrific crimes. Supporting the death penalty is a way to easily say ‘criminal aren’t getting enough punishment for the pain they cause their victims’.

No. 704024

I'm sleep deprived now in an attempt to get a better sleeping pattern and I feel fucking fantastic. I haven't felt this good in god knows how long. It's like I'm on drugs. Maybe I'm more severely depressed this year than I already thought because I don't think sleep deprivation should be this much of a mood booster otherwise. Going to enjoy it while it lasts, I guess.

No. 704028

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I looked up a girl I was friends with in the 5th grade. We both had weeb tendencies and she liked to draw. Turns out her job is a freelance weeb artist now. I'm kind of surprised she can earn a living with it because, while I'm not in a position to knock anyone's art, it doesn't really seem professional quality?

No. 704033

>>704028
Anyone can sell their art if they have the right audience

No. 704039

>>703996
I think so too. In my country murderers can get out after a decade or two, rapists in half that time. Violent rapists who are deemed not criminally responsible because of low IQ or some mental illness aren’t even put in proper prisons and a few years ago one in my area escaped by literally walking away when guards weren’t looking. He then raped and murdered another woman less than 2 km from where I live. Authorities later admitted that the only reason he was deemed not criminally responsible was because he’d refused to cooperate with a psych test so they couldn’t prove he was criminally responsible. Our system is full of loopholes like this.

I’m generally not in favour of the death penalty but if I had to pick between a rapist getting to walk away from his minimum security hotel when he feels like it and him being permanently removed from the population, I’d rather have the latter.

No. 704040

>>704028
Is your pic her art? If so I think I just found her. Idk though.

No. 704055

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I just want a boyfriend that will respect me and see me as a human being, I want to do the cute lovey dovey stuff like taking dumb pictures, going to a park to have a picnic while bitching about the bugs because those bitches are annoying, wearing matching outfits and holding hands while we’re going to museums and other interesting cultural places to learn about new things together so we can talk about them when we read about stuff and think oh look, we were there! How cool is that? and shit.

No. 704098

I love not checking my phone/replying to messages. I've barely looked at my phone besides a few minutes of scrolling on IG/Tumblr/LC the past few days, and it's been a real treat, especially since my messages just keep piling up. I'm not available 24/7 and don't need to be. It's fucking great. Ideally people would just Not Bother Me, but letting them sit has been good enough.

No. 704163

File: 1609170374733.jpg (40.48 KB, 500x534, 888.jpg)

All of my choices are losing the Lolcow Awards polls god DANG IT

No. 704165

I hope all the anons showing lolcow to their boyfriends don't get upset when scrotes invade. Actually, one was just trolling in various threads today.

Why would you even want to show lc to anyone in your personal life anyway? Male or not.

No. 704179

I wish the scrotes that decide to post here to "interrupt the flow" got a better schtick than
>"SCROTE HERE." pause for laughter "IS THIS THE FEMALE 4CHAN??" badumtss
It will never be funny, it will never make us go "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" or make us panic "omg a scrote has found our site!!!". I just sit there and roll my eyes and wait for mods to remove it. They could at least be creative about it or actually try to be funny.

No. 704180

>>704165
Pickmes valuing scrotal validation above all else

No. 704181

>>704163
what did you chose?

No. 704192

>>704181
And rig it by letting you know what's out of the running? Nice try cheater! JK anon, let's just say the votes are trending towards a certain cow that I don't really follow so none of my own votes were for her

No. 704204

Why do so many women go through with unwanted pregnancies? Especially younger women. It seems like a no brainer to me just to get an abortion.

No. 704209

>>704204
Getting an abortion always comes with trauma.

No. 704212

>>704209
it's not really traumatic to get those abortions in pill form is it? given you find out early

No. 704218

i still use ms paint to make screenshots

No. 704224

>>704212
iirc, getting the pill means painfully expelling a huge period which contains the fetus. I can see how it could be traumatic for some.

I think women go through oops babies because of pro-life beliefs, honestly. Either from themselves or their family

No. 704231

>>704218
I've made them with my phone's image editing app. I love finding pictures of stupid, cute things on Ali Express and using as a reaction image after editing.

No. 704236

>>704224
this would probably be better suited for the stupid questions thread, but is there anywhere you can buy pills like that online? i've thought about keeping some around just in case

No. 704247

Most men deserve to be castrated and given a lobotomy imho.

No. 704249

Why are people on TikTok suddenly so obsessed with having ADHD?

No. 704251

>>704209
Depends.

My pill abortion as an adult was no different than a period. The process was simple. The biggest pain in the ass was driving to the clinic for my appointments (times that by whatever if women choose carrying pregnancy to term and have to attend dozens of pre-natal appointments). The inconvenience was nothing and the pain was no different than a period. My Plan B pill had failed me so I knew I didn't want to be pregnant and was vigilant to have caught it early. I was happy and relieved to terminate a pregnancy caused by a scrote I had no feelings for at that point.

