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No. 152621
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Mr Snaggletoothed Taco's parents bought her a sparkly useless trinket
No. 152627
>>152621Who else thinks this is just a picture from her last trip? She seems to be doing that thing where she doesn't outright say she's in Japan but she's suggesting it.
>>152624lol ikr
No. 152628
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>>152627Also, I decided to lurk pull out of boredom and the person who made Kaka have that meltdown told their side of the story on there.
No. 152630
>>152621They bought her a…kitsch bottle cap?
It's ugly and tacky, props to them getting Kiki's taste right.
No. 152649
>>152647Not anymore, rofl
That earthquake was tiny and lasted like 3 seconds. Japanese people don't even notice/care about such small ones. There is no way they would "check in" for that, seriously. She's just whoring for attention, kek
No. 152652
>>152536Now you see, like most or any snowflake, he wants peopl3 to know she got bullied, but knows that it isn't 100% true. And there is shit on PULL and lolcow that has the shit she has tried to pull before, and she can't have her fans reading that right?
Because deep inside, she knows she's wrong, but her craycray antics make it so she doesn't want to tell the truth and slowly manifested into this victim clusterfuck we have here of Kiki.
No. 152659
>>152649"creepy earthquakes"
She needs to get outside.
No. 152673
>>152647"Here"
So I can't tell if she's trying to say here = "I'm in Japan now" or
Here = "In Florida, but I will write it in a way where I'm technically not lying"
I don't REALLY doubt she's in Japan. I bet Taku's parents are loaded and they pay for her trips so they can marry away their spoiled son or some shit
No. 152686
>>152673She means 'here' as in 'here in Japan'.
Hence the checking in with Taco and Koots.
No. 152688
>>152621She overuses すごく its annoying
I guess she could actually be in japan
That sign says escape ladder lol
No. 152696
>>152689Isn't this a window?
Anyway, that bottle cap retails for 50$ (at least on rakuten).
No. 152698
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>>152696Japan
Land of some of the most useless things you dont need
No. 152730
>>152649Agreed, I've asked jap friends about this and its always "i feel so many ive lost count" kek
kaka u wont last 10 minutes in japan if you moved there
No. 152731
The Tweets from
>>152508 makes me crack up. She really thinks she can take down information from this site because we are smearing her good name (ha. In her twisted logic Gossip site and paparazzi sites for celebrities are illegal….wtf? It's NOT like we are planning to do stalk, harm her or kill her. Hell he aren't even allowed to post her personal information. She is fucking disillusion
No. 152769
https://mobile.twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal/status/629224407584485377"
prays"
LOL she is so desperate trying to say she's living in Japan she forgot she's a Buddhist for a min
No. 152783
>>152511I know that this is a little late, but the translation was off. The person meant that he's going to register on PULL now, implying he didn't before. Kiki thought that he would go "back" to PULL, which wasn't the case.
Not really her fault, but she should stop being so paranoid and start believing people if they tell her something.
No. 152785
>>152775that's what happens when 95% of your followers are sock puppets/fake. ur su kewl keeks
what good is buffing that follower number when no one cares to interact with you anyway? it's just… so painfully obvious she bough all her followers lol
No. 152807
>>152786Honestly, almost a third of her followers being fake seems like a big chunk to me.
Also, quite*
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Am I the only one who thinks this is really rude?
No. 152859
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>>152511omg. how stupid is she.
the person said "lol now i'm going to sign up on PULL". she basically lead him there.
her pride over using google translate is so embarrassing.
how is she supposed to help anyone when she can't help herself (pic related).
No. 152870
>>152846Came here to post these caps too, because yes, I think it's rude.
Imagine if that was HER in the photos, that someone else posted. She'd flip her shit.
No. 152879
>>152846>>152870Holy shit, that's so bitchy
How long do you think it's gonna be until she deletes it?
Keeks, seeing as we know you're reading this, people will respect you more if you acknowledge what you said was rude and apologize for it instead of pretending it never happened, but I know you're not going to take advice from omg jealous paedo lesbian haters!!111
This delicate nipponese nature goddess act she puts on must be killing her when you can tell by her videos and the odd tweet she posts that irl she's kind of loud and rude as fuck.
No. 152885
>>152870It's even more hypocritical that she was literally just going on removing her content from hate sites a few hours before posting that.
>>152879I'm sure she'll delete it as soon as she checks this site or when someone calls her out on it on twitter.
>This delicate nipponese nature goddess act she puts on must be killing her when you can tell by her videos and the odd tweet she posts that irl she's kind of loud and rude as fuck.I bet you the reason why he was staring at her is because of how loud and obnoxious she was being.
No. 152891
>>152859Alright, Kirsten.
Sure you're not going to instantly accuse anyone who emails you for help of being !!haters!! that frequent these sites and then block them?
No. 152895
>>152885Hahaha I never thought of that, I'm pretty sure you're dead on there.
If she just pulled out her phone for no reason and started filming people going about their business, I'm pretty sure she'd get a lot of stares.
Come to think of it, I bet when she goes to Japan she thinks everyone is staring at her because she's a kawaii pure sailor moon angel goddesu~~~~ when really it's just because she's being loud and inconsiderate.
It's just fucking weird, like the persona she tries to project (badly) is this quiet, serene, caring person when really she's the exact opposite. She's loud, snobby and selfish.
She tries to come across as the polar opposite of who she really is instead of playing to whatever strengths she has.
No. 152900
>>152885>>152892Fucking this.
She's a gaijin who was likely kitted out in one of her ostentatious outfits and jewelry being disruptive and probably squealing and cackling about nothing with her constantly breaking voice while filming her(self and/or her) surroundings.
And she thinks it was unusual or rude of him to stare? She's the worst.
No. 152906
>>152846No you have no antennas. You're just loudness obnoxious. I remember a few "recent" streams of her where even if she tried to tame her voice she'd just let out a loud shrieking laugh out of nowhere. She also does that in videos.
>>152859Aka "pls if you're famous on the web talk to me hi Mira bffs <3"
No. 152966
>>152859This will be interesting. She'll spread her black & white mentality onto her fellow ~victims~. Funny how this shout out happens after it was mentioned she didn't care for other ~victims~. There is probably some hidden motive. No way she's doing this if it wasn't beneficial to her.
>I have been able to not have my or dakota's content posted/all removed.Keking at "MY and Kota's content" and pretending some kind of triumph. Bet she's trying to imply it was her who made PULL collapse, yet she just made copyright claims like some self-googling crazy with too much free time.
No. 152981
>>152969Yeah, she could be. I think it's too early to know.
We do know however, she loves word-play and dancing around information. So, as long as they're no pictures/videos of her particularly, we can't really know where she is.
No. 152982
>>152969Firstly,
>conspiratistsDoesn't spellcheck at least underline this for you?
Think how many times Kaka's been caught out lying and stealing other people's pictures. Add on top of that the lack of evidence of her actually being with ~Taku~ beyond a couple of hotel rooms.
And then actually listen to the point of the anon you're quoting, which is just wondering what Dakota thinks of this. It's an interesting point
Basically, GTFO. You sound dumb.
No. 153046
>>153012the only thing gaijins can really do in japan (at least in their first few years or until fluency - not dakota tier) is teach english or model.
and since kaka has the stick of righteousness shoved far up a certain bodily cavity, we know she wont be a good teacher.
No. 153071
>>153046Kaka can hardly get out the house and go places without claiming she's been assaulted and how everyone is a 'jelly stalker' so I doubt she would go in for teaching.
Thing is with all that molesting in the trains there, kaka will just be like Mira always making videos about how she was touched or someone weird got on and started acting up next to her. But it'd just be a repetitive chain of 'assault/harassed/why no feminism' videos and expecting sympathy off her subscribers.
She can't model, we've been over this before. Harsh features, doesn't have the cutesy personality, would show kota up (i mean its bad enough she's a shit model as it is), probably cause drama for the other models and just make an ass of herself. We'd find out if she did make it big, let's just say for e.g she did espesh with all these gossip sites/forums. There is ALWAYS someone who knows someone on the net, they'll find out and leak the truth. It's like that person on PULL (its gone now obv) but someone knew someone who knew a model that met dakota and claimed all kota turned out to be was awkward, reserved and the modelled bitched about her or something. It was somewhat along those lines.
I can only imagine her getting like a hostess job at the most. Just sitting there next to some old jap fart lighting his cig up every now and then, smiling and talking yank. That's all kaka would be good at. She can't even speak sense let alone teach.
kaka is just not suitable for japan
No. 153080
>>153025Pfft, screw music and DJ. Kaka can't even do that right without half assing it, she'd just rip off someone else's work and jazz it up a little probably.
Who cares what Taku is doing, the guy works I bet. He's no doubt just after a token white wife to show off to his pals down at the izakaya. Make his mother proud at how lovely and amazing their pale hafu children will be and that hopefully they can make some money off, since it's hafu obv it can model because yer.
It doesn't surprise me and it wouldn't.
#pray4snaggletooth & kaka are both seedy characters who are obviously after something from each other
No. 153088
>>152969im just gonna go with 'she is in japan' for now. the whole 'she's in florida! lies lies lies! lets entangle this web of lies!' got boring…… besides even if she isnt provide adequate milk, its more fun imagining what ruckus she is bringing to japan.
oh kaka…
No. 153129
>>152895People most likely stare because:
- She's white
- Blonde hair
- She wears ugly and weird fetish-like "STILL NOT ASKING FOR IT" clothes in public
Thise clothes WILL attract attention, regardless of who wears them and where jn Japan she is walking tbh
No. 153150
>>153129They're probably giving her the stink eye for shouting or being oblivious to others around her, not staring because she's a foreign beauty as she believes.
Foreigners in Tokyo are nothing new or exciting.
No. 153152
>>153141Anything that isn't brown/black stands out tbh
Doesn't matter how ugly/pretty the person is
No. 153154
>>152955if dakota TRULY gave a fuck about kiki or had some sort of mutual, close relationship instead of the one-way, familial obligated one kota puts up with she would've been helping kiki.
kota isn't shit but she definitely would've tried helping her get auditions, casting calls, or be signed. linking her youtube or something. and i'm sure the japanese would love some sort of kawaii gaijin sister duo shit. and you KNOW if she even attempted to help kiki, kiki would be IGimg and tweeting the fuck about it to show off.
that's evidence in itself. there's no way there's a close, friendly and trusting relationship between those two.
No. 153157
>>153154Exactly, she'd have been trying to get kaka access to all the goods. But nah, kota wants that for herself and in a way, I don't blame her. Why would you want your dickhead sister who is 'me me me' ruining your image? I mean, kota is starting to fade gradually. It's sorta obvious she is but at the same time, she's away from her sister and family. She's happier and that's how she wants it to be. I'd do the same.
I said this before, I don't really think kota deserves the title 'best kawaii gaijin' in Japan anyway but I sure as said do not think kaka deserves any type of modelling contract or anything like that. She hasn't worked for it either like she claims to do, she's just lied and made a mockery of herself through the internet. They're both liars.
But kaka is probably the worst.
No. 153160
>>153129People stare because she's foreign, that's about it. All Japanese stare at foreigners, they stare probably at other asians too. Just how they are as people. Nothing to get excited over and I think the "im white so i must model and be special" title is getting a little bit over played now.
Kaka is a "DNA" aka dick and attention seeker. She already has the dick
coff #pray4taku and all she wants is attention. Kaka just needs attention, she's hungry for it, the bitch is malnourished. She HAS to have attention, after all these years no matter what and no matter how many people tell her… she HAS to have that attention whether it's negative or positive.
She's pathetic as hell.
No. 153168
>>153157oh no not at all lol. she's only grabbing onto this stuff because it's/was popular. tumblr shit is popular and the kawaii crap is big on there. well it's more minimalist or soft sister stuff
she should either reinvent herself or check herself into a mental hospital because she clearly needs help. her reactions are the very definition of what it means to be "
triggered".
it'd be cool if she could bring scene back. like in a new way.
No. 153169
>>153166They probably skype or fb (might have secret accounts) tbh, it IS possible they do stay in touch. Just somewhere were we don't know and if we found out they'd just report/block us.
I think it's work related too, I know kota used to post about her period a year or two back but it grossed the japanese out apparently. I think someone has had a good talk with kota about what she cannot and can't do online now. So she's sticking to it to refrain any more… 'damage' to her barbie ugu
Honestly, I cannot wait until there is a new face which overtakes her tbh. Kota is fun to laugh at because of lulz and her sister is even better! But at the same time, I just want to see someone better and no drama.
No. 153172
>>153170That's what I said, it happens to ALL foreigners whether they're in kawaii/ghetto/norm or whatever.
It's like Rachel (Rachel & Jun) she's been in parts of Japan and they've just… stared non-stop at her.. like gawking. Probably the red hair… but still and she's boring to FUCK
No. 153178
>>153166definitely not, i follow some of the other popteen models/ jp fashion mag models. dakota is being selective intentionally. for some sort of self centered reason. it's not contractual
the "mysterious barbie" shit is kind of old now.
again i'm sure they maybe text. definitely when she first moved there with her dad. but clearly if they were that good with eachother they'd be doing things. some sort of pictures would exist. mentions.
ik dakota wants privacy for sure since she can't monitor shit, or she'd have an IG account. but i just don't think it's enough. she'd be doing a lot more.
i have a sister and out age difference is about the same as them. we don't get along, but best believe we'd be helping eachother out.
dakota is greedy, selfish, and wants nothing to do with kiki. past plays a part definitely, but dakota is so selfish she doesn't even interact with her fans or disclose anything (hence why she's fallen out with so many she could've been so much bigger).
No. 153189
>>153025She actually isn't way too old to be a model at all, she's just too old looking. One girl I follow just did some modeling in Japan and she's like in her late 20's to early 30's but she literally has he face, body, and voice of a child plus I think she can speak Japanese as well.
>>153071All of this.
No. 153298
>>153272Can we talk about Kiki on GuruGossip or something? I mean it's for gurus but…. Oh well, she can't stop us though. Hopefully.
Hey Kaka, if you ever read this, just remember the more deleting you do, the more people are prompted to look the shit you pulled even more out of curiosity.
Of course you'll have your sockpuppets, family, and asskissers to keep you company, but onlver time, it'll all decrease.
No. 153306
>>153294Not that I could find. I think it's way too soon for a statement since I know the threads/sections were still up a couple of hours ago(I think I last checked pull around 6 or 7pm my time and it's 9pm here right now).
This makes me think even more that she's not in Japan right now. She's way too active online. She was this active when she was lying about being with Taku in Florida.
>>153298I'm sure she'd get the threads taken down from there as well, but it's worth a try. It may even make things interesting because I've heard that the person who runs that site is just as insane as she is.
No. 153342
>>153332Yeah, her tumblr's pretty old. It's not really that interesting though. Although there was one post she made on there where she said she wishes this guy who abuses animals was raped until he bleeds.
>>153336I think the reason why she left tumblr was because everyone was calling her out on that.
>>153339Ohhh, do you know why?
No. 153348
"First thing first, none of you will ever truly know me no matter how many videos you watch of me, blogs you read about me or people you know that talk about me. Don't dare act like you do. I fancy to keep it that way. Capiche? Capiche. I hear you like mystery.
I got that blonde hair, blue nails, blue eyes, blue makeup, any lil girl who tries to be me - aha they better flee before they see me. These girls are dolls of me - plastic and fake nothing close to the real thing. Maybe if they accept themselves for who they are, their hearts will sing.
I do not drink, smoke, or party. I work. I am a lone wolf and I get things done that way. In a few months I will surprise you all with what I am working on. I have been an organic vegetarian since the age of 8. I am a virgo. I am very dedicated and committed to what I want. I don't let others bring me down. I'm very down to earth. I am a huge dork. I LOVE to laugh. I strive for success. I have passion and it burns in my chest. I do my own makeup, hair, dress myself, and coordinate my photo shoots. I am a normal girl, so please stop getting hyped up about bits of pixely light on a screen in a 2D world. Treat me as you would like to be treated. I am young, so older guys.. don't bother. I've had enough of older immature men.
Wait for me till I'm 18 so that I can tell you to roll your tongue back into your mouth, pick up your jaw, and fuck off legally.
I honestly don't know how I became so popular…I never wanted to be haha, I do enjoy it though, so thank you everyone. :) I guess by just being me! try it once in a while.. maybe people will like you more/better. :D I love sheep, but come on people.. leave marching in the heard to them.. they do it the best!
So please don't bleach your hair and do your makeup like me, its not cute - everyone knows im marching to my own tune, so its obvious that you'll lose.
