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No. 239236
Last Onion thread reached the bump limit. The archive:
>>227908>>225726>>213172>>178883>>29193Recap:
Things are fairly quiet post-'''''cuddles'''' in the Onision household aside from some typical crawwwwwwwwwlinnnngggggg innnnn my skinnnnnnnn from Taylor and some passive-aggressive tweets from Greg intending to humiliate Taylor. Both of them seem to be attacking Billie, who is lashing back and at this point might be ready to spill what really happened after the botched threesome.
No. 239253
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No. 239270
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>>239253"i think I look better than his last ex" wow little full of herself there, though Shiloh is a lot heavier, I think facially she's better looking than rainbowbrite billie over here, at least more interesting looking.
No. 239278
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FUCK YOUR RULES, MOM!
No. 239283
>>239278I'm nearly the same age as him and seeing these kind of 'jokes' is embarrassing. It has been since late 2008. It's something most much younger people today don't joke about. It's 12 year old shit troll tier.
Anons, do you think he ever has mini momentary realizations that he's a shitty human being in general and that 90 % of his comedy was never genuinely funny or is he just living in a state of blissful ignorance?
( Whops, forgot to delete YT )
No. 239287
>>239278What's next, dead baby jokes? Let's do the Time Warp again!
His profile picture makes him look like an incredibly ugly girl. Is that supposed to make Lainey want to stick around?
No. 239296
>>239287He makes his humor so unbearable to listen to. Sometimes it's not even the topic, it's how he approaches it. He has a few hits, but for the most part he comes across like he doesn't have a genuine comedy bone in his body. He just delivers a bad joke, wraps it in an unfunny paper and sprays it with his horse laughter that would make any sensible person want to pour cement down their ears.
>>239294Agreed. I really do think she looked beautiful back then. Couple of months into the relationship ( video related ). I don't know how bat shit she was before him, but Gergles just sucks the life out of people.
There are pic comparisons of Lain too and she looked much more happy back then.
No. 239301
>>239296Holy hell, that video was hard to watch. On both of their account. He's really really vile, flips the camera on when she is clearly having a breakdown. I like how he is talking calmly, making sure to film himself and how composed he is in comparison to the shaved blubbering mess of a woman in the room.
Very dramatic and not appropriate to film.
Fuck.
No. 239304
>>239301Yup, this whole Shiloh thing has been a true mess. I don't personally believe Shiloh would have turned out that way or done half of the things she did back then if it weren't for this cancerous pimple called Gergles.
Video related is what he recorded over his AJ relationship. There was another one even more disgusting, but I can't seem to find it.
This guy has a habit of painting his exes as the batshit ones ( he painted Skye as a liar/thief back then too ) and himself as a victim.
I do believe he made this kind of an attempt with Plank with the whole "it was just cuddling" ( yeah right ), but it blew up in his face because Plank spoke up and actually does seem to have some people liking her.
I can imagine their break-up is going to follow the same pattern, but is going to be a much bigger train wreck since there's a child involved.
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So, apparently Sarah still talks to Plank and is going to visit them in the summer?
>protip: she is only 15, but is going to turn 16 right around visiting
I can't see this ending well.
No. 239317
>>239315Thank fuck for that, although I wouldn't put it past Gergles to try something.
It's bizarre on it's own that a 15 year old is visiting a married couple with a small child who she met online.
No. 239319
>>239318Tbh, I have no idea. I don't know if Sarah's parents even know and if they do know I hope they're involved enough to talk her out of it.
Plank is her best friend, even though she's 15 and Plank is 21? 22? and married with a child.
Even if she weren't a married woman, there would be a weird dynamic to it because of the maturity level, this way it's just extra creepy.
I'm all for best friends online, but these usually are people you sometimes meet, bond with enough to actually get close to one another, confide problems with…& Sarah's just a young impressionable girl calling Plank best friend over some tweets and probably some superficial texts.
No. 239357
>>239304I couldn't get past him discussing how many people his rebound had fucked. I would rather bed a someone with many fucks, than a notorious abusive jailbait chaser.
How can he consider himself superior? Fuck, who has free time and air milage? Can we ambush this fucker? He's really shitty and quite frankly too disturbing to just dish over at this point.
He's a life runier, it's a train wreck that isn't that entertaining anymore.
Dude is Hitler, or like Jim Jones.
He dies harm on the masses.
No. 239390
>>239357I'm trying to find the other one and I can't for the life of me find it. It's much more gross, fully describing ( and sort of demonstrating with his mouth/hand ) the blow job said ex gave him. His commentary was along the lines of that it felt gross and that it seemed like she was a "pro" ( aka politely, eh, saying she could have been a hooker ). It goes in to all sorts of personal details. It's not a fun watch but it does show exactly what kind of a guy he is.
If anyone can find it, please link it. It was grey-scale, probably about 8 minutes long.
If you haven't read it yet, I suggest you read The letter ( AJ wrote about Onision ) and watch the released voice mails on YT. They go from "normal", apologetic, pathetic, manipulative, threatening, all in a matter of few minutes.
His "shitting on exes routine" is so common that the new fans, or the younger fans ( well, that'd be the majority supposedly ) and the sheeple don't even know which ex supposedly did what.
I expect the Lain break up to be the biggest train wreck of them all.
No. 239478
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Dandruff is so sexy!
No. 239496
>>239478I hate that when he's all posed nice like that (the light in his eyes even suggests a ring light or mirror in front of him) I know I would actually be attracted to him if it was my first sighting of him.
We've all seen his true form. It's scary we know his eyes are usually really creepy but he's able to pose himself to look almost endearing with just some fluffy hair and angling, I wish my selfie game was that strong.
I hope he never figures out how to fix his skin and that it gets worse, and that he goes bald real soon.
No. 239512
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Over a dozen tweets of pure victim blaming. What a great feminist.
No. 239515
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Could this be the end?
No. 239521
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>>239519He specifically chose to respond to the only argument Lainey retweeted. I think he's trying to push her away so he can move on to the next underage fan.
No. 239529
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I wonder how many spa days Taylor is going to milk out of Greg. I hope she bleeds him dry when they divorce.
No. 239570
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>>239270i love how the guy buttered her up with how photogenic she was and she was all "lol yep that's me"
No. 239572
>>239278someone send him a rape joke and watch him do a fucking 180 and say that its an awful thing that ruins lives
seriously, i know a guy who's brother died in 911 and his father committed suicide shortly after, this was when he was a kid BTW. he had to go to therapy because he was so scared to go into high buildings.
making a joke just to smite people who have gone through shit is just wrong
No. 239575
>>239515not to get off topic but kesha was given another producer so she wouldnt have to work or see or talk to the rapist anymore and still said no because it wouldn't make enough money.
not victim blaming but that sounds sketchy as hell that she seemed more upset about having an unpopular new producer than getting raped by the old one..
No. 239580
>>239390I'm now officially all caught up on this psycho.
I have BPD, it's no joke fucking horrible at times. I have to be put in my fucking place or I'll walk over anyone.
This dude figured out how to not have that happen, by dating children.
I'm disgusted that he is so open publicly about having it, like it's a fucking excuse for his behavior.
"I wish I would have known I had it before getting involved with you, so I could have warned you."
The women he dates are fucking brain dead retards, perfect target.
I'm just like, in shock right now. Reading that letter and listening to those voicemails.
No. 239581
It wouldn't be the first time something similar has happened with Sony. Sony did it to Mariah after she divorced her abusive husband and worked under him (he was the head of Sony).
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2002/04/04/mariah-ripped-off-twice-on-same-record.htmlKesha would still have to work on Dr. Luke's vanity label (Kemosabe, which is owned by Sony). There is no way she would be able to avoid him even if she worked with a different producer.
No. 239600
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>>239599Forgot pic like a retard
No. 239602
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He also went on to brag about how many views he got thanks to his being an absolute cuntwhistle.
No. 239609
>>239580I'm afraid that's just the tip of the ice berg. I once said there could have been a 400 page book written about the things this guy said/did. I still can't find the video I was talking about in any of the deleted archives, sadly.
Here's one that always makes me laugh to compensate.
If you're new to this drama I also suggest reading his Sicesca page. You're going to find it through the WayBack Machine, Onision drama ( Tumblr ) or by watching some of older Someguy827 videos. There's also his old ghost hunting page where he claimed to have special superpower abilities, sections he wrote about his exes, I could just go on and on about this guy and all the shit he has done in the past.
What we're witnessing with Lain right now is very tame in compassion to what's been happening since 2008ish.
No. 239610
>>239605>a lot of the stuff he's been very "against", i.e cheating, he's been engaging in himself.Yup, that's Gergles alright. A lot of the things he's "against" he has done himself.
>I hate cheaters!Cheats, multiple times.
>I hate liars!Lies, multiple times.
>Bisexual people are more prone to cheating, rants about bi's, etcHey, my wife's bi and I want a threesome
etc, etc.
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Pic related is the very meaningful conversations Lain and Sarah have.
No. 239744
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Made this little collage of Onion's recent edgy tweets.
No. 239745
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Barf
- From his twitter
No. 239746
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>>239745Imagine the smell
No. 239749
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>>239745God dammit, anon, i'm
triggered No. 239752
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No. 239763
>>239752This gif is legitimately scary. You can see when Onion's entire body shift into psycho mode. I wonder how hard he grabbed Lainey's hand.
I just wish she would leave. You are so much more than him, girl.
No. 239768
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it was just brutal honesty guise if lainey leaves me then she just cant handle it
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>>239752wew lad
I like how his eyes visibly darken as he throws down her hand.
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>>239771whoops dwopped my gif
No. 239776
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OH SHIT LAINEY MIGHT LEAVE HIM
YESSS I FUCKING HOPE SHES DOESSSS YES
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>>239776The manipulation is strong in this one.
No. 239811
>>239776
>The truth hurts a lot of people>It's not good enough to be honest>I've learned honestly on my level leads to painand my fav
>I say whatever I think is true despite knowing it might hurt feelings>Whatever I think is trueI love how he's saying everything he has said is the truth. It's obvious he doesn't truly believe he's done something wrong, but the real problem is that people just can't handle 'the truth'.
But then
>Fact is a lot of people I've been with have said I'm emotionally abusiveJust seems like more evidence that he is aware of what he's doing and is calculated. It's pretty obvious if 4 partners have said the same thing that the common factor is him and his abusive behavior. Yet he never changes, just changes girls.
He's an abuser to the last letter in the book.
>Support Lainey if we break up, she deserves itSaving face. He just wants people to think he actually cares about her.
>I want to die aloneWants sympathy so people feel sorry for him in stead of blaming him for his wrong doings. He's trying to make people think he's sorry and feels bad and is really, really sad guys :( (what a joke)
>Everything I've said is the truth. People just get hurt by itMinimizing the things he has done and deflecting the blame to the victim.
I could go on but fucking hell, it's so clear he's an abusing asshat who is aware of the damage he's doing to people and doesn't feel bad about it at all. I Just cannot fathom how his fans can't see this shit. It's like he has 'PREDATOR' tattoo'd on his forehead.
No. 239827
>>239811What he calls truth just comes off as a bratty 12 year old lashing out. And it's not even a good look at That age. Can you imagine what it would be like if he were with someone less "sensitive", someone more like him? Poor little Gregs ego would get bruised within a day!
Hasn't he done this forever alone routine before? I swear he just eats it up when his little fans tell him there, there baby it'll be ok. As soon as finds his next barely legal victim he'll gush about finding twoo wuv for real this time!
No. 239982
>>239776Still so fucking self righteous and egotistical. The truth is not the problem, his problem is that most of what he considers "truth" is actually his hypocritical and often hateful opinion saturated in needing a party to blame.
It's not about finding someone that isn't sensitive, it's about coming back to reality and learning when the truth needs to be said, what is truth, and what is just an opinion you're forcing on someone you care about.
No. 240023
>>240020I saw that and thought it was sick. I don't even know how this happens in their home. Let's see how a conversation must go.
>L : Greg, this is something very painful for me to talk about. I was raped [ … ]>G: Whh–aat? HAVE YOU REPORTED IT? NO? Then you're not better than the rapist, you're both guilty. You enable rape! YOU'E TO BLAME!fails to 'understand' anything that actual victims go through mentally, physically and fails to even consider other psycho-social factorsOFF TO THE TWITTER I GO WITH THIS! THIS IS GREAT INJUSTICE I CAN BOOST MY VIEWS WITH!
