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No. 712809
go ahead and say it
previous thread
>>>/ot/705668 No. 712949
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My bfs ex is starting to skinwalk me and I honestly find it really funny, sis looks like a fucking goblin with fried hair kek
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x3
No. 712982
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>teacher sends me alone to interview an outpatient
>panic because I haven't been alone with a patient in more than a year due to covid, and because I'm an autistic retard in general
>girl: so you're studying for what?
>oh, i'm still a student, I'm not studying for anything (ie, i'm not an intern)
>yeah, I can see that
I mean, that burn was so fucking smooth I couldn't even be mad.
But I asked everything I should ask, so mission accomplished.
No. 713001
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Anyone have any shitty ex bf revenge/karma stories? They fuel me.
No. 713004
>>713001Yeah I got one.
Dated a guy in high school whom I also lost my virginity to. He had an ex-girlfriend who was even mildly racist to me despite being a half breed. She cheated on him a lot, even at one point cheating by betting her friend that his cum tasted sweet? Yeah, she's that kinda gal.
Anyways, he ended up falling in love with another girl once he graduated and broke up with me while laughing while I cried.
New girl didn't want him. Few years later, he's now married to the ex-gf who cheated on him several times. It may seem like I took an L, but really it was a big W.
No. 713026
>>713003Yeah I notice this too, particularly people being unable to spot obvious sarcasm. Might be a cultural thing, or autistic people struggling.
I’m only talking about on here and online in general. It’s rare I meet someone irl that can’t detect jokes.
No. 713046
>>713026the situations that made me make this post
>youtuber taking another youtuber's joke seriously>youtuber making a joke and a handful of people in the comments taking it seriouslyi can give some slack if someone doesn't pick up humor through text… but not this
No. 713073
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Why are there those little bumps on top of soda cup tops if people never use them
No. 713084
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i LOVE reading redpill or seduction advice/guides aimed at men on sites like reddit just so i know how to play guys who try to pull that shit on me. i remember years ago when i was at a nightclub w my friend, some loser was trying to neg her and when i called him out on it by being like "oooo is this negging? like, from the book the game? wow!" he started to get visibly stressed out. it was a delicious thing to witness. i'm not that direct usually, i mainly use their own tactics against them.
No. 713089
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Why do I have such a bad case of ugly ass bitch disease
I look like the bastard child of Ready to Glare and Sylvester Stallone's dead son (rip)
No. 713091
>>713073What
>>713082 said, apparently for the benefit of people with diabetes and stuff
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>>713150That absolutely hilarious. Keep it up, queen
No. 713320
>>713315>washing your face with only water gets you clearer skin than slathering dozens of weird chemicals on your face in some super specific order every day.Why are you saying this as if everyone has the same skin? And anyway dirt can still be on your skin, water is just water. I doubt you wash your body with
just water. You don't have to use a bunch of products but at least have some kind of cleanser, moisturizer and sunscreen, and they don't have to be "chemicals" (chemicals also aren't even a bad thing? Water's a chemical).
I swear anytime someone says anything about skincare anywhere, there's always someone to say it's unnecessary and brag about the fact they don't use any products.
No. 713323
>>713320Water is not a "weird" chemical.
I literally just use water for my face and my skin is basically flawless
Diet makes all the difference. Products don't do much in the long run
No. 713362
>>713331>>713334Nta, but
most people regardless of gender don't need multiple specialized products and routines, they just need to keep clean and eat well. The cosmetics industry has been pushing it's products on women too hard, marketing it to the majority and making huge profits. OP is behaving as if using those products should be the norm, of course she's going to get backlash. A lot of us are sick of that shit being shoved down our throat. Use it if you want, just stop pretending it's normal. It's not.
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Sometimes you girls drive me nuts and I ask myself why i even continue to come here. But at the same time I love your crazy dumb asses. Thank you for existing
No. 713389
>>713362How is it not normal? If it's because those products are not natural,
natural skincare exists and works btw there's a lot of shit in this world humans have created. Skincare is not suddenly this super evil thing because of that, and skincare being pushed on women doesn't change that it is helpful to a lot of men and women. It's basically just soap and lotion made for your face because the skin on your face is different. You're not better than cause you use water and bodywash to clean your skin.
No. 713391
>>713372Warn the kids, they can be groomed.
>>713385People who grew up in
abusive families might see red flag behaviour as normal. It is all the know.
No. 713395
>>713389It's needless. Why would I use something that doesn't benefit me and hurts the environment? No positives, only negatives.