I LOVE to take photos that are controversial and throw/piss people off. You know what? It's working. :)) mwhahaha!
Organic vegetarian since the age of 8.
Get to know me I'm real sweet.
I'm real cute and have a personality that can't be beat.I'm Irish, Polish, Welsh, Dutch, German, French, Scottish, English, Danish, and Swedish. MuT STaTuS
xoxo
"
why isn't this deleted yet?
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So I don't really care if she's in Japan or not, but she is, I guess, and I suppose it might mean she's actually getting married with Taku.
I don't see it as impossible tbh, lots if men want a trophy gaijin wife (not that she's a trophy for us who have eyes, but for a lonely Japanese man, she might as well be)
Interesting to see what comes next!
No. 153651
>>153640You know what really irritates me though, kaka would have never had an interest—infact neither her or kota had an interest in Japan years back and now it's like "amigod i have a jap husband/i love japan" attitude ugh
i hope her minge gets deported
No. 153659
>>153651Actually, I remember someone on here saying that Kota actually used to own a bunch of anime plushies but Kaka made fun of her for it.
Although I do feel just as annoyed about her as you do. If you showed scene Kaka everything she claims to love and be interested in now, she'd definitely make fun of it. And I bet if you showed Taku to scene Kaka, she'd say he's an ugly chink or something like that. (I know people grow up and change, but we all know she hasn't changed one bit since the scene days)
No. 153674
>>153659I can sorta believe in a way dakota had a slight interest in cutesy anime related things though. Just from what I used to see in the back drop of her old pictures but a lot of girls are into it too. Not just kota.
Again, that's what makes kaka shitty. She mocked asians, was never interested in Japan before this and suddenly its "oh the japan thing is in now? oh okay one sec ill be with you in a minute".
Yeah people grow up and change, kota 22 next month and kristen is coming up to 23. Kota I can BELIEVE may have changed a little, I do think she's a mysterious one but kaka is the main cunt here. Kaka is still lulzy and hasn't changed at all. Infact kaka has gotten worse.
She's just doing this… you know what, I don't even know why she's doing this? To be closer to her sister? Kota isn't interested in her. It's like someone said hours ago, if kota wanted to help kaka get fame then she would've done something but nothing has been done. Kota wants to fuck her off. Well not entirely cos sisters but like… get off her back about clinging on to fame?
I'll be so pissed off if kaka starts gaining japanese followers and fan base for literally nothing. Kota was an exception and I can kina tolerate it because, well, kota is there now and she'll do whatever she has to do in her own time before fading.
Kaka doesn't deserve any new related type of fame. She fucked up before, she'll fuck it up again. She'll just interfere with a bunch of vloggers/bloggers who don't need her bullshit. She has a backstory anyway, baggage and it won't be too long until people start posting it around thus translating it into Japanese. They did it to kota after the karaoke thing, on that gossip site. They'll do the exact same thing to kaka and it's hilarious because she has the worst end of the stick and a lot more shit to show.
I don't know if it would affect kota that much because they're related though… fans will just support dako-chan anyway because it's dako-chan
No. 153675
>>153348"do not drink, smoke, or party. I work. I am a lone wolf and I get things done that way. In a few months I will surprise you all with what I am working on."
"Don't bleach and do your makeup like me"
AHAHAHAHAH that's so Embarrassing. Capital E. I still have to choose which Kaka is worse.
Isn't it funny that she tries to copy Kota by now and has zero originality? That she still says the very same things again and again?
No. 153680
>>153674I agree with everything you said.
I just think she's just doing all of this to get Kota's fame. She's just another Kota copycat who thinks if they do everything Kota does and like everything she likes, they'll be a famous model in Japan too.
I do think she is trying to get closer to Kota since she's still copyright claiming her content for her, defending her, and mentioning her a lot more, but it's only in hopes Kota will help her out in return. I don't think she's doing all of this because she genuinely likes Kota, I honestly don't think she's capable of genuinely caring about/liking anyone but herself.
No. 153682
>>153678Idk if Not a didn't know they were comedians or not, but basically she gave these 'joke singers' a bad score.
Then the Jnetizens arose from their slumber and unleashed the power that is Japanese hatred.
The End
No. 153742
>>153741found a yahoo ask about that website
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070706221543AA5pX5a but cannot open the website. does it work for anyone else?
No. 153760
>>153735Too much posting links instead of the actual picture/cap itself on here lately.
This is an imageboard, guys. Come on.
No. 153851
>>153730She may get fame but I don't think the barbie persona can go any higher than it already is. It's just kota's looks overall, she's already doing modelling. What else is there for her to do? I mean if it was someone with a 'look' about them I can see maybe it going further and more opportunities. Japanese won't worship her, I just don't think they will. It's like Beckii and Leah, it can only go so far until you reach that peak where people are sick of you.
Kaka will never be famous in Japan lel
No. 153853
>>153683Very true, kota is actually forcing herself to become more well known in Japan. I've noticed this. From the way she talks to fit in, style to give herself a 'softer look' when it's basically a haircut and natural 'girl next door' make up look to just trying to fit in with Japanese. I understand, I think it makes sense I guess especially if you're the token among the rest.
It's like I said, kota will reach a peak to the point where I don't think she will get anymore well known than she already is, if that makes sense? Like people will know you but they're bored of you type of thing.
But I don't see her being big. I know people want her to be 'famous kawaii gaijin of the world' but Japanese still will choose a hafu or japanese any day over a token white model. They stick to their own.
Just how it works.
Nah, I think kota is just not giving kaka to connects she may want and kota probably knows kaka won't suit japan well herself lmao
Kota is best just leaving kaka to her devices and laugh at the mess kaka makes during the aftermath
we'll all be laughing along with kota
No. 153866
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>>153735Dis an image board so. I'll fix your link there.
No. 153912
>>153861This is one reason why I hate her. I can't fucking stand those people who will pick on you for liking certain things, but then the second the thing becomes trendy, they go on about how they've
always loved/had an interest in it.
No. 153929
>>153861Plenty of people are into anime, still mocked asians with her sister though but plenty of people who are into anime do that anyway. Kaka is the worst for it though.
Still just because someone is into anime doesn't always mean they're "into japanese culture" weebs can like anime just for anime lol
No. 153931
>>153919Both are in for a fuck, I know that much. One wants a trophy wife and the other just wants an entry into fame due to being white/knowing limited japanese and being vegan
kek
these sisters make me laugh tho
someone needs to make a manga about these two, kota the successful token bean and kaka the obsessed with fame one who ends up in a mental hospital laughing at the end
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>>153931kaka reminds me of anzai manami from life
she'll go to hell and back just to get what she wants kek
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>>153938she's just like kaka
spoiled by her parents
loveless boyfriend
mean and a total bitch
No. 153941
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>>153940always wants sympathy off her fans
No. 153943
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>>153941tries to act all cute
No. 153944
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>>153943enjoys lying and twisting shit around
No. 153945
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>>153944but paybacks always a cunt in the end kaka
No. 153958
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>>153952kaka and taku kek
No. 153960
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>>153958how kaka acts when shit wont go her way and whenever she sees kota on tv lel
No. 153962
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>>153960kaka and her 'jelly haters'
No. 153964
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>>1539621. how kaka treats kota 2. how kaka always thinks shes above kota 3. pure evil
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>>153964what we want kaka to do but won't do lol
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>>153965ask him for visa obv kaka
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>>153967how kaka will end up
No. 153979
>>153974she's a sheltered white girl who's parents told her she was a speshul snowflake and let her pose for pedos and sceenie weenie kids for cash. not being around other kids her age, being treated like the ~most special middle child~ and having a large fanbase from youth does shit too you.
Girl has a warped view of reality, and it's gonna take a lot of therapy to get it out of her. And we all know therapy isn't going to happen until she's a washed up 40 year old with 11 kids and a crack addiction.
No. 153983
I understand this discussion is over, but I'm quite the slowpoke and wanted to remark on Kaka's tweet earlier when she snapped a picture of a random guy staring at her. It seems as though (to me) she has not spent a lot of time in Asia as a foreigner. I myself am about a 4 in looks, however I am deathly pale and also blonde. In my time in the far east I am constantly stared at. People will ask to take selfies with me, take pictures of me and my white/tall friends, and stare at me like I am an exhibit in a zoo. If you spend a lot of time in Asia, you actually get used to it to some degree.
Kookoo, you are not a special gaijin princess because Asian people stare at you. They stare at you because you are a white girl. This does not make you special. I am also not surprised that you lack the tact to politely move past people staring at you, rather than snapping a picture and posting it on your "love, positive energy and mother earth!!!" Twitter.
No matter how rotten Dakota may be on the inside, she is leaps and bounds better than her wretched, spoiled, hypocritical goblin sister. (At least to me.)
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so she's finally active now that she's back in japan? also not surprised at her hypocrisy
No. 153987
>>153983Yeah, Asians stare at people like fucking crazy.. But, Kiki is in
Tokyo. Not Rural China.
People who live in Tokyo are really used to seeing foreign people. If people are staring at here there, it's likely because she's being outrageous in some way– be it her horrible, gody fashion, her hyperactive mannerisms, or that ear-piercingly loud voice
No. 154006
>>153985Possibly? Makes a lot of sense tbh. I am average as fuck (below average tbh) but I still got a lot of attention for being blonde.
>>153987You're right anon, I'm sorry. I've spent a lot of time in rural China so I guess my view is a little different, lol. I will say that the staring intensifies when you go our of your way to attract attention to yourself/speak very loudly in English. (And we all know how much Kirsten loves to draw attention to her self.)
I wonder if Kookoo knows enough Japanese to even get around on her own.
No. 154007
>>153985It's because they think they'll get special treatment because asians apparently 'worship white people' and they go bat shit for 'kawaii white girls' and so god help you if you're mixed asian white because it's like the most perfect of fucking perfect race that you can mash up. It's like winning the lottery.
Nah, it's just people giving it the "well im white and female with blonde hair and big blue eyes so im special here in japan because they luv it cos its so different to their shitty boring asian ass features"
ugh
No. 154035
>>154020exactly, it's hardly a following.
dakota has quite a following
but tbh more fucking bloggers and vloggers have more of a following these days than those two lmao
No. 154046
>>153986Is she trying to prove something about copyrighted content?
Why does she ~copyright~ everything ?
Is it just so she can delete all traces of hers and dakotas past in order to bring to fruition some sort of twisted grand scheme? Tune in next week!
No. 154055
>>154013she probably bought some at least. but most of her twitter followers are inactive for sure. instagram is the new thing and she only has 7k.
also hasn't she posted photos she found on the internet on instagram saying that she took them in japan?
and also she said she got that sparkly guitar which was just a photo found on ebay or something?
so why exactly do you guys think she isn't lying now?
where are all the touristy japan photos being posted to twitter or instagram if she is there or while she was there before? if i visited any country i would take a MILLION photos and post so many online, i think most of you guys could say the same? are you sure she's not saving all those photos so she can claim she is there whenever she wants?
i'm not gonna believe some stupid tweet.
i'm not being all "conspiracy theorist" but i just don't see any good reason to believe her. there are more reasons NOT to believe her.
No. 154072
>>154006Nah, don't be sorry.
From people like Kiki, you'd think that in Tokyo the men are crashing into walls with their dicks in their hands and women are fainting in envious-admiration whenever she walks by.
But, I've lived there. I'm better looking than Kiki (which isn't saying a lot tbh.)
People don't stare there as much as people like Kiki gush about. That is, as long as you're not acting wildly or being loud in public, it is considered rude to stare.
Of course, you'll always have those older people and children, but that's just about anywhere you go. Drunk people too.
I think Kiki just
expected people to fawn over her foreign beauty so much, that she actually
truly believes when someone is glancing her way, that's what is happening.
I've heard some pretty crazy stories from China though. Did anyone ever try to pull your hair?
No. 154079
>>154055Nobody is sure whether or not she's lying yet. It's too premature to know, because she hasn't said much.
Once pictures start to pour in, we can have our little team of lolcow experts analyze them for authenticity. As of now, everything is just speculation.
I'm not sure whether or not to believe she is there atm. She very well could be, but we all know she isn't ashamed of lying for attention.
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No. 154082
>>154055i want to believe she is in japan because it was just too damn boring imagining her still in florida.
but its hard, because she isnt posting any interesting pics about japan… Maybe she got really spooked (autocorrected to spookyped Lol) by haters so she doesnt wanna leave any trace of her whereabouts this time.
She said last time 'haters' found her hotel. Tbh it couldve been Dakota leaking kiki milk
No. 154088
>>154082her tweets are so boring she might as well still be in florida though :(
she COULD gain SOME followers if she would just post or blog about japan
i'm
>>154055 this anon and i just feel like if she were, she would actually post some interesting stuff.
but she could be delusional and think she is already famous and has enough followers and isn't aiming to gain more i guess? she has to notice the difference between her and kota's follower count though
No. 154092
>>154090The manga is spectacular and focuses around a lot of serious issues that aren't widely discussed in Japan at all, the main character cutting herself due to depression and stress.
There's also a wonderful television adaption that's very popular in Japan, but for some reason they removed the themes of self injury and just has the main character freak out and cut her hair at the beginning.
It's called Life / ライフ (Raifu).
No. 154093
>>154086-phone rings-
Kiki: Hello?
?: Kirsten Ostrenga? I am talking with Kirsten Ostrenga?
Kiki : THE FLICK YOU ARE DONT CALL MY HOME YOU USER OF A HATING SITE I WILL FUCKING SUE YOU ALL LESBOS
?: I am from the phone-internet company, I just wanted to tell you we have new promotions …
Kiki: SURE YAH YOURE A STALKER YOURE ONE OF THEM
?: Chill madame
-kiki breaks the phone so no one will call again-
No. 154101
>>154080>>154099Kiki you are a lying bitch. No one is calling you. You claim to be harassed then show actual fucking proof instead of whining 24/7.
No one would want to call her because they would be nagged to death.
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It's funny coming from her because she harrsesses people all the time.
No. 154114
>>154006>I wonder if Kookoo knows enough Japanese to even get around on her own.Nope, she does not. Her Japanese is beginner level. And on top of that I don't think she even bothers trying to use it unless she's trying to show off in videos since it hasn't improved one bit and she only seems to speak English with Taku.
>>154101And you know they'd try to track your number and try to sue you thinking you're the 1 person who's been stalking them for years who speaks multiple languages/has multiple identities(do they still believe that everyone on these "hate" sites are all one person?).
No. 154126
>>154119Kiki said on twitter to that kid that hate sites aren't something you "find randomly" actually yes they are. You google search her pic and click one it comes right up to this site.
I read her article in the Rolling Stones and I felt so bad for her bc I was bullied badly all through school. So I could relate to her.
Googled her pics, came across this site=auto blocked
No. 154144
>>154126She knows she's wrong.
I think she just doesn't like the idea of befriending people who have access to all her dirty laundry within a few clicks.
No. 154146
>>154109Someone should tweet at her and be like:
"OMG when will you leave me alone?? You have been harassing me for YEARS, you're so obsessed and I'm tired of your abuse!"
No. 154151
>>154098the thing i learned about lolcows is most of them you won't get a reply unless there's a compliment somewhere in your message
>>154119ok i loled at this one hahahaha!!
No. 154155
>>154072Ah, makes a lot of sense. I'm sure Tokyo is a lot more.. Cosmopolitan than a lot of the other places I've visited, so it must be a bit easier to get around unnoticed (as long as you aren't acting like a rude American asshole.)
I wear a lot of braids so I haven't had anyone try to pull on my hair, but I have had a group of older men try and surround me once (luckily my 6'3" boyfriend stepped in at that point.) Oh, and ive had rural farmers scream at me for being an evil spirit /"foreign devil'. But Most of the time, when I'm in the bigger cities, people just want lots of pictures with me for whatever reason. Like I've said, I'm not good looking, but women would come up to me and tell me I was "so beautiful" and ask to take pictures with me. The only bad part is that shopkeepers and restaurants would try to rip me off because the assumed I didn't speak the language.
By the way, most of the students I was around (people my own age) were very respectful, but wouldn't stop talking about myfair skin and hair, as well as my blue eyes (even tthough they were on average a lot more beautiful than me.)
Sage for off topic talking about myself.
No. 154168
>>154161I called her a stupid foreigner in Chinese and I guess she Google translated it.. Lol, not a terrible reason to get blocked on twitter. I hope she fumed when she translated my message (I said other things as well.)
