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>billie and ayalla visit>ayalla is a good friend and convinces her to leave>greg gets pissed about this and tells her if she doesn't let him brand her she can never come back>billie isn't having it>poopyface tomatonose and his trusty doormat doing everything they can to manipulate her in to coming back>billie has not given in (yet)
I think that's about it.
Previous thread >>>/pt/314304
That would be an interesting telenovela.
Back to real life now, anon.
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I feel like a child for laughing at this
Also crank up those filters as much as you like Greg, it doesn't hide that you're becoming Carrot Top
I'll link because I'm fairly certain it's not her real profile.https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007244359340&fref=ts
If you look far enough in both this profile and associated profiles, you will see they tagged Skye's real account and maybe her boyfriend/fiance. Skye deactivated hers. No surprise, this looks like stalker shit to me. I'm thinking that this is one very dedicated, maybe slightly insane troll. Maybe I think this is more weird than it really is, but you guys can go ahead and scroll on these profiles for 15 minutes and decide for yourselves.
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god this is creepy…
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks it's bizarre. What freaks me out the most is that they've posted consistently like you said, for years. All the posts and comments have the same fucked up grammar that makes it difficult to read, and all the photos they've posted are seemingly random. It's like uncanny valley. Almost normal, you can tell there's a purpose and intent, but it's just slightly off. That's why I think of schizophrenia or bots. Because their writing looks so similar, I'm wondering if these accounts are run by the same person.
Sage because I can't tell if this is off topic or not. This account is 100% linked to onision and skye in some way, though.
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This is from her YT channel comments
It seems like an Onion troll quite honestly
But also, let's remember that you can change the date of posts on Facebook.
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She looks like her???
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I see you're lurking.
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Agreed. I tend to prefer it when OP image is Greg in his rawest form, because I'd hate for him to think anybody here actually believes he looks as good as OP image.
And sure, it looks like Kris Jenner had a kid with Carrot Top with 100 filters on top - but it's still better than what he looks like irl which is a flabby, 40 year old dead mountaineer.
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I'm still not over the Eugenia Cooney cooking show. Seriously, how can youtube let that shit stay up? I don't even like her that much, but isn't it obvious that shit is bullying?
The comment section is still pretty much divided and just from reading some comments you can tell lots of people have reported him. Sad that I don't think he's going to get it removed.
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Billie and Ayalla got matching tattoos, in the wake of Onion who tried to brand her first.
I can't. I hope he pops a vein seeing this.
Alright, who wants to make predictions about what he'll do next? I'll start.
1. Greg and Lainey will make a video on her channel doing some false happy couple challenge or something. to show off to Billie how he doesn't need her, and to lovebomb Lainey some more for his cycle of abuse.
2. Sarah will be the next greasesome target.
3. Greg projects about abuse to SocialRepose on Twitter some more to take the heat off the breakdown of his manipulative "polyamorous relationship"
that's actually pretty awesome.
i mean, the tattoos are ugly as fuck, but he's gonna rage
Lainey and greg are def gonna make a video going guys we are perfectly fine in fact our marriage is better than ever. y'all are stupid for thinking our marriage is in trouble.
i dont think gerg is into sarah. i think he allows sarah to be a friend for lainey so lainey doesnt go insane living with him and sarah isnt a threat
That's so sweet of them! The photo made me smile. Billie is lucky to have a great friend like Ayalla. I'm really happy that she chose friendship over being a living sex toy for an abusive piece of shit and his doormat tumblrina of a wife.
I hope that onion has a meltdown. Serves him right!
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just because i was bored
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Yup they already had it, and they also have matching clock tattoos on their legs. Funny how gerg sees tattoos as a sign of commitment, but he wanted billie to break off her friendship where she had tattoos symbolizing they were committed to be friends forever
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I guess onion never read this caption.
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You can keep him so no one else has to deal with him.
I think he is noticing the bitch slaps billie is throwing and thats why him and lainey are both posting lovey dovey pics of each other, but literally no one cares.
At first when billie came into the picture, i felt bad for lainey, but not anymore and im liking billie a lot now.
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I'm all of a sudden feeling a lot of love for lainey after the person i actually wanted to be with left me and after i spent weeks demonizing my wife and telling her i didnt want to be married to her. <3333 SO. MUCH. LOVE. DO PEOPLE BELIEVE ME YET?!
Hahahahah how pathetic.
He is so salty over Billie choosing her best friend over him.
And Plainboi the psychology major can't even notice Onion lovebombing her.
Man, thats the best slap in the face to greg. I really don't think she's going to go back to him now.
I'm happy on one hand, because seeing someone escape greg's mcmansion is amazing news. However I'm also sad that this probably means all the good milk is dried up. Now we're going to be back with Onion talking about baby dicks and his VEGETARIAN BODY all day long.
2016 was a terrible year in some aspects, but oh my word did it bring the best milk.
I was hoping for billie to stay in the picture a little longer so onion would leave lainey for her, and then billie would dump him shortly after.
But knowing lainey, she'd go back to him even if he broke up with her for billie. I'm waiting for lainey to prove me wrong that shes a complete doormat, but it seems to never happen.
if this has proved anything, its that Lainey will never leave him. Greg was literally fucking another woman in their house while she was 8+ months behind her back and didn't even seem to be pissed at Greg at all, just at Billie.
And if my tinfoil hat theory about the prenup stating if Greg divorces Lainey then he has to give her alimony, then he won't ever leave either. They're stuck together 5ever.
He will never dump lainey until there is a new girl lined up. He only dumps them after cheating on them by talking to other girls and finding his new prey.
I think onion is even surprised at how much of a doormat lainey is. Now he knows he can get away with literally anything so maybe he will just keep her and fuck other girls whenever he wants to. He will be like oops my dick slipped into them cause they opened up their legs in front of me! It's their fault lainey! and she will be angry at the girl and be like greg is the best husband ever and never abuses me <3333 -posts pic of them kissing-
yup. laineys stuck to him like glue and he's been trying to get her to leave but he underestimated her ability to be the biggest doormat on earth.
He doesn't love her at all, what he loves is having a spineless wife who'll stick around no matter how shitty he treats her. What a sad life to live.
The sad thing is i think she was only angry at billie and not onion this time around because she held billie up to higher moral standards. Like she knew her own husband was going to lie and cheat and her only hope was billie not cheating on her. She already gave up on onion being loyal to her after the first time. God knows why she stays with him.
I was so proud of her the first time around when she left him for awhile, but then she came crawling back, stopped couple counseling because she let him talk her out of it, and just went back into letting him step all over her and run things.
Even if Omission finds a new girl, he won't leave Lainey for her. Even if Lainey gains weight or shaves all her hair off, he won't leave Lainey either.
He won the jackpot when he got with Lainey, the bisexual, because now he has unlimited supply of teen pussies at his beck and call if he can keep up the poly thing and just let Lainey bring in more slutty teenagers to their place to fuck. Greg can have all the threesomes and orgies that he'll ever dream of, and if he leaves Lainey, he might never find another bisexual-poly woman who is as big as a doormat as Lainey is.
They're staying together for life. Not for any other girl. Not for alimony.
For the teen pussy supply. The end.
Same, it's not the cutest. My best friend won't get a tattoo with me. But at lead she's not branded for Greg.
I get why he thinks it's romantic because a lot of romances play that dark brooding type but he's neither. He's just creepy and unhinged. He's gonna freak when he sees this.
LOL THE PHOTOSHOP ON THIS FFS
sorry onion but why are you warping your neanderthal features to look like zac efron? You're not fooling anyone.
In a bid to change the colour of his red rashy skin tone, he has edited the colour of his face to be more yellow/orange toned. By doing so, he has turned Lainey's skin green.
Good job Gerk.
This basically sounds like lainey and gerg: http://psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2013/09/08/the-dance-between-codependents-narcissists/
"Codependents confuse caretaking and sacrifice with loyalty and love. Although they are proud of their unwavering dedication to the person they love, they end up feeling unappreciated and used. Codependents yearn to be loved, but because of their choice of dance partner, find their dreams unrealized. With the heartbreak of unfulfilled dreams, codependents silently and bitterly swallow their unhappiness.
Codependents are essentially stuck in a pattern of giving and sacrificing, without the possibility of ever receiving the same from their partner. They pretend to enjoy the dance, but really harbor feelings of anger, bitterness, and sadness for not taking an active role in their dance experience. They are convinced that they will never find a dance partner who will love them for who they are, as opposed to what they can do for them. Their low self-esteem and pessimism manifests itself into a form of learned helplessness that ultimately keeps them on the dance floor with their narcissistic partner.
The narcissist dancer, like the codependent, is attracted to a partner who feels perfect to them: Someone who lets them lead the dance while making them feel powerful, competent and appreciated. In other words, the narcissist feels most comfortable with a dancing companion who matches up with their self-absorbed and boldly selfish dance style. Narcissist dancers are able to maintain the direction of the dance because they always find partners who lack self-worth, confidence and who have low self-esteem — codependents. With such a well-matched companion, they are able to control both the dancer and the dance."
Lainey already knows this though. She always mentions being codependent and she just accepts it.
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This girl and Lainey mutually obsess over each other and now she's kissing Greg's ass.
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He looks like that guy who tried to get surgery to look like Justin Bieber.
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She also posted this one day after Billie got bangs. I'd say she's really the next one. Same age as Billie, has a not too feminine sounding name (Haylee), Lainey's already a fan of her… Oh, and she has blue hair and is alternative of course.
LMAO the bitch has blue hair too, she could try to be less obvious with trying to be the new billie.
And lainey's dense as usual, thinking the girls she flirts with on twitter actually give a shit about her. They all want greg, lamey, and you're just what they have to step on to get to him
a-are we looking at their next victim?
didn't think it'd happen this fast ngl
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She seems really annoying, but out of all of Onion's victims, I have to admit she'd be the most attractive
Though that could just be the filters.
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Sorry, it's filters. Bonus: she has tattoos.
Sage for samefagging.
yikes, filters doing gods work.
But she's just another ass kissing fan i don't think onions gonna be bringing in anymore girls, the blue hair would be way too triggering
for him too
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so in omission's new vid admits he's making videos on eugenia because they get him more views and attention…yet when she pointed this out way back he sent his army of brain dead fans after her
-makes videos insulting young teens bodies and making fun of them if they are chubby/fat-
-says eugenia cooney is encouraging anorexia by existing-
Also is that ask fm even really her? I looked at it and for questions about her height, she answered 5'7, 5'9, and 5'10. LOL wouldn't she know her own height?
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she's seriously 21?
because screencap in >>317009
sounds like a 12 year old.
maybe onion will make an exception for her since she's got all the benefits of being fucking childish without the risk of the feds getting involved.
oh yeah bc blue hair and bangs is totally YOUR thing. have fun in the omission fuck dungeon.
also did lainey have all this weird 3way sex while pregnant?
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Why do Gerg and his braindead fans feel so fucking entitled to Eugenia's information? I understand she's a public figure, but I don't think she owes anyone (especially Omission) an explanation of her health problems "with proof".
What is wrong with him and his fans? Fuck.
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Motherfucker looks like a Klingon hybrid.
tbh he's right about her showing off her body purposefully in videos where there's no reason for her to be standing up for attention but who gives a fuck? why shouldn't she be allowed to do that? her lying about it is the only annoying thing, but he's just so fucking repetitive about it at this point. he can't actually think she's just gonna start eating because of these videos and that he's gonna be her savior
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Hahaha, one of plaineos old tweets, how could nobody see this coming
He gives absolutely 0 fucks if she gets better or if she dies or if he leads her to her death by all the bullying. He just wants views and $$$
And even in her earliest videos, she is always standing. It could be just what makes her most comfortable or feel better about herself. If she has an eating disorder, she is probably conscious about how she looks on camera and maybe she thinks she looks best when the camera is panned farther away. Either way, its stupid to think shes starving herself for views. It's a serious mental illness not a business plan. It can't be fixed in a few weeks or months. Anorexia is usually a lifelong illness and someone can relapse many times. He's only making her feel worse and that could lead her to getting worse instead of better.
Has everyone forgoteen that Lamo was wannarexic as fuck? I remember somewhere (I can't find) that she talked about restricting calories and having an eating disorder, although personally I don't believe her.
Now… Onion is bullying someone for an apparent eating disorder?
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Oh Jesus, I take it back, what the fuck is this motherfucker doing. Does this retard not realize they're making it easier for Grunk to do his usual thing of stalking the fuck out of his ex?
It's definitely a self-poster we unfortunately have on our hands here, just start reporting any posts in relation to it in this thread and that thread.
I swear to god, if we're not always having to deal with newfags and lainey-sympathizers, it's attention-seekers, Greasefuckers and derailers.