The D&E procedure I had as a teen, however, was a multi-day test of agony and torture brought on by–to answer >>704204 question–religious guilt, romantic coercion, lack of reproductive resources and education, plus parental shame which I was 100% in justification to fear for how my parents reacted and treated me thereafter. My trauma comes from the pain I was unnecessarily put through, isolation, and my parents being horrible people and then pretending nothing happened after.

So it really, really depends on the situation itself. Generally speaking, abortions are no big deal if done early and the woman has support. Whereas carrying unwanted pregnancy to term will almost always end in physical and also emotional trauma and requires tons of support that most women don't receive.

No. 704255

>>703706
I'll go to the shop tomorrow and try to negotiate for prices but I'm not very convincing. If it doesn't go well I'll sell my shit on Vinted and hope for the best.

I know I can emulate games and now I have a better laptop than back then, but at this rate I only feel like playing very specific games I already like or that will be released very soon, I'm not even sure I'll be motivated enough to go back to my GBA games even if I pirate them.

No. 704258

>>704249
Because people with actual ADHD had a bunch of "zany, unique" characteristics and ppl on tiktok wanted to be unique as well.

its the reason why i don't tell people I have it anymore unless it's super important for them to know, which it almost never is

No. 704264

lifehack: if you have a vpn and are tired of youtube ads just connect to any third world country cause most don't have yt ads (yet)

No. 704268

I made extremely delicious brown butter chocolate chip cookies and brought them to work, alas I work with pretty much all gorgeous, thin women who apparently don't like cookies bc no one has gotten any yet kek.

No. 704271

>>704268
I would dip one in a glass of milk, anon

No. 704279

>>704249
it's a mental disorder they think they can compartmentalize and infantize and self diagnose traits of for attention whoring reasons when they don't actively have it

also am I the only one tired of seeing modern discourse where people claim autism and adhd are the same shit? god it's retarded

No. 704281

>>704271
People actually do this? I thought that was an oreo-advert thing. Milk sogged cookies don't sound too appealing to me.

No. 704289

>>704279
Very much not the same thing. Some symptoms cross over, but ADHD isn't on the spectrum and I hope that it's not going to get anywhere in the professional community that way or be tagged in DSM to be on the spectrum. Unless they want to give me autismbux.

No. 704304

>>704271
Thank you, anon! I wish I could share them with you/anyone else here that'd want them.

No. 704330

Lauren Bacall would look like Che Guevara if she became a man and vice versa

No. 704366

>>702218
Niggerman is a terrible name for a cat but man is it funny

No. 704395

i would make a really good fakeboi with my body type, sometimes i feel tempted

No. 704417

>>704236
Darknet drug markets

No. 704434

>>704281
Yes anon cookies dipped in milk are so good, when I developed a lactose intolerance I lost weight because I stopped eating cookies completely lol, I can't eat them dry anymore. Cookies in plant milk just aren't the same…

No. 704439

File: 1609197718399.jpeg (89.86 KB, 680x677, 735.jpeg)

My boyfriend will be back by the end of January (maybe), so I have one month to try to lose like 5kg and feel more confident in my body to do the do

No. 704440

>>704439
Do whole30. commit.

No. 704448

I don't care how much money we get during the next round of stimulus checks I just wish I could spend mine on STUPID BULLSHIT but I have to pretend to be a good daughter and willingly give it to my parents (gave them my last one too). I just want to buy stupid unnecessary bullshit but NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! My guilt and fear of us losing our apartment and being homeless is too overwhelming and I just give it to my parents instead on top of the couple thousands of dollars I loaned them during the height of lockdown in our city.

No. 704450

>>704440
I already do keto cause I need it for health reasons, but I fell off the wagon because of the holidays. I am still low carb, but more loose. I will get back to it more strictly after NYE!

No. 704451

>>704264
Or get Adblock…

No. 704454

>>703337
>He knows I'm a "TERF" and "SWERF"
Off topic but how? How do these things come up? I have a lot of terfy and swerfy beliefs but I hide them from pretty much everyone else because normies are degenerate morons from what I’ve seen

No. 704458

>>704451
it's current year and I'm surprised there are people who still don't block ugly ass ads

No. 704465

I was supposed to get promoted mid 2021, but it is now happening in January. One of the senior people on my team decided to drop everything and live out her lesbian cottagecore housewife life. Good for her and great for me, but I have never in my life read such a wild resignation email. She basically spilled her whole life story, came out of the closet, was like ok my last day is the 31st (which we have off anyway), and told us her grand plan. This is the stuff I expect to go down in a small business, not this big company. I hope she doesn’t change her mind.

No. 704467

>>704465
queen.

No. 704470

>>704465
I want to be that bitch one day.

No. 704475

>>704467
>>704470
Right? My (and her) manager is a woman, too, and both of us basically were like well this is unexpected but good for her! It didn’t seem like a crazy person’s writing, just someone who was so over living a lie.