Its kind of weird knowing she reads every word of this site. She must post in this thread .. I don't see her being able to hold back at all.
No. 154182
>>154181*linking
Why the actual fuck, autocorrect. All week with this bullshit.
No. 154196
>>154155Right on anon. It's probably fun to experience some of those things I would imagine. Glad you had the opportunity to travel the world a bit.
It's easy to tell when someone like Kiki is exaggerating the truth on a place like lolcow. So many farmers from different parts of the globe– she really can't lie about cultural aspects like that without being questioned/caught.
No. 154285
She acts as if we are not simply reposting shit she already posted herself, by herself, which can be easily verified considering she has a verified Twitter account and we are screenshotting and archiving directly from it. None of us are hacking into her computer and stealing information or digging into personal files. In fact, none of us are taking shit out of context to make her look bad – she does that shit herself. I can't think of anything that was ever leaked or a true violation of privacy that has ever been posted here or PULL other than the Charms fiasco and I guess Kiki's nudes from way back (even though that's debatable).
Kiki is wasting her money and time on a lawyer but I'm sure the lawyers don't mind if they get paid. A lawyer of any merit will know that once you post shit online it's fair game. If there's no evidence we (Jane Doe) stole her shit and posted it without her permission or altered what she said, they have no case. And any time we post opinions, they are just that – opinions. You can't be famous and have no one talk negatively about you. Choose one.
I don't understand how someone who has been extremely active on the internet for so long and even somewhat prominent for a few years and thus should be aware of how it works could be so fucking clueless.
She said she wasn't going to post any personal information which is probably why she didn't post much for a while. She was giving us the silent treatment because she was mad at us for making fun of her boyfriend. But I actually think she came back just because she saw that even with PULL down, her thread here was either inactive or OT discussing Kota. Other people were discussed before she was and hers started to die. I think she started shit with Mira because she couldn't handle not having the spotlight on her. I think she realized that if she did walk away from the internet, we would just forget about her and move on with our lives and discussion would just turn back to Kota etc, and I don't think she could stand that.
You will also notice her namedropping Dakota has been pushed to the max since she came back. She obviously lurks here and she obviously knows the discussion turned to her when she left. She has to realize now (if not before) that she COULD walk away from all of this and probably be mostly unscathed. She could probably successfully get Google to remove most of the unflattering search results for her real name and she's young enough and she's fairly young and hasn't PT-tier ruined her professional life imo…yet.
Most of what comes up is shit from the olden days which I think most employers would forgive – kids being stupid. But lately more shit from more recent times is starting to filter in.
Kiki can't fight the internet forever. And you can only turn so many people against us because the moment they google PULL they pull up all your lies and come to this side of the fence. It happens all the time. She censors PULL because she knows they'll find it and find the truth about her.
I think it's human nature to crave attention to an extent, but I think there's a point where it becomes too much and most people just bail or get heavily into drugs or something. I don't think she can distinguish between a person actually trying to talk to her and get to know her and someone who is stalking her. I think she's just so fucked up and her parents have fucked her up so much that she can't tell the difference between a friend and an enemy.
Whatever, I hope she goes away again tbh. She's kind of boring now without the chimping and the Mira drama died too fast. I just want to forget about her for a few years again.
Also btw nice job retweeting River Phoenix for the Vegan hashtag…he died of an overdose. That's not exactly a healthy alternative to meat or a well-adjusted role model. And why not post the pics from "rescuing" the swan? That's the most vegan she's ever looked.
No. 154290
>>154080
>Wants "formal" e-mails. Can be interpreted as "wants professional e-mails">>154099
>Doesn't respond to aforementioned e-mails "Heh, just move on!"You want to be treated as a professional but don't want to act like one. k
The lack of self awareness hurts me
No. 154293
>>154285I also think her goal in getting PULL removed (and probably other similar forums and websites) was not to protect herself and her family or whatever, but because she wanted to seem like a hero and she couldn't handle not being the #1 special victim. She even tried to turn it onto Mira and attack her, and she has dealt with the same "haters."
She took down her shit and Kota's shit as well as everyone else. She couldn't handle that she (and Dakota) were not the only victims and in fact not even the most victimized tbh and this way she could look like the savior of the cyberbullied. It's sad. And it didn't even work because PULL came back. This shit will always come back as long as she's around to provide us with entertainment….when will she learn?
No. 154437
>>154290Yup. And also "e-mail me if you're going thru a tough time!!! I can help!!! Let's support each other! <3"
…
"Omg life goes on"
No. 154439
>>154072I doubt kota and kaka have ever been let out of the states until Japan, so they were retarded on how other countries work since they're used to America so much.
kota i can picture settling in better than kaka, kaka is more demanding and wants things her way
she's white yer, 10 brownie points there but she's also hid and boring
No. 154447
>>15428510/10
I sometimes think she should drop the kiki/kiki kannibal name altogether. Yes people recognize it, which probably brings at least some viewers/followers, but its also just her not letting go of the past. She needs to reinvent, or maybe die a quiet internet-death like that lolita milkyfawn - quit being up in everyones face - sadly thats not kikis stule
No. 154452
>>154080She acts so fucking high and mighty, it's fucked!
You're N O B O D Y.
No. 154461
Christ, Kiki use your damn blog rather than spamming people's timelines with 20 tweets in a row.
>>154437Yeah, I was thinking that when reading these tweets.
>"Email me your problems and I'll give my beautiful love and light advice <3">two months later>"DON'T SEND ME INFORMAL EMAILS, I WON'T RESPOND!! I'M NOT HERE TO CHAT WITH YOU PLEBS!">>154441Anon didn't really sound like they were complaining though, just detailing their experiences.
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No. 154467
>>154464Cool.
Now how about a face mask for during the event?
No. 154478
>>154437maybe she got some angry email like "omg why u no answer meeeee" which, yea, can be irritating BUT if she markets herself as this wise oracle, the least she can do is answer or give a polite public acknowledgment that she hasnt had time to answer yet.
if she really isnt online 24/7 (as she wants us to believe, because she has -a life- and stuff) then she should at least say so. "hey sorry guys ive been busy and couldnt answer mails." just give people a polite heads up that you cant answer right away, not be a rude bitch and act like everyone is ungrateful to bask in your presence.
No. 154488
>>154464If this is true, I wonder how greasy her hair looks right now. From what I've seen with my little sister who insists on using products for my dry coarse wavy hair, if you have straight, silky hair that's not damaged or anything, you really don't need any sort of moisturizing products in your hair.
>>154478Seriously. She'd attract more people if she was even half as nice as she constantly says she is.
No. 154507
>>154441>>154441Incidentally, that is exactly what my teachers told me would happen to me in a place like China. I'm not complaining, another anon simply asked me what I dealt with in my own personal experience. I wouldnt trade my travel experiences for the world; getting a few pictures taken while i walked down the street in Beijing is a small price to pay for being able to visit somewhere so exotic and beautiful as Asia.
Anyway, I'll try to tone down my weeaboo-ness. My only real point was that Kiki is not special at all for being stared at in an Asian country. If you are a foreigner, people will usually treat you differently. And knowing Kaka, she probably constantly screeches in English and dresses like a cheap whore, which is a surefire way to get people to stare at you when they otherwise wouldn't bother.
Sage because I know I talk too much.
>>154464What is this "event"? Lol, she's so crazy and over inflated. Additionally, I find it funny how she didn't indicate when she arrived in Japan/hasn't shown us any pictures of it yet, despite having s camera phone and WiFi.. She's so weird.
No. 154524
>>154437Yup she doesn't help anyone who is really getting bullied or going thru tough times
It is all for the attention
Lyke OMG she cares for those in need! what a saint!!
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Remember this from her old page? RESPEKT MI N MI RESPEKT U!
uh huh your a human? u sure? U dont give a flying fuck about any human besides Taco
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I played around with makeup on her pic Makeup or not she is pretty
No. 154632
>>154464Please may it be a volumizing mask.
Either way. "Ask me for beauty videos and life in Japan videos. I won't give a fuck but I like the attention"
No. 154801
>>154632hopefully. a moisturizing mask will do her hair no favors :I
she has a blog, twitter, instagram yet doesn't blog about being in japan, doesn't post videos, or anything to instagram. even kota blogged and vlogged and stuff about japan when she first got there. what else could she possibly be doing besides sitting on her ass lurking around the internet trying to find haters and posting lies about what she is doing on twitter.
No. 154827
>>154820Imagine how much hotter she'd be and how much better her life would be if she actually listened to some of our advice. It would be a huge improvement if she just listened to 1 little piece of advice from us, like filling in her eyebrows or getting a haircut.
I feel like she sees our advice as personal attacks. In that rant she made about her nose, she went on about how people make fun of her for having harsh/mature features when really we just think what she's doing looks ridiculous with her harsh features.
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>respect MY privacy
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>>154835Everything she spews sounds like a casual brag to me, I can't help it! (Don't know how to deleted the image off my post sorry for double posting)
>>154812I wouldn't say brittle. But definitely oily. In the "beauty tips" video, she was saying how people tell her she has such ~super shiny~ hair and put some texts over the video, pointing to her hair"shines a shit ton! Sailor moon powers!". And then said "I feel like I'm in a shampoo commercial like
does hair flip with that limp, greasy hair"
So much Kringe there.
No. 154847
>>154835what Keekz wants us to think: she and Taco have moved into a luxurious apartment together next door to the famous baseball player
actuality: she is visiting and staying in Taco's apartment that his parents pay for. the building is on the same street as the one the baseball player lives in
No. 154852
>>154847Yes and that's why we don't see pictures of this dinky bachelor apartment or the baseball player together with them.
Whatever happened to hiding where she is for pray4taku's safety? kek
No. 154867
>>154860Doubt it, dako lives in a crappy model apaato building, even her furniture is cheap as fuck.
Taku probably has a nice apartment because his family is loaded and that's why Kiki hasn't dropped him yet despite everyone thinking he's ugly and her baleeting everything about him. For Kiki, even an ugly 'chink' with a dead tooth she can't even hardly talk to is still a catch if he's got money.
Thing is, most Japanese families with money who have sons his age will only give them an 'allowance' until they get married, but good luck getting the money if you marry a gaijin, especially one like Kiki. Sure, they may tolerate her as his girlfriend, and they may be nice and polite to her too, but my guess is they don't know about any marriage plans, hell maybe Taku doesn't either still.
I think she may be back in Japan, and probably even staying with Taku while she's there this time, but I think Kiki is overplaying the situation so she can broadcast it online the way she wants people to
think her life is.
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>>154867How is this furniture cheap?
No. 154875
>>154871That's actually lovely.
If Kiki were really moving to Japan, don't you think we'd see "moving in" pictures? Or something? It's just hard to believe at this point. Wonder what "bae's event" was.
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No. 154877
>>154871I haven't seen whatever video this is from, the apartment tour video I saw was tiny and only had cheap looking basic furniture. Ofc I stopped watching Dakota videos a while ago, so w.e
Although that does look really nice, definitely not cheap. She didn't pay for that with sporadic-cameos-in-Popteen money. More and more the Bravo Sugardaddy theory makes sense.
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No. 154894
>>154892LOL Kaka admitting she went to a love hotel! Really classy there Keekz, never change.
Also if she's living with her precious Taku in an apartment building fancy enough for famous baseball players, why go to a love hotel at all? Because she wanted to see one? That's just trashy.
No. 154905
>>154876lol, I remember the last time she was in Japan, she mentioned those vans and all she could say was "NO ONE CAN HEAR WHAT THEY ARE SAYING" because she had no idea. It's obvious Taco told her what's going on, and now she's pretending she figured it out by herself. kek
But everyone can hear what they are saying, and everyone knows what they are (Japanese right wing group).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uyoku_dantaiThey usually target the Chinese embassy (I live pretty close to them and hear them almost daily) to protest.
Police actually run after the cars and measure the loudness, in hope that they can arrest them if they go above a certain sound level.
No. 154913
>>154892Did she just admit to how trashy she is? Or is she taking up a new profession?
kek thinking "VIP" means something in a place that's got cumstains for days.
No. 154931
>>154892I get that people can be affected really badly by cigarette smoke (heck, i have asthma, so believe me i know!) but i think keekz is being overdramatic about this.
Also people in NE asia aren't as impressed by white foreigners as kaka says they are.
My younger sister went to seoul for a month and other than a couple of older people and the occasional younger person nobody really gave her a second glance.
No. 154993
>>154892I get wanting to book a VIP suite in a motel (it's still a motel, doesn't matter if you're in grorious Nippon lol) for a romantic night but God it must be such a pain to have a bitchy, dramatic girlfriend who makes you walk out of it because she "can't stand cigarette smoke". I have asthma. I can't either. It's bad. But guess what? Once you're in the outter world, going out with friends, concerts, festivals, you have to learn to deal with this.
>>154876So in the US she gave absolute no fucks about current events (not even worldwide) but now she does??? She hasn't even commented about Japanese politics when she was in the U.S. Not even during the 3 months she spent as a "student" in Japan. Her Japanese is not "discussing complex subjects" level
She's probably just parroting Taku to show off she's LIVING! in Japan.
No. 155000
>>154993Kirsten is way too selfish for Japan. Taku will be at the end of his tether soon enough and will throw her ass out.
At that point she'll be fucked. No where to live. No one supporting her. No reason to even be in Japan.
The milk will be extra creamy when that day arrives.
No. 155031
>>155000I don't know why everyone is making a big deal about kaka anyway. It's not hers where ever she 'lives' and she won't be there forever, we all know that. Her fanbase has gone to fuck, she's not interesting, her sister is a weeb catalogue model. Kaka probably barely knows enough Japanese and her stay there in pointless. She's no future in Japan.
If I were kaka I'd take a college class and invest in something, a degree which would actually be useful for her in America and possibly Japan as a back up. This "I will be famous" one day bullshit is doing her no favours. She won't achieve that amount of fame she once had because she fucked it up, she'll fuck it up again. People will realize how attention seeking and victimizing she really is, plus her back story is ALL over the internet anyway. If not on PULL then it's on another site, god knows where. Too many nuggets of truth are on the net about her and kota. Mostly kaka and it serves her right.
No. 155041
>>155031This.
This may sound really morbid, but I wonder what she's going to do when her parents inevitably pass away. All she really wants to do is make money off of her looks and even if she was attractive/interesting looking enough to really do that (I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm just saying that you have to be special looking in order to really make a living off of your looks), it wouldn't last forever.
No. 155052
>>155041I reckon she'll have some sort of income, realistically I do. Probably buying and selling online which I think she must do. I know some girls do that on depop, buy old stock from well known stores/brands and flog them off for £20 a piece. Girls buy it.
I think kaka has SOME sort of way she's making money, can't avoid the tax payers forever. Plus cash off her folks too because she's socially retarded for work.
Even Hayley off American Dad has more experience in the job field.
But by the time we're all done in and old, none of us will give a shit about either kota or kaka. They'll be long gone.
No. 155107
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>>155093Nvm then. In my country they're 100% called the same. Got a bit mistaken there.
Picture related: this musician guys…
No. 155113
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>>155107Australian and white, not Kiki's Taku.
There's also a Japanese DJ called Taku, but he's 41, and also not the same Taku (pic related).
No. 155145
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Kaka meeting one of her fans in Japan
No. 155152
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>>155124Yeah they always have a ton of free samples of cleansers and toners and things too.
They've actually been much cleaner (looks, smells, not blacklighting that shit but…) and more nicely decorated than pretty much every motel I've been to.
Usually they're tacky themed on the outside but not bad once you're in. Pic related, not a 5 star hotel by any means but a step up from sleazy motel I'd say. I've only been to one that smelled horrifically of smoke but it looked like one of the Bali An style ones so it was at least great visually.
>>154924They're not exclusively for hookups. Many couples use them as a place to get away when they live with their families.
No. 155209
>>155159I think something like this would be a huge boost to her ego. But at the same time I think she still thinks about romance in a way? She comes off as this kind of person.
>>155154Yes, it'd make no sense living in a hotel if they plan on living together/marrying. This should be interesting.
I'm not wishing her unwell or anything but when you're a soy-free ultra vegan special snowflake who does yoga on her own at random times of the day as well as picks up fad hobbies (such as pole dancing! Being a DJ with a fatass studio in your room) just to abandon them later and used to live with parents who would gather to your every whim, is super loud and cackle at random, think of herself as really funny and awesome, etc… Living with your Japanese parents-in-law should be at least quite the cultural shock. Even if they were non-traditional or anything.
