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No. 776032
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard
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… I don't get it
No. 776053
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Just now catching up on all of the retardation that Travis McElroy's been up to lately. I used to be a fan of MBMBAM until they all became too obnoxious, haven't looked up the brothers' activity in ages. This has been an extremely funny Sunday so far kek
No. 776057
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I love playing with Webber, he's too cute
No. 776066
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I noticed most of the twifags complaining about queer baiting in media are the biggest love live stans despite the huge amount of yuri bait this show has with no canon lesbians (riko and nozomi can be argued but neither of them are confirmed)
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The new nose
No. 776112
>>776111it's not the nose itself, it's the fact she had to "fix" her perfectly good nose to become an anime
I swear to god everyone on lc is autistic
No. 776113
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>>776108happy to line his pockets with your insecurity kek
why istanbul though? is that something they're known for?
No. 776148
I feel like I'm a decent conversationalist and company until the other person tries to ask personal questions or make me the topic, I absolutely hate talking about myself or my plans or dreams. I wish you could have intimate relationship without actually opening up, but when I try that balancing act, or just being mysterious for a time being, it'll still fall apart sooner or later.
>>776128Agreed.
No. 776172
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>>776149Yeah, it's a conversation-stopper. Mainly because I used to fill the slots in with random shit that I could convinvingly lie about like
>>776165 says, but I try not to lie anymore. I don't want to be cool either, I just don't want to be perceived.
Probably the shittiest take you'll read today, on level with cringey takes about Hitler, but I remember when I read about Stalin destroying every person who knew him in the past to create a void there no one could fill in, I thought "yeah, I get it". I'm obviously not a psychopath and would never hurt someone, but it is so uncomfortable to know that there's a version of me existing in other people's brain, and that there are people who can recognize me on the street living in my country. I'll pack up my shitty take now and eat some dessert.
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>>776172I thought that bird was some demonic creatures with a weirdly fleshy mouth, it took me a few minutes to find the bird.
No. 776192
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here we go
No. 776195
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>>776180Had to stop watching as soon as I saw his face. I know this man has nothing worth hearing to say about manwha/manga/anime.
No. 776216
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Slowly going blonde with the bleach bath method and my hair looks like PISS
No. 776260
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This is gonna sound like pickme shit but I prefer dating shorter men because they’re much more comfortable to cuddle.
No. 776261
>>776260Why do farmers fetishize manlets so much?
Are you all 5'10 and taller?
No. 776270
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>>776269Short face syndrome = more childish
No. 776276
>>776243>look at me I can talk to men about game of thrones and star warslmao, that is like the most normie shit ever, in fact I would guess game of thrones is more popular with women and redditors than with "nerds"
Do you watch super nerdy shows like Big Bang Theory too?
No. 776298
>>776295Holy shit
The most relatable post in this gif forbidden site
No. 776308
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>>776225Yis ive stocked up on loads hehe. Id recomend you and any anon that has bleached/dry/damaged hair this, its an absolute life saver and smells amazing!
No. 776322
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I'm in such a good and high vibe right now, sending it too my fellow nonnies
No. 776384
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this is way too retarded to go in the confessions thread but i think i'd.. fuck the isis wojak if given the chance
No. 776418
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Playing through Dark Souls 3 again and this time I actually did Sirris' questline and a bit of Yuria's too. I love Sirris, her voice is so soothing and authoritative, and she uses Darkmoon Blade which is one of my favorite miracles. Yuria is more understated and her outfit (picrel, on the right) is very stylish. The two of them give me impetus to continue playing this game until Elden Ring comes out.
No. 776426
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I just had the fucking insanest breakup of my entire life, there's no way there's gonna be one like this again
>be seeing guy for maybe a month and a half at the most
>he says "I love you"
>had already been wanting to tell him I'm not interested, we have no chemistry
>he says that shit
>fuck
>now I have to ghost him because I don't wanna deal with that shit
>just start ignoring his texts for a couple weeks
>he keeps saying shit like he needs to be with me, which like ew
>he finally says something to the effect of, "i love you so much and I miss you and I've never had a relationship like this" that type of shit
>and I'm like we ate buffalo wings at your cousin's apartment like four times
>I'm like, "Okay well we have to break up, sorry."
>he starts begging ot come over so we can at least break up in person
>I'm like, "We don't need to do that, I'm breaking up with you right now."
>he says he's coming over
>I'm already doped up on a shitload of xanax because I did not expect this to be happening tonight, so I don't think to call the police
>say "Okay I guess but I'm still breaking up with you"
>literally be living in my mom's garage because I lost my job during covid and shit is fucked right now
>he shows up
>he's wearing a house coat and shorts and it's like 20 degrees and 1am
>he comes in without knocking and sits down on my couch
>I am on so much xanax I basically can't feel anything
>he starts fucking hyperventilating and crying
>my xanax brain just goes, "ew"
>he starts in with the whole "I love you I need to be with you" shit
>but then
>he says, "I have money"
>my drug-addled brain fucking loses it's shit
>"You have money? What the fuck does that mean? You think you can fucking pay me to stay with you? You think I'm your emotional hooker?"
>he still b cryin
>too angry to stop
>"I would rather be fucking homeless than be paid to be with you. I'd rather die fucking face down in a storm drain than fucking get paid to be with you."
>he still on the I love you shit and crying
>"Get the fuck out of my mom's garage."
>start laughing because that sounded really funny because I'm turnt up on drugs and rage
>he's being a real baby tbh
>I'm now laughing my ass off and saying "GET THE FUCK OUT" while he's sobbing
>grab him by the house coat and drag him off the couch
>he goes fetal on the floor
>my dude, I am as high as absolute tits, honestly this was probably the best time this could have happened
>I'm still laughing my ass off, grab him under the armpits and drag him across the floor to the door
>drop him
>"Fucking go, what the fuck, get the fuck out"
>he starts clawing at me from the floor like he's trying to pull me down there with him
>it's like if you were watching someone else's dog, and it started diarrheaing everywhere suddenly, and it was scared so it kept jumping up on you, but it's not your dog so you're like holy shit no get away
>laughing so hard I feel like an insane person, but I am literally also furious
>he gives one last, "But I love you" a shot
>shake him off enough to get the door open
>drag both of us outside
>wrestle him off me
>go back in the garage and lock the door
>don't even call anyone, just leave him there
>get a bag of those Gardetto's rye chips
>still hear him crying outside
>eat a fat sack of rye chips and watch Solar Opposites while I listen to him cry for a while
I mean I guess he left at some point, his car is gone
That shit was bananas
Like I felt bad for him until he said he had money, like fuck that dude
No. 776429
>>776426What kind of lives are you guys living to attract literal psycho man babies? I'm just glad he didn't threaten you or do anything dangerous cause it could have gone south real quick. Fuck that dude, happy you broke up with him, anon.
>>776428Ah yes because nonhet relationships aren't as batshit crazy.
No. 776441
>>776261moid psyop
>>776435she did nothing wrong
No. 776447
>>776437>>776436>>776439>>776441Thank you queens
Don't do drugs lmfao
No. 776481
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The shota picrew on /m/ is making mad uncomfortable
And you know it's a discord weebtard that is doing a lot of these cause they tried to do the discord censor shit with []
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>>776481IA when I saw it as I was scrolling I was like who the fuck is posting this ugly shit lol
No. 776497
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I began to draw my characters for a proyect I'm working on, and maybe it is because I have seen a lot of underage fighting on the art community, but I got a feeling.
I have been studying some criminal psychology for my story but I began to feel that once I publish this, there's going to be a group of Twitter kids mistaking one of my characters for a genderspecial or a DIDfag Probably both. Stupid thing to worry about, but I have seen it too many times already, even on independent comics and such.
I'm scared anons, I actually liked how the whole proyect was going.
No. 776498
>>776497If they're wokies you can just say 'I was getting criticism from someone I showed this work to, they said it portrayed trans/nonbinary people and people with DID in a bad light so I just want to make it clear this character is cis and doesn't have DID'
This won't work if your average normal person would think the character is trans/has DID tho. Then you might get cancelled for using stereotypes, like wokies did with JK Rowling and goblins (some idiots think it's an antisemitic caricature because they have hooked noises and are bankers or rich or smth)
No. 776499
>>776497Don’t worry, anon, I’m also writing something that will most surely catch a bunch of twitfags either to bash it or to love it because it has gay men in love, hell, most of the projects I’ve been planning have at least one little thing that could make twitterfags go apeshit.
So just do your thing and don’t worry, now it’s twitterfags, back then it was tumblrites, there’s always going to be a group of people that will hate whatever you do even if you’re doing it for your own enjoyment, if not exactly because you’re enjoying what you’re doing.
No. 776524
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>when a guy says he has a dark sense of humor
No. 776591
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it’s so funny that typical 2D husbandos we like are probably toxic as shit and to some degree violent murderers because we make excuses for them
anyways this pic made me gay good morning anonnies
No. 776603
>>776591yeah but these
toxic antiheros aren't real and they can't hurt me and can't disgust me like irl men. it's not about them not being
toxic or shitty, it's the projection.
No. 776642
>>776626same
>>776635thanks, queen. it's weird but funny how many anons are interested in our thread for some reason
No. 776654
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This headline is literally making me lose it (the article is no better)
https://mobile.twitter.com/XtraMagazine/status/1378406949637783556 No. 776671
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>>776654god i hate performative ~kweers~ so much
No. 776726
>>776654>feeling her queerness slip awayYeah, that's totally how sexuality works. Also why conversion therapy is so effective. Great take.
We really need a name specifically for straight special snowflakes like this.
No. 776767
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What if men had to either get vasectomies, or pay a certain amount to the state to support adoptive/child welfare/child protective systems every month or year?
And if they wanted to have kids, they could have the vasectomy reversed, but they'd have to have their partner with them, and both of them would sign legal "release" forms?
No. 776775
>>776767Men would cry about bodily control, because you can't do that to
them. Also afak just handwaving vasectomies away as always reversible is oversimplifying it. They have a somewhat high fail rate (as in it fixes itself) and possibly reversible within a few years, but the more time passes, the slimmer the chance. Of course they could always just put sperm away, who even needs them to be shooting active ammo ever?
No. 776778
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Drawing seems so fun when I think about it, but when I actually try to draw something I feel like I am being punished. It's not fun at all.