No. 704487

I wish anons would spoiler that stupid spider picture. I've seen it twice now, on here and /m/, and a part of me shrivels up and dies each time.

No. 704491

>>704487
If nonnies don't spoiler long faces, they shouldn't spoiler spiders either.

No. 704510

>>704491
I like long faces, and they're just faces.
Other arachnophobic anon is probably shitting her pants too over this. I told her to imagine being cute, and now I'm faltering and squicked because they're gross little bastards walking around all over my shit with their tippy-tap feet. Why can't they be cute like mantids or stinkbugs?

No. 704515

>>704510
Give the spider the benefit of the doubt, at least it's not a roach. Anons please never post roaches, it's universally agreed upon that roaches are revolting

No. 704516

File: 1609207058703.gif (Spoiler Image,2.22 MB, 356x200, 2was65ff.gif)

>>704510
>Why can't they be cute like mantids or stinkbugs?
They are anon

No. 704519

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>>704516
you raise me a bugeyed spider and I raise you a moth

No. 704559

Noooo the pizza place delivered me the wrong pizza. It has 3 types of meat on it and I'm a vegetarian. The place won't take it back and I don't know anyone in my building to offer it to. It's just sitting here and the thought of throwing it out makes me feel so bad lol

No. 704564

>>704559
Put it in your disc drive and email it to me pls

No. 704580

>>704487
which one?

No. 704585

File: 1609218793900.jpeg (63.79 KB, 605x454, C253FF2B-8A75-4D2C-A9D3-E31F42…)

Please post the nudibranch that most represents u.
i feel like this guy

No. 704591

File: 1609219953216.png (383.25 KB, 600x600, chesesd.png)

i have a grilled cheese and tomato soup………… maybe life aint so bad

No. 704592

File: 1609220675361.jpeg (131.28 KB, 1024x768, D979D6EA-F319-4C65-A06B-B6C148…)

>>704585
I feel like this sluggy

No. 704604

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>>704585
I do my little turn on the catwalk

No. 704606

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No. 704631

>>704454
NTA, but isn't this something you should at least be honest about with your partner? I'd be sad if there was something I couldn't discuss with him.

No. 704653

File: 1609232060074.jpeg (34.17 KB, 452x678, images (8).jpeg)

God I miss buff punk rock dudes so much, there were so many I knew in the 2000's but now they barely exist(I mean they do exist as people but their all old now)

No. 704656

Doctor: "This medication will make your skin dry, so it is always prescribed with a 500g bottle of skin cream."
Me: "lol k it's probably not that bad"
Pharmacist: "These meds will REALLY dry out your skin, so feel free to be generous when applying this cream"
Me: "Yeah yeah, sure"

Me 2 weeks later with a mustache of flaky skin that just won't give up: "I see"

No. 704665

>>702636
super late but omg anon I got that too! It was so bad that I had to read all of it kek

No. 704672

>>704653
Same, anon, same. They're such a rarity now and even then, they still have a hint of 'metrosexual'ism to them. I just want angry, handsome punk guys back. I'd even take the ugly ones.

No. 704676

I want there to be a website where I can post things but no one can like or respond to my posts or message/interact with me in any way

No. 704678

>>704676
write in a diary

No. 704679

>>704676
space email is kinda that

No. 704681

>>704676
Run a blog with the comments turned off?

No. 704682

>>702645
27, feel my age.
I used to feel much older than I was as a kid/teen (rough life), when I finally escaped that situation in my early 20s I felt very young all of a sudden because I was on my own and didn't know how to do anything so I would cling to people who weren't right for me because I was scared, I was more immature than many people in their late teens. Now it all sort of evened out.

No. 704686

>>704672
Punks were anti establishment and so the system was against them and the Sub culture died out, the last time I heard about Punks in the mainstream was a story about some punk dude who wanted to make tiny houses for the homeless and made about 40 but the were destroyed by the city cause they apparently disturbed the peace

No. 704695

>>704656
I imagine you stroking it like those movie villains.

No. 704715

File: 1609244665748.jpg (71.95 KB, 719x774, EGvP4HOXkAAbvGi.jpg)

I'm not sure where to post this, but I know there are other maladaptive daydreamers here other than me so I thought I'd share this blog, I personally found it helpful:

https://maladaptivedaydreamingguide.wordpress.com/

No. 704718

File: 1609245645379.jpg (334.11 KB, 1080x2067, 20201229_144000.jpg)

What the fuck is this shit

No. 704722

>>704718
Reading Venus thread make me retarded

No. 704726

I miss musical subcultures existing outside of the internet and the diversity of it all beyond normie and trap hip hop normie styles

No. 704731


No. 704733

>>704695
"So Dry-Skin, it was YOU all along!"
"Nyehehehe, it is too late to save the city now SUPERHERO" scrunch scrunch scrunch

No. 704744

I posted about this before, but my rebound from spring texted me right before Christmas to, apparently, try to make me feel bad about dumping and "ghosting" (I didn't) him. I can't believe how much I didn't care, it legitimately made me feel like a sociopath for a minute.