No. 155289
>>154900cigarettes are poison wtf does that have to do with eating meat?
if your ass is rejecting toxic shit like cigarette smoke it doesnt mean your immune system is fucked up? and your immune system doesn't go to shit from not eating meat, it does so from not taking care of yourself. you're retarded
No. 155313
>>155289Hi, Kiki.
Second hand cigarette smoke doesn't poison you so immediately and severely that you get sick just from being in a room that smells like cigarette smoke. If you do have a reaction like that then it's because you're a weak little pussy drama queen.
No. 155325
>>155313Not Anon ur replyin' too but I have to respectfully disagree.
My mother was a heavy smoker from she's 16 to 50, smoking in average 2 packs a day.
The smell is vile and eventually your clothing comes to smell of that rancid, pungent stank, but you do adjust.
When my mother did eventually quit it was an enormously noticeable difference in terms of smell.
Today when I get too close to a heavy smoker and I get a big whiff of that pungent, sickly mouldy reek I immediately feel sick and begin to develop a headache.
So yeah, some people do react to the smell badly.
No. 155326
>>155237Cmon man, no. She had her last meltdown because some people called Taku ugly. And one (ONE) anon said they'd found him on social. Never confirmed.
Of course she won't post pictures with him. What if we take another unfortunate screenshot of him? Oh, the horror.
I still don't understand why she won't do vlogs like "hey guys I'm in Japan now etcetera" with a cool theme (ok it might be too much for Kiki) and gain her fan base back. Or keep what's left off it.
No. 155339
>>155327Thank you, that is what I was saying.
While I understand/agree smoke is gross, she made it sound like she was on the verge of dying from staying in a room for a few hours.
It's all pretty ironic considering her and her sister used to be smokers.
I tolerate smoke better now after I quit than before I started. It's still gross but it doesn't give me a headache, and it shouldn't give anyone a headache unless she was trapped in a room for hours while people were smoking
No. 155390
>>155139Not to single you out anon but a lot of the girls on here greatly overestimate what most guys will stick their dick in. Guys don't give a shit about 95% of what girls get ripped apart for on here.
As much as it'll piss anons off Kaka is higher grade bang material (not girlfriend - a fling), especially with foreign men. She has one the current ideal body types and there's still a lot of guys who will chase anything that looks remotely feminine if she has blonde hair and blue eyes.
No. 155393
>>155373Right? When she's not even there, she tries to imply she is, and when she is, she doesn't? It's kinda weird. I do believe she is there, just wondering why she hasn't posted more about it.
I guess she no longer feels like she has something to brag about since people mocked her human Japanese accessory.
No. 155454
>>155373could it be that she has posted "proof," but it's under some privacy settings? I don't get how twitter/instagram work
Whatever the case, for someone so fame-hungry and trying to get youtube bux, she's doing it wrong. She should be posting tons of japan content for clicks. But she's so terrified of haterz that she limits her own fame potential. She is too paranoid to even be e-famous.
No. 155459
>>155390Just because we find her gross, doesn't mean every single person on earth will
This counts for every human being on the planet..
No. 155502
>>155459That's what I meant. Sorry it's late and words are getting jumbled. I was trying to say girls on here are catty as fuck about potato noses, saggy boobs, and body weight but a lot of guys don't actually care about that for the most part.
As for Kiks she's not actually physically ugly. She's easily above average in her online pictures and average but pretty in person. This plus how overly eager she is to snag a guy would make a lot of them overlook gossip an initial red flags.
No. 155523
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No. 155524
>>155523holy fucking shit.
She's so pretentious.
This is probably the first legit time I've actually wanted to punch her in the face.
No. 155525
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>>155523> Angels and quan yinOh this girl
No. 155526
>>155523Oh my fucking god. Over-dramatic as fuck.
I'm vegetarian and I've been stuck in traffic next to trucks of sheep/cows/pigs being sent off to the slaughterhouse and yeah it's sucks and is depressing to see, it gets me down a little but fucking hell, I don't get that distraught. I doubt Kaka was either, she's just playing up this shit to seem like the ultimate ~*~saviour of animals~*~.
>After I calmed down, I asked archangel St. Francis (the angel for animals) & Quan Yin for help. I then sent calm/soothing energy to the pigsI don't even know what to say to this. Does she legit believe in angels and these deities from multiple contradicting religions? I'm flabbergasted. She's even more hilariously dense than I originally thought.
No. 155544
>>155536THIS. She sees everything as competition - from growing out her hair to the causes she "advocates" for.
FFS she sees the pigs as "allies" and that it felt like a "family member being sent to death".
No. 155563
>>155547same, she's dumb as fuck. conflicting religions too. dumb.as.fuck
i haven't witnessed this level of fucking pretention in a while. and ya'll think the SJW are an issue? lol
No. 155575
>>155523Is she comparing a truck full of pigs going to a slaughter house to seeing her loved ones sent off to die? Is she seriously comparing seeing pigs to seeing
the holocaust?
(Vegan here.never change, Kiki, you delusional cunt.)
No. 155579
>>155576It could be Taku's… A taxi… Etc
>>155575And yup. Yes, she is. She's an ~empath~ you know…
No. 155591
>>155523If this upsets her that much, shouldn't it also upset her to see people eating meat? She's fine with Taku not being vegan, but not fine with animals being killed for meat.
She really picked the wrong country to be in, while there may be vegan/vegetarian options in Tokyo, it's mostly for foreigners and/or people who are just on diets(I know there are actual vegan/vegetarian Japanese people, but I don't think it's that common). Correct me if I'm wrong on any of this.
>>155575>Is she seriously comparing seeing pigs to seeing the holocaust? If so, she should get with Anthony from Smosh because he literally said that. They would be pretty perfect for each other since she's exactly like his ex Guest and he's her type(white, rich, and famous).
No. 155609
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Check the tweet at the very bottom of the page for irony.
No. 155620
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>>155609kaka, you are becoming really annoying now…
No. 155629
>>155591It isn't common
A lot of people don't even know what it is
No. 155630
>>155609> I keep having bouta of cryingTaku: hey gain- I mean, my lovely Kiki! Do you want to have Japanese-American inter course? :)
Kiki:
cackles loudly, making the boy having to cover one ear with his hand oh sure-
falls into the floor mid sentence, crying hysterically, making him have to cover both earsT: …
silence …
heavy sigh It's still about the pigs right?
K:
mumbles incoherently while she lays crying on the floor, waiting for him to pick her up, bridal styleT: "…ok"
leaves quietly "God what have I done"
No. 155643
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>>155609Nah but really. There are people all around the world getting killed for no reason and you're upset that some pigs are gonna be tasty bacon.
No. 155671
>>155643tbh human's are the worst thing to happen to this planet so I personally value animal lives over human.
But thas' jus' me.
No. 155690
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We love you, Kaka, you crazy bitch.
No. 155703
>>155675have you ever studied science?
and anyway
valuing animals > humans doesnt make someone sick. its not like their running around killing humans.
animals adhere to natural selection. humans try to fight it with medicine and other unnatural things
No. 155705
>>155523oh my god
my cheeks are hurting from laughing
No. 155713
>>155705"I then sent calm/soothing energy to the pigs"
my eyes are watering
No. 155725
>>155703Hmm, you're right. We need to be one with nature, one with natural selection.
We should ban veterinarians. Weak animals, Darwin's losers, can die. Find a bird with a broken wing? LOL die weakling, amirite! We should get rid of lightning rods, vaccines, asthma inhalers, and C-sections. Keep it ~natural~. Having a 1/3 chance of death in child birth seems fine. I'm sure you never loved your mum anyway.
You're an unbelievable idiot so I'm guessing you're Kaka. Hi Kirsten.
No. 155729
>>155725Not the same anon, but you're kind of making a mountain out of a molehill.
Just because someone's opinion doesn't line up with yours doesn't make them Kirsten or an unbelievable idiot. It just makes you look like a child.
>inb4 unoriginal "Hi Kirsten" No. 155738
>>155725As idiotic as I might sound to you right now, but that anon has a point.
We as humans, desire to live longer, for our peers and children to live longer, which is why we keep trying to improve the medical fields.
Is that neccessarily a bad thing? No, not really.
Animals on the other hand usually don't care about those stuff, or at least isn't intelligent enough to do so, which is why we help them out with vets.
However, if we never interfere with a community of animals, animals with traits that won't help them survive or breed will die off, which is natural selection, in which the animals will branch off into evolution.
If we did that with humans, we'll be going into the same route, somewhat. We have to evolve sometime(which we kinda are with genetic testing, and by stopping pregnancies quickly that show abnormality, but we have morals, so this almost isn't a 'Good' option.)
Now, if this person and other people want to stay in the all natural route, let them, because I see nothing wrong with it. Someone's opinions do not mean that they are idiotic, parading as the truth and shoving it down other people's throats is another thing.
No. 155747
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>>155682We are mammals yes, but there's no denying that we're separate from every other species on this planet. The "but we're animals too!" argument just doesn't wash.
Every other animal is concerned with self preservation whilst humans continue in our destructive behaviours even to our own detriment. We will eventually destroy ourselves, it's in our nature.
If every human on the planet vanished tomorrow there is absolutely no denying that the planet would only benefit.
I enjoy life but we're a disgustingly cruel, arrogant species. When I think about the needless suffering our species is causing to other life even as I type right now I feel like weeping.
No. 155749
>>155747Oh great! There goes the on-topic discussion. Move that shit to /b/
>>155742If she did, you bet your ass there'd be a new tweet row every time it happened.
Also: she totes forgot about the pigs now, she's too focused in Astronauts eating lettuce. (… While in Tokyo!)
No. 155754
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>>155749Much special, very unique, so quirky.
No. 155759
>>155754Also, that would be really fucking annoying.
"LOL WAKE UP AND WATCH THIS VIDEO I FOUND"
It must be nice not having any responsibilities. I wonder if snaggletooth has to get up for work.
No. 155760
>>155754>2 am in Tokyo>my boyfriendWhy not just Taku? It always sounds odd when people refer to their partners as 'my boyfriend' or 'the wife' rather than their names.
It's like she's got to point out that she has a JAPANESE BOYFRIENDO (and that they're sleeping together).
No. 155763
>>155759I thought the same. Except I just realized PULL (the new one) has been deleted (again). So she was probably up all night working on that very important matter.
Taku can just chug down some organic green tea in the morning and he'll be fine :3
>>155760I guess it's to protect THEIR PRIVACY. Despise her mentioning on Twitter private matters like, a famous person they live nearby, where they go to fuck etc
No. 155765
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Here's a fun poll for our Kaka farmers
http://strawpoll.me/5174381 No. 155774
>>155753Hi Kiki
(Sorry, couldn't help it)
No. 155784
>>155725> unbelievable idiotyou're either extremely catholic or something or do not understand science. natural selection exists so the best (re: smartest, strongest) animals survive; also to prevent their populations from overwhelming them and ultimately killing off the whole species. since humans kind of 'beat the system' they are clearly reproducing to excess and overrunning their resources. please read a book one in awhile
>>155704explain your reasoning. use one or more examples to prove your point.
No. 155802
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No. 156052
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Oh man I know it wasn't really her but I stalked that bitch across the map and murdered the shit out of her anyway.
No. 156093
>>156052If Kaka saw this she'd probably consider it a death threat.
"IF THE H8ERZ HAD THE CHANCE THEY WOULD STALK AND MURDER ME BAWWW"
No. 156134
>>156109Kota's blog is fucking boring. Oh, god. Her blogs have always been boring even her western one. She doesn't know how to blog.
"I had tea and rice today, so tired, so sleepy k oyasumi" and a shooped pic of her pretending to be kawaii sleeping
ugh
No. 156136
>>156135It's a shame really. So many good cute bloggers out there, probably make better models and they choose kota cos of shoop.
Kota is useless, so useless. Kaka is double that.
No. 156158
>>155703okay.
Well I hope you don't take any medicine if you ever get sick or make use of any medical technology if you need it.
No. 156273
>>155609Since I know kaka is lurking here:
Dear kaka, your beloved mystical silver crystal jewelry was made using rawhide mallets and leather lined clamps.
Not kidding.
No. 156274
>>156201That was quite some time ago, slowpoke.
They're aren't any caps coming.
No. 156279
>>156274It was in the last thread, less than a month ago. Don't be so dramatic.
But yeah no that was BS. Just someone trying to cocktease us.
No. 156330
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>>156273This.
I wonder if she knows about this. I feel like she would freak.
No. 156344
>>156341Doesn't change the fact that "recent analysis by Goodland and Anhang finds that livestock and their byproducts actually account for at least 32.6 billion tons of carbon dioxide per year, or 51 percent of annual worldwide GHG emissions." Just a fact, not an opinion.
>>156330And yeah, but most vegans (so.. not Kaka) know that stuff and avoid it. Except for medicine. That's essential, there's no alternative, it's being used. (Some use alternative methods which might help with period cramps and headaches but not real illnesses.)
No. 156362
>>156356It decreases your economical foot print a lot, it's healthier (mostly because people research their food for the first time in their life), ethical reasons (animals, climate change), it's cheaper than a diet with animal products (except you make fancy stuff), etc.
You just said it sounds stupid to you without listing any reasons. It's also not a diet (that would be plant-based eating), it's a lifestyle. The only one being smug right now is you.
Sage for being OT, but really, we can discuss things like that without insulting anyone (on /b/, of course).
No. 156408
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I used google translator (lol) and got:
"RTdakotakoti: sister gave me a lot of gifts for Sailor Moon and Cardcaptor Sakura because I 've caught a terrible cold . ( '﹀` )"
No. 156416
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No. 156425
>>156408She's really kissing Kota's ass right now.
>>156417lmao
No. 156441
>>156416That fucking snort, oh my god.
Also this is not even funny to me…I would be pretty annoyed if I woke up with that shit on me. Especially if I was hungover.
No. 156449
>>156377Yes! And the fact that Kiki always tries to proof how much she cares about the animals, although she clearly doesn't give a fuck. Plus I don't think she knows a lot about nutrition.
>>156383I don't think you know any vegans, do you? Just look at any food tag on social media, there's nothing wrapped in plastic or anything. And yeah, carbs are great, I don't know why western diets are so focused on "low carb, high fat". Plus grains and any fruit and veggies in season are freaking cheap and great.
>>156441I'd be so angry. Do we know if they were drunk? I can't imagine not waking up when someone is snorting and painting my whole body.
No. 156477
>>156449>>156474I should add that Kiki mentioned she didn't drink.
Of course an angel as pure as her couldn't do such a thing.
No. 156482
>>156474Pretty much that yes. "That's what happens when you pass out drunk on me >:)" or some sort of comment. Imagine what an interesting human being this girl must be.
And yes, she said she didn't drink. Actually, she used to brag that she didn't. LOL karma, bb.
No. 156498
>>156273She won't give a shit unless you directly call her out on it. Before the "sexiest vegan" thing, we've said time and time again that peta is really shitty, but she still kept supporting them. She doesn't actually care about animals (or anyone but herself for that matter), it's all just for her persona.
>>156408>I used google translator Kiki did as well ;)
No. 156552
>>156516It's still up actually.
>>156546That's actually Kota's tweet she retweeted.
No. 156806
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She really believes it's her against the world and that everyone is trying to hold her back LMFAO
No. 156822
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>>156820sounds just like Kiki's type
No. 157148
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>>155523>>archangel st. francis>>arcangelbitch, you need to actually sit down and read the bible and stop googling shit. St. Francis is not an archangel.
No. 157153
>>156817http://psychcentral.com/lib/top-10-signs-of-schizophrenia/*.Delusions (believing things that are not true)
-She is extremely paranoid and think the whole world is out to get her.
*.Hallucinations (seeing or hearing things that are not there)
- We don't know what's going on inside her head but she is obviously irrationally paranoid.
*.Disorganized thinking
Agitation
- She is very aggressive and lashes out at people (like mira) over things that really don't make sense.
*Disorganized speech (e.g., frequent derailment or incoherence)
-She rambles nonsensically in her tweets.
*Grossly disorganized or catatonic behavior.
-The taco deleting frenzy and the obsessive screenshots all over her computer.
*Lack of drive or initiative
-This is obvious seeing how one week she is a pro dj and the next an upcoming model. She doesn't have passion for anything really and never works toward her goals. She just expects them to happen.
*Social withdrawal
-She has no friends and no desire to seek them.
Apathy
-She has no desire to socialize, get a job, or education.
*Emotional unresponsiveness
-Her emotional reactions to situations are wildly inappropriate and exaggerated.