Poor Eugenia, Grease's army of teen fans is too brain dead to realize he's a fucking selfish pos even when he admits he's doing it for views. And it's not even her real ask.fm
I can't stand him. Seriously, I come here everyday hoping to see his fall from grace so he can crawl back to the hell where he came from, that would be a dream. He's abusive scum and one of the biggest hypocrites I've ever seen.
Yeah, bullying is ok according to greag, he has an old video on that. He says that victims are dramatic and need to fight back, lol. But of course he's a huge hypocrite so you're going to find his tweets about leafy that contradict what he said in the video.
His new haircut (or hairstyle, idk, I can't look at him for more than 2 sec without feeling like throwing up) makes him look like a 30 year old Bieber wannabe/butch lesbian with awful skin.
Sage cuz samefag
Why? How do you look at the videos Greg made himself
and think "yeah, fuck that bitch, poor Greg is the victim here"?
SHIT i didnt think of that, that would be so awesome if she actually did that on purpose.
they just kinda looked like little, expected shitty stars around a shitty heart to me
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Haha, I agree… they most likely are stars or little sparkles, I also like to imagine the hearts (especially the purple one) are references to ecstasy.
Drugs and sprinkles would make him rage so hard.
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Eugenias body looks like goddess bunny who had polio….
I legit though it was billie for a moment, she's still below average attractive. Excatly Gregs type
side note: Does Greg have a thing for names that end in an "e" sound? 'Billie', then he asked Taylor to refer to herself as 'Lainey", Haylee might be the new squeeze
1. they are filming a music video
2. they aren't even dating
I figured it was fake because the rumors of Jaclyn and Richie were never confirmed but at the same time, I want to watch Greg freak out of his archnemesis marry the girl he had a vegetarian boner for.
He'll probably still make a video about it because it's GREG.>>317148
I don't like Jaclyn and I don't really pay attention to SR unless it pertains to Greg. I saw the tweets from last night and went to his twitter and there it was.
He never posted about him filming a music video with Jaclyn (I only skimmed through but I never saw anything like that?) and the comments never say anything about filming either; just general confusion.
AH I meant to put >>317150
Billie got the shit end of the stick. She got paid absolutely nothing by greg ($1800/mo) and quit her job at Target to work for him. That would be a couple hundred more than she could make working full time at Target.
He says her job at Target prevented her from "actually hanging out with us" so we know she quit. And she never even made videos on her channel to profit off of. And you know how much onion and therefore lainey profited off vidoes with her and all the following drama.
So basically she got 1800/mo for the few months she was with them and now goes back after having lost her job that she seemed to enjoy when she talked about it in her video saying she got a job there, so she has to get a new one. She makes 0 profit off the videos onision is making about her and with her, and she never made videos for her channel with onision or lainey to make money off of.
If she was trying to be a leech, she did a horrible job of it. Onision got more money from her than she got from him.
i was one of those posters, and no, not underage. pregnancy sex isn't particularly gross. threesomes alone are awkward. pregnancy threesomes are generally going to be fucking awkward and gross, ESPECIALLY when your husband clearly doesn't like you and is sick of you, and your 19 yo fake "girlfriend" doesn't want you and only puts up with you and your pregnant ass because she's pining for your comedogenic 30 yo husband.
sorry, no greg-thirsty 19 year old girl who wants to take taylor's place wants to fuck a 22 year old pregnant woman alongside her pregnator. it's fucking uncomfortable.
pregnancy itself is awkward and not hot. sorry if you love being pregnant or take offense to the reality of the abject unsexiness that is pregnancy, but it's bizarre and i can only imagine how unsexy it'd be to be 19 and shoved between greasy, pedo-greg and his self-obsessed fakeboi wife who's about to pop out her newest trapbaby.
What really escapes me is that Onion and Lamp are perfectly content in the abuse and bullying of Eugenia Cooney and other such YouTubers/regular people who have mental disorders, and yet they will raise hell if someone negatively comments on the fact that non-binary genders do not exist.
Pick one. You're either against bullying or for it.
Onision is always going to be a hypocritical bully and Lainey doesn't condone it, seeing how she does believe in social justice (but only when it benefits herself), but she won't say anything, not anymore.
I think the only time Lainey ever stood up to Greg was when she and her followers (and his own, on a surprising note) got on his ass about how he was talking shit about police brutality and BLM, but since the Cuddlegates and God knows what else that happened offline, she just doesn't speak against him.
The fact that they consider themselves feminists and the fact that Greg thinks that bullying and bodyshaming a girl for being naturally skinny is just so wrong LOL
this annoys the shit out of me. Eugenia doesn't have to prove shit to people who bully the hell out of her and make it impossible for to upload videos peacefully, let alone anyone really.
Fuck Youtube for doing nothing about it, to be honest.
I think she just genuinely doesn't care, for whatever reason, that her husband is bullying someone.
There are times when yeah, she is her own person and Greg is his, but there are also times when what he does reflects on her and vice versa and she really doesn't seem to get that.
I'm scared Cyr is going to be right about her kids, in that case. They're going or already are witnessing Greg's bullshit firsthand and God forbid, Troy grows up to be like Greg.>>317175
He doesn't like it when Lainey likes guys that he himself doesn't like. It's that moment and that one gif of Greg jerking Lainey's hand away from her face that makes my blood boil, tbh.
>Women can't knock her up, so he's okay with Lainey being ~hella gay af~ with other women.
Not that Lainey will be dating another woman any time soon
not after the girl who was supposed to be her
girlfriend suddenly became her and Greg's
And he didn't even talk to her about it, he just blathered on about balance and put his foot down.
No … But Plainy, Kaka was a scene girl and is just as much as a intolerable cunt as you are. >Valerie Lukyanova
No, heh. Val's got the same narc self importance as Greg.
I completely agree. I have been pregnant and I did not feel sexy at all during the third trimester. And I was bi-curious in my teens, but at no time did I ever think a pregnant woman was hot.
I'm not saying pregnant woman are repulsive and can't be sexy to their significant others, but I think it just gives further evidence this "triad" was just for Gerg's own sexual satisfaction.
okay but a combination of the two is skeevy as fuck.
Taylor probably just sat in a corner and watched them. Maybe if she was good she'd get to suck the billie juice off the greasecock.
This is my worry as well, it's still early days yet and he's going to continue to hound her in ways that have been tried, tested and have worked for him in the past with his exes. His tactics are apparent and obvious to us because they've been a constant pattern since his first divorce.
Billie is probably teetering on a knifes edge right now, he's more than likely drilled into her head (like he did in the early days to Lainey an Shiloh) that everything on the internet about him that doesn't come out of his mouth is a goddamn lie… and Billie being in love with him, most likely believed it and would still want to at some extent.
Don't be surprised in the upcoming weeks if he starts backtracking on his ultimatums to her, that he says he's sorry and that he was overreacting because he was emotional and scared he would lose her (he's did the same thing in his voicemails to Adrienne) and there's still a possibility she will go back to give him "one last chance", and if she does; she's never going to be out of his clutches.
She'll end up as Lainey 2.0, completely subservient, devoid of her own personality and totally passive, compliant, enabling and supportive of him.
And if that happens, I won't be around to watch the inevitable disaster that will result from it this time around. I've seen too many women that he's fucked up for life through his actions, I don't think I can do it again - it's too depressing and upsetting.
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#throwback to when i would only eat tic tacs and my husband calls me healthy <3
She said she doesn't have an ask.fm account, and I'm more inclined to believe her than Greg.
I think she looks really sick and definitely not "naturally skinny", but it's not like Greg or any of the people harassing her give a shit about her or any of the girls who use her has thinspo, so it doesn't really matter.
I don't think he ever has, he only picks out responses/replies to his tweets that have poor grammar and spelling errors so he can distract the attention away from his contradictions and make fun of them.>>317201
Unless Eugenia reports him herself, there's really nothing anyone can do about it, sadly.
This video plays out like an extended version of the Trunchbull's 'I'm smart and you're not' speech from Matilda
(And as far as I can tell, being in a relationship with Grog is like being put in the chokey so the comparison fits)
here, sorry >>317215
I meant to reply to >>317166
. He thinks it's totally okay to bully people aside from when he feels attacked by other people like Jaclyn and Leafy
Even more affordable places like The Body Shop have decent in-store makeup artists/sales reps who would happily give her a free makeover and a list of the products they used on her for her own future reference.
It's a really fun experience being all pampered and cared for whilst learning about what works best for you, I did it in my high school years quite often.
I don't understand what's stopping her from doing these things, especially when it comes to taking part in some genuine self-care and self-love, she's not exactly living in poverty.
In fact, I've noticed that Grease only treats her to a spa day when he feels like lovebombing her more than usual, if I made as much money as he does… I'd be treating my girlfriend/boyfriend to the finest pamperings on a regular basis, not when I want something out of them like their silence or compliance.
Ughhh, he's so fucking creepy.
There has to be a mall nearby them, though?>>317227>self-care>self-love
Lainey has none of that. It's gone the second she agreed to marry Greasimon.
See, I'm curious about that… how far away they live from the city and such, if someone can find the address again (it was posted in the last thread I think) we can see on Google maps how far they are from actual retail and business areas.
If they can be bothered driving their teenage concubines back and forth to the airport in their expensive Tesla, they sure as hell can manage to mingle with the masses on a regular basis.
Which reminds me, does he still wear his bulletproof vest every time he goes out in public?
Why are all those fat-positive Youtubers celebrated for being so brave and Eugenia gets so much hate? I genuinely don't get it.
When people point out that Onision is a liar or a sociopath he gets so defensive, but he can point his finger to everyone about everything? Damn, he's such a hypocrite. It's unbearable.
I think because being slightly overweight or blown out fat is becoming normative. It's not to say that they don't have weight related health issues. Still, an anorexic girl like that looks like she's about to pass on, and it's in the same vein like those '600 pound life' people are told they have months left to live unless they lose weight immediately. Both are shock images and they scare people because they're on different extremes.
I get where people are coming from, but I still don't think it's right to police people about their bodies no matter what shitty things they do to them. I'm more than happy to do shit, but I won't ever be like "No we must ban you for being you." Like, more people die everyday from making poor choices like driving distracted and shit yet there's no campaign against people who seem permanently glued to their phones by these faggots, so.
Because fat people feel they've not been represented enough in mainstream media for fashion and beauty, so they feel they have something to prove against something that has usually been the status-quo.
It's both the same side of the coin in reality though, both are unhealthy lifestyles; whether it's too thin or too fat… for some reason though, it's a competition between them all to be the most special and most unique lardass or bonelord.
Narcissists come in all shapes and sizes though, and many of them are all driven by the same desire to be better than everyone else… and if you don't agree with them or support them unconditionally, you're the toxic one.
No, that's not a real thing. No one is naturally skinny. She just eats less than her average intake for her height/weight. If she were to eat normally or a bit more than that, she would gain weight.
This girl obviously has mental issues and needs help. Greg isn't helping at all and he needs to be shut down.
She did a blind makeup challenge and went to a concert once. I don't follow her channel
But that's what I've seen in these threads.
She could start a mommy vlog but she'd get so much hate.
She can't be a fan girl because Greg is super jealous and insecure and I don't think she can really have her own hobbies apart from his ideas.
I like you anon, good post… I tried to tack on my own thoughts here >>317240
but you covered a good deal that I missed out on.
Also, when I say "narcissists come in all shapes and sizes" - you all know exactly whom I'm including with that too.
To be honest anon, I think a lot of anons here would probably change their tune if she left him and sorted her life out for the benefit of herself and her own children.
I daresay, some would even support her and begin to like her.
Her supporters right now could argue the fact that it's not her fault or how it's hard to leave an abusive relationship, but unless even the tiniest of steps are taken - especially considering a lot of people outside of blogs like eoliveson (that mod there is fucking mental and I'm not surprised Lamo shuns her help) and elsewhere have tried reaching out to her only to be faced with pure maliciousness on her part in return, as well as enabling and supporting her husbands disgusting fetishes and fantasies…
I can't speak on behalf of all anons here, but I simply just don't care about her at all.
My God, this is depressing. She was so happy, and then she shit it all away in hopes to live in the McMansion.
And in all honesty, Target would have been a great job for her. They're very open to alt styles, dyed hair, piercings, tats, etc etc. And they pay well compared to other large chain retail stores.
Dang girl. Maybe she'll try and get her job back.
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Feel free to voice your opinion on his new poll :)
Exactly, but I wouldn't hold your breath too long about Billie at the minute though, she's probably still really hurting from this whole fucked-up experience and is still vulnerable without Ayalla's intervention, and to be realistic… no one can be there for her all the time, even the bestest of friends 24/7 no matter how hard they try.