No. 776855
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I had a nightmare that I was on lolcow and accidentally typed sage into the name field instead of the email field, and I got perma-banned before I could delete the post. Then a bunch of farmers replied like “your name is sage? what are you ftm? that’s such a fakeboi name!” and I couldn’t even reply to explain myself because I was banned.
No. 776858
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hai guys im hella stressed
No. 776868
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Sam reimi looks like yandev
No. 776889
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>>776877Fuck yeah, anon. Getting older is the best. I'm almost 30 and I'm living my best life without all that insecurity. Honestly think I get more beautiful as I age, and can't wait to rock older woman fashion like capes and shit
No. 776923
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I wonder if the anon that randomly created another dumbass shit thread out of the blue and linked the old one is just blind, high, or really stupid
No. 776927
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I accidentally wiped my ass with a clorox wipe, I realized halfway and washed with soap and water, it doesn't hurt at all but am I gonna die OMG
Yes I am on drugs.
No. 776935
>>776931A little blood was on my toilet papes. I think I already was too rough wiping. So my high genius brain said get wet wipe. foolish. I thought it was baby wipe. I feel no pain but I feel like I should. I think I'm ok guys but I'm nervous
Dear god I repent for my sins
No. 776944
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watching the serpent and finally we see a series without male uggos
No. 776950
>>776889>>776928>>776943Fuck yeah anons, I'm glad other women feel this way. I'm working just barely above minimum wage at my current job but I've gotten really into just not being as materialistic (since I am no longer depressed and don't seek happiness in material items anymore) so now I have more disposable income to invest and shit lol. My job is mostly chill and even on it's worst days is still manageable. Also, my mom has had greying hair since her 40s and I know she hates it but I'm excited for it kek. I just love the look of it so much. I want to unapologetically be old and confident.
> Honestly, having the time to make tea and drink it on a quiet day is the greatest thing. I value free time so much now.I couldn't have said it better myself. I love soaking up being present in the moment. My big picture isn't earning myself the title of 'Youngest woman to ever do XYZ!' I just want time and enough money to not worry.
>>776896I hope things will get better for you! I think I've become a lot wiser in a lot of ways, but since graduating college I also feel like I have a lot of trouble learning things. Sometimes I feel like my brain is rotting when I try to learn something for fun and I have to replay the same 10 seconds over and over and over again.
No. 776954
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me lurking at the anons who are saying it’s better to be old because they have more “free time and money” but still not realizing it’s only like that because they are old
doesn’t matter if you’re old or young life shouldn’t be like that regardless. keep that double dose of gen x/millenial copium
No. 777001
>>776981do you think that free/affordable
higher education means everyone will be forced to go to college or is this some weird "not every kid needs to learn how to read" thing? genuinely a little confused. everyone should have the right to basic education
No. 777009
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couple goals
No. 777056
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>>776940update I'm alright, asshole didn't burn off it seems. good night anonettes
No. 777088
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I fucking love how Aquaphor looks after it's soaked in for a couple hours, it makes me look so fucking healthy and moisturized
I wanna go out with my whole body and face coated with a layer of it, but I'm scared that I'm actually just crazy and it'll look like I'm greasy to everyone else
No. 777109
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I am ugly forbidden man fag and I've made so many threads that are currently in use here in /ot/ not that it is hard at all and even did some in /pt/ when I was more active there and I wonder how the nonnies that are always calling us underaged scrote newfags (or boogeyman flavor of the week) would react(driversperging)
No. 777117
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I don't get his hype. I don't get it why so many zoomies has crush with him. The only thing I know he's the dumb netflix romcom movie guy.
Maybe i'm a boomer in zoomies eye kek.
No. 777123
>>777117He's cute enough. I guess everyone has a bit of a type
As long as if it's not like sam hyde tier ugly I can almost always understand it
Cumberbatch is the exception to the rule I guess No. 777131
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>>777088>>777094Oh jeez I just bought a tube of this online because of you anons. Praying it'll erase my dry face skin problems
No. 777195
>>777166I can't recommend some of the anime I watched to people freely, because I know I just got used to all the retarded shit that can be in it, so I automatically ignore the bad parts, and I'm afraid of making my friends hate it on a "genre" level.
I do remember I had a year when I wasn't watching any TV/streaming or even keeping up with movies being released, and a guy I ran into looked at me like I was retarded, asked me if I lived under a rock, and recommended me some really awful looking live-action show about zombies in the korean empire coming out. He was one of those Netflix-junkies, and I'm pretty sure he'd watch anything as long as he can spend his night consuming
something, so I still get what you mean.
No. 777204
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>>777201You summed it up perfectly imo. Fuck him. I know some women’s channels (Chrissie, GoldenBaby, Lovelyti) who have made the similar points but on the whole I feel they occasionally miss the mark so it doesn’t always come together. You should make a commentary channel because you seem good at talking about these things.
No. 777208
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this anon's post in the mtf thread went unappreciated, i feel
No. 777213
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My neighbors keep receiving my mail and I just got my neighbors prescription meds/important mail in my own mailbox and I'm anxious because I ordered some…very questionable BL games with no tracking number and I don't want the neighbors to see them.
Why cant USPS and Fedex get their shit together
No. 777252
>>777179I breathe through my nose but I've always been super nervous that it's off putting to the person I'm kissing? Since it never seems like I can feel them breathing through their nose lol. When I kissed my ex gf I could tell she was breathing through her nose though and thought "oh so other people
do breathe through their nose".
No. 777258
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Moar gay men making fun of white women when really it’s just an excuse to make fun of women
No. 777310
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tried to create a tranny profile it ended up quite mild and not predatory enough. I wish the generator would let us write the bio
No. 777317
>>777314Oh yeah, I'm not going to. I'm just confused because even if it's obvious they are hoping for a quick fuck while they're here to review international contracts or for a conference I don't understand why they would go for mcdonalds when they can have a filet mignon instead.
Ngl if one of them would end up inviting me over for a fuck I wouldn't really mind that much as long as dinner at a fine as fuck restaurant and protection was included.
No. 777320
>>777317So you are fine to be a "McDonalds" meal for men who don't care about you and think you are an easy piece of meat? Yikes. Love yourself.
They don't go for "filet mignon" cause those women have self respect and won't fuck them.
No. 777328
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how to understand three levels of misogyny
No. 777332
>>777320Inside the brain of someone from r/femaledatingstrategy. Let me deliberately give the woman self-doubt about herself and her worth but also insult scrotes as well.
>tut that they don’t want filet minon which clearly isn’t you hahaGo fuck yourself.
No. 777346
>>777343If you only eat veggies and no cheese or dairy your will maybe fart more but they won't smell as bad.
I used to be vegan for a couple of years and even my poop smelled very inoffensive. Makes sense if you think about rabbit poop vs dog poop.
No. 777351
>>777296i feel like such a thread would
trigger too many husbando/waifufags
except for the ones with actual taste No. 777417
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I have no memory I should train my brain but even that I forget
No. 777440
>>777421Nta but reading something and writing down a summary/critical response about it also helps with this kind of thing. It's basically like doing calisthenics for your brain.
>>777417Try setting a reminder on your phone/computer, use a timer, create as much structure as you need to stay on track.
No. 777457
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i turned on my camera last week for zoom lectures to see if it would make me focus more in class and now i can't stop compulsively body checking in every single reflective surface known to man. anachan shit has ruined my entire fucking life
No. 777469
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I'm going to get myself a brazilian wax nonnies. The wax has almost melted. Give me strenght for I am week and frightened.
No. 777511
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will someone please tell me an excellent vegetable joke (fruit joke also okay)
No. 777542
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Attack on Titan manga is ending this week, and already we got the “this ending sucks! fuck isayama!” like when GOT ended and everybody got buttmad over the leaks which ended up being true. Someone leaked a general outline of the ending, and everyone on reddit is already crying over it, so I have a feeling it must be true. Flashbacks to the juicy disbelief and screeching over Dany burning King’s Landing.
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>>777486Thank you for your service
I have 3 semi-dedicated personalities I switch through on here, you’re a load bearing wall compared to me. Godspeed fellow hyperactive nonita No. 777576
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knowing that some putanons enjoy SAO unironically ruined my day. I thought aotfags and idolfags were bad enough but sao crosses the line. might as well have harem anime threads at that point. i'm calling /m/ /m/aggots from now on.
No. 777595
>>777586When SAO came out, the videogame isekai genre wasn't a blight on anime like it is now. Who knew that women also like wish fulfilling shows about being OP and acquiring husbandos. It had good production quality. The soundtrack has some bangers. Asuna design is pretty cute. She was actually strong in the beginning not yet reduced to waifu and rape meat. And teenage girls still liked chuuni faggots like Kirito.
N-not that I know this from e-experience…
No. 777602
>>777131YES a convert-ee, it's so worth it anon
>>777168Omg their lip repair is so good too, have you tried the one with sunscreen? I wanna try that one
No. 777661
File: 1617762587203.jpeg (21.43 KB, 208x275, 3A28CD48-01DF-4A78-99B4-BA724D…)
You ever kiss someone so hard they mention how good it was the next day
No. 777664
>>777654Sure call me retarded, but do you honestly believe that SAO was
>a power fantasy anime for women? cause thats just a joke. You could have just said like any shounenshit, it will inevitably have female fans instead of talking about shit like
>>777595>teenage girls still liked chuuni faggots like KiritoUh… When is the last time I heard of a fanfic with Kirito or a fandom focused on Kirito?
>N-not that I know this from e-experience…O-oh b-but I'm not defending it. And why mention the soundtrack as if an amazing soundtrack lures female fans to a shitty male self insert anime. Yea sure you're not defending it just "answering the question" by not actually doing that.
No. 777706
File: 1617765726302.png (573.04 KB, 680x680, cutie.png)
I want to try one of those mushroom growing kits, but I hate eating mushrooms so I feel like it would just be a waste. Like, if I don't eat them, then what would I do with the mushrooms once they are grown? Or do you just let them keep growing until they eventually take over your entire house?
No. 777723
File: 1617767858782.jpeg (108.12 KB, 620x731, wicked shrooms.jpeg)
>>777706You could gift them if you know anyone that likes cooking with mushrooms, I think that would be sweet.
No. 777726
File: 1617768202869.jpg (45.72 KB, 615x444, 39d0d39783c978662452e0596d4732…)
Just found out there's an Adam Driver stan thread on /m/ and my confusion at the thirst surrounding Keanu Reeve's ugly little brother continues. Now that I think about it more I never really found Keanu particularly attractive either until recently, but after looking at Adam Driver's face I can say that Reeves was genuinely handsome in his prime. I suppose I should be thanking the Diverfags instead for making me see the beauty in this man.
