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> - Greg's "military records" on hand were discovered to be forged and his med records implied that nothing was really wrong with him other than behavioral issues, abnormal blood pressure and ~depression~, along with warts on his freaky dick-textured skin.
> - Lainey is still playing the ~muh anxiety~ card and Grease has enough of her (and so do we).
> - Taytay's relatives paid a little visit to the Onion household and Gregma could no longer contain his rage as soon as her dad showed up.
> - The IRS is now conducting their investigation on Grease as we speak. While this loser tries to stall their plans with a crappy video tour and threatening suicide (lol).
> - Gregma throws a narc tantrum at his ex-wife for not taking the $5,000 alone and abiding by the law (I thought you were all about the law, Grease? Follow it!). He also planned to stalk the shit outta her just like Margo with Venus by trying to obtain her address.
The end is coming, can you feel it?
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This is his response to the fan who shot 3 people and mention Greg by name in his suicide tape.
Really Greg? How hard is it to just say "I don't condone that guys actions"
How the hell can anyone possibly like this waste of space?
He forgot to mention he wrote books with school shootings, glorifies shootings, always has violence in his video. But omg, he wont kill a rabbit! Just a turtle and chickens!
And the part of the video where he mentions he was a fan basically said he thinks the same way as onion. But he of course didnt mention that lmao.
Also no one has been saying its onion's fault that psycho killed people. Just that its no surprise that a psycho would like and agree with another psycho.
Meant to post this in the last thread, but it reached its limit.>>395687
I find this video hilarious in how he keep saying Skye was in "like 1 out of 5 videos," they didn't start the channel together, and she isn't entitled to that much alimony. Meanwhile, he is marking off household objects he's used in maybe one of two videos on his taxes and is suddenly upset when he gets audited.
Gerg STFU and pay the money your supposed to.
If he and Lainey ever get divorced, I feel bad for the kids. They will have a mother/gender fluid parents figure who is unstable and has no real world skills. And they will have the dad from hell who will bash their mother in front of them to try and poison their relationship with her. Those kids are fucked no matter what happens.
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See the name Amber on the fridge - I think Gurg loves to keep us guessing about his kids. Claire, Cloey, Amber - who cares, I guess. I think Bandaid is the most apt name for the baby.
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That recent shooter was a fan of Onision, and his journal writings about men and women sound just like Gerg and his views on women.
Also 1 out of 5 videos is still pretty frequent. And she could be behind the camera or editing or writing scripts for him. Yet he still wants to claim he did 99% of the work. I wasnt around and didnt watch many videos during skye days, but didnt they even have a "haters united" segment and shit like that together, but he wants to deny she did anything? lmao.
I also like how he shows his most popular videos and says see, she wasnt in my most popular videos, my ex-gfs and current wives are! LOL okay? None of those videos existed during your divorce idiot.
I feel bad for the kids because if they have a divorce, its guaranteed to be messy and onion will keep talking shit about their mom and might try to use them against her (and she might do the same), and that's a huge ass no-no to do with kids after a divorce. Can you imagine your parents getting a divorce and your youtuber dad making a bunch of videos online airing the drama to everyone and trying to paint your mom as a villain while signing his rights of his kids to her because he doesnt actually care about you. Poor kids. And lameo will be screaming at the other woman and not gerg for ruining her marriage (because he will only leave if he secures a new girl).>>395834
Nah, that was posted today after someone pointed out "cloey" in here. So its clear this one was on purpose. The claire banner came out at a time where everyone was guessing about the baby, so that also seemed deliberate. I feel like the IRS spurge one would be the realest one and its most likely the kids name is Cloey. Because Cloey isn't a common name someone would pretend their kid is named like Amber and Claire lmao.
Is there more on this?
Sage for no contribution
I'd rather the media not give him attention because thats what he wants. He doesnt care if he inspired a killer. He'd use it for views on his channel, and it'd attract more shooter idealizers to his channel. His dream is to get on shows like dr.phil and shit to get attention and views. He cant get in trouble for a shooter being a fan of his, and lameo doesnt care if gerg is a mass murderer himself so its not like it will wake her up. His channels are already dying, so i'd just let them run its course.>>395840
Lmao the first line was straight up what gerg has said. I feel like this is shit onion wishes he could say, but hes still trying to pretend hes not a sexist, racist, prejudice asshole. I also dont know if this person actually believes women are better than men, whereas onion says that but doesnt actually mean it, and onion often uses the women are better to excuse his shit behavior. Like "men are prone to wanting to fuck all women and will leave you for another woman unless you stop them, so you have to keep them in check. Thanks to my sweet wife lameo for helping keep my dumb man self in check. But that is just ~biology~ so i didnt cheat and im not an asshole and its all billie's fault"
The shooter was a pretty good friend of Damien (makemebad35) and collaborated with him in videos a few years back as well as shared mutual friends and played games together over XBL. They also spoke more recently, according to the shooter's journals and Damien's Tweets.
Damien is friends, or on friendly terms, with ReGergutate.
There's an eerie connection.
Lol, of course he realizes.
He's not stupid, just insane.
Just think if they stayed together while YouTube's gone down with the $$$, Skye's talents would've saved his ass from the inevitable end and wouldn't have to look like a retard e-begging for money.
All he has left is Lamo now.
LOL STAY MAD!
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I apologise for replying to some posts in the last thread as I've been away for a week, so I'll sage for that reason.>>395432
Skye is very, very wise to his bullshit and has said as much before in the past… she won't modify or change anything in relation to what has been technically set in stone by the court. She is so much more intelligent than he could ever wish to be and his reaction makes him sound extremely mentally challenged.
In other words; he can throw a pissy baby tantrum as hard as he wants to - it's not going to change a court order, and Google (lolwtf?!) can't do shit about it either… I'm 110% convinced at this point that he's completely mentally retarded - the fact that he thinks that sort of response is a testament to his superior ~hOnEsTeE & FaX & LoGix~ speaks so much volume about his mental capabilities.
How embarrassing. >>395442
I'm laughing my ass off because he's seriously convinced that his teenage and pre-teen fans understand legal issues or even fucking care.
two editing stations on one floor, i think it was 5 in total.
remember his phase of making shitty videos consisting of shitty whiteboard stick figure drawings? Five editing stations, 3 storey house with multiple guest rooms. more than one house.
i dont know if it's normal to americans or people living outside the city but to me, his house and yard is unreasonably huge. he could downsize and sell a whole lot without depriving his kids or lowering the non-existent quality of his content.
dude needs to visit a third world country or at least spend a few months running out of money for groceries every week.
I feel he's always been completely serious about the whole sicesca/cult idea, and having a house that big meant he could move in his potential followers any time he wanted to on the promise they could work for him/edit/create videos. I really believe he wanted to not only have a cult consisting of obedient teenage girls, but he hoped they'd eventually end up doing the work for him because age is inevitable and he can't capitalize on his brand forever without a fresh supply of new ideas, trends and fashions that young girls can provide.
There's is no other reason why he has a huge empty house that size for just himself, his wife and two kids… the dirty old man wanted to lure in teenage girls to come join his cult of suk mi to feed his greed, fulfil his creepy fetishes and fuel his narcissism.
I don't think so, I don't think Billie or Ayalla would've kept quiet about that shit if he was.
His cult idea fell on it's ass because he's so mentally unstable, he's being destroyed by his own narcissism.
I hope he doesn't keep this up when she's old enough to read her own name. Can you imagine how fucking confusing it would be to have your dad spell out other girls' names on the walls of your bedroom, on the fridge next to your brother's name, etc? Combined with all the other shit she'll be getting in that dysfunctional household it's going to make her feel so unwanted and replaceable.>>395859
True, like in >>395824
people aren't actually calling him out for inspiring anything but for his self-centered and insensitive response. He might THINK any attention is good attention, but he's so far gone that the more people see him, the more they'll realise what a crazy fucker he is.>>395871
Skye was in some of his videos just like some children's toys were in some of his videos. So just like those toys are tax write-offs, Skye/their marriage/divorce/alimony is a tax write-off. LOGIC! FAX!
I wonder how she feels about his mental state deteriorating as of now. Since she too kinda looked up to him. >>395915
Maybe that's why he wanted to track down Skye, she must've been an OG member and needed someone (other than Lainey) to lure in fresh meat and as a backup. She was once known as "his Cooba".
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>>395932>"Mr. Gregory, you can't just claim everything as a business expense, when it's clearly being used for personal reasons. You'll have to pay a lot of taxes">"Oh yeah, let me just show you this video I just made and show you some FACTS, you cunt!"
I hope he gets fucked by them, so hard.
Yeah the "Claire" seems like he did it purposefully. Cloey is the least likely to be on purpose and probably the real name, and "Claire" and "Cloey" starts off the same way. If you were thinking of a name that wasn't the actual name, you might say something that is close to it but different.>>395915
I was thinking the same thing. How else will he house his sister wives dreams and all their children?? I think the only reason he isn't pushing lameo for a new girlfriend is because his money is tanking and he is trying to fix it first. >>395932
I'm wondering if this IRS stuff is for real. Like can he be that stupid to make a video showing evidence that he claimed personal expenses as business expenses and hes basically frauding the system? I thought he was always super careful about legal shit, but this is dumb as hell. And if they look into it, this would be YEARS of him doing this shit. I wonder how much trouble he can get into for this.
I'm also scared of what he will do if he for real loses it all. Like when its clear his career is dead and he no longer has a powerful online presence, or if he ends up owing a ton of money he cant afford and cant figure out a way to scam people to giving him enough money. I could totally see him going on a murder spree if he feels his "life is over".
Tinfoilhatting here, but maybe the Amber has something to do with the shithead farmers that tried to make drama on Lainey's younow yesterday. >>395938
She said that she wanted to cry or something, and kept trying to block them but the chat was prob moving too fast. She probably got upset, ran to Onion crying and then he threw out this "bait" because Cloey's name is on here.
Like the anon over me says, we're not fucking harassers. Please don't do this shit, and if you're trying to troll them then at least don't go about it like a 12 year old would. It's cringy as fuck and you don't get any milk from doing it, other than maybe a decoy photo.
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Billie? Is that you?
The house itself, absolutely. The yard is nice, and a good plot of land never sucks if you can maintain it, but all that house is so wasteful. He talks such trash about American's doing this and that to poor countries/people when he's clearly benefiting off of the American system and has a very American approach to living with wanting way more than he needs.
I showed that house tour to my mother and she couldn't stop talking about the ridiculous size of his house. My mother is not very smart and does not own property, but even she was laughing when he was saying he claimed shit like his bathroom on taxes.
Also, with the tax stuff. Did he get audited twice or something? Did he get in trouble for trying to claim his divorce as a business expense (lmfao!) and then CONTINUE to lie on taxes or is this a continued issue since then? Because I know audits can fuck up a person's life for years. If he actually got in trouble once and didn't learn not to fuck with the IRS then he's doubly dumb and I hope he gets jail time for fraud.
they're probably just kiwis; dumb attention-whoring shit like that is acceptable there>>395969
Would take anything "HSAnon" said with a grain of salt, but Greg would definitely enjoy having a cult, no question about it. I'm thinking that it might be something he pursues when he's older and doesn't have the social media attention to fall back on anymore. Most cult leaders run through a few failed ventures before starting the cult.
I agree with this Anon, everything he buys is for status.
Huge house, tons of expensive shit he doesn't really need, like a 5 work stations with PCs that are worth at least $3k, expensive cars he doesn't really use except to drive to the mall, 3 fucking houses that are all badly furnished, random expensive recliners, a $200 rice cooker…
His house is basically a playground full of expensive toys that he doesn't really need but buys for status and because he is an eternal manchild.
Lainey will never visit Fiji.
they aren't as accessible. gotta pay money for a copy and prove you are a parent/guardian/legal entity. this is to reduce fraud.
think we won't find out until the divorce saga.
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Look who was on Shane's podcast. I'm sure onion will have a bitch fit about this.
Yeah… People seem to forget or may not know that HSAnon got a lot of things wrong that he should have known about Gerg's life if he knew Gerg from HS. The things he correctly mentioned could easily be found online because Gerg spregged his life into pieces. When HSAnon came forth in 2015, Gerg was well known for being a narc and his cult was also discussed heavily by others after SomeGuy found it in 2010.
I think Gerg was so unmemorable in HS, and that's why nobody legitimate has talked about him from those days. Kind of funny.
Not sure if it was posted in previous threads, but on his Patreon a patron asked if Gerg would ever talk about his cultish beliefs in videos because the patron identifies with its teachings or something. It was really spergy. The patron detailed his own beliefs, which he gave a name (his name, so you know HE came up with this genius concept), and told Gerg that if he mentioned that patron's beliefs to credit HIM.
There was no milk in that podcast, everyone was acting retarded there.
Bet they've talked about Onion privately though.
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I really think "Cloey" is bait
Ss from video description of one of his main channel videos featuring Shiloh as a character named Cloey.
But that could also be proof it is the name because hes thought of the name before. It's common to use names you like in stories or other things you write/do. He was also the one who picked the name "Troy", so i wouldnt be surprised if he got to pick the name "Cloey".
Now I hope its not her name though, because that would be sad that he named her the same name he made his ex-gf use to play a character. I bet Lameo didnt know/remember that if she agreed to the name lol.
