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File: 1422453351819.png (252.07 KB, 915x1165, 1422417953938.png)

No. 44246

New Peter Coffin thread. In this installment, Peter sends hotwheels a poorly worded cease and desist from a totally legit law firm. Yes, the law firm really exists, but the DMCA exists only in Peter's head.

First thread >>41777

No. 44247

>her
>respomd
>SPAM TWATTER WIT MUH HASH PLS

Help, my sides..

No. 44248

File: 1422454261980.jpg (130.27 KB, 583x493, coffintemplate.jpg)

It was also discovered that (unsurprisingly) a quick google search shows that it's a template.

No. 44249

All I know is that at least one good maymay will come from this shitty letter.

No. 44250

>>44248
This level of stupid shouldn't be possible…


http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2011/03/peter-coffin-is-his-own-legal-team.html

Chalk this up for things to add to his ED

No. 44251

>>44246
>hashtag

baaaaaahaha what a loser

No. 44252

>>44250
Already added to the article, which goes live on ED's home page today as Article Of The Now.

No. 44255


No. 44257

File: 1422455940466.jpg (23.89 KB, 335x278, image.jpg)

>>44252
I was not aware the page was up and done.
And it's an arTICLE OF THE NOW

Gonna get snacks to read holy shit

No. 44258

>>44249
>pls respomd
I'm personally tempted to make a twatter just to spam the shit out of the #PETERCOFFINWASRIGHT hashtag.

No. 44261

File: 1422456946342.png (459.66 KB, 1104x701, article.png)

YAS

No. 44262

>she
>her

oho god

No. 44263

Hotwheels posted the headers too. Came from gregsmithattorneyslc@gmail.com. Looking up this totally professional lawyer's e-mail address from the cease and desist only shows results for this exact fake letter.

No. 44265

>>44246
>preferably on Twitte with the hashtag "#PETERCOFFINWASRIGHT" attached to said apology
Tippity top kek

No. 44266

>>44246
>In the event you fail to meet this demand, please be advised that Peter Coffin has aked us to communicate to you that she will pursue all legal remedies
>she
Not only this but
>her
>respomd
>Twitte
>false lies
>no period in the last part
Did a retarded chimp type this or something? No way this is legit, not that that wasn't obvious already already lol

No. 44267

Is this real life?

No. 44276

so what are the chances that P.I thing is real? that shit was mind blowing.

No. 44277

File: 1422467645768.gif (1.84 MB, 325x244, 1414464847069.gif)

>>44276
I don't even care anymore (ok, maybe a little) because the result has been too funny. I can't get off this ride.

No. 44288

>>44277

I feel the same way and his chimping just made it even better. He's made an exceptional cow.

No. 44291

everything to come from this is so much better than I could have hoped, that I don't even care if it's real or not. it's just too funny

No. 44296

File: 1422474771670.png (498.45 KB, 783x4802, 1422424613674.png)

>This page has been accessed 12,235 times.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Peter_Coffin

No. 44297

File: 1422474796531.png (760.7 KB, 600x1125, 1422471728208.png)


No. 44302

>>44296

What chan is this from? It looks like ours, but it can't be (obviously). /cow/ is red and black sooo…?

No. 44303

>>44302
it's one whiteknight/peter from /cow/. same IP or whatever.

No. 44305

>>44302
…you can change the theme on 8chan.

No. 44306

>>44305

Ahhh I see now, I have never been to 8chan until this whole Peter Coffin thing. I bookmarked the /cow/ board though. I'm glad you can change themes because the black and red shit was hurting my eyes.

No. 44307

>>44306
It's from the mod panel. All these posts were made from the same IP.

No. 44313

>>44305
Good Lord I'm such a noob. I avoid 8chan when possible because the theme hurts my eyes.

Fuck I'm stupid.

No. 44318

File: 1422479226061.gif (2.51 MB, 286x258, 1410505367588.gif)

>>44296
>he doesn't care!
>look how much he doesn't care you guys!
>obviously this isn't affecting him in the slightest!
>h-he has a happy life a-and a wife that loves him! really!
>autismautismautismautismAUTISMAUTISMAUTISMAUTISMAUTISMAUTISMAUTISMAUTISMAUTISMAUTISMAUTISMAUTISM
holy shit this guy

No. 44320

>>44307
>>44305
>>44303

Thanks anons!

Jesus this is a whole new level of cringe. WTF is wrong with this guy? Sure he's not good looking, but if he got a real job, dropped the comedian shit, and hit the gym, he could ind himself a decent looking girl.
I just don't understand him, I mean I do, he's a pathological liar, so I guess he can't help it, but fuck, how do you let it get this bad?


>>44313

Haha you and me both anon. I would read the Peter Coffin threads and my fucking EYES.
Well now we know, /cow/ looks kawaii now.

No. 44335

>>44306
>>44306
Fucking autists and their sensory overload. Chris Chan would be proud.

No. 44352

>>44297
How did the doll text him or is this one of those dumb apps that quirky uses?

No. 44354

>>44335
>autismautismautismAUTISMAUTISM
Oh look, Peter found us!

No. 44355

>>44352
Maybe he got two phones?

No. 44356

File: 1422484604109.jpg (86.68 KB, 1012x568, image.jpg)

What is this thing hovering over the baby? It creates a shadow so it can't be medical tape or w/e

No. 44358

>>44356
Dat aint the same big headed nigger.

No. 44359

>>44356
Completly off topic, but i don't get how people find babies cute. Most babies are so ugly and hairless, with wide spaced eyes and weird hands. I've only seen one cute baby in my life (a little black girl with a head full of curls and bright blue eyes)

No. 44360

>>44359
>ugly and hairless, with wide spaced eyes and weird hands

you're specifically describing toilet nigga here.

No. 44362

>>44360
Most babies look like that to me. Either that or they are screaming bloated monsters. Newborns creep me out.

No. 44363

>>44352
http://iphonefaketext.com/

There are so many ways to fake iphone texts.

No. 44368

>>44356
why is it that most babies look like winston churchill?

No. 44369

>>44356
wasn't the baby premature? shouldn't he have tubes and be in an incubator? his "birth certificate" says he weighed 3 lbs.

No. 44370

File: 1422486461394.jpg (17.39 KB, 250x188, image.jpg)

Why does this pic show it having so much more hair?

All babies are fucking ugly vagina mucous.

No. 44371

>>44370

It has has black hair. I know another anon said that some babies are born with red or purple faces (I was born with the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck so my face was purple in my newborn pics for like a day or so)

But, I'm pretty sure that baby is either black, Hispanic, or Asian and she (LOL I MEAN PETER) put a rose over it so we couldn't see the ethnic features the baby might have.

No. 44372

>>44370
if it was a newborn in that pic and at least a couple days old in the other pic, it could be that it's hair came out. i've heard babies have very, very delicate hair so when they lay down, their hair tends to get pulled out. you'll noticed a lot of babies with hair will have weird patchy hair.

No. 44373

>>44371
Does the blanket match?>>44356

No. 44374

Does anyone know what hospital this kid was born in?

No. 44375

>>44373
I think they match. They have little animals on them.
>>44371
Damn nigga you emo AF

No. 44376

>>44356
Do hospitals still actually use those plastic bands with handwriting on them? I live in a small city and for at least the last five years every one of mine has been a printed out kinda of paper one. When my sister had her two kids we made a scrapbook and theirs were also the same as the print out/paper. No plastic, no handwriting.

No. 44377

>>44370
newborn hair falls out (either entirely or in large patches), then grows back.

No. 44387

>>44376
I live in LA and my nephews were typed

No. 44388

>>44387
To add to this, I would think that someone's printed letter could get cog using so why wouldn't every hospital move to typed? Even in the ER they type it.

No. 44389

>>44388
*get confusing

No. 44391

>>44359
Newborns are hideous but their mothers and possibly fathers think they are cute because of hormones, I'm convinced everyone else is faking. They do end up being cute after some months though.

>>44369
Plus it should look even more fucked up.

No. 44392

File: 1422490465245.png (15.3 KB, 555x205, also realistic sex dolls lel.p…)

this is probably old news, but why would you make that your subtitle… is he trying to be funny?

No. 44394

>>44376

In both CA and TX they print them out.

It's incredibly stupid to have someone write this, especially since nurses and doctors are notorious for their shit handwriting/signatures.

No. 44400

>>44394
Think they do that in all states now though. Like I have mine from the late 80's and its typed.

No. 44408

>>44392
it's all peter can do when it comes to comedy.

No. 44418

>>44375
nah the rose faced one is little baby footprints

No. 44423

File: 1422495745731.jpg (110.16 KB, 1366x587, plastic cherry.jpg)

Peter took his dolls virginity.

This isn't milk anymore, Peter isn't a cow, HE'S THE MOTHERFUCKING GOOSE THAT SHITS OUT SOLID GOLD EGGS.

No. 44480

File: 1422508070705.png (1.02 MB, 1628x669, 1422506502137.png)

new habbenings

No. 44481

File: 1422508134440.jpg (34.93 KB, 600x450, buddy-cole-colbert-report.jpg)

>>44480
oh shiiiiit nigga

No. 44493

>>44480
Thats soooo creepy

No. 44494

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No. 44497

File: 1422512196315.jpg (100.19 KB, 540x720, 1344702573884.jpg)

>>44494
Boy I tell ya what thats a doll she sure is.