Like another anon said earlier, this is probably the most dangerous time for her and we can only hope she's strong enough to get through this on her own, but Onion's unnatural levels of persistence might get the better of her yet.>>317248
Yes, it's hurtful and I totally understand; but sometimes there's only so much you can do and then realize it's all in vain. You can try and contact her if you want but you're only going to be blocked unless you support everything she does and believes in 110%… is that really worth your own sanity?>>317249
She doesn't even have to get her old jobs back, if she wants a life of travelling the states through "YT fame" she can still do that; she just needs to recognize through these past experiences to fucking run at the first signs of control, abuse and manipulation - I'm sure there are plenty of up and coming YT'ers out there that would enjoy hanging out with her and vice versa without having any other expectations of each other except being friends.
If she happens to fall in love with anyone along the way at a natural pace, good for her… she deserves that at least, everyone does.
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The. Narcissism. So. Real.
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Lainey talking about the only shit she ever talks about: being agender and pretending to be camera shy.
Also she confirms she is graduating next month.
You haven't heard his trite before in his videos where he feels that everyone needs to pay him back for alllllll he's done for them?
Fair enough if it was for electricity, water and gas bills, food, upkeep, rent and utility.
But I'm sure Lainey doesn't have to pay for that shit, and maybe I'm damn sure he threatens her with it everytime she "steps out of line".
And as >>317261
says; he can charge more on at a whim if she refused to pay him… in other ways.
Basically, the money he pays her would go straight back into his account, we all saw that during his birthday - every "friend" who "bought" him a gift was out of his OWN pocket.
Financial control is a real thing, anon.
Let's all just be clear on the fact that Lainey was never interested in Billie as a romantic partner in the same way she was interested in Greg as a romantic partner. She wanted a close female FRIEND because Greg isolates her so thoroughly and probably didn't find the idea of engaging with this person sexually too objectionable.
But the communities that she takes part in online don't leave any room for that. If you are "attracted" to another woman and want to spend time in her company. you are GAY (according to these communities) and if you think otherwise then it's your internalized homophobia talking. Online tumblr and tumblr-adjacent communities have literally eliminated the idea of a "friend" or an "acquaintance" and left in its place terms like "queerplatonic."
It's just like her gender. Obviously she isn't agender, she isn't trans, and she isn't anything but a cisgender woman. But tumblr etc. doesn't leave room for "I'm a woman but I want to have short hair and wear pants." Unless you are "FEMME" (and experiencing "femmephobia"), you are "gender non-conforming" and fall under the trans umbrella.
Remember, she doesn't interact with anyone in the real world. She doesn't work and she goes to school online. It's only her followers, people who she follows on Twitter and Tumblr, and Greg. Can you imagine what that life is like? NEVER speaking to anyone in person besides the cashier at the grocery store? Greg is not even a peer of hers – he is the controlling abusive person who has dictated the circumstances of her entire adult life. So she doesn't have a SINGLE peer in the real world to talk to, except those women who she can rope into entering the hellzone that is their house with her (like Sarah.)
Lainey is not "obsessed" with Billie. Lainey is not "in love" with Billie. She is probably mourning the absence of her one female friend, yes. She wanted a friend, she saw an opportunity to have one, and she was motivated to go further with the relationship through the influence of her abusive, narcissistic husband.
Look at it this way: Lainey certainly does not desire Greg sexually any more. I am almost certain that she sees sex with him as an unenjoyable but necessary chore she must perform to assure/be personally reassured of his attention and attachment to her. Think about how that view of sex – that she's held her entire adult life – has to inform her views of her other relationships. She wants to be friends with Billie, for whatever reason. She wants Billie's attention, friendship, and attachment. Naturally, she may interpret this herself as a "sexual" attraction – because what does sex mean to her? A way to ensure and protect her attachment to another person.
She really needs to stop with the fake intersectional feminism bs, when it's clearly she only pulls it out for her benefit (just like her husband WINKWINK)
it's only making the rest of us look bad. ugh…
People said that because it didn't involve them directly and it's only between Greg, his fanbase, and Eugenia Cooney, Youtube can do jack shit.
Youtube won't step in unless Eugenia herself says "hey, this dude is bullying me and sending his fanbase to harass my channel" and she's way too sweet to make a fuss.
Greg will probably continue to bully her until he finds a new punching bag.
>>317251>5'7 vs 5'10 or 5'9 is VASTLY different
Yeah, 5'10 is like your typical model's height. Even if Eugenia didn't know the exact measurement, she'd know how tall she was in comparison to others and wouldn't flip between them.>>317253
lmao. Is this because he was getting rated earlier in this thread? Stop lurking, gargoyle.
I agree with this wholeheartedly. She wants this to stop but he's been bullying her for months now and it doesn't look like he'll stop.
If someone starts a movement, I'll definitely back that up to be honest. That girl needs the support.
I know a lot of women who have gone through (codependent-narcissistic) experiences like this with older men who they've met online and I'm sure most other anons do too. It begins when they are 17/18 and it can go on for a year or for years. These girls typically have never had really close in-person friends before, for whatever reason. And either by the circumstances of the relationship (like Greg actively physically isolating the family) or by the fact of the codependence itself these relationships become these women's entire social lives. Why wouldn't they? If it was the first time you had ever experienced this kind of closeness with another person, wouldn't you fight against all odds to defend that? You don't have any reason to believe that other kinds of relationships (like friendships with other girls your age) could ever be this fulfilling because you have never experienced them.
It's all too common for that reason (and for others) for these relationships to only end when the man (or other person) breaks them off, or abandons them, or does whatever. And it's more common than not for these men (or whoever) to do so in a way that is as dramatic and damaging to the young girl and her life as the rest of the relationship was. We've seen this over and over again with the way Greg treated the end(s) of his relationship(s) with Shiloh, with Billie, and also with Adrienne, although Adrienne does NOT fall into this category of women.
Neither, I think, does Billie. Billie has a social life before and outside of Greg – we have already seen how her closest friend Ayalla has influenced and actively intervened in this situation for the better. She also has already had "learning" experiences with men older than her who have acted towards her or her friends in questionable ways like SocialRepose. And she has a social media/Youtube following that does not revolve exclusively around her relationship to/activities with Greg. These qualities separate her from Lainey and they are the qualities that make me think (and hope) that she will not return to that hellhole.
I am concerned what will happen to Lainey after Greg inevitably breaks off the relationship with her. No matter how codependent she is, their relationship will NOT last the 18 years they need to raise two children. I think we can all agree on that. When Greg leaves her, she will be a mother of two with no career prospects – but also NO idea of how to function socially. Most girls I have known in relationships like these get out of them at age 19 or 20 and maybe have to take a year off school or live at home for a while but are still able to recoup the crucial social development that happens in one's late teens/early 20s. Lainey can't do that with two kids. She does not have the professional or social foundation or the emotional maturity to handle, for example, getting her graduate degree or medical degree while taking care of two kids. She can't ever go back to any semblance of a normal life after this – EVER.
I think if lolcow and the anti-onision community could do anything positive for Lainey, it would be something like what they did for Venus: Provide encouragement that she can exist on her own and that she doesn't need to go back to the abusive relationship, watch and engage with her videos so she has Youtube income to feed and care for her kids, support a Patreon or maybe even a GoFundMe to help her with transitioning into a new life (relocation and therapy expenses.) But obviously this all requires that she gets out of there first, or at least gets to the point of nearly breaking like she was when those fake tweets were made.
Ironically, I think a bunch of her followers and other Youtubers banding together to ask her to seek help and to protect herself (much like Greg is pretending to do for Eugenia) would help her more than anything. She NEEDS external input.
I agree with you and >>317287
Greg went on for so long, making post after post about "if your 'gender' doesn't match what's in ur pants ur a LIAR!!!"
and suddenly it stops with Lainey?
I'm 300% sure he doesn't give a fuck and is probably still incredibly transphobic.>>317290
Lainey said that she's okay with Greg using her birth pronouns. While it's true that some nonbinary people are okay about certain people using their birth prounous, it's beyond clear that Lainey is just exploiting it all for her benefit.
He will make another seventy videos if he ever tweets him and stands up for herself. She needs to report this to youtube. He is harassing her. Wtf is he spending his time googling her social media accounts and reading back to find anything that can prove she has an eating disorder.
His fanbase is even more stupid. They think they need to prove to eugenia that she has an eating disorder?? Like if she has one, she KNOWS it. And if she knows it and is denying it, then she obviously DOESNT WANT THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWING. People think its so fucking easy to admit to the world. It's like people coming out as lgbt on the internet. They do it at their own pace or time (or they dont have to do it at all), and they might deny being lgbt before. Does that make them filthy liars and terrible people? Holy shit.
An eating disorder can be a LIFELONG disease. You don't get better in a week or month, you can relapse several or many times. Shes not getting better from greg making videos bullying her to admit her problems to the world. I'm legitimately so grossed out by how dumb people are. These people could be bullying this girl into killing herself instead of "helping" her like they think they are.
I had a friend in a relationship with a narcissist. he got close with her family so when he acted controlling she had nobody to go to because they thought he was so great and she thought she must be the crazy one. she was the same age too, 17-18. she's 24 now and is still upset/confused by it. imagine having kids with someone like that.
but anyway, all of this is assuming lainey even wants help. which she clearly doesn't. she has a family who is well aware of onion's bullshit and would take her in. you're asking people to go out on a limb for someone who doesn't give a shit or want it. he will break up with her when she gets older/less attractive and has no use for her. right now he does. by that time she could be like 35-40. and the older the kids get the more he can use them to turn them against her too. she's so fucked but she would rather be with him than be alone.
>>317291>you would simply provide us documentation that proves you're not anorexic
I'm not anorexic and have never been and even I probably couldn't provide documentation proving that. Doctors don't really hand out "you're okay! :)" stickers or "you're perfectly 100% healthy" notes.
Regardless of whether or not Eugenia has an eating disorder, she's pretty obviously underweight, so I doubt a doctor would be willing to hand over a note that says she's absolutely fine, just to cover their own ass if something goes wrong with her health-wise. The most they would probably do is provide her with info about her weight and whether or not is healthy, but that's not always indicative of an eating disorder. Some people are underweight for other reasons.
Eugenia: "I don't see why someone's appearance matters so much."
Omission: botox, eye lift, makeup, photoshop
DOES NOT COMPUTE
Oh PS, Onision is self-declared YouTube's Anorexia police.
I really really wish Youtube's self-declared content cop would do a piece on him.
But lainey seemed to have close friendships like selena and she had another best friend at the time when they got together that ended because of something gerg related. Selena seems like a really close friend. I cant imagine any friend I know who would move in with my psycho husband and i and take care of my kids. She also named selena as god parent of her son or whatever. Her fans would definitely support her and im sure many many youtubers would speak out in support of her. Almost all of youtube hates greg.
Even if it takes lainey seven more years to get out of this mess, she can get out and be okay. Would it be a shame because she lost that much time? Yeah, but it's better to get out as soon as you possibly can and cut your losses so you don't lose any more time. No one is doomed. She is going to have a completed bachelors degree, she has a fanbase and popularity on the internet and youtube, she has support from friends and families. She will be fine. The only shitty thing is that she might not just be able to leave greg completely due to her kids. And i'd be afraid that could lead her to going back to him. It's much better to just end things and go cold turkey. That was the problem the first time around when she wanted to get a divorce after he cheated…but then kind of stuck around…and got couple counseling…and consistently saw him and then ended right back where she started.
I rolled my eyes so hard at him saying he "cares". No, Gergles, you don't care
. He posts about shit that's either popular or controversial and it's always been like that. He nearly demands of EC to be honest, so why not put his big boy pants on and just flat out say "hey no, I don't care, I'm just riding this topic out for views". See how many likes that will get him.
>>317301>She needs to report this to youtube. He is harassing her. Wtf is he spending his time googling her social media accounts and reading back to find anything that can prove she has an eating disorder.
That's straight up stalking. He's a 31 year old who's cyberstalking a girl who's the same age as his wife
also>tfw Eugenia Cooney may be the key to getting Greg's channels banned from Youtube
wasn't there another video clip of this livestream where ayalla starts to go off about cuddlegate and billie quietly shushes her before she could go further?
sage because i just remembered it
I remember their was a comment on >>317269
video linking to a tweet to Lainey having Ayalla say in the same livestream, "she did a hell lot more."
I can't find it now and now I'm kicking myself.
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EO's anons really do hang on to every word Stevie says.
Even with zero proof and no way to confirm, everything Stevie says is irrefutable fact!!11!1!
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I went to go rate him a 0 in his attractiveness poll and found this, ew.
…ain't no self-respecting woman tweeting this fool about her tits
it must be lonely, not having any friends.
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oh man totally Greg you sure showed all those dudes with huge dicks what was up. they're all standing around like "wtf" and you're still getting half hearted handies from teens in your collection of hot topic pajama pants. living it up for sure.
Also whenever someone tries to defend his grossness to his fans with the whole "UM WE TOOK A POLL, THE MAJORITY IS 18-25" I want to die. As if adult onision fans exist and are some sort of beacon of light in this world. Nah just ur babies lying about their age.