Lain:
>sad face, dies a little on the inside>posts: I guess I'm the one to blame No. 240075
>>240046Thanks for posting this, I didn't watch it because people commented at the time that Gurglez made it all about himself.
So he knowingly publicly blamed Lainey for not being able to report sexual abuse she endured as a minor. Greg you are a fucking unfeeling imbecile.
No. 240086
>>240075You're welcome, anon. I remembered it after I typed this
>>240023 out.
So, yeah, this whole thing is a mess.
No. 240141
>>240136This is a casting call.
He will going through the comments and writing down names.
Bye Lainey.
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first tweet in 23hrs
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No. 240170
>>240159I can only hope this is serious, but knowing him it's probably another "joke."
Like
>>240147 said he's thirsty for that pre-teen attention.
No. 240171
>>240170Whatever it is, it's in poor taste.
Legit - poor taste
Joke - even poorer taste.
But this is Gregles we're talking about, so to expect anything decent from him would be like expecting the sun to explode tomorrow.
No. 240196
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Onision: Attention Whore Vagueblogging Edition
Hopefully he's the one who needs medical attention and he hasn't shaken his son or beat his wife.
No. 240206
>>240199No, this is Gergles. If there were any papercuts involved he would spin it as "I'm unstable right now, it's best for you to leave. I love you but this is for the best."
NOW WHERE MY OTHER 5 TEENAGE BITCHES AT
No. 240231
>>2400463:08
> One of the worst things my ex has done, probably getting pregnant with someone else's babyGreat making fun of Shiloh's dead baby again.
No. 240234
>>240231To be fair, Shiloh used a picture of a premie baby as a fake dead baby photo for her and Greg's apparent kid named Rogue. The mother of that baby called her out. I don't like Greg, but Shiloh was just as crazy and attention whoring as him.
I don't get why people are saying she is so much better now when her nudes have been leaked. Her backpage profile has been linked. She has been fucking sugar daddies.
Maybe she'll drop a new cd and prove us all wrong, but in the mean time I'm going to think that she's a crazy bitch who got with a crazy cunt.
No. 240242
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>>240238idk when it was from, I just know that a jilted lover posted the pics because Sh was whoring herself out.
No. 240243
>>240234Shiloh was very publicly degraded and constantly emotionally abused by Gurple, the dead baby picture is inexcusable but that aside I think she may have had some minor preexisting personality disorder that got a lot stronger after the trauma of her abusive relationship. All those horrible videos of her are still up, he's still publicly slandering her to his hundreds of thousands of followers, and he took away her career. Her going through a crazy patch is pretty understandable, and since she has no marketable skill and a fucked up self image after Gerg I can see why she might have briefly turned to sex work.
It's exactly what Gerg wants when people don't have empathy for Shiloh, so a lot of people defend her so excessively now to undermine his influence and narcissism.
No. 240437
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Plain's tweet.
No. 240443
>>240441I agree. Right now they're being the equivalent of that one typical annoying person who posts "Fuck this shit, feeling so bad :("
What's wrong?
"Please don't ask, don't wanna talk about it."
No. 240445
>>240383If it was a suicide attempt he would have been held for 48(maybe longer can't remember) hours and sent to a psych ward. They wouldn't have let him go to another hospital by himself.
Chances are Doc#1 diagnosed him with something, an illness of some sort, and Greg was persistent as hell that its not that. And he was probably being belligerent as fuck, and the hospital finally told him to leave and Doc#2 just happened to tell Gerg what he wanted to hear. Ego +1 for gregkes
No. 240451
>>240383Anytime Greg has something "bad" happen to him, it just makes me cackle. The way that he deals with negative shit just makes me imagine him whining about how it's not fair cause he knows better and it shouldn't be like this, whaaaaa.
I love when he's forced into the real world that doesn't care who he is and knows he's full of shit.
No. 240516
>>240383DSSCTM posted this:
(the first tweet is on the bottom of the image)
I’m guessing (could be wrong) that Onision and Lainey had another fight and breakup and he started having chest pains similar to the time he broke up with SH.
So he went to the emergency room where they found nothing wrong with his heart.
It’s just him overreacting to another breakup again to the point of causing himself to go to the emergency room.
I used to think Lainey could easily just leave him but when someone causes their own self to go to the emergency room over what could be a final breakup, it’s easier said then done regarding leaving someone.
It’s almost like someone threatening to kill themselves if you leave them. Looks like Onision has self-induced chest pains if they try to leave him.
TWEET #1: The waiting rooms are for the visitors and for those with less of an emergency than others. If someone comes in 10 minutes after you who just had a heart attack, who are they going to take first?
And if you look at TWEET #9, Onision himself is boasting about how right he was all along about nothing being too seriously wrong with him. That’s probably why they made you wait in the first place, you moron!
TWEET #2: Just like when Onision said, “No play for pity, just the truth, as usual.” What Onision means is “ I’m full of shit, I need your pity”
TWEET #3: No one can force you to stay in the hospital, dumbass! What happened to your backbone? You claim how easy it is to report rapists but it’s too hard for you to do something as easy as leaving the hospital?
You also said in your “Why Don’t Women Report Rape?” video at 3:09 that if someone violated you, you WILL report them. Well smart ass, that doctor you said blackmailed and threatened you, let’s see the police report.
TWEET #4: Still says he can’t leave, besides being blackmailed and threatened, weren’t you being kidnapped too? You were being violated. This shit is almost as bad as rape. Can’t wait to see that police report or a video about how you put this guy in jail.
Also, whines about how bad the doctor is. If you look at TWEET #9, where he says, “You’re a doctor of 15 years…”. Well, if he is talking about the bad doctor, I wonder how he made it that far if he is so bad. The problem was with Onision’s attitude while there at the hospital. He was already upset right from the beginning because he didn’t like the fact that he had to wait. And this was before he even saw a doctor. I know that whenever Onision can’t stay at home to edit a video or have sex, he feels he’s being oppressed.
TWEET #5: Onision says the doctor smirked and laughed at his situation. If that were true then maybe his situation wasn’t an emergency after all. In fact it wasn’t because if you look at TWEET #8, he says the second doctor confirmed he was fine.
Onision also says the doctor threatened to call security. There would be no reason for anyone especially a doctor to call security unless someone was being a big ass. We all know Onision was being one the minute he walked in the door because he had to wait.
TWEET #6: Onision says the doctor still threatens to call security even though he was not being physical or threatening. The key word is “still.” This means the doctor had repeatedly told him he was going to call security. Apparently Onision was doing something that he shouldn’t be doing, over and over again. He was being confrontational. And guess what Onision? Being confrontational is the same thing as being threatening.
TWEET #7: Onision says he got transferred to a different hospital. That’s funny because I thought he had an emergency that could not wait. Now he has time to go to another hospital?
He also said he was right. Right about what? About nothing being too seriously wrong with you? Then why did you go to the emergency room in the first place?
TWEET #8: Onision says the second doctor confirmed he was fine and calls the first doctor an asshole. Maybe the actual asshole was Onision himself.
TWEET #9: Finally, now that Onision was CONFIRMED RIGHT, he feels much better about himself.
So what have we learned about this? Nothing that we didn’t already know. It’s all about who is right, Onision of course. (*cough)
No. 240526
>>240516Just starting to read this, but
>chest painsHaha, do any of you remember that video he posted where he was ( fake ) crying and holding his chest area over Shiloh? Oh, Gregles.
No. 240569
>>240516This is beautiful, thanks for sharing.
So, can we finally celebrate? Did they split up for good?
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No. 240813
>>240516Thanks anon.
I know Lainey doesn't have any perspective here but honey, wise up. Right now you are a dumb shit for staying.
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No. 240827
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Yes, this person is serious.
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No. 240836
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Gregles: full psycho mode
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No. 240849
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Lol, oh my god.
Narcissistic supply: unlocked
No. 240885
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No. 240889
>>240876He got in a fight with cyr recently, right?
Of course he is giving Lainey shit about it.
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Argh. There.
Comments - priceless.
No. 240950
>>240437Sorry but this is hilarious. I can imagine her trying to leave after a fight and then Onision being like "UHG…..MY…..HEART…. I'M……. DYYYYYYYING" and then both going to the hospital, waiting forever while Gorg kept whining about everything and then Taylor having to hide her face when her precious husband was dissing all the hospital's staff.
If that's what happened I don't blame her for being tired af lmao
No. 240951
>>240947It makes me laugh, bc of all the names he gets here.
Also it's aussie for booze.
No. 240981
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Neither can we believe you have mentioned this for like the 5th time in a few hours.
No. 240988
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>>240981Holy shit, Gargoyle, we get it.
How many fucking times.
No. 240989
>>240981So basically, he is saying that he believe someone should hand him a diploma for his expertise, since he "proved" a doctor wrong.
His ego has really no limits.
No. 241002
>>240981Probable scenarios:
1. His doctor didn't tell him what he wanted to hear so he found a new one that would.
2. He's a complete cunt that is hard to diagnose because of his cuntish behaviour, lack of common sense and inability to listen to anybody but himself. He wouldn't meet his doctor halfway and got a bad diagnosis because of it.
3. The doctor never made a mistake and said something like "we'll test you for this, just to be on the safe side" and gargoyle interpreted this as "YOU'RE DEFINITELY ILL AND HAVE THIS."
No. 241059
>>240950To top that off, when they got home, she'll have had to endure several hours of ranting about how the doctor is a cunt, how he's cleverer than all doctors, how the medical system is fucked, why he should run it, why he should run the country, probably something passive aggressive about her not supporting him when he was suffering so badly, why he's right and a genius and no one understands him, etc…
source: personal experience with a dickhole like Gargles
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No. 241118
>>241116WOW.
WOOOOOOOW.
So not only was he ridiculously irate and out of line, bitching numerous times on twitter, but he also posted her name and phone extension for a weak ass doxx to encourage his followers to harass her, but he did all of that when he wasn't even 100% sure he was right?
He is… beyond stupid. He is in a category of his own.
inb4 he says the fact he owned up to being wrong publicly means he did no wrong jfc
No. 241148
>>241116He's such a whiny little shit!! Instead of doing the normal, adult thing and posting something like "I'd like to extend my deepest apologies to brookside for the way I behaved the other day", but instead he uses dramatic words like "humiliated" and phrases like "wasting their time" to basically make it sound like he's sorry when in reality he's just embarrassed and angry he got caught being a dumbass.
But I also think hes using this sudden apologetic/self reflective attitude to win him brownie points while never truly accepting blame. He's always saying things like "sorry I'm a failure" rather than "I'm sorry for hurting you", once again trying to drive home that he's a victim and look how bbbaaaaddd he feels. Such a manipulative little fuck. He's probably never given a real apology in his life.
No. 241325
>>240849Oh my fucking god, when grown ass men use passive aggressive smilies
i want to fire a fucking crossbow into his chest
No. 241333
>>241311Occasionaly he posts a picture together with Taylor to show off what a ~tru luv~ looks like, but otherwise it's just his face.
He is obsessed with himself.
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>>241275He looks like a serial killer.
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Interesting…
No. 241356
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>>241344No kidding. I never expected Billie to get a job.
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No. 241395
>>241382I could try. I'm a 19 year old mental case, so she might take the bait.
Will come back with more details if it works.e
No. 241495
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>>241333What more could you expect from a narcissist like him?
No. 241556
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If I ran the world, I would castrate this cuck and send him to work deep in the coal mines.
No. 241588
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>>241556If women ran the entirety of all the world's governments he'd reenact the Buddhist monk who soaked himself in gasoline and light himself on fire to protest the Vietnam war. He hates women with a uh…fiery…passion.
No. 241669
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Fucking disgusting degenerates. I feel no pity for this crazy bitch.
No. 241716
>>241669i have absolutely no sympathy for her, she is insane, she is as crazy as he is, honestly, her son was born into the worst situation possible.
If onision cheats on her ass, i wont have an ounce of pity for her. She doesnt' deserve any sympathy the way Shiloh did, I don't care what anyone says either.
The day they break up is the day Lainey plays the 'pity' card and gets her hoard of sheeple to feel bad for her being in a transphobic marriage. And the fucked up part will be that she will be on good terms with onision, but to the internet she will be a fucking victim to benefit both of them.