It's not normal to ruin the environment by being a consoomer of shit you don't need. It's not smart, it's not wise.
No. 713396
>>713385Most relationships don't start
abusive. Then the woman ends up being too in love and in denial to what is happening to her, especially if there's no physical violence involved. Most scrotes also end up isolating their partners, so they feel trapped and unworthy of anything else.
No. 713427
>>713385It’s not about being more or less intelligent, my
abusive, isolating scrote ex was borderline dyslexic, socially stunted and just an all round spaz. Whereas I was significantly less of a spaz than he was, but because of my desperation to be loved, and my low self esteem, I became inclined to believe his isolating lies.
No. 713454
>>713441I was the same. I would constantly be told “nobody else will ever love you because you’re a psychotic retard”. I knew that I was objectively more desirable, likeable and had more potential than he did, besides other people found me attractive unlike him. Yet I was so badly hurt I didn’t want to risk being hurt even worse by a new person. It’s just so comforting to stick with what you know and use them to heal yourself of the abuse they caused, further deepening the trauma bond.
My ex was incapable of intelligent conversation but he was a highly capable manipulator, not just of me but other women and men.
No. 713471
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feel like pure shit just want him out of custody
No. 713474
>>713471Same sis.
>>713473>dumbyes
>uglyno, he is dreamy
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>>713471>>713474girls, he's bald under the hat
No. 713484
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>>713477he's ugly under the makeup too, what's your point?
No. 713495
>>713493NTA but
>liking a handsome man>retarded fetishIt's perfectly normal to find this guy attractive. He is hot.
No. 713503
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why do troons always dress so fucking badly
No. 713600
>>713573So you're saying michael cera isn't hot? What the
Fuck?
No. 713609
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Fuck it. Depeche Mode posting
No. 713616
>>713573Go to /g/ anon, there's a lot of conventional moid posting there
It's just that the "ugly" (or actual
ugly) become memes at /ot/
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>>713384ilu bitch
>>713492queen shit. I find that as I grow older my confidence grows too. I'm giving less of a shit about looking ~beautiful~ and it's honestly so freeing.
No. 713640
>>713601there's more than driver but the driverposts are so numerous and memorable that it's easy to forget those other men
>>713621at the end of the day it's really up to what you find attractive, if you find most men ugly, it's ok. i don't want to find men attractive at all but i am drawn to what i'm drawn to and i can't stop it
>>713609more like depeche moid amirite
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>>713605So you're saying…he isn't…hot?
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>>713687michael cera is not hot
No. 713712
>>713708I-I uhh umm uhhh
Uhhhhhh
Ellen page was kinda hot too but uhhh
No. 713714
>>713707I specifically remember when Finnanon got outed for being Finnish, the anon said it was because Finnish people are known for degen behavior or something
>>713713CaptainDegenerate. She's pretty big in the AO3 AOT community. She's a fantastic writer and I like all her work except for "Stray Kittens & Leather Collars". That one was just disgusting.
No. 713791
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I've spent the last few hours debating whether or not I should buy a special collector's edition of a novel even though it costs twice as much as the regular paperback version. I hate how difficult this decision is, my brain knows it's financially smarter to just get the standard paperback but damn I do love a pretty cover. anons, am I a fool or should I say fuck it and treat myself
No. 713805
>>713772I want this sm, please universe some non-
abusive romantic companionship would be really nice. Otherwise why am I still here, just to suffer?
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Man I do love lurking /pol/ during habennings, it's schizo milk nonstop
If AOC was gonna make a good Hitler-chan, she'd better put all male-kinds in camps
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I didn't save the notes i had on my phone with art ideas before I restored the factory settings….
No. 713884
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fashion kween
No. 713913
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Best way to make 500$ in a month? I'm in Canada if that helps. I neglected my health bad and now it's coming to bite me in the ass. I'm seriously considering down efindom and ghosting the men once they send me $$$.
No. 713928
>>713913girl sell your stuff on ebay or offerup i swear. i’ve made $200-300 this week alone through offerup. marie kondo tf out if your belongings and catch those sales
i’ve also had really good luck finding stuff for free on the st and reselling it online. furniture and plant related stuff tends to go the fastest
No. 713934
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Just found out someone who's been quite nice/kind to me might actually be a tranny.
I feel pretty bad, thinking about how my views would hurt their feelings. But at the same time, I can't just turn away from reality. This sucks.