No. 704746

File: 1609251448547.jpg (43.56 KB, 621x621, b1785499cf4c41eff5c25a74e0b098…)

I had a job interview yesterday, and I figured I could finally try out my blackhead vacuum that I bought forever ago so I could look extra fresh.
I thought I had made enough research about them, but I had apparently missed the part that you are not supposed to use them if you have sensitive skin since it might cause red spots or bruises in your face.
So I ended up with three HUGE bruises on my face, luckily I could cover them up with a couple of layers of concealer and foundation but instead of looking fresh I ended up looking crusty as fuck simply because I don't think the interviewers would believe me if I had told them the bruises are from my face getting the succ and not because someone beat me up.

No. 704747

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My friend who just got a drawing tablet and is casually learning how to use it just innocently linked our chat to a Creepshow Art video saying "omg it's so relaxing to watch a timelapse while the artist talks, watch for yourself" Man would I love to sperg so I can warn her away, but I know I'll just look deranged kek

No. 704752

>>704747
You could suggest some other channels / podcasts maybe?

No. 704757

>>704752
I actually don't watch too many "artist draws while talking" channels so I'll have to think about that a bit (unless you have recs, wink wink). On the bright side I commented that I didn't like Creepshow's art and my friend admitted she didn't either really, LMAO

No. 704807

Could someone help me locate this obscure cow?
> has youtube channel, name probably contains the word "rain"
> has a child which she breastfed for way too many years (around 5 maybe?) and at least at the time seemed to be mentally disabled
> divorced her husband and moved with her son to a South American country
> used to post breastfeeding and bodycheck videos constantly
> absolutely unhinged
> vegan, I think
> at some point posted a video explaining how the local women don't have as much pubic hair as she does and she even drew a handy diagram

No. 704808

>>704807
Samefag, I just found it myself after an hour of searching. Guess writing everything I know about her jogged my memory. Her name is Rain Florence and it looks like the "best" videos got deleted sadly.

No. 704810

>>704807
Sometimes i wish we had a vegan/crunchy hippie cow thread. There are some crazies in there. I've seen some call out videos of vegan gurus straight up letting about nutrition. Dangerous stuff.

No. 704813

>>704807
>>704808
Was she the anorexic mom who would post pictures of her naked emaciated body lying on a couch with a toddler hanging from her tit? I remember reading about her in threads way back in the day, anons would speculate she did the breastfeeding thing just to burn more calories.
Not sure if it's the same woman I was thinking of but I found an old thread discussing Rain for those interested:
>>>/snow/343108

No. 704815

>>704810
Make one!

No. 704819

getting covid tested today, wish me luck that I'm negative

No. 704822

File: 1609262322452.png (Spoiler Image,939.76 KB, 1242x627, 1415394661413.png)

>>704813
Never mind, I just found the one I was looking for, her name is Erika.
Briefly associated with the one and only skeleton queen Ashley and claims to have an IQ of 170. Open image at own risk.
Thread url if anyone's curious: >>>/pt/21362

No. 704836

>>704822
wtf, how is this even legal?

No. 704846

i'm 22 so I'm not even far away in age from them but people in their mid 20's are so scary and intimidating. It feels like there's such a huge difference between them and people my age even though it's only the difference of a couple of years. I would feel way more relaxed interacting with even like a 30+ year old or 16 year old than someone in their mid 20's. I just want to skip that portion of my life where all my peers will be mid 20's year olds so I don't have to interact with them.

No. 704851

>>704822
This is probably one of the most depressing images I've ever seen.

No. 704854

everytime i click on OT i always sing in my head "OT OT there's never much love when we go OT" from one dance by drake and i absolutely cringe at myself everytime. BUT I CANT HELP IT

No. 704861

I'm the anon who said I'd go sell a few games to a video game store I often go to because they can have some really rare stuff sometimes. I got 120€ out of it which is pretty decent, but two of the GBA games they sold me two years ago that I wanted to sell back to them turned out to be bootlegs so they refused to take them. I'm so salty you have no idea, I'm sure they didn't check these cartridges when they got them. I wish I kept the receipts.

No. 704879

>>704810
Please make a thread on /snow/ if you have enough info. I'd definitely be interested.

No. 704892

Might have become obsessed with Lexie Liu. I recommend her music to anyone that wants to hear something new (it's hip hop, not really groundbreaking but for me it was a breath of fresh air)

No. 704894

>>704861
I digitalize (because ink on paper receipts fades) and save every receipt worth something the day I get it. It's saved me plenty of money over the years, I recommend getting into the habit.