No. 777747
To
>>743815 (the anon who advised me to try the mint flavor of Yerba Mate because I was having a hard time enjoying the original one), please come onto the stage so I can smooch you. I love them so much now.
No. 777753
File: 1617771679096.gif (154.82 KB, 220x122, gimmekish.gif)
>>777747omfg that's me…smooches
No. 777759
File: 1617772551394.gif (867.43 KB, 500x256, thankyouforyourservice.gif)
>>777753Me n you! I've been buying them like 4 cans at a time.
No. 777764
File: 1617772944044.gif (3.14 MB, 478x270, e048f378d1b307d489bc3b9d7c455f…)
>Banned
>Unbanned
>Makes a lot of posts
>Going to make another one
>Suddenly banned again, same ban
Has this happened to anyone else? Wtf
No. 777773
File: 1617773745489.jpg (29.22 KB, 500x371, 6af.jpg_large.jpg)
>>777770Pico de gallo is better. All offense.
No. 777776
File: 1617773904297.png (97.36 KB, 359x420, llzrm7t6que51.png)
Me
No. 777782
File: 1617773935922.jpeg (58.45 KB, 680x868, Ev-o3inXcAA6Tjv.jpeg)
>>777765I thought you called me funnie (like funny but make it cute) and was flattered like a dumbass lol
I wonder if one of the mods can unban someone another mod banned in case they disagree with it?
If so, then the mods were battling for me because I am unbanned again even though it said I had to wait like 2 more hours or so
No. 777801
File: 1617774723420.jpg (62.18 KB, 512x334, unnamed (2).jpg)
>>777799Dead Dead Demon's De De De De Destruction - it's about some young women dealing with life since a huge spaceship appeared above Tokyo and has been there for years.
No. 777805
>>777798No, I hope
know that saging in /ot/ is for winners and people who aren't losers. It's
our duty to do it at every
hour of the day.
No. 777884
File: 1617790086941.png (111.72 KB, 600x600, D5DC1F8E-3E4F-4610-ACCD-78441D…)
I want to date the irl version of this picture
No. 777885
File: 1617790133437.gif (1.32 MB, 360x202, 4a6192f034e8265c102e7386197959…)
My desire to permanently go braless vs my consciousness about my nipples poking through
No. 777886
File: 1617790436950.gif (2.18 MB, 183x200, 1F5F9923-8935-47BF-94EE-18D6E3…)
>>777885The concept of pasties/nipple covers watching from the sidelines
No. 777895
>>777890Nayrt but I wish there was a more reusable form of them that didn't involve glue. I sometimes use tape but there's an art form there of making sure there are no bunched up wrinkles that look weird through your clothes. Lately I wear fabric bralettes but they don't really hide my nipples anyway
I just want small nipple shields to suspend themselves from my body without any binding agent or fuss so that I don't get stared at for having the same things literally every human has
No. 777903
File: 1617792321855.jpeg (40.85 KB, 680x450, F97E70BE-2541-4303-9A8B-BF488D…)
Sooo when did this new wave of encouraging people in their comments to remain in toxic relationships start?
No. 777916
>>777912I was on tik tok and I came across a girl I'm familiar with/have seen on my fyp before. Anyway, the video I saw was about her getting back together with her ex and captioned "to every guy I was talking to, you can leave me alone now. I got back with the only person I want". And the comments were about how they originally broke up because he cheated on her. Then a bunch of other comments were also saying things along the lines of "y'all are a different kind of
toxic. you're so cute together". This isn't the first time I've seen that narrative on social media before. It just baffles me why people find that kind of stuff admirable. Especially when the couple publicly broke up before in a grand spectacle.
No. 777933
File: 1617796964424.png (213.56 KB, 522x1190, nkx.png)
This reminded me of the landlord anon, for some reason (sorry for ant pic).
No. 777939
File: 1617797566378.jpg (279.31 KB, 720x736, 20210407_130630.jpg)
People at my uni are such pussies holy shit, rest in piss to all the psychology students
No. 777941
>>777939Nothing good can come from coddling weakness instead of building up strength. This is not how creatures survive. It's so
unnatural, a spit in the face of evolution.
No. 777944
File: 1617798352712.png (1.05 MB, 1062x1296, ughghghgh.png)
>>777939i fucking hate this so much. stay strong anon, the weak will die out
No. 777946
>>777939What? They're just implementing
trigger and content warnings beforehand. It's not like the material itself is going anywhere. This is already done in so many places, and very casually too.
No. 777989
>>777952I feel like laws need to be passed against that stuff, because pretty soon you won't be able to actually own anything. Any electronic thing you buy all for yourself and take it home won't really be yours, if you don't play by whatever corporation's rules they can just deny you service.
And if you have a household full of the same company's appliances on the same person's email or other identification, they could cut everything off at the same time if they want.
No. 778005
What the fuck is happening
>Literal BDD-chan
>Wrote in my childhood diary that I was scared wouldn't go to heaven because of how ugly I am lmao
>Bullied for ugly as a kid
>Daily horrible daydreams about getting stabbed, crushed, and acid burns to the face, because literally anything would be an improvement
>Decide to troon because being an ugly man is easier than being an ugly girl
>Graduate bottom of my class, go to therapy to become troon
>Diagnosed with BDD, therapist says I can't troon until better
>Learn some copes, brain improves
>Lose the desire to troon
>Still ugly but accepting myself and realizing it's not the end of the world to be ugly
>Years later, it is April 6, 2021
>On track to get my degree, top of my class
>Very stressful event puts me in BDD mode
>Pick my face for an hour
>Take selfies to photoshop and plan my future plastic surgeries
>See my face
>Bitch is gorgeous
>Mirror flip that shit because it can't be right
>Take 20 more pictures because it can't be right
>Use different camera apps because who the fuck is this, some automatic beauty filter must be on
>Beauty filter is off, must be a camera angle trick
>Look in mirror
>Bitch is gorgeous
>It is today
>Still gorgeous
What the fuck
No. 778007
File: 1617803355500.jpg (51.37 KB, 468x468, 1594468485792.jpg)
>>778005Congratulations on being gorgeous!
No. 778012
>>777939I don't get it. Who cares? It's not censorship, you can just ignore the warning. Those who refuse to read/watch the course content because it's "too
triggering" will have their own grades suffer, not your or my problem.
Maybe even better, professors will take into account that not everyone took in all the content, so they'll make tests/final exams a little bit simpler so we can all have an easier time.
No. 778016
File: 1617803891871.jpg (9.64 MB, 5951x7205, Narcissus-Caravaggio_(1594-96)…)
>>778005No BDD but also found myself to be so ugly I literally cried when I looked into the mirror for too long, and had the same enlightenment a few weeks ago to the point I'm just waiting to fall into a lake kek.
No. 778028
File: 1617804641665.gif (409.8 KB, 220x220, 451E4F9F-A179-4366-8936-0AAC72…)
>>778027Oh look it’s the worlds smallest violin playing for your poor landlord pimp daddy
No. 778034
File: 1617805131418.jpeg (359.29 KB, 643x627, 0A034003-2239-4533-8C5B-6A0734…)
lmao I love that the jannies are anti-landlord I love it. anyways got a job interview in a bit I really hope I get it wish me luck
No. 778039
File: 1617805205071.jpg (40.62 KB, 640x853, sad birthday cat.jpg)
I'm so jealous of short women with long legs
No. 778041
File: 1617805301237.jpeg (151.4 KB, 750x638, C276A76A-6467-4298-8240-5659B7…)
let’s stay dumbasses together
<3>>778034Good luck nonita, I hope you get it!
No. 778042
File: 1617805332445.jpg (24.7 KB, 547x505, She looks so much like legs go…)
>>778039Wouldn't that mean they have very short torsos then?
No. 778065
>>778063It wasn't for no reason. I was kind of venting, in irritation that they posted it as well as commenting on the mortality rate of infants in obese women. There's been far worst posted, I did
trigger warning it and warn anons. I spoilered it.
I did nothing wrong.
No. 778128
File: 1617815204879.jpeg (34.18 KB, 480x480, 1606286497959.jpeg)
oh no dude I'm dating just linked me to his soundcloud what if he's cringe and sucks???
No. 778130
File: 1617815528359.jpg (53.76 KB, 700x368, 1616151324906.jpg)
If I were a landlord, I wouldn't mind giving free housing to some people, as long as they weren't terrible, or like complete human trainwrecks. I especially wouldn't mind giving free housing to people who are really old, mothers, those who have pets and/or people with a lot of other bills to pay already, etc. At the most, I'd probably have them pay only if they or their pets damaged the property more than three times, or if it exceeded a certain amount in money to fix. Like, why not give people who are struggling and non-problematic a place to stay? It could happen to you, your friends, family, etc.
I just don't see any reason not to help people if you can do so. Not like most landlords are struggling, with the way I see some landlordanons talk.
No. 778136
File: 1617816118327.gif (14.74 KB, 50x50, djstrife.gif)
>>778005godspeed, gorgeous-chan
No. 778146
File: 1617817643877.jpeg (61.69 KB, 500x625, 6AF3F0E8-C5F6-4915-B0DE-0B9634…)
just realized that I said hi in the discord and unfortunately went to sleep. oh boy can’t wait to sift through the autism
No. 778164
So weird that this anon
>>777984 was banned but this
>>777726 wasn't. What's the criteria
No. 778183
File: 1617822622669.jpg (102.94 KB, 735x739, bd361b0d0fcebea155f21f44d334e7…)
Can't wait for my tablet pen to arrive so I can try and make money with my shitty art again
hopefully this one will work, the last one I bought was super crappy
No. 778198
File: 1617824231702.jpg (48.85 KB, 562x841, 987631.jpg)
>>778042This meme is so dumb. Pic rel is how they actually look imo
>>778164>>778166a post in the confessions thread got redtexted too despite shitting on him. I thought only fangirling was banned, what's going on
No. 778222
>>778216Are you using a VPN? Or was it lifted? Lol
At this point I can see it actually having a bit of a Streisand Effect
No. 778228
File: 1617828670721.jpg (244.68 KB, 1062x889, 159893723200373956565237719553…)
>>778183Fellow shitty artist here, do you mind sharing how you personally make money from it?