HSAnon could have gotten things wrong and still knew him in high school. I don't think many people would remember things perfectly
about someone they only knew in passing from many years previously.>>395999
omf. Whether he did do that, or it's just troll bait, Gurg is such a fucking creep. I honestly feel bad for anyone who's ever been "dumped" by him because they're stuck with this parasite forever.
He stated multiple times across multiple platforms that he crossdressed, thought he was a girl, hated his penis and wanted to chop it off, and ultimately ended up doing the shooting because he thought when he died he'd get a female body…
So maybe? Never diagnosed though, so who knows
The Sisesca thing is far fetched plus it's a mansion but not a compound.
On previous threads there have been random attempts to bring up Sisesca that made me wonder if it's a marketing tactic for greg to spread exotic drama, the kind of negative attention that does get views, but if these replies here aren't samefagging then you're all just hoping Gurgle is a more interesting kind of narc than he is.
He's previously been able to hoard a sister wife without the trouble of a cult so I doubt it.
Of course he would have commandeered the name picking. Of course.
It really seems like he just can't spell common names and refuses to be corrected. Kid is lucky he's not called "Troi".
Lmao what an edgelord.
Imagine if this is what Onion's kids grow up to be like (though I imagine they'd become the exact opposite from a childhood of seeing the greasemonster's pathetic life in action, not just YouTube videos).
Grease posted a video on OnisionSpeaks that we all knew was coming: "I'm Sorry, I Let You All Down"
Here's the transcript:
Hey there. I look like a bit of a mess because I just woke up, but I just wanted to apologize to you guys, which I’ve done before many times. That’s what narcissists do, right? They go, God, I’m a screw up. I’m so sorry. Perfect narcissism description. [laugh]
>Immediately defensive, hyperbolic, and patting himself on the back for apologizing. DEFINITELY NOT A NARC.
Anyway, I have been screwing up the last few months. Like, really bad. And the way I’ve been screwing up is I’ve been so non-positive about a lot of things and, you know, we all have our moments, or most of us probably have our moments where we’re just, like, stuck in a rut. And, you know, everything seems like it’s falling apart; when it rains it pours etcetera. But that doesn’t excuse me, like, taking it out on everybody else. You know, like, when you’re stressed you’re like 20 times more likely to call someone a number of horrible things, and you’re more likely to lash out and just be mean. It’s like, passing on the bad things to other people making the situation far worse.
>That manipulation tho. Yet again applying his shit behavior to every other person to normalize it and absolve himself of wrongdoing. Just because he takes his anger and frustration out on others through name-calling and belittling them doesn’t mean we all do that shit. Some of us are self aware and have empathy enough to know how to communicate like adults.
So, I’m gonna do what I can to stop. I know I say things. I say, like, you know, I’m gonna wear a mask from now on. And when I say it I totally plan on wearing a mask from now on and then something changes and then I’m like, ok, so I can’t do this anymore. Some people would call that lying, but here’s the problem: lying is conscious. You know? It’s where you say something that you know isn’t true. Um, and I’m just, like, this guy who thinks he knows the future, but I don’t. You know?
>He’s already said this bullshit and we all know he can’t keep up the posi act for longer than a week or two. He’s just a negative person. Also, apologies are fucking meaningless if you're making excuses for your behavior and not setting actual goals to change. "I'm going to try" isn't good enough when you’ve fucked up as much as Grease.
Anyway, So, I just wanted to apologize to you guys for being a mess. And I also wanted to remind you guys that my intention for the future, I think, is cool. And I want to make you feel better. I know that a lot of you are suicidal. I know that a lot of you have body image issues. I know that a lot of you hate the person that you see in the mirror. And these things suck. And I think I can—I can be a better influence than I’ve been.
>”These things suck.” Such insight. So empathy.
So, to the people who’ve unsubscribed, they’re probably not going to see this, but [laugh] let’s pretend they’re watching.
>And, there it is. He’s losing support and money, and probably knows by now the IRS is gonna ream him. Time to back track til the next sperg.
The people who have unsubscribed, the people who have stopped supporting me because I made them feel worse than made them feel better, I’m sorry. That was not my intention, and I feel really bad about that.
>LOL. Sure, Greg. What are the motivations to call people idiots, etc. besides making them feel bad so you can feel better?
So, I’m sorry I let you guys down, and I will do much better in the future. At least, I’ll try to until something changes and then I—I don’t know.
But I’m saying what I know to be 100% true right now. So I’m gonna try. Thank you. And don’t think I don’t care, I do. It’s just been about 25 things that have gone in my life in the last few months, so— Thank you for watching. Have a wonderful day.
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God, he looks rough in this video. Redfaced, big headed, crocodile toothed fucker.
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Hell yes! Thank you anon!!! He is so unwatchable to me and the green text you put just ascends it >pic related
Lol he saw his subscribers werent increasing with his drama antics anymore, so he goes back to apology mode. And yes, narcs apologize gerg. It's called being manipulative, moron.
I like how he gave himself an escape by saying it's not a lie if it's true in the moment!!! But if other people don't follow through, they are filthy liars and horrible!!! But me…nope always honest gergles!
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Onion again trying to use Andy to gain fans/follows/attention. He posts that on Andy's patreon. Why would he have to introduce himself to Andy's patreons like hes some important part of the community? lmao.
He doesn't use makeup or filters when he's trying to be "real".>>396039
Grease has noooo sense of nuance, or the complexity of human psychology and disorders. He has the intellect and emotional maturity of a preteen.>>396040
isn't that also the guy he's always bringing up to say 'he looks like him'?
Yes, if an item is used strictly for business then it is reimbursed. If these items aren't strictly for business then he can be paying back what he was reimbursed for.
Also, you can only claim once for an item that is a one time purchase, so he can't keep reclaiming these things which he could have been doing.
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Hi. Be our girlfriend or we will murder you.
Deductions work by subtracting the deductible expenses from your total income. Taxes in the USA are paid by "brackets," meaning the more you make, the higher the tax bracket you will fall into, and the more you'll need to pay.
By deducting these enormous purchases, Onion's pushed his income into a much lower tax bracket, and probably owes a FUCKTON of back taxes as a result. He mentioned deducting a $30,000 backup battery for his Tesla (as well as his Tesla lol) and the solar panels that power it. The IRS isn't going to be okay with that. He's basically deducted most of his purchases, looks like, as well a both of his houses. He's so fucked.
Why is everyone talking about that name decal? Didn't Gurg specify that the children-looking-rooms are not for his kids cause they are still too small to sleep in these beds. And that only guests use these rooms to sleep in?
So that's not actually their kids rooms and the name on the wall shouldn't matter.
Also video related starting at 12:23
Eugenia talked a bit about Onision here. and I love how no one mentions his name like he's not even worth it
Yeah i forgot to sage
But you don't have to be a bitch about it
I actually can't wait. Another non-American, however I imagine these things can take a long time to come to fruition. Does anybody have any idea how long that might be before Greg receives the final details of the investigation?
My guess is after receiving the details he'll go into rage mode, complain on Twitter about how what they said is Incorrect and Untrue because look at my house tour video that says it all, say he's going to hire a lawyer and contest it. Shortly after he'll realise that's a lost cause and make an e-begging video, claiming how the twisted IRS is literally taking food out of his Family's mouths. His gofundme may actually generate some of the cash, until he realises that he has to pay taxes/fees on that, too. Meanwhile the kids get older and the onions toy with the idea of starting a kid friendly/family channel as a desperate attempt at making more money… this venture lasts about two weeks until some sort of controversy brings it crashing down.
Anyway I'm just really excited for all that to happen and am trying to figure out when we can expect that milkshake.
My Grandfather was audited twice. Sometimes you can clear it up by mail. Send them proof of receipts or whatever. Sometimes they come to your house or place of work to check your financial records.
For my Grandpa it was because he donated quite a bit to charities, which was easy to prove. For Grease, it seems he filed toys like an expensive car and video game consoles as business related. Ironically Greg is probably being audited for taxes he filed a few years ago, back when he was making a substantial amount from UhOhBro and Speaks.
I'm sure he has appealed the audit so there is no saying when exactly that will take place. But since he has alluded to them coming to his house, he has had this IRS problem for quite a few months now.
>>396113> Didn't Gurg specify
why are you taking him at his word? seriously of all things to base your theories on.
even if they can't sleep in those rooms, they are still clearly their rooms.
i agree with the general consensus that cloey seems like it would indeed be the name.> So that's not actually their kids rooms and the name on the wall shouldn't matter.
you sound like a gerg defender here, careful. or one of those moralfags saying we should never discuss his kids.
it is relevant as it's something he is so obviously triggered
by, but beyond that, there isn't much to do with the name itself. it's about him sperging out and revealing the name accidentally and losing control over something he controls because of HIS actions, which is pretty funny.
Yeah he said that shit in a video where hes trying to prove his house is a business expense, so he is purposefully trying to minimize the personal use of the room. Why would he have a stereotypical little boys room and a little girls room if not for the kids? Before he had kids, he never had a room like that lmao. He might let guests stay in there from time to time since he claims the kids sleep in their room, but it's obviously for when their kids grow up and they can have a room even if they dont sleep in it.
And he just for funsies has the word "cloey" hanging in the room? It's not even like the refrigerator where you can easily change words around, he would have had to specifically bought and hung that in the room for what? Random guests? LOL. It'd make more sense if he recently had a video with a character named "Cloey", but nope that was from 2011. It's obviously a name he kept thinking of all this time and likely named his daughter, just like how he was obsessed with the name "Troy".
Not that anon but what if the decals are up from a sketch? He's had a character called Cloey before so maybe he's since done that character in drag and just put cheap decals on the wall?
Yeah I know, it's a stretch
He's red, she's green. Their kids must be brown.
At least they will have a normal human colour.
didn't billie show proof onion tried to convince her to stay chained up in his basement with a sign around her neck saying "i'm a liar" for a week as punishment for smoking pot?
He probably will once he escalates. Mass shooters already look up to him.
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So am I, anon. The "evidence" we have for this is speaking volumes. First, there is the decal in the bedroom. Although the baby might not sleep there exclusively, the crib suggest she at least stays there sometimes. Second, the way Lainey freaks out on YouNow whenever someone mentions her kids with names is the dead ringer. Whenever some farmer goes on there and says that pictures of Troy has been leaked or alludes to knowing stuff about their kids, she goes dead in the face and starts texting, saying "uuh I just have to fix something". She's probably texting Greg for him to scour lolcow for info. She does this every time the kids are being brought up, last time when the shit farmers named CloeyAndTroy started giving her bars and tipped her to get her attention. She got visibly annoyed and texted away furiously. There was a big change in her demeanour. Lastly, we have the planted decoy with the letters on the fridge, which is just so obvious.
English isn't my first language but I interpret them collectively having kids as they simply have kids together? Since the one asking was referring to the Greases. I wouldn't read that much into it, the larger bed is next to the crib so Plain probably nurses in it before putting the baby to sleep in the crib, and plan on having the kid use it when she gets older.
You're right, maybe she just meant the two of them, together, collectively have children.. together. She isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, so who knows.
However when she said that, Lainey wasn't even pregnant. They still only had Troy, as far as we "know". But they've had that little girl princess bed for a long time. Who the fuck was sleeping in that bed before they had the bandaid baby?
I thought this DD/LG thing was bullshit until Greg put that girl Jessica Binkie Princess in one of his videos, and she also then confirmed that she is friends with Lainey in one of her YouNow streams. So there's that.
But jesus fucking christ.. you keep that kinky shit on the DL when you have kids. And now they have a DAUGHTER? Not trying to kink shame… but fuck, it creeps me out.
What's there not to shame? It's fucked up and lame. Realizing you have a nasty fetish and keeping it to your self is one thing, but normalising/romanticizing/glamorizing that depraved shit online is really fucking disgusting.
Grooming kids and showing off your ddlg fetish in front of your teenage audience, ain't that some shit.
Well, it's no real proof. Of course, there's going to be sippy cups in a house with kids. It would be weird if she bought one while not having kids, but here…
It's hard to tell what could be dd/lg stuff or simply kid stuff.
Makes it creepier tho, to think they could be doing that shit using their kid's pacifiers and toys. Ugh.
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Pretty irrelevant but his Onionson channel is now called Onision Reacts.
I guess I'm going to counter "tinfoil" here, but has it occurred to anyone that Bandaid's names floating around all over the show matters? It could be a massive red-herring either way considering their mcmansion is so empty and devoid of life.
Should it make any impact on these threads regardless? I'm not saying it derails as of yet, but it's certainly getting close to that and taking the focus away from the shit they actually do and continue to do, yanno?
I mean, the toddler is definitely named "Troy" as Doormat herself confirmed it years ago, as well as the crib that had his name on it, ect. But now I feel like I'm falling into that trap as well by talking about his name, I just think it doesn't matter - the matter is that we know they have two babies of either sex, and speculation on a third is just unwarranted without evidence.
Let's just refer to them as Toothrot and Bandaid, then we can keep the thread on track.
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More booboos and cries for attention…
I remembered right away seeing that bed frame in a different video, except the blankets are changed now.>>396281
Can we name the mystery child "Lil' Bastard"?
Haha, she's turning into a munchie!