No. 704899

>thinking about how awful this year is
>This Year starts playing
Ahhh

No. 704920

my dentist asked me what my sugar intake was and that was my wake up call

No. 704927

>>704676
mydiary.org, you can make your diary private or public and I know there's an option to comment on peoples public diaries but I think you can turn it off

No. 704934

i don't wanna do shit today but eat macaroni in bed and listen to a drill remix of smells like teen spirit

No. 704938

File: 1609280076790.jpg (172.9 KB, 1080x1271, 20201229_231231.jpg)

Found a plastic surgeon promoting lip fillers by shooping them onto old hollywood movie stars.


what the fuck.

No. 704942

>>704938
awful promotion, they are spreading awareness more than making people want to get them.

No. 704944

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No. 704945

i'll sue whatever anon makes the new dumbass shit thread before the next system message istg

No. 704948

>>704938
way to show how ugly and pointless lip fillers are

No. 704951

>>704715
Nice find, anon. Apparently I have some emotional detachment issues lol

No. 704958

>>704938
They also gave her an awful nose job. I can't even come up with a funny comparison because this is so haunting.

No. 704960

File: 1609282619539.jpg (101.87 KB, 1200x1200, 3114.jpg)

>>704938
She looks like a balloon version of herself.

I hate the trend of everyone getting the same surgery. I'm not against plastic surgery if somebody is truly down and out about their looks, but it's definitely strayed away from getting minor improvements to your features while staying true to your look and now it's everybody getting the same nose, lips and cheeks.

It was Audrey Hepburn's unusual features that made her so pretty and recognisable. It's the same for most people who are generally considered pretty. Do any of the clones really think that they'll be held up as a paragon of beauty when there are literally thousands of them at this point - same body, same face, same hair.

You need some level of uniqueness to be truly beautiful.

No. 704965

I love getting screamed at on the phone cause I can just hang up

No. 704969

I just had a random, stupidly intense panic attack about my sister dying during childbirth. I’m fine now, but I told my boyfriend about it, and his response was, “there’s fear in any situation like that. A coworker’s wife went in for a routine appendectomy and died. It’s rare, but it can happen,” and now I’m almost too angry to be panicked anymore. Why do men?

No. 704971

>>704969
i see that your bf suffers from logical-man-with-no-emotions syndrome and im sorry for you.

No. 704974

>>704938
Are we sure this isn't trying to convince people against fillers??

No. 704986

Does anyone use twitter? Can you have an account with no personal info and still have mutuals? Idk much about the site culture aside from what is posted on other sites.

No. 704987

>>704938
of course they're doing that by photoshopping women who didn't even have thin lips lmfao. i hope nobody goes to their practice because of this

No. 704990

>>704454
I used to porn and was basically groomed by the industry before I made it out. So it gets brought up when I'm close with someone. The TERF thing might just be because I'm in a music scene with lots of troons.

No. 704997

Im part of the population that thirsts after Mads Mikkelsen and I just wanna say the ending of Another Round was chef's kiss oh my goddddddd

No. 705007

Sometimes when I write a really mean reply to someone I feel really bad. I just feel sad when someone writes me a mean reply so I don't often do it but man sometimes people just post stupid shit. Maybe I shouldn't feel bad but I do anyway lmao

No. 705011


No. 705015

>>705007
I once got the lowest punch as a reply and have since tried to be kinder to genuine sounding posts. Sometimes my first impulse is to be mean but then i just word it differently and avoid a ban and feeling like shit kek

No. 705035

File: 1609292899058.jpg (166.9 KB, 1080x846, 20201230_034644.jpg)

Throw this downy ass bitch into the ravine(a-logging)

No. 705038

>>705035
I hate her, she’s like the epitome of white sjw characters that were popular in 15-16.

No. 705041

>>705038
She is just so bland? How can one be so devoid of any edge or actual opinions, centrist hell

No. 705043

>>705035
she looks like shayna

No. 705044

>>705043
If shayna and lillee jean had a child

No. 705054

I miss anime conventions.

No. 705069

>>705044
Whoa… I really see it!

No. 705075

File: 1609296342250.jpg (302.32 KB, 1440x839, Screenshot_20201229-213756_Red…)

This is going to be my mantra for relationships going into 2021

No. 705102

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>>704715
That was deep and makes me realize I should just have been addicted to drugs instead. You can fall into maladaptive daydreaming constantly without realizing it but you can't accidentally smoke crack.

No. 705112

The feeling of sore muscles after working out for the first time in forever is THE BEST.

Except the first time I ever did calf raises at the gym. They were pretty easy so I did A LOT at a pretty high weight and I couldn't straighten my legs for days. I had literally had to roll off the bed to get up in the morning, and I couldn't walk right for days. That was pretty annoying.
…i'd do it again though

No. 705124

File: 1609300925083.jpg (11.98 KB, 480x455, 3a743aefad4.jpg)

>>704715
Fuck this hits hard. Really great read, almost wish I hadn't found it because now I feel compelled to some serious self-reflecting.

No. 705127

>>704715
Thank you a ton for dropping this, anon.