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annnnnnnnd Billie is back to liking
Plain's stupid twitter lyrics
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She also retweeted this.
No. Do not
forgive abuse. Fuck.
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goddammit billie don't go back to the greasy micro dick!
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i'm calling it rn billie moves back in by next month. hold on to your milk jugs friends
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Now taking requests.
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This is bullshit. Abusers are that. Abusers. There's nothing "private" about it and as much as they try to hide whatever goes on, kids usually just know there's something wrong. Greg is abusive. He's not going to flip a switch for kids he was ready to sign away the second the opportunity popped up.
Besides that, they were very clearly exposed to Ayalla and Billie and that tells me they don't try very hard to keep their children out of their drama. EO can fuck right off.
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-0.1 out of 10.
He is trying so hard to prove his 12yr old fanbase thinks he is attractive.
Sorry Onion, the big girls here have decided- You are ugly as hell and botox won't save you.
EO is a very unfortunate catharsis. At the same it's a decent hub for information about Grease and his insanity to newcomers, it serves mostly to protect him in the end. They seed and then later pull back on just enough of the drama to perpetuate it forever by doing things like swapping sides of being for and then against Plank, as well as doing their best impression of Switzerland when things become too crazy and Grease for once may blow a microchip more than usual. I know for a fact they've almost never had any inside sources and since that time, it's become absolute bullshit whenever that's claimed.
They refuse to accept that this dude IS actually a very dangerous individual at this point instead of just a run of the mill lolcow and that's why you get posts from them like the one shown in >>317394
. One day, after he's offed both his children and his wife live in a Ustream event and is just answer questions from his fans as the cops are well on their way to Casa Del Grease they may change their tune and stop gaslighting a literal maniac but until then who knows. >>317420
Agreed. It's ridiculous to assume that one persons experiences in childhood, which as an adult they are probably barely even recalling correctly anymore, are representative of all children. Kids intake a lot of their environment. I think having to deal with an armada of strange women in and out of their lives will be a sure fire way to give them the same mommy issues he has. In addition, he's let a lot slip into backgrounds of his videos in the past. His children's rooms have the amenities of kids around the ages of 10-11. Not toddlers or infants. His son's room had twin size racecar bed in one video along with anime posters all over the walls, not a crib or anything for a fucking baby. Greg had no intention of raising these kids until they were old enough to where he felt he didn't need to be a large part of their life anyway. What a fucking cunt. YouTube before children. No wonder he was so willing to sign them away if ever divorced.
also if she truly has issued with drugs maybe that's why onision got so crazy when billie told him she was smoking weed.
i truly, want to believe. it's so trashy it feels real.
Anon fucked up, tbh. The obvious thing to do is to flirt with her, and bring in details only after things have been established/milked instead of coming here to brag and get us excited before it escalates. If what >>317397
said is true, it's all over.
They may not. So far, only Gurg is confirmed for lurking.
But still, stop spoiling your own plans to do shit, ffs.
Fuck off DSSCTM, your posting style and obsession with those girls sexual life is so glaringly obvious.>>317400
I'd be joining you if she goes back, no amount of hatred I have for Grease is worth watching that kind of trainwreck, I draw the line at watching women willingly throwing themselves into his arms - especially when they had the biggest opportunity to get away from him and just throw that away.
Greg lurks here?
if he's smart, he'll stop bullying Eugenia, considering she holds the power to get his main source of income taken away. And then what will he do? Do brand deals on Instagram? or…wait…maybe get an actual job in the real world?
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Anon, this was already posted: >>317380and Billie liked it.
I swear, if that girl goes back to the Gruesome Twosome…
On another note, can Lainey please stay away from Dashboard Confessional?
>>317326the annon who posted the due date screenshots on the last thread
eo is nothing but a joke. I messaged them about the screenshots when I first got them and had no idea what to do with them since I was just confused as fuck. They ignored me twice and didn't even post the screenshots when I finally did submit them. They supposedly had some proof
that Clair was their daughter and she was already born hence why I think they ignored my posts.
They have also ignored a few other things I submitted so I quit following them
Yer a love, anon… thank you.>>317465
Lol… they're less than 2 miles away from the nearest mall.https://www.southhillmall.com/directory/
Surprise surprise, it does have a Sephora… it's also the location of Olive Garden.
Seems she has more time to shove breadsticks into her miserable maw, than treat herself to a makeover and learn better skills in applying it.
Well since they never leave their tiny town (except to visit family like once a year), I guess all they do is:
1. Sit at home, be on internet
2. Go to the nearest mall to waste their disposable income out of boredom
I mean they could spend more time with their kids, but their nanny takes care of that most of the time
I see Gurgles wear the same shit a lot of the time though, the OP pic for example - he wears that NASA shirt on a regular basis.
That and he seems to be stuck in mall alt-goth fashion mode from the early 2000's.Like, you know for a fact he's got a short-sleeved black shirt emblazoned with flames somewhere in his closet.
Lainey's fashion sense is centered around the snap-back wearing Justin Bieber era, and flannel shirted lesbian fashion.
Nothing I submitted other than the due date screenshots where anything too significant. Though I did get a little butt hurt when they posted a link to the screenshots that someone else submitted instead of the actual screenshots I had sent them days before.
Both of those blogs are really selective in what they decide to publish, they have to be either supportive of their opinions, random opinions from anons about Greaseynuts or complimentary appraisal about the way they run their blogs… those are all they'll post.
At one time I wrote to DSSCTM telling him that I hope his 22 year old daughter never finds out that he collects photos of two 18 year old girls and obsesses over their sex lives on the internet.
He didn't publish it of course.
Pretty much this. Even if EO has actual info they are "safe and happy" it doesn't mean they aren't getting a totally dysfunctional understanding of relationships and attachment.
I knew a guy that was raised in a rich dysfunctional household essentially by nannies even though his mom could afford to be at home. He and his siblings had no idea how to communicate in healthy ways with their family and other people.
Nannies don't give a fuck about kids. They bathe, clothe, feed, and play with them, but they are 100% not invested in actually raising them most of the time. I've rarely heard about a childcare taker that was a more positive force in a child's life than just taking over the burden of general childcare.
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Also the Olympic National Rainforest is within 90 min. of them and is one of the most beautiful places in the entire world (just my opinion.) They actually live in an amazing place which is not at all isolated, but might seem that way to people who aren't very "outdoorsy" or interested in being active. Pic related is what 90% of the west side of the Pacific Northwest actually looks like, not just the Olympic Peninsula, like Lainey and Greg could be filming videos in this if they got in their car and drove 30 minutes west. I wonder if they've ever even been to the Sound
lol I fucking bet he didn't. >>317492
Well, yeah … that's the major problem with psychological abuse, especially the very special combination here of Narcissistic and Codependent parental abuse: it's basically impossible to spot, and/or prove. The child being abused can't exactly phone a helpline and say, "I'm being emotionally manipulated and treated in a way that will damage me as a human being forever and leave me completely unable to ever be a functional independent autonomous adult or maintain any kind of healthy relationship with other people."
And who would objectively spot that? No one's going to notice an abused kid if it's not something as obvious as lots of broken bones in a very short space of time. Even then, it's not that simple.
tl;dr - pretty much any kid belonging to fuckups like Grease and the agender space prince has no chance in life.
>They ignored me twice and didn't even post the screenshots when I finally did submit them.>They supposedly had some proof that Clair was their daughter and she was already born
They posted a submission with the screencaps about Claire yesterday from that anon in one of the caps here >>317326
EO, specifically Stevie herself, even admitted they don't have any sources and get their information from the internet.
I know sometimes, if different people post the same thing, they'll choose one and delete the rest but that's just fucking screwy as hell.
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Trying to find a new gf lainey?
I'm pretty sure that this is the place that Gurgs took a photo of Lainey and Billie together, remember the outdoorsy one where they look really awkward side-hugging each other?
Those were probably the first photos in over 4 years that I've seen them actually outside of their own garden/yard… I bet BIllie had to literally beg them to show her the local wildlife or she'd die of boredom.
LOL, didn't he already claim he wasn't making anymore Eugenia videos?
Easy money, I guess.
lol @ greg saying she looks skinnier than 59 pounds. at 5'9 she'd literally be dead you retard. maybe shes lower than 84 now but 84 is still way more plausible than under 60, jesus.
her bmi is around 12-13 and shes probably dipping into the 70's now. greg can't even fucking google this shit?
Fucking hell. Hiking is a great hobby for introverts. So is reading or drawing. Even going out to bars or dinner with friends can be really fun even as an introvert. But they don't do anything but bitch on the internet. No wonder they're always fucking miserable.
Like I'm bipolar and I manage to get up and do something most days. (Sorry for blog-ish post at the end).>>317542
I have a blue wig. I just need to smother my face with highlighter and I'll send her selfies. I'm probably too old for them though.
I'm sure she does have something going on and has gotten thinner but how dumb for him to do have comparisons between now and her earlier teens. People's faces thin out with ageing, which I'm sure he's an expert in, so lots of people had puffy baby cheeks during puberty, then looked more gaunt in their 20s.
Let's do some body comparisons between different pupal stages of Gerg's life cycle. Actually I just ate, so maybe not.
The only relevant part of it:
Greg would like this to be the last video on her, and he'll stop bullying her if she makes a youtube video showing her personal medical information, which the world (especially Greg) is entitled to.
Oh god, fuck off Grease, you prick. he clearly gets tons of views when he mentions poor Eugenia, that's why I don't think this will be the last. Seriously, I've come to hate him so much I can't even hear the sound of his horrible nasal voice. He needs to disappear from the Internet.
Thanks for watching this shit for us, anon
Yes. Of course, he worded it in such a way as to sound like it's tough love. What a piece of human trash.
Eventually what's going to happen, Eugenia is going to die. At least I think that's what Greg's hoping for in a way. Then he can say that he TRIED TO SAVE HER. Despite the fact that controlling, blackmailing, and making demands of an eating disordered person is only going to make their disorder worse.
His Wife is about to graduate with a degree in psychology, ffs. This is abnormal psych 101. Good thing most of his fans are in their teens and probably don't know that, unless they're eating disordered themselves.
>>317574>Then he can say that he TRIED TO SAVE HER.
I agree, actually. Gergles has always had this overwhelming desire to come out on top - what on top is in his mind, of course ( to someone with at least 1/3 rational functioning mind it's still painfully bizarre ). This is someone who has "When I die, people will laugh, and in that I will have succeeded as a comedian." as his Twitter head post, rather than simply accepting if people were to laugh it would be because the world got a little less shitty.
I don't think he actively wishes she died, but if that indeed does happen he's going to use it to his advantage for sure.
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Well since they never posted it I will here. There is no way for me to prove it's the same Taylor Anderson but since we have mutual friends I can look at some of the posts she's liked or commented on.
Facebook has made casual creeping so easy. Lol
Looks like she liked this right before she got pregnant with Clair
He even said hes exploiting her for profit in his video and his fans still are like greg is helping!!111
Also wtf is with the comments made about her talking on younow like hes analyzing her behavior. LOL
"She is grinning because like many anorexic people, she loves people acknowledging how thin she has become, she thinks this is a game, of course, anorexic people are mentally ill"
???????? Yeah clearly that is the only explanation. Greg tell me more about your thoughts as someone who is not a professional and has never had an eating disorder.
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I'd say she'll be back. I don't understand how or why, but since Billie started liking Lainey's tweets again…
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Actually, a third one. Sorry. But I can't believe that Sarah is still with them, she's been there for 21 days now.
>>317564>he'll stop bullying her if she makes a youtube video showing her personal medical information, which the world (especially Greg) is entitled to.
that makes my blood boil. no one is entitled to her fucking personal records, whether or not she does suffer from anorexia.>>317566>And YouTube does nothing as per usual. Social media sites really need to start stepping the fuck up when it comes to this shit.
All this honestly makes me want to do something, ANYTHING, to show Eugenia support because we can talk about how shitty he is and how we sympathize and report his videos but, as people and Youtube themselves have stated before, she herself is the only way Greg can be stopped and possibly removed from Youtube.
Otherwise, he'll continue.
I may be reading too much into his narc-speak, but here's what I hear him say.
:42>"The point of me making these videos is not to hurt Eugenia Cooney. But I want this to be my final video on Eugenia Cooney, despite the fact that a huge amount of you have shown significant interest in the last two videos I made about her.”
(I know a lot of people are pissed at me for bullying this woman, but I’m not doing it to hurt her. I’m doing it because it’s profitable for me.)