No. 44498

File: 1422512386513.jpg (24.96 KB, 200x300, 1422510979598.jpg)


No. 44499

>>44494
Where did you find that doll? With some photo filters, it could look just like her.

No. 44500


No. 44502

File: 1422513402140.jpg (393.88 KB, 598x900, belly.jpg)

She also has that weird belly thing going on.

No. 44503

>>44498
does she come with a free package of mental problems?

No. 44504


No. 44505

File: 1422516070677.png (10.66 KB, 877x160, xx.png)

So I guess someone on /cow/ contacted xiaxue about it.

No. 44507

I post at 8chan /cow/ and I've loved every minute of the Peter Coffin threads this week.

I have my theory on the whole issue and I'm convinced a doll is involved. If this was a real marriage/legit relationship all the wtfuckery involved
stinks to high heaven.

He refuses to show any interaction with "Ashleigh", instead using the baby (whoever it belongs to) as proof of a happy marriage. Yeah, hmm…no.

It's killing me that we need to find out the truth about who the "real Asleigh" is. She is definitely not his wife.

No. 44509

For anyone who has a twitter account, vote for ashleigh to win shorty awards in nonhuman category

shortyawards.com/nihileigh?category=nonhuman

No. 44510

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No. 44512

File: 1422519865051.jpg (Spoiler Image,12.45 KB, 200x300, 1422508083219.jpg)

ASHLAAAAAAAAAAY

No. 44513

>>44509

Does this take a while to get posted? I went ahead and voted, but it's not showing up below with the other nominations.

No. 44524

>>44513
Maybe they check if your accoubt is a sockpuppet or similar

No. 44525

>>44512
OH. SHIT.

No. 44526

File: 1422531258405.png (781.51 KB, 1095x546, 1422524627408.png)

Peter wearing a wig.

No. 44529

>>44494
DUDE YOU FOUND THE DOLL

GIB US A LINK M8

No. 44530

>>44500
oh god its HER

anon you are a genius

No. 44531

>>44526
this just keeps getting better

also notice how the arm looks thicker than her normal arm in the left pic, if you follow the outline of the t shirt sleeeve all the way around

No. 44533

File: 1422535032235.png (65.01 KB, 599x373, Petespirecy.png)

>>44526
Haha, did his tongue get stung by a bee?

Saw this tweet of Peter on ED, he seems very unstable

No. 44534

So which doll is it, Alicia or Rachelle?

No. 44535

>>44505
HAPPENING

No. 44536

>>44534

Alicia

No. 44537

>>44512
Goddamn, dem some knobbly knees. No wonder he never showed them off.

No. 44538

>>44500
Holy shit @ those nipples and labia

No. 44540

File: 1422541273272.gif (368.64 KB, 248x131, holyshiet.gif)

>>44538
ewwwwww, that is just nasty

No. 44542

>>44505
This is amazing, I want to see her make a post or tweet or something!

No. 44546

>>44538
>>44540
In all fairness, I think you can customize the good bits. lol.

No. 44548


No. 44549

I've seen enough of these trash ass dolls but I still can't figure out what the heart stamps are supposed to be blocking on her hip.

No. 44552

File: 1422548370774.jpg (119.81 KB, 480x720, image.jpg)

Whhhyyyy????

No. 44553

File: 1422548622357.jpg (19.79 KB, 303x302, Capture.JPG)

I think he was showing off with his new $15 purchase in this pic
<
http://workshop.sinthetics.com/designs/detail/61

No. 44554

>>44549
Hip joints?

No. 44555

I kind of want one to play with now. I'd totally be like "$10 and I'll send nudes."

No. 44556

>>44555
I've been using the build your own sinthetic doll option and I don't even want one. Ha.

No. 44557

>>44556
Omg. This will only further my desire to own one. Bitches have better hair than I do.

No. 44570

The website has a doll named kimiko. he and Kimi Kobayashi would have had a reunion

No. 44573

Speaking of hair, can someone post the pic where "Ashleigh" said she got mahogany hair? Because it matches the "red" hair option on the doll.

No. 44574

File: 1422557754769.jpg (42.41 KB, 500x500, ash doll.jpg)


No. 44575


No. 44576

>>44574
This hair looks real compared to the selfies. It looks like shit on the bottom. Which is normal for girls who grow their hair out and don't trim the ends. Trim your fucking ends girls.

No. 44577

Ashleigh told Mann it was nice meeting him on twitter. He acknowledged it. What story can be spun on that?

No. 44579

>>44577
Either it's one of Peter's sock puppets or he's in on it. I'm going with sock puppet because now people can finally stop saying dumb shit like "Ashleigh" is real, not a doll he poses.

No. 44580

>>44579
Seriously, why are there no clear photos or videos of them being normal although there is so much of Peter on youtube? Even her selfies make no sense and look like someone in front of her took them.

No. 44590


No. 44602

File: 1422574244911.png (314.23 KB, 478x531, magicdoor.png)

>>44574
The fuck is wrong with the door?

No. 44604

>>44602
it's peter in a wig
he photoshop'd his figure

No. 44606

This saga has been a tease for the last couple of days. Someone just needs to come out with the final confirmation of the truth whatever that may be.

At least the potential lulz have been upped today by Twitter ecelebs siding with Peter. There will be a lot of red faces if Ashleigh is a doll.


>>44602

Looks like normal perspective to me. The camera is looking down slightly.

No. 44612

>>44606
What idiots are defending him?

No. 44614

There isn't a shred of doubt in my mind that the boy is using a m fucking doll, and I'm assuming the pictures of BraceFace were some real girl's mouth or entire face shopped over the dolls.

But what the fuck is this shit, does anyone have an explanation ?
http://petercoff.in/post/14362075393/nihileigh-proof-video-my-silly-accent

No. 44615

>>44606
I have a feeling that Peter will never confirm this and it will take a slip-up or a third-party comes clean.

No. 44616

>>44614
That was the evidence put forth when her authenticity was first questioned.

No. 44617

>>44612

Basically it seems like Peter has had his eye on the SJW Patreon pot since the start of Gamergate. Thus he's been anti-GG for months and is claiming that /cow/ is actually GG harassing him. However it wasn't really getting him anywhere because either SJWs don't care about white men or because they're too smart to touch him.

But today, Graham Linehan (creator of IT Crowd, Black Books, Father Ted, etc) tweeted some anti-GG stuff and followed Peter. This seems to have gotten Peter some of the attention he wanted.


>>44615

I think that the more Peter tries to tie himself to GG and involves minor celebrities the more likely it is that someone like Milo will be able to convince Breitbart to hire a PI and find the truth. I don't really see this ending any other way since PI anon was apparently a faker.

No. 44620

>>44617
The IT Crowd creator. FFS, this makes me sad.

No. 44621

>>44620
He could be in it for the lols like everyone else is.

No. 44624

>>44621
You're right. I just find it hard to believe the man who helped write Moss' dialogue and character could be such an immense faggot. I just scrolled his twitter feed and it's disgusting.

No. 44626

File: 1422583264477.png (209.72 KB, 640x1054, dZLQlKB.png)

>>44624

He's apparently been a dick on Twitter for years. Earlier on 8ch there was links to blog articles complaining about him going back a couple years. The threads at 8ch move too fast and I'm too lazy to find the links

There was also screenshots of GG people talking to him on Twitter basically pointing out that you could never make the IT Crowd today. Jan is a stereotype of a technologically illiterate woman. There was an episode mocking trannies. There was an episode mocking Jan for looking like a man. Etc.

>Pic is Graham accusing June/shoe0nhead of being a misogynistic male because GG must be 100% male. He later deleted the tweet but said that June is still a stupid self hating woman or something.

No. 44627

>>44614
>stop motion animation
>hiding the mouth again
>paid recording of a voice from girlfriend service

No. 44629

>>44624

Holy shit, that really makes me sad.

>>44626

I wonder if any unichanners lurk here anymore.

No. 44630

>>44617
>>44626


~So progressive~

No. 44631

>>44626
Wow, anyone who bothered spending 30 seconds on google could've avoided that retarded mistake.

No. 44633

>>44629
>I wonder if any unichanners lurk here anymore.
I do. Just did a double-take when I saw June on the front page.

No. 44635

>>44633
Christ. What ever happened to Bawksy and her massive personal army that was unichan and catiechan?

No. 44636

>>44633
Fuck yeah unifag here too!!! I totally abandoned that shithole after the lolcow intersection. I've made this my new home

No. 44640

>>44636
>>44633


Out of curiosity, why did you guys stay?
I've been to unichan and… it's very niche I guess? I didn't get the point of the board and all I saw were pictures of this wannabe Boxy girl plastered all over the place. And people arguing whether her breasts were real or not.

No. 44642

>>44640

Unichan intrigues me a bit. I really want to know the rundown of all this Peter and Brown, Cecil, Loli, OC, etc. drama.

It kind of seems like nothing new happens though, like everyone just argues about things that happened years ago.