No. 705145

Mom asked to borrow $50 from me because she didn't have enough money to cover bills and now I'm sad and stressed about how bad our financial situation really is that she can't find an extra $50 somewhere to cover bills. I still have regular solid income despite covid so I look at myself as a safety net for my parents although I don't make that much money, but I still just fear the day I'll run through my own reserves trying to cover everything. I'm not saving up to move out anymore, I'm just saving up to keep this roof over our heads.

No. 705147

Every time I've posted on here or had to use an alt account for whatever, I feel like people can always tell it's me and I start shaking sometimes when I'm typing out of paranoia. I'm just a big pussy lol.

No. 705149

>>704969
I would have told you the same thing you pussy.

No. 705155

>>704715
All I need to do to stop day dreaming about butchering and eating human flesh is to do it?

Thanks anon!

No. 705156

Finally got back into my MFP and my last recorded weight was 93lbs lmao. This used to get me so upset and I developed a bad relationship with food. I’m a bit heavier now and want to lose weight/tone up (to a reasonable weight- definitely not feasible to get back down to 93lbs) but damn I wish I could go back and slap myself. 93lbs ain’t shit. I was living abroad at the time and denied myself so many yummy foods. I should’ve just fuckin ate that shit since I was gonna gain weight down the line anyway.

No. 705157

>>705156
Eat some human meat with me, sis.

No. 705158

I know a lot of you guys hate astrology but I really think my rising sagittarius makes me so crazy, I also have it in mars which is the planet that dictates how you do things. I'm a scorpio sun and moon.

No. 705159

>>705156
ALSO I BASICALLY LOOK THE SAME. 0/10 was not fucking worth not letting myself eat more delicious food that I can’t get now without paying out the ass for. Fuck. Why couldn’t I have been young and stupid about food literally any other year of my life besides the one where I’m living abroad?

No. 705160

>>705157
Of course sis. Tell me when and where and I’ll meat you

No. 705161

>>705156
>I should’ve just fuckin ate that shit since I was gonna gain weight down the line anyway.
Ugh yes. The lamest part of my weight gain in the past was that it was caused by binging on the most mundane, boring food like cereal or bread, and then I'd refrain from going out to eat, pick low cal meals at restaurants, etc. If I was going to overeat I should have done it with delicious, interesting food. Once I reach my gw I plan to continue eating at a deficit during the week and go out to eat on weekends more.

No. 705162

>>705158
Hi a scorpio sun and moon I'm Mom.

No. 705166

>>705158
Idk my rising, but I'm a sag sun and cancer moon and I think it's makes me a little more sensitive than I would like. Like, I know the whole point of crabs is that they have a hard shell but are soft on the inside, but I feel like I'm soft every fucking where

No. 705167

>>705156
Wow were you okay? I'm glad you enjoy food again. I gained some weight over quarantine and at first I was really torn up about it but I came to terms with it. I have some stretch marks around my thighs now and I'm waiting for them to go away.

No. 705169

File: 1609309893235.jpg (70.27 KB, 500x561, tumblr_lhobjwT0RR1qbu0jwo1_500…)

I think it's kinda ironic when anons post pic rel

No. 705173

>>705169
Who's been posting boomer comics again??

No. 705178

My sister and I have a huge age gap and I'm so happy she turned out to be a weeb. Nowadays in the media it's a lot cooler to like anime and it's easier and more comfy I think.

No. 705183

>>705169
kek what is this from??

No. 705184


No. 705185

>>705158
Ooh I’m a Leo rising and Scorpio moon!

No. 705188

File: 1609312958481.jpeg (44.1 KB, 750x333, F899E69C-49FA-45DF-AE4B-EB5955…)

Modern romance, ladies. (Not my texts) getchu a man who’ll say that you’re too pretty to be fucked from the back! For free!

No. 705189


No. 705199

>>704938
They uglified her. Is that even a word? It should be.

No. 705220

>>704938
She looks like a clown but I can see this totally working on girls and women who have skewed beauty standards thanks to social media. It's smart as fuck promotion though, let me say that.

No. 705221

>>705158
I have good news for you, the planets don't dictate you how to do things or making you do things. Take responsibility for your own actions.

No. 705246

>>705147
I used to have the same thing sending anon hate on tumblr lmao (I have grown out of the hate sending, now it's just laughing from afar)

No. 705248

>>705188
Hey! I just saw the tik tok this is from on my fyp!

No. 705285

>>704938
Now we know why celebs like Ariana Grande thought this would be a good look (it's not).

No. 705293

>>704960
Modern beauty standards are just about erasing any uniqueness or individuality of a beautiful face and make it all clones for the beauty industry to profit more off of this nightmare

Hate it

No. 705295

>>705293
*while making clones

No. 705318

The whole Hilaria Baldwin situation is so fucking funny, but I feel so bad for those babies. She could have at least gave American names instead of including them in her larp lmao

No. 705346

>>705318
pill me on dis

No. 705350

any anons want to dance to ladytron with me?