This is nothing like a shiloh situation at all. She did return to him, but she was weak and an actual victim of his abuse, this girl is just a victim of tumblr attention whoring at this point.
No. 241751
>>241506Why does Billy have yellow and fucking sea green eyeshadow on.
Why is THAT MAN wearing black lipstick with his literally yellow teeth
Neither of these people are goth are you kidding. They're like anti ghouls.
Billy kind of narrowed her eyes when Plank came on, looked still upset…
What cool people.
No. 241766
>>241751I agree.
The rage, oh the rage.
I hope Billy puts on the wrong forehead jewels and gets a nasty rash one day.
No. 241768
>>241741Lol oh you.
I'm telling you, first he is going to ride out the (fake) statement that he is bi and wants it up the butt, next women's clothing, then finally trans. I'm placing my bets now as he becomes more and more desperate.
No. 241789
>>241598Oh, she does. She's just covering up her lame self with an embarrassingly poor attitude. Considering her age I'm sure she'll grow out of it, I really think she's just a painfully self conscious girl who is too afraid to be herself so she emulates what she perceives as edgy.
It really sucks because she's really cute, I hope she gets off the internet and realizes she surrounds herself with people beneath her and works on a better future. I don't think she's stupid, she just clearly has low self esteem.
No. 241983
>>241771>>241506I thought Social Repose burned that headdress in a video to keep the SJW happy? He must have had another made, what a dumb move.
>>241751Anon goths can wear a lot of coloured eye shadow, things have changed since the crushed velvet years. They're both total clowns, but you're nitpicking in the wrong place.
No. 242040
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I wonder how many of his fans think him and his wife are still goals.
No. 242224
>>242040"Look at me! I r gud husband! I luv my wife"
I gave up talking shit about other girls for Lent, but I'm making an exception for Onion, because dear god what an awful excuse for a person.
No. 242246
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Lainey got into a fight with someone from her past
No. 242284
>>242280Child is general neutral though.
>>242275Maybe I am just not familiar with it. When talking about your family is it really a normal thing to group your pets and children together and call them your all children? That seems like it would make for very confusing conversation.
No. 242362
>>242246Mam, I'm so tired of tumblrinas using transphobic for things they don't like. That wasn't in any way transphobic, you whiny brat. That person seemed really genuine, too.
I've lost all sympathy for her at this point.
No. 242490
>>242363Well, at least she isn't telling people to use the even more retarded made up pronouns like xie/xhey/xhem. Although I agree with your statement.
I think HER problem is that Gerg got her when SHE was very young and impressionable, and he's essentially stunted HER adolescence, so SHE's stuck at 17 and never mentally and emotionally grew past that. It is unfortunate, for HER and especially for HER kid(s).
No. 242532
>>242363Reminds me of: 'it puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again'
It really seems as if those people with 'it' as their preferred pronoun are deliberately taking their own personhood away, so people have more difficulty relating to them, which in turn makes them more of a special snowflake.
No. 242533
>>242490Typical co-dependent bs. He made her into a co-dependent perfect host, and he's a counter-dependent perfect parasite.
The only way she's ever going to get out of this, is if Greg finds another host to latch onto.
No. 242581
>>242480Are you kidding? Their attempt was pathetic and they look like even bigger losers than grog.
>>242362This so much. People who nitpick pronouns that much are basically advertising themselves as really pathetic, lonely, and desperate with nothing better to worry about. Also she sounds insufferable to be friends with, like you can never disagree with her or out you go. (Except in grog's case, since she got knocked up by him and wants the ez lief.)
No. 242799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBRizbyu6IgSocial Repose and Billie are kind of hating on Onision in this video, usually he kisses Onion's ass. I wonder if this rustled Onion's jimmies at all? Billie looks really bored the whole time.
"He's not funny."
No. 243196
>>243150on makeup… "how does this make you feel better about yourself"
like he totally doesn't wear makeup to make him feel better about himself lol.
>>243155"would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me.
i'd fuck me hard."
It's like worse than the chrischan tomgirl saga tbh. creepier af because he brings a wife and child into his bullshit when he does this.
No. 243214
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>>243172Had to scroll to the bottom of the comment son his recent Speaks video talking about why she's famous. She also replied to a few comments, thanking a fan and saying she "loves him making up points for satire and that they love each other" or something and she's been subbed to him a while…lol
No. 243312
>>243155ohhhh god, he looks like he smells like month old cheese
I'm
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>>243150Do you think he wore makeup when he supposedly asked Lainey to peg him?
No. 243447
>>243155Porcoddio
(Sorry, it's an Italian curse and is untranslatable, just think of an expression of intense doom and disgust)
No. 243480
>>243420I love it when he brings up the cuck comments.
>>243424Onion's a control freak who can't stand it when he's not the one ending a relationship.
No. 243483
>>243420How fucking dare he call pewdiepie ugly though.
Glass houses, man…
No. 243520
>>243504Is the tweet recent? Ugh, that is chilling. He's going through the motions and saying what he thinks he's supposed to say like a robot.
Reminds me of how Scott Peterson used to quote romantic movie lines to his partners.
No. 243678
>>243661He divorced his first wife in 2010
>>243668Yes that tweet was recent
No. 243699
>>243504This is chilling. This guy says the same thing about every relationship, doesn't even matter who's he with.
He has a few of these few "deep" lines rehearsed and spews them at anyone he's dating.
No. 243738
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>>243719will work on something
also remember when he had short hair? he looked so old lmao
like in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wAP3l_Yxu0 No. 243741
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>>243738Maybe they have the same stylist?
No. 243743
>>243738Oh my fucking god, I have not seen this cut on him.
Dude looks ancient, his swoop hairs is his only teen bait looks wise.
No. 243745
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>>243743Yup. Hence why he's only cut it that short a few times throughout all the years. He thought it'd make him look cool and like a band member but infact it just made him look old and disgusting… LMAO
But his emo teen hair is creepy too. It's a lose-lose. But yeah, take away his makeup, filters and wig and you get this old psycho.
No. 243746
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I'm sure this has been done before, but this is all I see when I look at grug.
No. 243845
>>243746oh shit. speaking of which, i had a customer yesterday that kinda looked like Gurg and even though he was nice and all i felt immensely disgusted by him
is it a universal psycho thing
maybe i have a sixth sense
No. 243900
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Did you guys know that when you write shitty fan-fiction about yourself, it's not all about you. Especially if you make the main characters a Gary Stu.
No. 244096
>>239236Sorry for OT, but they're similar Youtube attention whore boys:
Is there not a Sam Pepper thread here?
Isn't old Sam Pepper kind of like Onision with his rampant female fanbase that turned on him, hates his sexual exploits, but then he doesn't acknowledge them and is constantly trying to sweep his past sins under the rug? He has arguably even worse drama than Onision.
No. 244145
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>no muscle structure
>armpit folds
>neanderthal brows
>paler than toilet paper
>can't match foundation to skin color
>veiny
>cuck
>30 year old edgelord
>can't get a threesome
>married to a fakeboi
Ya dude, I bet those 2008 bloggers give a shit 8 years later.
No. 244151
>>243708For real, PewDiePie is completely unfunny and cringe-inducing but I'd fuck the hell out of his hot Scandinavian ass.
Gargamel, on the other hand, I wouldn't go near with a fucking barge-pole.
Which makes me wonder, how much money would it take for you guys to fuck Glug?
Taking his gross, aggressive habits and preferences during sex into consideration.
No. 244167
>>244151I mean, if he'd let me use a strap-on and bury it so deep in his almost certainly greasy and acne ridden ass that he hemorrhaged a bit, I'd cut him a good deal.
I wonder if he's as lazy about his genital cleaning as he is his hair and face..?
No. 244220
>>244189>>244190>>244199>>244215I totally get it, just the initial thought made me a little queasy.
I think Chris is genuinely sweet, just a little gross and delusional.
Grog is extremely gross, delusional, and sociopathic (also harmful to the general public).
No. 244240
>>244151agreed on PewDiepie
I'm not broke but would fuck him for about 5,000GBP. I mean, as long as he showered first..
No. 244279
>>244151I'd say $100k but I'd do it for half that. But that is my fantasy rate for any normal guy just because I have a well paying job and my parents are rich so I'd only whore myself out for a good chunk of change.
I follow Greg drama but I don't have any personal investment in hating him. I just hope he showers and doesn't rub his acne on me. And I'm into degrading sex and uncut guys so I'd probably like it tbh.
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>>244563I can't believe this guy is 30.
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No. 244675
>>244610Oh shit you're right, no shame there anon.
I guess when they post dramatic lyrics they can just turn around and go "lol it was just lyrics".
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No. 245023
>>244964god, she's so fucking boring
her voice makes me want to punch her in the fucking face
No. 245036
>>244964>shoutout to your diet where you don't eat foodYo idk if he's being ~ironic~ and making fun of haters that say she doesn't eat while showing her milkshake, but knowing him he could be easily making fun of her.
fucking OT but this was worth mentioning bc an abusive ex would constantly make fun of me for "not eating" and I still want to punch him in the throat.
No. 245053
>>244964Wow grug, thanks for the close ups of your wife's cold sore.
I'm betting he is hoping people mention it so he can make 10 tweets educating the masses on how it's "not herpes, it's a cold sore."
No. 245060
>>245036When he said that I kind of freaked out, like panic inducing. I have an abusive ex who used to do the same shit, constantly and was a super dick, (I had GI issues/anxiety that messed with my appetite). Fuck Greg he's such an asshole. It makes me wonder the kind of shit he says to her off camera, if he does this stuff on camera and on Twitter publicly.
Bitch needs to fucking GTFO and get away from him
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Leaves stray hairs to distract from body acne, nice try grog.
No. 245141
>>244964Oh Greg! You aren't supposed to put your foundation on your lips.
His lips match his hair line.
No. 245152
>>245023Actually I was just reminded because they went to deadpool of the movie making fun of nuclear warhead teenage xmen for acting like a sullen monotone silent teenager that takes long pauses before saying anything.
I hope she just acts like this in videos because it's so cringey.
No. 245276
>>245255I have come to the conclusion that all of his views on everything came from this woman initially. I have had my eye on her content for quite a while. He was never raised to think being nude massaged by his mother in his teens (when she owned such a business) was wrong or the very least, very unconventional and bizarre on her part. Hence why he does not even question it and can say such a thing with a completely straight as if it was normal and everyone elses parents did it.
Even in his debate with Someguy he expressed that when his mother physically abused him by hitting him with a flashlight, he did not think that was child abuse. Christ knows what else had to have happened in his household as he was growing we do not know about yet that he was raised into thinking was normal.
He accepts, near religiously, the ideas he spouts as fact and does not question them at all in the same manner his mother does in that video about being a psychic. She made a two part video series about how she was raised in a church which treated its younger followers in the same manner she appears to have treated her son, and her son blatantly treats women in front the entire internet.
His body massage comment, that video of hers(among others) opened my eyes to the idea that she ended up torturing and ruining one of her children the same way she was tortured and ruined as a child. Abuse…unfortunately spawns abuse, it gets passed down in some cases. She is convinced she did nothing wrong, her son grew up to think nothing wrong was done to him, and thus he now thinks nothing he does to the women in his life is wrong either. I think I figured out why he is…the way he is. Remember, he was nearly solely raised by this lady. He had no significant parent outside of his mother to counter the kind of stuff she filled his mind with.
No. 245277
>>245255It's because he used it as a way to try and excuse the fact he gave Billy Bob dongle a naked massage, with oil, including massaging her butt and chest by saying his mom did the same thing, there for it was totally platonic.
Ignoring of course that in a regular massage you dont have your chest massaged (except maybe your upper pectorals), and you don't massage someone's ass, you massage the side and top to work out the hip and glutes.
No. 245309
>>245241Couldn't even watch the whole video I was cringing. Firstly, the origin of his assholery probably comes from the fact that his father left at a young age (he probably had to witness his parents fighting and now thinks that's normal) and he has gone on to create more dysfunctional relationships himself.
There's nothing wrong with giving or receiving a massage. There's nothing sexual about it, if there was why would people pay professionals to massage them in a spa? His mother created a business around it which makes it less suspicious. What he did with Billie was probably sexual and definitely wrong but it doesn't mean that -all- massages are sexual.