No. 713937
>>713934don’t feel bad just do what makes you feel comfortable
I just found out one of my best friend’s husband trooned out on her recently and she’s staying by him so all I can do is ignore his existence.
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Every time I see this dude I wanna stab him with an EpiPen so bad
No. 714195
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I'm so sad that android husbandos probably will not become a thing in our lifetime… and even if they do, they will be expensive as fuck and probably still acting retarded. I just want to live with a robot version of my fictional husbando reeee
does anyone know any otome with robot husbandos? or manga/anime beyond Zettai Kareshi and Hal, which I still need to watch. Films are ok too
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>>714195the kagerou daze manga is pretty good and has a qt AI boy, the anime is trash though.
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Mfw 15.5k redditards upvoted my shitty reddit post not knowing i've committed terf crimes on every other post i've ever made on that shitty ass site. Can't wait for my inevitable #cancellation
No. 714316
>>711905>cold water is bad for you, especially for women, since it's over-chills your bodyThis isn't a superstition, it's very relevant in cold climates. The outside cold air is kept out by your winter jacket and skin pretty well, but cold water inside the stomach is insulated by nothing and radiates cold right into your bloodflow, which has to work extra hard to generate warmth (and carries the cold it absorbed throughout your body as it goes)
Women's bodies have less water in them and are smaller, so the cooling effect from the same glass of cold water is stronger. Not really a survival issue if it's a warm climate and apartment, but I sometimes drink ice cold water during hot summers and I've noticed it does kind of make me nauseous.
No. 714354
>>714314you're living the dream
nonnyUgh best was when I had a flirtationship with a flatmate tbh, watching the dude posture while shirtless in the kitchen when he saw that I came in, late late night chats where we aaaalmost commited to it…dang I miss it. Not him, just the dynamic with him and any other male I extensively flirted with.
No. 714375
>>714150It would be creepy and disrespectful if your friends told your boyfriend they wanted to have sex with you. Wtf? Why was this even coming up in conversation with them? Also, don't believe that. Studies have shown men are more likely to have a desire to bang their female friends than women are to see male friends as current/future sex partners. Men
will have sex wherever they can get it and don't presume that just because they weren't stupid enough to freely tell this to your partner that they wouldn't jump on the opportunity if they felt it arose (i.e. if you eventually break up). Always stay guarded around scrotes, even the "nice" ones.
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i'm really obsessed with steve buscemi and those memes where they photoshop his eyes onto people are starting to look normal to me (or better, somehow)
No. 714449
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I was hoping for a Pogchamp emoticon of the deer girl.
No. 714450
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I don’t even care about the trooning out, it’s the fact they could almost pass as twins. The fuck.
No. 714489
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I'm a hardcore radfem but my boyfriend is a real life otome character and sometimes it makes me feel bad when shitting on the male population as a whole.
No. 714504
>>713001Yeah, I got one.
Okay, so basically, when I was 14, I was in a relationship with this 17-year-old guy, right? He was good until we were actually in one, then the creepiness of the age dynamics, predatory, and shit behavior started crawling out, blah blah. He fucked me over like bigtime (I got hooked on pills, he took advantage of my inexperience, I literally lost my ability to socialize and genuinely care about people, and became dependent on him) then he cheated, then broke up with me. In the aftermath, I was fucked up.
Fast forward to a few months ago, aka four years later. We kept in contact sporadically, more him hitting me up then me texting him, and I could tell he had residual feelings for me. He asked me out, and I said sure, let's go some place. We kept that up for a while, and he lost his support group, so I became his support system. So, I would shower the guy with love and affection, then waited until everything in his life was going wrong. I ghosted him with a mean ass goodbye message.
Now he's an alcholic who vagueposts about me on the daily. :) And man, I should feel bad, but I'm not even sorry. Dude shouldn't have been a creep.
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Dont wanna sleep and its my day off tomorrow so time to make some 2am cookies wahoo!
No. 714532
>>714489I'm jealous as shit but enjoy it
nonny, you found a unicorn. Doesn't invalidate the fact that the vast majority of scrotes are still self-absorbed, opportunistic rape apes and you shouldn't feel guilty about acknowledging that fact.
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>>714549Onions and green bell peppers
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>>714549Veggies only?
Cause my favorite pizza is broccoli, creamy cheese and bacon
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>>714607Men are truly deranged
No. 714629
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>>714607What they’re talking about is a symptom of PTSD. They first clocked it while watching their disgusting porn, seeing women with glazed over dead eyes disassociating so they don’t have to be mentally present in the horrible scene.