No. 778231
File: 1617828864393.jpg (29.47 KB, 319x427, iduncare.JPG)
>>778228just saw this pic on the home page based folder pics anon
No. 778234
>>778228I had some few commissions, nothing that I could make a living out of, tbqh. I know that an old client of mine wanted to work with me again but I couldn't because of the broken pen, I don't know if he found a different artist by now but I'll try to contact him again lol
I will try to do something different now, but I still don't know exactly what. I am just winging it, not the best one to give advice lol
No. 778248
>>778231Saving this one too, ilu anon
>>778234Lol maybe the best advice is to just do it. I did offer $5 sketches when I was desperate on reddit and got quite a few bites, somehow I'm too scared to try for real
No. 778254
File: 1617830409070.png (215.8 KB, 932x1188, mister bubz.png)
Was reading an interview with Mister Bubz' owner and came to this part and I just… could…could people just…stop? Just don't do this shit?
No. 778267
File: 1617831911806.jpeg (71.37 KB, 1024x576, 8C25B5DB-5FA5-46D8-BD96-87B72D…)
>on instagram
>sees twitfag raving about picrel actor
>gives me a hoot
>reply on post that he’s generic white guy
>passive aggressive highly suspected gay scrote replies to me with whiteknight defense
>LOL
>i reply using sarcastic twitterfag language and emojis
>seething gay james mcavoy stan starts screeching in comments and claiming this b-list star made major “problematic” contributions to the black community
>MY SIDES
No. 778297
File: 1617835837121.jpeg (486.3 KB, 731x911, 4F26EE08-47C7-4956-95DD-4FFF39…)
this is true and you know it
No. 778317
File: 1617837027617.jpg (93.48 KB, 625x804, 818c751e9884a6ee1c64c18103a65a…)
hewo
No. 778323
>>778314But what about the physical threat and constant fearing for your life? And despite being more insightful and more empathetic than men, not getting any credit or acknowledgment of it?
I fucking hate scrotes but I'd rather be a man bc it's undeniably easier.
No. 778327
File: 1617837761651.jpg (57.03 KB, 600x600, 29053x.jpg)
Just bought this hedgehog, his name is Odeng. I'll buy the frog when he finally restocks as well, unsure on what I should name him
No. 778330
File: 1617838043027.jpg (133.35 KB, 480x640, d8ec3ecfea550a38b5d072ad46583a…)
>>778325why u gotta be so rude?
don't you know i'm an elephantseal too?
No. 778371
File: 1617844651606.png (291.38 KB, 528x390, 160FEEE6-0B6F-4F99-9886-35EC7E…)
I want a super weird ADHD King freak weirdo bf so bad because I’m also an ADHD freak and feel like I can’t fully communicate with most people who don’t have it
I will also never be jerma’s gf kms
No. 778393
File: 1617847974197.jpeg (65.21 KB, 720x540, 9F76A339-A4C2-401D-A8B7-B11A39…)
Listen. If I was presented with the trolley problem, whoever is on the tracks that it was originally/automatically set to is getting killed. I don't consider blood to be on my hands that way. Inaction is not an action.
No. 778419
File: 1617851216358.jpg (38.57 KB, 842x204, Troon Vineyard Logo Oregon wid…)
I'm fucking crying I hope they sell tshirts
No. 778424
File: 1617852051131.jpeg (76.61 KB, 1060x825, 988A15BF-F640-412A-9178-59A0A8…)
>>778386Don’t slander my beloved like that
No. 778433
File: 1617852896040.jpg (27.25 KB, 474x348, unnamed (4).jpg)
>>778393Chug, chug, chug went the motor,
Bump, bump, bump went the break,
Thump, thump, thump went my heartstrings,
When he smiled I could feel the car shake.
No. 778448
>>778427And credited it all to being very fucked up on a "shitload of xanax".
Sorry anon still has strong bratoutofhell vibes.
No. 778450
>>778448Gonna have to disagree, her break up had nothing to do with drug use,
>had already been wanting to tell him I'm not interested, we have no chemistryand in fact she said she took drugs because she didn't expect anything to be happening that night
>I'm already doped up on a shitload of xanax because I did not expect this to be happening tonight, so I don't think to call the policeI'm not saying recreational drug use is good, but also neither does she
>>776447>Don't do drugs lmfaoI think she's based, fuck moids, and plenty of decent people have abused drugs for plenty of reasons, it seems like a moot point in this case
I'd be pissed off too if someone tried to buy me, can't say I'd be ballsy/crazy enough to drag them out of my house, but I wish I was
You're absolutely entitled to your opinion and I don't mean to try to change your mind, but I like this girl's tale a lot and I want to defend her
No. 778454
File: 1617860675262.png (237.27 KB, 736x789, 1576838396556.png)
>>778448sorry you will never be as based as our man-destroying xanax queen
No. 778501
File: 1617871181262.gif (1.86 MB, 356x200, 20E75960-2E32-43A7-BFCC-A9529D…)
>>777905GECKO EGGS??? kek what the actual fuck
No. 778512
File: 1617872211100.jpg (108.77 KB, 600x600, fuck u gecko.jpg)
>>778501lmaaaaooo I had the exact same reaction like, I was not aware this was a problem people had. I'm very sorry for that nona though because that sounds extremely stressful. Still though, gecko eggs!!! KEK at least geckos are cute I guess. Picrel is something I found googling 'fuck you gecko' and I'm dying
No. 778515
File: 1617872637816.jpg (243.4 KB, 2896x2896, 20210408_105842.jpg)
It makes me sad that one of my favourite companies has started to pump out expensive garbage workout gear. Their leggings used to be really nice quality, I still own one of the first they released, but now it's all ugly shiny vanity sized poliamyd crap. They had the potential and just threw it all away. Whatever makes the most money I guess.
No. 778534
File: 1617874885789.jpg (92.44 KB, 680x453, IMG_4072.jpg)
I'm craving noodles but we don't have any, I want to go to that imported asian product store but I don't have money (yet) rn
No. 778583
>>778167We are one and the same anon
I followed the popular advice of getting a routine and worked so hard on having a regular sleep pattern so that I can fit into the working world, but without running on sleep deprivation I can't get anything done at all
I hate to label things but if it's of any interest to you, I got diagnosed with adhd but have found the medication doesn't make anything better except for helping me to keep a more regular sleep cycle although I'm never really "mentally awake" anymore in the way that 3am made me feel.
No. 778650
File: 1617892400528.jpg (62.53 KB, 775x1488, do-u-like-sexy-egirls-f3udyix9…)
I saw this picture and thought it was D'Angello Wallace trooning out
No. 778652
File: 1617892524023.jpg (22.25 KB, 296x194, 564564156.JPG)
I have mood swings it's annoying I don't know what I really want now
No. 778666
File: 1617894128936.png (392.72 KB, 640x640, 10429214_10152924193140751_401…)
So I'm eating this pumpkin soup and it tastes like my Guinea pigs used to smell like after they rolled around in a huge pile of hay and now I'm confused.
>>778650kek
No. 778707
>>778690you need friends, retard, stop hanging out exclusively around these low-value hoes
I know you feel like you fit in, but never forget what this place is really like
No. 778715
>>778707I don't have a Job, I've tried and failed so many times
I have certain lows which cause me to self isolate for days on end, so I've never held down a Job, also where I have worked people have made fun of me for one reason or another
No. 778830
File: 1617910641002.png (23.17 KB, 969x256, agreed btw.png)
I laughed out loud when I saw this, who of you anons was this? I know you play
No. 778846
>>778831ive always loved internet drama for that reason. ive been doing it for a little more than a decade and its only getting better with how integrated socials are in daily life.
>>778834the mistake is associating with those types of people. unfortunately the majority ride the woke wave and it makes sane people who believe in good causes look bonkers. but ngl loud vegans are second behind troons in obnoxiousness
No. 778851
File: 1617912299365.jpg (141.71 KB, 850x478, ac53f7f939e264d89bbf6c7d4e1c86…)
I'm so sad I tried searching for the larme website where there were lots of photos from photoshoots and such but I can't find it anymore. There's just larme.co which is only advertisements. There were so many cute photos I wish I'd saved more. (pic related is us)
No. 778858
File: 1617913304558.jpg (675.79 KB, 927x1280, 1484681929532.jpg)
>>778851Search OP threads with 'larme' on the /cgl/ warosu archive.
No. 778859
File: 1617913424974.jpg (171.94 KB, 682x1024, louder for the backwards.jpg)
>fuck scrotes
>lolcow as a collective
i hope you ladies have a great day
No. 778879
File: 1617914859532.jpg (332.03 KB, 1024x683, 3c67fcca07903fa2ef5d62acdefc7d…)
>>778872Thank you, but that's not it; these images weren't in the magazines, they were only on that site and in all the cgl threads I've read I've never seen any of them there, they only have magazine scans, shop staff or random people there. But I will check out those threads once again for fun
No. 778885
File: 1617915174692.jpg (362.92 KB, 867x2048, 1484675330528.jpg)
>>778879Oooh damn, I totally misunderstood what you meant by photos from photoshoots. Sorry for insulting your intelligence like that, kek. It is me who is the fool.
No. 778886
File: 1617915248911.jpeg (181.32 KB, 538x376, 778AF278-52E4-422A-B214-DC84CA…)
>I WANNA FUCK HER SO BAD. I WANNA FUCK HER SO DAMN BAD. I WANT TO BE IN HER COZY OVERPRICED SEATTLE APARTMENT WHERE SHE AKWARDLY RUNS HER FINGERS THROUGH MY HAIR WHISPERING BUZZFEED MILLENIAL HUMOR INTO MY EAR TALKING ABOUT AI. BITCH DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT AI IS? IM AN ART MAJOR IDK WHAT THE FUCK IS LOGIC I WANT A CUTE LESBIAN IN DENIAL BEST FRIEND WHO BABBLES ON ABOUT SHIT I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND I LOVE COOCHIE
No. 778888
File: 1617915476996.jpg (193.88 KB, 1280x720, Asobi Asobase - 03 - Large 14.…)
the toilet water touched my pussy when i was using the bathroom
No. 778891
File: 1617915636270.jpg (38.3 KB, 480x640, P(3).jpg)
>>778885It's okay, and thanks for posting that photo, I don't have it in my folder hehe now it's mine
No. 778908
File: 1617916593283.jpeg (229.28 KB, 800x1066, 96BB675E-FF73-45FA-9F7F-829E4C…)
he looks like a pitbull sorry not sorry
No. 778925
File: 1617918664067.jpg (74.88 KB, 600x900, e6a1f2bb7a429f99610a3705810f21…)
Wish my country was more creative with candles. I always see american candles with a lot of different "flavors" and I get so jealous. Like candles that smell like apple pie or chocolate pudding, or this other candle that I saw that had a mix of pine, musk, and vanilla.