Next, you're not a professional so please don't diagnose people. When people actually socialise often, they subconsciously pick up on the body language of others. Not to mention she's obviously talking to them, asking them how their day is etc. That's literally all she's doing here, she's just convincing herself that it's something magical or whatever.
No. 245310
>>245276>Abuse spawns abuseWith more and more research coming out about this, people are slowly realizing this is true. Children who grew up with abusive mothers or fathers (or other abusers) are more likely to become abusers themselves without help. They have no way to process what they've gone through, no one to tell them or teach them how to recover and how to love others.
It's especially scary considering even if they started trying to treat child victims now, those with abusive mothers have a higher chance of never getting help because of the Duluth model (men = abusers, women = victims; only arrest the man even if he's the one who called for help, etc) that's still being taught.
You can look at the CDC, or 300+ other studies that show women are just as abusive as men are (though most people in the population aren't abusive).
That doesn't excuse his behavior/actions, but the fact that those with cluster B personality disorders are usually abused as children: it fits.
I think he definitely was abused, grew up without a father figure, and is incredibly messed up because of it.
However, I think he still knows what he's doing is wrong, he's just too weak and arrogant to seek help.
No. 245314
>>245309It's first, not firstly.
>>245310http://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/pdf/childmaltreatment-facts-at-a-glance.pdf Women are the majority of child abusers. I think his mom abused him physically and sexually and told him his father did it.
No. 245316
>>245314Wouldn't be surprised if his dad left because Gerg's mother was abusive towards him as well. In that case, I don't know why he wouldn't take onion with him - perhaps onion's mother told him if he tried to get custody she'd do something (hurt him, file a false claim to get custody anyway, get him put in jail?).
That's entirely baseless speculation, though, but usually if a parent is abusive towards a child they're abusive towards their spouse as well.
No. 245329
>>245309>Being this dismissiveI don't care, I think it is really weird for someone's mom to do that to them, especially if their mom thinks by doing so she's reading their mind and shit. That's not super easy for me to excuse either, I don't know why it is for you.
Secondly, you don't really need to a professional to start seeing patterns in people's behavior. I can easily see where this person's coming from. I think they honestly have a pretty point here.
No. 245361
>>245358Oh, shit, I've been lurking onion threads for a while but never heard that.
My mistake.
No. 246296
>>245731Because onision is soooooooo famous and gets so many views lol. What were we saying about glass houses earlier again? Sad thing is onion is actuslly still trying and not getting super famous out of it.
P.S. Fred is 10x the man you'll ever be, onion.
No. 246438
>>246296So true, only reason he gets any views/subs near where he does nowadays compared to his shit before is because now he uses major clickbait titles/thumbnails with boobs for views. So yet another reason he's a sad, sad hypocritical loser.
>>245768He's terribly unfunny and racist as always and thinks being edgy = instant comedy classic. Unfortunately nobody told him it's 2016 and nobody gives a fuck.
>>246005kek, yeah he's never once mentioned listening to Nirvana. I think he's trying to look hip now with his shitty new haircut that makes him look older and weirder.
No. 246754
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No. 246758
>>246749I wouldn't trust this dumbass with regular scissors.
>>246754He looks like he has hepatitis.
No. 246759
>>246758Jaundice isn't always caused by hepatitis.
Wouldn't surprise me if he has Gilbert's syndrome, like why not? Why not another faulty gene on top of all the other fucked up things about him.
No. 246764
>>246742He seems like he low-key thinks he's just as good as a hairdresser bc "not a real profession" or some faceass comment like that. Every single one of those sections were directed unevenly.
I love he has it all slicked back which is better because he has ugly fucking hair, and then just shoves it in front of his face and he looks like Benjamin Button in his safe-rebellious middle school stage. He's looking fucking weathered.
better than the chubby college drop out look he had previously.
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He's hiding his mole.
No. 246785
I can't shake the idea that Onision is an autogynephile/wants to be a woman but knows he can never be a biological woman, so he abuses women because they have what he doesn't. And he hates them for it. Can't decide whether he wants to 'fuck them, kill them, or be them', as a blog says.
https://gendertrender.wordpress.com/2014/02/09/fuck-you-kill-you-or-be-you/Anyone else get that sort of vibe from him?
My ex was like that and something about Onision reminds me of him.
No. 246799
He went on an atni-make up rampage on Twitter again, saying if you wear it your self esteem is non-existent. Does he even care that Lain is wearing make up? S/he must be feeling like shit reading such tweets.
Then again, of course he doesn't care/enjoys doing it, it's Greggles after all.
Needless to say all of this is coming from a stinking greasy hypocrite who has used make up himself combined with 1000 of filters.
>>246785Going to read that blog. I have never thought about him possibly wanting to be a woman, though.
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>>246799Gurgs is just trying to tell the world he's obviously not proud of his face, have low self-esteem/no confidence, and that he's ugly.
No. 246808
>>246799That blog isn't about onision it just snarkily responds to the actions of transpeople (and their allies). It's run by a radical feminist, I think, so the content and comments are from a radical feminist perspective so if that isn't your bag then you'd be better off finding a right-wing blog that mocks genderists (Steven Crowder on youtube has a few funny videos and I believe he is conservative).
The blog published article about Stefonknee a while ago exposing him as a fetishist and revealing that he was in a sexual relationship with his 'adopted dad'.
https://gendertrender.wordpress.com/2015/11/29/transwoman-stefonknee-wolscht-lives-life-as-a-six-year-old-girl/ Basically it's filled with articles transwomen would rather people not pay attention to.
No. 246815
>>246808Haha, I read it. It's fairly interesting - I'm sure there's going to be a lot I don't agree with and things I do agree with, so a fun read. Thanks for sharing, anon!
Gosh, I remember reading about the "6 year old wanna-be" but I never knew this came out of it!
But back to Greggles, I am trying to picture him as female. Same attitude, same features, just more female. It's such a cringeworthy thought, kek. But you never know what truly goes on in that screwed up head of his, it wouldn't surprise me if that were one of his thoughts. Through the years of following his trainwreck of a life I've pretty much learned that there's nothing that could really come as a surprise anymore when it comes to him.
No. 246848
>>246799oh I'm sure he knows that this shit upsets his wife. They have twitter fights all the time.
Funny thing though is onion also wears a fuckton of makeup. So he mustn't like his face either, and obviously hasn't got any natural beauty. lol.
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lol this was posted on /r/cringeanarchy with the title 'Onision in a nutshell"
No. 247295
>>246785My assumption would just be that his weird girlfetish is somewhat a consequence of his narcissism.
It's not really that uncommon for narcissists to fixate on weird things - it's a defense mechanism cause they have shit self-esteem, and so they attribute their personal feelings of worthless to characteristics. Essentially "being male" isn't something he could ever be personally responsible for, so he can use it as a way to cope with a damaged ego while maintaining a superiority complex.
I mean, he probably has other issues too. But narcissism seems to be at the root of his personality, and beyond that there's just a laundry list of other ways he's fucked up.
No. 247660
>>247229Gerg I know you're anti-intellectual and knowing things
triggers you.
But please learn what accentuating means. It might just put a grey in your black and white.
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If one wears nail polish they also must not be proud of their finger nails since that's covering it up, riiiight?
No. 247706
>>247705Excellent point; you'd think he'd be
for circumcision, as it would reveal more of his magnificent dick at all times.
No. 247707
>>247706>>247705Anons…You're killing me. I thought about circumcision as soon as I read
>>247705This is also why he's pro shaving. It reveals more thus making
the penetration deeper.
I still can't believe he said that in a serious manner.
No. 247765
>>247667Guess Onison must be downright disgusted with his own body since he constantly covers it up with clothes!
Because nobody ever uses makeup or fashion as a manner of positive self-expression, that'd be just ridiculous.
No. 247849
>>247706but the foreskin is part of the dick
removing part of the dick would reveal less of the dick, since there would be less dick
No. 247887
>>247706removing the foreskin causes the penis to actually not have as much "room," to become erect, so it "shortens," the penis.
Just an fyi. I get where you're coming from, though.
No. 247930
>>247929With pubic hair trimming you increase the depth of penetration, that's just how it is.
- Plato
No. 248120
>>248116FUCK. Bless you genius anon.
I just spit out my coffee from laughter, this is perfect.
No. 248186
>>248116hahaha that was awesome!
>>247998agreed. love that video too, describes my reaction to most of onion's content
No. 248209
>>248182Also, his description of how
sex -should- be for most people is so fucking creepy.
No. 248275
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kek
No. 248306
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>>248275Why doesn't he use Taylor's foundation? They're about the same skin tone is necks are any indicator.
No. 248314
>>248312men need better coverage.
'covergirl don't cover boy'
No. 248411
>>248410Yup. And his annoying ass gay sarcastic voice is so grating. And that wig makes him look like a fucking male stripper.
Also he's such a hypocrite in so many ways.
Kek @ him calling shane fake
Shane is an interesting case these days but Onision can't call anyone fake
No. 248412
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ew
No. 248418
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No. 248512
>>248412I really wanted this shirt too, but now that I've seen it on onion, I think I can go without. Thanks onion for curbing my clothes addiction.
>>248418lol this needs to be spread around like the plague. what an awful person.
No. 248660
>>248629Yeah it's the old "Buffalo Bill your Ex" trick where you let your ex know if only they had stayed with you they would have been wearing your skin as a suit by now.
Poor Billie. Mourning must be so real.
No. 248767
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They're so right for each other.
No. 248909
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>>248402Interesting screen from mom's twitter, considering how much he shits on Shane. I have been digging more into her background as of late, even asked for a redpilling by DSSCTM on that subject. Digging around produced this, which is damn interesting since it appears she is just as insecure as her kid about relationships.
https://web.archive.org/web/20120716063625/http://psychicsuntiger.blogspot.com/ No. 248942
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>>248921Dude, her twitter is fucking goldmine of lulz and embarrassment. Read this from bottom to top for full keks:
http://www.tweettunnel.com/tamijjacksonWho the fucks mother has a relationship with their son like this? Even the weirdest people I know are still on normal terms with their parents and don't have this bizarre, hyper protective, quasi-romance with them. She'll fucking go apeshit on even fans of his if they say something she perceives as negative, and the apologize afterward. Pic related. Passive aggressive much? She'll even say publicly he's a disappointment, and then later go on to praise his stupid ass when he says he'll buy her a house if he "gets rich"…what a fucking materialistic cunt. I cannot believe that I'm subtly defending this asshole but Jesus FUCKING christ…30 and he still puts up with this…man oh man.
No. 248951
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This is just too fucking rich. I got a few more screen grabs I'll post.
No. 248963
>>248959and why in that one does she act like a fucking vampire when shes like 50 or something?
speaking of, i would love to see someone do a reading of her stupid vampire books the way gines did one of her sons insipid 'novel'.
No. 248971
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>>248970I'm reading it now and I think most of the book is just going to be lusting after vampire dick. Her main character is named Ravena Doomlah ffs.
No. 248974
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>>248971>blue green eyes>goth, muscular, masculine>pretty much an irl vampireShe is literally trying to describe this guy kek. A shame because I love Type O and the last thing I want is stupid Twilight tier shit associated with their music.
No. 248975
>>248971This needs to be a banner.
Shit, at least she can correctly punctuate, unlike her brain dead fartnugget of a son.
No. 248982
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HAHAHA fucking shilling her blog and screen names in her own book i really buy this laughable shit oh my god
No. 249075
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Trouble in the sack, Gerggles?
No. 249088
>>249075eww that must be so humiliating for Lainey to have your own bf post that kinda shit, even if he's not talking about Lainey specifically, it still kinda points toward her so idk how she goes along with it.
SELF DIGNITY LAINEY, FIND SOME!
No. 249111
>>249075This is 100% about plank. I cant imagine her doing anything just from seeing the relationship dynamic and her "personality"
But Adrienne was a pro at sucking dick and he hated that too. He really is a piece of shit.
No. 249240
>>249195What if he's the one telling her to post it to just stir more drama? At first when I thought about it I said to myself, well well, look at Plank, at least one of his partners is standing up to him while still being in the relationship…but the the more I thought about how passive she is…Like she barely has the willpower to look alive in their videos…The more I thought maybe this is Gergarmel's doing.
I can buy it.
immature horse Onion laughter Let's do this Lainey, it's going to look so dramatic
huehrhrhrThe again, why would he want that, right. They're going to get divorced, we all know it's only a matter of time and in his typical fashion he's going to probably slander her and want as many fanbots on his side as possible.
