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No. 18447
>>18446that one anon that would talk in a weird victorian style is a close second imo
also I nominate shayna for horrorcow, her pics are truly harrowing
No. 18452
>best milkHomemade, produced by closing of /ot/
>favourite cowGimpgirl and n2f
>worst cowCanyon
>biggest plot twist Onision's thread being put on autosage after years of milk because all he does now is diddle himself on cam
>worst poster>>18447 my vote goes to victorianon
>>18451 Wasn't too sure who to nominate for horrorcow but Nika is a good one, such a wild ride that thread
No. 18454
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>>18452Me again
>best user submitted contentDoes Bakeranon qualify for this category? If yes, she should definitely get nominated.
>>>/snow/1059207>>>/snow/1059208>>>/snow/1059211She ate pic related to satiate our curiosity. Such bravery.
No. 18455
I can't believe I've been here for two Lolcow Awards already.
You're here forever.
>Favorite cowGimpgirl
>Worst posterScrotes, collectively
>Best comebackErin Painter. Leaving the net only to get a nosejob, topkek.
>Biggest plot twistShayna actually still dating Fupa
>HorrorcowVenus (Second nomination is Shayna)
>Worst cowJude Bishop. She's boring and also a terrible person.
>Best Comment >>>/snow/1006084>haha, thank you for remembering me! i also remember you too, you fucking bowling ball shaped morbidly obese TERF cunt. you were in that same hotel room bragging about taking photos with other uncomfortable cosplayers while dressing in your stupid fucking "uwu niico nico niii“ lolicon cosplay and you smelled like ranch dressing, barbecue potato chips and BO the whole time with your shitty thigh-highs nearly ripped apart.of course i was drinking and if your microscopic radfem brain can recall, everyone else was too. if you ever thought about why everyone, including me and your parents were alcoholics, maybe you just tend to bring that out in people
No. 18467
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>Best milk
Shayna “going” to mental hospital to get help because of Fupa
>Favorite cow
Shayna Clifford/Dolly Mattel
Her porns are so hilariously bad, her rants that she dirty deletes, her terrible shoops and her weight gain increasing is what really sends me.
>Worst cow
Jaelle Stilles
She came back to go psycho and destroy Nika’s life because Nika didn’t want to date her anymore kek
>Horrorcow
Nika @hewwokittyuwu who fucks their best friend’s dad (who is a predator) for drug money?
>Worst troll
Probably when Nina/Erin pretended to be her college friend and selfposted saying she is really small and has a baby voice and she’s uwu a gamer
>Best comeback
Erin hambeast Painter coming back after a nose job to change her name to Nina BelugaWhale. And then “leaving the internet” aka making a sock account and staying anonymous because people called her out for not being a petite uwu loli
>Biggest plot twist
Shayna Clifford still fucking Fupa Kyle Perkins and Fupa tinfoilers celebrated
>Best Comment
When Anon called ang3lthigh “Squidwardthighs” it’s dumb but made me kek
>Worst Poster
Babivampire. Fake deadbeat mom
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
This d9 fridge9irl banner kek
No. 18471
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>Worst Poster
Finnanon. So pathetic, yet so lovable.
>Worst troll
The Arian Grande wannabe posters in ot who write in all under-case letters.
>Horrorcow
Nika Petrova was disgusting on another level. Her antics disturbed me for days.
>Best comeback
Always gonna be pt for me.
No. 18480
>>18441>biggest plot twist Onion for going from milky to ethot
>horrorcowVenus
>worst cow Belle Delphine. Taylor r is pretty shitty too
No. 18485
>>18441>Best milkJonny and Sydsopsycho's ongoing white trash shitshow
>Favorite cowHeather Sparkles
>Worst cowUsagi Kou, or PnP, it is a tie
>HorrorcowShayna
>Best trollGimpgirl, if she is in fact trolling (many anons believe she is, and I hope it's true)
>Worst trollCameron on the Vicky thread, kek x 1,000,000, the funniest thing to happen on lolcow in a while, imho
>Best comebackGlad to see the PT milk flowing again
>Biggest plot twistI really assumed Erin Painter had quit the cow life for good … only for her to return as "Nina Rose"
>Best user submitted contentBakeranon/Bakerfag in the pro ana scumbags thread, taking one for the team and baking and eating N2F's terrible food – farmer of the year!