Meanwhile here in my country is just lavender, cinnamon, vanilla, roses. That's about it.
No. 778928
File: 1617918955915.jpg (14.82 KB, 320x320, 1531480777972.jpg)
I have this one mutual on tumblr and we've been following each other for years (never really interacted with each other though, only like each others stuff here and there). Normally I find her posts funny, but for the past few weeks every other post is some kind of handmaidening and drowns out her original content. I know for a fact you browse lolcow too and got the man hating part down, now get on with the rest of the programm already.
No. 778967
>>778962>smellslol anon…
No but I think you're right, you can always purchase the scents and everything and start making the candles yourself (even maybe become a small business?), Video related
No. 778968
File: 1617924554196.png (180.19 KB, 608x344, Sin título.png)
If LOTR was escapism back in WW2 and after 9/11, what's our escapism now as a society? VR, e-girls, onlyfans, NFTs and injecting hormones? Everything artificial and bad?
No. 778972
File: 1617925298279.png (292.03 KB, 480x480, frog.png)
I am incredibly jealous of women who know how to do protective styles on themselves. I can't do my own hair for shit, and I don't even know where to start
No. 778992
File: 1617928389749.jpeg (147.8 KB, 750x933, 1CD38337-473A-4209-9770-0FE70D…)
>>778968Husbandos and waifu’s.
No. 778996
File: 1617929892228.jpeg (38.26 KB, 554x554, gownoewbwp.jpeg)
I feel so bad for buying cute stationery since i never use it but i can't stop they're way too adorable
No. 779013
File: 1617932054933.jpg (125.77 KB, 768x1152, 54aa114be5100_-_elle-02-birthd…)
I want to marry Halle Berry.
No. 779015
File: 1617932415268.jpg (137.62 KB, 735x764, 40b91504c97d7446a9ccad9333a6e9…)
>>778996Start bullet journaling so you can use it all
It's fun
No. 779020
File: 1617932930599.jpg (Spoiler Image,52.9 KB, 661x795, halle-berry-hot-boxing-8.jpg)
>>779019She's so hot anon. I know she's not that old, but I hope I'm able to take care of my body and maintain a toned figure like she does when I'm older
No. 779031
File: 1617933676367.png (Spoiler Image,122.44 KB, 1024x965, nelson1.png)
/pol/ is hell, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.
No. 779034
File: 1617933724114.png (Spoiler Image,503.63 KB, 1061x1000, nelson2.png)
>>779031I wish i could draw like this.
No. 779047
File: 1617935701712.gif (3.16 MB, 314x200, tfw.gif)
>>779016A SINGLE SENTENCE IS NOT A PARAGRAPH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA who keeps saying this? I will find you and hunt you down
No. 779052
>>779029If you resemble her in any way, I'm sure you're beautiful, anon!
>>779047I can't remember what thread it was, but one reddit spacer said the "I add spaces in my post cause I went to college and I know how to type paragraphs" thing as well! Wtf is going on? If you're gonna space your posts (which you should if it's long) then at least do it properly. Makes them stick out like a sore thumb.
No. 779066
File: 1617939065336.jpg (50.82 KB, 564x564, catsinsperation.jpg)
I feel like such a hot bitch today. My smile is beautiful, my skin is clear and glowing, my ass is fat, my stomach is flat. Idk what I've been doing, but I need to keep doing it.
No. 779089
File: 1617943261364.jpg (22.72 KB, 523x523, FB_IMG_1617814141358.jpg)
Would you forgive your partner cheating if it was their dream A list celebrity?
No. 779091
>>779089Sure, but my partner would need to let me cheat them too
Unless it's my dream A list celebrity
They could do whatever I want and I wouldn't care at all
No. 779100
>>779086have you tried taking Lysine? I take it whenever I get fever blisters & it helps a ton!
i take two pills with every meal while i have a fever blister & when i don’t i try to take it at least once a week.
No. 779102
>>779093>>779092>>779091>>779090>>779089OP here.
You could also fuck your dream A list celebrity in return, of course.
I was thinking that I'd probably forgive him, but I'd feel too guilty if I did it myself - even if he also forgave me too kek
No. 779117
File: 1617946662993.webm (638.47 KB, 540x960, 1611242537805.webm)
why can't these girls just be quirky artsy girls without identifying as nb bullshit
No. 779141
>>779118NTA, please check his teeth, do an x-ray of his jaw. Many cats, mine included, have an inborn degenerative condition that makes their teeth hurt and fall out eventually. We had to get them all removed. My cat also ate kibbles, but he wasn't supposed to, he's on soft food on vet's orders. If your cat has trouble eating and food keeps falling out of his mouth it's almost certain he also has that condition.
You sound like a total jerk and a pyscho who doesn't deserve one cat, let alone two, and I honestly hate you, but I'm begging you to do right by it, don't let it suffer.
No. 779148
>>779141I promise he's fine, alright? I'm not wasting money on frivolous x-rays. He doesn't drop his food either. If I offer him a small piece of something he doesn't usually eat, he'll lick it a bunch until it catches and picks up on his barbs, and that's when he realizes he can pick it up and eat it. It really seems like a dumb behaviour thing of his, but it's not a problem at all.
>>779145I just like to give him some tiny pieces of fruit when I'm eating some. Feels like I'm sharing an experience with my buddy lol
No. 779171
File: 1617955873144.jpg (156.32 KB, 1172x1212, 1617954044924.jpg)
lmaaaoo
No. 779180
>>779170I'm not even a fucking peta supporter or a hrdcore animal activist, and assuming I am based off of one post just confirms that you're a fucking retard. Trying to shove food in your cat's face that they're not interested in eating just so you can gawk at how ~kawaii uwu~ it is is treating your pet like an object that's only there for your amusement.
You stupid bitches do not deserve the joy of looking after another living being.
No. 779202
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The ex muslim thread is my favorite thread on the entire site. I never comment on it and my relationship with islam/muslims isn’t one where I’d need to post there either, I just feel for the women in the thread and I hope things go well for them.
No. 779204
File: 1617958483350.jpg (60.09 KB, 786x500, cemeterybaby.jpg)
pov: it's 2002, you don't know what photoshop is, you're in the school library using the computer to look up "real ghost pictures" and this image is the most convincing evidence you've ever seen
No. 779224
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>>779216Was reminiscing about doing just that today heh, hence the comment! Glad you relate, here's another one of the OG images that scared the shit out of younger me
No. 779225
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I haven’t actually slept in almost 36 hours and I keep closing my eyes and spacing out and hearing/making songs that don’t exist. I just read a post and imagined sykkuno’s musical debut and it was an EDM song and the intro is a diss towards him calling him a loser because he dropped out of school to play video games all day with people he’ll never meet. And then in the middle of typing this I had another where picrel Anais from the amazing world of gumball was killing Gumball while he was stuck in a screen/chalkboard and also singing and rapping. It was very creative, I wish I could easily turn them into animations and record the songs. They were completely my taste and I want to hear them again. And there are alien people that live on a different timeline than us who live among us in the Invincible comics. Some humans eat them for some reason.
No. 779236
>>779223I agree anon! I just want shows and movies of black people doing cool shit without it being political. I plan on watching Soul and Sylvie's Love next week.
I also thought about watching Farewell Amor because I watched the trailer and thought Jayme Lawson looked beautiful, but the movie seemed kinda boring. I hope you're able to find some kind of media that you like!
No. 779307
File: 1617973751469.jpg (94.79 KB, 858x723, Screenshot_1.jpg)
I love hardcover notebooks with beautiful flowers on them so. fucking. much. I'm never going to be happy until I rob a stationery shop and free them of all the beautiful Paperblanks and moleskin notebooks. Also I want all of the beautiful brushpens and graphic pens that exist in the world
No. 779318
>>779223>779260I think its cause in this modern climate everything has to be political and its usually weirdly woke white people who force this role upon black women
like that new Amy Pholer film, the black female character is just well what a woke neolib would think a black girl is like, woke, pushy and always political
No. 779384
File: 1617980434249.png (159.76 KB, 351x433, 54645646.png)
I hate people
No. 779390
File: 1617980599565.jpg (Spoiler Image,26.61 KB, 495x619, image0-2.jpg)
English twitterfags really tryna make me and other Scottish people feel bad because we dont give a shit about Phillip croacking. Just another reason to keep bullying the English x
No. 779421
File: 1617983260245.png (349.53 KB, 337x607, sds.png)
Is parents hugging and saying I love you to their kids now really a white people only thing ? cause my brown Punjabi parents always hugged me, kissed me and said they'd love me and encourage what ever I did, as well as all my other Punjabi relatives who kissed, hugged and supported their kids
https://www.tiktok.com/@bobacommie/video/6916182811393150213?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1&lang=en No. 779425
>>779421i think it really depends.
my mom's from south america and i did have lots of physical affection and words of affirmation even if she was harsher than some parents here.
my east and south east asian friends didn't, though. less physical affection (or none at all), no discussing feelings, very high expectations but not much kindness to soften the pressure.
No. 779438
>>779421I mean just my country alone seems that Punjabis and Sindhis and Kashmiris are very outwardly affectionate with their children, its just these culture is very big on hugs and praise
Pashtuns, Baloch and Northern Jats are ice cold with their kids, pretty much every Pashtun friend I have had would refer to their father(even when they were on bad terms) with the equivalent of Sir
No. 779463
>>779461Salads usually don't have salt in them
nonny…
No. 779470
>>779463They do when you season it.
I don't know where you live, but here it's common sense to put salt, vinegar and olive oil in salads
No. 779473
File: 1617987152299.png (Spoiler Image,347.73 KB, 733x541, 90A1D54D-BB14-4442-86A4-CC0C19…)
I love HOADs and I look forward to every popular shonen ending just for the shipping meltdown compilations
Can’t wait for MHA to end and I hope Hori doesn’t pussy out on the deku x ochako because MHA fujos are the most annoying right now.