6:07>”Regardless, I know I could make plenty of other Eugenia videos, and get millions upon millions of collective views on them, but I am officially resigning from the topic. If anyone can help Eugenia at this point it’s probably her mom, and I’m simply not willing to reach out and contact her because to me that doesn’t feel appropriate. I also don’t feel like it’s appropriate to call the cops on her, despite the fact that if someone did call the cops on her, they would no doubt take her into custody, as her behavior is obviously suicidal, considering anorexia can take 25 years off your life, and I’ve personally seen police haul away people because they’re a danger to themselves before, only to not let them return until that person was no longer a risk to themselves. I could DEFINITELY do EITHER of those things which would probably help her. But I am not Eugenia’s personal friend so I will not personally contact people in her personal life. I have done as much as I feel is appropriate as someone who is her former online acquaintance by addressing this issue online exclusively. We now know that Eugenia Cooney is a danger to herself. We also know that her condition is only getting worse. So for the sake of her life and the lives of the countless young girls who are actively emulating her behavior I truly do hope things work out for the best.
(I could keep making money off this lady, but I’m resigning from this topic. Her mom should help her, but reaching out to her isn’t my business because it doesn’t benefit me in any way. I also won’t call the cops on her personally, since in reality I know they can’t section a legal adult without some proof that they’re intentionally endangering themselves or others. I COULD do either of those things but I only know her a little bit, which is a little bit more than you. It is the right thing to do, stalk her mom and call the police, but since I won’t do it and it WILL help her maybe my 300,000 young, impressionable fans will take that hint.)
So basically>I want this to be my final video (not “It will be my final”)>But it makes me a lot of money.>Here are some crazy stalker-type suggestions for how to “help” (i.e. bully) her.>I won’t do it (lol) but implication that his fans could.
It’s also worth pointing out that he implied he was done with Eugenia already, in his October 28th “Banning Eugenia Cooney from YouTube” video. He said he unsubscribed and would not follow her anymore since he “refused to watch her kill herself.” So much for that. I anticipate another Eugenia video a month from now, at most.
I mean she gets back with Onision every time and hes 100 times worse than Billie, so i'm not surprised she keeps pining after Billie after getting mad at her.
I'm starting to think Lainey likes drama. Like she doesn't want a smooth sailing relationship. Some people like dramatic relationships because it feels more intense and passionate. Instead of it being generally okay all the time, they want those really high passionate times that come after something dramatic happens and you get back together. Like Onisions love-bombing. She is doing the same thing with billie. Really dramatic break up, then wants to reconcile because of her longing and love. Shes like wayyy over-dramatic and thinks relationships should be as dramatic as a romance movie. In reality, healthy relationships are pretty "boring". There is no dramatic fights all the time and crying over love every week. You are just generally pretty happy in the relationships and only fight on occasion.
Also to add on, I get the being overdramatic thing because I was a very emotional person with low self esteem and i'd always gravitate to abusive friendships/relationships. And everything was always super intense. When I finally started having healthy relationships, i realized what that actually looked like and how much better they are. I'd never go back to the dramatic bs from before. And it took me a long time to get there (probably not until lainey's age she is now). If she left Onision and got into an actual healthy loving relationship, I doubt she'd ever want to go back. Her ex she left for onision was a pos too, so i doubt she ever had a decent relationship. But the odds aren't looking good that she will get out anytime soon. I stopped really caring what happens, but still hope she ends up leaving or onision leaves her so she can move the fuck on.>>317591
I guess she definitely did drop out if she's been there for weeks. Also didn't she tweet something about her dad telling her to leave? I wonder if that's why shes staying with them. But like she is not 18. Why are her parents letting her live with internet strangers? If not her dad, then her mom. wtf.
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Was curious about what kind of creep would make that kind of status and was not disappointed with his facebook profile. No surprise Plain's liking his posts if she's as brainwashed by Onion as it looks like kek
She follows a few anti-circumcision pages. Don't really get why people are so obsessed about what other people do with their kids.
She also follows an attachment parenting page which, lol. How can you be an attachment parent but make a nanny watch your kids?
There was a claim floating around that her kid troy is really bratty and there was also the post she made indicating he has a lot of cavities. It would make sense if she thought attachment parenting is catering to her kids whims and being "nice" all the time to make up for onion's total disinterest.
Of course, attachment parenting is not actually "make nanny do the dirty work and then spoil my kid so I'm the good parent." but it seems to be a favorite interpretation for neglectful types of parents.
Ugh I definitely know there are shitty parents. But usually you would go to a relatives house or something. And even moreso, why did onion and lainey encourage her by letting her move in with them? Like I get helping out a friend, but they should be encouraging her to stay in school and to work out her family problems. Not take her in so lainey has a buddy to talk about her marriage problems with.
Okay looking through her tweets this seems like it was planned for awhile. In May she tweeted "what jobs hire 15 year olds" then "I'm planning on moving out soon so I just need a job with good hours". In July, she tweets "my birthday needs to get here". In September "can't wait to get away from your toxic personality". I think she planned to drop out when she turned 16 and move out, and then lainey offered her a place.
>why did onion and lainey encourage her by letting her move in with them?
Because it's Onion and Lainey. Onion probably couldn't give less of a shit about Sarah and is allowing her to stay to appease Lainey so he can invite over some more teen poon for himself.
Lainey, on the other hand, was also eagerly awaiting her 18th birthday so she could get away from her parents and was staying in an apartment with Greg until she finished high school. I don't think she sees anything inherently wrong with Sarah staying with them because she essentially did the same exact thing or she just doesn't give a shit because she's selfish and now has a new BFF to vent about her shitty marriage to.
>>317607>Why are her parents letting her live with internet strangers? If not her dad, then her mom
I read a thread or two ago that her mom is a fan of onision. Not sure if it's true but I'm inclined to believe it since she's been there so long.
It's sad. I keep thinking about when I was 16 and if I had befriended them and lived with them at that age. 16 year olds are stupid and they make stupid decisions. That's just how the undeveloped brain is. That's what parents/guardians are for… It's unfortunate that her parents aren't even decent enough to keep her from moving in with adult strangers across the country. At least she's gay so onion can't put his greasy hands on her.
Damn, can't see because she blocked me for saying her hair looks like she tied it to the back of her car and drove through the forest.
If that's true, she deserves whatever happens to her if she goes back to them.
I sure am. nothing more entertaining than human stupidity, and as much as we use the "shes only 19!" thing to sneer at aeneas, she can make her own decisions, terrible or not.
I've said it before i'll say it again, polyamory doesn't fuckin work for most people.
If you can't have one healthy relationship, why have two.
Oh boy, I will definitely keep following the thread. I know the day is still far but I know for sure I'm going to witness piece of shit Greg's fall from YouTube grace. Meanwhile why not enjoy all the milk he and his wife provide huh?
And no one should care about Billay, she's an e-fame thirsty, blue haired joke until proven otherwise (which will not be) and had every fucking chance to drop gargoyle and wife before the latest breakup. Her age makes no difference anymore, she was well aware of who those two really were and chose to stay with them. Hopefully she's not going back but she seems enough of an imbecile go take a flight to onionmansion again
I'll be unfollowing this shit for the same reasons as you, anon… but I won't be leaving lolcow altogether.
I'll just go back to posting sporadically in other cows threads like I did when I first found this place… I just won't be participating in following his bullshit anymore - last time I went on hiatus in keeping tabs on him; I managed to completely forget about him for three years just shortly after he married Lamey.
It was the first thread here made about him that dragged me back into watching the trainwreck, I can go another 3-4 years without hearing about him - he'd probably be doing the same old shit after that amount of time has passed again anyway.
(saged for future plans talk)
Sarah is a pathetic piece of shit then. Living the dream, huh? Get to sit around the Mcmansion in pajamas all day and watch bratty kids all day which probably will end up thinking you're their mom because their actual mom gives 0 fucks about them.
Good lord, even if you're home-life is broken at least finish high school??? Its the easiest thing you will ever do in life if you don't have any sort of learnin disability or anything.
"Don't really get why people are so obsessed about what other people do with their kids."
You only say that because you don't think male circumcision is abuse, but it is. You wouldn't say that people should mind their own business when it comes to someone starving their child, or beating them up, or murdering them. Or to parents mutilating their girls.
I'm so sick of people being pro-genital-mutilation in these threads just because onion is against it. It's entirely non-therapeutic, harmful cosmetic surgery performed on a non-consenting individual, and it's rightly seen as barbaric in many parts of the world, with grown men suing their doctors for making them have permanently reduced sexual function. That's why people are "obsessed" about it: because mutilating kids is despicable. Everyone should have the right to bodily integrity, not just females.
Lol no. She's 22. That's too old for Gerg.>>317578
Ugh who is this old wanker and why does he think he's got any business knowing what my ovaries are up to? If he's not a gynecologist, the he's got none. Ew. What a creep.>>317608
So Onion is an old creep who is fans of other old creeps. Makes sense. >>317624
The future's bright with this one, innit? From one "toxic" place (maybe. her parents could've been legit toxic or she could've just been a spoilt brat. who even knows) to another that's definitely for realsies toxic.>>317627>At least she's gay so onion can't put his greasy hands on her.
She's gay now. But she's 16 and Onion manages to be very convincing about ppls' sexual orientations.
Ugh. I'm holding onto the fact she is only following/interacting with lainey, so maybe she wants to resolve things with her and not onion boy. It'd actually be pretty funny if she goes back but hates onion and actually cucked him. But I doubt billie could ever come back unless she bowed to the ~h0lY tRiNitY~. >>317648
I doubt billie would drop ayalla. If she does end up coming back, it'd be cause onion dropped his insane ultimatums. Lainey never agreed to any of those ultimatums either so it was only greg's demands.
Hi, Greg! How nice of you to join us!
Actually it's not mutilation, FGM is mutilation. SJW types caught onto the "circumcision is mutilation!" bandwagon because they realised that there was some kind of hypocrisy there if they didn't and that the MRAs would have something to complain about.
But in reality there's a huge difference between cutting off a little bit of skin to keep your genitals clean and cutting off entire labia which has no benefits, causes complications in pregnancy, makes it difficult to pee, is prone to infection…
Considering you're unfamiliar with the way the website works, I'll give you a tip. Why don't you start a thread on circumcision, Greg? :) I'm sure lots of lovely ladies here would love to partake in your shitty polls.
Not the same anon, but they're right to some extent about men suing doctors, the fact it's usually a completely unnecessary procedure 99© of the time, etc etc etc.
Honestly removing your child's foreskin is NOT that common in most places around the world. Idk how that became so popular in the US. It shouldn't be. Just teach your children how to wash himself correctly, goddamn. Can't you fucking do that?
Still, let's be honest… Who fucking cares about that here?
Sage because no one wants to talk about dicks and onion in the same thread
It's popular because doctors could charge more for an unneeded surgery and claim it was more hygenic.>>317680
There's nothing wrong with being against it but I think we can agree that bitching at people on twitter and calling famous youtubers monsters is not the way to express that belief.
He must've gotten more botox/cosmetic surgery.
He's learned that wearing striped shirts, stealing Lainey's makeup, and wearing his hair like deefizzy and cyr won't make him younger.
fuck off Greg
and stop derailing the thread while you're at it
Okay I just want to point out I said this >>317541
and this is basically what this video is. lmao
They look through pics and lainey says yes/no if she wants to date them while greg insults everyone.
He also makes sure to tell us this is not them looking for a new gf.
At the end greg says "want to play the see if your lipstick can transfer to my face game" so they can makeout on camera. Then lainey says a little lipstick transferred and greg says "im nonbinary now"
Thats about it.
I feel like it's not so much she's the main caretaker but helps Lainey out.
Hey Sarah I fed him will you change his diaper?
More like taking over gregs job as a dad than actually being an actual full time nanny. Especially since Lainey isn't in/about to finish school so it's not like she's in classes all day.
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How the fuck is she in debt she's 19 with no job what place would give her a loan or a credit card??
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I don't know why I do this to myself,, I watched it for a few seconds, not enough to see him talk shit about his fans. What is going on with his hair? Turning 31 did really affect his self esteem, he is trying so hard to look younger he went for the old bieber/2005 emo hair. No Greg, stop. I didn't think I could lose more respect for him because I didn't have any anymore in the fist place, but yeah I guess it is possible. gross.
also, the comment section is ridiculous. it always is. a bunch of fans kissing their asses and being dicks to anyone who says anything bad about them.
HIS EYES!!!! WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS EYES?!?!?!?!
They're at serial killer-level omg…
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See the YouTube logo?
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i like how she say no to anyone her age or older but attractive but says yeah to the obvious underage ones who are less than average
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Well, I just had a thought. Considering Lainey is almost finished with a psychology bachelor's degree… she has had much and more information regarding psychopaths/narcissists just like her husband. I think at this point she has accepted that he is how he is, and that is unfixable- i wouldn't be surprised if she pursued psychology in an attempt to understand why gerg was the way he was to her- or if he encouraged it. Why would he encourage that? psychology is extremely useful to know when you want to be an emotional predator.. i have no doubt greg wanted his partner in crime/slave lainey to be well informed so they can better attract, groom, use, and discard.
i wonder if they'll keep this up until they're both well into their 30s/40s? it would be so excusable then.