Lel so sorry for this crap but playing armchair psychologist is fun.
No. 157265
>>155630later that night.
3am
Kiki: TAKU-CHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN WAKE UP THEY'RE EATING LETTUCE
No. 157401
>>157265"After watching the great step that humankind took by eating a vegan diet on space, Kiki laid back down, knowing the world would be better now that astronauts were
officially vegan and the pigs on that truck were calm and at peace once they received the positive energies Archangel Saint Francis and Quan Yin sent straight from Kiki's golden heart themselves.
The girl flipped her elf golden hair over the pillow next to her her slim dancer body with a bubble butt laid in peace, covered only with her ivory white lace gown. She heard Taku-chan slowly wake up. Her semi closed eyes saw it was 6am on their kawaii cat-shaped sailor moon-themed alarm clock. How wonderful. The love of her life had just woken up to make sweet anime hentai kawaii love to her!!! He hadn't said anything, but she
knew that was what he intended to do as soon as he laid him chinky eyes at her goddess fairy body.
Taku mumbled "I'm gonna get ready for work" before he wntered the bathroom"
No. 157406
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No. 157430
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>>157429You're just jelly of her Edward Cullen Bishounen Anime Boyfriendo u fuckin bitch
No. 157480
>>157406I don't wanna get too OT with this, but I've been meaning to ask this:
Did Danny actually rape Kiki or was it statutory?
No. 157485
>>157480Hmm I guess it's all just a matter of speculation and opinion but a lot of people agree it was statutory and in attempts to drop her old sloot reputation and wash herself of all responsibility.
>>157481You're just jelly of her Ex Undead Edward Cullen Bishounen Anime Boyfriendo u fuckin bitch ;^)
No. 157490
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>>157489I thought the same thing but just assumed they were being a smart ass so I went with it
No. 157575
>>157485The age of consent in Florida is pretty young. Both parties are guilty.
And papa K with the pinkie finger is F U in Japanese isn't it?
No. 157576
>>157485Lol why are you calling me a bitch? XD
And it's her ex boyfriend who has passed away so that doesn't count. Don't you have work to go to?
No. 157606
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lmfao kaka works
No. 157753
Did a course on musical engineering!
>>157652>>157606 she does ???
No. 157770
>>157768agreed.
It also has a film and video production program, which would explain why her and her sister were in that mock-commercial selling alcohol (that was a student project).
http://www.first.edu/programs/audio-engineering-and-music-production No. 157820
>>157578Er… Let's break this down for you:
First and foremost: that anon was clearly joking. You gotta be pretty autistic to not understand this.
Everyone knows he was an ex anyway.
Even if someone didn't know much about Kiki's history (if they were a 'noob' perhaps?), it's clearly an old picture and everyone knows she's supposedly going out with Taku now.
Anon didn't use any kind of 'tags' in their post.
And you're calling other people moronic?
No. 157883
>>157401Taku stumbles into the bathroom, bleary-eyed from his night of interrupted sleep & looks in the mirror.
>"What the fuck is that shit on my face?"He looks down to see his entire body is covered in permanent marker!
No. 158180
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Taco bought some Mario games for them to play
No. 158183
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>>1581801) Why is she hiding his identity, we already know his name.
2) If they're living together why are they texting
3) Why didn't she go shopping with him
No. 158231
>>1581831) Too paranoid
2) Because I guess they don't? Or maybe Kaka is elsewhere (Kota, though unlikely)
3) He bought them online
No. 158242
>>157756>>157765>>157768>>157770>>158144her attending that particular school makes sense since the sticker says 2004 and that's the year the school was established. (
http://www.first.edu/about)
when did she complete the program?
No. 158302
>>158236>takusanOh boy.
It sounds like you never got a chance to actually use Japanese outside of a classroom.
Using kare isn't some sort of crime. It's used all the damn time. Even "anata" or "kimi" isn't as terrible as we're lead to believe and it's used frequently when you don't know someone's name and won't start a fight.
She fucked up in the sense that she used "he" without indicating who "he" is, though (among others).
No. 158311
>>158236> dont use gender pronounslol reminds me of tumblr
but anyone yea you do sound like you are about a textbook/classroom japanese 101 level… just dont
No. 158315
>>158236you're being overly formal but whatever
not to mention she forgot its お台場 O-DAIBA not daiba lol
i dont care if she is a weeb or not but she sure talks like one "mario cart yayyy わくわく！"
No. 158388
>>158315I mostly use Japanese at work so honestly I live in a world of さんs. Just kinda surprised that some things she says seem fine but then the next sentence is completely messed up.
But I guess at least she's trying? I still wonder how Kota feels about all of this. Kiki suddenly being interested in Japan, tweeting in Japanese and what not. must be weird for her
No. 158411
>>158372why is it odd… its pretty obvious shes actually in japan now. whether she bought a phone or just a sim card, its just a service provider…
>>158376why???
>>158386yes thats the iphone top menu style
No. 158413
>>158388I feel like Kota's annoyed about this. It has nothing to do with her hating Kiki or anything, it's just that the whole Japanese thing was her thing. It must be really irritating when you have a sister who insists on having just about
everything in common with you and you only have one interest that's your own, but as soon as they see you get attention for it, they take interest in it immediately. I think any average person would be annoyed by that.
And since Kota is a special snowflake and stopped being friends with Charms over those vw horns, I could see her being even more annoyed than the average person.
I bet Kiki thinks Kota's perfectly fine with her taking an "interest" in Japan, but you know for a fact she'd flip the fuck out if Kota tried being a dj or whatever she's interested in at the moment (especially if she got much more attention than she does as a dj, which wouldn't be that hard).
No. 158446
>>158413i agree lol. especially since it was kota's main getaway scheme and now look who shows up.
man i CANNOT wait til kiki encounters some perv on the train or street. i wanna hear all about it, because its a face that japanese cops do NOTHING for foreigners and its fun to watch her squirm
No. 158488
>>158446tons of foreign girls have reported this shit to the police and the police have looked at them like "huh no eigo"
so yh
No. 158515
>>158473I love how she just censored the sender's name. It could be Kota or her own mom for all we know. But at the same time it sounds so dumb lying about smthg so mundane. But at the same time, it's Kiki.
>>158493"I started dry heaving because I played the Sims so much!" #Never4get
No. 158530
>>158515right? unless his line name is his full name or kanji or something that would help the psycho haters track him down, kill him and destroy all her happiness and chances for living out her kira kira dreams in glorious nippon
(and no kiki that is not what anyone here intends on actually doing so stop flattering yourself with self-importance)
No. 158538
>>158413That's how I feel it's like too. I mean she's probably not annoyed at Kiki trying to copy her, but because her hideout is no longer Ostrenga-free.
Kota IS drama-free now (I mean she doesn't respond to hate as we know) while Kiki is just… Lol, you know.
No. 158682
>>158629I bet someone changed her computer settings to replace all text with"I'm gonna find you, rape you and murder your entire family"
Why else would she be so batshit insane?
Right…. Right?
No. 158770
>>158180>>158483 >MARIO PARTY GAMESLMAO
why is she even tweeting in japanese? she is beyond delusional. she thinks she somehow has japanese followers now? hahaha
No. 158784
>>158180>>158183sorry samefag loling at the mario party games
but these aren't regular iphone text message screens are they? they're not from facebook either.
they're from some app i'm assuming?
why wouldn't they just be texting through the normal iphone messages app? does anyone know what this app is?
also all her old screenshots didn't even show the top part with "docomo" and the bottom where you can input your message, she always carefully cropped them out. why is she leaving them in now?
idk something doesn't seem right about these to me.
there's always something not right about her posts.
No. 158791
>>158788everyone uses line
cos kawaii obv
No. 158794
>>158788>>158791oooooh so it's line?
idk why this particular screen is weird to me for some reason hahaha
seems she has two other messages so he's not the only person she's talking to on there lol
>>158370wow i missed this one haha sorry
>>158372>>158376come back and tell us why it's odd
No. 158797
>>158792shes got a few jap followers actually… is she gaining them just because she's kota's sister tho? why and how is she gaining them?
:|
No. 158818
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>>158802I also think she had some to begin with anyway. I remember searching through her tweets that mentioned Japan a while back and apparently she sold her ugly knd shit in Japan among other places.
http://twitpic.com/1ozeyiAlso here's a tweet I found while digging up that tweet, sure Kaka. She sounds really douchey in that tweet imo. Here's the link if you want it:
https://twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal/status/315946901751070720 No. 158827
>>158818>i had an opportunity to study thereapparently you didn't care enough about japan to actually want to go did you kaka
that or she was downright lying
>>158826realistically, would she? i mean like the other anon says they got 7 japanese followers for nothing
if she did i'd say she would accidentally do or say something offensive like kota did
No. 158829
>>158826I don't think she ever will, if you google her name in katakana, they only things that really come up are about her and Kota being racist. And on google image, like the first three images are the pictures of them imitating Asians.
And even if she happened to get popularity there, she'd screw it up for herself.
>>158827I definitely think she was lying. If she was actually given that chance, I think she'd take it in a heartbeat. I mean, who wouldn't want to travel? It's like that antm thing.
Also where would she even have an opportunity to study other than a language school? She's only got a ged and that sound engineering certificate.
No. 158862
>>158818As in: people living there bought it.
That tweet though, it's downright lying. If she did have this opportunity she'd have jumped on it as soon as she could.
Anyone remember her tweet claiming her and Kota were offered a reality show from a big TV company? She said "I said no but I'm thinking of taking it! :)"
And these both sound pretty much like "I am always told I should model in Japan! Should I go for it?"
It's like she can't help herself typing self-congratulations.
No. 158864
>>158829Samefagging but YES!! She claiming to have been
invited to be part of ANTM.
TLDR: if you squeeze Kaka she'll spew bullshit
No. 158873
>>158862I don't remember that, but oh god, I wish that was true and they said yes.
Kind of ot but I've been watching a lot of Catfish lately and I was thinking about how hilarious it would be if Kaka tried getting on the show and trying to search for the haters/"Jane Doe"
I think the thing that really annoys me about the tweet is that she can't just be like, "You live in Japan, that's cool. How do you like it there?" She always has to make it about herself.
I also get a vibe like she's saying she's too good for it. Like with the antm, she was pretty much like, "They really wanted me to go on the show because I'm so beautiful and perfect but I'm way too much of a pure vegan goddess to be on there." idk
No. 158890
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No. 158918
>>152604oh great now she's only going to be tweeting and blogging in japanese
fucking ostrengas. i hope it blows up in their faces
No. 158947
>>158945"Keeping Up With the Ostrengas Season Premiere:
Why Are You So Obsessed With Me
Tonight 8/9c"
Can someone make a poster of this? I'm always on mobile :(
No. 159075
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thanks via google translate;
"Today and the boyfriend I will make a sushi of the play you ♪ later vegetables the Super Smash Brothers and Soul Calibur ♡
It looks good day today ~"
She has virtually no Japanese audience. Tweeting in the language is just stupid on her part. Such a Dakota wannabe.
Still waiting on pics, Kaka.
No. 159106
>>159075>彼氏と私Just 彼氏と is enough. It's Japanese 101 and yet she keeps doing that Xと私は。。。
Also I don't think you say I played video game as "ゲームを遊びました"
Sorry for my weebout, but I hate it how Kaka claims she has been learning Japanese for quite some time and apparently even went to Japanese language school in Tokyo (or as she claims "Japanese uni"), yet does such basic mistakes.
No. 159125
>>159075>>159106Pretty sure it would be
> ゲームをしますNot 'play the game', but 'do the game'. You can't just do literal translations of Japanese.
Doesn't her bf speak English? Can't she just ask him for help on her nihongo?
No. 159130
>>159105She's most likely playing it/mentioning it because of whoever she's with/talking to. I would bet money that she had no idea what it even was until now.
>>159106This may be like the 彼 and the あなた thing earlier, where it's not actually as rude as you're told it is. But I remember hearing that if someone overuses 私 they come off as being like, "ME ME ME ME ME," and that's really fitting for Kaka.
I think I've seen ゲームを遊びます before, but it was in a video game (Animal Crossing, to be exact). But other than that, I don't think I've seen it, I just see ゲームをします.
>>159125His English is very basic. She doesn't even speak Japanese with him, the only time she uses it is when she's trying to be cute or wants to show off. So, it's safe to say she doesn't really give a shit about the language enough to do that. Plus, she's really stubborn and even if you correct her, she's still going to keep insisting on making the same mistakes over and over again.
No. 159155
>>159106I'm no Japanese expert myself, I'm still learning and I don't think there is any harm in saying you're learning because there isn't. It's a difficult language to grasp for some and it IS annoying when someone who just wants to use Japan/Japanese for a fame route is trying to make out like they're educateddd
uh
No. 159191
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She's teaching the PD how to track an animal abuser. I do think these losers should get it but GIRL you do have some knowledge about it!!!
No. 159196
>>159191Don't you know, anon? Kaka
always knows better.
No. 159247
>>159075does google translate even work for translating english to japanese? i thought it was painfully obvious whenever someone didn't even try
eating sushi and tweeting in japanese, how japanese of you kaka! you are so in japan and so playing those japanese mario party games with your japanese boyfriend. soul calibur is so japanese. there's no way you could be lying
No. 159256
>>159247haha i know right! she is almost as japanese as mira now!
i wonder if she will hang out with more ikemen buddhist monks and make taku jealous
No. 159348
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OK my head hurts, If her boyfreind "Taku" was actually around, wouldn't she just ask if her sentences sound right? Why google translate? So weird I'm out, seriously nothing she does make any logical sense.
And while I'm at it, What TWO adult parents get together to buy a foriegner a gift that happens to be the most useless thing in the world!? 2 supposed parents of Taku come up with is a useless, BE-jeweled bottle cap? REALLY? if her case were true I wouldn't have even showed that off! It's not useful for anything!
AND SHES PROUD OF IT of all the things in japan 2 ADULT parents could have came up with THAT's what they were happy to give to her? WHAT???
No. 159356
>>159348I agree with your first point, 100%. It makes no sense for her to be using Google translate for her tweets when she's supposed to be around native speakers…
But his parents really might have bought her that. I've dated both Chinese and Japanese guys long term, and their moms always LOVED to spoil me with random stuff like that. (A bejeweled light up mirror, Swarovski necklaces, etc.) I always felt kinda awkward taking it, but… I feel like it's fairly normal.
That is… If she's even still with Taku. kek
No. 159359
>>159170good luck starting any viable thread in /b/ with all the sad fucking robots infiltrating it.
>>159348I would think snaggletooth is helping her. Maybe he reads English like a lot of Japanese students (who can't speak it) and corrects it for her.
No. 159364
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>>159348ew i know right.
these bottle caps go up to almost $100… yea i get that almost all drink bottles have the same cap and i guess its just a random accessory but really…….. give me something useful or better yet cash for $100…
No. 159409
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happy weekend guys
No. 159415
>>159409 "im so ugly that's okay cos so are you"
should add kaka and kotex in that one
No. 159419
>>159386Takes a LOT of years and practice to be fluent in anything, nevermind Japanese. Kaka can't get the simplest shit right.
Just because a native says "omg u can speak japanese" at your basic grade shit doesn't mean anything.
Hello, how are you, welcome, thanks, goodbye, what are you doing tomorrow, where are you going, I am going shopping, my sister is a model… is NOT enough to get you by. You need to know more shit in more detail, important shit, important ass kanji ect
Put kaka in a rural little town in Japan all by herself pls and lets see how she copes ASIDE from getting stares cos shes white
No. 159421
>>159419Hell even Kota's Japanese isn't always correct. Many a time people (japanese) have said "what are you saying?" on twitter because of wrong terms/wrong character she's used.
Also the way she talks aside from it being boyish, she talks very casual and lazy. Japanese friend of mine listened to the clip of her I sent and he said "Ah you can tell she's just picked it up from the other models, she's okay but it's not really the right way she should say things… very lazy."
So even kawaii desu queen kotex who is supposed to be the holy grail of kawaiiness, lived there three years, isn't even that fabulous at Japanese. She's alright yeah, probably can get by more than her stupid fuck airhead sister. But kotex even makes mistakes too.
No. 159429
>>159407Kota appeared in like the tiniest article of a magazine, at the bottom of a page or section. She wasn't that big, the internet makes it look like she's the new cleopatra.
Kaka only got in the magazines because she acted like a tit and everyone into emo worshipped her stupid ass photos back then.
I'm surprised people still follow her on twitter.