No. 44644

>>44642
Someone start a boxxfag stalker thread

No. 44647

>>44644

YES, someone please do, I'll love you forever m'lady

I'd start one but I know jack shit about everything except that a guy got sent to jail for stalking a girl in the sphere or something. I'm really curious.

No. 44648

>>44635
>Christ. What ever happened to Bawksy and her massive personal army that was unichan and catiechan?
Catiechan died and absorbed into the forum, and Unichan became very disillusioned with Catie starting shortly after her return. I've read some comments here about Unichanners turning on her because she's a feminist and we're misogynists or something, but that's not really true (though she is a very annoying type of feminist). She's greedy and not entertaining anymore.

>Out of curiosity, why did you guys stay?

Boredom. I usually don't follow or even understand most of the threads, but some of them can be pretty funny. And then you have the occasional mega lolcow like Coffin.

>I've been to unichan and… it's very niche I guess? I didn't get the point of the board

It's extremely niche. It's turned into a general discussion board for the old hardcore Boxxy community that formed in 2009. That community was and still is full of so many strange and interesting people that it's able to generate enough drama and comedy without any involvement of Boxxy or Catie. Though it'll die out eventually.

>and all I saw were pictures of this wannabe Boxy girl plastered all over the place. And people arguing whether her breasts were real or not.

I don't want to argue about it and you guys won't believe me anyway, but June doesn't actually pretend to be Boxxy or anything. The reason she's associated with any of this is that someone on Unichan found a video of her doing a Boxxy impression in late 2010 I think, and then convinced her to come to the site. Beyond that initial impression video she hasn't tried looking or acting like Boxxy, she just naturally kind of looks like her. She became an active member of the community and made songs and artwork and stuff. And the fake boob thing I don't really care about, but I don't think she has fake boobs.

>>44642
>Unichan intrigues me a bit. I really want to know the rundown of all this Peter and Brown, Cecil, Loli, OC, etc. drama.
>It kind of seems like nothing new happens though, like everyone just argues about things that happened years ago.
It's just your typical autistic circlejerk, with varied forms of mental illness thrown into the mix. A good portion of the community is nuts, and their antics provide the fuel for the drama. A decent portion of Unichanners are fairly normal Internet addicted people who caught the Boxxy wave in 2009 and just never managed to pull themselves away from the community.

It's difficult to explain why we focus so much on stuff that happened years ago. I'd have to write something very long to even begin to scratch the surface. At least we're not quite as bad as Crackyfags. Their board has existed for like 10 years at this point, and we're only at 6 years.

No. 44650

Lol. I wrote the article on Catiewayne.com for ED. Or the majority of it at least.

No. 44651

>>44647
>I'd start one but I know jack shit about everything except that a guy got sent to jail for stalking a girl in the sphere or something. I'm really curious.
The sphere has a bunch of sub-spheres, one of them being Tinychat. Some creepy guy named Browntown lurked the Tinychats, and a girl who used the moniker Peter found the Tinychat through the directory or something and began befriending some people. Brown became completely obsessed and began stalking her hardcore online and IRL, including driving 500 miles to her house to put a teddy bear under her car and watch her while she was walking to her classes at college and some other things. He was arrested and served 6 months in jail, then got out and couldn't resist stalking her and trying to contact her again, and now he's facing more charges and might go to jail again.

No. 44652

File: 1422587878463.jpg (52.86 KB, 800x600, browntown.jpg)

>>44651
Here's the news article about the arrest, and here's a picture of him. As you can tell he is a very well-groomed and stable individual.

http://patch.com/georgia/snellville/snellville-pd-makes-first-cyber-stalking-arrest

No. 44654

>>44648
>>44651
>>44652

Holy shit, thanks man. That's an internet safety ad if I've ever seen one.

No. 44655

Official catiechan/unichan thread.

>>44653

No. 44657

>>44648

>>I don't want to argue about it and you guys won't believe me anyway-


Take it e-z there buddy. We asked and you answered us, I know we come off as catty bitches, but we can be civil when we're genuinely interested in something.
I think almost everyone here that's not from unichan has no idea wtf is going on over there.
We should be a thread about this.

And dude come on, you gotta get a kick out of the Quirky threads. And the OC one must have been extra juicy for unichaners (HOW THE FUCK DID OC END UP IN UNICHAN ANYWAY? She obsessively checks that board, even during her camming sessions)

No. 44660

how da fuck did a coffin thread turn into a boxxy/unichan thread

No. 44661

>>44657
Oh yeah, I love the Quirky threads and triple love the OC threads. I only started coming here cause of the OC stuff in the first place.

I could write up the whole story of how she first came to Unichan in the separate thread. It was really really funny when we found out there was a whole other board out there that hated her just as much as we did.

No. 44664

Please keep Unichan stuff to >>44653.

No. 44678

>>44494
Same legs as the other photos and does anyone have that collage of her supposed pregnant body? The stomach is the same.

No. 44687

File: 1422593336452.jpg (67.64 KB, 625x409, mlady.jpg)

The fedora is strong in this one

No. 44692

>>44687
Apparently "ashleigh" is about to upload something. I guess after a week of everyone asking, Peter worked on a new stop motion of her.

No. 44695

>>44692
sauce?

No. 44697


No. 44698

>>44697
Where's her Scottish accent? WHERE?

No. 44699

Where's the babby?

No. 44700

>>44698

Nah, she definitely has a hint of a Scottish accent

I'd upload a ref video but that went pretty badly last time

No. 44701

Shit is still fishy. We knew from nearly the beginning there was a real girl involved (aka Braceface) but I'm still not convinced it's a sex doll in all those photos. The doll even wears the same fucking boots as the dolls in the gallery.

No. 44702

>>44701
not convinced it's not a sex doll*

No. 44704

>>44697
She doesn't show off her enormous tits this time, how convenient…

No. 44705

>>44701

Yeah, agreed. If he uploaded a video like this in the first place (before PIfag) people probably would have been more likely to believe him. The fact it's taken him this long just makes things more suspicious.

Has any evidence of PIfag being real/fake come out yet? I mean, it could make sense if he's living with a couple and braceface is the wife and the sex doll/sockpuppet accounts are Peter's doing.

No. 44706

>>44697

Her accent is like 80% Scottish and 20% American.

>I'm half Scottish and lived in Scotland for 12 years.

No. 44707

>>44697

webm from a generous anon on /cow/, seeing as he said he'll delete it soon

>>44706

Aberdonian accents are kind of known for being weird. I can understand how Americans would have trouble hearing it, but yeah.

No. 44708

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>>44707

shit, dropped video

No. 44709

Some things I still find strange is that they have not one wedding picture, she takes a selfie of her tits instead of her Peter and the baby together when she delivered, and those pregnancy pictures.

No. 44710

We already know he was living with braceface but note how he doesn't even call her his wife? Just family?

Someone needs to make a private Ashleigh facebook account saying it's for family only, add all the family sockpuppets and see what they say.

No. 44712

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Even though I support GG some of the best lols right now comes from the fact that Twitter is so convinced that it's GG attacking Peter.

Doll or not, Peter is a certified lolcow.

No. 44713

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>>44712

It was foretold.

No. 44715

>>44709
Also braceface looks like shes having trouble keeping her mouth closed while Ashleigh is always tight lipped.

No. 44716

>>44709
Honestly, I'm still on the green card marriage theory.

No. 44717

>>44716

Nobody in the UK wants a green card unless they're like some bimbo who wants to make it big in LA. Why go from Aberdeen to SLC? It's a lot of effort for a lateral movement.

I wonder if they're both Mormons and if it's some arranged marriage or something.

No. 44722

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>>44701
There's a lot of weird coincidences but there's also a lot of nitpicking. I was very much on board with the idea that Pete uses a doll since the beginning of this and I was so hellbent on proving it, but after the marriage and birth certificates (Harrison's and Ashleigh's) and now the new video, I am disappointed and reluctantly admit that I believe she's a real girl and that the girl in that video (Braceface) is the same girl as all the other self-taken grainy photos on her tumblr. The only things different are that her tits aren't enormous (but we all know by now that she stuffs) and her eyebrows are a little fuller, but us being (mostly) girls, we know that eyebrow pencils/powder is a thing. I guess Peter just got insanely lucky. And she has some skewed perception of what husband material is. And maybe has some kind of mental problems.

No. 44723

>>44717
I know a few English girls who are OBSESSED with America. And a "nerdy girl" like Ashleigh who's got a hard on for most of the pop culture stuff the US shits out is just the kind of person who'd want to live here.

>>44722
I haven't believed the doll shit for a second. She is very stiff and fake but it's all computer editing. I'm sure she shooped the pregnancy pictures herself to put on some kind of "perfect girl" image. It's clear she panders a LOT so she really is the perfect girl for Peter. Now, if we're all lucky, PI-anon will come up with some proof. Until then, I'm afraid we milked something that was a huge disappointment.

No. 44725

>>44717
Maybe they were pen pals? My (catholic) church promoted an international catholic pen pal project.
I also never saw that many "out of your league" relationships as in my church community manlets with gorgeous women and vice versa.