Also, Greg strikes me as the type of psychopath that has intense rage and self hatred, and hatred for all others (especially women), and so I wouldn't be surprised if he travels out of state or into town to pick up prostitutes and murder them. He screams Serial Killer.
(he just wishes he looked as good as Christian Bale)
Surprisingly, Lainey was pretty mature during this and was pretty respectful, save for the "25 is too old" reaction her and Greg had (ya good job at hiding the pedo vibes u two).
Greg, however, was a piece of shit and contributed nothing other than incredibly obvious jealousy and petty insults that were "justified" by "hey you submitted your own pictures you signed up for this!!!" I had to cover up my screen everytime he popped up because I honestly can't stand seeing his face anymore.
That obnoxious fucking giggle he has makes me want to vomit.
Also, that Bieber look is doing him no favors whatsoever, how embarrassing.
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Lainey be tweeting: What made you do this to me? Did you want me to set you free?
Pic related, just replace "he" with "she", honey.
What do y'all think?
Also, his dad is not a child molester for crying out loud!!! And (supposedly) his mommy gave him full body massages!!! Gawd!
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Is it just me, or am I the only one who remembered that the minute Lainey hit 20 and left her teen years behind, they started having "marital problems"?
His father wasn't a child molester tho?
If gregs mom is anything like him, she seems like the sort to lie to drag someones reputation through the mud.
All he has is being an edge lord, pandering to the pissy teenage demographic.
Notice how his teen brides have issues with their intermediate family? He's their potential escape. He creates a safe haven because he's a eternal teenager himself.
"Come here to neverland, I have all the new gaming consoles and we can wear our pj's all day long. Quit high school, I'll teach you. etc. etc"
I mean seeing how disgusted greg was saying that girl looked 25, 20 is basically close to retirement age for him.
Imagine how different she would be if she had went to college like a normal person and had all those experiences and actually grew up. Didn't she used to do gymnastics and in the early days with greg, still do tumbling stuff on a trampoline? That never happens anymore.
It kind of sucks cause even if she leaves greg, she is stuck with him forever basically because of her kids unless they want nothing to do with him or greg wants nothing to do with them.
I wonder is greg gonna keep shaming/talking bad about lainey like he did his other gfs because that would be awful for his kids. Right now he probably thinks they are too young to care, but troy is getting old enough to really understand when daddy is being mean to mommy. And kids pick up things, so this is all affecting them now even though they want to pretend it's not. (and EO can shove it about their assumptions the kids are not noticing things. I spent two internships during my masters working with kids and parents in schools as a social worker.).
Divorce is really traumatic for kids and how parents handle it is so important, and I have zero faith in lainey and greg handling it right. You do not shit talk your ex-spouse after a divorce to your kids or to the internet where they will see it.
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Got this idea from the starter pack thread.
Greasecock, stahp! You're gonna end up behind bars soon if you keep this up!
"Girls With Big Boobs"https://vid.me/0MVF
It uploads, does not embed. Embeds are quick, like links. vid.me (and probably other services) is a reupload. But you can click back to the video on YT if it's hosted there, yes.
IIRC embeds will increase the views on YT, but uploads will not. You could always save the video file host it to a different service.
not trying to brag but I made the onion starter pack in /b/. unfortunately i only realized i had left out the vegetarian body once i had posted the picture.
yours is perfect, anon.
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micro dick and losing his hair
shit no wonder he's been losing it more than usual
I'm hoping Billie is doing this just to be on "pally terms" (keeping the peace) with Doormat so that she and Grease stop harassing her and in turn - their fans stop spamming Billie's social media accounts. If I was in that same situation; I'd do the same thing if I was still intent on becoming an online idol… just so I could keep old fans and attract new fans of my own without someone else's braindead fans calling me a whore and a homewrecker every two minutes of the day.
Billie is an attention whore, she's not going to set all of her social media accounts to private, she wants an online following as much as Ayalla does. I doubt there would be any point blocking Doormat and Grease either as she seems to be like the sort of person who actually cares too much what people have to say about them - whether it's positive or negative, not only that though… blocking them wouldn't stop their fans from harassing her either.
That's what I'm hoping for anyway, if she goes back - she's a fucking idiot and deserves everything that's coming to her… and it will come to her because Grease ruins everything he touches.
He's like King Midas, except everything doesn't turn to gold with him, it turns to grease… the kind of stinky black shit that clings to the bottom of an oven.
Someone should send him some caustic soda for his next birthday.>>317696
Ahh, I see he's back to wearing masks… gotta hide those chemical peel burns and botox swellings before he starts using Doormat to lure in little teenage girls for him to diddle again.
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Greaseball's guide to getting a "vegetarian bodyyyyy!!" food pyramid.
>>Not recommended for actual vegetarians or vegans.
Why do people over estimate him so much? He's not some master manipulator, he's not subtle or charismatic or anything close to being what everyone makes out he is. He's terrible at manipulation, the only reason it works is because he manipulates teenage girls. Jesus christ in what world is "IF YOU DON'T CALL ME BACK YOU DON'T LOVE ME" after day 3 of speaking to someone him being a master manipulator?
He's not smart, he's barely literate. He's not got the forward planning to think "OH, if Taylor gets this degree she will be able to help me groom kids! RESULT!" He's just letting her do it because it'll shut her up, she's an edgelord too and thinks she understands people.
Can we stop making out he's amazing at what he does? He's just a tubby old man grasping at the straw-like hair of barely legal teens.
Hahahaha, you're experiencing the same frustration now that a lot of older anons do, a lot of anons went through the same thing since thread #1.
Bless you, anon… Welcome to the oldfag ranks.
It's usually newfags from EOliveson and other anti-o Tumblr blogs that tend to exhibit this perception of him being some kind of psychological anomaly and "mastermind", he's as thick as pigshit.
Narcissistic sociopaths are some of the easiest people with mental disorders to identify because they're so superficial, glib and obvious with their thoughts and feelings. I'll be a bit more relaxed and say, yes… they're hard to identify if you lack social experiences and are used to living in a safety bubble where you're more than likely to ever even meet them.
Taylor did that online course to shut her parents up, they were so fucking upset with her quitting school just to court him behind their backs. This was her way of shutting them up… she couldn't continue a career in a medical field unless she put a shit ton of effort into it.
In closing; Don't give Greasecock more credit than he's actually never deserved in the first place - 20 years ago at the age he is now, this same guy would've been hanging around High School fences trying to pick up the most pliable and vulnerable girls he could shout out to.
'The health benefits of male circumcision have been well documented, including substantially lower risks of HIV and other viral and some bacterial sexually transmitted infections.
'It also lowers rates of penile cancer and possibly prostate cancer - and women whose partners are circumcised have lower rates of cervical cancer and infections such as HPV and chlamydia.
good job gurgles! right again
between 10 to 20 years ago*
I'm gonna sage this for a personal experience, but there were older guys hanging around at my high school for the same reasons… they would try to "woo" 11 to 17 year olds with this air of "confidence" and "charisma" and they were well into their 20's and 30's…
They especially target those with barely any friends, they actually watch from afar… and they especially will target you if you're alone sometimes.
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They fucking did though.
Finally some people are waking up to the fact they only want barely legal eighteen year olds.
And yeah, they did say it. Not literally
like Plainey said, but they did imply it (or at least gargoyle did)
Yeah we all know that plainey just agrees for the sake of agreeing.
But personally, I think she's a little pedo herself.
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I literally hate Greg's idea that if you're post pubescent, omg I'm not a pedo. She has tits! They might be 15 year old tits, but they're tits!!
He claims there's no difference between 16 and 18, but literally consent. Consent is the difference. And that the younger you are, the less experience you have, the more vulnerable you are, the easier you are to manipulate. That's why he goes after children because they're the easiest to control.
Skye got older and he couldn't control her anymore, goes after the 16 year old Canadian singer Shiloh. He loses control, she goes crazy. He tries to date a 26 year old, realises how he can't manipulate her, goes back Shiloh. Gets with 17 year old Lainey.
He's disgusting. He gets older but his prey stay the same.
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Anyone watch this show and can comment on that?
it's because he's technically
correct and you know how he loves to be right about controversial things
Nah, Tandy is actually likeable and relatable. You should watch it anon, it's a good show.
I still like the Dennis comparison tbh.
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So why was the age mentioned at all? As soon as the age was mentioned they both gagged and wanted to move on.
They aren't fooling anyone.
O - Orchestrate bg check ensuring age gap
N - "Nice guy" over internet
I - Intercourse them IRL
S - Separate them from their loved ones
I - Indoctrinate through gaslighting
O - Obedience through dependence
N - Next, bored of this one
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(replace one of the I's with impregnation if desired)
Soooooo defensive lmao
It enrages her that even her fans are catching up to her little pedo fantasies.
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Eh, not really a preferred method you've used but still those are some interesting things to say right there from Sarah at least. So she's being charter schooled online in the House of Onion, while MommyCantKeepAHusband is okay with it? Jesus, no wonder the kid came from a broken home. I can't even imagine what sort of parent is so unattached to their daughter they'd be alright with this. Honestly where the hell do they find these people? You just don't meet people that degenerate everyday…
Also since she admitted she's not the nanny she has basically confirmed she is a replacement for Billie.
I agree it does bring the information that Sarah is there for no reason. Why be there if she isn't the nanny? Keeping Lainey happy?
Also I feel like she shot herself in the foot by doing an online school vs. regular high school. I could be wrong, it could be accepted by colleges and she could keep going on with her life but seriously doubt it
Online school never
looks as good as normal school. And it especially depends what kind of online she's doing… When I was in high school there were online classes and they were never grades, just P/F which is useless when it comes to college.
And it brings the question of why she's there all day and can't go to a real school if she's not watching the kids. What do they need her around for? It's just weird.
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Well, here we go
This is kind of disappointing. I think she's pretty cute, her natural hair suits her. Pastel hair is only going to make her look younger.
Wait a second…
The fact that he gets his wife to help him bait in teens is disgusting.
I watched a show about killer women, and one of them worked with their husband to rape little girls. It eventually escalated to them murdering.
Now I'm not saying that would happen, Greg is waaay too much of a narcissist. But it does remind me of their predatory ways.
Are you not supposed to put powder over liquid? (I genuinely don't know…I only use powder)
Also how does she not know that her foundation is too orange for her skin?
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More like ease your pedo husband's boner
Oookay why is she living with them and going to online school? Shes a minor so her parents had to allow her to do that. That's fucking sad. What garbageo parents.
And what pile of garbage would encourage her to do that (gergo and lamo). Are they going to take in any 16 yr old who wants to drop out so lainey can have a friend? Isn't that what puppies are for not random teenage children. Go make friends in your area lainey and stop moving in teenagers. Go join an activity or club ffs. If you have a nanny you dont have to sit at home 24/7. Why have a nanny if you dont leave the house? What an absolute trash "friend" lainey is to allow her "friend" to ruin her life just so she can have a buddy. She is as garbage as onion.
Also how the fuck is onion not getting any consequences or backlash for basically posting child porn? Underage girls in their bras? Is no one reporting this? Wtf YT.
this video is so gross. I couldn't imagine submitting my picture to someone I admire enough to use their personal forums just to have them mock me in front of their audience.
congrats she's like 20 years old and going to be insecure about her forehead wrinkles forever.
Her parents had to approve of her living with them. She is not allowed to run away and do what she wants without parental consent because she is a minor.
Also apparently her mom was a big fan of lainey or some shit. Also she got her sister to name her daughter Lainey after Lainey. They are all sorts of fucked up
this is probably a joke but the only kind of people who are that
accepting and lenient of whatever their kid does or whoever they talk to is usually white trash.
its that luxymoo girl who is 21>>318136
I mean all he posts is drama and underage girls. Eugenia was basically his muse cause he got so many views making five thousand videos about her.
I fucking told you all she's a pathalogical liar… another recent example was her all up her husband's ass saying that branding Billie was a "suggestion" and not an "ultimatum".
Please do not pity this piece of shit, she's his doormat and will do anything he asks of her.
Lies, lies, lies.
She flirts with underage fangirls and between that, posting vague emo lyrics and trying to claim she's not CIS, she does it on a constant basis.
She's even currently got Sarah living with her now, because her parents are as fucking brain damaged as these two fuckers are.
Pitying this piece of shit does nothing but enable their actions, her and her greasy shitstain of a husband… I'm literally begging anons to please stop it, she's his #1 fan/stan… she always has been and always will be and she will do anything he says - there is no helping her.
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I wish I was kidding. You can see in her tweets her mentioning her niece "Lainey". And these tweets before she was born. She already knew lainey at this point and was obsessed with her. Idk if her sister just liked the name so she agreed to the suggestion, but still fucking weird to convince your sister to name her kid Lainey and for them to actually do it.
holy shit she looks really young.