>>714620Men aren’t capable of loving women. Never forget that.
No. 714671
>>714652>Like cancer patients>TelethonsI refuse to believe this isn't a troll post it's too funny
>>714663Be the change you want to see anon
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>>714681that vid is depressing but based barry
No. 714766
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i wish i weren't autistic so my online personality quiz results would not be skewed towards sociopathy
No. 714767
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This guy I know did the idrlabs thing and got high compassion, empathy and altruism
>Posts trashy lewd stuff about women
>Complains about women betraying him
>Gun nut
>Constantly threatens violence on whatever's bothering him at the moment
No. 714794
>>714788my hs physics teacher sent me dick pics on snapchat after I graduated and then got arrested for sleeping with a student
maybe something about physics makes them creeps
sorry you had to deal with him anon he sounds like a raging douche. if I ever have a daughter who has to deal with a man like that at school I will take great pleasure in kicking his ass
did you ever look him up online? I feel like weirdos like that always have some kind of strange online presence also
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These are so fucking bad. If you're vegan/vegetarian pls don't buy these burgers. It's just plain chewy unflavored shit
No. 714928
>>714913what if you make like a throwaway meal in the oven first? then the next meal will be after something you've made so it should be all good.
maybe cookies or something for your neighbors? (if you live somewhere where that's the norm)
or something you can donate to a local women's shelter? (a casserole?)
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>>714933They are and so are the mandarin orange chicken. Gardein has some bangers, but idk. These burgers were just ass. I think I even had these burgers (pic related) and they were good so, idk what happened. They need to stop trying to be Impossible and Beyond Burger and stick to what they know.
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>>714942Idk where you live or if it's available in your country, but you should try buying from amazon! Reviva Foods soy steaks are so fricken tender. Sometimes you just gotta make the fake meat yourself though, like carrot salmon or black beans as ground meat. I hope you find some good stuff anon. Vegan and vegetarian food only got more popular in America recently, and tbh the only time I can find shit that isn't the same 5 items over and over is when I go to health food stores.
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I'm so deprived of handsome guys that are about my age, when I go outside rarely and see one I have to keep myself from staring, I miss going to college there were so many pretty boys
No. 715026
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i bet venti eats coochie like a champ
No. 715036
>>715005same, never thought about it but i've only ever seen like a handful of attractive men irl (most of which were doctors?)
>>715026pickmes don't eat coochie
No. 715096
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Why is tumblr like this. It’s just so weird to put “white” in your bio. Like… why..
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>>714903I prefer just making my own from beans or lentils. I always disliked beef so I don't want something that tastes like it, I want a patty (or meatball or meatloaf or anything else) with vegetable flavour. Fake chicken products are harder to replicate though so I prefer buying them from the store.
No. 715109
>>713987As far as selling through offerup goes I don’t really pay attention to whats popular tbh; I just find stuff on the side of the road and go for it. Not like any old junk off the road ofc, the way I see it is that if I think something looks cute enough to pick up, someone else would buy it never knowing it was on the street. You’d be amazed.
I’ve had good luck selling plants and related items (pots, plant stands, etc), patio furniture, side tables, lamps, dressers, tools, you name it. Sometimes I search an item beforehand to get a general sense of the average price and then post mine on the lower side of things just to guarantee a sale. Just be reasonable with your pricing and willing to haggle because people will low ball you on prices constantly. It’s all pretty fun lol I recommend it if you’ve got the time/space to store stuff. Hope this was helpful. Good luck anon!
No. 715110
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I'm going to take a break from Lolcow.
Don't get me wrong, I love this site, but I'm going to focus more on personal stuff right now. Wish me luck anons!
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anons help me please today has been absolute shit not even a good shit just horse shit smelly,green and ugly
should i eat a very greasy high calorie food to feel better? is emotional eating justify in this case?
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Every 5 minutes my gut rumbles and I feel like I'm going to shit myself, but when I'm on the toilet nothing comes out.
No. 715148
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Does anyone actually have a set amount they would want their partner to pay for a wedding ring? Honestly just asking cause I'm curious about what farmers think of ring prices. I know I wouldn't want my s/o to get something super cheap. Admittedly, I am a little materialistic, but rings are not like a wedding where it happens for like 3 hours and it's over, I'm gonna be wearing that ring for the rest of my life. I don't want something that's gonna fall apart and make my finger turn green, and if we get divorced I could sell it BUT I also wouldn't want my s/o to spend a bunch of money if they can't afford it
Also, diamonds suck.