>Best comment>>>/pt/801334 This pic of Cameron, on the Vick thread
>Worst posterThe wks on pro ana scumbags
No. 18488
>>18441BEST MILK/ot/ being closed and the shitfest that happened on /meta/ afterward
FAVORITE COWJeffree Star & Shane Dawson, we saw the decline of their career happening this year and shit was very funny. Well deserved too.
WORST COWMicky Moon, her thread is literal shit, full of infighting, whiteknights, and people who bump her thread with no milk.
HORRORCOWStrawbewwyaggy, cause he's a disgusting pedo troon.
BEST TROLLBorzoi anon(s), komaeda kin anon
WORST TROLLScrotes BTFO
BEST COMEBACKMy vote goes to Shane Dawson & crew being put in /pt/, finally. I think he's getting what he deserves.
BIGGEST PLOT TWISTDigibro becoming a troon and leaving May
BEST USER SUBMITTED CONTENTMy vote goes to this
>>18445BEST COMMENTMy vote goes to this
>>18455 kek
WORST POSTERThe whole maid thread on /m/ that caused a whole bunch of spergery on /ot/ with an anon overly defensive of yaoi
But also, Finnanon
No. 18499
>Best milkwatching poor Steve at Gumroad customer service try to explain in multiple email correspondences with an angry stwabwewymilk/aggy/matt why his comics featuring children drinking pee/getting pissed on/ molesting each other were being removed from the platform, followed by matt putting Steve the Customer Service man on blast via twitter and trying to stir up public support to "cancel" Gumroad for oppressing him as a "trans woman artist". Only his other pedophile friends lend him support because the dipshit included Steve's very reasonable emails that any sane person could see the logic in. So fucking funny.
>HorrorcowStwawbwewymilk/matt. see above and take into consideration his horrifying chaturbate sessions in which he drank his own pee and masturbated in a baby voice for old men, and of course, as usual, his blatant pedophilia and bestiality obsession as seen in his twitter likes (not for the faint of heart). also what
>>18497 said
>Worst cownot worst specific cow per se but the entire boring thread on vtubers that got colonized by scrotes
>Best CommentThe person who compared momokun dancing to their dementia-ridden grandmother
No. 18500
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>Best milk
Shoe and Greg breakup (including her skinwalker), everything revealed about Shane Dawson
>Favorite cow
Heather Sparkles, she matured into such a nice cow.
>Worst cow
Venus for her rapid downfall and becoming like her shitty mother. Her threads are just sad now.
>Horrorcow
PnP for her animal abuse and becoming more and more unhinged, every person mentioned in Nika's thread for being a trainwreck and Aggy for being absolutely disgusting on all levels
>Worst troll
The /ot/ anon who was pretending to be on xanax with her writing style
>Best comeback
PT gracing us once again, Erin
>Biggest plot twist
also everything revealed about Shane Dawson
>Best user submitted content
Bakeranon in the pro-ana cows threads, the fanart of Steve in the Aggy thread, the "Lolcow Inn" and "Funny Post" threads on /ot/.
>Worst Poster
PULLfags seeking shelter once again, neetlita, the entirety of the vtuber and kiwifarms threads(aka scrotes), whatever goes on in the Egirl threads
No. 18503
>>18441>Best MilkTough… 2020 was a pretty milky year, from Digitroon actually trooning out and his gf running to Ethan Ralph of all people, closure of /ot/ and the sheer ass-pain it caused, the (first) time canyon self-posted, the e-girl who was caught not only creating the first thread but self-posting leading to the entire thread being a dumpster fire of twitterfags and poor intergrators, Kiwifarms turning on Josh, PULL finally shutting down, and their discord admin being outted as an absolute degenerate.