I'm more questioning of the image he posted in relation to himself, fucking narcissist.
No you dont "still got it" Greasemonger, when you're so obsessed with how you look to teenagers and you're constantly shooting botox into your caveman brow, you don't fucking "still got it".
Disgusting little trite man.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
That confirms it then, she's being groomed by Grease and Doormat.
Leave the Twitter trolls alone, they're still doing god's work.
I like the Twitter trolls, they're more useful than the anti-O blogs by miles.
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Because you asked nicely.
It's seriously so depressing, when I read through the threads sometimes, I literally have to bite down on my fist to hold the tears back.
I don't understand why they keep getting away with this shit, especially when another YT'er got prosecuted recently for doing near enough the same thing.
It's the reason I'm going to stop following these threads if Billie goes back, I should of stopped following once Sarah was over there, but I had no idea it was this fucking bad… they're grooming her, it was never a "joke" and her parents are A-OK with it.
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Whoever submitted this to Stevie, fuck off.
We haven't said shit about Sarah's reason for being there other than being Lainey's underage "friend".
Grease mentioned Selena over the Halloween staycation and mentioned receiving a birthday gift from her, we don't know whether or not she's still there and we haven't discussed the matter any further because there's nothing else to go by… it's entirely possible that Sarah has now taken over the role of "nanny" and Selena is no longer there.
If you're going to mention us, get your fucking facts together first.
FFS, Stevie and Keith hate us all as it is because we point them out on their own hypocrisy and questionable mental states, you're just providing them with more reasons to invalidate us as a credible source when you do this shit.
Because it was a little unnecessary to say to a 16 (or is she 17 idk) year old, lol. I can re-post the original but I don't want Onion or Lainey to get dramatic about it later.
"See? These haturz harass minors! We just compliment their boobs!"
true true, and it seemed all ~heat of the moment type stuff anyway. the most important info is still there so it doesn't matter.
I just wish we knew the real situation going on there.
Best guess is that her parents are trash and they thought it would be okay for her to live there because her mom apparently loves Lainey and are hoping maybe she'll get some money. There's a chance that they're paying for her school, too.
From Onion and Lainey's end… Lainey has no other friends and Onion needs someone to fill the void Billie left, even though Sarah looks like a goddamn potato.
Who knows, though. Safe to say she's doing nothing productive there.
Huh, okay… I guess that's where Stevie's blog anon got that idea from then.
Still, can newfags stop crossposting there… the only thing that DSSCTM and Eoliveson need to know about lolcow is that they have their own thread here.
Too lazy to look back a thread, but I recall Sarah saying her dad kicked her out for proclaiming that she didn't believe in God. Dumbass couldn't wait until she had her own place before telling her dad.>>318205
Source for DSSCTM being exposethebad?
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They both had the same avatar of the burning hand, DSSCTM changed it when he read about some extremist group using it as a symbol.
I will never understand why a girl with an up and coming career left it all behind to live with onion boy. She was on the road to becoming really big and she decided dating a youtuber was a better idea? Like even if you're young, that seems like a clear choice.
It's really depressing because this whole time onion boy should have got whats been coming to him for a long time, but he just keeps getting away with doing anything because everyone ignores him and doesnt make him face any consequences.
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No they didn't. I'm a farm lurker and this is their avatar. It's what their avatar was when they posted dishonorable discharged lies. Posting stuff on fire doesn't = same person. Onion is a piece of shit but there are too many newfags, conspiritards in this thread.
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I had to skip back a lot on his Twitter, but he deffo had the burning hand avatar for a while.
Exposethebad on Kiwifarms has one very similar, I also might of accidently exposed him by looking this stuff up… if it's the same anti-o guy on Twitter I'm thinking of, I might just know his wife as well.
If it is the same guy, then I feel bad for his wife as she seems like a really lovely person.>>318215
Yes, because flaming avatar + talking about releasing the exact same info is not at all a coincidence.
Hmm, I wonder how many people on the internet have:
1. A flaming avatar.
2. Talk about obtaining and releasing someone's military records.
3. Have a deep seated hatred and obsession with Onision.
It can't be many.
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Yes, I am DSSCTM despite not being a 60 yo old man. I posted exposethebads avatar and I'm saying you dumbass tumblrtards should post evidence other than "avatars on fire."
Are we really certain that Shiloh would have had a great career if not for Greg? She was several different kinds of batshit and none of them were states of mind that happen quickly as a result of stress or unhappiness living with Greg caused her. That whole temporary amnesia psychodrama makes me think she wouldn't have lasted long in the industry. She would have been hard to work with and she was clearly willing to stage mental illness theater if it helped her in some way.
Greg played with her mind good and proper but someone as bizarre and erratic as Shiloh was eventually going to have trouble. With or without Greg, had she become the next Avril Lavigne, it wouldn't have lasted long. Shiloh would have been late to shows or cancelling them often. She would have found dealing with fans tiresome. She also could not control her weight and it's sad she would need to but she's no Adele. She wasn't talented enough for fans to be able to ignore her craziness.
I apologize, anon. I wasn't trying to derail shit but getting told that people were using the same avatar when it wasn't true is gaslighting by tumblr standards and assholes from tumblr have been shitting up this thread.
That said, not white-knighting anyone, but is Stevie Gore and Stevie Wolfe? Are they the same person or are there many Stevies in onion hate?
Does it really matter how her career or ambitions would of ended up without Gerg? The fact that he got to her before she even had any chances at that is what is tantamount.
It'd be like saying "all these girls were going nowhere so it doesn't matter if Greasey got to them or not" which is a bit harsh, I don't think anyone deserves the onion treatment.
Lainey is showing no intentions of ever leaving him, sucks to be her though… but at this point, I don't really care about what happens to her, she's under no pressure to enable his bullshit, she does it willingly of her own accord.
Is Stevie Wolfe, someguy827? He was banned ages ago, around the time HSanon posted because he was shitting up the thread.
He has his own thread in /snow as well.
its a shame those threads are dead. i really want to submit DSSCTM's bullshit claim that eugenia has terminal cachexia there.
sage fot OT.
>>318236>>eugenia has terminal cachexia there
Lol… whaaaaat? (I posted in that thread earlier so it's recently been bumped if that helps)
(saging because this thread has gone OT since 2 hours ago)
If Billie is attempting damage control by being pally with Lainey, and he claims that his recent Eugenia video is his last one… what the fuck is he gonna make a video about next?
More judgemental bullshit about teenage girls bodies?
He has zero content, none at all… I'm going to predict that he'll go back to whining about Shane Dawson and Danisnotonfire, maybe he'll add in some leafyishere for good measure.
I mean it wasnt certain, but she had just started her career and was really young, and had some fame. If she had continued making music, there was a chance she could have become really famous. So it sucks that she threw it all away to chase after a sociopath which ended up going nowhere, and blowing her chance when she was just starting to peak in her career.
And I don't think being batshit crazy would matter. Have you seen the entertainment industry? How many stars have mental problems and are still successful lol. At least she would have been in her own country with her friends and her agency who could recognize her problems and get her to seek help instead of being with onion boy who just created more mental problems and wouldn't lift a finger to get anyone mental health treatment. She would have people managing her if she was an artist. I doubt her "craziness" would have showed as much as it did with onion.
said we cant really know, but it sucks that she never really got to see it through, because she did have a chance. Even if she didn't become a huge star, she would have been making music, connections, and could probably find a career somewhere in the industry.
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just for fun
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looks like they've been keeping up with this thread (anon referred to sarah as looking like a potato).
notice how sarahs twitter is now 'pudgy potato'
Kek trying to act like she's not referring to an anon in a forum that she refreshes constantly
Sarah is somehow even more boring-looking than Plain. Although Plain is the ugliest of them all, a hundred layers of cakey foundation won't save that Squidward-looking bitch.
Their self esteem is terrible and almost non existent (just like plain's, the ultimate fan girl) so they're okay with being mocked as long as Greg notices them.
Don't worry too much though, his fans are growing up and the new kids are going to think he's a creep because he's starting to show signs of being wayyyy older than them.
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there you go, you are welcome.
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oh and here is lainey, just for fun. i had to choose her gender and unfortunately genderfluid agender genderqueer was not avaliable so i chose female.
sage for sagefag
I think as long as she still acts like a 15 year old he'll put up with her physical age. He likes young girls because of how easy they are to manipulate, the one time he went for someone his own age (AJ) he freaked out because she was strong willed and wasn't obsessed with him. Plain is a perpetual teenager despite her actual
age because she still worships the ground he walks on and deals with anything emotional (eg. Billie) by posting song lyrics and crying selfies. If I didn't know how old she was I'd guess at least 17 simply because of how she conducts herself.
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You used a pic where he put on make up, shooped himself + filters
Here is a candid one
I'm not so sure he's even aware that he's manipulative, just that "oh these girls are like me and they like me, too! Never put up much of an argument!"
He's perpetually 16, so he chooses those who act/are around that age. I think he'll be okay with Lainey getting older as long as she's still emotionally stunted like him and is a door mat/he can fuck other girls. I know a guy like him and he's always dumped them before they reach 19, turns out they just couldn't relate anymore since he's such a giant man child — I don't think Greg has the life experience to KNOW that he's being manipulative but idk, I don't like to think he's that smart with this shit.
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(it'll happen, we know it will)
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Lmfao okay! Confidence y'all, she lacks confidence hence the over 9,000 selfies. Good one EO anon!
none of these fucking idiots understand how long life is, and how these shitty decisions are going to permanently fuck up their lives.
This older guy is interrupting their obviously fragile growth process to use them like toys, mentally and physically, and they probably came from abusive homes where that behavior feels like love. Codependency isn't love, but fuckwit Lainey with her enabling childish Taking Back Thursday shtick has already known that. Now she doesn't have a chance to grow out of it without uprooting her children's lives, but it's a more mature decision than staying with a misogynist pedophile.
I think Lainey is a cute name, but yeah, it's weird.
Also her sister looks like a teenager, which is mildly concerning.
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lmao uhhh. sage for way off topic but i saw a post about a tweet mashup site and decided to try it out on our favorite couple. was not disappointed.
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This is hilarious.
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i'm having too much fun with this
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LOL I just realized the context of this tweet. She had tweeted she didn't really like the Fantastic Beasts movie, and a fan tweeted that they had really liked it but seeing her (chrissy) post that she didnt like it ruined it for her. So she was telling them that they can have their own opinions on things. Then somehow this is Onions reply to that.
what was the point of this reply? to be a cunt?>>318392
so much asskissing. i wonder how much shit accumulates on her lips before she gets uncomfortable>>318412
atleast on the lowkey
not sure his fanbase would be okay with a 31 year old fucking a 16 year old
(note the "not sure", considering how they were okay with him fucking Billie and getting with 17 year old Lainey)
That is hilarious. Does people actually say they're homo-flexible or is did she just shit that one out of her tumblr ass?
Yeah, i guess it pretty much confirms she is living with them because she wants gargoyle.
no one ever comes over for poor plainey ):
Ask(?) her to do something more unique and to be a trendsetter. This girl is going to regret pastel colors. And it's very "in style" and getting boring and I don't think it will look good on her. She should try something darker like a deep green or maybe even purple.
Sage for OT because I made horrible hair mistakes when I was 13-15 and this is giving me horrible flashbacks.
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??? Why are they bothered by an obvious joke tweet, holy shit. Onion gets anal over everything.
"she texted me"
haha, it's just so funny how it seems like they barely ever talk face to face. they're always glued to their phones and computers.
from two people who are always saying "it's just a joke!!!", suddenly they can't take jokesit's as if they're gigantic hypocrites who can dish but can't take it
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Oh shut up…..
It's onion, up to 18 is fine. He is okay with people changing mentally up the age of 18 and then stop there for the rest of your life or until he determines you've gotten too old and ugly for his pedophile taste. >>318476
Yeah totally. Declaring you love someone like a day after meeting them is totally love. And he has sex with someone the first time he meets them in person. lmao so ~love~
Hahaha, if that was an underage teen saying the same thing, he would've been allllll over it.
He's extremely threatened by other males, this is always going to be his reaction to them talking to Lainey, joke or not.
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Happy Thanksgiving. Today, I'm thankful that my mom doesn't publish crappy vampire romance novels.
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Lol it got better
Matt Lush is weird but I like him a little bit more for this
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Lol what? Is this really coming from the girl who is trying to be the next girlfriend of Lainey-Is-A-Cunt when people try to be nice to her and Onion? Who she joined in with harassing Eugenia? The retardation and hypocrisy of them and everyone associated with them is insane.