"Ohhhh, my crippling anxiety I can ease with coloring books and singing along to music! -
But I sure as heck have no problem confronting anyone and making videos."
"Ohhhh, I am SO Gay, Poly and Agendered - did I tell you about the time my (straight, monogomous relationship to) husband talked me into a sexual relationship with a better looking teenaged girl who was into threesomes and cashmoney?
(Ohhh, my wrist! - Grease needs 'extra time' now his forums are hawked over and Billie and Sarah are gone)
…and that's just scratching the surface.
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I bet Skye designed that shirt.
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Why he no longer wears makeup (lol)
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The thing about dd/lg dynamics is that they often bleed outside of the bedroom. This does not work if you have kids.
People aren't perfect, new parents certainly aren't. But there are so many red flags with these two. They are just too selfish and can't even take care of themselves let alone two vulnerable human beings.
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Mirror of "Why I Stopped Wearing Makeup:"https://vid.me/kaYZ
There's not much in this video that we don't already know, but what's interesting is his insistence that he COULD "debunk" the "non-positive comment" that he doesn't practice what he preaches. But he's too busy, in so many words.
Also worth mentioning - he isn't wearing makeup in this vid, but it IS heavily filtered, from what I can tell. That teal wall behind him is actually much more saturated than it appears. So much for "honesty," lmao.
That book looks interesting, I'd rather read it than watch Lamey livestream any day.>>396316
Even with filters, he still looks like shit. >>396317
She also designed most of his merch, other than the top fans/site mods.
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So I watched Laineys new "boyfriend girlfriend tag" video. (guess "boyfriend spaceprince" didn't sit right with Gregma.)
greasy moments include:
>onion jokes about being most turned on by putting lamp in a cage
>onion makes himself cry and follows it by "joking" about mimicking human emotion
>onion thinks romantic love is about fighting other males
plainey is there too, and is as per usual annoyed, sad, uncomfortable and placed firmly in the background. Her melancholy plead for a "big christmas tree", billie reference and trying to explai that most 8 year olds don't feel romantic love being her only contributions to her own video.
I don't have a mirror link, but I'll leave this cap. 98% of the comments are praising them, and then there is this. I don't really know what to say.
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Nah, Onion already dubbed Billie as Onion Girl- Lamey doesn't even get to be that, lol
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Here's a mirror link for you. Grease is exceptionally creepy in this video, have to agree with anon's screenshot above. He acts like a child and seems to take pleasure in making his wife uncomfortable. Gross.https://vid.me/MNHo
None of those people know that long-haired Onion existed…>>396325
Ewww you can see them wrinkles down his neck! He ain't hawt emo boy no more! Lmfaooo
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They look related.
Also, just figured I'd share this here. I made Grease (and PT) in fallout 4, as best as I could with the limited vanilla options. Sorry for shit quality, had to use a phone for the pic.
There was a hairstyle called "dishonorable discharge" I felt really tempted to use, too. I'll probably post more in the Sims thread later on.
Is It OK To Worship Onision? (QnA With Onision) Transcript. It's cringy af, y'all. Nothing exciting, but so you don't have to watch it.
Hey there! I’m Greg. Laptop [shows laptop]. I’m going to answer your questions. Onision.co, you see that? Go into the white people only—patron only section. Probably should have edited that out. We’re at the Q&A section of the forum.
>Would you ever consider doing a Patron only meet-and-greet?
Not unless I want to get stabbed. I know I seem kind of homoerotic, but I’m not into that kind of penetration.
>What’s the first musician/band you ever fell in love with?
Well, according to this picture [childhood photo with his favorites], I was a fan of Gregthunder and the—I don’t know. What does it say? Damn, young Onision’s looking so good. Thinking about becoming a priest.
>Where can you see yourself in 10 years time?
Um, I think I gotta go to outer space, and then look at the earth. Or time, and distance you’re away, multiples yourself back on earth. So complex. That’s like an acid question.
>What is the length of your left pinky?
[holds finger to face] It’s like that big compared to my face. Yeah? Was that helpful?
>Which instruments can you play?
I’m really good at the nunyas.
>Do you believe in any type of God or afterlife or soul?
Tell you what. If God ever asked me that question, I’ll say: yes.
Ah, yes. The long-winded one asking my stance on drugs. And my stance is this: I want everyone around me to be as high as I am at all times, and I am never high. Not even really that big of a fan of coffee.
>What was your most fun video to make?
Basically any Fun with Onision where I get to take my clothes off and flex my muscles. That or videos I would record with Cyr, but we all hate him now.
>How can I convince my mom who doesn’t believe in bisexuals I’m bi?
Bring a hot dude, and a hot chick in front of your mom, and then [sticks out tongue, makes making out noises. ew.] You know? Both of them. [laughs] It’s bad advice. You shouldn’t follow it but it was funny to me.
>What’s your favorite food/meal?
Maybe the vegetarian Tofurky roast, or vegetarian lasagna. Mmm-mm, good.
>If you inherit five million dollars the same day aliens tell the earth they’re blowing us up in two days, what would you do?
Uh, duh. Pay someone to kill someone with a spaceship. I coulda just paid the person with the spaceship, but then the money would be of value. You’re complex.
>Would you let someone pay you to live in your basement?
Yeah. $400,000. Pay my mortgage, you can live in my basement.
>Can I pay to get down on my knees and pray to you and worship you like a god?
That’s kind of kinky. [Ewwww]
Thank you guys so much for the questions. [singing] You are the light of my life, and I owe it all to you.
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cant wait for that Onion-is-over Party
lack of exfoliation
bitch needs AHA
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Samefag from >>396350
The image on the left is from Laineybot's "My Anxiety" video, and the image on the right is Onion's "Why I Stopped Wearing Makeup" video. Same room, same wall, same couch, but one is filtered to shit and one isn't. In the video above, Wayne Goss explains the limits of this type of lighting tool. Gurg's trying to look "real" and "relatable" by showcasing his bad skin, but doesn't want it to look TOO bad. Because narcissist, lol. It doesn't just filter people though, it filters the whole environment. Which isn't a big deal or a dead giveaway unless there's something else to compare it to.
Onion's moved so many of his videos around that I can't find an example of him outright abusing the limits of this tool, but think of all those videos where he outright looks like Edward Cullen. And that time he barged in on Sarah's YouNow and immediately turned on the beauty lighting because he wasn't wearing makeup (and blinded poor Sarah).
Years and years late for the react bandwagon.
As with the gaming bandwagon.
Goddmn it Greg. When you try to adapt, try to adapt to CURRENT trends. You want bucks? You gotta acknowledge reality to profit from it.
Not only is he lightyears behind on any Youtube trends, he has said so many times that he hates react videos, that it's plagiarism and that it's unfair to steal content from other creators like that (I agree with this, tho), and now he's so poor and busted he actually makes his own react channel….
For a man who lives his entire life online, he's so slow.
it is strange because this stream was before band aid was even an eggo, and during CG1 Lainey kept talking about "the kids, our children" etc. etc.
If Greg does have an extra offspring, I doubt it'd be living with them and I doubt Lainey would consider it to be hers. The only other thing I can think of is that there is another kid between troy and cloey. I just refuse to believe A) greg would want a kid from another relationship and B) someone would want that kid to be with greg.
What are the current trends though? Commentator 'rational', drama and edgy community? He tried to be both, failed both.
Idk if there's something else, youtube went to shit imo.
Pewdiepie always tries to go with what's popular and he just cranks out YLYL and Try not to cringe kinda videos. So maybe shitty boring reaction vids are still trendy.
Maybe his face just has more melanin. My face is naturally a shade or two darker than my arms and I have good skin and use sunscreen daily.>>396348
I bet he needs to moisturise more and irritate his face less with all the products he keeps putting on it. Probably falls into the trap a lot of people with bad oily skin do and overcleans his face which dries out his skin and strips it of the natural oil barrier, so it produces more oil to compensate.
Two too many.
Thanks for the info.
Just a friendly reminder that Lainey was pregnant with Gerg's child when he blasted her publicly for being "negative" about Billie, and frequently ignored her and paid attention to Billie when she felt insecure. Lainey was also likely still pregnant when Glurg decided to ignore his wife's insecurities and fuck Billie.
But, no, Onion, you are SUCH a good husband because you ultimately chose your wife.
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Yeah, he's deep into the "apologetic and kind" cycle of abuse. Lainey's family probably caused her to come to consciousness momentarily, so he's got a need to love bomb, both Lainey and his fans.
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Also busy flirting up a storm with his fans again. Double barf.
"What tax video? What baby names? Ahahaha!!"
i bet he uploaded this and thought he looks young and cute
but really he looks like his cheeks are full of bees wtf
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I see a slight difference too with >>396476
. Here, his face looks flattened yet defined.
She kissed 40 people before meeting gerg? She was 17. Shes either lying, telling the truth and was some social ass butterfly in school (but muh social anxiety), or has kissed people since being married to gerg (besides billie which we know about). I wouldnt be surprised if gergles convinces her to kiss every girl he invites over so he can perv over it. But if she did, he would have taken pics and shown everyone.>>396325
Also she said shes only loved 2 people. So either she didnt love her ex-boyfriend we know about or she never loved billie. I'm going to go with Billie.
Also love how she argued with him about how he couldnt be in love when he was 8 years old and that's not real love. Yes lameo, we also think its not real love when you obsess over someone over the internet before ever speaking to them and call it love and then marry them in two nano seconds.
And gerg had a 2.7 GPA in high school. Are we surprised?>>396530
I hope he does get fillers and shit, and ultimately fucks up his face more than it already is.
She said she never loved Billie and they only ever kissed.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I saw caps.
(Onision claimed he got to 'watch two beautiful women make love' what an idiot.)
I would've imagined it had been obvious a long time ago.
At least >>396336
should've given you the biggest hint of it.
Oh you mean that same thing PewDiePie did that was extremely successful?
Seems like it isn't working out so well in Onion land>>394292
Hey, at least Onion can brag about not losing as many subscribers as "NAYA NAYA NEWS NEPAL">>394749
I don't have much faith in astrology shit despite Lamey's video but I have tried looking into it before.
Looks like moon signs as well as a sun sing matter.
I would be a Libra-Virgo yet I don't meet the characteristics of either when looking through them. Though maybe part of it plays into the alignments of the planets upon birth as some would say anyway. Good luck finding out the exact hour and minute of your birth, Anon.>>394949
This is fucking terrifying. He matches everything but the neanderthal brow.
Maybe several men were entering and leaving her house often. Maybe all their semen combined to make the abomination that is Onion boy that fateful night.>>395690
How can his actual PAtreon link to a virus download unless Patreon itself was hacked into? That or is he leading them off from Patreon entirely? (I don't know how to Patreon, folks. Sorry).>>396530
Any time the mask goes on; he gets work done.
That's the only reason he was mentioning it recently, he's getting more cosmetic work done. So much for needing money to survive.
He's reminding me a lot of that DarkSydePhil guy who "needs money" to keep two houses. OT so sage.
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so the video buffered here… why is one of his eyes so slow???
He couldn't of been in college, if he graduated high school at 18 and joined the USAF at 19 - he wouldn't of had any time do any course at college unless he dropped out in the first year which is… weak.
But this is the first time I've heard him mentioning college at all, I think you're right… he just took a credit course.
Sorry to samefag, but I just wanted to add that with all the enlisting process, paperwork, medical checks and deployment preparation - he would've had to of waited a significant amount of time for all that to happen as well.
There's wouldn't be any time for college in give-or-take half a year; let alone a single year.
He over-exaggerates/lies about his "achievements" so much that none of it ever adds up or makes any sense in the end.
Hi there high school anon 2.0 here. We have a thing called running start. It's where you attend courses at a community college that you would normally take at high school. It allows you to get credit for both. Often ppl will start sophomore year so that they graduate with a high school diploma and an A.A.
He however didn't participate in this program. Not with that gap, or spending time in juvee.
holy fuck that archive has some weird signs of his narcissism.
>And lastly, my ex-girlfriends' sister of which I began to love like family ~ she told me she wished I would die, she wished I did not exist… I smiled, and said she was horrible for saying those things, I said she was ugly on the inside, that she did not deserve to look at me… I made her cry many times due to what she had said to me… in a way this makes me a monster… in a way, this makes me a god.
tldr, Onision was an asshole to an ex whoms sister got mad at him, so he started to torment her so he could feel like a god.
>This time I did work hard, and I did learn the material of the class, in fact I am typing on my own computer right now that I built from scratch. How did I learn this? Easy, at […] college, in the class which gave me a 0.7 – Why did I get such a low grade? Because my grades did not turn out well when it came to tests. I know how to put together a computer blindfolded now, I know mostly all the terms for computer parts and general vocabulary, yet somehow even after my effort, I was shown the road, because I could not cut it in computer tests.
Elliott rodger shit right here actually, Elliott bragged about his WoW character the same way.
tldr putting together a computer from parts takes an hour and is easy af, Onision thinks he's amazing for being able to do it.
I just read that and wow… even in school he had no self-discipline, disrespected teachers, wouldn't put the work in and expected everything to be handed to him on a silver platter without any effort, good lord.
And that continued throughout his three years in the USAF as well… he really did strike it lucky with being an early adopter of YT with Skye's help and support, he's fucking useless at everything otherwise.