No. 44727

>>44723
What's funny is that I posted that same side-by-side edit on /cow/ and they would not have it and accused me of being an autist/having brain damage/needing glasses/thinking all "woman" look the same (hilarious since I am one) because I said they look identical. One person listed off pretty much all her facial features and how they're ~so different~ to the 'doll's' and when I posted that comparison pic all they could say was "the eyebrows tho". They are extremely reluctant to believe otherwise and don't want to be proven wrong when they've come this far.

No. 44728

Why is the video private now?

No. 44729

>>44728
Because they said that they would take it down.

No. 44730

>>44697
There's just something about this. I never thought there was just a sex doll involved, but also a real woman. The Ashleigh in the video looks very, very different than the one in the pics and gifs, and I think this might be the result of very heavy shooping and lighting, kind of like Kooters. And obviously some very heavy push-up bras to make her tits look gigantic.

One of the things that makes me feel kind of queasy about this video is that she says "they think -we- don't exist; they think -we're- not real", and this just makes me feel like she's including Peter in this?

One thing for certain is that the people in /cow/ are kind of reaching at this point. P.I. anon never delivered the documents he said he would, and in past threads people said they put Peter under investigation for possible fraud. People are saying this and that but they don't really reach any closure.

No. 44734

>>44727
>>44730
I do like to think that lolcow has a little more dignity. Let's be honest, /cow/ points the "autist" finger a lot because they're all exactly that. They did bring us good enjoyment and they've got some pretty tasty cows over there, but there comes a point where you have to admit you were wrong and move on.

No one is saying Peter and Ashleigh aren't BOTH cows. They're both fucking goldmines in their own right, but this doll thing was all some weird fantasy that was spawned from all of our desperation for a pt/chris chan 2.0.

No. 44747

>>44730
I think she's referring to toilet nigger and herself.

Honestly, I didn't care if they were real or not. I've had so many lulz because of this guy I just love it.

No. 44774

why did this take him so freaking long to do though lmao

No. 44777

>>44747
That's how I felt about it all. I really didn't care if she was real, fake, the baby was shooped in, or even their own. I just enjoyed seeing a retard like Peter sperg out on Twitter every chance he got. He loves to promote that stupid slogan "Don't feed the trolls" but yikes, he did that well.

Like the other anon, I still feel like the Tumblr photos we see of Ashleigh and the Ashleigh we saw in the video are different, as if there is two sides to her. You have one that is heavily shooped, making sure tits are in view almost always, mouth always covered, body looking slimmer, etc. and the other that (I think) honestly looks better, even if they're having a hard time trying to keep their mouth closed to cover their braces. Ashleigh, just be your damn self. Don't say you love your body then do that shit..

I just didn't get why they took so long to do this? I know one reason was to hold off so Peter could promote his Patreon. Once he saw that wasn't going to work, even after throwing a fit about it, I guess he finally got her to agree to doing a video….after all that time of saying "I won't! I won't do it, we don't negotiate with online terrorists, they're bullies, I won't give them the satisfaction!" they caved in, when it could have been done ages ago. At least GG gets the blame..

Tbh, I'm glad it's done, though. Those damn threads on /cow/ consumed me. Reading all those fucking crazy theories and people spazzing if you don't agree with them….got old real quick. I haven't checked the threads over there today, but I know there's someone in there still in denial hard lol..


Can't wait for the next person to come into spoitlight, though.

No. 44779

>>44777
Right?! She looks so much better in her 'Braceface' form. I don't know why. She just looks a lot cuter and nicer. She seems so much more uninteresting and not even as attractive to me when she's pushing her chest out with maximum cleavage.

I'm also relieved it's pretty much over, I was far too invested in those threads. Even when reading them, I wished I wasn't, because I was spending so goddamn much of my time on them. I last checked them maybe about 8ish hours ago and trust me, everyone is still in denial. The amount of people who are like "welp, that's it I guess" are very, very few. I'm one of them and I only saw like 2 other people. Everyone else were ripping me and those other couple to shreds because we 'fell for Coffin's shit'.

No. 44781

i'm really surprised some people are buying this video. it was so vague and they certainly don't act like a husband and wife trying to dispel these rumors.

No. 44782

>>44708
I'm still not convinced. She looks kinda different, doesn't even glance at him, and most importantly she doesn't address the actual issues

she doesn't say 'I'm his wife' or 'my baby is real' or 'im not a sexdoll'

No. 44783

>>44781
exactly

not a single time does she heads on address what's happening

No. 44784

>me and ASHLEIGH
NOT
>me and my wife/partner/gf/mother of my babby

I think 'ashleigh' as in the real girl next to him has no idea she's supposed to be 'married' to him.

No. 44785

I think ashleigh is real, but not his wife.

She's a housemate/landlord/friend/friends wife/friends gf etc. that he got to make the video with

No. 44786

why is everyone calling the baby 'toiletnigga'?

No. 44787

>>44783
he has clearly lied to her about the purpose of the video. she seems completely oblivious to what is actually going on. and why wouldn't she make herself up like she does on tumblr? no glasses, no make up, no huge breasts, no gamer girl clothes. not buying it.

No. 44789

>>44787
imagine how creepy it is if ti's his friend's gf, neighbour or whatever and he has a sexdoll that looks like her somewhere in his house

ew ew ew

No. 44790

>>44779
The girl in the video looks more…normal. Normal is good, normal is perfectly a-okay! It's just sad to see someone that looks nice, even with a bit of imperfections, but feels it's necessary to hide them and use photoshop to get a certain level of attention by making the boobs the main feature.

Just checked /cow/, but you were right. There will be some that will keep digging, but I think it's about ran its course for me, though. I've definitely enjoyed keeping up with it all.

>>44781
Now, I do admit that they do seem odd together, especially for two people who claim to be oh-so in love and perfect for one another. They don't interact like a typical husband and wife would when it comes to this kind of shit, and there were no claims to clear up the rumors such as "this is my wife, we have a baby together, blah blah". It's hard to base it off that alone, though. They acted amused by it all, and only addressed that she was a real person, without really going for the hard-hitting claims everyone else was throwing up.

I know my husband and I are an odd couple. We don't have rings and yesterday was our 6 year anniversary, which was spent with me on /cow/ and here. I will say that we would have reacted differently if put in this situation, but then again, we wouldn't have ourselves in this situation to begin with. Most people clear the air immediately to get it the fuck out of their way before shit goes on any longer, such as how Peter drug it out to where it is now.

Peter's just a weird faggot. I would've like to have seen toilets nigga in there with them both saying its their kid, but eh, I don't see them doing another video. They'll say they did what we "asked", even though it didn't put the final nail in to have people believing them.

I do think the girl is real, just has problems with her image. Probably married to get to the US if anything, and the rest is an act.

No. 44793

>>44789
he's beyond pathetic. all i can think is how he has resigned to his fate to being forever alone considering the steps he has taken. to make up fake girlfriends, wives, FAMILIES. he must know he will never obtain it in reality. there's no coming back from something like this, no woman would have him after knowing the truth, i can't imagine.

No. 44794

Idk. Either a publicity stunt or he was just biding his time.

Why the fuck can't he get all three of them in one video?!? It's so suss. His credibility was ruined due to the kimi incident. I'll never believe this nigga.

And based gods bless the girls in this thread for not being autistic shit posting fags.

No. 44796

>>44790
if she had problems with her image (what do you even base that off of?) she wouldn't post herself online at all. there's no consistency. they don't seem together at all nor do they seem to be amused to me, she seems confused and he seems nervous.

No. 44797

honestly I just think she used to be really fat and that's what made her insecure/ dumb enough to get with peter. I still think she's crazy or something, who the fuck goes in the bathroom to take a slutty selfie after an emergency c section? I didn't even have a c section, just an epidural and I couldn't really stand up by myself till the next day… not to mention she either hiked up her underwear or wasn't wearing any to catch all the postpartum yuk?

sorry, I still can't get over that pic honestly

No. 44798

>>44794
even if he got all 3 in the video, I'm not convinced the baby is his. She's just his friend or whatever and she has a baby.

I mean, he's brown eyed for starters, mexican looking. So is his mother and all his siblings. Where would the blue eye gene come from?

No. 44799

also, have they ever mentioned exactly "where" online it was that they met?

No. 44800

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>>44797
yeah that pic is bullshit nonsense

my sister was in pain for MONTHS after a regular c section, too drugged up and sick, constantly vomiting and in pain the day after the procedure

I know it's different for different women, but it's so weird to be taking such a sexy selfie with makeup and posing the day after wtf

No. 44803

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>>44800
oh yeah and that tongue looks EXACTLY how a realdoll looks when you pull the tongue out

and when she puts her tongue out for photos its always like this

No. 44804

>>44798
Yeah but it would be more telling. His body language would give something away. Not toilet nigga and certainly not ashleigh act enthused/ecstatic/happy to be near him.

Somehow Ashleigh is less sassy on video than she is online. Like why would you not mention thanking people for defending your kid? It's your first fucking baby that people were "bullying". That video was TOO short and sweet.

No. 44807

>>44803
Except this one. >>44526
The tongue looks dirty AF.

No. 44809

Damn. There's people here still in denial as well.

Why can't they just be an awkward couple? Maybe shit hit the fan in their relationship and they tried to have a kid or something in attempt to fix it. (We all know how that works.)

But it doesn't really matter. They delivered like everyone asked, so what now? We continue to prod them?