Plus go on the tumblr tag / kiki kannibal and she's getting bashed the fuck out of thus kaka's created so many fan blogs for herself because she knows nobody really cares. There is so many more interesting and prettier, nicer girls out there today with many more fans who are TRYING to get 'fame' themselves.
Kaka is lucky tbh, if lolcow/PULL ect was around back then she'd have been crucified. It's just as well it was less advanced back then for info.
Anyway, she's had her five minutes of 'fame' and it's over. No one gives a shit anymore and other people are having their turn to shine.
No. 159432
>>159392>hateraidIs it 2007 again?
>>159356Yeah… my Korean mother-in-law keeps trying to buy fancy necklaces or designer handbags even though it's not remotely my style.
It's a generalisation, but there's a lot of love for pointlessly flash stuff in East Asia.
No. 159545
>>159421This
I think thats partly why japan got so mad about her karoake show score thing. She has been here long enough. Learn the damn language and learn the damn rules pf the country
No. 159568
>>159392>>159393LOL this bitch does not know Japanese and her sister is schooling her.
The best part is Kota outing Kaka's fake degree in this thread and not @mentioning her when saying thanks.
No. 159620
>>159614Considering the fact she still thinks she's relevant and people still give a fuck about her, she probably
is mentally stuck in 2004
No. 159831
>>159392This is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen.
First off, Hello Kaka. You witch faced cunt. You dirt, spoiled, goblin nosed brat. You barely know how to speak English. You don't understand Japanese. You especially don't understand Chinese. You are making a fool out of yourself, you pathetic foreigner. I would aadvise you to take up a language class during the brief times you come up for air between sucking different Japanese mens' puny cocks. You are a desperate, washed up ,silly little girl. No matter how terrible my life may be, am would rather be in mmy shoes than yours .
No. 159953
>>159891Because her Japanese is already flawless and anyone that tries to correct her is obviously just jealous of her effortless affinity for the Japanese people and culture.
Also her and her parents are broke AF.
No. 160022
>>159891Because Japanese language schools are usually full of PoC, like Chinese, Indonesians, Vietnamese..basically from poorer Asian countries.
And we know Kaka's white trash mind thinks she's above them and can't be in the same class as them.
She is THE Kaka from USA, duh!
No. 160031
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"Everyone, Look! Astro theatre… It's really cool my boyfriend bought it… Very amazing!!! Thank you bebechan(I guess she meant baby-chan?)☆♡☆♡☆♡☆♡ Happy, thrilled"
>>160028I could definitely see that
No. 160039
>>160004I'm guessing her parents paid for her to do a short course at some random language school but she quit because it was a reality check on how bad her japanese actually is and she struggled with the work, and also because people weren't lining up to kiss her ass like she expected. Then she probably spent the rest of the time bumming around Tokyo.
Maybe that's why she didn't post much while she was there, because she had to make a small amount of money last for a few months so she couldn't really buy/do anything?
No. 160043
>>160039She never said she left language school there, but she was saying she was being sexually harassed by some Australian guy(which is why all the white people/Australians hated her).
I think you are right about when she took that language class, someone said she took an intermediate class but couldn't understand it and was put in a beginner's class.
No. 160049
>>160031> べべちゃん Wut lol
Sounds like behbeh chan. Maybe she meant ベビー sounds more like baby. But who knows, it IS kiki after all. making up her own words.
No. 160054
>>160031Omg she literally talks like the boggest weeb who only knows select adjectives and onomotpoeia to express herself
Waaaa sugoiiii subarashi kakkoi yo!! Supa doki doki
No. 160059
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>>160049I think she meant "bebe" since I just remembered I had this screencap saved on my computer where she says "bebe" instead of "baby"
No. 160063
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No. 160078
>>160070Probably had something to do with people here questioning why she never posts any pictures of her in Japan or of taco. She can't resist trying to prove her "haters" wrong.
I like how it's sneakily taken from behind, like all her other pictures of him. Still, at least this way she gets to hide that she's banging an uggo for that precious ビザ.
No. 160105
>>160031Exactly, why is it when MOST bloggers buy items from their country or travel they take snaps of it on their bed or something? Why is it kaka has to always use filter or upload it from google images with jap writing on it?
It's obvious it's all a load of my ass.
No. 160117
>>160059I'm cringing!!! Sure Kaka, you just have that super baby face. Keep telling yourself that.
But yes, I inderstand she's trying to hide him now and protect his identity while showing to the haters she's with the same guy.
Also, as someone else have said, she really looks like she doesn't even look out of her window. All pictures are of goods laying in bed, fuck anything else Japan is worth for, it's culture and everything. Grown ass weebs like her just don't care.
No. 160119
>>160101If she wasn't such a shitty person I'd feel really sorry for her because she's got one of those faces that will make her look much older than what she is no matter what. Kota may have laugh lines and stuff, but she's the one that has a baby face. I think we can all agree Kota looks more like a 16 year old/middle schooler(yes, Kaka has literally said that people think she's in middle school, lmao) than Kaka does.
>>160111Omfg, now I can't unsee that.
No. 160122
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>>160121its like elle fanning, she has a baby face and looks more dolly than the pair of them put together
No. 160123
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>>160122funny how dakota fanning has the less babier face between the two aswell kek
still pretty tho
No. 160128
>>160101Yeah, she's always looked older than her age. I don't think she's unattractive, but she just doesn't have the right look for Japan. Her features are too mature and harsh. I feel kind of sorry for her, in a way. It must be hard for her with Dakota being so (comparatively) successful. She should really carve out her own nice, rather than desperately copying Kota.
>>160102What an incredibly awkward outfit. Bondage harnesses and grandma wooly hats don't go together just because they're both white. Her outfits are always so odd, and not in a good way either.
No. 160132
>>160128Kaka suits scene/alternative more than natural/cute tbh. Her personality doesn't suit Japan, overall she doesn't.
Kota isn't really successful. She's a catalogue model anon, tv guest. Taylor R is in Japan herself modelling, you've got the 'look' then you can get into it. Even hafu black model did some modelling in Japan.
Kaka needs to just fade with her sister.
She's American lol, obv she's no sense of style.
No. 160153
>>160150can you imagine the hafu baby?
if kaka thinks its gonna be model material
shes so so wrong
No. 160199
>>160193I think she's pretty doll looking, naturally. But yeah her sister Dakota, defo rode her coattails lol
Funny how kaka is tryin to ride of her dako's too kek
No. 160318
>>160235Not the same anon but hair grows pretty fast then (though not if we just think the videos were from 6 months ago or so).
lol at
>cooking for meLike, he cooks for you doesn't eat anything? He's only there with an apron serving you in a silver plate?
No. 160333
>>160059Still if someone said bebe i would think they are joking or an 80 year old grandma lol
Kaka: come here my behbeh chan and give me a kisu. Yasss thats right behbeh
No. 160405
>>160364It's amazing that she still has this long ass NEGATIVE video up when she's claiming to be such a goddess of ~love and light~ now. You'd think she'd get rid of any evidence that she's a fucking bitch.
Also, yeah, she looks better here. Trashy, but better than her current look.
No. 160438
>>160435oh his hair is about the same length. which is now making me think the "new" photo just could've just been more photos she took from being there the first time. so still no solid proof she's actually in japan.
thanks for posting this cause i was too lazy to go back and find a picture of him lol
No. 160453
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>>160444i'll stop being lazy for you anon~
and so we can compare to his hair in the "new" photo
No. 160454
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No. 160455
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he looks different in every fucking photo honestly….
i couldn't find the snaggletooth photo
No. 160457
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>>160453>>160455yes. im trying to find evidence to why people are calling him mr snaggletooth
No. 160458
>>160455He looks like a girl in this pic lmao
…..
I'd fuck him if given the chance.
>>160454>>160453Hmph
No. 160459
>>160428I definitely don't think she ever leaves the house. I mean, she lives in Florida but is pale as fuck.
Also, if she left the house, I think she'd brag about the random compliments she was "given" by strangers or some noble act of hers(like that swan thing).
>god if i had this many "haters" i'd at least wanna prove them wrong and brag and post about all the things i'm doing and how much fun i'm having in japan.Same here. Since the haters bother so incredibly much, having a life outside of the internet would do her a world of good.
>>160438I was thinking that it's an old pic as well.
No. 160461
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i foundd them hahahahaha fuck it's still funny
No. 160462
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No. 160474
>>160466Eh, maybe.
Folks sometimes say I got low standards, but he is pretty cute. And Its a fantasy, really. That would never happen.
No. 160482
>>160364Wow, her voice actually doesn't sound horrible in this video.
Also:
>"they said that I made my jewelry out of shrinky-dinks, that would ruin my reputation, why would I do that?"lol
No. 160486
>>160468just dumb shit lol
the first screen posted was of her and him walking and looking at cherry blossoms
another was of her and him and bed
and the snaggletooth one i didn't get to see before she deleted :/
>>160473yesssss lol
she would freak out
No. 160489
File: 1439686291608.webm (14.55 MB, 512x288, 1405988138444.webm)
is it just me or does kiki's nose looks a bit more birdlike in this webm. did she get her nose fixed?
also kota looks a bit like johnny depp's daughter in this
No. 160503
>>160445Could just be greasy as fuck which drags it down and makes it look thinner
Girl i know hair masks are the bomb but dont do it if its just gonna leave you lookin greasy. Especially with japans heatwaves
No. 160507
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>>160410Yep and i just realized she needs that mochi in the background to add authenticity
Is there a living soul who got through the whole video without seppuku ?
No. 160510
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>>160508yes
>>160496pls be in cali
No. 160516
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>>160513>>160513her face is a bit too asymmetrical. especially her eyes. looks a bit weird through pictures. i cant imagine what she looks like in person
No. 160522
>>160516I thought that was something less noticable in person. Since photos capture a steady image while in person you move and fidget so it can be distracting. Something like how someone can look better in videos than pictures.
>>160510Nope near Chicago.
No. 160544
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>>160522i guess. i havent stared at a face irl long enough to notice everyone's minor face asymmetry. i just think it would be weird staring at her obviously asymmetrical eyes while talking 1on1. im lonely.
i feel bad for kiki that kota is more successful than her. also that she is spiraling into delusion.
No. 160553
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>>160546i like the lanky bird look. she needs a bit longer legs to compensate for her huge long head
No. 160557
>>160549you're right, the editing in kiki's age 17/kota's age 14 and kiki's age 18/kota's age 15 really match up.
same hair color and makeup and everything. maybe they were closest at those ages. cause that's when kota was drawing those t-shirt designs and they were selling them.
i can't believe kota's age 10, age 11, and age 12 photos. even her age 13 photo. is that even real??? i didn't even have any interest in makeup at those ages.
kiki's age 13 and age 14 ones look legit
No. 160561
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>>160556she has a great defined face but that body doesnt match. face of an older women while having a kid body
No. 160568
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>>160564dont know. just looking at archives. something about tweeting about a photoshoot that was never published or talked about again
No. 160609
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>>160564I just searched on twitter about a photoshoot and I think they were for Tinsel Tokyo magazine. I can't exactly tell you because the links she shared are dead and I can't find anything else on it on google.
https://twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal/status/188097844350156801 (this is the tweet you're looking at right now)
https://twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal/status/193875142013747201 No. 160644
>>160609>againOh Kiki.
Also, it seems like Tokyo Tinsel isn't like a magazine per se… I wonder if her boyfriend was the "photographer" and they just submitted pictures and called it a photoshoot kek
Anybody familiar with it?
http://www.tinseltokyo.com/about/ No. 160645
>>160435Her hair is straight up plastered to her fucking head.
My god, it looks so fucking bad! Her forehead almost looks like it's bulging out as well. I would say she should get some layers but it's so thin I don't know if she could spare it with keeping most of it still long. She needs to do
something though. Her hairline is so far back, it's incredibly unfortunate.
Bangs Kaka.
Now.
No. 160650
>>160648tilt your screen, it gets worser
also lol @ wearing kota's accessories everytime she can.
No. 160653
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>>160648Hey, I think I've fought some of these in the Witcher 3.
No. 160673
>>160644I don't know much about it but it had nothing to do with a boyfriend since this was in 2012. I feel like they liked her look and they contacted her about it since this was when she was getting a lot more attention at this time.
>>160645I think layers could work if she actually styled her hair, but she's way too lazy to do that. The best option for her is getting a bob and bangs since it's low maintenance and it suits her face much better than long hair does(although, if she had much thicker hair it would look fine on her though).
>>160648She actually looks quite cute in the top pic but I'm probably just saying that because of how awful the bottom pic is, she actually has color on her skin, and her hair looks a lot thicker.
I would suggest her doing that hairstyle more often, but I feel like it most likely looks ridiculous on her irl.
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No. 160729
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No. 160770
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No. 160771
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"He is eating a seasoned vegetables , and cute noisy even mecha laughs"
No. 160773
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>>160771Also… I don't know a single vegan that would retweet shit like this? It's not really animal cruelty, but it's definitely not something cats enjoy.
No. 160779
>>160770>>160771this sound white trash af
something i would imagine trailer trash couple does
No. 160787
>>160771With the last part of the Japanese sentence, I think she meant to say "he's troublesome/annoying but super cute"
>>160773I don't know one either. A lot of the vegans I've seen get upset if you just do little things to annoy your pets.
It's really hypocritical that she'd post this because she goes on about animal rights and respecting others & their boundaries. But the boundaries of those cats don't look like they're being respected in this picture.
No. 160792
>>160771lol! We r like, so rand0m! XD
>>160773I hate it. I really do. There are TWO cars inside that thing FFS. People think these are funny like cats getting their head stuck in tiny boxes or whatever, but it really is not. Watch out after your pets!
No. 160814
>>160771I still can't get over the facts:
1) "I will no longer tweet about my bf"
>Does it anyway2) "I'm done w/ social media. Muh privacy!"
>Never even left3) She calls him bf instead of fiancé
>Weren't they supposed to get married? lol No. 160815
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>>160808I don't think so either. I'm positive they were put in there, just look at how tall this shit is. How would they even get in there themselves without knocking it over/any help from a person?
No. 160836
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Kaka looks so much better with clip hair extensions
No. 160881
>>160868>Kota follows 8, suddenly Kaka does. Kota followed someone else a couple of days ago, now Kaka follows 9 people..Seriously? I was thinking it was just a coincidence since she mentioned the lettuce thing and followed nasa around the time Kota followed her 8th person, but I think it's safe to say it's definitely not a coincidence at this point.
With how insane she is, I wonder if she thinks the amount of people Kota follows has anything to do with her success. I can't think of a single logical reason why someone would go out of their way to follow the same amount of people someone else follows.
No. 160887
>>160767I read it more as Kaka telling the other girl to GTFO because her precious white girl feelings were hurt.
>>160770>>160771lel so rAnDumM xDDDDDDD we're LIKE sO qUIrky!!!!!!1 LMAOOOOO
No. 160892
>>160814thiiiiis lol
and its so embarrassing to think she is tweeting this stuff while she's still at home in florida hahahaha
but seriously it's always so far fetched and things that are like yeah that TOTALLY happened kiki
once a liar always a liar.
No. 160905
>>160901Tbh this sorta makes me laugh
kek
No. 160953
>>160648Jesus fucking christ, Kirsten. Bitch looks haggard. I'm the same age as her, heavy smoker/drinker and still look a hundred times healthier than her. I used to be super insecure about my thin hair and long forehead but now I'm happy with the fact my hair is nowhere near this bad.
I remember when she was still on Stickam (her glory days) and she used to talk about her exercising, nutrition and eating habits in depth and gave actually good advice. It's obvious she's given up on those things.
She should get off the internet and maybe go back to being vegetarian. Or maybe when she went full vegan she didn't bother to adjust her diet accordingly and she isn't getting all the nutrients she needs?
No. 160992
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>>160814Yes. But we knew that she wasn't serious anyway.
No. 161008
>>160648I can't believe she is trying to give health advice when she looks like a cancer patient in a lank wig.
I am vegetarian but Kirsten is like the one reason I will never turn vegan. She looks like she's on her last legs.
No. 161032
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>>160927HEY. Don't talk about Skeletor like that.
No. 161034
>>161020 it's okay anon, everybody else got the joke.
I had a hardy kek.
No. 161175
>>160996Thank you so much.
I love you.
No. 161203
>>161198tokyo will worship them cos they're kawaii and white
LA is all about the tan, tits and pussy
No. 161265
>>161198I think it was because Kota ended up going to Japan and Kaka just moved onto her next interest.