No. 715156
>>715148Cheaping out on a wedding ring is absurdly disrespectful. If you're going to wear something almost 24/7 for the literal rest of your life, you should get something high quality that you love, no matter what item of clothing or jewelry it is. And it applies 10x over for something that is meant to symbolize your relationship. I don't like to wear jewelry so if I have to wear a ring it better be great.
Ofc that doesn't mean the cost should be extravagant or you can't work within a budget, you can get nice rings for a reasonable price.
No. 715161
>>715148The budget for the ones I told my bf to get were no less than $6k, and I consider these rings budget friendly.
My girlfriends boast about their $700 rings and tbh it really shows. Their rings look cheap shopping mall pieces.
No. 715187
>>715173Are you seriously trying to imply what I said is somehow related to traditional gender roles? Not the fact that wearing something constantly means you should get something worth wearing? I literally specified that the same logic applies to anything you wear all the time, not just rings.
Sorry such a practical and reasonable concept offended you tho, I'm sure that $2 ring pop your bf gave you was a true expression of love and romance so don't feel bad.
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>>715202>Being this mad over one-sentence repliesWow that anon really riled you up huh
No. 715227
>>715222Idk, I feel like rings less than 6k aren't cheap at all
and I'm the OP of the ring post, so I agree with spending a good bit on money on a wedding ring and doesn't mean the guy doesn't want you. 6k is such a specific number anyway. Ngl, if you're
>>715161, I feel like you might just be saying 6k because that's what your ring cost lol. I would probably expect 2k and up (depending on how rich the guy is obviously. If he's making bank then it's a lot higher). Most actual quality brands make you spend 1-2k minimum for a ring and the type of gemstone I would want makes the ring more expensive. I also wouldn't date a broke guy, but if someone's fiancé/bf genuinely can't afford a 6k ring but still saves for the best they can get (which is hopefully still at least 1k), I understand that.
No. 715228
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Anons oh my fucking god this whole time I thought my boss's name was Medium. I was like huh that's kind of a cool unique name!! I found out today while writing her name out on a form and having her check it over that her name is MIRIAM. I'M SUCH AN IDIOT SHE AND MOST OF MY COWORKERS ARE MEXICAN!!! Luckily she thought it was funny and we had a solid laugh over it but I want to die!
No. 715240
>>715225Saying a man doesn't want you if he doesn't want to spend a ton of money on a useless piece of jewelry is really silly, what is wrong with all the anons in this thread
FDS rhetoric makes sense in early stages of the relationship, but at the point of engagement you and you so should be best friends that trust each other, I don't think that the whole representation and value of your relationship could or should be put into a piece of jewelry.
Maybe I'm saying this because I grew up in a culture where this isn't really a big thing so I don't understand you guys, but still shit comes off as silly.
No. 715280
>>715240I mean I get where you come from. I'm not into jewelry in general, so someone spending a fortune to buy me a ring would be kind of disappointing, and I don't care about showing it off to other women. But it can be translated into any other gesture that personally fits your relationship, since at that point he should know you enough.
Remind me of my first relationship where the guy got a somewhat expensive necklace after 1 month of dating (relative to his financial situation at that time). I wore it just out of obligation, but I really don't like wearing any jewelry, and I don't like that it's the default gift idea for women you're courting. He also bought me potted flowers even though I told him not to for women's day.
No. 715353
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An anon mentioned Ivan Coyote somewhere, so I had to look her up and ended up going back to pics of her - I think she's hot and looks like a super young Steven Fry. Guess I'm not that straight, lel
No. 715377
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Majima is 54 in this pic, as well as a lifelong smoker. Real scrotes could never
No. 715407
>>715390>dumbass woke ig pagesI hate them so much, I wonder if the people making those retarded slideshows and infographs are getting paid enough to spew so much shit.
I particularly hatefollow pictoline, it’s so retarded and preachy at times.
No. 715422
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>>715407kek I hatefollow a couple too. my favorite is thefatsextherapist
No. 715580
>>715572I thought it was a meme, what the fuck
>straight menThat's turbo gay tho
No. 715687
>>715679I know that feel, anon. I’ve had way too many sex dreams about my husbando of the month
usually megatron sometimes they look like humans I swear being amazing and it’s sad how 3D scrotes will never compare.