So, I guess regardless of how you spin it, Plan's a moron.
No. 249246
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Remember when Onision wasn't an insufferable narcissistic cheating lying deluded cunt? Nope, me neither.
No. 249261
>>249250He tries to make all the groups that don't include him look bad - women, gay people, non vegans, whatever - and it's so transparent and embarrassing. He will kick off about the dumbest of things as long as they can never be applied to him.
If he was in the gaming crowd, he would have posted a dumbass video about people who make fun of games or something. When something he is included in gets dragged, he's the first to whine and cry and go on twitter rants.
No. 249262
>>249246I honestly want the opportunity to just sit opposite him for half an hour and do my best to make him comprehend that he isn't clever, funny or unique.
He's so stupid that he doesn't even realise it. He's one of those people that think they're actually really smart and enlightened and have discovered secrets to life that normal people haven't.
No. 249264
>>249262Oh no, Anon – you're wrong! You don't know anything about him! You only see what he lets you see!!
And Lainey hates you.
Looks smug No. 249287
>>249276Given all the legitimately shitty but also real and proven things we can insult gerg over, that's pretty childish and weak anon.
>>249262How brain wouldn't even register it, it's out of his comprehension.
No. 249432
>>249340Aren't these tards living in the same house? Why do they communicate through Twitter?
I get the YouTube videos (sort of) displaying their dysfunctional marriage, but this communication or miscommunication through Twitter is very confusing to me.
No. 249645
>>249508"Google's"
Barf. Onion is so fucking stupid.
No. 249671
>>249669I always start hysterically laughing when it comes to the "Onision editing" part. Such an attention whore he is.
The only good thing about this video is that he looks real. No caked make up, no 1000 of filters.
No. 249729
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Is this his black/white thinking at work again? The dog still needed to be saved. I hate when people do something good and there's that one douchebag screaming "BUT WHAT ABOUT". & for all he knows,people saving that dog were vegan themselves.
( the clip attached is two people saving a dog from a dumpster )
No. 249780
>>249776They just forget to feed it until it dies.
They also put a turtle under a plastic container on an already warm day and when it dies, they post a sad picture gazing at the now empty terrarium of the lost soul Reptar. Then they post the container too.
They kill a deer while speeding to their ( now ) ex while still being married and make remarks about the deer flying around in thousand pieces.
If someone saves a dog, however, they cry about all those cows.
If you think all of this is vile and disgusting you're the problem, not them.
- Gergless logic
No. 249884
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We can tell Gergles, we can tell.
>>249875Not the same anon as
>>249863, but who knows what went on in that house. I think a lot of us would prefer it to be just a rumour, but who really knows with this guy.
No. 249885
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No. 249893
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>>249884Is he trying to pretend he's Jay Gordon now?
No. 249900
>>249884he confuses me so much
is he wearing make up no to somehow make fun of the people that got on his ass about what he was saying about girls wearing make up? its so convoluted
No. 249965
>>249884Aw he mad that Lamey took more time to get ready than he did when they had some important place to be…
Iunno tho maybe if he spent a bit more time on his makeup and getting a foundation that matches he wouldn't look like shite. maybe. you know what they say about putting lipstick on pigs.
No. 250158
>>250015to me lainey looks like apebottom
sorry if i offended any apes im sorry didn't mean to
No. 250220
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Taylor on Billie's younow.
No. 250269
>>250106Something about his lips make me shudder. They're so creepy looking, even without makeup. With makeup, they're even creepier.
I don't know why.
No. 250668
>>249885Some people don't drink though. Some people go to mass instead. Or eat corned beef. Oh right he has problems with those things too.
Onion is just allergic to fun.
No. 250753
>>250720He's from trashy redneck land. His mom got prosecuted for having chickens, he starved a chicken to death, his dad may have molested him but since he was raised as an indigo child, he is super special.
He's so fucking ignorant that he thinks that Europe isn't a part of the western world and thinks evolution is racist. I might be projecting cause I'm Murican and I think this asshole is the most ignorant motherfucker that has been produced.
>>250106Is he slowly becoming trans? When will he become the next Chris-Chan? What will his medallions consist of?
No. 250771
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Kek.
No. 250882
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>>250753My favourite thing about the "Europe isn't in the west" debacle was that all he had to do was google "why is the west called the west" and he would have gotten a comprehensive explanation of why both America and Europe are included despite their geographical distance. It's not like it's one of those topics where you need a PHD and seven years study to understand. He's constantly online, why can't he just google shit before he talks?
No. 250938
>>250869>>250872Its supposed to be based on oniisan? GROSS but unsurprising
Go suck a dick Greg
No. 250941
God, I took an afternoon nap and I dreamt that Lainey had gone on full lesbian (and dropped the fakeboy act), was going to runaway with her new girlfriend and me (i was just their friend), and we were sneaking on Grease, who was sleeping. He woke up and everyone froze when he noticed what was going on, so Lainey tried to hit him with a baseball bat. It didn't work, so she tricked him into thinking she was going to stay, and when they went to the pool, she drowned him.
It was pretty graphic and creepy, but lord, I kinda wish this could happen.
Sage for OT.
No. 250953
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I just found this in a popular JoJo Facebook group.
What an insult to Johnny.
No. 250988
>>250220Lainey has been acting creepy as fuck with Billie since the massage incident. She keeps stalking her, posting shit about how she misses her and still "loves" her and can't stop thinking about her all over Tumblr and Twitter with vague posts.
They met a total of two times in person, not spending longer than a few days together at most… yet Lainey can't stop thinking about her, she's the female version of Gergles in all honesty when it comes to fawning over teenage girls. I'm honestly not surprised she's turned out this way considering Greg has been the only person influencing her since she was a teenager herself.
No. 251028
>>250984Stopping by before bed to see how sour the milk's gotten for this dickhead, and wow. Gotta love that slight at the end directed right the fuck at me. I will say this, at least I never stooped to such a level of indignity as to literally debate a fucking filthy SOCK out sheer butthurt. It's amazing too because after those insipid "debates" he actually had the balls to say he had some bizarre ass respect for me because I actually went ahead with it and debated him…that shit goes right on the pile of "things I still can't seem to get about this guy".
People all over wanted me to do videos still after I said I've stopped with video responses when he announced he cheated on his wife with that horrendous scene girl. I watched it because no one would pay much attention and I got about 30+ messages a day on the subject. Not shocked from what I saw to be frank, I called something like that happening the moment he married Laineyboy. It's so fucking vindicating to be that god damn right it's almost boner inducing, kek.
For the sake of this forum and thread, I'll bite and give a couple cents worth on it since I'm tired and hungover on medication after a shitty fucking asthma attack because fuck pollen. All I can really say about that video is it's fucking mental that he went in front of one million subscribers to tell his bullshit tale of infidelity knowing that his wife couldn't argue with those numbers. He did it solely because she'd automatically be in a losing position with his fanbase if she said anything about it, which is beyond fucked up to do to a person you claim you "love". That would be like me taking the videos of a fight I had over skype with my partner almost four years ago and uploading them with a biased story of what happened, simply to spin the narrative in my favor and away from being in hers when in truth it was ME being the fucking asshole the entire time. If a relationship gets to that point, you can rest assured it is totally devoid of anything anywhere close to "love", and is just two people going through the motions biding their time until an inevitable divorce, or just a flat out murder/suicide. That sort of shit is just fucking insane. Someone really needs to smash all of his electronic devices that he can access the internet with and chain him to a fucking basement wall or something because my God does he just abuse the fucking shit out of his platform for this crap. All this dumbass kids who watch his videos are starting to think this is an okay way to behave. When I was going to therapist for my bipolar disorder I was amazed to find out that a HUGE portion of the psychology community is totally aware of this fuck and the effect his content has on shaping the views of, mostly, depressed teens completely to the negative.
It's also funny that his major digs at people are coming now AFTER my 'retirement' of sorts, like he's just testing the waters to see if it's safe to come out and be a completely uneducated motherfucking cunt again. Everything he does himself, he hates in others like he's the only one allowed to be doing whatever the fuck it is he's currently crying about…lol. Anyway, I'll probably drop by again later and shoot the shit or whatever. I need sleep.
No. 251084
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>>250953I'm calling the fucking police.
No. 251087
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>>250953NOT MY HUSBANDO
DELETE THIS
No. 251089
>>251079I don't believe so. I think he'd have lost his shit over it already if he had.
>>251085What do you think? He couldn't resist giving me a shoutout in that Youtubers I Hate video lol.
No. 251177
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>>239236Do you guys think Lainey is pregnant and that's why she's staying with him? Most people don't want to eat while nauseous unless it's morning sickness
No. 251269
>>251265I think billie and lainey are equally as unattractive.
and then onision is even more unattractive than both of them. Beyond unattractive. We all know that though.
No. 251271
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No. 251272
>>251270She looks dead inside.
Also going on "dates" with him looks absolutely miserable.
No. 251280
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>>251271He has such a weird cuntface, he'll end up looking like this, I guarantee it.
No. 251351
>>251316https://mobile.twitter.com/imMayaFizzy/status/710247800748036098You couldn't follow simple directions. It's still there. You don't need to be such a angry butt muncher. Billie liked it.
Billie also started to follow dontstandsoclosetome.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Billiedawnwebb/followingLainey saying she had to open it to "unfan" Billie. Thing is from what people said she was there the whole thing.
https://mobile.twitter.com/laineybot/status/710876705246740480Screenshots are in the thread still. So now you can stfu and bitching.
No. 251363
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>>251276PLEASE DON'T KILL IT GERGLE
I HAVE AN IMMENSE SOFT SPOT FOR GUINEA PIGS
No. 251388
>>251316Yep, you're definitely retarded.
>>251351Cheers anon, I didn't feel like dignifying their lazy ass with shit that's still on their accounts.
No. 251391
>>251324No, and I honestly couldn't give a flying fuck if you didn't want to take my word for it. Even with the instructions from other anons how to find them, you failed to execute them.
You do know you have to be over 18 to post on this site, right? So you're either retarded and don't know how to use a computer or you're a whiny brat who thinks everyone else should serve on them hand and foot.
No. 251395
>>251391Stop it. %99 of the time links to twitter or blogs is only needed in the OP post. After that it's highly recommended to screen cap because, as others have said, people delete shit.
Put in the effort to prnt+scrn it (literally one button) or just shut the fuck up. You make it sound like we're fucking crucifying you for asking you to do the same thing everyone else on this board does.
No. 251414
>>251404If your on mobile replying it's hard to post pictures because the site isn't 100% mobile friendly. Chill the fuck out people.
If you can't find it asap then either scroll the thread of go to the Anti-O blogs. If your that freaking pissed you don't want to open a link then learn to live without and don't comment. The thread is too long to scroll through… Oh well it's a thread.
Get back on topic.
No. 251763
>>251414Exactly!
We're not the only people out there covering this shit already, the anti-o blogs are much more on top of this than we all are or could ever be.
Stop making a fucking joke out of yourselves for stumbling into a random Onision thread and thinking that it's the same as every other lolcow's thread on here, he's probably the most scrutinized of them all.
No. 251769
Next time you wanna complain about how it's more "helpful to YOU" being on mobile, all those sites listed here
>>251768 are mobile-friendly.
This site is NOT mobile-friendly.
You all have no excuses whatsoever to check them out for yourselves, next time you want to see a screenshot or need some help finding something - don't respond to someone in a fucking disrespectful manner.
We're here to shit on Onison, not on each other… if you can't control yourselves GTFO.
No. 251817
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m i d l i f e c r i s i s
No. 251826
>>251817T O P C U C K
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This nigga is turning into vid related.
No. 251834
>>251824He secretly wants to be a woman.
But he also hates actual women.
He is trying to play it off as ironic, but he enjoys putting makeup on his face.
No. 251839
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Pander to 12 year olds harder, Onion
No. 251841
>>239236I feel so bad for their child(ren)?
I'm so confused by the number of kids they have, I remember reading something or watching something where Lainey says she has "the kids" but I thought her and onion only had one?? Did she have a child in her previous relationship??
Either way onion and Lainey are immature, unstable, and childish, and their children will have to deal with that and I feel so sorry for them.
No. 251895
>>251839He's gonna homeschool his kids, isn't he?
oh dear.