No. 779475
File: 1617987388232.gif (231.56 KB, 400x260, 95d.gif)
Stone ocean anime comfirmed bichez
No. 779494
File: 1617989815380.jpg (32.8 KB, 540x531, fca6_d5660849_540.jpg)
>>779473I also can't wait for MHA to end. The autism that came from it has lasted long enough.
No. 779512
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>>779390Watch ur mouth sweaty sock kek
No. 779531
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everyone on tumblr is happy about him dying lol
No. 779538
>>779535Awww, birtty brits need a time out to feel better about themselves huh? Drink some tea and eat some beans on toast to calm down ok? We all know the only thing the brits are so good about is colonizing others and have bad food. What a wonderful country to live in! Known for their anti-intellectualism so i dont think you are that smart
nonnie.
No. 779554
>>779547Coloniser colonizer, tomato tomato.
They are better than u anon, go home and cry on the blood on ur hands hehe.
No. 779555
File: 1617993927868.jpeg (18.51 KB, 320x240, 37FB866D-6655-48CA-9333-2FCDF9…)
>>779509Brits still don’t deserve rights. Go eat your soggy ass bread and seethe
No. 779556
>>779554KEK
I’d love to know where you’re from. Let’s see your own hands. Stop snivelling about shit that happened 100s of years ago, it’s embarrassing. We pulled ourselves up after being invaded and so did every other country in the world so why can’t you?
No. 779565
>>779555what are you talking about? I thought this was about Scotland vs England, both of which are part of Great Britain, so you are implying Scotland also doesn't deserve rights, or are you just retarded
nonnie?
No. 779606
File: 1617996275979.jpg (61.33 KB, 720x720, FB_IMG_1617925031325.jpg)
Wish I could have non bitter chocolate but I can't have sugar and lactose and nice things
No. 779617
File: 1617997365595.jpg (80.85 KB, 537x414, Tumblr_l_169279758572947.jpg)
How many you bitches pee in the shower
No. 779622
File: 1617997793233.png (894.02 KB, 2000x2000, 4aec5b13-d517-42e6-b3b9-69f9b7…)
>>779606Idk how much sugar you can have, but I'm vegan and these are pretty creamy and good. If it's too much sugar, I found this recipe you could try:
https://minimalistbaker.com/creamy-vegan-milk-chocolate-low-sugar/ No. 779634
File: 1617998254128.jpg (64.34 KB, 600x450, img_tutu_de_feijao_a_mineira_1…)
All this talk about beans…
This is my favorite way of eating beans. The best way I can describe it is "mashed beans". The cooked beans are blended and then you add cassava flour to thicken it.
Every place makes it a bit different, but I think the most traditional way includes boiled eggs, some sort of pork meat (usually bacon or sausage), collard greens, garlic, onion and green onions. I also like it with red peppers.
You usually eat it with rice, but it's basically a meal in itself because this was the type of food that miners, soldiers and blue collar workers in general would eat before going to work, and it was cheap and nutritious.
The pic is kinda ugly but it is great
No. 779636
>>779632Are we still on the colonising insult? Come on
nonnie, be more creative
No. 779644
File: 1617998779115.jpg (150.75 KB, 1000x1000, baby.jpg)
>>779617I won't soil the place I'm cleaning myself in
No. 779648
>>779639It's called tutu de feijão ("beans tutu", I honestly don't even know what tutu means, but it's pronounced the same as the ballet thing)
This recipe is in portuguese but it's super easy to understand, I think.
Basically you sauteed everything and then add the blended beans and the cassava flour. They also pour in liquor but I honestly never did that myself lol
No. 779655
File: 1617999941448.jpg (29.49 KB, 480x360, norf.jpg)
>>779571Both roaches, no one cares
No. 779662
>>779622We don't have those in my country, but the recipe looks good! I can't have coconut sugar, but I'll just sub it for xylitol or whatever.
Thanks!
No. 779669
File: 1618001100678.jpeg (20.18 KB, 235x221, 8AE4A783-5E85-435B-B123-BE0D53…)
>>779648Thanks! I found a recipe after I asked that I’m going to use
https://www.oliviascuisine.com/tutu-de-feijao/ But I’m taking notes from that video too. I’m soaking the beans now. I suck at making beans though. Somehow I always fuck it up… please wish me luck…
No. 779673
File: 1618001471031.gif (2.1 MB, 314x498, B7BE2420-416B-4E05-9A14-7AC6D1…)
The seething britfags are giving me a hoot. So defensive of your country that doesn’t even have a proper laundry room and every house looks like a fugly amazon warehouse.
No. 779679
File: 1618001783808.jpeg (51.88 KB, 342x512, 46605B4B-49ED-486D-93ED-8FE35C…)
Don’t let this forget the fact that this stank ass bitch was UK’s ronald reagan.
No. 779680
File: 1618001866378.gif (307.73 KB, 267x200, giphy.gif)
Idk what's going on right now between the British people and everyone else, but I'm enjoying it
No. 779686
File: 1618002179272.jpeg (72.46 KB, 800x450, D087C6EF-4304-400A-B878-324AA4…)
>>779677Stop bringing those countries into the debate as to why british people shouldn’t have rights. Pretty sure all of them twaggle-toothed fucks also wanted to be far away from england and I don’t blame them. I heard that someone whispered into Phillip’s ear that england sucks and he evaporated
No. 779721
File: 1618003452733.jpeg (78.51 KB, 615x617, F957EF3A-95CD-461D-8D86-0C4FA1…)
There are nations that keep the washing machine centimetres from where they shit though
No. 779734
File: 1618003855338.jpeg (14.64 KB, 260x194, 43E4A09C-4973-4481-9A3D-E29CBE…)
bet that’s why the food is disgusting as well, heating up their cold fish and chips and water bread in their kitchen dryer, how cute!
No. 779740
File: 1618003985137.jpeg (72.97 KB, 718x522, 90DD5411-DD9E-46A4-A191-7B44DE…)
>>779734I wish I had a laundry room!
No. 779744
File: 1618004094174.jpeg (38.33 KB, 300x300, F0868144-ACB4-41BD-A043-8A81DA…)
>>779740Luv me mum, luv me dad, luv me knife license, luv me beans
No. 779745
File: 1618004170392.jpeg (259.86 KB, 600x600, F20EFB9D-0D2C-48BD-B6B5-DE261D…)
>>779744Let’s dance anon!
No. 779746
>>779743Theyre trying to one up this anon
>>779718. Shit attempt imo
No. 779756
>>779746Whoever is ITT trying to troll le
triggered brits and their soggy bread, water and pea pudding is really clutching at straws. All the things they could shit on the brits for and they pick washing machine placement like some sort of germaphobe autist freak. The squabbling ended hours ago anyway. They post a perfectly normal kitchen from a working class flat and shriek like it’s some sort of repulsive hovel.
>>779747Yes, this is exactly what the average yank looks like, and is why they need an entire basement hovel ,with a raccoon nest in the walls that they don’t even know about because of their shitty polystyrene architecture, to wash their XXL clothing.
No. 779760
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>>779748british reality stars vs beautiful iconic never been done before patriotic feminist moid-destroying reality stars
No. 779761
File: 1618004916355.jpeg (16.38 KB, 300x168, 75C65A8D-05D9-4295-9153-923DEE…)
>>779760I think you used the wrong pic anon, these are the reality queens you mean right?
No. 779768
File: 1618005251020.jpg (120.39 KB, 560x668, orange.jpg)
I'm supposed to be getting a snail soon at least, I think I am. it hasn't shipped yet, and at this point idk if it will and I've been sketching ideas for a miniature painting and for some reason it makes me so excited. I've started to hate art recently, but I'm very happy to have a little creature to make something for. I still don't know what I will end up painting, but I hope they will like it.
No. 779770
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Bongs being tsundere as always
No. 779786
>>779781our state of economical and societal depression
because it sucks
No. 779794
>>779781Florida because they do the most when it comes to one-upping people on outrageous crimes. Also not to be
ageist but they have too many old people around there.
No. 779796
>>779669You can do it,
nonnie! It was trooper food, so it's super easy.
What kinda beans will you use? I personally prefer non-black ones, but they can all taste good.
Hope you like it!
No. 779803
>>779648This looks good anon! I love beans.
>>779618I'm not british, but there are a lot of nice british foods. People meme about beans on toast, but British people make really good pies (good baked goods in general) and curries. Sausage rolls are really good too. They have a lot of simple, hearty food.
>>779781North Dakota because it has the highest ratio of moids to people.
No. 779835
>>779760both look like shit who cares
>>779761kek
No. 779878
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sam and max faggette I want this I want this so bad this is so damn cute
No. 779891
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i can’t stop giggling I type like such a fucking idiot
No. 779922
>>779918This is an understandable reaction to being the
victim of an epic and sophisticated prank.
No. 779929
File: 1618029771908.jpg (71.25 KB, 708x810, 20210410_003857.jpg)
>>779921>>779922The munchie hoe in question
No. 779944
File: 1618031417583.png (757.21 KB, 600x487, starfire-the-titans-1999-2.png)
I don't care about comics, but I've been yearning hard for this specific version of Starfire. I want an alien gf with fluffy hair
No. 779982
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>take a 1-3 hour nap every day
>read this
Oh
No. 779985
>>779982What is the "syndrome" thing there?
I also take naps that last more than 60 mins and both sides of my family have the beetus, kek and rip
No. 779991
File: 1618036665567.jpeg (152.99 KB, 750x313, C56576F8-7EA3-4947-9E7A-0E3475…)
>>779985No clue why I didn’t include the entire paragraph, since it’s all relevant. Late night brain fart kek
No. 780008
>>779982Obviously fake "study" printed as propaganda to make you exhaust yourself like a good little wagie so your boss can afford another yacht.
Schizo moment, but I'm really tired of these constant mental attacks on innocent people fraudulently hiding behind the name of "science". Notice how they also all want you to constantly think about diabetes and cancer, actually increasing your risk of health problems from the stress, worsening existing conditions, fucking with your life bit by bit. And the articles will contradict each other to ensure you're always guilty of something, always just a little bit confused and grappling, as if life itself isn't already confusing.