No. 715734
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I just want to learn how to braid my hair so I can wear pretty braids when I feel like feeling cool! But my hands are stupid and they forgot how to braid when I used to braid my hair all of the time even if it wasn’t nothing fancy! Now I can’t even do a simple twist because it’s like my hands are drunk like “fuck you and fuck your hair now we will proceed to do nothing”
No. 715753
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Shout out to all my nail-biting bitches. I'm gonna try to put fake nails on mine so I won't bite them, and I already know it's gonna be hell.
No. 715805
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What dumbass thing do you do that makes you go "oh yeah, I'm PMSing." Mine is taking every single thing someone says to me extremely personally
No. 715823
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>>715816Always found her dull tbh. A lot of other vegan youtubers are cows but at least they're interesting.
No. 715835
>>715828It's honestly just such a horrible take. Not to start a fight about BLM or whatever, but I just watched the BLM video she made (I haven't watched her channel in a hot minute tbh so I didn't even know about it) and she made a lot of awful points in that one as well. It's especially so weird to see this video about cheating, when she said she didn't talk about BLM because she wanted her channel about veganism to only be about veganism (which isn't true because she's made videos that had absolutely nothing to do with being vegan). I've never realized how flip floppy she is. Definitely not watching her anymore lmao
>>715831In the vid she said it's just a couple feminists she saw on social media…..so not society at all, then? What a misleading thing to say. Absolutely dumb. In fact, women are probably treated worse than men for cheating.
No. 715844
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>>715796>>715813pic rel used to be me walking. I also used to get really irritated when others don't notice their surroundings. nowadays, I just try to chill and not get annoyed and be compassionate and pragmatic. I literally tell my mean internal dialogue "let the poor woman/man walk" a lot
No. 715869
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This is what Greg’s dock and balls look like
No. 715987
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I looked up the name of a song in google translate because I didn't understand it and it was called dismemberment of the body and soul and I said what a cool name it was and my roommate just went to church and said she will pray for me
No. 716029
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sometimes i wish lolcow wasn't anonymous,im tired of pretending to be a sjw
No. 716147
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>>716123she’s sexy as hell anon nothing wrong with you
No. 716157
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I can't believe i got banned over replying to a known copy-pasta in a joking manner lmao. The retardation is real huh.
Also
>a vent
Bitch what? It's a fucking copypasta written by an actual incel. I'm so confusion?
No. 716173
>>716157Dude I got banned for retarded shitposting IN the retarded shitposting thread! Not even infighting.
Either old mods are going thru menopause or there are really shitty new mods but what is the point of /ot/ if there's going to be such oversensitivity?
No. 716182
>>716157If I don't get banned once every 3 months for some stupid shit I'm either 1. Not browsing lolcow enough or 2. Mods are sleeping.
Moderation on this site has always been stupid subjective but I've learned to just deal with it. Tends to happen the most when modship is getting new people, or when they feel they have to overreact to an influx of newfaggotry.
No. 716189
>>716149Stop being a faggot loser
>>716152I mean the juicy video
And I also fapped at this other vid where iggy azalea is slapping her butt
No. 716267
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I was typing out this long post about how I am so tired from being back at work for only three days, but then I realized I'm retarded. I have mild narcolepsy so I need like ten hours of sleep, but now I remember managing it by sleeping my regular 8hrs, then taking a 10-20min nap during my work break (it's 1hr long, I love my job).
One of the great things about quarantine was that I could sleep whenever and however long I wanted.
No. 716271
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Know a mtf in the closet who tried to suggest an art print for me and I told him it was too male gaze for me sowwy, shut that scrote right up
No. 716288
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>>716287DROPPED MY PIC FFS
No. 716363
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>>716333You only got one shot
No. 716365
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I really, really want a Poopsie. It's pedophilic and disgusting and I don't want to support the brand. But they're so pretty.
No. 716441
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My friend told me she was on the way like 1.5 hours ago, ruuuude
No. 716517
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I sometimes like Xiu Xiu's music, but some of it kind of grates on me, and I can't place why.
When I read and/or hear these lyrics, I just think of the tards talked about in the Lefthots thread. I can imagine Anna Khachiyan, that one obese perfume nationalist guy or pretty much any other obnoxious person from that "group" typing this on Twitter while talking about being mugged, feeling so proud of themselves for having a "profound" thought.
The actual song is probably how they think they sound in their own heads, too. This particular "style". Something about it just leaks cringy privilege and self-righteousness. Am I just schizo?