She would have a much greater chance at making it in L.A. than in Tokyo. America in general favors harsh features like hers and if she actually took better care of herself & wore a style that suits her, I have no doubt in my mind that she could become a model here. She'll never become a huge model obviously, but it's better than getting absolutely nothing in Tokyo.
She could definitely make it as a reality star, but she probably thinks she's too good for it now since reality stars/shows are typically seen as trashy.
>>161230It's ridiculous how she wants to convince people she has such a huge interest in Japan but doesn't do a single thing there. She isn't even a weeb because weebs would at least go out to buy anime/kawaii stuff. I would bet money that Venus has been out-out in the past month more than Kaka has just left her hotel/"apartment" in all of her trips there combined.
No. 161359
>>161351I think the crowd funding was mostly for Kiki. Like, she was in a comedy improv a while back (or so she thought), had a backstage profile to be casted as an actress etc. the music concerts would be her doing the music, playing, getting attention etc
Dakota would just tag along just because.
Slowpoke but… Kiki's now following 9 people. So are Kota. THE PATTERN IS CONSISTENT!
No. 161403
>>160996i hope she knows this is how pathetic she looks to everyone lol
in japan or not, all she's looking like is a bum that never leaves the house. if she's in japan not doing anything i'm mad. cause this bitch gets to go to japan just to sit on her ass inside all day?
she totally wants to make the housewife thing happen. how long until taku gets annoyed with her squatting?
No. 161406
>>161355Itll be gone by morning i bet lol
Kota looks like shes falling asleep
No. 161413
>>16135521 backers lol
at least kota speaks the same way when she speaks japanese. lazy. not like kiki's fake high pitched animu voice.
they both did their makeup the same. but now i know it's kaka whose copying kota not the other way around hahaha
No. 161509
>>161425def can't picture her doing any type of work.
how unacceptable is this to japanese families? compared to american families
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>>161509Guys, you know she always wants to prove is wrong when we mention stuff like this.
No. 161654
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>>161583This has just solidified for me that Kirsten really could not give less of a shit about animal welfare as Kanye and his vile family is a huge proponent of the fur industry and she's trying to dress it up as "cute".
>"tell peta my mink is dragging on the floor"Kirsten you make me fucking sick you disgusting hobby vegan.
I don't even care about people who choose to eat meat, it's a personal choice and one you can't change through berating people, but I fucking DESPISE people who are fake vegans/vegetarians for attention.
No. 161656
>>161583I seriously hate anyone who uses the word 'bae'
Especially if they are over 15.
No. 161701
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> see lolcow? I do chores! I leave the house! I do yoga!!! On the subway! Omg Japanese people STOP STARING AT ME
But really. Stop half-assing stuff. At least yoga.
No. 161705
>>161654>>161657Ok but its just lyrics and hes just a singer
I dont advocate fur either but it is a sign of luxury so of course he raps about it. Hell i dont even like kanye so 10/10 for getting me to defend his sorry ass, but really.. I know kiki goes into a mental fit when animals are endangered but maybe this example didnt resonate with her.if she didnt freakout over his kanye shirt, Maybe it proved she doesnt go into a fit over every damn thing
No. 161719
>>161701lmao, exactly.
She pretends to be pissy when Japanese people stare at her, and then admits to doing this shit. She loves to make it seem like people stare because she's a ~kira kira utsukushii goddessu~ but it's obviously because she's an obnoxious attention whore in public.
No. 161773
>>161615>What a try hard wanna be hoodrat. I'm surprised she hasn't turned completely into one of those black-dick-starved "Kanye&Kim5eva!!!" tumblr thots, she talks so trashy.I'm not, she's only attracted to white guys. The only reason she's been going for Asian guys is because she just wants a visa, to prove she's not racist, and an excuse to be in Asia. Plus, I feel like Kiki is one of those people who are terrified of black people/people with darker skin. The hoodrat talk is also another ~quirky~ thing from the myspace days she does to be funny.
>>161701She's making me think of foreverkailyn, every single time someone says something about her that's true, she'll try to prove the haters wrong. I.e. if someone says she doesn't eat healthy, she posts a picture of fruits/vegetables.
What I'm basically saying is I think she's making this shit up.
No. 161779
>>161776Now that I think about it, Tokyo is becoming a lolcow main hub.
Kooters, Penus and Margo, Nosezawa,Kiki (if she is not pretending), visiting wannabe aidorus and the list goes on. Someone needs to marry the Queen and take her there.
Good luck with real life farming.
No. 161789
>>161705Just because it's a sign of luxury it doesn't make it okay.
I have a wardrobe full of Burberry Prorsum and Vivienne Westwood bit I still despise the cultivation and wearing of fur.
I have a very popular high-fashion Tumblr with about 60,000 bit I point blank refuse to reblog any articles containing fur. I hate the way people keep making excuses for it.
No. 161804
>>161583>>161701>>161796yup^
cmon kiki tweeting things isn't gonna make us believe you actually leave the house. haven't you learned by now we think you're full of shit. post some photos already. you can snap a photo of some random guy yet you can't take regular photos of things you see and do when you go out? which is another good reason not to believe you.
No. 161842
>>161836Her parents probably only had enough money to send her to Tokyo (and pay for accommodation). I bet she doesn't have any spending money, which is why Taco is cooking for her and why she doesn't leave the hotel room to do "tourist" things.
White girl is broke.
No. 161992
>>161701Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this sort of shit a huge no-no on Japanese public transport? You can't even talk, put on makeup, or answer your phone on the subway without being seen as rude. Most of the time when I took it, people were silent and just looking ahead. (Minus drunk people, I guess, but that's a cultural thing too.)
I dunno. I'm just trying to imagine her doing all these weird fucking yoga poses on the subway and laughing. Even in America that would be weird, and we don't really even have etiquette for public transport.
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>>161992weeb i knew that went to Japan. Even if natives perceive it as rude, doesn't stop foreigners from being weird
No. 162048
>>162023Were they American?
God help when I go Tokyo and eye these sort of faggots up.
No. 162064
>>161268I know, it's a total piss me off. Especially if you're a person who's genuine about liking Japan (even if you're a weeb with some actual interest and not pushy about it like kaka) though.
Kaka is SO desperate to be in the spotlight. No one gives a fuck and she knows that.
No. 162071
>>161425Taku is obv one of those Japanese guys who just cannot find a girl from his own country, so shagging foreigners is easier for him and obv bagging a 'gaijin gf with interest in nippon culture' is better, easier catch, doesn't have to deal with her family and the usual custom bs.
Tbh call me whatever, but it's easy to bag one of them. It actually is. Just go on hellotalk, interpals, any site where jap 'i want to learn engrish & gaijin pussy' guys are and just chat them up, catch them, meet them in Japan and get hitched. Probably how half these fuckers on here do it.
No. 162076
>>161531I agree, the Japanese are hard workers too. Any one in Asian culture, they know their shit. I give them kudos and the thought of having to drag a foreigner, lazy ass yank bitch face who has never worked a day in her life into your home… tolerate her because she 'makes ur musuko so v happy'
god i feel for the inlaws
No. 162209
>>162182That would be amazing…They'd try to out vegan each other. "
I wonder what Margo thinks of Kaka. It would be fun to poke the bear a little and ask her. Maybe they'd get into a tweet war– those are the best. It'd be like winning the lottery to watch those two go at it.
No. 162240
>>162209If kaka started up shit with mira then it'll definitely kick off with mongymargo
bothy are too… too alike
No. 162262
>>161776…..You don't seem to realize how large Tokyo even is
Good luck
No. 162269
>>162262I said "IF I SEE HER"
IF anon
key word "IF" I never said "I WILL"
I do know japan-chan
No. 162293
>>162283Yeah, I can picture this. Kaka sees a white girl with a phone in her hands.
"OMIGOD! Polisu-kun, come arrest this Stalker-Chan, they totez haz muh pic for an illegal hate website!"
pulls out a can of maces and empties it in the white ladie's face.
No. 162295
>>162293Kaka wouldn't even see me do it, she'd be too busy on her phone tweeting shit about her doing yoga and being kawaii.
PLUS
Does anyone ever see kota on trains tho? has anyway ever recognised her or something?
No. 162368
>>162352Nope, nobody cares about MySpace anymore. For quite a while now actually. Plus Kiki still pretends she's ~over & past all the old myspace drama~.
Maybe more like "Freelance Model/Jvlogger Stalked by Jealous Gaijin Girl Cyberbullies and Sexually Harassed by Lovestruck Japanese Men Daily on the Train"
No. 162373
>>162365I have two questions:
>was your friend white or Asian?
>did your friend ask in English or Japanese?If the answer to either (or both) is the former then that's why. Dakota hates anyone that reminds her of being white and American unless it's Japs pigling her in Nihongo.
No. 162393
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>>162350Not if it brings views!!!
No. 162598
>>162283i was thinking this hahahaha you guys are going to give her a heart attack
>>161842but i mean at least go outside and take a walk around the neighborhood or whatever? it's a whole other country, anywhere would be interesting. or can't taku take her somewhere?
she mentioned them using a claw machine game in one of her tweets. and then the yoga in the subway~
she keeps insisting that she goes out but no photos have come from any of this. that's not who kiki is. she videos and photographs every fucking thing she can possibly brag about. she even filmed them and took photos whenever they were in bed together, remember?
and no, i don't believe it's so she can be protected by the crazy stalkers, because you can still take photos of things without people knowing your location.
No. 162601
>>162593I mostly meant her face. It's not bloated like usual.
I think she has a very small frame, smaller than the rest popteen models (you can see it in group events - she's narrow & lean) but her body is like a pillow, so.. puffy and stuffed. So even though she's slim she looks fat next to models who have the same measurements but more toned bodies. I bet her body jiggles when she runs.
No. 162756
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>>162295this is my dakota candid personal fav.
how can kaka compete?
No. 162914
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No. 162936
>>162932I'm speechless…
she's so fucking dumb she makes Penus look like Einstein
No. 162942
>>162914She's acting as if we think everything we say is 100% factual, everything, other than her behavior/what she says/does, is pure speculation.
If she knows herself and what we're saying isn't true, why is she trying so desperately hard to prove us wrong all the time? I probably say this a lot, but if she honestly was as good as a person as she constantly says she is, most people would be able to see that. It seems like most people, including myself, used to be fans and gave her the benefit of the doubt, but then she'd show her true colors and proved that the "haters" were completely right about her.
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No. 162955
>>162950>>162945Idk if she's talking about herself or not, but wasnt her parents the one to take provocative pictures to post online? So technically, her pictures weren't "leaked" as opposed to the Ostrengas posting pictures and regretting them.
If she's talking in general, well yeah, that's one of the ways to avoid nude leakage.
And to avoid murder, not 100%, but learn self defense. Robbery? Security system or guns.
But you really can't compare those last two to nudes leaking because with murderers and robbery there will always be assholes.
No. 162959
>>162955>But you really can't compare those last two to nudes leaking because with murderers and robbery there will always be assholes.You pretty much summed up what I was about to just say. Like absolutely
no one deserves any of this stuff, but there will always be people who will do it regardless so you do have to take measures to help prevent these things from happening.
And honestly, I don't really get why she's saying this because with how paranoid she is about everything, she obviously knows that what I just said is true.
No. 162972
>>162967Lol jesus fuck, you guys are naive sometimes
That photo wasn't even originally posted by her iirc
No. 162976
>>162972lol, that's what I was wondering; if it was uploaded by her or someone else. It looks more like her shooped face than her natural face we see in all her other candids. I could believe it's unedited if I knew it was uploaded by the people she's with, I'm just slightly skeptical.
You're stupid if you think Kooter isn't above doing something like that.
No. 162985
>>162973Oh, I see. I've never seen them before, so that's a my bad.
>>162982My point still stands, you really can't compare the last two to nudes(unless of course, someone was watching you without you knowing. The only one I could compare to slightly is the robbery one, but with the murdered one, I don't think you can.)
But hey, to avoid this turning into a debate or getting ot, I'll just leave her with her opinions, can't fault her for having them.
Also, it's one phrase, unless she made a grammatical error. The quotation mark, stops at the end of the phrase, and there are no other marks after nudes, or no quotations around the two sentences. Like:
"If you don't want nudes leaked, don't take nudes."
More this week:
"To avoid being robbed, own nothing at all"
"To avoid being murdered, just die right now."
So I would assume she agrees with the whole phrase. But as I said, her opinion, and I could be wrong.
Sorry for the possibly long reply Btw.
No. 162996
>>162989Not sure, I don't know how old she was in them.
Apologize if she was underage though. Admins feel free to delete if so.
No. 163024
>>163006Kiki says: ex-bf/hackers
Mean MySpace haters: Kiki did
No. 163296
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Is there a place where I can dump some photos/ss without Keeks getting her grubby hands on them and filing Copyright Infringement? Pic related
No. 163470
>>163296Funny how she never mentions pole fitness any more.
Guess she gave up on that little gimmick, just like she does with every venture.
No. 163532
Pic related: how normal people react when Kiraten mention haters
>>163470Yes she likely only practiced during those two video footages and gave up. Let's leave her to it because I know there'd be a "pole dancing for bae in Tokyo" video and "pole dancing in the subway LOL" tweets if she still did it
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>>163532Oops. Forgot shot
No. 163542
>>163533Oh.. Okay.
That's absolutely priceless. Like this girl was just asking half serious to be funny and crazy Kaka gave her a typical psycho response.
No. 163569
>>163558True the theres no proof of her being in Japan again, except
maybe the pic of her Line chat screenshot where you can see SoftBank as her carrier (rental SIM) but of course, it could be from months ago.
For someone with money to burn to go to Tokyo whenever she wants to do fuck all, she sure doesn't do anything. You can tell se doesn't give a single fuck about being there except that some weeks on the Internet who follow Dakota wish they could go. She's such a loser.
No. 163576
>>163569i still think she's recycling photos. just cause she's barely posting any. it's like she's rationing them.
soon it'll be winter and snowing in japan so she can't pass off those summer photos all year around.
No. 163677
>>163607she met taku in spring or? i can't remember. but it wasn't snowing or anything in the videos she posted with him. she saw the cherry blossoms.
i do remember her posting a photo on instagram of snow in japan claiming she was there but someone reverse image searched and it was just a photo found somewhere else and heavily filtered.
No. 163694
>>163685Best case scenario? Married to Taco and living off his parents' money, and his if he gets a job. Maybe with a kid
Worst case scenario? Still living with Cathy and Scott and continuing to do the same shit she's always done
No. 163735
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Seriously what fucking retard believes sending a company a petition with signatures that they will give up their bread and butter product.
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No. 163834
>>163804No, that's true.
She's always fervently trying to track down the 'haters' and 'Jane Doe', consumed by paranoia and constantly collecting screenshots for what she calls 'evidence', trying to get in contact with the FBI because she's convinced people are out to straight up murder her. Claiming copyright on anything relative to her posted by anyone else.
That's her form of seeking justice.
No. 163874
>>163846>>163849>>163860It's not too hard to find English manga in Tokyo tbh. Kinokiniya in Shinjuku and Mandarake has tons of them.
But those aren't even her photos, so I don't understand why you guys are discussing whether she's reading these in Japanese or not.
She didn't even mention that the photos were hers, or that "I am reading this now". She just said she likes them
First hits on Google:
"Tokyo mew mew manga covers"
"Sailor moon manga page"
No. 164014
>>164011I thought kaka didn't like SM as much as Kota did? I bet Kaka hasn't even read a copy of Mew Mew until now either.
Even kota isn't much of a fan. She only ever liked fruits basket, sailor moon and cardcaptor sakura. I remember her getting that etsy phone case with Madoka on it and someone from Japan was like "Ahhh you like this manga too?!" and kota was like "Idk where is it from?"
No. 164058
>>164014>I bet Kaka hasn't even read a copy of Mew Mew until now either.I feel like it was probably something Kota read a long time ago that she just remembered.
I think just about every "geeky" interest she's faking right now is stuff that Kota likes/liked. Kota's always shown interest in these things way before Kaka has. Like FF for example, I remember Kota saying she was going to play FF again on tumblr, then Kaka randomly starts going on and on about how much she loves it, even though Kota's the only one who actually plays it. Also, for someone who's so "obsessed" with these things since they were a kid, you'd think there'd at least be some indication of that in the scene days, but there is none.
>>164042I don't think she'll hop onto any trend next. Unless Kota moves onto something else, she's just going to keep trying to go for Japan even though it's obvious that she isn't wanted there.