Shit is really inhumane, and none of it's a mistake. Anyway, I'm going to take a fucking nap, and the only people to get diabetes will be the pieces of shit (mostly scrotes) who publish and co-sign garbage content like that. Returned to sender lmao
Reposted because I mistakenly added a picture I wanted to post in the dumb bitch meme thread
No. 780070
File: 1618051665276.jpg (39.12 KB, 500x394, tumblr_mkkwlnvO7f1rfocwbo1_500…)
Remember when people really used to say "what is air." Or "I can't even". Or "my ovaries are exploding". Strange days. I miss 2013 sometimes
No. 780112
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>>780070I joined Tumblr in 2012 and remember when those "BAZONGO" comics making fun of The Big Bang Theory were reblogged all the time. I distinctly remember reblogging picrel because I laughed my ass off about it like it was the pinnacle of humor. I've never even watched the show.
No. 780120
>>780114Shit has gotten
weird>>780116I see shonen characters as in their 20s usually by the way they look and act. The young age is usually just for the intended male fanbase to relate to but it's arbitrary. So it makes sense to me that some fujos are that age but it's weird when they are just as unhinged as the younger fans. It's bizarre to see a fujo that age unironically argue that sexualizing jotaro jjba from part 3 is pedophilic but not when he's older and looks like the exact same buff adult it's so funny. There was a little of that in the past fandom days but nowhere near like this yeah.
No. 780122
File: 1618056843195.jpg (199.68 KB, 1080x811, 1612121068989.jpg)
ever since i found out megan thee stallion looks like this without make up, i can't stop thinking about it. i think i'm in love with her
No. 780126
File: 1618057012322.png (215.16 KB, 194x522, 1.PNG)
I was watching a Moesha and there was a episode when she was insecure about her butt being big and it was weird thinking about what a big ass looks like now. I remember when Jlo's ass was big. Now a days we have women walking around looking like this just to have a fat ass and big hips.
No. 780146
File: 1618057845413.jpg (146.31 KB, 750x933, meg.jpg)
>>780122Same, anon. I think Megan is hot either way, but she's so beautiful without it, or with light makeup.
No. 780149
>>780122She's beautiful and talented but she choses to look ugly, cringe and do gagging sounds in her music on purpose
Why is this world like this, upside down?
No. 780161
File: 1618058685816.webm (1.03 MB, 640x800, 170054259_3022885221279864_640…)
>>780150Nope there's a video
>>780146She looks better with little make up and fitting clothes, she always looks a mess to me and people are always picking at her body, because they aren't used to seeing the huge hips that these girls get and Megan is tall and naturally thick. She does not dress for her body type though.
No. 780166
File: 1618059073250.png (Spoiler Image,425.62 KB, 389x474, 2.PNG)
>>780164no, she got shots or some shit. It's not natural.
No. 780167
File: 1618059155992.jpg (182.95 KB, 1080x1125, Screenshot_20200203-185016__01…)
Anyone have good AI dungeon caps
No. 780168
>>779748Kek. I'm Italian, Brits are all fat too. a fry up is not healthier than a hamburger.
yeah, neither is pasta, but at least we have reasonable portions>>779929I love her, anon. I have an older male leopard gecko. He's also very dumb.
No. 780179
File: 1618060297702.png (65.98 KB, 148x217, 0.png)
>type out a long reply
>read it before posting
>makes perfect sense to me
>post it
>read it again
>realize it's a fucking ESL wordsalad
Everytime
No. 780194
File: 1618061574241.png (310.96 KB, 384x424, cchild.png)
Kids are so ugly and annoying
No. 780211
>>780185its Old Testament God
>>780205I mean the God of the Old Testament is literally just a Semitic war god, he's not gonna be virtuous or kind or even good, he's a war god that asks his people to conquer, to take slaves and to destroy their opponents and while that's fucked up, it was a common thing for a illiterate Semite in the Iron age to believe in
No. 780223
>>780211Also it all began with Joshua, the story of Abraham and even the Exodus was likely made up, by Joshua a nomad Semitic warlord who conquered the settled peoples of Cannan and invoked their war god as justification
>Then the Israelites burned the town and everything in it. Only the things made from silver, gold, bronze, or iron were kept for the treasury of the LORD’s house.
>When Israel had finished killing all the men of Ai in the fields and in the wilderness where they had chased them, and when every one of them had been put to the sword, all the Israelites returned to Ai and killed those who were in it. Twelve thousand men and women fell that day—all the people of Ai. For Joshua did not draw back the hand that held out his javelin until he had destroyed all who lived in Ai. But Israel did carry off for themselves the livestock and plunder of this city, as the Lord had instructed Joshua.yeah this is just a nomadic warlord whose accepted as a prophet and messiah by Jews, Christians and Muslims
No. 780242
File: 1618064732915.png (1.07 KB, 222x28, ihave.png)
Petition for a lolcow caps-out-of-context thread
No. 780255
File: 1618065363508.jpg (19.34 KB, 758x426, sleepawaycamp-4_758_426_81_s_c…)
My dumb ass thought this was a screencap of Emma Watson from an early HP movie for years. Only learned today who it actually is
No. 780268
>>780194so are most adults
>>780228i'll believe it when i see it
No. 780309
File: 1618068353230.jpg (34.59 KB, 720x401, 29fvvi.jpg)
>>780303KEK I was about to go on here to vent about that. Why can't we have nice things
No. 780349
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Maybe I should start to bully my little brother he told a hurtful lie about me and the family believed him
No. 780353
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>>780349madalyn murray was a fucking queen
No. 780377
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Non UKfags will never know the joys of a tesco meal deal
No. 780388
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>>780385he's not, he's photoshopped
No. 780428
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>>780422now I'm imagening trannies covering Disturbia, do you think they would leave this line in
No. 780450
>>780428kek anon i think you're onto something:
"It can creep up inside you
And consume you
A disease of the mind
It can control you
I feel like a monster"
No. 780454
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>>777213CANT BELIEVE I JUST SAW THIS IM SO SORRY SISTER AAAAAAAAA
if it makes u feel better we got out neighbors viagra in the mail. probably doesn't make you feel better. ok rip tell me if you got the games back or not x
No. 780457
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No. 780493
>>780429The best part is that I am in a very male and boomer field, so if my terfdom was ever found out, it would be wholeheartedly accepted… especially since one of the executive officers of the company I work for and I have made a lot of pronoun jokes.
Sometimes STEM jobs can be beneficial to women.
No. 780606
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I'm 99% sure that all of the anons in the "Fetishes you're ashamed of thread" are larping scrotes. Whenever I go to that thread Im like picrel
No. 780658
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The other day I put a banana sticker on my head and forgot about it, then ended up walking around like that all day. Oops.
No. 780662
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human touch is so overrated
No. 780673
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For the past week I've been watching the sunset in my backyard with my dogs while I drink a beer and read a book about mushrooms while my husband plays video games. Currently wearing a matching pastel green sweatsuit and idk if I'm living the good life or a shit life or just like a regular life?
No. 780724
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Which celebrities do you think snore loudly?
I'll start:
Bill Murray
Miley Cyrus
Russel Brand
Since most older people snore, only post old celebrities if you think they snored when younger
No. 780729
>>780724I reckon The Rock has always snored but snores like a squeaking sound. like deflating a balloon slowly.
margo robbie likely farts constantly in her sleep. every few minutes. like a sailor full of beans.
tom holland would snore quietly but would have regular snot bubbles and call out for his mommy.
No. 780733
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The husbando thread really letting the horny out today
good for them, good for them
No. 780764
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>>780691>>780686I guess that means I'm living a regular life then
No. 780946
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i want to be lovers with my childhood best friend so badly. i think she wants it too, but she's with her boyfriend because comphet and wanting somebody to share the rent. they don't seem sexually attracted to each other.
i don't know. we're meeting on tuesday in town and i keep fantasising about kissing her and taking her to bed and and telling her how beautiful she is because i know she hates her body. i want to make her feel good and see her in a mess. i don't think i'm a lesbian but i only ever think this way about her and 2D men.
i'd settle for platonic touch too. imagine if hand holding was the norm for friends. or walking arm in arm. her skin is so pretty and smooth. take me to horny jail officer, i'm worthless for even thinking like this. she's so beautiful and sensible and i'm an insane ugly gremlin.
No. 780964
>>780949i think that's lovely anon ♥ i'd really like to do that but it feels wrong and scrotey of me to get off on something she thinks is innocent
>>780959yeah, probably wishful thinking on my part
>>780955what made you wake up?
No. 780969
>>780964I was with the guy for 3 years and I think I only orgasmed maybe twice in our first few weeks together. Our sex life turned into him wanting quick bjs before going to sleep and me basically doing it because he paid the larger portion of the rent and I felt I owed him that. I don't know if he knew I felt that way but I was well aware of it. I would sometimes get oral back but couldn't finish because there just was no attraction attached to it. Then I became obsessed with a woman working in a nearby store. I'd often grab a coffee in a cafe that overlooked the store she worked in and I had this fantasy of her sweeping me away from the situation I was in.
I hit the 3 year mark where all my orgasms had been achieved solo, that was my wake up point. Realised I might as well be single and pay more rent than live like that.
No. 780990
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Caught my maid slacking on the job
i will never stop playing this game
No. 781013
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fighting with britfags and pretending to be a true patriot burger was the most fun I’ve ever had in awhile. i love you britfags though your food is absolute shlop but the music has always been bopping
No. 781017
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>>781004Toddler reminds me of pic related
No. 781047
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Lava lamps are so cool, but I keep accidentally leaving mine on all night and then I feel bad about it.
No. 781081
>>780448I use
https://blolook.osa-p.net/index.html?lang=en It’s a third-party app. You can’t see who exactly blocks you, but you get a number.
No. 781112
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what can i say except kill yourself
No. 781169
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>>781168because monday comes afterwards
No. 781173
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i wanna fuck kevin parker…
No. 781188
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>>777602So I tried the aquaphor last night on my dry-ass face and especially on this one dry spot on the middle of my forehead (which always messes up my makeup and make me look crusty). It's amazing. I was caught off guard by how greasy it felt at first but I waited a little bit and it absorbed into my skin. I'm wearing a little bit of it right now under my makeup and I look like a normal non-crusty human.
Ty anons, iluu
No. 781207
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fighting the urge to spam sarcastic emojis and getting banned right now
No. 781212
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I'm under the impression some farmers unironically think they're Cat Adams from Criminal Minds.
No. 781268
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Oh to be this young again
No. 781292
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I weirdly suspect that the ideal body thread is partially, though not all, troons and/or scrotes posting their fap fodder. Maybe I'm just being paranoid
No. 781308
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CANNOT BE FREE FROM FUCKING ELO HELL. I HATE THIS GAME YET I KEEP PLAYING.