No. 44810

>>44809
Denial of what? It's conveniently ambiguous. I doubt anybody here is really prodding. We leave that up to the shitheada on cow. We're basically just discussing the video at this point.

No. 44812

>>44809
please, either address the valid and plentiful points made from the skeptics or move on. he should be happy to be 'prodded' by us, i'm sure it's the most traffic he'll ever see.

>(We all know how that works.)

lol, absolutely not.

No. 44813

>>44809
The video is inconclusive in my opinion.

No. 44814

>>44810
Well considering there's someone who just posted this >>44803 I'm gonna assume there's still a few people here in denial.

That being said it's not an autistic breakdown like /cow/ is having, so there's that.

No. 44815

>>44729
That's odd, I mean this video is his proof why upload it for like an hour than private it?

No. 44817

>>44812
You've never seen those couples who have kids for the sake of "saving their marriage?"

It happens all the time and it usually ends up a failure.

No. 44818

>>44814
>making fun of autistic people
Hello Peter.

No. 44819

>>44818
Okay. So someone doesn't agree with you therefore it's Peter. Once again, that joke isn't funny, and it never was.

No. 44820

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>>44786
Because it looks like a toilet, nigga.

No. 44821


No. 44822

>>44817
i'm saying this is not the case here, considering very few people actually think they're married and have a child together, you're just adding more speculation to an irrelevant topic and have even less proof to base it on.

No. 44825

>>44787
I don't want to sound crazy but I though about it too. Whenever there's "proof" there's a bit of gray area like his wife shaking the baby with the mask on ? The strange pregnant pics ? The "Oh I just delivered a kid, here's my tights cause I'm obviously way more important than my kid" (like wtf, even Xiaxue ends up putting more pics of her son than herself and that's saying a lot)

I thought "If I had to prove I'm married to someone how would I act ?" and I immediatly though about holding hands or having an arm around the other's waist. I think it's a clear sign of bonding and these two are super vague in the video and barely touching.

It feels like he told her "There's people who think you and your baby don't exist, crazy right ? Would you mind making a vid together ?" and maybe it took him a while because she didn't accept right away.

Plus I still feel Photoshop could explain the massive difference between the video and her pics but damn. When she tried to barely close her mouth, her chin had wrinkles because her teeth take so much place. I's clear she's the one in the walking the dog video and isn't a model, just really average.

No. 44826

>>44822
It's just speculation just as what you people are saying you're doing. With no proof to back it up. Because I have a different opinion doesn't mean it's any less irrelevant. All anybody asked for was a video to prove that Ashleigh was real. Nobody told them to hold hands or make out or call each other pet names or whatever. I can't believe I'm defending him, but everyone got what they wanted.

As I've said before, they're both fucking assholes who dragged this on longer than it needed to be. Probably for the sake of more views idk but they delivered so what now? Only the ones who believe it's all fake are allowed to have a say?

No. 44827

>>44697
Shits set to private did anyone save it and reupload it?

No. 44828

>>44826
>It's just speculation just as what you people are saying you're doing.
that was my point, you're playing devil's advocate while saying we should be convinced with what very little he has given. it is pretty irrelevant considering you have zero proof to back up your claims while there is a mountain of evidence to prove ours. this guy never learned after faking his japanese (korean) girlfriend. he went full force to do it again.

No. 44831

>>44809
Coffin is both a attention whore and pathological liar.

He pretended to be in a relationship with a Japanese model for months. She even bragged about his goddman dick. After he was found out he claimed to have been catfished and that is his story to this day.
He pretended to be a lawyer to intimidate the blogger who blew open the Kimi saga.
He created a fake blogger to harass people and play PCIDF.
He ran a fake game company.
He buys fake subscribers for his YT account.

And this guy suddenly lands a SJW, Gaymur Grill with a huge rack who not only gave him her virginity but also married him (with the wedding dinner at Wendy's) and bore him a child.
Her online presence is nonexistent before she meets Peter. All her photos save a few are her slutting around for tumblr. Do you know couples with newborn kids? They love plastering that shit everywhere.
And don't even get me started on her tumblr aside from the photos because the text just reeks of Kimi.

I remain convinced of shennenigans.

No. 44832

>>44828
Fucking yes.

No. 44833

You know what I'd love to see? An ED article on Ashleigh.

No. 44834

>>44828
But that video shot down more than half of the proof. So what proof do you guys still have? They didn't refer to each other as "wife and husband?" My boyfriend and I don't act like a traditional couple rather.

Not saying it's still impossible that it's fake, but I'm say the doll theory is most likely shot down.

No. 44835

But like for real though, who is winning the bread in this family? Ashleigh didn't go to college/is in college, right? She probably has papers and works for minimum at worst while Peter stays at home dicking around..?

Bitch is stupid if she exists as his wife.

No. 44836

>>44834
*either
Fak

No. 44837

>>44834
There are still things that make no fucking sense and are too weird to ignore. If you're over it then bye.

And considering how online it's all about "mah husband", "mah waifu", "mah son", and he always fails to call Harrison by his name or his and ashleigh his wife. Come on. That's fucking weird.

No. 44838

>>44835
They probably both get government assistance. Peter probably has unemployment and Ashleigh could easily get disability if she's actually agoraphobic. Then there's food stamps and welfare.

Kind of really wanna call CPS though because this makes the baby shaking video all the more real.

No. 44839

>>44838
I think she's just some innocent girl who let herself get roped in by peter to make these proof videos. She probably wanted to help his pathetic ass so she started in the shaken baby video and this "proof" video.

No. 44840

>>44834
it didn't, though. that video supports what supposedly pianon discovered. why be vague if you're going out of your way to disprove these rumors? why act that way with your significant other online but act like that on camera? why doesn't she look as 'glamorous' as she does on tumblr? she looks nothing like tumblr girl besides having long hair and dark eyes. i'm not even completely gung ho on the doll theory, but that is not the same person as shown on tumblr. he did the same exact thing with 'kimi', why wouldn't he do it again? if it smells like shit it probably is.

and i'm sorry you spent your anniversary on /cow/ and /pt/, that's kind of shitty.

No. 44841

>>44837
So I have to leave the thread because I don't agree? I still think they're both cows and I still have an opinion, so what now?

It was a three second video of them in it together. What everyone wanted. Why would they be all "mai waifu" when they're trying to be haha funny sarcastic in your face YouTube comedians?

No. 44843

>>44840
Totally different anon then the one who spent their anniversary on here.

No. 44844

>>44841
Online they have that shot all over their descriptions. Take a look. We don't believe him and still have questions. You don't. You're not even bringing relevant things to consider.

No. 44845

>>44844
Except that they could actually just be an awkward couple? How in the hell is that not relevant?

I just think it's making lolcow look stupid. I mean someone just brought up pianon up as "proof" when he hasn't provided documents himself. As I said, I'm not saying there isn't a chance that it's all fake but it really feels like everyone's reaching at this point.

No. 44846

>>44843
my bad.
>>44841
because that was the point? to prove that he was happily married to his perfect busty gamer girl, which that clearly was not. they weren't being sarcastic/funny and she's no comedian, she's a regular person who is pretty awkward on film.

No. 44849

>>44846
But that's what they were trying to do. It just failed in its awkwardness and the fact that Peter isn't funny to begin with.

And no Ashleigh isn't but she shook her fucking baby to help Peter pretend he's funny. You don't think they'd do some crappy unfunny video?

No. 44850

>>44845
What are we reaching for here? What is bein said is that he's not tellin the truth and that this video is super vague and does not answer any questions. Awkward couple? For people who are married with a kid and gloat about their shit online they're supposed to be awkward when next to each other? Pfffft

No. 44851

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>>44841
She isn't a comedian.
For your consideration.

No. 44852

>>44850
It's a five second video. Something that Ashleigh seems very turned off about to begin with. They were just proving that she was real. Did you guys want her to give him head during it?

No. 44853


No. 44854

>>44852
Nigger nobody doubted that Braceface is real

No. 44855

>>44852
It was supposed to prove that his wife is real, not that braceface is real. There's a big difference.

No. 44856

>>44852
And how does that fit into her online persona? Super open person busting out her tits at any and all opportunities. Taking sexy selfies before/during/ or after givin birth.

Now she uncomfortable? When she has to affirm that her family exists?

No. 44857

>>44855
But Peter is a fucking mong who doesn't understand that people think that the girl with braces and the girl on tumblr are two different people. He thinks that everyone just believes that she's not real at all or just a sex doll.

No. 44858

>>44849
bullshit, he said he wouldn't do this and then did when his ass was getting lambasted and did it as vaguely as possible in order to involve this innocent woman. she seems utterly clueless and nothing like the sultry lady from tumblr. explain her lack of breasts, her hair parted differently, her lack of glasses (every image of her with braces she has no glasses), her no makeup, her different persona. have you seen his horrible videos? this fucker isn't subtle and i don't know why you insist she has anything to do with his 'career'.

No. 44859

>>44856
Love, when do we ever fit our online personas?

Seriously people, if we were talking about this face to face, I wouldn't even have an opinion. Comparing a tumblr personality with one on a video that has to be shown to a LOT of gossip blogs and people is just silly.