No. 164155
>>163781none of her "interests" are ever just FOR HER. they're always only for bragging on twitter about and trying to gain followers for it.
who ever does this with things they ACTUALLY like? everything she claims she likes is fake.
like btw did you guys know i like this?~ ;) just a reminder! and just so everyone knows!! and just so people know i'm not faking it was my aol sn specifically in 2002!!!
even though
>>164054 this anon pointed out it wasn't even available in english back then lol
No. 164175
>>164079She posted an animal abuse retweet at 2:30 in the morning (Japan time)
I'd like to say no. Unless she never sleeps
No. 164182
>>164155I agree. I feel like if the average person randomly remembered a thing they liked as a kid, they'd share some memories, opinions, or something. Kaka has never done that since she barely knows anything about the things she claims to have always been obsessed with. This is why Kota's a lot more likable than she is, Kota doesn't try to make a huge deal about being interested in these things or exaggerate how much she likes something like Kaka does.
>>164175She seems to usually go to sleep at a normal time when she's at home. Like a while ago her fb was discussed on here at night time, but wasn't taken down until the morning.
No. 164188
>>164187Huh. That still looks like a hotel room to me. Maybe it was a video from last time?
>>164175How long has she been in Japan now? Not defending her, but maybe she's still jet-lagged. She kinda has no real reason to fix her schedule super quick since she does absolutely nothing. But maybe she's not even in Japan at all - who knows?
No. 164197
>>164187Could be from the time she slept with him.
I still bet she is in Florida and was just his one night stand gaijin.
No. 164205
>>164187Isn't this the same hotel room she was staying at last time?
>>164192I really wanna see her try to play video games. I imagine she'd play like an old person.
>>164194I like it as well.
No. 164253
>>164175>>164181>>164190god cmon she just needs to post more and slip up on something stupid, we are getting close to proving she's not even in tokyo at all. why would she be in ANOTHER hotel room? and eventually she would adjust to taku's sleep schedule?
>>164241agree
No. 164421
>>164399Because:
>Dakota knows being seen with Kiki's rude, obnoxious ass in public/associating with her on Twitter would be shooting herself in the foot sociallyAnd
>Kiki is still jealous of Dakota and wants to make it seem like she is the one worth being followed/mentioned/approached, which is why she doesn't just harass Dakota all day in Japanese, we already know she's 100% shameless and desperate, but her pride is the worst of all. She wants to beat Dakota at her own game but she's too delusional and self absorbed to understand why Japan is never gonna go for her the way they did for Dakota. No. 164863
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Dat balding receding hairline
No. 164870
>>164868Someone save this before she deletes after seeing the bald comments
You can use savedeo
No. 164881
>>164863She uploaded this 15 minutes ago, and it's night in the video.
The time in Tokyo right now is 12:30PM.
Kiki you retard. Just because it's dark in Florida doesn't mean it's dark in Japan!
No. 164890
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Here's the video in
>>164868 in case she deletes it
No. 164909
>>164890bitch again flaunting accessories japanesu bf that Look legit stamped and fucked up in the face after she tried to delete him from existence
Prize.
No. 164953
>>164868>>164890Fucking gross, who films this?
Retching.
No. 164960
>>164901Fucking kek
Too bad her massive forehead lights up the entire ferris wheel
No. 164992
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I like how she says she is not showing his butt ugly face for his privacy, suuuuuure kaka
No. 165009
>>164974how come this isn't letting me click the image to see it bigger
>>164992yeah like his privacy was so important to her before we found out he was ugly
No. 165126
>>164054anon pls
both kaka and kota are fluent japanese speakers since they were born :^)
No. 165129
>>165124Kiki and Kota both have female receding hairlines, but hers is definitely worse. I think Kota's might get worse with age but not as noticeable so as Kiki's since she seems to at least take care of her hair (instead of anything else about herself), whereas Kiki's hair always look so dull and greasy and stringy.
I wonder where they got it from? Doesn't Cathy have a good amount of hair?
No. 165141
>>165124lmao, so true.
she looks like a cancer patient whose wig is falling off backwards.
No. 165312
>>165141come on anon! evil
>>165129Scott, definitely. Which's pretty unfortunate for girls.
>>165124She has people asking for videos on her hair length left and right but won't do. That's probably because of it lol
No. 165318
>>165209holding hands is ok
kissing is NG
and i like that
No. 165339
>>165318Kissing is not a NG. lol
Again, PDA is uncommon but not frowned upon! Unless you are all over each other. No one likes that shit.
No. 165344
>>162945but unlike owning possessions and living
selfies aren't beneficial for life and aren't necessary
No. 165374
>>165051That's fair enough if her video was clearly representative of Tokyo or Japan, but it wasn't by a long shot. It shows how desperate she is: it'd be like if she tagged her bedroom selfies at home as #florida #unitedstates. It's completely pointless. People don't go into those tags wanting to see her shaky mirror videos.
It makes more sense to tag the ferris wheel video as #toyko #japan (which she did) because you can actually see the city in the background, but there's no point tagging something that isn't immediately evident when you look at the pic/video e.g. the hotel video as that could literally be anywhere in the world. If she wanted to do the whole #like4like shit, she could've tagged it as #fashion #style #bae #whatever and at least it would've been relevant to the video and probably could've gained genuine likes/follows out of it - but she's just blowing up popular tags with irrelevant nonsense in the hopes of more likes and followers (which I doubt she's attracting many of if her tags aren't even relevent to what people go into those tags for, you know?). Nobody likes an irrelevant tag spammer. ;)
No. 165454
>>165374Thanks for the essay repeating what I already said in a paragraph. Good job.
Kiki uses the tags #Tokyo #Japan because she's using them as "proof" she's in Japan, not because they're popular tags. She's going "oh BTW I'm in #TOKYO #JAPAN nya nya nya!".
No. 165456
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Kaka you need Jesus.
No. 165478
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Let us pray.
Our Kaka, Who art in Japan
Vegan be thy name;
Thy copyright claims come
Thy Twitter rants be done
In Japan as it is in Florida.
Give farmers this day our daily keks,
And forgive us our samefagging
as we forgive those who samefag against us;
and lead us not into weebiness,
but deliver us from Taco's snaggleteeth. Amen.
No. 165483
>>165478Give us this day our daily keks
Love it
No. 165486
>>165482Why are you so butthurt ?
>>165461 is not the same anon as me.
No. 165494
>>165486sorry, what about my comment sounds butthurt?
sooooooo back to kaka, as this is kaka's thread
has everyone given up on trying to find taku online?
No. 165495
SOMEONE MAKE A BANNER FOR ALL THAT IS LOLZY
>>165478This is glorious anon, you're an artist
No. 165497
>>165495this please!
make it into gif form :)
No. 165498
>>154007>>153985maybe they go there because in America, people constantly shit on white girls with blonde hair and blue eyes to praise girls with brown hair?
Blonde hair and blue eyes on a white girl is still considered attractive in Japan whether you like it or not lol
No. 165501
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>>164992"JUST LOOK AT MA BOYFRIENDO"
No. 165507
>>165501i still love how he's completely ignoring her
watching it again it looks like he's cleaning up the hotel room before they leave or something
No. 165510
>>165508but people in america constantly shit on it because "we need diversity!!"
especially tumblr
No. 165512
>>165510i've never seen this lol. to me i think everyone shits on the brown hair/brown eyes people cause its so common.
i don't see that many blondes?
stop spending too much time on tumblr anon. it's bad for you
No. 165517
>>165512well irl i've seen people do it too.
I've NEVER seen anyone shit on brown hair brown eyes. people always praise them idk
people think hating on blondes is okay but hating on brunettes is totally wrong
reminds me of skinny-shaming and fat-shaming
No. 165616
>>165478im at work anon!! and im DYING
let kaka forgive my soul
No. 165688
>>165644Most people don't immediately Google their partners for dirty laundry though. Curiosity tends to get the better of them eventually but generally the first priority in a new, not-long-distance relationship isn't to trawl through search results.
Also, her Google results in Japan might just contain less milk than they do in English-speaking countries?
No. 165770
>>165476even past the shoop, shes definitely gotten chubbier. compare her old candids
>>160516anyway back to keekz
No. 165889
>>165498you're joking right?
america is still a #aryannation when it comes to beauty. idc about all the multicultural shit people are trying to do deep down quintessential european aryan beauty is the standard. blue eyes and blonde hair are revered for women. most models have light eyes.
No. 166095
https://twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal/status/634595778246262784"When people copy & paste my bio into theirs lol"
When Kiki claims that people are copying her even though 1) her bio isn't worth copy/pasting in the first place and 2) she doesn't even have 10+ real people following her, let enough even one rabid fan left who'd bother doing that. ~could u not~
Just googled the bio, and only Kiki's shit comes up - no copy cats. Unless she's accusing people of separating random feel good soundbites and personal titles with hearts, in which case, Kiki you did not invent that!!! It's like her claiming she invented scene hair all over again: she hasn't changed a bit.
No. 166136
>>166095Random person Twitter bio: "vegan. Musician."
Kiki: "OMG STOP COPYING ME
sassy cat picture "
No. 166138
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>>166095You're using an image board, please just cap it?!
No. 166145
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I felt the need to respond to this stupid vegan infographic she retweeted
No. 166151
>>166145My dad kinda grew up in the country, drinking milk his entire life and he drinks it until this day. He hasn't got any of the issues listed, but i guess he likes to live dangerously.
I like being a dare-devil myself
grabs a glass of milk No. 166156
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>>166154Giving a cat or dog a vegan diet is so wrong. The animals hate it. I know from the experience of a friend who tried to get her puppy onto a vegan diet with Happy Cat and it wouldn't eat that shit and ate the older dog's meaty dog food instead.
No. 166164
>>166154I don't think she has any cats, does she?
She goes on and on about how she loves them (and every single other animal for that matter) to death but I've never seen her post about having a pet.
I'll be very upset if she does have any tbh. I feel like she'd almost definitely want to put it on a vegan diet. That in itself is cruelty to animals.
No. 166177
>>166145> cheese has a strong opioid effectwow great now i know where to get my quick fix
we should tell all the dope dealers
No. 166180
>>166176Cats like milk but they have difficulties handling it.
The person who gives a cat or a kitten cow milk needs to prepare themselves for kitty to have the shits.
It gives them a lot of cramps so it's just an asshole thing to do in general.
No. 166182
>>166177Cheese is addictive though and it's a huge problem for a lot of people that want to loose weight?
>The primary protein in milk is casein. When the human body digests casein, it produces casomorphins, which have an opiate-like effect on humans. Because cheese is denser than, for example, milk, the casein is more heavily concentrated, meaning that eating cheese produces a larger amount of casomorphins in the body compared to eating other dairy products.I talked to a dietitian recently that confirmed that. So yeah, eating less cheese is definitely something that makes losing weight difficult.
>>166145 (My aunt is addicted and has trouble losing weight because of it.)
Also, yes, my acne is highly influenced by what I eat, lol.
>>166156You could raise a dog vegan and it still could be healthy, a cat would just die. Someone that loves animals wouldn't do that, hopefully…
No. 166231
>>166164Thinking about it, it is really weird she never talks about her own cats even though she's supposed to be a huge cat lover. I'm not much of a cat person, but even I go on about my cats like they're my children.
>>166203The outfits with that maxi skirt are literally the fugliest, god damn.
>>166221I will have to agree with this.
No. 166232
>>166223that's hilarious anon
but oooh you'd THINK she would just ask taku to help her read them and write replies back so she could learn. but nope. either he doesn't exist anymore or she doesn't give a shit about japanese
No. 166272
>>166223Shit she can't even ask Taku or Dakota for help, so she can pretend she speaks Japanese while we are over here drinking our juicy hateraid ;) damn
GOOD JOB ANON! I salute you.
No. 166301
>>166223What did you tweet at her?
And tbf, depending on what was said, Taku may not be able to explain it to her considering the fact his English and her Japanese are both beginner level. And with Kota, a lot of people say she can only speak casual conversational Japanese, so she may not know how it as well. But she could still make an account on a forum for Japanese learners or something and ask someone to help her understand it, but she would never do that because she's already "fluent"
No. 166346
>>166223my whole twitter is in japanese too and i tweet at her but she never replies.
and she still writes daiba not Odaiba smh
No. 166370
>>166357Yeah and they love cooked chicken bones even though they cause internal bleeding. Cats are dumb as shit and will eat anything.
Were they outside cats? Likely they had diarrhea afterwards and you just never noticed.
No. 166375
>>166357my cat stole a piece of my french toast off of my plate the one day
if it tastes good they'll eat it. doesn't matter what it is
No. 166566
>>166203I gotta admit, I like some of the pieces on their own, but it's like she just threw everything on without bothering to make it work as an ensemble
Like
Why the fuck did she put that online? There's literally 0 coordination going on there, she just mishmashed a bunch of shit together and absolutely none of it goes with anything else she's wearing
Fucking hell, Kiki
just, fuck
No. 166699
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New Instagram vid featuring butt ugly winged shoes and dat receding hairline again
No. 166713
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>>166699You mean
Dakota's butt ugly winged shoes.
Oh, Kaka. Don't ever stop.
Her feet are super gross though; like an old lady's. I could mistake them for Aly's/Ash's.
No. 166725
>>166699So she posted at 2pm Japan time she was going to lunch.
Is that believable or does it seem way too late for you guys? It's pretty late in the day for lunch, but I reluctantly feel like it's passable, but only
just.
No. 166726
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>>166145this infograph has such a ridiculous amount of bullshit, it's unbelievable.
regarding growth hormone causing acne, yes, that's true for some people. i've also noticed, my skin slightly worsened, when i ate more dairy.
BUT there are many benefits (pic related), like the anti aging effect. since with menopause the growth hormone production in women naturally decreases, they age more rapidly. that's why doctors prescribe women, who have issues related to that, growth hormone supplements.
what if a growth hormone deficiency actually causes the premature aging in kiki?
No. 166730
>>1667252:21pm to be exact, sorry.
Excuse my samefag.
No. 166743
>>166725Lunch in Japan is normal at 12-14
I know she used to be extremely vague about being in Florida/Japan, but is it really that unbelieveable that she's actually there right now? Her timestamp and weather checks out anyway. I, for one, actually believe she is there right now so meh
No. 166768
>>166766I'm definitely not saying that people "ask for it" (it = rape/etc) when they dress in less than normal, but people WILL stare and people WILL comment on how she dresses to her face. She IS asking for attention. What surprises me, is that she wears this outside after always complaining about sexual harassment and shit like that.
While victims can wear anything and still get harassed, wearing shit that actually does make you stand out won't make it any better for yourself (regarding sexual harassment, not rape. Can't really compare catcalling with rape, due to rapists mindset, etc). I can easily say she is definitely asking for attention, and unfortunately, it isn't always the good kind. I hope I explained myself well enough, I don't want it to seem like I'm saying people who get raped deserves it. I'm only talking about harassment/attracting attention and catcalling.
No. 166777
>>166721This is why I can't believe she's there at all.
>>166768I get exactly what you're saying and I feel the exact same way.
Someone has said this to her, but she said she still gets harassed even when she isn't wearing makeup and all this stuff.
No. 166783
>>166713>>166699The extent of her lurking is too pathetic to be hilarious anymore. Lolcow notes how her instas aren't Japan specific| Kiki starts posting more Japan specific things. Lolcow notes how her posts at are unusual times for Japan/clearly posted way after they were taken| Kiki starts posting at more normal Japan times.
Damn Kiki all this "don't let the haters win" preachy crap, yet you let us know again and again that we're in your head constantly because you can't help but lurk here for notes and correct your behaviour accordingly. You care too much about what others think. It's been 10 years of this and you still haven't learned.
No. 166813
New thread
>>166812This one has hit autosage.
No. 167177
>>152604>>166768not trying to be a sjw but harassment is still not an acceptable response to anything? whether it's sexual or just someone being a dick other people should mind their business.
i mean she's dressed fucking out there and people are going to have their stupid opinions, but she shouldn't have to deal with it. i hate kiki and i'm not defending her, just how people owe each other basic respect in public and should let people go about their day even if they look ridiculous (sexual or not).
i do think that if she's been dressing that boldly for so long she should understand by now that people are pretty close minded and will get diarrhea of the mouth and share their judgements; i wish she handled it more maturely instead of acting like such a victim. she's what, 22-23 now? she should take a much more empowered stance instead of getting caught up on how stupid people can be. accept that shit and handle it like a woman, stop bitching about other people and don't give them the time of day.
she's full of such shit and is so weak, god damn. what's the point of having a princess-brat attitude if you don't actually have a spine? VOMIT.