>>396695>in a way, this makes me a god
Imagine being so much of an egoist that he would seriously believe that saying stuff to make people cry is godlike. Meanwhile I'm over here noting that being mean and acting out of emotion is probably the easiest, 'human' characteristic to express.
What the fuck is godly about getting people to hate him?
Was he the type of loner who walked around in the hallways and sit by himself during lunch while giving everyone psycho eyes?
Lol how did the girls and Skye fell for this loser? I shouldn't be so hypocritical, I was an introvert myself and had very few friends. But I never wanted to shoot up the school or hurt anyone.
Those programs require that you hold a high GPA in order to participate as a high school student, and that you've completed all the high school level courses in that subject. Like, at the minimum a 3.0, but more likely a 3.5.
This is because even things like college level Algebra I is way more intensive and covers more material than the basic high school algebra course that's taken in your freshman or sophomore year. The high school version covers less material over twice the time; if the student can't cope with the high school pace at a 3.0 or higher, they're going to fail the college level version.
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In his newest video he is sad about Andy Biersack not wanting to be associated with onion anymore. Onion blames this on his decline in viewers and decline in popularity, but not because he is a vile person that spouts shit online 24/7. He really has zero self-awareness.
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He made a video about Andy and this was the description of it. In the video he basically throws himself a pity party saying Andy doesn't want to be in any more videos with him because his views dropped. He also whines that Andy hasn't invited him on his podcast even though he is way more "entertaining" than some of the people that he has hosted, for example Social Repose. His tears are juicy.
His head is the colour of a blood orange.
You should really get that blood pressure checked out, Grease.
That goes without mentioning your hygiene levels to counteract the effects that's having as well. Sheesh.
Hahahah I knew hes butthurt because Social Repose got invited to the Andy Biersack podcast.
Yeah Onion, you are totally more entertaining, that's why your views are dropping
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31 year old man you say?
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Here's the Andy Biersack bitchfesthttps://vid.me/6y15
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Can we all just take a moment to lol at how retarded Grem-mom is.
'Have to admit I was laughing the entire time I worked on this gag. The "dad" character is completely new. '
Like, what work did this even involve??? At least we know where Greg got his immature sense of humour from.
This is the most pathetic shit ever, if he truly felt that Andy was such a valuable friend - he'd discuss any issues he has with their friendship personally and privately; like normal fucking adults do… not whine on a social platform for pity points and views.
You're right though, Grease. You're "not ~tRyInG~ to be dramatic", you've completely made it utterly dramatic without even trying. Your idea of "top content" is nothing much more than sitting your slimy, pimply, lazy ass down in front of a camera to vomit up your boring beef with other YT'ers to anyone that cares to listen.>>396824
…why does he have dildos for legs?
I don't know much about this Andy fella, other than that he seems famous and probably shouldn't associate himself or his brand with Onion. At all. Even his collabs with him are creepy as fuck. How did they even get in contact?
Andy looks like a soft butch with a really thick neck lol.
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I only believe he made this video as an attempt to guilt trip Andy for not wanting to talk to him. Isn't it kinda funny he's angry at Andy for wanting to visit his family? He really has something against people he's obsessed with visiting anyone besides him lol. He still has his twitter head as Andy so… He's acting like he's entitled to Andy since Andy has done vids with him
Andy brings him views and potential fangirls, of course he is butthurt because Andy won't collaborate with him anymore.
He thinks his shit video will make those fangirls turn on Andy and support him instead, lol what a stupid narc.
I am loving Onion downfall.
I even bet by the end of the night he'll try and get Andy's dad involved like he's done a couple of times already in the past.
His dad is a right shit as well, he was perfectly fine with Grease raping a doll of his son when he was informed of it.
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Greg texted Any yesterday and asked him for another collaboration. And "asked" in a leading way, as if Greg were confirming their previous plans. Basically, Greg assumed that since Andy is on the Warped Tour, and the tour is in his area, of COURSE Any would want to link up to Greg's sinking ship.
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Greg shows these images and is like, "think of the views, Andy! Remember how we got a lot of views together??" Acknowledges that his own views are but a fraction of what they were.
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Andy, bless his soul, let Greg down very
gently, considering the "I'm raping Andy!!" video Greg made, and his toxic reputation; no one wants to touch Greg's terrible image. Why would anyone commit career suicide to do a favor for him? The other YTers are happy he's finally been hoisted by his own petard. Andy told Greg his plate was pretty full with the Tour, and that he was spending his off time from the Tour with his family.
Greg thinks he's lying, and that if Greg had 10 million views per video Andy would collaborate with him no matter what. Greg is absolutely blind to the fact that people don't want to work with him because he's unpleasant and stressful. Add to that, that he's a toxic brand no one wants to be involved with - for many people, it wouldn't matter how many views a collab would get them. They don't want to spend time with Greg, and they don't want to support abuse.
This is Greg's "do you REALLY THINK he would ignore me if I had more views?" face.
"I wasn't invited to be on the show. Other people were just, randomly on, and it's like I don't exist."
This feels like death to a narcissist. LOL BE MAD.
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Greg says the last time it only took 45 minutes to records; how Andy didn't call him last time he was in town; etc etc etc. Greg lays it on thick, trying to guilt a person who's avoiding him into making a collaboration. Greg says he knows his brand is bad… so why would Andy do this for you? Because you thought of him as a friend? He may have been at one point, but you fucked it up, like you fuck up every relationship you have.
"I'm sorry you didn't have time for me
this Warped Tour"
I wonder why the faxmachine didn't screenshot Andy's reply? He just says "he responded saying that.. he just said a bunch of things!" and explains that he said that he's too busy and wants to see family. I guess it's easier to manipulate his followers to feel sorry for him if he doesn't let Andy speak for himself.
God, his smugness when he says he's not boring and would bring the show and the woe is me tone of his voice at the end makes me feel violent.
I love that Greg offered to drive to Andy, like it's some huge concession. The dude is playing Warped Tour, if he had any time or inclination to record with you while he's working on something involved and important and would be doing you a huge favor in the first place, yes, of course
you should drive to him. That's not a favor, Greg.
The sign off is "You know I'd bring the show [if invited on The Andy Show], but no: I've been rejected, and I accept that."
Narcs are all just alike. You don't accept shit. You're attempting to lay a massive, public guilt trip, rather than apologize for your actions to him in private - and leave it at that. Just an apology. No laying blame or making excuses. That's how you start repairing shit. But Greg'll never learn, so the public, milky, downward spiral never ends.
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His minions are now on it, sigh.
Yeah reminds me of early stages of Adrienne videos and voicemail.
Basically he ranges from pretending to take full blame and acting contrite through to full on "you cunt" narc rage. He's starting part way into the cycle by playing the understanding victim. The question is how will Andy respond and how will that progress the narc cycle.
If Andy ignores him, the narc level will go up aggressively and if he has anything or pretends to have anything on Andy, it'll come out as the Fax Machine engages.
If Andy reassures him but doesn't relent… I don't know how long that can stall him.
If Andy gives in and pity collabs, love bombing returns… for now…
If Andy is assertive and says "hey you're creepy and mean pls go away", full rage mode engaged like when Blaire White got him angry, long "you owe me an apology" type videos, Eugenia Cooney level harassment, full lists of everything he thinks Andy owes him.
It's all on you Andy. Gergle is all about honesty and fax. I think you should deliver.
What weirds me out me but hopefully wasn't meant is that Billie was considered part of the cult enough that she was relied on to help parenting the kids, hence her use of the word 'collective', which does kind of imply a different type of family.
Billie also said that the kids cried all the time, or that she'd never seen kids cry so much or something to that extent. So she was involved with them to some degree?
ngl i hate people who use the word heckin, shaygnar does it constantly when sperging about doggos and puppers.
which are also not my favorite words.
God their house is ugly. You can really tell what the combination of their two lacking personalities results in.
There isn't even a minimalist vibe acheived. Just ugly furniture in empty rooms.
Lol he wants to collab with him when hes busy with warped tour. And doesnt think andy wanting to see family is a valid excuse LOL. I dont think Andy needs views from your tween girls even if you had 1mil views. Also why does Andy have to tell you everytime he goes to Washington? LOL. You're not a priority to him. Hes not best friends with you. Wtf.>>396876
Onion is the one using him for views, and made seventy videos about him. Just because he was nice to priase onion a couple times and collab with him, now he thinks he entitled to always hang out with him and make videos together lmao. Like dude hes famous and has a bunch of much closer friends. You're psycho ass isn't a priority.>>396909
I can believe it. This is Shane all over again LOL. He collabs with them a few times, then thinks hes entitled to always hang out with them. The only reason he isnt shitting on Andy completely is hes hoping its still a chance he can hang out and he doesnt want to burn the bridge or alienate BVB fans who believe in the andy/onion ship lmao.
Probably because hes hoping this video will guilt andy into collabing with him, so he doesnt want to breach his trust yet since if onion boy is going to show his personal texts, he might not reply anymore. I dont think he wants to completely burn the Andy bridge yet.
alternatively, andy's reply might have been too nice and reasonable, and his fans might side with Andy instead of onion.
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>no doubt soon-to-be friends
lol. He's trying to manipulate people into paying him money because it gives them a chance to be his friend. Sure onion boy. Tomato paid the most money and that's hardly a friendship lmao.
I hope hes trying to find lameo's replacement in these discords.
Truest ever post about the "Avaroes".
This is how they are inside, this is what they project outside.
Emptiness sparsely furnished with ugliness.
Greg, you posted a graphic and disturbing video of you raping Andy in effigy and you want a collab? You're lucky he didn't hit you with a restraining order. After Greg's mockery of that American Idol girl who was shot by a deranged fan and Greg being an influencer of a mass shooter, Andy could easily get a restraining order but Greg is hurt, so sad, that Andy won't pump up his falling numbers with a new video.>>396852
It's weird, isn't it, how he expects everyone he fixates upon to abandon their families for him the moment he decides he wants their attention.
Greg will never realize that value has more meanings than number of fans/views or money. I'm not a fan of Social Repose - I barely get what he's about - but the couple of videos of his I've seen were funny. He's a real musician with a real act and a fan base that doesn't need permission to use dad's credit card online. He has much more in common with Andy and Andy's fan base and it isn't an embarrassment being around him. He may have fewer viewers than Greg but he has far higher social credibility and artistic value.
Greg (literally) will never understand that to some people talent and interest is just as, if not more important, than bottom line views per video.
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God I hope Greg isn't planning on going…. I would seriously be worried about Andy.
idk if this counts as ot but I'll sage it anyway to be sure
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lol jesus christ
Jesus, it looks like Martin Freeman if he were very poorly drawn by a psychopath.>>396652
Every time I scroll past this, it cracks me up. 10/10 anon.>>396888
And then the camera pans out and she's in Fiji.
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Do you think he gives lessons on looking that disgusting? He looks like he has a dirty Sanchez.
And we know that social repose is not a huge gerg fan. If the creepy Andy-doll video wasn't enough, I wonder if SR would have filled him in and told him to steer clear, since I doubt an actual celebrity in a band has time to keep up with YouTube drama. Though I'm sure they had more relevant things to talk about than some washed up old grease ball.
Sage for tinfoil
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She looks really old here
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sage but he looks like Punsie McKale.
I don't think it's ever worth getting involved with him, not even once.
His "friendship terms/goals" always seems to be:
"If you don't give me free publicity and do collabs with me when I ask, then you're not my true friend… you're a worthless, horrible friend."
"If you don't spread the good word about me to all your other popular friends so we can collaborate together and broaden my reach, then it's your fault for not making the effort to manipulate them into that and I hate you."
"I've now publically broken friends with you, hopefully I can milk it and make myself look like the victim whilst you ignore me. If you retaliate in any way, I'll attempt to turn it into a 'scandal" so I can get even more views out of it."
He knows he's a conman and an untalented, skilless failure and he views friendship as "contracts" - not something given freely. He doesn't understand social concepts and constructs, they're entirely alien to him.
On all his social media accounts, he's always voiced his brainfarts and opinions into the void - like he's talking to himself. On a rare occasion he'd interact (distastefully and inappropriately at those times) with whomever he collaborated with to keep the link between them alive. It's only really since starting his Patreon (where he's obligated to socialise for cash) that he replies back to someone and even then it's usually just a "LOL" in return.
The lesson here is don't try to make friends with sociopaths, even if you're desperate for the cash.
Not that his words actually mean anything, but he's said he hates concerts because he's scared of being murdered (lol). He doesn't understand that he's more likely to have a mass murderer for a fan than have someone try to murder him. That being said, I wouldn't put it past him to fork out the cash for a VIP pass sulk off stage near Andy like an attention-starved child. He's that pathetic.>>396957>>397023>she looks right into the camera and whispers "I'm free!">And then the camera pans out and she's in Fiji.