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its always so funny how lainey and her twitter "friends" are all about social justice and are so quick to jump down peoples throats for minor things, but when greg pulls the same shit they stay quiet
So do y'all think Onion's getting more work done? 'Cause he's hiding behind masks again and not showing his face on main channel videos…>>318646
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>plainclone's face when Luxymoo gets invited to the Onion mansion as Billie's replacement yet still no invitation for her
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well, that just gave it away, now didn't it?>>318633>>318646
Lainey and her followers are selfish, hypocritical, fake ass feminists who make the rest of us look bad. It's so frustrating.
Haylee is so annoying.
But everyone knows that you have to like Greg and eat up his bullshit if you want to date Lainey, so…
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People are calling him out for this one.
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you aren't alone.
I want him to lose everything first though.
His fanbase ← getting tired of his shit
Matthew Lush, Matthew Lush…
Oh shit! Wasn't he Gay God(Tm) on myspace? He's a washed up old fag now, eh?
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Accurate picture of Plank's college.
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Greg is just being an asshole left and right. GG
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I just noticed this lol sorry
Lol, poor little Onion.
You know Greg, it's never too late to pull the trigger
. Or, check yourself into a psychiatric hospital.
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Oops, my hand slipped
Sage for zero self control
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Why would anyone coddle anger? What? Some people express sadness through anger yeah and uh well if you're angry and yell/hurt someone else, then no you wont be coddled for obvious reasons. Yelling/hurting someone else =/= crying/being down.
Also wtf is with men/women. What about your agender wife? Which one is she lmao.
Both men and women can express anger OR sadness. And if a women was angry and yelling/hurting others she would probably not be "coddled" either whatever that means. Is he mad lainey gets sympathy from her emo tweets while he gets people thinking hes psycho from his anger rants?
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…but you have Richie and Jaclyn blocked though?
Hypocritical loser, go cake on some more pancake powder and spare us the idiocy.
How sexist of you, Greg!
Boy, I'm loving this. I wish he'd have a meltdown every single day. it's easier to see his hypocrisy, hopefully some people will notice that.
So much for being a feminazi
These recent tweets honestly sound like he's having a meltdown at Thanksgiving at home, he probably threw the tofurky at Lamey's face because Sarah refuses to eat it because that child is scared of putting on any weight and Billie isn't around to suck his tiny cock.
TBH, I wouldn't want to sit around the table with a greasy pedo with a red cosmetically overworked baboon face smacking his lips at me as he eats.
I'd be very frightened sitting across Greasecock staring at me relentlessly while eating…
Saged bc Halloween is over.
Nah, he's always referred to her as "my wife" rather than giving her any individuality of her own.
Because she's married to the GREAT gurgles, dontchaknow? It's just his narcissism shining through per usual.
>>318819>>unrelated note, either of them have n00dz
No, that's one of the things they're careful about not to throw around.
And I'll throw in a "ewwwww" for good measure.
I think lainey looks decently attractive from some angles/with the right makeup.
I think billie is way more attractive. Shes very pretty and I admit I like her hair and her style.
Onision doesn't match up to either, he deserves someone as greasy and disgusting as he is.
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Something about Lainey's face has always reminded me of the villagers from Minecraft even though I haven't played in a long time.
Makes me want to play again. kek
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Why are she and her fans so obnoxious about everything?
Yet, Grease only retweets and replies to people with a poor grasp of grammar and spelling to invalidate them and make them look like idiots.
The hypocrisy is so strong in all of them.
She does, but you can't fap to it… it's like middle-aged mom-of-three porn.
Only if you class seeing the top of her chest/in a sports bra and boxer shorts/showing bits of skin except titties, ass and vajay as nude.
There's no nudes of her online, or of Billie… the only way we'd get those is if someone revenge-porn'ed her or hacked their phones.
I've never seen it either, I'm not sure what "implied" tits means, but I know I haven't seen her titties fully exposed.
But I'm curious too, I may of missed it at some point as I blocked all image previews/thumbnails since that disgusting CP bot was making it's rounds on here a couple of months ago.
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HELP US GREG!
We can't do anything as a family, we need a 31 year old acne manchild to save us
Why is Eugenia responsible for children whose parents don't give enough of a shit to place parental controls on their electronics?
Couldn't this be applied to Grease, too?
"Help! My 13 year old sister wants to date a 32 year old man and run away from home just like Laineybot."
If you're easily influenced by unhealthy shit you see on the internet, then you shouldn't be seeking it out.
It's like blaming your violent outbursts on video games.
But then, I forget that's exactly why Gurgles has fans in the first place… easily influenced and naive as fuck.
>>318851> Eugenia made me starve myself too
Holy fuck, she didn't make you do anything. If these braindead pre-teens are so influenced by 1 fucking girl's presence on the internet, they've got some serious issues that can't be solved by Eugenia just getting help herself.
EDs aren't a chain reaction where if one person has it, other people catching/ one person overcomes it, other people will overcome it too.
Also, I can't roll my eyes harder at "I haven't ate for hours!! 1 !"
Please, do these asskissing wannarexics think skipping dinner for a night or 2 means you have a fucking eating disorder?
Sorry for the rant, but Onion's make me so angry, I just want to shake some sense into them.
Apparently everyone has a little sister that developed an eating disorder because of eugenia. yeah right. I wouldn't be surprised if gerg didn't just email himself that because he cant go 2 seconds without mentioning eugenia.
Anorexia isn't caused by looking at one skinny girl. Do these people see pictures of starving people in africa and want to ban them off youtube too because it ~triggered
~ their eating disorder. Lmao wtf. Are we going to ban every skinny person from the entertainment industry too? Go ask people with confirmed eating disorders what they think caused their eating disorder. I doubt any of them will say eugenia.
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>>318851>I havent eaten for HOURS
If those are her legs in her Twitter profile pic…well…
>>318851>I haven't ate for hours
Okay, but isn't this normal? Sometimes classes take a few hours, jobs take a few hours, blah blah. Does anybody eat every hour on the hour? People who don't snack go hours between meals. For a guy who prides himself on his vEGETARIAN BODEH, he's always agreeing with bullshit about diets.
Also, does that e-mail say 1 minute ago? So he got a tweet and then COINCIDENTALLY he immediately got an e-mail from a stranger that backed it up?
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From plainey. this mashup site is so accurate.
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>soccer mom with dead eyes and doughy acne man behind her
omg couple goalzz!!!!!
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Sweet jesus how horrifying
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As much as I dislike Plank, I feel a bit sad when I see her pre-Onion pics
Ew old people!
I think the Botox fill made Onion's face worse now.
Ugh, those Botox fillers aren't even helping him at all. If anything, they're making him look worse!
I hate to say this, I really do, but he looked way better before the fillers. More…human.
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o i am laffin
you look old
but that's not the biggest problem
you look ugly as fuck too
should've gotten cheap plastic surgery while you were in south korea
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Lol, Grug! Why do you always choose the most illogical, left field excuses as to why something you've invited HAS to be true. You think people beleive you spend 24 hours a day slaving away at making internet videos as your sole job, and thus don't have the 10 minutes a dermatologist needs to inject your forehead? Like, when you already go to a dermatologist anyway for your heinous, unending acne?
And anyone who's had botox can tell immediately that he's had it - his eyebrow arch is shifted because he's had to partial forehead job that allows some movement in the brows while smoothing the center (which is how you get the bizarre "evil" eyebrow look). Can't speak to the fillers, but it's pretty clears he's been getting injectables for at least a couples years.
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without even taking his older photos into consideration…if the op isn't proof of botox i don't know what is. makeup can't make his eyebrows and forehead do what it's doing.
I've been waiting to talk to you. You're a disgusting excuse for a human being and the fact that you brought innocent lives into this world to deal with your bullshit makes me sick. Witnessing your nasty teen and impregnation fetishes is going to fuck those kids so up. Your treatment of women while also expecting brownie points for being a self-proclaimed "feminist" is abhorrent.
I sincerely hope all your "haters" comments really get to you and that you don't sleep well at night knowing what a subhuman piece of shit you are.
Go to hell.
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What nightmares are made out of
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I've been wondering why gurg went for Plain in the first place. I mean, it's clear that he likes the Shiloh types (quirky and with alt style). It's not like she was the only one stalking him on tweeter. Was it because she was the most desperate and easy too groom? She was always a very bland girl, lacking personality, hobbies or opinions. The only thing that she had going for her was being a blonde cheerleader. I could see Greg thinking that he has finally succeeded in life by picking up the kind of a girl who wouldn't even look in his direction back when he was in high school.
He likes the shiloh/billie types, but he cant keep them long term because they end up standing up for themselves and wanting to leave because they realize they don't want to sit in his ugly house all day every day and on his small peen for the rest of their life.
Lainey sticks around because shes a doormat, has no goals, and just wanted to be a youtuber's wife and lets him do whatever he wants. She watched him cheat on her and watches him make video/tweets that obviously goes against her own beliefs, and she still happily takes a picture next to him saying "my person <3 "so happy to have you <3". Literally he found a living sex robot that won't oppose him. Too bad when she gets older and uglier, he will replace her with a new model and her loyal commitment and throwing away her morals will all be for nothing. I'm really curious when their kids grow older what they are going to think of their doormat mother and horrible father. I feel like they are either going to completely resent them or be just like them.
PS. You look like a dying caveman
Back to /rk9 u go.
You're new to how these shitlords who want to stay relevant in the public eye, ain'tcha.
I'd like to imagine that the "brit" in this video was inspired by OG spergchan Vickie Shingles. It's a startling resemblance.
Also, his gun skits are starting to freak me out. I know he thinks of himself as a gun control loving liberal, but he seems to fantasize about killing people he dislikes a lot. Of course, it's just "comedy."
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Still salty about the alimony I see, you brought this on yourself Onion.
Stop bitching about people posting their *~master plans.
Out of all the fans that kiss their asses how, do you think, do they pick out the fake ones?
They fucking don't, and the paranoia clearly doesn't stop them from having teenage girlfriends.
I feel you. I used to like those videos. But since the divorce he has gone down the shit storm drain..
The drama just doesn't seem to stop and I keep feeling so embarrassed.
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She isn't stopping
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IM SCREAMING PLANECLONE UST DYED HER HAIR BLUE
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(Take this with a grain of salt since it isn't confirmed and anon might be lying to stir drama)
Because, have you even fucking seen his brow?
His whole fucking face now in comparison of what it used to be like just 10 years ago?
The fact that he keeps covering his face up with masks and making shitty whiteboard videos every three months?
Botox isn't a huge fucking surgical procedure, there are women out there that even throw "botox parties" at their homes for all their friends.
You're as thick as pigshit.
It looks green but whatever.>>319103
I do know she sounded miserable on her Tumblr as of recent, but it could've been in relation to how she feels about her weight. If her mom loves her so much (like she keeps repeatedly saying) then she'd fly her home asap if any shit was going down, yes?
No anon. This is anonymous.
From what I've seen people don't actually fucking do what they say they're going to do, hence blocking any chance for someone else to do it privately.
Do what you want and post when something actually fucking happens.
Get your ass pats some other way.
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Ugh he is so fucking ugly. It's not even just the acne, it's his neanderthal browline and squinty eyes. He looks like a homo faggot and wears too much makeup/filler, and the malnourished twink body does him no favors.
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He needs to continue his journey into facial fillers and botox. Chances are high that he will one day piss off the person with the needle by being a know-it-all. Imagine the possibilities.
>>319112>From what I've seen people don't actually fucking do what they say they're going to do
As far as you
know because they look like any other fan, you fucking retard.
Do you think they're going to pick one out a day after someone's plans are posted and spill all the secrets to some teenager they don't know? Not how it works. Especially when Greg's still licking his wounds over Billie.
For one, people voted on the color. I don't know why you guys choose her of all the other cringey fans to make fun of. This is starting to grasp at straws… and it's not even blue.
>inb4 someone says i'm her
No, I'm not.
her ugly mug triggers
out of all the cringy fans I think she's the most cringe inducing.
she tried to come off that, "she just can't help but look like lain!"when it's more than obvious the girl is trying to look like her on purpose.
Next on the list is her name is Lane.
It seems like Lainey herself barely pays attention to her.
Personally my favorite was when she outed herself that she lurks here when the whole "I feel unsafe" fake tweet surfaced.
She's just overall sad and transparent.
Agreed that she's one of the creepier ones. Many of their fans are creepy and weird but none give off the would-murder-Lainey-to-wear-her-skin vibes quite like she does. I personally don't mind if she gets posted from time to time, as long as it doesn't derail too much.
Has the other Billie wannabe dyed her hair yet?
She changed her hair color and looks less like Lainey and people here are still over analyzing it, lol.
Is she supposed to shave off her eyebrows and never wear makeup? Get plastic surgery?
I don't like her either but I think people in Onion's threads go overboard sometimes.
If we're seriously going to pick out creepy fans who are trying too hard, why has no one mentioned the Luxymoo girl? She was obsess tweeting Lainey for a long time and has had blue hair the entire time.