No. 705352

>>705346
Read this thread
https://twitter.com/lenibriscoe/status/1341095257233125379?s=19

Basically, Hillary (aka Hilaria) faked being from Spain, probably because Alec Baldwin had a thing for Salma Hayek. I suggest you read the whole thread though lol. I didn't even know who this lady existed until yesterday

No. 705353

File: 1609338952958.jpg (55.08 KB, 500x667, ce1e7f701ea292d5ec627911e3a021…)

My man is from the baltics and he dresses like the most stereotypical slav ever despite not being one. He is short and cute, but sometimes I feel embarrassed being seen with him in public because he just looks so funny with the whole adidas getup and with a ushanka on his head.

No. 705356

>>705353
sexy picture

No. 705359

I got drunk and told my bf that I'm w terf and a swerf

No. 705378


No. 705379

i really like the snowflakes it adds a cute festive touch and i hope they stay until at least february

No. 705386

>>705379
they make me uncomfortable

No. 705393

Byron is such a retarded name but I can't help but admire it. I want to name my son Byron.

No. 705396

>>705359
queen! what did he say?

No. 705398

>>705353
my new bf kinda can't dress for absolute shit, which is a learning curve for me because i've ALWAYS been into guys with style (skater, 00s, indie, whatever) but he's so aesthetically challenged. idk what to do, i wish i could buy him a whole new wardrobe and treat him like a personal doll

No. 705404

>>705359
Based. How did it go? I've had TERFy conversations with/in front of my bf (with an ex-troon) and he basically just listened. He lets me talk about hating porn and OF and agrees with me for the most part, and I hope it went as well for you.

No. 705405

>>705398
Can you shop with him or buy him cute pieces as presents? Or maybe work with what he has?

No. 705413

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>>705393
LORDT, BYRON I TOLD YOU TO PICK UP YOUR TRAAAAASH

No. 705417

>>705405
i think i'll definitely start buying him pieces as gifts when we get more serious (i don't buy gifts early anymore; that's a mistake i've learnt from). he really doesn't even HAVE that many clothes to begin with, i think i've only ever seen him in two different outfits if you want to call them that kek

No. 705418

>>705417
>I think i've only ever seen him in two different outfits
Is he broke?

No. 705419

File: 1609344471415.gif (382.21 KB, 160x200, 200.gif)

Anons do you think we're living in a simulation like some of the smart people of this earth think we are?

No. 705426

>>705418
not broke, we're both in our early/mid-20s, he doesn't really have an income of his own but if he was actually interested or had an eye for aesthetics it wouldn't require much money to dress good

No. 705428

File: 1609345750217.png (Spoiler Image,350.62 KB, 1280x800, 12-30-20_4-09-01 AM.png)

Look at these cuties I made

No. 705429

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No. 705431

>>704986
Yes? Having mutuals just means you follow someone who follows you back. It has nothing to do with personal info.

No. 705436

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>>705419
I do,idk if this is the right thread for this but when i was a child my mom got really angry at me and hit my head in that moment i went to black and an image pop up in my head it was a lady waiting for the bus with a white skirt with blue flowers kinda like ming porcelain and a straw hat,some years ago that actually happen the same thing i saw on my head (like the angle,the lady,where she was,the sun) everything was correct. How that happen?

No. 705438

>>705431
Not what I meant but whatever.

No. 705441

>>705438
Then what did you mean? I'm genuinely trying to help you here.

No. 705442

>>705441
nayrt, i guess more like how to get people to follow back without having to share any personal info?

No. 705447

>>705167
Weight wise I was at a pretty appropriate weight for my height since I'm short lol. Mentally, I thought about food almost 24/7 and was so hyper aware of every craving and every little bit of hunger. I was constantly belittling myself because how dare I eat some saltine crackers because I was hungry. I'm glad that despite the weight gain, I don't constantly think about my next acceptable snack or meal until I'm actually hungry. I think I'll have an easier time losing weight now since I have a better relationship with food and eating. I just want to lose my quarantine weight to fit into my old pants (can get into them, but they're very tight around my gut kek), I'm too cheap to pay for new pants when I think it's possible for me to get back into my old ones.

>>705161
Hell yeah anon, good luck!!!

No. 705461

I got banned on 4chan for bullying trans people. Maybe I'm hormonal but I went on /lgbt/ and it made me so mad.

No. 705463

>>705461
how did you manage to do that when half of the boards just spam tr*y at everyone they disagree with

No. 705464

>>705463
I don't know, I just read a few threads and I posted mean things because it made me mad. They are on some crazy deluded shit though

No. 705465

My switch charger just broke after not even 2 week of use. What the fuck.

No. 705466

File: 1609352033724.png (23.33 KB, 500x459, i-deliberatley-entered-a-threa…)

>>705464
>trangender people are crazy and delusional
Duh, it comes with the term. You played yourself by going there, especially since it's also mixed with 4chan incelism.