No. 251931
>>251895I can't wait for teacher Greg.
In Geography, the kid can learn about how Europe is not part of the western world. In English, he can learn how to write shitty stories with Mary Sue characters. In Science, he can refute evolution because "chimps still exist, guys!!" and learn about how desert-dry vaginas are. It'll be great. That kid is gonna be SO educated.
No. 251934
>>251931Gurg's English Lesson 1:
Remember kids, use 'LITERALLY' in every fucking sentence
No. 251974
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Dude buddy has lost his mind he is dressing like a woman. I can hear Filthy Frank yelling about the cancer this guy is made up of. vomits from so much cancer in the image
No. 251982
>>251959Pot meet kettle. Also, he's only butthurt because he wanted to get views from working with Shane and Shane realized Onion was crazy and dipped out. Kek.
>>251974He wants attention in any way possible as per usual. Shock value has always been Onion's shtick. I mean there's a video of him making out with a toilet for fucks sake:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mUU_LS7kII No. 252108
>>252107*delusional whore
fix'd
No. 252228
>>252107He laughs at himself much more than anyone else.
Gross.
No. 252231
>>252228His narcissm really shows up on that one.
Also his own jokes that he laughs at are: Cuddling referred as cheating (reference to what he did with Billie and it was way more than that) and calling Lainey a delusional whore "joke".
Absolutely disgusting.
No. 252276
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No. 252361
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>>252276>I'm doing a project on being married to trashFucking savage
No. 252401
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Who is he suppose to be? Besides stupid.
No. 252427
>>252401oh my god he's SOOOO desperate for Billie to care
what the fuck is he still doing married to his wife, if all he wants to do is fuck wouldn't it be so much easier to just do that and save face from fucking around while still married??
No. 252450
>>252399He is so bitter that his channel is losing popularity.
He is growing more salty every day…and the best thing…all these youtubers ignore him like the trash he is.
No. 252518
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>>252402funny and accurate~
No. 252715
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>>252514Both, anon. Both.
No. 252941
File: 1459065317127.png (14.59 KB, 514x94, shit.png)
Onion teaches us all about how the digestive system works. Since he's going to spend all day editing videos, happy Easter anon!
No. 252944
>>252941Okay tbh though I was vegetarian for years and when I started eating meat again I realized that for so long my poops weren't too stinky and I could fart anywhere without a noticeable smell. Now everything that comes out of my butt smells like, well, dead things.
Or maybe just being vegetarian really does make you think that your shit don't stink.
No. 253080
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>>252993I don't want this image in my head.
No. 253177
>>252944my farts were the absolute worst when i was vegetarian, but hey, different body chemistries etc.
onion just thinks his shit doesn't stink. like ever.
No. 253202
>>253185Yo Greg is a nauseating creep, but I think Lainey also has some fetishes relating to submission and since she has never navigated an adult relationship before she has no clue how to negotiate it and set healthy boundaries. Similar to Greg, only he has no interest in respecting his partner and probably gets off on her frustration of having to submit even when she's not interested or aroused in any way.
No judgement on Lainey but it's obvious she was abused as a kid and that's how she may feel "love" or comfort now, and it why she's cool with being in a relationship with him when he does that shit.
No. 253224
>>251974inb4 he claims he's trans to get away from lainey, it's a sure fire way out. "I can't be with her cause my sexuality has changed she wouln't dare cite me for that would she"
meanwhile he is cheating with his remaining fans
No. 253240
>>253228normality dream posts are boring but what the actual fuck anon that's insane
Well done for keeping it brief
No. 254323
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I'm not sure if any anons remember, or were there, but this happened a few years ago.
It has to do with Onions "everything's funny", iz le joke attitude. Gergless is very quick to make fun out of everything or anyone using his 'comedy's comedy' argument.
However, a few years back there was a bit of a bigger move from his forums to the anti-O side,people realizing he was full of shit and such.
There was this one guy who was a long time member of his forums and was on good terms with a lot of posters there, etc. He decided to test this claim of Onion. He made a video where he was basically mocking Gerg and his relationship with Shiloh.
It was a very funny video. He also posted that it's purely for comedic reasons and not at all meant to be offensive.
Guess what happened the next day? He got perma- banned from his forums and the video he made was removed.
Once again proving how two faced he really is. Trichotillomania is a joke, yes, medical conditions in general are a joke…As long as he doesn't have to personally deal with it, then it's funny.
Git fuck'd Gergless.
No. 254339
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>>254323From this tweet's replies it seems like he used photos of a woman with trichotillomania without her permission. His idiot fans are saying it's her fault for watching his videos.
No. 254405
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I skimmed through the thread so my apologies if this was already talked about.
This kinda shit is just so terrible, and what's even worse is that there's a ton of replies from 13 year olds thinking it's the funniest thing ever.
No. 254438
>>254405Cunty McFuccboi. I wish it would do live stand-up in front of actual adults and get publicly shamed.
Though, it doesn't leave the house much, so that's probably already happened, haha.
No. 254494
>>254405Yup, these are all examples of his general two faced cunt-iness.
If any of these things happened to people he supposedly cares about he would lose his shit much like he did when that guy I mentioned made a very innocent video "mocking" him.
No. 254500
>>254495Behind his back, sorry fellow anons, half asleep.
Although with all of that severe bacne he's sporting I'm sure they talked about his back too at one point, kek.
No. 254837
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fucking stubby goddamn fattychan.
Gergless, reaching and trying to find innovative ways to express he'd like to kill all Christians.
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>>254839
No. 255168
>>254948Nah I'll admit, I was 20 when I became a dad. My daughter's going to be eight years old this June. Yes I should've exercised more caution and responsibility but at the same time I don't regret it. The experience forced me to grow up, and grow up fast and it's one of the reasons why I used to a-log about Gurg's parenting skills so badly. You have to mature as person to raise another and YOU MUST be willing to set aside some of the things on the inside that were childish to hold on to. I may dress like, and come of as, a total weirdo online, but outside of the screen I am a totally different person. I don't take shit from people, and I don't fuck around with responsibilities. You honestly wouldn't recognize me if it weren't for the goofy 'goth' shit lol.
My ex and I are separated and we do have personal issues with each other from time to time yes, but even then we still have more observable care for our kid that he does for his. It fucking blows my mind that a guy can be so willing to just give away his child to the point he thinks its a good thing to do so by prenuptial agreement with his wife. That implies he never wanted Troy which shows he has no CLUE how to be a man.
I fought for better custody for a long time and always wound up getting fucked by family courts, and there are THOUSANDS of dad's in my position that know this struggle. Anyone can blow a load and quickly become a father, but it takes years real work to be a DAD. Gurg just wants to give up Troy eventually because Troy is an obstacle to him and it's blatantly obvious. That poor kid is going to grow up as mal-adjusted as his father and it hurts to watch because he didn't deserve a single second of it. His father might be a complete fucking waste of a human being but his son is just a baby, and look at all the shit that has gone on in his world he's not even aware of yet. His childhood is going to be a nightmare :( I wish I could say I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, but they've taken the liberty of doing that for me and I don't even know what to say about that…
No. 255269
>>255268Holy shit. Everything about this is cringeworthy.
>The forced product placement for his wife's clothes>The awful forced-enthusiastic weird sing/rap thing he does>The cringeworthy beat he made on FL studio that sounds like it's from a mall PA system>Those awkward looks into the camera and flexingAmerican Psycho vibes/10
No. 255316
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No shit.
No. 255404
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It's safe to say that I really despise her at this point, she enjoys his abuse - she uses it to fuel her emo appetite for attention. She's seriously as bad as he is and is a really fucking bad role-model for her fans.
Yes, believe it or not - there are women out there that enjoy being abused, it's a rare occurrence but it's still a thing.
No. 255405
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Dammmmnnn, she is aging rapidly for a woman in her early 20's.
I guess their bragging rights for vegetarianism is working out well for both of them, eh?
No. 255408
>>255404>Yes, believe it or not - there are women out there that enjoy being abused, it's a rare occurrence but it's still a thingI don't know, dude (since you're probably a guy.) I've been in an abusive relationship before. I was 16, he was much older, and I constantly blamed myself and no matter what my friends and family told me, I was convinced we were ~perfect~ and ~meant to be.~
I didn't enjoy being abused, but I let it happen because I truly didn't know any better. I may be naive for hoping that Lainey is in the same boat, because I want to believe one day she will wake up and walk out of his life, like I did.
But she's already in her twenties and with a kid. I know a woman who had three children with her extremely abusive (now ex) husband and was still able to walk away and escape, but I'm scared for Lainey– I'm scared she's going to be with Gergles for the rest of her miserable life.
Sorry for blogging, I just don't know any women that I truly believe enjoy being abused. Maybe I haven't met them yet. Rather, I think it's the only thing they know and they don't have the courage to leave. They eventually believe they deserve abuse. But I don't think they enjoy it, and I hope Lainey will one day drop the tumblr enabling bullshit, take the kid, and leave Onion behind.
No. 255410
>>255405Yeah looks like a total hag doesn't she?
Ffs she looks her age, I don't know what the fuck you are taking to see otherwise.
No. 255411
>>255408I'm sorry you suffered, anon. I'd like to post more about this. I've been in shitty relationships but at some point in time you realize you're in a shitty relationship and are just embarassed by that shit.
He "naked body massaged," her girlfriend. Kicked her out of the house and according to her, "threw her away." She took him back and now goes to date nights which he records and uploads to his speaks channel.
Buy his wife's poshmark shit so she can hire a lawyer and get away from him.
No. 255448
>>255440I was told not to get into a relationship with my abusive ex. Everyone told me how messed up he was and how horrible a person he was. I didn't believe them because of how nice he was to me. He wasn't horrible. When he was abusive he twisted it around in such a way that made me feel like the abusive one for even standing up for myself. It's not as simple for a victim of abuse to turn around and say "Yeah, my husband domestically abuses me." It's certainly not likely in the slightest for a person to turn around and say "Yeah, my husband domestically abuses me. AND I LIKE IT"
Remember she's been in this relationship since she was like 17 (?) That's 4 years of being moulded into the perfect little punching bag. 17 is definitely not old enough to understand that someone you look up to and find funny on the internet is actually abusive and toxic.
She also has a child with him, think of how much he probably used the "think about the baby" card when he was sucking up her ass to get her to stay with him.
No. 255465
>>255448You also forget she got him to stupidly sign a witnessed paper that her and Selena have a house he pays for and other things so that she doesn't loose out the prenup. I personally don't think she is all that stupid.
As far as her las ex whom she dated and plan to marry after college. She posted comments of him being "abusive." From what he said she basically got obsessed with him and eventually just left him for onion out of the blue.
The guy has some right to be bitter and angry.
He also mentioned in high school she liked to mess with other girls then dump them quickly.
She was bi before the relationship. Claimed to be straight pre marriage/ during. Then magically bi again.
I don't think she is stupid or hasn't learned to maniplulate back like he does. I think she knows what to do to get sympathy and is very manipulative as much as he is. If anything Onision taught her his own tactics and she uses them better.
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No. 255503
>>255477In an old video they put it together before their kid was old enough and doing stupid stuff on it.
Also, doesn't anyone find it weird Lainey wants to be referred as to them/they? I try to wrap my head around that since those are plural terms you use them for multiple people. Isn't that a round about way of saying you have multiple identities?
Just my opinion but proper term for non bias term would be it. Because it has no gender context. Then again agender and non-bionary don't make a whole lot of sense to me. You aren't fluid you are just a girly guy or a tomboy girl. Doesn't make you a guy or girl to like certain things. Humans created masculine and feminine context to things.
No. 255536
>>255503they/them can be used singularly in regular english.
ex. "my friend is coming over, they will be here soon." vs. "bob is coming over, he will be here soon."
friend replaces bob but doesn't express if bob is a girl or a boy, therefore you use they to express that it's a person.
No. 255598
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>>255596Who do you think…
Also, why can't he ever get over this chick? They never even dated and he's more butthurt over her than he was over Shiloh.
No. 255599
>>255598I meant from the pool of still active Youtubers, Minx has been off the radar for quite a while.
I'm not sure what his fascination with her is. Big tits, popular cash cow, got away from him = must be it? I bet he still angrily faps over her in his hours long daily showers.