As another anon pointed out, he didn't show the messages from Andy. He probably said he didn't want to work with him in the future, and this is Grease's last ditch attempt at leeching views off of his fame.>>397097>he views friendship as "contracts"
Don't forget about romantic relationships, too. ie. Billie contract + quick to marry every girl he's ever dated
>>397111>he's more likely to have a mass murderer for a fan
He did have a mass murderer for a fan and Onion tried to brush it all off even though it's something he'd make 10 videos on crucifying someone else for. >>397051
It's sad that you can physically see the effect living with him has on a person. Billie went in with a clear complexion and came out with bad acne and skin that cleared up in no time once she left them. Lainey on the other hand is starting to rival her husband in makeup layers trying to hide how bad her skin is. It's so thick and dark you can see the line around her lips where her natural skin color is.
>>397111>>he's more likely to have a mass murderer for a fan than have someone try to murder him.
Like Randy Stair? Some of the Twitter crew last week bumped heads with a couple of Hybristophiliacs on Grease's account that are into school shootings and mass murder… and that was just days before Randy Stair happened.
>>Don't forget about romantic relationships, too. ie. Billie contract + quick to marry every girl he's ever dated.
I didn't forget, don't worry. I mostly focused on friendships because he can't even maintain something as simple as that.
>>As another anon pointed out, he didn't show the messages from Andy.
He didn't publish any responses from Lainey's dad either just days beforehand. He wants a clear advantage in all the rare social interactions he has… he did the same yesterday when talking about a "stalker". Everything he says is bullshit, he just tries to omit any sort of details that may potentially put him in a bad or even questionable light.
He's transparent, you just have to try and remember all the examples of his hypocrisy, lies and contradictions for it all to make sense.
It's still a bit strange to call your menage a trois a trinity, which has strong religious connotations.
Of course, Greg is retarded, so it makes sense that he would look for an omgsocool word that means 'three', and being raised Seventh Day Adventist would almost certainly have been heavily exposed to the concept of the trinity. It made the whole thing have a weirdly religious tone, not because of cult reasons, but ultimately because Greg is functionally illiterate.
Oh shit. in that case, my mistake, I didn't realize it was you I was replying to.
So he actually managed to get himself into a smarty pants program, then?
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Bet it's pyogenic granuloma. I got one on my finger the months after having a baby. I tried treating it for 4ish months and had to have mine surgically removed. "Pregnancy tumor".
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This video is vapid af. I get the feeling Gurg and Plank are getting horny for another third. It's funny how she's been putting out so many more videos lately, despite MUH ANXIETY. I bet Grease is pushing her to, since she's obviously more likeable than he is and can actually accumulate some views.
Also, lol at the fucking onesie. Girl, you're in your 20's, get your shit together.
Yeah I honestly dont get how anyone sees all the shit he does and relationships hes killed and exploited and still want to hang out with him. He has a history of friendships ending. And when his friendships ends, he always makes a hugeass deal about it, many videos/tweets, always has something bad to say about the person and plays the victim. Like the dude has no chill. >>397190>I'm more drawn to personality than to looks.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sure there lameo.
Here is what lameo values in personality:>trustworthy>funny>someone to have fun with. Can enjoy time with them no matter what we're doing>someone "i can be comfortable around/be myself around">someone who understands me/who i am as a person/things i feel>somebody "i can talk to about anything/everything">somebody to vent to who wont give you advice/try to fix the problem immediately. Just to listen to you/comfort you>physical affection>someone hardworking/has ambition in life (I laughed at this. Expects others to have ambition, has none herself.)>somebody who loves me/cares about me.
Also great quote by lameo: "Sometimes you get into relationships with people who dont really care about you and that probably hurts the most"
Can you believe she says all this and is married to onion boy. What a joke.
Also they are definitely looking for a third person in their relationship, while trying to pretend they are not.
Don't forget the whole "My high school ex bf was an anomaly and I didn't love him actually but I totally felt a strong connection and love with Billie"
Yup Lameo, you are not full of shit at all
"Well…he did have a high score on his asbav while applying to the military"
Uh, no, no he didn't. Not at all.http://web.archive.org/web/20060206050233/http://americasairforce.com:80/americas-air-force-meps-dep-delayed-entry-program.html
"In result, I scored a 54, which is good to some, but for me, it just not good enough. Maybe because my sister scored above a 70 ~ by that I am both impressed and confused in her/myself."http://web.archive.org/web/20060206050204/http://americasairforce.com:80/americas-air-force-about-gregory-j-daniel.html
"ASVAB 57 General"
Passing is 36.
It's a percentile. (Using the score of 57, to be generous.) So, he scored higher than 56% of people who took the test but 43% scored higher than he did.
You can take a sample ASVAB online. (http://official-asvab.com/samples_app.htm
) It will be easier than an actual ASVAB and may not ask questions based on correct answers already given (Like the real ASVAB does if you take it on a computer) but really, it's a distinction without a difference. The ASVAB is not a difficult test. The purpose isn't to pass/fail (though it is, to an extent used that way), it's to determine skills and aptitudes. https://www.goarmy.com/learn/understanding-the-asvab.htmlhttp://official-asvab.com/samples_app.htm
So he was still a dum-dum military-wise, of course.
Oh and his iq is 136, I knew it was bullshit right away.
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He's obviously carrying a baby in Dog Thoughts 20 video. So there's some definitive confirmation, I guess.
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lainey is buying a fidget spinner, is doing rainbow eyeliner for pride, and looks like a tard. she's got to cut things short because she needs to hang with greg tonight. also she keeps asking about dance gavin dance & what time they'll be on which sounds like bullshit covering for greg. enjoy!
white eyeliner gurl learn how to put that shit on wtf
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Lol can he make it any more obvious hes making fake accounts on his website to act like a video about shane was requested.
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Even more obvious..account is made then post is immediately made shortly after. And the person immediately leaves and never logs back on after that. And then the video is made a day later despite the post having 0 replies or interest by anyone else.
I regret going to nap and reloading the page when I woke up and glimpsing all the milk go away.
Or maybe it wasn't milk, didn't get a good look.
Pretty intrigued by this post though >>397390
Fact is we know Greg makes shit up about himself as well as his "haturz" like saying we call him "Onion BOI" and other exaggerations. Makes me think on that message he posted he sent to Taylor's father without any context whatsoever.
He already had a fidget spinner video. Lmao.
Hes not gaining followers because hes become too much of a public dickhead because he thought he was invincible that now his fake nice acts are not remotely believable anymore.
Also hes old, lost his original fanbase aside from the serial killers and psychos, and his new fans end up leaving after he sperges. He also killed all his relationships with youtubers, and so he cant have fun collab videos with other people. There are just so many more youtubers now who are new and more interesting, and onion has nothing to offer. He lived off his being the villain of youtube shit, but there are a ton of horrible villain youtubers now too. His content is garbage. I'm surprised anyone watches him lmao.
It wasn't a "menage a trois" either though, that would've required Billie to of been their permanent live-in partner and the relationship to of been successful. It was an LD relationship and the maximum time they ever got with her was around 6 or 7 times for a couple of weeks each visit… and on only one occasion did she go home not in tears, there was a breakup after every visit otherwise.
They must've been together for about 4 months in total, it was that toxic being in a LD relationship with him that she couldn't hack it more than 4 months… that's quite some achievement for a 31 year old adult man to fuck something like that up.
the three of them fucked. that's what menage a trois means. three people fucking.
it has zero to do with duration or success or whatever so wtf are you talking about? you sound like greg. re-read your OED and get back to us.
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No, the slang word for sexual activity is threesome.
Don't try to make your mistakes right by lying about slang. It's very Greg-like
The term has been around for hundreds of years with the exact meaning (romantic/ sexual) and has always been used. It's not becoming slang just because Katy Perry used it.>>397576
I'm pretty sure she would have moved in with them if he hadn't given her these terms. Her family and friends are just important for her. It's great because he's the only one that ruins everything for himself, every single time
ot but if you live in the USA menage a trois is indeed used for three people sleeping together. i'm not in france so why would i use their vernacular?
'lying about slang' is gretchen-esque? you are a joke. under that definition everything in the world is gretchen, take the enormous stick out of your ass
sage for whatfuckingever
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He's got people moding his Facebook now. Coward.
Not just people, his patreons!!! Not doing it for free, paying for it.
Actually paying to be a moderator.Holy shit.
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Now this is even more pathetic than doing it for free.
I hadn't seen a recent picture of her until now. But, she's looking good. Not just weight loss, but she actually seems to have some life back in her.
Hopefully, she's learned a lesson and does not go back to being a batshit crazy attention whore.
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Onion has "updated" his Andy drama video description.
Oh my god he is so pathetic.
Him and Andy were never friends. If I remember correctly, Andy's dad is a fan of onions and arranged the collab they did. Im pretty sure Andy got paid for the 1 minute of footage he did do with gerg and they weren't friendly at all after that because, let's face it, why would he?
Jesus Christ, can you imagine being Andy trying to diffuse the situation when a clingy narc latches onto you and demands a collab? Poor man.
Also kek at "I hope I can be successful enough to be able to push all that aside and become a big priority." He's never going to come to terms with the fact he's washed up. Golden.
>>397667>"I hope I can be successful enough… and become a big priority…"
Why does he think Andy doesn't want to make him a priority because he's not successful?
In his video, Onion said that Andy has marginally less successful people on the podcast. Onion's rapidly declining success has nothing to with it. However, Onion's declining popularity has everything to do with his shitty online and IRL personality. Perhaps there's more to gaining the positive attention of others, like Andy, than success in numbers, Onion Doom.
Who has less than a million subscribers.
But yeah obviously andy's avoiding greg based on his youtube popularity.
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Onision's newest video is a recording of him talking shit about Jaclyn Glenn in his patron only Discord while he fails at gaming. Enjoy.
He just recycles the same pointless, petty, juvenile content over and over. What a shitlord.
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My favorite comment of his is about Jaclyn's height. "She's like 5'9" and being adorable is all about being small and she's not small!" He says he found her intimidating.
I guess tall women don't give the same optical illusion small women give when he pricks them with his micropeen. Or maybe they remind him more than usual that he's fucking a woman rather than a girl. And obviously, Onion's opinion of any woman is based 100% on her fuckability and nothing else, lmao.
You're asking me? Lmao
He's a 40 year old man that likes onion, it's hard enough figuring out why 13 year olds like him.
I think Chris Biersack is still a fan and they still talk on Twitter.
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Andy's dad is as big a narc as Onion.
I died a little watching a couple of minutes of that. His narcissism is so fucking obvious. He asks what Jaclyn said in his video, what did his patrons think of his video, oh Jaclyn's just mad because she didn't watch the whole video, what do his patrons think his position on breasts are…
I loved it when one of husband patrons told Onion about Social Repose being on Shane Dawson's podcast but it wasn't enough for me to watch further.
It's also very important for him to pretend to not watch other people's videos, but what kind of cunt makes a video about someone and then won't even listen to their response? Oh, an oniony cunt, I see.
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Jaclyn replied to his stupid video about her in a comment rather than feed his supply via video reply (which he reckons he wouldn't watch anyway).
Bonus kek that in a similar video on Social Repose on his other channel, he says to his patreons on screen that Social Repose only makes so many videos about Onion because it boosts views via people searching for his name.
surejan.jpg like onion doesn't make videos about Jaclyn, Eugenia, and SR, as well as Beersack (lel) and Shane Dawson, for the exact same reason, and they haven't body shamed his wife.
Nothing he has tried has brought him much attention lately and his videos still get low views.
Lainey is making videos about people she is into, probably by Greg's command, so I guess Billie 2.0 plan is in the motion already.
After that probably comes Doormat Divorce saga.
Yep, he's in Puyallup like >>397791
said (though didn't someone end up leaking his address a few threads back). I commute to Seattle for work and there's no way in hell that he would be able to afford living in the city, let alone doing his shitty videos here without someone calling the cops on him, probably.
Plain has convinced herself that Greg is her kindred spirit soulmate and nothing can convince her otherwise.
Cant wait for her kindred spirit to kick her out.
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Not only is it a shit video, it's an old recording, too. He's got longer, reddish hair in this and he's in the NM desert with his Prius.
God, Onion. Would it fucking kill you do actually do some work?
Not weird at all, he keeps all his old videos and cycles them through his backup channels, OnisionArchive and OnisionEncore. He lived in New Mexico when he first started dating Taylor in 2011/2012, because she was still attending High School there, so he got rid of the puppy he got with Shiloh and moved down to be with her.
He keeps deleting and reuploading because that'll allow him to make more money on the same content.
So much about "I'm a hard worker who works 12 hours on creating content" shtick.
We all know he is actually just avoiding his wife and kids.
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Yeah, he's been cycling through every video he's made that's gone viral, either reuploading it or uploading a different iteration. His desperation is giving me second hand embarrassment; pic related. Even the video that plays automatically when you visit his channel gathered less than 25k views.
His entire comedic repertoire:> I'm a banana!> I'm an emo/emos are stupid!> Using the names of bigger youtubers for views!> Top 10 Hot Knife Pokemon Memes!> Blatant ephebophile rates teen girls' bodies!
He's neither funny nor creative, and isn't charismatic or attractive enough to hold onto a fan base once he falls out of the algorithm's favor. And he knows it. If he wasn't such a greasy, spiteful, narcissistic assclown I'd feel sorry for him. A lot of people would. But he's not even worthy of pity, kek.