No. 705467

>>705102
can confirm that MD just follows you into addiction and becomes your coping mechanism when you get "sober" LOL

No. 705468

>>705466
I think they are though and I don't believe in it. I tried being all for it because I went to an art school and I was around a lot of transgender people. It sucks to be a hater but I just really don't buy it.

No. 705470

This thread pic reminds me of that one episode of adventure time where the mountains were trying to fuck but couldn't and they were angry about it, so finn and Jake had to turn them around

No. 705472

>>705102
(sorry for the wall of text I wish I could dropdown-spoiler it)
Nta but if you read it you would've known that's not entirely true:
>There is an ongoing misconception that maladaptive daydreamers are at disadvantage because our drug of choice is accessible all the time making it perpetually tempting and harder for us to stop while alcohol or meth addicts have to go through some bother to get hands on theirs. Well, not really. We are not special because we are maladaptive daydreamers and we aren’t having it any more difficult than other people dealing with addictions. All addictions involve fantasy. All of them. When a meth addict isn’t taking meth, he’s thinking about it all the time. It’s the first thought that flashes through his mind when he wakes up and the last thought that leaves him before he falls asleep. A daydreamer is not the only one who is stuck in a fantasy world non-stop. All addicts are. We are collectively cut off from the outside world, we are all a bit numb and a bit lost in this ocean of alienation.

No. 705475

File: 1609353118335.jpg (172.9 KB, 1761x889, 9799bac.jpg)

I may be laughing but this is based af

No. 705476

>>705470
Oh God nevermind it wasn't two mountains trying to fuck, it was one mountain who didn't like seeing people fight. But I do remember the mountain had a lil boo thang? Not sure where I got the first idea from though. I should really google before I post.

No. 705477

I just had a weirdly intense feeling of guilt eating my lunch at work because I can't share a lil turkey from my sandwich with my cat. I need to get a grip.

No. 705483

>>705476
It’s okay, I remembered the episode that way too lol

No. 705493

>>705475
>implying that all scrotes shouldn't be locked in cages regardless of whether or not they've raped someone (yet)

Do you know what 'based' means anon? Are you lost?

No. 705495

>>704969
Your boyfriend sucks ass anon, don't listen to >>705149 lmao.

No. 705496

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No. 705497

I have turned up very normal considering I was watching american horror story at 11

No. 705503

>>705477
Save a scrap in your lunch bag for kitty when you get home. Adulthood is all about finding way around illogical and nonsensical discomforts.

No. 705504

I ask a lot of questions when I'm conversating with someone I'm not really close to. Lots of nodding and quizzical looks so it seems like I'm actively imagining what they are describing to me. It comes off well imo, people tend to think im super interested and engaged in what they are saying, but that's the farthest thing from the truth. In reality, all my nodding and deep-in-thought expressions is my socially retarded ass trying to think of what to say next, and all the questions are just a way for me to get you to talk at me, not with me, so I have to say as little as possible during this whole ordeal. Win-win really.
Also I'm horribly anti social but I actually don't mind those types of people that talk 8000 miles per hour about 100 different subjects at once. If I had to choose between having a convo with a normie and a sperge I would choose the sperge. At least with the sperges you can mentally check out while they yap and just nod/laugh/"wow" every couple minutes to placate them.

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No. 705508

>>705493
Read it again anon, slowly.

No. 705517

>>704969
what's the right way to respond to situations like this, i'm autistic

No. 705518

>>705504
when I conversate so quizzically I sometimes get a bit quixotic as well as so indeed. quite simply stated, shrimply

No. 705524

Why does 4chan allow shit like /pol/ and the second I criticize trannies I get banned. Do they have a tranny mod like they do here

No. 705535

>>705524
Anon, I would like for you to take 5-10 minutes of your hard earned time and peruse /soc/, /lgbt, and /r9k/. Lurk and evaluate as much as you can stomach (for me /soc/ takes roughly 15 seconds down through the catalog and I'm tired of seeing buttholes, narcs and thirst), and think about that question again.

No. 705540

Cheddar is the best cheese.

No. 705566

Cheap toilet paper sucks and Scott toilet paper is garbage. You may as well be wiping with a party streamer.
-signed a concerned citizen

No. 705568

>>705517
"She's going to be fine. Do you want a hug?"

No. 705569

File: 1609360393786.jpg (2.36 MB, 2100x1400, meunster.jpg)

>>705540
I vote for muenster

No. 705581

>>705535
Ok thank you. I was in an /r9k/ hole when I was younger.

No. 705632

would someone kindly give me a reassuring head pat that 2021 will be okay, i could really use it right now

No. 705633

One of my friends told me my boyfriend reminds her of Morrisey, my ultimate teenage crush. I wish more English men still looked like that, what the fuck happened in the 90s that caused most men born then in the UK to genuinely look borderline deformed.



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