No. 781309
>>781292I made an agreement with myself to never tread in there anyways. It will
trigger your insecurities. Not only that but once I saw marina from marina and the diamonds posted there because she has humongous boobs and a small tummy/waist and hips made me fucking kek. Thread is full of dykes and deluded hetero anons projecting their insane standards of what a “trve, strong, proud stacy woman is” who can get all the men and take your men away from you.
No. 781325
>>781309>marinaat least you admit it's gay/bi women posting her… I think she's gorgeous and it's annoying to be suspected as a scrote for finding women attractive or posting them outside the attractive women thread sometimes.
I didn't post her there though and I hate that thread since what's the point? everyone has different body types and it's true that lots of celebs have expensive surgeries. It's very unlikely any specific "goal body" is attainable, only what's possible for our own bodies. Maybe that thread is an excuse to admire other female bodies but if so that's much better to me lol
No. 781362
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Has 60% of the site been banned? It's so slow.
No. 781385
>>781168you mean thursdays
>>781173i wanna kill ugly men. geico caveman looking ass.
No. 781421
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I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this… I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!
No. 781422
>>781421AMOG UUS
This post is SUSSY
No. 781437
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Thinking about the fact that FKA Twigs will never look at me like this is making me fucking cry
No. 781442
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listening to the earthbound soundtrack and instantly felt right at home
No. 781461
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The picture from the mundane shit thread annoys me because the woman reminds me of Namari, who is like the worst character. Also the hair style just sucks and the mundane shit woman’s facial expression irritates me too kek
No. 781467
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>>781461morph these two characters and I think we got it
No. 781496
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Spoiler text because gross period talk, sorry I've gotten really into using the handheld showerhead almost every night to power wash my vagina. I'm going through a weird period (haha get it) of only taking my birth control pills every couple of days, which means I've been spotting a lot, enough to need 1 - 2 pantiliners a day. It's so satisfying to see any leftover uterine lining bits come out or accidental toilet paper bits or whatever. I feel so much cleaner doing it right before bed. But I need to get back on track with my BC and stop spotting because I read that basically spraying water directly into your vagina can also push bacteria in further and cause UTIs, so I don't want to take that chance. But damn I love how easy the handheld showerhead makes it to stay clean, I never had one before moving here. sigh.
No. 781510
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I’ve just learned that Ding Dong and Julien are back on OneyPlays for a bit and I’m SO HAPPY
No. 781519
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i want hamster but am allergic to rodents, as it seems. why even live
No. 781529
>>781519i had two hamsters when i was a kid and they had a huge litter of babies but then one day the mom hamster just fucking massacred all of them
i remember being so confused, i thought someone had filled the cage with bits of bacon at first glance
No. 781547
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>>781519I've heard before that chincillas, guinea pigs and certain breeds of hamsters are "hypoallergenic" (as hypoallergenic as animals can get). Maybe that's worth looking into?
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>>781522>>781514>>781515what is hopephobic
>>781519>>781522>allergic to rodents>get a bunnyReal big galaxy brain hours
Next someone will suggest her to get a capybara
No. 781555
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>>781554Went to fact check, apparently they are not considered rodents anymore.
I guess I played myself then
No. 781562
>>781551I read that as "allergic to kamoshida" and thought it made sense then I read "komaeda"
fuck my brain
No. 781581
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>>781568I am not, but I appreciate some fujo capeshit and respect her hussle
also sorry for akshually-ing you, but joker/batman is DC No. 781597
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Mando would be so much hotter for me if I didn't know Pedro Pascal was under the mask
I don't even think the dude is ugly, but he's royally not my type
No. 781599
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>>781581It's ok
nonny, have this random page I found somehwere
No. 781601
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The merchandise thread should be deleted because it’s just a mindless consumer thread and that’s the worst part of all the already existing shopping threads and more importantly it makes me feel bad and envious. But also I really like it and if I was retarded enough I would use all the time in the world to completely fill the thread with uninhibited autism because if I like a series enough, I will want merchandise. I could easily use that thread as a never ending list of useless shit I’ll never buy especially because I love window shopping. But even if anons itt also liked what I posted it would make me feel shitty deep down because I can’t have a bunch of merch for a tv show that ended production 2 decades ago.
No. 781604
>>781601Lol your post makes me think of twitter cause
>The merchandise thread should be deleted because it’s just a mindless consumer threadSomething twitter shitters would say to justify cancelling / deleting something
>more importantly it makes me feel bad and envious.The actual reason in their minds KEK
Btw that thread is years old
No. 781605
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>>781604KEK I’m glad you got a good kek out of it.
>years oldIt got bumped today.
No. 781619
>>781521i consider myself despair arc/meshitsukai/servant komaeda so i guess i kind of get ithey so did anyone else notice that in komaeda's first canonical encounter with the concept of hope, he was doped with an aphrodisiac and it became a formative sexual experience for him? it puts a new spin on his monologues in game because i imagine him rock hard whenever he thinks about it.
the sprites don't show him below the hip much but maybe that's why the others are so repelled by him, because he's spontaneously tenting and sweating all the way through their interactions ughhhhh
No. 781637
>>781628thank you!
today we are learning about the evolutionary functions of emotions. it's really boring and obvious but this made me wonder what the function of intense lust directed exclusively towards 2D men is. it just hit me that it's natural selection; i'm an evolutionary cul-de-sac, like pandas and incels.
may as well drop out of society and buy an ovipositor
No. 781649
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>>781623>>781628>>781631>>781624TIL that Komaeda has shoes with two zippers on it
No. 781719
The fact that this mad lad sculpt these with paper clay will always boggle my mind and inspire me
>>781680she wrote the forbidden name, she's now forever cursed
No. 781742
>>781736Teenaged girls like his voice and then they see him with these rosy tinted glasses, I think.
I don't even care for BTS at all, I just posted it for the skills
But he has done other kpopers, but my favorite is the Iron Man that he helped fix
No. 781775
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Guess I'm not the only one who misses black movies we got in 2000's, those movies weren't ever political or about racism, I mean they weren't perfect but the fact they could allow black people to be normal people was just normal to see
now every film featuring a black person has to make a comment about racism
No. 781787
>>781775Ive been wanting to rewatch some of will smiths movies for the nostalgia
Nowadays it seems like the only movies there are are capeshit, remakes and disneys latest 3d borefest
No. 781819
>>781437Felt the same about Koda Kumi feeding two fans bites of birthday cake onstage. Man I wish Koda Kumi would smile at me and feed me cake. Not in a sexual way, just really cute! The whole thing was cute actually, you could tell how happy the fans were. There was no way they could eat, they just cried lmao
*tried finding the video, went down the rabbit hole of old Koda Kumi videos, and now I'm just crying in the bathtub because I miss being a happy cringe weeb pre-wokeness RIP
No. 781857
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>is my shit in the toilet queer?
can they please stop.
No. 781891
>>781857I've played DnD since high school (in my late 20s now) and I'm fucking sick of the genderspeshul panromantic demi boys hopping on it. Like, please, I just want to kill dragons for a few hours and not think about your identity politics. Don't take over my escapism.
They're better than the scrotes who hit on you in character and chalk it up to "horny bard" stereotype.
No. 781894
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>>781873>>781875This site is dead without it.
BRING THE MANHATE THREAD BACK! What’s the worst that could happen???
No. 781903
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>>781896we can go apeshit anon
No. 781904
>>781896It's mostly just news postings and women being rightfully angry about it. Sometimes there'd be some anons posting some fucking AMAZING words to live by.
Apparently, that was too "radical" or something.
No. 781911
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>>781909Yes it is a revision of this: Perseus with the head of Medusa.
It’s by Luciano Garbati
No. 781924
>>781911Cool as fuck, though it really should be poseidon as he's the one who raped her, Perseus was really a guy who had to kill her to stop the Kraken
actually one of the nicer heroes, Ares is also pretty based
No. 781975
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Looks like he found another imageboard to shit up
No. 781978
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>>781975Samefag, but due to lainchan being full of coomers they're so insecure they're actually debating him instead of ignoring them
>>781977Not his real name. The imageboard he's suing has a gimmick were every post has a randomly generated name.
No. 782022
>>781938Well then we can just ban them for scrotism and move on.
>>781972The site already attracts retard scrotes, who post lengthy essays on their rape fantasies, post offensive threads to piss us off (and usually fail because they’re not funny) and basically larping all over the board. I swear to god it wasn’t any better when we had the man hate threads. It was so good to have every single consecutive reason for WHY we hate them, right there in front of them. Undeniable. They can’t just accuse us of being seething ugly cat ladies, it’s right in their face that we hate them for their filthy actions, and associations with others who are guilty.
>>781924Poseidon was far too powerful. He raped Medusa in athenas temple just to piss off athena, who couldn’t retaliate against him, so she responded by making Medusa a gorgon for whatever reason. Poseidon couldn’t hurt Athena directly because she was Zeus’ daughter and his favourite child.
No. 782072
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>Make a dumb controversial post on reddit
>Wake up to 36 replies
Jesus christ it was just a dumb "the algorithm isn't the reason why no one looks at your art". Worst part is none of the replies were good. It just sounded like "let me use this random exception" cope
No. 782105
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It honestly surprises me how bad most of the nu-sex work onlyfans/cam girls are when it comes to hiding their identity. I think it stems from them not knowing the risks due to ignorance of libfem coverups. It's particularly depressing when it's obviously someone who was groomed into OF posts their full face along with their nudes thinking they'll be able to quit anytime with the nudes never catching onto them.
I file in 5-10 years we'll see an OF backlash were those who used the site for college can't get jobs after graduating because of their nudes
No. 782121
>>782106but then the internet would have to subjectively know what you consider ugly and not ugly and tailor it to your tastes
is that not more disturbing than just clicking away
No. 782136
File: 1618257016967.jpg (53.39 KB, 828x1457, 0eec9yk9red41.jpg)
been there done that
No. 782138
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>>782118God is shifting weird. Found a subreddit dedicated to it and I wanted to post it on the reddit thread.
It kind of interests me because it seems to be a mix of lucid dreaming, the scientifically proven concept that if you go to sleep right you can control your dreams, vivid day dreams, and self induces schizophrenia.
It's the ultimate form of escapism and if the movement doesn't get nipped soon we'll see a wave of day dreaming mental disorders
No. 782150
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So I mentionned about my (lack of) birthday today in New Horizon because my island is still recent and my friend lowkey ignored that