Lol just give up hope on lameo ever "waking up". She will never unless he dumps her and doesnt beg for her back (cause she will go running back even if he cheated on her fifty times). And even then, she will probably be a doormat to her next relationship too. Im sure shes weary of girls throwing theirselves at him, because she was them before she got his attention, an obsessed fan mass tweeting him/trying to talk to him and get his attention.>>398051
It's funny to me because she also said she thought billie was her "kindred spirit" but that didnt work out. So maybe your "kindred spirit" radar is broken there lameo.
I also dont think shes in love with him anymore if she ever was. First and foremost, shes in love with the idea of love and with the idea of who she thought gerg was. I also think she doesnt want to have to see him with another girl/having another girl take her place, because he will move on in a nanosecond while lameo grieves about it. Shes probably going to be back into the poly bring a third person thing very very soon, because she wants another relationship (the relationship she actually wants which is with someone she can have an emotional connection with and listens to her) while still keeping onion from leaving her for someone else/not having to change her lifestyle. Lameo is pretty selfish since she will drag someone into her hostile relationship just to benefit herself. And if it doesnt work out, demonize them and throw them under the bus alongside her terrible husband. How anyone likes this bitch is beyond me.
It's funny because if they divorce, im sure onion is gonna try to go after lameo's channel saying he did all the work for most of her videos and was in most of her videos, but he disgraces skye's work on his channel. No way is he gonna let her have a successful channel while his dies.>>398140
20k views is already too much for this garbage. Lol hes on a roll in name dropping people in videos for views again too. (shane, social repose, jaclyn, andy) and he used the austin jones shit in a video which got him a lot of views. The austin jones thing is funny to me because he basically is austin jones and in the past people also forgave austin saying what he did wasnt a big deal because it was just "twerking videos" of minors until more proof came out recently. Sounds like how people dismissed onion asking and collecting pics of minors in their underwear in his videos.
That's what's so sad about their situation. She went with him before she really got a realistic view of the world, and now she's so ingrained in Greg's skewed vision of how the world works and his perverted, like-fueled reason for being, that for someone outside of their marriage, it's absurd.
She's 22 years old and has spent her entire adult life with a shitbag for a husband, in a twisted Twilight fantasy like you say - she's a huge twilight fan and probably LOVED that she was moving to Washington for that alone.
I remember reading on her Reddit account (if that was even real, but it was very specific) that her life-advice was not to get married at 18. It's fucking sad, because she's become a clone of him and his antics. I feel like sometimes you get to see her personality, and it's not all bad. She had potential before she got married and became his baby clown car. Imagine being her age and already having her major marriage problems blasted online, and from her husband nonetheless.
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Agreed, Anon, this video is depressing.
Lainey's become a predator in her own right, but it's terrible to be reminded that she used to be a different person, with the potential to become…anything but what she is now. I do still hold a small hope that she'll escape from him one day, realize the error of her ways, and after years of therapy begin a normal life, à la Skye and Shiloh.
Seventeen/eighteen is just too young to make any major life decision for most people, and the decision she made at that age was the worst one possible. It's sick that Greg corners people in that age bracket the way he does. He'd discard Lainey in a heartbeat and do it again, if the opportunity presented itself.
Here's the vid.me reupload of this video for anyone that wants to watch, since Doormat deserves no views either:https://vid.me/eGvp
Sage for blogpost-y and no contribution because I'm a little drunk
But it fucking shocks me how little life experience she has. I'm a year younger than her and I couldn't possibly imagine being in her situation. She's never had a job so she's never felt that gratification of working for her own money. she never got to explore her sexuality on her terms which is something that as a young bisexual woman myself is utterly shocking. She never got to experience a true 21st birthday witch in itself is an experience. She never got to have a "girls night out" going out with friends and having fun. Shes never been able to travel or go somewhere or even got to experience a true spring break or any other normal college age fun. She barely has any friends at all. I mean I imagine she's got some that she doesn't discuss publicly (un-named friend she stayed with during cuddle gate) but it's not like she gets to go out and just have fun without Greg. It's obvious the only reason they pay people to watch the kids is because if someone else doesn't help out it's ALL on taylor.
None of this says I support her or I'm trying to justify what she's done it's just as someone in her age group she has missed out on so many great opportunities that are so great to get to experience all because of her choices. She's not 22 she might as well be a 30 year old woman sitting at home taking care of kids all day.
Upside of the Google Ad Boycott: Creepy YouTuber Onision’s Channel Is Dying
How many dead YouTube channels would be worth it to finally end Onision?https://heatst.com/tech/upside-of-the-google-ad-boycott-creepy-youtuber-onisions-channel-is-dying/
haha. Never change Heat Street.
(Don't have to bother reading the article. It doesn't say anything we don't already know. I just posted it for that shade.)
Damn, Doormat really is
a shell of her former self. It's like looking at someone's final days be the inevitable end.
Oh and using slang doesn't save her from her boring personality.
Its true. Taylor basically died, and now we only got lameo. She had the chance to not be a shit person, but its gone. Shes become a shithole by being with gerg all this time. She will likely continue to be a shithole after greg.>>398188
I like how she cant recognize herself and feels like a different person from pics that were right when she was married too. Yeah cause like everyone was saying, 17-18 is very different from 22/23, but you and your husband acts like age doesnt matter. Pedo creeps.
I also like how she said she hated when people were comparing her to shane dawson, but she doesnt know why. I know why. They were comparing you to a boy/man, and you are a girl and hadn't jumped on the trans trending bullshit yet. But you're not gonna admit that now. Your omgah i always felt agender bullshit can go in the trash now.
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Cringy Onion pics of the day
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Same. I'm 22 and have lived abroad, have a wonderful boyfriend, true friends, and a career in place.
I wish Taylor never met gurg. She might have had a chance at being a decent person and a relatively normal life. Now she's a gross predator with no personality of her own and no friends.
Stop anons pls, you're making me feel like shit.
I'm 22 and a miserable med student almost always at home because of exams. One year abroad when I was 18 and slight summer-holiday travelling are the only highlights of my recent life lol
Still better than having kids and being stuck with an asshole narc Gurg though. I really wonder if she's really gonna stay with him or divorce.
And is it me or does she really seem like she doesn't care that much about her children? She's whining on twitter/tumblr all the time, shouldn't she be a bit more cheerful just by being with her children and playing with them?
Watching them grow and love her?
She acts like an emo teenager instead of being more mature. And I don't think you can blame that on anxiety. I really feel bad for her children.
Sage and sorry for sad blogpost
yeah especially since the daughter is probably gonna use all the useless shit grease brought for lainey when they were roleplaying pedophilia
grosses me the fuck out
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totally ot but doesn't onion remind y'all of dennis?
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Exploiting Smosh breaking up for views.
So does that mean Greg doesn't enjoy making yt videos and everything is supposed to be taken seriously?
What a cranky old man.
wtf his neck looks so tiny compared to his balloon head
how does he look at this pic and think it's acceptable to post??
At least you've been abroad and are creating a massive earning potential/comfortable lifestyle for yourself and are doing something meaningful. Taylor's nothing more than a breeding cow and will never be anything greater than that.>>398394>He jokes how jobs aren't supposed to be fun.
"I'm miserable so everyone else needs to be miserable too!"
Because he can't handle live streams without being surrounded by fans. Twitch chats are 99% trolling and he'd narc rage live infront of viewers far too often as a result, coupled with the fact he can't play games and is shitty so would sperg out over losing too.
Also doesn't have the charisma to be entertaining without hours of jump cut editing & scripts.
surely he could use a less-known platform like stream.me that KEEMSTAR basically babied into existence - they have IP verification and etc.
I think the issue of livestreaming is less of his narcness - he would just ban on sight anyone he recognizes (or lainey, his main mod) and more of people on gaming platforms will call him out and flame his "gaming channel" and the trickle down effect. sage for drunk reply
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OT but he gave up on his other hopes and dreams and settled on KEEMSTAR. I hope it wasn't because of what I said about his gaming.
obviously he didn't tag Daniel Keem, but LUL nonetheless
He doesn't even seem to like his fans all that much and if anything I'm convinced he wouldn't be capable of pretending to care about the few fans he has for the duration of a stream.
Think if he had to try to keep up this facade regularly in live streams. It would surely be a source of much milk in the form of sperg-outs though.
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Passive aggressively dragging your wife through the height of your social circle over something as mundane as this? What's he trying to accomplish?
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Here's the whole chain. It's fathers day; looks like she washed their cars; and he's pissed off at her for it.
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Noticed this from earlier today: the smallest amount of money he can conceive of to do something fun with is $1,000.
Not $100. Not $10. Smallest amount of money any regular person has for something fun is $1K
On gerggles IRS audit, I took an uber pool yesterday and guess who was sharing/carpooling with me from the airport? AN IRS AUDITOR AGENT. I showed him the relevant info from the last thread, the house tour video, the items he was claiming for "business" on his taxes, and how much gerg made. The IRS agent laughed and said "he is so screwed". He said:
-to claim something/a room for business (like a home office) to fully claim it as a business expense it can only and solely be used for business, if your child may use the home office let's say to do homework (personal use), it can only partially be claimed (50%, 60%, etc) and you would have to document and show how much of a percentage it was used for business compared to personal use
-the only thing he could fully file as a business expense are the items necessary to film his YouTube videos (& related, merch,etc) so his cameras, mics, green screen, lights, editing software, etc. & computer (as long as said comp isn't used for any personal use & just for vids)
-if his filming equipment is used for any personal (non YT business) related filming then it's only partially covered
-the vast majority of the items gerg has filed as "business expenses" are not allowed and are not considered deductible (shit in the background of 1 or 2 vids, bathrooms, children's beds/rooms/playroom, roof, shed, lawnmower, staircase, hallways, couches, bed, etc.)
-filing these items are common knowledge not business expenses and if onion intentionally did this to save money and avoid taxes he is commiting a crime
-bc onion & his family live in the main house (where about 50% of items are claimed for business) it is not considered a home office and absolutely cannot be 50% claimed for business, at the maximum maybe 20% but it would still be a red flag
-his personal wardrobe (regular clothes he wears for personal life that he sometimes wears in speaks) are not "business expenses", his teslas (both of them) are 100% not covered as a business expense (even if he uses it to drive collaborators, it could only be for the exact amount of hours he used it to drive them), the back up battery and solar panels are never & will never be covered & are considered luxury & not necessity
-can only file a portion of the beds the collaborators sleep in for the exact amount of hours/days they sleep in them, must be documented, plus acknowledgment from collaborators w/ signature
-the IRS will 100% do a house visit & he will be forced to comply (and no, a video tour means nothing to them & will likely be used as evidence against him) you have to have an IRL house tour (anything over 20% of a house claimed is immediate cause for house visit)
-as they audit him, it will be concerning the past 3 years of his expenses/taxes, if they see red flags and a pattern of fraudulently filing personal items as business, which they will, they will go back even further to the past 5-10 years, basically anal raping him
-if he has not carefully and meticulously been documenting each items use (hours/days used for business) AS IT WAS HAPPENING (or in the time period) with evidence, logs, 3rd party statements then he is fucked, they're not covered, and he has to pay up those back taxes
-he cannot rush right now to create or get the documentation/evidence of business use at the last 2nd after he was informed of his audit
-if they IRS concludes he knowingly/intentionally filed items that were not used SOLELY for business as a full business expense on his taxes (agent said ignorance doesn't count) then he will be SEVERELY fined, forced to pay every/all back taxes from the items he fraudulently filed as "business expenses", have his YT wages garnished (take $ out from his paycheck), and almost most likely if not surely will be charged criminally for tax fraud, tax evasion, etc. and depending on how many years he's done this for will affect the amount of criminal charges (which will result in jail time or probation & hefty fines)
-even worse shit if he knowingly did this to be in a lower tax bracket (rich gets taxed more, poor gets taxed less) to pay less taxes
-he is an independent contractor not a business owner
-the IRS will factor in his 2nd house which is supposed to be for work/office/editing/filming and rip him to shreds over why then his family home is 50% "business expenses"
-5 editing stations? They may (but most likely, since he's a solo channel, not buy that excuse) let him slide on that, but only partially on the comps bc they're used for personal too
-IG selfies are not business related for gerg
-shit gerg filed as "business expenses" for lainybots channel will not be covered (he will have to pay back taxes on all items he claimed for business for Lainey's channel, i.e. Her equipment, her comp, the fireplace?!) bc Lainy would have had to been documenting that for years herself and file it under her name as a "business expense" (not gerg) & prove her "business" is regular & turning regular income/profit & not just a hobby for a stay at home mom
-this will all result in the IRS audit ripping his asshole so deep that he has a serious chance of receiving jail time or porbation (criminal charges), backtaxes for everything he fraudulently filed as "business expenses", massive fines for false filings, plus interest on all of it (which can add up based on how many years he's been doing this), and if he can't pay up (in the time or plan he has) they will start garnishing his YT paychecks, seizing his assets (such as his cars, expensive equipment, electronics, even his 2nd house, or any other properties in his name i.e. His mothers house/his old house-they go for the most expensive first) could all be FORCEFULLY seized to pay off his debt to the IRS, these seized assets will most likely occur since there's no way on earth onion has enough money to pay off the massive debt he will soon owe
-he is without a doubt 100% "literally" committing a crime. being his 2nd audit regarding improper filings for "business expenses" (divorce from skye was 1st audit) they will show no mercy & not believe he was ignorant of the law, therefore showing intent to defraud, which is a crime of tax evasion, tax fraud which they will fully go after him for $$$ wise, possible court too since it's not his first time & intention to commit fraud to benefit financially
Best case- they fuck him hard but don't prosecute him for criminal charges but will still owe a massive amount of backtax, fines, interest, but give him a generous payment plan that he spends many years paying off, wages garnished, has to sell tons of shit, downsizing a lot
Worst case- goes to jail for a few months, probation, assets seized, broke, files for bankruptcy, has to move to a studio apt, is toast & spergs like we've never seen
Plus IRS agent said that any anons can go on the IRS website and speak to an agent on anon & ask them hypotheticals/questions
Saged for long ass post (rry sorry just tried to distinguish solid faxxx from an IRS agent from our educated guesses)
Son, I was honestly happiest when I was homeless and squatting. Gurggles is such an entitled child.