No. 44860

>>44858
Btw, can't remember and only saw the video once but what color was her hair? (Braceface's)

No. 44862

>>44859
Ok but peter fits his and I fit mine. That all means nothing.

No. 44863

>>44858
Are you just pretending that this forum isn't full of overly edited girls or dis you actually forget that stuffing and Photoshop are a thing? Didn't someone five seconds ago say that you guys aren't claiming they're two different people like five seconds ago?

No. 44864

>>44859
I'm not ping to waste my time trying to convince you that there really are some odd things that are going on here that STILL make peter look like the liar he is. If you have no questions left then what are you still doing here? The only person who can fix this is Peter or a PI.

No. 44865

>>44859
that's fine if that's how you roll, i don't have a tumblr persona, love~

it's one thing to behave a certain way, but the photos don't match. why would you dress up to take stop motion gifs on tumblr and dress down on a video to prove you're the hotty wife of peter? THINK about it.

peter wrote to himself as kimi too, why wouldn't he do it as ashleigh? same lame sense of humor.

No. 44867

>>44862
But most people don't. So really neither does what you guys are saying.

It's literally a thing that people are more mean or different on the internet because they aren't face to face with people.

Let's just, for the sake of the argument, agree that the girl who covered her mouth for the accent video is the same. The girl clearly has issues with being in something that she can't edit. Just like Dakota gets REAL shut offy and awkward when she's in somebody else's videos instead of her own. Except Ashleigh doesn't know how to use after effects.

No. 44868

>>44863
no? are you pretending that she didn't look completely different in the video? why wouldn't she create the same image if that is her m.o.? i don't think you're following.

No. 44870

>>44868
>>44865
I'm just going to send you to this person's comparison pictures. I'm not going to bring up photo editing again because for some magical reason everyone forgets it exists when they leave a Dakota thread and go into this one.
>>44722

No. 44871

>>44867
>The girl clearly has issues with being in something that she can't edit.
jesus christ, then WHY would she be in the video? what you're saying makes no sense. if you're so easily convinced then why are you here? you're not debating anything effectively and your claims are flimsier than ours.

No. 44872

>>44867
And she's not face to face with anyone while she's recording a fuckin video!

Where is your proof that most people don't? You're just makin unsupported claims about how people "are".

No. 44874

>>44864
Because lolcow is a place to make fun of people not just ask questions. Peter is clearly still a loser and so is Ashleigh. But claiming that she's still a doll or a different person than the ones in the picture is just nitpicking.

No. 44875

>>44867
And peter reblogs all of her edited pics on tumblr. If this was his wife he would understand her issues and edit things for her comfort. He's a retard that can do stop motion animation, he can figure out after effects for his "wife". If dakota can use it, so can this tard.

No. 44876

>>44871
BECAUSE IT'S HER HUSBAND AND HE'S GETTING HARRASSED ONLINE

She obviously fought having to be in a video in the first place and I'm assuming they pulled the video because she asked for it to go down. You guys are really just reaching pretty horribly at this point.

No. 44877

>>44874
And you aren't bringing any lulz so gtfo. You clearly have no reading comprehension or are avoiding reading period.

No. 44878

>>44876
Or his roommate ashleigh asked that it be taken down.

No. 44879

>>44877
But there is no proof. Not a single one of you have shown me anything. I lead you guys to other posts and you show me nothing in return.

No. 44880

>>44878
Or that too.

No. 44881

>>44876
>her husband
she NEVER said that. that makes no sense. you have nothing to support your claims. why are you so quick to believe a proven liar? stop dismissing the fact that he's done this before.

No. 44882

>>44879
???? Like where???? Where have you linked posts or pics? You're convinced. So why should we convince you? You make no sense.

No. 44883

>>44881
Omg we're just going in circles at this point. I've already brought up that you don't have to call anyone our husband or don't. That doesn't make them not married.

No. 44884

>>44880
But it's proven somehow that she is his wife?

No. 44885

>>44883
But there is still no solid proof that this woman is exactly who Peter says she is. It's only proven that her name is ashleigh/ashley solely because she responded to it in the video.

No. 44886

>>44884
Ugh I give up and I'm not going to waste my time on this stupid real doll argument. Just saying that wasting time on Peter and the wife argument is stupid. People asked for a video to prove that Ashleigh is real not that they were actually married. If you guys wanted that then ask for it. But it doesn't change the fact that you guys are nitpicking.

No. 44887

>>44886
Nobody has brought up the doll in the past 20 posts that we've wasted arguing with you. Get off it.

No. 44888

>>44886
Going back to being some obscure anon. Peace out.

No. 44889

>>44883
you don't have a leg to stand on and you're ignoring everything brought to your attention. if you choose to believe a man who is racist and misogynistic while at the same time pretending to be a sjw, that's just you. frankly i don't see how, like, i'm amazed, but by all means.

No. 44891

>>44889
All that being true, it doesn't really matter. What does matter is that he's a fucking pathetic liar and the girl in the video is deer in headlights status.

No. 44892

I wonder what it is he could have told her?
>>They think I made up the family I live with
This video makes the PI anon story sound very convincing to me. And his fucking face the whole time. Jfc. It looks like the face of someone who got away with a massive fucking lie.

No. 44893

>>44891
totally agree. it's just to point out that i don't see a single redeeming feature about this guy, so why would anyone feel the need to play devil's advocate for him? don't get it.

No. 44894

"I don't know any of you"

(Because you don't follow me and/or my husband on twitter)

No. 44895

>>44887
They didn't say doll but they DID say they were two different people and didn't look alike.
>>44840
>>44858
For example.

>>44889
And I brought up everything I had. Not a single one of you had anything to prove me wrong. If we're being completely fair, none of us live in that house so really none of us have a leg to stand on.

And can WE PLEASE stop bringing up pianon until he actually has documents? He is the farthest thing from proof.

Anyways done with this argument for real this time. Just wanted to get my last word in. Thanks to the few people who were actually civil.

No. 44896

>>44895
Holy shit why the fuck does it matter? If people want to have their conspiracy theories that are on topic let them. I don't understand why this is bothering you so much. Just close the thread if you're done with the drama.

No. 44897

>>44895
much was brought to your attention, you just ignored it. try reading the threads maybe?

No. 44898

>>44895
You have reading comprehension issues and choose to ignore things.

Doll does not mean 2 different people. You have admitted that you can't even keep anyone's arguments straight. Stop shit posting.

No. 44901

File: 1422639506024.jpg (396.99 KB, 1203x706, birth cert.jpg)

Reminder that these exist. (1/2)

No. 44902

File: 1422639527767.jpg (539.15 KB, 1293x740, marriage cert.jpg)

>>44901
(2/2)

No. 44903

If she is real, then there is still a LOT that is unexplained.
>>sockpuppet facebook accounts, why?
>>why was the birth certificate fake?

Could it be that he has control over everything she does online? She is mentally ill and on hardcore drugs, after all. Antipsychotics are serious bidness.
Could it be that he's been enabling her BDD? He has had a history of being weird about the way women look in a way that most men aren't.

No. 44904

>>44903
Where was toiletnigga's birth certificate proved to be fake? I'm pretty sure only PIanon said it was (who can't back up anything with proof/docs, so his word means nothing as of yet) and some people said they don't use Arial font? But some people said they've seen birth certs with Arial font/different fonts.

No. 44907

>>44904
I hate to bring this up but I have two versions of my birth certificate. (I'm not from Utah but still.) One looks printed and has my time of both and everything. Another looks like the one of the typical ones you see everywhere.

No. 44910

>>44904
It should have a hologram and is missing a signature or something

No. 44939

Theory: Braceface is severely codependent and desperate for approval. She latched onto Peter not because he has anything of substance to offer, but because he paid attention to her at the right time. She may even believe that non-losers can't possibly be really attracted to her, so she ignores them when they hit on her.

I've met several girls (and guys) that fit this description.

Peter, if he's smart, encourages her codependency and self-loathing so she's less likely to leave him.

Braceface takes fucktons of selfies and shoops the shit out of them because she thinks she's ugly. Her obsession with beauty results in compulsions to angle her body certain ways (heel up, face tilted, eyes on phone, phone blocking most of her mouth). Her selfies with Peter look more human because she's more relaxed with him.

She shooped her pregnancy pics because she thought her prego belly made her look fat. She has no pictures of herself immediately after giving birth because beings sweaty and having mussed up hair isn't sexy. She made herself look nice and then took the thigh pic to convince us that she's a goddess who's super hot all the time.

She acts like Peter because she's mimicking him to make him like her more. She doesn't really have her own personality. She won't shut the fuck up about being a nerdgrrrl because so many guys think it's hot. She constantly takes pics of her tits for the same reason.

She doesn't show any affection for Peter in the video because she can't shoop in real-time, so she's uncomfortable, and maybe even mad at Peter for making her do it.

Toilet Nigga was conceived because codependent girls put out. She takes almost no pictures of him because A) he's ugly and it reflects badly on her, or B) she's doesn't really care about him because she isn't truly capable of caring deeply about another human being.

No. 44963

>>44939
I'm with this. We don't know her homelife, and of course I hope she wasn't abused in any way, because I can't imagine two nurturing parents being okay with a daughter leaving with a grown ass man that they've only met once or twice.