>horrorcowGimpgirl, digitroon (mainly his rotting mouth), aggy, and most of the posts in the mtf thread.
>best comebackAnons teaching the e-girls how to integrate
>biggest plot twistPULL finally closing down and the absolute insanity that followed.
>best troll/commentButters. Never forget:
stamin rose and /cgi/
>worst postersAll the e-girls, twitterfags, artfags, shaynafags, ass-blasted troons/genderspecials in the mtf/ftm threads, /soc/anon, tamara, whoever the fuck still posts in the onion thread, the trio of retards in yumi's thread, that one anon in keekers thread who flipped her shit at french anon, and anon who keeps getting
triggered by the filthy fujos.
>worst trollBrittany Venti. She's like the voldemort of shoe threads, speak her name or anything about her, and all hell breaks loose.
No. 18504
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>Best user submitted content
No. 18510
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i had kind of taken a break from the site but came back this summer so i wasnt here for everything unfortunately. i feel so sad i missed a lot tbh
>Best milk
either shayna becoming OBESE (shocked me) or juwune and pregs breakup
>Favorite cow
honestly belle delphine, i can see her peaking and crashing and burning really fucking bad this coming year.
>worst cow/Horrorcow
shayna makes her life horrible, so easily her, can see her on /pt/ this coming year
>Biggest plot twist
was surprised and disappointed ellen page became a tranny
>prediction for 2021 lolcow:
belle delphine mental breakdown, its only a matter of time, and she hasnt even released her stupid porno yet.
>Best Comment
pic related i had saved
No. 18515
>Best user submitted content Seconding
>>18500 Steve and Lolcow Inn
>Worst PosterEveryone in the artist salt threads and everyone in the vtuber thread
No. 18531
>Best milkPreg breaking up with Shoe.
>Worst cowOnion or Momo. They used to be so great but completely fell off.
>HorrorcowNika/Jaelle
>Best comebackOur everlasting Queen PT.
>Biggest plot twistShayna and Fupa still dating.
>Best user-submitted content>>18500 Thirding Steve!
>Worst posterScrotes, especially the ones in the vtuber drama thread.
No. 18534
>>18510changed my mind
>Biggest plot twistits actually belle being horrible at making porn hahaha its hilarious how her fans are either angry shes doing sexual acts with her bf or that she is absolutely terrible at giving head.
No. 18544
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>worst cow
Lillee Jean and her mom, every time I see her god forsaken mouth I want to kill myself
>fave cow
Victoria Shingle, after all these years she’s still the female neck beard gift that keeps on giving
>worst troll
Cameron protein bar-san
Best milk
>Shane Dawson getting fucking deleted
>horrorcow
Luna Slater, that anon that made her call her father while masturbating or whatever telling him she’s getting a job n stuff.
Oof nightmares
No. 18546
>>18453Best Troll/Best Comment
Gotta be Cameron from the Vicky thread. The man nearly died of starvation, some say his weight lifting career will never recover.
No. 18549
>>18441>Best milkCameron and his printed map
>Favorite cowGimpgirl
>Worst cowIn terms of being a letdown, Blaire White had a few false starts this year (the Yaniv thing, the doxx) but never delivered any milk and the thread stayed boring
>HorrorcowAggy/Matt/strawbwewymilk
>Worst troll/worst posterPoster who always derails the Porjared thread if anons do not hate on Heidi exactly equally to the other cows
>Best comebackErin Painter
No. 18593
>Best milkPULL shutting down
>Favorite cowazealia banks
>Worst cowmicky?
>Horrorcowluna, always, and the phone call with her dad
>Worst troll1. pitbull 2. borozi
>Best comebackbased on on anons bitching in /meta/ and threads "i've been here for 5 years and people still keep calling me newfag" i'm going to say
>>18516>Biggest plot twistbelle delphine being bad at porn
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)erin's self posts
>>>/snow/893154 (was revealed at the very end of last year so worth a shot)
>Best Comment>>>/snow/1006084>Worst Posterxanaxchan
No. 18609
>>18608My god that thread was harrowing. Almost succeeded in forgetting about it until you brought it up lol. Those images of her picking stuff out of her rotting legs will never leave me
but yes anons please continue to argue how shatna’s dorky porn makes her a horrorcow
No. 18617
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>Best milk
Shoe and Gregory breaking up, /ot/ being closed and the weeping and gnashing of teeth that followed.