He needs material wealth to be happy and that's sad. My boyfriend and I ate salads out of dumpsters and stole refries out of people's yards and were happier than Taylor and Greg. Their relationship is so miserable.
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Parent want to sue Onion for their kid's behavior
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Makes fun of Smosh Anthony for leaving and accuses Ian of manipulation and wanting all the assets to himself or something.
Talk about self-projection!
Oh and the "audit agency" he's using to handle his audit is a regular cheap website that poor normies use when they get audited. Not a good lawyer that he meets IRL & does research & gets familiar with his specific case or anything. They handle thousands of cases at a time only over the internet and will not keep him out of trouble and he's cheaping out when he really shouldn't. The website is equal to those shitty poormans lawyers who deal with car accidents and have shitty cheap potatoe quality ads on late night tv that are basically scams.
What Greg most likely did:>google.com >audit lawyer>clicked first link>???>profit
Sorry left this out, IRS agent laughed when I told him who gerg was using to "represent" him.
I hope they rake him over the coals.
Jail time is no less than what he deserves
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He spent a few minutes with his son for once and has been showing off the temp tattoos Troy gave him all day.
I spoke of this earlier (not the anon above, but in a different context): the wheels of government churn slowly. I'd say the audit and research will continue through the rest of this calendar year at least. They're going to schedule the visit; shit will be wrong; they'll ask for more receipts because of it; he can't provide them, etc etc. Like a couple years in total.
We'll hear about the process the whole way thru from Greg though: when the visit is scheduled; after the home visit and they laugh at his idiocy; when they ask for proof from previous years; possibly when they have him in for a deposition. He should
have hired a proper lawyer at this point but hasn't. If he doesn't hire one after the home visit, this could get lulzy quick, because he can't hold his temper and no one's going to bow to his schedule / whims once the home visit proves he's a fraud.
Timely! Greg turned one of his "gaming" videos into a story time about the IRS and how he's so awesome and much smarter than them.
Last time he got audited, he had to pay $18,000 back, for trying to write off his divorce as a business expense ("like how is it not a business expense when they tried to take my business" <- this is why high school grads need tax pros and lawyers, you fucking moron.)
So he's trying to explain himself yet again, and how utterly reasonable his LOGIC is verses the actual law.https://vid.me/neyv
Getting thru the vid - he's been writing off all the travel expenses people incurred coming to him. Including for Billie
although he didn't mention her by name. Why would he write off other people's travel expenses? Even if you pay for it, the IRS is gonna side eye it because those people aren't employees.>>398534>>in that video he claims that whole thing about him trying to claim his divorce as a business expense was stupid
No he's still claiming the IRS is stupid for not understanding the divorce was related to him business.He still thinks he was right and they and the law are wrong
He's also still saying the "house tour" video was totally normal and valid as documentation. He appears to begin to see reason - that maaaaybe he shouldn't be using the fine lawyers at irs-audit.com (he even shows the crappy ambulance chaser website!) - and then he's like, nah I should fire them and not have ANY LAWYERS AT ALL and just talk to the IRS myself face to face.
He's so smug and stupid. After all this time, it's gonna be regular taxes that bring him down.
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He thinks this website looks like a totally legit place to get tax advice from. Except he thinks he's also smarter than them because "they're not helpful" i.e. they tell me things I don't like or agree with, or that videos and not proper documentation.
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In his IRS story time video, he shows these maps of his property once again that declare things like a staircase used in a couple videos are part of his write off…. which is completely batshit crazy but he's tripling down on this bullshit. Your kitchen is not a dedicated filming area. None of this is what you think it is.
He's just proving his own fraud, it's mind blowing.
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It just keeps going… if he'd just claimed the second house he might
have gotten away with this for longer (that wouldn't be super legal either, but way easier to argue when the family doesn't live there.)>>398538
Yes. Capone was smart enough to hire lawyers and accountants tho - Greg's not even that smart (Capone didn't launder his money into enough legit businesses and pay income tax that way; gangsters learned from his mistake that you pay the fucking IRS.)
Sorry I left out one more thing I asked the IRS agent, about "employees">>398536
post reminded me, thanks anon
-Sarah is not considered an employee, not bc she's underage, but bc of her age requiring paperwork, in accordance with their state law, she would require a form to be signed by her parents & school, the employer (grease) would require special permits, special insurance, as well as records proving age and documentations of work (along with not "working" between 7pm-7am)
-Sarah's travel expenses, her "paycheck", and bed, shower, & food, etc can not be considered business expenses (or included in partial business expense for an item i.e. "race car bed collaborators slept in!!1"
-Billie is not considered an employee, even though an adult can be in a romantic relationship with their employer(s) and still be legal employed, she & onion never filed any W2 forms & have no proper documentation of her hours/work/use of items being covered as business expenses
-Billie cannot have travel expenses covered bc the beginning travel and all the rest of the flights were due to personal reasons, she didn't fly to them to be their employee
-Billies "paycheck" isn't covered bc no proper documentation of hours/work/etc, no receipts, no contract (sex slave contract doesn't count), no taxes taken out of her pay (under the table payment, these would be filed be filed under billies name), no statement by Billie stating it was in exchange for labor (w/ hours, job description)
-Billie can be considered an independent contractor to onision (an independent contractor himself), but without documentation of what exact hours she worked, etc then there's no way to prove when, what, & if she worked for gerg, therefore not covered, leading to all her expenses and use of items filed as "business expenses" to not eligible to be covered as business as well.
-Since no documentation for Billies "work", it could be seen as a luxury personal expense (such as sugar babies being paid by their sugar daddies)
-cannot have any collaborators (other big YTers) travel expenses covered unless he kept all the plane ticket receipts w/ proof that they were flown out for reasons directly related to his YT "business"
-a video of him and the collaborator(s) is not legitamite evidence enough, bc it does not prove they were not there (or flown out) as friends for personal reasons, such as a friend in vlogs (& YTers don't deduct their expenses from their taxes) or hobby (such as Lainy is not paid a prectage of every vid of gregs shes in)
-could say maybe they're (unpaid?) actors (depending on state, some sign up w/ actors guild is required, some not) but would still have to show evidence of receipts, documented AT THE TIME PERIOD (not years later) of exact days/hours worked (also with time items they used i.e. beds, 2nd house) but that's really a big maybe
-this nigga can't file shit for any of his fake employees (jailbait) & YT ex-friends as business expenses on his taxes bc he has no documentation & are illegitimate>>398527
About a year for the investigation, in total a few years to go through court and accounting for everything with no receipts.
We should see shit hit the fan in several months prior/during/directly after the home visit and possibles earlier when they request all his filings/receipts/documents which he did all himself lol
Hopefully his future social media posts about this whole audit will be mysteriously sent to IRS & used against him, bc you now this bitch is going to yell everything that happens from the mountain tops of twitter in real time too!
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I've know greg (online) for many years and can confirm that he doesn't know how to tell what a reliable source is. he is a good example for why kids should pay attention in school.
I mean, obviously he's only had female (and agender spaceprinxe) partners until now but I definitely get self-hating homosexual vibes from him too. If only because his particular brand of red-faced, screaming misogyny is something I've only ever seen in gay guys. He gets way nastier about his female exes than about his male ex-friends. Look at how he treated Adrienne who he knew for like two weeks vs. how he treated Cyr who he was close with for years. At the very least he respects men way more than he respects women (i.e. not at all).
Oh and of course the several hours long argument he had with Cyr about whether two guys wrestling is or isn't gay. He's very homophobic, and you know what they say about loud homophobes…>>397709
That's probably a factor too. He knows his main fanbase is teenage girls and he knows teenage girls are really into that shit. I do think he enjoys it, though, and "muh views" is a convenient excuse.
He also used to shit on people who said youtube was a job to them. Are we surprised hes flip flopped?>>398487>>398492
Wait what? Hes mad that she cleaned the car? How does her cleaning the car affect anything? LOL. His dirty ass would be.>>398536
Hes been writing off flying his poly fuck toy to his house? Hahaha, gerg please send the IRS those videos about your threesomes. Im sure they will love to see who these "employees" you are flying are.
I really hope his dumbass gets fucked over from this. Hes just giving IRS more proof that he wrote off personal expenses as business expenses with these videos. How does anyone think this guy is clever? LMAO.
Quick correction about Billie's "employment": he did, in fact, fill out some documentation for her, as an independent contractor. He was using sending those forms to her as an excuse to try to bait her into conversation as late as March.
He still can't write off all payments to independent contractors, as well as her flights, room and board, because those visits were for personal purposes as well.
Sorry, also meant to say that he has treated all collaborators as independent contractors and given them tax documentation as such. Doesn't mean he can write off their
travel expenses and a bedroom they possible slept in for a night or two.
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Good job taking the moral high ground here, Obi Wan.
Just because more people died in one event doesn't detract the importance of dealing with terrorism in others.
It's funny because the only times he ever brings up events like this, it is in THIS EXACT CONTEXT.
So, the only time YOU care about tragedies, Onision, is when you can use them against your opponents.
Does he realise portugal is in europe and is first/second world? It's not some obscure place in the middle-east, it's right next to fucking Spain.
I thought he only cared about third world deaths?
Narcs like Greg don't understand that people can care about more than one goings-on so he uses that as a way to berate people. "Look at me, unable to locate the country/spell Portugese, but look at all of those Portugal Fire Deaths that you ignore but not me! Look at me caring about it."
It's like he has to cover his ass every time there is something happening so that no one can tell that he can't grieve/mourn/create awareness of an issue like an actual person.
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Lainey apparently made a makeup tutorial for this ~special~ look. I guess she's decided to keep using that Billie-inspired lip glimmer she had on in a prev video. I can't reupload it atm but maybe some ither anon would like to reupload it.
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I took the filters off
He looks like that Goldeneye 007 game from the Nintendo 64 where you could turn on "big head mode".
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he looks like a burn victim
You can be vegetarian and straight edge and still have a poor diet. I think it's a combination of bad genes, bad hygiene, no skincare routine, and eating processed food.
It's strange though, because he's almost at an American Psycho level of narcissism and lack of empathy, yet he could never follow Patrick Bateman's morning routine because he's also lazy
He has rosacea.
Sage your shit.
Having a bad diet can fuck up your skin as well. That's not retarded. He has rosacea, but he also doesn't take care of his skin and has a poor diet. Factors add up, it's not one or the other.
I know this picture is a little OTT in terms of coloration but it looks like Greg's had a chemical peel that went south, doesn't it? Can any anons who might work in or around dermas or skin care peeps weigh in? If you aren't too disgusted by the photos we routinely show on this board, that is.
I sometimes think Greg's about as crusty as Shayna or Luna. They all have a tangible layer of filth on them. Greg always looks like a plastic surgery procedure done way on the cheap though, like he got it through fucking groupon or something.
Pretty sure he's got a number of broken capillaries dotted all over the place, wonder if he's got spider vein clusters too.
Sorry, I dropped my sage. I still think it's retarded, you can have the worst diet in the world and still not have Rosacea. So it's disingenuous to say he has shit skin because of his diet and hygiene. Diet can exacerbate it and trigger
flare ups but doesn't cause your face to look anything like that. As for taking care of your skin, do we actually know gurg's skincare habits? He's extremely vain and a routine for rosacea would be really basic and simple so I would be really surprised if he literally did nothing.
Greg's pretty retarded and unable to identify credible sources, he might have just assumed it would work for him
because his skin is somehow different, narc logic is weird.
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Looks like he's about to throw down with Joy.
So this is what its like when cows collide.
The problem is that he knows he has rosacea, but refuses any treatment. Gregma is notorious for hating authority and dismissing all expert opinions. Getting a prescription would imply that he admits that a doctor knows more about something than him.>>398715
This will be glorious.
ntayrt and OT but it looks an awful lot like a bad chemical peel that an aunt of mine had. Her skin was okay (not great but okay) prior to the peel and after the peel it was like this, pitted looking and lumpy. I think she may have picked at it while it was healing. She had bad skin to begin with and still managed to get a dermatologist to sign off on it, she basically bitched until she got what she wanted. Knowing what we know about narcs and how pushy they can be, I wonder if Greg didn't think that a peel was the answer to all his problems, pushed for it at some cheap derm, and made it worse by touching it and fucking with it and putting filthy masks on it while it was healing, etc.