No. 44968

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7dQSMPzpTM&feature=youtu.be

I've examined this again and it seems that only Ashleigh makes reference to the "family." Peter never says our family. He just says us.

No. 44976

File: 1422657294310.jpg (100.89 KB, 458x566, sorry.jpg)

why

No. 44983

Does anyone know where I can see a compilation of braceface pics? I'm curious to see how low cut her tops are and if you can see that mole on her tit as shown in the selfies.

No. 44987

File: 1422661572574.png (368.53 KB, 857x522, 565445.png)

it's ridiculous how blatantly obvious it is that they're both lying.

her repeated giveaways: constant blinking, rapid looks to the side

his repeated giveaways: occasional extremely tense face (forced smile+raised brows)

there are plenty more, especially considering the moment that they occur (for example the speech anomalies, like "it's very nice to receive the support that we have")

furthermore the facial expressions/voices in the video hint to the facts that
1) he cares more than her about the situation
2) she is reluctant to do the video
3) they're not a couple (he hints to her with a hand gesture, no touching in the video whatsoever)
4) probably was only shot once, otherwise they could have minimised the above mentioned signs of lying by simple practice.

No. 45001

Am I the only one who thinks they're actually kind of cute together now that I've seen the video …

No. 45002

Still won't explain why the girl in the selfies has limited body movement range in them. Her lean in all her selfies look one and and the same.

The best video Peter can come up with to debunk the doll theory is to have Braceface reenact how she does her selfies for the camera.

Also Peter's behavior is so different and laid-back. Is this the same "comedian" (eww) at all?

I really think he told her another batch of lies to encourage her to make a video with him. He didn't tell her the real purpose of it all.

No. 45003

>>44895

This is going to be TL;DR because I read all your posts and I'm condensing my replies in one.

The thing is that the video doesn't prove jackshit. I am not one of the people with conspiracy theories who think the real Ash got murdered or that he's using stop-motion, but neither the people who want to defend Petey boy nor the people who are still skeptical have any solid grounds to declare which version is the true one.

What /cow/ originally said was that they wanted a 60 second video of Ash, Peter, and Toilet Nigga having some family time together, doing random shit, and proving that she was indeed his wife.

Several threads ago, and I mean even before Peter posted the vine with Ash holding the baby, people on /cow/ agreed that Toilet Nigga was real, yet in the yt video Ash seemed to think people thought the baby was fake. Peter lurked the threads on /cow/ so he knew that people didn't think the baby was fake, which for some reason flew over his head [conveniently].

Neither of them addressed what people have been making fun of him for. Neither said shit about the marriage or the sex doll theory. They didn't do what /cow/ ask for, and they asked for something very specific for several threads.

On top of everything, Peter appeared in one of the threads saying that he wasn't going to give in to "online terrorists", yet he still went ahead and made the video, a video where he fails to deliver shit because it's so vague that you still have people claiming it's a lie.

You don't need to be holding hands and kissing, but a "I am real, and he's my husband" would have sufficed.

And I mean come on, look at Chris Chan and PT. Both were harassed online and yet they disappeared. It's not like Peter couldn't have done the same. He could've simply ignored the trolls and continue with his life yet he didn't, he kept going nuclear every time /cow/ came up with something new and gave them more to laugh at him.

I do think that some people in there are reaching, but this kind of vagueness is not closing this case no matter how you look at it.

What I think is that Peter thought he could get SJW's to fund his Patreon by playing victim and crying harassment. When that didn't work he decided to give his "proof", so people could leave him alone, but this didn't work either.

I also happen to think that Ash might be his roommate, or at most a friend, and that Peter manages her accounts. I've never met a woman who words shit the way she does. That's a man talking.

However, in the case she is behind her accounts, then she suffers from severe body dysmorphia and this is why she doesn't look like it's the girl from the pictures.

Either way this has been a good ride so far.

No. 45006

I don't think she really understands how out of his league she is, and the adult braces/overweight past really aren't helping her.

She may be the one behind the doll thing, and the one behind taking the video down so quickly. I hate admitting this, but I think I'm nearly as insecure as she is despite the compliments I get, and I can't bring myself to post pictures of myself online and haven't for years. She could've been bullied.

However if that WERE true, it would be pretty paradoxical to marry someone as hated as Peter. As far as I'm concerned at the very least it's indicative of mental illness to want to date him let alone marry and have children with him, if she does in fact exist as his wife. She did refer to them as a "family" though.

There's no reason for him to not be more willing to provide proof though.

No. 45009

I don't think she's really out of his league. She looks a lot more average in the video and it's not like Peter himself is below average. He seems outgoing and confident in his comedy videos and he might actually be funny in real life but is just a terrible writer.

But then since he's so outgoing why are the pics and video with both him and Ashleigh always so emotionless?

Also why were all those Facebook accounts created around the same time?

Have we ever seen a picture of her face from the side and not in a mask? Maybe she has like a jaw deformity that's only visible from the side?

How come Peter's fake girlfriend from 2011 was also half Scottish and needed jaw surgery? Was he actually communicating with Ashleigh back then but was covering it up because she would have been <=18? Since it seems like Ashleigh has self image problems then what if Kimi was Ashleigh?

No. 45013

It would be such a twist if she really is married to him and yet the doll is still the "person" in most of the pictures.

I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore.

No. 45033

>>45009
I was kind of thinking the same thing at one time …Ashleigh actually being "Kimi". But that seemed too much like a convenient coverup for him

No. 45034

Also, what is this child's life going to be like, growing up being called Toilet Nigga and all…

No. 45042

>>44800
I had a c-section, I dont know if it's different because I'm from sweden, but as long as I stayed at the hospital I wore a paper bracelet with my social security number, name etc, I dont see her wearing any. I was also hooked to a catheter and wore the biggest pad because of the blood, and could barley stand up. A sexy selfie was the last thing on my mind

No. 45045

>>45042
Oh, and I also had a thing hooked on the front of my hand (sorry my english is lacking). They put a needle-thingie that connects so you can get fluid from a bag through tubes

No. 45046

>>44983
Braceface never shows her tits.

No. 45047

File: 1422677216313.png (102.74 KB, 944x1348, Petespirecy20.png)

???

No. 45049

>>44657
>>HOW THE FUCK DID OC END UP IN UNICHAN ANYWAY?

She was friends with lolitachan and she spammed pictures of herself all over the board for attention, just like on PULL.
(She needs an ED, it would be so juicy.)

No. 45062

>>45003
Thank you.

And can we point out that there's only one voice repeating "see, braceface is real, ergo video proves everyone wrong" even though nobody doubted that to begin with? That's Peter shitting up every thread with strawmen as usual.

No. 45063

>>45062
Yeah the cwcki is filled with fags like that, sadly they aren't Peter they are just retarded pseudo-SJWs.

No. 45064

>>44987
She looks absolutely clueless as to why she is there. She seems to be responding to a weird narrative nobody ever had.

No. 45066

>>45033
Kimi's fake accounts and Ashleigh's (fake) accounts all have the same Peter voice.

No. 45067

>>44614
The voice in this video is completely different from braceface.

No. 45070

File: 1422685739013.png (239.72 KB, 318x419, dollasfuck.png)


No. 45078

>>45070
Can the boobs of the doll be squished together like hers though?

No. 45079

>>45009
IMO Peter is definitely below average. He's downright ugly, unintelligent and has an obnoxious personality. He also doesn't have any kind of real job. The only way for braceface to be on his level would be if she has a Kiki-type personality.

No. 45081

First of all why did he take down the video? It was up for a short time.
Second, in that video, they are not acting like a couple at all. I still support PI anon's theory and I think he might have asked braceface to act with him on the camera so they can fight off the trolls who are threat for the household

No. 45082

>>45078
Yeah, real dolls are sex dolls so they have soft boobs

No. 45090

Did anyone save the video? I didn't get to watch it.

No. 45095

>>45090
it's in the thread

No. 45096

>>45079
Dirt poor and famous for faking a girlfriend OR kicking himself in the nuts.

Even Kiki wouldn't touch that.

No. 45099

>>45047
>Anderson, TX

Most likely a different Peter Coffin. It's not that unique of a first and last name.

No. 45221

File: 1422732169804.jpg (513.11 KB, 900x900, doll.jpg)

http://forum.mods.de/bb/thread.php?TID=211411&page=24

Look at this German porn forum from 2013, a full year before "she" posted it on Tumblr.

No. 45225


No. 45226

>>45221
Peter confirmed once again for fishy ass faggot. That video did nothing but prove that Braceface exists (which we already knew) but didn't prove that they were married since holy shit, she looked like a deer in the headlights. Braceface looks like she doesn't even know why she's in the video.

No. 45227

>>45225
The entire profile is really weird.

http://www.sextingforum.net/user/39785-topheavy/ All the links run through a couple of adpages.

No. 45249

>>45226
It's not clear when that video was made and for what purpose.
Peter uses it as a "that will shut them up". He pulled a similar trick when reddit almost uncovered his doll use two years ago.

No. 45255

>>45249
What did he do then?

No. 45310

>>45227
Could be herself trying to get some money.
Or could be someone else using her pics to get some money.