No. 255600
>>255599Thaaaats an image I didn't need :)
But I guess you're right. I don't know about active YouTubers but if he's still into the goth thing there are people like ReeRee Phillips and ToxicTears he'd go after just because they're into that subculture I guess. He's only into it for the looks anyway.
No. 255606
>>255600Hehe, sorry ( but it's true, he's probably doing it right now ).
I had Lilly Singh in mind for some reason. Little older than his "target demographic", but she is: extremely popular, vegetarian, a virgin.
I do think he fantasises about being with someone who's really popular as that would draw in more attention and feed his narcissism. Plainbud's going to get old fast.
No. 256013
>>255908I love how he's using a projector, since he's fucking projecting his own insecurities.
Also, he can't let Dawson go.
JUST. LET. IT. GO. Fuck.
No. 256026
>>256013lmao
shane dawson doesnt even give a fuck about him too, thats funny
No. 257026
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No. 257116
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Let's edgelord and cosplay until a fan gives him an animu that might relate to him being retarded.
No. 257213
>>257212My first thoughts as well.
He is really trying to play up to young girls to seem cool and younger. Unfortunately, he forgot that he's not attractive.
No. 257267
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Inb4 Onision is going trans
No. 257407
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>>257342no idea but it sure is fun
sage for ot
No. 257704
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Onision gets my vote for most pathetic lolcow.
No. 257706
>>257668Fucking brilliant!
>>257704Because that's how the world works, in black and white. You either like me 100 % or you don't like me at all. Usually people are capable of not liking something while still being a fan. If anything, that's a healthy pov.
Greggles, at 30 y of age, doesn't understand that and because he doesn't, he's spreading that close minded destructive mentality to his 12 year old impressionable lolcattle.
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>>257706>>257704Adding: I went to read the comments and thank fuck there's some of these.
There's lolcattle agreeing with him too, but far more seem to get it.
I especially love the 'Manipulation at it's finest', because that's exactly what it is.
No. 257726
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Oh the irony.
No. 257762
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ew
No. 257815
>>255908Ugh he thinks he's Freelee.
I guess he's seen her success as a controversial youtuber and wants a bit of that again. But the difference being that Freelee actually has a message, it won't work if you're just randomly laughing at youtubers who don't even give a shit about you, Onion-san.
No. 257821
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>>257228>Good thing he didn't go for the original onetrue, that would have been weird
No. 257908
>>257814>>They're both really weird.Yes, thank you for being the most observant person in this whole thread so far.
I'm really fucking sick and tired of anons in here defending Lainey like she's some weak, never-do-wrong martyr of Onision's abusive nature.
She's a fucking freak, she's honestly fucked up in the head. She is practically obsessed with Onision to the point of it being a huge mental health issue and they've both been nurturing those mental health issues for what… 3 years now?
He basically picked up a random obsessed fan off the internet without knowing anything about her, and married it in less than six months.
She knows exactly what she got into, she knew everything regarding his past-relationship record, she was also a verbally abusive cunt to every one of his exes.
Is it because she's a young woman that some anons here feel the need to defend her and be all up her ass?
The only smart partners he had were Skye and Adrienne, and they got the fuck out of there as soon as they got the chance. Otherwise, Shiloh and Taylor are just as much of lunatics as Greg is.
No. 257936
>>257746He's trying so hard to be controversial and gain views it's pathetic. Don't get me wrong - being pathetic is how Gregless spends most of his days, but this is just extra pathetic.
>>257762I'm joining this anon
>>257912 in vomiting, big bucket needed.
>>257908There's a few of us who dislike Plank for the way she behaves. They
are both fucked up.
>>257908 No. 257990
>>257988& the meltdown he had over AJ. It's like he's projecting so hard & trying to make himself feel better over his own failures. Like the ghost shit, if anyone remembers.
He used to be hardcore into ghosts and believed he had special powers and a few years later he made a video mocking the subject to vent his own frustrations.
No. 258003
>>257996Sexual content, suggestive but without nudity and around 1:19.
In the comment box I wrote how this isn't appropriate for his impressionable demographic.
No. 258048
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>>258042Was Greg such a special little boy that his mom never taught him to chew with his mouth shut? Disgusting.
No. 258156
>>257940I reported it for harassment and abusive content since he
is bullying people wi his videos. It's a lot easier to do on mobile.
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Yeah, okay. This was definitely not posted for attention. Nope, couldn't have been. Riiiiiiiiight.
No. 258199
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This one of course takes the cake.
No. 258201
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No. 258242
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>>257994>>258241Shiloh posted this a day later. I think she's the only person he's ever dated that was just as deceptive as he was.
No. 258252
>>258242Not to excuse any of what she did, but she was pretty young, and the main way he could get a young girl would be going after someone unstable and unsupervised like Shiloh or sneaking behind her parent's back like with Lainey. Seriously, I know Shiloh had a career but where the hell was her family when everything was falling apart? I think it was pretty obvious from the start she had some serious problems. Again, that doesn't make her behaviour any more acceptable–but it also makes Greg creepy for enabling her so much as a grown man.
Clearly he learned his lesson from that, though. His relationship with Lainey isn't a happy one, but there aren't any rainbows and stolen images of miscarriages and the like.
No. 258273
>>258252>>Seriously, I know Shiloh had a career but where the hell was her family when everything was falling apart?Yanno, it should start to become mandatory for anons who know nothing about Onion's fucking circus to start reading previous threads and use the ctrl+f function to find the answer to what they're looking for.
That question has been asked like half a dozen times now, and because some anons can't be fucking bothered to do their own research (especially when it's presented for them in plain sight on this board anyway) it leads to them pussying out, relying on their own assumptions and defending the actions of his exes and attacking other anons who declare they feel his exes are just as much of a lolcow as Gurg is.
No. 258274
>>258242Shiloh was a pathological liar, she would make up shit after arguments with Gurgles in desperate attempts to get him to stay with her, which is why it was so difficult to restrain her from going back to him every time.
Lainey seeks attention from Onion in more passive ways, appealing to his desires and accepting of his fantasies (even if they don't include her) in an attempt to keep him.
They're both fucked up, insane and obsessive fans who will believe anything he says or tells them. He walked all over Shiloh and he's walked all over Lainey, the only thing that seperates them both is their personalities.
It's basically the equivalent of Justin Bieber picking out a random Belieber off the internet to fuck and enjoying the extra factor that they will be utterly devoted to him no matter how badly he treats them, and no matter what shitty things he's done in general.
No. 258450
>>258253>I don't excuse the shitty parenting that allowed a pedo to get with a rising teenage rock starhonestly you can be a great mother but as long as you raise a kid in a normal social environment, and not idk isolate them completely in bumfuck nowhere homeschooling banned tv etc, there's always a possibility of this happening. we live in a culture where people like gurgoyle are glorified. guy literally tells fans to fuck themselves in
>>258201 and they love it. i don't care for shiloh and i think she's fucked too in her own way and there are no good guys in this story, but sad as it is i can't blame her for falling for gurg. this nasty piece of shit is presented like some kind of internet hero and who knows, any random lonely "outsider" teen could find his videos (before finding lolcow) and see all these people worshipping him as an honest, noble non-PC no-nonsense guy and think "oh yeah these ppl must be right this guy is really worth his salt!" and it just goes on like an evil cycle. people love him because everyone else does. parents can't do shit, at least not without alienating a kid and if your kid identifies with gurg in any way chances are he or she is already difficult to deal with
only way this stops is if this guy takes a PR hit so large everyone will hate him on sight. i'm talking like…proper pedo scandal, ian watkins style.
No. 258458
>>258450whats really strange is that Onision has had quite a few 'scandals' much like the recent ones that have blacklisted certain you tubers..and yet no one pays any attention.
Alex Day? Tom Milsom? Edd Plant? Toby Turner? Why is Gerg not on the list
No. 258508
>>258487Nothing happened because AJ said she wasn't raped. She was pressured into it which is still a shitty thing to do. Screaming someone is a rapist when the victim just wants to be left alone and stated otherwise isn't going to work.
If anything, I would think people should just report him like
>>258003 If his video gets a mature rating, he can't monetize on the video? I'd like to see Greg being forced to back to saying fluck just so he can get money.
No. 258520
>>258499So him shitting his pants like that over a situation he imposed on himself isn't a meltdown? Lel.
>>258508True, but I think what was even worse is he tried to justify it the way rape apologists do, as well as tried to justify absolutely shitting on her publicly through all of his major social media. He's a fucking baby when it comes to handling breakups, he always has to "win" them e_e
No. 258572
>>258534In all fairness, he titled his video biggest meltdowns too and almost no one in the video was screaming or throwing shit around, just crying.
>>258487The biggest thing ( the only one that actually had an impact? ) that I personality remember happening was when we were sending e-mails to get him b& from vidcon. Too bad it wasn't enough for anything major to come out of it.
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No. 258579
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I haven't checked his FB in a while but it's nice to know he's still getting love there.
No. 258584
>>257709You're just a creep,
your skin makes me cry,
you make this shitstained world a little worse,
no one wishes they were special,
"special" like you.
But you're just a creep, you're just a weirdo,
what the hell are you still doing on Youtube?
You don't belong there.
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No. 258659
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Kek, the top reply. I've no idea who Kalel is, though.
No. 258663
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The second re-tweet he's picking on. Their marriage is so bizarre.
Wife re-tweets, husband immediately posts how stupid it is.
No. 258664
>>258659She's your typical youtuber. Blonde, vegan, can barely comprehend anything over 140 characters. Used to be engaged to smoshanthony. Habitually morphs her entire personality to what or who she thinks is cool.
Basically things onision likes. Vegan, stupid, insecure, and someone to milk for more subscribers.
No. 258675
>>258458>Alex Day? Tom Milsom? Edd Plant? i'm looking these guys up seems like except toby turner they're all on some kind of youtube-music label made by john green's brother.
hank green is behind it all, the filthy pedo
No. 258722
>>258572The anti-o community hasn't done shit. They let an attention whore who claimed she had sent copies of minor's chat logs where Greg cybered them that was being looked into by the FBI 3 years ago.
The vidcon ban was a result of normies seeing Greg's slut shaming videos. Oh a dirty vagina that cannot be raped!
The anti-o community is mostly tumblr based and all they do is fight about Taylor's pronouns.
Posting about how he is a cuck on FB is fun but it still doesn't do shit. Maybe SG827 should tell us why Greg posting all the sexually explicit Andy Nutsack posts should get us to report him for sexual indecency but that guy hasn't posted for two months. This guy is an utter loser, everyone knows that. Most people don't like him and he cheated on his teen bride.
Just wait for him to do something bigger. He is an attention whore and this is going to happen.
No. 258740
>>258201Sorry for my autism, but he does realize that the hippy movement really took up speed in the late sixties and the 70s, right? 1960 was actually a very conservative time period in America.
Not that Onion man would fact check any of his ridiculous opinions, of course.
Also, how are there 2,600 votes on his poll that was only likes 600 times? Hm…
He just keeps getting slimier and more pathetic by the day.
No. 258741
>>258722>They let an attention whore who claimed she had sent copies of minor's chat logs where Greg cybered them that was being looked into by the FBI 3 years ago. Oh gosh, I remember that. What was it, Venita something? Whatever happened with that thing? It all seemed so weird from the get go.
>The anti-o community is mostly tumblr based and all they do is fight about Taylor's pronouns. When I was following the anti-o it was in a group on FB, but that was a few years ago. I rarely look up the anti-o Tumblrs since I don't have an account myself and mostly just forget Tumblr exists.
I reported that video, but it's still not age restricted, so more people have to do it.
>He is an attention whore and this is going to happen.Oh for sure. The older he gets the more bizarre his shit's going to start being, there's no doubt about that.
The only one I feel truly sorry for is the kid.
No. 258889
>>258741The Exposing Onision FB was deleted after the youtube ranter betas complained about them being meanies and making fun of Greg's looks.
>>258821Nothing has been done because it was all a lie.
No. 258909
>>258576He's not even HIDING his disdain for Taylor anymore. Every other tweet is some passive-aggressive dig at her?
>>258663 And more random angry tweets. He really genuinely hates her now.
No. 259013
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This is bizarre. It's literally a shrine to himself.
No. 259041
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>>258916Kek, he can't even shoot a bow right. He's actually afraid of the damn thing which is why he's not even pulling the string back correctly. Either that or he's so weak from being a vegan that the string pressure is just too much.