The rosacea has taken a real turn for the worse recently, and yet I don't see it keeping him from fucking around with his face, like someone who picks at scars until they've got craters everywhere. I'm honestly surprised he's managing to keep makeup off of it at least part of the time.
He relies so much on his looks for validation, I can't even imagine how much this is driving him insane. His vanity must be taking a massive punch in the nuts right now, because his skin is absolutely vile looking.
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The replies to this tweet made me giggle.
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Missed this too. I guess since joy is now reaching nearly 50k subs on her channel, Onision is falling into a narc rage over it, especially since his new channels aren't doing so great, Not a fan of joy but it is fun to see him seethe over it.
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lol jesus christ he's losing it
It's really not tinfoiling. He tried to do it with TheAmazingAtheist. TJ declined.
If he were to proposition Joy in the same way, how do you think she would react?
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Joys side of things, Lol This is funny as fuck, let the milk flow!
took me a minute to find it…
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Any farmer up to getting these messages?
1. sage goes in the email-field
2. you have to be 18+ to post here
3. no, it's obviously not, it's a joke
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God I hope they'll get in a "debate"
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We got our self a milk-show!
This botch is retarded. Never give in to a narc's demands, it just fuels them into greater power fantasies.
All she had to do was be like, lol, nope go ahead and "sue" me with your google.com "lawyer". Greg would have raged anyway.
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I know they're already posted. but i just wasted time doing this so here.
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The hell is going on.
Fuck this, I'm actually a) at home b) don't have anything to do and c) felt like watching some milky drama.
Annnnnnnd it's behind a fucking paywall. Thanks, Gretchen. Asshole.
Don't worry, I'm positive his narcissism will prevent him from disappearing. Just look at Margo, she is a nobody nowadays but still following her dream to become the kawaii fashion guru youtuber she deserves
If he was to leave the internet, Laney is all he has and we all know how fed up he is with her lmao
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1pm tomorrow apparently..
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Yeah I gotta admit I did laugh at her responses to his demands, Hes a fucking child
Go live on discord? Discord isnt a streaming platform LOL. It's for group voice/chat channels. Of course he would go to his discord so he can record a video of him talking to only people who will agree with him about joy lmao. What a loser.
Why not stream on lameo's younow like he was begging joy to do with him? Haha.
>>398715>it's okay for me to make a dozen videos on Eugenia, obsess over Shane, and fuck a homemade Andy sex doll, but how dare you make videos about me and all the terrible shit I've done
Don't get me wrong, Joy is an obsessed cow, but does he really think he has a leg to stand on here?
Also that hundred of thousands of subs tweet… if they were actually watching you, they would've come back and your views wouldn't have been affected much if at all.
>>398825>I'll show you the DMs in the next episode
mfw I accidentally just watched a 15min reactionvideo.
Don't watch it, spare yourselves, like anon said it's fucking nothing in it.
Honestly? The thing that would make him lose his shit is completely, 100% ignoring him. Pretending they don't exist or you don't care what he is talking about it if he is angry.
If everyone did this in unison, it would be the most fantastic thing to watch. Unfortunately, it's not a perfect world.
Onision wants attention. He's a narc. Bad attention is still attention.
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For a moment I thought that this was one of those pictures that parents take after playing with their kids, but knowing Greg it's probably for one of his videos. >>398845
Agreed. He always seems to get the most upset or flustered when the person he's ranting at / about doesn't acknowledge his existence. But I guess his combination of narcissism and stupidity is too much to ignore
Sage goes in the email field.
There's no reason for her to bring up Shiloh at all.
Lol jaclyn said he had messaged her today too, and he said he didnt know why she was mad about the video he made, but he wanted to talk about youtube analytics with her or some bullshit.>>398884
isnt there no debate because they both didnt agree on the same platform? lol
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out of all the fashion crimes in this image, the most shocking one is underneath those shredded jeans is… more jeans.
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Onions have layers
Is this recent? It looks like Onion is stuck in the early 2000's.
And are those ratty beat up dress shoes?
Can't be recent. Different hairstyle aside, onion hasn't worn anything but women's work out pants that outline his grotesque little dingdong in years now.
He and Joy should stop the bickering and realize they're made for each other already. Both suffer from NPD, have the same aversion to personal hygiene and share a proclivity for early 2000s fashion, they're basically the same person.
as much as he insists he's 5'11 or 6'0 he still looks like a manlet, such unfortunate proportions >>398755
nothing ever comes out of a debate with him. But joy seems as bonkers as he is so i really wanna see the mess that comes out of this…and hoping he rages again like he did over the emails
Shiloh was with him 6 years ago. She's over him, doing great and looking better than ever. No-one should drag her back to the drama and emotoonal abuse where it took so much for her to heal. She doesn't deserve it. Don't share her information, let her be.
Also I'm kind of waiting for the debate but in the end I thknk that either they play super nice and civil towards each other and avoid flammable subjects or they chimp out in the last minute.
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Can't be worse than this
Damn, it is. I was too distracted by Gurg's ugliness and manlet proportions to even notice it.
If he does show up at Andy's tour when it's in his state, this time I hope he does better than this fugly, outdated outfit. And no, Grease, grandpa sleeveless jackets and grey sweatpants do not count as better.
right? it's ridiculous. he's emotionally stunted, and it's an obvious intimidation tactic to get a rise out of her. as obnoxious as joy is, gotta lol cuz she does know how to trigger
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This shit is hilarious. He just can't help himself from sperging out like a total moron as soon as someone won't play his games, can he?
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Guess he patched things up with Plain's dad? Guess he's not such a horrible person when Gerg feels he needs something from him.
This is hilarious. He literally has no idea how to handle or deal with someone who he has no control whatsoever over.
Also, Taylor's father is his lawyer. Sure Jan. I suspect Taylor's father wouldn't piss on Greg if he was on fire and that was the only way he could put it out. Apparently Greg can't help himself with his lies, either.
He's hilarious and sad. I dislike Joy a lot but they're such a good match because she knows about his bullshit and is not backing down. And he DID agree to her terms.>>399024
Exactly this. Or the alternative is that Lainey talked to her Dad and told Onion about it (more likely imo). I don't think Lainey's dad would have a conversation with him, he's only tolerating it to not lose contact to Lainey and her kids.
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Apparently it's still on. They said 1pm Onion time, so that would be 3pm EST.
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Patreon, because you're too socially retarded to have fun human interactions without blind adoration and money being involved.
the ONLY thing that yanks my asshairs over this "debate" is how any potential onionsperg will make Kati look like the big ol' winner. in reality she's just as big a /pt/ level lolcow as grelp is. of course it's funny to watch her get at him because only someone with a sick mind can entertain relentless verbal spars he threw in these exchanges. all i'm banking on is one of Kati's patented filthy tirades about gerg's hateboner for her will gross more people out than it would entertain.
either way i am (shamefully) here for this.
same lmao. there goes my diet.
I bet they are just both gonna be on their own platforms just raging about eachother.
I don't follow JoySparkle's thread so I don't know why she's considered a cow too, but damn, she destroyed him. The angrier Onion got, the more politely and logically she replied.
Also I love how Onion projected by calling her "insane" when he was the only one sperging and saying illogical things. GG Joy.
The fact that she's such a lolcow herself kinda makes this better for me, it's so fucked up that she comes off as the reasonable and level headed one when talking to Greg lol. Really illustrates how next-level crazy he is.
Also cow vs cow slapfights are the best, it's a big, messy race to the bottom usually.
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Guessing her timezone which is Midwest according to >>399041
and it's currently 1:12PM here.
She's pretty autistic about rules, I think she is. It's something that Greg can't say is stupid, but is going to irritate him because he has to say which charity and make plans, as opposed to immediately getting to yell at Joy, which is all he can think about.
I don't doubt she'd give the cash to charity just to needle him. She's crazy, but it takes a crazy to engage in a long, voluntary narc battle I guess.
no. she is in the midwest, or two hours ahead of greg, who is in pacific time.
the debate is supposedly 1PM gergtime, so it would be 3pm her time.
either way, folks in europe will see this happen around 9pm or 10pm your time so grab a beer and watch the shitshow unfold.
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She said 2:30 so that should be now if she's midwest
He's going to show up on Lainey's younow, because that's what he demanded. He agreed, then reneged, on going on Joy's YT, and decided it was HONEST FAX that Joy had to do this on younow or be a liar coward bitch cunt, etc etc you get the picture.
They're just going to be on different channels come time for the "Debate" imo
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Joy just uploaded a video
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he's playing a game on steam right now. inb4 "sorry I was busy playing with my PATREONS"
I would suggest we set up a drinking game, with the rules that every time he narc rages/calls her names/demands FAAAAX we take a drink, but I don't want to kill us.>>399114
I really hope they come to a compromise, I need this to happen.
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He's literally sitting in his garage, listening to edgy metal, wearing war paint.
He's only got 900 people watching and Joy has 2500, so the mod is going to ask Greg to join them because she's got more people, lol
One with 10 years of "experience" of that, he's done YouTube debates in the past as we all know.. he's being avoidant of it because he wants it be under HIS circumstances…
– claims he doesn't want to go on YT because Joy will make money (even though she stated she will donate it all) and it's not bout money… want's Joy to come on YouNow so Lainey can profit instead.
"FAKE PIECE OF SHIT"
Jeff is dragging him right now
Will upload after.
Jeff's in Joy's chat, explaining what happened and he knew that he was falling into Greg's trap but he didn't care because someone needed to tell him off.
Joy's chat is telling her to concede and just go to younow, which they're okay with because she raised 300 bucks for charity.
Actually brain fog can cause waves of confusion and memory problems
However, the arguing about random bullshit is so stupid
USE THIS THREAD FOR THE LIVESTREAM PLEASE
You may post liveblogging and discussion there. Posting in succession is allowed.
I don't follow Kati as a cow because I think she's boring but how dare she try to drag Shiloh into her quest for drama? She knows how Greg treats his castoffs. I hope someone lets Shiloh know that there's an idiot out there trying to pull her back into drama with Greg–Shiloh would tell Kati to fuck off these days, I think. She's really strong and she's really got her shit together.
Seriously Kati, stop being a fucking cunt for views. I wish her and Greg would be stranded on a desert island with one another. They could narc rage at each other for years, all day every day.
i'll see if i can have it up by tonight but my wifi is really really slow atm, i know another anon recorded it so theirs might be up sooner.
the whole stream was a mess anyway
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I'm in the process of uploading right now. Huge file, so it's taking some time.
Will post it here as the first thing, when it's done.
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lol jesus they can't even keep their story together
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Sorry for the spam guys, Hes just going ham on twitter again
"I just like abusing people, I'm not really into S&M"
"Don't kinkshame me or my spouse!"
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He's sperging the fuck out on twitter
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Drews currently going at him since billie was brought up in this whole thing.
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Heres hoping drew and grease go at it
thank you so much anon ily>>399820
onion is a piece of shit but this dude drew just jumps at any chance he has to be relevant. inb4 " but thats her bf!", he knows what will get him views
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You mean the 16 year old you got involved in this in the first place by scooping her up and trying to indoctrinate her into the cuck household? The lack of self-awareness is so strong…
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Sounds like he's going to cry throughout the whole video? Or shaking with rage, likely.
>I truly love Lainey, but not as much as Lainey truly loves me.
Yeah, no shit.
Grease going on and on justifying the Billie basement punishment is incredibly
disturbing and creepy.
It kills me to say this, but he's won the fight. He seems so calm and collected and that gives a better impression than Joy's frantic screaming.
You had him, Joy. And then you let him fuck you over.
He's not calm. He's not anything like calm. He wasn't calm on the stream. The videos are his only opportunity in a world which does not bend to his narrow dictionary definitions, to pretend he's in control of anything at all.
I agree it's best to ignore him and let him die in a vacuum. It was a meeting of two lolcows, equally insane.
I think they both lost, but Grease's baiting worked and both Jeff and Joy lost their cool.
If the downvotes on the vid are any indication (about 50%), he's not gonna manipulate his way out of it.
No one is going to win. This is like a convention of assholes. Just point and laugh.
And holy shit Onion get off the internet and clean your house or use a backdrop when you film a video. Oh wait, he wants people to see the mess for sympathy points because he's a father.
You ignore him. Andy Biersack in a champ at this. You keep everything offline. You repeat yourself. You keep it via email. You don't give him the time.
Because all they did was cuddle and give Greg the side eye. And even having them in his audience was an ego boost to Greg, even if they spent the time laughing at him. Any attention is too much attention for him.
If Joy wants to "win" she should make her videos and never interact with him 1 on 1. Just ignore him entirely outside of making content. Wait for him to send lulzy "legal" letters. And ignore those, too.
I'm referring to the video linked, where he's talking about what happened. He might not BE calm, but in this video he seemed like it, which is better than Joy who's probably going to make another 50 videos on how grateful she is for getting to talk to Lainey etc.
I'm not saying i'm happy about it, but Gurg pushed everyone's buttons and kept repeating the same shit over and over, while Jeff and Joy sperged out like trashy motherfuckers.
Jeff said on Joy's stream that he knew what Onionboy was doing but he figured fuck it, it wasn't gonna go anywhere anyway so he went off. I personally enjoyed it. I'd rather see Onion get told off than his ass kissed anyway.
"You're a wannabe washed-up