No. 45332

>>45310
It looks like her writing style, though.

No. 45424

>>45225
>>Advanced Member
Huh.

No. 45461


No. 45470


No. 45471


No. 45477

File: 1422785490591.gif (1.44 MB, 450x337, expand goob.gif)

>>45470
her boobs seem to expand in this one that you linked. or is that just breathing motion? im tired

No. 45479

File: 1422785699114.gif (1.42 MB, 450x337, 54b1226f1b1998b62e49b99fee2738…)

>>45477
I don't know anymore.

No. 45483

>>45479
i dont even have boobs and i know thats not normal

No. 45486

>>45479
I'm a 32DDD, they look normal there just either deflated from her weight loss or stuffed weird. I don't want to pink on her body because she's done nothing wrong. My assumption is she's wearing a push up bra to make up for her weight loss/"breast feeding".

No. 45487

She's got an average body, horrific mouth and stuffs for stupid gifs/pictures in odd angles witht he same old poses. Boring as fux.

No. 45502

Wtf are all of those shitty gifs? My god. She's so retarded.

No. 45503

>>45479
she looks so young in this picture

No. 45504

>>45255
he posted a couple screenshots from a "livestream" no one saw

No. 45505

>>45504
Of what? Him an "kimi"?

No. 45508

>>45502
they were camming and peter probably made those

No. 45509


No. 45510

such lame gifs holy crap
as long as she entertains herself i guess

No. 45511

>>45509
http://gifyo.com/nihileigh/1166984/

She seems to be wearing lenses in this one. Would explain why she doesn't have her glasses, so I guess it's really Braceface as I don't see how you'd put lenses on a doll.

No. 45512

>>45511
No doubt this is a human girl, but those recent selfies with similar poses and eyes that do not move on Tumblr, it looks like a doll was used.

I really think there is a doll. It's possible that they're both in on it.

No. 45513

File: 1422801269328.gif (1.13 MB, 450x337, eb089f73667757c5f599ca30e02baa…)

Human

No. 45516

>>45511
What if the dolls eyes just look like this?

But seriously, all her gifs are so fucking dull and her moves are just stiff

No. 45518

File: 1422802923020.jpg (299.77 KB, 1280x1280, tumblr_nec1xwoaN61r5ygdco2_128…)


No. 45519

So was the Alicia doll a hoax? I stopped keeping up with the /cow/ threads.

No. 45521

>>45519
I dont think so.
What we seem to have is 2 girls, one is the doll that is the 'selfies', the other is the girl with braces. The issue is now who is she and what is she doing. The video of them two is too awkward for them to be a couple, but is she a knowing participant?

No. 45523

something that always gets me

>happily married

but if im real i need to compulsively post pictures of myself in 'geeky' cleavage exposing shirts, online, to reassure myself i have -some- value, and that basement dwelling 'nerds' want to plow me

No. 45524

File: 1422806141370.png (413.91 KB, 981x446, braceface smaller.png)

Braceface obviously has a hard time closing her lips over her teeth. These gifs where she has her mouth closed without straining too much must have been made pre-braces, and anything where her mouth looks normal can't be recent.

No. 45538

>>45516
No it's clear there's contacts on her, there's always a faint line around the eyes when you wear contacts. I noticed cause it seems these ones are the one to make your eyes a bit larger rather than the regular clear ones.

>>45512
To be honest she seems to be doing this on purpose, like "Oh no guys I'm not an android, why would you think that, I'm a human, silly" -Pose like a fucking robot in every picture-

Plus Peter doesn't seem to mind his wife is fucking shoving her tits in everyone's throat. I know some guys don't care but I imagined he'd like if his girlfriend was not as whorish. I'm not a prude but she's supposed to take care of her kid and all she does is showing her boobs on her blog and making them jiggle for the world to see.

No. 45546

>>45524
I said exactly this like a week ago in the other thread, and people were like "oh noooo her teeth are fine bluh bluh bluh"

I fucking knew that was why she always hid hee mouth. I have a friends who's teeth are the same, and I know what it looks like when someone tries to close their mouth over them.

I think brace face is real but left Peters sorry ass. That video of them was so awkward.

No. 45549

>>45521
Also remember the video has no time stamp.

No. 45563

>>45546
>>45549
Of all the dumb theories, this one's the dumbest. Why would they make this video in the beginning before anyone was questioning them?

No. 45564

Honestly I think braceface for the most part looks like the selfies. I think she just over exposes her pictures and gifs.

No. 45565

File: 1422820884832.jpg (114.26 KB, 612x612, 1422751967217.jpg)

Her arms are pretty hairy

No. 45569

Peter can never explain that picture of him wearing a wig. That's the shit I want to know. I don't give a fuck if brace face and toilet nigga exist. I care about that asshole we a r i n g a w i g.

No. 45572

>>45563
There was an interest in him a few years ago and they put out a livestream as 'proof', however no one can find a copy of that. So you can kinda say it is a possibility of being that old. I doubt it though.

No. 45574

>>45479
This looks like it would hurt.

No. 45575

>>45461
Her face shape in there is way different from braceface. Her whole face is a lot rounder and shorter.

No. 45577

>>45511
Braceface has never been seen wearing glasses.

No. 45801

>>45565
Where did you find that? Haven't seen that before.

No. 45805

>>45575
This could be her face shape pre-braces. Some people's jaw/face looks different after some major dental work.

No. 45829

>>45805
If that's the case, the braces made her mouth problem worse.

No. 45853

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No. 45855

File: 1422887074712.png (693.8 KB, 612x612, tumblr_m2ux8dXZq01r22ad2o1_128…)


No. 45869

>>45853
>>45855
couples don't really pose like that when they take selfies, especially on the second picture.

again, it's like she's not aware he is there.

some fucked up shit is going on

No. 45871

>>45869
The first one looks natural IMO but the second one looks like she was taking selfies and he came along and joined her for a bit.

I just can't get over how boring their selfies are. They're just the two of them in the same handful of poses, making the same faces. I know my boyfriend and I vary our poses and expressions because who wants to take the same photo a million times except teenage girls?

No. 45872

>>45871
>>45869
The most forced/awkward couple poses I've ever seen, it's like dude into her and girl not having it.

WTF @ how he's holding her hand in the second one.

No. 45873

>>45855
And of course the pictures with them together are bad quality again.
What phone is she holding? Looks like an iPhone 4 or 5. Even the front cam on my iPhone 4 has better quality.
He definitely adds a lot of noise filter,
the noise is way too evenly distributed and clear.
But why, what are you trying to hide Peter?
Does her silicone skin not look real enough?

No. 45875

>>45855
still could be a doll. This proves NOTHING

No. 45876

>>45875
No, her figure is quite normal in the pics with him. It's her selfies with retarded shoop and hella distortion that are doll-like.

No. 45878

>>45873
Yep, and note how she hies her mouth AGAIN

Something is fishy anon, esp. in regards to the noise anon, well done for spotting that. iphone 5 or even 4 should NOT have this much noise, maybe if she's taking the pics in nightmode, but then occam's razor right?

No. 45879

>>45878
The noise in the pics are the evenly distroed one from Photoshop.

No. 45884

File: 1422897405977.jpg (42.95 KB, 480x480, 649480a4111f0c7f3ef29934b59b67…)

>>45871
There is no "couple-ly" pictures of them, if you know what I mean. It's just her taking million selfies of herself and if he is on a pic, he looks like he is creeping behind her

pic related, random couple selfie from google images

No. 45918

>>45855
wtf happened to her giant tits? Theyre completely gone

No. 45919

>>45918
& her ridiculously tiny (read: photoshopped) waist.

No. 45934

>>45565
Are there any other pictures of her hands or any of his hands? Compare the freckle/mole on the left hand, it'd be a way to tell who's hand it is

No. 45946

File: 1422928142882.jpg (91.21 KB, 612x612, tumblr_m1sagzAc0A1r5ygdco1_128…)

>>44246
Where are her gigantic milk bags?

No. 45955

>>45946
Is this picture new? She looks…human…

No. 46033

>>45955
Nope. I think it's old. It came up when I was scrolling through Tumblr search feed using her username.
Something is just so off about this whole fiasco.

No. 46035

>>46033
I really do think this woman suffers from severe body dysmorphia but look, she's not holding the phone all weird and shit in the pic.

No. 47101

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No. 47103


No. 47105


No. 54255

File: 1424805588185.png (27.69 KB, 590x450, lolcoffin.png)

Calling it now, all pictures are going to look like this: https://i.imgur.com/ZH5ZQsU.jpg

No. 55892

http://8ch.net/cow/res/68024.html

Coffin did a livestream with braceface. Changes nothing other than that she's confirmed to be more involved in his scam and is also a lunatic.

No. 55904

>>55892
Such a weird situation. I guess it was all just Photoshop and there wasn't a doll, but something is clearly wrong with the both of them.

No. 55910


No. 55915

People with BDD often avoid mirrors and hate being recorded. What if braceface wanted Peter to use the doll as a stand in because she hates the way she looks?

No. 207603

>>55915
I'll still call bull on such antics

No. 207648

>>207603
>bumping an eight-month-old thread
Anon, pls.

No. 207713

>>207648
Gotta end up somewhere when you're bored



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