>>258722Lol, chiilout. My channel isn't about the Duke of Cuckston anymore. I've been working on entire season's worth of new video content reviewing heavy metal albums and I'm also working on and producing a music album. Both of which have engulfed my time. Apologies for the wait, but it is what it is. For my Onion fix I just post here occasionally :P At any rate though, I really shouldn't HAVE to advise people why something like that should be reported lol. His audience is made up of stupid teenagers and prospective future failed relationships, he knows better than to do that sort of thin but he doesn't give a fuck. He'll only give a fuck if his videos as such are reported so he has no choice but modify his only behavior…but then again look how well that's worked so far X_X.
All it's served to do is just reinforce his behavior. In fact any criticism he receives only to make his skull even thicker and in his mind, back up this idea of "I DINDU NUFFIN WRONG, EVER". Still don't get that, or how anyone CAN even get like that.
No. 259047
>>259041It's basically his 'I'm an eternal victim' mentality and narcissism. Pointing out how he's wrong translates into "haters being after him" in his mind so he must be right and therefore pushes his ideas even further.
It's quite tragic how his mind seem to work. Or rather not work.
No. 259049
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Lol, though.
No. 259051
>>259049LEL.
>>259047That is pretty true.
No. 259055
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If we ever start a "best comments posted"..This has to be on the cover.
No. 259731
>>259723Maybe he just didn't want to end up like Dawson, getting mentioned in every video. We don't realistically know what's going on between those two. Cyr did make his fair share of snarky remarks against Onion in the past.
Or, like you said, he could be a famewhore wanting moniez. In any case everything he said in the video about Gergles is true.
No. 259835
>>259772Your post has made me watch his old OnisionSpeaks videos.
Holy shit it's like an archive of videos that prove his hypocrisy.
Recent situation with Lainey and Billy and how he wanted a threesome with them?
Weren't you against threesomes, Gurg?
No. 259908
>>259903I, Gregory Onision, would never have a threesome in my current state of mind.
That means, if you offered me a 3some in any packaging, no matter how attractive it was, I would turn it down because I find that to be degrading.
Degrading in a sense that whoever you're with, that relationship is not as strong as it once was because you just shared something that's suppose to be exclusive with someone else - that being your penis. Dedicating your penis to one person is kind of a big deal to me. Then in short: Insult to a relationship, indication of your own sexual failures, degrading, don't want to be a part of it, turned 3somes down in the past, will never have one.
No. 259922
>>259908Thank you, kind anon.
>>Insult to a relationship, indication of your own sexual failuresLMAO! it's definitely an indication of sexual failures when any kind of sex has any relation to you, Guggles.
No. 260006
>>259922You're welcome, anon! I can understand not wanting to sit through his videos.
As for the situation, he can easily say "well, I changed", but we all know that's not true. He was a dishonest fuck to begin with.
No. 260209
>>259968ewwwwwwwwww
you spend a night with gurg and the day after you wake up covered in pimples because his grease clogged up the pores on your body
No. 260240
>>260233Anything from her ASMR phase is good for a cringe. The newer stuff mostly concerns her missing wallet/daughter. Check her uploads out if you feel like it.
Do you enjoy Eastern European women contorting themselves on bathroom floors? We have just the video for you.
No. 260251
>>260243Loosely followed this drama since I couldn't help but notice threads about it on this site a few times. I still don't get why this kid hasn't gone to the cops or some kind of equivalent authority about this crazy cunt mother of hers. Half of the shit she's done to terrorize her kid and attempt to control her life has got to be totally illegal especially when it came to fucking with her banks/finances/apple accounts (from what I'd read). Isn't this Margot lady still living in Japan pretty much homeless at this point (like from net-cafe to net-cafe like a true weebtaku) after getting her own kid's YouTube shitcanned? I have hardly any clue who Venus really is aside from the little I've read about it here (mainly), but god DAMN do I feel bad for that poor kid.
I mean, to be raised you're entire life to just be an object that your own mother lives vicariously through…and then to start slowly realizing such as a young adult…man…that shit has got to be traumatizing. I can't even begin to imagine what she must be going through right now.
No. 260273
>>260251>I still don't get why this kid hasn't gone to the cops or some kind of equivalent authority about this crazy cunt mother of hers. Authorities in weaboo wonderland are notoriously shitty at dealing with stalker cases. Nobody is going to give a shit about a nutty foreigner chasing after her escaped cash calf.
Also keep in mind that the duo moved across countries six times in the last 8 years (from Switzerland to Tenerife, from Tenerife to England, from England to the Netherlands, from the Netherlands to Japan, from Japan to Korea, from Korea back to Japan). Good luck getting any sort of help when you have to pack your bags and leave every couple of months.
No. 260306
>>259835He reminds me of a teacher I had in school who took a piece of tape, stuck it to our arms one by one and pulled it off while yelling "Do you see what it's doing to the tape? Every time you have sex you get dirtier and dirtier!"
This kind of mentality is idiotic.
No. 260374
>>260273Okay, well that does kind of put a new light on things. Why so many moves? If Gronkenstein has taught us anything moving a lot in a short span of time sometimes= shady AF.
>>260306The fuck kinda school did you go to? Jesus Christ lol.
No. 260380
>>260374I'm not sure why they decided to move to Tenerife of all places, but most of their other moves were related to their quest for fame.
They moved to London because Margo had a friend in the modeling industry who was able to get Venus a contract with her agency, Lethal Models. The agency eventually became bankrupt though, Margo started a bunch of shit with her ex-friend and that was pretty much it.
They didn't move again until after Venus briefly went to Japan to model cheap tacky clothes from a former sex-shop run by a man who is well known in the internet for being a despicable creep (Google Bodyline Mr. Yan if you want to know more). Afterwards Venus made a truth video about the incident accusing the man of having tried to wife her, as well as complaining about the generally shitty treatment she received. Mr. Yan retaliated by releasing a statement on Bodyline's webpage accusing the duo of tax fraud among other things. A few weeks later Venus and Margo fled the country, leaving most of their belongings behind and staying with "friends" before eventually settling down in a shitty houseboat.
They only stayed in the Netherlands for a few months before moving to Japan. The reasons are pretty obvious, both of them have always been massive weebs and were convinced that they'd become famous just because. A few attempts at getting involved in the local Youtuber scene had been made (such as Margo desperately tweeting at Hikakin, lol), and Venus kinda started whoring out her relationship with Manaki for a few more clicks but that was it really.
Afterwards came the move to South Korea. That's a pretty obvious one, since South Korea is equally as popular among 13 year-old autists as Japan, and Venus briefly tried to make bank by jumping on the Mukbang/kawaii binge eating bandwagon. Once she gets her channel back I'd highly recommend you to check out the video she made of herself eating 100 chicken McNuggets in one sitting. Fucking barf.
Oh well, and now they're both back in Japan. Venus eloped with her azn husbando and Margo is still chasing after her meal ticket.
Either way, we should not continue to shit up the Onision thread though. You're more than welcome to check out the Venus thread though.
No. 260406
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>>260390Sorry for the derail, anon. Let me make it up to you.
No. 260454
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Sometimes I wonder if Cyr got back into making videos with him not for the money but because he's worried about Lainey and the baby and wants to keep an eye on them. Even if it risks his public image.
Would any of you anons make videos with him and pretend to be his friend if you had the chance?
Pic unrelated, I saw that on tumblr and had to share it with someone
No. 260592
File: 1460809876354.jpg (96 KB, 847x477, Screen Shot 2016-04-16 at 13.2…)
subtle dig at onisions followers
No. 260601
>>260456I concur, the only posts I've ever seen between Mundaney and Cyr is when she's saying that he and her husband are her "relationship goals" or that they're both her "OTP".
Otherwise, I've seen very little interaction between them both.
No. 260692
>>260690what a shitty individual.
as if his situation is any better.
No. 260759
>>260690Keem might be a douche, but to be honest…this was probably the worst possible move he could've made. Teenagers won't be able to hold back the trolling tsunami you've imposed on yourself Grunk.
The dude owns an empire of shitstarting, and that's something he can't handle. Why the fuck did he think this was a good idea…lol.
No. 260788
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>>260690Yet he quickly retweeted Keemstar's tweet to show how other youtube celebrities support him.
No. 260820
>>260809Well done, Garagalal. You just mocked someone into making a 30 minute video explaining something that she shouldn't have ( although I'm glad she did because it gives a positive message to her viewers ).
Sadly it brings Shitsion more views, too. The same person who's all "no, accept yourself you're beautiful" and then shames other people's looks. Fucking pimply narcissistic prick.
No. 260827
>>260809I left a lovely comment for him.
I thought I would re-script what he said to turn the situation on his imperfections. I hope this cracking lad responds in his usually salty manner.
No. 260947
>>260820To be fair, GG/YTT talk about her teeth all the time too. Because there's some standard of perfection that one must adhere to in order to be on youtube.
Idc tho, Bunny's so much cooler than gerg even if she is way too shouty. She doesn't seem fake, and gerg is a big fat fake.
>>260809lel at Gergamesh talking about Shane Dawson's greasy food eating habits like gerg's body isn't just covered in grease 24/7. And bitching about how girls only care about their appearances as well like… well… like he doesn't spackle on that foundation and apply 10 thousand filters to every photo lol.
No. 261039
>>260449Underrated post, and
>>260451teamamericavomitforyears.gif
No. 261061
>>261020>Has anyone here ever come across a fan of his in their 20's?Actually yes, and they're mostly…fucking retarded and just as stunted as he is. Usually age 20 and upwards are when his fans abandon ship because even then, they outgrow his stuff.
You cannot possibly find this mindless garbage entertaining indefinitely because as you get older, your tastes in things change. His don't ever seem to at all, but that seems to run in his family for whatever assbackwards genetic reason, as his mom is reliving her teen years too the way she wanted with her delusional as fuck mind reading shit and shitty vampire novels.
No. 261110
>>261061>>261020
>they're mostly…fucking retarded and just as stunted as he is.Pretty much this. I'd say that the majority of his fans are teenagers and kids, but you see your 20+ delusional somethings in the comments too.
They're especially embarrassing because it's like…Bitch, if you're not in any way famous ( or have a famous relative ), money, etc. and you're over 18 you're a dinosaur to him.
No. 261341
File: 1461007825822.jpg (4.15 KB, 225x225, 2016-04-18-15-30-51-1063733347…)
I wonder what gargamel would think of the moon man. It's not pc, but then again, it might appeal to his edge lord tendencies.
No. 261420
Why does
>>261341 look so much like his face in
>>261342…Moongurg confirmed.
No. 261558
>>261355yea, it's sad because there is a toddler that can't say he doesn't want to be there.
>>261350This will be an endless cycle. Onion consuming souls.
No. 261864
>>261832Ah yes. See anon, Onion goes through somewhat of a cycle.
He'll act like a douche on Twitter/YouTube etc and once he hurts someone close to him he'll realize his behavior is bad and then act self-aware for a short period of time by making a video like that one or a post saying how he can be and apologize, then he'll act happy/"nice" for a while and then the cycle repeats. He's done it for years. He's obviously mentally fucked up. I don't know exactly what it is but yeah.
This video for instance, describes all his issues (And it's from 2014) something interesting worth noting is that it's from around the time his baby was born. I think around that time he was trying to act mature/self reflecting a lot. The haircut was part of it
No. 261900
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Saw this on a cringe blog and it made me immediately think of Lainey.
No. 261941
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>>261900what the fuck am i reading
No. 262037
>>262009He actually thinks being borderline doesn't mean being practically…literally insane.
I have bipolar, and I was actually diagnosed with it. It's a fucking nightmare to deal with at times for me and those around me…and even I WILL TELL YOU, that borderline patients are even worse than I can get. That fucking looney look in his in that thumbnail really says it all honestly.
No. 262184
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Lmao Pewdiepie roasted Onionboy
No. 262212
>>262184lmao gerg is full butthurt now, posting multiple tweets about pewdiepie
haha
No. 262222
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No. 262229
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>>261789I actually found this video entertaining myself
It also proves just how desperate Onion is at trying to get more publicity through other people by being the typical obsessive freak he is
No. 262246
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>>262221CUCKLORD SUPREME READ MY REVIEW AT 1:08 AND HAD NO FUCKING IDEA WHO WROTE IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT BREATHE