>Favorite cow
Dolly Mattel. Shayna ending up in a mental hospital over Fupa. Unintentionally cosplaying as Yaniv and killing it.
>Worst cow
Micky Moon. Her thread is pure shit and autism. I don't know why I keep going back hoping to be entertained.
>Horrorcow
Nika. So many things to point out but the dad fucking thing got me.
>Best troll
Gimpgirl. I'm still not sure if she's trolling.
>Worst troll
Cameron. Dude almost died because he didn't have any protein bars!
>Best comeback
Has to be our Queen PT and the milked that followed.
>Biggest plot twist
Onision shoving dildos in his ass for nickels after losing Patreon twice.
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
Bakeranon, Shayna & Momokun edits.
>Best Comment
pic related The reprimand from Admin because Tamara wouldn't stop emailing them about being called a dog fucker and threatening to go to the police.
>Worst Poster
Tamara spamming in /snow/ with her multiple personalities which included pretending to be Null.
No. 18622
>>18465>best milkThe anons filling Usagi Kou thread with those super ancient photos and the old milk we never heard of before
>favorite cowTsundebolt and her skinwalking for sure
She is busy under another name and image that we have yet to find out.
No. 18645
>>18593I forgot about Luna's phone call with her dad. That was heartbreaking.
>>18595I agree and think the anons that say Shayna belongs in /pt/ are bitter sexworkers themselves. She hasn't done anything really milky in the last year except have stupid Twitter sperg-outs, gain weight, and make gross porn. 75% of her thread are commenting on her looks. Being fat and bad at posing isn't milk
No. 18648
>>18647I cant believe there's an argument about how much feces you have to get in your mouth to constitute "eating shit." Im pretty sure the toy had streaks of poop and then it went into her mouth. To me that's eating shit.
Does someone have to look like their gobbling down a Baby Ruth for you to give the thumbs up that a proper scat feast occurred?
No. 18655
Bakeranon came through today, strengthening her nomination for best user submitted content.
It came at a great price, as she got sick from the bakes. We salute her and wish her a speedy recovery.
>>>/snow/1114627 No. 18688
Polls are officially up, most categories allow for two votes. I didn't include best submitted user content or comment because there's no upload option, as a result we're encouraging anons to continue posting their favorite content here in the meantime.
[Vote here]
No. 18814
>>18798shes still out there too just digging her way thru her leg like early game terraria.
her eyes are doin some weird shit now too tho. the crazy cant be contained.
No. 18829
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Onision for best cow for turning his court case into a Tim and Eric sketch
> random ass youtuber i've never met: served
> the wrong chris hansen: also served
> dusty old beanie: on
> old adidas that make you look taller: on
> bulletproof vest: accidentally put on backwards but on regardless
> old ass suit from an old shitty death note parody: on
> lawyer: none needed
it's court time
No. 20037
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The results are in!
Best Milk:
Shane Dawson and Jeffree Star getting #cancelled
Close second, with a 7 vote difference being Shay confirming her secret relationship with Fupapa and her mental breakdown.
No. 20038
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Favorite Cow:
Shayna, with a whopping 53.9% of votes!
No. 20039
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Worst Cow:
Belle Delphine. No comment needed.
No. 20040
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Horrorcow:
Luna Slater.
No. 20041
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Best Troll:
Nobody.
No. 20042
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Best Comeback:
Moo resorting to selling fetish porn
No. 20043
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Biggest Plot Twist:
PULL shutdown.
No. 20044
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Worst Poster:
Scrotes
No. 20045
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Worst Troll:
Jaelle Stilles selfposting
No. 20066
>>20055Ikr it's gold
>>20040>what the hell is that white thing kek. A well deserved award